Place the rod overhead (or screw your rod into the bracket) to make sure your brackets can handle the curtain rod's weight. If not, you may need to reinstall heavy-duty brackets (which can be purchased at specialty hardware stores). If the brackets seem loose or if they seem to move slightly under the rod

Drill holes into the marked areas. Use a stud finder to determine how many wall anchors you'll need. Install wall anchors. Screw in the brackets. Make sure the brackets can support the rod.

Combine the hoisin sauce, honey, five-spice powder, minced garlic, and grated ginger in a small mixing bowl. Whisk together until evenly mixed.  This sauce does not need to be thickened with heat. If you'd rather not use freshly minced garlic or freshly grated ginger, you can use their powdered forms instead. Use only 1/8 tsp (0.6 ml) of each when opting for the ground and dried versions. Lightly brush this glaze over the ham immediately before baking it. Once the ham is halfway through its anticipated cooking time, apply the remainder of the glaze and continue baking the ham.  Note that you may need to quickly whisk the glaze together again prior to each application. The exact times will vary depending on the weight of the ham. You'll usually need to bake ham for 15 to 20 minutes per 1 lb (450 g) at a temperature of 325 degrees Fahrenheit (163 degrees Celsius). For an 8-lb (3.6-kg) ham, you'll need to cook it for about 1 hour before reapplying the second coat; cook it for another 60 to 90 minutes after that.

TL;DR in English: Whisk the ingredients together. Brush the glaze over the ham before and during baking.
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Screwing in your brackets without pre-drilling holes will make your wall at-risk for hairline fractures. Use a drill to make small holes, as holes too large for the screw can leave your rods loose. You can make the hole larger later if the screws do not fit into the hole. Base the hole size on the size of your screws. Each hole should be identical in size to the screw's body. If you have wall studs installed next to the drilled areas, you will not need to install wall anchors. Instead, you'll be able to directly screw in your curtain brackets. Mark the holes next to wall studs, and purchase any additional anchors as needed. To use a stud finder, run the device along the wall and watch the screen to see if a stud has been detected. Mark the intended hanging points for your wall anchors with a pencil. Use a drill to make holes in the wall for any needed anchors. Place the anchor through the hole and tap it in with a hammer until it is secure. Install one anchor per bracket screw.  The holes drilled for the wall anchors should be separate from the holes drilled for the screws earlier. Avoid making the hole wider than the anchor. The hole should be about the same length as the anchor's attachment areas to avoid loose wall anchors. After your wall anchors are secure, place the brackets up against the wall and place your screws into the pre-drilled holes. The wall anchor will keep the screws supported while they bear the rod's weight. Use a stepladder to make sure you are level with the wall so the screws aren't installed at an angle. After the brackets have been installed, hang the rod overhead (or screw your rod into the bracket) to make sure your brackets can handle the curtain rod's weight. If not, you may need to reinstall heavy-duty brackets (which can be purchased at specialty hardware stores). If the brackets seem loose or if they seem to move slightly under the rod's weight, they are probably not strong enough to support the curtain rod.

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Pick up a copy of Microsoft Flight Simulator or Laminar Research's X-Plane. Check out weather products such as METARS and TAFs even on days you don't fly. Raise the nose of the airplane by pulling the control wheel toward you. Use the throttle control to help the airplane climb and control your speed. Push the control wheel away from you and reduce power to descend. Turn the control wheel left to raise the right wing.

You can etch just about anything onto wood, from pictures to symbols to words and phrases. Create your design on a sheet of paper or print it off of the computer. If you are just starting out, a simple design with lots of straight lines will be the easiest to engrave. Transfer the design to your project using one of the methods listed below. You can design and cut your own stencil, or you can buy one from the store. Place the stencil over the wood where you want the design to go. Secure it with painter's tape, then trace the designs with a pencil. Put the stencil away when you are done. You can cut stencils out of blank stencil plastic, quilter's template plastic, contact paper, cardstock, or even freezer paper. Place the graphite paper onto the wood, graphite-side-down. Secure it with painter's tape, then sketch out your design on top of the paper. Remove the graphite paper hen you are done; your design should be imprinted on top of the wood. If you printed your design from the computer, coat the back of the paper with graphite, then use it as directed above. This is the quickest and easiest way to transfer your design onto the wood. It requires a precise and steady hand, however. While it is possible to erase mistakes from wood, the less erasing you have to do, the better.

TL;DR in English: Choose your design. Trace designs using stencils if you want something easy. Use graphite paper if you want to transfer a custom design. Draw your design directly onto the wood with pencil if you are a good artist.
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It doesn't have to be the latest version if your computer is older. Flight simulators will help you learn about the instruments and systems found in a typical trainer aircraft as well as make you familiar with maneuvers and procedures you will need to master for your private pilot exam. Thus you will need to spend less time and money on actual flight lessons, which are quite expensive. X-Plane's website truthfully says that if a flight simulator can save you an hour with a controller, it will have effectively paid for itself. Remember that while flight simulators are good for procedures training, they won't give you all of the stick-and-rudder skills to fly a real airplane. See if conditions match what those products indicate.  That way, when you do fly, you'll have a higher confidence in the weather predictions. This will make the airplane climb or stall if you pull back too far. Pitch changes speed, power changes altitude.   This will cause the plane to bank resulting in a left turn. You also need to add left rudder (the left peddle) to keep the plane coordinated. Same thing to turn right but use the right controls

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Preheat the oven. Make the cloth. Make the straws. Cook the straws.

Create a cleaner with dish soap. Add the cleaner to the cloth. Apply cleaner with a cotton swab in difficult areas.

Preheat the oven at 375 degrees. Line two baking sheets with parchment paper and set aside. Let your pastry dough thaw in the refrigerator overnight. Lightly flour your work surface. Roll out each sheet of dough until it is a 10 inch (25.4 cm) by 12 inch rectangle. Beat the egg with 1 tablespoon (14.8 ml) of water. Brush the mixture along the surface of the dough. Sprinkle half the Parmesan cheese, Gruyère cheese, thyme, salt, and pepper on each piece of pastry. Use a rolling pin to gently press the ingredients into the dough. Cut each sheet on the short side into 11 or 12 small strips with a pizza cutter or sharp knife. Twist each strip and lay them on the baking sheets. You should have 22-24 straws when done. Cook the straws for 10 to 15 minutes. They should be lightly brown and puffy. Turn each straw over and cook for another 2 minutes. Take them out and let them cool. Serve at room temperature. Make sure you do not overcook these. The cheese will burn.

TL;DR in English: Preheat the oven. Shape the dough. Make the straws. Cook the straws.
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Most of the time, adding a bit of water to the cloth may be all you need. When it's extra smudged, try adding a tiny bit of dish-washing soap. Dilute it heavily. Even a single drop in a cup of water may be enough. Dip a new cloth in the cleaner, as you've already picked up a lot of dirt with the last cloth. You can also spray the cleaner onto the cloth instead of dipping. Wring out any excess, and rub down the screen in a circular motion. This method should remove any smudges that are left. If you can't get into the corners with your cloth, a cotton swab may solve the problem. Put a bit of cleaner on the swab, and rub it into the corners to get out the smudges.

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Locate your lint trap. Locate your lint filter. Remove the lint filter from the lint trap. Remove any visible lint from the filter. Vacuum the filter screen. Vacuum the lint trap. Wipe around the lint trap and the filter area. Wipe down the inside of the dryer door. Insert the lint filter into the lint trap. Deep clean the filters approximately once per month.

Get your oven heating and prepare your baking pan while you boil the pretzel bread. Turn the oven on to 400°F (204°C). To make the boiling solution, put 3 quarts (2.8 liters) of water and 3/4 cup (135 g) of baking soda into a large saucepan or pot over high heat. Bring the solution to a boil. To prepare your baking pan, simply grease it lightly with shortening or butter. Remove your dough from the greased bowl and punch it straight down. Divide the dough into two large pieces and roll each into a smooth ball that is tightly packed. Place the loaves in the boiling solution for 1 minute. Turn them using tongs and boil them for 1 more minute. Use a slotted spoon to carefully remove them from the solution.  To evenly divide the proved dough, you can cut it in half using a sharp knife or a bench scraper. Always use caution when handling boiling liquid. Use oven mitts when touching the handles of your pot. Set both boiled loaves on your greased baking sheet. Brush the beaten egg over the tops and sides of the loaves using a pastry brush. Take a sharp knife and score a cross in the top of each loaf. Bake the loaves for 15 minutes. You can leave off the egg wash, although your pretzel bread won't be as shiny or glossy after it bakes. After 15 minutes, reduce the oven temperature to 350°F (175°C) and bake the loaves for another 10 to 12 minutes. The pretzel bread should look brown. Carefully remove the baking pan from the oven. Take the loaves off of the sheet and let them cool on a wire rack.

TL;DR in English: Turn on your oven and prepare a boiling solution. Form 2 loaves and boil them. Bake the pretzel bread. Finish baking the pretzel bread.
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Depending on the design of your dryer, the lint trap will either be on the top of the dryer or located just inside the door. Consult your appliance's user manual if you have any concerns. It is located inside the lint trap, which is the slot the filter slides into. The lint filter is designed specifically to keep lint off of your clothes. If it accumulates too much lint, that lint will then end up on your clothing. Pull the filter gently from the top and it should slide out easily. The filter looks like a fine mesh screen, held in a frame of plastic. Using your fingers initially is the easiest way to begin.  A good trick is to grab a little of the lint in the corner and then slide your fingers across the filter screen, picking up the rest of the lint along the way. Make sure to wipe the entire surface of the filter screen and discard any lint you remove. Use a soft brush vacuum attachment. Turn on the vacuum and brush the attachment across the filter screen, which will remove any remaining lint. Use the vacuum attachment that has the long, thin neck and stick the attachment gently into the trap, as far as it will go. This will remove any residual lint from the trap. Use a soft rag, which will remove any lingering lint. If you notice any stubborn lint, try going back over the area using a dryer sheet. The remaining lint will cling to it. Use a soft rag, which will remove any lingering lint. Use the dryer sheet trick in the previous step for any stubborn lint. The freshly cleaned lint filter should slide easily back into place. You should hear it lock gently back into place. If you don’t, pull the filter out gently and re-insert until you hear it lock into place. Simply remove them and wash with warm, soapy water. Allow them to air-dry thoroughly before replacing.

