Rinse your Swiss chard. Cut the thick stems away from the leaves. Chop your Swiss chard.

Use a high strength hot melt glue or epoxy to glue four ceramic magnets to the shaft. You want the magnet to be stationary with respect to the shaft. The magnets should be glued onto the shaft after the shaft has been inserted into the frame. Allow the glue to dry for several minutes (the instructions on the container can tell you exact drying times for your type of glue). For best results, use 1x2x5 cm ceramic magnets (these can be found online for a reasonable price). Glue them so that two magnets are facing the coil with their north side, and two are facing the coil with their south side. This allows you to see if the ends of the magnets hit the inside of the frame. The magnets must turn freely, but as close as possible to the walls of the frame. Again, having the magnet's ends as close the copper wire windings as possible will increase the "exciting" action of the magnetic fields the magnet produces. You may want to wind a string around the end of the shaft, then pull it sharply to turn the magnets. You could even just spin it with your fingers. As the shaft turns, you should get a small voltage (enough to light a 1.5 volt light bulb). You could improve the power output by putting a pinwheel on the end of the shaft and connecting it to an electric fan to turn the wheel. Keep in mind that this is only good to demonstrate the operation of the generator since you use more electricity turning it than you create.

TL;DR in English: Glue the magnets to the shaft. Turn the shaft with your fingers. Spin the shaft as fast as possible.
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Roll out your puff pastry into a thin sheet, then cut it into circles using a circle-shaped cookie cutter or drinking glass. Lightly indent the center of each circle with a smaller cookie cutter or a cap (such as from a spice jar). Lightly poke the inner circle a few times with a fork. Transfer the circles to a baking sheet and bake at 400°F (205°C) for 15 to 20 minutes. Take the pastry out of the oven and either pat the inner circle down with the bottom of a spice jar or wooden spoon, or lift the inner circle out completely. You can now fill the cups with cream, fruit, or any cooked filling. Roll out your puff pastry until it is slightly bigger than your wheel of brie cheese. Set the cheese in the middle of dough and pour some honey over it. You can also add nuts and dried fruit. Bring the corners of the dough towards the middle of the cheese, creating a packet. Bake the brie on a baking sheet at 350°F (175°C) for 25 to 30 minutes. You can serve the baked brie with apple slices and crackers. Roll out the puff pastry dough into two thin 10 by 14 inch (25.4 by 35.65 centimeter) rectangles. Cut each sheet into 24 smaller rectangles. Press the rectangles into the wells of a mini muffin tin. Bake at 375°F (190°C) for 10 minutes. Take the pastries out of the oven and pat the center of each with the end of a wooden spoon or spice bottle. Fill the pastries with whatever you want, then put them back into the oven for 3 to 5 minutes. Here are some ideas for what you can fill the pastries with:  Ham and cheese Sautéed mushrooms and onion Brie, pistachios, and peach preserves Roll the pastry into two 10 inch by 12 inch (25.40 by 30.48 centimeters) squares. Place one of the squares on a baking sheet and brush it with mustard; leave a 1" boarding. Cover the sheet with a layer of ham slices, then cover the ham with Swiss cheese slices. Spread egg wash around the border and cover it with the second pastry sheet. Press the edges together, then brush the top pastry with egg wash. Bake at 450°F (233°C) for 20 to 25 minutes....

TL;DR in English: Make puff pastry shells. Use puff pastry to make baked brie. Make some filled pastry puffs. Make a ham and cheese pastry. Make some herb and cheese twists.
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Your doctor can prescribe a stronger antiperspirant than those available over the counter. These are typically applied only once or twice a day, and in small amounts, due to the more concentrated chemicals. Once this gets working, you'll only need to reapply once every week or 2. These can irritate your skin. If necessary, ask your doctor for hydrocortisone lotion to soothe your skin. These soak the sweating area in water, then send a mild electrical current through it. While it is unclear why this works, it is a mainstream medical treatment. This is generally more effective for hands and feet, but special devices do exist for armpits. Ask a doctor about this treatment, or purchase a less powerful over-the-counter version. Patients generally try the treatment daily for several weeks, then continue on a less frequent schedule if effective.  Ask a doctor first if you have a metal medical implant (such as a pacemaker or IUD), if you are pregnant, if you experience cardiac arrhythmia, or if you have a skin rash on your underarms.  This treatment can cause red skin, and more rarely blisters. There are several types of pills that can reduce sweating, but these have serious side effects. In some cases, your dermatologist may recommend a Botox injection or other treatment before these are considered. The following are 2 of the most common treatment approaches of this type:  Anticholinergic drugs are effective in about 50% of cases, but often cause unpleasant side effects such as confusion and constipation.  Beta blockers can reduce sweating, particularly if caused by anxiety. All drugs of this type have serious side effects, and cannot be taken by people with asthma or most heart conditions. Any beta blocker may cause depression or dizziness, and specific drugs may have additional side effects. The following treatments should only be administered by an experienced dermatologist. In most cases, your medical insurance will not cover these procedures. Ask your dermatologist or primary care physician to recommend an MD...

TL;DR in English: Get a prescription-strength antiperspirant. Consider an iontophoresis device. Consider powerful oral medications. Ask a dermatologist for more powerful treatments.
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Males are generally larger than females. If you don't have another hamster to compare with, this may not help you determine the sex of your hamster. However, if you have other hamsters, you can compare their sizes. While this is not a definitive test, it will give you a good idea whether your hamster is male or female. When you look at an older male hamster from above, you may notice that his back end is more pointed and hiked-up, whereas female hamsters have a rounded bottom. Hamsters usually reach sexual maturity by around 35 days of age, and in adult hamsters, sex differences are often fairly easy to see.  Males have prominent testicles that make their rumps bulge and take on an almond shape, while females have fairly blunt rear ends. If you see testicles, it is male. If you do not see testicles and can see prominent nipples, it is female. Females have six prominent pairs of nipples.  In dwarf hamster species, the male also has a very prominent scent gland. In the mature male, this gland usually has a noticeable yellow color and is located in the umbilical area. This area is in the middle of the abdomen about where you would expect a belly button to be. If you cannot tell whether you have a male or female hamster, the animal may not be sexually mature yet.

TL;DR in English: Assess the size of the hamster. Look at the hamster's underside, near where the tail is located. Examine your pet's abdomen for nipples, and assess the area just under the tail.
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You can mix rainbow chard with green or white varieties. Plan to freeze the chard within 6 hours of picking to preserve nutrients. If you are picking it from your garden, cut it at the base of the stem in the early morning for best results. Set the stems aside to prepare and freeze separately. How you chop it will depend upon your preference for preparing it.  Ribbon it by rolling the leaves vertically. Slice horizontally against the rolled leaves in 1-inch (2.5 cm) strips. Chop the leaves like you would spinach. Stack the leaves on top of each other. Slice them 2 times vertically. Stack them again and slice them 3 to 6 times horizontally, depending upon the size of the leaves. Slice them in half or into fourths, if you like larger sized leaves.

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Apply detangler to your braids. Cut off your hair extensions if applicable. Undo one braid at a time. Detangle the lock of hair. Repeat the process until all of the braids are removed.

Although you can't reverse SNHL, you can take steps to keep it from getting worse. For example, reduce your exposure to loud and sustained noises and wear earplugs if exposure is unavoidable.  Reconsider going to rock concerts or sporting events such as car racing. Turn down the volume on you MP3 device while listening to your favorite music. Never stick a sharp object into your ear! Sticking a pin, pencil, knife or other sharp object into your ear may perforate your eardrum and lead to permanent hearing loss.  A perforated eardrum may be accompanied by pain, dizziness, and a ringing in your ears. Although some medications are clearly life saving and needed on a regular basis, others that deal with minor symptoms such as headaches may be negatively impacting your hearing.  Salicylates such as aspirin have been shown to disrupt electrical current in the inner ear.  Medicines used to treat high blood pressure and cancer also create a higher risk of hearing loss. Some chemotherapy drugs can even cause permanent hearing loss. These drugs include cisplatin, 5-fluorouracil, bleomycin, and nitrogen mustard. High doses of aspirin can cause temporary hearing loss.  Antimalarial medications such as quinine and chloroquine can also cause temporary sensorineural hearing loss. Don't let your cold, flu, sinus infection or allergies get out of control (or become chronic / recurring) such that it impacts your ears and reduces your hearing. Keep your immune system strong so that it can naturally fight off infections.  Getting lots of sleep, drinking lots of water, controlling your stress and eating nutritious food all positively impact your immune system. Some serious health conditions, such as diabetes, may lead to hearing loss as well. If you have diabetes, do what you can to keep it under control and seek immediate medical attention if you start having ear pain. This may be a sign of a condition called necrotizing external otitis, which can lead to hearing loss and even death.

