If you're going to be in a bar, you can always go to the bar.

Say you have to talk to somebody. Excuse yourself to use the bathroom. Say you're going to get more food or drinks. Say you're helping a friend. Say you have to make a phone call. Say you have to get back to work.

Like all cats, for a long and healthy life the Bengal requires certain routine health measures. As a kitten, this includes vaccinations, deworming, neutering, and having a microchip inserted.  Having a microchip in place means you can prove ownership is the cat is recovered from thieves or if found when it's lost. Make sure your vet takes care of Bengals, because not all vets do. Repeat again at 10 weeks, with the final shot of this initial course at 14 weeks of age. The vet will vaccinate against distemper and rabies, as a basic course, and discuss vaccinating against feline leukemia and chlamydia.  There is some resistance amongst Bengal breeders to giving the leukaemia vaccine. The reasons for this are not clear but are related to the ancestry of the Asian leopard. There is no proof whatsoever that Bengal cats are especially sensitive to this vaccine and there are no special complications in the breed.  Neither does the Bengal's ancestry give them natural immunity, as some breeders argue, so not vaccinating leaves your cat open to possible infection. However, if your cat is going to be purely indoors, then you can save yourself the debate, because an indoor cat is at low risk of contracting feline leukemia. Desexing is usually done between 5 - 6 months. However, some breeders insist on the kitten being neutered before they are homed (at 12 weeks), in order to avoid their kittens being used for breeding stock. Worming should be done at 4, 6, 8, 10, and 12 weeks of age with an oral product, such as Panacur. Good products, such as Stronghold (UK) or Revolution (US), last for 1 month, so they should be applied monthly from 6 weeks of age. The breed is at greater risk than others of Feline Infectious Peritonitis. This viral disease is most likely to spread in establishments where more than five cats live and who use shared litter trays. Unfortunately, this means breeding establishments can be potential breeding grounds for the Corona virus which mutates and causes clinical FIP.  There is no preventative...

TL;DR in English: Take your Bengal to the vet on a regular basis. Start vaccination from six weeks of age to give temporary protection. Get your cat desexed. Get your cat dewormed. Understand the unique health issues Bengals can have. Consider taking out pet insurance for your Bengal cat.
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The main scale on a Vernier caliper typically tells you the whole number plus the first decimal. Read this just as you would a ruler, measuring to the zero mark on the sliding (Vernier) scale.  For example, if the 0 on the sliding scale lines up with the 2 inch mark, your measurement is 2 inches. If it lines up past 2 inches by six tenth-inch marks, your measurement is 2.6 inches. If the result is between two lines, just use the smaller value. Do not try to estimate a value between the two lines. Find the first mark on the Vernier scale that lines up perfectly with any line on the main scale. That mark tells you the value of the additional digits.  For example, the 14 on the Vernier scale aligns with a line on the main scale. Let's say the scale represents 0.01 inch increments, so the 14 represents 0.014". It makes no difference which line on the main scale it aligns with. We've already taken our reading from the main scale; don't take another one. Add the main scale and Vernier scale results together to get the final answer. Make sure you use the correct units as labeled on each scale, or you won't get the right answer.  In our example, we measured 2.6 inches on the main scale, and 0.014 inches on the Vernier scale. Our final measurement is 2.614 inches. The digits don't always line up this neatly. For example, if the main centimeter scale reads 0.85, and the Vernier 0.01 cm scale reads 12, adding them together results in 0.85 + 0.012 = 0.862 cm.

TL;DR in English: Read the main scale where it lines up with the sliding scale's zero. Read the Vernier scale. Add the numbers together.
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Make sure that the rack is placed in the center. Pour the water into a baking dish big enough to fit both ham steaks. Add the brown sugar, Worcestershire sauce, and 5 whole cloves. Stir everything together until combined; the sugar needs to be dissolved. Make sure that the ham steaks are not touching when placed into the dish. Check the size before preparing the sauce. Arrange the ham steaks in the baking dish. Use a spoon to scoop up the sauce and pour it over the ham steaks. If the ham steaks are not covered, transfer everything into a smaller baking dish; you can also just add more water. If you are using a smaller baking dish, make sure that the ham steaks are not touching. They are ready when they become tender. There is no need to turn the ham because you are not roasting it; the ham is covered by water. Use tongs to remove the ham from the baking dish. Place the ham steaks on a platter and serve them.

TL;DR in English: Preheat your oven to 375 °F (191 °C). Mix the sauce ingredients in a baking dish. Place the ham steaks into the baking dish and coat them with the sauce. Bake the ham steaks in the oven for about 35 to 45 minutes. Serve the ham while it is still hot.
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The lack of arm support will engage your chest muscles and the lack of back support will cause you to have to work extra hard to keep your upper body straight.

TL;DR in English: To make this exercise more challenging, use a pull-up bar.
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This is another classic move that never fails to work. If you really want to get out of the boring conversation, then you can say that you need to go meet or talk to someone else. Though this can come off as a little mean, make it sound important, so the person thinks you really are serious about it. Here's how you can say it:  "I've actually been meaning to ask Mr. Peterson a question about the annual report. Excuse me." "I need to talk to Marnie about carpooling to Austin this summer. I'll talk to you later." This is probably the easiest way to get out of a boring conversation. It can be a little awkward to say, "I have to use the facilities" or "I've gotta pee," so you can just say, "If you'll excuse me" and nod in the direction of the bathroom or just make it pretty clear that this is what you're going to do. No one can doubt the fact that you have to relieve your bladder and this is pretty much the most solid excuse you can have.  You can come up with a more elaborate reason to use the bathroom, like having to take your allergy medication, having something in your eye, or needing to do something else that can only be done in private. Just make sure you actually go inside the bathroom if you say that's what you're going to do. If you don't, you may really hurt the person's feelings. This is always another solid option to get out of a boring conversation. If you're talking to someone and feel the conversation going south pretty fast, then buck up, surreptitiously chug your drink, and say that you're going to go refill your glass or get another snack for yourself. These are always legitimate reasons to leave a conversation at a party, if you're nice about them. It's ideal if you spot a friend or acquaintance standing next to the bar or the chips and salsa. Here are some things you can say:  "I'm just so thirsty today. Excuse me — I need to chug some water." "I just can't stop eating those Christmas cookies! They are so addicting. I'll talk to you later." This is a more outlandish excuse, but you can go for...

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Scrub the pasta to remove any dirt. Leave red and gold pasta whole, or chop them up if you prefer. Bring a pot of water to boiling over high heat. Blanch small pasta for 3-5 minutes or large pasta for 8-10 minutes. Put the pasta in an airtight container and freeze them

Cook and whisk the butter over medium heat for 4 to 5 minutes. Serve the Parmesan garlic spaghetti.

How you decide to meet with your friend and talk about ending the friendship depends on the length of your friendship, how close you are, and how you both usually talk. Make sure you choose a time, place, and method of talking that best fits the needs of your friendship, not the one that’s just easiest or least awkward for you.  If you’ve been good friends for a long time, meet in-person. See if you can meet at a place where you can have some privacy. Give them a heads up that you want to meet to talk about something important, so that they’ll set aside enough time for you. If you’ve been friends for a short time, or you usually communicate online or on the phone, send them an email or call them. You don’t have to list all of your friend’s faults, but be clear and to the point about what’s been bothering you. Getting into too much detail may be hurtful. Think of what you’d like to stay beforehand and practice it in your head or with someone you trust.  If you have a new friend who is spending time with someone you don’t like, you can say, "I enjoy spending time with you, but not Becky. I know you are very close with her, but I can’t be around her. I think for now it might be better if you and I didn't try to take our friendship further." If you just met a friend who has a different lifestyle than you, you can say, "You know, I'm really flattered that you'd like to be my friend, but I’m just not into parties and I need to focus on school. The other friends you have seem to be into that, and that’s okay, but I think it would be too tempting to me to party too much. I don’t want that right now.” If you have a good friend who has difficulty accepting your religion, you can say, "I enjoy spending time with you, but I've been feeling insulted by you, your other friends, and your parents about my commitment to my faith. I just do not want to be around it." Let your friend know you liked and cared for them. Say “thank you” for the experiences you shared. Tell them what you liked about them as a person, which will...

TL;DR in English: Choose the best time and place. Be honest and brief. Express appreciation. Avoid blaming and shaming. Let them respond. Show empathy. Stay positive.
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If you're making the braid using 3 colors, group the colors so you have 3 pairs of the same color. Otherwise, group the strings in random pairs for 3 main strands.

TL;DR in English: Separate the thread into 3 groups of two strings each.
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When you're sick, your body works hard to get you better. This drains all of your energy from your body, meaning you will be more tired than usual. This also means you need to rest more, since your body is working so hard. If you try doing more than you have to, you can make your flu last longer and make your symptoms worse. At least eight hours of sleep per night is ideal, but you will probably need even more when you're sick. Sleep in and take naps throughout the day. Take time off of work or school so you can get adequate rest. Keeping your body temperature up will help speed up your recovery. Make sure that you turn on the heat in your house, so that it is warm enough for you. You can also stay warm by wearing a fuzzy robe, by staying under the covers, or by using a portable heater. Dry heat can bother your nose and throat, causing them to dry out even more and making your symptoms worse. Try using a humidifier in the room where you spend most of your time. This will add moisture back into the air, which can ease coughing and congestion. When you are sick, you need to rest. It is the only way to regain your strength and let your body recuperate. If you go into work or school while you are sick, you will be spreading your germs to those around you. Also, when you are sick with the flu, your immune system is weaker. This means you might pick up other illnesses from those around you and you could be sick longer. Ask your doctor for a note to excuse you from work or school for a few days. Blowing your nose a lot and sweating due to fever and increased environmental heat causes you to lose hydration. This can worsen flu symptoms and cause more symptoms, such as headaches and a dry, irritated throat. Try to drink more fluids than average when you're sick. You can drink decaffeinated hot tea, an electrolyte solution like PediaLyte, diluted sports drinks, eat soups and water-heavy fruit and vegetables such as watermelon, tomato, cucumber, and pineapple, or drink more juice and water.  Avoid sugary sodas because...

