鹿鼎記 150-200 集字幕

opus/saamgwokjinji/metadata.csv

@@ -28951,7 +28951,7 @@ sg_114_009,114,114/114_009.opus,10.197,嘿！我知道，你，係受咗諸葛
 sg_114_010,114,114/114_010.opus,4.912,嗯！你呀，係賣陣之計啊！
 sg_114_011,114,114/114_011.opus,5.210,孟獲嬲到火紅火綠，喝人啊拉董荼那出去殺頭。
 sg_114_012,114,114/114_012.opus,5.552,好彩得嗰班酋長苦苦勸諫求情，先至免咗一死啊。
-sg_114_013,114,114/114_013.opus,10.567,孟獲話喇死罪免去就活罪難饒，嗌啲武士將董荼那痛打一百大棍，打到囉柚開花先至放佢返去自己嘅營寨。
+sg_114_013,114,114/114_013.opus,10.567,孟獲話喇死罪免去就活罪難饒，嗌啲武士將董荼那痛打一百大棍，打到𦣇柚開花先至放佢返去自己嘅營寨。
 sg_114_014,114,114/114_014.opus,4.967,事後呢，好多個酋長啊都走嚟探望董荼那喎。
 sg_114_015,114,114/114_015.opus,11.358,佢哋話喇：我哋一直都居住喺蠻荒，從來都未侵犯過中國，中國，亦冇侵犯過我哋。
 sg_114_016,114,114/114_016.opus,7.429,而家，都係因為孟獲恃勢嚟威逼，我哋不得已先至跟埋佢作反嘅啫。
@@ -30866,7 +30866,7 @@ sg_122_004,122,122/122_004.opus,9.385,關興一撥馬頭，盡力噉縱馬加鞭
 sg_122_005,122,122/122_005.opus,2.923,咬一咬牙關，回馬嚟同越吉搏過。
 sg_122_006,122,122/122_006.opus,4.104,之關興終歸係膽寒喇，頂唔住啊。
 sg_122_007,122,122/122_007.opus,8.066,佢又返轉頭向住山坑嗰便逃走，就畀越吉追到嘞，一鐵錘打過嚟，關興就急急閃開。
-sg_122_008,122,122/122_008.opus,10.315,冇錯啊人係閃開咗，馬就閃唔開噃，啪噉一錘打中馬囉柚，嗰隻馬當堂轆咗落山坑處，關興啊成個𢴈咗落水。
+sg_122_008,122,122/122_008.opus,10.315,冇錯啊人係閃開咗，馬就閃唔開噃，啪噉一錘打中馬𦣇柚，嗰隻馬當堂轆咗落山坑處，關興啊成個𢴈咗落水。
 sg_122_009,122,122/122_009.opus,11.740,關興睇白自己呢趟係咁大㗎喇，忽然聽到後便咁沙一聲響，奇怪喇，越吉元帥連人帶馬無端端自己轆咗落水噃。
 sg_122_010,122,122/122_010.opus,7.755,關興喺水處掙扎起身睇下，嘩好嘢！只見岸上有一員大將，正殺退咗啲羌兵。
 sg_122_011,122,122/122_011.opus,6.541,關興就高興喇揸住把刀撲過去想斬越吉，就畀越吉噼噼啪啪浭水走甩咗。
@@ -32625,7 +32625,7 @@ sg_129_029,129,129/129_029.opus,11.801,若果司馬懿帶兵嚟圍攻王平、
 sg_129_030,129,129/129_030.opus,8.898,司馬懿必定急退，你哋就乘亂攻佢，雖然奪唔到營寨，亦可獲全勝。
 sg_129_031,129,129/129_031.opus,1.619,誒，好啊！
 sg_129_032,129,129/129_032.opus,5.353,姜維、廖化即刻兵分兩路，直筆去襲擊司馬懿嘅大本營嘞。
-sg_129_033,129,129/129_033.opus,6.743,原來司馬懿此人啊，亦係老謀深算啊度度都落住個囉柚吊頸嘅吓。
+sg_129_033,129,129/129_033.opus,6.743,原來司馬懿此人啊，亦係老謀深算啊度度都落住個𦣇柚吊頸嘅吓。
 sg_129_034,129,129/129_034.opus,5.327,佢又怕中咗孔明嘅計吖，沿路不停噉派人探聽同傳報消息。
 sg_129_035,129,129/129_035.opus,9.618,當佢正在指揮人馬圍攻王平、張翼嘅時候啊，忽然間流星馬飛報，話蜀兵兩路去咗襲擊大本營啊噉。
 sg_129_036,129,129/129_036.opus,13.663,當堂嚇到司馬懿大驚失色，佢對眾將官話喇：我睇白孔明有詭計嘅，你哋唔信，夾硬要嚟追，追追追，而家就誤咗大事喇！
@@ -37502,7 +37502,7 @@ sg_150_054,150,150/150_054.opus,6.005,後主就嬲到跳起，立即下令有關
 sg_150_055,150,150/150_055.opus,4.273,噉嗰個官員判劉琰咩嘢罪呢？死罪！
 sg_150_056,150,150/150_056.opus,4.183,判詞亦係夠晒滑稽喎，判詞話：
 sg_150_057,150,150/150_057.opus,8.847,卒，非撻妻之人，面非受刑之地：合當棄市。
-sg_150_058,150,150/150_058.opus,13.486,即係話，兵卒就唔係要嚟打老婆嘅人，塊面亦唔係受刑嘅地方吖，你打囉柚就係啦，點解用鞋底嚟𢴈面珠墩呢？應該押去街市殺頭。
+sg_150_058,150,150/150_058.opus,13.486,即係話，兵卒就唔係要嚟打老婆嘅人，塊面亦唔係受刑嘅地方吖，你打𦣇柚就係啦，點解用鞋底嚟𢴈面珠墩呢？應該押去街市殺頭。
 sg_150_059,150,150/150_059.opus,2.920,於是乎劉琰做咗刀下之鬼。
 sg_150_060,150,150/150_060.opus,6.719,不過從此之後呢，就唔畀啲命婦，即係受過皇帝封號嘅女人入朝喇。
 sg_150_061,150,150/150_061.opus,8.766,劉禪正一係個二世祖，佢越嚟越荒淫無道，搞到好多文武官員呀都離心離德。

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-嗰個鹽梟又放低個細路，喺佢囉柚上面踢咗一腳，將佢踢到趢幾個關斗，啪一聲撞埋埲墻處。
+嗰個鹽梟又放低個細路，喺佢𦣇柚上面踢咗一腳，將佢踢到趢幾個關斗，啪一聲撞埋埲墻處。
 
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-茅十八就喝佢話：對住馬頭行過去，你想死咩？你喺馬囉柚過去啊，隻馬非起腳踢你不可。
+茅十八就喝佢話：對住馬頭行過去，你想死咩？你喺馬𦣇柚過去啊，隻馬非起腳踢你不可。
 
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-茅十八喺佢囉柚出力噉打咗一巴喝佢話：我要你大叫饒命先。
+茅十八喺佢𦣇柚出力噉打咗一巴喝佢話：我要你大叫饒命先。
 
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-一時間，嗰啖氣喘唔過嚟就伏喺馬囉柚上面猛咁咳。
+一時間，嗰啖氣喘唔過嚟就伏喺馬𦣇柚上面猛咁咳。
 
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-個馬囉柚一趷，左後腿倒踢一腳，韋小寶哎呀一聲就𨃩咗落馬，扽到佢啊呀呀一聲咁大叫。
+個馬𦣇柚一趷，左後腿倒踢一腳，韋小寶哎呀一聲就𨃩咗落馬，扽到佢啊呀呀一聲咁大叫。
 
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-唔怕同你講啦，咪講話你唔能夠喺上書房留耐啲啊，就算我哋兩兄弟啊過咗時候唔出去，畀啲侍衞大人查到啊，亦係重則抄家殺頭，輕則坐監打囉柚㗎。
+唔怕同你講啦，咪講話你唔能夠喺上書房留耐啲啊，就算我哋兩兄弟啊過咗時候唔出去，畀啲侍衞大人查到啊，亦係重則抄家殺頭，輕則坐監打𦣇柚㗎。
 
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-自己如果拍下囉柚一走，咩嘢説話都畀老烏龜講晒。
+自己如果拍下𦣇柚一走，咩嘢説話都畀老烏龜講晒。
 
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-只不過打喺佢個囉柚仔處嘅掌力加重咗三分，同時把口呢，亦係死雜種死龜蛋噉對鬧一場而已啫。
+只不過打喺佢個𦣇柚仔處嘅掌力加重咗三分，同時把口呢，亦係死雜種死龜蛋噉對鬧一場而已啫。
 
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-康親王行過去喺馬囉柚上輕輕拍幾下佢話：
+康親王行過去喺馬𦣇柚上輕輕拍幾下佢話：
 
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-你𢳂一碗我試下吖，如果虧待咗欽犯，我請王爺打你囉柚。
+你𢳂一碗我試下吖，如果虧待咗欽犯，我請王爺打你𦣇柚。
 
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-旁邊一名青衣人，喺佢囉柚踢咗一腳，踢到韋小寶啊飛咗丈幾遠就跌咗入去後院。
+旁邊一名青衣人，喺佢𦣇柚踢咗一腳，踢到韋小寶啊飛咗丈幾遠就跌咗入去後院。
 
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-本來係恃住人多，諗住叫玄貞啊、樊綱等人呢捉住佢，點都要喺佢囉柚踢翻佢七八腳。
+本來係恃住人多，諗住叫玄貞啊、樊綱等人呢捉住佢，點都要喺佢𦣇柚踢翻佢七八腳。
 
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-呢啲惡人啊，一定要剝光晒你啲衫，打你囉柚，打到痛到不得了。
+呢啲惡人啊，一定要剝光晒你啲衫，打你𦣇柚，打到痛到不得了。
 
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-韋小寶話：呢個劉一舟如果落喺我手啊，哼，我綁住佢，搏命咁打佢一輪，打到佢囉柚變成四塊，問佢用咩花言巧語，呃咗我老婆個芳心。
+韋小寶話：呢個劉一舟如果落喺我手啊，哼，我綁住佢，搏命咁打佢一輪，打到佢𦣇柚變成四塊，問佢用咩花言巧語，呃咗我老婆個芳心。
 
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-嗰個書生囉柚掂地，個身好似喺水面滑行噉，𠻘，喺地下一直𨃩出去幾丈遠，條腰一挺，靠住牆企翻起身。
+嗰個書生𦣇柚掂地，個身好似喺水面滑行噉，𠻘，喺地下一直𨃩出去幾丈遠，條腰一挺，靠住牆企翻起身。
 
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-韋小寶喺柳燕囉柚踢咗一腳，見佢逳都唔逳喇，歡喜到極喇佢話：好，誒好姐姐，多謝你救咗我條命啊。
+韋小寶喺柳燕𦣇柚踢咗一腳，見佢逳都唔逳喇，歡喜到極喇佢話：好，誒好姐姐，多謝你救咗我條命啊。
 
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-噉啊即刻喺靴筒拔出把匕首，喺隻騾仔囉柚呢輕輕拮咗一下。
+噉啊即刻喺靴筒拔出把匕首，喺隻騾仔𦣇柚呢輕輕拮咗一下。
 
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-於是又用把匕首輕輕㓤下隻騾仔囉柚，哈，點知呢次唔靈喇。
+於是又用把匕首輕輕㓤下隻騾仔𦣇柚，哈，點知呢次唔靈喇。
 
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-韋小寶哈哈大笑，喺佢囉柚踢咗一腳。
+韋小寶哈哈大笑，喺佢𦣇柚踢咗一腳。
 
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-講完，踢咗佢囉柚一腳。
+講完，踢咗佢𦣇柚一腳。
 
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-嗰個少女又醜又嬲，出力喺韋小寶個囉柚踢一腳。
+嗰個少女又醜又嬲，出力喺韋小寶個𦣇柚踢一腳。
 
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-呢個老嘢唔知係屬於咩嘢門嘅，老子將來如果返去神龍島，就將佢調嚟白龍門，日日打呢個老嘢三百板囉柚。
+呢個老嘢唔知係屬於咩嘢門嘅，老子將來如果返去神龍島，就將佢調嚟白龍門，日日打呢個老嘢三百板𦣇柚。
 
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-韋小寶跳上去，調轉頭騎喺佢背脊，兩隻拳頭好似擂鼓噉喺佢大髀啊背脊啦囉柚啦出力咁打，佢話：
+韋小寶跳上去，調轉頭騎喺佢背脊，兩隻拳頭好似擂鼓噉喺佢大髀啊背脊啦𦣇柚啦出力咁打，佢話：
 
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-韋小寶吐噉𦧲㞘口水話：你唔係公主你係賤貨！喺佢囉柚處又踢咗一腳。
+韋小寶吐噉𦧲㞘口水話：你唔係公主你係賤貨！喺佢𦣇柚處又踢咗一腳。
 
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-左手啪一聲，喺佢囉柚上面出力打咗一拳。
+左手啪一聲，喺佢𦣇柚上面出力打咗一拳。
 
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-公主又發脾氣嘞噃撲上嚟又打又咬，畀韋小寶摑咗佢幾巴，推倒喺地，揪住佢頭髮又打咗輪囉柚。
+公主又發脾氣嘞噃撲上嚟又打又咬，畀韋小寶摑咗佢幾巴，推倒喺地，揪住佢頭髮又打咗輪𦣇柚。
 
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-佢諗：囉柚都打咗咯，唔使客氣喇。就將佢全身到處咁擰。
+佢諗：𦣇柚都打咗咯，唔使客氣喇。就將佢全身到處咁擰。
 
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-哈，呢啲係叫做先甜後苦，先做老爺就後打囉柚，唉冇計啦。
+哈，呢啲係叫做先甜後苦，先做老爺就後打𦣇柚，唉冇計啦。
 
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-雖然韋小寶啊𢴈到囉柚痛到極，阿珂呢，再跌落嚟就矺到佢心口啊肚啊又痛多下。
+雖然韋小寶啊𢴈到𦣇柚痛到極，阿珂呢，再跌落嚟就矺到佢心口啊肚啊又痛多下。
 
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-又喺騾仔嘅囉柚上便刺咗一刀，騾仔一痛，拉住大車狂奔而去啊。
+又喺騾仔嘅𦣇柚上便刺咗一刀，騾仔一痛，拉住大車狂奔而去啊。
 
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-敖彪喺鄭克塽囉柚踢咗一腳，鄭克塽企都企唔穩喇，就跪低。
+敖彪喺鄭克塽𦣇柚踢咗一腳，鄭克塽企都企唔穩喇，就跪低。
 
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-佢用隻手捽下囉柚個心話：囉柚啊囉柚，师父聽見我將嗰個衰仔趕咗入棺材，你老兄啊難免捱多幾板喇真係對你唔住咯。
+佢用隻手捽下𦣇柚個心話：𦣇柚啊𦣇柚，师父聽見我將嗰個衰仔趕咗入棺材，你老兄啊難免捱多幾板喇真係對你唔住咯。
 
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-只要見多幾次外母，畀外父打幾餐囉柚，噉係好平常啫。
+只要見多幾次外母，畀外父打幾餐𦣇柚，噉係好平常啫。
 
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-韋小寶諗嘞：原來你係怕畀岳父打囉柚唔肯負責。
+韋小寶諗嘞：原來你係怕畀岳父打𦣇柚唔肯負責。
 
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-但係個囉柚嘅肥肉啊特別多啊，係全身重量最集中嘅地方，跌倒之後，雖然佢使唔出力啊，但係自然而然噉又坐翻起身嘞。
+但係個𦣇柚嘅肥肉啊特別多啊，係全身重量最集中嘅地方，跌倒之後，雖然佢使唔出力啊，但係自然而然噉又坐翻起身嘞。
 
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+1
+00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,420
+前文再續啊書接上一回啊。
+
+2
+00:00:04,703 --> 00:00:14,280
+話説韋小寶聽胡逸之話，佢喺陳圓圓身邊住咗二十三年，覺得好奇怪嘞，佢就話：
+
+3
+00:00:15,077 --> 00:00:21,312
+胡大俠，你武功咁使得嘅，點解唔將陳圓圓一手抱起佢就走呢？
+
+4
+00:00:22,183 --> 00:00:29,992
+胡逸之一聽呢句説話，塊面閃過一啲憤怒神情，雙眼裏便啊精光閃閃。
+
+5
+00:00:30,971 --> 00:00:38,637
+韋小寶嚇咗一跳啦，隻手一鬆，酒杯跌咗落嚟爛咗，瀄到周身都係酒。
+
+6
+00:00:39,901 --> 00:00:42,989
+胡逸之耷低頭，歎一口氣佢話：
+
+7
+00:00:43,763 --> 00:00:58,643
+當年，我喺四川成都，無意之中見咗陳姑娘一眼，唉，亦係前生冤孽，從此呢就神魂顛倒不能自拔嘞。
+
+8
+00:00:59,902 --> 00:01:04,726
+韋香主，胡某係個冇出息、冇志氣嘅人啊。
+
+9
+00:01:06,464 --> 00:01:15,146
+當年陳姑娘喺平西王府嘅時候，我喺王府裏便做園丁，同佢種花拔草。
+
+10
+00:01:15,862 --> 00:01:19,802
+佢去咗三聖庵呢，我就跟住去做火夫。
+
+11
+00:01:21,553 --> 00:01:29,286
+我都冇咩嘢希望咯，只係望一早一晚，偷偷見到佢一眼唧就心滿意足。
+
+12
+00:01:30,327 --> 00:01:35,617
+點會，點會有啲多唐突佳人嘅舉動呢？
+
+13
+00:01:36,783 --> 00:01:43,679
+韋小寶話：噉你咁鐘意佢，呢二十幾年嚟，佢始終都唔知道啊？
+
+14
+00:01:46,633 --> 00:01:59,270
+唔知，我怕洩漏咗身份，平時啊，喺一日裏便難得講三句説話，喺佢面前呢直情係啞口無言啊。
+
+15
+00:02:01,002 --> 00:02:06,120
+呢二十三年裏便，同佢亦只係講過三十九句説話。
+
+16
+00:02:07,202 --> 00:02:10,978
+佢呢，反而同我講咗五十五句啊。
+
+17
+00:02:12,048 --> 00:02:15,866
+韋小寶笑住話：哈你記得咁清楚嘅？
+
+18
+00:02:17,130 --> 00:02:21,313
+吳六奇同馬超興都覺得好淒涼，個心諗：
+
+19
+00:02:22,106 --> 00:02:28,383
+佢連兩個人講過幾多句説話都數得咁清清楚楚，真係痴情到極嘞。
+
+20
+00:02:29,641 --> 00:02:35,625
+吳六奇又怕韋小寶胡言亂語，啲説話傷咗佢個心，佢就話：
+
+21
+00:02:36,185 --> 00:02:45,850
+胡大哥，我哋性情中人，有啲學武成痴，有啲就鐘意飲酒，有啲係鐘意賭錢。
+
+22
+00:02:46,868 --> 00:02:57,223
+陳圓圓係天下第一美人，你呢就鐘意鑑賞美色，不過對佢清清白白，實在係難得到極啊。
+
+23
+00:02:57,932 --> 00:03:02,957
+兄弟斗膽，有一句説話想勸下你，唔知能唔能夠採納呢？
+
+24
+00:03:04,190 --> 00:03:07,013
+胡逸之話：吳兄請講。
+
+25
+00:03:08,201 --> 00:03:16,705
+嗰個陳圓圓當然梗係美貌無比啦，但係到咗呢個時候，年紀大喇，睇嚟。
+
+26
+00:03:17,483 --> 00:03:21,789
+胡逸之猛咁擰頭，唔想再聽落去嘞，佢話：
+
+27
+00:03:22,402 --> 00:03:25,268
+吳兄，人各有志。
+
+28
+00:03:25,650 --> 00:03:30,992
+兄弟係個大傻瓜，你如果睇我唔起，我就走。
+
+29
+00:03:31,490 --> 00:03:32,778
+講完企起身。
+
+30
+00:03:33,627 --> 00:03:35,262
+韋小寶話：誒咪住咪住。
+
+31
+00:03:35,791 --> 00:03:45,315
+胡兄，陳圓圓嘅美貌，直情都唔係人世所有，真係好似，誒，好似天上嘅仙女一樣。
+
+32
+00:03:46,113 --> 00:03:53,980
+好在吳香主、馬香主冇見過唧，如果唔係啊，一見之後，多數亦係甘心同佢種菜擔水㗎。
+
+33
+00:03:54,416 --> 00:03:57,153
+噉我哋天地會就少咗兩位香主嘞。
+
+34
+00:03:58,260 --> 00:04:03,753
+吳六奇喺個心處鬧佢話：豈有此理呢個僆仔信口開河。
+
+35
+00:04:04,782 --> 00:04:08,247
+韋小寶繼續話：呢我係親眼見過㗎。
+
+36
+00:04:08,798 --> 00:04:19,948
+佢個女阿珂啊，只有佢一半咁靚唧，唔怕同你講吖，我係揸定咗主意，就算係千刀萬剮粉身碎骨，亦非娶佢做老婆不可。
+
+37
+00:04:20,673 --> 00:04:29,682
+尋日喺賭場，佢要挖我雙眼，心狠手辣，老子亦唔在乎，呢點你老兄係親眼見㗎，一啲都冇假㗎。
+
+38
+00:04:30,712 --> 00:04:35,737
+胡逸之一聽，當堂覺得同佢啊同病相憐啊，佢話：
+
+39
+00:04:36,954 --> 00:04:43,863
+唉，我睇嗰個阿珂對韋兄弟呢似乎係有啲流水無情噃。
+
+40
+00:04:44,782 --> 00:04:49,561
+韋小寶話：咩流水無情啊？簡直係嬲到我入骨。
+
+41
+00:04:49,828 --> 00:04:57,538
+叉叉叉，誒誒誒胡大哥，你唔好誤會吓，我不過係隨口噉鬧下唧，唔係鬧佢阿媽陳圓圓啊。
+
+42
+00:04:58,262 --> 00:05:01,724
+嗰個阿珂，佢唔係喺我心口狠狠噉刺咗一劍咩？
+
+43
+00:05:02,106 --> 00:05:08,184
+收尾佢又刺我雙眼，如果唔係我運氣好啊，佢早就謀殺親夫喇，佢。
+
+44
+00:05:08,891 --> 00:05:18,017
+哼，睇中咗台灣嗰個鄭公子，一心一意想同佢做夫妻，偏偏嗰個姓鄭嘅喺條江處��冇浸死。
+
+45
+00:05:19,070 --> 00:05:22,546
+胡逸之坐低，揸住韋小寶隻手佢話：
+
+46
+00:05:23,027 --> 00:05:28,413
+小兄弟，世上情呢件嘢呢，不能強求嘅。
+
+47
+00:05:29,481 --> 00:05:38,155
+你能夠遇到阿珂，同佢又有師姐師弟嘅名份，噉就係緣分喇，並不是非做夫妻不可嘅。
+
+48
+00:05:39,123 --> 00:05:45,070
+你一生之中，已經睇過佢好多眼，同佢講過好多説話。
+
+49
+00:05:45,811 --> 00:05:56,647
+佢鬧過你，打過你，用刀㓤過你，噉即係話，佢個心裏便有咗你呢個人咯，噉已經係好大嘅福分喇。
+
+50
+00:05:58,300 --> 00:06:00,430
+你講得啱，講得啱。
+
+51
+00:06:01,481 --> 00:06:07,824
+佢如果對我唔啾唔睬，當世上冇我呢個人，呢種滋味啊真係難頂啊。
+
+52
+00:06:08,711 --> 00:06:12,475
+我寧可佢打我，鬧我，用刀嚟殺我。
+
+53
+00:06:13,079 --> 00:06:14,914
+只要我冇畀佢殺死噉就算嘞。
+
+54
+00:06:16,386 --> 00:06:20,069
+唉，就算係畀佢殺咗，亦好啊。
+
+55
+00:06:20,700 --> 00:06:27,594
+佢殺咗你咯，個心啊不免有啲抱歉，夜晚發夢，講唔定就會見到你；
+
+56
+00:06:28,391 --> 00:06:31,580
+日頭得閒冇事，偶然亦會想到你。
+
+57
+00:06:32,051 --> 00:06:35,112
+噉豈不是好過心裏便從來冇你呢個人咩？
+
+58
+00:06:36,254 --> 00:06:44,799
+吳六奇同馬超興聽佢噉講，眼都擎晒，覺得呢個人啊，真係痴到極點咯。
+
+59
+00:06:45,763 --> 00:06:56,889
+如果唔係啱先親眼見到佢同馮錫范相鬥，武功出神入化，真係唔信佢就係當年名聞四海、風流倜儻嘅美刀王啊。
+
+60
+00:06:58,033 --> 00:07:01,374
+不過韋小寶就聽到猛咁岌頭，佢話：
+
+61
+00:07:01,976 --> 00:07:07,362
+胡大哥，你呢番説話真係講得透徹嘞，我以前都冇諗到。
+
+62
+00:07:08,178 --> 00:07:14,032
+不過我鐘意咗一個女子呢，就一定要佢做老婆嘅，我啊冇你咁好耐心啊。
+
+63
+00:07:14,754 --> 00:07:19,994
+阿珂真係要我種菜擔水，要我陪佢一世，噉我當然係肯做啦。
+
+64
+00:07:20,728 --> 00:07:25,530
+但係嗰個鄭公子如果喺佢身邊，老子啊非劏佢不可。
+
+65
+00:07:26,792 --> 00:07:30,184
+小兄弟，你噉講就唔係點對路咯。
+
+66
+00:07:30,981 --> 00:07:38,829
+你鐘意一個女子，就係要等佢個心高興啫嘛，噉呢係為咗佢，就唔係為你自己。
+
+67
+00:07:40,291 --> 00:07:47,017
+如果佢想嫁畀鄭公子，你就應該千方百計噉幫佢完成心願。
+
+68
+00:07:47,616 --> 00:07:57,342
+噉如果有人要害鄭公子咯，你為咗心上人，就應該全力保護鄭公子，就算貼埋自己條命啊，都無傷大雅嘅。
+
+69
+00:07:57,792 --> 00:08:00,768
+唔係啊唔係啊有傷大雅之至啊。
+
+70
+00:08:00,990 --> 00:08:03,413
+蝕本生意兄弟係唔做嘅。
+
+71
+00:08:03,866 --> 00:08:07,927
+胡大哥，兄弟係對你十分佩服，好想拜你為師。
+
+72
+00:08:08,415 --> 00:08:13,129
+不過就唔係學你嘅刀法，係學你對陳圓圓嗰一片痴情啊。
+
+73
+00:08:13,396 --> 00:08:16,672
+呢門功夫，兄弟同你真係爭得好遠啊。
+
+74
+00:08:17,179 --> 00:08:24,053
+胡逸之極之高興佢就話：拜師就不必，我哋兩個切磋互勉噉就不妨。
+
+75
+00:08:25,189 --> 00:08:30,901
+吳六奇同馬超興，對任何女子都不睇在眼內嘅，佢哋諗嘞：
+
+76
+00:08:31,545 --> 00:08:43,436
+美貌女子，老舉寨都唔知幾多，只要白雪雪嘅銀一搬出去啊，要幾多有幾多啊，睇嚟，呢兩個嘢都係癲癲地㗎嘞。
+
+77
+00:08:44,683 --> 00:08:52,557
+胡韋兩個人一老一少，就越傾就越情投意合，真係有相見恨晚之感。
+
+78
+00:08:53,591 --> 00:08:54,733
+胡逸之忽然間話：
+
+79
+00:08:55,307 --> 00:09:01,525
+小兄弟，你我一見如故，噉世上最難得嘅係知心人啊。
+
+80
+00:09:02,014 --> 00:09:06,223
+開講有話：得一知己死而無憾。
+
+81
+00:09:06,793 --> 00:09:17,749
+胡某人當年相識遍天下，知心無一人啊，今日有緣同你相見，我哋兩個結為兄弟呢好唔好啊？
+
+82
+00:09:18,660 --> 00:09:22,072
+韋小寶好歡喜噉話：噉啊梗係好啦。
+
+83
+00:09:22,222 --> 00:09:26,780
+誒，誒，哎呀恐怕有件事情唔係點妥唧。
+
+84
+00:09:27,530 --> 00:09:28,536
+咩嘢事啊？
+
+85
+00:09:29,110 --> 00:09:38,425
+嗱，如果將來你我各如所願，你呢就娶咗陳圓圓，我啊娶咗阿珂，噉你就變成我個外父大人嘞噃。
+
+86
+00:09:38,559 --> 00:09:42,347
+噉仲以兄弟相稱就唔係點對路噃。
+
+87
+00:09:43,102 --> 00:09:47,006
+吳六奇同馬超興一聽忍唔住哈哈大笑嘞。
+
+88
+00:09:47,872 --> 00:09:54,931
+胡逸之就好唔高興，佢話：唉，你總係唔明白我對陳姑娘嘅情意嘅。
+
+89
+00:09:55,859 --> 00:10:05,438
+我呢一生一世，決唔會掂下佢，用隻手指尾掂一掂佢嘅衫角都唔會，如有虛言，有如此桌。
+
+90
+00:10:06,100 --> 00:10:13,524
+講完，左手一伸，咔一聲，就搣咗茶几一隻角仔落嚟，雙手一搓，變成木屑。
+
+91
+00:10:14,340 --> 00:10:17,190
+吳六奇話：哎呀好功夫啊！
+
+92
+00:10:18,152 --> 00:10:20,247
+胡逸之矋咗佢一眼，佢諗：
+
+93
+00:10:20,927 --> 00:10:26,162
+武功算得乜嘢唧？我呢番心情噉先至難得㗎嘛。
+
+94
+00:10:26,744 --> 00:10:28,969
+可見你唔係我嘅知己。
+
+95
+00:10:30,301 --> 00:10:44,186
+韋小寶又冇本事學佢噉樣，就拔出匕首，切咗茶几另外一隻角落嚟，放喺茶几上便，攞起匕首隨手斫幾斫，將嗰隻茶几角啊斫成幾塊佢就話：
+
+96
+00:10:44,765 --> 00:10:50,528
+韋小寶如果娶唔到阿珂做老婆，有如呢塊茶几角，畀人切開幾嚿。
+
+97
+00:10:51,675 --> 00:10:57,566
+啲人見到匕首咁犀利都好驚奇，但係聽佢噉樣發誓又覺得好笑。
+
+98
+00:10:58,443 --> 00:11:06,178
+韋小寶話：胡大哥，照你噉樣講，我一世人都唔會做你女婿㗎啦？好，我哋就結為兄弟啦。
+
+99
+00:11:07,382 --> 00:11:14,746
+胡逸之哈哈大笑，噉啊拖住佢隻手行到船頭，對住月光一齊跪低，佢話：
+
+100
+00:11:15,531 --> 00:11:18,841
+胡逸之今日同韋小寶結為兄弟。
+
+101
+00:11:19,339 --> 00:11:27,144
+此後有福共享，有難同當，如果違背誓言，叫我喺江中浸死。
+
+102
+00:11:28,279 --> 00:11:35,174
+韋小寶亦照佢噉講嘞，噉啊最後嗰句説話呢就講成係，叫我都喺柳江浸死。
+
+103
+00:11:36,272 --> 00:11:44,012
+因為佢諗啊：我就決唔會對唔住胡大哥嘅，不過萬一有咩過錯呢？噉就好難講㗎嘛。
+
+104
+00:11:44,762 --> 00:11:51,129
+但我從此唔嚟廣西嘞，就唔會喺柳江浸死，噉第二條江河就唔算嘅。
+
+105
+00:11:52,222 --> 00:11:56,901
+兩個人哈哈大笑，拖住手返入船艙，就極之親熱。
+
+106
+00:11:58,092 --> 00:12:03,197
+吳六奇同馬超興恭喜佢哋兩個，噉四個人舉起酒杯一齊飲酒。
+
+107
+00:12:04,471 --> 00:12:14,108
+吳六奇啊怕呢對癡情金蘭兄弟，又講陳圓圓同阿珂個事，噉聽起嚟實在厭煩嘞就話：我哋返去呢？
+
+108
+00:12:14,910 --> 00:12:16,989
+胡逸之岌頭話：好啊。
+
+109
+00:12:17,397 --> 00:12:24,632
+馬兄，韋兄弟，我有件事想求下你哋，呢位阿珂姑娘我要帶佢去昆明啊。
+
+110
+00:12:25,672 --> 00:12:27,350
+馬超興啊並唔在意。
+
+111
+00:12:27,883 --> 00:12:30,624
+韋小寶呢卻係大吃一驚啊連忙問：
+
+112
+00:12:30,900 --> 00:12:33,354
+吓？帶去昆明做咩嘢啊？
+
+113
+00:12:34,398 --> 00:12:42,093
+胡逸之話：嗰日陳姑娘喺三聖庵同佢個女相認，當晚就病嘞。
+
+114
+00:12:43,112 --> 00:12:48,906
+一味喺度叫：阿珂，阿珂，你點解唔嚟睇下你阿媽啊？
+
+115
+00:12:49,386 --> 00:12:56,769
+又話：阿珂啊，阿媽只有你呢個心肝寶貝，阿媽想你想得好淒涼啊。
+
+116
+00:12:57,979 --> 00:13:01,349
+我聽見好唔忍心，就一路跟住嚟。
+
+117
+00:13:01,580 --> 00:13:08,522
+喺路上，我苦苦勸阿珂姑娘返去，去陪伴佢母親啦，佢又點講都唔肯。
+
+118
+00:13:09,323 --> 00:13:17,411
+噉呢種事情又唔能夠夾硬嚟嘅，我又束手無策，只有暗中跟住，希望勸得佢回心轉意啦。
+
+119
+00:13:18,132 --> 00:13:26,852
+而家佢畀你哋捉住咯，如果馬香主要佢應承返去昆明見母親，就可以釋放佢，怕佢唔聽都唔得嘞。
+
+120
+00:13:27,562 --> 00:13:33,500
+馬超興話：呢件事在下並冇主見嘅，韋香主話點就點啦。
+
+121
+00:13:34,343 --> 00:13:36,163
+胡逸之對韋小寶話：
+
+122
+00:13:36,758 --> 00:13:48,309
+兄弟，你要娶佢做老婆來日方長啊，但係如果陳姑娘一病不起，從此再見唔到佢個女。
+
+123
+00:13:49,462 --> 00:13:53,027
+噉，噉就係終身之恨喇。
+
+124
+00:13:53,944 --> 00:13:56,040
+講講下，已經有啲哽噎嘞。
+
+125
+00:13:57,071 --> 00:13:58,162
+吳六奇諗嘞：
+
+126
+00:13:59,000 --> 00:14:13,715
+呢個人嘅英雄豪氣，都消磨晒嘞，咁婆婆媽媽嘅，為咗吳三桂一個愛妾，竟然搞到神魂顛倒，邊度係好漢嘅所為吖？
+
+127
+00:14:14,761 --> 00:14:23,870
+陳圓圓係斷送大明江山嘅禍首之一，哼，下次老子提兵打入昆明，將佢一刀殺咗先。
+
+128
+00:14:24,757 --> 00:14:41,028
+韋小寶就話：大哥要帶佢去昆明，噉亦可以，不過，呵呵，不過啊唔怕同大哥講吖，我同佢明媒正娶，早就拜過天地㗎嘞，做媒人嘅呢，係沐王府嘅搖頭獅子吳立身。
+
+129
+00:14:41,463 --> 00:14:46,568
+偏偏我老婆唔肯同我成親，要去改嫁畀嗰個鄭公子喎。
+
+130
+00:14:47,003 --> 00:14:50,643
+呢如果佢應承同我做夫妻呢，噉當然就可以放佢啦。
+
+131
+00:14:51,511 --> 00:15:02,415
+吳六奇聽到呢處發火嘞，佢點都忍唔住，用手掌喺茶几上面出力噉一拍，酒壺酒杯當堂跌晒 ，佢大聲話，
+
+132
+00:15:03,082 --> 00:15:09,070
+胡大哥，韋兄弟，呢個姑娘仔唔肯去見老母，係大不孝。
+
+133
+00:15:09,714 --> 00:15:17,384
+佢同韋兄弟拜過堂嘞，已經有夫妻名分，又要去跟嗰個鄭公子，呢啲係不貞。
+
+134
+00:15:17,936 --> 00:15:21,782
+呢種不貞不孝嘅女子，留喺世間有乜嘢用啊？
+
+135
+00:15:22,362 --> 00:15:31,995
+佢嘅樣越靚，人品就越壞，我而家去將佢條頸咔一聲扭鬼斷佢，免致使人聽到都心煩，見親就激氣啊。
+
+136
+00:15:32,652 --> 00:15:36,386
+跟住大聲催促啲船家：快啲扒，快啲扒。
+
+137
+00:15:37,421 --> 00:15:42,923
+胡逸之、韋小寶、馬超興三個人大家睇下，都變咗面色。
+
+138
+00:15:43,849 --> 00:15:52,637
+眼見佢威風凜凜，殺氣騰騰，額頭青筋都爆起晒，憤恨到極點，邊個人都唔敢勸佢。
+
+139
+00:15:53,831 --> 00:15:57,586
+隻船漸漸靠近岸邊嘞，吳六奇叫：
+
+140
+00:15:58,335 --> 00:16:00,009
+嗰一男一女喺邊處啊？
+
+141
+00:16:00,922 --> 00:16:04,496
+一隻船上便有人回答話：喺呢度綁住啊。
+
+142
+00:16:05,176 --> 00:16:11,307
+吳六奇向嗰個艄公一揮手，隻船就調轉頭，向住嗰隻小船扒過去。
+
+143
+00:16:12,393 --> 00:16:14,067
+吳六奇對韋小寶話：
+
+144
+00:16:14,560 --> 00:16:18,876
+韋兄弟，你同我都係會中兄弟，情同骨肉。
+
+145
+00:16:19,538 --> 00:16:25,999
+我做阿哥嘅，唔想見你誤於美色，葬送咗一生，今日，同你作個了斷。
+
+146
+00:16:26,730 --> 00:16:28,946
+韋小寶啊聲都震晒佢話：
+
+147
+00:16:29,292 --> 00:16:34,054
+誒呢件事，誒仲仲要，誒仲要仔細商量下先啦。
+
+148
+00:16:34,672 --> 00:16:36,172
+仲商量啲咩嘢啊？
+
+149
+00:16:37,232 --> 00:16:44,040
+眼見兩隻船漸漸靠近嘞，韋小寶憂心如焚，只有請馬超興幫手啦。
+
+150
+00:16:44,552 --> 00:16:46,901
+馬大哥，你勸下吳大哥啦。
+
+151
+00:16:47,497 --> 00:16:55,646
+吳六奇話：天下好女子極多，包喺阿哥身上，我同你搵一個稱心滿意嘅好老婆就係喇。
+
+152
+00:16:56,206 --> 00:16:59,162
+呢啲噉嘅下賤女子何必留戀呢？
+
+153
+00:16:59,887 --> 00:17:02,847
+唉，噉誒，誒噉誒。
+
+154
+00:17:03,814 --> 00:17:06,750
+韋小寶愁眉苦面，都唔知點好嘞。
+
+155
+00:17:07,745 --> 00:17:13,666
+突然間，呼一聲一個人跳起身，撲到去對面船頭，係胡逸之啊。
+
+156
+00:17:14,518 --> 00:17:20,064
+只見佢一蜎入船艙，跟住就由船尾蜎翻出嚟，佢已經抱住一個人。
+
+157
+00:17:20,313 --> 00:17:27,947
+身法迅速到極，一眨眼就跳咗上岸，幾個起落唧，就已經喺幾十丈之外嘞。
+
+158
+00:17:28,609 --> 00:17:30,592
+佢把聲遠遠噉傳嚟話：
+
+159
+00:17:31,317 --> 00:17:40,536
+吳大哥、馬大哥、韋兄弟，實在對唔住喇，日後上門請罪，任你哋責罰啦。
+
+160
+00:17:41,427 --> 00:17:47,200
+説話聲漸漸遠嘞，但係中氣充沛，仍然係聽得清清楚楚嘅。
+
+161
+00:17:48,100 --> 00:17:58,082
+吳六奇又驚又嬲啊，想話去追啦，眼見胡逸之已經去咗好遠嘞，轉念一想，不禁捧腹大笑。
+
+162
+00:17:58,659 --> 00:18:06,718
+韋小寶拍掌叫好啊，諗住胡逸之抱咗阿珂去，梗係將佢送去同陳圓圓相會定嘞。
+
+163
+00:18:08,279 --> 00:18:15,214
+噉過咗一陣間，兩隻船靠埋嘞，天地會嘅兄弟將鄭克塽推咗過嚟。
+
+164
+00:18:15,832 --> 00:18:28,331
+韋小寶鬧佢話：死人頭你嘩，你殺害天地會嘅兄弟，又想害死天地會總舵主，我非劏開你個肚挖你嘅心出嚟不可。
+
+165
+00:18:28,501 --> 00:18:33,143
+豈有此理，你明知阿珂係我老婆吖嘛，又同佢勾勾搭搭。
+
+166
+00:18:33,779 --> 00:18:39,559
+講完行上前，正右開弓，啪啪啪啪，摑咗佢四巴。
+
+167
+00:18:40,641 --> 00:18:49,529
+鄭克塽啊飲飽咗江水，早就死死下噉㗎嘞，見到韋小寶凶神惡煞噉樣，驚喇就哀求佢話：
+
+168
+00:18:50,313 --> 00:18:54,494
+韋大人，唔該你睇在我阿爹份上，放過我啦。
+
+169
+00:18:54,885 --> 00:19:02,036
+從今而後，我，唉，我再唔敢同阿珂姑娘講嘢嘞，一句説話都唔敢講喇。
+
+170
+00:19:02,762 --> 00:19:06,527
+韋小寶話：如果佢同你講嘢又點啊？
+
+171
+00:19:07,140 --> 00:19:11,398
+嗯，噉，噉我都唔答佢嘞，否則，否則。
+
+172
+00:19:12,493 --> 00:19:15,178
+否則點樣呢，一時之間就講唔出嘞。
+
+173
+00:19:16,010 --> 00:19:20,115
+韋小寶話：你呢個人講説話就好似放屁噉。
+
+174
+00:19:20,839 --> 00:19:25,088
+我將你條脷割咗佢先，等你想同阿珂講嘢都唔得至得。
+
+175
+00:19:25,849 --> 00:19:29,670
+講完，拔出匕首喝佢話：伸條脷出嚟。
+
+176
+00:19:30,217 --> 00:19:37,781
+唉，誒，唔好啊，唔好啊，哦我唔同佢講嘢就係啦，我唔講喇，只要講一句説話，就係，誒我就係龜蛋。
+
+177
+00:19:39,070 --> 00:19:44,398
+韋小寶恐怕陳近南責罰佢，亦唔敢真係殺鄭克塽，就話：
+
+178
+00:19:45,329 --> 00:19:59,625
+嗱，以後你仲敢對天地會總舵主無禮，對啲兄弟無禮，仲敢同我老婆不三不四，想整頂綠帽畀老子戴，老子啊一劍插喺你呢個姦夫頭殼裏便。
+
+179
+00:20:00,016 --> 00:20:05,860
+講完攞起匕首輕輕一掟，嗰把匕首啊，喥聲插入船頭。
+
+180
+00:20:06,783 --> 00:20:10,767
+鄭克塽連忙話：誒，唔敢喇，唔敢喇，我點都唔敢喇。
+
+181
+00:20:11,950 --> 00:20:14,202
+韋小寶擰轉頭對馬超興話：
+
+182
+00:20:14,793 --> 00:20:18,756
+馬大哥，佢係你家後堂捉到嘅，請你發落啦。
+
+183
+00:20:19,653 --> 00:20:28,623
+馬超興話：唉，你哋話國姓爺幾咁英雄吖，佢嘅孫呢，就係咁唔成器嗰？
+
+184
+00:20:29,470 --> 00:20:38,506
+吳六奇話：呢個人返到去台灣，必定同總舵主為難㗎嘞，不如一刀兩段永無後患啊。
+
+185
+00:20:39,043 --> 00:20:43,098
+鄭克塽大驚失色，連忙話：誒唔會嘅，唔會嘅。
+
+186
+00:20:43,355 --> 00:20:49,670
+我返到去台灣，求阿爹封陳永華陳先生嘅官，誒，誒，封個好大嘅官。
+
+187
+00:20:50,332 --> 00:20:54,493
+馬超興話：哼，總舵主冇稀罕喇。
+
+188
+00:20:55,361 --> 00:21:06,251
+低聲對吳六奇話：呢個人，係鄭王爺嘅公子，我哋如果殺咗佢，恐怕害到總舵主有弒主之名噃。
+
+189
+00:21:06,933 --> 00:21:10,350
+各位，弒呢，就即係殺噉解。
+
+190
+00:21:11,470 --> 00:21:17,167
+古時候，地位低嘅人殺死地位高過佢嘅人呢就叫做弒。
+
+191
+00:21:18,763 --> 00:21:29,750
+天地會係陳永華奉鄭成功嘅命令建立嘅，陳永華係天地會首領，但係仍然係台灣延平郡王府所屬嘅官員。
+
+192
+00:21:30,736 --> 00:21:39,037
+會中兄弟如果殺咗延平郡王個仔，陳永華雖然唔在場啊，不過亦一樣有關係嘅。
+
+193
+00:21:39,903 --> 00:21:48,098
+吳六奇一諗冇錯啊，雙手一掹，就拉斷咗綁住鄭克塽嘅繩索，將佢扚起嚟喝叫話：躝啦！
+
+194
+00:21:48,463 --> 00:21:49,955
+一手就掟佢上岸。
+
+195
+00:21:50,569 --> 00:21:56,132
+鄭克塽當堂好似騰雲駕霧噉飛出去，喺空中啊呱呱聲咁叫。
+
+196
+00:21:56,381 --> 00:22:11,018
+佢估話跌呢一跤呢難免筋折骨斷㗎嘞，點知𦣇柚掂地，喺一片草地上面滑咗好遠，雖然震到全身疼痛啊，不過就冇受傷，即刻躝翻起身啊急急腳走人嘞。
+
+197
+00:22:11,391 --> 00:22:16,120
+嗱各位，欲知後事如何，且聽下回分解。

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+1
+00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,450
+前文再續啊書接上一回啊。
+
+2
+00:00:04,471 --> 00:00:15,681
+話説吳六奇掟咗鄭克塽上岸，放走咗佢，見到鄭克塽咁狼狽，吳六奇同埋韋小寶啊哈哈大笑啊。
+
+3
+00:00:16,813 --> 00:00:22,188
+馬超興話：呢個嘢，丟晒國姓爺嘅架咯。
+
+4
+00:00:23,374 --> 00:00:29,434
+吳六奇問嘞：呢個嘢，點殺傷本會兄弟陷害總舵主㗎？
+
+5
+00:00:30,166 --> 00:00:38,749
+韋小寶話：呢件事啊講起上嚟一匹布咁長喇，我哋上岸先，等兄弟慢慢同大哥詳詳細細噉講啦。
+
+6
+00:00:39,340 --> 00:00:46,897
+咦？你睇下，嗰便天邊冚𠾴唥都係烏雲，怕大雨就嚟嚟喇，我哋快啲上岸罷啦。
+
+7
+00:00:47,622 --> 00:00:51,943
+一陣大風颳過嚟，吹到各人啲衫啊霎霎聲。
+
+8
+00:00:52,712 --> 00:01:04,304
+吳六奇話：呢場風雨都怕唔細噃，不如我哋將隻船駛去江心，喺大風大雨裏便飲酒傾偈都幾過癮噃。
+
+9
+00:01:05,276 --> 00:01:07,476
+韋小寶吃咗一驚嘞連忙話：
+
+10
+00:01:08,120 --> 00:01:11,778
+呢隻船怕頂唔住啲風㗎，如果沉咗唔係弊？
+
+11
+00:01:12,396 --> 00:01:15,781
+馬超興微微笑話：噉就冇有怕。
+
+12
+00:01:16,288 --> 00:01:23,744
+講完，捩轉頭吩咐咗船家幾句，船家應咗，就調翻轉船頭，掛起道帆嘞。
+
+13
+00:01:24,792 --> 00:01:33,008
+呢個時候，風勢已經好大喇，道帆鼓滿咗風，隻船啊箭噉向住江心駛出去。
+
+14
+00:01:34,093 --> 00:01:40,618
+江裏頭浪頭大起，隻船呢又忽高忽低，江水又瀄入去艙裏便。
+
+15
+00:01:41,716 --> 00:01:46,993
+韋小寶呢枉佢嘅外號叫做小白龍咯，佢都唔識游水嘅。
+
+16
+00:01:47,576 --> 00:01:51,930
+吳六奇笑住話：韋兄弟，我都唔識水性㗎。
+
+17
+00:01:52,788 --> 00:01:56,310
+韋小寶好奇怪嘞：乜你唔識游水㗎？
+
+18
+00:01:56,919 --> 00:02:00,943
+從來都唔識，我一見到水就頭暈腦脹㗎嘞。
+
+19
+00:02:01,508 --> 00:02:05,402
+噉，噉，噉你點解叫，叫人將隻船駛去江心唧？
+
+20
+00:02:06,109 --> 00:02:12,892
+哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈，天下嘅事情，越係可怕，我越係要去碰一碰佢。
+
+21
+00:02:13,310 --> 00:02:19,591
+至多唔係大浪打沉隻船，大家都做柳江水鬼啫，噉亦冇咩嘢大不了啊。
+
+22
+00:02:20,147 --> 00:02:26,032
+何況馬大哥外號叫做西江神蛟，水上功夫幾使得啊。
+
+23
+00:02:26,348 --> 00:02:35,060
+馬大哥，我哋講定先吓，等陣如果係真係船沉咗，你要救韋兄弟先，第二個再嚟救我。
+
+24
+00:02:35,722 --> 00:02:38,650
+馬超興笑住話：好，一言為定哦。
+
+25
+00:02:39,348 --> 00:02:41,802
+韋小寶噉就覺得稍為放心嘞。
+
+26
+00:02:43,211 --> 00:02:55,352
+呢陣時，風浪越發大嘞，隻船跟住啲浪頭升咗丈幾高，突然間呢，就好似由半空中跌翻落嚟噉，要蜎入水底噉樣。
+
+27
+00:02:56,314 --> 00:03:03,099
+韋小寶成個畀佢拋起，嘣一聲，𢴈落艙板處，驚到佢啊嘰嘰聲咁叫。
+
+28
+00:03:04,410 --> 00:03:17,398
+船篷忽然間沙沙聲，落大雨嘞，跟住一陣狂風颳過嚟，將船頭船尾嘅燈籠都捲走咗，船艙裏便嘅燈火都熄晒。
+
+29
+00:03:17,914 --> 00:03:21,486
+嚇到韋小寶又試大叫：哎呀弊喇弊喇！
+
+30
+00:03:22,481 --> 00:03:29,161
+喺船艙望出去，只見江面白浪洶湧，風大雨大，氣勢驚人。
+
+31
+00:03:30,154 --> 00:03:36,489
+馬超興話：兄弟你冇有怕，呢場風雨果然係厲害，等我去揸軚啦。
+
+32
+00:03:37,331 --> 00:03:39,863
+行到船尾，叫啲船夫入艙。
+
+33
+00:03:40,799 --> 00:03:50,711
+點知風啊，大到極，兩名船夫又啱啱行到桅杆邊唧就爭啲畀風吹咗落水，咪即刻攬實桅杆，唔敢放手嘞。
+
+34
+00:03:51,903 --> 00:03:55,533
+喺大風浪之中，嗰隻船啊忽然打側。
+
+35
+00:03:56,084 --> 00:04:02,389
+韋小寶成個𢴈咗去左便，驚到佢又試尖聲大叫，個心又猛咁鬧：
+
+36
+00:04:03,446 --> 00:04:07,691
+呢個老乞衣啊，好諗唔諗諗埋晒啲噉嘅古怪主意。
+
+37
+00:04:08,020 --> 00:04:14,089
+你自己又唔識游水，咩地方唔好玩吖？走嚟大風大雨嘅江心嚟開玩笑？
+
+38
+00:04:15,593 --> 00:04:23,124
+狂風夾住暴雨，一陣陣打入嚟船艙，韋小寶早就周身濕透嘞。
+
+39
+00:04:23,796 --> 00:04:34,829
+猛聽見咵嘞一聲，道帆跌咗落嚟，隻船一側，韋小寶撞咗過去右便嘭一聲，頭殼撞落去茶几上便。
+
+40
+00:04:36,286 --> 00:04:41,204
+風雨聲中，忽然間聽見吳六奇放開喉嚨唱起曲嘞。
+
+41
+00:04:42,520 --> 00:04:43,709
+曲詞係噉嘅：
+
+42
+00:04:44,899 --> 00:04:50,176
+走江邊，滿腔憤恨向誰言？
+
+43
+00:04:51,463 --> 00:04:59,904
+老淚風吹，孤城一片，望救目穿，使盡殘兵血戰。
+
+44
+00:05:01,240 --> 00:05:08,530
+跳出重圍，故國悲戀，誰知歌罷剩空筵。
+
+45
+00:05:09,077 --> 00:05:19,986
+長江一線，吳頭楚尾路三千，盡歸別姓，雨翻雲變。
+
+46
+00:05:21,178 --> 00:05:25,610
+寒濤東卷，萬事付空煙。
+
+47
+00:05:26,892 --> 00:05:32,918
+精魂顯大招，聲逐海天遠。
+
+48
+00:05:33,922 --> 00:05:42,137
+噉啊歌聲喺江上傳出去，風雷嘅聲音雖然係好響啊，不過亦壓佢唔到。
+
+49
+00:05:43,184 --> 00:05:49,532
+馬超興喺船尾猛咁喝彩：好啊，好一個聲逐海天遠咯！
+
+50
+00:05:50,703 --> 00:05:57,358
+韋小寶只係聽佢唱得慷慨激昂，亦唔知道曲文係咩嘢意思，個心就鬧佢嘞：
+
+51
+00:05:58,341 --> 00:06:02,269
+你咁好把聲又唔去戲台做大戲？做大花面吖笨。
+
+52
+00:06:02,517 --> 00:06:10,168
+老乞衣，放開喉嚨大聲噉嗌：老爺，太太，施捨啲冷飯菜汁啦，啊真係餓你唔死啊。
+
+53
+00:06:11,586 --> 00:06:16,331
+忽然間聽見江上面好遠嘅地方，有人高聲噉叫：
+
+54
+00:06:17,531 --> 00:06:24,832
+千古南朝作話傳，傷心血淚灑山川。
+
+55
+00:06:25,964 --> 00:06:35,163
+啲叫聲喺好遠嘅，但係喺大風大雨之中，清清楚楚噉傳過嚟，可見嗰個人內力深湛。
+
+56
+00:06:36,255 --> 00:06:40,192
+韋小寶打個特嘞，馬超興啊大聲叫：
+
+57
+00:06:41,591 --> 00:06:46,008
+係冇係總舵主啊？兄弟馬超興喺呢度喎。
+
+58
+00:06:47,132 --> 00:06:51,243
+嗰便回答話：係啊，小寶喺處嘛？
+
+59
+00:06:52,003 --> 00:06:53,838
+果然係陳近南嘅聲。
+
+60
+00:06:54,921 --> 00:06:59,906
+韋小寶又驚又喜喇：師父，我喺呢度啊！
+
+61
+00:07:00,484 --> 00:07:05,097
+但係咁大風雨，佢嘅聲音又點能夠傳得出去呢？
+
+62
+00:07:06,354 --> 00:07:13,474
+馬超興又話：韋香主喺呢度啊，仲有洪順堂紅旗吳香主哦。
+
+63
+00:07:14,743 --> 00:07:21,276
+陳近南話：好極喇！唔怪得江上唱曲，高亢入雲啦。
+
+64
+00:07:22,480 --> 00:07:27,480
+吳六奇話：屬下吳六奇，參見總舵主。
+
+65
+00:07:28,442 --> 00:07:32,227
+陳近南話：自己兄弟，唔使客氣。
+
+66
+00:07:32,986 --> 00:07:37,691
+聲音漸漸近嘞，佢嗰隻船正係駛緊過嚟呢便。
+
+67
+00:07:38,742 --> 00:07:48,573
+風雨仲未停啊，韋小寶喺船艙望出去，只見江上一片漆黑，有一點火光慢慢噉喺江面上移過嚟。
+
+68
+00:07:49,478 --> 00:07:59,395
+陳近南隻船係點着燈嘅，過咗一陣，火光移到好近嘞，就覺得船頭微微一沉，陳近南已經跳上船。
+
+69
+00:08:00,162 --> 00:08:04,610
+韋小寶諗：哎呀師父嚟到，呢次條命仔有救喇。
+
+70
+00:08:05,255 --> 00:08:13,430
+連忙行去艙口迎接，不過又黑𠵼𠵼睇唔見陳近南個樣，就大聲叫咗聲師父先至講。
+
+71
+00:08:14,349 --> 00:08:17,943
+陳近南拖住佢隻手行入船艙，笑住話：
+
+72
+00:08:18,731 --> 00:08:22,852
+呢場大風雨真係厲害喇，有冇嚇親你啊？
+
+73
+00:08:23,292 --> 00:08:25,150
+韋小寶話：冇乜事。
+
+74
+00:08:25,903 --> 00:08:28,531
+吳六奇同馬超興都過嚟參見。
+
+75
+00:08:29,131 --> 00:08:38,521
+陳近南話：我去到柳州城，知道你哋嚟咗柳江，就嚟搵你哋啦，點知遇到呢場大風雨。
+
+76
+00:08:39,139 --> 00:08:42,767
+如果唔係吳大哥一曲高歌，真係搵唔到添。
+
+77
+00:08:43,473 --> 00:08:48,647
+吳六奇話：屬下一時興起，令總舵主見笑嘞。
+
+78
+00:08:49,065 --> 00:08:51,924
+陳近南話：大家兄弟相稱就得嘞。
+
+79
+00:08:52,569 --> 00:08:56,586
+吳大哥唱嘅係唔係桃花扇裏便沉江嗰齣戏啊？
+
+80
+00:08:57,509 --> 00:08:58,020
+係啊。
+
+81
+00:08:58,602 --> 00:09:05,412
+呢首曲寫史閣部精忠抗敵，沉江殉難，兄弟平時最鐘意聽。
+
+82
+00:09:06,082 --> 00:09:10,339
+而家江上橫風橫雨，就不禁唱起嚟嘞。
+
+83
+00:09:11,137 --> 00:09:13,462
+陳近南話：唱得真係好。
+
+84
+00:09:14,412 --> 00:09:15,492
+韋小寶就諗嘞：
+
+85
+00:09:16,382 --> 00:09:24,856
+原來呢齣戏叫做沉江啊？哼，好唱唔唱唱呢齣戏，你要沉江，小弟恕不奉陪啊。
+
+86
+00:09:25,739 --> 00:09:40,336
+陳近南話：嗰日，喺浙江嘉興隻船裏便，聽黃宗羲先生、呂留良先生、查伊璜先生三位江南名士，講過吳兄嘅事蹟，兄弟十分佩服。
+
+87
+00:09:41,513 --> 00:09:48,658
+你我雖然係同會弟兄，不過兄弟事忙，一直唔能夠去廣東相見。
+
+88
+00:09:49,031 --> 00:09:51,880
+吳兄身份又唔同，亦唔能夠北上。
+
+89
+00:09:52,271 --> 00:09:56,390
+啊，想唔到今日喺呢處聚會，真係大慰平生啊。
+
+90
+00:09:57,469 --> 00:10:04,134
+吳六奇話：兄弟入咗天地會之後，冇一日唔想參見總舵主嘅。
+
+91
+00:10:04,852 --> 00:10:11,211
+江湖上都話：平生不見陳近南，就稱英雄也枉然啊。
+
+92
+00:10:11,728 --> 00:10:17,341
+從今日起，我先至可以稱為英雄啊，哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈。
+
+93
+00:10:18,178 --> 00:10:23,021
+陳近��話：承蒙江湖上朋友抬舉，好慚愧啊。
+
+94
+00:10:23,742 --> 00:10:31,242
+兩個人惺惺相惜，意氣相投，就暢談平生抱負，都唔記得江上嘅風雨嘞。
+
+95
+00:10:32,848 --> 00:10:35,894
+傾談咗一陣，風雨漸漸細嘞。
+
+96
+00:10:36,771 --> 00:10:41,947
+陳近南問起吳三桂嘅事，韋小寶啊逐一逐二噉講咗。
+
+97
+00:10:42,811 --> 00:10:51,532
+講到驚險嘅地方，咪不免加油添醬一番啦，噉啊種種經過，連馬超興亦都係第一次聽到唧。
+
+98
+00:10:52,471 --> 00:11:02,303
+陳近南聽講已經捉到咗蒙古使者罕帖摩，真憑實據，吳三桂呢趟係實衰嘞，所以十分歡喜；
+
+99
+00:11:02,903 --> 00:11:13,511
+又聽講羅剎國要喺北方響應吳三桂， 奪取關外大片土地，不由得皺起眉頭好耐都唔出聲。
+
+100
+00:11:14,502 --> 00:11:22,962
+韋小寶話：師父，羅剎國啲人呢，紅毛綠眼，都唔使怕佢，至多就唔睇佢哋咁多啫嘛。
+
+101
+00:11:23,513 --> 00:11:29,968
+不過佢哋嘅火器啊真係犀利啊，一槍揈過嚟呀，任你英雄好漢亦頂唔住㗎。
+
+102
+00:11:30,541 --> 00:11:42,776
+陳近南話：我亦係為呢件事擔心，吳三桂同清廷拼個兩敗俱傷，係恢復我哋漢家山河嘅天賜良機。
+
+103
+00:11:43,482 --> 00:11:55,559
+但係前門驅虎後門進狼，趕走咗清廷，又嚟咗個仲兇惡過清廷嘅羅剎國，嚟佔領我哋錦繡江山噉又點好呢？
+
+104
+00:11:56,682 --> 00:12:01,786
+吳六奇話：羅剎國嘅火器，真係冇法子對付嘅咩？
+
+105
+00:12:02,830 --> 00:12:06,260
+陳近南話：有一個人兩位可以見下。
+
+106
+00:12:06,855 --> 00:12:10,510
+行到去艙口，佢話：興珠，你過嚟啦。
+
+107
+00:12:11,043 --> 00:12:17,903
+喺嗰便隻船有個人應咗一聲，就跳上船行入船艙，向陳近南躬身行禮。
+
+108
+00:12:18,913 --> 00:12:23,659
+呢個人四十零歲，身材瘦小，神情英悍。
+
+109
+00:12:24,371 --> 00:12:30,454
+陳近南話：呢兩位係吳大哥、馬大哥，呢個係我徒弟，姓韋。
+
+110
+00:12:31,157 --> 00:12:35,793
+嗰個人抱拳行禮，噉啊吳六奇等人呢都起身還禮。
+
+111
+00:12:36,723 --> 00:12:44,271
+陳近南話：呢位林興珠林兄弟，一直喺台灣跟我做事，好得力嘅。
+
+112
+00:12:44,715 --> 00:12:50,457
+當年國姓爺打敗紅毛鬼，攻克台灣，林兄弟亦係有功之人啊。
+
+113
+00:12:51,325 --> 00:12:57,194
+韋小寶笑住話：林大哥同紅毛鬼交過手啊，真係好極嘞。
+
+114
+00:12:57,584 --> 00:13:03,608
+羅剎鬼有槍炮火器，紅毛鬼亦有槍炮火器，林大哥啊實有法子嘅。
+
+115
+00:13:04,527 --> 00:13:07,647
+吳六奇同馬超興同時拍掌一齊話：
+
+116
+00:13:08,229 --> 00:13:10,642
+韋兄弟嘅頭腦啊真係快嘞。
+
+117
+00:13:11,654 --> 00:13:22,143
+吳六奇本來對韋小寶啊唔係點重視嘅，因為見佢迷戀阿珂，仲有幾分鄙夷佢添，到而家，都不由得有啲佩服嘞：
+
+118
+00:13:23,084 --> 00:13:27,467
+呢個細路好醒目，都有啲本事㗎噃。
+
+119
+00:13:28,468 --> 00:13:37,474
+陳近南微笑話：當年國姓爺攻打台灣，紅毛鬼啲炮火好厲害，果然係極難抵敵。
+
+120
+00:13:38,213 --> 00:13:47,543
+當時我哋就築起條土堤，將幾千名紅毛兵圍喺城裏便，截斷咗城裏便嘅水源，等佢哋冇水飲。
+
+121
+00:13:48,302 --> 00:13:56,304
+紅毛兵頂唔住喇，就衝出嚟攻擊，我哋日頭唔同佢哋打，晚頭黑就同佢哋近鬥。
+
+122
+00:13:56,793 --> 00:13:59,991
+興珠，當時點樣打法你同大家講下啦。
+
+123
+00:14:00,850 --> 00:14:04,722
+林興珠話：呢啲係軍師嘅神機妙算。
+
+124
+00:14:05,729 --> 00:14:14,178
+陳近南為鄭成功獻計攻打台灣就終於成功，所以軍隊裏頭，都稱呼佢做軍師嘅。
+
+125
+00:14:15,453 --> 00:14:30,178
+林興珠話：國姓爺喺永歷十五年，二月初一祭江，就率領文武百官、親軍武衛，坐戰艦由科羅灣出海，佢二十四日呢就去到澎湖嘞。
+
+126
+00:14:31,148 --> 00:14:34,067
+四月初一呢，就到達台灣鹿耳門。
+
+127
+00:14:34,991 --> 00:14:43,417
+噉門外，有幾十里淺灘嘅，紅毛兵呢又鑿沉咗啲船，阻塞港口，噉我哋嘅戰艦咪開唔入去啦。
+
+128
+00:14:44,612 --> 00:14:56,327
+噉正在冇法子嘅時候，哈忽然間，潮水漲起上嚟，噉啊眾兵將就歡聲震天啦，各條戰艦啊一齊湧入去，噉喺水寨港登岸。
+
+129
+00:14:56,816 --> 00:15:00,772
+紅毛兵呢就用槍炮嚟打，國姓爺對大家話：
+
+130
+00:15:01,163 --> 00:15:05,671
+我哋如果退後一步，就畀佢哋趕入咗大海就死無葬身之地嘞。
+
+131
+00:15:06,231 --> 00:15:10,384
+紅毛鬼槍炮雖然係厲害，大家都要奮勇上前啊噉。
+
+132
+00:15:10,855 --> 00:15:14,549
+眾兵將得咗命令，軍師就親自帶住我哋衝鋒。
+
+133
+00:15:15,480 --> 00:15:25,273
+突然之間，我耳仔邊啊，好似打咗幾千幾百個��靂噉，煙霧瀰漫，前面嘅弟兄呢冧咗一排。
+
+134
+00:15:25,530 --> 00:15:28,790
+噉大家又慌又亂，就逃跑翻轉頭嘞。
+
+135
+00:15:29,425 --> 00:15:35,501
+韋小寶話：係啊，我第一次聽見開紅毛槍啊，都嚇到傻晒啊。
+
+136
+00:15:36,066 --> 00:15:40,354
+林興珠話：嗰陣時，我就好似冇頭烏蠅噉。
+
+137
+00:15:41,079 --> 00:15:44,460
+正係慌亂嘅時候，聽見軍師大聲話：
+
+138
+00:15:44,936 --> 00:15:50,179
+紅毛鬼開咗一槍，要上火藥裝鉛彈嘅，大家衝啊噉。
+
+139
+00:15:50,454 --> 00:15:55,716
+我連忙帶住班兄弟衝上去啦，果然紅毛鬼一時就嚟唔切開槍嘞。
+
+140
+00:15:56,241 --> 00:16:02,833
+但係啱啱衝到埋去唧，紅毛鬼又開槍咯噃，我即刻趢低，喺地下躲避啦。
+
+141
+00:16:03,164 --> 00:16:07,895
+不過好多兄弟都打死咗，冇法子嘞，就只有退翻落嚟。
+
+142
+00:16:08,286 --> 00:16:09,900
+紅毛鬼呢亦唔敢追。
+
+143
+00:16:10,571 --> 00:16:18,113
+呢一仗陣亡咗好幾百兄弟，大家都垂頭喪氣，一諗起紅毛鬼嘅槍炮就心驚肉跳啊。
+
+144
+00:16:18,892 --> 00:16:23,487
+韋小寶話：噉收尾係唔係軍師諗出咗妙計呢？
+
+145
+00:16:24,191 --> 00:16:25,872
+林興珠話：係咯。
+
+146
+00:16:26,432 --> 00:16:28,837
+嗰晚軍師叫咗我去，問我話：
+
+147
+00:16:29,068 --> 00:16:32,913
+林兄弟，你係武夷山地堂門嘅弟子係唔係啊？
+
+148
+00:16:33,322 --> 00:16:34,263
+我話係啊噉。
+
+149
+00:16:34,584 --> 00:16:41,336
+軍師話：日頭紅毛鬼一開槍，你即刻就趢低喺地嘞，身法好敏捷噃。
+
+150
+00:16:42,020 --> 00:16:43,535
+我好慚愧啦就話：
+
+151
+00:16:44,279 --> 00:16:51,007
+小將唔敢貪生怕死，聽日上陣嘅時候，決唔敢再趢低躲避嘞，滅咗我哋大明官兵嘅威風。
+
+152
+00:16:51,544 --> 00:16:53,143
+否則，你殺我個頭啦。
+
+153
+00:16:54,020 --> 00:17:04,539
+韋小寶話：林大哥，我估軍師呢唔係怪你貪生怕死啊，係讚你趢喺地躲避嘅法子好好，要你傳授畀眾兄弟啊。
+
+154
+00:17:05,260 --> 00:17:12,272
+林興珠一拍大髀，大聲話：係咯，你係軍師嘅徒弟，果然係名師出高徒啊。
+
+155
+00:17:12,881 --> 00:17:19,010
+韋小寶笑住話：你係我師父嘅部下，果然係強將手下無弱兵啊。
+
+156
+00:17:19,446 --> 00:17:20,928
+眾人都笑起上嚟嘞。
+
+157
+00:17:21,721 --> 00:17:25,841
+林興珠話：嗰晚，軍師真係噉樣吩咐我嘅。
+
+158
+00:17:26,214 --> 00:17:28,601
+佢話：你唔好會錯我意。
+
+159
+00:17:28,974 --> 00:17:37,762
+我見你嘅燕青十八翻、松鼠草上飛嘅身法好啱使，可以趢到敵人前便，用單刀斬佢哋嘅腳。
+
+160
+00:17:38,592 --> 00:17:41,574
+有一套地堂刀法，你練得點啊？
+
+161
+00:17:42,558 --> 00:17:47,066
+我聽見軍師唔係鬧我膽小怕死噉至放心咋，我話：
+
+162
+00:17:47,475 --> 00:17:57,807
+地堂刀法呢小將係練過嘅，當年師父話，如果上陣打仗，可以趢過去斬敵人嘅馬腳，不過紅毛鬼唔騎馬怕冇用唧。
+
+163
+00:17:58,550 --> 00:18:04,370
+軍師又話喇：紅毛鬼雖然係冇騎馬，我哋斬佢嘅人腳，有咩嘢唔得啊？
+
+164
+00:18:04,744 --> 00:18:11,481
+吖我一聽就恍然大悟，猛咁話：冇錯啊冇錯啊，小將頭腦唔靈活，想唔到呢一點啊噉。
+
+165
+00:18:12,232 --> 00:18:14,228
+韋小寶微微一笑佢諗：
+
+166
+00:18:15,022 --> 00:18:24,739
+你師父教你呢路刀法可以斬馬腳，你就以為唔能夠斬人腳，嘿老兄嘅頭腦啊，果然唔係點靈活喇。
+
+167
+00:18:25,383 --> 00:18:30,352
+林興珠話：當時，軍師就叫我演咗一次呢路刀法。
+
+168
+00:18:30,832 --> 00:18:32,842
+佢讚我練得仲可以，佢話：
+
+169
+00:18:33,367 --> 00:18:43,774
+你嘅地堂門刀法身法，如果冇十幾年嘅寒暑之功呢就練唔到呢個地步，但係我哋聽日呢就要打仗，大家要練就嚟唔切嘞。
+
+170
+00:18:44,661 --> 00:18:51,637
+我話：係啊，呢路地堂門刀法呢小將啊練得唔好，不過的確呢已經練咗十幾年喇噉。
+
+171
+00:18:52,125 --> 00:19:01,571
+軍師就話：我哋趕緊築土堤，用弓箭嚟守住先，你馬上去教啲兵將，練轆地上前，揮刀斬腳嘅法子。
+
+172
+00:19:02,162 --> 00:19:09,139
+只要教三幾下招式，大家練熟就可以嘞，地堂門嘅深奧武功一概唔使教噉。
+
+173
+00:19:09,900 --> 00:19:13,912
+噉我接咗軍師將令，當晚呢，就教咗本隊嘅士兵先。
+
+174
+00:19:14,561 --> 00:19:19,697
+第二日一早，紅鬼衝過嚟，噉畀我哋一陣弓箭射翻轉頭。
+
+175
+00:19:20,360 --> 00:19:26,577
+噉本隊士兵將地堂刀法啊基本五招學會咗，再傳授第二隊嘅官兵。
+
+176
+00:19:27,346 --> 00:19:33,613
+軍師又吩咐大家斬咗啲樹枝，扎成盾牌，要嚟擋住紅毛兵嘅鉛彈嘅。
+
+177
+00:19:34,362 --> 00:19:38,116
+第四日朝頭早，紅毛兵又試��進攻嘞噃。
+
+178
+00:19:38,931 --> 00:19:47,328
+我哋上去迎戰，趢地前進，殺到紅毛鬼啊落花流水，戰場上便啊留低咗幾百隻腳。
+
+179
+00:19:47,755 --> 00:19:53,831
+連赤嵌城守將紅毛頭嘅左腳都斬咗落嚟，呢個紅毛頭呢就投降喇。
+
+180
+00:19:54,151 --> 00:19:57,260
+收尾再攻衛城，仍然係用呢個法子啊。
+
+181
+00:19:57,878 --> 00:19:59,662
+馬超興好歡喜噉話：
+
+182
+00:20:00,253 --> 00:20:05,799
+噉以後同羅剎鬼交鋒打仗，就可以用地堂功夫啊對付佢哋咯。
+
+183
+00:20:06,652 --> 00:20:10,788
+陳近南話：不過而家嘅情形呢就有啲唔同。
+
+184
+00:20:11,397 --> 00:20:16,423
+當年喺台灣嘅紅毛兵不過係三四千人，噉啊死一個少一個。
+
+185
+00:20:17,240 --> 00:20:24,826
+羅剎兵如果嚟侵犯，至少都有幾萬人㗎，佢哋源源而嚟，殺不勝殺。
+
+186
+00:20:25,386 --> 00:20:33,711
+再講吖，地堂刀法只能用於近戰，羅剎兵如果用大炮轟擊，噉亦好難抵擋㗎。
+
+187
+00:20:34,510 --> 00:20:39,232
+吳六奇話：噉啊係啊，軍師你話點做好呢？
+
+188
+00:20:40,451 --> 00:20:51,968
+佢聽陳近南介紹林興珠嘅時候，並冇稱呼自己做香主，就估計林興珠唔係天地會嘅人，所以亦唔用總舵主嚟稱呼陳近南嘞。
+
+189
+00:20:53,050 --> 00:21:01,250
+陳近南話：中國地大人多，如果冇漢奸做內應，外國人係極難打入嚟嘅。
+
+190
+00:21:01,903 --> 00:21:08,842
+噉大家都話：冇錯喇冇錯喇，清兵佔據我哋江山，全靠漢奸吳三桂帶路啫嘛。
+
+191
+00:21:09,594 --> 00:21:23,650
+陳近南話：而家吳三桂又去同羅剎國勾結，佢起兵造反嘅時候，我哋首先一鼓作氣將佢打垮，噉羅剎國冇咗內應就唔能夠貿貿然入侵嘞。
+
+192
+00:21:24,509 --> 00:21:31,946
+馬超興話：如果吳三桂垮得太快，就唔能夠同清廷打到兩敗俱傷嘞噃。
+
+193
+00:21:32,670 --> 00:21:34,958
+陳近南話：噉啊係嘅。
+
+194
+00:21:35,652 --> 00:21:40,424
+但係比較起嚟，羅剎人比較清廷更加可怕。
+
+195
+00:21:40,992 --> 00:21:49,713
+韋小寶話：係定啦，滿洲人亦係黃皮膚、黑眼睛、扁鼻哥，同我哋冇咩唔同嘅，講嘅説話亦係一樣嘅。
+
+196
+00:21:50,912 --> 00:21:56,193
+外國鬼又紅毛綠眼，講起説話上嚟啊，嘰哩咕嚕都唔知佢噏乜。
+
+197
+00:21:57,271 --> 00:22:02,720
+噉啊眾人傾咗一陣國家大事，個天上下光嘞，風雨亦停咗嘞。
+
+198
+00:22:02,921 --> 00:22:10,065
+馬超興話：大家衣服都濕咯，不如上岸飲翻兩杯，驅下寒氣呢，好唔好啊？
+
+199
+00:22:10,510 --> 00:22:12,371
+陳近南話：好極嘞。
+
+200
+00:22:12,851 --> 00:22:17,730
+嗱各位，欲知後事如何，且聽下回分解。

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+1
+00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,417
+前文再續啊書接上一回啊。
+
+2
+00:00:04,313 --> 00:00:13,597
+話説呢一場大風，將隻船吹咗三十幾里遠，等到返到去柳州嘅時候呢，已經上下中午嘞。
+
+3
+00:00:14,364 --> 00:00:17,074
+噉眾人喺原來嘅碼頭上岸。
+
+4
+00:00:18,291 --> 00:00:25,592
+只見有個人飛奔過嚟，佢對韋小寶話：相公，你，哎呀你返嚟喇。
+
+5
+00:00:26,482 --> 00:00:31,693
+呢個人係雙兒啊，佢全身都濕到淰，神情就好歡喜。
+
+6
+00:00:32,590 --> 00:00:35,780
+韋小寶問：你嚟呢度做乜嘢啊？
+
+7
+00:00:36,609 --> 00:00:45,460
+雙兒話：尋晚大風大雨，你坐咗船出去，我好唔放心啊，一味盼望相公你早啲返嚟咯。
+
+8
+00:00:46,380 --> 00:00:47,624
+你一直喺呢度等啊？
+
+9
+00:00:48,260 --> 00:00:51,850
+係，我，誒我只係擔心。
+
+10
+00:00:52,503 --> 00:00:54,319
+擔心我坐隻船沉咗啊？
+
+11
+00:00:55,271 --> 00:01:01,889
+我知道你福份大，隻船一定唔會沉嘅，不過，不過我。
+
+12
+00:01:02,854 --> 00:01:15,504
+碼頭上有個船夫笑住話：嘿呢位小總爺啊，尋晚，三更半夜風雨最大嘅時候，話請我哋隻船出去，誒話要搵人喎。
+
+13
+00:01:15,984 --> 00:01:24,110
+噉初初話畀五十兩銀呢就冇人肯去，佢又加到一百兩，張老三嗰個嘢貪錢就應承啦。
+
+14
+00:01:24,616 --> 00:01:31,756
+不過啱啱想開船唧，哩嘞一聲，大風就吹斷咗桅杆，哎噉就冇人敢去嘞。
+
+15
+00:01:31,906 --> 00:01:34,874
+佢呢就急到喊啊，哈哈哈哈哈。
+
+16
+00:01:36,084 --> 00:01:43,060
+韋小寶個心好感動，握住雙兒隻手話：雙兒，你對我真係好喇。
+
+17
+00:01:43,851 --> 00:01:46,173
+雙兒面都紅晒耷低個頭。
+
+18
+00:01:47,233 --> 00:01:51,391
+噉話說一行，去到馬超興嘅住處，換過衣服。
+
+19
+00:01:51,920 --> 00:01:56,818
+陳近南啊吩咐馬超興派人去打聽鄭公子同馮錫范嘅下落。
+
+20
+00:01:57,741 --> 00:02:02,880
+馬超興應咗，就派人出去查嘞，噉跟住稟報家後堂嘅事務。
+
+21
+00:02:04,365 --> 00:02:10,736
+馬超興擺開筵席，噉啊請陳近南坐咗首席，吳六奇就坐咗次席。
+
+22
+00:02:12,142 --> 00:02:15,854
+要請韋小寶坐第三席嘅時候呢，韋小寶話：
+
+23
+00:02:16,360 --> 00:02:26,287
+林大哥攻破台灣，地堂刀大斬紅毛火腿，立咗咁大功勞，兄弟啊，就算係企喺度陪佢飲酒亦係心甘情願啊。
+
+24
+00:02:26,794 --> 00:02:30,377
+噉樣嘅英雄好漢，兄弟點敢坐佢上首便啊？
+
+25
+00:02:31,066 --> 00:02:33,519
+佢就拉住林興珠坐咗第三席。
+
+26
+00:02:34,088 --> 00:02:36,192
+林興珠極之歡喜啊佢諗：
+
+27
+00:02:36,855 --> 00:02:41,393
+軍師呢個徒弟年紀雖然係細唧，不過認真夠朋友啊。
+
+28
+00:02:42,612 --> 00:02:47,564
+噉散咗席之後，天地會四個人又喺廂房商議事情。
+
+29
+00:02:48,621 --> 00:02:57,741
+陳近南話：小寶，你有大事在身，我哋師徒呢次仍然唔能夠多聚嘞，聽日你就北上啦。
+
+30
+00:02:58,632 --> 00:03:00,339
+韋小寶話：係。
+
+31
+00:03:01,176 --> 00:03:04,174
+可惜呢次呢又唔能夠多聽師父嘅教誨咯。
+
+32
+00:03:04,854 --> 00:03:11,719
+我本來仲想聽下吳大哥講下佢嘅英雄事蹟嘅，噉唯有等到打平吳三桂之後再聽佢講啦。
+
+33
+00:03:12,501 --> 00:03:20,806
+吳六奇笑住話：你吳大哥就冇咩英雄事蹟喇，不過平生嘅壞事呢係做過唔少。
+
+34
+00:03:21,415 --> 00:03:29,931
+如果唔係查伊璜先生一場教訓，直到今日，我仲係為虎作倀，幫清廷賣命啊。
+
+35
+00:03:31,159 --> 00:03:35,452
+韋小寶攞咗吳三桂送畀佢嗰支洋槍出嚟，對吳六奇話：
+
+36
+00:03:36,162 --> 00:03:42,412
+吳大哥，你咁遠嚟見我真係感激嘞，呢支羅剎國洋槍送畀你留念啦。
+
+37
+00:03:43,803 --> 00:03:57,380
+吳三桂啊本來送咗兩支畀佢嘅，另外嗰支呢，韋小寶喺領翻沐劍屏嘅時候，交咗畀夏國相做憑證，噉收尾匆匆忙忙離開雲南就嚟唔切攞翻。
+
+38
+00:03:58,102 --> 00:04:05,971
+吳六奇多謝過韋小寶，接過嚟，裝上火藥鐵彈，點着火向住天井放咗一槍。
+
+39
+00:04:07,049 --> 00:04:12,769
+火光一閃，嘭一聲，天井嘅青石板石屑紛飛。
+
+40
+00:04:13,628 --> 00:04:15,032
+大家都嚇咗一跳啊。
+
+41
+00:04:16,281 --> 00:04:18,376
+陳近南皺起眉頭佢諗：
+
+42
+00:04:19,240 --> 00:04:26,184
+羅剎國嘅火器竟然咁犀利，如果興兵侵犯真係難以抵擋啊。
+
+43
+00:04:27,970 --> 00:04:32,890
+韋小寶攞咗四張五千兩嘅銀票出嚟，交畀馬超興笑住話：
+
+44
+00:04:33,370 --> 00:04:37,286
+馬大哥，勞煩你代我請貴堂各位兄弟飲翻杯酒啦。
+
+45
+00:04:38,023 --> 00:04:44,796
+馬超興笑住話：二萬兩銀啊？太多咯，飲三年酒都飲冇完喂。
+
+46
+00:04:45,231 --> 00:04:46,793
+噉啊多謝��收咗嘞。
+
+47
+00:04:47,872 --> 00:04:50,987
+韋小寶跪低向陳近南叩頭辭別。
+
+48
+00:04:51,850 --> 00:04:55,242
+陳近南扶起佢，拍下佢膊頭，笑住話：
+
+49
+00:04:55,825 --> 00:04:59,768
+你好好，不愧係我陳近南嘅徒弟。
+
+50
+00:05:01,493 --> 00:05:15,733
+韋小寶同佢企得好近，睇得好清楚，見到佢兩鬢斑白，神情非常憔悴，估計呢幾年來奔走江湖，飽受風霜之苦。
+
+51
+00:05:16,288 --> 00:05:21,019
+個心好難過，噉啊想送啲禮物畀師父，佢諗：
+
+52
+00:05:21,887 --> 00:05:26,539
+師父啊唔要銀嘅，珠寶啊啲噉嘅嘢佢亦唔鐘意。
+
+53
+00:05:27,305 --> 00:05:31,873
+師父武功咁使得，亦唔稀罕我嘅匕首同寶衣㗎。
+
+54
+00:05:33,116 --> 00:05:38,389
+突然間一陣衝動佢就話：師父，有件事我要稟告你老人家。
+
+55
+00:05:39,519 --> 00:05:44,016
+吳六奇同馬超興知道佢兩師徒有説話講嘞，就退出去。
+
+56
+00:05:44,876 --> 00:05:49,271
+韋小寶喺貼肉嘅衫袋裏便，攞咗一包嘢出嚟。
+
+57
+00:05:49,916 --> 00:06:00,737
+解開綁繩，揭開一層油布，再掀開兩層油紙，就露出喺八部四十二章經封皮裏便攞出嚟嗰啲碎羊皮。
+
+58
+00:06:01,311 --> 00:06:08,007
+佢話：師父，弟子冇咩孝敬你老人家喇，呢包碎羊皮，請你收低佢啦。
+
+59
+00:06:08,941 --> 00:06:13,444
+陳近南好奇怪就問：啲碎羊皮係咩嘢嚟㗎？
+
+60
+00:06:14,731 --> 00:06:17,482
+韋小寶於是講咗碎羊皮嘅來歷。
+
+61
+00:06:18,533 --> 00:06:21,683
+陳近南越聽呢面色就越鄭重。
+
+62
+00:06:22,696 --> 00:06:36,127
+聽到太后、皇帝、鰲拜、西藏大喇嘛、獨臂尼九難、神龍教主等等大有來頭嘅人物，冇一個唔處心積慮噉想得到呢啲碎羊皮。
+
+63
+00:06:36,901 --> 00:06:44,798
+而其中呢，竟然隱藏住清廷龍脈，同大批寶藏嘅秘密，嘿真係發夢都想唔到啊。
+
+64
+00:06:45,892 --> 00:06:49,897
+佢詳細噉問經過嘅情形，韋小寶都講咗喇。
+
+65
+00:06:50,128 --> 00:06:58,427
+噉啊至於有啲細節，好似神龍教教主教招啊，拜九難做師父等等嘅情形呢噉啊當然係略過唔提啦。
+
+66
+00:06:59,787 --> 00:07:05,697
+陳近南沉吟咗一陣就話：呢包嘢真係非同小可。
+
+67
+00:07:06,933 --> 00:07:15,541
+我哋兩師徒帶領會中兄弟，去掘咗佢哋嘅龍脈，攞出寶藏，興兵起義，呢個係不世奇功。
+
+68
+00:07:16,723 --> 00:07:25,660
+不過我好快就返去台灣謁見王爺，呢包嘢帶喺身邊，坐船來回，恐怕唔安全啊。
+
+69
+00:07:26,344 --> 00:07:27,908
+而家仲係你收住好。
+
+70
+00:07:28,834 --> 00:07:34,402
+我翻台灣之後，就嚟北京同你會合，嗰陣時再共圖大事啦。
+
+71
+00:07:35,265 --> 00:07:38,201
+好，噉啊請師父盡快嚟北京啦。
+
+72
+00:07:38,942 --> 00:07:41,954
+你放心，我一陣都唔會停留㗎喇。
+
+73
+00:07:43,208 --> 00:07:49,164
+小寶，你師父畢生奔波，就係為咗圖謀興復明室。
+
+74
+00:07:50,061 --> 00:08:02,479
+睇住日子一日一日過去，百姓對前朝漸漸都唔記得，而家小皇帝施政又好妥善，興復大業越嚟越渺茫。
+
+75
+00:08:03,610 --> 00:08:12,096
+想唔到吳三桂終於要起兵造反，而你又得到呢份藏寶圖，真係天大嘅轉機啊。
+
+76
+00:08:13,221 --> 00:08:16,494
+講到呢處，不由得喜上眉梢。
+
+77
+00:08:17,776 --> 00:08:27,137
+佢本來神情憂鬱，滿懷心事，呢個時候精神大振啊，韋小寶見到佢噉樣十分歡喜。
+
+78
+00:08:28,165 --> 00:08:32,948
+陳近南又問：你身上中嘅毒點啊？有冇減輕啊？
+
+79
+00:08:33,893 --> 00:08:40,299
+韋小寶話：弟子食咗神龍教洪教主畀嘅解藥，毒性啊完全解晒喇。
+
+80
+00:08:41,130 --> 00:08:42,034
+噉啊好極喇。
+
+81
+00:08:43,289 --> 00:08:51,262
+小寶，你嘅膊頭擔住反清復明嘅萬斤重擔，務必要自己保重啊。
+
+82
+00:08:52,183 --> 00:08:55,411
+講完，陳近南雙手撳住佢膊頭。
+
+83
+00:08:56,314 --> 00:08:58,140
+韋小寶話：係。
+
+84
+00:08:59,093 --> 00:09:00,437
+弟子係咩嘢都唔懂嘅。
+
+85
+00:09:00,996 --> 00:09:03,828
+得到呢啲碎羊皮呢，不過係好彩數啫嘛。
+
+86
+00:09:04,371 --> 00:09:12,268
+次次都好似我做莊，食咗閒家嘅夾棍噉，天槓食天槓，密十食密十，食得啊舒舒服服。
+
+87
+00:09:13,324 --> 00:09:15,111
+陳近南微微一笑話：
+
+88
+00:09:15,864 --> 00:09:22,761
+你返到北京之後，半夜呢閂實門窗，慢慢將呢啲碎羊皮拼起上嚟。
+
+89
+00:09:23,290 --> 00:09:34,798
+拼到地圖喇，然後記住圖形，記到爛熟，唔會錯嘞，又將碎羊皮拆亂佢，分開七八包，收埋喺唔同嘅地方。
+
+90
+00:09:36,029 --> 00:09:42,777
+小寶，一個人嘅運氣呢有好有壞，唔會係成日都一帆風順嘅。
+
+91
+00:09:43,987 --> 00:09:47,507
+噉嘅大事，我哋唔能夠專靠好運氣㗎。
+
+92
+00:09:48,285 --> 00:09:49,604
+師父講得冇錯啊。
+
+93
+00:09:50,120 --> 00:10:01,494
+嗱就好比我賭牌九做莊啫嘛，而家已經贏咗八鋪嘞，如果一鋪通賠，呢包碎羊皮畀人哋搶咗去，豈不是全軍覆沒鏟咗我嘅莊？
+
+94
+00:10:01,796 --> 00:10:05,131
+所以呢，連贏八鋪之後，就要落莊嘞。
+
+95
+00:10:05,558 --> 00:10:10,756
+陳近南諗：小寶就係好賭。就微微笑話：
+
+96
+00:10:11,762 --> 00:10:13,503
+你懂得呢個道理就好啦。
+
+97
+00:10:14,232 --> 00:10:16,682
+賭錢輸贏冇咩嘢大不了。
+
+98
+00:10:17,259 --> 00:10:21,859
+我哋圖謀大事，就算係冇咗條命啊亦係好閒嘅事啫。
+
+99
+00:10:22,829 --> 00:10:29,514
+但係呢包嘢，天下千千萬萬人嘅身家性命都喺上便，點都唔輸得㗎。
+
+100
+00:10:30,299 --> 00:10:39,631
+係，我贏咗之後呢，就將銀捧翻屋企，埋喺床下底嚟，斬手指唔賭喇，噉就永遠都輸唔翻出去喇。
+
+101
+00:10:40,510 --> 00:10:44,834
+陳近南行到窗口旁邊，睇住個天，細細聲噉話：
+
+102
+00:10:45,836 --> 00:10:54,913
+小寶，我聽到呢個消息之後，就算即刻死咗咯，個心亦都好歡喜啊。
+
+103
+00:10:56,303 --> 00:11:04,324
+韋小寶諗：往日見到師父呢佢總係精神十足嘅，點解呢一次成日都想到要死呢？
+
+104
+00:11:05,316 --> 00:11:11,638
+佢就問：師父，你喺延平郡王府辦事個心唔係點痛快呢係咪呢？
+
+105
+00:11:12,714 --> 00:11:17,051
+陳近南擰轉身，有啲奇怪噉話：你點知道啊？
+
+106
+00:11:18,239 --> 00:11:20,903
+我見師父你似乎唔係點開心之嘛。
+
+107
+00:11:21,640 --> 00:11:25,370
+我想世上再為難嘅事情，你都唔放喺心上嘅。
+
+108
+00:11:25,850 --> 00:11:29,710
+江湖上嘅英雄好漢，又個個對你十分敬重嘅。
+
+109
+00:11:30,773 --> 00:11:36,748
+你係連皇帝都唔怕嘅，普天下只有鄭王爺一個人能夠畀氣你受㗎啫。
+
+110
+00:11:38,253 --> 00:11:41,032
+陳近南歎一口氣，隔咗一陣話：
+
+111
+00:11:42,450 --> 00:11:46,684
+王爺對我一向禮敬有加，十分倚重啊。
+
+112
+00:11:47,972 --> 00:11:53,003
+韋小寶話：嗯，實係鄭二公子呢個嘢向你擺臭架子定嘞。
+
+113
+00:11:54,491 --> 00:12:04,554
+當年國姓爺待我恩重如山，我早就誓死相報，對佢鄭家嘅事我係鞠躬盡瘁死而後已。
+
+114
+00:12:05,493 --> 00:12:10,945
+鄭二公子年紀輕，就算有咩言語不當我亦唔放喺心上。
+
+115
+00:12:12,251 --> 00:12:17,847
+王爺嘅世子，英明愛眾，不過乃係庶出。
+
+116
+00:12:19,032 --> 00:12:22,902
+韋小寶唔明白喇佢就問：誒咩咩庶出嘩？
+
+117
+00:12:23,662 --> 00:12:26,916
+庶出，就唔係王妃生嘅噉解。
+
+118
+00:12:27,880 --> 00:12:31,600
+哦我明白喇我明白喇，係王爺嘅妾侍生嘅。
+
+119
+00:12:32,332 --> 00:12:33,032
+冇錯。
+
+120
+00:12:34,032 --> 00:12:37,562
+當年國姓爺逝世同呢件事亦好有關係。
+
+121
+00:12:38,494 --> 00:12:46,522
+因此王太妃就好唔歡喜世子，噉啊一再吩咐王爺，要廢咗世子立二公子做世子啊。
+
+122
+00:12:47,020 --> 00:12:51,517
+唔得，二公子又糊塗又冇用又怕死，唔得嘅。
+
+123
+00:12:51,766 --> 00:12:57,348
+呢個嘢啊好鬼衰㗎，正龜蛋啊嗰日仲想害死師父你老人家添。
+
+124
+00:12:58,161 --> 00:13:03,198
+小寶，把嘴乾淨啲，你噉唔係即係鬧王爺？
+
+125
+00:13:04,038 --> 00:13:08,443
+吖，係啊係啊係啊，哎呀，龜蛋唔能夠隨便咁鬧人㗎。
+
+126
+00:13:10,100 --> 00:13:21,467
+兩位公子比較起上嚟，二公子的確係處處都唔及佢哥哥，不過係相貌端正，把嘴又甜，祖母好歡喜佢。
+
+127
+00:13:21,929 --> 00:13:28,218
+係囉，女人之家乜都唔識嘅，見到會托大腳嘅白板仔又當寶貝嘞。
+
+128
+00:13:29,079 --> 00:13:32,783
+陳近南啊唔知道佢係話阿珂，就擰下個頭話：
+
+129
+00:13:33,741 --> 00:13:39,953
+改立世子王爺係唔肯嘅，文武百官亦都勸王爺唔好改立。
+
+130
+00:13:40,843 --> 00:13:48,138
+因此兩位公子固然係兄弟失和啦，太妃同王爺母子之間，亦時時為呢啲事爭執。
+
+131
+00:13:48,818 --> 00:13:53,366
+太妃有時個心嬲起上嚟，仲叫咗我哋去訓斥一餐啊。
+
+132
+00:13:54,133 --> 00:13:54,736
+呢個老。
+
+133
+00:13:55,973 --> 00:14:02,272
+韋小寶老舉乸三個字爭啲出口，總算佢及時縮翻轉頭連忙改口話：
+
+134
+00:14:02,779 --> 00:14:06,626
+呢個老太太呢一上咗年紀，就變得糊塗嘞。
+
+135
+00:14:06,994 --> 00:14:18,107
+師父啊，鄭王爺嘅家事你既然係管唔掂，又唔能夠得罪佢哋，索性嚟一個各人自掃門前雪，別管他人瓦上霜咪得囉。
+
+136
+00:14:19,530 --> 00:14:26,016
+唉，我呢條命已經唔係自己㗎嘞，早就賣咗畀國姓爺。
+
+137
+00:14:27,053 --> 00:14:29,954
+人生於世，受恩當報。
+
+138
+00:14:30,721 --> 00:14:38,876
+目前王爺身邊人才日少，我點都唔能夠獨善其身，離開佢去第二處㗎嘞。
+
+139
+00:14:40,180 --> 00:14:46,025
+唉！大業艱難，亦不過做到點就點係啦。
+
+140
+00:14:47,081 --> 00:14:50,050
+講到呢處，又有啲意興蕭索嘞。
+
+141
+00:14:51,278 --> 00:14:56,861
+韋小寶想講啲説話嚟寬慰下佢，不過一時就無從講起。
+
+142
+00:14:57,559 --> 00:15:05,664
+過咗一陣就話：尋日呢，我哋本來想將鄭克塽一刀兩段，噉就乾淨爽快嘞。
+
+143
+00:15:06,410 --> 00:15:13,571
+但係馬大哥話，噉樣一嚟呢，就會令到師父難以做人，孭住個咩誒施主嘅罪名喎。
+
+144
+00:15:14,153 --> 00:15:16,673
+陳近南話：係弒主。
+
+145
+00:15:17,702 --> 00:15:24,946
+馬兄弟呢句説話講得好啱，如果你哋殺咗鄭公子，我仲點有面去見王爺呢？
+
+146
+00:15:25,845 --> 00:15:29,664
+他日九泉之下，亦唔敢去見國姓爺啊。
+
+147
+00:15:30,282 --> 00:15:38,519
+吖師父啊，你幾時帶我去睇下鄭家嗰個王太妃啦，對付呢種老太太啊，弟子有翻幾下散手㗎。
+
+148
+00:15:39,279 --> 00:15:48,014
+佢諗自己將假太后治到佮佮掂，連皇太后都對付得了，區區一個王太妃又何足道哉呢？
+
+149
+00:15:48,983 --> 00:15:51,901
+陳近南微微一笑話：胡鬧啦。
+
+150
+00:15:52,671 --> 00:15:54,534
+噉啊拉住佢隻手行出房嘞。
+
+151
+00:15:56,078 --> 00:16:00,612
+噉韋小寶向師父、吳六奇、馬超興告辭。
+
+152
+00:16:00,959 --> 00:16:03,068
+吳馬兩個人送佢出門口。
+
+153
+00:16:03,619 --> 00:16:11,442
+吳六奇話：韋兄弟，你呢個小丫鬟雙兒，我已經同佢結拜為兄妹喇。
+
+154
+00:16:12,473 --> 00:16:21,893
+韋小寶同馬超興都吃咗一驚，噉擰轉頭睇下雙兒，只見佢耷低個頭面都紅晒，神情非常忸怩。
+
+155
+00:16:22,794 --> 00:16:26,182
+韋小寶笑住話：吳大哥真係會講笑嘞。
+
+156
+00:16:26,911 --> 00:16:29,748
+吳六奇好正經噉話：唔係講笑啊。
+
+157
+00:16:30,300 --> 00:16:36,456
+我呢個義妹忠肝義膽，勝過男子漢，完全係我哋噉嘅人。
+
+158
+00:16:37,390 --> 00:16:38,886
+我對佢好敬重啊。
+
+159
+00:16:39,550 --> 00:16:47,755
+我見你同百勝刀王胡逸之結拜咁高興，我有樣學樣，於是就同雙兒結拜嘞。
+
+160
+00:16:48,102 --> 00:16:51,712
+吖佢就講乜嘢都唔肯噃，話係高攀唔上喎。
+
+161
+00:16:51,934 --> 00:16:55,449
+唓我一個老乞衣，有咩高攀低攀啊？
+
+162
+00:16:55,564 --> 00:16:59,614
+我非拜不可，噉佢就只有應承喇，哈哈哈哈哈。
+
+163
+00:17:00,212 --> 00:17:07,657
+馬超興話：哦，先頭你兩位喺嗰間房裏便講嘢，原來係商量結拜嘅事啊。
+
+164
+00:17:08,418 --> 00:17:10,107
+吳六奇話：冇錯。
+
+165
+00:17:10,605 --> 00:17:17,190
+雙兒妹叫我唔好講出嚟喎，哼，結拜兄妹，光明正大有咩嘢唔能夠講嘅啫？
+
+166
+00:17:18,338 --> 00:17:25,511
+韋小寶聽佢噉樣講先至知道係真嘅，睇下吳六奇，又睇下雙兒，覺得好奇怪。
+
+167
+00:17:26,400 --> 00:17:33,822
+吳六奇話：嗱韋兄弟，從今之後，你對我呢個義妹呢要另眼相看喇。
+
+168
+00:17:34,449 --> 00:17:37,512
+如果得罪咗佢啊，我要同你過唔去㗎。
+
+169
+00:17:38,219 --> 00:17:43,603
+雙兒連忙話：唔，唔會嘅，相公佢，佢待我好好㗎。
+
+170
+00:17:44,150 --> 00:17:52,370
+韋小寶笑住話：有你噉樣一位大哥撐腰，玉皇大帝、閻羅王都唔敢得罪佢啦。
+
+171
+00:17:52,779 --> 00:17:55,913
+三個人哈哈大笑，拱手分別嘞。
+
+172
+00:17:57,312 --> 00:18:03,197
+韋小寶返到去住地，就問結拜嘅事，雙兒好怕醜佢話：
+
+173
+00:18:04,794 --> 00:18:07,441
+呢位，呢位吳爺。
+
+174
+00:18:07,886 --> 00:18:13,867
+韋小寶話：咩嘢吳爺唧？大哥就係大哥，都結拜咗嘞，唔通唔算數啊？
+
+175
+00:18:14,303 --> 00:18:15,898
+係，算數，算數。
+
+176
+00:18:16,839 --> 00:18:20,946
+佢話覺得我唔錯，一定要同我結拜成兄妹喎。
+
+177
+00:18:21,399 --> 00:18:23,846
+雙兒喺身邊攞出嗰支洋槍話：
+
+178
+00:18:24,687 --> 00:18:31,102
+佢話身邊冇帶咩嘢好嘢，呢支洋槍係相公送畀佢嘅，佢轉送畀我。
+
+179
+00:18:31,297 --> 00:18:34,213
+相公啊，仲係你帶住防身啦。
+
+180
+00:18:35,167 --> 00:18:41,222
+韋小寶一味耍手話：誒唔得，係你大哥畀你嘅，又點可以還翻畀我呢？
+
+181
+00:18:42,442 --> 00:18:48,416
+佢想起吳六奇做事出人意表，覺得真係奇怪嘞，佢又諗：
+
+182
+00:18:49,461 --> 00:18:52,753
+佢個名都叫做六奇嘞，哎真係難怪。
+
+183
+00:18:53,371 --> 00:18:56,931
+哈，唔知另外嗰五奇係乜嘢呢？
+
+184
+00:18:58,291 --> 00:19:01,365
+話説一行人一路慢慢返北京。
+
+185
+00:19:02,334 --> 00:19:06,983
+路上九難教咗韋小寶一路拳法，噉啊叫佢練習。
+
+186
+00:19:08,089 --> 00:19:12,512
+但係韋小寶個人呢又扎扎跳��點都唔肯專心學習。
+
+187
+00:19:13,541 --> 00:19:22,013
+噉學咗一段時候，九難就叫佢試演啦，見佢淨係有姿勢一啲真實功夫都冇學到就話：
+
+188
+00:19:23,420 --> 00:19:30,247
+我哋雖然有師徒嘅名分，但係睇你嘅性情呢實在唔係學武嘅材料。
+
+189
+00:19:31,022 --> 00:19:42,915
+噉樣啦，我哋鐵劍門裏頭有一項神行百變功夫，係我恩師木桑道人創造嘅，乃係天下輕功之首。
+
+190
+00:19:44,032 --> 00:19:50,029
+呢項輕功，需要有高深內功做根基，睇嚟你亦唔能夠領會嘞。
+
+191
+00:19:50,931 --> 00:19:56,094
+你一門傍身嘅技藝都冇，日後遇到危難點得了呢？
+
+192
+00:19:56,485 --> 00:19:59,061
+我唯有教你一啲逃跑嘅辦法啦。
+
+193
+00:20:00,027 --> 00:20:05,283
+韋小寶又歡喜到癲喇佢就話：腳底能抹油，打交唔使愁。
+
+194
+00:20:05,594 --> 00:20:09,841
+師父教我逃跑個法子啊，噉啊實係冇人能夠追得到定㗎喇。
+
+195
+00:20:10,966 --> 00:20:19,857
+神行百變，世間無雙，當年威震武林，今日卻係畀你愛嚟腳底抹油。
+
+196
+00:20:20,474 --> 00:20:24,809
+恩師地下有知，實唔肯認你呢個冇出息嘅徒孫。
+
+197
+00:20:25,998 --> 00:20:30,648
+不過除此之外，我亦冇咩你學得會嘅本事傳畀你嘞。
+
+198
+00:20:31,373 --> 00:20:35,761
+師父收咗我呢個冇出息嘅徒弟啊，算係行咗衰運係啦。
+
+199
+00:20:36,295 --> 00:20:42,779
+不過賭錢啊有輸有贏，師父呢次唔好彩數，收咗我呢個徒弟噉啊算係大輸一場喇。
+
+200
+00:20:43,374 --> 00:20:49,473
+天公有眼，保佑師父以後啊連贏八場，再收八個威震天下嘅好徒弟。
+
+201
+00:20:50,440 --> 00:20:53,119
+九難笑咗一笑，拍下佢膊頭話：
+
+202
+00:20:54,170 --> 00:20:56,964
+武功好亦唔一定係人好嘅。
+
+203
+00:20:57,564 --> 00:21:02,591
+你性情唔鐘意學武，呢個係天性，唔能夠勉強嘅。
+
+204
+00:21:03,491 --> 00:21:08,122
+你除咗油腔滑調之外，亦總算係我嘅好徒弟。
+
+205
+00:21:09,322 --> 00:21:16,403
+韋小寶好歡喜啊，個心一陣激動，就想將嗰啲碎羊皮攞出嚟交畀九難。
+
+206
+00:21:17,410 --> 00:21:18,556
+不過佢跟住又諗：
+
+207
+00:21:19,400 --> 00:21:25,270
+啲碎羊皮我既然畀咗男師父，就唔能夠再畀女師父喇。
+
+208
+00:21:26,433 --> 00:21:34,044
+不過唔怕，好彩兩位師父都係想趕走清廷，光復漢人江山嘅，無論畀邊個都係一樣嘅啫。
+
+209
+00:21:35,440 --> 00:21:42,650
+噉於是九難將神行百變裏便唔需要內功根基嘅一啲身法步法，講畀韋小寶聽。
+
+210
+00:21:43,400 --> 00:21:52,854
+講起嚟又古怪噃，一般拳法掌法，佢學嘅時候呢，就係噉意就算數㗎嘞，唔肯用心鑽研嘅。
+
+211
+00:21:54,051 --> 00:22:02,034
+但係呢啲逃跑嘅法子呢，卻係大感興趣噃，一路學得啊津津有味，一得閒就練習。
+
+212
+00:22:02,648 --> 00:22:08,537
+有時仲要輕功極好嘅徐天川喺後便追佢，自己就東跑西竄噉逃避。
+
+213
+00:22:09,442 --> 00:22:12,828
+徐天川見佢身法奇妙非常佩服。
+
+214
+00:22:13,454 --> 00:22:23,771
+初時呢，幾下就追到嘞，但係九難不斷傳授新嘅訣竅，到咗直隸省境嘅時候，徐天川就點都追佢唔到嘞。
+
+215
+00:22:24,407 --> 00:22:29,019
+嗱各位，欲知後事如何，且聽下回分解。