TL;DR in English: Take measures to stop further hearing deterioration from loud noises. Protect your ears from sharp objects. Consider the impact medications might have on your hearing. Treat other health issues promptly that may otherwise impact your hearing.
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Once the engine has started and warmed up, you can begin to ride. This is done by shifting down into 1st gear and letting the clutch lever out while simultaneously pulling back on the throttle.  Make sure your kickstand isn’t out. Slowly let out the clutch lever until the bike starts to roll forward. You may have to pull back on the throttle slightly to prevent your bike from stalling while releasing the clutch. Once you are moving, accelerate slightly and pull you feet up onto the pegs. Try straight line riding. As you let the clutch out and slowly roll the throttle back to pick up a little speed, continue riding in a straight line. When you are ready to stop, pull in the clutch lever, and slowly apply the front and rear brakes simultaneously. Use your left foot to steady the bike at a stop. When you are stopped, put your right foot on the ground. Once you’re able to start riding in a straight line, get a feel for shifting. Get a feel for the "friction zone". The friction zone is the area of resistance created as the clutch becomes engaged. This area allows for the transfer of power from the engine to the rear wheel. Motorcycle transmissions are sequential, meaning that you have to shift one gear in a consecutive order, whether shifting up or down. It will take some practice to be able to feel and hear when it's time to shift. The engine will start revving at higher rpms when it's time to shift.  With your bike on, shift all the way down into 1st gear. You’ll know you’re in 1st gear when the shift pedal doesn’t click down anymore. You should hear a bit of a clicking noise when in 1st. Very slowly let your clutch out until the bike starts moving forward. When you want to start moving faster, pull back on the throttle slightly as you let out the clutch. To get to 2nd gear, pull the clutch back, ease off the gas, and pull up firmly on your shifter to move through neutral. Check to make sure your neutral light is not on. Let the clutch out and engage the throttle again. Repeat this process to shift through...

TL;DR in English: Begin driving your motorcycle. Practice shifting gears. Practice turning. Practice slowing down and stopping.
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If you have naturally straight hair, this can be a great way to achieve a soft, romantic wavy look.  While your curling iron heats up, use a large clip to secure the top layer of your hair on top of your head. Starting at the back of your head, gather a small amount of hair and wrap it around the curling iron. Make sure that the wand is pointed down toward the floor. Hold each piece of hair around the curling iron, and then release. After you finish the bottom layer of your hair, simply take out your clip and start curling pieces from the top section of your hair. When you curl the pieces of hair near your face, curl them in the opposite direction of your face so that they won’t fall into your eyes.  After you’ve finished curling, gently run your fingers through your hair to make it look more natural. Spritz with hairspray to keep it in place. This is a great style for hanging out with you friends on the weekends, and you’re sure to get plenty of compliments. If you don’t own a curling wand or are usually rushed before school in the morning but still want wavy hair, use the braid method. When your hair is still damp at night, braid it into as many simple braids as you like. The more you braid, the tighter your waves will be. Sleep on these braids. Take them out in the morning, and run your fingers through your newly wavy hair. If you have naturally curly hair, you might simply want to define your curls so that they are sleek and distinct. This is a good every day routine for school.  When your hair is still damp, comb through it and apply a gel or a mousse. If you have thinner hair opt for a mousse, as it is lighter, but if you have thicker hair, you might want to go for a gel because it offers more hold.  Use your fingers to help shape unruly ringlets. Let your hair air dry or use a diffuser attachment on your hair dryer. If you use a diffuser, turn your head over, and push the diffuser up against your hair. The diffuser will help define your curls without making them frizzy. Consider finishing with a...

TL;DR in English: Curl your hair. Define your natural curls. Straighten your hair.
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Carbon monoxide (CO) is a colorless and odorless gas that’s toxic to the body. Plug in your carbon monoxide detectors in an outlet at knee-level or lower since CO is heavier than air. Place at least 1 detector on each level of your home.  Never block a carbon monoxide detector with furniture or curtains since they could restrict air flow. If you have pets or children that would interfere with the detectors at knee-level, plug the devices in chest-level outlets. Portable gas detectors can sense the gas concentration in certain areas of your home. Walk through your home with the gas detector, keeping an eye on the display meter. Whenever they sense a concentration too high, an alarm will go off to let you know the area is not safe. Gas detectors can be purchased from your local hardware store. Radon is a natural gas that’s odorless, colorless, and tasteless naturally found in the ground. Place a short-term test kit in the lowest level of your home where people spend time and leave it there for 90 days. Use the envelope provided in the kit to send the test to a lab where they can calculate the radon levels. If it comes back with 4 pCi/L (picocuries per liter) or higher, you need to call a professional to install a radon mitigation system in your home. Avoid keeping radon tests in areas that get damp and humid, such as the kitchen, bathroom, or laundry room.

TL;DR in English: Place carbon monoxide detectors in your home. Use a handheld natural gas detector to find the source of the leak. Set a radon detection test in the lowest level of your home.
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Treating your braid with the detangling product of your choice will help to separate, or loosen, the braid from your natural hair. Coat each braid from the root to the tip of your natural hair with a generous amount of detangler.  This product will also make it easier to detangle your hair once the braid is removed. Search for a product that contains marshmallow root. In addition to providing slip, marshmallow root also moisturizes hair. Use a sharp pair of scissors to cut the braid below the ends of your natural hair. Cutting out the extension will save you time—there will be much less hair for you to unbraid. This step is optional. Insert the tail of a comb into the braid approximately ¼ from the tip. Slowly pull the tail down through the braid to separate the ends. Continue this process up the length of the braid until you reach the roots. Apply additional detangler as needed. Once you have separated the ends, you may use your hands to unravel the braid. Once the braid is removed, coat the ends of your locks with detangler. Gently comb through the ends with a wide toothed comb, pick, or your fingers. Gradually work your way up the length of your hair to the roots. To prevent additional tangles, twist the lock of hair and secure to your head to a pin. This will keep the detangled hair out of your way. Continue to methodically separate and undo each braid. After undoing each braid, detangle the lock of hair.

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Fill a pot with well-draining soil. Place the pot in an area with partial shade. Plant a jasmine seed or seedling in the pot. Water the jasmine immediately after planting it.

Squirrels are attracted to freshly turned soil because they think other animals have tucked nuts in the ground there. Water the soil thoroughly so that it settles back into the ground, and the squirrels won't be as interested. You can also lay chicken wire over the soil that you weight down with rocks. You can pull it up again once you've had a few hard rains. Another option is to place black plastic netting over the bulbs in the same way to protect them. If you have specific plants you don't want the squirrels to touch, this is a good option. They don't like the taste of the hot seasoning, so they'll leave it alone. Sprinkle it on the leaves of the plant you don't want the squirrel to touch.  Birds don't mind the taste, though. You'll need to sprinkle it on again after it rains. Squirrels aren't fond of the way mulch feels on their feet. Therefore, if you add borders of mulch, you're more likely to keep the squirrels out of the areas of your garden you don't want them in. You can even mulch around individual bulbs you've just planted as long as you leave a small area for the bulb to grow. The netting will stop the squirrels from getting to the plants. It works well for plants like tomatoes and eggplant that squirrels like to eat. It also works for berry bushes. Cover the plant with the netting and weigh it down with rocks around the edges.

TL;DR in English: Water down the soil when you plant bulbs to discourage digging. Sprinkle cayenne pepper around your garden to keep squirrels off plants. Add mulch around plants you don't want to be disturbed. Place netting over plants you don't want to be eaten.
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Minimizing bras are specialty bras which specifically add no bulk. They help a little and may be enough for your purposes, especially if you're just wanting to fit into particular clothes. Sports bras, however, not only provide support but also flatten your chest. These originally served the purpose of stopping breasts from moving during exercise, causing pain. You probably have heard of Spanx or other shapers. These are items you wear under your clothes that suck everything in. You can buy ones which cover all sorts of different areas of your body but for you, one which covers the chest will be the most helpful. You might find these sold online under the word shaper or chest binder, but they will usually both be roughly the same thing. If you're desperate and none of the other options have worked for you, you can use chest binding as a temporary solution and last ditch effort. It only is really helpful for those with breasts in the US C-DD cup range, but you can use it outside of the range as well. Keep in mind that this may not be comfortable but it will get the job done if you just want to have some nice pictures taken or fit into a special dress. You can buy good, safe binders from many different sources online. Make sure any binder you wear is safe and will not cause any physical problems. Only bind with a  specialized binder, do not use Ace bandages or any similar product. Ace bandages are meant to compress, and can cause breathing problems, bruises, rib fractures, or otherwise damage breasts if when worn for frequent and extended periods of time. Wearing baggy clothes will only make you look larger all over and increase the problem. Wear clothes that aren’t tight, but fitted, and cover the breasts entirely to look good without attracting excessive attention. You'll want to do the same with your bra. Just wearing a bra that fits makes a huge difference in how your breasts feel. Avoid cowl-neck sweaters and shirts, turtle neck shirts and sweaters, tops with puckers or gathers around the chest,...

