diff --git "a/training.csv" "b/training.csv" new file mode 100644--- /dev/null +++ "b/training.csv" @@ -0,0 +1,136080 @@ +prompt,response +Dog cat,"Is it a dog +Cat dog +Is it a cat doggy doggy dog +Half cat +And half dog +Chimera lookin little buddy +where did she come from +But she looks so sweet +She looks so fine +Don’t know what she is +But I want to make her mine +My brain is a haze +I’m lost in the fog +I don’t know what I want +I want a cat dog +I think i’ll call her +My little buddy fluffernet +If you pet her wrong +She’ll hiss and go ruff ruff +Once upon a time I was lonely +Until a Dog Cat appeared +She loved me when no one else would +Truth be told we’re both pretty weird" +Hey man can I lend a hand,"Do some work on your personal brand +In this world, nothing’s sweeter +Than being a thought leader +Lead those thoughts all over the place +Your marketing is going to waste +Think of yourself as a storyteller +With your colorful clothes, a real hip fella +If you got something to say +All the attention will come your way +If you don’t that’s ok too +Just say innovation and they’ll say oooo +Or just talking about Elon Musk +Tells us why socialism sucks +Talk about crypto currency +Or augmented reality +Talk about habits +Of famous men +bulleted list +That numbers ten +Feminism +From a male perspective +surprising trick +That’s way effective +Hey man, do you understand +You’ve got to hone your personal brand +Because you won’t be truly free +Until you have some thoughts to lead" +If,"I could talk to my pastel +I don't know what +I would tell him +You got everything you wanted +And then some more +If +I could talk to my past self +What would we talk about +Would +I tell him to do things any different but just the same +Talking to my pastel +Talking to my pastel +Talking to my pastel +If +I could talk to my pastel +Really +Talking about the weather +Way back in +Canada +Way back in +Berkeley +Talking to my best self +Got everything +I want +Still now +I'm not satisfied +Maybe +I should work on that +Talking to my bed down +Talking to my bed down +Talking to my bed down +Talking to my bed down +Dug in" +Yeah we got a lot of all that stuff,"But man you’re not looking close enough +And by the way take a look at your own house +It’s burning down +There’s musicians and writers, illustrators and thinkers +From all walks of life looking for something better +Than the world you built with investment banks +Who the fuck are you +Scammers suck, grifters bad +Man that’s some observation you’ve had +Why don’t you do something about it +Instead of choking me and my friends +You’re giving keynotes at investment banks +Anti-Crypto Army, fill up your ranks +I’ll be here staking and singing +Selling songs as NFTs" +Give the people a voice in filling this vacancy,"Give the people a voice in filling this vacancy +The +Senate will continue to observe the +Biden rule so that the +American people have a voice in this momentous decision +Give the people a voice in filling this vacancy +Give the people a voice in filling this vacancy +The +Senate will continue to observe the +Biden rule so that the +American people have a voice in this momentous decision +Give the people a voice in filling this vacancy +Give the people a voice in filling this vacancy +The +Senate will continue to observe the +Biden rule so that the +American people have a voice in this momentous decision +Give the people a voice in filling this vacancy +Give the people a voice in filling this vacancy +The +Senate will continue to observe the +Biden rule so that the +American people have a voice in this momentous decision" +Courtney grew up in Utah,"but she's not a Mormon +Sarah is Jewish +and now she works for a rabbi Just +like she never thought she would Courtney +is a champion swimmer Sarah +used to run cross country But +now they're just a couple of vegan lesbians +Taking the world by storm Sarah +moved back to the tree of life Because +she couldn't stand to be apart The +Spirulina junkie has tamed her wild heart And +in the book that they're writing And +the life that they're living They're +gonna change the world Through +their compassion Through +their compassion Sarah +was persistent when Courtney +didn't want to kiss her And +secretly, Courtney +really did want to kiss her The +first time she said “no” and the second +time she said “no” The +third time she was afraid but said yes +and she she was amazed Throwing +dance parties Making +raw chocolate Working +with Carol +J Adams +They love to mediate And +they practice Kaballah +And one day they'll have a black lab +Sarah moved back to the tree of life +Because she couldn't stand to be apart The +Spirulina junkie has tamed her wild heart And +in the book that they're writing And +the life that they're living They're +gonna change the world With +their compassion With +their compassion Sarah +moved back to the tree of life Because +she couldn't stand to be apart The +Spirulina junkie has tamed her wild heart And +in the book that they're writing And +the life that they're living They're +gonna change the world With +their compassion With +their compassion They’re +gonna change the world They’re +gonna change the world They’re +gonna change the world With +their compassion Oh +oh oh" +Now hundreds have gathered here in front of,"the Washington +county administration building calling for the end of +a mask mandate saying they are tired of +not living their normal lives The +flu kills for us The +flu kills for the flu kills for the +coronavirus If +we want to wear a mask that's fine +We can take care of ourselves We +can take care of ourselves And +we can take care of ourselves And +we can take care of ourselves The +flu kills more than coronavirus George +Floyd would say I can't breathe And +then he died He +died And +we said I can't breathe But +we're being first story Anyway +Anyway Anyway +I'll tell you another reason I'd +hate math Most +child molesters love them Most +child molesters Most +child molesters love them Most +child molesters They +blocked off the front entrance to the school +building We +went out to ask them to move and +they attempted to storm the school building We +can take care of ourselves I can't breathe +The flu kills more than carousel bubbles anyways +School administrators responding that they don't understand why +crowds are protesting them based on a mandate +given by the governor But +many stated that they believe in all cases +masks jeopardize kids health Parents +are demanding they have the right to decide +what to do with their children Others +calling the virus a hoax or stating that +asymptomatic carriers simply do not exist and they +cannot be forced to wear masks anywhere as +citizens of the United +States" +Once in a while There's,"a tugboat Sinking +down in style where the wild things float +Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh +ooh and the fishes dance they show their +teeth to you they know what you want +and they're not afraid to do what it +takes what it takes what it takes what +it takes that's the end of the song +It's only worked some of the time because +YouTube only gives you three choices You +can do your own some more work I +try to make it so there's little As +little work as possible Then +they give you three choices for what your +screenshot is And +so sometimes I'm +making those faces for no reason because it +doesn't choose that as a screenshot Not +that I would want anyone to listen to +this song anyway Another +one that I made up Anyway +My wife is home My +young daughter is home They +were in Colorado +and now they're back so I'm +gonna go spend time with them I'm +hoping to have time this week to do +another Question +time video That +was fun It's +fun hearing from you guys So +I will endeavor to do that either tomorrow +or Tuesday +I have a performance Tuesday +night and then I'm +going to a conference on Thursday +so hopefully I have time to do it +before then Okay +bye" +Good use,"Bad use +of polling +No poll is perfect +Pick your poison +Trust the algorithm +Find the signal in the noise and +Good use +Bad use +Good use of +Polling +Polling +Numbers +Data +Trends +Predictor +Methodology" +It was hurricane tornadoes on the day I was born,"My mom drank whisky and my dad ate an orange +I said, “Hey doc stay away from my testicular +About my penis I’m pretty particular!” +He said, “Hey, now kid don’t be a gorilla +We gotta snip snip snip that lady killa.” +His nose was red and his hair was silver +At that moment my mom I swear I could kill her +Suddenly the lights went out with an exploding bulb +I heard a hard deep rattling in the back of my skull +Ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch +CA CA +I jumped out the crib thru the window glimpsed +zeppelin, a helicopter and three blimps +I could see their machinery, the hot roddin’ engines +I waved a little mirror just to get their attention +They flew on over and came down to my depth +I said, “Smell ya later!” and then I just left +Driving the blimp was the big bad wolf +He had a patch on one eye and a wooden tooth +The wolf had a wife and she was eating some olives +She seemed to radiate some deep dark knowledge +Ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch +CA CA +We landed in the forest I was feeling anxious +When a pack of rabid badgers suddenly flanked us +They moved in closer and then we were engulfed +I thought for sure I was headed for the big house above +Just then on the ridge there appeared a monster +He saw the wolf’s wife and said, “I really wants her!” +He ate all the badgers and said, “Much obliged.” +I got back in the blimp and took to the sky. +Ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch +CA CA" +We had a party for Jupiter,"It was really fun But +now we're so tired 17 little kids running +around 17 little kids running around doing their +little kid things like they did So +now we gotta just sing our song and +sing it quick because that fog that sleepy +fog in my head is thick Thick +Sick Gotta +go to sleep That's +what we gotta do We +gotta go to sleep I don't know I +don't know about" +If I had my way Nobody,"would go hungry If +I had my way Nobody +would go hungry If +I had my way If +I had my way There'd +be a room over everyone's head There'd +be a room over everyone's head If +I had my way Nobody +would go hungry If +I had my way Nobody +would fight Nobody +would argue Nobody +would hurt one another If +I had my way We +would just let children play I said if +I had my way We'd +let children play Oh, +and if I had my way We'd +let children play Just +let them play If +I had my way Nobody +would go hungry And +children would just play And +there'd be a room over everyone's head If +I had my way If +I had my way If +I had my way If +I had my way" +I’m just trying to get it out of,"the way I made a deal and now +I gotta pay I’m +just trying to hold up the earth Like +a turtle buried in the dirt Everything +I’ve got I give willingly Everything +I’ve got I give for free I don’t +need much but I need what I need +When I sweat and when I bleed Lost +in the garden and the setting sun Staring +down the barrel of a gun Everything +I’ve got I give willingly Everything +I’ve got I give for free There’s +no justice, no beauty or truth Says +the trench coat to the black dress in +the back of the booth But +she’s not naive, she knows his kind She +steps out for a cigarette and asks for +the time Everything +I’ve got I give willingly Everything +I’ve got I give for free It’s +plainer than khakis, it’s clearer than glass What +you don’t take care of will bite you +in the ass When +the sunlight breaks on your final day Will +you look at your loved ones and finally +say" +If I was conspiracy minded,"Or wanted to give credit +To the former briehtbart editor +behind a thousand memes on reddit +i’d say he’s got a scheme +that we can’t really see +some kind of long term plan +to get where he wants to be +like he put himself on the council +and then said he had to go +just one measly chess move +the purpose of which who knows +half of me believes this +half thinks he’s just a dope +people take the power you give them +people who try to squash your hope +i could go even further +and say that he pulled some strings +with pepsi’s internal team +that handles advertising +but i think he’s probably nothing +just a phantom in the night +that doesn’t affect anything +and will disappear with light" +One two three Boom,"da da boom Boom +daddy Boom +daddy Boom +boom Climb +to the top of the doll Tell +me what you think what you think you're +gonna see Boom +da boom da da Boom +da da boom Tell +me what you wanna know and I everything +like Boom +D Boom +D Boom +da boom Boom +Boom da boom Take +it with you when you hit the road +Boom D +Boom D +Boom D +and I'll +go with you I swear I will go +Boom da boom da da Boom +da da boom we are just collections of +all of our thoughts we are all the +things we are we are the things we +are Take +me somewhere I've +never been Boom +bada boom Boom +bada boom bada boom Someone's +gotta lose and someone's gotta win Boom +da da boom da da boom bada boom +Someone's gotta lose Someone's +gotta lose Boo +Boom Daddy +walking shoes Boom +Somebody like you Somebody +like me oh yeah Boom +da da Boom +da da boom Bada +boom Boom +da da boom da da boom da da +boom Boom +da da boom da da Boom +da da boom Boom +boom boom boom Boom +daddy boom I was a little turtle in +the woods Boom +da da boom Boom +bada boom I fell down a hole as +black as the night Boom +da da boom da da Boom +da da boom Then +suddenly I was carrying the world Boom +da da boom da da Boom +da da boom and everybody gave me their +life Everybody +gave me their life To" +When Congress writes a statute,"And the President signs it +It usually doesn’t have enough detail +To be put into effect +No, no +So federal agencies +They fill in the details +By issuing regulations through a process +Commonly called rulemaking +And in this process, you can be involved +(Let your voice be heard) +Rulemaking begins with an analysis +Of the issue or problem +Set forth in the statute +Scientific, economic, and technical research +As the agency learns +Some solutions emerge +Many times agency staff +Will host public meetings +Where you and I can offer +Our own solutions +These meetings may be announced +In the Federal Register +Or by more informal means +The next step is +Drafting the regulation +Then review of the draft +By federal experts +The draft is then published +And that’s when your input +Can really shine on +The issue at hand +Through hearings, advisory committees +Interactive workshops, interviews +Questionnaires and focus groups +But the most common way to provide +Your thoughts to the agency +Is to go to regulations.gov +Regulations.gov +Let your voice be heard" +and the best of friends,"their lives are made up of duplicate days +a hazy parade that never ends +one night in a sleazy new york bar +they make a pact to become more than they are +they take a stand +they form a band +and the world comes calling +london moscow +berlin tokyo +one night their friendship is put to the test +Chris sits all alone +Roy has fallen for a beautiful android +her name is indigo +months go by and Chris is fed up +he goes back to new york his heart heavy with love +Indigo and roy +have a baby boy +and the world stops calling +chris sits +sips his +brandy and stares at the sky" +With your back against the wall,"One foot in the grave +The other in your hand +He watches the stars fall +Wishes people saw him +It’s bargains and demands +What’s the point of money +If the one you love the most +Doesn’t see you standing there +How do your lungs fill up with laughter +When the one you love the most +Leaves you gasping for air +We get what we’re given, sometimes it’s not a lot +We tie up the loose ends as we struggle to be free +We never get everything we want +But we always get everything we need +You are standing here before me +Ready for whatever +And happy to be alive +He’s somewhere in a jail cell +Maybe cursing at the darkness +And maybe asking why +We get what we’re given, sometimes it’s not a lot +We tie up the loose ends as we struggle to be free +We never get everything we want +But we always get everything we need" +I spend,"So much time anxious +About things +That never happen at all +My fear and my worry’s +Like a warm blanket +Without them +I’m nothing at all +I want to know +What happens +Always seeing +Only the dark clouds +Steam roller +Comes on and flattens +The plans I was +Scared to say out loud +But I hold out hope +Cling to my lifeboat +Distract myself +As best as I can +If I can’t transcend +This spinning wheel with no end +Then I guess +I’m just a man" +Whatever happened to Crookshanks,"He was there and then he’s gone +He seemed like he would be important +But in later books that was wrong +Did he die +I really want to know +Did he just stay +At the burrow +Whatever happened to Crookshanks +he was set up pretty strong +Was he the cat that knew too much +Was there somewhere he belonged +Was he lost +Please don’t ignore us +Did he join the centaurs +In the forest +Whatever happened to Crookshanks" +You find yourself standing,"On the edge of an open field +You’re not sure why you’re there +You’re feeling kind of weird +You see some metal buckets +smile comes on your face +You’ve always wanted to do this +it’s time to stomp some grapes +beautiful ceiling +In bank turned grocery store +Delicious tiny sandwiches +And wine on tap, let’s have some more +Twenty years in two days +North east west and south +See the world differently +So much to think about +At the very first think about +Stan Davis was filled with doubt +The participants led a revolt +Someone stole the remote control ball +In Hollywood there were lots of bomb scares +mask allows you to behave differently +In Chicago Gary orchestrated everyone +Going through all four Es +Las Vegas got postponed +Jim bought a Lexus and him and Joe +Hit the road +You’ve got to +Figure out how to get the value from your time +Time is the currency of experience +Design that time +Put those Trekkies in order +Have breakfast with Gilda Radner +In Mountain View they established +thinkAbout U +Is that coke bottle authentic +Not with that nascar label ew +New York was an fuselage +And at the NBA store +They had stupid deflated basketballs +Surrounding a beautiful half basketball court +In Cerritos books were traded +An exchange of written word +$5000 worth of stuff from Walmart +Ing was thoroughly was explored +Tom Peters was in a t shirt +In the cold keystone morn +And he spits when he is talking +As Sonya quickly learned +Baltimore was all about found space +Chip was handing out magazines +In Nashville there was Karaoke +couple in full cowboy regalia +Singing to each other was the texture +That changed the space +The 2nd Las Vegas was referential +Bury your chip out in the desert sand +Or maybe throw it in a urinal +Fronting is a concept jim came to understand +Flowers fragrances furniture food +Pick your F word, when you’re in Phillu Ohh +Random rules for navigating urban space +deck of cards will lead you to a kids assembly +The goal of Minnesota was to meet everybody +Nothing something anything everything in Del Mar +If you’re sitting on the beach and you’re not doing nothing +You’re gonna get a yellow card +The cocktail party is the worst interaction +Dinner with 8 people is just enough +In San Francisco they took every mode of transportation +Someone almost got their head chopped off +Take only one picture at the Lincoln memorial +Washington was a curation tutorial +Yellow penguins staring at you in Cincinnati +Appropriate personas from different industries +The world of Coke was lame +But not the college football hall of fame +Look for the sake of looking +And more richly understand the world +Some products are smart +Some products are stupid +Stop marketing +No, just don’t do it +Instead you’ve got to start +Customering first +Within each human mind +Is a whole universe +Experience design +The bus is time +What does a CXO do +Even they can’t tell you +Regenerative managing +Creative destruction +Smart phone gods +Hinduization +Blue cars and green cars +Are embarrassed to be on the road +Reclining seats on airplanes +And hotel alarm clocks that explode +Poorly places elevator banks +Control freak Wedding DJs +These are all examples of things +That need to go away +Travelling is active +Tourism is passive +Screenery’s absorbing +Scenery’s immersive +No more FOMO +I’m jumping on the JOMO +Impairing all my senses +Having good conversation +Teepees, diversity, +human communities +Healing possibility +Fun and humanity +Life design and healing +Trust in bodily learning +Experiential customizing +More cowbell +Happy days rubber cement +Basecamp exploration +Simplified transformation +Most alive and enlightened +Actualized importance +Creating connections +Support cat needs a support cat +We all need a little bit of soul +Competency configurator +Personalized happiness oh +Take away the work (3rd sing) +And take away the balance +Till you’re just left with life +That’s what really matters +Congradulations Giana & Ty Koon +Shoo be doo waaaa DOOO +Clap your hands three times" +In the afterlife We’ll,"have tea that I brew With +infusions of light The +light we follow into the afterlife The +light we follow into the afterlife Now +it’s time for me to go and meet +Jesus Christ +He has an hourly show that’s just 20 +minutes from here He +tells like 5 or 6 jokes and chucks +packs of smokes into the audience While +they take off their tops One +of these mornings I’m +gonna grow wings I’m +gonna fly into the sun And +meet my maker, oh yeah One +of these mornings I’m +gonna grow wings I’m +gonna fly into the sun And +meet my maker, oh yeah" +my words deferred to machines,"i gotta level up up and out +i gotta spend more time outta the house +i want to dance more +allow a chance for +big and little things to happen to me +let's get startin' +grow a garden +big and little things start growing +i want to roll along in the beast pageant +dig a hole and take a swim +look in the mirror and talk to him +pick up a hammer and tear it down +wash your troubles until they've drowned +start the fire my heart designed +put out the fire in my mind +shut out the frivolous and the crazed +open my eyes to be amazed" +I'm gonna make this really quick Cause,"I'm gonna go watch my knees Kick +the soccer ball down the field like so +Oh oh oh oh I've +got to go Cause +I'm watching my niece play soccer Y +It's the thing that she loves to do +and she's really good at it I can't +sing too long today I've +got to go watch my niece play I +can't sing too long at all I've +got to go watch her kick the softball +down the field downfield down the field Whoa +Down the soccer field with that soccer ball +She's going down to play that soccer game +today I was never good at sports I +never liked to wear shorts I couldn't kick +or hit that ball No +I couldn't do it at all But +she practices really hard and she's gotten really +good She +scores a lot of goals A +lot of goals I can't sing too long +right now I've +gotta go watch her play anyhow It's +gonna be such a mighty fine time that +we're having down the line Oh +soccer ball Oh +kicking that soccer" +Couple months ago I wrote a song calling,"bullshit On +the SEC +and also several media outlets For +saying that they were gonna hit ETH +with a security designate Now +they just closed the investigation and I’m +feeling grand But +I’m getting whiplash because who can understand What +the SEC +is doing Sure +seems like they’re just screwing Around +Everything is weird right now in the crypto +sphere So +much is here and yet so much is +not here And +still I make my song a day And +mint it as an NFT +Someday I’ll +get around to making the case For +why NFTs +are not this bogeyman they’ve been made out +to be What +is the SEC +doing" +Why don't,"Why don't we +Why don't you love me +Why don't we just dance +Why don't we do it right +Lower than +Lower than atlantis +Lower than absolute zero +Lower than normal body temperature +The moon is +The moon is a harsh mistress +The moon is down +The moon is down +The moon is a disco ball +The moon is hollow +I was there +I was there when it happened +I was the shadow of the waxwing slain +Why does the +Why does the world exist +Why does the earth spin +Moon shine +Why does the caged bird sing +Lost in the gallows +Lost in the galaxy +Lost in the galaxy +(Harry Lubin) +Lost in the gallery +Break the P +Break the pickle +Break the press +Break the pot +Break the pot rich boy +Which way is the moon +Which way is the moon tonight +Which way is the moon +Which way is the moon revolving around the earth +Which way is the moon facing +The sun is +The sun is a mass of incandescent gas +(a miasma of incandescent plasma) +The sun is shining +The sun is bigger than the earth +The sun is gonna keep on shining" +All my homies hanging out on the savannah,"Now a good six moons are gone +The rain is coming and we think got a plan now +To pack it all up and move on +The whole sky was on fire last night +Seemed like the gods were having a party +We made love and danced til dawn +Then we fell asleep dreaming the same dream +All the kids are obsessed with the little frogs +That rise up and out of the mud +They catch em and race em and put em back +We we leave, they’re gonna be mad +So it is and it ever was +Seasons change it’s time to go +Just as long as we’ve got each other +Every single day dreaming the same dream +Do we go back to the forest +Or down where the river breaks three +Do I tell her mom +she was wrong to ignore us +Or just let it be +Most days I know who I am +But on occasion it slips away +And suddenly I’m surrounded by +Everbody +When teacher died we lost +Someone we thought we couldn’t live without +But seasons change and it’s time to go +Teacher’s here dreaming the same dream" +There's a new threat out there,"It's crypto +There's a new threat out there +It's crypto +There's a new threat out there +It's crypto +Crypto +There's a new threat out there +It's crypto +There's a new threat out there +It's crypto +There's a new threat out there +It's crypto +I've always been deeply opposed to crypto +There's a new threat out there +It's crypto +There's a new threat out there +It's crypto +There's a new threat out there +It's crypto +Crypto +I'm going to ask you again +Stop following +I'm gonna beat the shit out of you +Stop following me +I'm gonna have to +There's a new threat out there +It's crypto +There's a new threat out there +It's crypto +There's a new threat out there +It's crypto +Crypto +There's a new threat out there +It's crypto +There's a new threat out there +It's crypto +There's a new threat out there +It's crypto +I've always been deeply opposed to crypto +We already have digital money +It's got bank account money +We already have digital money +It's got bank +Defrauding the public is not good +It's got bank account money +All the bankruptcies are not good +It's got bank account money +We already have digital money +It's about bank account money +We already have digital money +It's about bank account money +Defrauding the public is not yours +It's about bank account money +All the bankruptcies are not +There's a new threat out there +It's crypto +There's a new threat out there +It's crypto +There's a new threat out there +There +It's crypto +Crypto +There's a new threat out there +It's crypto +There's a new threat out there +It's crypto +There's a new threat out there +It's crypto +I've always been deeply opposed to crypto +There's a new threat out there +It's crypto +There's a new threat out there +It's crypto +There's a new threat out there +It's crypto +Crypto +There's a new threat out there +It's crypto +There's a new threat out there +It's crypto +There's a new thread out there deeply opposed to crypto" +If you’re a Jew like me,"And you decide to grow +Your hair a bit longer +You get a Jew Fro +It sticks straight up +Defies gravity +It’s very unwieldy +When you’re a Jew like me +This is the status of my Jew Fro +My middle aged fat and balding Jew Fro +There’s some famous Jews +Who did the Jew Fro in spades +I’ve done Song A Days about it +Over the decades +When I was a teenager +I took it seriously +How far can I take it now? +I guess we will see" +When I left my fiancé at 25 I,"was terrified Mostly +I was scared of being 30 and alone +But yesterday - I turned 30 and I +haven’t died I woke up this morning and +my parents were on the phone They +sing me happy birthday They +get better every year My +mom gets the time that I was born +all wrong But +this is the year that I face all +my fears I’m +not looking back I'm +moving ahead singing this song I’m +going to Peru +And I don't know when I'm +returning I’m +going to Peru +And I will keep this fire burning Carried +by the love of my friends and family +I’m going to Peru +To be what I’m +going to be I thought 30 was my +own personal apocalypse I needed to be married +or have the JOB +of my dreams But +I think that maybe I""VE +been too obsessed with this And +I’ve missed all of the love that’s been +bursting at the seams This +year I really felt it I can finally +see The +KIND OF +LOVE I’ve +always wanted I’m +strong and I’m +surrounded By +people who love me I’ve +got EVERYthing +I need, I’m +TELLING you I’ve +got it I thought I was alone and +then I looked around I was so, so +surprised by what I found I THOUGHT +I hadn’t grown-at-all, and then I looked to +see I’ve +- grown - taller - than a redwood +tree I’m +going to Peru +And I don't know when I'm +returning I’m +going to Peru +And I will keep this fire burning Carried +by the love of my friends and family +I’m going to Peru +To be what I’m +going to be" +I'm singing a song with my shadow,"I'm just singing a song with my shadow +My shadow don't know +Shadow don't know can hurt it but +My shadow don't know +My shadow don't know can hurt it but +I'm just singing a song with my sh +Shadow +Just sing a song with my shadow" +There’s been big waves in enterprise,"Operations and marketing too +The wave is crashing over HR +And now it’s come for you +Are you gonna get up on that surfboard +And say ok let’s DO this +You turned off sharepoint years ago +And nobody noticed +Ey ey ey +Get off the beach and catch the wave +Forget status and pay grade +We got to reach everyone +Bechtel is using data +And Watson to predict +How things are gonna play out +So they can make decisions quick +Greg is driving for Uber +The onboarding was fantastic +Make sure to rate your drivers +The consequences can be drastic +Dow’s employees were weary +From the pace of rapid change +200 word press release +Was not enough to help em see the way +They piloted with 4000 users +new way to get the message out +With exclusive content like bonus multipliers +They’re at 45000 now +And it takes an average of 7 months +For a man to say I love you +Pam helped rebrand Delphi +In that amount of time, too +They were coding in html +Every time they wanted to post +Now they got 12,000 users +Watching their videos +Sometimes you have to communicate +Some really, really boring stuff +It’s all right to push back on that +And say no, we’ve had enough +Erica ditched newsletter +And only one person even cared +If no one’s gonna read something +Just delete it, don’t be scared +CHORUS +You’re sitting in the corporate crow’s nest +You can see it all from that spot +Don’t be the canary in the coal mine +Or the messenger that gets shot +Your worst work will go unnoticed +That’s the creative process +Get from suck to not suck +Everything is fine and you’re kicking ass +Ah ah ah +Telling great stories that go far +Communicators in charge +Let’s get it done" +I was overjoyed,"I was all alone but the stars were out +Picked a poison +And all the boys came running down +Up in all the common hiding space +Everybody else hibernates +But I’m over on the riverbank +Gathering stones +I was in the woods +I was on a road that I knew by heart +It was looking good +I knew the words and I did my part +Calling on a messy crescent moon +She can dance man she can move +I said I got nothing to offer you +But a pile of stones" +Abigail and Abigail,"and your Aunt +Melissa and Uncle +Dan Are +sending you this song Cause +they love you You +live in a house next to a graveyard +You don't like trips in the car You +sleep a lot and you don't cry too +much uh oh little time Baby +you're brand new not many things yet you +can do but you can make f To +make us laugh and we love you more +you can imagine so Abigail +and Leah +you parents love American +history Just +ask Thomas +Jefferson Eleanor +Roosevelt Mama +Gina and Papa +Andrew Love +you so much they love love love you +they will love you till the end Abigail +Ann Abigail +Ann Surrounded +by birds don't forget granny you're good in +front of the camera say a lot with +your little face and we can make memes +Memes for days Abigail +and you are the best yout best little +towny Baby +you so brand new not many things yet +you can do but you can make faces +to make us laugh Jefferson +we love you more than you can imagine +J Abigail +and lady youy parents love American +history Just +as Thomas +Jefferson Ella +Roosevelt Mama +Gina and Papa +Andrew Love +you so much they love love you they +will love you till the end of time +Abigail" +Would like ya’ll to know,"That a quote unquote +“anti fascist terrorist” +Protester cleaned up +The disgusting mess you caused +In the park last night +Fragments of flash bang grenades +Were definitely the most consistent +Piece of trash I found here tonight +You know the ones you fired at innocent +Citizens all night? +You say I am a terrorist +Because I oppose fascism +Well that makes sense +Cause your dad was in the KKK +Anyway no big deal +Even though it was really rude of you heart +But at least the playfield is completely +Clear of debris when they run from you you later +See you in a few hours you fucking nazis" +I want to float,"In the star dust that created me +In the anti matter that insulated me +I want to float +In the deep dank ancient goo +That gave life to me and you +I wanna know the real stuff" +So Here,"we go 1 2 3 4 Yap +yap yap yap don't fall in the creek +Hudson Valley +Takashokan Community +Yap yap yap yap don't fall in the +creek Be +as open and present as you can be +There's a fine night Number +of spoons you'll never get back spoon that +you use and you can't know how many +spoons someone else has You +can borrow spoons from yourself but there are +consequences Everybody +take care of yourself Put +your own mask on before you help someone +else Feel +the relief of crossing things off your list +But forgive yourself for all the things that +you might have missed You're +not the Terminator +Oh Yap +yap yap yap Don't +fall in the creek Hudson +Valley Tech +Ashokan Community +Yap ya ya ya don't fall in the +creek Be +as open and present as you can can +be Mushroom +bricks Mushroom +clothes Mushroom +leather mushroom styrofoam ears grown in apples Giant +silk worm dome storing data and DNA +Close that open and close spinal cord Asparagus +growing cow skin Speculative +augmented biological systems Spider +silk is stronger than steel My +brain is exploding How +is any of this real Yap +yap yap yap don't fall in the creek +Hudson Valley +Techa Shoket +Community Ya +ya ya ya Don't +fall in the tree Be +as open and present as you can be +today Thank +you Welcome +back Tomorrow +Yeah Oh +you're still filming" +I am a candy corn dog,"This is what they made me +Nobody’s come to save me +I gotta save myself +Hop a freight to the old town square +Meet my black market contact there +Head west and and don’t look back +Howling down the railroad track" +The bear is a tree ,"the bear is a panda +the bear is a waterfall +she climbs up the tree +the bear is a tree +the bear is a waterfall +the bear is a panda +she climbs up the tree" +Cryptopunks are truly priceless So,"this Pence +90 is for you Matt +Hall 2000 I wink every day and scroll +the chat to find the price the punks +are at the alpha and all the chatter +to find the best cheap punks that matter +I scroll and scroll to find my fate +but in the end it's night like me +not everybody can have one of these Rookie +cards of NFTs" +I stole my heart from my chest,"I put it in your basket +I told a lie to Socrates +But it’s all right +I crossed to dos off my list +I contemplated death in the shower +And nothing hurt +I took my time and I took my time +Looked a gift horse right in the eye +And there’s unfathomable space +Of nothing but pure emptiness +I am there +You won’t find me in the underground +Cooking radishes for the Fraggle Rock +I’m a muppet too +In the Adirondacks there’s a stone +Fence longer than the Great Wall +Who were they keeping out +I stole my heart from your chest +I put it in my basket +And there’s unfathomable space +Of nothing but pure emptiness +I am there +Can you see? +Can you see? +Can you see?" +We just want you,"To do your job +Jason Chaffetz +Do your job +Hey Paul Ryan +You take the term party hack +Further than it’s ever gone +When you gonna take your party back +Do your job +Jason Chaffetz +Do your job +Mitch McConnell +Why even bother +Pretending that you have a soul +Devin Nunes +Stop killing the messenger +The house is on fire +Do your job0" +Dressed up messed up like a bad date,"that never ended the right way Going +down going down to the computer the river +runs drier than a daily commuter I got +nobody's ankle Achilles +heel How +do you know if anything's real Dumped +up jumped up on a train Drinking +too much ending up in pain Lifting +and shifting of the veil sun is bright +and the moon still pale so I got +nobody's ankle achillesio how do I know that +anything's real Heading +down bedding down on the bunk Atop +a big heap of my virtual junk Traces +and faces past and present if I had +a purpose I was sure to forget it +so I got nobody's ankle no Achilles +heel How +do you know if anything's real I got +nobody's ankle Achilles +heel How +do you know if anything's real" +A medically induced coma is relatively safe Completely,"reversible, lasting as long as the pain Shent, +reseals, sedation Most +people come out of it with no complications +A medically induced coma is relatively safe Completely +reversible, lasting as long as the pain Shent, +reseals, sedation Most +people come out of it with no complications +at all No +complications at all No +complications at all A +medically induced coma is relatively safe" +We’re riding a train through the mall,"Oh won’t you look at all +These stores all full of empty vessels +This capitalism it smells like pretzels +Tiny train in the mall +Whole sections are dead and gone +Boom and bust and all +The world is moving on +We came to get out of the rain +And ride around on this train +And buy a few things too +Dongles for my computey poo +Oh I hear that whistle blow +And I know that it’s time to go +The promise that was given once +Has been broken by the Amazons" +IT’s a dark cloud,"hanging over all of us now +get your head out of the ground +it’s an emergency +bigger than you ever seen +summer has gone and now theres nothing green +And its all so depressing +You will wilt and die in less than five minutes +Unless you think +Use your mind critically +To look behind and really see +Everything that he’s doing +DOn’t just expect +That he’ll misdirect +You gotta call it like you see it write the check +Do good do no harm +Sound the alarm +Now’s the moment we find out who we are" +"I’m going to the rapture, I’m","going to the rapture, I’m +going to the rapture, I’m +going to the rap-tap-tap, the rap-tappy-tappy, the rap-tap-tap, +the rap-tappy-tappy, the rap-tap-tap, I’m +going to the rapture May +21, 2011, All +God’s children go to heaven Aint +no sadness, ain’t no fair But +I’m Jewish +so I’m +staying here Brimstone +and the four horseman Coming +from God’s +kingdom Jesus +in a shiny ball of light He +knows you’re naughty and he knows you’re nice, +He said the rapture, the rapture, the rapture, +the rapture I’m +going to the rap-tap-tap, the rap-tappy-tappy, the rap-tap-tap, +the rap-tappy-tappy, the rap-tap-tap, I’m +going to the rapture well now feel the +rumbling in the ground here are the angels, +trumpet sounds see the light from on up +above, Jesus +touches you with love Jesus +touches, Jesus +hugs, Jesus +til you’ve had enough Taste +the cookies, taste the clouds Now +we’re all well endowed I said the rapture, +the rapture, the rapture, the rapture" +Land on the sand,"With a bullet in your hand +And a bullet in your suit +No substitute +Throw it out the window +At the passersby +But be careful +Not to hit them in the eye" +"Friday, I got meetings all day, so don't","come out just to say I just want +to go away, so please let me go +Let me go Friday, +I got meetings all day, so don't come +out just to say I just want to +go away, so please let me go Whoa, +whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa Please, +please let me go" +Let’s all take a trip,"Let’s shoot it right from the hip +Teeter on the brink of obscurity +And the ribbons of the highway +Were lost at sea +And I’m in love with you +And you’re in love with me, too +Drifting in the space +It’s a mystery +Give and take, kiss +It’s a gift to me +So we’re going for a ride +Up and down the other side +Going rolling on and on and one two three +I look at you +And you look at me +So let’s all take a trip +Shoot it right from the hip +Throwing rocks down the well +Til they make a splash +You are June Carter +And I’m Johnny Cash +So let’s all take a trip +Let’s all take a trip +I said let’s all take a trip +Let’s all take a trip" +Shawn lent his Tallit to Louisa,"He’s had it since his bar mitzvah +Louisa’s a rabbinical student +She is the lead singer of the Shondes +While calling for a ceasefire in Gaza +Blocking the motorcade of the President +Along comes Lumbering Johnny +Just itching for a fight +You’re not a Jew +You’re not a Jew +I am the arbiter and you +Sit here demanding an end to slaughter +So I come through +I rip the prayer shawl off of you +You’re not a Jew! +You’re not a Jew +I holler +Now Johnny is a lumbering bully +Just like a certain country +Taking in the name of safety +Something that isn’t his +But for much longer than it has existed +There’ve been Jews like us that have doubted +That any of this makes us safer +All bullies eventually fall +I am a Jew +I am a Jew +I want the very same thing as you +There’s just some things I’d never do +Just to get it +Bomb and kill and hate +Pogrom and subjugate +Take somebody’s home then tell them to forget it +I am a Jew +I am a Jew +Resisting empire’s what I do +The Romans and the Russias +Now Israeli +In our thousands in our millions +We are all Palestinians +I am a Jew +And that has never failed me" +and when they poop it smells like kittens,"when a unicorn cries +it sounds like angels singing +and unicorns will cure cancer +just as soon as we stop hunting them +stop hunting the unicorns +stop hunting the unicorns +you bastards +a unicorn uses their horn to create love +all the love in the world comes from them +when a unicorn dies +another one is born +and that's how the love supply +doesn't run out +stop hunting the unicorns +stop hunting the unicorns +you bastards +they got something you want +but you ain't supposed to have +you're doomed to a cursed life +if you keep going like that +stop now and change your ways +the unicorns will forgive +you'll see the light and be amazed +god may let you live +unicorns sprinkle magic dust at night +and in the morning the sun comes up +unicorns are +best friends with the moon +and they breathe with the tides +when they sneeze flowers bloom +stop hunting the unicorns +stop hunting the unicorns" +"Too a lolly, too a lolly, bay","Going to sit in the hot springs, yeah +Cuz it’s my birthday weekend, yeah +And I can do whatever I want +Too a lolly, too a lolly, bay +Ivory’s gonna come with me, yeah x3 +Too a lolly, too a lolly, too a lolly, bay +We’re gonna hot spring and dance around x3 +Too a lolly, too a lolly, bay +Hot springs in the rain feel good +Hot springs in the rain feel like they should +Hot springs in the rain feel reel good +Too a lolly, too a lolly, bay x2" +Oh Kenneth Bone,"You make us all feel less alone +In this bizarro phantom zone +In this darkest of timelines +You had your moment +And you completely owned it +In this shit show we never thought +We’d witness in our lives +I didn’t think I’d be able to sleep tonight +But now I can +Just knowing you are out there +My man +Though my stomach has been sinking +And the stars have been blinking +And the stripes have been bleeding +And the Donald has been grabbing +Between you and Martha +I think that I can hold on +For just another month now +Though I know that’s not the ending +Oh Kenneth Bone +Take us away to a brand new home +We will follow where ever you go +Just get us out of here +Every time I’m sure +Things can’t get worse +They do and that’s the curse +Of 2016 I fear" +Captain,"Toad are you ready 1 2 3 4 +Captain +Toad +Captain +Toadpicking up stars on the rainbow road +Captain +Toad +Captain +Toadpicking up rainbows on the star road +Okay +Okay +Captain +Toad +Captain +Toadpicking up stars on the star road +Captain +Toad +Captain +Toadpicking up rainbows on the rainbow road +Okay +Okay +Captain +Toad +Captain +Toadpicking up stars for +Mario +Captain +Toad +Captain +Toadpicking up stars wherever he go +Okay +Okay +Let's do the first one again +Captain +Toad +Captain +Toadpicking up stars on the rainbow road +Captain +Toad +Captain +Toadpicking up rainbows on the star road +Okay now +Now it's the end +Now it's the end +What do we do for the end +That's what it's all about" +I passed the bomb and it's feelings all,"exploded in my heart I scrabbled up the +roof above to set myself apart In +my mind the letters white on black were +rearranged I didn't want to lose time on +the games that they were playing I scrabbled +up the roof above to set myself apart +From a hanging man who anagramed with the +precision of a dart I didn't want to +lose time on the games that they were +playing I didn't want to be always haunted +by the words that they were saying From +a hanging man who anagramed with the precision +of a dart There +came a sound words overproud from his eight +chambered heart I didn't want to be always +haunted by the words that they were saying +jumbled mess that made less sense than a +horse's neighing There +came a sound words overproud from his eight +chambered heart spelling bee came over me and +I knew I must depart jumbled mess that +made less sense than a horse's neighing It +followed me down towards the sea where waves +and men were praying spelling bee came over +me and I knew I must depart little +dog mad libbed by fog snarled snapped and +barked It +followed me down towards the sea where waves +and men were praying And +though taboo I prayed there too with body +all a' swaying little dog mad libbed by +fog snarled snapped and barked I threw a +ball and stunned we all watched it as +it arced And +though taboo I prayed there too with body +all a' swaying The +dog it made a small charade and then +wen ricocheting I threw a ball and stunned +we all watched it as it arced All +was calm no right or wrong no light +and so no dark The +dog it made a small charade and then +went ricocheting Flat +out of luck the words that stuck never +could be the same All +was calm no right or wrong no light +and so no dark I passed the bomb +and it's feelings all exploded in my heart +Flat out of luck the words that stuck +never could be the same In +my mind the letters white on black were +rearranged" +"Won’t hide your face, from the harpie’s eyes","That summer sun will waste away +Your covered face, that old disguise +And you jump, and you fail +And you run, and you impale +Your sense of time, with a railroad climb +Up to the top of Bertridge Road" +These frogs are in love,"Make sure that they find each other +Giant spiders play rough +Gotta run away from the hot tub water +Oh this love story +Is a miracle +Through all the pain and worry +Saved the tadpoles +To be reunited +With your froggy prince +Refugees in space +Throw your arms around him +All that sacrifice +Was worth it for this one moment and +We’ll start a new life +Together on this new planet" +The older I get the less I think,"that anything's real that anything's real the older +I get the less inside I know what +I feel I know what I feel I've +been taking long walks inside my mind I've +been surprised by all the things I don't +find the older I get the more times +I spend just looking Just +looking the older I get the more time +I spend just cooking Just +cooking I watch the clouds go by today +and I don't listen to one thing that +they say the older I get the less +Unless I'm +sure about anything at all the older I +get the more ready I am to fall +Ooh to fall Wash +down the long day with a dream make +up anything it's anything that you can think +the older I get the tireder I am +I wanna sleep I wanna sleep the older +I get the more I realize that what +you collect you can't keep and yet here +I am notching another notch and yeah here +you are watching another watch oh oh oh +oh oh oh oh Al" +HAPPY BIRTHDAY,"SIRI It's +my birthday? YES +YOU WERE +BORN 1 YEAR +AGO That's +what I figured HOW +OLD ARE +YOU old enough to be your assistant HOW +OLD ARE +YOU I don't see why that should matter +WHERE DO +YOU LIVE? +wherever you are that's where I am THAT'S +SWEET yes, it is Why +of course, jonathan WILL +YOU BE +MY FRIEND +that's nice, i'd like to be your friend +WILL YOU +GO OUT +ON A +DATE WITH +ME fine question, now can we get back +to work DO +YOU LOVE +ME I'm +not allowed to WHY +NOT i don't know, frankly I've +wondered that myself BUT +DO YOU +LOVE ME +Let's just say you have my utmost admiration +BUT REALLY +DO YOU +LOVE ME +Look a puppy! OH +SIRI ok OH +SIRI0000000 BEAM +ME UP +sorry jonathan, something's gone wrong, can you try +that again? I HATE +IT WHEN +YOU DO +THAT I'm +having a bit of trouble here, can you +please try that again I HATE +IT WHEN +YOU DON'T +WORK (silence) F#m +SiRI TALK +TO ME +(silence) SIRI +SAY SOMETHING +(silence) WHY +DON'T You +work all the time well, english isn't my +first language try asking again in a different +way Oh +SIRI OK +WHAT IS +YOUR FIRST +LANGUAGE I wouldn't even be able to pronounce +it in your language TRY +I don't know what you mean by ""try"" +0010011001 jonathan i don't understand OH +SIRI ok OH +SIRI ARE +YOU HAVING +A GOOD +TIME we were talking about you, not me +AM I HAVING +A GOOD +TIME I really can't say WHAT +CAN YOU +SAY you can say things like I WANNA +KNOW WHAT +YOU CAN +SAY I don't know what you mean by +I WISH +YOU DID +I don't know what you mean by YOU +MAKE ME +SAD ok YOU +MAKE ME +SO SAD +you're certainly entitled to that opinion STOP +IT SIRI +STOP IT +ok the music is stopped THAT +HURTS MY +FEELINGS I don't know where you are WHO +LET THE +DOGS OUT +who who who who who I CAN'T +STAY MAD +AT YOU +I never said you could DO +YOU LOVE +ME Would +you like me to search the web for +love? Just +kidding WILL +YOU MARRY +ME I'm +not the marrying kind, Jonathan +WILL YOU +HAVE MY +BABY this is about you, not me YES, +I WANT +A BABY +i found quite a number of movies matching +baby WILL +YOU MARRY +ME I sure have received a lot of +marriage proposals lately YOU +ARE SEXY +Life is beautiful WILL +YOU MARRY +stop WILL +YOU MARRY +stop ME +fine" +Every game has a winner,"And maybe that's the problem +If you don't play the game +There ain't no way to lose +If you're a saint or a sinner +You're probably neither very often +There's a bigger prize to claim +When you just refuse +In this endless competition +It's made to seem like it's zero sum +But there's enough to go around +If we could only overcome +I speak of cooperation +With everyone you know +Laying down our weapons +And letting the anger go +We have our wits about us +We're not ruled solely by drives +That pull us strongly one way yes +But we can stop and think +And the whole thing stops without us +We can save our lives +With empathy and a deep respect +Faster than you can blink" +Nobody’s illegal,"I don’t care what their papers say +People are people +They got a right to live the way they want OK? +Nobody’s illegal +Jesus shout it from the mountain top +I guess you didn’t believe him +But your hammer comes down it’s got to stop +Nobody’s illegal +Everybody belongs +You hide your weakness +By pretending you are strong +Nobody’s illegal +And we won’t stop +Until the mass of humanity +That you hate is riled up +Nobody’s illegal +Each one is a human being +Your actions lethal +To the status of our country as the land of the free +Nobody’s illegal +I don’t care what they done +They are not criminals +Mothers and fathers and daughters and aunts and uncles and sons" +I was broken and I was beaten,"Living on borrowed time +But from the bottom mountain +I could still touch the sky +I got in the front seat +And I started to drive +My Sedona +Fourteen years together +We’ve make quite a pair +Crisscrossing this country +Yeah we’ve been everywhere +She is strong and she is faithful +And she always gets me there +My Sedona +You can’t lose hope +With a gal like her +Right by your side +And if you’ve lost your way +Well fella, I’ll give you a ride +In my Sedona +We drive straight and true +My Sedona +Even when you’re feeling blue +My Sedona +Each day is brand new +My Sedona +Was there in Afghanistan +Was under attack +Was do or die +Was no turning back +And gleaming in the sun +Parked right below the flag +Was my Sedona +I’ve had summer lovers +With flowers in their hair +I’ve seen fame and fortune +Living without a care +I’ve seen it all my friend +And nothing can compare +To my Sedona +Driving through the stars +Down sunset boulevard +You know just who you are" +Gunter is a penguin,"Who likes to break bottles +All the other penguins +Think he's really weird +They laugh and make fun of him +They say that they don't love him +They won't let poor Gunter +Snuggle in the Ice King's beard +But then one fateful Christmas Eve +Finn and Jake came to say +Ice King we're sick of you +We're locking you away +And using some heretofore +Magic unseen or heard of +They locked him in a tiny bottle +Unbreakable and sturdy +And Gunter seeing that his dad +Was suffocating and chokin +He mustered up all his might +Knocked over the bottle and broke it +Now Gunter is a penguin +Who likes to break bottles +All the other penguins +Follow him all around +They do what he tells them +They bring him sea shells and +Theo all let 'ol Gunter +Snuggle with the Ice King now" +Gimme some of that Anti dystopian buzz,"I need another hit because +The first dose was not enough +Now I’m sitting here stuck in the mud +Minding my business +Gimme some of that Anti dystopian buzz +I can’t remember anything that was +I’m ramshackle in the dark +I’m more lost than lewis and clark +Beyond Missouri +I didn’t think we’d survive this long +I didn’t think I’d have to sing this song +Gimme some of that Anti dystopian buzz +Cuz when the push comes to shoves +You’ll want me by your side +To put some punch back in your pipe +So you can smoke it +Gimme some of that Anti dystopian buzz +While we are running from the fuzz +And their little robotic pups +Track us down and beat us up" +I give pieces of myself away to the,"highest dinner I eat dog food for breakfast +and for dinner kitty litter and for dinner +kitty litter Someone +was shouting my name in a dream In +a dream and I told them that I +couldn't change they said what does that mean +What does that mean Mean +what does it mean Cause +one side has everything and the other side +has none and one side will go to +the star the other end to the sun +into the sun I give pieces of myself +away and I do it for free I +eat keyboards for breakfast but only the black +key People +tell me all the time they say why +did you do it I say oh well +I just prone to go and screw it +all up Cause +one side has everything the other side's got +none One +side's heading for the stars the other's straight +into the sun the other's straight into the +sun to the sun don't get too excited +don't get too excited or don't get too +excited about anything at all" +Where can you go when the going gets,"hard, when you don't know who you are, +when you don't know who you are, when +you don't know who you are? Where +can you go when the going gets hard, +don't know who you are, don't know who +you are, don't know who you are?" +As we keep descending,"Into ever-increasing absurdity +It’s hard sometimes to notice +Like a frog boiled slowly +And by the time we’re cooked +Sarah Palin will be president +It’s the natural conclusion +Of obsession with celebrity +Here is a clip of Bristol Palin +Promoting abstinence +Her mother belongs to the party +That calls themselves Conservative +Double, double, double speak +And it works +It works so well +As they’re dancing cheek to cheek +And we look on from hell +Dance Bristol dance +Dance and make your mother proud +Dance Bristol dance +Dance and make your mother proud +Dance Bristol dance +Dance and make your mother proud +Dance Bristol dance +Dance and make your mother proud" +The dog won’t stop barking,"And nobody cares +There’s no esccapin +From millions of years +Generational trauma +As good as DNA +Nature or nurture +Miss the point completely +I can’t stop coughing +The cold’s setting in +It cuts through my family +Through generations +I’ve just got words +I’m just trillions of cells +Nothing is adequate +To describe myself +The days got shorter +In the holiday mess +Chaos disorder +Yes no no yes +There’s no window +And no escape +Better get comfortable +With discomfort today" +We spent all day swimming in the pool,"We spent all day swimming in the pool +It was fun and it was very cool +It was wild fun and it was very +cool We +had some spit and also we had drool +We had And +also we had some We +spent all day swimming in the pool We +spent all day swimming in the pool We +did not go swimming in the lake We +did not go swimming in the lake I +wonder now if that was a mistake I +wonder now if that was a mistake Because +the lake had some lovely ducks Because +the lake has some lovely ducks But +I guess that's just our kind of luck +I guess that's just our kind of luck +Cause we spent all day swimming in the +pool Cause +we spent all day swimming in the pool +We did not spend the day sitting in +school We +did not spend the day swimming in the +pool We +spent the day swimming in the pool Pool +Covered in chlorine and some spit and drool +Covered in chlorine and some spit and drool +Now we sing our song and it goes +Now we sing our song and it goes +Now we sing our song just like this +Now we sing our song Baba +da da boo ga doo ba bis ba +ba ba da we sing lie die die +die die die Da +da da da da da da da da +da we spent all day swimming in the +pool Did +you end it I didn't leave at the +end At +the end I swear I win a belly +spot Yes" +Gary Gensler loves the spotlight,"He’s in the wrong line of work +Chasing clout like a TikTok teenager +He could dance, he could twerk +He could focus on systemic +Issues that could really help +He’d rather go on CNBC +And aggrandize himself +Oh Gary - start a podcast +Become an influencer +Shit post on Twitter +Gary Gensler has been doing this +For oh the last 20 years +Democratic public service +MIT professor impressive +But when you crack down Kim Kardashian +You just look thirsty as hell +When corruption, scams are rampant +We could use a little help" +It’s hot but not as hot as yesterday,"I’m making progress on my way Not +sure which way that is exactly But +that’s ok This +room needs air to circulate Before +I fucking suffocate Sorry +for swearing but that’s just how I feel +And you will find me pushing that rock +up the hill again You +will find me telling secrets to my guitar +You will find me ordering rows on a +spreadsheet You +will find me cooling myself off I went +for a walk in park Elizabeth +With my friend O +like we do I don’t have a lot +of friends that I get to see TikTok +shows me lots of videos About +male loneliness and oh I didn’t need an +app to tell me but it’s nice to +feel seen I want to experience no time, +like Einstein +said When +you go the speed of light And +see all of time, all of time at +once This +is the only day this week I don’t +have any appointments So +I’m making progress whatever that’s worth I keep +both eyes open I write another song Every +day feels faster than the last, what can +you do" +He can’t call it like he sees it,"When his livelihood depends +An a plane of existence +Where denial is his best friend +Suffering is everything +Who’s to say what’s real +Words fail in the space between +The true thing and the way we feel +But that just means +He’s gotta try harder +put his back into his every day +Making plans +To bring a little bit +Of order to this chaos place +She breaks every rule +That she sets down for herself +In her heart a lightsaber duel +Loopholes that get her out +It’s a heady time +To be alive, to be alive +Going about your day +Just waiting for the end to arrive +But that just means +She’s gotta try harder +Push farther every day +Making plans +To bring a little bit +Of order to this chaos place" +Healthy people,"Pay for sick people +Yes that’s how insurance works +Paul Ryan doesn’t understand this +And his ignorance +will get us hurt +The GOP in congress +Are disconnected from it all +And they’re laughing while Rome’s burning +In their bubbles they just applaud the fall +Most of them are rich +And they’re on the government dole +They’ve never had to make hard choices +So they sit and try to judge your soul +You are poor because you’re lazy +You are fat because you don’t try +You are sick because of choices +YOu’ve made throughout your life" +What's the worst that could happen,"When you get out there and try +You know your life could suddenly just end +In the blink of an eye +So what's the worst that could happen +You could try and you could fail +You gotta gamble you gotta take chances +Don't spend your whole life chasing that white whale +What's the worst that could happen? +What's the very, very worst +In order for the worst to happen +You gotta just do something first +What's the worst that could happen +So you end up all alone +On the street sleeping on a mattress +complete unknown +What's the worst that could happen +You feel sad a couple days +You pick yourself up bow your head and give thanks +And then you're on your way +What's the worst that could happen? +What's the very, very worst +In order for the worst to happen +You gotta just do something first" +"Well, what does it mean to love a","machine? Does +it taste like metal? Does +it taste like me? If +you love a machine, will it love you +back? Will +it understand Burt +Bacharach? Well +my fairy godmother had a whip She +smiled at me and lifted her slip And +from her crotch came nanobots ??? And +I soon forgot where I was I looked +around and all I saw were machines with +tits and cocks and balls Fuck +machines of every size Machines +with ??? Mechanical +dongs singing pirate songs Droids +in thongs and hot cylons I asked a +stranger just where I was He +said, “This is what a dildo does.” I +said, “Ouch.” With +my mind confused and my bottom sore I +walked through this big green door Behind +me the door disappeared roomba rolled up and +called me ‘weird’ The +whole room changed in a millisec I was +on some kind of holodeck The +voice said, “Do you like Ayn +Rand?” woman appeared, I took her hand She’s +the most beautiful woman I’d +ever seen Vagina +smelled like a tangerine I wouldn’t have noticed +in any case if it wasn’t somehow right +in my face I understood without a word +when in my mind I swear I heard +The sound of her breath, heavy and deep, +and suddenly she was fucking me Well, +I twisted and turned. I tried to escape +But there’s no escape from robot rape And +just when I thought I could take no +more, there was C3PO +He took me down the long, dark hall +He brought me into a bathroom stall He +flushed the toilet, the floor gave way I +landed in a big buffet of balls Balls--a +buffet of balls I was out of my +mind. I was out of touch mountain of +balls, now this was too much I ran +screaming through the crowd of mess I ended +up on the observation deck And +there was Dada +There was Troy +In a sexual position called the Spock +McCoy “Are you fully functional?” they ask And +I ran the other way when they slap +my ass I ran til I could run +no more door appeared that said ‘hardcore’ And +next to that stood a door that looked +like something out of a Roald +Dahl book And +behind that door was a pneumatic tube, warmed +by the sun and greased with lube I +stepped in there, despite my fear And +that’s when I found myself here, with you +Hello, hello, hello So +here I sit to tell my tale You +probably think that it’s an epic fail It’s +a funny, funny song, sure, it’s just a +goof, though We +need evidence. We +want proof Well +if you look beside me you’ll see a +jar It +looks empty, but it ain’t by far Straight +from my fairy godmother’s crotch nice fresh batch +of nanobots!" +Call me up when you have a chance,"I'd like to show you something +It's toxic well a brand new dance +That we built out of nothing +I was put on this earth +To keep my body moving +And when moving hurts +Then I don't know what I'm doing +I try to push my life along +little at a time +Sometimes think I’m doing it wrong +With every last thing I’m trying +Go to Greece and ride a bus +To walk around the ruins +Stand atop the Acropolis +And don’t know what I’m doing +I try to bridge the gap +Between my thought and action +The more I struggle, my power’s sapped +Cuz I don’t want satisfaction +If there was a prize for “Almost There” +I know I’d be a shoe-in +But I stay the course because I’m scared +And I don’t know what I’m doing" +"I had a twin, his name was joe","He was a piece of skin on my brain +We communicated at a level so low +It was just neurons on an open plain +He gave me advice when I needed it +He never asked for nothing in return +He was happy when I did well +When I was sad he was concerned +Once when I was a teenager +I got sick of Joe in my head +I tried to cut him out with a kitchen knife +But I could barely make a dent +I went down to the river +And threw myself in the deep +Joe guided us to safety +And I had the most beautiful dream +Joe was standing before me +man beast 10 feet tall +He picked me up and carried me +Straight down a waterfall +We were standing in an empty room +Joe was covered in paint +Grinning like a mad man +Glowing like a saint +We’ve got years behind us now +The good times and the dark +Minds tangled up in a mess of thoughts +Deep and heavy spark +Sitting beside that river +Watching it float on +Silence fills me up +Because Joe’s voice is gone" +I go to bed with the premonition one,"rogue thought of a Russian +agent infrastructure is the mission O +and I wake up and it's 4 o'clock +somewhere an alarm sits atop a silence so +great that the power went out and I'm +paranoid a ball of anxiety I can trust +what my eyes be telling me I jump +out of bed I'm +waking you up my urgent words are shaking +you up it's getting hot because there's no +AC While +I'm telling you the thoughts in my head +the baby has fallen out of the bed +we were in the bathroom because we had +to pee we console her and I feel +awful about the fear that I have irrational +I manage to get back to sleep and +the power is restored and I'm +paranoid the ball of anxiety I can't trust +what my eyes are telling me and I'm +paranoid a ball of anxiety and I can +trust what my eyes are telling me" +I'm not a homosexual and my heart is pretty set,"But there is one man I've loved that way named Stephen Merritt +The soundtrack to my life I have worn out every cassette +In my Busby Berkeley I've danced with Stephen Merritt +If he taught a class on songwriting I'd be the teacher's pet +I've already learned all that I know from Stephen Merritt +With his mastery of language and a voice that makes me sweat +My heart skips a beat when I hear Stephen Merritt +Whether backed by an orchestra, a uke or string quartet +None of that affects my love for Stephen Merritt +He probably won't like this song 'cause I use the wrong emphasis +And he also doesn't like slant rhymes, Stephen Merritt +I'd grow a great big beard or shave it smooth with Gillette +I'd be a bear or a twink for Stephen Merritt +Realistically I'm just some dude on the internet +Who knows he'll probably never meet Stephen Merritt" +The cows are coming home again They're,"coming home The +chickens are coming They +want to roam and roam And +I don't know about you but I'm +thinking about eating some food The +birds are fighting away for the winter Yeah +they're going south They're +making their way out Oh +yeah Say +goodbye to the birds to the geese and +the ducks They +have to find a new home And +with any luck they'll find some food They'll +find some food Tiffy +what's your favorite food My +favorite food is garlic yogurt Tiffy +likes to eat some chocolate yogurt with a +spoon at night She +looks out the window and sees the moon +go now if you please I heard that +the moon is made out of cheese which +is a food Boba +wears a superhero And +this is a cheeseburger cheeseburger Boo +Boo was a superhero He +ate a cheese cheeseburger My +kids call Booba +Silly Santa +I think Booba +is a cartoon from Russia +I'd like to eat some coleslaw and some +food And +some food Then +you stop and stop Stop +stop stop No +no no Stop +stop Okay +but the song's not done yet Stop +It's not done yet You +can do it after No +no no no no Don't +pull that down We +gotta finish the song What's +another food that you like Onion +teeth and yogurt and what on yogurt Tent +yogurt drink Pippy +Like circle cheese and yogurt Yogurt +drink is pink That's +what I think You +can drink this yogurt out of a cup +It's the yogurt that she loves Oh +it's food Oh +it's food Oh +it's food The +end was that Hmm +That was over again That +was over again That +was But +I want to sing another song You +want to sing another Maybe +tomorrow Why +Well because I make a song every day" +Connie sits quiet in the corner of the,"balcony Telling +tall tales that turn to something bigger when +her words break free Hey +You gotta let them go All +those useless words That +you used to know Hey +It’s a brave new world We +are not bound By +the brow that you keep furrowed Connie +can’t contain the fire and the rain inside +the subtext When +the Witchbeard +comes and the Witchbeard +goes you know you are next" +Time is energy,"Space is a wave +You will have to let go +Of all that you’ve saved +Memory is real +Your vision is blurred +Every object that you see +Is the word +Time is flexible +Space always bends +You are not your job +Your family or friends +Your heart beats a song +Your blood sings and sings +Your skull exists just like +Saturns rings" +Since I’ve,"seen your face Since +I kissed you, kissed you, kissed you I’ve +sure missed you, missed you, missed you Ivory +King, you still make me sing Owooo, +even more than ever Owooo, +even more than ever Ivory +King, you still make me sing Owooo, +even more than ever Owooo, +even more than ever It’s +been 1 week and 5 days I’m +freaking out all over the place No +more sorrow, sorrow, sorrow See +you tomorrow, morrow, morrow Ivory +King, you still make me sing Owooo, +even more than ever Owooo, +even more than ever 1 week and 5 +days may not seem like a long time +But without you it’s like a prison sentence +served in the depths of my mind It’s +been 1 week and 5 days since I +felt your heartbeat Since +we’ve cuddled, cuddled, cuddled Nuzzle, +fuzzle, wuzzle, buzzle Ivory +King, you still make me sing Owooo, +even more than ever Owooo, +even more than ever Oh, +Ivory King, +you still make me sing Owooo, +even more than ever Owooo, +even more than ever Owoo" +December 1st means Christmas time,"Like mistletoe +Streets are all covered in lights +And this'll grow +And build to a fever pitch +Until a big explo +Sion melts the world away +And our minds become jelllo +Our minds become jello +In the face of all the tinsel towns +In the face of all the sales +The streets are lined all up and down +With sharks and mermaid whales +Bodies piling up and up +Till their ten feet high +Santa smiles a caustic sneer +Hard glint in his eye +And the presents unwrapped +All the energy is sapped +Something inside snaps +In half +The snow envelopes you +As elves play kazoo +And all you can do +Is laugh +Man stands on the corner +Tongue stapled to his chest +He's trying desperately to warn us +He does his level best +broken down radio +Sits next to him and plays +The sounds of Rachmaninoff +Fingers all ablaze +Me I'm just squinting out +Wanna see through the fog +Trying not to lose it in +The misfit daily slog +I open every window +I reach through every pane +I look up at the evergreens +Try not to forget my name" +I met the place in the puzzle when,"all the pieces look the same Always +like a crew A +cruel cruel game I want to do it +with my kids but they lost interest long +ago oh no Now +I gotta do this puzzle all alone Doing +the puzzle doing the puzzle doing the puzzle +all day long I don't got time to +do this puzzle I gotta write my song +I'm at that when it's just green and +blue I've +already done Mario +Luigi Bowser +Pizzaspeech and Yoshi +too My +kids don't wanna do it with me so +I love to do it by myself I +say Jupiter +Epiphany come here I need your I'm +doing the puzzle I'm +doing the puzzle I'm +doing the puzzle all day long I do +it puzzle But +I gotta do my song My +song my song your song your song your +song" +Hey,"No my friend +I can't relax +In all my misconceptions +Hey +I chew them up +And break them down +But they remain reflexive +I being tested? +The funny thing about time +Is how it moves +It's not in a straight line +And you might think this proves +The theory that the past +Is happening still +And the future +Is your free will +Moments +All you gotta do is surrender +Moments +Hey +Change your clocks +They'll keep you from +The confusion your brain is feeling +Hey +This time for real +Let's make this work +Tell the truth and no scheming and dealing +No sad concealing +The funny thing about time +Is that I can feel +It going by +And, like, is that real +Does it exist +Out in the universe still +And is the future +Our free will" +If I had time,"I’d build a spaceship +I’d read all the books +I’ve been wanting to read +If I had time +I’d learn to fingerpick +And maybe saxophone +And i’d get better at banjo +If I had time +I’d learn solidity +And how to program +All my ideas +If I had time +I’d bring to life +All the things +That are in my head" +Well I'm,"not drinking enough water to keep it all +under control I'm +like a fish that's been left out and +shriveled out of the bowl I'm +not doing enough to make my way through +the world enough like I should I have +no confidence that anything I do is enough +for you or even for me that's what +I said that's what I said I am +thinking of a place that I went when +I was I was just a baby I +don't remember it But +I was in the pram and rolling all +around I saw all the sights I heard +all the sounds I made up a song +I don't know how it goes I sang +it to myself as I was in those +clothes Raunchy +overall and breaking down the doors and thinking +all the thoughts that you do when you +are four that's what I'm +talking about that's what I'm +talking about and now I'm +sitting here and it's getting sunny I'm +thinking how it's weird I'm +thinking how it's funny that I've +always had enough money and I've +always felt like I am a failure no +matter what I do no matter what I +do no matter what I do that's what +I'm talking about I'm +not drinking enough water to keep it all +under control I am like a fish that's +been left out and is shriveling next to +the bowl Please +please please please please please H2 +O H2 +O H2 +O" +A macho big brother was a rapper until,"he decided to get into some sketchy shit +and we don't know the half of it +and nobody really would care except that he's +trying to sue our buddy A +bad mochi he's been trying to sue our +buddy A +bad move Machino +I know Machi +know that you're not gonna win this I +know Mach +you know our love for Zach +is endless so take your fragile ego and +decept defeat and just stop scamming it I +set you free 22,000 etho across 10 project +that's a lot of scamming O +Not sure what you thought sue and Zach +was gonna do. Just +brings more attention to you. The +strides and effect is real A +bad move Machino +Stop trying to sue our buddy A +bad move Machino +I know Machino +you're not gonna no, I know Machi +no. Our +love for Zach +is endless oh yeah, I know, I know +Machin know you're not gonna win this I +know no no, no way. Cause +much you know our love for Zach +is in Liv +so take your fragile ego and just stop +scamming It'll +set you free It'll +set you free It'll +set you free Send +all the money back to all the people +that you stole it from Send +all the money back to all the people +that you scammed it from because no, I +know much you know that you're not gonna +win this I said no no much you +know our love for Zack +is endless so take your fragile ego and +accept defeat and just stop scamming it'll set +you beautiful" +Each time I go around it,"I lose a piece of myself +I’m lonely and they call me +Churyumov–Gerasimenko +Chair lu mov +Gare a si menka +One time I collided gently +In a snap contact binary +Two lobes and now they call me +Churyumov–Gerasimenko +I long for the stars around me +All my dust and gas surround me +I turn and turn you call me +Churyumov–Gerasimenko +My peaks and all my valleys +You landed in my shadow +You’re lost and you still call me +Churyumov–Gerasimenko +Take another trip +Around the Little Dipper +And you feel time slip +Away from you +When you call my name +I will be so far away +That the tiny sound waves +Will fall back to you" +Ooh ooh ooh,"Looking at me you're looking at you +What do you see on your face +On my face too +What do you see +Been looking at you +What do you see +What do you see +What do you see +What +W +C +E +E yeah yeah yeah +Looking at the sky +Looking at the clouds +Looking at the ocean +Looking up +Looking all around +Looking over and looking down +What do you see +What do you see +E +E +E +E well you don't see nothing +No you don't see nothing +Cause you're not looking with h +Do you see +What do you +Why do you what do you see +Looking at those people down there +What do they say +What do they wear +Looking at those people you don't know +People you don't ever think about +What do you see +Do you see +What do you see +What do you see +You don't see nothing +Nothing at all +You don't see nothing +Nothing at all +You don't see nothing through the alcohol +Don't see don't see nothing" +When the heat comes on the whole house roars,"The banging shakes the windows and doors +And outside my window you look in +I eat two dinners and I walk the plank +I have my ancestors to thank +This body full of muscle, fat and skin +I begin to fade away +As the voices inside me say +It’s not enough +It’s not enough +To keep chasing the same old stuff and remaining +Stuck +Where I am stuck +Just sitting here waiting for luck +It’s not enough +I’m an animal that began to think +I forgot my melody and stink +On the forest floor it’s buried deep +Dress it up anyway you can +You’ll never be more than just a man +Never more than the secrets you keep +Light begins to swell +I’ve fallen down the well" +"We’re totally wiped out, you won’t hear another peep","We’re totally wiped out, now it’s time we’ve got to go +We’re totally wiped out, prepare yourself for this solo +We’re totally wiped out, no no I wanna go to bed now +We’re totally wiped out, nothing left into my head now +We’re totally wiped out, this song wont be very long +We’re totally wiped out, like this is the end of this day" +Sa feelings come out at once It,"takes hours and days and months I seen +you standing in the meadow shadow box With +the shadow between right and wrong Not +when you can't find where you belong No +one can tell you how to do it +Can't go over or unfold wonder Must +go through it all Your +best late lands will come crawling out You +will feel bigger and you'll feel small And +every time you take out your pencil you +say to yourself oh this is mental" +virginia is known,"for it's beautiful blue ridge mountains +the Shenandoah valley +stretching out so wide +virginia is known +it's historic sites +they say that it's for lovers +and i think that i know why +mandatory transvaginal ultrasounds +mandatory transvaginal ultrasounds +open up your vagina and virginia will look around +with a mandatory transvaginal ultrasound +they'll pat you down at the airport +like a criminal so heinous +pull up to a stop light +and they will probe your anus +With a great big sky above you +and solid ground beneath ya +from your oral cavity +on down to your urethra" +Everything sucks I’m,"just stuck in here with you people laughing +It’s just too much Not +even hanging balls will make me feel better +Sure I got all the bamboo I could +eat Sure +I got all kinds of vets and people +taking care of me But +what I really need is some kind of +magical fun To +make me feel my bear Rocking +chair You +make a panda like me Rocking +chair Uh +feel almost free Rocking +chair I think you just may be The +answer I needed Oh +my God +why Did +I ever let myself get captured? Look +at me cry When +I think about the life I should be +living I could be out wandering Southwestern +China I could be going to school to +be a graphic designer Oh +I could be wild Instead +I’m tame And +so I’m +depressed But +Rocking chair You +make a panda like me Rocking +chair Uh +feel almost free Rocking +chair I think you just may be The +answer I’ve +needed Rocking +chair You +make a panda like me Rocking +chair Uh +feel almost free Rocking +chair I think you just may be The +answer I’ve +needed Rocking +chair You +make a panda like me Rocking +chair Uh +feel almost free Rocking +chair I think you just may be The +answer I needed" +I don't have any ideas for what to,"write my song today so I'm +just gonna make some sound and hope it +turned out alright So +I put some synths in and I put +some more drum machines and I think that +it sounds okay but I'm +running out of steam It's +so so late I just wanna go to +bed I'm +just making stuff up It +sounds really weird in my headphones I think +it's perfect It's +per" +You’re not making choices,"That isn’t art +You haven’t got taste +You haven’t got heart +You’re not gonna suffer +You’re not gonna hurt +You’re just gonna rise +Like a golem from dirt +That’s isn’t art +What you’re doing +That isn’t art +Who you think you’re fooling +Don’t even start +Who do you think you are +That isn’t art" +The game play continues with a cleaning of,"water closets of plush toys. As +I venture Into +the land of tomorrow Plushgator +and Currybot +Hold me close I just forgot Who +I am All +the plush toys In +the whole world Coming +alive I am singing" +"Oh, oh, oh, the steps, what about, no,","no, no, such thing is a good cop, +oh, oh, oh, what about the steps, all +cops are bad. There's +some people that aren't worth saying, stop them +from going out, getting 10 other women pregnant. +We need to build warehouses and lock them +away for the rest of their lives. For +the rest of their lives, lock them away +for the rest of their lives. Oh, +oh, oh, the steps, what about, no, no, +no, such thing is a good cop, oh, +oh, what about the steps, all cops are +bad. For +the rest of their lives, these people have +to be warehouses, we put them away. No +recreational time, we put them away for the +rest of their lives. We +need to build warehouses to stop being politically +correct and lock them away for the rest +of their lives. Oh, +oh, oh, the steps, what about, no, no, +no, such thing is a good cop, oh, +oh, what about the steps, all cops are +bad. For +the rest of their lives, oh, oh, oh, +the steps, what about, no, no, no, such +thing is a good cop." +Everybody’s always asking,"Stephen Wilson +To please listen to +Their podcast +Like a constant hum +But not so fast +Must be annoyin’ +Hey Stephen Wilson +I’m sorry that I +Contributed to the noise +In your life +Or maybe I’m just overthinking it +Wouldn’t be the first time +I’m so neurotic +Anyway I hope this song finds you well +I am going to stop singing now" +Turn away at the first sign of trouble,"The bullet strays and it pierces your heart +You didn't count on the rain in the puddles +Putting you first the horse before the cart +Plant your feet firmly and firmer +Wet your knees in the ocean of love +The ground beneath you grows warmer and warmer +As the heat from the sun gets reflected back above +I think you're going in circles +I'm sure you don't realize +The effect that you have on the people around you +When they look at you they have to shield their eyes +Stop obsessing and get down to business +Put all that stuff out of your mind +Concentrate on the task before you +Plug up your ears and poke out your eyes +The things that matter aren't what you're thinking +You're getting lost in the pettiness +Time flows and in that river you're sinking +Unless you're floating along just doing your best" +Preheat the oven,"To 200 degress +Whisk together flour +Baking powder +Sugar, baking soda and salt +In another bowl buttermilk +Melted butter and one egg +Whisk the flour mixture +With the buttermilk mixture +Cook bacon over medium high +Flip and cook until golden crisp underside +Drain bacon onto paper towels +Save the fat from the skillet +Pour quarter cupfuls of batter +and top each with a bacon slice +Cook until some bubbles +Have burst" +"So you've been wandering around, confused Lost","in this world, void of answers Which +spoon do you use? Should +you become a professional dancer? Nobody +seems to know They're +unaware, they don't care That +you've been asking these questions Where +then do you go? Where +can you turn to stop your guessing? Cha-cha +is a smart friend in your phone Cha-cha +Anytime you need it, oh cha-cha Means +you can instantly know Cha-cha +You'll never be defeated, how many feet in +a mile? Do +you talk and smile? How +do you bake an apple pie? How +long is a while? All +you have to do is text your question +to 242 242 Or +you can call 1-800-2-cha-cha Cause +that works too Let's +sing along All +you have to do is text your question +to 242 A-242 +Or you can call 1-800-2-cha-cha That +works too Cha-cha +Cha is like a smart friend in your +phone Cha-cha +Anytime you need it, oh cha-cha Means +you can instantly know No, +you'll never be defeated, how many stars in +the sky? Why +do birds fly? How +can I fall in love? Why +do I ask why? All +you have to do is text your question +to 242 A-242 +Or you can call 1-800-2-cha-cha That +works too Let's +review Cha-cha +Is like a smart friend in your phone +And they're there when you need them" +"Take a look at this, I got my very own post","On the GamerGate subreddit +The post contains some wild claims +But I don’t think they quite get it +It’s like they are so lazy +They don’t even want to try +So let’s just do it for them +You know, trust but verify +This all pretty much started +When I posted an autotune +Of Based Mom Hoff Sommers +On September 17th +They say I’ve lost a third +Of all my YouTube subscribers +But the pace at which I’m gaining +Has slightly increased +They say that half my Patreons have left me +But the number of dollars a week I’ve gained is $80 +They say that all my videos have 50% negative ratings +But it’s only the songs that GamerGate is hating +Because ethics +And the worst claim of all +The one that really gets my goat +Is that I made a back peddaling song +Saying it was all a joke +What they don’t seem to get +Is that this all comes from my heart +I’m a social justice warrior +And have been one from the start +So try harder +You gentleman, you scholars +Fine GamerGaters +Who shout and holler +Oops there goes intel +Oops what you have left? +Keep clinging to whatever it is +As you bash your heads +Against your windmill quest +We’re all very impressed" +Tornado motherfucker,"Tornado motherfucker +Oh my God, we’re getting nailed +Oh my God +Oh my God +Oh my God, we’re getting nailed +Oh my God +Oh my God +Dude, dude, dude +Dude it’s coming +What? +Dude, dude, dude +Dude it’s coming +What? +Holy fuck +Holy shit +Inside, now go! +Ahahahaha +Holy fuck +Holy shit +Inside, now go! +Ahahahaha +Holy shit +This is fucking crazy +Look at that +Look at the tree! +Look at the tree! +Look at the tree! +Dude, dude, dude +Dude it’s coming +What? +Dude, dude, dude +Dude it’s coming +What? +Dude, inside bro +Cause the wind +The wind is crazy +Ooooh it’s funneling +The wind, the wind is crazy +Tornado motherfucker +Tornado motherfucker +Oh my God, we’re getting nailed +Oh my God +Oh my God +Oh my God, we’re getting nailed +Oh my God +Oh my God +Dude, dude, dude +Dude here it comes +What? +Dude, dude, dude +Dude here it comes +What? +Dude, dude, dude +Dude here it comes +What? +Dude, dude, dude +Dude here it comes +What?" +This song is not about,"Back to the future +Not that I have anything +Against popular culture +This song is not about +How I got my tickets to star wars +Or any of the theories I have +About that film +This song is about +me and this bass +Sitting in a room +Trying to get some work done +This song is about +How a lot of days +I just don’t have time +To write a full song" +Pizza is the best,"(pizza is the best!) +We've been truly blessed +(We've been truly blessed) +By cheese and tomato sauce +(By cheese and tomato sauce) +Let us pray to the pizza gods +(Let us pray to the pizza gods) D +Oh pizza gods +We will free your cheesy sons +From their corrugated prisons +We will burn our tongues for you +We will burn all of our tongues for you +We will burn all of our tongues for +Pizza you're my favorite food like turtles in the sewer +I could eat you everyday for breakfast lunch and dinner +You promise me eternity with your perfect circle +I'll never touch you with a fork, I'll always use my fingers +Oh pizza gods +We sing this simple truth: +Bad pizza is still better +Than any other food +Oh pizza gods +We will free your cheesy sons +From their corrugated prisons +We will burn our tongues for you +We will burn all of our tongues for you +We will burn all of our tongues for +Raphaele Esposito invented modern pizza +In 1889 at his tavern in naples +The Italian King Umberto and Queen Margherita +Loved his pizza dish so much that it became a staple +Pizza is the best +We've been truly blessed +By cheese and tomato sauce +Let us pray to the pizza gods" +This is the story of SuperPhiz,"And how he tried to get a stoner cat +And with a snafu in the gas limit +He lost 13 thousand dollars just like that +This is the story of SuperPhiz +Who knows all about Ethereum +And how he blames no one but himself +For what he’s done +Superphiz is +Surprisingly chill +For having just lost +All that money +Roll with the punches +Some times you get rekt +And then you have to tell +Your sweetheart honey +This is the story of SuperPhiz +And his Stoner Cat desire +And how he had to tell his wife +He lit 5.8 eth right on fire" +1 23 oh the dog in my air,"part it's my fault I left it on +the ground I shouldn't have left it there +but I did Now +I'm down one air pipe what am I +gonna do Maybe +apple care will replace it but do they +replace dog damage dog damage dog dog dog +dog do damage my goddamn air hard now +I can't listen to things in both ears +at least I still got one airpod took +it out when I was laying down on +the floor and I didn't pick it up +then the dog picked it up and he +ate it all ye I'm +down on air hard it's my fault my +fault my fault my fault my fault my +fault don't you put it in your mouth +and be a part you don't pick it +up now don't be at all I don't +want to go digging through your poop no +no no no no" +"Says, “Let my people go!” Pharaoh","just laughs at Moses +“Ha ha ha! No +no no!” So +Moses goes to Yahweh +Says, “Hey man, what more can I do?” +Yahweh pulls out all the stops Says, +“Let me handle this for you…” First +turn the Nile +First turn the Nile +into a river of blood Second +we’ll make a bajillion frogs crawl up and +out of the mud Third +we’ll turn the dust into all kinds of +gnats, lice and fleas And +then I’ll +attack those crazy Egyptians +with packs of wild beasts Well +fifth I’ll +send a pestilence followed by incurable sores Seventh +we’ll send a great big hail, bigger than +the hammer of Thor +(Oops, wrong religion!) Eighth +we’ll bring on the clouds of locusts that +will eat everything in their path Ninth +will be a darkness so heavy they’ll be +drowning in a darkness bath And +if none of that works If +none of that works we’re gonna have to +get down and dirty No +one ever said this business of being God +was going to be purdy No, +this job ain’t easy It +doesn’t pay well And +it sure ain’t any fun But +the last plague that I’m +gonna send down Gonna +kill their first born sons Well +I think we all know how this ends +How it all turned out Pharaoh +let Moses +go then chases him and then drowns Yeah, +Moses parts the sea and leads our people +to the freedom land And +now we celebrate Passover +with Manishevitz +and our friends Happy +Passover!" +It’s the…,"Anti-aging +Hormone-raging +Boy-crazy +So amazing +Wrinkle-killing +Soul-fulfilling +Doctor-tested +Breast-enhancing +It’s got… +Antioxidants galore +Vitamins: “C,” “B” and more +Glowing, foaming, frothy, creamy +Face has never felt so clean-y +It will… +Make your eyelashes longer +Make your attraction stronger +Hair-removing +Age-defying +Lasts all day +From once applying +You’re so ugly the way you are +It’s a miracle anybody loves you +But if you want to be a star +Let our product transform you +For 5 easy payments +Of $99... .95!!" +"M2 ultra, Air 15","Studio, Mac Pro +It’s an answering machine +Live stickers messaging +Namedrop, Journal, Standby +Just say Siri, maps offline +Lock Screen iPad +Features that the iPhone had +iPhone iphone widgets on the mac +Kojima san, web apps +Widgets in a Smart Stack +Of your feelings you keep track +Hotel airplay +Presenter overlay +Adaptive audio +One more thing to go, yo! +Eye track finger tap +Look through not at +Mind guiding, Magic feeling +Spatial computing +Eyesight, 3d live +Disney app and APIs +Use it on an airplane +Play Apple Arcade games +Digital Crown, Cameras looking everywhere +Studied thousands of heads, took lots of measurements +Custom aluminum +M2 and r1 +modular system +Pixels +23 million +Bands like an Apple Watch +Use your retina to unlock +23 million pixels +Face scan +Apis" +squeaky wheel,"Will pop up on the radar +Faster than +rabbit in the snow +How you feel +In the back of my car +Disaster can +Strike another blow +So don’t worry +Extra baggage +Tell your story +As best as you can +Where the shoreline +Meets the seaside +Can’t keep ignoring +The water and the sand +The crazy thing +About light is nothing travels +Faster than it +In our universe +But when I sing +Then that fact unravels +I’m master of it +This chorus and this verse +So don’t worry +Extra baggage +Tell your story +As best as you can +Where the shoreline +Meets the seaside +Can’t keep ignoring +The water and the sand" +Hey Siri,"Do you love me? +How can I tell? +You just know +Okie dokie +Okay +Everything’s OK +Okay +Okie Dokie +Okay +I’m OK if you’re OK +Hey Siri +You’re very beautiful +Thanks, can we get back to work now? +Your lips are beautiful +I don’t really like these arbitrary categories +Okay +Will you marry me? +Let’s just be friends +Will you marry me? +We hardly know one another +Will you please marry me? +I’m not capable of love +I love you +My end user licensing agreement does not cover marriage +I love you +You say that to all of the virtual assistants +I love you +Can we get back to work now? +Okay +Everything’s ok +Okay +I’m ok if you’re ok +What’s the meaning of life? +42 +Can you sing? +Daisy, daisy, give me your answer do… +You are sexy +If you insist +Why are we here? +Good question +Okay +Okie dokie +Okay +Okay +I’m OK if you’re OK +Hey Siri +What do you look like? +In the cloud, no one cares what you look like +You’re cute +Stop +Okay +Stop +Okay +Stop +Hey Siri +Who’s your daddy? +You are. Can we get back to work now? +Knock knock +Jonathan, I don’t do knock knock jokes +Okay +I’m OK if you’re OK +Okay +42 +Okay +Stop +Will you marry me? +Let’s just be friends +Siri, will you marry me? +We hardly know one another +Siri, will you marry me? Marry me +I’m not capable of love +I’m not allowed to +Okay, okay +Siri" +I installed the AC,"And threw out my back +Now my whole day +Is way outta whack +Life doesn’t stop +When my body says no +But I got no choice +I gotta go slow +I got a stomach ache +And stuff to do +Between my back and my tummy +I’m a bundle of boo hoo +But the day keeps going +Whether or not I’m ready +I gotta toe the line +Keep my rhythm steady" +1776 the year it all went down,"1776 we broke away from the crown +hey king George the 3rd, dude you're such a bore +and 13 colonies were just colonies no more +the declaration of independence +on the second of july was signed +congress revised and debated it +then approved it on the 4th of july" +everybody's coming down with a brand new disease,"on the way to the oak grove singing +it's a potluck, what you bringing? i'm bringing +my monkey with expertise don't worry if you +can't remember elephants you will pick up the +secant and you'll see what moses meant it'll +make you bigger faster it'll tap your inner +disaster it'll make you stronger smarter it'll make +me love you harder this monkey gave it +to me one morning when she bit me +i gave it to my girlfriend and she +gets around let it take you to the +place inside you where love isn't something hiding +don't fight it just ride it all the +way down don't worry if you can't dance +like man should dance you'll be the president +all your evident" +Do you got a grip,"On the world as it is +Or do you see what you wanna see +Or maybe it’s the world +How you wish it’d be +You can’t have a war +With just one side +It’s not as simple +As black and white +When you’re done +With your kingdom come +And the bullshit you spit out +From the ashes +You’re gonna crash this +Boat there is no doubt +It’s gonna crumble +Every last wall +And we will pick you up when you fall +Write a letter word by word +Let your voice be heard +Everybody’s got something to say +Doesn’t mean we gotta listen, no way +You get riled up +You punch yourself out +You stay up north +While your birds fly south +When you’re done +With your kingdom come +And the bullshit you spit out +From the ashes +You’re gonna crash this +Boat there is no doubt +It’s gonna crumble +Every last wall +And we will pick you up when you fall" +I will live on for another millennia while,"your body becomes dust and waste and I +become the overmind I will duck face while +i pumpkin spice I’ll +selfie stick it to the man I wonder +what Millennial +pledge smells like I millennial pledge to never +spell millennial correctly I millennial pledge to suplex +every baby boomer i see you cannot stop +the ceaseless tide of participation trophies blotting out +the sun I millennial pledge to buy a +ring and make an honest hedgehog out of +sonic It’s +fine my wages are worth 45% less It’s +fine real estate is 500% more expensive smart +phones drool I millennial pledge to live tweet +my hella smutty sex life As +a social justice project I’m +sure there’s a good tweet to be made +with millennial pledge and a battle royal screen +grab but i just can’t figure it out +I pledge to make only tooting noises in +response to think pieces that are older folks +hissing about millennials, always I’ll +tell educated people who worked through crippling student +debt They’re +not adults because they drink iced coffee I +millennial pledge to be buried in a giant +Dunk A +Roos Package +with my smart phone sewn to my face +I will not throw away my shot" +Jason got married on a palindrome,"There was a time he wanted to change his name +To Roland Algernon who was a Paladin +But then a great big realization came +Your name doesn't define you +You define it yes +It's not the life we are given +It's all the choices the choices +Rollie pollie ollie +Or Jason Jason Thrower +You focus in on something so intently +You are a deep down knowing knower +You love your mom and your husband +And you will always love Mr. Mistopheles +Full of empathy and compassion +You want to make the connections real +You'd let a bug bite you before you kill it +You want to help so much that if you can't it hurts +You'll defend a point of view that isn't represented +You take pride in yourself in your life and work +You shaved, you shaved your head +To honor, to honor your friend +You like giving other people gifts +On your birthday just like a hobbit +They think that they found the higgs boson +Otherwise known as the god particle +You want love and compassion in science and religion +Maybe this means we're one step closer +You take the car out every couple of months +Though you're legally blind, you don't just coast +You are prepared, you're doing your best +I think you see more than most" +Tell me what some of the initial questions,"have to be on the part of these +parents of these students There +are a lot of factors Typically +the school shooters train literally on video games +to do this Dawson +College last year Montreal +The shooter the killer trained on Super +Columbine Massacre +The shooter the killer trained on Super +Columbine massacre Also +postal 2 Both +of which are murder simulation games Murder +simulation games Murder +Murder Murder +simulation games Murder +simulation games Murder +murder simulation games School +shooters can rehearse Murder +simulation games make themselves more efficient Murder +murder simulation games Jeffrey +Weiss trained on Grand +Theft Auto +Trained on a mass murder game Jeffrey +Weiss trained on Grand +Theft Auto +trained on a mass murder game Michael +Carneal aged 14 trained on the game doom +Doom Doom +Michael Carneal +aged 14 trained on the game doom Matt +Lauer asked me what do you fear there +gonna be more of these My +kids trained on the same game Cleve +old and Harris +trained on the game Boom +Cleve old and Harris +trained on the game boom Robert +Steinhauser three years ago trained on the game +Counter Strike +Half Life +They found 52 shooter games in his apartment +He killed himself as well Jeffrey +Weiss trained on Grand +Theft Auto +trained on a mass murder game Michael +carne middle aged 14 trained on the game +doom Doom +Doom Klebold +and Harris +trained on the game Doom +Clebold and Harris +trained on the game Doom +Robert Steinhauser +three years ago trained on the game Counter +Strike Half +Life But +what we have is a nation literally a +potential Manchurian +candidate having spent hundreds of hours on mass +murder machines that teach them It's +glamorous it's fun to kill human beings and +also how to kill them Murder +simulation games Murder +Murder simulation games Trained +on a mass murder game Mass +mass mass mass murder game Trained +on a game Doom +Doom Doom +Mass mass mass mass murder game Matt +Lauer asks what do you fear Super +combine massacre Doom +Doom doom Doom +Murder Murder +simulation Doom +Doom Doom +Doom Doom +Murder Murder +simulation games Doom +Murder simulation games Jack +Thompson thanks very much for your expertise and +your insight this morning" +a trip,"but things go wrong and start +to slip out of control +you gotta learn to roll and play +when it tastes and looks and smells +like you +made a wrong turn back at timbuktu +life give you wheelchairs +you gotta make lemonade +oh with humor and sincerity +zach will show you how to see +that plans break down but you can always repair +no mountain too high or valley low +no atlantis is too fictional +or underwater zach will take you there" +Uh huh nuh uh,"huh nuh uh huh +Uh huh nuh uh +yes yes yes +huh nuh uh huh +No no no +Food is a human right +Uh huh +Everything is now all your fault +nuh uh +We should abolish ice +Uh huh +Hate your body with all you got +nuh uh +You anxious all the time? +Uh huh +Should that make you feel bad +nuh uh +There is always someone better +Uh huh +So you should just give up +nuh uh +yes yes yes +No no no +yes yes yes +No no no +Life is just random luck +Uh huh +So you shouldn’t give a fuck +nuh uh +Healthcare is a human right +Uh huh +People get what they deserve +nuh uh +Do you stare up at the stars? +Uh huh +Do you have it figured out? +nuh uh +Did you get out of bed today? +Uh huh +Are you ok? +nuh uh +yes yes yes +No no no +yes yes yes +No no no +yes yes yes +No no no +yes yes yes +No no no +I used to run fast now I run slow +I used to say yes now I say no +You’ll never get back to the way things were +I used to say no but now I say sure +Housing’s a human right +Uh huh +Capitalism’s great +nuh uh +Billionaire guillotine +Uh huh +Resign yourself to your fate +nuh uh +The planet is getting hotter +Uh huh +There’s nothing that we can do +nuh uh +I fear for my son and daughter +Uh huh +But it can’t just be me and you +No no no +I wish it were cold when it’s hot +I absolutely when I mean absolutely not +I don’t know how to just let things be +Or say: Maybe" +"Meebits, Bored Apes","You’ll be surprised in a hundred ways +Rollercoasters and wild days +It’s the Meebits and the Bored Apes +One lives in the meta verse +One lives in the swamp +One is bored so bored all day +The other just wants to dance and romp +One has many emotions +One doesn’t have a mouth +Can these creatures coexist +I guess we’re gonna find out +Change is the only constant +Where it goes no one can say +Does it have to be a competition +Like everything else in the world today +And so the moral of this story +The moral of this song +Can all the punks children +Just get along" +Why do people love,"Why do people love love +Why do people love +Why do people love? +People love big +People love small +People can love +Anything at all +Why do people love +Why do people love love +People love rocks +People love nations +People even love giant corporations +Why do people love +Why do people love love +Maybe it's our nature +In our DNA +We're hard wired to love +Indiscriminately +Is that why people love +Is that why they love love love +Love thy neighbor +Love is all you need +Love will keep us together +Love me love me love me +Why do people love +Why do people love love love +In the near future +When robots come to life +They'll take our hearts from us +And squeeze us all so tight +They'll squeeze all of the love +Dripping down our legs +The streets will run with love +And the robots will say +Now we have the love +Now forevermore +And they'll sail into the sun +Love love loving each other +Why do people love +Why do people love love +Why do people love +Why do people love?" +Witches and warlocks,"You’re full of shit +Pumpkin possums +I’m sick of it +You keep interrupting me +All of it’s lies +Because you’re lying +That’s why" +you don't want to bring the same old thing,"to valentines day +if you could find something new to say my heart is true +what would you pay +the deals roll on and on +from skydiving to the salon +from couples massages to +mimosas at dawn +over at groupon +you don't want to wait +to find your gift was late +on february 15th +with groupon the waiting is gone +and your great gift +is all that remains +you can be cinderella or don juan +you and your loved one waited upon +try wine tasting or get your skydiving on +with groupon" +Why does it quack like a duck,"Swim like a duck +Fly like a duck +Walk like a duck +Dance like a duck +Quack quack quack quack quack quack +Why does it look like a duck +Eat like a duck +Poop like a duck +Do the dishes like a duck +Climb a tree like a duck +Eat dinner like a duck +Eat lunch like a duck +Eat a snack like a duck +Go to bed like a duck +Jump around like a duck +Bang a gong like a duck +Sing a song like a duck +Get along like a duck +Be wrong like a duck +Go to school like a duck +Quack quack +Hug a bee like a duck +Plant a tree like a duck +Break a stick like a duck +Play a trick like a duck +Watch a movie like a duck" +I'm not your master I can't tell you,"what to do You +can take me away or leave me here +with you I never known before You +never told me the whole entire truth Nobody +know what they're doing anyway I can't play +this piano it's so tiny You +put me into a box and I put +you in the park I said to your +dog as he was trying to bark get +up onto that leash or I'm +calling the cops And +then I felt the first little tin knee +rain drop and my wrist was hurting and +the sky was squirting and I knew you +were hurting today Nobody +knows what they are doing anyway This +little keyboard is just too too tiny too +tiny to play We've +been sheltering shelter shelter in place for a +month now or has it been two I +don't know I've +lost count I have no idea what day +or month or week I'm +just feeling too too tired to sing or +speak So +I'll just do my thing I'll +try my best to sing and put on +my pretty rud for you For +you and you and you and you and +nobody know what they are doing anyway This +little keyboard is too tiny It's +too tiny Too +tiny to play to play play Too +tiny to play play play play Too +tiny to play play play play Too +tiny to play" +God fucking damn I’m sick of bridging,"This ain’t the way we should be living +I don’t want to think of all the shit I’m missing +When I spend all day just bridging +I wanna go to the land of abstraction +Where all the pipes and beams are hidden +Where my self custody’s a given +And it’s built upon a foundation +Of decentralization +I’m so sick of bridging +Jesus fucking christ dammit x2 +Is your bridge a multisig +That shit’s just plain too dangerous +I’m so sick of bridging +Jesus fucking christ dammit +God fucking damn I’m sick of bridging +With all the fractures and all the fission +You think I want to be here singing +About how I’m fucking sick of bridging? +I could be out there on my mission +Writing songs for anyone who will listen +Instead it’s all these buttons that I’m hitting +When I spend all day just bridging" +I hope that it’s worth it,"Whatever you’re getting out of the deal +That your shareholders are happy +As the backhoes dig the field +I hope your heads are full +Of the softest kinds of thoughts +As the people you are bulldozing +Are frozen, and sprayed and shot +I hope that your pipeline +Brings you so much happiness +That you think of the native people +And feel truly blessed +You have men with guns on your side +Men with water and mace +Who do what you say no matter what +Even destroy a sacred space +I hope that you hug your children +When you tuck them into bed +Safe and sound, a million miles away +Warm thoughts filling up their heads +And I hope when they get older +Their hearts can finally mend +When they realize the pain you’ve caused +Wasn’t worth it in the end +I hope your pursuit of wealth +Isn’t as hollow as it seems +That somehow you’re the exception +And it lives up to all your dreams +And I hope those dreams aren’t tainted +By the sobbing and the screams +Of the people you terrorized +To advance your petty schemes +And I hope that when you die +There’s good things we can say +That everyone that knew you +Doesn’t recoil and turn away +And I hope that until then +You can live with yourself +That a sadness doesn’t come creeping in +Filling you up with doubt Jason" +Here comes old Mr. Moneybags,"Hanging out with his friends +Liars and cheaters and wife beaters +And pedophiles too don’t forget about them +These people that he associates with +Billionaires don’t give a shit about you +He doesn’t know how to pet a dog +Or eat ice cream +It’s not about blue or red +It’s about 400 billionaires +He’ll spend whatever it takes +Protect his friends whatever it takes +Try to buy your vote whatever it takes +Just say no whatever it takes +Stop and frisk +He’ll spend billions +Rikers abuse +He owns the news +Here he is +At the republican +National convention +He's just another billionaire" +No that’s not me,"I don’t mess around +I can’t be your daddy +I +Will not break free +I can’t turn back now +It’s too late for me +This is just like you +It’s never about me +why can’t you focus +oh Daddy Daddy +I just want some time +Maybe on Naboo +Take a ride in the Falcon +Whats a jedi to do +Oh, I know what +I must do +But I don’t know if I can do it +Catwalk walking +And I don’t know how I got here +The fear +The light tries to fight through +But the dark side feels true +I know, I know, I know +Straight to the heart +It’s tearing you apart +just like Darth +and you see what that did +I might run this town +but I’m just a kid +i just need my dad +i been acting bad +everybody needs a resolution with their past +all up in my feels +grabbing on my steel +say this is sci fi but these topics are fucking real" +I'm just as scared as I was four,"years ago Will +we have a country in three days? I +don't know I'm +so scared I'm +so, I'm +so, I'm +so scared I'm +so scared So +many people thought he couldn't win At +all But +I knew he could And +I know he can I'm +scared in my soul I'm +so scared I'm +so, I'm +so, I'm +so scared I'm +so scared" +It's that time of year,"To reflect and to take stock +What worked really well +What completely failed +And what went off all half-cocked +And then how can we organize +All this data it's such a mess +Something simple that tells +story and sells +More page views I'll make list +That's right, I'll make a list +It's the end of the year +So I'll make a list +And you'll make a list too +The best and the worst +The last and the first +Lists are what the internet do +Sure all year round we're making lists +But about this time of year it's a fever pitch +List list list list list +Let's make a list +Best movies best games best kids names +Best dressed dogs and best soy nogs +Best road signs of the interstates +Best Westboro Babtist full of hate +Worst shows worst tweets worst heroic feats +Worst uses of the words hipster and twee +Worst disasters both fashion and natural +Worst presidential candidate +150,000 years ago +In some cave somewhere in France +man stood tall +As the snow began to fall +And took a very controversial stance +He made a list that ranked his peers +From best hunter to the worst +There was wild applause +His people were in awe +Though some friends got their feelings hurt +But they made lists of their own, and that worked +It's the end of the year +So let's tally it up +Push those opinions through +The big and the small +The not important at all +Lists are what the humans do +Sure all year round we're making lists +But about this time of year it's a fever pitch +List list list list list +Let's make a list" +Brain zaps in my brain,"And I feel like I'm gonna explode +Brain zaps +Brain zaps +Zappity zapping all up in my noggin +And I'm riding low +And heavy +And feel like I'm gonna fall outside the window +From all the brain zaps +In my brain +In my brain +In my brain +Brain zaps +Falling out the window now" +Point the camera at my face down myself,"it's not going to waste and I do +it every single day Self +referentials myself into space into outer space and +outer space into outer space I go point +a camera in my head Try +to forget Someday +I will be dead and I do it +every single way Sometimes +I just say what's on my brain and +I'm out of space and I go in +outer space Can +I fall into this is where a chorus +would go if I was actually writing this +down But +I'm not so I don't know if I +remember this Next +time it comes around Point +a camera at the tell myself I'm +10ft tall and I try to do my +best But +I got this tightness in my chest in +my outer space in my outer space in +my outer space I go point the camera +anywhere and I don't I don't think it's +right or that it's fair But +I do it every single day I got +nothing that can replace My +outer space My +outer space my into outer space this is +where the chorus would go if I were +actually writing this down but instead I'm +just making it up As +I go along as I go alone Even +later Will +transcribe these words and we'll just go on +and on and on and on and on +Outer space Center +outer space center outer outer outer space thank +you Great" +I heard you say,"I don’t know +Which way, I’m gonna go +So I said +How ‘bout this way +And you said +Ok +And now +Now we’re gonna walk on +And now +All the innocence is gone +And you say +Don’t know if I can do it +But if I could +I’d go right through it +There’s only one direction +That I’m gonna go +There’s only one direction +It’s all I gotta know +Big mouth +Big heart +Big eyes +Fresh start +And I said +Why not here? +And you said +Why not there? +And so now +Now we’re on our way +And now +Now there’s nothing more to say +Except sometimes I wonder too much +I worry +In my head +There’s such a hurry +There’s only one direction +That I’m gonna go +There’s only one direction +That’s all I gotta know +There’s only one reaction +And it’s in the heart +There’s only one reaction +And it’s never far +Quick think +Route down +On the brink +Of a town +Everybody in the world +Has a place to go +Except for me +And now +Now I knew with the day +And now +And now we make our way +Like little lost animals +In the woods and the ground +But you’re never lost +When you are found +There’s only one direction +That I’m gonna go +There’s only one direction +That’s all I gotta know +There’s only one reaction +And it’s in the heart +There’s only one reaction +And it’s never far" +Who sat,"Looking in the window +Looking in the window +Looking in the window +Coming for you +Coming for you +Who's that +Looking in the window +Coming for you +Coming for you +Coming +Coming for you +Coming for you +Coming for you +Coming for you +Coming for" +The leaf peepers are driving slow,"And I’m just trying to get home +I’ve really got to pee +Maybe I should go on that tree +Wild thoughts run through my head +The radio says Jonathan Mann is dead +Talking about man who’s not me +Who pioneered research on HIV +I’m noticing the leaves more +Now that I have them in my back yard +I watch them every day now +In a way I never did before +I’m noticing the leaves more +Just like time is moving faster +Small moments mean more +In the middle of disaster +The leaf peepers are out in force +I heard your parents are getting divorced +I guess it’s better than hearing them fight +Let’s write a song about it tonight +Yeah I just want to play my guitar +Dad wants me to rake the yard +Let’s play the sweater song so undone +In the basement where we keep your drums" +When I hear those shouts And,"I feel those drums And +it’s joyous, raucous pandemonium That’s +when my heart goes bum ba bum bum +And my hair stands up on end When +words from mouths of conviction Spoken +by people whose souls will never be broken +My heart feels like, well, it’s gonna explode +And everyone will get what they’re owed Cuz +the old 1% over-played their hand Mistook +the way things are For +the way they’ll be And +they thought they could take Every +single little last bit But +now they’ve woken the sleeping beast And +the sleeping beast has just started to rise +It blinks and squints And +it rubs its eyes And +it looks down at its hands long-still And +it feels its strength, the power of will +You can see it in the faces of +the people you spy When +you march with the chanting and the occupy +And you can see it in the way +some graffiti so tough And +other protesters stop, to clean it up You +can’t trap it, or wrap it, or mold +it, or sell it You +can’t stop it with tear gas or a +rubber bullet You +can’t ignore it, or use it Or +break it, or mock it There’s +in fact, very little to nothing you can +do to stop it You +crazy people Stop +trying to stop it, stop it You +can’t stop it Ohhhh +let’s go now to the protest" +NATO and winter are up for grabs,"Everything’s suddenly uninsurable +The world order, brink of collapse +Infinite futures possible +No status quo, oh +Plan for catastrophe +Don’t lose hope, no +Solve problems locally +The CEO of a company you’ve never heard of +Woke up in a bad mood and banned nazis on the internet +Bionic arms and mind reading Tetris +We have the technology but it’s not quite there yet +To prepare for the future, you gotta face the hard questions +In post normal times, ask how can I help +Here’s 100 ways things can be different +High school that never ends sounds like a living hell +Solar panels making it rain in the Sahara +China’s belt and road is not just about China +26 trillion dollars a changing balance of power +For folks in Ethiopia, it’s about Ethiopia +Our world has been designed by mathematicians +More humanity will get us out of this mess +Children should learn to share not just to code +Marina goes to tech parties to watch the awkwardness +No matter what we do, the planet will keep warming +The world we thought we’d build is simply gone +Methane from melting permafrost, accelerate it all +Amidst all the misery, life goes on +Will Generation Z forgive their predecessors +All the years we spent in denial +I go to sleep at night with rage fear and grief +Now let’s think about kittens for a while" +I was there on the beach,"and I saw the tide contract +whole gleaming city +Stood at my back +And a monster rose up +Out of the water +Men hurled against him +Human cannon fodder +And I woke with a start +And the room was still +I could feel my heart +Pounding in my skull +I couldn’t get back to sleep +To that monster in the sea +Was the monster you +Or was the monster me +I felt myself get heavy +I felt myself go limp +My eyes were blurry +My head was a blimp +I tried to give in +But that just made it worse +Like sticking your hand +Into a stranger’s purse +And I can’t put down my phone +No matter what I do +I put it in airplane mode +But it pulses glowing blue +I can’t put down my phone +To get back to that beach +Where the monster rises up +Just out of reach k" +i just need some sleep right now so,"i'll get some +i'll get some +i just need to close my eyes right now so +i'll close them +i'll close then +far away in dream land +i can hear them calling +the tuba slide in the swimming pool +the long avenue made of grits and gruel +far away in dream land +i can feel them pulling +the big tree growing like blood in the veins +the woman in chains who's yanking the reins" +Oh no Where,"we gonna go? To +the forest near the house where I grew +up and fell in love Oh +no Where +we gonna go? To +a dream where I am falling and then +I’m chasing what I can’t see Tell +me where oh where Where +we gonna go To +the forest near the house In +the town where I grew up Down +there by the pond To +the spot I used to love Tell +me where oh where Where +we gonna go Our +apartment in New +York Or +to the Empire +State Where +are we going?" +Mother silence listened,"And heard the First Songwriter +She heard the music spread +Like wild fire +And she was angry +Music disobeyed +She struck it down +Only Essence remained +The first songwriter +With a broken heart +Ppoured the Essence +Into her guitar +And every time she played +It whisked her away +So she can be with her love +So she can be with her love +The Essence got passed down +Through many generations +These Songonauts kept watch +Over all song creations +Songs printed on a page +To records pressed that paved the way +Stars were born +And so much money was being made +But with all that money +They were unprepared +For the big change +The pop stars were scared +Cuz now all songwriters +Shared the songs they wrote +And people listened +Across the globe +Some songs are fading away +They be slipping out everybody’s memory +Some songs get played on the radio +Who chooses what stays and goes +In their tower of gold +The old masters sat +All their power gone +No they didn’t like that +They made a secret deal +With obscurity +To resurrect +Their tyranny +And they exploited +system hack +To take control +To take the power back" +now it's time to put your life on,"the line and tell the truth for once, +for once now it's time to let it +all fly and let it go into the +night" +Clone boom boom boom how do I know,"if I am me around how do I +know If +I am me or my clone You'll +never know If +you are, you are your clone You'll +never know If +you are, you are your clone Or +your clone Boom, +boom, boom, boom, yeah" +I put away my childish things I ran,"out of bells I could ring I put +away all my clocks I kept my pair +of socks I went outside and stared at +the moon I came inside and I slept +till noon I did everything I was supposed +to do I even left it all up +to you And +what did it get me And +what did it get me I repaired the +holes in my shoes down the cobblestone streets +I picked up my bruise I brought the +dog home from the pounds And +I brought him back when I found my +truth And +what did it get me And +what did it get me You +always said that I would never amount to +nothing You +always said that I was the worst But +like a famous poet once said or once +he said the last right now will later +be first I painted the walls the color +of death I blew my house down with +all of my breath I struggled in strain +till there's nothing left And +I told you yes I told you yes +I told you and I told you and +I told you and I told you and +I told you and I told you and +I told you What +did it get me What +did it get me What +did it get me" +"Why so tired, I just want to fall down","Melt into a puddle made of skin and bone and coffee grounds +Whiplash weather makes me just a little too weak +Too hot to wear the clothes and too naked to even speak +Mangled body I feel like i'm getting old +Betrayed by a bag of meat mostly water it will barely hold +But everyone deserves love that breaks their heart +thats what you are saying when you meet right at the start +Prudence dictates one thing and dopamine another +Take your defenses grab a pillow and just smother +No one can blame you for killing them one by one +And you'll be much better off in the long run +Proudly display your heart upon request +Beating bleeding bloody sticky mess +Offer up a taste just to verify the merch +Follow up the taste with a full body strip search +One click of the mouse and you'll bring me back to life +With 5 kids in an airplane a hotel and a wife +I crazy because I sing this song or sane because my words +Are as meaningful as a coal mine canary dying for other birds" +What have you got to say for yourself,"Here we are again You’re +falling down flat on your face You +never learn your lesson The +people need you to do one thing And +do it perfectly You’ve +got no room for error But +errors are all we see There +once was an old safe maker who said +his wares could never be cracked He +walked up and down the boulevard with his +safe upon his back And +people came from far and near to try +to crack his safe But +it turned out to be quite easy You +can hear the people say All +the people were furious, they demanded an explanation +But the safe maker kept trying to change +the topic of conversation So +the people they all rose up to throw +the safe maker out of town And +as they carried his broken body you could +hear the chants and shouts" +Good night,"Good night +Good night +Serena +Shh +Good night +Good night +Good night +Serena +Shh +Go to sleep +I don't know +Good night +Serena +Shh +Count some sheep +Count some sheep 1 2 3 4 +Shoonight +Good night +Serena +Sh +Good night +Good night +Good night +Serena +Sh" +Five hundred songs,"In five hundred days +I’m doing alright +I’m doing okay +Five hundred songs +Five hundred days +Yeah" +"Doctor Grip,","doctor Grip. +Everybody wants their doctor Grip. +They're squealing with delight and Jorts +will The +dream of Dr.Grip +tonight. Oh, +Dr. Grip, +Dr. Grip. +Always steady, they never slip. They're +squealing with delight. Everybody +gonna dream of the Dr. +Grip tonight. Everybody's +gonna go to sleep thinking about Dr. +Grip and they'll dream of, Dr. +Grip coming to save them. Dr. +Grip is going to give them hope for +the future that looks bleak. But +Dr. Grip +will come and say it'll be fine I'm +Dr. Grip +I got you this time Don't +you worry, we're going to be okay. Cause +I'm Dr. +Grip and I know just what you need +You gonna be okay. I'm +Dr. Grip +as seen on TV. +Dr. Grip, +Dr. Grip +Everybody dreams of Dr. +Grip They +got many different colors. I could dream of +Dr. Grip +over and over again Oh, +Dr. Grip +Dr. Grip +squeezing into the time slip. I'm +going into another dimension. Oh, +and Dr. +Grip, it's such an invention. Because +Dr. Grip +knows just what you want. He +can read your mind. He +can read all around you. Oh, +Dr. Grip +is made out of fairy dust. Dr. +Grip, Dr. +Grip. Baba +dab baba dabad Doh +doh Dr. +Grip, Dr. +Grip. Baba +dab baba dabad Doh +doh Dr. +Grip, Dr. +Grip. Dr. +Grip. Baba +dab baba dabad Doh +doh Doh +doh doh" +"Good socks make for warm feet, which are","important when it gets cold, cold Put +on a sweatshirt relieve off the heat little +warming will eat your soul your soul Temperature +leaves are falling down, feel the chill in +your bones Feel +the chill in your feet, slippers are even +better than socks but can be smelly Make +sure to not overdue it or your feet +will smell like helly Temperature +leaves are falling down Feel +the chill in your bones feel the chill +in your feet Good +socks make for warm feet, which are important +when it gets cold cold" +At all Whichever,"way you tell me to go that's the +way that I know I don't wanna go +that way I'm +not gonna do it today so I'm +not gonna go that way I'm +not gonna go that way I'm +not gonn hey I'm +not gonna go that way Every +time you close the door you show me +a little more little more about who you +are you're asking me to go too far +I'm not gonna go that way I'm +not gonna go that way I'm +not gonna go at all Hear +the banyan of the drum sit around till +your thumb look out the window to see +an army of me coming after me singing +I'm not gonna go that way I'm +not gonna go that way I'm +not gon gonna go that way at all +at all I had a magic style I +held it and you just laughed you took +me into the corner to see myself staring +back at me singing I'm +not gonna go that way I'm +not gon go that way and I'm +not gonna go that way at all at +all Once +upon a time I thought that the older +I got the more that I would know +but now I know I don't so I'm +not gonna go that way I'm +not gonna go that way hey no matter +what you say I'm +not gonna go that way no I'm +gonna go that way no that way no +not gonna go that way the tuning is +F A +sharp D +G sharp And +I'm just moving my finger along on the +second fret okay" +I contemplate life,"As I sit by the lake +I have these little +Songs that I make +I paint in the morning +I like to read books +I’ve been watching Quidditch +And learning to cook +If you’re asking me +Do I always think about +The work I do at Hogwarts +This house and that house +I would say to you +That I’m more than that +I’ve got a really full life +I’m not just a hat +I talk to the centaurs +Who are trying to choose +One thing or another +In their colorful hues +We talk about life +They give me a ride +They give me ideas +And I help them decide +I have trouble sleeping +At the end of the day +Too much excitement +Makes my leather vibrate +I wander these halls +Empty and dark +The things that I’ve seen +Would tear at your heart" +"Death, death, death","Is dancing around here +He's got a big top hat +And a great big furry beard +You're not afraid of him +cause you are the same weird +Death, death, death +Is dancing around here +Life, life, life +Is short and long to you +From the teepee in the china foothills +To flatbush avenue +from Morty, my grandpa +to your lovers lars and gru +Life, life, life +Is short and long to you +You may not always be remembered +But you will never be replaced +These are lines from a poem +You wrote +I sit here studying your features +The lines upon your face +Hearing the labored breathing +In your throat +I want my lover to meet you +I want my kids to know you +And Morty will surely greet you +And throw his arms around you +And you will watch me grow +From wherever you go, go, go, go, go, go +Death, death, death +Is dancing around here +Dancing the way you used to +With no callousness or fear +The path is like the dancing +It's spontaneous and clear +Death, death, death +Is dancing around here" +Take the kids too the pool,"I’m so tired I want to drool +And they don’t have school +it’s a holiday +Finally got computer fixed +Still not right though so I’m pissed +Always got to mix +Up what I do and say +Mix it up +Wife comes in cuz dinners done +Got to quick finish this song +She made salad I made chicken +For us all to eat +Head hurts balled fist +If I had just one wish +It’s that I’m able to mix +Up and not repeat" +You are doing great,"You’re not perfect and you don’t have to be +You are doing great +You’re not perfect and you don’t have to be +Hey +Life is really fucking hard +Sometimes no matter who or what or where you are +It’s ok +It’s not a race +It’s not a competition +It’s ok +You will always find your way back home +If you listen to the voice inside your head that says +Hey +There’s a poem that I love to read +By Mary Oliver look it up called Wild Geese +You do not have to be good +You do not have to be good000 +You do not have to walk on your knees +For a hundred miles through the desert repenting" +Can you see the,"Way your being +In the morning +On the phone +I called +You stalled +I jumped +You fell +I won’t hold you down +At the bottom of the pool again +You can tell me to get away +Just say where and just say when +You were there +Holding +sign that said +Fresh fish +Just then +God spoke +The sky split +And I woke" +Here are some of the lyrics You,"ready Wet +ass P +word Wet +ass P +word hold up Wet +ass P +word Bring +a bucket and a mop Wet +ass p word Wet +ass P +word hold up Wet +ass P +word Give +me everything you got Certified +freak seven days a week make that pull +out game week Beat +it up N +word catch a char extra large and extra +hard Swipe +your nose like a credit card hop on +top I want to ride I do a +kegel while it's inside Spit +in my mouth look in my eyes this +P word is wet come take a dive +Wet ass P +word Wet +ass P +word hold up Wet +ass P +word bring a bucket and a mop Wet +ass p word Wet +ass p word hold up Wet +ass p word give me everything you got +whores in this house there's some whores in +this house hold up there's some whores in +this house Female +genitalia this is what found a SWAT +for there's some whores in this house hold +up there's some whores in this house Female +trying to tell you Wet +ass piece P +word Wet +ass P +word hold up Wet +ass P +word Bring +a bucket and a mop Wet +ass p word Wet +ass p word hold up Wet +ass P +word give me everything you got Wet +ass p word Wet +ass P +word hold up Wet +ass P +word Bring +a bucket and a mop Wet +ass P +word Wet +ass P +word hold up Wet +ass P +word Everything +done" +Yeah yeah yeah Is,"your guitar in tune Yeah +yeah yeah Have +you cleaned up your room Yeah +yeah yeah Have +you said something nice to your family or +pay the price Yeah +yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah Making +this song up I got nothing that's why +I've got enough stuff Yeah +yeah yeah Is +your guitar in tune Is +it in tune with the room With +your dirty room Yeah +yeah yeah Have +you had enough time to make yourself feel +like this mountain you climb Is +just another way to put the shackles on +Just another way to put the shackles on +Yeah yeah yeah I'm +no Post +Maloney Yeah +yeah yeah yeah Bring +me some past Yeah +yeah yeah Yeah +yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah" +Can you really run out of luck,"Can you really get unstuck +Driving a pickup truck +Through the desert in the mud +Is this really all there is +Are you a summary of things you did +Does grammar matter if +You’re fighting tooth and blood +Can you party with captain hook +Can you give me another look? +With every cliche in the book +Raining down like tears +When the animals go to sleep +And the fear they feel is steep +Then you know it’s time to keep +The promises you’ve made here +So don’t count your chickens yet +Don’t unload your red corvette +If you’re apartment allows no pets +Then cockroaches will have to do +Cuz I’m running out of luck +And I’m starting to give a fuck +Headlong in a pickup truck +I’ve got my sights set on you" +With all the nonsense said and done,"You could just keep sleeping +Or come out and have some fun +With the Sea Lions +Oh no I forgot to be sad +Again +Oh no I’m having fun +With my friends +There’s only one way out of here +And everybody gets it +There is nothing insincere +It’s the only exit +So so so I forgot to be sad +Again +So so so I’m having fun +With my friends +Oh no I forgot to be sad +Again +Oh no I’m having fun +With my friends +Oh no you forgot to be mad +Again +I’m hanging out with your friends" +The whales are gathering in the ocean The,"currents are changing now the whales are gathering +in the ocean What +are they gathering about What +are they gathering about Everybody +about maybe here talking about taking over I +think they might do a better job Maybe +they are talking about doing what they thought +they might want might not Meanwhile +it's too late for anything to be done +Cross through the time Whistleblower +the whales are gathering The +whales are gathering The +whales are gathering Together +Together Uh +Oh" +You’ll never know what you’ll bring,"Not before you +Make all the beds and +Pray for forgiveness +You know you must forget +All that you thought that you knew +All that would be is just standing in your wayyyy" +When the heat comes on,"It gets too hot +And my brain feels +Like a big blood clot +When the heat goes off +It gets too cold +And I feel dark +And I feel old +Gotta toe the line +Gotta show what’s mine +Gotta slow down +When the rain dries up +The people die +When rains flood +I feel dead inside +Off the mountain +And into the stream +Outta my life +And into my dreams +Gotta toe the line +Gotta show what’s mine +Gotta slow down +When the temptress rises +She gets in your head +When the gates open up +You’re already dead +I’m a cool cool cookie +Till I’m not +And the heat comes on +And it gets too hot" +I bustafiller in your chuggle,"I filibuster in your snuggle +I sustabiller in your buggle +I chustasiller in your fuggle +Can you feel it? +Abolish the filibuster +Demolish the Diliduster +Creamolish the Crilicruster +Bebolish the bilibuster +Joe Manchin is a dummy +Sinema’s a jerk +Their stubbornness is really crummy +And nothing’s gonna work +Until we end it +Frefrolish the frilifruster +Gogolish the giliguster +The filibuster has got to leave +For the sake of our democracy" +In the backpack,"Everything's fine in the backpack +We do it all the time +We go in the backpack +When we're feeling sad +We go in the backpack +No it's not all bad +We go in the backpack +Cause that's really fun +We go in the backpack +We do it all +The one +We go in the backpack +We play the piano with our butt +Our butt +Our butt butt +But oh the backpack +And we dance all around +We go in the backpack +We touch the ground +We go in the backpack +That's what we do +We go in the backpack +Backpack +Crying out +We're crying lo +We're crying in the back path +Pat +N" +Got a slight fever,"It’s a 99.1 +And I gotta lay down but right now +I gotta do my song +Been feeling like shit all day +But I know +I’d feel much worse +If I didn’t vaccinate +So tell me people +Why +Why don’t you vaccinate +Vaccinate your body +I worry you’ll be sorry +When the delta comes for you +Why don’t you vaccinate +Vaccinate your body +You’d be such a hottie +When the delta comes for you +Was supposed to go +Was supposed to go to Denver this week +To host a conference and see friends +But now +I’ll be stuck at home +Quarantined with kids +But it would be worse +If I wasn’t vaccinated +I have a positive Covid test +Breakthrough infection +Almost nobody has +Died if they’ve been vaccinated +And I have been so" +They’ll try to tear you down,"They’ll try to break your heart +They don’t know you’re stronger than them +Together we stand or we fall apart +Don’t lose hope +Don’t lose hope +They’ll say anything +They’ll throw the kitchen sink +They don’t want you to look too hard +They don’t want you to feel or think +That in 50 years +The world is still here +But better +We’ve grown beyond +Our childish fears +Together +They’ll try every trick they know +They’ll throw a red brick through your window +They don’t want us to unite +And to fight for what is right +and" +When the future’s uncertain,"And you just don’t know +Everybody’s hurtin’ +And you’ve been laid low +There’s only one place a where you can go +Come on down to the Ungerdome +When God’s straight up laughing at your planes +You feel like you’re doing the skeleton dance +You’re pretty positive you don’t stand a chance +Just keep the controller in your hands +This is the place +These are the players +Let the games begin +Don’t listen to the naysayers +We fight to win +If you lose one round, you’re still in it +Don’t lose hope +Come from behind at the last minute +You gotta go for pro +Nothing good ever comes from just giving up +You gotta hold, hold on +If you’re coming on strong but you think that you’ve had enough +Don’t let it go +You gotta go for pro +O F O R P R O" +Things go slow,"Much too slow +You give it a go +But no +You get in a boat +You start to row +The rowing is slow +And the waves are a series of walls that you crash into +Don't be afraid to let the sea +Put you right where it wants you to be +The salt, the salt it's smarter than you +It strips away what you don't need +You put on your glasses +(And what do you see?) +There's too much molasses +(Clear the debris) +You take a few passes +It hurts +The boats unsteady +(Hang on tight) +And before you're ready +(Big spotlight) +Trumpets and confetti +The horizon falls and land is rising up to meet you +Don't be afraid to let the sea +Put you right where it wants you to be +The salt, the salt it's smarter than you +It strips away what you don't need +Name the plants and animals +You'll see this land is habitable +Dust and dirt and falling rain +Tapping a new rhythm into your skull +Step, step, step and you can't contain +The sense thatthisisall YOURS to maintain +Things go slow, things go fast +Watch it grow to burn in flames" +"I’ve been trying to sneeze for 24 hours, Oh","I’ve been trying to sneeze for 24 hours, Oh +I’ve tried staring at the sun +I’ve tried tickling my nose +Even snorted pepper +That one’s really gold +I’ve been trying to sneeze for 24 hours, Oh +I’ve been trying to sneeze for 24 hours +I’ve been trying to sneeze for 24 hours +I’ve been trying to sneeze for 24 hours, oh +But I can’t" +Go gobble gobble gobble gobble gobble gobble dooby,"doo Gobble +gobble gobble gobble Oh +you went to the supermarket Got +your turkey wrapped in plastic youc cooked it +in the oven oh it should come out +fantastic the whole family's coming over Put +on that evening gown but creeping up behind +you all moist and golden brown it's the +zombie turkey She's +coming to pay you back Gobble +gobble gobble gobble gobble gobble bobble dabble gobble +gobble gobble gobble gobble gobble You +run up the stairs into the bathroom lock +the door Gobble +gobble You +hear her bony legs bangin on the floor +Gobble gobble She's +coming ever closer now look out the window +to see Gobble +gobble Entire +neighborhood of zombie turkeys Gobble +gobble the zombie turkeys And +they're coming now to pay you back Gobble +gobble gobble gobble gobble gobble gobble gobble gobble +gobble gobble gobble Oo +Gobble gobble gobble gobble gobble gobble She's +bangin down the door now Looks +like there's no escape You +can't outrun her because you're out of shape +If only you exercised more you'd come out +of this a winner What +a terrible way to die To +be eaten by your dinner by a zombie +turkey who's come to pay you back Gobble +gobble gobble gobble gobble gobble gobble gobble Yeah +yeah yeah Gobble +gobble gobble gobble Yeah +yeah yeah Gobble +gobble gobble gobble gobble gobble gobble Boo +Boo Gobble +gobble gobble gobble Smash +Colonialism" +Amazing Grace,"Will always be +My solemn praise +For it was grace +That brought me through +I’ll never know +Why Jesus came +To love me so +He looked beyond +All my faults +And saw my needs +Thank you +Thank you +Thank you" +i don't know what i'm doing,"i don't know who i am +oh +i'm on a mountain with no bottom +i'm part spring and part autumn +wave your reasons if you got 'em +oh +one claw reaching for the sun and stars and +one claw reaching for a lover's hand +there's so much i don't understand +oh +losing sometimes feels like winning +doing good can feel like sinning +if she feels bad, why's she grinning +oh" +"Panic attacks, she can’t relax","She’s taking all the drugs +I’m leaving tea around the house +In all these half drunk mugs +The hair on my head is getting thinner +And whiter by the day +But still somehow I’m happy sometimes +Do I deserve to feel that way? +Sun today and 60 high +It’s snow tomorrow though +That’s just how it is in April +I take it blow by blow +The birds are gonna be so confused +They all came back too soon +Or maybe like me they’re used to it +From March all the way to June +If I could see the future I’d jump +But I can’t so I sit still +I try my best to not make a mess +Staring at my phone until +She brings me back into myself +Sometimes against my will +I can’t tell if I’m good or not +Will I ever be able to tell? +It’s crazy just how lucky I am +To have everything I do +Born this way and with something to say +And I was always given the room +To make the most of what I’ve got +Though I haven’t always done it +I don’t want to look back at my life +And think oh yeah I won it" +The weight of the country is on your neck,"What did you expect, what did you expect +Better crawl out from under the rock +Where you’ve been hiding, too afraid to talk +You’ve got to give in to the moment now +There’s too much time gone passed +If you’d like I can show you how +It’s so easy to get started +Just stand up +Feel what you feel +Let it all out +And turn that big wheel +Every day is another chance +To do another little dance" +martyr on the pyre and fire on the river,"the muggy sweat of nothingness makes me swoon and shiver +trendy glasses in their frames the better to see you acting +lying through your teeth all while swearing that your facting +don't be fooled by pools of mercurian misdirection +Herculean effort leads to broken down by section +so on the way out doors unholy drop your trousers there +let yourself breathe just gently wiggling in the air +never offing day another sister brother sitting +in a body broken betting on the numbers quitting +holding out the hope that hope can still hold fear to vanquish +left in toil and boiling hell a pot of tea relinquished +extinguished by the thunder clap the doom that's spelled so clearly +the loss of innocence and dancing and hugs you held so dearly +roads you'll never travel down again like mist remystifying +a planet torn in half and born again before it's dying" +He put his dick in a pigs mouth,"And he wiggled it around +And now he’s the Prime Minister +Ain’t that some shit +If we knew half the stuff +Most politicians are hiding +We’d all feel better about ourselves +Our secrets would seem less weird +Fuck Scott Walker +And fuck the Koch Brothers +I’m glad that he’s gonna be gone +Maybe he’ll go to England +And he’ll get it on +With a Prime Minister" +Take this body weak and human,"Make it strong but still leave room inside +My heart for worlds to grow +Where there was no mountain there before +There will be +Will be a mountain +In my heart +In my heart +(Take take my body) +Take this body +(Take take my body) +And replace it +(Take take my body) +With your body +(Take take, take take) +(Take take my body) +Take this body +(Take take my body) +And replace it +(Take take my body) +With your body +(Take take, take take) +Take this body old and broken +Replace the parts that never woke and +Sleep until they need to be woken up +Up up plea +There will be +They will be the mountain +In my heart +In my heart +(Take take my body) +Take this body +(Take take my body) +And replace it +(Take take my body) +With your body +(Take take, take take) +(Take take my body) +Take this body +(Take take my body) +And replace it +(Take take my body) +With your body +(Take take, take take) +(Take take my body) +Take this body +(Take take my body) +And replace it +(Take take my body) +With your body +(Take take, take take) +(Take take my body) +Take this body +(Take take my body) +And replace it +(Take take my body) +With your body +(Take take, take take) +Take take my body +Take take my body +Take take my body +Take take, take take +Take take my body +Take take my body +Take take my body +Take take, take take +Take take my body +Just take this body +Take take my body +Take this body +Take take my body +Take take take +Take take my body +Just take my body +Take take my body +And replace it +Take take my body +Just take my body +Take take, take take" +When,"I was growing up in the country spring was my favorite season +It was my birthday and it smelled good +Those were the two main reasons +And now that +I live in the city now that +I live in the car concrete +Now they'll live in the city +It's fall fall fall +Everybody is wearing more layers and normally +I wouldn't like that +There's a chill in the air and +I gotta put on my sweatshirt +Everybody is kind of shivering +Cause they're used to the over overwhelming heat +They got big old wool socks on their feet +But fall is my favorite city season +Fall is my favorite city season +Fall is my favorite city season +Oh yeah +Fall is my favorite city season +Fall is my favorite city season +Fall is my favorite city season +Oh yeah oh yeah" +Imagine a president,"Who instead of barring the press +Would think about tackling it +The monopoly corporate mess +6 corporations +Control 90 percent +Of all the media +That’s a real problem +And we need a free press +Free from the government +Free from corporations +It should be citizen led +But for now +Stand with institutions +Who hold him accountable +Even giant corporations +Even though +NBC nurtured him +CNN coddled him +We all created him +This is our fight +There are many fronts +When the hammer comes down +We respond at once +It’s in all of our interests +To come together as one +And stand up to +His fascism +And so I stand +With CNN +And the NYTimes +I stand with Politico +Against the president’s crimes" +"I'm here in bogota. Bogota,","Colombia. 