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Do scales. Work on lip and tongue trills. Add in sirens and kazoos. Hum.

The serial number should correspond to the series. The serial number appears in the upper left and lower right corners. If the serial number doesn’t correspond to the series, then you are dealing with a counterfeit.  If the bill is series 2009, then the serial number should begin with J. If the bill is series 2009A, then the serial number should begin with L. The new $100 uses raised printing on Ben Franklin’s shoulder. Run your fingers over the spot. You should be able to feel texture. There is a large copper-colored inkwell to the left of the bill’s serial number. Inside the inkwell is a bell, which should change color from copper to green as you look at the bill from different angles. The numeral 100 beside the inkwell should also change color, just as it does on some older $100 bills. An embedded thread runs just to the left of Franklin’s portrait. The letters “USA” and the number 100 alternate along the strip, which is visible from both sides of the note.  If you hold the bill up to UV light, then the strip should glow pink.  You can also purchase a counterfeit detector which shines UV light, which might be helpful if your business handles a lot of bills. A popular option is the AccuBanker D63 Compact. It costs about $50. Just to the right of Franklin’s portrait is a blue security ribbon. This ribbon is 3-D. Move the bill back and forth and check that you see the number 100 and tiny bells move from side-to-side as you move the bill. This ribbon is woven into the paper, not pasted on. Accordingly, if the blue ribbon is peeling off the bill, then you have a fake. Hold the bill to the light and look for a faint image of Benjamin Franklin in the white oval on the right-hand side. You can see the watermark portrait on either side of the bill. Check around Franklin’s jacket collar. You should see the words “The United States of America” in small type.  You should also see “USA 100” around the white space that contains the portrait.  The words “100 USA” should also appear around the quill pen to the right of Franklin.

TL;DR in English: Look at the serial numbers. Feel Franklin’s shoulder. Check for color-change ink. Hold the bill up to the light. Check the blue security ribbon. Look for the watermark portrait. Use a magnifying glass to find the microprint.
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You wouldn't run 5 miles (8.0 km) out of the gate, so don't expect your voice box to be able to go up and down 3 octaves either. Doing scales slowly warms up your voice, extending it to its top and bottom ranges. And it's pretty easy to do, even alone. If you are breathing right and holding yourself correctly, it'll be easier to hit those notes in your high register. Be patient, though, and work gradually. You'll actually hurt your voice if you start off too low or too high, forcing it to do things it really doesn't want to do. Another common method to warming up apart from scales are trills. They relax the lip and tongue, engage breathing, and eliminate tension.  For lip trills, simply create a raspberry sound by loosely placing your lips together. Experiment with different consonant sounds, like "h" and "b." Go slowly up and down your range, but don't do anything that's uncomfortable or hard to maintain. For tongue trills, think of the Spanish "r." Place your tongue behind your upper teeth and exhale strongly.  Hold the sound and air steady, varying the pitch while trilling. Again, don’t do anything your voice doesn't want you to do. You'll know. Some of the more fun warm ups are sirens and kazoos. When you do your siren (which should start low and go high), use your arm and toss it in a circular motion, going up and down with the pitch.  Kazoos focus of the sound and stretch the vocal folds in a healthy, controlled way. Just pretend like you're sucking in spaghetti -- it's as simple as that. On an exhale, make the “woo” sound; it'll come out like a buzz. Holding the sound steady, go up and down to the extremities of your range. Do this several times. Try some tongue twisters going up and down in tunes. This is preparing your voice for complexed songs. A good one is 'Seven salty sailors sailed the seven seas (repeat up in Do Re Me.) Humming actually helps cool a voice down, too, which is an oft-forgotten, though important, technique. It warms up your voice without straining your voice like singing can....

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Mix equal parts of lemon juice and water in a cup. Soak a cotton ball or pad in the mixture. Place the cotton ball or pad where you want to apply the bleach. Sit outside with the lemon solution in place for 15-20 minutes. Rinse off the lemon juice completely. Moisturize the area with lotion after you clean the bleached area. Repeat this every day to notice substantial results.

To turn your two round cakes into the wide and elongated Hello Kitty face, you need to cut the two cakes and wedge them together. Use your eye to draw an imaginary line down the center of one cake. Now move over by one inch (2.5 cm) and cut the cake in half an inch off center.  You should now have two uneven cake halves, with one about five inches wide and the other three inches. Repeat with the other cake. Set aside the two smaller cake wedges. Use a frosting knife to coat the cut edge of one of the large cake wedges. Orient the other large cake wedge so the cut edges are facing each other. Gently press the two cake wedges together, using the frosting to hold them together.  Use a knife to cut and smooth the face if there are any areas where the cakes are joined unevenly. You want a nice, smooth, rounded rectangular shape for the Hello Kitty cake. Orient the cake so the rounded rectangle is widthwise in front of you. Use the two smaller wedges of cake to create the ears. With a knife cut out two equilateral triangles from the leftover cake, each with a two-inch (5-cm) base, and a height of two inches (5 cm).  Round out the bases of the triangles in an inward direction so the ears will join with the face smoothly. Reserve the leftover cake for cake pops or some other recipe Cover the rounded base of each ear with a layer of frosting. Attach one ear to the top left corner of the cake, and the second ear to the top right corner. Once the ears are attached, you have the basic Hello Kitty face shape in place, and can move on to decorating. Use a frosting knife to cover the entire top and sides of the cake with a generous layer of frosting. Frost the ears gently so they don’t get knocked out of place. The frosting should be smooth and even, but it doesn’t have to be perfect, as it will be covered in fondant. Dust a flat work surface and your rolling pin with cornstarch. Turn the fondant out onto the covered surface and roll it out in a rectangular shape. Continue rolling until the fondant is flat and even, and...

TL;DR in English: Cut the cakes. Attach the cakes to create the face. Make the ears. Attach the ears. Frost the cake. Roll out the fondant. Cover the cake with fondant.
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For best results, use freshly-squeezed lemon juice. Bottled or organic lemon juice also works well. Fill a cup about 1/3 of the way with lemon juice, then fill the cup another 1/3 of  the way with water from your faucet. Using water to dilute the lemon juice reduces the acidity a bit, so your skin doesn’t dry out severely. To apply the lemon juice to the hair you want to bleach, it is easiest to use a cotton ball or pad. Dunk the cotton ball or pad into the cup of lemon juice, and remove it after a few seconds. Ensure the middle and outside of the cotton is adequately wet. You can use lemon juice to safely bleach your upper lip, abdomen, arms, and legs. Hold the cotton in place throughout the bleaching process. Sunlight helps boost the lightening effects of the lemon juice, as the sun activates the citric acid. After 20 minutes or so, your skin will feel very dry, so this is a good time to stop the bleaching session. If you burn easily, apply sunscreen to the rest of your skin to avoid sunburn. Use warm water to get rid of any lemon juice or residue. If bleaching your arms, you can hold your arm under the sink. If bleaching your face or legs, use a clean washcloth. Lemon juice makes the skin very dry, so it’s best to replenish it with moisturizing lotion right after cleansing the skin. Use products containing cocoa butter, shea butter, or vitamin E oil, for instance. You can massage the lotion into the skin for a relaxing effect. Lemon juice can lighten body hair, but it does take several applications and some patience. For best results, use this bleaching technique every day. If you aren’t able to bleach with lemon juice daily, aim for 3-4 days a week.

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Consult with your physician before taking any steroids. Take Winstrol with lots of water. Don't drink any alcohol while on steroids. Don't take Winstrol with anticoagulant medication.

Messy, running mascara is a classic sign that someone has been crying, and you can use that to your advantage with some smokey eye makeup. Having color in your cheeks is a sign of passion or fire. When you want to look sad, it is better to keep the cheeks wan and pale. However, you can add a redness to your nose to suggest soreness from using tissues. It might be easier to make your nose red by rubbing it than by using makeup. To communicate a lasting sadness or depression, keep the lips as colorless as possible as well as the cheeks. Brushing a subtle nude lipstick over the lips can help your entire face seem less vibrant and alert.

TL;DR in English: Smudge your eye makeup so it looks as though you’ve been crying. Keep your cheeks pale and your nose red. Use pale or nude lip colors.
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Anabolic (meaning protein and muscle building) steroids are powerful medicines with various health benefits, but all are considered controlled substances that require a prescription due to their potential for abuse and serious side effects. Your family doctor is not likely to prescribe anabolic steroids for you unless you suffer from angioedema, aplastic anemia (both blood disorders) or some muscle wasting condition. Wanting bigger muscles or greater strength is not a valid reason for an ethical doctor to write you a prescription for anabolic steroids.  For hereditary angioedema, adult dosage recommendations usually start at 2 mg, three times day. If successful at reducing swelling, dosages are reduced after one to three months to 2 mg daily. For aplastic anemia, adult and childhood dosages typically start at 1 mg/kg per day and can be slowly increased from there. Winstrol comes in round pink tablets (meant to be taken orally) and in a serum meant to be injected directly into muscle tissue. Usage ranges from a few weeks to about six months at a time. If you are taking Winstrol orally (via tablets), remember to always drink a full glass of water with it. Drinking water helps the tablet dissolve quicker and also prevents stomach irritation. The pills contain a compound called c17 methyl, which helps the stanozolol from being destroyed in the stomach and liver so it can work on muscle growth; however, the downside to c17 methyl is that it irritates the stomach and is toxic to the liver. Drinking lots of water with the pills will help lessen the impact of c17 methyl on your body.  Start with at least an 8-ounce glass of water with each pill you take. Avoid acidic juices as they may contribute to stomach irritation. Taken orally, stanozolol doesn't lose its potency (compared to injecting it) as much as some other anabolic steroids do. All types of steroids, particularly anabolic steroids, are damaging to the liver because they are toxic (difficult or impossible to break down into harmless by-products) and...

