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@@ -8,7 +8,7 @@ sg_001_006,001,001/001_006.opus,5.711,哈哈哈，好一個古今多少事，都
 sg_001_007,001,001/001_007.opus,4.917,一部《三國演義》，係講魏蜀吳三國嘅歷史。
 sg_001_008,001,001/001_008.opus,7.677,由東漢靈帝中平元年，即係公元一八四年，黃巾起義嗰陣開始。
 sg_001_009,001,001/001_009.opus,10.742,一直寫到晉武帝太康元年，即係公元二八零年嘞，吳國滅亡嗰陣為止，差唔多成個世紀咁長。
-sg_001_010,001,001/001_010.opus,3.842,佢哋而家呢，有成一千八百年咁耐嘞。
+sg_001_010,001,001/001_010.opus,3.842,距離而家呢，有成一千八百年咁耐嘞。
 sg_001_011,001,001/001_011.opus,4.250,你話多少英雄豪傑啊，已經化為烏有。
 sg_001_012,001,001/001_012.opus,5.913,但係佢哋嘅事蹟，就好似滾滾長江一直流傳到今日。
 sg_001_013,001,001/001_013.opus,10.306,而家講起桃園結義、三英戰呂布、火燒赤壁、六出祁山等等，嗨真係感慨好多啊。

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+00:00:00,551 --> 00:00:04,148
+前文再續啊書接上一回啊。
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+2
+00:00:06,138 --> 00:00:13,728
+話說康熙突然間個手一鬆，茶杯哐一聲跌咗喺地，康熙亦吖噉叫咗一聲。
+
+3
+00:00:14,828 --> 00:00:17,304
+鰲拜打過突佢話：皇上。
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+4
+00:00:17,829 --> 00:00:28,016
+兩個字啱啱出口唧，身後十二名小太監已經一齊撲上嚟，捉手、摱膊、抱腰、掹腳，同時進攻。
+
+5
+00:00:28,942 --> 00:00:32,859
+康熙哈哈大笑話：鰲少保因住啊。
+
+6
+00:00:33,690 --> 00:00:43,894
+鰲拜以為少年皇帝指使啲小太監試佢功夫啫，微微一笑，雙手打橫一揮，四名小太監啊即刻跌咗出去。
+
+7
+00:00:44,321 --> 00:00:48,264
+佢都仲唔敢太過使力啊，怕打傷班小太監。
+
+8
+00:00:49,079 --> 00:00:54,367
+佢左腿輕輕一掃，又掃低咗兩名，跟住就哈哈大笑嘞。
+
+9
+00:00:55,318 --> 00:01:01,302
+其餘嗰啲小太監記住皇上話過如果輸咗，十二個人一齊斬首嘅。
+
+10
+00:01:02,099 --> 00:01:06,630
+於是就出盡咗飲奶嘅力，緊緊噉攬實佢條腰同腳。
+
+11
+00:01:07,634 --> 00:01:13,006
+韋小寶早就匿埋喺佢身後，睇準佢個太陽穴，搏命一錘。
+
+12
+00:01:14,220 --> 00:01:20,449
+鰲拜只覺得一陣頭暈，個心又已經嬲嘞：呢啲小太監認真無禮！
+
+13
+00:01:21,070 --> 00:01:25,140
+佢左手突然間掃出，將三個小太監猛推開去。
+
+14
+00:01:25,580 --> 00:01:28,693
+點知轉過身嚟，心口又中咗韋小寶一拳。
+
+15
+00:01:29,799 --> 00:01:33,453
+韋小寶呢兩下偷襲，手法就算得極之快。
+
+16
+00:01:34,140 --> 00:01:40,618
+但係佢全無力道，打中嘅雖然係鰲拜嘅要害地方，不過就冇啲效用嘅。
+
+17
+00:01:41,406 --> 00:01:48,817
+鰲拜見到偷襲自己嘅人，竟然係皇帝貼身嘅小太監，隱隱約約覺得有啲不妙嘞。
+
+18
+00:01:49,066 --> 00:01:53,070
+但係畢竟唔信皇帝要呢一班細佬哥嚟捉拿自己。
+
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+00:01:53,887 --> 00:01:57,827
+佢左掌一伸，對住韋小寶右膊撳落去。
+
+20
+00:01:58,908 --> 00:02:08,747
+韋小寶使一招覺後空空，左掌喺鰲拜面前揚咗兩揚，鰲拜一低頭，啪一聲，心口已經中咗一腳。
+
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+00:02:09,661 --> 00:02:18,994
+韋小寶呢就吖聲大叫啊，原來呢一腳踢正佢心口呢就好似踢咗一埲牆噉，自己隻腳呢，痛到唔知幾緊要。
+
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+00:02:20,059 --> 00:02:24,138
+鰲拜見到佢連氣使出殺着，又驚又嬲。
+
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+00:02:24,711 --> 00:02:33,217
+喺搏鬥嘅時候，亦嚟唔切去想皇帝係咩用意嘞，只係想推開班小太監嘅糾纏，將韋小寶收拾咗先。
+
+24
+00:02:34,088 --> 00:02:41,630
+但係嗰班小太監，攬腰個攬腰，拉腳個拉腳，捹甩咗幾名，其餘嗰啲又撲翻上嚟。
+
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+00:02:42,585 --> 00:02:47,194
+康熙拍住手笑住話：鰲少保，怕你會輸啊。
+
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+00:02:47,669 --> 00:02:52,410
+鰲拜舉起拳頭，正話要對住韋小寶個頭頂打落去㗎喇。
+
+27
+00:02:52,930 --> 00:02:59,531
+聽見康熙噉樣講個心諗：原來係同我玩嘅啫，我點能夠同班細路嚟真㗎？
+
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+00:02:59,949 --> 00:03:06,297
+手臂一偏，勁力就稍為收咗，啪一聲，呢一拳就打落韋小寶個右膊。
+
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+00:03:06,977 --> 00:03:11,152
+佢只係使咗一成力啫，但係佢力大無窮啊。
+
+30
+00:03:11,752 --> 00:03:20,376
+當年戰陣之中同明軍交鋒，雙手捉起明軍官兵啊四便亂掟，真係來去如風當者披靡。
+
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+00:03:21,268 --> 00:03:25,622
+韋小寶只係馬馬虎虎噉學過幾個月武功，噉又係個細路。
+
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+00:03:26,116 --> 00:03:30,623
+雖然有一班小太監幫手啊，又點係佢對手呢？
+
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+00:03:30,952 --> 00:03:39,148
+呢一拳打落嚟，韋小寶舂一舂，成個人向前跌倒啊順勢左踭撞出，就撞正鰲拜嘅腰眼。
+
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+00:03:40,169 --> 00:03:45,048
+鰲拜笑住鬧佢：哈哈你呢個細路，都真係狡猾噃。
+
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+00:03:45,484 --> 00:03:48,036
+右手喺韋小寶背脊輕輕一推。
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+00:03:48,635 --> 00:03:55,949
+韋小寶噼啪噉啊𢴈喺地，佢企翻起身嘅時候，手上已經多咗一把匕首，向住鰲拜撲上去。
+
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+00:03:56,781 --> 00:04:03,639
+鰲拜驀然間見到佢手上多咗一把擸擸亮嘅刀，窒咗一窒，就喝佢話：你，你做乜嘢啊？
+
+38
+00:04:04,368 --> 00:04:08,469
+韋小寶笑住話：我用刀，你空手我哋嚟鬥下啦。
+
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+00:04:08,861 --> 00:04:12,732
+你快啲放開把刀，皇上面前唔准用凶器。
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+00:04:13,287 --> 00:04:14,897
+好啦，放咪放。
+
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+00:04:15,372 --> 00:04:17,736
+噉裝成將匕首插翻落靴筒噉。
+
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+00:04:18,468 --> 00:04:22,016
+呢個時候仍然有七八個小太監扭住咗鰲拜。
+
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+00:04:22,416 --> 00:04:30,860
+韋小寶突然間向前一跌，似乎企唔穩噉，噉啊成個人向住鰲拜撞過去，挺刀向前㓤，想㓤佢個肚。
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+00:04:31,691 --> 00:04:38,397
+點知鰲拜應變迅捷���迅速異常噉一縮，噉呢一刀就只係㓤中佢大髀。
+
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+00:04:39,103 --> 00:04:45,141
+鰲拜一聲怒哮，雙手捹甩三名小太監，一下就叉住韋小寶條頸。
+
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+00:04:46,650 --> 00:04:56,549
+康熙見到韋小寶同埋班小太監搞唔掂鰲拜，唔對路喇，就繞到去鰲拜背後拔出匕首，一刀插入佢嘅背枚。
+
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+00:04:57,481 --> 00:05:05,711
+鰲拜猛然間覺得背枚有啲痛，立即背肌一收，噉康熙呢一刀呢，就㓤歪咗，未㓤中要害。
+
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+00:05:06,398 --> 00:05:14,371
+鰲拜順手掟開韋小寶，拂噉好似旋風一樣轉過身嚟，面前一個少年正係皇帝啊。
+
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+00:05:15,479 --> 00:05:18,967
+鰲拜打個突，康熙即刻跳開兩步。
+
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+00:05:19,410 --> 00:05:27,510
+鰲拜大叫一聲，終於明白皇帝要攞自己條命啊，拼死咯，對住康熙揮拳就打。
+
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+00:05:28,448 --> 00:05:29,900
+康熙側身避開咗。
+
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+00:05:30,274 --> 00:05:36,826
+鰲拜捉住兩名小太監，將佢哋嘅頭殼對頭殼啪一撞，兩個人當堂頭骨破裂。
+
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+00:05:37,488 --> 00:05:41,996
+佢跟住左手一拳，直情打穿一名小太監嘅胸膛。
+
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+00:05:42,361 --> 00:05:46,564
+右腳連踢幾下，將四名小太監啊踢到撞埋牆壁。
+
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+00:05:46,751 --> 00:05:50,680
+一個二個筋折骨斷，吭都冇吭一聲就死咗咯。
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+00:05:51,363 --> 00:05:58,329
+跟住左腳𨅝落一名攬實佢右腳嘅小太監嘅肚處，嗰個小太監當堂啊肚裂腸斷。
+
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+00:05:59,024 --> 00:06:05,332
+佢眨眼之間，連殺八人啊，剩低嗰四名小太監嚇到傻晒，都唔知點好嘞。
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+00:06:06,383 --> 00:06:11,570
+韋小寶舉起匕首向佢撲過去，鰲拜左拳直擊而出。
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+59
+00:06:12,143 --> 00:06:18,725
+韋小寶只覺得一浸勁風撲面而嚟，氣都喘唔過，就用匕首想插佢隻手。
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+60
+00:06:18,974 --> 00:06:24,881
+鰲拜隻手微微一斜，避開匕首，跟住一拳擊出，噉啊打中韋小寶左膊。
+
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+00:06:25,290 --> 00:06:32,231
+打到韋小寶成個人飛起啊，掠過書枱一跤就𢴈喺香爐上便，當堂爐灰飛揚。
+
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+00:06:33,463 --> 00:06:38,804
+康熙啊始終十分沉着，佢使開八卦游龍掌同鰲拜游鬥。
+
+63
+00:06:39,727 --> 00:06:49,574
+但係康熙喺呢路掌法上嘅造詣呢就好有限啫，更兼係遇到鰲拜噉嘅天生神勇嘅猛將，實在並冇幾大用處嘅。
+
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+00:06:50,231 --> 00:06:56,864
+鰲拜畀佢打中咗兩掌都毫不在乎，突然間佢左腳一踢，踢中康熙右腿。
+
+65
+00:06:57,299 --> 00:06:59,568
+康熙企唔穩嘞，向前趴低。
+
+66
+00:07:00,132 --> 00:07:06,760
+鰲拜大叫一聲啊：大家一齊死咗算喇！雙拳對住康熙頭頂擂落去。
+
+67
+00:07:07,676 --> 00:07:13,676
+康熙同埋韋小寶扭打過好長時間，應變嘅身法就極之純熟迅捷。
+
+68
+00:07:14,330 --> 00:07:18,599
+見到鰲拜拳頭到唄，即刻一趢，就趢到書枱底。
+
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+00:07:19,500 --> 00:07:24,503
+鰲拜左腳飛起，踢開書枱，右腿連環，正話想踢康熙。
+
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+00:07:24,952 --> 00:07:28,930
+突然間，灰塵飛揚雙眼裏便冚𠾴唥都係幼灰。
+
+71
+00:07:29,321 --> 00:07:32,912
+鰲拜呱呱聲大叫，用手啊亂咁捽雙眼。
+
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+00:07:33,197 --> 00:07:37,288
+同時右腳呢就飛快噉向前踢，怕敵人乘機進攻。
+
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+00:07:37,848 --> 00:07:45,100
+原來韋小寶見到事態咁緊急，走去香爐裏便就揦起兩紮爐灰，對住鰲拜就撒過去。
+
+74
+00:07:45,801 --> 00:07:50,310
+香爐灰就好幼嘅，一落入鰲拜雙眼即時就散開。
+
+75
+00:07:50,710 --> 00:07:58,912
+鰲拜突然間又覺得左臂一痛，原來韋小寶用把匕首掟佢，就㓤唔中佢心口要害就插咗入佢手臂。
+
+76
+00:07:59,819 --> 00:08:04,518
+呢個時候，書房裏便枱翻凳倒，七國咁亂啊。
+
+77
+00:08:05,222 --> 00:08:09,775
+韋小寶見到鰲拜背後有張椅，正係皇帝平時坐嗰張龍椅。
+
+78
+00:08:10,068 --> 00:08:16,306
+咪即刻出力捧起個青銅香爐，跳上龍椅對準鰲拜後腦，搏命噉𢱕落去。
+
+79
+00:08:17,299 --> 00:08:22,727
+呢個香爐啊係唐代嘅古物，至少都有成三十幾斤重。
+
+80
+00:08:23,442 --> 00:08:26,109
+鰲拜雙眼就睇唔到嘢就難以閃避。
+
+81
+00:08:26,611 --> 00:08:32,144
+啪噉一聲，𢱕中佢頭頂，鰲拜個身一晃就𢴈倒喺地暈咗咯。
+
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+00:08:32,482 --> 00:08:36,441
+香爐都打到裂喇，吖鰲拜呢居然頭骨唔碎噃。
+
+83
+00:08:37,077 --> 00:08:40,628
+康熙好歡喜啊佢話：小桂子，你真係使得嘞。
+
+84
+00:08:41,342 --> 00:08:47,245
+佢早係準備咗牛筋同繩索㗎嘞，就連忙喺冧倒嗰張書枱櫃桶就攞咗出嚟；
+
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+00:08:47,654 --> 00:08:51,874
+同韋小寶兩個人夾手夾腳，噉啊將鰲拜嘅手腳都綁實。
+
+86
+00:08:52,654 --> 00:08:59,566
+韋小寶呢已經嚇到全身都係冷汗，手腳都嘀嘀震，想拉緊繩索都使唔出力啊。
+
+87
+00:08:59,718 --> 00:09:04,540
+噉同康熙兩個人啊你睇我我睇你，都係歡喜到不得了。
+
+88
+00:09:05,302 --> 00:09:14,249
+鰲拜冇幾耐就醒翻喇，佢大聲嗌：我係忠臣，我冇罪啊！噉樣陰謀害我，我死都唔服啊！
+
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+00:09:15,189 --> 00:09:20,846
+韋小寶喝佢話：你造反，帶埋刀嚟到上書房，罪該萬死！
+
+90
+00:09:21,534 --> 00:09:24,007
+鰲拜大叫話：我冇帶刀啊。
+
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+00:09:24,473 --> 00:09:32,362
+你仲話冇帶刀，你身上唔係明明帶住兩把刀咩？背脊一把，手臂上面一把，仲敢話冇帶刀你？
+
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+00:09:33,316 --> 00:09:37,373
+韋小寶強詞奪理，鰲拜啊點拗得佢過吖。
+
+93
+00:09:38,101 --> 00:09:47,427
+何況鰲拜嘅頭頂畀銅香爐重重一𢱕，背脊同手臂呢分別插咗一刀，雖然唔係致命啊，不過受傷亦唔輕嘅。
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+00:09:47,747 --> 00:09:51,082
+佢情急起嚟只係氣急敗壞噉大嘈大叫唧。
+
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+00:09:52,410 --> 00:09:55,677
+康熙見到十二名小太監死剩四個人就話：
+
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+00:09:56,530 --> 00:10:02,362
+你哋都親眼睇見㗎啦，鰲拜呢個嘢犯上作亂，竟然想殺我。
+
+97
+00:10:03,219 --> 00:10:07,337
+四個小太監都驚到乜嘢噉，面如土色。
+
+98
+00:10:07,515 --> 00:10:10,251
+噉其中有一個人話：係，係。
+
+99
+00:10:10,730 --> 00:10:13,360
+其餘嗰三個人啊連一句説話都講唔出喇。
+
+100
+00:10:13,962 --> 00:10:20,114
+康熙話：你哋出去宣我旨意，召康親王傑書同索額圖兩個人入嚟。
+
+101
+00:10:20,625 --> 00:10:26,603
+先頭嘅事一句説話都唔准提起，如果有洩露風聲，因住你哋嘅人頭。
+
+102
+00:10:27,194 --> 00:10:29,331
+噉四名小太監應咗就出去嘞。
+
+103
+00:10:30,080 --> 00:10:40,296
+鰲拜仲喺度大叫噃：冤枉啊！冤枉啊！皇上親手殺我顧命大臣，先帝有知必定唔會放過你㗎！
+
+104
+00:10:41,583 --> 00:10:45,929
+康熙面色都黑晒噉話：想個法子等佢唔能夠亂講。
+
+105
+00:10:46,830 --> 00:10:48,793
+韋小寶應咗聲話：係。
+
+106
+00:10:49,411 --> 00:11:01,394
+就行過去伸出左手，捻實鰲拜嘅鼻哥，噉鰲拜擘大個口唞氣啦，韋小寶用右手拔起佢手臂上面嗰把匕首，喺佢嘴裏便啊亂咁㓤幾下。
+
+107
+00:11:01,679 --> 00:11:05,774
+又喺地下揦起兩紮香爐灰，夾硬塞落佢嘅嘴處。
+
+108
+00:11:06,748 --> 00:11:12,349
+鰲拜喉嚨頭嗰處嘰里咕咯幾聲，幾乎連呼吸都塞埋啊，仲邊度講得出説話呢？
+
+109
+00:11:13,101 --> 00:11:18,475
+韋小寶又拔起佢背脊嗰把匕首，噉啊將一雙匕首一拍噉插喺枱面。
+
+110
+00:11:18,787 --> 00:11:25,497
+佢自己就守住鰲拜身邊，如果見到佢稍為有啲作怪呢，即刻就用匕首㓤佢幾下。
+
+111
+00:11:26,847 --> 00:11:30,004
+康熙見到大事已經定嘞個心好歡喜。
+
+112
+00:11:30,524 --> 00:11:39,072
+又一諗：哎呀如果唔係小桂子用計，而家自己畀佢殺咗咯。諗落都不禁打個冷震啊。
+
+113
+00:11:40,487 --> 00:11:45,507
+等咗好耐下，四名小太監啊宣召康親王同索額圖入嚟。
+
+114
+00:11:46,054 --> 00:11:56,543
+兩個人一行到入去上書房，見到死屍狼藉遍地血污，驚到不得了，即刻跪低猛咁叩頭一齊話：皇上萬福金安。
+
+115
+00:11:57,349 --> 00:12:03,113
+康熙話：鰲拜大逆不道，帶刀入宮，膽敢向朕行兇。
+
+116
+00:12:03,689 --> 00:12:10,951
+好在祖宗保佑，尚膳監小太監小桂子會同眾太監，力拒兇逆，將佢捉住唧。
+
+117
+00:12:11,298 --> 00:12:13,902
+點樣善後，你哋睇下點做就點做啦。
+
+118
+00:12:14,749 --> 00:12:20,850
+康親王同索額圖，向來同鰲拜唔啱嘅，畀佢排斥好耐㗎喇。
+
+119
+00:12:21,602 --> 00:12:26,456
+今日突然間見到宮廷發生咁大嘅變故，真係又驚又喜。
+
+120
+00:12:26,625 --> 00:12:37,794
+噉啊再三向皇帝請安，話自己疏於防範罪過重大，好彩皇帝洪福齊天，百神呵護，鰲拜兇謀不能得逞噉。
+
+121
+00:12:38,592 --> 00:12:45,354
+康熙話：行刺嘅事你哋不必向外人提起喇，以免嚇親太皇太后同皇太后。
+
+122
+00:12:45,887 --> 00:12:49,556
+傳咗出去，反而使到漢官同啲百姓笑話。
+
+123
+00:12:50,268 --> 00:12:55,832
+鰲拜呢個嘢罪大惡極，就算冇今日嘅事啊，早就罪不容誅嘞。
+
+124
+00:12:56,550 --> 00:13:00,460
+康親王同索額圖都叩頭話：係，係。
+
+125
+00:13:01,153 --> 00:13:02,986
+不過個心呢都懷疑啊：
+
+126
+00:13:03,649 --> 00:13:13,578
+鰲拜呢個嘢天生神勇，係我滿洲第一勇士，真係要行刺皇上，點會畀幾名小太監捉住呢？
+
+127
+00:13:13,960 --> 00:13:16,802
+其中，必定另有別情嘅。
+
+128
+00:13:17,872 --> 00:13:23,140
+好在佢兩個都巴不得重重處分鰲拜，噉有咩內情啊不必多問喇。
+
+129
+00:13:23,531 --> 00:13:27,447
+何況皇帝噉樣講，又有邊個膽敢問多一聲呢？
+
+130
+00:13:28,330 --> 00:13:37,587
+康親王話：啟奏皇上，鰲拜呢個傢伙黨羽甚多，必須要一網成擒，防範佢有其他變故。
+
+131
+00:13:38,124 --> 00:13:42,358
+由索大人就喺呢處護駕，半步都唔好離開聖駕。
+
+132
+00:13:42,887 --> 00:13:49,367
+奴才就去傳達旨意，將鰲拜嘅黨羽都捉起嚟，聖意以為如何呢？
+
+133
+00:13:49,979 --> 00:13:52,278
+康熙岌一岌頭話：好極。
+
+134
+00:13:53,104 --> 00:13:54,757
+噉康親王就離開。
+
+135
+00:13:55,411 --> 00:13:58,269
+索額圖仔細噉打量小桂子佢話：
+
+136
+00:13:58,833 --> 00:14:03,591
+小公公，你今日護駕嘅功勞，真係好大好大啊。
+
+137
+00:14:04,327 --> 00:14:09,879
+小桂子話：呢啲係皇上嘅福氣啫，我哋做奴才嘅有咩功勞吖？
+
+138
+00:14:10,799 --> 00:14:19,152
+康熙見到韋小寶並唔居功，對啱先嗰場激鬥呢更加係隻字不提個心好歡喜，佢心諗：
+
+139
+00:14:19,927 --> 00:14:28,103
+自己親自出手，喺鰲拜背脊插咗一刀，呢件事如果傳咗出去呢，就有失皇帝嘅風度。
+
+140
+00:14:28,643 --> 00:14:35,314
+佢又諗：小桂子今日嘅功勞大到無以復加，可以話得係救咗我條命。
+
+141
+00:14:36,152 --> 00:14:40,876
+可惜佢係個太監吖，無論我點樣提拔，亦總係個太監。
+
+142
+00:14:41,751 --> 00:14:49,438
+祖宗定落嚴格嘅規矩，唔准太監干預政事嘅，睇嚟，唯有賞多啲銀畀佢啦。
+
+143
+00:14:50,499 --> 00:15:01,407
+康親王辦事十分迅速，過咗冇幾耐，就帶咗幾名親信嘅王公大臣一齊嚟請安，稟告話鰲拜嘅黨羽，已經大部分捉到嘞。
+
+144
+00:15:01,980 --> 00:15:06,082
+宮中原有嘅侍衞都已經奉旨出宮，一個人都唔留。
+
+145
+00:15:06,358 --> 00:15:11,626
+請皇上另派領內侍衞大臣，另外挑選親信侍衞護駕噉。
+
+146
+00:15:12,280 --> 00:15:15,610
+康熙好歡喜啊佢話：辦得好妥當。
+
+147
+00:15:16,490 --> 00:15:31,376
+幾名親王、貝勒、文武大臣，見到上書房裏便八名小太監，畀鰲拜打到腦蓋碎裂，腸穿骨斷嘅慘狀都好震驚，齊聲痛罵鰲拜大逆不道啊。
+
+148
+00:15:32,301 --> 00:15:36,150
+刑部尚書呢即刻親自將鰲拜押咗落去監禁。
+
+149
+00:15:36,670 --> 00:15:43,630
+班王公大臣講咗好多恭頌聖安嘅説話，噉就要退出去商議，點樣定鰲拜嘅罪嘞。
+
+150
+00:15:44,817 --> 00:15:49,397
+康親王傑書就秉承康熙嘅意思，囑咐大家話：
+
+151
+00:15:50,169 --> 00:15:55,946
+皇上仁孝，唔想殺戮太多人，驚動咗太皇太后同埋皇太后。
+
+152
+00:15:56,530 --> 00:16:01,048
+因此鰲拜大逆不道嘅事，不必喺朝廷上暴露嘞。
+
+153
+00:16:01,756 --> 00:16:07,992
+只需要將佢平日把持政事、蠻橫不法嘅罪狀一件件噉列出嚟就得喇。
+
+154
+00:16:08,760 --> 00:16:11,937
+王公大臣就當然齊聲恭頌聖德。
+
+155
+00:16:13,569 --> 00:16:27,086
+行刺皇帝就非同小可，鰲拜固之然要凌遲處死啦，連佢全族嘅老幼婦孺，以及同黨嘅家人、族人，冇個能夠倖免。
+
+156
+00:16:27,962 --> 00:16:33,772
+呢一件大案如果辦落嚟呀，牽連一廣，至少都要死幾千人咁多。
+
+157
+00:16:34,759 --> 00:16:41,741
+康熙雖然係憎恨鰲拜跋扈唧，亦唔想對佢亂咁加罪名，更加唔願意累及無辜。
+
+158
+00:16:43,246 --> 00:16:54,872
+康熙親政嘅日子已經唔短喇，但係一切大小政務，向來都係由鰲拜處決嘅，朝中嘅官員一直都係聽鰲拜嘅説話辦事。
+
+159
+00:16:55,446 --> 00:17:03,172
+今日捉咗鰲拜，康熙見到王公大臣嘅神情忽然間唔同晒，對自己恭順敬畏得多嘞。
+
+160
+00:17:03,687 --> 00:17:07,443
+康熙直到而家先至知道做皇帝係咁威。
+
+161
+00:17:08,540 --> 00:17:14,648
+佢又向韋小寶望咗一眼，見佢縮埋喺一二角，粒聲唔出，個心諗：
+
+162
+00:17:15,637 --> 00:17:18,848
+呢個人唔多嘴，都好乖覺啊。
+
+163
+00:17:20,320 --> 00:17:23,480
+噉眾大臣退出去之後，索額圖話：
+
+164
+00:17:23,898 --> 00:17:31,160
+皇上，上書房需要好好哋打掃下，是否請皇上移駕，去寢宮休息呢？
+
+165
+00:17:31,812 --> 00:17:36,640
+康熙岌一岌頭，就由康親王同埋索額圖陪駕去寢宮。
+
+166
+00:17:37,471 --> 00:17:44,248
+韋小寶啊唔知道應唔應該跟埋去，正喺度躊躇緊，康熙對佢岌一岌頭話：你跟我嚟啦。
+
+167
+00:17:45,653 --> 00:17:50,578
+康親王同埋索額圖喺寢宮之外幾百步嘅地方，就告辭嘞。
+
+168
+00:17:51,268 --> 00:17:59,279
+事關皇宮嘅內院啊，除咗后妃、公主、太監、宮女之外，外臣向來就唔能夠入去嘅。
+
+169
+00:18:00,570 --> 00:18:08,649
+韋小寶跟住康熙入去裏便，本來估話皇帝嘅寢宮一定係金碧輝煌，到處都鑲滿晒翡翠白玉；
+
+170
+00:18:09,067 --> 00:18:14,341
+牆壁上嘅夜明珠呢就至少有二三千粒㗎啦，到夜晚就唔使點燈嘅。
+
+171
+00:18:15,013 --> 00:18:19,974
+點知行到入去寢宮，亦不過係平平常常嘅一間房間啫。
+
+172
+00:18:20,930 --> 00:18:27,026
+只不過被褥枕頭呢啲嘢呢都係用黃綢做嘅，繡咗啲龍鳳花紋而已啫。
+
+173
+00:18:27,914 --> 00:18:36,367
+一見到噉樣大失所望，個心諗：唓，比我哋揚州麗春院裏便啲房間，都威唔到幾多啫。
+
+174
+00:18:37,271 --> 00:18:40,189
+噉有個宮女捧咗一碗參湯嚟畀康熙飲。
+
+175
+00:18:40,851 --> 00:18:44,354
+飲完喇，康熙長長咁㗾咗啖氣佢話：
+
+176
+00:18:45,206 --> 00:18:47,990
+小桂子，跟我去見皇太后啦。
+
+177
+00:18:49,128 --> 00:18:55,953
+當其時康熙仲未成婚，寢宮同埋皇太后所居住嘅慈寧宮距離唔遠。
+
+178
+00:18:56,848 --> 00:19:02,753
+到咗皇太后嘅寢宮，康熙自己入去，就吩咐韋小寶喺門口外便等。
+
+179
+00:19:04,002 --> 00:19:06,996
+韋小寶等咗好耐佢無聊起嚟個心諗：
+
+180
+00:19:08,228 --> 00:19:14,714
+我學咗海老公教嘅大慈大悲千葉手，皇上學咗八卦游龍掌。
+
+181
+00:19:15,150 --> 00:19:20,988
+不過今日同鰲拜打交，咩嘢千葉手啊游龍掌啊冚𠾴唥都冇鬼用嘅。
+
+182
+00:19:21,379 --> 00:19:29,382
+仲係靠我小白龍韋小寶出到糝香爐灰，用香爐𢱕嘅下九流手段，噉先至大功告成啫。
+
+183
+00:19:29,975 --> 00:19:32,772
+嗰啲武功再學落去都冇咩好玩㗎嘞。
+
+184
+00:19:33,270 --> 00:19:38,976
+喺皇宮裏便成日咁扮假太監，叩頭畀小玄子亦好翳氣嘅。
+
+185
+00:19:39,529 --> 00:19:48,016
+鰲拜已經捉咗咯，小玄子亦冇咩要我幫忙㗎啦，哼，聽日我就離開皇宮鬆人唔返嚟咯。
+
+186
+00:19:49,048 --> 00:19:53,547
+佢正喺度諗緊點樣離開皇宮，有名太監行出嚟笑住話：
+
+187
+00:19:54,280 --> 00:19:57,144
+桂兄弟，皇太后叫你入去叩頭啊。
+
+188
+00:19:58,077 --> 00:20:06,014
+韋小寶喺個心處鬧嘞：豈有此理又要我叩頭，你皇太后點解唔叩頭畀老子啊？
+
+189
+00:20:06,782 --> 00:20:09,596
+之佢係恭恭敬敬噉回答話：係。
+
+190
+00:20:09,933 --> 00:20:12,018
+噉啊跟住嗰個太監行咗入去。
+
+191
+00:20:12,866 --> 00:20:17,444
+穿過咗兩重院子之後，嗰個太監隔住門簾話：
+
+192
+00:20:17,888 --> 00:20:20,765
+回太后，小桂子見駕。
+
+193
+00:20:21,112 --> 00:20:23,887
+噉輕輕掀開門簾，努一努個嘴。
+
+194
+00:20:25,029 --> 00:20:28,488
+韋小寶行入去，迎面又係一堂門簾。
+
+195
+00:20:29,070 --> 00:20:33,873
+呢堂門簾呢成堂都係用珍珠穿成嘅，發光嘅。
+
+196
+00:20:34,444 --> 00:20:41,204
+有一名宮女拉開珠簾，韋小寶耷低個頭入去，就微微噉抬起眼皮裝下。
+
+197
+00:20:41,806 --> 00:20:47,337
+只見一個三十歲左右嘅貴婦人坐喺椅處，康熙就靠住佢身邊。
+
+198
+00:20:47,866 --> 00:20:51,778
+噉呢個人自不然就係皇太后咯，咪即刻跪低叩頭。
+
+199
+00:20:52,727 --> 00:20:56,706
+皇太后微微笑岌一岌頭話：起身。
+
+200
+00:20:57,722 --> 00:21:01,013
+等韋小寶企起身嚟喇，皇太后又話：
+
+201
+00:21:01,624 --> 00:21:08,162
+聽皇帝講，今日擒拿叛臣鰲拜你立咗好大嘅功勞噃。
+
+202
+00:21:09,039 --> 00:21:15,025
+韋小寶話：回太后，奴才只知道赤膽忠心，保護主子。
+
+203
+00:21:15,389 --> 00:21:21,487
+皇上吩咐點樣做，奴才就奉旨做事，奴才年紀細，咩嘢都唔懂㗎。
+
+204
+00:21:22,591 --> 00:21:32,046
+佢喺皇宮裏便只係幾個月，但係賭錢嘅時候聽聞班太監講起宮裏便同埋朝廷嘅規矩，佢一一二二都記住晒喺心。
+
+205
+00:21:32,672 --> 00:21:35,894
+知道做主子嘅呢就最忌奴才居功。
+
+206
+00:21:36,392 --> 00:21:42,393
+你功勞越大，就越要裝成冇半點功勞，主子噉先至歡喜嘅。
+
+207
+00:21:42,896 --> 00:21:47,041
+如果稍為有啲驕傲，講唔定就有殺身之禍喇。
+
+208
+00:21:47,552 --> 00:21:52,166
+至於使到主子討厭、唔寵幸你，噉自不然就不在話下喇。
+
+209
+00:21:53,104 --> 00:21:57,116
+佢噉樣回答，皇太后又果然間好歡喜佢話：
+
+210
+00:21:58,176 --> 00:22:06,911
+你小小年紀都咁明事理，比起嗰個做咗少保、封咗一等超武公嘅鰲拜仲叻啊。
+
+211
+00:22:07,947 --> 00:22:11,494
+仔，你話我哋賞啲乜嘢畀佢好呢？
+
+212
+00:22:12,191 --> 00:22:14,826
+康熙話：請太后吩咐啦。
+
+213
+00:22:15,756 --> 00:22:21,173
+皇太后沉吟一下話：你喺尚膳監怕仲未有品級㗎？
+
+214
+00:22:21,720 --> 00:22:31,383
+海大富海監係五品，賞你一個六品嘅品級，升為首領太監，就喺皇上身邊侍候啦。
+
+215
+00:22:32,323 --> 00:22:33,527
+韋小寶個心諗：
+
+216
+00:22:34,286 --> 00:22:39,659
+乜鬼嘢六品七品啦，就算係畀我做一品太監老子都唔做啊。
+
+217
+00:22:40,085 --> 00:22:46,951
+之塊面呢就堆滿笑容跪低叩頭話：謝皇太后恩典，謝皇上恩典。
+
+218
+00:22:48,247 --> 00:22:53,191
+清宮規例啊，宮中總管太監啊總共十四人；
+
+219
+00:22:53,718 --> 00:22:55,396
+副總管就八人；
+
+220
+00:22:56,090 --> 00:22:58,612
+首領太監一百八十九人；
+
+221
+00:22:58,914 --> 00:23:05,740
+太監呢就冇定額嘅，清朝初期係千幾人，收尾呢增加到二千幾人。
+
+222
+00:23:06,468 --> 00:23:12,881
+有職司嘅太監最高係四品，最低係八品，普通太監呢就冇品級嘅。
+
+223
+00:23:14,021 --> 00:23:20,921
+韋小寶由無品級嘅太監一躍而升為六品，喺宮中都算係少有嘅殊榮咯。
+
+224
+00:23:22,150 --> 00:23:27,033
+皇太后岌一岌頭話：要好好哋盡心辦事啊。
+
+225
+00:23:27,491 --> 00:23:32,274
+韋小寶連氣應幾聲話：係，係。噉啊企起身倒退出去。
+
+226
+00:23:33,080 --> 00:23:38,291
+宮女掀起珠簾嘅時候，韋小寶偷偷望咗皇太后一眼。
+
+227
+00:23:39,180 --> 00:23:49,020
+只見皇太后面色極之白，目光炯炯，皺起眉頭，似乎有啲憂愁噉，又好似喺度想緊咩心事噉。
+
+228
+00:23:49,851 --> 00:23:55,235
+韋小寶諗：佢身為皇太后仲有咩嘢咁唔開心噃？
+
+229
+00:23:55,635 --> 00:23:59,378
+啊，係喇，我知喇，佢死咗老公。
+
+230
+00:23:59,618 --> 00:24:03,625
+噉就算係皇太后，死咗老公梗係唔開心㗎啦。
+
+231
+00:24:03,749 --> 00:24:08,628
+各位，欲知後事如何，且聽下回分解。

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+1
+00:00:00,071 --> 00:00:10,999
+前文再續啊書接上一回啊，話説韋小寶返到去住地，將呢一日嘅事都講咗畀海老公聽。
+
+2
+00:00:12,261 --> 00:00:17,890
+海老公竟然啲多都唔覺得驚奇噃，只係平平淡淡噉話：
+
+3
+00:00:19,152 --> 00:00:29,160
+計起嚟，亦應該喺呢兩日逳手喇，皇上嘅耐心好過先帝得多咯。
+
+4
+00:00:30,429 --> 00:00:35,883
+韋小寶好奇怪佢問：公公，乜你早就知道喇？
+
+5
+00:00:37,310 --> 00:00:39,310
+我點會知道吖？
+
+6
+00:00:39,867 --> 00:00:49,276
+不過誒，我一早喺度諗，皇上學摔跤，就話係細佬哥貪好玩啫。
+
+7
+00:00:50,170 --> 00:00:56,098
+但係要三十名小太監都學摔跤，學嚟做乜嘢吖？
+
+8
+00:00:57,281 --> 00:01:04,849
+皇上自己又畀心機學八卦游龍掌，自不然係另有用意嘞。
+
+9
+00:01:06,141 --> 00:01:25,018
+大慈大悲千葉手，同埋八卦游龍掌呢兩路武功，如果學佢十年八年，真係學到家，你哋兩個人夾手夾腳，或者能夠對付得了鰲拜嘅。
+
+10
+00:01:26,401 --> 00:01:34,097
+不過就係求求其其，學兩三個月，半桶水又有咩用啊？
+
+11
+00:01:35,058 --> 00:01:48,073
+唉，你後生仔膽粗粗，不知天高地厚，今日嘅事呀，哼哼，兇險到極啊。
+
+12
+00:01:49,389 --> 00:01:55,292
+韋小寶打側個頭望住海老公，個心對佢又驚奇又佩服。
+
+13
+00:01:56,658 --> 00:02:02,269
+呢個老烏龜盲咗雙眼，之咩嘢事情都預先知道晒嘅。
+
+14
+00:02:03,837 --> 00:02:10,503
+海老公又問佢：皇上帶你去見過皇太后呢？
+
+15
+00:02:11,271 --> 00:02:13,206
+韋小寶話：係啊。
+
+16
+00:02:13,860 --> 00:02:15,786
+個心諗吖你又知？
+
+17
+00:02:17,141 --> 00:02:21,207
+皇太后打賞啲咩嘢畀你啊？
+
+18
+00:02:21,822 --> 00:02:29,251
+哦，亦冇打賞咩嘢，不過只係畀咗個六品嘅銜頭過我，升咗我做首領太監喎。
+
+19
+00:02:31,080 --> 00:02:38,797
+哈哈哈哈，哈哈，好，好啊，只係低過我一級唧。
+
+20
+00:02:39,770 --> 00:02:47,510
+我由小太監升到首領太監，足足捱咗十三年喇。
+
+21
+00:02:48,579 --> 00:02:52,590
+韋小寶個心諗：呢幾日我就要走嘞。
+
+22
+00:02:53,230 --> 00:03:00,732
+你教咗我唔少武功，我又毒盲咗你一雙眼，確係都有啲對你唔住嘅。
+
+23
+00:03:00,981 --> 00:03:05,358
+本應啊將嗰幾部經書偷出嚟畀你，偏偏又偷唔到。
+
+24
+00:03:06,627 --> 00:03:16,196
+海老公話：你今日立咗呢場大功，以後出入上書房，誒更加容易啦。
+
+25
+00:03:17,140 --> 00:03:21,295
+係咯，要借部四十二章經啊更加容易嘞。
+
+26
+00:03:22,139 --> 00:03:27,888
+公公啊，你雙眼唔係點方便，要呢部經書嚟有咩用啊？
+
+27
+00:03:29,417 --> 00:03:41,162
+係，我雙眼盲咗，睇唔到經書咯，不過你，你可以讀畀我聽啊。
+
+28
+00:03:42,017 --> 00:03:50,716
+你一世陪住我，就，就一世讀呢部四十二章經畀我聽啦。
+
+29
+00:03:56,016 --> 00:03:58,934
+講講下，突然間猛烈噉咳起嚟。
+
+30
+00:03:59,348 --> 00:04:05,361
+韋小寶見到佢彎起條腰猛咁咳嗰個樣，不由得對佢憐憫起嚟嘞。
+
+31
+00:04:06,619 --> 00:04:10,391
+呢個老，呢個老坑真係古怪啊。
+
+32
+00:04:11,507 --> 00:04:16,616
+本來喺個心處呢一直叫佢做老烏龜嘅，呢陣時有啲唔忍心嘞。
+
+33
+00:04:17,881 --> 00:04:21,684
+呢一晚，海老公始終不停咁咳嗽。
+
+34
+00:04:22,337 --> 00:04:26,502
+韋小寶就算係瞓着咗，亦時不時聽到佢個咳聲嘞。
+
+35
+00:04:28,160 --> 00:04:35,746
+第日，韋小寶去上書房侍候，只見書房外便嘅守衞冚𠾴唥換晒新人。
+
+36
+00:04:37,417 --> 00:04:49,480
+康熙嚟到書房，康親王傑書同埋索額圖入嚟啟奏，話會同王公大臣，已經查明鰲拜大罪啊總共有三十款。
+
+37
+00:04:50,457 --> 00:04:52,364
+康熙覺得好意外喇問：
+
+38
+00:04:53,176 --> 00:04:55,880
+三十款啊，有咁多咩？
+
+39
+00:04:56,810 --> 00:05:02,933
+康親王話：鰲拜罪孽深重，本來唔止呢三十款嘅。
+
+40
+00:05:03,559 --> 00:05:07,874
+只係奴才們秉承皇上聖意，從寬究治啫。
+
+41
+00:05:09,072 --> 00:05:11,782
+噉啱嘅，係邊三十款呢？
+
+42
+00:05:12,783 --> 00:05:14,987
+康親王攞出一張紙，佢念：
+
+43
+00:05:15,949 --> 00:05:18,740
+鰲拜欺君擅權，罪一。
+
+44
+00:05:19,447 --> 00:05:21,744
+引用奸黨，罪二。
+
+45
+00:05:22,353 --> 00:05:25,073
+結黨議政，罪三。
+
+46
+00:05:25,611 --> 00:05:28,031
+聚貨養奸，罪四。
+
+47
+00:05:28,467 --> 00:05:31,048
+巧飾供詞，罪五。
+
+48
+00:05:31,475 --> 00:05:35,252
+擅起馬爾賽等先帝不用之人，罪六。
+
+49
+00:05:35,741 --> 00:05:38,498
+擅殺蘇克薩哈等，罪七。
+
+50
+00:05:38,924 --> 00:05:41,570
+擅殺蘇納海等，罪八。
+
+51
+00:05:42,050 --> 00:05:45,688
+偏護本旗，將地更換，罪九。
+
+52
+00:05:46,007 --> 00:05:48,266
+輕慢聖母，罪十。
+
+53
+00:05:49,158 --> 00:05:59,218
+佢一條條噉讀落去，一直讀到第三十條大罪呢係，以人之墳墓有礙伊家風水，勒令遷移。
+
+54
+00:06:00,448 --> 00:06:05,101
+康熙話：原來鰲拜呢個傢伙做落咁多壞事啊。
+
+55
+00:06:05,898 --> 00:06:08,702
+誒，你哋擬咗咩刑罰呢？
+
+56
+00:06:09,516 --> 00:06:14,696
+康親王話：鰲拜罪大惡極，本應凌遲處死。
+
+57
+00:06:15,261 --> 00:06:19,547
+臣等體念皇上聖意寬仁，擬革職斬決。
+
+58
+00:06:20,193 --> 00:06:25,111
+至於佢嘅同黨必隆、班布爾善、阿思哈等一體斬決。
+
+59
+00:06:26,379 --> 00:06:34,784
+鰲拜雖然係罪重，不過佢係顧命大臣，效力好多年嘞，可以免佢一死。
+
+60
+00:06:35,373 --> 00:06:39,942
+將佢革職拘禁永不釋放，抄沒佢嘅家產就係嘞。
+
+61
+00:06:40,731 --> 00:06:45,742
+至於所有同黨，就照你哋所擬定嘅，一體斬決。
+
+62
+00:06:46,577 --> 00:06:52,944
+康親王同索額圖跪低叩頭話：聖上寬仁，古時嘅名君亦不及啊。
+
+63
+00:06:54,338 --> 00:07:00,894
+呢一日，各位大臣喺康熙面前，就忙於處置鰲拜同佢同黨嘅事嘞。
+
+64
+00:07:01,871 --> 00:07:10,000
+眾大臣向康熙詳細稟奏鑲黃旗同正白旗點樣爭執法，韋小寶亦唔係幾聽得懂。
+
+65
+00:07:10,664 --> 00:07:17,451
+只係若略知道鰲拜係鑲黃旗嘅旗主，蘇克薩哈呢係正白旗嘅旗主。
+
+66
+00:07:18,042 --> 00:07:22,331
+噉兩個旗為咗爭奪良田美地啊搞到勢不兩立。
+
+67
+00:07:23,692 --> 00:07:31,030
+蘇克薩哈畀鰲拜害死之後，正白旗所屬嘅好多財產田地啊，畀鑲黃旗吞併咗。
+
+68
+00:07:31,412 --> 00:07:36,158
+而家呢，正白旗眾大臣就請求皇帝發還畀原主。
+
+69
+00:07:37,024 --> 00:07:41,837
+康熙話：你哋返去秉公擬定，交嚟畀我睇下。
+
+70
+00:07:42,839 --> 00:07:50,303
+鑲黃旗係上三旗之一，鰲拜雖然係有罪，不過唔能夠使到全旗都受到連累。
+
+71
+00:07:50,930 --> 00:07:53,753
+我哋做咩嘢事都要公公道道至好。
+
+72
+00:07:54,499 --> 00:08:01,236
+眾大臣叩頭話：皇上聖明，鑲黃旗全旗人眾均沐聖恩。
+
+73
+00:08:01,924 --> 00:08:06,370
+好，你哋返去啦，索額圖留低，我另有吩咐。
+
+74
+00:08:07,780 --> 00:08:11,600
+等眾大臣退出去之後，康熙對索額圖話：
+
+75
+00:08:12,612 --> 00:08:18,153
+蘇克薩哈畀鰲拜害死之後，佢嘅家產都畀鰲拜佔咗去㗎啦？
+
+76
+00:08:18,880 --> 00:08:24,809
+索額圖話：蘇克薩哈嘅田地財產，係沒收咗入內庫嘅。
+
+77
+00:08:25,394 --> 00:08:33,577
+不過鰲拜當時曾經親自帶人去蘇克薩哈屋企搜查，金銀珠寶等等，都落咗入鰲拜個袋咯。
+
+78
+00:08:34,868 --> 00:08:36,370
+我亦估到係噉㗎喇。
+
+79
+00:08:37,318 --> 00:08:44,516
+你去鰲拜屋企睇下，查明佢個家產，本來係蘇克薩哈嘅財物，都要發還畀佢嘅子孫。
+
+80
+00:08:45,169 --> 00:08:47,677
+皇上聖恩浩蕩。
+
+81
+00:08:48,902 --> 00:08:54,141
+索額圖見到康熙再冇咩説話講，就慢慢退咗去書房門口。
+
+82
+00:08:55,036 --> 00:09:07,046
+康熙話：皇太后吩咐佢老人家鐘意念佛經，聽講，正白旗同鑲黃旗兩旗旗主手上都有一部四十二章經嘅。
+
+83
+00:09:07,978 --> 00:09:12,243
+韋小寶聽到四十二章經五個字，不禁全身都打個震啊。
+
+84
+00:09:13,408 --> 00:09:14,896
+只聽見康熙繼續話：
+
+85
+00:09:15,780 --> 00:09:25,520
+呢兩部佛經都係用個綢套套住嘅，正白旗嘅係用白綢套，鑲黃旗嘅套呢係黃綢鑲紅邊。
+
+86
+00:09:26,403 --> 00:09:35,250
+太后佢老人家話要睇下呢兩部經書，係唔係同宮外嘅佛經一樣喎，你去鰲拜屋企清查財物就順便查一查啦。
+
+87
+00:09:35,926 --> 00:09:38,658
+係，係，奴才即刻去辦。
+
+88
+00:09:39,497 --> 00:09:50,280
+索額圖知道皇上年紀細啊，對太后又極之孝順，朝政大事只要太后吩咐一句唧，皇上冇話唔聽嘅。
+
+89
+00:09:51,201 --> 00:09:56,446
+所以皇太后交落嚟嘅事情比起皇上自己要辦嘅事更為重要。
+
+90
+00:09:57,343 --> 00:10:03,477
+查兩部佛經啫嘛輕而易舉啦，一定要將呢件事辦得又妥當又快手。
+
+91
+00:10:04,421 --> 00:10:10,890
+康熙話：小桂子，你跟埋去啦，查到佛經喇，就兩個人一齊攞返嚟。
+
+92
+00:10:11,680 --> 00:10:14,370
+韋小寶好歡喜就連忙答應咗。
+
+93
+00:10:15,359 --> 00:10:25,459
+佢心諗：海老公要自己偷四十二章經，講咗成大半年嘞，到底係乜嘢樣嘅經書呢連個影都未見過。
+
+94
+00:10:26,117 --> 00:10:30,903
+呢次係奉咗聖旨去攞經，自不然係手到拿來啦。
+
+95
+00:10:31,477 --> 00:10:41,071
+最好呢，係鰲拜屋企總共有三部，渾水摸魚噉吞沒一部，攞返去畀海老公，等佢大大高興一場至得。
+
+96
+00:10:42,303 --> 00:10:52,074
+索額圖啊眼見小桂子係皇上身邊十分得寵嘅小太監，呢次救駕擒奸又立咗大功，個心諗：
+
+97
+00:10:52,603 --> 00:10:58,482
+攞兩部佛經又唔係咩嘢大不了嘅事，唔使派呢個人㗎。
+
+98
+00:10:59,067 --> 00:11:01,401
+心念一轉就明白嘞：
+
+99
+00:11:01,971 --> 00:11:06,344
+係喇，皇上要畀啲好處佢啊。
+
+100
+00:11:07,261 --> 00:11:13,318
+鰲拜當權咁多年，屋企嘅金銀財寶當然係不計其數啦。
+
+101
+00:11:14,129 --> 00:11:18,470
+皇上派我去抄佢嘅家，呢個係最大嘅肥缺。
+
+102
+00:11:19,592 --> 00:11:24,059
+不過呢件事我毫無功勞，點解要搵我去發財唧？
+
+103
+00:11:24,932 --> 00:11:30,520
+皇上叫小桂子陪我去，攞佛經為名監視是實。
+
+104
+00:11:31,161 --> 00:11:38,137
+抄鰲拜嘅家，呢個小太監係正使，我索某人係副使咋。
+
+105
+00:11:38,648 --> 00:11:44,266
+其中嘅奧妙如果搞錯咗啊，呵呵，噉有大大不便喇。
+
+106
+00:11:45,684 --> 00:11:52,176
+索額圖嘅父親索尼呢，係康熙初初登基時候嗰四個顧命大臣嘅頭頭。
+
+107
+00:11:53,279 --> 00:11:57,374
+索尼死咗之後，索額圖就升咗做吏部侍郎。
+
+108
+00:11:58,023 --> 00:12:07,336
+當其時鰲拜專橫，索額圖就唔敢同佢頂，就辭咗吏部侍郎嘅職位，改為做一等侍衞。
+
+109
+00:12:08,327 --> 00:12:13,670
+康熙知道佢同鰲拜素來不和嘅，因此呢次就特別加以重用嘞。
+
+110
+00:12:14,469 --> 00:12:19,726
+兩個人嚟到宮門外便，索額圖嘅隨從啊牽咗馬喺度伺候。
+
+111
+00:12:20,490 --> 00:12:23,889
+索額圖話：桂公公，你先上馬嘞。
+
+112
+00:12:24,549 --> 00:12:30,916
+個心諗呢個小太監都怕唔會騎馬嘅，真係要照料下佢至得，千祈唔好跌壞咗佢。
+
+113
+00:12:31,969 --> 00:12:40,750
+點知道韋小寶喺宮中學咗幾個月武功，雖然並冇幾多真正嘅進步啊，但係手腳已經十分輕捷。
+
+114
+00:12:41,451 --> 00:12:50,870
+又好彩當年茅十八教過佢上馬嘅方法，呢次就不至於再嚟一個張果老倒騎驢，韋小寶倒騎馬喇。
+
+115
+00:12:51,479 --> 00:12:56,100
+只見佢輕輕一跳跳上馬背，吖竟然騎得好穩。
+
+116
+00:12:57,429 --> 00:12:59,030
+兩個人去到鰲拜屋企。
+
+117
+00:13:00,089 --> 00:13:09,216
+鰲拜屋企嘅上下人等啊早就冚𠾴唥拉咗去嘞，屋企嘅前前後後啊，都有軍士嚴密把守。
+
+118
+00:13:10,502 --> 00:13:17,436
+索額圖對韋小寶話：桂公公，你睇見咩嘢好玩嘅嘢呢，即管攞去就得喇。
+
+119
+00:13:17,828 --> 00:13:25,223
+皇上派你嚟攞佛經，乃係酬謝你嘅大功啊，唔理搦乜嘢，皇上都唔會問嘅。
+
+120
+00:13:25,976 --> 00:13:27,902
+係呀，哦，哦。
+
+121
+00:13:29,050 --> 00:13:37,446
+韋小寶見鰲拜屋企裏面到處都係珍珠寶貝，睇到佢眼都花晒，只覺得每件嘢啊都係好嘅。
+
+122
+00:13:38,088 --> 00:13:43,839
+揚州麗春院裏頭嗰啲古玩陳設同佢比起上嚟，真係差天共地咯。
+
+123
+00:13:44,706 --> 00:13:53,490
+初時就乜嘢都想搦，但係睇一睇呢件好好玩，嗰件亦十分之有趣，都唔知搦邊件先至係。
+
+124
+00:13:54,411 --> 00:14:05,330
+又想住過幾日呢就要出宮鬆人嘞，啲嘢搦得多過頭帶走又唔方便，只有揀幾件特別寶貴嘅物件帶走先至啱。
+
+125
+00:14:06,759 --> 00:14:12,663
+索額圖嘅屬下官吏開始查點物品，噉啊一件件記喺張單上便。
+
+126
+00:14:13,539 --> 00:14:23,684
+韋小寶攞起件珠寶嚟一睇，寫單嘅書吏呢就喺單上面將呢件珠寶啊一筆劃去，表示鰲拜屋企啊從來都冇呢件嘢嘅。
+
+127
+00:14:24,638 --> 00:14:30,491
+等到韋小寶擰擰頭放低珠寶，嗰個書吏先至又寫翻落清單裏便。
+
+128
+00:14:31,719 --> 00:14:40,873
+噉兩個人一路查點入去，忽然間，一名官員快步行咗出嚟，向索額圖同埋韋小寶請咗個安，佢話：
+
+129
+00:14:41,504 --> 00:14:50,226
+啟稟兩位大人，喺鰲拜臥室裏便發現咗一個藏寶庫，卑職唔敢擅自打開，請兩位移駕查點。
+
+130
+00:14:50,927 --> 00:14:57,372
+索額圖好高興噉話：有藏寶庫咩？嗯，裏頭實有啲古怪嘅嘢㗎喇。
+
+131
+00:14:57,577 --> 00:15:00,178
+誒，嗰兩部經書查到未啊？
+
+132
+00:15:01,130 --> 00:15:07,686
+房裏便一本書都冇，只有幾十部賬簿，卑職等正在畀心機搜查啊。
+
+133
+00:15:08,938 --> 00:15:13,087
+索額圖拖住韋小寶隻手，行入去鰲拜臥室。
+
+134
+00:15:13,959 --> 00:15:22,174
+只見地下鋪住虎皮豹皮，牆上掛滿弓矢刀劍，完全係滿洲武士嘅粗獷本色。
+
+135
+00:15:23,081 --> 00:15:27,243
+嗰個藏寶庫呢，係喺地下挖嘅一個大洞。
+
+136
+00:15:27,968 --> 00:15:33,157
+上面用鐵板嚟到冚住，鐵板上便呢，就用虎皮冚實。
+
+137
+00:15:34,052 --> 00:15:40,328
+呢個時候，虎皮同埋鐵板都已經掀開嘞，有兩名衞士喺洞旁��衞。
+
+138
+00:15:41,219 --> 00:15:43,723
+索額圖話：都搬出嚟睇下。
+
+139
+00:15:44,428 --> 00:15:49,608
+噉嗰兩個衞士跳落個洞處，將洞裏便所收藏嘅物件遞上嚟。
+
+140
+00:15:49,732 --> 00:15:55,179
+噉啊兩名書吏接住咗，小心翼翼噉放喺旁邊一張豹皮上便。
+
+141
+00:15:56,198 --> 00:16:01,765
+索額圖笑住話：鰲拜最好嘅寶物呢一定都收藏喺呢個洞裏便嘅。
+
+142
+00:16:02,111 --> 00:16:06,756
+桂公公，你就喺呢處揀幾件心愛嘅嘢啦，擔保冇錯。
+
+143
+00:16:07,442 --> 00:16:10,680
+韋小寶話：唔使客氣，你自己都揀翻啲啦。
+
+144
+00:16:11,437 --> 00:16:15,777
+啱啱講完呢句説話啫，突然間吖一聲嗌起上嚟。
+
+145
+00:16:16,216 --> 00:16:28,343
+乜嘢呢？原來一名衞士啊將一個白玉大盒遞上嚟，盒上面刻住五個大字，用硃砂填咗嘅，前便三個字正係四十二。
+
+146
+00:16:29,059 --> 00:16:35,078
+韋小寶急忙接過嚟，打開玉盒嘅蓋，裏便呢係薄薄一本書。
+
+147
+00:16:35,638 --> 00:16:41,498
+書套係白色嘅綢做嘅，封皮上面寫住同樣五個字，噉佢就問嘞：
+
+148
+00:16:42,166 --> 00:16:45,520
+索大人，呢本就係四十二章經喇係嘛？
+
+149
+00:16:46,147 --> 00:16:49,654
+我淨係識得四十二，就唔識章經兩個字嘅。
+
+150
+00:16:50,560 --> 00:16:54,518
+索額圖好高興噉話：係係，係四十二章經啊。
+
+151
+00:16:55,384 --> 00:17:08,320
+章經兩個字好難認嘅，其實呢，都唔使嘥心機去記佢嘅，只要五個字連埋一齊，上面三個係四十二，下面嗰兩個字呢，一定係章經㗎喇。
+
+152
+00:17:09,009 --> 00:17:12,125
+索額圖個心諗：噉亦未必。
+
+153
+00:17:12,653 --> 00:17:16,088
+但係佢仍然笑笑口話：誒冇錯，冇錯。
+
+154
+00:17:17,046 --> 00:17:25,018
+跟住嗰個侍衞又遞咗個玉盒上嚟，盒裏便有書，書套果然係用黃綢做嘅，用紅綢鑲邊。
+
+155
+00:17:25,772 --> 00:17:28,515
+兩部書嘅書套都極之陳舊。
+
+156
+00:17:29,226 --> 00:17:32,190
+但係寶庫裏便已經冇第三個玉盒嘞。
+
+157
+00:17:32,899 --> 00:17:35,340
+韋小寶個心都微微有啲失望。
+
+158
+00:17:36,366 --> 00:17:45,036
+索額圖就好歡喜話：桂公公，我哋兩個辦妥咗呢件事呢，皇太后一歡喜，一定有重賞。
+
+159
+00:17:45,920 --> 00:17:51,873
+韋小寶話：吖，呢本係咩嘢佛經嚟㗎？都要見識下至得。
+
+160
+00:17:52,353 --> 00:17:54,280
+講完就去開嗰個書套嘞。
+
+161
+00:17:55,151 --> 00:17:57,670
+索額圖個心一動，笑住話：
+
+162
+00:17:58,280 --> 00:18:02,200
+桂公公，我有一句説話講出嚟你唔好嬲。
+
+163
+00:18:03,191 --> 00:18:10,987
+韋小寶自細喺妓院裏便畀人哋呼來喝去，畀人哋小畜生小烏龜噉不停口咁鬧。
+
+164
+00:18:12,152 --> 00:18:17,954
+自從得到康熙嘅眷顧啊，宮中無論咩嘢人見到佢都係非常恭謹嘅。
+
+165
+00:18:18,747 --> 00:18:24,500
+佢一個十三四歲嘅細佬哥，一世人啊邊處畀人噉樣恭敬過㗎？
+
+166
+00:18:25,401 --> 00:18:32,227
+而家眼見索額圖喺鰲拜屋企威風八面，文武官員見到佢啊個個都戰戰兢兢嘅。
+
+167
+00:18:32,846 --> 00:18:39,480
+但呢個人對自己就咁客氣，個心好舒服，對佢呢就十分好感，就話：
+
+168
+00:18:40,040 --> 00:18:42,564
+索大人有咩吩咐，即管講就係啦。
+
+169
+00:18:43,317 --> 00:18:48,066
+吩咐就唔敢當，不過我啊忽然間想起一件事。
+
+170
+00:18:48,849 --> 00:18:59,630
+桂公公，呢兩部經書係皇太后同皇上指明要嘅，鰲拜又放喺藏寶庫裏便，可見係非同小可。
+
+171
+00:19:00,338 --> 00:19:03,335
+到底點解咁緊要呢？我哋就唔明白嘞。
+
+172
+00:19:04,089 --> 00:19:18,224
+我亦真係想打開嚟睇下，就係怕其中有啲咩重大關係嘅文字，皇太后唔鐘意我哋做奴才嘅見到，所以，所以噉就，嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿。
+
+173
+00:19:19,217 --> 00:19:26,580
+韋小寶畀佢一提，即時醒悟，個心呢亦吃咗一驚，連忙將個經書放翻喺張枱處。
+
+174
+00:19:27,100 --> 00:19:30,627
+哎，冇錯冇錯，索大人多謝你指點啊。
+
+175
+00:19:31,018 --> 00:19:34,577
+我都唔明其中嘅道理嘅，爭啲撞大板添。
+
+176
+00:19:35,128 --> 00:19:43,972
+桂公公乜噉講呢？皇上派我哋兩個一齊辦事，你嘅事唔係就係我嘅事，邊度仲分咩彼此唧？
+
+177
+00:19:44,394 --> 00:19:50,063
+我如果唔當桂公公係自己人，呢番説話亦唔敢隨便講出口啦。
+
+178
+00:19:50,897 --> 00:19:59,102
+你係朝廷嘅大官，我，我只不過係個小，小太監，點能夠將你當自己人呢？
+
+179
+00:19:59,997 --> 00:20:03,410
+索額圖向房間裏便嗰啲官員揮一揮手佢話：
+
+180
+00:20:03,957 --> 00:20:06,064
+你哋出去外邊侍候。
+
+181
+00:20:06,702 --> 00:20:10,932
+眾官員躬身話：係，係。都退咗出去嘞。
+
+182
+00:20:12,072 --> 00:20:17,884
+索額圖拖住韋小寶隻手佢話：桂公公，千祈千祈唔好噉講。
+
+183
+00:20:18,532 --> 00:20:23,570
+你如果睇得起我索某，我哋兩個人今日就結拜做兄弟喇好唔好啊？
+
+184
+00:20:24,381 --> 00:20:26,716
+呢兩句説話講得十分之懇切。
+
+185
+00:20:27,341 --> 00:20:33,076
+吓，我，我同你結拜啊，點，點，點配得上啊？
+
+186
+00:20:33,702 --> 00:20:38,020
+桂兄弟，你再講噉嘅説話噉就分明係睇唔起我咯。
+
+187
+00:20:38,770 --> 00:20:43,450
+都唔知點解嘅，我一見到你唧，就覺得十分啱巧。
+
+188
+00:20:44,066 --> 00:20:49,210
+我哋兩個而家即刻去佛堂嗰度結拜喇，以後就真係好似親兄弟一樣。
+
+189
+00:20:49,601 --> 00:20:55,217
+你同我，邊個都唔好講出去，只要唔好畀人哋知道噉又有乜緊要呢？
+
+190
+00:20:56,758 --> 00:21:03,579
+一便講，一便緊緊握住韋小寶隻手，眼光裏便呀充滿熱切嘅表情。
+
+191
+00:21:04,988 --> 00:21:11,706
+原來索額圖啊眼見鰲拜已經冧咗咯，朝中掌權嘅大臣冚𠾴唥都要更換。
+
+192
+00:21:12,208 --> 00:21:17,949
+呢次皇上對自己嘅神態十分之好，睇嚟，好快就能夠高升。
+
+193
+00:21:18,791 --> 00:21:25,593
+喺朝廷做官，如果想得寵呢，就需要明白皇帝嘅脾氣同心情噃。
+
+194
+00:21:26,321 --> 00:21:35,055
+呢個小太監成日同皇帝喺一齊，只要佢能夠喺皇帝面前同自己講幾句好話，就已經受益無窮。
+
+195
+00:21:35,366 --> 00:21:47,816
+哎就算唔講好話，只要將皇帝喜歡咩嘢、討厭乜嘢，想做乜嘢事，平時多啲透露，自己辦起事嚟，自然係事半功倍啱晒皇帝心水嘅啦。
+
+196
+00:21:48,759 --> 00:21:58,275
+佢生長喺官宦之家，父親索尼係顧命大臣嘅頭頭，一向知道揣摩上意啊係做大官嘅唯一訣竅。
+
+197
+00:21:58,719 --> 00:22:01,140
+而最難嘅呢亦就係呢一點。
+
+198
+00:22:02,198 --> 00:22:12,442
+眼前正有一個絕好良機，只要能夠將呢個小太監好好籠絡住咯，日後飛黃騰達、封侯拜相都唔係一件難事啊。
+
+199
+00:22:12,944 --> 00:22:15,238
+所以靈機一動就要同佢結拜。
+
+200
+00:22:15,789 --> 00:22:22,552
+韋小寶雖然係機警伶俐啊，畢竟對於朝政官場裏便呢一套嘢一啲都唔懂嘅。
+
+201
+00:22:23,152 --> 00:22:28,074
+估話呢個大官真係好鐘意自己，個心都好得意，就話：
+
+202
+00:22:28,621 --> 00:22:31,876
+噉，噉啊，噉啊真係想唔到喇。
+
+203
+00:22:32,620 --> 00:22:37,461
+索額圖拖住佢隻手話：嚟嚟嚟，我哋兩個去佛堂啦。
+
+204
+00:22:38,478 --> 00:22:43,799
+滿洲人啊好崇信佛教，文武大臣屋企都有間佛堂。
+
+205
+00:22:44,460 --> 00:22:52,489
+兩個人嚟到佛堂裏便，噉啊索額圖點着香，同韋小寶一齊喺佛像前面跪低，拜咗幾拜佢話：
+
+206
+00:22:53,168 --> 00:23:02,984
+弟子索額圖，今日同，同，誒桂兄弟，你大號叫做咩嘢，啊一直未能請教真係荒唐嘞。
+
+207
+00:23:03,706 --> 00:23:05,173
+我叫做小桂子。
+
+208
+00:23:05,697 --> 00:23:10,456
+你尊姓係桂，係唔係？大號唔知點樣稱呼呢？
+
+209
+00:23:10,984 --> 00:23:14,189
+我，我，我，我叫做桂小寶。
+
+210
+00:23:14,544 --> 00:23:19,750
+好名，真係好名啊，你本來就係人中之寶啊。
+
+211
+00:23:20,527 --> 00:23:21,679
+韋小寶個心諗：
+
+212
+00:23:22,243 --> 00:23:29,375
+喺揚州嘅時候，人哋都叫我，小寶呢隻龜仔吖噉嘅，小寶呢個名又有咩嘢好啫？
+
+213
+00:23:29,846 --> 00:23:34,147
+欲知後事如何，且聽下回分解。

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+1
+00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:08,350
+前文再續啊書接上一回啊，話說索額圖同韋小寶去佛堂結拜。
+
+2
+00:00:09,605 --> 00:00:26,937
+索額圖話：弟子索額圖，今日同桂小寶桂兄弟義結金蘭，此後有福共享，有難同當，不願同年同月同日生，但願同年同月同日死。
+
+3
+00:00:27,107 --> 00:00:33,878
+弟子若然不顧義氣，天誅地滅，永世無出頭之日。
+
+4
+00:00:34,433 --> 00:00:36,443
+講完，又叩咗個頭。
+
+5
+00:00:37,238 --> 00:00:41,679
+拜完喇，就話：兄弟，你亦都拜佛發誓啦。
+
+6
+00:00:42,947 --> 00:00:52,909
+韋小寶個心諗：你大過我咁多嘅，如果我真係同你同年同月同日死，噉豈唔係好蝕底？
+
+7
+00:00:53,691 --> 00:00:57,244
+一轉念之間，已經諗掂嘞，個心話：
+
+8
+00:00:58,268 --> 00:01:02,053
+我橫掂又唔係桂小寶亂噏一通又怕咩嘢啫？
+
+9
+00:01:02,958 --> 00:01:06,049
+於是喺佛像面前叩咗頭，大聲話：
+
+10
+00:01:06,640 --> 00:01:13,989
+弟子桂小寶，一向都係喺皇帝宮裏便做小太監嘅，人人都叫我做小桂子。
+
+11
+00:01:14,478 --> 00:01:25,139
+同索額圖大人索老哥結為兄弟，有福共享，有難同當，不願同年同月同日生，但願同月同月同日死。
+
+12
+00:01:25,919 --> 00:01:36,728
+如果小桂子唔顧義氣，小桂子天誅地滅，小桂子死後，打入十八層地獄，畀牛頭馬面捉住一千年、一萬年亦不得超生。
+
+13
+00:01:38,121 --> 00:01:42,474
+佢將一切嘅災禍，冚𠾴唥都要小桂子去承當。
+
+14
+00:01:43,137 --> 00:01:58,242
+又連住講咗兩個同月，將但願同年同月同日死，講成係但願同月，同月同日死，一路噏落嚟噏到快快，索額圖亦冇聽出其中嘅花樣。
+
+15
+00:01:58,967 --> 00:02:11,826
+韋小寶個心諗：同你同月同日死噉都唔緊要，你如果係三月初三死嘅，我一百年之後，三月初三歸天亦不至於蝕底嘞。
+
+16
+00:02:13,147 --> 00:02:20,668
+至於佢講小桂子死後打入十八層地獄啊千萬年不得超生，呢點啊卻係佢真正嘅心願。
+
+17
+00:02:21,398 --> 00:02:26,353
+小桂子係佢殺嘅，鬼魂如果嚟報仇就唔係好玩㗎喎。
+
+18
+00:02:26,620 --> 00:02:34,222
+如果喺地獄裏便，畀牛頭馬面捉住，噉佢韋小寶喺陽世，自不然就太平無事啦。
+
+19
+00:02:35,040 --> 00:02:40,870
+索額圖聽佢講完，噉兩個人對拜咗八拜一齊企起身哈哈大笑。
+
+20
+00:02:41,602 --> 00:02:50,282
+索額圖笑住話：哈哈哈哈兄弟，你我已經係結拜兄弟喇，噉真係比親兄弟仲要親熱十倍。
+
+21
+00:02:51,149 --> 00:02:55,944
+以後，你要阿哥幫你做乜嘢事，即管開聲唔使客氣㗎。
+
+22
+00:02:56,624 --> 00:03:06,578
+韋小寶亦笑住話：噉仲使講咩？我出世之後啊，就唔知道客氣兩個字係咩意思㗎喇，大哥，咩嘢叫做客氣啫？
+
+23
+00:03:06,951 --> 00:03:09,111
+兩個人又哈哈大笑一番。
+
+24
+00:03:09,907 --> 00:03:18,314
+索額圖話：兄弟，我哋兩個人結拜呢件事呢，就唔好同第二個人講，免得啲人忌我哋啊。
+
+25
+00:03:18,891 --> 00:03:29,266
+按照朝廷規矩，我哋做外臣嘅人呢，就唔能夠同細佬你做內官嘅人太過親熱嘅，我哋只要自己知就係喇。
+
+26
+00:03:29,874 --> 00:03:34,890
+韋小寶話：冇錯冇錯，雞食放光蟲心知肚明。
+
+27
+00:03:35,744 --> 00:03:40,198
+索額圖見到佢精乖伶俐，話頭知尾就更加歡喜。
+
+28
+00:03:40,367 --> 00:03:47,800
+佢話：兄弟，喺啲人面前呢，我仲係叫你做桂公公，你就叫我做索大人。
+
+29
+00:03:48,554 --> 00:03:56,001
+嗱，過幾日，你嚟我屋企，阿哥我陪你飲酒睇戲，我哋兩兄弟認真快活一番。
+
+30
+00:03:57,018 --> 00:04:05,088
+韋小寶真係高興，酒呢，佢係唔係幾會飲，之睇戲兩個字一入耳，佢真係歡喜過乜啊。
+
+31
+00:04:05,721 --> 00:04:11,880
+拍住手噉笑住話：好嘢，好嘢，我最鐘意睇戲嘞，誒你話，你話邊一日啊？
+
+32
+00:04:12,779 --> 00:04:22,829
+揚州鹽商嘅生活奢華，每逢娶新抱、嫁女、生仔、賀壽，往往連氣做幾日戲嘅。
+
+33
+00:04:23,487 --> 00:04:31,608
+韋小寶遇到呢啲日子，唔使問阿貴喇當然係喺戲台嗰度啊轉入轉出噉趁熱鬧，睇霸王戲。
+
+34
+00:04:32,348 --> 00:04:37,293
+人哋係喜慶好日子，亦唔會認真對付佢呢挺小無賴嘅。
+
+35
+00:04:37,631 --> 00:04:43,380
+周時呢仲請佢食一碗飯，飯面上便，高高噉冧翻幾嚿大肥豬肉。
+
+36
+00:04:44,271 --> 00:04:48,883
+至於迎神賽會，仲更加有好多唔同戲班做戲。
+
+37
+00:04:49,573 --> 00:04:53,566
+所以一提到睇戲兩個字呢，確實係心花怒放啊。
+
+38
+00:04:54,424 --> 00:05:02,950
+索額圖話：兄弟既然鐘意咯，我時時請你都得，只要邊一日兄弟你得閒，就即管吩咐啦。
+
+39
+00:05:03,729 --> 00:05:06,304
+韋小寶話���就係聽日呢好唔好啊？
+
+40
+00:05:07,094 --> 00:05:11,094
+好極喇，聽日酉時，我喺宮門外便等你。
+
+41
+00:05:11,757 --> 00:05:15,810
+酉時，而家講係即係下午五點至七點。
+
+42
+00:05:16,533 --> 00:05:20,039
+韋小寶話：我離開皇宮出嚟唔緊要㗎？
+
+43
+00:05:20,657 --> 00:05:27,116
+當然唔緊要啦，日頭你侍候皇上，一到挨晚邊個都管唔到你㗎咯。
+
+44
+00:05:27,662 --> 00:05:34,430
+你已經升咗做首領太監，喺皇上面前大紅大紫，仲有邊個敢嚟管你唧？
+
+45
+00:05:35,340 --> 00:05:41,904
+韋小寶笑逐顏開，本來佢諗住聽日就趯更，再唔返去皇宮嘞。
+
+46
+00:05:42,596 --> 00:05:51,792
+但係聽見索額圖噉樣講，自己身份唔同可以自由出入皇宮，誒噉就唔使咁急住鬆人噃，就笑住話：
+
+47
+00:05:51,899 --> 00:05:57,126
+好，一言為定，我哋兩兄弟有福共享，有戲同睇啊。
+
+48
+00:05:57,887 --> 00:06:03,139
+索額圖拉住佢隻手話：好啦，我哋而家返入去鰲拜間房揀寶貝啦。
+
+49
+00:06:04,389 --> 00:06:12,479
+噉兩個人返到鰲拜間房，索額圖仔細睇下由地洞裏便攞出嚟嘅各樣物件，就問韋小寶話：
+
+50
+00:06:13,026 --> 00:06:15,163
+兄弟，你鐘意邊一啲啊？
+
+51
+00:06:16,044 --> 00:06:19,201
+乜嘢最貴重我都唔識嘅，你幫我揀啦。
+
+52
+00:06:19,668 --> 00:06:21,344
+好，我幫你揀。
+
+53
+00:06:21,953 --> 00:06:26,912
+索額圖攞起兩串明珠，一隻翡翠雕成嘅玉馬佢話：
+
+54
+00:06:27,388 --> 00:06:30,758
+呢兩件珠寶好值錢，兄弟要咗佢啦。
+
+55
+00:06:31,274 --> 00:06:31,796
+好啊。
+
+56
+00:06:32,669 --> 00:06:39,420
+韋小寶將明珠同玉馬袋咗落衫袋，噉啊順手攞起一把匕首，覺得極之重。
+
+57
+00:06:40,521 --> 00:06:46,048
+嗰把匕首連埋柄呢不過係一尺二寸長，套住喺鯊魚皮嘅套裏便。
+
+58
+00:06:46,672 --> 00:06:51,779
+但係重量呢，竟然同平常嘅長刀長劍冇乜兩樣嘅。
+
+59
+00:06:52,810 --> 00:07:02,107
+韋小寶左手揸住劍柄，拔佢出嚟，只覺得一陣寒氣撲面而來，個鼻哥一酸，當堂打咗個乞嗤。
+
+60
+00:07:02,890 --> 00:07:07,383
+再睇下個匕首，劍身好似墨咁黑，一啲光澤都冇嘅。
+
+61
+00:07:08,451 --> 00:07:15,404
+佢本來以為鰲拜既然將呢把匕首珍而重之噉放喺藏寶庫裏便，實係把寶刀啦。
+
+62
+00:07:16,084 --> 00:07:22,820
+誰知個樣咁難睇，好似木頭刀一樣，有啲失望喇，隨手向旁邊一拋。
+
+63
+00:07:23,518 --> 00:07:28,344
+聽見細細嗤一聲響，匕首插落地板一直插到落柄噃。
+
+64
+00:07:29,516 --> 00:07:33,246
+韋小寶同索額圖都咦噉一聲，好驚奇。
+
+65
+00:07:34,032 --> 00:07:40,936
+韋小寶隨手噉樣一拋，啲多都冇使到力嘅，估唔到把匕首呢竟然會自己插入地板。
+
+66
+00:07:41,239 --> 00:07:46,771
+而刃鋒嗰種利法真係想都想唔到嘅，竟然好似插入爛泥一樣。
+
+67
+00:07:47,703 --> 00:07:53,804
+韋小寶彎腰拔翻起匕首話：呢把短劍，確係有啲奇怪噃。
+
+68
+00:07:54,734 --> 00:08:00,868
+索額圖見多識廣佢話：睇嚟呢把係寶劍啊，我哋嚟試一試吖。
+
+69
+00:08:01,567 --> 00:08:06,868
+噉喺墻壁上面除低一把馬刀拔出嚟，打橫揸住喺手，佢對韋小寶話：
+
+70
+00:08:07,227 --> 00:08:11,333
+兄弟，你用把短劍喺呢把馬刀上面斬一下。
+
+71
+00:08:12,350 --> 00:08:18,838
+韋小寶舉起匕首向住馬刀斬落去，嚓一聲，把馬刀應手斷為兩橛。
+
+72
+00:08:19,512 --> 00:08:22,127
+兩個人不約而同叫一聲：好！
+
+73
+00:08:22,981 --> 00:08:35,719
+呢把匕首啊，係世所罕見嘅寶劍就毫無疑義㗎喇，奇怪嘅係斬斷馬刀啊，竟然好似斬斷條木噉，完全冇金屬碰撞嘅鏗鏘聲嘅。
+
+74
+00:08:36,512 --> 00:08:44,837
+索額圖笑住話：恭喜兄弟，得咗咁靚嘅一把寶劍，鰲拜屋企嘅寶物，以呢把劍為首啊。
+
+75
+00:08:45,680 --> 00:08:51,078
+韋小寶亦非常之歡喜，佢話：大哥，你如果鐘意，讓畀你啦。
+
+76
+00:08:51,513 --> 00:09:01,850
+索額圖一味耍手擰頭話：你阿哥出身係個武官，以後做文官喇，唔做武官㗎喇，呢把寶劍，仲係兄弟攞去玩下罷啦。
+
+77
+00:09:02,951 --> 00:09:06,878
+韋小寶將匕首插翻落劍鞘，綁喺衣帶上便。
+
+78
+00:09:07,424 --> 00:09:15,323
+索額圖話：兄弟，呢把劍咁短，仲係放喺靴筒裏便好，免得入宮嘅時候畀人睇見啊。
+
+79
+00:09:16,342 --> 00:09:22,327
+清宮嘅規矩，如果唔係當值嘅帶刀侍衛，入宮嘅時候就唔准攜帶武器。
+
+80
+00:09:23,360 --> 00:09:27,207
+韋小寶話：係。噉啊將匕首塞入靴筒。
+
+81
+00:09:27,936 --> 00:09:35,581
+其實以佢噉樣嘅大紅人啊，出入宮門，侍衞當然唔會搜佢身有冇攜帶違禁品嘅事嘅。
+
+82
+00:09:36,989 --> 00:09:42,209
+韋小寶得咗呢把匕首，對其他嘅寶物，亦再唔放在眼內嘞。
+
+83
+00:09:42,747 --> 00:09:50,808
+過咗一陣，忍唔住又拔出匕首，喺牆壁上面攞咗一支鐵矛落嚟，嚓一聲，將鐵矛斬為兩橛。
+
+84
+00:09:51,708 --> 00:09:58,620
+佢順手揮割，房間裏便各種堅硬嘅物品啊，冇樣唔係應手而斷嘅。
+
+85
+00:09:59,491 --> 00:10:09,135
+佢用匕首尖喺檀木枱面上面畫隻烏龜，啱啱畫完唧，啪一聲，一隻檀木烏龜喺枱面嗰度跌咗落地。
+
+86
+00:10:09,579 --> 00:10:13,445
+枱面正中間，就空出一個烏龜形嘅空洞。
+
+87
+00:10:14,073 --> 00:10:20,971
+韋小寶大叫話：鰲拜老兄，你老人家好吖嘛？啊？哈，哈哈哈哈哈。
+
+88
+00:10:21,945 --> 00:10:26,437
+索額圖呢卻係畀心機去查點藏寶庫裏便嘅其他物件。
+
+89
+00:10:27,410 --> 00:10:39,007
+只見大堆珍寶之中有一件黑卒卒嘅背心，搦起嚟，入手極輕，質地好柔軟，唔係絲亦唔係毛，都唔知係咩質地做嘅。
+
+90
+00:10:39,940 --> 00:10:49,772
+佢一心要巴結韋小寶就話，佢話：兄弟，呢件背心着上身一定好暖嘅，你除咗件外衣，着咗佢罷啦。
+
+91
+00:10:50,540 --> 00:10:53,729
+韋小寶話：呢件又係咩嘢寶貝啊？
+
+92
+00:10:54,209 --> 00:10:56,570
+我亦唔知噃，你着咗佢啦。
+
+93
+00:10:57,289 --> 00:11:00,171
+嗯，我着起嚟大過頭啊。
+
+94
+00:11:00,726 --> 00:11:05,010
+件背心好軟熟嘅，稍為大啲打個褶咪就可以囉。
+
+95
+00:11:06,057 --> 00:11:09,687
+韋小寶接咗件背心，覺得又輕又軟熟。
+
+96
+00:11:10,779 --> 00:11:17,788
+諗起舊年𠼮母親做一件絲棉衲，母親張羅咗幾日籌唔到錢終於冇做成。
+
+97
+00:11:18,591 --> 00:11:25,118
+呢件背心似乎亦唔差過絲棉衲啊，不過就顏色唔夠光鮮啫，個心諗：
+
+98
+00:11:25,566 --> 00:11:29,668
+好，將來我着翻去揚州，畀阿媽睇下。
+
+99
+00:11:30,648 --> 00:11:35,377
+於是就除咗件外衣，將背心着好，再將外衣罩喺上便。
+
+100
+00:11:36,082 --> 00:11:41,717
+嗰件背心尺寸係大就大咗啲，好在又軟又薄，都唔覺得有咩嘢唔方便。
+
+101
+00:11:43,059 --> 00:11:51,788
+索額圖清理咗鰲拜嘅寶藏，叫手下人入嚟，睇咗鰲拜家財嘅初步清單，不由得伸一伸條脷佢話：
+
+102
+00:11:52,446 --> 00:11:59,734
+鰲拜呢個嘢真係會刮銀喇，佢嘅家財比我所估計嘅仲要多一倍都仲唔止。
+
+103
+00:12:00,666 --> 00:12:03,646
+佢揮一揮手叫下屬出去然後對韋小寶話：
+
+104
+00:12:04,086 --> 00:12:10,364
+兄弟，佢哋漢人有説話：千里為官只為財啊。
+
+105
+00:12:10,822 --> 00:12:17,616
+呢次皇恩浩蕩，皇上派我哋兩兄弟呢個差事，本來就係要我哋發一筆橫財嘅。
+
+106
+00:12:18,230 --> 00:12:26,194
+呢張清單呢，等陣我要去修改一下，二百幾萬兩銀，你話報幾多先至係呢？
+
+107
+00:12:26,834 --> 00:12:30,840
+哦，嗰啲我就唔識喇，一切由大哥作主就係啦。
+
+108
+00:12:31,962 --> 00:12:40,989
+嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿，張單上面開列嘅，總共係二百三十五萬，三千四百一十八兩。
+
+109
+00:12:41,722 --> 00:12:52,079
+嗰個零頭仲係照舊，我哋同佢減咗個一字，戲法一變，變成一百三十五萬三千四百一十八兩。
+
+110
+00:12:52,577 --> 00:12:57,484
+嗰個一字呢，我哋兩兄弟就二一添作五呢好唔好啊？
+
+111
+00:12:58,299 --> 00:13:02,208
+吓？你，你，嗯嗯嗯，你，你話。
+
+112
+00:13:02,786 --> 00:13:04,578
+兄弟你嫌唔夠係嘛？
+
+113
+00:13:05,049 --> 00:13:09,222
+哦哦，唔，唔係唔係，我我，我唔係點明白啫。
+
+114
+00:13:10,248 --> 00:13:20,341
+我話將嗰一百萬兩銀，我哋兩兄弟搦嚟平分，每人五十萬兩，兄弟你如果嫌少喇，我哋再商量下吖。
+
+115
+00:13:21,226 --> 00:13:23,320
+韋小寶個面色都變咗。
+
+116
+00:13:24,402 --> 00:13:31,330
+佢喺揚州妓院裏便嘅時候，手頭只要有一二兩銀啊，就好似發咗橫財一樣㗎嘞。
+
+117
+00:13:32,171 --> 00:13:39,750
+喺皇宮裏便同人哋賭錢，出入大咗咯，噉亦只係幾十兩，以至一二百兩銀嘅事啫。
+
+118
+00:13:40,412 --> 00:13:45,912
+突然間，聽見一分就分到五十萬兩，幾乎唔相信自己嘅耳仔啊。
+
+119
+00:13:46,676 --> 00:13:55,759
+索額圖啱先不停噉將珍寶塞畀佢，就係要塞住佢個嘴，等佢喺皇帝面前唔提鰲拜財產嘅真相。
+
+120
+00:13:56,448 --> 00:14:09,349
+否則，只要佢喺皇上面前稍為露一啲口風，不但自己侵吞嘅贓款要全部嘔翻出嚟，斷送一生嘅前程，而且仲勢必得一個大大嘅罪名添。
+
+121
+00:14:10,548 --> 00:14:17,970
+而家，佢見韋小寶面色有啲異樣就連忙話：兄弟想點樣辦吖？我都聽晒你就係喇。
+
+122
+00:14:19,084 --> 00:14:21,047
+韋小寶松翻啖氣佢話：
+
+123
+00:14:21,718 --> 00:14:24,481
+我，我講過一切由大哥作主嘅。
+
+124
+00:14:25,096 --> 00:14:33,586
+只不過係分畀我五十萬，五五，五十萬兩銀，未免，未免誒誒，太，太多過頭喇。
+
+125
+00:14:34,496 --> 00:14:42,038
+索額圖如釋重負哈哈大笑話：哈哈哈哈哈哈，唔多，唔多，一啲都唔多。
+
+126
+00:14:42,553 --> 00:14:47,736
+噉樣啦，呢度所有辦事嘅人，大家都要得一啲好處。
+
+127
+00:14:48,729 --> 00:14:54,279
+喺我嗰五十萬兩銀裏便，攞五萬兩出嚟，等底下啲人大家攞嚟分。
+
+128
+00:14:54,826 --> 00:15:01,984
+細佬你呢亦攞五萬銀出嚟，宮裏便嘅妃子、管事太監等等，每個人都有啲甜頭。
+
+129
+00:15:02,375 --> 00:15:05,092
+噉樣一嚟，邊個都冇閒話講咯。
+
+130
+00:15:06,327 --> 00:15:09,581
+好係好啊，之我唔知點樣分法啫。
+
+131
+00:15:10,208 --> 00:15:15,895
+呢啲事，我一手包辦就係喇，包你面面俱到邊個都唔會得罪。
+
+132
+00:15:16,134 --> 00:15:20,930
+人人都會話桂公公年紀輕輕，辦事真夠朋友嘅。
+
+133
+00:15:21,304 --> 00:15:28,517
+錢係攞嚟使㗎嘛，你我今後一帆風順，依靠其他嘅人嘅地方好多㗎嘛。
+
+134
+00:15:29,099 --> 00:15:30,503
+係啊，係啊。
+
+135
+00:15:31,269 --> 00:15:43,179
+呢一百萬兩銀呢，鰲拜屋企亦冇咁多現錢，我哋要盡快變賣佢嘅產業，一切都要做得乾手淨腳，唔好畀人哋揸住咗把柄至好。
+
+136
+00:15:43,562 --> 00:15:48,583
+兄弟你喺宮裏便，咁多金元寶銀元寶亦冇地方擠嘅係咪？
+
+137
+00:15:49,319 --> 00:15:57,006
+韋小寶突然間發咗四十五萬兩銀嘅橫財，一時之間頭暈腦脹都唔知如何是好嘞。
+
+138
+00:15:57,636 --> 00:16:02,523
+所以無論索額圖講乜嘢呢，都只係回答話：係啊，係啊噉。
+
+139
+00:16:03,830 --> 00:16:12,929
+索額圖又話：過得幾日，我叫幾間金鋪打咗金票銀票，都係一百兩一張、五十兩一張嘅。
+
+140
+00:16:13,476 --> 00:16:21,003
+細佬你放喺身邊，咩時候要使咯，去金鋪兑換成金銀就係喇，又方便又妥當。
+
+141
+00:16:21,594 --> 00:16:33,270
+除非有人嚟摸你嘅衫袋啦，否則邊個都唔知道細佬你小小年紀，已經係我哋北京城內一位大財主喇，哈哈哈哈哈哈哈。
+
+142
+00:16:34,088 --> 00:16:37,014
+韋小寶跟住亦笑起上嚟，個心諗：
+
+143
+00:16:38,132 --> 00:16:43,284
+真係我有四十五萬兩銀？真係四十五萬兩？
+
+144
+00:16:44,589 --> 00:16:48,659
+嗯，我有咗呢四十五萬兩銀，點樣捹法好呢？
+
+145
+00:16:49,629 --> 00:16:57,078
+豈有此理，日日食燉圓蹄、炸子雞，一生一世都食唔完呢四十五萬兩銀吖。
+
+146
+00:16:57,442 --> 00:17:05,650
+你阿爺嘩，老子返去揚州開十間妓院，間間都大過麗春院靚過麗春院十倍嘅。
+
+147
+00:17:06,620 --> 00:17:17,378
+佢自細就心懷大志，將來發達之後啊，要開一間比麗春院更大更豪華嘅妓院，揚眉吐氣就莫此為甚。
+
+148
+00:17:18,643 --> 00:17:22,078
+佢同麗春院嘅龜婆鬧交，時時都話喇：
+
+149
+00:17:22,808 --> 00:17:26,428
+你阿爺吖，你開一間麗春院有咩咁叻啊？
+
+150
+00:17:26,908 --> 00:17:38,901
+老子過幾年發咗財，喺你對面開間麗夏院，左便呢開間麗秋院，右便開間麗冬院，搶清光你嘅生意，啲嫖客一個都唔上你門，等你食西北風。
+
+151
+00:17:39,608 --> 00:17:49,323
+一想到妓院一開就係十間，手頭嗰種闊綽法，揚州人士啊冇個唔刮目相看嘅，不由得心花怒放咯。
+
+152
+00:17:50,407 --> 00:17:54,466
+索額圖邊度估到佢個心裏便有咁大嘅諗頭㗎就話：
+
+153
+00:17:54,937 --> 00:18:04,626
+細佬，皇上吩咐過，蘇克薩哈嘅家產呢，畀鰲拜霸佔去咗嘅要清查出嚟，還翻畀蘇克薩哈嘅子孫啊。
+
+154
+00:18:05,274 --> 00:18:15,353
+我哋就求其攞六七萬兩銀出嚟，去賞畀蘇家，呢啲係皇上嘅恩典，蘇家只有感激涕零仲邊敢爭多嫌少吖係咪？
+
+155
+00:18:15,780 --> 00:18:24,490
+再講，如果畀蘇家嘅銀多過頭，反而顯得蘇克薩哈生前係個贓官，噉佢個子孫都唔光彩係咪吖？
+
+156
+00:18:25,214 --> 00:18:28,695
+韋小寶話：係，係。個心諗：
+
+157
+00:18:29,118 --> 00:18:33,538
+你同我都唔係清官啩，亦唔見得有咩嘢唔光彩啊。
+
+158
+00:18:34,398 --> 00:18:46,072
+索額圖又話：皇太后同皇上指明要呢兩部佛經，係頭等大事，我哋而家就送去先，鰲拜嘅財產慢慢清點都唔遲嘅。
+
+159
+00:18:46,916 --> 00:18:48,971
+韋小寶岌頭話冇錯冇錯。
+
+160
+00:18:49,796 --> 00:18:58,410
+索額圖於是攞咗兩塊錦緞，將兩個玉盒包好咗，兩個人一人捧一個，就返去皇宮見康熙。
+
+161
+00:18:59,496 --> 00:19:08,133
+康熙見佢哋辦妥咗太后交帶嘅事情，好歡喜，就叫韋小寶捧住跟喺後便，親自送去太后宮中。
+
+162
+00:19:08,831 --> 00:19:13,938
+索額圖唔能夠入宮啊，告退之後，又去清理鰲拜嘅家產嘞。
+
+163
+00:19:15,026 --> 00:19:21,137
+康熙一路行一路問：鰲拜呢個傢伙，屋企有幾多財產啊？
+
+164
+00:19:21,825 --> 00:19:30,130
+韋小寶話：索大人初步查點，佢話，總共有一百三十五萬三千四百一十八兩銀喎。
+
+165
+00:19:30,909 --> 00:19:34,824
+佢將呢個數字啊，講成係索額圖點出嚟嘅。
+
+166
+00:19:35,469 --> 00:19:40,767
+將來萬一畀皇帝查明真相，佢又有個推諉抵賴嘅餘地吖嘛。
+
+167
+00:19:41,513 --> 00:19:48,383
+呢種噉樣嘅營私舞弊、偷雞摸狗嘅勾當，韋小寶算得係天賦奇才咯。
+
+168
+00:19:49,482 --> 00:19:56,147
+喺佢五歲嗰一年啊，有個妓女畀五文過佢，叫佢出街買幾個桃。
+
+169
+00:19:56,970 --> 00:20:02,876
+佢扣起一文錢買糖食咗，用四文錢買咗幾個桃，交畀嗰個妓女。
+
+170
+00:20:03,303 --> 00:20:08,312
+哈，嗰個妓女居然冇發覺，仲打賞咗個桃畀佢添。
+
+171
+00:20:09,161 --> 00:20:15,776
+喺韋小寶睇嚟啊，銀錢過手而撈啲油水，本來係天經地義嘅事。
+
+172
+00:20:16,427 --> 00:20:20,847
+只不過如果畀人哋查到嘞，一定要有啲理由嚟到賴下嘅。
+
+173
+00:20:21,471 --> 00:20:28,949
+呢啲乃係佢個頭殼畀人哋鑿過唔少次，屁股畀人踢過無數腳，因此得嚟嘅寶貴經驗啊。
+
+174
+00:20:30,324 --> 00:20:41,584
+康熙哼咗一聲話：真係混賬！刮咗咁多民脂民膏，一百三十幾萬兩，嘿嘿，真係厲害啊。
+
+175
+00:20:42,143 --> 00:20:48,197
+韋小寶個心偷笑嘞：仲有個一字啊，已經二一添作五喇。
+
+176
+00:20:49,438 --> 00:20:52,808
+講講下，已經嚟到太后嘅慈寧宮嘞。
+
+177
+00:20:53,639 --> 00:20:57,683
+太后聽講兩部經書都已經攞到嘞，非常之歡喜。
+
+178
+00:20:58,354 --> 00:21:00,353
+康熙將兩個玉盒交畀佢。
+
+179
+00:21:00,811 --> 00:21:05,530
+佢打開嚟一睇，見到書套之後笑容滿面噉話：
+
+180
+00:21:06,366 --> 00:21:10,473
+小桂子，你辦事真係能幹到極咯。
+
+181
+00:21:10,864 --> 00:21:16,147
+韋小寶跪低請安佢話：都係托賴太后同皇上嘅洪福。
+
+182
+00:21:17,338 --> 00:21:26,174
+太后對身邊一個小宮女話：蕊初，你帶小桂子去後便房，攞啲蜜餞糖果賞畀佢食啦。
+
+183
+00:21:26,940 --> 00:21:34,482
+嗰個叫做蕊初嘅小宮女約莫十三四歲，容貌秀麗，微微笑應咗聲：係。
+
+184
+00:21:35,253 --> 00:21:39,723
+韋小寶又請安話：謝太后賞，謝皇上賞。
+
+185
+00:21:40,327 --> 00:21:48,057
+康熙話：小桂子，你食完糖果就自己返去啦，我喺呢處陪太后食飯，唔使你伺候喇。
+
+186
+00:21:48,740 --> 00:21:53,982
+韋小寶應咗，就跟蕊初行入去內堂，嚟到一個小小嘅廂房。
+
+187
+00:21:54,999 --> 00:22:01,009
+蕊初打開一個紗櫥，紗櫥裏便，有幾十種糕餅糖果嘅。
+
+188
+00:22:01,798 --> 00:22:08,661
+蕊初笑住話：你叫做小桂子，噉就食啲桂花松子糖先啦。
+
+189
+00:22:09,323 --> 00:22:17,169
+講完，就攞咗盒松子糖出嚟，松子香同埋桂花香撈埋一齊聞起嚟極之舒服。
+
+190
+00:22:18,238 --> 00:22:21,472
+韋小寶笑住話：姐姐你亦食啲啦。
+
+191
+00:22:22,519 --> 00:22:28,448
+太后賞畀你食嘅，又冇賞畀我食，我哋做奴才嘅點能夠偷食呢？
+
+192
+00:22:29,242 --> 00:22:32,603
+靜靜食啲又冇人睇見，有咩緊要喎。
+
+193
+00:22:33,570 --> 00:22:38,410
+蕊初塊面紅一紅，擰擰頭微微笑話：我唔食。
+
+194
+00:22:39,346 --> 00:22:42,800
+噉我一個人食，你企喺旁邊睇都唔似樣嘅。
+
+195
+00:22:43,541 --> 00:22:52,327
+呢啲係你嘅福氣吖嘛，我係服侍太后嘅，連皇上都唔服侍，今日走嚟服侍你食糖果糕餅喎。
+
+196
+00:22:53,278 --> 00:22:56,188
+韋小寶見佢笑得好好樣，亦笑住話：
+
+197
+00:22:56,797 --> 00:23:02,684
+我係服侍皇上嘅，亦嚟服侍你食啲糖果糕餅，噉啊兩家都唔蝕底喇。
+
+198
+00:23:03,690 --> 00:23:08,918
+蕊初咭噉笑起上嚟，跟住伸手揞住自己嘅嘴，微微笑話：
+
+199
+00:23:09,283 --> 00:23:14,487
+快啲食啦，太后如果知道我同你喺處講笑啊，就會嬲㗎喇。
+
+200
+00:23:15,111 --> 00:23:19,156
+嗱各位，欲知後事如何，且聽下回。

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+1
+00:00:00,355 --> 00:00:03,944
+前文再續就書接上一回啊。
+
+2
+00:00:05,763 --> 00:00:16,290
+話説韋小寶喺揚州嘅時候呢，麗春院內鶯鶯燕燕，見來見去嘅，都係大過自己嘅女人。
+
+3
+00:00:17,367 --> 00:00:27,170
+入咗皇宮之後，今日仲係第一次同一個同佢年紀差唔多嘅小姑娘做伴啊，覺得好快樂，好舒服。
+
+4
+00:00:27,823 --> 00:00:29,163
+噉靈機一動就話：
+
+5
+00:00:29,888 --> 00:00:36,427
+噉樣啦，我將糖果糕餅攞返去，你服侍完太后之後，就出嚟同我一齊食啦。
+
+6
+00:00:37,674 --> 00:00:40,017
+蕊初塊面又試紅一紅嘞佢話：
+
+7
+00:00:40,916 --> 00:00:45,798
+唔得㗎，等我服侍完太后，已經好夜喇。
+
+8
+00:00:46,540 --> 00:00:49,897
+好夜又怕咩嘢呢？你喺邊處等我啊？
+
+9
+00:00:51,260 --> 00:00:58,414
+蕊初喺太后身邊服侍，其餘啲宮女呢都大過佢嘅，平時傾偈又唔啱巧。
+
+10
+00:00:59,263 --> 00:01:04,912
+見韋小寶係都要同佢一齊食糖果，好誠意，不禁有啲心動。
+
+11
+00:01:05,930 --> 00:01:12,098
+韋小寶話：去外便嘅花園好唔好啊？半夜三更冇人知㗎嘛。
+
+12
+00:01:13,127 --> 00:01:15,704
+蕊初猶猶豫豫噉岌一岌頭。
+
+13
+00:01:16,584 --> 00:01:24,695
+韋小寶好歡喜佢話：好，一言為定，畀啲蜜餞糖果畀我啦，你自己鐘意食啲咩嘢就攞多啲。
+
+14
+00:01:25,781 --> 00:01:29,187
+又唔係我一個人食，你自己鐘意食咩嘢啊？
+
+15
+00:01:29,831 --> 00:01:32,523
+姐姐鐘意食咩嘢，我都鐘意食。
+
+16
+00:01:33,386 --> 00:01:36,518
+蕊初聽佢嘅嘴咁甜，好歡喜。
+
+17
+00:01:37,189 --> 00:01:42,108
+於是揀咗十幾種蜜餞、糖果、糕餅，用個紙盒裝好。
+
+18
+00:01:43,030 --> 00:01:48,200
+韋小寶細聲話：今晚三更，喺花園嘅涼亭裏便等你吓。
+
+19
+00:01:48,909 --> 00:01:53,021
+蕊初岌一岌頭低聲話：要小心啲啊。
+
+20
+00:01:53,648 --> 00:01:55,876
+哦，你都要小心啲噃。
+
+21
+00:01:57,106 --> 00:01:59,758
+佢攞住紙盒興沖沖噉返到去住地。
+
+22
+00:02:00,583 --> 00:02:08,709
+佢本來同假扮小玄子嘅皇帝就玩得極之有癮嘅，但係真相揭露之後，就唔能夠再同佢玩嘞。
+
+23
+00:02:09,718 --> 00:02:17,568
+呢幾日喺皇宮裏便，人人對佢大為奉承，雖然覺得好得戚啊，但係冇玩耍嘅樂趣啊。
+
+24
+00:02:18,416 --> 00:02:25,944
+而家約咗一個小宮女半夜相會，好玩之中帶住三分危險，係覺得最過癮喇。
+
+25
+00:02:26,869 --> 00:02:37,948
+佢畢竟年紀仲係細，雖然自細喺妓院裏頭長大，對於男女情愛嘅事啊，只係見得極多，而自己呢卻係似懂非懂㗎。
+
+26
+00:02:39,400 --> 00:02:42,974
+返到去，海老公問佢今日做咗咩嘢事。
+
+27
+00:02:43,777 --> 00:02:47,263
+韋小寶啊將去鰲拜屋企抄家嘅事講佢聽。
+
+28
+00:02:48,255 --> 00:02:55,340
+至於吞沒珍寶、金銀、匕首等等嘅嘢，自然係絕口不提啦，收尾佢話：
+
+29
+00:02:56,179 --> 00:02:59,714
+太后叫我去鰲拜屋企攞兩部四十二章經啊。
+
+30
+00:03:00,601 --> 00:03:02,891
+海老公突然間噗聲企起問話：
+
+31
+00:03:03,527 --> 00:03:07,207
+鰲拜屋企有兩部四十二章經咩？
+
+32
+00:03:08,037 --> 00:03:11,286
+係啊，係太后同皇上吩咐去攞嘅。
+
+33
+00:03:11,686 --> 00:03:15,350
+如果唔係，我搦咗嚟畀你人哋都未必知道啊。
+
+34
+00:03:16,754 --> 00:03:20,490
+海老公面色陰沉，冷冰冰噉話：
+
+35
+00:03:21,581 --> 00:03:31,266
+哼，落咗入太后嘅手，好啊，哼哼，好極嘞。
+
+36
+00:03:32,779 --> 00:03:38,396
+過咗一陣，廚房送飯嚟嘞，海老公只係食咗細半碗就唔食。
+
+37
+00:03:39,091 --> 00:03:44,582
+嗰雙盲咗嘅眼眨下眨下，仰起頭喺度想心事。
+
+38
+00:03:46,149 --> 00:03:54,110
+韋小寶食完飯，個心諗我瞓一陣先，到咗三更時分，再去同個小宮女傾偈玩下。
+
+39
+00:03:55,079 --> 00:03:58,952
+見海老公傻咗噉坐喺處唔逳，就和衣上床瞓嘞。
+
+40
+00:04:00,401 --> 00:04:07,503
+佢迷迷懵懵噉瞓咗一陣，靜雞雞起身，將嗰盒蜜餞糖果啊塞喺懷內。
+
+41
+00:04:08,392 --> 00:04:13,400
+怕嘈醒海老公啊，就慢慢噉一步步踮起腳行。
+
+42
+00:04:13,911 --> 00:04:19,640
+行到門邊，輕輕拔開咗門戌，再輕輕打開一道門。
+
+43
+00:04:20,196 --> 00:04:21,986
+突然間聽見海老公問佢：
+
+44
+00:04:22,908 --> 00:04:26,174
+小桂子，你去邊度啊？
+
+45
+00:04:27,211 --> 00:04:31,290
+韋小寶吃咗一驚話：我，誒，我去小便啊。
+
+46
+00:04:32,353 --> 00:04:35,002
+點解唔喺房小便呢？
+
+47
+00:04:35,983 --> 00:04:39,041
+哦，我瞓唔着，去花園行下。
+
+48
+00:04:39,654 --> 00:04:44,672
+韋小寶怕海老公攔阻佢，亦唔多講喇，開步就行出去。
+
+49
+00:04:45,777 --> 00:04:52,572
+左腳啱啱踏出一步，只覺得後領一緊，��經畀海老公捉住拉咗返轉頭。
+
+50
+00:04:53,330 --> 00:04:56,259
+韋小寶哎吖噉大叫一聲，佢諗：
+
+51
+00:04:56,628 --> 00:05:01,134
+死喇死喇，老烏龜知道我要去見嗰個小宮女唔准我去啊。
+
+52
+00:05:01,841 --> 00:05:04,922
+諗都未諗完，已經畀海老公𢴈咗喺床上。
+
+53
+00:05:05,874 --> 00:05:14,190
+韋小寶笑嘞：公公，你試我武功啊？好多日冇教我功夫嘞，你捉我呢一下係咩招式啊？
+
+54
+00:05:15,209 --> 00:05:23,556
+海老公話：哼，呢一招，叫做甕中捉鱉，手到擒來。
+
+55
+00:05:24,317 --> 00:05:28,848
+你就係水魚，捉你呢隻水魚仔。
+
+56
+00:05:29,767 --> 00:05:34,084
+韋小寶個心諗：老水魚捉水魚仔。
+
+57
+00:05:34,870 --> 00:05:39,930
+但係佢唔敢講出口，雙眼珠啊猛咁轉諗計甩身嘞。
+
+58
+00:05:41,284 --> 00:05:44,416
+海老公坐喺佢床邊，細細聲噉話：
+
+59
+00:05:45,720 --> 00:05:50,128
+你膽大心細，聰明伶俐。
+
+60
+00:05:51,010 --> 00:06:01,890
+學武雖然唔肯踏實，但係如果由我嚟好好磨練你，亦可以算得係可造之才嘅。
+
+61
+00:06:03,035 --> 00:06:06,780
+不過可惜啊，真係可惜啊。
+
+62
+00:06:07,926 --> 00:06:09,943
+公公，可惜咩啊？
+
+63
+00:06:10,767 --> 00:06:15,151
+海老公唔回答佢，只係歎咗口氣，過咗一陣就話：
+
+64
+00:06:16,609 --> 00:06:20,439
+你嘅京片子學得都差唔多喇。
+
+65
+00:06:21,569 --> 00:06:31,338
+幾個月之前，如果就會講呢啲説話，唔帶啲多揚州腔調，亦唔容易發覺。
+
+66
+00:06:32,039 --> 00:06:41,963
+嘩，韋小寶大吃一驚，霎時之間，全身毛管棟篤企，忍唔住周身嘀嘀咁震牙齒打卦。
+
+67
+00:06:42,626 --> 00:06:43,590
+佢強笑話：
+
+68
+00:06:44,290 --> 00:06:53,460
+嘿，呵，呵，公公，你，嘿嘿，你，你今晚講嘅説話真係，嘿嘿，嘿，真係古怪啊。
+
+69
+00:06:54,867 --> 00:07:01,479
+唉，細路，你今年幾多歲啊？
+
+70
+00:07:02,550 --> 00:07:06,047
+韋小寶聽佢語氣和藹，就冇咁怕喇。
+
+71
+00:07:06,978 --> 00:07:09,816
+我，我係十四歲啩。
+
+72
+00:07:10,989 --> 00:07:19,287
+十三歲就十三歲，十四歲就十四歲，點解係十四歲啩唧？
+
+73
+00:07:20,197 --> 00:07:24,483
+我阿媽亦唔係記得幾清楚嘞，我自己又唔知道啊。
+
+74
+00:07:25,163 --> 00:07:32,276
+呢一句確係真話，佢阿媽糊里糊塗，小寶到底幾歲，佢亦講唔清楚嘅。
+
+75
+00:07:33,403 --> 00:07:36,237
+海老公岌一岌頭，咳咗幾聲話：
+
+76
+00:07:36,904 --> 00:07:47,120
+我前幾年練功夫，練到走咗火，得咗呢個病一味咳，越咳越厲害。
+
+77
+00:07:48,169 --> 00:07:52,762
+近年來，自己知道係，冇乜行㗎喇。
+
+78
+00:07:54,067 --> 00:07:59,310
+我，我覺得你近來，誒，近來啲咳好咗啲嘞。
+
+79
+00:08:00,333 --> 00:08:04,481
+好咩嘢吖好，一啲都冇好。
+
+80
+00:08:05,318 --> 00:08:08,904
+我心口痛得好厲害你又點知道吖？
+
+81
+00:08:10,399 --> 00:08:13,770
+而家點啊？要唔要我搦啲藥畀你食吖？
+
+82
+00:08:15,616 --> 00:08:23,004
+唉，雙眼睇唔見，藥係唔能夠亂食嘅咯。
+
+83
+00:08:23,717 --> 00:08:30,143
+哎呀韋小寶大氣都唔敢唞啊，唔知佢講呢啲説話係咩嘢意思。
+
+84
+00:08:31,928 --> 00:08:42,236
+你機緣好到極，巴結到皇上，本來呢，亦可以有一番大大嘅作為嘅。
+
+85
+00:08:43,208 --> 00:08:54,381
+你冇淨身，我同你淨咗身亦唔緊要嘅，只不過，哈，遲喇，遲喇。
+
+86
+00:08:55,059 --> 00:09:04,110
+韋小寶唔明白淨身係咩嘢意思，只覺到佢今晚講説話嘅語氣講唔出咁古怪就係喇，就細細聲話：
+
+87
+00:09:04,923 --> 00:09:07,847
+公公，好夜喇，你瞓啦。
+
+88
+00:09:09,457 --> 00:09:11,926
+瞓啦，瞓啦。
+
+89
+00:09:12,668 --> 00:09:24,559
+唉，瞓覺嘅時候，以後仲好多，朝亦瞓，晚亦瞓，瞓着咗永遠都唔會醒。
+
+90
+00:09:25,338 --> 00:09:36,711
+細路，一個人淨係瞓覺，唔使起身，唔會心口痛，唔會咳得咁辛苦你話幾好啊。
+
+91
+00:09:37,651 --> 00:09:39,693
+韋小寶嚇到唔敢出聲。
+
+92
+00:09:41,559 --> 00:09:46,258
+細路，你屋企仲有啲咩嘢人啊？
+
+93
+00:09:47,191 --> 00:09:52,559
+呢平平淡淡一句説話，韋小寶覺得難以回答噃。
+
+94
+00:09:53,070 --> 00:09:56,451
+佢真係唔知道嗰個死咗嘅小桂子屋企有啲咩嘢人。
+
+95
+00:09:57,261 --> 00:10:03,126
+如果亂咁回答，九成即時就穿煲嘞，但係又唔能夠唔答啊。
+
+96
+00:10:03,896 --> 00:10:09,941
+只有希望海老公本來唔知道小桂子屋企嘅底細先至噉樣問啦，就回答話：
+
+97
+00:10:11,228 --> 00:10:18,755
+我屋企只有個老母，其餘啲人，咁多年嚟，唉，都唔使提喇。
+
+98
+00:10:19,889 --> 00:10:29,200
+説話裏便啊拖咗一條噉嘅尾：如果小桂子仲有父兄姊妹，就不妨用噉亦唔使提咯呢幾個字嚟到推搪。
+
+99
+00:10:30,678 --> 00:10:39,816
+海老公話：只有個老母啊，你哋福建話，叫老母做咩嘢㗎？
+
+100
+00:10:40,869 --> 00:10:47,871
+韋小寶又吃一驚嘞：咩嘢福建話？唔通小桂子係福建人啊？
+
+101
+00:10:49,115 --> 00:10:55,289
+佢話我以前講嘢有揚州腔調，恐怕，恐怕。
+
+102
+00:10:56,209 --> 00:11:01,476
+咿呀，噉佢雙眼畀我整盲咗呢件事佢知唔知道呢？
+
+103
+00:11:02,144 --> 00:11:07,493
+剎那之間，頭腦裏便閃過無數念頭，就含含糊糊噉話：
+
+104
+00:11:08,170 --> 00:11:12,294
+叫誒，叫，嗯，你問呢個做咩啫？
+
+105
+00:11:13,583 --> 00:11:15,422
+海老公又歎咗口氣話：
+
+106
+00:11:16,547 --> 00:11:28,282
+唉，你年紀細細就咁壞喇，哈，到底係似你老豆定係似你老母呢？
+
+107
+00:11:29,171 --> 00:11:31,186
+韋小寶咭聲噉笑起嚟話：
+
+108
+00:11:31,889 --> 00:11:37,766
+我係邊個都唔似，好啊唔係點好，壞亦唔算認真壞嘅。
+
+109
+00:11:38,784 --> 00:11:46,813
+海老公咳咗幾聲話：我係成年之後，先至淨身做太監嘅。
+
+110
+00:11:48,008 --> 00:11:56,367
+韋小寶暗暗叫苦嘞：原來做太監要淨身，噉就要割咗小便嗰件嘢咯噃。
+
+111
+00:11:56,988 --> 00:12:02,652
+佢話知道我冇淨身，如果嚟幫我淨身，噉唔係死畀你睇？
+
+112
+00:12:03,434 --> 00:12:05,350
+只聽見海老公繼續話：
+
+113
+00:12:06,398 --> 00:12:13,008
+我本來有個仔，只係可惜喺八歲嗰年就死咗咯。
+
+114
+00:12:14,419 --> 00:12:20,171
+如果佢有命到今日，我個仔亦應該有你咁大咯。
+
+115
+00:12:21,587 --> 00:12:26,241
+嗰個姓茅嘅茅十八，佢唔係你阿爹啩？
+
+116
+00:12:27,259 --> 00:12:33,066
+韋小寶聲都震晒話：唔唔係，誒當當，當然唔係啦。
+
+117
+00:12:34,689 --> 00:12:46,489
+我亦諗唔係嘅，如果你係我個仔，身陷喺皇宮裏便，就算有天大嘅危險我亦會嚟救你出去嘅。
+
+118
+00:12:48,071 --> 00:12:50,431
+就係可惜我冇你呢個好老豆呢。
+
+119
+00:12:51,751 --> 00:13:01,713
+我教過你兩套武功，第一套大擒拿手，第二套大慈大悲千葉手。
+
+120
+00:13:02,389 --> 00:13:10,896
+呢兩套功夫我都冇教齊，你自不然亦冇學會啦，只係學咗一成半成。
+
+121
+00:13:11,570 --> 00:13:14,629
+哼哼，哈哈哈哈哈。
+
+122
+00:13:15,657 --> 00:13:20,330
+之唔係，你老人家最好將呢兩套功夫教齊畀我。
+
+123
+00:13:20,703 --> 00:13:28,020
+你天下第一嘅武功，總要有個人幫你傳落去，幫你老人家揚名噉先至係㗎嘛。
+
+124
+00:13:29,488 --> 00:13:38,857
+天下第一呢四個字，邊處敢當吖？世上武功高強嘅，都唔知有幾多。
+
+125
+00:13:40,051 --> 00:13:46,641
+我呢兩套功夫，你呢一生一世就嚟唔切學得齊全㗎喇。
+
+126
+00:13:47,906 --> 00:14:01,228
+嗱，你吸一啖氣，然後你摸住左便小腹，離開肚臍三寸嘅地方，出力撳一撳睇下點樣。
+
+127
+00:14:02,349 --> 00:14:14,100
+韋小寶照佢嘅説話，摸到佢講嘅地方出力一撳，當堂痛到入心不由話吖噉樣大叫一聲，霎時間滿頭大汗猛咁喘氣。
+
+128
+00:14:15,201 --> 00:14:21,763
+呢近半個幾月嚟啊，左便小腹偶然間亦隱隱作痛，噉以為食錯嘢啫。
+
+129
+00:14:22,127 --> 00:14:26,498
+何況只係痛一陣咁耐就唔痛嘞，從來都唔放喺心上。
+
+130
+00:14:27,357 --> 00:14:31,404
+想唔到對準一點出力撳落去竟然會痛得咁犀利嘅。
+
+131
+00:14:32,344 --> 00:14:36,016
+海老公話：好得意呢？
+
+132
+00:14:36,770 --> 00:14:40,694
+韋小寶個心鬧佢嘞：死老烏龜，臭老烏龜！
+
+133
+00:14:41,501 --> 00:14:42,640
+但係把口又話：
+
+134
+00:14:43,393 --> 00:14:46,509
+有一啲啲痛，不過都冇咩嘢得意吖。
+
+135
+00:14:47,939 --> 00:14:57,423
+你每日上午去賭錢，又去同皇上練武，你未返嚟，飯菜就送嚟嘞。
+
+136
+00:14:58,560 --> 00:15:08,777
+我覺得啲湯唔夠甜，就喺藥箱裏便，攞一樽藥出嚟，日日同你喺湯裏便加啲料。
+
+137
+00:15:09,359 --> 00:15:18,226
+只係加噉一啲啲啫，加得多喇，毒性重過頭，對你身子不大妥當嘅。
+
+138
+00:15:19,099 --> 00:15:26,938
+你呢個人好細心㗎，但係我從來唔飲湯，你一啲都唔疑心咩？
+
+139
+00:15:27,926 --> 00:15:33,761
+韋小寶當堂毛骨悚然啊話：我，我以為你唔鐘意飲湯咋。
+
+140
+00:15:34,263 --> 00:15:39,429
+你，你又話飲咗湯，會，會，會咳嘅。
+
+141
+00:15:40,637 --> 00:15:46,543
+我本來好鐘意飲湯嘅，不過湯裏便有咗毒藥。
+
+142
+00:15:47,126 --> 00:15:56,196
+雖然份量好輕，但係日日噉飲，時間一長咯，總係有啲危險㗎，係唔係吖？
+
+143
+00:15:57,379 --> 00:16:02,594
+韋小寶嬲嘞：梗係啦，公公，你真係厲害啊。
+
+144
+00:16:03,588 --> 00:16:12,682
+噉亦唔見得，本來我想等你再食三個月毒藥，先至放你離開皇宮��。
+
+145
+00:16:13,553 --> 00:16:16,606
+嗰陣時，你就慢慢肚痛喇。
+
+146
+00:16:17,271 --> 00:16:24,044
+先不先呢，係一日痛半個時辰，痛得亦唔係好緊要。
+
+147
+00:16:24,783 --> 00:16:30,860
+然後呢就越痛越犀利，痛嘅時間呢亦越嚟越長。
+
+148
+00:16:31,741 --> 00:16:38,139
+大概到咗一年之後啦，噉就日夜不停噉猛咁痛。
+
+149
+00:16:38,868 --> 00:16:50,918
+要痛到你將自己頭殼，出力噉撞埋牆，痛到將自己隻手啲肉、隻腳啲肉，一嚿嚿噉咬落嚟。
+
+150
+00:16:51,896 --> 00:16:58,951
+哈，只可惜我身子越嚟越唔得嘞，恐怕唔能夠再等。
+
+151
+00:17:00,062 --> 00:17:07,025
+你身上面中嗰啲毒，第啲人係冇解藥嘅，係得我有嘅啫。
+
+152
+00:17:08,296 --> 00:17:16,109
+細路，你到底係受咗邊個嘅指使，想呢條計嚟整盲我雙眼㗎？
+
+153
+00:17:17,028 --> 00:17:21,720
+你老實講出嚟，我即刻畀解藥畀你。
+
+154
+00:17:22,787 --> 00:17:33,687
+韋小寶年紀雖然係細啊，亦知道就算自己講咗指使嘅人出嚟，佢亦決唔能夠放生自己嘅，何況根本就冇人指使呢。
+
+155
+00:17:34,399 --> 00:17:40,426
+佢話：指使嘅人當然有啦，講出嚟呀，怕會嚇你一大跳。
+
+156
+00:17:41,377 --> 00:17:54,373
+原來你早就知道我唔係小桂子，就想呢個法子嚟折磨我，哈哈哈哈哈哈，哈哈哈，你噉啊上咗我大當喇，哈哈哈哈哈哈，哈哈哈哈哈哈。
+
+157
+00:17:55,659 --> 00:17:59,360
+韋小寶大聲咁笑，個身就跟住亂咁逳。
+
+158
+00:18:00,084 --> 00:18:08,716
+右腿一彎，右手已經揸住咗匕首柄，好慢好慢噉喺劍鞘拔出嚟，唔畀佢發出絲毫嘅聲音。
+
+159
+00:18:09,443 --> 00:18:13,694
+就算有極輕微嘅聲音啊，亦畀笑聲冚住嘞。
+
+160
+00:18:14,982 --> 00:18:18,907
+哦？我上咗你咩嘢大當啦？
+
+161
+00:18:20,024 --> 00:18:24,326
+韋小寶亂噏一通啊無非要使佢分心啫，個心諗：
+
+162
+00:18:24,784 --> 00:18:31,792
+索性再亂噏一通至得，就話，湯裏便有毒藥，第一日咋我就食出嚟喇。
+
+163
+00:18:32,255 --> 00:18:36,529
+我同小玄子商量，佢話，你放毒害我。
+
+164
+00:18:37,306 --> 00:18:39,181
+海老公大吃一驚啊佢話：
+
+165
+00:18:39,914 --> 00:18:42,490
+皇上早就知道啦？
+
+166
+00:18:43,330 --> 00:18:48,145
+點會唔知道啊？只不過嗰陣時呢我仲唔知道佢係皇上。
+
+167
+00:18:48,448 --> 00:18:52,067
+小玄子叫我不動聲色，留心提防你。
+
+168
+00:18:52,282 --> 00:18:58,808
+飲湯嘅時候只係飲入個口啫，跟住呢都𦧲翻落隻碗處，橫掂你又睇唔見嘅。
+
+169
+00:18:59,469 --> 00:19:07,791
+一面講，一面就將匕首半寸半寸噉攞起，劍尖呢就慢慢慢慢對準海老公個心口。
+
+170
+00:19:08,338 --> 00:19:16,073
+個心諗：如果唔係一下就將佢㓤死，就算㓤中咗，佢一掌擊落嚟自己仲係冇命嘅。
+
+171
+00:19:17,240 --> 00:19:20,503
+海老公將信將疑，冷笑住話：
+
+172
+00:19:21,214 --> 00:19:29,499
+哼哼，你如果冇飲湯，點解一撳左邊個肚，又會痛得咁厲害呢？
+
+173
+00:19:30,424 --> 00:19:31,443
+韋小寶話：
+
+174
+00:19:32,034 --> 00:19:40,867
+唉，睇嚟，雖然係我將啲湯吐翻出嚟，不過就係爭冇啷口，仲係食咗啲毒藥落肚囉。
+
+175
+00:19:41,576 --> 00:19:44,839
+講完喇，又將匕首移近幾寸。
+
+176
+00:19:45,836 --> 00:19:52,547
+海老公話：噉亦好吖，橫掂呢啲毒藥係冇得解嘅。
+
+177
+00:19:53,147 --> 00:19:59,698
+你中毒淺啲，發作啊遲啲，受苦亦只有更大喇。
+
+178
+00:20:00,652 --> 00:20:10,199
+韋小寶哈哈大笑，喺笑聲當中，全身嘅力都集中喺右臂，猛力刺出去，直指海老公心口。
+
+179
+00:20:10,652 --> 00:20:16,070
+等一刀刺入去，即刻就趢落去床角尾，喺床腳啊飆出去外便。
+
+180
+00:20:17,378 --> 00:20:26,810
+海老公突然間覺得一浸寒氣撲面，覺得有啲奇怪嘞，只係知道對方已經逳手，都嚟唔切多想佢係點樣出手嘅。
+
+181
+00:20:26,997 --> 00:20:31,872
+左手揮出向住㓤嚟嘅兵器格過去，右掌跟住出去。
+
+182
+00:20:31,970 --> 00:20:38,288
+啪一聲，將韋小寶打到飛身而起，撞爛窗格，一直𢴈咗落窗外嘅花園。
+
+183
+00:20:38,759 --> 00:20:44,513
+跟住，只覺得左手一陣劇痛，四隻手指已經畀匕首切斷嘞。
+
+184
+00:20:45,360 --> 00:20:55,229
+各位，如果唔係韋小寶把匕首寒氣太厲害啊，佢事先完全冇警兆，呢下呢非㓤中佢心口不可嘅。
+
+185
+00:20:56,197 --> 00:21:04,254
+但係如果尋常刀劍，兩個人嘅功力相差太遠，雖然㓤中心口啊，亦不過係皮肉之傷。
+
+186
+00:21:04,734 --> 00:21:12,806
+佢內勁一到，手掌好似鐵噉，擊喺刀劍上便，將刀劍震飛，亦唔會傷到自己嘅手掌啊。
+
+187
+00:21:14,034 --> 00:21:25,190
+但係呢把匕首實在太過鋭利嘞，海老公苦練幾���年嘅內勁，竟然唔能夠將佢震到甩手，反而無聲無息噉切斷咗四隻手指。
+
+188
+00:21:26,100 --> 00:21:33,769
+但係佢右手一掌結結實實噉打落韋小寶心口，呢一掌開碑裂石非同小可啊。
+
+189
+00:21:34,419 --> 00:21:40,146
+估計韋小寶早就五臟俱裂，人喺飛處窗外之前就已經死咗喇。
+
+190
+00:21:41,551 --> 00:21:43,970
+佢冷笑一聲自言自語話：
+
+191
+00:21:45,312 --> 00:21:51,833
+哼哼哼哼，死得咁容易，真係便宜咗呢個衰仔啊。
+
+192
+00:21:52,673 --> 00:22:02,754
+定一定神，行去藥箱處攞啲金瘡藥出嚟敷上傷口，撕咗條床單包扎住左掌，吟吟沉沉話：
+
+193
+00:22:03,929 --> 00:22:08,720
+呢個衰仔用嘅係咩兵器乜咁犀利嘅？
+
+194
+00:22:09,133 --> 00:22:15,104
+強忍手上嘅劇痛，跳出去窗口，伸手向韋小寶跌落嘅地方摸過去。
+
+195
+00:22:15,633 --> 00:22:19,900
+要搵嗰把自己見所未見聞所未聞嘅寶刀利刃啊。
+
+196
+00:22:20,447 --> 00:22:25,370
+點知摸啊摸摸咗好耐，哈，竟然乜嘢都冇摸到。
+
+197
+00:22:26,968 --> 00:22:35,511
+佢雙眼未盲嘅時候，窗外便花園早就睇到熟晒，邊度有花，邊處有石都心中了了嘅。
+
+198
+00:22:35,960 --> 00:22:39,522
+明明聽見韋小寶啊跌落一棵芍藥花旁邊嘅。
+
+199
+00:22:40,350 --> 00:22:45,324
+呢個衰仔手上嘅寶劍，或者已經震到遠遠咁飛咗去。
+
+200
+00:22:45,782 --> 00:22:48,991
+但係佢嘅屍體點解會突然間唔見呢？
+
+201
+00:22:49,784 --> 00:22:54,766
+嗱各位，欲知後事如何，且聽下回分解。