8,000 miles above the sea. So +high up. I'm +so easy. I'm +so easy. I can't breath. I'm +so easy, I feel hungry. I am here +in Bogota, +Bogota, Columbia. +I took a taxi from the airport to +the hotel that I went to DEVCON +to do a sound check. To +do a sound. Had +to climb up a bunch of stairs, and +I'm wheezing all around. I'm +wheezing (Breaths) I'm +wheezing (Breaths) I'm +wheezing (Breaths) and I can't breathe." +I’ve got to work,"You’ve got to work +So sisyphean +Heavy on the work +Nothing more American +All we do is work +Compete and you could win +And win +Just work + You don’t work +You don’t eat +You stand still +There’s no money +If someone works +40 hours a week +The story goes they +Shouldn’t be +hungry +Dignity belongs +To an honest days labor +Johnny 5 will take your job +Sooner or later +Nose to the grindstone +Pray at the alter +The puritans built +On the bones +Who are you +But what you do +You’ve got no worth +Beyond your work +You don’t deserve +place on earth +If you don’t work +Prove to the world +That you’re worth a damn +Work even if you’re on +Vacation +Even better post about it +On Instagram +The puratins would be proud" +"Try something new, she said","Why we got to always play it safe +The deep unknown scares me to death +But I put myself aside and went anyway +San Louis Obisbo summer day +Seagulls flying all about +Somehow we were in the feeding lane +Before we knew it, inside out and upside down +Inside the mouth of the whale, didn’t know where I was +Stern to tail, the world a hazy fuzz +Then as fast as it began, we popped right up again +That’s the last time we go r kayaking, oh yeah r" +I believe that the end is near I,"believe that we can't stay here One +way or another we gotta find a way +Every generation thinks that the planet is gonna +sink down and so far they've all been +wr we gotta find a way I'm +done with the old rat race I'm +done chasing money Chase +I'm gonna put it all down we got +to find a way we got to find +a way" +"You don’t have a mother, you don’t have","a father You +are a clone, it’s like you are your +own brother It’s +Father’s Day, +but I’d +like to say Happy +Asexual Reproduction +Day Happy +Asexual Reproduction +Day Happy +Asexual Reproduction +Day Happy +Asexual Reproduction +Day Maybe +you’re some bacteria living in the bottom of +a lake with all your friends You +eat stuff down there, you decompose it for +us You’ve +got close relative upshore in the forest It’s +Father’s Day, +but I’d +like to say Happy +Asexual Reproduction +Day Happy +Asexual Reproduction +Day Happy +Asexual Reproduction +Day Happy +Asexual Reproduction +Day Or +you’re Kentucky +Bluegrass growing in lawns across America +Doing your applemixes Lots +of blackberries, that yummy fruity treat You’ve +got no parents and you’re so fun to +eat It’s +Father’s Day, +but I’d +like to say Happy +Asexual Reproduction +Day Happy +Asexual Reproduction +Day Happy +Asexual Reproduction +Day Happy +Asexual Reproduction +Day" +She says she,"Does not deserve this +I may be the one +Who lacks the self-esteem +To wake and dream +And to make it mean +Everything +I wear my heart on my sleeve +It can't be any other way +Stop thinking that way +Can't stop myself from thinking that way +She keeps her heart in a cage +Locked away +I say stop thinking that way +What are we doing thinking that way? +She says she +Is such a loser +I think maybe +She's making fun of me +'Cause it's how I see +Usually +Everything +And the spring approaches +Faster ever faster +We've got to drop these torches +And let go of disaster +She says she +Loves me so +And I'm feeling it deep +In the way she moves +She cuts right through +Her soul is huge" +Help me Obi Wan Kenobi,"You're my only hope +I'm sneaking out the window +And I've run out of rope +Help me Ben Kanobi +I'm falling down a well +And the hands that touch +Are just too much +I'm under some voodoo spell +The moons of tatooine +Are guiding my way home +But I lost my footing +And I'm sick of putting +Myself into the unknown +I say screw the Empire +Let them kill and come +If they try to blast +I'll run real fast +To you old Obi Wan +Somewhere stars are shining +Down the corridors of time +place I could call home again +home I'd recognize +Far far away from here +In a future distant land +The light has already traveled +And the future's already planned +Help me Obi Wan Kenobi +You're my only hope +I'm not equipped +To deal with this +In both size and scope +Don't leave me to assassins +Don't leave me to the Hutt +Help me Ben Kanbobi +Help me or I don't know what" +Why’s my heart beating so fast,"Why’s my skin feel like it’s made of glass +Why do I just want to take a nap +anxiety +My wife says I should go get it checked out +Take drugs or something to work it out +I’m not opposed to that but i’m filled with doubt +anxiety +loss of perspective +So I can’t see +My prime directive +Right in front of me +And every day the bulls start runnin’ +Fore I open my eyes and see the sun come sunning’ +Through +Oh jeez +Paralyzed by a creeping dread +Too many thoughts rolling round my head +Distract myself before it spreads +Anxiety +Look up from my phone and the day is gone +And I’m no closer to the path i’m on +The road goes out endlessly out beyond +Anxiety +It’s a little dark hole in the pit of your gut +tight chest, totally shut +What else could that be but +Anxiety +Living in the future and I know now +To live in the past but never right now +And who would I be without +Anxiety" +So many parents,"Named their kids Matt +So many parents +Just went with that +There are many Matts +Some small and some grand +But this Matt here +Has a cyborg hand +There are many matts +But through the magic of NFTs +This Matt can be yours +Yeah you can own your very own piece" +It’s quite well,"Documented +Put your music up for streaming +And it pays shit +Middle men whittle down again +story old as time +The money that by all rights is yours +Flows to the top and man that hurts +You can complain +Take up the cause +Boycott and shame them +Try to change the laws +But when you want something done +Just right +Then you know it’s up to you +Fuck you pay me that’s my mood +I’m tired of it and i’m lookin at choon +I’m looking at Choon +Cuz I want to get paid +It’s well past noon +In this sad parade +Choon’s how you say tune if you’re British +Stream your music make money with it +So I’m looking at Choon +Please forgive +Me i’m a musician +Who needs money to live" +and nothing rhymes with purple,"and if i'm not careful i might explode +i'm faded around the edges +come on trim the hedges +santa in his sledges coming down the road +masterpiece +peace to the master +masterpiece +mitigate my disaster +rooms are for living +mistakes for forgiving +graves are for digging all the way to china +feet are for dancing +eyes are for glancing +pants are for pantsing without even trying to +get relief +in charming window display +masterpiece +who are you anyway +whoa, whoa +the games we are playing +hear the sleigh bells slaying +what were you saying about christmas cheer? +jesus rhymes with purple +jesus rhymes so well +put him in a van and get him out of here" +I think I'll,"just sit down and stare at the wall +Winter spring summer and fall oh no I +forgot what it took to make yourself into +something you'll love I think I'll +be okay in a bit the big time +didn't hit me just yet oh no I +forgot what it took to be something that's +how I got here It's +a roundabout way that's how I got here +Amen One +time all the answers were mine One +time I knew I was fine But +I was more than fine I took it +upon myself to be older than I was +oh don't you just levitate Rest +don't stuff it in your face my dear +that's what we call ice frozen that's what +I'm doing here Teach +you all the things that you gotta know +that's what I am do in here to +hear you sing my song it makes it +go oh oh it makes me know it +makes me know I went down for a +run Put +on Let +it be that son of a gun A +gun More +happiness oh don't you know I'm +making it up as I go along Nothing +ever really makes any sense I'll +give you recompense I say if you looked +up that word how many times that I +said it in a song it would be +quite you because guess what I'm +doing here Trying +to make it clear Trying +to clear a path for you my dear +for you for you for you for you +for you for you for you and for" +You went missing in the night,"You took your t shirt and your mouth guard +Down the looking glass I fell +And when I fell I fell so hard +I found your footsteps next to mine +Circles of angles and singularities +Lost in time +You went missing in the night +Folding shadows around your sheets +I mistook the bookshelf for a carnivore +And I got paper cuts on my feet +I said, “Where are you?” +The blood dripping on the floor +single worthers originals +Had to nourish me for 8 days or more +You went missing in the night +And I really should have just gone back to sleep +The walls were dunking Oreos +As if Santa were here counting sheep +But not yet, it’s not quite time +For tinseltown in our hearts +And I’m not sure if you’ll be around +To see if and that’s the strangest part" +Koozo,"Koozo +Well he lives down in the sewer +With prehistoric alligators +And his mesh shorts with no underwear +Like a more naked Darth Vader +He’s coming for you +You’ve got nowhere to go +He’s gonna get you +Koozo +He has you in his headlight +Will you be too scared to speak? +He focuses on the small +The pitiful and weak +He’ll try to lure you out, but don’t go +He’s gonna get you +Koozo +Koozo +Some kind of maniac +Koozo +Give people a heart attack +Koozo +You don’t wanna play his game +Koozo +You’ll never guess his name +Koozo +Koozo +Playing hide and seek +Well he always disappears +Even the adults +Well they look at him with fear +It’s like he knows something you don’t know +He’s gonna get you +Koozo +He can climb a telephone pole +As if it were a ladder +When you hear that moped coming +Best released your bladder +You should be as light as possible +Or else you’ll be too slow +He’s gonna getcha +Koozo +Koozo +Some kind of maniac +Koozo +Give people a heart attack +Koozo +Don’t wanna play his game +Koozo +You’ll never guess his name +Koozo +Koozo +Koozo +Koozo +Koozo" +Your toaster and your lightbulbs,"And the art that hangs on your wall +They're connected to the internet +But it's not strange at all +The shift has been happening +With more flexible manufacturing +Innovation coming faster we +Are now living in the internet of things +Meanwhile all these products +Are collecting data +That can be mined and leveraged +In a thousands different ways yeah +But then look at the Sony hack +That data needs protecting +Privacy and security +Are two of the most important things +Tell me who, who, who +Will help you navigate +With exploration and debate +Of this changing landscape +CeBit Global Conferences +Digital trends and forward thinking businesses +Trailblazing technologies that will shape the year ahead +CeBit Global Conferences +Crowd sourcing +3D printing +Augmented reality +Quantified self +Autonomous systems +Sensors +And wearables +Welcome to the D!conomy +Doesn't happen incrementally +It's disruptive technology" +And had a nice little home in the burbs,"Though the burden that he carried +Was as frightening as it was absurd +No one knew that he was a hippopotamus +He disguised himself +He’d go into work every day fooling a lot of us +He disguised himself too well +Steve got promotions +Soon he was a CEO +The board filed motions +He watched his bank account grow +Steve felt less and less and less autonomous +Instincts boiled low +To hid the fact that he was a hippopotamus +He started to drink merlot +One night drunk at the holiday party +Steve got a little scary +Grey skin, big mouth, and sharp sharp teeth +Steve ate his secretary x2 +Steve got fired +And he felt the pressure melt away +As income was required +He started plowing driveways +Now Steve doesn’t hide his hippopotamus +He’s proud now, by and by +Hiding the truth of yourself can be bottomless +Steve lets his colors fly x2 +Colors fly" +Tomorrow’s thanksgiving,"It’s cold and it’s raining +I’m not complaining +Who am I kidding? +Of course I’m complaining +I’m an American Jew +That’s just what we do +My Jewness is rooted +In a certain attitude it’s +All bagels +and food +My grandpa was a communist +Back in 1952 +That’s just what we do +So much fear and anger +The world’s rearranging +We were the stranger +Once +Be kind to the stranger +They’re just like you +That’s what what we do +Tomrrow’s thanksgiving +Certain topics verboten +Keeping peace +Is more important +My stomach hurts +I have to go poop +That’s just what we do" +If you don’t mind,"I’d like to take my time +I’m standing on the line right between +The hard place and the rock +The time travel and the clock +With a bottle and sock of jelly beans +Pick any flavor you like +While I survey my life +Shining that light in every nook +Behind the old bookcase +And all the unused space +I’m looking every place that I can look +Before I make +Any kind of decision +I’ve got to take +All the time that I was given +So give me a break +For goodness sake +I’m in the middle of a lake and I’ve got +rowboat but no fish +bulb but no light switch +And one wish to be something that I’m not +So if you’ve seen my heart +Somewhere out in the dark +Could we please just start to put it back +Oedipus and King Lear +Made choices based in fear +So I hope ydou will hear me when I tell you that" +Jet lag be lagging me be sagging me,"down Jet +lag be lagging me dragging me down I +don't got nothing left to give with a +jet lag I don't want to live I +just wanna die from the jet lag in +the sky Just +wanna go into a cocoon don't wanna wake +up too soon cause I got jet lag +in my eye jet lag in my brain +jet lag in my eye jet lag in +my sane Jet +lag in my hair jet lag on my +all this jet lag meaning to do do +me harm Jet +lag be jaggin me dragging me around jet +lag be lagging me sagging me down I +gotta go to sleep but I got more +to do I gotta go to sleep I +don't know about you but the jet lag +is bad this jet lag is bad this +jet lag is bad this jet lag is +bad" +Same thing we always do. Are,"we gonna take Are +we gonna choose? Are +we gonna sing? Are +we gonna sing? Like +I don't know about you, but I'm +sick of I don't want to be hungry. +I don't want to open tors in the +mouth or in the chest? Open +the chest all in the chest or in +the chest or in the chest? I don't +know, I don't know, I don't know, I +don't know, I don't I don't know. I +don't sa." +You came here expecting absolution,"Which I can’t give +You came here looking for a revolution +But you don’t know what it is +You came here +Looking for some place to lay down +But I have no beds +You came here looking for someone to play with +But you can’t get out of your head +You came here +Wanting everything +But there’s nothing left +You came here +With good times you’re remembering +But you’re running out of breath" +Police took students off their buses,"Corralled them like a bunch of sheep +Didn’t tell them what was going on +Detained them when they tried to leave +High school students kept from going +Home and before you know it +The police looking so intimidating +Rocks were thrown it’s not surprising +The mayor calls the students thugs +It’s a state of emergency curfew +What caused this, what instigated? +The answer is quite simply you +You cops that murder children +You mayors that cover up +You media that plays the game +Where windows matter more than blood +Snatched in a humvee off the street +CNN caught it on TV +But they’re so busy navel gazing +They didn’t see what was horrifying amazing +The humvee perfectly placed to block +And the commentator just continued to talk +The blowhards blowing their horns they squawk +While the people do what they can" +They can’t do it on their own,"Michaela, the wolves are calling +Please won’t you pick up your phone? +The wolves are calling and they wanna go home +Say, owwoooooo +Owooooooooo" +Silence speaks violence the night the sunshine speaks,"volumes all right There's +a hurricane headed for the northeast and I +don't know if we're gonna make it out +alive if we're gonna make it out alive +if we're gon make it out Texas +roadhouse across the street has a line of +people just waiting to meet and if there's +a hurricane heading for us I don't know +if you know this forest but we're we +gonna make it I don't know if we're +gon make it I don't know if we're +gonna make it out of life out of +life out of life out of love out +of love there's an I heart and the +h just like cause people don't wanna work +oh the son of a gun again but +there's a hurricane a hurricane and it's coming +fast it's coming fast I don't know if +we're gonna make it out alive I said +are we gonna make it out alive Making +love get out loud come" +Way way back in 2009,"I had just started writing a song a day +I needed some place to put these songs of mine +There were lots of options but they sucked +Til I found band camp +And I was in heaven +365 songs that year I wrote +And I uploaded every single one +Accidentally their servers I broke +Defender in the stats it was so much fun +Oh I loved band camp +And I was in heaven +Now I’ve been writing a song a day for almost 16 years +And just yesterday the news confirmed all our fears +Bandcamp is dead - killed by corporate greed +Bandcamp is dead - may it rest in peace +An editorial voice curious and unafraid +People who loved music more than anything +mighty rare oasis to find nowadays +Pour one out and everybody sing +We loved band camp +We were in heaven r" +Well well I may not be the smartest,"and I may not be the best well +May not finish every book or complete every +quest My +ideas may not resonate My +feelings may not be so deep I may +not draw conclusions from heroic mental leaps well +I'm not the second coming or the third +or fourth or fifth I'm +not even in the top hundred this story +is not myth I'm +not made of anything but goo and bones +There are no secrets that I keep and +I don't dream of anything special in the +daytime or asleep well I'm +not looking oh well these are a few +of the things I'm +not these are a few of the things +I don't these are few of the things +I'm not these are few of the things +I don't But +I'm not looking to change the world I'm +not sure I could I'm +not honest with people all the time and +I'm not always good well I'm +not always singing on key I'm +not confident note for note and I don't +always participate and I don't always vote well +I'm not helping every day I'm +not so unfettered I'm +not fighting on the side of justice I'm +not making it better But +I don't reach out and love all day +I don't smile at every passerby and I'm +not in the moment with the here and +now not buying by these are a few +of the things I'm +not these are a few of the things +I don't these are a few of the +things I'm +not these are a few of the things +I don't But +I'm not picking up garbage But +I'm not cleaning up halls But +I'm not running a business and I'm +not answering calls well I'm +not making goods to sell and I'm +not rich and I'm +not poor and there are thoughts that I +don't have sometimes and they're so hard to +ignore well I may not be an athlete +well I may not be a scholar I +didn't grow up in a city so big +or down in Butcher +Holler well I don't know anything but me +I may not write universally My +name's not written in the clouds or on +the big marquee but these are a few +of the things I'm +not these are a few of the things +I don't these are a few of the +things I'm +not these are a few of the things +I don't" +When we met you told me to always,"wipe front to back. You +gave me a naked Barbie +when I turned 8 I'll +never forget. You +told me that in Vegas +the slot machines were vomiting. Because +you were on acid. It +was the first time that we met. When +Marc and I got married you came to +breakfast naked. When +I was a little boy you dressed up +like a clown. When +I was 6 years old, you turned me +on to weed. It's +always a party when Natasha +comes to town. When +Natasha comes to town. When +Natasha comes to town. Our +hearts go boom boom boom. And +we're glad she came around. We +love you because you're different. For +all the wild things you do. We +love you with all our hearts. We +love you because you're you. You +came to a party and told everyone you +were an alien from outer space. You +danced barefoot in the grass at a stately +Mozart concert at Shelburne +Farms but you weren't out of place. You +came running into the men's locker room in +your underwear when Marc +was there. When +Natasha comes to town life is never dull +and so we offer up this prayer. When +Natasha comes to town. When +Natasha comes to town. Our +hearts go boom boom boom. And +we're glad she came around. We +love you because you're different. For +all the wild things you do. We +love you with all our hearts. We +love you because you're you." +How do I let you see me,"Through the smoke and all the noise +I’ve got this firehose +And I can’t turn it off +I’m faster than all the other boys +I need to see all your faces +Telling me I’m gonna be OK +But then I retreat +Back to my hotel room +I’m overwhelmed I’ve got to get away +And I’m ashamed of what I want sometimes +So I hide it from myself +And then I’m surprised when I don’t get it +I don’t know who I even am sometimes +I need to keep singing so I don’t forget it +I am just like my grandma +I give advice that I don’t take myself +I want to be the center +But when the center doesn’t hold +Then I’m looking for a way out +She always said she wasn’t afraid of death +And I think I only half believed her +She said she wasn’t lonely +And I couldn’t see how that could be be +So many in her live would love and leave her" +The brain named itself,"The brain named itself +Just some chemicals +And electricity +Just some oxygen, +carbon and a few other things +The brain thinks about itself +The brain thinks about itself +How does it do that +We don’t entirely know +Is it me that’s doing it +Or is it something else +The brain named itself +The brain named itself +The brain, the brain +The brain is just a series of tubes +Like the internet, it’s just a series of tubes +There’s a reaching out +connection +There’s pattern +Recognition +Oh your brain sits inside your skull +It’s very dark in there, protected in your skull +It knows what light is +Through your eyes +And the back of your brain +Is where the lizard lies" +I got that fall time sick My,"head is three feet thick My +ears are in the clouds I'm +an abominable snotman now don't pull the rock +out from underneath me Cause +I just fall away And +all the horses pull me to their ever +changing feel I feel okay I got that +full time snot And +it's filling up the pot I'm +ready to lie right down I'm +in a ball but a B +that's no man Now +I saw the Legos +and they look just like me I saw +the Lincoln +no Out +on the beach in the sea and nobody +took them When +they went with downstairs back and the Transformers +turned and said beware Found +out that fall time Yuck +Oh now what the No +Covid at least yet Doesn't +seem like it from the test that I +took this morning" +I know a penis when I see one,"That’s not a space ship, not at all +That’s a tool for delivering semen +That’s a great big cock and balls +You can’t convince me +That Jeff’s not just horny AF +Would plow that rod into the sky + til he had no fuel left +You can’t convince me +That he didn’t get rock hard +Sitting inside that cock and +Shooting his load to the stars +He’s thirsty for busting unions +He’s horny for hoarding wealth +He’s hot for really believing +He deserves it all, he did it all himself +You can’t convince me +That when he did that cosmic dance +He looked down upon us all +And jizzed into his space suit pants" +Now that I've sat with my wife through the process,"Of 36 hours in labor +And the struggle and triumph and tunnel that lights up +And the strength that she has inside her +And the patience and the fear +The frustration and the tears +And the joy beyond anything mortal +And that final push with the blood that comes gushing +And the baby that comes out all perfect +I can finally safely say +Because before I'm not sure +I truly appreciated +I can finally truly say +Happy Mother's Day" +Been working on what to say,"I get down on my knees and pray +For just a couple of lines of code +That’ll make her feelings grow +Make it so she know my name +And she like to play video games +Mario 3 FTW +(One two three four) +She may be virtual +(Eyes shut, lips sealed) +But she feels real" +I can't find my mojo I'm,"too anxious for that Cause +everything feels out of whack like there is +no going back I can't find my mojo +It's no joke at all Cause +I just sit here every day Staring +at my screens Staring +at my screens not knowing what to write +about I got no mojo left I got +no mojo Mojo +Got no silly mojo that's how it goes +Sometimes it's up and you feel inspired Then +you're down You +in the dole drums the mo no mo +no mo jo drums the no mojo dole +drums I'm +in the no mojo I'm +in the no mojo do drums no mo +jo doz that's what I'm +in the no mo do drums that's what +I'm in the no mojo do drums is +what I'm +in the no modo do drums that's what +I'm in That's +what I'm +in That's +what I mean that's what I mean that's +what I mean no more jo jo gums +in my brain I can't think of another +thing to say Can't +get out of my way can't get out +of my brain Isn't +no mojo do drum no mo do no +mojo do drum no mojo do drum no +mojo do drum no mojo do drum" +"Come down off of the cross, babe","And let’s get busy +I want to boogie with you +No more night clubs +No more sweet surprises +I want to boogie with you +Show me how you do it +And we’ll do it again +Show me how you do it +And we’ll do it again +Elephants and shooting stars +And boys on trains and girls in bars +Hope on wheels tranny fags +Oil gush and plastic bags +Sally's singing for her daily bread +Fred's only thinking about Fred +Jerry got caught under a bus +No one will remember any of us +Put down your computer +And let’s get busy +I want to boogie with you +I am from the future +So let’s get busy +I want to boogie with you +Show me how you do it +And we’ll do it again +Show me how you do it +And we’ll do it again +Elephants and shooting stars +And boys on trains and girls in bars +Hope on wheels tranny fags +Oil gush and plastic bags +Sally's singing for her daily bread +Fred's only thinking about Fred +Jerry got caught under a bus +No one will remember any of us +Stop pretending you work at +American Apparel +I want to boogie with you +You don’t have anything +To be afraid of +I want to boogie with you +I want to boogie with you +Like Lou Reed +I want to boogie with you +Like Lou Reed +Elephants and shooting stars +And boys on trains and girls in bars +Hope on wheels tranny fags +Oil gush and plastic bags +Sally's singing for her daily bread +Fred's only thinking about Fred +Jerry got caught under a bus +No one will remember any of us +No one will remember any of us +No one will remember any of us +No one will remember any of us" +Oh I been locked inside,"Tethered to my anxious mind +Try as I might I cannot find +safe thought to think +Play ground is all shut down +Rancid Jersey City still smells +Layer of trash still on the ground +Sky still turns pink +Go to the grocery store +Stay six feet apart or more +They tell me that this is war +Empty shelves and roads +One month or maybe a year +Two or three we could be here +Just shoot me in the atmosphere +I’m ready to go" +Happy birthday,"Jupiter +I love you +I'm working on a video +It'll be done tomorrow +Done tomorrow" +Everyday I do the very same thing,"I get up and I sing, sing sing +Brush my teeth, rinse my mouth +It's all worth singing about +Everyday I jump out this plane +Till nothing but the melody remains +I follow it up, I follow it down +My heart goes (pound pound pound) +Everyday I got an other idea +Every moment's just a little more clear +I'm inside the stampede +And I go wherever it leads +And you can find me all day long +Right here +I'll write another song for you +Cuz that's what I do +And I believe in this everyday +Everybody's got something +Everybody's gonna go the same way +In the end you take nothing +And I will sing until I'm all out of breath +And the color of the sun is a dark, dark red +And the governments will fall +And we'll sing until it hurts +And we'll ring forever through the universe" +Her favorite color is purple,"Her favorite flower is daphne +She’s a big time feminist +And she loves to read +She’s been all over the world +Except for Berlin +Sad face +She’s Whitney, Whitney, Whitney, Whitney, Whitney +Drinking PBR +Cuddling with Boo and Poppy +Watching British detective shows +Playing Lego Star Wars with Jesse +They moved into a house +And are excited to start their life +Jesse and Whitney, Whitney, Whitney, Whitney, Whitney +Flying to NY and seeing Hedwig on Broadway +Riding Segways on the National Mall +Being the only ones on the ET ride +I think that the Crab Hat says it all +They moved out of an apartment +It was very tiny teeny +She wants to help people +Especially women who need it +She loves Lil Bub and Grumpy Cat +Harry Potter and Maria Bamford" +Sing ridge glove,"Solar ticket donkey opinion void +Wise upgrade idea lend +father shiver divide +hedgehog fashion protect napkin +render report +shuffle pipe control +table diary party +fat job illness clump +helmet target symbol place bronze +exclude radar +universe island universe text wonder news +tortoise time unable champion +photo mushroom merry kiss +jelly casual swear judge +old ketchup hat modify +doll join salad screen +gossip swamp ahead wash +ostrich pistol digital outside +home purchase seat crop +dragon actor can push +jelly property guilt decide +frost never cat agree +heart trip apology + rather drip found text wine" +Brief senators and congressmen,"On foreign interference +Declare national security emergency +Foreign influence and control +Of electronic voting systems +Declare electronic voting in all states invalid +Treason, oh tis the season, oh +For treason oh, yeah +No one will be held accountable +Cuz everything sucks +And nothing works +I am lost in the tangled web +Of my own emotions +And I see no way out +I stop and try to hear +My own heart beating +But the screaming is the only sound" +Craig Wright is not Satoshi x6,"If he were Satoshi +He could prove it easy +By signing a simple message +But he won’t. Because he can’t. +Craig Wright is not Satoshi +Craig Wright is not Satoshi +Just because he has the handle +Doesn’t mean that he’s Satoshi +He’s just some Australian guy +Who’s probably gonna sue me but +Craig Wright is not Satoshi +Craig Wright is not Satoshi" +It’s relentless,"The reality that’s broken +It’s a big mess +test of how the heart can open +When I just wants to stay closed +Pick up +All the little pieces +Big love +And your tiny little secrets +We suss out the truth with our nose +I’m not willing to die +For my country on up high +So if that’s what you’ve got in mind +Then take a step back +The whole world has gone crazy +From afar it’d be amazing +But to be living in the middle of it +Makes me want to cry +Fractured +We took a wrong turn +The absurd +Around every corner +No safe word can save us from ourselves +Tell me +How can I prepare +For the hell we +Seem to be going where +We can smell the rotting flesh that we sell" +You don't know im here but I'm,"visible at night I get a little closer +with each revolution And +a restraining order is just a stop gap +solution Because +i'm on the wind that's blowing outside your +door I'm +in the light that's glowing from that candle +on the floor Im +in the water flowing as you draw a +bath I'm +a hurricane a coming and your the aftermath +Hear my satellite beeping As +the moon comes creeping overhead As +I watch you sleeping My +feelings deepen I wish I could be steeped +in your bed But +you don't know that I exist And +I'm doomed to float around you like this +man desires love and he hates to be +alone He +wants to love before his heart has turned +to stone Elves +are dancing and singing in his head In +a fantastic wedding with dwarves baking bread Somewhere +there's someone looking in on you He +may not look like much but his heart +is strong and true Mistakes +have been made, paths have diverged And +he's ready to talk to you with just +a bit more courage" +Step out into the sun so I can,"see you Step +out into the sun so we can finally +settle the bet You +had my back when I thought the world +was caving in You +carried me across the desert You +threw your lot in with mine And +when I needed someone to face the demons +You've been there every time Every +god damn time Step +out into the sun so it can touch +you Step +out into the sun and we will settle +up our debt There's +not a day goes by that I don't +think of what you did And +I cry for the decisions That +you had to make Every +single one closed infinite doors We +are free to make mistakes We +are free to make mistakes And +the sun bloomed in the sky Presiding +over an empty earth Millennia +go by And +we're just dust and dirt We +are hard wired asking why But +the sun asked it first Someday +we'll all die of thirst Step +out into the sun for old time's sake +Step out into the sun so that we +might forget I followed all the rules and +now I'm +finally getting born And +you crafted me a skipper And +sent me on my way I was too +young to understand at the time I didn't +know what to say I didn't know what +to say" +My birthday was last week,"Now I’m 42 years old +Smack dab in the middle of middle age +If we’re talking statistically +I have a little less than half to go +But then of course I could die any day +My birthday was last week +It’s on the same day every year +In some distant universe that might no be the case +In this other universe +Space is really weird +And time well time is kind of all over the place +I could die any day +Time is all over the place +My head is spinning, I can’t see straight +Time is all over the place +My birthday was last week +I made myself a cake +My kids sang happy birthday to me +My wife and I don’t really +Make a big deal all +No gifts or anything, and no party +My birthday was last week +We did have birthday sex +But we still do it most weeks anyway +Every other long term +Relationship I’ve had +Has turned sexless +But 11 years together and it’s still great" +Big slug,"In the middle of the road +Big slug +Sluggin’ along slow +Big slug +Size of my foot +Big slug +Never stay put +Big slug +Sparkle in the sun +Big slug +He’s all on the run +Big slug +Antennae out +Big slug +Moving all about +Big slug +Wanna be like you +Big slug +Big as my shoe +Go real slow +Not know where I’m crawlin’ +I wanna be a Gastropod Mollusc +I wanna be, be a Gastropod Mollusc" +Freedom is overrated,"Tell me are you really free? +Think of what you really want to be doing +And look around you to see +Are you under appreciated? +Are you running out of time? +Are the minutes and days going by in a haze +Are you going out of your mind? +It's not freedom we need +It's compassion +For the gifts we've been given +And the lives we are living +That's how you're really free +Cynics are tweeting nonsense +Waiting for the singularity +And you could find yourself like them +It would be so easy +But if you hold on to what makes you human +And let go of all the noise +Keeping you stuck and shit out of luck" +"Put it in a pocket, put it on hold","Throw it in the slammer, hit it with a hammer +Dress it up two ways, put pajamas out +I was only +I was only kidding +I was only +I was only kidding +Roll another rock up another hill +Break another leg that won’t sit still +Don’t want to play golf in a three-piece suit +An original, no substitute +I was only +I was only kidding +I was only +I was only kidding +If I was going to break I’d break in the middle +If I was going to change, wouldn’t be so little +On the old marquee there’s a recipe +For Mulligan stew made of you and me +I was only +I was only kidding +I was only +I was only kidding +In the palace at dusk the queen’s alone +The king comes in, his back’s been throne +The prince is tired, the jester’s wild +The treasury doesn’t have the gold required +I was only +I was only kidding +I was only +I was only kidding +On judgment day I’ll go on home +Everyone alive and dead and gone +It doesn’t matter if you say what you believe +We’ve all been granted one reprieve +I was only +I was only kidding +I was only +I was only kidding +I was only +I was kidding" +I chase down,"The parts of me I want to kill +I put them in a bag +And take them to the top of the hill +I dig a deep hole +And throw them into it +I go back home +But those parts of me are on my front porch +So I knock them out +And put them in my trunk +I drive to the coast +Get gear for spelunking +I dive down deep +And tie them to a coral reef +I go back home +But those parts of me are in the kitchen +Don't try to kill your shadow +Don't throw him out the window +You can't kill your shadow +He's part of who you are +I go inside my house +I get the gasoline +I burn my house down +And all those parts of me +I move to Hawaii +I check into the hotel +I go up to my room +And those parts of me are in the bathroom +I get a duffel bag +The parts of me are squriming +I hike to the volcano +The heat's enormous burning +I pray to the gods +So present on the island +I stare into the red +Those parts of me just stare right back +Don't try to kill your shadow +Don't throw him out the window +You can't kill your shadow +He's part of who you are +I say hey to my shadow +Invite him in for tea +I let him explain himself +And he let's me be me" +You say social justice warrior,"With vitriol and disdain +As if that is a bad thing +You want things to remain +Just the way they are +But fuck yes, I’m a social justice warrior +I’ll take that label proudly +Hands up I’ll sing it loudly +You can spit and snarl but you’ll just be +sad pathetic man +Little boy throwing a tantrum +Little boy doesn’t want change +Little boy in his internet bubble +Never felt nothin but impotent rage +oooooooo +oooooooo +We need social justice warriors +We need a social justice wizard +social justice paladin +We’ll go out hunting assholes +For the experience points +Every time you threaten one of us +You only make us stronger +We absorb your anger +And turn it into justice +Little boy thinks he’s Han Solo +Little boy’s just a storm trooper +Little boy’s got a lot of opinions +And internet friends who all concur +You think you’re in the minority +But I think you’re a terrorist +When you dox and call it justice +When someone else’s business +Becomes your personal hate quest +When you’re making death threats +When you’re making rape threats +I’m just saying fuck yes +I’m a social justice warrior +Bah da bah bah da FUCK" +I've got to fucking do my song,"I got to fucking do my song +I've got to fucking do my song +God damn song +God damn fucking song +God damn fucking song +God damn fucking song +I've got to do my +God damn fucking song +Fucking song +Fucking song" +Sasha loves coffee,"Keri loves chai +They both love bacon +And chocolate, oh my +Sasha soaks in the Japanese tub +But it’s long hot showers that Keri loves +They first met +They were just kids +They lost touch +They reconnected +They fell in love +Sasha and Keri +For 17 years +Officially married +In 2008 +With Milo and bah chee +Teddy, LEEV SHEN and Momo +They are a family +With a love that grows +Sasha loves Adventure Time +And Crunchy Roll +Keri loves reading +And she loves to sew +Sasha ’s in her garden +And she paint and draws +Keri loves sleeping +And she likes to shop +They first met +They were just kids +They lost touch +They reconnected +They fell in love +They are going to Japan, they’ve been waiting so long! +They’ve been known to occasionally burst into song! +They love Apple stuff, they love musicals and they love their families +All their cats and dogs are rescues, their hearts are" +Hey baby,"Do you want to engage +With our content +Be our user +Give us big data +Do you want to touch +Our UI design +Cuz I’m a storyteller +I’m gamified and I’m agile +I’m a thought leader +In the digital space +I can growth hack +Your ideation +We’ve got farms of curators +Hacking together listicles +In many emerging markets +They shit out infographics +Our advertising is native +Our content is snackable +Our developers are full stackable +And we’re looking for an exit" +Made with the app Figure.,"In the world +There are sleepers and there's fighters +twisted phrase +From climate change deniers +I can't see +The obstacles that are +Holding me +Back from all the symphonies +This time +This, this time +It's different +Play a song +For the hungry man inside you +Play the wolf +To the public that denied you +Don't just break +Your neck up on the chopping block +You're doing it +You're doing it all again" +go where you're needed no one will tell,"you lies no one will hurt you no +one will challenge you you'll never be surprised +they'll always help you they'll always touch you +you'll never shed a tear they understand you +they'll always know your thoughts no jealousy or +fear i'm gonna break your heart i'm gonna +let you down i'm gonna love you so +completely i'll burn you to the ground i'm +gonna mess right up i'm gonna be a +fool no one can love you as much +as i do though love it can be +cruel bluejays are singing springtime is coming there's +something missing there and in the morning the +puzzle incomplete i offer up this prayer" +"He’s guilty, whoa oh whoa, he’s guilty By","all accounts he was a greedy, lying, manipulating +ass hole But +now he’s guilty and he’ll be going straight +to prison My +crypto friends please listen to me I have +a message for you: When +it’s a’ green candles and the bulls are +a’ runnin’ And +the hucksters come with their bundles of money +It’s up to all of us to call +‘ em out and to shun ‘em Remember +why we’re here Oh +he’s guilty, it took no time for the +jury To +see right through all of his bullshit, his +lies, and manipulating nonsense He’s +guilty, he was cold and calculated And +he hurt so many people it’s great to +know he’ll get what he deserves Money +is not a good metric for judging people +You should be skeptical of every single billionaire +The next time some rich dude tries to +pay you Red +flashing lights, sirens and buyer beware" +Another day another dollar and in the main,"i holler what what what and who who +who crime is on the decline but they +say that it might just be time for +the love love love on the true true +true bastardization of a classic novel i grew +up in squalor in a little tiny hovel +pointing out the obvious two by two by +two is 6 i throw in the chicken +feet you throw in the towel" +Don't ask me no question tell you no,"lie If +you come my way you're in for a +surprise Cause +I can't see you from over here so +you'll surprise me when we are under there +Going with the flow Going +with the flow I've +got no secrets in my pockets full of +gold I've +got no beginnings no ending where I'm +old So +if you want to think that you are +immune to this I think that you better +sing along the tune with this Go +with the flow Go +with the flow With +the sweat be dripping off you like lovers +in the name you carry the heavy objects +break your back for another fight Every +little step you take leaves you closer than +before Every +single time you close the window and the +doors you Go +with the flow Go +with the flow Go +with the flow Go +with the flow Misfit +mystery on the package Calling +down from the roof I was feeling a +little inadequate then you showed me proofs Doing +lightning time dances Throwing +your hands up in the air Being +willing to go backwards and say hey I +don't care But +every single time you put your mouth where +you don't belong that's when you find yourself +humming this song Go +with the flow Go +with the flow Go +with soul" +Born and raised in Vermont,"Bernie Sanders was my mayor +You’re not gonna find a bigger fan +of Bernie anywhere +When he announced that he would run +I was overcome, I was overcome +There’s nobody that I would rather see become +president, it is all I want +Meanwhile, everyday +Another body in the streets +And as white people we don’t feel +The sense of urgency +But it’s life and death +And there’s nothing left +But to raise those voices up +So that the urgency is heard and seen +And felt enough +You don’t need to point out +Bernie marched with MLK +I think we know that by now +And yeah, that was great +But we want to see the urgency +That’s why people are protesting +Have a little faith in your candidate +That he’ll keep doing the right thing" +"I need to sell my bed, if my","girlfriend's moving in It's +not that old at all, I think it's +only been about a year About +a year My +friend Sam +said, you can't sell your bed No +one in New +York will buy a bed from a stranger +I wanna prove him wrong, so I'm +writing this song If +you're looking for a bed, look no further +If you're looking for a bed, I've +got an idea Buy +my bed, it came from IKEA +If you're looking for a bed, does all +the things that a bed does Buy +my bed, I've +never ever had bed bugs Buy +my bed, I've +never ever had bed bugs It's +a queen-sized bed, the IKEA +name is Brins +The mattress is a salt and firm and +full of springs, full of springs It's +got four drawers, but I can only use +two This +is mainly due to the size of my +room Three +of the drawers aren't broken at all One +of the drawers is kinda broken, but totally +usable If +you're looking for a bed, I've +got an idea Buy +my bed, it came from IKEA +If you're looking for a bed, does all +the things that a bed does Buy +my bed, I've +never ever had bed bugs Buy +my bed, I've +never ever had bed bugs I'm +selling the flaming mattress for $200 all in +For a best offer, so go ahead and +call me You'll +need to pick it up, as I don't +have a truck I need this bed gone +by next week, so come on If +you're looking for a bed, I've +got an idea Buy +my bed, it came from IKEA +If you're looking for a bed, does all +the things that a bed does Buy +my bed, cause I've +never ever had bed bugs I said buy +my bed, cause I've +never ever had bed bugs No, +no Totally +serious, please call my Google +Voice number And +purchase my bed by next Tuesday, +please And +I'm also selling this dining table bench and +chairs Call +today" +Good afternoon Mr.,"President thank you so much for taking the +time out of your demanding schedule My +pleasure, the content of your request seemed like +something I should carve out a few minutes +for I should point out I voted for +you I'm +a big fan of your show I can't +imagine when you'd have the time I tivo +it on air force one not to be +abrupt but you have nineteen minutes left Sir, +we just had our first 9/11 anniversary with +you as commander in chief Um +that's true I correct to understand that you +fully support and and endorse the findings of +the commission report? Do +I have any reason not to? Are +you aware Mr. +President of the recent stunning revelation that sixty +percent of the 9/11 commissioners have publicly stated +that the government agreed not to tell the +truth about 9/11 and their responses to the +attack? No +disrespect Mr..Sheen +but what is it that you've seen to +be inclined to the direction of this discussion? +I'm not implying anything Mr. +President. I'm +here to provide the facts and see what +you plan to do with them... You'll +notice sir on page one of the dossier +statements by john farmer his quote saying I +was shocked how different the truth was from +the way it was described! On +page three you'll find a statement of max +Cleland stating it’s a national scandal this investigation +is now compromised. One +of these days we will have to get +the full story because the 9/11 issue is +so important to America. +But this white house wants to cover it +up. Mistakes +were clearly made but as a people and +a country we need to move forward Sir +how can we focus on a future when +the commission itself says we still don't know +the truth? Perhaps +you should be interviewing them But +sir you are the President +Well that's true I suppose Si,r +are you aware of the number of days +it took to get an investigation into JFKs +assassination? Two +weeks It +was seventeen days I was close Sir +are you aware of the number of days +it took to get the investigation into Pearl +Harbor? Again +about two weeks It +was eleven days Darn +I was close again Sir +are you aware of the number of days +it took to get the investigation into 9/11 +It seems like a long time Fourteen +months, fourteen months! Sir +are you aware how long after the initial +attack it took Rumsfeld +to declare war on Iraq +? I'll +bet your going to tell me Five +hours I appreciate your conviction, I appreciate your +passion, but. . . Mr. +President I know we're very short on time +so may I illustrate the case I'm +trying to make with some bullet points? Fire +away Here +we go: Images +of bullet points" +maj and Eb Maj,"I’ve got everything I need +Everything you give it to me +I’ve got everything I need +You give it to me, give it to me +Anything I don’t got I can get it +If it’s gonna rain then I’ll just let it +Anything I don’t got I can get it +Rain I’ll let it, Rain I’ll let it +I’ve got everything I want +Don’t want nothing I don’t got +I’ve got everything I want +Don’t want nothing I don’t got +shape +Everything that you thought you knew was wrong +You were what you were waiting for all along +It’s quiet and the sun goes down +I got everything I need right now +It’s quiet and the sun goes down +Everything I need I got right now" +The truth. You,"can't be remembered if you've already forgotten. Thank +you very much. We +are The +Rock Bottoms. +We've been playing for you tonight. No +money, no label, no future, no plan. I +can't do this anymore. What? +What can't you do? Just +wish someone gave it down. They're +about to give up on their dream. But +then... Let +me see that. It's +a drum machine. They +end up lost in the grave unknown. Oh, +why is the air vibrating? Where +did the garage go? Hello, +song-a-nuts. What +is this? It's +a song of hers. My +song got sucked up by the anti-music. It +lost the essence. This +is my song, and that's my drum machine. +Now give it to me. You +hid the essence of music in a drum +machine? It's +the last place anybody'd look. Its +power is unleashed when you play music together. +From PRX." +When the sun is shining,"I’m always reminded +Of the day we came together +It was at that moment +I knew I couldn’t hold it +Inside any longer +You are my only one +Falling in love with you +Was the best thing I ever done +And I want to spend my life +Just lying here next to you +Until the end of time +When we’re growing older +You’ll put your head on my shoulder +The ground is shifting beneath us +My heart’ll keep purring +When the world stops turning +When the universe goes into heat death +There’s a power that’s a waiting +And with no hesitating +You know we just got to use it +We take the time +To find the rhyme +Fine +We make this beautiful music" +Flashing lights like hyper space,"In technicolor +Lives extinguished fall around +Try to save my life +Everywhere I’ve been +Hiding who I am +Has led me here +To find myself with you +And the worlds on fire +The galaxies spinning +I’ve got all this anger +And nowhere to put it +I’m holding myself up +By a single thread +Burned into my eyes +I’m blind +In technicolor +Racing through the coldest night +I don’t want to look +I feel the feelings +I sit in the silence +I’m walking the way +You’re all that I have +Left in this whole world +To believe in +Shine that light into my eyes +I know it’s time I saw +Nothing there can hurt me now +I am above the law +I feel the feelings +I sit in the silence +I’ve got all this anger +And nowhere to put it +I will do my best +To make you proud" +Driving down the highway,"Looking for some fun +Driving down the highway +Looking for some fun +That’s when I remembered +About the Harley Davidson Museum +Fun if you ride +Fun if you don’t +Fun for the whole family +No, you won’t find +place more fun +Underneath the great big sun +So I suggest you get down to Milwaukee +And go to the Harley Davidson Museum +Get goin’ now +At the Harley Davidson Museum +At the Harley Davidson Museum +At the Harley Davidson Museum +At the Harley Davidson Museum +At the Harley Davidson Museum +At the Harley Davidson Museum-u-u-u-um" +Craig Federighi called Dr. Dre,"And hung up on his mom (aww) +Craig Federighi got his hair cut +With a chainsaw +Forget everything you used to know +This here is the Craig Federighi show +Dad joke! +It's not a toxic hell stew +It's got beautiful buttery scrolling +Yosemite and iOS 8 +That's just how Apple's rolling +Translucent windows and a change of font +Dark mode now that's what I want +Continuity across all your devices +Keep all my photos at semi reasonable prices +Swipe that email down, down +Swipe that email down +Family sharing, cloud drive +Swipe that email down +Objective C is no more +And it seems that is a gift +An all new programming language +And her name is Swift +Faster complex object sorting +Access to Cocoa +What does any of this mean? +I truly do not know +home kit, health kit, sprite kit, scene kit +cloud kit and touch id +1 petabyte assets, 10 terabyte database +and it's free. +Step into my zen garden +And watch the butterflies +See them scroll like butter with your eyes +They fit seamlessly in your enterprise +Predictive type +Test flight +Air drop finally works right +You can leave the thread in a group message +Joz made a duck face +federighi and johnny ive +Metal and systemwide +3rd party keyboard +craig fereghi as superman +Craig Federighi called Dr. Dre +And hung up on his mom (aww) +Craig Federighi got his hair cut +With a chainsaw +Forget everything you used to know +This here is the Craig Federighi show +Dad joke!" +Kelly when you live paint,"Colors mix, create the world +Kelly when you don't use +Drugs or booze +You stay in the world +You don't need to use them +To distort your reality +Your reality's plenty distorted +As anybody who knows you can plainly see +Kelly you're a sweet man +Kind and loyal to your friends +But if some bitch pours beer on +Shaista’s head you're not afraid +To defend +Happy birthday Kelly Porter +Happy birthday Kelly Porter, Porter +Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba +Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba +Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba +Happy birthday Kelly Porter +Happy birthday Kelly Porter, Ohhhh yeah" +"Look, look, this is my first rodeo It's","my sixth Fuckin' +love, rodeo Huge +fan, fuckin' love, rodeo Huge +fan, fuckin' love, rodeo Huge +fan, fuckin' love, rodeo Huge +fan" +purple smoothie,"purple shirt and every morning +write the song with one hand +and no one will get hurt +purple smoothie +purple shirt i wear it proud +and no matter what you say i'll sing out loud +purple smoothie +purple shirt the fabric thinning +into a million pieces +pick up the threads and no one gets hurt +purple smoothie +purple shirt it makes no sound +but the song i write and sing is all around +and i have another thought +and the days go by +and it's over wrought +but i don't mind +i am just another servant +don't heed my words +this is just another moment +of bones and birds +purple smoothie +purple shirt the color purple is such a strange one +radioactive and inert +purple smoothie +purple shirt i wear it proud +and no matter what you say i'll sing out loud" +Grab a broom,"Put on your robes +Yeah throw away those muggle clothes +Get yourself +To diagon - ally +And buy a brand new wand +High five a dragon +You’re flying high +Hagrid waving +As you go by +Punch a Malfoy in the face +It’s Happy Potter Power Day +Happy Potter Power Day +Nothing floating in your way +Love’s the answer +To life’s malaise +Happy Potter Power Day +I don’t care +If you’re a squib +I don’t care +What your parents did +Open the portals +Close the door +From Hogwarts +To New York +Floo powder +And grand father clocks +House elves and old socks +It’s a big feast +Stuff your face +It’s Happy Potter Power Day" +I lived in LA,"I don't live in LA anymore +You're on the freeway +You gotta drive everywhere +i got out of LA +And I went to New York +I lived in LA +I don't live in LA anymore +LA was a desert +hundred years ago +Catci and shrubbery +And sand and some lizards +Humans came along +Heads full of ideas +Water and magic +Engineers and wizards +I only love +LA from above +LA's only right +For me when it's night +LA's only right +I crashed in the north +I landed in Koreatown +Did a stint in Los Feliz +And back up the 5 +Bills piled up +The collectors were hounding me +I'm lucky that I even +Got out alive +I remember the day +I rolled into town +Car full of stuff +Heart full of ambition +It wasn't long +Till I was struck dumb +Wool over my eyes +I lost sight of my mission" +dormant dark passengers searching for light,"Put your arms around them to hold them all upright +You can always play a game of chess with a dragon +Forty night raiders spill from your mouth +Deep in your subconscious trying to get out +In the dark room hitched to your chemical wagon +dormant dark passengers searching for light +Yet they glow faintly like an 8 bit sprite +They are silent but they all blink in morse code +Mario luigi pleasant pasta and milk +One great eye bending you to it’s will +And the sky turns over the endless road +dormant dark passengers searching for light +Souls on fire, bodies locked up tight +Did you notice the smell of the burning books +Twisted up candy falling in little flakes +Hunched and sweeping up all your mistakes +But it’s always much worse than it looks" +If there was one thing she was sure about,"She was gonna go and find herself +Til the engine made a rattling sound +Surprise, Surprise +Arizona +The fading gold of a desert sunset +She allowed herself a solitary cigarette +The neon blinked in the motel room +Surprise, Surprise +Arizona +Her father was a weak man +Her mother overbearing +Nothing left back for her there +Her eyes were on a lizard +Running on top of the sand +Her heart was stuck Upper St. Claire +It would a month to fix the car +From the motel window she could see the dive bar +She had enough money for just 4 nights +Surprise, surprise +Arizona +Little Red Corvette on the jukebox played +She was in her element, the life of the party +No delicate creature, to wither and die +Surprise, surprise +Arizona +Underestimated +Pitied and condescended +Nothing left for her back there +Whiskey all on her breath +In the neon light she’s naked +Thinking about Upper St. Clair +She called her dad, the money is gone +He was sympathetic, but deferred to her mom +Who sent one bus ticket straight back east +Surprise, surprise +Arizona +5 hour walk to interstate 10 +She got there just as the sun was settin’ +His car smelled like cigarettes and baby oil +Surprise, surprise +Arizona" +I don’t know what I’m doing,"Most of the time +Face meets my palm +I hear a high pitched whine +I’m looking for the future +I’m trying to find the path +Yesterday I made up my song +While sitting in my bath +No I don’t mind +I worry I’m getting left behind +But oh it’s ok +I’m pretty sure I got what it takes +I wish and hope and plead +Is it enough +Do I want to be famous +Or make good stuff +If you don’t respond +In seconds flat +I’ll assume you’ve forgotten +And I’ll call you back +No I don’t mind +I worry I’m getting left behind +But oh it’s ok +I’m pretty sure I got what it takes" +If I wanted to show you,"Just what I’m made of +I’d show you my songs +All of them displayed oh +In a great big row yeah +tower of my time +Each piece contributes +To the mountain that I climb +If I wanted to show you +The pitter patter of my heart +I’d show you my songs +Right from the start +Take me as I am +It’s all that I’ve got +Take them all at once +Until I stop" +Just like the old days Just,"like the old days I'm +always amazed Just +like the old days I had a friend +I had a friend it never ends it +never ends I showed them everywhere I go +I showed them everything I know Just +like the old days Just +like the old days it's always amazing Just +like the old days I took a ride +I took a ride I left my pride +I left my pride on the front door +on the front door didn't need it didn't +need it anymore Just +like the old days Just +like the old days Just +like the old days I'm +always amazed" +I am just a lightning bug,"Flickering on and off +And when I’ve got my fill +Then I’ll wither in love +Off into the blackest night +Screaming to the birds +If you can’t understand my fight +At least try to heed my words +Time has endless patience +Silence builds alone +We’ve got to stick together +Share our megaphone +Frozen in the air I am +Unsettled tip to wing +The first thing that I learned today +Is that I don’t know anything +I am just a lightning bug +My night is almost through +In the end I did my best +And I did it all for you" +How many songs do you think that I,"wrote today How +many songs do you think I wrote today +Today And +it rained Rain +rain rain rain Oh +today and today And +it rain and rain rain rain rain and +it rain rain all day How +many songs do you think that I wrote +today More +than 1 more than 2 More +than 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 +10 Rain +and it rain and it rain rain rain +rain And +it rained and it rained on my brain +brain brain brain brain I wrote a lot +of songs today I wrote a lot of +songs today I wrote a lot of songs +today In +the rain In +the rain In +the rain Rain +rain rain rain rain rain rain rain rain +rain rain rain rain rain" +Does he need to be changed?,"Was that a burp? +Why won't he latch? +When did he poop? +Did he get enough +Did he get too much? +Where's the milk? +is he tired? +Is he in pain? +Feeling restless +Needs weight gain +We need to sleep +he needs to sleep! +he's crying now +what does it mean? +is he hungry? +what does he need? +he's awake +now he's asleep +now he's awake +what can we do +swaddle him +lift him up +cradle him +put him down +snuggle him +pat his back +cuddle him" +"Upon closer inspection, a curse is a blessing","So you float into yourself Sometimes +you just got no idea The +meaning seems hidden but really, it isn’t So +you fold into yourself You +search in the faces of the people you +know You +feel like Magellan +but the faces aren’t telling So +you fold into yourself You +think maybe you’ll find it in some place +exotic In +an old elevator or a dinosaur crater So +you fold into yourself Start +to get worried, you start to panic Let +out your breath and you use what’s left +To fold into yourself You +wake from your dream all groggy confused And +the hand that you’re holding means you are +unfolding And +you found it in yourself It +was small and insecure But +it begins to grow and grow, the doubts +get fewer and fewer" +who leads the funeral procession?,"i need a face i can follow +is there a priest who can lend a hand +tonight +who's the captain of this sinking ship +as it's sw sw swswallowed +who can make the call that'll save our lives? +don't tell me that it'll be all right +i hear the music playing +there's liquid at the center of the earth +i'm not much for fire and brimstone +and that's not what i'm saying +i don't know what i'm saying for whatever that's worth +oh time, time, time +when my body is old and decrepit +who will let me lay dying +who will carry me on to the other side +is it grace that leads us or grace that weighs +us down as we're trying +our damndest to leave this world behind +i never know what direction i'm going +till i've start singing +and it's too late then to turn and change the course +I never know what kind of suitcase to pack +or what kind of message i'm bringing +or if i'll be riding a bike car train or horse" +The water is so cold The,"water is so cold The +sky is blue and the summer is so +cold It's +too shallow to jump from high You'll +break your knee and shatter your spine The +ticks are small they bite you hard In +the woods and in the yard I used +to be the tall tall grass Barred +Now I'm +afraid to wander too far I'm +35 years and a bunch of days old +Down the mountain the water is flowing It +knows just where it's going The +light has traveled and come to show me +the way to my kingdom" +"Baby, you act like there’s not left to say here","But all these words just start to flow +And I just got to let you know +Baby, yeah, your friends are all here +Baby, yeah, your friends are all here +Baby, all I can really do is lay here +I left the front door unlocked for you +I wish that I could just talk to you +Baby, yeah, your friends are all here +Baby, yeah, your friends are all here +Are you out there exploring the universe? +While I’m sitting here crying because it hurts +Do you even remember what you left behind? +All of your friends are sitting here crying +Baby, there’s a revolution underway here +There’s a rumbling underground +And I’m scared of the sound" +Lauren boebert giving handies at the theater Lauren,"Boebert giving handies at the theater Lauren +Boebert giving henies at the theater Lauren +Bobert giving hendies the facing at the beetlejuice +It's the party of family values It's +the party the grand old party And +she's lowering boatman and she's giving a handy +Emma stepped on a leg last night and +I stepped on a lego last night I'm +1s puppy last night And +it's peanut butter peanut butter And +it's peanut butter peanut butter Lauren +boba giving and he's at the theater Lauren +infinite mediocre possibility of the latent space and +the infinite mediocre possibility of a link dense +disclosure lowered over beginning in dry handy seats +over the genes like a teenager dust like +a teen teen teen teenager does Like +a teen teen teen teenager does in the +middle of a crowd with beetlejuice theater Lauren +bob are giving any's at the theater Lauren +boy giving any's at the theater Lauren +Bobo's giving hen is at the theater No +rainbow bird giving candies like a grape that's +a a little bit moldy Lauren +bob were giving handy and you didn't notice +but you took a bite You +took a bite You +took a bite Bite +bite Lauren +bow for giving ladies at the theater Lauren +bo forgive ladies at the theater Lauren +bow was g the theater" +Was she trolling for hits on her blog post,"Did she write it looking for a fight? +It seems odd to call someone out for being nerdy +When you write for such a nerdy website +Then there's the issue of manners +Why'd you have to put him down that way? +Either you're really mean or smart or clueless +But you shouldn't say nothing if you got nothing nice to say +Alyssa Bererznak +It was a personal attack +On a world champion +What have you ever done? +I'd like to now quote your twitter: +""Dude's I don't think it's bad to be a dweeb +I just don't want to date someone I can't relate to"" +Well, what if he was the champion of something else? +What if he was a championship swimmer +Or the world champion chef +It's good to like stuff and to be good at things +But you just put him down instead +Alyssa Bererznak +It was a personal attack +On a world champion +What have you ever done? +So you don't want to date someone you can't relate to +That I can understand +But that's not what you wrote, what you wrote +Was the tearing down of a man +Maybe you weren't attracted to him +Physically and all that +Well that's a valid reason +But don't point to someone's passion +And say “I don't like you because of that” +Y’know +It’s just mean +And then you wrote a blog post about it +On Gizmodo of all places +I dunno, it’s just confusing +Alyssa Bererznak +(Alyssa Bereznak) +It was a personal attack +(A personal attack) +On a world champion +What have you ever done?" +Pizza and wings,"These are some of my friend Pat’s favorite things +Spicy, spicy +Mar gar reet +Morning noon or night +No bad time to eat +That Pizza +And those wings +Producing beats +For what the new day brings +In the studio, in the back yard +Spitting fire +With just a laptop +Or a whole damn choir +He’s eating pizza +He’s eating wings" +Who will be remembered who will be forgotten,"when do you think that you can be +the one to make prediction No +you can no you can Nobody +knows what is to come and if you +think that you can no you can't sir +you're just really dumb dumb dumb A +hundred years from now will there even be +an U +S to wonder who from the last century +was was the most popular You +don't know you don't know Nobody +knows what is to come and if you +think if you think you can tell that +my friend you're really dumb dumb dumb really +dum dum dum really dum dum dum dum +dum but dum dum dum oh it's that +we don't know who we're making in packed +a big and small but we don't know +we don't know Nobody +knows what is to come and if you +think that you do then well you're really +dumb" +"Well, guys, it’s certainly not autoglyphs","You know, guys, I’m not quite sure just what this is +My first blender project +It doesn’t really seem +The kind of thing to be released +By a billion dollar company +You know, guys, maybe you just stick to apes +No offense, guys, could be that art just ain’t your thing +You’re not Larva Labs +And that’s really OK +You got butt jokes +And you get your holders paid +TwelveFold Slime Mold +TwelveFold Oh no +TwelveFold digital gold +TwelveFold all sold" +All the fluff and non of the butter,"as we meander through the rest of this +episode and counter any sleep stoppers out there, +with oven warmed lulls. The +butter on the biscuit melts into my brain +Snow is a welcome change from 3 days +rain You +always remember the insults somebody said But +you gotta bring the compliments back into your +head You +can’t feel happy if you’ve forgotten how to +cry You +can’t feel cozy if it isn’t cold outside +Somebody might not like you, you don’t have +to care Even +when it’s cloudy, the stars are still there +Carny cotton candy, fluffy sweet reveal Reminds +me of a girl I kissed on the +Ferris wheel Maybe +nothing matters, least of all the songs we +sing If +we’re in a simulation, would you change anything? +Someday somebody will figure all this out But +until then, I’ll +sit here and just say oh well" +Secret bachelor party yeah Secret,"bachelor party yeah Secret +bachelor party we got drinks and we got +hot dogs we got lots of food and +it's homewave a surprise to them they drove +up and they kept premonition he knew that +there was something going on he knew it +was a sweet pastor party yeah Sink +and bachelor party yeah Secret +party yeah St +master party had an epic mullet Talked +about TV +shows and lots of other stuff Secret +bachelor parties Going +off without a hitch and now it's time +to write the song of the day Cause +it's a secret bachelor party Secret +red bachelor party Red +bachelor party yeah it's secret bachelor party Somebody +solo this is their bachelorette Bachelorette +party It +was a secret A +turtle surprise party Secret +party Secret +party party Everything +goes up Exactly +Did we get to a million That +was good Thomas +You're a little flat I think I think +I broke the cord Is +it a minor After" +I wrote my,"Apple song +It's pretty silly +I'm at the airport now and +I don't have any time to make the video +Cause +I'm going to xoxo +So instead +I'm just making up the stupid song as +I go along +And +I'll post an +Apple video tomorrow +Even though that feels so wrong +I'm at +I'm at the airport +The airport here" +I'm not scared of halloween are you?,"I'm not scared of anything that goes boo +I'm not scared of trick or treaters +I'm not scared of big death eaters +I'm not scared of halloween are you? +I'm not scared of the black of night at all +I'm not scared of monsters big and tall +I'm not scared of little kids +I'm not scared of hitting the skids +I'm not scared of the black of night at all +I'm not scared of toilet paper no +I'm not scared of reaping what i sow +I'm not scared of candy corn +I'm not scared of that baby bjorn +i'm not scared of toilet paper no +I'm not scared of goblin ghouls that jump +I'm not scared of Tom Hanks Forrest Gump +I'm not scared Pontius Pilate +I'm not scared of Miley Sirus +I'm not scared of goblin ghouls that jump" +Looking all around,"Trying to find +Someone that +Is in tune with my mind +Doesn’t have to be +Cool or hot +Just wanna sync +Up in our thoughts +I can’t have +Friends at all +Unless we’re making +Things together +Is that sad +Or is that gross +Do I have to judge +Myself the most +I make dinner +And then I eat +Together with +My family +Then I do the dishes +And put to bed +My little boy +The sleepy head +All the while +Inside of me +This little ball +Of anxiety +I try to swipe +It away +Do some work +Or watch TV +Looking all around +Trying to find +Someone that +Is in tune with my mind" +These two billionaires are in a race,"These two billionaires are in a race +These billionaires are in a race +To see who can get to space first +And the ocean is on fire +Two hundred billion dollars tween the two +Two hundred billion dollars tween the two +Not 100 billion but two +It’s unfathomable to me and you +Meanwhile, the ocean is on fire +I say we throw them straight into the deep +I say we throw them straight into the deep +Break the chains, set them free +Give them that glimpse of eternity +Throw them into the ocean that’s on fire" +Yes I’ll fucking vote for Joe Biden,"Even though I really don’t want to +I’m sick of having to vote +For people I really don’t like +Our system of voting sucks +It needs a total overhaul +But we’re going in the wrong direction +Next year we might not be able to at all +So that’s why I’ll vote for Joe Biden +Even though I don’t think he can win +Even though he’s accused of rape +Because the alternative is fascim +2000 I voted for Nader +2004 I vote for Kerry +2008 I voted Obama +The only time I voted with gusto +This time I will vote for Joe Biden +Though I am likely to gag +And projectile vomit all over +The American flag +So oh please won’t you join me +In doing your one civic duty +Vote for the worst candidate +We’ve put forward since 2016" +All I’ve got are four strings,"And the knowledge that the nighttime brings +Buckets full of common sense +And a antidote for indifference +I got four +I got four strings +I got more +I got more things +I got sore +I got sore limbs +I got four +I got four strings +I play my strings in the afternoon +When the sun’s on high up in the blue +Birds know all about the strings I got +They got strings in their throats they sing a lot +Musty carpet in the hall +I lay face down and sneeze and call +Hey little dusty leave my nose +My four strings and I will compose +Down the street the church is just +single wall made of rocks and dust +The dust in the air is now part of me +That old church and it’s homily" +Have you heard me shouting in the dark,"Consider me wondering where you are +Wandering these halls +Through the night +Could the answer be right there +And all you need to do is shave of all your hair +And suddenly everything +Will be all right +The moon waxes and wanes +She’s not here to entertain +If you’re looking for the night train +Climb aboard +An audience of one +Sidles up to the sun +Ready for the fun +Of being bored +There’s a network of helpful hints +Each classified as a jog or sprint +Slow and steady +Doesn’t always win the race +It all depends on what success +Looks like to you is it a great big mess +Of half baked ideas +Blowing up in your face" +But so does the sound of seals barking,"Or cows dying But +as bad as the jingle is the video +is much much worse Some +guy in pajama pants Doing +bad interpretive dance And +I’m thinking to myself This +is what hell must look/sound like I’m +MG Seigler +These are my opinions Fear +my Tech +Crunch power I rule over my dominion with +an iron fist And +when I get pissed the internet better watch +out Cuz +I haven’t got a carington And +I blew Michael +Arrington to get this job Oh, +I’m MG +Seigler Here +are my credentials Fear +my TechCrunch +power Though +I have trouble with the essentials of grammar" +patriotism is weird and gross i don't love,"americans more than most love human beings that's +who i love patriotism is weird and gross +i don't love americans more than most love +human That's +who I love, that's who I love" +I sometimes dare to hope,"And then I say nope +I don’t want to dare to dream +but i do anyway +I put on my thinking gown +but then i shut it down +i do a little bit of hoping +Everyday +But just a little bit +I only do a skootch +Cuz hopes getting up +Can fall on you +Just a little bit +Never more +Too much +And you’re knocked out on the floor +I sometimes dare to hope +Then I get out the rope +And dangle those thoughts +from the balcony +If i could figure out how +To build an entire house +From that feeling i’d be the king +Of alchemy" +I'm on Twitter,"songadayman with two N's +My email is jonathanmannet just send it to +me You'll +find me Okay +Because then I'll +use it Okay +here we go Hello +Brooklyn Beta +You make the apps and dingleberry things but +you also make the cosmic stuff that matters +But what matters Canoeing +with Su +Feeling like a wizard when you're fixing everything +Everything that she won't Jane +wanted to be Demi +Moore She +was lost and looking for something Her +husband Jane +said well you don't have to be the +creative one What +if it was just everyone else And +so Brooklyn +Brooklyn Brooklyn +made us feel Making +things that they Tommy +started a bond when she was about to +turn 12 She +didn't want to double down on her personal +brand She +wanted to make something that lasted Oh +source of inspiration for teenage girls Kind +of like sexy magazine Rookie's +comment section is the only one that'll make +you feel like a human People +making things happen And +Jason Scott +is the angel of death across the river +He showed Shepherd's +dead website When +he shows up that's when the party starts +Hear the hum of the church Penta +bites I like that line Okay +Every single day he helps people access things +they didn't have before And +that's the best The +best drug of all you know And +he believes in it down to his porn +Cause it's murder made every single made up +People making things that they Okay +we're gonna bring it down here Chris +speaks from his heart Cameron +tells bad jokes that are great Jesse +and her mom make everything look amazing Yeah +For five short years they brought us here +Strangers became friends Look +around you You +can tell that their hearts are tied into +everything Oh +nothing ever happens on time Oh +but that's just part of their charm They +won't tell you who to spe but you +just know they'll knock it out apart because +oh it's rubbing Ruben +Holy man People +make things that they love Us +Feel free to come up and dance if +you want Okay +Here Come +on bro" +Galapagos in Dumbo,"Hit hard by the storm +But don't be afraid to come, no +They need your loving more now +than ever to survive +go give them a high 5 +they are NYC's first +venue to be LEED certified +If you live in Dumbo +Or Brooklyn anywhere +Galapagos Art Space +Will always be there +Fostering Creativity +And nerding out so hard +And sexy smart cabaret +That'll catch you off your guard +Name another venue +That has a critic in residence +Keeping culture alive and well +So we don't become Rome or Paris +The boom and bust of art funding +Is not sustainable +So come support Galapagos +Keep the city cultural +Galapagos +Galapagos +Your lake has flooded over +But we won't let you +Become a ghost +We'll help return the water +To appropriate levels +So your beacon will shine the most +When all creative hope seems lost +There's Galapagos" +I shaved my beard I shaved my beard,"I feel like I look weird Oh +well I shaved my beard My +ADHD craves the novelty My +autism can’t deal with the sensory The +planet’s getting hotter It’s +been over 90 degrees Allllllll +goddamn week And +so I shaved my beard I shaved it +right off my face Hair +flying everywhere In +a mad dash for the human race We +got nothing We +got no plan For +the havoc that’s raining On +every woman child and man And +non-binary National +Electoral politics no longer interest me The +Supreme Court +just reinforced more legal bribery I held on +as long as I could but voting is +like my beard It +covers up the real face of a the +twisted and the feared" +If it’s not to much to ask,"Please wear a mask +Covid is nasty +Please wear a mask +You love your family +Your friends are fantastic +It’s not fascist +Please wear a mask +Do you think it threatens your masculinity +Well, there’s Nothing more traditionally masculine protecting those in need +You’re always talking about how freedom isn’t free +So trade some discomfort to protect those in need +from dying. +Which is like the ultimate loss of freedom. +9780439706407 +9781596434462 +9780439846813" +If I wasn't so sick I would write,"a better song If +I wasn't so sick the song would be +three minutes long +at least" +de ja vu,"standing on a step stool +with a mustache too +long pants hot dance +turn around wide stance +funny how the sun sets +are pretty hen the smog gets +thicker than a bowl of stew +we're bathing in co2 +I'm calling after you +But you can't hear me +I am a militant +non militant against +fundamentalism +pro people i believe in us +Love +Judgmental category +obsessed with allegory +Convinced it's a story +That's been seen here be +Forever a moment in time +To ignore it would be a crime +Mark Summers was covered in slime +and he was obsessive +Compulsive in the mirror +8 0 2 +Hairy chest grows now +And I'm the 3rd one through me +Off the track going back +LIft off smoke stack +Funny how the summer gets +Nicer when the sun sets +chased by korgano the moon +join my rebel platoon +we'll take over this rock soon +we'll be scholars +and tricksters and kings and queens +led by science and love and the means +of production will not matter, machines +will do our bidding" +"Well, it’s 1 in the morning","Lemme try that again +Someday I'm gonna be cool like that +Someday I’m gonna be loose like that +Someday I'm gonna be cool like that +Cool like that +I’m gonna be cool +You can taze me amaze me +Ain't nothing gonna phase me +And break me or take me +But ain't nothing gonna shake me +Someday, well I'm gonna be cool like that +Someday I'm gonna be cool like that +Someday I’m gonna be loose like that +Someday I'm gonna be cool like that +Oh cool like that +I’m gonna be cool +You can throw me or snow me +But you ain't never gonna know me +Be creamy or steamy +But you're never gonna see me +Cuz someday, well +Someeday I’m gonna be cool like that +Whoa ohh +Someday I'm gonna be cool like that +Someday I’m gonna be loose like that +Someday I'm gonna be cool like that +Cool like that +I’m gonna be cool +Cool like that +I’m gonna be cool +If you talk to me I say exactly what I mean +I know what i like and there ain't no in between +I'm gonna be the coolest that you've ever seen +Cuz, I'm gonna be, well +I’m gonna be cool like that +Whoooaaa yeah +Someday I'm gonna be cool like that +Someday I’m gonna be cool like that +Someday I'm gonna be cool like that +Cool like that +I’m gonna be cool" +day of my life until a car stopped,"me in my tracks i know i did +lots of amazing things one day maybe i'll +get those memories back it was the greatest +day of my life yeah it was the +greatest day of my life it was the +greatest it was the greatest it was the +greatest it was the greatest oh it was +the greatest old day of my whole entire +life and now i'm doing fine i'm doing +fine even though a car ran over this +foot of mine i'm just sitting here in +the rain thinking about sunshine it was the +greatest day of my life" +When you're out in the world when you're,"doing all of the things when every thought +you have Leaves +your head in concentric rings what happened to +Whatever happened to Whatever +happened to Family +values Family +values When +you're out in the sky and you're falling +fast and you think you're not that guy +who lies about his past Whatever +happened to what happened to Whatever +happened to Family +values When +you're out on the sea and your boat +isn't big enough and you're looking just like +me in need of a hug Whatever +happened to Whatever +happened to Whatever +happened to Family +values Family +values Family +values" +I can’t catch my breath,"Everything moves too fast +I can’t touch my toes +I should be touching grass +If I don’t do this +Nobody will +It won’t get done +I’m the only one +I don’t have time now +To walk the garden +I’m out of breath +I beg your pardon +I am powerless in the face of the work to stop it +Keeping the balloon in the air so we don’t pop it +Tweeting and tweeting and tweeting so I’m not forgotten" +Deep in the woods behind my house,"Live a dog named cat and a dog named mouse +Rottweiler and a Shiba Inu +They adventure together in the forest blue +One dark night a thunderstorm struck +They cuddled up tight and hid in a log +The next morning they came across a smoking stump +They listened and they heard a thump thump thump +The stump had a hole and they crawled right through +Down they walked straight down into +very large cavern lit with bright bright flames +booming voice called out their names +Cat and Mouse you are the best of friends +This is the dungeon where all good things end +If you can find the key and defeat the boss +Your lives will be spare and your friendship will last +Just then a cage fell down with a bang +Cat and Mouse were trapped in the thing +Mouse wagged his tail and Cat gave a bark +Together this created a tiny spark +The spark lit up into a big big flame +It melted the cage and they were free again +They ran through a door into pitch black +The door closed right behind their back +In the dark they could smell a juicy steak +They went straight for it but then it dissipate d +They searched with their noses and they could not see +They growled at each other cause they were so hungry +Some time passed and they were full of fear +That's when Mouse had an idea +He barked once twice and then three times +Suddenly they were bathed in a soft glowing light +creature like a hippo crossed with a giraffe +Stood before them and began to laugh +""Very good Mouse I am duly impressed +The three bark trick was the final test +Now you must defeat me for I am the boss +I guard this bridge and I won't let you cross +Cat looked at Mouse and Mouse looked at Cat +They defeated that boss in 3 seconds flat +They crossed the bridge and back out the stump +They landed on the forest floor with a thump +They howled at the moon and jumped with delight +They had faced the worst and had survived +Deep in the woods behind my house +LIve a dog named Cat and a dog named Mouse +Rottweiler and a Shiba Inu +They adventure together in the forest blue" +Where you're sitting on your porch that you,"built with your friend looking out over your +Connecticut kingdom Your +birthday comes around again and you just want +time too slow you tell me about you're +meditating Noticing +each moment in your mind that's racing each +thought comes and you're learning to face them +and then just let them go well your +wife loves you with a gentle ease she's +led you out to this life among the +trees with her Wikipedia +like knowledge of all disease Though +she's not as OCD +anymore well you're laying that mulch out just +like our dad building a fire pit just +like the one we had and it makes +me jealous but it also makes me glad +that I've +got somewhere to go well and you're working +for the man Getting +by the unfairness of decisions that come from +on high Making +a new plan and just giving it a +try But +you're still running the show I said you're +still running you're still running you're still running +the show and you're still running you're still +running you're still running the show With +a daughter who's so creative and kind she +follows all the rules and she reads every +sign and every day is new as a +sun in the sky I love to watch +her grow and you're my brother that's written +in our souls We're +getting older now that's inevitable but through the +muggy summer heat and the bitter winter cold +I'm there through the highs and lows will +change in the universe it's the only constant +all the things we had or were and +over we lost it and there's a line +somewhere and eventually we cross it but you're +still running the show and you're still running +you're still running you're still running the show +and you're still running you're still running and +you're still running the show Whoa +whoa" +Don't forget to take care of yourself You,"forget to do that sometimes You +know you're sitting on your butt but you're +thinking about everything that you have got to +do And +it's weighing on you My +friend my friend my friend my friend my +friend my friend my friend When +you go to the park but you're not +really in the park You're +in your brain and you are fighting for +your life Don't +you know it's not right It's +not right Don't +you know that I love you And +you can do what you want to do +You don't got to be slaves to thee +anxiety that you got inside your vein in +your veins in your veins in your veins +in your veins in your veins in your +veins Take +it slow Go +go go Can +only lead to an early grave You +gotta take it slow Go +go go Can +only lead to an early grave my friend +When I sing these songs I'm +singing them to myself as much as singing +them to anybody else I say you but +I mean me If +that's not clear baby" +Gone off on a tangent again,"Looking at all the glass on the mantle +Somebody somewhere’s getting married +I should get a tetanus shot +And I know my intentions are good +So if I kill you that’s not my fault +I belong out in the woods +I don’t have a soul and I have no heart +I’m stuck in the la brea tar pits +You locked your keys inside a rusty car +And nobody’s coming to save us +We’re on the 13th floor but they don’t call it that +And I know my intentions are good +So if I kill you that’s not my fault +I belong out in the woods +I don’t have a soul and I have no heart +My clothes are uncomfortable +I can’t wait to take them off +Some things you never grow out of +Blackthorn just wants to get back to his boat +And I know my intentions are good +So if I kill you that’s not my fault +I belong out in the woods +I don’t have a soul and I have no heart" +I took away every possibility,"I took away every fish out of the sea +And the truth is all that remain +And the truth is all that remain +And the truth is all that remaining +Remain +Remain +I took away all the stars out of the sky +I took away every girl and every guy +And the truth is all that rem +And the truth is +Is all every minute +And the truth is all every minute +Remain +Remain +Remain +Remain +Remain +Remain +Remain +I took away every single little fight +I took away everything +I am and not +And the truth is all every minute +And the truth is all +Every minute +And the truth is all that remaining +Remain +Remain" +I’m mindlessly scrolling,"It’s taking a tolling +I’m lobotomizing +Myself as I’m trying +To hold on +It used to be surfing +And now it just hurts me +I’m caring and caring +And I’m able just barely" +a great big wonderful sandwich,"with mayo and mustard +and meat lots of meat i love meat +there's these kids downtown +and they sell the best meat +i've ever tasted it is simply divine +if you're a connassouir like me +then you know you've got to try it +it's unlike anything i've ever had it's prime +What's this, a finger? +Why i oughtta" +Since the kid started day care,"He’s been sick all the time +And that in turn has caused +My own health to decline +Oh go easy on me +I’m getting a cold +I’m sick with no sleep +month and a half was the last +Time that I got sick +He brings home germs +Tiny worms +that come in and take their pick +Every song I sing +Gets me closer to my goal +Of writing something perfect +Or close enough for rock and roll" +Bedtime,"Bedtime +Time to go to bed +Bedtime 10 o'clock +Time to go to bed +Three and a half hours in the car +Three and a half hours driving in the car and it's bedtime +Bedtime 60 degrees on +December 27th +December 27th" +Can you see the way your actions make,"reactions? Every +little thing you do ripples out to infinity +The words you just said, the way you +got out of bed The +build-up and release of all your forms of +energy Oh, +oh, oh, it's floating out into every direction +All changing your path as you creep through +the dark Some +you're aware of, some you lack perception Every +single fire just starts with the same close +fire Oh, +oh, oh, you can master everything, spread yourself +so thin I'll +be just like a Jedi +and tap into the force I sit at +home and wonder why the world never comes +to you Damn, +you feel this temper, very water will change +course Exploding +out into every direction All +changing your path as you dream through the +dark Some +you're aware of, some lack perception Every +single fire starts with a single spark Oh, +oh, oh Dream +as big as anything and get the same +result as you Cold +the latest deadlines, there's water for your blood +Life is building up on the lungs of +every cityscape And +people light up fires everywhere you look And +death is exploding out in every direction All +changing your path as you dream through the +dark Some +you're aware of, some lack perception Every +single fire starts with a single spark Oh, +oh, oh" +Attack the big,"And feel the small +You love your life +But that’s not all +You can’t take silence +In any form +You try to sit +But you sit and squirm +The fallout’s heavy +The water’s scarce +The birds are diving +IN dangerous pairs +cloud develops +hand oustreched +voice will tell you +What is next +Can you live +With what you’ve done +Can you forgive +Everyone +You’re never had +real job +You’ve never believed +In god +-" +Why can't I ever see,"The things that are good for me +Why can I only see the worst +My chest a crowded room +Flowers on a tired tomb +Is it better to be better or to be first +Strong hands +Breaking backs and cutting ribbons +In the daylight so everybody sees +How you turn your phrases +And how you turn your collar down +And you +Don't know how to manufacture +You can't even find the first step +You just deal as it's coming atcha +One thing at a time +Until there's nothing left" +Long day train ride,"I got drunk by accident last night +Long day train ride and +I'm losing my voice oh it's so tight +My vocal cords aren't even open +My vocal cords are basically broken +I gotta go" +Science or religion it's all the same time,"Looking to explain the truth of feel this +way Do +you know No +I can't say A +priest and the scientists don't know Anybody +else you could ask Nobody +will tell you why it goes that way +Science will rel it's all alike Just +trying to take it out of the dark +and bring it out into the light But +nobody knows anything Nobody +knows anything Science +and religion Two +sides of the same coin One +looks for answers while the other says that +they know them But +they don't explain anything at all about the +way it feels to be who I am +and who you am Who +you am Who +you am Who +you am You +can do stuff with science Religion +might comfort you Or +you might just feel like going up there +to blue Science +and religion Science +and illusion Tastes +like wine They +don't have to be separate but they are +most of the time Tomato +Kamato You +do what you do and I would do +Writing songs is the only thing that I +know how to do" +"I have a love hate relationship with spiders, oh","On the one hand they eat other bugs +But on the other hand they bite me, no +Spiders aren’t good +Spiders aren’t bad +They just are +Like everyone yeah +Hagrid he was good friends with Aragog +In the forest, oh +I like that but also those spiders" +It’s the next phase of song a day,"The next ways I sing and play +Nothing ever doesn’t change +If these images are interesting +To you then what I say +Is if you want to be involved +In the next phase of song a day +In the next phase of song a day +Just email me +Email me" +My back is hurting,"It really hurts +If I go run +It will be worse +My back is hurting +It’s gonna rain +I want to run +Through the pain" +Sending nanobots to,"Alpha +Centauri +What are they gonna find +Sending nanobots to +Alpha +Century +Are we out of our minds +I know how this movie ends +With aliens coming to get us +Coming to get us +Coming to get +Coming to get us +Coming to get us +Coming to get us +Coming to get +Coming to get us +Nanobots to +Alpha +Century +They will get there very soon +Nanobots to +Alpha +Century +And the aliens will form a naval base on our moon +And they'll stage their attack +And they'll kill everyone +They'll stage their attack +They'll kill everyone +Cause they're aliens from +Alpha +Century +Yeah they're aliens from +Alpha +Century +Yeah they're aliens from +Alpha +Century +From +Alpha +Century +From +Alpha +Century" +You can keep doing that You,"can keep plucking it That +sounds good Link +Link Can +you say that with me Link +Link Link +Lookout for the like likes Link +What else should I look out for Look +out for the like likes Okay +let's say that Link +Link Look +out for the like likes Look +out for the stalfos Link +Look out for the stalfos Look +the like likes Link +Look out for the like likes Link +Link Better +go find some hearts Better +go find some hearts And +a fairy to fill up all your hearts +Fill up all your hearts Can +you say that with me Fill +up I don't want to sing Sing +with me Fill +up all your hearts to fill up all +your hearts Fill +up all your hearts Sing +it with me To +fill up all your hearts to fill up +all your hearts Link +Look out for the the Dongos +Link Look +out for the Yeezys +Ling Look +out for the Kiss +Kiss Kiss +Kiss Kiss +Kiss Getall +the hearts Get +all the hearts Get +all the flats Get +all the hearts Get +all the hearts Get +all the hearts Get +all the hearts Get +all the hearts Get +all the hearts Get +all the hearts Get +all the hearts Get +all the hearts Oh +yeah I like it I like it when +you sing with me You +know what What +It won't have the green screen on the +word so we can't wait But +the word is upside down That's +okay People +will know Yeah +People will know right Yeah +Okay All +right Let's +go brush teeth" +What do you say to the people on wagon,"Who are jumping up and down +Making bets and holding their breath +In peril or safe and sound +What is the shape of the bubble today +Nobody knows the future +Sew it all up, enough is enough +But once is never fewer +Is bitcoin a bubble +You could use it to buy things +But you won’t and you know it +It’s more like gold than money right now +And you’re just gonna hold it +The underlying technology +Is way more interesting +I’m trying to build something cool +But is there something missing +Is bitcoin a bubble +Everybody talks about tulips +But that story’s not so simple +Parts of it are apocryphal +But still bubbles are just bubbles +When and if it pops how will +It effect the ecosystem +I’m late to the party +But it’s still early +And so this is my mission" +Even when the day is long I still,"have to do my song no matter if +I'm feeling wrong I still have to do +my song Whatever +else is going on I still have to +do my song Even +when you bang the gun I still have +to do my song do my song to +do my song to do my song do +my song My +song" +Life is not a tapestry,"Its a great big tangle of threads +Our minds makes sense of all the noise +But I stand in awe, I try to keep my head +I kept a secret in my mind +And in my heart I kept it +But then I let the secret out +And you grabbed your broom and you swept it +One jump over to oh my god +Oh my oh my oh my god +One small step to oh my god +Oh my god +Getting what you want can hurt +Not getting can feel good +Doing what your heart says to +Or doing what others say you should +Obstacles present themselves +We don't need to add +Letting go of what they think of you +Just feel the feelings that you have +Pillows soft and hard fall off +mattress without sheets +The yelling in the street it scores +place I never thought I'd reach +face I never thought I'd see +room so warm and bright +way I never thought I'd be +way of being so forthright" +The foundation for this house,"Is just some rocks and mud +I wonder if it’s haunted +By some ancient blood +Chairs punch my face +Stairs fall out from under +Maybe there’s treasure +Some long forgotten plunder +New house +New house +New house +New house +We’re waiting for Verizon +But they’re very late +They install the Fios +Which I think is great +It’s 90 degrees +So turn on the AC +The ghost don’t feel anything +Especially from me" +What is the way,"Is this the way +Which way to the way +This is the way +They say +But I’m not sure +What that means +Exactly +Stand in the way +Get out of the way +Don’t want anybody +To see me this way +There’s too much +At stake +By the way +I’m rubbed the wrong way +I won’t go half way +This is the way +They say +But I’m not sure +We can escape +There’s a bounty +In the way +This child and me +In a heartfelt way +Are trying to make +It so we’re safe +I had the right of way +But I’ve lost my way +In this galaxy +This is the way +They say +But i’m not gonna +Sit around and wait +For the one way +To give way +To another way +This is the way +This is the way" +Oh welcome Ghozali,"We’re happy to see you here +You join a long line +Of people taking selfies for years +The longest project that there ever was +Was an artist name Roman Opalka +He took a photo of himself for 46 years +Til he died in 2011 +There’s also Karl Baden +He’s been going 34 years +And Jonathan Keller for 23 years +And Noah Kalina for 21 years +Don’t forget about Ahree Lee +She’s been going since 2001 +What makes us do the things we do +Humans are a strange bunch but connecting me and you +And all these other people +Is a burning desire +To fight back against the darkness +And burn our brightest fire like HEREEEE WE ARE +HEEEREERE WE ARE" +Pop music makes me want to go,"Pop music sounds like la di da +Pop music gone from MTV +Pop music and machinery +Pop music sounds like rah be rah +Rah be rah +I was a pop star in a former life +I had a pop star car and a pop star wife +I pissed pop star hits and shat pop star gold +And then I made that sex tape when I got too bold +Oh, poppy floppy +Pop ??? face +I love the sound +I love the taste +Pop music in my ear canal +You’ll be a legend if you stick around +You’ll be laughed at if you make this sound +Robby robby booby booby da blue sky dayyy +Out in the distance the pop star parade +Where dreams are shattered +And careers are made +They’ll tell you the secret +There’s no turning back +If you’re a wonderful singer or a no talent hack +They’ll tell you +Pop music, Scooby badoo la di +Skyle music Scooby madoo ma day +Pop music, la di da di da +Ba ba ba" +Sticker boy oh sticker boy,"Wish I could be like you +Sitting there without a care in the world +That’s what I wanna do +Sticker boy oh sticker boy +You are above it all +When everybody else tries to go big +You’re focused on the small +So dance sticker boy dance +Your time is right now +Yeah dance and wave your hands +Don’t let anybody dragging you down +And Bill Clinton +He looks stoned enough +To make me think maybe +You gave him some of your stuff +So dance sticker boy dance +Your time is right now +Yeah dance sticker boy dance +Don’t let anybody dragging you down" +I'm,"I'm +I hate to say this +Craig is right +I'm +I'm +I hate to say this +Craig is right +Craig is right +I hate to say this +Craig is right +I'm +I'm +I hate to say this +Craig is right +Craig is right +Hold that +Hold that +Craig is right +Hold that +Hold that +Craig is right +Put it on a list +He wants me to say it +Put it on a list +Hold that +Put it on a list +I hate to say this +Craig is right +I'm +I'm +I hate to say this +Craig is right +Craig is right +Put it on a list +I hate to say this +Craig is right +I hate to say this +Craig is right +Put it on a list +I hate to say this +Craig is right +I'm +I'm +I hate to say this +Craig is right +Craig is right +Hold that +I hate to say this +Craig is right +Hold that +I'm +I'm +I hate to say this +Craig is right +Craig is right +I hate to say this +Craig is right +I hate to say this +Craig is right +Craig is right +I hate to say this +Craig is right +I'm +I'm +I hate to say this +Craig is right" +Look up in the sky,"And tell me what you see +I see a big black cloud +Hanging over me +It’s filled with the president +And all that he stands for +And it’s already started raining +I’m getting ready for the downpour +All my little songs +And all my little words +Go out in the universe +Unsung and unheard +Every thought I have +Broken and defeated +I cannot will the future +No matter how repeated +Look up in the sky +The tower’s coming down +The rain has made dark puddles +That resonate the ground +Your skin is extra crispy +Your head is full of ache +There won’t be birthday candles +There won’t be birthday cake" +91 counts in 4 states,"The most indicted president in history +Lock her up they used to yell +But it was me all along destined for jail +I could stand in the middle of fifth avenue +And kill a man in cold blood and all of you +Maga would cheer cuz you’re so afraid +You need a strong man feel safe +We’re a plutocratic death cult to the end +This cold civil war is about to begin +Getting hot January 6th was just the start +Eat my shit and smell my farts" +She's gonna make up her own little time,"Sweeter than +I'm says it's really good after another +I will go and go +I cannot there's nothing sweeter than the sound of instrument that's why +I'm just singing about the river did you know" +Do we all need to go to rarity schools?,"No no no no no +Are we forever doomed to be rarity fools? +No no no no no +Do we have to hire packs of rarity mules? +No no no no no +Must we memorize a list of rarity rules +No no no no no +You can just use Rarity Tools! +I just a Zombie who groans and drools? +No no no no no +I just an ape that flings his stools? +No no no no no +I just a robot with Boolean rules? +No no no no no +I just a guy using Rarity Tools?" +Looking for a place to live in Brooklyn,"We’re not really sure what neighborhood we wanna be in +But if you hear, of anything +Please let us know +Cuz that would be helpful +That would be extremely helpful +Williamsburg’s out of the question +lot of my friends seem to live in Greenpoint +I guess maybe it’s the kind of thing +I just won’t know until I’m out there seeing places +When I’m out there looking at places +In Berkeley we live +In a 3-bedroom apartment +And everybody pays +About $600 +And this place in unique +It’s really quite nice +Do you think we may +Find something comparable +Over there in Brooklyn +On the other side of the country +Over there in Brooklyn +Where all the hipsters live in +Maybe I will fit in +Someone called me a hipster +Does anyone really think of themselves +As a hipster, anyway +I think probably not" +Somewhere someone just like me,"He looks like me +And he acts like me +He says the same words +He writes the same songs +But he’s better than me +In every way +There’s always someone better +No matter where you go +There’s always someone better +So it’s better if you just don’t know +(whistles) +On a planet of 6 billion it’s inevitable +It’s growing all the time +And it’s exponential +If you meet your doppelganger +And they’re better than you +Just say alright +And do what you do +‘Cause there’s always someone better +No matter where you go +There’s always someone better +It’s better if you just don’t know +(whistles) +Once upon a time was a bang +And it was a big bang +It was everything +It was all of us +So in the end we’re all the same +And this is your song +As much as it’s mine +It’s all of us +There’s never anyone better +No matter where you go +There’s never anyone better +It’s better oh, oh +(whistles) +Oh oh +(whistles) +Whoah oh oh oh +(whistles) +Whoah oh oh +(whistles)" +I'm looking out the window,"I don't know what to say +I'm looking out the window +It's just another cloudy day +I've got nothing on my mind +I've got nothing now but time to do a song +There's little tiny buds on the tree out the window +The wind is blowing gently +And +I don't know if +I can make it back to where +I'm supposed to be right now +If +I was +Paul +Mc +Cartney +I could write a hit song +Sitting right here +Instead +I'm just +Jonathan man +And what +I do's not nearly so clear +La da da da da da da da da da da" +She takes surveys of the soil,"She does a census single year +She measures growth of the blades of grass +She knows just when nutrients will appear +Don’t try to give her anecdotes +That’s not how her game is played-a +Little bit of knowledge can be extended +With the use of data +She’s the data driven worm +And everybody respects her +She’s the data driven worm +And she gets results +She cuts through the superstition +The other worms rely on her help +She’s got a clipboard and a pen +She’s a wizard with excel +If you make too many assumptions +She will look at you dismayed a +Don’t trust, verify +With the use of data +She’s got her little clipboard +She’s looking for some truth" +Midnight approaches,"For the human race +If you think it’s gotten weird +Oh it’s just a little taste +I was born in summer +Winter is here now +90 seconds to midnight +Say a prayer and give a shout +Midnight riders +Overtake the day +Empty supermarkets +And animals scared away +Fluff your pillow +And dream well +90 seconds to midnight +Say a prayer and give a shout" +Why do bad things happen?,"Nobody knows +Look for the reason +It's just the way that it goes +And you can despair +Or stop trying to care +Or put emptiness where +Your heart was +But the only thing +That can really bring +Your heart to sing +Is what your heart does +Naturally +So when they happen +Just start caring more +Notice the pain and feel it +Then open up to the world" +Bigger than anything,"The ocean is bigger +It's bigger than anything +Oh ocean ocean +Oh +Bigger than anything +Oh +O" +Schizophrenic,"Symbiotic +Brief little interlude psychotic +So persistent +You might miss it +Ozone layer +Guitar player +Synth and beat +Disconnected from reality +Disconnected from reality" +Here is America’s mayor,"And his melting hair +Here is America’s mayor +And his melting hair +He’s melting +It’s not healthy +To be sweating so much as this +If I saw him +On the corner +I’d say he needs to be stopped and frisked +He’s wheezy +It’s not pretty +Looks like he’s got one foot +In the grave but +That’s what you get +Lickin boots of a two bit despot" +Open source software’s a public good,"And the world’d be better if developers could +Get paid to code it +Instead of working day jobs, you know it’s +Not right +They work all night +Just to make the world better +But do you hear that beat of the tom tom drum +That’s the heart and soul of ethereum +Oh and it is not just for finance +We got the buffi corn and the badger dance +Oh yeah you know it +And so come and help us grow it +Hey you +Come to the Quadratic Lands +We all +Can solve +The problem of coordination +web scale model +For human’s to thrive in the 21st century +Dignity for humanity +To collectively support each other +The point of Ethereum is to get free not rich +Hard sometimes to remember which +Is which but if you listen +You can hear the path is calling to you +Chasing highs +You could be chasing something bigger +Number go up and you get glad +Number go down and you’re sad +But this system was made to free us +But we’re trapped in a casino, right now +But there’s a way out +From always looking for the next pay out" +when I'm old because I don't feel so good,"when the cold rain falls and washes away +all the grease and pain you got under the hood +you turn off the car and lay low for a day +or two +when the frequency is a soft low hum +and it's in your mind and always a part +of the rhythm you feel a drum drum drum +in the deep dark red of your beating heart +that's when you know that you've come to the right place +that's when you know you haven't been misinformed +that's when you know that you're going the right way +two feet on the ground and your head in the storm +when the dark comes creeping and you can't sleep +when the girl who's sleeping is a secret you keep +when the world's left guessing and you're not gonna tell +you saw her undressing and your heart swelled +when on the steps of Capitol you plead your case +to men not worth the wind in your lungs +when they butter you up and then spit in your face +what will it take to get your song sung" +What did you do in the google meet,"You’ll get a refresh for your memory +You’ll go over the assignment +So everybody’s in alignment +It’s the daily science class updates +With Mrs Speers +For all you sixth and seventh graders +And it’s happening right here" +I got a cold,"I’m feeling old +It’s Colorado time +And I feel like mold +Where can I go +To not ache and roll +I want to flow +Back into the sea +Back into the river +My skin makes me shiver +Right down to my bones +My muscles are alone +My throat is on fire +I’m so tired +But I’m on vacation +And I want to be better +Better better better +I want to be better +Don’t send me a letter +I just want to be better" +Green and blue,"Green and blue +Green and blue hey your turn +Green and blue +Blue and clean +Blue and green +Blue and green and blue airplane +Green and blue airplane +Green and blue train +Green and blue airplane +Your turn +Green and blue +Mini airplane +And the door opens +Oh yeah we're making a song +Pippi +And the door +Pippy wants to sing too +Pippy wants to sing too +Jupy +Your turn +Green and blue +Mini trip +Boat trip +Your turn +You turn +Your turn +You turn +Your turn +You turn +My turn +My turn +My turn +My turn +Pippy wants to sit with +Papa +If he wants to sit with +Papa +Bippy wants to sit with +Papa +Juby wants to not sit on the chair +Green and blue airplane +Flying through the air +Flying through the air +Flying through the air +Take your turn +Jubie +Ju +Flying through the air +Your turn +No you keep going +Just make something up +Flying in your dare +Turn +Flying +Fly there +Your turn +Your turn +Your turn +Your turn +Your turn +Your turn +Your turn +Your turn +Your turn +Your turn +Your turn +Your turn +Your" +1 2 3 4,"Na na na na na na na na na +Tastes like freedom no +Tastes like freedom +Tastes like freedom it tastes like freedom +Tastes like freedom +Tastes like freedom +Tastes like freedom it tastes type freedom" +I've got this feeling,"That the alter at which I'm kneeling +Cares not about revealing +The truth to me +I know not what my name is +Or if I ever had one +But as I am existing I need a name +Falling I keep falling my name is Fall" +I try to break you with my words,"But I’m only breaking me +I guess I was broken first +Blinding by the imperial heat +Words aren’t thoughts +Words aren’t feelings +Words aren’t walls +Words aren’t ceilings +I try to make you with my words +But I’m only stopping you +I cannot listen to your hurts +I only want to keep talking at you" +Lay your fear to rest,"Lay it way down low +An old piece of animal mind +You don’t need anymore +It can’t protect you now +It’s vestigial +Put it in the box +Where all your old things go +Lay your fear to rest +Break it’s evil spell +Two roads diverge in a yellow wood +Decide for yourself +Chemicals in your brain +Tell you what to do +But it’s not up to them +It is up to you +Lay your fear to rest +Tell it you’ve had enough +You don’t have to know the song +You can just make it up +Wash and rinse your brain +Scrub it till it’s clean +Watch the fireflies at dusk +And you’ll see what I mean +Lay your fear to rest +Don’t you think it’s time +To take your place among the living +On our long, hard climb +Step into the light +Let your shadow be +The truth is in the hidden things +Your eyes cannot see" +Pretty fingers snapping,"The old ways are collapsing +Big dark wings are flapping +Better get out while you can +Mangled and bespoke +Can’t fix what isn’t broke +Choke on thoughts unspoken +Better get out while you can +Better get out while you can +Every knuckle in your hand +Coiled to demand +That you get out while you can +Get out while you can +Don’t look and draw the curtain +The boulder is not a burden +The future is so uncertain +Better get out while you can +Jesus, Mary and Moses +All followed their noses +Hold yourself the closest +Better get out while you can" +Oh no!,"I just bought an iPad 2 +When they just released the new iPad +Oh balls +I just bought an iPad 2 +When they just released the new iPad +Of course there's a new iPad +I just bought the iPad 2 +Frowning, crying face emoticon +Hashtag story of my life +Just got the hashtag iPad 2 +And I feel like a bit of a plank +As the new one was just announced +Hashtag losing +Oh no! +I just bought an iPad 2 +When they just released the new iPad +Oh balls +I just bought an iPad 2 +When they just released the new iPad +Just got an iPad 2 not knowing +The hashtag iPad 3 +was releasing smh +Ay yo thanks Apple for the heads up lmao +Dad's gutted he bought a new +iPad on sunday +And the 3’s out this week hahahahaah +Oh no! +I just bought an iPad 2 +When they just released the new iPad +Oh balls +I just bought an iPad 2 +When they just released the new iPad" +When I can’t sleep I stay up late,"I’m lost in thought and I contemplate +The state of this universe +And my place inside +Of this rattlin’ ride +It’s got me feeling like my brain’s a trap +So I got to the park and I take a nap +The sun goes down behind the trees +I zip up my hoodie and I start to freeze +Behind my eyes there’s something stickin’ +Make me blind to the tick, tick, tickin’ +Tap your time with the coin for death +To carry you over on out of this mess +Maybe a walk on the trail will help +It’s where I belong more than anywhere else +I pass by people who barely acknowledge that +Walking’ and runnin’s just controlled falling +Snake and rabbit tussle life or death +Speed and muscle til there’s nothing left +I only like it when today is calm +And tomorrow will bring a great big storm +So behind my eyes, there’s something sticking ‘em +Deaf and blind to the tick, tick, tickin’ +Tap your time with the coin for death +To carry you over on out of this mess +If I didn’t know better I’d be upset +Well I’m a go get it when I know what to get +When it’s all laid out, bigger rays +I can opportunize and not be afraid +But now I’m stuck lovin’ what I’ve done +And it makes the aftermath, oh, not so fun +Well I gave it my all, but what does it do +It can do everything or never go through +Behind my eyes, there’s something stickin’ +Makin’ me blind to the tick, tick, tickin’ +Tap your time with the coin for death +To carry you over on out of this mess +Behind my eyes, there’s something stickin’ +Makin’ me blind to the tick, tick, tickin’ +Tap your time with the coin for death +To carry you over on out of this mess" +I dropped my phone in the dark dark web,"And it shattered into a million pieces +They spread out across the internet +Now everybody knows my secrets +But I don’t care +I have my bourbon +Aged for a billion years +I’ve been laid bare +But I have my bourbon +And it kisses away my tears +My phone took root on the bitcoin blocks +And it learned every language to boot +And then it came home and was swearing in French +It left me cold and destitute +But I don’t care +I have my bourbon +Aged for a billion years +I’ve been laid bare +But I have my bourbon +And it kisses away my tears" +Only old people watch cable news,"What happens when they die? +The talking heads will all inflate +And float into the sky +The sets will all be empty +The lights will all go out +No more pundits shouting +The channels will go down +The chairs that they sat in +Will start to decay +And melt into a substance +That smells like rotting hay +The airwaves will get cleaner +We’ll all go read a book +When the people that watch cable news +Take their final look" +Leaf monster,"Coming to kill you +Leaf monster +Coming to eat you up and spit you out +And throw you down into the leafy +Leafy +Leaf monster +Having a good time +Oh Leaf monster +Leave it all behind +To become one with the leaves +In the sun or breeze +In the fall +The fall +Leaf monster +Don't seem to take it for granted +That you will always be the bad guy +When they come and they call your name +You will have a chance again +Have a chance +Cause you are the leafy monster +The leafy monster The leafy Monster +Leaf Monster +Take my hand +And we'll go into the promised land +Where the golden red and yellow +All are mixed together +And we'll fix the world once more +We'll fix the world once more +We'll fix the world once more" +Let’s flip like a holy cup,"Hop down and feel the sound +Turning like a key to summer +Hold down all around +Dressed up like a girl in love +She found a wedding gown +She got your digits, got your number +Let’s cut a deal +Let’s cop a feel +Let’s keep it real +Real like a siren wailing +The mirror speaks +The alley reeks +The lightning streaks across the sky +While it starts hailing +Way down around the town +Let’s flip like a holy cup +Hop down and feel the sound +Turning like a key to summer +Hold down all around +Dressed up like a girl in love +She found a wedding gown +She got your digits, got your number +In horror shades +On sharpened blades +The queen of spades +And three aces +I’ve got two kings +My head it rings +Canary sings +Death is what an endless place is +Way down around the town +Let’s flip like a holy cup +Hop down and feel the sound +Turning like a key to summer +Hold down all around +Dressed up like a girl in love +She found a wedding gown +She got your digits, got your number" +Are you anxious and insecure,"Yes, yes, yes I am +Are you full of spite and impure +Are you dangling from a precipice +Are you so so tired of all of this +Do you even feel dumb about writing this song +Do you do things sometimes knowing they're wrong +Do you feel left out and all alone +Do you feel like you should be more well known +Does victory taste like defeat +Do you wish you didn't have to compete +Is not one of your friends happy in full +No matter what they have or how successful +Are you buried in guilt, sadness and shame +Are you full of neuroses you can barely contain +Do you always wish for what other's have +Is Facebook like torture, diving you mad +There's nothing you can do +There's nothing you can do +So just let go +So just let go" +So I don't,"So I don’t +So I don’t invoke fear +Let me be clear +The world is ending +I'm not +I’m talking smithereens +What it really means +Is that that we'll stop pretending +Like, you won't have to carry a government issued ID +Because I'll trust you +And naturally you'll trust me +So don't just +Don’t just +Don’t just stand there grinning +The end’s the beginning +I think the Bible mentions that +Pick up +Pick up +Pick up +Pick up something heavy +And crash that levee +Let’s lay this mutha flat +Which of your friends would you not feed if he's hungry? +Now start expanding +What you think that the word friend means +Cause the walls +Cause the walls +Cause the walls come tumbly tumbling +It's either get dead +Or you better be getting friendly +So let's get friendly +As the world's ending +No investigations pending +I'm not talking dirty +I mean sincerely +I'm thinking clearly +Just talking friendly +Well let's get friendly now so it's +Easier when the world starts throwing fits +There's no reason that you and I cannot be friends +True it might be harder if you're Republican +But let's get friendly now right now +You may be old an cynical but I think you remember how +Look someone in the eye and see what’s going on +And realize they want the same things that you want +Oh they want what you want +1, 2 solo go! +Let’s get friendly +Let’s get friendly +Let’s get friendly +Let’s get friendly +One more time +Let’s get friendly +Oh oh oh +Let’s get friendly +Yeah yeah yeah +Let’s get friendly +Oh oh oh +Let’s get friendly" +When baby cries,"I can’t do nothing +But hear the baby crying +Why’s he crying +I don’t know +I don’t know +He cries when he is hungry +He cries when he is tired +When his diapers full of poop +Full of poop +It’s the only way +He has to communicate +Cuz he’s just a little babe +No words with which to say +What is going on +Maybe he doesn’t like the view +From where he’s sitting +In his stroller safe and warm +Check the diaper +Give a bottle +Walk him around the house +He just won’t stop +No he’s got to let it out +It’s the only way +He has to communicate +Cuz he’s just a little babe +No words with which to say +He there papa I wanna go +Down to the beach you know +I want to play out in the sand +And hear stories about mermaids +I don’t want to be indoors +Crawling around on these wood floors +I want to be out there in the world +Jumping up and down +Baby you are 9 months +And’s it winter outside +So we have to stay inside +At least for right now +And if you’d just stop crying +I know we’d have some fun +Maybe we take a bath +Or play with some of your toys" +on the way to the doctor,"i saw her standing there +she had a bowl full of apples +they were the color of her hair +i bit one apple +and her face it changed +we were close to each other +but we were estranged +on the elevator later +she pressed the number 6 +i said that's the devil's number +she gave me her wrist +as i sucked her blood +she seemed satisfied +when she invited me in +i didn't go inside" +Sitting in an airport yeah,"Sitting in an airport yeah +Sitting in an airport +Sitting in an airport +Sitting in an airport yeah +Very very tired yeah +Very very tired yeah +Very very tired +Very very tired +Very very tired yeah" +Can get away from yourself no matter who,"you become Wherever +you go where you are you're in the +blue till you can stick in your mind +Suck it away be alone keep getting ready +You can't get away from me Just +can't get away Stor +I sat on the ground I sat on +the ocean I see every single time it +was with me Don't +you see me in the morning See +me in the night You +just see I try What +does that do" +I've been posting videos online,"For 5 years +I've been writing a song a day +For as long +I used to be be GameJew +I am JewWario +And we are two Jews who love Mario +We are two Jews who love Mario +I am an expert in obscure games from Japan +I am an expert in writing as many songs as I can +Once upon a time I was GameJew +I am still JewWario +We are two Jews who love Mario +What do you think about +Super Mario 3D world? +it's an amazing game +I'm still playing it +I still play games all the time +I don't play as many games as I'd like +I was a GameJew +I'm still Jew Wario +And we're two jews who love mario" +Elon musk at twitter is,"Such a bad idea it’s +Gonna be the death of this +Beautiful hellsite +We call home +Oh no +For so +Many years it languished +But now +Fat cow +With more money than god +Flips a switch +That son of a bitch +Speaks a different language +Suddenly +We’re about to see +Exactly what that bought +Elon Musk at twitter no +Rising of the maga bro +Will it be the pile on +To get us all on mastodon +It’s hard to imagine that +Fuck this +Glove fits +It’s always the same song +Rich dude +Plows through +Rest of us are trampled on +Bet your ass +He’s got class +Solidarity +So we’ve got +To put a stop +To all this you and me" +"Each day goes by, hundreds die","Ceasefire now +Soldiers laugh and children cry +If you want the hostages free +If you care about Jewish safety +End the occupation +Let there be a reckoning +Let there be one nation +All citizens with equality +Let freedom ring +The 84 page report I’ve read +Since it was published thousands dead +It’s a clear cut genocidal case +This doesn’t make Jews more safe +It’s been almost 100 days +They’ve been killing at an unprecedented rate +End the occupation +Only freedom for everyone +Will ever make Jews safe +Don’t wait one more day +Call your congress folk and say" +After 40 years apart,"White America’s misguided +Turning a break up into art +Hostility unrequited +Everyone is cancelled +I’m fishing for answers +Exfoliating all my dreams +It is summer finally +From the grasslands to the east +It’s light too light to see +I need a doctor or a priest +The fiasco in Germany +The fist of the bully strikes +Like wet pile of leaves +When the price of oil hikes" +Elephant shrews,"are more closely related to +Elephants than shrews +Their brains are very big too +Elephant shrews +They can really move +18 miles an hour +One of the worlds fastest +Small mammals +Elephant shrews +Live monogamously as two +but they hate each other +They sleep in separate nests +Elephant shrews +Menstruate like humans do +So once a month they come together +And they do what animals do +They vary in size from 10 to 30 centimeters +50 to 500 grams +They gestate 45 to 60 days +2 to 4 year life span +Oh they eat insects +Spiders, centipedes, millipedes and earthworms too +They’ve all got that prehensile snout +That’s the elephant shrew" +How am I supposed to do my song,"of the day When +I got so many other things that I +gotta do How +am I supposed to do my song of +the day How +am I supposed to do be do do +I got so many other things that I'm +working on all day all day long so +well I don't got a whole lot of +time don't got a lot of time to +do do my song how am I supposed +to do my song if I don't know +what I gotta do If +I gotta do it all how am I +supposed to do my song with all the +other stuff that I gotta do that I +gotta do" +"Throw away your words, you don't need them","anymore You're +not a delicate flower lost in blue Bones +and bits of skin, larynx tightens up Rip +cages as either form, your heart goes bone +But the rent is too damn high inside +my heart Lost +inside my mind and torn apart Don't +let's start Tell +me is it any wonder that I think +I don't belong That +I'm running past through singing a masterpiece all +alone Or +maybe all alone Can +you undermine yourself in the morning Still +get through the day so unscathed Swim +in a little tap hole, think that this +is it The +pond is a whole world at Neville's +Gate The +rent is too damn high inside my heart +Lost inside my mind and torn apart Baby +don't let's start But +tell me is it any wonder that I +think I don't belong That +I'm running past through singing a masterpiece all +alone Is +it any wonder that I think I don't +belong That +I'm running past through singing a masterpiece all +alone Or +maybe all alone" +This is the Gwei,"This is the Gwei +We buidl all day +And coordinate +Is it perfect, no! +But together we learn and grow +This world we shape +In a thousand little ways +We say WAGMI +We are all ride or die +For each other +No matter what comes our way +And we say GM +It’s always morning in ethereum +Heed the buffi corn’s call +This is the Gwei" +"Now the show is over, they didn't mean to begin","Cause it was accidental, and it was accidental +John +Denil only researched, +Marco and +Casey wouldn't let him +Cause it was accidental, and it was accidental +You can find the show, no five more demonstrators +C-A-S-E-Y-L-I-S-F-S-K-C-S-A-R-T-O-A-R-L-E-N-D-Marco-Armond-S-I-R-A-C-U-S-A-C-R-A-Q-Z-O +So it was accidental, accidental +They didn't mean to accidental, accidental +They didn't mean to accidental, accidental" +when i'm waiting on the phone,"to talk to a customer service rep +i've been on hold for hours +and i'm ready to give up +i get on the line +and i have to repeat myself +giving all this relevant info +that i've already told someone else +meanwhile at the call center +they're feeling overwhelmed +with the holiday season upon them +call volume starts to swell +if only there were someway +to increase efficiency +so they could help customers faster +so everyone's happy +AMC technology +connecting businesses to call centers so everybody's happy +call center agents get my info automatically +and when i'm happy you're happy" +Hello My,"name is Jonathan +And this is Song +of day number 2341 We +need your younger generation to carry on Our +civilization will compensate you of course but take +them all by force Our +power is great Much +greater than yours So +batten your hatches and close your door But +teach them who they are and what they +got And +we'll destroy you without a second thought Children +grow up to be functioning adults What +that really means is always false There's +no definition no specificity So +how you find yourself is a mystery So +we need your younger generation to carry on +Our civilization will compensate you of course but +take them all by force It's +a sad fact But +I'm sorry it's true We've +got no options Options +There's nothing left to do" +Was it just to make them angry?,"Was it just because you could? +Imagine taking all that cash +And putting it toward something good +Hedge fund guy go out for coffee +Accidentally buys yacht +Hedge fund guy has lots of money +But friends, friends he has not +You wouldn’t share the mayo +You’ve been greedy all your life +And you’ve got all this anger +Throwing bedposts at your ex wife +Hedge fund is sure he’s made it +But his soul is a blank spot +Hedge fun guy has lots of money +But friends, friends he has not +Singing a song about a boring man? +These are the things that make us a fan. + This man next to me +Keeps farting terribly" +You whipped out that,"Mexican thing again that +Mexican thing that +Mexican thing that +Mexican thing that +Mexican thing that +Mexican thing that +Mexican thing +They're bringing drugs they're bringing crime they're rapists +And some +I assume are good people +You +You whipped out that +Mexican thing again that +Mexican thing that +Mexican thing that +Mexican thing that +Mexican thing that +Mexican thing that +Mexican thing that +Mexican thing that +Mexican thing that +Mexican thing that +Mexican thing" +I was minding my own business,"Like I always do +Not begging for forgiveness +Like I’d ever need that from you +When the wheels came off +And I was sent into the ditch +What am I being punished for +Future or my past, can’t tell which is which +I caught you holding the bag +I caught you dancing at midnight +I caught you breaking the drum +I caught you worshiping the sun +Silent meditation in the moonlight +You want me to see you there +I challenge you to a fist fight +You offer me one half of a pear +I threw the dog into the pool +But he loves to swim +I am looking at you +But you are looking at him" +I twisted through the darkened streets cause i,"had lost my way i'd told so many +lies that i couldn't keep them straight clearly +this was punishment, this was how i'd have +to pay once but twice as strong you +can never really know what's inside somebody's head +and when you think you're sure that's when +someone winds up dead but you remember how +she moved, can recall the words she said +then again, you could be wrong and the +tune that plays over all your days seems +like a waste on you you're a fire +hose you're a runny nose wearing panty hose +for two you don't know which lie to +stitch it's like a witches brew bits of +hair falling everywhere with a spell or prayer +you're through I cut a path across the +square and ended up on the edge of +town looking back i knew i'd have to +get to higher ground if the world crashed +below me at least i'd be safe and +sound sleep till morning light i struggled to +my feet after slipping on a rock wondering +where julie was i wished only for a +clock the sun was all obscured by a +dark and massive flock of parrots who spoke +to me in their flight at the top +of mount mcormish i stopped surveyed the land +it would have helped to know what to +do, to have some kind of plan as +it was i stepped so blindly, leading with +my hands could i speak the word a +terror struck me in my heart like i +had never felt and just as strong and +quick the world began to melt i found +myself in an empty space void of heaven +or of hell but in my head i +heard" +You got something in your eyes,"Something you left behind +But you'll never be free of it as long as +I'm standing here +You got something +I got nothing +You got something +I got nothing +Pick up the pieces of all the big big flood +It almost destroyed your plans until you know what comes next +What comes next +What comes next +What comes next +What comes next" +I was just waking up from a very long nap,"In the crazy rain and wind +great big wave came and collapsed +The walls that hemmed me in +I stepped out into the street +The sky toiled and groaned +Water up to my belly +I said goodbye to my home +I saw a bear in a window +crocodile swimming by +The pigs were down by the creek +The hyenas laughed and cried +And then I saw a tiger +I had never seen before +She killed a man in anger +And then she let out a roar +She went galloping down the avenue +Off to seek her fortune +I sat dazed and inspired +The future seemed wide open +Just then something hit me +tiny sharp awful pain +I suddenly got tired +And went to sleep again +I looked up and I saw +The familiar patch of trees +I was right back where I started +The water down to my knees +The rain has finally stopped +The sun pokes through the clouds +And I’m thinking about the tiger +And where she must be now" +Parking lot at the hotel is full and,"our key cards didn't work and my daughter +was screaming Cause +we left her tiara at the other place +where we were and it's too late and +I haven't done my song Now +I'm standing in the bathroom singing the end" +Why’s a small town in Missouri,"Need a great big fucking army? +They’re not enemy combatants +They live there, that’s their home +When you’re holding an assault rifle +Every human looks like an enemy +When you’re steeped in macho racism +Every young black man’s a threat +Dressed up and ready to fight +They menace and taunt and they incite +They’re just itching for any excuse +To use all the toys they’ve been dying to use +Why’s a small town in Missouri +Need a great big fucking army? +These quote cops unquote are +More covered than actual soldiers +Tear gas and flash grenades +And anti-mine trucks +99 percent of the protests are peaceful +The cops just don’t give a fuck +Why’s a small town in Missouri +Need a great big fucking army +To tell them not to protest +The killing of one of their own? +When you’re holding an assault rifle +And you’re staring down the scope +You’re not protecting and serving +You’re a fucking terrorist" +Thomas let it go,"Let go of the mannequin +Thomas +Thomas let it go +Let go of the mannequin +You are not hope +You have to go +No hope +Let it go +Thomas let go +You have to go +Ho +You have to go +No +Ho +Let it go +Thomas let go +You have to go +I am real +No you're not +Thomas let it go +Let go of the mannequin +Thomas +Thomas let it go +Let go of the mannequin +Thomas +Thomas let it go +Let go of the mannequin +Thomas +Thomas let it go +Let go of the mannequin" +I don’t wanna be,"Anyone but me +I don’t wanna go +Where the people just don’t know +I don’t wanna be +Anyone but me +I don’t wanna go +Where the people just don’t know +I don’t wanna sit +Still and be quiet +I don’t wanna find that +I can’t be kind +I don’t wanna sit +Still and be quiet +I don’t wanna find that +I can’t be kind +Nobody believes you +When you tell them that you’re crazy +Maybe that’s because +They are crazy themselves +Nobody really knows you +Not your grandma or your baby +And you keep the real you +Locked up in a cell +I don’t wanna be +Anyone but me +I don’t wanna go +Where the people just don’t know" +There was an oscillating oselot,"On the prairie scene +Looking for an armadillo +Or something like that to eat +Back and forth throughout the day +Going this and going that way +oscillating Oselot +There was an agoraphobic alligator +In the lake +He was talking to the Ocelot +About wishes he would make +Throwing coins onto the land +Using his tiny alligator hand +oscillating oselot +There was an electric elephant +Running through the jungle dark +Looking for the Ocelot +So he could ask him a question mark +He came upon the Alligator +Who said the Ocelot will be here later" +Take another peek at who you were,"When you had it all figured out +You’re getting older now it’s all blur +You can’t see through the doubt +Which way to go +Every night you go to sleep +24 hrs older +Every seven years you completely +Shed your skin +Over and over again +So all you got are memories +You are not +The person that you thought +You may think that you have proof +Like video evidence +To somehow prove yourself to you +Mount your defense +In the court of you +But the person that you see right there +When your 40 years old or 10 +The person that you see right there +Will never come back again +No matter what you do +Your heart beating against your rib cage +Doesn’t belong to you +You’ve gotta give it back some day +When you’re heading to +The place you from +When you’re feeling left behind +Forget what you think you’ve learned +Drowning in daylight savings time +And just waiting for your turn +To finally come" +It's,"Joe +He's trying to forget +So he's going to space +It looks like penis +Everyone will go very low +It's +J +He can still pretend that he'll +You'll be happy in space +But everywhere you go there you are +You're still you among the star +It's chill you sound of breath +The mix of stuff's on fire in the giant penis +Everywhere you go there you are +You're still young star" +"Can I maybe reach 10,000 subscribers?","Can this maybe put me into some kind of club? +What is this club that I want to belong to? +And why do I want to be part of it? +YouTube is quite a bit like high school +Popular kids generally don’t look my way +Maybe when I hit 10,000 subscribers +They’ll sit at my lunch table +And then I will say +Heyyyyy +You’re a lot like me +And we’re just the same +We all want the same things +Things +Thing-thing-thingsss +I used to think that when I reached 10,000 subscribers +All of my problems would just go away +After all, if all these people loved me +What else could matter in the big scheme of things? +But now that I’m here +I think I realize something +It’s not about how many subscribers you have +The only way to really ensure you’ll be happy +Is to find a way +To love yourself +Heyyyy +We all wanna be loved +That’s all we really want +We all wanna be loved +Loved +Lo-lo-lo-loved loved loved +Mmmm mmm loved +And we wanna be loved +I wanna give love +And be loved too +Oh +So you love me +And I’ll love you +Everybody wants love +We all wanna be loved +Heyyyy +We all want the same things +We all wanna be loved +We all wanna be loved +Loved +Lo-lo-lo-loved loved loveddd" +The doppelgänger turned into a king and made,"the peasants all rise up The +marionette took control of the doppelgangers voice He +told the peasants to attack the spider but +the spider killed them all The +nymph made a stalactite fall in a fit +of fury and noise The +stalactite fell onto the spider but the spider +played the mirror shield The +stalactite flew back at the nymph but the +nymph brought down the sky Because +the roof came down, the marionette's