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+1
+00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,214
+前文再續啊書接上一回啊。
+
+2
+00:00:04,275 --> 00:00:12,319
+話説九難見韋小寶同神行百變呢項輕功，頗有緣分，都大出意料之外啊。
+
+3
+00:00:13,080 --> 00:00:18,783
+佢話：睇嚟，你天生係個逃之夭夭嘅料啊。
+
+4
+00:00:19,874 --> 00:00:27,956
+韋小寶笑住話：弟子練唔成神行百變啊，練成神行抹油總算唔係一事無成啦。
+
+5
+00:00:29,190 --> 00:00:32,253
+佢沖咗一杯茶，捧到九難面前問：
+
+6
+00:00:32,582 --> 00:00:40,351
+師父啊，師祖木桑道長已經逝世嘞，當今天下，就以你老人家嘅武功第一係唔係啊？
+
+7
+00:00:41,474 --> 00:00:45,810
+唔係，天下武功第一，點能夠亂咁認㗎？
+
+8
+00:00:47,074 --> 00:00:51,674
+有一個人，稱得上係天下武功第一嘅。
+
+9
+00:00:52,511 --> 00:00:55,336
+係邊個啊？弟子一定要拜見下佢。
+
+10
+00:00:56,440 --> 00:00:59,253
+佢，佢。
+
+11
+00:01:00,271 --> 00:01:03,242
+九難突然間眼圈一紅，唔出聲嘞。
+
+12
+00:01:04,194 --> 00:01:05,470
+呢位前輩係邊個啊？
+
+13
+00:01:05,994 --> 00:01:11,074
+弟子第日如果有機會見到佢，一定恭恭敬敬噉向佢叩幾個頭。
+
+14
+00:01:12,504 --> 00:01:15,186
+九難揮一揮手，叫佢出去。
+
+15
+00:01:16,464 --> 00:01:20,728
+韋小寶好奇怪嘞就慢慢行出去，佢諗：
+
+16
+00:01:21,646 --> 00:01:30,056
+師父嘅神情咁古怪嘅？唔通呢個天下武功第一嘅人，係佢嘅契家佬？
+
+17
+00:01:31,405 --> 00:01:38,250
+九難呢個時候心所想嘅，正係嗰個遠在萬里海外嘅袁承志啊。
+
+18
+00:01:40,033 --> 00:01:45,464
+佢對袁承志落花有意，袁承志呢，卻係情有別鍾。
+
+19
+00:01:46,302 --> 00:01:53,749
+二十幾年嚟呢一番情意深深噉藏喺心底，而家又畀韋小寶撩撥起嚟嘞。
+
+20
+00:01:55,293 --> 00:02:04,536
+第日，韋小寶去九難間房請安，見佢已經唔聲唔氣噉走咗嘞，只係留低一張字條。
+
+21
+00:02:05,512 --> 00:02:13,218
+韋小寶攞去請徐天川讀佢聽，原來紙條上面寫住好自為之四個字。
+
+22
+00:02:14,407 --> 00:02:17,652
+韋小寶個心有啲唔安樂嘞，佢諗：
+
+23
+00:02:18,474 --> 00:02:24,412
+尋日我問師父邊個係天下武功第一，吖唔通呢句説話得罪咗佢啊？
+
+24
+00:02:25,752 --> 00:02:28,816
+話説呢一日，一行人嚟到北京。
+
+25
+00:02:29,793 --> 00:02:32,829
+建寧公主同韋小寶一齊去謁見皇帝。
+
+26
+00:02:34,324 --> 00:02:43,774
+康熙早就接到奏章嘞，已經復旨准許吳應熊嚟北京完婚，噉而家見到妹妹同韋小寶個心非常歡喜。
+
+27
+00:02:45,046 --> 00:02:49,762
+建寧公主就撲上去，一下攬住康熙放聲大哭，佢話：
+
+28
+00:02:50,773 --> 00:02:55,303
+嗯，吳應熊嗰個嘢欺負我，嗯嗯嗯嗯。
+
+29
+00:02:55,992 --> 00:03:02,503
+康熙笑住話：佢咁大膽啊，等我打佢個𦣇柚。佢點樣欺負你啊？
+
+30
+00:03:03,379 --> 00:03:08,567
+哼，你問小桂子啦，佢欺負我，佢欺負我！
+
+31
+00:03:08,762 --> 00:03:11,161
+皇帝哥哥，你要同我作主啊。
+
+32
+00:03:11,842 --> 00:03:14,070
+一便喊一便猛咁𨂽腳。
+
+33
+00:03:14,723 --> 00:03:19,477
+康熙笑住話：好，你返去自己間房唞下啦，我問小桂子啦。
+
+34
+00:03:20,762 --> 00:03:28,570
+建寧公主早就同韋小寶商量妥當嘞，見到康熙之後啊，點樣稟奏吳應熊無禮嘅事。
+
+35
+00:03:29,683 --> 00:03:34,807
+一等公主退咗出去，韋小寶就詳詳細細噉講畀康熙聽。
+
+36
+00:03:36,778 --> 00:03:42,969
+康熙皺住眉頭，一言不發噉聽完，諗咗一陣佢就話：
+
+37
+00:03:43,883 --> 00:03:47,025
+小桂子，你好大膽啊！
+
+38
+00:03:47,946 --> 00:03:51,217
+韋小寶嚇咗一跳連忙話：奴才唔敢。
+
+39
+00:03:52,402 --> 00:03:55,279
+你同公主打同通嚟呃我。
+
+40
+00:03:55,941 --> 00:03:58,669
+冇啊，奴才點敢呃皇上呢？
+
+41
+00:04:00,032 --> 00:04:08,969
+吳應熊對公主無禮，你當然冇親眼睇見，但係點能夠聽咗公主一面之詞就噉樣奏畀我聽呢？
+
+42
+00:04:10,261 --> 00:04:16,639
+韋小寶諗：哎呀不得了，小皇帝好厲害啊，睇出咗破綻喇。
+
+43
+00:04:17,229 --> 00:04:21,187
+連忙跪低叩頭話：皇上明見萬里。
+
+44
+00:04:21,889 --> 00:04:32,383
+吳應熊對公主點樣無禮呢，奴才的確係冇親眼起見，不過當時好多人企喺公主窗外，大家都係親耳聽見嘅。
+
+45
+00:04:33,312 --> 00:04:34,878
+噉就更加離譜嘞。
+
+46
+00:04:36,132 --> 00:04:41,293
+吳應熊呢個人我見過兩次，佢精明能幹，係個人才。
+
+47
+00:04:42,056 --> 00:04:46,382
+佢又唔係好年輕，佢美貌嘅姬妾仲會少咩？
+
+48
+00:04:46,648 --> 00:04:49,398
+點會大膽狂妄對公主無禮呢？
+
+49
+00:04:50,266 --> 00:04:54,068
+哼，公主嘅脾氣我仲唔知道咩？
+
+50
+00:04:55,127 --> 00:05:01,521
+實係佢同吳應熊嘈起上嚟，割咗，割咗佢嗰件鬼嘢。
+
+51
+00:05:02,407 --> 00:05:05,758
+講到呢處，康熙忍唔住哈哈大笑。
+
+52
+00:05:06,644 --> 00:05:10,226
+韋小寶亦笑嘞，佢企翻起身話：
+
+53
+00:05:11,097 --> 00:05:16,882
+呢啲事情，公主係不便詳細講嘅，奴才當然亦唔敢多問啦。
+
+54
+00:05:17,238 --> 00:05:20,112
+噉公主點樣講，奴才就點樣稟告喇。
+
+55
+00:05:21,710 --> 00:05:23,250
+你噉樣講亦啱。
+
+56
+00:05:24,151 --> 00:05:33,762
+吳應熊佢受咗委屈咯，你傳旨落去，叫佢哋喺北京擇日完婚啦，滿咗月之後，再返去雲南。
+
+57
+00:05:34,704 --> 00:05:41,507
+皇上啊，完婚唔緊要啊，吳三桂要造反啊，唔能夠畀公主返去雲南喇。
+
+58
+00:05:42,665 --> 00:05:50,960
+康熙不動聲色，岌一岌頭話：吳三桂果然要造反嘞，你見到啲咩嘢？
+
+59
+00:05:52,032 --> 00:06:02,014
+韋小寶啊於是將吳三桂點樣同西藏、蒙古、羅剎國、神龍教各方面勾結嘅情形，逐一逐二講咗。
+
+60
+00:06:03,443 --> 00:06:08,200
+康熙神色鄭重，唔出聲，過咗好耐就話：
+
+61
+00:06:09,442 --> 00:06:15,134
+呢個奸賊，竟然勾結咗咁多外援。
+
+62
+00:06:16,902 --> 00:06:20,857
+韋小寶早就知道呢件事情十分棘手就唔敢出聲。
+
+63
+00:06:22,137 --> 00:06:25,924
+再過一陣，康熙又問：收尾點啊？
+
+64
+00:06:26,936 --> 00:06:30,964
+韋小寶話：已經將蒙古王子嘅使者捉咗翻嚟喇。
+
+65
+00:06:31,408 --> 00:06:36,990
+講佢自己點樣假扮吳三桂嘅細仔，呃個使者講出真相；
+
+66
+00:06:37,399 --> 00:06:43,178
+吳應熊點樣想搶翻罕帖摩，喺公主住地放火反而畀人閹咗；
+
+67
+00:06:43,940 --> 00:06:52,306
+自己又點樣派遣部屬，化妝做王府家將，喺妓院裏便爭風呷醋，假裝殺死罕帖摩等等。
+
+68
+00:06:53,427 --> 00:06:58,037
+康熙聽到入晒神佢話：吖真係好玩嘞。
+
+69
+00:06:59,824 --> 00:07:01,829
+吳三桂呢個人呢我冇見過。
+
+70
+00:07:02,634 --> 00:07:07,840
+當年，父皇賓天嘅時候，吳三桂帶咗重兵嚟北京祭拜。
+
+71
+00:07:08,601 --> 00:07:21,313
+我本來想見見佢嘅，不過幾名顧命大臣怕佢擁兵入京，忽然發生變亂，就要佢喺北京城外搭個孝棚拜祭，唔准佢入北京城。
+
+72
+00:07:22,126 --> 00:07:28,202
+講到呢處，康熙企起身，來來回回噉行，佢繼續話：
+
+73
+00:07:29,042 --> 00:07:31,369
+鰲拜呢個嘢真係糊塗嘞。
+
+74
+00:07:32,462 --> 00:07:43,890
+如果擔心吳三桂入京會發生變亂，只要下旨要佢父子入京拜祭，大軍就駐扎喺城外噉咪得囉，佢有咩作為呢？
+
+75
+00:07:45,151 --> 00:07:48,462
+佢如果唔敢入城，噉係佢自己失禮。
+
+76
+00:07:49,809 --> 00:07:52,714
+唔准佢入城，即係明明講畀佢聽：
+
+77
+00:07:52,830 --> 00:07:57,439
+我哋怕咗你嘅大軍喇，怕你入京造反喇，你都係唔好入嚟喇。
+
+78
+00:07:58,066 --> 00:08:00,628
+呵呵，示弱之至！
+
+79
+00:08:01,834 --> 00:08:07,802
+吳三桂知道朝廷對佢有疑心又怕咗佢，點會話唔造反㗎？
+
+80
+00:08:09,233 --> 00:08:13,402
+佢嘅造反陰謀呀，恐怕就係因為噉而引起嘅。
+
+81
+00:08:14,533 --> 00:08:19,059
+韋小寶聽康熙噉樣一分析，真係佩服到極啊。
+
+82
+00:08:20,043 --> 00:08:28,068
+佢話：當時如果佢見到皇上，皇上又好好噉開導佢一番，講唔定啊，佢就唔敢造反嘞。
+
+83
+00:08:29,401 --> 00:08:38,640
+康熙話：嗰陣時我好細個，都唔懂軍國大事，見咗面後啊，有咩厲害説話同佢講呢？
+
+84
+00:08:39,049 --> 00:08:41,457
+佢睇我唔起只有反得更快啫。
+
+85
+00:08:42,674 --> 00:08:47,272
+康熙又詳細詢問吳三桂嘅相貌舉止，噉又問：
+
+86
+00:08:48,128 --> 00:08:51,584
+佢書房嗰張白老虎皮到底係點樣㗎？
+
+87
+00:08:52,704 --> 00:08:58,057
+韋小寶好奇怪，就描述嗰張白老虎皮嘅模樣，佢話：
+
+88
+00:08:58,896 --> 00:09:01,421
+皇上連呢啲小事都知道㗎喎？
+
+89
+00:09:02,821 --> 00:09:05,047
+康熙微微笑唔出聲。
+
+90
+00:09:05,713 --> 00:09:13,038
+又問起吳三桂嘅兵馬部署，用啲咩嘢人，以及十大總兵嘅性情才幹。
+
+91
+00:09:14,316 --> 00:09:19,460
+喺問話裏頭，顯得對吳三桂嘅情形知道得好詳細。
+
+92
+00:09:20,202 --> 00:09:27,600
+手下大將邊一個貪錢，邊一個好色，邊一個勇敢，邊個糊塗，冇一個唔清楚嘅。
+
+93
+00:09:28,750 --> 00:09:31,243
+韋小寶又吃驚又佩服，佢話：
+
+94
+00:09:32,000 --> 00:09:40,217
+皇上，你冇去過雲南，不過平西王府內府外嘅事情，知道得呀仲比奴才多啊。
+
+95
+00:09:40,911 --> 00:09:45,814
+吖冇錯喇，皇上喺昆明派咗唔少探子。
+
+96
+00:09:46,671 --> 00:09:52,210
+康熙笑住話：呢啲叫做知己知彼，百戰百勝吖嘛。
+
+97
+00:09:52,890 --> 00:09:56,892
+佢一心想要造反，唔通我哋一啲都唔理��咩？
+
+98
+00:09:57,820 --> 00:10:05,570
+小桂子，你呢趟功勞好大，探明咗吳三桂同西藏、蒙古、羅剎國勾結。
+
+99
+00:10:06,223 --> 00:10:14,108
+呢件大秘密啊，我嗰啲探子又查唔到嘞，佢哋只能夠查小事，查唔到大事㗎。
+
+100
+00:10:14,969 --> 00:10:18,823
+嘩，韋小寶啊周身都鬆晒，佢話：
+
+101
+00:10:19,591 --> 00:10:21,889
+呢啲全靠皇上洪福齊天啫。
+
+102
+00:10:22,800 --> 00:10:27,637
+康熙話：將嗰個罕帖摩帶入嚟，等我親自審問佢。
+
+103
+00:10:28,623 --> 00:10:34,356
+韋小寶應咗，咪率領十名御前侍衞，將罕帖摩送到嚟上書房。
+
+104
+00:10:35,818 --> 00:10:39,373
+康熙一見到佢，就用蒙古話問佢。
+
+105
+00:10:40,506 --> 00:10:51,352
+罕帖摩聽到蒙古話又驚奇又覺得親切，眼見皇宮裏便嘅氣派，就唔敢隱瞞嘞，一五一十，都將實情講出嚟。
+
+106
+00:10:52,447 --> 00:11:07,136
+康熙連氣問咗兩個幾時辰，除咗蒙古同吳三桂勾結嘅詳情之外，又問蒙古嘅兵力部署、錢糧物產、山川地勢、風土人情；
+
+107
+00:11:07,891 --> 00:11:17,003
+以及蒙古各旗王公邊個精明，邊個平庸，噉啊相互之間，邊個同邊個有仇，邊個同邊個有親等等。
+
+108
+00:11:18,534 --> 00:11:23,757
+韋小寶企喺一便侍候，聽見兩個人嘰哩咕嚕噉講到冇停。
+
+109
+00:11:24,265 --> 00:11:28,966
+罕帖摩一時呢就顯得十分佩服，一時就顯得害怕；
+
+110
+00:11:29,771 --> 00:11:34,827
+到咗收尾跪喺地下猛咁叩頭，似係，感恩到極噉。
+
+111
+00:11:35,861 --> 00:11:38,788
+康熙命令御前侍衞帶翻佢去監禁。
+
+112
+00:11:40,043 --> 00:11:42,792
+一名小太監送咗一碗參湯嚟。
+
+113
+00:11:43,666 --> 00:11:46,170
+康熙飲咗，佢對小太監話：
+
+114
+00:11:46,982 --> 00:11:48,908
+你斟碗畀韋副總管啦。
+
+115
+00:11:49,932 --> 00:11:52,930
+韋小寶叩頭謝恩，噉啊飲咗參湯。
+
+116
+00:11:54,312 --> 00:11:59,453
+呢個時候，聽見書房外便有腳步聲，一名小太監話：
+
+117
+00:12:00,461 --> 00:12:04,926
+啟稟皇上，南懷仁、湯若望侍候皇上。
+
+118
+00:12:05,640 --> 00:12:06,873
+康熙點點頭。
+
+119
+00:12:07,229 --> 00:12:15,521
+噉啊小太監傳呼出去，跟住有兩個身材高大嘅外國人入嚟，跪低向康熙叩頭。
+
+120
+00:12:16,478 --> 00:12:18,835
+韋小寶非常奇怪啊佢諗：
+
+121
+00:12:19,532 --> 00:12:25,389
+嗯，點解有外國鬼嚟到皇宮嘅呢？哈，真係奇哉怪也喇。
+
+122
+00:12:26,422 --> 00:12:32,930
+兩個外國人叩完頭之後，各人喺身邊攞出一本書，放喺康熙枱上。
+
+123
+00:12:33,813 --> 00:12:37,633
+嗰個年紀比較輕，叫做南懷仁嘅外國人話：
+
+124
+00:12:38,493 --> 00:12:42,326
+皇上，今日我哋再講大炮發射嘅道理。
+
+125
+00:12:43,382 --> 00:12:50,157
+韋小寶聽佢一口北京話，清脆流利，不由得咦咗一聲，驚奇到極啊。
+
+126
+00:12:51,748 --> 00:12:55,640
+康熙向佢笑咗一笑，就耷低頭睇書嘞。
+
+127
+00:12:56,571 --> 00:13:01,621
+南懷仁企喺康熙側跟，用手指住本書就講解起嚟。
+
+128
+00:13:02,734 --> 00:13:06,209
+康熙聽到唔明白嘅地方呢，就即刻發問。
+
+129
+00:13:07,533 --> 00:13:20,234
+南懷仁講咗半個時辰，噉另外一個老年白鬍鬚嘅外國人湯若望呢，接住又講天文曆法，亦講咗半個時辰，兩個人就叩頭退翻出去。
+
+130
+00:13:21,262 --> 00:13:27,682
+康熙話：外國人講我哋中國話，你聽起上嚟好奇怪呢係唔係呢？
+
+131
+00:13:28,402 --> 00:13:35,233
+韋小寶話：奴才本來係好奇怪嘅，收尾仔細一諗呢，亦唔奇怪喇。
+
+132
+00:13:35,860 --> 00:13:38,307
+聖天子百神呵護吖嘛。
+
+133
+00:13:38,924 --> 00:13:49,144
+羅剎國圖謀不軌，上天就派咗兩個會講中國話嘅番鬼佬下凡嚟輔助聖朝，製造槍炮火器，掃平羅剎喇。
+
+134
+00:13:50,360 --> 00:13:51,950
+你心思都幾機靈。
+
+135
+00:13:53,176 --> 00:13:56,046
+不過番鬼佬會講中國話就唔係天生嘅。
+
+136
+00:13:57,110 --> 00:14:02,829
+嗰個老年人，喺前明天啟年間就嚟到中國，佢係日耳曼人。
+
+137
+00:14:03,216 --> 00:14:07,217
+後生嗰個呢，係比利時人，係順治年間嚟嘅。
+
+138
+00:14:08,163 --> 00:14:11,563
+佢哋都係耶穌會教士，嚟中國傳教嘅。
+
+139
+00:14:11,927 --> 00:14:14,657
+要傳教，就要學講中國話嘞。
+
+140
+00:14:15,581 --> 00:14:17,510
+哦原來係噉嘅。
+
+141
+00:14:18,128 --> 00:14:20,973
+奴才一直都喺度擔心羅剎嘅火器厲害。
+
+142
+00:14:22,024 --> 00:14:29,334
+今日聽呢個外國人，咩嘢大炮啊、誒短槍啊，講得頭頭是道，奴才噉就放心嘞。
+
+143
+00:14:30,498 --> 00:14:33,981
+康熙喺書房裏便慢慢噉踱嚟踱去佢話：
+
+144
+00:14:35,460 --> 00:14:42,391
+羅剎人係人，我哋亦係人，佢哋能夠做槍炮，我哋一樣亦能夠做。
+
+145
+00:14:43,402 --> 00:14:45,653
+不過我哋一直唔懂呢個法子啫。
+
+146
+00:14:46,840 --> 00:14:52,922
+當年我哋同明朝喺遼東打仗，明兵有大炮，我哋吃咗好多苦頭。
+
+147
+00:14:53,901 --> 00:14:58,133
+太祖皇帝就係畀炮火打傷，龍馭賓天嘅。
+
+148
+00:14:59,322 --> 00:15:02,902
+不過明朝嘅天下，唔係畀我哋奪取到嚟嘞咩？
+
+149
+00:15:03,690 --> 00:15:10,334
+可見槍炮係要人嚟使㗎，使嘅人唔爭氣，槍炮更厲害都係冇用。
+
+150
+00:15:11,937 --> 00:15:16,891
+原來明朝就有大炮㗎喇？唔知呢啲大炮而家喺邊處呢？
+
+151
+00:15:17,672 --> 00:15:22,653
+我哋攞咗去揈吳三桂嗰個衰公，揈到佢啊一佛出世二佛升天。
+
+152
+00:15:23,902 --> 00:15:28,998
+明朝嘅大炮就係得嗰幾坎，都係同澳門紅毛人買嘅。
+
+153
+00:15:29,633 --> 00:15:32,123
+淨係買番鬼佬嘅槍炮唔得嘅。
+
+154
+00:15:32,852 --> 00:15:36,693
+如果同番鬼佬打仗，佢哋唔肯賣喇，噉唔係弊？
+
+155
+00:15:37,719 --> 00:15:42,326
+我哋要自己做，噉先至唔怕人哋制我哋死命啊。
+
+156
+00:15:43,082 --> 00:15:44,000
+係啊係啊。
+
+157
+00:15:44,520 --> 00:15:51,466
+皇上仲怕嗰啲耶穌會教士做假嘢嚟呃你，所以自己嚟搞清楚啲槍炮係點樣做嘅。
+
+158
+00:15:51,901 --> 00:15:57,208
+從今之後啊，任佢番鬼佬講得天花亂墜亂墜天花都呃唔到你嘞。
+
+159
+00:15:58,721 --> 00:16:00,098
+你明白我個諗法。
+
+160
+00:16:01,293 --> 00:16:09,619
+呢啲做槍炮嘅道理，真係好繁雜好難，淨係煉嗰啲上等精鐵就非常唔容易嘞。
+
+161
+00:16:10,433 --> 00:16:20,855
+皇上啊，我去幫你將北京城裏城外嘅打鐵佬啊冚𠾴唥叫齊嚟，大家拉起風箱，嘰咕嘰咕噉煉佢幾百萬斤上等精鐵啦。
+
+162
+00:16:22,270 --> 00:16:26,741
+你喺雲南嘅時候，我哋已經煉成十幾萬斤精鐵嘞。
+
+163
+00:16:27,631 --> 00:16:32,487
+湯若望同南懷仁正在監造大炮，幾時你跟我去睇下啦。
+
+164
+00:16:33,047 --> 00:16:34,727
+吖，噉真係好嘞。
+
+165
+00:16:35,562 --> 00:16:41,219
+皇上啊，啲外國鬼居心不良，我哋要提防佢哋先至好啊。
+
+166
+00:16:41,379 --> 00:16:47,231
+做炮嘅地方又有火藥又有鐵器，皇上自己唔好去喇，奴才同你去監督啦。
+
+167
+00:16:48,346 --> 00:16:49,967
+噉又唔使擔心。
+
+168
+00:16:50,438 --> 00:16:56,953
+呢件事情，關係到國家氣運，我如果唔係親眼睇住終歸唔放心。
+
+169
+00:16:58,109 --> 00:17:00,034
+南懷仁忠誠耿直。
+
+170
+00:17:00,691 --> 00:17:04,721
+湯若望嗰條老命係我救嘅，佢感激到不得了。
+
+171
+00:17:05,206 --> 00:17:07,730
+呢兩個人決唔會有咩異心嘅。
+
+172
+00:17:09,021 --> 00:17:13,524
+皇上居然救咗外國老番鬼條命啊噉真係奇怪喇。
+
+173
+00:17:14,310 --> 00:17:15,739
+康熙微微笑話：
+
+174
+00:17:16,713 --> 00:17:25,683
+康熙三年，湯若望話欽天監推算日食有錯誤，就同欽天監嘅漢官雙方辯論得好激烈。
+
+175
+00:17:27,099 --> 00:17:33,103
+欽天監嘅漢官楊光先唔夠佢講，就捉佢雞腳，上咗一道奏章。
+
+176
+00:17:33,918 --> 00:17:46,441
+話湯若望制定嘅嗰部大清時憲歷，總共只係推算咗二百年，但係我大清得上天眷佑，聖祚無疆，萬萬年嘅江山。
+
+177
+00:17:46,815 --> 00:17:53,030
+噉汤若望淨係推算二百年，噉唔係咒我大清只有二百年嘅天下嘞咩噉？
+
+178
+00:17:54,331 --> 00:17:58,363
+韋小寶伸下條脷話：嘩，好厲害啊。
+
+179
+00:17:59,151 --> 00:18:04,227
+呢個外國老番鬼會算天文地理，就係唔會算做官人嘅手段。
+
+180
+00:18:05,340 --> 00:18:06,797
+噉唔係就係囉。
+
+181
+00:18:07,277 --> 00:18:15,664
+嗰個時候鰲拜當政，呢個嘢，糊糊塗塗，就話湯若望詛咒朝廷，應該凌遲處死。
+
+182
+00:18:16,463 --> 00:18:20,879
+噉呢道旨意送畀我睇，我一睇，就睇出一個破綻嘞。
+
+183
+00:18:22,223 --> 00:18:33,636
+康熙三年，嗰陣時皇上你先至係十歲啫，就已經睇出其中嘅破綻喇？真係聖天子聰明智慧，自古少有啊。
+
+184
+00:18:34,302 --> 00:18:35,726
+你唔好托大腳喇。
+
+185
+00:18:37,060 --> 00:18:39,984
+其實呢個道理呢，講起上嚟亦好顯淺。
+
+186
+00:18:40,979 --> 00:18:45,530
+我就問鰲拜，呢部大清時憲曆係幾時做好嘅？
+
+187
+00:18:45,930 --> 00:18:51,426
+佢話唔知道，要返去查一查，噉回奏話，係順治十年做好嘅。
+
+188
+00:18:51,937 --> 00:18:57,379
+噉當時先帝下旨嘉獎，賜咗佢一個通玄教師嘅封號噉。
+
+189
+00:18:58,111 --> 00:19:03,983
+我話：係吖，我六七歲嘅時候，就喺書房見過呢部大清時憲曆嘞。
+
+190
+00:19:04,920 --> 00:19:10,433
+呢部曆書已經做成咗十年，點解當時大家唔話佢唔啱呢？
+
+191
+00:19:10,904 --> 00:19:15,710
+而家爭佢唔過咯，就嚟翻佢老賬啊？噉太過唔公道喇。
+
+192
+00:19:16,467 --> 00:19:21,116
+鰲拜諗下，冇錯啊，噉咪冇殺佢，將佢韞喺監牢。
+
+193
+00:19:21,778 --> 00:19:28,726
+呢件事我收尾亦唔記得咗嘞，最近南懷仁講起，我先至下旨放翻佢出嚟啫嘛。
+
+194
+00:19:29,746 --> 00:19:36,126
+皇上啊，等奴才叫佢花啲心思，做一部大清萬年曆出嚟好唔好啊？
+
+195
+00:19:37,256 --> 00:19:40,152
+康熙笑咗幾聲，跟住好正經噉話：
+
+196
+00:19:41,641 --> 00:19:52,687
+我讀前朝嘅歷史書，凡係愛惜百姓嘅，必定係國運長久，否則一味講啲吉祥嘅説話又有咩用吖？
+
+197
+00:19:53,730 --> 00:20:03,307
+自古以來，人人都叫皇帝做萬歲，哼，其實唔好講話萬歲啊，享受一百歲嘅皇帝都冇吖嘛。
+
+198
+00:20:04,099 --> 00:20:07,072
+咩萬壽無疆啊都係呃人嘅。
+
+199
+00:20:07,936 --> 00:20:18,625
+父王諄諄叮囑，要我實行永不加賦嘅訓諭，我仔細噉想下，只有遵守呢四個字，我哋嘅江山就係鐵打。
+
+200
+00:20:19,185 --> 00:20:24,245
+咩嘢番鬼佬嘅大炮啊、吳三桂嘅兵馬啊，冚𠾴唥都唔使擔心。
+
+201
+00:20:25,602 --> 00:20:30,829
+韋小寶啊唔明白呢啲治國嘅大道理，只係應話係係係噉。
+
+202
+00:20:31,890 --> 00:20:38,310
+然後攞出喺吳三桂嗰處偷翻嚟嗰部正藍旗四十二章經，雙手獻畀康熙佢話：
+
+203
+00:20:39,011 --> 00:20:44,263
+皇上，呢部經書啊，果然係吳三桂呢個衰公吞沒咗啊。
+
+204
+00:20:44,937 --> 00:20:50,659
+奴才喺佢書房裏便見到，就一於嚟個順手牽羊，噉就物歸原主嘞。
+
+205
+00:20:51,779 --> 00:20:54,607
+康熙好歡喜佢話：好極嘞。
+
+206
+00:20:55,299 --> 00:21:01,297
+太后一味掛住呢件事，我去獻畀佢老人家，然後攞去太廟焚化咗佢。
+
+207
+00:21:02,422 --> 00:21:06,006
+唔理裏頭有咩嘢秘密都好，從此就冇人知道喇。
+
+208
+00:21:06,879 --> 00:21:12,026
+韋小寶諗：你燒咗梗係最好啦，噉就叫做毀尸滅跡。
+
+209
+00:21:12,780 --> 00:21:17,330
+我偷咗經書裏便碎羊皮嘅事就永遠都唔會畀人發覺喇。
+
+210
+00:21:18,659 --> 00:21:27,609
+佢返到自己嘅子爵府，天黑之後，閂實道門，攞出嗰包碎羊皮，呢叫咗雙兒嚟，佢就話：
+
+211
+00:21:28,521 --> 00:21:31,280
+有一件長命功夫，你幫我做下。
+
+212
+00:21:32,582 --> 00:21:36,265
+吩咐佢將幾千片碎羊皮夾翻埋還原。
+
+213
+00:21:37,171 --> 00:21:43,006
+噉雙兒呢伏喺張枱處慢慢噉對住剪痕，一片一片噉嚟夾嘞噃。
+
+214
+00:21:44,071 --> 00:21:51,097
+但係幾千片碎羊皮亂糟糟，要夾翻原來噉樣真係談何容易呢？
+
+215
+00:21:52,570 --> 00:21:59,964
+韋小寶初時仲坐喺枱邊，出下主意，東攞一片西攞一片，幫雙兒嚟到夾。
+
+216
+00:22:01,091 --> 00:22:09,207
+但係搞咗好耐，連兩塊相連嘅羊皮都搵唔到，就冇晒癮頭，就行去瞓覺嘞。
+
+217
+00:22:09,878 --> 00:22:14,752
+嗱各位，欲知後事如何，且聽下回分解。

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+1
+00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,434
+前文再續啊書接上一回啊。
+
+2
+00:00:04,553 --> 00:00:12,079
+話説韋小寶一覺瞓到大天光，瞓醒之後，只見外便間房仲點住蠟燭。
+
+3
+00:00:13,017 --> 00:00:17,858
+雙兒隻手呢，揸住一片碎羊皮，定晒神噉喺度諗。
+
+4
+00:00:18,982 --> 00:00:22,538
+韋小寶行到佢後便，哇一聲大叫。
+
+5
+00:00:23,060 --> 00:00:28,946
+雙兒吃咗一驚，跳起身嚟一睇，就笑住話：吖，你醒喇？
+
+6
+00:00:29,781 --> 00:00:38,443
+韋小寶話：呢啲碎羊皮呀好攞命㗎，我又唔係趕住要，點解你成晚都唔瞓唧？快啲去瞓啦。
+
+7
+00:00:39,159 --> 00:00:41,109
+好，我執埋佢哋先啦。
+
+8
+00:00:41,911 --> 00:00:53,603
+韋小寶見到枱面一塊大白布上便，已經用繡花針釘咗十一二塊碎羊皮，夾埋一齊，完全吻合，好歡喜啦，佢話：
+
+9
+00:00:53,975 --> 00:00:57,343
+哎呀，你搵到好幾片嘞噃。
+
+10
+00:00:57,934 --> 00:01:05,954
+雙兒話：就係開頭最難，而家我已經明白一啲道理嘞，以後就會夾得快啲㗎喇。
+
+11
+00:01:07,263 --> 00:01:14,782
+佢將啲碎羊皮用油布包好，連埋嗰塊大白布啊，鎖喺一個金漆箱裏便。
+
+12
+00:01:15,632 --> 00:01:21,564
+韋小寶話：呢啲碎羊皮呀好有用㗎，千祈唔能夠畀人偷咗去啊。
+
+13
+00:01:22,421 --> 00:01:27,565
+雙兒話：我一日看住佢就係啦，我半步都唔離開。
+
+14
+00:01:28,010 --> 00:01:29,805
+就係怕瞓着出咗事唧。
+
+15
+00:01:30,450 --> 00:01:36,667
+唔緊要，我去調一小隊驍騎營軍士嚟，喺屋外便同你守住，同你保駕。
+
+16
+00:01:37,272 --> 00:01:39,037
+噉我就放心得多喇。
+
+17
+00:01:40,496 --> 00:01:47,559
+韋小寶見佢雙眼有啲紅絲，可見佢尋晚極之勞累嘞，好錫佢就話：
+
+18
+00:01:48,083 --> 00:01:50,163
+快啲瞓啦，我抱你上床啦。
+
+19
+00:01:50,816 --> 00:01:55,531
+雙兒啊醜到滿面通紅猛咁耍手話：唔好唔好啊。
+
+20
+00:01:56,060 --> 00:02:02,478
+有咩好唔好嘅呢？你幫我做嘢辛苦咗成晚喇，噉我抱你上床啫嘛有咩緊要啊？
+
+21
+00:02:03,015 --> 00:02:05,060
+講完，伸手就抱。
+
+22
+00:02:05,690 --> 00:02:09,487
+雙兒咭噉笑一聲，喺佢手臂下便蜎咗過去。
+
+23
+00:02:10,527 --> 00:02:23,543
+韋小寶啊連氣抱咗幾次，都抱個空，自己知道輕身功夫同佢爭得遠嘞，個心有啲喪氣，唉噉歎一口氣，就坐喺椅上便。
+
+24
+00:02:24,580 --> 00:02:26,890
+雙兒笑吟吟噉行埋去佢話：
+
+25
+00:02:27,926 --> 00:02:31,718
+服侍你啷口洗面，食完早餐我先至去瞓啦。
+
+26
+00:02:32,724 --> 00:02:34,613
+韋小寶擰擰頭唔出聲。
+
+27
+00:02:35,691 --> 00:02:44,200
+雙兒見佢唔高興，個心啊有啲唔安樂嘞，低聲話：相公，你，你嬲嘞？
+
+28
+00:02:45,321 --> 00:02:52,636
+唔係嬲，我嘅輕功太差嘞，師父教咗我好多法子我總係學唔會。
+
+29
+00:02:53,552 --> 00:02:57,638
+連你噉嘅一個姑娘仔我都捉唔住有屁用咩？
+
+30
+00:02:58,603 --> 00:03:02,199
+你要抱我，我梗係要搏命避開你啦。
+
+31
+00:03:03,133 --> 00:03:07,003
+韋小寶突然間跳起身，佢話：我非捉到你不可！
+
+32
+00:03:07,510 --> 00:03:09,323
+擘開雙手就向佢撲過去。
+
+33
+00:03:10,168 --> 00:03:13,036
+雙兒咭咭聲咁笑，側身避開。
+
+34
+00:03:13,803 --> 00:03:20,006
+韋小寶又詐假意向左便一撲，等雙兒走去右邊嘅時候，一手揸住佢衫角。
+
+35
+00:03:20,871 --> 00:03:25,865
+雙兒吖噉叫咗一聲，就怕畀佢扯爛咗件衫，唔敢出力掙扎。
+
+36
+00:03:27,001 --> 00:03:30,852
+韋小寶攔腰將佢抱住，噉雙兒一味喺度笑。
+
+37
+00:03:31,625 --> 00:03:37,490
+韋小寶右手兜住佢腿彎，將佢打橫抱起，放喺自己鋪床上便。
+
+38
+00:03:37,983 --> 00:03:42,712
+雙兒呢滿面通紅佢話：哎呀相公你，嗯你。
+
+39
+00:03:43,348 --> 00:03:44,759
+我咩嘢吖我？
+
+40
+00:03:45,510 --> 00:03:51,826
+拉過張被𢫏住佢，護低個身喺佢塊面上輕輕吻一吻，笑住話：
+
+41
+00:03:52,395 --> 00:03:54,079
+快啲眯埋眼，瞓啦。
+
+42
+00:03:54,604 --> 00:03:58,007
+噉就轉身出房，閂翻埋道門，佢諗：
+
+43
+00:03:58,862 --> 00:04:02,192
+雙兒實係怕我嬲，特登畀我抱住嘅啫。
+
+44
+00:04:03,404 --> 00:04:10,592
+佢去到大廳，吩咐親兵傳令落去，調一隊驍騎營軍士嚟自己房間外便守衞。
+
+45
+00:04:12,421 --> 00:04:23,842
+噉喺呢幾日當中啊，佢將雲南帶嚟嘅金銀禮物，分別送畀宮中妃嬪、王公大臣、侍衞、太監，佢諗：
+
+46
+00:04:24,424 --> 00:04:33,119
+如果話係吳三桂送嘅，噉就人人都會多謝嗰個衰公嘞，不如老子自己做好人好過啦。
+
+47
+00:04:33,911 --> 00:04:41,629
+於是吳三桂嗰幾十萬兩金銀啊，都變成咗欽差大臣、驍騎營都統韋小寶嘅禮物。
+
+48
+00:04:42,503 --> 00:04:46,109
+收禮嘅人，當然係好評如潮定啦。
+
+49
+00:04:46,465 --> 00:04:55,745
+宮中朝中，都話皇上真係聖明喇，所提拔嘅呢個少年都統啊精明幹練，居官得體啊。
+
+50
+00:04:57,253 --> 00:05:06,140
+話説雙兒每日都喺度夾嗰啲碎羊皮，一搵到吻合無誤嘅皮片，就用繡花針釘住。
+
+51
+00:05:07,111 --> 00:05:20,090
+韋小寶每晚睇見拼成嘅圖形越嚟越大，圖裏便畫嘅果然都係山川地形，噉圖上呢，就注住彎彎曲曲嘅文字。
+
+52
+00:05:20,948 --> 00:05:25,488
+雙兒話：呢啲都係外國字，我一個都唔識喇。
+
+53
+00:05:26,650 --> 00:05:31,150
+韋小寶喺皇宮啊住得耐嘞，知道寫嘅呢係滿洲字。
+
+54
+00:05:31,883 --> 00:05:38,807
+佢係連漢字都唔識幾個嘅，圖形裏便寫嘅無論係咩嘢文字啊，亦唔放喺心上。
+
+55
+00:05:39,952 --> 00:05:47,500
+好嘞，到咗第十八日夜晚，韋小寶啊返入屋，只見雙兒滿面笑容。
+
+56
+00:05:48,100 --> 00:05:51,483
+佢摸下雙兒嘅下爬就問：咩嘢事咁開心啊？
+
+57
+00:05:52,549 --> 00:05:56,243
+雙兒微微笑話：相公，你估下啦。
+
+58
+00:05:56,870 --> 00:06:03,429
+尋晚臨瞓嘅時候，韋小寶見只係剩翻二三百片碎羊皮仲未曾夾起。
+
+59
+00:06:04,492 --> 00:06:10,929
+呢夾嘢就係噉㗎嘞，每夾起一片，淨低嘅就少一片，就容易一分。
+
+60
+00:06:11,781 --> 00:06:22,656
+噉啊最初一兩日呢就最艱難，一個時辰啊，都未必能夠搵到兩片互相吻合嘅碎羊皮嘞，噉啊到咗收尾呢，就進展迅速咯噃。
+
+61
+00:06:24,033 --> 00:06:30,887
+佢估到雙兒呢已經將啲圖形夾起上嚟㗎喇，所以喜上眉梢，就笑住話：
+
+62
+00:06:31,802 --> 00:06:33,228
+嗯，等我估下先。
+
+63
+00:06:34,043 --> 00:06:38,321
+係嘞，你實係包咗幾隻湖州粽畀我食係咪呢？
+
+64
+00:06:39,117 --> 00:06:41,840
+雙兒擰下頭話：唔係。
+
+65
+00:06:42,853 --> 00:06:45,850
+嗯，你喺地下執到件寶貝。
+
+66
+00:06:46,552 --> 00:06:47,182
+唔係。
+
+67
+00:06:48,086 --> 00:06:53,708
+吖，我知嘞，你義兄喺廣東帶咗好多嘢嚟送畀你。
+
+68
+00:06:54,423 --> 00:06:58,091
+唔係，條路咁遠，點會送嘢嚟唧？
+
+69
+00:06:59,260 --> 00:07:02,536
+係唔係莊家三少奶搵人帶信嚟呢？
+
+70
+00:07:03,814 --> 00:07:04,980
+唔係咯。
+
+71
+00:07:05,553 --> 00:07:09,800
+莊家三少奶佢哋唔知點呢，我真係掛住佢哋啊。
+
+72
+00:07:11,362 --> 00:07:15,486
+吖我知喇我知喇，今日係你生日。
+
+73
+00:07:16,193 --> 00:07:18,598
+唔係咯，我生日唔係今日。
+
+74
+00:07:19,140 --> 00:07:19,992
+噉係邊一日啊？
+
+75
+00:07:20,400 --> 00:07:21,270
+係九月十。
+
+76
+00:07:22,107 --> 00:07:25,552
+雙兒忽然塊面一紅就話：我唔記得嘞。
+
+77
+00:07:26,095 --> 00:07:29,574
+你呃人嘅，自己生日點會唔記得㗎？
+
+78
+00:07:30,541 --> 00:07:36,784
+冇錯喇冇錯喇，一定係，你喺少林寺嗰個老和尚朋友嚟探你定嘞。
+
+79
+00:07:37,647 --> 00:07:40,193
+雙兒笑起上嚟，猛咁耍手話：
+
+80
+00:07:40,691 --> 00:07:47,203
+相公講嘢啊真係好笑㗎嘞，我有咩少林寺嘅老和尚朋友呢？你先至有。
+
+81
+00:07:48,234 --> 00:07:50,737
+韋小寶撓下個頭，沉吟話：
+
+82
+00:07:51,893 --> 00:07:57,158
+估呢樣唔係，估嗰樣又唔係噉真係難估咯噃。
+
+83
+00:07:57,749 --> 00:08:00,812
+我啊本來想估係咪你已經夾好咗幅圖嘅。
+
+84
+00:08:01,674 --> 00:08:07,933
+不過尋晚見到仲有二三百片未能夾好，噉啊至快都要五六日至得㗎。
+
+85
+00:08:08,906 --> 00:08:13,756
+雙兒雙眼裏便閃耀住喜悦嘅光芒，佢微微笑話：
+
+86
+00:08:14,507 --> 00:08:16,612
+如果偏偏係今日夾好咗呢？
+
+87
+00:08:17,460 --> 00:08:19,863
+你呃人嘅，我先至唔信啊。
+
+88
+00:08:20,499 --> 00:08:23,531
+相公，你過嚟睇下，呢啲係乜嘢啊？
+
+89
+00:08:24,756 --> 00:08:31,450
+韋小寶跟住佢行到枱邊，只見枱面大白布上面釘滿咗幾千眼繡花針。
+
+90
+00:08:32,107 --> 00:08:43,738
+幾千件碎羊皮啊，已經夾成一幅完整無缺嘅大地圖，難得嘅係幾千片碎羊皮夾埋一齊，既冇多出一件亦冇少咗一件。
+
+91
+00:08:44,891 --> 00:08:51,308
+韋小寶大叫一聲，將雙兒一手抱住佢話：大功告成，啜個嘴先！
+
+92
+00:08:52,293 --> 00:08:54,952
+講完，就向佢個嘴吻過去。
+
+93
+00:08:55,614 --> 00:09:02,074
+雙兒啊醜到滿面通紅，個頭一側，韋小寶個嘴呢，就吻到佢嘅耳珠嘞。
+
+94
+00:09:02,545 --> 00:09:07,938
+雙兒只覺得全身痠軟喇，佢話：唔好啦，唔好啦。
+
+95
+00:09:08,896 --> 00:09:17,468
+韋小寶笑住放翻開佢，噉就拉住佢隻手，同佢一拍噉睇嗰幅圖形，不停口噉稱讚話：
+
+96
+00:09:17,970 --> 00:09:27,008
+哎呀雙兒啊，如果唔係你幫我辦呢件事啊，我自己嚟做呢，就算夾三年零六個月，都唔知夾唔夾得成啊。
+
+97
+00:09:27,760 --> 00:09:33,915
+雙兒話：你有幾多大事要做啊，邊有時間嚟做呢啲笨功夫吖？
+
+98
+00:09:34,560 --> 00:09:40,277
+哎呀，呢啲係笨功夫啊？呢啲係天下最聰明最聰明嘅功夫啊。
+
+99
+00:09:40,939 --> 00:09:43,384
+雙兒聽佢讚自己非常開心。
+
+100
+00:09:44,524 --> 00:09:50,374
+韋小寶指住圖形話：呢個係高山，呢條係大河。
+
+101
+00:09:51,284 --> 00:09:56,800
+佢指住一條大河轉彎嘅地方，畫埋一齊嗰八個顏色圈仔佢話：
+
+102
+00:09:57,245 --> 00:10:09,041
+全幅地圖都係用墨筆畫嘅，呢八個圈仔裏便有紅、有白，有黃、有藍，仲有黃圈鑲紅邊嘅。
+
+103
+00:10:09,878 --> 00:10:14,831
+啊冇錯喇，呢啲係滿洲人嘅八旗啊。
+
+104
+00:10:16,252 --> 00:10:20,036
+畫呢八個圈仔嘅地方實係大有古怪定嘞。
+
+105
+00:10:20,984 --> 00:10:23,837
+不過唔知山係咩嘢山河係咩嘢河唧。
+
+106
+00:10:24,822 --> 00:10:34,974
+噉啊雙兒攞出呢一沓薄棉紙，總共有三十幾張，每一張上面，都寫住彎彎曲曲嘅滿洲文字，交畀韋小寶。
+
+107
+00:10:36,012 --> 00:10:39,820
+韋小寶話：呢啲係咩嘢嚟㗎？邊個寫㗎？
+
+108
+00:10:40,594 --> 00:10:42,951
+雙兒話：係我寫嘅。
+
+109
+00:10:43,966 --> 00:10:48,604
+吖原來你識滿洲字嘅，前幾日仲呃我添。
+
+110
+00:10:48,977 --> 00:10:51,762
+講完，擘開雙手想要抱雙兒噉。
+
+111
+00:10:52,242 --> 00:10:56,991
+雙兒急忙走開就笑住話：我冇呃你啊，我係唔識滿洲字啊。
+
+112
+00:10:57,831 --> 00:11:02,517
+我將薄紙印喺圖形上便，一筆一劃噉印住寫嘅啫嘛。
+
+113
+00:11:02,896 --> 00:11:04,752
+哎呀，你真係叻嘅啫。
+
+114
+00:11:05,080 --> 00:11:11,950
+好，我搦去叫滿洲師爺認，注上我哋中國字，就知道圖形裏便寫嘅係咩嘢嘞。
+
+115
+00:11:12,804 --> 00:11:22,023
+哎呀雙兒啊雙兒，你真係細心㗎嘞，知道圖形嘅關係重大，就將啲滿洲字呢分成幾十張紙嚟到寫。
+
+116
+00:11:22,530 --> 00:11:25,741
+噉我分別搦去問人，就唔會洩漏咗機密喇。
+
+117
+00:11:26,692 --> 00:11:33,246
+雙兒微笑話：相公啊你真係聰明喇，你一見就估到我嘅用意。
+
+118
+00:11:34,134 --> 00:11:37,848
+韋小寶笑住話：大功告成啜個嘴先。
+
+119
+00:11:38,548 --> 00:11:41,863
+雙兒一聽，反身一跳就趯咗出房。
+
+120
+00:11:43,410 --> 00:11:55,363
+韋小寶行出大廳，就吩咐親兵去叫咗驍騎營嘅一名滿洲筆帖式嚟，攞出一張棉紙，問佢嗰幾個滿洲字係咩嘢意思。
+
+121
+00:11:56,403 --> 00:12:01,290
+筆帖式，係清朝嘅官名，即係而家講嘅翻譯啊。
+
+122
+00:12:02,820 --> 00:12:14,204
+嗰個筆帖式話：回都統大人，誒額爾古納河、精奇里江、呼瑪爾窩集山，都係我哋關外滿洲嘅地名啊。
+
+123
+00:12:15,174 --> 00:12:20,977
+韋小寶話：咩嘢精得你江、苦到你屙山，噉嘅名都有嘅？
+
+124
+00:12:21,920 --> 00:12:31,150
+嗰個筆帖式話：回都統大人，額爾古納河、精奇里江、呼瑪爾窩集山都係我哋滿洲嘅大山大江啊。
+
+125
+00:12:32,187 --> 00:12:33,358
+喺咩地方㗎？
+
+126
+00:12:33,865 --> 00:12:37,209
+回都統大人，係喺關外好北嘅地方。
+
+127
+00:12:38,412 --> 00:12:45,004
+韋小寶個心好歡喜嘞佢諗：冇錯喇，果然係滿洲人藏寶個地方。
+
+128
+00:12:46,293 --> 00:12:52,086
+佢哋將金銀珠寶搬到去關外，實係要收埋得越遠越好啦。
+
+129
+00:12:52,579 --> 00:12:59,902
+佢話：你將咩嘢嗰啲，誒呃你唔到河啊、苦到你屙山嘅名啊都用漢字寫出嚟。
+
+130
+00:13:00,910 --> 00:13:05,810
+韋小寶又攞出一張棉紙，問佢：你睇下係咩嘢江咩嘢山。
+
+131
+00:13:06,899 --> 00:13:14,223
+嗰個筆帖式話：回都統大人，呢條係西里木的河、阿穆爾山、阿穆爾河啊。
+
+132
+00:13:14,850 --> 00:13:21,663
+韋小寶話：嘩，越嚟越古怪嘞，喂，你係咪亂講㗎？
+
+133
+00:13:22,241 --> 00:13:26,877
+咩嘢犀利到冇河啊，又咬章魚啊、咬墨魚啊噉都有嘅？
+
+134
+00:13:27,942 --> 00:13:30,421
+嗰個筆帖式好驚啊佢請咗個安話：
+
+135
+00:13:30,972 --> 00:13:35,267
+卑職唔敢亂講，喺滿洲話裏便，係另有意思嘅。
+
+136
+00:13:36,061 --> 00:13:42,257
+好，你將咬章魚咬墨魚啊仲有犀利到冇河啊都用漢字寫喺呢張紙上便。
+
+137
+00:13:42,577 --> 00:13:46,020
+等陣呢，我仲要問下第二個人，睇你係唔係亂噏。
+
+138
+00:13:46,780 --> 00:13:52,986
+係，係，誒卑職就算係有天咁大個膽啊，亦唔敢喺都統大人面前亂咁講。
+
+139
+00:13:53,310 --> 00:13:55,905
+哈，乜你有天咁大個膽咩？
+
+140
+00:13:56,350 --> 00:13:59,530
+誒唔係唔係，誒卑職膽小如鼠。
+
+141
+00:14:00,364 --> 00:14:10,363
+韋小寶哈哈大笑嘞：哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈，哈哈，嚟人喇，攞五十兩銀，��畀呢個膽小如鼠嘅朋友。
+
+142
+00:14:10,852 --> 00:14:25,698
+嗱，呢啲咩犀利到冇河啊、咬墨魚山啊等等，你如果出去同人哋講畀我一知道呢，即刻追翻你五十兩銀，連本帶利，總共係一百五十兩銀㗎。
+
+143
+00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:32,641
+嗰個筆帖式啊歡喜到癲喇，佢一個月嘅餉銀呢，亦不過係十二兩銀。
+
+144
+00:14:33,250 --> 00:14:41,670
+都統大人一打賞就五十兩嘞，連忙請安多謝猛咁話：卑職決唔敢亂講，決唔敢亂講。
+
+145
+00:14:43,110 --> 00:14:48,053
+噉幾日之間，韋小寶已經問明咗七八十個地名。
+
+146
+00:14:48,435 --> 00:15:04,293
+噉啊搦去複喺圖上一睇，原來嗰八個顏色圈仔啊，係喺黑龍江之北，喺正阿穆爾河，同黑龍江合流嘅地方，喺呼瑪爾窩集山正北，阿穆爾山西北。
+
+147
+00:15:05,483 --> 00:15:13,493
+八個圈仔之間寫住兩個黃色滿洲字，譯成漢字呢，乃係鹿鼎山三個字。
+
+148
+00:15:14,472 --> 00:15:21,069
+韋小寶將圖形同地名記到實嘞，噉啊要雙兒亦幫埋自己記，佢諗：
+
+149
+00:15:22,013 --> 00:15:25,818
+呢啲碎羊皮如果畀人哋搶咗去就會洩漏秘密。
+
+150
+00:15:26,500 --> 00:15:28,906
+於是就掟入火爐，燒咗佢。
+
+151
+00:15:29,911 --> 00:15:34,054
+見到火光熊熊，個心真係講唔出咁快活，佢諗：
+
+152
+00:15:34,764 --> 00:15:42,693
+師父要我分成幾包，分別埋喺唔同嘅地方，噉樣講唔定，仲係會畀人偷咗去嘅。
+
+153
+00:15:43,266 --> 00:15:50,370
+而家呢唔同喇，收埋喺我個心裏便，就算將我個心挖咗去，亦搵唔到呢幅地圖啦。
+
+154
+00:15:51,060 --> 00:15:53,893
+不過我呢個心啊，梗係唔挖得嘅。
+
+155
+00:15:54,493 --> 00:16:02,884
+佢擰轉頭，見啲火光照住雙兒塊面，紅卜卜十分嬌豔，個心裏頭讚佢嘞：
+
+156
+00:16:03,426 --> 00:16:06,692
+嘩阿雙兒吖，真係靚啊。
+
+157
+00:16:07,455 --> 00:16:10,011
+雙兒畀佢睇到有啲怕醜就耷低個頭。
+
+158
+00:16:10,734 --> 00:16:24,267
+韋小寶話：雙兒啊，我哋圖形呢亦夾到喇，地名亦查到喇，咩犀利到冇河啊，誒咬章魚山啊，都記喺心裏頭喇，噉算唔算大功告成呢？
+
+159
+00:16:24,862 --> 00:16:29,533
+雙兒連忙跳起身佢話：唔算啊唔算啊唔唔算告成啊。
+
+160
+00:16:30,413 --> 00:16:32,988
+韋小寶話：點解仲唔算啊？
+
+161
+00:16:33,623 --> 00:16:37,378
+雙兒笑住奪門而出佢話：我唔知道。
+
+162
+00:16:37,822 --> 00:16:42,293
+韋小寶追住出去笑住話：你唔知道我知道。
+
+163
+00:16:43,037 --> 00:16:49,764
+忽然有名親兵，急急腳噉入嚟話：啟稟都統，皇上傳召要你快啲去啊。
+
+164
+00:16:50,733 --> 00:16:54,510
+韋小寶向雙兒做個鬼臉，就出門去皇宮嘞。
+
+165
+00:16:55,252 --> 00:16:59,992
+去到皇宮門口，見到康熙嘅車駕正在喺皇宮裏便出緊嚟。
+
+166
+00:17:00,851 --> 00:17:05,242
+韋小寶繞到儀仗隊後便，跪喺路邊叩頭。
+
+167
+00:17:06,121 --> 00:17:11,881
+康熙見到佢，微微笑話：小桂子，跟我睇外國人試炮啦。
+
+168
+00:17:12,668 --> 00:17:17,575
+韋小寶好歡喜噉話：係，啲大炮啊造得真係快喇。
+
+169
+00:17:18,662 --> 00:17:27,310
+噉一行人去到左安門內嘅龍潭炮廠，南懷仁同湯若望已經遠遠跪喺路邊迎駕。
+
+170
+00:17:28,193 --> 00:17:32,107
+康熙話：起身，起身，大炮喺邊處啊？
+
+171
+00:17:32,641 --> 00:17:39,477
+南懷仁話：回聖上，大炮就喺城外，恭請聖上移駕御覽。
+
+172
+00:17:40,121 --> 00:17:40,592
+好。
+
+173
+00:17:41,352 --> 00:17:49,587
+康熙落咗車，班侍衛前後擁護，出咗左安門，只見三尊大炮一排噉擺響處。
+
+174
+00:17:50,568 --> 00:18:02,522
+康熙行埋去，見到三門大炮青光閃閃，炮身粗大，炮輪、承軸等等，都做得極之結實，個心好歡喜就話：
+
+175
+00:18:03,202 --> 00:18:07,452
+好，好啊，我哋就放幾炮嚟試下。
+
+176
+00:18:08,521 --> 00:18:17,533
+南懷仁親自喺炮筒裏便倒咗火藥入去，用鐵條舂實，攞起一枚炮彈，裝入炮筒，噉佢轉身話：
+
+177
+00:18:17,916 --> 00:18:23,652
+回皇上，呢一炮可以射到一里半，個靶已經安放喺嗰便嘞。
+
+178
+00:18:24,469 --> 00:18:34,061
+康熙順住佢隻手指望過去，見到約莫喺一里半之外，有十個土墩，就岌頭話：好，你放啦。
+
+179
+00:18:34,656 --> 00:18:40,540
+南懷仁話：恭請皇上移駕十丈之外，以策萬全。
+
+180
+00:18:41,060 --> 00:18:43,403
+康熙微微一笑，就行開咗嘞。
+
+181
+00:18:44,238 --> 00:18:48,351
+韋小寶自告奮勇話：呢第一炮，等奴才嚟放呢？
+
+182
+00:18:49,136 --> 00:18:50,294
+康熙岌一岌頭。
+
+183
+00:18:51,281 --> 00:18:54,798
+韋小寶行到大炮旁邊，向南懷仁話：
+
+184
+00:18:55,505 --> 00:18:59,536
+喂，外國老兄，嗱你嚟瞄準，我嚟點火呢。
+
+185
+00:19:00,280 --> 00:19:05,201
+南懷仁已經校準咗炮口高低嘞，呢陣時，再校核一次。
+
+186
+00:19:05,797 --> 00:19:15,113
+韋小寶接過火把，點着炮上嘅藥線，連忙跳開，掉咗火把，雙手緊緊噉揞住耳仔。
+
+187
+00:19:16,167 --> 00:19:26,718
+只見火光一閃，轟噉一聲，黑煙瀰漫，跟住遠處一個土墩就炸開咗，一條火柱就升天而起啊。
+
+188
+00:19:28,042 --> 00:19:35,656
+原來嗰個土墩裏便，埋咗大量硫磺，炮彈一落，即時燃燒，更顯得威勢驚人。
+
+189
+00:19:36,741 --> 00:19:44,863
+眾軍士就齊聲歡呼，向住康熙大叫：萬歲，萬歲，萬萬歲！
+
+190
+00:19:45,791 --> 00:19:54,484
+噉啊三尊大炮輪流放，總共開咗十炮，打中咗七個土墩，有三個土墩呢偏咗少少冇打中。
+
+191
+00:19:55,578 --> 00:20:04,778
+康熙非常歡喜，對南懷仁同湯若望大加獎勉，咪即刻升南懷仁呢，為欽天監監正。
+
+192
+00:20:05,711 --> 00:20:14,169
+湯若望原來係太常寺卿，加通政使，號通玄教師，不過呢，畀鰲拜革咗職。
+
+193
+00:20:14,765 --> 00:20:19,273
+康熙下旨恢復原官，改號通微教師。
+
+194
+00:20:19,927 --> 00:20:24,895
+因為康熙個名叫做玄燁啊，玄字為咗避諱唔能夠再用嘞。
+
+195
+00:20:25,527 --> 00:20:29,448
+噉三門大炮呢，賜名為神武大炮。
+
+196
+00:20:30,999 --> 00:20:36,340
+返到去皇宮，康熙叫咗韋小寶嚟書房，笑吟吟噉話：
+
+197
+00:20:37,431 --> 00:20:49,805
+小桂子，我哋日夜開工，做佢幾百門神武大炮，一字排開，對準咗吳三桂呢個衰公揈鬼佢，你話佢仲造唔造得成反吖嗱？
+
+198
+00:20:50,851 --> 00:20:59,163
+韋小寶笑住話：皇上神機妙算，本來就算冇神武大炮啊，吳三桂呢個衰公亦係手到擒來啦。
+
+199
+00:20:59,786 --> 00:21:05,212
+不過有咗神武大炮呢，就更加係如，誒，如，如龍添翼喇。
+
+200
+00:21:06,180 --> 00:21:14,461
+佢本來係想講如虎添翼嘅，但係轉念一想，將皇帝比做老虎唔係點恭敬。
+
+201
+00:21:15,127 --> 00:21:22,098
+康熙笑住話：你呢句説話呢太過冇學問嘞，飛龍在天，仲使乜翼呢？
+
+202
+00:21:22,766 --> 00:21:27,420
+係啊係啊，可見就算冇大炮呢，皇上亦唔怕吳三桂嘅。
+
+203
+00:21:28,074 --> 00:21:29,564
+你總係有得講嘅。
+
+204
+00:21:29,990 --> 00:21:33,339
+吖，講到呢處，我諗起一件事嘞。
+
+205
+00:21:34,611 --> 00:21:40,656
+吳三桂同蒙古、西藏、羅剎國勾結，仲有一個神龍教。
+
+206
+00:21:42,079 --> 00:21:48,283
+嗰個大逆不道嘅老舉乸假太后，就係神龍教派嚟穢亂宮禁嘅係唔係啊？
+
+207
+00:21:49,249 --> 00:21:50,007
+係啊。
+
+208
+00:21:51,140 --> 00:21:56,680
+嗰個叛逆，如果唔捉嚟千刀萬剮，點同母後報仇啊？
+
+209
+00:21:57,743 --> 00:22:01,677
+講到呢處，康熙咬牙切齒，極之氣憤。
+
+210
+00:22:02,421 --> 00:22:06,840
+各位，欲知後事如何，且聽下回分解。

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+1
+00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,492
+前文再續啊書接上一回啊。
+
+2
+00:00:04,304 --> 00:00:12,017
+話說康熙好氣憤噉話：要捉嗰個假太后返嚟千刀萬剮，同母後報仇。
+
+3
+00:00:13,222 --> 00:00:20,754
+韋小寶諗嘞：皇帝噉樣講，係要我去捉老舉乸嘞喎。
+
+4
+00:00:21,462 --> 00:00:31,339
+嗰個老舉乸同嗰個又矮又肥嘅瘦頭陀喺一齊，呢個時候都唔知喺邊處，要捉佢啊認真唔容易啊。
+
+5
+00:00:32,340 --> 00:00:36,307
+韋小寶個心十五十六，唔敢接口嘞。
+
+6
+00:00:37,087 --> 00:00:46,752
+康熙果然話：小桂子，呢件事萬分機密，除咗派你去辦之外，唔能夠派第二個人嘞。
+
+7
+00:00:47,729 --> 00:00:51,998
+係，就係唔知老舉乸，趯咗去邊處唧。
+
+8
+00:00:52,750 --> 00:00:56,698
+佢嗰個姦夫一團肉球啊睇上嚟會使妖法㗎。
+
+9
+00:00:58,111 --> 00:01:07,198
+老舉乸如果匿埋喺荒山野嶺裏便，要搵佢係唔容易，不過亦有線索可以搵到嘅。
+
+10
+00:01:08,255 --> 00:01:18,104
+你帶領人馬，先去剿滅神龍邪教，將嗰啲邪教嘅黨羽捉嚟逐個拷問，多數就會查到老舉乸嘅下落嘞。
+
+11
+00:01:19,333 --> 00:01:23,231
+我亦知道呢件事就好似大海撈針，好難做嘅。
+
+12
+00:01:23,894 --> 00:01:34,030
+不過你呢，一來能幹，二來係員福將，人哋做起上嚟十分棘手嘅事，一到咗你手呢往往就馬到成功。
+
+13
+00:01:34,903 --> 00:01:39,684
+嗱，我亦唔限你時間，先派你去關外辦幾件事。
+
+14
+00:01:40,613 --> 00:01:46,539
+你去到關外，喺奉天調動人馬，睺啱機會，就去破神龍島啦。
+
+15
+00:01:47,975 --> 00:01:56,470
+韋小寶諗：皇帝啊托我大腳喇，呢件事唔應承都唔得啦。就話：
+
+16
+00:01:57,243 --> 00:01:59,790
+奴才個福氣，都係皇上賜嘅。
+
+17
+00:02:00,260 --> 00:02:04,536
+皇上對我特別多加恩典，我個福份自不然就大喇。
+
+18
+00:02:05,088 --> 00:02:09,282
+希望呢次啊又托賴皇上嘅洪福，將老舉乸捉翻嚟。
+
+19
+00:02:10,413 --> 00:02:14,413
+康熙聽佢肯去個心好歡喜，拍下佢膊頭話：
+
+20
+00:02:15,373 --> 00:02:23,143
+報仇雪恨雖然係件大事，但係比起國家社稷嘅安危呢，又係小事唧。
+
+21
+00:02:24,293 --> 00:02:31,290
+能夠捉到老舉乸固然係最好啦，不過第一件事最緊要嘅就係，攻破神龍島。
+
+22
+00:02:32,745 --> 00:02:46,811
+小桂子啊，關外係我大清龍興發祥嘅地方，神龍教喺側跟虎視眈眈，佢哋如果同羅剎人聯手，佔咗關外，大清就冇咗根本嘞。
+
+23
+00:02:48,293 --> 00:02:54,685
+你破到神龍島，就好比係斬斷咗羅剎國人伸出嚟嘅五隻手指啊。
+
+24
+00:02:55,696 --> 00:02:58,011
+韋小寶笑住話：係啊。
+
+25
+00:02:58,829 --> 00:03:04,568
+突然提高把聲大叫：啊羅嗚，咕嚕呼！啊羅嗚，咕嚕呼！
+
+26
+00:03:05,075 --> 00:03:07,458
+攞起右手不停噉亂咁揈。
+
+27
+00:03:08,004 --> 00:03:10,282
+康熙笑住問佢：做咩啊你？
+
+28
+00:03:10,973 --> 00:03:15,520
+羅剎國斷咗五隻手指，梗係痛到大叫羅剎話啦。
+
+29
+00:03:16,173 --> 00:03:18,090
+康熙哈哈大笑話：
+
+30
+00:03:18,972 --> 00:03:29,140
+我已經升咗你做一等子爵，而家，再賞你一個巴圖魯嘅稱號，調動奉天駐防兵馬，撲滅神龍島反叛。
+
+31
+00:03:30,395 --> 00:03:36,782
+韋小寶跪低謝恩佢話：奴才嘅官做得越大，福份越大。
+
+32
+00:03:38,362 --> 00:03:47,205
+呢件事，唔使大張旗鼓嘅，怕吳三桂、尚可喜佢哋得到消息，個心緊張起嚟，提早造反。
+
+33
+00:03:48,100 --> 00:03:52,897
+需要神不知鬼不覺，突然之間將神龍教滅咗佢。
+
+34
+00:03:53,784 --> 00:03:59,370
+不如噉啦，我聽日派你做欽差大臣，去長白山祭天。
+
+35
+00:04:00,505 --> 00:04:08,410
+長白山，係我愛新覺羅家遠祖降生嘅聖地，噉我派你去祭祀，邊個都唔會疑心嘅。
+
+36
+00:04:09,230 --> 00:04:13,500
+皇上神機妙算，神龍教教主啊壽與蟲齊啊。
+
+37
+00:04:14,296 --> 00:04:16,185
+咩嘢壽與蟲齊啊？
+
+38
+00:04:16,839 --> 00:04:21,527
+嗰個教主嘅壽命啊，不過同啲蟲仔一樣，冇幾耐命㗎喇。
+
+39
+00:04:23,310 --> 00:04:34,470
+韋小寶喺康熙面前硬住頭皮應承咗呢件事，不過想到神龍教洪教主武功卓絕，教中高手如雲；
+
+40
+00:04:34,967 --> 00:04:45,041
+而自己呢，帶一批只係會舞刀射箭嘅兵馬去攻打神龍島，哼，韋小寶啊多數係壽與蟲齊嘞。
+
+41
+00:04:47,044 --> 00:04:52,190
+佢出咗皇宮，悶悶不樂，忽然轉念一諗：
+
+42
+00:04:53,818 --> 00:05:01,718
+神龍島老子係堅決唔去㗎喇，小玄子對我更好，我亦無謂為佢去送死吖。
+
+43
+00:05:02,530 --> 00:05:12,887
+我呢個官呢做到盡頭喇不如去到關外之後，乘機去黑龍江北便鹿鼎山，掘咗寶藏，發一筆大財；
+
+44
+00:05:13,136 --> 00:05:21,830
+再靜雞雞去雲南將阿珂娶到手，噉從此之後匿埋，日日賭錢睇戲幾咁逍遙快樂啊。
+
+45
+00:05:23,293 --> 00:05:34,966
+不過噉係嘅臨陣脱逃，雖然講起上嚟唔係幾夠光彩，有負小玄子重託，不過呢啲係性命交關嘅事嚟噃你估開玩笑㗎。
+
+46
+00:05:36,141 --> 00:05:43,844
+掘咗寶藏之後，我唔再挖斷滿洲人嘅龍脈噉就好對得住小玄子啦嘛，一於噉話啦。
+
+47
+00:05:45,506 --> 00:05:53,254
+第日上朝，康熙下咗道聖旨，升咗韋小寶個官，又派佢去長白山祭天。
+
+48
+00:05:54,630 --> 00:05:58,621
+散朝之後，王公大臣就紛紛祝賀。
+
+49
+00:05:59,274 --> 00:06:08,599
+索額圖同佢嘅交情與眾不同啊，所以特別去子爵府傾偈，見佢有啲意興闌珊，就話：
+
+50
+00:06:09,113 --> 00:06:14,283
+兄弟，去長白山祭天，當然唔係咩嘢肥缺。
+
+51
+00:06:15,278 --> 00:06:22,338
+比起去雲南敲平西王府嘅竹槓，噉係爭天共地喇，亦難怪你冇咩興致嘅。
+
+52
+00:06:23,512 --> 00:06:36,578
+韋小寶話：老實講吖，兄弟係南方人，一向呢就最怕冷嘅，一想到關外冰天雪地，嘿我而家，已經冷到及及聲喇。
+
+53
+00:06:36,720 --> 00:06:40,620
+今晚啊一定要燒旺個火爐，好好焙下火至得。
+
+54
+00:06:41,939 --> 00:06:44,652
+索額圖哈哈大笑安慰佢話：
+
+55
+00:06:44,981 --> 00:06:50,747
+噉就唔使擔心，我等陣送一件火貂大褸嚟畀兄弟禦寒。
+
+56
+00:06:51,320 --> 00:06:54,930
+你喺暖轎裏便加幾個炭盆就唔係點冷㗎喇。
+
+57
+00:06:55,548 --> 00:07:00,277
+兄弟，派差去關外啊，發財仲係有嘅。
+
+58
+00:07:00,667 --> 00:07:08,274
+哦？原來遼東呢笪地方凍到甩鼻哥嘅都有財發㗎？啊噉啊真要請教下大哥喇。
+
+59
+00:07:09,533 --> 00:07:13,025
+我哋遼東地方啊有三件寶貝。
+
+60
+00:07:13,390 --> 00:07:18,528
+好啊，有三件寶貝，噉攞到一件都夠皮啦。
+
+61
+00:07:19,600 --> 00:07:23,375
+我哋遼東有一句説話，唔知兄弟聽過未嘞。
+
+62
+00:07:23,890 --> 00:07:29,343
+叫做關東有三寶，人參貂皮烏拉草啊。
+
+63
+00:07:30,192 --> 00:07:31,094
+未聽過噃。
+
+64
+00:07:31,757 --> 00:07:36,240
+人參同貂皮都係貴重嘢吖，乜烏拉草又係咩寶貝呢？
+
+65
+00:07:37,170 --> 00:07:39,691
+烏拉草係窮人嘅寶貝。
+
+66
+00:07:40,611 --> 00:07:48,049
+關東一到冬天，天寒地凍，啲窮人就着唔起貂皮，坐唔起暖轎吖。
+
+67
+00:07:48,857 --> 00:07:55,007
+噉如果凍甩咗一對腳咯，有邊個同韋兄弟抬轎啊？哈哈哈哈哈哈。
+
+68
+00:07:55,789 --> 00:08:05,426
+烏拉草呢，關東遍地都係，只要掹一紮，嚟曬乾佢，舂到爛，塞喺對鞋裏便呢噉就好暖㗎喇。
+
+69
+00:08:06,399 --> 00:08:08,200
+哦，原來噉嘅。
+
+70
+00:08:08,863 --> 00:08:11,480
+噉烏拉草呢件寶呢我就用唔着嘅。
+
+71
+00:08:11,763 --> 00:08:20,007
+人參呢，不妨擔幾十擔，貂皮亦攞佢幾千件返嚟，噉至愛親朋，亦可以分下啦。
+
+72
+00:08:20,798 --> 00:08:22,787
+索額圖哈哈大笑啊。
+
+73
+00:08:23,953 --> 00:08:29,690
+正喺度傾緊偈，親兵嚟報告話福建水師提督施瑯嚟拜見。
+
+74
+00:08:30,801 --> 00:08:42,977
+韋小寶即時想起嗰日，鄭克塽講過個説話，話施瑯係武夷派嘅高手，曾經教過鄭克塽武功，後來投降咗大清嘅。
+
+75
+00:08:43,768 --> 00:08:46,096
+佢當堂變咗面色，個心諗：
+
+76
+00:08:47,367 --> 00:08:51,903
+施瑯唔通受鄭克塽之託，嚟同自己為難？
+
+77
+00:08:53,094 --> 00:08:58,284
+馮錫范咁兇惡，嗯，施瑯亦唔會話好相與㗎喇。
+
+78
+00:08:59,681 --> 00:09:03,694
+佢對親兵話：佢嚟做咩啊？我唔見。
+
+79
+00:09:04,650 --> 00:09:06,752
+嗰個親兵應咗就出去辭客。
+
+80
+00:09:07,601 --> 00:09:11,763
+韋小寶仲係唔放心，向另外一名親兵話：
+
+81
+00:09:12,562 --> 00:09:14,742
+快啲傳阿三、阿六兩個人嚟。
+
+82
+00:09:15,542 --> 00:09:20,028
+阿三、阿六，係肥頭陀同陸高軒嘅假名。
+
+83
+00:09:21,395 --> 00:09:26,474
+索額圖笑住話：施靖海同韋兄弟嘅交情點啊？
+
+84
+00:09:27,623 --> 00:09:32,472
+韋小寶心神不定啊佢問：施，施靖咩話？
+
+85
+00:09:33,289 --> 00:09:38,377
+施提督封咗做靖海將軍，韋兄弟同佢唔熟咩？
+
+86
+00:09:39,244 --> 00:09:40,809
+從來都冇見過。
+
+87
+00:09:42,342 --> 00:09:48,281
+正喺度講緊，肥頭陀同陸高軒兩個人嚟到，噉啊企喺韋小寶身後。
+
+88
+00:09:48,908 --> 00:09:53,284
+韋小寶有咗呢兩個大高手保護，就稍為安心嘞。
+
+89
+00:09:54,421 --> 00:09:59,263
+過咗一陣，親兵返嚟內廳，捧住一個托盤佢話：
+
+90
+00:09:59,708 --> 00:10:02,876
+呢啲係施將軍送畀子爵大人嘅禮物。
+
+91
+00:10:04,234 --> 00:10:13,644
+韋小寶見到托盤裏便放住一個開咗盒嘅錦盒，盒裏便係一隻白玉碗，碗上面刻���幾行字。
+
+92
+00:10:14,913 --> 00:10:22,208
+玉碗純淨温潤，玉質極佳，刻工呢亦好精緻，佢諗：
+
+93
+00:10:23,472 --> 00:10:29,187
+佢送禮物畀我噉就唔係嚟對付我嘞，嗯，不過亦不可不防啊。
+
+94
+00:10:30,228 --> 00:10:37,318
+索額圖笑住話：呢份禮都唔輕噃，老施都好花心血㗎。
+
+95
+00:10:38,213 --> 00:10:40,058
+韋小寶問：點呢？
+
+96
+00:10:41,322 --> 00:10:51,459
+玉碗上便，刻住你老弟嘅名諱，仲有加官進爵四個字，下便呢，刻住眷晚生施瑯敬贈。
+
+97
+00:10:52,788 --> 00:10:58,186
+呢個人同我素不相識，咁客氣，實係不懷好意定嘞。
+
+98
+00:10:59,002 --> 00:11:02,232
+老施嘅用意係好明白嘅。
+
+99
+00:11:02,685 --> 00:11:07,348
+佢一心一意要打台灣，為父母妻兒報仇。
+
+100
+00:11:07,939 --> 00:11:17,780
+呢幾年嚟一味纏住我哋，要我哋向皇上講，為咗呢件事啊，所使嘅銀冇二十萬都有十五萬。
+
+101
+00:11:18,763 --> 00:11:25,080
+佢知道兄弟係皇上駕前嘅第一位大紅人，梗係要嚟蜎你嘅門路啦。
+
+102
+00:11:26,043 --> 00:11:31,440
+原來噉嘅，係嘞，佢為咩非打台灣不可呢？
+
+103
+00:11:32,871 --> 00:11:47,879
+老施本來係鄭成功部下大將，收尾鄭成功疑心佢要作反，要捉佢，點知啊畀佢走甩咗，鄭成功嬲起上嚟，將佢父母妻兒都殺咗。
+
+104
+00:11:48,895 --> 00:11:59,033
+呢個人打水戰啊係有一手㗎，投降大清之後，曾經同鄭成功打過一仗哈，居然將鄭成功打敗咗。
+
+105
+00:11:59,910 --> 00:12:01,812
+韋小寶伸一伸條脷佢話：
+
+106
+00:12:02,421 --> 00:12:09,492
+連鄭成功噉嘅英雄豪傑，亦畀佢打敗過啊？噉呢個人真係不可不見噃。
+
+107
+00:12:10,556 --> 00:12:15,737
+佢對親兵話：施將軍如果仲未走，你同佢講，我就出去喇。
+
+108
+00:12:16,783 --> 00:12:20,564
+佢同索額圖話：大哥，我哋一齊去見下佢呢。
+
+109
+00:12:21,457 --> 00:12:27,180
+佢雖然有肥陸兩個人保護啊，不過對施瑯呢總係心有啲怕。
+
+110
+00:12:27,913 --> 00:12:34,304
+索額圖係朝廷一品大臣，有佢喺側跟，估計施瑯唔敢貿貿然逳手嘅。
+
+111
+00:12:35,142 --> 00:12:39,267
+索額圖笑住岌岌頭，噉兩個人就一齊行入大廳。
+
+112
+00:12:40,239 --> 00:12:52,338
+施瑯坐喺最下首一張椅上便，聽見腳步聲，即刻企起身，見到兩個人喺內堂出嚟，就搶上幾步請咗個安，高聲話：
+
+113
+00:12:53,044 --> 00:12:56,416
+索大人、韋大人，卑職施瑯參見。
+
+114
+00:12:57,662 --> 00:13:01,443
+韋小寶拱手還禮笑住話：唔敢當唔敢當。
+
+115
+00:13:01,657 --> 00:13:06,257
+你係將軍，我只係個小小都統啫，點解行呢個禮啊？
+
+116
+00:13:06,381 --> 00:13:08,873
+請坐，請坐，大家唔使客氣吓。
+
+117
+00:13:09,897 --> 00:13:15,736
+施瑯恭恭敬敬噉話：韋大人咁謙下，令人非常佩服。
+
+118
+00:13:16,610 --> 00:13:20,660
+韋大人係一等子爵，爵位比卑職高得多。
+
+119
+00:13:21,380 --> 00:13:29,844
+何況韋大人少年早發，封公封侯，係指日之間嘅事，不出十年，韋大人必定封王啊。
+
+120
+00:13:30,700 --> 00:13:37,469
+韋小寶哈哈大笑佢話：哈哈哈哈，如果真係有呢一日啊，噉就要多謝你嘅金口喇。
+
+121
+00:13:38,637 --> 00:13:50,560
+索額圖笑住話：老施，喺北京呢幾年，學會咗油嘴滑舌喇，唔似得初初嚟北京嘅時候，動不動就得罪人，哈哈哈哈哈哈。
+
+122
+00:13:51,213 --> 00:14:01,589
+施瑯話：卑職係粗魯武夫，不懂規矩，全靠各位大人大量包涵，而家卑職，已經痛改前非嘞。
+
+123
+00:14:02,759 --> 00:14:14,434
+你乜嘢都學乖咗嘞，居然知道韋大人係皇上駕前嘅第一位紅人，走佢嘅門路，就勝過求十位百位王公大臣嘞。
+
+124
+00:14:15,456 --> 00:14:18,966
+施瑯恭恭敬敬向兩個人請咗個安，佢話：
+
+125
+00:14:19,508 --> 00:14:23,814
+全靠兩位大人栽培，卑職永感恩德。
+
+126
+00:14:25,499 --> 00:14:39,572
+韋小寶打量下施瑯，見佢五十歲左右，筋骨結實，目光炯炯，非常之英悍，但係容顏憔悴，好似受咗啲挫折噉。
+
+127
+00:14:40,661 --> 00:14:49,567
+韋小寶話：施將軍畀我嗰隻玉碗非常之名貴，但係，就係有一樣唔好唧。
+
+128
+00:14:50,577 --> 00:14:59,912
+施瑯有啲惶恐嘞，企起身嚟話：卑職糊塗，唔知嗰隻玉碗有咩弊漏呢？請大人指點。
+
+129
+00:15:00,750 --> 00:15:14,847
+韋小寶笑住話：弊漏就冇，不過太過名貴，食飯嘅時候捧住喺手有啲戰戰兢兢，至怕一下唔小心打爛咗飯碗啊，哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈。
+
+130
+00:15:15,590 --> 00:15:17,455
+索額圖哈哈大笑。
+
+131
+00:15:17,784 --> 00:15:20,399
+施瑯呢，亦陪住乾笑幾聲。
+
+132
+00:15:21,370 --> 00:15:25,102
+韋小寶問佢：施將軍幾時嚟北京㗎？
+
+133
+00:15:25,832 --> 00:15:30,574
+施瑯話：卑職嚟咗北京，已經足足三年嘞。
+
+134
+00:15:31,806 --> 00:15:38,590
+施將軍係福建水師提督，唔喺福建帶兵走嚟北京玩喇，點解啊？
+
+135
+00:15:39,367 --> 00:15:48,523
+哦我知道喇，施將軍一定喺北京嘅妓寨有咗相好嘅靚女，唔捨得返去呢？
+
+136
+00:15:49,762 --> 00:15:51,134
+韋大人講笑。
+
+137
+00:15:51,872 --> 00:16:03,101
+皇上召卑職嚟北京，詢問平定台灣嘅方略，卑職講説話糊糊塗塗，應對失旨，皇上一直冇吩咐落嚟。
+
+138
+00:16:03,920 --> 00:16:07,024
+卑職喺北京係恭候皇上旨意啊。
+
+139
+00:16:08,544 --> 00:16:19,934
+韋小寶個心諗：小皇帝十分精明，佢嘅心所想嘅大事，除咗削平三藩，就係點樣攻取台灣。
+
+140
+00:16:20,923 --> 00:16:26,904
+你嘅説話就算唔啱聽啊，只要真係有辦法，皇上必定可以原諒嘅。
+
+141
+00:16:27,552 --> 00:16:30,239
+嗯，其中一定另有原因。
+
+142
+00:16:31,409 --> 00:16:34,523
+噉啊想到索額圖先頭講過個説話，佢又諗：
+
+143
+00:16:35,822 --> 00:16:40,583
+呢個人立過唔少功勞，睇嚟必定係好驕傲。
+
+144
+00:16:41,260 --> 00:16:50,157
+皇上召佢嚟北京，佢就邊個都唔賣賬，一定得罪咗唔少權要，搞到好多人故意同佢為難啊。
+
+145
+00:16:50,942 --> 00:16:59,177
+就笑住話：皇上英明到極，要施將軍喺北京候旨，一定有好深意思嘅。
+
+146
+00:16:59,923 --> 00:17:04,506
+你亦唔使心急，時辰未到，着急亦係冇用嘅。
+
+147
+00:17:05,221 --> 00:17:11,061
+施瑯企起身話：今日承蒙韋大人指點，茅塞頓開。
+
+148
+00:17:12,008 --> 00:17:23,433
+卑職呢三年嚟，一直個心都好惶恐，就係怕觸犯咗皇上，原來皇上另外有好深意思嘅，卑職噉就安心得多咯。
+
+149
+00:17:24,190 --> 00:17:27,533
+韋大人呢番開導，真係恩德無量啊。
+
+150
+00:17:28,221 --> 00:17:32,872
+卑職今日返去，飯亦食得落嘞，覺亦瞓得着嘞。
+
+151
+00:17:33,852 --> 00:17:43,615
+韋小寶話：皇上曾經講過，一個人太過驕傲嘞，就唔中用㗎喇，又要挫折一下佢嘅驕氣。
+
+152
+00:17:44,633 --> 00:17:53,269
+咪話皇上冇降你嘅官啊，就算係充你嘅軍，將你打入天牢，亦係栽培你嘅一番美意啊。
+
+153
+00:17:54,021 --> 00:17:57,630
+施瑯猛咁話：係係係。個手掌心都出汗。
+
+154
+00:17:58,776 --> 00:18:03,532
+索額圖捋下鬍鬚話：韋爵爺講得真係啱。
+
+155
+00:18:04,292 --> 00:18:14,184
+玉不琢就不成器，你呢隻玉碗如果唔係又車又磨，只係一嚿粗糙石頭，有咩嘢用啊？
+
+156
+00:18:14,856 --> 00:18:16,864
+施瑯話：係，係。
+
+157
+00:18:17,943 --> 00:18:20,600
+韋小寶話：施將軍，請坐。
+
+158
+00:18:21,600 --> 00:18:27,074
+聽講你以前喺鄭成功部下，為咗咩嘢事同佢鬧翻㗎？
+
+159
+00:18:27,737 --> 00:18:36,123
+大人，卑職本來係鄭成功嘅父親鄭芝龍嘅部下，收尾，撥歸鄭成功統屬。
+
+160
+00:18:36,941 --> 00:18:44,824
+鄭成功造反嘅時候，卑職見事不明，糊糊塗塗，就跟住統帥造反嘞。
+
+161
+00:18:45,578 --> 00:18:47,449
+啊，你反清復。
+
+162
+00:18:48,544 --> 00:18:53,211
+韋小寶本來想講你反清復明，係應該嘅噉。
+
+163
+00:18:54,049 --> 00:19:03,543
+因為佢平時同天地會嘅弟兄喺一齊，講慣咗口，爭啲漏咗出嚟，好彩及時縮住，佢連忙話：誒噉收尾點啊？
+
+164
+00:19:04,259 --> 00:19:16,765
+施瑯話：嗰一年鄭成功喺福建打仗，佢嘅根本地方呢，係喺廈門，大清兵突然奇襲，攻克廈門。
+
+165
+00:19:17,174 --> 00:19:20,187
+鄭成功進退無路，十分狼狽。
+
+166
+00:19:20,833 --> 00:19:29,101
+卑職罪該萬死，唔明白應該效忠王師，竟然帶兵又將廈門喺大清兵手上搶翻嚟。
+
+167
+00:19:30,251 --> 00:19:35,174
+哦，你為鄭成功立咗件大功噃。
+
+168
+00:19:36,073 --> 00:19:46,056
+當時，鄭成功亦升咗卑職嘅官，賞賜咗唔少嘢，不過收尾為咗一件小事，就鬧翻咗嘞。
+
+169
+00:19:47,311 --> 00:19:48,327
+係咩嘢事呢？
+
+170
+00:19:49,950 --> 00:19:54,866
+卑職屬下有一名小校，卑職派佢去探聽軍情。
+
+171
+00:19:55,519 --> 00:20:02,400
+誰知呢個人又怕死又貪懶，出去喺荒山瞓咗幾日，就返嚟亂噏一通。
+
+172
+00:20:03,430 --> 00:20:11,611
+我聽佢講得唔對路，就仔細噉問佢，結果就查明咗真相，就吩咐韞起佢，第二日斬首。
+
+173
+00:20:12,355 --> 00:20:23,932
+點知道呢個小校非常狡猾，半夜啊逃跑咗，趯咗去鄭成功屋企，向鄭成功個夫人董夫人喊苦喊屈，話我冤枉咗佢。
+
+174
+00:20:24,861 --> 00:20:36,059
+董夫人啊心腸軟，派人向我説情，要我饒恕呢個小校，話用人之際，唔應該擅殺部屬，以免士卒寒心噉。
+
+175
+00:20:37,311 --> 00:20:52,082
+韋小寶聽佢講到董夫人，就想起陳近南嘅説話，呢個董夫人鐘���鄭克塽，幾時三番要改立佢做世子，不由得怒氣沖沖，佢話：
+
+176
+00:20:52,607 --> 00:20:57,458
+呢個衰婆，軍隊嘅事，佢女人之家識得乜鬼嘢吖？
+
+177
+00:20:57,978 --> 00:21:01,135
+天下大事，就敗在呢種衰婆手上。
+
+178
+00:21:01,553 --> 00:21:07,712
+部將犯咗軍法如果唔斬，噉就人人都犯軍法喇，仲能夠帶兵打仗嘅咩？
+
+179
+00:21:08,139 --> 00:21:11,664
+呢個衰婆糊塗到極啊，就知道鐘意啲白板仔。
+
+180
+00:21:12,930 --> 00:21:21,036
+施瑯啊點都估唔到佢聽咗呢件事會咁憤慨嘅，當堂引為知己，佢出力一拍大髀話：
+
+181
+00:21:21,883 --> 00:21:23,568
+韋大人講得真係啱嘞。
+
+182
+00:21:24,450 --> 00:21:30,200
+你亦係帶慣兵嘅，知道兵法如山，克敵制勝全靠號令嚴明啊。
+
+183
+00:21:31,360 --> 00:21:38,233
+嗰個衰婆講個説話，你唔使理佢，嗰個咩小校老校啊，捉翻嚟，嚓一刀就係喇。
+
+184
+00:21:39,103 --> 00:21:42,707
+卑職當時嘅想法，同韋大人一模一樣啊。
+
+185
+00:21:43,550 --> 00:21:50,494
+我對董夫人派嚟嘅人話：我施瑯係國姓爺嘅部將，只係奉國姓爺嘅將令嘅啫。
+
+186
+00:21:51,009 --> 00:21:56,223
+噉我意思即係講，我唔係董夫人嘅部將，我唔奉夫人嘅將令。
+
+187
+00:21:56,832 --> 00:22:00,812
+啱，邊個做衰婆嘅部將啊，噉就衰到貼地喇。
+
+188
+00:22:01,766 --> 00:22:10,567
+索額圖同施瑯聽佢猛鬧董夫人做衰婆，都覺得好好笑，卻係點知道佢另外有一番私心呢。
+
+189
+00:22:10,904 --> 00:22:15,724
+嗱各位，欲知後事如何，且聽下回分解。