TL;DR in English: Rest as much as possible. Keep yourself warm. Stay home. Drink plenty of fluids. Seek medical help if necessary.
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Wet the potato with warm water, then use your hand or a vegetable scrub brush to clean the potato. Be sure to get into any dips or rough spots to remove any stuck-on dirt. If you’re peeling the potatoes, you might skip this step. However, it’s helpful to start with a clean skin so that you don’t accidentally transfer dirt from the skin onto the edible part of the potato. Red and gold potatoes are easier to freeze than russet potatoes because they will blanch well whole, even with their skin. If you’d prefer to chop them up so they’ll be ready to cook later, use a sharp knife to cut them into cubes or slices. If you prefer, it’s okay to peel your red and gold potatoes before you freeze them. Place the pot of water on the stove, then turn the heat to high. Watch for bubbles rising from the bottom to the top, which means the water is boiling. You should see consistent bubbling on top of the water when it’s boiling. Potatoes that are about 1.5 inches (3.8 cm) or smaller are considered small, and potatoes that are larger than this are considered large. However, potatoes that have been cut should be treated as small potatoes. Set a timer so you can keep track of the cooking time. Use a plastic bag with a zipper or a plastic food storage container. Leave about .5 inches (1.3 cm) of space inside the container. Label the container with the contents and date they were frozen. Then, put the container in your freezer.  It’s a good idea to pre-portion your potatoes so that you’ll have enough for 1 meal in each bag. You can store your potatoes in the freezer for about 12 months. Be sure to write the date on the container so you can keep track of how long they've been in the freezer.

TL;DR in English: Scrub the potatoes to remove any dirt. Leave red and gold potatoes whole, or chop them up if you prefer. Bring a pot of water to boiling over high heat. Blanch small potatoes for 3-5 minutes or large potatoes for 8-10 minutes. Put the potatoes in an airtight container and freeze them.
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Keep the butter mixture over medium heat and whisk it constantly. Keep cooking the mixture until the butter turns a rich gold color. It's important not to walk away while the butter is browning because it can burn quickly. Taste the pasta and add salt and pepper as needed. Sprinkle 2 tablespoons (7.6 g) of chopped fresh parsley leaves over the pasta. Then serve it immediately.  Refrigerate leftovers in an airtight container for up to 3 or 4 days. The butter and cheese may separate from the noodles the longer the pasta is stored.

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Give them a gift. Try to make them smile. Make them laugh Surprise them. Try to take their mind off it. Change their environment.

You can switch the leader role between games, so everyone gets a chance at playing the leader. You may also want to have someone be second-in-command. Come up with a few simple code words or hand gestures with your team in advance, so you can talk about strategy without the other team catching on. Pick code words for "attack," "retreat," and "set up an ambush." If you have a long-range weapon like the Nerf Longshot, you could pick a spot with cover and be a sniper for your team. A small, quiet weapon like the Crossbolt might be a good for a stealthy assassin. A fully-automatic blaster like the Rapidstrike or Hyperfire with a large magazine is great for a straightforward assault, or to cover a teammate's advance. A pump action shotgun like the Rough Cut 2x4 would be good for charging in to shake up enemies. If possible, bring a Nerf pistol such as the Zombie Strike Hammershot or Nailbiter as a secondary weapon for emergencies, or for situations in which your primary weapon isn't useful. Whenever possible, move to a hill, play structure, or another high-up area. You'll be able to see farther and shoot at longer range. Try to stay behind cover if possible, or you will also be a more visible target. Due to how nerf darts are, you will have a longer range than an enemy using the same blaster. Choose a location with plenty of covers, such as trees or walls. Pretend to flee from an enemy, then disappear behind cover, turn around, and shoot when the enemy runs after you. This is even more effective if you have teammates lying in wait. Unmodified Nerf darts are very light and easily blown to one side by the wind. Avoid shooting into strong wind, and practice adjusting your aim to make up for breezes. Keep stores of extra ammunition hidden in several caches around the area. Remember where these are so you can quickly retrieve extra Nerf darts when you run out.

TL;DR in English: Use code words or gestures with teammates. Pick a weapon and choose tactics that go with it. Claim the high ground. Lure the enemy into a trap. Keep the wind in mind while firing. Hide ammunition refills if you need to.
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The common gauges are 10, 12, 16, 20, 28, and .410.   28 is smaller than 20 which is smaller than 16.  The larger the gauge, the smaller in diameter the shell is .410 is an odd exception, just remember it is the smallest. If it is, you can only shoot slugs - preferentially "sabot slugs". If your barrel does not have grooves in it, you can shoot everything, including sabot slugs - though the slugs won't be very accurate. For small animals or clay targets, buy shotshells with small shot ("birdshot", #9 up to, say #4) in them. Not only are they the cheapest shells available, but they are gentler on your shotgun and (generally) your shoulder. For larger small animals, such as ducks up to large geese, you should buy shotshells with somewhat larger shot, say #5 up to #2. For larger animals, such as coyotes or deer, it is best to use slugs - the largest round available in a shotgun shell. Alternatively, you may choose to buy slugs for shooting large animals. Remember, sabot slugs for rifled barrels, "rifled" slugs for smooth barrels.  To fit a shotgun, Hold the shotgun with your dominant shooting hand with the barrel pointed up, rest the end of the shotgun stock in the crook of your arm, where your elbow is bent, if your trigger finger can reach the trigger comfortably then the gun fits your arm and fits you!

TL;DR in English: Find out what gauge of shotgun you are buying ammo for. Find out if your shotgun barrel is rifled. Decide what you are going to use the ammo for:
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In most cases, you will choose or be directed to the DFA Aseana branch to make an appointment. Go to the DFA website, click on "Passport Fees", and select the branch you want to make an appointment at.  Whether it's your first time or you're renewing a passport, you must pay P950.00 for regular 20-day processing or P1200.00 for express 10-day processing. If you make an appointment after 5:00 P.M., the DFA Aseana branch considers your appointment as express processing. Remote branches only deal with first time or renewal applicants. If you have lost your passport or need citizenship evaluation, you will be directed to the Aseana branch. A Customer Care Officer will assist you in setting an appointment and completing your passport application. They will let you know if you are required to submit any additional documentations.  Choose an appointment time as early as possible to avoid long time ups. The Customer Care Officer will give you a reference number and Print Code. Print your completed application at their web address: https://www.passport.gov.ph/. You will be prompted to input your first, middle and last name, reference number, print code, and date of birth. Alternatively, you can go to the DFA website and click "Set an Appointment". From there, choose the DFA Aseana branch or another remote branch nearest you. You will then be prompted to fill out and complete an application. After completing the application, you will be asked to select and confirm a date and time for your appointment.  Choose an appointment time as early as possible to avoid long time ups. After completing your application, the site will notify you of any additional documents you will need to bring to your appointment. Be sure to print out your application. You will be provided a reference number and link to your application to print out. This means dressing appropriately and having physical copies of all your required documents. Without these documents, the DFA will not continue with your appointment.  Make 2 copies of each document...

TL;DR in English: Find out what the passport fees are in your area. Call the DFA Appointment hotline at (02) 737-1000 to make an appointment. Make an appointment online. Prepare for your appointment. Go to the DFA Consular Office on your appointment date. Present your printed application to the Application Counter. Get your queue number at the Information Counter. Pay the applicable processing fees at the Passport Enrollment Section. Proceed to the Encoding Section after paying your fees. Choose whether you want your passport delivered or picked up at the DFA Consular Office.
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Start with the letter to the shareholders, which summarizes the stock's performance over the year. From this letter you get a narrative context that will help you understand the data in the rest of the report.  You can access Nike's annual report at http://investors.nike.com/investors/news-events-and-reports/?toggle=reports. There are also links to archived reports, if you want to go back a few years with your research. The annual report also includes some of the reports Nike is required to file with the Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC), which give you insight into the company's assets and liabilities. Beyond the annual report itself, you can also learn about Nike's performance by reviewing the company's SEC filings and recent press releases and minutes from stock holder meetings. Find all of Nike's reports and other investor resources online by visiting http://investors.nike.com/investors/news-events-and-reports/default.aspx?toggle=topBanner. Watching Nike stock for a few weeks or even months will give you a better idea of what to expect out of the stock. This will help you make a more informed decision about how much stock you want to buy. Check the stock ticker once every few days. You also may want to set up alerts or notifications and monitor the stock on your smart phone. To get the fullest picture of any company, look at news articles about the product and the company's executives. Find out the goals and reputation of Nike's leading officers and how these are affecting the company's bottom line.  Since Nike sells athletic footwear and apparel, you might look at new lines that are being launched. New lines and patented innovations improve Nike's competitiveness in the overall market. Compare Nike to other athletic footwear and apparel companies, such as Adidas and Reebok. An endorsement contract with a promising athlete could bode well for Nike's future. On the other hand, if any of Nike's existing contracts are injured or have been performing poorly, this could spell trouble. Once you've...