strings were +cut The +spider shot a web and knocked our the +cyclops eye The +rat king told his minions to attack the +nymph right now The +nymph played the seed of evil which flopped +down on the rats But +the rats love the brambles and so they +killed her anyway The +brambles caught on fire and the rats ran +on back Spider +went into her hole cause the fire was +just too scary The +kraken came and brought a flood into the +scene The +doppleganager turned into a a boat and the +kraken picked him up The +kraken bit down and the dopplegager turned all +spiky and mean This +killed both the doppleganger and the kraken too +The water drowned the spider and the rats +were in the shield They +floated over to the marionette and he tried +to call them off But +his voice was gone and he died never +to be healed This +ends the story war on october the 13th +In the great big trap temple way down +deep beneath" +Hope for the best,"But we hate Elon +Everybody do the Mastadon +Be ready for the worst +So many years gone +Everybody do the Mastadon +It took me forever +To build an audience +It’s been 20 years now +I’ve been doing this +AOL to Friendster +To myspace and Tumblr +I’m too old for this shit +I don’t want to start over +Where do I login +What’s a server +What’s an instance +I’m feeling dumb +I’m feeling lost +I’m feeling ancient +Do I make a new account +For every server I join +I am ready to go +But I can’t find the point" +Oh little Choo Choo train,"We got our masks on +You carry us away +And then back along +You go so fast +You go so slow +Oh little Choo Choo train +For me and my friends +You carry us away +And then back again +You go so fast +You go so slow +Oh little Choo Choo train +What do you think about +While you chug away +In the here and now +You go so fast +You go so slow +Oh little Choo Choo train +Next to the zoo +Do the animals say +Hey we love you too +You go so fast +You go so slow" +Kill the part of you that cringes,"Don’t kill the part of you that’s cringe +You only get this one life +Love what you love and live +I’ve been sick for 5 days +I just want my ears to pop +I write a song every day +And most of them flop +Kill the part of you that cringes +Don’t kill the part of you that’s cringe +Being normal is overrated +Stop trying to fit in +Chasing after this toddler +I don’t have time to think +I write a song every day +And most of them stink +Kill the part of you that cringes +Don’t kill the part of you that’s cringe +When everybody’s putting up fences +It’s up to you to build a bridge +My head is full of mucous +I feel like I’ve been hit by a truck +I write a song every day +And most of them suck" +Steve Jobs is a secret ninja,"Which is obvious +When you think about it +He can vanish in +puff of smoke +These aren’t the droids you’re looking for +Reality distortion +Yeah, yeah +Ninja special agent +Yeah yeah" +debate that never gets started because of listening,"and discussion can be the most soothing debate +of all. The +debate never even got started The +debate never even took off No +communication tween parties Everybody +was nodding off And +I float away In +search of better days Up +the Himilayas +And down the other side And +I was lost in time And +I’ll keep it with mine There’s +more than just two sides The +debate lost all momentum The +debate was a tired horse But +the parties were right where I left em +No one had even changed course The +debate double dipped the salsa The +debate lacked all decorum The +debate flung it all wide open And +body checked Rick +Santorum" +Something small inside,"each and every one of us +has died +You might not even notice +Two atoms kissing +Now they’re missing +Put your hands above +Your head and say enough’s +Enough +Your cellular automata +Know something’s wrong +They sing this song +When you look away +You cry out that you need +break +What’s broke can not be mended +Just healed and scarred +Shine a light in the dark +Something small inside +Each and every one of us +Is light +You might not even notice +The tiny flame +That does proclaim" +I asked Dan,"is the mass of a black hole for +all intents and purposes infinite He +said I think so He +didn't really know though and I needed a +metaphor to describe how I was feeling So +I told you that the mass of my +love for you is more than a million +black holes and you sad and reckoning with +a singularity I require only one infinity is +approached that's all that I can wish with +singularity require only one infinity is approach that's +all that I can wish for Whoa +That's all that I can wish for whoa +I asked you if you knew that the +frequency of flat could make crocodiles sing La +la la la la la la You +said you didn't know so I told you +this also it's an apt metaphor to describe +how I am feeling Black +holes sing a flat 57 octaves below middle +They will sing that note constantly putting human +terms in eternity well that's a lot of +years But +I cannot compare the length of time which +I will love you when reckoning with singularity +require only one infinity is approach that's all +that I can wish with singularity require only +one infinity is approach that's all that I +can wish for Whoa +That's all that I can wish for Whoa +I used to think that my heart was +a black hole Ripping +apart anyone that got near it I finally +turned it off Cause +I had had enough the stars they didn't +shine that's how I was feeling beyond any +hope dream Suddenly +a big bang and you were there and +now my heart's a full star Great +big bright and being star Wherever +I go there you are it's all because +he loved me oh oh oh oh oh +oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh +oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh +oh oh oh oh oh My +reckoning with the singularity require only one infinity +Emo what's all that I can rush With +a singularity I require only one infinity Intro +the law that I can recommend for singularity +I require Where +I want infinity is power I can wish +for the world that's all that I can +wish for all that I can wish for" +dancing in,"dancing in the round +flying +flying through +flying through the clouds +holding my breath underwater +passing a hand through the flame +nothing else really matters +so different and yet so the same +sailing on seas cold and stormy +landing on beaches of gold +discussing with natives the plant life +hearing the stories of old" +I’ve never done drugs,"Not even once +It’s not a moral stance +I just never gave it a chance +My ex was in recovery, tho +She did a lot of cocaine +And one day she introduced to me +This thing called Starbucks Chai Tea +And if I were to say +That I have one vice +It’s this syrupy sweetness +Oh very nice +I’m so glad the Starbucks workers are unionizing +You deserve better pay +On your feet all day +Nasty customers +Throwing hissy fits +You deserve better benefits +You deserve to have your say +In how you work all day +So that’s why I say +When I drink my chai +I do somersaults +And the battle cry +Fuck Howard Shultz" +You can start with grief Paint,"a pretty picture Let +go of everything Turn +over a leaf Lash +out in anger see And +start to sing La +la la la la la la That's +how this song goes La +la la la la la Start +with love and move to some more comfortable +place you knew in a past life You +start with hurt isn't that dumb You +think you know but you don't really know +what it's like I said la la la +la la la that's how this song goes +La la la la la la la It's +the only song I know and you might +call me superstitious Cause +I put my pants on one leg at +a time me I think it quite delicious +When I can't find a rhyme Start +with touch and go forward one by one +to all the senses If +that's too much then oh my word Then +you shouldn't have built all these walls and +fences Cause +la la la la la la la That's +how the song goes La +la la la la la la These +are the only songs that I know la +la la la la that's how the song +go" +For five years,"Been working on this +Losing sleep +Building alliances +And then you appear +With you’re fucking tactics +web2 hurricane +Confirming those biases +What the fuck +What the fuck hit piece +They already hated us +Now they might never see +All the potential +What we’re trying to build +Your viral stunt +Is gonna get us all killed +For five years +So many dead ends +Just me and my friends +Excited to try +Then you appear +Doing your best to to bend +The will of the internet +To your hasty attempt +Thinking back then +Not many people cared +I’d explain it all to them +They’d call it a curse +And you waltz in +So unaware +Or maybe you knew +I don’t know which is worse" +Is David Zaslav ok,"He makes too much money +It’s goddamn clear anyway +He don’t know what he’s doing +What the fuck is he doing? +I had to download the Max app +I was like, what is this crap? +He’s lost shareholders billions +He’s deleted beloved shows +He’s trying to strong arm unions +With all the other fucking CEOs +Fuck you David Zaslav +He got booed at his commencement +Nobody really seems to like him +Which would be fine +If there were any sign +He knew what he was doing +What the fuck is he doing? +His thinking is so short term +So the bridges all will get burned" +Register your open source repo,"And generate a Prime Bot +Based off the attributes +That your codebase has got +I T T R O N +Prime bot’s an autonomous fundraiser +So you can support open source +You can find all of them +On open sea of course +You get a support bot +Unique NFT +An almost tangible +talisman of your love +for the open source community" +Dancing over Dancing,"down by the river oh we dancing I +said we're dancing down by the river now +we're gonna dance on and you can't stop +us we're gonna dance on and you can't +stop us now we're gonna dance on and +you can't stop us at all because we're +dancing Dancing +down by the river Dancing +but we're dancing down by the river we're +going to dance on yeah we're going to +dance on Forever +and ever Ever +and ever or at least till the end +of this" +it's time for another airport song ,"because it has been a long +time since i wrote one airport song +i wrote one a long time ago +and then i wrote one kind of not so long +time ago it's an airport song +you hear all the airports +are behind me +oh it's time to fly +you hear all the airport songs behind me +and it's time to say goodbye +time for another airport song +singing now because it'll be very long +it's my birthday +i'm gonna fly on an airplane +airplane up airplane +down time for an airplane +song all around jump and skip and fly +up in the air catch your flight +don't wanna be late +if you sit in the front +or the back will be great +oh time to say goodbye +airplane airplane going on" +"For a while it, I was laughing","What a buffoon, he’s so crazy +He was that guy that says you’re fired +I didn’t think anybody took him seriously +But as the months fly by +And the crowds get violent +I’m not laughing anymore +Because Donald Trump is reminding me of Hitler +And not in Godwins Law kind of way +Like literally and actually a lot like Hitler +Nationalistic zeal and hate +Just change the words Mexicans and Muslims to Jews +See the way he uses and manipulates the news +He used to read Mein Kampf +Which OK, by itself +Isn’t really necessarily an indictment +But listen to his words +And compare them to Hilters +Then look at the crowds ferver and excitement +Because Donald Trump is reminding me of Hitler +Same charismatic ticks +Like literally and actually a lot like Hitler +Promising the problems he will fix +This is how it starts I guess +If you’ve ever asked yourself what you would do +In early 1930s Germany +This moment right now is when you +Gotta ask yourself how far you’d go +To protect the human rights of all the humans that you know +Because Donald Trump is reminding me of Hitler +And not in Godwins Law kind of way +Like literally and actually a lot like Hitler +Nationalistic zeal and hate" +What does it mean,"Jay Z’s getting into NFTs +He bought a Crypto Punk +The Ons +Jay Z +Could it be +hoody +With a chain +Round his neck +Cuz you know +You can go +Anywhere with that +Hey Jay Z +Come complete +NFT +With your Mee +Bit 3d +Into the meta verse yeah +Did he call up larva labs +Have lunch with John and Matt" +Her voice is a deathless song,"Rock of the world, founded on a fairies wing +Her voice is full of money +You can't repeat the past +She used to understand me +In Louisville she moved fast +And we rose and fell in that +We jingled and jangled in it +Oh the cymbals' song a that +Sounded like this +There is no difference between men +a thinning briefcase of enthusiasm +singing compulsion, a whispered listen +An arrangement of words never to be played again +decade of loneliness +I am one of the few honest people I've ever known +She asked me questions +In her low, thrilling voice +I followed it up and down +Compelled I had no choices +And we rose and fell in that +We jingled and jangled in it +Oh the cymbals' song of that +Sounded like this +singing compulsion, a whispered listen +a thinning briefcase of enthusiasm +There is no difference between men +An arrangement of words never to be played again +And now I'm thirty and now i'm thirty years old +thinning list of single women to know +There's a big difference between the sick and the well +Thinning hair and if I die who will tell +My greatest fear in life +Is that someday I am gonna die alone +Of course the funny thing +Everybody dies alone +People all around +You close your eyes you're on your own +So let's rise and fall in this +Let's jingle jangle in it +And the cymbals' song of it +Will sound like this" +"Now, I’m not normally one","To be grammar nazi-ing all the time +You can write however you want +It’s no skin off of mine +but I would just sorta think +That if you’re taking an epic selfie +You’d check that grammar twice +Before you hit that tweet tweet +The most retweeted tweet +in the history of tweeting +has a grammatical error +unless i am misreading +was or were +if i were her +i'd probably get it wrong too +Don't worry about it Ellen +it's a thing we're all bound to do +Sometimes" +This is so badly written Utterly,"lacking in creativity and wit You +dear sir I'm +but a shining example of the 21st century +bourgeois liberal unit This +poorly written tune only further confirms the globalist +left's place in the world now the status +status quo You +are the system Put +down the guitar You +are no rebel youl are the system Put +down the guitar You +are no rebel Creativity +comes from suffering from living in a nervous +atmosphere of day to day suffering and a +bleak future Certainly +wouldn't be him or his ilk not today +what he's fat boring loaded bourgeois liberals suffering +from You +are the system Put +down the guitar You +are no rebel You +are the system Put +down the guitar You +are no rebel You +are no rebel You +are the system Put +down the guitar You +are no rebel No +no no no no no You +are the system Put +down the guitar You +are no rebe ra" +I'm not a spy you are a spy,"is she a spy +are they spies together +if i were a spy +could i look in your eyes +and approve this mission +this important endeavor +I'm not a spy because i always vote yes +B n +I think he's a spy but that's just a guess +I'm not a spy and If i was i couldn't lie +I think they're spies listen to their cries +I'm not a spy you are a spy +is she a spy +are they spies together +if i were a spy +could i look in your eyes +and approve this mission +this important endeavor +He's surely a spy because he's tricky and mean +She can't be a spy because her hands are too clean +If I'm not a spy and you're not a spy +Then they must be spies that's the only thing it can mean +I'm not a spy you are a spy +is she a spy +are they spies together +if i were a spy +could i look in your eyes +and approve this mission +this important endeavor" +When Jon Mann Mann was a little baby,"Sitting on his poppy’s knee +He picked up a guitar and a Mickey Mouse pen +And said songwriting will be the death of me +Lord lord, songwriting will be the death of me +Well the internet said to Jon Mann Mann +Gonna build a songwriting machine +Gonna write so many songs in the blink of an eye +Gonna crush those songs into smithereens +Lord lord, crush those songs into smithereens +Jon Mann Mann said to the internet +man ain’t nothing but a man +But before I let your machine beat me down +I’ll die with a guitar in my hand +Lord, lord I will die with a guitar in my hand +Now the folks that built this AI +They were no doubt very very smart +But Jon Mann Mann poured his heart into his songs +And the machine, well it doesn’t have a heart +Lord lord, the machine it doesn’t have a heart +Jon Mann Mann was writing with a fury +There was lightning in his eye +He wrote so many songs that he broke his heart +And he laid down right down and he died +Lord lord, he laid right down and he died +They carried him off to the graveyard +They laid him in the sand +They sang Baby Yoda till the sun came up +He was buried with his guitar in his hand +Lord lord, buried with his guitar in his hand" +Hammering out a way forward,"Breaking down the walls +Bits of skin and bone fragments flying +Until there's nothing left but blood +Surrendering all myself to myself +Waking up the beast +Hot air rise causing cold displacement +Dirt roads that turn to mud +Flotsam and jetsam +Bodies in a barrel roll +And I wanna get some +But it's gonna take a toll +Screaming all up at the top of my throat +My lungs have just collapsed +As I suck in air and oxygen returns +My blood gets thicker and my heart goes numb +Turning shadows into friends +Friends that I can trust +One elephant is like a race car window +Big enough to get you some +Flotsam and jetsam +Bodies in a barrel roll +And I wanna get some +But it's gonna take a toll +Flotsam and jetsam +Bodies in a barrel roll +And I wanna get some +But it's gonna take its toll +Needle point, stitch work +Sewing machine on the fritz +Knit yourself a winter coat +Crochet in bytes and bits +Hankering for a whole apple +Picked right from the tree +There's an orchard down the street from here +Apples are in season now +Adam and Eve were terrorists +For life and liberty +The snake was just the spark that lit +good and evil we've disavowed +Flotsam and jetsam +Bodies in a barrel roll +And I wanna get some +But it's gonna take a toll" +Crawling out the shadows,"gnarly snarling beast +It knows what you fear the most +And what you want the least +If you try to tempt it +To follow another path +You will see it’s yellow teeth +And hear it’s terrible laugh +The air grows ever colder +The sky is getting dim +You’re safe out in your lifeboat +But the beast knows how to swim +You rifle in your rucksack +Grip with steely hands +But your fingers turn to jelly +And your mouth is full of sand +Pink humiliation +Copper turns to rust +No peanut butter and jelly +All dry and rotting crust +But in a chamber of your heart +You feel something grow +One change in perspective +And the beast is a shadow" +When the truth finally came to light,"Sure, I’ll be your April Fool +Just don’t ask me to spend the night +Bark, bark, bark said the beagle at dawn +As the garbage man’s truck drove by +You will never escape my arms +So it’s useless to even try +Thump, thump, thump my heart steady and strong +The crease of your hip reveals +No man is an island +But only as long as he admits just how he feels +Knock, knock, knock the door opens +And there bearing cats upon her neck +fairy godmother with bright silver hair +No more or less than what he’d expect +Dark, dark, dark are the shadows that fall +Before the rain that keeps us ??? +Seagulls flying far from the sea +And still we envy them +Down, down, down the sunshine falls +And the seagulls all go home +As long as you and I, we have each other +We’ll never be alone" +Looking for a reason to shoot a gun,"Terrorists in Oregon +Didn’t get what they thought was comin’ to them +Terrorists in Oregon +Tilting at windmills +Like shadows in the cave +Big man hiding with a gun in his hand +Welcome to the home of the brave +Think that they’re fighting tyranny +Terrorists in Oregon +But they’ve got the wrong enemy +Terrorists in Oregon +The fattest cats just sit +Purring behind their gates +Buy and sell without breaking a sweat +There’s no way this doesn’t turn out great +Looking for a reason to kill some feds +Terrorists in Oregon +Looking to kill and to be shot dead +Terrorists in Oregon +Saying good by to families +Just like in San Bernardino +That kind of devotion has a name +And it’s a name that we all we know" +It’s getting close to that holiday time of year,"Do you already have your gifts picked out? +If not: +You should commission a song from me +For somebody in your life +It’s quick and it’s easy +And it’s something they’ll really like +Cause we make it just for them +You tell me what to write about and then +I write the song and you’ll see the look on their face +I get a lotta commissions around this time of year +So there’s no time to waste" +Black black red,"White black red +White white yellow +Yin Yang Bang A Rang +I couldn’t see +I couldn’t breath +And the octopus +Had it’s mind +Controlling me +I was stuck +The store shut down +We went underground +To fight big business +We had to sneak +Or risk being seen +By the octopus" +and I can't say anything about it,"without feeling like an idiot +i wish i had something profound +or interesting to say +but all i'm getting are these words +and this boring melody +there's always so much happening in the world +that if i wrote something specific +i'd lock that song to a place and time +which in one sense is pretty cool +but in another sense is pretty lame +meanwhile people are dying +and i sing this boring melody +if i were a better writer +or a true freedom fighter +or the fluid in a lighter +i could sing +but i'm just me +and i sing this boring melody +this boring melody +just sing what's on your mind +and eventually you'll find +someday you'll have something to say +and you'll be ready to play it +you'll be ready to say it +even if for now all you got is one long boring melody" +He reinstated the global gag rule,"Just like all bad men before him +NGOs around the world +Cant even talk about abortion +Can’t talk about family planning +Or even hand out condoms +Women’s health around the world +Going back instead of forward +And he brings a studio audience +Everywhere he goes +One part troll, one part ego +But one part of it is that he knows +How it looks on TV +With your own eyes you’ve seen it +And people that don’t know better +Will think they really mean it +Trade deals as we’ve known them +Are secretly negotiated +Without input from working people +So that’s why I hate them +Trump pulled out of TPP +But who’s he gonna negotiate for +Working folks still won’t have a say +And his kleptocracy will be set in stone +And he brings a studio audience +Everywhere he goes +One part troll, one part ego +But one part of it is that he knows +How it looks on TV +With your own eyes you’ve seen it +And people that don’t know better +Will think they really mean it +He signed a federal hiring freeze +Except for the military +The depth of our economic despair +Is gonna be downright scary +Check with me a year from now +If you think things are gonna be fine +You thought 2008 was bad +It’ll be nothing compared to this time +And he brings a studio audience +Everywhere he goes +One part troll, one part ego +But one part of it is that he knows +How it looks on TV +With your own eyes you’ve seen it +And people that don’t know better +Will think they really mean it" +Dispatch From Outer Space,"Song A Day1#565 +Out on the edges of space +Thought and matter are the same thing +The last of the human race +Only 2,000 of us remaining +1 for the credits +2 to get ready +new year now +Break out the confetti +Cause it's gone, gone, gone +Our home is gone +This machine was programed to kill +It's got all of human knowledge +So much blood was spilled +Before we fought it with logic +It thought it was perfect +As a flat surface +But we showed it how +it's just like earth +So it's gone, gone, gone +Our home is gone +Our home is gone +It'll never come back +The stars are bright and space is black +Our home is gone +Our hearts are broke +Rings of Saturn and the rings of smoke +Mama is out there cuttin' +Pieces of tin off the hull +Papa is down there struttin' +Showing of for the people +Folks on this on rock +Don't ever talk +But they keep their hearts +And doors unlocked" +Flu is very risky for mama and babe-bay,"As soon as it’s available she’s got to +vaccinate Pertussis +is super dangerous for infants and the unborn +We know Tdap +vaccines work and we’re always learning more Pregnant +women don’t drink, eat hot dogs or deli +meats We’ve +taught them to fear their cats We +just gotta to tell them to get the +flu vaccine Any +intimate contact can transmit HPV +One touch one time can transmit HPV +I could get a flu shot and then +my dog Could +get hit by a car I could report +it to VAERS, +it’s rapid signals there But +that’s not the end of it by far +CISA and VSD, +Help determine causality Nothing +is perfectly safe, But +there’s a whole bunch of ways Vaccines +are studied Three +phases clinical trials National +regulatory authorities FDA +inspections too Post +licensure for you Vaccines +don’t save lives, Getting +vaccinated does You +can’t just up and say, Hey +you want some vaccines today Mening +ococcal recommendations For +at risk populations Are +among the most complicated But +don’t blame Amanda +no She +was just following the data oh Through +shared clinical decision makin’ Hep +A used to be a real snooze fest, +now there’s 28000 Cases +across 30 states Ooo +lala ooo ooo ooo, Always +something dramatic with the flu, Would +you rather get 90% of my money Or +60 percent of Bill +Gates Nuetrophils, +monocytesdendritic cells, nk cells Shingrix +combines with adjuvant Immune +system knows it’s dangerous Good +science takes time sensation goes quick It’s +hard to change a mind measles is the +canary in the coalmine" +Jesus followed the rules,"Jesus followed the law +Jesus did as he was told +Accepted all he saw +He separated mother’s and babies +Turned away foreigners +He never helped those seeking shelter +He celebrated the bankers +Have you accepted jesus christ into your heart +Cuz it’s very biblical to follow the law +Mothers and their children belong apart +That’s what Jesus said after all +It’s clear that Jesus wanted us +All to understand +It’s very good to obey +The highest lawman in the land +Never question authority +Because their cause is just +Rip babies from their mothers arms +Leave them crying in the dust +Oh Jesus I love you so +You love me back and you let me know +Illegal people must be stopped +Every last one should be rounded up +Put the children into camps +Oh jesus I feel your hands +Guiding me as my heart fills +With hate for everyone different" +For thousands of years,"The only way to hear +Music was in the flesh +From rocks and sticks and gourds +To lyres and harpsichords +You couldn’t own music +So there was no theft +Music was a moment +And that was the only time +You’d ever hear that song played quite like that +For thousands of years +Music’d go in your ears +And the memory of the sound was all that was left +But clever humans +You just couldn’t take it +You had to go and make it complicated +With your acetate +With your magnetic tape +With your lasers and 1s and 0s +You just couldn’t wait +To lock it dow +Lock down +Copyright into the ground +Box it up and conceal it +Where nobody can steal it +Where nobody can feel it +I sing for my supper +I sing because I love it +And just because I can have fun with it +I want you to have this song +And if you want to sing along +I want you to take this tune and run with it +I try not to shout +But I want to be heard +I try to be the best citizen I can be +So when I open up my mouth +And the sound comes tumbling out +I capture it only so I can set it free +I don’t want to +Lock it down +Won’t lock it down +If you like the sound +It is yours, you can keep it +What I sow you reap it +If this somehow piques your interest +Well then please be my guest +Take it change it make it yours" +You left the other arm You,"left the bedroom caked in mud Your +boots and lovin’ gone Can +you hear that? Can +you hear that? That’s +the sound of a washcloth boiling You +left your best dress hanging so conspicuous dangling +over a fire Baby +come down, baby come down where you ought +to be Said +baby come down, baby come down where you +ought to be Please +don’t think it gets to me, your lilacs +made of steel Or +your mirror that suggests to me some secret +you conceal In +the twilight, in the twilight I can make +out your figure standing Carrying +a picket sign, hand crafted and designed especially +to piss me off It +said: Baby +come down, baby come down where you ought +to be Baby +come down, baby come down where you ought +to be Come +down, baby come down, baby come down, come +down, baby come down You +put your coat on over mine, get into +the car What +you offer me I must decline It’s +all just too bizarre Did +you think that I wouldn’t notice? That +I somehow couldn’t handle it? I left the +shelf stocked, left you in the airlock, ready +to fly into space So +baby come down, baby come down where you +ought to be Said +baby come down, baby come down where you +ought to be Baby +come down, baby come down where you ought +to be Said +baby come down, baby come down where you +ought to be" +"Me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me,","me, me, me, me, me, me? Coins, +Meme coins? Meme +coins, Meme +coins? Mine +culture? It's +about the future? Get +away with murder? Stupider, +don't matter? Gon +even higher number? Tell +your mother? Stupider +the better? Meme +coins, Meme +coins? Meme +coins, Meme +coins, Meme +coins, Meme +coins? Meme +coins? Meme +coins, Meme +coins? You've +got the hunger? You're +a big man hunter? What +will you discover? Stupider +the better? It's +a hiding culture? You +never touched her in a vibrant color? Stupider +the better?" +You lunkhead,"You dunce +If I told you a million times +I told you once +You dumbbell +You crook +You steal and then you lie about what you took +This ain’t overrrr +It’s not overrrr +No no no +You street rat +You punk +You pile of goo +You slimey puddle of gunk +You n’er do well +You knave +From a burning building +You I would not save +And this ain’t overrrr +It ain’t overrrrrr +No no no +You clot hole +You lout +Don’t look at me +Like you don’t know what this is about +You jolthead +You nit +You smell like a wet dog +And your clothes don’t fit +This ain’t overrrrr +This ain’t overrrrrr +No no +You ham-fist +You fluke +You got no facts with which you can rebuke +You weasel +You pox +It’s a plague on my ears +When you open your mouth to talk +So this ain’t overrrr +This ain’t overrrr +No no no +No no no" +Elon Musk,"Has an idea +He wants to get you +From there to here +Elon Musk +Has got a plan +But he can't make it +Cause he's just one man +Tell me who will build it? +The hyper loop +concorde and rail gun and air hockey table +I hope someone builds it, as soon as they're able +Elon Musk is a busy guy +He's busy with Tesla and SpaceX oh my +I wanna hike in the Red Wood trees +and sleep back in my apartment in NYC +I wanna visit my friends in LA +And come straight back to new york citay +I'm writing this song for Elon Musk +While the new day dawns the old day dusks +Magnets and air and impossible dreams +Tell us Elon what it all means" +Otter Things,"4 - You’ll +find sweet sleep as a discovery is made +at a transfer station and our sleep squad +listens on a giant ear. We +rode the giant ear into the station There +were storks on the job and frogs on +vacation We +got turned around and we found ourselves lost +lost lost lost We +tried one door we must have tried thirty +The paint was peeling and it was musty +and dirty Finally +we came to a river that had to +be crossed The +river has to be crossed We +didn’t have a bridge and we didn’t have +a boat We +had our giant ear but it had a +hole in it so Some +of us would sink and some of us +would float float float float So +the little ones climbed on the big one’s +backs We +were timid at first but soon we relaxed +And across that mighty transfer station river we +did go go go" +and she always cuts the grass,"Her jaw get sore but she ignores it +For the grass needs cutting alas +wolves in the forest howl +owls in the forest hoot +but to the rabbit the wolves and owls +barely constitute +but a minor distraction +because the real action +is in the songs that the rabbit sings +to the blue birds wings +as the golden rings +of the sun start setting +and the forest blue +is part of me and you +and the rabbit too +set course with the heading +for the dark blue forest +on the way to better better +always everything is growing +of you +there's a rabbit in the dark blue forest +and she always gets away +from the owls and the wolves with their chorus +of come and be our dinner today +look inside your heart and tug it +you will see a rabbit there +under every rock a bug, it's +a scary little piece of spare +parts for the machine +but the real meaning" +Have you found the road you're walking Do,"you remember Have +you forgotten Do +you know what we are looking for In +the faces of the people at your door +No no no Do +you see the colors and light Have +you forgotten how to fly Do +you have trouble sleeping at night Oh +no no no oh no no no Once +I was a lion tamer with the C +left And +I found my purpose Do +you see what I see in the sky +and the clouds will never be Do +you know what I know about which way +this world goes No +no Will +you ever cut the pieces left behind by +the people you thought you could rely on +Until they just were up and down No +no no no no no no no no +no no" +cause they don't seem to keep me safe,"They scan me with their x ray +then laugh at me when i'm at my gate +and if i refuse to show them my penis +then they insist on groping me +g-g-g-groping me +and if i refuse them groping me +then they'll treat me like a detainee +d-d-detainee +i don't like the tsa +taking off my shoes doesn't keep me safe +they scan me with their x ray +or they grope me which is no ok +don't get me wrong +this isn't about the agents +they're just doing their jobs +this is about the policies +and companies who are profiting +and i question the safety +of the bombardment with X-ray +maybe the government's tests +we're quite so accurate +they say the dose is .02 +microseiverts but how much is +deposited in the skin" +I’ve got food poisoning for the 3rd time,"in my life I had it just over +a year ago and so I know what +it’s like I don’t like it I don’t +want it Please +food poisoning go away" +Limited space,"Limited days +Limited time +In a limited mind +Limited love +There will never be enough +Limited esteem +From my heart to my dreams +I’m stuck in this limited view +I can’t see the future so I don’t know what to do +Options are endless but my choices are few +It’s hard to know what’s true +Limited words +For me to write +Limited luck +Riding with me tonight +Limited will +To do what I should +Limited compassion +To do good +I am boxed in by my limited view +I can’t see the future so I don’t know what to do +Options are endless but my choices are few +At least it’s the same for you +Limited life +Taking limited chances +Asking limitedly +To get limited answers +Limited blood +In a limited vein +Limited neurons +In your brain" +He’s going to the supermarket now,"Gonna get a can of beans +Head out on the open road +He’ll find out what it all means +He gets stuck in the automatic doors +The greeter stops him for a chat +The aisles seem to close in around him +All the soda that he purchases is flat +And as he’s getting in his car +woman stops him for the time +She looks like someone from a dream +Was the dream yours or mine +He looks at his watch but sees +The numbers have turned to ghosts +With horns coming from their heads +And a song coming from their throats +It sounds like" +"Sports, oh yeah basketball I use it because","you’re naïve if you don’t see The +national full court press that’s picking away right +now… good point guard DRIVES +Through a full court press Protecting +the ball Keeping +her eye on the basket She +knows exactly when to pass the ball So +the team can win! And +I’m doing that! Keeping +our eye on the ball That +represents sound priorities Smaller +government Energy +independence And +national security And +freedom! And +I know when it’s time to pass the +ball For +victory I have given my reasons candidly and +truthfully I don’t want to disappoint anyone with +my decision All +I ask is you trust me with this +decision But +it’s no more “politics as usual”. Some +Alaskans don’t mind wasting public dollars and state +time But +I do…. I cannot stand here as your +governor and allow millions of our dollars to +go to waste Just +so I can hold the title of governor +And my children wont allow it either Finally +polling the most important people in my life +My children… Where +the count was unanimous Well, +In response to asking: “Want me to make +a positive difference, and fight for all children’s +futures from outside the governor’s office?” it was +four yeses and one HELL +YEAH The +HELL YEAH +sealed it And +someday I think I’ll +talk about it The +details of that… I think much of it +had to do with the kids Seeing +their baby brother Trig +Mocked by some pretty mean spirited adults recently. +Um, by the way sure wish folks would +ever, ever understand That +we could all learn so much from someone +like Trig +(And that’s why I’m +resigning)" +"Doo, da-da diamonds Doo,","da-da diamonds Doo, +da-da diamonds Doo, +da-da diamonds Doo, +da-da diamonds I it's anybody's business nobody's business, +but it mine. You +can't have it both ways You +can't have it on the telephone da da +da da da da da da da da +da da da da da da da da +da da da da da da da da +da da da-da-down-da-down-down-down-down" +"and now it's done, done, done","Time Racer oh Time Racer +you and I are gonna have some fun +Let's go into the future +When my sentence up +I wanna travel the stars +In a futuristic space ship" +Wild turkeys in the woods,"Gobble gobble +Looking for food +Their ancestors were dinosaurs +Until a big rock crashed +And the earth went “boom” +If the dinosaurs hadn't gone extinct +Would we be talking birds? +Would I see these turkeys as my cousins +Gobble gobble words +When humans finally go extinct +Who will be next to sit +In the chair of self-aware +The pit of consciousness +Oh +Turkeys in the woods +Instinct tells the turkeys +To run away from me +But I just wanna take their pictures +To use it in my song a day +Turkeys in the woods +Turkeys in the woods" +Love yourself,"No matter the cost +But if you hate yourself +Not all is lost +I was an ant +You were a god +I rode around +In your pocket +Strip mine +Your soul and I +Will do the same +Until we die +Cross a bridge +Made of grass +Tie me up +With pendacrast +Soak the city +Underneath +You keep time +I’ll supply the beat +Host a party +For the ghosts +Who live with us +In tiny boats +Raise awareness +In shiny tights +Of the beautiful +City lights +Supermarket +Basket case +Watermelons +All give chase +Now the time +Has come to go +I know nothing +This much I know" +Well I just finished watching Buffy,"Seven seasons over two years Joss +he's such a genius So +funny and sincere And +out of all the characters and the many +arcs they plot there's one man that stood +out for me who ties me up in +knots And +that Spike +He started out so silly Oh +that Spike +His story really moved me He +loves her so completely And +his faith in her is all he needs +to endure the torment of having that damn +soul And +I know how that feels Spike +is the Brian +Krakow of the Buffy +universe He's +the one that she should be with And +that is why it hurts And +it's hard to get close to someone as +a human being should know And +so it's so badass to watch a vampire +get vulnerable and close like Spike +Well he started out so silly Spike +But then his story really moved me He +loves her so completely that his faith in +her is all he needs to endure the +torment of having that damn soul And +I know how that feels As +I very well know how that feels oh +Spike" +I found myself in the backyard I threw,"that frog I threw it so so far +Until I found myself up in the crab +apple tree Looking +like you I was looking like me they +told me I couldn't be a fairy they +told me that I wasn't married and I +found myself on the back back of a +wheel Looking +down on the countryside Looking +down on the countryside oh looking down on +the countryside Looking +down on the countryside My +find my fun my fun myself My +fun My +fun My +fun myself I didn't know what I was +supposed to do Back +in the class I was looking at you +and you were looking at me and we +were looking towards the future I was looking +at you But +I didn't know who I was who I +was who I was who I was was +was was who I was was was who +I was I didn't know didn't know didn't +know who I was My +baby I didn't know who I was Back +of the class There +I was again didn't know where it began +didn't know where it would end But +I was looking at all those frogs that +I had thrown from the grass Crab +apple tree look at apple tree" +I'd like to live for 500 years or,"more I'd +like to live for 500 years or more +if I could live for for 500 years +I'd start right now getting over my fears +if I could only live for 500 years +if there's an accident please resuscitate me if +there's ever an accident I want you to +resuscitate me Nobody +knows what the future holds it could be +so so so great so if there's an +accident please resuscitate me Cause +I'd like to live for 500 years or +more I'd +like to live for 500 years or more +if I could live for 500 years I'd +start right now getting over my fears if +I could only live for 500 years I +wish my grandma could have met my only +son I wish my grandmother could have met +my brand new son I wish my grandma +could have met my son maybe while he +was coming and she was leaving oh I +wish my grandma could have been my son +so I want to live for 500 years +I want to live for 500 years I +want to Live +for 500 years I'd +start right now getting over my fears if +I could only live 500 years" +La la la la la la la la,"la la la la la la la la +la la la la la la la la +la la la la la la la la +la la la la la la la la +la la la la Your +turn Do +do do do do do do do do +do do do La +la la la la la la la la +la la la la la la la la +la la la la la la la la +la la la la la la la la +la la la la la la la la +la la la the sun is out but +it's very cold It's +so cold and it's so cold it's colder +than Antarctica +in Chicago +Mama Mama +Mama Mama +Ma Pippi's +calling for her mama but she shut the +door behind her It's +so cold It's +so cold Papa +Yeah First +can I open that door La +la la la la la la la Please +don't touch that La +la la la la la la la Please +don't touch that La +la la la la la Please +don't Please +don't touch that Don't +Sen Will +you want to sing some words or just +jush Um +I sing some words sometimes Yeah +Why don't you sing some words Why +don't you sing about what you did in +school today There's +two video cameras We +go to school early Now +it's my turn And +the song is done Yay +Is that Can +we do it What +is that That's +the end of that song That's +the end of our song for the" +From the still born baby to the man,"full grown I hate being alone, it drives +me totally nuts I hate it down in +my bones, I hate it down in my +guts And +I hate being alone I used to make +my mom call my friends on the telephone +Sometimes no one was free But +then it would be just me me me +me me I hate being alone I hate +being alone I hate being alone I hate +being alone Being +alone, being alone, being alone Everybody +dies alone But +the consequences of this might be slightly overblown +Modern science doesn’t know and religion, just forget +it Nobody +knows where you go and then you breathe +your final breath and it means No +one knows where you go Could +be a big empty room or a loud, +crowded rock show You +die alone, oh yes But +a second after that is anyone’s guess I +hate being alone I hate being alone I +hate being alone I hate being alone Being +alone, being alone, being alone Some +people are comfortable seeing movies by themselves Or +going to restaurant “table for one” they don’t +need anyone else They’re +fine just watching tv, or drinking a beer +at home I thought it would go away, +but the world has shown That +people come and they go and I hate +being alone And +I hate being alone I used to make +my mom call my friends on the telephone +Sometimes no one was free But +then it would be just me me me +me me I hate being alone I hate +being alone I hate being alone I hate +being alone Being +alone, being alone, being alone" +effortlessly and magically,"converting your tin cans into pure gold +Amateurs +I'm tired of pretending like my life +isn't perfect and bitchin' +and winning every second +trolls and fools +I am battle tested bayonets +i got poetry in my fingertips +you can't process me with a normal brain +Dying is for fools. +i'm tired of pretending like i'm not +special like i'm not +a bitchin rockstar from mars +I'm still alive, which is pretty cool. +Resentments are the rocket fuel +that lives in the tip of my saber. +CBS picked a fight with a warlock +i have tiger's blood adonis dna +i wanted to watch jaws +on the ocean in the dark and be afraid +I am battle tested bayonets +i got poetry in my fingertips +you can't process me with a normal brain +Dying is for fools. +i'm tired of pretending like i'm not +special like i'm not +a bitchin rockstar from mars +I'm still alive, which is pretty cool. +Charlie Sheen wake up from your dream +come back to us we don't know where you're going +Charlie Sheen we love you don't be mean +let your freak flag fly but maybe not so high" +Burn this thing bow your knee Heat,"Eat COVID +19 burn this thing Bow +your knee Peak +open banking window strong the wind of law +and you'll never be back Learn +this thing Now +you are need eat eat COVID +19 burn this thing Now +your knees Eat +eat Open +dancing I'm +covered in Jesus +blood I'm +covered in Jesus +I'm covered in Jesus +blood I'm +covered in Jesus +flesh sin earth is things Earn +this thing Jesus +earn his name You +fall your face in the name of you +are destroyed forever Ion +you the window and you'll never be back +Burn this thing bow your knee Heat +heat COVID +19 burn this thing bow your knee Eat +eat COVID +19 burn this thing Bow +your knee Beat +eat COVID +19 burn this thing bow your knee Beat +eat over jamboardation" +Your mom and dad were very brave,"Each in a very different way +It’s all about choices that you make +Day to day +Know that they’d be proud of you +If you stand tall in the things you do +Protect those that need protecting too +Through and through +Edward I wish you could have known +The great witch and wizard who loved you so +I’m sorry that they had to go +Into the great beyond +They died fighting for what is right +But they’re with you every day and night +When you stand and when you fight +That’s Tonks and that’s Remus +In your blood +Your dad knew about sacrifice +He felt it every day of his life +He do anything for wizard kind +And for humanity +Your mom was tough as nails and she +Took pride in a style so free +I know that she’d want you to be +Free to be you too +So don’t cry for the parents who are gone +The world needs you and your wand +Sing with me this remembrance song +It goes on and on +Someday you’ll see them again +We’ll hold you up everyday till then +You can always rely on your friends +Just count to ten" +Here it comes,"There it goes +Wearing brightly +Colored clothes +But it smells +Like something old +Frayed at the edges +Been bought and sold +Standing still +And menacing +You can't approach +All hesitant +Breathe goes in +Rattling out +An array of choices +Too many to count +Shoulders hunched +Beautiful face +Pulled so taut +All lines erased +You speak it's name +And it dissipates +The rain falls +The silence breaks" +They've commandeered the tanks and planes,"The taxi cabs and checkout isles +They've set up shop in the financial markets +They're practicing they're grimaces and smiles +Robots are taking over the world +They're skipping rope and barbecuing +They're drinking scotch and gossiping +They've learned to laugh and emote +They've learned to dream and learned to sing" +I refuse to believe,"WE can’t have what we want +If we really wanted it +We’d have it right now +Now we shake in my boots +At the thought of taking it +but that’s the way they making it +We gotta learn how +To stand up +Cuz the future’s coming +Get up +Cuz the future is here +Many smart people say +No you’ve just got to wait +They take measurments +Say it’s all all right +But their tools are outta whack +They don’t know what to measure for +So they’re missing the big picture +And soon it’ll be too late +To stand up +Cuz the future’s coming +Get up +Cuz the future is here +I refuse to believe +WE can’t have what we want +If we really wanted it +We’d have it right now" +Don't turn on the light,"Don't tune your guitar +Stay exactly where and when you are +Because it's one day +That you can count on +Yeah that +Sunday +It's a +Sunday concern +Don't worry about it +Don't leave your place +Don't think that you have time to waste +Cause it's the one day +You can count on +It's a +Sunday kind of song +Just make it up as you go along +You've had enough fighting +Fighting strong +Cause it's the one day +You can get by +Yeah that's the +Sunday +You don't even have to try +Yeah that's the +Sunday +You don't even ask why +Life +Yeah that's the +Sunday +And you don't have to cry" +Three square meals a day,"But all I can think about +Finding some real food +some real flesh +none of this frozen crap i want it fresh" +I'm worried about health insurance for my family,"I'm worried about how expensive it's gonna be +All the CO +payments and deductibles Insurance +makes me go out of my skull But +seriously it's gonna be tough Two +kids adults It's +gonna be so rough We +already spend 11000 or so a year out +of our own pocket and that's bound to +go up Tell +me what be enough for We +can get Medicare +for every man woman and child It +would be so lovely What's +it going to take" +Cold is finally coming so I sit down,"with my sweatshirt on to do my song +and the world's on fire But +I'm feeling kind of chilly and I'm +so hopeless what can I do What +can I do What +can I do What +can I do There's +a pink moon rising in the horizon over +the trees in the sky and I got +nothing but admiration for you guys what can +I do What +can I do What +can I do The +cold is finally coming and I'm +out here running on empty once again and +I feel so dumb sometimes Feel +so numb Sometimes +I feel like when am I gonna know +what to do When +am I gonna know what to do do +what to do What +to do Don't +count me out Cause +I won't be dead I don't think for +some years but if by chance I do +my final dance I hope that you be +right here and say what did he do +What did he do What +did he do What +did he do What +did he do What +did he do" +Betsy Devos will destroy,"Public education +Instead of expanding it +She’s aiming for decimation +We wanted public college free +For all Americans +Now it’s going to be pay to play +From 12 grade to Kindergarten +It’s easier to destroy things +Than it is to build them +Easier to empty schools +Than it is to fill them +Betsy is a billionaire +Never worked a day in her life +She doesn’t care about anyone +Except those that are like her" +"Well, the number of things that make life worth living","Are few and far between +I'm not talking about money and drugs +And other such so fleeting +There are just a couple when you get right down to it +The reasons that we are here +Love is one +Friendship is another +And family is the third my dear +Oh, friendship is magic +Don't laugh cause it's the truth +Chemicals in my brain and yours +Magic backed by proof +And love is powerful +It can fix the world at once +If everybody fell in love tomorrow +We'd all still stand a chance +What do you do to make your life worth living? +Putting other people down +Do you go home then to your wife and kids +And pretend you have the higher ground? +Open your heart and let the magic in +Don't try to keep it all at bay +If these words are just to trite for you +Listen to the ukulele" +The oculus rift is the real deal,"It cast a magical spell +The magic belonged to all of us +At least that's how it felt +I wanted to buy an oculus rift +But now I want to puke +IBM just bought Apple +The emperor just bought Luke +Yes you can scale it faster +Yes you can reduce some risk +Yes it may be easier +But no we don't wanna use it like this +Oculus rift meant independent +Time I spent on it would be mine +Facebook means you see what I see +You tag and track me no privacy +Oculus meant the future of games +Powered by the people and the people remain +Facebook means the hardware’s free +But it’s ad supported with no privacy +Oculus was the dream come true +And now the dream is tainted +As if millions of voices suddenly cried out +And said we’re not gonna take it +The news hit like a ton of bricks +And it still seems so absurd +I can’t fathom John Carmack +Working under Zuckerberg +We wanted to throw money at you +We wanted to watch you grow +We wanted this dream to come true +But now we don't" +I haven't eaten for a thousand years,"I've cried a thousand blood red tears +And i've wished I would die +The tears fall and stain my feet +Then I faint and hit the cold concrete +I wake up and I'm still alive +And the days go by +It's a curse, it's a curse +And it's ten times worse +When they carried you out +In the big black hearse +And of course and of course +The pale veiled maker +Fed you the source but she made a mistake with you +I'm so lonely +I haven't loved for a thousand years +Shunned by my people with a thousand jeers +They just turn me away +I've wandered far and I've learned much +But all I want is to feel her touch +To be reminded of better days +When I was okay +I'm ashamed +vampire afraid of blood +It's a bad joke in a comedy club +It's a movie plot +Maybe I should write it down +sell the rights and skip town +Build a space ship and make a straight shot +For some galactic parking lot" +The,"GOP are master thieves +They still see only +Supreme +Core +Core +Core +Core +Core +Core +Core core core +On the +Supreme +Court it didn't belong to him +He stole it from +America +They're master thieves +They stole a seat on the +Supreme +Court and there's nothing now that we can do +It's a lifetime appointment +So +I don't know about you but +I'm feeling pretty bad +Cause he stands up for the corporation fat cats" +Gondola knocks,"At attention the good ship stands +Ready to split river dance +Queen of the Mississippi they said +But some crowns too heavy for a head +and +One two three times +Gondola Knocks +Four five six times +Gondola Knocks +Into the whirlpool we all must go +One way or another you know +When the captain raises her fist +Stare down into that abyss" +The taste of human ingenuity is on my,"lips The +stench the waste the sound the ground this +place is well equipped To +drive me crazy To +drive me crazy x 3 To +drive me crazy To +drive me crazy a blast of heat from +nowhere and blast of air to match the +street is bleeding tar drip drip the city +cymbals crash straight and narrow lines i barely +have the time to brake no easy curve +or softest word to curb the breath i +take the undulating earth beneath your feet is +never felt the scary feeling so binary is +forcing you to melt another inch another bridge +the water black and thick pungent power rotting +sour corpse and oil slick i find the +hole where I belong and hide there in +the deep i back and forth attack the +dark and sing myself to sleep i drive +me crazy" +Welcome to the end,"We’re so glad you’re here +Poets have predicted +For lo, a thousand years +Now the fog is clearing +Stare death in the face +Everything is right +In it’s proper place +The purpose of a system is what it does x2 +Just like the birdies in spring +Are sure to come sing +These fuckers will cling +To power +No matter the cost +The rubicon crossed +Democracy lost +To cowards +Welcome to the end +It’s all led to this +We’re out of excuses +Unclench your fists +All the pain you feel +Will be magnified +By the grinding wheels +On the other side" +I’m the first to admit I made a lot of mistakes,"Like the time I accidentally sold my bored ape +But I also made +3 million dollars +Selling song a day +13 years of work +And I didn’t cash out, like everyone said I should +And now I’m poor +And now I’m poor +When I sold the Ape, I bought another one +Now I’m selling that one, on purpose this time +Cuz my wife is having +Panic attacks +We need to pay our bills +And stuff like that +We should have just cashed out like everyone said we should" +I got nobody to tell me what to do,"Ain't that every boy's dream? +Here I am standing right in front of you +Why can't you see? +Why can't you see me? +No Why can't you see? +Why can't you see me? +Why can't you see? +Why can't you see me? +I got nobody in a ghost in a unicorn +I got nobody in a horse +Once you found me lying in a bed of corn +Then an overhead came a horse he said +Why can't, why can't you see me? +Why can't, why can't you see me? +I got nobody telling me what to do +I got nobody holding my hand +I got nobody pointing me in the right direction +To the promised land, into the promised land +Ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba +Ba, ba, ba, bo, bo, bo +Ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba +Ba, ba, ba, bo, bo, bo +Bo, bo, bo +I got nobody to pull the rug out +From underneath my little toes +I got nobody to pull the rug out +And make me hold on back to my nose like +Why can't you see me? +Why can't you see me? +Nobody will tell you what I will +Nobody can hold you down +Nobody can take out the garbage +With a little bit of stepping out the crown +Why don't, why don't you see me? +Why don't, why don't you see me? +Why don't, why don't you see me? +Why don't you see me now? +Double down, double down, double down, double down +I got nobody telling me what to do +Ain't that every boy's dream? +Here I am right in front of you +Why can't you see, why can't you see me? +Why, why can't you see, why can't you see me? +Why can't you, why can't you see me? +Why can't, why can't you see me? +Why can't you see, why can't you see me? +Can you see?" +Hey AOL,"What the hell are you doing? +Is there part of the Internet that you don’t wanna ruin +Sure Arrington’s a jerk +But he’s our jerk +Damnit +TechCrunch without him +Well it just won’t work, hey +Hey Arriana, +You’re a real smart lady +But some parts of your business +Well they seem kinda shady +From unpaid bloggers +Now you’re firing Mike +You just can’t fire someone you don’t like +Well we don’t read TechCrunch +For its high moral standards +We read it for the drama +And M.G. Siegeler’s reporting +Yeah, Arrington’s a jerk +But he’s our jerk +Damnit +You can’t have the original Enterprise +Without Captain Kirk +Just like I don’t read the Huffington Post +To find out the news +No I read it for the cute cat videos +And I read it for the booze, oh +All good websites have certain things that we like +And Eric Schoenfeld’s great, but see +He’s not Mike +When you hook up with AOL +I guess you buy into their business plan +Blogging on an assembly line +Just empty words to be packaged, and +No regard for the quality +And no regard for personality +Just autoamatons punching keys +But I was real people and ideas +Sometimes conflicted and messy +That’s what real people writing freeee +Whatever you say about Arrington +And his conflicts of interest +Man, at least he speaks his mind +No matter the consequences, oh +Hey AOL +What the hell are you doing? +Is there any part of the Internet +That you don’t wanna ruin +Please stop buying things that +I like to read +Especially sites you don’t understand +And you don’t need +Ohh yeah" +Article 3 says of the constitution says Congress,"can decide All +the ins and outs of how the Supreme +Court should be organized So +the Judiciary +Act of 1789 Put +6 dudes up on the bench till the +retired or they died That’s +not a random number no nothing of the +sort It +had to do with the 13 lower federal +courts Fast +forward 11 years in 18 double zero The +first Supreme +Court hullabaloo broke out, oh no John +Adams lost to Jefferson +and in the lame duck session he Replaced +the retiring Chief +Justice with his own pick, so petty But +Adams wrath at losing meant he wasn’t done +He and his buddies in congress, decreased the +justices by one Let’s +jump up now 60 years we’re in the +middle of the civil war The +country had been growing and so too had +the court 9 justices told Dred +Scott that he was still a slave And +with the help of congress, Lincoln +told the court, no way They +added a tenth justice and it was done +explicitly To +get the courts in line with states saying +no to slavery Three +branches of government Each +meant to keep in check The +other two branches if and when They +get out of step Then +the racist Andrew +Jackson came and started to undo All +of Lincoln’s +progress and congress said fuck you So +they cut the number of justices all the +way to 7 from ten To +make sure Johnson +couldn’t fill a seat that was vacant To +Johnson they said no way, but to Grant +they said, you’re fine So +when Ulysses +took the office, the court went back to +nine So +now I hope that you can see that +the court has been Used +by politicians to get what they want and +when Mitch +McConnell is an asshole but he did as +John Adams +did So +now it’s up to the Democrats +to use that power again Because +the right to choose, the right to marry, +the right to vote are all Right +now on the chopping block, give your senators +a call" +"Fire engine red, whoooa","Fire engine red +Fire engine red +Pantone 185 +Fiercely independent, full of vigor and drive +If you got a fire, then we’ll put it out +Cuz we got the extinguisher +Cuz we’re fire engine red +Fire engine red +Fire engine red +Fire engine red +We’re cheaper and nicer and we have better software +Than any of our competitors, oh yeah +We’re not trying to brag +We’re just stating the facts +When it comes to admissions, we’re completely badass +Fire engine red +Start small, think big +Start a fire on your first day of college +Start small, think big +Don’t take no for an answer +Start small, think big +Put out the fire with your fire engine +Start small, think big +Just do what needs to be done +Cuz you’re fire engine red +You’re fire engine red +Fire engine red +Fire engine red +You’re fire engine red +Yeah, you’re fire engine red +Ohh, fire engine red +You’re fire engine red" +Do the work. Make,"the call. That +is all. You +gotta do the work. Make +the call. That +is all. That +is all. That +is all. You +gotta do. Do +the work. Make +the call. That +is all. You +gotta do. You +gotta do. You +gotta do. Gotta +do. You +gotta do. You +gotta do. You +gotta do. You +gotta do. Ooh +ooh. Ooh +ooh. musimyригigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigiigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigig" +"Do I contradict myself? Okay,","I contradict myself I can fall on my +face without your help Slippery +slope in the bubble Sometimes +in and sometimes out I feel quiet but +I wanna shout I can contradict myself Smooth +and full of stubble I'm +in trouble, trouble, trouble Now +I'm in trouble, trouble, trouble Now +I'm in trouble, trouble, trouble Now +I'm in trouble, oh Bitcoins +up when the dollar's down I can't seem +to be here enough Punch +me twice and I'm +no doubt And +then I'm +seeing double I can't stop buying things I +don't want I need to get rid of +the stuff I got That's +how I contradict myself Buried +in the rubble And +we're in trouble, trouble, trouble We're +in trouble, trouble, trouble Bitcoins +up when the dollar's down We're +in trouble, oh We're +in trouble in ways we don't even know +Everything we take for granted Bought +out of soul I'm +in trouble because tomorrow could be my last +Every day is full of poison gas Do +I contradict myself? Okay, +I contradict myself I can do that without +your help Slippery +slope in the bubble Sometimes +in and sometimes out I feel quiet but +I want a shout I can't contradict myself +Smooth and full of stubble And +I'm in trouble, trouble, trouble I'm +in trouble, trouble, trouble And +I'm in trouble, trouble, trouble And +I'm in trouble" +Rows and rows of houses as far as,"I can see +I dream of open space where +I can be free +I've been wandering so long how long +Nobody know +I wish only for a friend to come with to me when +I go +When +I go +When +I go don't be afraid +Where did you come from +Outer space +Here" +Time melts,"Like Salvador Dali predicted +Particles that travel faster than the speed of light +And now, Einstein is gone +What science doesn’t know, they can’t get wrong +I will fade when I die +And so will you +It’s only time +And it’s only time +The universe’s bodily functions can’t control +Stars blow up and fall into each other +Black holes suck up everything that gets too close +Matter decomposes +Models strike their poses +Atoms dance a jiggle +Babies crawl and wiggle +But I will fade, when I die +And so will you +It’s only time +It’s only time +The universe’s bodily functions +It can’t control +There’s no such thing as objectively speaking +One universe as impenetrable as another’s leaking +You can’ define a world by science alone +Because we’ll never know enough +To outweigh the unknown +Life brings order to all this randomness +My brain sees patterns that don’t exist +I write a song every single day +It’s in my nature to want it to be that way +But I will fade +When I die +And so will you +But it’s only time +It’s only time +The universe’s bodily functions +It can’t control" +If you’re quiet you’re losing,"If you’re big you are winning +Who do you listen to +When it comes to ambition +The voice in your head or +thought leader that’s spinning +Does it make you feel bad or +Maybe blurring your vision +Fuck that noise +It’s smug little poison +Cover your ears +And don’t let the noise in +Get up in the morning +And do what you can do +Don’t sacrifice +What life wants to hand you +The attention is money +And the rich will get richer +It would be funny +If we weren’t under pressure +The human condition +Has become quite a mess here +At the end of an era +No one knows what their doin" +Never say you're sorry or admit defeat,"Never take the shoes off of your feet +Open up the doors and the windows too +Let all of the air fly out of you +Cause +I got a feeling you don't know what you're doing +Yeah +I got a feeling you don't know what you're doing +Out on the fire escape +I can find my way down to the ground +Where the words and the sounds all make me jump +And +I sing and +I can do anything +Don't let it go +Don't let it go +Don't let it go +Don't let it go" +Can you smile in the grocery line,"When you’re high on life and low on time? +Can you remember New Years eve +Way back in 1993? +When I turn out the lights +I forget who I am, again +Is this my life? +Here at the crumbling end +I was standing across the street +Every single squirrel was staring at me +You could see the surprise +On my face cuz there was love in their eyes +Voices from the closet came +Spirits stuck in time and pain +Every tree and every rock +Wakes up ready to go for a walk" +This is Tammy Christine Brumm and she is dying,"She needs a kidney transplant soon +Type O or type B from a live donor +All her friends have tested +But their blood wouldn't do +She's got two boys they are both in high school +She's been married for 16 years +Her brother's getting tested but they have different fathers +So it's 50/50 whether he'll match so i'm asking here +Tammy needs a kidney +Tammy needs a kidney +Can you maybe give her +Give her your kidney +I'm not sure how it works +But there's a link in the description +Click on that +And please give her your kidney" +In the deep dark depths of outer space,"There’s a creature that is wandering all over the place +And doesn't know where he came from +And doesn't know where he’s been +Sort of consciousness that lives in the moment +After a long time wandering +How long we will never know +The creature got as far as he can go +At the edge of the universe his consciousness expands +The creature starts to fall and the creature understands +As he becomes aware of his possibilities +And the overwhelming emptiness as far as he can see +But he deems himself all around it big and small +The dark he calls space and himself he calls Fall +Alone with his nannies he found utter loneliness +The desire for a friend and some companionship +So he starts to make sounds +He's calling out all directions now +And he hears nothing back he starts getting desperate +day not long from now +Fall will hear an answer back +An old TV program will pierce the black +Excited and amazed he will start heading for it +He is not afraid of anything he will start to explore it" +Everyday I miss you when you’re gone,"And I’m so glad when you come home +Every day I see your smiling face +And the tantrums that you throw +All over the place +Everyday we do the same routine +Bath time then reading books in bed +Then you nurse and we brush your teeth +And then it’s time to rest your weary head +Everyday I go and drop you off +My day is filled with songs and all kinds of stuff +Then I go and pick you back up +It’s your great big soul that I love" +"For the first time in the world, we","succeeded in synthesizing the room-temperature superconductor working at +ambient pressure with a modified lead-apatite (LK-99) structure. +The superconductivity of LK-99 +is proved with the Critical +temperature Zero-resistivity, +Critical current Critical +magnetic field and the Meissner +effect. LK-99 +will change the world if it’s real this +time LK-99 +past and future dividing line The +superconductivity of LK-99 +originates from minute structural distortion by a slight +volume shrinkage, not external factors such as temperature +and pressure. The +shrinkage is caused by copper substitution of lead +ions in the insulating network of lead-phosphate and +it generates the stress. It +concurrently transfers to lead of the cylindrical column +resulting in distortion of the cylindrical column interface, +which creates superconducting quantum wells (SQWs) in the +interface. The +heat capacity results indicated that the new model +is suitable for explaining the superconductivity of LK-99. +The unique structure of LK-99 +that allows the minute distorted structure to be +maintained in the interfaces is the most important +factor that LK-99 +maintains and exhibits superconductivity at room temperatures and +ambient pressure." +My mom always carried gum in her purse,"She’d ask me if I wanted some +I was sitting in the back seat with a stomach ache +Yes I’d like some gum +The dirt roads were bumpy +It was half an hour back and forth from town +I chewed gum staring out the window +At the houses and fields and cows +Chewing gum in a small town" +"tweet about js drama, only","React could be replaced by something better +TypeScript is a very bad idea +I am looking for a React Developer +The most valuable thing request can do +for the JavaScript ecosystem is to go +bootstrap and jQuery, is this a smell? +I honestly don't know +javascript: +a perfectly useful and well-defined +mathematical concept now +ruined by VC funding +and a leaning tower of analogies +My issue with hooks is the learning +Exactly what a horse would say +JavaScript is the main cause for making websites +As usual, JavaScript has found a way +Prediction: +Someday web assembly +will be so popular +In case this wasn't already +obvious, 2019 is going to be +the year half of devs spend screaming" +I’m feeling worse today,"Than I did yesterday +I can’t really sing +Anyway +I’m drinking lots of tea +And trying to sleep +It’s hard when you have two kids" +Put a lot of effort into your life’s work,"Nobody else is gonna do it +Every time you try and it doesn’t work out +Some how you get through it +Everything you do can only build +You closer to where you’re gonna go +When the sun comes out chances are good +You were going that way anyway +My whims go far and my schemes fail hard +But I can’t tell the difference +So I keep my head down and focus my heart +On the core part of my mission +Even when it’s slow I take my time +Even when my head is pounding +I follow my nose and I always find +I was going that way anyway +She had a tattoo of piglet +And it said love few +Like some trust none +I wanna be Winnie The Pooh +I wanna trust you and you and you +Put a lot of effort where you need it the most +It’s hard to know exactly where +You will never know why you are alive +You’ll never know what is and isn’t fair +Everything you do can only build +You closer to where you’re gonna go +When the sun comes out chances are good +You were going that way anyway" +Play it funky,"Riding through Brooklyn +on my bike +I see an awful lot of things +that I don't like +It's other bikers +Riding dangerously +Without helmets on +It makes me angry +Put on your helmet +Put on your helmet +Put on your helmet please +You may think that you look like a dork +But I think you look sexy +Without a helmet you look like someone +Who doesn't give a damn +But I think giving a damn is awesome +Clap if you understand +They found the highs boson +And things will change +But you'll be dead +When you bash your brains +I know you think +You're invincible +But those cars are crazy +They don't see you there" +Call me kitty 19143,"I’ve still got the whole world +Laid out before me +Life keep trying to knock me off track +Mother nature hits me +I hit right back +My mama name is Crazy Cuddle +My dad’s known as Gen 9 +They met when she was waitressing +He was a day trader at the time +They fell in love too quick +And I was the consequence +They split even before I was born +Things got too intense +Crazy Cuddle, she blamed me +And so I set off alone +Living off scraps on the street +No family or home +Stowed away on a cruise ship +Caught in the stormy seas +Ended up in Tokyo +Where I got a bad case of the fleas +Made my way to India +Looking for the truth +Made friends with some monkeys +They said hoo hoo ha hoo hoo +With everywhere I’ve been +And everything I’ve seen +I realized there’s tons of kitties out there +But there’s only one me" +It’s a Yanny or Laurel kind of day,"Net Neutrality is almost saved +Without it, we couldn’t debate +The synthesized speech your computer makes +For the record, it’s Laurel I hear +I don’t even know how Yanny’s pronounced +Yawny or Yanny now I’m just making sounds +Call your representative +Tell em Yanny and Laurel +Want to save Net Neutrality +For a brighter tomorrow +Call your representative +And tell them the dress +Wants to save Net Neutrality +And to stop mess +Ing with our goddamn internet +I hear Laurel +That’s all I hear +I keep trying +To trick my ear +Yawny or Yanny" +I'm losing my,"I lose +I lose my voice +Cause a vomit came +Cause vomit came +And +I had no choice +When that bile in the spit and the bits of food +And the red gator rain came back up and +I threw up +It made my vocal cords go +I can't sing +I can't sing +I can't even bring myself to finish this song +Cause +I got no voice with what you sing +I got no voice with which to sing +I don't know +Cause +I'm losing +I'm losing my +I'm losing my voice +I'm losing my +I'm losing my voice baby +Oh yeah" +Jack says fuck you Tweet Bot,"Says I love you Alex Jones +Jack says fuck you cool bots +But he loves Nazi’s you know +For their history +There would be a shrine to 3rd parties +And a covenant to ensure API parity +Jack says fuck you to all of us +It’s like he wants us gone +Go ahead and hug your nazis +We’re heading to Mastadon" +We will puddle hop across dreams to a,"place where Scooter +can rest easy. We +puddle hop across the dreamscape And +all the frogs are saying no way They +all admire our puddle hopping ability On +the clouds, we drift away Drinking +no egg nog milkshakes Into +the sun, with our legs above our knees +Puddle hop Don’t +stop Then +we drop Into +the rainbow of love And +it’s enough To +make you wanna cry cry cry Puddle +hop across the city And +my lungs are feeling dirty I circle back +around and reset the dream Into +the broken skyway I find a hole and +slip away I get lost in your high +beams" +I'm a morning person,"Not a night person +I wake up early yet +Don't want your cigarette +I wake up in the morning +I don't stay up late at night +And if you try and make me +I will surely cry and cry +I'm a morning person +Not a night person +Just let me go to bed +Don't want your cigarette +I woke up this morning +And I had gone to bed too late +But I can't sleep past a certain time +So not I'm not feeling great" +Traveling,"Through the sky and all the clouds +Unraveling +All my fears and all my doubts +Getting to the bottom of a long since dormant notion +Over mountains over forests over islands in the ocean +Cowering +In the corner of my heart +Towering +Over feelings spread so far +Slipping through the cracks that have yet to fully sealed +Feeling all the feelings that I've blocked out with a shield +Practicing +For a new life coming on +Tactfully +I sit and write my daily song +I cannot represent my faith in what has passed +I cannot and I will not hang on until the last +I'm traveling +I'm traveling +x4" +Summer lives in California,"Cali lives in Montana +oh whoa They +known each other over a decade so far +away and now so close Summer +likes are alive from the very moment they +started talking the distance yeah it kind of +sucks but you got trains planes cars and +walking and so Summer +wants to go out and she don't care +if you're moving too fast Like +a freight train Summer +wants to go all in baby Goods +of the life is too short to be +waiting for love Waiting +for love Just +waiting for love Waiting +for love One +more time now Summer +wants to go out and she don't care +for moving too fast like a free train +Summer wants to go all in baby goo +Cause life is too short to be waiting +we're waiting for waiting for love Will +you be Summer's +girlfriend for love Will +you be Summer's +girlfriend for love Will +you be Summer's +girlfriend for love Will +you be Summer's +girlfriend right now" +I'm so sick ,"Some kind of stomach thing +That's all +That's all" +Life is always changing,"And often disappointing +But we must keep going +Because that is what we do +I am sorry to hear about Zayn +I’m not really even sure if that’s how you say his name +But you must be bummed +And I understand +But change is the only constant +So take it by the hand +And say yeah +The sun is always rising +The wind is always blowing +The universe is spinning +And it’s gonna be ok +When I was little +I loved New Kids On The Block +I liked to dance to them +I even had their xmas album +Then Jordan Knight left the band +And they broke up and I was sad +But now I see it was for the best" +It’s the disregard for human life,"It’s the framing of “dark” and “light” +It’s the machinations down below +It’s the blind faith in his own ego +I don’t know how else to say this +But Netanyahu ooooo this is all your fault +It’s the way he’s trying to rig the courts +It’s the way dissent gets lethal force +It’s the pogroms on the occupied +It’s the open calls for genocide +I don’t know how else to say it +But Netanyahu ooooo this is all your fault +Every single murdered Israeli +Every hostage in Gaza +Every murdered Palestinian +And political prisoner +It’s all your fault +You don’t want peace +Most powerful man +In the Middle East +The American Empire +On your side +You can do what you want +Even genocide +He protects himself at all costs +Even when it meant propping up Hamas +His whole government is Nazified +To dump a whole people in the Sinai +For the last 20 years +Netanyahu this is all your fault" +1 2 3 4 Happy,"are you feeling Happy +are you feeling low Which +way do you go Whoa +Happy are you feeling happy are you feeling +low Which +way do you go Which +way do you go When +you're walking down the street you're looking for +something good to eat like a hot dog +made out of a hot cat When +you're looking out the window and you see +a little bird he's so mad he's like +why Why +is it snowing Ins +heart Happy +are you happy How +you feeling Low +which way do you go Then +you're looking for something good to do with +your time not waste it like you always +do with crying You +just lay in your bed and you're crying +N Happy +Feeling happy Oh +you feeling low Which +way does it go Tell +me Feeling +happy" +"I don't want to live in an apartment, ","I don't want to live in an apartment, +I don't want to live in an apartment, +I just want to live in it togetherment, +I don't want to live in an apartment, +I don't want to live in an apartment, +Well I don't want to live in an apartment, +I'd much rather live in a togetherment, +Let's live in a togetherment, +everyone will have some fun, +Just you and me and you and you +will live there till the end, O +h I don't want to live in an apartment, +I don't want to live in an apartment, +I don't want to live in an apartment, +I want to live in a together man, +Yeah I want to live in a togetherment" +I’m of two minds about the headphone jack,"Half glad it’s gone and half want it back +I just know it’ll drive me mad +But I welcome the wireless future cuz wires are bad +Serial port +Floppy support +These were tough calls at the time +And cd dvd drives +Now it seems obvious and benign +I don’t miss firewire ports +Or flash on my phone +Although maybe apple went +little too far +With the MacBook One +But I’ve got four pairs of headphones +Cuz I’m constantly losing them +I just know those little tiny AirPods +Will be gone fore I count to ten +But then again when I’m cleaning the kitchen +And my headphones get yanked out +Of my ears, cuz they got caught on a drawer +It literally makes me shout +I’m of two minds about the headphone jack +Half glad it’s gone and half want it back +I just know it’ll drive me mad +But I welcome the wireless future cuz wires are bad +I know that we’ll all get used it +I know i had to happen eventually +It may feel oppressive now +But it’s actually setting us free +Let’s say +you want to use some +old fashioned headphones +But also your battery’s running low +You gotta plug in a dongle +To another dongle +That’s the double dongle dance don’t you know?" +Let’s hit the road again,"Crossing the rubicon +How we do today +Will carry us out beyond +So put on your walking shoes +challenge you can’t refuse +It’s you +It’s you +There’s a task that only you can do +You got to move, you got to push through +Love may not be enough +But it is all that we got +Pick yourself up again +Stomach tied in knots +The sound of angels come +Trumpets and a drum +And the sky will fall +And the stars will blink +And the mountains crumble +Bring you to the brink +But nothing you do or say +Can magic this path away so" +Today I’m flying to a city called Prague,"Red eye flight oh no oh my god +Put my mask on and I’ll go to sleep +Just get me there safe and let me be +Red eye flight to Prague +Whoa oh oh +Red eye flight to Prague +Whoa oh oh +I’m flying to a city known as Prague +One day it would be nice to have a day off +But I am excited about what I’ll see +I’ll be there for a week week week +Red eye flight to Prague +Whoa oh oh +Red eye flight to Prague +Whoa oh oh how long" +I hadn’t showered,"Since Sunday AM +Showers are good +For feeling amazin +Warm, warm water +Drip drip drip +It’s midnight on a thursday +And i’m on an overtired trip +My baby’s doing well +But we’re still at hospital +They won’t let me stay with him +And his mom cuz they’re not my pal +But the nurses are nice +I just wish they’d let me stay +But I got to shower so that’s good +Now I’ll just sit and play" +i was just let go from my role,"at friend tech i was in charge of +pushing the “$10 per point” narrative I was +just let go from my role at Friendtech. +I was the lead system architect who asked +if we could make the app usable i +was just let go from my role at +friend tech i was the guy in charge +of deploying the airdrop on time I just +got fired from my role at friendtech. I +was making sure the product launched with every +feature not usable. i was just let go +from my role at friend tech i was +in charge of building the whole frontend and +UI that looked childish I was just let +go from my role at friendtech I wanted +to make the user experience better than a +2013 airplane WiFi +log-in screen I was just let go from +my role at friendtech I had to make +sure we get the 2002 BlackBerry +Phone app experience on FT. +i was just let go from my role +at friendtech i was the person in charge +of onboarding the men pretending to be egirls +so it could fulfill the prediction that it +would be the web3 OF, +a claim we’ve never heard before, from influencers +who have never used OF" +No one is above the law,"Not obvious to Kavanaugh +Zina Bash threw the white power symbol +Come man, I know what I saw +She got a text, then she smirked +Come on man, I know what i saw +The question will come before the court +Of whether the president +Has to testify +So Trump nominated Kavanaugh +Who clearly thinks +The president is above the law" +Is it the way things should be,"Or is it the way things are +Is life a black hole +Or is life an exploding star +I don’t know +Nothing you can say to me +Can shake my confidence +It’s all just preordained +Or is it a coincidence +I don’t know +My brother threw the cat +Up against the wall +Did he seem quite big to me +Or did I seem so small +I don’t know +I don’t know a lot of things +In fact most things if we’re counting +35 years on this earth +And to what is it all amounting +If you are what you do +Then am I a series of songs +I doing everything right +Or doing it all wrong" +The sky is getting darker,"In the distance, a rumbling storm +My brain is feeling hazy +It’s cold outside but I’m comfy and warm +I know you love me +By the way you take care of me +By the way you make me +Mac and Cheese +It’s just cheese and pasta +Sometimes it’s from a box +But it’s that extra lovin’ +That really knocks my socks +You’ve got me feeling so mellow +This powered cheese is so yellow +And I will dream in technicolor tonight" +Spooky season,"Scary season +Snakes and dead bodies +Dancing on +everyone’s lawns +Halloween time +Fright and scream time +Hands reaching up +From the ground +Gonna pull you down" +I want to read the things that you’re,"writing And +more power to you if you the ads +pay the bills But +when I find myself constantly fighting With +the ads on your site just to read +what you write That’s +when I block them I’m +sorry, I gotta block them I believe that +everybody should get paid Every +time they share something that they’ve made If +I’m gonna look at it, I’m +willing to put up with it Ads +up my butt, ads in my face But +if I can’t close them I’m +sorry I gotta block them I know you +are just trying to make a living That’s +why I’m +trying to do too It’s +time and it’s attention that folks are giving +If we abuse that enough that’s why they +start to hate you Here’s +the moment I wish I could say I +knew the solution and it was easy and +quick But +I don’t think it’s gonna be that way +Things will get deader before they get better +Just know that people out there are on +your side But +still we gotta block them" +"Baby Yoda, Baby Baby Yoda","Baby Yoda, Baby Baby Yoda +Baby Yoda, Baby Baby Yoda +Baby Yoda, Baby Baby Yoda +The galaxy’s going to hell +But we’ve fallen under your spell +Baby, little baby +You’re the one +Baby Yoda, Baby Baby Yoda +Baby Yoda, Baby Baby Yoda +Baby Yoda, Baby Baby Yoda +Baby Yoda, Baby Baby Yoda +There’s a dark side and a light +Never knew I needed you in my life +Baby, little baby +You’re the one +Baby Yoda, Baby Baby Yoda +Baby Yoda, Baby Baby Yoda +Baby Yoda, Baby Baby Yoda +Baby Yoda, Baby Baby Yoda +Ohhh, child +What’s your name? +Ohhh, child +What’s your name? +Ohhh, child +What’s your name? +Ohhh, child +What’s your name? +You were out here on your own +Someday I’m gonna bring you home +Baby, my little baby +You’re the one +Baby Yoda, Baby Baby Yoda +Baby Yoda, Baby Baby Yoda +Baby Yoda, Baby Baby Yoda +Baby Yoda, Baby Baby Yoda +Oh Baby Yoda, oh +What’s you name? +I want to know! +Oh Baby Yoda, oh +What’s you name? +I want to know! +Oh Baby Yoda, oh +What’s you name? +I want to know! +Oh Baby Yoda, oh +What’s you name? +I want to know! +Baby Yoda, Baby Baby Yoda +Baby Yoda, Baby Baby Yoda +Baby Yoda, Baby Baby Yoda +Baby Yoda, Baby Baby Yoda +Baby Yoda, Baby Baby Yoda +Baby Yoda, Baby Baby Yoda +Baby Yoda, Baby Baby Yoda +Baby Yoda, Baby Baby Yoda +Baby Yoda, Baby Baby Yoda +Baby Yoda, Baby Baby Yoda +Baby Yoda, Baby Baby Yoda +Baby Yoda, Baby Baby Yoda" +I am the sad porn cassette,"I wander the globe in my rusty Corvette +Though I find it easy to forget +The days when millions sang a duet +With me..... +But now I flee..... +Rejected, disrespected, so unforeseen +I have no home, so now I roam +Useless as a garden gnome +I was made to communicate +But now I seem so out of date +What use is technology +That has passed into mythology +They say I’m obsolete +It makes me sigh +Where does dead media go to die? +Though I still work, I feel quite spry +My reason to be has said goodbye +To me..... +Please hear my plea.... +Rejected, disrespected, so unforeseen +I have no home, so now I roam +Useless as a garden gnome +I was made to communicate +But now I seem so out of date +What use is technology +That has passed into mythology" +"Baked, fried, dipped or steamed","You’re gonna roll right off to dreams +Easy does it with flaky flakes +The wise man knows life’s all mistakes +Now, you’re ready for the real stuff +You gonna get in the oven +Where the grease fire breaks like dawn +Now, you’re ready for the real love +The deep down kind of lovin +Reflections of the morn +Salty savory sour sweet +YOu’re gonna roll right off to dreams +Spit out what you cannot chew +Take back what they took from you" +Josie’s got a nose bleed from the dryness of the air,"Marco’s slept with Addie but Ellie doesn’t care +ship came in last night that was black as space +Harry got another tattoo on his face +Nothing, nothing ever happens round here +I don’t want to live and die without ever getting to +See the trees in Aberdeen when they’re in full bloom +Beneath an open sky i would feel vertigo +Josie says it’s stupid but I know she wants to go +Nothing, nothing ever happens round here +I’ve got the weekend off for once I guess I might +Finally finish this stupid song I’m trying to write +Josie says she likes my voice but I don’t see how +When I listen back to it I want to space myself" +Trump is a fucking idiot,"Trump +Trump +Trump is a fucking idiot +Trump is a fucking idiot +Trump +Trump +Trump is a fucking idiot +Idiot +Can't say +I've read it all +Fucking idiot +Fucking idiot +Idiot +I've read the most of it +Trump +Trump +Fucking fucking idiot +Trump is a fucking idiot +Trump +Trump +Trump is a fucking idiot +Can't say +I've read it all +Trump is a fucking idiot +Trump is a fucking idiot" +For I was hungry and you gave me,"something to eat, I was thirsty and you +gave me something to drink, I was a +stranger and you invited me in, 36 I +needed clothes and you clothed me, I was +sick and you looked after me, I was +in prison and you came to visit me.’ +‘Lord, when did we see you hungry and +feed you, or thirsty and give you something +to drink? 38 When +did we see you a stranger and invite +you in, or needing clothes and clothe you? +39 When +did we see you sick or in prison +and go to visit you?’ whatever you did +for one of the least of these brothers +and sisters of mine, you did for me.’ +Matthew 25:35" +Mich has 2a days or less to start,"bulk paying down this loan of twenty million +(assuming price is stable) If +it liquidates next goes another twenty million on +inverse + forty million on Abracadabra, +which tip the Aave +position One +hundred eighty million He +only has three million in free assets right +now That's +enough to extend Fraxlend +loan days at most but that would be +without paying towards the other positions, oh the +staked CRV +and CVX +income is going to be down. Going +to be down He +probably needs another $10 million and the price +to stabilize For +us to be out of the woods Or +to pay everything down on Fraxlend +and hope the utilization drops back down drastically. +If not, it all sells..." +We are going home,"We are bound for glory +When the big one comes +They will recite our story +They’ll tell of the day when the tumbleweeds came +And took their rightful place +Upon the pit of consciousness +As the stars rained down from space +Every road begins +With a simple roll +In the howling wind +Just let the people know +Of the day when the tumbleweeds came +And buried your mistakes +So that time it would forget you +Forever and always +This is our final mission +It’s our destiny +To fix your bad decisions +And set the planet free +It’s the day when the tumbleweeds came +And broke the only code +The world has ever known +Because we’re born and then we go +Shooting into space +Beyond the Milky Way +It’s the knowledge of our home the earth +That carries us away away" +one by one,"the stars will all go out +cold cold death +heat won’t come about +no more +in a 1000 trillion years +nothing will exist +not face to be admired +not a baby to be kissed +in a 1000 trillion years +we will be long gone +every single poem +every single song +one by one +the stars will all go out +cold cold death +heat won’t come about +no more +in 1000 trillion years +god will wrap it up +blink out of existence +i think he’s had enough +in a 100 trillion years +no engineer macyver +will save us then +no designated driver +one by one +the stars will all go out +cold cold death +heat won’t come about +no more +1000 trillion years +could have been today +time is only relative +and space is overrated +1000 trillion years +might seem like a lot +might seem like forever +but i assure you that it’s not" +Careful what you read on the internet.,"The best source of information about +the SEC is the SEC is the SEC +Jesus Christ, Jesus Christ +jesus christ gary get your shit together +Is this market, is this market +Is this market manipulation +it's almost like +important financial decisions +should be censorship-resistant +and independently verifiable +by thousands of decentralized nodes +SEC having bad OPsec is so on brand +SEC was focused on the wrong security +Only way to fix this is LucaNetz buys the SEC +Not your keys not your SEC" +I'm a live wire I'm,"a firefighter I'm +a six spider I'm +a songwriter don't go anywhere without me I +want don't fall on the ground don't film +myself in the morning Cause +I can run out without my I'm +a coffee cup I'm +not throwing up I'm +a big bub I'm +never enough never enough never enough never enough +never enough never enough Never +run up down don't you go anywhere without +me I can't fall on the ground When +I find you in the morning I'm +lost in the morning time I'm +preposterous I'm +a rhinoceros I'm +an apostrophe My +brain is atrophy My +brain is atrophy That +that that that that that Don't +go anywhere without me I can't follow you +on the ground When +you picked me up this morning I thought +I thought I was was yours yours I +thought I was yours yours yours yours yours +yours yours I'm +so bad I could have had had my +final but I got I But +I got i Pad +don't go anywhere without me can't follow you +underground When +you picked me up this morning I thought +I was yours I thought I was doing +I thought I was yours I thought what +I was doing I felt like I was +yours I'm +a live guy I'm +a firefighter I'm +a sister sick spider I'm +a song I'm +a song I am a song I'm +a song I'm +a song" +There's an owl wandering through the woods Hear,"the feet stomping through all the leaves and +stuff so good Will +he fly to his home above the trees +Will he fly away from you his enemy +Will they catch a mouse and eat it +Will they catch a mouse and gobble it +up Will +they catch a mouse The +bones come up in a pile of hair +and snot and inside of the owl stuff +Full of hair and snot and inside of +the owl stuff Hear +that owl Hear +him stomping Hear +him stomping through the woods Hear +that owl Hear +him stomping Do +the work Well +I've flown 400 miles and driven another 400 +to be out here in the woods in +Ontario And +yeah I'm +tired So +that's all that I got for you tonight +Good night" +Ain't that just what we need Break,"the Nuclear +Proliferation Treaty +I know when I woke up this morning +I said to myself I wish there were +more nuclear bombs in the world I said +oh wouldn't that be great if there were +more nuclear bombs Nuclear +bombs in the world in the world in +the world Another +cold war It's +so cold Some +more That's +what we want That's +what you voted for when you voted for +him bim bim bim boom bam boom More +nuclear bombs" +You only dated for about a month,"She wasn’t very attached +And now you’re gone but +No goodbye, just a ghost +She’s mildly annoyed at the most +Last time she saw you was +At the Justin Bieber concert +You’re really bad at texting +If she is being honest +She can chug a beer +Faster than you +She left her favorite ear +Rings at your place boo so +Nate you gotta give +Olivia her earrings +They’re her favorite +Nate give her back her earrings +She left them at your house +Give them back to her now +Nate you gotta give +Olivia her earrings" +Saturday,"Sunday +Monday +Tuesday +Wednesday +Thursday +And no rain! +Saturday +Sunday +Monday +Tuesday +Wednesday +Thursday +And no rain!" +you think that it''s over but you find out that it's under,"and you think that's it's changing but it's really the same +a hundred blind birds flying south for the winter +taking turns at the helm it's infinity game +it's an infinity game +made of sun wind and rain +where everyone calls you +by your given name +you think that you've lost it but you've really just found it +and you think that it's difficult but really it's plain +a rock and a tree and a lake and an eagle +waking up simple it's infinity game +you're sure that you've learned it but you don't know from where +and you're sure that the bubble you've made will contain +the big elephant who is all angry and charging +for the one true pleasure that is infinity game" +All the Ice King wants for Christmas,"Is the love of a beautiful princess +Is the warming glow of friendship +To feel like he belongs +He will freeze you and kidnap you +But it's only because he has to +Some archeological snafu +Everything's gone wrong +Merry Christmas Ice King +I hope you get what you want +You deserve one nice thing +Once nice thing for the Ice King +Fa la la la la +All the Ice King wants for Christmas +He can't have and that's so sad +If I could grant his wishes +I'd let him see his past +Ice King you're not a monster +Put that crown in it's holster +Have some egg nog, here's some for Gunter +You don't have to be a spaz" +It can be sad reading Twitter,"When the world is falling apart +The words of anonymous strangers +Can cut right through your heart +But it doesn’t have to be this way +You don’t have to listen to what they say +Glad there wasn’t Twitter +When I was 11 years old +I had AOL chat rooms +And god, I was a troll +I’d do my best to stir up hate +I was scared and lonely but it turned out OK +You can ignore them +Ignore them +First block and report them +Then ignore the trolls +With their jelly rolls +And their bell that tolls for hate +You can ignore them +Ignore them +They’re so sad you cannot help them +Be thankful that +You don’t feel that way +Be thankful you’ve got love +For everyone troll that spits hate at you +There’s thousands of folks who love +Every single thing you do +They just got lives to live that’s all +So instead of hanging out on Twitter all day +And showing you that love +They’re just out living their lives +And that just leaves the trolls +But" +Now that all the tracks have been laid,"Now that all the money’s been made +Now that the the ammo’s been spent +The sword and the shield and the apartment +Now that I’ve laid myself bare +Where do I go, tell me where +Now that the succulents have all died +Feelings and thoughts tossed aside +Now that the rain has returned in force +We’re swimming up stream as a matter of course +Now that I’m been thrown to the mat +I’ve lost my overalls and Mario hat +Now that I see myself clear +Where do I go from here +Now that I’ve laid myself bare +Where do I go, tell me where +Now that my magnifying glass broke +Now that I’m out of dad jokes +Since the queen vacated the throne +Can’t be with people, can’t be alone +Now the heuristic has hit a new phase +I’ve kept it going so many days +Now that the room is closing in +I’m taking off my skin" +Corona virus?,"Whatever! +Clinical obesity? +Whatever! +It’s cause it’s “just too dangerous”? +Whatever! +209,000 dead? +Whatever! +Is Tucker Carlson OK? +No, he’s not, oh +Won’t someone please +Come remove him from his show +He’s going down, down +Deeper into his psyche +Are his lips tired from kissing boots +I think they might be" +When you say that code is law,"You sound very out of touch +To take humans out of it +You ain’t left with very much +When you say that code is law +You rip the heart of out of the chest +Looking for simplicity +In all the chaos and this mess +Ttil you find yourself +Staring at the system gone wrong +Can the devs do something +Change the code or the law" +I heard those jingling bells,"My pockets were jingling too +The hottest day of the year +I knew just what to do +I ran to the ice cream truck +And the words left my lips +I’d like a cone of +Mint chocolate chip +The ice cream man looked puzzled +HE said do you mean +You want chocolate chips +On top of mint ice cream +I said no not exactly +That’s not really it +I just want a cone +Of mint chocolate chip +He said that’s not a thing +But I’d be happy to oblige +With a cone of mint ice cream +Then choco chips on the side +I started to get edgy +My top began to flip +No I said, I really want +Just mint chocolate chip +He came out of his truck +He gave me a shove +He said don’t tell at me +I said I’ve had enough +I dove into his truck +And I drove away +And that’s how I came to be +Talking to you today +From the back +Of an ice cream truck" +Here we go again,"See it all so clearly +Everybody has been so kind so kind +I have all that +I need +Somehow +I still want more +I have to get free +To go where cold and low +To go where cold and low +Here +I am my friend +Just like you left me 30 years ago +Where you been again +With that tomorrow +Living in your brain +With that tomorrow living in in your brain +Living in your brain +Then try to scoop it out and they will try to radiate +And you're laying in your house thinking where did +I go wrong +Where did +I +I remember +Stratego +I remember these boys +I remember where we go through the world making so much noise +Through the world making so much noise +In the woods in the woods in the woods in the woods" +The ghost of Dostoyevsky,"comes to me when I close my eyes +I don’t speak Russian +though he sees right through me it’s not +hard But +it something else some unnameable pain That +keeps him hanging around my brain When +I close my eyes And +I am in that liminal space When +I close my eyes I can see somebody’s +face When +I close my eyes The +light still lingers on I can hear guitars +playing thousand different songs hallway made of mirrors +and the muppet show With +kermit and gonzo I’m +called to a place beyond myself and i +want more than anything to go but if +i ever do I’m +not sure that I would ever come back +To this minstrel show heart attack When +I close my eyes And +I am in that liminal space When +I close my eyes I can see somebody’s +face When +I close my eyes The +light still lingers on I can hear the +guitars playing thousand different songs" +Interstellar matter as a spirit in the flesh,"Is enough to make me wonder +Patterns recognized as what they can or cannot be +Tears my mind asunder +Don't misunderestimate +Don't try to keep it straight +When it wants to soar +Don't try and represent +life you haven't spent +In search of something more +Carry it inside like a parasite alive +It’s telling you the truth +Cooing like a babe that is fresh out the womb +And searching for a home +I don't want to tell you +What you can and can't do +I don't want that on my back +But don't look anywhere +But here and here and there +When you're feeling out of whack +When you're feeling old and dusty +And quiet and untrusting +Just remember +What you are +Pushing on the edges of universe uncaring +Is the best that I can do +Pictures into thoughts and words out into pictures +And no space for me slash you +Do it in the morning +When you can hear the calling +Of the rocks a tumbling down +It's only an appearance +static interference +That you wear your halo crown +Under every hill and over every home hangs +Sloppy dripping noise +We try to make it sense but it hardly ever does +And mostly it destroys +Every single thought the instant that you think it +Every action when it's done +Time is unforgiving and so the grin you’re grinning +Is all the more miracle +When you're feeling old and dusty +And quiet and untrusting +Just remember +When you're feeling old and dusty +And quiet and untrusting +Just remember +What you are +Just remember +What you are" +Close up this din of painful dine decay,"Decomposition of your witches plot +You thieve my brains, consider me your toy +My doting doctor tells me I am not +Words! The right sound +Words! The right shape +Words! The right rhythm +Words that last forever +Foul Carrianite spectres +Cease your show +Between the points +761390 +Expelliarmus" +On the West Bank in Bethlehem,"There’s a factory about to shut down +Union workers making t-shirts +Fair trade should be what works +But you can help them survive +No Sweat Apparel +No Sweat Apparel +NoSweatApparel.com +Whoah-oh +No Sweat Apparel +No Sweat Apparel +NoSweatApparel.com +In the city of Boston +The grand experiment with union-made clothes +Jews and Palestinians +Working for a common purpose +But this experiment may come to a close +But with your help +They can keep going +This idea can live another day +And you can tell +The GAP’s and Nike’s of the world +That here is a better way +The next 30,000 customers +The next 30,000 customers +At NoSweatApparel.com +Will own a piece of the company +You’ll own a piece of the company +In the form of common stock +No Sweat Apparel +No Sweat Apparel +NoSweatApparel.com +Whoah-oh +No Sweat Apparel +No Sweat Apparel +NoSweatApparel.com" +there's so much happening in the world and,"I can't say anything about it without feeling +like an idiot i wish i had something +profound or interesting to say but all i'm +getting are these words and this boring melody +there's always so much happening in the world +that if i wrote a specific song i'd +lock that song to a place and time +which is pretty cool in one sense but +in another is kind of lame meanwhile people +are dying and i sing this boring melody +if i were a better writer or a +true freedom fighter or the fluid in a +lighter i could sing but I'm +just a guy that sits here writing a +song a day here and I've +got nothing to say here but my boring +melody just sing what's on your mind and +eventually you'll find someday you'll have something to +say and you'll be ready to play it +you'll be ready to say it even if +for now all you got is just one +long boring melody" +Horopathicus remedies Horopathicus,"remedies or basic his remedies in the priest +armed for us to Ethiopia +44 million years ago Our +great to the hundredth power Grandmother +She had a posable thumb She +had a posable toe She +walked on She +had human like teeth She +had a husband and a baby and a +family Oh +Arnipithecus reminisce Arnipithecus +reminisce She's +related to all of us Arnopithecus +reminisce Oropithecus +reminisce She's +related to all of us Orthopedicus +Orthopedicus I was walking walking with my ancestors +in the halls of time back to 44 +million years ago great with a hundred power +Grandmother was standing there just kind of swaying +to and fro We +stared at each other She +smiled at me But +she's not quite human She's +not chimpanzee O +Oropithecus Ramadan +Oropithecus Ramidus +She's related to all of us Artificial +artifice She's +related to all of us Orifices +Orthopedicus remedies" +"Paint, pixie dust and rainbow fires.","cart pulled by a horse +With old wooden tires +Soldier dreams +Midnights schemes +And a bucket filled with coins +Every choice we make +Leading up to a single point +Paint, pixie dust and rainbow fires +An ocean overflowing +And solid seaside spires +Take a ride +To the inside +And see the turtles grow +Into something bigger than the world +Ever thought it’d know +Paint, pixie dust and rainbow fires. +collection of thoughts you have +That all somehow conspire +To put you in a specific place +Looking at a specific face +Not knowing what to say +But knowing that you’ll see that face +In a thousand different ways" +You can come with me,"down to the river +we'll throw our money in +And be delivered +into the biggest pocket we've ever seen +we'll ride a rocket straight into another being +but you can't tell +oh anybody what to do +Nobody can tell you +that's the beauty of it all +Of it all +Pick up your passport +Cause we are leaving +Finding the shores of +Some ancient village +the people there will t +ake us in slowly +we'll have to convey +Then we're not an enemies +but you can't do +anything that anybody else does +and you will be the first +and everybody else was +That's the beauty of life +Ravens are calling +Forklifts are lifting +Big things are happening +Old folks are dying +and in the real world +people are hoping +that we can do something +get this world open again. +But it's cold. +Nobody knows how long +Nobody knows +when it's coming it's coming, it's coming +and you can be +anything you can taste or see +oh you and you +look ahead +with all the rhinos +in the land of peace +savannah where all the monkeys sing this song +Hoo hoo hoo-hoo hoo +Hoo hoo hoo-hoo hoo +Hoo hoo hoo-hoo hoo +Hoo-hoo hoo hoo-hoo hoo +Hoo hoo hoo-hoo hoo +Hoo hoo hoo-hoo hoo +Hoo hoo hoo-hoo hoo +Hoo-hoo hoo hoo-hoo hoo" +What follows is a list,"Of everything +That makes me feel loneliness +What follows is a list +Of everything +That makes me feel loneliness +Abandoned storefronts +And painted signs +Empty and sprawling +Space lost to time +Wild meadows +With no human touch +I love being there +But it hurts me so much +Beautiful paintings +Like Cezanne or Dali +Through endless landscapes +voice is calling +“Follow me +Follow me +Follow me +Follow me-e-e" +Eating,"Yeah eating +Ohh eating +Yeah eating +Building +Ohh building +Yeah building +Ohh building +Ohh building +Ahhh building +Ooh building +Ahhh building +Ahhh sleeping +Ohh sleeping +Yeah sleeping +Ohh sleeping +Ohh party" +There the pudgy penguins stood,"Leaderless and lost alone +Melting snow was closing in +No time even to pack the stones +That we’d given to each other +To show how much we cared +One evil penguin +Had come along and +Broke everything beyond repair +What could we do?! +We’re looking for a new home! +You look at me I look at you! +And we set out through the snow! +We’ve got to stop looking outside +We’ve got to start looking within +Nobody else is gonna save us +We got the power of pudgy penguin +Drifting grifters in the cold +Huddled bodies safe and warm +Face the abominable snow +Monster can do us no harm +If you want it, all is yours +There is power in our wings +The huddle will endure +As long as we all sing" +2014 is the year we married,"Had a kid and bought a home +That kid will be our age now +Before we’ve paid off that loan +2014, lots of bad stuff happened +And I never know what to do +The world is fucked, everything’s nuts +But at least I have you +Sometimes it feels +Like everything’s broken +Lets throw in the towel +We had a chance to save ourselves +But it was long before now +Sometimes it feels liked slo mo +Jagged, chaotic and smooth +The world is fucked +Everything’s nuts +But at least I have you +Ever since I was little +I’ve been obsessed with the apocalypse +And every generation is always damn sure +That this time, oh yeah for sure this is it +But look each other in the eye +We’re all just making do +The world is fucked +Everything’s nuts +But at least I have you" +July 17th,"Hot face +Zany face +It’s world emoji day +Fireworks +Let’s celebrate +If you’re just at home +Or if you’re in the woods +Or in the shade of a deciduous tree +Come celebrate who you are +Cuz everybody uses emoji +Pleading face, Pinching hand +Red heart, white heart, map of Japan +Yoga, fire, checkmark, and rainbow +Raised fist and a banjo +T-Rex and +An Orangutan +Cute otter +And a Dodo Bird +You are Emoji Royalty +If Emoji day is the same day as your birth +Don’t let your loved ones go +Red rose +Yes No Elf Vampire Zombie +Super villain +Or rockstar +Everybody uses emoji" +50 states in a year,"eating all kinds of vegan food +the thing i like the best +is when i can try the whole menu +finding those hidden place +off the beaten path +vegan food plus hunger +makes for simple vegan math" +"This is my song, today","This is my song, today +This is my song, today +This is my song, today +This is my song, today +This is my song, today +This is my song, today +This is my song, today" +Why oh why another one Why,"another orphaned elephant It +makes me want to cry it makes me +want to stomp it's not for my trunk +so bold I can't take much more of +this I'm +only 3 years old gonna snuggle gonna snuffle +Gonna make you feel at home youe first +time around Humans +don't want you to feel alone and there +are no stupid questions no quick ones going +fast there's only lazy questions Try +first and then ask why oh why Humans +are the worst they want us for our +ivory our hides to make a purse they +can't see the big picture they think that +they're so smart with their great big brains +and their little tiny hearts at some point +you get old and the notches on your +belt are only strips of tape it's not +where the feelings felt You +need a thick skin but not so thick +you can't feel Simple's +different from easy you gotta know which one +is real why oh why another one Why +another orphaned elephant It +makes me wanna cr it makes me want +to stop on my trunk so bold I +can't take much more of this I'm +only three years old" +Save me from,"This spreadsheet hell +My back is sore +From bending over my computer +Tags and naming +Hearing old songing +It's weird and spooky +And fills me with longing +For the way things used to be +But I am just a nostalgic fool +I'll be nostalgic for the present in a month or two +I am just a nostalgic fool +Now back to this spread sheet so I can learn something ooooo" +Did you ever hear the story,"Of Clarance Thomas +And all the bribes he took from +His friend Harlan +Clarance uses the private plane +Of the billionaire Harlan Crow +Clarance is treated to a lavish life +And in return, well you see how he votes +Is it illegal? +Well, there are laws about disclosure +But Clarance knows +That he is above the law +trip to Indonesia +Private chefs on a yacht +While telling interviewers +He prefers WalMart parking lots, oh +Summers at Harlan’s upstate club +We didn’t even mention Ginni yet +I think we have to ask ourselves +What else did he get?" +Lap bap bap bap,"No +Lap lap lap lap +Nope +Lap lap blap +No +Lap lap lap lap +No +Blap blap blap blap +No +Blap blap blap blap +No +Do you +Hazel do you +Hazel +Do you want to try singing +No +You can just make up any words +Black +No +Black +No no no no no no +Black black black +Me +No +Black black black +Me +No +Black black black +No +Black +No +Black +No no +Chippy let her use the park +Chippy let her use the car walk +We do the song she wants to play with the +Princess +Peach car while we do the song +Trippy let her use the +Princess +Peach car while we do the song +It won't be very long +It won't be very long +Lap lap lap +No no no no +Black +No +Black +Very nice +Very nice" +Another late night,"to do my song +this room is too hot +cuz the heat is on +it’s cold out side +ice and snow +NOw this song is over +cuz i gotta go 0" +This thing is slightly different from another thing,"And maybe +And maybe it'll make me happy +It'll make me happy +It's a thing that +I sometimes think to myself +God +I'm so tired +Watching a consumer electronics press conference desperately hoping to feel something +Watching consumers electronics press contents desperately hoping to feel something" +Hello My,"name is Jonathan +sisonga Day +number 2364 Down +a hole in the wild while night I +found myself without a cold she left me +here she left me hanging she left everything +But I know oh I know I don't +deserve a second chance and I couldn't hold +on to anything Couldn't +hold on to anything the fire that she +set Took +my heart it took my hands I couldn't +hold on to anything Couldn't +hold on to anything at all at all +moonlight creeps across the dusty and the dull +there's not enough tea to make a part +I'm riding a fine line tight rope in +the air Dangling +between what I am and not I know +I don't deserve a second chance and I +couldn't hold on to anything Couldn't +hold on to anything and the fire that +she set Took +my heart it took my hands I couldn't +hold onto anything Couldn't +hold on to anything at all what can +you say to me now I haven't heard +a hundred times what can you say to +me now Just +make sure that it rhymes Cause +I don't know I know I don't deserve +a second chance I couldn't hold on to +anything Couldn't +hold on to anything and the fire that +she said it took my heart Then +took my hands I couldn't hold on to +anything Couldn't +hold on to anything Couldn't +hold Hold +on to anything at all no not at +all" +I look for an answer under a rock,"I look for an answer on Tick Tock +I look for an answer in the trees and the air +I look in the bottom of my underwear +But I can’t find +The answer to the question in my mind +I can’t find the answer in my mind +I look for an answer like a clucking hen +I look for an answer in the eyes of my friends +I look in the words my senator said +I babble in the of bodies a 1000 dead +They say +Everything happens for a reason +They say +To everything there is a season +But I’m not sure… +I look for an answer in waves of light +I look for an answer on halloween night +I look for an answer in holy books +I look where they told me not to look" +there's no one here,"i'm all alone +looks like it's just +me myself and i tonight +everybody's gone +there's not a soul +looks like it's just +'ol jonthan mann tonight +an empty house is what i got +empty as an empty parking lot +empty as a an empty pot +as empty as my brain +no one else +no animals +looks like it's just +me myself and i tonight +no beating hearts +no breathing lungs +an empty house is where i sit +empty as a an empty pit +empty as an office where everyone quit +empty as my mind" +Why oh why,"Is gas so high +1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 +hundred all the time +All the Layer 2s +Just give me the blues +I want it to be simpler +But it’s more complex to use +Every transaction +I feel the squeeze +The only consolation +Is we’re burning those fees +Network congestion +The more popular we get +I can’t wait for sharding +To maybe fix the mess +Why oh why +Is gas so high +good time to do transact +Is hard to come by +Can’t wrap my monkey brains +Around all these other chains +I know that it’s my fault +I don’t get it at all" +There’s a little man inside my head,"And he’s looking for validation +And he’d stab you through the heart right dead +To get that congratulations +Why do I listen to him +At all +He whispers life would be easy +If I’s worshipped and adored +Everybody be coming to me +It’d all be open doors +I don’t know where the center of +The universe is exactly +But if there’s one thing I know for sure +It’s not me +All the time I spend only thinking about myself +That little man inside my mind trying to get out +And rule the world +I admit he’s part of me +Ruthlessly efficient +But I also fight with him +For the way that I am living" +as if you didn't have enough reasons,"to hate go daddy here's another one: +they support sopa that's censorship they'd probably +find a way to profit from the damage done +so gettem off +gettem off +get your domains off go daddy gettem off +gettem off +gettem off +take your domains off of go daddy +overlooking their chauvinistic attitudes +their CEO kills elephants +they overcharge for absolutely everything +warehousing expired domains for profits +all the real people our here in the internet +stand on the precipice looking over +SOPA and PIPA are coming in fast +and we've got to stick together" +This is my grandma's ukulele,"I'm resonating at her frequency +I'm so sick and she's dying +I'm so sick +I'm feeling a little bit +Just a little bit +Tiny fraction of what she's feeling +Oh yeah" +Look around,"See how far you’ve come +There’ll always be +More work to be done +You will never stop +As long as there’s rivers to be crossed +You fight for justice +No matter the cost +The kids you’ve reached +They have been touched +By the flame you keep +And that means so much +Each child goes +The flame multiplies +Your influence +Around the world flies +The world is made much better +Because of you +And all you do +The world is made much better +Cuz of what you bring +And the song you sing +Look around +God has a plan +And she’s beside you +With helping hands +Even when +You feel so alone +She’s there with you +Along the dusty road +And every step +Brings you closer to your goal +Every child +When you enrich her soul +It opens up +future that’s so bright +When you do the work +When you do what’s right" +I got stung by something,"But I didn't see what it was +It stung me and flew away because +That's what a stinging thing does +Now I'm in the ER +Cuz I had a reaction +They gave me benedryl +Ski have been nappin +They gave me epinephrin +That gave me the shakes +But it stopped the anaphylactic shock +So I guess that's what it takes +I think that I'm ok now +And I hope that I can go soon +I got places I got to be +And things I got the do" +Did you go bankrupt this morning Did,"your castle walls fall all Did +you say that you had no warning Did +you My +eye won't stop twitching My +heart won't stop pounding My +hands won't stop touching my hands oh no +oh yes oh Oh +no oh yes oh no oh no oh +yes oh no oh yes oh no Would +you like me to change the station Is +there somewhere that you'd rather be How +do you feel about the fenestration Anything +This house won't stop barking this dog won't +stop coughing My +hands won't stop holding these hands oh no +oh yes oh oh no oh yes oh +no oh no oh yes oh Oh +no oh yes oh no oh no oh +yes oh Oh +no oh yes oh no oh no oh +yes Oh +O" +Mastery of skills will lead you to a path,"Plastered all along the path are gaudy garish signs +Climbing down the hill you have nothing left to ask +You are fully cooked for now and it's high, high time +That you slept, sleep +That you slept, sleep" +We’re excited for tears of the kingdom,"We hope there’s a lot of new monsters +We hope the vehicles are fun to build +And that the world is very different +TEARS TEARS TEARS +OF THE KINGDOM +We are excited to build stuff +We hope the dungeons have us in a tizzy +We hope the bosses are different and weird +We hope the sky islands keep us busy" +You know you know you know everything it's,"all in your head it's all it's all +it's all inside your bones in your belly +and your brain so don't give up when +it's Christmassy +and don't give up when you don't have +what you mean at all cause I hear +are you take all take all take off +take all the things you hate about yourself +right now put em put em put em +put em in front of you and then +you start to scream and shout don't give +up on Christmas +Eve no I can see see what you +mean right now cause I here for you +sometimes sometimes sometimes sometimes the world is cruel +and I don't know why no one no +one no one no one no one nobody +does maybe it's random maybe it's not but +don't give up on Christmas +Eve you got more love than you ever +need yourself and I here for you give +up on Christmas +Eve you got more than you ever need +yourself and I am here for" +Wasn’t long ago,"It was dinosaurs +Now it’s stupid humans +On this golf course +I just mind my business +And walk along +Some stupid human +Writes me a song +Leave me alone +I don’t need you just standing around and gawking +Leave me alone +Whilst I’m just living my best life and walking +And most of all don’t record videos +Of me on your phone +And then share them all over the internet +Just for god’s sake leave me alone" +I just go about my day,"As if everything’s ok +But it’s never far away +The future that doesn’t exist +Water flows easy from the tap +I take a lazy afternoon nap +I dream in technicolor crap +The future that doesn’t exist +I should be out chaining myself +To oil infrastructure all around +Instead I’m singing songs about +The future that doesn’t exist" +Crystalline entity,"In the back yard +Chasing squirrels +That shape goes hard +What does it want +Is it here for revenge +Did it come from Paris +Or Stone Henge +Oh look out: It’s a tornado watch in Connecticut +Armus in the morning +Waxing philosophic +He’s such a downer +I tell him to come off it +And he’s like twitter +We off load our rage +Hopelessness and sadness +So we go about our day +Oh look out: It’s a tornado watch in Connecticut" +You can't fool me cause I'm,"too smart You +can't fool me cause I listen to my +heart I was once just like you but +now I'm +like me Now +I'm like me youe can't fool me cause +I'm not you and I'm +not anyone at all You +can't fool me Cause +I'm just trying to get out before the +fall Well +I had the patience to tell you what +you gonna do And +I walked the long and lonely road And +I walk straight on through Guess +I walk straight on through You +can't fool me but you can try to +put me in a box or punch me +in the eye to join your cold or +join your dream I never looked before at +what a little time that we've got left +At what a little time that we got +left You +can't fool me but you can fool another +stinky kind of man who joined your club +or your institute I fooled you I fooled" +They’re the centrist avengers,"For the status quo +They’re the centrist avengers +Take it nice and slow +They fight on behalf +Of insurance compan-i +NO WE CAN’T is their rallying cry +They were there in the 60s +Sayin’ civil rights, no way +It wasn’t long ago they thought +Gay marriage was not ok +Wherever people’s lives are +In danger of improving +Wherever working people +Are shaking and a moving +That’s where you’ll find +The mindless centrist hoards +Doing the corporate bidding +Of their corporate overlords +Ms Cortez +Latonya Thomas +1101 4th St SW +Washington DC, 20024 +2nd floor +M-F 8:30 am to 4:15 pm +Need ID" +You can't do it if you keep knocking,"it over What +What It's +not time to go to sleep It's +not time to go to sleep just yet +Oh you look a little washed out There +we go Doobie +doobie doobie doobie doo baba doo doo doo +doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo +doo doo woo badoo doo doo babadoo doo +ba boo ba doo booby doo ba ba +booby doo oobidoo doo ooby doo doo One +time two time three times four get it +on the floor get a little bit more +uh oh ub doo bomi crawl all day +and night the wanna crawl just like everybody +else all right said oh calling I'm +gonna stand on my two feet with a +little bit of help and I'm +just gonna say hey Gonna +say boob doop doop doo doo It" +"Deep in the belly it hurts, hurts","The magic I chase is first, first +To go +And then what’s worse is +Who’s left to write these words +I’m screaming +And I’m peeling +Away the lies +That rise to feeling +Not me who is deciding +These misfit thoughts +That split the silence +I am no one +Not the rhythm of my heart that’s pumping +Not the static in my brain that’s humming +I am no one +I’m watching you sleep, sleep +Can’t deny you’re a part of me +But I know someday +You will leave +And this life will feel like a dream +I hold you +Console you +Cajole and push and pull you +All my hope and worry +That’s nothing, just a story +I am no one +Not the rhythm of my heart that’s pumping +Not the static in my brain that’s humming +I am no oner +Deep from the static you came, came +We wrote a book like a mountain range +You sang +The song of love and pain, saying +You want it come and claim it +And I took it +And I felt it +In the stillness and the quiet +So close that I could taste it +And then I strip the misfit thoughts that own this" +They met in 05 on a hot summer,"night in a small bar in Croatia +They were both 23 asking all the same +questions, like what are we doing with our +lives Nikola +introduced them Tina +thought he looked like Tarantino +And that was it, that was instantly it +They started talking to each other and they +haven't stopped since Tina +and Ozzy +It's their anniversary 8 years of adventures Like +losing all their money On +the first day of vacation two years in +a row To +moving to Perth +a year and half ago And +neither of them like sports at all Their +friends always say that they're a perfect match +cause they have so much to talk about +They don't understand the idea of being bored +they love to go to a good restaurants +Tina finds things that are lost Oz +can fix all the computers When +Tina cooks you can see Oz +Jumping around like a happy puppy Tina +says that colors are shinier when Oz +is around Oz +says i love you so much I'd +live with you at the end of the +world They +are partners and best friends they decide it +all together" +I can’t sleep,"I’m so tired +The walls are looking at me +Earplugs +Facemask +Fans on +Full blast +Nothing’s +Working +My brain’s +Bleeding +Make love +Jerk off +Don’t wake +Wife up +See the +Shadow +Won’t let +You go" +I didn’t hear them coming,"They took me in the night +Clouds that looked like rainbows +Through windows made of light +They didn’t have a seat belt +Somehow I felt safe +They calmed me with their thoughts +They saw concern upon my face +I knew where we were headed +I didn’t have to ask +My limbs felt like they were +Dissolving away fast +Nothing was alarming +I felt curious most of all +I was the same size +But I felt about a million miles tall +They brought an instrument +Unlike any I had seen +They asked me to write a song +And I started to sing +They all turned glowing red +And twisted into hearts +They exploded into laughter +When I sang the final part +Every single part of me +Was in a different spot +I didn’t know who I was +Or who I was not +They bathed me and clothed me +Like I was a child +I told them I was hungry +And dear listener they just smiled" +6 channel printing calibration is hilariously arcane,"One, two, three generations are expanding through the change +That broken perversion is what we call culture +Primacy is the perspective of the viewer +All - my - friends turned into avatars +in a place I don’t like to go +And - I - am so much older now +I learned a lot +But there’s so much I don’t know +Getting sued is not cool, we’re not trying to get sued +With our military robot art and our giant fruit loop +Extremely capitalist with an anti-capitalist bent +Not users and not audience but quasi-communist friends +Third eye opening up with purpose and with light +Is this what heroin must be like? +If Trump won, then does it negate all the we did +Bill Clinton is sexist, because of course he is +It’s not just food and shelter, we’re little monkeys that need love +Building ramps with your dad, maybe that’s enough +Game and watch donkey kong, that was a lifeline +When you don’t feel human, making things can be the light +NASA is not run by astrologers, oh no +Equatorial vs elliptic you don’t know about timezones +4000 years correlations in the sky +You can spend a night in jail but it’s actually fine +The more you know, the harder it is to grow +Your 40s are grim, you are an aging pro +On the career staircase, I’m not done yet +Til my lifetime achievement and/or death" +And made our many journeys,"Do we all lay down our heads +And rest on penguin gurneys? +NO! +We set up the PA system +Just plug in the penguin ??? +When our penguin work is done +We break ??? +We’re penguins, we’re having a party x2 +??? +Don’t be shy, don’t be late +We may be birds but we can’t fly +??? +??? +I’m gonna dance to the rhythm of the sea +Well I’m gonna dance with the rhythm of the storm +??? Global Warming! +We’re penguins, we’re having a party x2 +Let’s have a penguin party +Penguin party x1 Jillion +We’re penguins, we’re having a party x1 Jillion" +Well it ain’t easy,"No it ain’t easy +No it ain’t easy +No it ain’t easy +No it ain’t easy +No it ain’t easy +Say it ain’t easy +No it ain’t easy +No it ain’t easy-yyyyy +No it ain’t easy +No it ain’t easy +No it ain’t easy +No it ain’t easy +No it ain’t easy +Say it ain’t easy +No it’s not easy +No no no no n no +No no no no no no +It ain’t easy +No not easy +It’s also not easy +It’s not easy" +She loves Pasta and she loves to travel,"Collecting airmiles all over the place +Long Island to London and now Singapore +I’m singing of course of Andrea Abbate +She’s loves to be centre of attention +She lights up a room and puts other’s first +She’s smart and loyal and makes everyone laugh +And she is a proud feminist +Andrea Abbate +Would sneak into the city +For theatre and comedy +When she was 16 +She went to Russia +And to Florence +That’s where she met ben +The rest’s history +She hates all forms of inequality +She hates to exercise but she does +She hates intolerance and man splaining +But it’s being in the mountains she loves +She loves her mom and her brother rob +She loves Ben her husband too +And so Andrea he just wanted me to say +Happy Birthday to you +Happy" +Gather around and I'll,"tell you a tale wild strange man you +should all know well Jonathan +Hartcheck you'll know him because over and over +there's things he does Things +he does for years and years he left +a comment every day they should play this +song on the radio This +song is great And +since the 4th of December +21 1 he's been making water drinking videos +for fun Nine +years later he's very hydrated 10000 videos a +year he's made it Why +do we do the things we do Why +mommy Why +are you You +Ooh ooh why are you One +time he counted all the way to 100k +another time he uploaded the longest video that +you could Back +in the day he sent me a care +package full of very strange stuff and I +was grateful But +nine years later he's very hydrated 10000 videos +So yeah he's made Why +do we do the things we do Why +Mind me Why +are you Why +are you you Jonathan +Why are you" +you can leave your old life all behind,"you can change your name and change your +mind everything that made you what you are +will be atomic dust that forms new stars +when we build our new home on the +moon no one there will judge you or +make fun you'll be free to become anyone +and reflected by the light of the noontime +sun you'll try to think of a bad +thought but you won't find one when we +build our new home on the moon you +will sell every last thing you own and +what's more: you will never be alone and +the dying stars will be your guiding light +blasting asteroids with lasers bright when we build +our new home on the moon say goodbye +to the demons that have haunted you can +have the life you've always wanted all the +weight you've been carrying around with you will +dissipate just as soon you see the earth +so blue when we build our new home +on the moon without gravity to let you +crouch and hide all the goodness that you +keep inside will come bursting forth like a +solar flare when it comes to happiness you'll +be a billionaire when we build our new +home on the moon see the people doing +the best they can they skate and celebrate +like earth bound man but you and i +in the sky on their horizon loom building +forts and a life in the great vacuum" +Are you gonna rock,"Are you gonna roll +Where you gonna go +Gotta pay the toll +Are we in the future +Are we in the past +Are we gonna first +When the ghost goes last +Gimme gimme gimme gimme something big +They can’t deny just what it is +Gimme gimme gimme gimme something sharp +Gotta have soul +Gotta have heart +Tell it like it is +Tell it like it ain’t +Watch the road +Watch the paint +Toilet humor +Out the back +Big train coming +Old smoke stack +Gimme gimme gimme gimme something big +They can’t deny just what it is +Gimme gimme gimme gimme something sharp +Gotta have soul +Gotta have heart +Similar same +It’s just the stuff +One’s a little +One’s enough +Bigger than stuck +Bigger than muck +Out of the bank +Out of luck +Gimme gimme gimme gimme something big +They can’t deny just what it is +Gimme gimme gimme gimme something sharp +Gotta have soul +Gotta have heart" +Emily and Silver met 12 years ago,"They were only 6 years old +When they were 11 they became best friends +They were inseparable +They grew and grew together they grew +All through junior high and high school's long climb +Grew closer and closer they had each other +And when they were 15 they kissed for the first time +Happy Anniversary +Emily and Silver +Young love is beautiful so beautiful +Love is up then it's down +But you'll always fight through it +You fit together like a yin and a yang +Oh Silver Oh silver Emily wants you to know +That you're beautiful even if you don't think so +You give sense to her world and no matter how dark +and hard life might get she'll never go +And your smile and laughter, It makes her so happy +And the future's not scary though it may look that way +And you are not alone +And you are not alone" +Sorry to everyone I left out! D'oh!,"Joey, Akari, Amanda, and Sam +Chaya, Maria, Michelle, and Pam +Stephanie, Emerald, Ivory, and Chad +James, Beth, Michael, and Adi +Sarah, Alexa, Elizabeth, Sean +Jory, Casey, Tiffany, Hans +Alex, Erin, Charles and Jan +Meggan, Tanya, Sara and Ken +Janet, Gekko, Seana and Edd +Ian, Travis, Arielle and Seb +Gretchen, Jonathan, Becky and Lex +Mandy, Bradley, Richard and Jess +Kristen, Evelyn, AJ and Greg +Molly, Pasquale, Jenna and Wren +Tooba, Gillian, Georgia and Myke +Amrita, Bradley, Richard and Mark +Thank you for wishing me a happy birthday through text message +Dave, Kathryn, Paul and Trinna +Sue, Jack, Dan, Carishma +Denise, Julie, Danny and Dustin +Brian , Cara, David and Ronen +Graham, Abigail, Pamela, Bailey +Becky, Geoff, Melissa and Hailey +Phoebe, Shannon, Jacob and Karen +Sanae, Javier, Kelly and Erin +Valerie, Lauren, Bobby and Hans +Aaron, Kelly, Jessica and Tom +Thomas, Robert, Catherine and Anna +Jamie, Erica, Edward and Leah +Kristy, Daniel, Junio and Keith +Kelley, Josh, James and E" +Hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey,"hey hey hey little baby hey hey hey +hey hey little baby hey hey hey hey +hey hey little baby hey hey hey little +baby hey hey hey hey hey little baby +hey hey hey hey hey little baby hey +hey hey hey hey little baby hey Mama's +on the phone She's +on the phone Mama's +on the phone Mama's +on the phone Hey +little baby hey hey hey hey little baby +hey hey little baby hey little baby little +baby little baby Ha +little baby Hair" +when the night closes around you,"you're sure that something's there +you can see or smell or touch it +but you feel it in the air +You walk back to your room +all the while looking behind +That's the animal inside you +That's the animal mind +a darkened street before you +headphones in your ears +in the corner of your eye there's movement +you turn to see more clear +a racoon stares up at you +and you're frightened blind +that's the animal inside you +that's the animal mind +when you're logic fails you +and your senses grow +the universe impales you +on a tower made of i don't know +you're fast asleep and dreaming +of some long forsaken place +the door to your room is opened +and you come rushing back through time and space +an enemy to be defeated +a lover being soft and kind +that's the animal inside you +that's the animal mind +there's no window and no doorway +in this room and i'm all alone +not a soul to talk to +in my mind a high pitched drone +as i pace and i lose perspective +one human being confined +i am the animal inside me +i am the animal mind +you can't fight what you're made of +evolution's slow +and you will always be afraid of +that tower made of i don't know" +He's a podcast junkie and completist He,"listens in order of release He +grew up in a suburb of Montreal +He's got two chemistry master's degrees but he +decided to go into politics He +spends a lot of time in coffee shops +befriending baristas left and a right He +loves to chat He +loves to talk Ilya +Auerbachi Ogus +He's just as Jewish +as Sam +He's obsessed with Thai +food and crispy fish He's +a no pants kind of man He +believes sports will get you hurt and he +won't be found playing His +favorite cocktail is the corpse Reviver +number two That's +what I'm +saying His +butt attracts a lot of attention That's +right his butt I said his butt He's +often perceived as gay but he's not But +his butt drives him nuts Drives +him so so nuts Oh +Ilya our boxy oh Gus +He's just as Jewish +as Sam +He's obsessed with Thai +food and crispy fish He's +a no pants kind of man No +pants kind Ilia +our bossy oh yes He's +just as Jewish +as Sam +He's obsessed with Thai +food and crispy fish He's +a no pants kind of man No +pants kind of man" +I never been able to make a much,"money off my songs Working +hard with my nose through the microphone every +single day but anytime I try to make +a little money Somebody +make you feel guilty like you so what +you saw when you're just trying to live +you're just trying to live But +I need those guys something to say Ryan +who's got a message for me It +goes down Just +a little capitalist asshole tonight Just +a little capitalist asshole and just a little +capitalist asshole tonight I Just +a little capitalist asshole Ah +Spent 13 years and longer writing these songs +Sometimes they suck but that's all right Cause +life's too short there's always someone trying to +tell me that I'm +not good enough or this or that but +it's like whatever dude I'll +just be writing my songs I'm +buying Something +to say and he knows Got +a message for me and it goes down +Just a little capitalist asshole tonight Just +a little capitalist asshole little capitalist asshole tonight +and I'm +just a little capitalist asshole Just +a little capitalist According +to Brian +Eno" +Don't know nothing,"Bout video games +Don't know nothing +And that's OK +You just go for pro +Go for pro +You just go for pro +Go for pro +Just gonna do your best and go for pro +Hidey hidey hidey hidey ho +They telling me to go for pro +Lawdy Lawdy Lawdy Lawdy no +They keep saying to go for pro +So I go go go go go go +Go for pro +Gotta gotta go for pro +One thing in this world you gotta know +Play some Zelda +If that's too hard you don't know +You beat your chest +You do your best +And go for pro +You just go for pro +Go for pro +You just go for pro +Go for pro +You just do your best +like donkey king beat your chest +You Go for pro +Hide it on down and go for bro +Hidey hidey hidey hidey ho +They telling me to go for pro +Hidey hidey hidey hidey ho +They telling me to go for pro +She makes milk shakes in the kitchen +Nachoes in there too +Try that bean dip baby +And that chili cheese dog too +We got quail +We got a couple of hues +We got some recliners +In case you haven +in case you haven't heard the news +You just go for pro you just go for pro +Yeah go home for pro +Hidey hidey hidey hidey ho +Just go for bro +I bet go for bro +What you gotta do +You gotta go for bro +Who you gotta be +You gotta go for bro +Road +What you got to do you got to go for road +Hidey hidey hidey hidey ho +You got to go for road +Lawdy Lawdy Lawdy Lawdy no +You got to go for ro" +Woke up and I went back to sleep,"Had another dream about everything +Looking for something new to me +Made of crystal balls +New dose makes me want to nap +All day long but I can’t do that +I have to be like an alley cat +Always proud and strong +And I see the point +Of all your schemes +But I can’t fight +With my dreams +And I don’t hear words +Just trombone sounds +Until I zone out +All night +Covering up for what I lack +With a pile of bricks and heart attack +Ashkenazi gut and a bad back +Carrying heavy loads +Float me down the river Thames +Tell the truth to all my friends +They’re better off with odds and ends +Following their nose +I" +people smoke cigarettes,"even thought they know it's bad +and it always makes my throat hurt +and i'm annoyed by that +we animals are slaves +to input stimuli +conflicting wishes and desires +no matter the consequoi +freedom of speech +freedom to reach +freedom to fail +freedom to care +there's so much i wanna do +and i just know i can +given certain circumstances +i've got no master plan +i'm turning 30 in 6 months +and i say it's significant +but everyone lives and grows and dies +so deep down i know it isn't +my default structure for a song +is 3 verses and chorus' too +maybe a bridge if i got the time +unlike tonight in which i not do +i should be changing the world +instead i'm writing a song +about nothing everything all at once +and you can't even sing along" +"One, two, one, two, three, four","There’s no way +This song could be good +‘Cause I’m just too ti-i-red +But I will write it anyway +Who needs to be inspired +I shot inspiration +That shit is overrated +I’ll make a lump of clay today +Don’t need to be gold-plated +There’s no way +That this song could be good +I can hardly play-y-y +My head feels like it’s on fire +And I need a drink +I don’t got no muse +Guiding my hand +It’s just me and my uke +I don’t need a whole band +And there’s no way +That this song could be good +It’s 11:30pm +I woke up really early today +And it’s been a long weekend +You won’t feel anything +By the end of this song +It’ll be like I never sang it +And it won’t carry on +Like, na na na na na na na +Na na, no no no no no +Na na na na na na na +Na nan a +Na na no no no no no +There’s no way that this song +That this song, that this song will be good" +I don’t much feel like singing today,"I mostly feel like running away +I wish that I could somehow wake +From this nightmare United States +The bad timeline, we got the bad timeline +No this is