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+1
+00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,359
+前文再續啊書接上一回啊。
+
+2
+00:00:04,617 --> 00:00:13,857
+話説施瑯講畀韋小寶聽，話佢部下有一個小校，嚴重失職，誒施瑯要殺咗佢。
+
+3
+00:00:14,769 --> 00:00:21,764
+呢個小校呢，趯咗去鄭成功屋企，搵鄭成功個夫人董夫人求情。
+
+4
+00:00:22,684 --> 00:00:29,209
+董夫人就派人向施瑯求情，叫佢饒恕咗呢個小校，施瑯唔肯。
+
+5
+00:00:30,699 --> 00:00:36,799
+佢話：施瑯係國姓爺嘅部將，只係奉國姓爺嘅將令嘅啫。
+
+6
+00:00:38,774 --> 00:00:49,992
+董夫人嬲咗卑職嘅説話，竟然用咗個小校做府裏便嘅親兵，仲叫人傳話我聽，有本事就將嗰個小校拉嚟殺咗佢啦噉。
+
+7
+00:00:51,102 --> 00:00:58,227
+卑職一時吞唔落呢啖氣，就親自去將嗰個小校一手捉住，一刀斬咗佢嘅人頭。
+
+8
+00:00:59,504 --> 00:01:06,779
+韋小寶拍手大讚話：嘩，殺得好殺得妙！殺得乾淨利落，大快人心啊。
+
+9
+00:01:07,791 --> 00:01:16,092
+施瑯話：卑職殺咗呢個小校，自己知道闖咗禍嘞，就去向鄭成功謝罪啦。
+
+10
+00:01:16,936 --> 00:01:22,527
+我想，我立過大功，部屬犯咗軍法，殺佢並冇錯吖。
+
+11
+00:01:23,755 --> 00:01:30,066
+但係鄭成功聽咗婦人之言，話我犯上不敬，即時就將我扣押起嚟。
+
+12
+00:01:31,582 --> 00:01:36,727
+我想國姓爺英雄慷慨，一時之氣，韞我幾日就會算㗎嘞。
+
+13
+00:01:37,804 --> 00:01:44,560
+點知道過咗好耐，我阿爹同細佬，以及我個妻子都畀人捉咗韞咗入監。
+
+14
+00:01:45,240 --> 00:01:53,677
+我噉先至知道弊喇，鄭成功要殺我啊，我就趁住監守嘅人疏忽，趯咗出嚟。
+
+15
+00:01:54,321 --> 00:02:03,135
+過咗冇幾耐就得到消息，鄭成功，將我全家殺到一個不留啊。
+
+16
+00:02:04,929 --> 00:02:08,866
+唉，都係董夫人個衰婆唔好啦。
+
+17
+00:02:09,676 --> 00:02:11,908
+韋小寶又擰頭又歎息。
+
+18
+00:02:13,353 --> 00:02:25,086
+施瑯咬牙切齒噉話：鄭家同我仇深似海，只係可惜鄭成功死得早過頭嘞，呢個大仇報唔到。
+
+19
+00:02:26,216 --> 00:02:33,641
+卑職發過重誓，總有一日，亦要將鄭家全家一個個殺到乾乾淨淨。
+
+20
+00:02:34,936 --> 00:02:39,900
+韋小寶早就知道鄭成功海外為王，係個大英雄。
+
+21
+00:02:41,273 --> 00:02:51,828
+但係聽見施瑯要殺鄭氏全家，噉梗係包括佢嘅大對頭鄭克塽在內嘞，覺得係志同道合噃，就猛咁岌頭話：
+
+22
+00:02:52,077 --> 00:02:56,159
+該殺，該殺，你唔報呢個仇啊，就唔係英雄好漢。
+
+23
+00:02:57,352 --> 00:03:05,121
+施瑯自從畀康熙召嚟北京之後，只係見到皇帝一次，從此呢，就喺北京冇事做嘞。
+
+24
+00:03:05,976 --> 00:03:12,227
+做嘅官，仍然係福建水師提督，爵位仍然係靖海將軍。
+
+25
+00:03:13,143 --> 00:03:20,972
+不過喺北京領一份糧餉，無職無權，仲差過順天府衙門裏便一個小小嘅公差。
+
+26
+00:03:22,523 --> 00:03:29,007
+以佢一個雄心勃勃嘅人，當然係坐困愁城，好似熱鑊上嘅螞蟻噉。
+
+27
+00:03:30,243 --> 00:03:34,545
+呢三年之中，佢幾日就去兵部打個轉。
+
+28
+00:03:35,185 --> 00:03:44,174
+送禮打點，錢係使得唔少啊，歷年來做官嘅積蓄，都填咗喺北京官場呢個無底洞裏便嘞。
+
+29
+00:03:45,407 --> 00:03:52,502
+但係皇帝又唔再召見，回任福建嘅上諭，亦唔知何年何月先至得到手。
+
+30
+00:03:53,363 --> 00:03:58,176
+到咗收尾，兵部衙門一聽到施瑯嘅名就頭赤喇。
+
+31
+00:03:59,143 --> 00:04:03,756
+佢手頭已經好緊嘞，冇錢送禮，就邊個都唔再理佢。
+
+32
+00:04:05,110 --> 00:04:11,554
+而家聽見韋小寶同佢傾得咁投機，覺得回任福建有希望嘞所以好興奮。
+
+33
+00:04:13,092 --> 00:04:19,789
+索額圖話：施將軍，鄭成功殺你全家，確係唔應該。
+
+34
+00:04:20,490 --> 00:04:24,840
+不過你亦因為噉樣而因禍得福，棄暗投明。
+
+35
+00:04:25,551 --> 00:04:32,850
+如果唔係噉啊，恐怕你而家仲喺台灣抗拒王師，做嗰啲叛逆造反嘅事咯。
+
+36
+00:04:33,619 --> 00:04:36,253
+施瑯話：索大人講得啱。
+
+37
+00:04:37,595 --> 00:04:45,289
+韋小寶問佢話：鄭成功殺咗你全家，噉你一嬲之下就向大清投誠喇係咪？
+
+38
+00:04:46,085 --> 00:04:52,870
+係。先帝恩重如山，卑職起義投誠，噉啊先帝派我喺福建辦事。
+
+39
+00:04:53,982 --> 00:05:01,038
+卑職感恩圖報，奮不顧身，立咗啲微小功勞，升為福建同安副將。
+
+40
+00:05:01,784 --> 00:05:09,288
+咁啱，鄭成功帶兵嚟進攻，噉卑職同佢拼命，全靠先帝洪福，大獲全勝。
+
+41
+00:05:09,950 --> 00:05:13,000
+先帝大恩，升我為同安總兵。
+
+42
+00:05:13,820 --> 00:05:26,011
+收尾，攻克咗廈門、金門同梧嶼，又聯合一批紅毛兵，坐住甲板船，��洋槍洋炮，將鄭成功打到落海而逃。
+
+43
+00:05:26,584 --> 00:05:32,038
+噉先帝升卑職為福建水師提督，又加咗靖海將軍嘅頭銜。
+
+44
+00:05:32,861 --> 00:05:43,440
+其實，卑職嘅功勞真係一分都冇，一來係我大清皇上福份大，二來，係朝中各位大人指示得宜啊。
+
+45
+00:05:45,144 --> 00:05:54,950
+你以前，喺鄭成功軍隊嗰處吖，噉又喺福建同佢打咗幾場硬仗，台灣嘅情形，當然係好明白㗎嘞。
+
+46
+00:05:55,577 --> 00:05:59,688
+皇上召你嚟問進攻台灣嘅方略，你點樣講啊？
+
+47
+00:06:00,894 --> 00:06:06,365
+卑職啟奏皇上話：台灣係個海島，孤零零，易守難攻。
+
+48
+00:06:07,096 --> 00:06:11,327
+台灣將士，都係當年跟隨鄭成功嘅百戰精兵。
+
+49
+00:06:12,553 --> 00:06:21,028
+如果要進攻台灣，統兵官需要事權統一，內無掣肘，便宜行事，噉先至能夠成功。
+
+50
+00:06:22,250 --> 00:06:28,181
+哦，噉你即係話要獨當一面，等你一個人嚟發號施令嘞噃？
+
+51
+00:06:29,081 --> 00:06:30,733
+卑職唔敢咁狂妄。
+
+52
+00:06:31,213 --> 00:06:35,565
+不過攻打台灣，需要出其不意，攻其無備。
+
+53
+00:06:36,502 --> 00:06:47,771
+京師同福建距離幾千里，如果遇到有進攻台灣嘅好機會，上奏請示，等到朝中批示落嚟，講唔定時機已經失咗咯。
+
+54
+00:06:48,684 --> 00:07:03,146
+台灣第二啲將領由自可啊，有一個陳永華，足智多謀，又有一個劉國軒驍勇善戰，係個好大嘅強敵，如果貿貿然出兵，好難打得贏㗎。
+
+55
+00:07:04,573 --> 00:07:05,820
+你噉亦講得啱。
+
+56
+00:07:06,420 --> 00:07:10,371
+皇上英明到極，唔會怪你呢説話講得唔啱嘅。
+
+57
+00:07:11,306 --> 00:07:12,627
+你仲講咗啲咩添啊？
+
+58
+00:07:14,112 --> 00:07:16,668
+皇上又問我進攻台灣嘅方略。
+
+59
+00:07:17,611 --> 00:07:22,933
+卑職回奏話：台灣雖然兵精，到底為數唔多。
+
+60
+00:07:23,886 --> 00:07:27,037
+大清攻台，應該雙管齊下。
+
+61
+00:07:27,822 --> 00:07:32,263
+第一步，係用離間計，使到佢內部不和。
+
+62
+00:07:32,908 --> 00:07:40,877
+最好啊散佈謠言，話陳永華有廢主自立之心，要同劉國軒兩個人陰謀篡位。
+
+63
+00:07:41,573 --> 00:07:46,072
+噉鄭經一疑心呢，講唔定就會殺咗陳劉兩個人；
+
+64
+00:07:46,864 --> 00:07:52,058
+就算唔殺啊，亦必定唔肯重用，削咗兩個人嘅權柄㗎喇。
+
+65
+00:07:52,791 --> 00:08:01,534
+陳劉兩個人，一相一將，係台灣嘅兩條大柱，能夠兩個人一齊鏟咗去當然最好啦。
+
+66
+00:08:02,081 --> 00:08:07,564
+就算只係鏟去一個人，剩翻一個，亦係獨木難支大廈喇。
+
+67
+00:08:08,322 --> 00:08:15,185
+韋小寶個心驚喇佢諗：豈有此理你嘩，你想害我師父啊？
+
+68
+00:08:16,303 --> 00:08:20,674
+韋小寶問：仲有一個一劍無血馮錫范呢？
+
+69
+00:08:21,021 --> 00:08:27,166
+施瑯好驚奇啊，就話：乜韋大人，居然連馮錫范亦知道啊？
+
+70
+00:08:27,837 --> 00:08:32,297
+韋小寶話：我係聽皇上閒談嘅時候講起佢嘅。
+
+71
+00:08:32,960 --> 00:08:36,823
+皇上對於台灣嘅內情都唔知幾清楚。
+
+72
+00:08:37,365 --> 00:08:49,646
+皇上話啊，董夫人鐘意白板仔，鄭克塽，就唔鐘意世子鄭克臧，要個仔啊改立世子，不過鄭經又唔肯，啊有冇呢件事啊？
+
+73
+00:08:50,681 --> 00:09:01,085
+施瑯又驚又佩服，佢就話：聖天子聰明智慧曠古少有，居於深宮之中明見萬里之外啊。
+
+74
+00:09:01,272 --> 00:09:03,788
+皇上呢番説話一啲都冇錯。
+
+75
+00:09:04,481 --> 00:09:15,794
+韋小寶話：你話攻打台灣有兩條法子吖，一條，係用反間計害死陳永華同劉國軒，噉另外一條係咩計啊？
+
+76
+00:09:16,771 --> 00:09:20,697
+施瑯話：另一條就係用水師進攻嘞。
+
+77
+00:09:21,622 --> 00:09:26,951
+淨係攻一路就好難成功嘅，需要三路齊攻至得。
+
+78
+00:09:27,513 --> 00:09:39,941
+北攻雞籠港，中攻台灣府，南攻打狗港，只要有一路成功，登咗陸企穩咗腳，台灣人心一亂，噉就勢如破竹嘞。
+
+79
+00:09:41,326 --> 00:09:45,107
+統帶水師喺海上打仗，你好內行㗎噃？
+
+80
+00:09:46,053 --> 00:09:49,152
+卑職一生都喺水師，熟悉海戰啊。
+
+81
+00:09:50,623 --> 00:09:52,960
+韋小寶心念一動，佢諗：
+
+82
+00:09:53,972 --> 00:10:00,029
+呢個人要去殺姓鄭嗰一家，噉做低鄭克塽呢個衰仔都唔錯。
+
+83
+00:10:00,912 --> 00:10:06,090
+不過鄭成功係個大英雄噃，殺咗佢全家就講唔過去吖。
+
+84
+00:10:07,263 --> 00:10:11,505
+何況佢攻台灣就係要害我師父噉點得㗎。
+
+85
+00:10:12,742 --> 00:10:18,482
+嗯，佢善打海戰，派佢去做呢件事呢就一舉兩得嘞。
+
+86
+00:10:19,118 --> 00:10:24,381
+韋小寶問索額圖話：大哥，你以為呢件事應該點做好呢？
+
+87
+00:10:25,239 --> 00:10:36,334
+索額圖話：皇上英明，高瞻遠矚，諗過個嘢都冇遺漏㗎喇，我哋做奴才嘅，一切聽皇上吩咐辦事就係喇。
+
+88
+00:10:37,175 --> 00:10:42,458
+韋小寶個心諗：哈你個滑頭鬼吖，乜嘢都唔肯黐身。
+
+89
+00:10:43,027 --> 00:10:44,228
+噉就攞起隻焗盅。
+
+90
+00:10:45,180 --> 00:10:48,796
+喺處侍候嘅僕人高聲噉叫：送客！
+
+91
+00:10:49,651 --> 00:10:52,065
+施瑯起身行禮就告辭出去嘞。
+
+92
+00:10:53,191 --> 00:10:56,317
+索額圖傾咗一陣閒偈，亦都告辭嘞。
+
+93
+00:10:58,811 --> 00:11:04,346
+話說韋小寶入宮去見皇帝，稟告施瑯想進攻台灣嘅事。
+
+94
+00:11:05,354 --> 00:11:12,623
+康熙話：先除三藩再平台灣，呢啲係根本嘅先後次序。
+
+95
+00:11:13,519 --> 00:11:27,498
+施瑯呢個人才能係有嘅，我怕放佢返去福建之後，佢急於立功報仇輕舉妄動，反而使到台灣有咗戒備，因此一直留住佢喺北京啫嘛。
+
+96
+00:11:28,502 --> 00:11:32,643
+韋小寶恍然大悟啊佢話：冇錯嘞冇錯嘞。
+
+97
+00:11:33,079 --> 00:11:39,477
+施瑯一返到福建呢，一定要建造戰船、操演兵馬，搞到個打草驚蛇。
+
+98
+00:11:39,698 --> 00:11:43,634
+噉我哋進攻台灣，一定要神不知，鬼不覺至得㗎嘛。
+
+99
+00:11:44,882 --> 00:11:51,506
+等到人人都以為唔打咯，忽然間就打起嚟，打嗰個姓鄭嘅衰仔啊一個手忙腳亂。
+
+100
+00:11:52,441 --> 00:11:56,991
+康熙微笑話：用兵虛實之道，就應該噉樣。
+
+101
+00:11:57,613 --> 00:12:12,379
+仲有一層啊，遣將不如激將，我留施瑯喺北京，等佢全身嘅力氣都冇埞使，悶到佢死死下，等到一派出去，佢就會奮力效命唔敢偷懶嘞。
+
+102
+00:12:13,535 --> 00:12:17,384
+皇上呢條計策啊，諸葛亮亦不過如此咋。
+
+103
+00:12:17,886 --> 00:12:26,862
+奴才睇過一齣定軍山嘅戲噃，諸葛亮呢激到老黃忠搏命咁打，就一刀斬咗嗰個乜鬼嘢，春夏秋冬嘅大花面喇。
+
+104
+00:12:28,200 --> 00:12:30,328
+呵呵呵，夏侯淵。
+
+105
+00:12:30,577 --> 00:12:36,147
+啊係啊係啊，吖皇上記性真係好喇，睇完戲，連大花面個名都記得嘅。
+
+106
+00:12:37,351 --> 00:12:40,676
+呢個大花面嘅名，書上面寫住㗎嘛。
+
+107
+00:12:41,254 --> 00:12:43,130
+施瑯送咗咩禮物畀你啊？
+
+108
+00:12:43,899 --> 00:12:46,959
+哎呀皇上乜嘢都知道㗎喎。
+
+109
+00:12:47,145 --> 00:12:51,864
+冇，施瑯送咗一隻玉碗畀我啫嘛，不過，我唔係幾鐘意唧。
+
+110
+00:12:53,152 --> 00:12:54,646
+隻玉碗有咩唔好啊？
+
+111
+00:12:55,493 --> 00:12:59,076
+玉碗雖然係珍貴啊，不過一打就爛。
+
+112
+00:12:59,604 --> 00:13:08,363
+奴才跟住皇上辦事，雙手捧嘅係一隻千年打唔爛，萬年唔生鏽嘅金飯碗，噉就大不相同咯。
+
+113
+00:13:08,697 --> 00:13:11,451
+哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈。
+
+114
+00:13:12,392 --> 00:13:17,552
+皇上啊，奴才忽然想到一個主意，請皇上睇下能唔能夠做吖嗱？
+
+115
+00:13:18,921 --> 00:13:20,081
+咩嘢主意啊？
+
+116
+00:13:21,189 --> 00:13:25,481
+嗰個施瑯話啊，佢統帶水師，好會打海戰嘅。
+
+117
+00:13:26,210 --> 00:13:32,387
+康熙左手喺枱上一拍佢話：好主意好主意！小桂子你好聰明啊。
+
+118
+00:13:32,916 --> 00:13:35,765
+你就帶佢去遼東，派佢去打神龍島啦。
+
+119
+00:13:36,746 --> 00:13:41,520
+韋小寶個心啊真係驚喇，佢望實康熙，過咗好耐先至話：
+
+120
+00:13:43,102 --> 00:13:51,420
+皇上實係神仙下凡定嘞，點解奴才個心裏便想嘅主意都仲未講出口，皇上就知道嘅呢？
+
+121
+00:13:52,118 --> 00:13:58,710
+康熙微笑話：好喇好喇唔使托咁多大腳喇，小桂子，呢個法子好妙啊。
+
+122
+00:13:59,363 --> 00:14:04,326
+我本來就擔心，你去攻打神龍島呢都唔知道能唔能夠成功嘅。
+
+123
+00:14:05,254 --> 00:14:13,185
+施瑯係個打海戰嘅人才，噉啊叫佢去神龍島操練下先啦，不過事前唔能夠洩漏咗風聲啊。
+
+124
+00:14:13,722 --> 00:14:14,681
+係，係。
+
+125
+00:14:16,129 --> 00:14:19,231
+康熙即刻派人去傳咗施瑯嚟，對佢話：
+
+126
+00:14:20,253 --> 00:14:28,495
+朕派韋小寶去長白山祭天，佢一力舉薦，話你辦事能幹，要帶埋你一齊去。
+
+127
+00:14:29,229 --> 00:14:32,757
+朕啊即管聽住先，不過就唔係點信嘅。
+
+128
+00:14:33,713 --> 00:14:38,228
+韋小寶喺個心處笑嘞：諸葛亮喺度激老黃忠喇。
+
+129
+00:14:38,908 --> 00:14:47,813
+施瑯又猛咁叩頭話：臣跟住韋都統去辦事，一定盡忠效命，奮不顧身，以報皇上天恩。
+
+130
+00:14:48,324 --> 00:14:57,372
+康熙話：呢一次呢，係試一試你先，如果確實可以用嘞，將來再派你去辦第二啲事情。
+
+131
+00:14:58,100 --> 00:15:02,462
+施瑯好歡喜，佢叩頭話：皇上天恩浩蕩。
+
+132
+00:15:03,222 --> 00:15:11,506
+康熙話：呢件事非常機密，除咗韋小寶一個人之外，朝中冇人知道嘅。
+
+133
+00:15:12,701 --> 00:15:16,963
+你一切遵從韋小寶個差遣就係嘞，你下去啦。
+
+134
+00:15:17,478 --> 00:15:21,908
+施瑯叩咗頭，正話要退出去，康熙微笑話：
+
+135
+00:15:22,751 --> 00:15:28,089
+韋都統待你都唔錯，你打一隻大大嘅金飯碗送畀佢啦。
+
+136
+00:15:28,743 --> 00:15:37,499
+施瑯應咗，但係唔明白皇上嘅用意噃，不過見到皇帝好歡喜噉樣，咪估計決唔會係壞事。
+
+137
+00:15:38,251 --> 00:15:45,882
+韋小寶返到子爵府嘅時候，見到施瑯已經喺門口等嘞，噉講咗唔少感恩提拔嘅説話。
+
+138
+00:15:46,660 --> 00:15:57,419
+韋小寶笑住話：施將軍啊，呢一次只好委屈你一下喇，請你喺我營裏便做一個小小參領，因為怕畀外人知覺啊。
+
+139
+00:15:58,482 --> 00:16:03,224
+施瑯好歡喜就話：一切遵從都統大人吩咐。
+
+140
+00:16:04,591 --> 00:16:16,457
+佢知道韋小寶派佢嘅職司越小，就越加當佢係自己人，噉將來飛黃騰達嘅機會就越多，如果派佢做個親兵噉就更加妙嘞。
+
+141
+00:16:17,228 --> 00:16:22,949
+佢話：皇上吩咐卑職打隻金飯碗，奉呈都統。
+
+142
+00:16:23,216 --> 00:16:25,681
+唔知都統大人歡喜咩嘢款式呢？
+
+143
+00:16:26,651 --> 00:16:38,306
+韋小寶笑住話：呢啲係皇上嘅恩典，無論咩嘢款式，我哋做奴才嘅雙手捧住金飯碗食飯，個心都係感激皇恩浩蕩嘅。
+
+144
+00:16:39,141 --> 00:16:41,242
+施瑯猛咁話係啊係啊噉。
+
+145
+00:16:42,459 --> 00:16:48,513
+韋小寶個心諗：老子本來想逃之夭夭就辭官唔做㗎喇。
+
+146
+00:16:48,931 --> 00:16:59,160
+而家搵到你呢個替死鬼，哼，最好呢你同洪教主拼個同歸於盡，你兩個壽與蟲齊啦。
+
+147
+00:17:00,729 --> 00:17:12,555
+施瑯扯咗之後，韋小寶叫咗李力世、風際中、徐天川、玄貞道人等天地會嘅兄弟嚟，將經過嘅情形詳細講咗。
+
+148
+00:17:13,406 --> 00:17:28,828
+李力世話：呢個姓施嘅賊子反叛國姓爺，又要攻打台灣，陷害總舵主，好彩佢撞正韋香主手裏便，我哋點樣擺佈佢先至好呢？
+
+149
+00:17:30,026 --> 00:17:39,088
+韋小寶話：神龍教啊勾結吳三桂同羅剎國，而家皇帝派我帶埋施瑯去剿滅神龍教。
+
+150
+00:17:39,607 --> 00:17:47,230
+我諗，等施瑯同神龍教打到個昏天黑地，兩敗俱傷，我哋再嚟個漁翁得利。
+
+151
+00:17:48,071 --> 00:17:49,943
+眾人啊齊聲讚好。
+
+152
+00:17:50,952 --> 00:17:57,936
+韋小寶話：施瑯精明能幹，我要靠佢打神龍島，就唔能夠殺咗佢先嘅。
+
+153
+00:17:58,544 --> 00:18:02,139
+眾位阿哥要特別小心，咪畀佢睇出破綻啊。
+
+154
+00:18:03,060 --> 00:18:12,060
+高彥超話：我哋都扮作驍騎營嘅官兵，平日少啲同佢見面，就算見到嘞，諒佢亦唔敢得罪我哋嘅。
+
+155
+00:18:13,550 --> 00:18:19,293
+第日下午，施瑯啊捧住一個錦盒，嚟到子爵府求見。
+
+156
+00:18:20,223 --> 00:18:27,299
+韋小寶打開錦盒，果然係一隻好大嘅金飯碗，都怕有成六七兩重嘅。
+
+157
+00:18:27,823 --> 00:18:36,474
+施瑯話：卑職本該再打得大啲，就係怕，誒就係怕都統大人用起上嚟唔方便唧。
+
+158
+00:18:38,011 --> 00:18:42,077
+韋小寶左手將金飯碗喺手裏便稱咗一稱，笑住話：
+
+159
+00:18:42,804 --> 00:18:48,337
+呵呵已經夠晒重咯，誒施將軍啊，上面咁多字，寫住啲咩嘢啊？
+
+160
+00:18:49,360 --> 00:18:52,621
+中間四個大字，係公忠體國。
+
+161
+00:18:53,354 --> 00:19:07,286
+上面呢行細字呢係，欽賜領內侍衛副大臣、兼驍騎營正黃旗都統、賜穿黃馬褂、巴圖魯勇號、一等子爵韋小寶。
+
+162
+00:19:07,797 --> 00:19:13,144
+下便更細嘅字係，臣靖海將軍施瑯奉旨監造。
+
+163
+00:19:14,363 --> 00:19:18,055
+韋小寶十分歡喜笑住話：真係多謝晒嘞。
+
+164
+00:19:18,718 --> 00:19:27,039
+個心就話：冇錯喇，我嘅金飯碗係皇上賜嘅，你能夠畀我乜嘢金飯碗唧？
+
+165
+00:19:28,281 --> 00:19:31,133
+呢個老施亦唔蠢得晒。
+
+166
+00:19:31,993 --> 00:19:49,490
+過咗兩日，康熙頒下上諭：命令韋小寶帶同十門神武大炮，由大沽出海，渡遼東灣北上，先祭遼海，再登陸遼東，到長白山放炮祭天。
+
+167
+00:19:50,987 --> 00:19:53,203
+韋小寶接咗上諭，個心諗：
+
+168
+00:19:53,701 --> 00:19:59,612
+呢次係去攻打神龍教，肥頭陀同陸高軒就唔好帶埋去嘞。
+
+169
+00:20:00,620 --> 00:20:02,800
+就命令佢兩個人留喺北京。
+
+170
+00:20:03,570 --> 00:20:10,110
+噉啊帶埋雙兒，同天地會兄弟，率領驍騎營人馬就嚟到天津。
+
+171
+00:20:10,900 --> 00:20:20,723
+文武官員迎接欽差大臣，有啲係十分恭謹，馬屁十足，有啲呢係奉承得體，恰到好處。
+
+172
+00:20:21,638 --> 00:20:33,762
+吖唯獨有一個鬍鬚佬武官啊，卻係神色傲慢，行禮嘅時候，顯然係敷衍了事，一啲都唔將韋小寶睇在眼內。
+
+173
+00:20:34,680 --> 00:20:40,140
+韋小寶好嬲啊，即時就想發作嘞，不過轉念一想：
+
+174
+00:20:40,942 --> 00:20:49,200
+皇上吩咐過嘅，呢次一切要辦得十分秘密，唔好多生事端惹人談論。
+
+175
+00:20:49,863 --> 00:20:54,246
+哼，你睇唔起我，唔通老子就睇得起你啊？
+
+176
+00:20:55,660 --> 00:21:00,532
+好啦，我哋兩個嚟鬥下吖，睇下邊個做得官大啲吖？
+
+177
+00:21:01,782 --> 00:21:10,472
+噉跟住又有個官大讚佢殺咗鰲拜嘅英雄事蹟，噉韋小寶啊洋洋自得，就唔去理嗰個鬍鬚佬嘞。
+
+178
+00:21:11,559 --> 00:21:17,927
+當晚，韋小寶請咗天津水師營總兵嚟，攞出康熙密旨。
+
+179
+00:21:19,609 --> 00:21:31,053
+嗰個水師營總兵叫做黃甫啊，見到密旨裏便吩咐佢帶領水師營官兵船隻，聽由欽差大臣指揮，去做軍情要務。
+
+180
+00:21:32,319 --> 00:21:36,515
+黃甫接旨之後，躬身聽韋小寶訓示。
+
+181
+00:21:37,431 --> 00:21:46,361
+韋小寶問咗水師營嘅官兵人數，船隻有幾多，就傳施瑯嚟，要佢同黃甫商量出海嘅事。
+
+182
+00:21:46,988 --> 00:21:51,539
+自己就去後營，同眾兵將推牌九賭錢嘞。
+
+183
+00:21:52,700 --> 00:22:00,622
+噉喺天津停留咗三日，水師營辦咗糧食、清水、彈藥、弓箭等等物資上船。
+
+184
+00:22:01,299 --> 00:22:11,580
+韋小寶率領水師營同驍騎營官兵，大戰船十艘，二號戰船三十八艘，出海揚帆而去嘞。
+
+185
+00:22:12,451 --> 00:22:16,338
+欲知後事如何，且聽下回分解。

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+1
+00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,488
+前文再續啊書接上一回啊。
+
+2
+00:00:04,574 --> 00:00:09,645
+話說韋小寶率領水師，離開大沽嚟到海上。
+
+3
+00:00:10,338 --> 00:00:24,221
+到咗而家，韋小寶先至宣示聖旨，話呢次，係去剿滅神龍島，上下官兵務須用命，成功之後各有升賞。
+
+4
+00:00:25,286 --> 00:00:38,326
+眾官兵啊眼見自己方面人多勢眾，欽差大臣，又帶咗十門西洋大炮，而神龍島呢，不過係一群海盜盤踞嘅地方。
+
+5
+00:00:39,244 --> 00:00:45,699
+大炮揈得幾炮，啲海盜仲唔打到清光咩？呢次立功升官係一定㗎嘞。
+
+6
+00:00:46,621 --> 00:00:49,629
+於是人人歡呼就精神百倍。
+
+7
+00:00:50,928 --> 00:00:57,594
+韋小寶坐喺主艦上便，想起上次去神龍島係畀方怡呃去嘅。
+
+8
+00:00:58,853 --> 00:01:10,866
+呢個姑娘雖然係狡猾，但係嗰幾日喺海上一齊相處嘅温柔滋味，呢個時候諗起上嚟啊，仲係非常神往，佢諗：
+
+9
+00:01:12,154 --> 00:01:25,640
+一到島邊如果大炮亂轟，將神龍教嘅教眾轟死大半先，然後幾千名官兵一擁而上，噉啊洪教主武功再高佢都頂唔住嘅。
+
+10
+00:01:26,423 --> 00:01:33,709
+不過噉樣一嚟，講唔定將我嗰個方怡一炮揈死咗就認真唔妥噃。
+
+11
+00:01:34,029 --> 00:01:39,320
+就算唔死啊，揈鬼咗佢一隻手，噉啊夠可惜㗎啦。
+
+12
+00:01:40,482 --> 00:01:46,260
+所以佢又想保住方怡冇事，又要滅咗神龍教兩全其美。
+
+13
+00:01:47,132 --> 00:01:51,270
+於是就叫施瑯嚟，問佢進攻神龍島嘅計策。
+
+14
+00:01:52,611 --> 00:02:01,892
+施瑯打開卷宗，攞出一張大地圖攤喺枱上，指住海裏頭一個小島話：呢個係神龍島嘞。
+
+15
+00:02:03,065 --> 00:02:16,573
+韋小寶見到神龍島上面已經畫咗個圓圈，紅色嘅，三個紅色箭頭，由北、東、南三方面指向紅圈，佢不禁大為佩服喇就話：
+
+16
+00:02:17,462 --> 00:02:20,987
+原來你早就想好咗攻打神龍島嘅計策嘅。
+
+17
+00:02:21,842 --> 00:02:28,531
+我係離開咗大沽之後先至頒布皇上嘅密旨嘅，乜點解你早就預備好地圖個呢？
+
+18
+00:02:29,288 --> 00:02:37,610
+施瑯話：卑職聽講大人，係要由大沽經海路去遼東嘅，所以預備咗呢一帶嘅海圖。
+
+19
+00:02:38,412 --> 00:02:43,004
+卑職一向喜歡海上生涯，海圖一直係睇慣咗嘅。
+
+20
+00:02:43,721 --> 00:02:51,527
+哦，原來噉嘅，睇嚟我哋呢一戰必定係旗開得勝，船到成功喇。
+
+21
+00:02:52,371 --> 00:02:56,129
+呢啲係托賴皇上嘅聖德，韋大人嘅威望。
+
+22
+00:02:56,800 --> 00:03:06,499
+依卑職嘅淺見，我哋分兵三路，由島北、島東、島南三路進攻，留翻島西呢一路唔攻。
+
+23
+00:03:07,213 --> 00:03:13,948
+噉轟咗輪大炮之後，島上嘅匪徒抵擋唔住嘞，多數會由島西落海逃走嘅。
+
+24
+00:03:14,804 --> 00:03:20,547
+我哋喺島西三十里之外呢個小島嘅背後，埋伏定二十隻戰船。
+
+25
+00:03:21,223 --> 00:03:33,775
+一等匪徒趯到嚟嘞，呢二十隻戰船湧出嚟攔住去路，大炮一響，北、東、南三路戰船跟住圍上嚟，將海盜嘅船隻圍喺中間。
+
+26
+00:03:34,078 --> 00:03:38,194
+嗰陣時一網打盡，冇一個海盜能夠走得甩喇。
+
+27
+00:03:38,893 --> 00:03:42,319
+韋小寶拍掌叫好，猛稱妙計。
+
+28
+00:03:43,363 --> 00:03:52,251
+施瑯話：請大人率領中軍，喺呢個無名小島上面坐鎮督戰，務請唔好上船出戰喇。
+
+29
+00:03:52,904 --> 00:04:05,365
+中軍之地必須穩如泰山，統帥嘅旗艦，如果有稍微損傷，好似畀大風吹斷咗桅杆啊噉，不免動搖軍心嘞。
+
+30
+00:04:06,139 --> 00:04:08,904
+卑職統率戰船，三路進攻。
+
+31
+00:04:09,154 --> 00:04:11,589
+黃總兵統率伏兵攔截。
+
+32
+00:04:11,918 --> 00:04:20,195
+十隻小艇來回報告軍情，點樣行動請大人隨時發號施令，以便卑職同黃總兵遵行啊。
+
+33
+00:04:21,502 --> 00:04:23,624
+韋小寶非常歡喜佢諗：
+
+34
+00:04:24,363 --> 00:04:34,372
+你呢個人真係精，明知我怕死，就叫我喺呢個三十里之外嘅小島上面坐鎮，嘿真係認真萬無一失喇。
+
+35
+00:04:34,870 --> 00:04:43,289
+就算你哋全軍覆滅啊，老子都仲嚟得切上船溜之乎也，吖妙計，妙計！
+
+36
+00:04:43,690 --> 00:04:45,187
+就大讚佢一番。
+
+37
+00:04:45,902 --> 00:05:02,903
+施瑯話：卑職久仰韋大人嘅威名，得知韋大人當年親手殺死滿洲第一勇士鰲拜，將滿漢第一勇士嘅名號搶咗過嚟，因此欽賜巴圖魯勇號，武勇天下揚名啊。
+
+38
+00:05:03,441 --> 00:05:17,581
+不過卑職只係擔心一件事，就係怕大人要上報天恩，打仗嘅時候奮不顧身，如果畀炮火損傷咗大人一隻手指尾，噉皇上必定係大大怪罪。
+
+39
+00:05:17,945 --> 00:05:30,280
+噉卑職呢一生嘅前程，就從此𢰸晒喇，但係���都唔緊要，至緊要嘅係辜負咗大人提拔重用嘅知遇大恩，卑職真係萬死莫贖。
+
+40
+00:05:30,742 --> 00:05:34,980
+因此，務請大人體諒，保重萬金之體啊。
+
+41
+00:05:35,513 --> 00:05:37,440
+韋小寶歎咗口氣話：
+
+42
+00:05:38,084 --> 00:05:41,932
+唉，坐船打仗，好好玩㗎嘛。
+
+43
+00:05:42,341 --> 00:05:46,882
+我啊本來想親自衝鋒，將神龍教嘅教主捉住嘅。
+
+44
+00:05:47,891 --> 00:05:52,186
+你既然噉樣講，噉誒，唯有等你去做啦。
+
+45
+00:05:52,684 --> 00:05:57,849
+施瑯話：係，大人體諒下情，卑職感激不盡啊。
+
+46
+00:05:58,458 --> 00:06:05,777
+韋小寶個心諗：你喺北京熬咗三年，已經精通做官嘅竅門嘞。
+
+47
+00:06:06,248 --> 00:06:12,118
+老子本來想做低你嘅，睇你咁識做，真係有啲唔忍心喇。
+
+48
+00:06:12,903 --> 00:06:19,430
+滿漢第一勇士呢個銜頭今日係第一次聽見唧，哈哈難為你想得出。
+
+49
+00:06:20,201 --> 00:06:25,464
+韋小寶話：神龍島上便啊，有幾百名姑娘仔。
+
+50
+00:06:26,211 --> 00:06:32,615
+其中有幾個係由皇宮逃跑去嘅，皇上吩咐，務必要生擒活捉。
+
+51
+00:06:33,007 --> 00:06:37,739
+攻島個時候要小心在意至得，大炮呢就唔好亂放。
+
+52
+00:06:38,421 --> 00:06:45,911
+如果揈死咗嗰幾名宮女，皇上必定怪罪嘅，你功勞再大都好，亦係功不抵過。
+
+53
+00:06:46,382 --> 00:06:49,772
+呢件係第一件大事嚟啊，一定要記住啊。
+
+54
+00:06:50,398 --> 00:06:51,751
+施瑯吃咗一驚話：
+
+55
+00:06:52,534 --> 00:06:56,485
+如果唔係大人關照，卑職爭啲闖咗大禍喇。
+
+56
+00:06:57,018 --> 00:07:05,174
+呢次攻島，只要係女人，就只能夠活捉，唔能夠殺傷，總之冚𠾴唥捉翻嚟，由大人發落就係嘞。
+
+57
+00:07:05,766 --> 00:07:06,765
+噉就啱喇。
+
+58
+00:07:07,343 --> 00:07:10,554
+呢幾名宮女我係見過嘅，一見就認得出。
+
+59
+00:07:10,990 --> 00:07:15,322
+不過呢種皇宮裏便嘅事呢，啊，啊你係知道㗎啦。
+
+60
+00:07:15,616 --> 00:07:19,176
+係，大人望安，卑職守口如瓶。
+
+61
+00:07:19,611 --> 00:07:22,792
+宮裏便嘅事情，邊度敢隨口亂講啊？
+
+62
+00:07:24,121 --> 00:07:29,657
+噉眾戰船向東北進發，噉啊啱啱遇到額風，行得好慢。
+
+63
+00:07:31,432 --> 00:07:38,374
+呢一日，神龍島已經唔遠嘞，施瑯指住左舷前方一座小島話：
+
+64
+00:07:39,083 --> 00:07:43,380
+嗰座小島，就係都統大人嘅大營駐扎嘅地方。
+
+65
+00:07:44,024 --> 00:07:47,949
+呢座小島一向都冇名稱嘅，請大人賜個名啦。
+
+66
+00:07:49,107 --> 00:07:55,800
+韋小寶撓下個頭殼，佢話：哎呀要我想個名啊真係攞我條命好過喇。
+
+67
+00:07:56,932 --> 00:08:04,264
+誒噉啦，我哋推牌九，噉總係要將神龍島食到一乾二淨啦。
+
+68
+00:08:04,838 --> 00:08:07,897
+呢個小島，就叫做通食島啦。
+
+69
+00:08:08,368 --> 00:08:11,606
+施瑯笑住話：妙極妙極！
+
+70
+00:08:12,473 --> 00:08:20,506
+韋大人坐鎮通食島，真係大吉大利，無論敵軍幾咁頑強厲害，總係要食清佢嘅。
+
+71
+00:08:21,271 --> 00:08:28,574
+大人前關係一對天牌，嗰個係大人自己嘞，後關係至尊，噉梗係皇上啦。
+
+72
+00:08:29,080 --> 00:08:32,933
+呢兩副牌攤出去，有乜法子唔通食呢？
+
+73
+00:08:33,782 --> 00:08:40,843
+韋小寶哈哈大笑啊，佢喝一聲：誇啦啦，兵發通食島而去啊！
+
+74
+00:08:41,689 --> 00:08:50,257
+呢句説話，係佢睇戲嘅時候學翻嚟嘅，而家唱出嚟，真係威風凜凜，意氣風發之至啊。
+
+75
+00:08:51,261 --> 00:08:57,675
+噉幾十隻戰船，前後擁衛主帥旗艦，慢慢向住通食島駛去。
+
+76
+00:08:59,526 --> 00:09:08,508
+忽然一隻小船上嘅兵士嗌起上嚟，過咗冇幾耐，小船駛近嚟稟報，話海上發現一具浮屍。
+
+77
+00:09:09,742 --> 00:09:14,702
+韋小寶眉頭一皺個心諗：出師不利撞見浮屍。
+
+78
+00:09:15,699 --> 00:09:18,043
+唔通我做呢個莊要通賠？
+
+79
+00:09:18,884 --> 00:09:27,766
+施瑯話：恭喜大人旗開得勝，仲未曾開炮放箭，敵人已經死咗一名先嘞，真係大大嘅吉兆。
+
+80
+00:09:28,121 --> 00:09:29,245
+卑職過去睇下。
+
+81
+00:09:29,823 --> 00:09:32,067
+講完，就跳落小船嘞。
+
+82
+00:09:32,995 --> 00:09:36,274
+過咗一陣，施瑯返上旗艦佢話：
+
+83
+00:09:37,130 --> 00:09:44,634
+啟稟都統大人，呢具浮屍手腳反綁，似乎係海盜謀財害命，推人落海嘅。
+
+84
+00:09:45,552 --> 00:09:51,819
+啱啱講到呢度，小船上便又叫起嚟，話又發現兩具浮屍。
+
+85
+00:09:53,132 --> 00:10:02,304
+韋小寶面色好難睇啊，呢陣時，施瑯亦講唔出咩好意頭嘅説話嘞，噉又再跳落小船去睇。
+
+86
+00:10:03,394 --> 00:10:07,610
+返嚟旗艦嘅時候，卻係笑容滿面噃佢話：
+
+87
+00:10:08,317 --> 00:10:12,511
+��大人，呢三具浮屍，睇嚟係神龍島嘅。
+
+88
+00:10:13,532 --> 00:10:16,003
+韋小寶問：你點知道呢？
+
+89
+00:10:17,012 --> 00:10:27,328
+第一具屍首仲睇唔出咩嘢，收尾呢兩具屍體，顯然都係海盜嚟，佢哋身子壯健，一定係識武功嘅人啊。
+
+90
+00:10:28,706 --> 00:10:31,252
+唔通係神龍島起內訌？
+
+91
+00:10:32,645 --> 00:10:38,105
+啲風喺神龍島吹過嚟，呢三具浮屍，多數係順風飄嚟嘅。
+
+92
+00:10:38,603 --> 00:10:47,984
+如果係敵人起內訌，韋大人呢個莊啊，就好似係食紅燒豆腐噉，咬都唔使咬，一啖就食晒喇。
+
+93
+00:10:48,891 --> 00:10:58,084
+韋小寶手搭涼棚望開去，只見海上水汽蒸騰，白霧瀰漫，望唔見神龍島。
+
+94
+00:10:59,052 --> 00:11:07,312
+忽然間，覺得海面上有個皮球噉嘅嘢，載浮載沉，漸漸飄過嚟，佢就問：
+
+95
+00:11:08,170 --> 00:11:10,291
+哎，嗰啲係咩嘢啊？
+
+96
+00:11:11,211 --> 00:11:15,149
+施瑯睇咗一陣就話：呢嚿嘢有啲古怪嘞。
+
+97
+00:11:15,876 --> 00:11:19,465
+就傳令落去，吩咐小船駛過去撈起嗰嚿嘢。
+
+98
+00:11:20,483 --> 00:11:30,159
+一隻小船接到命令就駛過去撈起佢，船上嘅軍官大聲噉叫：又係一具浮屍，係個矮肥佬啊！
+
+99
+00:11:31,505 --> 00:11:35,302
+韋小寶心中一動：唔通係佢？
+
+100
+00:11:36,341 --> 00:11:38,636
+韋小寶話：抬上嚟等我睇下。
+
+101
+00:11:39,999 --> 00:11:44,709
+三名水兵將嗰具浮屍啊抬上旗艦，放喺甲板上便。
+
+102
+00:11:46,102 --> 00:11:53,833
+呢個矮肥佬手腳都畀牛皮綁住咗，韋小寶一睇，果然就係瘦頭陀。
+
+103
+00:11:55,002 --> 00:12:03,489
+佢本來就已經極之肥㗎嘞，呢個時候飲飽咗水，個肚啊漲到高高，十足十個大皮球。
+
+104
+00:12:04,599 --> 00:12:13,267
+只見啲海水喺個口處不斷咁流出嚟，過咗一陣，佢個肚腩一起一伏，呼吸起嚟嘞。
+
+105
+00:12:14,002 --> 00:12:17,153
+眾官兵話：浮屍翻生啊！
+
+106
+00:12:18,299 --> 00:12:26,257
+施瑯扚起瘦頭陀，將佢後腰放喺船頭嘅鏈墩上便，個頭一低，口裏便嘅海水流得更加快嘞。
+
+107
+00:12:27,216 --> 00:12:33,501
+過咗一陣，瘦頭陀突然一彈而起，鬧咗一聲：死人頭你嘩！
+
+108
+00:12:34,208 --> 00:12:36,609
+跌翻落嚟嘅時候，坐喺船頭。
+
+109
+00:12:37,174 --> 00:12:40,736
+眾官兵嚇咗一跳，跟住就哈哈大笑。
+
+110
+00:12:42,054 --> 00:12:49,325
+瘦頭陀雙手出力一擢，但係牛皮索浸濕咗水就更加堅韌，邊度擢得斷呢？
+
+111
+00:12:49,849 --> 00:12:53,619
+佢擰擰頭，雙眼迷迷濛濛佢問：
+
+112
+00:12:54,326 --> 00:12:58,737
+喂，呢度係龍宮吖，定係陰間啊？
+
+113
+00:12:59,844 --> 00:13:04,778
+韋小寶笑住話：呢度係龍宮，我就係海龍王。
+
+114
+00:13:05,298 --> 00:13:07,096
+眾官兵又試笑起上嚟。
+
+115
+00:13:08,358 --> 00:13:11,954
+瘦頭陀擘大雙蒙豬眼，睇實韋小寶，佢話：
+
+116
+00:13:12,791 --> 00:13:16,713
+你，你，誒，點解喺呢處嘅？
+
+117
+00:13:17,772 --> 00:13:20,431
+韋小寶怕佢洩漏自己嘅隱私就話：
+
+118
+00:13:21,177 --> 00:13:27,301
+呢個嘢奇形怪狀，講唔定知道神龍島個底細啊，快啲提到我個艙裏便審問。
+
+119
+00:13:28,024 --> 00:13:31,346
+兩名親兵將瘦頭陀提入韋小寶嘅坐艙。
+
+120
+00:13:32,203 --> 00:13:37,872
+韋小寶話：你哋喺外邊侍候，唔聽見我叫你哋就唔使入嚟嘞。
+
+121
+00:13:38,766 --> 00:13:42,519
+等到親兵閂埋艙門喇，韋小寶就問佢：
+
+122
+00:13:43,514 --> 00:13:49,940
+瘦頭陀，你武功好高㗎，點解會畀人綁住掉咗落大海啊？
+
+123
+00:13:50,639 --> 00:13:57,002
+瘦頭陀話：老子又唔係武功天下第一，點解唔會畀人哋綁住掉入海啊？
+
+124
+00:13:57,788 --> 00:14:01,448
+嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿，你打唔過教主呢？
+
+125
+00:14:01,875 --> 00:14:05,996
+噉有咩好笑啊？有邊個能夠打得過教主唧？
+
+126
+00:14:07,409 --> 00:14:08,829
+你點解得罪教主啊？
+
+127
+00:14:09,580 --> 00:14:12,223
+邊個敢得罪教主佢老人家噃？
+
+128
+00:14:12,765 --> 00:14:22,358
+夫人話毛東珠喺皇宮裏便辦事不力，欺瞞教主，要將佢送入神龍窟餵龍，我，我，我。
+
+129
+00:14:23,416 --> 00:14:35,373
+韋小寶明白嘞，嗰晚喺慈寧宮裏便，假太后對佢師父九難講，佢係明朝大將毛咩龍嘅女，叫做毛東珠，就笑住話：
+
+130
+00:14:36,260 --> 00:14:41,177
+你喺皇宮裏便同毛東珠瞓埋一床，好快活噃。
+
+131
+00:14:42,203 --> 00:14:45,438
+瘦頭陀好得意噉話：係定啦。
+
+132
+00:14:46,621 --> 00:14:49,183
+你呢條命係我救嘅，係唔係啊？
+
+133
+00:14:50,250 --> 00:14:51,492
+就算係啦。
+
+134
+00:14:51,919 --> 00:14:53,176
+咩嘢算唔算唧？
+
+135
+00:14:53,830 --> 00:14:57,493
+你如果話我冇救翻你條命，噉亦好容易嘅啫。
+
+136
+00:14:58,200 --> 00:14:59,339
+點樣容易啊？
+
+137
+00:15:00,441 --> 00:15:04,344
+我再將你推翻落海，噉就算冇救過你條命噉咪得囉。
+
+138
+00:15:04,691 --> 00:15:11,064
+唔好啊，唔好啊，你浸死我唔緊要啊，我個東珠妹妹，就冇命㗎喇。
+
+139
+00:15:11,949 --> 00:15:15,303
+佢冇命咪冇命囉，橫掂你都死咗㗎喇。
+
+140
+00:15:15,375 --> 00:15:17,035
+誒唔好啊，唔好啊。
+
+141
+00:15:18,179 --> 00:15:20,067
+如果我放咗你你又點啊？
+
+142
+00:15:20,684 --> 00:15:25,628
+噉我多謝你啦，我仲要再上神龍島，去救我阿東珠妹妹㗎。
+
+143
+00:15:26,357 --> 00:15:29,004
+吖你真係有情有義噃。
+
+144
+00:15:29,622 --> 00:15:37,578
+韋小寶諗：皇上要捉老舉乸，我都唔知幾擔憂啊冇地方搵到佢。
+
+145
+00:15:37,871 --> 00:15:43,840
+嗯啱喇，而家跟住呢個矮肥佬，老舉乸一定可以搵得到嘅。
+
+146
+00:15:44,931 --> 00:15:51,277
+但係呢個人武功高強，一放咗佢，噉就係放虎容易捉虎難嘞。
+
+147
+00:15:51,730 --> 00:15:54,790
+哼，講唔定一下喎嗬，反咬我一啖添。
+
+148
+00:15:55,754 --> 00:16:03,350
+瘦頭陀話：好彩神龍島而家打到天翻地覆，再救人啊就方便得多喇。
+
+149
+00:16:04,293 --> 00:16:07,578
+韋小寶一聽精神為之一振啊，連忙問：
+
+150
+00:16:08,367 --> 00:16:11,125
+神龍島上面點解打到天翻地覆啊？
+
+151
+00:16:12,330 --> 00:16:16,903
+五龍門你打我我打你，已經打咗十幾日喇。
+
+152
+00:16:17,260 --> 00:16:22,038
+邊個畀邊個捉到啊，就綁住手腳，掉落大海餵海龍。
+
+153
+00:16:22,993 --> 00:16:24,451
+為咩事打起上嚟嘅啫？
+
+154
+00:16:25,708 --> 00:16:29,812
+瘦頭陀打側個頭，打斜眼睇住韋小寶佢話：
+
+155
+00:16:30,760 --> 00:16:37,870
+東珠妹妹講，你係本教白龍使，執掌五龍令嘅，點會唔知道㗎你？
+
+156
+00:16:39,041 --> 00:16:44,348
+我奉咗教主嘅命令，去中原辦事吖嘛，島上嘅事情就唔清楚嘞。
+
+157
+00:16:45,390 --> 00:16:48,086
+瘦頭陀突然間大聲怪叫。
+
+158
+00:16:48,579 --> 00:16:50,822
+韋小寶嚇咗一跳啊退開兩步。
+
+159
+00:16:51,781 --> 00:16:59,246
+門外便嗰四名親兵聽到怪叫，怕呢個矮肥佬傷咗都統大人，手執佩刀一齊衝入嚟。
+
+160
+00:17:00,001 --> 00:17:04,308
+噉啊見到矮肥佬手腳被綁，坐喺地下，噉先至放心。
+
+161
+00:17:05,081 --> 00:17:09,276
+韋小寶揮一揮手話：你哋出翻去啦，冇事。
+
+162
+00:17:09,949 --> 00:17:11,563
+四個親兵啊退翻出去。
+
+163
+00:17:12,691 --> 00:17:15,737
+韋小寶話：你怪叫咩啊你？
+
+164
+00:17:16,521 --> 00:17:23,791
+瘦頭陀話：弊喇，你係教主同夫人嘅心腹，我啊乜嘢事都同你講咗喇。
+
+165
+00:17:24,989 --> 00:17:35,210
+噉亦有咩弊唧？嗱，你就當我冇救起你，你仲喺大海嚟，飄啊飄啊，咕嚕咕嚕咕嚕猛飲海水咪得囉。
+
+166
+00:17:35,872 --> 00:17:40,556
+死人頭吖，啲海水啊，好鹹㗎唔好飲㗎。
+
+167
+00:17:41,360 --> 00:17:47,215
+你唔想飲鹹水，就老老實實講我聽，五龍門為咩事自己打起上嚟？
+
+168
+00:17:48,784 --> 00:17:54,184
+我同東珠妹妹返到神龍島嘅時候，佢哋已經打咗好幾日喇。
+
+169
+00:17:54,699 --> 00:18:03,126
+我一問人，原來青龍使許雪亭，有一晚忽然間畀人殺死咗，佢房間地下有一把血刀。
+
+170
+00:18:03,699 --> 00:18:10,097
+收尾查到，呢把血刀啊，係赤龍使無根道人嘅大弟子何盛嘅。
+
+171
+00:18:11,226 --> 00:18:16,764
+韋小寶聽到許雪亭畀人哋殺死，微微一驚，佢即時就諗：
+
+172
+00:18:17,773 --> 00:18:19,932
+多數係洪教主派人殺嘅。
+
+173
+00:18:21,240 --> 00:18:30,796
+瘦頭陀又話：教主好嬲啊，問何盛為咩事要暗殺青龍使，何盛啊死都唔認，話冇殺青龍使。
+
+174
+00:18:31,512 --> 00:18:36,663
+收尾青龍門嘅門下，為掌門使報仇，就殺咗何盛。
+
+175
+00:18:37,332 --> 00:18:40,143
+噉赤龍門同青龍門就打起上嚟喇。
+
+176
+00:18:41,542 --> 00:18:47,266
+噉淨係赤龍同青龍兩門嘅事啫，點解你話五龍門打到一塌糊塗呢？
+
+177
+00:18:48,388 --> 00:18:57,989
+我都唔知點解啊，黑龍門又幫青龍門，黃龍門又幫赤龍門，噉你殺我我殺你，打到不亦樂乎啊。
+
+178
+00:18:59,072 --> 00:19:00,329
+噉我個白龍門呢？
+
+179
+00:19:01,700 --> 00:19:05,948
+你係白龍使，點解自己門裏便嘅事都會唔知嘅呢？
+
+180
+00:19:06,900 --> 00:19:10,630
+我唔係同你講過囉，我唔喺島上梗係唔知吖嘛。
+
+181
+00:19:11,758 --> 00:19:20,219
+你門下分成為兩派，老兄弟一派，幫青龍門，少年弟子又一派，幫赤龍門。
+
+182
+00:19:21,872 --> 00:19:25,907
+五龍門打群架，噉教主唔通唔理咩？
+
+183
+00:19:26,899 --> 00:19:30,599
+大家都打到㷫晒，教主都鎮壓唔了咯。
+
+184
+00:19:31,490 --> 00:19:38,868
+正話講到呢處，只覺得隻船已經停駛嘞，拋錨入海，原來已經到咗通食島。
+
+185
+00:19:40,182 --> 00:19:49,024
+韋小寶行到船頭，只見島上樹木茂盛，山丘起伏，地方睇嚟都唔錯嘅，就對施瑯話：
+
+186
+00:19:50,017 --> 00:19:55,760
+神龍島啊到處都係毒蛇，你派人上去探下先，睇下通食島有冇蛇啦。
+
+187
+00:19:56,381 --> 00:20:01,520
+施瑯接咗命令，就派咗十隻小艇，扒去島上面睇下。
+
+188
+00:20:02,498 --> 00:20:05,593
+噉班水兵啊登陸之後，入去樹林搜索。
+
+189
+00:20:06,203 --> 00:20:13,118
+冇幾耐就點起火把，即係話，島上平靜無事，並冇敵人蹤跡，亦冇毒蛇。
+
+190
+00:20:14,081 --> 00:20:17,850
+噉先鋒隊登陸喇，搭起中軍營帳。
+
+191
+00:20:18,817 --> 00:20:24,118
+一面繡住斗大韋字嘅帥旗，喺中軍帳前高高升起。
+
+192
+00:20:24,951 --> 00:20:28,014
+搞掂晒喇，韋小寶先至落艇。
+
+193
+00:20:28,650 --> 00:20:32,946
+施瑯同黃總兵啊左右護衞，登陸通食島。
+
+194
+00:20:33,751 --> 00:20:40,041
+咪吹響號角，燒起炮仗，眾軍士躬身行禮，啊都幾熱鬧啊。
+
+195
+00:20:41,343 --> 00:20:50,427
+韋小寶昂昂然行入中軍帳坐落，吩咐親兵將瘦頭陀韞喺營後便，攞啲酒肉畀佢食。
+
+196
+00:20:51,063 --> 00:20:58,227
+但係就唔好解佢手腳上嘅牛皮索，仲要再加上幾條鐵鏈綁住以策萬全。
+
+197
+00:20:59,033 --> 00:21:01,076
+跟住呢，傳下將令：
+
+198
+00:21:01,797 --> 00:21:08,927
+命令施瑯率領三十組戰船，分別喺神龍島東、北、南三面進攻。
+
+199
+00:21:09,656 --> 00:21:18,424
+又命令黃總兵率領其餘戰船，埋伏喺通食島西側，一聽施瑯發出號炮，就駛出嚟攔截。
+
+200
+00:21:18,682 --> 00:21:29,262
+噉啊邊一艘戰船喺前便，邊一艘戰船接應，邊隊衝鋒邊隊側擊，冚𠾴唥都分派得井井有條指示周詳啊。
+
+201
+00:21:30,290 --> 00:21:48,704
+黃總兵及水師營裏便嘅副將、參將、守備，驍騎營嘅參領、佐領等大小軍官，見到都統大人小小年紀，居然咁熟悉水戰策略，計謀精妙指揮合宜，個個都深為歎服。
+
+202
+00:21:49,486 --> 00:21:59,543
+點知呢啲冚𠾴唥都係出於施瑯嘅策劃，呢位都統大人啊，只不過喺台前依樣畫葫蘆，唱一齣雙簧而已唧。
+
+203
+00:21:59,738 --> 00:22:04,033
+嗱各位，欲知後事如何，且聽下回分解。

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+1
+00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,351
+前文再續啊書接上一回啊。
+
+2
+00:00:04,142 --> 00:00:08,460
+話說韋小寶啊按照施瑯嘅策劃，分派任務。
+
+3
+00:00:09,293 --> 00:00:12,910
+噉當日，眾軍士食飽戰飯。
+
+4
+00:00:13,603 --> 00:00:21,119
+傍晚時分，一艘艘戰船駛出去，噉啊約定第二朝早卯時啊，就三面進攻嘞。
+
+5
+00:00:22,181 --> 00:00:25,282
+卯時即係，朝早五點到七點。
+
+6
+00:00:26,624 --> 00:00:30,613
+到咗第二日朝早，韋小寶登上瞭望台。
+
+7
+00:00:31,522 --> 00:00:40,198
+呢個台係軍士趕搭㗎喇，向東面瞭望，隱約聽見遠處炮響，火花閃動。
+
+8
+00:00:40,887 --> 00:00:50,981
+海面上，捲起一團團嘅濃煙，咪知道施瑯呢，喺度發炮進攻，不由得擔心方怡嘅安全嘞。
+
+9
+00:00:51,887 --> 00:01:03,014
+但係想到施瑯做事謹慎，自己呢又再三再四叮囑，唔好殺傷島上嘅女子，噉啊估計佢呢，必定加以小心嘅。
+
+10
+00:01:04,272 --> 00:01:11,303
+佢喺瞭望台上面企咗一陣，攰嘞，就返去中軍帳，攞出六粒骰仔，噉佢諗：
+
+11
+00:01:12,192 --> 00:01:16,581
+呢一次如果大獲全勝呢，就擲個滿堂紅。
+
+12
+00:01:17,070 --> 00:01:22,907
+一擲，哈，誰知冚𠾴唥都係黑色，連一粒紅色嘅都冇。
+
+13
+00:01:23,649 --> 00:01:26,267
+豈有此理，你都同我搗亂？
+
+14
+00:01:26,929 --> 00:01:33,742
+就使作弊手法，將六粒骰仔都係三點嘅朝上，用手力輕輕一轉。
+
+15
+00:01:34,467 --> 00:01:40,414
+呢次啊果然有五粒骰仔呢係紅色嘅四點，不過仲係有一粒黑色嘅五點。
+
+16
+00:01:40,980 --> 00:01:45,812
+佢明知係自己作弊，唔算好手氣啊，不過噉亦高興咗啲。
+
+17
+00:01:46,959 --> 00:01:50,852
+雙兒斟咗一杯茶嚟，畀韋小寶飲，佢話：
+
+18
+00:01:51,199 --> 00:01:56,826
+相公，你唔使擔心嘅，呢一次啊，一定打個大勝仗嘅。
+
+19
+00:01:57,721 --> 00:01:58,660
+你點知道啊？
+
+20
+00:01:59,578 --> 00:02:03,432
+我哋咁多大炮開起嚟，人哋點頂得住吖？
+
+21
+00:02:04,531 --> 00:02:07,727
+噉韋小寶同雙兒傾偈打發時候。
+
+22
+00:02:08,724 --> 00:02:18,312
+忽然聽見號炮連響，跟住號角呢又嗚嗚聲咁吹，韋小寶嗱嗱聲走出中軍帳，上咗瞭望台。
+
+23
+00:02:19,104 --> 00:02:32,682
+只見遠處神龍島上升起三條大火柱，直衝雲霄，全島都畀黑煙籠罩住，估計神龍島呢，已經畀大炮轟成一片焦土嘞。
+
+24
+00:02:33,460 --> 00:02:41,482
+又見一隻隻戰船向東便駛去，不過海上戰船來往呢就極之緩慢㗎。
+
+25
+00:02:42,242 --> 00:02:48,045
+佢喺瞭望台上面企咗好耐，亦唔見到神龍島上有船隻逃跑出嚟；
+
+26
+00:02:48,641 --> 00:02:55,811
+更見唔到施瑯同黃總兵點樣東西夾擊，於是又返去中軍帳休息嘞。
+
+27
+00:02:56,800 --> 00:03:05,628
+等咗兩個幾時辰，親兵嚟報告話，先頭見到煙花信號嘞，兩路戰船，都向都統大人報捷噉。
+
+28
+00:03:06,117 --> 00:03:07,877
+韋小寶好歡喜。
+
+29
+00:03:08,663 --> 00:03:15,130
+佢只係望方怡平安無事，頭髮都冇畀炮火燒燶一條就更加好喇。
+
+30
+00:03:16,169 --> 00:03:27,008
+又過咗個幾時辰，就快挨晚嘞，親兵嚟報告，話有幾隻小船啊押咗俘虜，正在駛緊嚟通食島。
+
+31
+00:03:27,800 --> 00:03:35,247
+韋小寶好歡喜喇好似滾水淥腳噉就走到海邊，果然見到五隻船仔啊駛過嚟。
+
+32
+00:03:36,060 --> 00:03:39,639
+韋小寶叫親兵問隻船仔，捉到啲咩人啊噉。
+
+33
+00:03:40,155 --> 00:03:45,697
+小船上面有人應話：呢一批都係女人，男人啊喺後便。
+
+34
+00:03:46,343 --> 00:03:51,544
+韋小寶好歡喜啊：施瑯辦事果然妥當啊。
+
+35
+00:03:52,235 --> 00:03:56,131
+噉就睩大雙眼猛咁望，希望見到方怡咯噃。
+
+36
+00:03:57,250 --> 00:03:59,981
+當然最好仲能夠活捉到老舉乸。
+
+37
+00:04:00,850 --> 00:04:10,389
+如果再將嗰個千嬌百媚嘅洪夫人捉到，嘩喺船上每日睇多佢幾眼，噉就更加妙不可言咯。
+
+38
+00:04:11,404 --> 00:04:20,630
+等咗好耐下，五隻小船先至靠岸，驍騎營官兵大聲噉呼喝，押咗二百幾名女子上嚟。
+
+39
+00:04:21,634 --> 00:04:33,017
+韋小寶一個一個噉睇，只見都係赤龍門下嘅少女，人人垂頭喪氣，有啲係衣衫破爛，有啲身上帶傷。
+
+40
+00:04:33,578 --> 00:04:37,425
+一直睇睇到最後一個，始終唔見方怡。
+
+41
+00:04:38,224 --> 00:04:42,128
+韋小寶好失望啦，就問：仲有女仔冇啊？
+
+42
+00:04:42,782 --> 00:04:46,858
+一名佐領話：啟稟都統大人，後便仲有啊。
+
+43
+00:04:47,448 --> 00:04:53,724
+而家有三隊人馬，喺島上搜索，就係毒蛇太多喇，搜索起嚟就慢咗啲。
+
+44
+00:04:55,100 --> 00:04:57,923
+嗰個神龍教嘅教主有冇捉到啊？
+
+45
+00:04:58,550 --> 00:04:59,928
+呢場仗係點樣打���？
+
+46
+00:05:01,130 --> 00:05:07,799
+啟稟都統大人，今朝一早，三十隻戰船就逼近岸邊，一齊發炮嘞。
+
+47
+00:05:08,499 --> 00:05:14,382
+大家遵從大人嘅吩咐，發三炮，停一停，打嘅只係島上嘅空地。
+
+48
+00:05:15,422 --> 00:05:19,104
+等到島上有人出嚟抵抗喇，就排炮轟出去。
+
+49
+00:05:19,563 --> 00:05:27,375
+都統大人真係料事如神啊，用呢個法子只係轟咗三次唧，就轟死咗教匪四五百人嘞。
+
+50
+00:05:27,882 --> 00:05:36,524
+噉收尾，有一大隊少年，唔怕死噉猛咁衝鋒，仲大叫話咩嘢，洪教主百戰百勝，壽比南山。
+
+51
+00:05:36,911 --> 00:05:43,694
+錯喇，錯喇，洪教主永享仙福，壽與天齊。
+
+52
+00:05:44,324 --> 00:05:45,432
+吖，係，係。
+
+53
+00:05:45,735 --> 00:05:52,520
+誒都統大人原來對教匪早就瞭如指掌嘞，唔怪得大軍一出，勢如破竹啦。
+
+54
+00:05:52,831 --> 00:05:57,184
+教匪叫嘅，的確係壽與天齊啊，誒卑職講錯咗咯。
+
+55
+00:05:57,971 --> 00:05:59,034
+收尾點啊？
+
+56
+00:05:59,882 --> 00:06:08,257
+呢班少年呢，好似發咗癲噉噃，衝到海邊，上咗小船，想上我哋大船嚟搶啲大炮。
+
+57
+00:06:08,639 --> 00:06:19,573
+我哋都唔理佢，等佢哋幾十隻船仔駛到海中間嘅時候，噉先至發炮，景轟景轟，三十幾隻小船呀，一齊沉晒。
+
+58
+00:06:19,804 --> 00:06:23,856
+三千幾名少年教匪，個個都葬身大海啊。
+
+59
+00:06:24,434 --> 00:06:29,717
+呢啲賊仔臨死嘅時候，仲喺處大叫洪教主壽與天齊噉啊。
+
+60
+00:06:30,711 --> 00:06:35,021
+韋小寶個心諗：你都嚟謊報軍情喇吓。
+
+61
+00:06:35,847 --> 00:06:42,383
+神龍教嘅少年，最多亦不過八九百人啫，邊度有三千幾名咁多㗎？
+
+62
+00:06:42,979 --> 00:06:50,020
+好在殺敵越多，功勞就越大，就算報佢四千五千，又有咩緊要吖？
+
+63
+00:06:50,978 --> 00:06:58,559
+嗰個佐領話：噉清除咗少年教匪之後呢，就有一大群人走到去島嘅西面，上船逃走嘞。
+
+64
+00:06:59,212 --> 00:07:03,649
+我哋各戰船遵照都統大人嘅計策，隨後追住去。
+
+65
+00:07:04,146 --> 00:07:09,684
+卑職呢帶隊上島搜索，男嘅女嘅，總共已經捉到三四百人。
+
+66
+00:07:09,974 --> 00:07:16,399
+施大人吩咐，先將呢一批女教匪送嚟通食島，等都統大人盤查啊。
+
+67
+00:07:17,750 --> 00:07:19,441
+韋小寶點咗點頭。
+
+68
+00:07:20,489 --> 00:07:26,490
+呢一仗雖然係打勝嘞，但係見唔到方怡，總之係極之唔放心。
+
+69
+00:07:27,321 --> 00:07:30,333
+唔知轟炮個時候會唔會轟死咗佢呢？
+
+70
+00:07:30,996 --> 00:07:31,362
+唔得。
+
+71
+00:07:32,069 --> 00:07:34,764
+韋小寶擰轉身，再去睇嗰批女子。
+
+72
+00:07:35,372 --> 00:07:39,510
+突然之間，見到一個面口圓圓嘅少女。
+
+73
+00:07:40,321 --> 00:07:49,175
+佢當堂想起嘞，嗰日教主召集大家聚會，呢個少女曾經話自己係肥頭陀嘅私生子。
+
+74
+00:07:50,092 --> 00:07:53,807
+又喺自己塊面呢搣咗一下，踢咗一腳𦣇柚。
+
+75
+00:07:54,862 --> 00:07:58,413
+一想起呢件事，佢又想惡作劇咯喎。
+
+76
+00:07:59,835 --> 00:08:10,592
+佢行到個少女面前，出力噉喺佢塊面處搣咗一下，嗰個姑娘尖聲大叫鬧佢話：哎吖，狗賊，你，你。
+
+77
+00:08:11,491 --> 00:08:16,556
+韋小寶笑騎騎噉話：阿媽，你唔記得你嘅仔喇？
+
+78
+00:08:17,624 --> 00:08:23,844
+嗰個姑娘好奇怪，擘大雙眼望實佢，噉啊依稀覺得有啲面善喇。
+
+79
+00:08:24,710 --> 00:08:29,502
+但係點都想唔起呢個清兵大官，就係本教嘅白龍使。
+
+80
+00:08:30,432 --> 00:08:33,614
+韋小寶問：你叫做咩名啊？
+
+81
+00:08:34,488 --> 00:08:39,980
+嗰個姑娘話：快啲殺咗我啦，你想問我啲嘢啊我一句都唔回答。
+
+82
+00:08:40,881 --> 00:08:44,360
+好啊，你唔回答吖嘛？嚟人啊。
+
+83
+00:08:45,067 --> 00:08:47,278
+幾十名親兵一齊應：喳。
+
+84
+00:08:48,091 --> 00:08:55,441
+將呢個妹釘帶落去，全身嘅衣服同佢剝到乾乾淨淨，打佢一百板𦣇柚。
+
+85
+00:08:56,228 --> 00:09:00,386
+眾親兵又試嗌一聲：喳！行前就要拖佢嘞。
+
+86
+00:09:01,191 --> 00:09:06,359
+嗰個少女啊嚇到面無人色，連忙話：唔好啊，我講喇，我講喇。
+
+87
+00:09:07,280 --> 00:09:14,366
+韋小寶一揮手，叫啲親兵唔好拖佢，微微笑話：噉你叫做咩嘢名吖？
+
+88
+00:09:15,046 --> 00:09:19,538
+嗰個少女啊驚到乜嘢噉，到而家先至流出眼淚，佢話：
+
+89
+00:09:19,910 --> 00:09:23,741
+我，我叫做，雲素梅。
+
+90
+00:09:24,582 --> 00:09:26,828
+你係唔係赤龍門門下㗎？
+
+91
+00:09:28,001 --> 00:09:28,652
+係。
+
+92
+00:09:30,212 --> 00:09:36,748
+你哋赤龍門有個方怡方姑娘，收尾啊調咗去白龍門嘅，你識唔識佢啊？
+
+93
+00:09:37,454 --> 00:09:37,913
+識。
+
+94
+00:09:38,930 --> 00:09:42,859
+佢去咗白龍門之後，已經升咗做小隊長喇。
+
+95
+00:09:43,778 --> 00:09:48,019
+好啊，升咗官喇？佢喺邊處啊而家？
+
+96
+00:09:49,012 --> 00:09:57,760
+今日上午，你哋，你哋開炮個時候，我仲見過方姐姐嘅，收尾，收尾一亂就冇見到佢咯。
+
+97
+00:09:58,740 --> 00:10:04,722
+韋小寶聽講方怡今日仲喺島上便，就稍為放心啲，佢嘅心諗：
+
+98
+00:10:05,991 --> 00:10:13,483
+嗰日你喺我𦣇柚踢咗一腳，哼呢一腳啊，今日你個私生子就要踢翻你喇。
+
+99
+00:10:13,838 --> 00:10:20,068
+行到佢後便，提起隻腳，正話要踢佢嘅時候，帳外親兵報告話：
+
+100
+00:10:20,477 --> 00:10:24,380
+啟稟都統大人，又捉咗一批俘虜返嚟啊。
+
+101
+00:10:25,131 --> 00:10:33,183
+韋小寶個心一歡喜，呢一腳呢就唔踢喇，嗱嗱聲趯到海邊，噉啊見到有隻小戰船嚟緊。
+
+102
+00:10:33,783 --> 00:10:38,679
+又過咗一陣，韋小寶睇清楚船頭有幾個女子企響處。
+
+103
+00:10:39,499 --> 00:10:46,922
+其中有個人呢依稀就係方怡，佢歡喜到乜嘢噉，飛奔落海灘，啲海上一直浸到佢腳坳。
+
+104
+00:10:48,112 --> 00:10:57,162
+嗰隻戰船又駛近咗幾丈，果然呢個女子就係方怡嘩歡喜到佢啊，真係非同小可啊大叫話：
+
+105
+00:10:57,509 --> 00:10:59,334
+快啲快啲，快啲駛過嚟。
+
+106
+00:11:00,304 --> 00:11:06,704
+忽然間，嗰隻戰船搖咗幾搖，打咗個轉，船上幾名水手大叫起嚟：
+
+107
+00:11:07,015 --> 00:11:10,136
+哎呀弊喇，撞到淺灘喇，擱淺喇。
+
+108
+00:11:11,157 --> 00:11:17,750
+只聽見方怡喺度叫：小寶，小寶啊，係唔係你啊？
+
+109
+00:11:18,928 --> 00:11:28,235
+韋小寶呢個時候仲邊度顧得咩都統大人嘅身份啦，就高聲大叫：好姐姐，係我啊，小寶喺呢度啊！
+
+110
+00:11:28,832 --> 00:11:37,835
+方怡話：小寶，你快啲嚟救我啦，佢哋綁住我啊，小寶，小寶啊，你快啲嚟啦。
+
+111
+00:11:38,507 --> 00:11:40,724
+你唔使擔心㗎，我嚟救你。
+
+112
+00:11:41,231 --> 00:11:47,553
+韋小寶即係跳上一隻傳遞軍情嘅小艇，吩咐水手話：快啲扒，快啲扒過去。
+
+113
+00:11:48,300 --> 00:11:52,307
+噉小艇上面嗰四名水手攞起漿，就猛咁扒喇。
+
+114
+00:11:53,113 --> 00:12:02,856
+忽然間，岸上有個人飛身一跳，上咗小艇，佢係雙兒啊，佢話：相公，我同你過去睇下啦。
+
+115
+00:12:03,750 --> 00:12:09,048
+韋小寶心花怒放就話：雙兒啊，你估嗰個人係邊個吖嗱？
+
+116
+00:12:09,838 --> 00:12:15,220
+我知道，你話係你嘅少奶吖嘛，嗰日我都叫過少奶喇。
+
+117
+00:12:15,847 --> 00:12:19,824
+不過，不過呢位少奶唔肯應我唧。
+
+118
+00:12:20,442 --> 00:12:25,816
+嘿佢嗰時候怕醜啫嘛，嗱呢次你再叫啦，我非要佢應你不可。
+
+119
+00:12:26,620 --> 00:12:31,697
+嗰隻戰船仍然喺度慢慢噉打轉，小艇啊迅速扒埋去。
+
+120
+00:12:32,248 --> 00:12:35,715
+方怡話：小寶啊，真係你啊？
+
+121
+00:12:36,612 --> 00:12:38,702
+聽佢把聲都唔知幾歡喜。
+
+122
+00:12:39,067 --> 00:12:41,090
+韋小寶話：係我啊。
+
+123
+00:12:41,699 --> 00:12:45,522
+就喝佢身邊嘅軍官話：快啲同呢位姑娘鬆綁。
+
+124
+00:12:46,284 --> 00:12:49,568
+個軍官應咗，就解開方怡手上嘅繩索。
+
+125
+00:12:50,288 --> 00:12:53,694
+方怡張開手臂，等候韋小寶過去嘞。
+
+126
+00:12:54,710 --> 00:13:00,121
+兩隻船靠近喇，戰船上嘅軍官話：都統大人小心啊。
+
+127
+00:13:00,828 --> 00:13:04,664
+韋小寶企起身，嗰個軍官伸手掹佢上去。
+
+128
+00:13:05,441 --> 00:13:09,390
+韋小寶一上船頭，就撲埋方怡嘅懷抱佢話：
+
+129
+00:13:09,990 --> 00:13:13,164
+好姐姐，我想你啊真係想到我死啊。
+
+130
+00:13:13,511 --> 00:13:15,883
+講完兩個人緊緊噉擁抱。
+
+131
+00:13:16,904 --> 00:13:19,454
+突然間，隻船逳喇。
+
+132
+00:13:20,001 --> 00:13:24,844
+韋小寶都唔得閒諗啊，只係抱住方怡，就想去吻佢個嘴。
+
+133
+00:13:25,874 --> 00:13:29,461
+忽然覺得後頸一緊，畀人哋一手揦實。
+
+134
+00:13:30,242 --> 00:13:35,311
+一個嬌媚異常嘅聲音話：白龍使，你好吖嘛？
+
+135
+00:13:36,063 --> 00:13:41,167
+呢次你帶人攻破神龍島，功勞好大噃。
+
+136
+00:13:42,018 --> 00:13:49,333
+韋小寶一聽見係洪夫人把聲，嚇到佢魂飛天外，知道大事不妙喇，就出力掙扎。
+
+137
+00:13:50,058 --> 00:13:56,917
+點知畀方怡抱住逳都唔逳得，跟住條腰一痛，已經畀人點住穴道嘞。
+
+138
+00:13:57,781 --> 00:14:02,961
+呢個變故突然而來，韋小寶一時之間啊好似發夢噉。
+
+139
+00:14:03,750 --> 00:14:09,119
+佢個心裏便只有一個念頭：弊喇弊喇弊喇，方怡呢個衰女又呃咗我。
+
+140
+00:14:10,091 --> 00:14:15,310
+就擘大喉嚨大叫：嚟人喇，嚟人喇，快啲救我啊！
+
+141
+00:14:16,418 --> 00:14:20,080
+方怡啊輕輕放翻開佢，企埋一便。
+
+142
+00:14:21,024 --> 00:14:24,801
+韋小寶穴道被點，企唔穩嘞，嘣敢坐低。
+
+143
+00:14:25,486 --> 00:14:35,417
+只見隻戰船扯咗風帆，正在向北方飛快噉駛過去，自己坐嚟嗰隻小艇呢，已經喺十幾丈之外嘞。
+
+144
+00:14:36,142 --> 00:14:40,791
+隱約聽見岸上官兵，喺度大聲呼叫喝問。
+
+145
+00:14:42,434 --> 00:14:43,823
+佢喺個心處禱告：
+
+146
+00:14:44,641 --> 00:14:50,906
+天公菩薩保佑啊，施瑯同黃總兵，快啲派船攔截，誒不過千祈唔好開炮啊。
+
+147
+00:14:52,081 --> 00:14:58,203
+噉啊聽見通食島上眾官兵嘅呼叫聲漸漸遠嘞，終於聽唔到嘞。
+
+148
+00:14:59,052 --> 00:15:04,262
+放眼四望大海茫茫，竟然一隻船都唔見。
+
+149
+00:15:05,502 --> 00:15:14,506
+佢所統帶嘅戰船雖然係好多，但係都派咗去攻打神龍島，有啲就喺通食島同神龍島之間攔截。
+
+150
+00:15:14,799 --> 00:15:22,577
+咪講話呢個時候唔知道主帥已經嘅被俘啦，就算知道咗，海上相隔幾十里咁遠，又點追得到呢？
+
+151
+00:15:23,653 --> 00:15:31,494
+韋小寶坐喺艙板上便，慢慢擔高頭，見到幾名驍騎營軍官對住佢冷笑噃。
+
+152
+00:15:32,511 --> 00:15:41,579
+佢定一定神，噉先至睇清楚，原來一個係瘦頭陀，一個係陸高軒，一個係肥頭陀。
+
+153
+00:15:42,414 --> 00:15:52,374
+佢唔明白喇：矮冬瓜係綁住喺中軍帳後便嘅，嗯，實係畀陸高軒同肥頭陀救咗佢出嚟定嘞。
+
+154
+00:15:53,326 --> 00:15:57,820
+不過佢哋兩個人，明明喺北京㗎，點解會嚟到呢處嘅呢？
+
+155
+00:15:58,554 --> 00:16:04,364
+再擰轉頭一望，只見秀麗嬌美嘅洪夫人笑吟吟噉望住自己。
+
+156
+00:16:05,631 --> 00:16:08,964
+洪夫人喺韋小寶面珠搣咗一下笑住話：
+
+157
+00:16:09,761 --> 00:16:14,924
+都統大人，你小小年紀不過真係厲害啊。
+
+158
+00:16:15,872 --> 00:16:20,624
+韋小寶話：教主同夫人仙福永享，壽與天齊。
+
+159
+00:16:21,148 --> 00:16:24,394
+屬下呢次辦事唔妥當啊，冇咩功勞唧。
+
+160
+00:16:25,134 --> 00:16:29,606
+好，好妥當啊，冇咩唔妥吖。
+
+161
+00:16:30,197 --> 00:16:42,442
+教主佢老人家非常稱讚你啊，話你帶領清兵，炮轟神龍島，轟到島上嘅樹木房屋融融爛爛，燒到變灰。
+
+162
+00:16:43,249 --> 00:16:50,824
+佢老人家向來料事如神嘅，不過呢次就估錯喇，佢好佩服你啊。
+
+163
+00:16:51,919 --> 00:16:57,934
+韋小寶到咗呢個地步，知道條命喺人哋手上，哀求亦係冇用嘅。
+
+164
+00:16:58,593 --> 00:17:04,031
+眼前只有胡鬧，再隨機應變係嘞，佢就笑住話：
+
+165
+00:17:04,876 --> 00:17:08,344
+教主佢老人家福體安康，我真係想念佢啊。
+
+166
+00:17:08,664 --> 00:17:18,982
+屬下呢一排呢時時都想起夫人，日日都祝禱你越嚟越年輕美貌，等教主佢老人家，陪住你嘅時候呢仙福永享啊。
+
+167
+00:17:19,627 --> 00:17:21,926
+洪夫人咭咭聲咁笑佢話：
+
+168
+00:17:22,712 --> 00:17:30,385
+你呢隻馬騮仔吖，到咗呢個時候仲係唔知死活，仲喺度同我油嘴滑舌。
+
+169
+00:17:31,532 --> 00:17:34,041
+你話我係唔係越嚟越年輕美麗呢？
+
+170
+00:17:35,501 --> 00:17:37,400
+韋小寶歎一口氣佢話：
+
+171
+00:17:38,309 --> 00:17:42,296
+唉，夫人啊，你呃我啊呃得好淒涼啊。
+
+172
+00:17:43,240 --> 00:17:45,110
+我咩嘢事呃你啊？
+
+173
+00:17:46,142 --> 00:17:54,516
+先頭清兵捉咗一批島上嘅姊妹嚟，都係赤龍門嘅年輕姑娘，收尾話，又有一船姐妹嚟喇噉。
+
+174
+00:17:55,040 --> 00:18:00,490
+我就企喺海邊望啦，見到咗夫人，一時認唔出噃，個心就話：
+
+175
+00:18:00,829 --> 00:18:06,133
+嘩，赤龍門幾時新嚟咗個咁年輕貌美嘅姑娘仔啊？
+
+176
+00:18:06,391 --> 00:18:08,417
+係咪教主夫人嘅妹妹啊？
+
+177
+00:18:08,977 --> 00:18:11,443
+呢個靚女啊要快啲過去睇下先。
+
+178
+00:18:11,982 --> 00:18:18,552
+夫人，我心慌意亂，跳上船嚟睇下呢個靚女啦，點知竟然係夫人你自己喎。
+
+179
+00:18:19,380 --> 00:18:23,413
+洪夫人聽到一味咁笑，笑到個身都震埋。
+
+180
+00:18:24,233 --> 00:18:30,291
+佢雖然着住驍騎營軍官嘅服裝，仍然係冚唔住身材嘅風流婀娜。
+
+181
+00:18:31,356 --> 00:18:34,063
+瘦頭陀就唔耐煩喇，喝佢話：
+
+182
+00:18:34,672 --> 00:18:43,698
+你呢個貪戀美色嘅死仔吖，喺夫人面前，都膽敢咁發噏瘋，睇我唔抽你嘅筋，剝你嘅皮吖嗱。
+
+183
+00:18:44,599 --> 00:18:50,300
+韋小寶話：你呢個人啊一嚿飯噉啊，我唔想同你講咁多廢話啊。
+
+184
+00:18:51,200 --> 00:18:54,194
+我點一嚿飯啊？你自己先至一嚿飯啊。
+
+185
+00:18:54,701 --> 00:19:02,206
+我伏喺海上面扮浮屍，你都睇唔出，居��仲將我救上船，打聽神龍島嘅事。
+
+186
+00:19:02,712 --> 00:19:10,696
+我就遵照教主嘅吩咐，同你亂噏一通，你就句句都信以為真嘞，你仲唔係一嚿飯？
+
+187
+00:19:11,992 --> 00:19:14,092
+韋小寶喺個肚處鬧自己嘞：
+
+188
+00:19:14,910 --> 00:19:18,738
+真係一嚿飯噉啊你，韋小寶你嘅嘢啊抵死有餘啊。
+
+189
+00:19:19,356 --> 00:19:25,856
+瘦頭陀內功深湛，要扮浮屍，話咁容易啦你噉都想唔到？
+
+190
+00:19:26,429 --> 00:19:34,064
+仲居然對佢嘅説話深信不疑，以為神龍島上啊真係發生咗內訌，就一切都唔防備嘞。
+
+191
+00:19:35,339 --> 00:19:40,983
+韋小寶話：我中咗教主同夫人嘅計啫嘛，唔係我一嚿飯噉啊。
+
+192
+00:19:41,672 --> 00:19:45,038
+哦，你好叻，你好聰明。
+
+193
+00:19:45,549 --> 00:19:47,041
+我梗係聰明啦。
+
+194
+00:19:47,557 --> 00:19:55,052
+不過我同你講吖，就算係天下最聰明嘅人呢，只要喺教主同夫人手下，就邊個都搵唔到着數嘅。
+
+195
+00:19:55,461 --> 00:20:01,677
+呢啲係教主同夫人神機妙算，算無遺策，勢如破竹，大功告成。
+
+196
+00:20:02,478 --> 00:20:08,376
+佢講到大功告成嘅時候，不禁向洪夫人個櫻桃小嘴望咗一眼。
+
+197
+00:20:09,371 --> 00:20:11,680
+洪夫人又笑咗一笑，佢話：
+
+198
+00:20:12,632 --> 00:20:19,927
+白龍使，你真係高明過瘦頭陀好多，講佢係講唔過你嘅。
+
+199
+00:20:20,621 --> 00:20:22,577
+你點解話佢一嚿飯噉呢？
+
+200
+00:20:23,774 --> 00:20:27,614
+夫人啊，呢個瘦頭陀就已經見過夫人㗎啦。
+
+201
+00:20:28,250 --> 00:20:35,747
+夫人好似仙女噉，所以無論邊個只要見過夫人一眼呢，邊處仲會再去睇第二個女人㗎？
+
+202
+00:20:37,490 --> 00:20:39,319
+我點解話佢好似一嚿飯噉呢？
+
+203
+00:20:39,937 --> 00:20:44,749
+因為我知道啊佢個心念念不忘嘅呢仲掛住第二個女人。
+
+204
+00:20:45,300 --> 00:20:49,547
+瘦頭陀，呢個女人係邊個，要唔要我講出嚟啊？
+
+205
+00:20:50,425 --> 00:20:54,322
+瘦頭陀一聲大哮喝佢話：唔能夠講！
+
+206
+00:20:55,081 --> 00:21:00,712
+韋小寶笑住話：誒嘿唔講咪就唔講，呢，你師弟就比你高明得多呢。
+
+207
+00:21:01,347 --> 00:21:06,980
+佢自從見到夫人之後，就話從今之後，再冇興致睇第二個女子喇。
+
+208
+00:21:07,964 --> 00:21:13,212
+肥頭陀塊面一紅低聲話：亂講，邊有噉嘅事呢？
+
+209
+00:21:14,040 --> 00:21:20,054
+韋小寶話：冇？唔通你見到夫人之後，仲想再去睇第二個女人咩？
+
+210
+00:21:21,012 --> 00:21:30,409
+肥頭陀耷低個頭佢話：老衲係出家人，六根清淨四大皆空，個心裏便，早就冇男女嘅事喇。
+
+211
+00:21:32,130 --> 00:21:40,960
+老和尚念經啊有口無心，你師兄同你一樣，亦係頭陀啫，又點解日日都想住佢個契家婆呢？
+
+212
+00:21:42,149 --> 00:21:44,426
+韋小寶個心啊不停咁思索：
+
+213
+00:21:45,188 --> 00:21:54,650
+我明明吩咐佢同陸先生啊留喺北京等我嘅，點解佢兩個會同埋夫人喺一齊呢真係奇哉怪也喇。
+
+214
+00:21:55,876 --> 00:22:02,346
+肥頭陀就話：師兄還師兄，我還我，兩個人不能一概而論嘅。
+
+215
+00:22:03,627 --> 00:22:05,701
+我睇你哋兩個啊都差唔多個啫。
+
+216
+00:22:06,239 --> 00:22:10,347
+你師兄為人雖然係糊塗，不過呢就老實過你啲。
+
+217
+00:22:10,701 --> 00:22:18,264
+哼，你哋師兄弟兩個人啊，搞𢰸咗教主同夫人嘅大事啊，實在係罪大惡極啊。
+
+218
+00:22:18,935 --> 00:22:25,577
+肥瘦二頭陀一齊話：亂講！我哋點樣搞𢰸咗教主同夫人嘅大事啊？
+
+219
+00:22:26,266 --> 00:22:30,940
+嗱各位，欲知後事如何，且聽下回分解。