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Preheat the oven to 400°F (200°C). Divide the squash lengthwise. Butter up the butternut. Season to taste. Roast the squash. Quarter and serve.

If you have identified the actions that have led you to bad karma, realize it is time for you to change your actions.   If you find yourself being negative toward a specific person or people, resolve to start a conversation with a compliment next time. Develop this as a new positive habit. If you find yourself being selfish, resolve to do a charitable action each day even if it is a small one. Try something small like holding a door open for someone. Practice this to develop a new routine of positive actions. Life is difficult and frustrating events happen. Thinking positive may not reverse bad events, but it can help you better cope with stress in your life. Try and reflect on the positive things in life to help you reverse bad karma by seeing the good and kindness in life.  Take a moment to enjoy the weather. If the weather is nice, reflect that not everyday will be like this. Give thanks to your good health. Enjoy a meal. Sometimes we eat without thinking; take a few moments to savor a well-prepared dish. As “karma” means action, you must be accountable for the actions that you take. Try to:  Stop blaming others. This is a bad habit. Really consider the action and try and move on from it. Blaming others only slows down this process. Practice self-focusing. Worrying about the future will not help you in the present. Focus on the daily tasks that you can control to live a more positive life. Be accountable. You are the only one responsible for your actions. If, for example, you are in an argument with a loved one, you can control how you respond. Focus on how you respond.

TL;DR in English: Break the routine. Stay positive. Take responsibility for your own actions.
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Scoop out the seeds and pulp as you would a pumpkin and discard, then place the squash on a baking sheet, flesh-side up. Brush each squash half with melted butter, mopping the cavity of each squash liberally. You can also use olive oil instead of butter, or a mixture of both. The beauty of butternut squash is how adaptable it is to various spices and seasonings. Here are a few suggestions:  Brown sugar and cinnamon: add from one teaspoon to one tablespoon (to taste) brown sugar to each squash section, then sprinkle ground cinnamon over all. Salt and pepper: Add fresh-ground pepper and salt to each squash, to taste. This is very simple, and very delicious, enhancing the natural sweetness of the squash. Ras el hanout. Visit your local spice market, and pick up some of this versatile Moroccan blend of up to 30 herbs and spices. Sprinkle it liberally over the buttered squash, and add salt and pepper as desired—though it's not necessary. Pop your prepared butternut into the oven, and let roast for 25 to 30 minutes, until a fork inserted into the thickest part meets no resistance. Divide the squash lengthwise again, and serve with grilled stuffed pork chops, roasted chicken, or all by itself.

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If you are a fan of the character, you may want to try a few of his phrases. For example, “I’m going home!” is a good one to try. It’s a good way to get your audience to laugh at you. “I’m going

Memorize popular phrases. Pick your favorite. Practice, practice, practice!

First dates are important. You get to learn a lot about the person and then use that information to help you decide if you have found a match. Some questions you can ask on a first date to help you get to know the girl include:  How was your day/week? What do you like to do for fun? What kind of music do you like? Where do you like to go on vacations? Do you like your job? What are you passionate about? Do you have roommates or do you live alone? On your first date, you can begin to get a better idea if this girl meets your criteria for a “sweet” girl. Is she nice? Intelligent? Funny? Optimistic? Think about the list of traits and interests you made to help you figure out if she is someone you want to spend more time with, such as on a second date. You might get a sense that this person is not someone you can or want to spend much time around. However, there are some red flags to watch out for as well. Try to keep a mental log of these along with any positive traits or interests the person has. Some red flags to watch for include:  She is only talks about herself and does not seem interested in getting to know you. She constantly complains about her life, the restaurant, friends, family, or other things. She is rude or unreasonably demanding of the waiters or other employees in a restaurant or café. She keeps checking her phone and seems more interested in it than in engaging with you. She expresses strong political, religious, or other personal views that you disagree with. People who have these qualities tend to be better at maintaining positive relationships. For some, these qualities may also be part of what makes someone “sweet.” Be on the lookout for these traits if you want a satisfying, long-term relationship. Some ways that you can assess the girls that you meet for this quality include:  Noting how well she listens and responds to what you say. Does she stare off into space when you are talking or start texting friends on her phone? Poor listening skills can signal trouble for a long-term...

TL;DR in English: Ask questions to get to know her on your first date. Pay attention to her words and actions. Watch for red flags. Watch for self-control and conscientiousness. Make plans to see her again.
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Cartman has several go-to phrases he uses over and over again. To truly mimic the character, learn some of these in his accent. Among the ones you should work on first is: "Respect my authority,” which he pronounces “Rus-pec muh uh-thor-a-tie." Another popular one to try would be, “Screw you guys...I'm going home!” He typically pronounces this like, “Skruh yuh guys… ahm guin’ hum!” As a Cartman fan, you probably have your own Cartman-ism that you love to hear. After watching dozens of episodes, determine which ones you want to reproduce and go for it.  Choosing ones that are easily recognized as a Cartman phrase will help you win over your audience. Consider creating a word or phrase that you may not have heard the character say but think it would be funny. Perhaps it’s something you say often but want your friends to hear it in the South Park’s character tone of voice. It will be hilarious! You may not get it down on your first ten tries but it will come over time, and that’s part of the fun. Find those who have mastered the Cartman voice and use their tips and tricks too.

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Quit smoking to improve your HDL cholesterol levels. Moderate or abstain from alcohol.

The Academy of Nutrition and Dietetics works with a company called D&D Digital to match DPD program graduates with internships. You’ll be able to find available internships through the D&D websites. Search for those internships first so you know what’s expected during the application process for each of them. The competition for Dietetic Internships (DIs) is fierce – only half of the people who apply for one get it. The minimum GPA for most DIs is 3.0, but the higher your GPA, the more competitive you’ll be. Some DI programs require that you take the GRE before applying for the internship. The minimum required GRE score will vary from internship to internship, so make sure you check with the internship you want. The higher the score, the better.  The GRE costs about $240 to take. You can find great study guides for the GRE on the College Board website and at your local bookstore. The number of letters you need will also vary by internship, so make sure you know how many you need. You should ask people who know you well and are familiar with your work ethic and think you do good work. Your dietetics professors are great choices for writing your letters. Each internship program will want you to address different things in your cover letter. Customize each cover letter to the program you’re applying for and make sure you address everything they ask for. Don’t submit the same generic cover letter to each position. Once you’re ready to apply, you’ll need to register with D&D Digital to create an account. Then you choose the internships you want to apply for and upload your materials.  Each internship will have different application deadlines, so make sure you write them down during your initial search and keep track of them. You’ll need to pay an application fee for each internship you want to apply for. These fees vary, but they’re around $100 each. Matches happen in April and November of every year. The exact date will vary, but you can expect a response sometime in those months. You should shoot for the...

TL;DR in English: Search for internships. Make sure you qualify academically. Take the GRE. Secure letters of recommendation. Write customized cover letters. Apply through Dietetic Internship Central Application Service. Wait for your match. Reapply if you don’t match.
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Not only does quitting smoking have far-reaching effects for your overall health, it may also help to improve your good cholesterol levels. Talk with your doctor about smoking cessation aids and programs that might help you quit. Some studies indicate that certain types of alcohol, such as red wine, might help in lowering cholesterol, but this is only true if you drink it in moderation, which is no more than 1 drink daily for women and no more than 2 drinks daily for men. However, if you don’t drink, don’t start!

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Don't post anything that you don't want to be seen. Don't post anything that you don't want to be seen. Don't post anything that you don't want to be seen. Don't post anything that you don't want to be seen. Don't post anything that you don't want to be seen

Know the Instagram hipster uniform. Use hashtags and emojis thoughtfully. Elevate your selfies. Post once a day.

When you notice that you've accidentally delete or overwritten a file, do not save anything else on that hard drive. Avoid running programs as well. Whenever new data is written to the drive, there's a chance that it could be set to override the data from the old file. Not saving anything increases the chances that you'll be able to recover the file. Download the installer to another drive on your computer, or on a different computer altogether. Recuva is available for free from www.piriform.com. This is the drive that you are going to be installing Recuva on to. This will allow you to run Recuva without accidentally overwriting any files on the drive you are recovering files from. Click Next to proceed. Advanced to change the installation location. Select either option to proceed. You will need to create a "Recuva" folder. Install.   portable.dat. Confirm that you want to change the file extension. Open the Recuva folder on the USB drive. This will begin the recovery wizard. You can search for all files, or you can search for specific types of files. You can search everywhere on your computer or you can specify certain locations. Recuva will begin scanning the location you specified for files that match your selection. After the scan is complete, you will see a list of results. Check the box for each file that you want to recover and then click Recover.... Make sure that it is not the same partition as the files you are recovering, or you could cause errors with the recovered files.