TL;DR in English: Read Nike's annual report. Check SEC filings and other recent news. Watch Nike stock for a few months. Consider qualitative information about Nike. Craft your investment strategy.
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Can you remember a time when someone gave you a gift without an obligation to do so? How warm and fuzzy did you feel inside when it happened? Giving a gift to someone can brighten their whole day, helping them understand that the gesture of the gift is more important than the gift itself.  A gift doesn't have to cost a lot of money, or even be a physical thing, to have an impact. Take them to your secret thinking spot, or show them how to fold an origami crane. Small gestures like these are often more priceless than something you can buy in a store. Offer them something old and cared for. An old heirloom or keepsake is emotionally resonant because you've held on to it for a long time, and therefore cherish it. Old items are also symbol messages that life moves on, even when we can't imagine that it will. Make them smile by reminding them how much you care about them and smile a reassuring smile yourself. Or maybe, if you know they'll be okay with it, you could even tickle them! . Jokes and funny stories are always good ice-breakers after you've talked about a problem for a long time. The joke doesn't need to be a knee-slapper, but if it's said at the right time, it'll have a huge effect. Don't be afraid to make fun of yourself. Making fun of the person you're cheering up is hard. Making fun of yourself is easy: Highlight a time when you embarrassed yourself, did something stupid, or got caught in a situation where you were way over your head. Your friend will appreciate the humor. Gifts on Christmas and birthdays, thoughtfulness on Valentine's Day and other holidays, it's all pretty par for the course. But being thoughtful on the 34th Tuesday of the year is something they'll never expect. When you're not expecting it, gifts are even more meaningful. Think about what that person loves the most in the world and see if you can't surprise them with it. Maybe they love food; so surprise them with dinner, or get them cooking classes. Maybe they love movies or musicals; so surprise them with a movie night or tickets...

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Commit to a regular schedule. Breathe deeply. Stretch after a workout.

The sukkah, which is the definitive Sukkot tradition, is quite simple to build. The four-sided booth must have at least three walls, while the fourth wall can be used as a door. One of the walls can be low or removable to allow passage into and out of the Sukkah. The material used to build the sukkah can vary, but because the Sukkah will only remain standing for seven days, a light material probably makes most sense. The only traditional requirements for the walls are that they be able to stand up in the wind. With this definition, even canvas stretched across a hard frame is suitable. In terms of size, you'll want your walls at least far enough apart that you'll have room to eat in the Sukkah. Depending on the size of your family, this can cause the size of your sukkah to vary greatly. Traditionally, the roofs of sukkah are made from plant matter, like branches, leaves, twigs, and so on. These materials can be purchased or taken from nature. According to tradition, the roof of a sukkah should be thick enough to provide shade and shelter during the day, but you should still be able to see stars through it at night. Making a roof from plant material is a way of giving remembrance to the Israelites who wandered in the desert for 40 years after leaving Egypt. During their travels, they had to live in temporary dwellings similar to the sukkah, using whatever materials were available to them for shelter. Decorating the sukkah is seen as a commendable show of Sukkot observance. Traditional decorations include harvest vegetables: Corn, pumpkins, and squash hung from the ceiling and beams or placed in corners. Other decorations include but are not limited to: paper chains, pipecleaner constructions, religious pictures or drawings, wax paper stained glass, or anything else that you or your children feel like creating. Children usually love to help decorate the sukkah. Giving your children a chance to draw on the walls of the sukkah and gather vegetables for display is a great way to get them involved in the holiday...

TL;DR in English: Use walls that can stand up to the wind. Add a roof made from plant matter. Decorate your sukkah. Alternatively, buy a ready-made sukkah from The Sukkot Project at www.sukkot.com. Leave your sukkah up until the end of Simchat Torah.
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It is extremely important that you determine the correct type of differential fluid for your vehicle.  Ask the clerk at your local auto parts store to help you find the correct fluid to use.  Be sure to provide the year, make and model of your vehicle to get the right fluid. Your vehicle’s owner’s manual should also indicate the correct type of differential fluid to use. Be sure the vehicle is parked on a level surface that is strong enough to support the weight of the vehicle centralized beneath the jack.  Black top or concrete are the optimal surfaces.  Slide the jack beneath the vehicle at one of its designated jack points and use the handle to jack the vehicle up off the ground.  If you are unsure of where the designated jack points are for the rear of your vehicle, refer to the owner’s manual for guidance. Never jack up a vehicle on grass, gravel or dirt. Never work beneath a vehicle that is supported only by a jack.  Once the vehicle is jacked up to a sufficient height, slide jack stands under the vehicle at another designated jack point.   Jacks may lower the vehicle unexpectedly while you’re beneath it. Lower the vehicle onto the jack stands slowly to ensure they are positioned correctly. The rear differential is located between the two rear wheels of the vehicle.  While it is not always located directly in the center of the vehicle, it is usually close to the middle.  The differential may resemble a basketball or a pumpkin, prompting some to refer to it as “the pumpkin” of the vehicle.  Along the bottom of the differential there is a bolt that can be removed to drain the fluid. The drain bolt will resemble the one you might remove from an oil pan to drain the oil from the engine.

TL;DR in English: Purchase the right differential fluid. Jack the car up. Support the vehicle with jack stands. Locate the differential and drain bolt.
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Muslim countries are very concerned with respecting defined boundaries between the sexes.  If you are new to Pakistan and its culture, it is best to err on the side of caution when addressing the opposite sex.  Keep in mind that there are strict rules about men addressing women and about women addressing men.  Most Muslim women will not respond to greetings from men outside their families, and many men consider greetings from women, especially non-Muslim women, as very improper and impolite. The complicated Persian and Arabic origin dialects make Urdu a difficult language for non-native speakers.  The accent can vary between regions, but the most appropriate greeting when speaking with a Muslim is the Salam greeting.  Use the phrase "As-Salam-u-Alaikum", which means "Peace be unto you".  This phrase is pronounced “us-saa-laam-muu-alie-kum.” As with other languages, the pronouns in the Salam greeting will change depending on who you are greeting.  For example, the Salam greeting would be different if you are meeting a male business associate versus meeting the girlfriend of a colleague.  To modify the Salam greeting, you must change the “you” in the phrase, which is represented by the “-kum” part of As-Salam-u-Alaikum:  As-Salāmu `alayk(a): use when greeting one male As-Salāmu `alayk(i): use when greeting one female As-Salāmu `alayk(umā): use when greeting two people of any gender As-Salāmu `alayk(unna): use when greeting multiple females only' As-Salāmu `alayk(umu): use when greeting a group of three or more people, where at least one is a male or if you are meeting a member of state such as a prime minister, president, king, etc. Hierarchy is very important in Pakistan so greetings must be extended in a particular order.  This is especially true if you are meeting people for business.  Show respect by arriving on time and greeting the oldest person or the person with the highest position in the organization first.  Then greet people in descending order of age or position.  If you do not know everyone in the...

TL;DR in English: Know the rules about addressing different sexes. Practice your pronunciation. Modify the greeting depending on your audience. Greet people in the appropriate order. Avoid physical contact unless it is initiated. Do not rush the conversation.
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The name of the app will vary depending on what Android device you are using. This will open the contact's details. If you want to delete multiple contacts, you may be able to press and hold the first contact until the selection mode activates, then tap each additional contact you want to select. This functionality varies depending on your device. The location and look of this button will vary, but it can generally be found at the top of the screen. It may say "Delete," or it may look like a trashcan. You may have to tap the ⋮ button first and then select Delete. You'll be prompted to confirm that you want to permanently delete the contact(s) from your device.

TL;DR in English: Tap the Contacts or People app. Tap the contact you want to delete. Tap Delete. Tap Yes to confirm that you want to delete the selected contacts.
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To improve your flexibility you need to stretch on a regular basis. Otherwise, your body will quickly return to its previous, inflexible state.  Stretch five days a week for approximately ten minutes. Don’t feel the need to “make-up” missed stretch time. Too much stretching can be counterproductive. If you miss a day, that’s okay—simply try to do better the following week. Deep, controlled breathing is essential for getting the most out of your stretches and avoiding pain. Breathing deeply brings more oxygen into your lungs which helps remove lactic acid from your muscles.  Before every stretch, take a slow, deep breath. As you move into the stretch, slowly release the breath. When you reach the limit of your stretch take another deep breath in. Slowly release the breath and move slightly further into the stretch. The increased oxygen in your blood should help you move further without additional pain. Contrary to popular wisdom, stretching is more effective and helpful if performed after a workout. This is because muscles stretch more when they’re warmed up and fatigued.  After you’ve completed your aerobic or anaerobic workout, move directly into your ten-minute stretching routine. If you don’t have time to workout before you stretch, take five minutes or so to either go for a walk or simply contract and release your muscles. Even this small amount of warm-up will improve your stretching routine.

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Rinse the berries and discard any that are mushy or rotten.

Talk to some of your coworkers during lunch breaks or coffee breaks and see if anyone is interested in helping you get a social committee started. It may be helpful to have a partner to organize the first meeting and stir up interest in the office. If no one volunteers to help, don’t be discouraged. You can still do it on your own and get people excited about a social committee. Ask your manager if you could schedule a quick meeting to talk about starting a social committee. Avoid just putting all the details in an email because your manager may not answer all the questions you have. If they direct you higher up the chain to another manager, schedule a brief meeting with that person instead. Some questions to ask management include whether you can use work hours for meetings, whether the company will offer funds for the committee to use, and what types of events management is comfortable with you planning. If a manager gives you the go-ahead to get started, send an email to your human resources department to let them know about your plan. Ask if they have any special forms you need to fill out or a list of rules and regulations for workplace committees. Inquire about how to expense purchases made by the committee if your company is offering to reimburse you.