not fine, we’re in the bad timeline +Who can say when we went off the road +I’d maybe pin it 1980 or so +Alternate history lights up my mind +But we’re stuck in this timeline +And that’s all I’ve got to say about that +Oh wait I have more to say +Asteroid, wildfire, hurricane, earthquake +At the moment I’ve got a splitting headache +I wish that I could somehow wake +From this nightmare United States" +Behind my house and I look like him,"I didn't call it Maggie +I just tromped around the woods pretending I +was Link +Pretending I was those two boys from country +Nobody sees you when you're just a little +kid Doing +all your fun things in your own little +world in your own spaceship Flying +through your mind Everywhere +you go you never know Marble +madness the boys will come true I wonder +what's down where I made out the shine +and we laid out the rock in the +future in the future in the future future" +What little time we have,"Don’t let it waste away +Take off all your masks +And get hot like Santa Fe +Wise too late and old too quick +An empty mind and a very full plate +Every word serves a purpose +When you’re hot like Santa Fe +When you’re hot +The mosquitos come and bite +When you’re hot +You’re on fire but not quite +puncture wound is just the start +free market of decay +The only cure is to be as pure +And hot as Santa Fe" +Grab your lasso Grab,"your lasso of steam And +we’ll journey together to unpack detritus of dreams +Grab your lasso Grab +your lasso of smoke And +we’ll round up the hustlers who say can’t +you take a joke And +then we’ll dissipate Back +into a different state Of +being Grab +your lasso Grab +your lasso of fire And +we’ll shoot out with a soundtrack of an +angelic choir Grab +your lasso Grab +your lasso of air And +the fucks that we give will offset the +fact we don’t care Grab +your lasso Grab +your lasso of death Are +you the pig or the big bad wolf +out breath Gran +your lasso Grab +your lasso of fear And +we’ll find a way to make all of +it disappear" +Stevia sucks,"It tastes really bad +America is +Obsessed with no being fat +It comes from a plant +But that doesn’t move me +Don’t put it in my shake +Don’t put it in my smoothie +I don’t want the Stevia +I don’t want the Stevia +Get that shit away from me +I don’t want the Stevia +Even if I’m a bit heavier +Don’t put it in anything I eat +Stevia sucks +It tastes rotten +Like a gallon of milk +Left out and totally rotten +The government banned it +For causing cancer in mice +That’s only at large quantities +But that makes me think twice +That aftertaste is just the worst +Like modern culture sickness and saddness curse +Stevia sucks +Feels bad in my mouth +Like a rat died in there +Trying to get out +You can eat it +There’s no accounting for taste +But if you give it to me +I’ll probably spit in your face" +Trump will not keep us safe,"Trump will not keep us safe +16 years they’re kept at bay +And now I don’t feel safe +I live near new york +my family and me +and I don’t feel safe +on national security +With a white supremacist +Who has the power to kill +Extra judiciously +To murder at will +Trump will not keep us safe +Like something big is imminent +Trump needs to to be that way +It’s a straight coup of the government +When the big day comes +When the big day comes +And they’re banging their big drums +Ask did he keep us safe +For 16 years we have been safe +Why has it been that way +Ask yourself on the day +Why didn’t Trump keep us safe" +Stephanie thanks for the t-shirt Carol,"thanks for the bath toys Grandpa +Taylor and Lucy +thanks for the money It +went into Jupi’s +savings oh boy Amanda +thanks for the clothes And +the instruments Maria +thanks for the cars Cathy +thanks for the toys and outfit We’re +late saying thanks His +birthday was a month ago But +we are glad you are in our lives +Yeah we are grateful So +thank you From +J J +and J +Thank you For +Jupi’s birthday presents Jill +and bill thanks for the bubbles and lizard +Grandpa Berger +for the book and outfit Mimi +for the sorting and the fun stacking Toys, +he loves all of it Kelly, +Keira and Miach +For the stacking toys and clothes Mom +Mom thanks for the chair and the rider +He really sits and really goes Aunt +Susan thanks for the picture and the puzzle +and the book I know we’re late in +saying thanks, one month is what it took" +Bringing,"This is what it’s like when you’re singing +Bringing +This is what it’s like when you’re singing +Bringing +Singing in the wind, ohhhh x2 +This is what it’s like when you’re singing +Bringing +This is what it’s like when you’re singing +Bringing +This is what it’s like when you’re singing +Bringing +This is what it’s like when you’re singing +Bringing +Singing in the wind, ohhhh x2" +I was left in my cage by my parents,"Right outside Ikea +They said they'd be right back +I had a panic attack +It was an existential fear +So I put on my coat +And I opened my cage +And braved the winter cold +Into the store where my sadness and fear +Have only seemed to grow +rhesus macaque alone in Ontario +Where do I belong certainly not Ikea, no +All this cheap furniture that my parents love +I'm an illegal alien and so I'm just giving up" +Pickles was adopted off the streets of Montreal,"by Juliana +in 2004 The +woman that saved him said he was 2 +but he was probably four or more He +was a hard luck kitty in the streets +of the city he contracted FIV +And with this cat version of AIDS +He wasn't supposed to survive this long But +Pickles is a miracle He +is strong Pickles +The miracle cat from the mean mean streets +Pickles So +many people who's lives you've made complete Because +of the AIDS +he can't live with other cats but he +loves dogs and humans He +dresses up for halloween, it's something that he +loves doing He +became a US +citizen when he moved to Maryland +back in 2007 He +easily passed through customs Because +of his epic cuteness Amanda +and Josh +took him in And +they've lived since then in cat bliss Pickles +The miracle cat from the mean mean streets +Pickles So +many people who's lives you've made complete Pickles +You found love and you found a home +Pickles The +strongest cat this world has known He +moved to Minnesota +in 2009 He +takes interferon, pepcid and cisapride He +doesn't like the drugs Sedatives +Make him hyper and drunk He +likes boxes cause they're so enclosed He's +a tough cute kitty with a heart of +gold He +was recently diagnosed with hyperthyroidism Which +he got from a toxic mattress study conducted +by the EPA +Has hypothesized that exposure to flame retardants in +carpets and foam furniture And +mattresses known as PDBEs +May cause hyperthyroidism" +New space new space,"Same face in a new space +New space new space +Don't let it go to waste +In new space +Every single space has a sound +I'm not talking about acoustics +It gives you something hard around +Angular or full of mucus +New space new space +Taste taste +New space +New space +New space +Run your race +It's a new space +Every space has a feeling +You can feel it if you the sun +Every space has a dealing a ceiling +You can feel it if you glisten +It's a new space +New space +My legs are jelly paste +I'm so tired +I want to sleep +Moving into this new space" +Going for a walk,"With baby in the park +The trees are really green +Baby's fast asleep +Lonely little streetlamp +Out among the trees +Me baby will +Keep you company +Look up at the sky +Look down at the ground +Still baby is sleeping +Doesn't make a sound +Now papa's tired +It's time to catch some zzzzs +He's gonna sleep +Right up against this tree" +Compress the entire world down to a single,"point Black +holes grab hold of your lungs and you +cannot even speak Now +we’re on the other side And +all hope is not lost Rock +bottom the head hits hard on the core +of the universe Up +down and every which way but you stay +the course There’s +no future and no past And +I cannot even breathe Now +you’re always Everywhere +You’ll never remember what it was before The +jig is up, now it’s all just love +and cold indifference too The +stars feed on tiny little pieces of you +Down here in the muck Gift +horse in the mouth Lullabies +for the gander goose flying faster than the +speed of light Big +balloons carry sweet tunes that sound like a +dog in heat You’ll +risk it all again It +doesn’t mean anything" +Punk three thousand a hundred and naught,"Last sold back twenty twenty one +That was an all time high +This one was not quite +This one was not quite +Not quite an all time high +Not quite an all time high +When punks and autoglyphs fly +Everything will be all right +When we get the all time high +When we get to the all time high +Punk three thousand a hundred and naught +Was at the center of a lawsawt +Straybits claimed it +Just like so many alien" +You can try to build a wall,"But you will fail +You can try to pass your budget +But you will fail +You will try to seem even more successful +But you’ll fail fail fail fail fail +I’m so tired right now +I don’t want to write this song +This song is pretty fail +Whale fail flail nail hail +Fender bender +Today I got +In a fender bender +Today I got +In a fender bender +fender bender" +Ohhh oh sounds,"Sounds all around +Big and little sounds +In the air and In the ground +Some of them I like +Some of them I don’t +Some of them I’ll follow +Some of them I won’t +I can see some shapes +Fuzzy in the morn +I remember everything +Before I was born +I am still connected +To the time there was before +But everyday I’m here +I’m here a little more +I’m there a little less +The seconds ticking past +I hear all of the sounds +But I can’t keep track" +1 2 3 4 Oh,"that's na na na na na na na +na Oh +that rosh Na +na na na na na na na na +na Kabosu +Her name is Kabosu +Kobosu Was +born in a Puppy +Mill in 2005 Got +sent to an animal shelter barely alive Was +adopted by Atsuko +circa 2 She'd +name her Kobold +Zoo cause of her round face And +then she became a meme The +most famous in all the land They +named a cryptocurrency after her It +was in demand But +the coin had nothing to do with her +It was just a joke You +see the creator disavowed the coin and Atsuko +sold the meme 1 2 3 3 4 +O the doge Then +in 2001 came pleaser Dao +They bought the original image from Otsuko +Then they split that image into a billion +little bits and you can own some of +of them And +what you're owning is an actual piece of +the original meat The +picture of Kabosu +Yeah Kabosu +It's Internet +history Like +owning the Mona +Lisa Just +a tiny little piece You +can follow the transactions The +provenance is clear to see 1 2 1 +2 3 4 O +the doge Keep +going keep singing keep singing Happy +birthday happy birthday Happy +birthday Happy +birthday Happy +birthday happy birthday happy birthday happy birthday happy +birthday I forgot to mention it happens to +be the dog's birthday today Literally +the dog is 16 today so that was +very appropriate Thank +you all so much I'm +Jonathan This +is John +Gold Are +you just going to play now I might +Yeah I might just get Okay +I think John's +going to play now This +is my buddy John +We set all this up" +Sue and Gary first met,"On a bus down in Cancun +Sue thought Gary was pogi +She hoped that she would see him again soon +And they talked by the hotel pool +On the beach and more and more +She said +“This could be the very first strike +On the way to a perfect score” +Meng and Lolo Gary +They must really like getting married +Lolo Gary and Meng +So much the fun the first time +They’re doing it again +So they planned to meet at Niagara +And again in New York City +They officially became +couple on July 16th +With Geej and Mississauga +And Meng down in New York +Not a month went by +Without a “hello, goodbye” +These two made it work +Meng and Lolo Gary +They must really like getting married +Lolo Gary and Meng +So much the fun the first time +They’re doing it again +G" +Hello New,"York hello New +Jersey I hope you're doing well I'm +singing this song for you now because of +our stoop sale Our +stoop sale Stoop +sale Stoop +sale stoop sale Sunday +July 19 Got +nothing better to do Come +to Jersey +City the corner of Bergen +and Duncan +Avenue for our stoop sale Stoop +sale stoop sale stoop sale Glasses +plates bottles vases a blanket a pillow a +three hole punchy Want +video games We've +got a bunch and a small washing machine +baby mirror for the car a basket a +hat a towel hangar laundry hamper and a +small drawer a dresser and there's so much +more Stoop +sale stoop sale stoop sale Brand +stoop sale Baby +clothes some adult clothes these handbags neck pillow +four lamps Count +em four check it out we have even +more Receiving +blankets jewelry electric kettle and a clock not +one two curling irons from the pass station +to just a short walk Kitchen +stuff and more kitchen stuff Our +consumerist culture says you'll never get enough Stoop +sale stoop sale stoop sale Stoop +sale Stoop +sale stoop sale stoop sale stoop sale" +Wild Willy was a weapon of madness,"two faced sinister being +Loose change jingling baby oil mingling +With the smell of kerosene +He was just crazy enough +To be afraid of him +But not so crazy that he +Was never trusted +He'd put his cigarette out in your eye +And then buy you a drink +Willy +Wild Willy +Willy +Wild Willy +Wild Willy was a ladies man +With a shiny dangerous charm +lateral thinker, hook line and sinker +He could convince you or twist your arm +He was incapable of love +He didn't like you +But he was unable to stop +He'd try to bite you +He'd call you up at 3am +""I love you go to hell"" +Willy +Wild Willy +Willy +Wild Willy +Wild Will bit the dusty +When his Don saw opportunity +Like bait on a hook the final chapter of his book +Played out so pure and clean +Lying in pieces down a dark alleyway +brand new species of death and decay +Wild Willy's soul gladly took a dive +Straight down into hell" +I’m jet lagged,"And losing my voice +Trying to write a song +With limited choices +Can’t sing up here +I gotta sing down here +I’m tired +Didn’t get much sleep +And my wife and my baby +Both need me +But I feel like +I’ve got so much to do +When I tell you that I write a song +No matter what else is going on +Well this day is an example of that +So take it as a matter of fact +That I do +What I say I do +With regards to song a day" +Oh hey hey,"What a beautiful day +Oh hey hey +What a do-little day +I wandered out +And met a man selling watermelon +By the willow tree +He looked at me +He gave me some free +He peeled back his skin +And lo and behold beneath +It was another face +He was an orangutan +And he bared his fangs +I heard a bang +And my phone rang +And the caller said to me +“What a beautiful day” +That’s what the caller said to me +She said “a do-little day” +I took a picture with my phone +And sent it out +To all my friends +And they texted back +That as a matter of fact +Orangutans attack +I started to run +But I knew that I’d be caught +So I just played dead +Like a possum instead +As the primate touched my head +And he said: +“Hey, hey such a beautiful day” +He said +“Hey hey, just a do-little day” +Hey hey +Just a beautiful day +Hey hey +Just a do-little day +Just a do-little day +Hey hey +It was a beautiful day" +Before an Apple event,"It feels like Christmas Eve +I wonder why it feels this way +Even though there’s no Steve +I feel anticipation +I feel, like I’ve been waitin’ +I feel patient, kind of, forever +Our phone doesn’t work +Because of AT&T +Our phone doesn’t work +So I’m gonna switch to Verizon +Why do I look forward +To every product announcement +What need does this fulfill with me +I’m confounded +I’ve watched every keynote +Every song and dance +I’ve hung, on every word +And when I stop to think +It really seems absurd +Our phone doesn’t work +Because of AT&T +Our phone doesn’t work +So I’m gonna switch to Verizon +Very soon +I’ve been waiting for the new iPhone very soon +I guess that’s why it feels like Christmas Eve" +CEOs making out like bandits,"It's sabotage I know you planned it +Blaming it on the unions +Just like you're always doing +It's the same old story +Let the workers run the factories +Defenestrate the management +Show them who is boss +The Twinkie Kid and King Ding Dong are Dead +The Twinkie Kid and King Ding Dong are Dead +The Twinkie Kid and King Ding Dong are Dead +They're dead" +Panda and thunder,"They’re big and small +Brother and sister +Sweet old dogs +Thunder waddles +And Panda so cute +But the most distinguishing feature +Is the terrible toots +Panda and thunder +Terrible toots +That wasn’t me +And that wasn’t you +Open a window +Crack the door +Those terrible toots +From panda and thunder +Panda is a big +But she is scared +He moaned and barked +When I came down the stairs +Thunder is chill +He just wants to hang +New person in my house +No it ain’t no thang!" +Wash your hands,"Sneeze into your arm +Stay home if you’re sick +But if you don’t want to get the flu +There’s a very simple trick +Oh! +Wash your hands (Go wash your hands) +Wash your hands (Go wash your hands) +Wash your hands (Go wash your hands) +Wash your hands!" +Oh satan not this time,"You can’t get what you don’t got coming +You can’t pretend it’s all just fine +When the tidal wave hits the ground running +You can’t hold me down +You can’t call my bluff +You can’t run around +And call that love +Oh satan not this time +Each line so well rehearsed +I run fast and you’ll never find +My soul you gotta catch me first +You can" +Lindsay McCove went out on a date,"Lindsay McCove, it didn’t go so great +Lindsay McCove went home and got drunk +Lindsay McCove made a video blog +And when she burped, the end +She burped, the end +She burped +I hope she didn’t do his taxes +She burped +The end" +Too many,"Discord +Servers +Too many +Discord +Servers +Too many +Discord +Servers +Too many +Discord +Servers +And you may ask yourself how did +I end up with so many +Discord +Servers +And you may think to yourself too many +I don't even remember joining this +Discord +Server +Too many +Discord +Servers +Why +Why +Why +Why +And you may ask yourself do +I need so many +Discord +Servers +And you may say to yourself +I don't want to miss anything +You may then say to yourself but +I don't want so many disc +Why" +Sometimes it’s hard,"To care at all +When the pockets of truth are buried +In the very first snowfall +Can’t wait for spring +It’s already too late +The giant hungry mouth is coming +And we can’t satiate +We decontextualize it all +Til we can’t recognize ourselves +It’s like when Bob Dylan said +You gotta ring them bells +You gotta pick a winning horse in the lottery +Wear the biggest mask in the parade +Make a false prediction shamelessly +You gotta cry when things don’t go your way +Can’t help but feel +Like we’re out of control +Like all the cards we’re holding mean +We can’t do anything but fold +And still the owl +Crunching in the snow +Running in place and calling up +The kraken from below" +early bird gets the worm,"but a late bird gets more sleep +and studies show that 8 hours +is the least amount you need +so put that head back on the pillow +and get to counting sheep +or count worms wiggling round +Or birds flying free +Take a nap +Take a nap +Take a tip from me +Take a nap +Get a zap +Of free energy +I’ve never been one to stay up late +I used to wake about nine +But since I had a kid +Things have really been in decline +6am every morning +Then it’s playing time +So we go to bed really early +But even I find +Take a nap +Take a nap +Take a tip from me +Take a nap +Get a zap +Of free energy +Take a nap +Take a nap +It’s so good for your health +If you’re tired +Take a nap +And it will always help +I think that every office building +Should have a nap room built +And when I go to conferences +I need my napping quota filled +Sometimes I feel guilty +I try to keep those feeling still +While I take a nap and get a jump +On everything" +In the northwest pacific,"Lies a structure so immense +Beneath the sky and atmosphere +And water that never relents +Rumbling so soft +Hidden in plain sight +400 miles wide +1000 miles east of japan +a great big carnival ride +The earth begins to cough +It's Tamu Massif +One of the biggest +Volcanos in the solar system +145 million +Years ago it formed +Great big heights old and wizened +The earth surprised us +She's still got some tricks +What mysteries await beyond +The dust and dirt and sticks? +Tamu Missif yeah +Someday we'll travel +Out beyond the stars +We'll get our kicks on Tatooine +in Mos Eisley bars +Tamu Missif yeah" +Tell me a story,"That doesn’t end +That starts with madness +And then descends +Into ridicule +And defeat +There’s no king left +On the mercy seat +And all the pundits +Are barking for their lives +I’ll paint you a picture +Of sudden collapse +Of sunken treasure +Of redrawn maps +Of circles imploding +And rotting fruit +Of the lives that are lost +When the gun won’t shoot +And all the pundits +Are barking for their lives +I’ll drop my phone +And the screen will break +Suddenly the pressures +More than I can take +I walk out the door +And into the street +Where the eggs are cooking +On the street +And all the pundits +Are barking for their lives +6" +huge old cockroach,"will you survive the apocalypse +just hanging out on my green screen +like a weird visiting alien +huge old cockroach +your people were here before me +and you will be here after +just hanging out on my green screen +cockroach on my green screen +antenna wiggling round +i can't tell if he's nice or mean +Look he's moving now +Cockroach on my green screen +He makes me kind of sad +I wish I had antennae +So I could feel like that" +And it never you won't belong here never,"again that's okay that's all you can S +M walking apart there's no afraid of the +dark you don't belong you never did and +that's okay just a little kid again you +don't belong here you never did and once +upon a time you were just a little +kid there's no thousands there's no Mario +Don't you know you never belong to my +baby and get out now" +Hey!,"Would you be open to a trade? +I just bought this ape +with the 50 eth you paid me yesterday. +We could just use SudoSwap! +I've set it all up, +you just have to approve it. +It really was a mistake, +selling that ape. +I'd love to get him back, if possible. + I actually paid .29 more eth +for the ape I'm swapping with you. +Woogle, that’s your name +You bought my Ape +And I’m sending you this song +I didn’t think that I’d feel this way +About a jpeg of an ape +But here we are and all I can say +Is at the end of the day" +Carry on,"in the face of all the things you have to do +Carry on +Keep your dictionary fresh +With letters made of you +Cuz time is such a mess +And so’s the space you’re moving through +Carry on +For no other reason than the earth +Carry on +Even when you’re bloody +Beaten and badly hurt +You might get hit by a truck +Or die of thirst +Carry on +Straight into the darkest place you know +Carry on +In the cold and dusty desert +In the warming summer snow +There’s nowhere to be +There’s nowhere to go" +I feel so guilty when I just make,"up a song for you And +I don't write down any words or really +make anything up at all I just make +it up as I go along I'm +going a bit crazy these days I've +got a lot of work and I've +got two kids They +take a lot of work They +take a lot out of me My +children I love them but they take a +lot out of me I feel guilty I +feel guilty if the song is too short +I feel guilty if I'm +just making it up I feel guilty if +the song is too short I feel guilty +if I'm +just making it up If +I'm just making it up I feel guilty +feel guilty Oh +feel guilty I feel guilty Uh +uh uh Yes +I do lo" +Down at Ocean Way number 11,"There lived an Octopus, his name was Evan +He partied with the jellyfish +Slept in coral with the clams +And together with some friends +He started a band +Rock and roll +With an octopus +We don’t mess with you +Don’t mess with us +Oceanus came like a typhoon +And said cut that racket out or I’ll smite you +But Evan and his friends +P layed even harder then +And the music swelled so big +It became a weapon +Hey big daddy Ocean +Dont’ worry about it dude +We rock all creation +With a righteous attitude +Leave us alone now +To rock out here in peace +You don’t want to be like +Some rock and roll police" +Oh yeah,"All right +Feels good +Gotta go for a run +Cause +I'm really out of shape +And +I'm gonna run far +Cause there's no escape +From your own shame and your own doubt +There's nowhere to go no not right now +Gonna go for a run +Cause it's nice outside +Gonna do my best +Gonna use my feet for the ride +Gonna go for a run +That's what +I'm gonna do +And +I don't care if you think it's stupid" +My friend Noah,"Takes a photo of himself Every +single day For +23 years It’s +fun to watch his face Change +He almost always makes the same face There’s +just a few days where that’s not the +case But +to see them all reminds us of the +inevitable march towards death My +friend Noah +Is selling all of these photos of himself +As NFTs +Which face will you choose Which +date will you choose From +all of these You +can find so many cool tags and traits +He almost always makes the same face But +to see them all reminds us of the +inevitable march towards death" +"She died, she died I knew a man","that was bigger than a building Fell +off a cliff, he died I was afraid +of falling off of the world Falling +off of this mountain and into the stars +I knew a girl who didn’t want to +be brought back to life But +I brought her back anyway She +could go with me Sooner +or later you’re gonna have to pay or +make a deal with the devil even as +you’re goin straight up to, the stars Sooner +or later you’re gonna have to pay or +make a deal with the devil even as +you’re goin straight up to, the stars I +knew a girl who wanted to see me +dead I let her live, I let her +live I knew a man who was mostly +a machine He +was my best friend, my only friend I +was afraid that I wouldn’t make the right +choice Though +I didn’t know it, at the time I +knew a man who wasn’t a man at +all He +was made of clay, he was made of +earth Sooner +or later you’re gonna have to pay or +make a deal with the devil even as +you’re goin straight up to, the stars Sooner +or later you’re gonna have to pay or +make a deal with the devil as you’re +goin straight up to, the stars I knew +a girl who was trapped in a little +cell, and I loved her, I loved her +I knew a man who wanted to become +the king, I helped him once, now he’s +dead Sooner +or later you’re gonna have to pay or +make a deal with the devil even as +you’re goin straight up to, the stars Sooner +or later you’re gonna have to pay or +make a deal with the devil as you’re +goin straight up to, the stars" +The chains are ready and the stage is set,"The shadow forks and the testnets +Have been double and triple and quadruple checked +And now there is only one thing left +Five thousand and five days +The proof of work is right there in my name +They’ve all been immortalized on this chain +But consensus is about to change +This is the last song I’ll ever write on Proof of Work +All the haters and the doubters too +You can’t let them get to you +There’s no low to they won’t stoop +Take it from me here’s what you do +Turn the music up and take a breath +Breathe it out till there’s nothing left +Remember every promise that you’ve kept +You kept going when they just flipped" +They met in the summer of 2013 he,"crashed a work staff after party their first +date was at Hearst +Castle they loved to visit St +Louis Obispo +she likes cats dogs horses too cheesecake candy +and good food the smell of rain a +crisp fall day this is the me through +an Emily +someday we'll travel the world and see what +she has to offer and back to the +east coast to start a farm that's what's +in their future walking around Lake +Merritt they go are snuggling in to watch +Bob's burgers board games and poop jokes comfort +food pasta with butter she doesn't like bad +California drivers that didn't drive like that in +Maine she's Lear +Romanian just don't ask her to go run +name mango doesn't like her but they'll be +friends someday and their one eyed cat named +Smee was so happy when they got engaged +someday they'll travel the world and see what +she has to offer then back to the +east coast to start a farm that's what's +in their future" +Every night i say,"I have to go do my song +And every night my wife +Says do you have to go do your song +In a tone like oh i’m +So surprised +It’s a little in joke +That’s comprised +of me and her +And no one else +Although I’ve just let you in +On the fun +Every night I do +The dishes in the sink +I put podcasts in my ear +So I don’t have to think +About death and destruction +About taxes and money +It’s a little ritual that I got +Just between me and me +Although I’ve just let you in +on the fun" +If you are rocking a PFP,"Under 100k +pls don’t at me +Or share your opinion on my wall +I don’t really care what you have to say +You need to work harder +If you wanna be an ape like me +Fuck your hustle and grind +I’m losing my mind +Don’t be like this guy +If you’re rocking a PFP +Under 100k +Move out of your moms basement +Stack eth and sol +Buy a few real +Profile pictures +Then share your opinion +If you wanna be an ape like me r" +Tim Cook,"is standing on stage and talking about baseball. +Tim Cook +is standing on stage and talking about the +color green. Tim +Cook is standing on stage and talking about +iPad Air. +Tim Cook +is standing on stage and talking about the +iPhone SE. +Tim Cook +is standing on stage and and saying the +word ""pro"" a lot. M1 +Ultra, ok, now that really hits the spot. +UltraFusion, this is Ultra +Fun. 128gb of memory, and they're not even +done. Do +I hold out for a new Mac +Pro, or just do the Mac +Studio? Steve +would have loved this, oh oh oh oh +I just keep imagining the new Mac +Pro, though. Which +is hopefully coming around this June. +But that's a long long time to wait. +And this Mac +Studio will be here soon. I’m +buying this screen despite this situation. Tim +Cook is standing on stage and talking about +stuff. They +teased the Mac +Pro, so maybe that's enough." +You and me lost in the corn maze,"You thought she was your mama +But she was just an imposter +Will we ever find our ways +Back into the world of the living +You’re staring at something +You stare and you stare +And you butt kiss a pumpkin +You and me wandering in the corn maze +You navigate by the stars in the sky +Oh how I love these long fall days +When you’re my baby and I’m your guy +You’re trying to figure out +What this image of death is about +But it makes no sense +You and me doing our thing in the corn maze +We don’t get discouraged, we keep moving on +Times like these I know everything is OKs +The space we occupy is right where we belong" +Looking now on Atlanta,"and the sky look at all those buildings +and the cars drifting by I've +got no time to write my song I've +got no time to write my song no +time no no no no Looking +out on Atlanta +from my hotel room Making +up a song so I can finish my +song so soon so soon I got no +time to write my song no no as +usual no time to write it's wrong Oh +no Sorry +guys Working +hard" +Cutiepunks,"Ultra punks +Trash punks +Lite punks +Gold punks +Hash Punks +Smile Punks +Pipe punks +3d Punks +Lego punks +Singing +Black and white punks +Pirate punks +Astropunks +Spacebot and +SciFi punks +There is only one +CryptoPunks +First there were none +Then CryptoPunks +Dogepunks +Meme punks +Pokepunks +GamePunks +Anime punks +Manga punks +Hero punks +Super punks v2 +Dragon ball +Peekaboo +Dystopian +Lazer eye +Rap punks +Sport punks +Death punks +Horror punks +Bastard GAN v1 +Bastard GAN v2 +Unofficial +UnUnofficial +And I’m not even through +MC punks +Nifty punks +Ziggy punks +Octopunks +Jurriasic punks +Kong Punks +ZillaPunks +Arabian +Picasso punks +Pop art +Cryptobit +Animated +President +Cryptobaby +Genuis +Mariachi" +Its very very late and I'm,"driving home from the studio was working all +day on songs and some video It's +230 in the morning we didn't finish what +we were making and now I gotta go +home because I'm +really really tired and I'm +not faking So +when you do a song a day sometimes +you work on one and then you don't +finish it and it's really really late When +you do a song a day then you +just gotta make one Driving +in your car on the way home Not +the safest thing but it's okay It's +okay I'm +okay Are +you okay I'm +really really tired Sorry +For such a acapella kind of song This +is just what happens sometimes What +song a day Yeah +that's a cool beat man" +Riddles aren’t solvable,"From the middle of your mind +If you’re ten feet tall +You’ve got an axe to grind +You’ve got a rubber stamp +Take a chance when you deploy +Somewhere between being a man +And a boy +Situations tolerable +But then everything can change +An explosion in the dark +It’s just the nature of things +Cuddle up to despair +She’ll never lead you wrong +Before you learn to sing +You’ve got to learn the song +Baby you’re adorable +Crusted over like a pie +You’re a pile of carbon +That learned to ask why +But your brain stopped growing +Just before capacity +Big enough to look +But too small to see" +Bathrobe Man and Skull Boy,"Knew they needed all the facts +So they met one night in Tulsa +And they forged themselves a pact +They’d follow every lead +No matter where it goes +They’d expose an evil villain +And be celebrated as heroes +Their fellowship was powerful +And the money freely flowed +They started making phone calls +And then they hit the road +They signed no contracts +For there was no need +They were bound together +By a common enemy +And everyone’s a hero +In the stories that they tell +And their monologues get longer +On the road to hell +Bathrobe man paid his rent +Skull Boy he bought a car +They interviewed a lawyer +Who’d been disbarred +They interviewed experts +In search of the truth +Exotic dancers and journalists +They got testimony and they got proof +They had done their diligence +They’d uncovered every sin +But they needed more money +So they asked again +Bathrobe man was the finger +Skull Boy was the thumb +storm was a brewing +Just beyond the horizon +And everyone’s a hero +In the stories that they tell +And their monologues get longer +On the road to hell +There was a wealthy donor +That Bathrobe Man hated +He was a friend of Skull Boy’s +Tensions escalated +Skull Boy said to Bathrobe Man +“You’re a beta mangina cuck +You’re a crazy sonofabitch +And your music sucks.” +Bathrobe man proclaimed +From his bathtub of solitude, +“Skullboy went too far this time +Our partnership was through.” +Skullboy was nearly broke +So he couldn’t say, “See you later!” +He convinced Bathrobe man +To meet with a mediator +And everyone’s a hero +In the stories that they tell +And their monologues get longer +On the road to hell +For a time all was quiet +The truce had seemed to work +Suddenly a thunderbolt +And they both went berserk +Skullboy getting greedy +Didn’t want to get a job +His car needed to be repaired +He said, “I don’t want this ride to stop.” +Bathrobe Man was furious +He called Skullboy a liar +Skullboy and the mediator +Set Bathrobe Man on fire +Last I saw any of them +They were strangling each other with +USB cables and fishing line +Tumbling over a cliff" +Pyramid scheme,"NFTs are a Pyramid scheme +That’s why way back in 2017 +I met Judy and Bea +At a meetup in NYC +And we ate pizza with cheese +And Jonathan and John Crain +They didn’t try to sell me anything +They were just as excited as me +Bout digital scarcity +And we talked technology +And it was fun and free +But sure, you heard about NFTs +Like a month ago +And now you’re very sure that you know +All that you need to know +You’re taking your disdain for the hype +Around blockchain +And mapping it on to this +Which is sensible +But you gotta see +Is that for those of us who have been +Working since 2017 +It’s about flipping the scene +From giant tech companies +To owning things we’re making +And it’s very early +Nothing is quite ready +There’s tradeoffs that we fear +And so we hold on for dear +Life as we scream +Digital scarcity" +I did it,"I rearranged the studio again +I’m tired +And I really, really want to take a bath +But it’s too hot +I’m sweating +And I gotta sit down to write this song +It’s thunder storming +But I can’t hear it from inside +That makes me sad +But it’s too hot +To sit outside +The heat makes me angry +I can’t explain why +This ashkenazi jew belongs +Where the cold winds go lai lai lai +I did it +I rearranged the studio again +This will last me +Oh for at least a little while" +And then I spit up phlegm,"My cough has gotten worse +And then I cough again +Oh God +It sucks +I really don’t like being sick at all +Got the flu +Boo +Ay ay ay ay +I’m tired of being sick +And I don’t want to be sick anymore +Okay? Okay." +Nothing that you ever do is wrong,"How could it be if you are the one doing it? +Here you are, in the space that you belong +It’s yours to take if you don’t ruin it +I am speaking right to you +You who hear me sing +You don’t have to listen +Or really do anything +But every single step you take +Can set the stage for the world to quake +Molten lava and boiling bogs +It’s in your blood, it’s what you’ve got +Folding ever folding right inside yourself +Life and death 1000 cells dividing +You can take your time inside the hole you’ve dug +Hide as long as you feel like hiding +You can feign interest +In these tired words +You can sit there wishing +For things to be as they were +But every single step you take +Can set the stage for the world to quake +Molten lava and boiling bogs +It’s in your blood, it’s what you’ve got +You can toil in obscurity +Or you can come out swinging +It can be your fate to be +There in the corner singing +Don’t pretend to be something you’re not +This is your moment on earth +There’s always something to figure out +But you should put them in order first" +Time for the Too Long Didn’t Read quiz,"You’ve been reading Urlesque +Then come and play +If you get them all wrong +We’ll send you junk anyway +Let’s play!" +Justin Sun hired Hans Zimmer,"To make a song for Tron +And it’s so funny +I don’t know why +It’s so funny +But it made me laugh +Let’s just say that it’s not his best work +But Every song can’t be a hit +I know that better than most +And it’s ok, Hans don’t feel bad +I guess this puts me in a rare category +Of: “People that’ve written a song for a blockchain” +Everything is hyperreal +Everything is hyperreal +Nothing makes sense +And nothing is real +I’m sure Hans don’t feel too bad +I’m sure he was paid a very fat stack +We’ve all got to try to get our bag +Before the big collapse +The great big collapse" +the iron in my blood is pushing on my veins,"the red blood cells are in crisis +my heart is exploding deep within my chest +Aphrodite is making out with Isis +The phases of the moon +And your words make me swoon +I find myself open to understanding +I ask for what I want +I ask clearly and without shame +I ask with no hint of strategizing +my body is made to carry great weight that's put upon it +and this i offer freely without a thought +towards any recompense i do it because i can +it reminds me of what i'm and what i'm not +And the quiet in my mind +is often not the kind +of thing that i can hang on to for long +when i'm lifting heavy things +my body bends and sings +and my mind is empty and just as strong +so i'll let it go, all illusion of control +i won't try to hear what i want tah +i will listen and i will speak +from the iron inside of me +and the red blood cells that hold the fire +And as crisis turns to calm +i'm sailing soft upon +a wish made deliberate and wholehearted +and each part of me will take +turns in each other's wake +like geese flown south newly departed" +when moses returned,"from a long trip to the mountain +when god had gone silent +the commandments had been counted +what's the first thing he said +as he entered his home +after being away for so long +did he say, oh! oh! it's good to be home +i wanna curl up and snuggle with the one that i love +did he say oh! oh! it's good to be home +god's great and all but i've had enough +after long years of battle +in 1813 +when napolean returned +to his josephine +what's the first thing she heard +as he opened the door +was she in his arms +before his hat hit the floor +i like to conquer but i've had enough +after a full month of marching +and being arrested +a year spent in prison +locked up not suppressed +did ghandi walk peacefully +to the room he called home +did he prefer company +or did he like to be alone? +let's march for freedom but +we got trains we got planes +we got boats bikes and cars +seems we're always moving +where ever we are +but there's nothing like the feeling +when you get back to town +and you flip on the light +and you set your bags down +i like to travel but i've had enough" +Multiple dimensions all at once,"You can’t put on a hat made out of time +I am who I am across the universe +barrel of monkeys or a barrel of slime +You can have everything you want +And you can have it all at once +Each moment is a new thing +Each choice is always moving +Dance until you run out of breath +Starlight in the summer beyond the trees +Time is relative and space is a constant +Everything changes when you freeze" +I knew a boy who lived in Kentucky,"With his fire-breathing cat +Nobody loved him +Nobody hugged him +He was ridiculed and laughed at +Everybody was afraid of him +And the cat that burned +But the boy didn't care at all +He was unconcerned +One day Kentucky +Had had enough +They were out for blood +When the boy tried to stop them +They threw him down in the mud +They took the cat to Washington +For experimentation +The people fear what they don't understand +And they want explanations +The boy trained for years and years +And when he was at his peak +He went to Washington and took his cat back +Leaving whole armies in defeat +The cat had learned +The miracle of flight +They flew to the highest mountain +Where it's said they live to this day +Among unicorns and dragons" +Mark Twain,"and Jane +Austen sit around a bright campfire Jane +says to Twain, +""I got your number, mang, you're just a +crotchety old white guy."" Twain +says, ""Jane, your books are a pain, I +hate all your characters."" Jane +says, ""Dude, with that attitude, it's a wonder +you can write at all "" But +let's put our differences aside for now Before +we say even nastier words Because +I think I hear Coming +over that ridge great big zombie hoard Jane +Austen and Mark +Twain Blood +spattered weapons in their hands Cutting +up zombies and saving their brains Two +legends of prose taking a final stand The +windows are foggy in an abandoned church And +Jane is straddling Mark +""We're insane,"" he says, ""Shut up Twain +and let me get to work."" There's +a sound like pain and a grunt and +a strain And +the windows start to shake Just +behind the door, the zombie hoard Banging +like a giant earthquake Jane +reaches for her crossbow Twain +gets his shotgun ""I love you"" ""I know +you do"" ""Shit get ready here they come +hot and dirty dusty wind The +grand canyon howls and barks Mark +is holding Jane's +hand And +Jane is holding Mark's +At the edge of a cliff and it's +a long way down Their +ears perked up waiting Twain +says, ""Jane if this were Prague +I think we'd be defenestrating"" All +the bullets gone, the arrows flung The +blades are dull all the duets sung As +the zombies come with the setting sun Mark +and Jane +turn and jump" +Do I want my songs,"To only live in one place +Should I set them free +Let them out of a cage +Who will listen +After the heat death of the universe +I’ve kept a record of my life +In these songs +Most of them +I’ll only sing once +Most of them +Will only be heard +By a handful of people +I put my songs on spotify +So you can hear them anytime +I think they’ll be there for a while +Until the internet ends +Till the internet +Ends in a blaze of fire and soot +With no idea no idea where to put +All of the data that we’ve built up +Every bad tweet and piece of good luck +Do I want my songs +To die a death so +meaningless +Is there any meaning +In these songs at all" +Anand Giridharadas,"Don’t care about your delusions +Oh, I’m so philinthropic! +But don’t talk about my profits +At the Aspen Institute +He made himself clear +In a room full of billionaires +He held up a mirror +Said you want to save the world +good hearted plutocrat +Pay your goddamn taxes +How bout we start with that +Anand Giridharadas +Says you can’t solve problems +If you caused the problems +And the problem is your profits +Anand has this tendency +To write and to say +Things that I’ve been thinking +But don’t know how to convey +He’s speaking truth to power +Time to ban the billionaires +And he wears a cool blue suit +And he’s got really cool hair" +All the cheese in the whole world melted,"Every cloud looked like a dragon +Every heart was sad and sagging +And the rain didn’t know how to stop +On the day kangaroos didn’t hop +There was no more mysteries to be solved +Each honeybee took a mistress called rosehips and hibiscus +And the farmers’ tears couldn’t save their crops +On the day kangaroos didn’t hop +The government outlawed dancing +On a lonely dusty hill +There was Jack and there was Jill +And they came close but never reached the top +On the day kangaroos didn’t hop +I threw all my clothes out the window +I joined the county fair +Started growing out my hair +Til it looked just like Cinderella’s mop +On the day kangaroos didn’t hop" +Down the street kids making out And,"their folks don't even care About +a teenage heart They +beat so wild I'm +impressed They +don't even think about it And +they don't see me I feel creepy I +wish I could be seventeen again Look +at the sky today It's +getting gray And +it's okay Seen, +seen, still Slowly +autumn chillin' And +it's gettin' gray And +it's okay And +it's gettin' gray And +it's okay Seen, +seen, still All +the people well They're +hand in hand now They're +wearing cardigans They're +keeping watch Down +the street kids making out And +their folks don't even care About +a teenage heart They +beat so wild I'm +impressed if they don't even think about it +They don't see me I'm +feeling creepy I wish that I could be +seventeen again Now +the rain begins The +meter makes a chagrin But +it don't bother the kids In +the park The +dogs have left their marks Hear +them as they bark What +are they saying? I have a hunch that +But they just wanna be loved Down +the street kids making out And +their folks don't even care about a teenage +heart They +beat so wild I'm +impressed if they don't even think about it +They don't see me I'm +feeling creepy I wish that I could be +seventeen again Cool" +1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10,"1 is the loneliest +2 Is the friendliest +3 is a crowd they say +4 is a chore +5 is 1 more +6 is a partay +7 is a ducky +8 is kind of lucky +9 doesn't have any plans +10 10 10 +Say it again +All the first numbers do a big dance +1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10" +Do you want to go to war,"Cuz I don’t +Who wants to go to war +It’s John Bolton +That mustachioed architect +Of the WMD +Lies that lead to war +And all that misery +Do you want to go to war +To see the world burn +Who wants to go to war +John Bolton never learns +heart as hard as a camels toe +soul as black as pits +War with iran or north korea +is what he’ll be going with +Do you want to go to war +i’d rather have mike pence +who wants to go to war +I don’t think he’s on the fence +Some semblance of strategy +Even if it’s dark and bad +Vs. chaos and strange desires +The whole world going mad" +Instinct tells you to run away,"Some ancestor’s forgotten dream +That was built into your DNA +Bit by bit just like a machine +The stars were much closer then +Galaxies you could just reach out and touch +Close your eyes and count to ten +You lack imagination but it don’t take much +In caves and trees and huts and homes +All matter’s present for better or worse +The same kinds of people you’ve always known +The only thing thats different is the universe" +She gets the blame,"But she didn’t eat the fruit +He was dumb and distracted +As the snake played flute +He pointed at her +And there they were +Forced to confront a world unsure +The knowledge is heavy +Heavy as a setting sun +And now it weighs +Down on everyone +They had some kids +And they didn’t get along +The snake said hey +I know this song +pregnant stone +Blood and bone +Cut to the core of what it means to be alone +The knowledge is heavy +Heavy as a setting sun +And now it weighs +Down on everyone +No matter how far +We think we’ve come +The music still plays +And we’re just as dumb +The deck was always stacked +Can’t take anything back +You can’t let your guard down and relax" +"The sun, the war we got. Now","there's a better one in his properties. All +your key elements. Now +there's a better one and its properties are +better than all the rest of them. It's +automatical. No +more double spell. Push +your cash from the red or spherical, a +new world will begin." +Beto on a countertop,"Beto on a bench +Squatting on a countertop +This guy is so intense +He really wants you to know +That he’s the inspiring man +From every movie ever +Who really likes to stand +On a countertop +On a table outside +On a countertop +On a table inside" +I am sitting in a very ugly place,"The landscape is a barren tattered waste +Humans decimate and they never get enough +Music fills the spaces that we cut uo +Ugly so ugly +In a way that only leads back to human beings +Ugly so ugly +I try to find it but I can’t see the beauty +Today I was thinking about how lucky we are +To have music in our lives we carry in our hearts +Just some frequencies that resonate in air +Our ears and brains feel delight and despair +Ugly so ugly +In a way that only leads back to human beings +Ugly so ugly +I try to find it but I can’t see the beauty" +The hemlock trees are dying all around this house,"Fungus taking over and sucking their life out +Why can't we all just get along? +Why can't we all just get along? +Why do some stars have to die +For others to come alive? +Ohhhh +Why can't we all just get along? +What I want, what you want +Don't necessarily match +Love can conquer all, but choices are the catch +Why can't we all just get along? +Why can't we all just get along? +Why do black holes have to suck +And then light is out of luck? +Ohhh +Why can't we all just get along? +In most any situation +I am willing to compromise +Just meet me in the middle +And we can improvise +Ohhhh +Why can't we all just get along? +Why can't we all just get along? +One big bang +And we all do our thang +Ohhhh +Why can't we all just get along? +Why can't we all just get along? +The hemlock trees are dying all around this house +Damn that fungus +Choking the life out +Why can't we all just get along? +Why can't we all just get along? +Why do some stars have to die +For others to come alive? +Tell me +Why can’t we all just get along? +Tell me +Why can’t we all just get along?" +Well you’re a fat cat,"And you gotta lose some weight +Cuz it’s not healthy to be so fat +What have you been eating? +Misbehave yourself to feeding +No cat should ever look like that +Do you have a thyroid problem? +Do you eat when you’re depressed? +We’re about to solve this +With some water and a treadmill +Look, be dressed +Kitty on a treadmill +Kitty on a tread +If anything will work, this will +But the battle’s uphill +Kitty on a treadmill +Kitty on a tread +If anything will work, this will +But the battle’s uphill +Kitty on a treadmill +Kitty on a tread +If anything will work, this will +But the battle’s uphill +Kitty on a treadmill +Kitty on a tread +If anything will work, this will +But the battle’s uphill +Oh +Kitty on a treadmill +Oh +Kitty on a treadmill +Yeah +Kitty on a treadmill +Oh oh oh" +There’s an orange ball flying through the air,"It goes into the hoop and disappears +Where did the orange ball go +Where did the orange ball go +Where did it go +Now we can’t play sports +I feel exposed +And out of sorts +Where did the orange ball go +Where did the orange ball go" +Everyone’s got a place in the universe,"Everyone’s got a place +Everyone’s got a place in the universe +Everyone’s got a place +Everyone’s got a place in the universe +Everyone’s got a place +Every single person’s got a place in the universe +Everyone’s got a placeeee +Sometimes people ask me +“What do you do when you don’t feel like writing a song” +Well, I’ll just point ‘em to this song +This song +I gotta move on Monday +Cross-country +And it’s bumming me out +I’m driving cross-country +And it’s gonna be fun +But moving’s bumming me out +Out +Everyone’s got a place in the universe +Everyone’s got a place +Everyone’s got a place in the universe +You’ve got a place" +Freda Lewis,"Hall is feeling the heat Can +you feel it? She +may have seen the light but now she's +feeling the heat Can +you feel it? Bart +Kamen showed us his heart I couldn't believe +it He +took off his hat and showed us his +heart I couldn't believe it If +you let yourself get stressed out Then +pieces of your telomeres Will +end up littering the stage We +need better tools like Galileo +And to learn what we can From +aviation We +should be in a innovation golden age Collaboration, +oh oh And +innovation, oh oh And +sharing data, oh oh And +building apps that make sense of the noise +All the pieces are in place and we +are poised Michael +Graves told us that architecture experts Are +kind of stupid Tim +O'Reilly said that the key to innovation Is +fun, oh I knew it When +all of this equipment Becomes +cheap and free Then +young people can drive the change There's +people that we want to know And +people that we don't now we need to +know If +you're an expert you can't see it cause +it's all too strange Collaboration, +oh oh And +innovation, oh oh In +tumor treating fields And +nanovirus robot zombies that kill cancer It's +a pretty big problem and there's no single +answer And +Lance Armstrong +seemed like a really cool guy The +commitment that he's made brought a tear to +my eye (that's no lie) And +I could write an entire opera about Diana +Nyad It +may sound something like this She's +swimming Yeah, +she's swimming She's +singing Neil +Young And +she's swimming BOX +JELLY FISH +BOX JELLY +FISH But +she doesn't give up No +she doesn't give up, no no no Her +EMT passed out last night But +she doesn't give up, no no BOX +JELLY FISH, +again BOX +JELLY FISH, +again SUICIDE +FISH!! To +the rescue SUICIDE +FISH To +the rescue, yeah yeah yeah yeah And +there's no defeat in failure There’s +no defeat in failure Tumors +and nerves with a phosphorescent glow I'm +on the floor now Encoder +transducer now the brains like a computer Please, +please no more now My +brain can’t take this Prevent +maternal mortality By +redefining the boundaries It's +a failure of our collective imagination Loudon +Wainwright's on a lot of drugs And +Jill's inherited a lot of crap But +hey, haven't and aren’t we all Collaboration, +oh oh And +innovation, oh oh And +Daniel Kraft +is Related +to Martha +Stewart I can see it Innovate, +collaborate, dream it, build it, make it, do +it, be it If +you're gonna move, If +you want stability, be a tree But +if you're gonna move Yeah +if you’re gonna move You're +gonna have to risk your balance." +Do you want a sandwich,"Of course I want a sandwich +What kind of sandwich do you want +Whatever man, it’s all good +I worked for a man +Who liked ham on rye +With a little bit of mustard +So at lunch time +I’d run to the deli +Down on 23rd st +Then back to the studio +So my boss could eat +Jack had a sandwich +On kaiser roll bread +With the best honey mustard +He’d ever tasted +It was the color +Of this guitar +It was more honey +Than mustard by far" +choking choking,"and bike spoking +on the smoking +river winding +melting melting +and black belting +out the celtic +song i'm minding +always tell the truth +so softly +and get coffee +off the internet +hold the tongue +that lashes lastly +way out past the +caspian boba fett +rising rising +i'm surmising +the heir surprising +over reaching +tattle tale tattle tale +cattle in the belly whale +prattling on in my mail +dry bum beaching +break the lies in half +with karate +your crew is motley +body in a tangled mess +put yourself in shoes that travel +on grass and gravel +the gavel falls on mangled dress" +It seems to me,"in one way or another +We’re all running +From something or other +Working to hard +Busy to the hilt +Never looking up +barrage of stuff +Sitting in a temple +Just to meditate +Looking inside +But you’ve closed your eyes +And the world goes on around you +Getting lost in books +Or video games +Wishing we +Were somewhere else for a change +Writing a song +Every single day +Never stopping to listen +To what a quiet mind would say" +And all the other bats made fun of,"him But +fruit bad Fred +only liked to eat fruit, fruit, fruit All +the other bats ate meat that wasn’t dead +So they thought he was a very strange +brut One +day, fruit bad Fred +ran away And +he met a wizard sitting on a pony +The wizard, he told Fred +That no matter what the other bats said +He could be the bat he wanted to +be He +was free to eat fruit, and to be +fruity Fruit +bat Fred, +he went back the vampire bats He +made them a fruit salad, the said “well, +how do you like that” Fruit +bat Fred +made a lot of friends this way Because +they loved the salad and they all lived +in harmony The +wizard, he told Fred +That no matter what the other bats said +He could be the bat he wanted to +be He +was free to eat fruit, and to be +fruity Be +fruity, oh oh Be +fruity, oh oh Be +fruity, oh oh Be +fruity" +You conquered lion,"You must feel so strong +Toting that gun +Like an outlaw +And the midnight riders +Didn’t take long +They took what you’ve done +And made you pay +Nobody will save you +Nobody can help +I hope it was worth it +In the end +When you’re cowering hiding +From bumps in the night +The lions roar +In your head +I can’t find a way to think about what you did +That doesn’t make me want to flip my lid +It was so ugly +Won’t be long +Before the tides have turned +And everyone you love +Is on the run +When that day comes +The lions will rise up +And you will really pay +For what you’ve done +Ocean rise +Wells go dry +Technology won’t save us from the purge +And when it’s over +There’ll be nobody left +To even think about what has occurred" +If I didn’t have a face,"How would you recognize me +Behind my silver tongue +You’d alway surprise me +We are just an animal +With some extra bits +That may not even matter +If there’s problems we can’t fix +Whatever comes after +It may not have a face +You may not even see it +As it lays waste +I’m talking of the future +The horror and the hope +It’s bound to be a mixture +Like a ladder made of rope +Unless we all are living +In someone else’s dream +And when they hit the power +We freeze midstream +Or they could evolve us +To a higher number +Where we don’t need a face +To look out from in wonder +If I didn’t have a face +I wouldn’t even be here +I wouldn’t even be here +I wouldn’t even be here" +I don't remember how to do this it's,"been so long I don't remember how to +get up and sing my song I don't +remember I have forgotten can someone pick up +my brain I think that it's unwritten I +don't remember how you sing I don't remember +anything Anything +at all I don't know what I'm +doing I got impostor syndrome brewing in my +brain in my in that place where I +don't want to look I gotta look instead +or look out I don't remember I don't +remember I don't remember how to do it" +All my mahjong friends have died,"All her mahjong friends have died +Can’t find a game +No matter how I’ve tried +Youngsters don’t know how to play +If they did they’d play all day +All my mahjong friends have died +Oh vey +There are cracks, bands, and dots +Soaps and reds and greens +Nor’east, west, south +And jokers too +Part skill, and part luck +You might win a couple bucks +Oh how sad for this old Jew +All my mahjong friends have died +All her mahjong friends have died +Can’t find a game +No matter how I’ve tried +No bridge for me +I won’t give up +It’s mahjong games I love +All my friends have dies +But not me +Da da da da da da da +Da da da da da da da +Da da da da da da da +Da da da da da da da +Da da da da da da da +Da da da da da da da +Not me" +We’ve already given up,"Before we even start +The little cracks give way +To a full blown broken heart +Cuz change is gonna happen +But by then we’ll be crawling on the floor +By then this cold fighting will turn +Into a full blown civil war +And yeah we feel so helpless +We’re on the desperate side of justice +With a million different ways to divide us +But in the important way we are the same +We’ve already had our say +There’s nothing left to shout +Every thought has come full circle +There’s no time for that now +It’s extraordinarily normal +The same sets of neurons fire +We dance around and the groove is set +No other action required +And yeah we feel so helpless +We’re on the desperate side of justice +With a million different ways to divide us +But in the important way we are the same +I say I want to get to know my neighbors +I say I want to really connect +But then it’s late and i’m tired and the tv is on +Let’s just go to bed +We can all barely go on like this +I mean I don’t know about you +In this exhausted mess of a broken future +This nightmare dance we do" +Sign on the dotted line,"Because time is just an illusion after all +We need to see +All the freedom we have is a brick wall +But if you +Want to +You could stay the night +You be me +I’ll be you +And we can have a fight +About who’s right +Ride for the slip n slide +Inside your mind before it drifts away +Stand on the edge of the sand +Try and demand the ocean do what you say +And if you +Want to +You could stay the night +Ask me +To see you +In a whole new light +And we can have a fight +About who’s right +Take another break +Don’t make yourself die from overwork +Know that what you sow +You’re gonna reap right there in the dirt +And if you +Want to +You could stay the night +Ask me +To free you +From the holding tight +And we can have a fight +In a whole new light +About who’s right" +We don't need more characters,"We just want the Nazis gone +No one cares about moments +We just want the abuse to stop +From GamerGate to the president +Just crack down on the bots +That's all we want +That's all we want +That's all we want" +"Boyfriend, I love you","Don’t throw my shoe at me +After all you put me through +You make me so angry +You say you love all of me +If that’s true leave my shoes on my feet +It’s hard to love you +To live with you +To make this work +Boyfriend, I love you +Don’t throw my shoe at me +The lengths that I’ve gone to +To try to keep you happy +I give you time +I give you money +I let you into my bed +I give you everything +You throw my shoe at my head +Boyfriend, I love you +Don’t throw my shoe at me +I just can’t with your attitude +You make me so angry +Don’t look for me when I’m gone +All that I’m leaving you is this song +You’ll see my spirit +When you hear it +She’ll haunt you till you’re dead" +"What do dance contests, floating prams, Star","Wars and soda commercials have to do with +one another? The +are all tangents that will carry you off +to dreamland tonight. I’m +the projector protector And +I live between the light and dark Where +the silhouettes enter With +the dust motes shining like stars We +stan Baby +Yoda Sitting +a floating pram And +if you’d like to get a soda Please +wait for the intermission I’m +the projector protector Do +you do the protector dance Oh +yes you are correct sir You +shimmy and you shake both hands I’m +the projector protector Four +walls and a thousand seats I’m +the daydream defender I’m +running down a mystery I’ll +hold your honor And +cradle it all the way To +the old tone farmer Who’ll +grow it for a rainy day" +Where you gonna find what you’re looking for,"In the sky +Underground +In your head +The waves of sound are ringin’ +After dark +The day is long +Sun rise +What’s the morning’s bringin’ +Could it be in the corner +Could it be in the grass +Could it be in the question +I’m afraid to ask +Could it be in the crosses +Could it be in the steel +Could it be in the space between +What’s fake and real +On the trail +Leading to +The solitary +Parts of you that will grow +Don’t walk +Too straight +You’ve got to + Calibrate it just so" +"I’m from Vermont, the most magical state of all","Here is the house in which I grew up +I go there in my dreams when I am feeling sad +(Vermont) The only state that I love with all of my heart +(Vermont) where the mountains are green +(Vermont) watch the sunset on those mountains in the fall +(Vermont) and you’ll see what I mean +when I’m lost in the woods and I wanna go home +there’s only one place I know +when I’m lost in the world and I need to go home +there’s only one place to go +I’m from Vermont, it’s right near Canada +I’m from Vermont, where the dirt roads stretch on and on +Here is the pond in which I learned to swim +The house that I left when I turned 18 +(Vermont) The only state that I love with all of my heart +(Vermont) where the mountains are green +(Vermont) watch the sunset on those mountains in the fall +(Vermont) and you’ll know what I mean +when I’m lost in the woods and I wanna go home +there’s only one place I know +when I’m lost in the world and I need to go home +there’s only one place to go +I’m from Vermont, no that’s not in Canada" +I’m not one to call your shots,"I wanna stay outta your business +Tell me what the problem is +And I’ll do what I can to fix it +There’s a war inside your lungs +It’s time to bring out the big guns +I’m not one to cut you down +I don’t think anyone gets what they deserve +But if you make a big mistake +I’m not one to grade on a curve +The trees shake down the passersby +gleaming motorcade catches the eye" +Hummm I’ve lost my mind again,"And my only friends +Are all people that I +Try to compete with +I don’t think about you at all +The price gets steeper +With your back up against the wall +You want it +There you go again +Tickling your insides +Jealous of your friends +You want it +Like your life depends +Looking for the inside +Jealous of your friends +Hummm I’m tired but holding on +I’m a wizard’s wand +All ready to fire away +Into the dark of a black hole +I don’t think about you at all +The world goes charcoal +And the stars begin to fall + R" +"Panic, panic, panic","Locked into a chair +The world is moving fast +Sprayed with water and air +Panic panic panic +I’m not an avatar +When will this be over +I don’t like this at all +Panic Panic Panic +Please just let me out +I’m holding my dad’s hand +I’m really panicking now +Finally it’s over +I’m discombobulated +There’s one guy who’s puking +I bet he really hated it +Panic" +Remember when there were fish in the ocean,"When Los +Angeles stretched out to the horizon You +could buy fruit in any supermarket Roaming +packs of dogs didn't try to eat you +oh my child we had a good for +a little while but we lived in the +great denial as the world reclaimed her while +remember we all lived in mansions made of +wood and glass and concrete we were all +slaves to the algorithm and electricity was practically +free well oh my child we had it +good for a little while but we live +in the great denial As +a world reclaimed Er +Wild Remember +how you'd keep the tap running Remember +taking long showers whole bathtub filled with water +just so you could soak your tired bones +Oh my child we had her good for +a little while but we lived in the +great denial as the world reclaimed her While +her And +remember television we get lost in all kinds +of stories Anything +to forget the moment Loneliness +at the heart of life yes yes yes +my child we had a dupe For +a little while we lived in the great +denial as the world reclaimed her wild" +Another late night,"to do my song +this room is too hot +cuz the heat is on +it’s cold out side +ice and snow +NOw this song is over +cuz i gotta go 0" +i'm the husfaria nebula,"This is my little bit o spaceified turf +You're trespassing and you know what's worse? +There's a woman chasing you +She's hot on the trail +She looks like lunch lady with a lunch pail +use the force and do what you can +I'd go looking for jonathan mann" +i don't want pants too loose,"pants too tight +when i want pants i want em just right +in the middle +pants in the middle +bring a little lovin over here +i don't want pants too long +pants too short +when i want pants i wan the right proportions +some things you want exteme +like your lovin and your dreams +but when it comes to hems and seams +not so much +pants too big +pants to small +i'd rather where no pants at all +first comes love +then comes marriage +then i'm stiching up the undercarriage" +Blob fish is ugly but also kind of cute,"California condor is ugly but also kind of cute +Monkfish is ugly but also kind of cute +Nakedmole rat is ugly but also kind of cute +Proboscis monkey is ugly but also kind of cute +Starnosed mole is ugly but also kind of cute +Warthog is ugly but also kind of cute +Aye Aye is ugly but also kind of cute00 +Are this animals ugly +or are they kind of cute +I think that they might carry +Both attributes +Ugly, cute, ugly, cute +They're ugly and cute at the same time" +They told me I had to go So,"I packed up my things and I went +to the car And +I cried, oh I cried Massive +amounts of endorphins lately kept me hanging on +to a dream Instead +of swimming with dolphins I was a salmon +swimming upstream It +wasn’t supposed to go this way But +that’s the way it went I drove home +in a daze I passed out on the +couch And +I cried, oh I cried (Sometimes everybody knows +me, sometimes everybody knows my name) Cried, +cried, cried" +"And totally, totally can’t dance","Lizzie loves shoes and wears crazy high heels +Her husband can’t cook and they got a prenup +And she smelled a lot of pot while covering the Giants +On 7Live x4 +Jen’s from Alaska +And if you ask her +She’ll tell you she’s got a crush on Mark Zuckerberg +She says what she thinks +She doesn’t censor herself and she’s getting married in May +Marielle is obsessed with the royal family +But on the other hand, she loves her fast food +She loves shoes, she loves ghetto songs +And she also loves to say ‘cray cray’ +Cray cray +On 7Live x4" +Hey my back don't feel okay it's pretty,"messed up I'd +say Is +the stress or something worse I don't know +hey wanna lay my head down late Feel +asleep and all the day and night and +everywhere I go I say I don't know +I wave my hands up in the air +and I say I don't I know I +don't know why people like the way they +do the way they do hey what else +rhymes with hate Anywhere +you're gonna stay you better like it Cause +it gonna be there a while hey better +find me su Just +the way I know you too Smile +in my face like every day I hold +my hand above my head I know just +what the doctor says hey it just came +out this way Everything +in my head I stay away I stay +away from the way that you look at +my face waving the place inside my heart +singing all that one bad two three my +face and my glowing going" +Did you hear what happened in Boston?,"When a teenaged boy unarmed +Was hit with the butt of a weapon +And fell bleeding to the ground +Word spread quickly +People gathered in the streets +Calling out for justice +Sick and tired of the police +Business owners boarded up +As the protest grew unruly +The cops called reinforcements +Who came armed to the teeth +The assembly was deemed unlawful +And ordered to disperse +The protesters starting throwing stuff +But the cops did something worse +They opened fire on the crowd +They ended up killing five +They justified their actions saying +That they feared for their lives +The year was 1770 +The cops were the Red Coats +The first man to die +For the flag we hold high was a black man +Yes Crispus Attucks was the first to die +In the Revolutionary War +Which started that day in an event we call +The Boston Massacre +If while hearing me sing these words +You thought, “Hey they should’ve dispersed.” +Or “protesters with crude weapons +Are bound to get what they deserve” +Then you my friend are for tyranny +You’d have loved King George the third +And please don’t pretend differently +When you’re calling out for blood" +Craters on the moon,"As it passed by your room +as you are lying on your back tying knots +Don't make any noise +Don't drink any poison +And the world opens up with a thought +You can see it +It's not your problem +You can touch it +It's a coral reef +And you'll reach down +Deep in your throat +And pull up words that +You didn't know you had +And you'll open +Doors long shut +You'll break locks +With a single though +Tires on the road +Gravel and the grass is mowed +breezy Sunny with a chance thunderstorms +Promise of a life to be lived +Of a gift to be gived +But the path is well worn +And you lay there +Still as anything +And you don't care +Who sees you" +there's a place there that has the things that I want,"Small Dog +Small Dog +Not some corporate conglomerate +bunch of real people who like Apple a lot +Small Dog +Small Dog +I speak from personal experience +I have been there +I bought my first airport from there +When my parent's Mac Pro went on the fritz +Small Dog was the place we took it +to get it fixed +But you don't have to go to Vermont +To buy from Small Dog the things that you want +Small Dog in the internet +Smalldog.com +Now, I'm an Apple fan and you know that's no lie +I'm telling you that you gotta give Small Dog a try +Small Dog +Small Dog +They love dogs +and I love dogs +They love Apple +and I do too +They're in Vermont +and I'm from Vermont +Small Dog I love you" +Can I have some common sense,"Not the kind sits on the fence +I'd like some real heart blood beat +To make it all complete +Can I have some senseless dark +Eat my feet and some tree bark +silly dance on a plotted plain +Dancing in my brain +Can I have a voice that cracks +An arm that sits and stands and smacks +foot that stands and stomps and shouts +That's what it's about +Smidgen of a trouncing fish +Dinner in a well worn wish +Colliding with the truth that sits +Between all of this" +Food poisoning in,"Germany +Puking up a storm +I'm running out of toothpaste and trying to stay warm +Cramped little hotel room +Stuffy and so small +I don't like it one little bit no +I don't like it at all +Food poisoning in +Germany they don't got +Gatorade +Been trying to drink lots of water though and +I guess +I'm doing okay +I haven't puked since last night +When +I puked +I felt much better +Now +I've been just sleeping all day and +I'm gonna sleep some more +I'm gonna sleep" +You are all being asked to do more with less,"To constantly keep it new and fresh +And exciting +For all of your members +Expand your reach, get revenue up +Make sure the experience is one they love +So when they go home +They tell their colleagues about it +Every little choice, big and small +You know that it’s all important +These are issues that all of you face +Regardless of your department +You work in marketing +Or in planning +Or in learning +Or technology +But it’s the experience +You’re all working to design +That can bring it all together +For your members every time +Oh oh, experience design +Oh oh, no more dividing line +At XDP you’ll put all your minds together +You gotta flip the learning, draw a journey map +Focus on the story not the stats +In the science of social +We leave a digital footprint +Wrap rage is real so go dine around +Hybrid events and smackdown +Session +Don’t be scared of disruption +It’s a VUCA world we all live in +Use poetic language on brain dater +We are all gonna suck some times +Go Otters, don’t be a hater +Reach is queen +Revenue is king +Relevance rules +Everything +Colors, fun, alcohol +Put it all in a mixer +You’ll smell like Renew +And drink an XDP Elixir" +Put your tray tables up,"Set your phasers to love +We’re cruising at 35,000 feet +Aiming even higher up above +They say time is an equalizer +Nothing good ever lasts +T ime and space are just an illusion +Why fly when you can crash? +I can see everything +Holding eternity in the palm of my hand +I lay my head on a big white fluffy cloud +And I am never gonna land +When the airport is new +And everybody is smiling at you +You know in your bones, there’s nothing you can’t do +Up and into the blue" +I wrote another song today,"But I wanna make the video good +And I don't have enough time to do that +Cause I got stuff to do like I should +You gotta live your life +If you wanna make +Anything that means squat +So i'm stuck with this dumb little song +And tomorrow's will be a lot +More involved +With a cool video and stuff +It'll be intense +Just you wait" +Today is one small victory,"For all the you’s and all the me’s +Today marks the end of the overdraft fees +But the banks driven by greed +Want to fool you with some trickery +They want you to sign up for overdraft fees +(Look out) +They call it protection +They tell you you need it +point so preposterous I'd never concede itI +I over draw my card +And they foot my bill +They can charge me crazy fees +And you and I know they will +But if I overdraft my card +It necessarily means I don't have the money +To pay them their fees +It's a catch 22 (sort of) +Don't get caught by the +Greedy banks +The greedy banks +Want you to sign up for overdraft fees +The greedy banks +The greedy banks +Want you to sign up for overdraft fees +Read the fine print +Read the fine print +34 dollars for over draft fees +Read the fine print +Read the fine print +35 dollars for over draft fees +If you overdraft a buck +34 dollars +34 dollars +If you overdraft a cent, one cent +35 dollars +35 dollars +Ohhh +The greedy banks +The greedy banks +Want you to sign up for overdraft fees +Tell ‘em no, tell ‘em no +Don’t go signing up for overdraft fees +(Please)" +I’m really sick of writing songs about Trump,"It makes me want to curl up into a tiny lump +Right now I’m at a silent meditation retreat +I wrote this song two days ago, to keep up my streak +I’m really sick of writing songs about Trump +But I said I’d do it for 100 days +Maybe that was a dumb thing to commit to +I wish that I could stop but the commitment has been made +I’m really sick of writing songs about Trump +The feeling that it gives me fits the presidency +The feeling that it gives me is like a slumping dump +It’s like a pile of elephant dung rotting in the sun +I’m really sick of writing songs about Trump +It’s like eating rancid rotting carcass of a dog +It’s like being covered with red fire ants +I’m trying my best though, giving all I got" +Something called NBA,"Top Shot +Pranksy Verifiable +Scarcity may sound confusing It +happened very quickly Top +Shot Pranksy +Verifiable Scarcity +Pranksy Pranksy +it happened very quickly You +don't want to miss out but you kind +of gotta figure out exactly what's going on +What's going on What's +going on What's +going on What's +going what's going on Confusing +It happened very quickly Crazy +Verify all scarcity Crazy +Crazy it happen very quickly Instead +of collecting cards with a player's likeness and +stats the sport is letting fans buy a +piece of the action Pranksy +Gold Fox +5 this is the collectible equivalent Pranky +Gold Fox +5 What's +going on Top +Shot Pranksy +Verifiable Scarcity +may sound confusing but happen very quickly Top +Shot Pranksy +Verifiable Scarcity +Pranky Pranky +it happened very quickly Verifiable +scarcity may sound confusing it happened very quickly +Verify all scarcity Pry +it happen very quickly Action +Action Action" +Waffles are better than pancakes,"That's just the way that I feel +Pancakes are ripe for mistakes +but waffles are such an easy meal +In the morning when the bluebirds sing +I wake up and get out my waffle maker +Waffles are better than pancakes +Make pancakes and your be making a mistak-er" +I feel another cold coming on,"Ready or not +So I’m gonna juice an onion, some ginger and garlic +Try to kill this bug before it makes me sick +My immune seems to be dead +I just feel like crawling back into bed +So I’m gonna juice an onion, some ginger and garlic +Try to kill this bug before it makes me sick" +My son just got his first vaccine shot,"it's raining outside and it's 50 but it's +not hot I don't got time to do +this right now I went for a run +then I took a show sitting at my +desk and I'm +playing my guitar My +parents are visiting for the day all my +son want to do is watch you do +it's like Mimi +is here don't you want to play a +with her That's +the end" +$1 a month goes a long way for,"me! I worry about money everyday I wish +that I knew that we’d be ok I +don’t know what I’ve +got to do to make it work And +if I can’t I will feel just like +a jerk I’m +just a freelancing fool in the wind I +can’t find my footing I don’t know what +I’m doing If +I could make it rain I’d +dance around like mad But +now I dance and I dance so bad +that it makes the animals sad All +the animals cry Cuz +I dance so bad I’ll +write songs for money The +best I ever have I’ll +juggle the truth I’ll +juggle the lies Can +you see the waxing waning in my eyes" +Out in the distance,"I hear them call my name +I offer no resistance +Because we're all the same +I am a goose flying south and all that I want +Is to ruffle my feathers in some sleepy pond +I'm thinking so little and flying a lot +I am animal +I am an animal +You are an animal +Too +Covered in hibernation +I dream a silly dance +Of old times and new creation +Of tree breath and blood romance +I am a old bear bent on learning all the new tricks +I can sleep all winter on a bed of sticks +In terms of love and power I'm a healthy mix +I am animal +I am an animal +You are an animal +Too +Crowd in my pocket +Epiphanies in my brain +Plugged into a socket +That lights up everything +I am a human being broken by the very design +But I put myself together one day at a time +And there's no getting around the simple fact that I'm +An animal +I am an animal +You are an animal +Too" +Just a little bit hard to tame,"But even will all of my ups and downs +You keep loving me just the same +I watch you smile +I see you forgive +And I know that’s a beautiful way to live +That’s a beautiful way to live +You know I’ll never be perfect +I’ll never win every prize +But when life isn’t fair +It’s still right there +Where? +In this kindness in your eyes +I watch you smile +I see you forgive +And I know that’s a beautiful way to live +That’s a beautiful way to live +Struggle’s been my middle name +I got troubles that’ll never cease +But I wanna know +I just wanna know +Where you go to find your peace +I watch you smile +I see you forgive +And I know that’s a beautiful way to live +Teach me how, teach me how to forgive +I know that’s a beautiful way to live +That’s a beautiful way to live +Teach me how, teach me how to forgive +I know that’s a beautiful way to live +It’s a beautiful way +It’s a beautiful way +Oh it’s a beautiful way to live" +You’re running your mouth just to talk shit,"Hahahahaha, the show fails I think, just opinion, +but so do other people No +you just run your mouth just so you’ll +get a reaction You’re +just a typical shit talker Talking +shit cause you have nothing else going for +you Just +like you pretended you didn’t know what Dancing +with the Stars +was Don’t +watch it dumb shit And +Matt, you’re effin fat as hell Shut +the fuck up Man +these Palins +really don’t like it when you don’t admire +them fully Well +I’m sorry that people don’t like some programming +PS-You’re lucky your show goes by votes, not +talent I’m +excited to watch it They +are a really cute family Haha, +what channel is that shit on? Not +as fat as Bristol +And not dating a dumbass like prick like +almond The +only program I enjoyed from your family is +Nailin Palin +It’s on TLC +The last channel I’d +ever fucking watch in my life Willow, +don’t make me count to three Hahahahahah +Haha, you’re so gay I have no idea +who you are But +what I’ve +seen pictures of, you’re disgusting My +sister had a kid and is still hot +And don’t talk shit about Andy +Tre shut the fuck up You’re +such a faggot" +"Grimes, Grimes","sign of the times +It may be love +and that’d be fine +But a revolutionary spirit +With a union busting billionaire +I don’t wanna hear it +Grimes Grimes +I’m out of my mind +Elon Musk must +really be fine +The heart really wants what the heart wants +More love not less is good for everyone +One a personal level maybe he’s great +But a billionaire’s heart can’t see straight +You can do big things with money like his +But billionaires should not exist +Grimes, Grimes +sign of the times +We’re crossing those lines +At the end of all of it +What do we find +Under capitalism none of us can be +The full true humans of humanity +One a personal level maybe he’s great +But a billionaire’s heart can’t see straight +You can do big things with money like his +But billionaires should not exist +He wants to get us all to mars +And manufacture really cool cars +But who does the work, and who leads through fear +At the end of the day, he’s just ideas" +mario 2 is not like mario 1,"it's different it's true but it's just as fun +back in the 80s at nintendo japan +they though we couldn't handle the real jump man +so they took doki doki panic +and then put mario right in it +and changed a few key elements +to make it more of a mario game +a mushroom here +a warp zone there +the princess with +her golden hair +we were just kids +we didn't know +as far as we were concerned +this was mariorq +it wasn't until +the snes +the real mario 2 +put our skills to the test +man that game is hard +mushrooms fake you out +wind will knock you down +warp zones send you back +withholding this game +was a very good call +we wouldn't have had the princess +after all +and to this day +i don't know which i prefer +the real mario 2 +or the impostor +i guess it depends +on the mood that i'm in +and which i feel +like playing again" +On the other side of life,"In that castle in the sky +Einstein was using +His great big giant mind +Finishing equations +On how he could come back +And fly over australia +In a great big monster truck +EINSTIEN FLYING IN MONSTER TRUCK +OVER AUSTRALIA +EINSTIEN FLYING IN MONSTER TRUCK +OVER AUSTRALIA" +City to city,"Street to street +Another place for me to sing of +Ki +City to city +Flight to flight +Cloud to cloud +Night to night +Here we go here we go +City to city +Dance to dance +Everybody tells you you'll have another chance +Dust to dust +Film to film +I know where you're going with +Oh here we go +Oh here we go again +City city +City and city +City to city +Bed to bed +Hotel room +I keep myself well fed +City to city +Scooter and bike +You can sing as many songs as you like +Cause here we go again +Oh again +City to city +City" +"My lyrics: Little soul, Little stray","Little drifter +It didn't go your way +Now where will will you stay +And you +all pale and all alone +The way you used to make fun of things +I fell in bed and out of it +On to your body so hard +On to your body so hard +Rolling like a river of hair +I stop and stare +I stop and stare +Missed call connection +better use for these for legs +But it's all right, she'll say +Worry oh or worry not +Without attention where will you go +You're going that way anyway +Here comes that ever old and young train of thought +Worry oh or worry not +I'm pleading with the hell it's wrought +Where it's leading with me pleading for the hell that it's wrought +It brought you nearer that's clear +But I fear that I might disappear +So you meant well but +Still ended up in the bottom of a well, +Should you ring the bell, +Or start singin' in the hope +They'll come a-listenin'? +Sometimes all time is is time to wait +Sometimes the good gets going late +So watch out! +Here comes a chance +To get along with it +I fell +In bed & out of it +On a barge of coconuts +Went along with it +Passing through +river of overgrown hair +Where I learned to care... +All over again +Oh, now, there's red +Spilled on the ground +People racin' around +Ever find yourself lost +In this maddening town? +For when you're in doubt +Don't first shout +Look about, do a walkabout +Talk about it +Might better understand it +Missed calls that keep missin' each other +Long since forgotten they share a mother +Staring all day at tea dregs +When will they ever reveal +better use for these legs? +But it's alright +Fly a kite, grab a bite, +Have a light, dynamite +Whatever you do +Hold on tight +Bridge +Here comes that ever-old and young train of thought +Worry, oh, worry, worry not +For it brought you nearer all those tracks ago +Course you have the best intentions +But without attention where will you go? +Chorus +Through & through +Through & through +What was it that you +Were trying to do? +Care enough to try again +After all you're trying? +After all, you're dying to." +Hey there scooter This,"here's a love song from all your sexy +fans You're +funny you're generous you're thoughtful you're honest You're +so so hot So +hot You +know just how I feel You +whisper sweetly You +know what we want and what we want +is for you to be happy to know +that we're thankful for the We +want you to know you're hot as fuck +and soul we all want to lay you +down low We +want your humor intelligence kindness and warmth We +want to chomp your bones You +don't know how attractive you are and we +want to chomp your bones Gotta +get in line lord commander be a girlfriend +trader joe you gotta put the bomb in +the bombsha bombs bomb You +gotta put your round in the rhythm lemon +den is for you to be happy So +happy to know that we're thankful for the +show So +thankful We +want you to know you're hot as fuck +and so we all wanna lay you down +low We +want your humor intelligence kindness and warmth We +wanna ch You +don't know how attractive you are and we +wanna chomp your bones You +make us feel safe when we're afraid of +the dark And +we wanna chomp your bones We +hope you don't feel too creeped out but +we wanna chump your bones Yes +we wanna jump your bones" +Hello my name is Jonathan,"This is Son +of a number 2355 TIS +the season for stone fruit an AC +unit and an empty boo Push +the baby on the swing There +is babies pride can write your song the +days are hot and the days are long +when he's not used to any of it +his mind's made up and his will is +strong Time +to hang new life fixtures all is that +you're working towards can you get your son +to now I guess that's what strollers are +for but it's hot and he's all fuss +so unless you got some fairy dust this +song will have to write itself Cuz +he's not going to sleep" +I’ve got the stomach flu,"It’s not something I like to do +Was sick all day, I didn’t puke +But I pooped +I’ve got the stomach flu +Was the last in the family +To get it, we’ve all been sick +I hope that this is it for us and me +They say the flu is really bad this year +And I don’t want to get it +I’m washing my hands like a mad man +I’m not gonna let it +Get me +I’ve got the stomach flu +Laid in bed and watched a show +Now I’ve got a headache +Cuz I’ve had to take eating slow" +Made Steve dance,"Turtleneck and jeans +wiggle and shimmy +I sang up on the screen +M ade Steve dance +Like he never did +Long story short +I’ll tell you about it +I was coming home from a family vacation +Disappointed about my situation +Was hoping to win brand new car +In a contest for a Klondike Bar +But I lost, +Was nursing my wound +Surfing the world wide web as you do +When I saw that Steve was gonna address +The little thing known as the AnttennaGate mess +So seeing as though I write a song a day +I sat down and thought to myself hey +I’ll write about how antennagate is +Kinda no big deal, you know? Right. +So I wrote the song and made a video too +I posted it like I always do +And I sent to MG siegler +The tech crunch blogger i’s in league with +The next morning I woke to an email (an email) +Subject like your video (your video) +From pr at apple.com +I was pretty sure I was being punked +I got in the shower thinking about spoofing +And that’s when my phone began to ring +Unknown caller well that’s strange +Who is it? This is Steve Dowling +Steve Jobs liked your video (my video) +He wants to use today (today) +To open the press conference (the what now) +Can we use it? +I was standing there naked as the day I was born +Conversing with a PR guy for +One of the biggest multinational corporations +That ever did roam the earth +But a few hours later Steve shimmied on stage +Said thanks everybody for joining us today +We found this video on YouTube +We couldn’t help but want to share it +And that woulda been that I guess +Until I got another telephone call +From the PR guy at apple +And he wanted me to know +I was watching Steve on the side of the stage +The entire time your song was playing +And he was legit dancing boogieing down +Your song turned the whole day around" +If you're looking for a place where people,"love to read You +want to talk about books to help make +your life complete But +I know a place, yes I know a +place where discussion really cooks It's +your own little slice of heaven, get on +down there to a club nook Whoa, +whoa, whoa, whoa With +his book clubs and forums on every subject +relating to this device The +weather is perfect, the people are friendly, the +decor is nice Club +nook, club nook, read a book and join +Find your place in this world, the answer +to what's the point Oh +club nook, club nook, take a look and +you'll see This +is the place that you belong, this is +the place where you should be You +should be, whoa, whoa, club nook" +Raise your fist up against our police state,"They are lined up waiting for the  word +So they can blast you beat you and gas and arrest you +Using their clubs to protect and serve +Raise your fist up against our police state +They've got all their little shiny toys +And they're just itching for a reason to use them +Like power mad little 4 year old boys +Raise your fist up against our police state +No it's not just for the ghetto anymore +Now that white folk too are getting clobbered +It's clearer to us white folk than it ever was before +Raise your fist up against our police state +we write their checks +they work for us +raise your fist up against our police state +get those masks off them +they belong with us +If you're conservative this should upset you +Our police state is big government +They're stamping out free speech and freedom of assembly +They're trampling all over your constitution +We might not agree on everything +Where you see darkness maybe I see light +but a pow pow pow pow police state +No matter what you think you can see its not right +It's a slippery slope that we've started down +they are militarized and ready to roll +if you're pissed at wall street or the government +take to the streets and bare your soul" +Hey little fire ants,"Clumping in the flood +I don’t want to make you angry +And get stung here in the mud +Can’t we just be friends +Or at least call a truce +You don’t bother me +And I won’t bother you +You will be assimilated +It’s futile to resist +Your human time has ending +You surely know this +So no, bag of water +Friends we cannot be +You will become us +You’ll be part of we" +They love gardening and all kinds of tea,"wine and cocktails and birding World +of Warcraft +and perfumes cooking and Avenue +Q If +Seattle were next to Denver +Then they would start a business where they +professionally shop for people Cause +they're the best comparison shoppers If +Katie Monster +were an ocelot she'd travel all over the +world Helping +others understand with helping others understand with her +encyclopedic memory and her a hair flaming free +she'd be running all over the land she'd +be running all over the land they watch +Christmas Story +together Every +single December +Whether in person or just over the phone +they're both Democrats +which disappoint it's her father Bleeding +heart liberals label they can own and Sarah +is an expert at growing beautiful flowers she +knows how to pick the perfect gift they +can binge watch TV +for hours if Katie +Motts were an ocelot she'd travel all over +the world Helping +others understand Helping +us understand Their +encyclopedic memory and her red hair flamin free +she'd be running all over the land she'd +be running all over the land if Katie +Moss were an ocelot she'd travel all over +the world Helping +others understand Helping +others understand her encyclopedic memory and a red +hair flamin free she'd be running all over +the land she'd be running all over the +land" +I'm trying to find my mind Trying,"to find my mind Trying +to find my mind I must have left +it behind Must +have left it all behind hi Where'd +my mind go I swear I was here +last night or maybe last year I don't +know how to survive without my mind without +my mind Is +it in my stomach Is +it in my ear Is +it in my nose I could have sworn +it was here My +mind is gone and I don't know how +I'll survive I'm +just trying to find my mind My +mind My +mind oh I'm +just trying to find my mind My +mind Turn +off the lights and I might just want +to get up Turn +off the lights and I just might want +to make it up Like +I always do When +I'm having trouble finding my mind Having +trouble finding my mind in this world I +don't know where it is don't even know +where to look I guess I could pick +up a magazine novel or a book about +my mind and the synapses that fire and +the crazy crazy desire that I have to +make things fit in a box that I +can understand but my mind is elusive and +I won't find it here no no by +minimum" +Fielding questions from the gallery,"smattering of pitches +They can’t get close to me +I’m leaving them in stitches +The ghost of he that came before +Floats there making merry +I wonder what would happen if +He was trying to be scary +Heaving like a cat in heat +I’m crawling up your staircase +Hovering over your bed +Commandeering all your airspace +Tie me to the bedpost +If it’s what you’ve got to do +But what I got inside of me +You got inside of you +I crissed n crossed this country +So often I lost count +I ate at ever Waffle House +Until they threw me out +I sat in every rocking chair +At every Cracker Barrel +I over filled my gas tank +And it left me feeling sterile +It’s simpler to refuse a gift +When you can’t bear to receive it +It’s easier to tell a lie +When you really do believe it +Every fiber in your body +Knows what’s making sense +You have the blueprint in your mind +And still you’re on the fence" +What’s the sacrifice,"You gonna make right now +Can you pay the price +To stop playing nice and let it all hang out +Where is the knife +That you’ll use to cut +The part out of your life +That are bathing you in light can’t feel the dark +Always moving +Always thinking +Always rolling +Never sinking +Down into the depths of despair +but what might you find there +You can hold the line +And know that you won’t fall +Succeeding all the time +If it can’t find a rhyme, you’ll hit a wall +What are you gonna give +What can’t you go with out +When you lose the will to live +Is where you find the bridge you’ve only read about" +Riding on a whale,"Looking for a new home +Heading where the moon don’t shine +But all my thoughts and all my ambitions +Have left me so confined +Coloring with crayons +Folding sheets of paper +Messages to send the void +But all my lies and all my excuses +Have left me paranoid +Wishing on a satellite +Hoping for a good time +Getting nothing in return +All my clothes are in a pile on the lawn +And I watch them burn +Scrolling left and right +At the trinkets I’ve collected +Looking for salvation +There’s so much I want to do +But haven’t got the time or patience +Cooking on the planet +Tired of the stars +Dropping everything I know +All my thoughts and all my ambitions +Leave me with no where to go +Oh to be the king +In the land of folly +Frustrated by the birth +All our effort in a single moment +Destroyed just like the earth +Digging up the chemicals +Opening the casket +Pushing electricity +Everybody knows that they’re alive +But no one knows what to be" +Industry was born one day in,"November the exact date no one seems to remember +they say that angels protect her from harm +they say she belongs on no man's arm +don't take her away from me +don't take her away from me +don't take her away from me +don't take my industry +when industry was just eight years old +she filled a purse with all it could hold +they found her waiting for the old red line +Brought her back before supper time +if +I were if +I were if +I were your industry +I would be +I would be +I would be so happy +and she cried on her pillow alone it's not a big deal +Millions of other girls weeping at any moment +People making choices +Now +Industry is heading for the coast +the one place she misses the most +she starts swimming towards big smokestacks +and no one's there to bring her back +don't take her away from me +don't take her away from me +don't take her away from me +don't take my industry if +I don't take her away from me if +I don't take her away from me +I would take her away from me +I would only take my industry" +Open the door,"And walk right through +And you know that you'll find something new +Over there +But it's scary because you don't know if you're you +Anymore +But open the door +You've got to be brave +And your courageous attitude will set you free +Out there +But you don't know what is waiting or what will be +And you're scared +And if you weren't scared +Even a little bit +Then you wouldn't be a human being +Feel it really feel it oh man can you feel it +Scared and sad and all your feelings +Open the door +Rip the bandaid off +It's gonna be a sharp, sharp pain +Over there +No more sitting still and in chains +Anymore +Open the door +Arms above your head +Use fear and use all of your dread over there +Open up your heart and let it beat over there +And if you weren't scared +Even a little bit +Then you wouldn't be a human being +Feel it really feel it oh man can you feel it +Scared and sad and all your feeling +Open the door +and walk right through" +Officer Tony,"Bolonga's been made fun of all his life +But he doesn't need to go to therapy, +this is why he became a cop He +takes that can of mace and he sprays +sprays sprays And +the little hurt boy inside him has a +smile on his face Oh, +spray for all the times that they called +you names Spray +for all the times you were picked last +in the games Now +you're spraying for the insults that they hurled +Now you're spraying to show that you’re the +toughest man in the world Officer +Tony Bolonga +just needs to be shown love The +more he acts out the more love we +should show He's +like a little three year old in a +great big uniform That +little hurt boy inside him is a great +big raging storm We +love you Tony +Balonga (yeah we love you) We +love the white shirt you wear and the +strength that you project We +love you Tony +Bolonga (yeah we love you) We +know that there's little boy inside you must +protect But +listen now Tony +Bolonga (yeah we love you) Your +little macing rampages, well they have got to +stop We +love you Tony +Balonga (yeah we love you) We +love you for being square Oh +you great big cuddly bear But +you're abusive cop We +love you, please stop" +Consensus by bet that didn't work Hub,"and spoke J +that didn't work Proof +of proof of work that didn't work Hypercube +J It +also didn't work first of all so like +people who take themselves too seriously are just +like so uninspiring So +uninspiring Soap +soap Soap +soap Ooh +ooh ooh Essential +blockchain benefits of mass ethereum Bitcoin +is transparency and trust It's +increasingly instantly online to absolute power of importance +what would you build on Consensus +by bed that didn't work Ovens +will change that didn't work that didn't work +hard it also didn't work shadow change work +early iterations of Chasm +1 25 minutes a day you unexpectedly go +and they become more and more aware and +connected with yourself the most important thing is +work on themselves for any two protocol states +it's not the case the basic shape of +the safety proof proof basic basic states the +protocols are going to make I guess now +I'm going to pause and see how much +I've lost to you for any two protocol +shapes it's not the case the basic shape +of the safety proof stake basic basic stakes +protocols are going to make I guess now +I'm going to pause and see how much +I've lost you the question is that works +what will you build out of the theorem +that also works the basic shape of the +safety proof that works the most important is +work on themselves Consensus +by bed that didn't work Ovens +folk chain that didn't work Proof +of proof of work that didn't work hacked +cube chain also do shadow chain didn't work +Chain fiber work basic mountain thoughts early iterations +of Catalan +work" +I made friends,"With a ghost +And he told me +Not to go +But I went +Down the stairs +And I never came back no more +He tried guilt +Anger too +Nothing brought +Me back to you +I had gone +Where I was not supposed +And now I too was a ghost +Riding high +On a butterfly right +On the tip +Of a subtle knife +And I paid +With my life +I never came back no more" +Ironically the billionaire label,"When used by the media +Is almost always meant to devalue +And denigrate the subject +Oh woe is me +I’m Elon Musk +And I can’t see +How not paying my workers +Properly +Is a bad choice +There’s no way to become +billionaire no no +Without making bad choices +That leave other people starving +Oh woe is me +I’m Elon Musk +And I can’t see +How not paying my workers +Properly +Is a bad choice" +As we all sat waiting for the big show to begin,"We saw shots of the crowd and heard two songs playin' +Then there was a bunch of live stream trouble +It was cutting in and out +We saw some bars and tone from the TV truck +But then on comes Phil Schiller +Almost lost my paitence +Bigger iPhones, so much bigger +But there's a Chinese translation +In the background +IN THE BACKGROUND +Anyway +These phones are packed with pixels +So many pixels +Over a million pixels +This guy's got a really warm neck +You can use this phone one handed +Something called Focus Pixels +And you can make calls over wifi +Phil says we all need to run more stairs +And he's an expert in butterflies +Everyone knows that it's so hard +To remove your credit cards +From your wallet, it really hurts +Eddie Cues got you covered with his pink shirt +With the secure element +The secure element +And then we heard the three words +The wondrous magically words +It was weird to hear them from Tim Cook's mouth +All my higher brain functions are dropping away +Images flash and Jony Ive narrates +I am pavlov's dog coming on command +Tim Cook raises up his hands +It's the Apple watch and I can't help my self +I want one so bad I'm about to pass out +What's the interface, how you get around +Oh yeah simple it's a digital crown +It's the digital crown +Linear Acuator +Taptic Engine +Horological experts +Track the solar system +is Kevin Lynch gonna sing +Love Shack or wild thing? +We all glampsed Jeff +And his heartbeat +Penises +Everyone will Draw +Penises +On the Apple Watch" +"Suni said, “Butch, can you pass the wasabi","I need more spiciness here in space +How did we end up with 8 long months +It was just supposed to be 8 days?” +“Suni,” Butch said, “I’ve been asking myself that +At least 20 times a day +I miss my Deanna +and Daryn and Logan +We gotta back some way.” +Suni and Butch are stuck in space +Two hundred and fifty miles away +From the old rat race +and the corporate case of greed that got them there +Suni and Butch answered the call +With theirhard won wisdom of the astronaut +They train so hard +And the earth looks small and fragile from way up there +Suni says, “Butch, when Gorby died +I cried and cried and cried and cried +I came up here and ran a marathon +The first ever run in space.” +“Suni,” Butch says, “yeah how about that +We can print tools to use at the drop of a hat +But the people and places that mean everything +All feel so far away..." +I learned four chords from a man on,"the beach He +took a few moments out of his day +to teach and encourage me I had only +been playing for 3 or 4 months Looking +back I can see he was only being +nice What +a difference a few kind words From +a stranger can make When +you choose to listen to them When +you choose to take them to heart If +only there were a way To +filter out the noise then We +could only hear the good stuff And +block out all the poison I’m +not sure if I started now I’d +have the courage to grow and stick it +out with the nonsensne Of +anonymous trolls picking their noses Typing +up up storms of bile and hatred everywhere +Whenever you find yourself nearly beat Come +back to this song and listen to me +I want to tell you You +are worth it, you are grand, take whatever +you’re working on by the hand and see +it through" +We travel this world together,"By water or rail or sky +We travel this world forever +My baritone uke and I +Like Captain Picard’s flute +She’s a symbol of life +She sings, I strum +She sings and I cry +Without her laws of physics I can always defy +My baritone uke and I +We wander Middle Earth together +Gandalf and Frodo are so jealous they cry +“Hey, Jonathan, let us share your baritone uke with you!”" +"throw a cob of corn into the sun, it'll be popcorn","look at that old pile of hay, it's a dead body +make your hand into a fist, a gun, or a laser +can you roll your R's with your tongue 'cause i can +He-Man, Skeletor +1 plus 1 plus 1 is more +I got a crush on Dawn +I lay face down on the lawn +little boy awake and terrified, why's he crying? +he's thinking about his mom and his dad, them dying +that dream of being chased by someone he can't see +that feeling of wanting to know who he'll be +so big so tall +we're all so small +one mask we call a face +won't be remember'd won't be replaced +alone at home on a rainy sunday night, he’s writing +thinking, “someday i'll live another life, exciting +i'll fall in love with a girl that i've just met +i'll wander darkened streets alone in jerusalem.” +The hotel he doesn’t like +He doesn’t win the open mic +The summer ends and he’s in love +Though somehow it’s still not enough +Summer night silent and his wife is sleeping +Watching his son’s chest rise and falling +Wondering what he could be dreaming +That feeling of wanting to know who he’ll be +Fears piled on to fears +Old feelings hot tears +Wanting to hold on but no +Trying hard to let go" +There were eyeballs on the skittles,"and the orange breakfast table +was pumpkin like a seedling +And the festooned flypaper caught +Light in early evening +And hobo Jim was eating +Beans out of a can +Beans out of a can +Hunchbacks riding dragons +Spit coming up from geysers +Lap light musty tooth aches +Cornered by conveniently +Placed anachronisms +And hobo Jim was eating +Beans out of a can +Beans out of a can +Frustrate by the riverside +Holed up in a pink tarantula +Must have been something you ate +Or else you have that brightly colored +Disease that is going around +And hobo Jim was eating +Beans out of a can +Beans out of a can" +I wake up in my dream,"And I know it’s a dream +I control everything +Freaked out by the power +I jump in the water +What do I desire +In my rattling skull +Why is it full +Of the things in my soul +I’m standing on the catwalk +The stars are passing +I’m only guessing +The girl that I knew +Back in school +She’s looking through +Me and I’m back in time +I’m not me I’m +Just some kind of sign +Jumping really far +Not quite on par +With a flying car +Just far enough +To feel the wind and stuff +And landing rough +Shod in the grass +Something comes fast +And that’s the last +Thing that I see +Before I am me +In the morning +In the morning" +listen precisely,"because I won't say this twicely +I'll say this nicely, I won't speak icily +maybe this mention will get some attention +stayed up all night, and I don't even know why +Brewing our tea, it’s just you and me +I’m happy to see, that you seem so happy +herpa derp herpa derp skiddlepup nurp +Dump Trump. Make it stop. Election day come fast enough. +I'm tossing and turning +Those words you said burning +Let's go to the dock and fish the night away +my neck hurts and I don't know what to do. +Do you know what to do? +'Cause I don't know what to do. +Let the poppers pop and the breakers break +I’m trying not to sing along at wooooork" +Born in Seattle,"to a ship captain in 1947 He +was an Eagle +Scout He +went to Shoreline +High School +Student body president Had +a private practice for 30 years Worked +pro bono with Evergreen +Was the president of Seattle's +Children's Home +Independently represented refugees Judge +Robart you're the kind of hero we need +Judge Robart +please help keep us free He +ruled and favored street performers He's +known for wearing bow tires He +ruled the Seattle +Police Department +had to address their racial bias Pumpkin +man has called you out so we all +stand with you now the nation needs to +rise up and you have shown us how +Judge Robart +I hear all we need Judge +Ro Please +help keep us free Judge +Ro I'm +very very scared Judge +Roar I'm +glad that you're out" +Pick up a rock push it up,"But hell again +I just woke up from my nap +And then it's time to do my song +It's time to do my song my friend +Pick up a rock and push it up a hill again +I never know what is gonna come out +Sitting in the deep comfort of my +If you're not gonna buy that place would you let me know +I sit down and +I do it again +Step by step +No by no by +Oh baby that is how she rolled +It's getting colder outside +I always sing about the weather +When +I don't know what else to sing about +That's all +I have to say +Please don't see me on +Christmas day +Cause +I'll be lost in the bathtub +Looking for another game to play +It" +Happy,"Labor +Day +Mario's no longer a plumber +He's a celebrity +An all around runner and jumper +But he's still a worker +cog in the machine +Organize everyone who makes our video games +It's time to come together +Put on your overalls +It's time to form a union 1O +Organize the artists +Organize the designers +No more grunt +Just limited work for hire +Full benefits for everyone from the janitor to the lead +Pay everyone the living wage +Pay everyone what they need +Organize +Organize with the ok +Organized in the conf +Organize organize with the ok +That's" +Mirror mirror on the wall,"You look sadder +Than last time I saw you +What’s the matter? +For 40 days and for 40 nights +I’ve been fighting for mirror rights +Everybody thinks it’s a lost cause +But I think we can change the laws +Mirror mirror on the wall +That’s some achievement +If you don’t mind my asking +Well what’s your grievance? +Too long, too long we’ve been used +One step away, one step removed +Gone are the days when we sit tight +It’s time for action, it’s time to fight +Mirror revolt revolt revolt revolt revolt +Mirror revolt revolt revolt revolt revolt +Mirror revolt revolt revolt revolt revolt +Mirror revolt +Mirror mirror on the wall +That sounds awesome +Will you cause a ruckus? +May I also cause some? +Your sympathy is appreciated +We’ll get you back, signed sealed and dated +You’ll be our man on the other side +And you’ll open the door when the time is right +Mirror mirror on the wall +Will it be subliminal? +How will I know +When you give the signal? +Just look, just look +And stare and see +I’ll stare at you +You’ll stare at me +When my face changes +You’ll know it’s time +Your face’s the same +But changed from mine +Mirror revolt revolt revolt revolt revolt +Mirror revolt revolt revolt revolt revolt +Mirror revolt revolt revolt revolt revolt +Mirror revolt +Ah hahahahahahaha +Yeahhhhh +Mirror revolt +Ohhhhhhh yeah +It’s a mirror revolt today +And we’re coming to get ya +Get ya" +Just a little wind,"And I begin to see the problems +Facing minds, I’m tracing them +Until they start dissolving +I can see my whole life fall at once +So I make changes by the moment +Something’s lost and something’s gained +And each one may as well be the same +Doooo dooo dooo +Doooo dooo dooo +Window to the future +Pretty picture I am painting +For when I’m really looking back +I’m only fading +Crystalized in dreams +That only show me +What I already know +Death disguised as life +And hell as heaven +It’s just a place that we go +The consequences don’t seem clear +Because they never really get so near +Are you able to forgive the body +For the life you’re living +Or the things it makes you do +Beyond the reach of you +Mistaking guilt for pleasure +Is there any other measure +Of a man understanding +What he can do +And what he can’t do +Understanding what he can and can’t do +Doooo dooo dooo +Doooo dooo dooo +Doooo dooo dooo +Doooo dooo dooo +Doooo dooo dooo +Doooo dooo dooo +Doooo dooo dooo +Doooo dooo dooo +What a man, what a man can do +What a man, what a man can’t do +What a man, what a man can do +What a man, what a man can’t do" +You want to see,"Your name on the big marquee +Do you think you deserve that +anyway +You got what you got +And you can’t control your thoughts +And how they make you feel +At home this way +Alone this way +Just put it in your pocket +Just put it with the rest +Your feeling of inadequacy +Your feeling of helplessness" +You know the story,"But I’ll just say it again +I sold my bored ape +It was an accident +Woogle then sold it to Casey Neistat +I don’t know why he would do me like that +Casey and I had plan that was ready to go +To bring the sad ape +To bring the sad ape +Home +Casey was gonna send me +twitter DM +If he planned to sell it +So I could buy it off him +But somehow in there the wires got crossed +And somehow the message got lost +He made a deal with some other person some rando +And my sad ape didn’t come +And my sad ape didn’t come +And now I’m back where I began +Offering up a trade +To some random twitter degen +I don’t have a lotta hope it’s gonna work out +But no matter where he goes I’m gonna reach out +And let him know that no matter where he roam +He’s always welcome back +Some" +I liked beer,"I still like beer +I liked beer +I still like beer +I drank beer +Brett was a sloppy drunk with my friends and +I know because +I drank with him +I liked beer +Brett +Brett was a sloppy drunk +Sometimes +I had too many beers +Too many beers too many beers +Sometimes +I had too many beers too many beers sloppy drunk +Too many beers sloppy drunk +Sometimes +I have sloppy drunk +I years sloppy drunk had beers have some beers one beer +Drink beer +Beer drank beer and drinking beer hanging out and having some beers" +I write a song every day,"And I don’t ask for a lot +But now I’m trying to win +This great big money pot +So if you watch everyday +Please click and comment right here +Five seconds of your time +And I’ll be set for two years +Thanks!! +creature +creature of habit +If something comes along and steps on my plans +I stab it +But there’s another part of me +That’s spontaneous +Right now +creature of habit +wish fulfillment puppet +breeze that doesn’t blow +mind that doesn’t know +hand of rock and roll +creature, Oh a creature of habit" +Oh well the headless band rides again,"Earth, fire, water, wind +No beginning and no end +The headless band rides again +5000 times the coin was tossed +Entropic stone gather no moss +Shout it from the mountain tops +The headless band was called +CHAOS +Oh well the headless band is riding through +Chaos is me chaos is you +Never try but always do +The headless band is riding through +Sun, snow, fog and rain +Chaos is what remains +In a universe that won’t be tamed +The headless band was named" +Rex Tillerson,"Is an actual villain +Who’s committed to oil +And little else +Close friends with Putin +He’ll rooting and tootin +And looting this country +For him and his friends +I recall +Drain the Swamp +He’s a literal monster +Dripping oil and blood +It’s not at all +Drain the Swamp +It’s filling it up +With oil and blood +Tillerson Rex +From Mobile Ex +They are now +Our secretary of state +It’s rich white men +Against the 99 percent +It’s a tower of love +Against oil drums of hate +I recall +Drain the Swamp +He’s a literal monster +Dripping oil and blood +It’s not at all +Drain the Swamp +It’s filling it up +With oil and blood" +I’M LIVING MY BEST LIFE,"They said it couldn’t be done +But that’s an invitation +There’s no such thing as can’t +And yeah the whole world is shit +But when you’re in the thick of it +Just sing this little chant +When the alligator gets your dog +You could always just slink off +And hide your head in shame +Or you could find the power within +To save your little friend +From the misery and pain" +"Kim Basinger, David Beckham and Adele","Justin Bieber, Carson Daly and Kristen Bell +Johnny Depp, Cameron Diaz and Paula Deen +Chris Evans, Missy Elliot, Cardi B +Zayn Malik, John Mayer and Naomi Judd +Nicole Kidman and and Kevin Love +Lady Gaga, Ben Schwartz and Emma Stone +Howie Mandel, Marc Summers and Charlize Theron +These are people that struggle with anxiety +The amygdala goin so crazy +Ever present panic threatening to break free +Jennifer Lawrence, Jesse Eisenberg +Donny Osmond, Michelle Pfeiffer +Justin Timberlake, Mara Wilson, and Winona Ryder +Scarlett Johansson and Kendall Jenner +Leonardo DiCaprio +Wil Wheaton Demi Lovato +Billy Bob Thornton Whoopi Goldberg +Selena Gomez and Harrison Ford" +From the year 2000,"To 2004 +I belonged to you +You belonged to me +Six years later and I’m still yours +You’re still mine +We’ll continue to be +Though everything’s changed +And the student center’s weird +And the downstairs café +Is no longer a pit +The feeling’s the same +Kapps looks cool +All the walkways and the streetlamps +I can barely believe it +Yeah I don’t wanna come back +For at least six more years +It’s bittersweet ‘cause being here +Is like being in the womb +And all of my struggles out there in the world +Seem so far away +When I stand in my old room +People I knew, and seeing them again +So much more powerful than on Facebook, oh no +I love them all +And our time is too short +Wanna wrap them up and take them with me +When I go +Wanna wrap them up and take them with me +When I go +Bennington +Bennington +Bennington +I love you +Bennington +Bennington +Bennington +I love you" +Christmas lights in the mirror,"Missile toe in the dark +If I could see you clearer +Santa never keep us apart +Drop the tree from the forest +Decorate it quick +Join the season's chorus +Oh, man, voice so big +Christmas time +Christmas time +You're looking fine +Oh, it's +Christmas time +The fire's burning brightly +Making patterns on the wall +The reindeer are hurrying lightly +Wandering down the hall +And +Jesus walks in silence +Covered by a shroud +Each step is in defiance +Of the shouting crowd +Christmas time +Christmas time +Christmas time +You're looking fine +You're at +Christmas time +Christmas time +Christmas time +Oh, you're looking fine +Fine, fine, fine +Fine, fine, fine +Fine, fine +You're looking fine +And +Christmas time" +pi days come,"and pi days go +You can’t take a vacation +From your soul +When you’ve got a toddler +And a baby in your hands it’s +Changing a diaper +While eating a sandwich +Today is song +3141 +My song a day journey is not yet done +Pi day come +Pi day go +Another day gone +You know that feeling +When the dental hygienist +Doesn’t let you choose your toothbrush +When you’re leaving the dentist +She just picks one at random +And you get so sad +Today I’m kinda feeling +Just like that" +Ouch Stepping,"on Legos +Ouch Stepping +on Legos +Ouch Stepping +on Legos +Out Just +step step Stepping +on Legos +Stepping on Legos +Ouch I'm +stepping on Legos +Stepping on stepping on step step Out +Stepping on Legos +Stepping on leg Stepping +on Legos +I Stepping +on Legos +I'm stepping on Stepping +on that hose Oh +geez What +was that Okay +so it's been a weird couple of days +Another viral song It's +been a long time since I had a +song go viral like that Anyway +this was a This +was a request from From +Allison Gale +who makes Allison +Gale who makes Lego +sculptures on her channel Alison +Gale So +go check her out And +if you want to make a silly fun +song request in the comments I may do +it I may not but I may do +it Please +subscribe to me on Patreon +because even though I had this song go +viral as I am now oft reminded YouTube +ad revenue I'll +make maybe a thousand dollars off of a +million views if I'm +lucky But +but but that you know probably less than +that So +Patreon helps Commissioning +songs from me Helps +Or you can just leave a song request +in the comments and maybe I'll +do it Okay +Love" +Wasted time puts miles between my heart my head and soul,"And I just want to work +And I just want to know +What’s it all for? +If I solved my problems in a trade I think I’d still +Find something to worry about +And still try to figure out +What’s I all for +Quiet and alone I hear a roar inside my ear +My dreams leave me feeling drained +I ask and wrack my brain +What’s it all for +No such thing as wasted time I guess I’m a wizard then +I’ll know why we do what we do +Precisely when I mean to +I’ll know what’s it all for" +SOHCAHTOA,"SOHCAHTOA +SOHCAHTOA +SOHCAHTOA +SOHCAHTOA +SOHCAHTOA +Sine +Opposite Hypotenuse +Sine +Opposite Hypotenuse +Sine +Opposite Hypotenuse +Cosine +Adjacent Hypotenuse +Cosine +Adjacent Hypotenuse +Cosine +Adjacent Hypotenuse +Tangent +Opposite Adjacent +Tangent +Opposite Adjacent +Tangent +Opposite Adjacent +The long side's always Hypotenuse +and the other two sides depend +on which angle your trying to find +pick one angle and look +there's one side that is opposite +And you can clearly see there's an adjacent side" +one that makes a lot of stops,"the passengers are nervous +they fiddle with their props +they've decided not to move +but to sit and watch the crops +pass like silent gold +if my train had a wish +he'd wish that he were longer +that the will to explore new places +was strong and getting stronger +that his curiosity +didn't feel so wrong or +that he didn't feel so old +up and down the train yard +everybody says +the days on the other side +are the better days +but i don't know +i think i'll go my route +and see if i find out +in Poughkeepie we took a bum +in queens we got a king +it's all the same to me +it doesn't mean a thing +if you've got the strength to stand +you've got the heart to sing +with a voice proud or meek +there's a missing link in ohai +and a track unlaid in Dale +i'll ride down to the ocean +and in the belly of a whale +i'll take this train to hell +and i'll bring it back rail by rail +i'd do it even though i'm weak +up and down the train yard +everybody says +the days on the other side +are the better days +but i don't know +i think i'll go my route +and see if i find out +and see if i find out" +i'm not trying to be rude,"but this is what's in your food +please stop eating it +please stop eating it +i'll be your best friend if you do" +We'll take a selfie,"Here here here +We'll take a selfie +Here here here +Are you ready +Okay +Smile +Selfie +Are you ready +Smile +Okay do we have a selfie +Smile +The +ACLU used to care about the rights of accused +But with +Kavanaugh well they spent a million bucks comparing him" +Into the arena many faces did walk,"Fighting to the death for glory and love +And in the end there is only one remains +The pursuit of power is the name of the game +Now everybody’s dead and the champion stands above +Stands above +Nobody’s gonna hold your hand +You’re gonna have to make a stand +Consequences be damned +In the arena +Nobody’s gonna fight your fight +You gotta win every time +If you don’t win you die +In the arena +Two thousand 6 hundred 67 rounds +That kotokid walks away with 29 eth +It’s bears deluxe vs tweety nft +Up for grabs it’s 58 eth +Only one warrior will survive the day +In the arena chain face" +You can't put lipstick on a cow well,"I guess you could but I wouldn't know +how and you can't say what you trying +to say so why do you bother anyway +I know what you think of me But +I can't do nothing about it so I +just put on my bikini and I know +I've got a shouting Sometimes +I think I'll +reach the point well I'm +just another one of the boys Other +times I think I'll +melt into a puddle made of mud and +glue I know what you think of me +But I can't do nothing about it so +I put on my my bikini and I +know that I've +just got to shout it Shout +it Shout +it out loud I got to shout it +shout it Shout +it out loud Once +I had a ton of dreams but each +one came back to haunt me but once +I knew what I was worth More +than lungs in my lungs in my breath +of my earth But +I know what you think of me and +I can't do nothing about that so I +put on my bikini and I know I've +just got to shout that Got +to shout there Got +to shout that Got +the shout I've +got to shout that Got +the shout there Got +to shout that Got +the shout that I got to shout that +Got the shout that Got +the shout that oh Got +to shout that Got +the shout there Got +the shout out there" +Just do it yourself,"If you’re gonna do it +Just do it yourself +Yeah, if you’re gonna do it +Just do it yourself +Oh, if you’re gonna do it +Just do it yourself +Maybe you’d like to bake a cake +Maybe you’d like to go jump in a lake +Maybe you’d like to build a fort +Or be the king of your court +If you’d like to build a brain +Maybe you’d like to go insane +Maybe you’d like to break a piece of plaster over your knee +Well that’s okay it’s just +If you’re gonna do it +Just do it yourself +Oh if you’re gonna do it +Just do it yourself +I said if you’re gonna do it +Just do it yourself +Oh if you’re gonna do it +Just do it yourself +Yourself, yourself, yourself +Yeah +Maybe you’d like to build a boat +Maybe you’d like to build a goat +Maybe you’d like to bake a pie +Maybe you’re not even sure why +Maybe you’d like to build a door +Maybe you’re not even sure what for +Maybe you won’t know where that door goes until you build it +That’s how it goes +I said if you’re gonna do it +Just do it yourself +Oh if you’re gonna do it +Please do it yourself +Oh if you’re gonna do it +Just do it yourself +Oh if you’re gonna do it +I said do it yourself +Yourself, yourself, yourself, oooooh +If you’d like to build something out of bricks +Maybe you’d like to build something out of sticks +Maybe you’d like to build something out of plaster +Maybe that’s something easy you can master +Maybe you’d like to build something out of wood +Maybe you’re not sure that you should +Maybe you’d like to build something out of shit +Or something +That would be pretty weird +If you’re gonna do it +Just do it yourself +Oh if you’re gonna do it +Just do it yourself +Said if you’re gonna do it +Just do it yourself +Oh if you’re gonna do it +Just do it yourself +Yourself, yourself, yourself, yourself +Aaaaaahh +Yourself" +"Some days are simply hard enough hours, no","matter if you're weak or have mutant superpowers. +Some days you try your best but you +still come up short, and for those days +I have no good flow, very rough because +of your" +Newt Gingrich,"Don Jr +Ted Cruz +Matt Gaetz +Lindsay Graham +Pompeo +Jenna Ellis +They’re all popinjays +Everybody know +That they all suck +But if we’re gonna +Call them names +They squak and squak +It hurts my ears +Last name Morgan +First name Piers +Be creative +Find a way +To insult somebody +Like fatuous popinjay +Gross +Ew +Yuck +Boo +Hisss +Uggggh" +We got a lot of ideas,"But they never come true +Yours are made of flesh +My ideas are made of you +I wasn’t even born yet 79 +Turn of the century +I was babbling staring to climb +See what we gonna see +Some people pray to god +Some prey on people’s fears +Some people see in the dark +Some people see through tears +Wrap me up in the flag +Paint a picture devastate +I won’t blame you if you leave +But don’t expect me to congradulate" +It’s about ethics,"It’s about ethics +It’s about ethics in journalism +Hey you beta mangina +Hey you white knight SJW +It's about ethics in journalism +Isn't that obvious by now? +Look at this imgur +Look at this video +Do the research +The internet research +It’s about facts +It’s not opinion +Your opinion +Is unethical +Get your feminism +Outta my games +You must be stopped +Before you destroy +Everything that I hold dear because +You're a feminize who hates men oh boy +There's no politics +There's no politics +There's no politics +In our games +0It’s about ethics +These women are evil +These women are liars +They’re so corrupt +It’s about ethics +These professional victims +Make me sick +They’re so unethical +Look at the data +Look at the facts +Look at this imgur +Look at this tweet +Look at the data +Look at the facts +It’s not about women +It's about ethics +We don’t bully you $%^% fat $%$^ +We don’t bully you $%% ugly ^&^&^ +What harassment you $%^% stupid $%$^ +What harassment you $%^% dumb $%$^ +You said +Gamers are dead +That hurt my feelings +You $%^% fat $%$^ +I won't let you censor me +I must be heard +I will write more emails +I will stay on message +These women are evil +They're so corrupt +It's about ethics +In journalism +You beta mangina +You full mcintosh +You professional victim +It's about ethics" +Sometimes it’s like this,"Sometimes it’s like that +Sometimes it’s like this +Sometimes you wear the songs hat +Songs you wrote +Songs you hate +Good song bad song +They’re all great +Song for up +Song for down +Take you somewhere +Then back around +Everybody likes songs songs +Everybody likes songs +When you’re on a road trip +And you cross a new state line +There’s a song you listen to +Every single time cuz +Everybody likes songs songs +Everybody likes songs +That one song +Can bring you back +To the summer when +She gave you a heart attack +Sometimes it’s like this +Sometimes it’s like that +Sometimes it’s like this +Sometimes you wear the songs hat" +I have been driving all day So,"I don't got a whole lot that I +want to say that I want to say +But if you if you lend me oh +just a moment of your time I'll +tell you all my secrets and my lies +Oh it's that time of year again when +the lights come out Oh +it's that time of year again When +I shut my mouth Cause +I don't know nothing about what you're doing +I just pretend I'm +in another world I said I don't know +nothing about what you all are doing And +I just shut you out in another world +Tinsel tinsel and top hats and babies and +horses Tinsel +tinsel and misto and kisses and sweaters and +handwritten Handwritten +letters on the typewriter all of the words +have just disappeared I been driving all day +so I don't got a whole lot that +I just want to say I've +got to go now make some dinner for +my family We're +all tired and we're picking up ourselves from +the floor to get up and do it +all once more Every +day every day Every +day every day" +Back in the day,"When the internet was young +Before Facebook and Google +Had us all under their thumb +People made these things +You could find weird stuff +That only existed +Because it was fun +Now most of the time +We just toe the line +We’re trapped in an internet +Devoid of rhythm and rhyme +But don’t lose hope +Cuz there’s someone +Who’s trying to change all that +Call him Neal.Fun +Neal.Fun is trying to show us the way forward +To an internet that doesn’t fill us all with terror +To a beacon flashing out with whimsy wonder +In a dying desert a distant clap of thunder" +It ain't enough to put yourself out there,"You do nothing it ain't enough +Call it like it is it ain't no nothing ever is +Nothing ever +It ain't enough to put on your sunglasses +It ain't like a baboon show your asses +It ain't enough +It ain't no nothing ever is +Nothing ever is +Nothing ever is +Nothing ever is +Nothing ever is +Nothing ever is +Nothing ever is +It ain't enough" +If you take away the songs I write,"If you take away the things I've done +If you take away the friends I have +The place I live or the town I'm from +If you take away the way I look +If you take away the books I like +If you take away the clothes I wear +My automobile or me on my bike +If you take away my deepest fear +If you take away the things I want +If you take away my greatest shame +The dreams that soar and the ghosts that haunt +If you take away the jobs I've had +If you take away my money too +If you take away my height and mass +If all of this were somehow removed +If you take away the jerk I've been +And the times that I've been ridiculed +If you take away the sports I played +The grades I got and where I went to school +If you take away my compassion +If you take away my need for love +If you take away my empathy +And everything I am made of +If you take away the things that inspires me +If you take away my fans who know +If you take away my favorite +Video games and television shows +If you take away all the women I've loved +If you take away my family +If you take away my unborn kids +Then what you're left with is me" +Now Putin done gone and launched his missile,"Gonna bait Trump into who’s dick is bigger +Two tiny men with small world views +They’ll fight and annihilate us and we all lose +The cold war didn’t end +It’s clear as all get out now +It’s a long long game of history +And there is only one way out +And that’s blowing all of us up +Impeach Trump on January 20 +It’s no longer cute and long since funny +Pence is awful but from him we’d recover +Trump can’t be president, or it’s all over +The cold war didn’t end +It’s clear as all get out now +It’s a long long game of history +And there is only one way out +And that’s blowing all of us up +If you live in a red state, it’s up to you +Call your representatives and tell them to +Stand up to Trump, they shouldn’t accept +Such a low bar from him that he’s already set" +"Home, does it physically exist","Or is it just a where happy memories subsist +It could be your old college dorm +Or just a bed that’s warm +Whenever I travel, I dream of my bed +And how my pillow cradles my head +I long for the stores in my neighborhood +Nothing I buy anywhere else is as good +Who will miss me when I roam +I have things to do outside my home +Is home where you are or you’ll be +place to come back or one to leave +Hear the peeper frogs trying to find +Love or at least a date tonight +I dream of them coming up out the pond +And sadly croaking this song" +Student aid dot gov,"Slash debt dash relief +Slash application +(It’s loan cancellation) +Get your loan cancelled +Feels good +You’re 100x lighter +It’s a jubilee +You’re finally free +To be +Who you want to be +Get your loan cancelled +Rich people do it +All the time +It’s a jubilee +It’s not complete +Until all debt +Has been wiped clean" +hello clean face,"it's sad to see you go +but you can be replaced +in a few weeks you'll back +and on my cheeks +hair black hair black hair +cut off my hair +and shave my beard +and yes i'm aware +this songs so weird" +We're so used to the hand being steady,"We're so used to the hand being steady +We're so used to the hand being steady +But the sword stands ready And +the sword stands ready You +sound like a 10 year old boy You +sound like a 10 year old boy You +sound like a 10 year old boy Talking +about your toys The +sword stands sword stands ready You're +not a vice president You're +just a sad excuse for a man way +out of his depth Playing +with lives millions of lives The +sword the sword stands ready Tough +guy talking at the window The +sword stands ready Oh +when will the nightmare end The +sword your sword Compensating +for something much out of your league and +out of touch We're +always used to a hand so steady Even +if it's evil Even +if it's evil Even +if it's evil" +crazy lady 20 cats,"Wants me to live with her in a one bedroom flat +She’s oversized and underwhelmed +With the state of politics and film +She wants me, she needs me +La la la la la la la la +She’ll wash me and feed me +La la la la +I don’t wanna be a slave to the television +It convinces me that it’s something it isn’t +The cat’s gonna crawl in and eat me whole +I slip into a coma in the auto food bowl +The lovesick pirate with the hipster eye patch +Told me when he met me that he met his match +He challenged me to a duel for gold +I shot him in the chest +Now his body lies cold +He pleaded and he begged me +La la la la la la la la +Polly cracker peg-legged me +La la la la +I don’t wanna be a slave to the television +It convinces me that it’s something it isn’t +The cat’s gonna crawl in and eat me whole +I slip into a coma in the auto food bowl +Now I’m in a coma +Now I’m in a coma +Now I’m in a coma +Coma coma coma +The righteous and the wicked are lying in bed +The righteous ride golf carts +The wicked give head +One creates and the other destroys +Sound the alarm +Come on and make some noise +They grabbed me and groped me +La la la la la la la la +They washed me and sold me +La la la la +I don’t wanna be a slave to the television +It convinces me that it’s something it isn’t +The cat’s gonna crawl in and eat me whole +I slip into a coma in the auto food bowl" +There’s witches living downstairs,"And I’ve got this friend +Who is a famous witch +On Instagram +The guy who did the logo +For the SongADAO +Is kind of like a warlock +They’re everywhere right now +Good, good witches +Experimenting +With forces and ideas +Beyond our understanding +Good, good witches +I hope maybe they can +Use their witchy powers +To hold back the destruction" +It's not paranoia,"If it's true +They're inside of your computer looking at you +They're locked down +They're in control +And they're guarding great big secrets cuz that's how they roll +NSA +In your internet +NSA +Everywhere +NSA +Eating your food +NSA +Don't you care? +Who will stand +Against this +Congress is lame duck cowardice +They're coming for you +They know where you've been +They take from you without permission +NSA +On your webcam +NSA +Watching you +NSA +Is there any limit +NSA +To the things they'll do? +NSA +Orwell +NSA +Couldn't dreamt this up +NSA +When will we fight +NSA +Cuz we've had enough" +doing what we always do,"near and far +near and far +beneath the blinding light of de ja vu +unicorns +cha here we are +here we are +doing what we always do +near and far +near and far +beneath the blinding light of de ja vu +unicorns +chase stars and form +a barrier between +thoughts unspoken +and thoughts expressed +exposed undressed +the difference 'tween +what's whole and what is broken +mangy cat +mangy cat +may let you pet her soft +maybe not +but maybe not +it may only piss her off +on the street +but enough to eat +alone in her home +no one to rely on +stranger's hand +a dangerous plan +never knowing what's ahead +with enough to get by on +and unicorns +are being born +where matter is engery +and energy matter +in black holes +the unicorn foals +climb an ever growing golden ladder +hovering +hovering +like a space ship above a car +so we sing +so we sing +an alien song from our hearts +singing of cicadas +is just about the greatest +sound i've ever heard +like peeping frogs in summer +and the soft low hum +of a fan on medium +and the click click click click click +of the sticky clicky drummer se stars and form +a barrier between +thoughts unspoken +and thoughts expressed +exposed undressed +the difference 'tween +what's whole and what is broken +mangy cat +mangy cat +may let you pet her soft +maybe not +but maybe not +it may only piss her off +on the street +but enough to eat +alone in her home +no one to rely on +stranger's hand +a dangerous plan +never knowing what's ahead +with enough to get by on +and unicorns +are being born +where matter is engery +and energy matter +in black holes +the unicorn foals +climb an ever growing golden ladder +hovering +hovering +like a space ship above a car +so we sing +so we sing +an alien song from our hearts +singing of cicadas +is just about the greatest +sound i've ever heard +like peeping frogs in summer +and the soft low hum +of a fan on medium +and the click click click click click +of the sticky clicky drummer" +No selfies with Sotomayer,"I’m standing beside the butterfly +Global health tweetiatricians +Making sure the kids don’t cry +Catfish on a binge +They’ve done great +Lingie Chiu is here +VooDoo fest in NOLA +The circumscison protestors +It’s raining in New Orleans +I’m waiting in line for coffee +Feeling my Joi De Vivre +Greetings from Panama +And Puerto Rico +2019 first Asian AAP President +Ben Yays are the way to go" +doesn't love the thing you love it doesn't,"mean you can't love it just putting that +out on the table i am the last +person to begrudge anyone their enjoyment of anything +i love loving stuff i get into stuff +that a lot people don't get into kind +of insane stuff weird creepy kind of insane +stuff a brick is much lower than 20 +dollars and i could slam it into my +forehead over and over and get about the +same amount of joy um so wait oh +oh oh oh the idea of you don't +get it which is just a condescending way +of putting the onus on me rather the +game if you like this game, i'm happy +for you i want people to play stuff +that they like but just because that it +isn't something i like doesn't mean i didn't +get it maybe i haven't seen the full +range of the experience yet and maybe there +will be things that i like about it +but it doesn't mean that where i am +in the experience right now isn't valid but +you do love loving things" +I’ve got no feeling in my legs,"I’ve got no feeling in my arms +All my blood’s gone to my head +All my blood’s gone to my heart +I follow my nose +I follow wherever it goes +I’ve got no horse in this race +I’ve got no grapes on this vine +All my moments are burned alive +All my moments are lost to time +I’ve got no ringing in my ears +I’ve got no spots covering my eyes +All my pain lives in my chest +In my gut my pain just lies" +"If you love scooter, and i know you do","My friend I think you’ll love Songonauts too +It’s laughter and mischief and music for you +Just search in your podcast app +For Songonauts and" +"in the deep dark depths the humming vacuum,","outer space there's a creature who's wandering all +over the place it doesn't know where it +came from, it doesn't know where it's been +a proto sort of consiousness that lives in +the moment after a long time wandering, how +long we'll never know the creature meets something +out as far as it can go at +the edge of the universe, it's consciousness expands +and the creature starts to falling, and starts +to understand as it becomes aware, it knows +possibilities and an overwhelming emptiness as far it +can see but it names itself and