TL;DR in English: Immediately stop saving to the affected drive. Download Recuva on another drive. Insert a blank USB drive. Start the Recuva installer. Click . Select your USB drive as the installation location. Uncheck all of the additional installation options and click . Open the Recuva folder that is created on your USB drive. Right-click on the blank space and select "New" → "Text Document". Change the filename to . Insert the USB drive into the computer that you want to recover the file(s) from. Run the "recuva.exe" file. Select the file types you want to search for. Select a location to search for files. Start the scan. Check each item that you want to recover. Select a location to recover the files to.
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The essential hipster clothing items include: a beanie, Herschel backpack, Pendleton blanket, flannels, hiking boots with wool socks and, of course, skinny jeans.  Don't forget eyewear. Try over-sized plastic frame glasses, Buddy Holly glasses, Ray-Ban Wayfarers, and round sunglasses. Pick vintage items over mainstream labels, and layer with cardigans, sweaters, and jackets. Women should also invest in leggings, cute vintage dresses, and sun hats or "floppy hats." Going crazy with the hashtags can help you get more followers at first, but once you've started building a following, try to dial it back. Popular hipster hashtags include #liveauthentic #livefolk #exploremore #fromwhereistand #wildernessculture and #kinfolk. These are hashtags that are used and searched for by other hipsters, and can also get the attention of hipster publications like Folk Magazine and Kinfolk.  See if you can come up with your own hashtags that other people might use, like the #chasinglight hashtag. Try using a combination of emojis instead of a text caption. Never, ever, ever do the "duck lips" pose. It's unflattering and definitely not hipster. Get someone else to take your photo whenever possible, as selfies can come off a little narcissistic or desperate. If you do post a selfie, make sure it's interesting. Try only showing a portion of your face, or using a dramatic filter. You don't want to overwhelm your followers with 15 pictures one after the other, but you also want to have a presence in their feed. Choose your best, most striking photos, edit them carefully, and post only one or two each day.  Stretching out posting photos from a short trip has the added bonus of making it appear you are taking a much longer vacation. People will wonder how you pull off traveling all the time –don't you work or have school? Use a free service Iconosquare or SimplyMeasured to find out the optimal time to post for the most likes, comments, and views.

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Let them get to know him. Arrange a group date. Show your maturity. Be patient. Practice gratitude.

Baking soda is a base and vinegar is an acid, mixing the two causes a chemical reaction which neutralizes any cleansing power the two substances have on their own (which is a lot). It is completely safe to use on your hair and scalp.  If you like using essential oils, you can add them to the cleansing solution during this step. A tablespoon of lemon juice will help kill any odors and prevent mildew. It is recommended that you only use this method to clean your locks once every couple of weeks, as the baking soda can make your hair dry and brittle over time. For more regular washings, use a residue-free shampoo. Submerge your dreadlocks into the baking soda solution up to the roots. Soak your locks for up to 10 minutes, or longer if you're in need of a deep clean. As your dreadlocks soak, the baking soda will strip away dirt, oil, debris and other unwanted buildup. If you don't have the time or space needed to soak your dreadlocks, you can mix up the solution and pour it directly over your head for a quick cleanse. Remove your dreadlocks from the baking soda bath and wring out the excess solution. Turn on the faucet or hop in the shower and give your locks a quick rinse to clear away any lingering traces of the baking soda solution or foreign matter. Rinse until the water runs clear. Be sure that your scalp gets some direct exposure to the water as well. The dirt, oil, dead skin and other detritus that's been removed from your hair will be visible in the discoloration of the water. You might be surprised how much cleaner your locks will feel afterwards! Pour this through your locks after rinsing out the baking soda solution. This will neutralize any remaining baking soda, balance the pH of your scalp, and smooth loose hair frizz. You can leave this in (any vinegar smell will dissipate as it dries) or rinse it out. Give your dreadlocks ample time to dry. If you're in a hurry, use a hair dryer on the ends and shafts of your locks and allow your roots to finish air drying. Your dreadlocks should be dry before you...

TL;DR in English: DO NOT mix together the baking soda and vinegar. In a sink or wash basin, dissolve ¾ cup of baking soda in a few inches of warm water. Soak your dreadlocks for 5-10 minutes. Rinse with cool water. Have ready a large bottle of water and vinegar, mixed at a 3:1 ratio, enough to rinse over your scalp and lightly through your dreads. Towel or air dry.
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Introduce your parents to your potential boyfriend. You can do this via photos, showing them some of his texts, or in person. Give them an idea about his personality and good qualities. If he does well in school, brag about it. Tell them about his major and future plans.  If you have them meet in person, set it up in advance. Don’t just spring your boyfriend on your parents, or they may feel ambushed. This might result in a more negative reaction than normal. A boyfriend should be supportive of your dreams as well. Make sure to highlight that trait. You might tell your parents, “He always asks how my SAT prep is going.” Tell your parents that you will only go on group dates with your guy for one month. This gives your parents the security of knowing that you will be safe and will have time to get to know him without the pressure of being solo. Group dates provide some safety, however, they also result in peer pressure. Address these concerns by reminding your parents that they have done a good job teaching you to be your own person. You might say, “Don’t worry, if I’m in a group I never drink and won’t just because others tell me to.” Follow all of your parent’s rules. Show them that you can honor commitments over time, even if they are boring or annoying. For example, always make your curfew, do your chores without being asked, and avoid petty arguments, if you can. Show your parents that you are in control of yourself. You have the self-control to know that they will need time to think over this issue. To show your patience, you may decide to wait two weeks before bringing up the subject again.  For example, if they say, “Your dad and I need to think this over.” You might respond, “I understand, this is an important decision.” Try not to pressure them, as this can work against you. Demonstrate your appreciation for what they’ve done for you over your life. You might say, “Thank you!” more often. Or, you might do little nice things for them, like making breakfast. If they say that you are just trying to...

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Learn about attributes. Experiment with HTML tables. Learn the miscellaneous head tags. Play around with HTML found on websites. Learn more advanced web design from comprehensive guides.

Heartier species of fish are the best type to grill, since they'll hold up to high heat and won't flake apart when you try to lift them. Look for a thick, steak-like texture and avoid grilling flaky, delicate fish that will simply fall apart when prodded. Here are some great types of fish to barbecue:  Salmon Tuna Halibut Swordfish

TL;DR in English: Choose a fillet to barbecue.
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Attributes are placed within the tag itself, making additional alterations to the "element content" between the start and end tag. They never stand alone. They are written in the format name="value", where name is the name of the attribute (for instance "color"), and value describes this specific instance (for instance "red"). You've actually seen attributes before, if you followed the tutorial in the basic HTML section.  tags use the src attribute, anchors use the name attribute, and links use the href attribute. See how those all follow the ___="___" format? Making a table, or chart, requires several different tags. Play with these tags, or learn about HTML tables in more detail.  Start with table tags around the entire table:

  Row tags around the contents of each row:
  Column headers in the first row:   Cells in subsequent rows:   Here's an example of how it all fits together:

Column 1: Month	Column 2: Money Saved

January	$100

 You've already learned the  tag, which shows up at the start of each document. Besides the <title> tag, it can include the following types of tags:   Meta tags, which are used to provide metadata about a web page. This data can be used by search engines when the robot scours the internet to locate and list websites. To make your website more visible on search engines, use one or more <meta> start tags (no end tags necessary), each with exactly one name attribute and one content attribute, for example: <meta name="description" content="write a description here">; or <meta name="keywords" content="write a list of keywords, each separated by a comma"> <link> tags are used to associate other files with the page. This is mainly used to link to CSS stylesheets, which are made using a different type of coding to alter your HTML page by adding color, aligning your text, and many other things.


Spend time with him (cautiously.) Tell him directly that you want to be friends. Don't pretend that nothing's changed. Tell other people that you're just friends. Show that you still care about him.

To begin your journey into the world of cliques, figure out the members of your child’s clique.  Ask your child, “Who is in your group of friends?”  Like any good detective, you should try to get as much information as possible. Other questions you might have include:  Is there a clique leader? How long have you been participating in the clique? What do you and your clique do together? Cliques can seem downright awful. The word might conjure images of icy queen bees and power struggles. However,  keep in mind that it’s normal and natural for children to show preferences for friends or certain types of people. Cliques can help your child develop a sense of self-worth and self-confidence.  In a clique of friends, your child may feel protected and accepted for who they are. Understand that your child wants to feel accepted, and a clique can provide that for them. If your child only spends time with their clique, their ability to make new friends might suffer. That means they won’t be exposed to a diversity of people, plus they may feel more pressure to engage in cliquish behavior.  To help your child branch out and make some new, fun friends, encourage them to sign up for a couple of extracurriculars. Think sports, theater, music, and clubs. Community-sponsored athletic programs are a fun and economical option. Chat with your local community activity board or recreational department for more information about children’s programs in your area. Cliques – for good or bad – tend to impose conformity on their members. The members might act the same, dress the same, and engage in the same activities. Your child is a unique individual who’s probably pretty awesome just as they are. In order to help your child maintain their sense of self, provide positive feedback to your child on a regular basis.  For instance, you could say to your child:  “I like you just the way you are.” ”It’s okay for you to do things differently than other people do.”  ”I like when you are kind and polite to others.” Whether your child is the...