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+1
+00:00:00,660 --> 00:00:07,418
+話説韋小寶中咗海老公一掌，當堂氣都窒晒，心口啊痛到極。
+
+2
+00:00:07,902 --> 00:00:14,162
+成個人啊似乎都好似一寸一寸噉裂開，一跌落地唧，爭啲暈咗。
+
+3
+00:00:14,949 --> 00:00:18,810
+但係佢知道此時此刻真係同閻羅王隔張紙嘅啫。
+
+4
+00:00:19,682 --> 00:00:24,522
+既然唔能夠將海老公㓤死啊，老烏龜必定出嚟追擊嘅。
+
+5
+00:00:25,002 --> 00:00:33,728
+即刻奮力爬起身，只係行得兩步啫，雙腳一軟又試𢴈倒，𠽤哩𡃈嘞，喺一道斜坡一直趢落去。
+
+6
+00:00:34,947 --> 00:00:42,396
+海老公如果手指冇割斷啊，韋小寶趢落斜坡個聲音呢，當然走唔過佢雙耳仔。
+
+7
+00:00:43,452 --> 00:00:51,522
+只係佢受咗重傷，心煩意亂，加之發夢呢亦想唔到呢個細路中咗自己呢一掌竟然間會唔死。
+
+8
+00:00:52,095 --> 00:00:56,592
+雖然聽到聲啊，不過就完全冇想到其中嘅緣故啊。
+
+9
+00:00:57,574 --> 00:01:03,839
+呢條斜坡好長嘅，韋小寶一直趢咗十幾丈遠，噉先至停住。
+
+10
+00:01:04,717 --> 00:01:10,851
+佢掙扎住企起身慢慢再行遠啲，周身筋骨痛楚不堪。
+
+11
+00:01:11,496 --> 00:01:15,440
+好彩，把匕首仲揸住喺手，個心都好慶幸。
+
+12
+00:01:16,472 --> 00:01:24,352
+先頭老烏龜將我打到飛出窗外，我居然冇將匕首插入自己嘅身處，真係好彩到極嘞。
+
+13
+00:01:25,632 --> 00:01:28,436
+將把匕首插翻入靴筒，個心諗：
+
+14
+00:01:29,316 --> 00:01:36,808
+西洋鏡已經拆穿，老烏龜既然知道我係冒牌貨，皇宮呢，係唔能夠再住咯。
+
+15
+00:01:37,656 --> 00:01:41,438
+只係可惜四十五萬兩銀啊變咗一場空歡喜，
+
+16
+00:01:41,891 --> 00:01:49,242
+唉，佢阿爺嘩，一個人邊度有咁好運㗎，橫財一發就四十五萬兩？
+
+17
+00:01:49,978 --> 00:02:01,305
+噉啊總而言之，老子有過四十五萬兩銀嘅身家嚱，不過係老子手段闊綽，一夜之間就捹清光啫嘛你話犀利唔犀利吖？
+
+18
+00:02:02,259 --> 00:02:06,750
+喺個肚裏便吹牛啊不禁十分得戚嘞，佢又諗：
+
+19
+00:02:07,496 --> 00:02:16,779
+吖，嗰個小宮女仲喺度等緊我㗎噃，橫掂三更半夜亦唔能夠離開皇宮嘅，不如而家去見下佢至得。
+
+20
+00:02:17,264 --> 00:02:23,957
+哎呀，佢摸一摸懷內嗰個紙盒，早就已經矺到一塌糊塗嘞，個心諗：
+
+21
+00:02:24,592 --> 00:02:33,938
+我仲係搦去畀佢睇下，免佢等到心焦，我就話我跌咗一跤，將蜜餞糖果矺到爛晒，變咗一堆牛屎。
+
+22
+00:02:34,445 --> 00:02:43,479
+不過呢啲牛屎呢又甜又香都唔知幾滋味，哈哈哈哈，又甜又香嘅牛屎你食過未吖？老子就食過喇。
+
+23
+00:02:44,853 --> 00:02:50,848
+佢諗下覺得好好玩，就加快腳步，行去太后住嗰間慈寧宮。
+
+24
+00:02:51,606 --> 00:02:57,870
+噉啊只係行快幾步啫，心口跟住就劇痛，噉唯有又放慢翻腳步啦。
+
+25
+00:02:58,506 --> 00:03:04,174
+當佢嚟到慈寧宮外便嘅時候，見到宮門閂到實一實，個心諗：
+
+26
+00:03:04,460 --> 00:03:10,054
+哎呀弊，冇估到呢道門會閂埋嘅，噉點入去呢？
+
+27
+00:03:11,198 --> 00:03:16,464
+正在唔知點好嘅時候，宮門忽然間無聲無息噉推開咗。
+
+28
+00:03:16,882 --> 00:03:22,858
+一個小姑娘哄個頭出嚟，喺月光之下睇得清清楚楚正係蕊初。
+
+29
+00:03:23,916 --> 00:03:30,730
+只見佢微笑住翕一翕手，韋小寶好歡喜嘞，輕手輕腳入咗去。
+
+30
+00:03:31,340 --> 00:03:35,497
+蕊初又將道門掩翻埋，喺佢耳邊細細聲話：
+
+31
+00:03:36,043 --> 00:03:40,208
+我怕你入唔到嚟啊，已經喺呢度呀等咗好耐喇。
+
+32
+00:03:41,002 --> 00:03:49,017
+韋小寶亦低聲話：我嚟遲咗喇，我喺路上𠽤到一隻又臭又硬嘅老烏龜，跌咗我一跤啊。
+
+33
+00:03:49,859 --> 00:03:53,714
+乜花園裏便有隻烏龜嘅咩？我未見過嘅？
+
+34
+00:03:54,089 --> 00:03:56,670
+你，你跌得痛唔痛啊？
+
+35
+00:03:57,463 --> 00:04:02,630
+先頭韋小寶一鼓作氣噉行嚟，身上嘅痛楚都仲可以忍得住。
+
+36
+00:04:03,342 --> 00:04:10,180
+而家畀蕊初噉一問，只覺得周身筋骨冇處唔痛，忍唔住嗯咗一聲。
+
+37
+00:04:11,028 --> 00:04:14,886
+蕊初拉住佢隻手低聲問：跌痛咗邊度啊？
+
+38
+00:04:15,468 --> 00:04:21,396
+韋小寶正話想回答，忽然間見到地下有個黑影飛過，擔高頭一睇。
+
+39
+00:04:21,849 --> 00:04:27,311
+只見一隻巨大無比嘅大鷹，喺牆頭飛咗入嚟，輕輕噉落喺地下。
+
+40
+00:04:27,765 --> 00:04:30,822
+佢大吃一驚啊，嚇到爭啲嗌出聲。
+
+41
+00:04:31,520 --> 00:04:38,420
+月光之下只見嗰隻大鷹好似個人噉企起嚟，原來唔係大鷹，係一個人。
+
+42
+00:04:38,878 --> 00:04:44,656
+呢個人身材瘦削，彎腰駝背，竟然就係海老公啊！
+
+43
+00:04:45,220 --> 00:04:50,330
+蕊初本來就面向韋小寶嘅，所以冇見到海老公入嚟。
+
+44
+00:04:51,241 --> 00:04:57,616
+但係見到韋小寶睩大雙眼，面上嘅表情好驚噉，亦都擰轉頭嘞。
+
+45
+00:04:58,692 --> 00:05:07,550
+韋小寶用左手揞實佢個嘴，好大力，使佢唔能夠出聲，跟住右手呢猛咁搖，示意唔好出聲啊噉。
+
+46
+00:05:08,188 --> 00:05:15,260
+蕊初岌一岌頭，韋小寶噉先慢慢放翻開隻左手，目不轉睛噉睇住海老公。
+
+47
+00:05:16,482 --> 00:05:24,860
+只見海老公直篤篤噉企響處，好似喺度傾聽動靜，過咗一陣先慢慢噉向前行。
+
+48
+00:05:25,684 --> 00:05:30,219
+韋小寶見佢唔係向住自己行過嚟，就松翻啖氣個心諗：
+
+49
+00:05:30,943 --> 00:05:37,384
+呢隻老烏龜好犀利啊，雙眼雖然盲咗，居然能夠追到嚟呢度。
+
+50
+00:05:38,628 --> 00:05:43,773
+只要我同呢個小宮女啲多聲都唔出，老烏龜就搵唔到我喇。
+
+51
+00:05:45,026 --> 00:05:52,998
+只見海老公向前行咗幾步，突然飆起，落喺韋小寶面前，左手一伸就叉住蕊初條頸。
+
+52
+00:05:53,660 --> 00:05:59,571
+蕊初啊噉叫一聲，但喉嚨畀人哋揸住啊，呢一聲叫得又低又悶。
+
+53
+00:06:00,340 --> 00:06:06,151
+韋小寶諗：老烏龜搵嘅係我，又唔係搵呢個小宮女唔會殺死佢嘅。
+
+54
+00:06:06,874 --> 00:06:13,637
+佢呢個時候同海老公距離不過兩尺遠，嚇到啊幾乎要瀨尿咁滯，但係逳都唔逳。
+
+55
+00:06:14,551 --> 00:06:18,550
+知道只要自己逳一下隻手指尾唧，就會畀佢聽出嚟㗎喇。
+
+56
+00:06:20,243 --> 00:06:26,860
+海老公低聲話：唔好出聲，唔聽話我就捻死你。
+
+57
+00:06:28,224 --> 00:06:32,445
+細細聲回答我嘅説話，你係邊個？
+
+58
+00:06:33,796 --> 00:06:37,444
+蕊初低聲話：我，我。
+
+59
+00:06:38,208 --> 00:06:41,876
+海老公用右手摸下佢頭頂，又摸下佢面珠。
+
+60
+00:06:42,922 --> 00:06:45,657
+你係個小宮女，係唔係啊？
+
+61
+00:06:46,339 --> 00:06:49,198
+蕊初話：係，係。
+
+62
+00:06:50,183 --> 00:06:54,048
+三更半夜，喺呢處做乜嘢？
+
+63
+00:06:55,151 --> 00:06:59,368
+我，我，我嚟呢處玩下啫嘛。
+
+64
+00:07:00,281 --> 00:07:08,830
+海老公塊面露出一絲微笑，喺慘淡嘅月光之下睇上嚟啊，反而顯得更加陰森恐怖，佢問：
+
+65
+00:07:09,583 --> 00:07:11,802
+仲有邊個喺呢處啊？
+
+66
+00:07:12,523 --> 00:07:14,489
+講完鈒低個頭喺度聽。
+
+67
+00:07:15,742 --> 00:07:23,600
+先頭蕊初就唔識得忍住道氣，驚慌之下呼吸粗重，畀海老公聽出佢企嘅位置。
+
+68
+00:07:24,631 --> 00:07:31,141
+韋小寶同佢嘅距離雖然係近啊，但係呼吸極輕微，佢一時呢察覺唔到。
+
+69
+00:07:32,028 --> 00:07:36,512
+韋小寶想要打手勢叫佢唔好講，之又唔敢逳雙手啊。
+
+70
+00:07:37,200 --> 00:07:43,578
+好彩蕊初乖覺，發覺佢雙眼已經盲咗就話：冇，冇喇。
+
+71
+00:07:45,097 --> 00:07:50,660
+皇太后，住喺邊度嚟啊？你帶我去見佢。
+
+72
+00:07:51,498 --> 00:07:57,540
+公公啊，你，你唔好同皇太后講啊，下次，下次我唔敢咯。
+
+73
+00:07:58,577 --> 00:08:02,717
+蕊初以為呢個老太監捉住咗自己，要去稟報太后。
+
+74
+00:08:03,430 --> 00:08:10,355
+海老公話：你𠼮都冇用喇，唔帶我去我即時就捻死你。
+
+75
+00:08:10,729 --> 00:08:16,334
+隻手微微一使力啫，蕊初當堂窒息咁滯，塊面啊唂到紅一紅。
+
+76
+00:08:17,076 --> 00:08:22,793
+韋小寶驚到不得了，終於瀨出尿，喺褲襠裏便一滴滴咁流。
+
+77
+00:08:23,578 --> 00:08:29,028
+好彩海老公冇留意，就算聽到咯，亦以為係蕊初嚇到瀨尿唧。
+
+78
+00:08:30,300 --> 00:08:35,520
+海老公慢慢鬆開左手低聲話：快啲帶我去。
+
+79
+00:08:36,448 --> 00:08:39,802
+蕊初冇法子嘞，唯有話：好啦。
+
+80
+00:08:40,890 --> 00:08:47,133
+擸咗韋小寶一眼，做個表情示意佢快啲走，自己呢決唔會供佢出嚟嘅。
+
+81
+00:08:47,470 --> 00:08:53,746
+然後低聲話：太后寢宮喺嗰便啊。慢慢噉移動腳步。
+
+82
+00:08:54,453 --> 00:08:58,188
+海老公嘅左手仍然揸住佢條頸，同佢一拍噉行。
+
+83
+00:08:59,184 --> 00:09:05,555
+韋小寶諗：老烏龜必定去同皇太后講，我係冒充嘅小太監。
+
+84
+00:09:05,955 --> 00:09:12,736
+小桂子係畀我殺死嘅，佢自己雙眼呢係畀我整盲嘅，要太后即刻下令捉我。
+
+85
+00:09:13,667 --> 00:09:17,847
+咦，佢點解唔去稟報皇上呢？
+
+86
+00:09:18,990 --> 00:09:27,356
+啊係喇佢知道皇上對我好，告狀呢多數告唔入嘅，噉，噉又點算好呢？
+
+87
+00:09:28,489 --> 00:09:30,408
+我即刻逃出去皇宮至得。
+
+88
+00:09:30,804 --> 00:09:36,263
+哎呀，弊，呢個時候宮門早就閂埋嘞又點逃走得出去呢？
+
+89
+00:09:36,690 --> 00:09:42,060
+只要再過一陣間，太后傳下命��，到其時更加係插翼難飛喇。
+
+90
+00:09:42,959 --> 00:09:48,959
+韋小寶正在唔知點好嘅時候，忽然間聽見前面間房裏便一個女子聲音問：
+
+91
+00:09:49,739 --> 00:09:51,680
+外便係邊個啊？
+
+92
+00:09:52,298 --> 00:09:59,029
+呢把聲陰陰森森，韋小寶聽得好清楚，係皇太后把聲嚟。
+
+93
+00:09:59,684 --> 00:10:03,330
+佢嚇咗一驚啊，想即刻起腳就逃走嘞。
+
+94
+00:10:04,178 --> 00:10:11,999
+只聽見海老公話：奴才海大富，嚟同你老人家請安啊。
+
+95
+00:10:12,998 --> 00:10:17,549
+呢把聲亦係陰陰森森，一啲都冇恭謹嘅意思。
+
+96
+00:10:18,602 --> 00:10:26,718
+韋小寶好驚奇嘞：老烏龜係個咩嘢東東啊？竟然膽敢對太后咁無禮嘅？
+
+97
+00:10:27,969 --> 00:10:36,973
+念頭一轉佢諗：老烏龜講說話乞人憎，九成九，太后向來都好討厭佢嘅。
+
+98
+00:10:37,719 --> 00:10:42,630
+不如我乘機同佢亂駁一番，橫掂要逃走啊逃走唔出去㗎嘞。
+
+99
+00:10:42,861 --> 00:10:51,182
+呢一着啊雖然係冒險，但係諗住自己新近立咗大功，皇上同太后都好鐘意自己。
+
+100
+00:10:51,973 --> 00:10:58,567
+殺咗個把小桂子，整盲咗海老烏龜嗰只狗眼核，亦算唔得咩嘢大罪啊。
+
+101
+00:10:59,024 --> 00:11:04,001
+真係唔掂咯，嗰陣時仲可以請結拜大佬索額圖出嚟講情吖。
+
+102
+00:11:04,783 --> 00:11:09,365
+自己如果拍下囉柚一走，咩嘢説話都畀老烏龜講晒。
+
+103
+00:11:09,507 --> 00:11:15,900
+噉自己既然係逃跑咗，自不然係作賊心虛，本來冇罪都反而變為有罪咯。
+
+104
+00:11:17,041 --> 00:11:30,354
+又諗：太后如果問我點解要殺小桂子啊噉，我話，誒我話，嗯，嗯，我聽見小桂子同海老烏龜講太后同皇上嘅壞話，講咗好多好多好難聽到極嘅説話。
+
+105
+00:11:30,558 --> 00:11:37,521
+我嬲起上嚟，忍無可忍，因此就將小桂子一刀殺咗，又乘機整盲咗海老烏龜隻眼啫。
+
+106
+00:11:38,032 --> 00:11:42,168
+至於講咩壞話，噉大可以生安白造一番吖。
+
+107
+00:11:42,775 --> 00:11:50,619
+鬥打交我係打唔過老烏龜嘅，鬥講大話鬥吹牛，你老烏龜邊度係老子對手啊？
+
+108
+00:11:51,303 --> 00:11:55,690
+想想下得意起嚟嘞，當堂膽壯翻，就唔想逃走嘞。
+
+109
+00:11:56,359 --> 00:12:03,385
+佢最怕嘅係海老公駁唔過自己，跳上嚟一掌將自己打死，噉真係死得冤枉咯。
+
+110
+00:12:03,759 --> 00:12:12,109
+因此呢等陣間喺太后面前辯白嘅時候，務必要企喺一笪安全嘅地方，等老烏龜捉唔到打唔到至得。
+
+111
+00:12:13,009 --> 00:12:21,860
+只聽見太后話：你要請安，點解日頭唔嚟，半夜三更噉走嚟成咩嘢體統啊？
+
+112
+00:12:23,248 --> 00:12:34,693
+奴才有件機密大事要啟奏太后，日頭人多耳雜，畀人哋聽到咗，唔係點妥當啊。
+
+113
+00:12:35,450 --> 00:12:40,181
+韋小寶個心諗：嚟喇嚟喇，老烏龜告狀喇。
+
+114
+00:12:40,603 --> 00:12:45,893
+好，由得佢講先，等佢講咗一大半嘞我先插嘴都唔遲。
+
+115
+00:12:46,293 --> 00:12:48,559
+係呢，我匿喺邊處好呢？
+
+116
+00:12:49,451 --> 00:12:57,374
+睇咗一睇四周圍嘅形勢，就選中咗一笪地方，就一步步壓到去金魚池嘅假山後便。
+
+117
+00:12:58,130 --> 00:13:04,903
+心諗：老烏龜如果衝過嚟打我，兵砰一聲呢，必定跌落金魚池先嘅。
+
+118
+00:13:05,063 --> 00:13:12,817
+我即刻衝入去太后間房裏便，老烏龜就算有沙煲咁大嘅膽，亦唔敢追到入太后房間嚟打人嘅。
+
+119
+00:13:14,254 --> 00:13:21,020
+只聽見太后哼咗一聲話：哼！有咩嘢機密大事，你就講啦。
+
+120
+00:13:22,469 --> 00:13:29,684
+太后身邊冇第啲人吖嘛？老奴才嘅説話，好機密㗎噃。
+
+121
+00:13:30,652 --> 00:13:38,959
+你要唔要入嚟查下吖？你武功咁使得，我身邊有冇人，唔通你都聽唔出咩？
+
+122
+00:13:40,164 --> 00:13:51,022
+奴才唔敢入太后間房，可唔可以勞煩太后嘅聖駕，行出嚟，奴才有事啓奏啊。
+
+123
+00:13:51,764 --> 00:14:00,130
+哼！你真係越嚟越大膽嘞，而家又恃住邊個啊？膽敢咁放肆啊。
+
+124
+00:14:01,176 --> 00:14:05,833
+韋小寶聽到呢處，個心歡喜到不得了，個心跟住鬧：
+
+125
+00:14:06,187 --> 00:14:12,892
+老烏龜，你真係越嚟越大膽喇，而家啊恃住邊個啊，膽敢咁放肆啊。
+
+126
+00:14:13,824 --> 00:14:16,891
+海老公話：奴才不敢。
+
+127
+00:14:17,737 --> 00:14:19,632
+太后又哼咗一聲話：
+
+128
+00:14:20,653 --> 00:14:24,447
+哼，你早就冇將我睇在眼內喇。
+
+129
+00:14:25,411 --> 00:14:29,343
+今晚黑忽然間摸到嚟，都唔知你搞咩嘢鬼。
+
+130
+00:14:29,717 --> 00:14:35,186
+韋小寶更加開心喇，忍唔住想大聲幫太后鬧海老公幾句。
+
+131
+00:14:35,533 --> 00:14:41,621
+個心諗：老烏龜啊老烏龜，你告狀都��告成，就撞咗個大板嘞。
+
+132
+00:14:42,074 --> 00:14:48,668
+睇嚟，唔使老子親自出馬喇，淨係太后啊，就會將你一餐臭罵抨你走。
+
+133
+00:14:49,951 --> 00:15:00,043
+只聽見海老公話：太后既然唔想知道嗰個人消息，噉亦冇乜嘢喇，奴才走喇。
+
+134
+00:15:00,998 --> 00:15:11,192
+韋小寶好歡喜個心諗：去得好，去得妙，去得呱呱叫，你快啲躝屍趷路罷啦，太后點會想知道我個消息呢？
+
+135
+00:15:11,632 --> 00:15:15,150
+點知道太后問：你有咩嘢消息啊？
+
+136
+00:15:16,080 --> 00:15:19,990
+海老公話：五台山上嘅消息。
+
+137
+00:15:21,221 --> 00:15:25,260
+五台山，你，你，你講咩嘢話？
+
+138
+00:15:26,196 --> 00:15:27,760
+太后把聲都有啲震喇。
+
+139
+00:15:28,602 --> 00:15:33,959
+月光之下只見海老公用手指一督，蕊初應手而倒。
+
+140
+00:15:34,710 --> 00:15:38,320
+韋小寶大吃一驚啊，個心有啲難過。
+
+141
+00:15:38,724 --> 00:15:47,162
+佢又諗：老烏龜害死呢個小姑娘，等陣我講翻出嚟，太后一定更加嬲嘞。
+
+142
+00:15:47,868 --> 00:15:51,617
+老烏龜再想告我個狀噉啊真係千難萬難啊。
+
+143
+00:15:52,688 --> 00:15:57,503
+只聽見太后又問：你，你殺咗咩人啊？
+
+144
+00:15:58,257 --> 00:16:02,727
+海老公話：係太后身邊一個小宮女。
+
+145
+00:16:03,180 --> 00:16:11,209
+奴才唔敢殺佢，不過係點咗佢嘅穴道啫，等佢聽唔到我哋嘅説話。
+
+146
+00:16:12,187 --> 00:16:16,973
+韋小寶噉就放心喇：哦，原來老烏龜冇殺佢。
+
+147
+00:16:17,356 --> 00:16:20,317
+不過內心呢隱隱約約又有啲失望。
+
+148
+00:16:20,926 --> 00:16:26,724
+海老公唔殺呢個小宮女，自己嘅處境就唔算十分有利啊。
+
+149
+00:16:27,916 --> 00:16:33,637
+太后又問：五台山，你講五台山做乜嘢啊？
+
+150
+00:16:35,524 --> 00:16:41,621
+只因為五台山上有一個人，係太后好關心嘅。
+
+151
+00:16:42,559 --> 00:16:46,451
+你，你講佢係去咗五台山啊？
+
+152
+00:16:48,294 --> 00:16:59,087
+太后如果想知道詳情，只有請你移一移聖駕喇，三更半夜，奴才唔能夠入太后間房。
+
+153
+00:16:59,740 --> 00:17:08,363
+喺呢處咁大聲講嘢，呢啲機密大事，畀宮女太監聽到咗唔係好玩㗎。
+
+154
+00:17:09,353 --> 00:17:12,594
+太后猶豫咗一陣就話：好啦。
+
+155
+00:17:13,391 --> 00:17:18,122
+跟住就聽見開門聲，太后腳步輕盈噉行出嚟。
+
+156
+00:17:19,330 --> 00:17:21,712
+韋小寶縮喺假山後便個心諗：
+
+157
+00:17:22,392 --> 00:17:26,296
+海老烏龜睇唔見我，之太后就唔係盲㗎噃。
+
+158
+00:17:26,896 --> 00:17:28,707
+佢唔敢哄個頭出嚟裝嘞。
+
+159
+00:17:29,570 --> 00:17:35,048
+太后出嚟嘅時候，一撇眼就見到佢身材唔高，有啲矮矮肥肥。
+
+160
+00:17:35,603 --> 00:17:41,144
+韋小寶見過太后兩次，但係兩次見到佢嘅時候佢都係坐喺度嘅。
+
+161
+00:17:42,334 --> 00:17:51,486
+只聽見太后話：你先頭講，佢去咗五台山，噉，係唔係真㗎？
+
+162
+00:17:52,300 --> 00:17:57,438
+海老公話：奴才冇話過係邊個去咗五台山啊。
+
+163
+00:17:58,137 --> 00:18:05,310
+奴才只係話，五台山上便，係有一個人恐怕係太后好關心嘅啫。
+
+164
+00:18:06,361 --> 00:18:15,579
+好，就算你係噉樣講，佢，佢，嗰個人，喺五台山上面做咩嘢啊？
+
+165
+00:18:16,152 --> 00:18:17,733
+係咪喺間廟裏頭啊？
+
+166
+00:18:18,664 --> 00:18:29,138
+佢本來講説話極之鎮靜嘅，但係自從聽海老公講到五台山上有一個人之後，就氣急敗壞似乎心神大亂噉。
+
+167
+00:18:29,817 --> 00:18:36,892
+海老公話：嗰個人，係喺五台山嘅清涼寺裏便。
+
+168
+00:18:38,054 --> 00:18:39,847
+太后松咗啖氣喇佢話：
+
+169
+00:18:40,457 --> 00:18:46,592
+謝天謝地，我終於，終於知道咗佢，佢嘅下落。
+
+170
+00:18:47,139 --> 00:18:50,966
+佢，佢，佢。
+
+171
+00:18:51,753 --> 00:18:57,672
+一連氣講咗三個佢字，再講唔落去嘞，把聲啊震得十分厲害。
+
+172
+00:18:58,660 --> 00:19:06,182
+韋小寶好奇怪喇：哈嗰個人係邊個呢？點解太后對佢咁關心嘅？
+
+173
+00:19:07,382 --> 00:19:11,897
+唔通係太后嘅父親兄弟，或者係佢嘅契家佬？
+
+174
+00:19:12,730 --> 00:19:14,907
+係喇一定係契家佬定喇。
+
+175
+00:19:15,369 --> 00:19:21,164
+如果係父親兄弟，噉亦唔係咩機密大事吖，又何必怕第二個人聽見啫？
+
+176
+00:19:21,850 --> 00:19:30,199
+老烏龜捉住佢嘅把柄，如果一定要佢殺我，太后怕咗老烏龜，講唔定只好聽老烏龜嘅説話。
+
+177
+00:19:30,950 --> 00:19:33,144
+哎呀噉我有啲不妙咯噃。
+
+178
+00:19:33,410 --> 00:19:41,747
+嗯，好在老子喺呢處聽到啫，你個死老舉如果膽敢殺我，老子就一五一十，扽晒出嚟。
+
+179
+00:19:41,836 --> 00:19:48,423
+我去同皇上講，���多係烏蠅褸馬尾一拍兩散唧，我怕你嘅唔算英雄好漢！
+
+180
+00:19:49,349 --> 00:19:58,110
+自從盤古開天闢地以來啊，膽敢鬧皇太后做死老舉嘅，估計必定寥寥無幾。
+
+181
+00:19:58,938 --> 00:20:02,198
+就算淨係喺個肚裏便暗中鬧啊亦唔會好多。
+
+182
+00:20:02,904 --> 00:20:12,858
+韋小寶無所忌憚，就算係佢自己母親啊，打得佢厲害過頭，佢亦會死老舉爛老舉噉亂叫亂鬧。
+
+183
+00:20:13,516 --> 00:20:22,236
+好在佢母親本來就係老舉，妓院裏便人人污言穢語就習以為常，聽，聽咗亦唔會點嬲嘅。
+
+184
+00:20:22,997 --> 00:20:31,213
+只不過打喺佢個囉柚仔處嘅掌力加重咗三分，同時把口呢，亦係死雜種死龜蛋噉對鬧一場而已啫。
+
+185
+00:20:32,512 --> 00:20:37,381
+只聽見皇太后喘氣喘得好厲害，隔咗好耐佢先至話：
+
+186
+00:20:37,957 --> 00:20:42,613
+佢，佢，佢，佢喺清涼寺做咩嘢啊？
+
+187
+00:20:43,703 --> 00:20:47,984
+海老公話：太后真係想知道咩？
+
+188
+00:20:49,068 --> 00:20:52,430
+噉仲使問咩？我梗係想知道啦。
+
+189
+00:20:53,611 --> 00:20:57,220
+主子係出家做咗和尚。
+
+190
+00:20:57,784 --> 00:20:58,360
+吓？
+
+191
+00:21:00,858 --> 00:21:06,227
+佢，佢真係出咗家？你，你冇呃我吖嘛？
+
+192
+00:21:07,703 --> 00:21:12,576
+奴才唔敢呃太后，亦唔使呃太后吖。
+
+193
+00:21:13,801 --> 00:21:28,838
+哼，佢就咁忍心，一心一意，只係，只係想念嗰個，嗰個狐狸精，將國家社稷，祖宗百戰而創立嘅基業，冚𠾴唥都拋到腦後。
+
+194
+00:21:29,538 --> 00:21:34,959
+我哋兩母子，佢，佢，佢更加唔放喺心上喇。
+
+195
+00:21:36,018 --> 00:21:42,538
+韋小寶越聽越奇，個心諗：咩國家社稷，祖宗嘅基業啊？
+
+196
+00:21:43,341 --> 00:21:50,776
+老烏龜又叫嗰個人做主子嘅？噉嗰個人，嗰個人唔通唔係太后嘅契家佬？
+
+197
+00:21:52,350 --> 00:22:00,170
+海老公冷冰冰噉話：主子睇破咗世情，已經大徹大悟嘞。
+
+198
+00:22:00,812 --> 00:22:11,130
+萬里江山，兒女親情，主子話都已經好似過眼浮雲，冚𠾴唥都唔再牽掛㗎喇。
+
+199
+00:22:11,866 --> 00:22:20,610
+太后嬲嘞：佢點解早唔出家遲唔出家，等到嗰個，嗰個狐狸精死咗嘞先至出家吖？
+
+200
+00:22:21,437 --> 00:22:29,524
+國家朝廷、祖宗妻兒冚𠾴唥加加埋埋，喺佢心目中都唔及嗰個狐狸精嘅一條汗毛。
+
+201
+00:22:30,089 --> 00:22:37,464
+我，我，我早就知道佢，佢係為咗嗰個狐狸精噉先至突然出走嘅。
+
+202
+00:22:38,259 --> 00:22:42,631
+哼，佢既然走咗，何必又叫你嚟通知我呢？
+
+203
+00:22:43,287 --> 00:22:46,150
+佢越講越嬲，漸漸大聲嘞。
+
+204
+00:22:46,874 --> 00:22:56,279
+韋小寶個心好驚啊，隱隱約約覺得，佢兩個人所講嘅嗰個人同埋嗰件事，實在係非同小可啊。
+
+205
+00:22:56,803 --> 00:23:01,431
+各位，欲知後事如何，且聽下回分解。

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+1
+00:00:00,018 --> 00:00:12,623
+前文再續啊書接上一回啊，話説皇太后問海老公，佢既然走咗喇，何必又叫你嚟通知我呢噉。
+
+2
+00:00:14,414 --> 00:00:28,280
+海老公話：主子千叮萬囑，吩咐奴才點都唔可以洩漏風聲嘅，千祈唔能夠畀太后，同皇上知道。
+
+3
+00:00:29,257 --> 00:00:37,487
+主子話：皇上登基，天下太平，四海無事，佢亦放心喇。
+
+4
+00:00:38,468 --> 00:00:45,697
+太后大聲噉話：噉為咩嘢你又嚟同我講呢？我本來就唔想知道。
+
+5
+00:00:46,470 --> 00:00:49,517
+佢個心，就淨係掛住嗰個狐狸精一個人。
+
+6
+00:00:50,075 --> 00:00:56,112
+佢個仔登基唔登基，天下太平唔太平，佢又有咩嘢放心唔放心嘅呢？
+
+7
+00:00:57,597 --> 00:01:00,773
+韋小寶聽到呢處覺得真係奇怪到極嘞。
+
+8
+00:01:02,398 --> 00:01:05,197
+佢哋所講嘅唔通係皇帝嘅老豆？
+
+9
+00:01:06,327 --> 00:01:13,808
+小皇帝個老豆，順治皇帝早就瓜咗㗎啦，噉小皇帝先至有皇帝做㗎啫。
+
+10
+00:01:14,958 --> 00:01:17,457
+唔通小皇帝另外仲有個老豆㗎？
+
+11
+00:01:18,727 --> 00:01:29,403
+韋小寶對於朝廷同宮中嘅事知道啊本來好少，除咗知道小皇帝嘅老豆係順治皇帝之外，其餘係一無所知啊。
+
+12
+00:01:30,328 --> 00:01:36,492
+就算太后同海老公講得再明白十倍，佢亦估唔到其中嘅真實情形嘅。
+
+13
+00:01:38,141 --> 00:01:49,859
+海老公話：主子既然出咗家，奴才本應亦都喺清涼寺出家做和尚，服侍主子至係嘅。
+
+14
+00:01:51,007 --> 00:01:59,629
+不過主子吩咐，佢仲有一件事放心唔落，要奴才返嚟京師查下嘅。
+
+15
+00:02:01,161 --> 00:02:02,652
+咩嘢事啊又？
+
+16
+00:02:04,102 --> 00:02:11,110
+主子話：董鄂妃雖然，都未講完唧，太后就發火嘞：
+
+17
+00:02:11,820 --> 00:02:14,819
+喺我面前，唔准提呢個狐狸精嘅名！
+
+18
+00:02:16,176 --> 00:02:23,230
+韋小寶個心諗：原來嗰個狐狸精叫做董鄂妃，噉實係宮裏便嘅妃子嘞。
+
+19
+00:02:24,033 --> 00:02:31,576
+太后嘅契家佬只係鐘意呢隻狐狸精就唔鐘意太后，因此太后就大呷其醋啦。
+
+20
+00:02:32,737 --> 00:02:38,934
+海老公話：係，太后唔准提，奴才就唔提喇。
+
+21
+00:02:40,052 --> 00:02:43,559
+太后話：佢話嗰隻狐狸精點啊？
+
+22
+00:02:44,661 --> 00:02:52,556
+奴才唔明白太后講嘅係邊個啊，主子從來冇提過狐狸精三個字嘅。
+
+23
+00:02:53,470 --> 00:02:59,800
+佢梗係唔提呢三個字啦，喺佢嘅心裏便，嗰個係端敬皇后吖嘛。
+
+24
+00:03:00,391 --> 00:03:05,940
+呢隻狐狸精死咗之後，佢，佢追封佢做皇后。
+
+25
+00:03:06,464 --> 00:03:14,318
+拍馬屁嗰啲奴才就恭上謚法，叫做咩嘢孝獻莊和至德宣仁溫惠皇后。
+
+26
+00:03:15,049 --> 00:03:18,774
+稱號裏頭冇天聖兩個字，佢仲大發脾氣添。
+
+27
+00:03:19,210 --> 00:03:28,181
+又叫胡兆龍、王熙呢兩個奴才學士，編纂咩嘢端敬后語錄，頒行天下，都唔怕醜嘅。
+
+28
+00:03:29,410 --> 00:03:37,850
+太后講得啱，董鄂妃歸天之後，奴才本應稱佢做端敬皇后喇。
+
+29
+00:03:39,110 --> 00:03:47,856
+嗰本端敬后語錄，奴才經常帶住一冊喺身邊嘅，太后你要唔要睇吖？
+
+30
+00:03:48,467 --> 00:03:53,414
+你，你你。太后行前一步猛咁喘氣。
+
+31
+00:03:54,220 --> 00:03:58,416
+忽然間似乎明白咗啲咩嘢噉，就冷笑一聲話：
+
+32
+00:03:59,249 --> 00:04:05,823
+哼哼，當時天下趨炎附勢嗰啲人，人人都讀端敬后語錄。
+
+33
+00:04:06,622 --> 00:04:14,368
+將胡王兩個奴才捏造出嚟嗰啲嘢，當成係天經地義，仲緊要過論語孟子啊。
+
+34
+00:04:15,250 --> 00:04:26,030
+不過而家又點啊？除咗你身邊仲有一冊，你主子身邊仲有幾冊之外，邊度仲見得到呢冊鬼話連篇嘅語錄吖？
+
+35
+00:04:27,480 --> 00:04:33,820
+太后密旨禁毀端敬后語錄，又有邊個敢收藏喎？
+
+36
+00:04:34,670 --> 00:04:47,994
+至於主子身邊就算冇啊，但係端敬皇后當年講過嘅一字一句，佢都緊緊記住喺心嚟，勝過身邊帶住一冊語錄喇。
+
+37
+00:04:49,621 --> 00:04:53,848
+佢，佢叫你返嚟北京查咩嘢事啊？
+
+38
+00:04:55,351 --> 00:05:05,783
+主子本來吩咐查兩件事嘅，但係奴才查明之後，發覺兩件事原來係一件事唧。
+
+39
+00:05:06,781 --> 00:05:08,781
+咩嘢兩件事一件事啊？
+
+40
+00:05:10,349 --> 00:05:15,523
+第一件事，要查榮親王係點樣死嘅。
+
+41
+00:05:16,303 --> 00:05:19,580
+你，你講嗰個狐狸精個仔啊？
+
+42
+00:05:20,749 --> 00:05:28,521
+奴才講嘅，係端敬皇后所生嘅皇子，和碩榮親王啊。
+
+43
+00:05:29,613 --> 00:05:36,122
+哼，蘇蝦仔生落嚟唔夠四個月，養唔大啫嘛，有咩咁稀奇唧？
+
+44
+00:05:37,461 --> 00:05:58,467
+但係主子話：當時榮親王突然得咗急病��召御醫嚟睇病，話榮親王足陽明胃經、足少陰心經、足太陰脾經都斷晒，臟腑破裂，死得好奇怪哦。
+
+45
+00:05:59,421 --> 00:06:04,819
+哼，邊個御醫有咁好本事啊？九成係你講嘅。
+
+46
+00:06:06,088 --> 00:06:08,726
+海老公不置可否，佢又話：
+
+47
+00:06:09,508 --> 00:06:20,864
+端敬皇后逝世，人人都以為佢係因為榮親王死咗，過分傷心所致嘅，但其實就唔係。
+
+48
+00:06:21,640 --> 00:06:29,154
+佢係畀人用截手法截斷咗陰椎、陰蹻兩處經脈而死㗎。
+
+49
+00:06:30,772 --> 00:06:35,522
+佢居然會信你嗰啲異想天開嘅胡言亂語？
+
+50
+00:06:36,648 --> 00:06:42,544
+主子本來亦唔信嘅，收尾奴才就試畀佢睇。
+
+51
+00:06:43,821 --> 00:06:49,836
+嗰陣時，仲係喺端敬皇后去世之後冇幾耐嘅事啫。
+
+52
+00:06:50,889 --> 00:07:01,528
+喺一個月之中，奴才連氣喺五個宮女身上，截斷咗佢哋嘅陰维、陰蹻兩處經脈。
+
+53
+00:07:02,424 --> 00:07:11,314
+令到宮女死時候嘅症狀、個樣，同埋端敬皇后臨終之時一模一樣嘅。
+
+54
+00:07:11,996 --> 00:07:21,062
+淨係一個宮女都話係巧合吖，五個宮女都係噉嘅，主子就確信無疑喇。
+
+55
+00:07:22,347 --> 00:07:28,628
+嚱，真係叻咯，我哋宮內居然有你一個噉嘅大行家。
+
+56
+00:07:29,732 --> 00:07:39,186
+多謝太后稱讚，奴才嘅手法，同嗰個兇手唔同，不過道理係一樣嘅。
+
+57
+00:07:40,520 --> 00:07:44,624
+兩個人默默相對，好耐好耐都唔出聲。
+
+58
+00:07:45,959 --> 00:07:49,692
+海老公輕輕咳咗幾聲，隔咗一陣先至話：
+
+59
+00:07:50,837 --> 00:07:58,898
+主子吩咐奴才返嚟北京查明害死榮親王，同端敬皇后嘅係邊個。
+
+60
+00:08:00,302 --> 00:08:03,853
+太后冷笑話：噉又何必再查呢？
+
+61
+00:08:04,808 --> 00:08:10,384
+我哋宮內除咗你之外，又有邊個能夠有噉嘅身手啊？
+
+62
+00:08:11,600 --> 00:08:13,557
+噉都仲係有嘅。
+
+63
+00:08:14,468 --> 00:08:22,037
+端敬皇后一向待奴才好好，奴才只係望佢多福多壽。
+
+64
+00:08:22,672 --> 00:08:32,230
+如果早就知道有人要暗算佢，奴才就算搏咗條老命啊，亦要維護佢安全嘅。
+
+65
+00:08:33,910 --> 00:08:41,068
+你係認真忠心噃，佢用你噉樣嘅好奴才，正係佢個福氣啊。
+
+66
+00:08:41,757 --> 00:08:49,512
+唉，可惜奴才太過冇用，護衛唔到端敬皇后啊。
+
+67
+00:08:51,299 --> 00:09:02,367
+佢朝拜佛晚唸經，保佑你嘅端敬皇后喺十八層地獄裏便早得超生，早升西方極樂世界就係咯。
+
+68
+00:09:03,874 --> 00:09:13,892
+拜佛唸經，未必有用，不過善有善報，惡有惡報嘅説話總係啱嘅。
+
+69
+00:09:14,558 --> 00:09:19,706
+若然不報，時辰未到啫。
+
+70
+00:09:21,037 --> 00:09:21,553
+哼！
+
+71
+00:09:23,103 --> 00:09:32,546
+啟稟太后知道，主子吩咐奴才查兩件事，奴才查明兩件事係一件唧。
+
+72
+00:09:33,320 --> 00:09:38,107
+點知道無意之中，另外又查到兩件事啊。
+
+73
+00:09:39,471 --> 00:09:43,450
+你查到嘅事真係多嘞，又係咩嘢事啊？
+
+74
+00:09:44,601 --> 00:09:48,199
+第一件事同貞妃有關嘅。
+
+75
+00:09:49,217 --> 00:09:55,183
+哼哼哼，狐狸精嘅妹係小狐狸精啊，你提佢做咩嘢啊？
+
+76
+00:09:56,698 --> 00:10:02,302
+主子離宮出走，留低封信話永遠唔返嚟嘞。
+
+77
+00:10:03,130 --> 00:10:14,317
+太皇太后同太后你兩位聖上嘅主意，就話國家不可一日無君吖，於是宣告天下話主子崩駕。
+
+78
+00:10:15,488 --> 00:10:31,791
+當世知道呢個大秘密嘅只有六個人，就係你兩位聖上、主子本人、同主子剃度嘅玉林大師，與及服侍主子嘅兩個奴才。
+
+79
+00:10:32,768 --> 00:10:40,768
+呢兩個奴才一個係侍衞總管赫巴察，而家跟埋主子喺五台山出咗家。
+
+80
+00:10:41,458 --> 00:10:45,800
+另外一個，就係奴才海大富喇。
+
+81
+00:10:46,873 --> 00:10:50,528
+韋小寶聽到呢處噉先至恍然大悟啊。
+
+82
+00:10:51,626 --> 00:10:58,146
+原來太后講嘅嗰個佢，海老公所講嘅主子，竟然就係順治皇帝。
+
+83
+00:10:59,361 --> 00:11:09,209
+天下都知道佢已經崩駕啦，其實，係因為心愛嘅妃子死咗傷心到極就去五台山清涼寺做咗和尚。
+
+84
+00:11:10,547 --> 00:11:18,234
+呢個妃子所以會死，聽海老公嘅語氣，似乎係太后派遣武功高手將佢害死嘅。
+
+85
+00:11:19,399 --> 00:11:22,211
+韋小寶不禁頗為得意喇個心諗：
+
+86
+00:11:22,928 --> 00:11:33,238
+老烏龜話呢個大秘密天下只有六個人知道，點知道仲要加埋我韋小寶，噉天下就有七個人知道喇。
+
+87
+00:11:34,461 --> 00:11:37,617
+佢得意咗冇幾耐，跟住就慌起上嚟。
+
+88
+00:11:38,195 --> 00:11:46,112
+本來都有啲有恃無恐嘅，估計喺太后面前同海老公拗交，未必會輸畀隻老烏龜。
+
+89
+00:11:47,208 --> 00:11:57,591
+���家就知道大事不妙咯，如果畀佢兩個人發覺自己喺呢處偷聽呀，就算海老公殺唔到自己，太后亦決唔肯放過嘅。
+
+90
+00:11:58,398 --> 00:12:04,614
+只聽見呱呱兩聲，原來係自己牙齒打卦，連忙出力咬實。
+
+91
+00:12:05,681 --> 00:12:12,397
+好在海老公啱啱喺呢個時候猛咁咳，所以呢只係聽見佢嘅氣喘同埋咳嗽聲啫。
+
+92
+00:12:13,812 --> 00:12:15,666
+過咗一陣，海老公話：
+
+93
+00:12:16,908 --> 00:12:23,228
+當時貞妃自殺殉主，朝上都稱讚佢不得了。
+
+94
+00:12:24,549 --> 00:12:32,807
+但係亦有好多人靜靜話，貞妃係畀太后逼住殉葬嘅，自殺唔係佢嘅本意。
+
+95
+00:12:33,416 --> 00:12:39,289
+太后話：呢啲無君無上嘅逆臣，遲早都唔容得佢哋嘅。
+
+96
+00:12:40,260 --> 00:12:48,632
+不過佢哋嘅説話，就冇完全錯，貞妃，並唔係甘心情願自殺嘅。
+
+97
+00:12:49,218 --> 00:12:52,848
+哦，你都話貞妃係畀我逼死㗎嘞噃？
+
+98
+00:12:54,004 --> 00:12:57,667
+呢個逼字，可以慳翻嘅。
+
+99
+00:12:58,548 --> 00:12:59,839
+你話咩嘢嘩？
+
+100
+00:13:00,901 --> 00:13:05,873
+貞妃係畀人殺死嘅，唔係逼到自殺死嘅。
+
+101
+00:13:06,757 --> 00:13:20,777
+奴才曾經詳細問過殯斂貞妃嘅仵作，知道貞妃大殮嘅時候，全身骨骼斷成一寸寸，連頭蓋骨，亦都碎晒。
+
+102
+00:13:21,430 --> 00:13:29,702
+呢門殺人嘅功夫，好似叫做化骨綿掌，請問太后係唔係呢？
+
+103
+00:13:30,727 --> 00:13:32,193
+我點知道啫。
+
+104
+00:13:33,488 --> 00:13:39,252
+奴才聽講，世間上係有噉樣一門化骨綿掌。
+
+105
+00:13:40,206 --> 00:13:53,150
+打中人之後，嗰個人全身啲多異狀都冇，要過得一年半載之後，屍體嘅骨骼先至慢慢折斷碎裂嘅。
+
+106
+00:13:54,072 --> 00:13:59,886
+但係出手殺貞妃嘅人，顯然功夫練得唔到家。
+
+107
+00:14:00,889 --> 00:14:08,229
+嗰個仵作，初時同貞妃屍體整容執拾，亦冇咩嘢異常嘅。
+
+108
+00:14:09,050 --> 00:14:16,942
+到咗傍晚入殮，忽然個屍體變得好似冇晒骨頭噉樣，軟綿綿嘅。
+
+109
+00:14:17,480 --> 00:14:24,459
+佢嚇到乜嘢噉，以為係屍變噃，當時一句説話亦唔敢講。
+
+110
+00:14:25,090 --> 00:14:31,504
+奴才威逼利誘，用咗唔少苦刑，佢先至吐露真相。
+
+111
+00:14:32,321 --> 00:14:47,500
+太后，憑你嘅聖斷，呢門化骨綿掌嘅功力，打中人之後兩三日內骨骼就斷喇，只怕仲唔算十分深厚啫係唔係呢？
+
+112
+00:14:49,114 --> 00:14:54,077
+雖然唔算絕頂深厚，但係亦有啲用處嘅。
+
+113
+00:14:54,868 --> 00:14:59,658
+當然有用啦，啊哈哈，當然有用。
+
+114
+00:15:00,407 --> 00:15:05,881
+殺得貞妃，亦殺得孝康皇后喇。
+
+115
+00:15:06,392 --> 00:15:14,966
+韋小寶個心諗：佢阿爺吖，呢個老皇帝嘅皇后真多嘞，又有個咩孝康皇后喎。
+
+116
+00:15:15,464 --> 00:15:19,900
+佢嘅皇后呀，都怕仲多過我哋麗春院嗰啲姑娘啊。
+
+117
+00:15:21,206 --> 00:15:28,181
+皇太后就聲震震噉話：你，你又提孝康皇后做咩嘢啊？
+
+118
+00:15:29,357 --> 00:15:32,860
+韋小寶唔知道孝康皇后係康熙嘅生母。
+
+119
+00:15:33,784 --> 00:15:39,566
+聽見皇太后嘅聲都變晒，只係覺得奇怪唧就唔明白其中嘅原因。
+
+120
+00:15:39,987 --> 00:15:45,012
+各位，講到呢處呢，確係要講清楚啲嘞。
+
+121
+00:15:45,848 --> 00:15:53,223
+否則唔止話韋小寶聽唔明白啊，如果各位唔係咁熟悉清代歷史嘅，都會唔明白。
+
+122
+00:15:54,677 --> 00:16:04,036
+康熙個父親係順治皇帝，順治皇帝總共有四位皇后，兩個係真皇后。
+
+123
+00:16:05,111 --> 00:16:11,577
+第一個，歷史上稱為廢后，喺順治母親嘅侄女。
+
+124
+00:16:12,949 --> 00:16:20,449
+嗰陣時順治對董鄂妃非常之寵愛，皇后就呷醋啦，同皇帝不斷咁嘈交。
+
+125
+00:16:20,760 --> 00:16:24,483
+順治啊嬲到不得了，就下旨廢后。
+
+126
+00:16:25,043 --> 00:16:30,796
+王公大臣一致反對就爭執咗好耐，結果呢，仲係廢咗佢。
+
+127
+00:16:31,378 --> 00:16:40,155
+順治個心呢當然係想立董鄂妃為皇后嘞，但係董鄂妃唔係出身於皇親國戚嘅大貴族之家。
+
+128
+00:16:40,911 --> 00:16:48,337
+因此只有另外立母親家族中嘅一個少女做皇后，後世呢稱為孝惠皇后。
+
+129
+00:16:49,769 --> 00:16:56,464
+立呢個皇后，係出於佢母親太后嘅主張，順治就好唔鐘意嘅。
+
+130
+00:16:57,778 --> 00:17:02,571
+順治對董鄂妃愛情好專一，一心要挑剔皇后。
+
+131
+00:17:03,224 --> 00:17:09,213
+母親有病就怪皇后服侍唔好，要用呢個嚟做藉口廢佢。
+
+132
+00:17:10,391 --> 00:17:16,247
+但係佢母親極力維護娘家嘅呢個晚輩，噉皇后先至得以保存啫。
+
+133
+00:17:17,333 --> 00:17:22,132
+等康熙做咗皇帝，噉呢個皇后呢就升為皇太后嘞。
+
+134
+00:17:23,399 --> 00:17:25,802
+另外兩個唔算得係真正皇后。
+
+135
+00:17:26,753 --> 00:17:36,919
+一個係康熙嘅親生母親，佢父親佟圖賴係漢軍旗人，所以康熙有一半呢係漢人嘅血統。
+
+136
+00:17:37,891 --> 00:17:45,511
+佢本來只係個妃子，母以子貴啊，康熙做咗皇帝之後，亦尊佢為皇太后。
+
+137
+00:17:46,542 --> 00:17:51,921
+佢喺康熙二年二月去世，歷史上稱為孝康皇后。
+
+138
+00:17:52,858 --> 00:18:01,141
+另外一個呢就係董鄂妃，死後追封為皇后，稱為孝獻皇后，又稱端敬皇后。
+
+139
+00:18:01,849 --> 00:18:09,923
+好喇，交帶完幾個皇后嘅簡單情況呢，我哋又講翻海老公同皇太后喺處講緊宮廷秘密。
+
+140
+00:18:11,436 --> 00:18:19,362
+海老公話：殮葬孝康皇后嘅，就係殮葬董鄂貞妃嘅嗰個仵作喇。
+
+141
+00:18:20,649 --> 00:18:31,063
+皇太后話：嗰個仵作真係抵死，又亂噏啲咩嘢啊？將宮廷嘅事亂噏無為，罪大惡極要殺佢全族啊。
+
+142
+00:18:32,080 --> 00:18:37,679
+皇太后要殺佢，呢個時候，已經遲㗎喇。
+
+143
+00:18:39,106 --> 00:18:40,733
+你已經殺咗佢嘞咩？
+
+144
+00:18:41,888 --> 00:18:52,591
+唔係，兩年幾以前，奴才就已經吩咐佢去五台山清涼寺，將呢啲情形稟告畀主子知道。
+
+145
+00:18:53,111 --> 00:18:59,871
+然後叫佢遠走萬方，隱姓埋名，以免殺身大禍啊。
+
+146
+00:19:00,684 --> 00:19:05,364
+你，你你，你嘅手段好毒辣啊。
+
+147
+00:19:06,700 --> 00:19:13,327
+手段毒辣嘅另有其人，奴才自愧不如啊。
+
+148
+00:19:14,429 --> 00:19:17,432
+皇太后沉默咗一陣，然後問：
+
+149
+00:19:18,509 --> 00:19:21,620
+你今晚嚟見我，有咩嘢用意吖？
+
+150
+00:19:22,772 --> 00:19:30,420
+海老公話：奴才係嚟請問太后一件事，好返去稟告主子唧。
+
+151
+00:19:31,557 --> 00:19:44,103
+端敬皇后、孝康皇后、貞妃、榮親王呢四個人，都係死於非命嘅，主子亦因此棄位出家。
+
+152
+00:19:45,139 --> 00:19:50,369
+落呢個毒手嘅人，係宮內一位武功好手。
+
+153
+00:19:51,427 --> 00:19:57,581
+奴才冒死嚟請問太后：呢位武功高手係邊個？
+
+154
+00:19:58,558 --> 00:20:07,788
+奴才年紀老喇，盲咗雙眼，又得咗不治之症，就好似風中殘燭一樣。
+
+155
+00:20:08,669 --> 00:20:14,309
+但係如果唔查明呢件事，未免死不瞑目啊。
+
+156
+00:20:16,058 --> 00:20:21,276
+你一雙眼都盲咗喇，瞑唔瞑目，亦冇咩嘢相干啦。
+
+157
+00:20:22,632 --> 00:20:29,315
+奴才雙眼雖然係盲咗，心裏便係雪亮嘅。
+
+158
+00:20:29,909 --> 00:20:33,844
+你既然個心係雪亮嘅，又何必嚟問我呢？
+
+159
+00:20:34,539 --> 00:20:39,588
+仲係問明白啲好，免得冤枉咗好人啊。
+
+160
+00:20:40,577 --> 00:20:50,627
+呢幾個月嚟，奴才畀足心機去查察，要查出潛伏嘅宮中呢個武學高手係邊個。
+
+161
+00:20:51,509 --> 00:21:02,453
+本來係好難查到嘅，不過機緣巧合，無意中，竟然知道皇上會武功嘅。
+
+162
+00:21:03,619 --> 00:21:09,901
+哼哼哼哼，皇上會武功噉又點唧？唔通係佢害死自己母親咩？
+
+163
+00:21:10,327 --> 00:21:16,729
+哎呀，罪過，罪過啊，呢種忤逆嘅事講都唔講得㗎。
+
+164
+00:21:17,289 --> 00:21:29,019
+如果係奴才講咗，死後要入拔舌地獄，就係個心諗一諗，死咗之後，亦不免要入洗腦地獄去受苦㗎。
+
+165
+00:21:32,947 --> 00:21:39,720
+誒，奴才身邊有個小太監，叫做小桂子。
+
+166
+00:21:40,783 --> 00:21:44,668
+韋小寶心頭一震：個老烏龜講到我喇。
+
+167
+00:21:46,356 --> 00:21:58,056
+佢年紀，只係細過皇上一兩歲唧，皇上好歡喜佢，日日同佢比武摔跤，練習武藝。
+
+168
+00:21:58,760 --> 00:22:02,899
+呢個小桂子嘅功夫，係奴才教嘅。
+
+169
+00:22:03,459 --> 00:22:11,573
+雖然，唔算得到乜嘢，但係喺佢噉嘅年紀嘅細佬哥中間，亦算唔容易喇。
+
+170
+00:22:12,328 --> 00:22:16,654
+韋小寶聽佢稱讚自己，不由得極之得意喇。
+
+171
+00:22:17,683 --> 00:22:23,799
+太后話：名師出高徒，強將手下無弱兵吖嘛。
+
+172
+00:22:24,512 --> 00:22:27,893
+海老公話：多謝太后金口。
+
+173
+00:22:28,627 --> 00:22:35,318
+不過呢個小桂子同皇上過招，十次就有九次係輸嘅。
+
+174
+00:22:35,909 --> 00:22:41,827
+無論奴才教佢咩嘢武功，皇上嘅功夫總係勝佢一籌。
+
+175
+00:22:42,602 --> 00:22:48,641
+睇嚟，教皇上武功嘅師父，比奴才啊叻得多喇。
+
+176
+00:22:49,536 --> 00:22:57,429
+奴才想嚟想去，宮內嘅武學高手亦只有呢一位大行家喇。
+
+177
+00:22:58,454 --> 00:23:10,266
+只要搵到呢位大行家，噉樣害死兩位皇后、一位皇妃、一位皇子嘅兇手，就唔難追查得到喇。
+
+178
+00:23:11,656 --> 00:23:18,574
+原來噉嘅，你兜咁遠個圈，就係要同我講呢番説話。
+
+179
+00:23:19,618 --> 00:23:24,491
+好喇各位，欲知後事如何，且聽下回分解。

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+1
+00:00:00,036 --> 00:00:12,336
+前文再續啊書接上一回啊，話説海老公要查明害死兩位皇后、一位皇妃、一位皇子嘅兇手。
+
+2
+00:00:13,757 --> 00:00:18,748
+佢認為只要搵到宮內一位武學高手，就唔難追查得到㗎喇。
+
+3
+00:00:20,517 --> 00:00:28,976
+太后話：原來噉樣，你兜咁遠個圈，就係要同我講呢番説話。
+
+4
+00:00:29,756 --> 00:00:41,240
+海老公話：太后話名師必出高徒，呢句説話，反過嚟講亦係一樣嘅，高徒必有名師啊。
+
+5
+00:00:42,236 --> 00:00:52,994
+皇上會使八八六十四式八卦游龍掌，教佢呢路掌法嘅人，九成會使化骨綿掌嘅。
+
+6
+00:00:54,654 --> 00:00:57,266
+噉你搵到呢位武功高手未吖？
+
+7
+00:00:58,267 --> 00:01:00,294
+已經搵到喇。
+
+8
+00:01:02,140 --> 00:01:06,106
+哼哼哼哼，你真係老謀深算啊。
+
+9
+00:01:07,047 --> 00:01:15,843
+你教小桂子同皇上練武，呢半年幾以嚟，就係喺度搵皇上嘅師父啊？
+
+10
+00:01:17,155 --> 00:01:20,251
+唉，都係冇法子啦。
+
+11
+00:01:21,105 --> 00:01:30,912
+小桂子係個好陰毒嘅小壞蛋，奴才呢雙眼，就係畀佢用毒藥毒盲嘅。
+
+12
+00:01:32,158 --> 00:01:41,623
+如果唔係為咗要將呢件大事查得千真萬確，就決唔會畀呢個小壞蛋有命留到今日咯。
+
+13
+00:01:43,129 --> 00:01:45,394
+太后哈哈一笑，佢話：
+
+14
+00:01:46,170 --> 00:01:56,184
+小桂子呢個細佬哥真乖啊，毒盲咗你雙眼，好極，妙極喇，聽日我要重重賞賜佢。
+
+15
+00:01:57,372 --> 00:01:59,040
+多謝太后。
+
+16
+00:01:59,719 --> 00:02:08,004
+太后如果下旨將佢厚葬，小桂子喺陰間亦必定感戴太后嘅洪恩㗎。
+
+17
+00:02:09,378 --> 00:02:11,073
+乜你已經殺咗佢嘞咩？
+
+18
+00:02:12,352 --> 00:02:20,487
+奴才已經忍耐咗好耐好耐㗎喇，以後，已經用佢唔着喇。
+
+19
+00:02:21,798 --> 00:02:24,610
+韋小寶真係又驚又嬲啊佢諗：
+
+20
+00:02:25,359 --> 00:02:32,164
+呢個老烏龜早就知道我唔係小桂子，亦早就知道佢一雙眼係畀我毒盲嘅。
+
+21
+00:02:32,860 --> 00:02:37,709
+原來佢一直喺度利用老子，噉先至遲遲唔落毒手唧。
+
+22
+00:02:38,440 --> 00:02:42,830
+佢教我功夫，完全係為咗要查皇上嘅武功嘅。
+
+23
+00:02:43,186 --> 00:02:49,990
+佢阿爺嘩，早知係噉樣，我真係唔將皇上嘅武功，詳詳細細講畀佢聽啊。
+
+24
+00:02:50,807 --> 00:02:59,924
+你隻老烏龜以為老子死咗喇，不過老子偏偏就冇死，等陣我扮鬼，嚇到你屁滾尿流至得。
+
+25
+00:03:01,482 --> 00:03:03,767
+只聽見海老公歎咗口氣又話：
+
+26
+00:03:05,152 --> 00:03:11,953
+主子嘅脾性向來好急嘅，要做乜嘢事，非做到不可。
+
+27
+00:03:13,094 --> 00:03:21,444
+只可惜佢雖然貴為天子，心愛嘅人畀人哋害死咗，點都救佢唔生喇。
+
+28
+00:03:22,558 --> 00:03:27,297
+主子出咗家，對董鄂妃仲係念念不忘。
+
+29
+00:03:28,192 --> 00:03:36,068
+奴才離開清涼寺回宮之前，主子親筆寫咗個上諭交畀奴才。
+
+30
+00:03:36,698 --> 00:03:49,219
+命令奴才查明係邊個害死董鄂妃嘅，誒唔係，害死端敬皇后嘅，再命令奴才將呢個兇手就地正法啊。
+
+31
+00:03:50,570 --> 00:03:52,306
+太后哼咗一聲佢話：
+
+32
+00:03:53,407 --> 00:03:57,050
+佢做咗和尚，仲能夠寫咩嘢上諭啊？
+
+33
+00:03:57,721 --> 00:04:03,186
+出家人念念不忘殺人害人，亦唔係幾似樣啩？
+
+34
+00:04:04,448 --> 00:04:08,946
+因果報應，佛家亦係好講究嘅。
+
+35
+00:04:09,728 --> 00:04:14,170
+害咗人嘅人，終歸唔會有好下場嘅。
+
+36
+00:04:15,018 --> 00:04:29,526
+不過奴才練功岔亂咗經脈，整得個人，咳嗽氣喘，周身都係病，再加埋雙眼盲咗咯，更加冇希望喇。
+
+37
+00:04:30,487 --> 00:04:40,213
+係吖，你周身都係病，眼又盲咗，就算奉咗佢嘅密旨，件事亦辦唔成喇。
+
+38
+00:04:41,754 --> 00:04:51,703
+唉，唔成咯，唔成咯，奴才告辭太后，返扯喇。
+
+39
+00:04:52,948 --> 00:04:56,228
+講完，擰轉身慢慢向外便行。
+
+40
+00:04:57,308 --> 00:05:01,583
+韋小寶個心當堂好似放低嚿大石噉，個心諗：
+
+41
+00:05:02,343 --> 00:05:08,629
+老烏龜一走我就冇事喇，佢以為我已經死咗，再唔會嚟搵我。
+
+42
+00:05:09,311 --> 00:05:18,350
+老子聽朝一早就鬆人，老烏龜如果你再搵到我呢，老子就算服咗你，跟埋你姓，叫做海小寶。
+
+43
+00:05:19,521 --> 00:05:23,621
+點知太后話：咪住！海大富你去邊處啊？
+
+44
+00:05:24,824 --> 00:05:33,387
+海老公話：奴才已經將一切事情都稟明咗太后，噉就返去等死囉。
+
+45
+00:05:34,473 --> 00:05:38,103
+佢交畀你做嘅事，你都唔做嘞噃？
+
+46
+00:05:39,228 --> 00:05:46,803
+奴才心有餘而力不足，況且亦冇咁大膽作亂犯上啊。
+
+47
+00:05:48,458 --> 00:05:54,409
+哼哼哼��，你都好識時務，亦不枉侍候咗我哋呢幾年啊。
+
+48
+00:05:55,416 --> 00:05:58,730
+係，多謝太后恩典。
+
+49
+00:05:59,597 --> 00:06:07,131
+呢啲冤沉海底嘅事，亦只有等到皇上年紀大喇，再嚟昭雪喇。
+
+50
+00:06:11,962 --> 00:06:16,394
+皇上捉拿鰲拜，手段幾咁英明啊。
+
+51
+00:06:16,991 --> 00:06:27,068
+皇上親生母親畀人害死，呢件事，亦唔使再等幾耐，皇上一定會辦理嘅。
+
+52
+00:06:27,753 --> 00:06:34,990
+只係可惜，可惜奴才冇命留到嗰陣時，等唔到喇。
+
+53
+00:06:36,059 --> 00:06:40,521
+太后行上幾步喝佢話：海大富，你返嚟！
+
+54
+00:06:41,702 --> 00:06:45,010
+係，太后有咩嘢吩咐啊？
+
+55
+00:06:46,212 --> 00:06:55,734
+你先頭對我亂噏無為，呢啲，呢啲荒謬不堪嘅説話，係咪你已經，已經同皇上講過喇？
+
+56
+00:06:57,044 --> 00:07:00,070
+太后聲都震晒，好激動。
+
+57
+00:07:00,931 --> 00:07:06,440
+海老公話：奴才聽朝一早就去稟告皇上。
+
+58
+00:07:07,413 --> 00:07:12,826
+但係，但係今晚迫不及待，先嚟稟告太后啊。
+
+59
+00:07:13,829 --> 00:07:16,010
+好，好啊。
+
+60
+00:07:16,861 --> 00:07:20,272
+突然間一聲風響，跟住嘭嘭兩聲。
+
+61
+00:07:20,943 --> 00:07:24,000
+韋小寶吃咗一驚啊忍唔住哄個頭出嚟裝下。
+
+62
+00:07:24,951 --> 00:07:32,987
+只見太后圍住海老公瀡瀡咁轉，身法快到極，一掌又一掌向海老公身上擊過去。
+
+63
+00:07:33,793 --> 00:07:37,419
+海老公呢企到定定，運掌抵抗。
+
+64
+00:07:37,877 --> 00:07:39,897
+韋小寶更加吃驚嘞：
+
+65
+00:07:40,989 --> 00:07:43,444
+點解太后同老烏龜打起嚟啊？
+
+66
+00:07:44,050 --> 00:07:46,174
+原來太后亦會武功嘅。
+
+67
+00:07:47,464 --> 00:07:53,906
+只見太后每一掌擊出去，就係拂咁一聲，足見掌上嘅勁力極之厲害。
+
+68
+00:07:54,674 --> 00:08:01,540
+海老公雙腳唔逳，一掌掌迎擊，拍出嘅掌力呢無聲無響嘅。
+
+69
+00:08:02,397 --> 00:08:05,658
+鬥咗好耐，太后始終奈佢唔何。
+
+70
+00:08:06,605 --> 00:08:12,235
+突然之間，太后成個人飛起，喺半空中雙掌猛擊落嚟。
+
+71
+00:08:12,818 --> 00:08:18,408
+海老公左掌翻轉向上迎擊，右掌呢，就向太后個肚拍落去。
+
+72
+00:08:18,808 --> 00:08:23,419
+啪噉一聲，掌力相交，太后向後直飛出去。
+
+73
+00:08:24,102 --> 00:08:28,703
+海老公一個踉蹌，個身搖咗幾下，終於扎翻實馬步。
+
+74
+00:08:29,468 --> 00:08:41,990
+太后大聲話：你，你你個奴才，裝神扮鬼，用少林，少，少林派嘅武功教小桂子，原來自己係崆峒派嘅。
+
+75
+00:08:43,134 --> 00:08:49,126
+海老公喘住氣話：不敢啊，大家彼此彼此啦。
+
+76
+00:08:49,383 --> 00:08:57,472
+太后以武當派嘅武功教畀皇上，誒，想，想氹奴才上當。
+
+77
+00:08:58,002 --> 00:09:06,930
+不過，不過化骨綿掌係蛇島嘅功夫，奴才喺幾年之前就已經知道喇。
+
+78
+00:09:08,059 --> 00:09:11,679
+韋小寶稍為想一想就明白喇，佢諗：
+
+79
+00:09:12,368 --> 00:09:20,912
+老烏龜真係狡猾，佢教我咩嘢大擒拿手啊咩嘢大慈大悲千葉手啊，都係少林派嘅武功。
+
+80
+00:09:21,418 --> 00:09:26,449
+使到太后以為佢係少林派嘅，其實佢係乜鬼嘢崆峒派嘅。
+
+81
+00:09:27,330 --> 00:09:31,634
+只可惜太后嘅假武當派八卦游龍掌呃唔到老烏龜啫。
+
+82
+00:09:32,548 --> 00:09:36,078
+原來皇上嘅武功，都係太后教嘅。
+
+83
+00:09:37,074 --> 00:09:46,963
+哎呀，死咯，太后會使化骨綿掌，噉唔通，唔通，唔通嗰四個人都係太后害死嘅？
+
+84
+00:09:47,761 --> 00:09:57,141
+第二個都唔緊要啊，皇帝嘅親生老母都係畀佢殺死嘅，噉海老公去同皇帝一講，豈不是一場滔天大禍？
+
+85
+00:09:58,110 --> 00:10:04,447
+皇上如果殺唔到太后，太后就非殺皇上不可噉，噉點算啊？
+
+86
+00:10:05,121 --> 00:10:09,743
+韋小寶背脊都係冷汗啊，唯一嘅念頭就係走人。
+
+87
+00:10:10,125 --> 00:10:14,294
+有咁快時得咁快去通知皇帝，叫佢因住至好。
+
+88
+00:10:15,178 --> 00:10:22,198
+不過佢嚇到全身酸軟，搏命想走，不過雙腳呢好似釘住喺地下噉，半步都唔逳得。
+
+89
+00:10:23,960 --> 00:10:31,354
+只聽見太后話：事到如今，今晚你仲想有命啊？
+
+90
+00:10:32,447 --> 00:10:40,159
+海老公話：太后即管你叫侍衛嚟啦，嚟嘅人越多就越好。
+
+91
+00:10:40,811 --> 00:10:50,716
+奴才，就可以將種種情形，講畀大家聽下，總有一個人，會將真相傳畀皇帝知嘅。
+
+92
+00:10:51,893 --> 00:10:55,473
+哼哼哼，你又真係會諗啊。
+
+93
+00:10:56,504 --> 00:11:00,942
+太后講説話講得好慢，喺度調勻呼吸。
+
+94
+00:11:01,928 --> 00:11:09,206
+海老公話：太后保重聖體，唔好岔亂咗經脈啊。
+
+95
+00:11:10,146 --> 00:11:11,791
+你有心喇���
+
+96
+00:11:13,116 --> 00:11:20,373
+海老公嘅武功呢本來高過太后嘅，不過佢雙眼盲咗之後呢就唔係太后對手咯。
+
+97
+00:11:21,169 --> 00:11:31,016
+但係佢喺幾年之前啊，已經由仵作佬嘅口裏便查到，殺害董鄂妃同貞妃嘅人使嘅係化骨綿掌。
+
+98
+00:11:31,731 --> 00:11:36,990
+呢種係遼東海外蛇島島主，獨門秘傳嘅陰毒功夫。
+
+99
+00:11:38,158 --> 00:11:46,644
+當其時，佢唔知道兇手係邊個，就冒住極大危險，暗中練一項專門對付化骨綿掌嘅武功。
+
+100
+00:11:47,173 --> 00:11:50,784
+雖然係大傷身體啊，功夫已經練成嘞。
+
+101
+00:11:52,331 --> 00:12:05,484
+收尾韋小寶同康熙皇帝練武，海老公推測呢，教皇帝武功嘅人就係殺害董鄂妃、孝康皇后幾個人嘅兇手，日後，必定會有一場大戰嘅。
+
+102
+00:12:06,240 --> 00:12:14,214
+佢明知韋小寶殺死小桂子，又毒盲咗自己雙眼，冒充小桂子嚟到陪伴自己。
+
+103
+00:12:14,717 --> 00:12:22,993
+個心想：呢個細路小小年紀同自己素不相識，必定係受人指使而嚟嘅。
+
+104
+00:12:23,691 --> 00:12:31,531
+就多方用説話氹韋小寶，想知道主使嘅人係邊個，噉嗰個主使嘅人，九成就係兇手喇噉。
+
+105
+00:12:32,572 --> 00:12:37,438
+但係韋小寶根本就冇人指使，因此呢氹極都問唔出咩嘢。
+
+106
+00:12:38,648 --> 00:12:43,433
+海老公查問雖然係冇結果，就將計就計教佢武功。
+
+107
+00:12:43,815 --> 00:12:51,251
+所教嘅武功呢，又係錯漏百出，等對方啊認定自己係少林派嘅，武功不過係麻麻哋。
+
+108
+00:12:51,807 --> 00:12:55,354
+而家一逳手，太后果然吃咗大虧。
+
+109
+00:12:56,759 --> 00:13:01,163
+太后喺半年之前，就諗到海老公係少林派。
+
+110
+00:13:01,759 --> 00:13:05,606
+海老公呢卻係知道佢嘅武當派武功係假扮嘅。
+
+111
+00:13:06,178 --> 00:13:13,033
+兩個人雙眼一明一盲，不過對對方武學派別嘅判斷就啱啱相反。
+
+112
+00:13:13,624 --> 00:13:16,126
+海老公估計敵人好精明。
+
+113
+00:13:16,764 --> 00:13:20,352
+太后呢，卻係一開始就估計錯咗。
+
+114
+00:13:21,179 --> 00:13:28,649
+不過噉呢亦唔係太后見識比較差，只係海老公喺仵作佬嘅口裏便，查明咗真相。
+
+115
+00:13:29,218 --> 00:13:33,494
+太后就自始至終都仲以為自己嘅事冇人知。
+
+116
+00:13:34,148 --> 00:13:40,149
+仲有，海大富心目中啊，早就以教皇帝武功嘅人做死敵嘞。
+
+117
+00:13:40,947 --> 00:13:45,653
+而太后直到而家，先至知道海大富要攞自己條命。
+
+118
+00:13:46,017 --> 00:13:52,203
+否則，早就下旨命令侍衞將海大富處死，噉就唔使自己逳手嘞。
+
+119
+00:13:53,538 --> 00:14:02,248
+海老公諗住自己雙眼盲咗，務必呢激到對方出手攻擊，先至能夠以逸待勞㗎，幾招就贏佢。
+
+120
+00:14:03,036 --> 00:14:11,822
+先頭講咗咁耐，太后一直都唔露口風，就唔知道害死董鄂妃、孝康皇后幾個人到底係邊個。
+
+121
+00:14:12,580 --> 00:14:20,772
+化骨綿掌係陰邪狠毒嘅旁門功夫，如果冇二十年左右嘅苦功就唔能夠練成。
+
+122
+00:14:22,063 --> 00:14:27,270
+太后博爾濟吉特氏，係科爾沁貝勒，綽爾濟嘅女。
+
+123
+00:14:28,350 --> 00:14:33,440
+家世尊貴無比就幾世做皇后，代代做大官。
+
+124
+00:14:34,201 --> 00:14:39,306
+佢做女嗰陣時候，就係行出府門一步啊亦係千難萬難。
+
+125
+00:14:39,914 --> 00:14:47,674
+自細唔知有幾多奶媽丫鬟伺候嘅，點能夠去偏僻兇險嘅蛇島學呢啲旁門功夫吖？
+
+126
+00:14:48,452 --> 00:14:59,271
+佢就算要學武功，亦必定係學啲八段錦啊、五禽戲之類增強體魄嘅粗淺功夫，點講都唔會學呢種化骨綿掌嘅。
+
+127
+00:15:00,167 --> 00:15:09,543
+實係佢身邊親信嘅太監宮女之中，有一個噉嘅武功好手，因此只係望太后吩咐呢個人出手。
+
+128
+00:15:10,260 --> 00:15:18,477
+誰知道自己一提到要去稟報皇帝，太后個心一急起嚟，都冇考慮清楚啊，即刻出手攻擊嘞。
+
+129
+00:15:19,104 --> 00:15:28,178
+噉樣一嚟，太后不但招認殺害四個人乃係自己逳手，而且對咗三掌之後，就已經受咗極重嘅內傷。
+
+130
+00:15:29,110 --> 00:15:35,046
+海老公苦心孤詣計劃咗幾年，一旦成功，個心好歡喜。
+
+131
+00:15:35,997 --> 00:15:43,177
+太后受傷唔輕啊，幾次調勻呼吸都冇用，所以佢講説話講得好慢。
+
+132
+00:15:44,002 --> 00:15:51,680
+海大富，你鐘意生安白造，即管亂咁講啦。
+
+133
+00:15:52,767 --> 00:16:03,617
+皇上年紀雖然細，頭腦係好清楚嘅，睇下佢係聽你㗎，定係聽我嘅説話啦。
+
+134
+00:16:04,866 --> 00:16:13,761
+海老公話：皇上初時當然唔信奴才，多數仲會下旨即時殺咗奴才。
+
+135
+00:16:14,682 --> 00:16:21,646
+但係過咗幾年，佢會仔細噉想嘅，佢會越想越明白。
+
+136
+00:16:22,556 --> 00:16:31,348
+太后，你呢一族世代尊榮，太宗同主子嘅皇后，都係出自你嘅府上。
+
+137
+00:16:31,969 --> 00:16:38,702
+就係可惜呢場榮華富貴，喺康熙呢一朝裏便就完結喇。
+
+138
+00:16:39,879 --> 00:16:44,028
+哼哼，好極嘞，好極嘞。
+
+139
+00:16:45,392 --> 00:16:53,358
+主子吩咐奴才，一查到兇手，唔理佢係乜嘢人，即時就殺咗佢。
+
+140
+00:16:54,211 --> 00:17:02,817
+可惜奴才武功低微，唔係太后對手，只好出此下策去啟奏皇上啦。
+
+141
+00:17:03,478 --> 00:17:05,788
+講完，慢慢噉行出去。
+
+142
+00:17:06,390 --> 00:17:09,490
+太后暗中運氣，正話想飛身進擊。
+
+143
+00:17:10,112 --> 00:17:16,052
+突然間，微風一閃，海老公突然間逼近，雙掌猛拍過嚟。
+
+144
+00:17:17,142 --> 00:17:25,729
+海老公奉咗順治嘅命令，要將害死董鄂妃嘅兇手處死，佢決心要辦成呢一件大事。
+
+145
+00:17:26,386 --> 00:17:37,753
+咩嘢啟奏皇上啊等等，只不過係志在擾亂太后嘅神智，等佢心煩意躁冇法子屏息凝氣，於是呢就可以施展雷霆萬鈞嘅一擊。
+
+146
+00:17:38,981 --> 00:17:44,046
+呢一掌雖然係無聲無息啊，卻係用盡佢畢生功力。
+
+147
+00:17:44,606 --> 00:17:53,454
+先頭佢聽住太后講説話，已經將佢企嘅方位掌握得差唔多嘞，一掌拍出，直取太后胸膛要穴。
+
+148
+00:17:54,587 --> 00:18:05,561
+太后冇提防到佢嚟得咁快，噉啊閃身想避，只要快速移動個身體幾次，噉呢個太監係個盲人，就冇法子知道自己喺邊度㗎嘞。
+
+149
+00:18:06,010 --> 00:18:13,018
+到其時，只有自己可以出手攻佢，佢除咗抵抗之外就更冇還手嘅能力。
+
+150
+00:18:13,827 --> 00:18:24,445
+點知道太后啱啱逳動唧，海老公嘅掌力中宮直逼，逼到太后幾乎氣都喘唔過，只有右掌運力拍出去。
+
+151
+00:18:24,952 --> 00:18:33,922
+佢本來想交咗呢掌之後呢，即時移步嘅，但係海老公掌力之上有一股極大嘅黏力，竟然移唔逳。
+
+152
+00:18:34,641 --> 00:18:37,942
+只有右掌加催掌力同佢鬥拼內勁㗎啦。
+
+153
+00:18:38,949 --> 00:18:43,730
+海老公發覺對方內力源源送過嚟，個心歡喜喇。
+
+154
+00:18:44,175 --> 00:18:50,378
+事關自己盲咗雙眼，如果同對方游鬥呢，噉係處於極不利嘅地步㗎。
+
+155
+00:18:50,849 --> 00:18:54,707
+但係鬥內勁，同埋雙眼盲唔盲無關。
+
+156
+00:18:56,019 --> 00:19:02,112
+太后一上嚟就受咗傷，氣息已經亂咗，並非一時三刻之間能夠復原嘅。
+
+157
+00:19:02,614 --> 00:19:07,636
+噉樣鬥內勁法，實耗乾晒佢精力成個坦晒噉死。
+
+158
+00:19:08,248 --> 00:19:11,842
+即刻左掌用陰力，右掌用陽力。
+
+159
+00:19:12,331 --> 00:19:19,030
+鬥咗一陣間，陰陽嘅力漸漸調轉喇，變成左掌陽力，右掌陰力。
+
+160
+00:19:20,567 --> 00:19:29,063
+但係喺韋小寶睇上嚟，不過係太后一隻手掌同海老公兩隻手掌頂住，啲多兇險都冇嘅。
+
+161
+00:19:29,486 --> 00:19:39,200
+點知道海老公嘅掌力，就好似一座石磨噉，慢慢轉動好似磨粉一樣啊，正在將太后嘅內力一點一滴噉磨咗去。
+
+162
+00:19:40,357 --> 00:19:49,001
+韋小寶匿埋喺假山後便，因為怕畀太后發覺啊，噉偶然哄個頭出去偷偷睇一眼，即刻就縮翻個頭返去㗎喇。
+
+163
+00:19:49,512 --> 00:19:54,017
+突然間眼前白光一閃，噉連忙又哄個頭出去睇下。
+
+164
+00:19:54,554 --> 00:20:04,363
+只見兩個人仍然係三隻手掌頂住，太后隻左手呢，就已經多咗一把短兵器，正在向海老公嘅肚刺過去。
+
+165
+00:20:04,803 --> 00:20:11,680
+韋小寶高興喇個心諗：妙咯妙咯，老烏龜呢一下，非歸天不可。
+
+166
+00:20:12,764 --> 00:20:24,082
+原來太后察覺到對方嘅掌力古怪，於是用左手靜靜喺身邊摸出一把白金點鋼蛾眉刺，然後極慢極慢噉向前送。
+
+167
+00:20:24,562 --> 00:20:28,232
+刺尖呢，漸漸向海老公嘅小腹㓤過去。
+
+168
+00:20:28,841 --> 00:20:34,434
+但係蛾眉刺送到距離對方小腹尺幾遠嘅地方，就再送唔出去嘞。
+
+169
+00:20:34,760 --> 00:20:43,343
+點解呢？原來海老公雙掌所發嘅陰陽磨嘅勁力越催越快，太后嘅單掌已經抵敵唔住。
+
+170
+00:20:44,090 --> 00:20:49,080
+只覺得右掌漸漸酸軟無力，忍唔住要伸出左掌一齊頂。
+
+171
+00:20:49,899 --> 00:20:56,381
+佢啊本來想將蛾眉刺慢慢刺出去，半啲風聲都唔帶起，敵人就冇法子察覺啦噉。
+
+172
+00:20:56,990 --> 00:21:00,611
+但呢個時候右掌一隻手掌嘅力啊已經冇法子支持。
+
+173
+00:21:01,073 --> 00:21:07,132
+就唔顧得海老公係唔係察覺喇，左手運力，想將蛾眉刺一下噉刺過去。
+
+174
+00:21:07,647 --> 00:21:12,884
+點知就係延遲咗啲啲咁耐啫，左手竟然冇法子前送半寸。
+
+175
+00:21:13,684 --> 00:21:23,152
+呢個時候，到處都靜嚶嚶，只聽見嗒，嗒，嗒，好輕微嘅響聲。
+
+176
+00:21:24,022 --> 00:21:30,166
+原來係海老公左手四隻手指斷咗嗰處，啲血不斷噉流出嚟滴喺地下。
+
+177
+00:21:30,837 --> 00:21:34,760
+海老公越係催逼內力，啲血呢湧出嚟越多嘞。
+
+178
+00:21:36,137 --> 00:21:43,551
+韋小寶見蛾眉刺喺月光之下不停咁閃閃下，可見太后隻左手呢正在猛咁震。
+
+179
+00:21:44,437 --> 00:21:49,890
+白光越閃越快嘞，不過蛾眉刺呢始終㓤唔到海老公嘅小腹。
+
+180
+00:21:50,823 --> 00:21:56,229
+過咗一陣間，只見太后手上嘅蛾眉刺竟然慢慢縮翻轉頭。
+
+181
+00:21:56,713 --> 00:22:04,350
+韋小寶好驚啊，哎呀死喇，太后打唔過老烏龜啊，而家唔走仲等幾時啊。
+
+182
+00:22:04,870 --> 00:22:08,588
+佢慢慢轉身，一步一步向外便行。
+
+183
+00:22:08,988 --> 00:22:16,103
+每行一步，就知道離開危險遠一步，放心多一分，腳步呢，亦都快一啲嘞。
+
+184
+00:22:16,810 --> 00:22:23,823
+等佢行到門邊，伸手摸到門環喇，突然間，喺佢後便傳嚟太后吖一聲大叫。
+
+185
+00:22:24,463 --> 00:22:29,345
+韋小寶心諗：弊傢伙喇，太后畀老烏龜害死咗喇。
+
+186
+00:22:29,807 --> 00:22:31,678
+誰知又聽見海老公話：
+
+187
+00:22:32,358 --> 00:22:41,887
+太后，你漸漸油盡燈枯，再過一炷香咁耐，你就耗盡精力而死喇。
+
+188
+00:22:42,540 --> 00:22:53,119
+除非呢個時候，突然間有人嚟，向我背脊下手，我難以抵擋，先至會畀佢害死啫。
+
+189
+00:22:53,781 --> 00:23:02,585
+韋小寶正話想開門飛奔逃跑，突然間聽見海老公嘅説話，啊啱晒喇，我去㓤佢。
+
+190
+00:23:03,136 --> 00:23:07,858
+嗱各位，欲知後事如何，且聽下回分解。

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+1
+00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,290
+前文再續啊書接上一回啊。
+
+2
+00:00:04,939 --> 00:00:11,020
+話説韋小寶正話想開門逃跑，突然之間聽見海老公話：
+
+3
+00:00:12,149 --> 00:00:21,490
+太后，你漸漸油盡燈枯，再過一炷香咁耐，你就會耗盡精力而死喇。
+
+4
+00:00:22,193 --> 00:00:31,093
+除非呢個時候，突然間有個人過嚟，向我背脊落手啦，我就難以抵禦，先至會畀佢害死啫。
+
+5
+00:00:32,537 --> 00:00:37,092
+韋小寶個心諗：啊原來太后冇死到。
+
+6
+00:00:37,780 --> 00:00:46,310
+老烏龜講得唔錯啊，佢雙手同太后鬥緊，我如果去㓤佢背脊，個老烏龜點能夠分手抵禦呢？
+
+7
+00:00:46,892 --> 00:00:49,270
+呢啲係佢自己講嘅唔怨得人哋。
+
+8
+00:00:50,391 --> 00:00:56,920
+眼前正係打落水狗嘅大好良機，有死雞唔執就枉做人咯。
+
+9
+00:00:57,556 --> 00:01:02,792
+韋小寶天生鐘意賭博，輸贏各半啊尚且要賭。
+
+10
+00:01:03,441 --> 00:01:13,169
+如果暗中作弊搞鬼，贏面佔咗九成十成嘅，噉樣嘅賭錢機會啊，就算要咗佢條命都決唔放過啊。
+
+11
+00:01:14,039 --> 00:01:17,533
+要佢冒險去救太后，噉無論如何唔䎺㗎喇。
+
+12
+00:01:18,204 --> 00:01:26,030
+但係聽見海老公自己暴露弱點，一嚿肥豬肉放喺口唇邊，點可以唔噍佢呢？
+
+13
+00:01:26,612 --> 00:01:35,573
+佢一伸手，就喺靴筒掹出匕首，快步向海老公背後直衝過去，大喝一聲：老烏龜，你咪傷害太后啊！
+
+14
+00:01:36,164 --> 00:01:38,850
+舉起匕首，對準佢背心猛刺。
+
+15
+00:01:39,964 --> 00:01:46,008
+海老公一聲大笑佢話：死仔，你上當啊！
+
+16
+00:01:46,830 --> 00:01:53,804
+左腳向後一𨅝，啪一聲，𨅝正韋小寶心口，當堂將佢𨅝到飛出幾丈遠。
+
+17
+00:01:55,388 --> 00:02:09,128
+原來海老公同太后鬥內力啊，已經贏梗㗎喇，忽然間聽見有人喺假山後便行出嚟，腳步聲呢，正係平時聽慣聽熟嘅韋小寶。
+
+18
+00:02:10,391 --> 00:02:13,889
+呢個衰仔中咗自己一掌居然唔死？
+
+19
+00:02:14,382 --> 00:02:15,819
+個心好驚奇。
+
+20
+00:02:16,590 --> 00:02:20,992
+又怕佢出去叫啲侍衞嚟，救翻太后噉啊真係功虧一簣嘞。
+
+21
+00:02:21,557 --> 00:02:26,168
+靈機一動，就開聲指點，氹佢嚟攻擊自己背脊。
+
+22
+00:02:26,613 --> 00:02:31,753
+韋小寶臨敵應變嘅經驗好少嘅，真係上咗當。
+
+23
+00:02:32,504 --> 00:02:36,632
+海老公呢一，海老公呢一腳就𨅝正佢心口。
+
+24
+00:02:37,392 --> 00:02:41,659
+韋小寶成個騰雲駕霧噉飛咗上天，當堂嘔血。
+
+25
+00:02:42,423 --> 00:02:53,577
+當海老公左腳反踢嘅時候，早就料到太后呢，一定會趁住自己勁力發出之後嗰個機會，用左掌打自己小肚嘅。
+
+26
+00:02:54,462 --> 00:03:00,756
+所以踢中韋小寶以後，想都唔想，右掌就向前拍出嚟保護自己小肚。
+
+27
+00:03:01,622 --> 00:03:06,097
+點知突然間手掌心一涼，跟住小肚一陣劇痛。
+
+28
+00:03:06,792 --> 00:03:11,994
+太后嗰把白金點鋼蛾眉刺已經㓤穿佢手掌，插咗入佢小肚嘞。
+
+29
+00:03:13,143 --> 00:03:26,106
+佢到底吃虧在雙眼唔能夠睇嘢，縱然估到太后一定會乘機攻擊，萬萬估唔到攻擊過嚟嘅並唔係掌力，而係一把鋒利到極嘅利器啊。
+
+30
+00:03:26,999 --> 00:03:33,268
+佢小肚畀蛾眉刺插咗入去，左掌勁力猛然增大將太后震咗幾步遠。
+
+31
+00:03:34,280 --> 00:03:42,439
+太后左腳落地，即刻又向後便跳出去丈幾遠，只覺得心口氣血翻湧，幾乎暈咁滯啊。
+
+32
+00:03:42,732 --> 00:03:48,623
+佢慌怕海老公乘機嚟攻擊，慢慢又退咗幾步，挨住埲牆企響處。
+
+33
+00:03:49,667 --> 00:03:57,126
+海老公咔咔聲怪笑佢話：你好彩，你真係好彩啊！
+
+34
+00:03:57,494 --> 00:04:03,350
+拂，拂，拂，連氣推出三掌，一面出掌，一面個身啊向前直衝。
+
+35
+00:04:04,119 --> 00:04:09,520
+噉太后就跳去右便閃避啦，不過雙腳酸軟，𢴈倒喺地。
+
+36
+00:04:10,200 --> 00:04:16,122
+只聽見冧喇一聲響，一排花架畀海老公嘅掌力推冧咗半邊。
+
+37
+00:04:16,961 --> 00:04:19,671
+太后筋疲力竭啊，點都唔逳得。
+
+38
+00:04:20,371 --> 00:04:21,784
+佢個心好驚啊。
+
+39
+00:04:22,493 --> 00:04:28,153
+不過呢，見海老公趴喺冧咗嘅花架上便，直情冇得逳嘞。
+
+40
+00:04:29,198 --> 00:04:35,940
+太后掙扎住想要企起身，但係四肢好似棉花噉，全身軟顂顂。
+
+41
+00:04:36,719 --> 00:04:43,931
+正話想叫一名宮女出嚟扶自己啦，隱隱約約，聽到遠處傳嚟人聲，個心諗：
+
+42
+00:04:45,008 --> 00:04:56,172
+我同呢個太監講嘢搏鬥，一直都係細細聲，但係佢臨死嘅時候高聲大叫，推冧花架，已經驚動咗太監同侍衞。
+
+43
+00:04:56,711 --> 00:05:05,124
+呢啲人好快就會嚟到喇，見我瞓喺呢度，旁邊死咗一老一小兩名太監噉成何體統呢？
+
+44
+00:05:05,943 --> 00:05:12,266
+佢勉強想要運氣，起身行返入房啦，誰知呢啖氣始終提唔上嚟。
+
+45
+00:05:13,244 --> 00:05:19,520
+只聽見人聲漸漸近喇，正係好着急，忽然間有個人行過嚟話：
+
+46
+00:05:20,223 --> 00:05:24,433
+太后，你老人家安好吖嘛？我扶你起身啦。
+
+47
+00:05:25,281 --> 00:05:27,880
+原來嗰個正係太監小桂子。
+
+48
+00:05:28,648 --> 00:05:35,944
+太后又驚又喜啊佢話：你，你，你冇畀嗰個惡人，誒，踢死咩？
+
+49
+00:05:36,544 --> 00:05:38,981
+韋小寶話：佢踢我唔死嘅。
+
+50
+00:05:39,956 --> 00:05:46,150
+先頭佢畀海老公踢入花叢裏便，嘔咗唔少血，定一定神就企起身。
+
+51
+00:05:46,786 --> 00:05:54,120
+見海老公伏喺花架上面唔逳，連忙匿喺樖樹後便，執嚿石仔對住海老公掟過去。
+
+52
+00:05:54,471 --> 00:05:59,276
+噗一聲，掟正佢嘅後腦，海老公完全唔會逳嘞。
+
+53
+00:06:00,009 --> 00:06:03,921
+韋小寶好高興啊：老烏龜死咗喇。
+
+54
+00:06:05,001 --> 00:06:12,120
+但係到底佢仲係怕，唔敢行前去睇，一時揸唔定主意究竟應該趯呢，定去扶太后？
+
+55
+00:06:12,906 --> 00:06:17,196
+正喺呢個時候，聽見人聲喧嘩，好多人蜂擁而嚟。
+
+56
+00:06:17,720 --> 00:06:24,551
+你話呢個時候走呢，實會撞正嘅，咪喇，於是即刻行去太后面前，將佢扶起。
+
+57
+00:06:25,760 --> 00:06:31,147
+太后好歡喜話：你真係好喇，你快啲扶我入去休息啦。
+
+58
+00:06:31,811 --> 00:06:39,025
+韋小寶哦噉應咗，就半拖半抱，怶下怶下將佢扶入房，放上床。
+
+59
+00:06:39,487 --> 00:06:44,044
+自己雙腳酸軟就瞓喺厚厚嘅地氈上便，猛咁喘氣。
+
+60
+00:06:44,666 --> 00:06:50,149
+太后話：你就瞓喺呢處啦，等陣有人嚟唔好出聲。
+
+61
+00:06:50,704 --> 00:06:52,932
+韋小寶話：哦，哦。
+
+62
+00:06:53,942 --> 00:07:02,530
+過咗一陣，聽見腳步聲滴滴答答好多人走入嚟屋外便，燈籠火把嘅火光喺窗格嗰處照入嚟。
+
+63
+00:07:03,130 --> 00:07:06,452
+有人話：哎呀，有個太監死喺呢處啊。
+
+64
+00:07:07,212 --> 00:07:09,889
+另外一個人話：係尚膳監嘅海老公啊。
+
+65
+00:07:10,263 --> 00:07:17,223
+有個人提高把聲話：啟稟太后，花園出咗啲事，太后萬福金安。
+
+66
+00:07:17,930 --> 00:07:21,388
+噉樣講嘅意思呢，係詢問太后嘅平安。
+
+67
+00:07:21,966 --> 00:07:25,231
+太后問嘞：出咗咩嘢事啊？
+
+68
+00:07:25,964 --> 00:07:30,508
+佢一出聲啫，外便所有嘅侍衞同太監啊都松翻啖氣。
+
+69
+00:07:31,072 --> 00:07:36,739
+只要太后安好，慈寧宮雖然出事啊，亦唔會有太大嘅罪名嘅。
+
+70
+00:07:37,286 --> 00:07:42,277
+為首嘅侍衞話：好似係啲太監打交，冇咩大事嘅。
+
+71
+00:07:42,988 --> 00:07:48,124
+請太后休息啦，奴才們聽日查明咗，再詳細稟奏。
+
+72
+00:07:48,824 --> 00:07:50,776
+太后話：好啦。
+
+73
+00:07:51,523 --> 00:07:57,970
+只聽嗰個侍衞首領壓住把聲，細細聲吩咐手下將海老公嘅屍體抬出去。
+
+74
+00:07:58,796 --> 00:08:03,304
+有個人低聲話：啊，呢處仲有個小宮女嘅屍體啊。
+
+75
+00:08:03,482 --> 00:08:07,589
+哦，呢個小宮女唔係死，不過暈咗啫。
+
+76
+00:08:08,361 --> 00:08:13,526
+侍衞首領低聲話：一齊帶出去，等佢醒咗之後查問原因。
+
+77
+00:08:14,024 --> 00:08:19,762
+太后聽見咗之後就話：有個小宮女咩？抱入嚟我房啦。
+
+78
+00:08:20,463 --> 00:08:24,032
+佢慌怕蕊初醒咗之後，同人洩漏咗風聲啊。
+
+79
+00:08:24,680 --> 00:08:34,847
+外便有人應咗，跟住一名太監將小宮女蕊初抱入嚟房，輕輕放喺地下，向太后叩咗個頭，退翻出去嘞。
+
+80
+00:08:36,001 --> 00:08:45,770
+呢個時候，太后身邊嗰班宮女都已經醒晒，個個企喺房外便侍候，不過未得到太后召喚呢就唔敢擅自入去啫。
+
+81
+00:08:46,979 --> 00:08:51,432
+太后聽見嗰班侍衞太監漸漸去遠咗喇，佢就話：
+
+82
+00:08:52,121 --> 00:08:54,946
+你哋都去瞓啦，唔使伺候喇。
+
+83
+00:08:55,707 --> 00:08:58,037
+班宮女應咗，就散咗去。
+
+84
+00:08:58,806 --> 00:09:06,163
+因為太后識得武功啊，呢件事係極為秘密嘅，就算係貼身宮女，亦唔知道。
+
+85
+00:09:07,112 --> 00:09:17,051
+佢早晚都要練功，任何太監宮女，冇命令不能夠踏入房門一步，連用手碰一碰門簾啫，都唔准嘅。
+
+86
+00:09:18,529 --> 00:09:20,412
+太后調勻咗一陣氣息。
+
+87
+00:09:21,096 --> 00:09:28,974
+韋小寶嘅氣力呢亦漸漸恢復嘞，就坐咗起身，又過得一陣間，就掙扎住企起嚟。
+
+88
+00:09:30,061 --> 00:09:35,690
+太后眼見佢心口中咗海老公一腳，呢腳嘅力度啊極其重嘅。
+
+89
+00:09:36,326 --> 00:09:44,977
+但係呢個小太��居然行動自如，仲能夠將自己扶返入房，真係唔知佢練過咩功夫噃。
+
+90
+00:09:45,461 --> 00:09:52,526
+就問佢：你除咗跟過海大富之外，你仲跟邊個練過功夫啊？
+
+91
+00:09:53,620 --> 00:09:58,127
+韋小寶話：奴才就跟呢個惡人練過幾個月武功啫。
+
+92
+00:09:58,656 --> 00:10:01,693
+佢教嘅武功啊，大半都係假嘅。
+
+93
+00:10:02,093 --> 00:10:06,050
+呢個人啊好壞㗎，日日都想殺我。
+
+94
+00:10:07,039 --> 00:10:11,795
+嗯，佢嗰雙眼，係你毒盲佢㗎？
+
+95
+00:10:12,681 --> 00:10:17,959
+嗰個老坑日日夜夜，都喺背後咒罵太后，辱罵皇上。
+
+96
+00:10:18,395 --> 00:10:24,312
+奴才聽咗都唔知幾嬲啊，可惜又冇本事殺佢啊，咪唯有，誒唯有。
+
+97
+00:10:25,832 --> 00:10:28,413
+佢點樣鬧我同鬧皇上啊？
+
+98
+00:10:29,591 --> 00:10:38,300
+講埋呢都係無法無天嘅説話，奴才一句都唔敢記啊，一聽過咗唧，即刻就唔記得晒喇，點都諗唔翻嘞。
+
+99
+00:10:39,471 --> 00:10:45,338
+你呢個細佬哥都好乖，今晚，你嚟呢處做乜嘢啊？
+
+100
+00:10:45,747 --> 00:10:55,501
+奴才正話瞓緊，聽見呢個老坑開門出去，噉我又怕佢害我啦，於是靜靜跟住佢後便，一直就跟到嚟呢處嘞。
+
+101
+00:10:56,211 --> 00:11:00,494
+佢對我亂噏無為嗰番説話，你都聽見㗎啦？
+
+102
+00:11:01,347 --> 00:11:05,817
+呢個死老坑嘅説話，奴才向來句句都當佢係放屁。
+
+103
+00:11:05,994 --> 00:11:11,111
+太，誒太后你唔好怪啊，奴才口出粗言，我我嬲死佢啊。
+
+104
+00:11:11,587 --> 00:11:17,249
+佢日日都鬧我小烏龜，鬧我祖宗，我知道佢講嘅從來就冇一句真話。
+
+105
+00:11:18,703 --> 00:11:27,170
+我係問你，海大富同我講嘅説話，你有冇聽見？你老老實實回答我。
+
+106
+00:11:27,770 --> 00:11:32,127
+哦，誒奴才遠遠匿喺門外便，都唔敢行咁近。
+
+107
+00:11:32,420 --> 00:11:36,920
+呢隻老坑雙耳呀好靈㗎，我一行近啲呢佢就發覺㗎喇。
+
+108
+00:11:37,847 --> 00:11:45,284
+我只係見佢同太后講嘢，噉啊想偷聽幾句，不過離得太遠嘞，聽嚟聽去都聽唔到嘅。
+
+109
+00:11:45,831 --> 00:11:51,907
+嗯收尾見到佢膽敢冒犯太后，認真大逆不道啊，噉奴才就搏死嚟救駕囉。
+
+110
+00:11:52,517 --> 00:11:56,362
+佢到底對太后講咗啲咩嘢説話，奴才唔知道啊。
+
+111
+00:11:56,948 --> 00:12:01,968
+佢，誒，佢一定係告奴才嘅錯處啦，話我毒盲佢雙眼咯。
+
+112
+00:12:02,368 --> 00:12:08,017
+毒盲佢雙眼係冇假，其他嘅説話，太后你千祈千祈唔好信啊。
+
+113
+00:12:08,501 --> 00:12:12,726
+大概太后唔信佢嘅説話，嗰個奴才先至敢冒犯太后啫。
+
+114
+00:12:13,284 --> 00:12:17,721
+哼，你好精靈，好精乖啊。
+
+115
+00:12:18,956 --> 00:12:32,844
+海大富講嘅説話你真係冇聽見又好，假嘅冇聽見亦都好，只要將來有半句風言風語傳翻入我雙耳，你知道會有咩嘢結果嘅。
+
+116
+00:12:33,708 --> 00:12:43,690
+太后對待奴才恩重如山，如果有邊一個大膽惡徒，膽敢喺背後講太后同皇上嘅壞話，奴才呀非同佢搏命不可。
+
+117
+00:12:44,871 --> 00:12:50,944
+你能夠噉樣我就歡喜喇，我過去待你亦冇咩點好啫。
+
+118
+00:12:51,720 --> 00:12:58,714
+以前皇上同奴才摔跤練武，奴才唔識得萬歲爺，言語舉動亂七八糟。
+
+119
+00:12:59,136 --> 00:13:02,940
+太后同皇上一啲都冇怪罪，噉就係恩重如山啦。
+
+120
+00:13:03,656 --> 00:13:08,436
+如果唔係，奴才就有一百個頭殼啊，亦都該斬嘞。
+
+121
+00:13:08,893 --> 00:13:15,583
+呢個老坑日日都想殺奴才，好彩太后救咗我條命咋，奴才真係感激到不得了啊。
+
+122
+00:13:16,248 --> 00:13:21,523
+你知道感恩噉就好喇，你去點着枱上嘅蠟燭啦。
+
+123
+00:13:22,417 --> 00:13:27,122
+韋小寶哦噉應咗一聲，就打着火，點着咗蠟燭。
+
+124
+00:13:28,309 --> 00:13:32,562
+太后房間嘅蠟燭啊燭身極之粗，特別光亮。
+
+125
+00:13:33,581 --> 00:13:38,310
+太后話：你過嚟，等我睇下你。
+
+126
+00:13:39,370 --> 00:13:39,829
+哦。
+
+127
+00:13:40,536 --> 00:13:51,960
+韋小寶慢慢行到太后張床前便，只見佢面色雪白，半點血色都冇，但係目光閃爍，微微豎起堂眼眉。
+
+128
+00:13:52,596 --> 00:13:59,093
+韋小寶心跳都快咗，哎呀，佢，佢會唔會殺咗我滅口啊？
+
+129
+00:13:60,000 --> 00:14:07,290
+呢個時候我猛走，佢梗係追唔到我嘅，但係如果畀佢一手捉住，噉就弊喇。
+
+130
+00:14:08,256 --> 00:14:15,796
+佢個心裏便只係想即刻開步鬆人，不過一時之間又下唔到決心，至稍為猶豫一下啫。
+
+131
+00:14:16,280 --> 00:14:19,371
+太后已經伸出隻左手，揸住佢右手嘞。
+
+132
+00:14:20,069 --> 00:14:24,077
+韋小寶大吃一驚，周身一震，吖噉叫咗一聲。
+
+133
+00:14:24,967 --> 00:14:27,791
+太后話：你怕乜嘢啊？
+
+134
+00:14:28,436 --> 00:14:34,092
+韋小寶話：我我，我，我冇怕，誒，只不過，誒，只不過。
+
+135
+00:14:35,361 --> 00:14:36,678
+只不過咩嘢啊？
+
+136
+00:14:37,889 --> 00:14:43,617
+太后待奴才恩重如山，奴才真係誒受咩嘢誒驚咩嘢啊。
+
+137
+00:14:44,559 --> 00:14:50,598
+佢聽人講過受寵若驚嘅成語，但係四個字當中只係記得兩個字。
+
+138
+00:14:51,409 --> 00:14:53,902
+太后都唔知佢講啲乜，噉又問：
+
+139
+00:14:55,028 --> 00:14:56,984
+你為咩周身都震嘅？
+
+140
+00:14:57,957 --> 00:15:01,456
+我，我我，我冇啊，冇啊。
+
+141
+00:15:02,589 --> 00:15:08,502
+太后如果喺呢陣時一掌劈死咗佢，日後就不必擔心佢洩露機密嘞。
+
+142
+00:15:09,532 --> 00:15:14,228
+不過嗰口真氣啊點都提唔上嚟，確實係筋疲力竭。
+
+143
+00:15:14,837 --> 00:15:23,073
+雖然係揸住韋小寶隻手啊，其實啲手指一啲力氣都冇嘅，韋小寶只要輕輕擢一擢唧就能夠甩身㗎嘞。
+
+144
+00:15:24,042 --> 00:15:30,450
+太后微微笑話：你今晚立咗大功，我重重有賞。
+
+145
+00:15:31,209 --> 00:15:38,721
+韋小寶話：嗰個惡老坑要殺奴才，好彩太后搭救我條命咋，奴才啲多功勞都冇嘅。
+
+146
+00:15:39,941 --> 00:15:45,919
+你咁懂事，我將來唔會待薄你嘅，你返去啦。
+
+147
+00:15:46,421 --> 00:15:52,986
+講完就放開佢隻手，韋小寶高興嘞，連忙趴低叩咗幾個頭，退返出去。
+
+148
+00:15:54,040 --> 00:16:05,740
+太后見到佢衣襟上面鮮血淋漓，顯然係吐過唔少血，但係跪拜叩頭嘅時候，行動仲係頗為伶俐，覺得好奇怪。
+
+149
+00:16:06,838 --> 00:16:16,881
+韋小寶行出房嘅時候，睇咗蕊初一眼，見佢瞓喺地下，心口慢慢起伏，呼吸好勻巡，就好似瞓冧咗一樣。
+
+150
+00:16:17,303 --> 00:16:21,007
+面色紅潤絕冇唔妥嘅樣，個心諗：
+
+151
+00:16:21,837 --> 00:16:24,597
+過幾日我去搵啲糕餅點心嚟畀你食啊。
+
+152
+00:16:25,279 --> 00:16:32,985
+噉就嗱嗱聲返去自己間房，戌實道門，長長松咗啖氣，當同如釋重負啊。
+
+153
+00:16:33,692 --> 00:16:40,561
+呢一排，同海老公住埋一間房，時時刻刻都要提心吊膽嘅。
+
+154
+00:16:41,378 --> 00:16:46,054
+而家老烏龜死咗喇，唔使怕有人嚟害我喇。
+
+155
+00:16:46,698 --> 00:16:52,852
+突然之間，諗起咗太后嘅面色，不由自主打咗個冷震，個心諗：
+
+156
+00:16:53,674 --> 00:17:06,142
+喺呢個皇宮裏便唔係點太平啊，老子仲係，仲係，哈哈哈，仲係揸住嗰四十五萬兩銀，返去揚州見媽媽為妙喇。
+
+157
+00:17:06,680 --> 00:17:13,823
+想到自己條命仲喺處，四十五萬兩銀啊失而復得，忍唔住手舞足蹈跳起嚟。
+
+158
+00:17:14,281 --> 00:17:21,520
+高興咗一輪，漸漸覺得疲倦嘞，個身景轟一趢低，趢喺床上面就瞓着。
+
+159
+00:17:22,382 --> 00:17:33,510
+話説韋小寶第二朝早起身，心口啊隱隱作痛又覺得周身冇力，知道係尋晚畀海老公打咗一掌，踢咗一腳嘅緣故啦。
+
+160
+00:17:34,490 --> 00:17:42,729
+勉強企起身，只見心口一大笪血污，噉啊除咗件長袍，浸落水缸裏便搋佢幾搋嘞。
+
+161
+00:17:43,469 --> 00:17:48,263
+突然間，見袍上面好多碎布一片片甩出嚟。
+
+162
+00:17:48,703 --> 00:17:58,337
+佢吃咗一驚咯，攞件袍一睇，只見心口衣襟上便有兩個大窿，一個係手掌形，一個係腳板形。
+
+163
+00:17:59,226 --> 00:18:03,547
+佢好驚奇啦，乜，乜，乜噉鬼樣嘅？
+
+164
+00:18:04,528 --> 00:18:08,688
+一想到個鬼字，當堂全身寒毛棟篤企。
+
+165
+00:18:09,732 --> 00:18:16,444
+第一個想法就係，老烏龜嘅鬼魂出現，喺我件袍上面整穿咗兩個窿。
+
+166
+00:18:17,184 --> 00:18:23,574
+又想：老烏龜隻鬼唔知係盲眼嘅呢，定係睇得見人嘅呢？
+
+167
+00:18:24,830 --> 00:18:33,112
+盲人死咗之後，變成嘅鬼是否仍然眼盲啊，呢個想法喺佢個心處一閃即過冇再想落去。
+
+168
+00:18:33,993 --> 00:18:39,012
+揸住件袍定晒形企響處，突然間恍然大悟喇。
+
+169
+00:18:39,661 --> 00:18:41,826
+唔係鬼，唔係鬼！
+
+170
+00:18:42,651 --> 00:18:49,085
+尋晚老烏龜喺我個心口打咗一掌踢咗一腳，呢兩個窿啊，係畀佢打出嚟嘅。
+
+171
+00:18:49,370 --> 00:18:55,859
+哈哈，老子嘅武功都唔錯噃，嘔咗幾啖血唧，冇咩嘢大事啊。
+
+172
+00:18:56,453 --> 00:18:59,742
+唉，唔知受咗內傷冇噃。
+
+173
+00:19:00,598 --> 00:19:05,728
+老烏龜有個藥箱，睇下有咩傷藥仲係食翻啲為妙喇。
+
+174
+00:19:06,937 --> 00:19:15,146
+海老公既然死咗，噉佢所有嘅物品呢，韋小寶當然老實不客氣，冚𠾴唥據為己有。
+
+175
+00:19:16,110 --> 00:19:22,522
+佢大模大樣誒含噉咳一聲，打開咗嗰個籠，攞個藥箱出嚟。
+
+176
+00:19:23,331 --> 00:19:32,586
+藥箱裏便一甖甖一包包，咩嘢丸啊散啊好多嘅，啲甖同紙包上便呢，亦都寫住有字嘅。
+
+177
+00:19:33,483 --> 00:19:39,570
+但係佢識唔到幾個字啊，又點分得出邊一包係傷藥，邊一樽係毒藥呢。
+
+178
+00:19:40,558 --> 00:19:49,010
+其中有一樽黃色藥粉，哎呀觸目驚心咯，認得係當日化去小桂子屍體嘅化屍粉。
+
+179
+00:19:49,517 --> 00:19:58,640
+呢只需要喺屍體傷口嗰處彈一啲落去啫，過得冇幾耐，成個屍體連埋衣服鞋襪，都化為一灘黃水。
+
+180
+00:19:59,187 --> 00:20:02,166
+呢甖藥粉呀，當然碰都唔敢碰喇。
+
+181
+00:20:03,049 --> 00:20:08,953
+再想起皆因自己加多咗啲藥粉嘅分量，海老公從此就雙目失明。
+
+182
+00:20:09,157 --> 00:20:16,074
+嗯，咪喇咪喇唔好食佢啲藥喇，好在心口亦唔係點痛，就自言自語噉話：
+
+183
+00:20:16,193 --> 00:20:21,933
+哼，老子武功使得，唔食藥又唔係一樣冇事。
+
+184
+00:20:22,999 --> 00:20:27,574
+於是合翻埋個藥箱，再睇個籠裏便其他嘅物件。
+
+185
+00:20:28,174 --> 00:20:36,156
+只見都係啲舊衫舊書之類，此外仲有二百幾兩銀，呢啲銀，佢毫不重視啊。
+
+186
+00:20:36,716 --> 00:20:46,689
+莫講話索額圖應承畀四十五萬兩銀佢啦，就係去同温有道佢哋擲下骰仔唧，贏幾百兩銀就輕而易舉啦。
+
+187
+00:20:47,887 --> 00:20:52,357
+佢喺小桂子嘅衣箱裏便，攞咗另外一件長袍出嚟着。
+
+188
+00:20:53,161 --> 00:20:57,859
+見到身上嗰件又軟又輕嘅黑色背心，不覺打個突。
+
+189
+00:20:59,249 --> 00:21:06,062
+老烏龜喺我件袍上面打穿兩個大窿，呢件背心點解一啲都冇穿冇爛嘅？
+
+190
+00:21:07,368 --> 00:21:16,367
+呢件背心係喺鰲拜藏寶庫搵出嚟嘅，如果唔係件寶衫啊，鰲拜啊點會擠喺藏寶庫裏便呢？
+
+191
+00:21:16,798 --> 00:21:27,433
+啊老烏龜打我唔死踢我唔爛，講唔定唔係我韋小寶武功使得啊，而係全靠鰲拜嘅寶衫救命咋。
+
+192
+00:21:28,240 --> 00:21:32,242
+索大哥當日勸我着起佢，真係有先見之明喇。
+
+193
+00:21:32,785 --> 00:21:40,400
+而我着上之後呢唔除翻落嚟，噉我先見之明都有翻唔少嘅噃，哈哈哈哈哈。
+
+194
+00:21:41,281 --> 00:21:44,869
+正在自鳴得意，突然間聽見外便有人叫佢。
+
+195
+00:21:45,649 --> 00:21:49,560
+桂公公，桂公公，恭喜啊恭喜啊，快啲開門啦。
+
+196
+00:21:50,332 --> 00:21:55,370
+韋小寶一面扣衫紐一面開門，佢問：恭咩喜啊？
+
+197
+00:21:56,001 --> 00:22:03,430
+只要門口外便企住四名太監，一齊向韋小寶躬身請安，一齊話：恭喜桂公公。
+
+198
+00:22:04,030 --> 00:22:07,637
+韋小寶笑住話：一早咁客氣做咩嘢啊？
+
+199
+00:22:08,197 --> 00:22:10,475
+一個四十零歲嘅太監笑住話：
+
+200
+00:22:10,982 --> 00:22:21,412
+先頭太后頒下懿旨去內務府，為因海大富海公公得病身亡，尚膳司副總管太監嘅職司，就由桂公公升任啊。
+
+201
+00:22:22,189 --> 00:22:29,100
+另外一名太監就話：我哋都唔等內務府大臣轉達恩旨，就嗱嗱聲趕嚟恭喜你喇。
+
+202
+00:22:29,691 --> 00:22:33,355
+以後桂公公統理尚膳司，真係好極喇。
+
+203
+00:22:33,817 --> 00:22:38,457
+嗱各位，欲知後事如何，且聽下回分解。