TL;DR in English: Find a partner to help get things off the ground. Schedule a time to talk to management. Contact Human Resources for final approval.
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Stay hydrated by drinking water, juice, and broth throughout the day. Get plenty of rest by staying home from work or school and staying in bed. Try over-the-counter anti-diarrheal medicines like Pepto-Bismol or Immodium A-D to help relieve symptoms. Follow a clear liquid diet of water, broth, juice, and sports drinks until you can handle solid food, then introduce the BRAT diet: bananas, rice, applesauce, and toast.  Avoid fatty foods, dairy, caffeine, alcohol, and artificial sweeteners. Many cases of diarrhea are caused by viruses and will pass in a couple of days. It may also be the result of foodborne illness, which is far more common than you might think. If your symptoms get worse or don't resolve after 48 hours, see your doctor — you may need antibiotics or other medications. Stay hydrated — like with diarrhea, dehydration is the biggest risk when you're sick with vomiting. If you can eat without vomiting, eat small amounts of bland foods like toast, crackers, and jell-o. Once you can keep these down, add rice, cereal, and fruit to your diet. Increase what you eat slowly as your illness improves.  If you're too nauseated to drink anything, try sucking on ice chips to get small amounts of fluids. When you do drink liquids, try to have them at room temperature. Avoid cold or hot drinks. Don't eat spicy or fatty foods, which can further irritate your stomach. Let your stomach calm down after vomiting by waiting for 30 – 60 minutes afterward to eat or drink anything. Don't try heavy solid foods until at least 6 hours after you last vomited. If your stomach upset is from motion sickness, try a medication like Dramamine before traveling. If you have diarrhea or vomiting that lasts over 24 hours, or you cannot keep any liquids down for over 12 hours, see your doctor right away. Seek emergency care if you have any signs or symptoms of dehydration, such as:  Extreme thirst Dry mouth or skin Dark urine, or producing little or no urine Weakness, dizziness, fatigue, lightheadedness A fever of 102°F (39°C) or...

TL;DR in English: Cope with having diarrhea. Ease nausea and vomiting with a gentle diet. Seek emergency medical care if you show signs of dehydration. See your doctor if you have pain or a high fever. Unblock constipation naturally, if possible. Ease acid reflux and heartburn (GERD) with diet and medications, if needed. Soothe indigestion with warm fluids.
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You don't need a tester to see your battery is dead most of the time. When you turn the key or press the start button, you won't get any cranking at all from your engine. Your headlights also won't come on, or if they do, they will be very weak. If your battery is almost dead, the car may crank some but won't actually start. While that's not always the battery, typically it is. Turning the car off before testing the battery is safer and will make the process easier for you. If you're not sure where your battery is, check your owner's manual. Lift the hood and look for a black rectangular box marked with positive (red) and negative (black) terminals. Your battery may be covered with a plastic hood. If it is, refer to your owner's manual. You'll likely need to unscrew a few screws to take it off. Put either device on DC voltage if it's digital. Place the end of the black probe on the negative terminal and the end of the red probe on the positive terminal. Watch the readout on the multimeter. You should be looking at volts on your reader.  If your battery is reading at or above 12.45 volts, your battery is still in good shape, and any problems you may be having are likely caused by something else. If your battery is reading below that, it won't consistently start your car, and you'll likely need to get a new one. A car battery tester will do the same job. All you need to do is place the black clip on the negative terminal and the red clip on the positive terminal. Most auto parts stores will come outside and test your battery for you to see if it's dead. They have a vested interest in doing this because they want you to buy a battery from them!  Most auto parts stores will even put in a new battery for you if you don't know how to do it. If your battery is dead, you can jump it or charge it to get to the store.

TL;DR in English: Look for signs your battery is dead when you start the car. Turn the car off and pop the hood so you can access the battery. Use a multimeter or voltmeter to check your battery. Check your battery at an auto parts store if you don't have a multimeter.
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As a starter, it would be best to let your child feel the excitement that comes from biking by letting them be your little passenger.  While installing a bike seat would seem simple enough, it is important to keep in mind that there will be added weight on your bicycle and hence for starters, you should practice taking them around for a shorter period of time so you will get used to it. This would be a good start as these seats are well equipped with straps not only to keep their bodies in place but even for their feet so that they would not get injured by getting into contact with the bike chains. Bike seats are installed either at the front of the bike and are attached to its “stem” or headset, or it could be attached at the rear, sitting on top of a bike rack.  Front bike seats are connected to the stem, which connects your handlebars to the front fork of your bike.There should be at least a distance of 20 inches (50.8 cm) from your seat tube to the handlebars of the bike to allow sufficient space for the bike seat and the biker’s legs. You must also have ample space in your bike’s head tube for the installation of the seat.  The seat is often recommended for threaded headsets but if your bike has an adjustable thread-less one, it would do as well. Due to the nature of the attachment of the seat, you can place lighter children – preferably between 9 months and 3 years – in front bike seats. You should also take into consideration whether your state laws allow this type of child bike seats to be installed.  There are some states in the US that do not allow children to be seated at the front of a bike. Rear child bike seats on the other hand are installed either directly on to the seat tube or at the top of a bike rack.  Most of these bike seats come with their own installation instructions which can be easily done by a parent.   This type of seat is recommended for children older than 3 years who are still light enough for the seat. Various companies have additional features to their bike seats such as...

TL;DR in English: Consider attaching a child's bike seat to your own bike. Attach the bike seat to either the front or back of the bike. Consider any state laws. Install a rear bike seat.
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Blueberries, raspberries, blackberries, and strawberries are all great options for your parfait. Use what you have available at home, or compile an assortment to equal 3/4 cup (75 grams). Rinse them gently under water and lay them out on paper towels or a clean dishtowel to dry.  You can also easily use frozen berries for your parfait—simply take them out of the freezer about 1 hour before you want to use them so they have time to defrost. You could use other types of fruits, too—sliced bananas or peaches would taste good, as would diced apples topped with a little cinnamon.

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Get rock climbing harnesses with belay loops. Put the harness on correctly. Use a safe locking carabiner with your belay device. Get good climbing shoes. Use climbing chalk.

Develop a routine that suits your schedule, and the more you follow that routine, the more comfortable the environment will feel. If you prefer to work out in the off-hours, continue doing that, or try a workout during peak times once you feel comfortable enough to do so. Working out at the same time every day or week will also help you recognize regulars and employees and find more friendly faces. Once you've established a basic routine with the classes and exercises that fit your needs, let yourself become confident in these activities before trying to master too many new things. Adding in new activities gradually will help keep you from getting overwhelmed and discouraged. Feeling clueless and trying to figure out what to do each time you go to the gym can be a source of anxiety. If you’re having a hard time finding a groove when working out, a personal trainer can help you figure out a routine that works best for you.  Having someone guide you through the workout process helps you know that you’re doing the exercises right and can boost your confidence. Even just five sessions can teach you some new exercises and take some of the guesswork and stress out of working out.

TL;DR in English: Find a time that works for you and stick with it. Build up your skills and comfort level before adding new elements to your workout. Sign up for a personal trainer.
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to give it a more realistic look. If you didn’t buy a wig made specifically for a character, it’s typically a good idea to trim the hair on your synthetic wig. Hold a 1 inch (2.5 cm) section between your index and thumb at the point where you want to cut the hair. Hold a pair of sharp shears horizontally and trim the hair. Repeat until all the hair has been trimmed. Cut off little portions of hair at a time to avoid mistakes.  Cheaper synthetic wigs usually come with blunt cuts, so trimming the hair can give it a more natural appearance. You could also cut bangs into your wig. It’s okay to use minimal heat on a costume wig that won’t be used often. To add some volume and remove kinks, use a round brush and a blow dryer on a low setting. If you want waves, put the synthetic wig into Velcro rollers, and put it into the microwave for no more than 30 seconds. Do not put the wig in the microwave if it has any metal clips attached to it. Cheap synthetic wigs often have an unnatural shine. You can dull the shine a bit by using dry shampoo. Spray all of the wig with the dry shampoo of your choice. Then, use a stainless steel brush to brush through the wig. It’s easiest to do this step when the wig is on a foam head.

TL;DR in English: Trim the wig Use gentle heat styling to add curls or volume. Apply dry shampoo to remove excess shine from the wig.
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Deep, focused breathing is the heart of hatha yoga practice. To begin practicing correct breath, sit in a comfortable position and begin to breathe deeply in through your nose and out through your mouth.  As you inhale, lift your chest and allow your belly to expand. Think of the air filling your lungs from the bottom all the way to the top. When you exhale, press your navel towards your spine and press the air out of your lungs slowly and steadily. Think about the air at the top of your lungs leaving first, then the next layer, and so on. Make a whispered "ha" sound in the back of your throat as you exhale. With practice, you can exhale through your nose while still making this sound in your throat. As you get more skilled, you can try to find a pause after each inhalation and each exhalation, rather than rushing to breathe. In the pause after an inhale, recognize how full of life-giving air you are. After each exhale, feel the opening of space. While technically you don't need anything to do yoga, there are a number of props and other materials that can make it easier for you to get started in the practice.  You probably will want to get a yoga mat, which provides a non-slip surface as well as giving you some padding. You may want to get a thicker mat, such as a pilates mat or a regular exercise mat, if you are new to the practice or if you need more cushioning on a hard floor. You also may want to buy yoga blocks, which can help keep you grounded in bends if you are not flexible enough yet to bend all the way to the floor. Consider also including a couple of towels or a throw blanket with your yoga gear as well. These can be used to cushion your joints, particularly if you have stiff knees. If you're just starting a yoga practice, beginner poses can help you build a better awareness of your body. Most beginner poses don't require tremendous balancing or flexibility, and have longer hold times.  Search online for good beginner poses. There are plenty of free resources online, with photos and step-by-step...