TL;DR in English: Find out more about the clique. Don’t automatically reject your child being in a clique. Help your child extend their peer group. Support your child’s individuality. Encourage your child to use their leadership skills for good. Keep an eye out for bullying. Discourage your child from participating if necessary.
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Hang out with your ex on small social outings. At first, keep hang outs short and modest - a trip to a cafe or an art museum, for instance. Keep a full schedule (or at least pretend to.) If things get awkward, you can always use the excuse that you're running late for something else to get out of there!   Definitely  don't do anything together that can be construed as a date. Don't stay out late, drink alcohol, or go dancing. You could find yourself falling for each other again, and if you haven't fixed the things that led to your breakup, you'll be setting yourself up for future heartbreak. Worse, you could ruin any new romances either of you has started with other people. Your ex might be confused about your intentions if you're not perfectly clear with him about what you want. Simply say, "I hope we can still be friends" or ask the question "We're still friends, right?"  Don't  leave this issue unaddressed - if you're vague about what you want from your new relationship, he might think you're trying to get back together with him. Spare yourself some terrible drama by being open and honest with him from the get-go. One of the biggest mistakes you can make is to act like nothing's happened after a breakup. Doing so gives off the impression that you never cared. It can really hurt his feelings - at this point, that  shouldn't  be something you're trying to do. After you make contact, acknowledge your breakup without dwelling on it. You might try using phrases like these:  "I'm so glad I got to see you again." "I really hope you're doing better. I am." "I want to move on and start over as friends." If his friends knew about your old relationship, they'll be curious to know what's going on. If you have any reason to suspect he won't be honest with his friends, don't let him spin them a lie. Tell them you're looking to be friends with him and nothing more. If they hear from him that you're desperate to get back together but they hear from you that you're not, they'll probably (correctly) assume that he's the...

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Make payment arrangements. Set times for delivery. Hire appropriate drivers. Stay within state amount limits.

Don’t be in too big of a hurry to stand up or make the trip to the podium. Walk slowly to your mark, being relaxed and deliberate. Stretch the time you have and use it to prepare yourself and consider what your opening lines will be.  Most of the time when you’re giving an impromptu speech, you’ll be singled out to say a few words on the spot. Since you’ll only have a few moments, preparing yourself is more about getting yourself in the right state of mind than it is knowing exactly what you’re going to say.  If you really need to milk it, you can buy yourself some extra time by shaking hands, exchanging pleasantries or adjusting the microphone stand before speaking. Take a few slow, deep breaths to collect yourself. Let your mind settle so you can concentrate on the task at hand. Shut out all unnecessary distractions that might steal your attention and stifle anxious thoughts that might cause you to doubt yourself.  Assume that everyone around you wants to see you succeed. This will help put you at ease. Expecting yourself to fail will only destroy your composure and make you more fearful of your audience. Confront the reality of your situation to avoid being blindsided by panic. Accept that you have to give a speech and then focus all your resources on giving a good one. Face your audience boldly and smile. Make eye contact with those closest to you. Display confident body language—try not to fidget, tremble or arrange yourself awkwardly. Think positive thoughts to reassure yourself. For you to come off as interesting, witty and engaging, you have to believe that you are.  Oftentimes, the more confident you make yourself appear, the more confident you’ll feel. Relax! Speaking in front of a crowd is not that big a deal. Even if you make a mistake, it’s not the end of the world. In a few words, let everyone know who you are. Tell them your name and describe yourself and your relation to the event or role as a speaker. You might also thank everyone for their presence and attention. Don’t avert to the fact that...

TL;DR in English: Take your time getting ready to speak. Calm your nerves. Project a confident aura. Make a short introduction.
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In many states that allow home delivery of alcoholic beverages, the customer must make payment in full at your location in advance of the delivery, rather than paying the delivery person when their order is delivered.  In some states, the customer must come to the store in person and purchase the alcoholic beverages they want delivered in a face-to-face transaction. Other states allow customer orders over the internet or by telephone, as long as they are processed in-store just as a normal in-person transaction would be. Typically alcoholic beverages must be purchased in advance – the customer cannot pay the delivery driver on receipt of the delivery, using any method of payment. Check with your state licensing board to make sure you've set up appropriate methods of payment and identification of the customer that comply with your state's regulations. These rules differ significantly from state to state in regard to home delivery of alcoholic beverages. Typically, you can deliver orders to customers during the normal retail hours of your business. However, the days of the week and times you are permitted to deliver alcoholic beverages to customers may be further restricted by your state's law.  For example, some states do not allow the delivery of alcoholic beverages after dark, even if your physical store can remain open late into the evening. In states where customers are required to make their purchase in person for later delivery, you may be allowed to deliver even on days such as Sunday when you can't open your store. In addition to state regulations, choosing your delivery times also is a matter of personal preferences. Set times that suit the needs of your business while also taking into consideration the safety of your employees who will be making the deliveries. Most states require that those who deliver alcoholic beverages for you be over the age of 21. They also may have to meet other state requirements relative to licensing retail sales clerks.  In addition, your delivery drivers must have driver's...

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Expand on your character profile to include personality traits. Connect clothing and personal objects to the character’s personality. Make him or her an active participant. Include stream of consciousness and/or dialogue. Don’t limit active verbs to a character’s movement.

Over-the-counter pain relievers, like ibuprofen or acetaminophen, may reduce pain and discomfort. Don’t take these pain relievers unless you have approval from your doctor or pharmacist, as they may interfere with your medication.  Always follow the instructions on the label of the pain reliever before taking it. Your doctor may prescribe a medication called Pyridium to relieve severe bladder pain and inflammation. Do not take this medication more often or for a longer period than recommended. Pyridium may cause your urine to appear dark orange or red. Water will help you urinate and pass the bacteria out of your body. Aim to drink about .5 gallons (1.9 L) of water a day. This is roughly 8 glasses with 8 ounces (230 g) of water each. Avoid drinking coffee, alcohol, or caffeinated sodas until you have recovered from your infection. While research is mixed on this subject, cranberry juice may be able to help fight infection and reduce the acidity of your urine. Try drinking cranberry juice in addition to water for the best results.  Avoid cranberry juice if you're taking the blood thinning medication Warfarin. The interaction between the juice and the medication may cause bleeding. Look for a brand that contains 100% real juice and is sugar free or low in added sugar. High-quality, all-natural juices are best. Check your local health food store, or buy some cranberries and make your own. Look for an unsweetened cranberry juice recipe online. You can use a heating pad, hot water bottle, or a heat wrap. Rest the heat against the sore area. Leave it there for up to 20 minutes. To use a hot water bottle, fill the bottle with hot, but not boiling water. Wrap it in a towel before placing it against your body. Sex may worsen your infection or cause discomfort while you are recovering. Wait until you have finished your course of antibiotics or get your doctor’s approval before having sex again. Women are especially vulnerable to developing urinary tract infections after sex. You can minimize your chances of getting a...

TL;DR in English: Ask your doctor or pharmacist if you can take a mild pain reliever. Drink more water to flush out the infection. Try drinking cranberry juice. Place heat against your lower stomach or back to relieve pain. Avoid having sex until you have recovered.
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List their talents, strengths and weaknesses, moral beliefs, likes and dislikes, and any other personal information you have considered. Readers don't need all of this information, but you need to know your character in and out to make decisions about what to present.  Think about how they see themselves and how others would perceive them. Do these images match or clash?  Do their dreams for the future match their talents and strengths? You want your reader to leave with an impression of who your character is as a person, not just what they look like. Are their clothes neatly pressed and tailored, indicating attention to their appearance, or do they look like they rolled out of bed and threw on whatever was nearest on the floor. Note anything that is absent that one would normally expect.  Are they walking in the snow without a coat or shoes, or fully dressed head-to-toe in 100 degree weather? Describing how your character interacts with his or her environment gives you a chance to offer insight into their intellect and conscious indirectly, so that your writing becomes a story and not just a biographical sketch.  Be specific and concrete.  If surfing the web, what type of sites are they looking at?  If walking, are they taking large, confident strides or shuffling their feet?  Even if s/he is doing "nothing," this fact provides insight into their personality and thoughts. When little direct action is taking place, recording the character's thoughts or conversations keeps the reader engaged.  When using dialogue, note the speaker’s tone or inflection, any pauses or tics, or unusual words choices. Do they gesture while they speak or use meaningful body language? Are they saying what they really think or hiding their true nature? Make their physical attributes active, as well.  A long skirt might graze the floor, their hair may fly around wildly. Maybe their coffee cup sits motionless and loses its warmth because they are too preoccupied to drink.

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Get a chocolate fragrance oil. Buy glycerin. Buy a mild shampoo or dish soap.

Use any program you like, such as Windows Movie Maker (it usually comes with the computer), Sony Vega, iMovie, or Media Impression. Note: It's always better if you use the program that comes with the camera. Sometimes you can't edit the videos with another program if you don't save them with the program that comes with the camera first. These type of programs aren't usually very good, unless it's an expensive camera. Plus, you can edit your movie with as many programs as you like until you get good results. If you filmed it with a green screen, there are some programs that can edit those type of videos. When buying one, get well-informed about what the program can do. Try to actually make your own music, if you want. Put a title and credits. Include all the people who worked in the movie. If you did most of the work it might be a good idea to put: A film by (_) Don't forget the date. If you can't add credits and a title, you can paint the letters with the program Paint that all computers have, and save it as an image. So when putting it all together just include that. Upload it to YouTube if you want everyone to see your work. Did it look good? Was it what you expected? Did you have fun? Has everyone had fun? What where the main problems when making the movie? What did you like the most about the film? and the worst? What would you do better next time? Why? Would you repeat the experience?