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+1
+00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:13,790
+前文再續啊書接上一回啊，話説太后升咗韋小寶做尚膳司副總管太監，噉有四名太監啊即刻走嚟報喜嘞。
+
+2
+00:00:15,548 --> 00:00:22,138
+不過韋小寶做太監升咗級，亦唔覺得有咩嘢了不起噃，但係收尾佢諗：
+
+3
+00:00:22,649 --> 00:00:28,710
+太后升咗我級，即係叫我對尋晚嘅事千祈唔好洩露噉解啫。
+
+4
+00:00:29,310 --> 00:00:33,270
+其實就算唔升我級啊，老子都唔敢多口啦。
+
+5
+00:00:33,714 --> 00:00:38,406
+個頭殼搬咗家，個嘴都冇鬼咗嘞，仲能夠多口咩？
+
+6
+00:00:39,284 --> 00:00:44,819
+吖不過太后既然提拔我，總唔會殺我喇，噉就大可以放心。
+
+7
+00:00:45,837 --> 00:00:52,632
+想到呢一層，當堂眉開眼笑，就攞啲銀票出嚟，每人送咗五十兩報信費。
+
+8
+00:00:53,878 --> 00:01:01,455
+一名太監話：我哋宮裏頭，從來冇一位副總管好似桂公公你咁後生嘅。
+
+9
+00:01:01,864 --> 00:01:10,736
+宮內總管太監十四位，副總管太監八位，最高級嘅人物，冚𠾴唥計埋晒，就只有廿二位啫。
+
+10
+00:01:11,340 --> 00:01:13,646
+本來三十歲以下嘅一個都冇。
+
+11
+00:01:14,180 --> 00:01:21,352
+桂公公今日一升呀，聽日就同張總管、王總管佢哋平起平坐，真係威咯。
+
+12
+00:01:22,230 --> 00:01:23,440
+另外有個人就話喇：
+
+13
+00:01:24,376 --> 00:01:31,726
+大家只係知道桂公公喺皇上面前大紅大紫啫，想唔到太后對你都咁睇得起嘅。
+
+14
+00:01:32,064 --> 00:01:38,719
+睇嚟呀，唔使半年啊就升做總管喇，以後對我哋啲兄弟要多多提拔至好啊。
+
+15
+00:01:39,532 --> 00:01:45,739
+韋小寶哈哈大笑佢話：哈哈哈，都係自己人，好兄弟，仲講咩提拔唔提拔啦。
+
+16
+00:01:45,970 --> 00:01:52,094
+呢啲啊，都係太后同皇上恩典，老，嗯我我我桂小寶有咩功勞啫？
+
+17
+00:01:52,948 --> 00:01:58,036
+佢夾硬將老子兩個字咕聲吞翻落肚，哎吞得佢唔知幾辛苦。
+
+18
+00:01:58,472 --> 00:02:02,247
+噉佢話：嚟嚟嚟，大家入嚟房坐下，飲杯茶。
+
+19
+00:02:03,165 --> 00:02:10,047
+嗰個中年太監就話：太后嘅恩旨，內務府總係要下午先能夠傳嚟嘅。
+
+20
+00:02:10,611 --> 00:02:17,700
+我哋羅漢請觀音，恭請桂公公飲翻一杯，慶賀公公飛黃騰達連升兩級。
+
+21
+00:02:17,985 --> 00:02:22,626
+桂公公，你而家係五品嘅官嘞噃，真係唔細啊。
+
+22
+00:02:23,262 --> 00:02:28,061
+其餘嗰三個人啊跟住柴起上嚟，一定要拉韋小寶去飲酒。
+
+23
+00:02:28,860 --> 00:02:37,508
+韋小寶啊雖然近來畀人奉承慣咗，但係馬屁一拍過嚟，聽起上嚟到底好舒服嘅。
+
+24
+00:02:37,624 --> 00:02:41,668
+噉啊即刻鎖翻道門，笑騎騎噉跟埋四個人去飲酒嘞。
+
+25
+00:02:42,940 --> 00:02:52,289
+四個人之中啊，有兩個係太后身邊嘅侍從，噉啊奉咗太后嘅命令，去內務府傳旨，噉啊最先得到消息嘞。
+
+26
+00:02:53,417 --> 00:03:04,984
+其餘嗰兩個人呢，係尚膳監嘅太監，一個，就係管採辦糧食，一個就管採購餸菜，認真係宮內嘅肥缺咯。
+
+27
+00:03:05,838 --> 00:03:12,340
+噉兩個人一早聽到海大富病死嘅消息，即刻就守住內務府門口寸步不離。
+
+28
+00:03:12,545 --> 00:03:18,360
+要知道邊個人接替海大富嘅遺缺，咪即刻趕住去打點，以便保全職位噉。
+
+29
+00:03:19,429 --> 00:03:25,063
+四個人將韋小寶請咗去御廚房，恭恭敬敬啊請佢坐喺中間首席。
+
+30
+00:03:25,526 --> 00:03:30,610
+御廚知道呢個細路從聽日起呢，就係自己嘅頂頭上司嘞。
+
+31
+00:03:31,157 --> 00:03:40,201
+梗係打醒十二分精神，整啲精美嘅菜式畀佢食啦吓，真係怕太后同皇帝啊，平時都食唔到咁好嘅嘢。
+
+32
+00:03:41,538 --> 00:03:45,967
+韋小寶就唔會飲酒嘅，就順口同佢哋車天車地嘞。
+
+33
+00:03:47,036 --> 00:03:55,678
+一名太監話：海公公為人呢，認真好喇，可惜佢身子呢總係唔妥，又盲咗雙眼。
+
+34
+00:03:56,153 --> 00:04:03,543
+呢幾年嚟，雖然係管尚膳監嘅事，但一個月之中呢，都難得有一兩日嚟御廚房嘅。
+
+35
+00:04:04,391 --> 00:04:10,119
+噉另一名太監就話：好彩大家忠心辦事，都冇出咩差錯。
+
+36
+00:04:10,841 --> 00:04:22,320
+又有一名太監話：海老公係先帝爺喜歡嘅老臣子，如果唔係靠住老主子往日嘅恩典呀，尚膳監嘅差事，早就派咗第二個人啦。
+
+37
+00:04:22,765 --> 00:04:27,127
+桂公公得到皇上同太后寵幸，噉就大不相同喇。
+
+38
+00:04:27,412 --> 00:04:32,490
+我哋大樹底下好乘涼，辦起事嚟呀，就方便得多咯。
+
+39
+00:04:33,280 --> 00:04:38,217
+先頭嗰個太監就話喇：聽講海公公尋日係咳嗽咳死嘅噃。
+
+40
+00:04:38,977 --> 00:04:44,697
+韋小寶話：之唔係，海公公咳起上嚟呀，時時氣���喘唔過啊。
+
+41
+00:04:45,281 --> 00:04:47,043
+服侍太后嘅太監話：
+
+42
+00:04:47,617 --> 00:04:58,769
+今朝一早啊，御醫李太醫嚟稟告太后，話海公公係癆病入骨，風濕入心，多年舊病發作喇，點都醫唔好㗎咯喎。
+
+43
+00:04:59,280 --> 00:05:03,290
+怕啲癆病傳畀人，一早就將佢嘅屍體火化喇。
+
+44
+00:05:03,953 --> 00:05:13,117
+太后呀，歎咗好耐氣啊，一味話：哎呀真係可惜喇真係可惜喇，海大富呢個人，好老實㗎噉啊。
+
+45
+00:05:13,886 --> 00:05:16,851
+嘩，韋小寶真係又驚又喜。
+
+46
+00:05:17,795 --> 00:05:27,733
+知道啲侍衞、御醫、太監都怕擔帶關係，將海老公被殺身死嘅事隱瞞不報，啱啱迎合咗太后嘅心意。
+
+47
+00:05:28,204 --> 00:05:37,681
+韋小寶嘅心諗：咩嘢癆病入骨風濕入心吖，老烏龜啊尖刀入肚利劍穿心啊真。
+
+48
+00:05:38,254 --> 00:05:46,679
+飲咗一陣酒，尚膳監嗰兩名太監啊漸漸提到做太監嘅生活清苦，全靠撈啲油水。
+
+49
+00:05:46,964 --> 00:05:53,490
+噉啊請韋小寶呢唔好學似海老公咁固執，一切事情啊，都要辦得通情達理啲噉。
+
+50
+00:05:54,438 --> 00:05:59,862
+韋小寶有啲明白有啲唔明白，噉只係唯唯否否嗯嗯誒誒。
+
+51
+00:06:00,664 --> 00:06:05,005
+飲完酒，兩名太監啊將個紙包塞落佢個袋處。
+
+52
+00:06:06,024 --> 00:06:11,922
+返到去自己房打開嚟一睇，原來係兩張銀票，每張一千兩。
+
+53
+00:06:12,171 --> 00:06:21,506
+啊呢一千兩三個字佢係識得嘅，個心諗：咦嘻，仲未曾上任啊先收兩千，油水認真唔錯喎。
+
+54
+00:06:23,309 --> 00:06:32,192
+到咗申牌時分，即係而家講下午三點至五點，康熙派人嚟傳佢去上書房。
+
+55
+00:06:33,069 --> 00:06:40,556
+康熙笑容滿面噉話：小桂子，太后話你尋晚又立咗大功，要升你嘅級噃。
+
+56
+00:06:41,418 --> 00:06:44,805
+韋小寶個心諗：我早就知道喇。
+
+57
+00:06:45,568 --> 00:06:54,031
+之佢即刻裝成驚喜交集噉樣，跪低叩頭話：奴才亦冇咩功勞啫，都係太后同皇上嘅恩典。
+
+58
+00:06:54,664 --> 00:07:05,007
+康熙話：太后講，尋晚有幾名太監喺花園打交，嘈親太后，你又過去趕開佢哋，處理得好得當。
+
+59
+00:07:05,919 --> 00:07:08,570
+你小小年紀好識大體啊。
+
+60
+00:07:09,577 --> 00:07:11,234
+韋小寶企起身嚟佢話：
+
+61
+00:07:11,817 --> 00:07:18,310
+識大體呢亦唔見得，不過我就知道有啲事情聽咗呢，應該記到實一實。
+
+62
+00:07:18,866 --> 00:07:24,485
+之有啲事情呢，應該左耳入右耳出，冚𠾴唥唔記得，永遠唔好提起嘅。
+
+63
+00:07:24,956 --> 00:07:31,004
+啲太監打交，講啲説話好難聽㗎，梗係邊個都唔好提起佢啦。
+
+64
+00:07:32,034 --> 00:07:34,166
+康熙岌一岌頭笑口吟吟噉話：
+
+65
+00:07:34,872 --> 00:07:45,554
+小桂子，我哋兩個人年紀雖然唔大，不過要做翻幾件大事出嚟，唔好畀啲大臣睇小我哋，話我哋唔懂事啊。
+
+66
+00:07:46,057 --> 00:07:50,680
+係啊，只要皇上定咗計策，有咩事交畀奴才去做就係喇。
+
+67
+00:07:51,360 --> 00:08:06,374
+好，誒鰲拜嗰個嘢，犯上作亂，我雖然放過咗佢唔殺，但係呢個人黨羽眾多，怕佢死灰復燃，造起反嚟噉就認真不妙喇。
+
+68
+00:08:06,774 --> 00:08:07,895
+誒噉又係啊。
+
+69
+00:08:08,553 --> 00:08:19,288
+我早就知道鰲拜呢個嘢好狼戾，因此冇叫人將佢送入刑部嘅天牢監禁，免致佢胡言亂語，一直將佢韞喺康親王府裏便。
+
+70
+00:08:20,554 --> 00:08:26,607
+先頭康親王嚟稟告，話嗰個嘢成日喺度嘈，講啲嘢啊極之無禮嘅。
+
+71
+00:08:28,362 --> 00:08:33,374
+嗰個嘢，話我用把刀喺佢背脊㓤咗一刀喎。
+
+72
+00:08:34,215 --> 00:08:38,727
+邊度有噉嘅事呢？嘿對付嗰個嘢，何必皇上親自逳手唧？
+
+73
+00:08:38,958 --> 00:08:42,902
+嗰一刀呀，係奴才㓤嘅，奴才同康親王講明白就係嘞。
+
+74
+00:08:43,709 --> 00:08:51,190
+康熙親自逳手暗算鰲拜，呢件事如果一傳開嚟啊，就有失皇帝嘅體統。
+
+75
+00:08:51,911 --> 00:08:58,407
+佢正係為呢件事好憂心，而家聽韋小寶噉樣講個心好歡喜，岌一岌頭話：
+
+76
+00:08:59,170 --> 00:09:01,220
+呢件事由你認咗係最好嘞。
+
+77
+00:09:01,770 --> 00:09:09,207
+誒，嗱，你去康親王屋企睇下，睇下嗰個嘢幾時先至死得。
+
+78
+00:09:09,841 --> 00:09:10,206
+哦。
+
+79
+00:09:11,219 --> 00:09:16,522
+我以為佢中咗一刀之後轉眼就死嘅，因此就放過咗佢條命。
+
+80
+00:09:17,408 --> 00:09:27,454
+估唔到嗰個嘢咁硬淨，居然能夠頂得住，仲喺嗰處亂講説話煽惑人心，早知如此，唉。
+
+81
+00:09:28,266 --> 00:09:30,470
+講起嚟，康熙有啲後悔。
+
+82
+00:09:31,487 --> 00:09:36,509
+韋小寶揣摩康熙嘅意思呢，係要自己靜靜殺咗佢。
+
+83
+00:09:36,811 --> 00:09:40,843
+噉佢就話：我睇佢啊，多數捱唔過今日㗎喇。
+
+84
+00:09:41,572 --> 00:09:47,910
+噉康熙呢就叫咗四名侍衞嚟，吩咐佢哋護送韋小寶去康親王府公幹。
+
+85
+00:09:48,559 --> 00:09:52,689
+韋小寶返去自己嘅住地先，攞咗應用嘅嘢嘞。
+
+86
+00:09:53,107 --> 00:10:00,446
+然後騎咗一匹高頭大馬，喺四名侍衛前呼後擁之下，就去康親王府咯喎。
+
+87
+00:10:01,033 --> 00:10:04,472
+喺街上面左顧右盼啊得意洋洋啊。
+
+88
+00:10:05,270 --> 00:10:09,883
+忽然間，聽見街邊有兩個人喺度講嘢，有個話：
+
+89
+00:10:10,514 --> 00:10:14,860
+聽講捉住大奸臣鰲拜嘅係一位十幾歲嘅小公公噃係咪？
+
+90
+00:10:15,739 --> 00:10:21,609
+另外一個人話喇：係啊，少年皇帝身邊得寵嘅公公都係少年啦。
+
+91
+00:10:22,261 --> 00:10:23,816
+係咪就係呢位小公公呢？
+
+92
+00:10:24,290 --> 00:10:25,887
+哦，噉我就唔知喇。
+
+93
+00:10:27,046 --> 00:10:34,540
+有名侍衞要討好韋小寶，就大聲話：捉拿奸臣鰲拜嘅，就係呢位桂公公立嘅大功喇。
+
+94
+00:10:35,878 --> 00:10:41,083
+鰲拜殘殺漢人啊貪贓枉法，啲百姓嬲到佢入骨。
+
+95
+00:10:41,807 --> 00:10:48,702
+一聽講佢拉咗，辦罪抄家，北京城內城外就歡聲雷動。
+
+96
+00:10:49,815 --> 00:10:58,469
+小皇帝下旨擒拿嘅時候，鰲拜拒捕就終於畀一批小太監打倒，呢件事啊，亦都傳到滿城皆知。
+
+97
+00:10:59,386 --> 00:11:06,728
+嗰啲百姓啊加油添醬繪影繪聲，各處茶館嘅茶客個個都講到口沫橫飛喇。
+
+98
+00:11:07,248 --> 00:11:16,041
+咩鰲拜飛腳想踢皇帝啦，咩幾名小太監啊個個武功使得，點樣用老樹盤根，𢴈低鰲拜。
+
+99
+00:11:16,325 --> 00:11:23,601
+鰲拜又點樣鯉魚打挺，小太監又點樣黑虎偷心，一招一式，吖好似人人親眼見到噉嘅。
+
+100
+00:11:24,609 --> 00:11:32,376
+呢幾日嚟，只要有個太監嚟到市面，即刻就有一班閒人圍上嚟，打聽捉拿鰲拜嘅情形。
+
+101
+00:11:33,193 --> 00:11:43,673
+而家一聽見嗰個侍衞話，呢個小太監就係捉拿鰲拜嘅大功臣喎，條大街呀，即刻轟動晒，無數百姓啊鼓掌喝彩。
+
+102
+00:11:44,877 --> 00:11:53,677
+韋小寶一生人之中，邊度試過有咁榮耀㗎，不由到佢心花怒放，自己啊真係好似大英雄噉。
+
+103
+00:11:54,499 --> 00:12:00,732
+嗰班閒人啊不過見到兩名手按腰刀嘅侍衞喺前面開路，個心有啲顧忌咋。
+
+104
+00:12:01,079 --> 00:12:07,852
+如果唔係，早就湧上嚟圍實韋小寶逐條頭髮咁睇佢，問到不停口喇。
+
+105
+00:12:09,589 --> 00:12:12,365
+好喇話説五個人啊嚟到康親王府。
+
+106
+00:12:12,703 --> 00:12:20,874
+康親王聽見皇上派咗內使嚟，連忙大開中門出嚟迎接，擺好香案就準備迎接聖旨。
+
+107
+00:12:21,889 --> 00:12:28,318
+韋小寶笑住話：王爺，皇上命令小人嚟睇下鰲拜，其他亦冇咩大事嘅。
+
+108
+00:12:28,856 --> 00:12:31,002
+康親王話：係，係。
+
+109
+00:12:32,308 --> 00:12:43,956
+佢喺上書房裏便就見到韋小寶一直喺身邊陪住康熙，又知道佢捉拿鰲拜出過大力，就連忙笑容滿面噉拖住佢隻手話：
+
+110
+00:12:44,436 --> 00:12:49,859
+韋公公，你難得光臨啊，我哋飲兩杯先，再去睇鰲拜嗰個嘢呢。
+
+111
+00:12:50,525 --> 00:12:51,969
+即刻就擺酒咯喎。
+
+112
+00:12:52,271 --> 00:12:57,509
+嗰四名侍衞呢另外坐開一席，由王府裏便嘅武官陪佢哋。
+
+113
+00:12:57,883 --> 00:13:01,328
+康親王自己呢，同韋小寶喺花園飲。
+
+114
+00:13:02,038 --> 00:13:06,706
+飲飲下就問起韋小寶嘅嗜好嘞，韋小寶個心諗：
+
+115
+00:13:08,010 --> 00:13:18,862
+我如果話鐘意賭錢，王爺就會陪我擲骰仔，噉佢一定係故意輸畀我嘅，噉樣贏佢嘅錢就叫勝之不武啦。
+
+116
+00:13:19,221 --> 00:13:22,550
+佢話：噉我亦冇咩鐘意嘅。
+
+117
+00:13:23,454 --> 00:13:30,500
+康親王諗：老年人愛錢，中年、少年人就好色。
+
+118
+00:13:31,291 --> 00:13:37,204
+太監就唔會好色㗎嘞，呢個小太監鐘意咩嘢呢幾難估㗎喎。
+
+119
+00:13:38,642 --> 00:13:47,632
+呢個細佬哥會武功，如果送寶刀寶劍畀佢，喺宮中講唔定會惹出禍嚟，噉就好大擔帶。
+
+120
+00:13:48,032 --> 00:13:51,361
+吖，有喇有喇，就笑住話：
+
+121
+00:13:51,725 --> 00:14:01,573
+桂公公，我哋兩個一見如故，我屋企養咗有幾匹好馬，請你揀幾匹，算係小王送畀你一個小小禮物如何啊？
+
+122
+00:14:02,418 --> 00:14:06,519
+韋小寶好歡喜噉話：唉點敢領受王爺賞賜吖？
+
+123
+00:14:07,146 --> 00:14:13,302
+自己兄弟咩賞賜唔賞賜唧，嚟嚟嚟，我哋先去睇咗馬先，返嚟再飲酒。
+
+124
+00:14:13,809 --> 00:14:15,970
+噉啊拖住佢隻手一齊去馬廄。
+
+125
+00:14:16,741 --> 00:14:20,496
+康親王吩咐���夫，牽幾匹最好嘅小馬出嚟。
+
+126
+00:14:21,007 --> 00:14:23,101
+韋小寶個心唔鐘意嘞：
+
+127
+00:14:24,176 --> 00:14:29,110
+點解叫我揀小馬唧，你當我淨係會騎小馬嘅細佬哥咩？
+
+128
+00:14:30,340 --> 00:14:33,965
+噉見到馬夫牽咗五六匹小馬出嚟，就笑住話：
+
+129
+00:14:34,179 --> 00:14:41,080
+王爺啊，我身材唔高，鐘意騎大馬嘅，個人睇起上嚟呀，顯得冇咁細粒吖嘛。
+
+130
+00:14:41,627 --> 00:14:51,386
+康親王即時會意，拍住大髀話：唉係我糊塗係我糊塗，就吩咐個馬夫：牽我嗰匹玉花驄出嚟，請桂公公睇下。
+
+131
+00:14:52,110 --> 00:14:56,864
+嗰個馬夫入到去內廄裏便，牽咗一匹高頭大馬出嚟。
+
+132
+00:14:57,304 --> 00:15:05,508
+呢匹馬全身白毛，夾雜住一笪笪淡紅色嘅斑點，昂首揚鬣真係神駿非凡啊。
+
+133
+00:15:06,557 --> 00:15:13,228
+黃金馬籠頭，黃金馬镫，馬鞍嘅邊邊，鑲滿晒寶石。
+
+134
+00:15:13,570 --> 00:15:16,827
+淨係呢副馬具啊，都唔知值幾多銀啊。
+
+135
+00:15:17,218 --> 00:15:23,411
+如果唔係皇宮親貴啊，更有錢嘅達官富商亦唔敢用咁華貴嘅鞍韉啦。
+
+136
+00:15:23,947 --> 00:15:32,274
+韋小寶都唔識馬匹嘅優劣嘅，只係見到呢匹馬模樣俊美，忍唔住喝彩話：吖，匹馬好靚啊！
+
+137
+00:15:32,928 --> 00:15:38,815
+康親王笑住話：呢匹馬係西域送嚟嘅，乃係有名嘅大宛馬。
+
+138
+00:15:39,170 --> 00:15:44,916
+你唔好睇佢身材高大噃，啲年紀仲好細㗎啫，只係兩歲零幾個月咋。
+
+139
+00:15:45,471 --> 00:15:51,066
+靚嘅馬應該由靚人嚟騎，韋兄弟，你就選呢匹玉花驄呢點啊？
+
+140
+00:15:51,917 --> 00:15:59,347
+噉，噉，呢，呢匹係王爺嘅坐騎，小人點敢要吖，王爺厚賜，真係唔敢當啊。
+
+141
+00:15:59,922 --> 00:16:07,033
+唉，桂兄弟，你咁見外，即係睇唔起兄弟嘞，唔通你唔肯結交我呢個朋友？
+
+142
+00:16:07,589 --> 00:16:14,114
+唉，小人喺宮中係個，係個，係個好低賤嘅人，點敢同王爺做朋友喎。
+
+143
+00:16:14,770 --> 00:16:22,675
+我哋滿洲人爽爽快快，你當我係好朋友，就將呢匹馬騎咗去，以後大家不分彼此。
+
+144
+00:16:23,093 --> 00:16:26,738
+否則啊，兄弟嘅心就好嬲好嬲㗎喇。
+
+145
+00:16:27,776 --> 00:16:31,661
+講完，鬍鬚一翹，一副氣咕咕嘅模樣。
+
+146
+00:16:32,706 --> 00:16:34,850
+韋小寶歡喜到不得了嘞佢話：
+
+147
+00:16:34,984 --> 00:16:39,954
+王爺，你，唉，你待小人咁好真係唔知點樣報答你先係啊。
+
+148
+00:16:40,487 --> 00:16:45,776
+講咩報答唔報答呢，你肯要呢匹馬，算係我有面子。
+
+149
+00:16:46,611 --> 00:16:50,037
+康親王行過去喺馬囉柚上輕輕拍幾下佢話：
+
+150
+00:16:50,539 --> 00:16:55,514
+玉花玉花，以後你跟咗呢位公公去，要乖乖哋至得啊。
+
+151
+00:16:55,825 --> 00:16:59,504
+噉又向韋小寶話：兄弟，你騎嚟試下。
+
+152
+00:16:59,931 --> 00:17:00,500
+好啊。
+
+153
+00:17:01,479 --> 00:17:05,436
+韋小寶喺馬鞍上面一拍，飛身而起，上咗馬背。
+
+154
+00:17:06,108 --> 00:17:09,569
+康親王贊佢話：啊，真好功夫。
+
+155
+00:17:10,023 --> 00:17:18,640
+噉牽住馬叫馬夫啊鬆開隻手，嗰隻玉花驄呢，就喺馬廄外便嘅沙地處，兜住圈跑花蹄。
+
+156
+00:17:19,212 --> 00:17:22,639
+韋小寶騎喺馬背上便覺得又快又穩。
+
+157
+00:17:23,482 --> 00:17:32,167
+不過佢一啲都唔懂得控馬技術嘅，慌怕出醜，兜咗幾個圈，哎係咁意，就跳翻落馬，嗰隻馬呢自己企定嘞。
+
+158
+00:17:32,974 --> 00:17:39,877
+韋小寶話：王爺，真係多謝你嘅厚賜，小人而家就去睇下鰲拜先，返嚟再嚟陪你啦。
+
+159
+00:17:40,366 --> 00:17:44,163
+冇錯喇，呢件係奉旨差遣嘅大事嚟㗎嘛。
+
+160
+00:17:44,457 --> 00:17:52,657
+小兄弟，請你稟報皇上，話我哋看守得好緊，呢個嘢啊，就算生咗對翼都飛唔甩嘅。
+
+161
+00:17:53,159 --> 00:17:54,269
+噉啊梗係啦。
+
+162
+00:17:54,887 --> 00:17:56,600
+要唔要我陪埋你去呢？
+
+163
+00:17:57,156 --> 00:17:59,999
+唔使咯，唔敢勞煩王爺大駕。
+
+164
+00:18:01,186 --> 00:18:07,387
+康親王每次見到鰲拜啊總係畀佢鬧到狗血淋頭，本來就唔想見佢嘅。
+
+165
+00:18:07,960 --> 00:18:16,323
+韋小寶話唔使佢去喎就啱晒啦，即刻派咗本府八名衞士，陪埋韋小寶去查察欽犯。
+
+166
+00:18:18,154 --> 00:18:24,643
+話說八名衞士啊帶住韋小寶行去後花園，嚟到一座孤零零嘅石屋前便。
+
+167
+00:18:25,468 --> 00:18:35,208
+屋外便有十六名衞士手執鋼刀把守，另外有兩名衞士首領就圍住石屋巡視，確係防守得十分嚴密。
+
+168
+00:18:36,376 --> 00:18:46,977
+衛士首領知道皇上派內使嚟巡查唄，就率領眾衞士躬身行禮，打開鐵門上嘅大鎖，㧬開道鐵門，請韋小��入去裏便嘞。
+
+169
+00:18:48,309 --> 00:18:56,029
+石屋裏便好陰暗嘅，走廊側跟就搭起一座臨時灶，有一名老僕人喺度煮飯。
+
+170
+00:18:56,927 --> 00:19:06,299
+嗰個衞士首領話：呢道鐵門平時都唔開，欽犯嘅飲食，就由呢個人喺屋裏便煮好咗，送入去監房啊。
+
+171
+00:19:07,120 --> 00:19:09,120
+韋小寶岌一岌頭話：好。
+
+172
+00:19:09,756 --> 00:19:15,230
+你哋王爺諗得好周到，鐵門唔開，呢欽犯啊想逃走都好難喇。
+
+173
+00:19:16,165 --> 00:19:21,673
+衛士首領話：王爺吩咐過，欽犯如果要逃走，格殺勿論。
+
+174
+00:19:22,266 --> 00:19:31,745
+衛士首領啊帶韋小寶行入去，嚟到一間細廳，就聽見鰲拜把聲啊喺裏便傳出嚟，正喺度痛罵皇帝啊：
+
+175
+00:19:32,242 --> 00:19:41,413
+豈有此理！老子出生入死，立咗無數汗馬功勞，幫你阿爺、老豆打咗一座錦繡江山。
+
+176
+00:19:41,626 --> 00:19:53,019
+你呢個冇出息嘅衰仔你嘩，年紀輕輕就咁惡毒，喺背脊拮咗我一刀暗算老子，老子做咗猛鬼亦唔放過你啊！
+
+177
+00:19:54,130 --> 00:20:00,590
+衛士首領皺住眉頭話：呢個嘢講説話無法無天，真係要殺頭至啱。
+
+178
+00:20:01,530 --> 00:20:06,968
+韋小寶跟住聲行到一間房間嘅鐵窗前面，噉啊哄頭埋去裝下。
+
+179
+00:20:07,692 --> 00:20:18,584
+只見鰲拜披頭散髮，手上、腳上都戴咗鐐銬，喺房裏便行嚟行去，條鐵鏈拖住地咣咣聲。
+
+180
+00:20:19,786 --> 00:20:21,857
+鰲拜一下見到韋小寶，就話：
+
+181
+00:20:22,185 --> 00:20:29,647
+你，你，你呢個罪該萬死、閹咗膥嘅衰仔，你入嚟，你入嚟，老子捻死你！
+
+182
+00:20:30,327 --> 00:20:33,340
+佢睩大雙眼，好似噴火出嚟噉。
+
+183
+00:20:33,922 --> 00:20:38,901
+突然間發腳向韋小寶猛衝過嚟，嘣一聲，撞喺牆上便。
+
+184
+00:20:39,354 --> 00:20:48,630
+雖然明知隔住一埲厚墻，韋小寶仲係吃咗一驚，退後兩步，見到佢個樣咁猙獰可怕個心好驚。
+
+185
+00:20:49,614 --> 00:20:53,948
+衛士首領就安慰佢話：公公唔使怕，呢個嘢衝唔出嚟嘅。
+
+186
+00:20:54,890 --> 00:21:04,669
+韋小寶定一定神，見到鐵窗嘅鐵枝好粗，石墻又好厚，而鰲拜戴住嘅手撩腳銬又極之沉重嘅。
+
+187
+00:21:05,105 --> 00:21:13,806
+當堂精神大振啊佢話：我怕咩啫，啊你哋幾位喺外便等我，皇上吩咐，有幾句説話我要問佢嘅。
+
+188
+00:21:14,381 --> 00:21:19,259
+眾衛士齊聲應咗就退出去嘞，噉鰲拜仲喺度大聲咁鬧。
+
+189
+00:21:20,434 --> 00:21:21,736
+韋小寶笑住話：
+
+190
+00:21:22,426 --> 00:21:27,571
+鰲少保，皇上吩咐我嚟睇下你老人家身子好唔好啊。
+
+191
+00:21:28,091 --> 00:21:33,326
+你鬧起人上嚟，中氣都好足噃，身子好硬淨吖。
+
+192
+00:21:33,691 --> 00:21:36,489
+皇上知道咗，必定好歡喜定嘞。
+
+193
+00:21:37,257 --> 00:21:43,509
+鰲拜舉起雙手，將鐵手銬撞到鐵窗咣咣聲，佢大聲咁鬧：
+
+194
+00:21:44,007 --> 00:21:47,952
+你阿爺嘩，你個狗乸生嘅死雜種！
+
+195
+00:21:48,267 --> 00:21:54,534
+你同皇帝講，唔使佢咁假心假意，要殺就殺，鰲拜唔怕佢！
+
+196
+00:21:55,707 --> 00:22:04,559
+韋小寶見佢將鐵窗上面嘅粗大鐵格打到震震下，真係怕佢撞爛個窗衝出嚟，噉又退後咗一步，笑住話：
+
+197
+00:22:05,145 --> 00:22:12,408
+皇上真係冇咁容易就殺咗你啫，要你喺呢處呢安安靜靜住翻二三十年。
+
+198
+00:22:12,808 --> 00:22:24,336
+等到你個心真係後悔喇，躝住出去向皇上叩幾百個響頭，噉皇上念你以前嘅功勞，講唔定就饒恕咗你，放翻你出去。
+
+199
+00:22:24,496 --> 00:22:27,461
+不過呢，大官就冇得你做喇。
+
+200
+00:22:27,799 --> 00:22:34,701
+你叫佢唔好發夢喇，要殺鰲拜好容易唧，要鰲拜叩頭，哼，千難萬難啊！
+
+201
+00:22:35,074 --> 00:22:42,780
+哈哈哈，我哋即管睇住嚟啦，過得三年五載，皇上啊忽然記起你嘅時候，又會派我嚟睇下你。
+
+202
+00:22:43,153 --> 00:22:51,150
+鰲大人，你千祈千祈要保重身子噃，千祈千祈唔好有咩傷風咳嗽，頭痛肚痛噃。
+
+203
+00:22:51,586 --> 00:22:58,099
+痛你老母！小皇帝本來好地地嘅，不過畀你呢啲狗乸生嘅漢人教壞晒。
+
+204
+00:22:58,276 --> 00:23:08,652
+老王爺如果早啲聽我説話，朝廷裏便一個漢官都唔用，宮裏便一隻漢狗都唔畀入嚟，又邊度會有今日咁亂七八糟吖！
+
+205
+00:23:09,482 --> 00:23:14,357
+嗱各位，欲知後事如何，且聽下回分解。

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+1
+00:00:00,737 --> 00:00:09,853
+前文再續啊書接上一回啊，話説鰲拜大鬧皇帝，大鬧漢人。
+
+2
+00:00:10,791 --> 00:00:19,368
+韋小寶唔睬佢嘞，行翻去灶窟旁邊，見隻鍋呢有啲蒸汽就揭開鑊蓋睇下。
+
+3
+00:00:20,188 --> 00:00:25,876
+原來煮嘅呢，係一鑊豬肉白菜，噉佢話：啊好香啊。
+
+4
+00:00:26,654 --> 00:00:31,042
+嗰個老僕人話：畀犯人食嘅都冇咩嘢好嘢嘅咯。
+
+5
+00:00:31,727 --> 00:00:36,360
+皇上吩咐我嚟查察欽犯嘅飲食，唔准餓親佢啊。
+
+6
+00:00:36,933 --> 00:00:43,898
+請公公放心，餓佢唔親嘅，王爺吩咐過，一日啊要畀一斤肉佢食嘅。
+
+7
+00:00:44,876 --> 00:00:50,422
+你𢳂一碗我試下吖，如果虧待咗欽犯，我請王爺打你囉柚。
+
+8
+00:00:50,679 --> 00:00:54,570
+係，係，誒，小人唔敢虧待欽犯。
+
+9
+00:00:55,344 --> 00:01:04,346
+噉啊連忙攞一隻碗嚟，𢳂咗一碗豬肉白菜，雙手恭恭敬敬噉遞畀韋小寶，噉又遞咗雙筷子畀佢。
+
+10
+00:01:05,109 --> 00:01:09,640
+韋小寶接過碗餸，飲咗一啖湯就不置可否。
+
+11
+00:01:11,052 --> 00:01:13,202
+噉睇下雙筷子，噉佢話嘞：
+
+12
+00:01:13,882 --> 00:01:17,732
+雙筷子咁污糟嘅，你快啲同我洗乾淨佢。
+
+13
+00:01:18,387 --> 00:01:24,897
+嗰個老僕話：啊，係，係。噉啊接過筷子行去院子水缸嗰度，出力咁洗。
+
+14
+00:01:26,323 --> 00:01:36,249
+韋小寶擰轉身，喺個衫袋處攞一包藥末出嚟，就倒晒落嗰大碗豬肉白菜裏便，跟住將紙包袋翻落衫袋。
+
+15
+00:01:36,929 --> 00:01:41,566
+將隻碗啊篩幾篩，噉啲藥末呢都溶晒落啲湯處嘞。
+
+16
+00:01:42,917 --> 00:01:48,738
+佢知道康熙要殺鰲拜，不過呢，要做到絲毫不露痕跡。
+
+17
+00:01:49,790 --> 00:01:58,444
+噉當佢喺上書房出嚟嘅時候就諗掂喇，返到去住地先，喺海老公嘅藥箱裏便呢攞咗十幾種藥出嚟。
+
+18
+00:01:58,702 --> 00:02:03,274
+亦唔理有毒冇毒喇，求其就亂咁撈埋一齊就包咗一包。
+
+19
+00:02:04,037 --> 00:02:11,090
+個心諗：呢十幾種藥粉之中啊，必定有兩三種係毒藥嘅，畀佢食咗實死無疑啦。
+
+20
+00:02:12,488 --> 00:02:16,630
+嗰個老僕人洗乾淨筷子就恭恭敬敬遞畀韋小寶。
+
+21
+00:02:17,621 --> 00:02:23,994
+韋小寶接過筷子，喺鰲拜嗰碗豬肉裏便不停咁攪下攪下佢話：
+
+22
+00:02:24,524 --> 00:02:33,102
+嗯，豬肉都唔少，平時都係咁多㗎？我睇你呢偷食好叻嘅。
+
+23
+00:02:33,863 --> 00:02:39,524
+嗰個老僕人話：誒餐餐都有唔少豬肉，小人唔敢偷食嘅。
+
+24
+00:02:40,562 --> 00:02:48,345
+佢個心好奇怪喇：哈呢位小公公啊點會知道我偷犯人嘅肉食嘅呢？吖真係有啲奇嘞。
+
+25
+00:02:49,537 --> 00:02:52,831
+韋小寶話：好，你搦去畀犯人食啦。
+
+26
+00:02:53,544 --> 00:02:54,270
+哦，哦。
+
+27
+00:02:55,420 --> 00:03:03,019
+嗰個老僕人又裝咗三大碗白飯，連埋嗰大碗白菜豬肉用個托盤裝住，就捧去畀鰲拜。
+
+28
+00:03:04,329 --> 00:03:09,971
+韋小寶揸住筷子喺鑊邊輕輕噉敲，個心啊好得意，佢諗：
+
+29
+00:03:10,706 --> 00:03:21,098
+鰲拜呢隻傢伙食咗我呢一碗加料大補嘅豬肉白菜呢，如果唔七孔流血，都要，都要八孔流血而死。
+
+30
+00:03:21,912 --> 00:03:31,537
+佢本來係想另外講一句成語嘅，但係肚裏便啲料呢實在有限嘞，只好又啊喺七孔流血之上再加多一孔啫。
+
+31
+00:03:32,726 --> 00:03:37,744
+佢放落筷子行翻出去門口，同守門嘅衞士就傾咗一陣閒偈。
+
+32
+00:03:38,548 --> 00:03:44,606
+個心諗呢陣時呢，鰲拜多數已經將一碗豬肉食咗個碗底朝天嘞。
+
+33
+00:03:45,417 --> 00:03:48,638
+噉又對衛士首領話：我哋再入去睇下咯。
+
+34
+00:03:49,323 --> 00:03:51,159
+衛士首領應佢話：係。
+
+35
+00:03:51,679 --> 00:03:58,826
+兩個人啱啱行入門口，忽然間聽見門外有兩個衞士齊聲大喝：咩人，企喺處！
+
+36
+00:03:59,462 --> 00:04:01,604
+跟住聽見瀡瀡射咗兩箭。
+
+37
+00:04:02,320 --> 00:04:07,833
+嗰個衞士首領吃咗一驚連忙話：公公，我出去睇下。嗱嗱聲趯出去。
+
+38
+00:04:08,340 --> 00:04:17,268
+韋小寶跟住出去啦，只聽見兵兵乓乓，十幾名青衣漢子手執兵器，已經同埋班衞士打起上嚟嘞。
+
+39
+00:04:17,801 --> 00:04:22,214
+韋小寶驚啊：哎呀！鰲拜手下啲人嚟救佢喇。
+
+40
+00:04:23,467 --> 00:04:30,312
+嗰個衛士首領拔出把劍嚟到指揮，只係喝得幾聲啫，一男一女由兩面夾擊佢。
+
+41
+00:04:31,226 --> 00:04:36,700
+護送韋小寶嗰四名御前侍衞呢就喺左近，聽見聲啊走嚟支援。
+
+42
+00:04:37,536 --> 00:04:44,273
+嗰啲青衣漢子武功好厲害嘅，霎眼之間，已經有兩名王府衞士畀佢哋殺死嘞。
+
+43
+00:04:45,426 --> 00:04:49,042
+韋小寶啊縮咗入去石屋裏便，連忙閂埋道門。
+
+44
+00:04:49,388 --> 00:04:57,348
+正話想攞條門閂嚟戌實佢，突然間一股強大嘅力量一衝，將佢推到向後跌咗成丈幾遠。
+
+45
+00:04:57,535 --> 00:05:02,971
+四名青衣漢子啊衝咗入石屋，大聲嗌：鰲拜喺邊處，鰲拜喺邊處！
+
+46
+00:05:03,620 --> 00:05:07,874
+一名長鬚老人捉住韋小寶問佢：鰲拜韞喺邊處嚟？
+
+47
+00:05:08,534 --> 00:05:12,137
+韋小寶對住出便一指佢話：韞喺外便嘅地牢啊。
+
+48
+00:05:12,888 --> 00:05:15,250
+兩名青衣人就跑翻出去外便。
+
+49
+00:05:15,983 --> 00:05:20,512
+外便又有四名青衣人跑入嚟，飛快噉向後院衝過去。
+
+50
+00:05:21,086 --> 00:05:23,546
+突然間有人叫話：喺呢處啊！
+
+51
+00:05:24,208 --> 00:05:29,856
+長鬍老人發起火，用刀嚟斬韋小寶嘞，韋小寶連忙避開。
+
+52
+00:05:30,390 --> 00:05:37,080
+旁邊一名青衣人，喺佢囉柚踢咗一腳，踢到韋小寶啊飛咗丈幾遠就跌咗入去後院。
+
+53
+00:05:38,436 --> 00:05:46,913
+六名青衣人一齊去撞監房嘅鐵門，但係鐵門係極之牢固嘅，一時半時邊度撞得開呢？
+
+54
+00:05:47,921 --> 00:05:53,243
+只聽見外便鑼聲堂堂堂堂猛咁響，王府已經發出警號嘞。
+
+55
+00:05:54,091 --> 00:05:57,017
+一名青衣人大叫：要快啲至得啊！
+
+56
+00:05:57,462 --> 00:06:00,710
+長鬚老人話：廢話，邊個唔知道要快啊！
+
+57
+00:06:01,629 --> 00:06:11,641
+一名青衣漢子見一時撞唔開鐵門，就用手上嘅鋼鞭去撬窗口嘅鐵支，撬得幾撬，兩支鐵支就攣咗喇。
+
+58
+00:06:12,428 --> 00:06:15,346
+呢個時候又有三名青衣漢子衝埋入嚟。
+
+59
+00:06:16,119 --> 00:06:21,507
+監房外便呢地形狹窄，九個人逼埋一齊就施展唔開手腳嘅。
+
+60
+00:06:22,436 --> 00:06:30,134
+韋小寶靜雞雞喺地下躝出去，啱啱躝咗冇幾多步啫，就畀人發覺嘞，挺劍刺佢背脊。
+
+61
+00:06:30,641 --> 00:06:38,898
+韋小寶向旁邊閃開，嗰個人把劍啊打橫一咧，哧一聲，喺佢件長袍背後啊割咗成尺。
+
+62
+00:06:39,592 --> 00:06:43,549
+韋小寶好彩有件寶衣護身啊，呢一劍冇傷到佢皮肉。
+
+63
+00:06:44,309 --> 00:06:47,208
+佢嗱嗱聲跳翻起身，打斜就走。
+
+64
+00:06:47,839 --> 00:06:51,771
+另外一名青衣漢子鬧佢：死仔你嘩！舉刀就斬佢。
+
+65
+00:06:52,189 --> 00:06:57,494
+韋小寶噗聲跳起嚟，揦實監房窗口嘅鐵支，將個人吊住喺處。
+
+66
+00:06:58,086 --> 00:07:05,280
+使鋼鞭個青衣漢子正喺度撬緊鐵支㗎嘛，見到韋小寶喺窗口阻頭阻勢一鞭就湴落去。
+
+67
+00:07:06,038 --> 00:07:10,297
+韋小寶嗰陣無路可退嘞，雙腳穿入兩條鐵支之間。
+
+68
+00:07:11,076 --> 00:07:19,555
+兩支鐵支呢，已經撬得攣咗，佢嘅身材瘦小啊，吖竟然喺條罅處穿過一鬆手，已經鑽咗入去監房。
+
+69
+00:07:19,866 --> 00:07:22,613
+哐一聲，鋼鞭打落鐵支上便。
+
+70
+00:07:23,807 --> 00:07:27,324
+外便啲青衣漢子紛紛大叫：我嚟鑽我嚟鑽！
+
+71
+00:07:28,074 --> 00:07:32,541
+嗰個使鋼鞭嘅漢子就哄個頭，想喺條罅處鑽入去。
+
+72
+00:07:33,269 --> 00:07:39,674
+但係十三四歲嘅韋小寶鑽得過啊，呢個漢子身材肥壯啊邊度鑽得入去呢？
+
+73
+00:07:40,649 --> 00:07:46,009
+韋小寶喺靴筒處拔出匕首個心喺度諗：救兵快啲嚟，救兵快啲嚟啦。
+
+74
+00:07:46,944 --> 00:07:52,430
+只聽見外便銅鑼聲、呼喝聲、兵器撞擊聲，嘈到乜嘢噉。
+
+75
+00:07:53,326 --> 00:08:00,710
+突然間，呼一聲，一股勁風啊當頭冚落嚟，韋小寶一趢，趢開成幾尺。
+
+76
+00:08:01,640 --> 00:08:05,539
+只聽見哐唥一聲，塊面畀啲泥沙瀄到好痛。
+
+77
+00:08:06,050 --> 00:08:08,697
+佢都冇時間睇喇，即刻跳起身。
+
+78
+00:08:09,212 --> 00:08:15,389
+只見鰲拜雙手啊舞動鐵鏈，嗬嗬嗬喺度大叫，亂𨂽亂跳。
+
+79
+00:08:15,874 --> 00:08:22,281
+呢個時候，嗰個使鋼鞭嘅青衣漢子呢，正喺鐵支罅嗰度鑽入嚟。
+
+80
+00:08:22,872 --> 00:08:26,786
+鰲拜連手銬帶鐵鏈喺佢頭上面猛力擊落去。
+
+81
+00:08:27,638 --> 00:08:32,940
+嗰名青衣漢子仲有話唔死咩，當堂腦漿迸裂，頭殼都爆晒。
+
+82
+00:08:34,086 --> 00:08:39,990
+韋小寶好驚奇啊：咦？佢點解將嚟救佢嘅人打死啊？
+
+83
+00:08:40,921 --> 00:08:49,355
+跟住佢明白喇：哎呀，佢食咗我嗰啲加料藥粉，雖然係中毒啫，不過唔係瓜老襯，係癲咗啊。
+
+84
+00:08:49,844 --> 00:08:52,528
+監房外便班漢子啊大聲呼喝。
+
+85
+00:08:53,288 --> 00:08:57,678
+鰲拜舉起手銬鐵鏈，對住鐵窗上面猛咁擊。
+
+86
+00:08:58,804 --> 00:09:04,056
+韋小寶個心諗：佢如果擰轉嚟打我，老子要歸天喇。
+
+87
+00:09:04,709 --> 00:09:09,777
+危急之下想都唔想喇，舉起匕首，猛力向鰲拜後心㓤過去。
+
+88
+00:09:10,643 --> 00:09:16,044
+鰲拜食���藥之後呢已經懵晒嘞，完全唔知道背後有人襲擊。
+
+89
+00:09:16,809 --> 00:09:24,120
+韋小寶用匕首㓤過去，佢完全唔會閃避，啪一聲，匕首一直㓤入背脊。
+
+90
+00:09:24,774 --> 00:09:28,587
+鰲拜大聲狂叫，雙手連埋手銬亂咁舞。
+
+91
+00:09:29,138 --> 00:09:38,884
+韋小寶順勢向下一拖，嗰支匕首啊削鐵如泥嘅，一直切咗落去，鰲拜個背脊啊買一開二即刻𢴈低。
+
+92
+00:09:39,920 --> 00:09:47,691
+窗外便嗰班青衣人，霎時之間都定晒型，似乎見到世間上最稀奇最古怪嘅事嘞。
+
+93
+00:09:48,302 --> 00:09:53,540
+三四個人同時噉嗌：呢個細路殺咗鰲拜啊，呢個細路殺咗鰲拜啊！
+
+94
+00:09:54,416 --> 00:09:58,894
+嗰個長鬚老人話：撬開鐵窗，入去睇清楚係咪真係鰲拜。
+
+95
+00:09:59,816 --> 00:10:03,520
+即刻有兩個人執起鋼鞭，出力咁撬窗口個鐵支。
+
+96
+00:10:04,384 --> 00:10:12,043
+呢個時候兩名王府衞士衝咗入嚟，長鬚老人揮動彎刀，幾下手腳啫就將佢哋斬死嘞。
+
+97
+00:10:12,958 --> 00:10:21,077
+一名青衣漢子呢揸住一支短槍，隔住窗，向韋小寶不停咁虛刺，使到佢冇法子行近窗口傷人。
+
+98
+00:10:21,756 --> 00:10:29,002
+過咗冇幾耐，鐵支嘅空隙擴大嘞，有個瘦瘦嘅青衣漢子話：等我入去。
+
+99
+00:10:29,629 --> 00:10:31,820
+就喺鐵支空隙跳咗入間房。
+
+100
+00:10:32,631 --> 00:10:38,688
+韋小寶用匕首㓤佢咯喎，嗰個瘦佬舉刀一擋，嘭一聲，單刀斷咗兩橛。
+
+101
+00:10:39,261 --> 00:10:42,669
+嗰個瘦佬吃咗一驚啊，用把斷刀掟韋小寶。
+
+102
+00:10:43,051 --> 00:10:49,023
+噉韋小寶耷低頭閃避，個瘦佬呢乘機捉住佢兩隻手，一扭就扭到背脊後便。
+
+103
+00:10:49,668 --> 00:10:53,829
+另外一名青衣漢子用刀擠喺佢條頸處喝佢話：唔准逳！
+
+104
+00:10:55,042 --> 00:10:58,610
+呢個時候，窗口個鐵支又撬開咗兩支嘞。
+
+105
+00:10:59,201 --> 00:11:09,619
+長鬚老人同一名身穿青衣嘅光頭佬，鑽入去監房，揸住鰲拜條辮，拉起佢個頭嚟一睇，一齊話：真係鰲拜啊！
+
+106
+00:11:10,237 --> 00:11:13,320
+嗰個長鬚老人啊想㧬個屍體出去窗外便。
+
+107
+00:11:14,041 --> 00:11:20,427
+但係銬鐐上嘅鐵鏈呢死死噉釘住喺石牆處，一時又冇法子整斷嘞。
+
+108
+00:11:21,233 --> 00:11:28,708
+嗰個瘦佬攞起韋小寶把匕首，哐哐幾聲，將連埋喺鰲拜屍體上面嘅鐵鏈都割斷咗。
+
+109
+00:11:29,334 --> 00:11:31,870
+長鬚老人讚一聲：好刀啊！
+
+110
+00:11:32,503 --> 00:11:38,160
+再將尸體喺窗口㧬出去外便，外便嘅青衣漢子呢出力一拉就拉咗出去嘞。
+
+111
+00:11:39,070 --> 00:11:45,230
+嗰個瘦佬將韋小寶推出去，其餘三個人，亦都喺監房鑽翻出嚟。
+
+112
+00:11:45,977 --> 00:11:50,273
+長鬚老人下令：帶埋呢個細路走，大家退兵！
+
+113
+00:11:51,067 --> 00:11:53,368
+噉眾人齊聲應咗，就衝出去嘞。
+
+114
+00:11:54,066 --> 00:11:57,678
+有一名青衣大漢將韋小寶夾住喺胳肋底衝出去石屋。
+
+115
+00:11:58,520 --> 00:12:02,437
+只聽見𠻘𠻘𠻘聲響，啲箭啊猛咁射過嚟。
+
+116
+00:12:02,900 --> 00:12:08,798
+王府嗰二十幾名衞士不停咁放箭，康親王揸住把刀喺度親自督戰啊。
+
+117
+00:12:09,562 --> 00:12:12,567
+班青衣人啊畀箭攔阻住衝唔出去。
+
+118
+00:12:13,400 --> 00:12:17,778
+抱住鰲拜屍體嘅呢，係一個道士，佢話：跟我嚟。
+
+119
+00:12:18,534 --> 00:12:21,583
+講完，舉起屍體擋住自己前便。
+
+120
+00:12:22,281 --> 00:12:32,100
+康親王見到鰲拜啊唔知佢已經死咗，又見到韋小寶畀刺客捉住，就大聲嗌：停箭！唔好打傷桂公公。
+
+121
+00:12:32,762 --> 00:12:37,790
+韋小寶個心諗：哎呀康王爺有啲良心啊，老子會記得你嘅。
+
+122
+00:12:38,746 --> 00:12:44,521
+王府弓箭手即時停箭，嗰啲青衣漢子高聲吶喊啊衝咗出去石屋。
+
+123
+00:12:45,698 --> 00:12:50,998
+長鬚老人嘅手一揮，四名漢子啊飛快向康親王衝過去。
+
+124
+00:12:51,742 --> 00:12:56,607
+班衛士大吃一驚，唔顧得住追敵人嘞，都嚟保護王爺。
+
+125
+00:12:57,144 --> 00:13:05,078
+點知呢個係個長鬚老人聲東擊西嘅計策，噉其餘啲人呢就乘機跳上圍牆啊逃出王府。
+
+126
+00:13:06,303 --> 00:13:09,710
+攻擊康親王嗰四名漢子輕功非常好嘅。
+
+127
+00:13:10,421 --> 00:13:17,749
+佢哋並唔係同啲衛士交手噃，只係東一跳西一衝，似乎搵機會要攞康親王條命。
+
+128
+00:13:18,598 --> 00:13:28,961
+等到啲同伴冚𠾴唥出咗王府喇，四個人叫咗幾聲，跳上圍牆，跟住連氣揮手，十幾件暗器紛紛向住康親王射過去。
+
+129
+00:13:29,583 --> 00:13:34,098
+班衛士又嚇到大聲驚叫，揮舞兵器嚟擋啲暗器咯喎。
+
+130
+00:13:34,897 --> 00:13:38,489
+不過仲係有一支鋼鏢打中咗康親王隻左臂。
+
+131
+00:13:39,049 --> 00:13:43,384
+就係噉樣亂咗一陣，四名青衣漢子又出晒王府嘞。
+
+132
+00:13:44,904 --> 00:13:48,236
+韋小寶畀一條大漢夾住喺胳肋底飛奔。
+
+133
+00:13:48,711 --> 00:13:53,084
+只聽見街道上馬蹄好似打雷咁響，有人大聲嗌：
+
+134
+00:13:53,279 --> 00:13:57,509
+康親王府有刺客啊，康親王府有刺客啊！
+
+135
+00:13:58,113 --> 00:14:00,778
+原來係大隊官軍嚟到增援嘞。
+
+136
+00:14:01,909 --> 00:14:09,136
+一位青衣漢子啊跑咗入去王府旁邊一間民房，戌實大門，又由後門跑出去。
+
+137
+00:14:09,492 --> 00:14:15,533
+噉顯然呢啲人做事之前呢，早就將地形觀察明白，預備咗退路。
+
+138
+00:14:16,214 --> 00:14:21,504
+喺巷仔裏便走走走咗一段路，又入咗一間民房，仍然係喺後門走出去。
+
+139
+00:14:22,220 --> 00:14:24,848
+轉咗幾個彎，趯咗入去一間大屋。
+
+140
+00:14:25,686 --> 00:14:31,709
+一入到去各人紛紛除咗自己身上嘅青衣，快手快腳啊換翻各種各式嘅衣服。
+
+141
+00:14:32,136 --> 00:14:38,454
+眨下眼啫，都扮成鄉下嘅農夫模樣，擔柴嘅擔柴擔菜嘅擔菜。
+
+142
+00:14:39,179 --> 00:14:42,328
+有一名漢子將韋小寶用麻繩啊出力咁綁實佢。
+
+143
+00:14:43,246 --> 00:14:48,000
+兩名漢子啊推咗架木車嚟，車上便有兩個大木桶。
+
+144
+00:14:48,853 --> 00:14:53,697
+一個桶，係裝鰲拜嘅屍體，一個呢就係裝韋小寶嘞。
+
+145
+00:14:54,279 --> 00:15:02,038
+韋小寶喺個心處只鬧得一句三字經唧，即刻就有無數咁多紅棗倒落嚟將佢冚到實一實。
+
+146
+00:15:02,924 --> 00:15:08,928
+跟住桶蓋一冚上，乜嘢都睇唔見嘞，跟住個身啊猛咁搖動。
+
+147
+00:15:09,671 --> 00:15:11,949
+估計架大車呢，就出咗大屋。
+
+148
+00:15:12,824 --> 00:15:18,317
+紅棗之間啊雖然有空隙啊，不至於窒息，但係亦都搞到佢呼吸困難。
+
+149
+00:15:18,917 --> 00:15:22,232
+韋小寶心神定翻啲之後呢佢諗嘞：
+
+150
+00:15:23,356 --> 00:15:30,780
+呢啲鰲拜嘅家將部屬，將老子捉咗去，實係要挖老子嘅心肝嚟祭鰲拜㗎嘞。
+
+151
+00:15:31,385 --> 00:15:39,880
+最好呢，就半路遇見官兵，老子出力一趢，木桶一倒轉，噉就完全穿咗佢哋煲啦。
+
+152
+00:15:40,897 --> 00:15:44,064
+但係佢嘅手腳畀人哋緊緊綁到實，邊度逳得吖。
+
+153
+00:15:44,620 --> 00:15:49,466
+木桶外便就隱隱約約傳嚟車輪聲，個身啊扽得好緊要。
+
+154
+00:15:50,083 --> 00:15:52,978
+行咗好耐，乜嘢官兵都遇唔到。
+
+155
+00:15:54,150 --> 00:16:02,822
+韋小寶喺個心處鬧咗一陣，又慌一陣，忽然擘大把口，咬咗個紅棗嚟食，吖，又幾肥大香甜噃。
+
+156
+00:16:03,651 --> 00:16:08,248
+食咗幾個，因為極之疲倦啊，過咗冇幾耐竟然瞓着嘞。
+
+157
+00:16:09,264 --> 00:16:12,380
+一覺瞓醒，覺得架車仲喺度行緊。
+
+158
+00:16:13,296 --> 00:16:18,937
+只覺得周身酸痛，想去轉下身啦，仍然係一啲都唔能夠逳。
+
+159
+00:16:20,047 --> 00:16:26,043
+佢個心諗：老子呢一次呢，實走唔甩呢個難關㗎喇。
+
+160
+00:16:27,030 --> 00:16:33,136
+等陣唯有痛罵一場，出翻一啖氣，再過二十年，又係一條好漢！
+
+161
+00:16:34,049 --> 00:16:45,588
+佢又諗：好在我呢已經將鰲拜殺咗，否則呢個嘢畀呢班狗賊救咗出去啊，老子又畀佢哋捉住，一樣係冇命嘅啫，死得唔夠本吖嘛。
+
+162
+00:16:46,758 --> 00:16:58,093
+鰲拜係朝廷大官，我韋小寶不過係麗春院嘅一個僆倞，一命搏一命，老子便宜到極喇，哈，便宜到極。
+
+163
+00:16:59,434 --> 00:17:03,684
+既然冇法子逃命，就唯有自己安慰寬解自己嘞。
+
+164
+00:17:04,673 --> 00:17:09,068
+雖然話便宜到極啫，但個心呢一啲都冇高興到。
+
+165
+00:17:10,412 --> 00:17:12,462
+過咗一陣，又試瞓翻着嘞。
+
+166
+00:17:12,924 --> 00:17:18,261
+呢一覺瞓咗好耐啊，瞓醒嘅時候發覺架車呢所行嘅地面極之平滑。
+
+167
+00:17:19,188 --> 00:17:25,083
+行咗一陣架車停嘞，亦冇人放佢出嚟，就噉由得佢留喺紅棗桶裏便。
+
+168
+00:17:26,178 --> 00:17:31,508
+過咗好耐，韋小寶覺得好焗啊，又想朦朦朧朧瞓着咯喎。
+
+169
+00:17:32,357 --> 00:17:37,993
+忽然聽見咵一聲桶蓋打開咗，有人嚟將佢頭頂嘅紅棗捧開。
+
+170
+00:17:38,779 --> 00:17:42,747
+韋小寶深深嗍一啖氣，當堂舒服晒。
+
+171
+00:17:43,536 --> 00:17:49,406
+佢擘開眼一睇，只見黑𠵼𠵼，淨係頭殼頂呢稍為有啲光唧。
+
+172
+00:17:50,499 --> 00:17:54,616
+有個人伸隻手落個桶將佢扚起身嚟，打橫抱住喺手。
+
+173
+00:17:55,123 --> 00:17:59,292
+旁邊有個人呢挽住一盞燈籠，原來已經係夜晚嘞。
+
+174
+00:18:00,122 --> 00:18:04,046
+韋小寶見抱自己嘅係個老人，神色肅穆。
+
+175
+00:18:04,823 --> 00:18:08,329
+而家自己呢，係喺一個極大嘅院子裏便。
+
+176
+00:18:09,014 --> 00:18:11,922
+嗰個老人抱住韋小寶一直行去後堂。
+
+177
+00:18:12,696 --> 00:18:15,493
+挽住燈籠嘅漢子推開落地長窗。
+
+178
+00:18:15,813 --> 00:18:19,778
+哎呀，韋小寶暗暗叫一聲死喇死喇。
+
+179
+00:18:20,467 --> 00:18:27,527
+入到去，係一座極大嘅大廳，裏面企滿咗人，至少呢亦有二百幾人。
+
+180
+00:18:28,082 --> 00:18:39,227
+呢啲人，一律着住青色衣服，個頭呢墊住條白巾，束住條白腰帶都係戴咗孝，面部都係悲憤哀痛嘅神情。
+
+181
+00:18:39,853 --> 00:18:46,467
+大廳嘅正中啊開設咗個靈堂，枱面點起八支好粗好粗嘅藍色蠟燭。
+
+182
+00:18:47,058 --> 00:18:52,140
+靈堂旁邊就掛住幾條白布輓聯，豎起招魂幡。
+
+183
+00:18:53,726 --> 00:19:00,487
+韋小寶喺揚州嘅時候，每逢大户人家有喪事總係去湊熱鬧攞啲打賞。
+
+184
+00:19:01,047 --> 00:19:08,333
+趁住啲人忙亂唔覺啊，就順手牽羊，攞啲物件收埋喺身，就去街市賣咗又去賭錢。
+
+185
+00:19:08,960 --> 00:19:12,344
+因此靈堂嘅陳設啊睇慣睇熟一睇就知嘞。
+
+186
+00:19:13,832 --> 00:19:19,933
+佢喺紅棗桶裏便嘅時候，早就估到會畀人哋劏肚挖心肝攞去祭鰲拜嘅。
+
+187
+00:19:20,796 --> 00:19:27,260
+而家事到臨頭，仲係嚇到全身都軟晒，牙齒猛咁打卦咔咔聲咁響。
+
+188
+00:19:28,668 --> 00:19:36,774
+入到大廳，嗰個老人將佢放低，左手捉住佢嘅膊頭，右手將綁住佢手腳嘅麻繩割斷。
+
+189
+00:19:37,606 --> 00:19:43,202
+韋小寶雙腳麻痹啊冇法子企得定，嗰個老人啊伸手去扶住佢。
+
+190
+00:19:44,548 --> 00:19:53,128
+韋小寶見到大廳呢啲人呢顯然都會武功嘅，自己真係一個都打唔過，想逃走啊乃係千難萬難嘞。
+
+191
+00:19:54,140 --> 00:20:00,977
+佢橫掂都係死啫，好就綁住自己嘅繩呢已經解開，總係要試下㗎。
+
+192
+00:20:01,680 --> 00:20:06,726
+最弊不過就係走唔甩，畀你捉翻返嚟一樣咪挖心肝劏肚？
+
+193
+00:20:07,108 --> 00:20:09,782
+唔通仲能夠劏多一次就再挖一次咩？
+
+194
+00:20:10,582 --> 00:20:19,316
+而家最緊要嘅呢，第一，係要嗰個白爺公嘅手呢唔好喺自己胳肋底托住，免致個身一逳呢就畀佢捉翻實。
+
+195
+00:20:19,743 --> 00:20:25,857
+第二呢，就要想法子整熄晒啲燈籠燭火，黑麻麻，有機會甩身嘞。
+
+196
+00:20:27,193 --> 00:20:33,246
+佢偷偷睇下大廳嗰班人，只見各人身上都掛住刀劍兵器嘅。
+
+197
+00:20:33,894 --> 00:20:37,434
+一名中年漢子行到靈座側跟，佢話：
+
+198
+00:20:39,054 --> 00:20:51,680
+今日大，大仇得報，大哥，你可以眼閉，眼閉喇。
+
+199
+00:20:52,802 --> 00:20:55,301
+一句説話未講完，已經泣不成聲。
+
+200
+00:20:56,026 --> 00:20:59,072
+佢一翻身喺靈前趴低放聲放哭。
+
+201
+00:20:59,962 --> 00:21:02,599
+大廳啲人啊跟住都嚎啕大哭起嚟。
+
+202
+00:21:04,127 --> 00:21:08,708
+韋小寶個心諗：豈有此理，等老子嚟鬧翻幾句至得。
+
+203
+00:21:09,689 --> 00:21:10,999
+但係即刻轉念一諗：
+
+204
+00:21:11,893 --> 00:21:17,610
+我開口一鬧呢啲烏龜王八蛋即刻逳老子，噉就實走唔甩㗎。
+
+205
+00:21:18,389 --> 00:21:26,151
+佢打斜眼一擸，見到托住自己嘅老人啊正在用衫袖抹眼淚，就想轉身逃跑咯噃。
+
+206
+00:21:26,951 --> 00:21:32,737
+但係自己後便企滿晒人，只要走一步咁多，即時就會畀人捉翻實。
+
+207
+00:21:33,075 --> 00:21:36,702
+個心諗哎呀唔好䎺住，時機未到不可魯莽。
+
+208
+00:21:37,864 --> 00:21:43,796
+喺人叢之中，有一把蒼老嘅聲音嗌：上祭！
+
+209
+00:21:44,798 --> 00:21:53,701
+一名上身赤裸，頭墊白布個雄壯大漢大踏步行前，雙手托住個木盤，舉過自己嘅頭。
+
+210
+00:21:54,414 --> 00:21:59,954
+盤上面鋪住一塊紅布，紅布之上啊放住一個血肉模糊嘅人頭。
+
+211
+00:22:00,888 --> 00:22:07,260
+韋小寶爭啲暈咁滯啊心諗：哎呀，呢啲王八蛋要嚟割老子嘅頭喇。
+
+212
+00:22:08,224 --> 00:22:17,428
+佢又諗：呢個邊個嘅頭呢？係康親王呢？抑或係索額圖㗎？唔會係小皇帝嘅啩？
+
+213
+00:22:18,446 --> 00:22:21,577
+個木盤舉得好高睇唔清首級嗰個樣。
+
+214
+00:22:22,337 --> 00:22:26,791
+嗰個大漢將木盤放喺供桌上面，趴咗喺地叩頭。
+
+215
+00:22:27,467 --> 00:22:31,454
+大廳啲人啊又試大聲咁喊喇，紛紛跪拜。
+
+216
+00:22:31,952 --> 00:22:35,704
+韋小寶個心諗：呢個時候唔走仲等幾時吖？
+
+217
+00:22:36,287 --> 00:22:42,380
+轉身正話想奔跑，嗰個老人拉下佢衫袖，輕輕喺佢背脊一推。
+
+218
+00:22:43,207 --> 00:22:51,106
+韋小寶嘅手腳解開冇幾耐，血脈都仲未暢通嘅，雙腳又冇啲力，畀佢一推即時就跪低。
+
+219
+00:22:51,741 --> 00:22:55,126
+見到大家都喺度叩頭，唯有跟住叩頭嘞。
+
+220
+00:22:55,598 --> 00:23:03,680
+個心又猛咁鬧：你死鰲拜，爛鰲拜，老子一刀㓤死咗你，去到陰間啊，老子又再嚟㓤你幾刀。
+
+221
+00:23:04,627 --> 00:23:09,143
+噉嗰啲漢子拜完企翻起身，有啲仍然趴喺地喊。
+
+222
+00:23:09,826 --> 00:23:14,736
+韋小寶個心諗：男子漢大丈夫噉樣喊法都唔怕醜嘅。
+
+223
+00:23:15,439 --> 00:23:21,850
+鰲拜呢個龜蛋有咩好啫，死咗有咩可惜啊，又使乜你哋呢班人猛流馬尿吖。
+
+224
+00:23:22,718 --> 00:23:27,295
+好喇，欲知後事如何，且聽下回分解。

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+1
+00:00:00,036 --> 00:00:13,878
+文再續啊書接上一回啊，話説大家喊咗一陣之後，有個高高瘦瘦嘅老人家行到靈座嘅旁邊，高聲講：
+
+2
+00:00:15,008 --> 00:00:20,646
+各位兄弟，我哋尹香主嘅大仇已經報咗。
+
+3
+00:00:21,437 --> 00:00:28,779
+鰲拜呢個嘢終於殺頭，確實係我哋天地會青木堂嘅天大喜事啊。
+
+4
+00:00:30,412 --> 00:00:37,400
+韋小寶聽到鰲拜呢個嘢終於殺頭幾個字，雙耳仔轟一聲又驚又喜。
+
+5
+00:00:38,116 --> 00:00:43,662
+閃電咁快就諗到：佢哋唔係鰲拜嘅部屬，係鰲拜嘅仇人嚟㗎！
+
+6
+00:00:44,958 --> 00:00:50,410
+噉嗰個高瘦老人下便嗰十幾句説話呢，韋小寶完全聽而不聞嘞。
+
+7
+00:00:51,139 --> 00:01:00,343
+過咗一陣，個心定翻落嚟喇先至慢慢將佢嘅説話聽入耳，但係中間呢已經漏咗一大段，只聽見佢話：
+
+8
+00:01:01,486 --> 00:01:11,616
+今日，我哋大鬧康親王府，殺咗鰲拜，人人平安返嚟，清兵一定嚇破膽。
+
+9
+00:01:12,457 --> 00:01:17,741
+對於本會反清復明嘅大業，實在有極大嘅好處。
+
+10
+00:01:18,887 --> 00:01:26,008
+本會各堂嘅兄弟知道咗，一定佩服我哋青木堂有智有勇，敢作敢為啊。
+
+11
+00:01:27,060 --> 00:01:32,924
+班漢子紛紛話：冇錯冇錯，我哋青木堂呢次認真夠威啊。
+
+12
+00:01:33,666 --> 00:01:40,256
+蓮花堂、赤火堂佢哋一味自吹自擂，邊度有我哋青木堂呢次做得咁驚天動地吖？
+
+13
+00:01:41,182 --> 00:01:46,345
+呢件事傳遍天下，睇怕到處啲茶館都要編成古仔嚟唱。
+
+14
+00:01:46,683 --> 00:01:51,063
+將來將清兵趕出關外，天地會青木堂名垂不朽！
+
+15
+00:01:51,777 --> 00:01:58,454
+咩嘢將清兵趕出關外啊？要將所有嘅清兵斬盡殺絕，個個死無葬身之地啊。
+
+16
+00:01:59,446 --> 00:02:06,096
+噉眾人你一言我一語精神振奮，啱先嗰啲悲慘嘅氣氛啊一掃而空。
+
+17
+00:02:06,838 --> 00:02:13,788
+韋小寶聽到呢處呢再冇懷疑喇，知道呢批人啊係反對清廷嘅志士。
+
+18
+00:02:15,490 --> 00:02:24,279
+佢遇到茅十八之前，喺揚州街坊市井之間呢，就時時聽人哋講起天地會反清嘅種種俠義事跡。
+
+19
+00:02:26,021 --> 00:02:37,318
+當年清兵攻入揚州，大肆屠殺，姦淫擄掠無惡不作啊，所謂揚州十日嘉定三屠真係慘不堪言。
+
+20
+00:02:38,488 --> 00:02:44,134
+揚州城內幾乎每一户人家，都有人喺呢場大屠殺之中啊遇難嘅。
+
+21
+00:02:45,254 --> 00:02:51,977
+因此揚州人對於反清義士欽佩啊，比起第啲地方嘅人呢無形中又多咗幾分。
+
+22
+00:02:53,480 --> 00:03:01,732
+當其時離開揚州十日嘅慘事不過廿幾年，韋小寶自細啊聽人哋不斷講起清軍嘅罪行；
+
+23
+00:03:02,576 --> 00:03:11,672
+又聽人哋講，史閣部，即係史可法嘞，係點樣抗敵殉難，某某人又點樣同敵兵同歸於盡喇噉。
+
+24
+00:03:12,984 --> 00:03:19,900
+呢次茅十八同班鹽梟喺麗春院打交，就係為咗強行替天地會出頭而引起嘅。
+
+25
+00:03:20,903 --> 00:03:32,580
+一路上聽佢講咗唔少天地會嘅英雄事跡，又講過咩嘢為人不見陳近南，就稱英雄也枉然等等，個心早就萬分嚮往仰慕。
+
+26
+00:03:33,517 --> 00:03:40,695
+呢個時候親眼見到呢一大群，一心一意反對清朝嘅英雄豪傑，不由得大為興奮。
+
+27
+00:03:41,131 --> 00:03:45,411
+一時都唔記得佢自己係朝廷中嘅小太監嘅身份添。
+
+28
+00:03:46,777 --> 00:03:51,397
+嗰個高瘦老人，等到人聲稍為安靜啲，佢繼續話：
+
+29
+00:03:52,366 --> 00:03:59,094
+我哋青木堂呢兩年嚟，時時刻刻記住尹香主尹大哥嘅大仇。
+
+30
+00:04:00,047 --> 00:04:08,006
+人人喺萬雲龍大哥靈前瀝血為誓，一定要殺咗鰲拜呢個嘢為尹大哥報仇。
+
+31
+00:04:09,233 --> 00:04:21,471
+尹香主當時慷慨就義，江湖上人人欽仰，今日佢在天之靈，見到鰲拜呢個狗頭，一定會仰天大笑嘅。
+
+32
+00:04:22,376 --> 00:04:24,430
+噉人人都話：冇錯冇錯。
+
+33
+00:04:25,119 --> 00:04:28,322
+人群之中有一個聲音雄壯嘅人話：
+
+34
+00:04:29,444 --> 00:04:38,914
+兩年前大家發誓，如果殺唔到鰲拜，我青木堂人人都係屎蟲衰公，冇面再喺江湖上行。
+
+35
+00:04:39,514 --> 00:04:43,078
+今日，終於雪咗呢場奇恥大辱喇。
+
+36
+00:04:43,713 --> 00:04:56,681
+我樊某人呢兩年嚟飯食唔飽，覺瞓唔好，日思夜想，就喺處諗點樣為尹香主保仇，為青木堂雪恥，大家終於心願得償喇。
+
+37
+00:04:57,432 --> 00:05:01,380
+佢放聲大笑，好多人都跟住佢狂笑起嚟。
+
+38
+00:05:02,413 --> 00:05:13,084
+嗰個高瘦老人話：好，我青木堂重振雄風，大家揚眉吐氣，重新擔高頭嚟做人。
+
+39
+00:05:14,218 --> 00:05:19,607
+呢兩年嚟，青木堂啲兄弟個個都好似無主孤魂噉。
+
+40
+00:05:20,723 --> 00:05:29,306
+喺天地會聚會，第個堂嘅兄弟只係望我一眼，冷笑一聲，我就慚愧得無地自容啊。
+
+41
+00:05:29,941 --> 00:05:34,200
+對會內嘅大事小事唔敢插嘴講句説話。
+
+42
+00:05:35,499 --> 00:05:47,333
+雖然總舵主幾次傳話嚟，開導我哋，話為尹香主報仇，係天地會全體兄弟嘅事，決唔係青木堂一堂嘅事。
+
+43
+00:05:48,278 --> 00:05:53,140
+但係第二個堂啲兄弟冷言冷語，就唔係噉樣想㗎嘛。
+
+44
+00:05:53,576 --> 00:05:57,052
+從今以後，就大不相同喇。
+
+45
+00:05:58,172 --> 00:06:01,198
+另外一個人話：啱啊，李大哥講得啱！
+
+46
+00:06:01,634 --> 00:06:07,519
+我哋趁呢個機會，一鼓作氣，轟轟烈烈噉再做幾件大事出嚟。
+
+47
+00:06:07,968 --> 00:06:13,057
+鰲拜呢個惡賊，號稱滿洲第一勇士，今日死喺我哋手下。
+
+48
+00:06:13,497 --> 00:06:20,063
+嗰啲滿洲第二勇士第三勇士第四勇士，實係個個都怕到要死啊。
+
+49
+00:06:20,752 --> 00:06:23,570
+大家一聽又都冚聲大笑起嚟。
+
+50
+00:06:24,607 --> 00:06:32,562
+韋小寶個心諗嘞：你哋一陣喊一陣笑啊烏蠅打醮，好似成班細路噉嘅。
+
+51
+00:06:33,630 --> 00:06:36,786
+喺人群之中忽然間有個人冷冰冰噉話：
+
+52
+00:06:37,998 --> 00:06:41,251
+係我哋青木堂殺咗鰲拜咩？
+
+53
+00:06:42,367 --> 00:06:50,994
+大家一聽呢句説話即時靜咗落嚟，大廳裏便有成二百幾人㗎，一時之間，鴉雀無聲。
+
+54
+00:06:52,444 --> 00:07:04,687
+過咗好耐有個人話：殺死鰲拜嘅雖然係另有其人，不過亦係我哋青木堂攻入康親王府之後，嗰個人趁住混亂先至將鰲拜殺死嘅啫嘛。
+
+55
+00:07:06,024 --> 00:07:11,282
+先頭嗰個人又冷冰冰噉話：哦原來如此。
+
+56
+00:07:12,317 --> 00:07:17,336
+嗰個聲音粗壯嘅人大聲話：祁老三，你噉講係咩嘢意思啊？
+
+57
+00:07:18,511 --> 00:07:26,340
+嗰個祁老三仍然係冷言冷語話：我有咩意思啫，冇意思，一啲都冇意思。
+
+58
+00:07:27,251 --> 00:07:37,533
+只不過第啲堂嘅兄弟如果話，呢次青木堂真係威風喇，唔知殺死鰲拜嘅，係貴堂裏便邊一位兄弟呢？
+
+59
+00:07:38,346 --> 00:07:42,198
+人哋噉樣一問，只怕有啲難以回答嘞。
+
+60
+00:07:43,450 --> 00:07:52,338
+大家不妨想下吖，呢句説話人哋會唔會問啦，只怕一千個人之中，有九百九十九個要問㗎啩。
+
+61
+00:07:53,027 --> 00:08:03,880
+大家自吹自擂，猛咁喺自己塊面上貼金，未免，未免有啲，嘿嘿嘿，大家心知肚明啦。
+
+62
+00:08:04,567 --> 00:08:07,342
+佢一講完，個個都冇聲出。
+
+63
+00:08:08,329 --> 00:08:16,524
+都覺得佢嘅説話刺耳，聽起上嚟極之冇癮，但係呢番説話確係實情噃難以辯駁。
+
+64
+00:08:18,158 --> 00:08:20,310
+過咗一陣，嗰個高瘦老人話：
+
+65
+00:08:21,457 --> 00:08:25,901
+呢個清宮嘅小太監，陰錯陽差殺咗鰲拜。
+
+66
+00:08:26,474 --> 00:08:34,590
+噉當然係尹香主在天之靈暗中保佑，假手於一個細佬哥剷除呢個大奸賊。
+
+67
+00:08:35,106 --> 00:08:40,916
+大家都係鐵錚錚嘅男子漢，亦唔能夠揞住個良心車大炮嘅。
+
+68
+00:08:42,268 --> 00:08:52,766
+大家互相望下，本來興高采烈嘅，但係一想到殺死鰲拜嘅並唔係青木堂嘅兄弟，當堂覺得大為掃興。
+
+69
+00:08:54,330 --> 00:09:04,224
+嗰個高瘦老人話：呢兩年嚟，本堂冇咗主腦，大家推舉兄弟暫時執掌香主嘅職司。
+
+70
+00:09:04,869 --> 00:09:14,970
+而家尹香主嘅大仇已經報咗，兄弟將令牌交翻喺尹香主嘅靈前，請眾位兄弟另選賢能啦。
+
+71
+00:09:15,597 --> 00:09:25,623
+講完，喺靈座前面跪低，雙手揸住一塊木牌拜咗幾拜，企翻起身，將令牌放喺靈位前便。
+
+72
+00:09:26,711 --> 00:09:33,193
+有個人盲咗左眼嘅，佢姓崔，花名呢，就叫做單眼崔，佢話：
+
+73
+00:09:34,149 --> 00:09:44,436
+李大哥，呢兩年之中，你將會務處理得井井有條，呢個香主嘅位，除咗你之外又有邊個配坐呢？
+
+74
+00:09:44,801 --> 00:09:47,960
+你亦唔使客氣喇，快啲將令牌收翻起嚟啦。
+
+75
+00:09:49,332 --> 00:09:52,001
+大家沉默咗一陣，有個人話：
+
+76
+00:09:52,750 --> 00:10:01,783
+香主呢個職位，就唔係睇我哋自己意思，要邊個嚟做就由邊個嚟做㗎噃，係總舵委派落嚟㗎嘛。
+
+77
+00:10:02,744 --> 00:10:15,030
+單眼崔話：規矩雖然係噉，但歷來嘅慣例每一堂商量咗之後報咗上去，上頭啊從來冇駁翻落嚟嘅，所謂委派亦不過係例行公事啫。
+
+78
+00:10:16,098 --> 00:10:18,300
+有個人叫做賈老六，佢話：
+
+79
+00:10:19,038 --> 00:10:24,607
+據兄弟所知，各堂嘅新香主向來都係由舊香主推薦。
+
+80
+00:10:25,242 --> 00:10:37,562
+舊香主或者年老或者有病，又或者係臨終之時留下遺言，喺本堂兄弟之中挑選出���個人嚟到接替，之就係從來冇話自行推選嘅規矩嘅。
+
+81
+00:10:38,791 --> 00:10:45,560
+單眼崔話：尹香主不幸畀鰲拜害死，又有咩遺言留低啫？
+
+82
+00:10:46,044 --> 00:10:51,661
+賈老六，呢件事你又唔係唔知嘅，乜喺呢度講埋咁多呢嘢做乜唧？
+
+83
+00:10:52,240 --> 00:11:02,651
+哦哦哦哦哦，我明白你嘅用意喇，你反對李大哥做本堂嘅香主，乃係心懷不軌就另有圖謀嘅。
+
+84
+00:11:03,652 --> 00:11:10,996
+韋小寶聽到賈老六三個字佢心頭一震，記得揚州嗰班鹽梟要搵嘅就係呢個人嘞。
+
+85
+00:11:11,801 --> 00:11:21,714
+擰轉頭睇下佢，果然見到佢嘅頭殼光禿禿，嗰條辮呢奀一奀都冇幾多條頭髮㗎喇，塊面呢，有一個大嘅刀疤。
+
+86
+00:11:22,880 --> 00:11:28,239
+嗰個賈老六發火嘞：我又心懷咩不軌啊，又有咩圖謀啊又？
+
+87
+00:11:28,519 --> 00:11:33,022
+單眼崔，你説話講得清楚啲，唔好含血噴人。
+
+88
+00:11:34,050 --> 00:11:43,814
+單眼崔亦大聲話：哼，打開天窗說亮話，喺青木堂裏便，有邊個唔知你想捧你姐夫關夫子做香主啊？
+
+89
+00:11:44,363 --> 00:11:52,538
+關夫子做咗香主，你就係國舅老爺喇，仲唔係大權在手，要風得風要雨得雨咩？
+
+90
+00:11:53,569 --> 00:11:57,732
+賈老六大聲話：關夫子係咪我姐夫，係另外一回事。
+
+91
+00:11:58,297 --> 00:12:03,918
+呢次攻入康親王府，係關夫子率領嘅，終於大功告成，得勝而歸嘞。
+
+92
+00:12:04,389 --> 00:12:07,213
+以我姐夫嘅才幹，能唔能夠做香主呢？
+
+93
+00:12:07,796 --> 00:12:14,788
+李大哥資格老，人緣好，我唔係反對佢，不過講到本事，到底仲係關夫子叻得多。
+
+94
+00:12:16,436 --> 00:12:18,484
+嘻嘻嘻嘻嘻嘻嘻嘻嘻。
+
+95
+00:12:19,320 --> 00:12:25,003
+單眼崔突然間縱聲大笑，喺笑聲裏便充滿咗輕蔑嘅味道。
+
+96
+00:12:25,550 --> 00:12:29,986
+賈老六嬲嘞：你笑咩啊？唔通我嘅説話講錯咗啊？
+
+97
+00:12:30,909 --> 00:12:36,391
+單眼崔笑住話：哈哈，冇錯，我哋賈六哥嘅説話點會錯唧？
+
+98
+00:12:36,929 --> 00:12:43,521
+我只係覺得關夫子嘅本事亦厲害過頭啲喇，五關就過咗咯六將啊冇斬到。
+
+99
+00:12:44,006 --> 00:12:50,076
+事到臨頭，將個大仇人鰲拜就畀人哋一個細佬哥一刀殺咗。
+
+100
+00:12:50,909 --> 00:12:57,892
+突然間，喺人叢之中有個人行出嚟，滿面怒容噉喺靈座前面企定。
+
+101
+00:12:58,826 --> 00:13:03,629
+韋小寶認得佢就係率領一班人攻入康親王府嗰個長鬚人嘞。
+
+102
+00:13:04,674 --> 00:13:09,958
+見到佢一把長鬚飄灑喺胸前，樣子就非常之威嚴嘅。
+
+103
+00:13:11,048 --> 00:13:16,099
+原來呢個人姓關，個名叫做安基，關安基。
+
+104
+00:13:16,924 --> 00:13:22,574
+因為鬍鬚生得夠威啊，又係姓關嘅，人哋呢就叫佢做關夫子。
+
+105
+00:13:23,783 --> 00:13:27,088
+佢睩大雙眼望實單眼崔，大聲噉話：
+
+106
+00:13:27,661 --> 00:13:33,783
+崔兄弟，你同賈老六嗌交，講乜嘢都可以，我姓關嘅冇得罪到你。
+
+107
+00:13:34,299 --> 00:13:40,730
+大家都係好兄弟，喺萬雲龍大哥靈前發過誓，話咩嘢同生共死。
+
+108
+00:13:40,943 --> 00:13:43,306
+你噉樣踩我係咩嘢意思？
+
+109
+00:13:44,138 --> 00:13:47,729
+單眼崔個心有啲怕喇，退咗一步佢話：
+
+110
+00:13:48,138 --> 00:14:02,677
+我，我邊度敢踩你唧？嗱關二哥，你，你如果贊成推舉李大哥做本堂香主，噉，噉小弟對你叩頭賠罪，算係我講錯説話啦。
+
+111
+00:14:03,676 --> 00:14:08,608
+關安基黑起塊面話：叩頭賠罪我點敢當啊？
+
+112
+00:14:09,509 --> 00:14:14,032
+本堂嘅香主由邊個嚟做，我關某人唔配講呢句説話。
+
+113
+00:14:14,699 --> 00:14:23,447
+崔兄弟，你都仲未曾做天地會嘅總舵主，青木堂嘅香主係邊個，仲輪唔到你嚟講説話！
+
+114
+00:14:24,747 --> 00:14:32,240
+單眼崔又退後一步，佢大聲話：關二哥，你呢句説話，又唔係擺到明係踩我？
+
+115
+00:14:33,216 --> 00:14:39,500
+我單眼崔係個咩嘢角色，就算再投十八次胎亦輪唔到我做天地會嘅總舵主啊。
+
+116
+00:14:40,306 --> 00:14:49,957
+我只係話，李力世李大哥德高望重，本堂之中，再冇邊一位好似李大哥噉樣，令到人哋真係心服口服嘅。
+
+117
+00:14:50,718 --> 00:14:56,543
+本堂嘅香主如果唔係請李大哥嚟做，只怕十之八九嘅兄弟都會唔服。
+
+118
+00:14:57,968 --> 00:15:07,288
+人叢之中有個人話：單眼崔，你又唔係本堂十之八九嘅兄弟，點知道十之八九嘅兄弟心裏就唔服啊？
+
+119
+00:15:07,674 --> 00:15:16,080
+我睇啊，李大哥個人係好好嘅，大家同佢老人家飲下酒，傾下偈，曬下太陽，噉啊最好㗎喇。
+
+120
+00:15:16,876 --> 00:15:23,650
+不過如果講到要做本堂香主，只怕十之八九嘅兄弟個心啊認真不以為然啫。
+
+121
+00:15:24,846 --> 00:15:29,831
+又有個人話：計我話呢，張大哥嘅説話真係啱喇。
+
+122
+00:15:30,063 --> 00:15:38,063
+德高望重又點樣啊？我哋天地會係反清復明，又唔係學孔夫子講咩仁義道德嘅。
+
+123
+00:15:38,583 --> 00:15:42,559
+德高望重，德高望重就能夠將清兵嚇走啊？
+
+124
+00:15:43,368 --> 00:15:49,568
+如果搵德高望重個人，喺私塾裏便成日詩雲子曰嘅老秀才啊多到唔恨喇。
+
+125
+00:15:50,221 --> 00:15:51,990
+大家一聽都笑起上嚟嘞。
+
+126
+00:15:53,057 --> 00:15:59,063
+有個道人話：好啊，你話應該由邊個嚟做本堂香主吖？
+
+127
+00:16:00,108 --> 00:16:05,602
+嗰個人話：嗱，第一，我哋天地會做嘅係反清復明嘅大事。
+
+128
+00:16:06,078 --> 00:16:12,659
+第二，我哋青木堂要喺天地會各堂之中出人頭地，做得有聲有色。
+
+129
+00:16:13,759 --> 00:16:19,568
+噉眾兄弟當中，邊個最有才幹，最有本事嘅，大家就推舉佢做香主咯。
+
+130
+00:16:20,783 --> 00:16:28,269
+嗰個道人話：最有才幹最有本事嘅，照貧道睇上嚟，仲係以李大哥為第一。
+
+131
+00:16:29,261 --> 00:16:36,473
+即刻有幾十人都大聲叫起上嚟話：我哋推舉關夫子，李大哥嘅本事點及得上關夫子啊？
+
+132
+00:16:37,397 --> 00:16:43,880
+嗰個道人話：關夫子做事有股衝勁，呢個係大家都佩服嘅。
+
+133
+00:16:44,644 --> 00:16:48,016
+好多人大聲叫起上嚟話：係啊，噉仲有咩好講呢？
+
+134
+00:16:48,626 --> 00:16:53,622
+嗰個道人猛咁耍手大聲話：咪住咪住，聽我講完。
+
+135
+00:16:54,489 --> 00:16:59,710
+不過關夫子嘅脾氣啊十分暴躁，動不動就發火鬧人。
+
+136
+00:17:00,235 --> 00:17:07,435
+目前，佢喺本堂不過係一個平常兄弟啫，不過大家一見到佢呢個心已經怕咗佢三分先嘞。
+
+137
+00:17:07,972 --> 00:17:11,924
+佢一做咗香主，只怕邊個都冇一日好過。
+
+138
+00:17:12,480 --> 00:17:18,347
+噉有個人話：關夫子脾氣近來好得多喇，佢一做咗香主呀，只會更加好嘅啫。
+
+139
+00:17:19,067 --> 00:17:24,062
+嗰個道士擰擰頭話：唉江山易改本性難移。
+
+140
+00:17:24,569 --> 00:17:32,684
+關夫子嘅脾氣係幾十年生成嘅，就算撳得住一時，又點能夠撳得住一年半載唧？
+
+141
+00:17:33,293 --> 00:17:43,788
+青木堂香主係終身嘅大事，唔可以由於一個人嘅脾氣唔好，搞到兄弟失和，大家人心渙散，噉就會誤咗大事喇。
+
+142
+00:17:44,090 --> 00:17:50,240
+賈老六話：玄貞道長，我睇你嘅脾氣啊，亦唔見得係點好嘅啫噃。
+
+143
+00:17:51,254 --> 00:17:53,640
+嗰個道人道號呢叫做玄貞。
+
+144
+00:17:54,391 --> 00:18:05,593
+聽佢噉樣講哈哈一笑話：哈哈，正係各人之事自己知啊，貧道脾氣唔好，得罪人多，所以盡量少開口唧。
+
+145
+00:18:06,387 --> 00:18:11,502
+不過推選香主乃係本堂大事，噉貧道忍唔住要講翻幾句。
+
+146
+00:18:12,351 --> 00:18:15,718
+貧道脾氣唔好唔做香主唔緊要吖。
+
+147
+00:18:16,385 --> 00:18:23,139
+邊一位兄弟睇我唔順眼，唔同我講嘢冇所謂㗎，遠而避之噉咪得囉。
+
+148
+00:18:23,853 --> 00:18:29,380
+但係如果貧道做咗香主，大家點能夠唔理我遠而避之啊？
+
+149
+00:18:29,971 --> 00:18:36,152
+賈老六話：又冇人推選你做香主，要你出嚟東拉西扯講咁多嘢做咩嘢？
+
+150
+00:18:36,951 --> 00:18:47,825
+玄貞即刻發火嘞：賈老六，江湖上朋友見到貧道嘅時候，都尊稱一聲道長，就算係總舵主，亦係客客氣氣。
+
+151
+00:18:48,127 --> 00:18:49,988
+邊有好似你咁冇禮㗎？
+
+152
+00:18:50,299 --> 00:18:55,422
+你呢個嘢狗仗人勢，想蝦到我玄貞頭上，冇咁容易！
+
+153
+00:18:55,929 --> 00:19:02,826
+我清清楚楚講畀你聽：關夫子想做本堂香主，我玄貞第一個唔贊成！
+
+154
+00:19:03,568 --> 00:19:07,422
+佢要做本堂香主呀，首先要做到一件事先啦。
+
+155
+00:19:08,120 --> 00:19:12,412
+呢件事如果做到咗，貧道講唔定就唔反對。
+
+156
+00:19:13,606 --> 00:19:25,154
+賈老六本來聽佢講狗仗人勢呢個心已經好嬲㗎嘞，不過一來玄貞道人呢武功高強，佢真係發起惡嚟呀，亦真係唔敢同佢頂撞嘅；
+
+157
+00:19:25,701 --> 00:19:31,697
+二來呢個道人喺江湖上名聲極響，總舵主對佢客氣，確係真嘅。
+
+158
+00:19:32,527 --> 00:19:40,512
+自己要擁戴姐夫做本堂香主，呢個人如果一味阻頭阻勢反對，確實係一個極大嘅障礙。
+
+159
+00:19:41,304 --> 00:19:47,770
+而家聽佢講只要姐夫做到一件事就唔反對佢做香主噉，個心啊松翻一下，就問：
+
+160
+00:19:48,488 --> 00:19:50,392
+噉係咩事吖，你講出嚟聽下。
+
+161
+00:19:51,186 --> 00:20:00,309
+玄貞道人話：關夫子首先要做個大事，就係一定要同十足真金賈金刀離婚。
+
+162
+00:20:01,096 --> 00:20:04,023
+大家一聽，即刻哄堂大笑。
+
+163
+00:20:05,566 --> 00:20:13,601
+原來玄貞道人所講嘅十足真金賈金刀，就係關夫子嘅老婆，賈老六嘅親家姐。
+
+164
+00:20:14,478 --> 00:20:25,582
+佢使嘅武器係兩把金刀，人哋同佢講笑都時時故意問佢：關嫂，你呢兩把金刀，到底係真金定係假金㗎？
+
+165
+00:20:25,964 --> 00:20:31,607
+佢一定鄭重其事噉話：十足真金，梗係十足真金啦，邊度有假㗎？
+
+166
+00:20:32,131 --> 00:20:34,942
+因此呢得到一個十足真金嘅外號。
+
+167
+00:20:36,093 --> 00:20:42,588
+玄貞道人要關夫子同老婆離婚，即係擺明要剃賈老六嘅眼眉啫。
+
+168
+00:20:43,209 --> 00:20:47,596
+其實十足真金賈金刀為人啊心直口快，係個好人。
+
+169
+00:20:48,258 --> 00:20:59,850
+佢細佬賈老六呢亦唔曳，只係將姐夫抬得太高，關夫子嘅脾氣又暴躁，得罪人多，人哋喺背後呢不免閒話好多嘞。
+
+170
+00:21:00,459 --> 00:21:07,180
+關安基嘭一聲，喺枱上出力一拍，大聲噉話：玄貞道長，你講咩嘢啊？
+
+171
+00:21:07,851 --> 00:21:11,990
+我做唔做香主唔緊要嘅，你點解要提到我老婆吖？
+
+172
+00:21:12,588 --> 00:21:17,033
+玄貞道人仲未曾回答，喺人群當中有個人話：
+
+173
+00:21:17,593 --> 00:21:23,687
+關夫子，尹香主冇得罪你，你拍佢個靈座做咩嘢啊？
+
+174
+00:21:24,478 --> 00:21:28,932
+原來關安基先頭噉一拍啊，係拍正靈座上便。
+
+175
+00:21:29,803 --> 00:21:38,444
+關安基個心吃咗一驚啊，佢為人雖然係暴躁，不過好機警嘅，佢大聲話：係兄弟做錯咗咯。
+
+176
+00:21:39,422 --> 00:21:42,534
+即刻喺靈位之前跪倒拜咗幾拜，佢話：
+
+177
+00:21:42,997 --> 00:21:53,280
+尹大哥，小弟嬲起上嚟，喺你靈台上面拍咗一掌，實在係小弟唔啱，請你老人家在天之靈，唔好見怪啊。
+
+178
+00:21:53,791 --> 00:21:56,377
+講完，嘣嘣嘣叩咗幾個響頭。
+
+179
+00:21:57,319 --> 00:22:00,142
+啲人見到佢噉樣，亦都唔再追究。
+
+180
+00:22:01,239 --> 00:22:10,347
+單眼崔話：吖大家睇吖，關夫子光明磊落，人呢確係一條漢子，就係脾氣暴躁，沉唔住氣。
+
+181
+00:22:10,863 --> 00:22:14,103
+佢做錯咗事，即刻就認錯嘞，噉當然係好好啦。
+
+182
+00:22:14,538 --> 00:22:21,547
+但係如果佢做咗香主，一件事做錯咗就好大關係嘅噃，噉就算認錯又有乜用啫？
+
+183
+00:22:22,276 --> 00:22:29,377
+關安基啊本來聲勢洶洶，質問玄貞道人為咩事要提佢老婆十足真金賈金刀嘅。
+
+184
+00:22:30,039 --> 00:22:34,932
+但係嬲起上嚟，喺尹香主靈台上面拍咗一掌，畀人哋指責。
+
+185
+00:22:35,386 --> 00:22:40,691
+雖然，即刻向尹香主靈位叩頭，班兄弟唔再追究嘞。
+
+186
+00:22:41,020 --> 00:22:46,340
+氣勢呢就終於耷晒，一時之間就不便再同玄貞道人辯論。
+
+187
+00:22:46,984 --> 00:22:55,512
+玄貞亦都趁勢收科嘞佢笑住話：哈哈關夫子，你我係自己兄弟，一齊出生入死，共過無數患難。
+
+188
+00:22:55,961 --> 00:22:59,451
+無謂為咗一時口舌之爭，失咗兄弟之間嘅和氣吖。
+
+189
+00:22:59,895 --> 00:23:10,420
+先頭貧道係講笑㗎啫，你包涵下，返到屋企唔好同賈金刀大嫂講起，否則佢嚟掹貧道個鬍鬚，噉就唔得掂㗎喇。
+
+190
+00:23:10,998 --> 00:23:12,874
+眾人聽咗又笑起上嚟。
+
+191
+00:23:13,714 --> 00:23:19,262
+關安基對玄貞道人本來亦驚佢三分嘅，所以只好笑一笑了事嘞。
+
+192
+00:23:20,084 --> 00:23:28,204
+噉大家你一言我一語，有啲話李大哥好有啲話關夫子好，拗咗一輪始終唔能夠一致。
+
+193
+00:23:28,746 --> 00:23:33,278
+嗱各位，欲知後事如何，且聽下回分解。