TL;DR in English: Use a minimizing or sports bra. Try a shaper or chest binder. Try chest binding. Be careful deciding what kind of binder to use. Wear a bra and clothes that fit. Avoid clothes that add bulk in the chest. Wear dark tops and brightly colored pants or skirts. Accentuate your hips.
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At some point, either before or during college, you’ll need to put thought into what KIND of engineer you want to be. There are dozens of fields and subfields in engineering, from aerospace and chemical to nuclear and mining. Each field offers different kinds of work and job possibilities.  Do your research. Be aware of the possible fields outside of the major areas of electronic, mechanical, civil, and chemical engineering. You might want to think about what fields will be hiring. At the moment, it looks like renewal resources and energy have a bright future and will create lots of high-income jobs. But the future can be unpredictable. Think also about what gets you excited. Do you like to write code in your spare time? Maybe computer engineering is a good choice for you. Like tinkering? You could be a great mechanical engineer. Keep in mind that your field can affect where you eventually live and work. For instance, many chemical and petrochemical engineering jobs are near oil and natural gas deposits. As an aerospace engineer you might have to move to the major industry hubs in Texas or Florida. Engineering is split into four main fields or disciplines: civil, chemical, electrical, and mechanical. Each of these disciplines is split again into all sorts of subfields. In deciding on your major and field, take a close look at each of the four.  For example, civil engineers create the built environment of modern civilization, i.e. bridges, roads, airports, energy systems, etc.  They might also be involved in mining, transit, or traffic engineering, or in designing a better car door or more durable road surface. Chemical engineers deal with materials and material processes – the production, transport, and transformation of materials. In this field you might work for the petro or energy industry or develop new processes to make polymers or drugs. Chemical engineers do much of their work in labs.  Mechanical engineers get products from idea to the marketplace. They use physics and math to understand all the...

TL;DR in English: Choose a major. Know the major engineering disciplines. Remember other subfields, too! Get an internship.
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If the introduction is formal, say "Hello, I'm [first name][last name]."  If it's informal, say "Hi, I'm [first name].  Immediately after you've stated your name, ask for the other person's name by saying "What’s your name?" in a pleasant tone. When you learn the other person's name, repeat it by saying "It's a pleasure to meet you, Pedro" or "Nice to meet you, Caroline." Repeating the person’s name will help you remember it, and give the introduction a more personal touch. or other culturally appropriate greeting. Most cultures have a form of physical contact to accompany a greeting. In the United States, it is often a handshake. Be sure to keep the handshake brief and not too loose (floppy) or firm (bone-breaking).  Be aware of cultural differences. For instance, it is considered rude to firmly shake hands in China. It is often  appropriate to greet with a hug, especially if you’re meeting a friend of a friend or an in-law. Hugs show more openness than a handshake. Women more often than men may prefer a hug to a handshake. In many cultures, it is culturally appropriate to greet with a kiss. In South America, for instance, all women are greeted with one kiss, and in France, women are greeted with one kiss on each cheek.  If you are unsure of the appropriate greeting, follow the other person’s lead or watch how other people greet around you. It’s important to show interest in the other person. Ask where she is from, what she does for a living, or ask about any common bonds you may have. Ask about what she loves to do and the passions she has in life. Show that you are engaged and interested in what she has to say.  You may tell a little bit of your background in order to engage  conversation and share about yourself. Telling someone where you work or that you love rock climbing  is appropriate and may lead to more conversation  topics. Don’t take the opportunity to talk only about yourself. You will come across as selfish or uninteresting . After you've met someone for the first time, you should end the...

TL;DR in English: Exchange names. Offer a handshake Ask questions. Close the conversation.
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Jasmine needs soil with plenty of drainage to grow. Fill the pot with a well-draining potting mix or add loam-based compost to the soil to improve its drainage.  Make sure the flower pot you choose has drainage holes to avoid overwatering the plant.  To test the soil's drainage, dig a hole about 12 inches (30 cm) deep and fill it with water. If the soil drains in 5-15 minutes, it is well-draining. Jasmine prefers warm temperatures (at least 60 °F (16 °C)) and several hours of shade to grow. Choose a spot for your jasmine pot that receives sunlight but with around 2-3 hours of shade a day. If placing the pot indoors, choose a plant near a south-facing window so it can receive direct sunlight. Cover the seed with a light layer of soil. If you're planting a seedling, make sure the crown of the plant is level with the soil. Cover the roots completely.  If you're planting a seedling, loosen the roots with your hands to help it adapt to its new environment faster.  You can buy jasmine seeds or seedlings from most garden centers or nurseries. Using a watering can or hose, water your plant until water runs out the drainage holes. When you're finished watering, the soil should be damp but not waterlogged.  Watering the flower immediately will moisten the soil and help your plant acclimate to the pot. For best results, use a spray bottle or watering can to moisten the freshly-planted jasmine.

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Learn the common themes in dark poetry. Read examples of dark poetry. Analyze the examples.

Often it’s as easy as making eye contact and smiling to get a girl to smile back. If it doesn’t work, keep trying, and you might get a smile yet. You might even try a sillier smile to see if it might make her laugh. Smiling is a good way to open up a conversation, because it makes both you and her happier. When you smile, it literally changes chemicals in your brain, making you feel happier, and smiles are catching. That means, when someone sees a smile, they want to smile, too, making them happier. Ask questions about her and what she likes. Find things you have in common. By discovering what you both like, she might see you in a different way than before. And she'll smile because it shows that you enjoy talking to her. It also sets you up with ideas of what to do in the future. You can also ask her about how her day/weekend went, how her classes are going, etc. Even if she had a bad day, asking her about it would show that you care. Everyone likes to hear nice things about themselves, and so, a compliment is sure to make her smile. The best compliments are sincere, which means you really mean it. Take a moment to study her, so you can tell her what you really do like about her. You don't have to stick to looks. You can also compliment her brains, her brilliant smile, or her sparkling wit.  For example, you could say, "The dress looks good on you!" You could also say, "You know, you're really smart! You always seem to have the right answer in class." Another option is, "You have the best hair! I love how wavy it is." Don't get too carried away. If she looks uncomfortable, then stop.

TL;DR in English: Smile at her. Talk to her. Compliment her.
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You should not store your fake eyelashes when they're wet, as mold or bacteria could develop on the lashes. You may have to set them aside for an hour or so before they're ready to store. You should store your eyelashes in the box they originally came in. You do not want to leave fake eyelashes loose in a makeup drawer, as they can accrue dirt and debris. This can lead to an eye infection. If you don't have the original box, you can use a contact lens case. You can also purchase boxes for storing false eyelashes online. False eyelashes should be kept out of direct sunlight. This can change the color of the lashes. Make sure to store your eyelashes in a dark place to avoid warping the color.

TL;DR in English: Allow lashes to dry completely before storage. Place your lashes back in the box. Store in a dark place.
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Don't avoid the subject. Before you have the  talk, take some time to think about where you stand on the issues. For example, ask yourself if you are comfortable with teens having sex. If not, think about how you will encourage abstinence. You can also think about whether or not you believe in birth control for teens. Let your teen know that you are happy to talk to them about sex. In fact, you can even initiate a conversation. You could say something like, “Lauren, since you're heading to college, I wanted to talk about ways to practice safe sex. Is now a good time?” You want your teen to know that they can come to you for help and support. In order for communication to work, you need to be honest. That doesn't mean that you have to reveal your entire sexual history to your teen. It just means that you should be prepared to answer questions like, “Did you wait until you were married to have sex?” If you're honest, you're providing your teen with helpful information that can help them make good choices. Your teen might also ask things like, "What should I do if I'm feeling pressured to have sex?" or "Can I get pregnant from oral sex?" Your teen might not feel comfortable talking to you about sex. That's normal! Just make sure that you encourage them to get educated about safe sex. If there is an optional sex ed class at their school, encourage them to sign up. If their school doesn't offer that, check with your local community center or hospital. They might have some community classes. You might also need some more information yourself. You want to be informed when you answer questions. Check out Planned Parenthood's site, or ask your doctor for some current literature. And don't hesitate to head to the local library! Make a point to know who is in your teen's life. If they are dating, ask them to introduce you to their partner. You can also ask your teen questions like, “You and Katie seem to be getting serious. Have you two talked about sex?” If you have any concerns about the relationship, talk to the teen...

TL;DR in English: Examine your own values and attitudes about sex. Encourage open communication. Answer questions honestly. Emphasize education. Monitor your teen's relationships.
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Skin tears are often caused by bumping into your surroundings. Make sure your home or work has adequate light sources to avoid such accidents.