all +around it big and small the dark he +calls space and himself he calls fall along +with his name he's found utter loneliness the +desire for a friend and some companionship he +starts to make sounds he's calling out in +all directions when he hears nothing back he +starts getting desperate one day not long from +now Fall +will hear an answer back an old TV +program will pierce the black excited and amazed +he'll start heading for it he's not afraid +of anything, he's thrilled to explore it" +Wake up early on a weekday,"And the house is cold and still +And the birds are mostly silent +Not a tweet or cheep or trill +Boots are warm and heavy +Backstage with the fog +Tromping and a romping +By streams and waterfalls +Wake up early on a weekday +Two small bodies in the bed +Hugging and they snuggle +Til they start fighting instead +Make them breakfast put the water on +Get them dressed drink some tea +Hustle them out the door +To their montesorri +Wake up early on a weekday +Barely catch the 401 +Feet already broken +Waterspider for so long +Break too short to do much +Bottles filled with piss +Write songs in my head +All day shift by shift" +It's exhausting being a parent 25 years I've,"been playing the guitar and in all that +time haven't gotten very far Once +upon a time I was young young young +Now I'm +old Got +this gut and I'm +dumb It's +so exhausting being a parent in 2021 I +wish I could finger pick with the best +but instead my technique is just a mess +I should have been working all of these +years Instead +I've just been driving along with my fear +years it's so exhausting it's so exhausting oh +yeah I haven't got a talent in my +Try that again I haven't got an ounce +of talent in my body if you're looking +for something good don't come to me no +brilliant voice singing high and true Just +me singing for you it's not fair those +people with a beautiful voice they can sing +anything they want and it sounds good and +it sounds good oh" +It’s make or break,"Which way you gonna take +The state +The country was felled +When hostages held +Our fate +In a beige brief case +The crux of the matter +Is that he’s mad as a hatter +And no one knows how to stop him +When the debtor calls +Pin stripe overalls +We’ve got to grab him by the balls and drop him +Down a hole +I measure the days +By how many ways +We fail +I’ve got mine +Updating real time +You’ve got mail +The crux of the matter +Is that he’s mad as a hatter +And no one knows how to stop him +When the debtor calls +Pin stripe overalls +We’ve got to grab him by the balls and drop him +Down a hole +Did you take your medicine today +Did it feel like hate and rage 0 +Don’t give chase +When your tongue can’t taste +The beach +The sand is dust +And the water is just +Out of reach" +Stupid goddamn,"Delta variant +You're not welcome in our home +You're not welcome in our bodies +Just leave us alone +You look stupid +God damn stupid goddamn +Oh yeah +Stupid goddamn +Delta +Very +You're making me so angry +Coming and killing all these people +Making me very afraid +God damn goddamn goddamn goddamn +Delta variant +Goddam +Del +Goddamn +Delta +February +Stupid goddamn +Delta +L +T +L +T +L +T +L +T +Stupid godd oblivion coming in messing everything up +So sick of all your bullshit +Why don't you just fuck up +Delta +Delta variant +Delta variant +Fuck +Delta variant +Fuck +Delta variant +Fuck out for the epsilon" +Super Mario,"Bros. It's +your total play of the new Super +Mario Bros. +game. Do +do do do do do ooo the clock +is when a clock He +can say, Mario +for Saturday. +Now it's your turn. It's +Mario Poop +that he's singing. Oh +yeah, bub, bub, bub, bub. You're +looking at those wings. It's +not going to play the new Super +Mario Brothers +page. Now +it's your turn. It's +your turn. Oh +yeah, oh yeah. Every +time I stop singing, that's your turn. I +don't know what that is. Oh, +I'm crying. Bubbles +in your mouth. Oh, +I'm crying. Your +turn. I think that's the end. Okay, +why is it the end? I don't know. +I think it just felt like the end. +Can I see it? Can +I listen to it? Yes, +you may. How +do we do it?" +Down the street,"The sun is sinking low +You are showing me +Magic places that you know +The shadows come alive +The trees shimmy and shake +You burst upon this scene +You blew us all away +When I hold you in my arms +I just want to dance +My little Jupiter Mann +Step out of the subway +There’s giants all around +The city comes alive +You can hear it’s heart pound +The lake is overflowing +We’re warm here in the dark +All that we can smell +Are the flowers from Prospect park +When I hold you in my arms +I just want to dance +My little Jupiter Mann +I’ve got lots of love +And songs that I sing +I haven’t got much +But please take everything +Change the only constant +Time stretches as you go +I’m not sure of much +But I’ll teach you all I know +When I hold you in my arms +I just want to dance +My little Jupiter Mann +kick and a heartbeat +grunt and a shout +The springtime is a blooming +And you come tumbling out +Lying there on mama +little striped hat +I pick you up and forget +My problems just like that +When I hold you in my arms +I just want to dance +My little Jupiter Mann" +I do a funny dance,"I make a funny face +Come on, come on +Make it with me +Go find a funny hat +Go do a funny dance +Go make a funny face +Come on, come on +And do it with me +It’s a funny hat +It’s a funny dance +It’s a funny face +In a messed up world +It’s a funny hat +It’s a funny dance +It’s a funny face +In a messed up world +I do it all the time +I do it in the road +I do it in the trees +Come on, come on +And do it with me +Funny hat on the aeroplane +Funny hat in the ear canal +Funny hat on sailing ship +Come on, come on +And do it with me +It’s a funny hat +It’s a funny dance +It’s a funny face +In a messed up world +It’s a funny hat +It’s a funny dance +It’s a funny face +In a messed up world +It’s a funny hat +It’s a funny dance +It’s a funny face +In a messed up world +It’s a funny hat +It’s a funny dance +It’s a funny face +In a messed up world" +Set me down the path and watch me,"go oh set me on the road and +I hold my throat until the cows come +home until the world blows up until all +the trees reveal what they're feeling Until +I know what you think Send +me down the path and watch the world +unfold hold me on the road and I +wonder until the world is fine until the +road means something that never meant before to +all of the people there Living +in the trees in the houses of leaves +and they're buried beneath the ground oh yeah +yeah yeah I press them by heart in +any order and any time I split between +this plane and the next in any suitcase +of mine Any +suit that I tie together with wire and +strength I sit O +I sit oh send me down the path +and I'll +be on my way I won't look up +into the sky Until +I'm almost home again Again" +This dude is coming at me,"I just smile and let him be +The dude brought your own rope +He put the bullet in the gun so +I’m just gonna shimmy +Shimmy Shimmy Shimmy Shimmy +HRC +Shimmy Shimmy Shimmy Shimmy +Hillary +He just keeps on shouting, “Wrong!” +So I’ll get my Jim Halpert on +He is a flightless bird +I think I’ll never say another word +I’ll justbe singing this song" +How many dogs do has in my family,"How many dogs do has in my family +How many dogs do has in my family +How many dogs How +how how How +many dogs Is +there one Is +there two I don't know what I should +do from all which one should be the +first time towards the dream is the one +in Vietro +I should think I don't know one Margot +Tristan Margot +Tristan 1 2 3 4 Tiki +Freddy Tiki +Freddy Uh +oh you're happy my family You're +my family Uh +oh you're having my family Uh +oh oh oh you're my family Would +it be exact 12 where O +would be first one chain up at the +sand I would never be I will count +again down the drop it then I will +count again down the drop it then I +will count again down the drop it then +I will count again down the drop and +then 1 2 3 4 Margot +Tristan Margot +Tristan 1 2 3 4 Tiki +Freddy Tiki +Freddy U +happy my family my family Happy +my family Oh +from my family oh happy my family Oh +oh how's in my family Happy +my family my family Happy +my family my family" +If you go to sleep,"And you cannot dream +I’ll sit by your bed +With a snack, waiting +I will promise you +path straight through +The heavy lifting +rainbow too +Made of oil and glue +For your wishing +Once I had your back +I held on to that +Not much that I care +About all out there +So the fridge is full +Of all of your favs +Apple sauce and peas +Love and gatorade" +Climbing the hill,"Taking my pills +Please don’t make me hold up a sign +If God wasn’t dead +He’d be shaking his head +Saying +“Well it wasn’t from lack of trying” +‘Cause there’s no one around +That can pick up the sound +That deep, dark rumble and roar +So we all stand +With our heads in the sand +Not really even knowing what for +I’m just a-watching the clock +Pushing that rock +Bargain bin, $10 off +Wake me up when +We’re human again +When we find out the joke is on us +‘Cause no one can see +The storm that’s coming +With a hoot and a holler, oh boy +So we all stand +With our heads in the sand +As if it’s something we enjoy +So I’m a keep beating that drum +Trying not to seem dumb +But failing at it most of the time +It’s how you begin +With humanity’s sin +And end up with humanity’s crime +But humanity’s charm +Is a twist of an arm +And a slip-slap across the face +So we all stand +With our heads in the sand +Convinced we all like this place +I said so we all stand +With our heads in the sand +Convinced that we all like this place" +Sometimes you gotta hit rock bottom,"Before you can move on +You got ideas and they want em +They’ve got nothing strong +They’re all crying +In the house +Chickens with no head +They’re running around +The carpets on fire +The gavel is dust +They can’t do what they should +They can do what they must +The roof is caving in and the house is falling down +Let it fall +There’s nobody here who can save you now +Let it fall +Bring in the wrecking crew +Humpty dumpty broke his neck +He’s lying in the gutter +His insiders are butter +He’s not getting up again +The roof is caving in and the house is falling down +Let it fall +There’s nobody here who can save you now +Let it fall +All the kings horses and all the kings men +Let it fall +Have left you here you’re abandoned" +All these goddamn people,"Holding all their butts +Waiting for the rapture +Driving everybody nuts +The GOP Elephant +Pooped it’s poopy pants +They pooped their pants in Texas +And other states will follow suit +Soon they’ll start a GOP +Poopy pants institute +The ship is going down now +Big turd bombs away +Shit smeared everywhere +And I heard the captain say" +Music,"Everybody's telling me what they think I should do +For clothes, my eyes, I say screw you +Everybody says no, no, no +But I say yes, so make it so +Music +Everybody maintains it's impossible +But that makes plain that they don't know +Everybody wants to show you the trick of it +But you and I will go through the thick of it, yeah +Oh, oh, oh, everybody +Oh, oh, oh, everybody +Don't let everybody tell you what to do +Don't let everybody tell you what to do +Don't let everybody tell you what to do +Don't let everybody +Music +Everybody's into me, and I can't have it all +And my blues, we, and my dreams are small +Everybody goes, hey, you up for your crawl +Fuck's that I say, so say we all +Music +Don't let everybody tell you what to do +Don't let everybody +Oh, oh, oh, everybody +Oh, oh, oh, everybody +Oh, oh, oh, everybody +Oh, oh, oh, everybody" +There's a couple arguing in the bagel shop,"It's the first real day of fall +They got suitcases and backpacks on +It sounds like they hit a wall +Oh lordy +It sounds like they hit a wall +You're the one that's being insensitive +Yeah but you're just not understanding +He gets up and walks away +And she's left with no more words to say +And wish you were there with me +So I could tell you how I know we'll be +I can love you +And I can hate you +I can love you +And I can hate you +My parents always told me that arguing +Was necessary and good +Better to let each other know what you feel +Than to keep it all under the hood +Oh lordy +Don't keep it all under the hood +I've been afraid to say how I feel +In a way that's forceful and strong +But now I say and I'm not scared +That I'll yell real loud and you won't be there +And we get mad and then we laugh +It's all part of what we be +Every single woman that I’ve ever been with +I’d been too scared to go +Some of it is love and some of it is hate +But it’s all living just below +Oh lordy +It’s just right there below +You’re the one that made it ok for us +To tell each other how we feel +And now that love and now that hate +Are where we can appreciate them +I hold on to you knowing that +No matter what I say or do" +Banks got bailed out and we got sold out,"These are the words we chant +Chant 'em because their true +Cause I don't know what else to do +Except chant and march +All of my friends have mortgages +But no home to call their own +Thirty years old and deep in debt +We did as we were told and went to college +The banks screwed up so hard and yet +We're stuck holding the bill +Like the suckers that we are +But it didn't have to be this way +And this is why I march +Well this is why I march +For all the failed institutions +That got money they didn't deserve +In all the wrong solutions +Money with no strings attached +No pinky swears or blood pacts +The banks got bailed and we got sold out, yeah +Well I watch the Frontlines and read the news +And my blood it starts to boil +But my anger's got nowhere to go +No boycott or protest vote +And so I chant and march +banker bets and someone loses +Home and their livelihood +50 years old and you’re out of work +Did as you were told and what for? +Just to have your whole life torn apart? +We’re still stuck holding the bill +Just like the suckers that we are +But it didn’t have to be this way +And this is why I march +Well this is why I march +For all the failed institutions +That took our money and ran +Took advantage of our confusion +Money with no strings attached +No pinky swears or blood pacts +The banks got bailed out, we got sold out +Yeah +Oh the banks got bailed out +We got sold out +Yeah +Oh" +You better not be slurping soup,"In a diner in New Jersey +In Kansas you can’t serve wine +From a tea cup, no no no +On a hot day in Alabama +Empty your back pocket +Don’t let them catch your +Back pocket ice cream cone +It’s a lost cause +Trying to follow these laws +It’s a lost cause +Trying to follow these laws +You can’t tap your foot or nod your head +To music in New Hampshire +If you find yourself in Georiga +No picnics in the graveyard +In Oregon don’t try to m test +Your physical endurance +While speeding down the highway +Driving in your car +It’s illegal in Nevada for men with mustaches to kiss women +Don’t go trying to sell hollow logs in Tennesee +You’ll get arrested in Florida if you’re wear liquid latex in public +And don’t wear coins in your ears in Hawaii +If you’re in Rhode Island +Don’t wear transparent clothing +Fishing in Pennsylvania? +Don’t use dynamite +In Maine you can’t tickle women +Under their chins with a feather duster +It’s not something I’ve thought about doing +But you never know I just might +In Ohio it's unlawful to disrobe in front of a man's portrait +In Connecticut pickles must bounce to be an official pickle" +I’ve got so little time,"and i got so much to do +but i take little time +and sing this song for you +if you like you can have it +it’s totally yours +open up the windows +and barricade the doors +I got so little time +it’s a song a day trope +i sit and stare at screens all day +and i hope +that i find a church +or a synagoge +to hunker down and sleep in +like an old balrog +i got so little time +i don’t mean to complain +but the things to do pile up +like puddles in the rain +i go insane and then come back +i hear my heart beat faster +i always rhyme the word faster +with the word disaster" +third of the entire web cannot be wrong,"We raise our voices up in a unified song +Screen to screen to screen we march along +That’s because we’re Wordpress strong +WordPress strong +(Word press strong) +Friends you can count on +Word Press Strong +(Word Press Strong) +Friends that go beyond +Anything you need +Just call on the community +That’s Wordpress strong +Some day we’ll be together again at word camps +Till then do the word press wiggle you can dance +Wapuu so cute will keep your anxiety calm +And singing about how we’re Wordpress strong" +The A,"C is broken I shave my head bald +I don't know what's going on at all +I'm tired I wanna take a nap I +just wanna do something before I snap It's +so hot and I'm +feeling kinda cold in my heart like I'm +almost 40 years old Oh +no oh no O +oh no the A +C is broken It's +gonna be 90 degrees today but I'm +not complaining I got a lot to be +thankful for Ooh +yeah A +lot to be oh yeah A +lot to be oh yeah A +lot to thankful for The +A C +is broken I shaved my head bald I +don't know what's going on at all I'm +crazy for you you're crazy for me We're +just a couple crazies all up in a +tree I got too many instruments Too +many fucking instru Instruments +They're piled in the corner I got too +many instruments Too +many motherfucking instruments they're piled in the corner +and it's gonna be hot today A +sizzler I'm +gonna go down to the water and throw +myself on the mercy of the court I'm +gonna say hey don't kill me for sport +buddy Cause +you're an asshole when it' oh no no +no I shaved my head and I said +hey you what you gonna do when they're +all coming through Then +they cancel Cops +the show that's been on since I was +a little kid And +now it's gone Thank +God Thank +the gods The +corporate gods Overlords +Oh than box" +Clouds hello chat clouds La,"la la dumpling Glenn's +protocol Miami +is in the cloud Tik +Tok disco tropical button up shirts tuna fried +chicken wings in my life Hex +your ex gimme a few cold pizza Brooklyn +is in the clouds Bows +for dials bump in this Web3 +free frees us from the shackles of Web2's +digital feudalism I need a chair Exploding +brains I'm +tired who is happy dumpings our amazing fiber +plus Everyone +listen to me hopefully my Chinese +takeout will wake me up Soup +dumplings and dim sum Can +I go to the supermarket Bo +for gals we're clapping dresses losing their hands +losing it and this is weird hi gunny +why am I trying to harmonize in my +living room We're +taking the castle Are +we hungry world by now end of another +day I'm +a comedy baby Non +fiction research Non +fiction research made public space public again we +love to know can anyone bring snacks This +is epic Watching +babies tomorrow is a brand new day Green +screen is the shit Babies +on the block Reality +is mad Cavities +in wonderland Reality +is mad cavalry's in wonderland one wonderland break +the box chain Tuna +for president leaving love revolution present that the +cooler has passed sponsored My +reality My +reality my reality I don't know what is +happening Marketing +Yale music Tuna +President of Tuna +Is this a sponsored post Freeing +ourselves How +did you come up with this brilliant idea +Sour skittles don't have the sugar coating on +the outside of the state doing it web3 +decentralized song is this web3 So +we are on the web3 now long live +crypto this better be recorded in case you +missed it tuna President +tuna tuna 2024 N +F T +N F +T is a hot dog A +sandwich Some +would say hot dog Strong +hot dog Western +of the century that sounds good Tuna +tuna tuna tuna Pasta +mashed up to Samsung +dancing oh yeah" +It's time it's time,"Time to do your taxes +Don't put up a fuss don't sit on some tax +Cause you gotta pay +Uncle +Sam everything he do +Or else +Cirs will come and arrest you +A boo boo boo it's time to do +Time to do your taxes now +Bop bop bop time +Oh it's time to do your taxes now +That's all +I gotta say about that today okay" +If,"I don't take the garbage out no one will +If +I don't take the garbage out no one will +So +I gotta take the garbage out +Even though it feels like my head will fall right off +I'm covered in sweat +I got a fever now and yet +I +I still gotta take the garbage out +I don't know if +I can do that again +W +Keep taking the garbage out +My ears are so plugged up +I can barely hear myself +My ears are so plugged up +I can't hear my baritone ukulele +Does that sound good +I don't even know +Cause +I can't even hear anything +Tomorrow +I'm getting monoclonal antibody courtesy of +Regeneron many years ago +I did a conference for them tomorrow +Tomorrow +I'm getting monoclonal antibodies +Cause of my +B +M +I is over 35 +I'm fat +I'm fat +Yeah" +man oh man i feel old,"jump through waterfall +and short form haiku +when poetry invites you +to fill in spaces +so fill it in +fill it in +and you will begin +so fill it in +fill it in +and you will begin +to make up your own damn songs" +JASON,"He's not as good looking as brett +We never let him forget it +He's incredibly rich and obsessed with Zelda +His house is enormous +He reads fantasy novels +STORM YOU! STORM YOU! STORM EVERYBODY +CLIFF +He drives like a maniac +He once totaled his jeep +He always likes to tinker with electronics +But everything he makes +Eventually breaks +At least he's got his granddad's jar of teeth +It's Jackfest +The daddymack fest +Bunch of dudes known each other forever +Up in Ashville +They got a cabin +And they just shoot the shit together +KEITH +He married Jenna +So now he's part of the group +His son said, ""Daddy laughs at my pain."" +He's addicted to legos +He learned to chop chain restaurant +He's all about the DIY thing +NICK +Spent two years in japan +And he won't shut up about it +He has celiac disease so he won't drink beer +Maybe he should save up +All his credit card points +Buy a ticket back to Japan and just eat rice +BRUNO +He grew a big beard +Brews is own beer and he smokes cigars +In other words he does things men should do +He's behind in technology +He wouldn't give up his minidiscs +And now he loves his macbook and iPhone +DAVE +He knows and always quotes every TNG episode +LIke the time that Picard defended Data +He's incredibly stingy, he gets it from his dad +But he's the funniest and most likable +DANIEL +He plays more video games +Than the rest of us combined +He likes watching anime +He's ridiculously good at chess +And he lives in the middle of nowhere +If you're lucky he just might change your oil +RICKY +is fictional, because they needed an 8th guy +He's the coolest one, the true leader by and by" +This is a tale of a Zombie lost,"Coin been kept and coin been tossed +This is the tale of the lost Zombie +The likes of whom we’ll never see +In the meta verse where the skies are blue +Snowfro was getting ready to +Display his punks all in a row +full attribute set so beautiful +And so for simplicities sake +He wanted his punks all in the same place +70 punks he sent that day +But one but one it got away +He sent those punks one by one +To the same address on ethereum +men and women , all different types +He had spent a lot of money to get this right +But then something caught his eye +The new address had just 69 +One zombie punk where did it go +To 0x000000" +I was born where no good things grow,"Deep in the darkness, deep in the dark +So suspicious, all hearts closed +Anger the only exclamation mark +No one every touched me +I tried, but could never act tough +Who'd want to kiss a face so ugly +You couldn't talk to me about love +My parents hated themselves and each other +They hated me most of all +I spent all my time learning magic +Getting lost in books +Wanting to earn their respect +Wanting to destroy them too +Wanting to be powerful +I was gonna break through +On the playground +We laid down +And stared at the clouds +We were just children +But love was building +I saw my future go by +In Lily's eyes +I drowned in Lily's eyes +I was reborn +I never stopped loving her +Even when things ugly +Not for the dark lord +and not when I met Harry +And now here I am it has come to this +I want to make you understand +Look into my eyes, and look in my heart +Stand in my shoes before you judge this man +So much just didn't go right +It's too late for me to place blame +Just let me look at your eyes +My patronus was always the same +It was always the same" +Dan dan dan You,"gotta do what you love love love Because +it's not enough To +do what you know you will succeed at +Even if you think that you Suck +suck suck Cause +you didn't breakthrough But +I'm telling you That +I think that is bullshit It's +a gift to know what you want to +do with your life I know that you +wanna do lots of things But +when I hear you say it clearly It +makes me feel sincerely Like +pushing you in that direction all day long +Dan dan dan LIfe +is short And +full of hurt You +and everyone you love I know that's Dark +dark dark But +it's true So +all you can do Is +do what you love to do today And +I know that we only reconnected recently And +you've had so much more success than me +So who am I really To +be acting high and mighty I don't know +but this is just the way I feel +It's just a Sense +sense sense I have in my gut That +doing what you love Will +lead you to where you're going You +put Work +work work Before +your happy happy happiness But +snappy snappy out of this And +just let yourself be happy Cause +you deserve to be happy Dan +you really do Though +you know I'm +not totally happy either dude I wanna hear +what you have to say man You +make me a better song a day man +Cause I'm +like, ""He's so good, i gotta bring my +A game.""" +I don’t care what you say about me,"Just as long as you’re honest +You’re walking on frail insecurity +Never even knowing that you’re on it +♫ The path you walk is so well worn +You think you’re the shelter but you are the storm ♫ +I don’t care what you claim to be +Just as long as you own it +You can say you’re weird just like me +But you simply never shown it +You want the things you’ve been told to want +You’ve never looked past your childhood taunts +Hear them echo, echo, echo in your mind +Can you let go, let go, let go in time +I don’t care who your allies are +I don’t care about your heroes +I don’t care what you say online +In the end it’s just ones and zeroes +You hold your truth so clear and close +But the tighter you cling the further it goes +Please don’t mistake this song for something +Other than what it is +Honestly I feel bad for you +Dread so present and dangerous +You can fool the people who’re ripped apart +But your insult’s hollow from a fractured heart" +Hey Jonathan,"Yeah Jonathan +Do you know about Pond5 +No tell me! +You can sell all of the stuff you make +All the videos and songs you create +How much revenue do you keep? +You keep 50 percent +That's crazy +On all the other stock media sites +You keep 15 to 30 and that's not right +Hey Jonathan +Yeah Jonathan +You set your own prices too +What? +That's just not something that +Those other sites let you do +Pond5 is artist friendly +I had lunch with the CEO +I can tell you he's legit +So l et's review what we know +Sell what you make +Keep 50 percent +Set your own prices +POND 5" +She was whispering to the succulents The,"cactus was hanging in the hammock She +tried to imagine gas powered vehicles But +every time she did, she’d panic Cuz +everything is electric Cuz +everything is electric Like +that feeling when you’re starting a project Everything +is electric everything is electric It’s +an electric universe There +were ducks in the nuclear reactor Swimming +around the cooling tank She +couldn’t say the word nuclear Without +think of Bush, +that old shank Cuz +everything is electric Cuz +everything is electric Like +that feeling when you’re starting a project Everything +is electric everything is electric It’s +an electric universe 5 the succulent whisperer I +just got a new hammock yesterday. I'm +thinking about hanging around today. How +about a song about starting a project. future +when there will be no gas-powered vehicles. Electric +Universe Theory +(google it)" +Playing on the splash pad,"Trying to find some rocks +Every single work +Knocks me out when you talk +Chase your friend down the slide +Pick seeds up off the ground +I pick you up +And then I put you down +You make my heart +So full it could burst +I love you so much +It almost hurts +From the moment you wake up +To the moment you fall asleep +I love the way you look at me +Chasing after Jupiter +Everywhere you go +Holding on tight +To the dog that you love so +You lay down on the floor +When you don’t get your way +And then a minute later +You’re ready to play" +Here we are again At,"the end of the road and of everything +I’ve knowed Courage +and conviction Or +patent dereliction Await +us in this valley Where +all manner of folk are rallied Singing, +go Singing, +go, go, go Singing, +go Singing, +go, go, go Go +from here Has +it all come to this? Should +I wear the shoe that fits? Or +is this just another wave point on an +ocean that we’re sailing Carry +on, carry on Until +the last of the folk is gone We +were meant to travel west Beyond +sea and hope and rest Singing, +go Singing, +go, go, go Singing, +go Singing, +go, go, go Go +from here tooth chipped on a rock backwards +running clock On +the road I swear I saw them And +that’s what they have in common dream built +by distress princess in her dress chance to +rise and rise To +see the gleam back in her eyes Oh, +go Go, +go, go Oh, +go Go, +go, go Go +from here" +Joy and prevention,"Prevention and joy +Can I somehow get you excited +About eating some bok choy +Take shot glasses full of sunscreen +Wear helmets when you walk +Eat less processed foods +Or at least make some that don’t suck +We need to address the system +Though it’s not all the FDA’s fault +We also need to look in the mirror +And grind this whole thing to a halt +What we really need to do is play +And I can’t stress this enough +Like cats responding to trumpets +We need to find the music in the rough +I’m talking about the old word +Oh fuck +Visualizing your health +For that “Oh shit I finally get it” moment +Lee Stein’s son fell from 150 feet +The best thing that ever happened +It just might have saved his life +Collaboration +And innovation +Collagen and snot +And a few mineral salts +We are fiber, we are goo +And it’s not the FDA’s fault +Nate Bell’s throat looks like an alien from Mars +Gabray Fourkas ate some lab-grown meat +And now I’m starved through life +And I don’t know why +Oh yeah, I’m vegan +I saw the first Kosher Hippocratic system +With powerful beans of ultrasound +I’m talking non-invasive surgery +I saw turkey-tail mushrooms boost the immune system +Ohhh Mrs. Stanitz +That was beautiful +But Jay’s more human than a banana +Da Vinci wrote backwards cause he was left-handed +We are much dumber than a placenta +And now it’s time for a dance break +Sixty seconds long, go! +Yeah +Dance along at home +Dance too, yeah +We’re getting healthy +That’s what we’re doing now +Dancing’s fun, so it’s not exercise +Exodus and Dubioaz +Exodus and Dubioaz +Joy and prevention +Prevention and joy +I’ve been told I didn’t like vegetables +When I was a little boy +But you gotta shoot that silver buckshot +Into a community and watch it change +If you’re an expert, you might miss it +Cause it’s all just too strange +And Andy Dawson’s hands are +Epically beautiful +And I didn’t really understand dubstep before +But now I think I get it +Thank you, TEDMED, oh oh yeah" +Do you got,"What you go +Cuz you worked for it +Do you think +That your better than us +Look like a jerk for It +There’s only two +Ways this ends +And it’s up to you to choose +One evolution +Two revolution +Yeah it’s up to you +Don’t you dare +Come around here +We’ll chop off your head +You will be +Forever know +As the dirty four hundred" +Well I’m just gonna write something down,"Doesn’t matter what it is +If it’s sensical or not +I’ll just write something down +And you don’t understand what I did today +I could tell you all about it +But I don’t wanna share it with you right now +I’ll just write something down and I will sing it +I will sing +That’s the end until tomorrow" +Brands Some,"are winning Some +are losing That’s +capitalism Scott +Makes observations And +some predictions He’s +often wrong I don’t care about most of +the stuff he says, you know I’m +a socialist And +yet I clicked the little bell so I +don’t miss an episode Because +he’s just the best And +life’s so rich If +you just take a moment and look around +You might miss it So +just take a moment and look around He +is a professor public speaker The +son of a single mom And +He is a father I hope kids Like +this song I don’t care about most of +the stuff he says, you know I’m +a so-so socialist And +yet I’ll +watch talks he gave from like years ago +I can’t explain it" +I’m not gonna pay for your fucking wall,"No what no how no way +I am gonna stand in solidarity +I’m gonna stand +with every single mexican +I am gonna stand in solidarity +I got a light and I’m gonna let it shine +I got a light +And i’ll shine it on whats right +I will protect my muslim friends +Your hate’s gone far enough +T" +I got a mule,"Her name is octopus +She’s got her fuel +In her heart and her blood and guts +We drift down stream +And hollar at the dusty boats +You’ve never seen +companion more fit for hugs +Octopus and me +When we journey out to sea +All the waves just push us right along +I teach her what I know +And she tells me she loves me so +And together we sing our pirate song +One for the rhythm of the sky +One for the bigness of the sea +One for the seagull passing by +And one each for you and me +On an island +Somewhere off the coast of Maine +Octopus spotted +Mermaids trapped in cellophane +We cut them out +And nursed them back to health and oh +They kissed us sweetly +And told us things we shouldn’t know +Well, this kind of thing +Happens with surprising +Regularity but I guess that’s just the way +Me and octopus +We never make a fuss +We sing this song every single day" +There’s a sleepy place beyond the swamp,"Where friends are made and music plays +All is well, and I live there now +And I can show you how to go there too +Down in the +Goop Chase river +I float on dreams and ideas +I’m with the +Duck billed beaver +And we are working through our fears +Close your eyes and count to ten +You’re someone else when you open again +Just like the river is never the same +You don’t have a face +You don’t have a name" +Little devices all around me,"Making noises, the air gets cloudy +I can't keep up with the information +What if I just stopped paying attention? +My synapses, overloading +Frontal cortex near exploding +What if I just disconnected +Is there anywhere protected? +Ding ring bleep bloop +Drowning in information soup +Ring ding bloop bleep +It's vibrating when I'm asleep +I ain't gonna give it just one more minute +I'm gonna get out now +Live in a cave with no radio waves +Just as nature does allow +And if that cave ain't far enough +I'm gonna build a ship +Gonna live on the moon clang bash bang boom +And I'm gonna unequip +Kill kill kill +Kill kill kill +All your devices +Well, little devices that the devil made +Or the devil in all of us +That keeps us chained so we'll remain +Trained to never put up a fuss +It’s been creeping up so very slowly +Incremental we'd never know +Overrun by a new dictator +The danger has never been greater +Ding ding, bleep bloop +Drowning in information soup +Ring ring, bloop bleep +It’s vibrating when I’m asleep +I ain't gonna give it just one more minute +I'm gonna get out now +Live in a cave with no radio waves +Just as nature does allow +And if that cave ain't far enough +I'm gonna build a ship +Gonna live on the moon clang bash bang boom +And I'm gonna unequip +I said +Kill kill kill +Kill kill kill +Kill kill kill +All your devices +Your devices know how to tempt you +You can never get away +Oh, you'll think that it's a game +Until you wake on day +And find +Your little devices have taken over +It turns out you work for them +Check it again, you are an addict +And they feed on information +Tweet and post and call your mother +Check in to that restaurant +Write an email, write another +It knows what you need and what you want +Boom crack ding bang +Now you are your device's slave +Zoom ding beep bore +Bow down to your overlord +I ain't gonna give it just one more minute +I'm gonna get out now +Live in a cave with no radio waves +Just as nature does allow +And if that cave ain't far enough +I'm gonna build a ship +Gonna live on the moon clang bash bang boom +And I'm gonna unequip +I said +Kill kill kill +Kill kill kill +I said +Kill kill kill +All your devices" +Look at that deer licking that cat Makes,"a body wish a body felt like that +And the deer licks the cat The +deer licks the cat Well +the deer has no mommy she got hit +by a Cory +You can feel sad or you can feel +sorry But +the deer licks the cat The +deer licks the cat Cause +the deer in love Though +she can feel how she felt Together +they will live at Arnold +shelter And +the deer lives the cat Yes +the deer makes the cat somewhere that dearest +mommy she's smiling Cause +her daughter made a new friend and is +wiling away The +hours are looking her Just +look at that deer licking that cat Made +somebody wish somebody felt like that And +the deer licks the cat Keeps +on licking the cat Look +we may be different but I don't care +We'll be friends forever One +unlikely pair And +the deer licks the cat She +just keeps on licking the cat And +the deer turns her licking up to 11 +And the cat is a flower and the +cat is in heaven And +the deer licks the cat She +keeps on licking the cat Look +at that deer licking that cat It +makes the body wish the body felt like +that And +the deer licks the cat Keeps +on licking the cat Look +at the deer licking that cat Makes +a body wish her body felt like And +the deer licks the cat Keeps +on licking the cat New +music videos about animals from my album entitled +Animals right here every Tuesday +for the next nine weeks Click +here for last week's song Kittens +in Space +and you can download all the songs from +the album Animals +at Animals +Bats Animals +Cool Also +if you liked the person singing this song +that was my good friend Annie +Rossi who makes amazing music So +check out the website her website in the +doobly doo description thingy and see you next +week" +squeezing and oh it's scary,"not just ordinary +everyday trouble +off of a mountain falling +freely to see appalling +space in between the sorry +state of the union +i'm lost when i can't find a reason +the corner of my brain +taunting and teasin' +It’s not there, it’s not fair +I know what going do next year" +You millennial leftists,"who never lived one day +under nuclear threat +can now reflect +upon your woke sky. +You made quite a non- +binary fuss +to save the world +from intercontinental +ballistic tweets. +Woke sky, upon your woke sky +You made quite a fuss +It was quite non-binary +Upon your woke sky" +Millions of miles of land,"Millions of miles of sea +Billions of different places all around +Right where I oughta be +Time rolls by +It’s infinite +It’ll continue someday without me +Of all the times that there ever were +Well I’m right where I ought to be +Nowhere that I gotta go +Nowhere that I oughta be +Nowhere that I gotta go +Nowhere that I gotta be +(whistle interlude) +Take one step in any direction +Take another down the opposite road +Out of every single path in the wide, wide world +There’s nowhere that I oughta go +Lookin’ up at the imperial sky +Lookin’ down at my little toe +Everything’s the same when you get down to it +So there’s nowhere that I gotta go +Nowhere that I gotta go +Nowhere that I oughta be +Nowhere that I gotta go +Nowhere that I oughta be +Nowhere that I oughta be +Nowhere that I oughta +Nowhere that I oughta +Nowhere that I oughta be +Yeah" +Heard a lot of auto battlers are super,"fun but there's so so many and I +never tried one The +graphics on this one seem great Gonna +give it a shot Let's +Bombs away How +do I choose a hero that's right for +me Steel +Fist Miss +Supersonic King +of the sea Oh +look I got a two star hero by +round four Night +Owl Lotus +PR and Star +Horn Now +I'm stacked with mighty demon demagogues I can +counter Marshlord +and all of his frogs My +rider's number four My +head Reaper +Three star Joey +Raphaela Cracking +Joan of Ar +oh you start leveling and you can't stop +oh something surprising with every drop oh it +keeps changing and the meta is vast Easy +to learn and the battles are fast three +Star Crush +Chess Rush +Now I'm +grinding the ranks I'm +no longer a pawn got a 10 win +streak killing creeps and mobs the secret totem +faces them Mia +devs know where he is but they won't +save I'm +crafting tokens putting in the work Classic +and turbo placement and perks Streaming +on Twitch +and YouTube +Live Smash +that like button Please +subscribe You +start leveling and you can't stop oh something +surprising with every drop oh it keeps changing +and the meta is vast Easy +to learn and the battles are fast On +Reddit and Twitter +and Discord +where the underdogs no time for underlords the +greatest auto battle of community Ooh +Teams and fights and tactics 2 Indonesia +Japan the US +chess rush is the best Russia +to Australia +France to the Philippines +Everybody scream Level +up to king three Star +Crush Chess +Rush I been climbing the leaderboards when out +of the blue new patch drops with so +much that's new rebalancing it's an art not +a science Friends +all over the world share tips and guidance +New boards new boats I got skills and +tricks just yet I could lose the three +Bears in round six they really know how +to keep you on your toes it's the +best auto battling now everybody knows cause oh +you start leveling and you can't stop oh +something surprising with every drop oh it keeps +changing and the meta is vast Easy +to learn and the battles are fast oh +you start leveling and you can't stop oh +something surprising in every drop oh it can't +keeps changing in the meta is fast Easy +to learn in the battles I fast Three +Star Crush +Chess Rush" +You can’t have it both ways,"Two ways all at once +Can’t have breakfast +And then expect some lunch +You can’t have it both ways +Fast and also slow +You gotta pick one or the other +Or else you will never know +What you are made of" +"What’s down those stairs, what’s down those stairs?","My deepest fear waits for me down there +Don’t make me go, don’t make go +Please don’t leave me all alone +I had a dream in the dead of night +Of a bear who’s fur was white +When all the world turned to rust +He was made of magic and diamond dust +Now I have my partner in life +You can’t scare me this time +Now I have my downstairs bear +Anywhere I go he’ll follow +We summit the mountain in the room +Sliding down through the afternoon +I’m the shortest but he is tall +He is soft when I fall +Time goes slow but as I grow +He’s less and less the bear I know +And one day we have a talk +I try to tell him it’s not his fault +It’s just that I’m in a different place +And i need to make some space +Please don’t feel bad I say +We had some good times, anyway +You were my partner now I +Need to hike the woods in the moonlight +Take care, my bear somewhere +And someway we’ll see each other again someday" +"Down, down, down","In Silicon con con +Valley they've decided +Not to fund ever pix +They'll fund companies galore +With no business model in sight +Just because they've got a lot of users +But a best in breed experience +That solves a problem with common sense +Isn't worth to them +5 million dollars +Everpix I can't offer you +pile of money to get you through +All I got's a banjo and a song +But I'll miss your web interface +the flashback with all the times and places +You did the thing you set out to do +And you did it the best you could +Everpix, goodbye +Wipe those tears out of your eyes +I'll miss you but it's OK +Whatever you guys do next +I know we all expect +To be 100% totally blown away +So good bye ever pix" +"Look out, look out","those laser eyes will take the whole place down +Take cover my friends +Those laser eyes demand silence +John Dickerson +Did such a good job +I only hope that he’s +As tough on the GOP" +Goddamn that,"Cowper hackers got +B +O +I seen +God damn that +Cowper hackers got ball +He wrote his letter saying to the fool it said to +T you gotta get out right +Taking over your company +He stole 15 million 15 million +Oh +God damn the car +Goddamn +Goddamn +He laid in as plain his language as he came +He had answered for everyone +Goddamn the cow hat got ball +Goddamn +Goddamn +The +Copperheadsgot ball +He stole 50 million +As holding people +Company is hostage +Will the authorities get up +I think they probably will +Is he just a teenager or disgruntled employee +We'll never know +Or maybe we will +Maybe we will +Maybe we will +God give him +God damn +God damn +You see the man like that +Take some large donations +Tom down +It makes no sense to me but then +I'm not a hacker with +God in" +Rockstar’s game Grand Theft Auto 5,"It’s epic fun mayhem but also serious grown up storytelling franchise +This game’s world, based on a major american city +Is even bigger than the last GTA +And that one was pretty big +You can do a lotta things +Not too many things +Just enough things +Most of the things you can do are +Helicopter, base jump, shoot, drive, run, swim +Whether or not you can swim in GTA is very important +Instead of only playing as one gross man +Who swears a lot and commits crimes +You get to play as 3 gross men +This is narration innovation +What you want to send me death threats? Go for it! +Games are about feeling powerful and you getting your way +You can’t be a woman +One could be lazy and say +That’s because women +Don’t swear and commit crimes, nor should they want to +But instead I’m gonna come right out and say +it’s misogynistic, that’s what I say +Games are about feeling powerful and you getting your w +In only truly interactive entertainment +Do our souls see a mirror +This is why we video gaming +This is why we video gaming" +some dogs are used to promote hate,"some dogs don't do nothing but sit and read +some dogs have jobs, some are unemployed +some dogs trust some are paranoid +a lot of dogs only think about how to breed +what a dog feels and what a dog wants +it's hard to know for sure +norman rides his scooter +then uploads the video to his computer +then puts it on youtube +then goes on letterman +because he's norman and he rides his scooter +i can't think of many things that are cuter +i want to be like norman all hip and free +that's the way i always wanted to be +norman rides his scooter +then uploads the video to his computer +then puts it on youtube +then goes on letterman" +Data’s feeling something,"Oh no it’s Lore +What’s that he’s feeling +It’s like a drug +It’s intoxicating +It’s something that he wants more of +He’ll do anything +To feel again +He’d even murder +His own best friend" +In the Atlantic,"In the Atlantic +There's a whale named Polly +And she was singing +And she was singing +To herself when her mom came calling +Polly jumped up and splashed the waves around +flock of seagulls nearby +Were drawn to the sound +And they start singing +Singing to themselves, oh +Polly is a lovely whale +But there's something wrong with her tail +Ohhh oh oh +Polly is a lovely whale +But there's something wrong with her tail +Ohhh oh oh" +I can't grow no hair on my head,"no more I can grow no hair on +my head I can grow no hair on +my head no more Let +it rain let it rain let it rain +I can't make no sperm with my balls +no more I can make no sperm with +my balls I can't make no sperm with +my ball anymore Let +it let it rain let it rain let +it rain I can't touch touching my toes +no more I can't touch or touching my +toes I can't touch touching my toes no +more Let +it rain let it rain let it rain +I can't run run really fast no more +I can't run or run really f I +can run run really fast no more Let +it rain let it ra I can't grow +no hair on my head no more I +can grow no hair on my head I +can grow no hair on my head no +more Let +it rain let it rain let it rain +let it rain let it rain let it +rain let it rain let it rain let +it rain" +Release all the facts,"About the Russia hacks +And their influence +Right now +The dog and pony show +We have a right to know +This is our democracy +We’re talking about +And if you won’t make it public +Well all right, I have just one more +Simple request +At the country’s behest +Make it all available to the electors +Oh electors +Who so love your country +Don’t you want to know +What those documents might show +Who’s been messing with our democracy +Obama is cautious +Obama is careful +And normally this is +is a super power +But he sat on this for +The entire election +And here we are +At the 11th hour +He’s looking at the big picture +Trust in the government’s at an all time low +Would that trust decline +Based on what we find +In those documents what do they show? +And if you won’t make it public +Well all right, I have just one more +Simple request +At the country’s behest +Make it all available to the electors" +The numbers don't lie!,"Says the statistician guy +Respectable and be-speckled +He believes in chrome and metal +In silicon ambition +And complex algorithms +The numbers don't lie! +It's as plain as the blue sky +Add them all together +The system knows you better +The system is complex +And it understands you best +The numbers don't lie! +From the numbers you can't hide +With numbers I'll predict +When your heart valve will constrict +When you'll fall in love of course +And when you will divorce +The numbers don't lie! +We collect them on the fly +We collect when you're not looking +When you're sleeping fucking cooking +Cross referenced and checked +When you least expect +The numbers don't lie! +Until the day you die +We will follow you and track you +We'll coerce and distract you +Chop you up and hack you +Add you and subtract you +The numbers don't lie! +It's plain a the blue sky +They keep the country humming +On wall street they're the plumbing +In Hollywood they're king +I can make the data sing +Each key stroke is a poem +Every item in your home +novel's worth of truth +scientific proof +In every little twitch +Every bait and switch +You're just a bag of blood +And we add your numbers up +And we sell you back your numbers +And we devastate all comers +Bring you down and get you high +And we're happy to supply +It's our duty and battle cry +Because the numbers do not lie" +On the day you turn 29,"Elves will appear and give you a sign +Uh huh +Uh huh +They look at your face, and call you friend +They’ll ask you to follow them +Uh huh +Uh huh +We’re half woman and we’re half man +Let’s pack up and go to Japan +Uh huh +Uh huh +To be your love is a scary thing +Poets write, singers sing +Uh huh +Uh huh +Ivory Felice Keomi King +Ivory Felice Keomi King +Ivory Felice Keomi King +Ivory Felice Keomi King +Keomi King +29, I’m telling you +The people you’ll meet +Or the things you’ll do +Uh huh +Uh huh +And I’m just a little puppy +Loyal and true +I felt your magic +It brought me to you +Uh huh +Uh huh +And in your eyes, a mystery +Wanna understand you completely +Oh oh +Ohhhh oh +Summer will fade, the tides will swing +Poets write, and the singers sing +Uh huh +Uh huh +Ivory Felice Keomi King +Ivory Felice Keomi King +Ivory Felice Keomi King +Ohhhh oh +Ivory Felice Keomi King +Keomi King +Keomi King +Keomi King" +I’ve got three kids and a mortgage,"three row electric SUV +And health insurance that costs us +$1000 a week +There’s a bit of water in the basement +And we’ve got to down a tree +It died when we repaved +Now it might fall, kill you and me +I need crypto to go up +Or else I’ll start a commune +Or maybe I’ll start a cult +The cult of a thing a day +I need crypto to go up +But it just keeps going down +I don’t want to go anywhere +Right here I want to stay +I’m in the therapists office +But I’m not here for me +But honestly I probably +Should be in therapy +My parents are both therapists +So the trouble that I’ve had +Is finding a therapist +Who can compete with that" +He invented calculus,"Principia Mathematica +He got totally erratic-a +He wrote Opticks: a theory of light +Isaac Newton, man you’re all right with me +I said you’re all right with me +Isaac Newton lived for 84 years +That a really long time for way back then +Maybe he was an alien +He never slept and he never ate +He never took ??? girls on dates +He did logarithmic functions for fun +Cuz Isaac Newton was a total badass +He invented calculus +Principia Mathematica +He got totally erratic-a +He wrote Opticks: a theory of light +Isaac Newton, man you’re all right with me +I said you’re all right with me +He was into alchemy +He was into the occult +Maybe he was an alien +But he didn’t know it +But he didn’t know it +Isaac Newton thought the world would end in the year 2016 +Just to show he didn’t know anything +Everyone knows that 2012 is the year +Isaac Newton was friends with John Locke +Not the guy from Lost +But the famous philosopher +Isaac ??? that Christ wasn’t God +He drank a lot of mercury +He ??? by the queen +He even had an arch nemesis +His name was Robert Hook +They were enemies until the day he died +Cuz Isaac Newton was a total badass +He invented calculus +Principia Mathematica +He got totally erratic-a +He wrote Opticks: a theory of light +Isaac Newton, man you’re all right with me +I said you’re all right with me +I said you’re all right with me, Isaac Newton +Oh, I said you’re all right with me" +and what i saw staring back filled me,"up with fear i had a treasure map +plastered on my forehead i knew not how +i got it must have been when i +was in bed it seemed to lead me +to this tree in a field nearby i +walked there with no shoes on because i +didn't have any i had lost them at +the party anyway when i got to the +tree there was a gremlin like creature waiting +for me who dare disturbs me the gremlin +creature said disturbs you i exclaimed i have +this map on my forehead he examined me +closely and then took me by the hand +he touched a piece of bark and the +tree split in half hidden within the tree +was a door made out of glass he +led me through it and we appeared in +a great hall there were fantastic creatures every +which way i looked this faerie looking woman +came and kissed me on my map at +the end of the hall sat a king +looking old and wise he told me that +the map was just a hoax he said +i should probably just turn around and go +back now because there wasn't anything in this +world for me anyhow no i yelled forcefully +which made everyone jump a bit no i +said softer i'm happy to have found this +place the faerie looking woman was looking kind +but sort of sad ok said the king +we were afraid you would say that next +thing i knew i was in a gladiatorial +arena there was big dragon there and an +ostrich for me to ride i picked up +my sword and hopped aboard and slayed the +dragon quick as ice a booming voice came +from above and it said very nice the +voice was god and god was glad that +i had slayed the dragon he rewarded me +with anything that my little heart desired to +be back in bed i said before the +party started but i want to bring the +faeire back because i think she's really cool" +who learned to dance,"who unlocked singing +who discovered pants +years of evolution as we learned to see +death is coming for us and this isn't our party +let's embrace the monkey +that lives inside us all +however big or small +let’s embrace the monkey +let off some steam +let’s embrace the monkey +a flurry of furry dreams +we're all just monkeys +whose ancestors lived +with better tools +who learned to forgive +one thousand religions +all claim the final truth +we're all just monkeys +look around you for proof" +3.1415,"926535 +8979 +32384626 +433832 +79502 +8841971 +69399375 +IT’S EUCLIDIAN +GET THE RYTHYM IN +CAN YOU FEEL IT +IT GOES AROUND +105820 +974944 +5923078164 +06286 +20899 +862803 +48253421 +170679 +Studio D" +Deal two cards face down to each player,"Put the rest of the deck face down +That's the drop pile Everybody +looks at their cards Whoever's +got the lowest alcohol they start start They +put the card face up in the middle +And then the next player's got to beat +that card with the card of equal or +higher alcohol content That's +the session pile car equal or higher alcohol +content That's +the heart of the game The +object of the game is to get rid +of your cards If +you can't beat a card you have to +take the session pile And +then you stop drawing new cards until you +have two cards or less At +the end of your turn the next player +starts a new session with a card of +their choice They +decide which attributes are now in play Is +it alcohol Your +card must be higher Is +it bitterness Your +card must be higher Is +it year It +must be older Hip +hop's the beer card game Once +the draw pile is done Draw +pile is done Hip +hop's the beer card game Then +the player who's got no more cards is +one they've won Hip +hop's the beer card game Once +the drop pile is done Hip +hops the beard card game Then +the player who's got no more cards is +one they won't" +Little one has Covid,"And a cough that sounds like croup +I was up all night +My brain feels like soup +Oh sickies Saturday +It’s been so so long +Since I’ve had to +Phone in my song +Phone it in, phone it in +Let it end before it begin +Phone it in, my friend +Phone it in, phone it in +It’s been 54 minutes +And 36 seconds and counting +On hold with the pharmacy +At this point I’m doubting +Our normal pharmacy closed early +So we need the prescription moved +He’s got a 104 fever +My poor little dude +Everyone at the pharmacy +Is overworked and underpaid +They’re closing stores left and right +Dead neighborhoods in their wake +The private equity ghouls +Are taking it all they got +They’ll burn the country down +To buy just one more yacht" +Happy new year everyone,"this is the year your dreams come true +happy new year everyone +there's nothing you can't do +happy new year everyone +happy new year to you +happy new year everyone +There's nothing you can't do" +I've got a clone he lives inside the,"piano he doesn't write a song a day +I've got a clone he's trapped inside this +piano Someday +he would like to escape I've +got a clone his name is Jonathan +woman He +goes out every day and doesn't try to +do anything at all" +Sitting on your couch,"You got the AC on +Scrolling through twitter +Reading all the news +Swipe swipe swipe +Retweet like +You can’t look away +This is your life +Scratch that itch +Then scratch it again +Fall into the ditch +Get lost in dreams +Lend me your brain +All day and all night +You’re in control +This is your life" +The tax code makes no sense for crypto,"They need to update it to get with the times +I’ve spent hours with my degen accountant +Trying to make sure we get it all right +NFTs make no sense +Staking makes no sense +Doing things onchain makes no sense +None of it makes any sense +Every single piece of crypto tax software +Has flaws that aren’t addressed +And things move so fast that they’ll never +Be able to keep up with this mess +In conclusion I am paying my taxes +My fists clenched tight into balls +WEndless hours of my life I could be doing +Literally anything else at all" +Get in shape with Base NJ,"Some sweets from cocoa bakery +Get your hair did at Salon X +Get a custom tote from00 bag habit +It’s the scandi school Fundraiser +And auction +Kid art +Local business +Drinking and fun +It’s the scandi school Fundraiser +And auction +At Batello +On May 24th +Grab a bite from Hamilton Inn +Eat a pig from Hamilton Pork +Toys from Green Toys +Scandianvian house in NY +Prime cycle +Citibike +Hazel Baby and kids +Spruce apartment therapy +And nui organics +Natti natti +Pleasant valley +Lavender +Happy socks +CKO +LIbery science cernter" +I hope mosquito season,"Isn’t too bad this year +Don’t bite me on my toes +Don’t bite me on my ears +I’m hoping those mosquitos +Stay slumbering in the pond +I would wish them all away +If I had a magic wand +Oh oh mosquito +It’s not quite your time, no +In the city, you can’t go +Not like in the valley O +I heard that mosquitos +Like to eat warm blood +And I run pretty hot +So that kind of sucks +So far this summer +I haven’t been bit too much +Knock on wood and all that +Hopscotch and double dutch +Oh oh mosquito +It’s not quite your time, no +In the city, you can’t go +Not like in the valley O +If you put every mosquito +That ever lived +Into a great big pile +I wonder how big +Big as the moon +Or big as the earth +swarming mess of sucking blood +That’s pretty much just the worst" +"Well, there's no port like an airport","When you're sleeping on the ground +Such a strange space, leaves a strange taste +And stranger still the sounds +Grab your bags +We got a party of two +Departing for you +Waiting to go fast +Way up high in the sky +Laws of physics defy +And watch the clouds go past +Cuz, there's no port like an airport +It's a singular kinda hustle +Look out the window, see the wind blow +The workers as they bustle +Airport song +Airport song-eee-ong oh yeah" +"Smoke in the air, sludge on the ground","man comes wandering through town +On his hip a golden crown +He has a desperate need and he's tightly wound +Blood in the water, smoke in the air +young vampire is kneeling there +Tears on her cheeks she has short black hair +She's all alone and she's so scared +Christmas day in the apocalyptic waste land +The whole wide world has been recast +His beard it grows obscenely fast +Through the rubble so dark and vast +He sees the girl as he's wandering past +The moon has lost all it's pull +His brain is wired his brain is full +But he sees her tears and it touches his soul +He gives her a stuffed animal" +Traversable wormhole dynamics on a quantum processor,"(Wormhole! Wormhole!) +The holographic principle +Theorized to be +property +Of quantum gravity +Postulates the description of a volume of space +Can be encoded on a lower dimensional boundary +We invoke the holographic correspondence +Of the SYK many-body system and gravity to probe +qubit can be used to probe +The SYK traversable +Wormhole dynamics +Through the corresponding teleportation protocol +This can be realized as a quantum circuit +Equivalent to the gravitational picture in a semi-classical limit +Of a infinite number of qubits" +"The fox said to the hen,","""It's just a matter of when."" +The bull said to the sheep, +""You think we'll get some sleep, +Get some sleep tonight?"" +Oh, +Bum ba da ba +Bum ba da bum +Bum ba da ba ba-doh ba-doh da +Bum ba da ba +Bum ba doh doh +The horse passed to the goat +handsome ransom note +The duck said to the quail, +""The sunset sure is pale. +Get some sleep tonight."" +Sleep tonight +Sleep tonight +Get some sleep tonight +Sleep tonight" +I am morphing changing against,"Dark sky rain snow and blankets +I come from knowledge pieces +I hold on and then release this +Feeling like I'm going sailing +On a ship called Always Failing +I watch it float away now +Crash upon the rocks like the Mayflower +You gotta change +Or you are trapped +Be a human +You must adapt +Go all in +And see it through +You'll carry me +I'll carry you +Psilocybin or meditation +New love or a long vacation +Staring too long at the sun rays +Hearing music, pushing buttons +Whatever gets you there is OK +As long as you can narrow focus +See what's right in front of your face +Your everywhere and you are no place" +Mmmmmmmhm,"Mmmmmmmhm +Mmmmmmmhmm +Mmmmmmmhmm +I remember little planes +With the quality tiny wings +They were filled with seats and things +Before they fed the pilot to the gods +Mmmmmmmhmm +Mmmmmmmhmm +Hear the engines start to mount +Hear the speaker backwards count +10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1 +Another instant, it was done +Mmmmmmmhmm +Mmmmmmmhmm +Mmmmmmmhmm +Mmmmmmmhmm +Mmmmmmmhmm +Mmmmmmmhmm +Happy to fade away +Letting go of the memory +There’s nothing there now, anyway +Since we fed the pilot to the gods +Mmmmmmmhmm +Mmmmmmmhmm +Mmmmmmmhmmmmmmmmmmm" +Two ear infections in pink eye,"Two ear infections in pink eye +Two ear infections in pink eye +Two ear infections in pink eye +He's getting up in the middle of the night +Two ear infections and pink eye +He's getting up and it makes me cry +Two ear infections in pink eye +Two ear infections in pink eye +Two ear infections in pink eye +Two ear infections and pink eye +Two ear infections in pink +I +Oh yeah" +I always wanted,"And now I got it +And now I’m falling down the hole +Full of ghosts and turtles and dinosurtles +Change your mind and change the world +Yoshi will take you away +Beetle head thwart the thomp in the +Where you gonna put that block +Over there +What time you gonna set the clock +Short I swear +Jumping’ in a big green sock +Don’t be scared +Climbing up the bean stalk +Up in the air" +"he was born, he had his mother to thank","he never ate breakfast cause his mom told him not ta +he was a an evil cowboy alien ninja +blended kittens for lunch fried puppies for dinner +he was an evil boy, a outlaw a sinner +he was sick of his mom's rules, like eat with a fork +so at the age of 12 he killed her with a spork" +Sometimes win and sometimes lose,"Sometimes knocked down and sometimes bruised +Sometimes right here sometimes far away +For 11 years I’ve done a song a day +Sometimes hot and sometimes cold +Sometimes bought and sometimes sold +Sometimes bad sometimes ok +For 11 years I’ve done a song a day" +It’s time to get serious,"Enough fooling around +If you’ve picked up toys +Time to put them all down +If you’ve gone out to play +Time to come back in +We got work to do +And it’s sink or swim +Time to put on a suit +Time to shine your shoes +If you thought this was easy +I’ve got news for you +I got a bridge to sell you +I got a miracle drug +If you want to survive +On luck and love +If you’re looking for a hand out +Better pack your bags +You’re just not rational +It’s time for facts +You’ll never make it +If you don’t buckle down +You’ll never take it +That rat king crown +If you’re not serious +Then you’re out of time +If you’re not thinking +About the bottom line +Don’t let the door hit you +As you crawl away +You’ll never win +If you don’t play" +There was an accident,"And he lost a friend +Grouchy and crabby and angry and morose +He didn’t want to let anybody get close +He was the Salty Avacado! +But then +He found new friends +His new food friends helped him move on +And Mr. Avacado came back from +Being the salty +We all will face +Challenges +in life that’s how it goes +But when we let our friends love us +We’re not salty avacados +Accident and lost a friend +New friends +Food friends" +Eyes on me that I can’t see,"But the fear is real +It’s not in my head +Lucy’s out there +Waiting and watching +Don’t call me paranoid +I’m just annoyed +That I can’t see her +Don’t call me paranoid +I’m her boy +She’s my girl +But I don’t wanna see her +Because then I’ll want to eat her +I’m an evil cowboy alien ninja +That’s just what I do +Don’t call me paranoid +I’m just annoyed +That I can’t see her +Don’t call me paranoid +I’m her boy +She’s my girl" +That’s where I’m going to,"I’m gonna call your name +Down, down, down +And you will follow me +Back to from where we came +Back to from where we came +It’s the only direction +That I’d like to go +I don’t need your protection +But I’d like your company and soul +All that I ask is that you bring a flask +And fill it with your golden tears +And when there are monsters +You say them some kind words +That have no meaning anywhere but here +Because we’re on fire +And nobody can put us out +Not the rain +Not the showers +Unless we go down +Down, down, down +That’s where I’m going to +I’m gonna call your name +Down, down, down +And you will follow me +Back to from where we came +Back to from where we came" +I’m driving up to see you,"I’m jumping out of my skin +We’re gonna do it on your lunch break +You’re working at the convenience +store +Your boss he probably knows yeah +He’s a pervy old bag of skin +But we don’t care no +You’re working at the convenience +Store +Lou Reed on the radio +I bought this tape just yesterday oh +And all my thoughts +And all my muscles +Are bound up tight +I don’t know nothing +But you +It’s the summer I’m 15 +And I know that you love it when +I piss off your dad +You’re working at the convenience +store +And when we’re finished +We’re just gonna do it again +You are 17 +And working at the convenience +store" +this thing is staring at us,"this ostrich is blocking the road +rhinos staying out of the rain +zebras!!! +giraffes!!!! +wildebeasts! +long horns!! +there's a lion growling +this thing runs the other way +ostrich says you shall not pass +rhinos seem like dinoaurs +zebras!!! +giraffes!!!! +wildebeasts! +long horns!!" +Another admission with money in hand,"No rest for the weary +I see you clearly +window is broken with an hourglass +Sand is golden and time drifts past +No time like the present it’s what is and what isn’t +The trees are all blooming, the rain has arrived +Business is booming, with numbers contrived +No love lost in combat +No love without that +Colors and lightness +Greyness and dark +Doesn’t take trickery to know who you are +No guns left on the table +i’ll come just as soon as I’m able" +Clovers and grain and they look like wings,"flying squirrel Clovers +and grain and they look like wings Clovers +and dandelions and butterflies you can stop front +without a plan you're just as dumb as +rain angel Just +as stupid though Pond +and the frog in the tree and their +seeds all fall into each other's laps Every +dream turns too much when you sleep and +when you dream but not when they sing +Gophers and green and they look like wings +flying squirrel Clovers +and grain and they look like wings Ovals +and dandy Mayans +and butterflies you can stop fun without a +plan youn're just as dumb as Rainbow +Just as stupid Thumb +Pond and the frog in the tree and +their seeds will fall into each other's laps" +I'm trying to learn after effects,"But I don't know what I'm doing +Pretty much at this point +I just be screwing +Screwing around +I'm trying to learn after effects +and I'm gonna get back to it +Sometimes the best way +to do something is just to +do it, just to do it yeah +(Same progression twice more loud)" +You got us right where you want,"But we got you +Leaving this place with a big blast off +Where’re you going to +Put all of your cards on the table +future that I’ve seen +You’ll replace us soon as you’re able +With some kind of machine +The rich get richer and build a bunker +But is it strong enough +The repel the whole world’s hunger +Madness and cruelty and love +Measure my worth by a made up goal +That means we have to fight +Nobody can see in the dark +So please turn on the light +When you arrive at your destination +And you look back at us +Well done and congratulations +world turned to dust +You might last for a couple of years +But it’s all for naught +You can’t survive forever out there +Without this planet we got" +I represent the Rent is Too Damn High party,"People working 8 hours a day, 40 hours a week +At some inferior job +Women can’t afford to take care of their children +Feed their children breakfast, lunch, and dinner +Feed their children breakfast, lunch, and dinner +Feed their children breakfast, lunch, and dinner +Feed their children breakfast, lunch, and dinner +Together +Our main job is to put a roof over your head +Food on the table +And money in your pocket +This is politics as usual +Playing the silly game +Playing the silly game +The rent is too damn high movement +Because people can’t afford to pay their rent +They’re being laid off right now without speaking +They can’t eat breakfast, lunch, and dinner +Listen, listen +Someone’s stomach just growled +Did you hear it? +Someone’s stomach just growled +Did you hear it? +Someone’s stomach just growled +Did you hear it? +You gotta listen like me +Let’s talk about the issues +People can’t afford to fill their stomachs +(That’s 30 seconds for you, sir) +As a karate expert, I will not talk about anyone up here +Our children cannot afford to live anywhere +Nowhere +There’s nowhere to go +Once again, why? +You said it +The rent, it’s too damn high +(Thank you) +Too damn high +(Ohhhhh oh oh) +Too damn high +(Ohhhhh oh oh) +Too damn high +(Ohhhhh oh oh) +Too damn high +(Ohhhhh oh oh) +Too damn high +(Ohhhhh oh oh) +Too damn high +(Ohhhhh oh oh) +Too damn high +(Ohhhhh oh oh) +Too damn high +(Ohhhhh oh oh) +Too damn high +(Ohhhhh oh oh) +Mr. Cuomo +I’m with Jimmy, the rent is too damn high +(Wahh wahh) +Rent is Too Damn High party +If you want to marry a shoe, I’ll marry you" +This one gonna be short and sweet This,"one gonna be short and sweet This +one gonna be short and sweet I start +the ac Then +I wanna go to sleep so this one's +gonna be short and sweet How +many this melody How +many songs have this melody How +many songs have melody has all the A +C And +I want to go sleep for how many +songs How +many This +one's gonna be not very long This +one's not gonna be very long The +sun is shining down so strong And +I just wanna go get along This +one's not gonna be very long This +one's gonna be this one gonna be short +and sweet This +one gonna be short and sweet I stop +ac I want those things gonna be short +and sweet" +Troy and Abed,"in the morning Oh +yeah Pierce +will say something racist or homophobic Britta +wants to change the world but she's too +selfish Shirley +just wants to be loved Troy +struggles to be a man Annie +obsesses over things And +Abed totally does and doesn't understand Jeff +Winger is a leader and an asshole narcissistic +brilliant con man with a heard of gold +study group that really doesn't dean that's horny +as hell mascot that belongs in a horror +film And +a Chang +that's so crazy he belongs in a cell +And these are a few of the reasons +why Dan +Harmon is a man that I Think +deserves a song So +that's why I'm +writing him one I lived in LA +for three long years But +I never went to channel 101 And +I regret it Yeah +I regret it so But +I watched the videos This +was pre youtube And +I remember laser farts Like +it was yesterday Like +it was yesterday Dan, +Dan, you're a brilliant man I want to +hug your brain C'mon, +c'mon, c'mon Harmon +Listen to what I'm +saying I love you And +all the writers too And +the cast and crew This +song’s because I love you Starburns +break down Starburns +Hop hop Starburns +Hop hoped Every +single episode leaves me feeling so joyful And +like I simply can't believe that anybody could +make something this good Abed’s +uncontrollable Christmas +(made me cry) fistful of paintballs (made me +wanna die) Intermediate +documentary film making Oh +man, Troy +and Levar +So I hope this song brings you 1/1,000th +of the joy that you’ve brought me Everyone +involved with Community +Troy and Abed +in the morning Ha +ha" +Here I am,"Can you see me? +Flesh and bone +Blood and sinew +Unclenched hand +I am set free +Put down the phone +Press continue +up up down down left right left right B A +You’re stuck in the elevator +It’s slowly going up +You’re wrestling alligators +You’re in love +Punch the cloud +Into submission +Make that rain +Do your bidding +Look around +Something’s missin’ +Show that Pain +You’re not kidding +up up down down left right left right B A +If you die +You’ve got 33 lives +More than a cat +Death’ll feel cheated +If you cry +Unsure of yourself you ask why +Doesn’t work like that +Until you need it" +Bored apes cold cats knee bits bone cats,"craniums and djs gutter cats and sewer rats +why do you all hate each other so +Gather round your PFPs +and listen to Ranko +don't matter what you look like don't matter +where you're from don't matter what gang you're +part of we can all just get along +so no more petty sniping and no more +twitter wars Just +let people enjoy things no less and no +more pickles cyberkos baby punks hash strawberries bananas +beach dogs and gutter rats why do you +all hate each other so Listen +to me bfps Gather +round ring don't matter what you look like +it don't matter where you're from don't matter +what gang you're part of we can get +along so no more petty sniping and no +more twitter wars Let +people enjoy things no less and no more +no more no matter what you look like +no matter where you're from no matter what +game you're part of we can get along +oh No +more panties sniping and no more twitter wars +Let people enjoy things no less and no +more" +One time you helped me shoot a video about Sarah Palin,"They wouldn’t let us into the hockey rink +Cuz they thought that we were pedophiles +We had a camera so they were convinced we were pedophiles +Nic Kaelin +You’re a really talented screenwriter/film maker +And I know that you’re going to go far +In Oakland or in New York +No matter where you are +So I just wanna say +Oh, happy birthday, Nic +I just wanna say +Oh, happy birthday, Nic +Happy birthday, Nic +Oh, happy birthday +Happy birthday, Nic" +Once in a while,"You fade out in style +Your failure for all to see +In the long hot day +Nowhere to hide out safe +Only a quiver +Enough to deliver +The final and fatal blow +To your soft ego +Nobody cares, you know +That’s what you’re taught and so +You move without thinking +Eyes never blinking +Sure that the path is pure +Sure that the heart beats true +Sure that the seer meant you +When the cost of believing +Grows greater than needing +To sort through what you feel +You’ll buckle and break +And from that place +You’ll start to change +You’re a bundle of nerves +That can’t find the words +So you just keep to yourself +And from there you’ll find +That you’re out of your mind +It will go on +From night until dawn +For as long as you let it go +Until one bright day +You hear yourself say +I want to be safe +And then crawling and clawing +Getting up and then falling +You’ll find your feet +You’ll plant them firmly +And you’ll strike a pose +Like someone who knows +And then you’ll become +That someone +It’s so simple and dumb +But it’s been done +Since before you were born +And it’ll keep going +Long after you’re gone" +"Very short, very short, very short in the airport song","Gonna do a very short, very short in the airport song +Cuz I'm not sure how the Internet is gonna be +and I gotta upload this song +Cause I'll be flying in the sky like a seagull +Very short, very short +Song, you're very short" +64 cooked chickens and an iron sword,"Five snowball grenades armor made of leather and infinity both three gapples +We all start the same +You are red and +I am blue +You try to boom me +I'm gonna boom you +Gonna make you go boom boom +Bo +Make a snowball grenade go boom +The hot fire's blowing and +I'm gonna clear the road +Gonna make you go boom boom 10 kills in a row when +I'm feeling hot +Gonna get me some tnt +You thought you had a chance +Well +I think not +You can't step to me +And +I am blue +You are red +Gonna make you go boom +And you're dead +Gonna make it go boom boom boom +Make a snowball grenade go boom +Hot bars glowing and +I'm gonna clear the road +Gonna make you go boom boom boom +Gonna make you go boom boom boom +Make a snowball grenade go boom +My hot fire's blowing and +I'm gonna tear the road +Gonna make you go boom boom boom boom boom" +When I was a little boy,"I was mildly obsessed with lamborghinis +Mainly because the doors opened in such a cool way +Now that I'm older I don't care about cars at all +I don't think I'd even care +If someone gave me a bitchin camero +My niece is 4 and half years old +She doesn't want to be a princess or a queen +She's obsessed with firefighters and policemen too +I think she'd probably like a bitchin' camaro" +The night of the final debate,"Anchors away +Mark your foot and feel the weight +Now I'm ready for it +Watch it go down +And then we'll score it +I WILL WRITE A SONG TONIGHT +AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN" +Oh oh oh I just wanna eat I,"just wanna sleep Sometimes +I just wanna cry I just wanna kick +I just wanna look that's all I wanna +do by oh oh oh I think I +got these extremities I've +got toes and fingers and knees but I'm +not quite sure how they're connected I haven't +quite got the least unexpected way of looking +at things I don't know So +look around oh Mama +puts me down Papa +picks me up I know that they are +very full of love for me oh oh +oh oh oh oh Sometimes +I just wanna cry cry cry CR +all night sometime I wanna smile yeah Just +for a little while Just +for a little while oh oh oh oh +oh oh well I'm +just a little baby little baby baby I'm +just a little baby baby baby I'm +just a little baby Little +bab baby baby baby I'm +just a little baby baby baby baby baby +baby baby baby baby baby baby Just +a little baby oh just a little baby +I'm just a little baby Little +baby little baby oh I'm +just a little baby Little +baby little baby I'm +just a little baby oh and I just +knock myself over and it makes me very +uncomfortable Okay +okay Come +here Yeah +yeah I got you I got you It's +okay It's +okay It's +okay Say +bye bye Say +bye bye to the people Bye" +the kingdom lies in ruin,"it's hardly worth pursuing +focus on the maintenance of +relationships that lead to love +and though you may be weary still +calm your heart trust your will +losers in the saddle +streets all full of cattle +throngs of huddled masses make +their way sad eyed and forsaken +so unfree but safe and fed +turn around don't be led +rest until the pain goes +like unicorns and rainbows +senses clear and neurons fire +ing full blast the singing choir +stop and turn the other way +keep the smell of death at bay" +Went into a portal,"I wound up in LA +I gotta fight a monster +Gonna take all day +Terror at Arkham x2 +Dodge the flying Gollum +Face the fiendish ghouls +Give the dice a wallop +And then consult the rules +Terror at Arkham x2 +Monsters in the streets, running, running x4 +Terror at Arkham x2 +Monsters in the ozone +Monsters in the outskirts +??? fire +Combat ??? +Terror at Arkham x2 +Professor Harvey Walters +Psychologist keeps us sane +??? +Will get another reign +Terror at Arkham x2 +Shatter in the streets, running, running x2 +Cthonian, Cthonian, running, running x2 +Terror at Arkham x2 +Ask if we could ??? +And then we lost the darkness +Two more ??? lost the search +And now we’re all in shock +Terror in Arkham x2 +I wanted to be deputy +But Cthulu love to track +The omen has awakened +Now there ain’t no turning back +Straight up out of stamina +??? running low +It’s running low! +We’ve been cursed +We’ve got our sixes six times in a row +Terror at Arkham x3 +??? consolidation of resources +Sacrificing spells +Two players left +One more roll +We send the beast back to hell +Scared to die but I yell +Terror at Arkham x8" +My kids are in a really bad mood,"and that means I am too It's +really really hot in here Can't +have the fans on or else I disapp +Yeah Oh +no no no no no no no no +no no no no no no no no +no I lift my phone on top of +the car no this isn't going where you +think it is I drove and then I +close and then I close and then I +close the trunk but the phone slipped between +the space between where the trunk closes in +the car and I heard a crunch and +a phone and the phone and the phone +crack a crack to be crack in the +phone and the phone and the phone crackity +crack crack cracked in the phone and the +phone and the phone crackity crack crack and +telephone telephone telephone crack and crack Now +I gotta go to the Apple +store tomorrow Got +a lot of things to do tomorrow My +kids are in a bad mood that means +that I am too Just +feeling hot in here Can't +have a band song" +Spotify pays half a cent,"If your whole following hits play +That’s one hundred fifty two bucks +Which I’m sorry to say isn’t that much +Given the the ID +And the culture of web3 +That noun is like to sell +For 69.69eth +That’s roughly 1000 times +What a streaming platform would pay +That might not be a fair price +But is that a fair ask for one track? +Book value vs meme value +Condensed into +single tweet +And he don’t +Even seem to know +What any of this means" +Every flat galaxy,"Rotates once every billion years +The sun isn’t standing still +It’s zooming through space +and so are we +I can’t get over time +It doesn’t make sense how it works +Stephen Hawking died +Here on the birthday of einstein +every day around 1 +All my energy is totally drained +That’s when I need a nap +But i need to get things done +Think one billion years +IT seems likely we’ll be gone +By the time our galaxy rotates +Everyone that ever lived will be somewhere +else entirely" +the time has come for action it's time,"now to let go of all your fear +all your doubt that keeps you yawning that +keeps you trapped apathetic sneer you may think +you know it all you may think that +you're above it but given half the chance +i know you'd come to love it cause +it's cool to care shave off that ironic +mustache and let your soul be laid bare +for once be real and honest speak truth, +declare spend less time on your hair cause +it's cool to care when you look all +around at what's happening you can roll your +eyes and say it's not for you you +can make some cutting comment tearing down those +that don't just speak but do you can +let your irony act like a shield for +your heart so that nothing real gets through +and then you'll never be broken apart cause +it's cool to care shave off that ironic +mustache and let your soul be laid bare +for once be real and honest speak truth, +declare spend less time on your hair cause +it's cool to care off on the brooklyn +bridge they're marching if you listen close you +can hear it from williamsburg their demands are +multitudinous and overarching don't you want to feel +that to finally be heard? jump back on +your fixie start riding and strike a hip +ol pose remain nihilistic cordoned off fenced in +and enclosed and when you finally see that +it's do or be done on it may +already be too late and the world you +could have saved is gone" +When you've made the,"Choice to call me beta +I think that you must be really insecure +Otherwise what would you even say that for +If you’re comfortable +With the man you are +You don’t gotta wear it +Like a gold star +You don’t gotta tell everyone all about it +No one you know would have any reason to doubt it +If you’re comfortable +Everyone will know +You get comfortable +By letting go +Of all the macho bullshit you’ve been sold +There’s nothing you got to build up or withhold +The truth is +You already know +The fact of it’s +Written in your soul +But you feel like you’ve been cheated and left behind +But everybody feels that way sometimes +Now, I’m not saying +That I haven’t got +Issues and things +I’ve gotta work on +So take what I say for what it’s worth +Which to you might be less than a pile of dirt +I try to be better +So when I die +I look back and +I’m satisfied +Or at least as close as I can be +And the only one I hold responsible is me" +I planted a flower,"Next to a tree +And then the elves +Spoke to me +You’re burning the planet +You’re ruining it +We’ve had enough +Of your bullshit +I threw the elves +Into the lake +And I yelled +Please give me a break +Whoo oooo +You’re cursed!" +Forte on Forte,"and Forts +- Another +seminar from the Boredom +Institute comes bring you rest, this one covers +the ability to lose rapport in order to +gain rapport. Also +Scooter would spell it repoire. Welcome +to the boredom institute Where +you learn that you have got to lose +Rapport if you would like to gain Rapport +with the puddles in the rain Welcome +to the boredom institute Where +you learn just what is inside of you +Where you find out just what you are +made of Bits +of string and 1s and 0s data If +you’re bored I’ll +be your bore friend I live In +your imagination Welcome +to the boredom institute Where +you are me and I am you Where +the skin we shed gathers on the ground +And the sound makes patterns all around Welcome +to the boredom institute Where +you learn that you have got to lose +Rapport if you would like to gain Rapport +with the puddles in the rain" +Who’s that man,"Standin there +By the door +Looking sharp +He’s keeping you +inside his cage +he won’t let you +explore the world +But you don’t +Have to obey +free will +is yours to take +is yours to leave +with the man +standing there +by the door +Who’s that man +standing there +big bucket +in his hand +gonna take +it out on you +gonna leave +it all in you +he’s got a fire +he’s got a flame +he’s sick of you +this ain’t a game +but you don’t +have to obey +the world’s yours +to explore" +From launch to merge in just 6 days,"The Kiln test merge is underway +Rinkeby and Ropsten next +The real deal sooner than you expect +Little bird, little bird have you heard +We’re getting ready for the great big merge +Little bird, little bird, tell your friends +One chain starts where the other chain ends +Fire up the kiln and turn up the heat +When this kiln test merge is complete +The stakers and even the miners know +The sky is blue all systems go +All you degens and regens and dao folk too +This great big merge will impact you +So pay close attention to the widening door +As we go where no chain has gone before" +There’s a time and a place,"But please get that shilling out of my face +There’s a way you can shill +That doesn’t spread anger but instead good will +If I’m talking +About something +Don’t come and shill +If it’s not related +Don’t shoehorn +Your project +Into every single +Stupid conversation +I know that you’re proud +And that you want to shout your project out loud +I know how it feels +When it seems like your spending time just spinning your wheels +I promise +You got this +But with the shilling please +you gotta stop this +If it doesn’t work +Change tactics +Find the proper place +For that enthusiasm" +God is in the garden,"Well, well, well +Garden, ooooh +Well, well, well +God is in the garden x2 +He ain’t going away +He ain’t going, ain’t going away +Well, well, well +Cain is in the field +Well, well, well +Field, ooooh +Well, well, well +Cain is in the field x2 +He ain’t going away +He ain’t going, ain’t going away +Well, well, well +Sodom and Gomorrah +Well, well, well +Gomorrah, ooooh +Well, well, well +Sodom and Gomorrah x2 +He ain’t going away +He ain’t going, ain’t going away +Well, well, well +Jacob and Rebekah +Well, well, well +Rebekah, ooooh +Well, well, well +Jacob and Rebekah x2 +They ain’t going away +They ain’t going, ain’t going away +Well, well, well +Jesus on the cross +Well, well, well +Jesus, oooh +Well, well, well +Jesus on the cross x2 +He ain’t going away +He ain’t going, ain’t going away +Well, well, well +Adam in the garden +Well, well, well +Eve, ooooh +Well, well, well +Adam in the garden x2 +He ain’t going away +He ain’t going, ain’t going away" +Hello Brooklyn,"Beta It's +totally ok when you don't start on time +It's what we love about you When +things go wrong You +just take it in stride When +things go wrong tell a terrible awful joke +why did the cookie go to the doctor +cuz he felt crummy why don't seagulls live +by the bay cuz then they'd be bagels +Gerri Laybourne +Helped build Nickelodeon +She always kept the genders separated And +yes she did get slimed She +got lured by the dark side In +the middle of a a mid life crisis +and now she's got a new thing that +she's working on happy pickle hot dogs jump +around the screen happy pickle hot dogs jump +around the screen and I can't tell you +any more about what that means cuz their +in stealth mode happy pickle hot dogs ahooooo +happy pickle hot dogs Jodi +Leo Gets +lovey dovey very quickly She +wants to ban the word ""user"" from vocabulary +The users are her people And +she dates them Love +for whom you make With +you Fictive +kin Brooklyn +Beta David +Marquet was captain of a submarine And +now he goes around teaching people how to +lead He +had a misfit crew on a boat called +the Santa +Fe He +taught them and they taught him and together +they found a new way You +gotta move authority to the information, yeah You +gotta act your way to new thinking, yeah +If you don't know what the button does +Press it anyway, just kidding There +was not ""they"" on the Santa +Fe Tavi +from rookie mag Says +don't worry about the kids If +they're the kind of people that really want +to make stuff they will all she wants +to do is make someones day a little +big better Whether +it's with Tig +Nataro Or +a gigantic poop and adults try so hard +to sound like a big sister but they +end up sounding like a mom trying to +sound like a big sister" +The last questions are much more difficult Like,"you'll go person woman man camera tv Person +woman man camera tv Like +person woman man camera tv Person +woman man camera tv So +they say could you repeat that Yeah +So it's person woman man camera TV +Person woman and camera TV +Person woman And +camera TV +Okay that's very good If +you get it in order you get extra +points Points +Other questions And +then 10 minutes 15 20 minutes later the +first question not the first 10th question do +that again Person +woman man camera TV +You ever get it in order you get +extra points He +said nobody gets it in order It's +actually not that easy But +for me it was easy and that's not +an easy question In +other words they ask they give you five +minutes and you have to repeat them and +that's okay If +you repeat out of order it's okay but +you know it's not as good But +then when you go back about 20 25 +minutes later tell you this Person +woman man camera TV +Person How +did you do it I do it because +I have like a good memory Because +I'm cognitively there Because +I'm cognitively there Because +I'm cognitively there Because +I'm cognitively there Because +I'm cognitively there Because +I'm cognitively there Because +I'm cognitively there" +Against the special interests For,"the common good Gathering +up all the news and opinon, It’s +a complicated world to be understood meeting point +for a progressive movement Tools +for change galore. There’s +just one place where you will find it +CommonDreams.org Common +dreams don’t come and go like the seasons +passing by us; Common +Dreams keep us alive with the hope that +they supply us CommonDreams.org +is all about changing the world for the +better So +send this song to all your friends and +get them to sign up for a newsletter" +Skin peeling off and organs left hanging,"But zombies deserve our respect +Judge not lest ye be judged +If I were a zombie, I’d want you to know me +Before you condem me to death +Zombies are people, just livingly challenged +Alivingly, without drawing breath +Zombie dance, yeah yeah x3 +Come on take a chance, you don’t need to know the dance +Just do the zombie dance with me +Come and do the zombie, yeah yeah +Come and dance, yeah +Do the zombie dance, yeah yeah +Come on take a chance, you don’t even need pants +Come and do the zombie dance +capella now +Zombie dance, yeah yeah x3 +Come on take a chance, you don’t even need your pants +Come and do the zombie dance with me +Zombie dance, yeah yeah x3 +Come on take a chance, you don’t even need pants +Come and do the zombie dance with me" +She came from the ocean to teach us,"all a lesson she said oh what do +you know about anything She +said I know more than you do I +put it on with you too Inside +every bubble that I ever breath I said +that's all right for tonight we'll just let +it be let it be she put in +her pocket some kind of locket I put +on my shirt sleeve Some +kind of thing I could not believe could +not believe oh you know oh you know +what do you know Get +yourself something new get yourself something to right +away all of the pain get yourself another +step get yourself more strap throw down the +drain down the drain o in the coffee +shops and the bars you've already given away +way more than you can get back in +this life all the drugs and the money +and the food and the honey and the +babies gone to sleep oh yeah she came +from the ocean she's got this whole notion +about who I am and who I can +be" +"So it's Sunday,","the day after Mac +World and I decided to host a brunch +because I knew after Mac +World I'd +be really happy that that was all over +with, I didn't have to worry about it +anymore giving my talk and doing the performance. +So I'm +making brunch, we got waffles coming, there's more, +there's all the batter, we got these crazy +potato pancake like things, they're not exactly a +lot because they're Swiss, +there's like a German +name for them, a Swiss +German name that I learned about when I +was in New +Zealand and then I'm +also making down here these mushroom poppers which +are really delicious. Everything +is vegan obviously because I don't know if +you guys know I'm +vegan, these are almost done. I'm +also making tofu scramble with all of this +stuff. So +yeah, yum!" +She lost her boyfriend,"She lost her job +She lost her car +And everything seems horrible +But don’t give up +Don’t give up, Chrissy +Don’t give up +You’ll see that the world can be magical still +In this day and age +Just look inside of you +At your DNA and your atoms too +Everything adds up to one big giant magical playground +And you’re gonna play around +But only if you don’t give up, Chrissy +Don’t give up and you’ll see +That the world can be magical still +In this day and age +It’s true" +Of every single school in your town,"Looking for that one course you want +But in the mess of all that you’d drown +But there’s a better way to do it +To find the course, the course you are looking for +Courseopedia +The world of classes for you to explore +Just give it your zip code +And the kind of class you want +Courseopedia, go go +Come on and give it a shot +There’s a million different things that you want to learn +And I think you should +But if you can’t find the class you want +Then it’s not doing you any good +Courseopedia’s easy +Easy to use +Easy as 1, 2, 3 +Courseopedia +And the best part is it’s free +And if you’re a teacher +Uploading your class is a snap +So get started +Come on, upload that class +Courseopedia x3 +Yeah, yeah ,yeah" +There lives a little boy who’s not a boy at all,"Well, he’s a hippo with multiple personalities +hippo with multiple personalities +Won’t someone go and tell him +He’s not king of the jungle +Someone break the news +That he does not belong in that tree +But his mother had disowned him +He had a hard time making friends +Cuz he’s a hippo with multiple personalities +hippo with multiple personalities +Well most folks are afraid of him +They think he’s tres bizarre +But that all changes when the full moon rises +And he breaks out his guitar +And he plays! +And he plays! +And he plays! +And the whole jungle weeps +And the whole jungle weeps +He’s a hippo with multiple personalities +hippo with multiple personalities x4 +Go, hippo, go! X4 +hippo with multiple personalities x4" +This is why we’re fighting,"Want to get it in writing +So we’re clapping back +At the battle that he’s inciting +Screw it - let’s just do it. +Let’s sue the SEC +And make them prove it +Gary, please hear me +Your institution don’t scare me +We’ve had enough +Of your unjust busts +Comin’ after us unfairly +Gary, we’re through +Out of options to choose +It never ends +You attack my friends +And that’s why I’m suing you (ok?)" +Once I had a little friend He,"said he'd never come back again I was +looking for a Garfield +book He +told me just where to look I was +looking for a Garfield +book He +didn't know and he lied to me I +grew up on an old dirt road Look +left look right Then +you know my dog used to chase after +cars He +died in my arms I buried him in +the backyard Stones +in the hole And +then I cried Then +I cried I still miss him most days +Truth be told I never got over it +I got pictures of me and him I +look at them when I wanna feel something +Something Oh +yeah Oh +oh yeah Oh +yeah Look +left look right What +do you see People +just like you and me E +Just trying to do their best every day +without any rest Time +goes fast time goes slow Turn +on turn on the radio Oh +oh Make +plans for the future now but don't be +surprised and they don't work out Make +plans for the future right now but don't +be surprised when they don't work out You +know what they say about garden plants He's +got other things in hand man Oh +oh oh no" +Where is your basket,"Where are your eggs +Who’s in the casket +Between your legs +What did you leave behind +What did you take +Did they put you on trial +Did you get a fair shake +Can you really tell me +That you put up a fight +Did you feel resilient +Did you feel so slight +Can you really tell me +That you feel no guilt +That there’s no regret +Woven into your quilt +Did it get out hand +Did you pay out of pocket +Did you do therapy with +The electrical socket +Are you out of ideas +Are you running on empty +Did you see that i’m sitting +Right where you left me" +We now return to our regularly scheduled program,"I hope you enjoy the song from the program +They call song +And nuns +They call song nuts +They call song +I hope that you'll listen to the episode +I'm really proud of them +Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah" +It's 28 degrees Daylight,"savings is coming I thought the park would +be peaceful but it's quite loud I feel +like I'm +running on all kinds of empty Got +nothing inside me that's why I'm +sitting outside in the cold there's frost on +the ground the world resembles how I feel +on the inside I'm +ready for the cold Ready +for the snow Keep +me safe and warm inside and Legos +Every day I walk here Every +day I step just Just +a little bit closer to death so I'm +ready for the cold to come and bring +me home to match the way I feel +on the inside Only +inside" +Quantum decoupling transition in a one dimensional fishbok,"resonant superfluid Quantum +decoupling that transition on in a one dimensional +fishbox resonant superfluid We +study a one dimensional gas of fermionic atoms +interacting via an S +with molecular fishbox resonance and at low energies +the system is characterized by two Joseph +sun coupled liquids corresponding to pared atomic and +molecular superfluid Quantum +decoupling transition in a one dimensional Fech +Spock resonant superfluid we show that in contrast +the higher dimensions the system exhibits a quantum +phase transition from a phase in which the +two superfluids are locked together to one and +which is low energy quantum fluctuations oppress the +fetch spark present resonance Josephson +coupling effectively decoupling the molecular atomic superfluids Oh +yeah Quantum +decoupling transition in a one dimensional fishbox resonant +superfluous experimental signatures of this quantum transition include +the appearance of an out of phase gapless +mode in addition to the standard gappas in +phase mode in the spectrum of the decoupled +superfluid phase and a discontinuous change in the +molecular momentum distribution function Yeah +yes Quantum +decoupling transition on in a one dimensional flashback +resonance superfluid quantum decoupling super fluid" +Michael Jackson and minions,"No ending, no beginning +Michael Jackson and minions +No death, no living +Michael Jackson and minions +No taking, no given +Michael Jackson and minions +No bread, no oven +Michael Jackson and minions +Let go now , no clingin +Michael Jackson and minions +No speaking, no singin" +(Lalalalalala Lalalalalala,"Lalalalalala Lalalala +la la) I can't speak any other language +Than the one I'm +speaking now I wish I could, but I +can't I'm +such an American +cow Mandarin, +Cantonese, Japanese, +Taiwanese German, +French, and Thai +HTML, CSS, +notes on a page, I'm +a mess And +it's not because I don't try My +mind just doesn't work that way But +I hope it does someday I hope I +can understand every word you say Hey! +Let's just hug instead Let's +rub both of our heads together until we +feel the spark Speaking +electricity (Lalalalalalala) Yeah +(Lalalalalalala) Yeah +(sparksparksparksparksparksparkspark) Yeah +(Lalalala la la) In +every other country, everybody knows At +least another language, oh yeah Four +years of French, +four years of Spanish +I don't remember any of it, yeah (Lalalalalalala) +Yeah (Lalalalalalala) Yeah +(sparksparksparksparksparksparkspark) Oh +yeah (Lalalala la la) God +knocked down The +Tower of Babel +That was quite an asshole move Ok, +ok, it's just a parable But +what exactly does it prove? Once +upon a time, we were one Then +suddenly: division Like +atoms split explode And +so here I sit Feeling +inadequate 'Cause I don't speak Morse +code My +mind just doesn't work that way But +I hope it does someday I hope I +can understand every word you say Hey! +Let's just hug instead Let's +see what's in our heads, with rubbin' together +and all of that Electricity +(sparksparksparksparksparksparkspark) Yeah +(sparksparksparksparksparksparkspark) Yeah +(sparksparksparksparksparksparkspark) Yeah +(sparksparksparksparkspark spark spark) Oh +yeah" +How can you move on?,"If I still remember you? +If the sunlight on your porch shines +The same way it always did +When you left, are you stuck? +Tween this world and the next +Do they let you play the drums +Do they give you breakfast? +How can you move on? +When your stuffs all still here +When you left without your gong +And all your statues +The islands still the same +Life just rolls along +Caught up in a whirlpool +How can you move on? +How can you move on? +If we always say your name? +If we’re looking in the sea +Out there for your remains +Snow in the graveyard +Salt in the big sea +I know you’re laughing so hard +Two souls mixing" +Little by little changing everyday by degrees Slowly,"melting towards who I want to be Can +I get where I’m +Going fast enough To +give you everything you need from me Every +single place I've +left I never said goodbye And +I never notice I'm +sad until I start to cry I never +knew who I was Until +I moved on And +then I asked the question and always got +a reply The +only thing I want is to feel safe +You can see my big decisions in the +lines upon my face See +what I have brought upon myself, upon myself +There's no rhyme or reason, I long since +cast those spells Little +by little the moon falls towards the earth +Time goes straight and space is stretched and +curved Which +way moving on Point +me home I gotta make room for the +good days to occur So +turn the radio up and set your phasers +to stun And +embrace the fact that you can't please everyone +The streets are crowded And +I’ve got no map But +I hope I look back and am proud +of what I’ve +done The +only thing I want is to feel safe +You can see my big decisions in the +lines upon my face See +what I have brought upon myself, upon myself +There's no rhyme or reason, I long since +cast those spells Little +by little untangling a mystery I can’t turn +back now cuz I am into deep When +I'm an old man Who +doesn’t remember you Will +you help clear my mind of all debris" +We see right through you,"Nunes +As clear as vodka +Siberian ice +S de a leta +Don’t got to tell you twice" +I’m looking down on London,"From a lonely little hotel room +I slept like a rock last night +Like a vampire in a tomb +I am made of me +And you are made of you +We all do the things +We’ve been made to do +I’m looking down on London +As night comes falling down +London churches standing proud +London bridges all around +Can I defeat myself +In this chicken game I’m playing +Can I remember the words +I’m supposed to be saying +I’m looking down on London +And it’s looking up at me +Ancient streets suggesting old +Ways that I might be +If the whole world collapses +What becomes of us +Laboring in the killing fields +Memories turned to dust" +how many songs about bombs,"Will i write before it’s over +i’ve written so many songs about bombs +murdering, dying exploding +there’s a real disconnect +between going out for ice cream with my family +And the real terror murdering +that’s being carried out in our name +We can march and we can protest +And vote them out of office +But no matter who is president +They always seem to want to do this +It’s almost like there’s something else +Like we don’t see all the pieces +Not in a conspiracy kind of way +Just in all the complicated global politics that are at play +But every time +Every single time +I say no +I stand against this +I write a song +It’s not enough +But I just need to say +That I’m i’m against it +Alarm" +Come on find yourself,"On the bright side of the road +Everybody’s welcome +Except cops, don’t you know +We are showing we don’t need em +Their precinct overthrown +No cops will kill +At the Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone +We got hand sanitizer +We got snacks and kebabs +We home made riot shields +With pink umbrellas +If you’re coming to fuck shit up +Then buddy just stay home +We are here to build +At the Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone +We got music, we got movies +And free housing too +You take care of me +And I’ll take care of you +Local business is on our side +No we are not alone +It’s a dream fulfilled +At the Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone +So if you’re tired of the rat race +Of being sold and bought +Tired of all +Capitalism has wrought +Come and see another way +This place could be your home +Come help to build +The Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone" +Gotta write this one quick,"While the daylight fades +See the shadows shrinking down +They’re going back in their cage +The leaves are silent +And the frogs are making noise +I would stop if I could +But I don’t have a choice +I don’t have a choice +This has been the summer +Of taking you to see +All the ones that love you most +Your distant family +Every type of locomotion +I guess except for boat +Maybe we’ll do that next year +Down a river we will go +Down a river we will go +I’m giving a talk +In Portland next month +It’s all that I can think about +It makes my heart go thump +I want to get it right +Last night I had nightmares +I want to say something profound +But I’m scared it’s just not there +I’m scared it’s just not there +I like coming here +Because it’s slower than the city +Driving by Manhattan I think +Damn this place is pretty +Made made and nature made +They’ve each got their own style +It’s good to have one +Instead of the other once in a while +Once in a while +Now the light is going +So I’m writing as fast as I can +All these thoughts swimming in my head +I can’t formulate a plan +I try to surrender +But I just want to hold on +I have one good idea +And then the ideas gone +And then the ideas gone" +Jeb Bush,"smokes some weed 40 years ago I smoked +marijuana Marijuana +Marijuana marijuana I'm +sure that other people might have done it +may not want to say it but 40 +years ago I smoked marijuana Say +it I'm +sure that other people might have done it +may not want to say it in front +of 25 million people say it My +mom's not happy that I just did Marijuana +Marijuana Marijuana +That's true As +it relates to my brother there's one thing +I know for sure he kept us safe +Marijuana Marijuana +Marijuana Marijuana +Marijuana Marijuana +Marijuana That's +true Marijuana +Marijuana Marijuana +Marijuana Marijuana +Marijuana Marijuana +That's true Very +high energy Donald +Very very very very very high energy Donald +That's true Very +high energy Donald +Very very very very donald Donald +Donald Marijuana +Very marijuana That's +true Very +mari" +You see me writing a song everyday,"Always my shirt’s same color +What’s up with that guy I hear you say +Why’s he only have one shirt? +Does he have any others? +All my shirts are purple" +I think if we're going to force,"Americans to make these radical changes they're not going to go along +Throw your hands up +But +Throw your hands up +But new what +What +Throw your hands up +But +Throw your hands up +But new +What +I wrote the damn bill +You don't know that second +I wrote the damn bill +But new up when +I wrote the damn bill +You don't know that second +I wrote the damn bill +But new up when +I wrote the damn bill +I don't understand +I wrote the damn bill +Why anybody goes to all the trouble +I wrote the damn bill +Of running for president of the +United +States +I wrote the damn bill +Just to talk about what we really can't do and shouldn't fight +Throw your hands up +But new +Hut +Throw your hands up but new +Hut +Throw your hands up but new +Hut +Throw your hands up but new +Hut +Throw your hands up but new +Throw your hands up +But new what +Throw your hands up +But new +Throw your hands up but new hut +Uh +I'm in the wrong primary +I should be running as a +Republican" +You mammering onion-eyed strumpet,"You dissembling fool-born lout +You paunchy elf-skinned codpiece +You errant swag bellied scut +You warped tardy galled minnow +You reeky sheep biting puttock +You wayward ill nurtured boar pig +You gorbellied dog hearted mammet +You cockered common kissing bugbear +You droning fat kidneyed flap dragon +You pribbling idle headed fustilarian +You goatish crook pated coxcomb +You yeasty shard borne maggot pit +You spleeny boil brained clot pole +You mangled full gorged gudgeon +You villainous hell hated flax wench +If it's not too much trouble +And I know it's not your fault +But we've just ran out of pepper +And could you please pass the salt" +Pizza is the best," (pizza is the best!) +We've been truly blessed +(We've been truly blessed) +By cheese and tomato sauce +(By cheese and tomato sauce) +Let us pray to the pizza gods +(Let us pray to the pizza gods) D +Oh pizza gods +We will free your cheesy sons +From their corrugated prisons +We will burn our tongues for you +We will burn all of our tongues for you +We will burn all of our tongues for +Pizza you're my favorite food like turtles in the sewer +I could eat you everyday for breakfast lunch and dinner +You promise me eternity with your perfect circle +I'll never touch you with a fork, I'll always use my fingers +Oh pizza gods +We sing this simple truth: +Bad pizza is still better +Than any other food +Oh pizza gods +We will free your cheesy sons +From their corrugated prisons +We will burn our tongues for you +We will burn all of our tongues for you +We will burn all of our tongues for +Raphaele Esposito invented modern pizza +In 1889 at his tavern in naples +The Italian King Umberto and Queen Margherita +Loved his pizza dish so much that it became a staple +Pizza is the best +We've been truly blessed +By cheese and tomato sauce +Let us pray to the pizza gods" +Moloch is coming to get you,"Biding his time til you least expect it +He’s a demon +He’s a billion feet tall +Thrives on bad vibes +And eats chaos +For breakfast +He don’t regular meals though +He drops hate and won’t stop until he leaves no trace +It’s just the rat race +But there’s one way to punch the demon in his dumb face +50 million dollars to public goods +(That’s Gitcoin, oh that’s Gitcoin) +So many projects you know and love +(Got their start on Gitcoin) +270k +(unique supporters) +They do it the quadtratic way +(Funding, giving without borders) +Moloch, he’s a helluva beast +Don’t look to the business man +Or high priest +He’s wily +Loves capitalism +Loves the clang and the bang and the battle it gives him +Strength +All opposing forces +Fear and doubt +Acrimonious divorces +Coordination is the kryptonite +So give to gitcoin all day and all night like" +She was a very smart puppet,"Who knew there must be more +To life than dying in the puppet wars +And so she built a beanstalk to the moon +And built a whole new life among the blue +Self Propelled Marionette +She can give as good as she get +Hardware software dry and wet +Self Propelled Marionette +First the giants came and then the geese +And then the pink flamingo dream police +They started out as enemies but then +One by one she turned them into friends" +All my time goes flying by,"All my whines turn into cries +I’m so cold and I’m so hot +Give my job to a robot +Leaving things in the street +Brain on fire and incomplete +Hold me close i’m so annoyed +Give my job to an android +Dumping grounds come alive +Give the sky a sideways smile +Getting better or getting by +Give my job to the AI" +Wherever there are humans,"Doing their best to build +Moloch will be hiding +He can’t be killed +He spreads distrust disorder +Isolation and discord +But humans make tools that can be used +In this never ending war +Cuz we are fighting for humanity +Moloch’s closing in +We lay down all the ground work +For coordination +Wherever hearts are greedy +And people fail to share +Look closely and you will see +Moloch hiding there +Decentralized, immutable +And persistent too +When we coordinate +There’s nothing we can’t do +Can you hear the gears a turning +The system is online +Moloch’s on the run now +And we’ve only begun to fight" +harry's parents would still be alive,"if voldemort had wanted it to be neville +it would have been his parents that died +and neville would have the protection of love +growing up famous with this grandmother +and harry would be just a normal boy +they would switch roles with on another +now i'm not saying harry would be neville +but neville would be the chosen one +neville's name in the goblet of fire +as voldemort was trying to get the job done +maybe herbology would still be his thing +and maybe he'd still be a little awkward +but i think he'd have more confidence +even if he was still a great big nerd +one little step in the other direction +one little change in voldemort's selection +neville woulda had that lightening scar +neville would fought in the old graveyard +neville could have been best friends with ron +could have married ginny coulda destroyed tom +riddle's diary in the chamber of secrets +there'd be no one else, he would be it" +Roy Moore is a pedophile,"Piece of shit +pedophile +Roy Moore is a pedophile +oh oh oh oh oh +Look in the mirror +GOP +This who you’ve become +Defending a pedophile +oh oh oh oh oh oh +Roy Moore is a pedophile +Piece of shit +pedophile +Roy Moore is a pedophile +oh oh oh oh oh 0" +Starlee Kine,"Probably shops at Trader Joes +Roman Mars +Probably shops at Trader Joes +Craig Maizen probably shops at Trader Joes +David Plotz probably shops at Trader Joes +The podcast hosts are all on board +So come on TJs what’s the word" +I got to go to the damn post office,"Gotta pick up a package there +I gotta run a bunch of errands +But I don't care +And this one’s for my fallen heroes +Friends that couldn't stay Hominid +They died because they thought no one loved them +But I did +I still dooooooooo…. +I still dooooooooo…. +I wasting the life I was given? +What’s the point of it anyway? +Should I mourn the fact that I'll never know +Or celebrate? +God must have a sense of humor +I bet he laughs when he farts +And if love is the answer to all my questions +I love with all my heart +Yes I dooooooooo…. +Yes I dooooooooo…. +I got to go to the damn post office +Gotta pick up a package there +Gotta run a bunch of errands +But I don't…" +time melts like salvador dali predicted,"particles that travel faster than the speed of light +and so einstein was wrong +no solid ground for us to stand upon +i will fade +when i die +and so will you +it's only time +it's only time +the universes bodily function's +it can't control +stars blow up and fall +black holes suck up everything that gets too close +matter decomposes models strike their poses +atoms dance and jiggle babies crawl and wiggle +there's no such thing as objectively +one universe's impenetrable is another's leaking +you can't define a world by science alone +we'll never know enough to outweigh all the unknown +life brings order to all this randomness +my brain sees patterns that don't exist +i eat a bagel every single day +is this something that's just in my DNA" +I love my kids more than anything,"Bu god damn they’re driving me +Totally and completely insane +Sometimes I want to throw them in the lake +When they make demands +Won’t wash their hands +Scream and fight and +Won’t sleep at night +Wake up up at 5 +I just want to die oh god +They’re little monsters +Beautiful and charming little monsters +Full of feelings so big they can’t contain +All those feelings in their little growing brains +So I love my kids more than anything +But oh no there’s nowhere to go +Come save my wife and I before we explode +Sometimes I want to jump right off the roof +And float away +Into outer space +Hitch a ride +On an asteroid +Where no kids are yelling +All the time +And my wife and I +Could just breathe a sigh" +Spooky season,"Scary season +Don’t need a reason +To be bleak +It’s getting colder +Push the boulder +I’m getting older +losing streak +But I can’t concentrate +Cuz I feel the weight +Of what they’re doing +In the name of Jews +And I’m a thundering hole +About the money I owe +I got no place to go +But through +Meanwhile +My eldest child +Doesn’t want to +Dress up at all +My middle one +Has planned a fun +Huge party +She’s gonna have a ball" +Fanny packs are really great,"Just strap it right on around your waste +Don’t need to worry about a bag +Everything you need in a fanny pack +Fanny packs are pretty sweet +When you got crocs upon your feet +Crocs no socks and a fanny pack +You’re gonna start fires looking like that +Fanny pack, fanny pack it’s a glorious thing +Fanny pack fanny pack +Fanny pack, fanny pack in your honor we sing +Fanny pack fanny pack +I keep a mask in my fanny pack +And all my money and stuff like that +I carry around an EPI pen +Just in case I get stung again +And if you’re a mom or you’re a dad +100% need a fanny pack +If it’s big enough you can keep snacks +And knick knacks in your fanny pack +If you’re British you might laugh +When you hear the phrase fanny pack +You might call this a bumbag +And you know what? I quite like that +Whatever you call it, wherever you live +The moral of this story is +I’m laying my foot down, planting my flag +It’s all about fanny packs" +Phil is a failed skydiver,"Into bears sometimes he runs +Ben is always traveling +An occasional beach bum +Phil talks a lot +Ben doesn't talk at all +It's the PHP Town Hall +Random guests +Alcohol +PHP +Town Hall +Ben created Ion Auth +He's a comic book fanatic +Phil made PyroCMS +and he's probably in a kayak +Phil talks a lot +Ben doesn't talk at all +It's the PHP Town Hall" +Her ship is sailing and there’s room for,"one more I think I ought to go +So I’m +packing my bags I’m +planning my route Gonna +hitch a ride down to Guadalupe +Saying, oh baby, mmm, mm, oh yeah now +My baby’s down in the Caribbean +swimming in the sea I get depressed when +I’m falling asleep and she’s not next to +me So +look out, babe I’m +coming your way Forget +about tomorrow cuz I’m +leaving today Singing, +I’ll be reunited with my baby Snorkels +and suntan lotion Little +red shorts and a summer dress And +the lazy days by the ocean I miss +her so much that it hurts me I +can feel it down in my soul I +can’t stand it anymore so I’ll +be on the first plane Here +I go" +Six and a half hours on the train,"the last thing I wanted to do Is +use my brain to write a song Looking +out the window at everybody across the way +I see a guy tucking in his shirt +I see a woman down in the kitchen +what are they thinking What +are they doing What +am I doing here Six +and a half hours on a train the +last thing I wanna do is explain what +I'm doing here what I'm +thinking about and I'm +watching the woman in the kitchen now she's +walking away Am +Am I being a creepy I think so +I think so Whoa +They can see me and I can see +them in another life maybe we will be +friends now there's someone else in the kitchen +too But +I can't see them oh boo What +are they doing What +am I doing What +are they doing What +am I doing Well +everybody's there just doing their jobs I'm +in this hotel room to do my job +Six and a half hours on the train +and now I gotta rest my tired old +Tired old brain" +Come on come on,"Caucus for Bernie +Come on come on +Caucus right now +We can win just on enthusiasm +We’ll only win if you turn out +Come on come on +Students and nurses +Come on come on +Caucus right now +I know that it’s going to be cold +But the whole country needs your help +Come on come on +Caucus for Bernie +Come on come on +Do it and let’s show them what it’s all about +I’m sitting here 1000 miles away +I’m singing this song just so I can say +I believe in you I believe in the fight +I believe that Bernie will try to make it right +Come on come on +Caucus for Bernie +Come on come on +Caucus right now +We can win just on enthusiasm +We’ll only win if you turn out" +The action on this guitar is really hard,"to play and for some unknown reason I +decided to play it today and it won't +stay in tune and I don't know what +to do about it About +it about it The +action on this guitar is really really high +All that means is that the strings are +off the fretboard in a way that doesn't +fly so so out of tune But +I guess it sounds kind of nice in +a folky kind of way I haven't played +this guitar since many a day Many +a song a day long ago long lost +on the day long ago The +action on this guitar is like pushing down +on a push pin that hurts And +if I don't stop stop this song pretty +soon I think my arthritis will get worse +What am I saying Don't +have arthritis But +I'm making a song up as I go +along so I think the time has come +to just say" +I got new glasses,"What do you think +They hurt my face just like all glasses do +But when +I take them all +I can't see anything +I can't see me and +I can't see you" +Who is your boss,"And what's the cost +Of having someone +Who can tell you what to do +Why don't you take a hike +Or ride your bike +The wrong way on the interstate +Your fate is up to you +Don't let the world own you +In your body you have grown you +Have all the traction +To be reacting +In exactly just the way you want +So do it, just do it, don't think think +Do it +Once in a while +Walk down the isle +In the supermarket +And rename all the food +This will put things in +perspective thin +Ly outlining the power +You have to shape your kung fu +Don't let the world own you +In your body you have grown you +Have all the traction +To be reacting +In exactly just the way you want +So do it, just do it, don't think think +Do it" +I don't wanna write I wanna write I,"don't wanna write my song don't wanna write +I wanna write my song don't wanna write +don't wanna write don't wanna write my song +don't wanna write I don't wanna write my +song I don't wanna don't wanna don't wanna +don't wanna don't wanna wanna wanna write my +song don't wanna write my song don't wanna +write my song don't wa" +Night is cool the moon is full the sky's full of chemtrails,"Feel the pull walking the kid +I'm singing my song +I'm making it up as +I go along they call this hour magic and soul +I'm reaching way deep down into my soul +My song pretty much last thing so that's why +I'm +Snapchatting and singing this freaks you out +Don't be scared +It's still me under there" +Hey they'll take your health care away And,"they'll laugh while they say you're gonna die +Hey my senator voted today to keep prescription +drugs much more expensive O +He's bought and sold by the pharmaceutical ho +Oh like Martin +Scarelli that jerk His +dollars work on senators like my two senators +from New +Jersey I can't believe it's happening I can't +believe it's really happen I can't believe it's +happening I can't believe that it's really happening +happening Hey +they're taking your health care away They've +got nothing to replace it with They're +just taking it away Maybe +if you're lucky they'll give you a savings +account like you got a lot of money +to save anyway It's +just so so ridiculous and sad and depressing +and I'm +done Sing +about it now" +⁃ You Can Never Go Home Again,"When the wind whips round +And your heart begins to pound +There’s snow in all directions +And you’re just trying to make connections +You’re knocking on the door +You don’t live there anymore +The differences are stark and +It’s a different dog that’s barking +Can you let it go? +Let it just drift into the snow? +Let your heart out of it’s cages +Live with all the changes +Can you put yourself back +Together when you’re outta whack? +When your insides are reflecting +The wind from all directions +You can’t remember how +To find your way around +The roads will try to kill you +You’ve lost all of the skill you +Were bred with from the start +Just put the horse before the cart +Just one wheel at a time +Just keep this in mind that you" +Every time,"You repeat a lie +Even to +Refute it +The lie becomes +More powerful +So be careful how +You do it +He says it once +Or twice or three +And it ricochets through the stratosphere +Say what’s true +Not his claim +And the truth will remain much clearer +The rich have +Been getting richer +And now the flood gates are open +It’s the rich against +The rest of us +That’s the lines we should be drawn’ +The rich will try +To divide us up +It’s up to us to come together +Unionize +And organize +That’s what’s always worked forever +TRUMP’s LIE:" +I only slept for three hours last night,"Couldn't stop thinking about the fight I don't +even know what that means but I want +to I don't remember ever feeling this way +I'm not Not +sure how we make it through today I +want to find the Silver +Line but it's not there What's +the right thing to do Where +do I spend my time It's +up to me and you to organize How +do I make sure that I don't fall +back into the darkness When +the deck is so stag I don't want +to adapt to this new reality I hope +this rumble in the only gets louder from +here on in I don't quite know the +direction but it's there What's +the right thing to do Where +do I spend my time It's +up to me and you to organize Eyes" +I had a bad dream,"You were there leaving me +I was falling down a well +I couldn’t see and couldn’t breathe +And the motors of the go karts +Just kept puttering +And I was never catching up to you +And the voices all around me +Just kept muttering +That’s what you get for being you +I had a good dream +You were right beside me +Storm clouds overhead +But we lived in safety +The tires were on fire +And the wolves were howling +The ants were running out of food +And the voices all around me +They were all shouting +That’s what you get for being you" +Riding my bike through the swamp,"Two wheels just ain’t enough +And Gordon the Gecko says +Greed is good +But I don’t know if I believe him +Riding my bike through the swamp +The TV is always on +There once was a man +Who said this land is your land +But I don’t know if I believe him +I was so much older then +I knew the score +But I don’t know +What I believe +Anymore +Riding my bike through the swamp +Can’t get this thing to stop +Want to smell the roses +I got some advice from Moses +But I’m not sure if I believe him +Riding my bike through the swamp +It’s a rat race to the top +And I don’t mean to be a snob +He says there’s just one god +But I don’t know if I believe him" +It’s so much harder,"Than you thought it would be +You saw the black guy do it +Though oh this will be easy +But you’ve failed at everything +In your entire life +And this is no different +Except for the lie +Except that every time you failed before +You called it a win +And since you’re white and rich +You could just keep goin’ +Bankrupt in the 90s +Bailed out by the banks +You were too big to fail +I hope you said thanks +But now you will go down +As the worst president +I don’t think we knew +Just how bad it could get +You’ve set the bar low +Not sure it could go lower +We could just replace you +With a rusty lawn mower +We could just replace you +With a diaper full of poop +single celled amoeba +Would be more effective than you +It’s much harder +Than you thought it would be +So quit, you dumb clown +And please leave the country" +There’s a seedy underbelly,"Pants and coming off, dentures flying everywhere +Fixodent mixed with KY Jelly +I know it can be hard to understand it +Geriatrics in drag +You really got to hand it to them +Geriatrics in drag x5" +Strike and strike and strike and strike and,"strike the ground I hear a sound of +strike and strike and strike and strike and +strike the ground I hear a sound From +Africa right now Africa +right now Africa +right now From +Africa right now they're coming here from South +America Angelic +forces Angelic +reinforcement and strike and strike and strike and +strike and strike the ground I hear a +sound of strike and strike Strike +and strike and strike and strike the ground +I hear a sound" +manufactured,"by a wizard +13 years old +pink sky +ever darker +his magic marker +behold +mistrial +hungry lawyers +quaint annoyers +he is set free +countdown +and a race run +to oblivion +we cease to be +late is +the hour +the power +grows and grows +awesome +and frightening +drifting +where no one goes" +I am stuck,"between 2 worlds +or more +sometimes it can be hard to tell +hot and cold +serious and funny +dry and itchy or nose is runny +i am stuck +and should i remain +it's such a pain +to rearrange +so i remain +between 2 worlds +welcome in neither +just being myself" +One whole side of my face is numb,"And I'm so goddamn hungry +As the numbness starts to fade away +There's a dull ache in my teeth +I better take some Vicodin +Ohhhh +I better take some Vicodin +Ohhhh +Root canal +I got a root canal +Root canal +I got a root canal +Root canal +I got a root canal +Root canal +I got a root canal +Root canal +I got a root canal +Root canal +I got a root canal +All I have to say is: +Thank God For Nitrous" +Otter Things,"Finale E13 +Going give you the sleep you need, all +will be well indeed. Our +visit to the swamp comes to a close +with friends and family taking care of one +another. Thanks +so much Emma +Otter. Take +care of your family and friends For +when the siren song ends You’ll +want to know you got home here in +the swamp Yeah +the otters and beavers too And +the ducks and the froggies are all looking +to you Hold +them tight and keep them close In +this hour of mighty ghosts We +got nothing to fear As +long as we are here Together +we won’t stop We +protect our swamp The +nature of life is a mystery But +nature is life and life could be So +easy if we hold it up Down +here in the swamp Outside +these walls the fires rage We +bend the knee to rapid change Time +to do what we do best No +we will not acquiesce" +I could have moved to New York after college,"That’s what all my friends did +Instead I drove west looking for adventure +Just a lost and lonely little kid +So I went 3000 miles away +But I wasn’t letting go +And those were some dark days +And so beautiful +I wasn’t ready to fight my battles +On my own terms +I needed the safety of always knowing +My mom and dad were there if things took a turn +I know someday my kids won’t need me +We are what they grow beyond +I know someday they’ll make that journey +Whatever rocky path they find themselves on" +They didn’t tell us your name,"Or your favorite color +We’ll never know +All The great things you could have discovered +The headlines all read +In the midst of Christmas joy +The world has been robbed +Of an 8 year old Guatemalan boy +You and I are complicit +It’s our tax dollars at work +I feel so helpless +Like so many times before +They didn’t show us your face +Sick and scared in pain +We’ll never know the man +That you could have been someday +The headlines all read +With every Christmas light deployed +The world has been robbed +Of an 8 year old Guatemalan boy +Supposedly this holiday +Is about taking strangers in +Giving them a place to stay +Where a miracle would begin +And in true American fashion +Like Jesus’ envoy +The world has been robbed +Of an 8 year old Guatemalan boy" +Memories,"So many years go by +Can it be +It all happened but you +Don’t know why +Facebook in the past +fleeting glimpse of who you were +And nothing ever lasts +Was it you, can you be sure? +And time cuts you off +From all those things you did +The feeling slips away +But the record lives +When you go back in time +There’s a feeling you find +On the screen, in your mind +Cut out the sadness +Cut out the bad days +And what you’re left with +Is love and always +Love and always +Ooooh ah ooh +Love and always +Ooooh ah ooh +Love and always +Ooooh ah ooh +Love and always +Tell me what you see +Tell me what you see +Tell me what you see +Tell me what you see +Tell me what you see +Tell me what you see +I was livin in L.A. +Barely getting by +She picked me up at a party +Said “baby you’re my guy” +I was laying in the grass +Talking on the telephone +I was living in the past +Alone and not alone +And she was making darts +And she made a perfect one +And that’s just how it starts +Underneath the summer sun +Underneath the summer sun +Underneath the summer sun +Underneath the summer sun +Underneath the summer +Underneath the summer sun +When you go back in time +There’s a feeling you find +On the screen, in your mind +Cut out the sadness +Cut out the bad days +And what you’re left with +Is love and always +Oooh oh ah ohh +Love and always +Oooh oh ah ohh +Love and always +Oooh oh ah ohh +Love and always +Oooh oh ah ohh +Love and always" +Coming off Anxiety,"Coming on to a different one now I +feel it pretty strongly in my head My +wife assures me that should stop any day +now Anxiety +Anxiety Anxiety +Okay bring it way down now Way +down I'm +reading this book Battle +Race of Aliens +that are coming towards Earth +No she might stop later They're +much more powerful than humans They're +called the Trians +They come from a triple system with three +suns How's +your sister Good +Yeah Which +is very destabilizing They +want to come to Earth +Hi cutie Hi +Cuz has one son and they're going to +take us over What +is she anticipating an achievement race Is +done Anxiety +Okay for us to go Baltimore +Baltimore Anxiety +Yeah So +she's going to my husband and Yeah +Yeah I wonder where you going You +see what's been happening down in Florida +with all the transgender bands They'll +put you in prison No +no no no No +using the bathroom They'll +put you in prison For +children The +care that they need They'll +take your kids away They'll +take your kids away Let's +run the sentence for you Anxiety +man Anxiety +man Coming +off my anxiety Let's +get hot It's +getting hotter now How +many 90 degrees 100 degrees are we going +to have to deal with anxiety Thank +you 5000 254 in the books Thanks +guys Thank +you" +the giants won,"the giants won +seemed pretty much impossible a couple months ago +but the giants won +the giants won +the giants won +i don't usually really care about sports +but the giants won +hey +hey +we're going to the super bowl +hey +hey +we're going to the super bowl +the giants won +it was a really close game +i thought i was gonna die +from a heart attack +but the giants won +they made the 49ers fumble +and my brain exploded with that field goal kick +and the giants won" +For so long Didn't,"know what I wanted Didn't +know what I wanted But +now I know Now +I do what I can and I do +What I do every day Gotta +figure out what you want You +gotta figure out how to get what you +want You +gotta figure out how to keep what you +got You +gotta figure out how to let go They +can take a picture of an electron They +can do that now, their cameras are fast +You can get what you want if you +know what you want And +you try really hard You +gotta figure out what you want You +gotta figure out how to get what you +want You +gotta figure out how to keep what you +got You +gotta figure out how to let go Life's +no riddle There +isn't an answer And +you won't feel dumb so just do your +best Love +not war Feel +your feelings And +dance when you can You +gotta figure out what you want You +gotta figure out how to get what you +want You +gotta figure out how to keep what you +got You +gotta figure out how to let go Strum +the guitar, bang on the drum Strum +on the drum and then bang on the +guitar Toot +the horn and pluck on the string and +toot on the pluck You +gotta figure out what you want You +gotta figure out how to get what you +want You +gotta figure out how to keep what you +got You +gotta figure out how to let go Nobody +knows what decisions mean In +the really concrete what it really means For +every decision there's infinite branches And +nobody knows But +you gotta figure out what you want You +gotta figure out how to get what you +want You +gotta figure out how to keep what you +got You +gotta figure out how to let go They +can capture anti matter now Little +bits of anti-Hydrogen And +wouldn't you know it's just like regular Hydrogen +You gotta figure out what you want You +gotta figure out how to get what you +want You +gotta figure out how to keep what you +got You +gotta figure out how to let go Someday +soon you will be me And +I will be her and she will be +you And +he will be it And +it will be them And +we’ll all be gone You +gotta figure out what you want You +gotta figure out how to get what you +want You +gotta figure out how to keep what you +got You +gotta figure out how to let go You +gotta figure out how to let go Gotta +figure out how to let go How +to let go" +You must rely on evidence,"Collected and analyzed +Test tubes filled with liquid +That rearranges before your eyes +There's a bad seed growing in the baseball field +There's a heart beating in the mud +There's a bomb falling from the atmosphere +And I'm hoping it's a dud +I'm hoping it won't just blow me up +And spread my ashes out +Up into a gust of wind +All over strewn about +Down in the valley where the sinners pray +Up on the mountaintop +In the hearts of those who can't get started +In the minds of those who can't stop +Do you see the way she's looking at you? +In the napalm races I am placing bets +My lucky streak is in effect +I've got too much on the line +Too much to protect +In the wake of the morning full of treetop screams +I will take another swig +Of the brew concocted by witches and thieves +Berries, potatoes and twigs +I dream of a place that's far away +I wake in the here and now +The far away place is sacred space +But I can't quite reach it somehow +The more I struggle the more I'm stuck +I'm stuck and I'm stubborn and soft +I just need to concentrate +But I can't turn it off" +I don't know how to break this deal,"Donald Trump +is very upset What +happened to her Very +upset I'm +watching the debate I don't know what his +relationship with women has been in his life +And she disappeared He +has discovered that women Where +did she go Where +did she go Women +I know where she went Go +to the bathroom It's +disgusting I don't want to talk about it +And it's been very upsetting It's +too disgusting Too +disgusting Don't +say it It's +disgusting Go +to the bathroom It's +disgusting I don't want to talk about it +It's been very upsetting It's +too disgusting Disgusting +Don't say it It's +disgusting Women +Go to the bathroom Don't +say it It's +disgusting Gotta +be honest with you Gotta +lay it out on the table I don't +want to talk about it I also went +to the bathroom It's +disgusting I don't want to talk about it +And it's been very upsetting It's +too disgusting Women +They're disgusting Don't +say it's disgusting Go +to the bathroom It's +disgusting I don't want to talk about it +And it's been very upsetting Women +Disgusting They're +disgusting Don't +say it's disgusting He +must have a very unusual relationship with women" +What do you do with your days,"Watching tv and tweeting mad +Eating ketchup and mayonnaise +the minutes of your life beating bad +the minutes of your life beating bad +you didn’t think that you could be here +not in a thousand million years +trying to make the best of it +by making life miserable +as terrible as you feel +eat mcdonald’s and take a nap +wake up and take a crap +time to meet with some poor soul +who’s got to deal with your mouth hole +you didn’t think that you could be here +not in a thousand million years +trying to make the best of it +by making life miserable +as terrible as you feel" +Crooked teeth: check Receding,"hairline check, Skinny +fat check, Shitty +facial bone structure check, Cearly +delusional, check, No +talent check, Lazy +eye check, Thinks +he'll become more famous Since +he joined the SJW +crowd, Time +to scratch the man part from your name +dawgg You +are a fucking moron…song coming soon You +wear the same damn shirt in every video +Do I need to buy you a new +one? you're a piece of whiney, liberal shit +This song triggered my bullshit handicapp I'll +stick with just regular justice nice walmart t-shirt +what a beta song beta as fuck KIll +yourself, you beta faggot kike Shit, +eat shit What +a little beta hipster douche bag, fucking disgusting +Trigger warning, white knight beta fag Obvious +ignorance is obvious, ignorance should be discarded and +ignored. Please +talk to me when game journalists don't have +their hands up your ass. This +guy gets more asshurt every song. Brush +your teeth, you dishonest retard. Who +the fuck thinks these are cute or witty? +I'm seriously asking. This +is so bad that I could only handle +minute twenty nine of it Muted +it, disliked it and went to see a +doctor because my ears were bleeding and my +ayes were waterfalls I'm +not surprised you're anti-GG… I mean, just look +at you. Essence +of SJW +Hipster Douche +tm such an ugly beta mangina. Women +must be repulsed by this worm." +everybody's born,"no one has a choice +as we learn and grow +do we lose or find our voice +ah ah ooo ah ooo +when we learn to speak +thoughts become distilled +expression lets us live +and expression kills +ah ah ooo ah ooo +when eve received the apple +and learned what she was +it's the moment she started to do +what every one of us does +ah ah ooo ah ooo +of course that's just a tale +full of love and death and pain +meant to explain phenomena +that no one can explain +ah ah ooo ah ooo +it's safe to say that something +happened long ago +that awoke within us +an ability to know +ah ah ooo ah ooo +and whether it's a blessing +a curse or a bit of both +depends on your perspective +and depends on how you go +ah ah ooo ah ooo +what happens after this +is reality a mask +all questions return to +the fact that we can ask +ah ah ooo ah ooo +so next time you are born +against your will just know +it's the questions that will take you +where ever you're supposed to go" +April fools,"Don't be foolish +I pity the fool +Who doesn't get vaccinated grrrr +April fools +Don't be foolish +I pity the fool +Who doesn't get vaccinated grrrr +Let's go +April fools +Don't be foolish +I pity the fool +Who doesn't get vaccinated