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+1
+00:00:01,707 --> 00:00:15,884
+話説青木堂啲好漢喺處推選香主，大家你一言我一語，有啲就話李大哥好有啲話關夫子好，拗咗一大輪，始終唔能夠一致。
+
+2
+00:00:17,594 --> 00:00:22,698
+忽然間有個人放聲痛哭，佢一面喊一面就講：
+
+3
+00:00:24,186 --> 00:00:43,596
+尹香主，尹香主啊，你在世嘅時候，我哋青木堂幾咁和睦，眾兄弟真係好似至親骨肉一樣，同心協力，做反清復明嘅大事。
+
+4
+00:00:44,926 --> 00:00:57,320
+不幸你畀鰲拜呢個奸賊害死，我哋青木堂，再冇第二個人，能好似你噉樣，又有人緣，又有本事嘞。
+
+5
+00:00:58,927 --> 00:01:13,136
+尹香主啊尹香主，除非你死而復生，否則我哋青木堂，怕要互相糾紛冇完冇了，成為一盤散沙。
+
+6
+00:01:15,428 --> 00:01:20,349
+再唔能夠好似你在世嗰陣時候咁興旺咯，尹香主。
+
+7
+00:01:22,733 --> 00:01:28,220
+大家聽佢噉樣講，唉，好多人都忍唔住又流起眼淚。
+
+8
+00:01:30,018 --> 00:01:30,993
+又有個人話：
+
+9
+00:01:32,326 --> 00:01:43,573
+李大哥有李大哥個好處，關夫子有關夫子嘅好處，兩位都係自己嘅好兄弟，我哋千祈唔好為咗推舉香主嘅事搞到大家不和啊。
+
+10
+00:01:44,320 --> 00:01:48,440
+計我話呢，不如請尹香主在天之靈嚟決定嘞。
+
+11
+00:01:49,468 --> 00:01:57,302
+我哋寫咗李大哥同關夫子嘅名，大家向尹香主靈位叩頭，然後就執籌決定啦，噉就最公平㗎喇。
+
+12
+00:01:57,911 --> 00:02:00,079
+噉好多人都隨聲附和咯噃。
+
+13
+00:02:01,097 --> 00:02:04,543
+賈老六大聲話：呢個法子唔好啊。
+
+14
+00:02:05,440 --> 00:02:07,350
+有人問：點解唔好啊？
+
+15
+00:02:08,012 --> 00:02:10,760
+賈老六話：執籌由邊個嚟執啊？
+
+16
+00:02:11,213 --> 00:02:14,715
+嗰個人話：大家推舉一位兄弟嚟執就得啦嘛。
+
+17
+00:02:15,159 --> 00:02:19,061
+賈老六話：至怕人有私心，會作弊噃。
+
+18
+00:02:19,621 --> 00:02:26,659
+單眼崔嬲嘞：喺尹香主靈前，邊個有咁大膽敢作弊，欺瞞尹香主在天之靈啊？
+
+19
+00:02:27,392 --> 00:02:31,840
+賈老六話：哼，人心難測，不可不防啊。
+
+20
+00:02:32,621 --> 00:02:36,762
+單眼崔媽媽聲噉鬧佢，叉叉叉除非你想作弊啦。
+
+21
+00:02:37,496 --> 00:02:40,880
+賈老六亦發惡嘞：你呢個衰公鬧邊個啊？
+
+22
+00:02:41,600 --> 00:02:44,729
+單眼崔話：我就係鬧你呢個衰公，點吖？
+
+23
+00:02:45,226 --> 00:02:52,788
+賈老六話：我忍咗你好耐㗎喇，你鬧我老母就無論如何唔能夠忍！撐一聲，拔出把鋼刀。
+
+24
+00:02:53,586 --> 00:02:57,023
+單眼崔，我哋兩個出去外便院子較量下。
+
+25
+00:02:57,960 --> 00:03:00,347
+單眼崔慢慢拔出把刀佢話：
+
+26
+00:03:00,956 --> 00:03:06,740
+嗱，呢啲係你嘅挑戰我被逼應戰㗎咋，關夫子你親耳聽到㗎啦。
+
+27
+00:03:07,313 --> 00:03:11,650
+關安基話：大家兄弟唔好為呢件事搞到要動刀。
+
+28
+00:03:12,513 --> 00:03:16,024
+崔老弟，你鬧我舅仔就係你唔啱喇。
+
+29
+00:03:16,873 --> 00:03:25,882
+單眼崔話：我早就知道你搵都要搵啲嘢嚟窒我㗎喇，你都仲未曾做香主已經係噉樣嘞，如果做咗仲得了嘅？
+
+30
+00:03:26,438 --> 00:03:30,725
+關安基亦嬲嘞：唔通你鬧人老母，噉就啱嘞咩？
+
+31
+00:03:31,063 --> 00:03:33,988
+你媽我舅仔，我算係你咩嘢人啊？
+
+32
+00:03:34,379 --> 00:03:37,494
+大家一聽都忍唔住哈哈聲笑起上嚟。
+
+33
+00:03:38,094 --> 00:03:40,990
+一時之間，亂到含含聲啊。
+
+34
+00:03:42,078 --> 00:03:47,514
+賈老六見姐夫為佢出頭唄，就更加㷫啦，想衝去單眼崔嗰處。
+
+35
+00:03:47,843 --> 00:03:57,414
+有人嚟伸手攔住佢勸佢話：賈老六，你想你姐夫做香主，就唔能夠得罪人太多㗎，有事就要讓人一步至得㗎嘛。
+
+36
+00:03:58,229 --> 00:04:00,604
+單眼崔慢慢收刀入鞘佢話：
+
+37
+00:04:01,293 --> 00:04:07,877
+我亦唔係怕咗你，只不過大家義氣為重，自己兄弟唔應該動刀搏命啫。
+
+38
+00:04:08,340 --> 00:04:13,573
+總而言之，關夫子要做香主，崔某啊點都唔贊成㗎喇。
+
+39
+00:04:14,478 --> 00:04:22,669
+受關夫子氣都仲冇咩嘢問題，受賈老六嘅氣，就難頂喇，閻王好見小鬼難當啊。
+
+40
+00:04:23,773 --> 00:04:36,815
+韋小寶企喺旁邊，聽啲人你一言我一語爭執不休，有啲人又粗口謾罵，又有人要動刀打交，佢冷眼旁觀覺得幾有趣啊。
+
+41
+00:04:37,846 --> 00:04:43,852
+初時，佢以為呢啲人都係鰲拜嘅部屬，咪就會殺咗自己嚟祭奠鰲拜㗎。
+
+42
+00:04:44,891 --> 00:04:54,924
+及至知道呢啲人嬲死咗鰲拜嘅當堂放心，但係聽佢口口聲聲講咩反清復明，又擔心嘞噃，佢諗：
+
+43
+00:04:55,787 --> 00:05:01,582
+佢哋梗係認定我係清宮裏便嘅小太監，無��點講佢都唔信㗎啦。
+
+44
+00:05:02,414 --> 00:05:06,849
+等佢選定香主之後，第一件事就會殺咗我。
+
+45
+00:05:07,373 --> 00:05:13,186
+反清復明吖嘛，而且呢處嘅清人，除咗老子之外仲有邊個啊？
+
+46
+00:05:13,934 --> 00:05:21,714
+而且我喺呢處將佢哋咩嘢秘密都聽咗去，就算唔殺我滅口啊，亦必定將我韞起嚟永世不得超生啦。
+
+47
+00:05:22,359 --> 00:05:25,067
+嗯，老子仲係鬆人為妙喇。
+
+48
+00:05:25,957 --> 00:05:32,810
+噉佢慢慢一步一步退到門邊，只係盼望大廳裏便情勢再亂啲呢就逃跑出去。
+
+49
+00:05:34,329 --> 00:05:39,830
+只聽見有個人話：執籌嘅事好難講嘅，有啲近乎兒戲啊。
+
+50
+00:05:40,395 --> 00:05:49,348
+計我話呢，仲係請李大哥同關夫子以武功嚟決勝敗，拳腳又好，兵器又好，點到為止就唔好傷人。
+
+51
+00:05:49,633 --> 00:05:56,297
+大家企喺旁邊瞪大雙眼睇住，誰勝誰敗清清楚楚，邊個都冇得好講喇係咪吖？
+
+52
+00:05:57,208 --> 00:06:02,426
+賈老六啊首先贊成喇佢大聲話：好，就係比武決個輸贏啦。
+
+53
+00:06:03,088 --> 00:06:07,050
+如果李大哥贏咗，我賈老六就擁護李大哥為香主。
+
+54
+00:06:08,149 --> 00:06:11,380
+佢呢句説話一出口啊，韋小寶即刻就諗嘞：
+
+55
+00:06:11,944 --> 00:06:17,120
+你贊成比武噉梗係你姐夫嘅武功叻過李大哥啦仲比咩嘢啫？
+
+56
+00:06:18,457 --> 00:06:23,381
+連韋小寶都會噉樣諗，青木堂啲人啊更加係噉諗啦。
+
+57
+00:06:24,076 --> 00:06:34,968
+擁李派啊當時紛紛反對嘞，有啲就話：做香主要使到全堂兄弟和衷共濟啫嘛，同武功好唔好冇咩好大關係嘅。
+
+58
+00:06:35,475 --> 00:06:44,976
+有個又話喇：真係要比武決定邊個做香主呀，噉如果本堂兄弟之中，有人武功叻過關夫子嘅，噉係唔係就等佢嚟做香主啊又？
+
+59
+00:06:45,163 --> 00:06:49,708
+有個話喇：呢個都唔係推舉香主啊，係打擂台啊。
+
+60
+00:06:50,170 --> 00:06:54,780
+關夫子不妨擺個擂台，等天大英雄好漢都嚟打擂台啦。
+
+61
+00:06:55,344 --> 00:07:04,287
+有個又話：如果鰲拜呢個奸賊唔死，佢係滿洲第一勇士，關夫子嘅武功未必能夠贏得佢㗎喎。
+
+62
+00:07:04,554 --> 00:07:09,194
+打完擂台之後，唔通就請鰲拜嚟做我哋嘅香主咯噃？
+
+63
+00:07:09,919 --> 00:07:12,066
+大家一聽忍唔住都笑起上嚟嘞。
+
+64
+00:07:12,907 --> 00:07:18,124
+正係亂糟糟個時候，忽然間有個人冷冷冰冰噉話：
+
+65
+00:07:18,364 --> 00:07:24,032
+尹香主啊尹香主，你死咗之後，大家都睇你唔起咯。
+
+66
+00:07:24,848 --> 00:07:30,880
+喺你靈前講過個説話，發過個誓，都變成放狗屁喇。
+
+67
+00:07:32,249 --> 00:07:37,794
+韋小寶認得呢個人把聲，知道佢係至鐘意冷言冷語嗰個祁老三。
+
+68
+00:07:38,620 --> 00:07:40,180
+大家即刻靜晒。
+
+69
+00:07:40,924 --> 00:07:46,547
+跟住幾個人同時問佢：祁老三，你講呢句説話係咩嘢意思啊？
+
+70
+00:07:47,182 --> 00:07:49,030
+祁老三冷笑住話：
+
+71
+00:07:49,404 --> 00:07:56,094
+呵呵呵，我祈某人當年喺萬雲龍大哥同埋尹香主靈前叩過頭。
+
+72
+00:07:56,681 --> 00:08:02,814
+喺手指上面刺過血，仲發咗重誓，決心為尹香主報仇。
+
+73
+00:08:03,998 --> 00:08:16,924
+我親口講過，邊一個兄弟殺咗鰲拜，為尹香主報咗大仇，我祁彪清就奉佢為本堂香主，忠心遵奉佢嘅號令，決不違背。
+
+74
+00:08:17,948 --> 00:08:21,192
+呢一句説話，我祁老三係講過嘅。
+
+75
+00:08:21,888 --> 00:08:26,673
+祁某人講過個話算數，決唔係放狗屁！
+
+76
+00:08:28,016 --> 00:08:34,494
+霎時之間，大廳裏便一片寂靜，真係連跌眼針落地都聽得見。
+
+77
+00:08:35,528 --> 00:08:39,073
+原來呢句説話大廳上面每個人都講過㗎。
+
+78
+00:08:40,486 --> 00:08:44,125
+隔咗一陣，賈老六第一個沉唔住氣嘞佢話：
+
+79
+00:08:44,824 --> 00:08:55,036
+祁三哥，你呢番説話冇錯，呢幾句説話大家都講過，連我賈老六在內，講過個説話當然唔能夠賴貓。
+
+80
+00:08:56,138 --> 00:09:04,055
+但係，但係，但你知我知大家都知，殺死鰲拜嘅就係呢個，呢。
+
+81
+00:09:04,878 --> 00:09:12,713
+佢轉身想搵韋小寶，突然間見到韋小寶一隻腳已經𨂾咗出廳門，正話想逃跑就大聲嗌：
+
+82
+00:09:13,015 --> 00:09:14,659
+捉住佢，唔好畀佢走咗啊！
+
+83
+00:09:15,662 --> 00:09:25,408
+韋小寶啊發腳想走，霎時之間，六七個人撲上去，十幾隻手同時拉住佢，將佢係噉拉翻轉頭。
+
+84
+00:09:26,141 --> 00:09:31,977
+韋小寶高聲大叫：喂喂喂，你哋啲龜仔王八蛋吖，你哋拉老子做咩啊？
+
+85
+00:09:32,916 --> 00:09:38,123
+佢諗：呢次橫掂都係冇命㗎喇，不如鬧痛快再講啦噉。
+
+86
+00:09:39,180 --> 00:09:44,662
+呢個時候，喺人叢裏便有一個身穿秀才衣服嘅人行出嚟佢話：
+
+87
+00:09:45,253 --> 00:09:47,620
+小兄弟，你唔好鬧人。
+
+88
+00:09:48,399 --> 00:09:52,050
+韋小寶認得佢把聲啊佢話：你就係祁老三啊？
+
+89
+00:09:52,976 --> 00:09:58,683
+嗰個人正係祁老三祁彪清，佢愕然嘞：你認得我咩？
+
+90
+00:09:59,216 --> 00:10:02,107
+韋小寶話：我認得你老母。
+
+91
+00:10:02,999 --> 00:10:09,628
+祁彪清係有三分書呆子氣嘅，唔知佢呢句係鬧人嘅説話，就更加奇怪啦佢問：
+
+92
+00:10:10,591 --> 00:10:12,407
+你點解會認得我老母呢？
+
+93
+00:10:13,036 --> 00:10:16,606
+韋小寶話：我同你老母係老契吖嘛。
+
+94
+00:10:17,330 --> 00:10:22,182
+大家就哈哈大笑，都話嘞：嗨，呢個小太監吖油嘴滑舌。
+
+95
+00:10:22,591 --> 00:10:29,694
+奇彪清塊面一紅，佢話：唔好講笑啦，小兄弟，你為咩事要殺鰲拜啊？
+
+96
+00:10:30,792 --> 00:10:33,180
+韋小寶靈機一動佢大聲話：
+
+97
+00:10:34,006 --> 00:10:41,879
+鰲拜呢個奸賊做咗唔少壞事，害死咗我哋漢人嘅無數英雄好漢，我韋小寶同佢啊勢不兩立。
+
+98
+00:10:41,946 --> 00:10:51,739
+我，我，我好地地一個人，畀佢捉咗入去皇宮做咗太監，我恨不得啊將佢斬為肉醬，掉落個塘處餵龜仔啊。
+
+99
+00:10:52,428 --> 00:10:56,759
+佢知道越係講得慷慨激昂呢，有命嘅機會就越大。
+
+100
+00:10:57,823 --> 00:11:02,147
+大廳裏便啲人你睇我我睇你，都覺得好驚奇。
+
+101
+00:11:03,386 --> 00:11:07,750
+祁彪清問佢：你做太監做咗幾耐啊？
+
+102
+00:11:08,606 --> 00:11:15,783
+韋小寶話：咩嘢幾耐啫，半年都仲唔到，我本來係揚州人，畀捉咗嚟北京。
+
+103
+00:11:16,022 --> 00:11:21,866
+豈有此理佢嘩，鰲拜死咗佢都要上刀山、落油鑊、滾釘板、穿骨頭啊。
+
+104
+00:11:22,477 --> 00:11:25,950
+一連串揚州鬧人嘅説話衝口而出。
+
+105
+00:11:27,148 --> 00:11:30,561
+有個中年漢子話：佢真係揚州人啊。
+
+106
+00:11:31,250 --> 00:11:34,130
+呢個中年漢子講嘅亦係揚州口音。
+
+107
+00:11:35,068 --> 00:11:45,456
+韋小寶話：阿叔，我哋揚州人，當年畀清兵殺得真係慘啊，連氣殺咗十日，由朝頭早到夜晚啊冇時停。
+
+108
+00:11:45,714 --> 00:11:51,804
+我阿爺啦、阿嫲啦、大姑媽、二姑媽、三姑媽、四姑媽，冇一個唔係畀清兵殺嘅。
+
+109
+00:11:52,390 --> 00:11:57,613
+清兵喺東門殺到西門，喺南門殺到北門，都係呢個鰲拜落嘅命令。
+
+110
+00:11:57,844 --> 00:12:00,712
+我，我同佢有不共戴天之仇。
+
+111
+00:12:01,743 --> 00:12:07,358
+佢記起聽人講過嘅揚州十日大屠殺嘅慘事，越講就越真。
+
+112
+00:12:08,020 --> 00:12:10,753
+大家聽咗好感動啊一味岌頭。
+
+113
+00:12:11,504 --> 00:12:14,986
+關安基話：唔怪得啦唔怪得啦。
+
+114
+00:12:15,816 --> 00:12:21,750
+韋小寶話：唔淨止我阿爺阿嫲啊，連我阿爹啊都係畀鰲拜一齊殺埋喇。
+
+115
+00:12:22,598 --> 00:12:25,460
+祁彪清話：唉，真係可憐嘞。
+
+116
+00:12:26,529 --> 00:12:29,437
+單眼崔問佢：你今年幾多歲啊？
+
+117
+00:12:30,126 --> 00:12:32,274
+韋小寶話：十三四歲囉。
+
+118
+00:12:33,128 --> 00:12:40,680
+單眼崔話：揚州大屠城已經有廿幾年嘞，點解你阿爹亦會畀鰲拜殺埋呢？
+
+119
+00:12:41,316 --> 00:12:45,436
+韋小寶一諗：哎呀，弊喇，講大話講到離晒譜。
+
+120
+00:12:45,676 --> 00:12:51,367
+佢隨口話：我點知道啫，嗰陣時我又未曾生出嚟，係我阿媽講嘅。
+
+121
+00:12:51,971 --> 00:12:56,147
+單眼崔話：噉就算係遺腹子都唔得㗎。
+
+122
+00:12:56,836 --> 00:13:01,096
+祁彪清話：崔老弟，你噉講就唔啱嘞。
+
+123
+00:13:01,740 --> 00:13:08,245
+呢個小兄弟只係話佢阿爹畀鰲拜殺咗啫，並冇講係揚州十日嗰個時候殺㗎。
+
+124
+00:13:08,903 --> 00:13:13,170
+鰲拜做大官一直做到而家，邊一年唔殺人吖？
+
+125
+00:13:13,814 --> 00:13:19,291
+我哋尹香主畀鰲拜害死，亦不過係兩年幾以前嘅事啫嘛。
+
+126
+00:13:19,860 --> 00:13:23,088
+單眼崔岌頭話：啊，噉又係，噉又係啊。
+
+127
+00:13:24,117 --> 00:13:32,680
+賈老六忽然間問：小，誒小朋友，你話鰲拜殺咗無數英雄好漢，又關你咩事啊？
+
+128
+00:13:33,396 --> 00:13:39,454
+點解唔關我事啫？我有個好朋友，就係畀鰲拜捉咗去清宮裏便害死咗嘅。
+
+129
+00:13:39,863 --> 00:13:41,874
+我同佢啊一齊畀人捉入去㗎。
+
+130
+00:13:42,398 --> 00:13:44,247
+噉大家一齊問：係邊個啊？
+
+131
+00:13:45,045 --> 00:13:48,953
+呢個人呀，江湖上好有名㗎，佢就係茅十八囉。
+
+132
+00:13:49,664 --> 00:13:52,235
+當堂有十幾個人一齊哦噉一聲。
+
+133
+00:13:52,634 --> 00:13:57,318
+賈老六話：茅十八係你朋友咩？佢冇死噃。
+
+134
+00:13:58,099 --> 00:14:00,307
+佢冇死啊？哎真係好喇。
+
+135
+00:14:00,583 --> 00:14:06,973
+賈老六，你喺揚州鬧鹽梟，茅十八啊為咗你同人打交，我仲幫埋佢打添噃。
+
+136
+00:14:07,809 --> 00:14:12,603
+賈老六撓下頭佢話：吖噉啊真有呢件事噃。
+
+137
+00:14:13,311 --> 00:14:24,021
+關安基話：好！呢個小朋友到底係朋友抑或敵人事關重大，老六，你帶幾位兄弟，去請茅十八嚟，認一認人。
+
+138
+00:14:24,541 --> 00:14:27,191
+賈老六應咗，就轉身行出廳。
+
+139
+00:14:27,933 --> 00:14:31,882
+祁彪清拉咗一張椅嚟佢話：小兄弟，請坐啦。
+
+140
+00:14:33,047 --> 00:14:35,657
+韋小寶老實不客氣啊就坐低嘞。
+
+141
+00:14:36,566 --> 00:14:39,366
+跟住有人送咗一碗面一杯茶嚟。
+
+142
+00:14:39,997 --> 00:14:44,678
+韋小寶係餓到好緊要咯嘶哩瀡略食到乾乾淨淨。
+
+143
+00:14:45,609 --> 00:14:52,364
+關安基、祁彪清，仲有嗰個人人叫佢做李大哥嘅李力世就陪佢傾偈。
+
+144
+00:14:53,484 --> 00:14:59,480
+言語之中都幾客氣嘅，其實呢就喺度盤問佢個身世同埋經過遭遇。
+
+145
+00:15:00,334 --> 00:15:09,204
+韋小寶亦冇隱瞞喇，偶然吹幾句牛，鬧幾句鰲拜，噉仲係將點樣幫康熙皇帝捉拿鰲拜等等都講咗。
+
+146
+00:15:10,049 --> 00:15:15,520
+只係跟海老公學武藝，康熙親自出刀逳手等等就冇提嘞。
+
+147
+00:15:16,558 --> 00:15:22,908
+關安基佢哋本來已經聽講，鰲拜係畀小皇帝，與及一班小太監捉住嘅。
+
+148
+00:15:23,614 --> 00:15:27,827
+聽韋小寶講得活龍活現，多數都唔係假㗎喇。
+
+149
+00:15:28,317 --> 00:15:39,336
+關安基話：唉，鰲拜號稱滿洲第一勇士，不但畀你殺死，而且亦曾經畀你捉住，真係天數啊。
+
+150
+00:15:39,736 --> 00:15:55,100
+就係噉傾咗半個時辰，關安基、李力世、祁彪清都係閱歷好深嘅老江湖，雖然覺得韋小寶講説話呢有啲浮滑，但係緊要嘅地方，一啲都冇花假。
+
+151
+00:15:55,780 --> 00:16:02,071
+忽然聽見腳步聲，廳門一推開，兩條大漢抬住一副擔架入嚟。
+
+152
+00:16:02,636 --> 00:16:07,193
+賈老六跟埋喺後便話：姐夫，茅十八茅爺請咗嚟喇。
+
+153
+00:16:08,159 --> 00:16:20,400
+韋小寶跳起身，只見茅十八瞓喺擔架上便，兩個腮都凹晒，眼核深深，面口十分之憔悴，就問：你，你有病啊？
+
+154
+00:16:22,039 --> 00:16:29,287
+茅十八畀人抬咗嚟，只係知道天地會青木堂有大事請佢商量，但係又唔知道咩嘢事嘅。
+
+155
+00:16:30,263 --> 00:16:34,004
+而家突然間見到韋小寶，歡喜到佢癲啊，大聲嗌：
+
+156
+00:16:34,524 --> 00:16:41,006
+小寶，你，誒，你都逃走出嚟啊？好極喇好極喇。
+
+157
+00:16:41,307 --> 00:16:45,480
+我呢一排，我，我呢一排，成日掛住你啊。
+
+158
+00:16:46,162 --> 00:16:53,924
+只係望傷好翻之後，入去皇宮救翻你出嚟，噉，噉，噉真係好喇。
+
+159
+00:16:54,473 --> 00:17:01,493
+佢呢幾句説話一講，大家個心本來仲有三分疑慮嘅，霎時之間一掃而空。
+
+160
+00:17:02,204 --> 00:17:08,241
+呢個小太監果然係茅十八嘅朋友，一齊畀人拉咗入清宮裏便嘅。
+
+161
+00:17:09,108 --> 00:17:17,642
+茅十八雖然唔係天地會嘅會友，但喺江湖上亦頗有名聲，向嚟一就一，二就二。
+
+162
+00:17:18,042 --> 00:17:22,334
+近年來又畀清廷通緝，噉係眾所周知嘅事情。
+
+163
+00:17:23,146 --> 00:17:27,854
+韋小寶既然係佢個朋友，當然唔會係清宮嘅太監啦。
+
+164
+00:17:28,567 --> 00:17:34,807
+噉又見茅十八講説話嘅時候真情流露，顯然同呢個細路嘅交情極之好嘅。
+
+165
+00:17:36,369 --> 00:17:40,354
+韋小寶話：茅大哥，你，你受咗傷啊？
+
+166
+00:17:41,260 --> 00:17:53,577
+茅十八歎一口氣佢話：唉，嗰晚，喺皇宮逃走出嚟，就快去到皇宮門口㗎喇，噉啊終於撞到啲侍衞。
+
+167
+00:17:54,258 --> 00:18:00,976
+我一個，打佢哋五個，殺咗兩個，自己又畀佢哋斬咗兩刀。
+
+168
+00:18:01,818 --> 00:18:04,823
+噉我噉搏命，逃走出去門口啦。
+
+169
+00:18:05,561 --> 00:18:09,424
+皇宮裏便呢，又有侍衛，追出嚟。
+
+170
+00:18:10,466 --> 00:18:18,983
+本來係走唔甩㗎喇，好在，好在天地會嘅朋友幫手，先至救咗我條命啊。
+
+171
+00:18:19,647 --> 00:18:25,094
+你，你都係天地會嘅好朋友，救翻出嚟㗎？
+
+172
+00:18:25,907 --> 00:18:31,871
+關安基佢哋啊當堂好尷尬啊，覺得呢件事實在做得唔係點醒神嘞。
+
+173
+00:18:32,413 --> 00:18:43,529
+吖誰知韋小寶話：係啊，嗰個老太監逼我做小太監啦，直到今日啊先至逃走出嚟啫，好彩撞啱天地會呢啲，誒呢啲大爺咋。
+
+174
+00:18:44,378 --> 00:18:52,482
+天地會啲人都暗暗鬆咗一口氣，覺得韋小寶噉樣講法，顧全咗佢哋面子，個心都好感激。
+
+175
+00:18:53,193 --> 00:18:56,538
+呢個人年紀雖然係細咋，好夠朋友。
+
+176
+00:18:57,081 --> 00:19:01,612
+噉賈老六就招呼茅十八同埋韋小寶兩個人去廂房休息。
+
+177
+00:19:01,951 --> 00:19:05,678
+噉青木堂啲人呢，喺大廳處繼續商量大事嘞。
+
+178
+00:19:07,383 --> 00:19:14,452
+茅十八係受咗重傷，雖然已經休養咗好幾個月喇，個身子仍然係極之虛弱嘅。
+
+179
+00:19:15,208 --> 00:19:20,208
+先頭抬嚟嘅時候又扽咗一輪，傷口好痛，精神疲乏。
+
+180
+00:19:20,861 --> 00:19:23,841
+想就好想講説話，但係又冇力講啊。
+
+181
+00:19:25,008 --> 00:19:29,354
+韋小寶心諗：唔理點樣佢哋總唔會殺我㗎喇。
+
+182
+00:19:29,718 --> 00:19:34,461
+心情一寬，縮喺一張太師椅處話咁快就瞓着。
+
+183
+00:19:35,438 --> 00:19:41,236
+瞓到收尾，覺得有人將佢抱起嚟，放上張床處冚好咗被。
+
+184
+00:19:42,071 --> 00:19:49,510
+第日瞓醒，有一名漢子送水嚟畀佢啷口洗面，又送咗清茶同一碗大肉面嚟。
+
+185
+00:19:50,277 --> 00:19:57,826
+韋小寶個心諗：咦？招呼老子越嚟越好咯喎，居然將我當大老爺看待添。
+
+186
+00:19:59,100 --> 00:20:04,592
+但係佢見到廂房外便啊企咗兩個人，窗口外便呢亦企咗兩個人。
+
+187
+00:20:05,134 --> 00:20:11,671
+雖然詐假意行嚟行去啊無所事事，但係顯然呢係奉命監視怕自己逃走嘅。
+
+188
+00:20:12,906 --> 00:20:14,670
+韋小寶又有啲擔心嘞：
+
+189
+00:20:16,146 --> 00:20:22,104
+如果真係將我當客人看待，點解又派呢四個人看住我呢？
+
+190
+00:20:22,698 --> 00:20:27,338
+哼，要看住韋小寶啊，都怕唔係咁容易。
+
+191
+00:20:27,872 --> 00:20:33,604
+我偏偏鬆出去逛下，睇下你呢四個蠢材奈得我咩嘢何至得。
+
+192
+00:20:34,548 --> 00:20:37,830
+佢睇清楚四圍嘅環境，已經有計嘞。
+
+193
+00:20:38,753 --> 00:20:46,879
+佢突然間，用手出力噉推開東便嗰個窗，嘭噉一聲，噉四名漢子同時望去窗嗰便咯噃。
+
+194
+00:20:47,612 --> 00:20:54,199
+佢一引開四個人嘅視線，出衡力將房門向裏便一拉即刻咯一聲就趢咗入去床下底。
+
+195
+00:20:55,109 --> 00:21:03,870
+四名漢子一聽見門聲，即刻捩轉頭，只見兩道門呢已經打開，仲喺度擺下擺下，都大吃一驚啦。
+
+196
+00:21:04,579 --> 00:21:12,824
+呢四個人冇錯係奉命監視韋小寶嘅，突然間見到房門開咗，第一個想法，就係佢已經逃走咗咯。
+
+197
+00:21:13,286 --> 00:21:17,098
+四個人一齊話，哎呀噉大叫一聲，衝入去廂房。
+
+198
+00:21:17,858 --> 00:21:23,269
+入到去見到茅十八喺床面上瞓到好淰，韋小寶啊果然不知去向。
+
+199
+00:21:23,660 --> 00:21:28,740
+有個人話：呢個細路走咗冇幾遠啫，快啲分頭追截啦，我去稟告上頭。
+
+200
+00:21:29,322 --> 00:21:34,640
+噉其餘三個人應咗，就急急衝出房，其中兩個人呢跳上屋頂添。
+
+201
+00:21:35,844 --> 00:21:43,817
+韋小寶誒哼噉咳咗一聲，喺床下底躝翻出嚟，大模廝樣噉行出去，一直嚟到大廳。
+
+202
+00:21:44,641 --> 00:21:49,274
+一推開道門，只見關安基同李力世一拍噉坐響處。
+
+203
+00:21:49,972 --> 00:21:53,413
+一名奉命監視佢嘅人呢正在氣急敗壞噉稟報：
+
+204
+00:21:53,764 --> 00:21:58,243
+呢，個細路忽然間，逃走咗啊，都唔知去咗邊處。
+
+205
+00:21:58,986 --> 00:22:02,577
+説話未講完，突然間見到韋小寶出現。
+
+206
+00:22:03,034 --> 00:22:07,684
+嗰個人吖噉一聲，睩大雙眼，驚奇到佢講唔出説話。
+
+207
+00:22:08,960 --> 00:22:13,769
+韋小寶伸咗個懶腰佢話：李大哥、關夫子早晨啊。
+
+208
+00:22:14,570 --> 00:22:20,986
+關安基同李力世互相望咗一眼，就對嗰個人話：出去啦，一啲用都冇。
+
+209
+00:22:21,581 --> 00:22:26,351
+噉跟住對韋小寶笑住話：哈哈哈請坐，尋晚瞓得好唔好啊？
+
+210
+00:22:26,924 --> 00:22:31,649
+韋小寶笑容滿面噉坐低佢話：瞓得好，好好啊。
+
+211
+00:22:32,129 --> 00:22:37,217
+嗱各位，欲知後事如何，且聽下回分解。

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+1
+00:00:00,676 --> 00:00:04,103
+前文再續啊書接上一回啊。
+
+2
+00:00:06,160 --> 00:00:14,110
+話説韋小寶撚化嚟監視佢嗰四個人，出到嚟大廳，關安基同李力世招呼佢坐落。
+
+3
+00:00:15,100 --> 00:00:23,033
+突然間，道門推開有兩個人衝咗入嚟一個人大聲嗌話：關夫子啊，個細路，唔知趯咗去咩地方。
+
+4
+00:00:24,296 --> 00:00:29,404
+忽然間見到韋小宝坐響處，吃咗一驚話：咦？佢佢佢。
+
+5
+00:00:30,317 --> 00:00:39,525
+韋小寶忍唔住哈哈大笑話：哈哈哈哈，你哋呢四條大漢，太過唔中用喇，連個細路仔都看唔住喎。
+
+6
+00:00:39,889 --> 00:00:43,361
+我如果想逃走啊，早就逃走咗喇。
+
+7
+00:00:43,999 --> 00:00:48,703
+噉另外嗰個人傻頭傻腦嘅就問：你，你點樣走出嚟㗎？
+
+8
+00:00:49,312 --> 00:00:53,751
+點解我眼一花，人影都冇睇見，你已經逃走咗嘞呢？
+
+9
+00:00:54,499 --> 00:01:00,422
+韋小寶笑住話：我會隱身法㗎嘛，呢種法術呀，唔教得你嘅。
+
+10
+00:01:01,149 --> 00:01:06,296
+關安基皺住眉頭揮一揮手，對嗰兩個人話：出去啦。
+
+11
+00:01:07,218 --> 00:01:13,684
+嗰個傻頭傻腦嘅人仲喺度問噃：你真係有隱身法嘅？唔怪得啦。
+
+12
+00:01:14,618 --> 00:01:21,610
+李力世話：小兄弟年紀輕輕，聰明機警，令人十分佩服啊。
+
+13
+00:01:22,718 --> 00:01:28,479
+忽然間，聽到遠遠有馬蹄聲，係有一大群人騎馬跑緊嚟。
+
+14
+00:01:29,239 --> 00:01:35,783
+關安基同埋李力世同時企起身啊，李力世低聲話：唔通係官兵？
+
+15
+00:01:36,546 --> 00:01:44,130
+關安基岌一岌頭，噉啊伸隻手指入口咈咈咈吹咗三聲，噉即刻有五個人走咗入嚟大廳。
+
+16
+00:01:44,863 --> 00:01:50,123
+關安基話：大家準備，叫賈老六帶人保護茅十八茅爺。
+
+17
+00:01:50,478 --> 00:01:55,890
+官兵如果係大隊嚟，就唔好同佢哋打，照以前嘅法子分頭退卻。
+
+18
+00:01:56,684 --> 00:01:58,518
+五個人應咗就出去傳令嘞。
+
+19
+00:01:59,096 --> 00:02:05,653
+所有天地會啲人啊一齊企起身，關安基話：小兄弟，你跟住我啦。
+
+20
+00:02:06,706 --> 00:02:11,238
+忽然間有個人飛跑入嚟大廳佢大聲話：總舵主駕到！
+
+21
+00:02:12,217 --> 00:02:14,861
+關安基同李力世一齊問：咩話？
+
+22
+00:02:15,350 --> 00:02:20,069
+嗰個人話：總舵主率領五堂香主，騎住馬嚟緊喇。
+
+23
+00:02:20,642 --> 00:02:24,579
+關李兩個人好歡喜啊，一齊問：你點知㗎？
+
+24
+00:02:24,988 --> 00:02:29,982
+屬下喺路處撞到總舵主，佢親口吩咐，叫屬下先嚟通知啊。
+
+25
+00:02:30,787 --> 00:02:36,656
+關安基見到佢走到氣㗾氣喘，就岌一岌頭話：好，你出去休息下啦。
+
+26
+00:02:37,309 --> 00:02:46,182
+噉又吹口哨叫人入嚟，吩咐佢話：原來都唔係官兵，係總舵主駕到啊，大家一齊出門口迎接。
+
+27
+00:02:47,176 --> 00:02:52,973
+消息一傳出去，成屋都轟動起嚟啊，關安基拖住韋小寶隻手佢話：
+
+28
+00:02:53,115 --> 00:02:57,546
+小兄弟，本會總舵主駕到，我哋一齊出去迎接。
+
+29
+00:02:58,092 --> 00:03:02,271
+噉韋小寶跟住關安基、李力世一班人就嚟到大門口。
+
+30
+00:03:03,081 --> 00:03:07,776
+只見二三百人啊八字排開，個個都好興奮。
+
+31
+00:03:08,332 --> 00:03:12,736
+過咗一陣，兩名大漢抬住擔架抬咗茅十八出嚟。
+
+32
+00:03:13,637 --> 00:03:18,197
+李力世話：茅兄，你係客人，唔使咁客氣咯。
+
+33
+00:03:18,411 --> 00:03:25,690
+茅十八話：久仰陳總舵主大名，真係，真係如雷貫耳啊。
+
+34
+00:03:26,272 --> 00:03:34,445
+今日能夠拜見啊，就算，就算即刻死咗，噉，噉亦係不枉呢一世人喇。
+
+35
+00:03:35,411 --> 00:03:40,760
+佢講説話仍然係有氣冇力，但面泛紅光，極之高興啊。
+
+36
+00:03:42,210 --> 00:03:50,752
+過咗冇幾耐，只見十騎馬跑到嚟，當先三騎馬上嘅乘客，隔遠就翻身落馬嘞。
+
+37
+00:03:51,567 --> 00:03:56,034
+李力世佢哋迎上去，同嗰三個人握手傾談，十分親熱。
+
+38
+00:03:57,046 --> 00:04:04,380
+韋小寶聽見其中有個人話：總舵主喺前面等候，請李大哥、關夫子幾位過去啊。
+
+39
+00:04:05,142 --> 00:04:16,029
+噉幾個人企喺處商量咗幾句，李力世、關安基、祁彪清、玄貞道人等六個人呢即刻上馬，同來人飛馳而去嘞。
+
+40
+00:04:17,156 --> 00:04:22,196
+茅十八好失望啦佢問：陳總舵主唔嚟喇？
+
+41
+00:04:23,468 --> 00:04:26,143
+對佢呢一句問話冇個人回答得出。
+
+42
+00:04:27,082 --> 00:04:30,554
+各人見唔到總舵主個個都垂頭喪氣。
+
+43
+00:04:31,706 --> 00:04:42,955
+韋小寶個心諗：人哋欠咗你一萬兩銀冇還啊，吓？定係輸錢輸到連老婆條褲都輸埋啫，搞到面色咁難睇嘅。
+
+44
+00:04:43,639 --> 00:04:51,504
+過��好耐，有個人騎馬跑嚟傳令，點咗十三個人嘅名，要佢哋前去會見總舵主。
+
+45
+00:04:52,229 --> 00:04:55,604
+嗰十三個人啊好歡喜啊飛身上馬就走嘞。
+
+46
+00:04:56,377 --> 00:05:02,200
+韋小寶問茅十八話：茅大哥，陳總舵主係咪好老㗎喇？
+
+47
+00:05:03,080 --> 00:05:06,493
+我，我就係冇，冇見過呢。
+
+48
+00:05:07,527 --> 00:05:18,460
+江湖上，人人都仰慕陳總舵主嘅，但係要見到佢，佢老人家一面，誒真係好艱難㗎。
+
+49
+00:05:19,629 --> 00:05:22,400
+韋小寶哦噉一聲，個心就話：
+
+50
+00:05:22,534 --> 00:05:28,514
+哼，咁大架子，有咩稀罕啫？老子先至唔想見佢啊。
+
+51
+00:05:29,891 --> 00:05:38,902
+啲人見到噉嘅形勢諗住總舵主多數唔會嚟㗎喇，不過呢仲係抱住萬一希望，仍然企喺大門口外便等。
+
+52
+00:05:39,706 --> 00:05:42,337
+有啲企得耐過頭，就索性坐低。
+
+53
+00:05:43,588 --> 00:05:47,850
+有人勸茅十八話：茅爺，你仲係翻入屋唞下罷啦。
+
+54
+00:05:48,557 --> 00:05:52,280
+我哋總舵主如果嚟到咯，就盡快請茅爺嚟見面。
+
+55
+00:05:53,168 --> 00:05:57,591
+茅十八擰擰頭話：唔得嘅，我仲係喺呢處等。
+
+56
+00:05:58,391 --> 00:06:07,462
+陳總舵主大駕光臨，在下唔喺門口等候，就，誒太過唔恭敬咯。
+
+57
+00:06:08,576 --> 00:06:16,115
+嘿，都唔知我茅十八呢一生呢一世，有冇福分見到佢老人家一面啊。
+
+58
+00:06:16,821 --> 00:06:29,172
+韋小寶跟住茅十八由揚州嚟到北京，一路上聽佢言談之中，對武林人物呢都不大睇得起嘅，唯獨對呢個陳總舵主啊一直十分敬重。
+
+59
+00:06:29,670 --> 00:06:33,830
+佢不知不覺受咗感染，個心呢，亦唔敢再鬧人嘞。
+
+60
+00:06:35,186 --> 00:06:38,686
+忽然間聽見馬蹄聲，又有人騎馬跑過嚟。
+
+61
+00:06:39,353 --> 00:06:48,447
+坐喺地下啲人都跳起身嘞，大家伸長條頸咁望，都係盼望總舵主又召人前去見面，而呢次呢有自己份。
+
+62
+00:06:49,681 --> 00:06:54,290
+果然嚟嘅又係四名使者，為首嗰個人落馬抱拳話：
+
+63
+00:06:54,846 --> 00:07:00,743
+總舵主請茅十八茅爺、韋小寶韋爺兩位，勞駕前去相會。
+
+64
+00:07:01,459 --> 00:07:10,897
+茅十八一聲歡呼，喺擔架跳起身，但係哎吖一聲又跌喺擔架上面，大聲嗌話：快啲去，快啲去喇。
+
+65
+00:07:11,554 --> 00:07:22,120
+韋小寶亦十分高興，個心諗：人哋叫我公公啊叫得多喇，冇咩人叫我做韋爺嘅，吖老子啊係韋小寶韋爺。
+
+66
+00:07:23,157 --> 00:07:28,757
+兩名使者騎喺馬上接過擔架，兩匹馬一拍就慢慢噉行。
+
+67
+00:07:29,460 --> 00:07:35,782
+另外一名使者將匹馬讓咗畀韋小寶，自己呢另外騎一匹，跟住喺後便。
+
+68
+00:07:36,209 --> 00:07:41,640
+噉六個人順住大路行咗唔到三里，就轉咗入去右便一條路仔。
+
+69
+00:07:42,538 --> 00:07:48,214
+路上都係三三兩兩嘅漢子，坐嘅又有行嘅又有喺度巡邏。
+
+70
+00:07:49,018 --> 00:07:55,583
+為首嘅使者伸出中指、無名指，同埋手指尾三隻手指，向住地下一指。
+
+71
+00:07:56,344 --> 00:07:59,810
+把守嗰兩個人呢岌一岌頭，亦伸手做個暗號。
+
+72
+00:08:00,710 --> 00:08:05,806
+韋小寶見呢啲人所發嘅暗號啊各人都唔同嘅，都唔知係咩用意嘞。
+
+73
+00:08:06,578 --> 00:08:09,766
+又行咗十二三里，嚟到一座莊院。
+
+74
+00:08:10,819 --> 00:08:15,264
+喺門口守衞嘅一名漢子大聲叫：人客到！
+
+75
+00:08:16,016 --> 00:08:23,595
+跟住大門打開，李力世、關安基，仲有兩名冇見嗰面嘅漢子出嚟抱拳行禮話：
+
+76
+00:08:24,030 --> 00:08:28,700
+茅爺、韋爺，大駕光臨，敝會總舵主有請。
+
+77
+00:08:29,804 --> 00:08:32,263
+韋小寶高興喇，個心諗：
+
+78
+00:08:32,836 --> 00:08:36,557
+我呢個韋爺到底係有份見總舵主喇。
+
+79
+00:08:37,587 --> 00:08:46,513
+茅十八掙扎住想起身佢話：我，誒我噉樣去見陳總舵主，實在，實在，哎呀，哎呀。
+
+80
+00:08:47,051 --> 00:08:50,200
+終於支撐唔住，又瞓喺擔架上便。
+
+81
+00:08:51,053 --> 00:08:55,100
+李力世話：茅爺身上有傷不必多禮嘞。
+
+82
+00:08:55,647 --> 00:08:57,487
+噉啊請兩個人入去大廳。
+
+83
+00:08:58,328 --> 00:09:00,236
+有名漢子對韋小寶話：
+
+84
+00:09:01,036 --> 00:09:06,100
+韋爺請喺呢處飲杯茶，總舵主想同茅爺傾下先。
+
+85
+00:09:06,893 --> 00:09:09,228
+於是將茅十八就抬咗入去嘞。
+
+86
+00:09:09,926 --> 00:09:11,979
+韋小寶啊飲咗一杯茶。
+
+87
+00:09:12,659 --> 00:09:14,742
+僕人啊攞咗四碟點心嚟。
+
+88
+00:09:15,489 --> 00:09:24,676
+韋小寶食咗一件個心諗：哼，呢啲點心，比起皇宮裏便嗰啲爭得太遠嘞，都仲唔及麗春院嘅好。
+
+89
+00:09:25,914 --> 00:09:29,743
+因此對呢個總舵主嘅身份不免又有一啲���唔起。
+
+90
+00:09:30,618 --> 00:09:35,008
+但係佢肚餓啊，仲係將呢睇唔起嘅點心食咗唔少。
+
+91
+00:09:35,741 --> 00:09:40,346
+過咗一餐飯咁耐啦，李力世等四個人又一齊出嚟。
+
+92
+00:09:41,113 --> 00:09:46,667
+其中一個花白鬍須老人話：總舵主有請韋爺啊。
+
+93
+00:09:47,684 --> 00:09:51,598
+韋小寶連忙將口裏便噍緊嘅點心出力吞咗落肚。
+
+94
+00:09:52,212 --> 00:09:58,341
+雙手喺衣襟上面捽咗兩捽，噉啊跟住四個人入去裏便，嚟到一間廂房門口。
+
+95
+00:09:59,367 --> 00:10:04,306
+嗰個老人掀起門簾話：小白龍韋小寶韋爺到。
+
+96
+00:10:05,322 --> 00:10:07,419
+韋小寶又驚又喜佢心諗：
+
+97
+00:10:08,118 --> 00:10:13,660
+佢居然知道我呢個生安白造嘅外號，實係茅大哥講嘅定喇。
+
+98
+00:10:15,269 --> 00:10:21,896
+房間裏便有個文士打扮嘅中年書生企起身，笑容滿面噉話：請入嚟啦。
+
+99
+00:10:22,421 --> 00:10:27,271
+韋小寶行入房，兩隻眼珠啊睩嚟睩去四圍望。
+
+100
+00:10:27,734 --> 00:10:32,110
+關安基話：呢位係敝會陳總舵主啊。
+
+101
+00:10:33,332 --> 00:10:42,232
+韋小寶微微昂起頭望住佢，見呢個人神情和藹，但係目光如電，直射過嚟。
+
+102
+00:10:42,960 --> 00:10:46,509
+不由得吃咗一驚，膝頭哥一攣就跪低嘞。
+
+103
+00:10:47,344 --> 00:10:50,793
+嗰個書生扶起佢笑住話：唔使多禮。
+
+104
+00:10:51,692 --> 00:10:57,244
+韋小寶雙手畀佢一托，突然間全身一熱，打咗個震，就跪唔落去嘞。
+
+105
+00:10:58,091 --> 00:11:08,644
+嗰個書生笑住話：呢位小兄弟殺咗滿洲第一勇士鰲拜，為無數死喺鰲拜手下嘅漢人同胞報仇雪恨。
+
+106
+00:11:09,200 --> 00:11:15,238
+幾日之間，名震天下，咁早就成名真係古今罕有啊。
+
+107
+00:11:16,266 --> 00:11:23,878
+韋小寶本來面皮好厚嘅，如果係第二個人噉樣稱讚，佢即刻就跟住自吹自擂一番。
+
+108
+00:11:24,654 --> 00:11:30,594
+但係而家喺呢位不怒而威嘅總舵主面前，吖竟然口窒窒講唔出口。
+
+109
+00:11:32,116 --> 00:11:37,746
+總舵主指住一張椅佢微笑話：請坐囉。自己啊坐低先。
+
+110
+00:11:38,360 --> 00:11:43,519
+噉韋小寶呢亦坐落，李力世等四個人就垂手企響處噃。
+
+111
+00:11:44,288 --> 00:11:46,026
+總舵主微笑住話：
+
+112
+00:11:46,763 --> 00:12:00,666
+聽茅十八茅爺講小兄弟喺揚州得勝山下，曾經用計殺咗一名清軍軍官黑龍鞭史松，初出茅廬第一功就已經不同凡響嘞。
+
+113
+00:12:01,586 --> 00:12:04,270
+唔知小兄弟點樣捉拿鰲拜嘅呢？
+
+114
+00:12:04,977 --> 00:12:10,989
+韋小寶擔高頭，同佢眼光一接觸唧，個心不由得突突突咁猛跳。
+
+115
+00:12:11,415 --> 00:12:16,667
+成肚嗰啲大炮啊當堂唔記得晒嘞，一開口就講真説話。
+
+116
+00:12:17,076 --> 00:12:25,252
+噉啊將點樣得到康熙寵幸，鰲拜係點樣驕傲無禮，自己係點樣同小皇帝合力捉佢嘅事講咗。
+
+117
+00:12:25,679 --> 00:12:30,868
+只係顧全對康熙嘅義氣就唔提小皇帝喺鰲拜背後出刀嘅事啫。
+
+118
+00:12:31,543 --> 00:12:42,418
+但係噉樣一嚟呢，自己糝香爐灰迷眼，舉銅香爐𢱕頭，明知唔係下九流就係下八流嘅手段啊就冇法子再隱瞞嘞。
+
+119
+00:12:43,886 --> 00:12:48,763
+總舵主粒聲唔出噉聽完岌一岌頭話：原來係噉嘅。
+
+120
+00:12:49,736 --> 00:12:54,391
+小兄弟嘅武功同茅爺唔係一路，唔知尊師係邊一位呢？
+
+121
+00:12:55,494 --> 00:13:00,471
+韋小寶話：我學過一啲功夫，不過唔算得咩嘢尊師嘅。
+
+122
+00:13:00,764 --> 00:13:05,400
+老烏龜唔係真係教我武功啊，佢教我啲都係假功夫嚟㗎咋。
+
+123
+00:13:06,228 --> 00:13:13,953
+總舵主雖然係見多識廣，但老烏龜係邊個佢都唔知噃就問佢：老烏龜？
+
+124
+00:13:14,353 --> 00:13:20,279
+韋小寶哈哈大笑佢話：老烏龜咪就係海老公囉，佢個名叫海大富。
+
+125
+00:13:20,670 --> 00:13:25,289
+茅十八茅大哥同埋我啊，就係畀佢捉咗入宮裏便嘅，佢。
+
+126
+00:13:26,089 --> 00:13:28,430
+一講到呢處，突然間覺得唔啱嘞。
+
+127
+00:13:29,168 --> 00:13:39,740
+因為自己曾經對天地會嘅人講，茅十八同自己係畀鰲拜捉咗去嘅，而家又話畀海老公捉咗入宮，豈不是前言唔對後語？
+
+128
+00:13:40,763 --> 00:13:49,053
+好在呢佢講大話補漏個本領認真使得，佢跟住又話：嗰個老坑係奉鰲拜嘅命令，將我兩個人捉咗去。
+
+129
+00:13:49,462 --> 00:13:53,827
+鰲拜係個好大嘅大官嚟㗎嘛，佢梗係唔係咁輕易出手嘅。
+
+130
+00:13:54,794 --> 00:14:06,222
+總舵主話：海大富，海大富？清宮嘅太監之中，竟然間有一個噉嘅人物。
+
+131
+00:14:07,363 --> 00:14:10,777
+小兄弟，佢教你嘅武功，你演畀我睇下。
+
+132
+00:14:11,448 --> 00:14:17,160
+韋小寶面��硬厚啊，亦知道自己嘅武功實在係水皮，噉佢就話：
+
+133
+00:14:17,856 --> 00:14:27,456
+老烏龜教我嗰啲都係假功夫嚟啫，佢嬲我毒盲咗佢雙眼，因此呢，就想盡法子嚟害我，我啲功夫都係唔見得人㗎。
+
+134
+00:14:28,462 --> 00:14:36,109
+總舵主岌一岌頭，左手一揮，關安基等四個人都行咗出房，再反手掩翻埋道門。
+
+135
+00:14:36,906 --> 00:14:40,348
+總舵主問：你點樣毒盲佢雙眼㗎？
+
+136
+00:14:40,886 --> 00:14:52,221
+哈真係唔知點解，喺呢位英氣逼人嘅總舵主面前，韋小寶只覺得講大話十分唔自在，仲係講真話舒服得多咯。
+
+137
+00:14:52,816 --> 00:14:55,034
+呢種情形真係從來未有過㗎。
+
+138
+00:14:55,692 --> 00:15:03,278
+於是就將點樣毒盲海老公，點樣殺死小桂子，又點樣冒充佢做小太監等嘅情形講咗。
+
+139
+00:15:04,461 --> 00:15:16,779
+總舵主又吃驚又覺得好笑啊，用左手喺佢褲襠一掃，覺得佢嘅生殖器官，完全喺翻處，並冇淨身，佢的的確確唔係太監。
+
+140
+00:15:17,281 --> 00:15:21,706
+不由得鬆咗一啖氣啊佢微笑話：好極，好極喇。
+
+141
+00:15:22,319 --> 00:15:30,093
+我個心正係有個難題好耐都揸唔定主意，原來小兄弟果然唔係畀人閹咗做太監。
+
+142
+00:15:30,613 --> 00:15:33,905
+一便講，左手一便喺枱上面輕輕一拍。
+
+143
+00:15:34,537 --> 00:15:40,957
+一於係噉啦，一於係噉啦，尹兄弟後繼有人，青木堂有主喇。
+
+144
+00:15:41,587 --> 00:15:51,953
+韋小寶唔明白佢講啲乜嘢，只係見到佢神氣歡愉，確係解開咗一件極之為難嘅心事，所以呢亦不禁戥佢高興。
+
+145
+00:15:53,420 --> 00:15:59,083
+總舵主背住雙手，喺間房行嚟行去自言自語噉話：
+
+146
+00:16:00,346 --> 00:16:06,738
+我哋天地會所作所為，冇一件唔係前人從來未做過個事。
+
+147
+00:16:07,658 --> 00:16:14,313
+萬事開創在我，駭人聽聞，物議沸然，又何足論呢？
+
+148
+00:16:15,559 --> 00:16:19,091
+佢嗰啲文縐縐嘅説話韋小寶更加唔明白嘞。
+
+149
+00:16:20,646 --> 00:16:25,310
+總舵主話：呢度只有你我兩個人，唔使怕醜嘅。
+
+150
+00:16:26,111 --> 00:16:32,070
+嗰個海大富教你嘅武功，無論真亦好假亦好，你試下演畀我睇下。
+
+151
+00:16:32,907 --> 00:16:39,494
+韋小寶噉先至明白，佢叫關安基等四個人出去啊，係為咗免得自己怕醜。
+
+152
+00:16:40,112 --> 00:16:47,890
+眼見無可推託喇就話：係老烏龜教我嘅唔關我事㗎，如果你覺得好笑，噉你鬧佢啦。
+
+153
+00:16:48,699 --> 00:16:53,136
+總舵主微微笑話：你放手練啦，唔使擔心。
+
+154
+00:16:54,068 --> 00:17:04,812
+韋小寶於是拉開架式，將海老公所教嘅細半套大慈大悲千葉手練咗一次，噉其中有啲忘記咗，有啲呢仲記得。
+
+155
+00:17:05,851 --> 00:17:12,161
+總舵主聚精會神噉睇，等到韋小寶練完之後就岌一岌頭話：
+
+156
+00:17:13,417 --> 00:17:19,697
+從你嘅出手嚟睇，似乎你仲學過少林派一啲擒拿手喎係唔係啊？
+
+157
+00:17:20,439 --> 00:17:27,909
+韋小寶啊學大擒拿手在先，知道呢門功夫更加水皮，本來想藏拙嘅。
+
+158
+00:17:28,580 --> 00:17:37,603
+但係總舵主似乎乜嘢都知道，就唯有話：老烏龜仲教過我一啲擒拿法，係要嚟同小皇帝打交嘅。
+
+159
+00:17:38,267 --> 00:17:42,934
+於是呢，就將大擒拿手裏便一啲招式都演咗一次。
+
+160
+00:17:44,069 --> 00:17:48,093
+總舵主微微笑佢話：唔錯，唔錯。
+
+161
+00:17:48,757 --> 00:17:52,442
+韋小寶話：我早就知道你睇咗會笑我㗎喇。
+
+162
+00:17:53,232 --> 00:18:02,391
+總舵主話：唔係笑你，我睇咗個心好歡喜，覺得你嘅記性悟性都唔錯，係個可造之才。
+
+163
+00:18:03,348 --> 00:18:14,587
+嗰一招白馬翻蹄，海大富故意教錯你，但你轉到鯉魚托腮嘅時候呢，能夠自己略加變化，並唔係拘泥於死招。
+
+164
+00:18:14,685 --> 00:18:15,621
+噉就好好啊。
+
+165
+00:18:16,652 --> 00:18:23,604
+韋小寶靈機一動佢諗：總舵主嘅武功，似乎高過老烏龜好多㗎噃。
+
+166
+00:18:24,142 --> 00:18:31,922
+如果佢肯教我武功，我韋小寶呢，一定能夠成為一個真英雄，唔再係冒牌貨嘅假英雄㗎喇。
+
+167
+00:18:33,027 --> 00:18:37,838
+噉總舵主問：你知唔知道我哋天地會係做咩㗎？
+
+168
+00:18:38,367 --> 00:18:43,802
+韋小寶話：天地會係反清復明，幫漢人，殺清兵咯。
+
+169
+00:18:44,472 --> 00:18:48,886
+冇錯喇，你願唔願意入我哋天地會做兄弟吖？
+
+170
+00:18:49,969 --> 00:18:51,086
+噉梗係好啦。
+
+171
+00:18:51,987 --> 00:19:00,984
+喺韋小寶個心目中啊，天地會嘅會眾個個係真正嘅英雄好漢，想唔到自己亦能夠入會做兄弟。
+
+172
+00:19:01,649 --> 00:19:08,798
+佢又諗：連茅大哥都唔係天地會嘅兄弟，噉唔通我，仲叻過佢？
+
+173
+00:19:09,557 --> 00:19:13,910
+佢就話：就怕，就怕我唔夠資格啫。
+
+174
+00:19:14,987 --> 00:19:18,250
+總舵主話喇：你要入會亦可以。
+
+175
+00:19:19,260 --> 00:19:27,090
+只係我哋做嘅係反清復明嘅大事，以漢人嘅江山為重，自己嘅身家性命為輕。
+
+176
+00:19:27,717 --> 00:19:35,168
+仲有，會裏便嘅規矩好嚴，如果違犯咗處罰好重，你要好好想一想。
+
+177
+00:19:35,714 --> 00:19:38,575
+唔使想喇你有咩規矩，我遵守就係啦。
+
+178
+00:19:38,807 --> 00:19:42,988
+總舵主，你如果准我入會啊，我真係快活到死啊。
+
+179
+00:19:44,168 --> 00:19:50,237
+呢件係極之緊要嘅大事，生死攸關，唔係細佬哥玩泥沙。
+
+180
+00:19:50,771 --> 00:19:59,062
+我梗係知啦，我聽人哋講天地會行俠仗義，做嘅都係驚天動地嘅大事嚟，點會係細佬哥玩泥沙啫？
+
+181
+00:19:59,829 --> 00:20:01,107
+你知道就好嘞。
+
+182
+00:20:01,915 --> 00:20:08,550
+本會入會嘅時候誓詞三十六條，又有十禁十刑嘅嚴格規矩。
+
+183
+00:20:09,829 --> 00:20:14,002
+有啲規矩，你而家年紀仲細仲用唔上。
+
+184
+00:20:14,824 --> 00:20:22,161
+不過其中有一條：凡我兄弟，須當信實為本，不得謊言詐騙。
+
+185
+00:20:22,659 --> 00:20:25,008
+呢一條，你做得到吖嘛？
+
+186
+00:20:26,054 --> 00:20:33,252
+噉對你總舵主我梗係唔敢講大話啦，不過對其餘嘅兄弟，噉唔通咩嘢事都要講真話咯噃？
+
+187
+00:20:34,021 --> 00:20:36,871
+小事就唔計，淨係計大事啫。
+
+188
+00:20:37,209 --> 00:20:43,903
+噉亦得，誒，誒，誒好似同會內兄弟賭錢，出術呃人可唔可以啊？
+
+189
+00:20:44,512 --> 00:20:53,180
+總舵主啊想唔到佢會問啲噉嘅事嘅，就微微一笑話：賭錢雖然唔係好事，會規亦唔禁止。
+
+190
+00:20:54,178 --> 00:21:00,121
+不過你呃咗佢哋，佢哋知道咗會打你㗎喎，會規亦唔禁止嘅。
+
+191
+00:21:00,748 --> 00:21:02,787
+噉你豈不是要捱打吃虧？
+
+192
+00:21:03,957 --> 00:21:09,203
+佢哋唔會知嘅，其實啊我唔使出術贏錢都係十拿九穩嘅。
+
+193
+00:21:09,842 --> 00:21:17,520
+天地會嘅會眾多數係江湖豪傑，賭錢酗酒係天性，向來都冇話唔啱。
+
+194
+00:21:18,173 --> 00:21:22,402
+總舵主亦唔再講喇，向佢定眼望咗一陣話：
+
+195
+00:21:23,400 --> 00:21:25,723
+你願唔願意拜我為師？
+
+196
+00:21:26,693 --> 00:21:32,456
+韋小寶好歡喜，即刻就跪低猛咁叩頭，大嗌：師父！
+
+197
+00:21:33,548 --> 00:21:39,170
+總舵主呢次唔扶佢喇，由得佢叩咗十幾個頭佢話：夠喇。
+
+198
+00:21:39,929 --> 00:21:42,471
+韋小寶歡天喜地噉企翻起身。
+
+199
+00:21:43,510 --> 00:21:48,473
+總舵主話：我姓陳，叫做陳近南。
+
+200
+00:21:49,346 --> 00:21:52,262
+陳近南呢三個字係江湖上用嘅。
+
+201
+00:21:52,920 --> 00:21:57,405
+你今日既然拜我為師，就要知道為師嘅真名。
+
+202
+00:21:58,970 --> 00:22:06,063
+我真名，叫做陳永華，永遠嘅永，中華嘅華。
+
+203
+00:22:07,317 --> 00:22:09,800
+講到自己真名嘅時候壓低咗把聲。
+
+204
+00:22:10,918 --> 00:22:15,979
+韋小寶話：係，徒弟記實喺個心處，唔敢洩漏。
+
+205
+00:22:17,307 --> 00:22:20,181
+陳近南又睇咗佢一輪，慢慢噉話：
+
+206
+00:22:21,679 --> 00:22:26,813
+你同我既然係成為師徒，相互之間咩嘢都唔隱瞞喇。
+
+207
+00:22:28,077 --> 00:22:37,796
+我老實同你講，你油腔滑調，狡猾多詐，同為師嘅性格十分唔合，我實在唔鐘意。
+
+208
+00:22:38,586 --> 00:22:44,120
+我之所以收你做徒弟，其實係為咗本會嘅大事着想啫。
+
+209
+00:22:44,986 --> 00:22:48,359
+韋小寶話喇：噉徒弟以後認真改啦。
+
+210
+00:22:49,030 --> 00:22:53,999
+嗱各位，欲知後事如何，且聽下回分解。

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+1
+00:00:00,151 --> 00:00:04,770
+話説陳近南啊收咗韋小寶做徒弟，佢話：
+
+2
+00:00:06,238 --> 00:00:16,360
+我老實同你講吖，你油腔滑調，狡猾多詐，同為師嘅性格十分唔合，我實在係唔鐘意。
+
+3
+00:00:17,994 --> 00:00:23,254
+我之所以收你做徒弟，其實啊為咗本會嘅大事着想啫。
+
+4
+00:00:23,997 --> 00:00:27,416
+韋小寶話：徒弟以後認真改啦。
+
+5
+00:00:28,564 --> 00:00:34,258
+江山易改，本性難移，改係改唔到幾多嘅。
+
+6
+00:00:35,657 --> 00:00:43,748
+你年紀仲細，性情浮動啲亦冇做過咩壞事，以後要時時記住我嘅説話。
+
+7
+00:00:45,164 --> 00:00:59,022
+我對徒弟管教極嚴，你如果犯咗本會嘅規矩，心術唔正，為非作歹，為師，要攞你條命，就易如反掌，決不憐惜。
+
+8
+00:01:00,078 --> 00:01:09,000
+講完，左手一伸，咔一聲，將枱角搣咗一嚿落嚟，雙手搓咗幾搓，搓到啲木啊粉咁碎。
+
+9
+00:01:10,256 --> 00:01:13,798
+韋小寶睇咗伸出條脷，半日縮唔翻入去。
+
+10
+00:01:14,460 --> 00:01:16,737
+跟住就歡喜到癲噉佢笑住話：
+
+11
+00:01:16,932 --> 00:01:23,373
+我一定唔做壞事，一做壞事，嗱，師傅你就喺我頭殼噉樣一搣，噉樣一搓就係喇。
+
+12
+00:01:23,809 --> 00:01:29,328
+仲有啊，我只要做幾件壞事唧，師傅你唔教我功夫就係啦嘛。
+
+13
+00:01:30,317 --> 00:01:36,560
+唔係幾件，只要一件壞事，你同我就冇師徒之份。
+
+14
+00:01:37,558 --> 00:01:38,708
+兩件得唔得唧？
+
+15
+00:01:39,608 --> 00:01:41,594
+陳近南板起塊面佢話：
+
+16
+00:01:41,985 --> 00:01:49,310
+你正經啲，唔准口花花，一件就係一件，呢種事都有講價還價嘅咩？
+
+17
+00:01:50,026 --> 00:01:50,557
+係。
+
+18
+00:01:51,503 --> 00:01:55,527
+個心呢就喺度話：噉我做半件壞事又點呢？
+
+19
+00:01:56,874 --> 00:02:05,096
+陳近南話：你係我嘅第四個徒弟，講唔定，就係我個關門弟子嘞。
+
+20
+00:02:05,806 --> 00:02:09,856
+天地會事務繁重我冇時間再收弟子嘞。
+
+21
+00:02:10,819 --> 00:02:22,950
+你嗰三個師兄，兩個同清兵交戰嘅時候陣亡，一個死喺國姓爺光復台灣之役，都係為國捐軀嘅大好男兒啊。
+
+22
+00:02:23,831 --> 00:02:30,617
+為師喺武林中位置唔低，名聲唔曳，你唔好同我丟架。
+
+23
+00:02:31,279 --> 00:02:35,680
+韋小寶話：係，不過，不過。
+
+24
+00:02:36,568 --> 00:02:37,544
+不過咩啊？
+
+25
+00:02:38,247 --> 00:02:43,049
+有時我唔係想丟架㗎，不過真係丟起架嚟都冇法子吖。
+
+26
+00:02:43,102 --> 00:02:51,976
+嗱好似打唔過人哋，畀人哋捉住咗，啊韞喺紅棗桶裏便，當貨物一樣噉畀人搬嚟搬去，嗯師傅你唔好怪我噃。
+
+27
+00:02:52,845 --> 00:02:59,702
+陳近南啊皺起眉頭真係又好嬲又好笑，佢長長噉歎咗口氣話：
+
+28
+00:03:00,382 --> 00:03:11,409
+唉，收咗你做徒弟，都怕係我生平所做嘅一件大錯事，但係以天下大事為重，就只有冒一冒險嘞。
+
+29
+00:03:12,382 --> 00:03:19,818
+小寶，等陣另外有緊要嘅事，你一切聽我吩咐行事，唔好亂噏無為噉就得嘞。
+
+30
+00:03:20,427 --> 00:03:20,802
+哦。
+
+31
+00:03:22,428 --> 00:03:27,329
+陳近南見到佢想講又唔講就問：你仲想講咩嘢吖？
+
+32
+00:03:29,027 --> 00:03:34,894
+徒弟講嘢梗係自以為有理先至講㗎，我都唔係想亂噏無為嘅。
+
+33
+00:03:35,098 --> 00:03:38,838
+你又話我亂噏無為喎，噉好冤枉㗎嘛。
+
+34
+00:03:39,600 --> 00:03:45,050
+陳近南唔願意同佢糾纏咁多喇，佢就話：噉你講少幾句就係喇。
+
+35
+00:03:45,703 --> 00:03:59,990
+個心諗：天下都唔知幾多成名嘅英雄好漢，喺我面前都恭恭敬敬，連唞氣都唔敢咁大聲，呢個古靈精怪嘅頑童偏偏就咁多廢話講。
+
+36
+00:04:01,022 --> 00:04:04,382
+佢企起身行去門口佢話：你跟我嚟啦。
+
+37
+00:04:05,228 --> 00:04:12,010
+韋小寶搶住開門，掀起門簾，等陳近南出咗去，然後就跟住佢嚟到大廳。
+
+38
+00:04:13,452 --> 00:04:20,180
+大廳裏便本來有廿幾人坐響處嘅，一係見到總舵主入嚟，即刻肅立。
+
+39
+00:04:20,832 --> 00:04:25,722
+陳近南岌一岌頭，行到上手便嘅第二張椅坐落。
+
+40
+00:04:27,148 --> 00:04:35,651
+韋小寶見當中有張椅空嘅，喺師父之上，仲空住一張椅，噉個心好奇怪啦：
+
+41
+00:04:36,682 --> 00:04:42,136
+唔通總舵主仲唔係最大嘅？點解師父之上仲有兩個人啊？
+
+42
+00:04:43,146 --> 00:04:51,050
+陳近南話：眾位兄弟，今日我收咗個小徒。噉指一指韋小寶話：就係佢嘞。
+
+43
+00:04:52,093 --> 00:04:57,070
+大家一齊上前，抱拳躬身行禮話：恭喜總舵主。
+
+44
+00:04:57,661 --> 00:05:00,599
+噉又對韋小寶拱手，紛紛恭喜。
+
+45
+00:05:01,261 --> 00:05:10,303
+噉各人嘅表情都唔同嘅，有啲��顯得十分歡喜啦，有啲好奇怪噃，有啲啊直情好似唔敢信噉。
+
+46
+00:05:11,683 --> 00:05:16,122
+陳近南吩咐韋小寶話：拜見眾位阿伯、阿叔。
+
+47
+00:05:16,980 --> 00:05:19,328
+韋小寶向眾人叩頭見禮。
+
+48
+00:05:20,294 --> 00:05:22,011
+李力世就介紹佢聽：
+
+49
+00:05:22,540 --> 00:05:26,959
+呢位係蓮花堂香主，蔡德忠蔡伯伯。
+
+50
+00:05:27,764 --> 00:05:32,090
+呢位係洪順堂香主，方大洪方伯伯。
+
+51
+00:05:32,948 --> 00:05:37,360
+呢位係家後堂香主，馬超興馬伯伯。
+
+52
+00:05:38,446 --> 00:05:49,336
+韋小寶對呢啲香主逐個叩頭，總共呢引見咗九個堂香主，以後呢，引見嘅就係啲位置同埋職司比較低嘅人嘞。
+
+53
+00:05:50,736 --> 00:05:55,980
+嗰九堂香主都還咗半禮都話：不敢不敢，小兄弟請起。
+
+54
+00:05:56,652 --> 00:06:03,612
+其餘各人呢都唔肯受佢嘅叩頭，佢啱啱要跪低啫，就畀對方伸手攔住嘞。
+
+55
+00:06:04,048 --> 00:06:12,722
+韋小寶身手敏捷喇，有時跪得快啊，對方嚟唔切攔阻就連忙跪低還禮，唔敢自居為長輩。
+
+56
+00:06:13,836 --> 00:06:23,110
+大廳有廿幾人，韋小寶一時之間亦記唔清大家嘅姓名同埋職位，只係知道個個係天地會中嘅首腦人物。
+
+57
+00:06:23,847 --> 00:06:31,972
+個心諗：我一拜總舵主為師，大家都當我係自己人，就將身份姓名都講出嚟喇。
+
+58
+00:06:32,337 --> 00:06:33,997
+噉個心就好歡喜。
+
+59
+00:06:35,364 --> 00:06:39,058
+陳近南等韋小寶同大家見過面之後，就話：
+
+60
+00:06:39,760 --> 00:06:45,930
+眾位兄弟，我收咗呢個小徒之後，想要佢入我哋天地會啊。
+
+61
+00:06:46,853 --> 00:06:49,650
+大家齊聲話：噉就最好啦。
+
+62
+00:06:50,707 --> 00:06:55,799
+蓮花堂香主蔡德忠係個白鬚白髮嘅老人家，佢話：
+
+63
+00:06:56,613 --> 00:06:59,761
+從來名師必出高徒。
+
+64
+00:07:00,214 --> 00:07:09,532
+總舵主嘅弟子，必定係一位智勇兼全嘅小俠，喺我哋天地會，必定會建立大功嘅。
+
+65
+00:07:09,976 --> 00:07:15,229
+家後堂香主馬超興呢又矮又肥，佢滿面笑容噉話：
+
+66
+00:07:15,917 --> 00:07:19,676
+今日同韋家小兄弟見面，亦冇咩見面禮。
+
+67
+00:07:19,988 --> 00:07:29,103
+我向來就會精打細算嘅，噉樣啦，我同蔡香主兩個就做小兄弟入會嘅接引人，就算係見面禮嘞。
+
+68
+00:07:29,556 --> 00:07:31,310
+蔡兄以為如何啊？
+
+69
+00:07:32,198 --> 00:07:43,582
+蔡德忠哈哈大笑佢話：哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈，老馬嘅算盤唔使講實響嘅，呢一份唔使錢嘅見面禮，算我一個。
+
+70
+00:07:43,964 --> 00:07:45,410
+噉大家都笑起嚟。
+
+71
+00:07:46,054 --> 00:07:53,043
+陳近南話：兩位伯伯做你嘅接引人，你真係好大面子啊，快啲多謝啦。
+
+72
+00:07:53,643 --> 00:07:56,557
+韋小寶應咗，就上前叩頭多謝。
+
+73
+00:07:57,292 --> 00:08:05,185
+陳近南話：本會嘅規矩，入會兄弟嘅言行好醜，同接引人有好大關係。
+
+74
+00:08:06,398 --> 00:08:13,036
+我呢個小徒人係好機警嘅，就係怕佢靈活過頭，做事唔守規矩。
+
+75
+00:08:13,940 --> 00:08:19,463
+蔡馬兩位香主既然做佢嘅接引人，以後，亦要幫下我。
+
+76
+00:08:19,791 --> 00:08:26,150
+如果見到佢有咩行為不端，就即時出手管教，千祈唔好客氣啊。
+
+77
+00:08:26,844 --> 00:08:30,153
+蔡德忠話：總舵主太謙喇。
+
+78
+00:08:30,269 --> 00:08:34,072
+總舵主門下，點會有行為不端嘅人呢？
+
+79
+00:08:35,076 --> 00:08:38,541
+陳近南好嚴肅噉話：我唔係太謙。
+
+80
+00:08:39,442 --> 00:08:42,260
+對呢個細佬哥我實在好放心唔落。
+
+81
+00:08:42,823 --> 00:08:46,669
+大家幫我管救，亦即係幫我分擔一啲心事。
+
+82
+00:08:47,701 --> 00:08:51,103
+馬超興話：管教就唔敢當喇。
+
+83
+00:08:51,441 --> 00:09:01,370
+小兄弟年紀細，如果有咩事情唔明白咯，噉大家都係兄弟，當然係開誠布公知無不言言無不盡嘅。
+
+84
+00:09:02,062 --> 00:09:05,511
+陳近南話：噉我喺呢度多謝先嘞。
+
+85
+00:09:06,499 --> 00:09:07,877
+韋小寶個心諗嘞：
+
+86
+00:09:08,657 --> 00:09:13,284
+我又冇做壞事，師父傅啊一味擔心我做壞事。
+
+87
+00:09:13,884 --> 00:09:20,850
+冇錯喇，佢聽到我對付老烏龜嘅手段，怕我蒯起上嚟，對佢亦會照板煮碗。
+
+88
+00:09:21,521 --> 00:09:26,895
+老烏龜唔同吖嘛，佢想害死我，佢又唔係我師父，噉我先毒盲佢雙眼啫嘛。
+
+89
+00:09:27,385 --> 00:09:32,412
+你真係我師父噃，又肯教我真功夫，我點會嚟整蠱你呢？
+
+90
+00:09:33,507 --> 00:09:39,849
+你將説話講定先，呢度咁多人，個個都嚟管教下我，連逳都唔能夠逳嘞我。
+
+91
+00:09:41,310 --> 00:09:42,882
+只聽見陳近南又話：
+
+92
+00:09:43,546 --> 00:09:49,412
+李兄弟，唔該你安排香堂，我哋���日開香堂，等韋小寶入會。
+
+93
+00:09:50,212 --> 00:09:52,230
+李力世應咗就出去安排嘞。
+
+94
+00:09:53,688 --> 00:10:03,138
+陳近南話：照往日嘅規矩，有人要入本會經過接引之後，必須要查察佢嘅身世同為人。
+
+95
+00:10:03,578 --> 00:10:10,324
+少則半年，多則一年兩年，查明無誤喇，先能夠開香堂入會嘅。
+
+96
+00:10:11,477 --> 00:10:22,660
+但係韋小寶喺清宮之中擔任職司，係清廷小皇帝身邊十分親近嘅人，對本會辦事大有方便，噉我哋只有從權咯。
+
+97
+00:10:22,989 --> 00:10:26,351
+並唔係我為咗自己嘅弟子而特別破例。
+
+98
+00:10:26,969 --> 00:10:30,121
+噉大家都話：弟兄們都知道嘅。
+
+99
+00:10:30,761 --> 00:10:38,000
+洪順堂香主方大洪身材魁梧，一把黑鬚又長又亮，噉佢高聲話：
+
+100
+00:10:38,846 --> 00:10:45,614
+我哋能夠有噉樣嘅親信兄弟，喺清廷小皇帝身邊辦事，真係上天賜福。
+
+101
+00:10:46,076 --> 00:10:50,576
+整定佢哋氣數將盡，我大明江山興復有望。
+
+102
+00:10:51,069 --> 00:10:54,682
+呢啲叫做知己知彼，百戰百勝。
+
+103
+00:10:54,807 --> 00:10:57,456
+邊個唔明白總舵主嘅用心吖？
+
+104
+00:10:58,458 --> 00:10:59,682
+韋小寶個心諗：
+
+105
+00:11:00,476 --> 00:11:06,614
+哦，你哋待我咁好，原來要我喺皇帝身上做奸細。
+
+106
+00:11:07,290 --> 00:11:08,846
+我到底做唔做呢？
+
+107
+00:11:10,087 --> 00:11:14,448
+佢諗起康熙對自己咁好，就不禁有啲躊躇嘞。
+
+108
+00:11:15,146 --> 00:11:21,903
+跟住蔡德忠就將天地會嘅歷史同埋規矩，簡要噉講畀韋小寶聽，佢話：
+
+109
+00:11:23,120 --> 00:11:31,778
+本會嘅創始祖師就係國姓爺，原來姓鄭，大名上成下功。
+
+110
+00:11:32,898 --> 00:11:40,063
+當初國姓爺率領義師，進攻江南，圍困江寧，功敗垂成。
+
+111
+00:11:40,772 --> 00:11:48,000
+喺退返去台灣之前呢，就接納總舵主嘅創議，設立咗呢個天地會。
+
+112
+00:11:49,064 --> 00:11:52,643
+嗰陣時我哋嘅總舵主就係國姓爺嘅軍師。
+
+113
+00:11:53,386 --> 00:12:03,761
+我同方兄弟、馬兄弟、胡兄弟、李兄弟，以及青木堂嘅尹香主等等，都係國姓爺軍隊嘅校尉士卒。
+
+114
+00:12:05,110 --> 00:12:14,966
+韋小寶知道國姓爺就係鄭成功，當年得到明朝皇帝賜佢姓朱，因此啲人呢尊稱佢做國姓爺。
+
+115
+00:12:15,437 --> 00:12:28,895
+鄭成功喺江浙閩粵一帶嘅聲名好響亮，佢喺康熙元年去世，噉當其時呢逝世冇幾耐，人人提到佢嘅時候呢，語氣之間仲係十分恭敬。
+
+116
+00:12:29,411 --> 00:12:31,633
+茅十八亦曾經同佢講起過。
+
+117
+00:12:33,053 --> 00:12:44,439
+噉蔡德忠又跟住話：我哋大軍留喺江南嘅好多，想退返晒去台灣就唔得嘞，噉有啲呢退咗去廈門，噉亦係一小部分啫。
+
+118
+00:12:44,927 --> 00:12:53,326
+因此總舵主啊奉國姓爺嘅命令留喺中土，成立天地會，聯絡國姓爺舊時嘅部下。
+
+119
+00:12:53,745 --> 00:13:03,186
+但凡係曾經隨同國姓爺攻打過江浙嘅兵將，自然都成為會中嘅兄弟，唔使由人嚟接引，亦唔使察看嘅。
+
+120
+00:13:03,723 --> 00:13:09,714
+但係如果外人要入會呢，就要查察明白，提防有奸細混入嚟。
+
+121
+00:13:10,096 --> 00:13:17,231
+蔡德忠講到呢處停咗一停，忽然間，塊面神采飛揚，佢繼續話：
+
+122
+00:13:18,084 --> 00:13:23,916
+想當年我哋大軍喺台灣出發，總共係一十七萬人馬；
+
+123
+00:13:24,320 --> 00:13:32,005
+五萬水軍、五萬騎兵、五萬步兵，噉一萬人遊擊策應，又有一萬鐵人兵；
+
+124
+00:13:32,386 --> 00:13:40,253
+個個身披鐵甲，手執長矛，專斬清兵嘅馬腳，兵器羽戰啊打佢唔傷。
+
+125
+00:13:40,719 --> 00:13:52,008
+喺鎮江揚篷山嗰一戰啊，總舵主，帶二千兵馬，大破清兵一萬八千人，啊真係威風凜凜，殺氣騰騰。
+
+126
+00:13:52,580 --> 00:13:59,628
+當其時，我係總舵主麾下第八鎮嘅統兵官，帶住兵一直衝殺過去。
+
+127
+00:13:59,850 --> 00:14:06,546
+只聽見清兵人人大叫：馬魯，馬魯！契胡，契胡！哈哈哈哈哈哈哈。
+
+128
+00:14:07,289 --> 00:14:10,961
+韋小寶聽到眉飛色舞就問：噉係咩啊？
+
+129
+00:14:11,477 --> 00:14:17,679
+蔡德忠話：馬魯，馬魯係個韃子話，即係嗌媽啊，媽啊嘅意思。
+
+130
+00:14:18,168 --> 00:14:21,757
+契胡，契胡，即係話走啊，走啊噉囉。
+
+131
+00:14:22,050 --> 00:14:23,540
+噉大家都笑起上嚟喇。
+
+132
+00:14:24,429 --> 00:14:25,810
+馬超興笑住話：
+
+133
+00:14:26,602 --> 00:14:34,313
+蔡香主一講起當年攻克鎮江、大殺清兵嘅事係興高采烈，三日三夜都講唔完。
+
+134
+00:14:34,669 --> 00:14:43,198
+你呢個接引人同韋兄弟講會嘅規矩，噉樣講法呀，講到韋兄弟嘅鬍鬚同你一樣長你仲係講唔完喇。
+
+135
+00:14:44,191 --> 00:14:49,747
+講到呢處，突然間諗起韋小寶係個小太監又點會有鬍鬚呢？
+
+136
+00:14:50,338 --> 00:14:54,448
+佢擸咗韋小寶一眼，誒見佢不以為意喎，噉先至放心。
+
+137
+00:14:55,467 --> 00:15:00,451
+呢個時候，李力世入嚟報告，香堂已經擺好喇噉。
+
+138
+00:15:01,128 --> 00:15:03,317
+陳近南同埋眾人嚟到後堂。
+
+139
+00:15:03,815 --> 00:15:17,619
+韋小寶見到一張八仙枱上面供奉住兩個靈牌，中間一個寫住大明天子之位，側邊一個呢寫住大明延平郡主、招討大將軍鄭之位。
+
+140
+00:15:18,638 --> 00:15:25,582
+噉枱上便呢，仲供住一個豬頭、一個羊頭、一隻雞、一條魚，仲插住七支香。
+
+141
+00:15:27,058 --> 00:15:29,757
+大家一齊跪低，拜咗靈位。
+
+142
+00:15:30,268 --> 00:15:34,099
+噉蔡德忠喺供桌上面攞一張白紙高聲噉讀：
+
+143
+00:15:35,764 --> 00:15:42,120
+天地萬有，回復大明，滅絕胡虜。
+
+144
+00:15:42,859 --> 00:15:52,572
+吾人當同生同死，仿桃園故事，約為兄弟，姓洪名金蘭，合為一家。
+
+145
+00:15:52,963 --> 00:16:05,770
+拜天為父，拜地為母，日為兄，月為姊妹，復拜五祖及始祖萬雲龍為洪家之全神靈。
+
+146
+00:16:06,382 --> 00:16:11,253
+吾人以甲寅七月二十五日丑時為生時。
+
+147
+00:16:12,050 --> 00:16:16,446
+凡昔二京十三省，當一心同體。
+
+148
+00:16:17,130 --> 00:16:29,523
+今朝廷王侯非王侯，將相非將相，人心動搖，即為明朝回復、胡虜剿滅之天兆。
+
+149
+00:16:30,032 --> 00:16:37,380
+吾人當行陈近南之命令，歷五湖四海，以求英雄豪傑。
+
+150
+00:16:37,873 --> 00:16:45,369
+焚香設誓，顺天行道，恢復明朝，報仇雪恥。
+
+151
+00:16:45,637 --> 00:16:50,585
+歃血誓盟，神明降鑒。
+
+152
+00:16:51,922 --> 00:16:55,272
+蔡德忠讀完嘞，就解釋畀韋小寶聽：
+
+153
+00:16:56,346 --> 00:17:02,466
+韋兄弟，呢番説話裏便所講嘅桃園結義嘅故事你知道嘛？
+
+154
+00:17:03,511 --> 00:17:11,873
+韋小寶話：劉關張桃園三結義，不願同年同月同日生，但願同年同月同日死咯。
+
+155
+00:17:12,696 --> 00:17:17,652
+冇錯，你入咗天地會，大家都係兄弟嘞。
+
+156
+00:17:18,537 --> 00:17:27,868
+我哋同總舵主係兄弟，你拜佢老人家為師，大家係你嘅伯伯叔叔，因此你見咗我哋要叩頭。
+
+157
+00:17:28,710 --> 00:17:34,120
+但係從今之後，大家都係兄弟，你就唔使再叩頭畀我哋喇。
+
+158
+00:17:35,078 --> 00:17:39,758
+韋小寶哦噉應咗一聲，個心就話：噉就好極喇。
+
+159
+00:17:40,862 --> 00:17:49,546
+蔡德忠話：我哋天地會，又稱為洪門，洪就係明太祖嘅年號洪武。
+
+160
+00:17:50,342 --> 00:17:54,509
+姓洪名金蘭，就係洪門兄弟嘅意思。
+
+161
+00:17:55,564 --> 00:18:02,117
+我哋洪門尊奉萬雲龍做始祖，萬雲龍啊，就係國姓爺。
+
+162
+00:18:02,858 --> 00:18:07,776
+一來國姓爺嘅真姓真名，兄弟唔敢隨便亂叫；
+
+163
+00:18:08,304 --> 00:18:17,009
+二來如果畀韃子嘅鷹爪聽咗啊諸多不便，所以兄弟之間，稱國姓爺做萬雲龍。
+
+164
+00:18:17,758 --> 00:18:24,491
+萬呢，就係千千萬人，雲龍，即係雲從龍啊。
+
+165
+00:18:25,056 --> 00:18:31,593
+千千萬萬人，堅決保大明天子，恢復我哋嘅錦繡江山。
+
+166
+00:18:32,632 --> 00:18:38,512
+韋兄弟，呢啲係本會嘅機密，唔能夠同會外嘅朋友講。
+
+167
+00:18:39,130 --> 00:18:45,549
+就算茅十八茅爺係你嘅好朋友、好兄弟，亦都係唔能夠同佢講嘅。
+
+168
+00:18:46,667 --> 00:18:49,674
+韋小寶岌一岌頭話：我知道喇。
+
+169
+00:18:50,533 --> 00:18:55,022
+茅大哥好想入我哋天地會㗎，我哋可唔可以畀佢入會啊？
+
+170
+00:18:55,893 --> 00:19:05,204
+蔡德忠話：日後韋兄弟可以做佢嘅接引人，會內再派人詳細查察之後，噉當然係可以入啦。
+
+171
+00:19:05,746 --> 00:19:11,287
+噉七月二十五日丑時，係本會創立嘅日子時辰。
+
+172
+00:19:12,046 --> 00:19:21,553
+本會嘅五祖呢，乃係我軍喺江寧殉難嘅五位大將，第一位，姓甘名輝。
+
+173
+00:19:21,802 --> 00:19:32,862
+想當年我哋大軍攻打江寧，我統率鎮兵，奉咗總舵主軍師嘅命令，埋伏喺江寧西城門外，啲韃子兵啊。
+
+174
+00:19:34,076 --> 00:19:40,203
+佢一講到當年攻打江寧府就指手畫腳，不由得越講就越遠。
+
+175
+00:19:41,342 --> 00:19:43,394
+馬超興微微笑插嘴話：
+
+176
+00:19:43,888 --> 00:19:48,900
+蔡香主，攻打江寧城嘅事，我哋慢慢再講都唔遲啊。
+
+177
+00:19:49,609 --> 00:19:53,819
+蔡德忠笑一笑，用手輕輕拍下自己嘅額頭佢話：
+
+178
+00:19:54,023 --> 00:19:58,693
+啊冇錯冇錯，一講起舊時啲事就冇完冇了咯。
+
+179
+00:19:59,085 --> 00:20:04,969
+誒，而家我讀三點革命詩，我讀一句，你跟住讀一句。
+
+180
+00:20:06,080 --> 00:20:12,850
+三點暗藏革命宗，入我洪門莫通風。
+
+181
+00:20:13,536 --> 00:20:19,738
+養成銳勢從仇日，誓滅清朝一掃空。
+
+182
+00:20:20,611 --> 00:20:22,323
+韋小寶呢跟住念咗嘞。
+
+183
+00:20:23,177 --> 00:20:24,110
+蔡德忠又話：
+
+184
+00:20:25,227 --> 00:20:30,880
+我呢個洪門嘅洪字啊，其實，就係我哋漢人嘅漢字。
+
+185
+00:20:31,996 --> 00:20:35,232
+呢處講嘅漢字呢，係繁體字。
+
+186
+00:20:36,039 --> 00:20:45,611
+我漢人嘅江山畀韃子佔咗，冇咗土地，漢字當中冇咗個土字就係洪字喇。
+
+187
+00:20:46,804 --> 00:20:56,322
+噉跟住呢，佢將天地會嗰三十六條誓詞、十禁十刑、二十一條守則，都同韋小寶解釋清楚。
+
+188
+00:20:56,820 --> 00:21:04,650
+都係忠心義氣、孝順父母、和睦鄉黨，兄弟一家、患難相助等等。
+
+189
+00:21:05,148 --> 00:21:22,669
+如果有洩漏機密、扳連兄弟、投降官府、姦淫擄掠、欺侮孤弱、言而無信、吞沒公款等等嘅行為，輕則割耳、責打，重則大解八塊，斬首分屍。
+
+190
+00:21:23,598 --> 00:21:27,730
+噉韋小寶呢都表示堅決遵守，發誓唔敢違背。
+
+191
+00:21:28,516 --> 00:21:33,636
+佢呢一次呢就係真心誠意，發誓嘅時候，並冇鬼五馬六。
+
+192
+00:21:34,316 --> 00:21:41,320
+跟住馬超興攞咗一大碗酒嚟，用針喺左手中指一㓤，將啲血滴入酒裏便。
+
+193
+00:21:42,009 --> 00:21:48,753
+陳近南等人亦都刺咗血，噉最後，係韋小寶刺血落酒。
+
+194
+00:21:48,833 --> 00:21:53,527
+噉然後各人飲咗一啖血酒，入會嘅儀式就完成喇。
+
+195
+00:21:54,113 --> 00:21:57,154
+大家同佢拉手擁抱，極之親熱。
+
+196
+00:21:57,723 --> 00:22:05,214
+韋小寶啊全身都㷫晒啊，只覺得從今之後，喺世間上再唔係無依無靠。
+
+197
+00:22:05,770 --> 00:22:13,660
+陳近南話：本會總共有十個堂，前五房五堂，後五房五堂。
+
+198
+00:22:14,211 --> 00:22:21,014
+前五房係蓮花堂、洪順堂、家後堂、參太堂、宏化堂。
+
+199
+00:22:21,650 --> 00:22:28,716
+後五房呢，係青木堂、赤火堂、西金堂、玄水堂、黃土堂。
+
+200
+00:22:29,434 --> 00:22:32,464
+九堂嘅香主，已經齊集喺呢度嘞。
+
+201
+00:22:33,109 --> 00:22:40,464
+只有青木堂香主尹兄弟，前年畀鰲拜嗰個惡賊害死咗，直到今日未有香主。
+
+202
+00:22:41,431 --> 00:22:54,804
+青木堂嘅兄弟當日曾經喺萬雲龍大哥靈位，同埋尹香主靈位之前發誓，邊個人殺咗鰲拜，為尹香主報咗大仇，大家就奉佢為本堂嘅香主。
+
+203
+00:22:55,168 --> 00:22:56,523
+有呢件事吖嘛？
+
+204
+00:22:57,070 --> 00:23:00,183
+大家都話：冇錯，確係有呢件事。
+
+205
+00:23:00,890 --> 00:23:05,732
+各位，欲知後事如何，且聽下回分解。

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+1
+00:00:01,252 --> 00:00:07,239
+話説陳近南，喺韋小寶加入天地會嘅儀式完成之後佢話：
+
+2
+00:00:08,671 --> 00:00:25,719
+青木堂嘅兄弟，當日曾經喺萬雲龍大哥靈位，同埋尹香主靈位之前發誓，邊個人殺咗鰲拜，為尹香主報咗大仇，大家就奉佢為本堂香主。
+
+3
+00:00:26,443 --> 00:00:27,648
+有呢件事吖嘛？
+
+4
+00:00:28,650 --> 00:00:31,460
+噉大家都話：冇錯，確有呢件事。
+
+5
+00:00:33,100 --> 00:00:40,657
+陳近南嘅目光炯炯，從左到右喺各人塊面上掃過去，佢慢慢噉話：
+
+6
+00:00:42,116 --> 00:00:55,714
+聽講青木堂嘅好兄弟，為咗繼立香主嘅事曾經發生過一啲爭執，雖然大家顧全大局，仁義為重，並冇傷咗和氣。
+
+7
+00:00:56,860 --> 00:01:05,132
+但係呢件事，如果唔能夠妥善了斷，青木堂之內總係埋落一個極大嘅隱憂。
+
+8
+00:01:07,114 --> 00:01:14,929
+青木堂係我哋天地會極重要嘅堂口，統管江南江北各府州縣。
+
+9
+00:01:15,922 --> 00:01:22,774
+近年來漸漸擴展到山東、河北，噉呢一次，更兼攻入北京城添。
+
+10
+00:01:24,068 --> 00:01:33,242
+香木堂嘅香主是否一個適當人選，同本會嘅興衰、反清大業嘅成敗，有極之大嘅關係。
+
+11
+00:01:34,273 --> 00:01:41,090
+如果堂內眾兄弟意見不合，唔能夠同心協力，大事就做唔成喇。
+
+12
+00:01:42,817 --> 00:01:50,173
+鰲拜嗰個奸賊，乃係韋小寶所殺，青木堂眾兄弟都親眼睇見嘅係唔係啊？
+
+13
+00:01:51,389 --> 00:01:53,960
+李力世同關安基一齊話：係。
+
+14
+00:01:55,682 --> 00:02:03,796
+李力世跟住話：大家喺萬雲龍大哥靈位之前發過嘅誓，決唔能夠講咗唔算數。
+
+15
+00:02:04,694 --> 00:02:13,278
+如果發噉樣嘅誓都等於放屁嘅，以後仲能夠喺萬雲龍大哥嘅靈位之前發咩嘢誓，許咩嘢願呢？
+
+16
+00:02:14,345 --> 00:02:21,693
+韋小寶兄弟年紀雖然係細，我李力世甘願擁戴佢為本堂香主。
+
+17
+00:02:23,380 --> 00:02:27,033
+關安基就畀佢搶咗先，個心就諗嘞：
+
+18
+00:02:28,184 --> 00:02:33,674
+呢個細佬哥係總舵主嘅徒弟，身份已經唔係一般。
+
+19
+00:02:34,397 --> 00:02:40,240
+聽總舵主呢番説話，顯然係要佢呢個小徒弟做本堂香主。
+
+20
+00:02:41,686 --> 00:02:48,333
+李老坑一味同我爭香主嚟做，邊個都唔服邊個，索性一拍兩散啦。
+
+21
+00:02:49,208 --> 00:02:53,808
+佢已經先開口向總舵主討好嘞，我都唔能夠輸畀佢。
+
+22
+00:02:55,176 --> 00:02:59,374
+於是關安基又話：李大哥講得好啱啊。
+
+23
+00:02:59,966 --> 00:03:08,328
+韋兄弟機警過人，喺總舵主調教之下，第日必定係一位威震江湖嘅少年英俠。
+
+24
+00:03:09,052 --> 00:03:13,903
+關安基甘願擁護韋小寶兄弟為青木堂香主。
+
+25
+00:03:15,068 --> 00:03:23,379
+韋小寶嚇咗一跳啊，瘟咁耍手擰頭大叫話：唔得啊唔得㗎，呢呢呢呢個咩香主、臭主我做唔嚟㗎。
+
+26
+00:03:24,427 --> 00:03:27,933
+陳近南雙眼一睩，喝佢話：你亂噏咩啊？
+
+27
+00:03:28,837 --> 00:03:30,560
+韋小寶唔敢再講嘞。
+
+28
+00:03:31,408 --> 00:03:37,776
+陳近南話：呢個細佬哥親手殺咗鰲拜，乃係不能改變嘅事實。
+
+29
+00:03:38,363 --> 00:03:44,949
+我哋遵守喺萬雲龍大哥靈位之前所立嘅誓言，唯有畀佢做青木堂香主。
+
+30
+00:03:46,168 --> 00:03:50,073
+我係為咗要等佢做香主，先至收佢做徒弟嘅；
+
+31
+00:03:50,295 --> 00:03:54,741
+而唔係收咗佢做徒弟之後，先至想到要佢做香主嘅。
+
+32
+00:03:55,934 --> 00:04:01,570
+呢個細佬哥氣質不佳，唉，以後唔知道會使我頭痛幾百次啊。
+
+33
+00:04:02,752 --> 00:04:07,788
+方大洪話嘞：總舵主嘅苦心，兄弟們都理解嘅。
+
+34
+00:04:08,716 --> 00:04:13,431
+總舵主同韋兄弟非親非故，今日先至第一次見面。
+
+35
+00:04:14,058 --> 00:04:19,129
+總舵主破例垂青，當然係為咗本會嘅大事着想。
+
+36
+00:04:19,751 --> 00:04:24,048
+不過，不過，總舵主不必擔心。
+
+37
+00:04:24,790 --> 00:04:31,270
+本會啲兄弟喺江湖上行，讀書嘅人少，邊個唔係口出粗言俗語呢？
+
+38
+00:04:31,861 --> 00:04:38,587
+韋兄弟年紀輕，李大哥同關夫子都願意全力輔助，決唔會撞咩板嘅。
+
+39
+00:04:39,780 --> 00:04:41,280
+陳近南岌一岌頭話：
+
+40
+00:04:42,164 --> 00:04:51,232
+我哋之所以畀韋小寶做青木堂香主，係因為喺萬雲龍大哥靈位前立過誓，決唔能夠唔算數。
+
+41
+00:04:52,490 --> 00:04:56,141
+但係只要佢做一日香主，亦算係做過喇。
+
+42
+00:04:56,950 --> 00:05:10,003
+聽日，如果佢胡作非為，擾亂青木堂事務，有礙本會反清復明大業，我哋即刻開香堂廢咗佢，決唔能夠有半點姑息。
+
+43
+00:05:10,850 --> 00:05:15,864
+李大哥、關二哥，我拜託你哋兩位畀心機幫佢。
+
+44
+00:05:16,358 --> 00:05:22,455
+如果呢個細佬哥嘅行為有咩嘢唔妥當嘅地方，一定要向我稟報，唔好隱瞞。
+
+45
+00:05:23,591 --> 00:05:26,936
+李力世同關安基好恭敬噉應承咗嘞。
+
+46
+00:05:27,728 --> 00:05:36,891
+陳近南擰轉身，喺靈位前便跪低，喺香爐裏便攞起三支香，雙手捧住高聲噉話：
+
+47
+00:05:37,887 --> 00:05:43,232
+屬下陳近南，喺萬雲龍大哥靈位之前立誓：
+
+48
+00:05:44,518 --> 00:05:57,433
+屬下嘅弟子韋小寶如果違犯會規，又或者係才德不足以服眾，屬下即時廢咗佢青木堂香主嘅職司，決唔敢有半點偏私。
+
+49
+00:05:58,954 --> 00:06:06,968
+我哋封佢為香主，係遵守誓言；第日，如果廢咗佢，亦係遵守誓言。
+
+50
+00:06:07,783 --> 00:06:19,457
+屬下陳近南如果不遵此誓，萬大哥在天之靈，使我天雷轟頂五馬分屍，死於韃子鷹爪之下。
+
+51
+00:06:20,137 --> 00:06:25,807
+講完，舉香拜咗幾拜，將香插落香爐，然後叩頭。
+
+52
+00:06:27,017 --> 00:06:33,997
+大家齊聲稱讚佢話：總舵主處理事情大公無私，冇一個心裏頭唔服嘅。
+
+53
+00:06:35,108 --> 00:06:38,120
+韋小寶個心就諗喇：好啊你。
+
+54
+00:06:38,946 --> 00:06:47,948
+我仲估話你哋真係要我做咩香主臭主喎，原來將我做一座木橋嚟到過河，過咗河就拆橋喇。
+
+55
+00:06:48,948 --> 00:06:51,969
+今日封我做香主，你哋就唔算背誓。
+
+56
+00:06:52,666 --> 00:06:55,526
+聽日搵個藉口廢咗我又唔算背誓。
+
+57
+00:06:55,588 --> 00:07:00,840
+嗰陣時李大哥又好關夫子又好，再嚟做香主就順理成章嘞。
+
+58
+00:07:01,581 --> 00:07:05,800
+噉於是佢大聲噉叫：師父，我唔做香主！
+
+59
+00:07:06,820 --> 00:07:09,472
+陳近南打個突嘞：咩話？
+
+60
+00:07:10,314 --> 00:07:12,216
+我唔會做，亦唔想做。
+
+61
+00:07:12,851 --> 00:07:14,867
+唔會做就慢慢學吖嘛。
+
+62
+00:07:15,099 --> 00:07:18,907
+我會教你，李關兩位又應承幫你。
+
+63
+00:07:19,730 --> 00:07:24,350
+香主嘅職位喺天地會內位置好高，你點解唔想做啊？
+
+64
+00:07:25,200 --> 00:07:29,215
+今日做咗，聽日又畀你廢咗，噉反而丟架啦。
+
+65
+00:07:29,473 --> 00:07:32,985
+我唔做香主，咩嘢事都馬馬虎虎就得嘞；
+
+66
+00:07:33,243 --> 00:07:39,130
+一做咗啊人人都嚟雞蛋裏便搵骨頭，唔使半日啊即刻就冇行咯。
+
+67
+00:07:40,216 --> 00:07:44,159
+雞蛋裏便冇骨頭，人哋想搵都搵唔到吖。
+
+68
+00:07:44,959 --> 00:07:47,807
+雞蛋變咗雞仔就有骨頭㗎啦。
+
+69
+00:07:47,914 --> 00:07:54,541
+就算冇骨頭啊，人哋嚟搵嘅時候，就打爛隻蛋殼先至再搵，搞到蛋黃蛋白一擗噉。
+
+70
+00:07:55,030 --> 00:07:58,176
+聽佢噉講，大家忍唔住都笑起上嚟。
+
+71
+00:07:58,793 --> 00:08:04,411
+陳近南話：我哋天地會做事，你估係細佬哥玩泥沙？
+
+72
+00:08:05,557 --> 00:08:11,076
+你只要唔做壞事，人哋都敬重你係青木堂香主邊個會得罪你呢？
+
+73
+00:08:11,583 --> 00:08:15,326
+就算唔敬重你，亦會敬重你係我嘅弟子啊。
+
+74
+00:08:16,497 --> 00:08:17,999
+韋小寶諗咗一諗話：
+
+75
+00:08:18,768 --> 00:08:21,421
+好，嗱我哋説話講明在先。
+
+76
+00:08:21,910 --> 00:08:24,926
+你哋將來唔要我做香主，我唔做就係喇。
+
+77
+00:08:25,344 --> 00:08:31,120
+就唔能夠亂加罪名，又打又鬧又咩割耳斬頭，斬開八碌啊噉㗎。
+
+78
+00:08:31,934 --> 00:08:38,710
+陳近南話：你乜嘢都鐘意講價，你唔做壞事邊個嚟打你殺你呢？
+
+79
+00:08:39,314 --> 00:08:42,110
+敵人如果打你殺你，大家幫你報仇。
+
+80
+00:08:43,158 --> 00:08:53,402
+小寶，大丈夫敢作敢為，當仁不讓，既然入咗我哋天地會，就應該奮勇爭先為民除害。
+
+81
+00:08:53,855 --> 00:08:57,661
+一味為自己打算，又點係英雄豪傑嘅行為呢？
+
+82
+00:08:58,921 --> 00:09:09,085
+韋小寶一聽到英雄豪傑四個字，就想到講古先生所講嗰啲大英雄，個心處啊當堂湧起一股豪氣啊，佢話：
+
+83
+00:09:09,375 --> 00:09:11,710
+係，師父教訓得啱。
+
+84
+00:09:12,346 --> 00:09:15,034
+斬咗人頭，至多唔係碗咁大嘅疤。
+
+85
+00:09:15,337 --> 00:09:17,227
+十八年後又係一條好漢。
+
+86
+00:09:17,795 --> 00:09:22,480
+呢啲係江湖漢子畀人綁上法場嘅時候時時講嘅説話嘞。
+
+87
+00:09:23,169 --> 00:09:28,620
+韋小寶用咗出嚟雖然唔係點得體，都搏得眾人一陣掌聲。
+
+88
+00:09:29,457 --> 00:09:36,500
+陳近南微微笑話：做香主係一件大喜事，又唔係綁上法場斬首。
+
+89
+00:09:37,536 --> 00:09:42,777
+呢處九位香主人人做得歡歡喜喜，你應該學佢哋嘅樣先係。
+
+90
+00:09:44,066 --> 00:09:52,420
+關安基行到韋小寶面前，抱拳躬身行禮話：屬下關安基，參見本堂香主。
+
+91
+00:09:53,506 --> 00:09:57,127
+韋小寶擰���頭問陳近南話：我點做啊？
+
+92
+00:09:57,879 --> 00:10:00,499
+陳近南話：你還禮就啱喇。
+
+93
+00:10:01,095 --> 00:10:04,765
+韋小寶抱拳還禮話：關夫子你好。
+
+94
+00:10:05,472 --> 00:10:10,882
+陳近南笑嘞：關夫子三個字啊，係啲兄弟平時叫嘅外號。
+
+95
+00:10:11,327 --> 00:10:17,716
+平時可以叫佢做關夫子，正式見禮嘅時候，就應該叫佢做關二哥。
+
+96
+00:10:18,511 --> 00:10:21,457
+韋小寶改口喇：關二哥你好。
+
+97
+00:10:22,697 --> 00:10:27,574
+李力世呢一次畀關安基佔咗先，於是跟住上前見禮。
+
+98
+00:10:28,339 --> 00:10:32,455
+噉其餘九堂香主啊，逐個再次同韋小寶見禮。
+
+99
+00:10:32,909 --> 00:10:38,640
+然後大家返去大廳，總舵主同十堂香主留低商量事情啊。
+
+100
+00:10:40,770 --> 00:10:46,698
+青木堂係後五堂之長，喺天地會十堂之中排列第六。
+
+101
+00:10:47,529 --> 00:10:50,979
+噉韋小寶個座位呢，就排喺右首便第一位。
+
+102
+00:10:51,512 --> 00:10:57,550
+赤火堂等堂香主啊有啲係白鬚垂胸嘅老人，反而坐喺佢嘅下首便。
+
+103
+00:10:58,203 --> 00:11:01,759
+李力世、關安基等人呢都退咗出去廳外便嘞。
+
+104
+00:11:02,346 --> 00:11:09,092
+噉廳裏便呢，就只係陳近南等十一個人，乃係天地會裏頭第一級嘅首腦。
+
+105
+00:11:10,286 --> 00:11:13,304
+陳近南指住當中一把空椅，佢話：
+
+106
+00:11:14,193 --> 00:11:16,514
+呢個係朱三太子嘅座位。
+
+107
+00:11:17,369 --> 00:11:22,880
+又指住旁邊另外一張空椅話：呢個係台灣鄭王爺嘅座位。
+
+108
+00:11:23,524 --> 00:11:29,317
+鄭王爺就係國姓爺嘅公子，而家繼承爵位做延平郡王。
+
+109
+00:11:30,280 --> 00:11:37,139
+我哋天地會開會議事，朱三太子同埋鄭王爺如果唔到呢，總係空咗座位嘅。
+
+110
+00:11:38,109 --> 00:11:43,132
+呢幾句説話，係解釋畀韋小寶聽㗎喇，解釋完就繼續話：
+
+111
+00:11:43,849 --> 00:11:46,952
+眾位兄弟，請講下各省嘅情形先啦。
+
+112
+00:11:48,686 --> 00:12:05,418
+嗰前五房啊，長房蓮花堂就管福建，二房洪順堂就管廣東，三房家後堂就管廣西，四房參太堂管湖南、湖北，五房宏化堂就管浙江。
+
+113
+00:12:06,728 --> 00:12:22,232
+後五房，長房青木堂就管江蘇，二房赤火堂管貴州，三房西金堂管四川，四房玄水堂管雲南，五房黃土堂管中州河南。
+
+114
+00:12:23,271 --> 00:12:32,070
+天地會係鄭成功嘅舊部所組成嘅，主力喺福建，因此蓮花堂係長房吖，實力最強嘞。
+
+115
+00:12:32,742 --> 00:12:37,782
+其次係兩廣兩湖，再其次，就係浙江同江蘇。
+
+116
+00:12:39,140 --> 00:12:46,241
+於是蔡德忠首先就講述福建嘅天地會會務，跟住方大洪啊講廣東會務。
+
+117
+00:12:46,854 --> 00:12:52,639
+韋少寶聽咗一陣，一來就唔明白，二來一啲都唔感覺到興趣；
+
+118
+00:12:53,119 --> 00:13:00,608
+到到收尾啊直情聽而不聞，個心啊佢有佢喺度遊魂喇，啊喺度想賭錢啊玩耍嘅事。
+
+119
+00:13:01,967 --> 00:13:05,591
+輪到青木堂香主講述嘅時候，陳近南話：
+
+120
+00:13:06,142 --> 00:13:11,327
+青木堂本來係喺江南江寧、蘇州一帶同清兵周旋嘅。
+
+121
+00:13:12,326 --> 00:13:21,664
+收尾，尹兄弟將香堂移咗去江北徐州，逐步進入咗山東直隸，一直伸展到佢哋嘅京城。
+
+122
+00:13:22,606 --> 00:13:27,637
+只可惜尹兄弟死喺鰲拜之手，青木堂元氣大傷。
+
+123
+00:13:29,198 --> 00:13:38,192
+日前眾兄弟奮勇攻入康親王府，機緣巧合，小寶殺死咗鰲拜，為尹兄弟報咗大仇。
+
+124
+00:13:38,707 --> 00:13:43,906
+青木堂呢件事做得轟轟烈烈，令到清兵心驚肉跳。
+
+125
+00:13:44,791 --> 00:13:52,567
+只不過噉樣一嚟呢，佢哋梗係會加緊提防嘅，我哋今後做事，要加倍小心先係啊。
+
+126
+00:13:53,091 --> 00:13:54,560
+噉大家都話係啊噉。
+
+127
+00:13:55,363 --> 00:14:01,657
+此後赤火堂、西金堂兩堂嘅香主，分別講述貴州、四川兩省嘅情形。
+
+128
+00:14:02,177 --> 00:14:06,331
+韋小寶聽到忍唔住要打喊露咯，連忙伸手揞住個嘴。
+
+129
+00:14:07,690 --> 00:14:18,953
+等到玄水堂香主林永超講起雲南會務個時候，佢神情激昂，不斷咁鬧，韋小寶噉呢就有心機聽喇，只聽見佢話：
+
+130
+00:14:19,768 --> 00:14:23,400
+吳三桂嗰個大漢奸，處處同我哋作對㗎。
+
+131
+00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:32,339
+自從舊年到今年，都唔夠十個月，會內嘅兄弟前前後後，已經有七十九個死喺呢個王八蛋嘅手上。
+
+132
+00:14:32,757 --> 00:14:36,573
+叉叉叉佢嘩，老子同呢個狗賊啊不共戴天！
+
+133
+00:14:37,017 --> 00:14:43,974
+屬下幾次派人去行刺，但呢個漢奸身邊能人好多，連氣行刺咗三次都失咗手。
+
+134
+00:14:44,672 --> 00:14:49,269
+講到呢度，佢指一指���己用布掛喺條頸處嘅左手。
+
+135
+00:14:50,389 --> 00:14:54,014
+上個月呢一次，叉叉叉，老子仲斷咗隻手。
+
+136
+00:14:54,352 --> 00:15:00,227
+呢個大漢奸作惡多端，終於有日，要全家畀我哋天地會斬成肉醬。
+
+137
+00:15:01,357 --> 00:15:04,197
+一講到吳三桂人人氣憤填膺。
+
+138
+00:15:05,423 --> 00:15:12,719
+韋小寶喺揚州個時候，早就聽人講吳三桂引清兵入關，奪咗漢人嘅天下。
+
+139
+00:15:13,470 --> 00:15:18,941
+韃子兵嘅揚州姦淫燒殺，最大嘅罪魁禍首就係吳三桂。
+
+140
+00:15:20,016 --> 00:15:25,010
+呢個人幫清廷打天下，官封平西王永鎮雲南。
+
+141
+00:15:25,907 --> 00:15:32,193
+韋小寶聽人提到吳三桂三個字嘅時候，冇個唔係咬牙切齒恨之入骨嘅。
+
+142
+00:15:33,279 --> 00:15:37,380
+聽見林香主破口大罵，韋小寶亦不以為奇喇。
+
+143
+00:15:38,520 --> 00:15:43,289
+林永超一鬧開咗頭呢，其餘八位香主跟住亦鬧起嚟喇。
+
+144
+00:15:43,760 --> 00:15:52,739
+噉佢哋本來都係軍人，近年來喺江湖上行，粗口都係講慣嘅，只不過喺總舵主面前大家盡力收斂而已唧。
+
+145
+00:15:53,281 --> 00:15:55,926
+而家一鬧開咗啊邊個都唔再客氣喇。
+
+146
+00:15:56,486 --> 00:16:04,273
+韋小寶高興啊，一聽到呢啲污言穢語啊當堂如魚得水，忍唔住插口亦鬧埋一份。
+
+147
+00:16:04,548 --> 00:16:10,463
+講到鬧人呢，韋小寶同呢九位香主相比就頗有精粗之別嘞。
+
+148
+00:16:11,090 --> 00:16:21,186
+佢一句句轉彎抹角，狠毒刻薄，嗰九位香主不過係亂鬧一餐啫，比起上嚟啊直情爭咗幾皮啊。
+
+149
+00:16:21,978 --> 00:16:24,770
+陳近南搖搖手佢話：夠喇夠喇。
+
+150
+00:16:25,450 --> 00:16:32,723
+天下千千萬人喺度鬧吳三桂，不過嗰個嘢仲係好地地做佢嘅平西王。
+
+151
+00:16:33,309 --> 00:16:36,717
+鬧係鬧佢唔死，行刺亦唔係辦法。
+
+152
+00:16:38,207 --> 00:16:45,587
+宏化堂香主李式開生得矮小瘦削，講起説話，好細聲，鬧人呢亦唔多。
+
+153
+00:16:46,733 --> 00:16:58,218
+呢個時候佢話：依屬下之見，就算我哋大隊人馬去雲南，將吳三桂殺咗，對於大局亦冇幾大好處嘅。
+
+154
+00:16:59,072 --> 00:17:04,538
+韃子另外派總督巡撫去雲南，老百姓啊一樣翻唔到身。
+
+155
+00:17:05,468 --> 00:17:12,619
+吳三桂呢個漢奸罪孽深重，如果一刀殺咗佢，未必太過便宜咗佢咯。
+
+156
+00:17:13,519 --> 00:17:19,800
+陳近南岌一岌頭話：講得好有道理啊，唔知道李兄弟有何高見呢？
+
+157
+00:17:20,816 --> 00:17:27,104
+李式開話：呢件事非常重大，大家需要從長計議。
+
+158
+00:17:27,948 --> 00:17:32,200
+屬下亦想唔出咩好法子，仲係聽總舵主指點。
+
+159
+00:17:33,281 --> 00:17:41,882
+陳近南話：呢件事非常重大需要從長計議，李兄弟呢句説話就係高見嘞。
+
+160
+00:17:42,681 --> 00:17:46,207
+開講有話：一人計短就二人計長。
+
+161
+00:17:46,563 --> 00:17:53,550
+我哋十個人，啊唔係唔係，十一個人，平心靜氣仔細噉想下，主意就更加多嘞。
+
+162
+00:17:54,568 --> 00:18:03,537
+我哋殺吳三桂，不但為天地會畀個害死嘅眾位兄弟報仇，亦係為天下千千萬萬漢人同胞報仇。
+
+163
+00:18:04,496 --> 00:18:16,146
+呢件事，我考慮過好耐，吳三桂嗰個傢伙喺雲南根深蒂固，勢力龐大，淨係天地會一會之力，只怕係㧬佢唔冧嘅。
+
+164
+00:18:17,053 --> 00:18:21,643
+林永超大聲話：拼住千刀萬剮，亦要逳下佢！
+
+165
+00:18:22,741 --> 00:18:29,998
+蔡德忠話：你早就逳過啦，吳三桂逳佢唔到，就整斷自己隻手。
+
+166
+00:18:30,962 --> 00:18:33,910
+林永超發惡喇：你恥笑我啊？
+
+167
+00:18:34,617 --> 00:18:40,599
+蔡德忠知道失言喇，就賠笑話：我係講笑唧，林兄弟唔好嬲。
+
+168
+00:18:41,350 --> 00:18:45,489
+陳近南見到林永超仲係憤憤不平，就安慰佢話：
+
+169
+00:18:45,943 --> 00:18:57,219
+林賢弟，殺死吳三桂乃係普天下英雄好漢人人夢寐以求嘅大事，點能夠要林賢弟同埋玄水堂單獨擔起呢副重擔呢？
+
+170
+00:18:58,250 --> 00:19:03,460
+就算係天地會幾萬兄弟齊心合力，亦未必能夠逳得到佢嘅。
+
+171
+00:19:04,267 --> 00:19:09,136
+林永超話：總舵主講得啱。條氣噉先至順翻。
+
+172
+00:19:09,980 --> 00:19:19,596
+陳近南話：我睇要辦成呢件大事，我哋一定要聯絡江湖上各門各派各幫各會，共謀大舉。
+
+173
+00:19:20,737 --> 00:19:26,623
+吳三桂呢個傢伙喺雲南有幾萬精兵，麾下雄兵猛將非同小可。
+
+174
+00:19:27,490 --> 00:19:40,804
+淨係要殺嗰個人未必十分為難啊，但係要殺佢全家，殺盡佢手下助紂為虐嘅一班所有大大小小漢奸惡賊，就唔係天地會一會之力能夠辦得到嘅。
+
+175
+00:19:41,271 --> 00:19:44,661
+林永超拍住���髀噉叫：冇錯喇冇錯喇！
+
+176
+00:19:45,026 --> 00:19:51,690
+天地會嘅兄弟已經畀吳三桂殺咗咁多，淨係殺呢個賊子一個人啊，點填得晒命啊？
+
+177
+00:19:52,828 --> 00:19:58,460
+大家想到要消滅吳三桂全家同埋手下所有嘅惡賊，都係十分興奮。
+
+178
+00:19:59,299 --> 00:20:07,793
+但係過咗冇幾耐，大家都互相望下，個心都喺度諗：呢件事啊真係好難㗎噃。
+
+179
+00:20:08,609 --> 00:20:16,586
+蔡德忠話：少林、武當兩派人多勢眾，武功又高，佢哋一定係要聯絡嘅。
+
+180
+00:20:17,596 --> 00:20:20,618
+黃土堂香主姚必達有啲躊躇噉話：
+
+181
+00:20:21,488 --> 00:20:31,923
+少林寺方丈晦聰大師喺武林中聲望冇錯係極高嘅，不過佢向來十分老成持重，唔肯得罪官府。
+
+182
+00:20:32,198 --> 00:20:41,408
+呢幾年嚟，仲定落一條規矩，連俗家子弟亦唔准隨便出寺下山，慌怕惹禍搞事。
+
+183
+00:20:42,318 --> 00:20:46,559
+我睇要聯絡少林派，都怕有好多難處㗎。
+
+184
+00:20:47,444 --> 00:20:50,858
+管湖廣地面嗰個參太堂香主胡德第話：
+
+185
+00:20:51,564 --> 00:20:53,181
+武當派亦差唔多。
+
+186
+00:20:53,874 --> 00:21:04,412
+真武觀觀主雲雁道人同埋佢師兄雲鶴道人，失和已經好耐嘞，兩個人一味勾心鬥角，互相搵對方門下嘅雞腳。
+
+187
+00:21:04,981 --> 00:21:10,843
+殺吳三桂咁冒險嘅勾當，就怕，就怕。
+
+188
+00:21:11,614 --> 00:21:18,877
+佢冇再講落去嘞，但係邊個都明白，多數雲雁、雲鶴兩個人都唔會願意去做㗎。
+
+189
+00:21:19,688 --> 00:21:25,198
+林永超話：如果約唔到少林武當，我哋唯有自己去做喇。
+
+190
+00:21:25,714 --> 00:21:32,593
+陳近南話：噉亦唔使心急，武林之中亦並非只有少林武當兩派嘅。
+
+191
+00:21:33,541 --> 00:21:45,371
+噉各人紛紛議論，有啲話峨眉或者願意做，有啲話丐幫裏頭，唔少好手入咗天地會，必定願意同天地會聯手去殺死呢個大漢奸嘅。
+
+192
+00:21:46,648 --> 00:21:49,560
+陳近南聽各人講咗好耐，佢話：
+
+193
+00:21:50,336 --> 00:21:54,797
+如果唔係十拿九穩，我哋千萬唔能夠向人哋提出嚟啊。
+
+194
+00:21:55,321 --> 00:22:03,486
+方大洪話：噉就梗係啦，唔係聽家人哋唔願意做，撞咗板都唔算噃，仲傷咗我哋天地會嘅面子啊。
+
+195
+00:22:04,079 --> 00:22:11,271
+陳近南話：冇面仲唔緊要，風聲洩漏出去畀吳三桂嗰個嘢加以提防就更棘手嘞。
+
+196
+00:22:12,158 --> 00:22:23,847
+李式開話：為咗穩重起見，如果要向邊一個門派幫會提出，必定要先經總舵主岌頭，第啲人就唔能夠隨便揸主意嘅。
+
+197
+00:22:24,336 --> 00:22:26,480
+大家都話：係，係要噉。
+
+198
+00:22:27,536 --> 00:22:30,885
+噉各人又商議咗一陣，陳近南話：
+
+199
+00:22:31,160 --> 00:22:33,857
+而家仲唔能夠草擬出確定嘅策略。
+
+200
+00:22:34,480 --> 00:22:38,481
+三個月之後，大家湖南長沙再次聚會啦。
+
+201
+00:22:38,988 --> 00:22:45,864
+小寶，你仍然返到宮中，青木堂嘅事務暫時由李力世、關安基兩位代理。
+
+202
+00:22:46,211 --> 00:22:48,250
+長沙之會你唔使嚟喇。
+
+203
+00:22:49,105 --> 00:22:50,597
+韋小寶話：係。
+
+204
+00:22:51,138 --> 00:22:55,152
+個心諗：噉咪擺明咗過河拆橋？
+
+205
+00:22:55,939 --> 00:23:00,374
+嗱各位，欲知後事如何，且聽下回分解。