TL;DR in English: Light your environment adequately.
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Most dark poetry focuses on emotions that may be morbid or disturbing. This could be feelings of loss, loneliness, death, depression, or anxiety. Dark poetry can act as a way to release these feelings and process these emotions. Many poets find dark poetry cathartic, almost like a form of therapy. There is also a sense of longing in dark poetry, as many dark poems romanticize death or dying. Often, poets see death existing right next to life. Death may be given sexual undertones or be portrayed as a figure of romance, but in a dark way. There are many examples of dark poetry, as this genre of poetry is popular among many different poets throughout literature. You may read several examples to get a better sense of the style and tone found in dark poems, including:  “Song” by Christina Rossetti. “Minstrel Man” by Langston Hughes. "The Pond Museum" by Brandon Shimoda.  "The morning after/my death" by Etel Adnan.  "Romance Sonambulo" by Federico Garcia Lorca. Once you have read over the examples, you should think about how each poet discusses darkness or dark themes in their work. Some poets may view darkness in terms of love and loss or darkness as more of a concept, where the speaker sees darkness in everyday moments or events.  Ask yourself several questions about the poems, such as: How does the poet explore darkness in the poem? Does the poet focus on a specific moment of darkness? How does the poet use sensory detail and descriptive language to describe darkness? For example, in Rossetti’s “Song”, Rossetti asks her lover not to mourn her death, but instead to move on with their life. Rossetti romanticizes death by arguing it has no domain over her once she is gone. She also uses rhyme and rhythm to give the poem a light quality, even when it is addressing heavy themes. In comparison, Hughes’ “Minstrel Man” looks at how minstrel shows in America hide a lot of darkness in plain sight. His speaker is a minstrel man who performs racist shows for American audiences. Hughes contrasts the apparent joy and...

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Check out online hiring sites for individuals with a disability. Look for a position through a temporary agency. Search government programs for employment. Think about working from home. Consider self employment.

It's quite likely that you already have the basics but just in case, here's what you need to get started:  A laptop or a desktop computer. The class will need access to approximately one per four children for this to work well.     A whiteboard or blackboard where you can write down the questions being asked. Paper and pens. This lets children take notes to share. Remember too that writing on paper has a mind and body connection that is different from typing, and many creative people insist that this connection sparks different ways of thinking, so encourage both. Webcam, microphone, creative software for graphics manipulation/videos/music making, etc. Name tags. This is optional but it might be necessary if the children are younger or don't know each other that well yet. And it can be a good way to make it clear who is the helper.

TL;DR in English: Ensure that the class has the basic equipment.
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There are currently quite a few air quality monitors on the market that can effectively detect (and log over time) the quality of air inside your home. These devices typically check PM2.5 levels (tiny dust particles and other allergens in the air that you inhale), VOCs (Volatile Organic Compounds – like chemical pollutants), temperature, and humidity (for mold).  Some of the most reliable air quality monitors on the market are the Foobot, Awair, Speck, and Air Mentor 6 in 1. These devices typically cost between $150-250 US. You can typically tell if there is a mold infestation in your home by using your eyes and your nose. If you smell a musty odor coming from certain parts of your home, and cleaning doesn't remove the smell, you might want to consider hiring a professional for a mold test. You should also look around for visible signs of mold – like growing black spots, water spots, or particularly damp areas in your home. Carbon monoxide is an odorless, colorless, tasteless gas that can be a byproduct of many appliances found in your home (like stoves, fireplaces, furnaces, hot water heaters, and grills). It can be deadly if inhaled, so it's important to always have carbon monoxide detectors installed on every floor of your home to alert you if there are high levels of CO in your home.   Place the carbon monoxide detectors close to your bedrooms so that you'll be more likely to hear the alarm when you are sleeping. Make sure you change the detector batteries regularly. A good rule of thumb is to change the batteries once every 6 months or so, though the duration will vary depending on the model. Radon is a radioactive gas that occurs naturally as uranium breaks down. It can be found in the soil and in well water, and sometimes it can infiltrate people's homes. The only way to prevent radon contamination is to test for it. You can purchase at-home radon tests from most home improvement stores.  Most tests involve a charcoal reading that is done by leaving the sensor material in your home, then collecting it...

TL;DR in English: Purchase an air quality monitor. Check for signs and symptoms of mold. Install carbon monoxide detectors on every floor of your home. Perform an at-home radon test. Use an air purifier. Change the air filters every few months.
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A toxic parent will make their child feel bad about themselves. They might criticize their child constantly and harshly, and many toxic parents are dismissive of their child and the child’s accomplishments. A toxic parent is very negative and may often yell at their child. However, more sophisticated toxic parents may be more subtle in the way that they criticize and abuse their child. They may deliver criticism along with niceties or in a deceptively sweet way. One classic example of this is when a child brings home a good grade on a test. The child might say, “Look! I got an A- on my math test!” A toxic parent might respond with, “Well, why didn’t you get an A+?” This undermines the child’s hard work and leaves the child feeling that the parent is disappointed in them. Children of toxic parents often end up being the parent in situations where the toxic person wants the attention of their child. This is most likely to occur when the parent is feeling upset or worried about something. Unfortunately, most children are not ready to deal with the responsibility of their parent’s happiness, nor should they be. A parent’s biggest responsibility towards their child is to care for the child, not the other way around. A toxic parent isn’t able to set aside their ego when arguing with their child. Instead, they might give their child the silent treatment until the child begs for forgiveness. A toxic parent doesn’t care about how their child feels, they care about how they feel. This can be difficult for a child to deal with, especially at a young age because they don’t have the ability to understand why their parent is behaving this way. For many toxic parents, this also means that they feel they need to control everyone else. In order to be happy, a toxic person needs to get what they want, so they aren’t afraid to make other people (their children included) feel bad in order to get what they want. They also might not even be able to identify other people’s emotions and be unaware that their behavior is having a...

TL;DR in English: Consider the things the parent says to their child. Understand that a toxic parent demands their child’s attention. Recognize that toxic parents are selfish. Remember that a toxic parent is very negative. Look for signs of explicit abuse.
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Many professional storytellers get more successful in their business when they identify a particular audience for their tales.  Ask yourself what kind of stories you like to tell and who they would most appeal to.  For instance, if you love metaphorical fables about anthropomorphic animals, or tall tales about fantastic happenings, you might be best suited to storytelling for a youth audience. Many professional storytellers reach out to the primary consumers of stories: Many professionals will admit that opportunities for children's entertainment far outnumber gigs for storytelling to adults. Being open to a young audience will help storytellers build a career. Librarians often pull double duty as both librarian and storyteller.  If you have a passion for telling stories, you might be able to introduce a storytelling program to your library. Essentially, the most highly paid professional storytellers for an adult audience are stand-up comedians.  Comedians have a knack for timing and know how to make people laugh with their stories.  If that sounds like you, start out by doing open-mic nights and hone your jokes.  When you feel comfortable, move on to booking professional gigs at bars and nightclubs. Film is a powerful medium that engages sight and sound.  Almost nothing can compare with the ability of film to inspire, excite, and convince us to suspend our disbelief.  Becoming a filmmaker usually requires at least a four-year degree in film.  You can make as many kinds of films as there are kinds of stories: westerns, sci-fi movies, romantic comedies, thrillers, documentaries, and dramas.  Consult with the film’s writer to talk about their vision for the script and characters.  How do they see various lines of dialogue being delivered?  How do they imagine the characters moving and the sets looking?  Since films almost always begin as a screenplay, use that as your bible and integrate the writer’s vision into your filmmaking process. Make shorter films first to get a feel for how the medium works.  Most...

TL;DR in English: Find your audience. Consider a career as a children's entertainer. Think about doing stand-up comedy. Get a job as a filmmaker. Consider becoming a musician or adding music to your story. Become a religious officiant.
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There are several online hiring agencies and services you can access to help you find positions and employment opportunities, including:  GettingHired.com: An online resource for people with disabilities seeking employment that connects disabled individuals with employers committed to hiring people with disabilities, career services departments and disability advocacy groups.  Hire Disability Solutions: Provides career services for people with disabilities, veterans, their family members, and others who face challenges in their lives.  ABILITY Jobs: This site has an extensive database of employers for job seekers with disabilities, and a resume bank where employers can seek talented people with disabilities looking for work. Temporary agency employment is a great way to get back into the workforce, gain skills, and reorient yourself to the current job market. Two of the largest temporary agencies are:  Manpower  Kelly Services The Office of Disability Employment Policy (ODEP) does not award grants to individuals with disabilities. But there are several helpful government programs and resources for disabled individuals seeking employment.  USAJOBS.com is a great resource for individuals with disabilities looking for employment through the government.  The US government also runs a program called Selective Placement that give federal agencies incentives to hire individuals with disabilities. Qualified applicants can be placed in federal agency jobs without going through the competitive placement process.  The Workforce Recruitment Program, co-sponsored by the Department of Labor's Office of Disability Employment Policy and the Department of Defense, connects postsecondary students and recent graduates with disabilities with positions in the federal government. The Pathways Program provides employment opportunities and internships for students and recent graduates, including those with disabilities, in the federal government. Working from home can be a useful option for individuals who have difficulty with...

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Choose your bath spot. Fill the bath with water. Avoid cleaning agents. Provide something to climb onto.