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+1
+00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,473
+前文再續啊書接上一回啊。
+
+2
+00:00:04,912 --> 00:00:12,916
+話説韋小寶，話肥瘦二頭陀搞𢰸咗教主同夫人嘅大事，罪大惡極。
+
+3
+00:00:13,826 --> 00:00:20,236
+肥瘦二頭陀即刻話：亂講！我哋點樣搞𢰸咗教主同夫人嘅大事啊？
+
+4
+00:00:21,553 --> 00:00:23,731
+韋小寶冷笑唔回答嘞。
+
+5
+00:00:25,191 --> 00:00:29,862
+佢喺一時之間，亦講唔出一番説話嚟誣賴佢哋兩個。
+
+6
+00:00:30,613 --> 00:00:41,707
+不過預先埋伏一條線索，等到明白肥陸兩個人為咩事由北京嚟到神龍島喇，噉再嚟捏造一啲説話，使到洪夫人疑心。
+
+7
+00:00:43,284 --> 00:01:01,450
+佢捩轉頭望下大海，只見大海茫茫，竟然冇一隻船追嚟，偶然隱約聽見遠遠幾下炮聲，估計係施瑯同黃總兵仲喺度率領戰船，圍殲神龍教嗰啲逃跑嘅船隻。
+
+8
+00:01:03,094 --> 00:01:05,929
+陸高軒見佢雙眼睩嚟睩去就話：
+
+9
+00:01:06,501 --> 00:01:14,669
+夫人，呢個人係本教大罪人，我哋稟告教主，就將佢掉落大海喂海龍罷啦。
+
+10
+00:01:15,482 --> 00:01:18,303
+韋小寶大吃一驚啊佢心諗：
+
+11
+00:01:18,877 --> 00:01:25,376
+我呢個小白龍係假貨咋，假白龍落海啊，就係咁大㗎嘞喂。
+
+12
+00:01:26,468 --> 00:01:30,120
+洪夫人話：教主仲有説話問佢啊。
+
+13
+00:01:30,893 --> 00:01:32,493
+陸高軒話：係。
+
+14
+00:01:33,594 --> 00:01:37,463
+就喺韋小寶背脊推一推話：去參見教主。
+
+15
+00:01:38,823 --> 00:01:46,921
+韋小寶睇咗方怡一眼，只見佢神情木木獨獨，冇釐表情，佢嬲到不得了。
+
+16
+00:01:47,593 --> 00:01:51,509
+佢話：方姑娘，恭喜你喇。
+
+17
+00:01:52,160 --> 00:01:55,270
+方怡話：恭喜我咩嘢啊？
+
+18
+00:01:56,342 --> 00:02:01,366
+你為本教立咗大功吖嘛，教主仲會話唔升你嘅職咩？
+
+19
+00:02:02,037 --> 00:02:04,328
+方怡哼咗一聲，冇答佢。
+
+20
+00:02:04,937 --> 00:02:07,876
+洪夫人話：大家都入嚟啦。
+
+21
+00:02:08,673 --> 00:02:12,097
+陸高軒捉住韋小寶後領，將佢扚入船艙。
+
+22
+00:02:13,430 --> 00:02:17,306
+只見洪教主，赫然坐喺船艙裏便。
+
+23
+00:02:18,203 --> 00:02:23,590
+韋小寶啊雖然畀人捉住，雙腳離地，但係佢搶住話：
+
+24
+00:02:24,097 --> 00:02:30,642
+教主同夫人仙福永享，壽與天齊，屬下白龍使參見教主同夫人。
+
+25
+00:02:31,621 --> 00:02:33,182
+陸高軒將佢放低。
+
+26
+00:02:33,858 --> 00:02:39,962
+方怡等人一齊躬身話：教主仙福永享，壽與天齊。
+
+27
+00:02:41,320 --> 00:02:51,029
+佢哋雖然亦想討好洪夫人，但呢句説話向來講慣咗嘞，畢竟唔願厚起面皮，加埋同夫人三個字。
+
+28
+00:02:52,337 --> 00:02:58,490
+韋小寶見到洪教主雙眼望住船艙外便嘅大海，好似聽唔見噉。
+
+29
+00:02:59,692 --> 00:03:11,636
+又見佢身邊企住四個人，係赤龍使無根道人、黃龍使殷錦、青龍使許雪亭、黑龍使張淡月。
+
+30
+00:03:12,993 --> 00:03:17,280
+韋小寶心念一動，就擰轉頭對瘦頭陀話：
+
+31
+00:03:17,907 --> 00:03:22,355
+你呢個嘢亂咁造謠言，話教主同夫人有難啊噉。
+
+32
+00:03:22,817 --> 00:03:30,603
+噉我就不顧一切趕嚟救駕啦，誰知教主同夫人一啲事都冇，幾位掌門使邊度有造反唧？
+
+33
+00:03:31,756 --> 00:03:37,226
+洪教主冷冰冰噉話：你有咩嘢説話講啊？
+
+34
+00:03:37,746 --> 00:03:48,529
+韋小寶話：屬下奉教主同夫人之命，混入皇宮，得咗兩部經書，收尾去雲南吳三桂平西王府呢，又得咗三部經書啊。
+
+35
+00:03:49,552 --> 00:03:59,154
+洪教主嗰兩道眼眉，輕輕向上一揚，佢問：你得咗五部啊？啲經書呢？
+
+36
+00:03:59,957 --> 00:04:10,289
+喺皇宮得嗰兩部，屬下已經派陸高軒呈上教主同夫人喇，教主同夫人話屬下辦事妥當，叫陸高軒賜咗仙藥啊。
+
+37
+00:04:10,987 --> 00:04:12,443
+洪教主點一點頭。
+
+38
+00:04:13,241 --> 00:04:22,218
+韋小寶又話：雲南得到嗰三部，屬下放喺北京一個非常穩陣嘅地方，叫肥頭陀同陸高軒看住。
+
+39
+00:04:23,454 --> 00:04:27,412
+肥頭陀同陸高軒當堂面色都變晒，連忙話：
+
+40
+00:04:27,472 --> 00:04:33,219
+冇，冇啊，邊有噉嘅事啊？教主你老人家唔好聽佢亂講啊。
+
+41
+00:04:34,220 --> 00:04:45,760
+韋小寶話：經書總共有八部，屬下得到線索，另外嗰三部呢多數都能夠攞到手嘅，我預備攞到之後呢，一齊呈上神龍島。
+
+42
+00:04:46,195 --> 00:04:51,703
+已經得到嗰三部經書，屬下就恐怕畀人哋偷咗去吖，所以就砌喺牆裏便。
+
+43
+00:04:52,241 --> 00:04:55,673
+我吩咐陸高軒同肥頭陀一步都唔好離開㗎嘞。
+
+44
+00:04:56,474 --> 00:05:03,400
+陸高軒、肥頭陀，我叫你哋喺間屋處看住唔好四圍走，點解你兩個人嚟咗呢處啊？
+
+45
+00:05:03,960 --> 00:05:09,556
+如果失咗寶經，誤咗教主同夫人嘅大事，呢個責任邊個擔當啊？
+
+46
+00:05:10,824 --> 00:05:15,077
+肥陸兩個人，你睇我我睇你冇說話講嘞。
+
+47
+00:05:15,912 --> 00:05:18,550
+過咗一陣，陸高軒先至話：
+
+48
+00:05:19,421 --> 00:05:23,410
+你又冇話墻裏便收埋寶經喺處，我哋點知道啊？
+
+49
+00:05:24,055 --> 00:05:33,577
+韋小寶話：教主同夫人吩咐落嚟嘅事，越係機密就越好，多一個人知道就會多一分洩漏嘅危險。
+
+50
+00:05:34,213 --> 00:05:38,150
+我對你哋兩個啊，老實講吖，亦唔係點信得過㗎啫。
+
+51
+00:05:38,890 --> 00:05:45,874
+我每日朝早起身，一定要大聲噉念誦：教主同夫人仙福永享，壽與天齊。
+
+52
+00:05:46,475 --> 00:05:49,841
+每次食飯、每日瞓覺又必定再念一次。
+
+53
+00:05:50,486 --> 00:05:57,698
+不過你兩個人呢離開咗神龍島之後，未曾稱讚過教主一句神通廣大，腰腎魚湯嘅。
+
+54
+00:05:58,751 --> 00:06:04,158
+陸高軒同肥頭陀兩個人塊面啊青一陣白一陣，個心驚嘞。
+
+55
+00:06:05,342 --> 00:06:15,147
+離開咗神龍島之後，佢兩個人的確冇念過教主仙福永享壽與天齊嘅説話，想唔到畀呢個衰仔捉到雞腳。
+
+56
+00:06:15,964 --> 00:06:18,391
+但呢個衰仔又幾時念過啊？
+
+57
+00:06:19,411 --> 00:06:27,673
+陸高軒話：你自己犯咗滔天大罪，而家花言巧語想討好教主同夫人放生你條命啊？
+
+58
+00:06:27,984 --> 00:06:40,127
+哼，我哋島上老少兄弟呢次傷亡慘重，教主幾十年辛苦經營嘅基業，冚𠾴唥畀你整到𢰸晒，你想有命啊，咪指意都得喇。
+
+59
+00:06:40,625 --> 00:06:43,857
+韋小寶話：哈你噉講係錯晒喇。
+
+60
+00:06:44,776 --> 00:06:49,157
+我哋一跟住教主同夫人呢條命啊早就唔係自己㗎喇。
+
+61
+00:06:49,766 --> 00:06:56,214
+教主同夫人派我哋去做咩嘢事，人人都應該忠字當頭，萬死不辭。
+
+62
+00:06:56,885 --> 00:06:59,614
+教主同夫人要我哋死，大家就死；
+
+63
+00:06:59,970 --> 00:07:02,192
+要我哋生，大家就生。
+
+64
+00:07:02,716 --> 00:07:09,163
+你想自己作主，就係對教主同夫人唔夠死心塌地，唔夠盡忠報國啫。
+
+65
+00:07:10,242 --> 00:07:15,678
+洪教主聽韋小寶噉樣講，用手捋下鬍鬚慢慢噉點下頭。
+
+66
+00:07:16,624 --> 00:07:18,107
+佢對肥陸兩個人話：
+
+67
+00:07:19,321 --> 00:07:28,329
+你哋話白龍使統率水師，要對本教不利，到底係咩嘢一回事啊？
+
+68
+00:07:29,412 --> 00:07:34,011
+陸高軒一聽教主嘅説話有啲唔高興嘅味道，連忙話：
+
+69
+00:07:34,398 --> 00:07:43,001
+啟稟教主，我哋兩個人奉命監視白龍使，對佢嘅一舉一動，時時留神，一陣都唔敢疏忽。
+
+70
+00:07:43,870 --> 00:07:54,336
+嗰日皇帝升佢嘅官職，水師提督施瑯嚟拜訪佢，屬下兩個人將佢哋講嘅説話聽得好仔細，呢啲，已經啟稟咗教主嘞。
+
+71
+00:07:55,389 --> 00:08:08,073
+過咗冇幾多日，白龍使就帶咗施瑯出差，不過要佢扮成驍騎營嘅一名小官，同時又唔准屬下同肥頭陀跟住佢去，屬下非常疑心㗎嘞。
+
+72
+00:08:09,141 --> 00:08:14,381
+韋小寶個心諗：死人頭你嘩原來教主派你哋兩個人嚟監視我嘅。
+
+73
+00:08:15,551 --> 00:08:17,104
+陸高軒繼續稟報話：
+
+74
+00:08:17,749 --> 00:08:30,348
+早幾日，屬下搜查白龍使房間嘅字紙笠，倒出嚟嘅嘢，發現好多碎紙片，夾埋嚟一睇，原來係用滿漢文字寫嘅遼東地名。
+
+75
+00:08:31,003 --> 00:08:37,582
+白龍使又唔識字，更加唔識滿文，呢啲地名，當然係皇帝寫畀佢㗎嘞。
+
+76
+00:08:38,493 --> 00:08:43,243
+收尾又探聽到，佢呢次出差，仲帶咗好多門大炮。
+
+77
+00:08:43,888 --> 00:08:54,592
+屬下兩個人商量，都諗住白龍使係奉咗皇帝之命，前嚟遼東一帶，又有水師將領，又有大炮，梗係想不利於啲本教嘞。
+
+78
+00:08:55,183 --> 00:09:02,860
+所以一等白龍使離開北京，屬下兩個人就騎住快馬，日夜不停噉趕住返嚟神龍島稟報。
+
+79
+00:09:03,549 --> 00:09:07,621
+夫人仲話白龍使耿耿忠心，決唔會噉樣嘅。
+
+80
+00:09:08,164 --> 00:09:15,537
+點知道知人知面不知心，白龍使狼心狗肺，辜負咗教主嘅信任啊。
+
+81
+00:09:16,662 --> 00:09:19,874
+韋小寶歎咗口氣，擰擰頭就話：
+
+82
+00:09:20,644 --> 00:09:29,254
+唉，陸先生，你係自以為聰明能幹啦，不過邊度及得教主同夫人嘅萬一呢？
+
+83
+00:09:29,557 --> 00:09:35,487
+我同你講啦，你錯晒喇，只有教主同夫人先係永遠係啱嘅。
+
+84
+00:09:35,913 --> 00:09:36,503
+你亂。
+
+85
+00:09:37,681 --> 00:09:49,942
+陸高軒呢兩個字一出口，即刻知道不妙嘞，雖然霎一聲，停咗口，但係人人都知道你亂兩個字之下，一定跟住個講字嘅。
+
+86
+00:09:50,674 --> 00:09:53,536
+韋小寶話：你話我亂講啊？
+
+87
+00:09:53,736 --> 00:09:59,710
+哈，我話你錯晒，只有教主同夫人先永遠係啱嘅你唔服氣啊？
+
+88
+00:10:00,510 --> 00:10:06,381
+唔通教主同夫人永遠唔啱，只有你陸先生先至永遠係啱㗎嘞噃？
+
+89
+00:10:07,363 --> 00:10:11,261
+我唔係呢個意思，嗰啲係你講嘅，我冇講過。
+
+90
+00:10:12,361 --> 00:10:16,834
+教主同夫人話我白龍使忠心耿耿，佢唔會叛教。
+
+91
+00:10:17,488 --> 00:10:21,043
+佢兩位老人家料事如神，點會錯㗎？
+
+92
+00:10:21,921 --> 00:10:31,504
+我講畀你聽啦，皇帝派我帶啲水師大炮去遼東，話就話係去長白山祭天，其實，誒誒其實係。
+
+93
+00:10:32,074 --> 00:10:34,221
+哼，你知道咩嘢吖你？
+
+94
+00:10:35,091 --> 00:10:38,099
+韋小寶一便講，個心一便喺度猛咁諗：
+
+95
+00:10:39,220 --> 00:10:42,008
+應該講皇帝派我去做乜嘢好呢？
+
+96
+00:10:43,091 --> 00:10:48,420
+洪教主話：你講，皇帝派你去做乜嘢？
+
+97
+00:10:49,511 --> 00:11:00,164
+韋小寶話：呢件事呢，本來係萬分機密，無論如何係唔能夠講嘅，一洩漏出去啊，皇帝一定會殺我個頭㗎。
+
+98
+00:11:00,853 --> 00:11:13,331
+不過教主既然問到咯，喺屬下嘅心裏便，教主同夫人高過皇帝成百倍，佢係萬歲，你係百萬歲，佢係萬萬歲啊，你係百萬萬歲。
+
+99
+00:11:13,634 --> 00:11:16,370
+教主要我講，梗係不能隱瞞啦。
+
+100
+00:11:17,164 --> 00:11:22,270
+佢諗：要點樣講先至能夠呃到教主同夫人信我呢？
+
+101
+00:11:23,539 --> 00:11:34,201
+洪教主聽住韋小寶猛咁恭維自己，一啲都唔嫌佢噃，反而微微笑怡然自得，慢慢噉點頭。
+
+102
+00:11:35,270 --> 00:11:50,460
+韋小寶又話：啟稟教主同夫人得知，皇帝身邊呢，有兩個紅毛外國人，呢兩個人，一個叫做湯若望，一個又叫南懷仁，封咗欽天監監正嘅官職嘅。
+
+103
+00:11:51,062 --> 00:12:01,296
+洪教主話：湯若望呢個人嘅名我亦聽過，聽講佢懂得天文地理，陰陽曆數嘅。
+
+104
+00:12:01,904 --> 00:12:05,541
+啊教主不出門，能知天下事啊。
+
+105
+00:12:06,204 --> 00:12:12,539
+嗰個湯若望啊算嚟算去，算到北方有個羅剎國，要對大清不利。
+
+106
+00:12:13,421 --> 00:12:17,534
+洪教主眼眉一豎就問：噉啊點啊？
+
+107
+00:12:18,471 --> 00:12:22,271
+韋小寶聽嗰個鬍鬚佬蒙古人罕帖摩講過：
+
+108
+00:12:22,972 --> 00:12:33,879
+吳三桂同羅剎國、神龍教勾結，吳三桂又遠在雲南，拉佢唔埋，羅剎國就喺遼東嘅側跟。
+
+109
+00:12:35,170 --> 00:12:40,204
+果然一提羅剎國三個字唧，洪教主即刻就神情唔同嘞。
+
+110
+00:12:41,191 --> 00:12:45,519
+韋小寶知道噉樣講啱牙喇，好歡喜，就跟住話：
+
+111
+00:12:46,819 --> 00:12:53,359
+小皇帝一聽呢，就好憂愁啦，就問湯若望計將何出，快快獻來噉。
+
+112
+00:12:54,160 --> 00:13:00,420
+湯若望啟奏話：等臣返去夜觀天文，日算陰陽，仔細推算啦噉。
+
+113
+00:13:00,984 --> 00:13:03,957
+過咗幾日，佢向皇上啟奏話：
+
+114
+00:13:04,763 --> 00:13:11,453
+羅剎國嘅龍脈係喺遼東，有座叫做乜嘢苦到你屙山，有條叫做咩嘢咬墨魚河。
+
+115
+00:13:12,650 --> 00:13:22,203
+洪安通啊喺遼東好耐嘞，對當地山川極之熟悉，聽韋小寶噉樣講，就對洪夫人笑住話：
+
+116
+00:13:22,911 --> 00:13:28,226
+夫人啊，你聽呢個細佬哥講得真係好笑。
+
+117
+00:13:29,434 --> 00:13:42,560
+將呼瑪爾窩集山講成係苦到你屙山，將阿穆爾河又講成係咬墨魚河，哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈，哈哈哈哈哈哈。
+
+118
+00:13:43,471 --> 00:13:45,549
+洪夫人亦係咭咭聲咁笑。
+
+119
+00:13:46,214 --> 00:13:52,981
+韋小寶話：係啊係啊，吖教主無所不知，無所不曉，屬下真係認真佩服嘞。
+
+120
+00:13:53,881 --> 00:14:01,843
+嗰個外國紅毛鬼呢講咗好幾次㗎喇，屬下總係記唔住，噉小皇帝就用滿漢文字寫低交咗畀我。
+
+121
+00:14:02,602 --> 00:14:09,399
+不過屬下唔識字，呢個苦到你屙乜嘢山啊咬墨魚咩河啊，吖總係記唔住嘅。
+
+122
+00:14:10,225 --> 00:14:17,914
+洪教主呵呵大笑，一擰轉頭，向陸高軒睩咗一眼，眼光極之嚴厲。
+
+123
+00:14:18,296 --> 00:14:25,003
+哼，噉就弊傢伙喇，陸高軒同肥頭陀個心啊不停噉叫苦。
+
+124
+00:14:26,474 --> 00:14:37,450
+韋小寶話：噉嗰個湯若望話，要趕造十門紅毛大炮，由海路運去遼東，對準嗰啲咩山啊咩河啊連轟兩百炮；
+
+125
+00:14:37,654 --> 00:14:45,583
+打壞咗羅剎國嘅龍脈，噉今後二百年大清國呢就太平無事喇，叫做一炮保一年平安噉。
+
+126
+00:14:46,622 --> 00:14:53,092
+噉小皇帝就話喇：不如連轟佢一千炮，保得一千年平安噉咪仲好？
+
+127
+00:14:53,890 --> 00:14:57,339
+湯若望話：轟得太多反而唔���㗎。
+
+128
+00:14:57,534 --> 00:15:06,616
+又講咩天機不可洩漏，黃道黑道啊，嘰哩咕嚕噉講咗好耐，屬下啊一句都唔識，聽到我啊都唔知幾悶。
+
+129
+00:15:07,500 --> 00:15:09,031
+洪教主點頭話：
+
+130
+00:15:10,309 --> 00:15:16,419
+湯若望編咗一部大清時憲曆，確實係只有二百年。
+
+131
+00:15:17,378 --> 00:15:23,049
+睇嚟清廷嘅氣運，最多亦不過係二百年而已唧。
+
+132
+00:15:23,703 --> 00:15:32,031
+韋小寶車大炮呢有個竅門，就係一切細節啊不厭求詳，而家全部真實無誤嘅。
+
+133
+00:15:32,762 --> 00:15:35,399
+只有喺重要關頭，佢就亂講一番。
+
+134
+00:15:36,502 --> 00:15:39,780
+呢一點，佢係喺妓院裏頭學翻嚟嘅。
+
+135
+00:15:40,599 --> 00:15:53,150
+咁啱洪安通非常淵博，居然知道湯若望呢部大清時憲曆嘅內容，韋小寶車呢個大炮呢，竟然係合晒榫頭。
+
+136
+00:15:53,921 --> 00:16:01,078
+洪夫人話：噉樣講，係唔係小皇帝派你去遼東開大炮啊？
+
+137
+00:16:02,089 --> 00:16:07,264
+韋小寶詐假意好驚異噉話：咦？乜夫人你又知嘅？
+
+138
+00:16:08,431 --> 00:16:11,729
+我睇你啊呢番説話仲係不盡不實。
+
+139
+00:16:12,568 --> 00:16:17,253
+小皇帝派你去遼東，你點解又嚟神龍島呢？
+
+140
+00:16:18,030 --> 00:16:27,436
+嗰個外國人話啊，羅剎人嘅龍脈呢，係條海龍，所以呢十門大炮，要由海路運去，對準咗嗰條龍嘅龍口；
+
+141
+00:16:27,622 --> 00:16:36,468
+計好時辰，等佢啱啱喺大海吸水嘅時候，就立即開炮，噉呢條龍身受重傷咯，噉就唔逳得㗎喇。
+
+142
+00:16:37,010 --> 00:16:43,130
+如果係由陸地開炮轟佢，呢條龍捱咗一炮，即刻就飛天遁走咗咯。
+
+143
+00:16:43,450 --> 00:16:48,700
+一炮只係保得一年平安，噉出年又要嚟轟過，噉就好麻煩㗎嘛。
+
+144
+00:16:48,851 --> 00:16:54,703
+佢話：我哋嘅大炮由海路運去，仲要兜個大圈免致驚動咗龍脈喎。
+
+145
+00:16:56,020 --> 00:17:04,621
+從來講風水啊十分注重龍脈嘅，不過只係話地形似龍啫，就唔係話真係有一條龍啊。
+
+146
+00:17:05,750 --> 00:17:11,195
+咩嘢龍脈會驚動咗就逃走喇等等，冚𠾴唥係韋小寶亂噏一通嘅。
+
+147
+00:17:12,349 --> 00:17:16,911
+洪安通聽咗，不由得有啲將信將疑嘞。
+
+148
+00:17:18,110 --> 00:17:21,362
+韋小寶睇佢個樣知道佢唔係點信，就話：
+
+149
+00:17:22,179 --> 00:17:24,782
+嗰個外國鬼，係會講中國話㗎。
+
+150
+00:17:25,429 --> 00:17:37,029
+佢畫咗好幾張圖畫畀小皇帝睇，用幾把尺量嚟量去，呢處畫個圈，嗰處畫條線，解釋畀小皇帝聽，為咩呢條龍脈會逃走啊噉。
+
+151
+00:17:37,620 --> 00:17:42,654
+屬下太過笨喇一啲都唔懂，小皇帝就聽到津津有味啊。
+
+152
+00:17:43,611 --> 00:17:46,357
+洪安通岌一岌頭，佢諗：
+
+153
+00:17:46,801 --> 00:17:54,869
+外國人睇風水必定係另外有一套本事嘅，梗係比中國風水先生更加厲害嘞。
+
+154
+00:17:56,370 --> 00:17:59,833
+韋小寶見佢同意咗，就放心嘞佢諗：
+
+155
+00:18:00,397 --> 00:18:05,589
+呢關一過，以後個大炮就算點車都得嘞唔會穿煲嘅。
+
+156
+00:18:06,242 --> 00:18:14,549
+就話：嗰一日，小皇帝啊叫欽天監選咗個黃道吉日，下聖旨派我去長白山祭天。
+
+157
+00:18:15,069 --> 00:18:22,599
+噉啊有一個福建水師提督施瑯呢，係喺台灣投降過嚟嘅，話鄭成功亦都輸過畀佢個喎。
+
+158
+00:18:23,017 --> 00:18:31,297
+呢個人呢善於喺船上開炮，小皇帝就派佢跟埋我一齊去，千叮萬囑，一定要嚴守機密。
+
+159
+00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:38,191
+如果洩漏咗啊，呢件大事就𢰸㗎喇，講唔定羅剎國啊，會派海船攔阻添。
+
+160
+00:18:38,654 --> 00:18:43,203
+噉我哋由天津出海，兜咗個大圈，要靜靜去遼東。
+
+161
+00:18:43,674 --> 00:18:51,860
+點知尋日下午，喺海上見到好多浮屍，其中啊有真有假，假嗰個，就係瘦頭陀喇。
+
+162
+00:18:52,338 --> 00:18:53,726
+我好心救起佢啦。
+
+163
+00:18:53,779 --> 00:19:01,574
+哈，佢又話不得了啊，神龍島上啊打到天翻地覆，洪教主派人殺咗青龍使許雪亭啊噉。
+
+164
+00:19:02,357 --> 00:19:06,922
+瘦頭陀大叫話：假嘅，我冇話教主殺咗青龍使啊。
+
+165
+00:19:07,808 --> 00:19:09,794
+洪夫人睩咗佢一眼，就話：
+
+166
+00:19:10,368 --> 00:19:14,622
+瘦頭陀，喺教主面前唔准大呼小叫。
+
+167
+00:19:15,196 --> 00:19:15,842
+係。
+
+168
+00:19:16,433 --> 00:19:20,448
+韋小寶話：你話青龍使畀人殺咗係唔係啊？
+
+169
+00:19:21,012 --> 00:19:25,399
+瘦頭陀話：係啊，係教主吩咐要噉樣呃你㗎。
+
+170
+00:19:26,141 --> 00:19:29,323
+教主叫你同我開個玩笑當然可以啦。
+
+171
+00:19:30,021 --> 00:19:34,653
+不過你話教主為咗報仇，殺咗青龍使同埋赤龍使噃。
+
+172
+00:19:34,982 --> 00:19:39,404
+教主又大公無私，大仁大義，決唔會對屬下記仇嘅。
+
+173
+00:19:40,304 --> 00:19:44,043
+佢講一句，瘦頭陀就嗌一句假嘅。
+
+174
+00:19:44,859 --> 00:19:50,173
+韋小寶話：你話教主為咗報仇，殺咗青龍使同赤龍使噃。
+
+175
+00:19:50,600 --> 00:19:53,487
+瘦頭陀就話：假嘅，我冇講。
+
+176
+00:19:53,981 --> 00:19:55,669
+教主大公無私。
+
+177
+00:19:55,803 --> 00:19:56,555
+假嘅！
+
+178
+00:19:56,982 --> 00:19:58,230
+大仁大義。
+
+179
+00:19:58,355 --> 00:19:59,243
+假嘅！
+
+180
+00:19:59,537 --> 00:20:01,345
+決唔會對屬下記仇嘅。
+
+181
+00:20:01,514 --> 00:20:02,519
+假嘅！
+
+182
+00:20:03,482 --> 00:20:09,187
+陸高軒知道瘦頭陀又暴躁又老實，早就入咗韋小寶嘅圈套嘞。
+
+183
+00:20:10,033 --> 00:20:16,170
+佢不停噉大叫假嘅，每叫多一聲，教主嘅面色就難睇多一分。
+
+184
+00:20:17,121 --> 00:20:22,578
+陸高軒恐怕瘦頭陀再叫落去，教主一發脾氣就不可收拾嘞。
+
+185
+00:20:23,389 --> 00:20:29,030
+於是掹一掹瘦頭陀個衫袖話：聽佢啟稟教主啦唔好打斷佢個話頭。
+
+186
+00:20:29,296 --> 00:20:33,847
+瘦頭陀話：佢亂咁噏，唔通都由得佢嘞噃？
+
+187
+00:20:34,621 --> 00:20:41,322
+教主聰明智慧無所不知無所不曉，唔使你着急，教主自然明白嘅。
+
+188
+00:20:41,615 --> 00:20:43,213
+哼恐怕未必。
+
+189
+00:20:44,339 --> 00:20:49,322
+呢句説話一出口，突然擘大個嘴唔出聲嘞，慌喇。
+
+190
+00:20:50,631 --> 00:20:54,947
+韋小寶雙眼睩實瘦頭陀，突然扮個鬼臉。
+
+191
+00:20:55,600 --> 00:20:59,322
+兩個人身材都好矮嘅，瘦頭陀更矮。
+
+192
+00:21:00,207 --> 00:21:09,986
+韋小寶耷低頭扮鬼臉，其他嘅人都睇唔到，瘦頭陀就睇得清清楚楚啊，即刻就想發作嘞。
+
+193
+00:21:10,568 --> 00:21:15,541
+又恐怕激嬲咗教主啊，只有夾硬忍住，神色尷尬。
+
+194
+00:21:15,780 --> 00:21:24,142
+一時之間，船艙裏便寂靜無聲，只聽見瘦頭陀，呼嘩呼嘩噉猛咁喘氣。
+
+195
+00:21:25,121 --> 00:21:31,273
+過咗好耐下，洪教主問韋小寶話：佢仲講咗啲乜嘢啊？
+
+196
+00:21:32,342 --> 00:21:39,269
+韋小寶話：啟稟教主，佢又講教主播弄是非，挑撥赤龍門去打青龍門啊。
+
+197
+00:21:39,695 --> 00:21:42,228
+瘦頭陀叫嘞：我冇講！
+
+198
+00:21:43,015 --> 00:21:52,681
+洪教主好嬲噉望實佢，喝佢話：收聲！你再怪叫一聲，我將你呢個矮冬瓜劈開兩邊。
+
+199
+00:21:54,280 --> 00:21:59,179
+嗱各位，欲知後事如何，且聽下回分解。

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+1
+00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,466
+前文再續啊書接上一回啊。
+
+2
+00:00:04,751 --> 00:00:09,065
+話説洪教主發惡嘞，喝瘦頭陀話：
+
+3
+00:00:09,443 --> 00:00:16,520
+收聲！你再怪叫一聲，我將你呢個矮冬瓜劈開兩邊。
+
+4
+00:00:18,003 --> 00:00:20,938
+瘦頭陀唂到塊面啊好似矮瓜噉色。
+
+5
+00:00:21,863 --> 00:00:24,876
+陸高軒同肥頭陀，亦驚到不得了。
+
+6
+00:00:26,264 --> 00:00:37,515
+眾人都知道洪教主城府甚深，平時呢喜怒不形於色嘅，而家噉樣喝罵瘦頭陀實係憤怒到極嘞。
+
+7
+00:00:38,970 --> 00:00:48,767
+韋小寶就歡喜咯，佢諗住瘦頭陀，既然唔能夠開口講嘢，自己又唔理點樣亂噏，佢都唔能夠反駁自己嘅。
+
+8
+00:00:49,704 --> 00:00:52,506
+佢話：請教主唔使嬲。
+
+9
+00:00:52,871 --> 00:01:00,293
+瘦頭陀呢，亦都冇講咩嘢侮辱教主嘅説話嘅，只係話，教主為人小氣啫。
+
+10
+00:01:00,938 --> 00:01:08,085
+上次大家謀反唔成功，畀屬下一個細路扠𢰸晒，噉人人個心都好氣憤。
+
+11
+00:01:08,539 --> 00:01:11,779
+教主呢，卻係要乘機報仇。
+
+12
+00:01:12,264 --> 00:01:19,840
+佢話教主派咗何盛去做事，誒呢個人係無根道人嘅大弟子，誒係唔係有呢個人啊？
+
+13
+00:01:20,830 --> 00:01:26,727
+洪夫人話：有，有何盛呢個人，噉又點啊？
+
+14
+00:01:27,981 --> 00:01:35,769
+韋小寶心念一動：呢個何盛係無根道人嘅弟子，必定係個後生仔喇。
+
+15
+00:01:36,642 --> 00:01:47,356
+就話：瘦頭陀話喎，何盛見到夫人咁靚，呢幾年嚟同夫人一直乜乜乜乜乜，又物物物物物，噉講咗好多好難聽嘅説話。
+
+16
+00:01:47,783 --> 00:01:53,967
+噉弟子嬲到不得了啦，佢背後對夫人咁唔尊敬都得嘅？就叫人掌佢個嘴。
+
+17
+00:01:54,341 --> 00:02:00,921
+嗰陣時，佢仲畀牛皮索綁住唔能夠反抗，噉啊打咗十幾下佢先至唔敢講咋。
+
+18
+00:02:02,057 --> 00:02:08,009
+洪夫人啊激到面都黑晒，佢話：點解將我拉埋上去啊？
+
+19
+00:02:08,793 --> 00:02:12,250
+瘦頭陀話：我，我，我冇講啊。
+
+20
+00:02:13,204 --> 00:02:17,128
+韋小寶話：教主唔准你開口你就唔好講説話。
+
+21
+00:02:17,692 --> 00:02:23,347
+我問你，你有冇講過一個人叫做何盛嘅，有就岌頭，冇就擰頭。
+
+22
+00:02:24,146 --> 00:02:25,786
+瘦頭陀就岌一岌頭。
+
+23
+00:02:26,430 --> 00:02:36,360
+嗯，你話何盛同許雪亭啊爭風呷醋，爭住要討好夫人，於是何盛呢，就將許雪亭殺咗。
+
+24
+00:02:37,004 --> 00:02:41,075
+夫人就好歡喜，又話教主烏瀡瀡乜嘢都唔知道。
+
+25
+00:02:41,315 --> 00:02:48,454
+你話青龍使係畀何盛殺咗，房間地下有把刀，嗰把刀係何盛嘅，係唔係？你有冇講過？
+
+26
+00:02:49,295 --> 00:02:52,233
+瘦頭陀岌一岌頭話：不過前面。
+
+27
+00:02:52,473 --> 00:02:53,782
+既然講過就係喇。
+
+28
+00:02:54,969 --> 00:03:01,272
+其實瘦頭陀講過個説話只係後半截，前半截呢係韋小寶加上去嘅。
+
+29
+00:03:01,792 --> 00:03:06,794
+瘦頭陀一岌頭，就好似成段説話都係佢講過嘅噉。
+
+30
+00:03:07,576 --> 00:03:21,352
+韋小寶話：你話青龍門、赤龍門、黃龍門、黑龍門，仲有我嘅白龍門，大家打到一塌糊塗，教主已經失咗權勢喇，毫無辦法鎮壓，係唔係？
+
+31
+00:03:22,071 --> 00:03:23,624
+瘦頭陀又岌一岌頭。
+
+32
+00:03:24,470 --> 00:03:33,644
+你話神龍島上眾人造反，教主同夫人呢畀人捉起嚟，夫人全身衣服畀人除清光，喺島上游行示眾。
+
+33
+00:03:34,205 --> 00:03:41,491
+教主嘅鬍鬚又畀人掹晒，倒吊掛喺樹上，已經有三日三夜冇飲水冇食飯喇。
+
+34
+00:03:41,713 --> 00:03:45,020
+你啲説話，你而家當然係唔肯認啦係咪吖？
+
+35
+00:03:46,147 --> 00:03:50,424
+對呢句問話，真係岌頭亦唔係擰頭又唔係。
+
+36
+00:03:51,712 --> 00:03:56,867
+瘦頭陀滿面通紅啊，啲皮呀，好似要滲血出嚟噉。
+
+37
+00:03:57,496 --> 00:04:03,699
+韋小寶話：而家你當然要賴啦，唔肯承認講過呢啲説話啦係唔係？
+
+38
+00:04:04,285 --> 00:04:07,665
+瘦頭陀嬲嘞：我冇講過！
+
+39
+00:04:08,623 --> 00:04:20,589
+你話你同教主打起上嚟，你踢咗教主兩腳，摑咗教主三巴，不過教主武功啊高過你，你唔夠打，於是畀教主綁起嚟掉入大海係唔係吖？
+
+40
+00:04:21,007 --> 00:04:27,319
+你話本教已經搞到天翻地覆一塌糊塗喇，大半人都畀教主綁住掉咗入海。
+
+41
+00:04:27,719 --> 00:04:30,309
+噉其餘嘅呢，就你殺我我殺你。
+
+42
+00:04:30,683 --> 00:04:36,103
+教主同夫人已經好弊喇，就算而家仲未死，都冇幾日命喇噉係唔係？
+
+43
+00:04:36,729 --> 00:04:38,449
+我，我，我。
+
+44
+00:04:39,431 --> 00:04:44,293
+瘦頭陀畀韋小寶搞到頭暈腦脹，唔知點樣回答先至係。
+
+45
+00:04:45,381 --> 00:04:50,689
+佢的確係講過佢打唔過教主，畀教主綁起嚟掉入大海；
+
+46
+00:04:51,644 --> 00:05:00,633
+亦講過神龍島上啊五龍門自相殘殺就一塌糊塗，不過但係同韋小寶個説話，又唔係幾同啊。
+
+47
+00:05:01,509 --> 00:05:10,030
+韋小寶話：啟稟教主，屬下本來要率領水師船隻，去遼東開炮轟羅剎國嘅龍脈嘅。
+
+48
+00:05:10,841 --> 00:05:16,929
+不過船隻，駛到呢處，屬下就掛住教主同夫人，仲有嗰個方姑娘。
+
+49
+00:05:17,476 --> 00:05:27,841
+屬下本來想，誒想娶佢做老婆嘅，誒嘿嘿亦想睇下佢，最好呢能夠懇求到教主同夫人，准我將佢帶走。
+
+50
+00:05:28,223 --> 00:05:34,174
+於是又吩咐海船慢慢駛埋去，噉就算遠遠向島上望翻幾眼亦係好嘅。
+
+51
+00:05:35,009 --> 00:05:37,636
+如果能夠見到教主同夫人一眼。
+
+52
+00:05:38,236 --> 00:05:42,244
+洪夫人微笑話：仲有嗰個方姑娘。
+
+53
+00:05:42,836 --> 00:05:50,699
+誒係嘅係嘅，呢啲係屬下有自私之心，冇一心一意對教主同夫人盡忠，真係抵死有餘啊。
+
+54
+00:05:51,803 --> 00:05:55,715
+洪教主岌一岌頭話：你再講落去。
+
+55
+00:05:56,692 --> 00:06:05,914
+韋小寶話：點知道喺海裏便救起瘦頭陀，哈真係唔知佢咩居心喇，竟然滿口詛咒教主同夫人噃。
+
+56
+00:06:06,443 --> 00:06:17,977
+噉屬下呢亦係糊塗過頭嘅聽佢噉講，當堂慌到手忙腳亂，恨不得插翼飛上神龍島，企喺教主同夫人身邊，同班叛徒啊決一死戰。
+
+57
+00:06:18,702 --> 00:06:20,512
+屬下當時就猛咁鬧喇：
+
+58
+00:06:20,779 --> 00:06:30,341
+話當日教主鄭重吩咐過㗎嘛，過去嘅事就唔能夠再算舊賬，連提都唔能夠再提，點可以懷恨在心，又嚟反叛教主呢？
+
+59
+00:06:31,079 --> 00:06:34,659
+屬下只係掛住教主同夫人咁危險，我諗：
+
+60
+00:06:35,040 --> 00:06:42,236
+教主就畀叛徒倒吊起嚟，夫人就畀佢哋剝光晒衣服，哈噉真係捱多一陣都唔得㗎嘛。
+
+61
+00:06:42,769 --> 00:06:56,528
+我呢真係糊塗㗎咯，冚𠾴唥都冇想到教主神通廣大，如果係有人犯上作亂，教主用幾隻手指啊，就將佢哋捻蟻仔噉捻死啦，邊度會畀叛徒侮辱嘅道理呢？
+
+62
+00:06:56,972 --> 00:07:03,641
+唉，不過屬下好心急啊嗰陣時，噉啊立即命令所有戰船一齊出海攻打神龍島。
+
+63
+00:07:04,392 --> 00:07:11,860
+我吩咐佢哋話：島上嘅好人都已經畀壞人捉住喇，如果有人出嚟抵抗呢，你哋一於開炮轟擊啦。
+
+64
+00:07:12,207 --> 00:07:24,688
+一上咗岸，就快啲四圍查下，睇下有冇一位威風凜凜、相貌堂堂，又好似玉皇大帝，又好似神仙菩薩嘅一位老人家，嗰個呢就神龍教洪教主喇。
+
+65
+00:07:24,963 --> 00:07:26,509
+大家要聽從佢指揮啊。
+
+66
+00:07:26,829 --> 00:07:41,477
+屬下又話，島上所有嘅女子，一概唔好得罪，尤其是嗰位如花如玉，相貌美麗，好似天仙下凡嘅年輕姑娘，嗰個呢係洪夫人，大家認真要恭恭敬敬啊噉。
+
+67
+00:07:42,123 --> 00:07:44,643
+洪夫人咭咭聲噉笑咗幾下就話：
+
+68
+00:07:45,720 --> 00:07:52,903
+照你噉講，你派兵嚟攻打神龍島，都係出於對教主嘅一番忠心嘞噃？
+
+69
+00:07:53,761 --> 00:07:57,410
+你不但無過，反而有功添係唔係啊？
+
+70
+00:07:58,316 --> 00:08:10,689
+屬下嘅功勞呢，係一啲都冇嘅，只不過係見到教主同夫人平平安安，噉幾個掌門使仍然係忠心耿耿，好好噉服侍教主同夫人，個心就好高興喇。
+
+71
+00:08:11,240 --> 00:08:16,633
+屬下第一件事，就係盼望教主同夫人仙福永享，壽與天齊。
+
+72
+00:08:17,033 --> 00:08:23,339
+第二件事呢，係要本教人人盡忠報國，教主話乜嘢，大家就去做乜嘢。
+
+73
+00:08:23,642 --> 00:08:26,693
+第三件，誒第三件。
+
+74
+00:08:27,129 --> 00:08:32,620
+洪夫人笑住話：第三件，係要畀方姑娘你做老婆。
+
+75
+00:08:33,028 --> 00:08:45,284
+誒嘿嘿，誒呢件係小事啫，屬下個心啊一路都係噉諗㗎，只要盡力辦事，噉教主同夫人呢歡喜喇，教主同夫人當然亦唔會待薄部下嘅。
+
+76
+00:08:46,155 --> 00:09:01,707
+洪安通點點頭話：你呢把口確實係能説會道，不過你話掛念我同夫人，噉點解自己唔帶兵嚟神龍島呢？
+
+77
+00:09:02,611 --> 00:09:09,553
+點解只係派人開炮亂咁轟，自己就遠遠噉匿埋喺後便啊？
+
+78
+00:09:10,832 --> 00:09:17,870
+呢一句説話就問中要害嘞，韋小寶張口結舌，一時冇說話好講。
+
+79
+00:09:18,435 --> 00:09:30,410
+佢知道呢句説話只要回答得不盡不實，洪教主一起疑心呢，先頭車嗰啲大炮固然冚𠾴唥穿煲啦，嘿嘿，而且連命仔亦保唔住添。
+
+80
+00:09:31,001 --> 00:09:38,169
+情急之下唯有話：屬下罪該萬死，實在係對教主同夫人唔夠忠心啊。
+
+81
+00:09:38,973 --> 00:09:46,486
+我聽瘦頭陀講起島上啲人咁兇狠嘅，連教主同夫人都捉咗，屬下個心好怕啊。
+
+82
+00:09:46,734 --> 00:09:56,442
+上次，上次佢哋背叛教主，都係屬下扠𢰸佢哋嘅，嗯如果畀佢哋捉到啊，非抽我個筋、剝我個皮不可啦。
+
+83
+00:09:56,637 --> 00:10:07,419
+噉屬下怕死，因此就遠遠噉匿埋喺後便，只係派手下嘅兵將嚟救教主同夫人咯，噉，噉誒，噉啊實在係抵死到極喇真係。
+
+84
+00:10:08,322 --> 00:10:13,673
+洪教主同夫人對望咗一眼，慢慢岌下頭，都諗：
+
+85
+00:10:14,482 --> 00:10:19,690
+呢個細路自己承認怕死，可見説話就唔係假嘅。
+
+86
+00:10:20,392 --> 00:10:28,579
+洪教主話：你呢番説話係真係假，我要慢慢查問。
+
+87
+00:10:29,791 --> 00:10:36,179
+如果知道你係講大話呢，哼哼，你自己明白。
+
+88
+00:10:36,886 --> 00:10:47,920
+韋小寶話：係，教主同夫人要點樣處罰呢，屬下心甘情願，不過千祈唔好將屬下交畀肥頭陀、瘦頭陀同陸高軒佢哋啊。
+
+89
+00:10:48,267 --> 00:10:58,090
+呢一次啊，呢一次佢哋安排巧計，呃到清兵炮轟神龍島，害死咗唔少兄弟姊妹，一定有重大陰謀。
+
+90
+00:10:58,663 --> 00:11:02,511
+照屬下睇啊，呢個陸高軒梗係想做陸教主。
+
+91
+00:11:03,124 --> 00:11:11,187
+佢喺雲南嘅時候話：我亦唔要咩仙福永享壽與天齊，只要享佢五十年福呢就好夠好夠喇。
+
+92
+00:11:11,992 --> 00:11:15,199
+陸高軒嬲到極啊：你，你！
+
+93
+00:11:15,906 --> 00:11:18,208
+一掌就向韋小寶後心拍落去。
+
+94
+00:11:18,990 --> 00:11:25,693
+無根道人搶上一步，伸掌拍出，啪一聲，陸高軒畀佢震到退後兩步。
+
+95
+00:11:26,320 --> 00:11:30,163
+無根道人呢，個身只係岌一岌唧，就喝佢話：
+
+96
+00:11:30,904 --> 00:11:35,587
+陸高軒，你喺教主座前，點敢行兇傷人啊？
+
+97
+00:11:36,513 --> 00:11:38,988
+陸高軒面色慘白，躬身話：
+
+98
+00:11:39,393 --> 00:11:45,617
+教主恕罪，屬下聽呢個細路車大炮真係忍唔住喇，真係失禮晒。
+
+99
+00:11:46,742 --> 00:11:51,492
+洪教主哼咗一聲，對韋小寶話：你出去啦。
+
+100
+00:11:52,383 --> 00:12:01,702
+又對無根道人話：你親自看管佢，唔准人哋傷害佢，唔能夠畀佢到處亂走。
+
+101
+00:12:02,654 --> 00:12:04,343
+你唔好同佢講嘢。
+
+102
+00:12:05,231 --> 00:12:09,952
+呢個細佬哥詭計多端，要加以留神啊。
+
+103
+00:12:10,703 --> 00:12:12,610
+無根道人躬身答應。
+
+104
+00:12:14,017 --> 00:12:26,970
+噉此後幾日，韋小寶日夜都同無根道人住喺一間艙房，睇住每日早晨，太陽喺右舷升起，傍晚就喺左舷落去。
+
+105
+00:12:27,616 --> 00:12:30,440
+噉佢哋隻船啊，係向北行嘅。
+
+106
+00:12:31,384 --> 00:12:41,564
+最初嗰一兩日，佢仲盼望施瑯同王府嘅水師能夠追住嚟搭救自己，到咗收尾，知道冇望喇，佢諗：
+
+107
+00:12:42,392 --> 00:12:47,138
+我亂噏一通，教主同夫人已經信咗九成嘞。
+
+108
+00:12:48,373 --> 00:12:56,510
+只不過我帶兵將神龍島揈到一塌糊塗，就算係出於好心，都不免有罪吖。
+
+109
+00:12:57,327 --> 00:13:02,734
+好在嗰個矮冬瓜扮成浮屍嚟呃我，係教主自己諗出嚟嘅計策唧。
+
+110
+00:13:02,912 --> 00:13:11,507
+哼，如果唔係呀，佢一嬲起上嚟，實會將矮冬瓜同我兩個一齊殺咗，煲一煲小寶冬瓜湯啫。
+
+111
+00:13:12,802 --> 00:13:18,498
+嗯，呢隻船向北行嘅，唔通係去遼東？
+
+112
+00:13:19,848 --> 00:13:24,666
+噉佢問咗無根道人幾次，無根道人總係回答話唔知道。
+
+113
+00:13:25,724 --> 00:13:31,279
+韋小寶同佢傾偈，無根道人話：教主吩咐，唔准同你講説話。
+
+114
+00:13:31,838 --> 00:13:33,800
+又唔准佢行出艙房一步。
+
+115
+00:13:34,821 --> 00:13:37,151
+韋小寶好無聊啦佢又諗：
+
+116
+00:13:37,962 --> 00:13:44,349
+唉方怡呢個死女明明喺隻船處嘅，又唔嚟陪老子散心解悶。
+
+117
+00:13:46,493 --> 00:13:50,926
+話説戰船一直向北駛，天氣啊越嚟越冷嘞。
+
+118
+00:13:51,710 --> 00:13:59,630
+無根道人內力深厚就唔覺得點，韋小寶就冷到猛咁震喇牙齒打掛嘎嘎響。
+
+119
+00:14:00,631 --> 00:14:06,428
+又行咗幾日，北風怒號，天色陰沉，忽然落起大雪。
+
+120
+00:14:07,119 --> 00:14:11,292
+韋小寶大叫話：呢次冷死我喇。
+
+121
+00:14:12,042 --> 00:14:22,416
+佢諗：索額圖大哥，送咗件貂皮袍畀我嘅，唉可惜又留喺大營，冇帶出嚟啦。
+
+122
+00:14:23,184 --> 00:14:32,700
+早知道方怡會呃我嘅，我就應該着埋件貂皮袍出嚟先至抱佢，免致凍死喺船裏便喇，哎呀真係慘咯。
+
+123
+00:14:34,121 --> 00:14:38,289
+戰船行到半夜，忽然聽見叮叮咚咚個聲音。
+
+124
+00:14:39,031 --> 00:14:46,597
+韋小寶仔細一聽，先至知道海裏���嘅碎冰相撞，大吃一驚喇就話：哎呀弊喇弊喇。
+
+125
+00:14:47,108 --> 00:14:51,583
+呢隻船啊如果喺大海裏便畀冰封住，唔係弊弊冇咁弊？
+
+126
+00:14:52,692 --> 00:14:59,090
+無根道人話：大海裏便嘅海水唔會結冰，我哋就嚟要靠岸喇。
+
+127
+00:15:00,083 --> 00:15:01,344
+係咪到咗遼東啊？
+
+128
+00:15:02,292 --> 00:15:04,876
+無根道人哼咗一聲，唔回答嘞。
+
+129
+00:15:06,136 --> 00:15:17,534
+第日朝頭早，推開船艙個窗望出去，只見白茫茫成個海都係浮冰，冰上啊積咗白雪，遠遠呢可以望到陸地嘞。
+
+130
+00:15:18,809 --> 00:15:25,571
+呢一晚，戰船駛到岸邊拋錨，睇嚟第二日一早呢，就要坐小艇登陸。
+
+131
+00:15:26,839 --> 00:15:35,024
+呢一晚韋小寶思潮起伏：洪教主到底要點樣處置自己呢？實在好難估嘅。
+
+132
+00:15:35,790 --> 00:15:40,773
+洪教主似乎信咗自己嘅説話，不過似乎又唔係點信。
+
+133
+00:15:42,075 --> 00:15:45,780
+嚟到呢處冰天雪地都唔知係咩嘢用意嘅。
+
+134
+00:15:46,658 --> 00:15:49,156
+諗諗諗諗咗一陣，就瞓着嘞。
+
+135
+00:15:50,361 --> 00:15:54,264
+睡夢之中，忽然見到方怡坐喺自己身邊。
+
+136
+00:15:55,194 --> 00:16:01,616
+韋小寶伸隻手一下攬住佢，迷迷糊糊聽見佢話：唔好搞啦。
+
+137
+00:16:02,440 --> 00:16:05,340
+韋小寶話：死老婆我偏要搞。
+
+138
+00:16:06,347 --> 00:16:08,703
+又覺得方怡喺懷抱裏便扭咗幾扭。
+
+139
+00:16:09,467 --> 00:16:15,011
+佢似睡似醒，聽見嗰個人低聲話：相公啊我哋快啲走啦。
+
+140
+00:16:15,647 --> 00:16:18,673
+咦？似乎係雙兒把聲噃。
+
+141
+00:16:19,418 --> 00:16:27,980
+韋小寶吃咗一驚，當堂醒晒，覺到自己的確係抱住一個人喇，黑暗之中啊睇唔見係邊個，個心諗：
+
+142
+00:16:28,769 --> 00:16:30,870
+係方怡呢定係洪夫人啊？
+
+143
+00:16:32,007 --> 00:16:36,530
+呢隻戰船上便，就係得兩個女子嘅啫佢諗：
+
+144
+00:16:37,640 --> 00:16:42,637
+理佢係方怡定係洪夫人吖啜個嘴先至講，有便宜就唔好使頸喇。
+
+145
+00:16:43,361 --> 00:16:46,676
+噉啊將懷抱嗰個人呢扳過嚟就吻佢個嘴嘞噃。
+
+146
+00:16:47,377 --> 00:16:50,436
+嗰個人細細聲笑一笑，擰轉頭避開。
+
+147
+00:16:51,294 --> 00:16:57,190
+呢一下笑聲雖然係細啊，不過聽得清清楚楚明明白白，係雙兒。
+
+148
+00:16:58,052 --> 00:17:04,220
+韋小寶又驚又喜，喺佢耳邊低聲噉問：雙兒，你點嚟㗎？
+
+149
+00:17:04,838 --> 00:17:08,911
+雙兒話：我哋快啲走啦，慢慢再同你講啦。
+
+150
+00:17:09,637 --> 00:17:13,434
+我啊冷到死咁滯啊，你快啲入嚟我被竇暖下先啦。
+
+151
+00:17:14,052 --> 00:17:19,397
+哎呀好相公啊，你真係吖，都唔諗下而家係咩嘢時候。
+
+152
+00:17:20,173 --> 00:17:23,967
+韋小寶緊緊噉攬住佢問：趯去邊處啊？
+
+153
+00:17:24,693 --> 00:17:30,941
+我哋靜靜去船尾，扒隻艇仔上岸，佢哋就算發覺喇亦追唔到啦。
+
+154
+00:17:31,581 --> 00:17:34,506
+好嘢啊，哎呀，嗰個道士呢？
+
+155
+00:17:35,356 --> 00:17:39,409
+我偷偷摸入嚟船艙，已經點咗佢穴道喇。
+
+156
+00:17:40,638 --> 00:17:42,924
+噉兩個人靜靜出咗船艙。
+
+157
+00:17:43,305 --> 00:17:53,797
+呼，一陣冷風撲面，韋小寶全身都凍僵咁滯啊，連忙行翻入去，剝咗無根道人身上嘅道袍包住自己。
+
+158
+00:17:54,832 --> 00:18:00,216
+噉當其時烏雲滿天星月無光，大雪仲係猛咁落。
+
+159
+00:18:01,061 --> 00:18:10,161
+兩個人去到後艄，聽見四圍都冇聲嘞，隻船已經拋咗錨，連掌舵嘅舵手都入艙瞓覺嘞。
+
+160
+00:18:11,061 --> 00:18:16,794
+雙兒拉住韋小寶隻手，一步一步噉行到船尾，低聲話：
+
+161
+00:18:17,651 --> 00:18:20,314
+我跳落去先，然後你再落嚟啦。
+
+162
+00:18:21,104 --> 00:18:24,672
+提一口氣，輕輕跳落綁喺船尾嘅艇仔。
+
+163
+00:18:25,568 --> 00:18:31,827
+韋小寶向下一望，咦，黑麻麻，佢有啲怕喇，就眯埋雙眼跳落去。
+
+164
+00:18:32,272 --> 00:18:39,187
+雙兒用雙掌托住佢，喺艇仔轉咗個圈，卸咗佢跳落嚟嘅力嘞，然後將佢放低。
+
+165
+00:18:40,251 --> 00:18:44,480
+忽然間，聽見船艙裏便有人喝：邊個？
+
+166
+00:18:45,236 --> 00:18:46,761
+係洪教主把聲啊。
+
+167
+00:18:47,486 --> 00:18:51,747
+韋小寶同雙兒都大吃一驚，趴喺艇底唔敢出聲。
+
+168
+00:18:52,968 --> 00:19:03,267
+突然艙房嘅窗透出火光，雙兒知道洪教主已經聽到動靜，點着火嚟查喇，連忙攞起支槳落水嚟扒嘞噃。
+
+169
+00:19:03,658 --> 00:19:09,280
+只係扒咗兩下，洪教主已經大聲呼喝：邊個？唔准逳！
+
+170
+00:19:10,013 --> 00:19:12,460
+跟住小艇岌一岌，唔行。
+
+171
+00:19:13,221 --> 00:19:17,776
+原來心慌意亂，都唔記得解開綁住艇仔嘅繩索。
+
+172
+00:19:18,376 --> 00:19:25,173
+韋小寶又急急伸手去解繩啦，一掂，冰咁冷嘅，原來係一條鐵鏈綁住艇仔。
+
+173
+00:19:26,148 --> 00:19:31,703
+呢個時候只聽見大船裏便好幾個人都叫起上嚟啊：白龍使唔見咗喇！
+
+174
+00:19:32,392 --> 00:19:34,100
+嗰個衰仔走咗喇。
+
+175
+00:19:34,429 --> 00:19:36,229
+走咗去邊處呢？快啲追。
+
+176
+00:19:37,252 --> 00:19:44,874
+韋小寶喺靴筒拔出匕首，出力一揮，撐一聲，斬斷鐵鏈，小艇啊即時衝出去嘞。
+
+177
+00:19:45,873 --> 00:19:53,277
+洪教主、洪夫人、肥瘦二頭陀、陸高軒，佢哋聽見聲都先後走嚟船尾。
+
+178
+00:19:54,110 --> 00:19:59,580
+冰雪光芒反映之下，見到艇仔離開大船已經有幾丈遠。
+
+179
+00:20:00,464 --> 00:20:07,379
+洪教主一伸手，喺船邊上便揦咗一塊木頭落嚟，出力向艇仔掟過去。
+
+180
+00:20:08,141 --> 00:20:15,868
+佢內力雖然係強啊，但係木頭到底係太過輕，飛到離艇仔兩尺嘅地方呢就跌咗落海嘞。
+
+181
+00:20:16,707 --> 00:20:25,379
+初時陸高軒、肥頭陀佢哋又唔知教主用意，就唔敢發暗器，至怕打傷咗白龍使啊反而受責罰。
+
+182
+00:20:26,399 --> 00:20:33,900
+等到見到教主用木頭掟佢咯，先至明白佢嘅心思，噉身邊帶住暗器嘅就攞出嚟發射啦。
+
+183
+00:20:34,500 --> 00:20:38,732
+就係噉樣，慢咗一慢，艇仔又向前扒咗兩丈。
+
+184
+00:20:39,858 --> 00:20:47,601
+尋常細小暗器就好難射得遠嘅，偏偏弓箭啊、鋼鏢啊、飛蝗石呢啲嘢又唔就手。
+
+185
+00:20:48,308 --> 00:20:52,965
+所以眾人發出嘅袖箭毒針等等呢，都紛紛跌咗落大海嘞。
+
+186
+00:20:53,600 --> 00:21:04,411
+瘦頭陀話：呢個衰仔咁狡猾，我早就知道佢唔係好人㗎喇，一刀殺咗佢就啱喇，留住佢喺處，盞攞嚟衰嘅啫。
+
+187
+00:21:05,352 --> 00:21:19,603
+洪教主啊本來嬲到極，瘦頭陀呢幾句風涼話顯然係譏諷自己見事不明，就一下揦住佢後頸，喝佢話：快啲去同我將佢追翻嚟！
+
+188
+00:21:20,225 --> 00:21:27,015
+左手一舉，將瘦頭陀舉起，右手啊揦住佢後臀，大喝一聲：快啲去！
+
+189
+00:21:27,703 --> 00:21:32,482
+兩隻手一縮，全身內力都運晒落手，跟住向前送出。
+
+190
+00:21:33,224 --> 00:21:37,724
+瘦頭陀成個肉球噉啊飛出去，一直向住艇仔衝過嚟。
+
+191
+00:21:38,406 --> 00:21:40,147
+雙兒啊搏命咁扒。
+
+192
+00:21:40,396 --> 00:21:44,855
+韋小寶大叫：哎呀弊喇，人肉炮彈打嚟喇！
+
+193
+00:21:45,518 --> 00:21:50,449
+都未曾叫完唧，乒乓一聲，瘦頭陀已經跌咗落海嘞。
+
+194
+00:21:50,983 --> 00:21:55,842
+嗱各位，欲知後事如何，且聽下回分解。

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+1
+00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,408
+前文再續啊書接上一回啊。
+
+2
+00:00:05,486 --> 00:00:11,161
+話說瘦頭陀跌落海嘅地方呢，同艇仔只係相差幾尺。
+
+3
+00:00:12,694 --> 00:00:16,596
+瘦頭陀將個身一擁，左手就揸住艇邊。
+
+4
+00:00:17,601 --> 00:00:21,386
+雙兒舉起木槳，出力㩧落去，打正佢頭殼。
+
+5
+00:00:22,292 --> 00:00:26,849
+瘦頭陀啊忍住痛，哼咗一聲，右手又揸住艇邊。
+
+6
+00:00:27,829 --> 00:00:36,534
+雙兒急起上嚟，出力再㩧落去，啪一聲，木槳斷為兩橛，艇仔啊當堂喺海上打橫。
+
+7
+00:00:37,206 --> 00:00:40,097
+瘦頭陀個頭暈咗一下，捹一捹個頭。
+
+8
+00:00:40,798 --> 00:00:53,961
+韋小寶匕首一割，瘦頭陀右手四隻手指一齊斷晒，痛到佢不得了，點都支持唔住喇一鬆手，個身喺海處浮下沉下，大叫大罵。
+
+9
+00:00:54,561 --> 00:01:00,205
+雙兒攞起剩翻嘅一支槳，出力咁扒，噉啊艇仔呢，又向岸邊駛去。
+
+10
+00:01:00,887 --> 00:01:05,148
+駛咗一陣，離開大船好遠嘞，眼見就追唔到嘞。
+
+11
+00:01:06,376 --> 00:01:21,644
+大船上便啊只有一隻艇仔，洪教主佢哋武功再高啊，喺呢個寒冷徹骨嘅天氣，邊個都唔敢跳落水游水嚟追㗎？何況游水啊，再快都追唔到艇仔嘞。
+
+12
+00:01:22,873 --> 00:01:35,703
+韋小寶攞起艇底一塊木板幫住扒，噉初時呢，仲隱約聽見大船上便眾人憤怒噉叫罵，又過咗一陣，啲北風終於冚住眾人嘅聲音嘞。
+
+13
+00:01:36,901 --> 00:01:42,704
+韋小寶松翻啖氣佢話：唉，謝天謝地，終於走甩嘞。
+
+14
+00:01:43,853 --> 00:01:47,616
+噉兩個人扒咗細半個時辰，艇仔靠岸。
+
+15
+00:01:48,180 --> 00:01:57,345
+雙兒跳落水，海水啊只係浸到膝頭哥唧，佢拉住艇頭嗰半闕鐵鏈，將艇仔掹到岸邊佢話：得喇。
+
+16
+00:01:58,422 --> 00:02:02,940
+韋小寶擁身一跳就上咗岸，佢話：大功告成喇。
+
+17
+00:02:03,787 --> 00:02:07,860
+雙兒笑咗一笑，退開幾步佢話：相公你唔好嚟啊。
+
+18
+00:02:08,442 --> 00:02:11,693
+我哋要快啲走喇，畀洪教主佢哋追到就唔得喇。
+
+19
+00:02:12,594 --> 00:02:17,922
+韋小寶吃咗一驚，皺起眉頭問：呢度係乜鬼嘢地方嚟啊？
+
+20
+00:02:18,852 --> 00:02:27,186
+佢四圍咁望，只見白雪皚皚嘅平原無邊無際，黑夜之中，亦睇唔見有第二樣嘢。
+
+21
+00:02:27,971 --> 00:02:32,056
+雙兒話：真係唔知道呢度係咩嘢地方噃。
+
+22
+00:02:32,434 --> 00:02:35,670
+相公啊，你話我哋走到邊度好呢？
+
+23
+00:02:36,663 --> 00:02:44,682
+韋小寶冷到滴滴震，頭腦都似乎凍到僵晒嘞，一啲辦法都諗唔出，佢猛咁鬧：
+
+24
+00:02:44,931 --> 00:02:50,606
+死人頭吖，都係方怡嗰個衰女唔好，害到我哋啊，凍死喺雪地。
+
+25
+00:02:51,627 --> 00:02:56,222
+雙兒話：我哋走罷啦，行一陣個身就會暖啲㗎喇。
+
+26
+00:02:57,103 --> 00:03:01,117
+兩個人拖住手，向住雪地行過去。
+
+27
+00:03:02,066 --> 00:03:10,537
+啲雪呢已經積咗成尺幾厚，一步踩落去成隻小腿咁深，拔腳跨步非常艱難。
+
+28
+00:03:11,553 --> 00:03:18,358
+雖然係噉唧，因為怕洪教主追住嚟啊，所以一陣都唔敢停留嘞，猛咁趕路。
+
+29
+00:03:18,878 --> 00:03:21,551
+噉又問起雙兒點解會喺隻船處啊噉。
+
+30
+00:03:22,801 --> 00:03:31,449
+原來嗰日韋小寶一見到方怡，就失魂落魄噉趕住過去會面，雙兒喺隻艇仔處跟住佢。
+
+31
+00:03:32,240 --> 00:03:40,406
+等到佢失手被擒嘞，噉人人都掛住睇住韋小寶，雙兒十分機靈，即刻喺船尾匿埋。
+
+32
+00:03:40,655 --> 00:03:49,128
+嗰隻戰船呢，係洪教主等人，由清兵手上搶翻嚟嘅，舵師水手都係清兵。
+
+33
+00:03:50,013 --> 00:03:56,337
+雙兒着嘅呢本來係驍騎營官兵服飾，噉啊撈埋喺官兵裏便呢邊個都冇發覺。
+
+34
+00:03:57,292 --> 00:04:01,963
+一直到戰船駛到岸邊喇，佢先至半夜出嚟搭救韋小寶。
+
+35
+00:04:03,060 --> 00:04:05,853
+韋小寶大讚佢聰明機警呢就話：
+
+36
+00:04:06,551 --> 00:04:12,727
+方怡呢個妹釘呢一味呃我、害我，雙兒呢個寶貝呢總係救翻我條命。
+
+37
+00:04:13,473 --> 00:04:15,946
+我唔要佢做老婆喇，我要你做老婆。
+
+38
+00:04:16,599 --> 00:04:19,514
+雙兒連忙放開佢隻手，避開幾步佢話：
+
+39
+00:04:20,194 --> 00:04:23,547
+我話你嘅丫鬟，梗係一心一意服侍你啦。
+
+40
+00:04:24,891 --> 00:04:35,430
+我有咗你呢個丫鬟呢，一定係前世㩧穿咗十幾二十個大木魚，掀爛咗十幾二十部四十二章經，今世啊先至有咁好福氣啊。
+
+41
+00:04:36,319 --> 00:04:40,672
+雙兒咭咭聲咁笑佢話：相公總係有説話講嘅。
+
+42
+00:04:42,283 --> 00:04:53,471
+噉啊一路行到天光，離開海邊已經好遠嘞，捩轉頭一望，只見雪地上兩排清清楚楚嘅腳��遠遠咁伸展出去。
+
+43
+00:04:54,483 --> 00:04:58,794
+再向前望，平原似乎係無窮無盡。
+
+44
+00:04:59,871 --> 00:05:06,034
+洪教主佢哋雖然冇追嚟啊，睇嚟，亦不過係遲早之間而已唧。
+
+45
+00:05:07,320 --> 00:05:09,572
+韋小寶好擔心啊佢話：
+
+46
+00:05:11,031 --> 00:05:16,411
+我哋就算再行十日十夜，都仲係會畀佢哋追到嘅。
+
+47
+00:05:16,785 --> 00:05:25,176
+雙兒指住右便話：吖嗰便好似有啲樹林，我哋行咗入樹林裏便，洪教主佢哋就唔容易搵喇。
+
+48
+00:05:26,229 --> 00:05:30,898
+如果係樹林就好咯，不過睇起上嚟都唔係點似唧。
+
+49
+00:05:32,031 --> 00:05:36,436
+於是兩個人對準嗰一團高起嘅雪丘，奮力噉走過去。
+
+50
+00:05:37,631 --> 00:05:45,828
+行咗一個時辰，已經睇得清楚嘞，只不過係大平原上高起嘅一座小丘，唔係樹林。
+
+51
+00:05:46,237 --> 00:05:52,139
+韋小寶話：去到小丘後便睇下啦，或者有地方可以匿埋嘅。
+
+52
+00:05:53,316 --> 00:05:57,856
+佢行到呢陣時啊，已經係隔夜風爐都吹得着咯好攰啊。
+
+53
+00:05:58,952 --> 00:06:10,417
+又行咗半個時辰，嚟到小丘後便，只見仍然係白茫茫噉一片，就好似係白雪鋪成嘅大海，一啲可以匿埋嘅地方都冇。
+
+54
+00:06:11,517 --> 00:06:16,046
+韋小寶又攰又餓，就瞓喺雪地上便佢話：
+
+55
+00:06:16,499 --> 00:06:25,297
+唉，雙兒啊，你如果唔畀我抱下，接個吻呢，我真係冇力再行路㗎喇。
+
+56
+00:06:26,420 --> 00:06:32,330
+雙兒面都紅晒，想話應承啦，又覺得呢件事唔係點妥當。
+
+57
+00:06:33,234 --> 00:06:37,057
+正到遲疑嘅時候，忽然聽見身後有啲響聲。
+
+58
+00:06:38,097 --> 00:06:43,961
+兩個人擰轉頭一睇，只見七八隻大鹿，喺小丘後便行出嚟。
+
+59
+00:06:44,898 --> 00:06:49,042
+韋小寶好歡喜噉話：嘿呀餓到我死死下。
+
+60
+00:06:49,513 --> 00:06:52,726
+你，你有冇法子捉隻鹿嚟，殺嚟烤鹿肉食啊？
+
+61
+00:06:53,423 --> 00:06:55,546
+雙兒話：我試下啦。
+
+62
+00:06:56,355 --> 00:06:59,799
+突然飛身一撲，向幾隻大鹿衝過去。
+
+63
+00:07:00,592 --> 00:07:06,926
+梅花鹿啊四隻腳好長嘅，奔跳如飛，一轉身就跑咗幾十丈遠。
+
+64
+00:07:07,869 --> 00:07:10,986
+雙兒擰擰頭話：追唔到嘅。
+
+65
+00:07:11,854 --> 00:07:18,787
+點知呢啲梅花鹿呢係唔怕人嘅，見雙兒停咗腳步，又擰翻轉頭嘞。
+
+66
+00:07:19,591 --> 00:07:25,273
+韋小寶話：我哋瞓喺地下詐死，睇下啲鹿過唔過嚟吖嗱。
+
+67
+00:07:26,059 --> 00:07:29,255
+雙兒笑住話：好啊，我試下啦。
+
+68
+00:07:29,735 --> 00:07:31,124
+講完就瞓咗喺地。
+
+69
+00:07:32,493 --> 00:07:38,567
+幾隻梅花鹿慢慢慢慢噉行到兩個人身邊，似乎十分好奇。
+
+70
+00:07:39,865 --> 00:07:51,820
+動物之中啊，鹿嘅智慧係極之低嘅，遠遠唔及狗啊、馬啊、狐狸啊噉，因此成語裏便啊有一句，蠢如鹿豕嘅説話。
+
+71
+00:07:53,279 --> 00:08:00,444
+幾隻梅花鹿耷低個頭，喺韋小寶同埋雙兒塊面處擦下聞下，又叫咗幾聲。
+
+72
+00:08:00,906 --> 00:08:04,442
+韋小寶話：翻身上馬，狄青降龍！
+
+73
+00:08:04,998 --> 00:08:10,250
+突然成個人彈起，飛身坐上鹿背，雙手緊緊揸住鹿角。
+
+74
+00:08:10,948 --> 00:08:15,139
+雙兒亦輕輕擎擎噉跳上一隻梅花鹿嘅背上。
+
+75
+00:08:16,229 --> 00:08:19,238
+嗰班鹿驚喇，猛跳猛跑。
+
+76
+00:08:19,900 --> 00:08:23,007
+雙兒話：你用匕首殺鹿啦。
+
+77
+00:08:23,645 --> 00:08:28,551
+韋小寶話：唔殺住，騎住隻鹿逃命，洪教主就追唔到㗎喇。
+
+78
+00:08:29,066 --> 00:08:32,405
+啊，冇錯喇，不過千祈唔好失散至得。
+
+79
+00:08:33,298 --> 00:08:38,123
+雙兒擔心兩隻鹿啊一隻向東跑，一隻向西跑噉就弊嘞。
+
+80
+00:08:39,112 --> 00:08:49,518
+好在梅花鹿呢，脾性係鐘意合群嘅，八隻大鹿喺埋一齊奔跑，噉跑咗一陣，又有七八隻大鹿合埋嚟夾埋一齊。
+
+81
+00:08:50,541 --> 00:08:58,730
+梅花鹿身高腿長，奔跑起嚟都唔會輸畀駿馬嘅，只係騎喺鹿背呢就顛簸得好緊要就係喇。
+
+82
+00:09:00,226 --> 00:09:05,250
+班鹿向住西北一口氣衝咗幾里路，噉先至放慢腳步。
+
+83
+00:09:06,242 --> 00:09:11,613
+背上騎住人嗰兩隻鹿呢就出力咁跳，想將兩個人拋落嚟。
+
+84
+00:09:12,464 --> 00:09:18,858
+但係韋小寶同雙兒啊緊緊噉揸住鹿角，噉嗰兩隻鹿呢點拋都拋佢哋唔落嘞。
+
+85
+00:09:19,846 --> 00:09:26,370
+韋小寶話：一落鹿背啊，想再上去就難喇，我哋趯得越遠越好。
+
+86
+00:09:26,601 --> 00:09:30,589
+呢啲叫做大丈夫一言既出，活鹿難追啊。
+
+87
+00:09:32,232 --> 00:09:43,593
+呢一日，兩個人雖然餓到頭暈眼花，仍然係緊緊噉攬住鹿頸、揸住鹿角，任由班鹿呢喺茫茫無際嘅雪原裏便奔跑。
+
+88
+00:09:44,742 --> 00:09:53,604
+兩個人知道班鹿多跑一陣，就離開洪教主佢哋遠一啲，同時雪地上便啊，亦冇咗兩個人嘅腳印。
+
+89
+00:09:54,611 --> 00:09:58,919
+到咗傍晚時分，班鹿呢，走咗入一座森林嘞。
+
+90
+00:09:59,581 --> 00:10:02,666
+韋小寶話：好喇，落嚟啦。
+
+91
+00:10:03,465 --> 00:10:07,491
+拔出匕首，將佢騎住嗰隻鹿嘅喉嚨割斷。
+
+92
+00:10:08,554 --> 00:10:10,748
+嗰隻鹿跑咗幾步就𢴈喺地嚟。
+
+93
+00:10:11,162 --> 00:10:15,973
+雙兒話：一隻鹿夠食㗎喇，放生我嗰隻鹿啦。
+
+94
+00:10:16,467 --> 00:10:18,192
+噉就喺鹿背跳咗落地。
+
+95
+00:10:19,334 --> 00:10:25,837
+韋小寶筋疲力盡啊全身骨骼就好似散晒噉，噉瞓喺地下一味喘氣。
+
+96
+00:10:26,486 --> 00:10:33,131
+過咗一陣，趴喺隻鹿嘅頸邊，將個嘴對住傷口，咕咕聲飲咗十幾啖熱血。
+
+97
+00:10:33,344 --> 00:10:36,264
+佢話：雙兒啊，你過嚟飲啦。
+
+98
+00:10:37,460 --> 00:10:43,472
+因為有大量鹿血入肚，精神為之一振啊，個身呢都慢慢有啲暖意嘞。
+
+99
+00:10:44,992 --> 00:10:51,743
+雙兒飲過鹿血，用匕首割咗一隻鹿腿，執咗啲枯枝，就透着火燒烤鹿肉。
+
+100
+00:10:52,243 --> 00:11:01,274
+佢話：鹿啊鹿，你救咗我哋條命，我哋反而將你殺咗嚟食，實在對唔住啊。
+
+101
+00:11:02,543 --> 00:11:06,884
+兩個人食完烤鹿肉，就喺火堆旁邊瞓覺嘞。
+
+102
+00:11:07,952 --> 00:11:14,340
+第二朝早醒咗起身，雙兒又試燒烤啲鹿肉，噉兩個人飽餐一頓。
+
+103
+00:11:15,471 --> 00:11:23,611
+韋小寶頂帽呢尋日騎喺鹿背上便，奔跑嘅時候跌咗，雙兒啊剝咗啲鹿皮，幫佢做過一頂。
+
+104
+00:11:24,859 --> 00:11:32,818
+韋小寶話：尋日跑咗一日，洪教主佢哋唔容易搵到我哋㗎喇，不過呢仲有啲危險啊。
+
+105
+00:11:33,534 --> 00:11:43,664
+最好就騎住梅花鹿，再向北跑多三四日添，噉我韋教主同你雙兒夫人呢，就仙福永享壽與天齊喇。
+
+106
+00:11:44,668 --> 00:11:49,407
+雙兒笑住話：咩嘢雙兒夫人呢幾咁難聽啊。
+
+107
+00:11:49,709 --> 00:11:54,938
+你想騎鹿啫嘛噉都唔難，呢，嗰度唔係有群鹿過緊嚟嘞咩？
+
+108
+00:11:55,877 --> 00:12:03,641
+果然見到二十幾隻大鹿小鹿，喺東便踏雪而嚟，噉啊伸高個頭，咬樹上嗰啲嫩葉嚟食。
+
+109
+00:12:05,028 --> 00:12:10,773
+森林裏便啊人跡罕至啊，啲鹿見到兩個人呢一啲都唔怕嘅。
+
+110
+00:12:11,513 --> 00:12:16,758
+雙兒話：啲鹿咁和善，唔好殺傷佢哋喇。
+
+111
+00:12:17,327 --> 00:12:19,984
+尋日嗰隻大鹿已經夠我哋食十幾日喇。
+
+112
+00:12:20,823 --> 00:12:31,991
+講完，喺死鹿身上斬咗幾大嚿鹿肉，用鹿皮索綁起嚟，同韋小寶一人孭幾嚿，就慢慢行去啲鹿嗰度咯噃。
+
+113
+00:12:33,122 --> 00:12:39,890
+韋小寶摸下一隻大鹿，嗰隻鹿擰轉頭過嚟，舐下佢塊面，一啲都唔驚佢。
+
+114
+00:12:40,597 --> 00:12:44,504
+韋小寶話：哎呀呢隻鹿吖同我大功告成喎。
+
+115
+00:12:45,194 --> 00:12:48,570
+雙兒咭噉一笑，佢話：你騎上去先啦。
+
+116
+00:12:49,734 --> 00:12:55,814
+噉佢同雙兒分別跳上鹿背，噉兩隻鹿呢噉先至驚起上嚟向前飛跑。
+
+117
+00:12:57,184 --> 00:12:59,440
+啲鹿啊始終喺密林裏便奔跑。
+
+118
+00:13:00,045 --> 00:13:07,810
+兩個人揸住鹿角，控制方向，只要係向住北便行，噉就同洪教主越嚟越遠嘞。
+
+119
+00:13:08,970 --> 00:13:17,552
+韋小寶呢陣時已經知道騎鹿唔難嘞，騎咗兩個幾時辰，就同雙兒跳翻落地，由得啲鹿自己跑咗去。
+
+120
+00:13:18,531 --> 00:13:23,328
+就係噉樣，連氣十幾日啊，喺密林裏便騎鹿奔跑。
+
+121
+00:13:24,008 --> 00:13:29,910
+有時遇唔到鹿群嘅時候就慢慢行，餓喇，就食烤鹿肉。
+
+122
+00:13:31,165 --> 00:13:42,416
+兩個人原來着嘅衣服，早就喺樹林裏便畀啲荊棘勾到破爛不堪，噉而家都換咗雙兒新做嘅鹿皮衫褲，連對鞋都係鹿皮做嘅。
+
+123
+00:13:43,722 --> 00:13:55,261
+呢一日，出咗大樹林，忽然間聽見水聲轟隆，行咗一陣，就嚟到一條大江旁邊，只見水勢洶湧啊流得好急。
+
+124
+00:13:55,794 --> 00:14:02,804
+兩個人喺密林裏便行咗十幾日，突然間見到呢條大江，胸襟都爽朗晒啊。
+
+125
+00:14:03,751 --> 00:14:15,041
+噉順住呢條江水向北行咗幾個時辰，忽然見到三名身穿獸皮嘅漢子，手揸鋤頭鐵叉，睇個樣呢，似乎係獵人嘞。
+
+126
+00:14:15,733 --> 00:14:24,302
+韋小寶好耐都冇見過人嘞，個心好歡喜，連忙行上前問佢哋話：三位大哥，你哋去邊處啊？
+
+127
+00:14:25,202 --> 00:14:31,767
+一名四十零歲嘅漢子話：我哋去牡丹江趁圩，你哋又係去邊度㗎？
+
+128
+00:14:32,618 --> 00:14:34,238
+啲口音好古怪嘅。
+
+129
+00:14:35,179 --> 00:14:38,853
+韋小寶話：哎呀，牡丹江喺嗰便㗎？
+
+130
+00:14:38,987 --> 00:14:43,137
+我哋行錯路喇，跟住三位大哥去呢噉就啱晒喇。
+
+131
+00:14:44,071 --> 00:14:48,402
+噉就同三個人一拍行，一便行一便嘍佢哋傾偈。
+
+132
+00:14:49,500 --> 00:14:59,932
+原來嗰三個人呢係通古斯人，以打獵挖參為生，噉經常去牡丹江趁圩嘅，同漢人做生意，因此呢，會講翻一啲漢話。
+
+133
+00:15:00,942 --> 00:15:04,954
+去到牡丹江，原來係好大一個圩市。
+
+134
+00:15:06,131 --> 00:15:14,051
+韋小寶身邊嗰一大沓銀票啊，一直帶住冇失到嘅，就請嗰三個通古斯人去酒鋪飲酒。
+
+135
+00:15:14,923 --> 00:15:18,446
+飲飲下，聽見隔籬枱有人話：
+
+136
+00:15:19,264 --> 00:15:27,983
+嗯，你呢條棒槌，好到極咯，啊上個月有人喺呼瑪爾窩集山嗰便嚟。
+
+137
+00:15:28,682 --> 00:15:38,689
+韋小寶同雙兒聽到呼瑪爾窩集山，個心都不禁一震啊，對望咗一眼，就一齊向講説話嘅人望過去。
+
+138
+00:15:39,957 --> 00:15:45,963
+見係兩個老人家，正喺度攞住一條帶葉嘅新挖人參喺度欣賞緊。
+
+139
+00:15:47,244 --> 00:15:55,273
+韋小寶攞出一錠銀，交畀酒保，吩咐佢切一大碟熟牛肉，打兩斤白酒送過隔籬枱。
+
+140
+00:15:56,441 --> 00:16:03,304
+兩名老參客好奇怪啦唔知道呢個小獵人因咩事咁好客呢，就猛咁多謝。
+
+141
+00:16:04,410 --> 00:16:13,904
+韋小寶過去敬咗幾杯酒，噉啊以佢嘅口才啊，三言兩語之間，就探聽到呼瑪爾窩集山喺邊處嘞。
+
+142
+00:16:15,339 --> 00:16:21,546
+原來由呢處向北，仲有成兩三千里，嗰兩個參客都從來未去過嘅。
+
+143
+00:16:22,882 --> 00:16:28,325
+韋小寶叫埋雙兒過嚟，要佢講咗啲地圖上其餘山川嘅名。
+
+144
+00:16:28,823 --> 00:16:36,280
+兩個老參客啊逐一逐二指點咗方位遠近，果然同地圖上嘅記載係一啲都冇錯嘅。
+
+145
+00:16:37,160 --> 00:16:42,018
+酒醉飯飽之後，噉啊同通古斯人同埋參客分別咗。
+
+146
+00:16:42,770 --> 00:16:55,181
+韋小寶諗嘞：嗰個鹿鼎山，原來離呢度仲有好幾千里路嘅，橫掂得閒冇事做啫，不如去將寶貝掘出嚟都好啊。
+
+147
+00:16:56,259 --> 00:17:06,412
+其實掘唔掘寶貝啊，佢並唔係點在乎嘅，講真㗎啦，佢係怕遇到洪教主瘦頭陀嗰班人啊。
+
+148
+00:17:07,030 --> 00:17:15,516
+洪教主佢哋喺南便，如果自己再向北兩三千里，洪教主無論如何都搵唔到自己嘞。
+
+149
+00:17:16,028 --> 00:17:27,586
+佢又諗：我同雙兒喺荒山野嶺等佢十年八年，洪教主啊非死不可嘅，唔通佢真係能夠，壽與天齊咩？
+
+150
+00:17:28,580 --> 00:17:34,135
+於是去鋪頭買咗兩件上等嘅貂皮袍，同雙兒一人一件着好。
+
+151
+00:17:34,603 --> 00:17:46,702
+噉又怕萬一畀洪教主追到啊，貂皮袍外便呢仍然着住嗰件粗陋嘅鹿皮衫冚住，用煤麩啊搽黑塊面，噉就算追到嘞，亦希望佢認唔出。
+
+152
+00:17:47,306 --> 00:17:50,081
+噉啊請咗一架大車，一路向北行。
+
+153
+00:17:50,690 --> 00:17:58,679
+喺大車裏便，同雙兒傾傾講講，偶然大功告成一下，真係其樂融融啊。
+
+154
+00:18:00,100 --> 00:18:05,323
+噉啊坐咗二十幾日大車，越係向北呢，就越加冷嘞。
+
+155
+00:18:06,284 --> 00:18:10,224
+條路冰封雪積，大車已經唔能夠通行。
+
+156
+00:18:10,913 --> 00:18:18,239
+兩個人就改為騎馬，到咗收尾，連馬都唔能夠行喇，就喺密林雪原上便就噉行。
+
+157
+00:18:19,574 --> 00:18:27,337
+好在韋小寶其實係為咗避難唧，眼見窮山惡水四野無人，個心啊越覺得平安。
+
+158
+00:18:27,903 --> 00:18:34,996
+雙兒嘅記性極之好嘅，跟住地圖上面所畫嘅方位，慢慢向北方一路咁搵。
+
+159
+00:18:35,720 --> 00:18:41,257
+撞到獵人參客，就打聽地名，同地圖記載嘅嚟到印證。
+
+160
+00:18:43,031 --> 00:18:49,993
+地圖上便有八個顏色嘅圈仔，就係鹿鼎山嘞，嗰度係有兩條大江合流嘅。
+
+161
+00:18:50,830 --> 00:18:54,600
+呢日計起上嚟呢，距離應該冇幾遠㗎嘞。
+
+162
+00:18:55,670 --> 00:19:06,138
+兩個人喺一座大叢林裏便正在行緊，突然間，東北角上面嘭噉一聲，係火器射擊嘅聲音。
+
+163
+00:19:06,891 --> 00:19:11,028
+韋小寶大吃一驚啊佢話：哎呀弊嘞，洪教主追嚟喇。
+
+164
+00:19:11,588 --> 00:19:15,527
+連忙拉住雙兒，匿埋喺樹後嗰啲草林裏便。
+
+165
+00:19:16,211 --> 00:19:21,748
+跟住聽見十幾個人呼喝號叫跑過嚟，跟住呢，又有馬蹄聲。
+
+166
+00:19:23,401 --> 00:19:34,100
+韋小寶怕嘅只係洪教主追嚟啫將佢捉住抽筋剝皮，呢個時候聽啲聲音呢，似乎同洪教主無關，就稍為放心嘞。
+
+167
+00:19:35,491 --> 00:19:41,985
+喺草林裏便裝出去，只見十幾個通古斯獵人，猛咁嗌猛咁走。
+
+168
+00:19:43,074 --> 00:19:51,292
+忽然間，聽見嘭嘭嘭嘭，幾個獵人𢴈咗喺地，轆咗幾轆，就死咗咯，個身啊流啲血出嚟。
+
+169
+00:19:52,389 --> 00:19:57,643
+韋小寶揸住雙兒隻手佢心諗：呢啲係外國鬼嘅火槍啊。
+
+170
+00:19:58,782 --> 00:20:07,253
+跟住又馬蹄聲響，七八騎馬衝過嚟，騎馬嘅，果然都係黃鬚綠眼嘅外國官兵。
+
+171
+00:20:08,331 --> 00:20:16,081
+一個個身材魁梧神情兇惡，有啲係揸住火槍，有啲係揸住彎刀亂咁斬。
+
+172
+00:20:17,111 --> 00:20:22,125
+一陣間咁耐，就將其餘嘅通古斯獵人冚𠾴唥斬死嘞。
+
+173
+00:20:23,418 --> 00:20:35,850
+啲外國官兵哈哈大笑，跳咗落馬，搜查獵人身上所帶嘅嘢，噉攞咗幾張貂皮、六七隻銀狐，嘰哩咕嚕噉講咗一陣，就上馬去咗嘞。
+
+174
+00:20:37,276 --> 00:20:43,259
+韋小寶同雙兒聽見馬蹄聲去遠咗，噉先至慢慢喺草林裏便出嚟。
+
+175
+00:20:44,309 --> 00:20:47,266
+睇下啲獵人，已經冇一個係生嘅。
+
+176
+00:20:48,249 --> 00:20:53,342
+韋小寶低聲話：呢啲外國鬼，都係大賊啊。
+
+177
+00:20:54,143 --> 00:20:59,252
+雙兒話：仲惡過大賊啊，搶咗嘢仲要殺人喎。
+
+178
+00:21:00,263 --> 00:21:02,472
+韋小寶突然間諗起一件事就話：
+
+179
+00:21:03,703 --> 00:21:09,193
+點解會有外國大賊嘅呢？唔通吳三桂已經造反啦？
+
+180
+00:21:10,618 --> 00:21:17,158
+佢知道吳三桂同羅剎國有約，雲南一發兵，羅剎國就喺北方進攻嘞。
+
+181
+00:21:18,511 --> 00:21:26,644
+而家突然間見到咁多外國兵，莫非幾十日以嚟，不聞外事吳三桂已經逳手啦？
+
+182
+00:21:27,552 --> 00:21:33,266
+想到吳三桂手下兵馬眾多，不禁為小玄子擔憂嘞。
+
+183
+00:21:34,479 --> 00:21:46,140
+雙兒話：唉，呢啲獵人真係可憐喇，佢哋屋企嘅父母妻子，而家正在等佢哋返去啊。
+
+184
+00:21:47,339 --> 00:21:52,523
+韋小寶嗯噉應咗一聲，突然間佢話：我要返去見小皇帝。
+
+185
+00:21:52,993 --> 00:21:57,453
+嗱各位，欲知後事如何，且聽下回分解。