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+1
+00:00:00,682 --> 00:00:11,485
+前文再續啊書接上一回啊，話說眾香主散咗之後，陳近南啊拉住韋小寶隻手返到廂房裏便話：
+
+2
+00:00:12,437 --> 00:00:16,584
+北京天橋有一個賣膏藥嘅伯虎，姓徐嘅。
+
+3
+00:00:17,567 --> 00:00:25,432
+人哋賣膏藥嘅旗上便呢，膏藥都係黑色㗎，呢個徐老伯嘅膏藥係一半紅一半青嘅。
+
+4
+00:00:26,737 --> 00:00:30,898
+你有事要同我聯絡，就去天橋搵徐老伯就係喇。
+
+5
+00:00:31,352 --> 00:00:37,730
+你問佢，有冇去清惡毒，使盲眼復明嘅清毒復明膏藥啊噉。
+
+6
+00:00:38,356 --> 00:00:44,310
+佢話有啊有，不過價錢太貴，要三兩黃金、三兩白銀。
+
+7
+00:00:44,892 --> 00:00:48,667
+噉你就話，五兩黃金、五兩白銀賣唔賣啊噉。
+
+8
+00:00:49,049 --> 00:00:50,537
+佢就知道你係邊個喇。
+
+9
+00:00:51,806 --> 00:00:59,800
+韋小寶覺得好有趣笑住話：人哋開價三兩，你又還價五兩喎，天下間邊有噉嘅事㗎？
+
+10
+00:01:00,566 --> 00:01:02,386
+陳近南微微笑話：
+
+11
+00:01:03,092 --> 00:01:07,557
+呢啲係怕誤打誤撞，真係有人搵佢買清毒復明膏藥。
+
+12
+00:01:09,099 --> 00:01:14,963
+佢一聽你還價黃金五兩、白銀五兩就問，點解價錢咁貴啊噉。
+
+13
+00:01:15,774 --> 00:01:22,563
+你話：唔貴唔貴，只要真係能夠復明，就算同你做牛做馬亦係唔貴。
+
+14
+00:01:23,238 --> 00:01:28,390
+噉佢就話：地振高岡，一派溪山千古秀。
+
+15
+00:01:29,316 --> 00:01:33,944
+你又話：門朝大海，三河合水萬年流。
+
+16
+00:01:34,709 --> 00:01:37,819
+噉佢又再問：紅花亭畔邊一堂？
+
+17
+00:01:37,997 --> 00:01:39,345
+你話：青木堂。
+
+18
+00:01:39,971 --> 00:01:42,389
+佢又問：堂上燒幾炷香啊？
+
+19
+00:01:42,735 --> 00:01:46,711
+你話：五炷香。燒五炷香嘅就係香主。
+
+20
+00:01:47,498 --> 00:01:50,566
+佢係本會青木堂嘅兄弟，屬你管佢。
+
+21
+00:01:50,931 --> 00:01:53,064
+你有咩嘢事呢可以交畀佢辦。
+
+22
+00:01:54,197 --> 00:01:56,626
+韋小寶逐一逐二記住喺心。
+
+23
+00:01:57,053 --> 00:02:03,561
+噉陳近南呢又將嗰副對聯啊講咗兩次，同韋小寶演習咗一次，一字都冇錯喇。
+
+24
+00:02:04,506 --> 00:02:12,023
+陳近南又話：呢個徐老伯雖然係歸你管，武功啊十分使得嘅，你對佢唔好無禮啊。
+
+25
+00:02:13,107 --> 00:02:15,819
+韋小寶話：哦，哦我知嘞。
+
+26
+00:02:16,792 --> 00:02:25,634
+小寶，我哋大鬧康親王府清廷一定派好多偵探四圍抄，我哋喺呢度呢唔能夠停留得咁耐嘅。
+
+27
+00:02:26,280 --> 00:02:34,959
+今日你就返去皇宮，同人話你係畀一班賊佬擄咗去，你夜晚用計殺咗看守嘅人，逃走返嚟。
+
+28
+00:02:35,867 --> 00:02:39,874
+如果有人要你帶兵嚟捉呢，你可以帶兵嚟到呢處。
+
+29
+00:02:40,443 --> 00:02:47,295
+我哋將鰲拜嘅屍體同埋首級，埋喺後便嘅菜園嗰度，你帶人嚟掘咗返去就冇人懷疑喇。
+
+30
+00:02:47,757 --> 00:02:50,574
+噉嗰陣時，大家當然唔喺呢處啦係唔係啊？
+
+31
+00:02:51,384 --> 00:02:54,207
+你走咗之後，大家就散，唔使擔心。
+
+32
+00:02:54,736 --> 00:02:57,955
+三日之後，我嚟北京城傳你武功。
+
+33
+00:02:58,462 --> 00:03:05,211
+你去東城甜水井胡同啦，喺胡同口有兄弟們等住，會帶你嚟見我㗎喇。
+
+34
+00:03:05,820 --> 00:03:06,316
+哦。
+
+35
+00:03:07,378 --> 00:03:12,372
+陳近南輕輕摸下佢個頭，好言好語噉話：你走啦。
+
+36
+00:03:13,098 --> 00:03:15,424
+噉韋小寶入去同茅十八話別。
+
+37
+00:03:16,436 --> 00:03:25,547
+茅十八啊唔知道佢已經入咗天地會做咗香主，問長問短啊極之關心，韋小寶呢亦唔講穿。
+
+38
+00:03:26,538 --> 00:03:30,670
+呢陣時，佢畀人搶咗嘅匕首等等嘅嘢都已經攞翻。
+
+39
+00:03:31,270 --> 00:03:35,719
+陳近南啊叫人幫佢準備咗馬匹，親自送佢去門口。
+
+40
+00:03:36,350 --> 00:03:43,340
+李力世、關安基、玄貞道人等青木堂裏頭嘅兄弟呢一直送到三里之外。
+
+41
+00:03:44,020 --> 00:03:51,817
+噉韋小寶問明條路喇，催馬跑返去北京城，入宮嘅時候已經係挨晚嘞，佢即刻去叩見皇帝。
+
+42
+00:03:53,052 --> 00:03:59,115
+康熙早就知道鰲拜喺康親王府嘅囚室裏便，畀韋小寶殺死嘅消息。
+
+43
+00:04:00,030 --> 00:04:05,210
+個心諗：佢畀鰲拜嘅黨徒擄去，必定係凶多吉少嘞。
+
+44
+00:04:05,967 --> 00:04:15,003
+事情一發作，清廷啊即刻四圍緝捕鰲拜嘅餘黨嚟到拷問，人呢就捉咗唔少，就查唔出咩手尾。
+
+45
+00:04:15,654 --> 00:04:22,472
+康熙正係好煩啦，忽然間聽見韋小寶返嚟唄又驚又喜連忙傳見。
+
+46
+00:04:22,792 --> 00:04:27,641
+一見佢行入書房就問佢：小桂子你，你點樣趯返嚟㗎？
+
+47
+00:04:28,767 --> 00:04:32,348
+韋小寶一路呢已��諗好咗點樣講大話㗎喇。
+
+48
+00:04:33,324 --> 00:04:39,424
+點樣畀賊佬捉咗去，點樣裝喺紅棗桶啊運出去等等嘅情節就唔使車大炮㗎。
+
+49
+00:04:39,980 --> 00:04:49,682
+跟住佢就講嘞噃，嗰班奸黨點樣設咗靈位祭奠，為咗等一個首腦人物就暫時唔殺佢，將佢綁咗喺間黑房裏便。
+
+50
+00:04:50,064 --> 00:04:56,159
+佢又點樣喺半夜呢磨斷咗綁住手腳嘅繩索，殺咗看守嘅人，逃跑出嚟。
+
+51
+00:04:56,533 --> 00:05:05,566
+又點樣喺草叢裏便躲避騎馬追佢嘅人，噉啊點樣偷到馬匹屈路返嚟，啊講到繪影繪聲生動到極。
+
+52
+00:05:06,240 --> 00:05:10,604
+康熙啊聽到津津有味，猛咁拍佢膊頭贊佢話：
+
+53
+00:05:10,862 --> 00:05:14,713
+小桂子，你真係使得，呢一次啊真係辛苦晒你嘞。
+
+54
+00:05:15,558 --> 00:05:20,716
+韋小寶話：皇上，鰲拜呢啲奸黨呢，勢力真係好大㗎。
+
+55
+00:05:21,107 --> 00:05:26,837
+啊奴才逃走出嚟嘅時候呢，就記清楚條路噃，我哋即刻帶兵去捉佢哋好唔好啊？
+
+56
+00:05:27,387 --> 00:05:33,541
+康熙歡喜喇：妙極喇，你快啲去叫索額圖帶領三千兵馬，跟住你去捉啦。
+
+57
+00:05:33,995 --> 00:05:34,502
+係。
+
+58
+00:05:35,163 --> 00:05:38,389
+韋小寶退出嚟，叫人去通知索額圖。
+
+59
+00:05:39,348 --> 00:05:48,051
+索額圖聽講小桂子畀鰲拜手下捉咗去，個心諗，宮中啊少咗個大幫手嘞正喺度發緊愁。
+
+60
+00:05:48,642 --> 00:05:54,186
+雖然能夠吞沒四十五萬兩銀，噉到底係所失者大就所得者小吖。
+
+61
+00:05:54,976 --> 00:06:02,523
+突然間知道小桂子趯翻返嚟當堂精神大振，噉啊連忙帶領人馬，同韋小寶去捉拿餘黨嘞。
+
+62
+00:06:03,358 --> 00:06:08,172
+行到半路，康親王啊派人將韋小寶嘅玉花驄趕住送嚟。
+
+63
+00:06:08,666 --> 00:06:13,351
+韋小寶騎住名駒，左顧右盼啊得意非凡啊。
+
+64
+00:06:14,794 --> 00:06:19,090
+到咗天地會聚會嘅地方，當然係早就唔見人影啦。
+
+65
+00:06:19,632 --> 00:06:26,720
+索額圖下令搜殺，冇幾耐，就喺菜園裏便將鰲拜嘅首級同埋屍體掘咗出嚟。
+
+66
+00:06:27,200 --> 00:06:38,696
+又搵到一塊大清少保、一等超武公鰲拜大人之靈位嘅靈牌，噉啊幾副吊唁鰲拜嘅輓聯，噉呢啲呢都係陳近南故意留低㗎咯。
+
+67
+00:06:39,193 --> 00:06:45,584
+韋小寶同索額圖返到去北京，將靈牌啊輓聯等等嘅嘢，呈上康熙。
+
+68
+00:06:46,574 --> 00:06:50,339
+韋小寶個神情呀，好似立咗件大功噉。
+
+69
+00:06:51,090 --> 00:06:57,658
+康熙獎勵咗幾句，吩咐葬咗鰲拜嘅屍體，就叫兩個人啊繼續小心查察。
+
+70
+00:06:58,825 --> 00:07:06,712
+韋小寶個嘴呢一味話係啊係啊噉，表面上忠誠勤奮，之個肚呢就喺度偷笑。
+
+71
+00:07:08,161 --> 00:07:18,750
+過咗三日，韋小寶稟明康熙，要出去訪查鰲拜嘅餘黨，其實呢，佢係去東城甜水井胡同啊。
+
+72
+00:07:19,430 --> 00:07:24,860
+去到喇，離開胡同口十零丈嘅地方有一副雲吞擔停響處。
+
+73
+00:07:25,816 --> 00:07:38,611
+賣雲吞嗰個人見到韋小寶，搦起落雲吞嘅長竹筷，喺裝錢個竹筒上面托托托噉敲咗三下，停一停，敲咗兩下，又試敲三下。
+
+74
+00:07:39,807 --> 00:07:47,726
+隔幾丈遠有人擔咗擔嘢喺度賣青蘿蔔，嗰個人用削蘿蔔嘅刀，喺擔挑上面亦都係噉樣敲。
+
+75
+00:07:48,517 --> 00:07:51,867
+韋小寶估計係天地會傳遞消息嘅法子嘞。
+
+76
+00:07:52,627 --> 00:07:59,098
+佢跟住一個賣冰糖葫蘆嘅小販入咗胡同，嚟到黑漆大門嘅一座屋前便。
+
+77
+00:07:59,418 --> 00:08:04,168
+噉門口呢有三個人踎喺處，正在用石灰粉刷牆壁。
+
+78
+00:08:05,027 --> 00:08:11,133
+見到韋小寶之後呢岌一岌頭，用石灰刀喺牆上面敲擊幾下，大門呢就開嘞。
+
+79
+00:08:12,244 --> 00:08:18,758
+韋小寶行入院子，入咗大廳，見到陳近南已經坐喺廳裏便，咪即刻上去叩頭。
+
+80
+00:08:19,714 --> 00:08:24,034
+陳近南好歡喜，佢話：你嚟得咁早真係啱嘞。
+
+81
+00:08:24,756 --> 00:08:33,074
+我本來想停留多幾日，傳你功夫嘅，但係尋日接到消息，話福建有一件大事要我趕住去處理。
+
+82
+00:08:33,510 --> 00:08:36,244
+呢次，我只能夠停留一日唧。
+
+83
+00:08:36,837 --> 00:08:39,281
+韋小寶聽咗個心高興喇，佢諗：
+
+84
+00:08:39,792 --> 00:08:46,579
+嗱，你唔得閒教多啲功夫畀我咋，將嚟我練得唔好，係你嘅事你唔能夠怪我。
+
+85
+00:08:47,423 --> 00:08:50,349
+之面上呢，冚𠾴唥都係失望嘅神色。
+
+86
+00:08:51,660 --> 00:08:55,064
+陳近南喺身邊攞咗一本薄薄嘅冊子出嚟佢話：
+
+87
+00:08:55,340 --> 00:09:01,150
+呢本係本門修習內功嘅基本法門，你每日自己用功啦。
+
+88
+00:09:01,746 --> 00:09:10,177
+噉啊打開冊子，見到每一頁上便呢都畫有人像，於是呢將修習內功嘅法門同埋口訣傳授咗。
+
+89
+00:09:11,481 --> 00:09:15,968
+韋小寶一時之間亦唔能夠全盤領悟啊，只係用心記憶唧。
+
+90
+00:09:16,686 --> 00:09:22,056
+陳近南用咗兩個幾時辰，就將呢一套內功傳授完喇，佢話：
+
+91
+00:09:22,828 --> 00:09:26,696
+本門功夫呢，以正心誠意為先。
+
+92
+00:09:27,863 --> 00:09:36,170
+你呢個人心猿意馬，同本門功夫啊格格不入，練起上嚟呢就加倍艱難，要特別用功先至係。
+
+93
+00:09:36,606 --> 00:09:39,097
+有一件事你要緊緊記住啊：
+
+94
+00:09:39,866 --> 00:09:50,752
+如果練到心煩意燥，頭暈眼花就唔好再練，要等靜翻落嚟，收拾雜念再從頭練起，如果唔係，會有重大危險嘅。
+
+95
+00:09:51,770 --> 00:09:55,644
+韋小寶應咗，噉啊雙手接咗冊子，收入自己嘅袋。
+
+96
+00:09:56,186 --> 00:10:00,104
+陳近南又詳細詢問海大富所教武功嘅情形。
+
+97
+00:10:01,261 --> 00:10:06,585
+等韋小寶連講帶演噉逐樣講完喇，陳近南沉吟噉話：
+
+98
+00:10:07,154 --> 00:10:12,925
+呢啲功夫你亦早就知道係假嘅，真係遇到敵人一啲都唔頂用。
+
+99
+00:10:13,263 --> 00:10:19,352
+我只係奇怪，點解清廷皇太后傳授畀嗰個小皇帝嘅武功亦係假嘅呢？
+
+100
+00:10:19,890 --> 00:10:29,434
+韋小寶話：個老舉乸唔係小皇帝嘅親生老母，而且，而且個老舉乸唔係好人，係個好壞嘅壞人啊。
+
+101
+00:10:30,132 --> 00:10:40,444
+佢嘅心諗：老舉乸害死小皇帝母親等等嘅情由呢牽連太過重大，對師父亦唔能夠講，何況呢件事同師父毫不相干。
+
+102
+00:10:41,567 --> 00:10:50,586
+陳近南岌一岌頭，跟住又查問海大富嘅為人同埋所作所為，佢只係覺得呢個老太監充滿咗詭秘。
+
+103
+00:10:51,867 --> 00:10:55,634
+韋小寶講咗一啲，突然間哇一聲喊起上嚟。
+
+104
+00:10:56,194 --> 00:10:59,706
+陳近南又問佢嘞：小寶，你做咩啊？
+
+105
+00:11:00,239 --> 00:11:05,970
+韋小寶抽抽噎噎噉，將海大富喺湯裏便暗中放咗毒藥嘅事講咗。
+
+106
+00:11:06,645 --> 00:11:12,976
+最收尾佢話：師父，呢啲毒藥，係唔能夠解㗎喇。
+
+107
+00:11:13,451 --> 00:11:18,112
+我死咗之後呢，青木堂嘅兄弟唔能夠再用老法子喇。
+
+108
+00:11:18,792 --> 00:11:21,589
+噉陳近南問佢：咩老法子啊？
+
+109
+00:11:22,416 --> 00:11:28,068
+鰲拜害死咗尹香主，噉我殺咗鰲拜，大家就叫我做青木堂香主咯。
+
+110
+00:11:28,584 --> 00:11:33,295
+海老烏龜害死咗韋香主，噉老舉乸呢，就殺咗海老烏龜。
+
+111
+00:11:33,526 --> 00:11:37,743
+大家，唔好請老舉乸嚟做，青木堂香主啊。
+
+112
+00:11:38,578 --> 00:11:45,030
+陳近南哈哈大笑，噉啊細心同佢診脈，又詳細問佢小腹疼痛嘅情形；
+
+113
+00:11:45,421 --> 00:11:53,890
+又用手指喺佢小腹四周圍嘅穴道上便，或輕或重噉撳下，沉吟咗一陣就話：你唔使怕。
+
+114
+00:11:54,821 --> 00:12:02,490
+海大富嘅毒藥，或者世間上真係冇藥可解，但係我可以用耐力將毒逼翻出嚟。
+
+115
+00:12:03,081 --> 00:12:08,186
+韋小寶聽咗歡喜到極，一味話：吖多謝師父，多謝師父。
+
+116
+00:12:09,349 --> 00:12:18,934
+噉陳近南啊帶佢去卧室，叫佢瞓喺張床處，左手撳住佢胸口嘅膻中穴，右手就撳住佢背脊大椎穴。
+
+117
+00:12:19,526 --> 00:12:29,543
+過咗一陣間，韋小寶就覺得兩股熱氣啊慢慢向下便行，全身都講唔出咁舒服，噉迷迷懵懵呢就瞓着嘞。
+
+118
+00:12:30,129 --> 00:12:35,714
+瞓瞓下，突然間覺得個肚好痛，哎呀一聲，即刻醒翻。
+
+119
+00:12:35,777 --> 00:12:39,196
+佢叫話：師父我，誒，我要屙屎啊。
+
+120
+00:12:39,525 --> 00:12:41,751
+陳近南啊帶佢去廁所門口。
+
+121
+00:12:42,329 --> 00:12:51,157
+韋小寶啱啱解開條褲唧，啲爛屎就已經直噴而出，只係覺得非常腥臭，個口啊跟住噁噁聲猛咁嘔。
+
+122
+00:12:52,553 --> 00:12:58,462
+韋小寶返到臥室，屙到佢雙腳酸軟好難企得翻直。
+
+123
+00:12:59,266 --> 00:13:06,882
+陳近南微微笑話：好喇，你中嘅毒呢已經去咗十之八九，剩落嚟嘅已經唔緊要。
+
+124
+00:13:07,519 --> 00:13:12,727
+我呢處有十二粒解毒靈丹，你分十二日食啦，啲毒就清㗎喇。
+
+125
+00:13:13,460 --> 00:13:17,419
+講完，喺個袋處攞一個瓷樽仔出嚟就交畀韋小寶。
+
+126
+00:13:18,434 --> 00:13:20,606
+韋小寶接住好感激佢：
+
+127
+00:13:21,454 --> 00:13:28,040
+師父，呢啲藥丸你自己仲有冇啊？噉你都畀咗我，如果你自己中毒噉唔係，誒。
+
+128
+00:13:28,798 --> 00:13:34,120
+陳近南微微一笑話：人哋想放我個毒啊，亦冇咁容易。
+
+129
+00:13:35,380 --> 00:13:40,692
+睇住天色已經夜喇，陳近南叫人開飯，噉啊同韋小寶一齊食。
+
+130
+00:13:41,706 --> 00:13:49,332
+韋小寶見只有四碗尋常嘅餸菜佢心諗：師父係大英雄，食得咁馬虎嘅？
+
+131
+00:13:50,524 --> 00:13:58,639
+佢既然身上嘅劇毒已經解咗咯，噉啊滿心歡暢，食飯嘅時候，一味笑眯眯好歡喜。
+
+132
+00:13:59,570 --> 00:14:03,103
+食完飯喇，韋小寶又幫師父斟咗茶。
+
+133
+00:14:03,936 --> 00:14:05,921
+陳近南飲咗幾啖佢話：
+
+134
+00:14:06,378 --> 00:14:09,258
+小寶，望你做個乖仔，
+
+135
+00:14:09,969 --> 00:14:12,692
+我一得閒，就嚟京城傳你武藝。
+
+136
+00:14:13,154 --> 00:14:13,647
+哦。
+
+137
+00:14:14,583 --> 00:14:16,918
+好，你而家就返皇宮啦。
+
+138
+00:14:17,247 --> 00:14:23,210
+佢哋好狡猾㗎，你雖然亦都好聰明，到底係年紀細，要事事小心啊。
+
+139
+00:14:24,216 --> 00:14:30,390
+師父，我喺宮裏便好悶啊，幾時先可以跟住你出嚟行走江湖啊？
+
+140
+00:14:31,246 --> 00:14:34,607
+你忍住幾年為本會立幾件大功先啦。
+
+141
+00:14:35,284 --> 00:14:44,512
+等到，等到再過幾年喇，你又變咗聲，鬍鬚都生出嚟喇，唔能夠再冒充太監嗰陣時再出嚟啦。
+
+142
+00:14:45,616 --> 00:14:55,569
+韋小寶個心諗：我喺宮裏便做好事定係做壞事你哋邊個都唔知嘅，想廢咗我個香主，噉就冇咁容易嘞噃。
+
+143
+00:14:56,390 --> 00:15:00,788
+將來我年紀大咗，武功啊練好咗或者你就唔廢我喇。
+
+144
+00:15:01,504 --> 00:15:05,894
+想到呢處就開心起嚟，佢話：啊，師父，我返去喇。
+
+145
+00:15:06,819 --> 00:15:09,091
+陳近南企起身拉住佢隻手話：
+
+146
+00:15:09,647 --> 00:15:16,876
+小寶，清廷嘅氣候已經成功，呢個反清復明嘅大事係好艱難。
+
+147
+00:15:17,303 --> 00:15:27,068
+你喺皇宮裏便，時時刻刻會遇到兇險，你年紀咁細，又冇學到咩嘢真實本領，我真係好放心唔落。
+
+148
+00:15:28,290 --> 00:15:32,562
+不過我哋既然入咗天地會咯，呢個身體就唔係自己㗎。
+
+149
+00:15:33,331 --> 00:15:38,751
+只要對於反清復明大業有利，就算明知係火坑亦唯有跳落去。
+
+150
+00:15:40,136 --> 00:15:46,152
+只係可惜，可惜你唔能夠時時喺我身邊，我可以好好噉教你。
+
+151
+00:15:47,079 --> 00:15:49,250
+但望將來你能夠多啲同我一齊啦。
+
+152
+00:15:50,043 --> 00:15:57,591
+而家會中兄弟敬重你，不過係睇在我嘅份上啫，但係我總唔能夠照應你一世人㗎。
+
+153
+00:15:58,120 --> 00:16:02,696
+噉將來人哋敬重你定係睇你唔起，一切全在你自己嘞。
+
+154
+00:16:03,472 --> 00:16:07,973
+係，我丟自己嘅架唔緊要啊，師父嘅架唔丟得㗎嘛。
+
+155
+00:16:08,662 --> 00:16:10,546
+你自己丟架都唔得啊。
+
+156
+00:16:11,069 --> 00:16:13,241
+哦，誒噉樣丟小桂子嘅架啦。
+
+157
+00:16:13,525 --> 00:16:19,930
+小桂子係宮裏便嘅太監，我哋丟小桂子嘅架，即係丟清廷嘅架，噉就係反清復明喇。
+
+158
+00:16:21,024 --> 00:16:25,451
+陳近南長歎一聲，實在唔知點樣教導先至係。
+
+159
+00:16:26,664 --> 00:16:38,926
+話説韋小寶入宮返到去自己間屋，將索額圖交嚟嗰幾十張總共四十六萬六千五百兩嘅銀票反覆仔細睇下，嗨個心啊，高興啊。
+
+160
+00:16:39,713 --> 00:16:52,273
+原來索額圖為咗討好佢啊，本來應承畀四十五萬兩銀嘅啫，收尾呢變賣咗鰲拜嘅家產，賣得嘅價錢就比較預計嘅為多，噉於是呢又加咗萬幾兩。
+
+161
+00:16:53,107 --> 00:17:02,551
+佢睇咗好耐喇，收翻起啲銀票，就攞出陳近南嗰本武功冊子啊照住所傳嘅秘訣，盤膝打坐練嘞噃。
+
+162
+00:17:03,618 --> 00:17:14,853
+佢點收銀票，見到銀票上便嘅銀號票號嘅朱印嘅時候呢神采奕奕，一掀到武功圖譜，當堂就興味索然。
+
+163
+00:17:15,699 --> 00:17:25,658
+何況書裏便嘅註解一百個字當中亦識唔到一個，都練唔到半個時辰啫，就覺得神昏眼倦，趢喺床上面瞓着。
+
+164
+00:17:26,980 --> 00:17:35,190
+第日瞓醒，喺書房裏便侍候完皇帝嘞返到嚟屋，又再練功，過咗冇幾耐又試瞓着。
+
+165
+00:17:36,018 --> 00:17:43,796
+原來陳近南呢一門功夫啊，入門極之唔容易嘅，非有極大嘅毅力難以打通第一關。
+
+166
+00:17:44,847 --> 00:17:48,851
+韋小寶聰明機警，就係少咗呢一份毅力。
+
+167
+00:17:49,526 --> 00:17:56,400
+第一個坐式一練，就覺得艱難無比啊昏昏欲睡，瞓咗一覺已經係半夜嘞。
+
+168
+00:17:57,120 --> 00:18:03,367
+佢諗：師父叫我練功，但佢嘅功夫呢乏味到極嘅。
+
+169
+00:18:03,812 --> 00:18:11,204
+如果偷懶唔練，噉下次見到師父佢一查，我個功夫一啲都冇長進，一定好唔高興啦。
+
+170
+00:18:11,858 --> 00:18:14,799
+噉講唔定就將我嘅青木堂香主廢咗。
+
+171
+00:18:15,074 --> 00:18:21,333
+唔係啦，噉起身再攞個冊子嚟睇，噉根據佢嘅法子打坐修習啦。
+
+172
+00:18:21,955 --> 00:18:25,846
+過咗冇幾耐雙眼皮又試沉重到極忍唔住要瞓。
+
+173
+00:18:26,958 --> 00:18:32,064
+個心諗：佢哋打定咗主意，要過河拆橋㗎嘞。
+
+174
+00:18:32,718 --> 00:18:42,332
+噉無論我呢座橋呢，係青石板大橋亦好，係爛木頭獨木橋又好，佢哋總係要拆嘅，噉我練唔練功夫都唔緊要啦。
+
+175
+00:18:42,874 --> 00:18:50,230
+哈，既然搵到咗唔練功夫嘅藉口，一身安樂嗨疊埋心水噘噘聲瞓覺啊。
+
+176
+00:18:51,079 --> 00:18:57,313
+佢既然唔需要再練武功，噉以後嘅日子呢就過得十分逍遙自在嘞。
+
+177
+00:18:58,047 --> 00:19:02,785
+十二粒藥丸食完，小腹上面嘅疼痛已經無影無蹤。
+
+178
+00:19:03,629 --> 00:19:11,950
+日頭淨係喺上書房侍候康熙幾個時辰，噉其餘嘅時間，就同温氏兄弟嗰班人啊擲骰仔賭錢。
+
+179
+00:19:12,555 --> 00:19:25,967
+佢而家係身有幾十萬兩銀家財嘅大富豪嘞，擲骰仔本來呢就唔使再出千呃人嘅，但係羊牯當前，唔呃翻幾下個心啊講唔出咁唔痛快。
+
+180
+00:19:26,487 --> 00:19:32,074
+温氏兄弟、平威、老吳等等嘅人欠佢嘅賭債梗係越積越多啦。
+
+181
+00:19:32,798 --> 00:19:41,230
+好在韋小寶呢唔追賭債，海大富又死咗咯，温氏兄弟等人呢雖然債台高築啊，亦都唔係點樣擔心。
+
+182
+00:19:41,929 --> 00:19:52,090
+至於尚膳監嘅事務呢，自不然有手下嘅太監料理，每逢初二、十六，管事嘅太監就送四百兩銀去韋小寶間屋。
+
+183
+00:19:52,998 --> 00:20:01,161
+呢個時候，索額圖早就幫佢將幾萬兩銀啊分送畀宮中妃嬪同埋有權勢嘅太監、侍衞；
+
+184
+00:20:01,646 --> 00:20:05,997
+韋小寶把嘴呢又使得，康熙對佢啊十分寵幸；
+
+185
+00:20:06,308 --> 00:20:13,700
+呢幾個月裏頭啊，喺宮中眾口交譽人人見到佢都蓮子蓉噉口面嗨不得了啊。
+
+186
+00:20:15,383 --> 00:20:23,807
+秋盡冬來就天氣一日冷過一日，噉呢一日韋小寶喺上書房裏便出嚟，忽然間諗起：
+
+187
+00:20:24,522 --> 00:20:29,880
+師父吩咐如果有事呢，就去天橋搵賣膏藥嗰個徐老伯聯絡。
+
+188
+00:20:30,622 --> 00:20:43,714
+雖然冇乜事啫，不妨去同佢對答一下咩嘢地振高岡，一派溪山千古秀。門朝大海，三河合水萬年流，哈噉都有癮噃。
+
+189
+00:20:43,958 --> 00:20:49,861
+喂，你呢件膏藥要三兩黃金、三兩白銀啊？太過貴咯，太過貴咯。
+
+190
+00:20:49,915 --> 00:20:52,487
+五兩黃金、五兩白銀賣唔賣啊？
+
+191
+00:20:52,541 --> 00:20:56,135
+哈，哈哈哈哈哈，誒，過癮，過癮！
+
+192
+00:20:56,712 --> 00:21:07,282
+佢行出咗宮門，喺大街上面轉咗幾轉，見到有間茶館裏便呢有個講古先生喺度講古，就行入去沖咗壺茶坐低。
+
+193
+00:21:08,424 --> 00:21:16,409
+嗰個講古先生講嘅呢正係英烈傳啊，噉正係講到朱元璋同陳友諒，喺鄱陽湖大戰。
+
+194
+00:21:16,489 --> 00:21:26,408
+噉啊點樣周顛抱咗朱元璋換船，點樣陳友諒嘅戰船呢一炮轟過嚟，將朱元璋原來坐嗰隻船都轟到粉碎。
+
+195
+00:21:27,133 --> 00:21:37,554
+呢啲情節啊，韋小寶早啊聽到爛熟嘞，嗰個講古先生穿插亦唔係點叻嘅啫，但係佢一坐低就聽咗大半個時辰。
+
+196
+00:21:38,114 --> 00:21:43,307
+東逛西逛直到天黑，噉呢一日呢，竟然冇去天橋。
+
+197
+00:21:44,077 --> 00:21:47,066
+噉第二日、第三日，始終冇去成。
+
+198
+00:21:47,748 --> 00:21:52,257
+每晚臨瞓心裏便總係話：聽日應該去睇下嗰個徐老伯喇噉。
+
+199
+00:21:52,981 --> 00:22:00,171
+但係第二日唔係去擲骰仔賭錢呢，就去聽講古，乜都唔係就去街市裏便亂咁使銀。
+
+200
+00:22:00,836 --> 00:22:08,490
+呢啲日子喺皇宮裏便逍遙快樂，做太監啊比起做天地會嘅咩香主臭主要妥當得多嘞。
+
+201
+00:22:09,226 --> 00:22:13,425
+自己都知，呢個想法係十分冇出息，亦唔敢多想。
+
+202
+00:22:13,781 --> 00:22:20,095
+偶然想起呢自己安慰自己：橫掂我又冇事，去搵嗰個徐老伯做咩唧？
+
+203
+00:22:20,406 --> 00:22:26,195
+洩漏咗機密呀，送咗我條小命唔緊要啊，反而連累咗天地會嘅大事啊。
+
+204
+00:22:26,301 --> 00:22:28,366
+哈，噉樣諗就掂晒嘞。
+
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+00:22:28,686 --> 00:22:33,562
+嗱各位，欲知後事如何，且聽下回分解。

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+1
+00:00:00,258 --> 00:00:03,783
+前文再續啊書接上一回啊。
+
+2
+00:00:04,817 --> 00:00:12,710
+話說徐老伯突然間話唔主張韋小寶，同埋去搵沐王府個人，就避免暴露身份噉。
+
+3
+00:00:14,047 --> 00:00:17,170
+大家一聽，覺得好有道理。
+
+4
+00:00:18,589 --> 00:00:31,354
+但係韋小寶呢，佢雖然對沐王府本來有啲忌憚嘅，但係既然請武林中一批有名望嘅人同埋去，噉即係話有贏冇輸啫。
+
+5
+00:00:32,336 --> 00:00:38,038
+好似用灌咗鉛嘅骰仔同羊牯賭錢，點能夠置身局外呢？
+
+6
+00:00:39,282 --> 00:00:47,427
+佢話，噉我如果唔去就唔好玩嘞喎，我個姓名身份，你哋唔好同外人講就得啦。
+
+7
+00:00:48,307 --> 00:00:56,306
+玄貞道人話：如果韋香主喬裝改扮咗，噉就冇人知道佢喺宮裏便辦事啊。
+
+8
+00:00:57,182 --> 00:01:02,451
+韋小寶冇聽佢講完喇即刻就拍手嗌好，一味話：妙極，妙極喇。
+
+9
+00:01:02,971 --> 00:01:13,022
+呢個主意啊投其所好，上門生事本嚟已經十分有癮㗎啦，改裝之後去生事啊嘿更加妙上加妙啊。
+
+10
+00:01:13,908 --> 00:01:20,314
+大家本來都覺得，如果唔係韋香主率領去呢，各人擔嘅關係太過大。
+
+11
+00:01:21,348 --> 00:01:25,270
+而家見到佢咁熱心爭住話要去，當然冇意見啦。
+
+12
+00:01:26,159 --> 00:01:32,580
+噉徐老伯話：大家，大家千祈要小心啊。
+
+13
+00:01:33,572 --> 00:01:38,191
+韋香主，扮，扮咩嘢人啊？
+
+14
+00:01:39,064 --> 00:01:41,394
+噉大家望住韋小寶聽佢指示。
+
+15
+00:01:42,407 --> 00:01:49,551
+韋小寶個心諗：噉我扮個富家公子好呢，定係扮個乞兒仔好呢？
+
+16
+00:01:51,049 --> 00:02:01,607
+佢喺妓院嘅時候，見到嚟到嫖妓女嘅王孫公子衣飾華貴，向來都十分羨慕嘅，就係可惜一直冇機會着。
+
+17
+00:02:02,280 --> 00:02:08,020
+稍為沉吟下，就喺個袋處扲出三張五百兩銀嘅銀票，佢話：
+
+18
+00:02:08,861 --> 00:02:12,906
+呢處有一千五百兩銀，勞煩邊位大哥去同我買啲衣服啦。
+
+19
+00:02:13,572 --> 00:02:19,667
+大家一見都微微吃一驚，幾個人一齊話：邊度用得咁多銀啊？
+
+20
+00:02:20,240 --> 00:02:30,638
+韋小寶話：我銀係有啊，衣服呢買得越貴越好，誒再買啲珠寶戴起上嚟，噉邊個都唔知道我係宮裏頭個小，誒誒小太監啦。
+
+21
+00:02:31,338 --> 00:02:34,396
+玄貞道人話：韋香主講得啱。
+
+22
+00:02:35,138 --> 00:02:38,260
+高兄弟，你去幫手買韋香主嘅衣服啦。
+
+23
+00:02:39,377 --> 00:02:44,597
+韋小寶又攞咗一千兩銀嘅銀票佢話：誒使多啲錢啦，唔緊要㗎。
+
+24
+00:02:45,086 --> 00:02:50,576
+嘩，啲人見到呢個細路，身邊嘅銀票咁多，都暗中驚奇嘞。
+
+25
+00:02:51,442 --> 00:02:55,851
+點講都估唔到佢屋裏便嘅銀啊，竟然有四十幾萬兩咁多啊。
+
+26
+00:02:56,656 --> 00:03:04,626
+按照韋小寶本來嘅脾氣呢，佢身邊就算有二三錢銀啊，都要使清使淨先至舒服嘅。
+
+27
+00:03:05,526 --> 00:03:14,251
+不過而家四十幾萬兩銀噃，點至使得完啦，能夠買啲華貴衣服嚟着下，出下風頭，哎真係機會難得。
+
+28
+00:03:15,087 --> 00:03:18,043
+見大家眼都擎晒，吖又伸手入袋嘞。
+
+29
+00:03:18,806 --> 00:03:25,737
+佢個手伸翻出嚟嘅時候，手掌裏便已經有三千五百兩銀嘅銀票，噉啊交畀玄貞道人話：
+
+30
+00:03:26,346 --> 00:03:35,416
+兄弟同各位大哥今日初初相見，冇咩孝敬嘞，呢啲銀呢，喺宮裏便攞㗎，都係不義，誒，不義嘅銀啊。
+
+31
+00:03:36,464 --> 00:03:44,149
+佢本來呢，就想講不義之財嘅，講到出口嘅時候呢句成語又唔記得咗，所以就話不義嘅銀。
+
+32
+00:03:44,602 --> 00:03:46,588
+誒，請大家幫手使啲啦。
+
+33
+00:03:47,409 --> 00:03:52,027
+天地會啊規矩嚴明，唔能夠立亂攞人嘅財物嘅。
+
+34
+00:03:53,243 --> 00:04:03,234
+樊綱、高彥超等人呢已經窮咗好耐嘞，突然間見到韋香主攞出咁多銀票，又講明係攞清廷嘅不義之財。
+
+35
+00:04:03,670 --> 00:04:07,230
+佢既然喺清宮當差，噉樣講當然係真㗎喇。
+
+36
+00:04:07,621 --> 00:04:10,174
+各人情不自禁都歡呼起嚟啊。
+
+37
+00:04:10,855 --> 00:04:15,610
+玄貞話：我哋要分頭去請人，今日就嚟唔切喇。
+
+38
+00:04:16,228 --> 00:04:21,526
+韋香主，聽日大家喺呢處恭候大駕，唔知你咩時候能夠到呢？
+
+39
+00:04:22,006 --> 00:04:27,463
+韋小寶話：上午我又要當差，誒，午後一定到。
+
+40
+00:04:27,877 --> 00:04:35,404
+玄貞話：好，聽日午後，我哋先喺呢度會齊，然後一齊去同嗰兩個姓白嘅講數。
+
+41
+00:04:37,166 --> 00:04:43,137
+當晚韋小寶呢就心痕痕喇，喺屋裏便跳上跳落指手畫腳。
+
+42
+00:04:43,950 --> 00:04:49,884
+第日喺上書房出嚟，就匆匆忙忙去珠寶店買咗一��大翡翠戒指。
+
+43
+00:04:50,619 --> 00:04:58,193
+又叫店裏頭嘅師傅，喺一頂短帽上便，釘翻一塊大白玉，四粒圓淨嘅明珠。
+
+44
+00:04:59,177 --> 00:05:01,610
+噉一嚟呢就使咗四千幾兩銀嘞。
+
+45
+00:05:02,582 --> 00:05:07,084
+珠寶店見呢位貴客係宮中太監，噉一啲都唔奇怪噃。
+
+46
+00:05:07,640 --> 00:05:13,023
+因為既然係內宮嚟採購珠寶，使錢再多十倍亦係平常啦。
+
+47
+00:05:14,616 --> 00:05:19,557
+韋小寶趕到回春堂藥店，噉啊眾人已經喺地牢裏便等候佢。
+
+48
+00:05:20,064 --> 00:05:27,362
+話已經請咗北京四位知名嘅武師一齊去做見證，每人呢，已經送咗二百兩銀謝禮喇噉。
+
+49
+00:05:28,318 --> 00:05:35,188
+韋小寶個心諗：得人錢財啊與人消災，呢四位武師啊非幫我哋不可喇。
+
+50
+00:05:35,739 --> 00:05:43,997
+不過二百兩銀謝禮太過少吖，最好呢就送夠五百兩，四位武師亦少過頭啫，最好請十六位。
+
+51
+00:05:45,516 --> 00:05:48,863
+高彥超攞出衣服鞋襪嚟畀韋小寶換咗。
+
+52
+00:05:49,325 --> 00:06:00,433
+每件衣物都十分華貴嘅，外便嗰件長袍呢，係火狐皮嘅襯裏，喺領口同埋衣袖外便，翻出油光滑亮嘅毛皮。
+
+53
+00:06:01,304 --> 00:06:07,611
+高彥超話：皮袍呢叫佢哋漏夜改細嘅，畀多三兩六錢銀嘅工錢。
+
+54
+00:06:08,406 --> 00:06:10,824
+韋小寶話：唔貴吖，唔貴啊。
+
+55
+00:06:11,478 --> 00:06:16,894
+一件天青綢緞嘅馬褂，十粒紐扣呢，都係黃金打嘅。
+
+56
+00:06:17,169 --> 00:06:20,294
+就算係噉，佢畀嘅銀仲係一半都使唔晒。
+
+57
+00:06:21,056 --> 00:06:29,195
+韋小寶喺宮中住咗將近一年，所謂居移氣養移體，食用又好，見識又多；
+
+58
+00:06:29,826 --> 00:06:38,012
+呢半年嚟做咗尚膳監嘅首腦，百幾名太監啊畀佢派嚟派去，做首領呢，早就做到慣嘞。
+
+59
+00:06:38,448 --> 00:06:51,052
+而家周身一打扮，雖然係有啲暴發戶嘅俗氣，不過呢亦顯得款式非凡啊派頭十足，同埋樊綱、高彥超呢班草莽豪傑啊大不相同。
+
+60
+00:06:52,624 --> 00:07:04,762
+噉啊大家已經安排好一頂轎喺門口等住，請韋小寶上轎，就防備佢改裝之後，喺城裏便行呢，就撞見宮中太監或者朝廷官員就唔好嘞。
+
+61
+00:07:06,106 --> 00:07:11,038
+一行人先去東城武勝鏢局，同四位武師會齊。
+
+62
+00:07:12,159 --> 00:07:21,571
+嗰四位武師，第一位，係北京潭腿門掌門人老武師馬博仁，佢係清真教門嘅；
+
+63
+00:07:21,945 --> 00:07:32,742
+第二位，跌打名醫姚春，徐老伯受咗傷，就係由佢醫治嘅，呢個人又係名醫，擒拿短打亦係一絕；
+
+64
+00:07:33,735 --> 00:07:39,916
+第三位係外號虎面霸王嘅雷一嘯，鐵布衫功夫啊非常有名；
+
+65
+00:07:40,649 --> 00:07:45,553
+第四位就係武勝鏢局嘅總鏢頭，金槍王武通嘞。
+
+66
+00:07:46,304 --> 00:07:58,718
+馬博仁等四個人啊，早就知道天地會領頭嘅韋香主年紀好輕，一見，竟然係噉樣一個豪富少年都十分奇怪。
+
+67
+00:07:59,206 --> 00:08:10,870
+但係各人久仰陳近南嘅大名，個心諗住天地會總舵主嘅弟子，年紀雖然係細唧，亦必定有驚人嘅藝業㗎，所以呢都唔敢睇小佢。
+
+68
+00:08:12,203 --> 00:08:18,243
+眾人喺鏢局裏便飲咗茶，就一齊去楊柳胡同嗰個姓白嗰兩個人住嘅地方。
+
+69
+00:08:19,233 --> 00:08:28,223
+韋小寶同馬博仁、姚春三個人就坐轎，雷一嘯同王武通啊騎馬，其餘個人呢就步行。
+
+70
+00:08:29,207 --> 00:08:39,403
+玄貞道人同埋樊綱等等都係成名嘅人物，王武通呢，本來話要借馬佢哋騎嘅，但係玄貞怕惹人注目啊就堅決唔肯。
+
+71
+00:08:40,847 --> 00:08:51,560
+一行人嚟到楊柳胡同嘅一座朱漆大門嘅宅第之外，高彥超正話想上前拍門，忽然間聽見裏便傳嚟隱隱約約嘅哭聲。
+
+72
+00:08:52,379 --> 00:08:59,770
+大家一窒，只見大門外便掛住兩盞白色燈籠，哦原來屋企有喪事。
+
+73
+00:09:00,295 --> 00:09:08,542
+高彥超就輕輕呱呱呱噉叩幾下門環，過咗一陣，大門打開，一名老管家出嚟嘞。
+
+74
+00:09:08,924 --> 00:09:12,298
+高彥超呈上準備好嘅五張名帖，佢話：
+
+75
+00:09:12,645 --> 00:09:19,699
+武勝鏢局、潭腿門、天地會嘅幾位朋友，前嚟拜會白大俠、白二俠。
+
+76
+00:09:20,153 --> 00:09:30,630
+嗰個老管家聽見天地會三個字唧，眼眉一豎，嬲爆爆噉向眾人睩咗一眼，接過拜帖，一言不發就行翻入去。
+
+77
+00:09:31,753 --> 00:09:39,736
+馬博仁年紀雖然係老咋噃，火氣係極之大嘅，當堂忍唔住發火咯：呢個奴才咁無禮嘅！
+
+78
+00:09:40,663 --> 00:09:44,312
+韋小寶話：馬大爺嘅説話一啲都冇錯啊。
+
+79
+00:09:45,379 --> 00:09:52,642
+佢對沐王府個人啊到底好怕，只係望馬博仁、王武通等人呢企定���自己呢一邊。
+
+80
+00:09:53,006 --> 00:09:56,990
+等陣如果逳手啊，就可以有多幾個得力嘅幫手嘞。
+
+81
+00:09:58,234 --> 00:10:09,996
+隔咗一陣，一名二十六七歲嘅漢子行出嚟，身材好高，披麻戴孝滿身喪服，兩眼紅腫，仲係淚痕未乾啊。
+
+82
+00:10:10,868 --> 00:10:19,101
+佢抱拳行禮話：韋香主、馬大爺、王總鏢頭，各位大駕光臨，有失遠迎。
+
+83
+00:10:19,621 --> 00:10:21,550
+在下白寒楓有禮。
+
+84
+00:10:22,436 --> 00:10:24,206
+噉大家就抱拳還禮。
+
+85
+00:10:24,894 --> 00:10:27,029
+白寒楓啊請眾人入去大廳。
+
+86
+00:10:28,326 --> 00:10:30,553
+馬博仁呢最性急咯佢問：
+
+87
+00:10:31,591 --> 00:10:35,992
+白二俠身上有服，唔知府上係邊一位過世呢？
+
+88
+00:10:37,007 --> 00:10:41,031
+白寒楓話：係家兄寒松不幸亡故啊。
+
+89
+00:10:41,849 --> 00:10:50,739
+馬博仁話：哎呀可惜！白氏雙木乃係沐王府嘅英雄虎將，武林中好有名。
+
+90
+00:10:51,339 --> 00:10:55,080
+白大俠正當英年，唔知得咗咩嘢病呢？
+
+91
+00:10:55,766 --> 00:11:05,731
+當其時大家啱啱嚟到大廳，仲未坐落，白寒楓聽到噉講，突然間轉過身，雙眼好似噴火噉，大聲話：
+
+92
+00:11:06,095 --> 00:11:13,836
+馬大爺，在下尊敬你係武林前輩，以禮相待，你噉樣明知故問，係譏諷我啊？
+
+93
+00:11:14,760 --> 00:11:19,320
+佢忽然間發惡，韋小寶出其不意又吃咗一驚，退咗一步。
+
+94
+00:11:19,969 --> 00:11:28,724
+馬博仁摸住白鬍鬚佢話：哦噉就奇咯，老夫唔知噉先至問啫，咩嘢叫做明知故問啊？
+
+95
+00:11:29,521 --> 00:11:35,814
+白二俠死咗兄長，就算心裏頭悲痛亦唔能夠向我老頭子發脾氣㗎。
+
+96
+00:11:36,855 --> 00:11:39,876
+白寒楓哼一聲佢話：請坐。
+
+97
+00:11:41,213 --> 00:11:46,862
+馬博仁自言自語噉話：坐唔係坐，哼，唔通仲怕咗你咩？
+
+98
+00:11:47,333 --> 00:11:50,767
+噉啊對韋小寶話：韋香主，你請上座。
+
+99
+00:11:51,274 --> 00:11:54,438
+韋小寶話：唔係唔係，仲係請馬大爺上座。
+
+100
+00:11:55,648 --> 00:12:05,623
+白寒楓睇咗拜帖，知道來客之中有天地會嘅青木堂香主韋小寶，但佢點都估唔到呢個少年就係韋香主。
+
+101
+00:12:06,376 --> 00:12:13,580
+個心又奇又嬲一伸手就揦住韋小寶隻左腕，喝佢話：你就係天地會嘅韋香主啊？
+
+102
+00:12:14,753 --> 00:12:22,946
+呢一揦嘅力量大到極，韋小寶啊奇痛入骨啊，吖噉大聲叫喊，兩行眼淚叭叭聲咁流。
+
+103
+00:12:23,617 --> 00:12:31,310
+玄貞道人話：上門係客，白二俠太過蝦人喇。用手指向白寒楓脇下點過去。
+
+104
+00:12:32,173 --> 00:12:37,673
+白寒楓左手一擋，放開韋小寶嘅手腕，退開一步話：得罪晒喇。
+
+105
+00:12:38,734 --> 00:12:42,190
+韋小寶愁眉苦面用衫袖抹乾啲眼淚。
+
+106
+00:12:43,194 --> 00:12:52,250
+白寒楓啊固之然係大出意料之外啦，馬博仁、王武通，同埋天地會嗰班人呢亦都好驚奇。
+
+107
+00:12:53,018 --> 00:12:59,138
+白寒楓呢一揦啊，雖然係手法凌厲，不過亦唔係無可擋避嘅。
+
+108
+00:13:00,064 --> 00:13:11,230
+呢個韋香主身為陳近南嘅弟子，不但閃避唔到，仲要大聲嗌，仲流眼淚添，哎，實在係武林中一件大奇事。
+
+109
+00:13:11,936 --> 00:13:17,374
+玄貞、樊綱、高彥超等人都面紅耳赤，好醜啊。
+
+110
+00:13:18,590 --> 00:13:21,024
+白寒楓話：對唔住嘞。
+
+111
+00:13:21,883 --> 00:13:27,175
+家兄不幸為天地會落毒手害死，在下心裏頭悲痛。
+
+112
+00:13:27,548 --> 00:13:31,020
+佢説話都冇講完，大家都話：咩嘢話？
+
+113
+00:13:31,783 --> 00:13:34,060
+點解白大俠會畀天地會害死啊？
+
+114
+00:13:34,624 --> 00:13:37,320
+邊度有噉嘅事啊？決無此事。
+
+115
+00:13:38,041 --> 00:13:40,194
+白寒楓啪聲企起身大聲話：
+
+116
+00:13:40,803 --> 00:13:44,830
+你哋話絕無此事，唔通我阿哥冇死咩？
+
+117
+00:13:45,680 --> 00:13:48,516
+你哋嚟，你哋嚟，大家親眼睇下。
+
+118
+00:13:48,809 --> 00:13:52,299
+一伸手，又向韋小寶左臂揦過去。
+
+119
+00:13:52,926 --> 00:14:03,440
+呢一次玄貞道人同埋樊綱都有咗準備喇，白寒楓右臂啱啱逳唧，兩個人一攻前胸就一攻後背，同時出手。
+
+120
+00:14:03,796 --> 00:14:07,980
+白寒楓即刻斜身拗步，雙掌左右打出去。
+
+121
+00:14:08,580 --> 00:14:11,827
+玄貞左掌一抬，右掌又打出去咯。
+
+122
+00:14:12,808 --> 00:14:15,428
+樊綱就已經同白寒楓交咗一掌。
+
+123
+00:14:16,454 --> 00:14:21,080
+白寒楓變招反點玄貞嘅咽喉，玄貞就側身避開。
+
+124
+00:14:21,876 --> 00:14:26,701
+白寒楓大聲話：我大哥已經死喺你哋手上，我亦唔想生嘞。
+
+125
+00:14:26,808 --> 00:14:29,261
+天地會嘅狗畜牲一齊上嚟就係喇。
+
+126
+00:14:30,084 --> 00:14:35,852
+跌打名醫姚春雙手一攔佢話：唔好逳手，呢中間恐怕有誤會。
+
+127
+00:14:36,208 --> 00:14:43,491
+白二俠口口聲聲話白大俠係畀天地會害死嘅，到底真實情形係點吖，唔該講明白先。
+
+128
+00:14:44,357 --> 00:14:48,716
+白寒楓話：你哋嚟！噉啊大踏步行入去內堂。
+
+129
+00:14:49,036 --> 00:14:54,274
+噉眾人諗住自己呢便人多啊，亦唔怕佢有咩陰謀詭計就跟埋入去。
+
+130
+00:14:55,068 --> 00:14:57,868
+啱啱嚟到天井，大家就企定嘞。
+
+131
+00:14:58,749 --> 00:15:07,654
+只見後廳係個靈堂，靈幔後便係一埲棺材，死人啊瞓到棺材上便，就露出半個頭一對腳。
+
+132
+00:15:08,829 --> 00:15:11,440
+白寒楓掀起靈幔，大聲噉叫：
+
+133
+00:15:11,866 --> 00:15:18,830
+阿哥你死得唔眼閉，細佬點都要殺幾個天地嗰嘅狗畜牲，同你保仇啊。
+
+134
+00:15:20,044 --> 00:15:22,767
+佢聲音嘶啞顯然係喊咗好耐嘞。
+
+135
+00:15:24,114 --> 00:15:30,226
+韋小寶一見到死人個樣，大吃一驚，因為嗰個正係喺蘇北小飯店裏便見過嘅。
+
+136
+00:15:31,007 --> 00:15:38,120
+嗰個人用筷子嚟打吳三桂嘅部屬，武功高強，想唔到竟然會死喺呢處。
+
+137
+00:15:38,924 --> 00:15:44,438
+噉跟住佢又諗：對方少咗個厲害腳色噃。噉又寬心翻嘞。
+
+138
+00:15:45,531 --> 00:15:50,860
+馬博仁、姚春、雷一嘯、王武通四個人行埋去。
+
+139
+00:15:51,752 --> 00:15:56,767
+王武通同白寒松有過一面之緣嘅，佢歎口氣話：
+
+140
+00:15:57,168 --> 00:16:02,682
+唉，白大俠果然真係逝世，可惜啊。
+
+141
+00:16:03,817 --> 00:16:07,608
+姚春啊特別仔細，仲伸手去摸一摸死人嘅脈。
+
+142
+00:16:08,708 --> 00:16:17,024
+白寒楓冷笑話：呵呵，你如果醫得我大哥還陽，我，我叩一萬二千個頭畀你。
+
+143
+00:16:18,204 --> 00:16:25,390
+姚春歎一口氣佢話：白二俠，人死就不能復生，仲係請節哀。
+
+144
+00:16:25,648 --> 00:16:31,237
+傷害白大俠嘅，真係天地會嘅人咩？白二俠冇搞錯吖嘛？
+
+145
+00:16:31,994 --> 00:16:36,938
+白寒楓話：我，我搞錯，我會搞錯嘅？
+
+146
+00:16:38,360 --> 00:16:44,916
+大家見到佢哀痛成噉嘅樣，足見手足之情就極深，都不禁為佢難過。
+
+147
+00:16:45,974 --> 00:16:48,850
+樊綱嘅憤怒亦平息翻嘞，佢諗：
+
+148
+00:16:49,730 --> 00:16:53,029
+佢死咗兄長亦難怪出手不知輕重嘅。
+
+149
+00:16:54,174 --> 00:16:56,710
+白寒楓雙手叉腰大聲話：
+
+150
+00:16:57,239 --> 00:17:01,608
+害死我大哥嘅，係嗰個平日喺天橋賣膏藥嘅徐老賊！
+
+151
+00:17:02,195 --> 00:17:09,790
+呢個老賊叫做徐天川，有個匪號叫做八臂猿猴，係天地會青木堂有職司嘅人係唔係吖？
+
+152
+00:17:10,613 --> 00:17:11,968
+你仲能唔能夠賴啊？
+
+153
+00:17:13,312 --> 00:17:26,179
+樊綱同埋玄貞幾個人你睇我我睇你，佢哋呢班人，嚟到楊柳胡同呢本來係要向白氏兄弟問罪，質問佢哋點解要打傷人。
+
+154
+00:17:26,798 --> 00:17:32,847
+誰知白氏兄弟當中，大哥白寒松，竟然已經死在徐天川嘅手下。
+
+155
+00:17:34,304 --> 00:17:35,970
+樊綱歎咗口氣佢話：
+
+156
+00:17:36,874 --> 00:17:44,637
+白老二，徐天川徐大哥係我哋天地會嘅兄弟，不過佢。佢。
+
+157
+00:17:45,674 --> 00:17:48,010
+白寒楓大聲話：佢點啊？
+
+158
+00:17:48,838 --> 00:17:55,438
+樊綱話：佢已經畀你哋打到重傷，奄奄一息，亦唔知呢陣時係生定係死。
+
+159
+00:17:55,856 --> 00:18:03,243
+唔怕同你講吖，我哋今日嚟，原本係要請問你哋兄弟，點解要將我哋徐大哥打成噉樣嘅。
+
+160
+00:18:03,987 --> 00:18:08,880
+誰知道，唉想唔到，唉。
+
+161
+00:18:09,789 --> 00:18:19,970
+白寒楓發惡嘞：咪話呢個姓徐嘅老賊未死啊，就算佢死咗，呢個豬狗不如嘅老賊，亦唔配同我大哥填命。
+
+162
+00:18:20,588 --> 00:18:26,507
+樊綱亦發惡嘞：你講說話不乾不淨，似咩武林中嘅好漢啊？
+
+163
+00:18:27,230 --> 00:18:28,428
+要你講你想點吖？
+
+164
+00:18:29,524 --> 00:18:37,766
+白寒楓大叫話，我，我唔知道啊！我要將你哋天地會呢批狗賊，一個個都剁成肉醬。
+
+165
+00:18:38,041 --> 00:18:42,010
+我陪埋你一齊死，大家死晒仲乾淨啊！
+
+166
+00:18:42,508 --> 00:18:53,392
+一轉身，喺死人身邊呢抽出一把鋼刀，跟住成個人跳起，直情好似癲老虎一樣，揮刀虛劈，呼呼咁響啊。
+
+167
+00:18:54,393 --> 00:18:59,161
+天地會樊綱、玄貞等人紛紛抽出所帶嘅兵器，準備迎敵。
+
+168
+00:18:59,699 --> 00:19:02,528
+韋小寶連忙縮埋喺高彥超後便嘞。
+
+169
+00:19:03,659 --> 00:19:08,122
+猛然間，聽見一聲大吼：唔好逳手！
+
+170
+00:19:09,111 --> 00:19:18,651
+聲音啊震到各人嘅耳仔嗡嗡響，只見虎面霸王雷一嘯啊舉起雙手，擋住喺天地會眾人前便，大聲話：
+
+171
+00:19:19,033 --> 00:19:22,000
+白二俠，你要殺人，殺我啦！
+
+172
+00:19:23,157 --> 00:19:29,859
+呢個人個姓啊姓得好，個名亦改得好，一聲大喝啊確有雷震之威啊。
+
+173
+00:19:31,787 --> 00:19:41,998
+其實白寒楓啊心傷大哥死咗，已經有啲神智失常，而家畀佢噉樣一喝，噉啊頭腦稍為清醒翻，佢話：
+
+174
+00:19:42,642 --> 00:19:45,534
+我殺你做咩啊？我大哥又唔係你殺嘅。
+
+175
+00:19:46,542 --> 00:19:52,717
+雷一嘯話：係吖，呢啲天地會嘅朋友，亦唔係殺你大哥嘅人啊。
+
+176
+00:19:53,536 --> 00:20:00,782
+再講吖，普天下天地會嘅會眾，話到最少啊都有二三十萬，你殺得完咩？
+
+177
+00:20:02,023 --> 00:20:04,770
+白寒楓一窒，然後又大叫話：
+
+178
+00:20:05,397 --> 00:20:08,000
+殺得一個係一個，殺得一雙係一雙！
+
+179
+00:20:08,462 --> 00:20:15,403
+突然之間，外便隱約傳嚟一陣急促嘅馬蹄聲，好似有十幾騎馬向呢便跑過嚟。
+
+180
+00:20:16,045 --> 00:20:19,709
+姚春話：怕係官兵噃，大家收起兵器。
+
+181
+00:20:20,109 --> 00:20:29,500
+樊綱、玄貞等人見到雷一嘯喺前便擋住，白寒楓呢唔係咁容易撲過嚟揮刀傷人喇，就收起兵器。
+
+182
+00:20:30,168 --> 00:20:34,641
+白寒楓大聲話：就係天王老子嚟到我都唔怕佢！
+
+183
+00:20:36,205 --> 00:20:40,837
+馬蹄聲越嚟越近嘞，走咗入胡同，嚟到門口停住。
+
+184
+00:20:41,419 --> 00:20:46,643
+跟住又響起敲門聲，門外便有人叫：白二弟，係我啊！
+
+185
+00:20:47,114 --> 00:20:50,463
+人影一晃，一個人跳牆而入，衝咗入嚟。
+
+186
+00:20:51,344 --> 00:20:58,059
+呢個人四十幾歲，神態威武，面色已經變晒嘞，佢聲都震晒話：
+
+187
+00:20:58,544 --> 00:21:03,273
+果然，果然係白大弟，白大弟。
+
+188
+00:21:03,794 --> 00:21:12,681
+白寒楓拋咗手上嘅鋼刀，迎上去佢話：蘇四哥，我大哥，我大哥啊啊啊啊。
+
+189
+00:21:13,984 --> 00:21:16,660
+一口氣講唔落喇，放聲大哭。
+
+190
+00:21:17,251 --> 00:21:20,589
+馬博仁、樊綱、玄貞佢哋都諗：
+
+191
+00:21:21,344 --> 00:21:25,553
+呢個人莫非係沐王府裏便嘅聖手居士蘇岡？
+
+192
+00:21:26,726 --> 00:21:36,480
+呢陣時大門已經開咗，湧咗十幾個人入嚟，男女都有，衝到棺材前便，有幾個女子啊呼天搶地大聲咁喊。
+
+193
+00:21:37,394 --> 00:21:42,548
+有個青年婦人呢，係白寒松嘅老婆，另外一個係白寒楓嘅老婆。
+
+194
+00:21:43,183 --> 00:21:49,645
+樊綱、玄貞等人都覺得好尷尬，睇住呢啲人喊到死去活來。
+
+195
+00:21:49,903 --> 00:21:56,150
+如果仲唔走，等佢哋喊完呀，就算唔逳手啊，亦難免畀佢哋臭埋一餐啊。
+
+196
+00:21:57,304 --> 00:22:02,186
+韋小寶先頭畀白寒楓一下揦住手腕，而家仲喺度痛緊。
+
+197
+00:22:02,697 --> 00:22:11,357
+本來係恃住人多，諗住叫玄貞啊、樊綱等人呢捉住佢，點都要喺佢囉柚踢翻佢七八腳。
+
+198
+00:22:12,046 --> 00:22:19,183
+誰知對方人手越嚟越多，打起交上嚟已經佔唔到便宜喇，個心啊嘣蹦亂咁跳。
+
+199
+00:22:19,779 --> 00:22:25,524
+見到玄貞道人猛打眼色，嗯，顯然係腳底抹油鬆人喇。
+
+200
+00:22:25,862 --> 00:22:29,862
+呢個舉動，正合心意啊，即刻轉身就走佢話：
+
+201
+00:22:30,182 --> 00:22:33,189
+大家買啲元寶蠟燭，再嚟向死人叩頭啦。
+
+202
+00:22:33,651 --> 00:22:37,418
+白寒楓大叫話：想趯啊？冇咁容易！
+
+203
+00:22:38,022 --> 00:22:42,366
+即刻衝上前，猛揮右掌，向樊綱後心拍過去。
+
+204
+00:22:43,010 --> 00:22:49,370
+樊綱發火嘞：邊個趯啊？一擰轉身，舉左臂擋開，但係呢冇還擊。
+
+205
+00:22:49,988 --> 00:22:52,014
+噉玄貞等人呢都企定嘞。
+
+206
+00:22:52,596 --> 00:22:57,527
+韋小寶呢已經趯到去門口嘞，一隻腳𨂾咗出門檻再講。
+
+207
+00:22:58,307 --> 00:23:03,689
+嗰個姓蘇嘅男人問：白二弟，呢幾位係邊個啊？恕在下眼生。
+
+208
+00:23:04,395 --> 00:23:10,720
+白寒楓話：佢哋係天地會嘅狗賊，我大哥，我大哥係畀佢哋害死嘅。
+
+209
+00:23:11,567 --> 00:23:20,041
+呢句説話一出口，本來趴喺處喊緊嘅人都跳起身，哐唥哐唥，兵器耀眼，當堂將來客都圍實。
+
+210
+00:23:20,299 --> 00:23:26,843
+連馬博仁、姚春、雷一嘯、王武通等四個人，都圍住喺中間。
+
+211
+00:23:27,057 --> 00:23:31,472
+嗱各位，欲知後事如何，且聽下回分解。

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+1
+00:00:00,302 --> 00:00:07,840
+前文再續啊書接上一回啊，話説沐王府啲人將來客都圍實。
+
+2
+00:00:08,738 --> 00:00:14,812
+連馬博仁、姚春、雷一嘯、王武通等四個人都圍住喺中間。
+
+3
+00:00:16,154 --> 00:00:29,049
+王武通哈哈大笑話：哈哈哈哈哈哈哈，哈哈哈哈，馬大哥、雷兄弟、姚大夫，我哋幾時入咗天地會啊？哈哈哈哈。
+
+4
+00:00:29,604 --> 00:00:34,931
+我哋幾個人，只怕係同天地會嘅朋友挽鞋都怕唔配啊。
+
+5
+00:00:36,298 --> 00:00:41,388
+嗰個姓蘇嘅中年漢子抱拳話；呢幾位唔係天地會嘅咩？
+
+6
+00:00:41,997 --> 00:00:45,828
+呢位姚大夫，睇嚟名諱係個春字。
+
+7
+00:00:46,392 --> 00:00:55,819
+在下蘇岡，知道白家大兄弟不幸身亡嘅消息，喺宛平趕到嚟，傷痛之下，未及請教，多多失禮。
+
+8
+00:00:56,308 --> 00:00:59,136
+講完，向住各人作揖行禮。
+
+9
+00:00:59,713 --> 00:01:09,919
+王武通抱拳笑住話：好話，好話。聖手居士名不虛傳啦，果然係位有見識、有氣度嘅英雄。
+
+10
+00:01:10,798 --> 00:01:18,176
+噉就同各人一一引見，第一個就指住韋小寶話：呢位係天地會青木堂韋香主。
+
+11
+00:01:18,974 --> 00:01:26,510
+蘇岡知道天地會總共分為十堂，每堂嘅香主，都係身負絕藝嘅英雄豪傑。
+
+12
+00:01:27,917 --> 00:01:33,794
+但係呢個韋香主顯然係個乳臭未乾嘅富家少年，個心好奇怪。
+
+13
+00:01:34,659 --> 00:01:39,300
+但係佢不動聲色，抱拳行禮話：久仰，久仰。
+
+14
+00:01:40,279 --> 00:01:45,589
+韋小寶咭噉笑一聲，抱拳還禮，噉喺門邊行翻轉頭問：
+
+15
+00:01:46,286 --> 00:01:47,519
+你久仰我咩呢？
+
+16
+00:01:48,326 --> 00:01:55,139
+蘇岡打個特嘞，在下久仰天地會十堂香主，個個都係英雄好漢。
+
+17
+00:01:55,959 --> 00:01:59,058
+韋小寶岌一岌頭話：哦，原來係噉樣。
+
+18
+00:01:59,618 --> 00:02:04,196
+蘇岡見到佢神情油腔滑調，個心就更加懷疑嘞。
+
+19
+00:02:05,583 --> 00:02:09,289
+噉王武通呢，就同其他人引見咗。
+
+20
+00:02:09,979 --> 00:02:20,182
+蘇岡呢同佢同嚟呢班人引見，噉其中兩個係佢師弟，三個人呢，係白氏兄弟嘅師兄弟，仲有幾個係蘇岡嘅徒弟。
+
+21
+00:02:20,889 --> 00:02:31,429
+白寒松個夫人就趴喺丈夫屍守上面痛哭，白寒楓個夫人呢一便喊一便勸，噉幾個女仔呢，都唔過嚟見面。
+
+22
+00:02:32,228 --> 00:02:40,910
+姚春話：白二俠，到底白大俠為咗乜嘢事同天地會發生爭執？請白二俠講嚟聽下。
+
+23
+00:02:42,107 --> 00:02:50,576
+雲南沐王府喺武林之中人所共仰，天地會嘅會規向嚟極之嚴嘅，都唔係蠻不講理嘅人。
+
+24
+00:02:51,042 --> 00:02:57,739
+天下間都要講個理字啫，今日嘅事，亦唔係靠打交動武就能夠了結嘅。
+
+25
+00:02:58,507 --> 00:03:06,394
+你算馬老師、雷兄弟、王總鏢頭，以及區區在下同雙方就算冇交情，亦都係慕名吖。
+
+26
+00:03:06,906 --> 00:03:11,720
+白二俠，唔該你畀啲薄面過我哋，講講其中嘅原因呢。
+
+27
+00:03:12,654 --> 00:03:23,198
+王武通話：唔怕同各位講，天地會嘅朋友的的確確唔知道白大俠已經死咗，否則，佢哋仲會上門自己攞嚟冇癮咩？
+
+28
+00:03:23,988 --> 00:03:29,398
+蘇岡話：噉韋香主同眾位朋友前嚟敝處，又係為咗乜嘢呢？
+
+29
+00:03:30,156 --> 00:03:34,009
+王武通話：我哋真人面前唔講假話。
+
+30
+00:03:34,458 --> 00:03:42,640
+天地會嘅朋友講，佢哋徐天川徐大哥，畀沐王府嘅朋友打到身受重傷已經講唔出説話。
+
+31
+00:03:43,276 --> 00:03:48,477
+佢哋準備請我哋幾個老朽，陪埋嚟到貴處想問一問原因唧。
+
+32
+00:03:49,442 --> 00:03:56,291
+蘇岡話：哦？噉樣講起嚟，各位係上門嚟問罪嘞噃？
+
+33
+00:03:56,833 --> 00:03:58,836
+王武通話：噉又唔敢當。
+
+34
+00:03:59,382 --> 00:04:03,553
+我哋幾個人喺江湖上撈碗飯食，全靠朋友們畀面。
+
+35
+00:04:03,776 --> 00:04:08,810
+是非曲直，自有公論，邊個都唔能夠揞住良心講説話嘅。
+
+36
+00:04:09,599 --> 00:04:15,004
+蘇岡岌一岌頭話：王總鏢頭講得啱，請各位去大廳傾。
+
+37
+00:04:16,192 --> 00:04:17,485
+噉眾人嚟到大廳。
+
+38
+00:04:18,143 --> 00:04:21,081
+蘇岡啊叫師弟、徒弟收起兵器。
+
+39
+00:04:21,654 --> 00:04:24,820
+白寒楓手上嘅鋼刀總係唔肯放低。
+
+40
+00:04:25,778 --> 00:04:28,064
+蘇岡請大家坐落喇，佢就話：
+
+41
+00:04:28,673 --> 00:04:32,676
+白二弟，當時嘅實情係點，你同大家講下啦。
+
+42
+00:04:34,123 --> 00:04:36,270
+白寒楓歎咗一聲佢話：
+
+43
+00:04:37,111 --> 00:04:40,095
+唉，前日下午。
+
+44
+00:04:40,975 --> 00:04:46,354
+只係講咗四個字唧，一條氣撞上嚟，手上嘅鋼刀揮咗一揮。
+
+45
+00:04:47,177 --> 00:04:49,551
+��小寶吃咗一驚身體向後一縮。
+
+46
+00:04:50,328 --> 00:04:57,766
+白寒楓啊覺得呢個動作太過粗魯嘞，鋼刀向地下一掟，哐一聲，打爛咗兩塊磚。
+
+47
+00:04:58,446 --> 00:04:59,804
+佢噴咗一啖氣話：
+
+48
+00:05:00,714 --> 00:05:05,419
+前日下午，我同大哥喺天橋一間酒樓上便飲酒。
+
+49
+00:05:06,677 --> 00:05:09,931
+忽然有個官員上嚟，帶咗四個家丁。
+
+50
+00:05:10,731 --> 00:05:17,142
+嗰四個家丁嘅神氣呢討厭到極啊，要酒要菜，講嘅都係雲南話。
+
+51
+00:05:18,157 --> 00:05:19,605
+蘇岡哦咗聲。
+
+52
+00:05:20,748 --> 00:05:25,430
+白寒楓話：噉我同大哥一聽佢嘅口音，就留心嘞。
+
+53
+00:05:26,319 --> 00:05:38,234
+王武通同樊綱等人呢都知道，沐王府係世鎮雲南，蘇岡、白寒楓佢哋都生長於雲南，噉喺北京城聽見鄉音，噉梗係關心啦。
+
+54
+00:05:39,157 --> 00:05:44,486
+白寒楓繼續話：我大哥聽咗一陣，就同佢哋傾咗幾句。
+
+55
+00:05:45,393 --> 00:05:48,908
+嗰個官員聽到我哋亦係雲南人，就請我哋過去坐。
+
+56
+00:05:49,579 --> 00:05:58,754
+我同大哥離開屋企好耐咯，好想知道故鄉嘅情形，見到呢個官員，似乎係啱啱喺雲南嚟嘅，就搬過去坐啦。
+
+57
+00:05:59,490 --> 00:06:08,252
+一傾之下，嗰個官員自己話叫做盧一峰，原來係奉咗吳三桂嘅委派，去做曲靖縣知縣嘅。
+
+58
+00:06:09,099 --> 00:06:10,565
+佢係雲南大理人。
+
+59
+00:06:11,080 --> 00:06:15,760
+噉啊照規矩，雲南人本來就唔能夠喺本省做地方官嘅。
+
+60
+00:06:16,449 --> 00:06:21,227
+不過呢個盧一峰話：佢係平西王委派嘅官，唔使理佢咁多喎。
+
+61
+00:06:22,258 --> 00:06:28,400
+樊綱忍唔住鬧嘞：大漢奸吳三桂委派嘅狗官，有咩嘢咁神氣啊？
+
+62
+00:06:29,507 --> 00:06:36,700
+白寒楓睇咗佢一眼岌一岌頭話：呢位樊，樊兄講得唔錯，當時我都係噉想。
+
+63
+00:06:38,077 --> 00:06:42,444
+但係我大哥為咗探聽故鄉嘅情形，咪反而奉承咗佢幾句。
+
+64
+00:06:42,898 --> 00:06:50,636
+呢個狗官就更加得意嘞，話係吳三桂所派嘅官叫做西選，乜意思呢？即係話平西王選嘅。
+
+65
+00:06:51,093 --> 00:07:02,839
+雲南全省嘅大小官員，固然都係吳三桂派嘅，就係四川啊、廣西啊、貴州三省，西選嘅官，亦都比皇帝所派嘅官叻啲。
+
+66
+00:07:03,882 --> 00:07:07,103
+蘇岡聽佢講得有啲氣喘，就接口解釋：
+
+67
+00:07:08,097 --> 00:07:14,896
+如果有一個缺，朝廷派咗，吳三桂亦派咗，邊個先到任，邊個就係正印。
+
+68
+00:07:15,537 --> 00:07:23,669
+雲貴川貴四省嘅官員，邊一個先出缺，梗係昆明知道得早啦，喺昆明派人去就快得多。
+
+69
+00:07:24,328 --> 00:07:27,649
+因此朝廷嘅官呢，總係冇西選嘅腳快嘅。
+
+70
+00:07:28,850 --> 00:07:31,004
+白寒楓唞一唞氣，佢接住話：
+
+71
+00:07:31,720 --> 00:07:42,068
+嗰個官講：平西王為朝廷立咗大功，朝廷能夠得到江山就全靠平西王嘅功勞，因此呢，朝廷對佢特別畀面。
+
+72
+00:07:42,828 --> 00:07:46,436
+吳三桂啟奏咩嘢事，從來就冇駁回過嘅。
+
+73
+00:07:47,327 --> 00:07:51,052
+王武通話：呢個官嘅説話都係實情噃。
+
+74
+00:07:51,563 --> 00:07:59,320
+兄弟去過西南各省走鏢，親眼見到雲貴一帶大家就知道吳三桂㗎啫，唔知道有皇帝嘅。
+
+75
+00:08:00,343 --> 00:08:01,280
+白寒楓話：
+
+76
+00:08:02,407 --> 00:08:12,457
+嗰個盧一峰話，依照朝廷嘅規矩，凡係做知縣嘅呢，都要先到京城嚟朝見皇帝，由皇帝親自封官。
+
+77
+00:08:13,470 --> 00:08:16,628
+佢嚟到北京，就係嚟等候見皇帝嘅。
+
+78
+00:08:17,081 --> 00:08:23,290
+佢話平西王既然封咗佢做官，到京城嚟朝見皇帝，不過係例行公事啫噉。
+
+79
+00:08:23,899 --> 00:08:31,390
+我大哥話：盧大人到曲靖做官，本省人做本省嘅官噉啊更加造福鄉梓喇噉。
+
+80
+00:08:32,150 --> 00:08:34,803
+盧一峰就哈哈大笑話：噉梗係啦。
+
+81
+00:08:35,203 --> 00:08:42,157
+突然之間，隔籬枱有人插嘴，呢個老，呢個老賊，我同佢仇深。
+
+82
+00:08:42,758 --> 00:08:45,942
+講完啪聲企起身，滿面唂到通紅。
+
+83
+00:08:46,690 --> 00:08:50,640
+蘇岡話：係唔係八臂猿猴徐天川講説話？
+
+84
+00:08:51,578 --> 00:08:59,126
+白寒楓岌一岌頭話：就係，就係。一下嬲怒，喉嚨𠽤住嘞講唔出説話。
+
+85
+00:08:59,903 --> 00:09:06,710
+隔咗一陣先至話：就係嗰個老賊，佢坐喺窗口一張枱處飲酒。
+
+86
+00:09:07,670 --> 00:09:13,287
+佢插嘴話：本省嘅人做本省嘅官，刮起地皮嚟更加方便啲。
+
+87
+00:09:14,297 --> 00:09:18,183
+呢個老賊，我有我哋講説話，邊個要佢嚟多口啊？
+
+88
+00:09:19,184 --> 00:09:25,730
+玄貞冷冰冰話：白二俠，徐三哥呢句説話冇講錯噃。
+
+89
+00:09:26,598 --> 00:09:28,860
+白寒楓哼咗一聲，停咗一停佢話：
+
+90
+00:09:29,996 --> 00:09:33,683
+呢句説話係冇講錯啊，我又冇話佢呢句説話講錯咗。
+
+91
+00:09:34,509 --> 00:09:38,584
+但係，但係，邊個要佢多管閒事唧？
+
+92
+00:09:39,126 --> 00:09:42,174
+佢如果唔插嘴，點會搞出以後咁多事吖？
+
+93
+00:09:43,076 --> 00:09:46,126
+玄貞見佢嬲得咁緊要就唔再講落去嘞。
+
+94
+00:09:47,300 --> 00:09:48,540
+白寒楓繼續話：
+
+95
+00:09:49,337 --> 00:09:54,159
+盧一峰聽見呢句説話就發起惡上嚟，一拍張枱，擰轉頭；
+
+96
+00:09:54,675 --> 00:10:03,556
+見呢個老賊係個彎腰駝背嘅伯虎，相貌又兜踎，枱面擠住一個藥箱，旁邊就插住一面膏藥旗，係個賣藥嘅伯虎。
+
+97
+00:10:03,849 --> 00:10:08,002
+噉就喝佢話：你呢個老而不吖，點講啲咩啊噉。
+
+98
+00:10:08,487 --> 00:10:17,034
+佢手下嗰四名家丁，早就衝咗埋去，喺老贼枱面嘭嘭聲拍枱大鬧，有個家丁呢執住佢條衫領。
+
+99
+00:10:17,443 --> 00:10:28,786
+亦係我盲咗眼嘅，睇唔出呢個老賊武功使得，仲以為佢激於一時義憤，出言譏諷，又怕佢蝕底，噉就行埋去詐假意勸佢哋，將嗰四名家丁都推開咗。
+
+100
+00:10:29,697 --> 00:10:35,090
+玄貞贊佢話喇：白二俠仁義為懷，果然係英雄行徑啊。
+
+101
+00:10:35,690 --> 00:10:42,727
+因為佢諗住白寒松已經死咗咯，徐天川受傷雖然係唔輕，多數都唔會死嘅。
+
+102
+00:10:43,118 --> 00:10:51,833
+自己呢便呢，到底係佔咗便宜，呢件事雙方只有言和嘅啫，因此口頭上呢捧白寒楓幾句等佢平下氣。
+
+103
+00:10:52,527 --> 00:10:56,287
+點知白寒楓唔受佢啊，睩咗佢一眼佢話：
+
+104
+00:10:56,880 --> 00:10:59,485
+咩嘢英雄啊？我係屎蟲！
+
+105
+00:10:59,903 --> 00:11:05,060
+生咗雙眼唔識人，睇唔出呢個老賊陰險毒辣，仲以為佢係好人添。
+
+106
+00:11:05,687 --> 00:11:14,201
+嗰個盧一峰啊打起官腔，破口大罵，大聲叫話：造反啊造反啊！話京城刁民真係多喇，要重辦噉。
+
+107
+00:11:14,796 --> 00:11:22,421
+樊綱就插嘴嘞：呢個官狗仗人勢，喺雲南欺負百姓都唔夠，仲嚟北京城蝦人？
+
+108
+00:11:22,901 --> 00:11:26,416
+白寒楓話：想蝦人？亦冇咁容易。
+
+109
+00:11:27,237 --> 00:11:34,598
+噉嗰個官就猛咁喝，叫家丁將呢個姓徐嘅老賊綁起嚟送官，打佢四十大板，擔枷示眾噉。
+
+110
+00:11:35,087 --> 00:11:41,927
+個老賊笑口噬噬話：大老爺，你咁大聲嘈唔怕嘥力啊？我送張膏藥畀你貼下啦噉。
+
+111
+00:11:42,669 --> 00:11:50,258
+噉佢喺藥箱攞一貼膏藥出嚟，用兩隻手板挾住，跟住呢，就將嗰貼本來褶埋嘅膏藥拉平喇。
+
+112
+00:11:51,049 --> 00:11:57,803
+我初時呢，見到老賊對嗰個凶神惡煞嘅家丁，一啲都唔怕，噉啊已經疑心㗎喇。
+
+113
+00:11:58,510 --> 00:12:03,393
+等到見佢拉膏藥嘅手勢，我即刻同大哥對望咗一眼，已經明白晒。
+
+114
+00:12:04,200 --> 00:12:10,317
+膏藥中間嘅藥膏啊貼埋一齊，總係要點着火焙好耐下，先至拉得開㗎嘛。
+
+115
+00:12:10,926 --> 00:12:18,060
+但係佢淨係用兩隻手板中間挾一陣間唧，就用內力焙軟咗藥膏，呢份功力啊真係叻啊。
+
+116
+00:12:18,988 --> 00:12:22,803
+佢將膏藥拉平之後，噉啊藥膏呢就熱氣騰騰吖。
+
+117
+00:12:23,466 --> 00:12:27,493
+嗰個廬一峰仲唔醒悟噃，仲猛咁催促啲家丁去捉人。
+
+118
+00:12:27,822 --> 00:12:31,120
+我就唔去攔阻嗰班走狗喇，由得佢哋自己去衰喇。
+
+119
+00:12:31,737 --> 00:12:35,007
+有名家丁見我讓開，即刻就衝過去老賊嗰處。
+
+120
+00:12:35,706 --> 00:12:41,527
+個老賊笑住話，你要膏藥啊噉。噉啊將貼膏藥放喺家丁手裏便。
+
+121
+00:12:42,118 --> 00:12:45,070
+嗰家丁鬧佢：老狗，你想做咩啊？
+
+122
+00:12:45,621 --> 00:12:54,930
+嗰老賊喺佢手臂一推，嗰個家丁就即刻擰轉身，啪一聲，將嗰張熱辣辣嘅膏藥，咁啱啊貼喺盧一峰個狗官嘅嘴上便。
+
+123
+00:12:55,931 --> 00:13:01,202
+韋小寶聽到呢處，點都忍唔住喇，嘻一聲笑咗出嚟，拍手叫好。
+
+124
+00:13:01,927 --> 00:13:05,078
+白寒楓哼咗一聲，惡死騰騰噉睩實佢。
+
+125
+00:13:05,811 --> 00:13:08,863
+韋小寶個心好怕，就唔敢再笑嘞。
+
+126
+00:13:09,551 --> 00:13:11,862
+蘇岡問佢：收尾點啊？
+
+127
+00:13:12,958 --> 00:13:18,075
+白寒楓話：嗰個狗官個嘴啊畀膏藥封住，噉啊連忙伸手去掹啦。
+
+128
+00:13:18,386 --> 00:13:21,970
+嗰個老賊又推嗰四名家丁佢話：去幫大老爺啦你哋。
+
+129
+00:13:22,641 --> 00:13:28,661
+聽見啪啪啪啪咁響，四名家丁啊你一掌、我一掌，都打嗰個狗官噃。
+
+130
+00:13:29,016 --> 00:13:35,536
+原來嗰個老賊呀，推撥四名家丁嘅手臂，用咗巧勁，用呢四���人嘅手掌去打嗰個狗官。
+
+131
+00:13:35,766 --> 00:13:40,347
+一陣間唧，嗰個狗官嘅兩個面珠啊，打到又紅又腫。
+
+132
+00:13:41,168 --> 00:13:46,429
+韋小寶又試哈哈大笑嘞，不過呢次呢佢擰轉頭，唔敢望白寒楓。
+
+133
+00:13:47,332 --> 00:13:58,017
+蘇岡岌岌頭話：呢位徐老兄花名叫做百臂猿猴，聽講擒拿小巧功夫算得係武林一絕，果然係名不虛傳啊。
+
+134
+00:13:58,581 --> 00:14:08,950
+佢諗白寒松死喺佢手下，呢個伯虎個武功當然係極高，抬高咗佢嘅武功，亦係為白氏雙雄留咗餘地。
+
+135
+00:14:09,984 --> 00:14:20,979
+白寒楓話：噉當時我同大哥只係好笑啦，睇住嗰個狗官已經打到兩邊面珠呢鮮血淋漓嘞，酒樓上好多閒人企喺處睇熱鬧啊。
+
+136
+00:14:21,454 --> 00:14:31,415
+嗰個老賊大聲咁叫話：唔打得㗎，唔打得㗎！大老爺係唔打得㗎，啊你呢啲大膽奴才，以下犯上，點解打起大老爺嚟啊噉。
+
+137
+00:14:31,753 --> 00:14:36,020
+噉喺四名家丁後便呢跳嚟跳去，十足一隻大馬騮。
+
+138
+00:14:36,269 --> 00:14:43,026
+佢伸手推開家丁嘅手臂，似乎喺處避開佢哋，嗰啲閒人都睇唔出佢係喺度搞鬼嘅。
+
+139
+00:14:43,399 --> 00:14:48,372
+一直打到嗰個狗官暈咗喺地，佢先至停手，返去坐返去原座。
+
+140
+00:14:49,017 --> 00:14:54,778
+呢四名家丁，仲以為係撞邪添，點都唔明白佢點解會伸手去打大老爺嘅。
+
+141
+00:14:54,956 --> 00:15:02,580
+不過自己手掌上便呢都係鮮血，又唔係假㗎，噉四個人傻咗一陣，就扶住嗰個狗官扯咗咯。
+
+142
+00:15:03,553 --> 00:15:10,428
+樊綱話：痛快，痛快啊！吳三桂手下嘅走狗，本應係噉樣整佢嘅。
+
+143
+00:15:10,894 --> 00:15:16,357
+徐三哥痛打狗官，正係同天下百姓出翻啖胸中惡氣。
+
+144
+00:15:16,650 --> 00:15:20,308
+白二俠，你當時點解唔幫手打幾拳呢？
+
+145
+00:15:21,324 --> 00:15:30,654
+白寒楓當堂怒氣又湧上嚟大聲話：老賊喺度演嘢打人，我點解要幫佢啊？係佢打人噃，又唔係佢喺度捱打。
+
+146
+00:15:31,379 --> 00:15:41,080
+玄貞話：白二俠講得啱，先頭佢唔知道徐三哥身有武功，噉咪見義勇為，出手攔阻狗官嘅家丁行兇咩？
+
+147
+00:15:41,663 --> 00:15:43,750
+白寒楓哼咗一聲繼續話：
+
+148
+00:15:44,388 --> 00:15:52,634
+嗰個狗官同埋家丁扯咗之後，我大哥叫酒樓個掌櫃嚟，話一切打爛嘅枱椅啊器皿都由佢賠。
+
+149
+00:15:53,146 --> 00:15:55,416
+嗰老賊嘅酒錢呢，都睇埋數咁。
+
+150
+00:15:55,844 --> 00:16:00,368
+嗰個老賊笑住多謝我哋，噉我大哥請佢過嚟一齊飲酒。
+
+151
+00:16:01,154 --> 00:16:07,220
+嗰個老賊細細聲話：久慕松楓賢喬梓嘅英名，幸會啊，幸會啊噉。
+
+152
+00:16:07,829 --> 00:16:14,210
+我同大哥都吃咗一驚啦，個心諗：原來佢早就知道我哋嘅來歷㗎，我哋仲唔知道佢係邊個。
+
+153
+00:16:14,819 --> 00:16:19,273
+我大哥話，我哋真係慚愧喇，請問大爺尊姓大名啊噉。
+
+154
+00:16:20,039 --> 00:16:28,709
+嗰個老賊就笑住話：在下徐天川，一時沉唔住氣，喺賢喬梓面前班門弄斧，啊真係見笑大方喇噉。
+
+155
+00:16:29,359 --> 00:16:36,833
+嗰陣時我哋仲唔知道徐天川係咩來頭，但係諗住佢毆打狗官，噉梗係同我哋係同一條路㗎。
+
+156
+00:16:37,680 --> 00:16:42,467
+呢隻狗官啊如果唔捱呢餐打，我兩兄弟一樣要打佢一餐。
+
+157
+00:16:43,160 --> 00:16:50,821
+噉我哋三個人飲酒傾偈，亦十分啱巧，喺酒樓之中啊不便深談，就請佢嚟呢處食飯嘞。
+
+158
+00:16:51,748 --> 00:16:58,216
+樊綱哦咗一聲話：原來徐三哥嚟到呢度，係喺府上動手咩？
+
+159
+00:16:58,893 --> 00:17:05,078
+白寒楓話：邊個話喺呢處動手唧？喺我哋屋企，點能夠同客人過招啊，噉咪蝦人？
+
+160
+00:17:05,668 --> 00:17:11,624
+玄貞岌岌頭話：白氏兄弟英風俠骨，呢種事係點都唔會做嘅。
+
+161
+00:17:12,581 --> 00:17:18,677
+白寒楓聽佢連氣稱讚自己，咪終於向佢岌一岌頭，表示謝意，佢話：
+
+162
+00:17:19,688 --> 00:17:25,697
+噉我兩兄弟將老賊請到來呢處，恭謹相待，問起佢係點會認得我哋兄弟嘅。
+
+163
+00:17:26,236 --> 00:17:29,608
+佢亦都唔再隱瞞喇，話自己係天地會㗎。
+
+164
+00:17:30,026 --> 00:17:36,517
+我兩兄弟嚟到北京嘅時候，佢天地會呢已經得到消息，係想同我哋兩兄弟做個朋友。
+
+165
+00:17:37,152 --> 00:17:45,006
+佢喺酒樓上便毆打狗官，一來呢，係痛恨吳三桂；二來呢，亦係為咗要同我哋兩兄弟結交。
+
+166
+00:17:45,614 --> 00:17:50,686
+呢個老賊啊好會講説話㗎，氹得我哋兩兄弟仲當佢係個好人。
+
+167
+00:17:51,527 --> 00:17:57,814
+收尾講到反清復明嘅事，三個人，唔係唔係，兩個人一隻狗，越講越啱巧��
+
+168
+00:17:58,370 --> 00:18:05,266
+韋小寶接口話喇：兩個人同一隻狗越講越啱巧，吖，噉啊夠奇嘞噃。
+
+169
+00:18:05,809 --> 00:18:11,779
+大家聽起上嚟都覺得好笑，不過呢白寒楓喺處唔好意思就唔敢笑出聲唧。
+
+170
+00:18:12,477 --> 00:18:16,394
+白寒楓發火喇：你呢個小鬼，亂噏無為！
+
+171
+00:18:16,888 --> 00:18:27,019
+樊綱話：白二俠，呢位韋香主年紀雖然係細，係敝會青木堂嘅香主，敝會上下，對佢都係十分尊敬嘅。
+
+172
+00:18:27,719 --> 00:18:29,992
+白寒楓話：香主又點啊？
+
+173
+00:18:30,463 --> 00:18:40,621
+蘇岡連忙岔開話頭佢話：白兄弟心傷兄長過咗身，講説話有啲氣急，各位唔好介意，韋香主，你包涵啲。
+
+174
+00:18:41,777 --> 00:18:48,680
+佢諗住天地會嘅香主身份非同小可，白寒楓啊鬧佢做小鬼到底係理虧。
+
+175
+00:18:49,141 --> 00:18:55,356
+白寒楓亦唔蠢啊一點就透，眼光呢，再唔同韋小寶接觸嘞，佢話：
+
+176
+00:18:55,893 --> 00:18:57,360
+噉收尾我哋三個。
+
+177
+00:18:58,040 --> 00:19:01,871
+韋小寶又插嘴話：唔係唔係，兩個人，一隻狗。
+
+178
+00:19:02,360 --> 00:19:08,428
+你，你！白寒楓終於忍住嘞，唞咗啖大氣，繼續話：
+
+179
+00:19:09,320 --> 00:19:17,394
+大家講到反清復明嘅事，講到日後將清兵殺晒喇，扶保洪武皇帝嘅子孫重登龍庭。
+
+180
+00:19:17,787 --> 00:19:27,822
+噉我大哥話：皇上喺緬甸歸天，只係留低一位小太子，係位聰明睿智嘅英主啊，目前呢喺深山隱居。
+
+181
+00:19:28,284 --> 00:19:32,636
+嗰個老賊啊話：真命天子好地地係喺台灣啊。
+
+182
+00:19:33,308 --> 00:19:43,717
+白寒楓一講徐天川呢句説話，蘇岡、姚春、王武通等人呢就知道原來雙方爭執啊，係由擁桂擁唐而起。
+
+183
+00:19:44,268 --> 00:19:57,410
+崇禎皇帝喺煤山吊頸死咗，清兵入關，噉明朝嘅宗室福王、唐王、魯王、桂王，就分別喺各地稱帝，當時呢就有紛爭㗎嘞。
+
+184
+00:19:58,090 --> 00:20:03,648
+各王死咗之後，手下嘅孤臣遺老仍然係互相心存嫌隙嘅。
+
+185
+00:20:04,892 --> 00:20:12,798
+白寒楓繼續話：嗰陣時我聽到老賊呢句説話，我就問，我哋嘅小王子幾時去咗台灣啊？
+
+186
+00:20:13,504 --> 00:20:18,737
+嗰老賊話：我講嘅係隆武天子嘅小王子，唔係桂王嘅子孫啊。
+
+187
+00:20:19,217 --> 00:20:25,341
+我大哥話：徐大爺，你係英雄豪傑，我兩兄弟係好佩服嘅。
+
+188
+00:20:25,888 --> 00:20:29,513
+不過喺天下大事呢，你老人家見識就差喇。
+
+189
+00:20:30,238 --> 00:20:33,254
+崇禎天子崩駕，福王啊自立。
+
+190
+00:20:33,956 --> 00:20:40,214
+福王畀清兵俘虜咗，唐王又不幸殉國，我永歷天子係天下之主啊。
+
+191
+00:20:40,730 --> 00:20:46,043
+永歷天子殉國之後，自不然，係由佢聖上嘅子孫繼位喇。
+
+192
+00:20:47,107 --> 00:20:51,570
+隆武係唐王嘅年號，永歷係桂王嘅年號。
+
+193
+00:20:52,161 --> 00:20:57,182
+佢哋係唐王、桂王嘅舊臣，對主子呢，都係以年號相稱嘅。
+
+194
+00:20:58,397 --> 00:21:03,107
+樊綱聽到呢處插口話：白二俠，請你唔好見怪啊。
+
+195
+00:21:03,722 --> 00:21:11,426
+隆武天子殉國之後，兄終弟及，由聖上嘅親兄弟紹武天子喺廣州接位。
+
+196
+00:21:11,946 --> 00:21:14,858
+桂王就派兵嚟攻打紹武天子。
+
+197
+00:21:15,373 --> 00:21:22,909
+大家都係太祖皇帝嘅子孫，唔打清兵，反而自己打起上嚟，豈不是大錯而特錯咩？
+
+198
+00:21:23,386 --> 00:21:27,898
+白寒楓發惡嘞：嗰個老賊嘅口吻就同你一模一樣。
+
+199
+00:21:28,640 --> 00:21:30,546
+不過到底係邊個挑起嘅釁呢？
+
+200
+00:21:31,336 --> 00:21:36,680
+我哋永歷天子好地地派咗使臣去廣州，要唐王除去尊號。
+
+201
+00:21:37,018 --> 00:21:40,737
+唐王不但不奉旨，反而興兵抗拒天命。
+
+202
+00:21:41,302 --> 00:21:47,450
+唐王噉樣嘅行為，明明係犯上作亂，大逆不道，可以講得係罪魁禍首啊。
+
+203
+00:21:48,103 --> 00:21:57,561
+樊綱冷笑嘞：呵呵呵，三水嗰一戰，區區在下亦在其內，就唔知道係邊個全軍覆沒唧？
+
+204
+00:21:58,756 --> 00:22:05,040
+白寒楓發大火喇，企起身，擘大喉嚨噉話：你仲喺度算呢個舊賬啊！
+
+205
+00:22:05,750 --> 00:22:13,515
+韋小寶聽到樊綱個説話呢，就知道三水呢一仗係唐王贏然後桂王輸嘞，佢問：
+
+206
+00:22:14,362 --> 00:22:17,110
+樊大哥，三水嗰仗係點樣打㗎？
+
+207
+00:22:17,577 --> 00:22:24,777
+樊綱話：桂王聽咗手下奸臣嘅唆擺，派咗一個林桂鼎帶兵嚟到打廣州。
+
+208
+00:22:25,522 --> 00:22:30,602
+蘇岡插口話：樊大哥，呢句説話同事實不符噃。
+
+209
+00:22:30,966 --> 00:22:37,230
+係唐王派兵去攻打肇慶先，我永歷天子先至不得已起而應戰啫。
+
+210
+00:22:37,980 --> 00:22:45,436
+噉雙方你一言我一語，講嘅都係舊事，漸漸噉就劍拔弩張就要逳起手上嚟喇。
+
+211
+00:22:45,853 --> 00:22:50,530
+嗱各位，欲知後事如何，且聽下回分解。

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+1
+00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,444
+前文再續啊書接上一回啊。
+
+2
+00:00:04,448 --> 00:00:14,896
+話説青木堂同沐王府，因為擁唐擁桂就發生爭執，漸漸漸漸啊劍拔弩張就要逳手咯喎。
+
+3
+00:00:16,049 --> 00:00:25,482
+姚春啊猛咁耍手佢話：多年前嘅舊事仲提嚟做乜嘢吖？無論邊個輸邊個贏，都唔係咩光彩嘅事。
+
+4
+00:00:25,958 --> 00:00:29,376
+最收尾，唔係都畀清廷滅咗嘞咩？
+
+5
+00:00:30,227 --> 00:00:34,927
+大家一聽當堂停口，不覺都有啲慚愧嘞。
+
+6
+00:00:36,107 --> 00:00:45,323
+蘇岡話：白二弟，大義之所在，本來係非誓死力爭不可嘅，收尾點啊？
+
+7
+00:00:46,371 --> 00:00:54,097
+白寒楓話：嗰個老賊所講嘅説話，就係同呢個，同呢位姓樊嘅師傅一模一樣。
+
+8
+00:00:54,930 --> 00:00:57,718
+我兩兄弟，梗係要同佢講明講白啦。
+
+9
+00:00:58,327 --> 00:01:01,880
+噉雙方越講越大聲，邊個都唔讓邊個。
+
+10
+00:01:02,736 --> 00:01:06,680
+我大哥盛怒之下，一掌將一張茶几拍到粉碎。
+
+11
+00:01:07,262 --> 00:01:12,197
+嗰個老賊就冷笑嘞：你講道理講唔過人，就想動武啊？
+
+12
+00:01:12,734 --> 00:01:18,904
+沐王府白氏雙木威名遠播，之我天地會一個無名小卒，都唔驚你啊。
+
+13
+00:01:19,419 --> 00:01:24,686
+佢呢句説話顯然係話，佢係天地會一個無名小卒，仲叻過沐王府嘅成名人物。
+
+14
+00:01:25,576 --> 00:01:30,071
+我大哥話：我有我拍碎我屋企嘅茶几，關你咩嘢事唧？
+
+15
+00:01:30,573 --> 00:01:33,410
+你出言侮辱沐王府，恃住咩嘢啊你？
+
+16
+00:01:34,157 --> 00:01:39,328
+噉啊雙方越講越僵，終於約定當晚子時喺天壇較量。
+
+17
+00:01:40,354 --> 00:01:46,453
+蘇岡啊歎一口氣：唉，原來呢場紛爭，由此而起。
+
+18
+00:01:47,781 --> 00:01:55,517
+白寒楓話：當晚，我哋去天壇赴約，都未曾講幾句唧，就同呢個老賊逳手喇。
+
+19
+00:01:56,244 --> 00:02:02,846
+韋小寶話：噉啊實係二對一啦？唔知係白大俠先上呢，定係白二俠先上呢？
+
+20
+00:02:03,561 --> 00:02:13,354
+白寒楓塊面一紅，大聲話：我兩個兄弟向來聯手嘅，對付一個係兩個人一齊上，對付一百個亦係兩個人一齊上。
+
+21
+00:02:14,034 --> 00:02:17,628
+韋小寶岌頭話：哦，原來噉樣嘅。
+
+22
+00:02:18,037 --> 00:02:22,390
+誒噉如果同我呢個細佬哥逳手，你兩兄弟亦都一齊上㗎啦？
+
+23
+00:02:23,203 --> 00:02:28,539
+嘩，白寒楓怒吼一聲，一掌就向韋小寶頭頂擊落去。
+
+24
+00:02:29,349 --> 00:02:34,364
+蘇岡左手伸出去，揸住白寒楓嘅手腕話：白二弟，唔好啊。
+
+25
+00:02:35,427 --> 00:02:41,254
+白寒楓大叫：呢，呢個小鬼諷刺我死去嘅大哥啊！
+
+26
+00:02:42,570 --> 00:02:49,317
+韋小寶講起上嚟就貪口爽，冇想到連已經死咗嘅白寒松都牽連在內。
+
+27
+00:02:50,597 --> 00:02:55,224
+佢睇住白寒楓好似發咗癲噉，心怕嘞，唔敢再講。
+
+28
+00:02:56,269 --> 00:03:05,929
+蘇岡話：白二弟，冤有頭，債有主，係嗰個姓徐嘅害死咗白大弟，我哋只能夠搵嗰個姓徐嘅算賬。
+
+29
+00:03:07,336 --> 00:03:13,791
+白寒楓啊惡屎騰騰噉向韋小寶話：終於有一日，我抽你嘅筋剝你嘅皮。
+
+30
+00:03:15,038 --> 00:03:16,953
+韋小寶對住佢伸伸條脷。
+
+31
+00:03:17,518 --> 00:03:25,950
+佢估計蘇岡喺旁邊，白寒楓啊唔能夠對自己點樣嘅，真係要抽筋剝皮，點都唔會係今日嘅事。
+
+32
+00:03:26,948 --> 00:03:35,653
+樊綱話：蘇四哥，你話白大俠畀我哋徐大哥害死，呢個害字，都怕仲要斟酌。
+
+33
+00:03:36,648 --> 00:03:50,620
+白二俠話，雙方喺天壇比武較量，徐大哥以一敵二，既唔係使咩陰謀毒計，又唔係恃多為勝，乃係光明正大噉逳手過招，點講得上一個害字啊？
+
+34
+00:03:51,513 --> 00:03:55,478
+白寒楓發惡話：我大哥當然係畀老賊害死㗎啦。
+
+35
+00:03:56,344 --> 00:03:59,721
+我兩兄弟去天壇赴約之前，就曾經商量過。
+
+36
+00:04:00,321 --> 00:04:07,817
+我大哥話：呢個老坑，雖然頭腦糊塗，唔明白天命所歸，到底係反清復明嘅同道啊。
+
+37
+00:04:08,234 --> 00:04:14,210
+噉比武嘅時候，應該睇在天地會嘅份上，只可點到為止，唔能夠真係傷咗佢啊噉。
+
+38
+00:04:14,926 --> 00:04:22,228
+我兩兄弟手下留情，點知呢個老賊心腸歹毒，竟然下殺手，害死咗我大哥。
+
+39
+00:04:23,418 --> 00:04:27,830
+蘇岡問嘞：嗰個姓徐嘅，點樣害死咗白大弟啊？
+
+40
+00:04:28,723 --> 00:04:33,827
+白寒楓話：我哋逳手拆咗四十幾招，都冇分出輸贏。
+
+41
+00:04:34,262 --> 00:04:40,911
+嗰個老賊啊跳出圈子，拱手行禮話：佩服，佩服，今日唔分勝敗，唔使再比嘞。
+
+42
+00:04:41,213 --> 00:04:44,653
+沐王府嘅武功馳名天下，果然高��啊噉。
+
+43
+00:04:46,088 --> 00:04:51,650
+樊綱話：噉好啊，大家就唔使再打啦，免傷和氣，唔係好咯？
+
+44
+00:04:52,858 --> 00:04:58,439
+白寒楓話：你又冇睇見嗰個老賊講説話嘅神氣，仲以為佢係真係好心啊？
+
+45
+00:04:58,670 --> 00:05:02,672
+你睇佢吖，口丫角微微冷笑，顯然即係話：
+
+46
+00:05:02,761 --> 00:05:11,083
+沐王府嘅白氏雙木，以二敵一，亦贏唔到佢一個老坑，咩武功馳名天下，不過係吹牛啫嘛噉。
+
+47
+00:05:11,545 --> 00:05:16,045
+我當時激氣啦，我就話：不分勝敗，就打到分勝敗為止。
+
+48
+00:05:16,690 --> 00:05:21,967
+嗰個老賊雖然靈活啫，內力就唔及我哋兄弟啊，鬥得耐佢非輸不可嘅。
+
+49
+00:05:22,216 --> 00:05:25,153
+佢想唔打，不過想乘機鬆人啫嘛。
+
+50
+00:05:26,316 --> 00:05:33,570
+於是我哋又打起上嚟，打咗好耐下喇，我使一招龍騰虎躍，喺半空中撲擊落嚟。
+
+51
+00:05:33,970 --> 00:05:37,011
+嗰個老賊果然上當噃，咪側身閃避啦。
+
+52
+00:05:37,380 --> 00:05:47,919
+呢一招，我兩兄弟，練到熟㗎，我大哥就使橫掃千軍，左腳向右橫掃，右臂向左橫擊，等佢避無可避。
+
+53
+00:05:48,700 --> 00:05:52,769
+噉佢講到呢處呢，將橫掃千軍嗰一招學翻出嚟。
+
+54
+00:05:53,947 --> 00:05:55,701
+玄貞道人岌一岌頭話：
+
+55
+00:05:56,292 --> 00:06:01,832
+呢一招左右夾擊，令人左避又唔係右避又唔係果然厲害啊。
+
+56
+00:06:02,779 --> 00:06:08,041
+白寒楓話：嗰個老賊身體一縮，忽然間向我大哥撞過嚟。
+
+57
+00:06:08,157 --> 00:06:13,349
+噉我大哥雙掌一翻，撳喺佢胸膛上便笑住話：哈，你輸。
+
+58
+00:06:13,722 --> 00:06:19,188
+就喺呢個時候，啪一聲，嗰個老賊好毒辣喇，竟然使出重手。
+
+59
+00:06:19,967 --> 00:06:25,469
+我見到勢頭唔對路嘞，一招高山流水，雙掌先後打喺個老賊嘅背脊。
+
+60
+00:06:26,216 --> 00:06:28,587
+嗰老賊身體一晃，退開咗去。
+
+61
+00:06:28,818 --> 00:06:31,666
+佢我大哥啊已經吐血咯，坐咗喺地。
+
+62
+00:06:31,887 --> 00:06:38,475
+我好急啦，我連忙去扶起我大哥，嗰個老賊乾笑幾聲，跛下跛下噉走咗。
+
+63
+00:06:38,991 --> 00:06:46,706
+我本來可以追上去補翻幾拳，即時打死佢嘅，唉，但係掛住大哥個傷勢，唔得閒去理嗰個老賊啊。
+
+64
+00:06:47,177 --> 00:06:55,029
+噉抱住大哥返去屋企，佢喺半路只係講咗四個字：同我報仇噉，嗯，就斷咗氣嘞。
+
+65
+00:06:55,972 --> 00:07:01,096
+蘇四哥，我哋唔報呢個仇，枉自為人啊！
+
+66
+00:07:02,134 --> 00:07:04,314
+講到呢處淚如泉湧。
+
+67
+00:07:06,158 --> 00:07:13,348
+玄貞道人擰轉頭向一個人話：風二弟，白二俠先頭所講嗰幾招，我哋嚟學下啦。
+
+68
+00:07:14,847 --> 00:07:21,262
+呢個姓風嘅叫做風際中，個樣貌不驚人，老老土土。
+
+69
+00:07:22,171 --> 00:07:30,777
+尋日，喺回春堂藥店地牢裏便引見之後，從來冇開口講過説話，韋小寶對佢呢亦冇留意。
+
+70
+00:07:31,999 --> 00:07:37,221
+佢岌一岌頭企起身，一發掌輕飄飄噉向玄貞拍出去。
+
+71
+00:07:38,454 --> 00:07:49,370
+玄貞左掌格開佢，身體一縮，雙手嘅五指都變成咗爪，十足係隻馬騮一樣，顯然係模仿八臂猿猴徐天川嘅架式。
+
+72
+00:07:50,591 --> 00:07:55,178
+風際中左腳一點身體跳起，喺半空中撲擊落嚟。
+
+73
+00:07:55,857 --> 00:07:59,210
+姚春叫一聲：好一招龍騰虎躍！
+
+74
+00:08:00,164 --> 00:08:03,720
+叫聲都未完啊，玄貞已經斜身閃開嘞。
+
+75
+00:08:04,302 --> 00:08:16,020
+就喺呢個時候，風際中突然間搶到玄貞前便，左腳向右橫掃，右臂向左橫掠，正係白寒楓啱先學出嚟嗰一招橫掃千軍。
+
+76
+00:08:17,678 --> 00:08:29,276
+風際中一個人化而為二，啱啱使完白寒楓一招龍騰虎躍，跟住就移形換位，搶到玄貞道人前便使出白寒松嗰招橫掃千軍。
+
+77
+00:08:29,786 --> 00:08:33,298
+身法嗰種快法啊，簡直係想你都想唔到嘅。
+
+78
+00:08:33,990 --> 00:08:41,090
+大家喝彩啦，呢個時候，玄貞縮埋個身，直撞入對方個懷抱。
+
+79
+00:08:41,887 --> 00:08:47,678
+風際中雙掌突然一推，撳住玄貞心口，佢話：哈哈你輸。
+
+80
+00:08:48,452 --> 00:08:54,648
+就喺呢個時候，玄貞嘅右拳擺喺風際中心口，右掌拍中佢小腹。
+
+81
+00:08:55,563 --> 00:08:58,984
+兩個人拳掌都放喺對方身上停住唔逳嘞。
+
+82
+00:08:59,631 --> 00:09:04,147
+玄貞話：白二俠，當時嘅情景係唔係噉樣啊？
+
+83
+00:09:05,210 --> 00:09:18,027
+白寒楓仲未回答，風際中身體一晃，去咗玄貞背後，雙掌喺自己塊面右側直劈落嚟，虛擊玄貞嘅背枚，講一聲話：高山流水！
+
+84
+00:09:18,858 --> 00:09:22,235
+呢兩掌啊，並未掂到玄貞嘅身體。
+
+85
+00:09:22,760 --> 00:09:33,556
+眾人眼前一花，佢又企翻去玄貞面前，雙掌撳住佢心口，等玄貞嘅拳掌，撳住自己嘅胸腹，回復啱先嘅姿式。
+
+86
+00:09:34,844 --> 00:09:38,372
+呢兩下忽來忽去，直情好似鬼怪一樣。
+
+87
+00:09:39,234 --> 00:09:48,130
+呢班人除咗韋小寶之外呢，都係見多識廣嘅人嚟，但係風際中咁迅捷無倫嘅身手真係見所未見。
+
+88
+00:09:49,307 --> 00:09:50,929
+大家都明白佢嘅用意喇。
+
+89
+00:09:51,603 --> 00:09:55,971
+當時徐天川以一敵二，情勢兇險到極。
+
+90
+00:09:56,856 --> 00:10:03,480
+如果對白寒松手下稍為留情啊，只怕走唔甩後便，白寒楓高山流水呢一擊。
+
+91
+00:10:04,542 --> 00:10:08,899
+玄貞就話：白二俠，當時嘅情景係唔係噉樣？
+
+92
+00:10:10,117 --> 00:10:13,134
+白寒楓面如死灰慢慢岌一岌頭。
+
+93
+00:10:14,363 --> 00:10:28,087
+風際中身法兔起鹘落，固之然係令人哋眼神都花晒，而佢模仿自己兩兄弟呢幾下招式啊，竟然部位手法絲毫無誤，十足十就係自己師父教出嚟嘅一樣。
+
+94
+00:10:29,384 --> 00:10:42,522
+龍騰虎躍、高山流水同埋橫掃千軍三招，都係沐家拳中嘅著名招式流傳天下，識嘅人就好多，風際中會使，噉都唔稀奇啊。
+
+95
+00:10:43,894 --> 00:10:53,814
+但係以一個人而使呢三招拳腳，前後易位法度嚴謹，自己兩兄弟畢生練嘅都係沐家拳，亦都遠遠不及。
+
+96
+00:10:55,236 --> 00:10:56,910
+風際中收咗招式佢話：
+
+97
+00:10:57,492 --> 00:11:00,780
+道長，唔該除咗件道袍啦，得罪晒。
+
+98
+00:11:01,896 --> 00:11:04,004
+玄貞一窒，唔明白佢嘅用意噃。
+
+99
+00:11:04,659 --> 00:11:07,259
+但係聽佢話除咗件道袍稍為扽一扽。
+
+100
+00:11:07,721 --> 00:11:19,359
+忽然間，兩塊布片喺道袍上飄咗落嚟，係兩隻手掌嘅形狀嘅，道袍心口嗰處，竟然係兩個掌印嘅空洞。
+
+101
+00:11:19,990 --> 00:11:24,252
+原來啱先風際中已經用咗掌力震爛佢件道袍喇。
+
+102
+00:11:25,113 --> 00:11:31,658
+哎呀玄貞面色都變晒，情不自禁伸手揞住自己心口，個心諗：
+
+103
+00:11:32,546 --> 00:11:39,829
+風際中嘅掌力，既然將自己道袍震爛，噉自己梗係會受咗內傷㗎。
+
+104
+00:11:40,434 --> 00:11:46,234
+哈，點知一摸，心口嗰處亦唔覺得有咩異狀，噉就放心。
+
+105
+00:11:47,199 --> 00:11:51,768
+風際中話：白大俠掌上嘅陰力，遠勝在下。
+
+106
+00:11:52,346 --> 00:12:01,311
+徐大哥個心口，就已經受咗極重內傷，再加埋背枚受咗高山流水雙掌嘅力量，只怕佢性命難保啊。
+
+107
+00:12:03,118 --> 00:12:09,026
+大家見到風際中用陰柔嘅掌力，割出玄貞道袍上兩個掌印。
+
+108
+00:12:09,453 --> 00:12:18,318
+噉樣嘅功力，比起啱先一身化二，前後夾攻嘅功力更加係驚人，搞到連喝彩都唔記得咗喇。
+
+109
+00:12:19,377 --> 00:12:28,848
+韋小寶個心諗：海老烏龜當日喺我件衫嘅心口嗰度，割咗一個掌印，唉用嘅啊，都怕係呢種手段喇。
+
+110
+00:12:30,051 --> 00:12:34,401
+蘇岡同白寒楓對望咗眼，都係神情頹喪。
+
+111
+00:12:35,427 --> 00:12:41,846
+睇住風際中咁高明嘅武功，自己呢方面啊，邊個同佢都有好大距離。
+
+112
+00:12:42,472 --> 00:12:49,108
+又畀佢噉樣試演咗番，顯得徐天川雖然係落重手殺咗人，亦係迫於無奈。
+
+113
+00:12:49,619 --> 00:12:55,954
+喺白氏兄弟厲害殺手前後夾擊之下，奮力自保，唔算得咩嘢理虧吖。
+
+114
+00:12:57,104 --> 00:13:03,054
+蘇岡企起身嚟話：呢位風爺武功高強，使在下今日大開眼界。
+
+115
+00:13:03,516 --> 00:13:09,374
+如果我白大弟真係有風爺嘅武功，亦決唔會畀嗰個姓徐嘅害死嘞。
+
+116
+00:13:10,738 --> 00:13:18,176
+韋小寶話：白大俠嘅武功呢就高到極喇，江湖上眾所周知，蘇四俠唔使客氣。
+
+117
+00:13:19,038 --> 00:13:24,466
+白寒楓惡死騰騰噉睩咗佢一眼，之又唔能夠話自己兄長武功唔得啊。
+
+118
+00:13:25,447 --> 00:13:31,601
+韋小寶又話：白二俠嘅武功呢亦都係好高嘅，江湖上亦都係眾所周知㗎啦。
+
+119
+00:13:32,893 --> 00:13:42,014
+樊綱又怕死佢會講啲更無聊嘅説話多生枝節，就向蘇岡同白寒楓拱手話：今日滾攪晒嘞，告辭。
+
+120
+00:13:43,377 --> 00:13:47,830
+玄貞話：咪住，大家去白大俠靈前叩翻幾個頭啦。
+
+121
+00:13:48,403 --> 00:13:59,141
+呢件事，呢，呢件事，唉，講起嚟大家心裏便好難過，千祈唔好傷害咗沐王府同天地會嘅和氣啊。
+
+122
+00:13:59,828 --> 00:14:01,712
+講完，就行去後堂嘞。
+
+123
+00:14:02,648 --> 00:14:05,463
+點知道白寒楓雙手一攔，大聲話：
+
+124
+00:14:06,311 --> 00:14:09,490
+我大哥死不瞑目，唔使你哋詐諦喇！
+
+125
+00:14:10,179 --> 00:14:20,431
+玄貞話：白二俠，莫講係比武失手誤傷咗���大俠啦，就算真係我哋徐大哥唔啱，你亦唔能夠嬲晒天地會全體。
+
+126
+00:14:21,022 --> 00:14:24,334
+我哋去靈前拜一拜乃係武林同道個義氣啊。
+
+127
+00:14:25,036 --> 00:14:29,663
+蘇岡話：道長講得啱，白二弟，我哋唔好失禮。
+
+128
+00:14:30,504 --> 00:14:40,780
+於是韋小寶、玄貞、樊綱、風際中、姚春、馬博仁等一班人啊，一齊去到白寒松個靈前叩頭。
+
+129
+00:14:41,963 --> 00:14:46,196
+韋小寶一面叩頭，一面個口呢念念有詞嘞。
+
+130
+00:14:46,948 --> 00:14:51,440
+叩咗三個頭企翻起身，白寒楓大聲話：
+
+131
+00:14:52,156 --> 00:14:53,540
+你啱先講啲咩啊？
+
+132
+00:14:54,464 --> 00:14:59,549
+我暗中禱告啫嘛，同白大俠在天之靈講説話吖關你咩事啊？
+
+133
+00:15:00,303 --> 00:15:02,803
+你把嘴唔清唔楚，你禱告啲乜嘢吖？
+
+134
+00:15:04,257 --> 00:15:08,010
+我話噉嘅，白大俠，你行先一步啦。
+
+135
+00:15:09,059 --> 00:15:20,481
+在下韋小寶，畀你個好細佬呢打到遍體鱗傷，條命都唔會長㗎喇，過幾日呢就嚟陰間，同你老人家相會，係噉啫嘛。
+
+136
+00:15:21,261 --> 00:15:22,694
+我幾時打過你啊？
+
+137
+00:15:23,818 --> 00:15:35,374
+韋小寶捋起衫袖，打出隻右手，只見手腕上面，腫起咗一𡃈又黑又紫，手指印都仲喺度，正係啱先畀白寒楓捻傷嘅。
+
+138
+00:15:35,930 --> 00:15:38,376
+韋小寶話：唔係你打㗎咩？
+
+139
+00:15:39,242 --> 00:15:47,338
+蘇岡睇咗白寒楓一眼，見佢唔否認，自己塊面呢有啲唔高興喇，擰轉頭對韋小寶話：
+
+140
+00:15:47,869 --> 00:15:53,083
+韋香主，呢件事一言難盡，我哋以後慢慢再講啦。
+
+141
+00:15:53,928 --> 00:16:00,306
+韋小寶話：至怕我傷重冇得醫，一命嗚呼以後就冇咩好講咯。
+
+142
+00:16:01,139 --> 00:16:07,232
+蘇岡見到佢講説話好流利，一啲都冇受傷嘅現象，知道佢係耍無賴。
+
+143
+00:16:07,930 --> 00:16:13,275
+個心諗：天地會點解會叫噉一個小流氓做香主㗎？
+
+144
+00:16:14,016 --> 00:16:21,436
+佢話：韋香主長命百歲，大家都死清光喇，你仲有多幾十年命添。
+
+145
+00:16:22,124 --> 00:16:30,453
+韋小寶話：哈，我而家肚痛到死死下，五臟六腑冚𠾴唥都調轉頭，聽日都唔知仲有冇命啊。
+
+146
+00:16:30,982 --> 00:16:36,913
+風二哥、玄貞道長，我如果死咗喇，你哋亦唔好搵白二俠報仇喇。
+
+147
+00:16:37,287 --> 00:16:42,904
+江湖上義氣為重，我哋點都唔好傷害沐王府同天地會嘅和氣吖嘛。
+
+148
+00:16:43,961 --> 00:16:47,707
+蘇岡皺起眉頭，將眾人送出去門口。
+
+149
+00:16:48,716 --> 00:16:57,031
+玄貞呢向馬博仁、姚春、雷一嘯、王武通四個人多謝一番，行咗個禮就分別嘞。
+
+150
+00:16:58,887 --> 00:17:05,223
+話說天地會一行人返到去回春堂藥店，啱啱到店門口，就見到情形對路。
+
+151
+00:17:06,041 --> 00:17:11,573
+櫃檯冧咗，藥店裏便百幾個櫃桶仔同埋藥材跌到一地都係。
+
+152
+00:17:12,456 --> 00:17:15,498
+噉大家即刻衝入去，嗌咗幾聲唔聽見有人應噃。
+
+153
+00:17:16,221 --> 00:17:21,416
+到咗後堂，只見嗰個肥掌櫃同兩名夥記都已經死咗喺地下嘞。
+
+154
+00:17:22,639 --> 00:17:26,645
+呢間藥店地方比較偏僻，一時呢亦冇人嚟圍觀。
+
+155
+00:17:27,566 --> 00:17:29,203
+玄貞吩咐高彥超話：
+
+156
+00:17:29,922 --> 00:17:34,411
+即刻上咗門板，唔好畀啲閒人入嚟，我哋快啲去睇下徐大哥啦。
+
+157
+00:17:35,056 --> 00:17:39,738
+拉開地板嘅掩蓋，走入地牢大聲嗌：徐大哥，徐大哥！
+
+158
+00:17:40,528 --> 00:17:45,067
+地牢裏便空空如也，徐天川已經不知去向。
+
+159
+00:17:46,106 --> 00:17:51,894
+樊綱嬲到極啊：走！我哋去同沐王府嗰啲賊人拼個你死我活！
+
+160
+00:17:52,817 --> 00:17:56,651
+玄貞話：快啲去請埋王總鏢頭佢哋嚟做證人啦。
+
+161
+00:17:57,314 --> 00:18:04,220
+佢哋如果要害死徐大哥，已經喺呢處逳手，噉既然而家將佢擄咗去呢，就唔會即刻害死佢㗎。
+
+162
+00:18:04,920 --> 00:18:09,142
+噉啊於是派人出去，將王武通、姚春等四個人請嚟。
+
+163
+00:18:10,339 --> 00:18:15,433
+王武通佢哋見到肥佬掌櫃嗰死咗個樣，都好憤慨，一齊話：
+
+164
+00:18:15,944 --> 00:18:19,851
+事不宜遲，我哋即刻去楊柳胡同要人。
+
+165
+00:18:20,526 --> 00:18:22,964
+噉一行人呢又試去楊柳胡同咯噃。
+
+166
+00:18:23,810 --> 00:18:26,787
+白寒楓開門出嚟，冷冰冰噉話：
+
+167
+00:18:27,677 --> 00:18:29,206
+眾位又嚟咩嘢事啊？
+
+168
+00:18:29,923 --> 00:18:33,595
+樊綱大聲話：白二俠何必明知故問啊？
+
+169
+00:18:34,075 --> 00:18:37,370
+呢種行為，亦太過丟沐王府個架喇！
+
+170
+00:18:38,340 --> 00:18:42,428
+白寒楓亦嬲嘞：要咩嘢架？咩嘢行為啊，吓？
+
+171
+00:18:43,271 --> 00:18:46,700
+樊綱話：我哋徐大哥喺邊處？快啲送出嚟。
+
+172
+00:18:47,237 --> 00:18:52,816
+你哋趁人冇防備殺死咗我哋回春堂嗰三個夥記，真係卑鄙下流啊！
+
+173
+00:18:53,577 --> 00:18:59,820
+白寒楓大聲話：亂噏無為！咩嘢回春堂，回秋堂，咩嘢三個夥記啊？
+
+174
+00:19:00,704 --> 00:19:06,446
+樊綱聽見聲啊出嚟就問：眾位去而復返，有咩見教呢？
+
+175
+00:19:07,144 --> 00:19:11,966
+雷一嘯話：蘇四俠，呢件事，係你哋唔啱喇。
+
+176
+00:19:12,402 --> 00:19:18,337
+是非難逃公論，你哋就算要報仇，亦唔能夠任意殺害無辜㗎。
+
+177
+00:19:18,781 --> 00:19:22,516
+京城裏便做出呢種事出嚟，好大牽連㗎。
+
+178
+00:19:23,629 --> 00:19:26,609
+蘇岡問白寒楓：佢哋講咩嘢啊？
+
+179
+00:19:27,115 --> 00:19:30,853
+白寒楓話：點知道唧，真係莫名其妙啊。
+
+180
+00:19:31,578 --> 00:19:41,189
+王武通話：蘇四俠、白二俠，天地會落腳嘅地方有三個夥記畀人哋殺咗，徐天川師傅亦畀人擄咗去。
+
+181
+00:19:41,960 --> 00:19:49,423
+呢件事嘅是非曲直大家以後慢慢再講，唔該你哋睇在我哋幾個人嘅薄面，放咗徐師傅先啦。
+
+182
+00:19:50,206 --> 00:19:55,073
+蘇岡好奇嘞：徐天川畀人擄咗去咩？噉真係奇喇。
+
+183
+00:19:55,867 --> 00:19:57,992
+各位實係疑心係我哋做㗎啦。
+
+184
+00:19:58,800 --> 00:20:02,708
+但係各位一直同我哋喺一齊啊，唔通我哋有分身術咩？
+
+185
+00:20:03,379 --> 00:20:08,069
+樊綱話：你哋梗喺另外派人逳手，噉又有咩嘢難唧？
+
+186
+00:20:08,848 --> 00:20:15,258
+蘇岡話：各位唔信，噉亦冇法子，你哋要入嚟搜查，即管請便啦。
+
+187
+00:20:16,077 --> 00:20:24,317
+白寒楓大聲話：聖手居士蘇岡蘇四哥，講說話向來一就一，二就二，幾時有過半句假話啊？
+
+188
+00:20:24,845 --> 00:20:33,064
+老實同你講啦，嗰個姓徐嘅老賊，如果落喺我哋嘅手啊，當堂一刀兩段，邊個得閒捉咗嚟嘥米飯養佢啊？
+
+189
+00:20:33,971 --> 00:20:37,804
+蘇岡話：呢件事只怕另有別情。
+
+190
+00:20:38,609 --> 00:20:43,117
+在下冒昧，想到貴會歇腳嘅地方睇一睇，唔知道可唔可以呢？
+
+191
+00:20:44,387 --> 00:20:49,550
+玄貞等見佢兩個人神情唔似作偽啊，一時揸唔定主意。
+
+192
+00:20:50,730 --> 00:20:58,734
+樊綱話：蘇四俠，大家請你講一句説話，到底我哋徐天川徐大哥，係咪喺你哋手上？
+
+193
+00:20:59,640 --> 00:21:02,561
+蘇岡擰擰頭話：冇。
+
+194
+00:21:03,192 --> 00:21:07,528
+我可以擔保，我哋白二弟同呢件事亦絲毫都冇關係。
+
+195
+00:21:08,670 --> 00:21:14,489
+蘇岡喺武林之中名聲好響亮，大家都知道佢係個正直嘅好漢。
+
+196
+00:21:14,991 --> 00:21:18,424
+佢既然講冇捉到徐天川，就應該唔係假嘅。
+
+197
+00:21:19,346 --> 00:21:24,126
+玄貞話：既然如此，請兩位一齊去敝處睇下。
+
+198
+00:21:24,668 --> 00:21:26,516
+韋香主，你話點啊？
+
+199
+00:21:27,650 --> 00:21:34,850
+韋小寶個心諗：你都話咗請人哋去睇下先喇，再嚟問我你話點喎。
+
+200
+00:21:35,468 --> 00:21:38,193
+佢話：道長話點就點啦。
+
+201
+00:21:38,633 --> 00:21:45,454
+橫掂我哋三個人都畀人哋打死咗咯，噉請佢哋兩位去叩翻幾個頭賠罪噉亦啱嘅。
+
+202
+00:21:46,279 --> 00:21:50,042
+蘇岡、白寒楓都向佢睩咗一眼，都諗：
+
+203
+00:21:50,876 --> 00:21:55,736
+你呢個小鬼吖，一口就咬實係我哋打死你哋三個人。
+
+204
+00:21:57,197 --> 00:21:59,300
+噉一行人啊嚟到回春堂。
+
+205
+00:22:00,130 --> 00:22:08,284
+蘇岡、白寒楓仔細睇咗個肥佬掌櫃同兩名藥店夥記嘅死咗嘅樣，都係畀人打死嘅。
+
+206
+00:22:09,025 --> 00:22:15,072
+心口肋骨啊斷咗，手法好尋常㗎啫，睇唔出使嘅係咩武功家數。
+
+207
+00:22:15,861 --> 00:22:23,297
+白寒楓話：呢件事，大家一定要查個水落石出，否則我哋就蒙咗不白之冤嘞。
+
+208
+00:22:23,994 --> 00:22:29,567
+蘇岡話：蒙咗不白之冤噉亦唔緊要，日後總會水落石出㗎。
+
+209
+00:22:30,279 --> 00:22:35,316
+只不過徐大哥落入敵人嘅手上，應該盡快想法子救人啊。
+
+210
+00:22:36,047 --> 00:22:40,640
+嗱各位，欲知後事如何，且聽下回分解。