If you’re teaching ESL, keep in mind that many of your students’ native languages are syllable-timed. Mention to students that they might be used to evenly stressing each word or every other syllable. Explain that, in English, particular words and syllables are stressed in order to convey meaning, focus, and emotion. For example, in Romance languages, such as French, Spanish, and Italian, speech is rapid and words blend into each other with little or no stress. In Mandarin, tones and pitch can change an individual word's meaning, but stress and rhythm don't impact a statement's message or the emotions it conveys. Teach students that content words are essential to a phrase’s main idea. These words are usually stressed more than function words, which are used for grammatical purposes. For instance, a toddler might use the content words “Mama, juice!” A complete, grammatically correct phrase would be, “Mama, I want some juice.” The focus word, or the most stressed word, is often the last content word of a sentence, as “juice” is in this example. Provide examples of English sentences, and use a kazoo to hum their stresses and pitch changes. This will provide clear cues for students who have trouble recognizing emphasis and rhythm in speech alone. Students can also use their own kazoos to practice stress and rhythm.  For example, hum the rhythm for “I’m having a wonderful day” and “I’m having a horrible day.” The kazoo will also come in handy when you teach students about rising and falling intonations in declarative sentences and questions. Recite a sentence with the same words, but change your emphasis with each repetition. Explain to students that changing the stressed word changes the statement’s implied meaning.  For example, “Did you go to the store?” might imply, “I asked you to go to the store and want to know if you completed this task.” “Did you go to the store?” can mean, “Did you go to the store or to some other location?” ”Did you go to the store?” implies “Was it you or someone else who went to the store?”

TL;DR in English: Compare stress-timed and syllable-timed languages. Describe the differences between content and function words. Use kazoos to show students how to stress words and syllables. Demonstrate how emphasis can change a phrase’s meaning.
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Making a no-sew tulle skirt is easy and all it requires is a lot of tulle and enough elastic to fit around your waist. You will need about 20 yards of tulle to make your skirt. Choose any color of tulle and elastic that you want to use. Elastic is usually only available in black and white, but tulle comes in many different colors. You will also need a sharp pair of scissors to cut the tulle.

TL;DR in English: Choose your tulle and elastic.
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Putting a warm compress on the affected area may help soften your skin, making removal of the super glue easier and potentially less painful.  Warm up one glass of water to a comfortable temperature that won't burn your skin. Dip a soft cloth in the water and put it on the affected skin.  Hold the compresses on for 30 seconds before trying to remove the super glue. You can use a variety of oils to help remove super glue from your skin. From vegetable to almond oils, these may help get rid of super glue residue on your skin as effectively as petroleum jelly.  You can use any type of oil including vegetable, olive, almond, baby or mineral oil.  Pour the oil on a piece of cloth or gauze and rub it on your skin for a couple of minutes.  Make sure to be gentle so that you don't further irritate your skin. Lotions may also effectively remove super glue and its residue from your skin. Apply a small amount to the affected area to begin getting rid of the product.  You can use a cloth or your hands to apply the lotion to the affected skin. Gently rub it and it should easily peel super glue from your skin.  You can use most types of lotion, though emollient hand lotions may be the best and most gentle options. Many people have successfully removed super glue with acetone or nail polish remover. Be aware that while this can effectively get rid of super glue on your skin, it can also irritate your skin, and should probably only be used when other methods don't work.  Do not use acetone anywhere near your eyes or mouth.  Only use acetone on smaller skin surfaces that have super glue. Use a nail file or skin buffer to gently exfoliate the affected area. This may also remove stubborn or lingering super glue on your skin.  You can use nail files or emery boards, or even skin exfoliators such as loofahs. In addition, simple table salt can work as an exfoliant. Wet the area with water and rub the salt into the super glue until it forms a paste. This can help loosen the glue and lift it from your skin. Be as gentle with these...

TL;DR in English: Apply warm compresses. Employ an oil on your skin. Administer lotion to the affected skin. Consider using acetone. Exfoliate the affected skin. Seek medical treatment.
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You can play Scavenger Hunt indoors or outdoors. Pick a spot without any sharp or pointy objects to prevent injury. If you can, choose a place with a lot of small hiding spaces or nooks and crannies where you can hide items easily.  Great places for Scavenger Hunts include your backyard or a local state park, for instance. If you are planning Scavenger Hunt for children, ensure there is adult supervision throughout the area. Choosing a theme is a great idea if you are playing Scavenger Hunt at a birthday party, for instance. You can use any theme you’d like, such as a Pirate treasure hunt or an Easter-themed egg hunt. Choose items to find that fit your theme, and pick a prize that is related to the motif as well. For instance, if you are throwing a Pirate birthday party, you can hide clues like plastic gold coins, a ship in a bottle, a stuffed parrot toy, or a small treasure box. You can also write clues as if you are a pirate and say “Arg!” Pick 5-15 or so objects you want the players to find throughout the scavenger hunt. These can be any household items, like a spoon, action figure, or markers, for example. Write down all of the items to keep track of the items players find and what items are still missing. Pick what order you want the players to find the items in and what kind of hint you want to provide. Complete 2 notecards for each clue, 1 for each team. Tailor your clues to the age of your players, and vary the types of clues used. You can write a brief riddle, draw a diagram, or suggest what the item is used for. For example, if you are hiding a fake gold coin, write something like, “Fill your treasure box with me to bask in the riches of the sea!” You can also draw a piggy bank or detail the area where you hid the item. Once you write out the clues, place the item in a hidden spot throughout your Scavenger Hunt area. Be sure to include the clue to the next item while hiding the treasure. It is fun to hide some items in easy-to-find spots and others in more difficult or secluded hiding places.  For...

TL;DR in English: Pick a safe location with lots of hiding spots to have the scavenger hunt. Pick a theme for your scavenger hunt to add a personal touch. Make a list of the items to find during your scavenger hunt. Write each clue on index cards to use throughout the game. Hide your items with their clue in a variety of places. Pick out a prize for the winning team before you play.
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Don’t use a sink or bathtub that’s shared with people, because bearded dragons will often defecate in the bath, and they can carry salmonella. Instead, try a container such as a kiddie pool or plastic bin. For a baby or juvenile bearded dragon, consider using a smaller container. Use lukewarm water that’s between 85 and 100 F (29.4 and 37.7 C). Water that’s too hot could burn your dragon, but because he is cold blooded and relies on his surroundings for warmth, a bath that’s too cold could also cause your dragon’s body to shut down.  Fill the tub with one to three inches of water. Make sure the water is no deeper than his shoulder joints (where the limbs meet the body) to prevent drowning. For babies and juveniles, use only one-half to one inch of water. Bath time for a bearded dragon is more like a swim, and you shouldn’t try to use any soaps or detergents to clean your dragon. It is unnecessary, and soap could damage his skin. Also, bearded dragons will often drink when they are bathing, and you don’t want him drinking soap. Never put your bearded dragon into chlorinated water. Bearded dragons aren’t the strongest of swimmers and can tire easily. It’s a good idea to put a rock (or something else) in the tub in case he gets tired and wants to get out of the water.

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Spray any debris from the filter with a garden hose. Allow the filter to dry out completely. Shake the filter or use an air compressor to remove loose particles. Look for additional debris that needs to be removed from the filter.

. The most widely-available, cheap, and easiest to use variety of paint is watercolor, which is available either in tubes or small plastic cases with multiple color palettes. Depending on the quality of the paint, watercolors can be light and pastoral, or quite vibrant and vivid. It's a beautiful and effective way to start, especially for landscapes and whimsical still-life paintings.  In it's basic state, watercolor paint is thick and heavy, and is made workable by wetting the brush and thinning out the paint with water, or by otherwise mixing the paint with water on a palette. It's a thin and light paint, easy to work with for beginners, though somewhat difficult to control. Having a good-quality paint to start with will help to avoid frustration when you get started. Sennelier paints are watercolors available in both pan and tube form, of a much higher quality than your garden-variety school-supply watercolors. Try the pan to avoid having to buy lots of paints separately, and having the convenience of all the paint in one place. Schmincke and Windsor & Newton are also quality brands that are widely available at craft stores. . Quick-drying but just as versatile as oil paint, acrylics are the most common paint for amateurs and professional painters alike. Water-based, acrylic paints are easy to use and widely available at craft stores and specialty art shops, perfect for use with intricate details and abstract masterpieces. They're much less expensive than oil paints, but no less professional. Acrylic paints most regularly are sold in tubes, like oil paint, and can be mixed on a palette with simple water to thin out and mix to create new colors. Because it dries very quickly, it's the perfect paint to layer, creating base tones to create depth and detail in landscapes, portraits, or other pictures. . The most versatile, professional, and vibrant paints available are oil paints. They're also the most expensive and take the longest time to dry, but offer all kinds of advanced mixing techniques and layering...

TL;DR in English: Try painting a picture with watercolors Use acrylic paint for versatility Use oil paint like the masters Paint with natural ingredients you've got access to Choose the right brushes for the job Get other necessary materials to start painting.
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Line a baking sheet with nonstick aluminum foil or parchment paper. If the fillets still have skin on them, lay them on the sheet with the skin facing down. If the fillets do not have skin on them, it does not matter which side faces down. Brush the fillets with just enough olive oil to coat them. The oil helps the fish to stay moist inside the dry heat of the oven. Add salt and pepper to taste, over the olive oil. Salmon can be baked without a sauce, but it absorbs flavor well and a sauce can help the salmon stay even more moist. You can create a basic sauce by whisking together the yogurt, honey, mustard, and dill in a small bowl. The salmon does not need to soak in the sauce, but you should try to spread the sauce evenly over the top of each fillet. Like all fish, salmon cooks quickly. It should be ready within about 20 minutes. Test the fish with a fork when you pull it out of the oven. If the salmon flakes easily in looks opaque, it should be ready.