TL;DR in English: Put everything together. Add music on your video - this can be done with almost any program, Windows Movie Maker will do. Make a DVD of your movie and give it to everyone you want. Evaluate your movie.
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If you don’t like the idea of adding real chocolate to your bath, you can choose to use chocolate fragrance oil instead. Chocolate fragrance oil comes in a variety of scents, like dark chocolate, mousse, and fudge. Almost any brand of fragrance oil you buy should work for the mixture. Crafters Choice, Nature Garden Secrets, and Essential Oil are brands that make chocolate fragrance oil. Glycerin is a sweet and colorless liquid that can be dissolved into water and alcohol. Glycerin has many skin benefits. It can be used as a toner, moisturizer, and it can treat wrinkles and blackheads. You can buy glycerin at most pharmacies and supermarkets. Africare is a brand name of 100% glycerin. You can also buy generic brands from stores like CVS and Walgreens. Baby shampoos are considered mild shampoos. Brands like Dawn and Ivory make mild dish soaps. Shampoo and dish soap can be found at most supermarkets. A small bottle will be enough because you will only need to use one cup of shampoo or soap. You can also choose to use unscented bubble bath, but you should not include it in the initial mixture. Instead, wait to add it directly to the bath.

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Clean the area. Apply cold on the day of the injury. Switch to warm compresses. Take over the counter painkillers. Stay hydrated. Protect your lips with lip balm or chapstick. Keep the lip uncovered and pressure-free to avoid injuring it again. Eat a healthy diet.

Have you thought about why you wanted to prevent your partner from breaking up with you? Think long and hard about your reasons. Question your intentions behind staying in the relationship. Consider if you reasons are beneficial for both you and your partner or if they are merely selfish. For example, you might have chosen to stay in the relationship only because you fear being single. Or you might try to prevent the breakup because you don't want to be the one getting dumped. Abusive behavior shouldn't be tolerated. If your partner is physically, sexually, verbally, or emotionally abusive, you are doing yourself a favor by leaving. It can be frightening to leave an abusive partner, but many people do it every day. Reach out to friends, family, or resources in your community to help you get the confidence you need to leave an abusive relationship. If you are in a relationship with an addict or someone with unhealthy behavioral patterns, your feelings of responsibility for the person may keep you from walking away. Being codependent may mean a good part of your self-worth is tied to caring for and supporting your partner. Such a relationship is unhealthy. Learn to recognize signs of codependency. Then, see a therapist privately to work on breaking the bonds that keep you in a toxic partnership. Some couples have a way of breaking up and making up over and over again. This is yet another unhealthy relationship pattern. If you or your partner has good reason to leave the relationship, you shouldn't keep defaulting on the decision. Make the difficult decision to leave for good.  End this cycle by getting real about the problems in your relationship. Don't rationalize or down-play what's making you unhappy. Work to improve other areas of your life, so you don't end up running back to your partner. Rebuild old friendships, find a passion, or commit to a new goal that makes your life more fulfilling without your partner. It may also help to see a counselor individually to address any fears you have of leaving your...

TL;DR in English: Assess your reasons for staying. Say “no” to abuse. Watch out for codependency issues. End a breakup and makeup cycle once and for all.
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While your lip is swollen and sore, it is vulnerable to injury. Sponge it with water gently, several times a day or whenever it gets dirty. Do not pick at it or wipe it.  If the lip swelled after an injury, especially a fall, disinfect it with an antiseptic. If the lip is swollen due to a piercing, follow the advice from the person who did the procedure. Don't take the piercing in and out unnecessarily. Wash your hands before you handle it. Do not clean with rubbing alcohol, which can make it worse. Wrap ice in a towel, or use an ice pack from the freezer. Place it gently on your swollen lip. This will reduce swelling for a recent injury. After the first few hours, cold is not typically effective, except to relieve pain. If you don't have ice, freeze a spoon for 5-15 minutes and put that on your swollen lip. Alternatively, suck on a popsicle. After the initial swelling is done, warmth may encourage healing. Heat water until hot, but still cool enough to touch. Dip a towel in the water, then wring out the excess. Hold it to your lips for 10 minutes. Repeat once an hour, several times a day or until swelling reverses. Non-steroidal anti-inflammatory drugs (NSAIDs) are medications that decrease pain and swelling. The most common over-the-counter variants are acetaminophen, ibuprofen, and naproxen. Drink plenty of water to keep your lips hydrated and avoid further cracking or swelling. These treatments moisturize your lips, preventing further cracking and drying.  There are many ways to make your own lip balm. Try combining 2 parts coconut oil, 2 parts olive oil, 2 parts grated beeswax, and a few drops of essential oil for scent. In a pinch, just dab your lips with coconut oil or aloe vera gel. Avoid balms that contain camphor, menthol, or phenol. Use petroleum jelly sparingly, as it may cause health issues in large quantities, and may not add much additional moisture. Pressure can cause more injury and a lot more pain. Try to keep the bruised area free and exposed to air. If chewing food hurts, healing will take...

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Don't be afraid to ask questions. Don't be afraid to ask questions. Don't be afraid to ask questions. Don't be afraid to ask questions. Don't be afraid to ask questions. Don't be afraid to ask questions. Don't be afraid to ask questions. Don't be afraid to ask questions.

Wait until the time is right. Do a practice run. Present them with the facts. Give them time. Understand when it's not a good idea.

Pedal boards can be bought off the shelf or customized to your particular set-up. Whether you choose a small, medium, or large pedal board generally depends on the number of pedals you're using on a regular basis and the size of those pedals.  Generally, if you're using five or fewer pedals, you want a small pedal board. For more than ten pedals, on the other hand, you want a large pedal board. Also take into consideration if you plan to add more pedals over time. For example, if you currently use four pedals but plan on adding three more, it's best to go ahead and get a medium-sized pedal board so you'll have room for the others when you get them. If your pedals are oversized, you may want to get a large pedal board even if you're only using four or five pedals. This will prevent overcrowding. Whether you're buying a pre-built board or building your own, you need to make sure the pedal board will power all your pedals. While most pedals require 9 volts of power, some require more.  Be sure to check the power requirements of every pedal in your set-up – don't just assume they're all the same. You also want to check the power requirements of pedals you plan to add later on to ensure the board you buy can handle them. Your power supply needs to have the correct voltage as well as be able to handle the number of pedals you have or ultimately will have once your set-up is complete.  For example, if you have 10 pedals, all of which require 9 volts, you'll need a 9-volt power supply capable of handling 10 or more pedals. If you have one pedal that requires 12 volts, you'll need to look for a power supply that allows you to isolate pedals, because you don't want 12 volts running through the other pedals that require less power. While you do want to leave a little bit of space between pedals on your pedal board to keep it from looking cluttered, you still want to use extremely short patch cables to preserve the quality of your sound.  Choose cables with right-angle plugs rather than straight plugs, and this will cut...

TL;DR in English: Choose the right size. Check the power requirements of your pedals. Find an adequate power supply. Use compact patch cables. Velcro your pedals to the board.
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This kind of discussion is a difficult one, especially if you aren't sure how your parents will react. Wait until you feel comfortable having the discussion. It can be hard if you're questioning your sexuality, as your parents may try to convince you're actually not gay. If you show any hesitation about your sexuality, your parents are likely to ask questions such as "Are you sure?" It's okay to discuss your feelings and reservations with them. – Just realize that they may want to ask if you're positive about your feelings. If you're not 100% sure, it's okay. You can have feelings for another guy now, yet decide later that you prefer women. Sexuality can change over time. But even if that happens later on, it does not invalidate your current feelings or your current relationship. While coming out to anybody is difficult, try coming out to someone who you know is sympathetic first. For instance, if you have a gay friend or know someone who is a gay ally, talk to him or her about your sexuality before addressing it with your parents. It's very hard to say the first time, so trying it out on someone else first can make it slightly easier on you when you do go to your parents. Plus, the person may be able to give you some tips if he or she is gay. Just be sure you completely trust the person first. If you need to convince your parents, try presenting them with facts about homosexuality. You can find many good resources out there about homosexuality, such as Planned Parenthood's website on the LGBTQ community. It's also good to have materials to give them or websites they can visit to read more about it. Many parents need time to adjust to this announcement. Because most parents expect their kids to be straight, they have to change their own thinking about who you are. Let them know it's okay to take time to adjust. For instance, you could say, "I know this announcement is a big one, and I understand if you need some time to adjust to the idea. I know I did." If you know your parents will react very badly because...

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Use vitamin E. Take fish oil capsules. Experiment with milk thistle. Harness the power of green tea. Try probiotics.

Sometimes, past life regression requires tools that we are unable to master—self-hypnosis, for example, can be very difficult. Certified hypnotherapists who specialize in past life regression have been trained in the necessary fields. Here's how you can expect them to direct you:  They may play music as they talk you into a relaxed state, making you feel safe, warm, and comfortable. Let yourself follow along, and find your inner calm. Clear your mind of directed thought, and let whatever comes to you happen naturally. Relax your muscles in your body, especially your neck and shoulders letting the tension release. As you relax deeper, they may talk about the light, letting it flow through you, reaching into every part of your body, until it totally surrounds you. Once you are prepared and totally relaxed, they will open the doors to your many past lives by guiding you back through time. They'll encourage you to explore your memories, with as much detail as you recall. They may take you back to the womb, and talk you through being reborn in a past life. When you've discovered your past life, they will guide you through it, encouraging you to feel it as you remember it, only this time when you awake, you'll have full knowledge of your past. When you're session draws to the close, the hypnotherapist will slowly bring your back to the present reality and your current life. You have just experienced your past life.