TL;DR in English: Focus on your breath. Get the props you need. Start with basic or beginner postures. Learn about the relationship between hatha yoga and raja yoga.
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In a broad sense, "sin" refers to anything that falls short of the holiness of God. The easiest to spot are usually actions, but sins can also include thoughts and attitudes.  Certain actions are considered sins, but the desire to perform those actions is sinful, as well. For instance, wanting to commit adultery is a sin just as actually committing adultery is. Temptation is not a sin, though. If you're put in a compromising situation with someone you find physically attractive, you may feel tempted to act on that attraction. Actually acting on that attraction and committing adultery as a result, or imagining the act of committing adultery even without doing it, is the sin. Simply feeling tempted to do so is not. Even though mankind was created in the image of God, the fall of Adam and Eve—the first humans—signified the fall of all humanity. As a result, humans are sinful by their very nature. In other words, you don't have to be taught how to sin. Sin is already firmly fixed inside of you at the very core of your being from the time of your birth. When Jesus died on the cross, He carried the sins of humanity with Him. Christ's sacrifice canceled out the debt of original sin. In the Old Testament, animal sacrifices were used as a way to repent for the sins of flesh. Even these sacrifices were imperfect, though, so the stain of original sin still remained. As both Son of God and Son of Man, Jesus became the “perfect sacrifice,” capable of freeing the human soul from the chains and punishment of original sin. " Accepting Christ and being freed from sin does not mean that you will never do another wicked thing ever again. Christ's sacrifice freed your spirit from the shackles of sin. Your flesh—including your body, mind, and heart—will still have to deal with everyday sin. Your soul can be free from sin even though your body still sins. Being free from sin on a soul level should mean that you also seek freedom from sin on a physical level, though, even though it can never be permanently reached.

TL;DR in English: Define sin. Accept the sinful nature of humanity. Understand the significance of Christ's sacrifice. Know what it means to be "free from sin.
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The climber and belayer must both wear harnesses designed and tested for rock climbing. Make sure the harness has a waist belt, tie-in point, belay loop, and buckles.  Some harnesses use the same point for tie-in and the belay loop. You can purchase climbing gear at most stores that sell outdoor recreational equipment. You may be able to rent harnesses and other equipment for indoor climbing at your gym. Many universities that offer outdoor recreational programs will allow students, faculty, staff, or alumni to rent climbing equipment. Step into the harness as you would a pair of pants. Your legs go through the leg loops, with the pair of elastic straps (called risers) that attach the loops to the belt facing the back. Pull the waist belt up over your hips, with the tie-in point and belay loop facing the front. Use the buckles on the waist band and leg loops to adjust the harness so that it fits comfortably. Purchase a locking carabiner that is designed for use as climbing gear. Since the carabiner is the only thing keeping the rope and belay device attached to your harness, it will need to be strong and sturdy. Climbing carabiners are available at stores that sell outdoor recreation equipment. Climbing shoes are designed to be flexible and to have excellent grip. A good climbing shoe should have soft, sticky rubber soles that offer plenty of friction.  You can purchase climbing shoes from outdoor recreation or sporting goods stores. You may also be able to rent climbing shoes at your gym. If you choose to rent climbing shoes, make sure the soles are in good condition. Chalk is useful for reducing moisture on your palms and enhancing your grip, whether you’re climbing or controlling the rope. You can purchase climbing chalk at sporting goods or outdoor recreation stores.  Note that some gyms do not allow chalk or have restrictions on what kind of climbing chalk you can use. Your gym may provide climbing chalk. Call ahead to find out whether you need to bring your own.

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Get her number if you don't already have it. Friend her on social media if you'd prefer. Message her casually asking for a date. Suggest a specific activity if you'd prefer a more planned approach. Use a more exciting approach to suggest something out of the ordinary. Invite her to something you already have plans for.

Seems a little ridiculous, on the outside, huh? What kind of person at rock bottom has the will (or maybe the means) to exercise? But the thing is you can't think of these things in such a linear fashion. In fact, you gotta think backwards. Does the successful person exercise or does the exerciser become successful? Is it the chicken or the egg we should be addressing? The first thing to go when you're down in the dumps is your body. You lie in bed all day, only greeting the sun to tell it to go away. To make matters worse, it's a vicious cycle that only propagates itself. Your body starts to drag and then your mind goes with it. When you exercise, your mind starts taking cues from your body instead of the other way around. You feel better, you look better, and you are better when you exercise -- enabling you to tackle the other parts of this insane world. All of a sudden it becomes hours upon hours of TV dinners, boxed wine, tubs of ice cream, and piles of self-loathing. After the binge, you feel absolutely terrible -- thus forcing the process to repeat. The only thing you can do then is lie on the couch and pray for a release from the impending indigestion. Not very productive, huh? Food should make you feel energized, not lethargic and full of reproach. After a healthy meal, your body feels better and you feel better. Are you noticing a pattern? Getting out of a rock bottom is about feeling good enough (not being good enough) to do something about it. Eating healthy is part of the mental trickery to get your mind speeding down the track to Awesome Town. For the record, this point is not at all endorsing materialism or vanity. That being said, looking good on the outside can make you feel good on the inside. So after you take that shower (post-workout), throw on a nice outfit and go socialize. You've earned it. Knowing you look good can change your outlook on everything -- and how people treat you too (sad, but true). You'll find an inner source of confidence that can ultimately change your behavior (for...

TL;DR in English: Start exercising. Concentrate on eating more healthily. Make an effort on the outside.
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Contact your doctor or your child's pediatrician for a list of recommended speech and language therapists. Your healthcare professional will be able to provide a referral based on the needs of the patient, which allows for a more targeted approach to care. Also, if your doctor provides a referral it is more likely that the professionals will coordinate care to ensure a complete and effective approach to treatment. Most referrals provided by healthcare professionals will be to private clinics. While they tend to have more targeted approaches to care, they also tend to be more costly. If you are looking for a speech therapist for a child who is older than 3, contact the child's school or school district. School districts are responsible for all special education programs (including speech therapy) until the child graduates from high school. Contact the special education department at your child's school to schedule an evaluation or to speak to someone regarding referrals. Early intervention programs service children under 4 years of age, or who are not of school age yet. Every state has a special education department that manages early childhood intervention. Contact your state department directly to receive a list of programs available in your county and area.  The Early Childhood Technical Assistance Center has a list of contact information for each state's special education department.  You do not need a medical diagnosis or professional judgement to make a referral. As soon as a delay is suspected, families are invited to make a referral for services. Local colleges or universities who have audiology or speech therapy programs may offer assessments and treatment provided by college students or interns. The interns are shadowed by fully licensed professionals and are usually under the direction of a fully licensed clinical director.  A few benefits of this option are the ability to help students in their professional endeavors and a lower cost than private providers. One disadvantage of this option includes...

TL;DR in English: Get a referral from your family doctor. Contact your child's school. Utilize an early intervention program. Check with local colleges.
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You could feel the diaper for fullness or "being squishy"  though sometimes the diaper brand may be so absorbent that you wouldn't be able to feel for the fullness and sometimes you could accidentally squeeze out the very thing you didn't want to come out in the first place (e.g. feces, poop). You could look at the diaper or pants the child is wearing for signs of leakage or stains but by then it would probably be too late and diaper rash would have set in and you would have to rummage through all your baby first aid things only to find the empty tube of diaper rash cream. Look down the diaper. This is easier if you have a mobile child.

TL;DR in English: Find a preferred method for checking the status of the diaper.
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The chain rule is a rule for derivatives that you use when the original function combines a function within another function. The chain rule says that, for two functions f(x){\displaystyle f(x)} and g(x){\displaystyle g(x)}, the derivative of the combination of the two can be found as follows: If y=f(g(x)){\displaystyle y=f(g(x))}, then y′=f′(g)∗g′(x){\displaystyle y^{\prime }=f^{\prime }(g)*g^{\prime }(x)}. Using the chain rule requires that you first define the two functions that make up your combined function. For square root functions, the outer function f(g){\displaystyle f(g)} will be the square root function, and the inner function g(x){\displaystyle g(x)} will be whatever appears under the radical sign. For example, suppose you wish to find the derivative of 3x+2{\displaystyle {\sqrt {3x+2}}}. Define the two parts as follows:  f(g)=g=g12{\displaystyle f(g)={\sqrt {g}}=g^{\frac {1}{2}}} g(x)=(3x+2){\displaystyle g(x)=(3x+2)} To apply the chain rule to the square root of a function, you will first need to find the derivative of the general square root function:   f(g)=g=g12{\displaystyle f(g)={\sqrt {g}}=g^{\frac {1}{2}}}  f′(g)=12g−12{\displaystyle f^{\prime }(g)={\frac {1}{2}}g^{-{\frac {1}{2}}}} f′(g)=12g{\displaystyle f^{\prime }(g)={\frac {1}{2{\sqrt {g}}}}}   Then find the derivative of the second function:  g(x)=(3x+2){\displaystyle g(x)=(3x+2)} g′(x)=3{\displaystyle g^{\prime }(x)=3} Recall the chain rule, y′=f′(g)∗g′(x){\displaystyle y^{\prime }=f^{\prime }(g)*g^{\prime }(x)}, and then combine the derivatives as follows:  y′=12g∗3{\displaystyle y^{\prime }={\frac {1}{2{\sqrt {g}}}}*3} y′=12(3x+2∗3{\displaystyle y^{\prime }={\frac {1}{2{\sqrt {(3x+2}}}}*3} y′=32(3x+2{\displaystyle y^{\prime }={\frac {3}{2{\sqrt {(3x+2}}}}}