TL;DR in English: Preheat the oven to 350 degrees Fahrenheit (177 degrees Celsius). Place the salmon fillets on the baking sheet. Season the salmon. Create a sauce. Spread the sauce over the fish. Bake the fillets inside the preheated oven.
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After you have cleaned the wound and it has stopped bleeding, apply antibiotic ointment, such as Bacitracin or Neosporin, or petroleum jelly, such as Vaseline, on it. This helps keep the wound moist so it can heal more quickly. Apply a thin layer of ointment with clean fingers or with a cotton swab. Petroleum jelly can also reduce the chance of a scar. If the scratch itches, petroleum jelly can help soothe it. If the scratch is deep or moderate, you may want to put a bandage on it. This can help keep the scratch clean and protect it from bacteria. For minor scratches, leave the bandage off. You can use a Bandaid or gauze to cover the wound. Once a day, remove the bandage to wash the scratch with soap and cool, running water. Put on a fresh bandage afterwards. You should also change it if it gets dirty or wet. Once the scratch heals enough that you don’t have to worry about bacteria, you can leave it uncovered. When the scratch has developed a new layer of skin over it or a scab, you can leave it uncovered because it isn't at risk for bacteria. If you have been scratched by something rusty, like a nail, you may be at risk of developing tetanus. If you think you are at risk, go to the doctor. If you have had a tetanus shot, have the scratch assessed to make sure it is okay. If you haven’t had a tetanus shot in the last five years, talk to your doctor about getting one.

TL;DR in English: Apply ointment. Place a bandage on the wound. Clean the scratch every day. Decide if you need a tetanus shot.
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A theme essay usually responds to a specific prompt given to you by a teacher or professor. Most essay prompts will ask you to identify the theme, or the overarching message, in a text. Look at the terms used in the prompt and highlight keywords or important terms. This will help you identify what you need to address as you write your essay. For example, an essay prompt may ask you to reflect on the theme of good versus evil in John Steinbeck's East of Eden. Once you've read and considered the essay prompt, brainstorm how you can write your essay. In your essay, you will use research and evidence to support a central argument. Start to jot down examples you can use to reflect on the theme.  Make a list of everything you know about the topic. This can be information you learned in class, as well as information you found on your own. Write down keywords or key scenes in the text that respond to the essay prompt. Think about what words or scenes from the text come to mind when you think of a specific theme. For example, when you brainstorm ideas on East of Eden, you may write down any moments in the text that seem to speak to the theme of good and evil. . A thesis statement is a single sentence that summarizes the entire essay. You'll need to include this thesis statement in your introductory paragraph, and the rest of your essay will need to support it.  Your thesis statement will need to address the theme, your primary example or examples, and the stance you will take on the topic. For example, your thesis might be: "In East of Eden, John Steinbeck rejects the Biblical idea of good and evil and instead focuses on the contradictions and complications found in good and evil." Once you've figured out your thesis, you can begin outlining your essay. Some teachers may require a 5-paragraph essay while others may want the essay shorter or longer. A typical essay outline has three main parts: the introduction, the body, and the conclusion. For example, using the East of Eden prompt, your outline might be: ...

TL;DR in English: Read the essay prompt carefully. Brainstorm ideas for the essay. Create a thesis statement Outline the essay.
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Set your hose to a gentle spray and wash off any large debris that you can see on it. Spray the filter right away before it dries after you have removed it from the system.  When spraying down the filter, be sure to get in between the pleats on the filter. This is where a lot of large debris can collect.  Drying will allow the collected debris to set into the filter media, making it more difficult to remove later. Once you no longer see any debris on the filter, lay it out to dry. Put it in a sunny spot and let it sit until it’s totally dry.  The amount of time it takes for the filter to dry completely will vary. It could take an hour or two in hot weather or several days if the weather is cool or humid. Preferably put the filter in bright sunshine, which will be most effective at killing algae and bacteria that is in it. Hold the filter with one hand and clean the surface with your other hand. This can be done by tapping the filter on the ground, brushing it with a stiff brush, or using compressed air to blow debris out of the creases of the filter. Even simply tapping or brushing the filter after it has dried in the sun will reduce the amount of organic contaminants that need to be broken down in the chemical soak. If spraying down the filter and using air or shaking to get rid of debris doesn't get the filter totally clean, you may need to use additional cleaning methods. However, if the filter is visually very clean at this point, it can be put back in the filtration system.  If the filter looks oily, which can occur due to the use of sunscreen, then a chemical cleaner should be used. If there are mineral deposits on the filter, which can appear as dusty, white areas, then an acid bath should be used to dissolve them.

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Navigate to your iPod's Home Screen. Tap and hold an app you wish to move. Drag the app around the Home Screen. Press the Home button.

If you have a sarcastic comment you can deploy in many different situations, practice it regularly on different people to memorize it.  For instance, when someone asks a common question like, “What’s up?” you might reply with “The sky.”  The frequency with which you should practice your sarcastic comments depends on the strength of your memory.  If you can memorize the sarcastic comment after practicing it two or three times daily, there’s no need to practice it more than that. If you need to practice your sarcastic comment more often before you can memorize it, do so. If your comment regularly gets eye-rolls, don’t use it anymore or use it less often.  If you have a go-to sarcastic comment that seems to be a big hit, work it into regular use. Remember, even good sarcasm can be overused. The best sarcastic answers or comments will draw on your deep knowledge of your audience and their preferences, attitudes, and beliefs.  Think carefully about how you can work your immediate situation and the conversation of others into a clever, sarcastic comment. For instance, imagine you and your friend Joe are big fans of the Hulk.  If Joe accidentally breaks a bunch of fragile dishes, you might say sarcastically, “You saved the day again, Hulk!” Spending time listening to people who are well-practiced in sarcasm will help you be more sarcastic, too.  Pay attention to when and how they utilize sarcasm.  Listen to the inflection in their voice and the facial expressions they use when being sarcastic. Being sarcastic takes time, focus, and experience.  As you exercise your sarcasm “muscles,” you will become better at being sarcastic.  Keep trying to use sarcasm, even if you tell a few jokes that others think are not very funny.

TL;DR in English: Practice your sarcastic comments. Take note of the reactions you get when practicing a particular sarcastic comment. Be creative. Talk to sarcastic people. Don’t be afraid to fail.
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These are the first two notes of your scale. Play the root note, here the E on the open sixth string, then move down three frets. Most people play this second note with their ring finger or pinky. Remember that the pentatonic scale is a "shape." You can move this to start on any note on the 6th string. The first note of the scale will be the song's key. These three notes are where the blues scale differs from the pentatonic, which ignores the first fret. This note, however, is the "flat fifth" in music theory that makes a song sound bluesy. You will play three notes total on the A string. The flat fifth is an accent -- it is best played quickly, not lingered on. Note how a box-like pattern is forming. The open strings form a constant "line" of notes in the scale, while your ring finger frets a box either 2-3 frets down. Here, you simply play the open string and the second fret. This third fret is actually a reoccurring flat fifth -- it is the octave of the note you played earlier. Theory aside, this means the 3rd fret, usually played with your pinky, is another bluesy accent note. The last two strings are identical to the first string. Simply create this little box between the open string and the third frets on both the high-E and B strings. You can play the exact same scale starting from a different E. Simply move the whole form down to the 12th fret, since the 6th string 12th fret note is another E. Now, instead of playing open notes, you simply fret every string on the 12th fret when you get to it. Everything else stays in place.  Now that you know the scale, practice getting up and down it as smoothly and quickly as possible, in multiple locations across the fret board. Check out "Master Lead Guitar Basics" for cool ways to use notes in a solo or improvisation.

TL;DR in English: Play the open note and the 3rd fret on the sixth string. Move down a string, playing the open note, the first fret, and the second fret. Play the open string and second fret on the D string. Play the open string, second fret, and third fret on the G string. Play the open string and the 3rd fret of the last two strings. Move the whole scale down to the 12th fret to see how easily the form moves.
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l less stressed. Not getting enough sleep can increase the production of stress hormones, which can trigger acid reflux, put you at higher risk for chronic diseases, and lower life expectancy. If you suffer from sleep apnea or insomnia, talk to your doctor for possible treatments. Strategies for getting enough sleep include a quiet, dark, cool environment and avoiding caffeine, alcohol, and sugary foods for 4-6 hours before bed. You should also avoid eating 2-3 hours before bed and work or exercise 3-4 hours before bed. Sleeping on your stomach or lying flat on your back right after a meal can promote stomach acids, causing indigestion and heartburn. Try sleeping on your left side with a firm pillow between your knees to prevent stress on your spine, hips, and lower back. Some studies show that sleeping on the left side limits the flow of stomach acid into the esophagus by supporting the body’s natural curves.  Pull your knees up slightly toward your chest. The pillow for your head should keep your spine straight. A rolled towel or small pillow under your waist may also help support your spine.  If you have a respiratory condition or cold, try to prop your head up on a pillow to improve airflow. The pillow for your head should support the natural curve of your neck and be comfortable. A pillow that's too high can put your neck into a position that causes muscle strain on your back, neck, and shoulders. This can increase stress, cause headaches and trigger acid reflux. Choose a pillow that will keep the neck aligned with the chest and lower back. The type of clothing you wear can affect your acid reflux, especially if you’re overweight. Tight clothing can increase pressure in your abdominal area, which can force the contents of your stomach back up into your esophagus. Be sure to wear comfortable, loose fitting clothing. For instance, wear pants that have stretch or a skirt or dress that flows over your abdomen. In general, you should avoid exercising for at least 2–4 hours after eating. If you frequently have...