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+1
+00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,397
+前文再續啊書接上一回啊。
+
+2
+00:00:04,905 --> 00:00:13,826
+話説韋小寶見啲外國兵殺咗十幾個通古斯獵人，佢諗起唔知係咪吳三桂起兵造反呢？
+
+3
+00:00:15,127 --> 00:00:18,143
+突然間佢話：我要返去見小皇帝。
+
+4
+00:00:19,540 --> 00:00:23,472
+雙兒好奇怪嘞就問：見小皇帝？
+
+5
+00:00:24,483 --> 00:00:24,955
+冇錯。
+
+6
+00:00:25,764 --> 00:00:35,560
+吳三桂起兵造反，小皇帝呢一定有好多説話同我講嘅，就算我諗唔出咩主意，同佢傾下偈解下悶都係好㗎嘛。
+
+7
+00:00:36,259 --> 00:00:37,480
+我哋而家就返去北京嘞。
+
+8
+00:00:38,771 --> 00:00:40,710
+噉，唔去鹿鼎山喇？
+
+9
+00:00:42,062 --> 00:00:44,334
+呢次唔去咯，下次再去啦。
+
+10
+00:00:45,531 --> 00:00:52,208
+韋小寶啊雖然係貪財啊，但係佢存嘅金銀財寶，點都使唔晒啦。
+
+11
+00:00:53,500 --> 00:01:02,968
+想到鹿鼎山同小玄子嘅龍脈有關，實在唔想去掘，因為怕一掘啊，就會害咗小玄子條命嘞。
+
+12
+00:01:04,056 --> 00:01:15,010
+佢搵出八部四十二章經裏便嘅碎羊皮，將佢夾成一幅地圖，查出咗地圖上嘅山川名字，噉一直都係非常熱心嘅。
+
+13
+00:01:16,096 --> 00:01:23,856
+但係真係嚟到鹿鼎山嘞，忽然又怕起上嚟，就希望搵個咩嘢藉口，離得越遠越好。
+
+14
+00:01:25,333 --> 00:01:39,880
+如果話完全係為咗顧全對康熙嘅義氣噉就未必，只係鹿鼎山掘寶呢件事實在太大嘞，佢身邊呢，只有雙兒一個人，事到臨頭就不免膽怯。
+
+15
+00:01:40,360 --> 00:01:51,087
+呢，你話如果佢帶住幾千名驍騎營官兵，講唔定啊已經大叫：誇啦啦兵發鹿鼎山嘞而去嘞。
+
+16
+00:01:51,812 --> 00:01:55,712
+雙兒又冇乜主意嘅，噉當然係唯命是從啦。
+
+17
+00:01:56,286 --> 00:02:04,973
+韋小寶話：我哋返去北京，千祈唔好撞到啲外國大賊啊，仲係跟住條江邊走，睇下有冇船啦。
+
+18
+00:02:05,716 --> 00:02:08,409
+噉就穿出咗樹林，向東便行嘞。
+
+19
+00:02:09,028 --> 00:02:14,767
+行到下午，嚟到一條大江旁邊，噉啊遠遠望見有座城寨。
+
+20
+00:02:15,474 --> 00:02:17,402
+韋小寶好歡喜佢心諗：
+
+21
+00:02:18,232 --> 00:02:22,571
+去到城寨呢請船又好騎馬又好，總之有錢就得喇。
+
+22
+00:02:22,892 --> 00:02:24,368
+就急急腳噉行嘞噃。
+
+23
+00:02:25,036 --> 00:02:34,610
+行咗幾里路，又見到一條大江，由西北蜿蜒而來，就嚟到呢處呢，同嗰條波濤洶湧嘅大江會合。
+
+24
+00:02:35,231 --> 00:02:46,255
+雙兒忽然間話：相公啊，呢條就阿穆爾河同黑龍江喇，嗰度，嗰度就係鹿鼎山喇。
+
+25
+00:02:46,727 --> 00:02:49,213
+講完，用手指住嗰座城寨。
+
+26
+00:02:50,030 --> 00:02:55,731
+韋小寶話：你有冇記錯啊？咁巧嘅？
+
+27
+00:02:56,958 --> 00:03:04,817
+地圖上的的確確係噉畫㗎，不過地圖上便，只係八個有顏色嘅圈仔，就冇話有座城寨嘅。
+
+28
+00:03:06,102 --> 00:03:09,800
+鹿鼎山上面有座城寨真係古怪嘞。
+
+29
+00:03:10,496 --> 00:03:17,039
+哼，我睇呢座城寨啊，唔係點靠得住唧，我哋仲係唔好去喇。
+
+30
+00:03:18,191 --> 00:03:20,192
+咩嘢唔係點靠得住啊相公？
+
+31
+00:03:20,810 --> 00:03:28,173
+你睇下吖，城頭上啊，有朵妖雲，睇嚟城寨裏頭有個好大好大嘅妖怪啊。
+
+32
+00:03:28,431 --> 00:03:32,791
+哎呀，我最怕妖怪㗎喇，相公啊，我哋快啲扯啦。
+
+33
+00:03:33,911 --> 00:03:41,163
+就喺呢個時候，只聽見馬蹄聲響，有幾十騎馬順住江邊由南便過嚟。
+
+34
+00:03:42,461 --> 00:03:46,362
+呢處四圍都係平原，冇地方可以躲藏嘅。
+
+35
+00:03:47,274 --> 00:03:53,490
+韋小寶拉一拉雙兒，兩個人喺江岸轆落去，縮喺江邊嘅大石後便。
+
+36
+00:03:54,677 --> 00:04:02,011
+過咗冇幾耐，就見一隊馬隊飛跑而過，騎喺馬上嘅都係外國官兵。
+
+37
+00:04:03,083 --> 00:04:09,650
+韋小寶伸伸條脷，眼睇住呢隊外國兵啊入咗城寨嘞，佢話：係唔係呢係唔係呢？
+
+38
+00:04:10,303 --> 00:04:13,530
+我話呢座城寨唔係點靠得住，果然冇錯喇。
+
+39
+00:04:14,390 --> 00:04:18,187
+原來嗰啲唔係妖雲，係外國番雲啊。
+
+40
+00:04:19,466 --> 00:04:27,861
+雙兒話：我哋咁辛苦先至搵到鹿鼎山，點知道呢座山啊，畀外國大賊霸佔咗去喎。
+
+41
+00:04:28,932 --> 00:04:32,599
+韋小寶哎吖一聲，跳起身大叫話：弊喇弊喇。
+
+42
+00:04:33,648 --> 00:04:37,242
+雙兒見佢面色都變咗就連忙問佢：做咩嘢啊？
+
+43
+00:04:38,056 --> 00:04:44,051
+啲外國大賊一定知道咗地圖上嘅秘密，如果唔係，點解搵到呢處啊？
+
+44
+00:04:44,812 --> 00:04:48,556
+呢批寶藏同埋龍脈啊，都保唔住咯。
+
+45
+00:04:49,931 --> 00:05:01,510
+雙兒從來都冇聽佢講過寶藏同龍��嘅事嘅，不過嗰幅地圖砌得咁艱難，亦早就想到鹿鼎山呢必定係事關重大。
+
+46
+00:05:02,546 --> 00:05:04,731
+見佢皺實眉頭就勸佢話：
+
+47
+00:05:05,073 --> 00:05:10,642
+相公，既然畀外國兵搵到先咯，都冇法子啦。
+
+48
+00:05:11,207 --> 00:05:16,828
+啲外國大賊有火器，咁兇惡，我哋兩個鬥佢哋唔過㗎。
+
+49
+00:05:17,532 --> 00:05:19,262
+韋小寶歎咗口氣就話：
+
+50
+00:05:19,951 --> 00:05:28,853
+唉，噉真係奇怪嘞，我哋嘅地圖拼成咗之後，過咗冇幾日就燒咗咯，點會洩漏咗機密呢？
+
+51
+00:05:30,321 --> 00:05:37,190
+呢啲外國大賊係唔係已經掘咗寶藏，破咗小皇帝嘅龍脈呢？一定要查明佢至得。
+
+52
+00:05:38,673 --> 00:05:46,860
+不過諗起先頭外國兵喺樹林裏便，殺人嗰啲兇狼殘忍嘅樣，不由得打個冷顫佢沉吟話：
+
+53
+00:05:48,095 --> 00:05:54,127
+我想去鹿鼎山查清楚呢件事，但係太過危險嘞，要想個法子至得。
+
+54
+00:05:54,753 --> 00:06:00,384
+雙兒啊，我哋等到天黑先至去，就唔容易畀啲鬼佬發覺喇。
+
+55
+00:06:01,933 --> 00:06:06,956
+話說韋小寶同雙兒食咗啲鹿肉乾，就瞓喺江岸邊休息。
+
+56
+00:06:08,211 --> 00:06:11,560
+等到二更時分，噉啊靜靜行去城寨。
+
+57
+00:06:11,986 --> 00:06:25,274
+四圍寂靜無聲，呢一晚月色非常之好，望見嗰座城寨係用大木材同大石頭起嘅，面積呢都好大，決非一朝一夕之功。
+
+58
+00:06:26,262 --> 00:06:36,511
+韋小寶又諗嘞：呢座城寨早就起㗎喇，唔係有人偷睇咗我個地圖，講畀羅剎人知就嚟呢度起座城寨嘅。
+
+59
+00:06:38,107 --> 00:06:42,110
+佢睇見自己同雙兒嘅人影照喺地下，驚喇。
+
+60
+00:06:42,970 --> 00:06:54,090
+你話城頭如果有羅剎兵看守，幾槍打過嚟，韋小寶變成韋死寶喇，就掹一掹雙兒，趴低個身，察看動靜。
+
+61
+00:06:55,229 --> 00:07:03,407
+只見城寨東南角有一座木屋，窗裏便透出火光，睇嚟係守兵住嘅地方嘞。
+
+62
+00:07:04,342 --> 00:07:06,627
+韋小寶喺雙兒耳邊低聲話：
+
+63
+00:07:07,753 --> 00:07:09,293
+我哋去嗰便睇下咯。
+
+64
+00:07:09,880 --> 00:07:12,977
+噉兩個人慢慢向嗰間木屋躝過去嘞。
+
+65
+00:07:13,813 --> 00:07:20,722
+啱啱去到窗外，就聽見屋裏便傳出幾下女子嘅笑聲，笑得好淫蕩嘅。
+
+66
+00:07:21,832 --> 00:07:27,882
+韋小寶同雙兒對望一眼都覺得好奇怪：點解有女人嘅？
+
+67
+00:07:28,844 --> 00:07:31,649
+韋小寶哄隻眼喺窗罅裝入去。
+
+68
+00:07:32,552 --> 00:07:37,921
+因為當地天寒風大啊，窗罅塞到密密實實，咩嘢都睇唔見。
+
+69
+00:07:38,565 --> 00:07:46,473
+屋裏便呢就不斷噉傳出人聲，一男一女有講有笑，嘰哩咕嚕噉一句都聽唔懂。
+
+70
+00:07:47,651 --> 00:07:53,681
+韋小寶啊知道呢對羅剎男女呢唔係做好事㗎喇，佢想搵條罅嚟裝下。
+
+71
+00:07:54,477 --> 00:08:02,195
+點知道地下呢結滿晒冰，好滑嘅，一下企唔穩，個頭殼啊撞埋個窗處，忍唔住哎吖一聲。
+
+72
+00:08:03,161 --> 00:08:05,259
+屋裏便嘅聲音當堂停咗。
+
+73
+00:08:05,932 --> 00:08:09,750
+過咗一陣間，一個男子聲音大聲噉喝問嘞。
+
+74
+00:08:10,756 --> 00:08:14,918
+韋小寶同雙兒趴喺地下，一時就唔知點樣好噃。
+
+75
+00:08:16,011 --> 00:08:23,452
+只聽見拔起門閂，木門推開，一個人手挽燈籠，照住門外睇下。
+
+76
+00:08:23,977 --> 00:08:28,351
+韋小寶輕輕跳起身，舉起匕首㓤入佢嘅胸膛。
+
+77
+00:08:28,956 --> 00:08:32,789
+嗰個人啊哼都冇哼一下，就軟顂顂噉跌低嘞。
+
+78
+00:08:33,890 --> 00:08:42,510
+雙兒啊搶先入屋，只見房裏便空空蕩蕩唔見有人，佢話：咦？嗰個女人呢？
+
+79
+00:08:43,686 --> 00:08:53,456
+韋小寶跟住入去，見到房裏便有一張炕床、一張木枱、一個木箱，枱上便點住一支熊脂蠟燭。
+
+80
+00:08:54,128 --> 00:08:56,869
+嗰個女人已經不知去向嘞，就話：
+
+81
+00:08:57,328 --> 00:08:59,760
+快啲搵，唔好畀佢去報信喇。
+
+82
+00:09:00,812 --> 00:09:04,926
+眼見房裏便除咗大門之外，冇其他出路啊。
+
+83
+00:09:05,822 --> 00:09:08,969
+佢將死人拉咗入嚟，閂翻埋道大門。
+
+84
+00:09:09,507 --> 00:09:13,896
+見嗰個死人係個外國兵士，下身赤裸就冇着褲嘅。
+
+85
+00:09:14,821 --> 00:09:20,983
+韋小寶擔高頭望下屋頂，亦唔見有咩異狀啊就話：一定喺呢處嘅。
+
+86
+00:09:21,827 --> 00:09:29,988
+衝到木箱旁邊，揭開箱蓋，跟住個身向旁邊一閃，防備嗰個羅剎女人喺箱裏便開槍。
+
+87
+00:09:30,637 --> 00:09:33,908
+過咗一陣，唔見動靜啊，雙兒話：
+
+88
+00:09:34,588 --> 00:09:37,607
+箱裏頭都冇人啊，真係奇喇。
+
+89
+00:09:38,523 --> 00:09:46,847
+韋小寶行埋去睇下，見到木箱裏便擠滿晒皮草，用手一扲，下便亦係皮���。
+
+90
+00:09:47,870 --> 00:09:53,904
+忽然間，佢聞到一陣濃香，顯然係女子嘅脂粉香氣，就話：
+
+91
+00:09:54,741 --> 00:09:56,457
+呢處有啲靠唔住喇。
+
+92
+00:09:57,164 --> 00:10:04,510
+將皮草揦起嚟掉咗喺地，木箱底下竟然係個大洞，佢好歡喜噉話：喺呢處啊！
+
+93
+00:10:05,347 --> 00:10:08,674
+雙兒話：原來呢度有地道嘅。
+
+94
+00:10:09,266 --> 00:10:13,033
+韋小寶話：要快啲去截住嗰個羅剎女子至得。
+
+95
+00:10:13,522 --> 00:10:17,986
+佢一去報信，大隊嘅外國大差就湧到嚟，噉就不得了喇。
+
+96
+00:10:18,657 --> 00:10:25,020
+佢嗱嗱聲除咗身上臃腫嘅皮衣，手揸匕首，就喺個洞處蜎入去。
+
+97
+00:10:25,912 --> 00:10:31,364
+佢對外國兵呢就好怕嘅，至於外國女人就唔放在心上。
+
+98
+00:10:32,551 --> 00:10:36,890
+嗰條地道斜斜地向下行，只能夠躝㗎啫。
+
+99
+00:10:37,783 --> 00:10:42,130
+佢個人瘦小靈活，喺地道裏便躝得特別迅速。
+
+100
+00:10:43,011 --> 00:10:45,948
+躝咗十幾丈喇，就聽見前面有聲。
+
+101
+00:10:46,774 --> 00:10:52,066
+佢手腳加力，躝得更加快嘞，前面嘅聲音，已經隔得好近。
+
+102
+00:10:52,823 --> 00:10:57,189
+左手向前一伸出力一拉，碰到一隻小腿。
+
+103
+00:10:57,970 --> 00:11:00,831
+嗰個女子一聲低叫連忙向前逃走。
+
+104
+00:11:01,590 --> 00:11:03,670
+韋小寶歡喜到乜嘢噉佢諗：
+
+105
+00:11:04,185 --> 00:11:07,533
+我如果一劍㓤死你呢唔算英雄好漢。
+
+106
+00:11:07,951 --> 00:11:12,033
+好男不與女鬥，中國好男不與羅剎鬼婆鬥。
+
+107
+00:11:12,597 --> 00:11:18,681
+外國男鬼我見得多喇，外國女鬼係點樣嘅呢？嘿，我點都要睇清楚至得。
+
+108
+00:11:19,406 --> 00:11:24,739
+佢將匕首插翻落劍鞘，猛躝上前，雙手揦住嗰個女子小腿。
+
+109
+00:11:26,072 --> 00:11:31,016
+嗰個女子喺地道裏便唔能夠轉身嘞，就搏命向前躝。
+
+110
+00:11:31,911 --> 00:11:39,231
+呢個女子好夠力㗎，韋小寶竟然拉佢唔住，反而畀佢拖住向前移咗丈幾遠。
+
+111
+00:11:40,031 --> 00:11:46,538
+韋小寶啊雙腳撐開，頂住個地道兩便嘅土壁，噉先至唔再畀佢拉向前。
+
+112
+00:11:47,174 --> 00:11:54,121
+突然之間，嗰個女子出力掙扎，韋小寶手上一滑，啊竟然又畀佢掙扎甩嘞。
+
+113
+00:11:55,019 --> 00:12:00,196
+嗰個女子迅速躝向前便，韋小寶撲上去，一下攬住佢條腰。
+
+114
+00:12:01,405 --> 00:12:06,425
+突然間頭頂空咗，原來，係到咗一笪比較寬敞嘅地方。
+
+115
+00:12:07,512 --> 00:12:12,013
+嗰個女子低笑兩聲，擰轉頭，向住韋小寶就吻。
+
+116
+00:12:12,634 --> 00:12:15,473
+黑暗之中，吻喺佢鼻哥上便。
+
+117
+00:12:16,303 --> 00:12:23,996
+韋小寶只覺得成鼻都係濃香，抱住嗰個女子呢全身赤裸，竟然一絲不掛噃。
+
+118
+00:12:25,002 --> 00:12:30,163
+又覺得個女子反手過嚟攬住自己，個心啊一下迷迷懵懵。
+
+119
+00:12:31,097 --> 00:12:34,782
+聽見雙兒低聲問佢：相公，你做乜嘢啊？
+
+120
+00:12:35,431 --> 00:12:43,011
+韋小寶嗯嗯牙牙想話答佢啦，懷中嗰個女子吻住咗佢個嘴，當堂講唔出説話。
+
+121
+00:12:44,233 --> 00:12:53,348
+忽然間，聽見頭頂有人話：我哋知道總督嚟到雅克薩，所以趕嚟相會啊。
+
+122
+00:12:54,135 --> 00:13:05,677
+呢句説話一入韋小寶耳仔，吖好似一桶冰水，兜頭淋落嚟，講説話嘅人，竟然係神龍教洪教主啊。
+
+123
+00:13:06,690 --> 00:13:09,258
+點解洪教主會喺頭殼頂嘅？
+
+124
+00:13:10,280 --> 00:13:14,917
+自己抱住呢個羅剎女子，點解又咁風騷親熱嘅呢？
+
+125
+00:13:16,033 --> 00:13:25,804
+佢生平遇到嘅奇事實在唔少，但係今晚喺呢條地道裏便嘅遭遇，卻係從來都未有過嘅，任佢點想都想唔到㗎嘞。
+
+126
+00:13:26,711 --> 00:13:33,491
+佢抱住嘅係温香軟玉，心裏頭想嘅呢係洪教主要抽筋剝皮。
+
+127
+00:13:34,277 --> 00:13:43,674
+佢膽戰心驚，急忙啊放開懷抱嘅女子，就想轉身逃走嘞噃，點知呢個女子緊緊攬住佢唔肯鬆手。
+
+128
+00:13:44,373 --> 00:13:49,439
+韋小寶急到不得了，喺佢耳邊講話：嘰哩咕嚕稀里嘩啦糊里糊塗。
+
+129
+00:13:49,866 --> 00:13:53,619
+講咗幾句生安白造嘅羅剎話就希望佢聽懂啦。
+
+130
+00:13:54,577 --> 00:13:58,715
+嗰個女子笑咗兩聲，喺佢耳邊低聲噉講咗幾句説話。
+
+131
+00:13:59,327 --> 00:14:04,646
+噉估計必定係正宗羅剎話喇，跟住用手喺佢面珠出力噉擰咗一下。
+
+132
+00:14:05,622 --> 00:14:11,631
+就喺呢個時候，聽見頭殼頂一個男人嘰哩咕嚕噉講咗一串外國話。
+
+133
+00:14:12,403 --> 00:14:15,223
+佢個聲音一停，另外一個人話：
+
+134
+00:14:16,032 --> 00:14:25,491
+總督大人話，神龍教教主大駕光臨，佢非常歡迎，冇過嚟迎接非���失禮，請洪教主原諒。
+
+135
+00:14:26,107 --> 00:14:36,627
+總督大人祝賀洪教主長命百歲，多福多壽，事事如意，盼望同洪教主做個好朋友，同心協力，共圖大事。
+
+136
+00:14:37,650 --> 00:14:47,158
+韋小寶個心話：呢個傳話嘅人冇學問呢，將仙福永享壽與天齊，傳成長命百歲多福多壽喎。
+
+137
+00:14:47,952 --> 00:14:58,439
+又聽見洪教主話：敝人祝賀羅剎國皇上萬壽無疆，祝賀總督大人福壽康寧，指日高升。
+
+138
+00:14:59,066 --> 00:15:11,250
+敝人竭誠竭力，同羅剎國同心協力，共圖大事，從此有福共享，有難共當，雙方永遠唔會背盟。
+
+139
+00:15:11,895 --> 00:15:16,971
+嗰個傳話嘅人講咗之後，羅剎國總督跟住又嘰哩咕嚕噉講到冇停嘞。
+
+140
+00:15:17,567 --> 00:15:23,736
+韋小寶喺嗰個女子耳邊低聲噉問：你係邊個啊？點解唔着衫㗎？
+
+141
+00:15:24,801 --> 00:15:30,997
+嗰個女子低聲笑住話：你係邊個？為乜嘢，衫，着住嘅？
+
+142
+00:15:31,561 --> 00:15:34,064
+講完，就嚟解韋小寶嘅內衣。
+
+143
+00:15:35,228 --> 00:15:39,480
+韋小寶喺呢個時候邊度有心情做呢啲風流快活勾當吖。
+
+144
+00:15:40,256 --> 00:15:49,324
+佢聽過湯若望、南懷仁講中國話，噉呢個時候呢個羅剎女子會講中國話亦唔奇怪，佢連忙話：
+
+145
+00:15:49,733 --> 00:15:52,090
+呢處好危險㗎，我哋快啲出去啦。
+
+146
+00:15:52,779 --> 00:15:58,286
+嗰個女子低聲話：唔逳，唔逳，逳喇，就聽見喇。
+
+147
+00:15:59,100 --> 00:16:03,856
+佢講嘅雖然係中國話啊，但語氣生硬，聽起嚟好硬耳嘅。
+
+148
+00:16:05,031 --> 00:16:07,026
+於是韋小寶逳都唔敢逳嘞。
+
+149
+00:16:07,973 --> 00:16:16,609
+佢聽住洪教主同嗰個羅剎國總督商議，話吳三桂喺雲南一起兵，雙方就夾攻清廷。
+
+150
+00:16:17,191 --> 00:16:23,551
+所定嘅方略，果然同嗰個蒙古鬍鬚佬罕帖摩所講嘅完全一樣嘅。
+
+151
+00:16:24,463 --> 00:16:27,260
+講到收尾，洪教主又獻一計。
+
+152
+00:16:27,807 --> 00:16:33,705
+話羅剎國如果由遼東進攻，路程又遠，沿途清兵防守又嚴；
+
+153
+00:16:34,185 --> 00:16:43,043
+不如由海路喺天津登陸，用火器大炮直攻北京，就可以比吳三桂先取北京喇噉。
+
+154
+00:16:43,813 --> 00:16:52,450
+嗰個總督好歡喜猛讚好嘢，話洪教主咁忠心，將來一定劃出中國幾個省，立佢為王。
+
+155
+00:16:53,383 --> 00:16:55,386
+洪教主啊猛咁多謝。
+
+156
+00:16:55,986 --> 00:16:59,063
+韋小寶又驚又嬲啊，佢諗：
+
+157
+00:17:00,061 --> 00:17:05,385
+洪教主呢個傢伙亦係大漢奸，同吳三桂啊一啲分別都冇。
+
+158
+00:17:06,650 --> 00:17:17,606
+呢個計策啊好毒辣啊，我要去稟告小皇帝聽，喺天津海口多裝啲大炮，羅剎國兵船嚟攻，就兵乓兵乓轟叉佢。
+
+159
+00:17:18,883 --> 00:17:20,232
+只聽洪教主又話：
+
+160
+00:17:20,823 --> 00:17:33,420
+總督大人咁遠路嚟到中國，我哋冇咩嘢好嘢孝敬嘞，只係大東珠一百粒、貂皮一百張、人參一百斤，送畀總督大人；
+
+161
+00:17:33,801 --> 00:17:37,611
+另外仲有貢品，呈畀羅剎國皇上。
+
+162
+00:17:38,752 --> 00:17:46,996
+韋小寶聽到呢處個心話：呢隻老狗吖居然置備咗咁多禮物，確係神通廣大噃。
+
+163
+00:17:48,202 --> 00:17:54,032
+突然覺得塊面一熱，原來嗰個女子將個面珠貼過嚟，跟住又摸下佢。
+
+164
+00:17:54,749 --> 00:17:57,622
+韋小寶亦唔客氣喇亦摸翻轉頭。
+
+165
+00:17:58,863 --> 00:18:02,088
+嗰個女子突然間咭噉一聲，笑起上嚟噃。
+
+166
+00:18:02,788 --> 00:18:06,956
+呢下笑聲都幾大㗎，洪教主當堂聽見嘞。
+
+167
+00:18:07,684 --> 00:18:14,731
+但係諗住總督大人房間裏便收埋個女子，事屬尋常吖，就詐作冇聽見。
+
+168
+00:18:15,642 --> 00:18:19,953
+講咗幾句客套話，話聽日再詳談啦噉就告辭出去嘞。
+
+169
+00:18:21,150 --> 00:18:32,781
+韋小寶突然聽見頭頂啪噉一聲，跟住耀眼生光，原來自己同嗰個女子攬實，縮埋喺一個大木箱裏便，箱蓋啊啱啱畀人掀開。
+
+170
+00:18:33,952 --> 00:18:42,676
+嗰個女子咭咭聲咁嬌笑，跳出木箱，攞一件衫啊褸喺身上，對韋小寶笑住話：出嚟，出嚟啦。
+
+171
+00:18:43,741 --> 00:18:51,883
+韋小寶慢慢喺木箱躝出嚟，只見一個身材魁梧嘅外國軍官手按佩劍，企喺木箱旁邊。
+
+172
+00:18:52,506 --> 00:18:55,202
+嗰個女子笑住話：仲有一個。
+
+173
+00:18:56,173 --> 00:19:02,580
+雙兒本來想匿埋喺木箱裏便嘅，因為韋小寶如果遇險啊，就可以設法子救佢吖嘛。
+
+174
+00:19:03,403 --> 00:19:06,835
+但係而家聽個女子噉樣講咯，亦只有跳出嚟啦。
+
+175
+00:19:07,663 --> 00:19:18,173
+韋小寶見嗰個女子一頭金色嘅頭髮，一直褸到膊頭，眼珠碧綠，皮色雪白，容貌���常之美麗。
+
+176
+00:19:18,903 --> 00:19:24,801
+不過個鼻哥呢，就未免高咗一啲嘞，身材亦比佢高咗半個頭。
+
+177
+00:19:25,834 --> 00:19:32,851
+韋小寶從來都未見過外國女子，噉睇唔出佢有幾多歲，估計不過二十幾歲啦。
+
+178
+00:19:33,630 --> 00:19:41,240
+佢笑吟吟噉望住韋小寶話：你，細佬哥，摸我，壞蛋，嘿嘿嘿嘿。
+
+179
+00:19:42,423 --> 00:19:45,352
+嗰個總督黑起塊面嘰哩咕嚕噉講咗一陣。
+
+180
+00:19:45,904 --> 00:19:47,980
+嗰個女子呢亦係嘰哩咕嚕噉講。
+
+181
+00:19:48,890 --> 00:19:51,467
+嗰個總督神態恭敬鞠咗幾個躬。
+
+182
+00:19:52,362 --> 00:19:56,239
+嗰個女子又講幾句，跟住用手指住韋小寶。
+
+183
+00:19:56,861 --> 00:20:04,002
+嗰個總督打開門，又將嗰個中國人傳譯叫咗入嚟，一男一女就不停口咁講。
+
+184
+00:20:04,833 --> 00:20:12,356
+韋小寶見間屋擺住唔少皮草，張床上便又放咗幾件金光閃閃嘅女子衣服。
+
+185
+00:20:13,754 --> 00:20:19,894
+忽然間，聽嗰個傳譯話：公主同總督問你，你係咩人？
+
+186
+00:20:20,787 --> 00:20:24,093
+韋小寶好奇怪噉話：乜佢係公主啊？
+
+187
+00:20:24,781 --> 00:20:34,285
+嗰個傳譯話：呢位係羅剎國皇帝嘅御姐，蘇菲亞公主殿下，呢位係高里津總督閣下，快啲跪低行禮。
+
+188
+00:20:35,277 --> 00:20:40,052
+韋小寶諗：公主殿下邊會噉亂七八糟嘅呢？
+
+189
+00:20:41,232 --> 00:20:53,894
+但係跟住諗到康熙御妹建寧公主嗰種亂七八糟法呢實在不在呢位羅剎公主之下，總之係皇帝御姐御妹，必定又靚又亂七八糟嘅就係喇。
+
+190
+00:20:54,400 --> 00:20:56,963
+於是笑吟吟噉請咗個安，佢話：
+
+191
+00:20:57,873 --> 00:21:04,099
+公主殿下，你好，你美貌到極，好似係天上仙女下凡噉。
+
+192
+00:21:04,473 --> 00:21:07,083
+我哋中國，從來冇你噉嘅美女嘅。
+
+193
+00:21:07,973 --> 00:21:17,110
+蘇菲亞會講一啲最粗淺嘅中國話，聽咗韋小寶嘅説話，知道係稱讚自己美麗，當堂心花怒放就話：
+
+194
+00:21:17,696 --> 00:21:20,477
+細佬哥，好好，有賞。
+
+195
+00:21:21,321 --> 00:21:27,063
+行到去枱邊，拉開櫃桶攞咗十幾個金幣，放落韋小寶隻手處。
+
+196
+00:21:27,637 --> 00:21:29,328
+韋小寶話：多謝。
+
+197
+00:21:30,324 --> 00:21:39,783
+佢接過金幣，喺燭光之下啊，見到公主五隻手指啊直情好似玉葱一樣，忍唔住伸手揦住放喺嘴邊吻咗一吻。
+
+198
+00:21:40,971 --> 00:21:44,376
+嗰個傳譯大吃一驚，喝佢話：唔准無禮！
+
+199
+00:21:44,948 --> 00:21:52,897
+點知道吻手禮啊，喺西洋外國極之通行嘅，係對高貴婦女十分尊敬嘅表示。
+
+200
+00:21:53,514 --> 00:21:57,053
+韋小寶誤打誤撞，吖竟然做啱咗。
+
+201
+00:21:57,666 --> 00:22:05,251
+不過吻手禮呢，吻嘅係女子手背，佢卻係捉住蘇菲亞公主嘅手掌，亂咁吮手指。
+
+202
+00:22:05,882 --> 00:22:09,266
+蘇菲亞一味咁嬌笑，亦唔縮翻隻手嘞。
+
+203
+00:22:09,777 --> 00:22:14,232
+嗱各位，欲知後事如何，且聽下回分解。

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+1
+00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,524
+前文再續啊書接上一回啊。
+
+2
+00:00:04,883 --> 00:00:12,820
+話說蘇菲亞公主見韋小寶讚佢美麗，好高興，就攞咗十幾個金幣打賞佢。
+
+3
+00:00:14,011 --> 00:00:16,990
+韋小寶吻咗一吻蘇菲亞公主隻手。
+
+4
+00:00:17,763 --> 00:00:22,226
+蘇菲亞呢亦唔縮翻隻手，只係一味噉嬌笑，佢問：
+
+5
+00:00:23,019 --> 00:00:24,964
+細佬哥，做乜嘢㗎？
+
+6
+00:00:25,880 --> 00:00:28,612
+韋小寶話：細佬哥，打獵嘅。
+
+7
+00:00:30,123 --> 00:00:32,413
+突然間門外便有個人大聲話：
+
+8
+00:00:33,112 --> 00:00:39,776
+呢個細佬哥係中國皇帝手下嘅大臣，唔好畀佢呃咗啊。
+
+9
+00:00:40,464 --> 00:00:42,086
+係洪教主嘅聲音。
+
+10
+00:00:43,103 --> 00:00:49,598
+韋小寶嚇到魂飛天外啊一扯雙兒嘅衫袖，即刻就向門外衝過去。
+
+11
+00:00:50,314 --> 00:00:56,007
+一推開道門，只見洪教主擘開雙手，喺門口攔實。
+
+12
+00:00:56,819 --> 00:00:58,877
+雙兒跳起身迎面一拳。
+
+13
+00:00:59,804 --> 00:01:04,215
+洪教主左手格開，右手一指，就點中佢條腰嘞。
+
+14
+00:01:04,668 --> 00:01:07,079
+雙兒嗯噉一聲，𢴈咗喺地。
+
+15
+00:01:07,912 --> 00:01:14,300
+韋小寶笑住話：嘿嘿嘿嘿，洪教主，你老人家仙福永享，壽與天齊啊。
+
+16
+00:01:15,288 --> 00:01:17,360
+夫人呢，佢有冇嚟啊？
+
+17
+00:01:18,346 --> 00:01:24,132
+洪教主唔回答，左手揦住佢拉佢入房，洪教主話：
+
+18
+00:01:24,942 --> 00:01:43,649
+啟稟公主殿下、總督大人，呢個人叫做韋小寶，係中國皇帝最親信嘅大臣，係皇帝嘅侍衞副總管、親兵都統、欽差大臣，封嘅係一等子爵。
+
+19
+00:01:44,734 --> 00:01:50,459
+嗰個傳譯將呢幾句説話譯咗嘞，蘇菲亞公主同埋總督都唔信噃。
+
+20
+00:01:51,193 --> 00:01:56,999
+蘇菲亞笑住話：細佬哥，唔係大臣，大臣，假嘅。
+
+21
+00:01:57,846 --> 00:02:00,785
+洪教主話：敝人有證據。
+
+22
+00:02:01,413 --> 00:02:06,826
+捩轉頭吩咐話：將嗰個細佬哥嘅衣服攞嚟。
+
+23
+00:02:07,987 --> 00:02:15,207
+只見陸高軒攞咗一個包袱入嚟，一打開，赫然係韋小寶原來嘅衣帽服飾。
+
+24
+00:02:16,977 --> 00:02:24,513
+韋小寶大為驚奇嘞佢諗：呢啲衣服，點會到咗佢嘅手裏便嘅呢？
+
+25
+00:02:25,104 --> 00:02:28,343
+吖洪教主真係神通廣大喇。
+
+26
+00:02:29,361 --> 00:02:33,800
+洪教主又吩咐陸高軒話：同佢着翻啲衣服。
+
+27
+00:02:34,485 --> 00:02:39,310
+陸高軒應咗，就將啲衣服，同韋小寶逐件着好。
+
+28
+00:02:40,301 --> 00:02:52,820
+呢啲衣服連埋黃馬褂，都喺樹林裏便係畀荊棘勾爛咗嘅，但係着起嚟呢，顯然十分合身，戴翻頂帽同花翎，果然係個清廷大官。
+
+29
+00:02:54,086 --> 00:03:02,368
+呢啲衣帽如果唔係韋小寶自己嘅，哈，世間上，都怕好難搵呢啲咁小號嘅大官服飾嘞。
+
+30
+00:03:03,633 --> 00:03:13,261
+韋小寶笑吟吟噉話：洪教主，你嘅本事真係大喇，我一路噉掉啲衣服，你又一路咁執噃。
+
+31
+00:03:14,039 --> 00:03:19,714
+洪教主吩咐陸高軒話：搜下佢身，睇下有乜嘢。
+
+32
+00:03:20,458 --> 00:03:24,073
+韋小寶話：嘿，唔使你搜，我攞出嚟。
+
+33
+00:03:24,691 --> 00:03:30,194
+講完，喺懷內扲出一大沓銀票，數額啊極之大嘅。
+
+34
+00:03:31,323 --> 00:03:40,587
+嗰個總督喺遼東已經好耐嘞，認得銀票，噉啊隨手翻咗幾下，大為驚奇啊對公主啊嘰哩咕嚕，似乎係話：
+
+35
+00:03:41,076 --> 00:03:45,769
+呢個細路啊果然係好有來歷㗎，身邊帶咗咁多銀喎噉。
+
+36
+00:03:46,692 --> 00:03:52,206
+洪教主話：呢個嘢好狡猾嘅，搜下佢身。
+
+37
+00:03:52,984 --> 00:04:02,297
+陸高軒將韋小寶身邊所有嘅嘢冚𠾴唥搜晒出嚟，其中，有一道康熙親筆寫嘅密諭，寫住：
+
+38
+00:04:02,951 --> 00:04:24,904
+欽差大臣、領內侍衛副大臣、兼驍騎營正黃旗滿洲都統、欽賜巴圖魯勇號、賜穿黃馬褂、一等子爵韋小寶前赴遼東一帶公幹，沿途文武百官，聽候調遣。
+
+39
+00:04:26,124 --> 00:04:30,693
+呢道御旨上面就蓋咗御寶，即係扱住皇帝嘅大印啊。
+
+40
+00:04:31,963 --> 00:04:38,744
+嗰個傳譯用羅剎話讀咗出嚟，蘇菲亞公主同埋高里津總督聽咗都覺得好驚奇啊。
+
+41
+00:04:39,619 --> 00:04:48,690
+洪教主話：啟稟公主，中國皇帝係個細佬哥，鐘意用細佬哥做大官。
+
+42
+00:04:49,631 --> 00:04:59,744
+呢個細佬哥，同中國小皇帝遊戲玩耍，會拍馬屁會吹牛皮，小皇帝鐘意佢。
+
+43
+00:05:01,010 --> 00:05:07,747
+蘇菲亞唔明白，拍馬屁吹牛皮係咩意思，問咗傳譯之後就笑住話：
+
+44
+00:05:08,863 --> 00:05:12,408
+我亦鐘意人哋拍馬屁吹牛皮嘅。
+
+45
+00:05:13,331 --> 00:05:15,495
+韋小寶當堂歡喜晒。
+
+46
+00:05:15,699 --> 00:05:18,171
+洪教主嘅面色就十分難睇嘞。
+
+47
+00:05:19,312 --> 00:05:23,796
+蘇菲亞又問：中國小皇帝，幾歲？
+
+48
+00:05:24,603 --> 00:05:28,136
+韋小寶話：中國大皇帝，十七歲。
+
+49
+00:05:29,131 --> 00:05:35,519
+羅剎大沙皇，係我細佬，亦係細佬哥，二十歲，唔係公伯爺。
+
+50
+00:05:36,383 --> 00:05:39,356
+韋小寶諗：咩嘢公伯爺啊？
+
+51
+00:05:39,560 --> 00:05:45,046
+哦，佢講錯咗喇，將伯爺公講成係公伯爺嘞。
+
+52
+00:05:45,602 --> 00:05:51,110
+就指下公主話：羅剎美麗公主，唔係公伯爺，好好。
+
+53
+00:05:51,528 --> 00:05:56,075
+又指下自己話：中國大官，唔係公伯爺，好好。
+
+54
+00:05:56,870 --> 00:06:02,254
+又指下洪教主話：中國壞蛋，係公伯爺，唔好，唔好。
+
+55
+00:06:02,973 --> 00:06:04,839
+蘇菲亞笑到肚都赤啊。
+
+56
+00:06:05,794 --> 00:06:10,860
+嗰個羅剎國總督係個三十歲左右嘅年青人，亦大聲咁笑。
+
+57
+00:06:11,416 --> 00:06:16,257
+洪教主啊黑起塊面，恨不得一掌就殺咗韋小寶。
+
+58
+00:06:16,741 --> 00:06:23,046
+蘇菲亞問：中國細佬哥大官，到呢度嚟，乜嘢做嘅？
+
+59
+00:06:23,727 --> 00:06:30,290
+韋小寶話：中國皇帝聽講羅剎國嘅大人嚟到遼東，噉派我嚟睇下。
+
+60
+00:06:30,917 --> 00:06:33,879
+皇上知道羅剎國皇帝呢亦唔係公伯爺。
+
+61
+00:06:34,726 --> 00:06:44,558
+知道羅剎公主呢，係仙女下凡，就派小人前嚟送禮，送畀公主同總督大人，大東珠兩百粒、人參兩百斤。
+
+62
+00:06:44,954 --> 00:06:48,554
+誰知半路遇到呢個大賊，將禮物搶咗去喎。
+
+63
+00:06:49,643 --> 00:06:57,696
+韋小寶説話都未講完啊，洪教主啊已經怒不可遏，舉起右掌，就向住韋小寶頭頂劈落去。
+
+64
+00:06:58,838 --> 00:07:08,859
+韋小寶先頭喺木箱裏便，聽見洪教主啊送咗唔少珍貴禮物畀總督，於是呢攞嚟加多一倍，話係皇帝送嘅。
+
+65
+00:07:09,955 --> 00:07:23,620
+佢口一便講，但係全神貫注啊睇實洪教主噃，一見佢舉起手掌，即刻使出九難教佢嘅神行百變輕功，瀡一聲，走到去蘇菲亞公主身後。
+
+66
+00:07:24,211 --> 00:07:29,838
+只聽見誇喇一聲，一張木椅，畀洪教主用手掌劈到冧咗。
+
+67
+00:07:30,402 --> 00:07:37,167
+高里津啊吃咗一驚啊，拔出短槍，將槍口指住洪教主，喝佢唔准亂逳。
+
+68
+00:07:38,561 --> 00:07:44,923
+先頭韋小寶嗰番説話呢講得太長嘞，公主聽唔懂，就叫傳譯傳話。
+
+69
+00:07:45,603 --> 00:07:47,902
+聽完之後對洪教主笑住話：
+
+70
+00:07:48,692 --> 00:07:52,910
+你嘅禮物，搶佢嘅，自己要一半，唔好！
+
+71
+00:07:53,703 --> 00:07:57,267
+洪教主好急啊佢話：唔係啊，唔係啊。
+
+72
+00:07:57,578 --> 00:08:02,342
+呢個嘢最會亂講㗎喇，公主千祈唔好信佢㗎。
+
+73
+00:08:03,451 --> 00:08:12,560
+佢見羅剎總督，用短槍指住自己，雖然西洋火器厲害啊，但係以佢嘅武功呢，亦唔驚佢。
+
+74
+00:08:13,504 --> 00:08:25,468
+只係正當圖謀大事嘅時候，要倚仗羅剎國大力支持，唔能夠因為一時之憤而得罪咗總督，所以就慢慢退到門邊，並冇反抗。
+
+75
+00:08:26,354 --> 00:08:29,429
+高里津收起短槍，講咗幾句説話。
+
+76
+00:08:29,802 --> 00:08:36,629
+個傳譯話：總督大人請洪教主唔使嬲，佢知道呢個細佬哥亂咁講。
+
+77
+00:08:37,056 --> 00:08:41,539
+蘇菲亞公主秘密嚟到東方，中國皇帝決唔會知道。
+
+78
+00:08:42,072 --> 00:08:44,922
+中國皇帝亦唔會送禮畀羅剎國總督。
+
+79
+00:08:45,903 --> 00:08:49,353
+洪教主即時條氣順晒，佢微笑話：
+
+80
+00:08:49,850 --> 00:08:55,735
+總督大人英明，見事明白，果然唔會受呢個嘢矇騙。
+
+81
+00:08:57,014 --> 00:08:59,220
+噉高里津就問起韋小寶嘅來歷。
+
+82
+00:08:59,927 --> 00:09:08,595
+洪教主將佢點樣殺咗大臣鰲拜，點樣送御妹去雲南完婚，點樣吹牛拍馬作惡多端；
+
+83
+00:09:09,047 --> 00:09:13,960
+以致深得康熙寵幸等等嘅情形，加油添醬噉講咗。
+
+84
+00:09:14,682 --> 00:09:24,756
+收尾佢話：呢個嘢係小皇帝嘅左右手，我哋殺咗佢，小皇帝一定非常唔高興。
+
+85
+00:09:25,280 --> 00:09:29,133
+我哋起兵做事，成功起嚟亦快得多。
+
+86
+00:09:30,454 --> 00:09:33,684
+佢一面講，傳譯不停噉譯成羅剎話。
+
+87
+00:09:34,838 --> 00:09:45,036
+蘇菲亞公主啊笑吟吟噉睇住韋小寶好感興趣，似乎洪教主講得韋小寶越係十惡不赦，佢聽起上嚟呢就越開心。
+
+88
+00:09:46,551 --> 00:09:52,110
+高里津沉吟咗一陣就問：中國皇帝好歡喜呢個細佬哥啊？
+
+89
+00:09:52,928 --> 00:09:59,552
+洪教主話：冇錯，否則佢小小年紀，點會做咁大嘅官呢？
+
+90
+00:10:00,403 --> 00:10:08,870
+高里津話：呢個細佬哥唔能夠殺，送信畀��國皇帝，叫佢攞大批金銀珠寶嚟換佢返去啦。
+
+91
+00:10:09,514 --> 00:10:15,393
+蘇菲亞好歡喜啊，喺高里津嘅面珠輕輕吻咗一吻，講咗幾句説話。
+
+92
+00:10:15,580 --> 00:10:20,119
+呢幾句説話嗰個傳譯冇譯出嚟喇，睇嚟係讚佢聰明啦。
+
+93
+00:10:21,053 --> 00:10:23,091
+韋小寶個心歡喜喇佢諗：
+
+94
+00:10:23,871 --> 00:10:29,604
+只要唔殺我就好喇，要小皇帝攞啲金銀珠寶嚟贖我啫嘛好容易啫。
+
+95
+00:10:30,182 --> 00:10:34,732
+洪教主神情就唔係點愉快咯，不過亦無可奈何啊。
+
+96
+00:10:35,716 --> 00:10:43,050
+韋小寶將嗰沓銀票分成三沓，一沓送畀蘇菲亞公主，另外一沓送畀高里津；
+
+97
+00:10:43,619 --> 00:10:48,303
+喺第三沓裏便抽咗兩張一百兩嘅出嚟，送畀嗰個傳譯；
+
+98
+00:10:48,703 --> 00:10:51,150
+噉其餘嘅呢，就袋咗入自己嘅袋嘞。
+
+99
+00:10:52,260 --> 00:10:55,999
+蘇菲亞、高里津同嗰個傳譯都好歡喜。
+
+100
+00:10:56,636 --> 00:11:04,090
+蘇菲亞要嗰個傳譯數過總共係幾多錢，噉啊命令佢設法子派人去關內兑換銀兩噉。
+
+101
+00:11:04,776 --> 00:11:18,123
+一數，嘩，竟然係十萬兩有多，無意之間就發咗一筆大財，不由得心花怒放，抱住韋小寶喺佢兩邊面珠呢就猛咁親吻，佢話：
+
+102
+00:11:18,670 --> 00:11:22,414
+銀兩夠多喇，放咗呢個細佬哥返去啦。
+
+103
+00:11:23,562 --> 00:11:30,804
+韋小寶個心諗：而家放自己喎，一定畀洪教主捉住抽筋剝皮定啦。
+
+104
+00:11:31,133 --> 00:11:37,978
+就連忙話：哎呀，咁美麗嘅公主，我從來都未見過嘅，想睇多幾日添啊。
+
+105
+00:11:38,844 --> 00:11:44,724
+蘇菲亞咭咭聲咁嬌笑佢話：我哋，聽日，返莫斯科去喇。
+
+106
+00:11:45,902 --> 00:11:49,526
+韋小寶啊邊度知道莫斯科喺邊處嚟呢，就話：
+
+107
+00:11:50,304 --> 00:11:55,299
+美麗嘅公主，去莫斯科，細佬哥大官，亦去莫斯科。
+
+108
+00:11:55,566 --> 00:12:00,502
+美麗公主去天上月亮，細佬哥大官，亦去天上月亮。
+
+109
+00:12:01,414 --> 00:12:08,818
+蘇菲亞見佢説話伶俐，得人歡喜，就岌頭話：好，我帶你去莫斯科。
+
+110
+00:12:09,863 --> 00:12:15,240
+高里津就皺下眉頭，想話阻止㗎喇，跟住就微笑點頭話：
+
+111
+00:12:16,000 --> 00:12:18,570
+好啊，我哋帶你去莫斯科。
+
+112
+00:12:19,562 --> 00:12:21,567
+就向洪教主啊揮一揮手。
+
+113
+00:12:22,604 --> 00:12:27,838
+洪教主啊只有告辭啦，出門口嘅時候矋咗韋小寶一眼。
+
+114
+00:12:28,868 --> 00:12:35,514
+韋小寶向佢伸下條脷扮個鬼臉佢話：洪教主仙福永享，壽與天齊。
+
+115
+00:12:36,231 --> 00:12:40,427
+洪教主嬲到不得了，帶住陸高軒等人就扯咗咯。
+
+116
+00:12:42,201 --> 00:12:51,179
+羅剎國皇帝啊稱為沙皇，今年二十歲，叫做西奧圖三世，蘇菲亞係佢家姐。
+
+117
+00:12:52,052 --> 00:13:01,401
+呢位西奧圖三世，一出世就殘廢嘅，行動不便，國家嘅大事經常喺床上面處理裁決。
+
+118
+00:13:02,773 --> 00:13:09,910
+羅剎嘅風俗同中華禮義之邦完全唔同嘅，男女之間嘅關係，向來隨便。
+
+119
+00:13:10,842 --> 00:13:17,786
+蘇菲亞性情又放縱，又生得美貌，朝中王公將軍佢嘅情人係頗多㗎。
+
+120
+00:13:18,631 --> 00:13:22,587
+高里津總督，英俊倜儻，好得公主歡心。
+
+121
+00:13:23,553 --> 00:13:31,663
+佢奉派嚟到東方，喺尼佈楚、雅克薩兩地築城，係企圖佔據中國嘅蒙古遼東等地。
+
+122
+00:13:32,432 --> 00:13:37,417
+雅克薩城所在嘅地方呢，就係滿洲八旗嘅藏寶地嘞。
+
+123
+00:13:38,530 --> 00:13:46,047
+呢處地當兩條大江合流嘅要沖，滿洲人同羅剎人，竟然不約而同都選中佢。
+
+124
+00:13:47,024 --> 00:13:58,900
+公主性情好動貪玩，聽講東方又神秘又古怪，加之思念情人啊，竟然萬里迢迢噉喺莫斯科追到嚟呢處。
+
+125
+00:14:00,308 --> 00:14:06,367
+蘇菲亞雖然係喜歡高里津，不過從來都冇諗過咩堅貞專一嘅。
+
+126
+00:14:07,542 --> 00:14:14,570
+呢一日，佢喺高里津臥房裏便發現一個地道，好奇心起就落去睇下啦。
+
+127
+00:14:16,103 --> 00:14:20,192
+原來呢條地道係通到去雅克薩城外，同崗哨聯絡。
+
+128
+00:14:20,854 --> 00:14:25,340
+本來係總督怕城內有變亂，準備嚟逃跑用嘅。
+
+129
+00:14:26,338 --> 00:14:32,670
+蘇菲亞見到嗰個守兵，就講啲説話嚟挑逗佢，就同個守兵胡天胡帝嘞。
+
+130
+00:14:33,990 --> 00:14:41,689
+而家佢聽韋小寶講話要跟佢去莫斯科，都覺得幾有趣吖，就帶埋佢同雙兒一齊去嘞。
+
+131
+00:14:42,527 --> 00:14:53,191
+蘇菲亞有一隊二百名哥薩克兵護衞，有時係騎馬，有時係坐雪橇，喺無邊無際嘅大雪原上日日咁向西行啊。
+
+132
+00:14:54,553 --> 00:15:01,359
+行咗二十幾日，離雅克薩���已經極遠嘞，洪教主點都唔會追嚟。
+
+133
+00:15:02,163 --> 00:15:09,593
+韋小寶一問，原來去莫斯科，竟然仲有四個多月，不由得佢大吃一驚啊佢話：
+
+134
+00:15:09,936 --> 00:15:16,880
+哎呀，噉唔係去天邊？再行四個幾月喎，中國細佬哥變成外國公伯爺咯。
+
+135
+00:15:17,650 --> 00:15:23,670
+蘇菲亞話：你想返去北京啊？你睇厭咗我喇，係唔係？
+
+136
+00:15:24,550 --> 00:15:31,743
+美麗公主就睇多一千年、一萬年都睇唔厭，不過去得咁遠，我怕起上嚟㗎嘛。
+
+137
+00:15:32,697 --> 00:15:38,953
+蘇菲亞呢二十幾日裏便，同韋小寶傾偈解悶，學多咗好多中國話。
+
+138
+00:15:39,727 --> 00:15:43,523
+韋小寶聰明伶俐，亦學咗唔少羅剎話。
+
+139
+00:15:44,792 --> 00:15:48,907
+噉兩個人旅途寂寞，不免就結落啲霧水姻緣嘞。
+
+140
+00:15:49,770 --> 00:15:55,700
+呢陣時蘇菲亞聽佢講話要返去北京，不由得有啲戀戀不捨，就話：
+
+141
+00:15:56,511 --> 00:16:02,147
+我唔准你走，你送我去到莫斯科，陪我一年，然後畀你返去。
+
+142
+00:16:03,257 --> 00:16:11,596
+韋小寶暗暗叫苦嘞，同公主相處咗二十幾日，已經知道公主性格剛毅。
+
+143
+00:16:12,022 --> 00:16:18,627
+如果唔聽佢話，夾硬要走，佢多數會叫哥薩克兵殺咗自己嘅，嘿咪嘞。
+
+144
+00:16:19,106 --> 00:16:22,364
+即刻堆滿笑容，猛話好啊好啊噉。
+
+145
+00:16:23,973 --> 00:16:29,697
+到咗挨晚，靜靜去同雙兒商量，睇下有冇逃走嘅機會啦。
+
+146
+00:16:30,681 --> 00:16:35,081
+雙兒話：相公要點樣做，我聽你吩咐就係喇。
+
+147
+00:16:36,059 --> 00:16:41,139
+韋小寶眼見茫茫雪原，長歎一聲擰擰頭。
+
+148
+00:16:42,083 --> 00:16:52,857
+佢知道兩個人如果逃走，唔帶夠糧食，就算蘇菲亞唔派人嚟追啊，喺呢個大雪原之中，亦非凍死餓死不可嘅。
+
+149
+00:16:54,152 --> 00:17:03,718
+以前喺遼東森林雪原，雖然荒僻寒冷，仲可以打獵搵食物啦，而家，就連雀鳥都極少。
+
+150
+00:17:04,772 --> 00:17:11,413
+有時整整行足一日，雪地上亦見唔到一隻野獸嘅足跡，更唔使講話梅花鹿嘞。
+
+151
+00:17:12,523 --> 00:17:16,662
+佢無可奈何，就只有跟住蘇菲亞去莫斯科嘞。
+
+152
+00:17:17,710 --> 00:17:30,650
+韋小寶初時仲掛住小皇帝唔知點樣，吳三桂有冇造反，阿珂嗰個靚女呢唔知係咪喺昆明，洪教主同方怡又唔知喺邊處啊等等等等。
+
+153
+00:17:31,571 --> 00:17:42,602
+喺大雪原上又行咗個幾月，噉就連呢啲嘢呢都唔諗咯，喺呢啲冰天雪地之中，似乎頭腦都結成咗冰嘞。
+
+154
+00:17:43,570 --> 00:17:55,674
+好在佢生性快活，無憂無慮，有時同蘇菲亞講啲唔三唔四嘅羅剎笑話，有時呢，對雙兒講啲信口開河嘅故事，噉都唔算寂寞。
+
+155
+00:17:57,018 --> 00:18:00,284
+呢一日，終於到咗莫斯科城外嘞。
+
+156
+00:18:00,912 --> 00:18:07,401
+呢陣時，已經係四月天時，氣候漸漸暖，冰雪亦消融嘞。
+
+157
+00:18:09,226 --> 00:18:19,795
+只見嗰個莫斯科城嘅城牆雖然係堅厚巨大啊，但係起得十分粗糙，遠望城裏頭個房屋，亦係污穢簡陋。
+
+158
+00:18:20,522 --> 00:18:29,371
+莫講話唔能夠同北京啊、揚州啊呢啲大城相比，就係連同中土嘅中小城市啊，亦爭好遠啊。
+
+159
+00:18:29,979 --> 00:18:33,737
+只係幾座圓頂尖塔個大教堂都仲幾宏偉。
+
+160
+00:18:34,984 --> 00:18:39,751
+韋小寶一見到噉樣，當堂睇唔起羅剎國，佢諗：
+
+161
+00:18:40,294 --> 00:18:43,132
+狗屁羅剎國吖有咩嘢咁叻啊？
+
+162
+00:18:43,821 --> 00:18:47,789
+攞到我哋中國嚟啊，呢種地方係養牛養豬嘅。
+
+163
+00:18:48,419 --> 00:18:52,144
+難為公主一路仲大吹莫斯科幾咁繁華添。
+
+164
+00:18:53,354 --> 00:18:59,161
+當離開莫斯科幾十里嘅時候，公主嘅衞隊就已經飛馬入城稟報嘞。
+
+165
+00:19:00,121 --> 00:19:05,136
+而家只聽見號角聲響，城內一隊火槍兵騎馬出嚟。
+
+166
+00:19:05,950 --> 00:19:14,861
+羅剎人鐘意侵佔兼併，所以國土廣大，由東到西啊有幾萬里咁遠嘅，人種又複雜。
+
+167
+00:19:15,764 --> 00:19:24,979
+國中精鋭嘅軍隊，其一，係哥薩克騎兵，東征西戰，攻城掠地，壓服各族人民；
+
+168
+00:19:25,472 --> 00:19:31,288
+其二係火槍營，火器犀利，係保衞京師嘅沙皇親兵。
+
+169
+00:19:32,666 --> 00:19:36,842
+火槍手跑到近嘅時候，蘇菲亞吃咗一驚啊。
+
+170
+00:19:37,784 --> 00:19:47,137
+只見眾官兵頭上都插咗黑色嘅羽毛，火槍上便，綁住一條黑布，呢啲啊國家有重要人物死咗個標記。
+
+171
+00:19:47,872 --> 00:19:52,616
+佢連忙縱馬上前高聲噉問：發生咗咩嘢事啊？
+
+172
+00:19:53,335 --> 00:19:56,723
+火槍營隊長翻身下馬，上前躬身話：
+
+173
+00:19:57,323 --> 00:20:04,053
+���稟公主，皇上蒙上帝召喚，已經離開咗國家人民上咗天堂喇。
+
+174
+00:20:05,063 --> 00:20:10,134
+蘇菲亞好悲痛啊佢流住眼淚問：係咩嘢時候嘅事啊？
+
+175
+00:20:11,431 --> 00:20:16,164
+公主如果早到四日，就可以同皇上訣別嘞。
+
+176
+00:20:16,943 --> 00:20:29,808
+蘇菲亞雖然早就知道沙皇細佬身體衰弱，條命唔長㗎喇，但係一聽見佢死嘅消息，仲係非常傷感，伏喺馬鞍上便就放聲痛哭。
+
+177
+00:20:30,720 --> 00:20:39,323
+韋小寶見公主忽然間喊起上嚟，一問傳譯，先至知道係羅剎國皇帝死咗，嘿個心歡喜喇佢諗：
+
+178
+00:20:40,240 --> 00:20:48,607
+羅剎國皇帝仙福不享，國裏頭總係要亂一陣嘅，想派兵去打中國啊就冇咁容易喇。
+
+179
+00:20:49,597 --> 00:20:54,640
+蘇菲亞佢哋一行跟住嗰個隊長入城，噉就想入去皇宮嘞。
+
+180
+00:20:55,553 --> 00:21:00,997
+嗰個隊長話：皇太后吩咐，請公主去城外獵宮休息。
+
+181
+00:21:02,006 --> 00:21:08,297
+蘇菲亞又驚又嬲佢問：咩嘢皇太后啊？邊個皇太后管得住我啊？
+
+182
+00:21:09,042 --> 00:21:18,634
+點知嗰個隊長左手一揮，火槍手舉起火槍，對住隨從公主嘅衞隊，繳咗佢哋嘅刀槍，吩咐眾衞士落馬。
+
+183
+00:21:19,233 --> 00:21:22,540
+公主發惡喇佢話：你哋想造反咩？
+
+184
+00:21:23,313 --> 00:21:31,730
+嗰個隊長話：皇太后怕公主回京之後，唔奉新皇諭旨，因此命令小將保護公主。
+
+185
+00:21:32,388 --> 00:21:35,050
+新皇？新皇係邊個啊？
+
+186
+00:21:35,721 --> 00:21:37,820
+新皇係彼得一世陛下。
+
+187
+00:21:38,862 --> 00:21:45,282
+彼得？哈哈哈哈哈哈，彼得係個十歲細佬哥，佢會做咩嘢沙皇啊？
+
+188
+00:21:46,031 --> 00:21:49,664
+你講嗰個咩皇太后，係娜達麗亞係唔係啊？
+
+189
+00:21:50,331 --> 00:21:50,842
+係。
+
+190
+00:21:52,290 --> 00:21:58,161
+蘇菲亞嘅父親，阿萊克修斯米海洛維支沙皇娶過兩位皇后。
+
+191
+00:21:59,098 --> 00:22:09,713
+第一位皇后子女好多，前王西奧圖三世同蘇菲亞公主都係佢生嘅，另外仲有個細仔，叫做伊凡。
+
+192
+00:22:10,951 --> 00:22:17,029
+第二位皇后娜達麗亞就年輕得多，只係生咗一個仔，就係彼得嘞。
+
+193
+00:22:17,571 --> 00:22:22,253
+嗱各位，欲知後事如何，且聽下回分解。

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+1
+00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,422
+前文再續啊書接上一回啊。
+
+2
+00:00:04,533 --> 00:00:10,747
+話説火槍營嘅隊長奉咗皇太后命令，唔畀蘇菲亞去皇宮。
+
+3
+00:00:11,779 --> 00:00:18,081
+蘇菲亞話：唔得，你帶我入宮，我去見娜達麗亞講道理。
+
+4
+00:00:18,597 --> 00:00:23,097
+我細佬伊凡，年紀大過彼得吖，點解唔立佢做沙皇啊？
+
+5
+00:00:23,621 --> 00:00:26,860
+朝裏便嘅大臣做咩嘢㗎？大家都唔講道理嘅咩？
+
+6
+00:00:27,904 --> 00:00:34,523
+嗰個隊長話：小將只係奉皇太后同沙皇嘅命令，請公主唔好見怪。
+
+7
+00:00:35,262 --> 00:00:40,431
+講完，拉住蘇菲亞隻馬嘅馬韁，屈咗去東便行。
+
+8
+00:00:41,462 --> 00:00:52,429
+蘇菲亞怒不可遏啊，佢一生之中，有邊個敢對佢咁無禮呢？就舉起馬鞭，兜頭兜腦噉拂嗰個隊長。
+
+9
+00:00:53,593 --> 00:01:05,739
+嗰個隊長微微一笑，閃身避開，跟住翻身上馬，帶領隊伍，擁住公主，連埋韋小寶同雙兒一齊送咗入去城外獵宮。
+
+10
+00:01:07,027 --> 00:01:11,537
+火槍隊喺宮外布防守衞，邊個都唔准出嚟。
+
+11
+00:01:12,771 --> 00:01:20,499
+蘇菲亞公主啊嬲到好似癲咗噉啊，將寢室裏便嘅家具、物件𢱕到融融爛爛。
+
+12
+00:01:21,173 --> 00:01:27,159
+獵宮嘅廚子按時送嚟嘅酒水食物，亦都畀蘇菲亞一手掉咗。
+
+13
+00:01:29,284 --> 00:01:42,092
+就係噉樣，過咗幾日嘞，眼見獵宮外便嘅守衛一啲都冇鬆懈，蘇菲亞就叫咗隊長嚟，問佢要將自己韞到咩嘢時候。
+
+14
+00:01:43,034 --> 00:01:55,150
+嗰個隊長話：皇太后吩咐，請公主喺呢度休息，等到彼得一世陛下慶祝登基五十週年，就放公主出去參加慶典嘞。
+
+15
+00:01:56,400 --> 00:01:57,650
+你話咩嘢話？
+
+16
+00:01:58,702 --> 00:02:03,946
+彼得慶祝登基五十週年，豈不是要將我韞喺呢度韞五十年？
+
+17
+00:02:05,101 --> 00:02:10,098
+小將今年四十歲，相信唔能夠再侍候公主五十年。
+
+18
+00:02:10,784 --> 00:02:15,567
+過得十年十五年，一定有更年輕嘅隊長嚟接替嘅。
+
+19
+00:02:17,042 --> 00:02:23,270
+蘇菲亞想到要韞喺呢處韞五十年，當堂不寒而慄，佢諗一諗就話：
+
+20
+00:02:24,534 --> 00:02:28,930
+你過嚟啦隊長，我睇你生得好英俊噃。
+
+21
+00:02:30,309 --> 00:02:38,230
+佢想用美色嚟引誘佢，使到呢個隊長拜倒石榴裙下，暈晒大浪噉就放自己出去咯。
+
+22
+00:02:39,062 --> 00:02:43,870
+點知嗰個隊長深深鞠咗個躬，反而退後一步佢話：
+
+23
+00:02:44,359 --> 00:02:53,840
+公主請你原諒，皇太后有旨，火槍營嘅官兵裏便，如果有人敢掂一下公主，即刻就要殺頭。
+
+24
+00:02:54,285 --> 00:02:56,769
+殺咗隊長，副隊長升上；
+
+25
+00:02:57,071 --> 00:03:00,863
+殺咗副隊長，第一小隊嘅小隊長升上。
+
+26
+00:03:01,370 --> 00:03:04,929
+大家都想升官，監視得好緊㗎。
+
+27
+00:03:06,354 --> 00:03:13,362
+原來皇太后知道蘇菲亞美貌風流，如果冇呢項規定啊，至怕韞佢唔住啊。
+
+28
+00:03:14,656 --> 00:03:23,629
+嗰個隊長退出去之後，蘇菲亞冇計嘞，唯有伏喺鋪床處痛哭，不停口咁大鬧皇太后啊。
+
+29
+00:03:25,237 --> 00:03:36,688
+話説韋小寶喺獵宮裏便韞咗好多日，見到公主每日只係大發脾氣，監守嘅火槍手呢，亦十分粗暴無禮。
+
+30
+00:03:37,239 --> 00:03:42,766
+個心諗：咦呀，啲番鬼嘅地方，果然係鬼咁得人驚嘅。
+
+31
+00:03:43,622 --> 00:03:54,329
+噉同雙兒商量咗幾次，總係覺得要逃出獵宮呢當然可以做得到，不過要返去中土，卻係難上加難嘞。
+
+32
+00:03:55,231 --> 00:03:59,354
+如果冇人帶路啊，一定會喺大草原裏便蕩失路。
+
+33
+00:04:00,282 --> 00:04:10,586
+莫講要坐車騎馬行成四五個月先至返得到北京啊，只要行得四五日唧，就已經暈頭轉向不辨東西南北嘞。
+
+34
+00:04:11,973 --> 00:04:20,903
+兩個人冇計好諗啦，韋小寶只有生安白造講啲無楠無柳嘅嘢，嚟博雙兒一笑打發日子係嘞。
+
+35
+00:04:21,854 --> 00:04:29,718
+呢一日，正在講唐僧帶埋孫悟空、沙和尚、豬八戒去西天取經。
+
+36
+00:04:30,809 --> 00:04:37,884
+韋小寶話：我同你輸賭吖嗱，唐僧去嘅西天呢，一定冇莫斯科咁遠。
+
+37
+00:04:38,454 --> 00:04:41,506
+所以呢，我就叻過唐僧多多聲喇。
+
+38
+00:04:42,066 --> 00:04:44,558
+你如果唔信同你輸賭吖，賭咩嘢吖？
+
+39
+00:04:45,734 --> 00:04:48,178
+點知雙兒毫無賭性佢話：
+
+40
+00:04:49,137 --> 00:04:54,876
+相公話叻過唐僧多多聲，唔係叻過唐僧多多聲囉，我唔同你賭。
+
+41
+00:04:55,161 --> 00:04:56,836
+我又冇豬八戒咁叻。
+
+42
+00:04:57,165 --> 00:04:59,690
+講完，抿住嘴笑咗一笑。
+
+43
+00:05:00,427 --> 00:05:08,116
+忽然間，聽見嗰便公主房裏便又試傳嚟���陣掟嘢、擂床、𨂽腳、哭泣嘅聲音。
+
+44
+00:05:09,337 --> 00:05:17,884
+韋小寶歎一口氣佢話：唉，等我去勸下佢啦，一味咁喊死嘈爛嘈有鬼用咩？
+
+45
+00:05:18,934 --> 00:05:20,843
+噉佢行入公主間房佢話：
+
+46
+00:05:21,443 --> 00:05:24,691
+公主，你唔好喊，我講個笑話畀你聽吖。
+
+47
+00:05:25,390 --> 00:05:29,897
+蘇菲亞趴喺鋪床上便，雙腳反過嚟亂咁踢，喊住話：
+
+48
+00:05:30,332 --> 00:05:32,249
+我唔聽，我唔聽。
+
+49
+00:05:32,649 --> 00:05:37,590
+我要沙里扎入地獄，要沙里扎娜達麗亞入地獄啊！
+
+50
+00:05:39,187 --> 00:05:49,350
+韋小寶唔明白沙里扎係咩嘢意思，一問，原來係沙皇嘅媽媽噉解，嘿佢好高興啊，佢話：
+
+51
+00:05:50,093 --> 00:05:54,660
+我以為沙里扎係咩惡人喎，原來就係皇太后。
+
+52
+00:05:55,007 --> 00:06:04,635
+我講你聽吖，中國嘅沙里扎就叫做老舉乸，係個好惡好惡嘅惡人，收尾呢我想個法子，將佢趕咗出皇宮嘞。
+
+53
+00:06:04,867 --> 00:06:08,613
+皇帝都唔知幾開心啊，就封我做中國大官喇。
+
+54
+00:06:09,739 --> 00:06:15,256
+蘇菲亞好歡喜，咯一聲坐翻起身，佢話：你用咩嘢法子㗎？
+
+55
+00:06:16,652 --> 00:06:21,719
+韋小寶個心諗：我趕走老舉乸皆因佢係假太后。
+
+56
+00:06:22,447 --> 00:06:29,177
+你呢個羅剎老舉乸呢係貨真價實嘅沙里扎噃，我嗰個法子梗係唔啱用㗎喇。
+
+57
+00:06:29,381 --> 00:06:35,143
+佢就話：我呢個法子呢，係串通咗小皇帝，對付中國沙里扎。
+
+58
+00:06:36,277 --> 00:06:46,127
+蘇菲亞話：彼得好愛佢媽媽，唔會聽我嘅説話去反對沙里扎，除非，除非。
+
+59
+00:06:47,133 --> 00:06:55,056
+佢擰擰頭，喺床上起身，打大赤腳，喺地氈上面行嚟行去，咬實牙喺度思索。
+
+60
+00:06:56,524 --> 00:07:02,050
+韋小寶話：我哋中國有過一個女皇帝，叫做武則天。
+
+61
+00:07:03,016 --> 00:07:09,022
+呢個女皇帝呢娶咗好多好多男皇后男老婆，嘿都唔知幾快活啊。
+
+62
+00:07:09,822 --> 00:07:15,839
+公主啊，我睇你同佢都差唔多個啫，不如自己嚟做女沙皇咪仲好。
+
+63
+00:07:16,882 --> 00:07:28,573
+蘇菲亞個心一動，呢件事佢從來冇諗過，因為羅剎國啊從來冇女沙皇嘅，佢一直認為女子係唔能夠做沙皇。
+
+64
+00:07:28,938 --> 00:07:34,134
+噉中國既然有女皇帝咯，羅剎國啊點解唔能夠有女沙皇呢？
+
+65
+00:07:35,562 --> 00:07:43,754
+佢擰轉身，成個人都精神晒，雙手撳住韋小寶膊頭，喺佢面珠輕輕一吻，微笑話：
+
+66
+00:07:44,462 --> 00:07:48,084
+我如果做咗女沙皇，就封你為皇后。
+
+67
+00:07:49,056 --> 00:07:52,376
+韋小寶嚇咗一跳啊佢諗：誒千祈咪䎺啊。
+
+68
+00:07:52,660 --> 00:07:59,303
+就連忙話：我，中國人，唔做得羅剎國男皇后嘅，你封我做大官啦。
+
+69
+00:07:59,960 --> 00:08:03,958
+蘇菲亞話：你又做皇后，又做大官。
+
+70
+00:08:04,376 --> 00:08:07,720
+你快啲幫我想個法子，等我做女沙皇啦。
+
+71
+00:08:08,702 --> 00:08:13,836
+一講到軍國大事呢啲正經嘢，韋小寶就唔掂喇，佢話：
+
+72
+00:08:14,542 --> 00:08:19,052
+公主，呢啲事好難㗎，我真係諗唔出咩嘢法子嘞。
+
+73
+00:08:19,635 --> 00:08:26,450
+不如噉啦，我即刻返去北京，請問我哋嘅小皇帝，等佢幫我哋出個主意。
+
+74
+00:08:26,868 --> 00:08:36,320
+然後呢，我啊帶一批好有本事嘅人返嚟，捉住嗰個沙里扎羅剎老舉乸，又捉住彼得小沙皇，噉就大功告成喇。
+
+75
+00:08:37,247 --> 00:08:42,089
+佢講到大功告成四個字，忍唔住攬住蘇菲亞吻咗佢一下。
+
+76
+00:08:43,042 --> 00:08:46,111
+蘇菲亞話：唔得，唔得。
+
+77
+00:08:46,604 --> 00:08:53,750
+你返去北京，再嚟莫斯科，一年都唔夠㗎，我，已經死喇，上天堂喇。
+
+78
+00:08:54,864 --> 00:08:59,746
+韋小寶諗：噉都好可能㗎。就歎一口氣話：
+
+79
+00:09:00,270 --> 00:09:07,447
+唉，美麗公主上天堂，中國細佬哥大官，亦跟住上天堂喇。
+
+80
+00:09:08,269 --> 00:09:10,481
+蘇菲亞輕輕將佢一推佢話：
+
+81
+00:09:11,296 --> 00:09:19,344
+中國細佬哥，就會講説話呃人，氹人歡喜，冇用，拍牛屁，吹馬皮。
+
+82
+00:09:20,571 --> 00:09:27,390
+韋小寶聽佢將拍馬屁吹牛皮，講成相反，不由得哈哈大笑。
+
+83
+00:09:28,922 --> 00:09:37,939
+跟住睇見蘇菲亞嘅表情，有啲睇唔起自己，個心唔忿嘞，噉就諗有咩法子等佢做女沙皇呢？
+
+84
+00:09:39,397 --> 00:09:45,650
+佢飛快咁諗起佢睇過嘅戲啊、聽過嘅古仔啊噉，哈佢諗到一條道理嘞：
+
+85
+00:09:46,511 --> 00:09:48,900
+凡係做皇帝都係打出嚟嘅。
+
+86
+00:09:49,646 --> 00:10:00,666
+就算做咗皇帝啊，如果打唔過人哋，個皇帝仲係畀人哋搶咗去做，就算唔搶去，亦都會出��醜好衰牌㗎。
+
+87
+00:10:01,902 --> 00:10:09,318
+蘇菲亞見佢咬牙切齒揸實拳頭作個打狀，就笑住話：你做乜嘢？
+
+88
+00:10:10,250 --> 00:10:15,062
+韋小寶窒咗一窒嘞，佢喺沉思之中醒覺過嚟佢就話：
+
+89
+00:10:16,023 --> 00:10:18,241
+要做皇帝，一定要打至得。
+
+90
+00:10:19,199 --> 00:10:23,030
+蘇菲亞問佢：打？同邊個打啊？
+
+91
+00:10:24,014 --> 00:10:25,947
+梗係同羅剎老舉乸打啦。
+
+92
+00:10:27,134 --> 00:10:34,726
+蘇菲亞聽佢講過幾次羅剎老舉乸，佢唔明白老舉乸三個字係咩意思，噉正話想問佢；
+
+93
+00:10:35,710 --> 00:10:48,417
+忽然間房門推開，火槍營隊長行咗入嚟，一手揦住韋小寶心口，嘰哩咕嚕講咗一番説話，就將佢拉咗出去，又喺佢𦣇柚啊出力踢咗一腳。
+
+94
+00:10:49,366 --> 00:10:53,679
+嗰個隊長哈哈大笑喎，噉第二腳呢又向住佢踢過去嘞。
+
+95
+00:10:54,306 --> 00:11:03,684
+韋小寶嬲到極啊，忽然間跳起身，一個關斗噼卜噉樣翻過嚟，已經騎住喺嗰個隊長條頸處嘞。
+
+96
+00:11:04,614 --> 00:11:09,812
+乃係當日洪教主教佢嘅救命三招之一，狄青降龍啊。
+
+97
+00:11:11,051 --> 00:11:21,050
+呢一招佢未曾練熟嘅，如果用嚟對付武學高手仲爭好遠，但呢個羅剎隊長又唔識中土武功㗎嘛。
+
+98
+00:11:21,676 --> 00:11:26,412
+韋小寶雖然係雞手鴨腳噉一翻一跳啊，吖居然仲係得手。
+
+99
+00:11:27,083 --> 00:11:32,918
+雙手嘅食指撳住佢雙眼，喝佢話：唔准逳，眼睛，死喇。
+
+100
+00:11:34,027 --> 00:11:41,730
+佢唔識羅剎話點樣講唔准逳，否則挖咗你嘅眼珠出嚟，就只有話，眼睛，死喇噉。
+
+101
+00:11:42,566 --> 00:11:48,057
+嗰個隊長悟性都唔低噃，居然聽明白喇，即刻就唔敢逳。
+
+102
+00:11:48,706 --> 00:11:52,176
+韋小寶掹住佢隻耳仔，叫佢：走！
+
+103
+00:11:52,631 --> 00:11:59,850
+噉就好似騎馬一樣，騎住佢行翻去公主間房，佢話：閂門，火槍，攞。
+
+104
+00:12:00,816 --> 00:12:09,404
+蘇菲亞又驚又喜，連忙閂翻埋道門，喺隊長身邊抽出支短槍，頂住隊長背心。
+
+105
+00:12:10,429 --> 00:12:19,014
+韋小寶喺佢膊頭跳翻落嚟，解咗佢條腰帶嚟綁住佢雙腳，再解咗佢條褲頭帶，反綁住佢雙手。
+
+106
+00:12:19,918 --> 00:12:25,983
+嗰個隊長冇咗褲頭帶咯，條褲咪當堂跌落嚟，就打出光捋捋嘅下身。
+
+107
+00:12:26,726 --> 00:12:29,662
+蘇菲亞同韋小寶哈哈大笑啊。
+
+108
+00:12:30,289 --> 00:12:34,090
+嗰個隊長呢咬牙切齒啊嬲到面都紅晒。
+
+109
+00:12:35,602 --> 00:12:40,154
+雙兒推開道房門哄個頭入嚟問：相公，冇事吖嘛？
+
+110
+00:12:41,047 --> 00:12:44,481
+韋小寶擪手叫佢入嚟，又閂翻埋房門。
+
+111
+00:12:45,032 --> 00:12:49,590
+雙兒見到嗰個隊長咁狼狽，又好笑又奇怪。
+
+112
+00:12:50,551 --> 00:12:54,755
+蘇菲亞問韋小寶：捉住隊長，有乜嘢用？
+
+113
+00:12:56,129 --> 00:13:01,169
+韋小寶捉住呢個隊長，只係出於一時氣憤，就冇想到有咩用嘅。
+
+114
+00:13:02,290 --> 00:13:07,829
+聽蘇菲亞一問，佢靈機一動就話：叫佢帶兵造反。
+
+115
+00:13:08,964 --> 00:13:12,812
+佢唔會講羅剎話嘅造反，就用中國話講咗嘞。
+
+116
+00:13:12,864 --> 00:13:18,097
+又話：叫佢殺沙里扎，殺沙皇，你，做女沙皇。
+
+117
+00:13:18,951 --> 00:13:27,890
+蘇菲亞唔識中國話造反係咩意思，但係殺沙里扎、殺沙皇、你做女沙皇呢幾句呢係識嘅。
+
+118
+00:13:28,454 --> 00:13:34,583
+定咗一定，哎呀，歡喜咯，向嗰個隊長嘰哩咕嚕就講羅剎話嘞。
+
+119
+00:13:35,729 --> 00:13:47,678
+韋小寶聽住兩個人大講羅剎話就不知所謂，只見嗰個隊長猛咁擰頭，估計佢唔肯答應嘞，就話：佢唔聽話，殺喇。
+
+120
+00:13:48,553 --> 00:13:55,904
+喺靴筒拔出匕首，喺嗰個隊長塊面一刮，嗤一聲，當堂刮咗大片鬍鬚落嚟。
+
+121
+00:13:56,563 --> 00:13:59,516
+蘇菲亞笑住話：好利啊短劍。
+
+122
+00:14:00,392 --> 00:14:02,833
+嗰個隊長嚇到面如土色，個心諗：
+
+123
+00:14:03,543 --> 00:14:10,615
+呢個細佬哥原嚟有把短劍收埋喺皮靴裏便，真係古怪，當時冇摷咗佢出嚟。
+
+124
+00:14:11,489 --> 00:14:16,514
+蘇菲亞問佢：到底肯唔肯投降，擁戴我做女沙皇啊？
+
+125
+00:14:17,328 --> 00:14:23,209
+嗰個隊長話：唔係我唔肯擁戴公主，我部下一定唔會聽命令嘅。
+
+126
+00:14:23,512 --> 00:14:30,206
+莫斯科有二十營火槍隊，我哋只有一營唧，就算造反亦打唔過其餘嗰十九營吖。
+
+127
+00:14:31,062 --> 00:14:40,963
+蘇菲亞一聽，誒講得有道理噃，噉但係要對韋小寶解釋呢，一時亦講唔清，只有猛咁打手勢。
+
+128
+00:14:41,780 --> 00:14:51,132
+講到二十營火槍隊嘅時候呢，十隻手指唔夠用嘞，只有除咗對鞋，連十隻���趾都用埋上去噉先至夠數唧。
+
+129
+00:14:52,197 --> 00:14:59,143
+韋小寶都唔知幾辛苦先明白，個心諗：呢件事確係好為難噃。
+
+130
+00:14:59,685 --> 00:15:01,687
+噉坐喺張椅處猛咁諗。
+
+131
+00:15:02,797 --> 00:15:07,498
+呢個隊長唔肯造反，殺咗佢都係冇用㗎。
+
+132
+00:15:08,422 --> 00:15:13,124
+就對蘇菲亞話：隊長唔肯，叫副隊長嚟造反。
+
+133
+00:15:14,010 --> 00:15:16,544
+蘇菲亞話：副隊長？
+
+134
+00:15:17,180 --> 00:15:18,838
+冇錯，叫副隊長嚟。
+
+135
+00:15:19,739 --> 00:15:25,301
+蘇菲亞將隊長推到門邊，用火槍指住佢背脊，佢話：叫副隊長嚟。
+
+136
+00:15:25,874 --> 00:15:28,738
+你如果警告佢先，我即刻就開槍。
+
+137
+00:15:29,401 --> 00:15:35,057
+嗰個隊長冇法子嘞，唯有大聲呼喝，叫副隊長入嚟。
+
+138
+00:15:35,961 --> 00:15:38,719
+過咗一陣，副隊長推門入嚟嘞。
+
+139
+00:15:39,561 --> 00:15:49,944
+雙兒一早就匿埋喺門後便，副隊長一入門，雙兒用手指喺佢背心督咗幾下，點中咗佢嘅穴道，當堂就唔逳得。
+
+140
+00:15:50,598 --> 00:15:59,223
+雙兒好歡喜噉話：相公啊，外國鬼嘅穴道啊，原來係一樣嘅，我仲怕鬼佬個穴道唔同添。
+
+141
+00:15:59,859 --> 00:16:06,370
+韋小寶笑住話：外國鬼一樣有眼、有鼻、有手、有腳，梗係有穴道啦。
+
+142
+00:16:07,014 --> 00:16:12,097
+講完，喺副隊長腰間拔出佩刀，對蘇菲亞話：
+
+143
+00:16:12,786 --> 00:16:17,652
+你叫佢，殺隊長造反，佢唔肯，叫小隊長嚟殺佢。
+
+144
+00:16:18,571 --> 00:16:22,602
+呢條計使得啊，蘇菲亞就對副隊長話：
+
+145
+00:16:23,158 --> 00:16:27,904
+你殺咗隊長，帶領火槍營，做隊長，聽我嘅命令。
+
+146
+00:16:28,779 --> 00:16:36,490
+你如果唔肯殺隊長，我叫小隊長嚟殺咗你同隊長，由小隊長做隊長，你殺唔殺吖？
+
+147
+00:16:37,284 --> 00:16:43,551
+韋小寶話：雙兒，你解開佢身上嘅穴道啦，誒，腳上嘅穴道唔好解。
+
+148
+00:16:44,339 --> 00:16:49,233
+雙兒就解開副隊長上身嘅穴道，將佩刀交喺佢手。
+
+149
+00:16:50,290 --> 00:16:55,078
+蘇菲亞又問一次，嗰個隊長破口大罵猛咁恐嚇。
+
+150
+00:16:56,074 --> 00:17:06,418
+副隊長平時同隊長一直都唔啱嘅，要佢起兵造反佢本來係唔敢，但係聽隊長鬧得咁惡毒，佢又諗嘞：
+
+151
+00:17:07,501 --> 00:17:16,332
+我如果唔殺你，第一小隊嘅小隊長想做隊長亦必定殺你，同時連我都殺埋。
+
+152
+00:17:17,067 --> 00:17:22,286
+唔理咁多喇，攞起佩刀嚓一刀，斬咗個隊長嘅人頭。
+
+153
+00:17:22,886 --> 00:17:27,436
+蘇菲亞、韋小寶、雙兒三個人齊聲叫好啊。
+
+154
+00:17:28,373 --> 00:17:31,084
+不過蘇菲亞叫嘅呢係羅剎話哈啦嗦。
+
+155
+00:17:31,661 --> 00:17:34,719
+韋小寶同雙兒叫嘅呢梗係中國話啦。
+
+156
+00:17:35,244 --> 00:17:42,581
+蘇菲亞拉住副隊長隻手，稱讚佢英勇忠義，即刻升佢做火槍營隊長。
+
+157
+00:17:42,999 --> 00:17:46,746
+蘇菲亞話：你坐低，我哋仔細商量下。
+
+158
+00:17:47,628 --> 00:17:51,406
+副隊長皺起眉頭，指住韋小寶同雙兒話：
+
+159
+00:17:52,141 --> 00:17:56,150
+呢兩個外國細佬哥，使咗魔術，我下身唔逳得嘞。
+
+160
+00:17:57,053 --> 00:18:00,882
+蘇菲亞對韋小寶話：請你，魔法，去咗。
+
+161
+00:18:01,777 --> 00:18:06,352
+雙兒微微一笑，解開咗副隊長下身嘅穴道。
+
+162
+00:18:07,666 --> 00:18:09,541
+蘇菲亞吩咐副隊長話：
+
+163
+00:18:10,580 --> 00:18:19,388
+你傳三個小隊嘅小隊長同副小隊長入嚟，我要中國細佬哥使魔法，每個人手逳腳唔逳。
+
+164
+00:18:20,374 --> 00:18:23,493
+跟住，又同韋小寶同雙兒講咗。
+
+165
+00:18:24,815 --> 00:18:26,906
+副隊長領咗命令就去嘞。
+
+166
+00:18:27,953 --> 00:18:32,710
+過咗冇幾耐，六名正副小隊長排隊企喺門外。
+
+167
+00:18:33,230 --> 00:18:41,211
+副隊長一個個叫入嚟房，雙兒呢逐個點咗六個人腰間嘅志室穴，同大腿嘅環跳穴。
+
+168
+00:18:41,802 --> 00:18:50,183
+蘇菲亞話：副隊長決心擁戴我做女沙皇，我哋要出兵去殺咗沙里扎，你哋服唔服從啊？
+
+169
+00:18:51,390 --> 00:18:57,543
+六名正副小隊長睇見隊長屍橫就地，早就知道大事不妙喇；
+
+170
+00:18:58,325 --> 00:19:05,717
+聽蘇菲亞噉樣講，更加係心驚肉跳，大家你望我我望你，邊個都唔敢開口。
+
+171
+00:19:06,950 --> 00:19:20,501
+韋小寶諗：清兵嚟中原搶江山，佢哋大搞揚州十日，殺人放火姦淫擄掠，老皇爺就從此做成咗皇帝嘞。
+
+172
+00:19:21,128 --> 00:19:28,383
+佢阿爺嘩，我叫佢哋搞莫斯科十日，搞到天下大亂，越亂越好。
+
+173
+00:19:28,837 --> 00:19:31,051
+和尚擔遮無法無天。
+
+174
+00:19:31,789 --> 00:19:34,480
+如果唔係噉啊，又點搶得皇帝嚟��啊？
+
+175
+00:19:35,258 --> 00:19:47,998
+就對蘇菲亞話：你叫大家入莫斯科城打仗，殺人、放火，應承佢哋做將軍、大官，有好多好多金啊銀啊，大家搶美女做老婆。
+
+176
+00:19:49,141 --> 00:19:56,887
+蘇菲亞一諗，冇錯喇，就對副隊長話：你去召集全體火槍手，我有嘢同佢哋講。
+
+177
+00:19:58,321 --> 00:20:01,602
+六百幾名火槍手喺獵宮廣場集合。
+
+178
+00:20:02,679 --> 00:20:09,810
+副隊長派咗十二名火槍手入嚟，將點咗穴道嘅六名正副小隊長抬到去廣場。
+
+179
+00:20:11,306 --> 00:20:14,524
+蘇菲亞企喺台階上便，大聲噉話：
+
+180
+00:20:15,819 --> 00:20:22,679
+火槍手們，你哋都係羅剎國嘅勇士，為國家立過好大功勞。
+
+181
+00:20:23,903 --> 00:20:35,926
+不過你哋嘅餉銀太少喇，你哋冇美麗嘅女人，又冇錢使，酒亦飲得唔夠，住嘅屋，太過細喇，太過唔舒服喇。
+
+182
+00:20:36,791 --> 00:20:47,026
+莫斯科城內有好多有錢人，佢哋有好大嘅屋，有好多僕人，有好多美麗嘅女人，你哋啊冇。
+
+183
+00:20:47,680 --> 00:20:50,303
+你哋話，噉樣公平唔公平啊？
+
+184
+00:20:51,443 --> 00:20:57,047
+眾火槍手一聽，齊聲噉叫：唔公平，唔公平！
+
+185
+00:20:58,471 --> 00:21:09,713
+蘇菲亞話：嗰啲有錢人又肥又蠢，食到好似一隻隻肥豬，如果同你哋比武，打得過你哋咩？
+
+186
+00:21:10,459 --> 00:21:14,108
+呢啲富翁嘅槍法，唔通會叻過你哋咩？
+
+187
+00:21:14,858 --> 00:21:18,077
+佢哋嘅刀法，唔通會叻過你哋咩？
+
+188
+00:21:18,848 --> 00:21:22,748
+佢哋為國家、為沙皇，立過大功咩？
+
+189
+00:21:23,662 --> 00:21:27,687
+佢問一句，眾火槍手就大聲回答話：啞。
+
+190
+00:21:29,009 --> 00:21:32,496
+韋小寶只係聽見眾人叫一聲啞，又一聲啞。
+
+191
+00:21:34,234 --> 00:21:38,502
+佢知道喺羅剎話裏便啊，啞，即係不嘅意思。
+
+192
+00:21:39,753 --> 00:21:48,728
+但係佢唔懂蘇菲亞嘅説話啊，仲以為公主勸火槍手造反大家唔肯聽佢話，嘿不禁擔憂起上嚟。
+
+193
+00:21:49,453 --> 00:21:53,908
+蘇菲亞又話：你哋都應該做將軍、做富翁。
+
+194
+00:21:54,308 --> 00:21:57,039
+你哋個個都應該升官發財。
+
+195
+00:21:57,920 --> 00:22:00,057
+眾火槍手大聲歡呼嘞。
+
+196
+00:22:00,555 --> 00:22:05,440
+有啲就問：蘇菲亞公主，你有咩法子使我哋升官發財啊？
+
+197
+00:22:06,227 --> 00:22:09,487
+蘇菲亞話：你哋想唔想做將軍啊？
+
+198
+00:22:10,240 --> 00:22:12,790
+班火槍手叫話：要做啊！
+
+199
+00:22:14,250 --> 00:22:17,441
+你哋想唔想有好多好多錢喇？
+
+200
+00:22:18,243 --> 00:22:19,902
+當然要啊！
+
+201
+00:22:20,739 --> 00:22:23,427
+你哋想唔想美麗嘅女人喇？
+
+202
+00:22:24,141 --> 00:22:30,051
+眾火槍手都轟噉笑起上嚟，大叫話：要要，要啊！
+
+203
+00:22:30,477 --> 00:22:35,001
+嗱各位，欲知後事如何，且聽下回分解。