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+1
+00:00:00,035 --> 00:00:03,168
+文再續啊書接上一回啊。
+
+2
+00:00:04,520 --> 00:00:13,149
+話説眾人喺藥店前前後後查察，又去地牢裏便仔細噉睇下，亦搵唔到半點線索。
+
+3
+00:00:14,637 --> 00:00:25,850
+當其時天色已經黃昏嘞，蘇岡、白寒楓、王武通等人就告辭返屋企，約定分頭喺北京城內探訪。
+
+4
+00:00:26,842 --> 00:00:31,477
+樊綱話：蘇四俠、白二俠，你哋睇清楚未啊？
+
+5
+00:00:32,041 --> 00:00:35,707
+今晚半夜我哋要放火燒屋，毀屍滅跡嘞噃。
+
+6
+00:00:36,566 --> 00:00:44,901
+蘇岡岌一岌頭話：都睇明白喇，好在附近冇人，燒咗店鋪亦好嘅，免得官府查問。
+
+7
+00:00:46,111 --> 00:00:50,958
+蘇岡同白寒楓去咗之後，青木堂啲人就紛紛議論。
+
+8
+00:00:51,581 --> 00:01:01,440
+都話徐天川呢實係畀沐王府嘅人擄咗去嘅，否則邊有唔遲唔早啱啱打死咗對方個人，徐天川就失咗蹤呢？
+
+9
+00:01:02,338 --> 00:01:05,976
+最多係蘇岡、白寒楓兩個人唔知情而已啫噉。
+
+10
+00:01:07,118 --> 00:01:09,662
+眾人跟住就商量點樣放火燒屋嘞。
+
+11
+00:01:10,818 --> 00:01:14,920
+韋小寶一聽見話放火燒屋，當堂成個興奮晒。
+
+12
+00:01:15,638 --> 00:01:20,816
+玄貞話：韋香主，天色已經夜喇，你要快啲返去皇宮啊。
+
+13
+00:01:21,401 --> 00:01:28,487
+我哋放火燒屋並唔係咩大事，韋香主唔喺呢度主持大局，睇嚟亦唔會出咩問題嘅。
+
+14
+00:01:29,557 --> 00:01:34,991
+韋小寶笑住話：嘿道長，自己兄弟，你亦唔使捧我喇。
+
+15
+00:01:35,789 --> 00:01:42,048
+韋小寶雖然做咗香主啊，武功見識，邊度及得上各位武林好手吖？
+
+16
+00:01:42,484 --> 00:01:46,176
+我要留喺呢度啊，不過想睇下熱鬧啫嘛。
+
+17
+00:01:47,199 --> 00:01:56,128
+眾人表面上呢對佢好客氣，但係見佢年輕，喺白家呢又出咗個大醜，實在呢有啲睇佢唔起嘅。
+
+18
+00:01:57,153 --> 00:01:59,470
+而家聽佢噉樣講反而高興起嚟嘞。
+
+19
+00:02:00,070 --> 00:02:03,485
+佢呢幾句説話講得人人心裏頭舒舒暢暢。
+
+20
+00:02:04,419 --> 00:02:11,193
+大家對呢個小香主雖然係冇咩敬意嘞，但係親近嘅心呢，突然就多咗幾分咯噃。
+
+21
+00:02:12,157 --> 00:02:22,180
+玄貞笑住話：我哋放火燒屋，都要半夜先至逳手嘅，仲要打斷火路，以免火勢蔓延燒咗隔籬。
+
+22
+00:02:23,080 --> 00:02:26,627
+韋香主一夜唔返去皇宮，恐怕唔係點方便嘅。
+
+23
+00:02:27,747 --> 00:02:34,370
+韋小寶個心諗呢句説話講得有啲道理，天一黑，宮門就閂埋嘞，冇人能夠出入。
+
+24
+00:02:35,153 --> 00:02:44,515
+自己又得到小皇帝寵幸，宮中人人都睺住晒你，你話違禁外宿啊罪名真係唔細㗎，噉唯有歎口氣話：
+
+25
+00:02:45,070 --> 00:02:46,177
+唉真係可惜嘞。
+
+26
+00:02:46,791 --> 00:02:50,433
+呢把火如果等我嚟點啊，嘿，真係過癮咯。
+
+27
+00:02:51,096 --> 00:02:58,504
+高彥超低聲話：以後我哋日頭燒人哋屋呢，一定恭請韋香主嚟點火。
+
+28
+00:02:59,457 --> 00:03:02,283
+韋小寶好歡喜，握住佢嘅手話：
+
+29
+00:03:02,528 --> 00:03:07,527
+嗱，高大哥，大丈夫一言既出你，你唔好唔記得噃。
+
+30
+00:03:08,321 --> 00:03:13,473
+高彥超微笑話：韋香主吩咐過個事，屬下點敢話唔聽呢？
+
+31
+00:03:14,528 --> 00:03:20,919
+韋小寶話：好，我哋聽日呢就去楊柳胡同，放火燒咗白家嘅屋你話好唔好吖？
+
+32
+00:03:21,590 --> 00:03:26,420
+高彥超嚇咗一跳，連忙話：哦，噉啊要從長計議喇。
+
+33
+00:03:26,563 --> 00:03:29,789
+總舵主知道咗啊，九成會怪罪㗎。
+
+34
+00:03:30,424 --> 00:03:35,343
+韋小寶當堂意興索然，噉走去換翻小太監嘅服飾。
+
+35
+00:03:35,903 --> 00:03:41,300
+高彥超呢將佢換翻落嚟嘅新置衣服鞋帽又包埋一包，揸住喺手。
+
+36
+00:03:42,693 --> 00:03:52,941
+眾人四面睇過晒喇，並冇沐王府嘅人睺住，噉先至將韋小寶夾喺中間，送到橫街，就請咗一頂轎送佢返去皇宮。
+
+37
+00:03:54,192 --> 00:03:57,382
+韋小寶同眾兄弟岌一岌頭噉就上轎坐好嘞。
+
+38
+00:03:58,316 --> 00:04:01,187
+高彥超又將嗰包衣帽放入轎裏便。
+
+39
+00:04:02,008 --> 00:04:06,744
+有個會中嘅兄弟行到轎前便，蜎個頭入轎，低聲話：
+
+40
+00:04:07,553 --> 00:04:13,304
+韋香主，聽朝一早，最好請你去尚膳監個廚房睇下。
+
+41
+00:04:14,049 --> 00:04:16,083
+韋小寶話：睇咩啊？
+
+42
+00:04:16,924 --> 00:04:20,243
+哦，亦冇咩嘢嘅。講完，就退開咗嘞。
+
+43
+00:04:21,156 --> 00:04:23,711
+韋小寶都諗唔起嗰個人叫做咩嘢名。
+
+44
+00:04:24,690 --> 00:04:32,287
+呢個人，留翻兩撇老鼠鬚，鬼頭鬼腦，市井裏便啊最多呢種小商販。
+
+45
+00:04:33,084 --> 00:04:36,016
+去楊柳胡同個時候呢佢亦��跟埋一齊去。
+
+46
+00:04:36,837 --> 00:04:39,488
+自己一直以為佢係藥材鋪嘅夥記。
+
+47
+00:04:40,316 --> 00:04:46,389
+個心諗：佢叫我聽日去廚房睇下，哼，都唔知咩用意嘅。
+
+48
+00:04:47,407 --> 00:04:52,176
+噉橫掂巡視御廚房係佢嘅職責，第二日一早呢佢就去嘞。
+
+49
+00:04:53,093 --> 00:05:02,242
+頂頭上司一到唄，廚房裏便嘅承值太監以下人人大忙特忙，名茶細點啊捧完一樣又一樣。
+
+50
+00:05:03,114 --> 00:05:05,166
+韋小寶食咗幾件點心佢話：
+
+51
+00:05:06,189 --> 00:05:12,950
+你哋呢處嘅點心呢，做得都唔錯㗎喇，不過呢，同揚州嘅廚師學下添啊更好。
+
+52
+00:05:13,559 --> 00:05:19,591
+承值太監連忙話：係，係。如果唔係韋公公指點，我哋真係唔識啊。
+
+53
+00:05:21,294 --> 00:05:26,350
+韋小寶見到廚房裏便亦冇咩嘢唔同啊，噉啊正話想返扯。
+
+54
+00:05:27,028 --> 00:05:37,455
+呢個時候，採辦太監喺市頭返嚟，後面跟住一個人，手裏便，揸住把大秤，笑騎騎噉猛咁岌頭岌腦話：
+
+55
+00:05:37,749 --> 00:05:42,910
+係，係，誒公公點樣講，就係點樣做啦，擔保搞掂晒。
+
+56
+00:05:43,662 --> 00:05:50,418
+韋小寶一見到呢個人吃咗一驚，原來嗰個人，就係尋日要佢嚟廚房睇下嘅人。
+
+57
+00:05:51,681 --> 00:05:57,360
+採辦太監啊見到韋小寶喺度，連忙走到韋小寶面前請安問好。
+
+58
+00:05:58,439 --> 00:06:02,079
+韋小寶指住嗰個人問：呢個人係邊個啊？
+
+59
+00:06:02,788 --> 00:06:04,352
+採辦太監笑住話：
+
+60
+00:06:04,881 --> 00:06:12,472
+呢個人，係北城錢興隆肉莊嘅錢老闆，今日特別落力，親自押咗十幾隻肉豬送嚟宮啊。
+
+61
+00:06:13,358 --> 00:06:15,207
+噉擰轉頭同錢老闆話：
+
+62
+00:06:15,789 --> 00:06:19,040
+老錢啊，今日你真係行正大運喇。
+
+63
+00:06:19,764 --> 00:06:26,007
+呢位桂公公呢，係我哋尚膳監總管，當今皇上面前第一大紅人。
+
+64
+00:06:26,247 --> 00:06:30,443
+我哋喺宮裏便當差嘅，依老測都見唔到佢老人家㗎。
+
+65
+00:06:31,350 --> 00:06:36,789
+你實係前身三世敲穿咗個木魚，咁啱呢遇到桂公公定喇。
+
+66
+00:06:38,086 --> 00:06:42,536
+嗰個錢老闆就跪喺地下，對住韋小寶叩咗幾個頭，佢話：
+
+67
+00:06:43,627 --> 00:06:50,537
+呢位公公係小號嘅衣食父母，今日先至有緣拜見真係姓錢嘅祖宗積咗德啊。
+
+68
+00:06:51,136 --> 00:06:53,222
+韋小寶話：唔使咁多禮喇。
+
+69
+00:06:53,790 --> 00:07:00,344
+佢諗：佢混入嚟宮啊想做乜嘢呢？點解事前又唔同我講呢？
+
+70
+00:07:01,518 --> 00:07:05,061
+嗰個錢老闆企起身，蓮子蓉噉口面佢話：
+
+71
+00:07:05,820 --> 00:07:13,151
+皇宮裏便嘅公公啊睇得起小號，小號個價錢特別克己㗎，真係可以話係冇咩賺頭嘅。
+
+72
+00:07:14,078 --> 00:07:19,040
+不過同皇上、公主、貝勒劏豬呢，噉真係認真夠面子嘞。
+
+73
+00:07:19,758 --> 00:07:27,518
+人哋聽講話連皇上都食小號供奉嘅肉，小號嘅豬肉，當然係天下第一啦，冇第家比得上㗎喇。
+
+74
+00:07:27,882 --> 00:07:36,694
+因此錢興隆供奉皇宮肉食呢亦不過係一年幾唧，生意啊，多咗好幾倍，呢啲都係全靠公公栽培啊。
+
+75
+00:07:37,040 --> 00:07:38,916
+講完又連氣咁請安。
+
+76
+00:07:39,936 --> 00:07:43,977
+韋小寶岌一岌頭笑住話：噉你一定好發財定啦。
+
+77
+00:07:44,813 --> 00:07:47,862
+哈哈哈哈，呢啲都係託賴各位公公嘅洪福啊。
+
+78
+00:07:48,572 --> 00:07:50,980
+喺身邊就扲出兩張銀票，佢又話：
+
+79
+00:07:51,536 --> 00:07:57,056
+一啲小小意思，不成敬意啊，請公公留起佢，愛嚟打賞人啊咩嘢都好啦。
+
+80
+00:07:57,420 --> 00:08:00,293
+講完，雙手送到去韋小寶隻手。
+
+81
+00:08:01,380 --> 00:08:07,520
+韋小寶接過嚟一睇，銀票啊每張五百兩，總共係一千兩銀。
+
+82
+00:08:08,058 --> 00:08:12,533
+正係自己前日分畀高彥超佢哋嘅，噉佢微微打個突。
+
+83
+00:08:13,598 --> 00:08:19,457
+見到錢老闆用個嘴向住個採辦太監一努，韋小寶明嘞佢話：
+
+84
+00:08:20,172 --> 00:08:21,730
+錢老闆真係客氣啊。
+
+85
+00:08:22,277 --> 00:08:25,057
+將兩張銀票交畀承值太監佢笑住話：
+
+86
+00:08:26,069 --> 00:08:29,860
+呢啲係錢老闆嘅敬意，你攞去分啦，唔使分畀我喇。
+
+87
+00:08:31,106 --> 00:08:35,884
+眾太監見到係一千兩銀嘅銀票，個個都歡喜到癲啦。
+
+88
+00:08:36,576 --> 00:08:44,016
+供奉宮中嘅豬羊牛肉，雞魚蔬菜嘅商人啊平時都畀回扣，噉啊有一定嘅規矩嘅。
+
+89
+00:08:44,572 --> 00:08:54,667
+逢年過節，噉啊雖然有年禮、節禮，不過係四五百兩銀，其中尚膳房嘅太監頭頭呢又要分咗去一半先。
+
+90
+00:08:55,558 --> 00:09:05,180
+而家見到銀又多，韋小寶又話唔要喎，噉���果各人攤分豈不是小小一注橫財？嘿過癮咯。
+
+91
+00:09:05,818 --> 00:09:16,260
+嗰個承值太監又諗嘞：桂公公嘅口就話唔要，不過喺外人面前擺下架子嘅啫，佢係個頭頭，唔分畀佢都得了嘅咩？
+
+92
+00:09:17,114 --> 00:09:21,470
+等陣攤分嘅時候，仲係要分翻份大啲嘅畀佢。
+
+93
+00:09:22,188 --> 00:09:27,729
+錢老闆話：桂公公，你咁體恤辦事嘅公公真係難得啊。
+
+94
+00:09:28,093 --> 00:09:31,266
+你唔肯收禮，小人個心真係好唔安樂。
+
+95
+00:09:31,559 --> 00:09:37,401
+噉樣啦，小號養咗有兩隻茯苓花雕豬，算得係名貴無比嘅。
+
+96
+00:09:38,329 --> 00:09:47,497
+等陣啊搦去劏咗，一隻呢孝敬皇太后同皇上，另外一隻呢，就抬去桂公公間房，請公公仔細噉品嚐下。
+
+97
+00:09:48,239 --> 00:09:54,247
+韋小寶話：咩茯苓花雕豬啊？名堂咁古怪嘅都未聽講過噃。
+
+98
+00:09:55,318 --> 00:10:05,670
+呢啲係小號祖傳嘅秘方，首先呢選咗良種嘅肉豬，噉啊斷咗奶之後呢，就喂茯苓、黨參、杞子等等嘅補藥；
+
+99
+00:10:06,097 --> 00:10:12,243
+飼料啊除咗補藥之外呢，就淨係雞蛋一味嘅啫，頸喝喇，就飲花雕酒。
+
+100
+00:10:13,013 --> 00:10:22,162
+佢説話未講完啊，嗰班太監都笑起上嚟嘞都話：邊度有噉樣餵豬法㗎？噉餵肥一隻豬啊，豈不是要幾百兩銀？
+
+101
+00:10:22,876 --> 00:10:28,980
+錢老闆話：本錢啊梗係唔細啦，最難嘅，就係呢番心血同功夫啊。
+
+102
+00:10:29,627 --> 00:10:34,058
+韋小寶話：好，噉樣嘅奇豬真係唔試下都唔得。
+
+103
+00:10:34,720 --> 00:10:40,822
+錢老闆話：唔知桂公公今日午後咩時候得閒呢？小人準時送到。
+
+104
+00:10:41,868 --> 00:10:47,190
+韋小寶個心諗：喺上書房出嚟已經將近午時嘞，噉就話：
+
+105
+00:10:47,887 --> 00:10:49,567
+巳末午初你送嚟啦。
+
+106
+00:10:50,576 --> 00:10:54,763
+巳末午初用而家嘅講法即係上午將近十二點上下啦。
+
+107
+00:10:55,538 --> 00:10:59,029
+係，係。錢老闆又請咗幾個安就出翻去嘞。
+
+108
+00:10:59,865 --> 00:11:06,668
+承值太監陪笑話：桂公公，等陣見到皇上，唔好提先頭嗰件事噃。
+
+109
+00:11:07,946 --> 00:11:08,589
+點解呢？
+
+110
+00:11:09,514 --> 00:11:16,947
+宮裏便嘅規矩，凡係稀奇古怪嘅食物，係唔能夠供奉畀皇太后、皇上，同貝勒、公主㗎。
+
+111
+00:11:17,647 --> 00:11:22,182
+如果食咗有一啲啲少少唔妥，大家有幾多個人頭吖？
+
+112
+00:11:22,645 --> 00:11:24,172
+哦，噉嘅。
+
+113
+00:11:24,886 --> 00:11:35,087
+皇上年少好奇，聽講話有咁稀奇古怪嘅茯苓花雕豬，如果吩咐要攞嚟試下，噉我哋做奴才嘅關係太過大喇。
+
+114
+00:11:35,496 --> 00:11:40,931
+再講吖，呢種千辛萬苦餵起嚟嘅肉豬，又唔係時時都有嘅。
+
+115
+00:11:41,724 --> 00:11:48,888
+如果皇上食咗啱晒胃口，下道聖旨又叫御廚房日日供奉喎，噉大家唯有吊頸係啦。
+
+116
+00:11:49,857 --> 00:11:55,181
+韋小寶哈哈大笑啊：哈哈哈，哎呀你又想得幾周到喎。
+
+117
+00:11:55,878 --> 00:11:58,708
+呢啲係尚膳房歷來相傳嘅規矩啫。
+
+118
+00:11:59,290 --> 00:12:04,578
+太后同皇上嘅菜餚呢，一切時鮮果菜都係唔能夠供奉㗎。
+
+119
+00:12:05,142 --> 00:12:12,271
+咩話？時鮮蔬菜唔能夠供奉，噉唔通我又供奉過時嘅、隔夜嘅蔬菜嘞噃？
+
+120
+00:12:13,374 --> 00:12:19,988
+韋小寶啊雖然做咗幾個月尚膳監嘅頭頭，但係對於御廚房嘅事呢一直都冇留心。
+
+121
+00:12:20,686 --> 00:12:22,294
+承值太監笑住話：
+
+122
+00:12:22,986 --> 00:12:27,891
+供奉過咗時、隔夜嘅菜蔬呢，噉真係萬萬都唔敢。
+
+123
+00:12:28,318 --> 00:12:33,241
+不過有啲一年之中只有一兩個月先至有嘅蔬菜，我哋就唔能夠供奉喇。
+
+124
+00:12:33,577 --> 00:12:42,316
+如果皇上食得入味，天時熱就要冬筍，天時冷又要新鮮蠶豆，噉大家又唯有吊頸㗎啦。
+
+125
+00:12:43,206 --> 00:12:49,071
+韋小寶笑住話：皇太后同皇上都係萬分聖明嘅，邊有噉嘅事啊？
+
+126
+00:12:50,094 --> 00:12:52,902
+承值太監聽到個心頭一震，佢連忙話：
+
+127
+00:12:53,098 --> 00:12:57,328
+係，係。太后同皇上聖明，噉啊一定係唔會噉嘅。
+
+128
+00:12:57,604 --> 00:13:00,967
+聽講嗰啲係喺前明宮裏便傳落嚟嘅規矩。
+
+129
+00:13:01,358 --> 00:13:07,590
+到咗我哋大清，皇上通情達理，我哋奴才們辦起事嚟呢就容易得多喇。
+
+130
+00:13:08,172 --> 00:13:14,392
+講完，個心裏便暗暗吃咗一驚，對先頭嗰幾句説話都唔知幾後悔啊。
+
+131
+00:13:16,389 --> 00:13:21,447
+話説韋小寶喺上書房侍候完康熙出嚟，噉又去御膳房嘞。
+
+132
+00:13:22,568 --> 00:13:34,110
+過咗冇幾耐，錢老闆啊帶住四名夥記，抬咗兩隻劏到乾淨企理嘅大肥豬嚟，每一隻嘅淨肉呢，都有三百幾斤。
+
+133
+00:13:35,086 --> 00:13:36,210
+佢同韋小寶話：
+
+134
+00:13:36,783 --> 00:13:45,527
+桂公公，嗱你老人家一早起身呢，食呢隻茯苓花雕豬係最滋補嘞，最好呢，係現割現烤。
+
+135
+00:13:45,723 --> 00:13:52,956
+嗱，小人將一隻豬送到你老人家間房，聽朝一早，你老人家呢就可以割嚟燒烤食。
+
+136
+00:13:53,259 --> 00:13:56,590
+食唔完嘅，再叫廚房幫你做滷肉就得啦嘛。
+
+137
+00:13:57,537 --> 00:14:00,187
+韋小寶知道佢必定有深意嘅就話：
+
+138
+00:14:00,926 --> 00:14:04,590
+你又想得幾周到噃，噉，你跟我嚟啦。
+
+139
+00:14:05,773 --> 00:14:12,301
+錢老闆將一隻光豬留喺廚房，另外嗰隻呢就擔到韋小寶間房裏便。
+
+140
+00:14:13,667 --> 00:14:26,830
+尚膳監管事太監嘅住處同御廚房好近嘅，嗰隻肥豬抬咗入房裏便之後啊，韋小寶又叫小太監帶擔豬嘅夥記去廚房中等候。
+
+141
+00:14:27,987 --> 00:14:33,181
+等三個人走咗喇，就掩翻埋道門，錢老闆低聲問：
+
+142
+00:14:34,157 --> 00:14:37,277
+韋香主，屋裏便冇第個人啦嘛？
+
+143
+00:14:38,099 --> 00:14:39,520
+韋小寶擰擰頭。
+
+144
+00:14:40,746 --> 00:14:51,779
+錢老闆就護低個身，輕輕將光豬翻轉面，只見豬肚上啊，開膛個地方，打橫貼住幾件豬皮，就封咗割縫。
+
+145
+00:14:52,908 --> 00:14:54,071
+韋小寶個心諗：
+
+146
+00:14:54,949 --> 00:15:02,399
+嗯呢隻肥豬嘅肚啊，實係收埋咩古怪嘅嘢定嘞，唔通係兵器之類嘅嘢？
+
+147
+00:15:03,044 --> 00:15:06,110
+天地會想喺皇宮裏便殺人大鬧一場啊？
+
+148
+00:15:06,943 --> 00:15:09,227
+不由得個心嘣蹦亂咁跳。
+
+149
+00:15:10,093 --> 00:15:16,439
+果然見到錢老闆撕開豬皮，雙手拉開豬肚，輕輕抱咗一團物件出嚟。
+
+150
+00:15:17,308 --> 00:15:24,910
+哎呀嚇到韋小寶咦噉一聲驚叫，原來佢抱出嚟嘅，竟然係一個人。
+
+151
+00:15:26,371 --> 00:15:29,007
+錢老闆將嗰個人打橫放喺地下。
+
+152
+00:15:29,991 --> 00:15:36,301
+只見呢個人啊身體瘦小，一頭長頭髮，係個十四五歲嘅少女。
+
+153
+00:15:36,745 --> 00:15:43,847
+身上面着一件薄薄嘅單衫，雙眼啊眯埋，逳都唔逳，只係個心口呢輕輕噉起伏。
+
+154
+00:15:45,026 --> 00:15:47,174
+韋小寶好奇怪啦低聲問：
+
+155
+00:15:48,507 --> 00:15:51,547
+呢個姑娘仔係邊個啊？你帶佢嚟做咩嘢啊？
+
+156
+00:15:52,488 --> 00:15:56,126
+錢老闆話：佢係沐王府嘅郡主。
+
+157
+00:15:57,227 --> 00:15:59,853
+韋小寶更加驚奇嘞睩大雙眼話：
+
+158
+00:16:00,717 --> 00:16:02,516
+沐王府嘅郡主？
+
+159
+00:16:03,666 --> 00:16:07,780
+冇錯喇，沐王府小公爺嘅嫡親妹妹。
+
+160
+00:16:08,643 --> 00:16:17,260
+佢哋綁架咗徐三哥，我哋捉咗呢位郡主娘娘返嚟做抵押，等佢哋唔敢逳徐三哥一根寒毛。
+
+161
+00:16:17,714 --> 00:16:21,076
+哎呀，妙啊妙啊，你哋點捉佢返嚟㗎？
+
+162
+00:16:22,780 --> 00:16:30,811
+尋日徐天川徐三哥畀人綁咗架，韋香主你就帶埋眾位大哥，第二次去楊柳胡同講道理吖。
+
+163
+00:16:31,300 --> 00:16:39,813
+屬下呢，就出去打探消息，想知道沐王府嗰啲人，除咗楊柳胡同之外，係咪仲有第啲秘密地方落腳；
+
+164
+00:16:40,253 --> 00:16:42,866
+徐三哥呢，係咪畀佢哋韞喺嗰處；
+
+165
+00:16:43,403 --> 00:16:45,960
+又想知道佢哋喺京城裏便仲有邊啲人；
+
+166
+00:16:46,673 --> 00:16:49,848
+如果真係要逳手咯，我哋個心都有個底至得㗎嘛。
+
+167
+00:16:50,306 --> 00:16:59,160
+一打探，嘿，沐王府嚟嘅人啊，真係唔少啊，沐家小公爺帶頭，帶領住王府大批好手。
+
+168
+00:17:00,453 --> 00:17:07,605
+豈有此理，喂，我哋青木堂喺京城裏便有幾多兄弟啊？能唔能夠十個打佢哋一個啊？
+
+169
+00:17:08,783 --> 00:17:10,398
+韋香主你唔使擔心。
+
+170
+00:17:10,967 --> 00:17:15,379
+沐王府呢次嚟到北京，唔係為咗同我哋天地會打交㗎。
+
+171
+00:17:16,063 --> 00:17:20,271
+原來大漢奸吳三桂嘅大仔吳應熊嚟咗京城啊。
+
+172
+00:17:21,502 --> 00:17:24,293
+沐王府要行刺呢個姓吳嘅小漢奸啊？
+
+173
+00:17:25,164 --> 00:17:28,568
+冇錯喇，真係韋香主料事如神。
+
+174
+00:17:29,428 --> 00:17:35,358
+大漢奸、小漢奸喺雲南，唔殺得到佢哋吖，一離開咗雲南就有機可乘嘞。
+
+175
+00:17:36,186 --> 00:17:43,569
+但呢個小漢奸呢梗係防備周密，身邊有唔少武功高手保護，要殺佢呢亦唔係咁容易嘅。
+
+176
+00:17:44,394 --> 00:17:48,019
+噉啊沐王府嗰啲人呢，果然係另外有地方住。
+
+177
+00:17:48,630 --> 00:17:53,899
+屬下去查過，呢啲人都唔喺屋企，屋裏便呢亦冇徐三哥嘅蹤跡；
+
+178
+00:17:54,494 --> 00:17:59,786
+只有呢個妹釘同兩個服侍佢嘅女人留喺屋裏便，���真係難得嘅良機啊。
+
+179
+00:18:00,517 --> 00:18:05,654
+哦，於是你就順手牽羊，反手牽豬，將佢捉咗嚟喇。
+
+180
+00:18:06,335 --> 00:18:11,939
+冇錯喇，呢個姑娘仔年紀雖然係細㗎，沐王府當佢係鳳凰噉。
+
+181
+00:18:12,688 --> 00:18:19,240
+只要呢個小郡主喺我哋手裏頭，徐三哥就穩如泰山，唔怕佢哋唔好好服侍。
+
+182
+00:18:19,920 --> 00:18:23,344
+啊錢大哥，呢件功勞好大啊。
+
+183
+00:18:24,007 --> 00:18:25,599
+多謝韋香主誇獎。
+
+184
+00:18:26,723 --> 00:18:28,341
+噉我哋捉到小郡主又點呢？
+
+185
+00:18:29,144 --> 00:18:36,133
+講完，瞄下瞓喺地下嗰個少女幾眼，個心諗：呢個姑娘仔生得真係靚嘞。
+
+186
+00:18:36,942 --> 00:18:43,741
+錢老闆話：呢件事講大唔大講細唔細，要聽下韋香主嘅意思做嘞。
+
+187
+00:18:45,024 --> 00:18:46,930
+噉，你話點做吖？
+
+188
+00:18:48,276 --> 00:18:54,553
+韋小寶同天地會嘅人相處嘅時間雖然係短，不過已經摸到咗佢哋嘅脾氣。
+
+189
+00:18:56,046 --> 00:19:02,369
+呢啲人個嘴啊尊稱自己係香主，有事就話咩嘢靜候香主吩咐啊噉。
+
+190
+00:19:02,871 --> 00:19:08,240
+其實呢各人嘅肚裏便早就有咗主意喇，只係盼望得到自己嘅贊同。
+
+191
+00:19:09,071 --> 00:19:15,683
+噉一切後果啊，就推喺韋香主頭上，以後佢哋就唔使擔當咩重大關係嘞。
+
+192
+00:19:16,702 --> 00:19:21,274
+噉韋小寶對付嘅法子呢，就反問翻一句，你話點吖噉。
+
+193
+00:19:22,254 --> 00:19:30,697
+錢老闆話：目前，只有將呢個小郡主收埋喺一個穩陣嘅地方，等沐王府個人搵唔到。
+
+194
+00:19:31,708 --> 00:19:38,462
+呢次沐家嚟到京城嘅人實在唔少，雖然，話係為咗殺小漢奸吳應熊啊；
+
+195
+00:19:38,947 --> 00:19:42,876
+但係我哋殺咗佢嘅人噃，徐大哥又畀佢哋捉咗去。
+
+196
+00:19:43,533 --> 00:19:48,361
+而家我哋天地會每一處落腳嘅地方，一定都畀佢哋盯到實一實。
+
+197
+00:19:48,752 --> 00:19:53,341
+我哋就算係屙一㞘尿啊放個屁啊，怕沐王府嘅人都會知道啊。
+
+198
+00:19:54,280 --> 00:20:01,500
+韋小寶聽到咭一聲噉笑起上嚟，覺得呢個錢老闆談吐好有趣，好啱自己嘅脾胃。
+
+199
+00:20:01,749 --> 00:20:05,270
+佢話：錢大哥，我哋坐低慢慢商量吖。
+
+200
+00:20:05,786 --> 00:20:07,617
+哦，哦，多謝香主。
+
+201
+00:20:08,563 --> 00:20:12,167
+噉喺一張椅處坐落之後，錢老闆呢就話喇：
+
+202
+00:20:13,539 --> 00:20:25,370
+屬下將小郡主收埋喺豬肚裏便帶入宮，一來呢，係為咗瞞過宮門侍衞嘅重重搜查；二來，係要瞞過沐王府眾人嘅耳目。
+
+203
+00:20:26,164 --> 00:20:30,296
+沐公爺手下，怕真係有幾個厲害人物不可不防啊。
+
+204
+00:20:30,992 --> 00:20:36,231
+小郡主如果唔係收埋喺宮裏便，好難擔保唔畀佢哋搶翻返去。
+
+205
+00:20:37,437 --> 00:20:39,660
+你話要將小郡主收埋喺宮啊？
+
+206
+00:20:40,763 --> 00:20:44,904
+屬下就唔敢噉樣講，一切全憑韋香主作主。
+
+207
+00:20:45,549 --> 00:20:55,086
+乜收埋喺宮裏便，當然係普天下最妥當嘅地方啦，沐王府嘅高手再多，總唔夠大內侍衞打啊。
+
+208
+00:20:55,584 --> 00:21:05,188
+小郡主竟然會喺皇宮裏便喎，咪講話佢哋點都想唔到查唔出，就算你知道咗，又點有符弗衝入嚟皇宮救人呢？
+
+209
+00:21:06,334 --> 00:21:14,474
+佢哋如果能夠入宮將小郡主救翻出去，噉咪即係連皇帝都能夠綁架走啦，天下決冇噉嘅事嘅。
+
+210
+00:21:15,168 --> 00:21:28,338
+不過屬下膽大妄為，事先呢就冇向韋香主請示，擅自就將小郡主帶咗入宮，畀韋香主增加唔少危險唔少麻煩，實在係抵死到極啊。
+
+211
+00:21:29,569 --> 00:21:36,644
+韋小寶個心諗嘞：你將人都帶咗入嚟嘞，吖自己又話抵死，又唔見你死。
+
+212
+00:21:37,606 --> 00:21:46,602
+將小郡主收埋喺宮裏便，呢條計果然係好啊，沐王府個人一來想唔到二來又救唔出去。
+
+213
+00:21:47,175 --> 00:21:51,362
+錢老闆，你膽大妄為啫，唔通我膽就細嘞咩？
+
+214
+00:21:52,518 --> 00:21:58,487
+佢笑住話：你呢個計策真係好，就將小郡主收埋喺呢處啦。
+
+215
+00:21:59,078 --> 00:22:03,913
+錢老闆話：哦哦，韋香主講呢件事做得嘞，噉一定係做得嘅。
+
+216
+00:22:04,562 --> 00:22:10,325
+屬下又想啊，將來事情了結之後，噉小郡主總係要放翻畀佢哋㗎。
+
+217
+00:22:10,734 --> 00:22:15,647
+佢哋知道咗郡主娘娘呢一排呢，係住喺宮裏便，亦唔會羞家吖。
+
+218
+00:22:16,686 --> 00:22:24,410
+如果一味韞埋喺小號屠場嘅地牢裏便，成日聞埋嗰啲牛血豬血嗰種腥𡃴，未免太過對人唔住喇。
+
+219
+00:22:25,558 --> 00:22:31,357
+噉唔係日日就喂佢食啲茯苓啊、黨參啊、花雕啊、雞蛋啊，噉就算啦嘛。
+
+220
+00:22:31,713 --> 00:22:45,547
+嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿，啊仲有啊，小郡主年紀雖然係咁細個，總係個女仔吖，噉同埋我哋呢啲臭男人呢住埋一齊，噉對佢嘅名聲未免有妨礙咯，同韋香主一齊就唔同咯就唔緊要咯。
+
+221
+00:22:46,282 --> 00:22:46,894
+點解啊？
+
+222
+00:22:47,894 --> 00:22:55,868
+韋香主年紀雖然係輕，不過，不過又係喺宮裏便辦事嘅，噉梗係，梗係冇咩嘢啦嘛。
+
+223
+00:22:56,525 --> 00:22:59,917
+錢老闆講説話吞吞吐吐有啲不便出口。
+
+224
+00:23:00,989 --> 00:23:05,034
+韋小寶見佢噉樣，諗咗一諗，吖，明白喇。
+
+225
+00:23:06,417 --> 00:23:12,754
+原來你話我係太監，因此小郡主交畀我看管對佢名聲就冇妨礙喇噉。
+
+226
+00:23:13,274 --> 00:23:17,186
+你都唔知道我呢個太監啊，係冒牌貨。
+
+227
+00:23:17,910 --> 00:23:22,147
+嗱各位，欲知後事如何，且聽下回分解。

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+1
+00:00:00,062 --> 00:00:03,511
+前文再續啊書接上一回啊。
+
+2
+00:00:05,057 --> 00:00:13,296
+話説錢老闆啊捉咗小郡主，秘密送到嚟皇宮，要韋小寶收埋佢，韋小寶應承嘞。
+
+3
+00:00:13,973 --> 00:00:17,569
+錢老闆問：韋香主嘅臥室喺裏便啊？
+
+4
+00:00:18,351 --> 00:00:19,707
+韋小寶岌一岌頭。
+
+5
+00:00:20,889 --> 00:00:25,890
+錢老闆護低身抱起小郡主，行入去裏便放喺床上。
+
+6
+00:00:27,114 --> 00:00:32,247
+間房裏便呢，本來有大床細床一樣一張嘅。
+
+7
+00:00:33,102 --> 00:00:38,116
+海大富死咗咯，韋小寶已經叫人將細床抬出去。
+
+8
+00:00:39,106 --> 00:00:44,112
+佢隱秘嘅事好多嘅，就冇要小太監住喺屋裏便服侍佢。
+
+9
+00:00:45,518 --> 00:00:59,380
+錢老闆話：屬下帶小郡主入宮嚟嘅時候，已經點咗佢背枚嘅神堂穴、陽綱穴，仲點咗佢後頸嘅天柱穴，等佢唔能夠逳動講唔出説話。
+
+10
+00:01:00,496 --> 00:01:04,342
+韋香主如果要佢食飯喇，就可以解開佢嘅穴道啦。
+
+11
+00:01:04,841 --> 00:01:09,344
+不過最好呢，點咗佢隻腳環跳穴先，免致佢會逃跑啊。
+
+12
+00:01:10,012 --> 00:01:17,351
+沐王府嘅人武功好高㗎，之呢個姑娘仔就唔會幾多武功嘅，不過呢亦不可不防啊。
+
+13
+00:01:18,898 --> 00:01:24,069
+韋小寶想問佢咩叫做神堂穴、環跳穴，又點樣點穴解穴。
+
+14
+00:01:24,713 --> 00:01:36,613
+但係轉念一想：自己係青木堂香主，又係總舵主嘅弟子噃，連點穴解穴都唔會，豈不是叫下屬睇唔起？
+
+15
+00:01:37,317 --> 00:01:43,290
+橫掂對付一個姑娘仔總唔係咩難事嘅，噉就岌頭話：哦知道喇。
+
+16
+00:01:44,187 --> 00:01:47,649
+錢老闆話：唔該韋香主借把刀使下。
+
+17
+00:01:48,758 --> 00:01:52,001
+韋小寶個心諗：你要刀嚟做乜嘢呢？
+
+18
+00:01:52,584 --> 00:01:54,973
+喺靴筒攞把匕首出嚟遞咗畀佢。
+
+19
+00:01:55,940 --> 00:02:08,217
+錢老闆接咗刀，喺豬背上一劃，哈，佢估唔到把匕首啊鋒利無比，割豬肉呢就好似切豆腐噉，一劍落去，直情落到劍柄。
+
+20
+00:02:08,897 --> 00:02:12,785
+錢老闆吃咗一驚喇佢贊話：嘿，真係好劍啊。
+
+21
+00:02:13,363 --> 00:02:16,403
+噉就割咗兩片脊肉、兩隻前髀。
+
+22
+00:02:17,178 --> 00:02:23,244
+韋香主，留翻嚟燒烤食啦，噉其餘嗰啲呢吩咐啲小公公抬返去廚房就得喇。
+
+23
+00:02:23,662 --> 00:02:28,979
+屬下告辭喇，會裏便嘅事情，屬下隨時嚟向韋香主稟告嘅。
+
+24
+00:02:29,969 --> 00:02:32,310
+韋小寶接過匕首話：好。
+
+25
+00:02:33,159 --> 00:02:39,018
+佢對瞓喺床上嘅小郡主睇咗一眼話：呢個姑娘仔瞓得好淰啊。
+
+26
+00:02:39,820 --> 00:02:48,960
+佢本來就想話：呢個姑娘仔喺宮裏便時間一長，太過危險喇，如果畀人哋發覺咗噉啊就弊到極喇。
+
+27
+00:02:50,311 --> 00:02:55,490
+但係諗下天地會嘅英雄好漢，邊度話有怕危險㗎？
+
+28
+00:02:55,810 --> 00:03:00,613
+呢種説話講出口啊，會畀人睇小㗎噃，好，唔講。
+
+29
+00:03:02,360 --> 00:03:12,433
+等錢老闆返咗去廚房喇，韋小寶連忙戌翻道門，又睇過窗口，一條罅都冇，噉先至坐喺床邊去睇小郡主。
+
+30
+00:03:14,200 --> 00:03:21,093
+只見佢正在擘開雙眼，望住床頂，見到韋小寶過嚟連忙眯埋眼。
+
+31
+00:03:22,293 --> 00:03:30,456
+韋小寶笑住話：你又唔會講説話，又唔會逳，安安靜靜瞓喺處真係乖到極喇。
+
+32
+00:03:31,790 --> 00:03:43,493
+見到佢件衫亦都唔污糟，噉睇嚟錢老闆將嗰隻肥豬嘅豬肚呢，洗得十分乾淨，啲咁多血跡都唔留嘞，於是拉張被嚟𢫏住佢。
+
+33
+00:03:45,047 --> 00:03:55,940
+只見小郡主嘅面珠雪咁白，一啲血色都冇嘅，長長嘅眼泣毛不停咁震，睇嚟呢個心好怕定嘞，就笑住話：
+
+34
+00:03:56,215 --> 00:04:01,304
+你唔使怕嘅，我唔會殺咗你嘅，過得幾日呀就放返你扯吓。
+
+35
+00:04:02,193 --> 00:04:06,356
+小郡主擘開隻眼，睇咗佢一睇，即刻又眯翻埋喇。
+
+36
+00:04:07,327 --> 00:04:13,880
+韋小寶諗：你沐王府嘅人呀，喺江湖上好威風㗎喎。
+
+37
+00:04:14,591 --> 00:04:21,936
+嗰日喺蘇北條路處，你屋企嗰個白寒松呀幾大架子啊，一啲都冇將老子睇在眼內。
+
+38
+00:04:22,158 --> 00:04:25,501
+呢，而家仲唔係畀我手下嘅人打死咗？
+
+39
+00:04:26,083 --> 00:04:36,687
+哈豈有此理，諗到呢處伸起隻手，只見手腕上便，有一𡃈烏烏黑黑嘅仲未曾退，仲覺得有啲痛添。
+
+40
+00:04:37,322 --> 00:04:45,204
+個心諗：嗰個白寒楓死咗大哥冇埞出氣，捻到老子骨頭啊都差唔多斷咁滯。
+
+41
+00:04:46,102 --> 00:04:56,403
+想唔到沐王府嘅郡主娘娘就落喺我手，老子想打就打想鬧就鬧，你一啲都冇得逳卒，哈哈，哈哈哈哈哈。
+
+42
+00:04:57,294 --> 00:04:59,739
+諗到得意嘅地方，不禁笑出聲嘞。
+
+43
+00:05:00,609 --> 00:05:04,399
+小郡主聽到笑聲擘開隻眼，睇佢點解要笑咯噃。
+
+44
+00:05:05,200 --> 00:05:12,636
+韋小寶話：你係郡主娘娘好叻啦係咪啊？老子先至唔將你放喺眼內啊。
+
+45
+00:05:13,054 --> 00:05:20,311
+行埋去揸住佢右耳，掹咗三下，又捻住佢嘅鼻哥，擰咗兩下哈哈大笑。
+
+46
+00:05:20,947 --> 00:05:24,763
+小郡主流眼淚喇，不過雙眼呢仲係眯埋嘅。
+
+47
+00:05:25,656 --> 00:05:30,740
+韋小寶喝佢話：唔准喊，老子叫你唔准喊就唔准喊！
+
+48
+00:05:31,662 --> 00:05:35,043
+佢噉一喝，小郡主嗰啲眼淚仲流得多咯。
+
+49
+00:05:36,068 --> 00:05:42,580
+哈，你個死人頭你嘩，臭妹釘，你仲咁硬頸，擘開眼吖嘛，睇住我，睇住我。
+
+50
+00:05:43,621 --> 00:05:45,540
+小郡主將眼眯得更緊嘞。
+
+51
+00:05:46,467 --> 00:05:49,618
+哈，你仲以為呢處係你沐王府啊？
+
+52
+00:05:50,120 --> 00:05:58,344
+你屋企裏便劉白方蘇四大家將，有乜嘢咁叻啊？終於有一日，撞正老子呢一個個都斬成肉醬。
+
+53
+00:05:58,770 --> 00:06:00,800
+你擘唔擘開眼啊？擘吖嘛。
+
+54
+00:06:01,753 --> 00:06:03,613
+小郡主又出力眯埋雙眼。
+
+55
+00:06:03,933 --> 00:06:11,269
+好，你唔肯開眼吖嘛？噉要呢對臭眼核嚟有乜用啊？不如挖出嚟畀老子送酒。
+
+56
+00:06:12,051 --> 00:06:16,771
+噉啊攞起匕首，打平放喺佢眼皮上便拖咗幾拖。
+
+57
+00:06:17,313 --> 00:06:21,687
+嚇到小郡主周身打個冷震，仍然唔擘開眼。
+
+58
+00:06:22,967 --> 00:06:25,019
+韋小寶啊冇佢收嘞佢話：
+
+59
+00:06:25,798 --> 00:06:33,792
+你唔開眼，我偏偏要你開眼，我同你鬥過，睇下你郡主娘娘叻呢，淨係我呢個流氓仔、乞兒仔叻。
+
+60
+00:06:34,499 --> 00:06:40,809
+我暫時唔挖你嘅眼核住，挖咗眼核，咪算係你贏咯喎，因為永遠唔能夠睇我吖嘛。
+
+61
+00:06:41,276 --> 00:06:51,800
+嗯，我喺你個面珠上便呢用刀尖刻啲花款，左便塊面呢，就刻隻小烏龜，右便塊面呢就刻一堆牛屎。
+
+62
+00:06:52,708 --> 00:06:59,534
+等到將來呢結咗𤶸喇，你出到去街嘅時候，成千成萬嘅人圍埋嚟睇咯喎，大家都話：
+
+63
+00:06:59,602 --> 00:07:06,844
+哎呀靚啊靚啊，嚟睇下沐王府嘅靚女啊，左便塊面呢一隻王八，右邊塊面呢一堆牛屎啊。
+
+64
+00:07:07,827 --> 00:07:11,121
+你到底擘開眼唔擘開眼？擘開眼！
+
+65
+00:07:11,837 --> 00:07:18,336
+小郡主全身都唔逳得嘅，只有擘開眼同埋眯埋眼能夠自己揸主意。
+
+66
+00:07:19,127 --> 00:07:22,516
+聽見韋小寶噉樣講，雙眼啊越眯越緊。
+
+67
+00:07:23,134 --> 00:07:25,430
+韋小寶自言自語噉話：
+
+68
+00:07:26,347 --> 00:07:35,857
+原來呢個臭妹仔嫌自己面珠墩唔夠靚噃，想我喺佢塊面珠處呢就化下妝，好，我刻隻烏龜先。
+
+69
+00:07:36,668 --> 00:07:40,880
+噉啊打開枱面嘅墨硯，磨咗一磨，用筆蘸咗墨。
+
+70
+00:07:41,649 --> 00:07:45,006
+呢啲筆墨墨硯呢，都係海老公嘅嘢喇。
+
+71
+00:07:46,107 --> 00:07:51,762
+韋小寶一世人從來未搦過筆嘅，呢個時候攞支筆啊就好似揸筷子噉。
+
+72
+00:07:52,242 --> 00:07:56,740
+好喇，攞起筆喺小郡主左便嘅面處呢畫咗一隻烏龜。
+
+73
+00:07:57,724 --> 00:08:02,951
+小郡主啲眼淚水猛咁流，喺烏龜嘅筆畫上面流出一道墨痕。
+
+74
+00:08:04,007 --> 00:08:11,543
+韋小寶話：我攞支筆嚟打個樣先，然後呢，就用把刀嚟刻，好似人哋刻圖章噉。
+
+75
+00:08:12,179 --> 00:08:18,563
+係喇，郡主娘娘，我哋刻好之後呢，我拉住你去長安門大街，噉啊大聲叫：
+
+76
+00:08:19,156 --> 00:08:22,376
+邊一位客官要印烏龜啊？三文錢印一張。
+
+77
+00:08:23,269 --> 00:08:31,867
+我用啲黑墨搽喺你塊面處，噉有人畀三文錢呢，就用張白紙喺你面上一印，噉就係隻烏龜嘞，幾快啊。
+
+78
+00:08:32,267 --> 00:08:37,870
+一日啊，實印得一百張啫，三百文銅錢，誒夠使咯。
+
+79
+00:08:38,660 --> 00:08:42,625
+佢一面亂咁噏，一便呢偷偷睇下小郡主嘅面色。
+
+80
+00:08:43,678 --> 00:08:48,348
+見佢眼泣毛不停咁震，顯然呢又係嬲又係怕。
+
+81
+00:08:48,953 --> 00:09:01,891
+佢好得意啊：嗯，右邊塊面呢刻一堆牛屎，不過噉噃冇人肯出錢嚟買牛屎㗎噃，啊不如刻隻肥豬啦，又肥又蠢，生意一定好嘅。
+
+82
+00:09:02,488 --> 00:09:11,317
+噉攞起支筆，喺佢右邊塊面珠亂畫一通，噉畫嘅嘢呢就求其有四隻腳、一條尾就係喇，都唔知係似貓定似狗。
+
+83
+00:09:11,854 --> 00:09:19,910
+佢放低支筆，再攞一把剪銀嘅鉸剪嚟，將鉸箭尖啊輕輕放喺小郡主塊面珠上便，喝佢話：
+
+84
+00:09:20,181 --> 00:09:26,949
+嗱，你仲唔擘開眼呢我就刻花㗎喇，我刻咗���龜先，肥豬呢等陣至刻。
+
+85
+00:09:27,823 --> 00:09:31,430
+小郡主啊淚如泉湧偏偏就係唔肯開眼。
+
+86
+00:09:32,481 --> 00:09:40,306
+韋小寶冇收嘞，但係佢唔肯認輸，噉就將鉸剪尖呢，喺佢塊面處輕輕噉劃嚟劃去。
+
+87
+00:09:41,589 --> 00:09:48,533
+呢把鉸剪尖啊其實好鈍嘅，小郡主嘅皮膚雖然係好幼嫩，亦冇整傷到佢。
+
+88
+00:09:49,129 --> 00:09:55,456
+不過佢驚啊，噉以為呢個小惡人真係用刀喺自己面上面刻花噃，一急就暈咗嘞。
+
+89
+00:09:56,488 --> 00:10:06,397
+韋小寶見佢神情唔對路，怕係畀自己嚇死咗噃就吃咗一驚，連忙伸手去探下佢鼻息，好彩仲有呼吸。
+
+90
+00:10:07,081 --> 00:10:09,050
+臭妹釘你詐死？
+
+91
+00:10:09,900 --> 00:10:14,728
+噉佢諗嘞：你死都唔肯擘開眼，唔通我輸畀你？
+
+92
+00:10:14,986 --> 00:10:19,607
+好啦，我哋睇住嚟啦，韋小寶總唔會輸畀你嘅臭妹釘嘅。
+
+93
+00:10:20,279 --> 00:10:26,338
+噉攞塊濕布，抹咗佢兩便面珠墩嘅墨，噉一直抹咗三次先至抹乾淨。
+
+94
+00:10:27,434 --> 00:10:35,764
+只見佢眼眉毛淡淡，眼泣毛長長，嘴仔細細鼻哥高高，個樣啊真係秀麗嘞。
+
+95
+00:10:36,463 --> 00:10:47,278
+佢自言自語噉話：你係郡主娘娘，個心一定係睇唔起我呢個小太監啦，我啊夠睇唔起你咯，噉大家仲唔係打平？
+
+96
+00:10:48,587 --> 00:10:59,540
+過咗一陣間，小郡主慢慢醒翻嘞，一擘開眼，只見韋小寶嗰雙眼同佢雙眼呢距離不到一尺，正在猛咁睩住佢。
+
+97
+00:11:00,268 --> 00:11:03,293
+不由得吃咗一驚，連忙眯翻埋雙眼喇。
+
+98
+00:11:03,929 --> 00:11:10,206
+韋小寶哈哈大笑話：哈哈哈，你終於擘開眼喇，見到我喇，係老子贏喇係唔係？
+
+99
+00:11:11,126 --> 00:11:13,610
+佢自己覺得贏咗啊心裏便好高興。
+
+100
+00:11:14,059 --> 00:11:21,902
+不過小郡主唔能夠講説話啊，就未必有啲掃興，噉啊想解開佢嘅穴道，不過又唔識噃，噉就話：
+
+101
+00:11:22,548 --> 00:11:27,513
+你畀人點咗穴道，如果解唔開唔能夠食飯，噉咪餓死囉？
+
+102
+00:11:27,904 --> 00:11:35,436
+噉我本來想同你解開嘅，不過解穴嘅法子呢，就以前學過，而家就唔記得嘞，你會唔會吖？
+
+103
+00:11:35,973 --> 00:11:42,210
+你如果唔會，就瞓喺處做僵尸咯，逳都唔好逳，如果會呢，就眨三下眼。
+
+104
+00:11:42,950 --> 00:11:48,643
+佢目不轉睛噉望住小郡主，只見佢雙眼呢，逳都唔逳下。
+
+105
+00:11:49,270 --> 00:11:54,284
+過咗好耐下喇，突然間雙眼慢慢噉連氣眨咗三眨。
+
+106
+00:11:55,304 --> 00:11:56,992
+韋小寶好歡喜啊佢話：
+
+107
+00:11:57,806 --> 00:12:08,357
+哈，我仲以為沐王府嘅人既然係姓沐，一定個個都係木頭，笨頭笨腦咩嘢都唔會嘅，原來你呢個小木頭仲會解穴。
+
+108
+00:12:09,169 --> 00:12:11,420
+噉啊抱起佢，坐喺張椅處。
+
+109
+00:12:12,319 --> 00:12:19,065
+嗱你睇住吓，我用手指指你身上各個部位，如果指得啱嘅，你就眨三下眼；
+
+110
+00:12:19,314 --> 00:12:26,410
+指得唔啱嘅呢，就雙眼擘到大大，逳都唔好逳噃，噉我搵到解穴嘅部位呢，就幫你解開穴道。
+
+111
+00:12:27,316 --> 00:12:29,330
+明唔明啊？明就眨眼啦。
+
+112
+00:12:29,992 --> 00:12:31,820
+小郡主眨咗三下眼。
+
+113
+00:12:32,656 --> 00:12:35,800
+韋小寶岌一岌頭話：好，嗱，我嚟指嘞噃。
+
+114
+00:12:36,462 --> 00:12:41,317
+韋小寶一伸手，就指住佢右便嘅胸部佢話：係咪呢處啊？
+
+115
+00:12:41,850 --> 00:12:47,432
+小郡主當堂面都紅晒，一雙眼啊睩到大大，邊度敢眨一眨啊。
+
+116
+00:12:48,257 --> 00:12:52,264
+韋小寶又指住佢左邊胸部佢話：係咪呢處啊？
+
+117
+00:12:52,824 --> 00:12:59,095
+小郡主塊面呢更加紅嘞，因為雙眼啊擘得耐過頭，忍唔住要眨一眨。
+
+118
+00:12:59,566 --> 00:13:02,031
+韋小寶大聲話：吖，係呢處喇！
+
+119
+00:13:02,307 --> 00:13:07,230
+小郡主連忙擘翻大雙眼，又醜又急，真係唔知點好嘞。
+
+120
+00:13:08,147 --> 00:13:14,303
+佢兩個都係十四五歲年紀，對於男女之間嘅事啊似懂非懂。
+
+121
+00:13:15,274 --> 00:13:17,998
+不過女仔人家呢，早就識得人事喇。
+
+122
+00:13:18,425 --> 00:13:30,343
+韋小寶又喺妓院長大嘅，平時呢，嫖客同妓女嘅猥褻舉動見得多，雖然唔係點明白佢嘅意思，總之知道呢啲行為呢就極不妥當㗎啦。
+
+123
+00:13:31,356 --> 00:13:40,290
+韋小寶見到佢唔知點好得意洋洋咯喎，只覺得尋日喺楊柳胡同所受嘅一番羞辱啊，而家都出咗氣報咗仇喇。
+
+124
+00:13:41,217 --> 00:13:52,348
+佢喺小郡主身上面東指西指，小郡主就搏命撐開雙眼，唔敢眨一下，至驚啊一唔小心眨一眨眼呢噉就大事去矣咯。
+
+125
+00:13:53,284 --> 00:13:58,468
+過���冇幾耐，鼻哥尖呢已經有一滴滴細細粒嘅汗珠滲出嚟嘞。
+
+126
+00:13:59,389 --> 00:14:11,626
+好彩韋小寶呢陣時啊，手指指住佢左便胳肋底下邊，噉啊正係解開穴道個地方，急急連氣眨咗三下眼，個心一鬆，唞啖大氣。
+
+127
+00:14:12,520 --> 00:14:21,254
+韋小寶話：哈哈，果然係呢處喇，老子呢亦唔係唔知道噃，不過記性唔好，一時之間呢忽然間唔記得咗啫嘛。
+
+128
+00:14:21,869 --> 00:14:31,326
+個心諗：解開佢穴道之後，唔知佢武功點㗎噃，呢個妹釘如果出手打人，噉亦係麻煩。
+
+129
+00:14:32,470 --> 00:14:41,334
+轉過身攞起兩條腰帶，首先將佢兩隻腳緊緊噉綁實，又將佢雙手啊反到椅背後便綁好。
+
+130
+00:14:42,304 --> 00:14:46,348
+小郡主啊唔知佢要點樣折磨自己喇就好驚。
+
+131
+00:14:47,269 --> 00:14:53,389
+韋小寶笑住話：你怕我係唔係？你既然怕喇，噉老子就解開你穴道。
+
+132
+00:14:53,780 --> 00:14:57,147
+噉啊伸手喺佢左便胳肋底輕輕撓咗幾撓。
+
+133
+00:14:57,424 --> 00:15:05,650
+哎呀死咯，小郡主又奇癢難當，偏偏呢佢又冇法子逳得，嗰塊面呢就唂到紅晒。
+
+134
+00:15:06,339 --> 00:15:18,106
+韋小寶話：點穴解穴呢，我本來係拿手好戲嘅，只不過老子近來事情太忙，呢種小事亦冇記喺心上，真係有啲唔記得咗嘞。
+
+135
+00:15:18,382 --> 00:15:19,374
+係咪噉樣解㗎？
+
+136
+00:15:19,948 --> 00:15:22,948
+講完，喺佢胳肋底下便捽咗幾下。
+
+137
+00:15:23,312 --> 00:15:27,978
+哎呀小郡主又係一陣奇癢，不過塊面呢，就有啲嬲嬲哋嘞。
+
+138
+00:15:28,899 --> 00:15:34,677
+韋小寶話：呢啲呢，係我最上乘嘅高深解穴手法。
+
+139
+00:15:35,214 --> 00:15:39,012
+上乘手法就用喺上等人身上噉先有用嘅。
+
+140
+00:15:39,691 --> 00:15:46,387
+你呢個妹釘唔係上等人，第一流嘅手法用喺你身上，竟然半點動靜都冇嘅？
+
+141
+00:15:46,663 --> 00:15:49,216
+好啦，我用第二流手法試下啦。
+
+142
+00:15:49,807 --> 00:15:52,177
+用手指喺佢胳肋底下便督咗幾下。
+
+143
+00:15:52,963 --> 00:15:58,204
+小郡主又痛又痕，眼淚水又喺佢眼眶裏便轆嚟轆去咯喎。
+
+144
+00:15:58,927 --> 00:16:03,724
+韋小寶話：咦？第二流嘅手法亦唔得啊？
+
+145
+00:16:04,384 --> 00:16:10,364
+唔通你係第三流嘅妹釘？冇法子啦，唯有用第三流個手法試下囉。
+
+146
+00:16:11,089 --> 00:16:15,280
+噉啊用手板喺佢胳肋底下便拍咗一陣，仍然唔見功效。
+
+147
+00:16:16,099 --> 00:16:21,011
+各位，點穴啊，係武學中嘅上乘功夫。
+
+148
+00:16:21,700 --> 00:16:29,138
+武功極有根底嘅人啊，經名師指點，仲要幾年勤學苦練先至能夠有成就嘅。
+
+149
+00:16:29,924 --> 00:16:35,948
+解穴同點穴，係一件事嘅兩面，會點穴，先至會解穴。
+
+150
+00:16:36,490 --> 00:16:44,854
+認穴呢又要準確噃，手指上便呢，又要有剛柔並濟嘅內勁，先能夠封人嘅穴道，解人嘅穴道。
+
+151
+00:16:45,587 --> 00:16:54,637
+韋小寶又冇內功，點穴解穴嘅法子呢從來冇學過，噉亂搞一通又點能解得開小郡主嘅穴道呢？
+
+152
+00:16:56,090 --> 00:17:01,710
+噉佢拍打唔得，噉啊改而為搣嘞噃，搣亦唔得，就改而為擰喇。
+
+153
+00:17:02,337 --> 00:17:06,465
+小郡主又嬲又急，忍唔住眼淚又流出嚟。
+
+154
+00:17:07,327 --> 00:17:16,492
+韋小寶呢陣時呢就確唔係有意折磨佢喇，但係搞咗半日仲解唔開佢穴道，噉自己額頭出汗就不禁有啲老羞成怒。
+
+155
+00:17:17,618 --> 00:17:22,254
+我連第八流手法都用埋喇，吖好似老鼠拉龜一啲都冇用嘅。
+
+156
+00:17:22,748 --> 00:17:24,680
+唔通你係第九流嘅妹釘？
+
+157
+00:17:25,266 --> 00:17:30,781
+老子係大有身份、大有來歷嘅人噃，第九流武功啊點都唔肯用嘅。
+
+158
+00:17:31,950 --> 00:17:37,703
+睇嚟你哋沐王府個人，都係死人嘅爛木頭，木頭木腦，木知木覺。
+
+159
+00:17:38,541 --> 00:17:45,998
+嗱我同你講喇，我而家唔理自己身份喇，用第九流嘅武功，再喺你呢個第九流嘅妹釘身上面試下啦。
+
+160
+00:17:46,900 --> 00:17:52,588
+於是彎起中指，用手指公摱住出力咁彈，彈喺小郡主嘅胳肋底。
+
+161
+00:17:52,792 --> 00:17:55,452
+佢話：呢啲係彈棉花噃。
+
+162
+00:17:55,835 --> 00:17:58,229
+啪啪啪，彈棉花。
+
+163
+00:17:58,478 --> 00:18:00,843
+棉花臭，炒黑豆。
+
+164
+00:18:00,968 --> 00:18:03,309
+黑豆燶，就撈胡椒。
+
+165
+00:18:03,531 --> 00:18:05,773
+胡椒辣，起寶塔。
+
+166
+00:18:06,049 --> 00:18:08,317
+寶塔尖，就衝破天。
+
+167
+00:18:08,495 --> 00:18:16,351
+天落雨，地滑滑，滑倒你沐家木頭木腦狗頭狗腦十八代祖宗嘅老阿太。
+
+168
+00:18:16,911 --> 00:18:25,619
+佢講一句就彈一下，連氣彈咗十幾下，講到個太字嘅時��，小郡主突然間嘩一聲喊出嚟嘞。
+
+169
+00:18:26,476 --> 00:18:31,069
+韋小寶歡喜喇，成個人彈起跳上跳下佢笑住話：
+
+170
+00:18:31,238 --> 00:18:38,566
+我都話㗎啦，原來沐王府嘅妹釘啊果然係第九流嘅嘢，非用第九流嘅武功對付不可嘅。
+
+171
+00:18:39,271 --> 00:18:45,982
+小郡主喊嘞：你，你，你先係第第，第，第九流啊。
+
+172
+00:18:47,092 --> 00:18:53,199
+把聲係好清脆嬌嫩，帶住柔軟嘅雲南口音，真係講唔出咁好聽啊。
+
+173
+00:18:54,339 --> 00:18:57,101
+韋小寶挾緊喉嚨學佢講説話喇：
+
+174
+00:18:57,701 --> 00:19:02,850
+你，你先係第第第，第九流啊，哈哈哈哈哈。
+
+175
+00:19:03,556 --> 00:19:05,280
+講完哈哈大笑。
+
+176
+00:19:06,077 --> 00:19:11,736
+原來佢用手指亂咁彈啊，都彈正小郡主胳肋底嘅腋淵穴上便。
+
+177
+00:19:12,448 --> 00:19:18,393
+腋淵穴，係屬足少陽膽經，喺胳肋底下便三寸嘅地方。
+
+178
+00:19:19,002 --> 00:19:27,153
+噉人身頭部各個穴位，好似絲空竹、陽白、臨泣等等穴道呢，都屬於呢個經脈嘅。
+
+179
+00:19:28,038 --> 00:19:40,222
+佢喺腋淵穴上便又搣又擰又打又彈，手勁雖然係唔夠啊，但係搞得時間長喇，小郡主頭部各個穴位一齊通晒，講說話就冇阻滯。
+
+180
+00:19:41,400 --> 00:19:50,029
+韋小寶見居然能夠解開小郡主嘅穴道，好歡喜啦，對沐王府個仇恨，當堂就唔見咗大半，佢話：
+
+181
+00:19:50,774 --> 00:19:55,260
+我肚煲餓喇，睇嚟呢你都唔飽嘅，我畀啲嘢你食先吓。
+
+182
+00:19:56,068 --> 00:20:07,547
+佢原來係個貪飲貪食嘅人，噉既然做咗尚膳監嘅頭頭，屬下嘅太監啊拍佢馬屁，日日都吩咐廚房啊送各種各樣嘅新鮮點心畀佢。
+
+183
+00:20:08,084 --> 00:20:12,738
+噉佢每日去街，街市上各種好食嘅嘢呢佢總係見到就買嘅。
+
+184
+00:20:13,487 --> 00:20:20,087
+因此間屋呢，罌啊罐啊盒啊竹笠仔啊不計其數，裝嘅呢都係零星食物。
+
+185
+00:20:20,856 --> 00:20:22,580
+佢將糕點攞出嚟，佢話：
+
+186
+00:20:23,271 --> 00:20:25,638
+呢啲玫瑰綠豆糕，你食一件試下啦。
+
+187
+00:20:26,341 --> 00:20:27,912
+小郡主擰擰頭。
+
+188
+00:20:28,436 --> 00:20:31,693
+韋小寶攞咗另外一個盒，打開盒蓋佢話：
+
+189
+00:20:32,343 --> 00:20:37,882
+呢啲係北京城出名嘅點心豌豆黃，你哋雲南一定冇嘅，試一件啦。
+
+190
+00:20:38,842 --> 00:20:40,470
+小郡主又擰擰頭。
+
+191
+00:20:41,141 --> 00:20:46,929
+韋小寶啊一於要賣弄啊，將各種糕餅糖果啊堆滿晒張枱佢話：
+
+192
+00:20:47,409 --> 00:20:50,108
+你睇下，我好食嘅嘢你話多唔多吖？
+
+193
+00:20:50,552 --> 00:20:55,218
+就算你係王府嘅郡主，多數亦從來未食過咁多點心嘅。
+
+194
+00:20:55,493 --> 00:21:02,967
+嗱，你如果唔鐘意食甜嘅呢，就試下我哋廚房呢啲葱油薄脆吖嗱，又香又脆世上少有啊。
+
+195
+00:21:03,340 --> 00:21:06,927
+連皇帝都鐘意食啊，你試一件啦，包你鐘意。
+
+196
+00:21:07,608 --> 00:21:09,175
+小郡主又擰擰頭。
+
+197
+00:21:09,708 --> 00:21:15,077
+噉啊韋小寶連氣搦出最好嘅七八種糕點出嚟，小郡主啊硬係擰頭。
+
+198
+00:21:16,030 --> 00:21:23,718
+噉韋小寶就激氣嘞噃，鬧佢話：臭妹釘，你嘴咁刁，呢樣唔食嗰樣唔食，你到底想食咩嘢吖？
+
+199
+00:21:24,789 --> 00:21:29,801
+小郡主話：我，我乜嘢都唔食。
+
+200
+00:21:30,636 --> 00:21:34,701
+只係講咗呢句説話唧，咿咿噎噎又喊起上嚟。
+
+201
+00:21:35,384 --> 00:21:38,094
+韋小寶畀佢一喊心腸有啲軟嘞：
+
+202
+00:21:39,114 --> 00:21:40,571
+你唔食嘢咪餓死囉？
+
+203
+00:21:41,604 --> 00:21:47,115
+小郡主話：我，我，我情願餓死。
+
+204
+00:21:47,947 --> 00:21:50,120
+我先至唔信你情願餓死啊。
+
+205
+00:21:50,876 --> 00:21:57,360
+正喺呢個時候，外便有人輕輕敲門，韋小寶知道係小太監送飯嚟嘞。
+
+206
+00:21:58,139 --> 00:22:05,991
+但係佢又怕小郡主嗌起上嚟驚動旁人喇，就攞出一條手巾仔，綁實佢個嘴，噉先去開門。
+
+207
+00:22:06,511 --> 00:22:12,852
+佢吩咐小太監話：我今日想食啲雲南菜，你吩咐廚房即刻整咗送嚟啦。
+
+208
+00:22:13,337 --> 00:22:14,900
+小太監應咗就去喇。
+
+209
+00:22:16,205 --> 00:22:23,490
+韋小寶將飯菜捧入嚟房，將綁住小郡主嘅手巾解開，噉啊坐喺佢對面笑住話：
+
+210
+00:22:23,944 --> 00:22:26,191
+嗱你唔食，我要食咯噃。
+
+211
+00:22:26,405 --> 00:22:35,563
+嗯，呢啲係醬爆牛肉，呢啲係糟溜魚片，呢啲係蒜泥白切肉，仲有鎮江餚肉，清炒蝦仁；
+
+212
+00:22:36,176 --> 00:22:41,220
+呢一碗口磨雞腳湯，真係鮮美無比香甜啊。
+
+213
+00:22:41,740 --> 00:22:44,722
+佢𢳂湯嚟飲，就故意飲到嗒嗒聲。
+
+214
+00:22:45,295 --> 00:22:52,397
+同時呢偷眼去睇下小郡主，見到佢眼淚一滴滴咁流，一啲都唔想食噃。
+
+215
+00:22:53,047 --> 00:22:56,981
+噉欲知後事如何，且聽下回分解。

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+1
+00:00:00,035 --> 00:00:11,038
+前文再續啊書接上一回啊，話説韋小寶想引小郡主食嘢，但係小郡主呢一啲都唔想食。
+
+2
+00:00:11,989 --> 00:00:15,184
+噉韋小寶有啲意興索然嘞，佢話：
+
+3
+00:00:16,315 --> 00:00:21,862
+原來第九流個妹釘啊淨係鐘意食第九流嘅臭魚、臭肉、臭鴨蛋嘅。
+
+4
+00:00:22,462 --> 00:00:26,704
+我呢啲好餸好點心呢，本來係第一流上等人食嘅。
+
+5
+00:00:27,367 --> 00:00:31,400
+等陣我叫人去搦啲臭魚、臭肉、臭鴨蛋、臭豆腐嚟畀你食。
+
+6
+00:00:32,464 --> 00:00:36,647
+小郡主話：我唔食臭鴨蛋、臭豆腐。
+
+7
+00:00:37,082 --> 00:00:40,328
+啊，原來你淨係食臭魚、臭肉嘅。
+
+8
+00:00:41,597 --> 00:00:45,761
+你就鐘意亂講，我亦唔食臭魚、臭肉。
+
+9
+00:00:46,757 --> 00:00:54,004
+韋小寶食咗幾箸蝦仁，噉啊食一嚿豬肉，大讚話：嘖嘖嘖，哎味道真係好喇。
+
+10
+00:00:54,739 --> 00:01:02,229
+見小郡主始終無動於衷，就放落筷子，個心諗：點樣先能夠使佢問自己攞嚟食呢？
+
+11
+00:01:03,403 --> 00:01:07,340
+噉過咗一陣，小太監又送飯菜嚟喇，佢話：
+
+12
+00:01:08,049 --> 00:01:17,496
+桂公公，廚房叫小人稟告公公，呢啲過橋米線嘅湯呢好焫嘅，睇嚟一啲都唔熱，其實呀係好熱㗎。
+
+13
+00:01:17,914 --> 00:01:24,608
+呢啲宣威火腿係用蜜餞蓮子煮嘅，煮得快過頭，或者唔係好腍，請公公包涵。
+
+14
+00:01:25,280 --> 00:01:27,619
+呢啲係雲南嘅黑色大頭菜。
+
+15
+00:01:28,130 --> 00:01:36,596
+呢一碟呢，係大理洱海嘅工魚乾，雖然唔係新鮮魚，不過係十分名貴，係用雲南紅花油炒嘅。
+
+16
+00:01:37,160 --> 00:01:39,424
+噉又沖咗一壺云南普洱茶。
+
+17
+00:01:40,007 --> 00:01:48,790
+廚房話，雲南嘅名菜氣鍋雞要兩個幾時辰先至煮得好，只有夜晚先至攞嚟畀桂公公你老人家喇。
+
+18
+00:01:49,896 --> 00:01:55,200
+韋小寶岌一岌頭，噉啊等小太監去咗之後，將飯菜搬入去房。
+
+19
+00:01:55,987 --> 00:02:01,948
+御廚房一眨眼咁快，就整咗四樣道地嘅雲南菜，都算係好好功夫喇。
+
+20
+00:02:03,156 --> 00:02:17,846
+原來吳三桂喺雲南做平西王啊，雖然係好跋扈，但係逢年過節，對皇室嘅進貢，對各位王公大臣嘅孝敬啊，卻係豐厚無比，叻過其他省份十倍。
+
+21
+00:02:18,749 --> 00:02:22,589
+因此朝廷上幫佢講好話嘅人呢就實在唔少嘅。
+
+22
+00:02:23,684 --> 00:02:34,426
+吳三桂進貢畀皇帝嘅，除咗金銀珠寶，象牙犀角等等珍貴物品之外，雲南嘅各樣土產呢亦都係應有盡有。
+
+23
+00:02:35,132 --> 00:02:41,949
+正因為係噉樣，御廚房要喺眨眼咁快煮幾味雲南菜呢就一啲都唔難嘅。
+
+24
+00:02:43,504 --> 00:02:50,060
+小郡主本來已經餓嘞，見到呢幾味道地嘅家鄉菜，忍唔住心逳逳。
+
+25
+00:02:50,962 --> 00:02:57,267
+只係佢畀韋小寶實在欺負得夠慘啊，唔願就噉就屈服，佢揸定主意喇：
+
+26
+00:02:58,410 --> 00:03:02,169
+唔理呢個小惡人點樣氹我，我總係唔食。
+
+27
+00:03:03,587 --> 00:03:11,621
+韋小寶用筷子夾咗一件鮮紅噴香嘅宣威火腿，搦到小郡主口邊笑住話：擘開個嘴啦。
+
+28
+00:03:12,449 --> 00:03:15,401
+小郡主咬實啲牙，個嘴眯到實一實。
+
+29
+00:03:16,628 --> 00:03:22,463
+韋小寶將火腿喺佢嘴唇上便擦嚟擦去，擦到佢滿嘴都係油笑住話：
+
+30
+00:03:23,019 --> 00:03:27,090
+你乖乖哋食咗呢片火腿，我就解開你手上嘅穴道。
+
+31
+00:03:27,734 --> 00:03:29,950
+小郡主眯埋嘴擰擰頭。
+
+32
+00:03:31,108 --> 00:03:35,313
+韋小寶放低火腿攞起嗰碗熱湯，嚇佢話：
+
+33
+00:03:36,248 --> 00:03:44,474
+呢碗湯呢焫到死死下嘅，你如果肯飲，我就等啲湯冷咗啲，一羹一羹噉慢慢餵你。
+
+34
+00:03:44,900 --> 00:03:49,949
+你唔飲呢？哼！哼！哼！左手一伸，捻住佢個鼻。
+
+35
+00:03:50,677 --> 00:03:53,813
+小郡主冇得呼吸，就唯有擘開把口咯播。
+
+36
+00:03:54,639 --> 00:03:58,319
+韋小寶啊右手攞一隻匙羹塞住佢嘅口，佢話：
+
+37
+00:03:58,710 --> 00:04:02,496
+呢碗熱湯我就噉樣倒落去，將你嘅肚煲都焫到熟。
+
+38
+00:04:03,578 --> 00:04:07,836
+等小郡主唞咗幾啖氣喇，噉先攞開個匙羹，放開左手。
+
+39
+00:04:08,546 --> 00:04:14,817
+小郡主知道過橋米線嘅湯一半係油，比平常嘅羹湯呢熱幾倍嘅。
+
+40
+00:04:15,399 --> 00:04:19,931
+如果就噉倒入喉嚨呀，怕真係畀佢焫死都似啊，佢喊喇。
+
+41
+00:04:21,561 --> 00:04:27,894
+誒，你劃花咗我個面，我，我唔做人喇，咁醜怪。
+
+42
+00:04:28,857 --> 00:04:35,941
+韋小寶個心諗：原來你以為我真係喺你塊面處刻咗隻烏龜，噉佢微微笑話：
+
+43
+00:04:36,621 --> 00:04:44,260
+你個面雖然係劃花咗，但呢隻烏龜仔畫��好靚啊，你出到去街啊，擔保人人喝彩至算啦。
+
+44
+00:04:45,147 --> 00:04:51,371
+小郡主喊住話：真係難睇到死啊，我，我寧可死喇。
+
+45
+00:04:51,944 --> 00:05:00,000
+唉，咁靚隻烏龜仔你居然唔要喎，早知係噉我就唔使花咁多心思，喺你塊面刻花啦。
+
+46
+00:05:00,916 --> 00:05:05,371
+刻咩嘢花唧，我，我又唔係木頭。
+
+47
+00:05:06,024 --> 00:05:08,378
+你明明姓木嘞點解唔係木頭啊？
+
+48
+00:05:09,517 --> 00:05:14,020
+我屋企個沐字，係三點水嘅沐，又唔係木頭嘅木。
+
+49
+00:05:15,028 --> 00:05:17,989
+韋小寶亦分唔出嗰兩個木字有咩唔同嘞：
+
+50
+00:05:18,978 --> 00:05:23,031
+木頭浸喺水裏便，不過係一塊爛木頭啫嘛。
+
+51
+00:05:23,369 --> 00:05:24,743
+小郡主又喊嘞。
+
+52
+00:05:25,459 --> 00:05:27,883
+噉又使乜喊到唔收聲喎？
+
+53
+00:05:27,981 --> 00:05:35,724
+嗱，你叫我三聲好哥哥，我將你塊面珠墩補翻好，將烏龜仔刮咗去一啲痕跡都唔留嘅。
+
+54
+00:05:36,844 --> 00:05:40,790
+小郡主塊面一紅佢話：點樣刮得去唧？
+
+55
+00:05:41,528 --> 00:05:44,970
+仲噉樣刮一刮，我塊面仲似咩樣啊？
+
+56
+00:05:45,351 --> 00:05:51,054
+我有靈丹妙藥㗎嘛，嗱，第一流嘅英雄好漢呢，噉啊難補啲。
+
+57
+00:05:51,356 --> 00:05:56,869
+不過你係第九流嘅妹釘，修補你塊面呀，真係易過借火啦。
+
+58
+00:05:57,514 --> 00:06:00,989
+我唔信，你就鐘意講説話整蠱人嘅。
+
+59
+00:06:01,618 --> 00:06:02,763
+你叫唔叫啊？
+
+60
+00:06:03,434 --> 00:06:05,641
+小郡主紅起塊面擰擰頭。
+
+61
+00:06:06,289 --> 00:06:11,203
+我話你聽吖，烏龜仔呢係新刻嘅，修補好容易嘅啫。
+
+62
+00:06:11,639 --> 00:06:18,002
+不過時間捱得長喇，先至修補呢噉如果留翻條烏龜尾補唔到噉就怕你將來後悔咋。
+
+63
+00:06:19,358 --> 00:06:22,717
+你，你係咪呃我啊？
+
+64
+00:06:23,304 --> 00:06:24,706
+我呃你做咩嘢唧？
+
+65
+00:06:24,945 --> 00:06:29,323
+嗱你越叫得早，我越早逳手，噉你塊面呢越修補得好。
+
+66
+00:06:29,572 --> 00:06:31,742
+乖乖哋快啲叫啦，叫啦。
+
+67
+00:06:32,696 --> 00:06:38,594
+噉，噉如果我，我我叫咗之後，你補得唔好呢？
+
+68
+00:06:39,061 --> 00:06:42,618
+噉我就加倍還翻畀你，連氣叫你六聲好妹妹。
+
+69
+00:06:43,317 --> 00:06:48,903
+小郡主又試滿面通紅嘞：你嘅人好曳㗎，我唔䎺。
+
+70
+00:06:49,423 --> 00:06:52,414
+好喇好喇，你既然唔放心，我哋分開嚟叫吖嗱。
+
+71
+00:06:52,583 --> 00:06:57,925
+你誒叫我一聲好哥哥先，等我補好咗之後呢，你再叫第二聲。
+
+72
+00:06:58,254 --> 00:07:04,751
+噉我用塊鏡呢幫你照過，果然係一啲𤶸都冇喇，你十分滿意喇，噉再叫第三聲好唔好？
+
+73
+00:07:05,693 --> 00:07:09,713
+講唔定你開心過頭啊，連氣叫十聲都話唔定啊。
+
+74
+00:07:10,233 --> 00:07:13,651
+唔得唔得，你話要三聲啫嘛，點解又加啊？
+
+75
+00:07:14,273 --> 00:07:16,789
+好啦，三聲就三聲啦，噉你快啲叫啦。
+
+76
+00:07:17,597 --> 00:07:21,223
+小郡主嘅嘴唇逳咗幾下，硬係叫唔出口。
+
+77
+00:07:22,161 --> 00:07:29,461
+韋小寶話：叫一聲好哥哥啫嘛有咩咁緊要唧？又唔係要你叫好老公叫親老公。
+
+78
+00:07:29,647 --> 00:07:33,510
+嗱，你仲唔叫，我個價錢就越開越高㗎喇。
+
+79
+00:07:34,312 --> 00:07:38,022
+小郡主又真係怕佢逼自己叫咩老公啊噉，就話：
+
+80
+00:07:38,964 --> 00:07:45,689
+我叫一個字先，等你真係醫好咗喇，我就叫埋下面，下便嗰兩個字。
+
+81
+00:07:46,700 --> 00:07:52,964
+唉，你真係會討價還價㗎喇，先畀錢後畀錢都一樣啫嘛，噉你叫啦。
+
+82
+00:07:53,997 --> 00:07:58,829
+小郡主眯埋雙眼，細細聲噉叫：好。
+
+83
+00:07:59,590 --> 00:08:06,190
+呢個好字啊，真係細到蚊茲叫噉，耳仔稍為差啲啲唧都聽唔出。
+
+84
+00:08:07,046 --> 00:08:10,814
+不過就算係噉，佢塊面啊已經醜到紅紙咁紅喇。
+
+85
+00:08:11,849 --> 00:08:17,806
+韋小寶話：哎呀噉樣叫法真係冇癮嘅，七折八扣仲有得剩嘅？
+
+86
+00:08:18,011 --> 00:08:24,474
+都唔知你心裏便啊講個好字下便接咩字嘅啫，好王八蛋又係好，好賊仔又係好。
+
+87
+00:08:25,070 --> 00:08:33,257
+唔係呢，我心裏便諗嘅就係，就係嗰兩個字啫嘛，我唔呃你嘅，真係冇呃你嘅。
+
+88
+00:08:33,740 --> 00:08:36,880
+噉嗰兩個係咩字吖？係烏龜啊，定賊仔啊？
+
+89
+00:08:37,568 --> 00:08:39,559
+唔係呢，唔係呢，係哥。
+
+90
+00:08:40,459 --> 00:08:42,803
+講咗個哥字，連忙收口。
+
+91
+00:08:43,177 --> 00:08:49,279
+哈哈，算你有良心啦，噉我同你修補塊面嗰陣呢，就用最好個手段。
+
+92
+00:08:50,061 --> 00:08:55,681
+請泥水佬去整狗洞，出第一流嘅價錢，泥水佬就用第一流嘅手段。
+
+93
+00:08:56,210 --> 00:09:04,194
+如果價錢低過頭啊，泥水佬用幾嚿爛磚頭塞滿就算數咯，石灰都唔掃一下，豈唔係難看到極，係唔係？
+
+94
+00:09:05,177 --> 00:09:09,914
+人哋叫就叫咗嘞，你仲笑我係狗洞、爛磚頭喎。
+
+95
+00:09:10,127 --> 00:09:13,137
+哈哈哈哈哈哈，呢啲係比方啫嘛。
+
+96
+00:09:13,960 --> 00:09:20,812
+韋小寶打開海老公嘅籠，攞出個藥箱，將箱裏頭嗰幾十個藥樽呢放喺枱上面。
+
+97
+00:09:21,026 --> 00:09:25,567
+每一樽藥呢倒啲藥粉出嚟，好認真噉調配藥粉。
+
+98
+00:09:26,546 --> 00:09:32,984
+小郡主本來只係信三分㗎啫，睇見咁多藥樽，不免又信多咗兩分嘞。
+
+99
+00:09:34,287 --> 00:09:41,486
+韋小寶將藥粉放入去藥缽，攞到去外便，嗱嗱聲，倒喺紙處包實，袋咗落袋。
+
+100
+00:09:42,068 --> 00:09:48,799
+另外攞咗一件綠豆糕、一件豌豆黃，再喺一個廣東月餅裏便挖咗一嚿蓮蓉；
+
+101
+00:09:49,092 --> 00:09:56,856
+將藥缽洗乾淨喇，一啲藥粉都唔留，噉先將蓮蓉、綠豆糕、豌豆黃喺藥缽裏頭舂爛；
+
+102
+00:09:57,378 --> 00:10:05,284
+又加咗兩羹蜜糖，個心念一動，又𦧲咗兩大㞘口水落去，撈到勻喇，噉搦入去房，佢話：
+
+103
+00:10:05,399 --> 00:10:11,063
+佢話：呢啲係生肌靈膏，其中啊，有無數咁多靈丹妙藥㗎。
+
+104
+00:10:11,507 --> 00:10:20,654
+啊係嘞，你塊面呢，係我刻花咗嘅，就算恢復翻原來個樣，亦不過同舊時一樣啫，你亦唔會話我好。
+
+105
+00:10:21,418 --> 00:10:30,638
+於是搦起尋日喺珠寶鋪鑲珍珠嗰頂帽，將帽上面四粒明珠都掹咗落嚟，擠喺左手手掌上便問小郡主話：
+
+106
+00:10:31,584 --> 00:10:33,354
+呢四粒珍珠靚唔靚啊？
+
+107
+00:10:34,515 --> 00:10:45,190
+小郡主祖先世代都封王襲爵，雖然佢出世嘅時候沐家已經破敗嘞，但係世家貴女，見識啊畢竟唔同嘅。
+
+108
+00:10:46,140 --> 00:10:52,600
+見呢四粒珍珠都有手指頭咁大，發出柔和嘅珠光渾圓無瑕就話：
+
+109
+00:10:53,218 --> 00:10:58,050
+啲珍珠好靚啊，四粒一樣咁大細，真係難得嘞。
+
+110
+00:10:59,081 --> 00:11:06,964
+韋小寶好得意啊佢話：呢啲啊，係我尋日用二千九百兩銀買返嚟㗎，好貴呢係唔係？
+
+111
+00:11:07,999 --> 00:11:17,030
+呢四粒珍珠雖然係珍貴，不過亦唔值二千九百兩，其實係九百兩唧，佢啊加多咗二千兩。
+
+112
+00:11:17,834 --> 00:11:23,454
+佢攞咗一隻藥缽，將四粒珍珠放入缽裏頭轉咗幾轉，叮叮聲。
+
+113
+00:11:24,198 --> 00:11:28,251
+韋小寶攞一條小小嘅石杵，一杵捶落去咯喎。
+
+114
+00:11:28,945 --> 00:11:31,935
+小郡主吖噉一聲：你做乜嘢啊？
+
+115
+00:11:33,050 --> 00:11:40,588
+韋小寶見佢神情咁緊張，更得戚啦，連氣啊舂幾舂，將四粒珍珠舂到粉咁碎。
+
+116
+00:11:41,050 --> 00:11:45,237
+然後不停咁轉動石杵，將珍珠呢磨成細粉，佢話：
+
+117
+00:11:46,068 --> 00:11:53,539
+我如果淨係將你塊面恢復翻舊時噉嘅樣呢，就顯唔出我韋，誒顯唔出我小桂子公公嘅本事；
+
+118
+00:11:53,868 --> 00:12:02,700
+一定要將你塊面呢，變得比原來靚十倍，噉你呢十聲好哥哥先叫得心甘情願，冇半點勉強㗎嘛。
+
+119
+00:12:03,559 --> 00:12:06,677
+三聲啫嘛，點解又變成十聲唧？
+
+120
+00:12:07,774 --> 00:12:19,359
+韋小寶微微一笑，將珍珠粉撈喺綠豆糕、碗豆黃、蓮蓉、蜜糖，加口水嘅漿糊裏便，用藥杵撈到勻一勻。
+
+121
+00:12:20,156 --> 00:12:23,339
+小郡主雙眼啊擘到大大唔知佢搞乜鬼。
+
+122
+00:12:24,090 --> 00:12:30,172
+睇住佢將四粒明珠舂成粉嘞，噉啲藥膏嗰種珍貴法就可想而知啦。
+
+123
+00:12:31,172 --> 00:12:39,012
+韋小寶話：呢四粒珍珠雖然係貴啊，但比起其他無價之寶個藥粉呢，都唔算得乜嘢啫。
+
+124
+00:12:39,807 --> 00:12:44,663
+你嘅相貌呢本來係唔錯嘅，但係唔能夠講係天下第一流嘅。
+
+125
+00:12:44,920 --> 00:12:52,180
+呢，等搽咗我呢種藥膏之後呢，九成會變為一位天下無雙，羞月閉花。
+
+126
+00:12:52,804 --> 00:12:58,588
+羞花閉月啊。小郡主聽韋小寶講錯咗噉就隨口改正。
+
+127
+00:12:59,268 --> 00:13:02,700
+但係說話一出口，不由得好唔好意思啊。
+
+128
+00:13:03,757 --> 00:13:08,800
+韋小寶用錯成語乃係家常便飯一啲都不以為意，佢話：
+
+129
+00:13:09,138 --> 00:13:14,251
+哎冇錯冇錯，變成一個羞花閉月嘅靚妹仔噉先至好吖嘛。
+
+130
+00:13:14,824 --> 00:13:19,791
+講完，就揦起豆蓉蓮蓉珍珠糊，糊落佢塊面嘞噃。
+
+131
+00:13:20,692 --> 00:13:24,320
+小郡主啊一聲都唔出，由得佢亂咁糊。
+
+132
+00:13:24,747 --> 00:13:30,691
+一陣間唧，成塊面除咗眼耳口鼻之外，冚𠾴唥畀佢糊到滿一滿。
+
+133
+00:13:31,198 --> 00:13:38,103
+只覺得呢個藥膏呢又甜又香，一啲都冇赤鼻嘅藥味嘅，完全唔覺得難受。
+
+134
+00:13:39,124 --> 00:13:43,152
+韋小寶見佢上當就搏命忍住笑，個心諗：
+
+135
+00:13:43,787 --> 00:13:51,252
+我唔喺啲藥膏裏便屙翻㞘尿呢算係我客氣嘞，呢啲係睇在你祖宗沐英沐王爺嘅份上唧。
+
+136
+00:13:51,767 --> 00:13:55,072
+佢係開國功臣，我韋小寶讓佢三分。
+
+137
+00:13:55,967 --> 00:13:59,560
+噉韋小寶搽完藥膏，洗乾淨咗手佢話：
+
+138
+00:14:00,151 --> 00:14:04,150
+等藥膏乾咗，我再用奇妙嘅藥粉同你洗咗去。
+
+139
+00:14:04,248 --> 00:14:09,920
+噉三搽三洗，你呢就非羞月，誒誒，非羞花閉月不可喇。
+
+140
+00:14:10,864 --> 00:14:16,758
+小郡主個心諗：咩非羞花閉月不可呢句說話咁拗口嘅。
+
+141
+00:14:17,368 --> 00:14:20,730
+噉佢問：點解要搽三次啊？
+
+142
+00:14:21,321 --> 00:14:26,153
+三次仲算係少㗎喇，人哋整豉油啊要九蒸九曬添啊。
+
+143
+00:14:26,242 --> 00:14:28,794
+就算係煮狗肉都要連滾三滾啦。
+
+144
+00:14:29,836 --> 00:14:32,159
+你又鬧我係豉油狗肉咯。
+
+145
+00:14:32,417 --> 00:14:38,518
+哈哈哈，冇，豉油狗肉冇噉講法嘅，豉油煮狗肉呢，就係紅燒狗肉。
+
+146
+00:14:38,855 --> 00:14:41,183
+唔用豉油呢，就係清燉狗肉。
+
+147
+00:14:42,048 --> 00:14:46,392
+噉啊攞筷子夾起一片火腿送到佢嘴邊佢話：食啦。
+
+148
+00:14:47,162 --> 00:14:49,265
+小郡主一來呢亦真係餓喇；
+
+149
+00:14:49,700 --> 00:14:56,081
+二來就唔敢得罪佢，怕佢手腳不清，喺自己塊面處呢留落一條烏龜尾；
+
+150
+00:14:56,490 --> 00:15:01,087
+三來見佢碾碎咗珍珠一啲都唔可惜，噉不免領佢個情。
+
+151
+00:15:01,664 --> 00:15:05,239
+稍為遲疑咗一下，就擘開口將火腿食咗。
+
+152
+00:15:06,058 --> 00:15:10,442
+韋小寶噉就歡喜喇，贊佢話：好妹妹，噉至乖吖嘛。
+
+153
+00:15:11,180 --> 00:15:14,931
+小郡主話：我，我唔係你好妹妹啊。
+
+154
+00:15:15,567 --> 00:15:16,661
+噉係好姐姐啦。
+
+155
+00:15:17,784 --> 00:15:18,660
+都唔係啫。
+
+156
+00:15:19,207 --> 00:15:20,399
+噉係我好媽媽。
+
+157
+00:15:21,070 --> 00:15:25,557
+小郡主咭聲笑咗出嚟：我，我點會係。
+
+158
+00:15:26,427 --> 00:15:31,408
+韋小寶自從見到佢以來啊，直到而家先至聽到佢笑聲。
+
+159
+00:15:31,990 --> 00:15:42,360
+只係佢塊面呢搽滿咗蓮蓉豆蓉，就難得見佢笑到好似花噉，但係淨係聽見佢銀鈴一樣嘅笑聲，亦都夠晒開心嘞。
+
+160
+00:15:42,987 --> 00:15:47,925
+韋小寶話佢係我嘅好媽媽，其實即係鬧佢係老舉啫。
+
+161
+00:15:48,918 --> 00:15:56,830
+因為佢自己母親係個妓女，但係聽佢笑得又歡暢又温柔，不禁啊稍為有啲後悔嘞。
+
+162
+00:15:57,675 --> 00:16:01,206
+之佢又諗：做老舉亦冇咩唔好吖。
+
+163
+00:16:01,419 --> 00:16:07,207
+我阿媽喺麗春院賺錢，啊未必就賤得過佢木頭目腦沐王府嘅郡主啊。
+
+164
+00:16:07,824 --> 00:16:09,997
+噉又夾咗幾片火腿餵佢食咗。
+
+165
+00:16:11,013 --> 00:16:15,443
+你如果應承我唔逃走呢，我啊將你手上面嘅穴道都解開埋。
+
+166
+00:16:16,270 --> 00:16:22,713
+我點解要逃走唧？塊面刻咗隻烏龜仔，走出去啊，醜都醜死嚟喇。
+
+167
+00:16:23,503 --> 00:16:29,834
+韋小寶個心諗嘞：等你知道塊面上其實冇烏龜仔噉啊實會逃走嘅。
+
+168
+00:16:30,513 --> 00:16:33,734
+嗰個錢老闆亦冇話幾時嚟接佢出去。
+
+169
+00:16:34,259 --> 00:16:41,200
+宮裏便韞住噉樣一個姑娘仔，畀人發覺咗就弊嘞噃，死喇，點算呢？
+
+170
+00:16:42,339 --> 00:16:46,093
+正喺度諗緊，忽然間聽見屋外便有人叫佢：
+
+171
+00:16:46,702 --> 00:16:51,082
+桂公公，小人係康親王府嘅，有事求見啊。
+
+172
+00:16:51,747 --> 00:16:54,114
+韋小寶話：好，知道喇。
+
+173
+00:16:55,046 --> 00:17:00,866
+跟着又壓低把聲話：有人嚟喇你唔好出聲啊，呢處係咩地方你知唔知吖？
+
+174
+00:17:01,647 --> 00:17:03,045
+小郡主擰擰頭。
+
+175
+00:17:03,725 --> 00:17:06,964
+韋小寶話：講出嚟呀，嚇你一跳。
+
+176
+00:17:07,591 --> 00:17:12,908
+嗰啲人個個都想害你，只有我睇見你咁可憐就暫時收留咗你咋。
+
+177
+00:17:13,299 --> 00:17:17,259
+如果畀人知道咗你喺呢處啊，哼哼，嗯。
+
+178
+00:17:17,588 --> 00:17:21,659
+個心諗：講咩説話嚇佢最好呢？佢最怕咩嘢呢？
+
+179
+00:17:22,090 --> 00:17:23,890
+一轉念之間，佢就話：
+
+180
+00:17:24,597 --> 00:17:29,830
+呢啲惡人啊，一定要剝光晒你啲衫，打你囉柚，打到痛到不得了。
+
+181
+00:17:30,433 --> 00:17:34,552
+小郡主塊面一紅，眼神果然露出恐懼嘅神情。
+
+182
+00:17:35,416 --> 00:17:41,792
+韋小寶見恐嚇有效嘞，就出去開門，只見門口外便有個三十幾歲嘅內監。
+
+183
+00:17:42,481 --> 00:17:45,774
+嗰個人向韋小寶請安，恭恭敬敬噉話：
+
+184
+00:17:46,139 --> 00:17:55,992
+小人係康親王府嘅，我哋王爺話，好耐唔見公公喇，好掛念你，今日叫咗戲班，請公公去王府飲酒睇戲啊。
+
+185
+00:17:56,966 --> 00:17:59,937
+韋小寶聽講話睇戲即刻精神一振。
+
+186
+00:18:00,757 --> 00:18:09,838
+但係自己間屋裏便收埋一個小郡主，噉又怕畀人哋撞見，又怕佢嘈起上嚟諸多不便，一時之間就頗為躊躇喇。
+
+187
+00:18:10,674 --> 00:18:15,387
+嗰個內監話：王爺吩咐，務必要請公公光臨啊。
+
+188
+00:18:15,848 --> 00:18:20,261
+今日王府好熱鬧啊，擲骰仔、賭牌九乜嘢都有。
+
+189
+00:18:21,316 --> 00:18:27,753
+韋小寶聽到話睇戲不過精神一振啫，聽到話賭錢噉就精神大振喇。
+
+190
+00:18:28,476 --> 00:18:37,587
+佢自從發咗大財之後，同温氏兄弟、平威佢哋賭錢呢亦都冇乜趣味，擲下骰仔，不過聊勝於無啫。
+
+191
+00:18:38,058 --> 00:18:44,371
+康親王府既然開咗賭局，梗係豪賭啦，仲邊度理佢咩嘢小郡主大郡主吖。
+
+192
+00:18:44,997 --> 00:18:49,117
+噉啊即刻好歡喜噉話：好，你等一等，我就跟埋你去。
+
+193
+00:18:49,654 --> 00:18:57,511
+佢嗱嗱聲返入房，同小郡主鬆咗綁，放喺床上，又將佢手腳綁翻住，拉張被嚟𢫏住佢。
+
+194
+00:18:57,777 --> 00:19:01,508
+細細聲話：我有事出去，等一陣就返嚟喇。
+
+195
+00:19:02,116 --> 00:19:04,829
+見佢眼光裏便有啲疑慮嘅意思就話：
+
+196
+00:19:05,078 --> 00:19:10,923
+啲珍珠唔夠吖嘛，我去珠寶鋪買啲，碾碎咗同你搽面噉先至十全十美啊。
+
+197
+00:19:11,533 --> 00:19:15,248
+你，你唔好去啦，珍珠又貴。
+
+198
+00:19:15,848 --> 00:19:22,871
+貴都唔緊要，你好哥哥有嘅係錢，要叫你羞花閉月，多使幾千兩銀算得乜嘢吖？
+
+199
+00:19:23,610 --> 00:19:26,977
+我，我喺呢處好怕啊。
+
+200
+00:19:27,699 --> 00:19:35,875
+韋小寶見佢楚楚可憐有啲唔忍心，但係要佢唔去賭錢喎，小郡主就算再可憐十倍都冇用。
+
+201
+00:19:36,355 --> 00:19:43,037
+佢夾咗一筷子工魚亁畀佢食咗，又攞咗四件八珍糕，疊起嚟放喺佢嘅嘴處。
+
+202
+00:19:43,402 --> 00:19:47,371
+嗱，你一擘開口，就有一件糕跌落個口處喇。
+
+203
+00:19:47,575 --> 00:19:51,214
+但你小心啲啊，啲糕一跌咗落去枕頭處就食唔到㗎喇。
+
+204
+00:19:52,573 --> 00:19:54,970
+你，唔好去吖。
+
+205
+00:19:55,774 --> 00:20:02,979
+事關嘴上面有糕，講説話把聲呢唔清唔楚，仲細到啊蚊玆噉，聽都聽唔到咁滯。
+
+206
+00:20:03,623 --> 00:20:09,684
+韋小寶啊詐假意冇聽見，喺箱裏便攞出一沓銀票塞喺個袋處噉啊開門出去；
+
+207
+00:20:09,870 --> 00:20:14,460
+反鎖翻道門，咪高高興興跟埋內監去康親王府嘞。
+
+208
+00:20:15,944 --> 00:20:26,389
+一到咗康親王府門口，只見大門外便企住兩排侍衞，都係一身鮮明錦衣，腰配刀劍，器宇軒昂。
+
+209
+00:20:26,944 --> 00:20:30,540
+比起韋小寶第一次嚟嘅時候啊戒備森嚴得多嘞。
+
+210
+00:20:31,676 --> 00:20:38,745
+韋小寶啱啱入大門唧，康親王就親自出嚟迎接，一手攬住韋小寶條腰笑住話：
+
+211
+00:20:39,170 --> 00:20:44,498
+桂兄弟，咁多日冇見，你生得越嚟越高越嚟越靚仔啊。
+
+212
+00:20:45,080 --> 00:20:47,738
+韋小寶亦笑住話：王爺你好。
+
+213
+00:20:48,228 --> 00:20:55,250
+好咩嘢啊好你又唔多啲嚟我屋企玩，我見你多啲就好，見你少啲就唔好喇。
+
+214
+00:20:56,024 --> 00:20:59,058
+王爺吩咐我多啲嚟，真係求之不得啦。
+
+215
+00:20:59,262 --> 00:21:01,954
+嗱，你講過個説話要算數啊吓。
+
+216
+00:21:02,443 --> 00:21:11,478
+幾時我同皇上攞個人情，准你假，我哋飲酒睇戲，大鬧佢十日八日，呵，就怕皇上一日都唔少得你唧。
+
+217
+00:21:12,016 --> 00:21:17,508
+噉啊拖住韋小寶隻手，一拍噉行入去，眾侍衛一齊躬身行禮。
+
+218
+00:21:18,077 --> 00:21:20,933
+啊，韋小寶歡喜喇。
+
+219
+00:21:21,489 --> 00:21:30,153
+佢喺皇宮裏便啊雖然得人奉承，但係到底只係個太監，邊有而家同王爺拖住手行噉嘅風光吖？
+
+220
+00:21:31,058 --> 00:21:34,729
+行到去中門，兩個清廷大官迎出嚟。
+
+221
+00:21:35,527 --> 00:21:41,171
+一個係新任領內侍衞大臣多隆，噉啊通常稱之為侍衞總管嘅；
+
+222
+00:21:41,710 --> 00:21:45,341
+另外一個就係韋小寶嘅結拜哥哥索額圖嘞。
+
+223
+00:21:46,134 --> 00:21:50,122
+索額圖一步跳上前，攬住韋小寶哈哈大笑話：
+
+224
+00:21:50,238 --> 00:21:56,663
+哈哈哈哈，聽講王爺今日請你，我就自告奮勇要嚟喇，今日啊，我哋熱鬧下。
+
+225
+00:21:57,424 --> 00:21:59,999
+侍衞總管多隆亦行前嚟巴結。
+
+226
+00:22:00,390 --> 00:22:04,996
+噉啊四個人一踏入大廳唧，廊下嘅吹打手就奏起樂喇。
+
+227
+00:22:05,733 --> 00:22:10,609
+韋小寶從來冇受過人咁隆重接待嘅，梗係眉飛色舞定啦。
+
+228
+00:22:11,323 --> 00:22:22,550
+到咗二廳，廳上面二十幾名官員都已經企喺天井迎接，都係尚書、侍郎、將軍、御營親軍統領等等嘅大官。
+
+229
+00:22:23,177 --> 00:22:25,723
+索額圖呢逐一逐二幫佢引見。
+
+230
+00:22:26,929 --> 00:22:33,472
+有一名內監急急走入嚟，打咗個千佢話：王爺，平西王世子駕到。
+
+231
+00:22:34,266 --> 00:22:41,460
+康親王笑住話：好！桂兄弟，你喺度坐下先，我出去迎客。噉啊轉身行咗出去嘞。
+
+232
+00:22:42,491 --> 00:22:48,809
+韋小寶個心諗：平西王世子？噉唔係吳三桂個仔？
+
+233
+00:22:49,702 --> 00:22:51,343
+佢嚟呢處做乜嘢呢？
+
+234
+00:22:51,960 --> 00:22:56,514
+嗱各位，欲知後事如何，且聽下回分解。