TL;DR in English: Visit a hypnotherapist. Congratulations!
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Take enough supplemental vitamin E capsules to provide you with 800 IU daily. Don’t go over the daily recommended amount because too much could be harmful to your body. A study performed at the Virginia Commonwealth University Medical Center indicated that vitamin E can lower some liver enzymes that are commonly believed to advance liver disease. It may even be able to heal some liver scarring. Use 1,000 mg of supplemental Omega-3 fatty acids each day. These fatty acids can be obtained through fish oil capsules. The British Medical Journal reported that this amount of Omega-3 fats can decrease the serum markers associated with liver cell damage. It may also be able to lower triglyceride levels and glucose levels in the body, thereby lowering common risk factors associated with fatty liver disease. Take a daily milk thistle supplement capsule or brew a cup of tea using a milk thistle tea bag. You can also combine 10 drops of milk thistle extract directly into a glass of water.  Silymarin, which is found in milk thistle, serves as an antioxidant and anti-inflammatory. Some research suggests that it can directly affect liver function by reducing the release of harmful cytokines from an inflamed liver. As a result, the liver can more easily undergo a natural healing process, during which its fat accumulation can decline. If you are prescribed medicines that could impact the liver, milk thistle is a good option to combat them. Drink two to three cups of green tea on a daily basis. If this does not appeal to you, then take 600 mg of supplemental green tea extract daily.  More precisely, you can find supplemental green tea extract by purchasing supplements containing catechins derived from decaffeinated green tea. Some studies suggest that green tea and catechins derived from green tea can decrease intestinal fat absorption and storage. They can also encourage the oxidation of fatty acids, thereby helping your body use those fatty acids for energy. Take a daily probiotic capsule. For an even more natural approach,...

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Allow the caulk on a top-mount sink to cure for 24 hours. Reconnect the water lines and the P-trap underneath the sink. Turn the water back on and check for leaks.

Any change in diet can be difficult - especially if you're giving up a habit that feels like food addiction.  Having a support group can help motivate you and encourage you as you make difficult changes.  Studies have shown that many people stick with positive changes longer if they have a support group.  Ask family members, friends or coworkers to support you.  In addition, you can see if anyone would like to join you on your journey to give up fast food. Research online support groups and forums that you can log on throughout the day.  It's a great way to have support at any time of the day. These health and nutrition experts can play a key role in helping you understand and overcome your fast food habit. They have the training to help you drop the fast food habit, help you plan healthier meals in addition to giving you coping mechanisms to deal with your food addiction.  Ask a dietitian for help with meal planning, cooking skills or basic nutrition knowledge so that you have the skills necessary to drop your fast food habit. Discuss with a licensed therapist about your food addiction and any emotional eating issues that have come up. Check with your primary care or another doctor for a referral to a registered dietitian or licensed therapist. They may know or work with someone locally. Check out EatRight.org and use the "Find an Expert" button to search for dietitians in your local area. When you're stressed or a fast food craving hits hard, it's important to have a list of activities that you can do to distract yourself and calm down.  Have these handy when a craving hits.  Try engaging in mentally and physically active things.  For example:  taking a walk, cleaning out your junk drawer, calling a friend or family member, keeping a journal or reading a good book. Sleeping longer or getting lost in TV may not make you feel better.  You're not addressing the issue at hand.  Instead, it's being ignored or slept through.  Try to stay away from drinking alcoholic beverages.  Drinking alcohol is never an...

TL;DR in English: Build a support network. Talk to a registered dietitian and a licensed therapist. Write out a list of self-soothing activities. Meditate. Stock your pantry, refrigerator and freezer with healthy foods. Prepare new recipes. Recreate your fast food favorites at home.
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Instead of making the final connections right away, it’s better to give the silicone caulk time to set up. This will prevent the sink from shifting and breaking the solid bead of caulk that you made. If you’re installing an undermount sink, you should already have waited 24 hours before putting in the sink drain. In this case, you can proceed with the last steps of the installation. You just need to do the reverse of the disconnecting process. Hand-tighten the water lines where they connect to the hot and cold shutoff valves or use a crescent wrench if needed. Similarly, use your hands to tighten the nut on a PVC P-trap or channel locks for a metal P-trap.  If your new sink drain is a little shorter than your old one, you can buy a P-trap pipe extension at your local hardware store. The extension can be cut to fit and will also connect in place with a nut that you’ll either hand-tighten or secure with channel locks. If your new sink drain is a little too long, you can cut off some of the pipe either at the top of the P-trap or the bottom of the drain. Use a hacksaw or pipe cutter to make the adjustment. Open the hot and cold water valves by turning them counterclockwise. Then, open the hot and cold faucet taps fully and let the water run for at least 2-3 minutes. Watch under the cabinet for any leaks in the water lines, drain lines, or elsewhere. Tighten any loose connections as needed.  Keep the bucket or towel at the bottom of the sink cabinet while you test for leaks. If you have a leak at a pipe connection, try shutting off the water, undoing the connection, wrapping some plumber’s tape around the pipe threads, and then re-making the connection. If you can’t figure out where a leak is coming from and/or how to fix it, shut off the water supply lines and call a plumber.

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Observe the dog in a quiet environment. Try to keep the dog from shaking or scratching at the ear. Use an Elizabethian collar for two or three days. Clean the ear. Create a head bandage.

The top number of a fraction is known as the numerator and represents how many parts of the whole you have. The bottom number of the fraction is the denominator, which is the number of parts that would equal the whole. If the numerator is smaller than the denominator, then it is a proper fraction. If the numerator was greater than the denominator, then the fraction is improper.  For example, in the fraction ½, the 1 is the numerator and 2 is the denominator. You can also write fractions on a single line, like 4/5. The number on the left is always the numerator and the number on the right is the denominator. Equivalent fractions are the same amount but written with different numerators and denominators. If you want to make a fraction that’s equivalent to the one you have, multiply the numerator and denominator by the same number and write the result as your new fraction.  For example, if you want to make an equivalent fraction to 3/5, you can multiply both numbers by 2 to make the fraction 6/10. In a real-world example, if you have 2 equal slices of pizza and you cut one of them in half, the two halves are still the same amount as the other full slice. Many times, you’ll be asked to write a fraction in its simplest terms. If you have larger numbers in the numerator and denominator, look for a common factor that each number shares. Divide the numerator and denominator separately by the factor you found to reduce the fraction to an easier number to read. For example, if you have the fraction 2/8, both the numerator and denominator are divisible by 2. Divide each number by 2 to get 2/8 = 1/4. Improper fractions are when the numerator is larger than the denominator. To simplify an improper fraction, divide the numerator by the denominator to find a whole number and a remainder. Write the whole number first, and then make a new fraction where the numerator is the remainder you found and the denominator is the same. For example, if you want to simplify 7/3, divide 7 by 3 to get the answer 2 with a remainder of 1....

TL;DR in English: Identify the numerator and denominator. Know fractions are equal if you multiply the numerator and denominator by the same number. Simplify fractions by dividing the numerator and denominator by a common multiple. Convert improper fractions to mixed numbers if the numerator is greater than the denominator. Change mixed numbers into fractions when you need to use them in equations.
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Keep the dog in the quiet spot, so he can rest and you can keep a close eye on him. Make sure that the dog does not participate in any activity such as running or playing. If the dog shakes its head or scratches due to sensations from the wound, he can re-open the wound and cause further bleeding. Another potential complication from vigorous head shaking or scratching is the formation of an aural hematoma, which is a blood clot between the layers of the ear. This happens when a blood vessel beneath the skin and cartilage breaks and bleeds into the ear cartilage. The ear will swell like a pillow. These need to be treated by a veterinarian. To minimize complications, you can use an Elizabethian collar (also known as an e-collar, cone or recovery collar) for two or three days. This will prevent the dog from reaching the ear with a foot. You can minimize the dog’s desire to shake its head by carefully cleaning the ear and ear canal. Remove any bothersome blood or debris in the canal or inside the ear. Another option is to create a head bandage for the dog. This is especially helpful if the dog keeps flapping its ears. You will need to sacrifice a stocking for this option. Cut the toe off the stocking to form a tube. Fold the ears back over the head, using a piece of gauze on the wound. Carefully slide the stocking over the head. The nose and eyes should remain open with the stocking placed just beyond the eyes.  Make sure the fit is snug but not too tight. You should easily be able to fit a finger under the stocking both on the head and the neck. Leave the bandage on for a day, then remove it and check the ear wound. If needed, you can replace it for another day as long as it remains clean and dry.

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Don’t be rude or rude to your boss. If you’re not being polite, you’re not being polite. If you’re rude, you’re not being polite. If you’re rude, you’re not being polite. If you’re

Sleep on it before talking to anyone. Be mature and understanding about the outcome. Be gracious toward the person who got the promotion.

Stack up any cut brush (such as weeds, grass clippings, or shrubs) in a pile far from flammable objects to prepare it for burning. Burn the underbrush with a propane torch or flamer. Talk with your local fire department about local policies and gain approval for the burn before you start. Obtain a burn permit if necessary. Practice safety measures around fire to avoid losing control of it. Avoid putting debris with seeds into your compost, as this will make any weed issues worse.  Carbon-rich materials include: straw, leaves, wood chips, dead flowers, or shredded newspapers. Nitrogen-rich materials include: grass clippings, vegetable peelings, fruit rinds, or animal manure. If you own or can rent a truck, load up the back with trash bags of debris and bring them to your local dump. Call the dump beforehand to ask if they accept yard waste materials. Ask them about fees and whether they charge a flat fee or charge by weight. If you removed a lot of shrubs from the area, consider renting a wood chipper to dispose of debris manageably. Typically, gardening maintenance companies rent out wood chippers for a daily fee. Use the resulting wood chips as carbon-rich materials in your compost. Take extreme caution when using wood chippers, and follow the machine instructions carefully. If you have a lot of yard waste, call your local sanitation department and ask how much they charge for pickups. Waste management will take your plant debris and repurpose it as mulch. Typically, sanitation departments limit what they will and won't pick up, so specify what debris you have on the phone.  Keep your debris organized by size and material to make things easier for your local sanitation department. Alternatively, call a yard waste removal crew who can haul the waste away for a fee.