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+1
+00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,383
+前文再續啊書接上一回啊。
+
+2
+00:00:04,856 --> 00:00:16,179
+話說蘇菲亞鼓動班火槍手去造反，問佢哋想唔想升官發財，想唔想做將軍，想唔想要美麗嘅女人。
+
+3
+00:00:16,931 --> 00:00:20,390
+班火槍手啊㷫晒啊都話要要要噉。
+
+4
+00:00:21,508 --> 00:00:23,317
+蘇菲亞話：好。
+
+5
+00:00:24,344 --> 00:00:37,993
+你哋大家去莫斯科城裏便，同其他十九營嘅火槍手話，係我蘇菲亞公主下嘅命令，我係女沙皇，全羅剎國都聽我嘅話。
+
+6
+00:00:38,858 --> 00:00:47,938
+我准許你哋，每一個火槍手，可以揀一户有錢人家，同嗰個肥豬大富翁比武。
+
+7
+00:00:49,151 --> 00:01:09,657
+邊個殺咗佢，嗰個富翁嘅大屋、佢嘅金銀財寶、佢嘅美麗女人、馬車、駿馬、衣服、僕人、婢女、美酒，乜嘢都係嗰個勇敢火槍手嘅。
+
+8
+00:01:10,512 --> 00:01:12,119
+你哋有冇勇氣啊？
+
+9
+00:01:12,598 --> 00:01:15,881
+係唔係男子漢、大丈夫啊？
+
+10
+00:01:16,388 --> 00:01:21,164
+敢唔敢去殺人、搶錢、搶女人啊？
+
+11
+00:01:22,143 --> 00:01:30,828
+眾火槍手齊聲大叫：敢敢敢！殺人、搶錢、搶女人，有咩嘢唔敢啊？
+
+12
+00:01:31,849 --> 00:01:40,413
+蘇菲亞歡喜到極啊就大叫：噉好極喇，我仲怕你哋係膽小鬼，唔敢去做大事呢。
+
+13
+00:01:41,133 --> 00:01:43,389
+快啲攞伏特加酒嚟。
+
+14
+00:01:43,736 --> 00:01:50,822
+喂，你哋去地窖嗰度，將最好嘅伏特加酒都攞嚟！
+
+15
+00:01:52,252 --> 00:02:10,382
+喺呢間沙皇獵宮嘅地窖裏便，藏住幾十年嘅陳酒，名貴到極，係專供沙皇、皇后、公主、皇子，以及王公大臣享用，呢啲火槍手本來呢一啖都飲唔到嘅。
+
+16
+00:02:11,278 --> 00:02:18,942
+蘇菲亞呢個命令一下呢，眾兵士啊歡喜到癲喇，即刻就有幾十人走去攞酒嘞。
+
+17
+00:02:20,074 --> 00:02:29,727
+一陣間咁耐，眾兵士喺廣場嗰度，將一樽樽伏特加酒敲咗樽頸，搶住痛飲，歡聲大叫：
+
+18
+00:02:30,021 --> 00:02:40,917
+蘇菲亞，女沙皇，烏啦，烏啦，烏啦！蘇菲亞，女沙皇，烏啦，烏啦，烏啦！
+
+19
+00:02:42,323 --> 00:02:45,615
+喺羅剎話裏便呢，烏啦即係萬歲嘅意思。
+
+20
+00:02:46,085 --> 00:02:58,340
+韋小寶雖然唔識啊，不過見到眾兵士歡呼暢飲，不歇噉大叫蘇菲亞，女沙皇，烏啦噉，估計呢，係熱誠擁護嘞。
+
+21
+00:02:59,382 --> 00:03:05,702
+佢拉一拉蘇菲亞嘅衫袖話：叫佢哋，十二個小隊長，殺喇，唔會退翻嚟。
+
+22
+00:03:06,481 --> 00:03:08,806
+蘇菲亞猛咁岌頭，高聲話：
+
+23
+00:03:09,477 --> 00:03:14,128
+羅剎國英俊強壯嘅勇士們，大家聽住。
+
+24
+00:03:14,932 --> 00:03:26,768
+我吩咐你哋去殺富翁、搶錢、搶女人，不過沙里扎唔准，派咗呢啲壞蛋嚟，要治你哋嘅罪。
+
+25
+00:03:27,524 --> 00:03:31,197
+講完，向六名正副小隊長一指。
+
+26
+00:03:33,042 --> 00:03:37,881
+即刻有十幾名火槍手拔出佩刀大叫話：殺咗壞蛋！
+
+27
+00:03:38,543 --> 00:03:43,538
+十幾把長刀斬落去，將六名正副小隊長斬死嘞。
+
+28
+00:03:44,973 --> 00:03:51,580
+羅剎人嘅性情呢本來就暴烈粗野，飲咗伏特加酒之後呢全身發燒啊。
+
+29
+00:03:52,392 --> 00:04:02,702
+見到六名正副小隊長血肉橫飛，更加不可遏制嘞大叫話：去殺壞蛋喇，去搶錢喇，搶女人喇！
+
+30
+00:04:03,892 --> 00:04:15,686
+蘇菲亞話：你哋去同莫斯科城內嗰十九營火槍手話，大家一齊做，邊一個隊長唔准，就殺咗佢。
+
+31
+00:04:15,952 --> 00:04:27,035
+邊一個貴族、將軍、大臣唔准，就殺咗佢，將佢屋企嘅金啊、銀啊、美麗嘅妻子、女兒，通通攞嚟分喇。
+
+32
+00:04:27,258 --> 00:04:31,337
+嗰啲壞蛋嘅房屋，放火燒咗佢！
+
+33
+00:04:31,817 --> 00:04:38,481
+班火槍手大聲歡呼，紛紛拔出長刀，孭住火槍，翻身上馬。
+
+34
+00:04:38,948 --> 00:04:44,577
+過咗一陣，就聽見蹄聲急促，成群結隊噉跑去莫斯科嘞。
+
+35
+00:04:45,816 --> 00:04:50,453
+蘇菲亞對副隊長話：你都去搶啦，使乜客氣啊？
+
+36
+00:04:50,817 --> 00:04:56,003
+最緊要嘅就係唔好同其他嘅火槍營衝突，要大家一齊搶。
+
+37
+00:04:56,470 --> 00:05:00,992
+你帶人衝入克里姆林宮，將沙里扎同彼得捉起上嚟。
+
+38
+00:05:01,437 --> 00:05:07,796
+皇宮裏便嘅金銀珠寶、美麗宮女，叫大家即管搶啦，係我賜畀你哋嘅。
+
+39
+00:05:08,409 --> 00:05:12,749
+嘩，副隊長歡喜咯，即刻騎馬就去嘞。
+
+40
+00:05:14,032 --> 00:05:22,600
+蘇菲亞歎一口氣，只覺得全身冇力，坐喺石級上便，佢話：唉，好攰啊。
+
+41
+00:05:23,448 --> 00:05:26,360
+韋小寶話：我扶你入去唞下啦。
+
+42
+00:05:27,187 --> 00:05:33,121
+蘇菲亞擰擰頭，過咗一陣就話：我哋上碉樓上��睇下啦。
+
+43
+00:05:34,763 --> 00:05:43,820
+呢座獵宮啊，用粗麻石砌成嘅，碉樓有八九丈高，係要嚟瞭望敵情嘅。
+
+44
+00:05:44,894 --> 00:05:53,807
+羅剎國立國之前，係莫斯科嘅一個公國，莫斯科大公爵掃平晒群雄，自立為沙皇。
+
+45
+00:05:54,795 --> 00:06:04,012
+前朝沙皇就恐怕出去打獵嘅時候，仇敵啊乘機偷襲，所以喺莫斯科城外就起咗呢座獵宮。
+
+46
+00:06:05,331 --> 00:06:10,446
+如果突然間遇到敵人嘅時候呢，就喺度守住，等待援兵嘅。
+
+47
+00:06:12,018 --> 00:06:24,768
+蘇菲亞帶埋韋小寶同雙兒登上碉樓，向住西便望過去，隱隱約約見到莫斯科城內燈火點點，黑夜之中十分寧靜。
+
+48
+00:06:25,961 --> 00:06:32,337
+蘇菲亞擔憂起上嚟佢話：點解唔打呢？佢哋，怕啦？
+
+49
+00:06:33,133 --> 00:06:41,727
+韋小寶唔了解羅剎兵嘅性格，唔知佢哋會唔會臨陣退縮啊就安慰佢話：唔怕，唔怕嘅。
+
+50
+00:06:42,759 --> 00:06:52,642
+蘇菲亞又問：你點知道叫兵士殺人、搶錢、搶女人，就可以，殺沙里扎，殺彼得嘅？
+
+51
+00:06:53,812 --> 00:06:57,939
+韋小寶微笑話：中國人向嚟都係噉樣做㗎啦。
+
+52
+00:06:59,181 --> 00:07:04,821
+佢諗起當年喺揚州城啊，聽見老年人講清兵攻城嘅情形。
+
+53
+00:07:05,598 --> 00:07:14,635
+清兵入關之前，喺江蘇等地遇到漢人猛烈抵抗，尤其是揚州堅守不下。
+
+54
+00:07:15,403 --> 00:07:21,303
+清軍將帥就准許兵士破城之後，可以姦淫擄掠，總共十日。
+
+55
+00:07:22,253 --> 00:07:25,132
+揚州十日啊確實係慘酷無比。
+
+56
+00:07:26,330 --> 00:07:39,323
+韋小寶自細喺揚州長大，清兵點樣攻城不克，主帥點樣准許兵卒搶錢、搶女人，清兵啊點樣奮勇進攻，呢啲古仔自細聽得多喇。
+
+57
+00:07:40,614 --> 00:07:47,460
+收尾喺北京，又聽人講起當年李自成嘅部下點樣喺北京城內搶錢搶女人；
+
+58
+00:07:48,167 --> 00:07:53,304
+張獻忠又點樣總係先答應部下，城破之後大搶三日。
+
+59
+00:07:54,429 --> 00:08:03,950
+睇嚟要造反成功，就要搞到天下大亂，噉要天下大亂呢，就要等兵士搶錢搶女人嘞。
+
+60
+00:08:05,163 --> 00:08:12,863
+因此見到火槍營士兵唔敢造反，佢自然而然噉啊將搶錢搶女人五字真言講咗出嚟。
+
+61
+00:08:13,464 --> 00:08:20,573
+哈果然羅剎兵同中國兵係完全一樣，呢五字秘訣係應驗如神喇。
+
+62
+00:08:22,053 --> 00:08:28,623
+等咗好耐，黑暗之中，忽然見到莫斯科城內升起一團火焰。
+
+63
+00:08:29,410 --> 00:08:34,120
+蘇菲亞歡喜喇：逳手喇，逳手喇！
+
+64
+00:08:34,827 --> 00:08:37,088
+攬住韋小寶又吻又跳。
+
+65
+00:08:37,840 --> 00:08:45,303
+韋小寶亦都好歡喜噉話：佢哋放火喇，噉就得米喇，殺人放火，一定要連埋一齊做嘅。
+
+66
+00:08:46,454 --> 00:08:54,490
+過咗冇幾耐，只見莫斯科城內火頭四起，東便一股黑煙西便一片火光。
+
+67
+00:08:55,363 --> 00:08:57,308
+蘇菲亞拍手大叫話：
+
+68
+00:08:58,082 --> 00:09:03,483
+大家喺度殺人放火喇，小寶，你真係聰明，想嘅計策真係好喇。
+
+69
+00:09:04,207 --> 00:09:06,246
+韋小寶微微一笑個心諗：
+
+70
+00:09:07,282 --> 00:09:15,422
+講到殺人放火造反作亂，我哋中國人嘅本事呀，比你羅剎鬼叻成百倍都唔止。
+
+71
+00:09:16,040 --> 00:09:20,152
+呢啲計策有咩稀奇唧？我哋一向就係噉樣嘅。
+
+72
+00:09:21,042 --> 00:09:30,831
+蘇菲亞話：你叫大家殺咗正隊長，殺咗小隊長，大家只有一直做落去喇，再想翻轉頭都唔得嘞。
+
+73
+00:09:31,231 --> 00:09:35,128
+細佬哥真係聰明，中國大官真係叻。
+
+74
+00:09:36,022 --> 00:09:39,370
+韋小寶話：呢啲叫做投名狀吖嘛。
+
+75
+00:09:40,294 --> 00:09:44,882
+蘇菲亞唔識咩叫做投名狀嘞，噉韋小寶又解釋佢聽。
+
+76
+00:09:45,910 --> 00:09:52,542
+中國人綠林為盜入夥嘅時候，賊頭啊必定叫新兄弟去做件案，殺一個人。
+
+77
+00:09:53,198 --> 00:09:58,276
+噉呢個人犯咗殺人大罪之後，從此就唔會去自首告密。
+
+78
+00:09:59,176 --> 00:10:07,101
+水滸傳裏便林沖上梁山泊入夥，王倫叫佢殺人做案，繳一個投名狀。
+
+79
+00:10:08,041 --> 00:10:12,994
+韋小寶聽古仔聽得多喇，熟悉呢門規矩，佢諗：
+
+80
+00:10:13,712 --> 00:10:23,200
+我哋中國人嘅法子啊，羅剎鬼啊一竅不通，睇嚟呢啲羅剎人雖然兇狠蠻橫，都係不難對付嘅啫。
+
+81
+00:10:24,317 --> 00:10:31,183
+蘇菲亞見到莫斯科城內火頭越嚟越旺，四處蔓延，噉又擔心起嚟。
+
+82
+00:10:31,913 --> 00:10:36,966
+唔知火槍營官兵亂搶亂殺之後，會變成點樣。
+
+83
+00:10:37,883 --> 00:10:44,084
+就問韋小寶話：殺人放火，搶錢搶女人之後，點樣啊？
+
+84
+00:10:45,333 --> 00:10:57,031
+韋小寶窒咗一窒，佢只���知道要造反呢就要縱容士兵殺人放火，搶錢搶女人，噉至於以後點樣就唔識嘞，噉只有話：
+
+85
+00:10:57,512 --> 00:11:01,646
+噉啊，搶夠咗就唔搶嘞，殺夠咗就唔殺嘞。
+
+86
+00:11:02,888 --> 00:11:10,394
+蘇菲亞皺起眉頭，佢諗噉都唔係辦法㗎，但一時之間又無計可施啊。
+
+87
+00:11:11,567 --> 00:11:15,132
+三個人睇咗一陣，就返去寢宮靜候消息嘞。
+
+88
+00:11:16,412 --> 00:11:22,773
+第日一早，嗰個火槍營副隊長帶咗一小隊人馬嚟到獵宮向蘇菲亞報告。
+
+89
+00:11:23,481 --> 00:11:35,622
+話二十營火槍隊，尋晚遵奉女沙皇嘅命令，搶咗一晚，金銀美女搶咗不計其數，已經將沙里扎娜達麗亞殺咗喇噉。
+
+90
+00:11:36,564 --> 00:11:39,011
+蘇菲亞好歡喜噗聲跳起身佢話：
+
+91
+00:11:39,871 --> 00:11:42,510
+娜達麗亞殺死咗喇？彼得呢？
+
+92
+00:11:43,170 --> 00:11:48,496
+副隊長話：小彼得已經捉起嚟嘞，韞喺克里姆林宮嘅酒窖裏便。
+
+93
+00:11:49,438 --> 00:11:54,757
+蘇菲亞大叫：哈啦嗦，哈啦嗦！即係好嘢啊好嘢啊噉。
+
+94
+00:11:55,873 --> 00:12:00,336
+又聽見馬蹄聲響，又有大隊人馬飛奔而嚟嘞。
+
+95
+00:12:01,016 --> 00:12:04,299
+蘇菲亞有啲驚啊，佢問：咩嘢人啊？
+
+96
+00:12:05,005 --> 00:12:13,754
+副隊長話：莫斯科城內嘅王公、大臣、將軍們，一齊嚟請陛下登位，做羅剎國嘅女沙皇啊。
+
+97
+00:12:14,966 --> 00:12:24,016
+蘇菲亞心花怒放一下攬住韋小寶，喺佢兩便面珠連吻幾下佢話：中國細佬哥好計策啊。
+
+98
+00:12:25,417 --> 00:12:28,790
+過咗冇幾耐，一群人行入嚟獵宮嘞。
+
+99
+00:12:29,762 --> 00:12:33,040
+當先一人，係大臣波多尼茲親王。
+
+100
+00:12:34,051 --> 00:12:36,201
+佢行到蘇菲亞面前躬身話：
+
+101
+00:12:36,743 --> 00:12:47,149
+王公貴族、大臣將軍一致議決，請蘇菲亞公主回宮主持大局，平復動亂，恢復和平。
+
+102
+00:12:48,240 --> 00:12:52,972
+蘇菲亞滿面笑容岌岌頭，接納咗佢哋嘅請求，又問：
+
+103
+00:12:54,130 --> 00:12:57,358
+叛黨首領娜達麗亞係咪已經殺咗喇？
+
+104
+00:12:58,004 --> 00:13:12,628
+波多尼茲親王回答話：娜達麗亞擾亂國家，殺害忠良，自私擅權，包藏禍心，已經遵奉上帝旨意，正法處決，大快人心。
+
+105
+00:13:13,281 --> 00:13:17,331
+蘇菲亞話：好極喇，我哋去克里姆林宮啦。
+
+106
+00:13:18,347 --> 00:13:24,073
+眾大臣同埋火槍營，蜂擁住蘇菲亞，向莫斯科城而去嘞。
+
+107
+00:13:25,316 --> 00:13:32,883
+眨下眼咁快，獵宮裏便冷冷清清，只係剩低韋小寶同雙兒兩個人。
+
+108
+00:13:33,894 --> 00:13:36,285
+韋小寶個心好氣憤喇佢話：
+
+109
+00:13:36,747 --> 00:13:43,352
+佢阿爺吖，呢個羅剎公主過橋抽板，打完齋就唔要和尚。
+
+110
+00:13:44,237 --> 00:13:46,665
+佢做咗女沙皇，就唔要我哋嘞。
+
+111
+00:13:47,544 --> 00:13:53,540
+雙兒微笑話：你想女沙皇封你做男皇后呢係唔係呢？
+
+112
+00:13:54,441 --> 00:13:57,838
+吖，你笑我，睇我捉唔捉住你吖嗱？
+
+113
+00:13:58,225 --> 00:14:01,423
+講完，韋小寶就向雙兒撲過去嘞。
+
+114
+00:14:02,094 --> 00:14:04,967
+雙兒咭噉笑一笑閃身避開佢。
+
+115
+00:14:05,982 --> 00:14:09,681
+當其時正係初夏，天氣和暖。
+
+116
+00:14:10,510 --> 00:14:20,273
+獵宮裏便繁花如錦，百鳥爭鳴，不過呢，羅剎國嘅花卉蟲鳥同中土啊完全唔同嘅。
+
+117
+00:14:20,900 --> 00:14:28,159
+花嘅顏色，好靚，不過就唔香嘅；雀鳥嘅叫聲呢，又好怪又唔好聽。
+
+118
+00:14:29,022 --> 00:14:33,979
+韋小寶係街市仔，對呢啲分別就毫不理會啊。
+
+119
+00:14:34,553 --> 00:14:40,833
+同雙兒喺獵宮裏便到處遊蕩，又冇人嚟打擾，都幾自得其樂嘅。
+
+120
+00:14:41,614 --> 00:14:48,454
+就係噉樣過咗七八日，蘇菲亞忽然間派咗一小隊兵嚟，接兩個人入宮。
+
+121
+00:14:49,989 --> 00:15:00,079
+韋小寶行入蘇菲亞嘅寢宮，只見佢披頭散髮，用腳啊猛咁踢啲家具踢到嘭嘭聲，正在大發脾氣。
+
+122
+00:15:01,774 --> 00:15:05,210
+佢見韋小寶嚟到嘞，當堂面口鬆翻，佢話：
+
+123
+00:15:05,771 --> 00:15:09,009
+中國細佬哥快啲嚟，出主意，想法子。
+
+124
+00:15:10,172 --> 00:15:15,647
+韋小寶諗：你如果唔係遇到難題呢，都唔會想到我㗎喇。
+
+125
+00:15:16,491 --> 00:15:21,283
+呢一次呢要敲筆竹槓先，唔能夠咁容易就幫你想計仔嘅。
+
+126
+00:15:22,140 --> 00:15:26,108
+就問佢：女沙皇陛下，你有咩難題啊？
+
+127
+00:15:27,222 --> 00:15:35,084
+蘇菲亞猛咁擰頭話：我，女沙皇，唔係，佢哋，唔肯，我，女沙皇，做嘅。
+
+128
+00:15:36,153 --> 00:15:44,843
+講咗好耐好耐，韋小寶噉先至明白，原來羅剎國向來嘅規矩女子係唔能夠做沙皇嘅。
+
+129
+00:15:46,002 --> 00:15:54,447
+皇太后娜達麗亞雖然已經死咗，仍然有大批將軍擁戴小沙皇彼得，堅決唔肯廢黜佢。
+
+130
+00:15:56,223 --> 00:16:11,367
+呢陣時，城裏便嘅騷亂已經平定嘞，蘇菲亞雖然得到火槍營擁戴，但係眾大臣已經有咗準備喇，調咗大隊哥薩克騎兵，駐扎喺莫斯科城外，隨時都可以應召入城。
+
+131
+00:16:12,500 --> 00:16:17,633
+蘇菲亞再要號召火槍營作亂呢，已經極之唔容易嘞。
+
+132
+00:16:18,962 --> 00:16:30,281
+連日來克里姆林宮舉行會議，王公大臣啊分為兩派，一派呢，擁戴蘇菲亞，一派係擁戴彼得，爭持不決。
+
+133
+00:16:31,340 --> 00:16:41,542
+擁戴沙皇彼得嘅呢，都係手握實權嘅將軍大臣，佢哋恐怕女沙皇登位，另行任用新人當權噃；
+
+134
+00:16:42,115 --> 00:16:52,303
+而擁戴蘇菲亞嘅呢，係一批不得意嘅貴族同埋軍人，佢哋希望新嘅主子上台，自己有油水好撈啊。
+
+135
+00:16:53,667 --> 00:16:59,810
+蘇菲亞就好彩得火槍營擁戴有兵權在手，保皇派仲唔敢點樣。
+
+136
+00:17:00,800 --> 00:17:05,770
+但係保皇派能夠指揮哥薩克騎兵，實力確係唔係講玩嘅。
+
+137
+00:17:06,242 --> 00:17:10,071
+兩派如果開火，勝敗都幾難講啊。
+
+138
+00:17:11,329 --> 00:17:18,764
+韋小寶諗：呢啲噉嘅國家大事我啊乜鬼嘢都唔識嘅，有屁計仔諗得出咩？
+
+139
+00:17:19,493 --> 00:17:26,842
+不如鬆人罷喇，免得佢哋兩派混戰起嚟，將韋小寶整成羅剎魚子醬。
+
+140
+00:17:27,562 --> 00:17:33,153
+佢眼珠一轉，佢就話：噉好容易啫，法子當然有嘅。
+
+141
+00:17:33,837 --> 00:17:38,248
+不過我有，誒我要敲竹槓啊。
+
+142
+00:17:39,202 --> 00:17:46,642
+佢本來想話我有條件噉嘅，但係羅剎話唔識講啊，咪索性講中國話敲竹槓嘞。
+
+143
+00:17:47,780 --> 00:17:52,115
+呢次係到蘇菲亞唔識嘞：咩嘢敲豬缸啊？
+
+144
+00:17:52,991 --> 00:18:01,230
+韋小寶話：敲竹槓就係，誒，我個法子啊，唔能夠，送畀你。
+
+145
+00:18:01,594 --> 00:18:06,716
+你畀我個嘢，好多，好多，我再畀你，法子。
+
+146
+00:18:07,539 --> 00:18:11,700
+好啊，好啊，敲豬缸，我哋大家都敲豬缸。
+
+147
+00:18:12,118 --> 00:18:16,035
+你要咩嘢我都應承，你係唔係想做我嘅男皇后啊？
+
+148
+00:18:17,012 --> 00:18:22,903
+做你嘅男皇后，噉啊當然好啦，不過噉樣一嚟，你就做唔成女沙皇喇。
+
+149
+00:18:24,213 --> 00:18:28,627
+係咪中國人做咗男皇后，羅剎人，會唔高興啊？
+
+150
+00:18:29,280 --> 00:18:30,320
+冇錯喇冇錯喇。
+
+151
+00:18:30,773 --> 00:18:37,703
+羅剎男人呢自己，話，自己好美貌，做唔成男皇后，嬲你，打你。
+
+152
+00:18:38,848 --> 00:18:43,039
+蘇菲亞個心諗：係嘅，羅剎男人會呷醋。
+
+153
+00:18:43,439 --> 00:18:48,494
+佢就話：你唔做我男皇后，第啲要咩嘢，我都應承。
+
+154
+00:18:49,351 --> 00:18:51,877
+第一，我要做羅剎大官。
+
+155
+00:18:52,791 --> 00:18:59,646
+噉容易啫，我做成咗女沙皇之後，就封你做伯爵，去管東方嘅韃靼人。
+
+156
+00:18:59,993 --> 00:19:06,343
+你黃面孔、矮鼻哥，韃靼人，亦係黃面孔、矮鼻哥，佢哋服你嘅。
+
+157
+00:19:07,232 --> 00:19:11,062
+第二件，你同中國皇帝，唔好打仗。
+
+158
+00:19:11,400 --> 00:19:19,160
+你寫信，我送去北京，羅剎女沙皇同中國皇帝，做好朋友，接接吻，抱抱。
+
+159
+00:19:19,454 --> 00:19:25,336
+中國兵好厲害，個個會魔法，手指一點，羅剎兵唔會逳喇。
+
+160
+00:19:25,629 --> 00:19:27,638
+打仗，羅剎人死喇。
+
+161
+00:19:27,957 --> 00:19:30,881
+我愛你，你死喇，我喊喇。
+
+162
+00:19:32,059 --> 00:19:34,756
+蘇菲亞一聽，好感動啊。
+
+163
+00:19:35,663 --> 00:19:44,163
+雙兒出手點穴，火槍營嘅副隊長同六名正副小隊長當堂唔會逳，蘇菲亞係親眼見到嘅。
+
+164
+00:19:45,210 --> 00:19:52,177
+佢唔知道呢啲係中國嘅上乘武功，極之難學，就算係韋小寶亦都唔會嘅。
+
+165
+00:19:52,840 --> 00:19:56,840
+佢仲以為中國人個個都會呢種魔法，佢諗：
+
+166
+00:19:57,521 --> 00:20:05,034
+如果同中國皇帝打仗啊，實係有輸冇贏，難得呢個中國細佬哥對自己一片真情。
+
+167
+00:20:05,407 --> 00:20:09,248
+就伸手攬住佢，喺佢嘅嘴上深深一吻。
+
+168
+00:20:10,119 --> 00:20:14,604
+蘇菲亞話：中國細佬哥，我都好愛你。
+
+169
+00:20:15,178 --> 00:20:19,559
+羅剎兵打唔過中國兵，大家唔打，做好朋友。
+
+170
+00:20:20,221 --> 00:20:22,181
+啜噉一聲又吻咗佢一下。
+
+171
+00:20:23,053 --> 00:20:26,757
+仲有咩敲豬缸啊？再敲啦，再敲啦。
+
+172
+00:20:28,021 --> 00:20:31,068
+韋小寶諗咗一陣就話：誒冇喇。
+
+173
+00:20:31,879 --> 00:20:34,836
+好，你快啲教我點樣做女沙皇。
+
+174
+00:20:35,941 --> 00:20:46,073
+韋小寶諗呢件事好難㗎噃，只有東拉西扯，噉問佢朝廷嘅事情，諗唔出計嘞，就詐假意聽唔懂佢嘅説話。
+
+175
+00:20:47,223 --> 00:20:52,899
+蘇菲亞漸漸漸漸覺察佢唔係路喇，面色就難睇嘞佢話：
+
+176
+00:20:53,561 --> 00:20:55,864
+你如果呃我我就殺咗你。
+
+177
+00:20:56,713 --> 00:20:59,736
+韋小寶連忙話：冇呃，冇呃。
+
+178
+00:21:00,731 --> 00:21:03,253
+噉我要做女沙皇有咩法子吖？
+
+179
+00:21:04,150 --> 00:21:06,583
+誒，噉誒。
+
+180
+00:21:07,213 --> 00:21:08,493
+咩誒誒誒唧？
+
+181
+00:21:08,830 --> 00:21:13,201
+朝裏便一派擁護我，一派反對我，兩派要打仗。
+
+182
+00:21:13,396 --> 00:21:15,521
+我呢一派如果輸咗噉點算啊？
+
+183
+00:21:16,830 --> 00:21:24,844
+韋小寶忽然間想起，佢曾經聽小皇帝講過，滿洲太祖皇帝當年立咗四個貝勒。
+
+184
+00:21:25,667 --> 00:21:32,840
+大貝勒代善、二貝勒阿敏、三貝勒莽古爾泰、四貝勒皇太極。
+
+185
+00:21:33,639 --> 00:21:36,373
+噉韋小寶當然記唔清四個貝勒嘅名嘞。
+
+186
+00:21:37,361 --> 00:21:42,388
+四個貝勒當時都有大權嘅，成日咁明爭暗鬥。
+
+187
+00:21:42,886 --> 00:21:50,294
+收尾四貝勒皇太極得到大貝勒代善支持，先至壓倒咗對方，接承大位。
+
+188
+00:21:51,053 --> 00:21:57,159
+因此代善一系啊，頗有權勢，康親王傑書，就係代善嘅後人嘞。
+
+189
+00:21:57,988 --> 00:22:02,238
+韋小寶諗到呢件事就話：唔好打，慢慢嚟。
+
+190
+00:22:02,793 --> 00:22:04,937
+你同彼得，都做沙皇。
+
+191
+00:22:05,098 --> 00:22:10,477
+將來，反對你嘅大臣、將軍，一個一個，慢慢殺咗。
+
+192
+00:22:10,761 --> 00:22:13,454
+你再殺彼得，再做女沙皇。
+
+193
+00:22:14,985 --> 00:22:25,561
+蘇菲亞覺得呢條計都好妙啊，不過眾大臣一直話女子唔能夠做沙皇真係激氣嘞，於是將呢個情形講畀韋小寶知。
+
+194
+00:22:25,801 --> 00:22:30,685
+嗱各位，欲知後事如何，且聽下回分解。

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+1
+00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,440
+前文再續啊書接上一回啊。
+
+2
+00:00:05,283 --> 00:00:09,941
+話説羅剎國女子呢，係唔能夠做女沙皇嘅。
+
+3
+00:00:10,792 --> 00:00:21,381
+韋小寶諗：清朝開國嘅初期，順治皇爺仲係個小皇帝，大權，都喺攝政王多爾袞手上。
+
+4
+00:00:22,001 --> 00:00:26,901
+佢就話：你唔能夠做女沙皇，就先做攝政王吖。
+
+5
+00:00:27,760 --> 00:00:30,764
+蘇菲亞問：咩嘢叫做攝政王啊？
+
+6
+00:00:31,534 --> 00:00:39,437
+攝政王就唔係沙皇，但係可以下命令殺人、打人𦣇柚，可以賞錢，升佢哋嘅官。
+
+7
+00:00:39,739 --> 00:00:42,233
+沙皇，假嘅，冇力嘅。
+
+8
+00:00:42,571 --> 00:00:54,181
+攝政王呢，真嘅，有力嘅，能夠殺人，打人𦣇柚，能夠升人哋官，能夠賞錢，人人都怕，都聽攝政王嘅説話，唔聽沙皇嘅説話。
+
+9
+00:00:55,253 --> 00:00:58,981
+蘇菲亞歡喜喇，大叫：哈啦嗦，哈啦嗦！
+
+10
+00:01:00,745 --> 00:01:12,680
+擁戴蘇菲亞嘅王公將軍啊人數比較少，蘇菲亞將其中為首嘅，召入嚟皇宮，將韋小寶講嘅計策同眾人商量。
+
+11
+00:01:13,600 --> 00:01:22,104
+蘇菲亞掌握咗莫斯科個兵權，但係又唔能夠登基做女沙皇，主要原因呢，就在於冇呢個先例。
+
+12
+00:01:22,606 --> 00:01:27,194
+眾大臣聽到設立攝政王嘅計謀，都覺得極之妙啊。
+
+13
+00:01:28,033 --> 00:01:32,977
+只需要大權在手，做唔做沙皇都冇幾大分別嘅啫。
+
+14
+00:01:33,629 --> 00:01:37,634
+噉眾人商量咗好耐，吖又想咗個法子出嚟添：
+
+15
+00:01:38,301 --> 00:01:46,980
+就係立蘇菲亞嘅同胞細佬伊凡做大沙皇，等彼得呢，仍然做沙皇，乃係小沙皇。
+
+16
+00:01:47,083 --> 00:01:51,901
+大小沙皇並立，免得擁彼得一派嘅人反對。
+
+17
+00:01:52,617 --> 00:01:56,982
+蘇菲亞公主呢就係攝政女王喇，處理一切朝政。
+
+18
+00:01:58,291 --> 00:02:08,392
+眾人商量妥當喇，蘇菲亞立即聚集火槍營，再召集全體王公大臣，將呢個新安排宣示出嚟。
+
+19
+00:02:10,265 --> 00:02:18,513
+佢又向眾大臣擔保，決唔會任意罷免各人嘅職司，凡係擁護呢個安排嘅一律升賞。
+
+20
+00:02:19,702 --> 00:02:28,710
+眾王公大臣見到自己權位利益，就並冇損害，又冇破壞咗前朝嘅規矩，都毫無異議嘞。
+
+21
+00:02:29,921 --> 00:02:40,731
+噉擁蘇派當中，有人帶頭向蘇菲亞女攝政王躬身行禮，其餘嗰啲人啊哎呀咪執輸喇冚𠾴唥跟住躬身行禮。
+
+22
+00:02:41,842 --> 00:02:50,716
+蘇菲亞就歡喜到不得了，叫人去請細佬伊凡嚟，又將小沙皇彼得，喺酒窖裏便放翻出嚟。
+
+23
+00:02:50,983 --> 00:02:56,999
+噉兩個人做大小沙皇，佢自己呢，坐喺兩個細佬嘅下首便。
+
+24
+00:02:57,757 --> 00:03:03,641
+百官稟奏事情，升賞黜免，都由女攝政王裁決。
+
+25
+00:03:04,753 --> 00:03:13,109
+當其時，伊凡十六歲，彼得十歲，年幼識淺，一切都聽晒佢家姐嘅主張。
+
+26
+00:03:14,184 --> 00:03:21,984
+蘇菲亞大權在握，噉佢諗：呢件事嗰個中國細佬哥大官嘅功勞極大。
+
+27
+00:03:22,763 --> 00:03:26,422
+噉就請咗韋小寶嚟，大大稱讚佢一番。
+
+28
+00:03:27,301 --> 00:03:35,325
+韋小寶話：女攝政王娘娘啊，你做咗攝政王呢，將來再做女沙皇噉就容易到極喇。
+
+29
+00:03:36,194 --> 00:03:40,009
+你只要遵守一件事，人人都會服晒你嘅。
+
+30
+00:03:40,799 --> 00:03:44,542
+蘇菲亞問：咩嘢事啊？快啲講畀我聽啦。
+
+31
+00:03:45,503 --> 00:03:49,746
+呢件事就係一言既出，三頭馬車難追啊。
+
+32
+00:03:51,001 --> 00:03:57,062
+原來羅剎人嘅馬車，用三匹馬嚟拉嘅，唔同中國人用四匹馬拉。
+
+33
+00:03:57,842 --> 00:04:03,632
+因此中國嘅駟馬難追呢，喺羅剎國，就變成三頭馬車難追喇。
+
+34
+00:04:04,680 --> 00:04:09,254
+蘇菲亞仲唔懂就問：咩嘢三頭馬車難追啊？
+
+35
+00:04:10,087 --> 00:04:14,282
+韋小寶話：講過咗個説話，一定要算數。
+
+36
+00:04:14,863 --> 00:04:20,651
+我哋中國皇帝講嘅説話呢，叫做皇帝嘅金口，係決唔能夠反悔㗎。
+
+37
+00:04:21,867 --> 00:04:27,539
+啊，我應承過你嘅事，你怕我反悔係唔係呢？
+
+38
+00:04:27,885 --> 00:04:36,904
+親愛嘅中國細佬哥，羅剎女攝政王嘅説話，係寶石口，比你哋中國皇帝嘅金口仲要貴重。
+
+39
+00:04:37,948 --> 00:04:46,290
+於是佢以大小沙皇嘅名義，頒下御旨，封韋小寶為管理東方韃靼地方嘅伯爵；
+
+40
+00:04:47,132 --> 00:04:52,876
+又命令大臣寫咗一道國書，致送中國皇帝，由韋小寶送去。
+
+41
+00:04:53,396 --> 00:05:00,756
+再派一名俄國使臣，帶領兩隊哥薩克騎兵護送，金銀財物就賞賜咗唔少。
+
+42
+00:05:01,467 --> 00:05:06,518
+韋小寶賄賂佢嗰十幾萬兩銀票啊，亦都攞出嚟��翻畀佢。
+
+43
+00:05:07,643 --> 00:05:14,867
+此外仲有好多送畀中國皇帝嘅禮物，都係貂皮啊寶石等等羅剎國嘅貴重特產啊。
+
+44
+00:05:16,454 --> 00:05:24,724
+呢陣時，蘇菲亞已經選咗好幾名羅剎國嘅俊男陪伴佢，再唔嚟同韋小寶親熱嘞。
+
+45
+00:05:26,104 --> 00:05:35,197
+但係韋小寶辭別嗰日，蘇菲亞想起呢幾個月嚟嘅恩情，又感激佢獻計嘅大功，所以戀戀不捨。
+
+46
+00:05:36,984 --> 00:05:44,741
+根據俄羅斯正史嘅記載，火槍手作亂呢，係喺五月十五至十七嗰三日。
+
+47
+00:05:45,834 --> 00:05:57,679
+五月二十九日，火槍營喺蘇菲亞指使之下，上書請伊凡同彼得並為沙皇，請蘇菲亞公主攝政，裁決軍國大事。
+
+48
+00:05:58,226 --> 00:06:01,631
+噉啊騷亂平定翻呢，已經喺六月中旬喇。
+
+49
+00:06:03,563 --> 00:06:15,059
+當其時天氣和暖，韋小寶騎住駿馬，喺兩隊哥薩克騎兵擁衞之下，喺西伯利亞大草原向東疾馳。
+
+50
+00:06:15,361 --> 00:06:29,901
+和風拂面，蹄聲盈耳，左有俏丫鬟雙兒，右有羅剎國使臣，貂皮財物就滿載相隨，啊，真係意氣風發之至啊，佢諗：
+
+51
+00:06:30,723 --> 00:06:43,981
+呢次死裏逃生，不但保住咗條命仔，仲幫羅剎公主立咗一場大功，哈全靠老子平日聽得古仔多，睇得戲多啊，哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈。
+
+52
+00:06:45,543 --> 00:06:50,615
+話説韋小寶帶埋羅剎國使臣，呢一日嚟到北京。
+
+53
+00:06:51,165 --> 00:06:57,603
+康親王、索額圖等王公大臣見佢返嚟，真係又驚又喜。
+
+54
+00:06:58,549 --> 00:07:02,770
+嗰日佢帶埋水師出海，從此就不知所蹤嘞。
+
+55
+00:07:03,743 --> 00:07:12,439
+朝廷幾次派人去查，都話大海茫茫唔見蹤跡，竟然冇一隻兵船、冇一名士兵返嚟。
+
+56
+00:07:13,277 --> 00:07:22,148
+康熙估話佢呢隊人呢喺大海裏便遇到颶風，已經全軍覆沒嘞，一想起上嚟，都好鬱鬱不樂。
+
+57
+00:07:23,616 --> 00:07:27,603
+當有消息報到入宮，康熙就即時傳見嘞。
+
+58
+00:07:28,740 --> 00:07:34,907
+韋小寶見康熙滿面笑容，叩拜之後，大略講下分別之後嘅情形。
+
+59
+00:07:35,829 --> 00:07:41,562
+康熙呢次派佢出海，主要係剿滅神龍教，擒拿假太后吖；
+
+60
+00:07:42,553 --> 00:07:49,848
+而家聽講神龍島已經攻破嘞，假太后雖然未捉到啊，但係同羅剎國結成咗朋友。
+
+61
+00:07:50,886 --> 00:08:02,416
+康熙自從盤問咗蒙古派去昆明嘅使臣罕帖摩之後，知道吳三桂勾結羅剎國、蒙古同埋西藏，非常之憂慮。
+
+62
+00:08:03,172 --> 00:08:07,994
+噉啊至於尚耿二藩，以及台灣鄭氏呢就反為次要。
+
+63
+00:08:09,180 --> 00:08:13,494
+而家見到韋小寶冇事返嚟，真係不勝歡喜啊。
+
+64
+00:08:14,130 --> 00:08:19,596
+仲知道有羅剎國使臣嚟到修好添，更加喜上加喜嘞。
+
+65
+00:08:20,160 --> 00:08:26,333
+連忙叫韋小寶詳細講佢聽，韋小寶從頭至尾噉講咗嘞。
+
+66
+00:08:27,306 --> 00:08:37,466
+講到點樣教蘇菲亞慫恿火槍營作亂，點樣教佢立兩個小沙皇而自己做攝政王嘅時候，康熙哈哈大笑話：
+
+67
+00:08:37,670 --> 00:08:44,508
+哈哈哈哈你阿爺吖，你學咗我大清嘅嘢，走去教會咗羅剎嘅鬼婆。
+
+68
+00:08:45,734 --> 00:08:49,608
+第日，康熙上朝，傳見羅剎使臣。
+
+69
+00:08:50,751 --> 00:08:55,306
+噉朝廷上便識羅剎話嘅，只有韋小寶一個人。
+
+70
+00:08:56,493 --> 00:09:03,041
+其實羅剎話十分難學，佢喺短短幾個月裏便呢，學會嘅認真有限。
+
+71
+00:09:03,951 --> 00:09:09,590
+噉羅剎使臣嗰一番頌詞呢，十句當中有九句半唔明白嘅。
+
+72
+00:09:10,101 --> 00:09:17,488
+佢蝦大家唔識，就一於臨時編造一番，將當日陸高軒作嘅嗰段碑文背出嚟。
+
+73
+00:09:18,106 --> 00:09:25,083
+咩千載之下，爰有大清，咩威靈下濟，丕赫威能講咗幾句。
+
+74
+00:09:26,156 --> 00:09:37,566
+佢又精噃，一面講，一便偷偷睇下康熙面色，見到佢笑眯眯噉，嗯，估計呢篇碑文，都用得上，就大聲噉念：
+
+75
+00:09:38,112 --> 00:09:43,918
+降妖伏魔，如日之升。羽翼輔佐，吐故納新。
+
+76
+00:09:44,460 --> 00:09:50,119
+萬壽百祥，罔不豐登。仙福永享，並世崇敬。
+
+77
+00:09:50,252 --> 00:09:54,771
+壽與天齊，文武仁聖。須臾，天現。
+
+78
+00:09:55,703 --> 00:10:03,630
+一背到天現兩個字，即刻收口，事關再背落去啊，就會露出狐狸尾巴嘞，佢就話：
+
+79
+00:10:04,411 --> 00:10:11,391
+羅剎國小沙皇、攝政女王，敬問中國大皇帝萬歲爺聖躬安康。
+
+80
+00:10:12,512 --> 00:10:16,616
+呢啲説話，本來係陸高軒作嚟頌揚洪教主嘅。
+
+81
+00:10:17,422 --> 00:10:28,156
+而家韋小寶念出嚟，雖然有多少不倫不類啊，但係並世崇敬，文武仁聖等等，都係善禱善頌嘅。
+
+82
+00:10:28,796 --> 00:10:31,095
+眾大臣都聽到不停咁岌頭。
+
+83
+00:10:32,001 --> 00:10:40,377
+康熙知道韋小寶個肚裏便倒吊都冇滴墨水，呢啲文辭古雅嘅句子，決唔能夠隨口翻譯出嚟；
+
+84
+00:10:40,964 --> 00:10:46,060
+必定係預先請咗槍手做好，然後喺金殿上面背誦出嚟嘅。
+
+85
+00:10:46,752 --> 00:10:55,433
+佢又點都想唔到，竟然係稱頌邪教教主嘅文辭，畀佢移花接木順手牽羊噉用上咗嘅。
+
+86
+00:10:56,761 --> 00:11:00,858
+讀完頌詞，嗰個羅剎使臣跟住獻上禮物嘞。
+
+87
+00:11:02,012 --> 00:11:10,953
+羅剎國比遼東氣候更冷，嗰度嘅玄狐水貂之類，毛皮就比遼東嘅更為華美丰厚。
+
+88
+00:11:11,545 --> 00:11:16,660
+清廷大臣都係識貨嘅人啊，一見到啊，冇個唔稱讚嘅。
+
+89
+00:11:17,618 --> 00:11:22,744
+康熙就吩咐韋小寶妥為接待使臣，回賜中華禮品。
+
+90
+00:11:24,520 --> 00:11:31,953
+退咗朝之後，康熙召咗湯若望同南懷仁兩個人嚟，叫佢哋去見羅剎使臣。
+
+91
+00:11:32,553 --> 00:11:37,832
+南懷仁係比利時國人，言語呢，同法蘭西相同嘅。
+
+92
+00:11:38,772 --> 00:11:43,442
+嗰個羅剎使臣啊會講法蘭西話，兩個人言語相通。
+
+93
+00:11:43,998 --> 00:11:53,390
+南懷仁啊稱頌康熙英明仁惠，古往今來嘅帝王啊，好少及得佢嘅，講到嗰個羅剎使臣大為折服。
+
+94
+00:11:54,552 --> 00:12:04,295
+第日，康熙命令湯若望、南懷仁兩個人喺南苑操炮，由韋小寶陪同羅剎使臣啊觀看操練。
+
+95
+00:12:05,317 --> 00:12:10,284
+嗰個使臣見到炮火犀利，射擊準確，個心好佩服。
+
+96
+00:12:11,145 --> 00:12:18,602
+就請南懷仁轉告皇帝：羅剎國女攝政王，決意同中國修好永為兄弟之邦。
+
+97
+00:12:20,312 --> 00:12:37,161
+羅剎國使臣辭別回國之後，康熙啊想起韋小寶呢次出征，一舉而翦除咗吳三桂兩個強大幫手，功勞實在唔細啊，於是落一道聖旨，封佢為一等忠勇伯。
+
+98
+00:12:37,877 --> 00:12:40,569
+王公大臣啊當然有一番慶賀喇。
+
+99
+00:12:41,918 --> 00:12:49,204
+韋小寶啊想起施瑯、黃總兵佢哋，何以一個人都冇返嚟報告呢？
+
+100
+00:12:50,314 --> 00:13:06,109
+估計必定係因為主帥喺海上失蹤，噉佢係皇上面前嘅第一大紅人，皇上啊震怒，必定會以延誤軍機、臨陣退縮、陷主帥於死地等等嘅罪名加喺佢哋嘅頭上嘅。
+
+101
+00:13:07,094 --> 00:13:13,281
+噉大家怕殺頭啊，就流落喺通食島附近海島，再唔敢返嚟嘞。
+
+102
+00:13:14,070 --> 00:13:26,130
+滿洲興兵嘅初期，軍法就極嚴，接戰嘅時候，如果一隊嘅長官陣亡，而部下退卻奔逃呢，往往全隊處死。
+
+103
+00:13:27,633 --> 00:13:35,110
+直至康熙、雍正年間，軍法仲係噉樣嘅，所以旗兵啊好精良，所向無敵。
+
+104
+00:13:36,459 --> 00:13:44,853
+韋小寶於是派咗兩名使者，指點咗通食島同神龍島喺邊度，叫佢哋去召施瑯等人返嚟。
+
+105
+00:13:46,932 --> 00:13:53,317
+呢一日，康熙召韋小寶嚟上書房，指住枱面三道奏章話：
+
+106
+00:13:53,607 --> 00:14:00,963
+小桂子，呢三道奏章，係分別喺三笪地方嚟嘅，你估下係邊個嘅奏章呢？
+
+107
+00:14:01,961 --> 00:14:08,652
+韋小寶伸長條頸，向三道奏章睇咗幾眼，一啲頭緒都冇就話：
+
+108
+00:14:09,759 --> 00:14:13,776
+皇上要畀啲提示，奴才噉先至容易估㗎。
+
+109
+00:14:14,512 --> 00:14:20,419
+康熙微微一笑，舉起右掌虛劈，連氣做咗三下殺頭嘅姿勢。
+
+110
+00:14:21,318 --> 00:14:30,830
+韋小寶笑住話：吖哈係喇，係大，大奸臣吳三桂、尚可喜、耿精忠三個傢伙嘅奏章。
+
+111
+00:14:31,684 --> 00:14:33,812
+康熙話：你真係聰明。
+
+112
+00:14:34,522 --> 00:14:38,258
+你再估下，呢三道奏章裏便講啲咩嘢呢？
+
+113
+00:14:39,450 --> 00:14:41,470
+吖，噉就難估喇。
+
+114
+00:14:42,471 --> 00:14:46,152
+誒，三道奏章係咪一齊嚟㗎？
+
+115
+00:14:47,000 --> 00:14:50,336
+有先有後，日子相差都唔係好遠嘅啫。
+
+116
+00:14:52,007 --> 00:14:57,056
+三個大奸臣都不懷好意，諗嘅都係一樣嘢。
+
+117
+00:14:57,563 --> 00:15:00,126
+奴才估佢哋講嘅説話都係差唔多嘅啫。
+
+118
+00:15:01,133 --> 00:15:04,728
+康熙用手喺枱面輕輕一拍佢話：冇錯嘞。
+
+119
+00:15:05,443 --> 00:15:15,747
+第一道奏章係尚可喜呢個老嘢呈上嘅，佢話佢年紀大喇，想歸老遼東，留個仔尚之信鎮守廣東。
+
+120
+00:15:16,640 --> 00:15:22,397
+我就批示話：尚可喜要返去遼東，亦不必留翻個仔喺廣東喇。
+
+121
+00:15:23,292 --> 00:15:27,614
+吳三桂同耿精忠聽到消息呢，就先後上咗奏章。
+
+122
+00:15:28,459 --> 00:15:33,078
+康熙攞起道奏章佢話：嗱，呢道係吳三桂嘅。
+
+123
+00:15:33,478 --> 00:15:41,909
+佢話：念臣世受天恩，捐糜難報，惟期盡瘁藩籬，安敢遽請息 肩？
+
+124
+00:15:42,461 --> 00:15:48,790
+今聞平南王尚可喜有陳情之疏，已蒙恩覽，准撤全藩。
+
+125
+00:15:49,261 --> 00:15:53,773
+仰持鴻慈，冒干天聽，請撤安插。
+
+126
+00:15:54,467 --> 00:16:00,621
+哼，佢係想試下我，睇我敢唔敢撤佢嘅藩。
+
+127
+00:16:01,618 --> 00:16:07,798
+佢唔係一個人做㗎噃，而係聯絡埋尚可喜、耿精忠三個人一齊嚟嚇我。
+
+128
+00:16:09,234 --> 00:16:13,645
+康熙又攞起另外一道奏章話：呢道係耿精忠嘅。
+
+129
+00:16:14,120 --> 00:16:22,362
+佢話：臣襲爵二載，心戀帝闕，只以海氛叵測，未敢遽議罷兵。
+
+130
+00:16:23,313 --> 00:16:27,786
+近見平南王尚可喜乞歸一疏，已奉前旨。
+
+131
+00:16:28,793 --> 00:16:35,759
+伏念臣部下官兵，南征二十餘載，仰懇皇仁，撤回安插。
+
+132
+00:16:36,949 --> 00:16:46,202
+哼，一個喺雲南，一個喺福建，相隔萬里，點解兩道奏折上面所講嘅説話都差唔多一樣嘅呢？
+
+133
+00:16:47,509 --> 00:16:52,860
+一便講唔能夠罷兵，一面又話懇求撤回。
+
+134
+00:16:53,752 --> 00:16:57,031
+呢幾個嘢，仲將我放喺眼內咩？
+
+135
+00:16:57,971 --> 00:17:01,479
+講完，氣憤憤噉將奏章掉翻喺枱面。
+
+136
+00:17:02,511 --> 00:17:10,224
+韋小寶話：噉唔係，呢三道奏章啊真係大逆不道啊，其實就係造反嘅戰書。
+
+137
+00:17:10,780 --> 00:17:21,112
+皇上，不如我哋就發兵，將三個反賊，都捉到嚟京師，滿門，哼，全家男嘅殺頭，女嘅呢，就賞畀功臣為奴。
+
+138
+00:17:22,393 --> 00:17:29,401
+佢又本來想講滿門抄斬嘅，忽然間想起阿珂同陳圓圓，於是就中途改口嘞。
+
+139
+00:17:29,743 --> 00:17:41,419
+康熙話：我哋如果先發兵呢，天下百姓，就會話我殺戮功臣，講咩鳥盡弓藏啊，兔死狗烹啊噉。
+
+140
+00:17:42,046 --> 00:17:45,540
+不如先行撤藩，睇下三個人嘅動靜。
+
+141
+00:17:46,131 --> 00:17:49,917
+如果係遵旨撤藩，恭順聽命咯，噉就算嘞；
+
+142
+00:17:50,579 --> 00:17:54,696
+否則，再發兵討伐，就出師有名嘞。
+
+143
+00:17:55,752 --> 00:18:00,300
+韋小寶話：皇上料事如神，奴才拜服之至啊。
+
+144
+00:18:00,856 --> 00:18:04,764
+誒好比做戲噉，皇上問：下跪何人？
+
+145
+00:18:05,030 --> 00:18:07,619
+吳三桂就話：臣吳三桂見駕。
+
+146
+00:18:08,064 --> 00:18:11,825
+皇上喝佢啦：大膽吳三桂，抬起頭來。
+
+147
+00:18:12,127 --> 00:18:14,971
+吳三桂就話：臣有罪唔敢抬頭。
+
+148
+00:18:15,309 --> 00:18:17,895
+皇上喝佢喇：你犯了何罪？
+
+149
+00:18:18,304 --> 00:18:21,844
+吳三桂話：奴才唔肯撤藩，想要造反。
+
+150
+00:18:22,262 --> 00:18:26,046
+皇上話：呔，大膽吳三桂！韋小寶。
+
+151
+00:18:26,833 --> 00:18:30,519
+我就一個箭步，上前跪倒話：小將在！
+
+152
+00:18:30,848 --> 00:18:36,780
+皇上話：令箭在此！派你帶領十萬大兵，討伐反賊吳三桂。
+
+153
+00:18:37,371 --> 00:18:40,312
+奴才接過令箭，叫一聲：得吖令！
+
+154
+00:18:40,730 --> 00:18:47,657
+飛起一腳，踢落吳三桂嘅𦣇柚，當堂啊，將佢踢到屁滾尿流嗚呼哀哉喇。
+
+155
+00:18:48,252 --> 00:18:54,238
+哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈，康熙哈哈大笑啊：你想帶兵去打吳三桂啊？
+
+156
+00:18:55,000 --> 00:19:02,693
+韋小寶見佢眼神裏便有啲嘲弄嘅表情，知道小皇帝係同自己開玩笑唧，就話：
+
+157
+00:19:03,580 --> 00:19:08,925
+奴才年紀得啲咁大，又冇咩本事，點能夠統帶大軍啦？
+
+158
+00:19:09,458 --> 00:19:19,263
+最好呢就係皇上親自做大元帥，我同你做先鋒官，逢山開路，遇水搭橋，浩浩蕩蕩，殺奔雲南而去喇。
+
+159
+00:19:20,437 --> 00:19:28,890
+康熙畀佢講到心逳逳，覺得御駕親征吳三桂，呢件事確係好玩，就話：
+
+160
+00:19:29,746 --> 00:19:31,289
+等我仔細想下先。
+
+161
+00:19:32,314 --> 00:19:39,130
+第日一早，康熙召集眾王公大臣，喺太和殿上商議軍國大事。
+
+162
+00:19:40,219 --> 00:19:49,686
+韋小寶啊雖然連升幾級，喺朝廷之中啊，仲係官小職微，本來冇資格上太和殿參加議政嘅。
+
+163
+00:19:50,609 --> 00:19:58,469
+康熙下咗特旨，話佢曾經出使雲南，知道吳藩內情，欽命陪駕議政。
+
+164
+00:19:59,812 --> 00:20:12,889
+當時小皇帝居中坐喺龍椅，親王、郡王、貝勒、貝子、大學士、尚書等大臣呢分班站立，韋小寶啊企到最尾尾。
+
+165
+00:20:14,314 --> 00:20:24,164
+康熙將尚可喜、吳三桂、耿精忠三道奏章，交畀中和殿大學士兼禮部尚書巴泰，佢話：
+
+166
+00:20:24,934 --> 00:20:31,840
+三藩上奏，懇請撤藩，應該點樣做至好呢？大家分別稟奏啦。
+
+167
+00:20:32,791 --> 00:20:37,386
+各王公大臣傳閱咗奏章之後，康親王傑書就話：
+
+168
+00:20:37,994 --> 00:20:47,604
+回皇上，依奴才愚見，三藩懇求撤藩，都唔係出於本心，似乎係喺度試探朝廷啊。
+
+169
+00:20:48,402 --> 00:20:52,030
+康熙話：何以見得呢？你講嚟聽下。
+
+170
+00:20:52,811 --> 00:20:59,459
+傑書話：三道奏章之中，都話當地軍務繁重不敢擅離。
+
+171
+00:21:00,462 --> 00:21:06,114
+既然話軍務繁忙咯，又請求撤藩，顯然係自相矛盾。
+
+172
+00:21:07,054 --> 00:21:08,235
+康熙岌一岌頭。
+
+173
+00:21:09,241 --> 00:21:27,586
+跟住落嚟，文華殿大學士對喀納、保和殿大學士衛周祚、户部尚書米思翰、大學士杜立德、索額圖、大學士圖海、兵部尚書明珠等人，都講咗意見嘞。
+
+174
+00:21:28,592 --> 00:21:38,115
+噉雖然佢哋係大拋書包，韋小寶唔係點聽得懂啊，但係有一點係清楚嘅，就係佢哋都主張唔撤藩。
+
+175
+00:21:38,963 --> 00:21:47,570
+韋小寶越聽越心急，佢知道小皇帝決心撤藩嘅，王公大臣呢都係個個膽小怕事。
+
+176
+00:21:48,524 --> 00:21:56,088
+自己係官小職卑，年紀又細，喺朝廷之上又唔能夠亂咁講啊真係急到佢唔知點好。
+
+177
+00:21:57,221 --> 00:22:00,178
+正喺呢個時候，只聽見康熙話：
+
+178
+00:22:00,929 --> 00:22:06,531
+韋小寶，你去過雲南，你講嚟聽下呢件事應該點做好呢？
+
+179
+00:22:07,410 --> 00:22:12,331
+嗱各位，欲知後事如何，且聽下回分解。

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+1
+00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,256
+前文再續啊書接上一回啊。
+
+2
+00:00:04,324 --> 00:00:10,491
+話說韋小寶見啲王公大臣，都主張唔撤藩，好心急。
+
+3
+00:00:11,608 --> 00:00:13,771
+正喺呢個時候，康熙話：
+
+4
+00:00:14,380 --> 00:00:20,740
+韋小寶，你去過雲南，你講嚟聽下，呢件事應該點做好呢？
+
+5
+00:00:21,626 --> 00:00:24,671
+皇帝問到就唔怕講喇，佢話：
+
+6
+00:00:25,601 --> 00:00:29,694
+皇上明鑒，奴才對國家大事係唔識嘅。
+
+7
+00:00:30,731 --> 00:00:42,775
+只不過吳三桂對奴才講過一句説話，佢話，韋都統，以後有咩變故呢你唔使擔心，你嘅都統職位，只有上升唔會下降嘅。
+
+8
+00:00:43,592 --> 00:00:47,359
+奴才就唔明喇我問佢，以後有咩變故啊噉。
+
+9
+00:00:48,153 --> 00:00:52,134
+吳三桂笑住話：時候到喇，你自然就知道㗎喇。
+
+10
+00:00:53,072 --> 00:00:55,679
+皇上，吳三桂係想造反啊。
+
+11
+00:00:56,119 --> 00:01:01,814
+呢件事係千真萬確，呢陣時啊，怕佢龍袍都做好喇。
+
+12
+00:01:02,178 --> 00:01:06,433
+仲有啊，佢將自己比作係猛虎，將皇上比作係黃鶯。
+
+13
+00:01:07,667 --> 00:01:11,973
+康熙問：咩嘢猛虎啊黃鶯啊，係咩意思啊？
+
+14
+00:01:12,880 --> 00:01:14,747
+韋小寶叩咗幾個頭佢話：
+
+15
+00:01:15,383 --> 00:01:20,677
+吳三桂呢個嘢講咗好多大逆不道嘅説話，奴才點都唔敢轉述。
+
+16
+00:01:21,456 --> 00:01:24,742
+你講啦，係佢講嘅啫嘛又唔係你講嘅。
+
+17
+00:01:25,316 --> 00:01:25,680
+係。
+
+18
+00:01:26,423 --> 00:01:33,553
+吳三桂呢有三件寶貝，佢話呢三件寶貝雖然係好，可惜有啲美中不足。
+
+19
+00:01:34,224 --> 00:01:40,153
+第一件寶貝呢，係一塊白鴿蛋咁大嘅紅寶石，真係雞血咁紅㗎。
+
+20
+00:01:40,709 --> 00:01:47,543
+佢要嚟鑲喺頂帽上便，佢話：寶石啊好大喇，可惜頂帽呢細過頭。
+
+21
+00:01:48,489 --> 00:01:49,839
+康熙哼咗一聲。
+
+22
+00:01:50,818 --> 00:01:53,939
+眾大臣啊你睇我我睇你，都諗：
+
+23
+00:01:54,811 --> 00:02:03,856
+寶石啊好大，可惜頂帽細過頭，呢句説話言下之意，顯然係想戴頂皇冠嘞。
+
+24
+00:02:05,162 --> 00:02:11,368
+韋小寶又話：佢第二件寶貝呢，係一張白底黑紋嘅白老虎皮。
+
+25
+00:02:12,183 --> 00:02:18,274
+奴才喺皇宮裏便服侍咗皇上咁耐，不過從來都冇見過噉樣嘅白老虎皮嘅。
+
+26
+00:02:18,884 --> 00:02:23,579
+吳三桂話：呢種白老虎啊，幾百年難得見到一次㗎。
+
+27
+00:02:24,440 --> 00:02:31,939
+當年，宋太祖趙匡胤打過一隻，朱元璋啊打過一隻，曹操同劉備都打過。
+
+28
+00:02:32,661 --> 00:02:35,880
+噉啊吳三桂將白老虎皮，墊喺張椅上便佢話：
+
+29
+00:02:36,542 --> 00:02:41,740
+白老虎皮好難得，可惜張椅呢太過尋常啊噉。
+
+30
+00:02:42,648 --> 00:02:45,321
+康熙岌一岌頭，個心偷笑嘞。
+
+31
+00:02:46,207 --> 00:02:54,907
+知道韋小寶信口開河誣陷吳三桂，又知道佢毫無學問，以為曹操都做過皇帝。
+
+32
+00:02:55,880 --> 00:03:03,450
+韋小寶話：第三件寶貝呢，係一塊大理石屏風，啲風景啊係天然生成嘅。
+
+33
+00:03:03,859 --> 00:03:09,785
+圖畫裏便呢，有隻黃鶯，踎喺樖樹上便，樹底呢，有隻大老虎。
+
+34
+00:03:10,220 --> 00:03:18,298
+吳三桂話，屏風確係珍貴，就可惜猛虎喺樹腳，黃鶯就踎喺高枝上便唧噉。
+
+35
+00:03:19,579 --> 00:03:26,827
+康熙話：佢呢三句説話，不過係比喻啫，未必係有心造反嘅。
+
+36
+00:03:27,521 --> 00:03:31,151
+韋小寶話：皇上寬洪大量，愛惜奴才。
+
+37
+00:03:31,586 --> 00:03:36,243
+吳三桂啊如果有三分良心，就知道感恩圖報噉就好喇。
+
+38
+00:03:36,736 --> 00:03:45,991
+可惜佢就係會向朝中嘅王公大臣送禮，呢位就黃金一千兩，嗰位就白銀二萬兩，出手啊闊綽到不得了。
+
+39
+00:03:46,782 --> 00:03:49,922
+之嗰三件寶貝呢，就唔向皇上進貢噃。
+
+40
+00:03:50,727 --> 00:03:54,216
+康熙笑住話：我又唔貪圖佢乜嘢嘢。
+
+41
+00:03:55,094 --> 00:04:06,428
+韋小寶話：係啊，吳三桂一味向朝廷要餉銀，請求犒賞，攞到銀喇，有成大半留喺北京，要嚟送畀文武百官。
+
+42
+00:04:06,952 --> 00:04:15,416
+噉奴才對佢話啦，王爺，你送金銀畀當朝嗰啲大官，出手呢實在闊綽過頭喇，我都戥你肉赤啊噉。
+
+43
+00:04:15,949 --> 00:04:22,395
+吳三桂啊笑住話：小兄弟，呢啲金銀呢，不過係暫時寄存喺佢哋屋企嘅啫；
+
+44
+00:04:22,786 --> 00:04:31,353
+等佢哋個個幫我講好話，過得幾年呀，佢哋就會乖乖噉加埋利錢，連本帶利還翻畀我個喇。
+
+45
+00:04:32,482 --> 00:04:34,490
+奴才噉就唔明白啦我問佢：
+
+46
+00:04:34,650 --> 00:04:39,318
+王爺啊，財物到咗人哋手裏便，點解仲會還��畀你嘅啫？
+
+47
+00:04:39,990 --> 00:04:45,657
+呢啲係你心甘情願送畀佢哋嘅，又唔係人哋問你借嘅，噉點解仲會有利錢㗎？
+
+48
+00:04:46,146 --> 00:04:52,110
+吳三桂就哈哈大笑，拍下我膊頭，攞咗個綢緞袋仔畀我，佢話：
+
+49
+00:04:52,438 --> 00:05:00,090
+小兄弟，呢啲係小王送畀你嘅一啲小意思，希望你喺皇上面前，多啲幫我講幾句好話。
+
+50
+00:05:00,400 --> 00:05:04,900
+皇上如果要撤藩，你務必話，千祈唔好撤啊噉。
+
+51
+00:05:05,345 --> 00:05:08,901
+你放心啦，呢啲嘢啊，我將來唔會問你攞翻嘅。
+
+52
+00:05:09,782 --> 00:05:17,503
+韋小寶一面講，一便喺衫袋裏便，攞出個綢緞袋仔出嚟，揸住喺手高高噉舉起。
+
+53
+00:05:18,369 --> 00:05:22,238
+噉啊人人都見到袋上面繡住平西王府四個紅字。
+
+54
+00:05:23,122 --> 00:05:38,460
+佢護低身，打開袋口，將個袋一倒轉，只聽見叮叮噹噹，珍珠啊寶石啊翡翠啊美玉啊，幾十件珍品啊倒喺金殿上便，珠光寶氣啊耀眼生花。
+
+55
+00:05:39,731 --> 00:05:50,220
+呢啲珠寶，有啲確係吳三桂送嘅，有啲呢，係韋小寶喺人哋嗰處攞翻嚟嘅賄賂，而家撈埋一齊，大家點分得出啦？
+
+56
+00:05:51,278 --> 00:05:57,163
+康熙微笑話：你去咗雲南一趟，確係大有所獲噃。
+
+57
+00:05:57,894 --> 00:06:04,410
+韋小寶話：呢啲珍珠寶貝奴才係唔敢要㗎，請皇上要嚟賞畀人哋啦。
+
+58
+00:06:05,350 --> 00:06:09,560
+係吳三桂送畀你嘅，我又點能夠攞嚟畀人哋嘅呢？
+
+59
+00:06:10,279 --> 00:06:17,471
+吳三桂送畀奴才，係要我喺皇上面前車大炮，幫佢講好話，話千祈唔能夠撤藩。
+
+60
+00:06:18,013 --> 00:06:24,271
+奴才對皇上忠心耿耿，唔能夠貪圖一啲金銀財寶，將反賊講成係忠臣㗎。
+
+61
+00:06:24,809 --> 00:06:29,232
+但係噉樣一嚟呢，收咗吳三桂嘅嘢，有啲對佢唔住噉。
+
+62
+00:06:29,806 --> 00:06:33,335
+誒橫掂普天下嘅金銀珠寶，都係皇上嘅嘢嚟嘅。
+
+63
+00:06:33,584 --> 00:06:39,371
+皇上賞畀邊個係皇上嘅恩德，唔使吳三桂攞嚟做好人收買人心吖。
+
+64
+00:06:40,114 --> 00:06:48,490
+哈哈哈哈哈哈，你對朕都好忠心，噉啦，呢啲珍珠寶貝，算係我再賞畀你㗎啦。
+
+65
+00:06:49,261 --> 00:06:54,878
+講完，康熙又喺衫袋攞咗個西洋彈簧金錶出嚟，佢話：
+
+66
+00:06:55,513 --> 00:06:59,123
+另外，再賞一件西洋寶貝畀你。
+
+67
+00:07:00,092 --> 00:07:05,298
+韋小寶連忙跪低叩頭，行前幾步，雙手接咗金錶。
+
+68
+00:07:06,721 --> 00:07:16,151
+佢君臣兩個人噉樣一番做作，班大臣都係善觀氣息嘅人，邊度話唔明白康熙嘅心意呢？
+
+69
+00:07:17,209 --> 00:07:24,191
+嗰班大臣都收過吳三桂嘅賄賂，最近呢一批啊，仲係韋小寶轉交嘅。
+
+70
+00:07:24,809 --> 00:07:32,997
+佢哋諗：自己如果仲唔識相，韋小寶將吳三桂送過幾多禮畀佢哋，當朝講晒出嚟；
+
+71
+00:07:33,263 --> 00:07:41,056
+皇上嬲起上嚟，以交通外藩圖謀不軌嘅罪名論處，嘿，唔殺頭啊都要充軍啊。
+
+72
+00:07:41,993 --> 00:07:46,936
+韋小寶誣陷吳三桂嘅説話，極之幼稚可笑。
+
+73
+00:07:47,892 --> 00:07:54,826
+吳三桂就算真係有造反嘅心啊，亦決唔會喺皇帝派去嘅欽差面前透露嘅。
+
+74
+00:07:55,784 --> 00:08:08,937
+又講咩送咗畀朝上大臣嘅金銀，將來要連本帶利收回，至於暗示日後造反成功，做咗皇帝嘞，要向各大臣攞翻金銀。
+
+75
+00:08:09,364 --> 00:08:12,517
+呢啲明明係從未見過世面嘅細佬哥想法。
+
+76
+00:08:13,321 --> 00:08:19,270
+吳三桂呢種老謀深算嘅人，點會斤斤計較送咗幾多金銀啦？
+
+77
+00:08:19,689 --> 00:08:28,090
+但係明知韋小寶嘅説話不堪一駁啊，不過佢有皇帝撐腰，又有邊個敢自討苦吃，出口辯駁呢？
+
+78
+00:08:29,242 --> 00:08:32,752
+明珠嘅腦筋係最快嘞，即刻就話：
+
+79
+00:08:33,292 --> 00:08:46,798
+韋都統，少年英才，見事明白，對皇上赤膽忠心，深入吳三桂嘅虎穴，探聽到事情真相，真係令人非常佩服啊。
+
+80
+00:08:47,358 --> 00:09:01,064
+如果唔係皇上洞燭機先，派遣韋都統親自去查探，我哋喺北京辦事嘅，又邊處知道吳三桂呢個傢伙深蒙國恩，竟然會心存作反㗎？
+
+81
+00:09:02,213 --> 00:09:13,437
+明珠呢幾句説話，既捧咗康熙同韋小寶，又為自己同滿朝同僚輕輕開脱，跟住呢，再坐實咗吳三桂嘅罪名。
+
+82
+00:09:14,406 --> 00:09:18,379
+太和殿上人人都覺得呢幾句説話非常啱聽。
+
+83
+00:09:19,268 --> 00:09:24,882
+眾大臣本來都惴惴不安嘅，而家呢，不由得松翻啖氣嘞。
+
+84
+00:09:26,160 --> 00:09:36,840
+康親王同索額圖本來同韋小寶係好朋友，而家當然係會意啦，即刻就落井下石，大講特講吳三桂嘅錯處。
+
+85
+00:09:37,729 --> 00:09:41,928
+噉眾大臣啊你一句我一句，都話應該撤藩。
+
+86
+00:09:42,661 --> 00:09:49,868
+有啲仲痛責自己糊塗啊，幸蒙皇上開導指點，噉先至好似撥開雲霧見青天咋。
+
+87
+00:09:50,761 --> 00:09:57,954
+有啲係直情獻計嘞，話點樣撤藩，點樣將吳三桂捉嚟京師，又點樣去抄佢嘅家噉。
+
+88
+00:09:58,742 --> 00:10:10,239
+吳三桂富可敵國噃，一講到抄佢個家啊，人人都覺得係個大大嘅優差，但係轉念一諗，嗯又覺得呢件事啊，好難搞嘅。
+
+89
+00:10:10,892 --> 00:10:17,019
+吳三桂一反面，你都仲未抄到佢嘅家啊，佢就斬咗你嘅人頭先喇。
+
+90
+00:10:18,529 --> 00:10:20,728
+康熙等人人都講過喇，就話：
+
+91
+00:10:21,569 --> 00:10:31,102
+吳三桂雖然有不軌之心，但係反狀未露，今日喺呢處講過嘅説話，邊個都唔准漏一句出去。
+
+92
+00:10:31,671 --> 00:10:34,468
+要畀佢一個改過自新嘅機會。
+
+93
+00:10:35,428 --> 00:10:39,420
+眾大臣一齊頌揚皇恩浩蕩，寬仁慈厚。
+
+94
+00:10:40,440 --> 00:10:43,468
+康熙喺身邊攞出一張黃紙，佢話：
+
+95
+00:10:44,330 --> 00:10:47,083
+呢一道上諭你哋睇下有咩唔妥當嘅。
+
+96
+00:10:48,089 --> 00:10:58,568
+原來呢一道乃係批准吳三桂請求撤藩嘅上諭，甚至話喺北京，都同吳三桂準備好住處喇，一到就有地方住噉。
+
+97
+00:10:59,569 --> 00:11:07,955
+班大臣睇完，都大讚皇恩浩蕩，話吳三桂如果稍有人性啊，真係慚愧到死咯。
+
+98
+00:11:09,089 --> 00:11:16,689
+康熙話：最好吳三桂能夠奉命歸朝，噉百姓呢就免咗一場刀兵之災。
+
+99
+00:11:17,871 --> 00:11:22,991
+朕嘅意思，係要派兩個能説會道嘅人去雲南宣諭朕意。
+
+100
+00:11:23,839 --> 00:11:27,653
+眾大臣聽皇帝噉樣講，都望住韋小寶。
+
+101
+00:11:28,822 --> 00:11:31,592
+韋小寶畀大家睇到慌，佢諗：
+
+102
+00:11:32,192 --> 00:11:34,222
+喂喂喂喂，你哋睇咩啊，睇咩啊？
+
+103
+00:11:34,876 --> 00:11:37,175
+呢件事唔係講玩㗎噃。
+
+104
+00:11:37,611 --> 00:11:45,672
+上次送新娘去，仲爭啲冇命，呢次要撤藩啊，吳三桂仲有話唔殺欽差大臣嘅咩？
+
+105
+00:11:46,670 --> 00:11:51,817
+明珠見到韋小寶面如土色，知道佢唔敢去喇就話：
+
+106
+00:11:52,514 --> 00:11:59,819
+皇上明鑒，以能説會道而言，本來都統韋小寶極之能幹。
+
+107
+00:12:00,533 --> 00:12:12,467
+不過韋都統為人嫉惡如仇，知道吳三桂對皇上不敬，恨之入骨，多數一見面呢，就會申斥吳三桂，噉就會壞事喇。
+
+108
+00:12:13,130 --> 00:12:22,936
+奴才愚見，不如派禮部侍郎折爾肯、翰林院學士達爾禮兩個人去雲南，宣示上諭。
+
+109
+00:12:23,501 --> 00:12:30,256
+呢兩個人文質彬彬，頗具雅望，或者能夠感化頑惡亦未可知。
+
+110
+00:12:31,420 --> 00:12:39,596
+康熙一聽，覺得好啱心意，即刻口諭折爾肯、達爾禮兩個人前往宣旨。
+
+111
+00:12:41,019 --> 00:12:51,348
+眾大臣見到皇帝撤藩嘅意思早就決定㗎嘞，連上諭都寫定帶喺身邊，都好後悔啱先幫吳三桂講咗好話。
+
+112
+00:12:51,605 --> 00:13:00,353
+呢陣時呀，人人都改口啊，講咗好多吳三桂無中生有嘅罪狀，真係大奸大惡，罪不可赦啊。
+
+113
+00:13:01,806 --> 00:13:03,350
+康熙岌一岌頭，佢話：
+
+114
+00:13:04,180 --> 00:13:10,812
+吳三桂雖然係壞，亦不至於噉樣，大家實事求是，小心辦事啦。
+
+115
+00:13:11,539 --> 00:13:16,430
+講完，企起身，向韋小寶擪一擪手，噉啊帶埋佢行去後殿。
+
+116
+00:13:17,822 --> 00:13:22,911
+話説韋小寶跟住皇帝身後一直行，嚟到御花園裏便。
+
+117
+00:13:23,589 --> 00:13:26,817
+康熙笑住話：小桂子你真係叻㗎。
+
+118
+00:13:27,648 --> 00:13:35,831
+如果唔係你攞咗嗰袋珍珠寶貝出嚟倒喺地下，佢阿爺吖嗰班老嘢啊，仲喺度幫吳三桂講好話呢。
+
+119
+00:13:36,720 --> 00:13:45,110
+韋小寶話：其實皇上只要講一聲，仲係撤藩好，噉大家仲唔係個個都話，果然係撤藩好啊噉。
+
+120
+00:13:45,781 --> 00:13:49,022
+不過呢，要佢哋自己講出嚟，就比較有趣啲。
+
+121
+00:13:50,544 --> 00:13:57,109
+班老嘢做事力求穩當，佢哋諗嘅，亦唔能夠話冚𠾴唥都錯晒。
+
+122
+00:13:57,634 --> 00:14:06,994
+不過噉樣一嚟，吳三桂想幾時逳手，就幾時逳手嘞，一切冚𠾴唥由佢嚟揸主意，對於我哋就好不利。
+
+123
+00:14:07,810 --> 00:14:11,450
+我哋先撤咗佢嘅藩，就可以打亂佢嘅腳步。
+
+124
+00:14:11,868 --> 00:14:17,455
+係咯，就好似賭牌九噉啫嘛，邊度會話由得吳三桂一路做莊個啫？
+
+125
+00:14:17,669 --> 00:14:20,380
+皇上都要擲翻幾下骰仔做莊㗎嘛。
+
+126
+00:14:21,500 --> 00:14:25,233
+你呢個比喻呢就啱嘞，唔能夠一味等佢做莊。
+
+127
+00:14:26,373 --> 00:14:33,923
+小桂子，我哋呢手骰仔係擲咗落去嘞，但係吳三桂呢個嘢真係好難鬥㗎。
+
+128
+00:14:34,750 --> 00:14:39,609
+佢部下啲大將、兵卒，都係身經百戰好厲害㗎。
+
+129
+00:14:40,540 --> 00:14:45,899
+佢一起兵造反，如果普天下嘅漢人都響應佢噉就弊傢伙嘞。
+
+130
+00:14:47,409 --> 00:14:54,264
+韋小寶近年來去過唔少地方，聽到漢人咒罵清廷嘅説話果然係唔少。
+
+131
+00:14:55,256 --> 00:15:01,276
+漢人人數眾多啊，一百個漢人裏便，都怕冇一個滿洲人。
+
+132
+00:15:02,102 --> 00:15:07,320
+如果天下漢人都造起反上嚟，滿洲人無論如何係抵擋唔住嘅。
+
+133
+00:15:08,481 --> 00:15:13,771
+不過咒罵清廷嘅人雖然多，痛恨吳三桂嘅人呢就更多嘞。
+
+134
+00:15:14,951 --> 00:15:21,810
+佢諗到呢一層就話：皇上望安，普天下嘅漢人，冇一個係歡喜吳三桂呢個嘢嘅。
+
+135
+00:15:22,183 --> 00:15:27,259
+佢要造反啊，除咗佢自己嘅親信之外啦，唔會有咩人捧佢場嘅。
+
+136
+00:15:28,297 --> 00:15:32,377
+康熙岌一岌頭，佢話：呢層我都想到。
+
+137
+00:15:33,246 --> 00:15:39,335
+前明桂王趯咗去緬甸，係吳三桂派人捉佢返嚟殺咗嘅。
+
+138
+00:15:40,169 --> 00:15:46,603
+吳三桂要造反，只能話係興漢反滿，就唔能夠話係反清復明。
+
+139
+00:15:48,151 --> 00:15:52,958
+嗯，前明崇禎皇帝係邊日死㗎？
+
+140
+00:15:54,462 --> 00:16:00,287
+嗯，嗯奴才嗰陣時仲未出世，都唔係，唔係幾清楚喇。
+
+141
+00:16:01,321 --> 00:16:07,203
+哈哈哈哈哈哈，我真係問道於盲喇，嗰陣時我都未出世。
+
+142
+00:16:08,003 --> 00:16:19,011
+係喇，到佢忌辰嗰日，我派幾名親王貝勒，去崇禎墳墓拜祭一番，等天下百姓都感激我，痛恨吳三桂。
+
+143
+00:16:20,142 --> 00:16:29,143
+皇上神機妙算啊，但係如果崇禎皇帝嘅忌辰仲有好耐先至係，吳三桂又造反先呢？
+
+144
+00:16:30,618 --> 00:16:32,879
+康熙踱咗幾步微微笑話：
+
+145
+00:16:33,561 --> 00:16:37,903
+呢一排，你奉旨辦事，都捱咗唔少苦喇。
+
+146
+00:16:39,130 --> 00:16:46,513
+五台山、雲南、神龍島、遼東，收尾啊連羅薩國都去埋。
+
+147
+00:16:47,839 --> 00:16:50,679
+我呢次，派你去笪好地方，調劑一下。
+
+148
+00:16:51,941 --> 00:16:54,990
+天下最好個地方，就喺皇上身邊㗎嘞。
+
+149
+00:16:55,741 --> 00:17:03,422
+只要聽到皇上講一句説話，見到皇上一眼，我就周身有力，個心啊，真係講唔出咁舒服啊。
+
+150
+00:17:03,671 --> 00:17:07,620
+啊皇上，我講嘅係千真萬確㗎，唔係托你大腳啊。
+
+151
+00:17:08,596 --> 00:17:12,070
+康熙岌一岌頭話：係，呢啲係實情。
+
+152
+00:17:13,189 --> 00:17:16,452
+我同你君臣投機，亦係緣分。
+
+153
+00:17:17,481 --> 00:17:24,303
+我同你係自細打交打出嚟嘅交情，同第啲唔同，我見到你，個心亦係好高興。
+
+154
+00:17:25,295 --> 00:17:38,026
+小桂子，嗰半年裏頭得唔到你嘅消息，以為你喺大海浸死咗，我一直啊都好後悔，唔應該派你去冒險，我真係好傷心難過啊。
+
+155
+00:17:39,212 --> 00:17:46,409
+韋小寶心情激動佢話：但願，但願我能夠一世服侍你。
+
+156
+00:17:47,448 --> 00:17:49,211
+講完把聲都有啲哽噎嘞。
+
+157
+00:17:50,129 --> 00:18:02,064
+康熙話：好，我做六十年皇帝，你就做六十年大官，我哋君臣兩個有恩有義，有始有終。
+
+158
+00:18:03,382 --> 00:18:07,317
+皇帝對臣子講到噉樣，真係難得到極嘞。
+
+159
+00:18:07,854 --> 00:18:15,634
+一來，康熙係年輕，説話爽直；二來，佢同韋小寶喺總角之交，互相真誠。
+
+160
+00:18:16,521 --> 00:18:23,181
+韋小寶話：你做一百年皇帝，我啊同你做一百年嘢，做唔做大官我唔在乎㗎。
+
+161
+00:18:24,123 --> 00:18:29,841
+做六十年皇帝仲唔夠啊？哈哈哈，一個人唔能夠太過唔知足喇。
+
+162
+00:18:30,683 --> 00:18:35,019
+小桂子，呢次我派你去揚州，等你衣錦還鄉。
+
+163
+00:18:36,257 --> 00:18:43,230
+韋小寶聽見去揚州三個字個心啊乒乓噉一跳，佢問：咩叫衣錦還鄉啊？
+
+164
+00:18:44,500 --> 00:18:52,439
+你喺京城做咗大官，返去故鄉見下啲親戚朋友，出下風頭，等大家羨慕你噉幾好啊。
+
+165
+00:18:52,848 --> 00:19:00,748
+你叫手下啲人幫你寫道奏章，你個父親母親，朝廷都可以畀佢哋誥命，等佢哋威下。
+
+166
+00:19:01,778 --> 00:19:04,640
+係，多謝皇上恩典。
+
+167
+00:19:05,805 --> 00:19:10,972
+康熙見佢嘅神情有啲尷尬就問：咦？你唔歡喜啊？
+
+168
+00:19:12,560 --> 00:19:19,034
+我好歡喜，不過，嗯不過我都唔知道自己親生阿爹係邊個。
+
+169
+00:19:20,218 --> 00:19:27,638
+康熙窒咗一窒，想到自己父親喺五台山出家，同佢都有啲同病相憐。
+
+170
+00:19:28,588 --> 00:19:38,064
+就拍下���膊頭話：你去到揚州，就慢慢搵下，上天或者可憐你，能夠令你父子團圓嘅。
+
+171
+00:19:38,835 --> 00:19:42,677
+小桂子，你去揚州呢趟差就容易辦喇。
+
+172
+00:19:43,317 --> 00:19:45,368
+我派你去做一座忠烈祠。
+
+173
+00:19:46,348 --> 00:19:49,764
+韋小寶撓撓頭話：種紅柿啊？
+
+174
+00:19:50,240 --> 00:19:54,394
+皇上，乜你想食紅柿咩？我而家同你出去街買啦。
+
+175
+00:19:54,919 --> 00:19:58,828
+啲大蓋柿啊好好食㗎，唔使去揚州種吖。
+
+176
+00:19:59,472 --> 00:20:05,164
+康熙哈哈大笑話：哈哈哈哈你阿爺吖，小桂子就係冇學問。
+
+177
+00:20:05,684 --> 00:20:09,694
+我話係忠烈祠，你聽成係種紅柿。
+
+178
+00:20:10,312 --> 00:20:14,059
+忠烈祠係一座祠堂，供奉忠臣烈士嘅。
+
+179
+00:20:14,605 --> 00:20:20,866
+哈哈，哎奴才真係笨嘞，原來係叫我起一座關帝廟啲噉嘢。
+
+180
+00:20:21,319 --> 00:20:32,394
+冇錯喇，清兵進關之後，喺揚州、嘉定殺咗好多人，以致有咩嘢揚州十日、嘉定三屠呢啲講法。
+
+181
+00:20:33,807 --> 00:20:37,522
+想到呢啲事，我個心總係好唔安樂啊。
+
+182
+00:20:38,737 --> 00:20:40,964
+當時啊的確殺得好慘啊。
+
+183
+00:20:41,302 --> 00:20:49,143
+揚州到處都係死屍，隔咗十幾年喇，啲井啊、河流啊，仲時時見到死人骷髏頭。
+
+184
+00:20:49,463 --> 00:20:54,260
+不過嗰陣時呢，我仲未出世，你都未出世，噉啊怪唔到我哋嘅。
+
+185
+00:20:55,418 --> 00:21:01,887
+説話雖然係噉講，不過係我祖宗嘅事，亦即係我嘅事。
+
+186
+00:21:03,119 --> 00:21:05,908
+當時有個史可法，你有冇聽講過啊？
+
+187
+00:21:06,614 --> 00:21:12,025
+聽過，史閣部史大人死守揚州，佢係一位大忠臣吖嘛。
+
+188
+00:21:12,434 --> 00:21:15,984
+我哋揚州嘅老人家講起佢啊，都會流眼淚㗎。
+
+189
+00:21:17,221 --> 00:21:26,280
+我哋間院子裏便供奉咗個牌位，寫住九紋龍史進之靈位，初一十五，大家都向呢個牌位叩頭。
+
+190
+00:21:26,671 --> 00:21:31,530
+我聽人哋講啊，其實就係史閣部，不過瞞住官府就係喇。
+
+191
+00:21:32,987 --> 00:21:36,088
+忠臣烈士，遺愛自在人心。
+
+192
+00:21:36,912 --> 00:21:44,512
+原來啲百姓供奉九紋龍史進嘅靈位，焚香跪拜，其實，係紀念史可法嘅。
+
+193
+00:21:45,256 --> 00:21:48,910
+係喇，小桂子，你屋企嗰個係咩院子啊？
+
+194
+00:21:49,483 --> 00:21:51,674
+韋小寶塊面一紅，佢話：
+
+195
+00:21:52,752 --> 00:21:56,711
+皇上，呢件事講起嚟就唔係點好聽。
+
+196
+00:21:57,205 --> 00:22:04,483
+我哋屋企開咗一間老舉寨，叫做麗春院，喺揚州算係數一數二嘅大妓院喇。
+
+197
+00:22:05,529 --> 00:22:07,368
+康熙微微一笑佢諗：
+
+198
+00:22:08,669 --> 00:22:15,382
+你一口街市仔嗰啲粗言爛語，早就知道你一定唔係出身於書香世家㗎嘞。
+
+199
+00:22:16,530 --> 00:22:21,266
+不過你個嘢對我確係好忠心，連噉樣嘅醜事亦唔瞞我。
+
+200
+00:22:21,946 --> 00:22:26,801
+其實話開妓院啊噉，韋小寶，已經喺處車大炮。
+
+201
+00:22:27,286 --> 00:22:32,347
+佢母親不過係個妓女而已唧，邊處係咩妓院老闆啦？
+
+202
+00:22:32,756 --> 00:22:37,127
+嗱各位，欲知後事如何，且聽下回分解。