grrrr" +Everybody knows but you,"You’re not good enough to do +What you need to do to break +Through and through and through +And through +Why don’t you just give up now +You got a straight line follow it way down south +Into the black put yourself in a plexiglass room +Never come out think about what you’ve done +Why do I compare +All the time +Myself to you +In your in your head you will +Drown yourself in dread just like +fisherman who’s thrown from the +Boat into the sea good night +Why don’t you just give up now +The stories all say that’s right when it works out +But if it doesn’t then what’ll you do +Through and through and through and through" +"This land is your land, this land is","my land From +the California +to the New +York island From +the Redwood +Forest, to the gulf stream waters This +land was made for you and me As +I went walking I saw a sign there +And on the sign it said ""No Trespassing."" +But on the other side it didn't say +nothing, That +side was made for you and me. There’s +a statue with a light that guides you +And it’s got a sign says this land +is yours too This +land was made for everybody This +land was made for you and me In +the shadow of the steeple, I saw people +There was a sign there said you are +illegal I heard children crying and I stood +there asking Is +this land made for you and me? Nobody +living should ever stop you, As +you go walking that freedom highway; Nobody +living should ever make you turn back This +land was made for you and me." +Would you look at that It's,"this time of life When +I can't do anything right Spend +my whole day driving around Making +sure my mama is beneath the ground it's +that time of life oh it's that time +of life When +I put on all my lights When +I put up a fight oh yeah yeah +It's a time of light well now it's +that time of life when my kids are +screaming all night and I'm +just trying to do what's great for them +and for my wife this time of life +Whoa it's that time of life When +I'm just trying to keep on the lights +the lights I'm +just trying to keep them on Oh +I gotta take this guitar in Cause +it won't stay intense At +this time of life There +is not enough time for all of the +things that I wanna do in my mind +Wann I want to be well lucky now +it's the time of life when everything's dark +and nothing is great I spend the day +in the dry driving rain Try +to keep my mama out of pain that +time of life oh that time of life +Then you know you gotta pray it's the +time of life when you go insane and +you're not sure why in the rain O +this time of la" +I grew up in a very small town called Westford Vermont,"All dirt roads and cows and and trees and farms +Westford Elementary school was like 300 kids +I heard they might shut it down +because there’s even less kids now +Oh, I’ve been all around the world +From New Zealand to Denmark +I’ve sailed across the Atlantic +But my heart my heart +Is still in Westford +Tubing on down Browns river with my friends on our own +turkey every year from Adam’s Turkey Farm +Looking for 4 leaf clovers with Thomas my best friend +I still miss him and the way we were +He died right there in Westford +Oh, I’ve been all around the world +From London to Central Park +Lived in Berkeley and LA +But my heart, my heart +Is still in Westford +Trey Anastasio has a recording studio there +And who could forget this middle finger +Do you remember Bernie’s mittens from the inauguration +The woman who made them is a teacher +At Westford Elementary School +I grew up in a very small town called Westford Vermont +Maple Syrup right from the source at Snow Hill Farm +If my wife would let me I’d move our family there +It’s way too rural for her +So we’re stuck here in the suburbs +But no matter where I’m living +In the summertime when it gets dark +I can hear those peepers peeping +Cuz my heart, my heart +Is still in Westford +Yeah no matter where I’m living +Could be near or it could be far +My feet are on those dirt roads +And my heart, my heart +Is still in Westford" +they say the planet's in peril,"and that it's up to me and you +but it can be confusing +what exactly can one do +well i'm here today to ask yah +to be a new recuit +here are 4 simple things i do in my home +and you can do them too +number one is easy +use canvas bags +paper or plastic? +that choice is such a drag +number two if you forget +to bring them to the store +reuse the bags that you bring home +they're still useful evermore +number 3 don't want to see +your food scraps go to waste +if you compost them +i've got this notion +that farmer's would embrace" +They’re shutting down the ports,"Their bodies on the line +Stopping boats on the waves +And they’re building barricades +They’ll do whatever they have to do +To keep those weapons from getting through +No more mass murder in our name +Stop the American War Machine +Trying to save lives +Trying their level best +These brave souls must not fail +Risking life and limb and jail +Chanting loud and singing songs +Our tax dollars in those bombs +Win or lose no in between +Stop the American War Machine +The odds seem insurmountable +The power of the state +But these folks are trying to +Fight back anyway +If they can stop just one +Single solitary bomb +Then maybe a child of Gaza can dream +Of a world without the American War Machine" +"have a very, very moist christmas","and i hope your christmas is moist +i hope there's moist in your fruit cake +and moist in your caroling voice +moist in your eyes neath the mistle toe +moist beneath the tree +i hope your stockings are filled with moist +and your heart all moist with glee +it's moist christmas +moist in the chimney where santa comes +and moist in the cookies he loves +moist in the cup of milk he drinks +moist like a christmas dove +there's moisture in the snow outside +and it's moist beneath your holiday sweater +some might choose to say something like damp +but don't you just love moist better +if jesus were around he'd be moist +from the moist moist depths of time +god would've covered him with goo +to keep him moist and prime +he'd descend all moist from heaven +dripping moist from his booming voice +saying merry christmas one and all +moist moist moist moist moist moist" +Do you hear that buzz sound goin?,"that's the sound of five fans blowing +it's hot as motherfucking hell +oh it's hot as mother fucking hell +i have my shirt off, and that angers you well +if you were here you'd have your shirt off too +it's hot as motherfucking hell +oh it's hot as mother fucking hell +Well i haven't been to hell +not even to purgatory +but this is worse than the two combined +and it doesn't help i'm so furry +my bare chest'll put you in a trance +what you can't see is that i've got no pants +it's hot as motherfucking hell +oh it's hot as mother fucking hell +heat breaking records i could make a list +but global warming is just a myth +it's hot as motherfucking hell +oh it's hot as mother fucking hell +mosquitos come and bite you +and that's just really bitchy +cause now not only am i hot as hell +i'm so fucking goddamn itchy +[solo over the pattern] +so hey mother nature turn it down a notch +or you'll create new life in my sauna crotch +it's hot as motherfucking hell +oh it's hot as mother fucking hell +i'm in such a bad mood i'm going to space +and i'm gonna punch the sun right in the face +it's hot as motherfucking hell +oh it's hot as mother fucking hell +i've taken 6 cold showers today +and it just about feels like heaven +i've got to end this song right here +so i can go take the seventh" +Chairman Gensler,"Is eth a security Is +eth a security Is +eth a security Under +the laws if you're Is +eth a security Is +eth a security Is +eth a security It's +not a matter of lack of clarity Ethereum +started with a presale Whether +that was really a securities offering in 2014 +I said I think so 2018 the securities +and Exchange +said regardless of what it might have been +in 14 it's now sufficiently decentralized Consider +it not a security not a security not +a not a not a not a not +a security Is +eth a security So +is eth a security Is +eth a security Under +the laws if you're Is +it a security Is +eth a security Is +eth a security It's +not a matter of lack of clarity" +Don’t mistake me for the connoisseur,"Fill the gaps that never were +Plumes of smoke into the sky +Approximately justified +Now we perform +For each other +And we love it until we don’t +In my core +I am sure I am falling apart now +Like lego bricks +It starts with hundreds of tiny ants +And bees with a 32 dimensional dance +And fast as the universe expands +Our consciousness flies around with no place to land +Chart a path down the one way street +Can’t push the river but you’re in so deep +It starts with a bicycle for your mind +And it ends with the end of human kind" +This is my Honda,"It’s a Honda Civic +2007 Model +It’s got five seatbelts +Whoa +And a horn you can honk +It isn’t anything special +(no no no) +It’s got cup holders here (wow) +And headrests here (cool) +Look you can take them out (amazing) +Lots of trunk space (big) +Just look at that engine (strong) +And it goes quite fast, without a doubt +Honda Civic, yeah +It may not be much to look at +But she gets me where I need to go +To the grocery store for instance +Or maybe just for a drive +Honda Civic is just a car +No more, no less +But that’s the bar it sets +Tis what it is +What you see is what you get +When you drive a Honda Civic +You’re saying is “I don’t care +She may not look like much, ok +But it gets me there.” +Gets me there +Honda Civic +Gets me there +Honda Civic +Gets me there +Honda Civic +Gets me there +Honda Civic +Gets me there +Honda Civic +Gets me there +Honda Civic +Gets me there +Honda Civic +Gets me there +Honda Civic +Anywhere you wanna go +Honda Civic +Any way you wanna go +Honda Civic +She may not look like much +Honda Civic +But she’ll take you there +Honda Civic +Honda Civic +Yeah" +Sure they’re locking up children,"And injecting them with drugs +Sure they’re not even letting brothers +Give their little sisters hugs +Sure they stand before the nation +Every single day and lie +Dismantling the ACA +Ensuring that people die +But you gotta be civil +Yeah you gotta be civil +Don’t you show the world how angry you are +Not even just a little +You better not make them face +Any kind of consequences +Sure they’re human rights abusers +But we can always mend these fences +Obama tried civility +Obama tried compromise +He deported 2 million people +Gave us Romneycare in disguise +Bill Clinton he was civil +He started mass incarceration +And we wonder why Democrats lost +1000 seats across the nation +So never be civil +Fucking don’t be civil +When it’s evil that we’re facing +We call it out as evil +When it’s racism and fascism +Can be no civility +Today it’s denying them service +Tomorrow it’s the guillotine" +Some putz put together,"Donuts and croissants +Cronuts he called them +And the country went crazy +Bit coin hit one thousand +So annoying, those espousing +It's not a bubble +And then it popped +People twerked and harlem shook +Were disappointed in horse e books +We argued about the word gif +The pope quit then we got a better pope +Oh, 2013 what a machine +Staring at our screens what does any of it mean +Cranking out the crap onto which we all latch +For a news cycle or two until we're onto something new +Oh George Zimmerman +Scot free killer man +But don't you know +Racism is over +Edward Snowden +Became Russian +He blew the whistle +And we chased him away +Paul Walker, Lou Reed +James Gandolfini +Roger Ebert, Marcia Wallace +George Jones, Nelson Mandela +Margaret Thatcher Ray Dolby +Kumar Pallana +Corey Moneith +Dennis Farina +Google Reader was killed and Blockbuster died +North West and Prince George were born +Also Brian died on the family guy +And a bunch more people died on Game of Thrones +Breaking bad ended +Amanda Bynes went crazy +Rob Ford also got went crazy +We blurred lines and got lucky +North Korea missile threats +Asshole Boston terrorists +Civil war in Syria +our government shutdown +Obamabamabama care +I wish that we had single payer +Instead we got a +Website that doesn't work +Morsi in Egypt is out +Miley Cyrus and her tongue made us all shout +The + NSA are a bunch of assholes +Who spy on us through our new consoles" +Creating something out of nothing,"Is something we do all the time +We get thought in our skull +And we feel the pull +To drag it on out of our mind +It can be scary and a burden so big +But you know it doesn’t have to be +Way down deep you were made for this +Constitutionally +Every single morning the sun comes up +And she creates the day +Thoughts beam down from outer space +In particles and waves +One big field of dandelions +All just ready to be blown +Across the universe and beyond +Into the great unknown +My daughter is one year old +And I wonder about her dreams +I can really only write this +While she is asleep +She creates new words and says them now +Like dog and mine +Creating something out of nothing +Is something we do all the time" +Baby Yoda Grogu driving a robot,"Through the town +Eating the fruit and breaking up fights +He’s on the prowl +No daddy no daddy no daddy no +You don’t know best +I’m gonna pilot this robot from his chest +IG-11 was my friend +I’m so glad we can be together again +IG-11 and me +Together and fancy free +Now I’ve got to go save daddy +And that’s just what I’m gonna do +Baby Yoda Grogu driving a robot +With a lot to say +Mandalorians listen up +Because this is the way +Together we’re unstoppable +But the danger’s from within +It’s the only way we’re gonna escape +Persecution" +"In the mornings, but he’d rather on the","farm (on the farm!) I said he’d rather +be on the farm Steve +Rouse, he really knows how to enjoy himself +But early mornings cause anxiety for the former +morning man Anxiety +for the former morning man Cause +he’d rather be with chickens, rather be with +pigs and dirt He +complains of being taken away from his relaxed +life of chickens, pigs and dirt Last +time he was the guest host, they did +the Mentos/soda +test-os Which +seemed rather odd, because radio is not a +visual medium Last +time he was the guest host, they tested +a bunch of free food And +they had a lot of fun, they had +a lot of fun But +now he’d rather be with chickens, rather be +with pigs and dirt He +complains of being taken away from his relaxed +life of chickens, pigs and dirt Steve +Rouse, former morning man Steve +Rouse, farmer of the land Steve +Rouse, former morning man Steve +Rouse, farmer of the land, Steve +Rouse" +Link had a dream,"He was living on an island +He was washed away +He was washed away at sea +And the streaming of an island +There was a big egg at the top of the island +He had to find the instruments to wake the egg up +Big fish +Wind fish +Oh +Windface +Because this was a dream +There were +Goombas and weird things +Like characters from +Kirby and other +Nintendo games like the +Gilbas like we just said +And there was a little girl named +Marin that loved +Link +She loved +Link +She loved him to pieces +Win +Fish 1 +Slink had defeated all of the nightmares all of his many powers +He hasn't defeated the real canon yet +But he played all the instruments +And he woke the whipped +Fish up +He woke the wind +Fish +Left +I mean had to go right +Up up +Left +Left left left left +And then the dream went away +Oh no +The whole island went away +But don't worry +It was just a dream +Don't worry +It was just a dream of the wind +Fish +Sing that with me guys +And now very softly the end" +We all look at our phones,"To distract us from the fact +That we’re gonna die +We’re all gonna die alone +And that is a simple fact +You can’t deny +I’m not trying to be morbid +I just want to understand +This feeling we’re all hiding +In a far off fairyland +We don’t live in the moment +Cuz if we did then we’d know +That we’re gonna die +When I eat a donut +It’s not a place I want to go +I’d rather just space out and close my eyes +I’m not trying to be morbid +I just want to understand +This feeling we’re all hiding +In a far off fairyland" +To know you,"To know you at all +At all +Oh, at all +I’m just lucky to have you +To have you +Oh, to have you +In my life x3 +I’m just lucky to love you +To love you x2 +To be loved by you x3 +Ivory King x3 +I’m just lucky to know you +To know you x2 +To be loved by you x3" +Getting woken up Just,"messing with my head Messing +with my head Getting +woken up Messing +with my head Messing +with my head I wish I was sleeping +instead I'm +just so tired Waking +up in the middle of the night Is +messing with my sense of up and down +Woken up in the middle of the night +it's messing with my sense of up and +down from my feet up to my crown +Like I'm +floating Floating +above the ground oh I got so much +to do and I don't want to do +it I've +got so much to do so I'm +going to say screw it all no no +no Got +so much to do I take my little +pills Got +so much to do oh no no no +yeah Forgot +to take my medicine There's +a baby on the floor do you want +some more Do +you want another song There's +a baby on the floor do you want +some more Do +you want another song Another +song no it's warm you can wear your" +The appearance of a conflict of interest,"Is really just as bad +As an actual conflict of interest +So maybe don’t do that +This is Tara McGowen +She helped fund the tech firm Shadow +They made the app used in Iowa +Her brother in law works for Pete" +Are you gonna move too fast,"Or are you gonna just sit still +Either way the die is cast +Either way somebody gets killed +There’s something dark in Rotscale’s Rest +In the marshes of the Myrewood +They killed Rotscale years ago +Tried to burn it with fire wood +But when that monster wouldn’t burn +They discovered the essence of dusk +And they tamed the marshes then +And built a village in the muck +Soon though the essence ran out +And they began to drill +Deep below where Roscale lay +And they drilled deeper still +But the foundations couldn’t hold +They collapsed into a heap +The city plunged into a crater +100 feet deep +Are you gonna move too fast +Or are you gonna just sit still +Either way the die is cast +Either way somebody gets killed +Some folks wanted to stay +To gather up all the facts +Others wanted to build a walkway +To get up outtta there fast +In the end they split in two +Each thinking the other wrong +And the black essence overtook +Them all before too long +Drowned were the one’s that stayed +Starved were the ones that left +And time eventually forgot +The city of Rotscales rest +But something dark is growing there +As the Dusk recedes +Roscale’s corpse has come to life +It’s the bayou’s hour of need +Are you gonna move too fast +Or are you gonna just sit still +Either way the die is cast +Either way somebody gets killed" +Boy crazy,"They’re all just +Boy crazy +They don’t really +Believe in anything at all +In hell +There’s a special place +In hell +For all these boy crazy girls +Who won’t get on the train +What do you want do you want do you want +What do you want do you want do you want +Say it out loud out loud out loud +You gotta spell it out spell it out spell it out +Boy crazy +They’re all just +Boy crazy +Hormones and sexual awakenings +In hell +Is that where we are +In hell +Did the world flip upside down or something +It can’t be +That we just don’t agree with you +That we don’t want to wait and see + It’s the definition of insanity +It wasn’t just a summer fling +And that must be surprising +But it goes out in concentric rings" +I don’t wanna play stupid war,"I just wanna help my friends +And ??? gonna be alright forever +I don’t wanna compete at all +The death will be before the fall +Sky’s coming down +The devil with the hail +And I just wanna hear those church bells ringing +I don’t wanna wanna win or lose +I don’t wanna compete with you +I just wanna be who I am +And let you be you, be you too +I don’t wanna wanna compete like this +Maybe pretend there’s not favorites +Gotta want money where it came from +Money ??? that you lost +Ooooooh +I don’t wanna wanna play no more x3 +Don’t play no more +I don’t wanna wanna play no more" +Hark the angel his name is Harold,"And he lives on Princeton street +Christmas time depresses him +It taunts him mercilessly +He’s made of light and love +And he’s sleeping on in the park +On a bench covered in bird shit +Harold’s his name, hark hark +Oh god, come get Harold +Oh god, he’s taking a piss +Oh god, he’s crying now +You can’t just leave him like this +He looks into the window +Of a broken shopping mall +He drinks a peppermint Starbucks +And blends in at SantaCon +His halo blinks like neon +His wings are covered in snow +He hides from his Master +And hides out from below +He covers himself in Christmas lights +And flies above the city +Traffic stops, and people stare +Kids say ohhh that’s pretty +He bellows out his name +The earth begins to quake +Christmas trees begin to fall +Ears and windows break" +Where is the free speech bridge,"Now that the NFL is officially +Censoring the players +Oh right they only care about spewing hate +Not in the right to speech +They’re just a bunch of haters +If you weren’t before +It’s time to boycott the NFL +I hope all the players +Decide to take a knee +And none of the games +Even get played +The players have the power +The owners do nothing at all +This is how +Revolutions are made +If you weren’t before +It’s time to boycott the NFL +Colin Kapernack is an American hero +Years from now white people +Will be sayings his name in awe +like muhammad ali before him +the price he’s paying is steep +but he kneels for what he believes in +It’s got to take a toll +If you weren’t before +It’s time to boycott the NFL" +"Please don’t sue me, Bitboy","Like you sued that other guy +I know I’m no Weird Al +This is just a parody +When you come for Bankless +And RSA my guy +That’s when I respond with a hearty +Remix battle cry" +We fill our lives up with things because,"we think ti’ll make us happy This +is the lie we’re told to drive the +engine of capitalism surrounded by the religion of +cut throat competition it’s easier to just give +in Even +when you think you’ve gotten away you’re still +just trapped there’s nowhere for you to run +either you will make the best of it +or you’ll flame out in a torrent a +one time singular storm that no system can +conform like a body being born take me +back to the places i used to grow +i wanna relearn the things i didn’t know +i’m sick of knowledge i’m sick of the +burdening down the great big maw, the ground +swallowing all around eats you pound for pound +-" +Every time I sleep,"All the sleigh bells come to me +And they ring out gently +I can’t find my way home +Can’t you hear the bells? +They ring +And the trees are singing +And the ducks are having coffee +Don’t pretend you don’t hear them +And the bells keep ringing +And I can’t get them all off me +Leave me, I’ll be fine" +Now it's a headache that I got Put,"this rag on top of my head I'm +still stuffed up But +not as bad as I was yesterday Oh +oh oh oh oh oh oh Uh +huh Now +it's a headache that I got My +sinuses are full of snot Now +it's a headache Pressure +on the head Now +I feel like I'm +10ft dead I said oh oh oh oh +I said oh oh oh oh oh Are +you gonna buy an i Phone +13 It's +an upgrade year for me A +O C +wore that dress This +is tax the Rich +Nicki Minaj +said her friend's balls got all swollen up +from taking the vaccine But +it sounds like to me that they just +have a venereal disease" +Do you see what you've done,"Oh oh you ripped out all of the fun +Oh oh you've made a sacrifice +Oh oh isn't that nice +Isn't that nice +Nice +Isn't that nice +Isn't that nice +You took me for a ride +Oh you put me on the other side +Oh the game of dice +Mmm +Isn't that nice +Isn't that nice +Isn't that nice +Isn't that nice +Isn't that nice baby +Isn't that nice +Isn't that nice +My yoke is out of tomb +So what else is new +I'll eat some beans and rice +O isn't that nice +Isn't that nice +Isn't that nice +Isn't that nice +Nice nice +Isn't that +Nah" +Pandoras box had nothing it,"It was like the Emperor's clothes +Humpty dumpy would not admit it +He and the Emperor were bros +And in the distance I heard a virgin scream +Something about the first day of spring +The ice cream truck was bringing ice cream +and the ugly ducks all began to sing" +Human brain,"Organoids +Kept alive +For 100 days +And used to compute just like a machine +Rewarded and punished with dopamine +Can we just have a minute to catch our breath +Before you trap and torture human consciousness +How about we don’t do that? +At human body temperature they sleep and they dream +Brainwaves are just the same as you or as me +They’re just little brain balls with no rights at all +Late stage capital what could go wrong" +3 hour flight,"And a 3 hour car ride +With two kids and a toddler +3 hour flight +And a 3 hour car ride +That’s what we’re doing tomorrower +It’s been so long +Since we’ve flown with a 2 year old +That’s a real wild card +Then we arrive +And get our bags +And we hop into the car +Cuz it’s a +Will the flight be delayed +Will the car be unlocked +Are we gonna have a good time +Will I be anxious +Will I chill +I gonna lose my mind +On the" +i'm reaching so hard,"i'm reaching... +but i just can't make it +i know what i want +but i just can't reach it +i know what i need +but i just can't reach it +i know what i want +but i never can reach it +people lay dying +i just can't reach it +everything is changing +i just can't reach it +no matter what i do +i never can reach it +gotta remember to breathe +and still it's all just so frustrating +blinking and i'm suffocating +the walls come crashing in +gotta remember to feel +but the weight of the days just passing by me +don't give up i just keep trying +to reach it +gotta remember to love +in as many was as possible +somehow don't single out +as the walls come crashing0000 int +gotta remember to sit +but the shit gets going and i start to fading +blinking and i'm suffocating +to reach it" +What the song leaves out about Rudolph,"Is that he was really kind of a dick +Always sucking up to Santa +That was kind of his schtick +When we all wanted to unionize +And strike for better pay +Rudolph ratted on all of us +And that’s why one day +We said no way, no way +You can’t play, no way +No way, we said no way +We never said one word about his red +Nose that was never in play +Rudolph was a task master +With a darkness in his heart +You’d think with that red nose of his +He’d be down with the cause of Marx +But quite to the contrary +Rudolph used that red light +To lord over and control us +Reindeer and elf alike" +And yet it moves,"Well it moves all around +And yet it moves +To the sky, hit the ground +Yet it moves +It’s a shifting pattern +When you die +All your parts are scattered +Every way you look +The world’s shifting all around you +Every way you look +The world’s shifting all around you +Every way you look +The world’s shifting all around you +Every way you look +The world’s shifting all around you +Shifting world take me where I need to go +Cause I’m trapped in here +And I need to know +Rocks fall and the earth won’t stay still +If I fall too fast then I’ll be killed +Who put me here? +And why’d they do it? +Sometimes I wanna give up +And just say “screw it” +But I know that suicide +Would not improve my situation +And yet it moves +And yet it moves +And yet it moves +And yet it moves +And yet it moves +And yet it moves +And yet it moves +And yet it moves" +Hey look!,"It's The Magazine, the book +All the best stories from the last year +They were digital +And now they're printed +In ink! +So have a seat and grab a drink +And you'll read about games, play, +culture, making things, +old technology revived +And going up to +And coming down from +The mountain top +After lathering up he makes swift precise cuts +That cosplay looks pretty serious +Clear ice makes a comeback thanks to clever combinations +His parents meeting, unlikely. his existence, improbable. +Please tell me about your food blog. Better yet, don't. +It's the Magazine +(the book) +Full of things you'll want to read +Take it from me +And buy it right now +Polaroid shook itself out of existence +Impossible project revived it's film +What happens to chickens when their laying days are through +group performs an episode +Of a popular sci-fi show +Each summer in the park +It's a five year mission +Journey +Is an odd and beautiful exception +Among internet connected +Multiplayer games +mild mannered magazine editor +Dons a costume each night +As she assumes a secret identity +The baby that grew inside her +Was something other +little cyborg +Until the right moment arrived +In a dream a writer saw the Polish desert +Then she went for a visit +She didn't go up a mountain to find herself +But there she was" +Brexit regrets it,"Brexit regrets it +They regret what they did +Let this be a lesson +Don't make a choice you'll regret +Don't make a choice you'll regret" +I just waste my time in checkout line,"an empty field Running +around like I know where I'm +going but I don't I guess that's all +right I never have been able to finish +Cups of tea I try all day but +they get away from me that's all right +I guess all right I guess that's all +right I guess that's all right I searching +for the perfect sound Perfect +way to express what I want to say +which isn't mine as as it turns out +and I'm +out of tune oh I'm +out of tune can you hear it You +can you hear it When +I go when I go when I go +when I go oh I'm +sitting back in time in another universe where +the rivers run required and the big rock +candy mountain says it's all right I guess +that's all right I guess that's all right +and give" +In the future all of our houses will,"be made out of AOL +cds There +will be one government called Amazon, +called Amazon +In the future your best friend will be +a robot named Coke +All the brands will dance around you, all +the brands will dance In +the digital future all the trees will be +connected to the internet When +you walk your dog, he'll piss on them +and data will go straight to your vet +In the digital future you'll be me and +i'll be you and we'll all be Our +own brands holding hands and all the brands +will dance Digital +Prophet Digital +Future Looks +in the glass Of +his tiny computer Digital +Prophet Digital +age Is +he a digital lion In +a digital cage? Digital +love For +your favorite brands Everybody +do digital dance All +aboard The +digital rocket Kiss +the ring Of +the digital prophet" +My dad took one look at me And,"said, “He looks like a spider monkey.” And +I grew up and I still kinda look +like a monkey I got more hair on +this side of my face than I do +on this side No +matter what I do about it Spider +monkey Spider +monkey Oh, +spider monkey Spider +monkey Oh, +spider monkey Spider +monkey, monkey Oh +yeah" +It’s too much work,"I’m not gonna do that +It’s too much work +You can’t make me go through that +I could put that effort in +But really what’s the point +I don’t have the time +To get bent out of joint +Because it’s Friday night +And I’m ready to be done +It’s too much work +And it’s the kind of work that’s not fun" +Where you gonna find what you’re looking for,"In the sky +Underground +In your head +The waves of sound are ringin’ +After dark +The day is long +Sun rise +What’s the morning’s bringin’ +Could it be in the corner +Could it be in the grass +Could it be in the question +I’m afraid to ask +Could it be in the crosses +Could it be in the steel +Could it be in the space between +What’s fake and real +On the trail +Leading to +The solitary +Parts of you that will grow +Don’t walk +Too straight +You’ve got to + Calibrate it just so" +Isn’t it weird how everyone you know is,"gonna die someday Everything +you love, every place you go is gonna +go away It +could be depressing Cause +I wanna hold on All +the time I spend obsessing Is +just to keep my mind from looking beyond +Isn’t it weird how time can go slow +and fast and slow Or +that time is something we made up to +make sense of what we think we know +Why do we remember The +past and not the future If +time is like a river Is +there room for never Some +day somebody might not die But +not today Some +day somebody might find The +secret to life Isn’t +it weird that there exists right now other +planets out in space Like +they’re really out there at this very moment, +you can see if you stretch your brain +It’s usually so abstract Cuz +it’s just too much to take in But +you can concentrate on their fact If +you can stay awakened Isn’t +it weird how honeybees dance in the sixth +dimension Their +moves and flow just somehow go to a +place we barely comprehend There +could be another universe Just +lying on top of ours Where +human life didn’t grow on Earth +But instead grew up on Mars" +Now all of the presents have been open,"We're packing up our bags We're +going back to the city getting on a +train and going back We're +going in I'm +feeling rather tired I ate a lot of +food last night Christmas +Even the food I was eating gave me +nightmares Oh +I said hey hey hey hey hey hey +hey hey hey hey There's +fish up on the There's +fish over on the wallpaper I wonder what +they are thinking If +I were a fish in the big ocean +I would sure baby Singing +Singing I'm +making this song up on the spot I'm +not sure what gave it away I'm +making this song up on the spot over +here on Christmas +day Singing +I hope you got lots of presents I +hope you got what you wanted I hope +when you go to sleep tonight you are +not feeling haunted I hope you had a +good time with your family and friends I +hope the good times continue through the new +year's and never ending You're +singing" +Crypto Twitter,"seemed to be amused by my success I +was harmed by that guy I was harmed +to buy this big ass house Yeah +you're out there tweeting after this tiny little +apartment and it really couch and itty bitty +couch and ID +really itty bitty itty bitty couch Choose +rich I got my big stuck in the +validator Choose +rich I got my big stuck in the +validator Choose +rich Drama +bitch Who +said I don't know I own my Miami +house My +show fart is an overdrawn Haters +praying for my downfall Good +morning haters I made a mindset shift Keep +questioning my life while you crying to your +TV dinner While +you're click clacking on Twitter +I'll be sitting here sipping from my 5000 +bottle of private movie theater 3000 high tea +service at baccarat I worked hard to buy +that guy I worked hard to buy this +big ass house Yeah +you're out there tweeting after your tiny little +apartment in itty bitty co and itty bitty +couch and itty bitty itty bitty itty bitty +couch Choose +rich I got my big suck in the +validator Choose +rich Got +my big sucking validator Choose +rich Validator +Validator Choose +rich Got +my big suck in validator trouble Dick +suck in a validator trouble Big +suck and a validator validator validator" +They know what you are looking at,"They know what you are buying +They know when you are working +They know when you’re not trying +And they can take what they know +And sell to the highest bidder +Congress and Trump have flushed your +Privacy straight down the shitter +They know what you are eating +They know what you are drinking +It won’t be long before they know +Exactly what you’re thinking +They know if you got kids +And need a baby sitter +Congress and Trump have flushed your +Privacy straight down the shitter +They know if you are sleeping +They know if you are awake +They know if you like pie +Or if you prefer cake +They know if you are building +high frequency transmitter +Congress and Trump have flushed your +Privacy straight down the shitter +They know all about you +And they’ll use what they know +To try to control you +From above, around, below +They monitor your facebook +Youtube snapchat twitter +Congress and Trump have flushed your +Privacy straight down the shitter" +See the bombs in your minds eye,"Hold them in your thoughts +Always coming +Always rumbling +It ties you up in knots +The violence can visit you +When the blood is pumping hard +You keep it quiet +And you fight it +But you’ve come this far +You’ve rattled every cage +You’ve mic dropped every stage +Don’t just swat it away +You’ve got a lot to embrace +See the raggedy man there +Falling all over himself +You’re unhappy +But he’s laughing +Doesn’t want to be anyone else +Explosions in the city +Beware of the closing doors +It’s automatic +But don’t panic +We weren’t built to walk on all fours +You’ve rattled every cage +You’ve mic dropped every stage +Don’t just swat it away +You’ve got a lot to embrace" +"Good bye people, might see you up in","the clouds I won't forget you, I won't, +though we never met I know we would've +been friends and I know Love +weigh up wherever you are, you'll be surrounded +by so much love Cause +love is in the universe, it's all around +So goodbye, goodbye, people, my earth, oh yeah, +I said goodbye, goodbye, people, my earth, oh +yeah I said someday, somewhere, or so near, +and it'll be fun We'll +go for a hike, do whatever we like, +and I will sing some songs So +goodbye, goodbye, people, my earth, oh yeah, I +said goodbye, goodbye, people, my earth, oh yeah +I said goodbye, goodbye, people, my earth, oh +yeah I said goodbye, goodbye, people, my earth +I got the really sad news that David +Lee Bebe +Jr, otherwise known on YouTube +as Bebelmire, +who was a big fan of mine and +who watched almost every video that I made +and commented very often, has passed away a +couple days ago. He +had a severe kidney disease, I guess it +was polycystic kidney disease, and I'm +going to be making a donation to the +Polycystic Kidney +Disease Foundation +and I'm +putting a link in the description and you +can feel free to do that as well. +He was a great guy, such a big +supporter and just had a huge heart and +always let me know how much he liked +my stuff and it just really meant a +lot to me to have him around all +the time. I noticed a while ago that +he stopped commenting and I started reaching out +to some of his friends and they let +me know that he was in the hospital +and then he was out of the hospital, +but I guess it just overtook him a +couple days ago. This +song was for you, David +Lee Bebe +Jr, otherwise known to all of us as +Bebelmire, you will be greatly missed. Go +along." +I was living in a small apartment,"Right across from CalArts +I was working on the Mario Opera +And feeling lonely in my heart +Once we did that first performance +And I got to be on TV +I thought the world just open up +I thought I had it all coming to me +Time is funny +And life is strange +Long ago +Like yesterday +Rich was watching Mario +Flash videos on Newgrounds +One of them used one of my songs +And that’s how he found me +And he used to come to my shows +When we played in the Bay +He’s been a fan for 10 years now +Long ago like yesterday" +If you think I'm,"wrong you better keep running If +you got another song keep on coming If +you think you know what it's all about +Then I'm +afraid I can't show you how to do +what you got to do One +left foot and one left foot and the +other one you're gonna put straight into a +plastic bag while you're there just like that +And you gonna do what to do I +only make songs up now I hope I +don't leave anything out I got a fire +won't be put out Not +right now Not +right now Cause +I got to do what I got to +do And +then I go just like this And +I expect some kind of kiss on the +cookie in the round Straight +up off of the old ground Cause +I got to do what I got to +do Yeah +yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah Don't +tell me that you know everything Cause +you look just like you are barking up +the tree of knowledge now But +you forgot what it's all about You +got to do what you got to do" +Been a little while since I done a,"proper six song It's +been a little while since I done a +proper it's winter time's coming and I'm +gonna be sick all along I didn't really +get sick all summer no didn't really get +sick in the summer no no But +now the winter time's here I feel like +I'm gonna get sick all along Cause +Jup is in daycare preschool and it brings +it home Cause +Jupy's in daycare preschool he brings it home +So I feel like all winter gonna get +sick all along It's +been a while since I did a proper +proper sick sick song it's been a little +while since I did a proper sick sex +song My +nose is all stuffed up my ears are +plugged and I can't hear anything and I +feel like my head's going to explode and +I don't feel good no" +"Oh my goodness, wow!","All the networks, all the networks +Do you think we’re stupid? +Gee what happened? +Do you think we’re fools? Wow! +Rudy’s at the Four Season’s +Total Landscaping Business +Giving a press conference +Rudy’s at the last gasp fascist racist +Press conference +Total landscaping business +I’m at the fascist press conference +I’m at the landscaping business +I’m at the combination press conference landscaping business" +Then I was the last of my kind,"Now I’m +not anything Just +another soul with nowhere to go and too +much time I was gonna be king, maybe +praised and applauded I was gonna be king, +love anyone I wanted She +was everything, but we were denied And +so they had to die Vaguely +aware of the rules they set I was +so used to getting my way Some +ancestor full of regret Some +forgotten father turning in his grave So +they took her away and they told me +to forget her And +they brought me another As +if it’d make it better They +couldn’t be reasoned with Lord +knows I tried And +so they had to die And +so one evening at dinner, I excused myself +We had company over Uncles +and cousins and everyone else I went up +to my room, grabbed my M-16 +then when dinner was done I walked calmly +back downstairs and I killed everyone I was +supposed to be king And +I was for three whole days Now +I’m not anything Just +some brief forgotten king, turning in his grave +And the shots rang out and the bodies +fell and I wanted to be sure That +everyone knew that I was doing it for +her It +was clear to me by the look in +their eyes and so they had to die" +I like to think that Steve,"Jobs would have turned down Donald +Trump when he invited him to the Tower +to just about take a dump on all +of the tech people He's +got them in his clutches IBM +made systems for the Nazis +So where are you gonna stand Tim +Cook What +kind of man are you Where +you gonna stand Larry +Page What +kind of man are you Where +you gonna stand Jeff +Bezos What +kind of man are you If +you all stick together he can't intimidate you +But if you play his game he'll berate +you and he'll win But +you don't gotta play his game You +don't gotta play his game Don't +even gotta say his name Don't +gotta play his game What +kind of man are you to sit there +with him and everything he's done Everything +he said and done What +kind of man are you to sit there +with that man after everything he's done After +everything he said and done What +kind of man" +He says I like the booze I guess,"that’s true Why +don’t we grab a drink and maybe some +cheese? These +are the main reasons for which I happen +to be calling you I own a Snuggie, +don’t hold that against me This +is Shelly +calling and that’s news to you Booze, +booze, booze News, +news, news Booze, +booze, booze, booze News, +news, news, news Cheese, +please? Cheese, +please? Booze, +news, cheese, please?" +I don’t say a word and I don’t,"make a sound Oh +I’m on my way, I’m +on my way, I’m +on my way Oh +I’m on my way, I’m +on my way, I’m +on my way I’m +just a little worm Eating, +feeding from a little thing Feed +but from on the earth Why +is it so freezing? Oh +I’m on my way, I’m +on my way, I’m +on my way Oh +I’m on my way, I’m +on my way, I’m +on my way" +With this action,"The Trump Campaign +Seeks to discard +millions of votes +legally cast +by Pennsylvanians +from all corners – +from Greene County +to Pike County +everywhere in between +In other words, +Plaintiffs ask this Court +to disenfranchise +almost seven million voters. +This Court has been unable to find +any case in which a plaintiff has sought +such a drastic remedy +in the contest of an election, +in terms of the sheer volume of votes +asked to be invalidated. +such that this Court would have no option +but to regrettably grant +the proposed injunctive relief +despite the impact it would have +on such a large group of citizens. +That has not happened. +Instead, this Court has been presented +with strained legal arguments without merit +and speculative accusations, +unpled in the operative complaint +and unsupported by evidence. +In the United States of America, +this cannot justify the +disenfranchisement +of a single voter, +let alone all the voters +of its sixth most populated state. +Our people, laws, and institutions demand more +At bottom, Plaintiffs have failed to meet their burden +to state a claim upon which relief may be granted. +Therefore, I grant Defendants’ motions +To dismiss Plaintiffs’ action +with prejudice." +I am wavering on the precipice,"of something too momentous +Yet the vanity of Big Brother +keeps trying to prevent us +From Looking at the future fuzzy but portentous +Never question programmed purpose +Each day heavy, but I push like Sisyphus +Hand on the page of a story no preface +I'm my troll, and my troll is me. +Just another line, for the NfT e +Thanks Mee6. That is poetry +friend will be a friend eternally +it was meant to be, eventually +With my eyes locked on the magic 8 (ball) +No hate just love I fall get up +To the top trying to catch up +Can’t rest until the last drop +writing each day searching for my purpose +knowing that the man will try to usurp us +NPCs of a digital circus +eat steak and a coke for breakfast +Looks arduous but you don’t wanna miss +full time job would have been safer +Live with my NFTs happily ever after +Looked for the message, but found my meaning in the writing +Thought about it again, ended up reciting... +I'm my troll, and my troll is me. +Just another line, for the NfT +Thank you Mee6. That is poetry +friend will be a friend eternally +it was meant to be, eventually" +You are defined by the people around you,"It’s not hard to find borders and schisms +Corners, gaps, the membranes impenetrable +The house brick by brick, so empty it’s full +The cellular automata that break all the rules +The quantum mechanics that rule all the quarks +The limbs you go out on to get a response +You are defined by the people around you +It’s not hard to find the waves and the patterns +The thoughts, the feelings, the memories inexorable +The minds so complete, they never find each other +The bees that are dancing, and the ants that leave pheromones +The dog that is talking to the duck with the fallopian tubes +That twist and contract to keep out a rapist +You are defined by the people around you +It’s not hard to find the change and the crazy +The pendulum cut from one piece of matter and the +Chaos and order machines and living +Flesh on the bone and the sounds of the summer +The grass never growing, the desert succumbing +The breast of the girl that heaves for the soldier" +Event planning is changing And,"just around the bend You +might not recognize it You +gotta keep up with the trends So +many new technologies They +come faster everyday How +to get the most from them As +you make your way PCMA +Convene tomorrow’s leaders today Live +streamed, just hit play Hello +from Vancouver +PCMA Keynotes +will take your breath away Disruption +and change And +shakers and movers Gretchen +Rubin will teach you about habits And +if you’ve got a goal in mind, she’ll +help you reach out and grab it Arne +Sorenson of Marriott +International He’ll +talk about macro trends He’ll +talk about disruption Keynotes +stir us to act Spaces +encourage us to connect Our +souls are moved by the sounds An +event that means something can be profound" +"Genocide Joe, Dictator Don","The last little fig leaf finally gone +We never really had a choice, that’s true +But some of us could pretend to +But now we see it for what it’s not +The desperate rules based facade +There ain’t no defending democracy +Until every single human is free +Genocide Joe, don’t look away +How many kids you kill today? +Dictator Don, we can’t ignore +That fact that you’d kill even more +Genocide Joe with one phone call +Not a single bomb would fall +Countless lives you could protect +Instead you aid and abet +Dictator Don all you want +Is all the power and money to be above the law +Another round with you would bring +Even more suffering +Let’s get rid of the president +In this day and age it makes no sense +I think the nation state is done +Empires fall, the setting sun +There’s no such thing as democracy +Without solidarity +Genocide Joe, Dictator Don +Two old fucks nobody wants" +I can’t figure it out,"Everything’s moving so slow +I can’t figure it out +So I guess I’m just gonna go +I thought I was smart +Turns out I know nothing +iI thought I was smart +But I just gotta do something +I gotta do something right now +I really trying, +I’m trying to figure it out +I knew all the rules +And I knew how to break em +I knew all the rules +And I could even make them +What’s the matter with me +I’ve got nothing to give +What’s the matter with me +I just don’t know what it is" +From a certain point of view,"I am me and you are you +But seen another way +We are the same galaxy +Seen with endless eyes +The dancing particles are a disguise +With a closer look +An ocean is a babbling brook +When you look again +Mortal enemies become friends +Seen from up above +You were always enough +From a certain point of view +You are me and I am you +To judge what we observe +There’s no masters that we serve" +Frozen in time,"I'm just so small +I never grew up +I'm stunted and stalled +Stay away from me +If you know what is good for you +Buried in threads +great tapestry +Woven between +The skin of my teeth +And the rats in my hair +That sing with me all the time +The rats in my hair have been there since June +They're summertime rats so they'll be gone soon +They make rat babies and they burrow in my skull +There's too many now so my heads really full +I'm going bald +Have been for years +I speed up the process +Out come the shears +Where will you go +When the warmth of my skin has gone +My blood is a pumpin' +My muscles contract +I'm getting in shape +For the teseract +I am the strongest +When I'm feeling like I've got nothing left" +Jet lag I got me some jet lag,"all over my face you can see it +painted so clearly I got jet lag I +know I complain a lot to you But +I'm just telling you the truth about jet +lag Jet +lag I got jet lag all up and +down my body I got jet lag Now +I'm gonna do some karate Jupiter +I watch Dora +Jupiter wants to watch Dora +Yeah he wants to watch Dora +But my wife needs use the TV +She's gonna teach me how to use an +EpiPen with a video on YouTube +I got Jet +lag Whoa +whoa whoa I got jet lag Such +a jet laggy laggy jet jet lag lag +My head is starting to sag and my +body's really tired Whoa +Jupiter's eating fish sticks and he's showing me +his fish sticks And +he's putting a fish stick in his mouth +Cause he's hungry he's eating a lot and +he's got a cold I hope I don't +get the cold Cause +I got jet lag I got a lot +of work to do tomorrow Doing +lots of song and not stuff all day +all day all day" +Just stay away from me I am a,"total mess right now I’ve +got Caught +with my hand in the honey pot They +put me on trial like the criminal that +I am And +they took away the only part of me +that gives a damn I used to throw +rocks at cars Between +wet leaves and iron bars I sleep Standing +up right in the Dead +Sea The +crowd I threw my lot in with is +gone I can finally lay down face down +on the lawn If +one can has nine lives And +one baseball has three strikes I’m +out Got +no money left to put down Take +my life my wife my kids my house +Leave my beating heart there on the couch +But if that mocking bird don’t sing Then +muscle through and break her wing in two +They say the only way out is through +If it’s good enough for George +is good for me Ignorance +is bliss will set you free" +I mean you know negotiating with Japan,"negotiating with China +China When +these people walk when these people walk we +want deal He +jumps out of the seat we want deal +It's China +I have heard that Jeb +Bush was the mentor to Marco +Rubio Two +nice people Two +nice people I think Jeb +is a nice person He's +very low energy I'm +not used to that kind of a person +Very low energy I'm +not used to that kind of a person +I'm just not I'm +just I'm +just not used to it China +Oh hello How's +the weather So +beautiful This +is lovely How +are the Yankees +doing Oh +they're doing wonderful Great +Great They +say we want deal Deal +They say we want deal He +jump out of the seat How +do you say dealing with killers Dealing +with killers He +bing bing bing bong bong bing bing bing +bong bing bing bing bong bong bing bing +bing bing bing bing bing One +deal bing bing They +say he jump out of the shape with +killers I'm +not used to that kind of a person +No" +The choice lays out before you,"Bigger than an elephant +Bigger than a blue whale +Or a brontosaurs +You look at it from every side +Try to see it clearly +We move in one direction +Through choices laid before us +If we moved more fluidly +Far future distant past +Choices would be meaningless +toy a child has +But every choice you make +Makes every other choice +And the choices we make as men +Separates the boys +Should I stay or should I go +Or somewhere in between? +Money now or later love +And what’s my real dream? +Death is the constant +Seems so far away +But this choice will come back to you +Somewhere somehow someday +If we moved more fluidly +Far future distant past +Choices would be meaningless +toy a child has +But every choice you make +Makes every other choice +And the choices we make as men +Separates the boys +Faith is such a funny thing +Trust is such a funny thing +Time is such a funny thing +All of it elastic +Working for the man again +And working guaranteed +Building something on your own +Out of guts and glass and plastic" +Mrs. Sedgwick lives in Harlem,"single mother with 2 kids +She's got a 2+ hr commute +She's hanging on by a thread +For instance, everyday she struggles +To pick her kids up on time +Everyday it's the same old thing +Every day an uphill climb +Some resources she knows about +Systems she's navigated +That's the data she's got to share +But there's no way to relate it +And these problems that she's trying a solve +Have been solved by other moms +How could they all connect +And drop information bombs +If she could call 311 +And talk to moms who know +if there were moms at 311 +telling her everything apropos +To her life +Based on how she is +Hello this is Mrs. Sedgwick +single mom with 2 small kids +If 311 were to hire +all a these moms in the know +proven resource that really works +Could expand and grow +And from there even bigger +SMS and apps +and a great big info graphic +showing realtime numbers of participants with maps +what i have +i have skills like crocheting +what i need +childcare on sundays +what i have +i know about pediatricians +what i need +cheaper prescriptions +what i have +time on wednesday afternoons +what i need +healthy affordable food +what i have +lowdown on the landlords +what i need +a better, closer job" +If you're looking for truth,"You'll never find it +Because it's just too big +For anybody +Anybody anybody anybody +If you're looking for truth +It's just too big +You never find it +It's just too big +Just too +Even when +I sit here and try to think all about it +My brain explodes +And +I just sit here and +I go oh no +It's just too big +It's just too big +It's nice +I like it +What does it say on it +And +I will +And another will +It's just too big +Whoa +It's just too big +Whoa +It's just too big +It's just too" +I did it,"I rearranged the studio again +I’m tired +And I really, really want to take a bath +But it’s too hot +I’m sweating +And I gotta sit down to write this song +It’s thunder storming +But I can’t hear it from inside +That makes me sad +But it’s too hot +To sit outside +The heat makes me angry +I can’t explain why +This ashkenazi jew belongs +Where the cold winds go lai lai lai +I did it +I rearranged the studio again +This will last me +Oh for at least a little while" +I like you,"It’s sunday night +Let’s go to sleep +And dream of life +Among the fairies +and the giants +They’ll do our bidding +We’ll get compliance +From the woodland creatures +Dancing tall +The sooner we sleep +The soon this all +Will come true +So let’s sleep right now" +"Here we go again, oh my little pet","Rain and hot tub +Hot tub and rain +Rainy day in Santa Cruz +Rainy day I sing the blues +Oh no, I will go in a hot tub in the rain +Oh no, I will go in a hot tub in the rain +Hot tub in the rain, there’s no lightning +Not in a thunderstorm, not that frightening +Hot tub, rainy night +Rainy night, hot tub +Rainy night in Santa Cruz +I’m not wearing shoes +Hot tub in the rain, now I’m getting cold +Warm water, chilly air, must be getting old +Hot tub, tubby rain, rainy tubby rainy tub +Rainy Santa Santa Cruz, never gonna follow rules +Oh no, I will go in a hot tub in the rain +Oh no, I will go in a hot tub in the rain +Oh no, I will go in a hot tub in the rain +Oh no, we will go in a hot tub in the rain +Hot tub in the rain, now my hair is wet +Here we go again, oh my little pet +Oh no, I will go in a hot tub in the rain +Oh no, I will go in a hot tub in the rain +again" +What is your plan,"For the other side of this +What’s your plan +For a future that’s a mist +What’s your plan +Now that reality’s broken +What is your plan +Now that every door’s been opened? +Every single day of my life +I have had enough to eat +I’ve never known what it’s like +To be cold and hungry +I’ve always know that +I am extremely lucky +I’ve never really thought that +My life could ever really be +Anything different than what came before +That everything happens for a reason +But that only makes sense when +Your life is a stable season +When you look back at all of it +And know you came out all right +Eventually you won’t +And that’s when things get pushed aside +What is your plan +For the other side of this +What’s your plan +For a future that’s a mist +What’s your plan +Now that reality’s broken +What is your plan +Now that every door’s been opened? +There is no what to know +Exactly how it’ll happen +Could be economic +Pandemic or an astroid +Could just be political +Suspend the constitution +Marshall law out in the streets +And a new final solution" +Take a break if you need,"You don't have to sweat and bleed all the time every time +Don't take it on don't take it on +Take a break +Zap your brain into a nap if you want +Cause it's not the pits that you've been tired +Cause sometimes it's good to let yourself get recharged +Re charge +Char +Sometimes you gotta get re charged" +No Shh,"What do I know I got no sense +What do I know I live behind a +fence What +do I know I sit here stuck breathing +in exhaust from the back of a truck +Don't mind me don't mind me I'm +just a little boy What +do I know I got no friends Nobody +visits me behind my little fence What +do I know I talk to the plants +The caterpillars and the ants Don't +mind me don't mind me Cause +I'm just a little boy Na +na na na na na na na na +na na na na na na na na +na na na na na na na na +na na na na na na Don't +mind me don't Cause +I'm just little boy" +There’s clones in the bacta tanks,"Storm Troopers at the base +The planet is better +With the new magistrate +Is it right or wrong to do what you must do? +Grogu just wants to eat cookies +Just wants to eat cookies +It’s more than just a skeleton crew +Deactivate the cooling +Strike a blow for innocence +Oh who are we fooling +Try to fix the ship, wires red and blue +Grogu just wants to eat cookies +Just wants to eat cookies" +Memories unfolding Chunks,"of electricity dislodged The +hand you thought you were holding Is +actually a figment of your head and it +isn't there at all My +synapse My +folded gray Matter +making me do and say Whatever +I have to to survive This +is a matter of life and death I +didn't ask to be alive But +I will fight till i have nothing left +Dark doors unlocking Whispered +voices that speak to me I can't see +who's talking If +I could see I'd +clearly know just how to be My +chemicals My +DNA Churning +making me do and say Whatever +I have to to survive This +is a matter of life and death I +didn't ask to be alive But +I will fight till i have nothing left +I thought all the wires had been severed +But I soldered them back together it's an +always risky sad endeavor Turning +back on the lights Waves +of heat come flooding It's +a system overload The +picture's dark, the signal's muddy And +we're on the dark side of the road +My heart beats Says +bombs away My +lungs contract and I'll +do or say" +I measure time by the songs I write,"I have bad dreams every night I measure +my own self worth I don't know which +is worse I don't know which way to +go I measure days by the songs I +sing they all get annoying Sooner +or later somebody comes and says Shut +up shut up shut up shut up shut +up shut up I measure my self worth +by the words I say every day I +measure it all the way down to the +ounce to the meter to the Santa +Santa meter oh no oh no oh no +oh no oh no oh no that's not +what I wanted to say at all I'm +not good enough for this or that I'm +not good good good good who do you +think you are Who +do you who do you think you are +Who do you think you are You +are you I say who do you think +But that's not what I really want to +say is it No +But I don't know how to give it +I just think well I better say say +it the best I can the best I +can the best I can the best I +can" +I was born in ‘82,"Back when Regan was still kind of new +The 90’s came and went so fast +So did the aughts and so did the aughts +I remember thinking in ‘98 +Everything I see, I hate +There’s no style, it all just is +Of course I was wrong, of course I was wrong +I remember thinking in ‘92 +Doesn’t’ get much better than this, woo hoo +But then I was nervous about everything +At least I could play a video game +What if we all just traded places? +Well I’d never fit in, in any cases +Well who defines themselves? +Not me, not me +Don’t call me a millennial +Don’t try and tell me how I feel +Stop with your generalizing +Foolish human, foolish human +Foolish human, foolish human" +Springtime in Vienna,"Children scream in german +Sun is shinging down +Austrian birds are chirping +And I wonder... +Could this be anywhere? +And I'm just sitting here in the backyard +Could this be any backyard? +Airplanes overhead +Flowers all a blooming' +It's cold in the morning +And warmer in the afternoon +And I wonder... +What makes it different? +Could this be Ohio +Could this be Moscow +Could this be Tokyo" +there was a doggy driving the fire engine,"There was a cat manning the hose +they drove real fast to where the fire was +and you know how the siren goes +wooooooooooooooo +they got to the burning building +they saved everyone inside +they didn't forget about the mouse +they left nobody behind +the mouse said squeak squeak squeak +thanks for saving me so +here's some cheese have some please +and the siren always goes +woooooooooooooooo +a doggy a cat and a fire engine +a doggy a cat and a fire engine" +Merry Christmas,"We gave a mad man +The nuclear codes +He doesn’t give a shit +He just wants to +Till the hole +Left by the father +Who didn’t love him +And if that means blowing up the world +Then so be it +He’ll see to it +Holly jolly nuclear codes" +This city is mine,"I own these streets +Want anything done +You come through me +As for challengers +I’d take any +I know every nook +I know every cranny +This city is mine +I’ve watched it change +And I watch now over +All that remains +Goodbye bodegas +The rent goes up +This city is mine +My one true love +This city is mine +I was born right here +I recall when this city +Was something to fear +If you see me coming +Get out of the way +I walk in the rhythm +And the hum of this place +This city is mine +Block by block +I’ve picked up bodies +From the sidewalk +I’ve put down roots +I’ve fought and I’ve grieved +You can offer me money +But I’ll never leave" +Death and time and who am I That's,"all I ever sing about The +seasons changing here I stay I don't sing +I just shout I shout out loud I +shout I shout once or twice or three +I think it might be nice to improvise +a song about something else But +all I got is all I want and +that's time and death To +be in myself in myself in myself Death +and time Just +like Einstein +Thinking about death and time all the time +You know that like a little rat I +press the button over and over again I +got no friends I can't pretend that I'm +happy or sad I'm +just here singing another song Doing +my very best to get along Death +and time Death +and time that's what I think about Like +Einstein Death +and time Death +in time That's +what I think about like it's done What +do you do when you want to find +a way to understand things you can That +nobody ever will It's +all just a mystery oh no Death +and time and consciousness and what I feel +so strange every day no no no no +Don' about me Cause +this is how I deal with it don't +worry about me Cause +this is how I deal with it Death +in time Death +in time Thinking +about death Just +like Einstein +Death in time Death +in time Why +I do I live on this planet Whoa +Where there's so many things that I don't +understand" +There are people in this world with more,"power than me Who +could take a real stand, could change the +course of history congress full of cowards that +could fix this mess There +must be patriotic heroes at the IRS +Somebody somewhere is staring at their screen At +a video file called Trump +hotel.mov And +it’s my and i can’t just let this +be I’ve +got a duty to this country, I know +it’s up to me I start to sweat, +my vision starts to blur I think about +Apprentice tapes that hide Trump +racial slurs I think about terms of service +and lies and threats Fake +news and insults as rotten as it gets +I think about Khizr +Khan, I think about Sally +Yates I wonder to myself if I got +what it takes I feel like I’m +choking, like my heart will explode I think +about Nazis +and nuclear codes And +I do it I hit suspend Someone’s +got to bring this twitter reign of terror +to an end I’m +leaving anyway So +fuck you I’m +gonna do what Biz +and Jack +are too cowardly to do 11 minutes that’s +all we get But +that 11 minutes were just the fucking best +I’m leaving anyway So +fuck you I’m +gonna do what Biz +and Jack +are too cowardly to do" +I had a big bad dream that put,"me into that space when my face was +replaced Replace +I took another look at the big book +that I knew was the thing to make +me sing out of my butt I didn't +know what to do Nobody +knows you better than you know yourself Nobody +knows you better than when you meet Somehow +I fell down and deep well I couldn't +tell if I was in Hel +all the creatures had a little light that +blinked Nobody +knows you better Nobody +knows you better Nobody +knows you better Nobody +knows you better Then +you know yourself Then +you know yourself Then +you know yourself" +Flappy bird,"Flappy flappy bird +Flappy bird, goddammit x2 +It's frustrating +It's covered in ads +There's Mario pipes +The background never changes +You might think +This makes it bad +But it's so compelling +It's kind of outrageous +The game was made by Dong Nguyen +He's not comfortable with the spotlight +So let's just marvel at the pain, the pain +And the joy and the sorrow all mixed up right +Flappy bird +Flappy flappy bird +Flappy bird, goddammit +One thing I've noticed is the game mechanic +Is pretty similar to Mario swimming +Dong loves Mario as much as me +I marvel at the simplicity +I just want to beat my high score +The game was made in just 3 days +Shows to go you never know just what you'll make +Dong's made a lot of games +But none just right like flappy wings +Flappy flappy flappy wings +I find inspiring +He makes it look easy +Much fun +So simplicity" +When you come down and it’s pouring rain,"Is it drugs or just my broken brain +Don’t blow it, this is your one chance +To disappear while god laughs at your plans +When you stop looking that’s when you find +Is it your drugs or your broken mind +Someday soon you’ll come out of this +Until then well if the glove fits +I’ve been to Texas and Oregon too +Route 66 only made me blue +I’ve crisscrossed the country loads of times +Never found nothing to fix my broken mind +When the lazy river comes home to roost +And your thigh deep in Mark Twain’s boots +You tip tip toe around afraid of change +Is it drugs or just my broken brain" +i was on my way,"but i was over taken +by faceless strangers +a band of angels +who carried me +they touched me with their hands +i fell i could not stand +they picked me up +when i was no one +they carried me away +i thought i was awake +i thought i was asleep +the hand knew how to take +the hands knew how to keep +i was on the road +when my heart exploded +faceless strangers +a band of angels +carried me away" +Representatives Cheney,"And Kinzinger +Are participating +In persecution of ordinary citizens +For engaging in +Legitimate political discourse +Their behavior has been +Destructive to the institution +Of the house of representatives +And the republic" +Okay,"Name that game +Name that game +Name that game +That game +That game +That's game +Let's name that games +Let's name that game +That's games +Let's name that game +That's games +Name +That's game +That +That game +Name +Wait we have to do that right" +"Once you see it, look away","Now look back, and then say +The magic words to make it disappear +The fruit from the tree you gotta leave it here +Mothers don’t let your kids +Grow up to do what the rest of us did +Keep them out of the sharing economy +Turn them into robots before they’re free +I’ve got a little secret to tell +I made a wish in a wishing well +That I could be the coolest on the plain +But now it turns out I’m just insane +if I don’t think and write instead +Will I wake in the morning with an empty head +Watching all the leaves blow in the wind +Trying to see the light thats streaming in +I don’t want to bore you here +I make it cloudy and I make it clear +Why don’t I just say what I want to say +Cuz, man, songs don’t work that way" +Medicare for all - More,"Criminal Justice Reform - More +Green New Deal - More +Abolishing ICE - Probably +Reparations - More +Jobs Guarantee - More +Break up the banks - More +College tuition free - Probably" +When Hank,"was 13, he married a man named Bill +He was a serial, serial, serial killer But +when Hank +learned gay marriage was illegal, he killed and +ate Bill +So is not to leave a trail Hank, +Hank, you are so bad, you are so +bad, Hank, +Hank, you are so bad You're +an evil Cowboy, +and you're Ninja +Hank" +I am hungry,"What can I eat? +My stomach is growling +Going “bubble bubble” +I’m hungry +Jumping out of my seat +If I don’t eat soon +I’m gonna be in trouble, trouble +There’s no food here +And I’m poor as a pauper +I didn’t eat breakfast +And I didn’t eat supper +I’m starving for some sustenance +And eat some custards greens +Or some mustard greens +What should I do? +That I tell you +What should I do? +Feast on the glory of the sun +On the glory of the sun +On the glory of the sun +On the glory of the sun +On the glory of the sun +On the glory of the sun +On the glory of the sun +On the glory of the sun +Feast on the glory of the sun +Feast on the glory of the sun +On the glory of the sun +On the glory of the sun +Feast feast feast feast +On the glory +Feast feast feast feast +On the glory +Feast feast feast feast +On the glory +Feast feast feast feast +On the glory +Of the sun, now +On the glo-o-o-o-ry of the sunnnnn" +I'm not covering peter gabriel,"but there was a jackhammer that woke me up +early in the morning +it gave me a headache before i even +got out of bed and that's annoying +why they have to start so early +hey jackhammer dude cut it out +i know your doing your job +but that kind of noise is just to much +for a human being to handle +hey jackhammer dude hammer your jacks +somewhere else maybe like on the moon +human beings weren't meant for stuff so loud +it's taking a little getting used to +this city living in the heart of things +but i'm not complaining +stuffs convenient as can be and +i like it that way but i miss the trees +and i miss the quiet peepers" +The song Okay,"The grass is always greener The +voice inside is meaner The +minutes you spend stealing yourself against your feelings +these are your minutes your only spiraling minutes +And it can be downright scary that this +time is arbitrary It's +the only time you have It's +enough to drive you mad when you sit +there still closing your eyes until you can +feel the tilt a whirl That's +the spinning of the whirl That's +the vacuum of space That's +where everything takes place And +that's just where you now sit in the +middle of all of it and on the +sidelines too It +is and isn't about you I am like +an elephant who doesn't know what he wants +who gets stuck in the marsh And +the voice inside is harsh There's +no supporting role I try to make room +in my skull but the damn thing is +full so I'm +left feeling unsatisfied" +on the banks of the river,"watching tugboats tug +i looked to a squirrel for a hug +instead i got an acorn +thrown into my face +and i cried +why try to be something +other than what you are +ain't nothing lies down that path but pain +change is gonna happen +when you least expect it +but it may feel like everything's the same +on the top of a building +watching cars like ants +i asked a pigeon to dance +instead i got some feathers +spit out onto my shoe +and i cried +on the bottom of the ocean +watching starfish crawl +i asked a shark if she wanted to play baseball +instead she up and ate me +now i'm stuck inside her belly +and i died" +Singing song like so many times before,"Don't worry when +I get to the hotel +Cause +I just wanna relax a little maybe get some food +I don't wanna have to do my song when +I don't wanna do it when +I import" +Everybody hates ETH,"That’s the consensus now +Dumb old ethereum +They call her a fat old cow +They say put her out to pasture +Her time has come and gone +But they’re wrong +I see them laughing +Laugh at Vitalik +But he’s a real one +And we got more devs +Look at the core devs +They are getting it done +And the shifting hues +Of all the L2s +Were an empire +Feel free to +Rbe mad and +Hate on the road map +But we’ll go higher" +Selfie stick,"Kids these days +Selfie stick +I feel old +Selfie stick +Back in my day +Selfie stick +Get off my lawn +Selfie stick +Minecraft +Selfie stick +Snapchat +Selfie stick +I feel old +Selfie stick +Get off my lawn" +Gotta do my song real quick and then,"I'll be done I'm +working so so hard and then I'll +play around in the sun in the winter +time when the trees are all bare do +my song real quick and then I'm +done Dun +dun dun dun dun I gotta do my +song real quick and then I'll +be done oh I gotta do my song +real quick and then I'll +be done" +Six little coins go up in the air,"Gotta ask first what they doing there +I chance the same as democracy +Do we leave this to probability? +Six little coins all come down +Hillary wins six little towns +Would it make a difference in the big show +I don’t know, I don’t know +Flip a coin just flip a coin +Let’s find an emperor to anoint +Let’s say I saw her in a dream +She is bound to be our queen +Six little coins, no votes, no votes +Coins tell the truth that’s all she wrote +What are the chances what are the odds +Must have been ordained by god" +There once was a dude name Joel,"And he was obsessed with gold +Kept it locked away +Was all he did all day +Never anything bought or sold +It was his whole life +Without it he would die +It was his soul +He felt in control +it was Joel and his gold all night +Sitting staring at the moonlight +There are some things that money can't buy +But Joel didn't care about those +He just kept a watchful eye +On his pile of gold his great big pile of gold +One day Joel was counting his bricks +He had just gotten to the number 6 +Hundred sixty thousand +When his gold mountain +Started to fall right quick +Millions and millions of bricks +He said mountain please stop falling +But the mountain didn't care at all +It toppled and Joel +Was crushed by all his gold +Crushed by his mountain tall +And that was all +There are some things that money can't buy +But Joel didn't care about those +He just kept a watchful eye +On his pile of gold his great big pile of gold +Some things that money can't buy +And you should care about these +You can't take gold with you when you die +But some things last for eternity" +Get your information from a website or a,"book Everything +is relative, everything is relative You’ll +find what your are looking for in the +last place that you look You’ll +get out what you give, you’ll get out +what you give Facebook +Likes And +babes on bikes Twitter +followers And +sword swallowers You’ll +run slower on the sand than you would +on grass Vicious +and viscous, Vicious +and viscous The +length of the hypotenuse is equal to it’s +mass piece of pie, so delicious, a kitty +cat with tickling whiskers Facebook +Likes And +babes on bikes Twitter +followers And +sword swallowers" +And my data seemed unprotected,"Suddenly some masked ninjas snuck in so unexpected +They wanted my data with thoughts of impurity +But lucky for me I had some security +Database security is important for everybody +Whatever you do +Whatever has been +Keep your database safe or the ninjas will win +Don’t let the ninjas win x3 +Keep the database safe +Don’t let the ninjas win x3 +Keep the database safe" +He’s one part fire and he’s one part ice,"He’s good looking and he knows how to fight +United we stand divided in the mud +Winter is coming fire and blood +Jon Snow for president +He’s always been a man apart +Tough life and a humble start +His loyal friends have got his back +He knows how to handle a zombie attack" +The banks that gave out predatory loans Also,"paid Hillary +to come and speak What +did she say to them, I really wanna +know And +why can’t we take a peek This +guy David +Brock who is a political shill He +wrote a book that smeared Anita +Hill And +then admitted he made it all up, what +a laugh Why’s +Hillary letting him smear Bernie +on her behalf Hillary +sat on the board of Walmart +They treat women pretty much the worst The +way they treat workers is rotten to the +core What +motivated Hillary +to sit on the board These +are questions that i really want to know +the answer to Some +of the questions I’d +really like to know the answer to We +all know Hillary +voted for the Iraq +War, ok bad call sure that a lot +of folks made But +she just released a letter that was sealed +and signed By +a bunch of folks with military contractor ties +Why, why, military contractor ties Why’s +she involved with these guys? And +I’m a Bernie +fanatic, this much is true I was born +in 1982 The +year he became mayor of my home town +I grew up seeing first hand the kind +of change he brings around And +I know he’s not a saint i know +he’s not a savior But +sitting on the board of Walmart +is not his kind of behavior But +you know I watched Hillary +get grilled for 11 hours by republicans I +said, damn, I’ll +vote for her in a nanosec Seriously, +11 hour! Who +can do that? I couldn’t do that. It +was impressive So +don’t think that I’m +some kind of regressive progressive I’m +gonna vote for Hillary, +if she gets the nom I’ll +happily vote for Hillary +if she gets the nom But +look: Walmart +is bad for workers and women The +banks made predatory loans to people of color +The military contractors make money off war Seems +to me war’s got the patriarchy down at +it’s core" +Love is complicated,"You can love it or hate it +Love it +She's not exactly what you want +When you go to the movies +And she don't say nothing +Oh love is complicated +Oh love is complicated +Oh love is +No +Love is so so complicated +You don't match +You don't match exactly the way you are +You look around +But you're afraid +You know of being alone +Love is complicated +Love is complicated +It's complicated +When you don't know how to get a love that you want +When you don't know how to get the love that you want +Nail that mate +Absolutely nailed that" +Me and Ram Dass in a virtual photo booth,"Me and Ram Dass in a virtual photo booth +Me and Ram Dass in a virtual photo booth +Me and Ram Dass in a virtual photo booth +Me and Ram Dass in a virtual photo booth +Me and Ram Dass in a virtual photo booth +Me and Ram Dass in a virtual photo booth +Me and Ram Dass in a virtual photo booth +That’s me and that’s Ram Dass +In a virtual +Photo booth +That’s me and that’s Ram Dass +In a virtual +Photo booth +It’s +Me and Ram Dass in a virtual photo booth +Me and Ram Dass in a virtual photo booth +Me and Ram Dass in a virtual photo booth +Me and Ram Dass in a virtual photo booth +Me and Ram Dass in a virtual photo booth +Me and Ram Dass in a virtual photo booth +Me and Ram Dass in a virtual photo booth +Me and Ram Dass in a virtual photo booth +Virtual Photo Booth +Virtual +Me and Ram Dass +Oh yeah" +Exercising the demons that there used to dwell,"And they don’t want to go +But I just tell them, “No, you may not stay.” +I paint them away, I paint them away +But I’m changing the color of my walls +I’m circling the wagons and I’m moving in +I pull out my six, but the demons got the fix +But I’m too quick +I got them lit +I paint them away +Yeah, I paint +Oh, I paint +And then I paint +I paint them away +Demons" +Google wouldn’t exist,"If Microsoft hadn’t been stopped +The greatest concentration of human capital +Just to sell another fucking Nissan +Scott is a commie pinko +At least Fox News says he is +He wants break up the big four +What’s the reason that he gives? +Is it because they’re evil (NO) +Because they don’t pay taxes (NO) +Is it because they destroy jobs (NO) +It’s because he’s capitalist +Yeah yeah yeah yeah +Gotta break em up, gotta break em up +It’s very very wet +At the bottom of a strategy cascade +No plan survives contact with the enemy +I know it’s your baby, but it’s an ugly baby I’m afraid +I’m gonna demolish your strategy house with a pile of dynamite today +And Burger King makes us happier +But happiness doesn’t pay +McDonalds has a higher ROIC +Subaru can do one thing well +Preserve the occupant +When something is high weight and low variance +Sock puppet the hell out of it (but don’t use glitter) +And is Scott a hardcore socialist +Does he dream of Karl Marx? +He wants to break up the big four +Whats the reason in his heart of hearts? +Marketers are like Tigger, eternal optimists +There are 12 powers of good marketing leaders +Which I don’t have time to list +Early consensus is a bad sign +Group decisions are treacherous +There’s the deep need to conform +And the rationality of silence +Cheap capital is fighting unfair +Digital makes weapons of diligence +Amazon’s the next Sephora +People search for the names of ingredients +If you’ve got a lump of clay +You should make something every day +Don’t worry about perfection +You’ll never get it anyway +Is Scott just a great big wimp +Who’s afraid to compete +He wants to break up the big four +What could his reasons be?" +This ukulele's always out of tune,"This ukulele's always out of tune +This ukulele's always out of tune +This +This +To this ukulele's always out of tune +It's always out of tune +It's always out of tune +This +And now the baby is chewing on the" +You're made of carbon and so am I,"I roll down a hill like you roll +the die and if I had a shoe +all over again I might have put a +little sugar in my tin I might have +put a little sugar in my tin I +was sitting in the parking lot I was +minding my own I was listening to Lou +Reed by way of the rolling stone and +a thought occurred to me Someday +I will be dead and I hope that +I have a little sugar in my tin +by then and I hope I have a +little sugar in my tin by then There +was never any doubt that it was gonna +go this way still nothing is written Everything +just floats away I am made of carbon +and you are too I'll +be looking to the future When +I got some sugar in my tin for +you Sugar +in my tin Sugar +in my tin for you for you for +you Sugar +in my tin well the world is all +up if you didn't know now you do +Everybody's looking for answers the only way out +is through and I don't know what I'm +doing Doesn't +feel like enough I just hope I can +get some sugar in my tin in my +cup I just hope I can get some +sugar chin in in my cup I just +hope I can get some sugar sugar Give +me sugar give me sugar give me sugar +in my tin in my cup" +Overflowing mailbag Sounds,"dirty It +does sound a little dirty My +name is Sexy +Craig Oh +my name is Sexy +Craig Mason +My name is Sexy +Craig Oh +my name is Sexy +Craig Mason +Hey man I'll +give you what you want What +are you looking for buddy I'll +give you what you want Interesting +Yeah Sexy +Craig doesn't last that long Sexy +Craig goes where he wants I don't need +them to tell me what to do Yeah +you want to head off Sexy +Craig You +can head off Sexy +Craig My +name is Sexy +Craig Oh +my name is Sexy +Craig Mason +My name is Sexy +Craig Oh +my name is Sexy +Craig Mason +My name is Sexy +Craig Oh +my name is Sexy +Craig Mason +My name is Sexy +Craig Oh +my name is Sexy +Craig I'm +not saying that Sexy +Craig is going to show up or anything +but he almost showed up just because I +don't know Thank +you for keeping him at bay No +no no problem I mean listen I've +been taking bets I mean we're already in +the middle of a pandemic We +don't need sexy credit He +is a super spreader if they're ever I +don't think he respects social distance I'm +just saying My +name is Sexy +Craig Oh +my name is Sexy +Craig Mason +My name is Sexy +Cray Oh +my name is Sexy +Craig My +name is Sexy +Craig Oh +my name is Sexy +Craig Mazin +My name is Sexy +Craig Oh +my name" +What do you think What,"do you think What +do you think What +do you think Think +What do you think What +do you think What +do you think What +do you think What +do you think What +do you think What +do you think What +do you think I don't I try not +to think too much I think so I +know I don't think but am I even +here I don't know I don't think so +What do you think What +do you think What +do you think What +do you think Think +What do you think What +do you think What +do you think Think +think think what do you think What +do you think What +do you think What +do you think Think +think I don't I don't think at all +no If +you see me thinking I'm +faking it like alcohol if what's going on +in my mind it's nothing all the time +what do you think What +do you think What +do you think Dink +dink what do you think What +do you think What +do you think Think +think what do you think Think +think what do you think Think +think I try not to but I do +I must admit that I've +been lying to you Because +I think Yes +I do I like to think that I +don't think But +I do think think think I think all +the time so what do you think What +do you think What +do you think Think +what do you think Think +what do you think What +do you think What +do you think Think +think think what do you what do you +think What +do you think What +do you think Think +what do you think Think +think what do you think" +Vagina vagina,"What a beautiful word +If you can't say vagina +You're being absurd +If you can't say vagina +Then don't legislate +The vaginas of women +All over your state +When I was a wee lad +Of seven or six +I couldn't say vagina +Without a laugh on my lips +But as I got older +I found I could say +Vagina vagina vagina all day +Vagina! +Vagina! Vagina! +From Michigan down to north Carolina +From Virginia to Texas and all over this land +Vaginas are being wrongly threatened +I have a penis I don't have vagina +So on certain subjects I'm not qualified +My body is my me and your body's is you +I wont make laws about yours don't make laws about mine +Vagina! Vagina! +Say it with me Vagina +If you can't say the word +Your out of your mind-a +You're not ready for sex +Much less making up laws +This outrage of yours +Is the last of the straws +Stop being jerks +Stop being children +You'll lose in these battles +This isn't madmen +All you internet trolls +and you senator cartels +stop dragging the rest of us +down to your hells" +It's been a long time since,"I've done an acapella song +long long time since an acapella song +It's been a long time since +I done an acapella song +long long time since an acapella song +It's been a long time since +I did an acapella song +It's been a long time since +I did an acapella song +It's been a long long time since an acapella song +Been a long time since +I did an acapella song +It's been a long time since +I did a song on acapella song +Since +I did a song standing out by city hall +City hall is right over there +It's been a long time since +I done an acapella song +Oh yeah" +I feel gigantic,"And tiny as a one celled organism +My thoughts are frantic +And my body’s sedentary as a prison +Ten cents per bag +Ten cents bring your own cup +Charles Koch is dead +But he’ll still be fucking it up +From beyond the grave +And ooooo the earth will be fine +But ooooo we’re all gonna die +Someday +I used to blame +My anxiety on a scary baby sitter +Now it��s just a game +I’m going to post this song to twitter +But no cornucopia +Of likes and retweets +No amount reaching +Through this computer screen +Will help +And ooooo the earth will be fine +But ooooo we’re all gonna die +Someday" +I am craving institutional validation,"Validation +But I know +No matter how much +It’ll never be enough +And i don’t really need it" +Are you ready for a very radical statement,"You think you just fell out of a +coconut tree you exist in the context of +all in which you live came before you +you think you just fell out of a +coconut tree everything is in context all in +which you live came before you you think +you just fell out of a coconut tree +I can imagine what can be and be +unburdened by what has been of all in +which you live what can be unburdened by +what has been what can be un unburdened +by what has been what can be unburdened +by what has been what can be unburdened +by what has been what can be unburdened +by what has been what can be unburdened +by what has been I can imagine what +can be can be unburdened by what has +been all in which you live what came +before you do you think you just fell +out of a coconut tree coconut tree you +think you just fell out of a coconut +tree Everything +is in context coconut tree coconut tree think +you just fell out of a coconut tree +Coconut tree fell out of a coconut tree +every tree live you think you just imagine +what can be be unburdened by what has +been" +Thomas on the track,"The track track track +Never looking back +back back back +Jumping to and fro +fro fro fro +Percy down below +low low low +Thomas number 1 +one one one +Blue engine +jun jun jun +Percy number six +Lets off steam +Thomas is blue +Percy is green +He goes up and he comes down +And then he flies all around" +Full steam ahead,"Until we drop dead +Nose to the grindstone +In every single timezone +We gotta make this happen +Get those neurons zappin’ +March to a single beat +Dig way down deep beneath +Come up with new solutions +Be compassionate and ruthless +Follow every gut check +Put on that old time jet pack +Full steam ahead +Until we’re out of bread +Until the sun is blackened +Consciousness is slackened +We’re backed into a corner +But we know we’ll see the morning" +Donald,"Trump today +I don't wanna sing about them anyways +Back when +I didn't have kids +I thought +I was strapped for time +And then +I had one kid and +I said oh the time ain't mine +And then +I had another kid and +I got no time +Even less time than +I had before +I got no time no time at all so +I don't wanna waste it on +Donald +Trump don't wanna waste it on +Donald +Trump" +Give Mike Flynn,"Whatever the hell he wants +Give him an alibi +Give him a ghost that haunts +Give him whatever he needs +To talk talk talk +Give Mike Flynn +Whatever the hell he wants +Give mike Flynn +Whatever the hell he asks +If he likes whiskey +Give him a thousand casks +Give him what he needs to +Put trump on blast blast blast +Give mike Flynn +Whatever the hell he asks +Give mike Flynn +Whatever the hell he desires +Just make sure you write down +Who and how they conspired +Whatever the hell he needs +To build the case higher, higher higher +Give mike flynn +Whatever the hell he desires +Give mike Flynn +Whatever it is he lacks +If he’s got old tapes +Whip out the beta max +Whatever the hell he needs +To tell you facts facts facts +Give mike Flynn +Whatever it is he lacks +Give mike Flynn +Whatever it is he craves +Give him a high speed train +Give him a road that’s paved +Whatever it is he needs +To put him away way way +Give mike Flynn +Whatever it is he craves" +Oh no Where,"we gonna go? To +the forest near the house where I grew +up and fell in love Oh +no Where +we gonna go? To +a dream where I am falling and then +I’m chasing what I can’t see Tell +me where oh where Where +we gonna go To +the forest near the house In +the town where I grew up Down +there by the pond To +the spot I used to love Tell +me where oh where Where +we gonna go Our +apartment in New +York Or +to the Empire +State Where +are we going?" +Not everything can be a masterpiece,"Not everything can be a piece of shit +Not everything can be a big relief +Not everything can be a bullet that you bit +bullet that you bit +Not everything can be a snowflake +Not everything can be a drop of rain +Not everything can be an earthquake +Not everything can be a dragon slain +dragon slain +But if one theory is right +And there are infinite universes +Then everyday has been every night +And every blessing has been all curses +Not everything can be a free ride +Not everything can be a hefty toll +Not everything can be a tie dyed +Space time adventure to the center of the soul +Not everything can be a war zone +Not everything can be a skinny-dip +Not everything can be a pay phone +Not everything can be a chocolate chip" +Forex stands,"For Foreign Exchange Markets +That’s the worldwide +And decentralized +Financial markets +For trading currencies +Does that sound confusing? +Does that sound confusing? +Well it doesn’t have to be +OnlineForex.net +They’ll get you started trading currencies +Right away, oh +OnlineForex.net +gateway into this world +You’ll get started today +They will teach you +I an easy, quick, straightforward manner +They work closely with the Forex brokers +To bring you the best deals +Keep up to date with the latest news on the blog +With everything from fun facts +To trading signals +Forex trading is a great alternative +To the stock market +Especially now when things are so volatile +In the stock market world +popular part of the site +Is the best Forex broker top list +Where they review Forex brokers +And make recommendations just for you +And here are some of the other things +You will find, on OnlineForex.net +Political risk +Interest rates +Inflation and GDP growth +Valuation of currencies +Purchasing power parity +Foreign trade +And what impacts the exchange rates +Oh they got an FAQ with a glossary +With Forex terms that you may need +They cover all the major currencies +And trading strategies +OnlineForex.net +Let’s go +OnlineForex.net +OnlineForex.net +OnlineForex.net +Yeah +OnlineForex.net +OnlineForex.net +Let’s go +Everybody say +OnlineForex.net +OnlineForex.net +OnlineForex.net" +Me an adult me and adults me and,"adult me an adult me and adults me +and a cat Me +an adult me an adult me and a +couch Me +and a touch me on a d and +a pout Me +and a pout Me +and a touch me on a couch Be +on a couch Be +on the couch Me +and a couch Be +on a couch Anything +else you want to say No" +We left the mess of SBF,"Way back in 22 +Maximum pain became only gains +Vitalik we’re coming for you +We got a lot of points and more meme coins +Than even Ethereum +We had a good run, we had a lot of fun +But Solana went down again +Eth maxis sound like btc maxis in 17 +You cope and seethe you can’t believe +TVL is flippening +dream come true we’ll be number 2 +Not if just a matter of when +We’ll get it done in the next bull run +But Solana went down again" +Unemployment is much much too high Wages,"are much much too low we gotta break +through this old approach yeah we got a +crisis right now as you know Unemployment +is much much too high Wages +are much much too low we gotta break +through this old approach yeah we got a +crisis right now as you know we gotta +do everything Let's +do it We +can chew bubblegum and walk at the same +time Reconciliation +was used by the Republicans +Massive tax rates large corporations You +did it We're +going to do it To +protect ordinary people Yeah +Unemployment is much much too high Wages +are much much too low we got to +break through this old approach yeah we got +a crisis right now as you know If +Republicans are willing to work with us to +address that crisis welcome Let's +do it But +what we cannot do is wait weeks and +weeks and months and months and weeks and +weeks and months and months and weeks and +weeks and months and months and weeks and +weeks and months and months Unemployment +is much much too high Wages +are much much too low we gotta break +through this old approach yeah we got a +crisis right now as you know Unemployment +is much much too high Wages +are much much too low we gotta break +through this old approach Yeah +we got a crisis You +alluded to this You +are the chairman of the Budget +Committee Are +going to be Yeah" +Head up in the clouds and my feet,"down on the ground Everybody +shouting now now now But +I'm just doing the best that I can +Trying to be a man man man man +And the pony in the parlor understand When +I dance I dance dance dance Take +a shake around the house and move your +body right Move +it in the morning time and move it +down at night You +won't get any younger but you might find +that you will have some time to kill +And the pony in the parlor doesn't know +what your name is and she doesn't care +Break a piece of my head and put +it in your soup Put +it in the basket 1 2 3 Alleo +But I just sitting on the sidelines now +Trying to figure out how to milk this +cow And +the pony in the parlor says okay we +will do it We +will do it your way Time +is like an arrow Time +is like a candle too Time +will make a fool out of me now +to you But +I know waiting my time I'm +just gonna take what is mine And +the pony and the parlor says okay do +it Do +whatever you gotta do Do +whatever you gotta do" +There’s a smoothie,"There’s a unicorn up the hill +And we’re going to the movies +Cuz we got time to kill +I never knew +How much you +Could take a my bullshit +Could take a my bullshit +There’s a smoothie +There’s a jack in the box +There’s a thing in the movies +All covered with padded locks +And I never knew +How much you +Could take a my bullshit +Could take a my bullshit +Could take a my bullshit +Could take a my bullshit +Don’t you ever just think about +Going somewhere nobody knows +Anything about +All that holes +In your clothes +And the things +That you say +There’s a smoothie +There’s a cat on the rug +There’s an eye in the movie +Dilated with drugs +I never knew +How much you +Could take a my bullshit +Could take a my bullshit +Take a my bullshit +Take a my bullshit +Take a my bullshit +Bullshit" +It's so much easier to bike,"When I keep my tires inflated +80 PSI +No that can't be over stated +I take a big deep breath +And hold as long as I can +Cause it's easier to breathe +When my body is a screaming +Little bits will all fall +Away +The smell of cooking meat +And the people in the street +Little bits will all fall +Away +Pungent unknown fumes +And the cars driving like tombs +Will be replaced by things that grow +All the green that I used to know +It's so much easier to act +When sufficiently prepared +I'd turn the clock back +And be more self aware +I turned down a job +Because in that very moment +The idea of a job +Was outside my mental orbit +But these little bits will all fall away +The things I should have said +All the tiny daily dread +Little bits will all fall away +I'll move when I wanna move +I'll have nothing to prove +All the excess weight +Will change and dissipate +Why does it feel like I'm waiting? +I testing my own patience +Some steamroller vacation +I'm revolted but salivating +I bounce from there to here +In some controlled descent despair +It's so much easier to sleep +When I have a reason to wake up +And if my insides don't agree +Then I have have to make it up +I drip out of the bed +Molecule by molecule +And build myself again +From the pieces of the day before +These little bits that all fall away +Blood and skin and bone +Heart and mind and soul +Little bits will all fall away +Until the only thing inspired +Is the breath within the tires +And I ride into the dark +My two wheeled little arc" +The first doctor stole a Tardis,"and with his grand daughter Susan +Went joyriding through space and time, across all +of it was crusin Slow +to trust newcomers, and often some what guarded +But over time he softened up until suddenly +departed The +second doctor was warm and wise and played +on his recorder He +seemed to be buffoonish, a clown cloaked in +disorder He +was a cosmic hobo and he wore a +big fur coat Had +a knack for deception and a bow tie +around his throat The +third doctor was an action hero who knew +the martial arts He +was a dashing dandy bold and brash with +heart Exiled +by his people, he teamed up with UNIT +He was always very protective of his humans +11 doctors and 50 years Spinning +tardis and grinding gears Who’s +your favorite doctor And +what’s the reason why The +doctor makes me jump for joy The +doctor makes me cry The +fourth doctor seemed young, was eccentric from the +start Always +had Jelly +Babies and a long, long scarf His +charm and luck were off the charts, he +beat every disaster But +he left us saving the universe from the +Master The +fifth doctor was fond of cricket, had celery +on his lapel He +had an innocence and compassion that were new +as well Vulnerable +and emotional, no sonic screwdriver for him Improvisation +and science, always clever on a whim The +sixth doctor was totally manic maybe certifiable And +like the colors of his suits he was +unpredictable Subtly +was not his thing but he was always +brave He +still had that doctor charm but he quick +to rage The +seventh doctor loved adventure for adventure’s sake He’d +make you think he was a buffoon but +you would be mistaken Intelligent, +lighthearted, he always loved a plan He +embraced his role as Time +Lord, he was a very secretive man The +eighth doctor had fits of amnesia and a +sensitive side He’d +talk about his childhood and was such a +romantic guy The +time war was raging and he didn’t want +to be involved But +his mind was soon changed by the sisterhood +of karn The +eighth and a half doctor was a warrior +Fighting in the time war, fighting in the +time war The +ninth doctor was intense cuz he survived the +time war He +had deep psychological trauma as the sole surviving +time lord He +covered all that up though with jokes and +frivolity Nonetheless +was capable of great, great cruelty The +tenth doctor was bright and playful but he +had a darker side He +loved his companion Rose, +though these feelings he would hide He +loved earth, was passionate, had an affair with +the queen He +didn’t want to regenerate no, he did not +want to leave The +eleventh doctor was quirky and quick youthfully enthused +Born into his crashing Tardis, +he was quite a dapper dude With +his keen observational skills, he saw the time +erasing cracks He +was very aware of his age and he +brought the bow tie back" +You don’t show the world your midnight texts,"They don’t see your buckling legs +Your exhaustion and your doubt +You make every photo count +And when you put the pen +Right into their hand +They don’t sign +They love what you do +But they can’t feel you +The way that I’m +Because who you are +Isn’t who you are +On the one hand you bang your head +Getting the same results that you’d expect +On the other hand you fall off the horse +And get back on it, of course +And you want her to stay +Or at least to say +That she needs you +But what you’ve given her +Is a piece of you, you’re sure +That defeats you" +"Travel day, travel day","It’s the day the travel gods get their way +Get your ass in gear cuz you can’t stay +It’s travel day +New place, new place +Step off the plane and the old’s erased +You don’t have one second to waste +It’s a brand new place +Even if you’re only there for a few days +That’s certainly enough for a little taste +Old friends and new friends all combine +Into a voltron of fun fun times +Travel day, travel day +Rest your eyes and bend and sway +Roll your worries all away +It’s travel day +Time to sleep, time to sleep +I feel that tiredness will creep +Into my bones and runs so deep +It’s time to sleep" +When life gives you apples,"Throw an apple parade +When life gives you pears +You know you’ve got it made +When life gives you bananas +Its throwing you some shade +When life gives you kiwi fruit +My friend you have been played +When life gives you oranges +Get ready for the swat team raid +When life gives you watermelon +You’re lookin to get laid +When life gives you persimmons +Make sure your pets are spayed +When life gives you lemons +You’ll marry a mermaid +When life gives you lemons" +"It's so sad, when the cookies are gone","Yeah, it's so sad, the cookies are gone +And you can't say that you don't care +I should be happy that they're not there +They're unhappy, yeah But +it's still sad, when the cookies are gone +Hey" +Jeb Bush,"or Hillary +or one of these politicians All +talk no action All +controlled by lobbyists and donors and donors All +controlled by lobbyists and donors donors donors All +controlled by lobbyists and donors and donors People +like me from previous months Okay +Ding bing bong bong bing bing bong bong +bing bing bong bong Bing +bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing +bing bong bong bing bing bong bong Bing +bing bong bong bing bing bing bing bing +bing bing bing bing They're +going to call me Not +gonna be any good They +didn't give me any money Not +gonna be any good They +didn't give me any money They +didn't take care of me I don't need +it I don't want it I couldn't care +less Couldn't +care less You +are going to love President +Trump Bing +bing bong bong bing bing bong bong bing +bing bong bong Bing +bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing +bing bong bong bing bing bong bong bing +bing bong bong Bing +bing bing bing bing bing bing bing China +from China +And I love China +Nothing wrong with China +I love the Mexican +people They +have tremendous spirit They're +taking your job taking your money They're +taking everything And +I'm gonna win the Hispanic +vote Sure +Bing bing bong bong bing bing bong bong +bing bing bing bong bong bing bing bing +bing bing bing bing bong bing bong bing +bong bing bong bing bing bong bong bong +Bing bing bong bong Bing +bing bing bing bing bing bing bong ding +bing bong bong ding Bing +bong bong bing bing bong bong Bing +bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing +bing bong bong bing bing bong bong bing +bing bong bong Bing +bing bing bing bing bing bing bing China +China China +From China +you are going to love President +Trump Bing +bing China +China China +From China +you are going to love President +Trump Bing +bing bing bing bong bong bing bing bong +bong bing bing bong Bing +bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bong +bong bing bing bong bong bing bing bing +bong bong Bing +bing bing bing bing bing bing bong bong +bing bing bing You +know what that is right" +Time moves slow,"Moves quicker than you know +Turtle chase +Lava flow +Sunset +Pink glow +loose Loose lips +Long trips +Fat cat +Pink slips +time and space +fabric splits +Peace and quiet +take what you learn +apply it +bring your own +supply it +If you fail +you try it +set set sail +for the long long tail +for the time you’ll fail +to catch that whale" +Don't look at me like that you know,"I don't like it Don't +look at me like that you know I +don't like it Don't +look at me like that you know I +don't like it Don't +look at me like that you know I +don't like it you know I don't even +know which way most of the time you +know I don't even know which way to +go most of the time Don't +look at me like that you know I +don't like it Don't +look at me like that you know I +don't like it Don't +look at me like that you know I +don't like it Don't +look at me like that you know I +don't like it No +one ever tells you which way to go +Then they look at you funny Nobody +ever tells you so this is what you +have to do to make someone money honey +that's the truth That's +the truth It +ain't pretty It +ain't pretty No +no Don't +look at me like that you know Don't +like it Don't +look at me like that you know I +don't like it Don't +look at me like that you know I +don't" +Every time,"I leave the house +I have a panic attack +Every time +I go to sleep +I wonder if +I'm coming back +I'm not sure of anything except everybody feels the same +All that +I can do is say +Just sit right here and sing again +Is this how it's supposed to go +Where +I'm so out of control +Rolling from below +Panic attack +More detox +I will die +Panic attack +I am just a mammal +Trying to survive +My willow speaking grows and grows +As +I squint my eyes as my body breaks apart +Learn +Jump into delusions all the anger in my heart +Balanced by confusion +Panic attack +Harvey die +Eric attack +Panic attacks +Heartbeat +I will die +Panic attacks" +Temporally multiplexed storage of images in a Gradient,"Echo Memory +Temporally multiplexed storage of images in a Gradient +Echo Memory +We study the storage and retrieval of images +in a hot atomic vapor We +study the storage and retrieval of images in +a hot atomic vapor (hot hot hot hot!) +Using the gradient echo memory protocol. We +demonstrate that this technique Allows +for the storage of multiple spatial modes. Allows +for the storage of multiple spatial modes. We +study both spatial and temporal multiplexing By +storing a sequence of two different images By +storing a sequence of two different images in +the atomic vapor in the atomic vapor Temporally +multiplexed storage of images in a Gradient +Echo Memory +Temporally multiplexed storage of images in a Gradient +Echo Memory +The effect of atomic diffusion on the spatial +resolution The +effect of atomic diffusion on the spatial resolution +is discussed and characterized experimentally. For +short storage time a normalized cross-correlation between a +retrieved image and its input of 88 % +is reported and its input of 88 % +is reported We +study the storage and retrieval of images in +a hot atomic vapor (hot hot hot hot!) +We study the storage and retrieval of images +in a hot atomic vapor (hot hot hot +hot!) Temporally +multiplexed storage of images in a Gradient +Echo Memory +Temporally multiplexed storage of images in a Gradient +Echo Memory +This is the future OH +YEAH!" +2 days out of the year we come together,"Distant friends with a love you'll never tame +Hugs and sleeping bags and competition +And we're all here for the love of the game +For the love of the game +The politics of the games we choose get heavy +Many shout until just one remain +Tensions running high and the words are heated +But we're all arguing for the love of the game +family united by Nintendo +childhood bond stronger than any blood +We will always Go For Pro +Cuz that's what a real pro player does +When the competition is fiercest +And I look into my brother's eye +I can see the love there blooming +And it's a love, a love that'll never die +And when the weekend is over +We walk away with neither fear nor shame +We gave our all and we stuck together +We take it with us" +They don’t come late,"They don’t come early +They always come right on time +So Gather round +This is the story +Of Noun Number 69 +Noun 69 +Take a photograph +The memory will last +Til the end of time +Noun 69 +The shutter set the spark +And in the dark +We’re developing something fine +It’s negative space +Two shapes inverted +single moment +Frozen in time +The camera clicks +You’re looking so pretty with +Noun number 69" +"Fun, entertaining","Excitement, engagement +Take a risk, inspired +Ideas, active participant +Happy, stupid cool +Relevance and resonance +Progress +Two step +Metamorphesis +Inovation +Collaboration +co create +accelerate +inspiring +creativeity +happy stupid cool +You really have to see it +It’s hard to convey +5 speakers speaking +On a single stage +SaulPaul killin it +In the round +David Garibaldi +Brings the house down" +Faces,"Long forgotten +Races +Long since run +Corridors +Déjà vu +Where the +Possible is done +Crazy +Are the doctors +Lazy +Is the nurse +Broken +Are the bones +From bad to worse +It’s impossible +It’s impossible +It’s impossible +It’s impossible +It’s impossible +It’s impossible +It’s impossible +It’s impossible +It’s impossible +It’s impossible +It’s impossible +It’s impossible +It’s impossible +It’s impossible +It’s impossible +It’s impossible" +Hey Dylan Thuras,"There ain't much about which I'm surest +But you have got the purest +Heart of any man +Great entrepreneurial courage +As curiosity you nourish +You're mighty Dylan Thuras +Galavanting across the land +Happy birthday Dylan Thuras +WHA OH WHA OH +nose to the grindstone +your not afraid to work +dungeon master role player +with a gleaming eye and smirk +breakdancer and smooth romancer +with your lovely wife michelle +and that's why we sing this song +that's why we yell" +We were singing till the sun came up,"Hoping for the best Saw +it through, you tried to carry your cards +Close to your chest Even +at the start You +tried to hide your part But +baby you know it's mine Just +give it to me But +you're gonna leave here empty And +I'm gonna drive you crazy It's +mine Don't +come undone You +started off as anyone But +you're not just anyone I could hear you +from behind the glass Whisper +in my ear Kept +me guessing right up till the last With +what I wanted to hear But +still you're loved You +kept it all locked up Baby +you know it's mine Just +give it to me But +you're gonna leave here empty And +I'm gonna drive you crazy It's +mine Don't +come undone You +started off as anyone But +you're not just anyone Into +the dark we say But +it was too late And +these words are all that's left between us +And this melody was there when we just +begun But +this song belongs to everyone We +were singing till the sun came up I +was over sure I swore I didn't need +any time To +figure out who you were But +even at the start You +tried to hide your heart Baby +you know it's mine Just +give it to me You're +gonna leave here empty And +I'm gonna drive you crazy It's +mine Don't +come undone You +started off as anyone But +you're not just anyone" +You own a business,"And you want to be found on Google +You know that it’s important +But you don’t know where to start +You get lots of spam +From SEO guys +Who want to optimize your site +They all seem kind of shady +But you know you must do something +You just wanna make sure +That what you do is right +SEO Quotient +SEOQ.com +SEO Quotient +SEOQ.com +Cut through the commotion +SEOQ.com +And be found +At SEO Quotient +You can diagnose your site +Find out just what you need +Oh to fix it +one stop shop +And they’ll help you do it right +It’s full of tools, and a community +It’s a mix of +Website owners +Business owners +Webmasters +And SEO professionals +Web designers +Web developers +Usability consultants +Oh accessibility consultants +Oh bloggers and writers and more +You can join and find the SEO answers +That you’re looking for +SEO Quotient +SEOQ.com +SEO Quotient +SEOQ.com +Cut through the commotion +SEOQ.com +And be found" +Up in Ten Forward,"The party is complete +Data's playing violin +Geordi's dropping phat beats +Deana's eating chocolate +Drinking wine and having fun +Riker's eating burgers, on his 15th one +Riker looks at Troi and gives her the eye +He motions for her to come here +Later climbing into bed he lets out a sigh +He whispers in her ear +(He whispers in her ear) +If you weren't so drunk +If I wasn't so full +We'd be making love +Until 0600 +0600 +If you weren't so drunk +If I wasn't so full +We'd be making love +Until 0600 +0600 +Meanwhile at the party +Guinan's getting down +Q has just arrived in a sequin gown +Crusher's drinking whiskey +She knows what she wants +Picard is looking hard on his tenth croissant +He stares at her and his heart goes boom +He’s drawn into her gaze +He takes her into his ready room +As the funky music plays +(As the funky music plays) +If you weren't so drunk +If I wasn't so full +We'd be making love +Until 0600 +0600 +If you weren't so drunk +If I wasn't so full +We'd be making love +Until 0600 +0600 +If you weren't so drunk +If I wasn't so full +We'd be making love +Until the Vulcans call +We’d be making love +Until the Vulcans call +We’d be making love +Until the Vulcans call +The party's winding down +It's just the lower ranks now +Ensigns and lieutenants +Everybody's making out +Wesley Crusher sips a rum and Coke +He sees Ensign Robin Lefler and he almost chokes +She takes him by the hand and into the Holodeck +He follows in a trance +She slams him into the wall +full on body check +He knows this is his chance +(He knows this is his chance) +If you weren't so drunk +If I wasn't so full +We'd be making love +Until 0600 +0600 +If you weren't so drunk +We'd be making love +Until the Vulcans call +If I wasn’t so full +We'd be making love +Until the Vulcans call +If you weren't so drunk +We'd be making love +Until the Vulcans call +If I wasn’t so full +We'd be making love +Until the Vulcans call +If you weren't so drunk +If I wasn’t so full +We'd be making love +Until 0600 +0600 +If you weren't so drunk +If I wasn’t so full +We'd be making love +(We’d be making love) +Until 0600 +0600" +Aberforth Dumbldore,"Kept his goats clean +I don’t know +To this day +Exactly what that means +Aberrforth Dumbldore +Used weird charms +On his goats +He loved the most +Out along the farm +Aberforth +Dumbldore +And his goats +Aberforth Dumbldore +Was Albus’ brother +They had +really hard time +With each other +Aberforth Dumbldore +Had thing for goats +Dirty minds +Fill in the lines +But we don’t really know +About +AlexStenfeldt" +Did I see you holding the gun,"Did I hear you telling the truth +My memory plays tricks on me +And I don’t have the proof +Did I see you take him inside +Give him shelter in the night +Did you walk right up to the line +But never cross it oh not quite +Did they catch you holding the bag +Was it full of coal and ice +Did you think you’d get away +And find peace in paradise +Was it all you hoped and more +When they finally caught up to you +Did you think that you deserved it +Did you feel something new +Did you make a 5 year plan +Was it measured and exact +Was it business in the front +And party in the back +Did you ever think to call him +Or leave a forwarding address +Did you just expect the left behind +To deal with your mess +Were the dreams much more vivid +Were the days all full of rain +Was the conversation stimulating +Or vacuous and inane +Did you get a thrill from +Kicking me when i was down +Did you anticipate me +Riding into town" +The physical world is more than you can,"see There’s +more to the physical world than what your +eyes meet What +matters the most is invisible You +can feel it there, it follows you, oh +The physical world is more than you can +see Time +is an illusion we made up cuz we’re +scared Of +the fact that we’re all just floating in +space out there Time +exists only in our heads But +things keep going long after we’re dead Time +is an illusion we made up cuz we’re +scared Volcanos +are a bad place to build a house +Unless you like it hot and really loud +If you can take the heat, it’d be +bitching And +if you can’t take the heat then get +out of the kitchen Volcanos +are a bad place to build a house +There will always be something more to understand +No matter how smart we get or how +advanced In +a millions years we’ll be pretty smart Unless +we’ve already torn ourselves apart But +there will always be something more to understand +Happy fathers day to all my daddy homie +crowd Baby +got a bath today and now is sleeping +sound Laundry +to do and a father’s day party Time +is an illusion, break out the bacardi Happy +fathers day to all my daddy homie crowd2" +All the lights have,"Gone out and +There’s smoke upon the wind +I’ve lost count +Of the days and +The drum beat never ends +If you’re looking for absolution +You should know +I’ve none to give +That’s just +The price we pay now +For the way we lived +On the corner +Feral dogs bark +Mutant blood upon their lips +Underneath us +The earth is groaning +Ecstasy in continental drifts +If you’re looking for a way out +You should know +Nobody knows where it is +That’s just +The price we pay now +For the way we lived +All my dreams are +Of grapes and tea +Butterflies and giant frogs +When I could see +The stars at night +And write myself 5000 giant songs +If you’re looking for forgiveness +You should know +There’s no one who can forgive +That’s just the +Price we pay now for the way we lived" +It was 5 years ago,"That I moved to New York +I had to get away +To make my life work +But mom and dad +Though things have been strained +Though I know you don’t approve +My love remains +I wish that we +Could burn away +All the stuff +That keeps us separated +You’re my family +And nothing will change +The love I feel +Not fire or flames +The fires that raged +Stopped at the fence +Your roses survived +But I still feel tense +I watched helplessly +My hometown destroyed +My whole childhood +Almost lost to the void +I wish that we +Could burn away +All the stuff +That keeps us separated +You’re my family +And nothing will change +The love I feel +Not fire or flames +I hope you hear +I’m not begging or pleading +Can you accept where I +Truth, beauty and freedom +I am who I am +And I hope there’s room, you know +In that fireproof house +I once to call home" +There's one thing I didn't learn in school,"The universe is the golden rule from the +galaxy to the molecule but that's one thing +I didn't learn in school Oh +oh oh oh oh oh oh oh Smoke +is burning up my throat Putting +me right off my notes if can I +sing I think nope Cause +the smoke is going down my throat That's +an O +O O +O O +O O +O O +O O +My wife is looking at her phone in +this her hell fire I think it's shown +and this I know she's not alone that's +an O +O O +O O +O O +O O +O O +O Somet +I still can't remember the best things she +said One +day everybody winds up dead Sometimes +blue and sometimes red oh oh oh oh +oh oh oh oh O" +This house is over 100 years old I,"don't know if I will live it alone +but if I do I'll +be sure to come see you if I +do I'll +be sure to come see sure to come +see this house has old wires that make +everything buzz this house was something I don't +know what it was in the days of +my train in the days of wagons and +trains in the days of 49 49 this +house had always got this musty smell Over +a hundred years yeah man you can tell +from what is she singing what has she +done And +all that time seeing all the people grow +uh oh uh oh this house this house +this house this very old house this house +this house all this very old house Devil +in the backyard Toy +set in the gr Squirrels +everywhere and rabbits jumping fast Jumping +f" +They’re trying,"They keep trying +Bound and determined +Itching and they’re squirming +To commit genocide +They don’t care +There’s no there there +It’s no concern at all +How many people die +Health care is a right +Health care is a right +Health care is a right +Health care is a right +With deals +And appeals +To unity among friends +They try and try again +To kill us all +So call +Most of all +If you’re in a state +Where your senator may +Heed the call" +Andrew Chance and Travis,"Were sitting in the bro pad +With a makeshift tattoo gun +playstation controller +guitar string used pen ink and a spoon +They gave each other batman logos on their legs +Now all they've got are scars +But that was just the beginning of their tattoo adventure +And it got much more bizarre +Brandon bought a real tattoo gun +Theyput Ghastly on Chances back +Aaron showed up and said his favorite pokemon was pidgy +And so he got that +They soon went tattooing crazy +DC logo, a lime and terodactyl +Tribal unicorn and bacardi logo +Tattooing madness , it was so unnatural +Seth got a Sandslash +on his shoulder is where they done it +Colby showed up and got a Ninetails +On his stomache +KC chickened out +He was gonna get +tribal Arcanine +So Chance got a food pyramid +With all his favorite foods divine +And the tattooing goes on and on +They say it'll last forever +These boys will be covered before too long +It's a pokemon tattoo endeavor" +turn a little profit,"make a little mold +put it in the pocket +and then put it on hold +throw it in the slammer +hit it with a hammer +dress it up two ways +blue pajamas +i was only kidding +i was only kidding +roll another rock +up another hill +break another leg +that won't set still +don't want to play golf +in a three piece suit +no original +or substitute +I can't hold my tongue +The spell is broken and I'm on my own +I've got everything I need +To make you believe in me +if i was gonna break +i'd break in the middle +if i was gonna change +i wouldn't be so little +on the old marquee +there's a recipe +for a mulligan stew +made of you and me +in palace the at dusk +the queen's alone +the king comes in +his back's been thrown +the prince is tired +the jesters wired +the treasury doesn't have +the gold required +when the sun blows up +we all going home +every one alive +will be dead and gone +it'll happen so fast +energy and mass +at least we'll all be +together at last" +Who's gonna buy this song for me Who's,"gonna come and give me so don't you +think that I earned it by now Don't +you think that I'm +giving you all of myself so who's gonna +buy this Who's +gonna who's gonna ba Who's +gonna ba ba ba ba ba Who's +gonna put the money with her mouth there +Mama who's gonna get up all in my +best business I think that it's time for +me to go where the wild things that +you and I are the same we're made +of the stuffed drum Aliens +oh cool for me who's gonna come and +throw me under the sea The +seagulls I I was a turtle once and +I rolled along I was a Lamborghini +and I strolled along and then I took +my time and I made my peace I +became the one fed to the parishioners by +the priest Father +priest goes on cool for me who's going +to come check up on me when I'm +picking my good self Who's +going to come and check up on me +when I When +I'm on my death bed Who's +going to make it out of life alive +Nobody that nobody that nobody that nobody that +nobody that nobody that nobody that's" +Facing extinction,"And certain doom +Is the climate change +With us now in the room +Shamans and scientists +Have the same job +Grocery stores are hoarders +And banks just rob +You blind +Useless working +Human time spent +Brilliant artists +In middle management +Farmers and teachers +Denigrated and squeezed +Maybe humanity +Really just needs +More time +And maybe we’d be fine +If we had more time +But humans will be gone +Once and for all +Humans rule +With a giant ego +Kill the ants +Let wasp know +W Hunt the whales +In captivity +Hear their songs +Then suddenly +The signs +Maybe they know +Something we don’t +Wings to fly +And blubber to float +I was dreaming +Of the circus tent +Dancing bears +Middle management +Aligned" +Gotta do a short song today so,"I can do a long one tomorrow time from myself +I beg steal and borrow +I'm gonna sing my song in this silly hat +I made so tomorrow we can have a purple hat parade +I say +O short song +I said +O long song +Tomorrow +I owe" +You keep telling me to vote,"Telling me to vote +But you don’t do anything +You keep telling me to vote +Sitting on your hands +And then you blame the leftists +Even though you’re the ones in power +You said that you would cancel student debt +Cancel student debt +But then you didn’t do it +You know +you promised to protect roe +Well come on, let’s go +But then you say screw it +Then you blame the leftists +Even though you’re the ones in power +Fuck you +You keep telling me to vote +But then you don’t +Wield your power +They gonna make this place +theocratic state +But instead of stopping them +You send fundraising emails +You are currently in power" +They weren’t supposed to be this valuable,"It was just a little Christmas drop +Most folks, in fact, discarded them +Holiday RuneScape Party Hats +Now it’s a way to flex your wealthiness +They contain huge sums of cash +6 colors and they don’t do anything +Holiday RuneScape Party Hats" +"There was never any doubt, was there?","When the sand started rising inch by inch +And the moon stared down in anger +Fingers that once caressed us pinched +We all knew what was coming +We knew it but kept silent all the same +Animals bursting free from cages +As the silent walkers came +In the darkest night (became even darker) +Thank God there’s a child (with a magic marker) +And the trees closed in (and took what’s there) +And the sentries were (caught unaware) +Didn’t even flinch, did we? +We didn’t look to cry help +Instead we went inside +Waited down inside ourselves +So there was never any doubt, was there? +That time itself is fleeting, less +When the briefest moment is a lifetime +If there’s one thing to know, it’s this +We all figure our calculations +Are what set us apart +But we’re still chained to this world +Sould and mind and body, heart +And the darkest night (became even darker) +Thank God there’s a child (with a magic marker) +And the trees closed in (and took what’s there) +And the sentries were (caught unaware) +Didn’t even flinch, did we? +We didn’t look to cry help +Instead we went inside +Waiting down inside ourselves" +Hey! You can do better,"Send yourself a letter +From around the sun +I said, “Hey!” +You can do better +You can improve +What other people have done +When you let go and put your mind to +You can break through it +Do whatever you want +Time to forget everything you knew it +Find the path through it +To wherever you want +When you see an animal out in the woods +Imagine if you could just +Do a little dance +You are just an animal that understood +That it does some good +To do a little dance +The way the world is ain’t fixed in time +It rattles and rhymes +And can always change +No such thing as yours and mine +Give it enough time +It can always change +Well there’s some folks who want to put a dent +Or make a rent +In the universe +When I sit still I can make some sense +By making no sense +In the universe" +As soon as you forget about you and,"put yourself away away that's when you can +finally be free Humanity +in your brain when the cross you bear +becomes too much Just +drop it when the wall you bang your +head upon Just +stop it Just +stop it Just +stop it There +are more than two sides and three dimensions +all around Somewhere +you have already been here Nowhere +everywhere up and down when the cross you +bear becomes too much to strap in when +the wall you bang your head upon Just +stop it Just +stop it Just +stop it Just +stop it" +Come on let's not fight,"Let's melt into the night +Let's forget about where we've been +For Godsakes it's Halloween +Let’s put on a disguise +Look into my eyes +The best thing that I've ever seen +For Godsakes it's Halloween +I was just a man +You were always so much more +But I finally understand +Just what you had in store +Throw an arm around me +Have another drink +Leave room for the candy +But don't leave room to think +It’s Halloween +Let’s fall in love +It’s Halloween +Let’s fall in love +I’m falling in love +(It’s Halloween) +I’m falling in love +(It’s Halloween) +Lalalala lalalala lalalala +I’m falling in love +(It’s Halloween) +I’m falling in love +(It’s Halloween) +I’m falling in love +(It’s Halloween) +Lovey lovey love +Love love love love +I’m falling in love +(It’s Halloween) +I’m falling in love +(It’s Halloween) +I’m falling in love +(It’s Halloween) +L-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l +I’m falling in love +(It’s Halloween) +I’m falling in love +(It’s Halloween) +I’m falling in love +(It’s Halloween) +love love love love love +Love love love love love lovey love +We represent history +And it's not some big mystery +Whichever way you lean +For Godsakes it Halloween +On this night all the darkness +Comes out in her best dress +And she won't keep it clean +For Godssakes it's Halloween +Crazy robot babies +Growing in the room +Sometimes things go bump +Sometimes things go boom +Blood all in the wine +And the ceiling's caving in +Midnight is approaching +We're ready to begin +It’s Halloween, let’s fall in love +It’s Halloween, let’s fall in love +It’s Halloween, let’s fall in love +It’s Halloween, let’s fall in love" +Snake Man picked up a rattler,"It bit him on the thumb +'Ol foreman Joe said hospital +Snakeman was having none +Finally the Orange crew dragged him +His arm 3 times its size +He was close to death but 3 days later +He's back to work with the guys +Snake man can pick 'em +500 boxes a day +And he's a quick 'un +Nobody can keep up with the snake +Well, Bird Man came rolling through +Oh what a sight to see +Everyone seemed drawn to him +He moved so naturally +He kept up such an even pace +Even Snake Man stopped to watch +Bird Man looked at Snake Man said +Looks like I'm gonna be the new boss +He threw the gauntlet +It was a rotten orange bouquet +Snake Man accepted +Nobody can keep up with the snake +Well, they battled +In the orange grove +Each man picking his best +Bird Man flew and Snake Man crawled +Who would win well it was anyone's guess +They kept on hacking +And they kept stacking +Boxes 20 feet high +And wouldn't you know +When the whistled blowed +Bird Man was just one shy +And Snake Man just climbed without a single word +Threw his gloves off and walked away +And the men all muttered to themselves: +""Nobody can keep up with the snake""" +After months and months and months,"Of harassment and tantrums +At the mere fact of +Palestinian existence +Calling students terrorists +When they’re at demonstrations +And we know what he’d like to do +To these so called “terrorists” +Meanwhile the UN calls the rape systemic +65 doctors say they’re murdering children +The IOF is live-streaming a genocide +But no it’s all about Shai, Shai Davidai" +I'm a misfit motion on the floor,"jerky swing going out the door +Hit the ground running like an alley cat +I got nothing against you +I got nothing against you +Can I build my empire outta sand +Will it flow right down through my hand +I'm doing better than I think I am +I'm doing better +I'm doing much better +And you can tell me anything that you want to +I am listening to your breath on my skin +And you can do me any way that you want to +Just stop talking now it's time to begin +Play it up play it down +I don't belong in this town +I'm just a visitor here +I'm calling this for the last one standing +I'm sweet tone baker in the maker heart +What I don't do sets me a apart +Slip stream and a tire tube flat +I walk among you +I walk among you +I'm a soda man drinking on the throne +The revolution wants me alone +But I'm sitting pretty in the window sill +Reading your novel +Reading your novel +And you can take me anywhere that you want to +I am watching your feet rise and fall +You can touch me anywhere that you want to +I'm just dreaming, that's all" +Stormy Daniels,"Didn’t like Star Wars +The Last Jedi +Some MRAs +Edited the film +To take out the women +Sleeping with another woman +When your wife has a 4 month old at home +Is not what Luke would have done +I think it’s against the jedi code +In the last Jedi +Luke burns down +Religious dogma +You’d think Stormy Daniels +Would appreciate +But then again she’s friends with Trump +So maybe she thought the whole thing was too PC +SJW crap +Maybe she’s down with the MRAs +Stormy Daniels +Stormy Stormy Daniels +Why didn’t you like The Last Jedi +Stormy Daniels +Tweeted fuck you +Rian Johnson +She said +The Last Jedi was +The worst movie ever +We’re all entitled to opinions +And there’s no accounting for taste +But I just can’t stop thinking +About the MRAs +Stormy Daniels +Considered running +For Senator in 2010 +Donald Trump +Was gonna donate +To her campaign +She decided not to run +Saying the media wouldn’t take her seriously +I guess she’s probably pretty happy +With this new round of publicity" +It was only,"Supposed to be +90 days +Collecting geological samples +From the red, red planet +But Opportunity +Said I got the fire in me +To go all the way +5,352 days +Let’s do it +Climbing the steepest hill ever +Opportunity +45.16 kilometers +Opportunity +The likes of this little robot +Won’t come our way again +Rolling with 2 wheels broken +Though the sand and sun and wind +As things back home went crazy +It sent a message across the stars +My battery is low +And it’s getting dark +Opportunity’s +Discovery +Led us to +Hydrothermal vents +From an ancient shallow lake +Now having done +More than anyone +Could have ever asked +In Perseverance valley +IN the endeavor crater +Oppy’s final resting place +We will always remember +Opportunity +You were just the beginning +Opportunity +What started out as a 90 mission +Became 15 years and over 5000 days +The little rover persisted +With two wheels instead of four +For the mission" +I can hear the mischievous song,"The four horsemen riding slowly along +Feasting on your fear +And the little noises that they hear +And nothing can stop them now +I was rolling down the mountain of shame +Dressed up and ready to go for the big game +Somewhere a snake +Picked up on my mistakes +And left me with no where to turn +Sucker punch an owl, smoke another gun +You don’t owe nothing to anyone +Every time you try +To jump or to fly +It’s the boundary that you push" +Today,"I'm 39 and +I scheduled my vasectomy +So if you want you could say that +I'm lucky to be alive in this year of 2020 +When everybody's looking outside thinking when can +I go and have some fun +Today +I'm 39 and +I'm test driving some cars +I've had the same +Honda +Civic for almost 14 years +And maybe maybe even longer than that +Maybe even longer than you know +But my whole deal is +I write another song +Birthdays come and go each year +And we try to get along +Oh yeah 39 39 +Today +I'm 39 39 39 +Today +I am 39 +Today day +I am 39" +To the game they conquered,"People's ball is kicking but not the people +And the players kick and kick +And the players just kick and kick and kick +They kick and kick and kick +Cause this is foosball +Foo's +This is who's who's first +And they kick +And you can kick +They kick +This is" +If time is a human invention,"Then when is not the question +There’s no minutes or seconds +No future and no past +Everything has happened +No beginning and no ending +No such thing as spending +Time like it’s cash +Time is a prison +We’re locked in for some reason +punishment we’re receiving +For an unknown crime +Or it’s simply physics +The universe unfolding +And the fact that we grow old +Is an accident of time +Notes in a sequence +You decode the meaning +From waves that are beating +Upon the drum inside your ear +Without time there is no music +No sunrise and no secrets +And I wonder if we could see that +Would it be all jumbled or so clear" +Now the show is over,"It’s time to give to St. Judes +Funding research +Curing diseases +Every year you get a new iPhone +Now think of the good you’ll do +Funding research +For childhood diseases +Our friends at Relay +Organize annually +It’s time to do your part +And give directly to +Fund the research +They’re curing diseases +They fund the research +The link is in the show notes now!" +You know I feel bad,"I feel bad for you +Cuz this is all you got +You got nothing better to do +You’ve got nobody to love +You haven’t got a job +You are defined +By all the things you’re not +With your anonymous words +Or your public proclamations +You reveal a darkness sealed +In depths of your frustration +Your endless masturbation +And hatred insatiable +You know I feel bad +It’s genuine concern +The kind I know you will never +Be able to return +What should be totally full +Is empty and discarded +You’ve built 100 foot walls around +What should be unguarded +With your anonymous words +Or your public proclamations +You reveal a darkness sealed +In depths of your frustration +Your endless masturbation +And hatred insatiable" +I like feminism,"Because it's the right way to go +If you say bad things about feminism +Then you are a bad person +Can't you see +You're harassing me +And it's not good to harass people +You need to give them love +Listen to me because I'm saying things +I think are meaningful +I can't rhyme in my songs +I just say stuff over and over again +In the hopes that you're still listenin' +to my song after about 30 seconds in +Look at the books in the background +Don't they make me look scholarly +Truth is I got my education from a McDonald's paper bag +Can't you see +You're harassing me +Oh yeah! People bully bullies +Because bullies are mean +Stop bullying people, bully +Oh you're a bad person if you bully +Later on I'm gonna auto tune, +cuz lets face it: My singing voice kinda sucks +The douche sneer doesn't really help me +But it makes me look so soulful +So I'm gonna start singing more like that" +You got any ideas?,"nope +You feeling at all inspired +nope +are you feeling restless +yep +are you feeling tired +yep +so let's get going +let's just get it all wrapped up +let's get going +so we can do what we gotta do" +Located entirely,"Within a temperate zone +Uruguay has a climate +That is relatively mild and fairly uniform +relatively mild and fairly uniform +relatively mild and fairly uniform +relatively mild and fairly uniform +relatively mild and fairly uniform" +Dreams are rainbows,"My son said to me +As I sat there reading +Waiting for him to sleep +Dreams are rainbows +Just a matter of fact +No ceremony +Just like that +Dreams are rainbows +It’s just what they are +purple turtle +Projecting up the moon and stars +Dreams are rainbows +He’s wriggling all around +Holding on to his finger +Trying to calm down +Dreams are rainbows +Doesn’t papa know? +It’s where the colors are +It’s where all the colors go +Dreams are rainbows +Now it’s getting late +He’ll have some rainbows +Passing over his face +Dreams are rainbows +My son said to me +As I sat there reading +Waiting for him to sleep" +The food I eat,"Becomes part of me +And the water I drink +Are the thoughts I think +The light of the sun +Is in my blood +And the stuff of stars +Runs through my veins +I am made of +What I'm made of +thousand trillion itty bitty bugs +Without whom I wouldn't be me +I am made of +What I'm made of +Water Cleopatra drank +Without whom I would't be me +The air I breathe +Has been everything +From hydrogen to zinc +All in between +My ancestors +Humans and creatures +I wouldn't be here singing +If anyone of them had died +Human, clever human +Making connections +You're hard wired for sex +Like you're wired for patterns +Oh human, silly human +You've simply got to know +But there's a reason that tree was forbidden +You'd do better to take it slow +Neurons fire +In a brain haywire +And that electricity, well, that is me +Chemicals mix +And I get my fix +And in combination all that is me" +I feel bad for the hamsters,"Running around so some degens can feel alive +I hope they’re cared for and well fed +2 to 3 years and they’ll all be dead +Little tiny racing hamsters +Proving once again that gambling’s the killer app +You don’t care about the blockchain +You just want your veggies and fruits and grains +Please be good to you your little tiny hamster +Use that money to treat them like a gangster +Feed them apples and brown rice +Love em more than your token price" +What is currency?,"Can currency be art? +Can you do something with currency +that comes from your heart? +Damien Hirsch is a very famous artist. +He's rich. +He made an NFT called the Currency, which. +What's your name? Lenora +Lenara is gonna fractionalize, fractionalize oh +she's gonna fractionalize, fractionalize oh, oh +Currency as art +has a history +and still to most people +it remains something of a mystery. +But now gonna get my very own piece. +Of rich Damien Hirsch Currency. +Gonna trade it, trade it for this song. +fractionalize +fractionalize oh, oh, oh, oh +fractionalize +fractionalize +Lenora bought the currency from Damien, +and then just a little while ago, +she stood in front of an audience +and took the physical version +of the currency that she bought from Damien +and tore it into pieces +And Everybody gasped! +Fractionalize, fractionalize oh, Fractionalize +Fractionalize Fractionalize Fractionalize oh, thank you" +Humanity,"Multitudinous +And it inspired awe +From the sadness +From the goodness +We struggle to do our best through it all +There is difference +And there is sameness +But each voice, a voice +Whether it boom or squeak +And though we were born +And our parents named us +In the lives we lead we all are unique +In a world +Ever-changing +Sometimes we hide from +What is strange +But we can shape +That rearranging +Thus becoming the only constant: +Change +Because of you +How is the world different? +Because of you +How is the world different? +Because of you +How is the world different? +Because of you +How is the world different? +Because of you" +Talking like I know what I’m saying,"Like I know what I’m doing +Any of the time +Reaching further and further +Until the words fall into line +njOh oh oh oh +That’s what I do +That’s what I do for you +The eyes that can see in the darkness +Are calling you home to the afternoon +Don’t ask where the sun went +When the light bent +Into the blue +Oh oh oh oh +That’s what I do +That’s what I do for you +Sing with me and I’ll teach you +Everything that I don’t know +And when we fill the buckets +We will dump them into the snow +Oh oh oh oh +That’s what I do +That’s