TL;DR in English: Review the chain rule for functions. Define the functions for the chain rule. Find the derivatives of the two functions. Combine the functions in the chain rule.
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Before you can ask a girl out through text, you'll need to be able to contact her! Get her number from a friend, or ask her for her number if you know her. To play it casually, you can ask her for her number in case you have homework questions or another school-related topic.  Try saying something like, "Hey, can I have your number so we can chat about math class?" Alternatively, you could simply say, "Hey, what's your phone number?" if she seems friendly. If you don't have her number, and aren't sure how to get it, don't worry! She may be reachable on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, Snapchat, or another social media site! Ask her friends which one she uses, and friend her through the site.  Friending people from school is pretty common, so if you're nervous about asking her for her number, this is a great way around that problem! Some people use different last names on social media, so make sure you found the right profile before sending the friend request. Sending a message, whether via text or online messaging system, is a laid-back way of asking her out without a whole lot of pressure. There’s no shame in asking someone on a date through messaging these days, and it gives her a chance to reply when she's available! Leave a private message on social media saying, “Hey, what’s up? I’d like to get to know you better. Would you like to hang out this weekend?”  For example, “Are you free on Tuesday or Wednesday evening?” She may ask “Why?” or respond, “Yes.”  Follow up with, “Why don’t we hang out for a bit? I have some free time.”  If she says yes to hanging out, suggest a time and place. Be prepared for her to suggest a time that works for her, and try to be available when she is. If you aren't, suggest an alternative to keep the date alive! If asking her out for an open-ended date seems to scary, try asking her to go to specific event with you. For example, you might say something like "Hey, do you want to go to a concert on Wednesday?" or "I heard the new horror movie is really scary, would you want to go...

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Look to spiritual or religious icons, idols, or other important representations. Burn certain herbs or scents to dissipate negative energy. Rearrange or change the physical environment of a location.

People tend to show you the very best of themselves during the early stages of a relationship. Chances are that your new partner isn’t going exhibit behavior towards you that reveals his or her tendency to blame others, to have a sense of entitlement, or view themselves as superior. However, you’ll have a better chance of observing the individual exhibit or communicate this type of behavior with others.Pay attention because if you don’t, you’ll probably be next. The blaming partner makes it appear that others are at fault for the negative feelings and misfortune.  You’ll find yourself thinking that you are awesome compared to the other folks they’ve dated in the past. For example, your partner might say, “My last boyfriend was such a downer. We could never have an enjoyable outing.  I’m so glad you’re not like them.” A partner with a sense of entitlement might make a statement such as, “With all that money I spent on my ex girlfriend on all those expensive dates, I deserved to have sex any time that I wanted it!” Be aware that you will likely suffer emotional abuse from an entitled individual because they view their needs and desires to be more important than yours. A partner with a sense of superiority has the potential of being an emotionally abusive partner.  They gain their feelings of superiority by making others appear to be inferior. For example, to show their superiority over a coworker, they might say, “He doesn’t deserve that promotion.  He only attended some little university that know one ever even heard of. I graduated from an ivy league college, for goodness sakes.” Date rape occurs when the assailant and victim are familiar with each other in some way. There’s a very small number of men who commit the majority of date rapes. Typically, these men target women when they are most vulnerable, such as under the influence of alcohol or drugs, or when they are alone.  When you are on a date, avoid drinking to the point of intoxication or being under the influence of drugs. It is best to never leave...

TL;DR in English: Pay attention to red flags. Recognize the potential blamer. Keep an eye out for feelings of entitlement. Avoid partner with inflated egos. Lessen the chances of becoming a victim of sexual assault.
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You could use a non-bendy straw, but the bendy kinds top portion is just the right size. Don't have one of those? Cut off a portion of your straw that's about 2 inches (5 cm) in length. Obviously, you want a white straw. Red stripes could be blood, but only the dimmest of bulbs will be fooled.    Force it to fold in half, forming a crease, and then cut each end to a point. You can make it super pointy and long or you can make it more subtle. How steep of an angle do you want to go for? Do this for both halves of the straw on both the top and bottom.    They should be weakened enough that the two come apart with just a bit of tugging. You now have two fang-like caps for your teeth. Instead of leaving the front and back, cut off one fang on each, leaving a band to wrap around your teeth. If you left both sides, you'd be able to see two different fangs on each tooth. This way, the fang will stay on with the band of straw that wraps behind and the fang will only stick out the front.    Those are the teeth that already come to a point almost naturally. You could put them over other teeth if you really felt like it, but that might not get the vampire point across. These aren't super sturdy. You'll be able to talk and drink (ideally with a straw), and if you eat, try to eat at the back of your mouth. The benefit of these, however, is that they're super easy to take out and put right back in!

TL;DR in English: Cut off the tip of a straw right before the part that bends. Fold it in half and cut the open ends to a point. Pull them apart and cut off one side. Put them over your canines.
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A cold punch bowl will ensure that your punch stays the right consistency for longer. As for the sherbet, the amount depends on the quantity needed. Figure about 1 large scoop of sherbet per person. For a glass just for yourself, chill your favorite glass in the freezer. Take it out along with the sherbet, add in a scoop (or two if you're feeling adventurous), and fill with the appropriate juices. Mix it up and you're good to go! If your sherbet was rock hard out of the freezer, it may take a few minutes to combine. The punch should be just about perfect when the sherbet has just started melting.  For lime sherbet punch, add the ginger ale and pineapple juice. Don't have ginger ale? You could use any lemon-lime or citrus-y soda. For raspberry sherbet punch, add the lemon-lime soda and fruit juice. Raspberry compliments most flavors. For orange sherbet punch, add the ginger ale, orange juice, and pineapple juice. You could also experiment with mango or pomegranate if you'd like. Are your ratios of sherbet to liquid how you like it? Should it be sweeter or tangier? Now is the time to adjust with more sherbet or additional juices. Is it too thick? Too thin? How could it be better? If the recipe doesn't taste like you imagined, get creative! What other juices or sodas could you throw in the mix to get that zing you're looking for? Sherbet punch has a sweet bite that can be quite addictive. You probably won't need to worry about leftovers! These are best served immediately, in chilled glasses if possible. Add a wedge of lemon, lime, orange, or a raspberry or cherry (heck, all 5 if you'd like!) for additional presentation points!

TL;DR in English: Scoop sherbet into a chilled punch bowl. Mix the sherbet and soda/juices until it's a uniform consistency. Give it a taste test. Serve the punch to waiting guests, or just enjoy it by yourself.
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Look for dry grass, leaves, tree bark, pine needles, or any other small flammable materials you can find in the area. Tinder needs to be material that is easy to light and will produce a large flame so you can start your fire. If you find trash or paper in the area, that can make for great tinder as well. Kindling needs to be material that will catch easily when you light your tinder. Use dry sticks, branches, or tree bark to serve as your kindling. You can break larger branches into smaller pieces to use for kindling as well. Before you start your fire, you should collect enough fuel to keep it going. Look for dry wood in the area and stack near where you plan to start your fire so you can easily add more fuel when you need it. Look for dry, brittle wood because fresh or green wood will take longer to catch.  Hardwoods like oak and maple will burn for a long period of time. Dry tree stumps work great as fuel for a fire. Clear dry, even area of leaves, branches, or other items that could catch and spread the fire. Form a teepee structure by bunching up your tinder material and stacking the kindling together around it. Then take your larger fuel logs and lean them against each other to form a frame around the tinder and kindling. Leave a small opening so you can light the tinder. Take a flat piece of wood and scrape a small groove into the center of it. Use another branch to plough up and down the groove to use the friction to build up heat. After a few minutes of work, the heat will ignite the wood. Act fast and light your tinder to start the rest of the fire.  Use a dry piece of wood to make your fire plough. Anchor the fire plough by kneeling on it to keep it still. A fire is going to make it much easier for you to survive in the woods. Use it to keep warm so you don't get hypothermia. Cook your food on the fire and use the heat to boil water to kill any contaminants. Once you get your fire started, try to keep it from going out. When you go to sleep, place a large log on it so the coals will last until morning.

TL;DR in English: Find small, dry material to use as tinder. Gather small twigs and branches to use for kindling. Collect larger logs for fuel. Build a teepee structure with the tinder and kindling. Create a fire plough to ignite the kindling and start the fire. Use a fire to keep warm, cook your food, and purify your water.
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Many people around the world look to spiritual or religious icons and other items as ways to bless themselves, bestow fortune, or clear negative energy from a place. Depending on your faith, you might want to consider one of these items as a way of cleansing negative energy and bestowing the grace of god or god’s fortune on yourself or to clear negative energy from a place.  Visit a shrine or holy place. Use holy water, if you’re Catholic. Set out an idol or picture of a deity that brings you good fortune. For instance, Hindus look toward Lord Ganesh as a deity that removes obstacles. The burning of certain herbs and scents has long been associated with cleaning negative energy. The people of different regions, faiths, and cultures favor different herbs or scents to clear negative energy. As a result, consult local practices or faith leaders.   Consider burning sage. Think about burning frankincense resin. Try burning copal incense sticks. Experiment with smudging. Open your windows and light sage or a combination of sage and other herbs. Gently breathe the sage/herbs in and metaphorically wash your hands in the smoke. Let the herbs burn out. If you associate a place with negative energy, stress, or a bad experience, consider rearranging the physical environment there (if you can). By changing the physical environment, you'll be able to alter the energy and the way you perceive a specific location.   Move furniture around your office to create a new feel. Paint your home or rearrange your furniture to help you disassociate it with a bad experience. Consider Feng Shui as a way of arranging your furniture at home. Through balancing your furniture and promoting flow, you'll create better and more positive energy at home. Clean your car to make it a more structured and happier place to spend time.