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+1
+00:00:00,053 --> 00:00:03,222
+前文再續啊書接上一回啊。
+
+2
+00:00:05,022 --> 00:00:11,517
+話說康熙派韋小寶去揚州起一座忠烈祠，等佢衣錦還鄉。
+
+3
+00:00:12,662 --> 00:00:17,125
+康熙話：你奉咗我個上諭，去揚州宣讀。
+
+4
+00:00:18,654 --> 00:00:24,993
+我褒揚史可法盡忠報國，忠君愛民，係個大忠臣、大好漢。
+
+5
+00:00:26,229 --> 00:00:30,924
+我哋大清敬重忠臣義士，睇唔起啲反叛逆賊。
+
+6
+00:00:32,183 --> 00:00:40,963
+我為史可法起一座祠堂，將揚州當時守城殉難嘅忠臣勇將，都喺祠堂裏便供奉。
+
+7
+00:00:42,028 --> 00:00:46,829
+再攞三十萬兩銀去，撫恤救濟揚州同嘉定嘅百姓。
+
+8
+00:00:47,869 --> 00:00:51,650
+我再下旨，免呢兩笪地方三年錢糧。
+
+9
+00:00:53,042 --> 00:00:55,820
+韋小寶長長噉吐咗一啖氣佢話：
+
+10
+00:00:56,571 --> 00:01:00,230
+皇上，你呢番恩典啊真係大喇。
+
+11
+00:01:01,199 --> 00:01:03,838
+我要向你真心誠意叩幾個頭至得。
+
+12
+00:01:04,522 --> 00:01:08,649
+講完趴喺地下，轟轟轟叩咗三個響頭。
+
+13
+00:01:09,592 --> 00:01:14,499
+哦？噉你以前叩頭畀我就唔係真心誠意㗎？
+
+14
+00:01:15,223 --> 00:01:19,533
+有時係真心誠意嘅，有時不過係敷衍了事嘅咋。
+
+15
+00:01:20,372 --> 00:01:23,735
+康熙哈哈一笑，一啲都冇怪佢。
+
+16
+00:01:24,963 --> 00:01:36,269
+佢諗：叩頭畀我嗰啲人，一百個當中有九十九個係敷衍了事嘅，亦只有小桂子先肯講真心話㗎啫。
+
+17
+00:01:37,621 --> 00:01:44,340
+韋小寶話：皇上啊，你呢個計策呢，真係一箭就射咗兩隻雀仔嘞。
+
+18
+00:01:45,640 --> 00:01:50,514
+咩一箭射咗兩隻雀仔啊？呢個叫做一箭雙鵰。
+
+19
+00:01:51,492 --> 00:01:54,340
+誒你講嚟聽下，係兩隻咩嘢雀仔呢？
+
+20
+00:01:56,132 --> 00:02:01,340
+呢座忠烈祠一起啊，天下漢人都知道皇上對待老百姓好好。
+
+21
+00:02:02,007 --> 00:02:10,377
+以前韃，誒以前清兵喺揚州嘉定亂咁殺漢人，皇上個心就好過意唔去，想法子嚟補救。
+
+22
+00:02:11,015 --> 00:02:22,830
+噉如果吳三桂造反，又或者尚可喜、耿精忠造反，要恢復明朝啊咩嘢噉，老百姓就會話：大清有咩嘢唔好啊？皇帝啊好好啊。
+
+23
+00:02:23,913 --> 00:02:29,950
+你講得冇錯，不過稍微有一啲以小人之心度君子之腹唧。
+
+24
+00:02:31,233 --> 00:02:42,097
+我想到往年揚州十日、嘉定三屠，個心確係好唔安樂，發銀撫恤減免錢糧亦唔完全係為咗收買人心嘅。
+
+25
+00:02:43,223 --> 00:02:45,115
+噉第二隻雀仔又係咩嘢啊？
+
+26
+00:02:45,954 --> 00:02:52,399
+皇上起呢間祠堂啊，大家都知道做忠臣義士係好嘅，做反賊係唔好嘅。
+
+27
+00:02:52,981 --> 00:02:57,474
+吳三桂要造反，噉就係反贼咯，老百姓都睇佢唔起嘞。
+
+28
+00:02:58,750 --> 00:03:01,839
+康熙用手喺佢膊頭出力一拍，笑住話：
+
+29
+00:03:02,257 --> 00:03:08,057
+冇錯喇，我哋需要大肆宣揚，忠心報主先至係好人。
+
+30
+00:03:08,961 --> 00:03:11,810
+天下嘅百姓，有邊個肯做壞人唧？
+
+31
+00:03:12,733 --> 00:03:17,339
+吳三桂唔起兵就算啦，如果起兵，亦冇人跟從佢。
+
+32
+00:03:18,994 --> 00:03:29,325
+我聽講古先生講古仔，話古往今來最叻嘅忠臣義士，一位呢係岳飛岳爺爺，一位係關帝關王爺。
+
+33
+00:03:30,522 --> 00:03:37,650
+皇上啊，我哋呢次去揚州起忠烈祠，不如將岳爺爺、關王爺嘅廟亦起埋佢咯。
+
+34
+00:03:39,293 --> 00:03:43,613
+你個人聰明就聰明嘞，就係可惜唔讀書冇學問。
+
+35
+00:03:44,584 --> 00:03:51,986
+起關帝廟就非常好，關羽忠心報主，好有義氣，我嚟賜佢一個封號。
+
+36
+00:03:53,393 --> 00:03:55,757
+不過嗰個岳飛打嘅係金兵。
+
+37
+00:03:56,442 --> 00:04:01,753
+我哋大清本來叫做後金，金就係清，金兵就係清兵。
+
+38
+00:04:02,554 --> 00:04:04,703
+呢間岳王廟就唔好起佢嘞。
+
+39
+00:04:05,520 --> 00:04:07,888
+係，係，原來噉嘅。
+
+40
+00:04:08,943 --> 00:04:18,196
+韋小寶個心諗：原來你哋滿人係金兀術、哈迷蚩嘅後代，你哋嘅祖宗啊，好鬼逗泥嘅咋噃。
+
+41
+00:04:19,400 --> 00:04:27,226
+康熙話：河南省王屋山，好似有吳三桂埋伏落嘅一支兵馬係唔係啊？
+
+42
+00:04:28,084 --> 00:04:30,709
+韋小寶打個特嘞就話：係啊。
+
+43
+00:04:31,753 --> 00:04:36,151
+個心諗：呢件事你如果唔提起我真係唔記得添。
+
+44
+00:04:37,296 --> 00:04:47,946
+康熙話：當時你查到吳三桂嘅逆謀，派人前嚟稟奏畀我知，我就反而將你申斥一餐，你知唔知道係咩原因呢？
+
+45
+00:04:48,961 --> 00:04:57,930
+我估，我哋對付吳三桂嘅兵馬未曾調派好，因此皇上啊詐假意唔信，免致打草驚蛇咯係唔係啊？
+
+46
+00:04:58,579 --> 00:05:02,418
+��錯喇，打草驚蛇呢句成語用得啱嘞。
+
+47
+00:05:03,719 --> 00:05:08,853
+朝廷之中啊，吳三桂一定暗中埋伏咗唔少心腹嘅。
+
+48
+00:05:09,823 --> 00:05:14,110
+我哋一舉一動，呢個老賊都知道得清清楚楚。
+
+49
+00:05:15,241 --> 00:05:22,124
+王屋山司徒伯雷嘅事，當時我如果一加查究，吳三桂即刻就會知道。
+
+50
+00:05:22,462 --> 00:05:26,326
+噉佢個心一驚，講唔定馬上就起兵造反。
+
+51
+00:05:27,512 --> 00:05:37,844
+嗰陣時朝廷嘅虛實佢乜嘢都知道，而佢嘅兵力部署啊等等，我哋一啲都唔知，噉打起仗嚟，我哋非輸不可。
+
+52
+00:05:38,801 --> 00:05:42,982
+一定要知己知彼，先至能夠百戰百勝啊。
+
+53
+00:05:44,478 --> 00:05:49,334
+皇上當時派人嚟大鬧我一餐，滿營嘅軍官都知道晒嘞。
+
+54
+00:05:50,050 --> 00:05:55,150
+吳三桂如果有奸細喺我兵營裏便，必定去報告畀老嘢知道嘅。
+
+55
+00:05:55,741 --> 00:06:00,783
+噉嗰個老嘢嘅心裏便，講唔定啊，仲喺度笑皇上糊塗添啊。
+
+56
+00:06:02,273 --> 00:06:12,011
+你呢次去揚州，帶住五千兵馬，去到河南濟源，突然間出其不意，將王屋山上嘅匪窟剿咗佢。
+
+57
+00:06:13,022 --> 00:06:18,142
+吳三桂呢支伏兵離開京師太近，係個心腹之患啊。
+
+58
+00:06:19,261 --> 00:06:20,803
+啊，噉真係妙喇。
+
+59
+00:06:20,928 --> 00:06:25,563
+皇上啊，不如你御駕親征，殺吳三桂一個下馬威咯。
+
+60
+00:06:26,851 --> 00:06:41,098
+王屋山上面只係一二千名土匪，其中有成大半係老弱婦孺，嗰個姓元嘅張大其辭，話咩有三萬幾人冚𠾴唥都係假嘅。
+
+61
+00:06:41,762 --> 00:06:44,649
+我早就派人上山查得清清楚楚咯。
+
+62
+00:06:45,673 --> 00:06:54,237
+一千多名土匪要我御駕親征？嘿嘿，未免叫人笑話啩？哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈。
+
+63
+00:06:55,413 --> 00:07:02,429
+韋小寶跟住乾笑幾聲，佢諗下小皇帝精明到極，報大數係唔得嘅。
+
+64
+00:07:03,383 --> 00:07:10,550
+康熙話：點樣剿滅王屋山土匪，你返去想下先，過一兩日嚟回奏我啦。
+
+65
+00:07:11,850 --> 00:07:13,616
+韋小寶返去之後就諗嘞：
+
+66
+00:07:15,020 --> 00:07:18,982
+行軍打仗老子又唔係點在行㗎噃。
+
+67
+00:07:19,950 --> 00:07:24,897
+當時水戰係靠施瑯，噉陸戰靠邊個至啱呢？
+
+68
+00:07:25,612 --> 00:07:33,930
+吖，有喇有喇，我調廣東提督吳六奇嚟做副手，一切都聽佢嘅，呢個人打仗係個好手啊。
+
+69
+00:07:35,260 --> 00:07:36,466
+哎呀，唔得啊。
+
+70
+00:07:37,122 --> 00:07:48,021
+皇上叫我想好方略，一兩日之後就回奏，去廣東請吳六奇嚟，一來一回最快都要一個月啦，嚟唔切嘞。
+
+71
+00:07:49,159 --> 00:07:52,668
+喺北京城，又有咩嘢打仗嘅好手呢？
+
+72
+00:07:54,197 --> 00:08:13,193
+佢諗來諗去諗咗好耐，北京城內，出名嘅武將係唔少啊，但係多數係滿洲大官，唔係已經封公封侯嘅就係將軍提督嘞，自己小小一個都統，指揮佢哋唔逳嘅。
+
+73
+00:08:14,832 --> 00:08:28,967
+佢嘅爵位已經封到伯爵，喺清廷嘅官職制度啊，子爵，已經係一品嘞，伯爵以上啊列為超品，比起大學士、尚書嘅品秩仲高。
+
+74
+00:08:29,911 --> 00:08:34,366
+不過嗰個係虛銜咋噃，雖然係尊貴，不過就冇實權嘅。
+
+75
+00:08:35,104 --> 00:08:40,525
+佢小小年紀，想要名臣勇將聽自己命令就唔容易嘞。
+
+76
+00:08:41,640 --> 00:08:48,950
+佢喺房間裏便啊踱嚟踱去喺度諗，睇住枱上施瑯送畀佢嗰隻玉碗，佢諗：
+
+77
+00:08:50,333 --> 00:08:54,263
+施瑯喺北京唔得意，噉先至嚟求我。
+
+78
+00:08:55,344 --> 00:08:59,159
+北京城內唔得意嘅武官應該仲有唔少嘅。
+
+79
+00:09:00,488 --> 00:09:08,220
+不過又要唔得意，又要有本事，一時之間啊未必夾得埋一齊嘅噃。
+
+80
+00:09:09,466 --> 00:09:18,322
+冇本事而飛黃騰達嘅人，喺北京城內確係有唔少嘅，好似我韋小寶就係一位嘞，哈哈哈哈。
+
+81
+00:09:20,089 --> 00:09:23,418
+行過去，將個玉碗捧住喺手佢諗：
+
+82
+00:09:24,352 --> 00:09:28,559
+加官進爵，哈，呢四個字都幾靈噃。
+
+83
+00:09:29,212 --> 00:09:34,372
+佢送我呢隻玉碗嘅時候呢，我係子爵，而家就升到伯爵嘞。
+
+84
+00:09:35,173 --> 00:09:43,012
+我有咩本事加官進爵唧？最叻嘅本事，就係托大腳，托到小皇帝舒舒服服。
+
+85
+00:09:43,613 --> 00:09:47,802
+噉除此之外，老子嘅本事實在認真麻麻嘞。
+
+86
+00:09:48,990 --> 00:09:56,440
+睇嚟有本事嘅人，多數係唔肯托大腳嘅，鐘意托大腳嘅呢，就係同老子差唔多。
+
+87
+00:09:57,593 --> 00:10:02,674
+佢昂起個頭喺度諗，相識嘅武官之中啊有邊個唔肯托大腳嘅呢？
+
+88
+00:10:03,881 --> 00:10:16,660
+天地會嘅英雄豪傑啊當然唔會隨便托人大腳嘅，不過除咗師父陳近南同吳六奇之外，大家只係會內功外功就唔會帶兵打仗嘅。
+
+89
+00:10:17,721 --> 00:10:22,398
+師父個部將林興珠啊會打仗，就可惜返咗去台灣呢。
+
+90
+00:10:23,414 --> 00:10:26,300
+突然之間，佢諗起一件事嘞。
+
+91
+00:10:27,728 --> 00:10:36,650
+就係嗰日佢帶埋施瑯等人去天津，轉去塘沽出海，水師總兵黃甫對自己啊奉承周到。
+
+92
+00:10:37,506 --> 00:10:48,123
+天津衛有個鬍鬚佬武官，就對住自己皺眉扁嘴一副睇唔起自己嘅樣子，半句托大腳嘅説話都冇講。
+
+93
+00:10:49,269 --> 00:10:51,436
+吖嗰個嘢係邊個呢？
+
+94
+00:10:51,956 --> 00:10:56,046
+佢當時係冇記住呢個軍官嘅名，而家更加想唔起嘞。
+
+95
+00:10:56,821 --> 00:11:04,904
+佢只係諗：托大腳嘅就冇本事，呢個鬍鬚佬唔肯托大腳，一定有本事嘅。
+
+96
+00:11:06,326 --> 00:11:08,100
+諗諗下有主意嘞。
+
+97
+00:11:09,561 --> 00:11:17,944
+即刻去兵部尚書衙門啊搵尚書明珠，噉啊請佢盡快將天津衛一名鬍鬚佬軍官調嚟北京。
+
+98
+00:11:18,389 --> 00:11:24,314
+呢個鬍鬚佬個軍階，唔高亦唔低，唔係副將就係參將噉。
+
+99
+00:11:25,690 --> 00:11:32,536
+明珠覺得呢件事有啲奇怪嘞，呢個鬍鬚佬無名無姓啊點樣調法呢？
+
+100
+00:11:33,812 --> 00:11:45,859
+但係韋小寶眼前係皇帝最得寵嘅人，咪講話不過去天津調一個武官嚟啊，就算係再難十倍嘅事交落嚟，亦要想法子交差。
+
+101
+00:11:46,223 --> 00:11:58,494
+於是就含笑應承，親筆寫咗一道六百里加急文書畀天津衛總兵，命令佢將麾下所有鬍鬚佬軍官，一齊調嚟北京，赴部進見。
+
+102
+00:12:00,392 --> 00:12:07,604
+第日中午，韋小寶啱啱食完午飯，親兵嚟報告話，兵部尚書大人求見噉。
+
+103
+00:12:08,834 --> 00:12:24,380
+韋小寶出去大門口迎接，只見明珠後便啊，跟住二十幾個大鬍鬚佬軍官，有啲係黑鬍鬚，有啲係白鬍鬚，有啲係花白鬍鬚，個個沙塵滿面啊大汗淋漓。
+
+104
+00:12:25,322 --> 00:12:34,340
+明珠笑住話：韋爵爺，你吩咐調嘅人，兄弟同你搵咗一批嚟，請你挑選喇，唔知邊一個啱喇。
+
+105
+00:12:35,506 --> 00:12:42,590
+韋小寶忽然間見到一大群鬍鬚佬軍官，窒咗一窒，不由得哈哈大笑佢話：
+
+106
+00:12:42,959 --> 00:12:53,504
+尚書大人，我只係請你搵一個鬍鬚佬，吖，你辦事真係周到嘞，一搵就搵咗二十幾個嚟，哈，真係好嘢，哈哈哈哈哈哈。
+
+107
+00:12:54,880 --> 00:13:00,378
+明珠笑住話：就係怕搵錯咗人，唔中韋爵爺嘅意唧。
+
+108
+00:13:01,169 --> 00:13:07,477
+哈哈哈哈哈哈哈，天津衛總兵麾下，原來有咁多大鬍鬚佬㗎喎。
+
+109
+00:13:08,028 --> 00:13:16,541
+説話未講完，人叢之中，突然間有人行雷咁大聲喝話：鬍鬚佬又點啊？
+
+110
+00:13:17,212 --> 00:13:19,117
+你唔好攞人哋嚟開玩笑噃。
+
+111
+00:13:20,390 --> 00:13:36,782
+韋小寶同明珠都吃咗一驚啊，望下嗰個人，只見佢身材魁梧，企喺眾軍官之中，比旁人都高咗半個頭，滿面怒容，一把大鬍鬚，似乎條條都趷起晒啊。
+
+112
+00:13:37,889 --> 00:13:40,767
+韋小寶打個特，跟住就歡喜喇。
+
+113
+00:13:41,611 --> 00:13:45,612
+冇錯冇錯喇，就係老兄喇，我就係要搵你。
+
+114
+00:13:46,640 --> 00:13:48,578
+嗰個鬍鬚佬好嬲噉話：
+
+115
+00:13:49,493 --> 00:13:55,684
+上次你嚟到天津，我講説話衝撞咗你，早知你一定要報復出氣㗎喇。
+
+116
+00:13:55,831 --> 00:14:01,108
+哼，我冇犯罪，想夾硬加我咩罪名，都怕唔容易。
+
+117
+00:14:02,207 --> 00:14:08,530
+明珠就申斥佢話：你叫做咩名啊？點解喺上官面前咁無禮啊？
+
+118
+00:14:09,877 --> 00:14:20,420
+嗰個鬍鬚佬啊啱先去過兵部衙門，就已經參見過明珠，佢係該管嘅大上司，就唔敢亂咁頂撞，就躬身話：
+
+119
+00:14:21,153 --> 00:14:24,841
+回大人，卑職天津副將趙良棟。
+
+120
+00:14:26,151 --> 00:14:32,311
+呢位韋都統官高爵尊，為人寬仁，係本部嘅好朋友。
+
+121
+00:14:33,168 --> 00:14:36,572
+你點解得罪佢啊？快啲上前賠罪。
+
+122
+00:14:38,100 --> 00:14:44,292
+趙良棟嗰啖氣好難啃啊，悻悻然打斜隻眼望下韋小寶佢心諗：
+
+123
+00:14:45,270 --> 00:14:50,233
+你呢個乳臭未乾嘅黃口小兒，我為咩要向你賠罪啊？
+
+124
+00:14:51,503 --> 00:14:58,959
+韋小寶笑住話：趙大哥，唔好見怪，係兄弟得罪咗你，應該係兄弟向你陪罪至啱。
+
+125
+00:14:59,550 --> 00:15:15,935
+佢對住眾軍官話：兄弟有一件要事，要同趙副將商議，一時呢就記唔起佢尊姓大名，以致兵部大人請齊各位一齊嚟到北京，累到各位漏夜趕路，實在認真對唔住啊。
+
+126
+00:15:17,071 --> 00:15:19,249
+講完，一味咁拱手。
+
+127
+00:15:19,960 --> 00:15:22,034
+噉啊眾軍官連���還禮。
+
+128
+00:15:23,404 --> 00:15:30,057
+趙良棟見佢言語謙和，大出意料之外，噉嗰啲火氣當堂冇晒。
+
+129
+00:15:30,873 --> 00:15:35,202
+就對韋小寶話：小將得罪。躬身行禮。
+
+130
+00:15:36,042 --> 00:15:39,279
+韋小寶拱拱手，笑住話：唔使客氣。
+
+131
+00:15:40,082 --> 00:15:45,504
+又對明珠話：大人光臨，請入去裏便坐，兄弟敬酒道謝。
+
+132
+00:15:46,104 --> 00:15:48,430
+天津衛嘅各位朋友，一齊請入去啦。
+
+133
+00:15:49,590 --> 00:15:53,990
+明珠有心要同佢結交嘅，噉好歡喜就跟佢入去嘞。
+
+134
+00:15:55,169 --> 00:16:04,659
+韋小寶大排筵席，請明珠坐喺首席，請趙良棟啊坐次席，自己就坐喺主位陪客。
+
+135
+00:16:05,807 --> 00:16:09,328
+其餘嘅天津武將啊另外坐咗三圍枱。
+
+136
+00:16:10,513 --> 00:16:18,719
+伯爵府嘅酒席自不然係十分豐盛啦，酒過三巡，做戲嘅，就喺酒席前面演唱嘞。
+
+137
+00:16:20,041 --> 00:16:25,990
+呢次進京嘅天津眾武將，有啲呢，只不過係個小小把總。
+
+138
+00:16:26,519 --> 00:16:37,346
+因為天生一把鬍鬚啊，居然喺伯爵府同兵部尚書、伯爵大人一齊飲酒聽戲，真係發夢都想唔到嘅意外奇遇嘞。
+
+139
+00:16:38,960 --> 00:16:52,965
+趙良棟嘅脾氣啊雖然係倔強，之為人都幾精細㗎，見韋小寶喺席上唔提商議咩事，亦唔問佢，只係聽韋小寶講啲羅剎國嘅奇風異俗。
+
+140
+00:16:53,920 --> 00:17:06,408
+佢諗：細佬哥亂噏一通啦，邊度有男人女人喺大庭廣眾之中，攬住嚟東跳西跳啊，天下點會有咁不識羞恥嘅事㗎啫？
+
+141
+00:17:08,143 --> 00:17:12,456
+明珠飲咗幾杯酒，聽咗一齣戲就起身告辭。
+
+142
+00:17:13,243 --> 00:17:26,413
+韋小寶送佢出大門之後，就返入嚟大廳，陪眾軍官啊睇完戲，食飽咗酒飯，噉啊送走咗佢哋，然後先至請趙良棟去內書房詳談。
+
+143
+00:17:27,967 --> 00:17:34,354
+趙良棟見到書架上面擺滿一套套書籍，不禁肅然起敬嘞，佢諗：
+
+144
+00:17:35,449 --> 00:17:42,100
+呢個細佬哥年紀雖然係細，學問都好好噃，叻過我哋啲粗人好多嘞。
+
+145
+00:17:43,388 --> 00:17:46,760
+韋小寶見佢雙眼望住啲書籍，就笑住話：
+
+146
+00:17:47,431 --> 00:17:52,543
+趙大哥，唔怕同你講吖，呢啲書呢，都係我攞嚟擺樣子嘅啫。
+
+147
+00:17:53,099 --> 00:17:56,828
+兄弟識得嘅字啊，加加埋埋都唔夠十個。
+
+148
+00:17:57,477 --> 00:18:03,506
+我自己嘅名韋小寶三個字啊，呢連埋一齊我就識噃，分開嚟呢就唔係點靠得住嘞。
+
+149
+00:18:04,008 --> 00:18:08,374
+除此之外，就唯有對住本書睩大雙眼嘅啫。
+
+150
+00:18:09,383 --> 00:18:17,669
+趙良棟哈哈大笑，個心呢又鬆咗一鬆，覺得呢個小都統性情好爽直，唔擺架子。
+
+151
+00:18:18,647 --> 00:18:24,802
+佢話：韋大人，卑職以前言語冒犯，你唔好見怪。
+
+152
+00:18:25,322 --> 00:18:26,510
+見咩怪唧？
+
+153
+00:18:26,866 --> 00:18:34,042
+嗱，我哋唔好咁客氣喇，你年紀大，我叫你做趙大哥，你就叫我韋兄弟就啱喇。
+
+154
+00:18:35,134 --> 00:18:40,680
+趙良棟連忙企起身嚟請安佢話：都統大人唔好噉講，小人不敢。
+
+155
+00:18:41,483 --> 00:18:42,529
+請坐，請坐。
+
+156
+00:18:43,300 --> 00:18:51,760
+我不過好運氣，撞啱做咗幾件使到皇上稱心滿意嘅事啫嘛，你估我真係有咩狗屁本事啊？
+
+157
+00:18:52,396 --> 00:19:01,872
+我做呢個官，實在係慚愧到極，邊度及得上趙大哥一刀一槍，勞苦功高，完全係靠真本事搏翻嚟嘅呢？
+
+158
+00:19:03,033 --> 00:19:05,550
+趙良棟聽到滿心歡喜就話：
+
+159
+00:19:06,186 --> 00:19:10,529
+韋大人，我係個粗人，你有咩事即管吩咐啦。
+
+160
+00:19:11,267 --> 00:19:14,502
+只要小將做得到嘅，一定搏命同你去做。
+
+161
+00:19:14,938 --> 00:19:18,322
+就算真係做唔到咯，我亦都搏命去做就係喇。
+
+162
+00:19:19,331 --> 00:19:21,377
+韋小寶好歡喜啊佢話：
+
+163
+00:19:22,191 --> 00:19:29,828
+我亦冇咩嘢事，上次喺天津衛見到趙大哥，見你相貌堂堂一表人才。
+
+164
+00:19:30,264 --> 00:19:36,222
+我係欽差大臣，人人都嚟托我大腳，偏偏趙大哥就唔賣賬。
+
+165
+00:19:37,396 --> 00:19:46,571
+趙良棟嘅面色好尷尬佢話：小將係粗魯武人，唔識奉承上級，就唔係有意對欽差大臣冇禮嘅。
+
+166
+00:19:47,639 --> 00:19:51,079
+我冇見怪，否則，我亦唔會嚟搵你嘞。
+
+167
+00:19:51,706 --> 00:19:58,080
+我心係噉諗嘅：凡係冇本事嘅呢，就只有靠托大腳去升官發財；
+
+168
+00:19:58,653 --> 00:20:01,703
+唔肯托大腳嘅，一定係有本事嘅人。
+
+169
+00:20:02,930 --> 00:20:06,095
+韋大人呢幾句説話講得真係爽快到極嘞。
+
+170
+00:20:06,637 --> 00:20:11,832
+小將本事係冇嘅，但係聽到人哋吹牛��馬，個心就激氣。
+
+171
+00:20:12,424 --> 00:20:17,869
+得罪咗上司，同同僚鬧交升唔到官，都係因為呢個牛脾氣唧。
+
+172
+00:20:18,670 --> 00:20:22,007
+你唔肯托大腳，一定係有本事嘅。
+
+173
+00:20:23,268 --> 00:20:32,239
+趙良棟咿開個嘴，唔知講咩説話先至好嘞，真係覺得生我者父母知我者韋大人喇。
+
+174
+00:20:33,554 --> 00:20:39,253
+韋小寶吩咐喺書房裏便開咗酒席，兩個人一便飲一便傾。
+
+175
+00:20:40,488 --> 00:20:52,672
+趙良棟啊講起自己身世，原來佢係陝西省人氏，行伍出身，打仗嘅時候勇往直前，因為功勞啊升到副將。
+
+176
+00:20:54,157 --> 00:21:03,723
+韋小寶聽佢講善於打仗，個心好歡喜，覺得自己果然冇睇錯人，就問佢帶兵進攻一座山頭嘅法子。
+
+177
+00:21:05,433 --> 00:21:11,286
+趙良棟啊冇讀過兵書嘅，但係久經戰陣，經歷豐富。
+
+178
+00:21:12,122 --> 00:21:18,342
+聽韋小寶問起，以為係考自己嘅本事，就滔滔不絕咁講起嚟。
+
+179
+00:21:18,818 --> 00:21:29,014
+講到興起，將書架上嘅四書五經一部部搬落嚟，當成係山峰、山谷、河流、道路等等等等。
+
+180
+00:21:29,139 --> 00:21:37,122
+噉啊打仗嘅時候喺邊處埋伏啊，邊處佯攻啊，邊處攔截啊，邊處衝擊啊，逐樣逐樣詳細解釋。
+
+181
+00:21:37,513 --> 00:21:41,210
+噉佢講嘅呢，係雙方兵力相等嘅戰法。
+
+182
+00:21:42,502 --> 00:21:51,084
+韋小寶問佢：如果敵人只係千幾人，我哋有五千兵馬，要點樣進攻就能夠實贏呢？
+
+183
+00:21:51,928 --> 00:21:55,461
+趙良棟話：打仗實贏係冇嘅。
+
+184
+00:21:57,256 --> 00:22:04,922
+不過我哋兵力多過敵人幾倍，如果由小將帶領，噉仲打輸呢，噉仲算係人嘅咩？
+
+185
+00:22:05,366 --> 00:22:09,396
+一定要將敵人全部生擒活捉，一個都唔漏網。
+
+186
+00:22:10,510 --> 00:22:17,541
+韋小寶吩咐家丁攞咗幾千文銅錢嚟，當做兵馬，噉趙良棟呢就佈起陣嚟嘞。
+
+187
+00:22:20,000 --> 00:22:25,378
+話說韋小寶將佢嘅説話記晒喺心，噉當晚留佢喺度過夜。
+
+188
+00:22:26,076 --> 00:22:32,294
+第日，去見康熙，就依樣畫葫蘆，喺上書房裏便就佈起陣嚟嘞噃。
+
+189
+00:22:33,462 --> 00:22:39,670
+韋小寶就唔敢亂咁逳動皇帝嘅書籍，噉大致粗具規模就算嘞。
+
+190
+00:22:41,380 --> 00:22:45,916
+康熙沉思咗一陣就問：呢個法子係邊個教你㗎？
+
+191
+00:22:46,851 --> 00:22:50,558
+韋小寶亦唔敢隱瞞，就將趙良棟嘅事講咗。
+
+192
+00:22:51,496 --> 00:23:00,761
+康熙聽講明珠漏夜召咗二十幾名鬍鬚佬軍官，由天津趕嚟畀佢挑選，不由得哈哈大笑。
+
+193
+00:23:02,026 --> 00:23:05,984
+佢又問：你又點知道趙良棟有本事呢？
+
+194
+00:23:06,768 --> 00:23:11,234
+各位，欲知後事如何，且聽下回分解。

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+1
+00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,928
+前文再續啊書接上一回啊。
+
+2
+00:00:04,394 --> 00:00:08,804
+話說康熙問韋小寶，點知道趙良棟有本事啊噉。
+
+3
+00:00:09,524 --> 00:00:17,019
+韋小寶就唔敢話因為呢個鬍鬚佬啊唔肯托大腳噃，因為事關自己呢係托大腳大王吖嘛。
+
+4
+00:00:17,646 --> 00:00:21,366
+呢個秘訣就絕對唔能夠話畀皇帝知道嘅。
+
+5
+00:00:22,097 --> 00:00:29,483
+所以佢話：上次皇上派奴才去天津，噉我見呢個鬍鬚佬帶嘅兵啊操得好好嘅。
+
+6
+00:00:29,847 --> 00:00:36,414
+我諗，噉啊總有一日，要對吳三桂用兵㗎嘛，呢個鬍鬚佬啊係個人才啊噉。
+
+7
+00:00:37,138 --> 00:00:42,509
+康熙岌一岌頭話：你念念不忘對付吳三桂噉就好極喇。
+
+8
+00:00:43,273 --> 00:00:51,538
+朝廷嗰啲老嘢啊，哼，念念不忘就係點樣討好吳三桂向佢索取賄賂。
+
+9
+00:00:52,584 --> 00:00:55,527
+誒，趙良棟而家係副將係唔係啊？
+
+10
+00:00:56,412 --> 00:01:05,666
+你應承佢，一力保薦佢升官，我特旨升佢做總兵，等佢多得你，以後盡心盡力幫你辦事。
+
+11
+00:01:06,582 --> 00:01:10,279
+哎呀皇上體貼臣下，真係無微不至㗎喇。
+
+12
+00:01:11,761 --> 00:01:15,751
+韋小寶返到伯爵府，噉啊同趙良棟講咗。
+
+13
+00:01:16,984 --> 00:01:24,726
+過咗幾日，兵部果然通知話升趙良棟為總兵，聽由都統韋小寶調遣。
+
+14
+00:01:26,046 --> 00:01:28,940
+趙良棟啊梗係感激不盡啦，佢諗：
+
+15
+00:01:30,035 --> 00:01:38,960
+跟住呢位少年上司，唔使托大腳，升官又快，實在係人生第一大樂事啊。
+
+16
+00:01:40,641 --> 00:01:50,482
+噉話説呢一排，朝中大臣啊等待三藩係奉旨撤藩呢定係起兵造反嘅消息，個心啊都惶惶不安。
+
+17
+00:01:51,772 --> 00:02:01,919
+呢日，韋小寶同趙良棟喺屋企談論緊，有人求見，係額駙吳應熊請去佢府中飲酒。
+
+18
+00:02:03,063 --> 00:02:04,500
+嗰個請客嘅親隨話：
+
+19
+00:02:05,424 --> 00:02:11,296
+額駙好耐冇見到韋大人喇，非常牽掛，務必請韋大人賞光。
+
+20
+00:02:11,958 --> 00:02:15,618
+額駙講：謝媒酒仲未請你老人家飲過呢。
+
+21
+00:02:16,922 --> 00:02:23,736
+韋小寶個心諗：呢個駙馬爺有名無實，謝乜鬼媒吖？
+
+22
+00:02:24,656 --> 00:02:34,414
+不過講到呢個謝字呢，吳應熊總唔能夠請我飲一杯酒就此了事嘅，不妨過去睇下，順手發財有何不可啊？
+
+23
+00:02:35,333 --> 00:02:39,910
+噉就帶埋趙良棟同驍騎營親兵，就嚟到額駙府嘞。
+
+24
+00:02:41,414 --> 00:02:51,686
+吳應熊同建寧公主成婚之後，喺北京已經賜咗住宅畀佢，噉啊同以前暫時居住嘅局面啊，又唔同嘞。
+
+25
+00:02:52,491 --> 00:02:57,673
+吳應熊帶住幾名軍官，出去大門迎接，佢話：
+
+26
+00:02:58,494 --> 00:03:04,307
+韋大人，我哋係自己兄弟，今日大家聚下，亦冇請外客。
+
+27
+00:03:04,707 --> 00:03:09,327
+啱啱喺雲南嚟咗幾位朋友，請佢哋陪趙總兵飲酒就啱喇。
+
+28
+00:03:10,826 --> 00:03:13,343
+噉啊幾名軍官通名引見。
+
+29
+00:03:14,334 --> 00:03:18,752
+一個留咗長鬚，相貌威嚴嘅係雲南提督張勇；
+
+30
+00:03:19,802 --> 00:03:29,027
+另外兩個都係副將，神情悍勇嘅，叫做王進寶，温和恭敬嘅，叫做孫思克。
+
+31
+00:03:29,684 --> 00:03:38,429
+韋小寶拉住王進寶隻手話：王大哥，你係寶，我又係寶，不過呢你係大寶，我係小寶。
+
+32
+00:03:38,616 --> 00:03:41,444
+我哋兩個一對寶啊有殺冇賠啊。
+
+33
+00:03:42,196 --> 00:03:48,673
+雲南三將都哈哈大笑起上嚟，見到韋小寶性情隨和都好歡喜。
+
+34
+00:03:49,620 --> 00:03:56,566
+韋小寶對張勇話：張大哥，上次兄弟去到雲南，點解冇見到你哋三位嘅？
+
+35
+00:03:57,354 --> 00:04:06,152
+張勇話：嗰陣時，王爺啱啱派小將三個人出去巡邊，所以唔能夠喺昆明侍候韋大人嘞。
+
+36
+00:04:06,366 --> 00:04:14,606
+哎呀咩大人小將吖，嗱，大家爽爽快快，我叫你做張大哥，你叫我啊韋兄弟噉幾好呢。
+
+37
+00:04:15,482 --> 00:04:18,789
+韋大人噉樣講我哋點敢當啊？
+
+38
+00:04:19,893 --> 00:04:22,801
+噉幾個人一便傾就一便行入去大廳。
+
+39
+00:04:23,533 --> 00:04:29,693
+啱啱坐定，家人獻咗茶，噉啊另外一名家丁行過嚟向吳應熊話：
+
+40
+00:04:30,441 --> 00:04:33,427
+公主請額駙陪韋大人入去見面啊。
+
+41
+00:04:34,483 --> 00:04:41,037
+韋小寶個心乒乓噉一跳，佢諗：哎呀呢位公主啊唔係幾好見喇。
+
+42
+00:04:42,697 --> 00:04:53,673
+噉啊想到嗰陣同佢一齊去雲南，一路上風光旖旎，好似新婚夫婦一樣，不由得熱血上湧塊面都紅起上嚟。
+
+43
+00:04:54,444 --> 00:04:55,808
+吳應熊啊笑住話：
+
+44
+00:04:56,801 --> 00:05:03,394
+公主時時都話，我哋嘅姻緣係韋大��撮合嘅，一定要敬一杯謝媒酒啊。
+
+45
+00:05:04,039 --> 00:05:08,331
+講完企起身，向張勇佢哋話：各位隨便坐。
+
+46
+00:05:08,846 --> 00:05:11,190
+噉就陪埋韋小寶行入內堂嘞。
+
+47
+00:05:12,671 --> 00:05:20,619
+經過兩處廳堂，嚟到一間廂房，吳應熊捩手掩埋房門，神情鄭重佢話：
+
+48
+00:05:21,112 --> 00:05:24,939
+韋大人，呢件事非請你幫個大忙不可啊。
+
+49
+00:05:26,010 --> 00:05:29,290
+韋小寶塊面又試紅起上嚟嘞，佢諗：
+
+50
+00:05:30,254 --> 00:05:35,608
+你畀公主閹咗唔做得丈夫，要我幫呢個大忙啊？
+
+51
+00:05:36,632 --> 00:05:43,074
+就口窒窒噉話：誒，噉誒，噉誒有啲唔係點好意思啩？
+
+52
+00:05:44,153 --> 00:05:45,604
+吳應熊愕然嘞。
+
+53
+00:05:46,713 --> 00:05:53,078
+如果唔係韋大人仗義幫手，解救呢個急難，第二個人邊個都冇噉嘅本事嘅。
+
+54
+00:05:54,057 --> 00:05:56,809
+韋小寶嘅神情啊更加忸怩嘞佢諗：
+
+55
+00:05:57,872 --> 00:06:00,208
+實係公主逼佢嚟求我啫。
+
+56
+00:06:01,183 --> 00:06:05,411
+否則點解第二個人就唔得，一定要我幫手至得唧。
+
+57
+00:06:06,231 --> 00:06:11,470
+吳應熊見到韋小寶嘅神情係噉樣，以為佢唔肯幫手噃就話：
+
+58
+00:06:12,190 --> 00:06:15,219
+呢件事情，我亦明知十分難做嘅。
+
+59
+00:06:16,033 --> 00:06:20,788
+做成之後，父王同兄弟一定唔會忘記韋大人畀我哋嘅好處。
+
+60
+00:06:21,813 --> 00:06:26,650
+韋小寶諗：為咩連吳三桂都要感激我啊？
+
+61
+00:06:27,642 --> 00:06:39,653
+啊係喇係喇，吳三桂實係冇男孫，要我幫佢生翻一個，不過係唔係能夠生翻個男孫噉就話唔埋㗎噃。
+
+62
+00:06:39,969 --> 00:06:48,680
+佢話：駙馬爺，呢件事係冇把握㗎，王爺同你都多謝咗先，如果做唔嚟喇豈不是對唔住人？
+
+63
+00:06:49,463 --> 00:06:59,142
+吳應熊話：唔緊要唔緊要，韋大人只要肯盡咗力咯，我父子一樣多得你嘅，就算係公主亦係感激不盡啊。
+
+64
+00:07:00,387 --> 00:07:04,662
+韋小寶笑住話：你要我盡力做啫嘛，噉啊當然啦。
+
+65
+00:07:05,165 --> 00:07:12,138
+嗱，無論成或者唔成，我一定守口如瓶嘅，王爺同額駙即管放心啦。
+
+66
+00:07:13,191 --> 00:07:15,927
+噉啊梗係啦，邊個敢洩漏風聲啊？
+
+67
+00:07:16,438 --> 00:07:20,291
+呢件事總要韋大人鼎力，越快做得成越好啊。
+
+68
+00:07:21,480 --> 00:07:23,882
+噉亦唔爭在呢一時三刻啦。
+
+69
+00:07:24,801 --> 00:07:39,025
+韋小寶突然間想起：哎呀弊，我幫佢生個仔就唔緊要啊，佢兩父子要造反㗎嘛，不免滿門抄斬，到其時，豈不是連我個仔都一刀斬埋？
+
+70
+00:07:40,360 --> 00:07:45,219
+不過怕亦唔會啩？小皇帝唔會連建寧公主都殺埋㗎。
+
+71
+00:07:45,583 --> 00:07:50,272
+噉至於公主個仔，當然亦都網開兩面三面嘅。
+
+72
+00:07:51,081 --> 00:07:56,542
+吳應熊見到韋小寶個面色陰晴不定，就行近一步低聲話：
+
+73
+00:07:57,080 --> 00:08:02,725
+削藩嘅事，消息仲未傳到去雲南，張提督佢哋係唔知道嘅。
+
+74
+00:08:03,161 --> 00:08:13,898
+韋大人如果能夠快啲喺皇上面前進言，收翻削藩嘅成命，六百里加急文書趕去雲南，一定能夠將削藩嘅上諭截翻嚟嘅。
+
+75
+00:08:14,892 --> 00:08:20,216
+韋小寶打個特：你，你你嗯，乜你講嘅係削藩嘅事啊？
+
+76
+00:08:20,991 --> 00:08:25,917
+係啊，眼前嘅大事，仲有邊件大得過削藩呢？
+
+77
+00:08:26,543 --> 00:08:33,943
+皇上對韋大人可以講係言聽計從，只有韋大人出馬先能夠挽狂瀾於既倒。
+
+78
+00:08:35,051 --> 00:08:40,594
+韋小寶個心諗：嘿，原來我冚𠾴唥會錯咗意，真係好笑嘞。
+
+79
+00:08:41,110 --> 00:08:43,157
+佢忍唔住哈哈大笑起上嚟。
+
+80
+00:08:43,871 --> 00:08:47,646
+吳應熊愕然喇佢話：韋大人笑咩啊？
+
+81
+00:08:48,210 --> 00:08:50,065
+係咪我講嘅説話講錯咗啊？
+
+82
+00:08:50,571 --> 00:08:56,190
+韋小寶連忙話：唔係唔係，哎對唔住啊，我忽然間諗起另外一樣嘢好笑啫嘛。
+
+83
+00:08:57,352 --> 00:09:03,259
+吳應熊嬲嘞，佢個心話：你叻啦，你猖狂啦。
+
+84
+00:09:04,162 --> 00:09:13,737
+等父王舉起義旗，一路勢如破竹噉打到嚟北京，捉住你呢個衰仔，睇我將唔將你千刀萬剮吖嗱。
+
+85
+00:09:14,866 --> 00:09:19,958
+韋小寶話：嗱駙馬爺，聽朝一早呢我就去叩見皇上。
+
+86
+00:09:20,487 --> 00:09:32,292
+我話：吳額駙係皇上嘅妹夫，平西王係皇上嘅尊親，就算唔再加官進爵咯，總唔能夠削咗尊親嘅爵位㗎，噉啊對唔住公主㗎喎。
+
+87
+00:09:32,558 --> 00:09:33,631
+我噉講好唔好啊？
+
+88
+00:09:34,249 --> 00:09:35,818
+好，好極喇。
+
+89
+00:09:36,058 --> 00:09:41,303
+韋大人嘅腦筋啊真係轉得快嘅，話咁快就想咗大條道理出嚟嘞。
+
+90
+00:09:41,730 --> 00:09:43,743
+韋大人，一切拜託喇。
+
+91
+00:09:44,241 --> 00:09:46,421
+好喇，我哋而家去見公主啦。
+
+92
+00:09:47,797 --> 00:09:50,990
+佢帶住韋小寶嚟到公主間房外便求見。
+
+93
+00:09:51,983 --> 00:09:58,997
+喺公主間房裏便，有名宮女行出嚟，就吩咐韋小寶喺房側跟嘅花廳等候。
+
+94
+00:10:00,133 --> 00:10:04,359
+過咗冇幾耐，公主嚟到花廳嘞，佢大聲噉話：
+
+95
+00:10:05,054 --> 00:10:11,784
+小桂子，你隔咗咁耐都唔嚟見我你想死啊？快啲躝過嚟。
+
+96
+00:10:12,358 --> 00:10:16,351
+韋小寶笑住請咗個安佢話：公主萬福金安。
+
+97
+00:10:16,635 --> 00:10:25,280
+小桂子啊日日咁掛住公主，不過皇上派咗我出差，一直去到羅剎國，先嗰幾日先至返嚟啫嘛。
+
+98
+00:10:26,324 --> 00:10:35,352
+公主眼圈一紅佢話：你，你日日掛住我，撞鬼你啦，我，我。
+
+99
+00:10:36,110 --> 00:10:39,022
+講完，啲眼淚一串串噉流落嚟嘞。
+
+100
+00:10:40,381 --> 00:10:50,209
+韋小寶見到公主清減咗，神情憔悴，佢估計公主同吳應熊結婚之後，一定係鬱鬱寡歡嘞。
+
+101
+00:10:50,949 --> 00:10:59,248
+佢諗：吳應熊呢個衰仔係個太監，嫁畀太監做老婆梗係唔快活啦。
+
+102
+00:11:00,070 --> 00:11:06,272
+眼見公主噉嘅情況，想起往日之情，就不由得可憐起嚟嘞佢話：
+
+103
+00:11:07,484 --> 00:11:11,256
+公主掛住皇上，皇上都好掛住公主啊。
+
+104
+00:11:11,727 --> 00:11:16,606
+皇上話過幾日呢，要接公主入宮，敘下兄妹之情喎。
+
+105
+00:11:17,539 --> 00:11:22,042
+呢啲係韋小寶假傳聖旨嘞，康熙係冇講過呢句説話嘅。
+
+106
+00:11:23,260 --> 00:11:32,367
+建寧公主呢幾個月嚟住喺額駙府裏頭，悶到無比，聽到韋小寶呢句説話當堂開心晒佢就問：
+
+107
+00:11:32,887 --> 00:11:36,946
+幾時啊？你同皇帝哥哥講，聽日我就去睇佢啦。
+
+108
+00:11:37,599 --> 00:11:44,284
+好啊，額駙有件事吩咐我聽日面奏皇上，我就奏請皇上接公主入宮就係喇。
+
+109
+00:11:45,268 --> 00:11:47,318
+吳應熊亦好歡喜啊佢話：
+
+110
+00:11:48,071 --> 00:11:52,065
+有公主幫口，皇上就更加唔會駁回㗎喇。
+
+111
+00:11:52,657 --> 00:11:54,182
+公主扁一扁個嘴話：
+
+112
+00:11:54,683 --> 00:12:00,362
+哼，我淨係同皇帝哥哥傾閒偈嘅啫，我唔幫你講咩國家大事嘅。
+
+113
+00:12:01,024 --> 00:12:03,836
+好好好，你鐘意講乜嘢就講乜嘢啦。
+
+114
+00:12:04,684 --> 00:12:10,917
+公主慢慢企起身笑住話：小桂子，好耐冇見你喇你高咗喇。
+
+115
+00:12:11,601 --> 00:12:15,414
+聽講你喺羅薩國有個鬼姑娘相好噃係唔係啊？
+
+116
+00:12:16,189 --> 00:12:17,736
+邊度有噉嘅事呢？
+
+117
+00:12:18,398 --> 00:12:23,084
+突然之間啪噉一聲，韋小寶塊面啊已經捱咗公主一巴嘞。
+
+118
+00:12:23,879 --> 00:12:27,348
+㷫晒，韋小寶呀呀聲，成個跳起。
+
+119
+00:12:28,332 --> 00:12:33,598
+公主笑住話：你講嘢唔老實，同我都敢車大炮？
+
+120
+00:12:34,312 --> 00:12:36,486
+舉起手嚟又試一巴升過去。
+
+121
+00:12:37,024 --> 00:12:40,920
+韋小寶打側個頭避開咗，呢一掌呢冇打到。
+
+122
+00:12:41,902 --> 00:12:47,144
+公主對吳應熊話：我有事要審問小桂子啊，你唔使喺處聽喇。
+
+123
+00:12:47,950 --> 00:12:52,391
+吳應熊微笑話：好，我去陪外便啲武官飲酒。
+
+124
+00:12:53,053 --> 00:12:58,226
+佢諗：眼白白睇住韋小寶捱打，佢都好冇癮嘅。
+
+125
+00:12:58,492 --> 00:12:59,774
+就行咗出去花廳。
+
+126
+00:13:00,870 --> 00:13:05,748
+吳應熊一走咗，公主一手就扭住韋小寶隻耳仔喝佢話：
+
+127
+00:13:06,339 --> 00:13:08,938
+死嘢你嘩，你唔記得咗我喇？
+
+128
+00:13:09,276 --> 00:13:10,602
+噉啊講完出力一扭。
+
+129
+00:13:11,220 --> 00:13:18,223
+韋小寶啊痛到哇哇聲咁大叫，佢話：哎冇啊冇啊，冇啊冇唔記得啊，我而家唔係嚟見你嘞咩？
+
+130
+00:13:19,244 --> 00:13:21,791
+公主又一腳喺佢小腹上面一踢。
+
+131
+00:13:22,607 --> 00:13:25,916
+你嘅嘢冇良心嘅，睇我唔劏咗你吖嗱？
+
+132
+00:13:26,209 --> 00:13:30,007
+如果唔係我叫你啊，你再過三年都唔會嚟見我啊。
+
+133
+00:13:30,920 --> 00:13:35,063
+韋小寶見到廳上面冇人，就攬住公主低聲話：
+
+134
+00:13:35,578 --> 00:13:39,821
+唔好逳手逳腳啦，聽日呢我同你喺皇宮裏便聚下。
+
+135
+00:13:40,911 --> 00:13:45,761
+公主塊面一紅：聚咩啊聚，聚你嘅死人頭。
+
+136
+00:13:46,380 --> 00:13:49,210
+伸手喺佢額頭上面㩧噉鑿咗一下。
+
+137
+00:13:49,872 --> 00:13:57,714
+韋小寶話：我哋如果喺呢處親熱呢，至怕駙馬爺疑心啊，聽日我哋喺皇宮見面啦，吓。
+
+138
+00:13:58,781 --> 00:14:02,810
+公主似笑非笑，雙眼啊一條線噉。
+
+139
+00:14:03,569 --> 00:14:07,279
+佢疑心咩嘢啊？衰鬼，快啲躝扯啦。
+
+140
+00:14:08,502 --> 00:14:15,794
+話説韋小寶笑眯眯噉返到去大廳，只見吳應熊啊陪住四名武將傾偈。
+
+141
+00:14:16,748 --> 00:14:26,233
+趙良棟同王進寶啊唔知喺度爭論緊咩嘢，兩個人爭到放開喉嚨面紅耳赤，噉啊見到韋小寶出嚟就停口嘞。
+
+142
+00:14:27,380 --> 00:14:31,776
+韋小寶笑住問：兩位爭咩啊？講畀我聽下得唔得啊？
+
+143
+00:14:32,551 --> 00:14:36,019
+張勇話：我哋喺度談論馬匹。
+
+144
+00:14:36,472 --> 00:14:42,616
+王副將相馬嘅眼光啊好獨到嘅，佢挑選出嚟嘅馬呢必定係良駒。
+
+145
+00:14:43,140 --> 00:14:48,091
+先頭大家講起馬匹，黃副將啊稱讚雲南嘅馬好。
+
+146
+00:14:48,455 --> 00:14:53,497
+趙總兵啊唔信噃，話川馬、滇馬腳短，跑唔快嘅。
+
+147
+00:14:54,539 --> 00:15:05,461
+王副將就話川馬、滇馬有長力，十里路之內，唔及得第啲馬，跑到二三十里之後呢，就越跑就越有精神喇噉話。
+
+148
+00:15:05,994 --> 00:15:12,122
+韋小寶話：係咩？兄弟有幾匹坐騎，要請王副將嚟相下至得。
+
+149
+00:15:12,723 --> 00:15:16,797
+就吩咐親兵回府，將馬廄嘅好馬牽過嚟。
+
+150
+00:15:17,259 --> 00:15:24,864
+吳應熊話：韋都統嘅坐騎係康親王送嘅，有名嘅大宛良駒，叫做玉花骢。
+
+151
+00:15:25,317 --> 00:15:27,611
+我哋啲滇馬又點及得上吖？
+
+152
+00:15:28,319 --> 00:15:31,977
+王進寶話：韋大人嘅馬，當然係好㗎啦。
+
+153
+00:15:32,555 --> 00:15:34,994
+大宛出好馬卑職亦聽過。
+
+154
+00:15:35,764 --> 00:15:44,468
+卑職喺甘肅、陝西嘅時候，曾經騎過唔少大宛名駒，短途衝刺係極快嘅，咩嘢馬都比唔上。
+
+155
+00:15:45,473 --> 00:15:51,273
+趙良棟話：噉賽長途呢？唔通大宛馬仲唔及得滇馬咩？
+
+156
+00:15:51,971 --> 00:15:59,196
+王進寶話：雲南馬本來並唔係好，只不過係勝在刻苦耐勞，有長力。
+
+157
+00:15:59,760 --> 00:16:06,717
+咁多年嚟卑職喺滇北養馬，將川馬、滇馬交配，呢啲新種真係好唔錯嘅。
+
+158
+00:16:07,650 --> 00:16:11,129
+趙良棟話：老兄，你噉就外行咯。
+
+159
+00:16:11,681 --> 00:16:18,747
+馬匹向來講純種㗎嘛，種越純就越好，未聽講過話雜種馬反而更好嘅。
+
+160
+00:16:19,722 --> 00:16:25,157
+王進寶唂到面都紅晒佢話：趙總兵，我唔係話雜種馬一切都好。
+
+161
+00:16:25,889 --> 00:16:34,633
+馬匹用途唔同，有啲係用嚟衝鋒陷陣，有啲用嚟負載輜重，就算係軍馬亦大有分別㗎嘛。
+
+162
+00:16:34,820 --> 00:16:39,839
+有啲係百里馬，有啲係千里馬，長途短途，冚𠾴唥唔同嘅。
+
+163
+00:16:40,771 --> 00:16:45,351
+趙良棟話：哼，居然有人話仲係雜種好喎。
+
+164
+00:16:46,101 --> 00:16:49,891
+王進寶啊嬲到不得了，啪聲企起身話：
+
+165
+00:16:50,622 --> 00:16:53,659
+你鬧邊個係雜種啊？不乾不淨亂咁講。
+
+166
+00:16:54,544 --> 00:16:58,415
+趙良棟冷笑話：我係講馬，又唔係講人。
+
+167
+00:16:58,832 --> 00:17:02,933
+邊個嘅種唔純，作賊心虛，何必亂發脾氣啊？
+
+168
+00:17:03,880 --> 00:17:09,566
+王進寶更加嬲嘞：我見呢度係額駙公嘅府上，唔係啊，哼哼！
+
+169
+00:17:10,519 --> 00:17:13,882
+趙良棟話：哼咩啊，唔通你想同我打交啊？
+
+170
+00:17:15,015 --> 00:17:20,523
+張勇啊勸佢哋話：兩位初次相識，何必為咗馬匹嘅事嘈起上嚟呢？
+
+171
+00:17:20,700 --> 00:17:24,313
+嚟嚟嚟，我陪兩位飲一杯，大家唔好爭嘞。
+
+172
+00:17:25,687 --> 00:17:34,516
+張勇係提督，官階比趙良棟、王進寶都高，噉兩個人啊唔敢唔畀面佢，只有都飲咗酒啦。
+
+173
+00:17:35,482 --> 00:17:44,859
+兩個人你睩住我我睩住你，如果唔係上官在座啊，兩個火爆霹靂嘅人當堂就要打起上嚟嘞。
+
+174
+00:17:45,834 --> 00:17:53,636
+過咗冇幾耐，韋小寶府中嘅親兵馬夫啊牽咗馬嚟，噉大家一齊去後便馬廄裏便睇馬。
+
+175
+00:17:54,562 --> 00:18:04,893
+王進寶啊真係識馬㗎噃，睇一眼咁多唧，就能夠講出每匹馬嘅長處缺點，甚至連性情脾氣亦估中七八成嘅。
+
+176
+00:18:05,750 --> 00:18:10,321
+韋府嘅馬夫都十分佩服，大讚王副將好眼力啊。
+
+177
+00:18:11,184 --> 00:18:14,512
+最後，睇到韋小寶嘅坐騎玉花驄嘞。
+
+178
+00:18:15,392 --> 00:18:29,644
+呢匹馬腿長膘肥，形貌神駿，全身雪白嘅毛上，都係胭脂色嘅斑點，毛色油光亮滑，靚到極點啊，噉人人猛咁喝彩。
+
+179
+00:18:30,531 --> 00:18:34,308
+王進寶就不置可否噃，睇咗好耐就話：
+
+180
+00:18:35,283 --> 00:18:39,327
+呢匹馬本質係極之好嘅，只係可惜養壞咗咯。
+
+181
+00:18:40,174 --> 00:18:45,201
+韋小寶話：點解養壞咗呢？吖真係要請教下噃。
+
+182
+00:18:46,353 --> 00:18:50,118
+韋大人���匹馬，可以講係天下少有嘅良駒。
+
+183
+00:18:51,000 --> 00:18:57,296
+呢種好馬每日要騎佢快跑十幾里，慢跑幾十里，越磨練就越好。
+
+184
+00:18:58,106 --> 00:19:01,969
+不過韋大人就過於愛惜佢嘞，唔捨得騎咁多。
+
+185
+00:19:02,850 --> 00:19:09,472
+呢匹馬嘅日子過得太過舒服喇，食嘅係上等精料，一年難得跑一兩趟。
+
+186
+00:19:10,005 --> 00:19:14,834
+唉，真係可惜啊，好似係富貴人家嘅子弟，寵壞晒咯。
+
+187
+00:19:15,821 --> 00:19:20,003
+吳應熊聽咗面色有啲變嘞，輕輕哼咗一聲。
+
+188
+00:19:20,938 --> 00:19:27,149
+韋小寶見到嘞，知道王進寶最後呢幾句説話已經得罪咗吳應熊，佢諗：
+
+189
+00:19:28,402 --> 00:19:33,389
+我乘機挑撥離間，等佢哋雲南將帥不和都好噃。
+
+190
+00:19:34,374 --> 00:19:43,932
+韋小寶就話：王副將嘅説話，恐怕只係講啱一半唧，富貴人家嘅子弟亦有本事極之大嘅。
+
+191
+00:19:44,440 --> 00:19:54,048
+呢，好似額駙爺吖，佢係你哋王爺嘅世子，自細係捧住金飯碗食飯，捧住玉碗飲湯，但一啲都冇寵壞啊。
+
+192
+00:19:54,819 --> 00:19:57,569
+王進寶面都紅晒，佢連忙話：
+
+193
+00:19:57,952 --> 00:20:03,237
+係，係。王爺世子當然係唔同啦，卑職決唔係講額駙爺嘅。
+
+194
+00:20:03,655 --> 00:20:11,180
+趙良棟冷冰冰噉話：喺你嘅心裏便，怕都係以為冇咩嘢唔同嘅啫啩？
+
+195
+00:20:12,037 --> 00:20:18,317
+黃進寶嬲嘞：趙總兵，你點解一味同兄弟過唔去啊？兄弟並冇得罪你吖嘛？
+
+196
+00:20:18,943 --> 00:20:23,481
+韋小寶笑住話：好喇好喇，唔好為啲多事傷咗和氣。
+
+197
+00:20:23,722 --> 00:20:28,846
+噉做武官嘅呢，往往睇唔起朝裏便年輕嘅大臣亦係有嘅。
+
+198
+00:20:29,539 --> 00:20:33,550
+王進寶話：回都統大人，卑職唔敢睇你唔起。
+
+199
+00:20:34,070 --> 00:20:36,885
+趙良棟話：你睇唔起額駙爺啊？
+
+200
+00:20:37,486 --> 00:20:39,500
+王進寶大聲話：冇啊！
+
+201
+00:20:40,185 --> 00:20:48,411
+韋小寶話：王副將，可惜你養嘅好馬呢，都留晒喺雲南，否則就可以等我哋嚟見識下嘞。
+
+202
+00:20:49,162 --> 00:20:53,449
+王進寶話：我養嘅馬，誒係係，唔敢當。
+
+203
+00:20:54,329 --> 00:20:59,546
+韋小寶個心覺得好奇怪嘞，咩叫做，係係，唔敢當唧 ？
+
+204
+00:21:00,222 --> 00:21:05,611
+趙良棟話：橫掂王副將嘅好馬都喺雲南，死無對證嘅。
+
+205
+00:21:05,869 --> 00:21:13,550
+韋都統，小將喺關外，養咗幾百匹好馬，匹匹日行三千里，夜行二千里。
+
+206
+00:21:14,030 --> 00:21:18,033
+就係可惜隔得遠過頭咯，唔能夠畀都統大人睇下唧。
+
+207
+00:21:19,279 --> 00:21:24,060
+眾人哈哈大笑啊，都知道佢係故意諷刺王進寶。
+
+208
+00:21:25,074 --> 00:21:29,797
+王進寶啊嬲到面都黑晒，指住左手便嘅馬廄大聲話：
+
+209
+00:21:30,570 --> 00:21:33,828
+嗰便幾十匹馬，就係呢次我喺雲南帶嚟嘅。
+
+210
+00:21:34,384 --> 00:21:40,948
+趙總兵，你揀十匹馬，同我呢度是但十匹嚟比賽下腳力，睇下邊個輸邊個贏啦。
+
+211
+00:21:42,217 --> 00:21:50,788
+趙良棟見嗰啲滇馬，又瘦又細隻，毛禿皮乾，噉啊總共有五六十匹，個心諗：
+
+212
+00:21:51,638 --> 00:21:54,230
+你嗰啲乞衣馬有咩咁了不起唧？
+
+213
+00:21:54,921 --> 00:21:59,310
+就話：馬就好多，不過有啲五勞七傷唧。
+
+214
+00:22:00,049 --> 00:22:07,520
+就係韋都統府裏便隨便牽嚟呢幾匹馬啊，亦擔保叻過王副將你親手調養嘅心肝寶貝啦。
+
+215
+00:22:08,209 --> 00:22:12,190
+韋小寶笑住話：大家一味空口爭係冇用嘅。
+
+216
+00:22:12,696 --> 00:22:18,287
+額駙爺，噉呢，我哋各揀十匹，就嚟比賽一下，雙方賭一賭好唔好？
+
+217
+00:22:18,941 --> 00:22:23,423
+嗱各位，欲知後事如何，且聽下回分解。

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+1
+00:00:00,053 --> 00:00:02,971
+前文再續啊書接上一回啊。
+
+2
+00:00:04,408 --> 00:00:09,288
+話説韋小寶話要同吳應熊輸賭，睇下邊個啲馬跑得快噉。
+
+3
+00:00:10,329 --> 00:00:16,014
+吳應熊話：韋都統嘅大宛良馬我哋雲南啲馬仔邊度比得上吖？
+
+4
+00:00:16,156 --> 00:00:18,316
+唔使比賽喇，當然係我哋輸啦。
+
+5
+00:00:19,753 --> 00:00:24,680
+韋小寶見到王進寶氣鼓鼓，一啲都唔服氣嘅樣，佢就話：
+
+6
+00:00:25,360 --> 00:00:29,274
+額駙爺肯認輸啫，王副將就唔認輸噃。
+
+7
+00:00:29,718 --> 00:00:34,881
+噉呢，我攞一萬兩銀出嚟，額駙爺亦攞一萬兩銀出嚟。
+
+8
+00:00:35,086 --> 00:00:41,709
+噉等陣呢，我哋就去城外比賽，邊一個贏咗六場喇，以後佢就唔使比喇你話好唔好吖？
+
+9
+00:00:42,541 --> 00:00:47,202
+吳應熊想話再推嘅，突然間心念一動佢諗：
+
+10
+00:00:48,020 --> 00:00:54,208
+呢個僆仔年少好勝，我就故意輸一萬兩銀畀佢，等佢高興下至得。
+
+11
+00:00:54,502 --> 00:00:57,256
+就笑住話：好，一於噉話啦。
+
+12
+00:00:57,577 --> 00:01:00,998
+嗱韋大人，你如果輸咗，唔准嬲㗎。
+
+13
+00:01:01,598 --> 00:01:08,026
+韋小寶笑住話：贏要夠威，輸要光彩，邊度有輸咗會嬲嘅呢？
+
+14
+00:01:08,515 --> 00:01:14,051
+一擸眼，見到王進寶雙眼裏便，流露出歡喜嘅神情，佢諗：
+
+15
+00:01:14,812 --> 00:01:23,452
+哎呀，睇呢個王副將嘅神情，似乎好有把握噃，唔通佢呢啲乞衣馬真係好有長力嘅？
+
+16
+00:01:23,914 --> 00:01:26,448
+唔得唔得，非作弊搞鬼不可。
+
+17
+00:01:27,474 --> 00:01:36,376
+佢生平賭錢啊，最鐘意作弊，眼見呢場賽馬未必實贏，當堂就諗住要搞鬼嘞，個心諗：
+
+18
+00:01:36,967 --> 00:01:39,562
+今日賽馬已經嚟唔切做手腳㗎喇。
+
+19
+00:01:40,197 --> 00:01:47,190
+佢就話：既然要賭咯，我要去好好挑選十匹馬至得，聽日先至比賽呢好唔好啊？
+
+20
+00:01:48,081 --> 00:01:53,092
+吳應熊啊決心要輸嘅，幾時比賽都冇問題，就應承咗佢。
+
+21
+00:01:54,143 --> 00:01:58,762
+韋小寶喺額駙府飲酒睇戲，唔再提賽馬嘅事。
+
+22
+00:02:00,112 --> 00:02:07,513
+到咗傍晚，佢請吳應熊，帶埋張勇、王進寶、孫思克三個人去自己屋企飲酒。
+
+23
+00:02:08,292 --> 00:02:13,592
+吳應熊好歡喜噉應承咗佢，噉一行人，就去韋小寶嘅伯爵府嘞。
+
+24
+00:02:14,641 --> 00:02:20,089
+坐定之後獻咗茶，韋小寶話：少陪喇，兄弟去安排下先。
+
+25
+00:02:20,685 --> 00:02:24,900
+吳應熊笑住話：大家自己人，唔使客氣喇。
+
+26
+00:02:25,514 --> 00:02:31,109
+韋小寶話：貴客駕臨，唔能夠太寒酸㗎嘛，各位隨便坐吓。
+
+27
+00:02:32,380 --> 00:02:39,324
+佢嚟到後堂，吩咐總管準備酒席戲班，跟住叫咗府內嘅馬夫頭頭嚟。
+
+28
+00:02:40,061 --> 00:02:42,063
+交咗三百兩銀畀佢就話：
+
+29
+00:02:42,446 --> 00:02:48,274
+我隻玉花驄同埋第啲馬呢，仲喺額駙府裏頭嚟，你而家去牽翻返嚟啦。
+
+30
+00:02:48,629 --> 00:02:54,520
+噉啊順便請額駙府裏頭嗰班馬夫飲酒，飲到佢哋個個都一嚿雲噉就啱喇。
+
+31
+00:02:55,353 --> 00:02:56,730
+嗰個馬夫頭頭應咗。
+
+32
+00:02:57,640 --> 00:03:06,010
+韋小寶又話：啊係喇，你話畀啲咩嘢過啲馬食，食咗呢，啲馬就身疲腳軟，冇力跑路嘅呢？
+
+33
+00:03:06,187 --> 00:03:08,168
+誒不過就唔能夠毒死啲馬㗎噃。
+
+34
+00:03:08,973 --> 00:03:14,360
+馬夫頭頭話：唔知爵爺要點樣呢小人盡力去做就係嘞。
+
+35
+00:03:15,732 --> 00:03:25,867
+同你講明都唔怕喇，額駙有一批馬，啱啱喺雲南運嚟嘅，佢又誇口話啲馬長力極之好，聽日要同我哋嘅馬嚟比賽。
+
+36
+00:03:26,294 --> 00:03:28,718
+我哋唔能夠輸咗丟架㗎嘛係咪呢？
+
+37
+00:03:29,611 --> 00:03:32,147
+嗰個馬夫頭頭明白喇佢笑住話：
+
+38
+00:03:32,672 --> 00:03:40,359
+爵爺係要小人搞啲咩嘢畀額駙啲馬食咗，噉聽日比賽呢，我哋就能夠實贏嘅係唔係噉啊？
+
+39
+00:03:40,901 --> 00:03:43,508
+冇錯喇，你認真聰明啊。
+
+40
+00:03:43,624 --> 00:03:48,547
+嗱，聽日賽馬呢係賭錢嘅，贏咗再分賞金畀你。
+
+41
+00:03:49,063 --> 00:03:54,064
+你靜靜去辦妥呢件事，不過千祈唔好畀額駙府啲馬夫知道噃。
+
+42
+00:03:54,584 --> 00:04:05,154
+嗱，呢度三百兩銀你攞去請客啦，飲酒、賭錢、嫖老舉，乜鬼嘢有癮都做晒，乜搞，搞到佢哋昏天黑地噉先至落藥。
+
+43
+00:04:06,226 --> 00:04:08,363
+爵爺望安，實掂嘅。
+
+44
+00:04:08,638 --> 00:04:13,851
+小人去買幾十斤巴豆，撈埋喺啲豆料裏便，喂畀吳府啲馬食。
+
+45
+00:04:14,180 --> 00:04:20,562
+等佢哋一匹匹馬，屙一晚爛屎，噉聽日比賽起上嚟，烏龜都跑贏佢哋啦。
+
+46
+00:04:21,518 --> 00:04:24,576
+噉韋小寶跟住又出去陪吳應熊佢哋飲酒嘞。
+
+47
+00:04:25,520 --> 00:04:33,894
+佢係怕吳應熊佢哋返去之後，王進寶又去睇下啲馬，睇出破綻，所以就殷勤接待猛咁勸酒。
+
+48
+00:04:34,499 --> 00:04:44,749
+趙良棟啊酒量極大嘅，一直同王進寶鬥酒，飲到深夜，除咗韋小寶同吳應熊之外呢，四員武將都醉晒嘞。
+
+49
+00:04:46,354 --> 00:04:50,290
+第日早朝之後，韋小寶入宮去侍候皇帝。
+
+50
+00:04:51,229 --> 00:04:54,277
+康熙笑容滿面心情極之好啊佢話：
+
+51
+00:04:54,975 --> 00:05:03,172
+小桂子，有個好消息講你聽，尚可喜同耿精忠都奉詔撤藩，日內就起程嚟北京嘞。
+
+52
+00:05:04,211 --> 00:05:11,745
+韋小寶話：恭喜皇上，尚耿二藩奉詔，吳三桂個老嘢呢，一隻手掌就拍唔到手喇。
+
+53
+00:05:12,542 --> 00:05:14,558
+孤掌難鳴。
+
+54
+00:05:15,020 --> 00:05:19,013
+係，係，孤掌難鳴，噉我哋呢就打到佢落花流水。
+
+55
+00:05:20,312 --> 00:05:22,282
+如果佢亦奉詔撤藩呢？
+
+56
+00:05:23,392 --> 00:05:33,310
+噉啊，噉亦好到極啊，佢嚟到北京，皇上要搓圓佢，佢就唔敢扁，皇上要搓扁佢呢，佢就點都圓唔起嚟喇。
+
+57
+00:05:34,131 --> 00:05:36,167
+你倒是都明白呢個道理。
+
+58
+00:05:37,223 --> 00:05:42,329
+到嗰個時候啊，佢就好似蛟龍困喺沙灘嚟，呢啲叫做虎落平陽。
+
+59
+00:05:42,800 --> 00:05:47,550
+韋小寶啱啱講到呢處，伸一伸條脷，喺自己額頭㩧噉打咗一下。
+
+60
+00:05:48,239 --> 00:05:53,333
+康熙哈哈大笑佢話：嘿嘿，呢啲叫做虎落平陽，畀你蝦。
+
+61
+00:05:54,034 --> 00:05:58,612
+嗰個時候啊，莫講話佢唔敢得罪我，連你都唔敢得罪啊。
+
+62
+00:05:59,336 --> 00:06:01,833
+噉唔係，噉就夠過癮啦。
+
+63
+00:06:02,411 --> 00:06:11,453
+康熙話：敕建揚州忠烈祠嘅文章，我已經做好嘞，叫翰林學士寫咗，你就帶去揚州刻喺碑上便。
+
+64
+00:06:12,133 --> 00:06:14,109
+噉啊揀個好日，你就起程啦。
+
+65
+00:06:14,983 --> 00:06:20,173
+係，如果三藩都奉詔撤藩，噉呢座忠烈祠仲起唔起啊？
+
+66
+00:06:21,410 --> 00:06:23,927
+都唔知吳三桂奉唔奉詔啫。
+
+67
+00:06:24,537 --> 00:06:31,132
+仲有，褒揚忠烈係件好事，就算吳三桂唔造反，忠烈祠都要起嘅。
+
+68
+00:06:32,431 --> 00:06:32,900
+係。
+
+69
+00:06:33,983 --> 00:06:39,229
+噉韋小寶同皇帝傾偈嘅時候，講起建寧公主請求覲見。
+
+70
+00:06:39,496 --> 00:06:44,369
+噉康熙岌一岌頭，吩咐太監即刻宣建寧公主入嚟見面。
+
+71
+00:06:45,596 --> 00:06:51,097
+康熙啊興致極之好啊，噉詳細噉問下韋小寶羅剎國嘅風土人物。
+
+72
+00:06:51,889 --> 00:07:01,579
+當時火槍手啊點樣造反，蘇菲亞公主係點樣平亂，大小沙皇，點樣並立，噉傾咗一輪，公主嚟到上書房嘞。
+
+73
+00:07:02,478 --> 00:07:09,327
+一見面，公主就伏喺康熙腳邊，攬住佢雙腳放聲大哭，佢話：
+
+74
+00:07:11,896 --> 00:07:16,661
+皇帝哥哥，我以後喺皇宮陪住你，我唔返去喇。
+
+75
+00:07:17,583 --> 00:07:22,741
+康熙摸下佢嘅頭髮，問公主話：做咩嘢啊？額駙蝦你啊？
+
+76
+00:07:23,971 --> 00:07:28,306
+畀個天佢做膽佢都唔敢啊，佢，佢。
+
+77
+00:07:29,468 --> 00:07:31,111
+講講下又喊起上嚟嘞。
+
+78
+00:07:31,896 --> 00:07:38,662
+康熙個心諗：你閹咗佢，使到佢做唔成你丈夫係你自作自受啫。
+
+79
+00:07:39,182 --> 00:07:44,404
+就安慰公主幾句，佢話：好喇好喇，唔好喊喇，你陪我食飯啦。
+
+80
+00:07:45,354 --> 00:07:51,348
+皇帝食飯啊並冇定時嘅，完全係睇佢鐘意嘅啫，隨時隨刻就開飯。
+
+81
+00:07:52,270 --> 00:07:57,361
+噉御膳房太監啊開咗御膳，韋小寶啊喺一便侍候。
+
+82
+00:07:58,243 --> 00:08:02,943
+佢雖然極得皇帝寵愛啊，不過亦唔能夠陪皇帝飲食嘅。
+
+83
+00:08:03,887 --> 00:08:09,560
+康熙賞咗佢十幾碟餸菜，噉吩咐太監送去佢府中，返去再食。
+
+84
+00:08:11,073 --> 00:08:19,884
+公主飲咗幾杯酒，面紅紅，雙眼啊水汪汪噉，向住韋小寶瞄下瞄下。
+
+85
+00:08:20,834 --> 00:08:29,456
+喺皇帝面前啊韋小寶一啲都唔敢無禮啊，眼光啊始終唔同公主接觸，個心呢就乒乒嘭嘭猛咁跳。
+
+86
+00:08:30,554 --> 00:08:34,758
+公主忽然間話：小桂子，同我裝飯啦。
+
+87
+00:08:36,452 --> 00:08:39,971
+講完，將隻空飯碗啊遞到佢面前。
+
+88
+00:08:40,626 --> 00:08:43,833
+康熙笑住話：你嘅飯量幾好噃。
+
+89
+00:08:44,619 --> 00:08:49,044
+公主話：見到皇帝哥哥，我飯都食多咗啊。
+
+90
+00:08:50,069 --> 00:08:54,824
+韋小寶裝完飯，雙手恭恭敬敬噉捧住，放喺公主面前。
+
+91
+00:08:55,509 --> 00:09:00,066
+公主左手垂低，出衡力喺韋小寶大髀搣咗一下。
+
+92
+00:09:00,825 --> 00:09:06,432
+韋小寶痛嘞，不過又唔敢出聲，連面上嘅笑容一啲都唔敢少。
+
+93
+00:09:07,450 --> 00:09:10,624
+只係未免笑得尷尬，不過係無可如何啊。
+
+94
+00:09:11,188 --> 00:09:16,357
+喺個心處鬧佢話：你嘅死女吖，睇我幾時唔出力搣翻你吖嗱。
+
+95
+00:09:17,236 --> 00:09:20,878
+個心都未鬧完，個頭忽然間向後一昂。
+
+96
+00:09:21,951 --> 00:09:28,238
+原來公主伸手喺佢背後拉住佢條辮出力一擢，呢一下呢，畀康熙睇到嘞。
+
+97
+00:09:28,946 --> 00:09:32,996
+康熙微笑話：公主嫁咗人仲係咁頑皮嘅。
+
+98
+00:09:33,711 --> 00:09:38,479
+公主指住韋小寶笑住話：係佢啫嘛，係佢。
+
+99
+00:09:38,905 --> 00:09:44,536
+嘩，韋小寶個心啊，都唔知幾慌啊，唔知公主會講出咩嘢說話嚟。
+
+100
+00:09:45,361 --> 00:09:48,360
+好彩公主只係咭咭咭噉笑咗幾聲，佢就話：
+
+101
+00:09:49,076 --> 00:09:52,122
+皇帝哥哥，你嘅名聲呢越嚟越好喇。
+
+102
+00:09:52,722 --> 00:10:02,946
+我喺宮內本來係唔知道嘅，呢次去雲南一路來回，聽見啲百姓都話你做皇帝啊，普天下老百姓嘅日子過得真係好嘞。
+
+103
+00:10:04,200 --> 00:10:05,947
+就係連呢個嘢啊。
+
+104
+00:10:06,365 --> 00:10:09,400
+一便講，一便向韋小寶白咗一眼。
+
+105
+00:10:10,027 --> 00:10:15,478
+官亦越做越大嘞，只有你個妹妹，就越嚟越運滯。
+
+106
+00:10:16,580 --> 00:10:23,606
+康熙本來心情極之好嘅，建寧公主呢幾句恭維又恰到好處，就笑住話：
+
+107
+00:10:24,522 --> 00:10:33,854
+你係妻憑夫貴，吳應熊佢父子兩個如果係好好地聽話撤藩，天下太平，我應承升佢嘅官就係啦。
+
+108
+00:10:34,490 --> 00:10:42,041
+公主扁一扁個嘴話：你升唔升吳應熊嗰個嘢嘅官唔關我事，我要你升我嘅官。
+
+109
+00:10:42,940 --> 00:10:43,901
+你做咩嘢官呢？
+
+110
+00:10:44,791 --> 00:10:52,276
+小桂子話啊，羅剎國嘅公主做咩攝政女王，你就封我做大元帥，派我去打番邦啦。
+
+111
+00:10:52,716 --> 00:10:56,141
+哈哈哈哈哈哈，女仔點做大元帥啊？
+
+112
+00:10:57,410 --> 00:11:03,254
+從前樊梨花、佘太君、穆桂英，邊個唔係揸住印，到大元帥嘅啫？
+
+113
+00:11:03,530 --> 00:11:05,260
+點解佢哋就得，我就唔得啊？
+
+114
+00:11:05,634 --> 00:11:09,421
+你話我武藝唔得啊？嗱，我哋就嚟比賽下吖。
+
+115
+00:11:09,696 --> 00:11:12,052
+講完，笑嘻嘻噉企起身。
+
+116
+00:11:12,887 --> 00:11:20,587
+康熙笑住話：你唔肯讀書，同小桂子一樣咁冇學問，就淨係識得做大戲嘅戲文。
+
+117
+00:11:21,489 --> 00:11:24,037
+前朝女仔做元帥係有嘅。
+
+118
+00:11:24,654 --> 00:11:30,370
+唐太宗李世民嘅妹妹平陽公主，幫助唐太宗打平天下。
+
+119
+00:11:30,788 --> 00:11:39,447
+佢做元帥，統率嘅一支軍隊就叫做娘子軍，佢駐兵嘅關口就叫做娘子關，真係好厲害㗎。
+
+120
+00:11:40,293 --> 00:11:41,570
+噉咪就係囉。
+
+121
+00:11:41,828 --> 00:11:44,780
+皇帝哥哥啊，你做皇帝叻過李世民。
+
+122
+00:11:45,046 --> 00:11:46,925
+我呢就學下平陽公主。
+
+123
+00:11:47,298 --> 00:11:51,230
+小桂子，你學邊個啊？學高力士呢定係魏忠賢啊？
+
+124
+00:11:52,188 --> 00:11:55,283
+康熙哈哈大笑一味咁擰頭佢話：
+
+125
+00:11:55,639 --> 00:11:59,703
+又嚟亂講嘞，小桂子呢個太監係假㗎嘛。
+
+126
+00:12:00,050 --> 00:12:06,251
+仲有，高力士、魏忠賢都係昏君手下嘅太監，你噉講咪即係鬧我？
+
+127
+00:12:07,132 --> 00:12:12,814
+公主笑住話：哎呀對唔住啊皇帝哥哥，你唔好怪我啊，我唔識吖嘛。
+
+128
+00:12:13,708 --> 00:12:21,900
+佢諗住小桂子呢個太監係假嘅呢句説話，瞄咗韋小寶一眼，個心不由得春意盪漾嘞。
+
+129
+00:12:22,078 --> 00:12:25,360
+佢話：好喇，我去叩見太后喇。
+
+130
+00:12:26,221 --> 00:12:33,797
+康熙窒咗一窒，佢諗：假太后已經換翻真太后，你嘅母親已經逃跑咗喇。
+
+131
+00:12:34,931 --> 00:12:39,298
+不過佢係一直好痛愛呢個妹妹嘅，唔忍心令佢難堪，就話：
+
+132
+00:12:40,361 --> 00:12:47,246
+太后呢幾日身子好唔舒服，你唔好去煩佢老人家喇，去慈寧宮外便叩頭請安就係啦。
+
+133
+00:12:48,231 --> 00:12:54,220
+公主應咗佢就話：皇帝哥哥，我而家去慈寧宮，等陣再嚟同你傾偈吓。
+
+134
+00:12:54,665 --> 00:12:56,157
+小桂子你陪我去啦。
+
+135
+00:12:57,202 --> 00:12:59,031
+韋小寶啊唔敢應佢。
+
+136
+00:12:59,378 --> 00:13:05,549
+康熙向佢打個眼色，意思呢叫佢設法子攔住公主，唔好畀佢見到太后噉。
+
+137
+00:13:06,360 --> 00:13:11,950
+韋小寶會意嘞，岌下頭領咗旨，就陪埋公主去慈寧宮。
+
+138
+00:13:12,819 --> 00:13:16,280
+韋小寶啊囑咐小太監趕去慈寧宮通報。
+
+139
+00:13:17,071 --> 00:13:21,512
+果然太后吩咐落嚟，身子唔舒服，唔使叩見喇噉。
+
+140
+00:13:22,534 --> 00:13:26,373
+公主啊唔見到母親好耐，個心好掛住佢就話：
+
+141
+00:13:27,149 --> 00:13:30,326
+太后身子唔舒服，我更加要睇下佢啦。
+
+142
+00:13:30,899 --> 00:13:33,237
+講完，就直入太后間寢殿。
+
+143
+00:13:33,872 --> 00:13:36,578
+嗰班太監宮女啊邊度敢攔佢呢？
+
+144
+00:13:37,277 --> 00:13:43,944
+韋小寶着急喇佢話：殿下，殿下，太后佢老人家冷親啊，唔吹得風㗎。
+
+145
+00:13:44,777 --> 00:13:48,991
+公主話：我慢慢入門，一啲風都唔帶入去嘅。
+
+146
+00:13:51,000 --> 00:14:00,592
+推開寢殿道門，掀起門簾，只見羅帳低垂，太后瞓喺床上便，四名宮女就企喺床前。
+
+147
+00:14:01,529 --> 00:14:06,351
+公主低聲話：太后，女兒叩頭啊。
+
+148
+00:14:06,969 --> 00:14:09,543
+講完跪低，輕輕叩咗幾個頭。
+
+149
+00:14:10,611 --> 00:14:13,798
+只聽見太后喺羅帳裏便嗯咗幾聲。
+
+150
+00:14:14,650 --> 00:14:19,824
+噉公主行到床邊，正話想伸手掀起羅帳，一名宮女話：
+
+151
+00:14:20,541 --> 00:14:24,600
+殿下，太后吩咐邊個都唔好驚動太后啊。
+
+152
+00:14:25,519 --> 00:14:34,568
+公主岌一岌頭，喺羅帳處掀開一條罅望入去，只見太后面向裏便，似乎瞓到好淰。
+
+153
+00:14:35,244 --> 00:14:40,033
+公主細聲叫：太后，太后。
+
+154
+00:14:41,320 --> 00:14:42,516
+太后冇應佢。
+
+155
+00:14:43,488 --> 00:14:50,298
+公主冇法子啦，唯有放低羅帳啊靜靜退出嚟，個心一酸，忍唔住喊嘞。
+
+156
+00:14:51,962 --> 00:14:56,510
+韋小寶見佢冇睇穿真相，安心嘞，就勸佢話：
+
+157
+00:14:57,189 --> 00:15:01,056
+公主住喺北京嚟，時時進宮嚟請安都得啦。
+
+158
+00:15:01,567 --> 00:15:03,972
+太后好翻之後，再嚟慈寧宮啦。
+
+159
+00:15:04,799 --> 00:15:08,128
+公主覺得有道理，就抹乾咗眼淚佢話：
+
+160
+00:15:09,141 --> 00:15:12,146
+我以前住嗰度唔知點呢？去睇下咯。
+
+161
+00:15:12,634 --> 00:15:14,843
+講完，就行去自己嘅寢宮。
+
+162
+00:15:15,471 --> 00:15:17,541
+韋小寶喺後便跟住佢行。
+
+163
+00:15:18,834 --> 00:15:23,810
+公主以前住嘅建寧宮就喺慈寧宮側跟，噉一陣間就到嘞。
+
+164
+00:15:24,720 --> 00:15:31,951
+公主嫁咗之後，建寧宮啊由太監、宮女灑掃看守，一切都好似舊時一樣。
+
+165
+00:15:33,130 --> 00:15:40,370
+公主嚟到寢殿門口，見到韋小寶笑嘻嘻噉企喺門外唔肯入嚟，就紅住塊面話：
+
+166
+00:15:41,014 --> 00:15:43,151
+死太監，你點解唔入嚟唧？
+
+167
+00:15:44,120 --> 00:15:50,032
+韋小寶笑住話：我呢個太監係假㗎，公主嘅寢殿唔入得㗎。
+
+168
+00:15:50,961 --> 00:15:56,347
+公主一手扭住佢耳仔喝佢話：你唔入嚟我扭甩你隻狗耳仔。
+
+169
+00:15:56,809 --> 00:15:59,129
+出力一掹，就將佢拉咗入寢殿。
+
+170
+00:15:59,965 --> 00:16:02,583
+隨手關埋殿門，上咗門戌。
+
+171
+00:16:03,600 --> 00:16:07,431
+韋小寶嚇到成個心啊卜卜卜亂咁跳佢低聲話：
+
+172
+00:16:07,821 --> 00:16:13,982
+公主啊，喺皇宮裏便唔能夠亂嚟㗎，我，我，我要殺頭啊噉就。
+
+173
+00:16:15,713 --> 00:16:21,402
+公主嗰雙眼啊水汪汪噉，好似要滴水出嚟噉啊，佢話：
+
+174
+00:16:22,056 --> 00:16:26,277
+韋爵爺，我係你嘅奴才，我嚟服侍你。
+
+175
+00:16:26,668 --> 00:16:30,071
+雙手一伸，緊緊噉將韋小寶抱到實一實。
+
+176
+00:16:30,671 --> 00:16:33,752
+韋小寶笑住話：唔好啊，唔好呢。
+
+177
+00:16:34,647 --> 00:16:42,273
+好，我去同皇帝哥哥講，你喺路上引誘我，叫我閹咗吳應熊嗰個僆仔，而家又唔睬我喇。
+
+178
+00:16:43,008 --> 00:16:45,468
+一手喺佢大髀上面出力噉搣咗一下。
+
+179
+00:16:47,012 --> 00:16:51,625
+噉啊過咗好耐好耐，兩個人先至喺寢宮裏便出嚟。
+
+180
+00:16:52,411 --> 00:16:54,944
+公主滿面眉開眼笑佢話：
+
+181
+00:16:56,181 --> 00:17:01,516
+皇上吩咐你講羅剎國公主嘅事我聽，點解仲未講完就要走唧？
+
+182
+00:17:02,479 --> 00:17:07,010
+韋小寶話：奴才，奴才下次至講你聽啦。
+
+183
+00:17:08,032 --> 00:17:12,642
+公主啊咭咭聲咁笑，一反手，啪一聲，打咗佢一巴。
+
+184
+00:17:13,700 --> 00:17:22,769
+建寧宮嘅太監宮女都係舊時嗰班人，一向都知道公主又嬌又蠻嘅脾氣，見佢出手打人個心諗嘞：
+
+185
+00:17:23,593 --> 00:17:27,542
+公主嫁咗人，啲脾氣啊一啲都冇改到。
+
+186
+00:17:28,049 --> 00:17:33,220
+韋伯爵係皇上最寵愛嘅大臣，佢居然一伸手就打喎。
+
+187
+00:17:35,242 --> 00:17:38,733
+噉兩個人返去上書房向康熙告辭。
+
+188
+00:17:39,347 --> 00:17:47,027
+當時，個天已經係傍晚嘞，見到康熙對住枱上一張大地圖，正在凝神思索。
+
+189
+00:17:47,731 --> 00:17:56,884
+公主話：皇帝哥哥，太后身子唔舒服，見佢唔到啊，過幾日我再嚟叩頭請安啦。
+
+190
+00:17:57,928 --> 00:18:01,802
+康熙岌一岌頭話：下次等佢傳見你再嚟啦。
+
+191
+00:18:02,357 --> 00:18:05,420
+講完，右手指住地圖問韋小寶話：
+
+192
+00:18:06,100 --> 00:18:11,368
+你哋喺貴州入雲南，不過喺廣西出嚟，噉邊條路容易行啲啊？
+
+193
+00:18:12,421 --> 00:18:15,307
+原來佢喺度參詳雲南嘅地形啊。
+
+194
+00:18:16,622 --> 00:18:24,995
+韋小寶話：雲南嘅山啊，好高㗎，無論喺貴州去又好，還是喺廣西去又好，都好難行嘅。
+
+195
+00:18:25,280 --> 00:18:29,973
+多數個山路呢唔能夠行車，公主啊坐轎，奴才就騎馬咯。
+
+196
+00:18:30,985 --> 00:18:37,924
+康熙岌一岌頭，忽然間，想起一件事佢就吩咐太監話：傳兵部車駕司郎中嚟。
+
+197
+00:18:38,580 --> 00:18:44,490
+佢擰轉頭對公主話：你返屋企啦，出嚟咗成日嘞，額駙喺度等你啊。
+
+198
+00:18:45,330 --> 00:18:49,074
+公主扁一扁個嘴話：佢先至唔等我啊。
+
+199
+00:18:50,128 --> 00:19:00,783
+佢其實有心等埋韋小寶一齊出宮，噉一路講多幾句説話呢都係好嘅噉，而家聽見皇帝傳見大臣，有國事諮詢，佢就話：
+
+200
+00:19:01,599 --> 00:19:09,662
+皇帝哥哥，都咁夜喇，你仲要操心國家大事，從前父皇就冇你咁勤勞政務嘅。
+
+201
+00:19:11,312 --> 00:19:16,403
+康熙嘅心一酸，諗起父皇孤零零喺五台山出家佢就話：
+
+202
+00:19:17,194 --> 00:19:23,274
+父皇聰明睿智，佢辦一個時辰嘅事，我三個時辰都辦唔完啊。
+
+203
+00:19:24,477 --> 00:19:29,343
+我聽大家都話，皇帝哥哥係天縱英明，曠古少有。
+
+204
+00:19:29,987 --> 00:19:35,306
+大家唔敢話你叻過父皇，就話係中國幾千年來少有嘅好皇帝啊。
+
+205
+00:19:36,383 --> 00:19:38,429
+中國歷來嘅好皇帝就多咯。
+
+206
+00:19:38,990 --> 00:19:48,009
+莫講話堯舜禹湯文武，三代以下，漢文帝、漢光武、唐太宗呢啲明主，真係令人羨慕啊。
+
+207
+00:19:49,559 --> 00:19:56,253
+公主見到康熙講説話嘅時候，仍然係目不轉睛噉睇住地圖，就唔敢多講嘞。
+
+208
+00:19:57,247 --> 00:20:06,430
+佢向韋小寶飛咗一眼，用手指向韋小寶指一指，又指一指自己，意思係話要佢時時嚟睇下自己。
+
+209
+00:20:06,999 --> 00:20:12,656
+韋小寶會意嘞，噉輕輕岌一下頭，噉公主向康熙行禮，告辭咗就出去嘞。
+
+210
+00:20:13,987 --> 00:20:16,944
+過咗一陣，康熙擔高頭佢話：
+
+211
+00:20:18,221 --> 00:20:24,583
+我哋做嗰啲大炮怕重過頭，大過頭，喺山路唔容易拖拉。
+
+212
+00:20:25,640 --> 00:20:30,215
+韋小寶噉先至明白康熙係要運大炮去雲南打吳三桂。
+
+213
+00:20:31,490 --> 00:20:36,284
+佢就話：係啊，奴才真係糊塗嘞，冇諗到呢一層添。
+
+214
+00:20:36,746 --> 00:20:42,457
+最好呢，係做多啲小炮，兩匹馬都拉得逳嘅，入雲南就方便得多嘞。
+
+215
+00:20:43,903 --> 00:20:52,549
+康熙話：山地會戰，唔能夠千軍萬馬噉一齊衝殺，步兵比馬兵更加緊要啊。
+
+216
+00:20:54,313 --> 00:21:05,158
+過咗冇幾耐，兵部車駕司三名滿族郎中、一名漢族郎中啊一齊嚟到，噉叩見完喇，康熙問佢哋啲馬匹準備得點啊噉。
+
+217
+00:21:07,131 --> 00:21:18,954
+兵部車駕司係主管驛遞同馬匹嘅事嘅，噉啊即刻詳細報告，話已經喺西域同蒙古，買咗幾多馬匹，喺關外又運到幾多馬匹。
+
+218
+00:21:19,407 --> 00:21:25,345
+目前，總共有八萬五千幾匹良馬，正在繼續購置飼養噉。
+
+219
+00:21:26,088 --> 00:21:28,850
+康熙聽咗好歡喜，嘉獎咗幾句。
+
+220
+00:21:29,442 --> 00:21:31,921
+噉四名郎中啊叩頭謝恩嘞。
+
+221
+00:21:32,715 --> 00:21:36,983
+嗱各位，欲知後事如何，且聽下回分解。