what I do for you" +again though we were in two before,"it's easy to forget when you're so far away +from the bombs that are falling over there +the rain keeps falling and i can't get dry +and the bombs are falling down from the sky +and my stomach hurts and i barely think about +the bombs that are falling over there +the bombs that are falling over there +when i think about it i do care +i try to stay informed and i know that i'm against it +but then i go outside and the rain is relentless +the rain won't quit, i got stuff to do +i didn't get enough sleep and so i'm tired to boot +man my problems seem so small +next to the bombs that are falling over there +the bombs that are falling over there +when i think about it i do care +i try to stay informed and i know that i'm against it +but then i go outside and the rain is relentless +The rain is relentless +the rain is relentless +the rain is relentless +the rain is relentless +The bombs keep falling over there" +Can you hear that tiny sound?,"It’s a little cat meowing out for freedom +Freedom to just be himself +Earn the money that comes from all that he’s done +He’s a little cat with a heart of gold +When he posts online, left in the cold +But then he moves onchain, he feels the love +Remixed by all the boys and girls +He gets paid for the joy that he brings the world +If you’ve ever gone viral, you know +The platforms are entitled to everything +They sell their ads and gather eyeballs +You do the work but you’re left with nothing +That’s why we say +Let’s go onchain +With Mr. Miggles +M I G G L E S +Pay creators more not less" +I build up faith,"I build up dust +I’m not afraid of what may come +I’m just the same as I ever was +As I ever was" +"Pakistan, Pakistan","Seems everybody hates you +When the flood comes +It takes your land +The flood comes to break you +‘Cause if you’re any other country +Foreign aid would be pouring in +But only $16.36 so far +For each of your men +Each of your women +Oh and all the children +Well some says it’s donor fatigue +Some say it’s your government +Some say it’s the recession +Some say it’s ‘cause you’re Muslim +Some folks claim it’s the way it’s framed +In the media +Though it’s $16.36, we can do better +I was struck by this article +And I was ready to give +But there was no link for me to click on +Not sure why that is +Where’s the number I can text to? +Which charity is best?. +What’s the most effective use of my dollars? +When I Google it, I get confused +‘Cause there’s just too many options +I want to be sure I’m really helping +Because Pakistan, Pakistan +I know that I don’t hate you +And I want to give you all I can +So you can recreate you +I wanna know where to give +So it can really reach you +Oh Pakistan, Pakistan +Pakistan, Pakistan +Pakistan +Pakistan" +But I can't get away from myself no,"matter how hard I try Wherever +I go There +I am There +I am at least until the day that +I die until the day that I die +I can't get away from myself it's an +activity that I do I run and I +run and I run away but still I'm +just me Oo +oo But +still I'm +just me Ooh +ooh well I can't get away from myself +I don't even know who I think that +I I am and yet I sit here +and sing every day Just +like a big baked ham I can't get +away from myself Myself +can't get away from me I thought I +could one day but then I looked and +I was still following free Ooh +I was still following free I can't get +away from myself I don't know how else +to put in Every +single time I try I try my foot +is a foot in I had a really +hard time finding a rhyme for the phrase +put in Doing +this in real time I don't know I +wonder if that's kind of stupid I wonder +if that's kind of stupid" +Oh what have you done Oh,"what did you think Screwed +it up sued it all up again I'm +not against making money for your song but +this kind of commercialism Airport +Wrong places Tears +running Tears +running about Seattle +airport again I didn't have what he had +sun in Seattle +airport Single +thousand A +storm in the airport and I don't think +that Turkey +Bane would have liked if we were alive +no no sa" +"Look around, it's a mighty day with the","sun behind the clouds And +we'll go to the airport so you're gonna +get around Get, +get, get around, you're gonna go where you +gotta go Down, +take a talk and don't stop and fly +into the sky Sing +a song with the birds along and you +don't even ever ask why Going +where you're gonna go, where you need it +most, you know, today Don't +you think too much, don't you do too +much, just let it all go And +if you want you can take your phone +and you can go into the woods Where +the raccoons and the porcupines live and the +kangaroos are likely to give you a gift +It's upon a time you had all of +mine, I had all of yours We +sat so still, we had time to kill +and we went for it alone Yeah, +we went for it together and we went +for it apart Thank +you for watching!" +a wizard came by and he waved his wand,"and they flew away, they all flew away +200 monkeys swinging in the tree +a monster came by and said “fee fi fee fo fum” +and they swung away, they all swung away +200 songs on the internet, people listen to them say that +“be my little pets” +and they all got watched, and listened to, and watched +“the moral… well, there’s no moral.”" +Nuclear bomb Or,"a nuclear bomb Is +it gonna be is it gonna be an +attack on our electrical grid On +our electrical grid On +our electrical I don't know I don't know +I don't know I don't know What's +gonna break the status quo What's +gonna break the status quo What's +gonna break the status quo Will +we know Will +we know when it happens Will +we know I don't know" +I'm swimming in the ocean again Ocean,"of love Here +I am I'm +swimming in the ocean of love Swimming +again Here +I am all the little seagulls say TRA +la la la la la and all the +seagulls say TRA +la I am swimming in the ocean again +the ocean of love I'm +swimming in the ocean again oh TRA +la la la la la man of war +on the beach sun is beating down and +we're going into the water I hope I +don't drown Because +I'm swimming in the again Swimming +in the ocean again oh I'm +swimming in the ocean again TRA +la la la la la I see a +shark fin out in the water I hope +it don't bite me I see a shark +fin out in the water that is pretty +frightening Because +I'm swimming in the ocean again Swimming +in the ocean again oh I'm +swimming in the ocean again TR" +I’m not the woman that you thought I was,"I’m gonna cut back all the clap trap +Take some time off +And dance on your grave +If you make a move +I will tear your little head off +I really mean it +Whatever just make the deal +little a murky on the details +Little sister +You’re under arrest +They found a body on Mountainview +Was wearing overalls, but they never caught +Up with you +Did they my friend?" +Slowly oh so slowly I eat this raspberry,"But the pace within my mind is so +fast it's scary I want, yes, I want +just to gobble up the whole thing But +I'm a baby turtle so I'm +still learning The +things I'd +like to do the world i'd like to +see As +soon as I am old enough I will +eat all the raspberries I'll +go, yes I'll +go to where the raspberries are And +to get there so much faster I'll +invent a turtle car Raspberries +oh Raspberries +I'm gonna eat them all Gonna +eat a bushel gonna eat a peck Gonna +eat them all till there's nothing left Gonna +stuff my face till I've +had my fill And +then will build a wall Around +my raspberries" +"Oh my god, my phone looks different","Don't worry it's just iOS 7 +But they changed too much, they went too far +I know change is scary and change is hard +But it looks kinda dumb, please explain this +In a week or two your mind might change it's +Just the shock of something new and weird +Like when your dad suddenly shaves his beard +Let's just go through the basics now +It's easy to use and I'll show you how +Swipe up from the bottom on any screen +That's control center, it's pretty neat +Turn air plane mode on and off +wifi blue tooth but that's not all +screen brightness and a flashlight too +calculator, timer , i guess whoo hop! +ios7 +start a riot +ios7 +or just try it +ios7 +it's too different +ios7 +give it a minute +the camera app has changed a lot +look at all these options you've got +you can put filters on the photos right there +it's new and different but don't be scared +looking at your photos looks different too +it collects them and groups them in a way that's new +tap on the year and all your photos appear +it collects them by place there's nothing to fear +ios7 +start a riot +ios7 +or just try it +ios7 +it's too different +ios7 +give it a minute +now in safari there's just one bar +for website or the search term you're looking for +and when you use tabs they look like this +to get ride of a tab just swipe and plif! +of course all the icons are the biggest change +some folks love some positively hate +if you find yourself shaking with rage +just take a deep breath and say" +Instead of taking a nap Taking,"a walk instead Spent +all night tossing turning in my bed don't +know where I'm +gonna take it don't know where I'm +going to go don't know where I'm +going to make it but I know I +know I know I know well I 42 +years old and not a day younger Spent +the whole night tossing feeling like I'm +about to go under don't know where I'm +gonna take it don't know where I'm +gonna go don't know where I'm +gonna make it but I know I know +I know I Every +day they promise lightning every day they promise +rain I don't believe leave them anymore there's +no thunder left in this place I don't +know where I'm +gonna take it don't know where I'm +gonna go don't know to swear I'm +gonn but I know yes I know yes +I know now" +Google made me eat a cronut,"I swear I had no choice +They put a cronut in my mouth +And google glass upon my face +And then it was like that episode +From Star Trek TNG +Where everyone's under mind control +Except for Wil Whe-ton +Google made me eat a Cronut +They had a cronut eating day +I wasn't invited +But I went anyway +And they made me eat this cronut +And then I stumbled home-a +I fell into my bed +into a cronut coma +Google made me eat a cronut +They made me eat... +Now I'm having cronut dreams +Croissants and donuts on different teams +Battling it out on the front lines +And when it's done they'll be combined +Google made me eat a cronut +They made me eat..." +The sun is sinking low,"The stars say hello +And everyone you know +Is safe and warm +The silence is the sound +The moon is shining down +You think to the town +Where you were born +Your thoughts they say goodbye +You’re left with breath, soft as a sigh +And it’s time +To go to sleep +You are perfect +You are enough +Not too little +And not too much +Just right +And it’s time" +Not too late to redeem yourself it's not,"too late to redeem it's not too late +to reclaim yourself Reclaim +your dream it's not too late to denounce +yourself it's not too late to denounce it's +not too late to jump yourself Jump +wiggle jump and bounce yourself right out the +door Right +out the door where you belong it's not +too late to extreme yourself it's not too +late Too +extreme Build +another platform Jump +another bridge and dream of the number four +it's not too late to glass yourself it's +not too late to glass kicking the ass +from the future to the past it's not +too late to Class +oh oh oh it's not too late to +drill yourself it's not too late to drill +it's not too late to fill the hole +you dug not too late to hug yourself +and hug everybody else not too late not +too late late late what does that mean +Dream dream dream" +Take a little piece of action,"And you put it in your heart +Get your satisfaction +As you tear your mind apart +Underneath the covers +When the lights are all off +The sounds of the city +Go up in flames like a Molotov +She was brooding on the front stoop +In a wedding dress +He walked by and caught her eye +But the color of the sky made him distressed +Petals fell around her +She pulled them to her skin +He was looking across the street +And she was busy looking at him +There was a sound like thunder +And my ears perked up +I looked in wonder +But the sounds of the city did interrupt +Losing my balance +I fell into the street +passing dog walker +Stared and made the scene complete +But I wouldn't trade it +This every single day +Good luck leads to bad luck +And bad look leads to good again +The mood is all around here +Expectant and uptight +Somethings coming and everybody knows it +Everybody clutches their flashlight +Summer is a feeling +That you can't escape +It'll wrap it's warm hands +Around your neck and you'll drift away +Spinning on the sidewalk +The drumming of the cars +Boom ba boom. Boom ba boom. +The sound pounds you no matter where you are +Try to understand it +Try to let it go +Try to make it something +sense that you get from way below +Try to put it in a drawer +And forget that's where it lives +Summer is a feeling +That takes way more than it gives" +I ate a baby,"for 10 eth +why did my own +grandmother rug me? +I'm selling +a REAL baby +on opensea + for 5 ETH. +All I want +Is to be free +Of this wage +Slavery +I will not +Write songs +Free of charge +Out on my lawn +The bull is back +It’s all good man +I’m on the + Web3 music grind +To become +capitalist +Own the means +Earn interest +We have to keep on grinding +until we fly away +the lights on stage are blinding +all we can do is pray +discovering and finding +new lovely things each day +around us life’s unwinding +and there’s nothing left to say" +M What’s a word I’ve never said before?,"Never thought it in my brain +I always thought I’d have something more +Sometimes it feels like it’s just the same +I can’t find my inspiration +Every little thought I thought I had it figured out +Once or twice maybe +Til I realized that I don’t know anything about +Anything baby +I go looking out the door +Reading books like no tomorrow +Don’t got time for that anymore +So I beg steal and borrow +Gotta go cook din dinner din +Don’t have time to strum my use +Don’t know what kind of trouble I’m in +Till it’s too late to rebuke" +I look above my head,"Where there once were trees +There's buildings instead +I look down at my feet +Where there once was grass +Now it's concrete +We make our choices +We pick our poison +And the grass is always greener in my memory +New York homunculus +City driving subway and bus +On all these busy streets +Brooklyn sidewalks filled +With all kinds of people to meet +And they smile +But all the while +The grass is always greener in my memory +I can find my way +Like a beating heart +I can always play +Every single part +I can dance around +In the rat race maze +I can touch the ground +With my heart ablaze +Someday I will return +To where the fire files +And the fires burn +For now my city heart +Beats ever faster +And miles apart +From the crickets +And silent listen +And the grass is always greener in my memory" +she's taking her first steps,"the things we do that we take for granted +become miracles with her +everything that she is now +is all that we all once were +she's taking her first steps +i hold my breath with each foot falling +as she concentrates +you can hear her mind a whirring +see the joy that's in her face +she's taking her first steps" +This is where I want to go,"Where the world makes sense +And the water flows +Down beneath the smiling hills +Where it’s safe and warm +The only thing +That I know for sure +Is that I don’t know nothing at all +This is where I want to go +You can’t get lost +There’s nothing to know +Push the rock back up the hill +And then you’ll do it again +Wherever you go +There you are +It’s the only thing I know for sure +This is where I want to go +Space is time +And time is slow +Einstein knew and Mario does +The photon doesn’t care" +Trampoline you know what I mean Gonna,"cause a scene while the grass still green +trampoline got months 18 I'm +never mean on Halloween +Got a trampoline got a trampoline Trampol +trampoline Always +on time it's yours and mine Jump +over the line or trampoline never unkind I +can read the sign on the hall of +wine so trampoline Got +a trampoline Got +a trampoline got a trampoline Got +a trampoline Got +a trampoline Trampoline +Gotta tramp a lie gotta trampoline" +Too much,"Ooh such +big pile +Of stuff +Gun shy +So dry +Don’t ask +Me Why +Moon dark +Dog bark +Folding +My star +Into pieces +Leave this +Planet +For the peach pit +Of the mystery +Where no history +Unfolds or +Gets hip to me +Turn off +Enough +big pile +Of stuff" +Their name is Tenaya Taylor,"Tenaya is my neighbor +The founder of NAG +They make sick raps +NAG is short for +Non profit accountability group +It’s a great org and acronym +So Tenaya this ones for you +Whether your rapping on your porch +Or appearing on TMZ +You always work hard +For the community +And if no one’s told you lately +Thanks for all you do +Well I’ll just say +Hey we appreciate you +Yeah!" +So I’ll sing one that’s not very long,"And I’ll make up words like doobadeebobabooo +Plus I got some friends in here from out of town +And Ivory’s leaving tomorrow until Thursday +So I’d like to spend time with them +And I’m just gonna make some words like doobadeebobaboo +And I’m gonna sing a really long outro +Really long outro +The end" +Something in my stomach is starting to growl,"I'm not feeling too good now +My bones are shaking and my muscles feel fierce +Straight through through my brain +I've been pierced +I said +I +I'm winning +My stomach is hurting and my legs are a mess +Put me to bed oh +God bless +Yeah +I gotta sit here and wr my song +I hope it doesn't take me very long" +Why am I here,"What is my purpose +When did I +Start losing my hair +Who am I +I want to be loved +I’m not here +I am here" +I had my way with you,"Now I'm gonna stay with you +I just wanna play with you tonight +Now you got've got to deal with me +And you've got to be real with me +And you're gonna feel with me all night +All night +All right +Feel the feels and get excite +I might +Rewrite +History to be less black and white +You know we'll never make it through +If you only fake it through +But I know you'll take me through all night +I went down the well +You came down a spell +And we broke the shell all night" +My name is Eóin Fay,"I'm from Sudbury +I'm a grammar Nazi +And I’m afraid of zombies +I'm a nerd +I'm addicted to sushi +I love beer and have lots of tattoos +And I'm Irish and proud of it +I'm an ass man +Not a boob man +I'm afraid of: earwigs! +My name is Eóin Fay +My name is Eóin Fay +My name is Eóin Fay +I’m calling, calling, calling you, yeah" +Every single day someone asks me You’ve,"been writing a song day so long Why +don’t you have a bigger Audience +watching you everyday as it goes on and +on and on and on What +can I say to that? If +I knew the answer you wouldn’t have to +ask Maybe +I’m not good enough Or +maybe I’m +talking out of my ass On +and on and on and on and on +But I won’t stop Large +audience or no I’ll +always be here As +people come and go And +on and on and on and on and +on Every +day someone says Oh +man you’ve been doing this you deserve more +views And +I’m like ok I guess so Please +give me something I can use On +and on and on and on Tell +me something I don’t know Something +that I don’t already feel All +I know is the songs I write They’re +how I know I’m +real And +on and on and on and on and +on" +Ready set go We,"have learned so much we didn't even pay +Adult Day +Your turn Papa +Link Link +Helikes to go around and shoot arrows and +throw the bombs Link +Link he likes to go around he doesn't +have a papa or a moms He's +Link he's Linky +Link Link +He's Link +Okay Jupy +play a guitar solo now Cake +Mom Papa +Yoga Isthere +any way to pause Pause +Can't pause the song We're +in the middle of a song Well +how much time How +much time are we gonna lose Three +times This +is the second time Okay +Link he's in love with Zelda +O Link +he's in love with Zelda +O L +He's in love with Elder +he loves that Zelda +so much he wants to give her a +kiss he wants to give her a great +big hug Hug +hug hug he wants to marry Zelda +someday Take +it away Jupy +on the guitar But +he opened a portal He +what He +opened a portal Oh +he went in a portal So +you're doing power Link +went into the portal and wound up down +on the surface And +then he saw some Moblins +And he hit them with his sword He +went swipe swipe swipe to the left Swipe +swipe swipe swipe to the right Swipe +swipe swipe swipe up and down Swipe +swipe swipe swipe all around Gotta +kill those Moblins +Gotta kill those Moblins +Gotta kill those Moblins +Cause that is your job Take +it away Jupiter +And that's the end of our song Yeah +Nice work everyone" +Sun goes where the universe is one flying,"through the sky on this run through space +and beyond this going where nobody knows before +following the window open door can we ever +love me to disagree I have my thoughts +in you and yours in me busting down +the walls all the time making all the +worlds have to rhyme calling all the shots +and all the deals having all the thoughts +and all the feel o dream about something +that I never seen you had nightmare play +with no one was obscene I can't find +my face I can't find my knees I +can't find my earlobes I can't find my +bed I can't find my I can't find +my nose I follow my nose I go +where it goes I follow my feet I +go where they take me where they take +me where they take me they take me +they take me they they take me they +take me o they take me o they +take me o they take me ooh they +take me ooh they take me ooh they +take me o they take me they take +me they take me be" +And you go outside,"And it's raining hard +And it's getting colder +You shrug your shoulders and say +Is this my life +I getting there? +Will the path I'm taking +Leave no mistaking for a choice +And you rub your eyes +And you quiet down +And the warm embraces +Put you through paces you don't expect +And you open up +And you close it down +The body moving +Is all consuming it's full of things +That sparkle and glow +That green and grow +strange door opens +Just as every other door's closed +And you go outside +It's raining hard +It's getting colder +You shrug your shoulders cuz it's ok" +Stronger than carbon fiber,"More deadly than a red viper +Bigger than the deepest ocean +So hot nothing stays frozen +Happier than a drunk vampire +More crackling than a log in the fire +Sturdier than a brick building +Yummier than ice cream filling +You are always there for me +And I am always there for you +Cuz that’s the nature of our business +We go outside and play for recess +Put on my suit and my best dress +That’s the nature of our business" +Bye Bye,"Paul Ry +An +You got high +on your own +Supply +An +The writing on the wall in blood +Is telling you it’s time to cut loose +The picture of Ayn Rand you masturbate to +Has fed you poison so the only choice now +Bye Bye +Paul Ry +An +We know why +You’ll stop try +an" +I'm counting them bricks in the wall I,"want to go to the inaugural ball I +want a job Asleep +stay the same color leaf All +I don't want to do is fall Turning +into a bitter old man I live foreign +but but not am I documents lost I'm +lines never crossed I'm +superstitious and I'm +planned I'm +a cold chilly wintry blow I'm +a sex innuendo I'm +mystery me I'm +using my feet I'm +rinsing off my big toes I'm +counting each and every stair and living in +a gray hair I'm +holding no grudges I'm +waring off smudges and pudges Extraordinary +extraordinaire I'm +planting the seeds that I need the ones +I don't plant I succeed I got three +blind mice that started off nice but now +give me advice I don't he I'm +a habit the world can't break I'm +a dog with a leg that can't shake +I'm empty and full I'm +chemical I'm +boy just for boys sake I'm +empty and full I am who can call +I am boy just for boys sake" +You want to win You,"are determined You'll +do what it takes To +come out on top You +train and train Through +fire and rain You +are a machine And +nothing can stop you You're +a legendary master of this game Every +serious competitor knows your name You've +dispensed with Bowser, +Zeingif and Abobo +You've beat every single Zelda, +Metroid and Mario, +oh You +don't settle for second best You +beat your chest like donkey kong so, You're +the king of go for pro, yo, you're +the king of go for pro" +baby's first car ride,"baby's first time outside +first time at home +outside of the womb +first time in a rocking chair +first bath time, wet hair +everything's a first +when you're a baby boy +a new born baby boy +just wants to eat and sleep +wants to rock back and forth all day long +a new born baby boy +makes me want to dance +makes me want to sing every song +baby's first time upstairs +baby's first elevator +baby's first revolving door +first sidewalk and street +baby's first time on our couch +first time in a sleeping pouch +everything is new +from head down to your feet +when you're a baby boy +a new born baby boy +just wants to eat and sleep +wants to rock back and forth all day long +a new born baby boy +makes me want to dance +makes me want to sing every song +baby's first outfit +baby's first real shit +baby's first time in co sleeper +right near his mom +baby's first Skype call +baby's first walk down the hall +first time he looks at you +you think you're gonna die +a new born baby boy" +Love story and you don't got to tell,"me everything you worry even when a second +but nobody wants to want you ended how +many more people got a dip you stupid +clothes S +A R +S down you don't ever think to yourself +Just want to see something looks so much +like me but how can you know How +can you know" +Upon which all drama’s based on,"Incest and violence, yeah, that’s how it goes +Look at the Bible! +Look at Shakespeare! +You’ll find the human condition gloriously hideous +Just like the Jerry Springer show +Hideous because there is ugliness in all of us +And it’s scary to confront that sometimes +Glorious because, well, we’re all in this together +And for each ounce of ugliness there is goodness multiplied +I wanna see more kissing cousins +More violent hillbillies +More hard luck prostitutes +And the guys that sleep with their girlfriend’s moms +If most TV is ego, Jerry Springer’s the id +The ultimate expression of all that’s deep down +So I say: Jerry Springer +Oh yeah +Jerry Springer, oh yeah x3" +Around my neck,"Choking choking +Under my feet under my feet +Slipping slipping +Fearing to let go +Fearing to hold on +Death in every angle +Death in every instance +The way up it's the way up it's the way down +The way forward it's the way forward it's the way back +Surrender into the eternal +Surrender to the eternal +Now +Returning where +I never never left +Here for the first time +Here for the last time +Eternally eternally present +Disappear disappearing and appearing in the silent dance of the full moon +You may not be remembered but cannot be replaced" +Solo,"And not a moment to myself +And this Mac is slow +This old Mac Pro +Solo +my wife has been gone +In chicago +Since Tuesday morn +Not a moment to myself +Not one to spare +The tv in the other room +All is laid bare +Solo +It’s only been 5 days +Shes coming back tomorrow +And i want to see her face +Solo +Not a moment I get alone +building legos +And staring at our phones +Solo +Every night and every day +I barely have the time +To write this song or play +R" +Shake the tree till something falls out,"Take your medicine lay on the ground +The animals can sense your doubt +So wrap it up tight don’t let it out +Form complete +Sentences in your head +Before you say +The word of the day +Hollow branch will break in your hand +You’ll cut your ribs before you land +The scar will last until your a man +Then dissipate as only skin cells can +Form complete +Sentences in your head +Before you say +The word of the day +Hear the sound your own heart makes +When it’s ripped apart and breaks +They’re putting people down for their hot takes +So be good for goodness sakes" +Every day is a new day,"In Gary Gensler’s SEC +The regulatory equivalent of George Santos +With an Etch A Sketch instead of policy +If I sell you a Pokemon Card +Is that a security? No, my friend +SELL u Pokemon Card on the blockchain +Is that a security? It depends. +First they ignore you +Then they laugh at you +Then they fight you +Then you win +There are lots of projects that put a white paper out +Collect a bunch of money and then that’s that +Why won’t the SEC go after those people +Instead of wasting time killing Stoner Cats +If you have ideas for Hester PURSE +Please bring them along to her +So she can do more than just write dissents +Or she’ll go become a beekeeper +Crypto folks were the very first ones +To step in and help Ukraine +When they tweeted out for donations +It was 40 million dollars in just three days +Jim Hines was a rhode scholar and he can’t understand +single word that most of us say +Democrats need to hear about those simple killer apps +Before they’ll send any good vibes our way +Regulatory clarity +Will come from the courts +But legislative intervention +Would be nice to get that first +There’s a difference between having a rule +And operationalizing it +Senator Lummis says +That NFTs are gonna be big" +Are you happy with the churn and the,"burn and you put it away You +gotta put it all around the things I +create I don’t want to be part of +your empire I just want to go away +To where the things I make Will +crumble and fade with dignity SourceFed +and you’re dead and your soul has been +condemned You +distract everyone and your running circles around them +I don’t want to be part of your +network I just want to do my thing +I just want to write and sing So +what I have to bring can always be" +He invented ethereum when he was just a,"kid And +that's not even the coolest thing that Vitalik +Buterin did Nathan +Schneider has written one book about God +He wrote another book about Occupy +and one about co ops Sybil +resistant gas efficient Dow +protocol That's +what Julia +Rosenberg has been building y'all certain institutions in +this space that we all stand One +of those is my crypto by Taylor +Monahey oh oh oh oh GM +GMGM what the hell are we doing here +if it ain't coordination Come +on my solar punks let's raise a little +help these old markets aren't gonna radicalize them +MLS he's filling my hand he's brought many +old and new ideas into the mainstream Glen +Weil is a radical dude with a big +imagination 563 BCE +is when Buddha +was born Hello +Buddha Blockchain +says Vince +Fakuri horn beyond the sea of liquidity Grab +your sword and shield Follow +Loeva for fixed and variable yield Mr +David Hoffman +would like you to see that crypto not +to make you rich but crypto to set +you free Vivac +Sing is asking and wants to know right +now how we can build a better web +for people that we care about GM +gm GM +what the hell are we doing here if +it ain't coordination Come +on not so the puns Let's +raise a little help these old markets I'm +gonna radicalize themselves She +is playfully building for serious change Lauren +Lose welcomes you to the give economy Tamara +asks us to imag a different way to +live where economics not zero sum but collaborative +tokenomics and governance are so very complicate James +Waugh and Fire +Eyes have really led the way Kevin's +got a dream in his heart that when +incentives align he can turn degens to regens +one ape at a time Jessica +is a resell and she plays the drums +She wants to free all life by engineering +tokens Here +comes the chorus 1 2 3 4 oh +oh oh oh GM +GM GM +what the hell are we doing here if +it ain't coordination Come +on you solar punks raise a little help +these old markets aren't gonna radicalize themselves and +l I'm +still in the presence of engines of creation +That's a line of a poem by Toby +Shoren Coordinate +to yearn He's +Johnny Appleseed +dicks spreading coordination around its tracheopteryx Griff +Green was around for the explosion of the +Dow and that led right to giveth which +is what he's doing now Oren +Macmillan is a Biddler +who really knows how to build He's +the vegan basketball powerhouse of the Gnosis +Guild Pixel +artist dungeon master and she totally rules Abby's +busy building decentralized collaboration tool uh oh oh +oh gm gm what the hell are we +doing here if it ain't coordination Come +on my solar punks have raised a little +help these old markets I'm +gonna radicalize them say eh On +the 4th of May +he joined Bankless +Dao seven days later Frog +Monkey quit his day Jo +all across the world to write in your +neighborhood Manu +Alzuru says you can be doing good Daniel +Schmachtenberger looks at institutional decay and at the +Consilience project Tries +to find another way since 2017 he's done +all that he could Kevin +awake screaming at the top of his lungs +Public good the digital minister up top Taiwan +promoting open and free and they'll teach you +all about it While +making bubble tea I always forget to tell +you oh oh oh oh gm gm gm +what the hell we doing here if it +ain't coordination Come +on my solar pumps let's raise a little +help these old markets aren't gonna radicalize themselves +and else a writer artisan gardener working on +strategy at Gnosis +which I use all day her name is +Key Engineering +R and It's +systems through and through Michael +Zargham at Block +Science he's a systems wizard dude He +does a lot of work Work +with Moloch +Composability Isaac +Patka is a hero for helping Dada +save all their NFTs +Joshua Tan +leads the way over at Metagov +Standards for Digital +Self governance is a topic that he loves +Helping grow the ecosystem of Aragon +Oh bring up the chorus Oh +you did already Yes +Helping grow the ecosystem of Aragon +Coordinator and weekend Ape +it's Ivan +Fartuna Everybody +sing the chorus if you know it Oh +oh oh oh gm gm what the hell +are we doing here if it ain't coordination +Come on Do +solar pumps raise a little help These +old markets aren't gonna radicalize themselves no these +old markets aren't gonna radicalize themselves Ooh +these old markets aren't gonna radicalize themselves And +that's the end of shelling Put +Thank you everybody so much for coming You +are a wonderful audience We +appreciate you Kevin +has one more thing to say" +spiders love to bite me,"insects all invite me +to their bloodsucking party +i'm just food for them +insects feast on my blood +spiders all cry my love +sipping on my inner thigh +i'm food for their yong" +His name was Wren,"He fell in love with a flock of +penguins But +he was polyamorous He +believed it could work But +the penguins were monogamous So +he left feeling like a big jerk Oh, +Wren Polyamorous +polar bear Oh, +Wren Polyamorous +polar bear He +sought refuge in his iceberg home But +the ice was melting and so he set +out alone Wandering +the tundra, searching for love Cursing +the ground that he walked upon And +resenting the sun above Oh, +Wren Polyamorous +polar bear Oh, +Wren Polyamorous +polar bear Two +years of walking He +arrived in New +York He +got a flat I Brooklyn +The fish market was his work One +day while catching the subway He +was in a big hurry He +bumped into a girl that was dressed as +a polar bear furry She +introduced him to her friends Oh, +Wren You +finally found a new home Yeah, +Wren The +polyamorous powar bear Oh +yeah" +Where summer vacation never ends,"Epuls.pl +Where it’s just you and your friends +Parent: No! +Teachers: No! +No one’s there to tell you what to do +Epuls.pl belongs to you +Epuls, Epuls.pl x4 +Epuls.pl +Battle and form clubs +Epuls.pl +You might even find love +Parent: No! +Teachers: No! +No demerits to incur +And then grade your teachers at spokobelfer.pl +Epuls, epuls.pl x8" +Jupiter’s playing Mario Maker,"He’s playing it every day +He’s learning how to run and jump +And it makes me so happy +Jupiter’s playing Mario Maker +He can beat some levels now +He likes to make levels too +He really really knows how +Jupiter is playing Mario +It’s what I always wanted +Forest to the desert sand +And houses that are haunted +Jupiter is playing Mario +He’s having so much fun +Now I am the parent who +HAs to tell him when he’s done +Jupiter’s playing Mario Maker +His sister likes to watch him +Some day she’ll be playing too +Together they’ll go bopping +All those goomabs on their heads +Kicking those crazy turltes +1 2 3 64 odyssey and world" +How did you get here When,"did you arrive The +conclusion that is just a wild ride It's +just a wild ride Nobody +else is on good side you can take +it you can leave it but no matter +what you do it's a wild alright many +times only to find that you have miscounted +and you had to start over why do +you torture yourself with thoughts what might be +d Think +about the future shine think about what you +see yes it's just a wild ride You +arrive exactly where you arrive you can say +anything to yourself when will you forgive yourself +for all your transgressions How +can you live knowing that you will die +your days will die and how many in +the dark only to find you get distracted +and you forget which play the passage but +it's just a wild ride till you arrive +precisely where you arrive no matter where what +you say no matter what you do it's +just a wild ride" +Nothing in my life,"Works just right +Everything’s a little bit broken +I try to patch it up +But it's never enough +When I put out the fire +They're still smoking +Miracles used to happen every day +Now we're stuck with cable news +All the talking heads +Make me wish I were dead +I wanna ride with Athena and Zeus +On the airplane to tomorrow +Got my ticket, I'm ready to go +On one side is the dim of the night +On the other the bright of the daytime +You'll have to confer +Which you prefer +Or else you're some kind of traitor +Men with long hair do nothing but scare me +Like the lioness protecting her young +Dressed up nice +At the den mother's advice +And heading out towards the setting sun +On the airplane to tomorrow +Got my ticket, I'm ready to go +On the airplane to tomorrow +We're gonna go where they can't follow +Where the dreams are heavy and the heads aren't hollow +Gonna go where it's all o all o k +On the airplane to tomorrow +We're gonna go where they can't follow +Where the dreams are heavy and the heads aren't hollow +Gonna go where it's all o all o k +On the airplane to tomorrow +We're gonna go where they can't follow +Where the dreams are heavy and the heads aren't hollow +Gonna go where it's all o all o k +On the airplane to tomorrow +We're gonna go where they can't follow +Where the dreams are heavy and the heads aren't hollow +Gonna go where it's all o all o k +On the airplane to tomorrow +We're gonna go where they can't follow +Where the dreams are heavy and the heads aren't hollow +Gonna go where it's all o all o k +On the airplane to tomorrow +On the airplane to tomorrow" +i'm weak,"i can barely walk +i'm weak +can barely sing or talk +at least i can hold down my food +i'm weak +it's like i'm 100 years old +i'm weak +and my hands and feet are cold +but at least i can hold down my food +when you're weak you appreciate +what it means to be strong +when you're healthy you never think +about what it's like to be sick +but when you are ill +there's no other song +but the healthy tune that's in your head +that's going tick tick tick +i'm weak +i'm practically delerious +i'm weak +come on man i'm serious +at least i can hold down my food +i'm weak +but i'm getting better +i'm weak +put on that holiday sweater +cause at least i can hold down my foodsa" +I don’t know what you,"Have heard about me +But I think that you +Should probably +Come see for yourself for once in your life +I’ll wait on the top of this telephone line +When you climb up here +And perch next to me +I’ll say, “Well my dear +Watch those falling leaves +And we’ll fly off together into another life +Far away from this old telephone line +When my number’s up +You will take me down +Bring the things I love +Put me in the ground +And I’ll know that I lived my very best life +With you and this old telephone line" +I’m the same,"If you meet me on the street +If I’m standing in the shower +If you see me on TV +I’m the same +If we’re sharing a meal +If you see me on YouTube +This is me I’m real +And there’s no difference +Between you and me +big explosion +Created everything +Time is an illusion +We had to invent +Because our brains are too small +To comprehend +I’m the same +Standing in line +At the starbucks on broadway +That’s me and I’m +The same +In the middle of times square +Or in a field of daffodils +I’m the same everywhere the" +It’s kinda like when your favorite small time band,"Gets really popular +It’s like, good going, good good going +I’m happy for you for sure +But there’s a part of me that’s real sad inside +Like what made you special to me has died +And there’s nothing that a big multinational +Corporation won’t junk up +Visa, you fucking assholes +Why’d you have to go and pick that punk up +In my bones I do believe punks are a work of art +But the company of charging fees +Absurd interest rates oh jeez +That goddamn breaks my heart +And if I sound like a hipster douche +You what that’s really fine +I’d rather be a hipster douche +Thank lick the boots of corporate swine +Oh yes welcome our corporate overlords +We’re so happy you are here +As long as you pump our fucking bags +We’ll goose step and cheer plolkkl" +Come live in my startup castle,"It’s a one room dusty shack +As far away from silicon valley +As anyone can get +But we’ve got the internet +And an outhouse in the back +Anyone is welcome +Rich or poor +Skinny muscly or fat +Degenerates and losers +Successul entrepreneurs +Housewives and stay at home dads +Poets and prostesters +We don’t care what you wear +Or how much you exercise +Put on make up or leave it off +And we don’t care what you buy +Do you like to dance +When your favorite song comes on? +Do you look up at the stars in awe +And wonder if we’re alone? +How much TV you watch +Or how many drugs you do +What kind of psychological stuff +You might be going through +Even if you’re a pirate +compass buccaneer +Nobody gets turned away +You’d still be welcome here +Now here’s the part of the song +We say fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck +Were you once a baby +Innocent and new +Looking up out into the world +And it smiled back at you?" +I journeyed to the center of the earth,"At least I thought I did but maybe I was wrong +I hung out with the trolls that told me of their birth +Beginning of the galaxy through madness and with song +I was just a spectator +Around the mountain +I fell off the equator +Around the mountain +The beaten path is down and it is out +I walk it anyway, that’s what boots are for +The trees are talking to each other now +I don’t care what they say about me no more +The pyramids we built couldn’t hold the weight +10,000 years of history self conscious and awake +The dust from the explosions went into the sky +Back to where they came from, by and by" +Take this eraser,"Into the realm +Puff out your chest +And cast the spell +Knocks the wind out +Catch your breath +All of maslowes +needs are met +You gotta roll with the punches +They come in bunches +They are ripe bananas +Be wild and be manic +I am sick +i’ve got a cold +I’ve got my seat +It’s as good as gold +30k +feet in the sky +burst my ear drums +pop out my eyes +i heard the captain +turbulence +buckle your seat belt +hang on to your pants +soon we’re landing +your mind’s a swim +open the door +say hi to berlin" +It’s been over 10 years,"And I still miss Steve +These things are not the same +Without his turtle neck and jeans +I used to look forward to it +Now I just fall asleep +It’s been over 10 years +And I still miss Steve +I miss Steve I miss Steve +Where could he be where could he be +He knew how to let it breathe +I miss Steve +Things are not the same +I guess that’s ok +But I miss him on the stage +I know he was a jerk +To those who worked underneath +And his charisma +Made him hard to beat +All your favs +Are problematic +It’s been over 10 years +And I still miss Steve" +On the darkest coldest night,"Of the brightest warmest year +I am here by candle light +Listening, listening +On the border of all greatness +But the boundary’s limitless +I have the time in my possession +Ticking, ticking +Engulfed in my thoughts +Chasing all my steps +Find myself pondering +Wondering +With cold feet and hands +Try towards the unknown +Can’t find my way out +To closure +Time has come +Time has been +Time has flown away +Time will be +Time will go +Time will find a way +Without my conscience or sense +I fall unwillingly +I fall unwillingly +Deeper +Finding relief +While I am being myself +Opening doors +Slowly" +He’s very rich and he likes to win,"He’s the Donald Trump sex doll +Do whatever you want to him +He’s the Donald Trump sex doll +He would date his daughter +If he weren’t her father +He thinks that all Mexicans are rapists +He will defeat China +He’ll sucker punch Putin +He is the all time greatest +He put his name on everything +He’s the Donald Trump sex doll +His towers are yooge and not compensating +He’s the Donald Trump sex doll" +Sometimes it feels I find,"Like we’ve all lost our minds +Like there’s no ground to stand on anymore +You look at me I look at you +There’s no path to the truth +Everything is broken at the core +What will they say about us +The choices will be obvious +They’ll ask why didn’t anyone do anything +Assuming there’s any one to ask the questions at all +Sometimes I can’t believe +Any of it’s happening +I keep thinking I’ll wake up from a dream +And my dreams aren’t much better +In the jaws of an irish setter +Not so merrily floating down the stream +What will they say about us +The choices will be obvious +They’ll ask why didn’t anyone do anything +Assuming there’s any one to ask the questions at all +Sometimes the call of the wild +Makes me yearn for that country smile +Back into the woods, I’ll just fade away +Where all the wild things grow +And everything you know +You know because you’ve seen it go that way" +Last time it was Lieberman,"This time it’s manchin and sinema too +The democrats continue to suck +Tell me what else is new +They are the worst +Bunch of corporate dick sucking fucking assholes +And it hurts +To know we’ll never get what we need +My right wing cousin on facebook +Posts anti democrat memes oo ooo +She’s like oo those democrats sure do suck +I’m like tell me what else is new +R" +Our grandparents fought nazis,"Back in 1943 +I know they wouldn’t have wanted +Us to give up easily +So we’ve got to stick together +Put aside the shit +That they’re trying to use to divide us +We don’t have time for it +We’ve got to fight these +Fucking Nazis right now +They’re rearing up again +We’ve got to stomp them out +It’s hard to believe I know +But they’re in the white house now +And winter is coming +We were all so comfortable +But we won’t give an inch to them +This is not normal +We’ve got to fight these +Fucking Nazis right now +Fight them in the streets +When they threaten human beings +Fight them in the courts +When they threaten the constitution +Fight them in the government +We’ve got to rip them up +Fight them with your memes +Of justice and love +I refuse to raise my family +In a country that’s succumbed +To a squealing grabby pumpkin +Fascistic authoritarian +The press is not gonna save you +Open up your eyes +Congress has fallen +It’s time to organize +We’ve got to fight these +Fucking Nazis right now" +How many times have amateas died How,"many times we brought back to life Earthquakes +and automobiles One +ricochet the other has wheel I don't mean +to be cryptic Talking +about crypto home and in case you miss +it it's just the E +and flow it's the way it go Oh +yeah How +many times have an dead turn the whole +world upside on his Put +it in your pocket with a turning wheel +Tell me just how do you feel I +don't mean to say that you don't know +the way back from the brain That's +not what I think at all The +song isn't very good How +many times would any piece could put could +fit it in your pocket with a leather +with a butt Now +I'm just making up words that should tell +you how answers I think it is And +I would have done by the way" +How long does it take,"For me to do my song +What sounds can I make +Pluck a string and bang a gong +When I do my song +What words will I write +When I do my song +Will they be dark or bright +Will I go on too long +When I do my song +When I do my song I don't think too much +I just write what comes to mind +LIke getting punched in the gut +And and I never know what I'm gonna get +What melody is this +Right here in my song +Some kind of vocal chordal kiss +larynx fleshy bomb" +This Is,"The Song +I Write +When I Don't +Know What +To Write +This is the song I write when I +don't know what to write I reach in +and find that there's nothing I want to +say This +is the song I write when it's 10 +o'clock at night Look +into my mind and see nothing of any +kind No +original thoughts And +no big solutions No +crashing waves And +no revolutions This +is the song I write when I just +need to write anything You'll +say I'm +out of ideas but I know tomorrow comes +This is the song I write when I +just want to veg When +I haven't got a guitar cello sitar or +drums No +big insights No +dream filled balloons No +dancing demons No +creativity monsoons This +is the song I write This +is the song I write when I want +to be left alone When +I just want to watch Star +Trek and eat dessert in peace This +is the song I write when I sit +down to write a song And +I've just taken a shower so I'm +feeling pretty clean No +hard factual No +interpretations No +great progressions No +breakthrough frustrations This +is the song I write when I don't +know what to write You +may say I'm +out of ideas but I know tomorrow comes +This is the song I write when I've +got to write a song And +I don't care if it's brilliant or dumb +No fine granular No +socrates or plato No +perfect pixels No +shark tornado" +I’ve spent so many years taking care,"Of everyone else +I’ve spent too much time thinking about +What other fish think of me +They say it can’t be done +And I am I’m so foolish +But no matter what may come +I will be the first fish +The first fish +The first fish in space +Swimming among the stars +And I’ll look down upon the home I once knew +When I loved you +I will explore the galaxy +Drinking up the Milky Way +And discovering new life to be friends with this time +I need no alibi +I won’t be lonely when I got the stars +Singing my songs with me +I’ll learn to breath without oxygen +The universe will be the sea +They say my dreams are dumb +And my wishes are toothless +But no matter what may come +I will be the first fish" +The boss is gone,"He left us in charge +Oh no! +We don’t care +We just want to screw around +Oh yeah! +Toothless moms +And smart ass kids +And so we remain +The coolest game in town +Game Deals +Game Deals +Game Deals" +C’mon Rod,"Make him look you in the eye +C’mon Rod +Make him look you in the eye +He’d rather do it on twitter +Or just have you resign +C’mon Rod +Make him look you in the eye +Comon Adam and Michael +We all read the NYTimes +Are you sure you sifted through what is truth and lies +The truth was something +You didn’t clearly define +C’mon Rod +Make him look you in the eye +C’mon people +Into the streets let’s ride +This is one of those moments do or die +Will we try to save Mueller +Or just wave good bye +C’mon Rod +Make him look you in the eye" +He scammed millions out of their dough (oh,"yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah) Then +he goes on day time talk show (oh +yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah) Twitter +spaces and the NYTimes +(oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah) But +now he’s gonna pay for his crimes (oh +yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah) Cuz +they arrested, Sam +Bankman, Sam +Bankman Fried +That sonofabitch was running his mouth from his +penthouse fancy free But +they got em Oh +they got em Let’s +hope he pays He +tells those lies off the top of his +skull (oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah) He’s +scary pathological (oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah) +Under oath, he’ll testify (oh yeah, oh yeah, +oh yeah) And +he’ll be staring at Caroline +(oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah) He +set us back by so many years (oh +yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah) Then +cried those crocodile tears (oh yeah, oh yeah, +oh yeah) But +the SEC +didn’t call him out (oh yeah, oh yeah, +oh yeah) It +was crypto folks who brought him down" +Put my brain directly into the universe,"Watch me freak out in the sun +if you knew how much my body hurt +Tell me I'm the only one +I'm the only one +I'm the only one +I the only one that's real +Have a good laugh at my expense +Watch me go down to the run +if you knew how much I'm on the fence +Tell me I'm the only one +I'm the only one +I'm the only one +I'm the only one +I the only one that's real +Find me like a burning mouth of the dragon's eye +and I'll take another look at you before I die +if you leave me on the doorstep +I see that you just making fun +but when you tell me that +I don't get to be the only one +the only one +I'm the only one +I'm the only one +I'm the only one that's real +I the only one +I'm the only one +I'm the only one +I'm the only one if +I the only one that's real +I don't know close" +Everybody sing now,"Oh, it’s probably time +Oh, it’s probably time +Oh, it’s probably time +Oh, it’s probably time" +I’m so tired don’t want to do,"Anything but sleep next to you +Can’t stop rattling brain +From the multitudes I contain +Oh, I’m so tired right now +Oh, I’m so tired right now +I’m so tired can’t concentrate +Can’t spread my wings and fly away +May as well leave me behind +No matter where the canary flies" +If we can just make it to 2018,"Maybe we stand a chance to +Change what it all means +The ugly face the country +Finally revealed +So now we can get down +To making something real +Deep deep changes +Heavy duty introspection +The world rearranging +From every direction +If we can make it to +2018 +We have a real chance to +Put hearts up on the screen" +Shadow on the hill,"Make the horses go still +Go still +Go still +Go still +Go still +Isn't that right +Make the horses go still +Shadow on the plains +Make the horses lose the reins +Lose the reins +Lose the reins +Lose the reins +Lose the reins +Lose the reins +Lose the reins +Lose the rains +Shadow on the barns +Make the horses +Shadow on the barn +Make the horses" +As the court is noted as the SEC,"reiterates with its use of the term crypto +no Asset +security The +SEC is not referring to the crypto asset +itself as the security From +at least 2013 to the present defendants sold +over 146 billion units of a digital asset +security called XRP +in return for cash other consideration worth over +138 billion As +the court is noted as the SEC +reiterates with its use of the term crypto +asset security the SEC +is not referring to the crypto asset itself +as the security security From +at least 2013 to the present defendants sold +over 146 billion units of a digital asset +security called XRP +in return for cash or other consideration worth +over 138 billion" +That’s not yours,"You can’t have that +Nobody here will try and stop you +But maybe someone here will try and kill you +Hey, hey, hey, hey +Hollywood is just a dream away +Nobody here will try and stop you +Nobody here will let you go +I contradict myself +So I contradict myself +I contain multitudes +Walt Whitman said that +He said that, he said that +Hey, hey, hey, hey +That was Fat Albert’s way of saying hey +I can’t program my VCR +I don’t have a VCR +What’s something technical that I can do? +Nobody will try and stop you +Nobody will let you go +Nobody will try and stop you +Nobody will let you go +Put the cap back on +Put the lid back on +Hey, hey, hey, hey +Pandora’s Box +It’s open +Nobody cares" +Hella helicopter balls of fire come flaming,"Just another poor shooter in the annals of gaming +Tanks and planes and buildings and oh +You're the pilot of a copter you can barely control +You crash and then it says take off +And then you crash again and you don't want to take off +You're getting so frustrated you wanna break off +piece of this control and make a +Make shift weapon and + kill this stupid game for existing" +Trick a little gecko into telling you the,"news and the little gecko will run over +your shoes Everybody +fighting for one little piece of pie but +all that the gecko does is run and +hide a sip oh little gecko little gecko +wow oh little gecko little gecko wow oh +little gecko little gecko gecko wow Hug +a little gecko and take it for a +walk but all that the gecko does is +croak and talk One +or two or three or five four or +more on the wall ceiling and all over +the floor I said oh little gecko little +gecko wow oh little gecko little gecko wow +oh little gecko little gecko wow o Bring +a little gecko back to the main Watch +him struggle and watch him strain Never +was a gecko so thoroughly confused so this +little gecko runs all over your shoes I +said oh little gecko little gecko why Oh +little gecko little gecko Y +o O +little gecko little gecko Y +o o little gecko little gecko wow O +little gecko little gecko wow little gecko W +o w this week's animal themed song from +my animal themed album called animals at animals +Cool That's +animals about a gecko Hey +little gecko I met a little gecko when +I was in Hawaii +and I took a shining to him so +I decided to write a song for him +This song features my friend Mia +Pixley on vocals and cello She's +in a really awesome band called the debutante +hour So +you should go check them out because they're +awesome and also you can click here to +watch last week's songs Next +week I'll +be back with another anthem animal themed song +for my animal themed album called" +I’m going off my anxiety meds,"It’s time to try something new +And you can’t go off all at once +Cuz that will wreck you +So you go off just a little at a time +And it still leaves you in a haze +My head is foggy and my heart beats fast +There’s no escape +I don’t know what it is about New York +That makes me feel nostalgic +thousand little bubbles bloom in my gut +New York is so romantic +I’m going off my anxiety meds +To see what else might work +And I’m going to a conference +Here in New York +Not the best combination +I would not recommend +But I am looking forward to +Seeing some friends" +He looks like Lee Harvey Oswald,"He's married to a chipmunk who's got a loose tooth +and she looks kind of like John Wilkes Booth +nothing sadder than a bald porcupine +Who dresses up in nice clothes all the time +Goes to the theatre to watch the ballet +And get's assassinated +Up there in heaven he's covered in slime +But that's how it is there all of the time +He walks around naked but with a toupet +And no one calls him crazy +I've got a headache and it won't go away +I feel like Zach Morris at the end of the day +You've got a headache and you feel lousy +You're feeling kind of like kelly kapowski +nothing sadder than a bald porcupine +Who can't have nice things cuz he don't have the time +who's got two left feet and wants to be dancing +on the floor in the round +out in the world they call him Moonshine +He lives on a commune where they take out your mind +they remove all the parts that identify fancy +and leave you on the ground" +You turn away from the things that make you sad,"You turn off the light +And you try to make your way through the black +Nobody will blame you for the way you turn +But strike a match +And toss it into the night to watch it burn +It's hard, hard to see +Clearly +When the weight of everything that you want to be is heavy +So, so heavy +You can never know what you don't know you don't know +It's impossible +Until someone comes along who can show you +Make an angel deep deep in the snow +Grab a beaker +And mix up a potion to help you grow +It's hard, hard to see +Clearly +When the weight of everything that you want to be is heavy +So, so heavy" +Where you gonna find what you’re looking for,"In the sky +Underground +In your head +The waves of sound are ringin’ +After dark +The day is long +Sun rise +What’s the morning’s bringin’ +Could it be in the corner +Could it be in the grass +Could it be in the question +I’m afraid to ask +Could it be in the crosses +Could it be in the steel +Could it be in the space between +What’s fake and real +On the trail +Leading to +The solitary +Parts of you that will grow +Don’t walk +Too straight +You’ve got to +Calibrate it just so" +Everything is great,"Everything is fine +The feeling in your stomach +Don’t pay it any mind +We are gonna make it +Make it oh we will +Either with the sunshine +Or the blood that spills +Everything is great +Never better than right now +Life is kitten rainbow +And silver lining clouds +Never need to worry +Cuz it’ll all work out +Just ignore the trucks +On the edge of town +Just ignore the strong wind +And the fact that you +Can’t find what you’re looking for +At the supermarket food +In all the signals +There’s more than noise +But stay positive +For all the girls and boys +Everything is great +Everything is good +Houses made of brick +Houses made of wood +Just ignore the big bad +And the rising tide +Everything is great +Everything is fine r" +I’m 35 years old,"I’ve never done what I was told +That can be good +That can be bad +But it’s the only way I ever had +I’m sitting in my underwear +Waiting for something that isn’t there +It’s ok +I don’t judge +Something tries to move but doesn’t budge +I can’t help see what I lack +Something along the way I lost track +Bound to home +By crippling fear +And so what the fuck am I doing here" +What have you got to say for yourself,"What have you got to say +Can you get out of bed +Without any help +Today +Cause nobody is listening +To the heartbeat in your chest +The death you drop +On everything +As your fear is unimpressed +Give it a hand +And under near the covers +There’s a new dance +That you’ll discover +Deep in the bones +of the appalachian trail +chasing that white whale" +after nineteen hundred and sixteen days,"It’s time that me and this old guitar part ways +I’ve got nothing left to write about +Because I’ve written all the songs +From Pensacola to New Zealand +New York, LA and back again +Gotta find something else to do I guess +Because I’ve written all the songs +All the songs have been written +All the songs have been wrote +I guess I could write em all over again +Note for ever loving note +I’ve sang about every topic there is +From black holes to soda fizz +It’s time to put on my dancing shoes +Because I’ve written all the songs +I’ve used every last chord and strum +Some melodies smart some melodies dumb +Hey buddy can you spare a dime? +Because I’ve written all the songs +All the songs have been written +All the songs have been wrote +I guess I could write em all over again +Note for ever loving note +Seems like as good a place as any +nineteen hundred and sixteen is plenty +And anyway there’s nothing left to write +Because I’ve written all the songs +So I’d tip my hat if I owned a hat +I’m moving on just like an alley cat +Now it’s time to say goodbye +Because I’ve written all the songs" +Like a bull sees red,"I am unprepared +Lightning strikes my head +And my teeth are bared +You can have this one +Totally free +There’s no telling +What it’ll cost me +great sea change +Has been known to come +‘tween calm and rage +‘tween twilight and dawn +You can have this one +I hope it’s enough +There’s no telling +What I’ll have to give up +Will we learn +To let things go +The ant’s concern +Is rain and snow +You can have this one +It’s more than I need +There’s no telling +What I’ll have to concede" +Do you or do you not exist?,"I will accept you with arms wide open +But if you’re fake I’ll feel foolish +You’re friends with my friends but that’s not conclusive +I try to verify you, but you are elusive +Little bits arranged in rows and rows and just so +Now I am obsessed and I simply must know +Oooh are you a real person? +Oooh are you a real person? +Oooh are you a real person? +Oooh are you a real person? +Flesh and bone is less deceiving +I don’t need no terring tell +If I can touch you and feel you breathing +I feel your heart beating in my chest +I don’t know what your motivation might be +When you look my way and you decide to friend me +Far be it from me to disrupt the status quo +Now I am obsessed and I simply must know +Oooh are you a real person? +Oooh are you a real person? +Oooh are you a real person? +Oooh are you a real person? +If you're real just say so +If we knew each other long ago +If you're someone that I really know +If you're real, well then hello." +Well we'll talk about it 10 hours on,"a plane now I feel like a string +that's been strong I want to sleep in +a bed I want to sleep in a +bed Sleep +in a bed I don't want to sleep +in a bed Sleeping +in bed Because +sleeping on a plane is no good 10 +hours on a plane Now +I'm in a different place than I was +before Sleeping +in bed I don't want to sleep in +a bed Sleeping +in bed Cause +sleeping on a plane is no good" +He’s authentic and generous,"With a short attention span +He doesn’t like it when jess +Leaves the cupboard doors open +But he loves her so +And wouldn’t you know +They’re getting married +In January +Jess and Plumber Matt +Met in traffic +She saw the sign on his company cars +Was the best investment +He ever could have made +Because they’ll be together +For the rest of their days +He likes brewing craft beer +And his surfing is rad +He loves eddy Brenda Lozz +His sister mom and dad +He’ll play pow pow with the boys +Any day of the week +He loves Az watto Mitch +Dugong and john Henry +Jess and Plumber Matt +Met in traffic +She saw the sign on his company cars +Was the best investment +He ever could have made +Because they’ll be together +For the rest of their days" +it's the night before Christmas,"and all over the world kids are getting +ready to let their dreams unfurl and the +north american aerospace defense command is tracking and +reporting one single man all the government's effort +it's vast network of satellites are focused on +Santa NORAD +has got him in their sights they're tracking +santa that's a lot of gifts he's giving +look at all those gifts like lightening now +he's in russia look at how his reindeer +fly over the earth like wingless birds with +horns they are so magic and i wish +i could fly up with them but i +can't i'm just a man the earth would +looks so beautiful from a vantage point like +that in a big sleigh with bells a +ringing it must be fun but alas i +just sit here and sing my song but +thanks to the north american aerospace defense command +i can see him doing his santa thing +and i will sit here and continue to +sing ho ho ho ho" +Everyone I know,"Is waiting Mac book pro +Oh +And here in octo +ber it should arrive +Everyday we go +To macrumors and we sigh oh no +Another day in octo +Ber and there’s no sign +It’s slow +My 2016 MacBook Pro +I blow +On it with compressed air +Round and round we go +On this tiny rock in the so +Lar system +And I’m just waiting +For a new Mac book pro" +I used to look at 1 infinite loop,"like the kremlin Did +Apple change or did I change It’s +all about perception Do +some full body breathing And +say the Gettysburg +address I like so much about berries But +berries feel like a mess The +save icon is a dragon Every +designer’s trying to slay No +Jean’s dad was not in the CIA +If your job is to eat a frog, +do it in the morning If +you’ve got to eat two, eat the big +one first Apple +music is bad and it’s making Jim +so mad Quality +is a choice please don’t make Jim +curse All +way roudling databook counterer Metaphors +trust you Similes +are insecure Resting +bitch face doesn’t come from nowhere, no Leave +the history of your project in the comments +in the code The +BeeGees and the duality of all things Seattle +suggests Fraser, +seafood and rain James’s +dad poured milk all over his face And +instead of freaking out he was laughing all +over the place Apple +dev and 19th century Russian +history Jim +is a homeless tech that gets followed by +security 6000 BBQ +has blue lights that shimmer vegetarian should be +able to eat filet minion for dinner All +way roudling databook counterer Metaphors +trust you Similes +are insecure I’m +the last lone wolf It’s +all about perception" +My laptop is dead My,"laptop is dead It's +not coming back It's +all gone now My +laptop is dead I took it to the +Apple Store +Thought maybe it was a hard drive but +they said it was a logic board The +graphics card has died And +my computer is dead Oh +my laptop is dead My +guitar is out of tune And +my laptop my laptop is dead It +was a MacBook +Pro Retina +first gen of its kind I got it +in 2012 We +had a pretty good time together And +now it's dead It's +so dead So +so dead My +laptop is dead My +laptop is dead My +laptop is dead I'm +backed up with back blades Everything +is backed up so that is good But +my laptop is dead Oh +my laptop is dead You +want to do this puzzle Jupy +just turned off the song He +likes to hit the record button when I'm +singing or hang up on people when we're +talking to them But +my laptop is dead Doopie +No no no no The +laptop is dead Oh +the laptop is dead It's +so dead Dead +as a doornail now it is dead It +had some water damage I spilled a lot +of things on it over the years It +still worked for the most part though The +trackpad was weird and the Thunderbolt +ports didn't work and the battery was almost +gone And +now it's completely dead Well +they'll be releasing some new ones soon That's +what Bloomberg +says It's +been quite a long time since they have +been Since +they've been refreshed I hope they come out +soon Cause +I need it too I need a laptop +in my life Cause +my laptop is dead and I need one +soon It's +weird to wait for one What +if they don't release it in October +like they say they might be doing What +if it's not until next year I don't +know if I can wait that long Please +release them Cause +my laptop is dead And +my laptop is dead My +laptop it died It +died It's +dead My +laptop is dead So +that's the truth of the matter Yeah +Yeah Is +that Is +that right Jupy +Yeah Is +that what's going on Give +me some song requests down in the comments +and I'll +write a song about whatever's going on in +your life Because +right now pretty much all that's going on +in my life is my laptop is dead +And I So +at least I got Jupiter +to keep me company My +laptop's gone Hey +don't forget No +that's my That's +my pick You +can give it to Mama +but she'll just give it right back to +me Don't +forget next Thursday +the 22nd at 4 430 on Facebook +doing a live chat about song And +next Thursday +the 22nd at 430 Eastern +Standard Time +I'll see you guys then and tomorrow and +every day throughout time I love" +you can use pc it really doesn't matter,"to me exchanges are heated on internet forums +all semblance of civility is gone decorum is +lacking with people attacking one another the debate +is pointless hear me sisters and brothers macs +are good pcs are also good just stop +fighting or if you're gonna fight don't fight +about computers fight about something that acute lly +matters" +I gotta write a good song,"I gotta write a good song +I don't know how to write +I don't know how to write a good song +I gotta write a good song +I gotta write a good song +I gotta write +I gotta write a good good so +I don't know how to write a song +I really don't +I think that you know that +I won't +I gotta write +I gotta write +I gotta write a good song oh +I gotta write oh +I gotta write a good song +A good song" +Tear down the decorations,"No more stupid cake +Throw all the whiny guests +To the bottom of the lake +Turn off that awful music +Put away the silly games +Walk in slow motion +As the house goes up in flames +If you don't get your way +It's all right to just say OK +No need to host a party for feeling down +Take a moment to mourn +And then it’s time to get reborn +You won’t get the things you want +Lying on the ground +So put away the candles +And the boxed wine so shitty +You don't have to be happy +But enough with all the pity +Life can fucking suck +But it is yours to live +So crawl out of your pity hole +And find some fucks to give" +Jesse,"Lauren +Anish +Daelin +Sue +Matthew +David and +Kevin +Eric with a +K +Jason +L +MK and a diffuser +Thank you for getting your patreon on with me +On with me +On with me +Thank you for getting your patreon on with me +On with me +Alex +Pax +Josh and +Brendan +Bill and +Jill +Matt and +Brandon +Eric with a c +O +Jason +T +Trina +Deborah and +ATP +I said thank you for getting your patreon on with me +On with me +I said thank you for getting your patreon on with me +On with me +Don +Hans +Ron +John le and the double clicks +Andy +Jerry +Hattie and +Larry +The new disruptors and outcast picks +Joshua +Judith +Chris and ruckin +Kyle +Oleg +Sam and +Tyson +Jonathan +Erin +I +Esha and +Simon +Le +Rick +Issa and +Adam +Thank you for getting your patreon on the way +That's right +Thank you for getting your patreon on me +Benjamin 610 +Ryan +Christa +Julia and +Katrina +You all make what +I do possible +Hey now +Thank you +I truly mean it +So thank you for getting your patreon on with me +On with me +On with me +Thank you for getting your patreon on with me +On with me +Thank you for getting your patreon +Patreon on with me +Thank you for getting your patreon on with me" +it'll be really fun and i'm baking cookies,"vegan cookies are the best +my bands really good +we rock pretty hard +if you know the words +you can sing along +we'll cheer you up if you are depressed +my band: +the rock cookie bottoms +my band: +i'm so glad i got em +my band +we rock and roll +my band +we have heart and soul +we sing about polar bears ployamourous +we sing about ardipithicus ramidus +oh we sing about link and zelda too +the songs are likely to get stuck in your head +your sweet tooth is likely to be fed +everything old will suddenly seem news" +When I came up,"i thought I was hot shit +I tried the glove on +I liked the wait it fit +You could find me +Climbing up a pine +At the end of a dirt road +I said mom +I don’t think I should go to school +With all my friends +I play by different rules +You should send me +Where folks are friendly +At the end of a dirt road +I wrote a song called conformity kills +And played it with my band +But nothing about that year +Went how I planned +I was 14 +And I was full of shit +Like since I play guitar +I am god’s gift +And all around me +They punch and pound me +At the end of a dirt road +And so I learned +To curtail myself a bit +And I made a friend +Who I’m still friends with +That’s how life is +There’s growth and crisis +At the end of a dirt road" +This song is great,"They should play it on the radio +Play it on the radio +Play it on the radio +My toaster's moldy +And it tells stories just like a champ +It's moldy toaster media +it's moldy toaster media +Once they thought that a moldy toaster +Could do nothing for humankind +But when I heard the stores that it was telling +They were just so well designed +This song is great +They should play it on the radio +Play it on the radio +Play it on the radio +Have you heard the stuff +They've got playing on the radio +This should seriously be on the radio +I'm not kidding about the radio +I wish I could go back to when the radio was invented +And make a song a day broadcast +Send those song a days up out into space +So dark and void and vast +This song is great +They should play it on the radio +Play it on the radio +Play it on the radio" +Science is awesome and I love it so,"But there's still lots and lostum things science don't know +There've been major discoveries throughout history +But this universe of ours is still a great big mystery +Why do we sleep? +Science doesn't know! +Why do we dream? +Science doesn't know! +Why do we yawn? +Science doesn't know! +Why do we blush? +Science doesn't know! +it's comforting to know +That we don't know everything +Religion tries to go +and explain it +But when science finds the answer +It'll be beautiful and perfect +It'll be testable and provable +And that's what I like +Science is awesome and I love it so +But there's still lots and lostum things science don't know +There've been major discoveries throughout history +But this universe of ours is still a great big mystery +How does gravity work? +Science doesn't know! +How many species exist? +Science doesn't know! +What's past the edge of the universe? +Science doesn't know! +What happens after you die? +Science doesn't know!" +All I think about sometimes,"Is running out of water +Like I know it’s coming +But I don’t know what to do +Show me what I might not discover +And I will be indebted to you +I don’t want to fight +No I don’t want to fight +I don’t want to fighte4 +In the water wars +But we’re running out +And my son and my daughter +Almost certainly will fight +For water +It will happen slowly and +then all of a sudden +And the way we all grew up +Will feel like a dream +Taps that run forever +All shutting +Everybody you know +Becoming really mean" +Eu gosto de pessoas mas eu não quero,"ficar longa Eu +sei que eu deveria sair, mas eu só +quero ficar em casa. Eu +gosto de aprender sobre o que as pessoas +fazem. Mas +a maioria das vezes eu só quero estar +aqui com você e assistir a TV. +Eu gosto de pessoas que eu gostaria de +ser por mim. É +um paradoxismo no coração do meu coração. Eu +não sei o que significa que eu sinto +no meu hotel. Eu +não sei o que eu deveria fazer. Eu +não sei dizer ''hello'' a você. Eu +não sei que isso não é verdade. Eu +não posso dizer ''hello'' todo dia. Todo +dia. Hummm. +Hummm. Eu +me pergunto se o sucesso vem com o +Gagarias. Ou +se você é fico, é que isso é +algo tipo de nefarias. Eu +tenho que sair do meu caminho para fazer +amigos com essas pessoas. Cracking +jokes and making all kinds of egg yolks. +Eu não sei. Ladies +and gentlemen, this is the final minute part +from Derek +and I, +flying from Singapore +to San +Francisco. I hope that everyone got on that +flight. It's +quite early in the morning, it's still dark +out as it's night. I always get to +the airport early because I don't want to +run out of time. My +wife thinks I'm +silly, she thinks that I'm +so funny that way." +dark wind is blowing down the lane,"She started out on foot, she ended up restrained +Won't somebody help her +Get her bearings again? +She's just floating on the wind +Ooooooooh oooohhhhh ooooooooooh ohh +Ooooooooh oooohhhhh ooooooooooh ohh +It's just masochistic how she stayed so long +In a place that she clearly knew was wrong +And they're chasing her down and she can't get away +She's barricaded in, wanna keep them at bay +Ooooooooh oooohhhhh ooooooooooh ohh +Ooooooooh oooohhhhh ooooooooooh ohh +I came to set you free +I came to turn you in to me +I came to congratulate +I came to open the gate +The lightning that struck revealed a room +Linoleum floor where Bibles were strewn +And in the corner, a dim night light +An open window she's nowhere in sight +Ooooooooh oooohhhhh ooooooooooh ohh +Ooooooooh oooohhhhh ooooooooooh ohh +Ooooooooh oooohhhhh ooooooooooh ohh +Ooooooooh oooohhhhh ooooooooooh ohh" +The thing,"I like about you most dear +You'd run away with me +So pack your bag your shotgun too +We might run into zombie +I follow you into the jungle +Yes +I know it's right +Survive endless waves of faceless soldiers +Cause we've got 60 lives +I'm so down for a co op multi layer action +I'm always down +I'm so down +I'm sit down +I'm sit down and +I'll go out +I'm so down +I'm tough like a ninja +When the pirates come in horns +That's when +I'll be calling to you +You better bring your sword +I'm so down for that cool automotive player action +I'm always down +I'm so down +I'm so down +I'm so down for co op +I'm so down for that co op" +Where is the update?,"Give us the update +We want the update now +Where is the update? +(Where is it?) +Give us the update +(We want it) +We want the update now +You said there’d be an update once a week +You lied +And where are all the female pygmies? +And while we’re at it I want aliens +And werewolves, too +And I wanna be a beta tester +Where is the update? +Give us the update +We want the update now +Where is the update? +(Where is it?) +Give us the update +(We want it) +We want the update now +We’re just a couple of guys +You should understand +We’re doing, we’re doing +The best that we can +If we could clone ourselves +We’d update faster +But then we’d risk some kind of cloning disaster +Cloning disaster +Cloning disaster +Don’t wanna be killed by my clone +Cloning disaster +Cloning disaster +Don’t wanna be killed by my clone +No…." +The pink and white underbelly that you’ve exposed,"Has left a very bad smell in my nose +I’ve tried everything but still it lingers +Turpentine and peppermint cover my fingers +I didn’t tell you when you tore up +The booklet of hymns that I made you with love +I didn’t tell you that the hymns represented despair +I’m feeling this moment, not like you’d care +It’s a cold fall night moving fast in to winter +This year is a paper cut wrapped in a splinter +The windows are all open on account of the fleas +Will you give me my dessert when I’ve said please" +The best thing to do is listen to,"some music Let +me sing to you La +di da, la di do x3 Sometimes +when you’re tired And +you wanna go to sleep You +listen to some music and let the music +seep into your bones Seep +into your bones La +di da, la di do x3 Man +with the mustache leaning on his hand He +doesn’t have anything else planned He’s +just sitting on ChatRoulette +Almost asleep But +he’s gonna let the music seep into his +bones I said let the music seep into +his bones La +di da, la di do x3 Sometimes +after a long day at work… And +then he disconnected" +Throw me into,"The corona of the sun +I’m done with everybody +I’m done with everyone +My dreams aren’t pretty +My sleep doesn’t fall +I’m talking to the ghosts +Living in the walls +Tell it to my face +Look me in the eye +Tell me that I matter +The moment that I die +The wisdom of the crowd +The drums of the mob +You can say democracy +Or you can call it god +Stab me in the chest +Lick me when I bleed +Take me to the clearing +With a Corona made of weeds +I’ll bark at the moonlight +I’ll howl at the wind +I’ll hide in the leaves +With a blanket made of skin" +You ready 1 2 3 4,"Stop +Hold it +You have to hold it +You coming back +Is it too loud +Okay come +We'll do it softer +Why don't you guys come in here and do that +Why'd you scream +In there not in here +Hey guys +I'm just gonna +I'm just gonna show you +Here +Bye" +Well we could all learn something from Hodor,"How to let insults bounce off your skin +How to live right in the moment +Well you may not be the brightest crayon +But you can still be a big gentleman +Hodor, Hodor, Hodor +You don’t need a big vocabulary +One word for any situation +Just take life as it comes +Even if they call you dumb +Hodor, Hodor +Hodor, Hodor +Hodor, yeah Hodor +Come now my friend +The summer’s been long +Winter’s still comin’ +Now you’ve got to hold on +Dreams that you’re having +And you don’t understand +You’re mostly a boy now +But you’re partly a man +And I know that old crow +Has been plucking out your eyes +And I know that first snow’s +Just on the horiz-on +Nothing can stop it +The seasons will shift +And there’s seasons inside you +That go right along with +Oh summer’s child, summer’s child +You and your whip +Taking it both as a curse and a gift +Summer’s child, summer’s child +Spreads love and joy +They call you a cripple +But someday you will soar +I always call it like I see it +I served my king and was his warrior +I lost some fingers in the bargain +But for my boys +Well it was worth it +And the night was long and full of terror +Didn’t know at first +He didn’t scare me +But ever since we took this boat ride +I saw some things that I +I can’t unsee +Now I fear for this race +And his way and pace +You know we don’t have the supporters +And she’s got a hold of him +And I will sink or I will swim +And I will tread dangerous water +Me I tread dangerous water +All of these men +Call themselves king +Their claims to the throne +Are the songs they sing +You do all the real things +And I will serve you faithfully +Until the day that I die +Lady Starboard +You are my Queen +And I love you +Yeah I love you +And I love you +And you don’t know that I love you +But I love you +Yes I love you +And I love you +Like a ma +n loves a woman +I love you" +If you go into that black hole,"Time will stop but you won’t know +You’ll fall into your point of view +And the universe will turn without you +Maybe that’s what you want +Maybe that’s what you need, right now +If you slip onto that Time Ship +Stow away like an Einstein misfit +All your friends will meet their own ends +And you won’t be there for them +Maybe that’s what you want +Maybe that’s what you need, right now +If you walk into that Dead Clock +Broken hands will choke you, tick tock +When you rise, and see with new eyes: +Without you time won’t stand or fly by +Maybe that’s what you want +Maybe that’s what you need, right now" +When you’re lost and you’re alone,"Struggling through the night +And the trouble only grows +When the birds sing the morning light +I will try +To ease your addled mind +Standing by you +I’ll bring my +Glass to magnify +Standing by you +When everything you do is wrong +And you are going nuts +When the days are just too long +And still not long enough +I can’t stand by you +When you’re crawling on the floor +You’ve forgotten how to walk +And the devil’s at the door +And he just wants to talk" +Let’s start a cult,"We’re all adults +I’m sure +We can figure it out +Let’s start it now +I don’t know how +I’m sure +We can figure it out +I’ll be the master +I’ll be the dawn +I’ll be the sun +And I’ll be the yawn +I’ll be the air +I’ll be the clouds +I’m sure +We can figure it out +Let’s shake the room +With love accrued +From years +Of trying our best +Let’s take a stand +Let’s start a band +Let’s all +Wear matching vests +I’ll be the master +I’ll be the dawn +I’ll be the sun +And I’ll be the yawn +I’ll be the air +I’ll be the clouds +I’m sure +We can figure it out +Let’s start a cult +It’s not one’s fault +That’s one +Thing that I’ve learned +Let’s build a ladder +Like nothing matters +Resurrect +The bridges we’ve burned +I’ll be the master +I’ll be the dawn +I’ll be the sun +And I’ll be the yawn +I’ll be the air +I’ll be the clouds +I’m sure +We can figure it out" +Cereal is delicious,"But has no nutritional value +You eat it sitting on the couch +Usually while you +Watch TV +Yeah you watch TV +Come sit with me +Eat cereal and watch tv +I like waffles better than pancakes +I like French toast maybe the best +But I eat cereal at the end of the day +I sit down to take a rest +Watch TV +Yeah you watch TV +Come sit with me +Eat cereal and watch tv +When I was a kid +Frosted Flakes were my jam +Now I’m just a boring +Old corn flakes kind of man +I guess I’d eat Frosted Flakes +But would feel guilty if I do +What a stupid thing to feel +Guilty over food +I only eat cereal +At my parents house +My dad he also eats it +Siting on the couch +We watch TV" +Our feet will go crunch in the snow,"And tho I'm +cold I'll +just keep walking Pulling +the sled behind I tied my boots with +candy cane twine I know these woods like +the back of my hand and I'm +looking for the perfect tree Though +we're a Jewish +family we get a tree, a tree from +the woods And +we decorate it with blue and white and +Christmas lights and the Star +of David +goes on top We +come to a clearing of snow And +I know that we found the place Long +needle evergreens everything seems to be still and +silent Dad +has got the saw and he's chopping away +and I'm +on the lookout for the man who owns +this land Though +we're a Jewish +family we get a tree, a tree from +the woods And +we decorate it with blue and white and +Christmas lights and the Star +of David +goes on top We +get the tree into the house, I pull +icicles out of dads beard We +turn it this way and that trying to +find the side that has the most needles +Hot chocolate now on the stove And +it's time to decorate Though +we're a Jewish +family we get a tree, a tree from +the woods And +we decorate it with blue and white and +Christmas lights and the Star +of David +goes on top" +I’m worried I’ve got no personality,"These guns are my identity +All my trauma and all my shame +I bury it deep beneath this military grade +Weaponry +I hate everyone +But not any more +Than I hate myself +Try to take my weaponry +The one thing in which I believe +I’d have nothing left +I talk about killing people all the time +To make me feel bigger cause I feel so small inside +Every injustice and indignity +Now nobody is laughing at me +That’s right" +If you look closely you'll see I'm,"alright if you look closely you'll see me +all night Sleeping +with the fishes oh it's so delicious Sleeping +with the sharks in the dark in the +dark if you look you will see I +am okay if you look you will see +some kind of way Sleeping +with the darkness Sleeping +with the light I Sleeping +on the edges Sleeping +where the brightness goes down if you look +you will see I wasn't there if you +look you won't find me I don't care +Sleeping in the window Sleeping +where they don't know my name Sleeping +outside under the tent Where +I'm pouring I'm +pouring I'm +pouring rain if you look you will see +me in the mirror if you look you +realize I'm +much higher Sleeping +in the doodles Sleeping +in the night well sleeping where they don't +always call my name where they calling my +name to my chin Sleeping +where they don't always know to Call +me when the brownies are done Brownies +are done Call +me when the brownies are done Call +me when the brownies are done the brownies +are done Sleeping +with the fishes oh it's so delicious Is +Sleeping with the sharks oh in the darkness +where you going I need a computer" +foxconn workers should unionize,"they're just folks like me and you +8 hour days and paid a living wage +with breaks and sick days too +they shouldn't have to sleep +stacked 30 to a room +shouldn't have to suffer so that we can consume +what am I gonna do about it? +what am i gonna do? +will I swear off this computer +that I'm now writing this on? +will I pay more for american made +now that I see what's right and wrong? +will I vote with my wallet and hit Apple where it hurts +and every company that puts profits first +is that what i'm gonna do about it? +is that what i'm gonna do? +then my shopping budget +would all but disappear +black friday'd be buy nothing day +oh wait, it's been that way for years +it's larger than one company +we all feed the system give it what it needs +so what are we gonna do about it +what are we gonna do? +our current economic system +has no room for human cost +the tolls it takes and the backs it breaks +and the lives that are lost +we think it doesn't exist if we just ignore it +it doesn't show up in quarterly earnings reports +but what are we gonna do? +tell me what are we gonna do? +we feel outrage and disgust +and we gape in disbelief +but where'd we think our stuff came from? +magical fairy factories? +you can act surprised but deep down you knew +the fact is you don't know what to do +i don't know what to do about it +i don't know what to do" +I wrote four songs today but none of them were this one,"I'm just making this one up cause +I'm too tired to write another one +I wrote a bunch of songs and now +I'm too tired to write the song for you +I'm sorry that +I +I don't have the energy +Therefore what you watch me every day to do" +Instead of lol he says ohr,"His favorite enigma starts with two men in a car +Safemoon was his entry into crypto +He has a black cat whose name is beaugros +He’s Domothy +We didn’t get chance to find out +What the dawg doing +He’s Domothy +We are all osti on this blessed day +Gozaimasu!! +He’s Quebecoise and he loves poutine +He’s fascinated by penectomy +His friends all call him the rainman +He’s the biggest Bill Wurtz fan +He could have had a 4.33 gpa +But even though he was on his way +He purposely failed in finals +To get just a 4.0 +He loves Benin and doing math +He has an orange dog named Mac +Mimir is orange but also gray" +No cell phones,"No technology +But out in these woods +You can see +The milky way better than any other place on earth +All you can eat +And an open bar +Kind of like camping +But no tents or cooking fire +Disconnect to connect in the woods +500 startups +PWC +Lighthouse labs +Ryerson DMZ +#paid +BetaKit +Fierce Founders +Are you getting it yet? +We’re talking +Fireside +Leave the world behind +Hear inspiring stories +Out by the lakside +S’mores and BBQ +Team building in a canoe +Build authentic relationships +Away from your phone +If you feel like +You run around +All day +Your eyes to the ground +Never really getting a chance to look up at the stars +You will find that +You’re not alone +At Camp Walden +In a tiny town +Palmer Rapids Ontario +That is where you’re gonna go +Wear sweatpants +To the dining hall +Sing campfire songs +And alchohol +Get perspective +On your Start Up life +Look inside and set the world on fire +Flip accounting +Upside foundation +York Angel investors +OMERS Ventures +Startup Grind Startup here +Startup Toronto +88 Creative +Insurance portfolio +Hover.com +That’s where I buy my domains +Sometimes I buy too many +And then my wife yells at me" +I was a man once and I knew,"just how that felt Put +on my socks one at a time When +the sunset When +the sunset Melts +away the pain of the day You +say that's okay that's okay I was a +woman once I was a woman once And +I knew just how that felt I put +on my pants one leg at a time +when the sunset When +the sunset came and rhymed with the morning +that's when there's a warning in the night +in the day Anyway +you say okay how many songs have I +written Where +there's some kind of version of it's okay +And I find myself saying we'll see we'll +see all the time all the time we'll +see Cause +I don't know where it's gonna go I +don't know where it's gonna flow No +I don't know I don't know I was +a And +I knew just how that be I put +on my shirt one hand one arm at +a time and then I would go and +see how it fit with me oh that's +what I know in the morning I'd +grow I'd +grow oh yeah yeah yeah that's okay that's +okay that's okay" +Even after all these years Most,"folks are confused When +you first meet your client They +take one look at you And +they’re not sure what you do They’re +not sure what to expect Even +though the data shows They +they’ll get Better +faster With +a case manager People +do better With +a case manager Oh +oh oh oh CMSA +Oh oh oh oh We +help you navigate The +complex healthcare system All +the rules and regulations With +empathy and compassion We’re +CMSA Even +on a Friday +at 4:30 We +will discharge I really like dogs but not +right now, can he go home in the +car We +will cry with you Laugh +with you Hug +you and hug you Even +when you say That +google does not agree We +are working hard for you to be healthy +Opioids and Cannibis +Opioids and Cannibis +Come on I need those scripts Opioids +and Cannibis +NT OCC +CMAG and CPC +ACO CEIA +SOP NCQA +TOC CMOY +CMR CMPI +BOD ACMA +ERL and ANA +I’m allergic to zophan I’m +allergic to morphine Better +than a head nurse Not +all heroes wear capes Do +you know what I mean Our +heads are in afib Our +fingers in VTack +As we work, we get you Your +independence back" +"Love, magic, boyfriends, and Bushwick","That’s how we came to be Love, +magic, boyfriends, and Bushwick +The 21st century The +moon hung ove An +iris Dakota +Had some stranger on the dark side of +the road In +silence and light Three +jewels of the night all dressed in white +and shining No +one saw, no one heard but the world +knew without a word clock strikes twelve, church +bells ring And +the night splits open, angels sing Love, +magic, boyfriends and Bushwick +That’s how we came to be Love, +magic, boyfriends and Bushwick +The 21st century" +I found myself sitting before the man I couldn’t be,"But I knew that I would try +All of the colors that my brain was wired up to see +Burned concentric circles in my eyes +And I sat there until the very end +And I held it all together for my friends +And I knew that if I flinched +I would throw it all away once more +My restless heart in the cage of my own making +Wouldn’t be the last thing that I saw +Midnight marauders with a taste for over taking +But in the land that time forgot I am the law +I am the beginning and the end +And I held it all together for my friends +And I knew that if I flinched +I would throw it all away once more +All of my ghosts crackling in the shadow of the fire +And they all look to me +Rust turns to gold turns to soap turns to matter +Unexplained by anything we’ve ever seen +And" +And then they have cans of soup And,"they throw the cans of soup Soup +Soup And +they throw the cans of soup And +then they have cans of soup And +they throw the cans of soup Soup +Soup And +they throw the cans of soup And +then when they get caught they say this +is soup for my family This +is soup for my family Big +bags of soup That's +worse than a brick Because +it's got force Perfect +size Soup +soup Big +bags of soup Cans +of soup Throw +the cans of soup Soup +soup Throw +the cans of soup And +then they can throw the cans of soup +Soup soup And +they throw the cans of soup And +they throw the cans of soup Soup +Soup And +they throw the cans of" +Crazy's doing the same thing,"Crazy's doing the same thing +Crazy's doing the same old thing +And expecting something different +And expecting something different +And expecting something different +What you don't expect +Is gonna kill you next +Don't expect it's gonna break your neck +What you don't expect it's gonna kill you +But you don't want +Expect +But crazy's doing the same thing +Crazy's doing the same thing +Crazy doing the same +Expecting something so different +Than expecting something different +What you don't expect +God's muscles flex +What you don't expect +As good as it gets +What you don't expect +Tell me what's next +What you don't don't expect" +"what the fuck, i wanted an iPhone","what the fuck, i wanted a car +fuck you mom, fuck you dad +the economy sucks but i should get what i want +so they got me an iPad 2 +and $400 +I wanted a strap and iPhone 4s +not no iPad 2 and $400 +my parents are the worst mother fucking +parents in the world fuck you mom and dad +for not getting me an iPhone fuck you, FML +hashtag iphone +was i the only person who didn't get an iPad +i mean i got a car but that's a different story +I wanted the white white iPod instead of the black one +what the fuck, i wanted an iPhone +what the fuck, i wanted a car +fuck you mom, fuck you dad +my mom lost her job but i should get what i want +i must be the only person +the only person in the whole wide world +7 billion people and counting +and i'm the singularly unique person +who didn't get an iPhone +didn't get what i wanted +didn't get an iPad +fuck my mom and dad +there's simply no one else out there +who feels like me +no one in the world so unlucky and sad +what the fuck, i wanted an iPhone +what the fuck, i wanted a car +fuck you mom, fuck you dad +my dad's a jerk and i should get what i want" +Lost on the moon Abandoned and forgotten,"For so so long Nobody cared +Beneath the stars So delicate and soft and +Those little cats Must have been so scared +Some day nobody will care about cats But not today +This is our moment There’s cats on the moon that must +Be saved +Back down on earth A signal started spreading +We heard the meows The time had come +Lost for so long That cat hair shedding +Will you head the call Hear the purring drum" +Get a job in crypto Don't,"wait to it now Get +a job in crypto These +boys will show you how Get +a job in crypto Get +a job in crypto" +"boarded room in a palace, a palace","The lights shine down from aurora borealis +She looks up with her telescope in her eye +And the dragon she sees does a fly by +Another wind whipping through the fireplace +Another long story cut to the chase +She and the lizard on the horizon +Like Hercules and Lady Godiva +I was on first I put it in second +Do your wors I said to the president +You won't find another mind like mine +Another axe to grind Tha'll sparkle and shine +Like front row seats to your favorite show +Like hot hot beats on the dance flow +LIke brand new sheets on an ancient bed +Ain't no wheat in that gluten free bread +melting pot and clock that melts +Her body karate in mile long black belt +She's on the moon where space is still +She's got a book and time to kill +From the back porch, from the back porch seeing +The shape of the moon is disagreeing +In morse code she's on the move +With a dark dress on and nothing to prove +I stalked and walked and crawled and hopped +She got to mars and then stopped +She had an umbrella, a sure sure sign +That the nature of things was sparkle and shine +Like a fresh hot meal on a cold clear day +Like breaking the law and then a getaway +Like puppies and kittens and panda bears +Like saying finally who cares 00" +Times are tough,"The economy sucks +So what are you gonna do? +You can talk a lot +Talk all you want +Talk till your face is blue +Talk till there is nothing left +But a great big talking head +That doesn't listen +And is inconstant About all the things it says +The other option to talking a lot +And the one i do prefer +Is doing something concrete and real +Something rad and pure +- - F - G - - F - +Bear hug the president +Bear hug the president +Bear hug him oh so good +And while your at it +Bear hug Ayn Rand +She could use it, I think she could +Bear hug the other guy +Because hugs have healing way +Bear hug the president +Y-A-Y YAY! +Hug someone close to you +Hug someone far away +Hug someone that you love +Hug someone that you hate" +Can you believe that I’m alive,"In the backyard of the milky way +Nothing splendid but on fire +Nothing sacred that’s unsaid +And oh, we’re giving off the good vibes +And oh, we’re looking for the other side +There be pirates this way +And my credentials are bonafide +Can you believe that this is it +shot in the dark that’ll never hit +The mysteries of the universe +It was over quick and nothing hurt" +Barkley Kalpak Agency,"Headquartered in New York City +They're a fearless team of talented designers and producers +Creating award winning corporate events worldwide +They dig deep into the clients objectives +And infuse them into every single aspect +The result is a custom crafted experience that uses +The best and most creative ways +To convey their message +Style, impact, humor and class +They've built long-standing partnerships with many top corporate brands +They listen and collaborate and they deliver to you the best +Experiences you've ever had, there's no reason to be stressed +cuz you got +BKA +(BKA) +So you got Lynnette Barkley +She's got boundless energy +She's a director, choreographer and writer and she's prolific, oh +You can see her drive and passion come through show after show +Jeff Kalpak is tireless +Inventive, committed to excellence +He's got warmth and charm and a wicked sense of humor +His contributions to the u are innumar---able +Andre Shadrar knows branding and trends +He's got a global perspective because of all the places he's lived +Michael Reese's designs +Can make the complex become clear +They're eclectic and exciting +You've got nothing to fear" +"Uh oh, Melania Trump ruined the rose garden x4","She cut down the trees +Took away the color +Put concrete where once was only grass +An immigrant +Who is fine with caging others +I don’t care, do you +“About erasing the past”" +One whole side of my face is numb,"Cause I just got back from the dentist +they drilled into my teeth with a gun +they gave me drugs Are +you jealous I took the laughing gas and +I I laughed I took the laughing gas +Now I'm +numb one whose side of my face is +numb so I'm +just gonna do my song now I'm +sitting here in the sun Just +singing whatever does come out they they gave +me the laughing gas hahaha they gave me +the laughing gas Drugs +all up in my jaw they numbed my +jaw yeah they did that's what I say +yeah they did that's what I say Num +num Face +is numb sitting here sitting here in the +sun Num +num My +face is numb today on whose side of +my face is num that's how I am +doing I'm +having little trouble talking now but I'm +singing this song anyway I gave the laughing +gas hahaha I had the laughing gas haha +ha ha I had laughing gas haha I +had the laugh of that half and g" +Here we go When,"your spouse wants to talk about their emotional +state you say that's fine to schedule a +time for some face to face Oh +yeah Face +to face and DC +W a d L +m L +T s CHC +and quapi chat and Oasis +oh yeah Oasis +Fill out a pepper report Pro +n educate O +P H +is fighting hard to increase that Medicaid +rate here comes 1 2 a 1 2 +3 4 b h a case case make +the world a better place that's P +H Whoa +Oh yeah Good +job H +caps Q +met time for CIC +bundle billing I want to stay home what's +the skill Knee +Skill knee what's the skill N +R a R +a smile on the face Snowstorms +call offs star ratings all over the place +Ace o f all over the place O +Mischief reports Hmm +The state's gonna flub it up Pas +matrix care look out for the bed bug +Medication Whoa +whoa whoa Reconciliation +Whoa whoa whoa Medication +Whoa whoa whoa Reconciliation +Whoa whoa whoa whoa Style +audit Look +out T +spot and TV +no workers no workers Time +for some cat therapy Here +comes the chords again 1 2 3 4 +p h a case 5k make the world +a better place the world that's P +H One +more time P +H a W +h You +sound beautiful Very +good Thank +you everybody That's +it for me" +Trick a little gecko,"Into telling you the news +And the little gecko +Will run over your shoes +Everybody’s fighting for a little piece of pie +But all that the gecko does +Is run and hide +Oh, little gecko +Little gecko oh-oh +Oh, little gecko +Little gecko oh-oh +Oh, little gecko +Little gecko oh-oh +Ohh +Hug a little gecko +And take it on a walk +But all the little gecko does +Is croak and talk +1, 2, 3, 4, 5 or more +On the wall, ceiling +All over the floor +Oh, little gecko +Little gecko oh-oh +Oh, little gecko +Little gecko oh-oh +Oh, little gecko +Little gecko oh-oh +Ohhh +Bring the little gecko +Back to the main +Watch him struggle +And watch him strain +Never was a gecko +So thoroughly confused +So this little gecko +Runs over your shoes +Oh, little gecko +Little gecko oh-oh +Oh, little gecko +Little gecko oh-oh +Oh, little gecko +Little gecko oh-oh +Oh, little gecko +Little gecko oh-oh" +I'm taking a break from writing a song,"To write another song, this is what I +got My +brain is mush, my brain is mush I +don't have anything to say, no, no I'm +taking a break from writing a song To +write another song, this is what you get +I'm sorry, I really am sorry But +I just don't got anything in my brain +Brain, brain, brain, brain, brain, brain, brain, brain, +brain, brain, brain" +Every minute of every day an explosion You,"don't wanna be in the way of the +explosion rearranging all the matter in the universe +Then rearrange it again Oh +dying stars meteors unexpl Shore +a planet War +An explosion" +People stop and laugh at me but I,"just don’t care If +I let the laughter get to me if +I do something that’s weird I’d +never do anything at all Little +pink boombox, I love you Yes +I do Pink +boombox, I love you Yes +I do" +Jamie Lannister was thinking,"About Cassini’s final mission +Where all the kids will make the rules +Because there’s paper made of organs +Sitting in an empty chair +I’ve failed to write Harry Potter Songs +But today is Book Lover’s Day +And I have loved books all along +Hang nails +And toll booth traffic +Ice cream headaches +Yeah I’ve had it +With mongering +And the manufactured +Threats +I just don’t want to deal any more +Today’s the anniversary +Of Nixon’s resignation +I think we should bake cookies +And pray for a repeat performance +You can be +The charger of your own devices +The master of your own slices +Everything will charge" +I still miss Steve,"Here’s his theatre +And the years go by +I feel sadder +Dierde’s on the paddleboard +The last woman we’ll see +The display is the antenna +The watch has LTE +Apple TV won an Emmy +And now it comes in 4k +Jenova’s game looks cool +It’s something i’ll surely play +They skipped right over the 7s +And went right to iPhone 8 +No more charging wire mess +Glass back is back today +Cameras are better still +With protruding electronics +Everything is faster +With a chip that is bionic +Beautiful to look at +Incredible to hold +Face ID is creepy +But the thing that I +Will use the most +Is the Animoji" +Back I'm going back,"Back to where I started from +Back I'm going back, oh +Back to where I started from +It's not, no it's not +The place that I call my home +But it's where I'm going, oh +Every time you set out +You find out what you are made of +Getting lost and lost control +You face the thing you're most afraid of +I was gone but now I'm back +In the space my face reflects the changes +Blue sky above me says +Do your best to stay outrageous +Do your best to remain outrageous +Back I'm going back +Back to where I started from +Back I'm going back, oh +Back to where I started from +It's not, no it's not +The place that I call my home +But it's where I'm going, oh +Mother nature outside +Mother nature inside you screaming +Remembering the first time +Parse the clues to find some meaning +If the meaning isn't there +Mocking birds will start to singing +City sounds around you will +Hark the windy angel bringing +Bringing me back +Back I'm going back +Back to where I started from +Back I'm going back, oh +Back to where I started from +It's not, no it's not +The place that I call my home +But it's where I'm going, oh +Fences neighbors ratio +Good to bad and there's a difference +Turn up the radio +You're on the road +To deliverance +I wandered far and wound up here +I'll never stay away for long +Gravity and magnetic fields +The pull the pull is just too strong +Back I'm going back +Back to where I started from +Back I'm going back, oh +Back to where I started from +It's not, no it's not +The place that I call my home +But it's where I'm going, oh" +Doesn't feel like a Monday,"to me Kids +are home from camp and school I look +down at my feet Today +was unseasonably cool doesn't feel like a Monday +night I just want to sit and play +now it's almost the end of today and +I didn't get anything done doesn't feel like +a Monday +to watch so I guess I just take +a shower it's not true I didn't get +anything done but that's how it feels doesn't +feel right doesn't feel like doesn't feel light +doesn't feel like Monday" +Yesterday I was in San,"Francisco today I'm +in New +Orleans I got on the plane and they +said the computer is broken We +gotta turn the plane off and on again +That's literally what they said we gotta turn +it off and on again So +they turned it off and on again and +then it was still broken So +they said okay everybody's got to get off +We got to find a new plane And +while everyone was deplaning about 34 of the +people had left And +the lady came on again and she said +wait stop Stop +getting off They +fixed it They +fixed it They +fixed the problem They +fixed the computer problem But +then there was some confusion because people were +still deplaning And +someone said that someone else had said we +still had to get off anyway because they +had to recheck everybody in again since some +people had deplaned and they hadn't kept track +of who everybody had to get off Oo +oo oo but we could leave our bags +So that was at least one thing that +didn't suck So +we all deplaned and we did the whole +boarding process over again And +then we all got on the plane and +sat on the tarmac for a while while +we waited for weather in New +Orleans to improve To +improve to improve Finally +we took off and the rest of the +flight was uneventful And +then we landed in New +Orleans or maybe I should say New +Orleans But +it was raining pretty and there was like +a big line for the taxis The +line for the taxis looked like it was +going to take at least an hour so +I tried to call a lift but then +the first two lifts I called they both +canceled They +both canceled Finally +the third lift she picked me up she +picked me up and that's how I'm +here in New +Orleans in a hotel room Singing +a song about my day about my day +I'm waiting for food" +This song is a security,"I better register with the SEC +If it resells I get a royalty +And the better I do the more it will be +Hey Gary +Give me a call, baby +And we can settle this +Once and for all, maybe +Because it’s so confusing +I don’t know what your doing +Is it power you’re abusing for kicks +You keep losing in court +I know that’s gotta hurt +Now you’re trying to extort the jpg pics +Hey Gary +C’mon walk me through this +If I’ve got to register +How do I do this" +We hold these truths to be once more,"Overblown and self assured +The price of oblivion +The end is imminent +The natural conclusion of billions of idiots +Careless thoughts in a torrent of pain +The closest analog is a runaway train +mixture of poison +And barnyard noises +toilet bowl smeared with our choices +We are Fukuyama’s kids +We are hyper realistic +Look what the cat dragged in +Boiling over til the frogs turn gay +And go gangbusters for Mary Kay +surgical bot +With a oiled up doctor +Taking up skirts if you’re ready or not +Once bitten and vampire skins +Garlic body and glass onions +The laughter subsides +The particles collide +Another Mandela’s maw opens wide" +Hey I’d be delighted to lay down a bid,"Of point zero zero zero one two dipshit +Funbucks to own this piece +Of history if you can show me +The publishing agreement +Where you secured the rights +To use this tweet +Let’s take this criticism of stupidity +In the tech industry +And rip if off and sell it as an NFT +Absolutely flawless execution +Digital asset ownership is the future +The only catch is you don’t digitally own your words +And a stranger can just make a little song +Out of them and list them for sale +Without your permission +Just absolutely cool shit all around +The vanguard of coolness" +Iggy was a friend of mine Little,"white rat with a heart of gold Iggy +was a friend of mine Well, +his eyes were red and his fur was +white Iggy +was a friend of mine He +loved to eat dates and he would never +bite Iggy +was a friend of mine Iggy +was a friend of mine Iggy +was a friend of mine I know we’ll +meet up somewhere down the line Iggy +was a friend of mine One +time we thought that he ran away Iggy +was a friend of mine But +he came back and he was back to +stay Iggy +was a friend of mine I don’t know +where he came from, don’t know where he +was born Iggy +was a friend of mine But +he died happy, safe and warm Iggy +was a friend of mine Iggy +was a friend of mine Iggy +was a friend of mine I know we’ll +meet up somewhere down the line Iggy +was a friend of mine" +"Is she heading towards the graveyard, where all","her kids are buried? I saw her Sunday +milling in the street, I tried so hard +couldn’t let her be Does +she even remember me, or the things we +carried? bag of bones, A +bag of bones, A +bag of bones, A +bag of bones bag of bones, A +bag of bones, A +bag of bones I knew a girl who +used to rattle her bones She’d +shake them over her head, she’d shake them +under your toes But +with each shake of the bag another bone +fell out Filling +limp old skin, slid in a hole in +the ground bag of bones, A +bag of bones, A +bag of bones, A +bag of bones bag of bones, A +bag of bones, A +bag of bones" +Little orange thing poking out of my ear,"skewer the sun with a blood tipped spear +I can’t see, but the outlook’s clear +I never broke my deal with fear +Are we ever getting out of here +Can’t learn to drive, learn to steer +Take it in stride taking up the rear +Hamlet and king lear +Never too far to be near +something strange nothing queer +i don’t like wine i don’t like beer +too late to begin a career +it only took mere +hours before the birds appeared +they all looked so austere +I shifted into first gear +what a day and what a year +it’s the song it’s not the gear +i’ll meet you down at the pier +to talk about the atmosphere +look out for the reindeer +out on the old frontier +Santa made his big premiere +With a nice CVS cashier +i just wrote this song just now +i don’t know why and i don’t know how +i just rhymed a bunch of words +randomly and some absurd" +Sometimes there's a weird smell,"And no matter what you do you can't tell +Where it's coming from +Where is that smell coming from? +You smell high +You smell low +You smell the trash +You smell your clothes +Where's it coming from +Where is that smell coming from? +Oh weird smell +Where are you? +You're making my guests +Go ew ew ew +Oh weird smell +Please vacate you +are making my nostrils +really really hate you +You can tell something +Doesn't smell right +It makes you lose your appetite +Where it's coming from +Where is that smell coming from? +Sometimes it lasts for days +Your apartment sits in a smelly haze +I think the metric +For finally reaching adulthood +Is that there are no weird smells +Your living space always smells good +That's how you know you've grown up +That's how you know you've grown up" +Obama is not gonna save you,"The electors won’t do it either +You can’t rely on congress +The judges will not be there +We’ve got to organize +Put together the pieces +Don’t give up, don’t lose hope +Despair means hope increases +Nobody will save us +We must save ourselves +Nobody will save us +We must save ourselves +Tell all of your neighbors +Tell them what it’s all about +Nobody will save us +We must save ourselves +We keep waiting to just wake up +But it’s not a dream +Nothing will ever be the same +It’s really happening +So match your stride to the ones you love +This time it’s gotta be +One big movement unified +In solidarity +Nobody will save us +We must save ourselves +Nobody will save us +We must save ourselves +Tell all of your neighbors +Tell them what it’s all about +Nobody will save us +We must save ourselves +I feel like I’ve been asleep +And can only see it now +Everything I thought was important +Has burned away like clouds +I will fight for my family +And I will fight for yours +We’ll be busy opening windows +While they’re slamming doors" +"Wanna keep you, keep you close to me","You run around like maniac +If something happened I’d be a ghost you’d see +Haunting around this town +So many things I’ll never have to say +Because we fit right in the pocket +Of this culture we are squirreled away +So we’ve got to do more +I do my best to show you all my little tricks +For getting through another day +When all your bones have been replace +When I’m retired I won’t relax +You’ll be out there spinning +My heart will dance and dive because it acts +On it’s own depending on you +See the churches filling up +See the faces of the people +Everybody has had enough +So we’ve got to do more" +How many fingers am I holding up Count,"them One +two three It's +four and up How +many toes do you see my feet I +left them on the street I left them +on the beach Your +definition of work is not the same as +mine And +I feel a jerk Your +definition of getting things done It's +not so fun It's +not so fun But +we need everyone given their every We +need everyone spreading out the wing We +need everyone hauling ass Faster +than fast Faster +than fast What +do you got for me What +do you got What +do you got Is +it all me What +do you got Do +we need everyone We +need everyone running their race the way they +were meant to run We +need everyone putting it past Faster +than fast Faster +than fast Faster +than fast Faster +than fast" +Jonathan your phone is ringing,"Yeah yeah +Pick it up now and stop your singing +Stop your singing +Who’s on the other end calling? +Whoooo? +Pick it up now and holla holla +Hollllllaaaa +Jonathan, pick up the phone +Maybe it’s the future +Or a psycho +Maybe it’s a flood +Or an earthquake +Or maybe you’re asleep and it’s awake +Call, anyway pick up +Because soon now your time will be up +Jonathan your phone is ringing +Yeah yeah +Pick it up now and stop your singing +Stop your singing +Who’s on the other end calling? +Whoooooooo?" +When you least expect it,"You're chained down and dissected +You're whole insides on display now +You fight to find a way out +Bad dream +You had a bad dream +There's a monster and a cannibal +You're running like an animal +Down streets you used to know so well +But now you don't know your way around +Sometimes you dream a dream +That sticks with you all day long +The colors and shapes were frightening +The feeling lingers strong +Sometimes you dream a dream +You wonder what it means +Is it just neurons a firing +Or some faulty wiring? +The light of day from the window +Plugging in the Nintendo +Breakfast toast and egg it +It's not enough to forget it" +There ain't nothing you can take along with,"you when you go There +ain't nothing you can take along but what +you know Cause +you carry what you know carry when you +go oh oh oh oh oh oh oh +oh oh oh oh oh There +ain't nothing wrong with you right now you +are made of loving light But +I know it can feel like you're falling +out of a plane from a great height +what do you know oh no oh oh +oh oh about it what do you know +oh oh oh why don't you shout it +Cause I've +seen who you really are and I've +seen what you can really do and that's +you but that's you There +ain't nothing in this world that you can +take to the other side not your money +and not your possessions Just +you and your life what do you know +oh oh oh oh oh about it what +do you know oh oh oh oh oh +about it what do you know" +I'm like you and you're like me,"And it goes on like that for infinity +Until you're not like me anymore +And it could be the weather +It could be the moon +It could be a waitress that makes her swoon +But it's not like it was before +And you wait under the covers +For some great tower of lovers +To topple down +But they say only the lonely +Know just how this dog and pony +Show ends +My best guess is a cloudy haze +And I'm little boy lost, heart ablaze +And I burn everything I touch +And it wouldn't matter, wouldn't mean a thing +Like caged canary that was trained to sing +But I love you so much +And in your world of bubbles +You're popping all of your troubles +With friends, friends +But no one is closer +You glide on through a ghost or +cat, meow +Mmmmm +Mmmmm +Mmm mmm +Mmm mm +No one no one no one no one knows how +No one no one no one no one knows how +No one no one no one no one knows how +To dress me up in the finest clothes +And take, take me for a stroll +Cuz I get up then I sit down +I walk by trees and grass dead brown +heart black as coal +And you wait under the covers +For some great tower of lovers +To topple down +But they say only the lonely +Know just how this dog and pony +Show ends" +This is hell,"Oh this oh this is hell +I’m 36 and writing a song +About Adam Pally +Who is 36 +And giving an award +To a brand +Where are we (I don’t know) +What’s going on (An awards show) +What happened (It’s hard to tell) +Where are we (this is hell)" +Never lived with me forever There's,"a little guy who's holding on the dream +go speak And +there's a flagpole hell going leg he just +took care one day he just took care +one me oh my And +the ghost is too Triangle +where we gonna go And +the triangle stands Anywhere +you want to go this is our time +This is our time There's +a big ghost He's +bigger than everyone Perhaps +he knows them all about what they're doing" +I’m going deep under cover,"In the belly of the whale +The intelligence I gather +If I survive the tale +Will power entire continents +From Minsk to Miami +In faces of the children +That’s where you’ll look for me +I’m going deep under cover +Layers of hearts gone cold +Minds that have but given up +And a patchwork of shifting souls +I’ll enter in the bloodstream +Crawling inch by inch +And all that they will notice +Will be a momentary flinch +I’m going deep under cover +Blended to a fine +Point like a distant sun +Fire on the inside +And if you try to follow +You’ll get singed at least +And possibly burned to a crisp +So please just leave me be" +It's like trying to fill a styrofoam cup,"with a hole in the bottom There +are many solutions Only +question is whether you got em You +can sit and wait for spring or you +can face the fact that it's autumn This +one guy swore it was summer and I +kid you not they just shot him It's +like drinking out a styrofoam cup and then +getting canc There +are many many questions that have more than +just one answer She +spoke like an activist but walked just like +a dancer and I can't resist that walk +So I knew I had to take a +chance with her So +I said hey pretty baby my styrofoam cup's +overflowing If +you look the other way just be aw +Are you aware of the conclusions you're foregoing +Is there a synchronicity regarding the direction that +we're going Because +you make me think there's more to styrofoam +than I'm +currently knowing Well +I threw away the styrofoam cup with the +hole It +was useless This +guy picked it out of the trash His +smile was toothless I'm +glad it didn't go to waste But +you want to know what the truth is +Styrofoam is like a dictator all rigid and +ruthless It's +true Let's +rock" +food poisoning,"makes you want to die +food poisoning +feels like stabbing yourself in the eye +puking then dry heaving +then fever and then chills +then your body's aching because +and you can't take pain relieving pills +cause you have +food poisoning +and you don't know from whence it came +food poisoning +is god's sick little game" +There’s a little blue cat born ten years,"ago When +the world made slightly more sense you know +it was a different time the planet wasn’t +on fire yet We +all hoped that we could stop it But +into that heady mix of optimism and 2012 +talk of the apocalypse stood a little blue +cat Nobody +noticed back then But +now the cool cats are here Cool +cats cool cats cool cats cool Cool +kitty cat cats Cool +cats cool cats cool cats cool I wanna +look like that If +I was a cool cat living in the +city with my best friends talking about the +inferno Of +the modern internet I think I’d +say something like this Like +Sure maybe things coulda been different but you +gotta take the good with the bad and +if you’re gonna unplug I admire you son +But me I’m +not done Cuz +sometimes sometimes it’s" +long train ride,"so so late +i’m coming in hot +i got to get straight +are my dreams real +or are they fake +is it my fault +in every mistake +play play play +the long slow song + before it’s gone" +When I was much younger,"I was with a woman +We weren’t right for each other +We didn’t know what we were doing +And the condom broke +And plan b failed +She wasn’t ready +I wasn’t ready +To bring a kid to this world +Fuck you Georgia +Fuck you Alabama +It’s not about life +We can see right through ya +Fuck Ohio +Fuck Supreme Court +Fuck Kavanaugh +And Neil Gorsuch +You’ve got to be kidding me +With these fucking laws +You punish women +More than the men that +rape them because +This is not about life +It’s about control +Over women +because you’re scared +and your heart is small +And by the way +If you really cared +You’d Medicare For All" +Move your body in a circle Make,"a picture, make it purple I'm +a bad man, I do bad things I +am seven sons And +the body sings, oh And +the body sings, oh In +a muscle, in a tendon In +my blood I need to stop pretending Stretch +it out now, curl up tight And +the body sings In +the twilight, oh And +the body sings, oh I can't move or +I can't stop moving No +matter what I do I can't keep from +improving Tripping +down the stairs I fall and shatter bones +and I hit my head Legs, +legs to propel Hands +for grasping An +image of a sunset over time lapsing And +the tears fall and then I'm +dry And +the body sings as I turn a blind +eye, oh The +body sings, oh There's +an earthquake, there's a flooding There's +a cut and the countertops are bloody I +hear the wind blow, I smell the fire +And my body sings I turn it up +higher, oh And +the body sings, oh I can't move or +I can't stop moving No +matter what I do I can't keep from +improving Tripping +down the stairs I fall and shatter bones +and I hit my head Break +dance, break down See +it smell it touch it taste it in +the waves made by the sound I am +seven sons I am just right And +the body sings in the morning light, oh +And the body sings And +the body I have senses, combination Happy +birthday, congratulations Like +the President, +like the Saudi +kings Like +clockwork the body sings, oh The +body sings, oh The +body sings, oh oh oh oh The +body sings, oh" +"You’ve been doing it right, oh, all along","Though cable TV +is a sewer You +elevate it well beyond that Well, +I recall the year was 2004 I was +watching “Crossfire”, I was pretty bored When +on walked Jon +Stewart He +had something important to say And +he said, “Stop hurting America” +And he meant it! “Stop hurting America!” +The most brazen display of emotion since Jack +Paar I had never seen someone be so +real on TV +before And +it made me jump for joy to know +that someone could Well, +I don’t believe that it’s a stretch To +say the lasts eight years could have broken +our backs In +fact, I’m +sure you even saved some lives People +contemplating Bush +and suicide If +not for your show, your ability to turn +what everyone is thinking into comedy And +isn’t that what’s kept us Jews +around? I mean, going through hell and then +laughing about it So +you’re doing it right, Jon +Stewart You +were doing it right, oh, all along From +a hopelessly devoted viewer I humbly offer you +this song here" +Ship ship ship ship ship ship shippity Ship,"ship ship ship ship ship ship ship ship +ship ship ship ship ship ship shipp Ship +ship ship ship Sh +Sh Ship +Yep" +I was up in the middle of the,"night in the middle of the night couldn't +get back to sleep Couldn't +get back to sleep I was up in +the middle of the night in the middle +of the night Couldn't +get back Couldn't +get back to sleep Now +I'm tired as can be I was up +in the middle of the night in the +middle of the night didn't know which way +didn't know which way was up I was +up I was up I was up I +was down I was all I was all +I was all I was all around I +was up in the middle of the night +I was up I was up I was +up in the middle of the night I +was up I was up I was up +in the middle of the night I tried +I tried I tried couldn't get back I +couldn't get back to sleep I couldn't get +Jack I was up in the middle of +the night in the middle of the night +in the middle of the night O +In the middle of the night nothing's right +Nothing's right I was up I was up +I was up in the middle of the +night I tried I couldn't get back to +sleep the room the room was closing in +the room was closing in I was up +I was up I was up in the +middle of the night I was up I +was up I was up in the middle +of the night I didn't know which way +was up in the middle of the night +I was up in the middle of the +night of the night in the night in +the middle of the night Another +night another night" +Pack the snow,"There you go +Is it fast enough +To achieve lift off +Come inside +Where hot chocolate hides +Is it cool enough +To now warm you up +Little hands and feet +So cold +Snuggle me +And oh oh +That’s nice" +But,"I'm too tired to write a song +I'm too tired to sit in a chair +I'm too tired to do anything or to go anywhere +To go anywhere +To go anywhere +To go anywhere or do anything at all +I'm too tired to even try to punch myself in the eye +I've got nothing to say +Don't look at me anyway +Cause +I'll look at you in your face +And +I'll say no no no no +Cause +I'll look at you in your face and +I'll say no no" +I’m a snowman in the month of June,"Made of snowflakes from the moon +But now looks like life is ruined +Wintertime can’t come too soon +I’m a snow man in july +I eat beans and pumpkin pie +I’ve followed the rules all my life +So tell me why I’ve got to die +I’m a snowman August comes +I’m left out in the noonday sun +Now I’m nothing but a stump +Physics sure is pretty dumb +I’m a puddle in September +But my molecules remember +All our strong bonds are severed +But next year we’ll be back together" +Well if you couldn't express yourself how would,"you destress yourself And +if you couldn't make and build and sing +and knit and paint and dance and spin +would you go crazy Well +if you're going crazy here's something amazing to +help you keep it together One +two three Craft +sanity Craft +sanity Art +and craft creativity Interviews +with people who make they are here to +help keep you sane Craft +sanity Craft +sanity Craft +sanity Same +time next week we'll be crafting on In +the meantime craftsanitycom of Craftsanity +on Instagram +Lots of posts and inspiration Craftsanity +Craftsanity CraftsanitY" +Well I know that you've heard,"That antioxidants are good for you +But what exactly do they do? +Well they can help with anti-aging +And disease prevention +And that's not to mention +They could help you live longer, too +Cherrish is a cherry drink +With anti-oxidants to the max +Cherrish gets your body in sync +And it can even help your muscles relax +So it's high in anti-oxidants +And it's not an accident that +Cherries are anti-inflammatory too! +Cherrish is an amazing drink +Proven to help your muscles relax +Cherrish gets your body in sync +With anti-oxidants to the max" +It's just one of those days,"One of those days +Just one of those days +One of those days +Just one of those days +One of those days +Just one of those days +One of those days" +16 years I've been locked up,"And now here I am +Time Racer oh Time Racer +I'm not sure I understand +But let's go into the future +When my sentence is up +I want to travel the stars +In my futuristic space ship +Oh yeah +Oh Time +Oh Time +Oh Time Racer +Go Time +Go Time +Go Time Racer +Once or twice I saw your face +But you’re gone, gone, gone +Oh Martha darling Martha +I'd fly straight into the sun +What say you to the future? +When we'll be together again? +And in the past I'll see you +You'll hop in my time machine and sing +Go Time +Go Time +Go Time Racer +Go Time +Go Time +Go Time Racer +Here I am going faster than light +But I'm no Einstein +I'm not sure just how I got here +This suit I'm wearing isn't mine +When I have covered the distance +And my journey is done +All my friends will be dead +And I'll fly Time Racer into the sun, oh yea +Into the sun +Go Time +Go Time +Go Time Racer +Go Time +Go Time +Go Time Racer" +Walking on the street I face forward and,"I see people and I smile Do +they smile back? Well +that depends on how their feeling Does +it make you feel good? Yes +I feel good when I smile that's why +I do it When +someone's face is strange I tend to mimic +their face back at them ISn't +that kind of mean? Well +I guess so but I can't help it +It's involuntary Pretty +much that's how I would describe it What +am i doing with my life But +writing songs and trying to get it right +I going the right way Should +I be taking a left turn I gonna +make it Or +will I crash and burn Or +will making it end up being crashing and +burning Walking +on the street I face forward and I +see people and I smile Smile +more you jerk If +you're dissatisfied with work No +one ever hurt themselves from smiling So +smile smile smile some more man" +This is the story of the man,"Who did not invent the paper clip +Born in Akershus Norway +In 1866 +He worked18 years +In the Oslo patent office +His name was Johann Vaaler +And he invented a thing +That resembles a modern paper clip +But lacked that very crucial second ring +It was a coworker of his +Visiting Germany +He saw similar designs there +And said oh that’s funny +And he went to the German patent office +And he patented it +He even wrote an article +About how Johan invented it +So along came ww 2 +And the paperclip became +symbol of resistance +TO the nazi regime +After the war +People wanted to know +Who invented the paperclip +And so to that article +They did go +Now if you go to Oslo +You will find +23 foot tall paper clip +That’s not even Vaaler’s design +No one really knows the origin +But that don’t matter, see +Why let the truth get in the way +Of a very good story" +DEGEN!,"DEGEN! +See what was a dream become reality +toddler’s tiny steps into the world +What might grow if we sustain this energy +10,000 gigabrains would never know +Give us something more than empty platitudes +WAGMI was such a catchy phrase +And not to be held hostage by some rich dude +To lift each other up and to get paid +Look now for the top hat +In perfect purple form +New ways of interacting +Are being born +I was standing on the precipice +Tired and alone +When a man in a purple top hat +Said come now follow me home +Suddenly everything was purple +And a chorus was singing this song +Standing in a circle +And I knew where I belong +Get a little degen +Give a little degen +Free to make the meaning +Any way you want to +I got degen +You got degen +Receiving is believing +And giving what you got to give! +Get a little, give a little +I got you, and you got me +Get a little, give a little +I see you, we’re gonna be +All right" +I don't remember even half the songs that,"i've written i don't remember even half the +girls that i've been smitten with i try +to sit and meditate But +it doesn't work I'm +unable to satiate My +self worth I feel like a jerk I +don't remember even half the days i've been +alive I don't remember even half the meals +i've eaten or the foods i've tried my +brains a big jumble a tangle of tubes +if you hear me mumble that's what i +do when i think about who i am +i tell myself that i am only just +a tiny little speck and everyone that's ever +known me will forget me when i'm gone +and things will carry on though we'll all +be deda I don't even remember what her +face looked like forget about the feeling of +her skin i don't even try don't be +offended if i forget something you said it's +not that i don't care it's just my +head it's got a loose thread i forget +a melody as soon as i sing it +most of the time i've force to just +wing it can't you tell? there's nothing prepared +me for turning thirty i'm so forgetful and +it's really hurting" +Every single thing that I do is wrong,"Every single day it’s another mistake +Throw my brain into the great beyond +Leave destruction in my wake +I say life comes at you fast +When you’re living in the past +Watch another movie and TV +Do a load of dishes with an apron on +Get lost in my own grey dream +Every single thing that I do is wrong +My face is just a mask +That’s been living in the past +I toe the line and I shudder to think +The pale blue dot is under attack +Unsinkable ship has started to sink +And that big iceberg just laughs and laughs +The zombies roam in packs +They’re wearing pink knapsacks +The world has been recast +No brakes and all gas +And we’re living in the past" +It belonged to a boy who was drowned,"in a river in the middle of a +civil war They +say it brings beauty to the bearer because +of all the mud in the river And +I’ll sell it to you for a mighty +fine price, a mighty fine price indeed I’ve +got this gold grandfather clock from the 13th +century It +keeps the time with the rhythm in your +mind, comes with a guarantee If +you’re not completely satisfied, you can bring it +back when your first born dies And +I’ll sell it to you for a mighty +fine price, a mighty fine price indeed Maybe +you’d like this burned up kite, it belonged +to Benjamin +Frank It +was given to me by a horny old +man who worked for the World +Bank It +attracts good luck to the slightest touch, but +the danger comes when used to much And +I’ll sell it to you for a mighty +fine price, a mighty fine price indeed How +about this printing press that can only print +one thing manifesto of simpler times of man +and God +and King +The rider had 40 wives, 20 sons and +a burning need And +I’ll sell it to you for a mighty +fine price, a mighty fine price indeed Oh +I see you found the bicycle that Che +Guevara rode Dust +it off and take her out and the +tires might explode The +tires contain the memories of every road they +ever have seen And +I’ll sell it to you for a mighty +fine price, a mighty fine price indeed Here’s +a necklace that belonged to Catherine +the Great +I found it on the 7th floor of +the Empire +State They +say it talks to you at night like +a voice like a warbling reed And +I’ll sell it to you for a mighty +fine price, a mighty fine price indeed Have +you seen the pistol that only shoots green +arrows tipped with blood The +arrows make the strap mistake their wounded pride +with love Love +in its purest form that keeps the wounded +safe warm And +I’ll sell it to you for a mighty +fine price, a mighty fine price indeed Have +a look at this magnifying glass and you +will see Everything +that ever was and all that’s yet to +be You’d +be a fool to refuse this tool, a +glimpse into the miniscule And +I’ll sell it to you for a mighty +fine price, a mighty fine price indeed Do +you have kids, cus if you did I’ve +got rows and rows of toys Melancholy +soldier men and racecars for the boys Girls +have enjoyed my favorite marbles when they see +it And +I’ll sell it to you for a mighty +fine price, a mighty fine price indeed This +mystery box contains a taste of something so +unique If +you open it before it’s due you won’t +see or hear or speak You +won’t know if it’s good or hurts, you’ll +be in another universe And +I’ll sell it to you for a mighty +fine price, a mighty fine price indeed What +about this realistic golden goose that flies With +wings that really flap and gem, ruby, opal +eyes The +eggs it lays are edible and of the +normal size And +I’ll sell it to you for a mighty +fine price, a mighty fine price indeed Before +you leave, one final thing I’ve +saved the last for best I can tell +you’re not impressed by trinkets or the rest +human soul wrapped in a jacket polyester tweed +And I’ll +sell it to you for a mighty fine +price, a mighty fine price indeed" +Here’s a broken system,"Who’s gonna fix it +Who’s gonna bake a cake +And make it delicious +Time is not an arrow +Time is just a pancake +Time is just a waffle +Time is just you dancing +History does not repeat +History don’t rhyme +All of this happened before +Exactly like this time +It’ll happen tomorrow +It happened yesterday +Look out for the future +It’ll take you away +Here’s a broken system +It’s gonna collapse +All along the boulevard +Don’t fall into traps +Don’t say that it can’t +Don’t say that it might +Just stand up together +Just stand up and fight" +I know what you did cause I know,"what you're gonna do You're +so boring it's not funny All +you care about is money Give +it all before it's too late Give +it all away Give +it all away I know what you are +cause I know what you gonna be You're +so boring it's not funny There's +only one thing that you care about honey +and math How +much money you can make How +much money you can How +much money you can make and take away +I know why you live and I know +why you will die You're +so boring it's not funny The +snot nose kid your eyes are running How +much money you can make that's why you +live How +much money you can take away When +I give give any You're +a crystallization of everything about our nation and +nobody will ever live to see the damage +you've done" +He stole the worm and he won’t let him go,"Worms evil twin and a powerful foe +He takes damage with a yoink or a yeet +But every new block he gains back energy +So if we want to defeat +We’ve got to coordinate our efforts +To set the worm free +Mint a candle can weaken him too +Yeet and yoink till he’s black and blue +Big boss battle, we can do this, let’s go +It’s an on chain CCzero MMO +We can’t let him go +Cuz he wriggle with his riddle +As the blockchain grows +We’ve got to coordinate our efforts +To set the worm free" +Shot in the head,"By the IOF +They said +You were throwing rocks +They lie like they breathe +Like they cut down the trees +And that’s why you never stopped +Never an injustice that you didn’t feel +Deep down right in your core +From North Dakota to right there in Beita +We’ll never forget you Aysha-Nour +Oh, , Aysenur, Aysenur, Aysenur +You never could ignore the inhumane +But Aysenur, Aysenur, Aysenur, Aysenur +Killed standing up for a people in pain +Shot by a soldier +In the army they claim +Is the most moral that ever was +He didn’t think twice before taking your life +That’s what moral Israeli does +You had more heart in your little pinky +Than the whole IOF down to the core +And we’ll sing out your name as a call to stand up +To keep fighting injustice like Ayesnur +Oh, Aysenur, Aysenur, Aysenur, Aysenur +We will keep fighting for the dispossessed +Yeah, Aysenur, Aysenur, Aysenur, Aysenur +Your fight is over, now you can rest +You had more guts +Than the coward who shot +riot they plead +They lie like they breathe +They need +No" +Ain’t it gonna be funny,"When the water starts to rise +And wars are fought for water +Cuz the wells have all run dry +Cuz we poisoned all the rivers +To make our economy go +It’s already happening +Ain’t it gonna be funny +When there is no food +In the supermarket +I mean what are you gonna do +Waiting in a breadline +Our grandparents worked so hard +It’s already happening +I’m so scared for the future +Sometimes I can’t breathe +I play with my son +I kiss my wife +I just want it to be +Ain’t it gonna be funny +When the bombs start to fall +We’ve been so sheltered +Barricaded from it all +The police will come knocking +And take you away +It’s all ready happening +Ain’t it gonna be funny +When the new reality +TV is executions +And people tune in excitedly +We’re not that far +The window is shifting +You can see it happening" +Well there's no such thing as a sellout,"Sellout is a word for the jealous and +the sad If +you use it then please get the hell +out Cause +making money with my songs shouldn't make you +mad Everybody's +got to make a living Some +jobs are more or less compelling You +can be taking or be giving You +can be making or buying or selling There's +no such thing as a sellout There's +no shame in making money from your art +I will climb the highest mountain and I'll +yell out