TL;DR in English: so you feel less stressed. Sleep on your side so stomach acid is less likely to reflux. Wear loose clothing that won’t put pressure on your abdomen. Avoid stretching or bending after meals. Chew food thoroughly so it’s easy to digest. Quit smoking
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You can find the latest version of MASM contained in Visual Studio Enterprise 2015 (a comprehensive IDE including a number of tools), but the more basic original version (MASM 8.0). MASM 8.0 is free to download. Note that some assemblers—like Flat Assembler—can be used on multiple operating systems including Windows, DOS and Linux. Other assemblers—including Netwide Assembler (NASM) or GNU Assembler (GAS)—will work with Mac operating systems.  To download MASM 8.0, simply click on the Download button near the top of the page referenced in this step. System requirements will vary depending on the assembler you select, but MASM 8.0 requires Windows 2000 Service Pack 3, Windows Server 2003 or Windows XP Service Pack 2. Installing MASM 8.0 will also require that you have previously downloaded and installed Visual C++ 2005 Express Edition. Simply perform a search for "WinAsm download" to find and install the WinAsm IDE, which generally works well with MASM. Other IDEs may be more appropriate depending on which programming language you're using. One popular alternative is RadAsm. You may begin the installation right away by clicking Run once the program has downloaded. Alternatively, you may wish to install it at a later date, in which case simply click Save. Upon clicking Run, MASM 8.0 will be installed to your “[Visual C++ Express]\bin” directory and labeled ml.exe. After WinAsm has been downloaded, you simply extract the files and copy them to your "c:\program files\" folder. You may also wish to place a shortcut on your desktop in order for easier access. First, launch the WinAsm program. If you've placed a shortcut on your desktop, simply double-click it. Note that this process will differ if you're using another assembler or IDE. Begin by clicking on WinAsm's Tools tab, selecting Options from said tab and finally selecting the Files and Paths tab. Then change the first three entries (referencing paths) to your MASM installation folder. When finished, click OK. Upon adjusting information under the Files and...

TL;DR in English: Download the assembler itself. Download an IDE. Install MASM 8.0. Install your IDE. Configure Your IDE. Integrate WinAsm with MASM 8.0.
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To do so, press the Home button on any screen.  If you have an app open, press Home once to minimize it and once to open the Home Screen. If the screen you're currently on doesn't move, you're already on the Home Screen. Doing so will cause all of your apps to begin wiggling, meaning they are now movable. You can drag the app between two apps to place it between them, or you can drag an app to the right edge of the Home Screen to place it on a subsequent page.  If you only have one page on your iPod touch, dragging an app to the edge of the screen will create a new page. Once the apps are wiggling, you can move any of them. This will cause your apps to stop wiggling, thereby cementing your apps' new locations.

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Start to leave out extra kitten food. Provide water. Put down kitten food for hand-reared kittens. Socialize your kittens by introducing them to new things. Provide non-clumping litter. Keep the cat inside until it has all its shots. Give kittens away responsibly.

Ask around your neighborhood to see if anyone has lost their cat. Cats that get outside can get lost or roam around. Make some calls to local veterinary clinics and pet stores to see if anyone is missing a cat; taking a photo with your phone and making up fliers or posting to social media sites can also help reunite a stray cat with its owners. If the cat is feral instead of stray, it will not have an owner to be returned to. Once you are able to approach the cat and pet it, make an appointment with your veterinarian to have the cat examined and neutered or spayed. If funds are tight, call your local humane society to see if there are any funds available to assist with these costs.  The cat will have a tiny bit of blood drawn to test for the feline leukemia virus. If the results are positive your veterinarian will discuss options with you, which include isolating the cat from other cats for its life or euthanasia. If it is negative, a fecal sample will be looked at to determine if the cat has intestinal parasites and it will be given the appropriate medication. In addition, the veterinarian will check for fleas and ticks and treat if needed. Vaccines (rabies, distemper, and possibly feline leukemia) will be given and its sterilization operation will be performed. A microchip may also be placed under the skin if so desired. This is highly recommended. Now you will have a healthy pet to take home after its operation and vaccinations. Your hard work will pay off knowing you have saved another cat from a harsh life on the street. Either adopt the cat yourself or find another loving home for it to go to.

TL;DR in English: Help find the cat's owner. Get the cat checked out by a veterinarian. Find a home for the cat or kitten.
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Bookmaking comes with conventions that are hundreds of years old. Your readers will expect that your book follows these conventions. Before designing your book, educate yourself on the art of bookmaking! You will learn that every book has a cover page and a copyright page. The odd pages should always be on the right and even pages should be on the left. Your text should be justified instead of left aligned. Page through 15 to 20 books that a produced with a similar audience in mind. Study the books’ formats. Make note of the elements you like and the ones you dislike. If you feel unsure of your design skills, hire a professional book designer. If you are not particularly tech-savvy, consider using an online service that offers you a guided design experience and will even print the book for you! If you wish to have control over the entire process of designing the book, create the book’s look yourself. When creating your own book, you assume responsibility for every element. Remain organized and detail oriented throughout the process. When creating your own book, consider using Microsoft Word or InDesign. Both platforms allow you to create the book with a template. Rely on your research to guide you through the decision making process. Will your book be hardcover or paperback? What fonts will you use? Where will the page numbers be located? How will you format your chapters? How will you incorporate illustrations? These questions may appear menial, but your attention to detail will pay off! Once you have made your design decisions, start creating and styling the book. Don’t be afraid to revise your design during the process.

TL;DR in English: Research. Decide who will create the book’s iconic look. Design the book.
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Also known as the recovery room, this is where nurses will wait with you and monitor your condition. They will stay with you until you regain your normal level of consciousness and stable vital signs.  If you are not sedated the nurse will continue to monitor you until the numbness goes away. If your vital signs are stable for hours, the surgeon, anesthesiologist, and the nurse will decide that you are ready to go out from the recovery room. Right after surgery, pain medications will be ordered by your attending physician to manage your pain. Surgery can be very painful, as layers of your skin and muscle have been cut and manipulated. Pain medications are given round the clock or as needed by the patient. Usually, symptoms of lupus worsen after surgery. Because your system will compensate to heal damaged muscles and tissues, inflammation is inevitable. Steroids and other medications will usually adjusted to manage any inflammation in the body.  These adjustments are made by your attending physician. The physician will manage your case effectively to avoid post-operative complications and unwanted symptoms. You should ask your medical team about anything that you haven’t understood or about any clarifications on what to do after your hospital discharge. Don’t ever hesitate to ask them, as they can answer your questions honestly and help you to fully recover from your surgery. Making sure you know what to do before leaving the hospital will alleviate stress and help you avoid confusion. Your doctor will give you an appointment a week after you’re discharged, or as early as possible, to monitor your condition for any abnormalities. Follow-up check-ups help understand your current condition and what to do if any untoward symptoms occur. These follow-up appointments will continue for some period of time as you recover.

TL;DR in English: Know that you will be moved to the post-anesthesia care unit (PACU). Take your medications to ease your physical pain. Be aware that certain medications you take will be adjusted. Don’t hesitate to ask the surgical team about any questions you may have. Never miss a follow-up check-up.
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If you have to skip, or will be late, give them a courtesy call. You will need to have flexible hours for a good job. If it is a close friend, you probably can skip this step. This step is for your own safety. By figuring out more what the person wants, they will like you more, and usually get paid better. If you do a good job, the person who hired you can be a reference, helping you get another job!

TL;DR in English: Communicate with the person who hired you. Figure out what hours are best. Get to know the person you are working for. Ask Intelligent Questions. Get a Reference.
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If Mom's around, the weaning process (switching from mother's milk to solid food) happens naturally from about four weeks. At this point, Mom gets tired of the kittens chewing on her teats and starts to spend time apart from them. In turn, the hungry kittens investigate food options around them and usually discover Mom's food. As the kittens start to take mouthfuls of her food, they begin the weaning process. Kittens do not need water until they start weaning, roughly around four weeks old. Any kitten above this age, however, should have constant access to a full water bowl. Change this water whenever it gets dirty (as it tends to if kittens step and/or poop in the bowl). If you've been bottle-feeding the kittens yourself, the weaning process is similar. It sometimes helps to put some milk-replacer in a saucer and put your finger just beneath the surface to teach the kitten to lap first. Then, it's a matter of mashing up some wet kitten food with the milk-replacer to make a porridge for the kitten to lap. As she gets the hang of that you can thicken up the porridge until she's happily taking most of her calories in solid form. Socialization is crucial during the three-to-nine-week window. From two to three weeks of age, handle the kittens as much as possible every day. Introduce them to different sights and sounds, such as the vacuum cleaner, hair dryer, men with beards, children . . . anything you can think of. During this six-week window the kitten is most open to new experiences, and what she encounters now she will accept without question as an adult, making her into a happy, well-adjusted and sociable cat.  Use cat toys, balls, string, or other objects to play with them, but don't use objects small enough for them to swallow. (Note that cats may eat string or yarn if left unsupervised, so only allow this in your interactive play. It's a potential choking hazard.) Don't teach your kittens that human fingers and hands are toys, or the kitten may continue to bite and scratch them as an adult. Choose a spot...