TL;DR in English: Conduct a controlled burn if permissible. The time from that it takes raw material to become decomposed compost can be 1 season or more. Visit your local dump. Rent a wood chipper. Contact waste management.
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Rather than busting into your manager’s office as soon as your hear the news, finish out your day quietly and go home to unwind. The disappointment may be too fresh to have a productive conversation about why you didn’t get the promotion. If your boss or the hiring manager tells you in person that you didn't get the promotion, thank them for taking the time to interview you. Avoid asking questions until you've had time to process the rejection. If anyone asks you how you’re feeling, simply say, “I’m disappointed. I really wanted it, but I’ll try again next time.” Even if you’re not feeling understanding, show that you can be mature in the face of disappointment.  Avoid gossiping and venting your frustrations with coworkers. It could get back to management that you weren’t being gracious. If the other candidate comes up in conversation, try saying, "They really deserved it," or "They were really qualified." Offer your congratulations the next time you run into the person who was promoted. Treat them the way you’d want to be treated if you’d gotten the promotion. Be friendly rather than standoffish or dismissive, since others will take note of these behaviors.

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Mix baking soda and water together to form a paste. Wash your hands. Rinse your face.

The radius is half as long as the diameter, so the diameter can be thought of as 2r. Keeping this in mind, you can write down the formula for finding the circumference of a circle given the radius: C = 2πr. In this formula, "r" represents the radius of the circle. Again, you can plug π into your calculator to get its numeral value, which is a closer approximation of 3.14. For this example, let's say you're cutting out a decorative strip of paper to wrap around the edge of a pie you've just made. The radius of the pie is 5 inches. To find the circumference that you need, just plug the radius into the equation:  C = 2πr C = 2π x 5 C = 10π C = 31.4 inches

TL;DR in English: Write down the formula for finding the circumference of a circle using the radius. Plug the given radius into the equation and solve.
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Baking soda is a powerful exfoliant and can help with the treatment of blackheads when applied properly. In order to use baking soda and water, you will first have to mix the two together to form a paste.  In general, you should mix equal parts baking soda and lukewarm water. How much you use depends on how many areas of your face you need to cover.  If you want to add a dash of apple cider vinegar to the mixture, this can serve as a toner. It's optional, however.  Mix the ingredients together until they form a paste-like substance. Before you use the mixture, you should wash your hands. You want to make sure you don't get any outside debris into your pores while you're washing your skin.  Wet your hands with clean running water and then apply an antibacterial hand soap. Work the soap into a lather.  Scrub your hands for at least 20 seconds, making sure to wash the back of your hand, under your fingernails, and between your fingers. To keep track of time, you can try humming the "Happy Birthday" song twice.  Rinse your hands thoroughly and dry them off using a clean towel. After you've washed your hands, splash your face with clean, warm water. This will open your pores and help with the cleansing process. You can also wet a washcloth with hot water and drape it over your face until it cools.

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If you want to become more attractive to someone at work, you need to break them in short bursts.

Realize that blades and boots are sold separately. Choose the right boots. Ensure that the blade does not have a large toe pick. Have the boot fitted properly. Take time to break in your new boots.

Do you want to get a raise or promotion?  Do you want to persuade your coworkers to support one of your pet projects?  Or do you simply want to date someone you work with?  All these things are easier when people find you attractive. Dating a coworker can be messy.  If this is your goal, carefully consider the repercussions if the relationship were to go south: you might get fired, transferred, reassigned, or just have to endure an unpleasant work environment where you face your ex every day. Don’t try to become more attractive to everyone at work.  Do not date multiple people in your workplace or you may get a bad reputation.  Dress and tailor your appearance to appeal to the individual whose affections you seek. Find out what the person whose interest you’re trying to attract is into.  What makes them laugh?  What impresses them?  What music do they like to listen to?  Having a common interest with someone will make you more attractive in their eyes. Certain physical positions can nonverbally express that you’re available and interested in someone.  When you show you’re interested, the person you want to appear more attractive to will see it as a green light and if they’re interested too, they will reciprocate.  Laugh loudly or spread your arms out if you’re a man.  If you’re a woman, make eye contact, look down for a bit and gather or comb your hair.  Then, look up at the person you want to attract without bringing your chin up. Be friendly without coming on too strong.  There’s a fine line between acting interested in your coworker's life and being potentially invasive.  Be approachable and act interested in all of your coworkers, but don’t go overboard with personal comments or questions.  Ask very open-ended questions (“How are you?”, “What are you working on these days?”) about your co-worker's personal and working life and let them give you the cue as to how much information they're willing to share. Remember people’s names and their life details.  People tend to find you more attractive when you...

TL;DR in English: Decide why you want to become more attractive to someone at work. Stay focused on your special someone. Show interest with body language. Show an interest in your coworkers. Be helpful. Compliment your coworker. Share responsibility with your coworker. Treat trusted and admired coworkers as friends. Impress your coworkers with your hard work.
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For beginners, it is not necessary to have a boot with a lot of padding on the tongue or extra hooks. Three hooks should be enough. It is sufficient to have about 3 or 4 picks. Check that the heel of the boot fits firmly around your ankle. Your ankle will direct your foot in the curving and turning when you learn this. The boot should also fit firmly from heel to toe. This can be hard work and they won't feel very comfortable at first. The answer to this is to break them in in short bursts and build up. Even wearing them around the house or watching TV (with guards on) helps to break them in faster.

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Pour the lager or beer of choice into a large mixing bowl. Whisk in the flour gradually. Add the cayenne pepper, soy sauce and seasoning to taste. Place in the refrigerator to chill before using. While chilling, prepare the onion rings. Cook the onion rings. Remove with tongs or a slotted spoon. Serve immediately for best flavor.

Take your time in deciding when to take people into your confidence, and if it makes you more comfortable, choose just one person to divulge your secrets to first. This person can help pave the way to being honest with your whole group and can help be a bridge to understanding between you and them. Most high schoolers don't know the difference between sex and gender, simply because nobody has taught it to them. They may be a little awkward at first, but that is because this is new to them, not because anything is wrong or bad about you. Expect your friends and loved ones to ask a lot of questions. Give them the best answers you can, but don’t feel like you have to share anything you want kept private. Educating people can be tiring. It helps to come up with a "script" that you can rattle off anytime and to have a website URL or two that you can encourage people to check out in order to learn more. Having their ideas of gender overturned can be a little shocking, and they might react less positively than you hoped. Take a deep breath and give them a little time. Once they've had a little time to process, they will show their true colors.  If they realize that they overreacted and apologize, then it means they probably do support you and are worth your trust. If it has been a week and they're still not accepting you, then it probably isn't going to happen. They don't have the strength to accept you, which is more about them than you. Keep in mind that some of your friends may need to unlearn things they’ve been taught by their parents or other authority figures. This may take them some time, but it’s possible. Unfortunately, there are people out there who disregard the feelings of others and mistreat people who are different from them. While this can be painful, try to remember that their actions are a reflection of them, not you. If they don’t appreciate how wonderful you are, it’s their loss.  Unfortunately, some people won't like you because you are transgender. Remind yourself that sometimes people get...

TL;DR in English: Surround yourself with accepting people and open up to them. Be prepared for questions but don’t feel pressured to answer them. Look for people's second reactions, not their first. Don't take it personally if someone is inconsiderate, rude, or cruel.
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Whisk until it turns smooth and silky in consistency. Add more flour if needed but only after whisking to see if it's enough or not.    Mix through well. Thirty to sixty minutes is a good amount of time. Cut into 1/2 inch/1 cm rings and place in the refrigerator to chill. Pour enough oil to cover in a heavy based frying pan with high sides or use a deep fryer.  Drop each ring into seasoned flour and coat well. The dip in the batter.     Using tongs, dunk into the hot oil. Fry until golden brown, about 3-4 minutes.    Place on kitchen paper to drain any excess oil. Season again if needed. Salsa, tomato ketchup, mayonnaise, etc. make good accompaniments.

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Dissolve the wax. Remove the wax. Clean the glass.

One way to give the vacation gift in a fun way is to surprise the person with the trip. You may wrap the trip details in a card and leave it on the person’s pillow for them to find when they wake up. Or you may leave the card somewhere the person will find it, such as under the Christmas tree or in their pile of birthday presents. If you decide to surprise the person with the trip, try to keep the details secret. Instruct others who know about the trip not to tell the person anything so they can be surprised when they finally open their gift. Another fun option is to have the person guess the destination using a clue or a series of clues. You may wrap several clues and have the person open them so they can guess where they are going. You may not hand them the travel tickets until the person guesses the destination correctly. For example, you may tell the person, "Use these clues to guess where you are going. Once you guess correctly, I'll hand over the travel tickets." If you want to make the gift opening memorable, you may take the person to a specific setting. The setting may relate to the vacation trip or just be a specific place that you and the person enjoy. You may then have the person open the gift in the setting to make the moment extra special. For example, if you are giving the person a trip to Morocco as a gift, you may take then to a Moroccan restaurant so they can open their gift there. Or if you and the person have a special park bench you go to often, you may have the person open their vacation trip gift at this location.

TL;DR in English: Surprise the person with the trip. Have the person guess the destination. Take the person to a specific setting for the gift opening.
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Use a solvent like window cleaner, rubbing alcohol, drain cleaner, bleach or vinegar to dissolve the wax and separate it from the glass surface, making it easy to remove. Spray or pour the solvent on the waxy area until it begins to dissolve. Use a damp cloth or a soft sponge to wipe the wax off the table.  Use a flat, dragging motion instead of dabbing at the wax. Repeat application of the solvent and wiping until the wax buildup is gone. Spray the area with glass cleaner and wipe it down with a lint-free cloth.

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