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+1
+00:00:00,080 --> 00:00:03,840
+前文再續啊書接上一回啊。
+
+2
+00:00:05,303 --> 00:00:12,980
+話説韋小寶聽見話平西王世子駕到，康親王啊出去迎接噉，佢諗：
+
+3
+00:00:14,003 --> 00:00:21,134
+平西王世子？噉唔係吳三桂個仔咩？佢嚟呢處做咩呢？
+
+4
+00:00:22,874 --> 00:00:25,312
+索額圖喺佢耳仔邊細細聲話：
+
+5
+00:00:25,913 --> 00:00:29,270
+好兄弟，恭喜你今日要發財喇。
+
+6
+00:00:30,024 --> 00:00:33,433
+韋小寶笑住話：噉啊要睇手氣點樣喇。
+
+7
+00:00:34,442 --> 00:00:42,198
+手氣當然係好㗎啦，除咗賭錢發財之外，仲有一處走唔甩嘅大財啊。
+
+8
+00:00:43,342 --> 00:00:44,057
+係咩嘢呢？
+
+9
+00:00:45,242 --> 00:00:50,671
+吳三桂派咗個仔嚟進貢，朝上嘅大官，個個都有份。
+
+10
+00:00:50,982 --> 00:00:56,515
+哦，吳三桂派個仔嚟進貢啫嘛，不過我唔係朝上大官啊。
+
+11
+00:00:57,592 --> 00:01:03,095
+你係宮裏頭嘅大官，仲比朝廷嘅大官威風得多啊。
+
+12
+00:01:03,962 --> 00:01:08,919
+吳三桂個仔吳應熊，精明能幹，懂事到極嘅。
+
+13
+00:01:09,310 --> 00:01:15,921
+嗱，等陣吳應熊無論送咩重禮畀你，你都唔好露出歡喜嘅樣啊。
+
+14
+00:01:16,294 --> 00:01:20,603
+只係隨便話：世子嚟到北京，一路上辛苦喇。
+
+15
+00:01:21,161 --> 00:01:24,203
+佢如果見你歡喜咯，就冇下文㗎喇。
+
+16
+00:01:24,559 --> 00:01:31,567
+你神情冷淡，佢一定係當你嫌禮物輕啊，聽日又嚟重重噉補翻一份畀你啊。
+
+17
+00:01:33,031 --> 00:01:36,813
+哈哈哈哈哈，原來係噉樣敲竹槓嘅法子。
+
+18
+00:01:37,500 --> 00:01:42,000
+雲南竹槓，唔乒乒乓乓敲佢一筆就笨啦。
+
+19
+00:01:42,511 --> 00:01:47,230
+佢老子擁有云貴兩省，都唔知刮咗幾多民脂民膏。
+
+20
+00:01:47,760 --> 00:01:55,388
+我哋如果唔幫佢使下，一來對唔住佢老子，二來亦對唔住雲南貴州嘅老百姓吖。
+
+21
+00:01:55,988 --> 00:01:57,770
+冇錯喇冇錯喇。
+
+22
+00:01:58,686 --> 00:02:02,769
+正喺度傾偈，康親王已經陪咗吳應熊入嚟嘞。
+
+23
+00:02:03,678 --> 00:02:14,682
+呢個平西王世子啊，廿四五歲年紀，相貌十分英俊，步履矯捷，確實係將門之子嘅風範。
+
+24
+00:02:15,908 --> 00:02:19,039
+康親王第一個就拉咗韋小寶過嚟，佢話：
+
+25
+00:02:19,887 --> 00:02:25,923
+小王爺，呢位桂公公，係萬歲爺面前最得力嘅公公。
+
+26
+00:02:26,465 --> 00:02:31,172
+上書房力擒鰲拜，就係呢位桂公公嘅大功啊。
+
+27
+00:02:32,834 --> 00:02:42,341
+吳三桂派喺北京城裏便嘅耳目眾多，京城裏便有咩大小動靜，每日都有快馬去昆明稟報嘅。
+
+28
+00:02:43,271 --> 00:02:50,569
+康熙捉拿鰲拜，係呢幾年來嘅頭等大事，吳應熊當然早就知道詳細情形。
+
+29
+00:02:51,651 --> 00:03:02,193
+吳三桂曾經同佢商量過，覺得皇帝剷除權要喺不動聲色之間，佢年紀雖然細小啊，英氣已經顯露。
+
+30
+00:03:02,655 --> 00:03:06,126
+日後做臣子嘅日子只怕唔係點好過唧。
+
+31
+00:03:06,979 --> 00:03:15,506
+吳應熊呢次秉承父親嘅命令嚟到北京朝見天子，攜帶大量財物，賄賂大臣。
+
+32
+00:03:15,550 --> 00:03:25,440
+噉啊最大嘅用意呢，就係嚟觀察康熙嘅性格同埋為人，以及佢手下重用嘅親信大臣啊係點樣嘅人物。
+
+33
+00:03:26,849 --> 00:03:39,938
+今日嚟到康親王府赴宴，冇估到竟然會遇上康熙手下最得寵嘅太監，不由得好歡喜，連忙伸出雙手，握住韋小寶個右手猛咁搖佢話：
+
+34
+00:03:40,664 --> 00:03:42,983
+桂公公，我，在下。
+
+35
+00:03:44,954 --> 00:03:53,548
+佢先講咗個我字，覺得唔夠恭敬嘞，噉啊想自稱晚生，就對方年紀太細吖；
+
+36
+00:03:54,366 --> 00:03:58,157
+噉如果講話兄弟，噉同佢又冇呢個交情嘅；
+
+37
+00:03:59,168 --> 00:04:05,022
+如果講話卑職，對方又唔係朝上大官，噉自己嘅品位就比佢高得多嘞；
+
+38
+00:04:05,668 --> 00:04:10,495
+急急忙忙，就用咗句江湖口吻，就話在下噉。
+
+39
+00:04:10,610 --> 00:04:13,037
+好喇，閒話休提言歸正傳。
+
+40
+00:04:14,238 --> 00:04:20,229
+吳應熊話：在下喺雲南嘅時候，就聽到公公嘅大名。
+
+41
+00:04:20,973 --> 00:04:26,546
+父王同大家傾起上嚟都稱頌皇上英明果斷，確實係聖明天子。
+
+42
+00:04:27,012 --> 00:04:33,856
+仲話聖天子在位，連公公咁細嘅年紀，都能夠立呢個大功，真係令人好仰慕啊。
+
+43
+00:04:34,672 --> 00:04:39,202
+父王吩咐，命在下準備咗禮物，向公公表示敬意。
+
+44
+00:04:39,696 --> 00:04:47,056
+不過大清規矩，外臣不便結交內官，在下空有呢個心，唔敢貿然求見。
+
+45
+00:04:47,677 --> 00:04:51,522
+今日康王爺賜此良機，真係不勝之喜啊。
+
+46
+00:04:52,310 --> 00:04:56,430
+佢口齒伶俐，一番��話講得非常之動聽。
+
+47
+00:04:57,988 --> 00:05:07,220
+韋小寶聽見連吳三桂噉樣嘅大人物，喺萬里之外啊竟然亦知道自己嘅名，哎呀，骨頭都鬆晒。
+
+48
+00:05:08,371 --> 00:05:12,990
+好在呢啲奉承嘅説話呢亦聽得多嘞，早就知道點樣應付。
+
+49
+00:05:13,777 --> 00:05:15,953
+咪於是乎淡淡噉話：
+
+50
+00:05:17,246 --> 00:05:29,159
+我哋做奴才嘅，只係奉皇上嘅聖旨辦事，就係一不怕苦，二不怕死而已啫，有咩功勞好講呢？小王爺嘅説話太過誇獎嘞。
+
+51
+00:05:29,926 --> 00:05:39,023
+我心諗：索額圖哥哥料事如神，呢個小漢奸果然一見面唧，就提到禮物兩個字喇。
+
+52
+00:05:40,495 --> 00:05:49,377
+吳應熊係遠客，又係平西王嘅世子，康親王就請佢坐咗首席，請韋小寶坐次席。
+
+53
+00:05:50,611 --> 00:05:55,716
+席上嘅大官係好多㗎，尚書、將軍，個個爵高位尊。
+
+54
+00:05:55,956 --> 00:06:01,098
+噉韋小寶雖然係狂妄啊，呢個次席呢亦唔敢坐，一味推辭。
+
+55
+00:06:01,582 --> 00:06:11,457
+康親王就笑住話喇：桂兄弟，你係皇上身邊嘅人，大家敬重你，亦係愛戴皇上嘅一番忠心，你唔好再客氣喇。
+
+56
+00:06:11,893 --> 00:06:13,810
+講完就將佢扤落張椅處。
+
+57
+00:06:14,814 --> 00:06:22,640
+索額圖呢陣時已經升咗國史館大學士，官位喺各人之首，就坐喺韋小寶身邊。
+
+58
+00:06:23,129 --> 00:06:29,078
+其餘文武大官，按品級、官職高低，就按次序坐落喇。
+
+59
+00:06:29,638 --> 00:06:44,509
+韋小寶啊忽然間想起：豈有此理，以前喺麗春院啲嫖客擺花酒，阿媽呢，就坐喺嫖客後便，順手攞幾件糕餅畀我食，啲王八仲時時趕開我。
+
+60
+00:06:45,207 --> 00:06:54,784
+嗰陣時只係諗：幾時老子發咗達呢，亦都嚟麗春院擺翻一台花酒，叫龜婆啊、王八啊、姑娘啊都嚟陪酒。
+
+61
+00:06:55,492 --> 00:07:05,488
+點知道今日居然有親王、王子、尚書、將軍陪我，只係可惜麗春院呢啲龜婆啊王八啊見唔到老子噉嘅神氣唧。
+
+62
+00:07:07,117 --> 00:07:08,630
+噉啊大家坐落飲酒嘞。
+
+63
+00:07:09,304 --> 00:07:22,598
+吳應熊帶嚟嗰十六名隨從，企喺長窗嘅側跟，對席上眾人敬酒、夾餸，以及僕人傳送酒菜嘅一舉一動，都係目不轉睛咁注視住。
+
+64
+00:07:23,478 --> 00:07:26,673
+韋小寶稍為諗下，已經明白晒嘞：
+
+65
+00:07:27,354 --> 00:07:36,337
+冇錯喇，呢啲係平西王府嘅武功高手，跟住嚟保護吳應熊嘅，慌怕有人行刺放毒。
+
+66
+00:07:37,044 --> 00:07:40,953
+沐王府啲人，怕早就已經守候喺外便嘞。
+
+67
+00:07:41,751 --> 00:07:48,938
+等陣最好雙方呢搏命打翻一場，睇下係沐王府個人贏呢，定係吳三桂嘅手下厲害。
+
+68
+00:07:50,377 --> 00:07:57,529
+呢種情形啊，康親王已經睇見嘞，不過佢身為主人，亦唔好講乜嘢。
+
+69
+00:07:58,411 --> 00:08:05,147
+嗰個侍衞總管多隆呢，武功使得，脾性又直，飲咗幾杯酒就話喇：
+
+70
+00:08:05,451 --> 00:08:13,410
+小王爺，你帶嚟呢十幾個隨從啊，一定都係千中挑、萬中選嘅武功高手喇。
+
+71
+00:08:14,184 --> 00:08:17,339
+吳應熊啊笑住話：佢哋有咩武功吖？
+
+72
+00:08:18,008 --> 00:08:27,150
+只不過係父王府裏便嘅親兵，一向跟住兄弟，知道兄弟嘅脾氣，出門嘅時候，貪個使喚方便而已啫。
+
+73
+00:08:28,018 --> 00:08:31,465
+多隆話：小王爺噉就講得太謙喇。
+
+74
+00:08:31,892 --> 00:08:37,752
+你睇呢兩位太陽穴高高噉唂起，內功呢，已經到咗九成火候嘞。
+
+75
+00:08:38,448 --> 00:08:44,632
+嗰兩位嘅面同埋條頸，肌肉糾結，一身嘅上等橫練功夫。
+
+76
+00:08:44,937 --> 00:08:52,514
+呢，仲有嗰幾位滿面油光，髧條大辮落嚟，嗯，我睇九成條辮都係假嘅。
+
+77
+00:08:52,656 --> 00:08:57,426
+呢，你如果叫佢哋除咗頂帽啊，一定係光頭佬喇，啊係咪呢？
+
+78
+00:08:58,127 --> 00:09:00,450
+吳應熊微微笑唔回答。
+
+79
+00:09:01,201 --> 00:09:08,343
+索額圖就話：我只係知道多總管武功高強啫，估唔到你仲係識睇相添噃。
+
+80
+00:09:08,934 --> 00:09:11,621
+多隆話：索大人有所不知嘞。
+
+81
+00:09:12,190 --> 00:09:18,221
+平西王當年駐兵遼東，麾下好多錦州金頂門嘅武官。
+
+82
+00:09:18,781 --> 00:09:22,560
+金頂門嘅弟子，頭上功夫非常厲害嘅。
+
+83
+00:09:23,062 --> 00:09:30,294
+凡係功夫練到高深嘅時候，滿面油光，之頭殼頂呢，就連一條頭髮都冇嘅。
+
+84
+00:09:30,590 --> 00:09:39,469
+康親王話：好唔好請世子吩咐呢幾位尊價，將帽除低，等大家睇下多總管嘅推測到底準唔準呢？
+
+85
+00:09:40,789 --> 00:09:43,838
+尊價，係尊稱人哋嘅僕人。
+
+86
+00:09:45,210 --> 00:09:50,883
+吳應熊話喇：多總管目光如炬，點會話有唔準㗎？
+
+87
+00:09:51,448 --> 00:09:58,705
+呢幾名親兵的確練過金頂門嘅功夫，但係功夫冇練到家，頭上嘅頭髮仲係唔少嘅；
+
+88
+00:09:59,123 --> 00:10:04,620
+除咗頂帽咯，不免令佢當眾出醜啫，希望各位大人包涵。
+
+89
+00:10:05,309 --> 00:10:11,246
+眾人哈哈大笑，噉既然見到吳應熊唔願意嘞，亦都不便勉強。
+
+90
+00:10:12,449 --> 00:10:17,378
+韋小寶啊目不轉睛噉樣仔細睇呢幾個人，心痕嘞佢：
+
+91
+00:10:18,941 --> 00:10:21,778
+唔知嗰個大嚿佬頭殼有幾多頭髮呢？
+
+92
+00:10:22,896 --> 00:10:28,160
+嗰個瘦佬功夫啊差啲，睇嚟佢頭髮一定好多定喇。
+
+93
+00:10:29,167 --> 00:10:32,603
+佢忽然間諗起一件事，忍唔住又咭咭聲噉笑起上嚟。
+
+94
+00:10:33,308 --> 00:10:38,406
+康親王就問佢：桂兄弟，有咩事咁好笑啊講出嚟大家聽下。
+
+95
+00:10:39,059 --> 00:10:48,184
+韋小寶話：我諗金頂門嘅師傅呢，大家一定好和氣，又少同人家逳手，自己人呢就更加唔會打交嘅。
+
+96
+00:10:49,162 --> 00:10:51,669
+康親王問：何以見得呢？
+
+97
+00:10:52,297 --> 00:11:06,427
+大家如果嬲嘞，睩一睩雙眼，噉啊各人將帽除低，你數數我嘅頭髮，我又數數你嘅頭髮，邊個頭髮少呢，邊個本事就高，頭髮多嘅人係唯有認輸咯。
+
+98
+00:11:07,057 --> 00:11:11,761
+眾人哈哈大笑，都話韋小寶個想法係非常有趣。
+
+99
+00:11:12,606 --> 00:11:21,360
+韋小寶又話：金頂門嘅師傅呢睇嚟隨身都要帶把算盤至得，否則計起頭髮上嚟啊，就唔方便咯。
+
+100
+00:11:21,697 --> 00:11:23,640
+眾人又是一陣大笑啊。
+
+101
+00:11:24,093 --> 00:11:31,131
+有位尚書啊正飲緊啖酒，都未吞落喉嚨啊，一聽見呢句説話，成啖酒噴晒出嚟。
+
+102
+00:11:31,398 --> 00:11:36,890
+就怕噴喺枱面失禮啊，一耷低頭，噴晒喺自己衣襟上便不停咁咳。
+
+103
+00:11:37,517 --> 00:11:48,038
+多隆話：康王爺，上次鰲拜嘅餘黨嚟你王府騷擾，聽講你呢幾個月嚟，認真招攬咗唔少高手噃。
+
+104
+00:11:49,007 --> 00:11:53,137
+康親王右手慢慢噉捋下鬍鬚，好得意噉話：
+
+105
+00:11:54,119 --> 00:12:03,933
+真係有身份有本事嘅高手，係極難請得到嘅，肯應官府聘請嘅，多數只係二三流嘅貨色而已啫。
+
+106
+00:12:04,377 --> 00:12:13,967
+噉啊總算小王求賢若渴，除咗重金禮聘之外，仲幫佢哋辦咗幾件事，噉先至請到幾位真正頂尖嘅高手。
+
+107
+00:12:14,474 --> 00:12:20,845
+不過呢，日日都要好好侍候佢哋，亦好費心機㗎，哈哈哈哈哈哈。
+
+108
+00:12:21,293 --> 00:12:26,560
+隆話：王爺聘請高人呢個秘訣，肯唔肯傳授啊？
+
+109
+00:12:27,169 --> 00:12:34,623
+康親王話喇：多總管自己就係一等一嘅高手，仲請咩武學高手嚟做咩嘢吖？
+
+110
+00:12:35,259 --> 00:12:37,764
+多隆話：多謝王爺稱讚。
+
+111
+00:12:38,419 --> 00:12:49,696
+想當年，我哋朝中武將喺大校場較技，攝正親王啊親自監臨，王爺同小將都曾經得到攝政親王嘅賞賜。
+
+112
+00:12:50,676 --> 00:12:58,636
+聽講呢次鰲拜嘅餘孽前嚟滋擾，王爺箭不虛發，親手射死咗二十幾名亂黨啊。
+
+113
+00:12:59,406 --> 00:13:02,782
+康親王聽咗微微一笑，並冇回答。
+
+114
+00:13:03,823 --> 00:13:12,620
+嗰日呢，佢確實係發箭射死咗兩名天地會會眾，至於話廿幾名，多咗成十倍咯。
+
+115
+00:13:13,567 --> 00:13:17,395
+韋小寶話喇：呢件事我係親眼睇見嘅。
+
+116
+00:13:17,840 --> 00:13:26,522
+當時，我耳仔邊只係聽見拂拂聲亂咁響，前面呢不停噉大叫哎吖哎吖，後便大叫話好箭好箭噉。
+
+117
+00:13:27,498 --> 00:13:30,803
+一個文官就唔明白韋小寶講説話嘅意思就問佢：
+
+118
+00:13:31,243 --> 00:13:36,990
+桂公公，點解前面嘅人啊大叫哎吖，後便嘅人啊大叫好箭呢？
+
+119
+00:13:37,719 --> 00:13:48,860
+韋小寶話：康親王射箭啊百發百中嘅，前便畀佢射中嘅人就大聲叫話哎喲噉啦，後便係我哋自己人喇，噉當然係大讚好箭嘞。
+
+120
+00:13:49,678 --> 00:13:56,080
+不過嗰個叫好箭嘅人呢，又比叫哎吖嘅人呢多幾倍噃，大人知唔知道其中緣故呢？
+
+121
+00:13:56,948 --> 00:14:03,547
+嗰個官話：睇嚟實係我哋呢便嘅人，比起亂黨要多幾倍喇係唔係啊？
+
+122
+00:14:04,076 --> 00:14:07,320
+韋小寶話：大人呢一下就估錯咯。
+
+123
+00:14:07,782 --> 00:14:15,543
+當其時，亂黨大隊人馬嚟攻打，康王爺以少勝多，人數呢，係對方多。
+
+124
+00:14:16,330 --> 00:14:24,120
+不過有啲亂黨畀康王爺一箭射中咽喉，呢一聲哎喲啊，只係到咗喉嚨頭唧，就嗌唔出口。
+
+125
+00:14:24,764 --> 00:14:33,332
+而康王爺呢又箭法如神，亂黨裏頭啊，有唔少人真係好佩服嘅，忍唔住要大聲叫好箭好箭噉。
+
+126
+00:14:33,500 --> 00:14:36,500
+明知唔該叫喇，但硬係忍唔住。
+
+127
+00:14:37,162 --> 00:14:40,980
+嗰個官猛咁岌頭話：哦，原來如此。
+
+128
+00:14:41,967 --> 00:14:49,188
+吳應熊啊舉起酒杯佢話：康王爺神箭，晚生佩服之至，敬王爺一杯。
+
+129
+00:14:49,814 --> 00:14:52,773
+噉眾人都舉起酒杯，飲盡為敬嘞。
+
+130
+00:14:53,320 --> 00:14:55,401
+康親王好歡喜個心諗：
+
+131
+00:14:56,073 --> 00:15:00,850
+小桂子知情識趣，唔怪得皇上歡喜佢啦。
+
+132
+00:15:01,658 --> 00:15:09,229
+多隆話：王爺，你府中請到咗咁多武功高手，不如請出嚟同大家見下好唔好？
+
+133
+00:15:10,113 --> 00:15:18,207
+康親王本來係要炫耀下嘅，就吩咐侍從：喺呢便再開兩席，請神照上人佢哋出嚟入席。
+
+134
+00:15:19,588 --> 00:15:29,322
+過咗冇幾耐，喺後堂行出嚟二十幾個人，為首嗰個人身穿大紅袈裟，係個肥肥大大嘅和尚。
+
+135
+00:15:29,757 --> 00:15:34,321
+康親王起身笑住話：眾位朋友，大家嚟飲一杯啦。
+
+136
+00:15:35,091 --> 00:15:39,803
+席上眾賓客見到康親王企起身唄，亦都企起身嚟相迎嘞。
+
+137
+00:15:40,738 --> 00:15:47,018
+嗰個神照上人合十笑住話：不敢當，不敢當，列位大人請坐。
+
+138
+00:15:47,716 --> 00:15:54,750
+講說話把聲啊好響，淨係呢份中氣唧，就知道內功修煉得十分使得嘞。
+
+139
+00:15:55,403 --> 00:16:02,437
+其餘嗰啲人高高矮矮，英俊嘅又有醜陋嘅又有，分別喺新擺嗰兩圍坐落。
+
+140
+00:16:03,468 --> 00:16:09,408
+多隆個人又好武又性急，唔等眾武師嘅第一巡酒飲完就話：
+
+141
+00:16:09,759 --> 00:16:19,037
+王爺，小將睇王府呢啲武林高手，個個相貌堂堂，神情威武，功夫啊一定係極高㗎喇。
+
+142
+00:16:19,463 --> 00:16:22,916
+能唔能夠請呢啲朋友施展下身手啊？
+
+143
+00:16:23,369 --> 00:16:30,927
+平西王世子同桂公公都係難請得到嘅貴客，睇嚟，亦都想睇下康親王門下嘅手段嘅。
+
+144
+00:16:31,743 --> 00:16:33,590
+韋小寶第一個附和。
+
+145
+00:16:33,990 --> 00:16:36,058
+吳應熊呢就拍掌嗌好。
+
+146
+00:16:36,475 --> 00:16:40,176
+噉其餘眾賓客亦都話：係啊，係要睇啊。
+
+147
+00:16:40,802 --> 00:16:42,210
+康親王啊笑住話：
+
+148
+00:16:42,953 --> 00:16:49,030
+眾位朋友，好多貴客都想見下各位嘅功夫，唔知係點樣嘅練法呢？
+
+149
+00:16:50,066 --> 00:16:55,078
+左手便武師席上一個中年漢子啪聲企起身，高聲噉話：
+
+150
+00:16:55,946 --> 00:17:04,098
+我只話康王爺愛重人才，噉先至前嚟投靠啫，誰知將我哋當做江湖上賣藝人嚟看待。
+
+151
+00:17:04,671 --> 00:17:10,133
+列位大人要睇舞馬騮、走繩索，點解唔去天橋呢？告辭喇！
+
+152
+00:17:10,541 --> 00:17:16,688
+講完，左手一起，打喺椅背上面，啪一聲，椅背當堂粉碎。
+
+153
+00:17:16,963 --> 00:17:19,121
+噉大踏步就向門邊行嘞。
+
+154
+00:17:19,877 --> 00:17:21,660
+眾人愕然失色啦。
+
+155
+00:17:22,242 --> 00:17:28,787
+同嗰個漢子一直坐嘅有一個瘦小嘅老人，個身一晃，已經攔住喺佢前便喇佢話：
+
+156
+00:17:29,107 --> 00:17:32,948
+郎師傅，你噉樣講説話太過豈有此理喇。
+
+157
+00:17:33,410 --> 00:17:43,710
+王爺對我哋禮敬有加，要我哋獻下身手，郎師傅如果肯練嘞，固之然係好好啦，如果唔願意，王爺亦唔會勉強㗎。
+
+158
+00:17:44,341 --> 00:17:55,436
+你喺王府大廳上面拍枱拍凳，毀壞物件，王爺就算係寬宏大量啊不加罪責，噉第啲兄弟個面，放喺邊處好啊？
+
+159
+00:17:56,277 --> 00:17:59,897
+嗰個姓郎嘅冷笑話：呵呵，人各有志。
+
+160
+00:18:00,297 --> 00:18:05,717
+陶師傅鐘意喺王府裏便玩嘢，即管玩到夠啦，兄弟少陪嘞。
+
+161
+00:18:06,197 --> 00:18:08,001
+講完，𨂾上一步。
+
+162
+00:18:08,548 --> 00:18:16,968
+嗰個姓陶嘅老人話：你真係要走，亦都要向王爺叩頭辭行，王爺岌咗頭嘞你先至走得。
+
+163
+00:18:17,786 --> 00:18:27,612
+嗰個姓郎嘅冷笑話：我又唔係賣身畀王府嘅奴才，兩隻腳係我嘅，要行就行要走就走，使你管咩？
+
+164
+00:18:28,159 --> 00:18:29,751
+講完向前就行。
+
+165
+00:18:30,508 --> 00:18:38,244
+嗰個姓陶嘅老人竟然唔讓開，眼見佢就要撞到自己嘅身上嘞，伸手就向佢左臂就揦。
+
+166
+00:18:39,207 --> 00:18:41,513
+話你唔聽亦只好管下喇。
+
+167
+00:18:42,282 --> 00:18:46,935
+姓郎嘅左臂一沉，突然間翻上，就向佢條腰處就打。
+
+168
+00:18:47,548 --> 00:18:50,052
+姓陶嘅右腳飛起，踢佢心口。
+
+169
+00:18:50,550 --> 00:18:58,877
+姓郎嘅右手飛快伸出去，托喺嗰個姓陶老人踢高嘅右腿膝彎之中，趁勢一送，噉向外便推咗出去。
+
+170
+00:18:59,565 --> 00:19:02,739
+嗰個姓陶個老人，仰面朝天就跌倒。
+
+171
+00:19:03,192 --> 00:19:07,613
+啊總算佢伸手敏捷，右手喺地下一撐已經跳翻起嘞。
+
+172
+00:19:07,991 --> 00:19:12,936
+雖然冇跌倒啊，不過已經出醜，嗰塊面呀唂到通紅。
+
+173
+00:19:13,500 --> 00:19:17,707
+嗰個姓郎嘅漢子冷笑幾聲，飛步走向廳口。
+
+174
+00:19:18,684 --> 00:19:26,807
+突然之間，本來空無一人嘅廳口多咗個瘦削漢子，拱手話：郎兄請回。
+
+175
+00:19:27,647 --> 00:19:33,050
+嗰個姓郎嘅走得好快收勢唔切，就向佢身上撞過去咯噃。
+
+176
+00:19:33,793 --> 00:19:38,707
+嗰個瘦佬完全唔閃避，嘣一聲，兩個人已經撞埋一齊嘞。
+
+177
+00:19:39,054 --> 00:19:42,457
+姓郎嘅一個踉蹌，連氣退咗三步。
+
+178
+00:19:42,928 --> 00:19:48,128
+然後向左便打斜行兩步，突然間轉右，向右便長窗趯出去。
+
+179
+00:19:48,777 --> 00:19:53,592
+上下到門檻嗰處，只見嗰個瘦佬又已經攔喺佢身前便嘞。
+
+180
+00:19:53,983 --> 00:20:00,423
+姓郎嘅啱先同佢撞咗一撞知道佢厲害，唔敢再對佢撞過去，急忙收腳。
+
+181
+00:20:00,983 --> 00:20:06,743
+噉胸膛同佢胸膛呢距離不到兩寸，鼻哥尖同鼻哥尖呢已經碰埋一碰嘞。
+
+182
+00:20:07,453 --> 00:20:10,743
+嗰個瘦佬紋絲不動，連眼都唔眨下。
+
+183
+00:20:11,586 --> 00:20:18,093
+姓郎嗰個突然間向左便閃，不過只係一企定唧，嗰個瘦佬又已經攔住喺佢身前便。
+
+184
+00:20:18,962 --> 00:20:23,074
+姓郎嘅發惡喇，拂一拳，向佢面門就打。
+
+185
+00:20:23,456 --> 00:20:30,343
+噉兩個人距離咁近，呢一拳勁力又大，睇住嗰個瘦佬唔係側身呢就需要低頭。
+
+186
+00:20:30,989 --> 00:20:37,020
+誰知見佢左掌喺自己面前一豎，啪一聲，呢一拳打正佢掌心。
+
+187
+00:20:38,058 --> 00:20:43,093
+佢隻手掌微微彎曲，姓郎嗰個呢已經畀佢彈到連退幾步。
+
+188
+00:20:43,316 --> 00:20:48,332
+廳上眾人啊，大聲贊好，一齊話佢好功夫啊噉。
+
+189
+00:20:49,472 --> 00:21:00,088
+姓郎嗰個神情十分尷尬，走係走唔甩喇，之上前逳手呢，又同佢武功相差太過遠，一時之間手足無措。
+
+190
+00:21:00,874 --> 00:21:03,812
+嗰個瘦佬拱手話：郎兄請坐。
+
+191
+00:21:04,386 --> 00:21:08,803
+王爺吩咐我哋練幾手，我哋兩個噉唔係練過嘞咩？
+
+192
+00:21:09,238 --> 00:21:12,572
+講完，就坐翻落右手便嗰席嘅原位。
+
+193
+00:21:12,838 --> 00:21:14,554
+噉眾人又試喝彩。
+
+194
+00:21:15,261 --> 00:21:18,862
+姓郎嗰個人滿面羞慚，耷低頭入座啊。
+
+195
+00:21:20,178 --> 00:21:31,373
+嗰姓郎嘅噉樣一鬧，康親王本來搞到面目無光，好彩嗰個瘦佬幫佢攞翻面，逼到呢個姓郎嘅武師回席，即刻吩咐侍從話：
+
+196
+00:21:31,791 --> 00:21:33,794
+攞啲五十兩銀嘅元寶嚟。
+
+197
+00:21:34,555 --> 00:21:44,983
+韋小寶笑住話喇：呢位師傅嘅武功真係叻喇，噉樣一下惡，誒惡，惡虎攔路，嗰個傢伙呢就點都走唔甩嘞。
+
+198
+00:21:45,161 --> 00:21:46,939
+唔知佢叫做咩名呢噉？
+
+199
+00:21:48,348 --> 00:21:57,064
+本來佢係想話惡狗攔路嘅，吖噏咗個惡字呢，覺得狗字唔好聽，就臨時改做惡虎攔路。
+
+200
+00:21:57,544 --> 00:22:01,877
+康親王摸一摸個面，想唔起個瘦佬叫做咩名嘞。
+
+201
+00:22:02,629 --> 00:22:08,122
+呢個人幾時嚟到王府嘅，佢嘅心亦已經冚𠾴唥唔記得起，噉就話：
+
+202
+00:22:08,411 --> 00:22:11,961
+嗨小王記性唔好，一時諗唔起嘞。
+
+203
+00:22:12,897 --> 00:22:26,655
+過咗一陣間，侍從托住一隻大木盤，盤上面用紅綢墊底，放咗二十隻五十兩個大元寶，銀光閃閃十分耀眼，企喺康親王嘅身邊。
+
+204
+00:22:27,277 --> 00:22:31,906
+嗱各位，欲知後事如何，且聽下回分解。

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+1
+00:00:00,294 --> 00:00:08,899
+前文再續啊書接上一回啊，話説康親王叫侍從攞咗二十隻銀元寶嚟。
+
+2
+00:00:09,680 --> 00:00:11,053
+康親王啊笑住話：
+
+3
+00:00:11,943 --> 00:00:15,852
+眾位武師露咗功夫，應該有個彩頭嘅。
+
+4
+00:00:16,154 --> 00:00:18,967
+呢位朋友，請過嚟搦啲元寶去啦。
+
+5
+00:00:19,767 --> 00:00:24,346
+嗰個瘦佬行上前，請咗個安，接咗康親王一隻元寶。
+
+6
+00:00:25,541 --> 00:00:29,452
+韋小寶問佢：朋友你貴姓啊？大號叫做咩呢？
+
+7
+00:00:30,177 --> 00:00:34,781
+嗰個瘦佬話：小人齊元凱，多蒙大人垂問。
+
+8
+00:00:35,534 --> 00:00:37,033
+你武功好高啊。
+
+9
+00:00:37,781 --> 00:00:39,243
+使大人笑話喇。
+
+10
+00:00:40,147 --> 00:00:45,199
+多隆話：康王爺府裏便嘅武師果然身負絕藝。
+
+11
+00:00:45,598 --> 00:00:50,065
+我哋亦好想見識下平西王手下武師們嘅功夫。
+
+12
+00:00:50,501 --> 00:00:55,561
+小王爺，你揀個人出嚟，同呢位齊師傅過下招呢好嘛？
+
+13
+00:00:56,781 --> 00:01:04,267
+佢見到吳應熊沉沉吟吟未開口，佢又話：噉當然係點到為止啦，唔能夠傷咗大家和氣嘅。
+
+14
+00:01:04,445 --> 00:01:06,253
+誰勝誰敗都唔緊要。
+
+15
+00:01:07,596 --> 00:01:11,406
+康親王係個十分鐘意熱鬧嘅人，佢話：
+
+16
+00:01:12,150 --> 00:01:14,550
+多總管呢個主意好好啊。
+
+17
+00:01:14,888 --> 00:01:21,093
+叫雙方嘅武師切磋一下，贏嘅，賞兩隻大元寶，唔贏嘅呢亦有一隻。
+
+18
+00:01:21,457 --> 00:01:23,221
+將元寶擠喺枱面啦。
+
+19
+00:01:24,507 --> 00:01:33,363
+噉一盤十九隻大元寶，放喺酒席前便，燭光映照，銀光啊襯以紅綢就更加燦爛嘞。
+
+20
+00:01:34,051 --> 00:01:43,058
+康親王笑住話：敝處，仍然由呢位齊元凱師傅出手，平西王府唔知係邊位師傅落場呢？
+
+21
+00:01:43,658 --> 00:01:48,546
+大家都係興高采烈，睇住吳應熊手下嗰十六名隨從。
+
+22
+00:01:49,253 --> 00:01:57,792
+大家都知道啊，雖然係武師一對一嘅比武，實質上呢係康親王同平西王兩處王府嘅賭賽。
+
+23
+00:01:58,095 --> 00:02:07,632
+呢個瘦佬齊元凱啱先露咗呢手功夫，佢嘅武功確係使得，恐怕雲南啲武士，未必有人敵得過佢啊。
+
+24
+00:02:08,418 --> 00:02:11,106
+吳應熊仲係沉沉吟吟未回答。
+
+25
+00:02:11,998 --> 00:02:17,435
+佢手下十六個人當中，有個人企出嚟，向康親王躬身話：
+
+26
+00:02:18,114 --> 00:02:24,888
+啓稟王爺，小人們武藝低微，決唔係王爺府上呢啲師傅嘅對手。
+
+27
+00:02:25,694 --> 00:02:30,097
+我哋跟埋世子嚟北京，只係服侍世子嘅起居飲食。
+
+28
+00:02:30,779 --> 00:02:36,127
+平西王吩咐過，決不可得罪京城啲王爺大臣嘅侍從。
+
+29
+00:02:36,651 --> 00:02:40,515
+呢啲係平西王嘅將令，小人們決不敢違犯。
+
+30
+00:02:41,379 --> 00:02:46,188
+康親王就笑住話：平西王真係小心謹慎到極喇。
+
+31
+00:02:46,770 --> 00:02:50,609
+今日只係演一演武藝啫又唔係打交鬧事。
+
+32
+00:02:51,331 --> 00:02:55,619
+如果你哋王爺問起，就話係我一定要你哋出手嘅就係喇。
+
+33
+00:02:56,591 --> 00:03:01,515
+嗰個人又躬身話：王爺恕罪，小人不敢奉命。
+
+34
+00:03:02,120 --> 00:03:04,316
+康親王個心有啲嬲嘞佢諗：
+
+35
+00:03:05,250 --> 00:03:11,105
+你嘅心裏便就只有平西王，唔將我康親王放在眼內，哼！
+
+36
+00:03:12,084 --> 00:03:14,781
+至怕就係皇上下旨你亦唔聽。
+
+37
+00:03:15,367 --> 00:03:21,225
+佢話：唔通人哋用拳頭打喺你哋嘅身上，你哋亦唔還手咩？
+
+38
+00:03:22,134 --> 00:03:30,846
+嗰個人話：小人喺雲南時時聽人講，天子腳下文武百官、軍民人等，個個都好講道理。
+
+39
+00:03:31,292 --> 00:03:42,245
+我哋係遠地邊疆嘅鄉下人，嚟到京城萬事退讓，講乜嘢都唔敢得罪人哋嘅，睇，嚟人哋無𪐀𪐀亦唔會打我哋嘅。
+
+40
+00:03:43,180 --> 00:03:48,142
+呢個人身材魁梧，神情精幹，言辭又鋒利。
+
+41
+00:03:48,623 --> 00:03:55,457
+噉呢幾句説話一講，如果康親王一定要叫手下武師挑釁呢，似乎係唔講道理嘞。
+
+42
+00:03:56,150 --> 00:04:06,145
+康親王越加嬲嘞，佢話：神照上人、齊師傅，佢哋雲南嚟嘅朋友硬係唔肯賞面噃我哋冇法子喇。
+
+43
+00:04:06,950 --> 00:04:10,608
+神照上人哈哈一笑，企起身嚟佢話：
+
+44
+00:04:10,883 --> 00:04:16,445
+王爺，呢位雲南朋友，只不過係怕輸，怕失咗面子啫。
+
+45
+00:04:17,090 --> 00:04:22,392
+唔通人哋真係打到佢哋要害上便，佢哋亦唔還手招架咩？
+
+46
+00:04:23,203 --> 00:04:27,870
+講完身形一晃，已經企喺嗰個人嘅身邊，笑住話：
+
+47
+00:04:28,661 --> 00:04:38,525
+貧僧掌上嘅力只係平平而已唧，但比起嗰位想走又唔敢走嘅姓郎嘅朋友，講唔定仲強啲啲。
+
+48
+00:04:38,859 --> 00:04:44,712
+王爺，貧僧整壞你廳上便一塊磚頭，王爺唔會見怪吧？
+
+49
+00:04:45,755 --> 00:04:56,317
+康親王知道眾武師當中以神照嘅武功最高，內外功都達到上乘，聽佢噉樣講，梗係要顯功夫喇，佢話：
+
+50
+00:04:56,877 --> 00:05:01,934
+上人隨便啦，就算整壞一百塊磚頭，亦係小事啫。
+
+51
+00:05:02,766 --> 00:05:11,468
+神照一矮身，左掌輕輕喺地下一拍，扚起手嚟嘅時候，掌上便已經黐住一大塊青磚。
+
+52
+00:05:12,480 --> 00:05:19,040
+呢塊青磚一尺五寸見方，雖然唔係點重啊，不過緊緊噉嵌喺地下。
+
+53
+00:05:19,618 --> 00:05:26,939
+將青磚喺地下吸起，平平噉貼喺掌上便，竟然唔跌落嚟，掌力啊極之使得喇。
+
+54
+00:05:27,499 --> 00:05:32,184
+韋小寶大叫一聲，好嘢噉，噉啊眾人一齊拍掌。
+
+55
+00:05:33,029 --> 00:05:40,064
+神照微微一笑，左掌一提，噉啊掌上吸力散咗去嘞，嗰件青磚呢跌落嚟嘞噃。
+
+56
+00:05:40,729 --> 00:05:53,948
+等落到胸口嘅時候，佢兩隻手自外向內一合，雙掌一拍，啱啱拍喺青磚嘅邊緣，啪一聲，一件大青磚啊就怕到粉碎，跌晒落地。
+
+57
+00:05:55,108 --> 00:05:57,480
+眾人又試大聲喝彩啦。
+
+58
+00:05:57,987 --> 00:06:03,489
+大家都睇出嚟嘞，青磚嘅邊緣，只不過係四五寸嘅地方受到掌擊。
+
+59
+00:06:03,849 --> 00:06:10,797
+但係掌力分散嘞，竟然將成嚿青磚都震碎，最大嘅碎塊不過係一二寸見方。
+
+60
+00:06:11,091 --> 00:06:14,450
+內力嘅強勁法呀實在非同小可啊。
+
+61
+00:06:15,726 --> 00:06:19,883
+神照行到去吳應熊嗰個隨從身邊，合十行禮話：
+
+62
+00:06:20,714 --> 00:06:22,880
+尊駕高姓大名啊？
+
+63
+00:06:23,918 --> 00:06:29,373
+嗰個人話：大師掌力驚人，真係令小人大開眼界。
+
+64
+00:06:29,906 --> 00:06:33,592
+小人邊鄙野人，乃係無名小卒唧。
+
+65
+00:06:34,760 --> 00:06:39,207
+神照笑住話：邊鄙野人就冇姓名嘅咩？
+
+66
+00:06:40,184 --> 00:06:46,984
+嗰個人雙眉一豎，面上閃過一層憤怒個神色，但係即刻就若無其事噉話：
+
+67
+00:06:47,647 --> 00:06:54,706
+山野匹夫就算係有名，亦不過係阿貓阿狗之類，大師知道咗亦係冇用㗎。
+
+68
+00:06:56,006 --> 00:06:59,093
+閣下涵養功夫真係好啊。
+
+69
+00:06:59,658 --> 00:07:06,130
+康親王今日大宴賓客，高朋滿座，係北京城中罕有嘅盛會。
+
+70
+00:07:06,681 --> 00:07:13,219
+王爺有命令要我哋獻醜，嚟到博王爺、世子，以及眾位賓客一笑。
+
+71
+00:07:13,681 --> 00:07:21,464
+尊駕梗係唔肯賜教，大掃王爺同眾位大人嘅興致，豈不是太過自重身價嘞咩？
+
+72
+00:07:22,714 --> 00:07:29,277
+在下只學過幾年鄉下佬嘅功夫，點係滄州鐵佛寺神照上人嘅對手呢？
+
+73
+00:07:29,851 --> 00:07:36,053
+大師一定要比試，在下算係輸嘞，大師去領嗰兩隻大元寶就係啦。
+
+74
+00:07:36,542 --> 00:07:38,580
+講完，轉身就想走。
+
+75
+00:07:39,144 --> 00:07:49,482
+咪住！貧僧一定想試下尊駕嘅功夫，我雙拳鐘鼓齊鳴，要打尊駕兩便太陽穴，請還手啦！
+
+76
+00:07:50,427 --> 00:07:51,679
+嗰個人擰擰頭。
+
+77
+00:07:52,302 --> 00:08:07,050
+神照大喝一聲，大紅袈裟裏便僧袍嘅衫袖突然間脹大，已經鼓足咗勁風，雙臂外展，然後急向內彎，兩個拳頭就向嗰個人兩便太陽穴撞過去。
+
+78
+00:08:07,959 --> 00:08:17,694
+點知道嗰個人竟然逳都唔逳，手唔抬、腳唔提、頭唔閃、眼唔眨，就好似泥塑木雕一樣啊。
+
+79
+00:08:19,109 --> 00:08:26,710
+神照上人出手個時候，原來只係想逼佢還手啫，完全冇傷害佢性命嘅意思嘅。
+
+80
+00:08:27,203 --> 00:08:33,807
+雙拳就嚟到佢太陽穴嘅時候，仲係見到佢傻咗噉，逳都唔逳，個心一驚：
+
+81
+00:08:34,497 --> 00:08:38,187
+我雙拳擊出，幾乎有千斤嘅力量。
+
+82
+00:08:38,796 --> 00:08:46,339
+平西王世子係康親王嘅貴賓，如果魯魯莽莽打死咗佢嘅隨從，認真唔妥啊。
+
+83
+00:08:47,398 --> 00:08:57,328
+就喺雙拳就快碰到佢肌膚個時候，急忙向上一提，呼噉一聲，喺佢兩便太陽穴擦過去，僧袍拂喺佢面上。
+
+84
+00:08:58,157 --> 00:09:02,238
+嗰個人微微一笑話：大師好拳法啊。
+
+85
+00:09:03,181 --> 00:09:08,126
+廳上啲人都睇到傻晒 ，個心諗此人嘅定力真係大到不得了。
+
+86
+00:09:09,036 --> 00:09:16,598
+如果神照上人呢兩拳唔係中途轉向，而係擊喺佢嘅太陽穴上便，而家邊度仲有命吖？
+
+87
+00:09:17,172 --> 00:09:21,326
+呢個人用自己嘅性命當兒戲，簡直係發神經嘞。
+
+88
+00:09:23,086 --> 00:09:28,063
+噉話説神照拳勁急轉，震到自己雙臂都酸起上嚟。
+
+89
+00:09:29,007 --> 00:09:34,027
+如果就噉返埋位坐落，未免落唔到���啊，噉佢就話：
+
+90
+00:09:34,301 --> 00:09:39,062
+尊駕實係唔畀面定嘞，貧僧冇法子可想，只好得罪。
+
+91
+00:09:39,328 --> 00:09:43,316
+下一拳黑虎偷心，要打尊駕嘅心口。
+
+92
+00:09:44,147 --> 00:09:53,849
+鐘鼓齊鳴、黑虎偷心呢啲招數，本來係最粗淺嘅拳招，平常學過幾個月武功嘅人呢曾經練過嘅。
+
+93
+00:09:54,378 --> 00:09:59,969
+佢又喺發拳之前就叫咗出嚟先，本意只係要以勁力取勝嘅啫。
+
+94
+00:10:00,677 --> 00:10:05,464
+而使用最粗淺嘅功夫，亦有睇唔起對手嘅意思。
+
+95
+00:10:06,574 --> 00:10:09,046
+嗰個人微微一笑，並唔回答。
+
+96
+00:10:09,988 --> 00:10:12,076
+神照個心嬲喇佢諗：
+
+97
+00:10:12,807 --> 00:10:20,940
+我呢一拳將你打成內傷，叫你三四日之後先至死，噉就唔算唔畀面過平西王喇。
+
+98
+00:10:21,947 --> 00:10:28,945
+佢坐低馬步，大聲一喝，右拳呼一聲打出去，啪一聲，打中心口。
+
+99
+00:10:29,706 --> 00:10:36,154
+嗰個人身體一晃，褪咗一步佢笑住話：大師贏嘞，我已經褪咗一步。
+
+100
+00:10:37,211 --> 00:10:45,559
+神照呢一拳雖然冇用到全力，不過亦係勁道好厲害嘅，誰知呢個人直情好似唔覺噉。
+
+101
+00:10:46,626 --> 00:10:51,621
+呢兩句説話講起嚟輕描淡寫，顯然完全冇受傷。
+
+102
+00:10:52,119 --> 00:10:58,161
+啲文官就唔明白其中道理吖，但係學武個人呢個個都知道佢有心讓人。
+
+103
+00:10:58,698 --> 00:11:03,386
+韋小寶就不文不武，亦都喺似懂非懂之間啦。
+
+104
+00:11:04,300 --> 00:11:09,730
+神照一向啊自負喺武林之中頗有聲望，點肯就噉啊算贏啊？
+
+105
+00:11:10,640 --> 00:11:15,758
+佢塊面湧起一層黑氣佢話：噉啊再捱我一拳啦！
+
+106
+00:11:16,350 --> 00:11:19,443
+呼一拳，仍然向佢心口擊過去。
+
+107
+00:11:20,187 --> 00:11:26,522
+呢一次用到七成勁力，縱然將佢打到口噴鮮血啊，亦都係佢自討苦吃唧。
+
+108
+00:11:27,463 --> 00:11:39,742
+神照呢一拳上下到嗰個人嘅衣襟，嗰個人嘅胸部突然間一縮，個身向後飄咗半丈遠，似乎係畀拳力震出去，其實係趁勢避開佢嘅拳勁啊。
+
+109
+00:11:40,550 --> 00:11:49,113
+神照呢一拳又打空咗，越發嬲喇，衝上兩步，大喝一聲右腿飛起，向佢小腹猛踢過去。
+
+110
+00:11:49,758 --> 00:11:51,410
+嗰個人叫話：哎吖！
+
+111
+00:11:52,028 --> 00:11:56,950
+睇住呢一腳非踢中不可，眾人不約而同企起身嚟睇嘞噃。
+
+112
+00:11:57,834 --> 00:12:02,325
+只見嗰個人呢身體向後彎，雙腳好似釘喺地下一樣；
+
+113
+00:12:02,872 --> 00:12:13,439
+個身呢，喺膝頭哥屈後，由大腿以至頭殼，大半個身體啊，就好似一條大木頭凌空搭喺處，離地尺幾高。
+
+114
+00:12:13,680 --> 00:12:19,400
+噉神照呢一腿踢咗個空，喺佢雙腿之上幾寸嘅地方凌空踢過咗。
+
+115
+00:12:20,062 --> 00:12:27,828
+神照一不做二不休喇，鴛鴦連環，左腿烏龍掃地，掠地橫掃，踢佢雙腿脛骨。
+
+116
+00:12:28,428 --> 00:12:36,691
+嗰個人姿勢唔變，仍然係擺住嗰個鐵板橋姿勢，雙腳一𨅝，全身向上移高咗一尺。
+
+117
+00:12:36,922 --> 00:12:40,200
+噉神照嘅左腿喺佢嘅腳底下便掃過咗。
+
+118
+00:12:41,036 --> 00:12:44,900
+嗰個人落翻嚟喇，但係個身呢，仍然冇企翻直。
+
+119
+00:12:45,553 --> 00:12:48,639
+廳上面眾人彩聲如雷啊。
+
+120
+00:12:49,363 --> 00:12:58,923
+神照到咗噉嘅地步，已經知道自己功夫同佢差成好大一橛，對方如果還手啊，自己勢必輸得一塌糊塗啊。
+
+121
+00:12:59,541 --> 00:13:04,227
+只有合十行禮話：好功夫啊，佩服，佩服！
+
+122
+00:13:05,132 --> 00:13:07,948
+嗰個人企翻直個身，躬身還禮佢話：
+
+123
+00:13:08,356 --> 00:13:13,621
+大師拳腳勁道厲害到極，在下唔敢招架只有閃避唧。
+
+124
+00:13:14,132 --> 00:13:18,205
+康親王話：兩個人嘅武功都係極之高㗎喇。
+
+125
+00:13:18,648 --> 00:13:24,703
+世子殿下，尊價好客氣啊，一定唔肯還手，噉比武係比唔成咯。
+
+126
+00:13:25,534 --> 00:13:27,980
+兩個人都領兩隻大元寶去。
+
+127
+00:13:28,695 --> 00:13:31,669
+嗰個人躬身話：無功不受祿。
+
+128
+00:13:32,544 --> 00:13:37,310
+神照見到佢唔肯去搦元寶，自己呢亦唔便上前去領。
+
+129
+00:13:38,046 --> 00:13:41,819
+康親王擰轉頭向侍從話：同兩位送過去。
+
+130
+00:13:42,282 --> 00:13:46,379
+嗰個人噉先至多謝咗賞銀，神照呢亦收咗嘞。
+
+131
+00:13:47,622 --> 00:13:54,704
+康親王明知先頭呢一場雖然唔係正式比武，其實自己呢一方面呢已經輸咗咯。
+
+132
+00:13:55,237 --> 00:14:03,941
+所以佢亦賞兩錠大銀畀神照啊，不過一來同佢遮醜，二來呢亦為自己方面掩飾，表示不分勝敗。
+
+133
+00:14:04,528 --> 00:14:08,646
+佢心有不甘啊，���睇得唔夠過癮，個心諗：
+
+134
+00:14:09,510 --> 00:14:17,456
+呢個高佬嘅功夫固之然係唔錯，但係吳應熊帶嚟其餘嘅隨從，一定唔及佢嘅。
+
+135
+00:14:17,785 --> 00:14:27,549
+我手下班武師卻係各有驚人嘅絕藝，淨係齊元凱嘅功夫，比起神照和尚恐怕就只有高唔會低嘞。
+
+136
+00:14:28,082 --> 00:14:37,611
+佢本來稱呼神照做上人嘅，啱先一顯武功之後，個心就對佢打咗折扣，上人啊當堂變成咗和尚。
+
+137
+00:14:38,266 --> 00:14:46,149
+佢大聲話：啱先比武冇比成，未免有啲，有啲啊吓，美中不足喇。
+
+138
+00:14:47,656 --> 00:14:56,065
+請你搵十五位武師，大家攞起兵刃，十六個對十六個，同平西王世子帶嚟嗰十六位隨從過下招。
+
+139
+00:14:56,421 --> 00:14:59,134
+小王爺，你吩咐佢哋亮兵刃啦。
+
+140
+00:14:59,681 --> 00:15:04,976
+吳應熊話：嚟到王爺府上作客，點敢攜帶兵刃啊？
+
+141
+00:15:05,394 --> 00:15:16,273
+康親王就笑住話：啊，世子太客氣嘞，令尊同小王都係武將，一生都喺刀槍劍戟之間過日子嘅，唔使搞咁多婆婆媽媽嘅忌諱。
+
+142
+00:15:16,886 --> 00:15:22,397
+嚟啊，將十八般武器都搦幾件嚟，等平西王府嘅高手挑選。
+
+143
+00:15:23,682 --> 00:15:31,451
+康親王本來係戰將，由關外一直打到嚟中原，府中嘅兵刃一應俱全。
+
+144
+00:15:31,997 --> 00:15:40,422
+就噉嗌一聲唧，啲侍從即刻就搬咗一大堆兵器出嚟，長長短短，都放喺嗰十六名侍從嘅面前。
+
+145
+00:15:41,773 --> 00:15:45,707
+齊元凱請咗十四名武師，要神照率領。
+
+146
+00:15:46,524 --> 00:15:50,931
+神照又要攞翻面子啊，只係客氣咗幾句就唔再推辭嘞。
+
+147
+00:15:51,224 --> 00:15:56,051
+個心諗：點都要斬傷幾個南蠻，出翻啖氣至得。
+
+148
+00:15:57,075 --> 00:16:03,342
+咩平西王世子係客，需要顧全佢嘅面子等等，早就冚𠾴唥置之腦後啊。
+
+149
+00:16:03,849 --> 00:16:09,471
+呢陣時神照、齊元凱等人嘅兵刃，亦已經由手下搦到嚟廳嘞。
+
+150
+00:16:09,978 --> 00:16:15,358
+神照雙手揸住兩把青鋼戒刀，向康親王一直合十行禮。
+
+151
+00:16:16,038 --> 00:16:20,047
+康親王等呢就微微欠身，岌頭還禮。
+
+152
+00:16:20,944 --> 00:16:23,132
+韋小寶個心好得意啊：
+
+153
+00:16:23,714 --> 00:16:33,118
+佢阿爺吖，呢啲人啊個個都武藝高強，係江湖上大有來頭嘅人物，都要向老子行禮。
+
+154
+00:16:33,172 --> 00:16:40,519
+嚱，老子大模大樣坐喺處，岌一岌頭唧就就算了事喇，威風過佢哋十倍啦。
+
+155
+00:16:41,504 --> 00:16:46,728
+神照擰轉身，大聲話：雲南嚟嘅朋友，挑兵刃喇。
+
+156
+00:16:47,831 --> 00:16:50,047
+先頭接過佢五招嗰個高佬話：
+
+157
+00:16:50,834 --> 00:16:55,776
+我哋奉咗平西王將令，喺北京城內，決唔同人哋逳手嘅。
+
+158
+00:16:56,309 --> 00:17:01,391
+神照話：人哋鋼刀斬到頭殼喇，唔通都唔還手咯噃？
+
+159
+00:17:01,897 --> 00:17:09,046
+人哋要斬你嘅人頭啊，你哋只係伸長條頸呢，定係將頭殼縮翻入去條頸處啊？
+
+160
+00:17:09,464 --> 00:17:13,812
+呢句説話一出口，平西王府個眾隨從都嬲嘞。
+
+161
+00:17:14,430 --> 00:17:18,833
+話佢哋將頭殼縮入條頸處，梗係鬧佢哋係烏龜啦。
+
+162
+00:17:19,637 --> 00:17:22,915
+但係嗰個為首嘅高佬，仲係平平淡淡噉話：
+
+163
+00:17:23,467 --> 00:17:29,447
+平西王軍令如山，我哋犯咗將令返到雲南一樣要斬頭。
+
+164
+00:17:30,131 --> 00:17:33,593
+神照話：好！噉我哋就試下啦。
+
+165
+00:17:34,376 --> 00:17:39,753
+佢擪一擪手，將十五名武師召集喺大廳一角，低聲商議。
+
+166
+00:17:40,630 --> 00:17:47,740
+神照細細聲話：我哋將兵刃一味向佢哋身上要害處打，睇佢哋還唔還手。
+
+167
+00:17:48,621 --> 00:17:53,887
+齊元凱話：真係傷咗人，就唔妥當嘞，我哋只係逼佢還手。
+
+168
+00:17:54,566 --> 00:17:57,425
+另外一個人話：大家手下留神啲啦。
+
+169
+00:17:57,798 --> 00:18:00,330
+神照喝一聲：好，逳手啦！
+
+170
+00:18:00,894 --> 00:18:08,257
+一聲呼嘯舞動戒刀，白光閃閃，搶先向平西王府十六名隨從斬殺過去。
+
+171
+00:18:09,097 --> 00:18:18,640
+噉其餘嗰十五個人呢，有啲使長劍，有啲挺花槍，有啲係揮鋼鞭有啲係舉銅錘，十六般兵器啊紛紛使動。
+
+172
+00:18:19,004 --> 00:18:33,058
+啊嗰十六名隨從啊竟然挺立不動，雙手垂低，手掌平貼大腿外側，眼光呢向前平視，對康王府十六名武師嘅進襲直情好似睇唔見噉。
+
+173
+00:18:33,618 --> 00:18:40,073
+嗰十六名武師眼見對方唔逳，都要喺康親王同眾賓客面前賣弄手段。
+
+174
+00:18:40,531 --> 00:18:49,531
+各人施展兵刃上最熟練巧妙嘅招數，斜劈直刺、橫斬倒打，將十六名隨從圍喺中間。
+
+175
+00:18:50,741 --> 00:18:54,450
+嗰班文官呢不停咁話：因住啊，因住啊。
+
+176
+00:18:55,206 --> 00:19:07,392
+武學之士見到呢啲兵刃每一招都係指向對方要害，就係爭幾寸咁多唧，只要用多啲啲力，當堂啊殺咗對方㗎喇，嘩，個個都心驚啊。
+
+177
+00:19:08,010 --> 00:19:15,140
+嗰十六名隨從啊向前睇，將生死置諸度外，對方如果真係要下手，噉唯有死係啦。
+
+178
+00:19:16,127 --> 00:19:26,521
+神照等人嘅兵刃啊越使越快，噉偶然兵刃互相撞擊，就火花四濺叮叮噹噹咁響，噉一嚟呢就更加危險嘞。
+
+179
+00:19:27,006 --> 00:19:38,857
+佢哋雖然係無意殺傷平西王嘅手下，但係刀槍劍戟互相碰撞，勁力又大，距離又咁近，反彈出嚟打傷咗人就不由自主㗎噃。
+
+180
+00:19:39,035 --> 00:19:48,228
+呢，果然啪一聲，一支鐵鐧同埋另外一個人嘅銅錘相撞捹咗開去，打中一名平西王府隨從嘅膊頭嘞。
+
+181
+00:19:48,900 --> 00:20:02,160
+跟住又有人揮刀斜劈，喺一名隨從右邊塊面幾寸嘅地方掠過，旁邊有把長劍削過嚟，刀劍相交鋼刀回轉就斬喺嗰個隨從面上便，當堂鮮血惦流。
+
+182
+00:20:02,662 --> 00:20:09,419
+噉兩名隨從啊受傷都唔輕嘅，但係呢，佢哋啞都唔啞一聲，仲係企喺處唔逳。
+
+183
+00:20:10,724 --> 00:20:17,900
+康親王知道再搞落去受傷嘅會更多，又見比武比唔成有啲掃興，就嗌話：
+
+184
+00:20:18,371 --> 00:20:21,010
+好武功好武功，大家收手啦。
+
+185
+00:20:21,681 --> 00:20:27,983
+神照一聲大叫，兩把戒刀橫掠出去，將一名隨從嘅帽劈咗落嚟。
+
+186
+00:20:28,547 --> 00:20:34,051
+噉其餘啲人就學樣嘞噃，刀槍劍戟紛紛將眾隨從嘅帽擊落。
+
+187
+00:20:34,575 --> 00:20:39,080
+噉十六個人哈哈大笑收起兵刃，向後便跳翻開嘞。
+
+188
+00:20:40,302 --> 00:20:48,790
+韋小寶見嗰啲隨從之中，果然有七個係光頭嘅，頭上啊亮到發光，不禁拍手大笑佢話：
+
+189
+00:20:49,181 --> 00:20:52,880
+多總管，你眼光真係準喇，果然係一大批光。
+
+190
+00:20:53,819 --> 00:21:00,525
+一句説話冇講完，一擸眼，只見平西王府嗰十六名隨從仍然係企喺處唔逳。
+
+191
+00:21:00,907 --> 00:21:06,063
+但係塊面上呢嬲到極，雙眼裏便啊，好似要噴出火嚟咁滯。
+
+192
+00:21:07,357 --> 00:21:13,396
+韋小寶自細喺市井裏頭撈，自然而然噉，精通光棍之道。
+
+193
+00:21:14,191 --> 00:21:19,869
+覺得神照呢批人啊做事太過唔啱喇，完全冇留面子畀人哋嘅。
+
+194
+00:21:20,724 --> 00:21:32,207
+市井嘅流氓無賴儘管係偷呃拐騙，咩嘢唔要面嘅事都做啊，但係同人哋競爭呢，總係留翻三分餘地嘅，噉大江南北，到處都係噉㗎喇。
+
+195
+00:21:32,978 --> 00:21:44,313
+妓院裏便遇到痴迷嘅嫖客，將帶嚟嘅成萬兩銀啊，喺老舉身上散清光，龜婆仲係畀翻幾十兩銀佢做旅費，免致佢流落異鄉。
+
+196
+00:21:44,949 --> 00:21:50,699
+當然，噉亦唔係嗰啲流氓無賴良心真係好啊，而係免得事情搞大唧。
+
+197
+00:21:51,427 --> 00:22:00,543
+韋小寶同人哋賭錢，出老千呃晒對方嘅錢嘞，如果贏佢一兩，收尾呢，就畀佢贏翻一二錢銀；
+
+198
+00:22:01,378 --> 00:22:06,280
+如果贏咗一百文錢呢，最後呢總係讓佢翻本贏翻一二十文錢嘅。
+
+199
+00:22:06,734 --> 00:22:14,273
+一來呢，以便下次仲有生意；二來使對方唔會起疑心，又免致佢老羞成怒嚟打交。
+
+200
+00:22:14,944 --> 00:22:19,720
+而家佢見到平西王府眾隨從嘅神情，個心好過意唔去啊。
+
+201
+00:22:20,320 --> 00:22:26,562
+就即刻離席行到眾人身前，執起嗰個高佬頂帽佢話：老兄真係使得嘞。
+
+202
+00:22:27,180 --> 00:22:29,869
+雙手捧住頂帽，幫佢帶喺頭殼。
+
+203
+00:22:30,517 --> 00:22:32,940
+嗰個人躬身話：多謝。
+
+204
+00:22:33,540 --> 00:22:38,001
+嗱各位，欲知後事如何，且聽下回分解。

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+1
+00:00:01,382 --> 00:00:04,890
+前文再續啊書接上一回啊。
+
+2
+00:00:06,012 --> 00:00:10,496
+話説韋小寶幫個高佬執翻起頂帽，同佢帶翻。
+
+3
+00:00:11,384 --> 00:00:14,987
+又將十五頂帽啊一頂頂執起，佢笑住話：
+
+4
+00:00:15,342 --> 00:00:18,822
+唉佢哋噉樣做，豈不是得罪咗朋友嘞咩？
+
+5
+00:00:19,664 --> 00:00:25,448
+佢都分唔清楚邊頂帽係邊個嘅，噉捧住喺手，等各人攞嚟自己帶翻。
+
+6
+00:00:27,063 --> 00:00:34,509
+呢啲隨從睇住韋小寶坐喺本府世子身邊，係康親王呢次宴請嘅大貴客。
+
+7
+00:00:35,448 --> 00:00:40,255
+雖然係年紀細細啊，但係席上人人對佢十分恭敬。
+
+8
+00:00:41,064 --> 00:00:45,394
+先前已經聽人講起喇，係擒殺鰲拜嘅桂公公。
+
+9
+00:00:46,106 --> 00:00:51,587
+見佢同自己執帽唄，連忙請安行禮一味話：不敢當，不敢當。
+
+10
+00:00:53,246 --> 00:01:00,504
+韋小寶對平西王府嘅人本來就毫無好感嘅，本來係望吳三桂手下撞個大板。
+
+11
+00:01:01,705 --> 00:01:08,681
+但係神照等人一再進逼，呢啲人呢始終容忍，就激發咗佢鋤強扶弱個心嘞。
+
+12
+00:01:09,636 --> 00:01:15,384
+見到佢哋感激自己咁真誠，個心裏便高興，轉頭向康親王話：
+
+13
+00:01:15,940 --> 00:01:18,511
+王爺，問你借幾兩銀使下。
+
+14
+00:01:19,209 --> 00:01:24,160
+康親王笑住話：桂兄弟即管攞去使啦，五萬兩銀夠唔夠啊？
+
+15
+00:01:24,893 --> 00:01:26,630
+邊使得咁多吖？
+
+16
+00:01:27,257 --> 00:01:33,676
+韋小寶同王府一名侍從話：快啲去買十六頂最好個帽返嚟，越快越好吓。
+
+17
+00:01:34,703 --> 00:01:36,254
+嗰個侍從應咗就去嘞。
+
+18
+00:01:37,180 --> 00:01:42,880
+吳應熊拱手話：桂公公愛屋及烏，在下感激不盡啊。
+
+19
+00:01:43,666 --> 00:01:51,783
+韋小寶拱手還禮，個心諗：咩嘢愛屋及烏吖？及咩嘢烏啊？及你呢隻小烏龜啊？
+
+20
+00:01:52,585 --> 00:02:03,549
+康親王見到神照等人，削落平西王府嗰班隨從頂帽，佢心裏便呢亦早就覺得未免過分，怕得罪咗吳應熊。
+
+21
+00:02:04,556 --> 00:02:07,710
+但係如果出口道歉，又覺得唔妥當啊。
+
+22
+00:02:08,346 --> 00:02:15,729
+韋小寶噉樣一嚟，好得佢個心啊佢話：人嚟啊，吳世子嘅手下，每人賞五十兩銀。
+
+23
+00:02:16,424 --> 00:02:22,451
+佢又諗：淨係賞對方，豈不是令我手下嘅眾武師失咗面子？
+
+24
+00:02:23,118 --> 00:02:28,130
+於是佢又話：我哋府嗰十六位武師，每人亦係五十兩銀喇。
+
+25
+00:02:28,775 --> 00:02:32,010
+當堂大廳之上一片歡呼聲。
+
+26
+00:02:32,950 --> 00:02:36,821
+索額圖企起身，同席上眾人都斟咗酒佢話：
+
+27
+00:02:37,309 --> 00:02:43,864
+小王爺，令尊用兵如神，今日一見果然名不虛傳啊。
+
+28
+00:02:44,477 --> 00:02:51,464
+令尊軍令森嚴，部屬人人效死，無怪戰無不勝，攻無不克。
+
+29
+00:02:51,571 --> 00:02:55,419
+哈哈哈，嚟嚟嚟，大家遙敬平西王一杯。
+
+30
+00:02:56,337 --> 00:02:58,969
+吳應熊連忙企起身，舉杯話：
+
+31
+00:02:59,524 --> 00:03:03,513
+晚生謹代表家嚴飲酒，多謝各位厚意啊。
+
+32
+00:03:04,037 --> 00:03:05,796
+噉眾人都舉杯飲勝嘞。
+
+33
+00:03:06,529 --> 00:03:07,550
+吳應熊又話：
+
+34
+00:03:08,278 --> 00:03:18,696
+家嚴鎮守南疆，邊陲平靜，都係托賴聖上洪福，再，再加朝中王公大臣措置得宜，指導有方。
+
+35
+00:03:19,025 --> 00:03:26,446
+家嚴只係盡忠為皇上效力，秉承朝中各位王公大臣嘅訓示，唔敢偷懶而已啫。
+
+36
+00:03:26,526 --> 00:03:28,733
+實在唔敢話有咩嘢功勞嘅。
+
+37
+00:03:30,153 --> 00:03:38,062
+酒過數巡，王府侍從已經將十六頂帽賣返嚟嘞，噉雙手捧住，送到韋小寶面前。
+
+38
+00:03:39,255 --> 00:03:40,952
+韋小寶向康親王話：
+
+39
+00:03:41,499 --> 00:03:48,410
+王爺，你府裏便嘅師傅失手打落咗人哋嘅帽，你應該賠翻頂新帽畀人哋啩？
+
+40
+00:03:49,046 --> 00:03:53,860
+康親王笑住話：應該，應該！仲係桂兄弟想得周到啊。
+
+41
+00:03:54,587 --> 00:03:57,684
+吩咐侍從將啲帽送畀吳應熊嘅隨從。
+
+42
+00:03:58,527 --> 00:04:03,821
+噉眾隨從接過咗，躬身話：謝王爺，謝桂公公。
+
+43
+00:04:04,818 --> 00:04:09,444
+然後將頂帽褶好放喺懷內，頭上仍然係戴住舊帽。
+
+44
+00:04:10,486 --> 00:04:17,842
+康親王同索額圖對望咗一眼，知道呢啲人呢唔換新帽乃係尊重吳應熊嘅意思。
+
+45
+00:04:19,184 --> 00:04:23,078
+又飲咗一陣，王府戲班啊出嚟獻技嘞。
+
+46
+00:04:24,063 --> 00:04:34,994
+康親王要吳應熊點戲，吳應熊啊點咗齣滿堂笏，呢出係郭子儀做壽，七子八婿賀壽嘅熱鬧戲。
+
+47
+00:04:35,767 --> 00:04:40,738
+郭子儀大富大貴又長壽，君臣啊十分相得。
+
+48
+00:04:41,668 --> 00:04:50,950
+吳應熊點呢齣戲啊，又可以話係祝賀康親王，亦都係為佢父親吳三桂自己講説話，都幾得體嘅。
+
+49
+00:04:52,247 --> 00:04:58,326
+康親王等佢點完喇，噉啊將戲牌遞畀韋小寶佢話：韋兄弟，你都點齣啦。
+
+50
+00:04:59,366 --> 00:05:03,179
+戲牌上邊啲字韋小寶啊一個都唔識，佢就話喇：
+
+51
+00:05:03,606 --> 00:05:09,758
+我就唔會點喇，王爺，你代我點一齣啦，誒要打得好睇嘅武打戲就得喇。
+
+52
+00:05:10,429 --> 00:05:21,123
+康親王話：小兄弟鐘意睇武打戲係嘛？嗯，我哋點一齣少年英雄打敗大人嘅戲，就好似小兄弟捉住鰲拜一樣。
+
+53
+00:05:21,345 --> 00:05:28,937
+冇錯喇，點齣白水灘啦，小英雄十一郎，打得青面虎落花流水，好唔好啊？哈哈哈哈。
+
+54
+00:05:30,046 --> 00:05:34,911
+滿床笏同埋白水灘演完嘞，第三齣係遊園驚夢。
+
+55
+00:05:35,639 --> 00:05:44,431
+兩個旦角咿咿呀呀一味唱到唔停，韋小寶聽得不知所云，唔耐煩嘞，就離席行開。
+
+56
+00:05:45,246 --> 00:05:51,643
+見到邊廳有幾張枱已經有人喺度賭錢，有啲係賭牌九有啲係擲骰仔。
+
+57
+00:05:52,447 --> 00:05:59,831
+喺骰仔枱上面做莊嘅呢係一名軍官，係康親王嘅部屬，面前呢，已經贏咗一大堆銀嘞。
+
+58
+00:06:00,815 --> 00:06:05,609
+佢見韋小寶走埋嚟就笑住話：桂公公，你都嚟玩幾手啊？
+
+59
+00:06:06,112 --> 00:06:07,821
+韋小寶笑住話：好啊。
+
+60
+00:06:08,512 --> 00:06:12,602
+一擸眼，見到吳應熊手下嗰個高佬企喺一便。
+
+61
+00:06:13,371 --> 00:06:17,168
+佢對呢個人呢幾有好感嘅，就同佢擪一擪手。
+
+62
+00:06:17,750 --> 00:06:21,604
+嗰個人搶前一步佢話：桂公公有咩吩咐呢？
+
+63
+00:06:22,373 --> 00:06:28,758
+韋小寶話：賭台之上無父子你唔使客氣㗎，老哥貴姓啊？大號點樣稱呼呢？
+
+64
+00:06:30,013 --> 00:06:38,126
+先頭神照問佢佢唔肯答覆，但係韋小寶喺咁多賓客面前畀足面佢哋，問得又客氣，佢就話：
+
+65
+00:06:38,598 --> 00:06:41,408
+小人姓楊，叫做楊溢之啊。
+
+66
+00:06:41,977 --> 00:06:48,199
+韋小寶都唔知溢之兩個字係咩意思，噉隨口就話：吖，好名，好名。
+
+67
+00:06:48,545 --> 00:06:57,133
+楊家英雄最多喇，楊老令公啦、楊六郎啦、楊宗保啦、楊文廣啦，楊家將啊個個係英雄好漢。
+
+68
+00:06:57,489 --> 00:07:00,280
+楊大哥，我哋夾份嚟賭一場呢。
+
+69
+00:07:01,336 --> 00:07:08,829
+楊溢之聽佢稱讚楊家祖宗個心好歡喜，就微微笑話：小人唔係點識賭㗎。
+
+70
+00:07:09,345 --> 00:07:13,014
+怕咩啫？我嚟教你，你嗰兩隻元寶呢？攞出嚟啦。
+
+71
+00:07:13,973 --> 00:07:17,868
+楊溢之就將康親王所賞賜嗰兩隻元寶攞出嚟。
+
+72
+00:07:18,654 --> 00:07:23,382
+韋小寶喺袋裏便扲出一張銀票，喺枱面一放，佢話：
+
+73
+00:07:23,995 --> 00:07:26,497
+我同呢位楊兄夾份，押一百兩。
+
+74
+00:07:26,843 --> 00:07:29,614
+噉莊家話：好，越多越好。
+
+75
+00:07:30,642 --> 00:07:34,280
+佢哋賭嘅係兩粒骰仔，一擲定輸贏。
+
+76
+00:07:35,030 --> 00:07:41,223
+莊家骰仔一擲，夾成一張和牌，韋小寶呢擲咗個七點，咪輸咗一百兩。
+
+77
+00:07:42,184 --> 00:07:46,150
+韋小寶話：再押一百兩。呢一次呢佢贏喇。
+
+78
+00:07:47,490 --> 00:07:51,610
+等咗十六七手之後，來來去去又冇咩輸贏。
+
+79
+00:07:52,403 --> 00:08:02,405
+韋小寶焦躁起嚟嘞佢諗：我輸幾百兩銀就唔緊要啊，連累到呢位姓楊嘅輸咗嗰兩隻元寶噉啊對唔住人哋喇。
+
+80
+00:08:02,929 --> 00:08:09,843
+一手擲出一個六點，噉啊已經輸咗九成㗎啦，吖，估唔到莊家擲咗個五點喎。
+
+81
+00:08:10,304 --> 00:08:14,676
+韋小寶哈哈大笑，噉以後呢又連氣贏咗幾鋪。
+
+82
+00:08:15,147 --> 00:08:19,312
+一百兩變咗二百兩，二百兩就變成四百兩。
+
+83
+00:08:20,192 --> 00:08:24,610
+做莊嗰個軍官笑住話：桂公公吖真係好手氣啊。
+
+84
+00:08:25,183 --> 00:08:29,280
+韋小寶話：你話我好手氣係嘛？我哋再試兩手啦。
+
+85
+00:08:30,187 --> 00:08:36,024
+噉啊將四百兩銀向前一推，一手骰仔擲落嚟，出嚟一隻四六。
+
+86
+00:08:36,647 --> 00:08:39,800
+莊家擲咗個長三，啊莊家又輸嘞。
+
+87
+00:08:40,556 --> 00:08:44,531
+韋小寶擰轉頭話：楊大哥，我哋仲賭唔賭啊？
+
+88
+00:08:45,225 --> 00:08:48,267
+楊溢之話：桂公公揸主意啦。
+
+89
+00:08:49,374 --> 00:08:57,402
+韋小寶將原來嗰四百兩銀，再加埋贏咗嗰四百兩，總共係八百兩銀，向前一推，佢笑住話：
+
+90
+00:08:57,975 --> 00:09:01,429
+索性賭得爽快啲。喝一聲：贏佢！
+
+91
+00:09:02,458 --> 00:09:11,417
+骰子一擲落去，猛咁轉，過咗一陣，一粒骰仔已經轉成六點，另外一粒呢，仲係���停咁轉。
+
+92
+00:09:12,187 --> 00:09:18,918
+韋小寶隻手呢使咗暗勁，要呢粒骰仔呢亦成為六點，噉啊成為一張天牌。
+
+93
+00:09:19,758 --> 00:09:25,341
+但係骰仔唔係自己帶嚟㗎喎，佢擲骰嘅本事呢到底冇練到爐火純青。
+
+94
+00:09:25,968 --> 00:09:31,164
+呢粒骰仔轉定咗落嚟，係兩點，噉八點係輸多贏少㗎喇。
+
+95
+00:09:31,873 --> 00:09:36,729
+韋小寶大聲咁鬧啊：衰鬼你個臭骰仔，咁唔幫忙。
+
+96
+00:09:37,582 --> 00:09:42,751
+莊家哈哈大笑佢話：桂公公，呢次呢怕要食你喇。
+
+97
+00:09:43,151 --> 00:09:48,577
+一手擲落去，一粒骰仔係五點，另外一粒呢，猛咁轉。
+
+98
+00:09:49,336 --> 00:09:52,673
+韋小寶就喝喇：二，二，二！
+
+99
+00:09:53,745 --> 00:09:57,876
+呢一粒骰仔啊，擲出嚟如果係一點，噉就幺五；
+
+100
+00:09:58,422 --> 00:10:02,461
+三點呢，就夾成為八點，就八食八莊家贏；
+
+101
+00:10:03,038 --> 00:10:05,081
+四點呢，就成為九點；
+
+102
+00:10:05,374 --> 00:10:07,195
+五點呢係隻梅花；
+
+103
+00:10:07,400 --> 00:10:10,688
+六點呢係隻牛頭，都大過佢八點嘅。
+
+104
+00:10:11,088 --> 00:10:13,799
+唯有擲出個兩點呢，莊家先至輸嘅啫。
+
+105
+00:10:14,901 --> 00:10:21,363
+韋小寶啊不停咁喝，啊真係有咁啱得咁巧噃，嗰粒骰一停，真係兩點。
+
+106
+00:10:21,736 --> 00:10:27,431
+韋小寶好歡喜啊笑住話：哈將軍啊，你今日手氣唔係點好噃。
+
+107
+00:10:27,991 --> 00:10:31,357
+個軍官笑住話：唉，霉莊，霉莊啊！
+
+108
+00:10:31,659 --> 00:10:37,365
+桂公公真係當時得令，做咩嘢事都得心應手嘅，梗係賭你唔過啦。
+
+109
+00:10:37,871 --> 00:10:42,832
+噉就賠咗三張二百兩嘅銀票，再加兩隻一百兩嘅元寶。
+
+110
+00:10:44,009 --> 00:10:48,727
+韋小寶啊真係一額汗啊佢話：哎多謝晒，多謝晒。
+
+111
+00:10:49,109 --> 00:10:54,324
+又向楊溢之話：楊大哥，我哋冇本事啊，見好就收喇，唔好賭喇。
+
+112
+00:10:54,848 --> 00:10:56,704
+將八百兩銀啊畀晒佢。
+
+113
+00:10:57,509 --> 00:11:02,416
+楊溢之無𪐀𪐀發咗一筆橫財，個心裏便好歡喜佢話：
+
+114
+00:11:03,028 --> 00:11:06,150
+桂公公，呢位將軍係咩嘢官名啊？
+
+115
+00:11:06,934 --> 00:11:11,181
+韋小寶打個特嘞，低聲話：吖，我冇問過噃。
+
+116
+00:11:11,635 --> 00:11:15,873
+擰轉頭問嗰個軍官：大將軍，你尊姓大名啊？
+
+117
+00:11:16,681 --> 00:11:20,462
+嗰個軍官笑逐顏開企起身嚟恭恭敬敬噉話：
+
+118
+00:11:20,853 --> 00:11:26,099
+小將江百勝，記名總兵，一直喺康親王麾下辦事嘅。
+
+119
+00:11:27,154 --> 00:11:32,643
+江將軍，你打仗呢，就百戰百勝，賭錢就唔係點得噃。
+
+120
+00:11:33,251 --> 00:11:37,475
+小將同第二啲人賭，差唔多亦講得係百戰百勝嘅。
+
+121
+00:11:37,901 --> 00:11:44,929
+只不過強中還有強中手，哈哈哈，今日遇到公公，江百勝變咗江百敗咯。
+
+122
+00:11:45,573 --> 00:11:48,654
+韋小寶哈哈大笑，噉就行開咗。
+
+123
+00:11:49,558 --> 00:11:54,781
+忽然間個心諗：嗰個姓楊嘅點解要問我莊家嘅名呢？
+
+124
+00:11:55,859 --> 00:12:09,737
+佢隔遠睇過江百勝擲骰嘅手法，只見佢揸骰、轉腕、彎指、擲骰，手法極之熟練，乃係江湖上賭錢嘅一等一好手。
+
+125
+00:12:10,092 --> 00:12:15,711
+啱先賭得興起，冇留意到啫，而家啊，當堂恍然大悟啊：
+
+126
+00:12:16,417 --> 00:12:19,383
+原來呢個傢伙係特登輸畀我嘅。
+
+127
+00:12:19,579 --> 00:12:23,322
+唔怪得我連贏五手啦你真係咁好運氣咩我？
+
+128
+00:12:23,828 --> 00:12:29,027
+呢個雲南姓楊嘅亦唔係羊牯，係劏羊嘅。
+
+129
+00:12:29,520 --> 00:12:35,776
+佢又諗嘞：點解連一個素不相識嘅記名總兵亦要故意輸錢畀我呢？
+
+130
+00:12:36,414 --> 00:12:41,885
+噉梗係因為我喺皇上面前有面子，大家盼望我同佢哋講好話啦。
+
+131
+00:12:42,107 --> 00:12:45,631
+就算唔講好話，至少亦唔扠𢰸佢哋檔喇。
+
+132
+00:12:46,480 --> 00:12:53,697
+死得你嘩，佢使一千四百兩銀，就贏得老子嘅歡心嘞，真係便宜死你喇。
+
+133
+00:12:54,697 --> 00:13:04,134
+佢既然知道人哋係故意輸錢畀佢，勝之不武啊，噉就唔再去賭錢嘞，又返翻上席，一面食嘢一便睇戲。
+
+134
+00:13:04,879 --> 00:13:12,623
+呢個時候唱嘅係一齣思凡，一個師姑又做又唱，旁邊啲人呢就不停咁叫好。
+
+135
+00:13:13,320 --> 00:13:17,571
+韋小寶都唔知佢喺度搞乜鬼啊覺得非常氣悶又企起身。
+
+136
+00:13:18,162 --> 00:13:23,217
+康親王就笑住話：小兄弟想玩啲咩啊？唔使客氣啊，即管吩咐啦。
+
+137
+00:13:23,973 --> 00:13:27,240
+韋小寶話：我自己搵嘢玩你唔使客氣喇。
+
+138
+00:13:28,059 --> 00:13:33,574
+睇住廊下啲人賭得十分熱鬧，個心裏便又有啲痕痕哋嘞喎。
+
+139
+00:13:34,041 --> 00:13:38,725
+不過佢諗：嘿，算喇算喇，眼不見為淨，今日係唔賭喇。
+
+140
+00:13:39,899 --> 00:13:45,370
+因為佢上次嚟過康親王府，噉啊依稀記得路，就行去後堂嘞。
+
+141
+00:13:46,596 --> 00:13:53,154
+王府裏便啊到處燈燭輝煌，噉眾人一見到佢就恭恭敬敬垂手而立。
+
+142
+00:13:54,247 --> 00:13:58,214
+韋小寶順腳行，忽然間尿急噉啊想小便。
+
+143
+00:13:58,738 --> 00:14:08,302
+噉佢亦懶得問人廁所喺邊度嘞，見到左手便係一個小花園，噉推開道門，去到黑暗角落頭，拉開條褲啊正話想小便喇。
+
+144
+00:14:08,876 --> 00:14:12,218
+忽然間聽見隔籬花叢有人喺度低聲講説話。
+
+145
+00:14:13,393 --> 00:14:17,704
+有個人講：攞銀嚟先啦，我就帶你去嘞。
+
+146
+00:14:18,434 --> 00:14:23,744
+另外一個人話：你帶我去先啦，搵到嗰件嘢，梗係會畀銀你嘅。
+
+147
+00:14:24,484 --> 00:14:28,843
+先銀後貨，你搦到嘢如果唔畀銀，我去邊度搵你啊？
+
+148
+00:14:29,604 --> 00:14:32,810
+好啦，嗱呢處係一千兩銀，畀一成你先。
+
+149
+00:14:33,690 --> 00:14:40,484
+韋小寶個心一動：一千兩銀不過係一成啊？噉嗰件係咩嘢咁緊要啊？
+
+150
+00:14:40,965 --> 00:14:43,879
+即刻就忍住小便，打側嘅耳仔嚟聽嘞喎。
+
+151
+00:14:44,154 --> 00:14:48,656
+只聽見嗰個人話：你畀一半先啦，否則呢件事就算了喇。
+
+152
+00:14:49,189 --> 00:14:52,437
+呢啲係揸住人頭過橋嘅事啊你當係好玩啊？
+
+153
+00:14:53,496 --> 00:14:55,820
+另外嗰個人稍為沉吟咗下話：
+
+154
+00:14:56,676 --> 00:14:59,890
+好啦，嗱五千兩銀票，你收咗佢先啦。
+
+155
+00:15:00,599 --> 00:15:06,323
+嗰個人話：多謝晒，跟住就聽見淅淅索索聲，梗係喺度數銀票喇。
+
+156
+00:15:07,453 --> 00:15:09,412
+跟住就話：跟我嚟啦。
+
+157
+00:15:10,774 --> 00:15:12,979
+韋小寶好奇心起喇佢諗：
+
+158
+00:15:13,606 --> 00:15:18,233
+咩嘢揸住人頭過橋嘅事啊？唔跟去睇下唔得噃。
+
+159
+00:15:18,887 --> 00:15:26,270
+噉啊聽住兩個人嘅腳步聲向住西便行，噉就喺花叢裏便靜靜鬆出嚟，遠遠跟喺後便。
+
+160
+00:15:26,926 --> 00:15:36,957
+噉睇住兩個人嘅背影喺花叢樹木之間閃下閃下，行咗幾丈，就停住腳步，左右睇下，慌死怕畀人哋發現。
+
+161
+00:15:37,726 --> 00:15:42,672
+韋小寶個心諗：鬼鬼鼠鼠，做嘅一定唔係好事。
+
+162
+00:15:43,192 --> 00:15:49,388
+康親王待我咁好，等我今晚同佢捉翻兩個賊佬，顯下我桂公公個手段至得。
+
+163
+00:15:50,303 --> 00:15:54,921
+於是第一摸，摸一摸靴筒裏便嗰把削鐵如泥嘅匕首；
+
+164
+00:15:55,446 --> 00:16:00,853
+第二摸呢，摸一摸身上嗰件刀槍不入嘅背心，但當堂又大膽啲。
+
+165
+00:16:01,660 --> 00:16:05,687
+只見兩個人穿過花園，行入一間精緻嘅小屋。
+
+166
+00:16:06,540 --> 00:16:09,354
+韋小寶拈手拈腳行埋去。
+
+167
+00:16:10,133 --> 00:16:19,308
+見到雕花嘅窗格裏便透出燈光，就兜到去窗後，用手指啊蘸啲口水，整濕窗紙，用一隻眼裝入去。
+
+168
+00:16:20,542 --> 00:16:27,380
+原來裏便啊係一座佛堂，供住一尊如來佛像，神座面前就點住燈。
+
+169
+00:16:28,404 --> 00:16:30,830
+有個僕人打扮嘅人就細細聲話：
+
+170
+00:16:31,777 --> 00:16:39,529
+我用咗年幾時候啊先至查到呢件物件嘅所在，你呢一萬兩銀，真係唔係好賺㗎。
+
+171
+00:16:40,326 --> 00:16:43,844
+另外一個人就背向韋小寶佢問：喺邊處啊？
+
+172
+00:16:44,618 --> 00:16:46,578
+嗰個僕人話：攞嚟啦。
+
+173
+00:16:47,288 --> 00:16:50,111
+嗰個人轉過身問：攞咩嘢啊？
+
+174
+00:16:50,720 --> 00:16:57,717
+呢個人面孔瘦削，正係啱先喺大廳上便阻止嗰個姓郎嘅武師出去嘅齊元凱。
+
+175
+00:16:58,434 --> 00:17:03,510
+嗰個僕人話：齊師傅明知故問啦，梗係嗰五千兩啦。
+
+176
+00:17:04,219 --> 00:17:07,068
+齊元凱話：你真係犀利啊吓。
+
+177
+00:17:07,619 --> 00:17:13,512
+喺身邊啊攞出一沓銀票畀佢，嗰個僕人喺燈光下便一張張噉睇過。
+
+178
+00:17:14,471 --> 00:17:28,133
+韋小寶心裏頭好慌啊，佢知道呢個齊元凱武功好高，而佢哋所做嘅一定係一件關係重大嘅勾當，如果畀佢知道啊，即時就會殺咗自己滅口。
+
+179
+00:17:28,596 --> 00:17:37,460
+個心一急，當堂就瀨尿，噉瀨就瀨啦，索性順其自然等啲尿啊順住大髀流落地，一啲聲都冇。
+
+180
+00:17:38,717 --> 00:17:42,071
+嗰個僕人數完咗銀票笑住話：冇錯喇。
+
+181
+00:17:42,364 --> 00:17:46,690
+又壓低咗把聲，喺齊元凱耳仔邊啊講咗幾句説話。
+
+182
+00:17:47,467 --> 00:17:51,791
+齊元凱一味岌頭，韋小寶呢一句都冇聽見。
+
+183
+00:17:52,391 --> 00:18:00,267
+只見齊��凱突然間跳起，上咗神台，捩轉頭望一望，就伸手去佛像嘅左耳裏頭去摸。
+
+184
+00:18:01,327 --> 00:18:12,610
+佢扲咗一輪，攞咗一件物件出嚟，跳翻落地，噉舉喺燭光下便一睇，原來係一條鎖匙，金光閃閃好似係黃金鑄嘅。
+
+185
+00:18:13,174 --> 00:18:17,689
+但係呢條鎖匙呢不過係手指尾大小，唔夠一兩黃金。
+
+186
+00:18:18,581 --> 00:18:25,884
+齊元凱笑容滿面，耷低頭嚟數磚頭，橫數十幾塊，又掂數十幾塊。
+
+187
+00:18:26,088 --> 00:18:33,049
+哦護低身，喺靴筒裏頭攞出一把短刀，撬起一塊方磚，噉啊細細聲歡呼咗聲。
+
+188
+00:18:33,792 --> 00:18:37,330
+嗰僕人話：嗱貨真價實，冇呃你啩？
+
+189
+00:18:38,265 --> 00:18:45,120
+齊元凱唔答佢，將金鎖匙輕輕插落去，睇嚟，喺方磚下便有個鎖匙窿嘅。
+
+190
+00:18:45,663 --> 00:18:53,116
+咵一聲，鎖打開咗嘞，齊元凱一窒，佢話：點解拉唔開嘅？怕唔啱噃。
+
+191
+00:18:53,767 --> 00:19:00,623
+嗰個僕人話：點會拉唔開啊？王爺親自開鎖，我喺窗外睇得清清楚楚嘅。
+
+192
+00:19:01,090 --> 00:19:04,847
+講完就護低身，拉咗一件乜嘢嘢，就向上一扚。
+
+193
+00:19:05,747 --> 00:19:11,573
+突然間聽見瀡一聲，一支箭喺下面射咗出嚟，正中嗰個僕人心口。
+
+194
+00:19:12,289 --> 00:19:18,708
+嗰個僕人吖一聲慘叫，向後啊𢴈低嘞，手上扚住嗰塊鐵蓋呢亦甩手飛咗去。
+
+195
+00:19:19,236 --> 00:19:25,158
+齊元凱斜身一伸手，接翻住鐵蓋，免得跌喺地下發出咣一聲。
+
+196
+00:19:25,964 --> 00:19:31,996
+佢踎喺個僕人身後便，右手啊揞住佢嘅嘴，怕佢呻吟呼叫，驚動其他人。
+
+197
+00:19:32,263 --> 00:19:36,391
+左手啊揸住僕人嘅左手，又伸到個窿處摸。
+
+198
+00:19:37,171 --> 00:19:40,267
+韋小寶睇到擘大個口唔合得翻埋個心諗：
+
+199
+00:19:40,804 --> 00:19:46,312
+啊原來個窿裏頭另外有機關嘅，呢個姓齊嘅真係犀利喇。
+
+200
+00:19:46,983 --> 00:19:49,441
+不過呢一次呢就冇箭射出嚟嘞。
+
+201
+00:19:50,200 --> 00:19:54,591
+齊元凱自己伸手入去，攞咗一包嘢出嚟，係個包袱。
+
+202
+00:19:54,972 --> 00:19:58,250
+佢右手一捹，將嗰個僕人推咗喺地。
+
+203
+00:19:58,561 --> 00:20:03,901
+企起身，右腳一抬就已經踩住嗰個僕人把口，唔畀佢出聲。
+
+204
+00:20:04,062 --> 00:20:07,704
+然後打側身將包袱放上神台，打開咗佢。
+
+205
+00:20:08,614 --> 00:20:15,066
+哎呀，韋小寶深深嗍咗啖氣，只見包袱裏頭係一部經書。
+
+206
+00:20:15,836 --> 00:20:22,995
+世間上嘅書本何止千千萬萬呢，佢識得書名嘅，就只有四十二章經一部。
+
+207
+00:20:23,315 --> 00:20:26,217
+而呢一部，就係四十二章經。
+
+208
+00:20:27,116 --> 00:20:35,556
+經書嘅形狀，同埋喺鰲拜府中抄出嚟嘅一模一樣嘅，只係書套呢，係用紅綢做成嘅。
+
+209
+00:20:36,419 --> 00:20:48,644
+齊元凱快手快腳，將經書仍然用包袱包好，提起左腳，喺嗰支箭尾上面用力一𨂽，啪一聲，成支箭入晒嗰個僕人心口。
+
+210
+00:20:49,097 --> 00:20:53,943
+嗰個僕人呢本來已經受咗重傷，呢一下梗係即時死咗定啦。
+
+211
+00:20:54,272 --> 00:21:00,046
+個嘴呢，又畀佢右腳踩住，只係嗯咗一聲，個身扭幾下，就唔逳嘞。
+
+212
+00:21:01,003 --> 00:21:08,662
+韋小寶嚇到個心嘣蹦亂跳，本來已經瀨咗尿㗎啦，呢個時候忍唔住又瀨咗好多喺褲襠裏頭。
+
+213
+00:21:09,858 --> 00:21:18,631
+只見齊元凱喺個僕人嘅袋裏便攞翻啲銀票出嚟，擠入自己嘅袋處，佢冷笑話：哼哼哼，你真係發財啦。
+
+214
+00:21:19,628 --> 00:21:29,099
+佢沉吟咗一下，將金鎖匙放落嗰個僕人屍手嘅右掌心，又卷起死屍嘅手指揸住鎖匙，噉先快步行出去。
+
+215
+00:21:29,918 --> 00:21:34,872
+韋小寶個心諗：佢就要逃走嘞噃，我要唔要大聲嗌呢？
+
+216
+00:21:35,818 --> 00:21:39,741
+突然間人影一晃，齊元凱已經上咗屋頂。
+
+217
+00:21:40,326 --> 00:21:46,099
+韋小寶又縮埋一嚿一啲都唔敢逳，噉啊聽見屋頂有搬動瓦片嘅聲音。
+
+218
+00:21:46,873 --> 00:21:51,642
+過咗一陣間，齊元凱又跳翻落嚟大模大樣噉走咗咯。
+
+219
+00:21:52,886 --> 00:22:03,000
+韋小寶個心諗：冇錯喇，佢將經書藏喺瓦面下便，翻轉頭再嚟攞，哼！冇咁便宜。
+
+220
+00:22:03,689 --> 00:22:14,727
+等咗一陣，等齊元凱去遠咗喇，噉佢就冇本事一下跳到屋頂咯，就唯有順住條柱呢爬上去，摱住屋檐，噉先至翻身上咗屋頂。
+
+221
+00:22:15,344 --> 00:22:23,716
+佢回想起啱先瓦片響動嘅地方，掀咗十幾塊瓦，喺夜色朦朧之中已經見到包袱嘅一角嘞。
+
+222
+00:22:24,419 --> 00:22:28,799
+佢將包袱攞出嚟，仍舊將瓦片沓翻好，佢諗：
+
+223
+00:22:29,917 --> 00:22:33,471
+呢���四十二章經，到底點解咁值錢呢？
+
+224
+00:22:34,204 --> 00:22:41,848
+老烏龜、皇太后、呢個姓齊嘅，仲有鰲拜、康親王，個個都當佢係無價之寶。
+
+225
+00:22:42,703 --> 00:22:48,108
+我韋小寶如果唔順手牽羊發呢一筆橫財啊，我就白白姓韋喇。
+
+226
+00:22:48,726 --> 00:22:54,750
+噉啊解開包袱，將經書打平噉塞喺條腰處，勒翻緊條腰帶。
+
+227
+00:22:55,503 --> 00:22:59,330
+佢件袍本嚟就好闊大嘅，真係一啲都睇唔出。
+
+228
+00:23:00,096 --> 00:23:03,676
+佢將包袱皮啊掟入花叢，又返去大廳嘞。
+
+229
+00:23:04,329 --> 00:23:09,044
+嗱各位，欲知後事如何，且聽下回分解。

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+1
+00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,240
+前文再續啊書接上一回啊。
+
+2
+00:00:04,559 --> 00:00:11,580
+話說韋小寶順手牽羊，攞咗部四十二章經收埋喺身處，噉又返去大廳。
+
+3
+00:00:13,062 --> 00:00:18,974
+大廳仍然同佢離開嘅時候一模一樣，賭錢嘅賭錢聽曲嘅聽曲。
+
+4
+00:00:19,816 --> 00:00:26,534
+扮師姑嗰個旦角呢仲喺度扭扭捏捏猛唱，韋小寶問索額圖話：
+
+5
+00:00:27,376 --> 00:00:30,149
+呢個女子裝模作樣搞咩鬼唧？
+
+6
+00:00:31,271 --> 00:00:38,615
+索額圖就笑住話：呢個師姑仔啊，喺師姑庵想男人啊，要趯落山嫁人。
+
+7
+00:00:38,810 --> 00:00:44,427
+呢你睇下，佢塊面係春意蕩漾，嗰雙眼啊，一味咁拋生藕。
+
+8
+00:00:45,509 --> 00:00:52,847
+突然間諗起韋小寶係個太監，唔能夠同佢講咁多男女嘅事以免惹佢煩惱嘞，佢就話：
+
+9
+00:00:53,123 --> 00:01:05,195
+誒呢齣戲冇咩好玩嘅，桂公公，我同你另外點一齣，啊，誒，我哋點一齣雅觀樓，李存孝打虎嘅，少年英雄，非同小可。
+
+10
+00:01:05,576 --> 00:01:12,672
+然後就再嚟一齣鍾馗嫁妹，鍾馗手下嗰五隻小鬼啊，武打功夫熱鬧到極啊。
+
+11
+00:01:13,423 --> 00:01:20,639
+韋小寶拍手叫好，不過佢話：不過我要趕住回宮啊，怕嚟唔切睇嘞。
+
+12
+00:01:21,513 --> 00:01:29,670
+佢擸一眼，見到齊元凱正係同一名武師猜枚，四雄四啊七俏俏啊，叫得好熱鬧。
+
+13
+00:01:30,679 --> 00:01:36,534
+佢猜咗一陣枚，大聲噉問：神照上人，嗰個姓郎嘅傢伙呢吓？
+
+14
+00:01:37,449 --> 00:01:41,756
+席上班武師都話嘞：好耐冇見到佢喇，只怕鬆咗人咯。
+
+15
+00:01:42,320 --> 00:01:49,760
+神照冷笑啊：哼哼，呢個人不識抬舉，睇佢亦冇面喺王府再住落去咯。
+
+16
+00:01:50,488 --> 00:01:58,399
+齊元凱話：九成係鬆咗人啦呢個人啊鬼鬼鼠鼠，千祈唔好偷咗咩嘢嘢走至好啊。
+
+17
+00:01:58,999 --> 00:02:02,004
+一名武師話：哦，噉好難講啊。
+
+18
+00:02:02,928 --> 00:02:07,571
+韋小寶個心諗：呢個姓齊嘅做事真係周到啊。
+
+19
+00:02:08,233 --> 00:02:13,180
+先不先，等嗰個姓郎嘅丟咗個大架逼到佢非靜靜鬆人不可。
+
+20
+00:02:13,842 --> 00:02:19,639
+等到王府發現死咗人喇，失咗嘢喇，噉梗係邊個都會疑心姓郎嗰個啦。
+
+21
+00:02:19,942 --> 00:02:27,198
+豈有此理，好嘢，要學下至得，以後做嘢之前呀，先要搵定替死鬼。
+
+22
+00:02:28,755 --> 00:02:35,556
+眼見天色已經晏嘞，侍衞總管多隆呢起身告辭，話要入宮值班。
+
+23
+00:02:36,274 --> 00:02:37,863
+韋小寶跟住告辭。
+
+24
+00:02:38,502 --> 00:02:42,576
+康親王就唔敢留佢喇，笑騎騎噉送兩個人出去。
+
+25
+00:02:43,158 --> 00:02:46,456
+吳應熊、索額圖等人一直送到大門口。
+
+26
+00:02:47,677 --> 00:02:53,710
+韋小寶啱啱上轎坐定，楊溢之行過去雙手托住個包袱佢話：
+
+27
+00:02:54,363 --> 00:02:58,891
+我哋世子送啲薄禮畀公公，希望公公唔好嫌菲薄啊。
+
+28
+00:02:59,473 --> 00:03:03,953
+韋小寶話：多謝晒多謝晒。雙手接過嚟佢就話：
+
+29
+00:03:04,362 --> 00:03:11,286
+楊大哥，我哋一見如故，我當你係好朋友，如果畀錢嚟打賞你就睇唔起你咯。
+
+30
+00:03:11,885 --> 00:03:14,554
+噉啦，第日得閒我請你飲酒。
+
+31
+00:03:15,270 --> 00:03:21,151
+楊溢之好高興啊佢話：公公已經賞咗七百兩銀喇，唔通仲唔夠咩？
+
+32
+00:03:21,525 --> 00:03:25,203
+哈哈哈哈哈，嗰啲係人哋荷包嘅錢，唔算數嘅。
+
+33
+00:03:26,581 --> 00:03:36,548
+頂轎行出巷冇幾遠，韋小寶性急喇，叫轎夫停轎，噉攞住燈籠喺轎外便照住，就打開包袱嚟睇下禮物。
+
+34
+00:03:37,405 --> 00:03:46,230
+見到有三個錦盒，一個盒裝嘅呢，係一對翡翠雞，一公一乸，雕工啊極之精細；
+
+35
+00:03:47,057 --> 00:04:00,990
+另外一盒裝住兩串珍珠，每一串都係一百粒，雖然冇佢碾碎咗幫小郡主搽面嘅珍珠咁大粒啊，但係難得嘅係兩百粒一樣咁大細，佢個心歡喜嘞：
+
+36
+00:04:01,809 --> 00:04:06,692
+我呃小郡主話去買珍珠，哈，吳應熊啊真係送嚟喎。
+
+37
+00:04:07,614 --> 00:04:16,019
+第三個錦盒裝嘅呢係金票，每張黃金十兩，總共係四十張，乃係四百兩黃金。
+
+38
+00:04:16,967 --> 00:04:18,202
+韋小寶個心諗嘞：
+
+39
+00:04:19,053 --> 00:04:30,850
+下次我見到吳應熊呢個小漢奸呢，我只係冷冷淡淡噉隨口多謝佢一聲，即係嫌佢嘅禮物太過水皮，噉佢就非要大大補一筆不可。
+
+40
+00:04:31,420 --> 00:04:34,341
+呢啲係索大哥教落嘅妙法，嚱。
+
+41
+00:04:34,888 --> 00:04:39,107
+呢個小漢奸如果詐假意唔懂呢，老子就窒佢：
+
+42
+00:04:39,601 --> 00:04:48,507
+喂，小王爺，你送咗一對小小嘅綠雞仔畀我都幾得意嘅，不��呢，就係唔係點似雞噃。
+
+43
+00:04:49,204 --> 00:04:53,142
+噉小漢奸一定會問㗎，桂公公，點解唔似雞啊噉。
+
+44
+00:04:53,869 --> 00:04:58,057
+老子就話：世上嘅雞公雞乸呢邊有咁細隻㗎啫？
+
+45
+00:04:58,493 --> 00:05:00,187
+麻雀都要大得多啦。
+
+46
+00:05:00,454 --> 00:05:08,666
+嗱再講，綠色嘅鸚鵡、綠色嘅孔雀就見得多喇，綠雞就冇見過，啊唔知你哋雲南有冇嘅呢？
+
+47
+00:05:09,118 --> 00:05:11,148
+小漢奸呢只有苦笑喇。
+
+48
+00:05:11,468 --> 00:05:17,331
+噉老子又話：就算有綠雞啊，噉雞公嘅雞冠，總應該係紅嘅啩？
+
+49
+00:05:17,554 --> 00:05:24,415
+啊仲有啊，呢隻雞乸一味唔生蛋嘅，噉算得係咩嘢寶貝唧？哈哈，哈哈哈哈哈。
+
+50
+00:05:26,131 --> 00:05:37,071
+話説韋小寶一返到去皇宮，急急腳返到自己間屋，戌翻上道門，點着蠟燭，掀開蚊帳，噉佢笑住話：等到好悶啊呢？
+
+51
+00:05:37,852 --> 00:05:46,668
+只見小郡主逳都唔逳噉瞓喺處，雙眼擘到大大，嘴上便呢，仍然疊住嗰幾件糕，一件都冇食。
+
+52
+00:05:47,480 --> 00:05:49,788
+佢攞出嗰兩串珍珠笑住話：
+
+53
+00:05:50,339 --> 00:06:00,561
+你睇下，我同你買咗呢兩串珍珠返嚟，碾成咗末，同你搽咗，你如果唔係天下第一嘅美人呢，我就唔姓，誒唔姓桂。
+
+54
+00:06:00,818 --> 00:06:04,802
+啊你餓唔餓啊？點解唔食糕啊？我扶你起身食啦。
+
+55
+00:06:05,411 --> 00:06:12,460
+咪伸手去扶佢坐起身，突然間小掩一下麻痹，跟住心口又係一陣疼痛。
+
+56
+00:06:13,249 --> 00:06:21,930
+韋小寶吖噉一聲驚叫，兩隻膝頭哥一軟，坐咗喺地嚟，只覺得全身酸麻逳都唔逳得。
+
+57
+00:06:23,024 --> 00:06:28,030
+小郡主咭聲噉笑起上嚟，掀開張被落床喇，佢笑住話：
+
+58
+00:06:28,846 --> 00:06:35,249
+我嘅穴道早就解開咗喇，等咗你咁耐，你點解到而家先至返嚟唧？
+
+59
+00:06:36,387 --> 00:06:40,567
+韋小寶奇怪喇：邊個同你解開穴道㗎？
+
+60
+00:06:41,803 --> 00:06:46,837
+畀人點咗穴道，過得六七個時辰，唔使解都自己通啦。
+
+61
+00:06:47,309 --> 00:06:49,709
+我扶你上床，我要走喇。
+
+62
+00:06:50,433 --> 00:06:57,900
+韋小寶急死嚟喇：唔得㗎，唔得㗎！你你，你面上嗰啲傷痕未曾好，要同你搽藥先至好得齊㗎。
+
+63
+00:06:58,887 --> 00:07:03,021
+你呢個人呢真係曳㗎喇，講説話一味呃人嘅。
+
+64
+00:07:03,367 --> 00:07:07,829
+你幾時喺我面上面刻花唧？害到我啊擔心咗咁耐。
+
+65
+00:07:08,336 --> 00:07:10,306
+你，你，你點會知道㗎？
+
+66
+00:07:11,143 --> 00:07:15,009
+我早就落床照過鏡喇，面上面乜嘢都冇。
+
+67
+00:07:16,218 --> 00:07:23,259
+韋小寶見佢塊面光潔白膩，同佢搽嘅豆蓉、蓮蓉等等啊早就洗乾洗淨嘞。
+
+68
+00:07:23,561 --> 00:07:27,034
+唉佢好後悔啊，佢諗：
+
+69
+00:07:27,572 --> 00:07:35,181
+我咁莽撞嘅？都冇睇下佢塊面先，如果見到佢洗過面呀，就唔會上佢當啦。
+
+70
+00:07:35,696 --> 00:07:39,788
+於是佢話：你搽咗我個靈丹妙藥，梗係好嘞。
+
+71
+00:07:40,250 --> 00:07:43,491
+否則啊，我為咩嘢嗱嗱聲又去同你買珍珠唧？
+
+72
+00:07:43,767 --> 00:07:47,927
+我行勻咗北京城嘅珠寶店，先至同你買到呢兩串珍珠啊。
+
+73
+00:07:48,141 --> 00:07:51,293
+啊，我仲買咗一啲好好玩嘅嘢畀你啊。
+
+74
+00:07:52,256 --> 00:07:53,299
+係咩嘢啊？
+
+75
+00:07:54,118 --> 00:07:56,267
+你同我解開穴道啦我就攞畀你。
+
+76
+00:07:56,671 --> 00:07:57,082
+好！
+
+77
+00:07:57,731 --> 00:08:05,467
+小郡主正話想伸手同佢解開穴道，忽然間見到佢嘅眼珠猛咁轉，佢心念一動就笑住話：
+
+78
+00:08:05,849 --> 00:08:10,862
+爭啲又上咗你嘅當喇，解開你嘅穴道，你又唔准我走㗎喇。
+
+79
+00:08:11,226 --> 00:08:15,556
+唔會嘅，唔會嘅，大丈夫一言既出，嗰隻馬難追。
+
+80
+00:08:16,019 --> 00:08:19,593
+駟馬難追，咩叫做嗰隻馬難追唧？
+
+81
+00:08:20,405 --> 00:08:25,940
+嗰隻馬跑得快過駟馬吖嘛，嗰隻馬都追唔到咯，駟馬更加追唔到啦。
+
+82
+00:08:26,999 --> 00:08:30,992
+小郡主唔知道嗰隻馬係咩馬，啊將信將疑話：
+
+83
+00:08:31,543 --> 00:08:35,159
+嗰隻馬難追，吖噉我係第一次聽見啫噃。
+
+84
+00:08:35,733 --> 00:08:37,769
+嗱，又教多你一樣嘢喇。
+
+85
+00:08:38,066 --> 00:08:42,779
+喂，嗰樣嘢啊，好有趣㗎，一隻公嘅一隻乸嘅。
+
+86
+00:08:43,671 --> 00:08:45,177
+係唔係小白兔啊？
+
+87
+00:08:45,729 --> 00:08:48,980
+唔係，比小白兔好玩過十倍啊。
+
+88
+00:08:49,544 --> 00:08:50,410
+係金魚。
+
+89
+00:08:51,166 --> 00:08:57,010
+唔係唔係唔係，金魚有咩好玩唧？比金魚啊要好玩一百倍。
+
+90
+00:08:57,957 --> 00:09:04,316
+小郡主又估得幾樣嘢都冇估���，噉佢話：快啲攞出嚟啦，到底係咩嘢啫？
+
+91
+00:09:05,393 --> 00:09:12,011
+韋小寶要氹佢同自己解開穴道佢就話：你一解開我穴道呢，我即刻就攞畀你睇。
+
+92
+00:09:13,017 --> 00:09:19,656
+小郡主擰擰頭話：唔得，我即刻就要走喇，哥哥唔見咗我啊，一定好急㗎喇。
+
+93
+00:09:20,533 --> 00:09:25,273
+喂，你穴道早就解開咗啦，點解唔走要等我返嚟呢？
+
+94
+00:09:26,039 --> 00:09:30,932
+你好心幫我買珍珠，我總係要多謝下你，同你告別一聲㗎。
+
+95
+00:09:31,269 --> 00:09:35,040
+唔聲唔響噉就走咗，又太對唔住人啦嘛。
+
+96
+00:09:35,720 --> 00:09:37,896
+韋小寶喺個心處偷笑嘞：
+
+97
+00:09:38,868 --> 00:09:41,867
+原來呢個姑娘仔係個小傻瓜。
+
+98
+00:09:42,373 --> 00:09:46,669
+沐王府啲人啊木頭木腦，果然冇姓錯呢個姓啊。
+
+99
+00:09:47,251 --> 00:09:57,289
+之口佢就話：噉唔係囉，我擔心你一個人喺呢處怕吖嘛，喺街處啊，搏命咁走搏命咁走，只係諗住早啲買咗珍珠。
+
+100
+00:09:57,547 --> 00:10:03,774
+不過一間間珠寶店睇過去，就係冇啱心水嘅，我心一急，連氣𢴈咗幾跤嘞。
+
+101
+00:10:04,143 --> 00:10:06,596
+哎呀，有冇𢴈親你啊？
+
+102
+00:10:07,357 --> 00:10:13,161
+呢一下𢴈落去，啱啱心口撞喺嚿大石頭處，痛到我死死下啊。
+
+103
+00:10:13,878 --> 00:10:15,386
+噉而家有冇好啲吖？
+
+104
+00:10:16,328 --> 00:10:20,900
+撞嗰下，傷勢好重啊，哎呀而家越嚟越痛喇。
+
+105
+00:10:21,273 --> 00:10:36,867
+你，你，你點咗我個穴道，唔肯解開，我呢，呢，呢一啖氣，提，提，提唔上嚟啊，我，我。
+
+106
+00:10:38,004 --> 00:10:47,417
+佢越講把聲就越低，突然間雙眼一翻冚𠾴唥都係眼白，就好似暈咗一樣，跟住呢，屏住呼吸。
+
+107
+00:10:47,870 --> 00:10:55,363
+小郡主伸手摸下佢鼻息，果然冇咗氣，大吃一驚啦，哎吖噉嗌一聲，全身都震晒。
+
+108
+00:10:55,568 --> 00:10:59,398
+哎呀，你，你，你唔好死啊，你唔好死啊。
+
+109
+00:11:00,264 --> 00:11:13,563
+韋小寶話：你，你點錯，點錯咗我嘅穴道，點咗我，我嘅死，死穴啊。
+
+110
+00:11:14,357 --> 00:11:19,381
+唔會嘅，唔會嘅，師父教個點穴法，唔會錯㗎。
+
+111
+00:11:19,577 --> 00:11:24,612
+我明明點咗你嘅靈墟同步廊兩個穴，仲有天池穴啫嘛。
+
+112
+00:11:25,358 --> 00:11:31,668
+你，你慌慌張張，點，點錯咗喇。
+
+113
+00:11:32,126 --> 00:11:46,659
+哎呀，我而家，全身氣血翻湧，經脈掉轉頭，誒天下，天下大亂，我走，走火入，入。
+
+114
+00:11:47,397 --> 00:11:49,240
+係唔係走火入魔啊？
+
+115
+00:11:50,126 --> 00:11:53,127
+係咯，走火入魔啊。
+
+116
+00:11:53,762 --> 00:11:56,800
+哎吖，你點解咁糊塗㗎？
+
+117
+00:11:57,382 --> 00:12:03,487
+點穴功夫，又冇練到家，就喺我身上面，亂咁點。
+
+118
+00:12:04,113 --> 00:12:15,023
+你點嘅都唔係咩嘢天池，咩嘢步廊，冚𠾴唥都點咗死穴啊，死得十拿九穩嘅死穴啊。
+
+119
+00:12:15,659 --> 00:12:20,972
+佢唔識穴道個名稱嘅，如果佢識啊，早就講幾個出嚟喇。
+
+120
+00:12:22,054 --> 00:12:26,300
+小郡主係年紀細，功夫自然係冇練到家。
+
+121
+00:12:27,053 --> 00:12:39,246
+點穴嘅功夫原本係好艱難繁複嘅，人身嘅大穴幾百個，距離呢只係幾分咁多唧，慌慌忙忙之中點錯咗亦係好平常。
+
+122
+00:12:40,109 --> 00:12:48,962
+但係佢曾經得到名師指點，呢三下認穴啊極準，勁力雖然唔足啊，穴位係一啲都冇錯嘅。
+
+123
+00:12:49,639 --> 00:12:59,968
+但係新學新用，到底係冇咩嘢自信，韋小寶呢又愁眉苦面扮得好似，佢以為真係點錯咗死穴噃就急喇：
+
+124
+00:13:00,568 --> 00:13:04,447
+誒唔通，唔通我點咗你嘅膻中穴？
+
+125
+00:13:05,274 --> 00:13:09,646
+韋小寶話：唉，冇錯喇，冇錯喇係膻中穴啊。
+
+126
+00:13:10,416 --> 00:13:19,676
+不過你呢亦唔使難過嘅，你，你亦唔係故意嘅，我死咗之後，決唔怪你。
+
+127
+00:13:20,591 --> 00:13:27,651
+閻，誒，閻羅王問起嚟，我亦決唔話你係你點死我嘅。
+
+128
+00:13:28,367 --> 00:13:35,620
+我話我自己，一唔小心，用手指喺自己身上一點，噉就點死咗喇。
+
+129
+00:13:36,731 --> 00:13:42,463
+小郡主聽佢應承喺閻羅王面前為自己隱瞞，又感激又過意唔去。
+
+130
+00:13:42,747 --> 00:13:48,117
+佢連忙話：快，快啲將穴道解開咗再講啦，或者仲有得救嘅。
+
+131
+00:13:48,751 --> 00:13:52,660
+講完，連忙伸手去佢心口腋下推拿。
+
+132
+00:13:53,514 --> 00:13:59,074
+佢點穴嘅勁力呢唔強，只係推拿咗幾下，韋小寶已經能夠行動嘞。
+
+133
+00:14:00,118 --> 00:14:01,771
+佢呻吟咗幾聲就話：
+
+134
+00:14:02,631 --> 00:14:07,859
+唉，已經點咗死穴，救唔��生㗎喇。
+
+135
+00:14:08,254 --> 00:14:15,770
+小郡主急嘞：或者救得生呢？我唔小心點錯咗真係，真係對唔住啊。
+
+136
+00:14:17,147 --> 00:14:19,113
+我知道你係好人。
+
+137
+00:14:19,557 --> 00:14:26,872
+我死咗之後，喺陰間保佑你，從朝到晚呢，我隻鬼魂，總係跟住你嘅。
+
+138
+00:14:27,401 --> 00:14:30,332
+哎呀嚇到小郡主尖叫一聲佢問：
+
+139
+00:14:31,136 --> 00:14:33,147
+你嘅鬼魂一味跟住我㗎？
+
+140
+00:14:33,967 --> 00:14:37,311
+你唔使怕，我個鬼魂唔會害你嘅。
+
+141
+00:14:37,764 --> 00:14:43,127
+不過呢有個規矩，邊個殺死咗我呢，我個鬼魂就總係跟住邊個嘅。
+
+142
+00:14:43,956 --> 00:14:46,610
+我唔係故意想殺死你㗎。
+
+143
+00:14:47,510 --> 00:14:51,066
+唉，姑娘仔，你叫做咩嘢名啊？
+
+144
+00:14:52,066 --> 00:14:53,382
+你問嚟做咩嘢唧？
+
+145
+00:14:53,876 --> 00:14:58,943
+啊，你要去陰間告我係唔係？我唔講你聽。
+
+146
+00:14:59,701 --> 00:15:01,351
+我唔會告你嘅。
+
+147
+00:15:02,323 --> 00:15:03,970
+噉你問我個名做咩嘢吖？
+
+148
+00:15:05,097 --> 00:15:08,491
+我知道咗你嘅名，喺陰間保佑你吖嘛。
+
+149
+00:15:08,811 --> 00:15:18,200
+陰間嘅鬼朋鬼友好多㗎，我要大家齊心合力噉嚟保佑你，無論你去到邊處，幾千幾百隻鬼魂都跟住你。
+
+150
+00:15:19,088 --> 00:15:24,080
+小郡主嚇到大叫一聲連忙話：唔好啊，唔好啊，唔好跟住我啊。
+
+151
+00:15:24,778 --> 00:15:27,886
+噉就淨係我一個人嘅鬼魂跟住你啦，噉得唔得吖？
+
+152
+00:15:29,041 --> 00:15:34,691
+噉，噉你如果唔嚇我，嗯，嗯噉都唔緊要嘅。
+
+153
+00:15:35,393 --> 00:15:37,033
+我當然唔嚇你啦。
+
+154
+00:15:37,531 --> 00:15:45,228
+嗱，你日頭坐喺處，我個鬼魂呢同你趕烏蠅，夜晚你瞓着覺，我個鬼魂呢同你趕蚊。
+
+155
+00:15:45,548 --> 00:15:51,526
+你如果悶過頭，我個鬼魂就托夢畀你，講好好聽，好好聽嘅古仔你聽。
+
+156
+00:15:52,410 --> 00:15:57,352
+你點解要待我咁好唧？唉你如果唔死就好喇。
+
+157
+00:15:58,446 --> 00:16:04,530
+韋小寶話：有一件你應承過我嘅事你冇辦到，唉我死不瞑目啊。
+
+158
+00:16:05,183 --> 00:16:08,179
+咩事啊？我應承過你咩事唧？
+
+159
+00:16:09,567 --> 00:16:15,543
+你應承過叫我三聲好哥哥，我臨死之前聽你叫咗我就死得眼閉喇。
+
+160
+00:16:16,631 --> 00:16:23,997
+小郡主出生於世襲黔國公嘅王府，父母兄長都對佢十分寵愛㗎。
+
+161
+00:16:24,678 --> 00:16:36,466
+雖然，佢出世嘅時候已經國破家亡，但係世臣家將、奴婢僕役，仲係對呢位金枝玉葉嘅郡主愛護得無微不至。
+
+162
+00:16:37,733 --> 00:16:42,420
+佢一世人當中，從來冇人呃過佢，嚇過佢。
+
+163
+00:16:43,710 --> 00:16:53,007
+出世以來所聽到個説話，真係冇半句假話，因此對韋小寶嘅亂噏無為初時呢都信以為真嘅。
+
+164
+00:16:54,547 --> 00:17:03,388
+但係見佢越講越精神，講到話要叫佢三聲好哥哥個時候呢，雙眼裏頭仲露出狡猾嘅神情。
+
+165
+00:17:04,996 --> 00:17:09,337
+小郡主不過係天真良善啫，但到底唔係傻㗎。
+
+166
+00:17:10,061 --> 00:17:16,273
+知道韋小寶喺度呃自己嘞，於是退後一步佢話：你呃人嘅，你唔會死嘅。
+
+167
+00:17:17,050 --> 00:17:22,880
+韋小寶哈哈大笑話：就算暫時唔死啊，過幾日總係會死㗎嘛。
+
+168
+00:17:23,791 --> 00:17:25,485
+過幾日都唔會死啫。
+
+169
+00:17:26,186 --> 00:17:29,696
+就算過幾日唔死啊，將來總有一日會死㗎。
+
+170
+00:17:30,277 --> 00:17:43,627
+嗱你唔叫我呢三聲好哥哥，我隻鬼魂就日日跟住你，不停噉叫：好妹妹，好妹妹啊。
+
+171
+00:17:44,379 --> 00:17:55,137
+佢挾緊隻喉嚨，把聲呢拖到長長，哎呀真係陰風慘慘十分恐怖，又伸長條脷，扮成係吊頸鬼噉樣。
+
+172
+00:17:55,688 --> 00:17:59,052
+小郡主吖一聲，轉身就衝出去房。
+
+173
+00:17:59,850 --> 00:18:07,811
+韋小寶追住過去，見佢伸手想掹門戌，連忙攔腰一手抱住佢話：唔走得㗎，外便好多惡鬼㗎。
+
+174
+00:18:08,228 --> 00:18:10,299
+放開手啦，我要返屋企。
+
+175
+00:18:10,708 --> 00:18:12,438
+你唔走得出去嘅呢。
+
+176
+00:18:12,775 --> 00:18:15,980
+小郡主右手切落去，斬佢右腕。
+
+177
+00:18:16,827 --> 00:18:20,011
+韋小寶手掌翻轉，反而捉佢前臂。
+
+178
+00:18:20,376 --> 00:18:25,073
+小郡主手踭後撤，左手握拳，向韋小寶頭頂就打。
+
+179
+00:18:25,736 --> 00:18:30,756
+韋小寶身體向後一縮，避過咗呢一拳，同時呢攬住佢小腿。
+
+180
+00:18:31,218 --> 00:18:35,396
+小郡主一招虎尾剪，左掌打斜削落去。
+
+181
+00:18:35,876 --> 00:18:42,610
+韋小寶避唔開嘞，啪一聲，打中佢膊頭，佢出力一拉，小郡主企唔定嘞𢴈低喺地。
+
+182
+00:18:43,486 --> 00:18:49,318
+韋小寶衝上去想捉住佢，小郡主又鴛鴦連環腿飛起啊直踢面門。
+
+183
+00:18:49,754 --> 00:18:52,179
+韋小寶一趢，又扭住佢左臂。
+
+184
+00:18:52,926 --> 00:19:04,318
+小郡主嘅拳腳功夫啊，就曾經得到名師傳授，叻過韋小寶學嘅好多，兩個人如果真係比武，韋小寶一定唔係佢對手。
+
+185
+00:19:05,121 --> 00:19:10,480
+但係兩個人而家呢只喺地上扭打，一個又想趯，一個扭住佢唔放。
+
+186
+00:19:11,124 --> 00:19:19,920
+呢啲扭撲摔跤嘅功夫啊，韋小寶啊經過長期練習，同康熙比武較量上下有一年咁長。
+
+187
+00:19:20,897 --> 00:19:30,662
+海老公教佢嘅武功呢雖然係半真半假，佢又練得馬虎，但係呢啲近身搏擊嘅擒拿，佢到底仲係有幾下嘅。
+
+188
+00:19:31,062 --> 00:19:40,849
+幾個回合，韋小寶個心口雖然係捱咗兩拳啊，不過已經捉住小郡主嘅右臂，拗咗轉頭問佢：嗱，你投唔投降？
+
+189
+00:19:41,621 --> 00:19:42,600
+唔投降。
+
+190
+00:19:43,191 --> 00:19:48,630
+韋小寶用膝頭哥跪喺佢背脊上便又問：你，你投唔投降啊？
+
+191
+00:19:49,463 --> 00:19:50,331
+唔投降。
+
+192
+00:19:50,482 --> 00:19:54,503
+韋小寶隻手一加力，將佢捩喺背後嘅手一抬。
+
+193
+00:19:54,983 --> 00:19:57,027
+小郡主哎吖一聲，喊喇。
+
+194
+00:19:58,272 --> 00:20:05,591
+韋小寶同康熙比武摔跤，兩個人無論痛到幾咁厲害從來唔示弱，更冇話喊嘅。
+
+195
+00:20:06,017 --> 00:20:12,687
+只不過一畀對方制住呢冇法子反抗喇就嗌投降，算係輸咗一個回合，重新比過。
+
+196
+00:20:13,474 --> 00:20:17,782
+估唔到小郡主嘅作風同康熙完全唔同嘅一輸就喊喎。
+
+197
+00:20:18,163 --> 00:20:22,467
+韋小寶話：嘿，冇用嘅死妹釘！噉就放開咗佢。
+
+198
+00:20:23,031 --> 00:20:27,349
+就喺呢個時候，忽然間聽見窗門上面嘞一聲。
+
+199
+00:20:27,986 --> 00:20:30,902
+韋小寶低聲話：哎呀，有鬼啊。
+
+200
+00:20:31,560 --> 00:20:34,467
+小郡主大吃一驚，一捩手攬住咗佢。
+
+201
+00:20:35,578 --> 00:20:45,903
+只聽見窗門上面又是嘞一聲，個窗啊，嘞嘞嘞慢慢咁推開，哎呀連韋小寶都大吃一驚喇：
+
+202
+00:20:46,597 --> 00:20:48,202
+真係有鬼啊！
+
+203
+00:20:49,043 --> 00:20:53,789
+小郡主向前一撲，蜎咗上床嘅被竇裏便全身發抖。
+
+204
+00:20:55,296 --> 00:21:00,300
+嗰對窗門慢慢推開，有人陰陰森森噉話：
+
+205
+00:21:01,325 --> 00:21:06,351
+小桂子，小桂子。
+
+206
+00:21:07,479 --> 00:21:15,140
+韋小寶初時估話係海老公嘅鬼魂走嚟索命啫，但係聽呢個叫聲係女子口音佢就話：
+
+207
+00:21:15,601 --> 00:21:17,841
+哎呀係個女鬼啊。
+
+208
+00:21:18,379 --> 00:21:22,297
+連氣退咗幾步，雙腳酸軟就坐咗喺床口處。
+
+209
+00:21:23,426 --> 00:21:31,408
+突然間一陣勁風吹入嚟，房裏便嘅蠟燭就熄咗，眼前一花，房裏便已經多咗個人嘞。
+
+210
+00:21:32,682 --> 00:21:43,264
+嗰個女鬼陰陰森森又叫：小桂子，小桂子，閻王爺叫你去啊。
+
+211
+00:21:44,182 --> 00:21:47,853
+閻王爺話你害死咗海老公啊。
+
+212
+00:21:48,856 --> 00:21:57,559
+韋小寶嚇到魂飛魄散佢想話：海老公唔係我害死嘅。但係張口結舌，邊度講得出説話呢？
+
+213
+00:21:58,728 --> 00:22:14,386
+嗰個女鬼又話：閻王爺要捉你去，上刀山，落油鑊啊，小桂子啊小桂子，今日你走唔甩喇。
+
+214
+00:22:15,184 --> 00:22:22,841
+韋小寶聽咗呢幾句説話，猛然間發覺，係太后啊，唔係女鬼。
+
+215
+00:22:23,539 --> 00:22:27,993
+嗱各位，欲知後事如何，且聽下回分解。