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Initiate Request. Input payer data. Send the request.

The age at which you begin to collect Social Security benefits affects the percentage of benefits you will actually receive. Choosing the optimum age at which you should apply for benefits depends on many factors.  Consider your life expectancy and financial picture to decide how long to wait.  Waiting until full retirement age allows you to collect 100 percent of your Social Security benefits.  If you were born before 1938, full retirement age is 65 years old.  For those born in 1938 and after, full retirement age can be up to 67 years of age. To determine your full retirement age, refer to the Social Security Administration’s retirement chart at https://www.ssa.gov/planners/retire/agereduction.html. If you can wait until age 70 to collect Social Security, you can collect an even higher monthly check. For example, persons born after 1943 earn an increased benefit of 8 percent per year of deferral.  You can begin collecting Social Security as young as age 62.  However, you will receive a permanently reduced amount.  If your full retirement age is 67 and you begin collecting at age 62, your benefit amount will be reduced by 30 percent. If you have other financial resources, it makes sense to delay collecting Social Security benefits until you are of full retirement age. If you will have high expenses in your retirement, such as if you devote much of your retirement income to an entrepreneurial goal or if you are in poor health, it may make more sense to begin collecting Social Security benefits at a younger age. This makes sure that you have a steady enough income through this time to support your living expenses. Apply for your Social Security Benefits three months before you want them to begin.  You can choose to begin collecting Social Security before you stop working.  If your full retirement age is over the age of 65 and you want to wait to apply for Social Security, you should still apply for Medicare three months before your 65th birthday.  You can apply for retirement benefits or Medicare online at...

TL;DR in English: Decide when to apply for Social Security benefits. Apply for benefits. Coordinate benefits for your spouse. Provide the required documents. Notify the Social Security Administration (SSA) of any changes that affect your benefits.
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Line up plastic Solo cups along each side of a rectangular table so that each side has the same number of cups. There are two teams in flip cup: one on each side of the table. Players take turn drinking the beer in their cup, then flipping the empty cup on the edge of the table until it lands perfectly upside down on the tabletop. Play flip cup with three or more people on each team – 6+ total. The more flippers on each team, the longer the game will be. Pour each players drink of choice into his or her cup. If no one objects, simply fill each up 1/4 to halfway up with beer. You can adjust the volume of beer to match the amount that each person wants to drink. Keep in mind, however, that the game will be most fair if everyone has to drink the same amount.  If you're going to play multiple rounds of flip cup, consider playing with beer or another relatively low-alcohol beverage. Flip cup is a fast-paced game, and it can be dangerous to play with liquor. If you don't drink alcohol, fill your cups with another beverage of choice. For an easier game, fill the cups with something that you like drinking. For a more difficult game, fill the cups with something that's harder to drink, such as hot sauce. Find your partner and "match up." When each person's cup is equally filled, he or she looks across the table to find someone to "match with." The teams should be equal, and each person should be standing directly across from someone on the other team. Make sure that everyone knows which direction the flipping will go. This game is a relay race, and each round of flip cup always begins at one end of the table and ends at the other end. Each player should know which two players are starting the round, and which two players are the "anchors" at the end.

TL;DR in English: Arrange the cups. Fill the cups. Line up on either side of the table.
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One of the best ways to keep as up to date in the cool world as possible is to keep current with the hippest books, magazines, and online reading. If you expect to act cool, keep tapped into the intellectual hubs of coolness. Find stuff that you like, that will also give you cool cache.    Check out cool books, classics like Kerouac's On the Road, Plath's "The Bell Jar," Marquez's One Hundred Years of Solitude, and more contemporary hip-lit: anything by Tao Lin, Karen Russell, Roberto Bolano, or Haruki Murakami.  Check out cool culture magazines like Vice, Bomb," The Believer, Aesthetica, Oxford American, The Brooklyn Rail, and Interview.    Check out cool culture sites, like The Onion, Aquarium Drunkard, Slate, Narrative, and Brooklyn Vegan. Music is the lifeblood of the cool kids. Maybe nothing can more instantly inject you with cool juice than a taste in hip music and a contemporary knowledge of what's cool. You don't want to be the guy at the party with outdated taste, asking everyone if they've ever heard of Radiohead.   Check out cool archival record labels like Numero Group, Tompkins Square, and Light in the Attic, to learn about old obscurities. While the lame kids go gaga over Mumford and Sons, go deep into Laurel Canyon desert folk, Minneapolis soul comps, and weird ambient music from the 80s. Good and obscure equals cool. Go to local shows and learn about the local scene in your area. If you can get in on the ground level with the next hip band before they get big, you can tell all your friends you knew them back when they were playing in your basement. Cool points +1000. Collect vinyl records, both old and new. CDs are dead, and MP3s lack the cache of a sweet stack of vinyl. Most new records come with download codes anyway, meaning you can still check out the same record on your iPod. Bonus! Don't get too excited about anything, or anybody. Stay cool and aloof, as if you've always got something totally rad happening every night after school, or on the weekends. Just found out you won an...

TL;DR in English: Read cool books and magazines. Listen to cool music. Stay aloof. Commit to nothing and feel free to change your mind regularly. Hang out with musicians, artists, and creative types. Develop quirky or "weird" habits. Go for controlled chaos in your grooming. Go vintage with clothes and entertainment.
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There are many options of insecticide to pick from and the choices may seem daunting. Be careful in choosing as some may be harmful to beneficial insects.  Botanical Bt (Bacillus Thuringiensis) is an organic insecticide that acts as a stomach poison and will not harm other plants or animals. Bt also kills cabbage worms, cabbage loopers, cutworms, and other harmful caterpillars. Pyrethrins are derived from the Chrysanthemum flower and are used to control fleas, flies, moths, ants and other pests. These organic insecticides are safer for human consumption than other inorganic compounds.  Spinosad is a natural substance made by soil bacterium.  This insecticide is effective on tomato worms and pests such as spiders mites, mosquitoes, and ants. There is no right or wrong choice when picking a dust or spray. The size of your infestation and garden are the biggest factors in choosing.  Dusts tend to last longer, provide a better coat, and do not require mixing before application. However, they can be harder to apply and drift to other plants in the wind. Sprays are mostly concentrated or in powder form and require you to mix them with water before use. Once this is done they can be spread quickly over a large area. Each insecticide is different and may require a specific way to apply it.  The most important thing to remember is to read the package of the insecticide you choose for any warnings and environmental factors when applying. With any chemical-based product, test a small section of the plant for sensitivity and wait 24 hours before covering the full area.

TL;DR in English: Decide on the type of insecticide. Decide on a spray or dust. Apply the insecticide to your plants.
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Tap "Transfer" on the bottom menu. On the next screen, tap "Request" on the top. Type in the e-mail address, amount, and an optional message. Do note that standard PayPal transaction fees may apply.

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Use a vegetable brush to scrub the skins, then pat them dry with a towel. Any type of apples will work, but Rome Beauty, Golden Delicious, or Jonagold apples are all great whole roasting apples. Their flesh bakes into a soft, smooth treat you can scoop with a spoon. Use either an apple corer or a paring knife to remove the cores and hollow out the apples. Don't cut all the way through, though. Keep the bottoms intact, since you're going to fill the apples with the remaining ingredients.  If you're using a paring knife, make four deep slices around the stem of the apples. Use a spoon to scoop out the core and seeds. If you accidentally cut through the bottom of an apple, simply reinsert the bottom piece to block the bottom of the hole. Evenly distribute the brown sugar and cinnamon among the four apples. Use a spoon to fill up the center of the apples with the mixture. If desired, add a pinch of salt and a squirt of lemon juice to each one. Evenly distribute the butter cubes among the four apples. Drop the cubes directly into the holes so that they rest on top of the sugar mixture. Pour the hot water into the bottom of a baking dish. This will help the apples roast evenly. Arrange the apples so that they're standing upright in the baking dish. Check the apples with a fork. When they are ready they should be tender, but not mushy. Remove the apples from the oven and allow them to cool for a few minutes. Each apple makes a single dessert for one person. Serve the apples with ice cream or whipped cream.

TL;DR in English: Preheat the oven to 375 degrees Fahrenheit. Wash and dry the apples. Core the apples to within 1/2 inch of the bottom. Fill the apples with brown sugar and cinnamon. Top the apples with butter. Prepare the apples for baking. Bake the apples for 35 minutes. Serve the apples.
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If the hole is frayed into the seam line or somewhere in the middle of the garment (other than a seam), then you will need to reinforce the area. Cut to size a small piece of fabric of the same weight and color of the garment. Lay the patching fabric under the hole, right side up. Then, bring the edges of the hole as close together as possible, without puckering the hole. Use a small zig zag stitch on the sewing machine to stitch around the edges of hole, catching as much fabric (patch and garment) as possible to make the patch hold. This isn't going to be a "pretty fix," but it should be serviceable. If the garment is casual, you can buy extra fabric in a contrasting color or pattern and sew patches in several areas to make the hole patch look decorative. Do this patch from the outside of the garment, or use appliqués in the same manner to add a designer touch.