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+1
+00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,366
+前文再續啊書接上一回啊。
+
+2
+00:00:04,854 --> 00:00:11,170
+話說康熙傳咗兵部車駕司郎中嚟，問佢哋啲馬匹準備嘅情形。
+
+3
+00:00:11,918 --> 00:00:17,470
+車駕司郎中啊報告咗，康熙好歡喜，嘉獎咗佢哋幾句。
+
+4
+00:00:18,451 --> 00:00:20,761
+噉四名郎中啊叩頭謝恩嘞。
+
+5
+00:00:22,233 --> 00:00:24,253
+忽然間，韋小寶話：
+
+6
+00:00:24,951 --> 00:00:35,806
+皇上，聽講四川、雲南嘅馬匹同口外西域嘅馬唔同嘅，佢哋雖然細隻啲啊不過好有長力，擅長行山路，唔知係咪真嘅呢？
+
+7
+00:00:36,768 --> 00:00:39,400
+康熙問四名郎中話：真唔真啊？
+
+8
+00:00:40,372 --> 00:00:49,204
+嗰個漢族郎中話：回皇上，川馬滇馬耐勞負重，極有長力，行走山路確係好嘅。
+
+9
+00:00:49,705 --> 00:00:57,546
+但係喺平地上衝鋒陷陣，遠遠唔及口外同西域馬，因此軍隊係唔用川馬滇馬嘅。
+
+10
+00:00:58,720 --> 00:01:05,054
+康熙向韋小寶望咗一眼，問嗰個郎中話：我哋有幾多川馬滇馬啊？
+
+11
+00:01:06,124 --> 00:01:13,764
+回皇上，喺四川同雲南駐防軍隊裏便，川馬滇馬好多，其他地方就好少喇。
+
+12
+00:01:14,391 --> 00:01:16,893
+湖南駐防軍隊裏便有五百幾匹。
+
+13
+00:01:17,751 --> 00:01:20,353
+康熙岌一岌頭佢話：出去啦。
+
+14
+00:01:21,606 --> 00:01:25,277
+佢唔想向臣下洩漏佈置進攻雲南嘅用意。
+
+15
+00:01:26,674 --> 00:01:32,583
+等四名郎中退出之後，就同韋小寶話：好彩你提醒。
+
+16
+00:01:33,324 --> 00:01:36,987
+聽日就要下旨，要四川總督急速採辦川馬。
+
+17
+00:01:37,378 --> 00:01:40,246
+呢件事，要做得十分隱秘先至好啊。
+
+18
+00:01:41,274 --> 00:01:44,920
+韋小寶啊忽然笑起上嚟，神情非常得意。
+
+19
+00:01:45,682 --> 00:01:47,010
+康熙問佢笑乜嘢啦。
+
+20
+00:01:47,776 --> 00:01:55,912
+韋小寶話：吳額駙有批滇馬，啱啱喺雲南運嚟嘅，佢誇口話呢啲馬長力極之好。
+
+21
+00:01:56,081 --> 00:01:59,167
+奴才就唔信，約好同佢比賽一下。
+
+22
+00:01:59,399 --> 00:02:02,493
+滇馬係咪真係有長力呢等陣比賽過就知道嘞。
+
+23
+00:02:04,045 --> 00:02:07,560
+噉你又要同佢好好比賽下咯，點樣比賽法啊？
+
+24
+00:02:08,473 --> 00:02:12,490
+我哋講好喇，總共比賽十場，贏咗六場就算贏喇。
+
+25
+00:02:13,990 --> 00:02:18,667
+只係賽十場啊，未必真係能夠知道滇馬嘅好處嘅噃。
+
+26
+00:02:19,453 --> 00:02:21,470
+你知道佢有幾多匹滇馬運咗嚟啊？
+
+27
+00:02:22,663 --> 00:02:27,092
+我睇佢嘅馬廄裏頭呢，總有五六十匹嘅，都係新運到嘅。
+
+28
+00:02:28,001 --> 00:02:33,152
+噉你同佢賽五六十場啦，要鬥長路，最好係去西山，跑山路。
+
+29
+00:02:34,320 --> 00:02:37,180
+康熙見到韋小寶面色有啲古怪嘞就話：
+
+30
+00:02:37,668 --> 00:02:42,835
+你阿爺吖咁冇用嘅，嗱，如果輸咗，彩金我同你出就係喇。
+
+31
+00:02:43,801 --> 00:02:52,693
+韋小寶不便直白講畀皇帝聽，已經喺吳應熊嘅馬廄裏便做咗手腳，呢場比賽呢，自己已經贏咗九成九嘞。
+
+32
+00:02:53,792 --> 00:03:02,334
+但係一比賽完，皇帝睇見噉嘅結果，就以為滇馬唔中用，將來行軍打仗就怕誤咗大事嘞。
+
+33
+00:03:03,110 --> 00:03:06,961
+就微笑話：噉又唔係為咗彩金嘅。
+
+34
+00:03:07,921 --> 00:03:10,944
+康熙忽然間覺得奇怪起上嚟，佢話：
+
+35
+00:03:12,112 --> 00:03:17,749
+滇馬有長力，吳應熊呢個嘢運一大批滇馬嚟北京做咩嘢呢？
+
+36
+00:03:19,432 --> 00:03:22,800
+佢實係想出風頭唧，誇佢雲南嘅馬好咯。
+
+37
+00:03:23,942 --> 00:03:29,942
+唔係啊，呢個嘢，呢個嘢想逃跑啊！
+
+38
+00:03:31,092 --> 00:03:35,400
+韋小寶仲未明白噃，好奇怪噉問：逃跑？
+
+39
+00:03:36,081 --> 00:03:36,486
+係。
+
+40
+00:03:37,371 --> 00:03:37,970
+嚟人喇！
+
+41
+00:03:38,792 --> 00:03:46,706
+康熙吩咐太監話：立即傳旨，緊閉九門，邊個都唔准出城，再傳額駙吳應熊入宮嚟見朕。
+
+42
+00:03:47,437 --> 00:03:49,739
+幾名太監應咗就出去傳旨嘞。
+
+43
+00:03:50,862 --> 00:03:57,251
+韋小寶話：皇上，你話吳應熊咁大膽，竟然要逃跑啊？
+
+44
+00:03:59,013 --> 00:04:07,278
+但願我嘅估計唔準確啦，否則，即刻就要對吳三桂用兵，不過呢個時候我哋仲未曾佈置好啊。
+
+45
+00:04:08,139 --> 00:04:11,430
+我哋未佈置好啫，吳三桂亦未必佈置好啊。
+
+46
+00:04:12,226 --> 00:04:18,241
+唔係啊，吳三桂仲未到雲南就已經招兵買馬，立心造反嘞。
+
+47
+00:04:19,059 --> 00:04:25,236
+佢已經搞咗十幾年，我呢，卻係喺呢一兩年先至着手大舉部署嘅啫。
+
+48
+00:04:26,513 --> 00:04:31,442
+不過皇上英明智慧，部署一年，就頂得吳三桂部署二十年喇。
+
+49
+00:04:32,542 --> 00:04:39,429
+康熙遞起隻腳向佢虛踢一腳笑住話：我踢你一腳，頂得吳三桂嗰個老嘢踢你二十腳啊。
+
+50
+00:04:40,233 --> 00:04:49,117
+小桂子，你唔好睇輕吳三桂，呢個老嘢好會用兵打仗，李自成咁厲害嘞，都畀佢打垮。
+
+51
+00:04:50,111 --> 00:04:52,730
+朝廷裏便冇一個將軍係佢對手。
+
+52
+00:04:54,035 --> 00:04:58,904
+噉我哋以多為勝，皇上派十個將軍出去，十個打鬼佢一個咯。
+
+53
+00:04:59,871 --> 00:05:02,682
+噉亦要有個能幹嘅大元帥至得㗎嘛。
+
+54
+00:05:03,206 --> 00:05:08,190
+我手下如果有個徐達、常遇春或者係沐英噉我就唔使擔心嘞。
+
+55
+00:05:08,870 --> 00:05:12,712
+皇上御駕親征啦，就叻過徐達、常遇春、沐英嘞。
+
+56
+00:05:13,121 --> 00:05:16,466
+當年明太祖打陳友諒啊，佢亦係御駕親征嘅。
+
+57
+00:05:17,652 --> 00:05:22,357
+你托大腳就容易咯，講咩腰腎魚湯英明智慧。
+
+58
+00:05:23,182 --> 00:05:26,812
+真嘅英明，第一，就要有自知之明。
+
+59
+00:05:27,301 --> 00:05:29,604
+行軍打仗非同小可。
+
+60
+00:05:30,240 --> 00:05:33,864
+我從來都冇打過仗，點能夠係吳三桂嘅對手呢？
+
+61
+00:05:34,611 --> 00:05:38,797
+幾十萬兵馬，一下指揮失當就不免一敗塗地。
+
+62
+00:05:39,433 --> 00:05:45,032
+前明土木堡之變，皇帝信咗太監王振嘅説話，御駕親征。
+
+63
+00:05:45,619 --> 00:05:52,428
+搞到幾十萬大軍，都畀嗰個太監糊里糊塗噉搞到全軍覆沒，連皇帝都畀敵人捉咗去。
+
+64
+00:05:53,182 --> 00:05:56,158
+哎呀皇上啊，奴才呢個太監係假㗎咋。
+
+65
+00:05:56,844 --> 00:06:05,801
+哈哈哈哈，你唔使咁怕，就算你呢個太監係真嘅，我又唔係前明英宗噉嘅昏君，會畀你亂咁嚟咩？
+
+66
+00:06:06,693 --> 00:06:15,617
+冇錯喇，皇上神機妙算，非同小可，呢大戲裏頭係有得講㗎叫做，哈叫做乜乜之中，乜乜千里之外噉嘅。
+
+67
+00:06:16,311 --> 00:06:19,743
+呵呵呵，呢句嘢太過難學嘞，唔教你嘞。
+
+68
+00:06:20,326 --> 00:06:26,127
+噉傾咗輪偈，太監嚟報告話，九門提督已經奉旨關閉城門嘞。
+
+69
+00:06:26,753 --> 00:06:31,073
+康熙正話稍為放心啲啦，另外一名太監跟住嚟稟奏話：
+
+70
+00:06:32,141 --> 00:06:37,785
+額駙出城打獵未返嚟，城門已經關閉，唔能夠出城宣召啊。
+
+71
+00:06:38,760 --> 00:06:43,347
+康熙一拍張枱企起身話：果然走咗，建寧公主呢？
+
+72
+00:06:44,299 --> 00:06:48,898
+嗰個太監話：回皇上，公主殿下仲喺宮裏便。
+
+73
+00:06:49,653 --> 00:06:53,089
+呢個吳應熊吖，一啲夫妻情分都冇。
+
+74
+00:06:54,512 --> 00:06:58,256
+韋小寶話：皇上，奴才而家就去追嗰個嘢返嚟。
+
+75
+00:06:58,798 --> 00:07:03,988
+佢講好今日要同奴才賽馬嘅，忽然間出城打獵，的確唔對路啊。
+
+76
+00:07:04,942 --> 00:07:08,794
+康熙問嗰個太監話：額駙幾時出城㗎？
+
+77
+00:07:09,642 --> 00:07:17,247
+回皇上，奴才去額駙府宣旨，額駙府嘅總管話，今朝一早，額駙就出城去打獵喇。
+
+78
+00:07:18,552 --> 00:07:28,720
+哼，嗰個嘢一定係今朝早得到尚可喜、耿精忠奉旨撤藩嘅消息，估計佢老豆即時要造反，就趕快鬆人。
+
+79
+00:07:30,003 --> 00:07:34,960
+康熙擰轉頭對韋小寶話：佢已經走咗幾個時辰追唔到佢喇。
+
+80
+00:07:36,358 --> 00:07:41,582
+佢喺雲南運咗幾十匹滇馬嚟，就係要一路換馬趯返去昆明啊。
+
+81
+00:07:42,731 --> 00:07:50,652
+韋小寶諗：皇上真係料事如神啊，一聽到佢運咗大批滇馬嚟，就估到佢要逃走嘞。
+
+82
+00:07:51,750 --> 00:07:55,003
+眼見康熙面色唔好，唔敢亂托大腳。
+
+83
+00:07:55,811 --> 00:08:01,977
+佢忽然間想起一件事就話：皇上望安，奴才或者有法子捉嗰個嘢返嚟嘅。
+
+84
+00:08:02,920 --> 00:08:04,843
+你有咩法子啊？亂咁噏。
+
+85
+00:08:05,189 --> 00:08:11,181
+如果滇馬真係有長力，佢離開北京一遠，喬裝改扮，就點都追唔翻㗎嘞。
+
+86
+00:08:12,412 --> 00:08:20,947
+韋小寶啊唔知馬夫頭頭係咪已經畀咗巴豆過吳應熊嗰批滇馬食，所以呢，就唔敢喺皇帝面前誇下海口。
+
+87
+00:08:21,618 --> 00:08:28,344
+佢就話：食君之祿忠君之事吖嘛，奴才而家去追下，真係追唔上咯都冇法子啦。
+
+88
+00:08:29,220 --> 00:08:29,644
+好！
+
+89
+00:08:30,344 --> 00:08:38,150
+康熙攞起筆好快就寫咗一道上諭，扱咗玉璽，命令九門提督開城門，放韋小寶出去。
+
+90
+00:08:38,443 --> 00:08:44,902
+佢話：你帶多啲驍騎營軍士去，吳應熊如果敢拒捕，就逳手同佢打過啦。
+
+91
+00:08:45,467 --> 00:08:48,418
+講完，將調兵嘅金符交咗畀佢。
+
+92
+00:08:49,009 --> 00:08:50,864
+韋小寶話：得令！
+
+93
+00:08:51,148 --> 00:08:53,979
+接咗上諭，就向宮外飛奔出去嘞。
+
+94
+00:08:55,292 --> 00:09:02,649
+公主正在喺皇宮門口等佢，見到佢快步跑出嚟就叫佢話：小桂子，你做咩嘢啊？
+
+95
+00:09:03,267 --> 00:09:06,862
+韋小寶話：不得了啊不得了啊，你老公趯咗更啊。
+
+96
+00:09:07,342 --> 00:09:09,846
+一步都冇停，反而跑得更快嘞。
+
+97
+00:09:10,613 --> 00:09:14,880
+公主又鬧佢話：死太監你嘩冇釐規矩，快啲企喺處。
+
+98
+00:09:15,622 --> 00:09:21,080
+我同公主捉老公啊，赴湯蹈火，在所不辭，披星戴月，馬不停蹄啊。
+
+99
+00:09:22,037 --> 00:09:24,670
+胡言亂語早就去到遠遠嘞。
+
+100
+00:09:26,481 --> 00:09:30,878
+韋小寶出到皇宮之外，上咗馬，飛馳回府。
+
+101
+00:09:31,496 --> 00:09:41,012
+只見趙良棟陪住張勇等三個人喺花廳飲酒，立即轉身，召咗幾十名親兵嚟，捉咗張勇佢哋三個人。
+
+102
+00:09:41,695 --> 00:09:46,833
+張勇話：請問都統大人，小將等犯咗咩嘢罪啊？
+
+103
+00:09:48,253 --> 00:09:52,273
+韋小寶話：有上諭喺度，唔得閒同你講咁多啊。
+
+104
+00:09:52,398 --> 00:09:57,899
+講完，將揸住喺手嘅上諭揚咗一揚，跟住就一連串噉下令嘞。
+
+105
+00:09:58,638 --> 00:10:04,992
+調驍騎營軍士一千人、御前侍衞五十人，立即嚟府前聽令，預備馬匹。
+
+106
+00:10:05,601 --> 00:10:07,146
+噉親兵接咗令呢就去嘞。
+
+107
+00:10:08,132 --> 00:10:16,659
+韋小寶對趙良棟話：趙總兵，吳應熊嗰個嘢趯咗更啊，吳三桂要起兵造反，我哋快啲出城去追啦。
+
+108
+00:10:17,628 --> 00:10:21,883
+趙良棟話：嗰個嘢真係大膽嘞，卑職聽由差遣。
+
+109
+00:10:22,773 --> 00:10:28,917
+張勇、王進寶、孫思克三個人大吃一驚，你望我我望你。
+
+110
+00:10:29,588 --> 00:10:32,412
+韋小寶對親兵話：看實呢三個人。
+
+111
+00:10:32,633 --> 00:10:33,673
+趙總兵，我哋走。
+
+112
+00:10:34,799 --> 00:10:43,128
+張勇話喇：韋都統，我哋係西涼人，做嘅係大清嘅官，從來都唔係平西王嘅嫡系。
+
+113
+00:10:43,773 --> 00:10:50,393
+我哋三個人以前喺甘肅做武官，收尾先至調到雲南當差，一直受吳三桂排擠。
+
+114
+00:10:51,338 --> 00:10:57,806
+佢調卑職三個人離開雲南，就係明知我哋三個人唔肯附逆，怕扠𢰸佢嘅大事啊。
+
+115
+00:10:58,772 --> 00:11:02,792
+韋小寶話：我點知你講嘅説話係真定係假㗎。
+
+116
+00:11:03,445 --> 00:11:10,756
+孫思克話：吳三桂舊年要殺我，全靠張提督力保，卑職先至保住個人頭。
+
+117
+00:11:10,942 --> 00:11:13,162
+個心啊真係嬲到嗰個老嘢入骨啊。
+
+118
+00:11:14,283 --> 00:11:20,372
+張勇話：卑職三個人，如果同吳應熊係同謀，點解又唔一齊逃走呢？
+
+119
+00:11:21,311 --> 00:11:24,947
+韋小寶諗呢句説話亦講得幾啱，佢沉吟話：
+
+120
+00:11:25,671 --> 00:11:30,146
+好，你哋係唔係同吳三桂一路，等陣再詳細審問啦。
+
+121
+00:11:30,581 --> 00:11:32,784
+趙總兵，追人緊要啊我哋走罷啦。
+
+122
+00:11:33,429 --> 00:11:39,896
+張勇話：都統大人，王副將善於觀察馬跡，滇馬嘅蹄形佢一睇就知。
+
+123
+00:11:41,282 --> 00:11:44,628
+韋小寶岌頭話：呢種本事好有用。
+
+124
+00:11:45,364 --> 00:11:50,716
+不過帶埋你哋去，喺半路如果你搞起鬼上嚟，老子唔係上咗你大當？
+
+125
+00:11:51,418 --> 00:11:58,064
+孫思克高聲話：都統大人，你將小將綁喺呢處，帶埋張提督同王副將去追。
+
+126
+00:11:59,382 --> 00:12:03,632
+佢兩個人如果有咩咿逳，你返嚟一刀將小將殺咗就係嘞。
+
+127
+00:12:04,277 --> 00:12:08,665
+好，你夠義氣，呢件事呢我都揸唔定主意嘅。
+
+128
+00:12:09,162 --> 00:12:18,382
+嚟嚟嚟，張提督，我同你擲三手骰仔，如果你贏，就聽晒你嘅，如果我贏呢，就唯有借三位人頭嚟使下嘞。
+
+129
+00:12:19,658 --> 00:12:24,242
+佢都唔等張勇出聲啊，即刻就話：嚟人啊，攞骰仔嚟。
+
+130
+00:12:25,168 --> 00:12:30,291
+王進寶話：小將身邊有骰仔，你放開我，小將同你賭就係嘞。
+
+131
+00:12:31,339 --> 00:12:35,182
+韋小寶好奇怪噃，噉啊吩咐親兵同佢鬆綁。
+
+132
+00:12:35,689 --> 00:12:41,839
+王進寶喺袋攞咗三粒骰仔出嚟，嚓一下擲喺台上便，手法非常熟練。
+
+133
+00:12:42,649 --> 00:12:46,640
+韋小寶又問嘞：乜你身邊，點會帶埋骰仔嘅？
+
+134
+00:12:47,852 --> 00:12:51,472
+小將生平啊最鐘意賭，骰仔係隨身帶嘅。
+
+135
+00:12:51,917 --> 00:12:54,897
+如果冇人同我賭咯，自己左手同右手賭咯。
+
+136
+00:12:55,768 --> 00:12:59,285
+自己左手同右手賭啊，噉輸贏點計啊？
+
+137
+00:12:59,991 --> 00:13:05,634
+左手輸咗，右手啊打左手一拳；右手輸咗呢，就左手打右手一拳咯。
+
+138
+00:13:05,926 --> 00:13:11,699
+哈哈哈哈哈，哎呀過癮啊過癮啊，老兄同我真係志同道合��，一定係好人。
+
+139
+00:13:12,077 --> 00:13:14,845
+嚟，將嗰兩位將軍都放咗佢。
+
+140
+00:13:15,365 --> 00:13:22,131
+王副將，我同你擲三手骰仔，無論係輸定贏，你哋都跟埋我去追吳應熊啦。
+
+141
+00:13:22,593 --> 00:13:26,480
+如果係我贏喇，先頭得罪咗三位呢件事，噉就算數啦。
+
+142
+00:13:26,831 --> 00:13:30,532
+如果係你贏呢，我就同三位叩頭賠罪。
+
+143
+00:13:31,482 --> 00:13:36,269
+張勇等三人哈哈大笑都話：噉就唔敢當，噉就唔敢當。
+
+144
+00:13:37,273 --> 00:13:47,687
+韋小寶攞起骰仔，正話要擲，親兵入嚟稟報話，驍騎營軍士，同御前侍衞都已經聚集好喇，喺府外聽候命令。
+
+145
+00:13:48,269 --> 00:13:52,375
+韋小寶收起骰仔，佢話：事不宜遲，我哋追人緊要啊。
+
+146
+00:13:52,686 --> 00:13:54,131
+四位將軍，一齊去啦。
+
+147
+00:13:55,423 --> 00:14:03,366
+帶埋張勇、趙良棟等四人，點齊驍騎營軍士同御前侍衞，向南出城就追吳應熊嘞。
+
+148
+00:14:05,141 --> 00:14:11,416
+王進寶喺前便帶路，追咗幾里，噉啊落馬睇下路上嘅馬蹄印，佢話：
+
+149
+00:14:12,472 --> 00:14:17,448
+都統大人，好奇怪啊，呢行人，屈咗向東便走嘞噃。
+
+150
+00:14:18,839 --> 00:14:24,347
+噉就奇怪嘞，佢趯翻去雲南應該向南行至係㗎。
+
+151
+00:14:24,933 --> 00:14:27,010
+好，大家向東面追。
+
+152
+00:14:28,646 --> 00:14:34,713
+趙良棟個心思疑嘞佢諗：向東逃跑？太過冇道理吖。
+
+153
+00:14:35,423 --> 00:14:39,776
+唔通王進寶故意引我哋行錯路，等吳應熊逃走？
+
+154
+00:14:40,479 --> 00:14:45,661
+佢就話：都統大人，好唔好由小將另外帶一路人馬向南面追啊？
+
+155
+00:14:46,632 --> 00:14:50,467
+韋小寶睇咗王進寶一眼，見佢唔高興就話：
+
+156
+00:14:50,760 --> 00:14:53,141
+唔使喇，大家由王副將帶路啦。
+
+157
+00:14:53,434 --> 00:14:55,842
+滇馬係佢養嘅，佢唔會認錯嘅。
+
+158
+00:14:56,402 --> 00:15:00,655
+佢吩咐親兵，攞兵器嚟，畀張勇佢哋三個人挑選。
+
+159
+00:15:01,809 --> 00:15:04,012
+張勇攞咗一把大刀，佢話：
+
+160
+00:15:04,684 --> 00:15:09,421
+都統大人年紀雖然係輕啊，但係胸懷真係了不起。
+
+161
+00:15:10,291 --> 00:15:19,071
+我哋係喺雲南嚟嘅軍官，而家吳三桂造反，都統大人居然對我哋推心置腹，一啲都唔疑心啊。
+
+162
+00:15:20,708 --> 00:15:23,584
+韋小寶笑住話：你又唔使誇獎我。
+
+163
+00:15:23,949 --> 00:15:28,148
+我而家呢係落注賭錢，所有銀兩買晒一飯。
+
+164
+00:15:28,362 --> 00:15:32,931
+贏就大贏，既捉到吳應熊又交咗你哋三位好朋友。
+
+165
+00:15:33,434 --> 00:15:37,237
+輸就輸清光，至多唔係畀你一刀斬咗。
+
+166
+00:15:38,011 --> 00:15:40,000
+張勇歡喜到乜嘢噉佢話：
+
+167
+00:15:40,452 --> 00:15:44,482
+我哋西涼嘅好漢，最鐘意結交英雄好漢㗎嘞。
+
+168
+00:15:44,909 --> 00:15:49,662
+承蒙韋都統睇得起，我張勇呢一世人，為你賣命。
+
+169
+00:15:50,178 --> 00:15:53,840
+講完，掟咗把刀喺地，向韋小寶跪低就拜。
+
+170
+00:15:54,750 --> 00:15:57,742
+王進寶同孫思克跟住跪低叩頭。
+
+171
+00:15:58,526 --> 00:16:01,803
+韋小寶跳落馬，喺大路上跪低還禮。
+
+172
+00:16:02,492 --> 00:16:06,283
+噉四個人拜完喇，企起身，相對哈哈大笑啊。
+
+173
+00:16:06,865 --> 00:16:11,129
+韋小寶話：趙總兵，你都請過嚟大家拜一拜啦。
+
+174
+00:16:12,071 --> 00:16:16,332
+今後就好似結成咗兄弟噉，有福同享有難同當。
+
+175
+00:16:17,376 --> 00:16:23,902
+趙良棟話：我信唔過呢個王副將，等佢捉到吳應熊嘞，我再嚟同佢結拜啦。
+
+176
+00:16:24,701 --> 00:16:31,504
+王進寶嬲嘞：我官階雖然係低，不過亦係條好漢，好稀罕同你結拜啊？
+
+177
+00:16:32,011 --> 00:16:35,610
+講完跳翻上馬，飛跑向前就追蹤而去嘞。
+
+178
+00:16:37,770 --> 00:16:45,911
+話説一行人向東面跑咗十幾里，王進寶啊跳落馬，仔細睇下路上嘅蹄印同埋馬屎。
+
+179
+00:16:46,752 --> 00:16:51,092
+佢皺住眉頭話：奇怪，奇怪嘞。
+
+180
+00:16:51,831 --> 00:16:54,227
+張勇連忙問佢：點啊，吓？
+
+181
+00:16:55,072 --> 00:17:02,970
+王進寶話：啲馬屎又稀又爛，唔知咩緣故呢？唔似係我哋滇馬嘅馬屎啊。
+
+182
+00:17:03,963 --> 00:17:07,060
+韋小寶一聽就歡喜嘞，哈哈大笑佢話：
+
+183
+00:17:07,557 --> 00:17:13,475
+噉就啱喇，貨真價實童叟無欺，呢啲啊，的的確確係吳應熊嘅馬隊。
+
+184
+00:17:14,430 --> 00:17:20,511
+王進寶沉吟話：馬蹄印係冇錯㗎，就係馬屎太過奇怪唧。
+
+185
+00:17:20,964 --> 00:17:22,934
+唔奇怪，一啲都唔奇怪。
+
+186
+00:17:23,308 --> 00:17:29,273
+滇馬嚟到北京呢水土不服，一定要屙爛屎，總係要屙到七八日先至好嘅。
+
+187
+00:17:29,691 --> 00:17:32,850
+只要馬屎係又稀又爛，噉一定係滇馬喇。
+
+188
+00:17:33,848 --> 00:17:44,240
+王進寶睇咗佢一眼，見佢神情神神秘秘，似笑非笑，不由得將信將疑，就繼續向前追蹤。
+
+189
+00:17:45,471 --> 00:17:49,326
+又跑咗一陣，見馬蹄印呢屈向東南。
+
+190
+00:17:50,434 --> 00:17:57,200
+張勇話：都統大人，吳應熊要逃跑去天津衛，由塘沽出海啊。
+
+191
+00:17:57,953 --> 00:18:06,043
+佢喺海邊一定預備咗船隻，由海路去廣西，再轉去雲南，以免喺路上畀官兵攔截啊。
+
+192
+00:18:06,946 --> 00:18:16,127
+冇錯，由北京去昆明十萬八千里咁遠，隨時隨刻都會畀官兵攔住，仲係由海路去平安得多嘞。
+
+193
+00:18:17,610 --> 00:18:19,129
+我哋要快啲追至得。
+
+194
+00:18:19,667 --> 00:18:20,327
+點解呢？
+
+195
+00:18:20,851 --> 00:18:27,054
+由京城到海邊，不過係幾百里路，佢不必體恤馬力，大可以搏命快跑嘅。
+
+196
+00:18:27,739 --> 00:18:32,190
+啱，張大哥料事如神，果然係大將之才啊。
+
+197
+00:18:33,421 --> 00:18:37,866
+張勇聽佢改口稱呼自己做大哥，個心啊更加歡喜嘞。
+
+198
+00:18:38,768 --> 00:18:49,062
+韋小寶即時傳令，命令一隊驍騎營加急奔馳，去塘沽口水師傳令封鎖海口，所有船隻唔准出海。
+
+199
+00:18:49,748 --> 00:18:52,277
+一名佐領接咗將令就帶兵去咗嘞。
+
+200
+00:18:53,528 --> 00:18:58,106
+過咗冇幾耐，只見路邊有隻馬死咗，係滇馬。
+
+201
+00:18:58,786 --> 00:19:04,178
+張勇好高興噉話：都統大人，王副將追呢條路果然冇錯啊。
+
+202
+00:19:05,370 --> 00:19:09,962
+王進寶卻係愁眉苦面，神情非常之煩惱。
+
+203
+00:19:10,353 --> 00:19:14,473
+韋小寶話：王三哥，你為咩事唔開心啊？
+
+204
+00:19:15,401 --> 00:19:20,526
+王進寶個心諗：我又唔係排第三嘅，點解叫我做三哥呢？
+
+205
+00:19:21,819 --> 00:19:31,150
+就話：小將養呢啲滇馬，每一匹都係千中選一嘅良駒，點解又屙爛屎，又喺路上倒斃呢？
+
+206
+00:19:32,121 --> 00:19:36,710
+就算吳應熊搏命咁催趕啊，啲馬匹亦唔會咁論盡㗎。
+
+207
+00:19:37,075 --> 00:19:39,820
+哎呀，真係可惜，真係可惜。
+
+208
+00:19:40,991 --> 00:19:46,972
+韋小寶知道佢愛馬，當然就唔敢提偷偷喂巴豆嘅事嘞，佢話：
+
+209
+00:19:47,741 --> 00:19:57,129
+吳應熊呢個嘢啊，只係顧住逃命，跑死咗咁多好馬，嘥晒王三哥一片心血，嘿豈有此理，呢個嘢啊，都唔係人生嘅。
+
+210
+00:19:58,278 --> 00:20:03,410
+王進寶話：都統大人點解叫小將做王三哥啊？真係唔敢當。
+
+211
+00:20:04,367 --> 00:20:14,940
+哦，噉嘅，張大哥、趙二哥、王三哥、孫四哥，我啊睇邊位嘅鬍鬚白啲呢，就算佢年紀大啲啦。
+
+212
+00:20:15,811 --> 00:20:17,086
+原來係噉嘅。
+
+213
+00:20:17,432 --> 00:20:24,287
+吳三桂一家人啊冇一個係好種，當兵嘅唔愛馬，總係冇好下場嘅，唉。
+
+214
+00:20:26,241 --> 00:20:32,173
+行咗幾里路，又見三匹馬倒斃喺路邊，越行死馬就越多。
+
+215
+00:20:33,002 --> 00:20:38,853
+張勇忽然間話：都統大人，吳應熊嘅馬食錯咗嘢，跑唔逳嘞。
+
+216
+00:20:39,573 --> 00:20:42,572
+不過要提防佢落咗馬趯入鄉村躲避噃。
+
+217
+00:20:44,083 --> 00:20:48,242
+張大哥睇乜嘢事都早一步嘅，兄弟佩服之至啊。
+
+218
+00:20:48,816 --> 00:20:52,543
+韋小寶即時傳令驍騎營，分開包抄上去。
+
+219
+00:20:53,641 --> 00:20:58,083
+果然再追咗幾里路，北便一隊驍騎營大聲歡呼話：
+
+220
+00:20:58,466 --> 00:21:02,540
+捉住咗吳應熊喇，捉住咗吳應熊喇！
+
+221
+00:21:03,064 --> 00:21:07,482
+嗱各位，欲知後事如何，且聽下回分解。

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+1
+00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,876
+前文再續啊書接上一回啊。
+
+2
+00:00:04,462 --> 00:00:15,320
+話説韋小寶一彪人馬，再追咗幾里路，北便一隊驍騎營啊大聲歡呼話：捉住吳應熊喇，捉住吳應熊喇！
+
+3
+00:00:16,340 --> 00:00:26,462
+韋小寶等人啊歡喜到極，噉跟住聲趕過去，遠遠望見大路旁邊嘅麥田裏便，幾百名驍騎營軍士圍成一個圈。
+
+4
+00:00:27,702 --> 00:00:32,848
+呢一帶啊，尋日啱啱落咗場雨，麥田裏便啊好泥濘嘅。
+
+5
+00:00:33,681 --> 00:00:39,422
+韋小寶佢哋跑馬埋去，噉眾軍士呢已經押住滿身泥污幾個人行過嚟。
+
+6
+00:00:40,004 --> 00:00:51,223
+行先嘅，係吳應熊啊，不過係換咗服裝，着到好似個街市仔噉，一啲都唔似係個雍容華貴嘅金馬玉堂人物。
+
+7
+00:00:52,330 --> 00:00:58,030
+韋小寶跳落馬向佢請咗個安，笑住話：額駙爺，你做戲啊？
+
+8
+00:00:58,093 --> 00:01:04,802
+吖啱喇，皇上忽然間心血來潮，要想睇戲喎，噉吩咐小人嚟請你。
+
+9
+00:01:05,393 --> 00:01:09,486
+你而家就去演畀皇上睇啦，嗨真係啱晒款喇，哈哈哈哈。
+
+10
+00:01:09,602 --> 00:01:16,197
+你扮嘅係乞衣吖，噉唔係金玉奴棒打薄情郎裏便嗰個莫稽？哈哈。
+
+11
+00:01:17,303 --> 00:01:23,758
+吳應熊早就驚到全身發抖，聽住韋小寶取笑佢一句説話都答唔出嘞。
+
+12
+00:01:25,474 --> 00:01:33,226
+韋小寶興高采烈，押住吳應熊返北京，噉嚟到皇宮嘅時候呢，已經係第二日中午嘞。
+
+13
+00:01:34,097 --> 00:01:38,946
+康熙已經得到御前侍衞飛馬報知，噉立即傳見。
+
+14
+00:01:39,661 --> 00:01:43,429
+韋小寶泥塵滿面，故意唔抹佢啊。
+
+15
+00:01:44,234 --> 00:01:52,745
+康熙一見，自不然覺得此人忠心辦事啊勞苦功高到極啦，就伸手拍下佢膊頭笑住問：
+
+16
+00:01:53,110 --> 00:01:58,806
+叉叉叉你，小桂子，你到底有咩嘢本事，居然將吳應熊捉咗返嚟㗎？
+
+17
+00:01:59,976 --> 00:02:04,142
+韋小寶唔隱瞞嘞，就將毒馬嘅詭計講出嚟佢話：
+
+18
+00:02:04,787 --> 00:02:14,566
+奴才本來只係想贏佢一萬兩銀，等佢唔敢誇口，噉同時呢，奴才有錢使咯，同皇上出差去辦事嘅時候呢亦唔使貪污啦噉。
+
+19
+00:02:15,113 --> 00:02:22,141
+點知皇上洪福齊天，噉奴才胡鬧一番，居然都令到吳三桂嘅奸計唔能夠得逞喎。
+
+20
+00:02:22,515 --> 00:02:25,983
+可見呢個老嘢啊如果要造反，佢實輸無疑嘅。
+
+21
+00:02:26,844 --> 00:02:36,618
+康熙哈哈大笑，覺得呢件事呢，真係冥冥中似乎有天意噉，自己嘅福氣確實好大啊，就笑住話：
+
+22
+00:02:37,413 --> 00:02:42,148
+我係有福嘅天子，你呢係福將，好喇，返去休息啦。
+
+23
+00:02:43,082 --> 00:02:48,050
+吳應熊呢個嘢啊，已經交咗畀御前侍衞看管，聽由聖意處分嘞。
+
+24
+00:02:48,906 --> 00:02:56,399
+嗯，我哋暫時不動聲色，仍然放佢返去額駙府，睇下吳三桂有咩動靜。
+
+25
+00:02:57,119 --> 00:03:03,667
+最好佢知道個仔畀我捉咗翻嚟嘞，我又唔殺佢，從此就感恩起嚟，就唔再造反啦。
+
+26
+00:03:04,493 --> 00:03:07,770
+係，皇上寬宏大量，腰腎魚湯啊。
+
+27
+00:03:09,494 --> 00:03:16,519
+你派一隊驍騎營，前後把守額駙府門，有人出入，要仔細啲盤查。
+
+28
+00:03:17,557 --> 00:03:21,301
+佢府裏便嘅騾馬，都拉晒出嚟，一匹不留。
+
+29
+00:03:22,419 --> 00:03:24,903
+康熙講一句，韋小寶就應一句。
+
+30
+00:03:25,766 --> 00:03:36,540
+康熙話：呢次嘅有功人員你開張單嚟，各有升賞，連嗰個放巴豆嘅馬夫頭頭，亦賞個官仔佢做下，哈哈哈哈哈哈。
+
+31
+00:03:37,534 --> 00:03:45,739
+韋小寶跪低謝恩，將張勇、趙良棟、王進寶、孫思克四個人嘅名講咗，又話：
+
+32
+00:03:46,791 --> 00:03:58,638
+張勇等三將係雲南嘅將領，但係亦都明白效忠皇上，出力去捉吳應熊，可見吳三桂如果想造反啊，佢部下嘅將官，必定紛紛投降啫。
+
+33
+00:04:00,163 --> 00:04:03,680
+張勇同嗰兩員副將唔肯附逆，噉啊好極嘞。
+
+34
+00:04:04,748 --> 00:04:12,077
+張勇本來係甘肅嘅提督，另外嗰兩員副將，多數都唔係吳三桂嘅舊部嘅。
+
+35
+00:04:12,534 --> 00:04:13,782
+皇上聖明啊。
+
+36
+00:04:14,466 --> 00:04:20,013
+韋小寶出咗皇宮，親自將吳應熊押翻去額駙府，佢話：
+
+37
+00:04:20,623 --> 00:04:26,828
+駙馬爺，我喺皇上面前同你講咗唔少好話，噉先至保住你嘅人頭。
+
+38
+00:04:27,611 --> 00:04:30,868
+你下次再逃走啊就連我個人頭都保唔住㗎喇。
+
+39
+00:04:31,801 --> 00:04:35,508
+吳應熊啊一味多謝，之個心呢就不停咁鬧。
+
+40
+00:04:36,728 --> 00:04:42,453
+只係幾十匹好馬點解半路連氣倒斃，搞到功敗垂成呢？
+
+41
+00:04:43,315 --> 00:04:45,313
+呢條道理就始��唔明嘞。
+
+42
+00:04:46,954 --> 00:04:54,243
+幾日之後，聖旨落嚟嘞，對韋小寶、張勇等，獎勉一番，噉啊各升咗一級。
+
+43
+00:04:55,227 --> 00:05:05,092
+康熙又唔想咁張揚，以致激到吳三桂叛變，因此喺聖旨裏便呢只係含含糊糊，只係話各人辦事得力噉唧。
+
+44
+00:05:06,802 --> 00:05:19,812
+吳應熊呢次一逃走啊，康熙估計吳三桂造反呢已經迫在眉睫，噉啊總算將吳應熊捉咗翻嚟，使到佢心有所忌，或者能夠將造反嘅事慢一慢。
+
+45
+00:05:20,793 --> 00:05:28,457
+康熙呢一排調兵遣將，做炮買馬十分忙碌，只係庫房嘅銀兩呢有啲唔夠嘞。
+
+46
+00:05:29,101 --> 00:05:37,937
+如果三藩一齊造反，再加埋台灣、蒙古、西藏三笪地方，噉啊同時要對付六處兵馬；
+
+47
+00:05:38,284 --> 00:05:47,261
+嗰陣時軍費使用啊就好似流水一樣，支付實在唔容易啊，所以只要慢得一日，就多一日嚟到籌備糧餉。
+
+48
+00:05:49,294 --> 00:05:59,266
+康熙嘅心諗：好彩韋小寶破咗神龍島，又籠絡咗羅剎國唧，神龍島都話唔緊要啊，羅剎國呢確實係個大敵人。
+
+49
+00:06:00,362 --> 00:06:04,712
+韋小寶此人不學無術，不過呢係一員福將。
+
+50
+00:06:05,313 --> 00:06:10,867
+噉於是，落咗一道上諭，派佢前赴揚州，建造忠烈祠。
+
+51
+00:06:12,001 --> 00:06:21,433
+暗中囑咐佢，南下嘅時候繞道河南，剿滅王屋山司徒伯雷嘅匪幫，剷除身邊嘅心腹之患。
+
+52
+00:06:22,414 --> 00:06:27,824
+韋小寶啊奏請張勇等四將撥歸麾下，康熙當然准奏嘞。
+
+53
+00:06:28,722 --> 00:06:40,573
+噉呢一日，韋小寶帶埋張勇等四將正話要起行，忽然間施瑯、黃甫，以及天地會嘅徐天川、風際中等人一齊嚟到喎。
+
+54
+00:06:40,903 --> 00:06:43,418
+一見面，大家都歡喜到不得了。
+
+55
+00:06:44,511 --> 00:06:58,310
+原來韋小寶中咗洪教主嘅美人計被擒，施瑯佢哋呢，就唔係唔敢返嚟噃，而係每日都坐住戰艦，喺各處海島尋找，希望能夠救翻韋小寶。
+
+56
+00:06:59,222 --> 00:07:06,106
+徐天川等人啊仲分頭去遼東、直隸、山東三省嘅沿海同陸上尋訪。
+
+57
+00:07:06,831 --> 00:07:11,760
+噉直到接到韋小寶喺北京發出嚟嘅消息，噉先至返嚟北京相會。
+
+58
+00:07:12,830 --> 00:07:18,321
+韋小寶啊當然唔講被擒嘅醜事啦，胡言亂語噉掩飾一番。
+
+59
+00:07:19,060 --> 00:07:22,989
+施瑯等人雖然唔係好信啊，不過亦唔敢多問。
+
+60
+00:07:23,743 --> 00:07:29,893
+韋小寶又去奏明皇帝，講咗施瑯等人嘅功績，噉各人都有封賞。
+
+61
+00:07:30,555 --> 00:07:36,397
+徐天川等天地會嘅兄弟就唔受清廷官祿嘅，韋小寶梗係唔提嘞。
+
+62
+00:07:36,997 --> 00:07:41,724
+噉眾人喺北京大飲大食一輪，第日，就一齊起程。
+
+63
+00:07:43,350 --> 00:07:52,183
+噉話説呢一日就嚟到王屋山下，韋小寶靜靜講畀天地會啲兄弟聽，話要去剿滅司徒伯雷。
+
+64
+00:07:52,792 --> 00:07:55,740
+眾人都吃咗一驚噃，李力世話：
+
+65
+00:07:56,465 --> 00:07:59,719
+韋香主，呢件事唔做得㗎。
+
+66
+00:08:00,296 --> 00:08:05,165
+司徒伯雷志在興復明室，係一位英雄好漢。
+
+67
+00:08:05,663 --> 00:08:10,280
+我哋如果去將王屋山冚咗，噉就係為清廷出力咯噃。
+
+68
+00:08:11,224 --> 00:08:18,946
+韋小寶話：原來噉嘅，唔怪得知我睇司徒老坑嗰啲徒弟啊，果然極有英雄氣概啦。
+
+69
+00:08:19,832 --> 00:08:25,277
+不過我奉咗聖旨嚟剿王屋山，噉呢件事都幾為難嘅噃。
+
+70
+00:08:26,062 --> 00:08:32,453
+玄貞道人話：韋香主喺朝廷嘅官職越做越大，都怕有啲唔妥。
+
+71
+00:08:33,174 --> 00:08:37,258
+計我話呢，我哋同司徒伯雷聯手，一齊造反就算喇。
+
+72
+00:08:38,225 --> 00:08:39,900
+祁彪清擰下頭話：
+
+73
+00:08:41,001 --> 00:08:45,947
+我哋第一步係借清廷之手，嚟對付吳三桂呢個大漢奸。
+
+74
+00:08:46,681 --> 00:08:53,960
+韋香主如果喺呢個時候造反，講唔定小皇帝又去同吳三桂聯合起嚟噉就功虧一簣喇。
+
+75
+00:08:55,273 --> 00:09:01,930
+韋小寶本來就唔想對康熙造反嘅，一聽呢句説話就連忙話：冇錯喇冇錯喇。
+
+76
+00:09:02,455 --> 00:09:07,613
+我哋至緊要呢就係殺咗吳三桂先至再講，呢個係第一等嘅大事。
+
+77
+00:09:07,942 --> 00:09:14,323
+司徒伯雷不過幾百人踎埋喺王屋山之嘛，小事一件啦，唔好因小失大啊。
+
+78
+00:09:15,016 --> 00:09:21,867
+徐天川話：而家至緊要嘅呢，就係點樣向嗰個小皇帝搪塞交代唧。
+
+79
+00:09:22,422 --> 00:09:31,307
+仲有，小皇帝有心喺揚州專門為史閣部起忠烈祠，呢件事，我哋亦唔能夠將佢搞軭㗎。
+
+80
+00:09:32,188 --> 00:09:38,213
+史可法赤膽忠心，為國殉難，天下英雄豪傑人人都佩服嘅。
+
+81
+00:09:38,840 --> 00:09:42,502
+天地會群龍聽徐天川一講，都好同意嘞。
+
+82
+00:09:43,018 --> 00:09:51,641
+噉至於點樣向皇帝交代敷衍，噉就邊個都唔及韋小寶嘅本事咯，人人都望住佢，聽佢自己揸主意。
+
+83
+00:09:52,652 --> 00:10:00,256
+韋小寶笑住話：既然王屋山唔打得咯，我哋就送個信畀司徒老兄，請佢老哥避開下啦。
+
+84
+00:10:01,291 --> 00:10:05,764
+眾人沉吟咗一陣，都覺得仲係呢個計策可行。
+
+85
+00:10:06,833 --> 00:10:16,532
+韋小寶想起嗰日擲骰仔賭命，王屋派嗰個小姑娘，曾柔瓜子口面，雙眼大大非常秀美可愛。
+
+86
+00:10:16,989 --> 00:10:24,850
+佢諗：我同嗰個司徒老坑又冇交情，要送人情啊不如送畀曾姑娘咯。
+
+87
+00:10:26,402 --> 00:10:35,897
+正喺呢個時候，張勇同趙良棟啊分別派人嚟報告，話已經將王屋山四面圍住，所有通路都已經截死嘞。
+
+88
+00:10:37,131 --> 00:10:46,023
+原來韋小寶啊一入河南省境呢，就將圍剿王屋山嘅上諭，靜靜同張勇、趙良棟等四將講咗。
+
+89
+00:10:46,860 --> 00:10:55,543
+四將啊不動聲色，分別帶領人馬，守住王屋山下各處通路要地，只係等待命令攻山唧。
+
+90
+00:10:56,895 --> 00:11:06,407
+四將跟隨韋小寶之後啊，只係憑擒拿吳應熊咁輕而易舉嘅一件差事，就人人升咗官嘞，都好感激。
+
+91
+00:11:06,872 --> 00:11:18,117
+只係盼望呢次出力立功，噉喺各處通路上掘好陷坑，佈滿絆馬索，弓箭手鉤鐮槍手啊守住四面八方。
+
+92
+00:11:18,570 --> 00:11:23,306
+要將山上所有嘅人啊，個個擒拿活捉，唔畀走甩一個。
+
+93
+00:11:24,258 --> 00:11:31,350
+四將都諗：五千幾名官兵，攻打山上千幾名土匪，贏咗有乜稀奇吖？
+
+94
+00:11:32,137 --> 00:11:36,206
+只有唔畀一個人漏網，先至算係有啲小小功勞啊。
+
+95
+00:11:38,092 --> 00:11:39,593
+不過韋小寶又噉諗嘞：
+
+96
+00:11:40,346 --> 00:11:48,264
+將司徒伯雷佢哋冚𠾴唥捉咗，亦唔係咩大功，天地會眾兄弟又極之唔讚成。
+
+97
+00:11:48,900 --> 00:11:53,171
+江湖上嘅好漢，義氣為重，千祈唔能夠得罪咗朋友啊。
+
+98
+00:11:54,454 --> 00:12:05,440
+正喺度考慮緊點樣向曾柔送信，放走王屋派眾師徒嘅時候，忽然間聽見沊沊沊沊，東面打起戰鼓，眾軍士吶喊連天。
+
+99
+00:12:06,022 --> 00:12:09,470
+跟住哨探嚟報告話，山上有人衝殺落嚟啊噉。
+
+100
+00:12:10,209 --> 00:12:18,690
+韋小寶個心諗：喺三軍之前，唔能夠下令放人嘅，只有捉住再講啦，慢慢想法子釋放就係喇。
+
+101
+00:12:19,048 --> 00:12:23,310
+就傳令話：個個要活捉，一個都唔准殺傷。
+
+102
+00:12:24,242 --> 00:12:26,121
+噉親兵就傳令出去嘞噃。
+
+103
+00:12:26,503 --> 00:12:31,176
+韋小寶又加一句：尤其是係女仔啊更加唔准殺傷啊。
+
+104
+00:12:32,312 --> 00:12:39,321
+一擸眼，見到徐天川、錢老本等人嘅神情，不禁塊面微微一紅個心諗：
+
+105
+00:12:39,588 --> 00:12:45,977
+哎你哋放心啦，呢次唔會再學似神龍島噉樣中美人計被擒㗎喇。
+
+106
+00:12:48,051 --> 00:12:57,157
+佢帶埋天地會群雄，行去東便山路旁邊觀戰，只見半山上，百幾個人猛衝落山。
+
+107
+00:12:57,952 --> 00:13:02,738
+官兵啊得咗主帥將令啊唔敢放箭啊，只係湧上去攔阻。
+
+108
+00:13:03,410 --> 00:13:11,780
+只聽見吆喝嘅聲音啊此伏彼起，衝落山嘅人啊一個個跌落陷坑，畀鉤鐮槍手啊勾起嚟捉咗。
+
+109
+00:13:13,060 --> 00:13:18,064
+韋小寶想睇下有冇捉到個曾柔啦噉，但係隔得遠喇，睇唔清楚。
+
+110
+00:13:18,868 --> 00:13:25,872
+忽然間見到有個人，跳躍如飛，由一樖大樹跳去另外一樖大樹，飛跳落山。
+
+111
+00:13:26,351 --> 00:13:30,822
+官兵上去攔佢，不過嗰個人啊快捷到極，竟然阻佢唔住噃。
+
+112
+00:13:32,042 --> 00:13:35,132
+玄貞道人啊讚佢話：好身手啊。
+
+113
+00:13:35,821 --> 00:13:40,452
+呢個人越跑越近，眼見再衝幾十丈呢就到山腳嘞。
+
+114
+00:13:41,025 --> 00:13:46,384
+錢老本話：呢個人武功咁使得，唔通佢就係司徒伯雷？
+
+115
+00:13:47,411 --> 00:13:53,222
+徐天川話：除咗司徒老英雄，只怕其他人亦冇噉樣嘅。
+
+116
+00:13:53,755 --> 00:13:59,636
+一句説話都未講完啊，孫思克突然間話：呢個人好似吳三桂個衛士噃。
+
+117
+00:14:01,172 --> 00:14:05,426
+正係講緊嘅時候，嗰個人，又已經衝近咗幾丈嘞。
+
+118
+00:14:06,026 --> 00:14:08,237
+韋小寶話：捉起佢先至講啦。
+
+119
+00:14:08,645 --> 00:14:11,540
+噉天地會群雄啊紛紛向嗰個人圍上去。
+
+120
+00:14:12,567 --> 00:14:16,564
+只見嗰個人手舞鋼刀，斬倒咗幾名軍士。
+
+121
+00:14:17,244 --> 00:14:24,428
+孫思克挺起長槍迎上去，睇清楚佢個樣呢就叫佢話：巴朗星，你走嚟呢處做乜嘢啊？
+
+122
+00:14:25,958 --> 00:14:30,468
+呢個人啊，正係吳三桂身邊嘅親信衛士巴朗星。
+
+123
+00:14:30,864 --> 00:14:37,622
+佢大聲話：我奉平西親王將令，為朝廷除害，殺咗反賊司徒伯雷喇。
+
+124
+00:14:37,987 --> 00:14:39,552
+你哋為咩事要攔阻我啊？
+
+125
+00:14:40,577 --> 00:14:48,953
+徐天川等人一聽，都大吃一驚啊，只見佢腰間掛住一個血肉模糊嘅人頭，都唔知係唔係司徒伯雷嘅。
+
+126
+00:14:50,074 --> 00:14:52,906
+噉眾人一擁而上，將佢圍實。
+
+127
+00:14:53,341 --> 00:14:59,418
+孫思克話：韋都統喺處，放低兵器上去參見，聽由都統大人發落啦。
+
+128
+00:15:00,129 --> 00:15:01,775
+巴朗星話：好！
+
+129
+00:15:02,317 --> 00:15:08,438
+將刀插入刀鞘，快步向韋小寶行過嚟，大聲話：參見都統大人。
+
+130
+00:15:09,220 --> 00:15:10,072
+你喺呢處。
+
+131
+00:15:10,597 --> 00:15:17,199
+巴朗星突然間一跳而起，雙手一上一下，分別揦韋小寶嘅面門同心口噃。
+
+132
+00:15:18,328 --> 00:15:22,361
+韋小寶大叫話：哎呀乜你噉㗎？轉身就走。
+
+133
+00:15:23,672 --> 00:15:32,630
+巴朗星武功精強啊，唓一聲，左手已經扯咗佢背脊一片衣衫嘞，右手呢，就向佢頭頂揦落去。
+
+134
+00:15:33,331 --> 00:15:36,891
+突然間覺得右側一腳踢到嚟，來勢極快啊。
+
+135
+00:15:37,229 --> 00:15:42,697
+巴朗星側身避開，嗰個人跟住迎面一掌，係風際中。
+
+136
+00:15:43,287 --> 00:15:50,042
+巴朗星舉掌擋格個身一晃，突然間覺得後腰一緊，就已經畀徐天川抱實嘞。
+
+137
+00:15:51,035 --> 00:15:54,917
+錢老本用手指督喺佢心口，巴朗星啊嗯咗一聲。
+
+138
+00:15:55,770 --> 00:16:00,740
+風際中左腿橫掃，巴朗星企唔穩嘞，噼啪一聲跌低。
+
+139
+00:16:01,283 --> 00:16:07,267
+錢老本啊將佢撳到實一實，親兵衝過嚟將佢綁住，推到韋小寶面前。
+
+140
+00:16:08,030 --> 00:16:09,370
+巴朗星大聲話：
+
+141
+00:16:09,996 --> 00:16:18,441
+平西王嘅大軍日內就到喇，到其時啊，叫你哋一個個死無葬身之地，識時務嘅，快啲投降啦。
+
+142
+00:16:19,389 --> 00:16:27,131
+韋小寶笑住話：乜平西王起兵嘞咩？我唔知道噃。佢老人家身體好吖嘛？
+
+143
+00:16:28,236 --> 00:16:32,764
+巴朗星見佢神態和善，一時都唔明佢用意就話：
+
+144
+00:16:33,373 --> 00:16:37,869
+欽差大臣，你到過昆明嘅，平西王亦好睇重你。
+
+145
+00:16:38,304 --> 00:16:44,128
+你係聰明人啦，為咩事做清廷嘅奴才呢？仲係早啲歸順平西王罷啦。
+
+146
+00:16:45,387 --> 00:16:48,333
+徐天川啊踢咗佢𦣇柚一腳，喝佢話：
+
+147
+00:16:48,823 --> 00:16:54,606
+吳三桂呢個大漢奸卑鄙無恥，你做佢嘅奴才啊更加無恥啊。
+
+148
+00:16:55,542 --> 00:17:01,332
+巴朗星發起惡嚟，擰轉頭一㞘口水，吐噉向徐天川吐過去。
+
+149
+00:17:01,861 --> 00:17:06,428
+徐天川啊側身避開，呢㞘口水呢，吐中一名親兵塊面。
+
+150
+00:17:07,401 --> 00:17:12,264
+韋小寶話：巴老兄，有說話慢慢講，唔使咁嬲嘅。
+
+151
+00:17:13,048 --> 00:17:16,454
+你要我歸降平西王，亦唔係冇商量嘅。
+
+152
+00:17:16,676 --> 00:17:19,444
+係嘞，你嚟王屋山有咩貴幹啊？
+
+153
+00:17:20,596 --> 00:17:24,461
+同你講咗都唔緊要，橫掂司徒伯雷我已經殺咗嘞。
+
+154
+00:17:25,123 --> 00:17:28,296
+講完，向掛腰間嘅人頭睇咗一眼。
+
+155
+00:17:28,993 --> 00:17:32,800
+韋小寶話：平西王為咩事要殺佢呢？
+
+156
+00:17:33,490 --> 00:17:37,190
+你跟我去見平西王啦，佢老人家自不然會同你講嘅。
+
+157
+00:17:38,065 --> 00:17:42,180
+徐天川等人好嬲啊，舉起拳頭要打佢。
+
+158
+00:17:42,887 --> 00:17:48,991
+韋小寶使下眼色叫大家唔好打，就叫親兵將巴朗星推入去中軍帳盤問。
+
+159
+00:17:50,092 --> 00:17:59,498
+點知此人十分倔強噃，對吳三桂就極之忠心，噉只係勸韋小寶投降，其他嘅嘢呢半句都唔肯講。
+
+160
+00:18:00,231 --> 00:18:04,847
+一搜佢個身，搜出咗一封扱咗朱紅大印嘅文書出嚟。
+
+161
+00:18:05,500 --> 00:18:13,133
+韋小寶叫人讀畀佢聽啦，原來係吳三桂寫嘅偽詔，封司徒伯雷為開國將軍。
+
+162
+00:18:14,162 --> 00:18:18,810
+噉啊問佢呢封文書嘅來歷啦，巴朗星啊睩大雙眼唔回答。
+
+163
+00:18:19,781 --> 00:18:23,011
+韋小寶眼見問唔出咩嘢嘞，就吩咐押佢走。
+
+164
+00:18:23,540 --> 00:18:29,291
+然後將其他捉翻嚟嘅人拷打審問，噉終於有人捱唔住打就講咗出嚟。
+
+165
+00:18:30,801 --> 00:18:41,033
+原來吳三桂部署日內起兵造反，派咗親信巴朗星帶咗一小隊手下，去見舊部司徒伯雷，要佢響應。
+
+166
+00:18:41,951 --> 00:18:50,187
+吳三桂啊囑咐巴朗星，司徒伯雷如果奉令呢，噉就最好啦，否則就殺咗佢，以防走漏密謀。
+
+167
+00:18:51,628 --> 00:18:57,836
+初時司徒伯雷聽講話要起兵反清唄，十分歡喜，即刻應承共襄義舉。
+
+168
+00:18:58,609 --> 00:19:10,169
+但係一問詳情，先至知道吳三桂唔係要興復明室，而係自己要做皇帝，呢個開國將軍嘅封號，更加講得明明白白嘞。
+
+169
+00:19:10,689 --> 00:19:21,158
+噉司徒伯雷梗係唔肯接奉偽詔啦，噉啊要巴朗星返去講畀吳三桂知，如果擁戴明朝皇帝后代，佢堅決打前鋒，萬死不辭。
+
+170
+00:19:21,902 --> 00:19:29,816
+噉但係吳三桂當年殺害桂王，而家自己再想做皇帝，天下忠於明朝嘅人呢決唔會歸附嘅。
+
+171
+00:19:31,322 --> 00:19:39,706
+巴朗星又勸咗幾句，司徒伯雷拍枱大鬧，話吳三桂斷送漢家江山萬惡不赦；
+
+172
+00:19:40,212 --> 00:19:46,106
+如果改過自新呢，仲可以將功贖罪啊，否則，就要食其肉寢其皮噉。
+
+173
+00:19:47,169 --> 00:19:57,356
+巴朗星就唔再講嘞，當晚，趁住司徒伯雷冇防備啊，突然將佢刺死，割咗佢個人頭，率領同黨啊逃跑下山。
+
+174
+00:19:58,436 --> 00:20:00,779
+王屋派眾弟子啊追佢唔到。
+
+175
+00:20:01,321 --> 00:20:06,605
+誰知官兵正喺呢個時候圍山，吳三桂嘅部屬一網被擒。
+
+176
+00:20:07,049 --> 00:20:14,629
+噉巴朗星啊突然間向韋小寶襲擊，用意呢，係要捉住主帥作為要挾，以便佢哋逃跑唧噉。
+
+177
+00:20:16,010 --> 00:20:20,641
+韋小寶問清楚喇，即刻召集天地會群龍商量。
+
+178
+00:20:21,690 --> 00:20:32,397
+李力世話：韋香主，司徒老英雄忠肝義膽，不幸畀奸人殺死，我哋要好好地同佢收斂安葬至係啊。
+
+179
+00:20:33,362 --> 00:20:37,836
+韋小寶話：我啊有個諗法，嗱，噉噉噉噉噉。
+
+180
+00:20:38,333 --> 00:20:41,660
+眾人聽完一齊話好嘢，就分頭預備嘞。
+
+181
+00:20:42,649 --> 00:20:45,307
+噉呢一日，官兵並冇攻山。
+
+182
+00:20:45,930 --> 00:20:51,221
+王屋派班人呢，亦因為首領被殺就亂糟糟，只係嚴守山口唧。
+
+183
+00:20:52,061 --> 00:20:56,710
+嗱各位，欲知後事如何，且聽下回分解。

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+1
+00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,846
+前文再續啊書接上一回啊。
+
+2
+00:00:04,014 --> 00:00:13,856
+話説第二日一早，韋小寶啊率領天地會群雄，同埋一隊驍騎營官兵，帶齊各種嘢嚟到半山。
+
+3
+00:00:14,256 --> 00:00:20,531
+就命令官兵駐扎待命，自己呢，同徐天川等以及親兵上山嘞。
+
+4
+00:00:21,731 --> 00:00:27,879
+行咗里幾路，只見十幾名王屋派弟子手執兵器，攔住條路。
+
+5
+00:00:28,684 --> 00:00:32,831
+徐天川一個人行上前，雙手呈上一張帖。
+
+6
+00:00:33,706 --> 00:00:50,838
+帖上面寫住：晚生韋小寶，率同李力世、祁彪清、玄貞道人、風際中、樊綱、錢老本、高彥超等，謹來司徒老英雄靈前致祭噉。
+
+7
+00:00:52,131 --> 00:01:02,491
+王屋派弟子見佢哋冇咩嘢敵意啊，後便又有人抬住一副棺材，又有香燭、溪錢等等，不禁大為奇怪啦就話：
+
+8
+00:01:03,002 --> 00:01:05,519
+請各位等陣，在下上去稟報啦。
+
+9
+00:01:06,746 --> 00:01:12,090
+噉就有個人飛奔上山，其他嘅人仍然嚴密守住山路。
+
+10
+00:01:13,194 --> 00:01:16,973
+韋小寶佢哋退開幾十步遠，坐喺啲石上面休息。
+
+11
+00:01:18,052 --> 00:01:25,821
+過咗冇幾耐，山上有幾十人行落嚟嘞，當先一個人，就係往日會過嘅司徒鶴。
+
+12
+00:01:26,804 --> 00:01:32,820
+佢係司徒伯雷嘅仔，噉山上首領逝世啊，王屋派就由佢當家作主嘞。
+
+13
+00:01:34,296 --> 00:01:46,667
+韋小寶一雙眼睩嚟睩去，只係睇住佢後便，只見一個姑娘身材苗條，頭戴白花，乃係曾柔啊嘩好歡喜啊佢。
+
+14
+00:01:47,841 --> 00:01:52,299
+司徒鶴高聲話：各位嚟到敝處有咩用意啊？
+
+15
+00:01:53,373 --> 00:01:56,516
+講完，用手撳住腰間劍柄。
+
+16
+00:01:57,377 --> 00:01:59,547
+錢老本上前抱拳行禮話：
+
+17
+00:02:00,334 --> 00:02:09,423
+敝上韋君，知道司徒老英雄不幸畀奸人所害非常痛悼，率領在下等人，前來老英雄靈前致祭啊。
+
+18
+00:02:10,630 --> 00:02:13,668
+司徒鶴遠遠向韋小寶睇咗一眼佢話：
+
+19
+00:02:14,674 --> 00:02:19,557
+佢係朝廷嘅官員，率領官兵圍山，一定係不懷好意嘅。
+
+20
+00:02:20,130 --> 00:02:23,374
+你哋想使奸計啊，我哋唔上你嘅當。
+
+21
+00:02:23,979 --> 00:02:28,401
+錢老本話：請問殺害司徒老英雄嘅兇手係邊個呢？
+
+22
+00:02:29,310 --> 00:02:33,117
+係吳三桂嘅衛士巴朗星，仲有佢手下一批惡賊。
+
+23
+00:02:34,380 --> 00:02:37,519
+司徒少俠唔信敝上嘅好意噉亦難怪嘅。
+
+24
+00:02:38,070 --> 00:02:39,663
+我哋將祭品呈上先。
+
+25
+00:02:40,761 --> 00:02:43,376
+錢老本捩轉頭話：帶上嚟！
+
+26
+00:02:44,435 --> 00:02:47,554
+噉兩名親兵，推住一個人慢慢行上嚟。
+
+27
+00:02:48,304 --> 00:02:53,820
+呢個人手腳上便都用鐵鏈鎖住，頭殼用一塊黑布罩住。
+
+28
+00:02:54,923 --> 00:02:58,924
+王屋派眾弟子都好奇怪嘞，唔知對方搞咩嘢鬼。
+
+29
+00:03:00,424 --> 00:03:05,237
+嗰個人行到錢老本身後便，親兵就拉住鐵鏈唔畀佢再行嘞。
+
+30
+00:03:05,797 --> 00:03:08,666
+錢老本話：司徒少俠請睇。
+
+31
+00:03:09,128 --> 00:03:17,620
+一伸手，拉開嗰個人頭殼上便罩住嘅黑布，只見嗰個人橫眉怒目，乃係巴朗星啊。
+
+32
+00:03:18,601 --> 00:03:23,769
+王屋派眾弟子一見，紛紛怒喝：係呢個奸賊喇，快啲殺咗佢！
+
+33
+00:03:24,045 --> 00:03:28,416
+哐哐啷啷，各人舉起兵器，就要將巴朗星亂刀分屍嘞。
+
+34
+00:03:29,571 --> 00:03:33,321
+司徒鶴雙手一攔，阻住各人，佢話：咪住！
+
+35
+00:03:34,197 --> 00:03:39,871
+佢抱拳問錢老本話：閣下捉到奸人唔知要點樣處置呢？
+
+36
+00:03:40,704 --> 00:03:48,481
+錢老本話：敝上對司徒老英雄素來敬仰，嗰日同司徒少俠又有一面之緣；
+
+37
+00:03:49,322 --> 00:03:59,588
+今日捉到呢個行兇奸人，連埋佢帶領嘅一班惡賊，冚𠾴唥要喺司徒老英雄靈前千刀萬剮，以慰老英雄在天之靈啊。
+
+38
+00:04:00,849 --> 00:04:06,073
+司徒鶴打個特嘞，佢諗：天下邊度有噉樣嘅好事啊？
+
+39
+00:04:07,069 --> 00:04:14,752
+佢望住巴朗星，個心啊將信將疑，佢諗：官兵咁狡猾，一定有奸計嘅。
+
+40
+00:04:15,864 --> 00:04:23,360
+巴朗星突然間破口大罵司徒鶴：叉叉叉，你睇住老子又點啊？你嗰個老嘢啊都畀老子殺咗咯。
+
+41
+00:04:24,313 --> 00:04:28,943
+錢老本右手一掌打正佢後心，左腳飛起，踢佢𦣇柚。
+
+42
+00:04:29,633 --> 00:04:38,994
+巴朗星係手腳被綁住㗎，冇法子躲避，成個人向前𢴈出去，𢴈正司徒鶴身邊，點都躝唔翻起身。
+
+43
+00:04:39,723 --> 00:04:46,830
+錢老本話：呢件係敝上嘅一件小小禮物，呢個奸人任由閣下處置啦。
+
+44
+00:04:47,364 --> 00:04:49,612
+捩轉頭叫話：都帶上嚟！
+
+45
+00:04:50,564 --> 00:04:56,619
+一隊親兵押住百幾名上咗鐐銬嘅犯人過嚟，每個人頭上都罩住黑布嘅。
+
+46
+00:04:57,219 --> 00:05:02,064
+黑布揭開，露出面目嘞，原來冚𠾴唥都係巴朗星嘅部屬。
+
+47
+00:05:02,733 --> 00:05:06,600
+錢老本話：請司徒少俠一齊帶走啦。
+
+48
+00:05:07,425 --> 00:05:14,706
+到咗呢個地步，司徒鶴啊一啲懷疑都冇喇，佢對住韋小寶遠遠作咗個揖，佢話：
+
+49
+00:05:15,422 --> 00:05:18,373
+尊駕盛情，敝派感激不盡啊。
+
+50
+00:05:18,794 --> 00:05:24,201
+佢諗：佢畀咗一個咁大交情過我哋，唔知想要我哋做乜嘢呢？
+
+51
+00:05:24,953 --> 00:05:28,548
+唔通要我哋投降清廷？噉就點都唔得。
+
+52
+00:05:29,671 --> 00:05:32,082
+韋小寶快步上前還禮佢話：
+
+53
+00:05:32,625 --> 00:05:40,017
+嗰日同司徒兄、曾姑娘賭咗一手骰仔，我一直都記住，我諗，幾時再嚟玩一手就好嘞。
+
+54
+00:05:41,010 --> 00:05:50,255
+指住佢身後嗰副棺材話：司徒老英雄嘅遺體，就喺呢副棺材裏便，請你哋抬上山，聯埋喺身體上便安葬啦。
+
+55
+00:05:51,472 --> 00:06:00,097
+司徒伯雷身首異處，首級畀巴朗星帶咗落山，王屋派眾弟子啊個個都悲憤到極。
+
+56
+00:06:01,434 --> 00:06:11,340
+司徒鶴仲係怕係假㗎噃，就行近棺材，見到棺材仲未抌釘，掀開一睇，果然係父親嘅首級喺裏便。
+
+57
+00:06:11,869 --> 00:06:15,590
+不由得悲哀起上嚟，跪喺地下放聲痛哭。
+
+58
+00:06:16,526 --> 00:06:20,151
+其餘嘅弟子見到噉樣，就一齊跪低喊嘞。
+
+59
+00:06:21,828 --> 00:06:27,530
+司徒鶴企起身，叫四名師弟嚟抬咗棺材上山，佢對韋小寶話：
+
+60
+00:06:28,402 --> 00:06:31,297
+請尊駕去先父靈前，上一炷香啦。
+
+61
+00:06:31,942 --> 00:06:35,857
+韋小寶話：好，應該向老英雄靈前叩頭嘅。
+
+62
+00:06:36,116 --> 00:06:42,874
+就命令眾親兵喺山口等候，只係帶住雙兒，同天地會兄弟，跟住司徒鶴上山。
+
+63
+00:06:44,440 --> 00:06:48,958
+韋小寶行到曾柔身邊，低聲話：曾姑娘，你好嘛？
+
+64
+00:06:49,773 --> 00:06:56,294
+曾柔塊面啊淚痕未乾，一雙眼喊到紅一紅，更加顯得楚楚可憐。
+
+65
+00:06:57,051 --> 00:07:03,769
+佢擔高頭抽抽噎噎噉話：你，你係哇啦哇啦將軍啊？
+
+66
+00:07:04,520 --> 00:07:08,650
+韋小寶歡喜到乜嘢噉，佢話：吖你記得我個名啊？
+
+67
+00:07:09,510 --> 00:07:13,833
+曾柔耷低個頭，嗯噉應咗一聲，塊面啊微微一紅。
+
+68
+00:07:14,790 --> 00:07:19,039
+佢塊面噉樣一紅，韋小寶個心啊當堂暈浪喇。
+
+69
+00:07:20,286 --> 00:07:21,911
+佢為咩見到我要面紅呢？
+
+70
+00:07:22,734 --> 00:07:29,943
+男人笑眯眯，心裏想詭計；女人面紅紅，心裏想老公。
+
+71
+00:07:30,690 --> 00:07:32,716
+唔通佢想我做佢老公？
+
+72
+00:07:33,918 --> 00:07:36,620
+啊唔知我畀佢嘅骰仔仲喺唔喺處呢嚱？
+
+73
+00:07:37,422 --> 00:07:42,614
+於是就低聲噉話：曾姑娘啊，上次我畀你嘅嘢仲喺唔喺處啊？
+
+74
+00:07:43,385 --> 00:07:45,080
+曾柔塊面又試紅嘞。
+
+75
+00:07:46,376 --> 00:07:48,668
+乜嘢啊？我唔記得嘞。
+
+76
+00:07:49,863 --> 00:07:53,273
+韋小寶好失望啦，唉噉歎一口氣。
+
+77
+00:07:54,098 --> 00:07:58,706
+曾柔捩過頭嚟，輕輕笑咗一笑低聲話：密十。
+
+78
+00:07:59,470 --> 00:08:07,976
+韋小寶歡喜到癲喇，個心啊好似有啲嘢喺度撓下撓下噉，佢低聲話：我係密十，你係至尊。
+
+79
+00:08:08,963 --> 00:08:12,711
+曾柔唔理佢喇，快步向前，行到司徒鶴身邊。
+
+80
+00:08:14,641 --> 00:08:22,583
+嗰座王屋山啊，四面好似畀刀削過噉樣嘅，形狀啊好似帝王嘅車蓋，所以啊得呢個名。
+
+81
+00:08:23,648 --> 00:08:29,824
+最高嗰處稱之為天壇，東便有日精峰，西有月華峰。
+
+82
+00:08:30,762 --> 00:08:34,398
+噉一行人跟住司徒鶴嚟到天壇以北嘅王母洞。
+
+83
+00:08:34,860 --> 00:08:38,273
+一路上蒼松翠柏，山景清幽。
+
+84
+00:08:39,182 --> 00:08:49,778
+王屋山喺道書裏便叫做清虛小有洞天啊，天下三十六洞天之中呢就名列第一，相傳係黃帝會王母嘅地方。
+
+85
+00:08:50,911 --> 00:08:57,339
+王屋派班人呢就居住喺王母洞同埋附近各個山洞裏便，冬暖夏涼就好過住屋啊。
+
+86
+00:08:58,593 --> 00:09:01,759
+司徒伯雷嘅靈位，設喺王母洞裏便。
+
+87
+00:09:02,633 --> 00:09:06,172
+弟子將首級同身體聯翻好之後呢就入殮嘞。
+
+88
+00:09:07,412 --> 00:09:12,560
+韋小寶率領天地會眾兄弟喺靈前上香致祭，跪低叩頭。
+
+89
+00:09:13,301 --> 00:09:19,172
+佢諗：要討好曾姑娘，就要喊得越悲哀越好㗎噃。
+
+90
+00:09:20,482 --> 00:09:23,615
+整色整水假喊係佢拿手好戲啦。
+
+91
+00:09:24,832 --> 00:09:43,467
+諗起喺皇宮好幾次畀老舉乸毆打嘅慘酷��畀洪教主捉到之後嘅驚險，一而再再而三噉畀方怡欺騙嗰種衰法，阿珂呢只愛鄭克塽嗰啲無可奈何，唉不由得悲從中來就放聲大哭啊。
+
+92
+00:09:44,380 --> 00:09:53,080
+初初喊嘅時候呢，仲有啲勉強嘅，不過喊開咗頭就順理成章嘞，越喊越悲切，佢大聲噉話：
+
+93
+00:09:53,387 --> 00:10:03,810
+啊哈啊啊，哈，啊，司徒老英雄，晚輩久聞你係一位忠臣義士，英雄好漢。
+
+94
+00:10:04,885 --> 00:10:17,124
+當年見到你公子嘅劍法，又知道你武功使得，希望能夠拜喺你嘅門下，做個徒子徒孫，學幾招武功，亦可以喺江湖上揚眉吐氣啦。
+
+95
+00:10:17,742 --> 00:10:29,721
+唉點知你老人家，畀奸人所害，啊啊啊，真係令人傷心到極啊，啊，啊。
+
+96
+00:10:30,709 --> 00:10:40,250
+司徒鶴、曾柔等人啊本來已經傷心欲絕，聽到噉樣一喊，當堂成個王母洞啊哭聲震天哀嚎動地啊。
+
+97
+00:10:41,477 --> 00:10:50,048
+徐天川、錢老本等人呢本來就唔想喊嘅，亦不禁畀啲人嘅悲戚感動，灑咗幾滴眼淚嘞。
+
+98
+00:10:51,410 --> 00:11:00,287
+韋小寶捶胸頓足，喊到冇停，反而王屋派弟子啊猛咁勸佢安慰佢，噉先至收聲唔喊。
+
+99
+00:11:01,144 --> 00:11:05,784
+佢將巴朗星拉過嚟，攞咗把鋼刀，交畀司徒鶴佢話：
+
+100
+00:11:06,184 --> 00:11:09,854
+司徒少俠，你殺咗呢個奸賊啦，為令尊報仇啊。
+
+101
+00:11:10,509 --> 00:11:14,271
+司徒鶴一刀割咗巴朗星嘅首級，放喺供桌上便。
+
+102
+00:11:14,942 --> 00:11:18,500
+王屋派弟子一齊向韋小寶拜謝大恩。
+
+103
+00:11:19,890 --> 00:11:24,322
+噉樣一嚟，王屋派各人啊自不然對佢感恩戴德嘞。
+
+104
+00:11:25,451 --> 00:11:33,654
+何況當日韋小寶將司徒鶴班人捉住之後，又送銀過佢哋放翻晒啲人，送咗一個極大嘅交情。
+
+105
+00:11:34,874 --> 00:11:40,467
+但佢係清廷貴官啊，點解會噉樣呢？眾人係始終唔明白。
+
+106
+00:11:42,040 --> 00:11:48,096
+錢老本將司徒鶴拉埋一邊，講明自己一班人係天地會青木堂兄弟。
+
+107
+00:11:48,902 --> 00:11:56,849
+不過對於韋小寶喺朝廷做官，佢嘅身份就唔能夠公開嘅，至怕一洩漏出去啊，就壞咗大事嘞。
+
+108
+00:11:57,054 --> 00:12:05,124
+噉只有含糊其辭，話佢為人極之有義氣，身在曹營心在漢，眾兄弟呢當佢係好朋友噉。
+
+109
+00:12:05,912 --> 00:12:10,143
+司徒鶴聽咗之後就恍然大悟，噉更加連聲多謝啦。
+
+110
+00:12:11,384 --> 00:12:20,301
+跟住又講起王屋派今後嘅出處，司徒鶴話佢哋嘅首領被害，又撞啱官兵圍山，都冇想過呢件事啊噉。
+
+111
+00:12:21,105 --> 00:12:23,497
+錢老本就透露招攬嘅意思嘞。
+
+112
+00:12:24,581 --> 00:12:34,612
+天地會喺江湖上威名極盛，直情係世上反清復明嘅領袖，王屋派向來都非常敬慕嘅，噉又係志同道合。
+
+113
+00:12:35,487 --> 00:12:44,246
+司徒鶴一聽就好歡喜，就同王屋派嘅叔父，與及各師兄弟啊商議，結果係人人讚同噃。
+
+114
+00:12:44,854 --> 00:12:47,253
+佢即刻就向錢老本請求加盟啦。
+
+115
+00:12:47,880 --> 00:12:52,809
+錢老本呢個時候先至對佢講明，韋小寶啊，係青木堂嘅香主噉。
+
+116
+00:12:53,892 --> 00:13:00,482
+當日下午，天地會青木堂喺王母洞大開香堂，接納王屋派各人入會嘞。
+
+117
+00:13:01,162 --> 00:13:05,171
+噉各人拜過香主之後，都係韋小寶個部屬咯噃。
+
+118
+00:13:05,616 --> 00:13:12,466
+韋小寶開心喇，飲過結盟酒之後就想開賭，同新舊兄弟大賭一場。
+
+119
+00:13:13,430 --> 00:13:22,313
+李力世、錢老本等啊連忙勸佢唔好，話噉樣興高采烈賭錢，未免對啱啱逝世嘅司徒伯雷不敬啊噉。
+
+120
+00:13:23,744 --> 00:13:29,133
+韋小寶賭唔成錢有啲掃興，佢問起王屋派嘅善後事宜。
+
+121
+00:13:29,946 --> 00:13:37,135
+李力世話：王屋山喺山西、河南兩省交界，唔屬我哋青木堂管轄嘅。
+
+122
+00:13:37,879 --> 00:13:50,050
+按照本會規矩，越界收兄弟入會係可以嘅，但係各堂兄弟就唔能夠越界辦事，最好呢，請司徒兄弟各位搬去直隸省居住就好喇。
+
+123
+00:13:50,896 --> 00:14:01,544
+錢老本話：清廷皇帝派韋香主嚟攻打王屋山，司徒兄弟同埋各位以後如果唔喺王屋山呢，韋香主就易於上報啦。
+
+124
+00:14:02,320 --> 00:14:06,432
+司徒鶴話：冇錯，小弟謹遵各位大哥吩咐。
+
+125
+00:14:06,991 --> 00:14:13,467
+韋小寶話：司徒大哥，而家我哋要去揚州，同史閣部起一座忠烈祠。
+
+126
+00:14:14,111 --> 00:14:17,373
+呢個祠堂起好啊，大家就去打吳三桂喇。
+
+127
+00:14:18,355 --> 00:14:31,098
+司徒鶴企起身嚟大聲話：韋香主去打吳三桂，屬下願為前鋒，率同師兄弟姊妹，同吳三桂呢個惡賊拼個死活，為先父報仇雪恨啊。
+
+128
+00:14:32,518 --> 00:14:35,054
+韋小寶話：噉就最好啦。
+
+129
+00:14:35,249 --> 00:14:40,546
+嗱，各位而家呢就跟我去揚州，不過啊要扮作官兵，委屈一啲唧。
+
+130
+00:14:41,102 --> 00:14:45,643
+司徒鶴話：為咗打吳三桂，再大嘅委屈都係甘心嘅。
+
+131
+00:14:46,123 --> 00:14:49,877
+韋香主做得清廷嘅官咯，我哋當然亦做得官兵啦。
+
+132
+00:14:50,099 --> 00:14:53,476
+何況李大哥、徐大哥各位，都係扮作官兵嘞。
+
+133
+00:14:54,691 --> 00:14:59,666
+當晚眾人同司徒伯雷安葬之後，執埋嘢就落山。
+
+134
+00:15:00,572 --> 00:15:03,548
+會武功嘅男子跟住韋小寶去揚州。
+
+135
+00:15:04,028 --> 00:15:12,382
+老弱婦孺呢就去保定府擇地安居，噉嗰度有天地會青木堂嘅分舵，自不然有人照應妥當㗎嘞。
+
+136
+00:15:13,533 --> 00:15:23,124
+韋小寶對張勇佢哋話，王屋山匪徒呢眼見畀大軍圍住，知道難以逃跑，噉經過一番開導，大家一齊歸降。
+
+137
+00:15:23,391 --> 00:15:26,211
+佢又已經招安咗佢哋收編為官兵嘞噉。
+
+138
+00:15:27,059 --> 00:15:33,748
+張勇等一齊向佢慶賀啦，話都統兵不血刃，平定咗王屋山嘅悍匪，立下大功嘞。
+
+139
+00:15:34,991 --> 00:15:44,957
+韋小寶話：呢啲係四位將軍嘅功勞啫，如果唔係你哋沊沊𡃈噉圍住啊，使到匪徒插翅難飛，佢哋亦決唔肯投降嘅。
+
+140
+00:15:45,303 --> 00:15:47,980
+等兄弟申報朝廷，各有升賞。
+
+141
+00:15:48,536 --> 00:15:58,620
+噉啊四將好高興啊，知道兵部尚書明珠呢對佢係竭力奉承嘅，只要係韋都統奏報嘅功勞，兵部一定係從優敘議嘅。
+
+142
+00:16:00,190 --> 00:16:09,986
+韋小寶初時啊擔心曾柔跟埋王屋派嘅婦孺，去保定府安居，但如果指定要佢一齊去揚州又有啲講唔出口啊。
+
+143
+00:16:10,678 --> 00:16:16,683
+及至見到佢換上男裝，同司徒鶴等一齊行，個心啊真係歡喜到極啊。
+
+144
+00:16:17,038 --> 00:16:20,528
+一路上，佢總係想搵個機會同佢親熱一番嘅。
+
+145
+00:16:21,249 --> 00:16:28,363
+不過曾柔同眾位師兄寸步不離，見到佢呢，只係腼腼腆腆噉微微笑唔出聲。
+
+146
+00:16:29,511 --> 00:16:37,292
+韋小寶想同佢講句親熱説話，始終不得其便，搞到佢啊，唉心痕痕，冇法子嘞。
+
+147
+00:16:38,341 --> 00:16:44,494
+如果佢只係清軍主帥，早就假公濟私，調呢個小親兵入營侍候嘞。
+
+148
+00:16:45,175 --> 00:16:56,090
+但係身為天地會香主，調戲會中婦女乃係極嚴厲嘅禁令，而且眾兄弟面子亦唔好睇吖，只有猛咁吞口水，等候機會係嘞。
+
+149
+00:16:58,163 --> 00:17:04,307
+話說韋小寶一行去揚州，沿途官員迎送，賄賂極之豐富。
+
+150
+00:17:04,844 --> 00:17:09,947
+韋小寶梗係來者不拒定啦，一路南下，行李啊一日重過一日。
+
+151
+00:17:11,231 --> 00:17:19,017
+佢同天地會啲兄弟講，我哋噉樣啊係敗壞清廷嘅名聲，賄賂收得越多呢，百姓就越憤怒。
+
+152
+00:17:19,755 --> 00:17:24,913
+各地官員嘅名聲唔好嘞，噉將來起兵造反，就越容易成功嘞。
+
+153
+00:17:25,632 --> 00:17:28,287
+噉徐天川等人都覺得好啱噃。
+
+154
+00:17:30,569 --> 00:17:32,137
+呢一日嚟到揚州嘞。
+
+155
+00:17:32,872 --> 00:17:53,550
+兩江總督麻勒吉、江寧巡撫馬佑以下，布政使、按察使、學政、淮陽道、糧道、河工道、揚州府知府、江都縣知縣，以及各級武官，噉啊早就得到消息，出城幾里之外嚟到迎接。
+
+156
+00:17:55,127 --> 00:18:05,231
+欽差行轅啊設喺淮陽道道台衙門，韋小寶啊覺得太過拘促咯，只係住得一晚，就對道台話要另外搬個地方。
+
+157
+00:18:06,151 --> 00:18:14,723
+佢諗：行轅最好呢就設喺麗春院喇，欽賜衣錦榮歸，梗係返去故居最威風啦。
+
+158
+00:18:15,610 --> 00:18:20,039
+但係欽差大臣將行轅設喺妓院，到底講唔過去㗎。
+
+159
+00:18:21,311 --> 00:18:36,281
+諗諗諗，諗當日喺揚州嘅時候，所懷抱嘅雄心大志啊，除咗開幾間大妓院之外呢，就係將禪智寺前面，芍藥圃裏頭嘅芍藥花冚𠾴唥連根拔起嘞。
+
+160
+00:18:37,391 --> 00:18:38,536
+噉點解會噉呢？
+
+161
+00:18:39,598 --> 00:18:48,622
+揚州芍藥就名揚天下，禪智寺前面嘅芍藥圃尤其是係宏偉，名種千百花大如碗。
+
+162
+00:18:49,831 --> 00:18:59,195
+韋小寶喺十歲嗰一年啊，就曾經同一班頑童去玩嘅，見啲芍藥開得咁靚，就拗咗兩朵搦嚟玩咯噃。
+
+163
+00:18:59,488 --> 00:19:03,948
+畀廟裏頭嘅和尚見到就搶翻兩朵花，仲摑咗佢兩巴。
+
+164
+00:19:04,596 --> 00:19:11,469
+韋小寶又踢又咬，同嗰個和尚打鬧起上嚟，畀嗰個肥大和尚推咗喺地下踢咗幾腳。
+
+165
+00:19:12,311 --> 00:19:16,254
+噉嗰班頑童㗾噉湧上去，亂咁掹啲芍藥咯噃。
+
+166
+00:19:17,451 --> 00:19:25,985
+噉嗰個和尚咪叫人囉，寺裏便一群和尚同埋火工湧出嚟，手執棍棒，將嗰班頑童趕走。
+
+167
+00:19:27,027 --> 00:19:33,295
+韋小寶係禍首啊，梗係捱咗唔少棍棒定㗎啦，頭殼啊仲腫起一個高樓。
+
+168
+00:19:33,793 --> 00:19:37,274
+返到麗春院，又畀母親啊罰一餐冇飯食。
+
+169
+00:19:38,121 --> 00:19:46,717
+雖然，佢終於去廚房啊偷咗個包食，但對於禪智寺採花受辱呢件事啊，卻係引為奇恥大辱嘅。
+
+170
+00:19:47,931 --> 00:19:56,870
+第日佢嚟到禪智寺前便，隔遠遠噉破口大罵，由如來佛嘅老母啊一定鬧到和尚個女，佢宣稱：
+
+171
+00:19:57,514 --> 00:20:04,251
+終須有日，老子要掹清光廟前面嘅芍藥，將你呢間臭廟啊踏為平地，掘為屎氹。
+
+172
+00:20:04,686 --> 00:20:08,636
+一直鬧到廟裏頭嘅和尚追出嚟佢拔足飛奔為止。
+
+173
+00:20:10,100 --> 00:20:13,260
+過得幾年，呢件事早就唔記得嘞。
+
+174
+00:20:14,551 --> 00:20:24,019
+今日返到揚州，要搵地方做行轅，噉佢先至諗起禪智寺嚟，就同淮陽道道台講咗，有心去作踐一番。
+
+175
+00:20:25,200 --> 00:20:30,421
+嗰個道台諗：禪智寺係佛門聖地，千年古剎。
+
+176
+00:20:30,990 --> 00:20:35,144
+欽差住咗入去，只怕搞到一塌糊塗噃。
+
+177
+00:20:35,256 --> 00:20:44,042
+就話：回大人，嗰間禪智寺風景當然係極之好嘞，大人高見，卑職欽佩之至。
+
+178
+00:20:45,423 --> 00:20:49,852
+不過喺廟裏頭飲飲食食，恐怕唔係點方便噃。
+
+179
+00:20:50,589 --> 00:20:56,007
+韋小寶話：有咩唔方便啊？將廟裏頭嘅菩薩搬出去咪就得囉。
+
+180
+00:20:56,953 --> 00:21:00,752
+嗰個道台聽講話要搬菩薩唄更加嚇一跳啦，佢諗：
+
+181
+00:21:01,223 --> 00:21:07,290
+噉就實會搞出禍嚟嘅噃，揚州城啲百姓如果動咗公憤啊就難以處理嘞。
+
+182
+00:21:07,989 --> 00:21:10,709
+於是賠笑請咗個安，低聲話：
+
+183
+00:21:11,251 --> 00:21:21,111
+回大人，揚州煙花係天下有名嘅，大人一路上勞苦功高，嚟到敝處，卑職應當盡心服侍。
+
+184
+00:21:22,151 --> 00:21:27,711
+已經挑選咗好多善於彈琴唱曲嘅美貌女仔，供大人賞鑒。
+
+185
+00:21:28,067 --> 00:21:32,940
+和尚廟裏便硬床硬轎凳，好煞風景嘅。
+
+186
+00:21:33,601 --> 00:21:37,339
+吖噉又係噃，噉計你話，行轅設喺邊處好呢？
+
+187
+00:21:38,681 --> 00:21:45,965
+揚州有個姓何嘅鹽商，佢屋企叫做何園，稱為揚州名園第一嘅。
+
+188
+00:21:46,356 --> 00:21:52,444
+佢係有心巴結欽差大人，早就預備得妥妥當當，盼望大人光臨㗎嘞。
+
+189
+00:21:53,082 --> 00:21:55,942
+不過佢功名太過細，唔敢出口唧。
+
+190
+00:21:56,986 --> 00:22:01,135
+大人如果唔嫌棄咯喎，不妨移駕過去睇下啦。
+
+191
+00:22:01,748 --> 00:22:06,127
+嗱各位，欲知後事如何，且聽下回分解。