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+1
+00:00:00,071 --> 00:00:11,575
+前文再續啊書接上一回啊，話説韋小寶認出嗰隻唔係咩女鬼，而係皇太后啊。
+
+2
+00:00:12,936 --> 00:00:18,130
+佢個心呢，仲係一樣咁驚，佢心諗：
+
+3
+00:00:19,176 --> 00:00:27,399
+如果係女鬼，或者仲捉我唔去，太后呢，實在唔殺我滅口唔得咯。
+
+4
+00:00:28,708 --> 00:00:41,310
+自從佢知道太后嘅機密，起初仲時時擔心佢會殺咗自己滅口嘅，但一直冇動靜，時候一長，擔心就漸漸淡嘞。
+
+5
+00:00:42,021 --> 00:00:52,989
+估話太后信咗自己，以為自己真係冇聽到海大富嗰番説話，又或者以為自己，就算係聽到喇，亦決唔敢洩露嘅。
+
+6
+00:00:53,589 --> 00:00:59,791
+再升咗自己管御膳房，噉自己感激之下呢，就一切太平無事嘞。
+
+7
+00:01:00,914 --> 00:01:10,386
+其實佢邊處知道吖，太后所以遲遲唔逳手，皆因嗰日佢同海老公打，就受咗內傷好重；
+
+8
+00:01:11,106 --> 00:01:18,324
+又見海老公重重一腳竟然踢唔死韋小寶，就估話呢個細路呢內功修為亦幾使得嘅；
+
+9
+00:01:18,538 --> 00:01:23,700
+噉自己如果唔醫好翻晒，功力唔恢復，就唔敢貿貿然逳手。
+
+10
+00:01:25,016 --> 00:01:29,682
+呢啲殺人滅口嘅嘢，唔能夠搵人做㗎嘛，必須要親自逳手。
+
+11
+00:01:30,473 --> 00:01:35,610
+否則呢個細路臨死嘅時候講咗幾句説話出嚟，就弊弊冇咁弊喇。
+
+12
+00:01:36,174 --> 00:01:52,902
+呢件事牽涉太大啊，唔好講話韋小寶只係個微不足道嘅小太監啦，就算係后妃太子、將軍大臣，只要可能聽過呢件大秘密嘅，有一百個就殺一百，一千個就殺一千。
+
+13
+00:01:53,951 --> 00:02:04,052
+佢已經等待咗好耐喇，當其時，功力仲未復原，但諗住耽擱多一日，就多一分洩露嘅危險。
+
+14
+00:02:04,869 --> 00:02:08,786
+到咗呢一晚，實在唔願再等嘞，決定逳手。
+
+15
+00:02:10,259 --> 00:02:16,856
+佢嚟到韋小寶間屋，推開窗門嘅時候，聽見韋小寶話有鬼，就索性扮鬼嘞。
+
+16
+00:02:18,137 --> 00:02:25,836
+佢唔知道床上面仲有一個人噃，就慢慢凝聚勁力，舉起右手，一步步行到去床前便。
+
+17
+00:02:27,178 --> 00:02:31,684
+韋小寶啊知道難以抗拒嘞，將個身一縮，就蜎咗入被竇。
+
+18
+00:02:32,718 --> 00:02:43,490
+太后揮掌拍落去，啪一聲，同時擊中咗韋小寶同小郡主，好彩係隔住厚厚一層棉被，勁力呢已經消失咗大半。
+
+19
+00:02:45,128 --> 00:02:48,862
+太后又舉起手，第二掌又再擊落去；
+
+20
+00:02:49,316 --> 00:03:00,550
+呢次運力啊更強喇，手掌啱啱同棉被接觸唧，猛然覺得掌心中一陣劇痛，已經畀利器㓤傷，大叫一聲就向後跳開。
+
+21
+00:03:01,891 --> 00:03:09,377
+呢個時候，聽見窗口外便有三四個人齊聲大叫：有刺客，有刺客啊！
+
+22
+00:03:10,417 --> 00:03:13,968
+太后大吃一驚喇：點解有人知道呢？
+
+23
+00:03:14,787 --> 00:03:18,876
+佢親手嚟殺呢個小太監，就決唔能夠畀人見到嘅。
+
+24
+00:03:19,556 --> 00:03:27,443
+手掌又痛得厲害，冇時間嚟睇下韋小寶係咪已經死喇，雙腳一點，喺窗口倒跳出去。
+
+25
+00:03:28,327 --> 00:03:32,213
+仲未曾落地唧，背後已經有人一齊嚟襲擊嘞。
+
+26
+00:03:33,033 --> 00:03:40,063
+太后雙掌向後揮出，使一招後顧無憂，左掌右掌同時擊中兩個人嘅心口。
+
+27
+00:03:40,708 --> 00:03:42,563
+嗰兩個人𢴈咗出去。
+
+28
+00:03:43,209 --> 00:03:48,022
+只聽見噹噹噹打起鑼，一陣間唧，四圍都響起鑼聲。
+
+29
+00:03:48,658 --> 00:03:54,518
+遠處又有人叫：右衛第一隊、第二隊保護皇上，右衛第三隊保衞太后。
+
+30
+00:03:55,207 --> 00:03:59,190
+跟住東便假山之後有人嗌：呢便有刺客啊！
+
+31
+00:04:00,388 --> 00:04:08,620
+太后知道呢啲都係宮中侍衞，就縮埋喺花叢嘅側跟，掌心嘅疼痛啊一陣陣更加厲害嘞。
+
+32
+00:04:09,678 --> 00:04:17,180
+只見朦朦朧朧有七八堆人喺度互相廝殺，乒乒咣咣，兵刃不斷碰撞，個心諗：
+
+33
+00:04:18,145 --> 00:04:24,034
+原來宮內真係嚟咗刺客，係海老公嘅朋友定係鰲拜嘅舊部呢？
+
+34
+00:04:25,301 --> 00:04:33,673
+聽到遠處傳令嘅聲音唔斷，黑暗之中，火把同埋孔明燈嘅燈光，四面八方噉聚集過嚟。
+
+35
+00:04:34,744 --> 00:04:43,473
+太后睇住如果仲唔走呢稍遲一陣唧就難以甩身嘞，於是喺花叢後便跳出去，急急向慈寧宮走過去。
+
+36
+00:04:44,530 --> 00:04:55,142
+只係走咗幾丈遠唧，迎面有個人撲到嚟，手中一對鋼錐向太后面門猛刺大喝話：大膽反賊，竟然到宮中搗亂！
+
+37
+00:04:56,093 --> 00:05:01,873
+太后微微打斜個身，右掌虛晃一下，左掌向佢肩頭拍落去。
+
+38
+00:05:02,420 --> 00:05:06,452
+嗰個人沉肩避開，左手鋼錐反挑上嚟。
+
+39
+00:05:06,981 --> 00:05:12,740
+太后向左便一閃，右掌反拍，噉啊霎時之間啊兩個人已經拆咗幾招嘞。
+
+40
+00:05:13,638 --> 00:05:17,400
+嗰個人大喝一聲話：你個反賊吖原來係個女人。
+
+41
+00:05:17,937 --> 00:05:25,148
+太后見呢個侍衞武藝唔低，自己啊雖然可以贏佢，但係總要再拆上十幾招至得。
+
+42
+00:05:25,713 --> 00:05:31,000
+噉但係又怕其餘嘅侍衞趕到嚟啊，佢就話：我係太后。
+
+43
+00:05:31,771 --> 00:05:35,001
+嗰個侍衛嚇咗一驚，停手問佢：咩話？
+
+44
+00:05:35,769 --> 00:05:38,908
+大膽奴才，你膽敢冒犯太后？
+
+45
+00:05:39,746 --> 00:05:45,056
+嗰個人稍為一遲疑，太后雙掌齊出，啪一聲，打正佢心口。
+
+46
+00:05:45,386 --> 00:05:49,990
+嗰個侍衞即時就死咗，噉太后呢飛快閃咗入花叢嘞。
+
+47
+00:05:51,646 --> 00:05:59,614
+而家講翻轉頭，話說韋小寶蜎入去被竇，畀太后一掌打正條腰，當堂幾乎窒息咁滯。
+
+48
+00:06:00,063 --> 00:06:06,590
+危急起嚟就拔出靴筒裏頭嘅匕首，喺被竇裏便呢豎起嚟，噉被竇咪高咗囉。
+
+49
+00:06:07,366 --> 00:06:21,149
+太后第二掌向被竇高嗰地方打落去，把匕首鋒利無比，太后呢一掌嘅勁度呢又係極之大嘅，匕首當堂穿過棉被刺入掌心，一直通到去手背。
+
+50
+00:06:21,740 --> 00:06:28,631
+等到太后喺窗口跳出去，韋小寶掀起棉被一角，只聽見屋外便人聲雜亂。
+
+51
+00:06:28,853 --> 00:06:32,172
+佢當時第一個念頭就係：太后派人嚟捉我喇。
+
+52
+00:06:32,785 --> 00:06:36,577
+喺床上跳咗落地，掀開棉被話：我哋快啲走啦。
+
+53
+00:06:37,464 --> 00:06:42,096
+小郡主喊住話：痛啊，哎，痛，痛死我喇。
+
+54
+00:06:43,114 --> 00:06:49,187
+原來太后第一掌嘅掌力呢既打中韋小寶後腰，同時又打中小郡主嘅左腿。
+
+55
+00:06:49,849 --> 00:06:54,368
+小郡主受力比較多啊，左腿小腿骨呢竟然畀佢打斷咗。
+
+56
+00:06:54,861 --> 00:06:57,025
+韋小寶話：做咩唧你？
+
+57
+00:06:57,567 --> 00:07:03,280
+一手揦住佢頸口衣服話：快啲走啦，快啲走啦！將佢拉咗落床。
+
+58
+00:07:04,056 --> 00:07:13,783
+小郡主右腳先落地，只覺得左腳痛到呢難頂喇個身一側，趢倒喺地嚟喊住話：我嘅，我嘅腳斷咗啊。
+
+59
+00:07:14,458 --> 00:07:18,506
+韋小寶急嘞：死妹釘你遲唔斷早唔斷！
+
+60
+00:07:19,088 --> 00:07:29,006
+個心諗：老子自己趯佬要緊喇，咪講話你一隻腳斷咗啦，就算係四隻腳、八隻腳，斷成十七八碌，老子都唔在乎啊。
+
+61
+00:07:29,446 --> 00:07:34,660
+轉身衝到去窗口，裝出去，只盼外便冇人，就跳出去走嘞。
+
+62
+00:07:35,260 --> 00:07:42,810
+誰知一望，只見太后雙掌向後揮出，跟住兩個人飛起嚟，噼啪噉𢴈咗喺地。
+
+63
+00:07:43,481 --> 00:07:49,369
+一個人咁啱呢𢴈喺佢嘅窗口下便，朦朦朧朧見到呢個人着住侍衞嘅服飾。
+
+64
+00:07:50,221 --> 00:07:55,893
+佢心裏便好奇啦：太后為咩事要打宮裏頭嘅侍衞呢？
+
+65
+00:07:56,561 --> 00:08:08,470
+跟住見到太后閃入去花叢，又見幾丈之外，有六七個人正喺度廝殺，鬥得好激烈，聽見遠處有人叫：捉刺客啊，捉刺客啊！
+
+66
+00:08:09,106 --> 00:08:14,206
+韋小寶又驚又喜：嘩，原來真係嚟咗刺客，唔係嚟捉我嘅。
+
+67
+00:08:14,535 --> 00:08:18,640
+定眼望過去，見到太后又喺度同一名侍衞格鬥。
+
+68
+00:08:19,369 --> 00:08:27,124
+嗰個侍衞使一對鋼錐，雖然同佢嘅窗口距離好遠啊，但係仍然可以見到鋼錐上嘅白光閃閃。
+
+69
+00:08:27,266 --> 00:08:34,393
+噉鬥咗一陣，太后又將嗰個侍衞打死嘞，噉好快脆呢，喺黑暗之中隱沒唔見咗。
+
+70
+00:08:35,095 --> 00:08:40,686
+韋小寶捩轉頭睇下小郡主，見到佢坐喺地下細細聲呻吟。
+
+71
+00:08:41,587 --> 00:08:47,953
+當佢知道自己並冇危險喇，情緒就即刻好翻晒，行到佢前面低聲話：
+
+72
+00:08:48,371 --> 00:08:53,365
+痛得好厲害啊？外便有人要嚟捉你啊，快啲唔好嘈喇。
+
+73
+00:08:53,649 --> 00:08:56,082
+小郡主嚇到啞都唔敢再啞嘞。
+
+74
+00:08:57,053 --> 00:08:59,008
+忽然間聽見外便有人叫話：
+
+75
+00:08:59,791 --> 00:09:02,719
+黑腳狗牙齒厲害，去點蒼山啦！
+
+76
+00:09:03,111 --> 00:09:07,271
+小郡主一聽見咦噉一聲話：係我哋嘅人啊。
+
+77
+00:09:08,150 --> 00:09:12,770
+韋小寶奇怪喇：係你嘅朋友啊？你點知道㗎？
+
+78
+00:09:13,748 --> 00:09:19,462
+佢哋講嘅係我哋沐王府嘅暗語，快，快，快啲扶我去睇下。
+
+79
+00:09:20,230 --> 00:09:22,118
+佢哋係唔係嚟皇宮救你啊？
+
+80
+00:09:22,869 --> 00:09:25,403
+我唔知啊，呢處係皇宮咩？
+
+81
+00:09:26,224 --> 00:09:28,030
+韋小寶唔回答佢個心諗：
+
+82
+00:09:29,032 --> 00:09:39,037
+佢哋如果知道妹釘喺���處，衝入嚟救人，嗯嗯老子雙拳難敵四手嘞，一伸手出力揞住佢個嘴，細細聲恐嚇佢話：
+
+83
+00:09:39,583 --> 00:09:46,086
+千祈唔好出聲啊，畀人一發覺啊，連你嗰隻腳都打斷埋，我就唔捨得㗎喇。
+
+84
+00:09:46,746 --> 00:09:50,263
+呢個時候只聽見外便有人呀呀聲噉大聲叫。
+
+85
+00:09:50,784 --> 00:09:53,510
+又有人歡呼話：殺咗兩個刺客喇！
+
+86
+00:09:53,972 --> 00:09:57,657
+噉有人叫：刺客向東便走咗啊，大家快追！
+
+87
+00:09:58,252 --> 00:10:00,429
+噉跟住人聲漸漸去遠咗。
+
+88
+00:10:01,318 --> 00:10:05,141
+韋小寶放開手佢話：你嘅朋友逃走咗喇。
+
+89
+00:10:05,434 --> 00:10:12,174
+小郡主話：唔係逃走啊，佢哋話去點蒼山，係暫時避一避嘅意思啫。
+
+90
+00:10:13,278 --> 00:10:14,836
+噉黑腳狗係咩嘢啊？
+
+91
+00:10:15,590 --> 00:10:17,926
+黑腳狗就係宮裏頭嘅武士囉。
+
+92
+00:10:18,406 --> 00:10:26,054
+噉正喺度傾緊，又聽見遠遠傳令嘅聲音不斷噉傳嚟，顯然宮中正在圍捕刺客啊。
+
+93
+00:10:27,567 --> 00:10:32,918
+忽然間，聽見窗口下便有人呻吟咗兩聲，係個女仔聲嚟。
+
+94
+00:10:33,667 --> 00:10:37,596
+韋小寶話：有個刺客仲未死，我去拮佢兩刀。
+
+95
+00:10:38,293 --> 00:10:42,290
+因為宮內侍衞都係男子，呢個呻吟嘅梗係刺客嘞。
+
+96
+00:10:43,032 --> 00:10:48,018
+小郡主話：唔好，唔好殺啊，或者係我哋府嘅呢。
+
+97
+00:10:48,771 --> 00:10:55,900
+佢扶住韋小寶嘅膊頭，企咗起身，右腳單腳掂地跳咗幾下去到窗口。
+
+98
+00:10:56,712 --> 00:11:01,528
+只見窗口下便有兩個人，佢問：係唔係天南地北㗎？
+
+99
+00:11:01,929 --> 00:11:03,946
+韋小寶一手就揞住佢個嘴。
+
+100
+00:11:04,816 --> 00:11:11,701
+窗口下便有個女仔話：孔雀明王座下，你，你係小郡主啊？
+
+101
+00:11:12,283 --> 00:11:19,212
+韋小寶個心諗：呢個女仔已經發現咗小郡主嘅蹤跡嘞，噉唔係大禍？咪喇。
+
+102
+00:11:19,786 --> 00:11:25,895
+舉起匕首就要掟落去咯噃，突然間右腕一緊，已經畀小郡主捉住嘞。
+
+103
+00:11:26,455 --> 00:11:31,182
+跟住小掩一痛，撳住佢個嘴嘅手呢亦不由自主噉松翻開。
+
+104
+00:11:32,222 --> 00:11:34,775
+小郡主問：係師姐啊？
+
+105
+00:11:35,540 --> 00:11:40,700
+嗰女仔話：係我，你，你，你喺呢處做乜嘢啊？
+
+106
+00:11:41,600 --> 00:11:45,540
+韋小寶接口話：你阿爺吖，你喺處做乜嘢啊？
+
+107
+00:11:45,936 --> 00:11:50,550
+小郡主話：你唔好鬧佢啦，佢係我師姐啊。
+
+108
+00:11:50,942 --> 00:11:52,507
+師姐，你受咗傷啊？
+
+109
+00:11:52,961 --> 00:11:57,264
+哎呀，你快啲想法子救下我師姐啦，師姐同我最好㗎。
+
+110
+00:11:58,387 --> 00:12:01,428
+小郡主呢幾句説話呢分別對兩個人講嘅。
+
+111
+00:12:02,396 --> 00:12:04,807
+嗰個女仔呻吟咗一聲，佢話：
+
+112
+00:12:06,054 --> 00:12:11,264
+唉，我唔要呢個僆仔救我，睇佢亦冇救我嘅本事。
+
+113
+00:12:12,026 --> 00:12:14,969
+韋小寶用力一擢，小郡主就鬆咗手嘞。
+
+114
+00:12:15,498 --> 00:12:20,580
+韋小寶鬧佢：死妹釘吖，你話我冇本事救你？
+
+115
+00:12:21,198 --> 00:12:29,885
+你呢種第九流武功嘅死妹釘啊，哼，老子啊用一隻手指尾咋，隨隨便便就救你二三十個七八十個啦。
+
+116
+00:12:30,628 --> 00:12:34,704
+呢陣時，遠遠又響起捉刺客，捉刺客嘅聲音。
+
+117
+00:12:35,228 --> 00:12:43,099
+小郡主好急嘞連忙話：你快啲救我師姐啦，嗱，我，我叫你三聲好，好哥哥好哥哥，好哥哥。
+
+118
+00:12:44,127 --> 00:12:51,148
+呢三個字本來佢點都唔肯叫嘅，呢個時候為咗求佢救人，竟然連氣叫咗三聲。
+
+119
+00:12:51,450 --> 00:12:57,190
+嘩韋小寶高興到不得了：好妹妹，你要好哥哥做咩嘢啊？
+
+120
+00:12:57,816 --> 00:13:03,964
+小郡主啊醜到滿面通紅佢話：唔該你救下我師姐啦。
+
+121
+00:13:04,739 --> 00:13:07,730
+窗口外便嗰個女仔嘅語氣係十分硬頸噃佢話：
+
+122
+00:13:08,303 --> 00:13:13,835
+使咩求佢啊？呢個衰仔，自身難保，連自己都救唔到自己啊。
+
+123
+00:13:14,644 --> 00:13:19,406
+韋小寶話：哼，畀面過我好妹妹咋，我偏要救你。
+
+124
+00:13:19,833 --> 00:13:23,560
+好妹妹，我哋講過嗰説話呢，唔准你抵賴㗎噃。
+
+125
+00:13:24,044 --> 00:13:28,933
+你要我救你師姐吖，噉以後就唔能夠改口，永遠要叫我做好哥哥。
+
+126
+00:13:29,471 --> 00:13:35,280
+小郡主話：以後叫你咩嘢都得，好叔叔、好伯伯、好公公。
+
+127
+00:13:35,724 --> 00:13:38,370
+誒唔係唔係，我只係做好哥哥唧。
+
+128
+00:13:39,546 --> 00:13:44,968
+係喇，我永遠都叫，永遠叫你做好，好。
+
+129
+00:13:45,594 --> 00:13:46,558
+好咩嘢吖？
+
+130
+00:13:47,480 --> 00:13:52,291
+好，好哥哥。講完，喺佢背脊輕輕一推。
+
+131
+00:13:52,956 --> 00:13:58,544
+韋小寶喺窗口跳出去，見到一個身穿黑衣嘅女仔，打斜瞓喺地。
+
+132
+00:13:59,112 --> 00:14:05,530
+韋小寶話：啲侍衞啊就要嚟捉你去，將你斬成肉醬，做鮮肉包嚟食。
+
+133
+00:14:06,266 --> 00:14:10,931
+嗰個女仔話：怕咩嘢啊？自不然有人嚟同我報仇嘅。
+
+134
+00:14:11,375 --> 00:14:14,175
+哈你個妹釘吖都幾牙擦㗎噃。
+
+135
+00:14:14,593 --> 00:14:22,337
+話你聽吖，啲侍衞呢唔殺你住，剝光你嘅衣服，大家呢，大家攞你嚟做老婆先。
+
+136
+00:14:23,169 --> 00:14:25,339
+你快啲一刀殺咗本姑娘啦。
+
+137
+00:14:25,644 --> 00:14:31,280
+嘿嘿嘿，我點解要殺你啊？我亦要剝光你嘅衣服，攞你嚟做老婆。
+
+138
+00:14:31,778 --> 00:14:33,479
+講完護低身就抱佢。
+
+139
+00:14:34,097 --> 00:14:36,514
+嗰個女仔急起上嚟，打咗佢一巴。
+
+140
+00:14:37,196 --> 00:14:43,616
+但係佢受咗重傷吖，手上一啲力都冇，一巴打喺塊面處就好似輕輕拂一拂噉唧。
+
+141
+00:14:44,369 --> 00:14:49,332
+韋小寶笑住話：你都未做我老婆就先同老公撓痕喇？
+
+142
+00:14:49,822 --> 00:14:53,213
+講完，抱起佢，喺窗口送入去房。
+
+143
+00:14:53,911 --> 00:14:59,941
+小郡主好歡喜嘞，行上前將個女仔接住，慢慢將佢放落床。
+
+144
+00:15:00,886 --> 00:15:05,723
+韋小寶正話想跟住跳入房，忽然間聽見腳邊有個人低聲話：
+
+145
+00:15:06,493 --> 00:15:18,604
+桂，桂公公，呢，呢個女仔，呢個女仔係反賊，刺客，唔，唔救得佢㗎。
+
+146
+00:15:19,507 --> 00:15:23,526
+韋小寶大吃一驚喇問佢話：你，你係邊個啊？
+
+147
+00:15:24,161 --> 00:15:29,974
+嗰嗰人話：我，我係宮中侍，侍衞啊。
+
+148
+00:15:30,627 --> 00:15:38,087
+韋小寶當堂明白喇，佢係啱先畀太后一掌打中嘅侍衞竟然未死，佢瞓喺地下唔逳得唧。
+
+149
+00:15:38,571 --> 00:15:42,626
+講說話就斷斷續續，噉受傷呢一定係極重嘅。
+
+150
+00:15:43,303 --> 00:15:50,953
+個心諗：我如果將呢個黑衣女仔交出去就梗係一件功勞啦，噉但係小郡主又點算呢？
+
+151
+00:15:51,997 --> 00:15:55,534
+呢件事敗露出嚟就唔得掂㗎噃。
+
+152
+00:15:56,055 --> 00:15:59,430
+於是舉起匕首，哧一刀，插到佢胸膛。
+
+153
+00:15:59,932 --> 00:16:02,761
+嗰個侍衞啞都冇啞就即時死咗嘞。
+
+154
+00:16:03,428 --> 00:16:09,266
+韋小寶話：真係對唔住喇吓，如果先頭你唔開口呢，就唔會死嘅。
+
+155
+00:16:09,622 --> 00:16:13,721
+不過我桂公公嘅人頭呢，就唔係咁穩陣喇。
+
+156
+00:16:14,650 --> 00:16:21,504
+佢再一諗：哎呀，左近都怕有啲受傷嘅，咪搵嘅搞，我要一個個都殺咗滅口。
+
+157
+00:16:22,256 --> 00:16:28,232
+噉佢喺周圍花叢假山啊搵咗一輪，見地下呢總共有五個屍體。
+
+158
+00:16:28,806 --> 00:16:34,059
+三個係宮中侍衞，兩個係刺客，都已經氣絕身亡嘞。
+
+159
+00:16:34,874 --> 00:16:43,964
+韋小寶抱起一個刺客嘅屍體，放喺窗口上便，頭裏腳外，跟住喺屍體背後，用匕首插咗幾下。
+
+160
+00:16:44,915 --> 00:16:52,613
+小郡主嚇咗一驚啊佢話：佢，佢係我哋王府嘅人噃，死都死咗喇，點解又要殺佢啊？
+
+161
+00:16:53,412 --> 00:17:01,042
+韋小寶話：哼！佢死都死咗咯，噉我就唔能夠再殺佢啊？你殺個死人畀我睇下吖。
+
+162
+00:17:01,157 --> 00:17:04,413
+要救你呢個臭鬼師姐啊唔係噉唔得㗎。
+
+163
+00:17:05,120 --> 00:17:08,206
+嗰個女仔瞓喺床上便話：你先至臭啊，
+
+164
+00:17:09,042 --> 00:17:11,579
+你又未聞過，點知我臭啊？
+
+165
+00:17:12,746 --> 00:17:14,777
+呢間屋裏便就有一浸臭𡃴。
+
+166
+00:17:15,580 --> 00:17:18,917
+本來好香㗎，你入嚟之後先至臭嘅啫嘛。
+
+167
+00:17:19,361 --> 00:17:24,763
+小郡主急喇：哎呀你兩個又唔相識，一見面就嘈交，快啲唔好嘈啦。
+
+168
+00:17:25,222 --> 00:17:30,471
+師姐，你點解嚟到呢處㗎？係，係咪嚟救我㗎？
+
+169
+00:17:31,080 --> 00:17:38,611
+嗰個女仔話：我哋唔知道你喺呢處，大家唔見咗你，到處咁搵，搵唔到。
+
+170
+00:17:39,397 --> 00:17:41,980
+講到呢處，已經上氣唔接下氣嘞。
+
+171
+00:17:42,495 --> 00:17:46,792
+韋小寶話：冇力講説話就少講幾句吖。
+
+172
+00:17:47,804 --> 00:17:49,591
+我偏要講，你點吖？
+
+173
+00:17:50,142 --> 00:17:53,416
+你有本事咪講落去囉，講啦嘛講啦嘛。
+
+174
+00:17:53,914 --> 00:17:58,553
+你睇人哋小郡主吖幾咁温柔斯文吖，邊度似你咁潑辣嘅啫？
+
+175
+00:17:59,024 --> 00:18:07,510
+小郡主連忙話：唔係啊唔係啊，你唔知咋，我師姐係至好人㗎喇，你唔好鬧佢啦，佢就唔會嬲你㗎啦嘛。
+
+176
+00:18:08,209 --> 00:18:12,060
+師姐，你邊度受咗傷啊��傷得重唔重啊？
+
+177
+00:18:12,864 --> 00:18:18,769
+佢武功唔得，又唔自量，嚟皇宮嚟丟架，梗係傷得好重啦。
+
+178
+00:18:18,885 --> 00:18:23,840
+我睇佢呀，都怕冇三個時辰命啊，唔到天光就歸天㗎喇。
+
+179
+00:18:24,550 --> 00:18:30,552
+唔會嘅，唔會嘅，好哥哥，你你快啲想法子救下我師姐啦。
+
+180
+00:18:31,274 --> 00:18:34,823
+嗰個女仔發惡話：我寧可死啊都唔要佢救啊。
+
+181
+00:18:35,134 --> 00:18:40,600
+小郡主，呢個衰仔油腔滑調，你點解叫佢，叫佢。
+
+182
+00:18:41,263 --> 00:18:42,227
+叫我咩啊？
+
+183
+00:18:42,916 --> 00:18:45,954
+嗰女仔唔上當喇：叫你馬騮仔咯。
+
+184
+00:18:46,150 --> 00:18:49,327
+韋小寶話：係馬騮公呢定馬騮乸啊？
+
+185
+00:18:50,167 --> 00:18:55,238
+嗰個女仔聽佢講嘢咁粗俗無賴，就唔睬佢，一味喘氣。
+
+186
+00:18:56,101 --> 00:19:00,766
+韋小寶搦起支蠟燭佢話：我哋睇下佢邊度受咗傷先啦。
+
+187
+00:19:01,339 --> 00:19:05,223
+嗰個女仔大聲叫話：唔好睇我，唔好睇我！
+
+188
+00:19:05,997 --> 00:19:10,940
+韋小寶喝佢話：嘈咩啊嘈？你想人哋捉咗你去做老婆啊？
+
+189
+00:19:11,287 --> 00:19:20,493
+攞住蠟燭走埋去一睇，只見呢個女仔半邊面都係血，約莫十七八歲啦，瓜子面，生得好靚。
+
+190
+00:19:21,027 --> 00:19:25,615
+忍唔住讚一聲話：原來個臭妹釘係個靚女。
+
+191
+00:19:26,130 --> 00:19:31,190
+小郡主話：你唔好鬧我師姐啦，佢，佢係生得好靚㗎。
+
+192
+00:19:31,884 --> 00:19:35,920
+韋小寶話：好，我更加非要佢做老婆不可。
+
+193
+00:19:36,502 --> 00:19:44,453
+嗰個女仔一驚，想掙扎起身嚟打人，但個身輕輕一抬唧，就哎吖一聲，𢴈翻喺床上便。
+
+194
+00:19:45,408 --> 00:19:52,979
+韋小寶對於男女間嘅事，喺妓院裏頭自不然聽得好多，都完全都唔當做一回事嘅。
+
+195
+00:19:53,697 --> 00:19:59,273
+噉講到話要攞佢嚟做老婆等等，佢年紀細小，亦從來冇起過心。
+
+196
+00:19:59,801 --> 00:20:08,169
+只係佢鐘意惡作劇，見嗰個女仔聽見自己一講到話要攞佢嚟做老婆，就急成噉嘅樣，不禁十分得意嘞。
+
+197
+00:20:08,627 --> 00:20:13,410
+嘿嘿嘿嘿，你唔使心急嘅，都未拜堂，點能夠做夫妻呢？
+
+198
+00:20:13,633 --> 00:20:17,446
+你當呢處係麗春院咩？話做夫妻就即刻就做。
+
+199
+00:20:17,733 --> 00:20:21,832
+哎呀，你傷口流血啊，唔好整污糟我鋪床啊。
+
+200
+00:20:22,539 --> 00:20:27,114
+只見佢衣衫上面鮮血不停咁滲出嚟，傷勢實在唔輕。
+
+201
+00:20:28,498 --> 00:20:32,733
+忽然間，聽見一班人快步行近嚟，有個人叫住話：
+
+202
+00:20:33,227 --> 00:20:35,923
+桂公公，桂公公，你冇事吖嘛？
+
+203
+00:20:36,550 --> 00:20:46,544
+宮中侍衞擊退咗刺客，噉啊派人保護咗皇上、太后，同埋地位比較高嘅嬪妃，就嚟保護有職司有權力嘅太監。
+
+204
+00:20:47,417 --> 00:20:52,491
+韋小寶係皇帝面前嘅紅人啊，噉就有十幾名侍衞搶住嚟討好嘞。
+
+205
+00:20:53,657 --> 00:20:56,966
+韋小寶低聲對小郡主話：上翻床啦。
+
+206
+00:20:57,706 --> 00:21:04,504
+噉拉張棉被嚟將兩個人都冚實，放低堂蚊帳，跟住就叫話：你哋快啲嚟，呢處有刺客啊！
+
+207
+00:21:05,337 --> 00:21:10,245
+嗰個女仔大吃一驚，但係佢受咗重傷啊，邊處掙扎得起吖？
+
+208
+00:21:10,761 --> 00:21:14,892
+小郡主急喇：你唔好嘈喇，唔好叫人嚟捉我師姐啊。
+
+209
+00:21:15,573 --> 00:21:18,712
+佢都唔肯做我老婆，有咩咁客氣唧？
+
+210
+00:21:19,547 --> 00:21:26,718
+呢個時候，十幾名侍衞已經走到嚟窗口外便，一個人大聲叫話：啊，呢度有刺客啊！
+
+211
+00:21:27,251 --> 00:21:34,049
+韋小寶笑住話：呢個傢伙啊，想走入嚟我間房，畀老子幾刀就做瓜佢嘞。
+
+212
+00:21:34,847 --> 00:21:41,828
+眾侍衛舉起火把，果然見到嗰個人背脊有幾個傷口，衣服、窗口、地下都係血跡。
+
+213
+00:21:42,401 --> 00:21:44,916
+有個人話：桂公公受驚喇。
+
+214
+00:21:45,387 --> 00:21:56,691
+另外一個人話：桂公公受咩嘢驚唧？桂公公武功咁使得，一逳手啊就將刺客殺死嘞，就算嚟多幾個啊，咪一樣殺埋。
+
+215
+00:21:57,206 --> 00:22:02,602
+眾侍衛跟住托大腳，大讚韋小寶使得，今晚啊又立咗大功啊噉。
+
+216
+00:22:02,994 --> 00:22:09,566
+韋小寶話：功勞呢亦冇乜嘢功勞，做瓜一兩個刺客啫嘛，亦唔使嘥幾多力嘅。
+
+217
+00:22:10,010 --> 00:22:14,036
+不過要捉住滿洲第一勇士鰲拜呢，就比較難啲喇。
+
+218
+00:22:14,826 --> 00:22:18,252
+噉眾侍衛梗係你又讚時我又讚啦。
+
+219
+00:22:18,545 --> 00:22:22,877
+嗱各位，欲知後事如何，且聽下回分解。

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+1
+00:00:00,036 --> 00:00:10,684
+前文再續啊書接上一回啊，話説一班宮中侍衞走嚟托韋小寶大腳，大讚韋小寶使得。
+
+2
+00:00:11,838 --> 00:00:18,804
+一名侍衞話：施老六同埋熊老二殉職身亡，呢批刺客啊真係兇惡之至啊。
+
+3
+00:00:18,990 --> 00:00:21,646
+如果唔係桂公公，又點對付得了啊？
+
+4
+00:00:22,498 --> 00:00:27,471
+韋小寶話：喂喂，大家仲係去保護皇上至緊要，我呢處冇事。
+
+5
+00:00:28,089 --> 00:00:33,901
+有個人話：多總管率領咗二百幾名兄弟，親自喺皇上寢宮守衞啊。
+
+6
+00:00:34,230 --> 00:00:38,230
+啲刺客趯嘅趯殺嘅殺，宮裏便已經清淨晒喇。
+
+7
+00:00:39,276 --> 00:00:44,424
+韋小寶話：殉職嘅侍衞，我聽日請求皇上賞賜多啲撫恤。
+
+8
+00:00:44,913 --> 00:00:47,953
+大家都辛苦晒喇，皇上必有重賞嘅。
+
+9
+00:00:48,627 --> 00:00:52,097
+噉眾侍衛好歡喜啦，一齊請安致謝。
+
+10
+00:00:52,808 --> 00:00:59,661
+韋小寶個心諗：又唔使我攞銀出嚟嘅，點解唔做多啲好人唧？噉就話：
+
+11
+00:01:00,128 --> 00:01:03,780
+各位嘅姓名我記唔清楚喇，請各位自己報一下啦。
+
+12
+00:01:04,056 --> 00:01:08,821
+皇上如果問起今晚奮勇出力立咗大功嘅人，噉兄弟可以提一提吖嘛。
+
+13
+00:01:09,521 --> 00:01:12,743
+眾侍衞更加歡喜喇連忙報上姓名。
+
+14
+00:01:13,487 --> 00:01:20,160
+韋小寶記性係極之好嘅，將十幾人嘅姓名，複述咗一次，一啲都冇錯，噉佢話：
+
+15
+00:01:20,724 --> 00:01:25,943
+大家再到各處巡下啦，講唔定黑暗隱僻嘅地方啊，仲有刺客匿埋啊。
+
+16
+00:01:26,476 --> 00:01:33,542
+如果捉到生口，男嘅，重重拷打，女嘅呢，就剝光晒佢啲衣服做老婆。
+
+17
+00:01:34,133 --> 00:01:38,185
+班侍衞哈哈大笑，一味咁話：係啊，係啊！
+
+18
+00:01:38,763 --> 00:01:41,272
+韋小寶話：將屍體抬出去啦。
+
+19
+00:01:41,814 --> 00:01:46,238
+噉眾侍衞應咗，搶住搬抬屍體，請咗安就去嘞。
+
+20
+00:01:47,292 --> 00:01:51,656
+韋小寶閂翻埋窗，行過嚟，掀開張棉被。
+
+21
+00:01:52,310 --> 00:01:57,278
+小郡主笑住話：你呢個人啊真係曳嘅啫，嚇咗我哋一跳。
+
+22
+00:01:57,553 --> 00:02:04,594
+哎呀！只見被褥上面都係鮮血，佢師姐面色慘白，呼吸微弱。
+
+23
+00:02:05,504 --> 00:02:09,773
+韋小寶話：佢邊處受傷啊？快啲幫佢止血啦。
+
+24
+00:02:10,488 --> 00:02:14,546
+嗰個女仔話：你，你，你行開。
+
+25
+00:02:14,930 --> 00:02:19,947
+小郡主，我，我傷喺心口啊。
+
+26
+00:02:20,600 --> 00:02:27,493
+韋小寶見佢流血流得極多，怕佢傷重身死，唔敢再撩佢嘞，噉啊擰歪塊面話：
+
+27
+00:02:27,955 --> 00:02:31,644
+傷口流血有咩好睇唧？你估西洋鏡萬花筒咩？
+
+28
+00:02:32,070 --> 00:02:34,230
+小郡主，你有冇傷藥啊？
+
+29
+00:02:34,857 --> 00:02:36,837
+小郡主話：我冇啊。
+
+30
+00:02:37,625 --> 00:02:40,457
+韋小寶話：臭妹釘身邊有冇吖？
+
+31
+00:02:41,003 --> 00:02:45,437
+嗰個女仔話：冇，你，你先係臭妹釘啊。
+
+32
+00:02:45,828 --> 00:02:50,499
+只聽見衣服嘶嘶沙沙，小郡主又解開嗰個女仔嘅衣服。
+
+33
+00:02:51,281 --> 00:02:55,674
+忽然間大驚噉叫：哎呀，點，點算啫？
+
+34
+00:02:56,399 --> 00:03:04,637
+韋小寶捩轉頭一睇，見嗰個女仔右乳下便，有個兩寸幾長嘅傷口，鮮血仲喺度猛咁流。
+
+35
+00:03:05,422 --> 00:03:12,184
+小郡主係手足無措，喊喇：你，你，你快啲救我師姐啦。
+
+36
+00:03:13,059 --> 00:03:19,234
+嗰個女仔又驚又醜，聲都震晒話：唔，唔好，唔好畀佢睇。
+
+37
+00:03:20,132 --> 00:03:23,090
+韋小寶話：呸！我先至唔稀罕喇。
+
+38
+00:03:23,911 --> 00:03:30,710
+之見到佢血流不止亦不禁慌嘞，四圍睇下，想搵啲棉花布片幫佢塞住傷口啦。
+
+39
+00:03:31,354 --> 00:03:41,590
+一擸眼，見到藥缽裏頭有大半缽蓮蓉豆蓉蜜糖珍珠糊，嘿，佢歡喜喇：我呢啲靈丹妙藥啊，止血就最啱喇。
+
+40
+00:03:42,043 --> 00:03:44,512
+𢳂起一大𢳂，抹喺佢傷口上便。
+
+41
+00:03:45,526 --> 00:03:50,111
+呢種蜜糊啊黏性好緊要嘅，黏住啲傷口血就停嘞。
+
+42
+00:03:50,582 --> 00:03:57,022
+韋小寶將藥缽裏頭嘅蜜糊，都敷晒上去佢傷口，噉自己手指上便呢亦都係蜜糊。
+
+43
+00:03:57,672 --> 00:04:04,518
+見到佢心口，呢個小頑童惡作劇嘅心又起嘞，一反手，冚𠾴唥都抹喺佢乳房上便。
+
+44
+00:04:05,157 --> 00:04:12,150
+嗰個女仔又醜又嬲，大叫話：小，小郡主，快啲，快啲同我殺咗佢。
+
+45
+00:04:12,794 --> 00:04:16,519
+小郡主解釋喇：師姐，佢同你醫傷吖嘛。
+
+46
+00:04:17,209 --> 00:04:20,899
+嗰個女仔激到啊爭啲暈咗，不過佢唔逳得啊。
+
+47
+00:04:21,562 --> 00:04:28,257
+韋小寶��：你快啲點咗佢穴道啦，唔准佢亂講亂逳，否則流血不止，性命交關喇。
+
+48
+00:04:28,781 --> 00:04:34,697
+小郡主哦噉應咗佢，就點咗嗰個女仔小腹、小掩、腿上幾處穴道。
+
+49
+00:04:35,053 --> 00:04:38,108
+佢話：師姐，你唔好亂逳啊。
+
+50
+00:04:38,973 --> 00:04:45,236
+呢個時候，佢自己隻腳斷嗰處呢亦都痛得不可開交，眼淚水都混晒擎喇。
+
+51
+00:04:45,681 --> 00:04:48,420
+韋小寶話：你都瞓喺處唔好逳啊。
+
+52
+00:04:49,109 --> 00:04:58,900
+記得細時喺楊州同流氓仔打交，有個人係跌斷咗手，跌打醫生啊用夾板將斷手夾住，用草藥嚟敷。
+
+53
+00:04:59,242 --> 00:05:09,559
+得！即刻拔出匕首，斬咗兩隻凳腳，喺佢斷腳嘅地方夾住，用繩綁緊，個心諗：呢傷藥去邊處搵呢？
+
+54
+00:05:10,159 --> 00:05:13,521
+諗一諗，有主意喇，噉對小郡主話：
+
+55
+00:05:14,298 --> 00:05:16,872
+你哋瞓喺張床處千祈唔好出聲噃。
+
+56
+00:05:17,383 --> 00:05:21,822
+噉啊放低蚊帳，吹熄咗蠟燭，拉開門閂就出門嘞。
+
+57
+00:05:22,546 --> 00:05:26,160
+小郡主驚喇：你，你要去邊處啊？
+
+58
+00:05:26,804 --> 00:05:28,568
+去攞藥醫你隻腳吖嘛。
+
+59
+00:05:29,472 --> 00:05:31,065
+噉你快啲返嚟噃。
+
+60
+00:05:31,456 --> 00:05:32,746
+得喇，得喇。
+
+61
+00:05:33,320 --> 00:05:40,362
+聽小郡主講説話嘅語氣，竟然係將自己當成係大靠山，嘿好得意啊。
+
+62
+00:05:40,989 --> 00:05:50,279
+佢反手掩翻埋道門，一諗：唔妥當，又推開道門入去，上咗門戌，喺窗口跳出去，噉啊閂翻埋道窗。
+
+63
+00:05:50,732 --> 00:05:56,964
+噉樣一嚟，宮中除咗太后、皇上，噉啊邊個都唔敢擅自入佢間屋嘞。
+
+64
+00:05:57,740 --> 00:06:03,021
+佢行咗十幾步，只覺得條腰處呢隱隱作痛，個心諗：
+
+65
+00:06:03,880 --> 00:06:15,047
+皇太后呢個老舉乸落毒手打我，如果宮內再住落去，老子條命啊遲早都難保咯，仲係盡早鬆人為妙喇。
+
+66
+00:06:15,912 --> 00:06:22,256
+佢一字諗一字向有火光嘅地方行過去，去到喇，見係幾名侍衞喺度巡邏。
+
+67
+00:06:22,813 --> 00:06:25,662
+一見到係韋小寶，就搶住迎上去。
+
+68
+00:06:26,399 --> 00:06:30,942
+韋小寶問：宮裏頭嘅侍衛兄弟有幾多個受傷啊？
+
+69
+00:06:31,646 --> 00:06:36,513
+一個人話：回公公，有七八人重傷，十四五個輕傷。
+
+70
+00:06:37,619 --> 00:06:39,488
+喺邊處醫啊？帶我去睇下。
+
+71
+00:06:40,357 --> 00:06:45,578
+班侍衛一齊話：公公關心侍衞兄弟，大家冇一個唔感激啊真係。
+
+72
+00:06:46,084 --> 00:06:52,095
+於是兩名侍衞帶路，帶住韋小寶去眾侍衞駐守嘅宿衞值班房嘞。
+
+73
+00:06:53,513 --> 00:07:00,871
+二十幾名受傷嘅侍衞瞓喺廳處，有四名太醫，喺度同眾人醫治就忙到不亦樂乎。
+
+74
+00:07:01,813 --> 00:07:11,930
+韋小寶行前去慰問，猛咁誇獎眾人，為咗保護皇上奮不顧身，英勇殺敵，仲逐個詢問傷者嘅姓名。
+
+75
+00:07:12,529 --> 00:07:16,661
+班侍衛當堂精神百倍啊，似乎傷口都唔係點痛嘞。
+
+76
+00:07:17,429 --> 00:07:22,957
+韋小寶問：呢啲反賊到底係邊一路㗎啫？係咪鰲拜手下啊？
+
+77
+00:07:23,777 --> 00:07:26,990
+一名侍衞話：似乎係漢人噃。
+
+78
+00:07:27,581 --> 00:07:28,944
+唔知捉到活口冇呢？
+
+79
+00:07:29,897 --> 00:07:36,944
+韋小寶一方面詢問啲侍衞同刺客格鬥嘅情形，一方面呢，就留心睇住太醫用藥。
+
+80
+00:07:37,822 --> 00:07:44,689
+班侍衛有啲係受咗刀槍外傷，有啲係受咗拳掌內傷，又或者係斷骨挫傷。
+
+81
+00:07:45,428 --> 00:07:55,953
+韋小寶話：啊呢啲傷藥我身邊都要準備一啲至得，如果宮中侍衞兄弟受咗傷，嚟唔切請太醫嘞，我可以先同大家醫住先吖嘛。
+
+82
+00:07:56,236 --> 00:08:04,060
+哼，呢啲刺客啊窮兇極惡，天咁大個膽噃，今日唔能夠一網打盡啊難保以後唔會再嚟啊。
+
+83
+00:08:04,787 --> 00:08:09,780
+幾名侍衞都話：桂公公體恤侍衞兄弟，真係想得周到嘞。
+
+84
+00:08:10,556 --> 00:08:17,291
+韋小寶話：啱先我受咗三名刺客圍攻，我殺咗一名，另外兩個傢伙啊逃走咗。
+
+85
+00:08:17,788 --> 00:08:22,432
+不過我條後腰呢都畀刺客重重打咗一掌，呢陣時啊仲痛啊。
+
+86
+00:08:22,952 --> 00:08:29,563
+個心諗：老舉乸嚟行刺老子唔通佢唔係刺客咩？吖老子呢一次冇講大話噃。
+
+87
+00:08:30,199 --> 00:08:36,325
+四名太醫一聽，連忙放低班侍衞一齊過嚟，解開佢件袍睇下。
+
+88
+00:08:36,734 --> 00:08:42,223
+果然條腰處呢有好大一塊青黑色，噉啊即刻調藥同佢外敷內服。
+
+89
+00:08:42,999 --> 00:08:52,229
+韋小寶叫太醫將各種傷藥都包咗一大包帶走，又問明咗外敷內服嘅用法，再攞咗兩塊敷傷用嘅夾板。
+
+90
+00:08:52,504 --> 00:08:55,730
+又誇獎一陣慰問一陣，噉先至離開。
+
+91
+00:08:57,140 --> 00:09:08,017
+話説韋小寶返到自己間屋，先不先喺窗外便聽下先，房裏便並冇動靜喇，就低聲話：小郡主，我返嚟喇。
+
+92
+00:09:08,837 --> 00:09:14,246
+佢怕貿貿然擒入窗，畀個女仔斬一刀刺一劍，噉就弊傢伙喇。
+
+93
+00:09:14,872 --> 00:09:19,200
+小郡主聽見就話喇：唉，我等咗你好耐喇。
+
+94
+00:09:20,087 --> 00:09:27,311
+韋小寶擒入去，閂翻埋窗，點着蠟燭，掀開蚊帳，見嗰兩個少女一拍噉瞓響處。
+
+95
+00:09:28,006 --> 00:09:31,202
+嗰個女仔同佢目光一接觸，即刻就眯翻埋雙眼。
+
+96
+00:09:31,717 --> 00:09:35,727
+小郡主呢就擘大雙眼，眼神啊好欣慰。
+
+97
+00:09:36,629 --> 00:09:40,126
+韋小寶話：小郡主，我同你敷藥啦。
+
+98
+00:09:40,619 --> 00:09:43,945
+小郡主話：唔使喇，醫我師姐先。
+
+99
+00:09:44,318 --> 00:09:46,879
+唔該你將傷藥畀我，我同佢敷啦。
+
+100
+00:09:47,721 --> 00:09:51,418
+韋小寶話：咩你你你唧？叫都唔叫一聲。
+
+101
+00:09:52,779 --> 00:09:57,010
+噉你到底叫做咩嘢名吖？我聽佢哋叫你做桂公公嘅。
+
+102
+00:09:57,856 --> 00:10:00,872
+桂公公係佢哋叫嘅，噉你叫我咩嘢吖？
+
+103
+00:10:02,148 --> 00:10:07,463
+我個心，心裏便可以叫你做好，好哥哥。
+
+104
+00:10:08,170 --> 00:10:13,720
+不過個嘴一味噉叫，噉就，噉就，噉就唔係，唔唔係點好喇。
+
+105
+00:10:14,267 --> 00:10:20,750
+好，嗱我哋通融一下，有人喺側跟嘅時候呢，我叫你做小郡主，你叫我桂大哥。
+
+106
+00:10:21,105 --> 00:10:24,969
+冇人嘅時候，我叫你好妹妹，你叫我好哥哥。
+
+107
+00:10:25,369 --> 00:10:33,723
+小郡主都仲未應佢，嗰個女仔擘大雙眼話：小郡主，骨痺到死啊，佢攞你便宜啫嘛，唔好聽佢嘅啫。
+
+108
+00:10:34,548 --> 00:10:42,217
+韋小寶話：哼！又唔係要你叫，你理咁多閒事做咩啊？你就叫我做好哥哥我都唔䎺啊。
+
+109
+00:10:42,857 --> 00:10:45,861
+小郡主問：噉你要佢叫你做乜嘢吖？
+
+110
+00:10:46,480 --> 00:10:50,063
+除非佢叫我做好老公、老公仔噉啦。
+
+111
+00:10:50,729 --> 00:10:54,349
+嗰個女仔塊面一紅，跟住就周身唔開胃噉話：
+
+112
+00:10:54,749 --> 00:10:58,429
+你想做人哋老公呀，來世投過胎啦。
+
+113
+00:10:58,900 --> 00:11:04,741
+小郡主話：哎呀好喇好喇，你兩個又唔係前世冤家，點解一見面就嘈呢？
+
+114
+00:11:05,314 --> 00:11:07,831
+桂大哥，唔該你畀啲傷藥我啦。
+
+115
+00:11:08,356 --> 00:11:11,089
+韋小寶話：我先嚟同你敷藥。
+
+116
+00:11:11,534 --> 00:11:23,740
+掀開張被，卷起小郡主條褲，拆開愛嚟做夾板嘅凳腳，將跌打傷藥敷喺小腿斷骨嘅地方，然後將攞嚟嘅夾板夾住，綁緊。
+
+117
+00:11:24,520 --> 00:11:27,510
+小郡主啊一味咁多謝，好誠懇。
+
+118
+00:11:28,556 --> 00:11:31,664
+韋小寶話：我老婆叫做咩嘢名啊？
+
+119
+00:11:32,135 --> 00:11:35,031
+小郡主打個特嘞：你老婆？
+
+120
+00:11:35,831 --> 00:11:38,980
+見韋小寶對嗰個女人努一努嘴，就微笑話：
+
+121
+00:11:39,698 --> 00:11:44,291
+你就鐘意講笑，我師姐姓方，個名叫做。
+
+122
+00:11:44,740 --> 00:11:46,886
+嗰女仔急嘞：你唔好同佢講啊。
+
+123
+00:11:47,233 --> 00:11:54,147
+韋小寶聽見佢姓方，即刻就想起沐王府中劉白芳蘇四大家將嘞，佢就話：
+
+124
+00:11:54,631 --> 00:11:57,066
+佢姓方吖嘛，我當然知道啦。
+
+125
+00:11:57,306 --> 00:12:02,814
+咩嘢聖手居士蘇岡啊，白氏雙木白寒松、白寒楓啊，都係我嘅親戚。
+
+126
+00:12:03,379 --> 00:12:09,612
+小郡主同嗰個女仔，聽住佢講到蘇岡同白氏兄弟嘅名都非常驚奇。
+
+127
+00:12:10,226 --> 00:12:14,631
+小郡主話：點解，點解佢哋都係你嘅親戚嘅？
+
+128
+00:12:15,337 --> 00:12:20,264
+韋小寶話：劉白方蘇四大家將，我哋當然係親戚啦。
+
+129
+00:12:21,063 --> 00:12:24,932
+小郡主更加奇怪喇：真係想唔到啊。
+
+130
+00:12:25,636 --> 00:12:29,325
+嗰個女仔話：小郡主，唔好信佢亂咁噏唧。
+
+131
+00:12:29,663 --> 00:12:34,808
+呢個細路啊曳到死，佢唔係我親戚啊，有呢種親戚啊就衰咯。
+
+132
+00:12:35,288 --> 00:12:40,574
+韋小寶哈哈大笑，將傷藥交畀小郡主，喺佢耳仔邊細細聲話：
+
+133
+00:12:41,057 --> 00:12:44,976
+好妹妹，你靜靜同我講，佢叫做咩嘢名啊？
+
+134
+00:12:45,608 --> 00:12:53,922
+但係兩個少女一拍噉瞓響處，韋小寶講得雖然係細聲啊，仲係畀嗰個女仔聽見嘞，佢話：唔好講。
+
+135
+00:12:54,646 --> 00:13:04,723
+韋小寶話：唔講都可以，但係我就要啜下你嘅嘴，先喺呢便塊面呢錫一錫，再喺嗰便塊面呢又錫一錫，然後啜一個嘴。
+
+136
+00:13:05,368 --> 00:13:08,997
+你到底鐘意啜下個嘴呢，定係鐘意講個名出嚟我聽吖？
+
+137
+00:13:09,379 --> 00:13:11,510
+我估呢你一定係鐘意啜嘴喇。
+
+138
+00:13:12,546 --> 00:13:18,705
+喺燭光之下見到嗰女仔容顏艷麗，個鼻呢就聞到一陣陣女仔嘅體香。
+
+139
+00:13:18,883 --> 00:13:26,433
+嘩，個心啊好歡喜，佢話：原來你真係香嘅，噉啊真係要好好錫一錫喇。
+
+140
+00:13:26,944 --> 00:13:31,808
+嗰個女仔呢冇法子逳得，畀佢激到呢鼻哥窿出煙。
+
+141
+00:13:32,608 --> 00:13:44,884
+好彩佢年紀細，啱先聽咗班侍衞講，又知道佢係個太監，只不過係口頭上頑皮胡鬧，唔會有咩真正非禮嘅行為嘅，所以呢亦都唔係幾驚。
+
+142
+00:13:45,839 --> 00:13:51,781
+見佢將個口哄埋嚟真係要啜嘴嘞，連忙話：講啦講啦，講畀呢個衰仔聽啦。
+
+143
+00:13:52,410 --> 00:13:53,882
+小郡主笑咗一笑話：
+
+144
+00:13:54,639 --> 00:14:00,443
+我師姐姓方，單名一個怡字，豎心邊一個台字嗰個怡啊。
+
+145
+00:14:01,288 --> 00:14:05,468
+韋小寶根本唔知道個怡字點樣寫法，噉啊求其岌一岌頭話：
+
+146
+00:14:05,779 --> 00:14:09,166
+嗯，呢個名馬馬虎虎啦亦唔算係點好嘅。
+
+147
+00:14:09,397 --> 00:14:11,948
+小郡主，你係叫做咩名啊？
+
+148
+00:14:12,366 --> 00:14:18,908
+小郡主話：我叫做沐劍屏，係屏風嗰個屏噃，唔係浮萍個萍啊。
+
+149
+00:14:19,609 --> 00:14:27,526
+韋小寶梗係唔知道呢兩個字有咩區別啦，佢就話：呢個名呢就比較好一啲，不過亦唔係第一流嘅。
+
+150
+00:14:28,193 --> 00:14:34,926
+方怡話：你個名一定係第一流㗎啦，你嘅尊姓大名又唔知點樣好法呢？
+
+151
+00:14:35,683 --> 00:14:37,782
+韋小寶一窒，個心諗：
+
+152
+00:14:39,080 --> 00:14:45,476
+我嘅真姓名唔能夠講嘅，小桂子呢個名似乎亦冇咩精彩吖。
+
+153
+00:14:45,760 --> 00:14:51,607
+噉佢話：我姓吾，喺宮裏便做太監大家叫我做吾老公。
+
+154
+00:14:52,386 --> 00:14:57,330
+方怡冷笑一聲話：吾老公吾老公，呢個名啊真係。
+
+155
+00:14:57,827 --> 00:15:03,481
+講到呢處，一下醒起原來上咗佢大當嘞，佢話：呸！你亂講。
+
+156
+00:15:04,126 --> 00:15:10,504
+小郡主沐劍屏話：你又呃人嘞，我聽見佢哋叫你做桂公公，唔係姓吾嘅。
+
+157
+00:15:11,096 --> 00:15:16,104
+韋小寶話：男人啊叫我做桂公公，女人呢都叫我做吾老公嘅。
+
+158
+00:15:16,655 --> 00:15:19,613
+方怡話：我知道你叫做咩嘢名喇。
+
+159
+00:15:20,277 --> 00:15:23,912
+韋小寶微微一驚喇佢話：你點知道㗎？
+
+160
+00:15:24,348 --> 00:15:30,259
+方怡話：我梗知啦，我知道你姓亂，名噏，字無為咯。
+
+161
+00:15:30,898 --> 00:15:37,753
+韋小寶哈哈大笑啊，見到方怡講咗一輪嘢，呼吸又試急促起嚟嘞，佢就話：
+
+162
+00:15:38,117 --> 00:15:41,221
+好妹妹，你同佢敷藥罷啦，唔好痛死咗佢啊。
+
+163
+00:15:41,612 --> 00:15:47,282
+我吾老公就得噉樣一個老婆咯，呢個老婆一死咗啊，第二個我就娶唔起喇。
+
+164
+00:15:48,098 --> 00:15:52,119
+沐劍屏話：師姐話你亂噏無為真係冇錯㗎。
+
+165
+00:15:52,847 --> 00:15:57,201
+噉放低蚊帳，掀開被，同方怡敷藥，噉佢問：
+
+166
+00:15:57,869 --> 00:16:01,487
+韋大哥，你先頭同佢敷嘅止血藥點算啊？
+
+167
+00:16:02,223 --> 00:16:04,528
+韋小寶話：啲血止咗未吖？
+
+168
+00:16:05,070 --> 00:16:05,907
+止住喇。
+
+169
+00:16:06,970 --> 00:16:13,947
+原來蜜糖呢類嘢都有止血嘅功效嘅，黏性又好，噉黏住咗傷口呢竟然唔再流血。
+
+170
+00:16:14,787 --> 00:16:23,101
+至於蓮蓉豆蓉等等嘅嘢啊，雖然冇乜藥效咯，但堆喺傷口上便呢，亦有阻血外流之功效嘅。
+
+171
+00:16:24,029 --> 00:16:29,242
+韋小寶話：噉將呢啲止血藥輕輕刮咗佢，再敷上傷藥就得喇。
+
+172
+00:16:29,851 --> 00:16:30,294
+哦。
+
+173
+00:16:31,462 --> 00:16:36,622
+就喺呢個時候，忽然間聽見門外有人行近，有個人高聲話：
+
+174
+00:16:37,239 --> 00:16:39,115
+韋公公，你瞓咗未啊？
+
+175
+00:16:39,997 --> 00:16:43,766
+韋小寶話：瞓咗啦，係邊一位啊有事聽日先再講啦。
+
+176
+00:16:44,555 --> 00:16:47,317
+門外嗰個人話：下官瑞棟啊。
+
+177
+00:16:47,548 --> 00:16:54,548
+韋小寶吃咗一驚：吓？係瑞副總管駕到啊？唔知，誒唔知有咩嘢事呢？
+
+178
+00:16:55,157 --> 00:17:05,448
+瑞棟係御前侍衞嘅副總管，韋小寶平時同埋班侍衞傾閒偈，各人都贊呢位瑞副總管武功極之犀利。
+
+179
+00:17:05,986 --> 00:17:12,410
+只係低於御前侍衞總管多隆一級唧，係侍衛隊裏頭一個極之了不起嘅人物。
+
+180
+00:17:13,286 --> 00:17:17,759
+佢近年嚟經常喺外便公幹，韋小寶呢就未見過㗎。
+
+181
+00:17:18,457 --> 00:17:25,554
+瑞棟話：下官有件急事���想同公公商量，唔好意思嘈醒咗桂公公安睡。
+
+182
+00:17:26,021 --> 00:17:30,056
+韋小寶諗：佢半夜三更走嚟做咩嘢呢？
+
+183
+00:17:30,536 --> 00:17:36,967
+啊，一定係知道我屋企收藏咗刺客走嚟搜查，哎呀噉點好啊？
+
+184
+00:17:37,757 --> 00:17:41,831
+我如果唔開門，睇嚟，佢會夾硬衝入嚟嘅。
+
+185
+00:17:42,486 --> 00:17:45,882
+呢兩個姑娘仔又受咗傷，趯都嚟唔切啦。
+
+186
+00:17:46,122 --> 00:17:48,810
+唯有隨機應變，呃翻佢出去就係喇。
+
+187
+00:17:50,017 --> 00:17:51,350
+只聽見瑞棟又話：
+
+188
+00:17:52,104 --> 00:17:56,597
+呢件事情關係重大，否則亦唔敢嚟打擾公公瞓覺。
+
+189
+00:17:57,041 --> 00:17:59,769
+韋小寶話：好，我嚟開門嘞。
+
+190
+00:18:00,480 --> 00:18:04,362
+蜎個頭入蚊帳低聲話：千祈唔好出聲啊。
+
+191
+00:18:05,158 --> 00:18:10,648
+交帶完，佢行出外房，戌翻道門，硬起頭皮打開大門。
+
+192
+00:18:11,141 --> 00:18:18,655
+只見門外企住一條大漢，身材魁梧，自己頭殼頂，仲未到佢條頸咁高，
+
+193
+00:18:19,224 --> 00:18:22,262
+瑞棟拱手話：真係騷擾晒嘞。
+
+194
+00:18:23,007 --> 00:18:25,341
+韋小寶話：唔緊要，唔緊要。
+
+195
+00:18:25,635 --> 00:18:27,201
+噉仰起頭睇下佢嘅面色。
+
+196
+00:18:28,516 --> 00:18:34,327
+只見佢塊面既無笑容，亦無憤怒，都唔知佢心事點嘅，就問：
+
+197
+00:18:35,119 --> 00:18:37,067
+瑞副總管有咩緊要事啊？
+
+198
+00:18:37,890 --> 00:18:39,420
+不過呢冇請佢入屋。
+
+199
+00:18:40,210 --> 00:18:50,170
+瑞棟話：啱先奉咗太后懿旨，話今晚有刺客闖宮犯駕，大逆不道，吩咐我嚟搵桂公公查問明白啊。
+
+200
+00:18:50,690 --> 00:18:55,996
+韋小寶一聽到太后懿旨四個字，就知道大事不妙喇，佢話：
+
+201
+00:18:56,115 --> 00:19:00,397
+冇錯喇，我亦都要搵你查問個明白喇。
+
+202
+00:19:01,133 --> 00:19:09,420
+先頭我去向皇上請安，皇上就話：瑞棟呢個奴才呢真係大膽喇，佢一返到嚟宮，哼哼！
+
+203
+00:19:09,793 --> 00:19:14,401
+瑞棟大吃一驚，連忙問：皇上仲講咩啊？
+
+204
+00:19:14,783 --> 00:19:20,735
+韋小寶同佢胡言亂語，本來係想拖延時刻想法子甩身趯佬嘅。
+
+205
+00:19:21,508 --> 00:19:24,963
+見一句説話就氹到佢上鈎嘞，噉跟住就亂噏咯噃：
+
+206
+00:19:25,319 --> 00:19:37,972
+皇上吩咐我天光之後，即刻就搵班侍衞探聽，到底瑞棟呢個奴才勾引刺客入宮，係受咗邊個指使？有咩陰謀？同黨仲有邊啲人？
+
+207
+00:19:38,921 --> 00:19:40,410
+瑞棟更加驚嘞：
+
+208
+00:19:41,163 --> 00:19:45,412
+皇，皇上點樣講，都，話話係我勾引刺客入宮啊？
+
+209
+00:19:45,945 --> 00:19:51,312
+係邊個奸徒向皇上亂講啊？噉，噉真係，真係天大嘅冤枉啊。
+
+210
+00:19:52,128 --> 00:19:53,012
+韋小寶話：
+
+211
+00:19:53,837 --> 00:20:03,836
+皇上吩咐我靜靜查明查白又話，呢件事呢，如果畀瑞棟呢個奴才聽到風聲，就必定會嚟殺你嘅你要因住啊噉。
+
+212
+00:20:04,173 --> 00:20:11,195
+我話：皇上望安，估係瑞棟呢個奴才呢就算有天大嘅膽，亦決唔敢喺宮中行兇殺人嘅。
+
+213
+00:20:11,737 --> 00:20:13,948
+皇上話：哼！噉又未必啊。
+
+214
+00:20:14,206 --> 00:20:19,294
+呢個奴才膽敢勾引刺客入宮，要不利於我，噉仲有咩嘢事做唔出啊噉。
+
+215
+00:20:19,930 --> 00:20:24,538
+瑞棟急嘞：你，你，你亂講，我冇勾引刺客入宮啊。
+
+216
+00:20:24,738 --> 00:20:28,268
+皇上，嗯，皇上唔會亂咁冤枉好人嘅。
+
+217
+00:20:28,695 --> 00:20:33,437
+今晚我親手打死三名刺客，好多侍衞兄弟都親眼見到嘅。
+
+218
+00:20:33,694 --> 00:20:35,725
+皇上大可以叫佢哋去查問喇。
+
+219
+00:20:36,072 --> 00:20:41,387
+講完，額頭爆起晒青筋，雙手揸實拳頭，緊張到不得了。
+
+220
+00:20:42,196 --> 00:20:46,954
+韋小寶話：噉樣講，嗰啲刺客唔係你勾引入宮㗎喇。
+
+221
+00:20:47,599 --> 00:20:51,734
+梗係唔係啦，太后親口話，係你勾引入宮嘅。
+
+222
+00:20:52,228 --> 00:20:56,350
+太后吩咐我唔好聽你花言巧語，一掌打死就算嘞。
+
+223
+00:20:57,277 --> 00:21:01,054
+係喇，睇嚟你同我兩個人都係受咗奸人嘅誣告。
+
+224
+00:21:01,302 --> 00:21:05,466
+瑞棟總管，你唔使擔心㗎，我去同皇上幫你分辯下。
+
+225
+00:21:05,919 --> 00:21:13,151
+只要確實唔係你勾引刺客嘅，皇上嘅年紀雖然係細唧，不過十分英明，對我呢又十分信任。
+
+226
+00:21:13,391 --> 00:21:15,562
+呢件事啊實能夠水落石出嘅。
+
+227
+00:21:16,204 --> 00:21:20,944
+瑞棟話：好，多謝晒你，而家你就同我去見太后啦。
+
+228
+00:21:21,344 --> 00:21:24,960
+韋小寶話：三更半夜去見太后做咩嘢啊？
+
+229
+00:21:25,596 --> 00:21:31,366
+我仲係趁早去見皇上好，至怕而家，已經有人奉旨嚟捉你喇。
+
+230
+00:21:31,704 --> 00:21:39,480
+瑞棟總管嗱我同你講吖，啲侍衛嚟捉你呢，你千祈唔好抵抗噃，如果拒捕啊，罪名就唔容易洗甩嘞。
+
+231
+00:21:40,133 --> 00:21:43,807
+瑞棟塊面啲肌肉不停咁震動，佢發惡話：
+
+232
+00:21:44,224 --> 00:21:47,132
+太后話你最鐘意亂噏無為，真係冇錯。
+
+233
+00:21:47,461 --> 00:21:51,511
+我又冇犯罪，點解要拒捕啊？你跟我去見太后啦。
+
+234
+00:21:52,236 --> 00:21:56,654
+韋小寶個身一側，低聲話：你睇，捉你嘅人嚟喇。
+
+235
+00:21:57,290 --> 00:22:00,173
+瑞棟面色都變晒，擰轉頭去睇下。
+
+236
+00:22:00,537 --> 00:22:03,155
+韋小寶一轉身，就衝咗入去房間。
+
+237
+00:22:03,582 --> 00:22:09,909
+瑞棟擰轉頭見後便冇人，知道上當喇，即刻追入房，伸手去揦韋小寶。
+
+238
+00:22:11,190 --> 00:22:15,827
+其實韋小寶一輪恐嚇，嚇到瑞棟個心呢十分驚啊。
+
+239
+00:22:16,549 --> 00:22:22,017
+如果韋小寶堅持要去見皇帝，瑞棟呢多數唔敢夾硬攔阻嘅。
+
+240
+00:22:22,864 --> 00:22:31,800
+但係韋小寶房裏便收埋兩個女仔，其中有一個呢，的的確確係入宮嚟犯駕嘅刺客，噉以為事情已經敗露。
+
+241
+00:22:32,320 --> 00:22:37,500
+先頭太后呢又曾經親自嚟攞佢條命，噉邊度敢去見皇帝分辯啦。
+
+242
+00:22:37,882 --> 00:22:43,457
+呃到瑞棟一擰轉頭，即時就趯入房，一心盼望能夠由窗口逃走。
+
+243
+00:22:44,256 --> 00:22:50,500
+佢諗住御花園裏頭啊到處係假山花叢，夜麻麻匿埋上嚟，就唔容易捉到佢嘅。
+
+244
+00:22:51,261 --> 00:22:56,999
+估唔到瑞棟身手敏捷，韋小寶啱啱入咗房門唧，佢就追住入嚟嘞。
+
+245
+00:22:57,301 --> 00:23:01,857
+嗱各位，欲知後事如何，且聽下回分解。

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+1
+00:00:00,364 --> 00:00:08,340
+前文再續啊書接上一回啊，話説瑞棟奉咗太后嘅命令，走嚟捉韋小寶。
+
+2
+00:00:09,364 --> 00:00:15,417
+韋小寶就呃佢擰轉頭，即刻就趯入屋，跳上窗台，正話想跳出去。
+
+3
+00:00:16,214 --> 00:00:21,869
+就喺呢個時候，瑞棟右掌拍出，一陣勁風，撲向佢背脊。
+
+4
+00:00:23,051 --> 00:00:26,143
+韋小寶雙腳一軟，𢴈咗落地。
+
+5
+00:00:26,986 --> 00:00:29,094
+瑞棟左手揦住佢條後腰。
+
+6
+00:00:29,748 --> 00:00:40,356
+韋小寶施展擒拿手法，雙掌啊搏命格開，但係人細力弱啊，個身體一晃，兵嘣一聲，跌咗入個大水缸。
+
+7
+00:00:40,831 --> 00:00:49,529
+呢個水缸啊，本來係海老公醫傷用嘅，海老公死後，韋小寶亦冇叫人攞走。
+
+8
+00:00:50,567 --> 00:00:54,542
+噉啊瑞棟哈哈大笑，伸手入去捉韋小寶咯喎。
+
+9
+00:00:55,156 --> 00:01:00,260
+點知一手捉落去，捉唔到，原來韋小寶已經縮成一嚿嘞。
+
+10
+00:01:01,318 --> 00:01:07,805
+但係呢個水缸有幾大呢，再捉一次，就捉住佢條後領，濕滴滴噉扚上嚟。
+
+11
+00:01:08,507 --> 00:01:13,825
+韋小寶一擘開個嘴，一啖水噗噉，噴落瑞棟雙眼處。
+
+12
+00:01:14,233 --> 00:01:19,106
+跟住個身向前一撲，撲咗入佢懷抱，左手攬住佢條頸。
+
+13
+00:01:19,537 --> 00:01:26,382
+瑞棟大叫一聲，個身震咗幾下，揸住韋小寶後領嗰隻手呢慢慢鬆開。
+
+14
+00:01:27,156 --> 00:01:35,871
+佢雙眼啊擘到大大，神情迷迷惘惘，喉頭啊咕咕咁響，想要講説話就講唔出。
+
+15
+00:01:36,817 --> 00:01:44,749
+只聽見嘶一聲，一把短劍喺佢心口一直劏落去，劏到去小腹，劏開一條長長嘅傷口。
+
+16
+00:01:46,059 --> 00:01:51,209
+瑞棟擘大眼睇住呢把短劍，不過就唔知道呢把劍喺邊處嚟嘅。
+
+17
+00:01:51,906 --> 00:01:57,590
+佢由心口到小腹，鮮血狂噴，突然，身體向後𢴈低。
+
+18
+00:01:58,261 --> 00:02:03,516
+直到佢死啊，仍然仲唔知道韋小寶用咩法子殺死自己嘅。
+
+19
+00:02:05,174 --> 00:02:11,072
+韋小寶喘咗啖氣，左手接過匕首，右手喺自己長袍裏便伸出嚟。
+
+20
+00:02:12,128 --> 00:02:19,447
+原來佢𢴈入水缸個時候一縮身，已經掹出匕首嘞，收埋喺長袍裏便，刀口向外。
+
+21
+00:02:20,227 --> 00:02:28,628
+佢一啖水噴到瑞棟眯埋雙眼，跟住撲埋去，攬住佢，呢把削鐵如泥嘅匕首啊已經刺入佢心口嘞。
+
+22
+00:02:29,614 --> 00:02:41,679
+如果真係搏鬥呢，十個韋小寶亦唔係佢嘅對手，但係倉猝之間突然發生變故，赫赫有名嘅瑞副總管竟然就中咗暗算。
+
+23
+00:02:43,363 --> 00:02:53,059
+韋小寶同瑞棟兩個人點樣衝入房，韋小寶又點樣跌入水缸，方怡同埋沐劍屏啊隔住蚊帳睇得清清楚楚㗎。
+
+24
+00:02:54,037 --> 00:03:04,636
+但係瑞棟將韋小寶喺水缸裏便捉出嚟，即刻就畀韋小寶殺死，韋小寶使嘅係咩嘢手法呢，佢兩個就完全莫名其妙㗎。
+
+25
+00:03:05,574 --> 00:03:11,129
+韋小寶想吹翻幾句牛，佢話：我，哦哦哦你你，你。
+
+26
+00:03:11,994 --> 00:03:19,420
+原來佢自己聲都啞晒，講唔出説話嚟，啱先死裏逃生啊已經嚇到佢六神無主啊。
+
+27
+00:03:20,218 --> 00:03:25,520
+沐劍屏話：謝天謝地啊，你居然，居然殺咗呢個傢伙。
+
+28
+00:03:26,122 --> 00:03:32,150
+方怡話：瑞棟外號鐵掌無敵，今晚打死我哋沐王府三個兄弟。
+
+29
+00:03:32,876 --> 00:03:35,014
+你同我哋報咗仇真係好喇。
+
+30
+00:03:36,269 --> 00:03:47,152
+韋小寶定翻啲嘞，佢話：佢，誒，佢係鐵掌無敵，就係敵唔過我韋，誒，我桂公公、吾老公。
+
+31
+00:03:47,499 --> 00:03:50,864
+我係第一流嘅武學高手，梗係唔同啦。
+
+32
+00:03:51,264 --> 00:03:57,801
+講完，扲下瑞棟嘅袋，扲出一本寫滿咗字嘅書仔，仲有幾件公文添。
+
+33
+00:03:58,749 --> 00:04:06,887
+韋小寶亦唔識，順手啊擺埋一便，忽然間，碰到佢條腰後便硬邦邦收埋啲咩嘢物件。
+
+34
+00:04:07,619 --> 00:04:13,111
+噉用匕首割開佢件袍，吖，見到係個油布包袱，佢話：
+
+35
+00:04:13,676 --> 00:04:16,358
+係咩寶貝啊收得咁好嘅？
+
+36
+00:04:17,006 --> 00:04:26,000
+噉啊割斷綁實包袱條繩，打開個包袱一睇，原來包住一部書，書面寫住四十二章經五個字。
+
+37
+00:04:26,888 --> 00:04:35,948
+呢本經書嘅大小厚薄，同埋以前見過嘅完全一樣，只不過封面呢，係紅綢鑲白邊嘅。
+
+38
+00:04:36,707 --> 00:04:44,112
+韋小寶哎吖一聲，連忙伸手入去件袍裏便，攞出喺康親王府偷翻嚟嗰部四十二章經啊。
+
+39
+00:04:45,026 --> 00:04:51,300
+好彩佢跳入水缸之後，即刻畀瑞棟捉翻起，只係濕咗書面，就冇濕到裏便㗎。
+
+40
+00:04:52,238 --> 00:05:00,834
+噉兩部經書放喺枱，除咗封皮��個係紅綢，一個係紅綢鑲白邊之外，冚𠾴唥一模一樣。
+
+41
+00:05:01,736 --> 00:05:11,598
+到而家為止，佢已經見到四部四十二章經嘞，目前兩部喺太后處，自己呢有兩部，個心諗：
+
+42
+00:05:12,471 --> 00:05:21,474
+經書裏便必定有唔少古怪嘅，可惜我又唔識字吖，如果叫小郡主同方姑娘睇下就必定會明白嘅。
+
+43
+00:05:21,879 --> 00:05:24,451
+但噉樣一嚟佢哋就睇唔起我㗎嘞噃。
+
+44
+00:05:24,958 --> 00:05:28,444
+唔理咁多，拉開櫃桶將兩部經書擠入去。
+
+45
+00:05:29,245 --> 00:05:36,880
+噉佢又諗嘞：先頭太后自己嚟殺我，佢係怕我知道咗佢嘅秘密洩漏出去吖。
+
+46
+00:05:37,475 --> 00:05:43,242
+噉收尾又派呢個瑞棟嚟殺我，就立亂安我個罪名，話我勾引刺客入宮。
+
+47
+00:05:43,772 --> 00:05:48,310
+佢等一陣，唔見瑞棟返去回報，又會再派人嚟嘞。
+
+48
+00:05:48,866 --> 00:05:53,156
+唔得，我要先下手為強，即刻向皇上告狀。
+
+49
+00:05:53,636 --> 00:05:56,510
+捱到天光，老子趯出去就唔返嚟喇。
+
+50
+00:05:57,128 --> 00:06:05,840
+於是同方怡話：我而家出去造謠，話呢個瑞棟呢同你哋沐王府勾結，好老，誒好好，誒，方姑娘。
+
+51
+00:06:06,878 --> 00:06:14,406
+佢本來想叫一聲好老婆嘅，但係局勢緊急，唔能夠開玩笑嘞，就改口叫佢做方姑娘。
+
+52
+00:06:15,122 --> 00:06:20,638
+方姑娘，你哋今晚嚟皇宮到底要做咩啊？係咪想行刺皇帝啊？
+
+53
+00:06:21,029 --> 00:06:27,177
+我勸你哋呢就唔好行刺小皇帝喇，太后呢個老舉乸好衰㗎，你哋行刺佢就啱喇。
+
+54
+00:06:27,958 --> 00:06:32,639
+方怡話：你既然係自己人，同你講亦唔緊要。
+
+55
+00:06:33,234 --> 00:06:38,342
+我哋係假冒吳三桂個仔吳應熊嘅手下，嚟皇宮行刺皇帝嘅。
+
+56
+00:06:38,923 --> 00:06:45,466
+能夠得手固然係好啦，如果唔得，亦可以使到皇帝嬲起上嚟，殺咗吳三桂啊。
+
+57
+00:06:46,388 --> 00:06:49,040
+啊，噉啊，好啊。
+
+58
+00:06:49,667 --> 00:06:51,820
+誒你哋用咩嘢法子賴吳三桂呢？
+
+59
+00:06:53,027 --> 00:06:57,612
+我哋嘅內衣上便留低咗記號，係平西王府嘅部屬。
+
+60
+00:06:58,422 --> 00:07:02,514
+有啲兵器同暗器，亦刻住平西王府嘅字樣。
+
+61
+00:07:03,247 --> 00:07:07,633
+有幾件舊兵器，就刻住大明山海關總兵府噉。
+
+62
+00:07:08,661 --> 00:07:09,536
+噉做咩啊？
+
+63
+00:07:10,537 --> 00:07:15,470
+吳三桂投降清廷之前，喺我哋大明做山海關總兵㗎嘛。
+
+64
+00:07:16,366 --> 00:07:20,312
+嘩嗨，呢條計策好厲害噃。
+
+65
+00:07:21,838 --> 00:07:29,709
+我哋呢次入宮，估計必定會有人戰死殉國，噉衣服上嘅記號，就會畀啲侍衞發覺喇。
+
+66
+00:07:30,554 --> 00:07:40,853
+如果被擒，初時就唔肯供認，等到畀佢哋拷打得死去活來之後，先至供認出係受平西王嘅指使，嚟行刺皇帝嘅。
+
+67
+00:07:41,872 --> 00:07:50,764
+我哋一入宮，就喺各處掉低刻咗字嘅兵器，就算大家僥倖能夠全軍退回，亦已經留低證據㗎喇。
+
+68
+00:07:51,983 --> 00:07:55,216
+噉你哋入宮，並唔係嚟救小郡主㗎嘞噃？
+
+69
+00:07:56,256 --> 00:08:01,618
+梗係唔係啦，我哋又唔係神仙，點知道小郡主竟然會喺皇宮裏便唧？
+
+70
+00:08:02,268 --> 00:08:03,134
+誒噉又係。
+
+71
+00:08:03,583 --> 00:08:06,356
+啊係喇，你身邊有冇刻咗字嘅兵器啊？
+
+72
+00:08:07,278 --> 00:08:07,899
+有。
+
+73
+00:08:08,601 --> 00:08:15,046
+方怡喺被竇裏便攞出一把長劍，但係隻手呢就冇力，冇法子將劍舉起。
+
+74
+00:08:16,081 --> 00:08:22,130
+韋小寶話：哎呀，好彩我冇瞓喺你身邊唧，唔係啊就畀你一劍殺咗咯。
+
+75
+00:08:22,916 --> 00:08:25,443
+方怡塊面一紅，睩咗佢一眼。
+
+76
+00:08:26,592 --> 00:08:31,012
+韋小寶接過把劍，就放喺瑞棟嘅屍體條腰處，佢話：
+
+77
+00:08:31,630 --> 00:08:36,059
+我去告狀，話瑞棟呢，係刺客一路嘅，噉咪有證據囉？
+
+78
+00:08:36,678 --> 00:08:41,084
+方怡擰擰頭話：你睇下劍上面刻嘅係咩嘢字。
+
+79
+00:08:41,631 --> 00:08:42,770
+刻嘅係咩嘢字啊？
+
+80
+00:08:43,467 --> 00:08:46,590
+係大明山海關總兵府八個字。
+
+81
+00:08:47,146 --> 00:08:52,560
+呢個瑞棟係滿洲人，唔會喺大明山海關總兵部下當過差嘅。
+
+82
+00:08:52,973 --> 00:08:54,668
+啊，係噃。
+
+83
+00:08:55,376 --> 00:08:57,682
+韋小寶攞翻把長劍放喺床上。
+
+84
+00:08:59,206 --> 00:09:02,091
+噉喺佢身上放啲咩贓物先至好呢？
+
+85
+00:09:03,236 --> 00:09:04,956
+啊，啊有喇！
+
+86
+00:09:05,827 --> 00:09:13,013
+佢將吳應熊送畀佢嗰兩串明珠、一對翡翠雞，仲有嗰沓金票都塞喺瑞棟嘅身處。
+
+87
+00:09:13,984 --> 00:09:22,893
+佢知道金票係北京城嘅金鋪發出嘅，吳應熊派人去買咗返嚟，只需要一查金鋪嘅店號就知道來源㗎喇。
+
+88
+00:09:23,520 --> 00:09:27,144
+呢一次栽贓真係天衣無縫啊，佢心諗：
+
+89
+00:09:27,517 --> 00:09:32,633
+吳世子啊吳世子，老子啊條命緊要啊，唯有對你唔住喇。
+
+90
+00:09:33,638 --> 00:09:41,467
+佢抱起瑞棟嘅屍體想移去花園裏便，先行咗一步唧，忽然間聽見屋外便有幾個人行緊嚟。
+
+91
+00:09:41,997 --> 00:09:50,520
+佢輕輕將屍體放低，只聽見外便有個人話：皇上有命，吩咐小桂子前去侍後。
+
+92
+00:09:51,282 --> 00:09:57,083
+韋小寶好歡喜啊個心諗：我正係擔心今晚見唔到皇上，又會搞出事喇。
+
+93
+00:09:57,734 --> 00:10:00,421
+而家皇上嚟叫我去，嗨噉就最好啦。
+
+94
+00:10:00,879 --> 00:10:03,251
+不過瑞棟嘅屍體就搬唔出去喇。
+
+95
+00:10:03,889 --> 00:10:08,034
+佢應咗一聲：係，等奴才着好衫，即刻出嚟。
+
+96
+00:10:08,626 --> 00:10:12,596
+講完，將瑞棟嘅屍體輕輕推入床下底。
+
+97
+00:10:13,147 --> 00:10:18,469
+佢又同小郡主、同方怡打咗幾嘅手勢，叫佢哋瞓喺處，唔好逳。
+
+98
+00:10:18,754 --> 00:10:26,571
+噉啊匆匆忙忙除咗件濕衫，換翻一套衣服，噉嗰件黑絲綿背心呢雖然亦都濕咗，不過就唔除低喇。
+
+99
+00:10:27,381 --> 00:10:34,340
+正話想出門，心念一動：呢個姓方嘅姑娘仔唔係點靠得住嘅，咪喇。
+
+100
+00:10:35,138 --> 00:10:46,657
+將兩部四十二章經同埋大沓銀票都塞喺懷裏便，噉先至吹熄蠟燭出房，但係呢，就唔記得咗帶埋師傅所畀嘅武功圖本噃。
+
+101
+00:10:47,533 --> 00:10:52,902
+韋小寶行出門口，見到四名太監企響處，都係唔識嘅。
+
+102
+00:10:53,712 --> 00:11:03,351
+為首嘅太監話：桂公公，皇上半夜三更都要傳你去，嘖嘖嘖嘖嘖，皇上待你啊，真係冇得講㗎喇。
+
+103
+00:11:03,676 --> 00:11:08,430
+瑞副總管呢？皇上傳佢同桂公公一齊去見駕喎。
+
+104
+00:11:09,146 --> 00:11:15,540
+韋小寶個心一震：瑞副總管返咗嚟嘞咩？我冇見過佢噃。
+
+105
+00:11:16,558 --> 00:11:20,533
+嗰個太監話：係咩？噉我哋就快啲去啦。
+
+106
+00:11:20,932 --> 00:11:23,577
+講完擰轉身，喺前便帶路。
+
+107
+00:11:24,389 --> 00:11:26,550
+韋小寶個心好奇怪嘞：
+
+108
+00:11:27,717 --> 00:11:30,009
+佢為咩事問我瑞副總管呢？
+
+109
+00:11:30,734 --> 00:11:33,659
+皇上又點知道瑞副總管同我喺一齊啊？
+
+110
+00:11:34,286 --> 00:11:46,833
+佢又諗：我係副首領太監，職位就高過你好多嘅，噉你點解要喺我前便行啊你年紀都唔細㗎啦，唔通仲唔識宮裏規矩？
+
+111
+00:11:47,300 --> 00:11:51,469
+就問佢：公公貴姓啊？我哋往日好少見面。
+
+112
+00:11:52,048 --> 00:11:57,008
+嗰個太監話：我哋呢啲做打雜嘅桂公公梗係唔識啦。
+
+113
+00:11:57,629 --> 00:12:01,968
+韋小寶話：皇上派嚟傳我噉都唔係打雜啊。
+
+114
+00:12:02,997 --> 00:12:09,983
+正喺度講緊説話，見佢轉左去咗西便，皇帝嘅寢宮呢，喺東北便㗎。
+
+115
+00:12:10,666 --> 00:12:12,770
+韋小寶話：你行錯路喇。
+
+116
+00:12:13,477 --> 00:12:21,677
+嗰個太監話：冇錯到，皇上去咗同太后請安，先頭有刺客嚟，怕嚇親慈駕吖嘛。
+
+117
+00:12:21,970 --> 00:12:23,784
+我哋而家去慈寧宮喇。
+
+118
+00:12:24,798 --> 00:12:29,089
+韋小寶一聽見話去見太后吃咗一驚，就停咗腳步。
+
+119
+00:12:29,788 --> 00:12:38,671
+行喺佢後便嗰三名太監，有兩個人突然間向旁邊一分，就企喺左右兩邊，四個人就將佢夾喺中間。
+
+120
+00:12:39,694 --> 00:12:42,384
+噉就嚇到韋小寶更驚嘞佢個心諗：
+
+121
+00:12:42,927 --> 00:12:48,124
+死喇死喇死喇，邊度係皇上嚟叫我去呢？分明係太后派嚟捉我嘅。
+
+122
+00:12:49,227 --> 00:12:59,774
+雖然唔知道呢四個人會唔會武功啊，但係以一敵四總之打佢唔贏，一嘈起嚟，班侍衛聽見聲趕嚟噉仲走得甩咩？
+
+123
+00:13:00,188 --> 00:13:04,507
+佢個心嘣蹦噉亂咁跳，但佢仲係笑騎騎噉話：
+
+124
+00:13:05,143 --> 00:13:12,695
+去慈寧宮啊？好啊，太后每次見到我呢，唔係金銀就係糖果糕餅，實有賞賜嘅。
+
+125
+00:13:13,139 --> 00:13:19,442
+皇太后對待奴才就最好㗎喇，佢話我細佬哥為食喎，總係賞唔少嘢畀我食嘅。
+
+126
+00:13:19,886 --> 00:13:22,853
+講完，就行去太后寢宮嗰便嘞。
+
+127
+00:13:23,626 --> 00:13:28,910
+四名太監見到佢聽話去慈寧宮咯，就行翻一前三後嘅位置。
+
+128
+00:13:29,868 --> 00:13:34,157
+韋小寶話：上次見到太后呢，真係好彩噃。
+
+129
+00:13:34,593 --> 00:13:40,743
+太后話我捉咗鰲拜，功勞好大，一賞就賞咗我五千兩金、二萬兩銀。
+
+130
+00:13:41,192 --> 00:13:43,596
+我唔夠力㗎嘛，邊度搬得逳啊？
+
+131
+00:13:43,925 --> 00:13:46,665
+太后話：搬唔逳，慢慢搬。
+
+132
+00:13:46,923 --> 00:13:50,455
+小桂子啊，你呢啲錢咁多點樣使啊？
+
+133
+00:13:50,642 --> 00:14:01,287
+噉我話：回稟太后，奴才最鐘意結交朋友㗎喇，身邊有咗咁多錢呢，太監當中邊個同奴才傾得埋嘅，奴才就送啲畀佢哋。
+
+134
+00:14:01,473 --> 00:14:03,100
+有錢大家使吖嘛。
+
+135
+00:14:03,664 --> 00:14:08,402
+韋小寶喺度亂咁噏，個心就猛喺度諗點樣至甩得身呢噉。
+
+136
+00:14:09,394 --> 00:14:13,346
+佢後便嗰個太監話：邊度有賞咁多㗎？
+
+137
+00:14:13,844 --> 00:14:16,326
+韋小寶話：哼，你唔信啊？你睇下。
+
+138
+00:14:16,943 --> 00:14:24,586
+講完，喺身邊扲出一大沓銀票，有啲係五百兩一張，有啲係一千兩，亦有二千兩嘅。
+
+139
+00:14:25,360 --> 00:14:29,477
+喺燈籠嘅火光映照之下，睇嚟唔會係假嘅。
+
+140
+00:14:30,050 --> 00:14:33,566
+四名太監啊睇到氣都唞唔過，都停住腳步嘞。
+
+141
+00:14:34,657 --> 00:14:37,143
+韋小寶揀咗四張銀票佢笑住話：
+
+142
+00:14:37,641 --> 00:14:41,740
+皇上同太后不斷咁賞錢，我又點使得晒唧？
+
+143
+00:14:41,900 --> 00:14:50,201
+嗱，呢度四張銀票，有啲係二千兩嘅，有啲係一千兩嘅，四位兄弟撞下彩數啦，每個人抽一張啦。
+
+144
+00:14:51,157 --> 00:14:58,240
+四名太監都係唔信噃，世間上邊有將幾千兩銀隨手送畀人㗎，都唔去抽。
+
+145
+00:14:58,959 --> 00:15:04,033
+韋小寶話：咁多錢冇地方使，有時啊真係唔係幾過癮㗎。
+
+146
+00:15:04,545 --> 00:15:08,569
+而家我去見太后同皇上，又唔知要賞幾多銀畀我嘞。
+
+147
+00:15:08,987 --> 00:15:14,721
+講完，將銀票高高噉舉起，打斜雙眼就睇下四周圍地形。
+
+148
+00:15:15,508 --> 00:15:22,410
+一名太監笑住話：桂公公，你真係將啲銀票畀我哋啊？唔係開玩笑㗎嘛？
+
+149
+00:15:23,178 --> 00:15:26,048
+韋小寶啊：有咩玩笑好開唧？
+
+150
+00:15:26,413 --> 00:15:30,313
+我哋尚膳監裏便啲兄弟，邊一個唔得過我一千幾百兩啊？
+
+151
+00:15:30,668 --> 00:15:33,699
+嚟嚟嚟，撞下彩數，邊位兄弟嚟抽先吖？
+
+152
+00:15:34,676 --> 00:15:37,112
+嗰個太監笑喇：我嚟抽！
+
+153
+00:15:37,529 --> 00:15:42,124
+韋小寶話：等陣先等陣先，嗱，你哋睇清楚喇。
+
+154
+00:15:42,760 --> 00:15:45,474
+將四張銀票擺喺燈籠火光下便。
+
+155
+00:15:45,927 --> 00:15:52,660
+四名太監啊見到果然都係一千兩、二千兩銀票，嘩，歡喜咯！
+
+156
+00:15:53,423 --> 00:16:01,569
+因為太監唔能夠娶老婆生仔，又唔能夠當兵做官，對於金銀財物就加倍鐘意嘅。
+
+157
+00:16:02,477 --> 00:16:09,811
+呢四個人雖然喺宮中當差好耐啊，但係一千兩二千兩銀嘅銀票，從來都未見過㗎。
+
+158
+00:16:10,937 --> 00:16:17,374
+韋小寶舉高隻手，將銀票舞咗幾下佢笑住話：好，呢位大哥嚟抽先。
+
+159
+00:16:18,168 --> 00:16:28,743
+嗰個太監啊伸手去抽咯噃，手指都仲未掂到銀票唧，韋小寶一鬆手，四張銀票畀風吹咗去，飄飄蕩蕩，飛咗落花叢。
+
+160
+00:16:29,326 --> 00:16:36,343
+韋小寶大叫話：哎呀你點解唔揸緊啫？快啲去搶啦快啲去啦，邊個搶到，銀票就係佢嘅。
+
+161
+00:16:36,933 --> 00:16:39,032
+四名太監啊嗱嗱聲去追。
+
+162
+00:16:39,522 --> 00:16:47,362
+韋小寶大叫話：快啲追啦快啲追啦唔好畀佢飛走啊，一便講，一便個身一矮，就蜎咗入去個假山洞。
+
+163
+00:16:48,296 --> 00:16:51,411
+呢個山洞呢，佢早就睇準㗎喇。
+
+164
+00:16:52,318 --> 00:17:01,314
+佢知道御花園呢一帶假山好多，山洞連環曲折，蜎入去之後呢，一時半時就唔容易搵到嘅。
+
+165
+00:17:02,308 --> 00:17:10,618
+四名太監啊趕住去搶銀票，有兩個人一人執到一張，一個人呢執到兩張，有一個執唔到。
+
+166
+00:17:11,071 --> 00:17:13,902
+噉兩個人當堂爭執起嚟，一個話：
+
+167
+00:17:14,486 --> 00:17:18,178
+桂公公講嘅，有邊個執到就係邊個㗎嘛兩張都係我嘅。
+
+168
+00:17:18,742 --> 00:17:24,527
+一個話：講好咗一個人一張，快啲分一張嚟啦，我要嗰張一千兩嘅就係喇。
+
+169
+00:17:25,043 --> 00:17:29,843
+嗰個人話：咩一千兩啊，講得真係好聽喇，一兩都冇。
+
+170
+00:17:30,341 --> 00:17:33,567
+冇執到銀票嗰個人呢，一手揦住佢心口：
+
+171
+00:17:33,960 --> 00:17:38,400
+你畀唔畀啊？我哋請桂公公講下道理啦，桂公公，桂。
+
+172
+00:17:39,036 --> 00:17:42,242
+一轉身，韋小寶已經不知去向嘞。
+
+173
+00:17:42,721 --> 00:17:46,829
+四個人大吃一驚喇一齊大聲咁叫，四面去搵咯噃。
+
+174
+00:17:47,527 --> 00:17:54,511
+冇執到銀票嘅太監呢仲係唔肯罷休，揦實執到兩張嗰個人件衫，一定要佢分一張畀自己。
+
+175
+00:17:55,696 --> 00:18:04,028
+韋小寶呢早就匿埋喺十幾丈之外嘅山洞裏頭，聽嗰兩個人大聲咁嘈個心啊偷笑啦，佢諗：
+
+176
+00:18:04,657 --> 00:18:08,654
+我匿到天光，喺側門鬆人，點都唔返嚟喇。
+
+177
+00:18:09,567 --> 00:18:12,356
+呢個時候，只聽見一名太監話：
+
+178
+00:18:12,938 --> 00:18:19,920
+太后吩咐過嘅，點都要將桂公公同瑞副總統即刻傳去，佢，佢，唉佢匿埋喺邊處呢？
+
+179
+00:18:20,636 --> 00:18:24,926
+另外一名太監話：佢喺宮裏便，亦匿唔到去邊處嘅。
+
+180
+00:18:25,397 --> 00:18:28,244
+不過佢畀銀票嘅事，就唔能夠講出去啊。
+
+181
+00:18:28,555 --> 00:18:35,693
+郝兄弟，你兩張銀票就分一張畀小勞啦，唔係佢一定會爆出嚟，大家都發唔到財仲弊添啊。
+
+182
+00:18:36,541 --> 00:18:41,490
+忽然間聽見腳步響，西便有幾個人行過嚟，有個人話：
+
+183
+00:18:42,368 --> 00:18:46,410
+今晚宮中嚟咗刺客，至怕大家聽日都要受處分喇。
+
+184
+00:18:47,010 --> 00:18:49,930
+韋小寶一聽，就知道係宮中嘅侍衞嘞。
+
+185
+00:18:50,726 --> 00:18:55,708
+另外一個人話：只係望桂公公喺皇上面前講多幾句好話啦。
+
+186
+00:18:56,387 --> 00:19:03,339
+又有個人話：啊桂公公年紀雖然係細咋噃，做人係真係夠交情，實在難得。
+
+187
+00:19:04,086 --> 00:19:10,649
+得法喇！韋小寶喺山洞裏頭蜎出嚟，低聲話：眾位兄弟，快啲唔好出聲。
+
+188
+00:19:11,115 --> 00:19:15,707
+行先嗰兩個侍衞提住燈籠細細聲叫佢：桂公公。
+
+189
+00:19:16,320 --> 00:19:22,167
+韋小寶見呢班侍衞總共有十五六人，正係啱先行過自己窗口嗰批人。
+
+190
+00:19:22,809 --> 00:19:32,370
+佢記得晒呢班人嘅名，佢話：張大哥，趙大哥，嗰便四名太監啊勾結刺客，大家快啲去捉咗佢，捉到有功勞。
+
+191
+00:19:33,060 --> 00:19:42,977
+跟住又叫咗幾個人嘅名佢話：赫大哥，鄂大哥，點咗呢四個人個啞穴先，一係呢就打甩佢哋嘅下爬，唔好畀佢哋嘈啊驚動皇上就唔好喇。
+
+192
+00:19:43,820 --> 00:19:53,587
+班侍衛聽講話四名太監啫，都唔放在心上，打個手勢吹熄咗燈籠，伏低個身，慢慢慢慢噉包圍過去。
+
+193
+00:19:54,424 --> 00:20:01,111
+嗰四名太監啊兩個人喺山洞搵韋小寶，兩個仲喺度爭銀票，都係全神貫注嘅。
+
+194
+00:20:02,256 --> 00:20:11,694
+班侍衞完成咗包圍喇，一聲呼嘯由四面八方湧出嚟，三四個人服侍一個，將四名太監啊撳咗喺地。
+
+195
+00:20:12,201 --> 00:20:16,343
+呢啲侍衞嘅武功啊唔係點高㗎啫，邊個都唔識點穴。
+
+196
+00:20:16,846 --> 00:20:21,514
+總之係用擒拿手法，或者係用手掌啊打甩咗四個人嘅下爬。
+
+197
+00:20:22,536 --> 00:20:27,840
+四名太監啊擘大個嘴，一句説話都講唔出，就不明所以驚到極。
+
+198
+00:20:28,687 --> 00:20:32,604
+韋小寶指住旁邊一間屋話：拉入去拷問。
+
+199
+00:20:33,457 --> 00:20:40,199
+班侍衛將四名太監橫拖掂掹，拉咗入去，噉有人點起燈籠高高噉舉起。
+
+200
+00:20:41,014 --> 00:20:45,504
+韋小寶喺當中坐落，班侍衛拉四名太監跪低。
+
+201
+00:20:46,673 --> 00:20:50,654
+嗰四個人係奉咗太后之命嚟捉人嘅，點肯跪吖？
+
+202
+00:20:51,072 --> 00:20:54,618
+班侍衛拳打腳踢，夾硬撳低佢哋。
+
+203
+00:20:55,694 --> 00:21:01,021
+韋小寶話：你哋四個人先頭鬼鬼鼠鼠喺度爭咩嘢啊？
+
+204
+00:21:01,550 --> 00:21:04,563
+話咩一千兩係你嘅，二千兩係我嘅？
+
+205
+00:21:04,838 --> 00:21:10,400
+又話咩外便嚟嘅朋友，呢次運氣唔好喇，畀狗侍衞害死唔少噉。
+
+206
+00:21:11,128 --> 00:21:13,153
+外便嚟嘅朋友係咩朋友啊？
+
+207
+00:21:13,611 --> 00:21:15,560
+點解叫侍衞大人做狗侍衞？
+
+208
+00:21:16,296 --> 00:21:21,300
+班侍衛一聽可惱嘢啦，一腳二腳就瘟咁踢四個人嘅背脊。
+
+209
+00:21:21,936 --> 00:21:25,808
+四名太監嘅肚係大叫冤枉，之又講唔出聲啊。
+
+210
+00:21:26,714 --> 00:21:27,790
+韋小寶就話喇：
+
+211
+00:21:28,642 --> 00:21:35,907
+我跟住你哋後尾，聽見一個人話：係我帶路嘅，嗰兩張銀票係佢畀我嘅點解要分畀你啊噉。
+
+212
+00:21:36,369 --> 00:21:39,831
+講完，對嗰個執到兩張銀票嘅太監一指。
+
+213
+00:21:40,523 --> 00:21:51,210
+又指住嗰個執唔到銀票嘅太監話：你呢就話，大家一齊做呢件大事嘅，殺頭抄家，罪名都係一樣嘅，點解唔分畀我啊，唔得，一定要分噉。
+
+214
+00:21:51,881 --> 00:22:03,239
+指住另外一名太監話：你呢就話，赫兄弟，你兩張銀票，就分一張畀小勞啦，唔係佢一定會爆出嚟㗎，大家發唔到財，仲會殺頭抄家添噃。
+
+215
+00:22:03,772 --> 00:22:07,928
+呢句説話係你講嘅係唔係？你哋一齊做咩大事啊？
+
+216
+00:22:08,598 --> 00:22:12,882
+為咩有殺頭抄家嘅罪名？又分咩銀票唔銀票啊，吓？
+
+217
+00:22:13,363 --> 00:22:18,508
+班侍衞話：佢哋同刺客帶路，梗係殺頭抄家嘅大罪啦。
+
+218
+00:22:18,828 --> 00:22:21,529
+至於分咩銀票，抄下佢哋嘅身就係喇。
+
+219
+00:22:22,116 --> 00:22:24,923
+一抄，即時就抄出嗰四張銀票。
+
+220
+00:22:25,394 --> 00:22:30,113
+班侍衞見到呢四張銀票嘅數目咁大嘅都嘩嘩聲叫起上嚟。
+
+221
+00:22:30,713 --> 00:22:38,749
+一名尋常太監嘅月份銀呢不過係四兩六兩，忽然間喺身上有咁大筆錢，邊處仲有假㗎？
+
+222
+00:22:38,980 --> 00:22:43,616
+嗱各位，欲知後事如何，且聽下回分解。

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-佢哋而家呢，有成一千八百年咁耐嘞。
+距離而家呢，有成一千八百年咁耐嘞。
 
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