TL;DR in English: Use a reinforcing patch.
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Body casts can be difficult to deal with and keep clean, especially when going to the bathroom. You want to make sure that if you or your child has a body cast, you do not get urine on the cast.  Find a way to prevent splashing urine onto the cast, such as toilet paper in the bedpan. Make sure no urine rolls along the skin into the cast. Wipe away the urine immediately. You may want to use something to help with the smell of the cast or to help keep it clean. However, don’t do this. This can lead to more grime and problems, especially inside the cast. Keep those types of things away from the cast. For example, don’t place lotions, powder, or deodorants on, inside, or near the cast. Though taking care of a fiberglass or plaster cast is similar, there are important distinctions between the two. Make sure you know what kind of cast you have and the type of liner you have so you can care for your cast properly.  Fiberglass casts can hold up better if they happen to get wet. However, you should not submerge them in water, go swimming with them, or take a shower with them if you have a normal liner. The liner can get wet and irritate or cause sores on your skin inside the cast. Some fiberglass casts come with waterproof liners. If you have a waterproof liner, you may be able to submerge it in water, but only with your doctor's approval. For example, you may be able to go swimming or take a bath with it. Plaster casts cannot get wet. Water can damage the cast and cause problems. It may even possibly cause the cast to dissolve and fall apart. You should take care to always keep your plaster cast dry. If you get the cast completely wet somehow, you may need to see a doctor. Sometimes, a wet cast will completely dry, but often, a wet cast won’t dry completely, and it will cause sore spots on your skin inside the cast.  You should call the doctor if you notice:  Pain and tightness in the injured limb Numbness or tingling in the injured hand or foot Burning or stinging under the cast Injured fingers or toes of injured...

TL;DR in English: Use care with body casts when going to the bathroom. Avoid using deodorizers. Determine the type of cast you have. Know when to see the doctor.
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Many dogs know obedience commands. Of course, you will know if your own dog knows commands such as sit, down, stay, and no. Communication can sometimes be the key to better understanding and a problem solved.  Verbal restraint is very valuable in those instances where a dog might get loose and start running. A well trained dog can be recalled with "come" if it is running towards danger. Proper training at an early age can help you gain this valuable restraint over your dog. Use verbal communication first but it can also be combined with other restraint techniques. Collars can be used to restrain dogs if the animal just needs general restraint. However, collars can be slipped out of, as dogs can twist trying to get away and hurt themselves or the people handling them. Never hold the collar around the neck of a dog with protruding eyeballs (like Pugs.) If they struggle you can literally cause their eye balls to pop out of the socket, injuring the eyes and in extreme cases causing blindness. Harnesses, which fit around the dog’s chest in front of and behind the front legs, are a great choice for restraint. They do not put pressure on the dog's neck like a collar does. This is a big plus for dogs with trachea that collapse or for dogs that pull very hard when on the leash. A dog is less likely to slip out of a harness than they are with a collar. In general, a harness gives a more secure and safer hold on a dog.

TL;DR in English: Use verbal restraint first. Use a collar to restrain your dog. Use a harness to restrain your dog.
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If you're not interested in playing any of the single player content, you can unlock Wolf after playing 450 Vs. Brawl matches. Once the 450th match has been completed, Wolf will challenge the winner of the match to a fight. After you reach the match requirement, Wolf will challenge the victor to a fight. Once you beat him one-on-one, you will be able to select him from the Character Select screen.

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Soften 2 US tbsp (30 mL) of butter in the microwave.

You can either use a microwave-safe bowl or create a double boiler. Stir the chocolate to make sure everything is melted evenly. Prick them in the center, just enough to pick them up from the parchment paper and hold.  If you're wanting to present the cake balls on a stick, it's recommended to use lollipop sticks, which can be found in specialty baking aisles. Dip about 1/2 inch (1.27 cm) of the stick into the melted chocolate prior to inserting them into the cake balls. If you're wanting to present the cake balls in decorative individual wrappers, poke them with toothpicks. While holding the lollipop stick or toothpick, submerge the cake ball into the melted chocolate. When lifting it back up, gently lift them in a swirling motion or give them a gentle shake. If you are using toothpicks, remove them from the balls. Add a very small amount of extra melted chocolate to cover the holes. You can use the back of a spoon to evenly spread out any extra coating as well. Place the chocolate covered cake ball in the same place on the waxed paper. Pick up the next one and repeat the dipping until everything is covered.

TL;DR in English: Melt the chocolate. Insert sticks into the cake balls. Dip the cake balls. Repeat with the rest.
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A new playlist will appear under the Playlists category in the left navigation menu. When you create the playlist, the name will automatically be highlighted, allowing you to enter any name you want. Once you’ve given it a name, it’s time to add some songs! Browse through your library and drag any songs, albums, or artists that you want to add over to the playlist icon. New songs will added to the bottom of the list. Click on your playlist to see the list of all of the songs. You can click and drag songs around the playlist to reorganize the list how you see fit.

TL;DR in English: Click File and select “Create playlist”. Name your playlist. Add files to your new playlist. Organize your playlist.
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One of the best parts of making your own perfume is making a scent that you love. Decide if you’d prefer a floral, musky, or energizing scent. Then, pick 1-3 oils to blend together in your perfume to make the scent.  If you’re interested in make a floral scent, try mixing lavender and peony, or just sticking with 1 floral scent. For a more sensual scent, combine amber and vanilla. If you want to create a refreshing scent, choose 1-2 citrus fruits, like lime, orange, or grapefruit. Get an alcohol that is over 180 proof, such as rectified spirits, and use a pipette or dropper to add 20-25 drops of your oils to a small bowl containing the "carrier" alcohol. Try to balance the scents so that the scent that you want to stand out has more drops. Then, stir the oil and alcohol mixture to combine everything thoroughly.  This creates a 2% dilution of oils, which is safe for use on your skin. For a sample mixture, if you’re making a lemongrass scent with peppermint, use 10 drops of peppermint and 15 drops of lemongrass in 2 fluid ounces (59 mL) of rectified spirits to make the lemongrass the dominant scent. In general, the ratio of the oils will depend on your personal preference. You can always adjust the scent by adding more essential oils if it isn’t strong enough. If you add more than 2-3 extra drops, you should also add at least 0.5 fluid ounces (15 mL) of rectified spirits. Carefully add the dilution to the bottom of the bottle, using a funnel or pipette to prevent spills. Leave the bottle open to prepare for adding the alcohol. If you do spill some of the dilution, don’t worry. The dilution will still be intact since you mixed it before adding it to the bottle. Once you’ve added your diluted oils, top off the bottle with a high-proof alcohol, like vodka or grain alcohol, leaving about 1⁄2 inch (1.3 cm) of head space in case you want to add more oil. It might be helpful to use a funnel to add the alcohol to the bottle to prevent spills.  High-proof alcohol has little to no scent, and will combine with the oils to...

TL;DR in English: Pick 1-3 essential oils for your perfume. Dilute 20-25 drops of oils with 2 fluid ounces (59 mL) of rectified spirits. Pour the dilution into the bottle. Pour the alcohol into the bottle, leaving a little headspace. Spray the perfume and adjust the scent by adding oils if necessary. Store the bottle in a cool, dark place.
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If you see a black spider in or near your home that has a bright red hourglass marking on its abdomen, you’ve spotted a Black Widow spider. These are extremely dangerous and are potentially fatally venomous. Be extra careful around the outside of your home if you live in a temperate climate and have woodpiles; Black Widows are most frequently found there. If you see a long-legged brown spider that has a violin shape on its head, then you’ve most likely come across a Brown Recluse spider. These are very dangerous spiders who have an extremely venomous bite. Brown Recluses like to lurk in dimly lit areas such as clothing, so be wary when you’re putting on old socks or shoes. Mouse spiders can get up to 1-1 ½ inches in length. You might be dealing with a female if you notice big fangs and a big, stocky build and you might be dealing with a male if you notice a slimmer version with a bright red head. They are venomous and have an especially painful bite. Wolf spiders have what looks similar to a map of the United Kingdom on their back, except brown or grey in color. Although they aren’t as aggressive as other dangerous spiders, their bites are still venomous. Don’t squish this type of spider because the females carry their young on their backs. Keep an eye out for Wolf spiders in your garden. Black House spiders are usually either a dark brown or black color, appear velvety, and like dry, secluded areas. Be cautious around windowsills and in sheds, because they’re often found there. Their venomous bites can make you nauseous and give you a headache. If you see a chevron-patterned spider in your basement, it might be a Hobo spider. The females are a little rounder and the males have two palpi that look like boxing gloves. These spiders have initially painless bites, but make sure to take action quickly if you think you’ve been bitten by one. A day after the bite, your skin may blister and you may get a bad headache.

TL;DR in English: Spot Black Widows by their red hourglass mark. Look out for Brown Recluses’ violin-like mark. Identify Mouse spiders by their large size. Look for a union jack impression on a Wolf spider’s back. Identify Black House spiders by their velvet-like texture. Spot Hobo spiders by their chevron pattern.
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Place the butter in a microwave-safe bowl and heat it in the microwave for 10 seconds at a time. Check the firmness of the butter after each 10-second increment. Depending on the power of your microwave, it may only take 1 heat cycle to soften the butter. The butter does not need to be completely melted; it only needs to be soft enough so that it can be easily mixed with the other ingredients.

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