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Print a copy of the application form. Receive indefinite leave to stay in the UK. Live in the UK for at least five years. Count your absences over the past year. Meet the age and good character requirements. Check for exemptions on the next requirements. Pass the Life in the UK test. Prove your proficiency in English, Welsh, or Scottish Gaelic. Have two people fill out the referee section. Fill out the remainder of the form. Send the form. Attend the citizenship ceremony.

Masturbation is often a taboo topic, surrounded by misinformation and guilt. However, masturbation is a healthy, safe, productive way of learning what gives you pleasure. Exploring your body through masturbation can help you understand what feels best for you, and can also help you communicate that to your partner(s).  Understand that masturbation is natural and healthy. Studies by the Kinsey Institute suggest that 90% of men and 64% of women masturbate, but these numbers probably under-report its frequency because so many people are still ashamed to admit they masturbate.  Many myths surround the female orgasm. One of the most common is that there is a “right” way to achieve orgasm. This is untrue. Women’s bodies respond to stimulation in different ways; some women may orgasm mainly through clitoral stimulation, while others prefer stimulation of other areas. Don’t feel guilty if something feels good for you that may not for others (or vice versa).  Many people choose to use sex toys when they masturbate. This is healthy and normal. If you do so, make sure to read all the instructions and use a disinfecting cleaner to keep toys clean and safe.  Masturbation releases endorphins, which are the body’s natural mood-boosters. They can relieve feelings of stress and anxiety, which are major culprits behind sexual frustration. Orgasm also results in the release of dopamine and oxytocin, which can help you relax and get better sleep.  Experiment on your own with a variety of techniques. Find a place that is comfortable and learn about how your body responds to things like touch, pressure, penetration, and physical exertion. If masturbation is something you feel uncomfortable with for religious, philosophical, or personal reasons, talking to a therapist may help you to safely overcome any feelings of guilt or shame if this is a method you would like to pursue. Sometimes, particularly for women, sexual frustration occurs because you may think that you’re not “performing” the way you ought to. Remember that there is no...

TL;DR in English: Masturbate. Avoid holding yourself to someone else's standards. Learn to accept yourself. Take the focus off orgasm. Seek professional help.
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Although you will be wrapping the salmon in parchment paper, the oven doesn't need much extra in terms of heat. Cooking salmon or any other type of fish, in parchment paper is a very efficient way of baking, and almost fool-proof. Cleaning up the surface of where your baking is as easy as throwing away a piece of paper. When cooking en papillote, it's generally best to:  Leave the skin on the fillet and bake skin-side down. Rinse the fillets in cold water, dabbing the fillets dry with paper towels or letting air-dry. Season with salt and pepper. Place the parchment on a baking sheet. Center the salmon fillet onto one side of the parchment paper. Baking en papillote is an opportunity to cook vegetables and other seasoning along with the fish. Here are some combinations that work well with salmon that you might want to consider:   Lemon, capers, and rosemary. Lemon and salmon is a classic, as is the addition of tangy, briny capers. Add some fresh rosemary to the mix for a burst of life.  Asparagus, lemon, and onion. Chop up some asparagus and add it in with the salmon, complementing with lemon and red onion. The onion will turn out sweet and the lemon will help the salmon taste light and moist.  Dill and lemon. Dried dill has a very mild, almost-anise flavor, making it a perfect complement to the salmon if you don't want to overpower it. Don't forget the lemon juice!  Tomatoes, zucchini, and mushrooms. For a heartier dish, try adding these summer vegetables. (No need to cook them first.) A spritz of lemon or an entire lemon wedge is never a bad addition to a combo like this. After you've decided on your seasonings and vegetables, drizzle a bit of olive oil onto the salmon. A tablespoon of white wine will help keep the salmon and vegetables moist and flavorful. Butter will work as a substitute for olive oil. For a deeper flavor, add a tablespoon of butter into the parchment instead of olive oil. Fold the parchment over the salmon, creating a triangle. Starting at the bottom, fold the edges of the parchment over,...

TL;DR in English: Preheat the oven to 350ºF/177°C. Prepare the salmon. Fold the parchment paper in half crosswise. Place any herbs, aromatics, or vegetables into the parchment with the salmon. Add olive oil and/or white wine. Fold the parchment to seal the salmon and vegetables. Bake at 350°F/180ºC for 20 to 25 minutes. Remove from the oven and serve. Finished.
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The proteins and B vitamins in beer are great for repairing damage, and a light beer can help to lighten the color of your hair. To make a paste that's nourishing and easier to apply, mix half a cup (118 g) of beer with half an avocado and mash the two together into a paste. This recipe calls for lemon and chamomile, both of which can be used alone to lighten hair. To start, pour the juice from three lemons into a bowl. Make an eight-ounce cup of chamomile tea using two bags (four grams) of tea. When the tea has cooled, strain the leaves. Add the tea to the lemon juice and add one tablespoon (0.5 ounces) of almond oil. Stir to combine. Apple cider vinegar and hydrogen peroxide, like beer and lemon juice, can be sprayed onto your hair to help lighten it. Before applying vinegar or peroxide, mix with equal parts water.  When applying either of these as a highlighter, use a cotton ball to apply the liquids to sections of hair.  Keep an eye on the peroxide, as this may have to be washed out sooner (after 15 to 20 minutes even) than some of the other products. You can also use rhubarb in the same way to lighten hair. Dice a half cup (50 grams) of rhubarb root and boil it in a pot with four cups (one quart) of water for 20 minutes. When cool, strain and apply the liquid to your hair with a cotton ball. Henna is a dye that's extracted from plants, and that produces a reddish orange effect in the hair. To mix a henna paste, take three tablespoons (45 grams) of henna powder and mix in boiling water, just enough to form a thick paste. Set the paste aside in a cool, dark place for about 12 hours. Be sure to wear gloves when applying henna, as it will dye your skin and nails as well. In a small bowl, combine the juice from one lemon with three tablespoons (45 ml) of honey, one teaspoon (5 g) of cinnamon, and one teaspoon (four capsules) of vitamin C powder to make a highlighter that will bring out reddish tones in your hair.

TL;DR in English: Lighten your hair with beer. Brighten with a DIY conditioner. Add lighter hues with naturally acidic substances. Dye your hair with henna. Make a lightening hair mask.
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Place the SD card on a flat surface with the label facing upward. Doing so will help you find the lock switch for the SD card. If you are using a micro- or mini-SD card, insert it into an SD card adapter, and place the adapter label-up on a flat surface. It should be on the upper-left side of the SD card. The lock switch is typically a small white or silver tab that protrudes from the left side of the SD card. Slide the lock switch toward the gold connectors at the bottom of the SD card. This turns off the SD card's write protection and enables you to store files and data on the card.

TL;DR in English: Position the SD card. Locate the lock switch. Unlock the SD card.
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The UK government provides a copy of this form on their website. It is called Form AN, or Application for naturalisation as a British citizen. You can also request this form at many local government offices, such as a city or county council. If the council offers a nationality checking service, you can pay a fee to have someone check your form for errors. Indefinite leave, also called settlement, means there is no restriction on how long you can stay in the country. In order to receive citizenship, you must have spent at least the last 12 months under indefinite leave. You must also plan to continue living in the UK.   To see whether you can apply for indefinite leave, visit this interactive gov.uk web page. The requirements vary depending on your type of visa. If you are a citizen of a country in the European Economic Area or Switzerland, you will need a permanent resident card or another document that proves permanent residence. To pass this requirement automatically, you must have entered the UK as a resident (or entered the UK armed forces) at least five years ago, and spent no more than 450 days of the past five years outside the country. The UK government will often overlook total absences up to 480 days.  Up to 730 days may be allowed if you have a family and home in the UK, your application meets all other requirements, and you have lived in the UK at least seven years.  Up to 900 days may be allowed if you meet the same criteria but have lived in the UK at least eight years, or if the absences occurred due to you or your spouse or civil partner serving in the UK armed forces, or due to business travel for a UK job. Officially your time outside the country over the past 365 days should total no more than 90 days, but up to 100 days is usually not a problem. Up to 179 days may be allowed if:  You have a family and home in the UK  and either meet every other requirement in the application.  or have a compelling reason for your absence (e.g. UK business travel, UK armed forces). Exceptions for 180 days...

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