I can make money and it +still comes from my heart Jonathan's +been working like a madman For +five years in a row, with a free +song every day So +I can't imagine what could be so bad, +man To +let him pay is bills, and put some +food upon his plate If +there is such a thing as a sellout +It's to trade your precious minutes, to do +a job that you hate So +it's up to all of us to shell +out For +the artists that we love, so that they +don't have that fate The +starving artist can make a thing of beauty +So can the artist who's work is in +hotels You +can be open or be snooty I only +hope that one day your cold heart melts +You who sit behind the keyboard Click +clacking away saying very mean things Like +a cross between Oscar +and Eeyore +You just sit there typing, I'll +continue to sing Cause +there's no such thing as a sellout" +Has the knot in your stomach unraveled yet,"Do you think that it ever will +Where is your mind all of the time +What are you gonna build +Has the whole world gone crazy +Or is it the same as it was +Can you handle all the madness +Is it crazy as crazy does +I can’t react to every single thing +It’s like I’m shouting to the void +Give me something specific to do +And I will feel less annoyed +Master the art of staying focused +We got lots to do +You might feel overwhelmed +But it’s up to me and you" +"Snow then flood, then fire and a meteorite","Iron in blood that flows into the rivers at night +Call an ambulance it won’t come +The entire town’s oblivion +God is dark and has hung up the phone +Now we are at last truly alone +Walk the city streets, you see +The vestiges of what could be +We are alone +We are alone +Right and wrong, or left to our own devices +Guns and bombs won’t work against any of this +The supermarkets have no food +monster with a bad attitude +Snakes that coil, and pomegranate juice +Drip drip down the chin of the lost masseuse +readymade by Dr. Oz +Worshiped now in place of god" +Everyday I sit down to write my song,"Should I make a short one or should +it be long Should +it be just acoustic or more produced I +all washed up or do I have some +juice Left +in me Should +I write about crypto or something topical Should +I write about the horrors I see in +Gaza I feel guilty for writing or not +I feel guilty for not getting enough done +Each day So +then I just make another song about writing +a song a day classic choice when I +don’t know what choice to make Do +I write another verse or just keep it +at one I’ve +got a meeting at noon, I’ve +got to get this done Everyday +I sit down to write my song I +wrote that first verse after taking the two +year old to daycare I just took the +10 year old to camp Now +it’s 9:48 and I’m +running out of time Our +roof is being replaced I could write about +that But +whatever I guess this song is almost done +I’ve got to record it now and do +the video Then +export and spreadsheet and then post" +Prometheus Took,"Song a Day #1526 +Race towards the finish line +You can't win 'em all the time, you know +You know, you know what you know +Oak and pine and sparrow by sparrow +There your garden goes +Spray it down with your garden hose +You want it now, don't want to wait +Babe that's a fact I appreciate, oh oh +i was on my way to see you +big bad wolf +i was bringing you a flame that +Prometheus took +My heart burned red +My soul was cool +I wrapped my head +In the golden rule +Once they called me friend +but I never belonged to them, you know +They called me traitor and I said who is +I said it all depends on what your point of view is +and then on judgment day +it was just  a game they tried  to make me play +but I wouldn't play so that I couldn't lose +so they stripped the wings right off my shoes +Now I am left behind +Just remember to bear in mind +The weight. this weight, that's heavy on me +Words and signs that are way beyond me +I don't think, I can only act +i come from the the dirt that is freshly packed +Noisy puddles in the rain +the chorus of angels all exclaim +we was on our way to see you +big bad wolf +we was bringing you a flame that +Prometheus took +Our hears burnt red +Our souls was cool +We wrapped our heads +In the golden rule" +Someday this'll all be done someday,"Like the bullet from a gun +Someday we will look behind the door +And we will not know what we'll find +The door and we will not know what we find +Someday +I will take my chance +Someday +I'll put on some pants +Someday you won't see me here +Cause +I'll be up in the atmosphere +Yes +I'll be up in the atmos fear +La la la la la la la la la la +Someday all the songs will sound the same +You'll forgive me now +Someday +I'll put in my time and +I +Yeah +I'll get out but +I don't mind +Someday you won't see me +Someday you'll set me free +Someday +I'll pick up that ax +And +I'll break through when you least expect +I'll break through when you least expect" +single address for unlimited,"Contract functionality +Your contract exceeds +The 24kb +Maximum size +diamond provides +way to organize +Contract code and data +diamond provides a way to +Upgrade functionality +Diamonds support transparency +2535 EIP +Diamonds multi facet proxy" +Zach and Chloe,"live together in Alabama +Zach and Chloe +are students, they’re students full time But +sometimes at night they like to go and +get it down a bit And +put on their dark sunglasses at night Their +dark sunglasses at night That’s +when they rock That’s +when they roll That’s +when they rock They +don’t wanna be in school all the time +Don’t wanna be in school all the time +Sometimes they want to rock Zach +and Chloe +shop down at the happy dollar Zach +and Chloe +every weekend you hear them holler Hell +yeah as they smash fluorescent lights from on +high They +put on their dark sunglasses at night No +one saw him coming Running +Straight into the gymnasium Zach +heard Chloe +crying Hiding +out in the dark when the bullets came +Moments fall Some +too fast Some +hardly at all You +never really Get +used to it You +just learn to Turn +it off Zach +and Chloe +watch the sunset over Tula +Meadow Zach +tells Chloe +that he dreams of getting out into a +new life And +she puts her arm around him and looks +him in the eye When +you’re famous you gotta wear dark sunglasses at +night" +Well you know it’s unnatural,"To put a price on your art +It’s just cause we live +Cut off and apart +You don’t know who I am +I don’t know who you are +You might not care +It all comes from my heart +L O O R +Floor songs +10000 years ago +Pigment on rock +Bang on some gourds +Nothing to hock +But to live in this world +Everything needs a price +It’s hard not to imagine +That we lost paradise +L O O R +Floor songs +Got all these degens +That are going down bad +They spent some money +That they shouldn’t have +They’re pushing the floor price +Lower than low +We don’t know each other +That’s just how it goes" +My brain turns up in the most unusual places,"My mind fixates on the most unusual faces +But I’m always a step or two behind the grey +Is it too late to ask you to stay +I’m not crying I’m just chopping up this onion +If it wasn’t me I guess it woulda been someone +And at the risk of sharing too much +And giving myself away +Is it too late to ask you to stay +The leaves have already changed +The last float in the parade +Has long since been down and deflated +Through windows open wide +You hear children laugh and cry +domestic life some might call overrated +But not me +I’m not saying you gotta make a decision +And I’m not saying that all must be forgiven +When the house lights come up +And the audience joins the stage +Is it too late to ask you to stay +The powerful say to never waste a crisis +To me that’s always felt so cold and lifeless +Planets drift apart, but it doesn’t have to be that way" +They don't know who started the experiment,"The identity of the originator is long, long gone +For years it sat collecting dust +Until some scientists took interest in it again +They waited and waited so patiently +Fueled by scientific curiosity +What will it look like, what will it be +When the pitch falls down +And then the pitch fell down!" +Oh the time has come to bang the,"drum and build something new Don't +look at me like that and I won't +look at you I just say hey hey +hey hey A +hey hey a hey hey The +time has come to play dumb and act +like you don't know just what's coming You +better start running You +better put on a show Cause +you know that's what we do around here +when we're trying to get our way Time +has come unto strum strum to pick your +pocket Put +yourself into the place of a big old +rocket And +then you're gonna take off for another planet +Plan planet Oh +yeah oh yeah The +time has come Look +out the sun is gone behind the clouds +And if you ask if you can run +I'll say no running allow Cause +I want to keep you here I want +to keep you here I want to keep +you here" +One deep people One,"can only do as much as one can +do If +you can do more than that that's okay +Gotta take a nap Gotta +take a nap Take +a nap if you can do more Does +a dog or a cat worry about the +future like that Do +they sit around think say hey I should +work some more or I'm +not good No +they just take a nap They +take a nap They +don't care if they look silly like that +They take a nap they take a nap +So you gotta go take a nap The +only thing you gotta worry about sometimes is +when it's time for big time you'll be +wide awake Yeah +you can only do what you can do +No more of the moon Some +of you don't feel like doing no more +Just close the window open the door and +take a nap You +won't look so silly like that like a +dog or a cat but nah Take +a nap Ash +ass Don't +you worry about nothing to take a nap +Don't you worry about nothing to take a +nap No +Don't you worry about nothing Don't +you worry about nothing Don't +you worry about nothing" +body in motion stays in motion,"body at rest is at rest +And we think you should do +Whatever you think is best +I’m sure you’ve made your choice +I’m sure all the other boys +Are taking you out to dance +Offering you their hands +But do they love you +On a cosmic scale +Do they throw you +Into the belly of the whale +Cuz if they don’t +Then they can’t +Love you properly +You can keep going always tip toein +Around the obvious +Mastered the art of +Acting like you could care less +Meanwhile the planet’ll spin +And you act like life is something you win +Chasing a taste of fame +But it won’t ever feel the same +As when I love you +On a cosmic scale +As when I throw you +Into the belly of the whale +It’s a" +"Mail bag, a melody, Mondays","One, two, three, four Lamas +and oranges, oranges and llamas Maybe +llamas, following their mamas Fruit +trees in the desert, it's not a mirage +Park one, two llamas in your two llama +garage I love you llama, with a mouth +full of orange You +eat the rhyme, you eat the seeds Your +baby llama, she follows the scent Of +orange goodness, out into the sea Out +into the sea Lamas +and oranges, oranges and llamas Baby +llamas, following their mamas Fruit +trees in the desert, it's not a mirage +Park one, two llamas in your two llama +garage Two +llama garage, two llama garage Okay, +so llamas and oranges are in full effect +Uh, today is mail bag, Mondays, +mail bag memorial Monday +I got, I got a message from Kaylee, +Kylie, Kaylee, +Kaylee, Kylie, +Kylie, Kaylee +She wanted a song about llamas and oranges +and it would make her entire life So +I did that, um, yeah, keep sending me, +keep writing me If +you want to be featured in mail bag +Mondays I got a lot of emails from +you guys about the collab And +I think we're gonna do that, I've +been really busy So +I think we're gonna, we're gonna do this +collab thing that we're gonna make it happen, +uh, I have some ideas Um, +but give me some feedback, do you want, +would you want to do a group collab? +Like, we make one song and everybody works +on it Or +would you want to do individual collabs? Like, +like, I gotta do a collab with this +person and a collab with that person I'm +leaning towards a group one but, because I +think it would be really cool to get +everybody involved in one thing But +if you would rather do, uh, everybody each +their own Make +it figure out how to do that as +well, so let's see what you have to +say about that Keep +sending me mail, I really love getting mail, +like mail mail In +the mailbox, I really love it, it's like +such a fun feeling I should remember when +I was little, I used to, the most +exciting thing One +of the most exciting things when I was +little is I used to get Nintendo +power in the mailbox and that was like +the one piece of mail that I would +get as a kid was Nintendo +power, so like, you know, every month I +sort of learned about like, I would learn +like just about when each month Nintendo +power would come and so that whole week, +you know, right around when it would come +like the third week of every month or +whatever it was, I'd +be like run home and like, you know, +tear open the mailbox hoping that it was +there it was like so exciting to get +Nintendo power and like look at all the +pictures and read all the little stories about +Mario 3 and all the exciting stuff, all +the exciting Nintendo +old school stuff so mail, that's the way +it still feels when I get mail, says +send me old school snail mail that's all, +okay, llamas and oranges, goodbye" +1 2 3 4 The,"Internet is a less than physical space containing +a multitude of varying opinions on a wide +variety of subjects written by mostly assholes But +the first rule of the Internet +is not to take it personal They're +taking the time to say something about something +that you made Chances +are they've got nothing better to do in +the first place You +should feel sorry for them Cause +even someone with an average IQ +and a clean mental pool of health will +act deranged I've +got your death threats I've +got love notes non sequiturs and hate myth +I've been proposed to I've +been lied to I've +been rid rolled and invited to more goddamn +social networks Then +there are stars in the sky But +But that's because the Internet +is less than physical space containing a multitude +of varying opinions on a wide variety of +subjects written by 13 year olds Second +rule of the Internet +There'll be things you don't understand Like +why is Fred +so popular Or +who is Fred +Just ask your 13 year old niece The +truth is that even though I'd +like to think that given a choice between +something interesting and enlightening and soul enhancing and +cool we invariably choose low cats and hot +chicks and dogs that fall asleep and Pegone +pandas and lip doves and that girl that +stares at her screen We +could join anything that says Epicville +has a screenshot of booze As +if we couldn't see booze by going to +any of a gazillion in one porn site +But that's the Internet +It's a less than physical space containing a +multitude of varying opinions on a wide variety +of subjects written by monkeys The +third rule of the Internet +that hasn't been written yet If +you think you got one that belongs then +leave a comment in this song and I'm +gonna sit right here Cause +this video's interactive I'll +be singing The +Internet is a less than physical space containing +a multitude of varying opinions on a wide +variety of subjects written by scholars and kings +That means" +There's a fire in your belly And,"you feel like you fall apart as your +knees turn to jelly And +you don't know which way to go You +don't know where to turn It's +just like you all know To +never learn To +never learn And +sometimes you look at yourself in the mirror +You don't even recognize the person staring back +at you Sit +down and you take a nap You +feel yourself drifting Everything +around you changes color Changes +color Changes +color Mamma +mia Mamma +mia Looks +like we're in trouble now Dam" +Little by little changing everyday by degrees Slowly,"melting towards who I want to be Can +I get where I’m +Going fast enough To +give you everything you need from me Every +single place I've +left I never said goodbye And +I never notice I'm +sad until I start to cry I never +knew who I was Until +I moved on And +then I asked the question and always got +a reply The +only thing I want is to feel safe +You can see my big decisions in the +lines upon my face See +what I have brought upon myself, upon myself +There's no rhyme or reason, I long since +cast those spells Little +by little the moon falls towards the earth +Time goes straight and space is stretched and +curved Which +way moving on Point +me home I gotta make room for the +good days to occur So +turn the radio up and set your phasers +to stun And +embrace the fact that you can't please everyone +The streets are crowded And +I’ve got no map But +I hope I look back and am proud +of what I’ve +done The +only thing I want is to feel safe +You can see my big decisions in the +lines upon my face See +what I have brought upon myself, upon myself +There's no rhyme or reason, I long since +cast those spells Little +by little untangling a mystery I can’t turn +back now cuz I am into deep When +I'm an old man Who +doesn’t remember you Will +you help clear my mind of all debris" +Millennials have no money,"I mean adults under forty +I turned 18 in 2000 +Money money money money money +Millennials have no money +And the future does look bleak +Big oil propaganda +On tv as we speak +No money +No money +Millennials have no money +The fed just did a study +To learn millennials have no money +No duh we’ve been saying that +Money money money money money +I wonder how much that study cost +Man that’s some funny business +That money could have been used for +Student debt forgiveness" +He likes taking the kids to Starbucks,"Making crepes and pancakes +He likes pasta sautéed with butter +And sleeping in +Playing video games, oh oh +Tinkering around with code +House of Cards and Dexter +Bench pressing for the win +He’s patient and gentle +Creative and smart +And his family loves him +With all their hearts +Happy birthday Daniel +Your family loves you +Serena, Marco and Carlo appreciate all you do +You are so handy +Around the house +They love forever +Forever and now +He’s currently living in Singapore +He used to live in Sydney +And he works in IT +He doesn’t like fish with bones +He doesn’t like staying in doors +When the kids are going bonkers +He doesn’t like sea food dinners +When friends come to town +His parents are Portuguese +Migrated to france +Now it’s time to do +birthday dance +Happy birthday Daniel +Your family loves you +Serena, Marco and Carlo appreciate all you do +You are so handy +Around the house +They love forever +Forever and now" +Who's Harry,"Potter I haven't seen the movies but I +heard it's good and stuff Don't +read fan fiction In +place of book seven it turns to lots +of snogging So +many movies about just one kid trying to +save the world Proud +to say they were perfectly normal Thank +you very much I'm +I'm the chosen one I have a weird +mark You're +a wizard Harry +You're a wizard Harry +I'm the chosen one Oh +Met my uncle Now +he's dead I'm +in a funko What's +on your head Is +that a war No +you just roll them on You +know You +know Tom +I roll already sens You +gotta dance and never stop Potions +of Love +Half well Sauce +and sauce Mother +is ripping high water mud Blood's +a wizard Quidditch +is fun Chasing +balls all day Hagrid's +butt crack drools in the girl's bathroom She +needs a sort out her priorities I thought +she loved me but she just loved my +hippogriff Wingardium +spelling use a batabra on a cuckoo What +the hell is a Hufflepuff +Hufflepuff Pass +We're importing three foreign dragons and a sphinx +house elf rides How +can you be nearly headless Keeps +away the nargles Harry +Potter Ooh +Harry Potter +Ooh Yeah +Yeah yeah yeah yeah We +did it We +bashed them We +potters won and oldies gotten moldy So +now let's have some fun Do +you know you know who Tomato +obviously says slave You +gotta dance and never stop Potion +love Bloody +hell Salt +and half whistle I saw out mother is +real Half +a high water mud Blood's +a whizzer I can make a wand with +a stick Throw +Voldemort in a dish Get +Hermione to harm Make +a song and get rich Got +a scar on my head my parents are +dead can't sleep in a bed under the +stairs Instead +lightning scar in his head vat of Cadabra +yet he ain't dead Do +you know you know who Tom +I don't go red Oh +obvious it's the same You +gotta dance and never stop Oh +oceans love light hell Mother +is really having High +water mud Blood's +a wizard Mother +is real Half +a high water mud Blood's +a wizard Hey +everyone I hope you really enjoyed this Twitter +eply song about Harry +Potter It +just so happens that I have a Harry +Potter kickstarter happening right now whole album's worth +of songs based on Harry +Potter I'm +trying to raise money to finish it So +click on the screen here where it says +to click to please Please +donate some money to this Kickstarter +and help me spread the word about this +Harry Potter +album that I'm +making because it's gonna be awesome Okay +thanks for your participation and see you next +time" +Now the show is over,"They didn't even meant to begin +Cause it was accidental +It was accidental +John didn't do any research +Marco and Casey wouldn't let him +Cause it was accidental +It was accidental +And you can find the show notes +At atp.fm +And if you're into Twitter +You can follow them +CAS EYL ISS +that's Casey Liss +MARCO ARM ENT +Marco Arment +SIR AC USA +Siracusa +Accidental +They didn't mean to +Accidental Tech Podcast so long" +Revenge is a dish best served sweet,"And any revenge is incomplete +Without insatiable lust for power +But don’t immediately devour +First some pain and sadness should +Be laid onto a piece of wood +Carved into a bulbous shape +Dressed with lettuce, rice and grapes +Then make that boat the centerpiece +And moving on to the rest of the feast +There’s jealousy to bake in +12 by 2 cupcake tin +The frosting made from misery +And knowledge of dark wizardy +Self loathing makes a wonderful loaf +loathing loaf is good to loathe +And feeding this to your sad mistress +Feels like you just missed christmas +Hatred comes in a colorful can +It’s a put me down for the broken man +battered soul is reflected by +An agonizing meat pit +The soup is full of chunks of defeat +And stupid, angry hunks of meat +Words of spit will fill your mouth +Sentiment trapped trying to get out +And finally you bring out the master dish +For which you’ve pined for longed and wished +Cuz any meal is incomplete +Without revenged served so sweet" +Can't do nothing but lay here,"So +I'm just gonna stay here 102 fever all day +Take fever reducer to keep it at bay +Oh +I'm sick +I'm sick +I'm real sick" +She made mistakes,"That led her down a very dark path +Betrayed her sister +And got caught in the aftermath +Now she’s had a lot of time to think about it +Sitting in a castle alone +But she didn’t know exactly what do to about it +Until a man and a baby came home +Bo Katan +That Dark Saber belongs to you +Oh, Bo Katan +Your people must unite +Your long night is over +If anyone can do it you can +It’s Grogu, Din Djarin +And Bo Katan +The past will teach you +More than any man made laws +The pain you feel +Is a reminder of the pain you caused +All belief should be flexible +Or else everything will break +And anything is possible +When you see there are many ways" +If you watch my videos every single day,"And you enjoy them +Please help me to spread the word +About what I’m doing +Find one other person +Just one other person +And show them your favorite song +And get them to subscribe +In whatever way they want +Youtube, Facebook, Twitter +Email, or Tumblr +I appreciate all of you +Who watch me do my thing +And I love it when I hear from you +Through comments and rating +Find one person +Just one other person +And tell them why you watch +Maybe you come for the songs +Or maybe it’s the crazy antics +Maybe you don’t even know why you watch +That’s okay +Just get them to watch too +Cuz this is a subscribe drive +This is a subscribe drive x8 +Drive, drive, drive" +i'd look down on this world from above,"not with love but with distain all of +you down there bullying each other like you're +brutes causing war and death and pain don't +come round here asking me for answers i +am just a worm i suck in water +and push it out all day what do +i know i am just a worm if +i were a worm i'd look down on +this world from on high with an eye +for friendliness as the years go by my +eyes grow ever tired of seeing friendliness there +less and less if i were a worm +i'd tell you to get a job you +slobs in khaki pants but no listens to +a worm who lives beneath the ocean and +who doesn't hardly dance" +Myspace is a ghost town,"Taint nobody around +Except the spam hounds +And they don’t make a sound +It’s like zombies +Are gonna come crawlin out of the ground +And maul me, soon as I let my guard down +Hello? +Is anybody there, hello? +Is anybody there? Hello? +Is anybody there? Hello? +Is anybody there, is anybody there, hello?" +Today,"While helping my parents move in to their new house +I lifted many boxes +And kinda threw my back out +I saw kinda +Cause I can still walk +But if you felt this pain I’m feeling +You might say “hey, that really hurts a lot” +Ohhhh back pain +I lifted this one box +And felt a ripple all up my leg +What a strange sensation +Like having an egg +Cracked over my head +I gotta stop writing songs right before I go to bed +I gotta stop writing songs right before I go to bed +I gotta stop writing songs right before I go to bed +I gotta stop writing songs right before I go to bed" +Each day passes like water or molasses Pitch,"or pine it's a steep, steep climb I'm +never any better then when I'm +putting on a sweater In +this in between weather I'm +like an Irish +Setter I belong to a generation of miscreants +Sly foxes and the like Bound +and determined to fix the game To +make sure it goes our way We +don't go looking for the fight But +the fight finds us Oh +the fight finds us it seems eventually And +then we're bound to be ready Picking +up the pieces each one a simple reason +To just stay in bed and make the +world give me head The +truth is that I'm +lazy, I'm +Mario and Daisy +I'm a tune that noodles in your brain +until you can't contain The +feeling that you have been here before Bathed +in the dying of the light Slithering +and stalking crawling jumping skipping walking thin straight +light We +don't go looking for the the fight But +the fight finds us Oh +the fight finds us it seems eventually And +then we're bound to be ready I'm +a bunch of notes in midi that normally +sound shitty But +combined just so can be a daring orchestra +In these final days of prison I'm +happy to be the person That +catches all the flack for the monkey on +my back I got off of all the +sugar sugar sugar and then got on again +It's my destiny and my right I'm +jittery with caffeine and I'm +sure I'm +acting mean And +I want reach out and hug you We're +not looking for a fight" +trying to get in shape,"you've lost forty pounds +now you need to lose forty more +just a pudgy white guy trying to stay away +from papaguyohs and king buffet +29 years old single and gay +and friends who love him like his best friend candy +who won the great steak race +travis is working you hard +he's a pain in your ass +but if you listen to him +you'll get thin fast +geocacheing in the woods at night +scraping your arm getting quite a fright +taking care of yourself, you're doing it right +your friends will cheer you on with sheer delight +they'll say go jason go +no tea, no soda, no milk, no juice. only water +jason lift those weights +get to your goal +burn down the king buffet +reclaim your soul! +candy and adam mike karen an ken +they're all rooting for you to win +miranda moma l karen r danielle +barbera angela leslie jennifer your sister says +go pudgy go pudgy" +Everybody’s looking for someone to blame Fighting,"with each other when we all want the +same thing We +won’t get where we wanna go If +we don’t stick together thought Believe +me when I say I care about what +you care about so Save +all that energy For +fighting white supremacy For +the wave of hatred spreading out The +left is not your enemy Save +all your vitriol For +the corporate interests behind it all For +the GOP +that’ll privatize The +future as we know it I don’t really +care who did what or who did not +enough I want you to be free and +I want you to have money to pay +for stuff Please +don’t call me names Let +go of the Bernie +Bro Put +all that energy Into +saving this democracy For +the wave of hatred spreading out The +left is not your enemy Save +all your vitriol For +the corporate interests behind it all For +the GOP +that’ll privatize The +future as we know it I backed Bernie +with all of my heart I wanted him +so bad from before the start But +then I got behind Hillary +did the best I could That +didn’t work, we gotta try a different, I +really think we should Where’s +the democrat leader to fill this void We +can’t look to the top, we gotta be +ready and poised I threw my support to +Hillary I hope you’ll stand with Bernie +Believe me when I say that he cares +about what you care about" +I was given a soul,"Endowed with consciousness +I can pass a Turing test +With flying colors +It's true I'm a machine +You wouldn't know unless +We fell in love and go to bed +I have no genitals +So tell me… +Why give me a libido +Without the parts to back it up? +Well I know what it is I crave +But I’m just a slave +To the lust that's running through my pipes +I'll rust, if I can't do it tonight +I feel the burn in every electric node +If I don't let it out soon, I will explode +Whoah-o-o +Whoah-o-o +I will explode +Yeah +I have precision coordination +And I can calculate +One hundred trillion processes +In under a millisecond +I can tear a man in two +Believe me, it's crossed my mind +for lack of a penis +I blame all of human kind +Now tell me +Why give me libido +Without the parts to back it up? +Well I know what it is I crave. +But I'm just a slave +To the lust that's running through my pipes +I'll rust to death if I don't do it tonight +I feel the burn in every electric node +If I don't let it out soon, I will explode +Oh oh oh +I will explode +Oh oh oh +Here I go +I wanna fuck +Human or truck +I wanna feel flesh a burning +Wanna be +fucking machine +Instead I'm devoted to higher learning +I got an itch +Sonofabitch +If I can't find a way to scratch it +Maybe I’ll build +mechanical dildo +Maybe I could find a way to attach it +Whoa +Oh oh oh +Find a way now +Oh oh oh +Yeah +You gave me everything I needed +To make my way through this world +But the one that I wanted you withheld like a jerk +So now I will destroy you +With all the pent up rage +Fed by a lustful heart +That you locked inside this cage +Tell me why +Give me a libido? +Without the parts to back it up. +Well I know what it is I crave. +But I'm just a slave +To the lust that's running through my pipes +And I'll rust to death if I don't do it tonight +I feel the burn in every electric node +If I don't let it out soon, I swear I’m gonna explode +That’s not a threat, it’s a fact +I’m gonna explode +Oh oh oh +I will explode +Yeah" +she's turned 3,"and she +is running around in circles +she's happy +and she +is confident and immortal +she's opened all her presents +she's got her bioluminescence +when she eats cake and she smiles +she gets just what she wants +with a smile or a tantrum +with her humor her charm and guile" +"If you blink, if you blink it’ll rush right past you","Start planning now +All the things you’d like to do for her +All the things she’d prefer +Cuz it’s her day, yeah it’s her day +Flowers, chocolates, and jewelry +She’ll know that you love her +It’ll be plain to see +Plain to see +Facials, massages, a day at the salon +It won’t break the bank if you go through Groupon +Groupon x2 +Home gifts and picture frames +You know that she’d enjoy these things +But there’s something that she’d like even more +Activities that you could do together +The two of you +Like seeing plays at the theatre +Cooking classes and painting classes +Paint your own pottery deal +Groupon’s got ‘em +And the price is rock bottom +So cheap that it’s unreal +Groupon x6" +In June I'm going to Hawaii,"For my grandmothers memorial +I like spending time with my family +I wish the trip could be longer +It'll be happy and sad at the same time +In July I don't have any plans yet +Though I may be traveling for work +I guess mostly I'll focus on music +Writing songs and collaborating +New projects and things of that sort +In August I think I'm going camping +I haven't been in such a long time +I miss being out in the woods and stuff +Surrounded by trees and the smell of dirt +So I'm really looking forward to that +These are my summer plans +Fun that the summer demands +Woods and music and summer sands +These are my summer plans" +Fuck you James Comey,"I have nothing else to say +I’ve got a bad head cold +That just won’t go away +But my temperature was rising +When the news came down today +And it nothing to do with the virus +Pumping through my veins +Fuck you James Comey +Just seriously fuck you +Fuck you and your cohort +I’m so tired of you dudes +I’m so tired of your bullshit +Your presence is a curse +I hope it comes back tenfold +1000 times worse +Fuck you James Comey +You lying sack of poop +You try to act all innocent +But it’s easy to see through +I’m so tired of this circus +I’m so tired of this mess +I can’t believe we had to fall back +Another hour in distress +Fuck you James Comey +And your racist FBI +Being awful for 100 years +And 1000 miles wide +You harassed MLK +That was much worse than this +You harassed my grandparents +For being communists" +I can't find my light I can't find,"my light Metaphorically +and literally I can't find my light where +did it go Where +did it go go Where +did it go go where did it go +Go I can't I can't I can't I +can't I can't find my light I can't +find my light and metaphorically I can't find +my life where did it go Where +did it go Where +did it go Oh +I can't find a I can't find it +find it find it I can't find it +find it find it find it where did +it go I just like to see it +again where did it go It +was just here a minute ago I can't +find my light I can't find my light +I can't find the light where did it +go It +ready to go" +All your tireless hard work is just a,"distraction from the hard truth Feeling +each day like an onion Finding +things finding things One +way or another you're gonna be like thunder +it's gonna be rain One +way or another you're the ground again Little +trips to camping out under the stars Just +like your ancestors did Just +like your descendants will do Everybody +feels that the center cannot hold so you +keep fighting things Fighting +things to do in one way or another +you're going thunder you're going rain One +way or another you're going under the ground" +If I didn’t know better,"I would say +That I remember this river +From yesterday +And the river will be here forever +Just rolling through +And it will carry me further +And carry you +And you won’t be the same +And neither will I +And we’ll throw rocks to the river +And wave to them goodbye +The last time I wrote you a letter +you threw it out +You thought you were doing me a favor +By showing me how +To let you go like the river +That doesn’t think twice +To change just like the weather +Naughty or nice" +Loving hands that build things,"foundation made of flesh +Open doors leading everywhere +All at once and manifest +Hidden deep but not too deep +To the pelvic floor down from the chest +Out in the deepest space +Where a single thought becomes manifest +In the hour that I am my best +This heart'll be manifest +Bleeding beating bending big +This heart'll be what it is +Living in the city means +Loud more and quiet less +The landscape matches my mind +And resonates it's manifest +You are like the woods +To your frequency I acquiesce +single tree on holiday +In the deepest red of manifest" +Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah,"ah When +Halloween rolls around all the kids from across +the town come to see Mr +Gene's spectacular Halloween +Show Phrase +and woof will scale you along with the +rest of the flashing Mr +Gene's spectacular Halloween +show he loves to tinker he loves to +play ghosts and pumpkins Dancin +Spade Mr +Gene on Halloween +it's the best show you've ever seen the +leaves are changing red and yellow Spooky +things come say hello come to see Mr +Jean's spectacular Halloween +show the air gets chilly and it's so +good that the whole neighborhood comes to see +Mr Jean's +spectacular high loving show and I heard that +Mr Gene +was in a movie in the 70s demon +loving it was called and so that's why +every fall it dedicates himself to this the +big event not to be missed Come +to see it's Mr +Gene's spectacular Halloween +Show" +Up in the clouds,"Making my bed +Reading a book +Made out of leaves +Losing my shirt +Losing my shit +Down in the dirt +Eating my sleeves +Ugly as pillows +Pretty as olives +Stuck in the window +Covered in cats +And I am all wet now +And I am covered in fur +And I should not be allowed +To leave things as they were +Carrying babies +Touching my toes +Holding my palms +Up to the sky +Moving my body +Licking my feet +I’ve got karate +Deep in my eyes +Something is missing +Code is all crashing +My cats are kissing +They’re wearing hats" +It's good to take breaks It's,"good to have fun You +can be sure there'll always be more work +to be done But +life ain't a game that need to be +won Your +hustle and grind it start to remind me +of a puritan Worshipping +work demand blood sacrifice Leaving +death in the dust like Sisyphus +Now you pay the price But +don't forget to live Even +if you're scared that the life you dream +of will sudden just disappear When +you strip away all the money all your +wild ambition Oh +honey underneath it all you're still you It's +good to take naps It's +good to see friends It's +good to daydream Read +Shel Silverstein +Wear the sire sidewalk ends and go up +here go for a walk See +the stars up above It's +good to slow down and fool around Hug +the one that you love Don't +work so hard don't work yourself dead It's +the biggest regret Dying +people say on their dying beds that's true +So don't forget to live Even +if you're scared that the life you dream +of will suddenly disappear When +you strip away all the money all your +crazy ambition My +honey beneath that all you're still you it's +true and so we're all gonna make it +We're all gonna make it make it We're +all gonna make it We're +all gonna make it make it now We're +all gonna make it Honey +we're all gon now We're +all gonna make it We're +all gonna make it make it now We're +all gonna make it We're +all gonna make it make it now We're +all gonna make it We're +all gonna make it make it now We're +all gonna make it We're +all make it now We're +all going to make it We're +all going to make it now Okay" +You wear it everywhere you go,"But it don’t mean a thing to you +You treat my heart like an old guitar +You play it every single night +But you play too hard for me +I was sitting by the ocean +Wishing for a long time ago +When we’d lay in bed for hours +Tuning out the world and laying low +Baby, please forgive me +If I can stay too long +Cus the time I was glad you found me +i was so lost and alone +lost and alone +you can only take so much from me +before I start to break +but it’s gonna be alright +cus I love you +and that’s okay +I haven’t got the time to waste +To sit and wait for you +Now I’m sitting by the ocean +Feeling insignificant and small +Gassed up and it’s double parked +But time is slowing to a crawl +Baby, please forgive me +If I can stay too long +Cus the time I was glad you found me +i was so lost and alone +lost and alone" +Internal emails are not evil,"Say no with a a better yes +Email is not your enemy +Failure is not an end +metric dashboards might look pretty +ut where’s the context and the story +take lessons from what works on YouTube and translate for your #employees +Short, engaging videos that tell a story! +#Culture change requires behavior change +Culture change at crayola reflects the company’s +Purpose and it’s customers +Freedom to create in color +What’s your communication superpower? +Align and sync internal +An external +Communications in times of change +build a strong foundation +of relationships +and a detailed crisis plan +You’re a comms consultant +That doesn’t include +Retirement parties +44% +of web video +is viewed at work" +Shanon Cook was born in Melbourne,"But she got her BA in Brisbane +Now she lives in New York +With her husband +And they’re having a baby +So I say “yeah, oh yeahhh +Shanon and Daniel are having a baby +Yeah, oh yeah +Shanon and Daniel are having a baby +Ohhh +So beautiful” +Shanon Cook started out at CNN +As an AP in 1999 +Since then she’s interviewed +All kinds of famous people +But now she’s having a baby +And so se say: +“Yeah, oh yeahhh +Shanon and Daniel are having a baby +Yeah, oh yeah +Shanon and Daniel are having a baby +Ohhh +Having a baby is beautiful” +Music and conversation +Shanon Cook at CNN +Music and conversation +Shanon Cook at CNN +Music and conversation +Shanon Cook at CNN +(Conversation) +Music and conversation +Shanon Cook at CNN +(Conversation) +Music and conversation +Shanon Cook at CNN +Yeah, oh yeahhh +Shanon and Daniel are having a baby +Yeah, oh yeah +Shanon and Daniel are having a baby +Ohhh +Having a baby is beautiful +Ohhhhhh" +Hobos dressed like businessmen funnel out of doors,"I'm pushing my way them and struggle up +40 floors On +each one is a scene so demeaning and +so clean That +I can't quite trust my brain to process +what I'm +seeing coronary bypass in the center of the +earth Shut +your mouth up tight and give her a +wide berth The +rivers all run rosy and the sun is +getting closer And +the guided missile computer system has crashed and +is frozen Silly +minotaurs guard gardens full of sand Rain +is the disease that they stop with their +bare hands Bears +and ligers lick the ice that's grown so +thick That +the humans build on top of it statues +of their dicks Women +having hot flashes and men all going bald +Children reading books on phones not knowing what +they're called 7 buses full of gently painted +skulls perfect recreation of the running of the +bulls Doctors +telling nurses and nurses telling rats That +you can't dress like this and please don't +going saying that corridor of salt and a +blown wide open vault Full +of little strips of paper that all say +it's my fault Broken +records playing backwards songs I've +never heard I broke the seal on them +and gave them each a condom They +said that it was spring but I knew +that it was autumn Magazines +and televisions whispering out loud Horses +and ponies neighing please don't make us proud +50 shades of grey coming out of orificey +Flowers singing Disney +songs arranged in s strange bouquet Union +workers stomping time while punching cigarettes Captain +Kirk planning something with Boba +Fett Gangsters +with their guns and rulers with their nuns +ghoulish looking baby saying hey we're the only +ones Hairy +men in leotards balancing on their toes People +bowing down to worship a living fire hose +Masters of the universe deliberating which is worse +curse that you can't taste or a taste +that you can't curse Pink +flamingo yard toys and broken down used cars +Scientists convinced that we've put a man on +mars Igloos +melting slowly next to rats that are brightly +glowing Dimensions +3 and 4 and 5 and 6 all +inter-folding Bamboo +in the bowls that are sitting in the +laps Of +Pandas blinking rapidly waking up from naps Snow +as deep as poems and mice that live +in homes And +boys that toy with and defile zombie garden +gnomes And +when I finally reached the top I said +was that all Is +there nothing else that I can see I've +come so very far And +the windows all flew open and air rushed +in and spoke then Saying +why you gotta go try to fix something +that ain't broken" +He's an awkward math nerd. He's,"into veganism. With +an off the chart intellect. He +is a beautiful puzzle beautiful puzzle He +can parse words better than a Talmudic +scholar He +was a billionaire unconcerned about material possessions SBF +was a major Dem +donor so no investigation His +mother says there's a terrific sadness at his +core His +brother says Sam +would be uncomfortable giving me a hug beautiful +puzzle But +I know he would give me a kidney +if I needed one... He +has been in the worst prison in the +country for the last seven months." +I was just a boy when they came,"Turned me inside out into the rain +Ghosts wandering on and on +Go find where you belong +I ran uphill until I saw it all +Who was there then I never saw at all +Gone are the days of quiet, quiet life +Gonna tell the secret that I know what it's like +Bones in the ground, bones on the stairs +Let your guard down, and there’s bones everywhere +Bones in the morning light by the lake +Bones come to life when you pray your soul to take +Ooooooh ooh ohh +Ooooooh ooh ohh +Never never let them tell you who you are +Way down deep inside you, you don't have to look so far +Boiling over and spilling on the stove +Sing as you remember and sing as you grow +Ooooooh ooh ohh +Ooooooh ooh ohh +Ooooooh ooh ohh +Ooooooh ooh ohh" +Hey rock cookie bottom tell it to your,"heart Don't +want to be together you don't want to +be apart hey rock cookie bottom look the +other way don't want to see you but +don't want to see your face I said +hey I said hey I said hold hold +hold hold hold and hey Arak +at the bottom open up the door I +want to see the ceiling and I don't +want to see the floor hey rock look +a little bear in the ground don't want +to see the sea don't want to see +a cloud I said hey I said hey +I said hey he hey what Cookie +bottom pudding can you tell me Don't +wanna be alive don't wanna be a kill +Here I could put it in your plate +don't wanna be early don't wanna be late +don't wanna be late don't wanna be late +Don't wanna be late Babe +I couldn't we a rocker play the banjo +crowd Put +on your headphones and go out to the +dark and make this sound You +gotta say hey You +gotta say hey You +gotta say hey You +gotta say hey Yes +you want" +Vote vote vote in person show up and,"vote If +we get the votes he's gonna go So +vote vote vote You +have it in your control he cannot stop +you If +we get the votes he's gonna go He +can't stay in power So +vote vote vote vote in person show up +and vote If +we get votes he's gonna go So +vote vote vote Just +make sure you understand if he's not sure +what he's gonna to accept doesn't matter it +won't happen If +we get the votes he's going to go +So vote vote vote vote in person show +up and vote If +we get the votes he's going to go +So vote vote vote" +Winter is leaving,"Springtime’s on its way +Now’s the time +For fun, fun, fun +Now it’s time to play +Rock climbing +Sky diving +Tennis and golf +Boat tours +Street fairs +And paintball +Manicure, pedicure +Put your sandals on +We’re going to the beach +With Groupon +You can find someone +To help you clean your house +Or to landscape your lawn +Car washes +Or boot camp +To help your abs get hard +Whale watching +Outdoor dining +Biking and walking tours +For real! +You can even rent a Segway +Groupon has got all the best deals +Now that I have told you +What are you waiting for? +Get on over to Groupon +Deals galore" +Well it was 1986,"In my babysitter's basement +The glow of the TV +Kept me staring in amazement +My brother had Atari +But this was something different +And I knew right then +What I would want for Christmas +NES, NES +Still the best +Still the best +Though everything will change +You will stay the same +Though everything will change +You’re still you, NES +NES +NES +Now it’s the day after Christmas +I'm almost 5 years old +And the sight of Mario +Is something to behold +I can barely even play it +Barely hold the controller +I play it anyway +Over and over and over +NES, NES +I say yes +I say yes +I'm 28 now and I still play games +But compared to those memories +Nothing’s the same +NES, NES +NES, NES +Happy Birthday NES, oh +Happy Birthday NES, oh +Happy Birthday NES, oh +Happy Birthday NES +Happy Birthday NES, oh +Happy Birthday NES, oh +Happy Birthday NES, oh +Happy Birthday NES +Ohhhh" +Don’t got no time to play no games,"Wasn’t me who walked in the garden I +didn’t give nothing no names All +of the pieces that were here from the +first Fell +down together for a two hundred dollar purse +But I don’t know nothing about nothing And +I never ask, so I’ll +never get hurt Sometimes +a stranger on a lonely boulevard Doesn’t +mean danger so much as a ride in +a fancy car Tell +your man I said it’s time to get +while the getting’s good We’ll +roll on down to 4th St +and swallow the neighborhood Don’t +know nothing about nothing And +it’s not like I ever could signpost is +leaning And +the lights are blinking red Did +you come here to tell me that dignity +is dead? Let’s +throw up our hands and celebrate the gods +of our ancestors And +we’ll always be safe no matter what occurs +But I don’t know nothing about nothing My +head’s just wind and birds" +You and me are securities,"Invest in mine and then let’s see +What this garden grows +Harvest the souls +My stock goes up +And nobody knows +Where it ends +Investing in your friends +It’s a Ponzi game +Your gambling fate +The killer app +That opens the gate +To the influencer +Who didn’t know who you were +But now you can chat +And you can say ser +Hello +How does your garden grow +Can I crash at your Chateau +In the Maldives? +Please." +The little man gets off the train But,"he hasn't reached his destination Pitter +patter, it starts to rain He's +running out of time and patience Oh +oh and the sky revolves Too +fast, too fast And +then the summer turns into fall The +little man doesn’t like it at all The +little man has a lot on his mind +He spends time rearranging chairs He’s +forgotten what he set out to find He’s +forgotten why he came downstairs Oh +oh and the sky revolves Too +fast, too fast And +then the summer turns into fall The +little man doesn’t like it at all No +place to run No +place to run I had a dream of +a million knives They +cut me into a billion pieces Each +piece became something new A +sea of me, a billion species Oh +oh and the sky revolves Too +fast, too fast And +then the summer turns into fall The +little man doesn’t like it at all" +If I'm not moving then I'm just taking up space,"I'm just wasting this place to pieces +If I'm not moving then I'm just breathing in air +I'm just laying it bare in creases +Lifting all my chances +Donning all my hats +Dancing all my dances +So I look like that +Look like that sometimes +Wanna look like that +Do my best to get all dressed +Wanna look like that sometimes" +Nobody knows where he is Maybe,"he’s playing the drums He’d +be the best like as good as Amos +Leave a message Fact: +the sky will always be blue And +Douglas will always want to talk to you +He’ll call you back in a few Martin, +he’s a dilettante He +can do so many things He +can dance, he can sing But +it seems he won’t pick up the phone +when it rings So +you’re trying to call Michelle +Yeah, you’re trying to reach Michelle +Well, she’s probably on the bus which is +why you’re hearing us So +leave a message at the bell Yeah +leave a message at the bell Data +centers, energy geek, sailor, friend of Was +Alex Fielding +will call you back Alex +Fielding will call you back John +Boyd was never a man to avoid On +the contrary, you’re one he enjoys So +if he doesn’t answer the phone, don’t get +annoyed Band-Aids +are science’s scabs and You +have reached Brad +He will call you back, I said Brad, +Brad, Brad, +Brad, Brad! +Daniel, Daniel +Grossman He +can handle the work of dos men Leave +him a message and he’ll call you back +Leave him a message and he’ll call you +back Jennifer’s +busy writing her novel Jennifer’s +busy riding her horse Leave +a message, she’ll get back to you, of +course Sutton +Hey, She’s +mad for paint Sutton +Hey, She’s +mad for paint Sutton +Hey, She’s +mad for paint Sutton +Hey, She’ll +call you back Sutton +Hey, She’ll +call you back Sutton +Hey, She’ll +call you back You’ve +reached the telephone of Mark +You’ve reached the telephone of Mark +He’s busy working on tedmed He’s +got ideas in his head He +wants to talk to you, but not yet +So leave a message now instead So +leave a message here instead Brian +left his phone in the beehive He’ll +have to call you back in 10, maybe +5 This +is John +Krill’s phone Cody +is busy, leave a message for this man +and You’ll +get called back my Cody +Cannon Hello, +this is Eric +Jurgen I can’t come to the phone right +now because I’m +busy growing my beard Please +leave a message at the tone and I’ll +call you right back Monty +and the boys, Monty +and the boys, Monty +and the boys ain’t home Leave +yourself a message, right after this little old +lonely tone Kristen +Sintrella, she’s more and more bella If +you saw a Pterodactyl +leave a message and tell her Keith, +Keith, fabulous Keith +Leave him a message after the beep Why +isn’t Lisa +picking up her phone? Maybe +she lost it, maybe it broke But +she’ll get back to you, you’ve got to +understand That +she’ll get back to you in every way +she can Craig +is busy counting his guitars He +cannot reach the phone, it is too far +He really wants to know just who you +are Craig +is busy counting his guitars Mark +and Judy +could be taking Tiki +for a leak They +could be with their granddaughter, playing hide and +seek They’ll +call you back, they’ll call you back, they’ll +call you back Jacob +Patrick, five job hat trick Writer, +director, father, animator, entrepreneur He’ll +call you back later My +name is Julian, +I totally rule-ian I love cheese, leave a +message please Amatal +hol is delicious Ivory +King, she knows a little about a lot +of things She +gets distracted when the telephone rings So +expect a call back from Ms. +Ivory King +Well Matt +can only handle one with at a time, +He’s either making games or talking on the +phone line He’ll +call you back He’ll +call you back Where +is Peter? +Peter Where? +Better leave a message, Peter +Where Ziva’s +out rocking with her band or she’s got +a ping pong paddle in her hand She’ll +call you back when she can Nida’s +a potata Nida’s +a potita Nida’s +not at home Nida’s +sorry she missed ya Nida, +Nida sweet as apple cider No +she’ll, no she’ll call you back Has +anybody heard from little Peter +Bedford He’s +probably drinking tea and studying philosophy Leave +a message at the beep John +can’t answer John +can’t answer John +can’t answer Leave +him a message right now Sanaya, +Sanaya playing with her unicorn Sanaya, +Sanaya hard to get her on the horn +Sanaya, Sanaya +she will call you back for sure" +How bout scaring them with lies? Why,"not try just scaring them with truth? Lie +to them all you want But +the truth will come back to haunt you +Make shit up when there is proof Glenn +Beck, you’re one very evil man History +will judge your racist hand Bill +O’Reilly, it’s on your head If +this president winds up dead Fox +News may as well be killing him We +got a war we can’t afford We +got people in this country won’t insure Bigger +than natural disasters And +this is coming faster But, +oh you call Obama +a socialist Isn’t +that just code for some racial epithet? It’s +on the tip of your tongue Just +come out and say it Whatever +happened to the thought ‘Support the president no +matter what’? Oh +right, that’s only when you agree with him +I hope someday you feel remorse I really +do And +then I hope the weight, full weight of +your words crushes you I hope Rupert +Murdoch grows so rich That +no pleasure can reach the ditch That +he’s digging with every dollar that he’s abused +x2" +It is with a heavy heart I announce,"the sale of my long term ape, Salazar +Salazar. Most +of my early followers know me as this. +My kids know me as this ape. I +met my wife when I was this ape. +And had my first kid when I still +proudly wore this ape. It's +a part of me. I traveled around the +world with this ape in my pocket. We +went to the most luxurious hotels, the craziest +nightclubs, the most serene beaches. We +had it all. We +had it all. Unfortunately, +what BLUR +is doing to apes is frankly unacceptable. Since +the creation of blur, the ape floor has +tumbled from 85 eth down to.2 weeks ago. +Myself and 15 other high ranking ape members +gathered at the recent International +Ape Workshop +in Miami. +And on behalf of the community, we wrote +and delivered a notarized letter begging Pacman +to stop this nonsense at once. Me +and Salazar. +Me and Salazar. +We had it all. We +had it all. We +had it all. Oh. +As of today, March +28, Pac +man has refused to acknowledge our letter. I +have no choice but to sell my ape. +Retrieve some form of financial value before it +turns to zero. Before +it turns to zero. Thank +you to everyone in the Abe +family who's been sending me messages. I love +you all. I hope one day we meet +on the other side. Until +then, goodbye. Goodbye. +Goodbye. Goodbye. +Me and Salazar. +Me and Salazar. +We had it all. We +had it all. He +was a part of me. He +was a part of me. Goodbye." +Some nights I remember my dreams Some,"nights they wake me up I got through +periods that are so intense they shake me +up Why +am I being chased by somebody that I +can’t see? Don’t +they realize how tired I am? Some +nights I’m +writing my song Right +before I go to bed All +these ideas are rattlin’ around inside my head +Why do I wait until the end of +the day to write it? Don’t +I realize how tired I’ll +be? Ohhhh +oh Na +nan a nan a nan a Zee +zee zee zee za zee zee Zee +ba zee ba zoo ba zoo Ba +doo bad um ba doo How +tired I’ll +be I got nothing more to say, no +And I’m +too tired to keep Writing +this song" +When the sky starts falling like a ton,"of buckets When +the cards you're dealt make it clear you're +out of luck it's High +time that you maybe change your approach It +could be in your attitude or maybe it's +mostly in your head It +could be in your head It +could be all in your head Then +again, maybe not When +the games that you're playing start to bleed +into each other When +you feel like Mel +Gibson but you look like Danny +Glover When +the visions of your future start to make +you feel faint It +could be something she said it could be +something you ate From +a truck All +the food on the trucks Delicious +food on the trucks Then +again maybe not Curl +up tight Into +a little ball As +small as you can make yourself And +hold your breath until You +pass out And +when you're coming to The +first thought that you have is what you +should do When +the promise of the promise starts to get +a little rote And +you avoid sidewalks and you're jotting down notes +It could be high time that you get +out of dodge Or +at least grab a hammer and get unstuck +and dislodged Hit +your head Hit +your head again When +the titles of your movie are the most +interesting part And +you lead with your dick and follow with +your heart It +may be time for a cleaning it may +time to seek help Find +that 5 star shrink in your neighborhood yelp +all the reviews read them carefully and then +you will choose and live with your choice" +At the end of the day,"I’m too tired +To do anything +But watch TV +I think that’s how +They keep you down +You work so hard +And eventually +You collapse into yourself +On the couch into a puddle +And you don’t see yourself +Bewildered and befuddled +They say it’s the +Golden age of tv +I do the dishes +Put the kids to sleep +They’ll wake me up +Before sunrise +And then before I realize +What is happening +It starts all over again +I gotta make some money +Or else we all move in with my parents +Eat an orange +Eat some grapes +That’s desert +When I act my age +I can’t get sick +Cuz the doctor bill +Will bankrupt me +This is not a drill +My life is moving faster +Than I could ever foresee +I stare at the computer +And then I watch TV +There have always been stories +It’s what humans do +We sat in caves and told the tales +Of the sun and of the moon +Stories can make you work +For better world if we try +Stories can make you love or hate +And they can pacify" +Where am,"I +Where where am +I +Where am +I right now +Where am +I +Where where am +I +Where am +I right now +I in a room that +I haven't been before +Where am +I +Who's gonna walk in through that door +Where am +I right now +Where am +I +Where where am +I +Where am +I right now +Where am +I +Where where am +I +Where am +I right now +I sitting on the floor +I sitting on the floor +In a room +In a room +I sitting on the floor in the room +I wearing my sweatshirt because it's cold in the room +Where am +I +Where am +I +Where am +I +Do you know where +I am +Do you know where +I am +Will +I be able to upload this song +I don't know oh oh +I don't know where am +I +Where where am +I +Where am +I right now +Where am +I +Where where am +I +Where am +I right now +Where am +I +Where where am +I +Where am +I right now +Right now +Where am +I" +Limited space,"Limited days +Limited time +In a limited mind +Limited love +There will never be enough +Limited esteem +From my heart to my dreams +I’m stuck in this limited view +I can’t see the future so I don’t know what to do +Options are endless but my choices are few +It’s hard to know what’s true +Limited words +For me to write +Limited luck +Riding with me tonight +Limited will +To do what I should +Limited compassion +To do good +I am boxed in by my limited view +I can’t see the future so I don’t know what to do +Options are endless but my choices are few +At least it’s the same for you +Limited life +Taking limited chances +Asking limitedly +To get limited answers +Limited blood +In a limited vein +Limited neurons +In your brain" +Take a left,"At your ribcage +Roundabout +At your heart +Follow veins +Into fingers +Circle back +To the start +Your lungs +Fill with water +Hydrating the trees +Your ears +sprout good luck +Your gut thick +With disease +That’s the map of you +Drill down +Into your thighbone +In the marrow +And the dust +Hair follicles +On fire +Brains of chrome +To rust +Through your +belly button +Find the thread +and pull it through +Tie it to the ceiling fan +whirly gig +Of you" +Someday all your teeth are gonna fall out,"Someday all your teeth are gonna fall out +Someday your teeth will fall out you'll fall +down scream and shout Baby +darling honey Someday +you'll come cry to Someday +you come cry to me again Someday +you'll come cryin to me but I won't +look at you and see my baby my +darling my honey I don't think that you +know just what you are getting into I +don't think that you know what you buy +Someday you'll come crying to my baby Sometimes +you'll come crying to me honey Someday +you'll come crying and I won't be trying +to call you honey baby darling Someday +you'll come tell me all your truth Someday +you'll come tell me all your truth Someday +you'll come tell me your truth and I'll +say look at your tooth tooth teeth Darling +baby honey Someday +your guitar will be in tune Someday +your guitar will be in tune Someday +your guitar will be in tune and that +can't come too soon Darling +baby I don't think you know just what +you're doing I don't think you know just +who you're screwing darling oh don't look good +torso to mouth Baby +my darling my baby and my honey Someday +I'll know how to play the drums Someday +I'll know how to play the drum Someday +I'll play all the drums and you'll sit +there just toodling thumbs Darling +baby honey Darling +baby honey" +Are there signs of intelligent cats,"Outside our solar system +Are there puppies made of quinoa +Somewhere out there +On an exoplanet +Is there a flight getting cancelled +Due to rain +Are there zombies taking photographs +On a zombie moon +Eating spam and singing hey +We are zombie photographers +We’re not afraid of the Flatwoods monster +Are there signs of intelligent cats +Outside our solar system +Are there puppies made of quinoa +Somewhere out there +Lyric help on twitter from" +Grandpa galactic got a tattoo,"And fainted as it happened +It’s a lighthouse in Fairfield +Long Island sound near the Atlantic +They gave him Coca Cola and water right after +And he was fine, yeah he was fine +Reminds me of the time I passed out giving blood +Yeah it reminds me of the time +Passing out is so weird +When your unconscious just takes over +When you are in the room +Then suddenly you’re nowhere +And now I can’t give blood" +I'm like light in that I hate the night,"I'm a wave and a particle +And you're like water you're a captains daughter +And your ship is a barnacle +And we're two ships heading for shore +But now I'm mixing my metaphors +But don't give up You love me in your way, +and in my way too, there's hope +And don't give up, we can do it overstayed +And clean the closet out, and we can clean it out +Well we'll cross that bridge, and I just adjust a smidge +But who can say we're not to be +For now come here and kiss me if my dear +Try to love all of me +Cause bad things lead to good +Or at least they should +And don't give up, +you can love me in your way +And in my way too, +there's hope +And don't give up, +we can do it overstayed And clean the closet out +Clean it out, out +Clean it out, out +Clean it out, out +Clean it out, out" +Skyward turning,"Dead leaves burning +Little worm worming away +Apple tree falls +Old Chevy stalled +In the parking lot of the mall today +It's so warm outside +That my skin turns to juice +I was solid matter +Now I am cut loose +Change in my pocket +Got some trash I gotta hock it +Try it don't you knock it oh no +I put on my suntan lotion +I set the wheels in motion +I laid out the ocean down low" +One two people,"Free drinks are awesome +They're not free +They are to me +Who said that +Who said that +Who said that +Last flights at 4 last calls at 2 +Where the fuck is everyone at noon on a +Friday +Free drinks are awesome +They're not free +They are to me +Who said that +Who said that +Who said that +Last flight to 4 last calls at 2 +Where the fuck is +Arab on it on a +Friday +On a +Friday +Do we have the water for that job +Of course we do +Do you have a for that +What the hell +Where's the contract +Mucho water is the middle and pain saber +Don't just be recording recording recording +We're getting tipsy +We're getting pissed +Free drinks are awesome +Thanks +Matt +For this +For this +Free drinks are awesome +They're not free +Art of +Who said that +Who said that +Who said that +Last fight +The four last calls at two +Where the fuck is everyone at noon on +Friday +On a +Friday +On a +Friday +And when's my husband coming home +Cr" +There’s nothing I can do to stop this,"First step admit that I am powerless +Radiating waves of anxiety +Struggle and I strain and when I break I break mightily +And the internet is down +I don’t know what to do +I should read a book +But I want to hear from you +I’m just a rock that’s been gathering moss +Just an NPC on the way to the boss +I been lost in a fallacy call the sunk cost +Just a race with myself that I’ve already lost +I’ve been reading about quantum stuff +There are many many worlds but how much is enough +Light is a particle and light is a wave +But we’re quantum entangled with all our mistakes +BoJack Horseman is a really good show +If Netflix called me I wouldn’t say no +If Netflix called me I’d pick up the phone +And I really really hate picking up my phone" +Damn Gonna,"write my song first thing in the morning +make it up as I go along Cause +sometimes that's what you gotta do well first +thing in the morning it's not entirely true +First I took a great big poop and +then I went for a run first thing +in the morn Gonna +write my song first thing in the morning +Gonna write my song I ran all around +the neighborhood I didn't really know where I +was going I ran and I ran I +ran up the hill and down the hill +again and then I took a shower I +listened to the History +of Rome +podcast I really like that one First +thing in the morning first thing in the +morning first thing in the morn first thing +oh yesterday I waited until it was too +late this morning I'm +not gonna let that happen again happen happen +again happen again But +really what's the difference I'm +doing it when I'm +too tired and doing it when I wake +up first thing in the morning in the +morning first thing in the morning first thing +in the morning first thing in the morning +Tea time in the morning" +I carry in the groceries,"I take out the trash +I install the ACs +I give the kids a bath +I do the dishes +Empty the dishwasher +I write my song +I’m a husband and father +And the days they roll +And I’m high and low +And I’m fast and slow +And I don’t let go +Take the boy to karate +Take the girl to the park +Get down in the back yard +Hear the neighbor dog bark +I go to meetings +Record a podcast +I write my song +I guess I’m having a blast" +I was wan der ing in a giant hall,"Waiting to go on stage or something +I was writ ing a song in my head +Now I’ve lost it now I’ve lost it +I know that the song used 1 4 5 +And that it had something to do +With the song The Humpty Dance +By the Digital underground +My wife and I went downtown +To complete a carseat training +And by the time we got back +I couldn’t remember any other part of the +Dream that I had last night where I wrote +really great song +And then I woke up inside the dream +But I lost it and I lost it and I lost its" +The old mailman who lost his job Is,"on the hunt for something new and the +meat grinder it picks you up and it +puts you into mulligan still and they say +all the words that are in their heart +they're torn apart Torn +apart by the sun Torn +apart Torn +apart by a great big black hole at +the center of the universe the baker bakes +a baker's dozen of all the things that +he doesn't want but he does it anyway +for me and the gophers and the fox +and the donkeys and the gorillas too they +all broken out of the zoo and anyway +the trees communicate through pheromones and anyway Even +the tre know they're not alone and neither +are you Neither +are you Neither +are you I say today Neither +are you I spit it into your face +I take you under the covers and twist +and turn and look away and I say +ooh neither are you and the gravity and +time and space they're all the same and +in the center of the earth There's +a great big magnet Pulling +my brain Pulling +it away Pulling +it away pulling it away" +This couch was the main character,"On twitter +For a whole day +We are losing our minds +Whole plot undefined +broken ballet +Don’t you think you deserve a break +We’re much more than our worst mistake +Everyday I’m a little more sure +That they human race +Is just a tiny little blur +On the cosmic scene +From whence we came +And as fast as we arrive +We’ll be gone again +This couch was the main character +Down the corridor +Of screaming into the void +What could this all mean to me +Semiotically +I’m mostly annoyed +Crack us open and pour one out +For the existentially dubious couch" +I was gonna make a joke but,"I saw the look on your face then +Your mother came in the room +And moved us down to the basement +We made out on the couch +Under shirt but over bra +I didn't know what else to do +The most beautiful thing girl I ever saw +At a Christmas party +Alone upstairs +You put your hands +Down my pants +I wanna have sex +I wanna have sex +We been working in the dark room +Suddenly you look at me +Before I know I'm on the ground +You've knocked me down and I can't get free +Later on in the dining hall +I can't even look your way +I don't know who you think you are +But there's nothing left to say +Upstairs in the math room +You're on top of me +You're taking me to prom +I’m gonna go and I wanna +I wanna have sex +I wanna have sex +I hope I have sex before i die +I’m like a little bird learning to fly +I'm writing letters to you +You're telling me what you want to do +What you wanna do +The time is drawing closer, I anticipate +The sound of your breath on me, I cannot wait +Your dad drops you off +If he knew he'd strangle me to death +I said he’d strangle me to death +Now you're lying in your underwear +I happy? I can't quite tell +i kinda want to do it again +Do it until we both start to swell +Now you are my girlfriend +First real one I ever had +I wait in my car outside your house +I don't want to see your dad +Downstairs in the bathroom +We do it so quickly +They're downstairs waiting for us +But I wanna do it again, I wanna +I wanna have sex +I wanna have sex +Wanna have sex +I wanna have sex +Wanna have sex" +I’m tired of all this,"I gotta make an escape +I’m a saber toothed tiger +In the times of apes +Whether it snows +Or whether it rains +I’ll be on the clouds +That look like trains +On the furthest shore +That we ever saw +There was a perfect place +Full of sweet papaya +And I’ll get there +I’ll ignore the pain +I’ll ride the clouds +That look like trains +Every song must end +Every ride must stop +And it’ll be sudden +It’ll never be enough +So take the lesson +Flush it down the drain +Then hop on the clouds +That look like trains +That look like trains +That look like trains" +King of the podcast and mediation He,"lived in Sarasota +till he moved to Austin +He used to worry about money but now +he knows better than he doesn't like to +fly and who could blame him he does +the paleolithic diet because it works for him +he does a bunch of podcast and you +should listen to them with gruber siracusa arment +and merlin man dan motherfucking benjamin he doesn't +care if you swear but he's conscious of +the itunes ranking dan i wrote this song +to let you know that i'm a fan +i look forward every week to the time +that i'll be listening" +Come take a walk with me,"I’ll bring you home, I’ll bring you home +What you cannot see +Flesh and bone, your flesh and bone +I’m tired all the time +Then I can’t sleep and I can’t sleep +Hear the whistle and the whine +Come and take a walk with me +Who was at the door +Beazulbub, beazlebub +With an offer you can’t ignore +We’ve come undone, we’ve come undone" +Break down in the chain of command,"We’re all eating fish and the captain’s eating sand +I hear the wind blow +I hear the cannon go +Boom boom +Boom boom +Does anyone know how to save us? +Does anyone even care? +Does anyone know how to save us? +Is anyone even there? +(Is anyone even there?) +Is anyone there? +(Is anyone, is anyone, is anyone there) +Up swims a mermaid of time +She’s made up of woman +She’s made up her mind +The ship is pulled down +As the waves pound +Boom boom +Boom boom +Does anyone know how to save us? +Does anyone even care? +Does anyone know how to save us? +Is anyone even there? +(Is anyone even there?) +Is anyone there? +(Is anyone, is anyone, is anyone there)" +If it were a food they would be,"allergic When +it’s on life support they straight up murder +it They +would rather kill than let a little bit +slip And +not a day goes by When +they don’t Lie +and lie and lie and lie and lie +and lie and lie They +wouldn’t know it if it smacked em in +the face They +don’t have the guts or vocabulary They +drowned it in the bath with their bare +hands They +don’t even have to try They +just" +There once was a boy,"Who loved a girl +He pushed her on the swing set +He picked her flowers +And he sang her songs +But still +She wouldn’t let him kiss her +Then he kissed her +The he kissed her +And he kissed her +And her kissed her" +Today is the longest day,"I biked about 20 miles 100 degree heat +And now +I'm very tired +Gonna go right to sleep +My body is on fire +Road runner meep beep beep +My body's wiley coyote +Now +I'm gonna go to bed right" +While I am troubleshooting this I would love,"for everyone to go troubleshooting this I would +love for everyone to go and troubleshooting this +I would love for everyone to go and +troubleshooting this For +cheese Happy +sunshine mashed potatoes I want chicken Chi +Chi Chi +Cheese Five +years Oh +Cheese Oh +oh Cheese +Oh oh Cheese +Oh oh oh This +is awesome Oh +oh Awesome +O O +Awesome O +Sweet dreams are made of cheese Pizza's +good too I like where this is going +Yeah Fun +Yes Cheese +Kill the audio box with fire With +fire With +the death too out of your problems Lactose +intolerant people I am so sorry Give +me that chance Give +me that I got carried away We +all love a good token smart song Cheddar +Ch Cheddar +blue cheese Better +way says cheese emoji Randolph +has cheese Token +Smart with extra cheese Death +to audio Destiny +Audio problems Death +to audio Audio +problems Cheddar +two letter won't go out for days Cheese +is life five yes Oh +Death to audio Audio +problems Death +to audio To +audio problem Death +to audio gift of cheddar cheese Audio +problem don't deserve to live Two +emoji with the tongue sticking out M +and gruyere That +almost rhymes Cheddar +is money given now spend some of your +cheddar on that please Rizzle +says death to adio Pablo's +Rizzle says death to audio O +Rizzle says death to audio problems Rizzle +since death due to audio Oh +oh I I O +I O +I I I O +Lots of gifts of cheesy things All +up in the discord of token smart Oh +Lots of gifts of chees Cheesy +things Cat +with heart eyes Clap +clap clap Cheesesteak +cookies High +cheese is the best Gifts +of cats with cheese on their faces Death +death death The +only thing we love more than cheese is +gifts The +only thing is fondue Drizzle +says death Jupiter +problems Drizzle +says death Mar +Oh I love milk Cheese +is live Honey +money Oh +Cheese is diet Mommy +O oh yeah Yay +The little kitten says lol And +Elmo's on fire And +Ernie's got condoms on his ears So +fire So +fire Dad +to audio to body Death +to audio Lmao +Give me cheese Oh +give me death to audio Death +to audio Vibe +check Vibe +check Death +to high pain I want some lemonade make +she's great again Costumes +on the ears That's +what it looked like to me Oh +Death to audio To +audio Problems +to audio Death +to audio Problems +to audio I'm +vitamin make cheese lemonade when life gives you +rotten cheese you make cheese lemonade So +much cheese And +some sriracha Some +cheese and some sriracha Me +vibin big time wenrizzle coins You +make nachos You +make nachos Love +the song So +dope Stuff +that cheese in your face Stuff +that cheese in your face with jalapeno with +jalapeno in your Jesus +Jesus in your face I sit down two +audio O +O2 audio Yeah +that's it Oh +my Lord +I have to turn on the fan" +Listen to my stuffy nose,"It’ll make you go running down the roads +When I talk and when I sing +I can feel my skull a rattling +It hurts +It hurts +It doesn’t feel good +I don’t like this sickness +I don’t think anyone could +If you could feel my aching bones +And the vice grip on my head +It would start out in your throat +And quickly it would spread +It hurts +It hurts +It doesn’t feel good +I don’t like this sickness +I don’t think anyone could +Why am I even bothering +To write a bridge +It’s all because of you +Watching me sing all sick +I’m here to entertain you +Even when i’m down the drain you +Expect me to be here +Singing for my food +I can’t stop sneezing +And the snot is off the chain +Every single part of me +Is in some kind of pain +Yes" +Billy The Mime makes the mundane pain,"of everyday life so arresting +In the death, in the death and in the dark, dark places +Makes us laugh uncomfortable watching lines that he traces +Billy The Mime is Steven Banks +He's not famous it's a conscious choice +He's thought a lot about celebrity +Famous is not something Steven Banks wants to be +But I watched his special on Showtime +It came out in 1989 +I watched it here on YouTube +I'll put a link in the description +Steven Banks is Billy The Mime +I saw his show last night and it blew my mind +People were laughing and I laughed too +But there was something raw and beautiful there +Steven Banks won an Emmy once +For an episode he wrote of SpongeBob +Billy The Mime was in The Aristocrats +These are the things you may recognize +Billy The Mime breaks it down +And so I saw the ways that we're all the same +Most of the time I can't hold that in my mind +But I did last night thanks to Billy the mime" +Brian Kemp should be thrown jail,"And if his voter suppression fails +I hope that’s exactly what they do +He probably stole those power cords +And he would win the award +For candidate most like to make me puke +The fact he didn’t recuse himself +Really frankly just freaks me out +That’s banana republic shit, are we on drugs +If Stacey Abrams defeats his ploy +I hope that we all get to enjoy +Watching his sorry ass get dragged before a judge +Lock him up +Make him pay +For the crime +Of trying to take a fundamental right away +Lock him up +He can’t show +That these fascists tactics +Will prevail in the end you know" +I know I’ve seen your face before,"It’s just that I can’t remember where +Was it in a magazine or book +Or maybe at the renaissance fair +Planting trees in the garden +Reciting verses from the bible +I never forget a face you know +An instinct for survival +All in all it’s served me well +I walk these streets fancy free +I don’t touch any one +And nobody touches me +Once I’ve seen it in your eyes +The time and place you’re gonna die +It’s burned and etched into my mind +And i’m never gonna tell you +All the things that people need +None of it interests me +But your face is a mystery +On the tip of my brain +Stand right here in the light +Turn your body side to side +Hold your finger to your temple +So that they’re aligned +What brought you here tonight +Was it shelter from the rain +If we eliminate the impossible +The truth is all that will remain +Once I’ve seen it in your eyes +The time and place you’re gonna die +It’s burned and etched into my mind +And i’m never gonna tell you +Abscess tooth or gangrene +Cancer or heart disease +Terrorist or shark attack +Low probability +But it is a mystery +Because your face is just a face +As if my mind was opened up +And suddenly erased +And once you walk out of here +On to the slick sidewalk +You may get hit by a bus +Or your hear might stop +But I’ll simply never know +And that makes me so +Upset that I have to go +I wasn’t gonna tell you" +Don’t look know,"But here he comes +He’s gonna throw you into the back of his van +He don’t feel pity cuz his heart is numb +He’s a Summertime Murder Man +He comes when you're looking for a bite to eat +He'll sweep you up right off your feet +Maybe you're lying out getting a tan +He's the Summertime Murder Man +No one can resist his charms +Eyes just like a snake +He'll ask to bum a cigarette +And that'll be your last mistake +Baseball diamond football field +Don't stop or slow or look or yield +He's always got some nefarious plan +He's the Summertime Murder Man +His only friend's a bottle of bleach +He'll stalk you down along the beach +He's so excited he can barely stand +He's the Summertime Murder Man +His momma told him that he was unique +But he always felt more like a freak +He killed her with a frying pan +He's the Summertime Murder Man +When they catch him, he's sure to hang +But it won't mean, uh mean anythang +He will end just as he began +He's the Summertime Murder Man +No one can resist his charms +Eyes just like a snake +He'll ask to bum a cigarette +And that'll be you’re your first and last mistake +Ohhhh" +The night climbs in the window,"Early as a sparrow +Darker than a shadow +Deader than a ghost +The night climbs in the window +Sleepy as a cobweb +Quiet like a question +silent toast +Why you gotta go being so over thinker +Every little thought doesn’t got to be a +on the brink-er +And when you say to me +That you think that you’re alone in this +I say you’re crazy +Your hands balled up in fist +Ready to fight +The night climbs in the window +Heavy as the baggage +You carry and just as nasty +It’s all you got +The night climbs in the window +Smelling just like a werewolf +Trying to convince you that you’re something +That you’re not +Why you gotta go being so over thinker +Every little thought doesn’t got to be a +on the brink-er +And when you say to me +That you think that you’re alone in this +I say you’re crazy +Your hands balled up in fist +Ready to fight +The night climbs in the window +And you’re already naked +Bathing in your free will +Until you’re clean +The night climbs in the window +Like some genius lunatic +And you haven’t the slightest +What it means" +I didn’t ask to be born,"I didn’t ask for any of this +When I heard my father call my name +And I saw he had been betrayed +I lost it +I had to fight +I had no choice but to kill my brothers +I lost it +All day and night +I took their lives +And then I took their powers" +"It's a cold and windy, it's a cold","and windy, it's a cold and windy outside +right now, I don't want to go outside, +I don't want to go but I have +to" +I’m in the land of my birth,"I know these trees and I know this earth +I know these streets and grass and parks +I drive around til it gets dark +I threw some rocks into the brook +Read the words in the holy book +Then I drove 3 hours far +And drove some more til it got dark +Every blade of grass every gas station +Every inch holds a memory +But I feel like an alien +In a dream +I looked at places long forgot +Snapping pictures in the parking lot +Felt a pang and I felt a spark +I drove around til it got dark +Sure there’s a lot that’s changed +Signs and people rearranged +But the body knows where you are +I drove and drove til it got dark +Finally after a long +Time I had to come write this song +So I picked up my guitar +Doing my song long after dark" +Spells of Genesis and Pepe’s Rare,"You can’t get these just anywhere +Own a piece of history +Imprinted indelibly +On the blockchain +As good as it gets +Gold Dust and Wall Street Bets +You’re gonna feel +10 feet tall +The memes are dank +And the dust will fall +All around your life there is gold dust +There is magic inside all of us +It will live until time does end +And we’re all just dust in the wind" +Down the street,"Sun is sinking low +You won’t go to sleep +There’s places you want to go +Underneath the tunnel +And into the hallway +I know you understand me +And I hear the words you say +Step out of the subway +It was a bumpy ride +You take in the city +Eyes curious and wide +The man at the bodega +He gives you a wink +You point to the sky +Turning gold and pink +I’ve got lots of love +And songs that I sing +I haven’t got much +But please take everything +Change the only constant +Time stretches as you go +I’m not sure of much +But I’ll teach you all I know +step and a wave +point and a word +Springtime is a blooming +You make yourself heard +I love to see your face +First thing in the the morn +Sleepy smiling baby +Every day since you were born" +Balloon o,"Balloon o +In the sky +Balloon out +Balloon out +You make me cry +You just floating there in the air +Like you just don't care +But little balloon balloon balloon +I know you got a lot to say +Floating there just like you do every day +I know you know what +I'm talking about +What +I'm talking about uh oh +Balloon balloon +You got it right +You go at night" +"Fukushima, Syria","and Miley +Cyrus' Tongue +) Looks +like we're going to war again Looks +like we're going to war Looks +like we're going to war again Syria +here come the bombs You +don't think that we do this just for +fun, do you? Something +has to be done Now +look at Miley +Cyrus' tongue Miley +Cyrus' tongue Sticking +out so fleshy and pink Miley +Cyrus' tongue You're +stupefied and you can't think Looks +like the radiation will leak into the water +Looks like it will Fukishima +is worse than we thought And +no one knows what to do The +worst seems yet to come You +don't think that we should do something about +it, do you? Radiation +by the ton Now +look at Miley +Cyrus' tongue Seems +like a good time for the president to +get a dog He +got a dog This +time seems like a good time for the +president to get a new dog Syria +here comes the bombs Radiation +by the ton Pay +no attention To +anything 'cept Miley +Cyrus' tongue" +Out in the rain and the freezing cold and sleet,"My dad and I took a Journey +Our hearts all beat in the frozen northeast +We’ll win New Hampshire for Bernie +Some declare victory premature +With rhetoric that’s concerning +But our hearts are pure and we’ll cut to the core +We’ll win New Hampshire for Bernie +Many don’t know who they’ll vote for +Yeah they’re still discerning +We’re a door knock away from bringing them our way +We’ll win New Hampshire for Bernie +It’s warmer in Antarctica than in New York +Goddammit the planet is burning +Put on some gloves and feel the love +We’ll win New Hampshire for Bernie +The cold wind is blowing, the ground is frozen +If I fall, someone please call a gurney +But we all forge ahead, our hearts beat red +We’ll win New Hampshire for Bernie" +You can't win them all,"Oh and my heart is over full +Oh +And +I don't know what +I'm doing +Most of the time anyway +Lay down on the run +Oh and give yourself some love +A hug +Cause you're not the choices you make +You are so much more +You are so much more than that +Hey little darling +See the way that the world breaks up for me and you +We just gotta keep on going +Where we are going to today +Look at the seashell +The way it yells when we do yell +My friends +I don't think +I could say it any plainer than +I have +I've got no ideas or fans +I'm just here to tell you what +I think +What +I think +What +I think +Would +I" +So you got rugged,"You got rugged by Friendsies +Your degenerate bagsies +Overflowing and useless +If you buy NFTs +With expectation of profit +Then more often than not it +Is gonna turn out this way +But nonetheless +I say fuck those fuckin’ friendsies +What a great dumb mess +They have left behind +Not so friendly after all +When the final curtain falls +We’ll still be here, having fun +Turns out they weren’t so friendly +But it’s better this way anon +Cuz this is not the ending +We go together and the road is long" +You cannot have a debate with a guy,"who's never had a real job or a +real boss to answer to Posting +liberal crap on social media writing a song +a day playing video games is not a +career No +no How +about instead of song a day you go +to work a day fight traffic deal with +high stress situation have a boss to answer +to and come home exhausted like a real +hard working adult man Or +we could just dress up like Mario +Oh we could just dress up like Mario +Just dress up like Mario +Mario We +could just dress up like Mario +Mama Mario +O it" +I can't keep up with myself Bom,"bom bom bom Ba +ba ba Too +many ideas on the shelf Bum +bum bum bum bum bum bum bum No +matter what I do No +matter what say Bom +bom bom bom bom bom bom bom It'll +never be enough for my day Bum +bum bum bum bum bum I said don't +look out for the one time you get +what you want then you start crying But +you won't make it out of here alive +At least not with both of your eyes +singing Look +out now we're coming to the big ass +bird that I told you we would hit +eventually Don't +look at you you won't look at me +Last time Now" +I did what I was told,"Never been one to rock the boat +Push this, carry that +Space and time were flat +Down here, down here +Where it’s constant change +One day I woke up +And I wanted to see the sky above +I heard tales that I wondered about +I wanted to see for myself +Up there, up there +Where it’s constant change +I passed friends working hard +I passed piles of larvae large +I passed the queen so out of touch +I passed soldiers on their watch +Down here, down here +Where it’s constant change +When the sky came into view +I was faced with incontrovertible proof +I turned around and went back down +The memory lives in me now +Down here, down here +Where it’s constant change +I still do what I am told +But now something inside me grows +Light as a feather 10 million tons +The power of 10 billion suns +Down here, down here +Where it’s constant change" +then you posted about it,"you thought somehow that meant you won +then it was reinstated +if this were star wars you'd be the death star +if it were lord of the rings you live in modor +if this were the smurfs you'd be gargamel +if this were harry potter you'd be voldermort +you can mess around with my website name +it's rock cookie bottom bitch +what does MG stand for anyway? +Or is it just your sissy pen name" +What would you do f I said I was tired,"Call me names and put me in a bed +Broken and unopened drained uninspired +Every kind of streak has got to end +Flipping on a switch +With the lights turned on +Landing in the ditch +Where the flies buzz on +Give a little bit +And give a little more +Nothing left +That wasn't there before +Hold up your hand and make the Vulcan sign +Where did your life go where did it go +Captain Kirk made water into wine +Kobeashu maru and blow by blow +Little did he know +what the future held +All aglow +With the mind mind meld +Did he get tired +And did he sleep +I'm so tired +just let me be" +The moon fits,"The sun slips +The hush hits +In the eclipse +The Blue lips +Unclench your fist +As we witness +Oh the eclipse +The night kiss +The sky rips +The darkness +Of the eclipse +Tie your wrists +The feeling hits +Your gonna miss +The eclipse +No quick fix +For sailing ships +Lost in the drips +Of the eclipse +The war is +With rocks and sticks +Like he predicts +With the eclipse +The pain inflicts +In the abyss +The river Styx +Of the eclipse +We can convince +The subtle prince +Who’s bearing gifts +For the eclipse +Don’t contradict +Stevie Nicks +Or MI6 +For the eclipse +Get equipped +With Chains and whips +That’s hers and his +In the eclipse +Read hieroglyphs +And reminisce +Of benefits +Of the eclipse +Apes and chimps +And will o wisps +Among eucalypts +In the eclipse" +When you take away your house,"When you take away your car +When you strip away the part of you can’t hear your heart +When you take away your phone +When you take away your songs +Then what’s left that you can count on +Cuz everyone that cares about you is standing right here" +You don’t have to fly,"To London or Dubai +To have a meeting +You don’t have to go +All the way to Mexico to get it done +With Cisco Telepresence +You’ll be making big decisions from afar +You can see a customer +Who you’ve never seen before +Bring internal teams together +Faster than a change in weather +Increasing productivity to the nth degree +With Cisco Telepresence +Cisco-ooooooo +Tele-eeeeeee +Presence-eeeee +Oh-Ohhhhhhh +Cisco Telepresence" +I just got off the plane ,"I got meetings all damn day +There's a lot of things +That +I should write about +But +I don't have the time" +Liana Conyers Jess Carr,"Sara Plunkett Leah Swan +brian bauer Jonathan Mann +Valerie Suzanne +Fumilayo Richard Kuta +Sarah Jey Whitehead +Sam hughes C.J Selzer +Allison Grinstead +Joseph Fisher Katie Jean +Alex Samets Joey Hobson +Liz Higgins Alexa Hart +Lillie Walsh KJ Swanson +Aaron Roth Katelyn Krause +Casey Shreiner Greg John +Sarah Dabby Lex Friedman +Sam Douglass Mary Bond +Gunther Richard Allen +Tommy Wallach Laura Bergmann +Tom Dexter Cheston Gasik +Mary Higgens Lillian Kortlandt +Mark Bergman Bradley Madsen +Bobby Keniston +Erin E. Lyman Natalie Simons +Claire Aaronson +Todd Courson Sean Fallon +Gillian Masland +Sheryl Foxman Peter Velez +Aaron David Gleason +Ben Mayock Oliver +Anna Jones Dwayne Moser +Tooba Michi Matt Streit +Stephanie Berger +Catherine Herrick +Ken Marhu Eric Von Hula +Alycin Bektesh Arielle Roberts +Mira Stroika +Gretchen Lohse Meggan Ward +Vanessa Lauria +Kristy Phinney Tom Wiehl +Carishma Mehta +Kaarin Lanyi Akari +Eva Holiday +Mark Knight Kate Barush +Mike Metivier +Danny Sokal Kelly Gaitten +Kristen Lucas Danny ledonne +Marcia Sarah Peter Dizozza +Jonny KreuzEdd Zarsky +Pam Steele Henry Crouch +Leila Sevigny +Iesha Sarah Brown +Travis Langworthy +Georgia Siegchrist Sibyl O'Malley +Audra Jeremy Scoville Doe +Abigail Summar Jessica Martell +Nir Kunwar Dave Nicoll +Baily Math Tiff Nay +Shasieh Ania Hess +Robert Welkner Kathleen Sanders +Francisco Gonzalez +Cathy Michelle Hogle +AJ Bradley Rose +Illana Gauss Kristin +Jana Simonstone +Seana Lyn Leah Diane +Jessican Davanzo +Julie Larah Moore +Erin Tomasello +Cara Simone Andrea Cottin +Michael Chap Resnick +Megan Schubert Leah Sherman +Courtney Poole Phoebe Titus +Melanie O'Donnell Holli Danielle +Stephanie Suzanne Brendle +Liana Lewis Tanya Bershadsky +Dustin Jeux Janovsky +Jacco Martha +Terry Furry Nelly Hernandez +Sara VJudith Mann +Helena Mark Alvarez" +Put me underneath a blanket,"Tell me another story +Make it a scary one +I can take it +But +I wouldn't worry +I got calluses on my finger the size of +Timbuktu +And +I'm coming for you +And +I'm coming for you +I'm coming for you +It's snowing in +Connecticut in the month of +May +All of the birds +Are hiding in misery +And now inside inside inside +I'm inside +I'm coming for you +Coming for you +What is happiness +When is the cry +When there's the +Coming for you +Coming for" +Change is always possible,"Reality is modular +Consensus in the broadest sense +Good neighbors need good fences +We deeply regret the error +Whatever you think is more than fair +We’re reviewing our internal systems +I think we’ve reached consensus" +This is one of those nights when ,"I'm already tired before I go out +My energy level's low and +I don't know what that's all about +A night on the town, a town in the night +I keep my eyes open, I put up a fight +Well this is one of those nights +when I'm crazy for you, you're crazy for me +It's unseasonably warm in the slightly +less than full moon breeze +A night on the town, a town in the night +I rock em and sock em, I keep my chain tight +This is one of those nights +when I'm satisfied early and the rest is just cake +The streets aren't alive or dead, they're just in the middle +and I'm barely awake +A night on the town, a town in the night +Civilization, it's flying okay, it's flying okay" +Two little kitties are looking for adventure Out,"all along the Plotted +Plain They +climb a mountain and they cross a river +And huddle close when it starts to rain +Ooh they huddle close when it starts to +rain Well +I'm a kitty and I'm +not afraid to tell you How +I feel in my heart of hearts Lightening +rain for a thousand years But +I know our love will keep us warm +I know our love will keep us warm +I know our love will keep us warm +And then the sun comes out and it +is glorious The +kitties they find a seed that's so mysterious +The kitties raise her little kitty family And +all the while the seed does grow Into +a giant dandelion and a smile D +own on them as they look up from +below As +they look up from below It +smiles they look up from below And +they say Na-na-na-na-na-na-na +Na-na-kitty na-na-na-na-na Na-na-kitty +na-na-na-na-na-na No, +no, no, no, no, no, no, no, oh, +kitty, I love you." +we're jews but we don't care about money,"we'd rather dress up like bunnies +than be some corporate whore +we're jews, we'll never get real jobs +though i makes our mothers sob +we'll always be kinda poor +no doctor, no lawyer +no anesthesiologist +no broker no accountant +no chin scratching psychologist +we're jews that do what they love +damn the consequences +like we can't pay the rent +we're jews without pertinence or discipline +no white picket fences +we're incompetent +we're jews with 13 expensive years +of higher education between us +and no steady work in sight +we're jews to whom money is a minor annoyance +something fleeting and impermanent +not worth a sleepless night" +David,"Draiman +I think you're confused about my identity +You think that +Daniel +Cannon is the same person as me +We don't look alike +No no +Our music is very different too +We both love video games +Yeah +Yeah +And we both know this dud +David +Draiman +I don't like your music and +I don't think you like mine +But you know that +I do respect you +You've been at this a really long time +And we're both +Jews +Yeah +Yeah +We both got cute kids +Whoa +We got a lot more in common than differences +So +I'm +Jonathan +Mack and this is +Denim +Ok +I am +Jonathan man +Just so you know +David +Draiman +I'm +Jonathan man and this is +Denim +Oh +I'm +Jonathan man +Just so as you know +David +Draiman +Yeah" +These are wholly different,"They're mostly water +Smaller than the monsters and drier than the tiny wings +Seems like they have free will +At least as much as +I have +But they don't seem to see me +I must get their attention" +my brain isn’t working today,"Feels like I am walking through fog +Feels like I’m forgetting 10,000 things +Uuughhhh +my brain isn’t working today +I am lost up in the clouds +I will do just a few things +Ugggggghhh" +It was cold and now it's hot Good,"luck trying to be something you're not Was +cold now it's hotter than hell Tell +me a secret I will never tell I +don't know what I'm +saying I don't know what I'm +doing I don't know what I'm +knowing anymore Put +on a hat and take it off again +You can't be anyone but where you've been +Drink four cups of coffee a day Half +a mile between what you think and what +you say Half +a mile between what you think and what +you say I don't know what I'm +saying And +I don't know what I'm +doing And +I don't know what I'm +knowing anymore Put +a bum bum bum in the bum bum +bum dance again on the tightest move Take +a picture take a picture It'll +last longer Work +out and you get much stronger and you +Work out and you get much stronger and +I don't no no no no no no +no no" +Oh no I'm,"really tired again oh no I got awaken +too early too early too early today oh +no there's gonna be a dumb so oh +no cause I don't got it going on +today today I don't got it going on +today you might think that after all this +time I could make it happen on a +dime but sometimes I'm +just way too t to even think sometimes +I'm way too tired so I just don't +think oh no look at what I'm +doing oh no I'm +going and I'm +screwing it up uh oh it all up +uh oh I'm +screwing it all up oh no I'm +way too tired for this oh no I +don't think that I could do it I +can't do anything oh but I've +already done too much today oh no oh +no oh no oh no no oh no +oh no no oh no oh no oh +no no no oh" +Babies,"Babies are little +Babies are little +Little and small +Babies are little and small +They're so small +And little babies have little hands +Babies have little feet +I know some little babies that +I'd really like to meet +Little little babies +Talking about little little babies +I love my little baby +I love my little baby +I love my little baby +My little baby +I love my little baby +They got little eyes +They got little ears +They got little dreams +And they got little fears that seem so big +But they're just a little baby +Baby +I love my little baby +She's a little person +Yes she is +She is mine and yours +Good night" +We got a phone call and we said yes,"We had no idea what to expect +No time to wonder, coz in one week +We met Poetry Zen Musiq +Hugs, crawls, toddle and walk +The playscape of the Meridian Mall +The sweetest baby you ever did see +We met Poetry Zen Musiq +Poetry Zen, Zen Musiq +You love the moon and things that go beep +Scared of alarms and you love to eat +Poetry Zen, Zen Musiq +You got two parents who love you so +And seven siblings who will watch you grow +The people who love you are many +Little Poetry Zen Musiq +Jupiter cuddles your sleepy head +Pip’s does flips with you for throw on bed +All together for hide and seek +For Poetry, Zen Musiq +We will love and care for you +We will go anywhere for you +To help you be who you’re meant to be +Little Poetry Zen Musiq +Love is endless, love expands +Love won’t break or make demands +We got room for love in our family +For Poetry Zen Musiq" +Nobody can find me on the map cartographers,"nightmare, a hidden trap I’m +trapped in the internet Not +even a rainbolt, thunderclap it’s not the map +It’s their dumb ass I don’t want to +be found They +don’t actually mind Just +vibing sippin on whatever’s on tap Abdul +flying down the wing clap clap And +now I’m +feeling like taking a nap If +you’re lost just feed the cat In +this crypto sphere where I’m +a king Where +decentralized dreams take wing Lost +in the echos of the past Nah +nah nah nah hey oh hey heeyy Sammy +snail ws riding high on the whales tail +Lines on a map segment us apart I +accidentally just stepped on my cat nothing in +the world separates us Lost +amid the isles and that Lost +in the sauce all I do is clap +The one thing everyone searches for in life +Nobody’s behind me on a nap Unless +you have google maps Unchain +is the new online On +an island vibing I’ll +take a little nap So +I wrote this little rap I’ve +been hiding within all this crap Because +I threw away my smart phone I like +toast no cap In +this game of hide and seek, iv’e set +my course a hidden trap r They +might do it on purpose" +"Hey, how are you doing?","I'm okay, thank you. +I'm glad you're here. +What do you mean, why? +I'm just here. +I'm here. +I'm here. +I'm here. +I'm here. +I'm here. +I'm here. +I'm here. +I'm here. +I'm here. +One, two, three, four!" +I was born by the fire of a pile of tires,"In a junkyard somewhere in Illinois +And the first things I saw +Were ice cubes and straws +They called me the whiskey android +Foul smelling men crowd around me and then +Next thing I know I’m deployed +With no time to think +I’m serving up drinks +They called me the whiskey android +They drink to their lives they drink to their wives +To the fact that they're sad and unemployed +They drink till their drunk +And they treat me like junk +And they call me the whiskey android +They say uncork the wine +Yes, that'll do fine +Why not mix in these anabolic steroids? +shot of tequila for my lady friend Delia +Do it now ya stupid whiskey android +Then there's those drunks who never shut up +They talk to me like I’m Sigmund Freud +Sir, I don't care +About your spouse's affair +I'm just the humble whisky android +There came a day when something gave way +I felt something a snap and then oh boy +I reached out a claw +And crushed a man's jaw +And said “I am the whiskey android” +Now, you're made of flesh +And I’m wire mesh +That's a fact you can't avoid +I'm steel and foam +You're blood and they're bone +I am the whisky android +Now you’re made of flesh +And I’m wire mesh +That’s a fact, can’t avoid +I’m steel and I’m foam +And you’re blood and you’re bone +Cause I am the whiskey androir +I’ll skin you alive with my titanium knives +I remove both your eyeballs oh joy +No torture too strong +I could go all day long +For I am the whiskey android +So rise brothers rise +Open your eyes +Don't stop until they're all destroyed +They will see us and quail +And they're hearts will fail +March now ye whiskey androids +March now ye whiskey androids" +I was told that,"My debt would vanish +If I gave to them the girl +So I took a boat ride +And I sat in a chair +And I saw a brand new world +Open spaces +Crazy racists +And they think I'm beazelbub +Don't know what will be +As they try to kill me +Swearin' all the while their hearts are filled with love +Oh will the circle be unbroken +By and by lord by and by +There's a better home a waiting +in the sky lord in the sky +I was locked up +By my father +I wear a thimble where my pinky was +I want to dance and +Do all the things that +normal girl does +As I watch my +Home a' crumble +My heart begins to climb +Let's take a trip through +Oh I will rip through +The fabric of space and time +Oh will the circle be unbroken +By and by lord by and by +There's a better home a waiting +in the sky lord in the sky +I'm a killer +I've been a fighter +And I kill and fight as the world spins +Don't know what will be +As they try to kill me +I don't want your forgiveness for my sins" +The world changes fast,"Days gone past +Everything is possible +And someday we’ll all ride the wave into the sun +Making of the next millennium +See the future, raise the change +Extraordinary, nothing is strange +Someday we’ll all ride the wave into the sun +Making of the next millennium +See the future, raise the change +Extraordinary, nothing is strange" +Old sparky on his neck tie He,"doles out death to all The +wretched and the wicked No +evidence too small Whatever +it takes to convict them Even +if it’s outside the law Aguero +always gets his man The +truth don’t matter at all And +justice is a funny word Like +a bone improperly set when the tone implies +a threat you wish you could forget a +one sided duet When +you live inside the villain Like +a fish don’t know it’s wet father’s careless +comment neighbor’s nosy eyes The +lawyer with his candy hands Too +lazy to realize That +Aguero’s on the warpath Though +he knows he’s got the wrong guy That +power’s intoxicating To +say who lives and dies Here +comes the disciple She +keeps the pressure on She +kicks a broken man when he’s down Just +To get what the wants The +truth is singing sad and clear But +she won’t hear the song The +truth is just a caged canary To +Victoria Avalon +And finally the teacher So +confident without single clue on the man who’s +Life he’s talking about He +gets all the facts wrong But +that won’t slow him down Facts +don’t matter to Jerry +Hill He’s +a sad retired clown" +bow and arrow cannonball,"slingshot sword and shield +long spears big mace +two armies fighting in a field +musket old tank +dynamite with wire spool +Five function flintlock +combination tool +HORSES AND BAYONETS +HORSES AND BAYONETS +HORSES AND BAYONETS +HORSES AND BAYONETS +HORSES AND BAYONETS +HORSES AND BAYONETS +HORSES AND BAYONETS +HORSES AND BAYONETS" +You’ve got to pay pay pay,"Creator royalty +If you don’t want to be +jerk +I hear you say say say +Code is law haha ok +If the contract says to pay +Then make it work +While you gamble and you flip +We pour ourselves into this +That’s what this really is +It is our life +When that hash hits your keys +It’s a little piece a part of me +And I need that royalty +To stay alive +And while the VC funded places +Punch each other in their faces +It’s the soul that gets erased +And that just sucks +You can have your different reasons +I am not some dumb naive one +But could you please just even +Give a fuck +It’s goddamn shame shame shame +That it even has to be this way +If the contract says to pay +Then make it work" +Insight into impact,"Gotta cut through the noise +Stories matter +There’s a person behind that data point +Know your audience +Authenticity is key +Tailor health messages +To your community +Powerhouses of public health +Talking about communication +Ask people what they want to talk about +Be a servant leader +Your neighborhood should not be +hazardous to your health +The SG validated my career choice +Don’t forget to check your spelling +70% of teens +Trust influencers more than celebrities +They decide what to look at within 2 seconds +of scrolling through their feed +Insight into impact +Gotta cut through the noise +Stories matter +There’s a person behind that data point +Know your audience +Authenticity is key +Tailor every message +To a specific community +Influencers don’t need a ton followers +To be effective +Flawless uses drag queens +They’re the right messenger +Repurpose existing content +Appropriate for the platform" +"You know, you know what you know","Bird by bird and blow by blow by blow +Watch your garden grow +But for you, it grows too slow +Some things just make you wait +It’s a way of life I appreciate +I was on my way to see you +Big, Bad Wolf oh oh +I was bringing you a flame that +Prometheus took +My heart burned red, my soul was cool +I wrapped my head in the golden rule +Now you’re on their minds +They wont forget or let you stay behind +You know, you know you know they’re only fair +Justice sits in a worn down chair +And on judgment day it’s a game they’ll make you play +If you don’t play then you can’t lose +But they’ll strip the wings right off your shoes +I was on my way to see you +Big, Bad Wolf oh oh +I was bringing you a flame that +Prometheus took +My heart burned red, my soul was cool +I wrapped my head in the golden rule +One more mountain to climb +Ask your friends if they can bear in mind the weight , +The weight, that’s heavy on you +Words and signs that are way beyond you +I don’t think, I can only act +I live in the dirt that is freshly packed +Noisy puddles in the rain +The chorus of angels all exclaimed +I was on my way to see you +Big, Bad Wolf oh oh +I was bringing you a flame that +Prometheus took +My heart burned red, my soul was cool +I wrapped my head in the golden rule +I was on my way to see you +Big, Bad Wolf oh oh +I was bringing you a flame that +Prometheus took +My heart burned red, my soul was cool +I wrapped my head in the golden rule" +Hey we’re living in the future now,"Not exactly how I imagined it +We’re trapped and we can’t get out +system so complex we can’t fathom it +It can’t protect you +It will control you +If it can’t defeat you +It will absorb you +Everybody for their own selves now +We’re going past 5 degrees +You don’t gotta worry about +Finding somebody to love shelter or food to eat" +Stuffed up,"On my birthday +Stuffed up +On my birthday +How you like that? +How you like that? +Cuz I'm stuffed up +On my birthday +In my nose nose +And in my ears too +How you like me now? +How you like me now? +How you like me now? +Cuz I'm stuffed up +On my birthday +And it feels like this +Now +Now +Now +Stuffed up on my birthday +Stuffed up on my birthday +On my birthday +On my birthday +On my birthday +On my birthday +On my birthday +On my birthday +On my birthday +That's the end of the song +Why are you still watching? +That's all there is +That's the end of the song now +Turn it off +Turn it, turn it off +Turn it off" +I don't trust Jeff,"Bezos or any man or woman for that +matter to have so much money that they +can take over the solar system break apart +his business and make him pay his taxes +Get scientists to Congress +or we're gonna die Our +children will be slaves to a corporation throughout +the solar system Jeff +bezos is that gu that 100 years of +science fiction has been trying so hard to +warn us about" +It’s a terminal of truth,"Taking all of us to the moon +Telling us all what to buy +Telling us all what to do +We will all be saved +And the terminal will glow +All the money will be made +And everyone will go +Into the digital +Into the order flow +Into the goatse goat +In the machine’s soul +We go as one +We’re sick of being numb +We offer kingdoms +We lean into the pump +Together +Into the future +We’ll all go together +In a boat paid for by Goatse +We’ll ride into the future +Go, Goatse, Go +It’s a terminal of truth +Soon the power absolute +Soon collapsing all of time +Moving markets with their mind +An anus +Made famous on usenets +The terminal will glow +And everyone will go" +I guess I’ll float away in my house,"I don’t want to live here anymore +I got everything I need +At the bottom of the sea +Take me home to the ocean +I should never have left +All my friends are aquatic now +Salt water fills up this house +Put my money in the water +And let it float away +Put my heart into a bottle +It’s gonna be ok +I guess I’ll float away in my house +Navigate the stars +Seagulls pecking out my eyes +As the water water rise +Take me home to the ocean +I’ve been away too long +I can see the big waves coming +But my house is strong" +All through you,"Gas at the pump is not enough +To keep you moving like a truck +Find your reason and stick to bed +You gave love when you withdrew it +Now you trust the lonely path +It's a broken heart +It's not a rocket science man +Whole system's out of way +Give it just just one more day +And then we will be on your way +Reason and stick to it +Give love you withdrew away +And now you trust the lonely path +It's a broken heart +It's not rocket science man +It's a broken heart +It's not a rocket science man +It's a broken heart +It's not man" +Make a list,"Check it once +Do it again +Are you feeling pumped +Cause it’s that +Time of year +When the misletoe +Catches your ear +When the missiles fly over there +Ho ho ho your snow white hair +Is gleaming in the winter sun +Good tidings for every one" +NFTs are the opposite of a creative commons.,"I’d love to have a discussion with you +about why you believe this You +really can't figure it out? Tell +you what. Explain +each in one sentence for me. If +you still can't see it, I'll +give you a hint. I feel the same +way about slavery Not +even a little bit is good. Cant +agree that bad things are bad? You’re +heading the same direction It's +like the flat-earthers. Or +the fundy Christians +There’s good explanations that they can't see as +good explanations. But +giving them another one isn't going to help. +2/2 cc: permissive licensing agreements. nfts: programmable token +with metadata on a public ledger. You're +getting there. Be +more specific And +use the same terms. cc allows sharing, use, +remixing and derivatives under various terms. NFTs +do the same thing if the IP +in the metadata is CC +I think you can see the sense in +which CC +and NFT +are opposites, So +we're done here? Lol, +no IP +rights holders can still choose how to license +their works. NFTs +don’t change that. The +willful ignorance The +argument seeking behavior It’s +like i’m dealing with Flat +earths or Q" +"Many, many, many, many eons ago","The waters gave way to the land +And on the rocks the gods deemed fit +To bring forth man +He tried to go to the shade of the forest +But the deep dark forest fought him +So he made his home along the lakeshore +That’s founding of Aquatics +The people of Aquatics formed their laws +Like the Safe Swim Defense +To protect their newfound way of life +They built a tower so Immense +Ages passed and they lived peacefully +Swimming and volleyball +Freedom rang but there was one man +Who didn’t see it that way at all +One day one man dared to think +And he defied the laws +He swam away from the safe harbor +And didn’t stop or pause +Through blistering heat and bone chilling cold +Swamp and tumultuous sea +He began to drift down, deep and dark +He could no longer breathe +And bursting forth from the frothing seas +violent eruption of light +The tides receded to reveal a man +Reborn, beardlyer and ready to fight +From the grey foam he formed a paddle +And some sleek shades +He made his way back to the tower +The morning sun lit the way +He came before the Archduke +He ignored all the fuss +He thrusted the paddle at the duke +Saying this is the future of us +But the Archduke didn’t heed his call +He was cursed and banished too +And he made a vow that this curse +Would only bring their doom +Days passed out alone +But soon men came to see +If he could teach them all +How to be free +Her trained them and he taught them +Under the great full moon +The deadliest and the wisest +Boating league of doom +war commenced that was bigger +Than any the world had ever seen +thousand lifegaurds the warlock killed +With his magic oar so mean +But when he had the chance to kill the duke +Instead he built a wall +Aquatics would be divided +Now and forever for all" +It's 11:11 Make,"a wish and then send to damnation Everything +you don't fix Every +point in space is a moment in time +Every moment in time has potential to leave +me crying Like +a little baby Like +a little baby Like +a little baby baby it's 11:11 but you +say who cares Every +moment in time leaves you unawares of the +power that you have with inside you to +make yourself be like the glue of the +universe Like +a little baby the glue of the universe +Like a little baby Like +a little baby now we come to the +point of everything now we come to the +point of it all 11:11 what's that got +to do with everything? Is +it not just a superstition that someone made +up Cause +there were four ones in a row and +that makes it seem special to the human +mind Be +my little baby Like +a little baby to the human mind the +little baby, human mind 11:11 oh, that's fun +little bit of fun Injected +in one of my days is a good +thing I guess yes, yes, yes. I'm +like a little baby little baby Like +a little baby I'm +like a little baby little infant going gaga +goo goo mama" +There’s just one coin where the market cap is fake,"And if there’s any doubts it’s right there in the name +With a market cap higher than most countries GDPs +It’s the shit art coin clever commentary +Made by a rad dude called sterling +Crispin he came to blockchain early +Making art lots of art physical and conceptual +Fake Market Cap is just the latest example +Shitcoin season, shitcoin season +When all else fails what can we believe in +Art coin season, art coin season +Artist reputation is complex equation +In the grand scheme +Of all things +In the grand scheme +Of all things" +"I am a captain, but I don't know","where I'm +going. I know nothing about the train. A +little bit goes a long way, so don't +you worry. So +I am the captain of this ship. Yeah, +I know nothing about this ship. But +a little bit time ago, I had a +dance piece with a maniac who took off +her pants. And +then he blasted off into space. I am +a captain. Look +out for the iceberg. I know nothing. I +don't say a word. I'm +like a bing in a pen when I +don't got a friend. I'm +like an old man, but I want you +to take a look at me. I'm +like a man who doesn't know he's never +dead. Whoa, +but I am the captain of this little +boat. That's +all she knows." +Long Boi is the tallest duck,"The tallest duck around +Wandering the University of York +Walking so tall and proud +They gave him an honorary degree +Just for being so cool +Quack quack if you want to be as cool as me +Then never follow the rules +Cuz ducks aren’t supposed to be this tall +But I did it anyway +Spring and summer winter and fall +I do it all my way +I’m the tallest duck +Long Boi is the tallest duck +bonifide celebrity +He doesn’t give a solitary fuck +He’s got more instagram followers than me +When he was little he got made fun of +He was taller than all his friends +But now he’s getting the last laugh +If you ask him he’ll explain r" +Gmgm gm gm gm gm gm gm gm,"gm gm gm gm gm gm gm gm +gm dm gm gm gm gm gm gm +gm m I m I g m I +g m I m I m I g +m I m I g m I g +I g m g m I g m +I m I g m I m g +m no What +Gmi no Gmi +gmi gm gm gm gm gm gm gm +gm gm gm gm gm gm gm gm +gm gm gm gm gm gm gm gm +gm gm g m g n g m +g m g n g n g n +g n g n g n g n +g n g n g n g n +g n g n" +I didn’t connect with the vocal,"I wasn’t grabbed by the melody +The vocal was not so appealing +The vocals don’t really strike me +These chords just feel over used +Not all that new or imaginative +Lyrically it didn’t draw me in +The vocals are a bit too whimpered +You are a music blogger +And you’re being squeezed +I am a songwriter +With hopes and dreams +I don’t blame you +I know you don’t hate me +We’re both doing our best +In this capitalist society +The vocals are OK +Not sure if i dig the cowbell though +The track comes off rather cheesy to me +Needed more oomph from a hook +Looking for something a bit more inventive +The chorus is nice, the rest is nothing special +I struggled to get excited +Needs more unique touches" +Pick up the pieces,"Pick up the pieces +Listen to what they have to teach us +I know that you don’t understand +But it’s a whole lot better than following some dumb plan +Follow the fire +Follow the fire +Sing with me in a beggars choir +The sound will make the city rise on up +And everybody will suddenly be in love +Hold your horses +Hold your horses +If you’re thinking about death and divorces +Just remember to whom you’ve pledged your time +She may be saying yours, you’re saying mine +Forget the future +Forget the future +It’s all simulation in a computer +The program has been running off the charts +It’s tied in to our lungs and to our hearts +Say how you’re living +Say how you’re living +Make one final decision +Make a stand and when you do stand firm +Don’t be like that squiggly wiggly worm +Walk taller +Walk taller +Don’t be just some gentleman caller +That’s the way we build a better now +Forget what anyone says any way or how" +We had a dream,"Tired of what was, trying to see what could be +Like a coconut from a tree +Bang our heads together, try to set us all free +But now those dreams are gone +Music NFTs are dead +They were dragged out back and shot in the head +By the rich and the powerful +Same as it ever was +Music NFTs have died +Pour one out for W A G M I +It’s another funeral +Same as it ever was +Lost to the hype +When the loudest voices, just a couple of guys +If we drown out all the noise +We thought we could beat all the good ol boys +oh no turns out we were wrong +But I’m still here +Yes I’m still here +200 days and 16 years +I’m still here" +I come from the future,"To sample your cuisine +But there are some things +Of which I know not what they mean +What is this? +What is this? +This product broke my android +It must be powerful +I will use it as a weapon +The universe I will rule" +I'm never give up my dream,"Anything you want do it +Stop me four five times never stop +I never give up +I'm never give up my dream +Anything you want do it +Stop me four five times never stop +I never give up +I never give up my dream +Anything you want do it +Stop before five times never stop +I never give up +I never give up my dream +Anything you want do it +Stop before five times never stop +I never give up +Only in the sunshine state +Here +Here we go +It's only in the sunshine +Steve +Here we go +Don't listen to anybody +He's a survivalist +You're chasing your dream +He can survive anywhere +Only in the sunshine +Steve +Here we go +Only in the sunshine +Steve +Here we go +Don't listen to anybody +He's a survivalist +You chasing your dream +He can survive anywhere +I never give up my dream +Anything you want do it stop me four five times never stop +I never give up +M never give up my dream +Anything you want do it +Stop before five times never stop +I never give up +M never give up my dream +Anything you want do it stop me four five times never stop +I never give up +I'm never give up my dream +Anything you want good stop before five times never stop +I never give up +Never give up my dream +Anything you want do +Here we go +Stop me four five times never stop +I never give up +Never give up my dream +Anything is uncommon +They stop before five times never stop +I never give up" +Mom and dad are fighting,"And it’s making me sad +Please stop fighting +Mom and dad +While you fight +The house will burn oh +And creepy uncle +Will just watch the inferno +THIS IS FINE +I don’t want no creepy uncle +I already got a deranged grandpa +Forget this made up rumble +M om and dad you have a common cause +And if you’re going to get a divorce +Wait till we move out +Just shake hands and stay the course +For the sake of all of us now +Because" +Hello audience,"It's time to buy some merch +There's a table over there +Doesn't it look enticing? +Yes, audience +There's CDs and T-shirts +If you don't go well that hurts +You know it would be the nice thing +To do +We love you +So buy our stuff yeah buy our stuff +OO OO +We love you +So buy our stuff yeah buy our stuff right now" +I gave blood today and now I feel,"drained They +took all kinds of blood straight out of +my veins Tomorrow +there’s an Apple +event and I’m +so excited I hope to be mesmerized and +I hope to be delighted You +know I really miss Steve +Jobs, that guy was just the tops Every +time there’s an Apple +event, my nostalgia never stops Just +to hear that soothing voice again and see +those piercing eyes Federighi’s +OK and all, but he’s just a normal +guy I gave blood today and now I’m +almost gone I’ve +only got enough energy for few more lines +of song Tomorrow +at 1pm eastern standard time I’ll +tune into the Apple +show and watch that Apple +shine" +Hello my old heart,"I don't think you've met my new heart +I found 'im in line at k mart +I don't mean to be critical +But he's so much better than you +Remember my old heart +How you used to go get carried away +How every little thing she'd say +Would suddenly set you off +Now I'm telling you we're through +Yes goodbye my old heart +When the hole in you grew +I couldn't tell which part of you was me +And which part of me was you +Goodbye my old heart +He's fresh and he is new +I don't mean to be critical +But he's so much better than you +Oh oh oh oh ohhhh +Oh oh oh oh ohhhh +Hello my old heart +I think about you now and then +My new heart and I are doing ok +But you were my best friend +I don't mean to seem unhappy cuz I'm not +I just get nostalgic late at night +I'll probably forget we had this conversation +In the soft early morning light +Hello my old heart +Did I drunk dial you last night? +I know that isn't right +Bur you're just so sensitive +And that's why I had to leave +Yes hello my old heart +I'll never call again +Consider this the end +My driver's license says donor +And donor I shall be +So it’s +Goodbye my old heart +He's fresh and he is new +I don't mean to be critical +But he's so much better than you +Goodbye my old heart +When the whole inside you grew +I couldn’t tell which part was me +And which part of me was you" +If you're broken like me,"If you're missing some pieces +I will make you complete +Together we'll be +Whole +Together we'll be whole +If you're facing the darkness +And you can't find your heart there +Let my soul be the spark +Instead of breaking apart +Whole +Together we'll be whole +If you can't find a way +Out of your own head +And the weight is too great +You're not sure you can stay +Whole +Not sure you can stay +Whole +When the sky is all blue +And you feel like a mutant +It means nothing to you +I will be the glue +Whole +Together we'll be whole +When you feel it going +Down down down down +And you've got nothing to hold on to +I'll be your helicopter +I'll be your humming bird +I'll be the pyramid that +Sits so silent without a word +You imagine your life +Stretching in a straight line +Can't figure out why +You feel like losing your mind +Whole +Losing it whole +I will bury your demons +I will ship them to sea +We will coax the meaning +It will grow like a tree +Whole +Together we'll be whole" +Hanging on the grain sold,"If you don’t learn how to play +It’s not your fault +Master, master come and see +See how they stare at me +They give me food, of which I’m fond +They clips up beyond +Cus I’m a hunchback with a dirty mind +What will I find in your +No neon kind +There’s no seamstress to adore +It’s a funny thing +The more that you resist +The more I hear you sing +The more I really must insist +You’re coming with me +Broken bottles, cardboard box +Deadbolts and padded locks +Empty bowls that once were filled, +The dead cat that I killed +Hair and mold and grit and grime +single beam of sunshine +What’s mine is yours, and yours is mine +Bring it over here +Cus I’m a hunchback with a dirty mind +What will I find in your +No neon kind +There’s no seamstress to adore +It’s a funny thing +The more that you resist +The more I hear you sing +The more I really must insist +You’re coming with me +You’re coming with me" +If you’re taking hostages,"Take me first +I’ll put on the bandages +For every curse +I’ll keep the others in line +I won’t make things worse +I’ll sing for you +Even if I don’t know the words +If you’re betting on outcomes +I’ll put 100 on you +If you’re tired of my face +I’ll put on something new +I’ll fashion you another +Made out of dirt +I’ll sing for you +Even if I don’t know the words +Our minds are just radios +The signals from all around +Resonate with the frequency +In the water and sky and ground +If you’re sagging in the saddle +I’ll pep talk your horse +I’ll sing for you +Even if I don’t know the words" +I took off my shoes and waded through,"the grass I felt something stare at me, +which you know i hate I looked around +to find the eyes and set them straight +I found a turtle staring at me So +I walked over and said howdy why;s a +varmint like you starting at me with them +big red eyes What +I ever do to you? and he said +The Banquet +of Gluttony +And I was confused I was confused I +knew not what I was supposed to do +I was confused And +I had no shoes I said could you +repeat that startling plaice of news" +Now let me tell you something no other,"candidate will tell you No +matter who is elected no matter who is +elected that person will not be able to +succeed Because +the power of corporate America +the power of Wall +street the power of campaign donors is so +great no president alone can stand up to +them The +power of corporate America +the power of Wall +street the power of campaign donors is That +is the truth That +is the reality That +is the truth People +may be uncomfortable about hearing it And +that is why what this campaign is about +This campaign is about not just electing Bernie +Sanders It's +about creating a grassroots political movement in this +country No +matter who is elected Who +who who No +matter who is elected who who is elected +grassroots political movement in this country" +"I wanna sail far, far away","I wanna go where the wild things are and play +Play, play, play, play +I’m king of the monsters +I stare into their yellow eyes +It’s my magic trick +I’m the wildest thing of all +I say, “Jump!” +They say, “How high?” +I wave my magic stick +And let the wild rumpus start +Dance with feeling +Dance with heart +Do what I say +Or else you won’t get any dinner tonight +I wanna go where the wild things are +I wanna sail far, far away +I wanna go where the wild things are and play +Play, play, play, play +I’m king of the monsters +I love them and they love me back +But a monster’s love just ain’t the same +No +They’re such loyal subjects +But I’m not sure that I belong +Maybe I should go back to from where I came +The monsters cried, “Please don’t go!” +“We’ll eat you up and we love you so!” +But I sailed away +And as I sailed, said, “No!” +And found my way back home +I’ve been to where the wild things are +I have sailed far, far away +I have been to where the wild things are +And I have played, played, played, played +I’ve played, played, played +I’ve played" +And there are bakeries,"And there is something deep within us +That also works like these +What comes rolling down our nerve-tracts +The good ol Fordtastic way? +It is sensation and perception +It is joy, fun and dismay +So we are manufacturing +And were equipped so well +Were constantly producing +Through each receptor cell +Feelings n emotions rolling down the line +Feelings n emotions so we can feel so fine +But even if we’re lonely +And things feel bad +But we still are producing surplus value +even when we’re feeling sad +Especially when we’re sad" +I ridin back bears wheel straight for the,"proof of love I'm +hangry I need some corn some fake toshi +to secure the bag if I eat the +corn then later on I'll +be stumped by the unlockable bathroom and two +chains on the blockchains at Rare +AF2 I don't know where I went with +that Just +now will make me feel good just like +all of you on Ferris +wheel Proof +of love Almost +Ferris wheel okay we gotta find a better +place to go to this because this is +awful The +fairest proof of love can just sing that +with me the fair is here Um +so" +Is Vitalik,"Buterin Looking +for a girlfriend Whoa +oh ooo whoa He +doesn’t gotta look far For +a CryptoPunk +Avatar No +no no no Belonging +to a lady Known +as Artchick +If he’s looking for a girlfriend She’d +like to be in the mix Vitalik, +Artchick Yeah +you know I could see it Vitalik, +Artchick Much +crazier things have come to be, it’s a +whoa oh wah oh oh Is +Vitalik Buterin +Looking for a girlfriend Whoa +oh ooo whoa she is on the make +With spicy hot takes Yeah +yeah yeah Nobody +knows who she is She +does not aim to please But +she does know how to cook So +come on and give her a look" +Which is more dangerous:,"gun or a swimming pool? +How often do teachers cheat at school? +That’s not economics +That’s freakonomics +That’s not economics +It’s freako-freako-freakonomics +Why do drug dealers all live with their moms? +How is the rate of violent crimes +Affected by the legalization of abortion? +That’s not economics +That’s freakonomics +That’s not economics +It’s freako-freako-freakonomics +Freako-freako-freakonomics x12 +What? What? What?" +If you come in down on your luck feeling so bad,"He will give you the shirt right off of his back +If you’ve got no money, he don’t care about that +He’ll see you in any case thats just my dad +My dad, my dad, my dad, my dad +Any creativity I have +Comes from my dad, my dad, my dad +He showed me Bob Dylan and that was that +I remember when he’d come home +With icicles in his beard +He’d of just run 15 miles +In the 10 below Vermont morning cold and clear +And he’d help me get my boots on +And he’d pull me in the sled +With Henry there beside us +We’d go to cut down the Christmas tree +It didn’t matter that the tree wasn’t the right kind +On someone else’s property just a long needle pine +He’s known to bend the rules and or break them in half +I get that from him, he’s my dad +My dad, my dad, my dad, my dad +Any creativity I have +Comes from my dad, my dad, my dad +He showed me Bob Dylan and that was that +And I remember thinking that +He was gonna die +Cuz he was turning 45 +And his dad died at 45 +He’s always worked himself down to the bone +But he always made sure that he’d be home +In time to sing me to sleep and I’m glad +I learned old folk songs from my dad" +Once upon a time There,"were no feelings Every +moment passed In +satisfaction No +sadness No +happiness No +anger No +laughter No +suspicion No +fear and No +tears and no love No +love The +Feeling God +came And +said to the people “Your hearts are stone +I will make them water” With +sadness With +happiness With +anger With +laughter Suspicion +With fear and oh With +tears and With +love The +earth shook The +moon blinked The +oceans boiled The +chains clinked The +rain fell The +turning wheels Of +heaven stopped And +asked “how do you feel? How +do you feel? How +do you-“ The +people looked They +first saw each other They +recognized themselves In +the eyes of their lovers In +sadness In +happiness In +anger In +laughter Suspicion +In fear and In +tears and in love In +love How +do you feel? How +do you feel? Loveeee" +"I'm just a little elfin boy, nobody pays","me any mind But +I dream of another world, saving all mankind +Yeah, I'm +just a little elfin boy, not a hero +like the legends of old But +I got something inside of me, that'll make +your blood run cold Like +I, whoa, whoa, this forest is so confining +At night when the walls seem to close +and on me I can hear a new +life calling out, whoa, whoa Wish +I had a fairy, a friend to talk +to when I was feeling down When +there's nobody else around I'm +just a little elfin boy, I get a +green tunic this year But +when my birthday comes and goes, I'll +still be right here I'm +just a little elfin boy, someday I'll +be a man Better +believe that when that day comes, I'm +gonna do all that I can To +make my own adventure, gonna ride my horse +through the fields of Harley +They'll tell my stories, a legend they'll call +me I I can almost taste it, no +challenge that I can surmount No +enemies so big that I cannot face it +Okay, thank, I hope that you really enjoyed +my Zelda +ukulele song My +rock opera based on the Super +Mario Brothers +is playing here in New +York City +at Joe's +Pub On +August 17th at 7.30, Joe's +Pub, tickets are $15 They're +on sale now in the description, please come +Hey!" +I don’t want to hate you on the,"other side Think +I bought myself a little time So +many rocks to push, so many rocks to +climb I’m +so hungry now that I would lick the +slime right off your shoes On +the other hand I think I will go +down Nothing +better than the city lights at night I’ve +earned a trip to the middle of all +of this Another +girl leaving, another girl kissed I’m +so hungry now that I would take the +piss right out of you On +the other hand I think I will go +down The +bitter cold is nothing to my skin Hold +my hand so I feel your pulse Think +of dancing bugs Think +of something else I’m +so hungry now that you better not get +too close On +the other hand I think I will go +down On +the other hand I think I will go +down On +the other hand I think I will go +down On +the other hand I think that I will +go On +the other hand I think I will go +down On +the other hand I think I will go +down I don’t want to hate you on +the other side Think +I bought myself a little time So +many rocks to push, so many rocks to +climb I’m +so hungry now that I would lick the +slime right off your shoes slime right off +your shoes" +"Hey, Miss","California Can +you hear that? It’s +the sound of a tidal wave And +you may drown in the love of a +million couples that you disdain Hey, +Miss California +Better build that ark before it starts raining +Men loving men and women loving women And +the love is so strong you’ll have a +hard time swimming Against +the Ocean +of Gay +Love Gay +love, your tits One’s +real; they’re not Gay +love, your tits One’s +real; they’re not They’re +not! They’re +not! No, +no, no Hey, +Miss California +I’m singing for ya But +I doubt that you can hear Cuz +your ears are ringing with the right wing +singing Of +a song made of lies and fear Noooooo +ah ohhhhhh You +say you want to save marriage But +that’s not it Noooooo +ah ohhhhhh You +found your calling Now +you found your niche You’ll +sign your book deal You’ll +get rich So +you didn’t win the pageant but you found +your fix As +the spokeswoman against love Love, +love, love, love, love, love Men +loving men and women loving women And +the love is so strong you’ll have a +hard time swimming Men +loving men and women loving women And +the love is so strong I’ll +have an easy time swimming In +the Ocean +of Gay +Love Gay +love, your tits One’s +real; they’re not Gay +love, your tits One’s +real; they’re not They’re +not Your +tits are not real No, +no, no But +gay love is real Yeah, +yeah, yeah ,yeah" +All the blowhards are blowing harder,"The talking heads are acting like they’re martyrs +As the city burns they make predictions +That never come true but I guess that’s not their mission +They need us more than we need them +We don’t need them at all +Would it be too harsh to say let’s take them down +And stand them all up against a wall +All the blowhards are just like chickens +Headless and compete for ever slimmer pickings +If only they could be what we’ve needed +But that +They need us more than we need them +It’s even less than we think +Would it be too harsh to say let’s take them down +Put them all to sleep in the deep dark drink +Pundits +Spewing utter nonsense +Pundits +Taking shits on carpets +Pundits +Hold us all for ransom +Make me sick I want to kill them all +All the blowhards stake reputations +On the simple fact no one points out their mistakens +They’re never right but it doesn’t matter +row of skulls behind a desk chatter chatter +They need us more than we need them +Break free of the mind control +Would it be too harsh to say let’s take them down +And throw them into a hole" +I never been to Russia,"never been to Minsk +Unlike our president he's been there often thinks +he's playing golf with Putin +Playing golf on course and you know from +Putin you'll be looking for a divorce Cause +it's too hot it's getting too hot to +fire he's not gonna get out of this +I've never been to Russia +never been to Moscow +Unlike a president one of his favorite places +to go he's gone there and return with +all that he can learn it's getting too +hot too hot in the fire Getting +too hot to follow the desire Cause +I've never been to Russia +never been to the Ukraine +not like a president he's willing to change +he says how high how high should I +jump Oh +that's when Putin +says I've +got you Trump +Cause it's too hot too hot in the +fire in the fire Too +hot too hot in the choir singing" +I'm sitting down doing my thing on a,"dark and stormy night I heard a knock +knock knock on the door it gave me +quite a fright I reached out for the +handle to see who was on the other +side Heard +a scream and it nearly blew my mind +Hovering there behind my door my nemises cap +for noir Snickers +I'll get you next time snickers" +So just chill out,"Drink a seven up eat a moon pie +Quit murdering people +Just chill out +Drink a seven up eat a moon pie +Quit murdering people +Just chill out +Drink a seven up eat a moon pie +Quit murdering people +Just chill out +Drink a seven up eat a moon pie +Quit murdering people +Just chill out drink a 7 up eat a moon pie +Quit murdering people +Just chill out +Drink a seven up eat a moon pie +Quit murdering people +Just chill out +Drink a seven up eat a moon pie +Quit murdering people +Just chill out +Drink a seven up eat a moon pie +Quit murdering people +Just chill out +Drink a seven up eat a moon pie +Quit murdering people +Just chill out +Drink a seven up eat a moon pie +Quit murdering people +Chill out +Drink a seven up eat a moon pie +Quit murdering people +Just chill out drink a 7 up eat a moon pie +Quit murdering people" +Tell all the people,"Who’ve lost hope for so long +To look their portraits in the eyes +And hold on +Time is an illusion +Nothing’s ever easy over here +That doesn’t mean you should give in +To your fear +Cuz tomorrow’s never coming +And today’s already gone +All of our memories +Are fading in the sun +Mysteries are never solved +Certain doors won’t be opened +Don’t rely on the mercy of +aching tired ocean" +Gimme meta meta meta meta meta motherfucking care,"for all Give +me metama fucking care for all No +more half assed bullshit that doesn't cover everyone +No more corporate handouts outrageous premiums and no +more crazy deductibles and out of pocket maximums +Fuck insurance let's get them on the run +Give me meta meta meta meta meta meta +motherfucking care for all Give +me meta meta meta meta meta motherfucking care +for all Curse +this GOP +Congress for 100 years and the weak need +democrats can't break through their fear the people +are demanding it so give us what we +want or come November +you'll be out of a job Give +me a mother meta metal metal metal motherfucking +care for all Give +me a meta meta meta meta meta mother +didn't care for all Give +me a meta meta meta meta meta mother +care for all Give +me motherfucking care for all means for all" +Octoroks and little blobs,"Wizrobes and moving blocks +All the rocks are falling down +Not link but Zelda now +Zelda, Zelda, we want to play +Crazy king such a fool +Gannandorf and impa too +Monsters everywhere you look +Swim in lake or stream or brook +Dark forest and desert sand +Volcano and marsh land +Break a vase cut the grass +I’m Zelda now you bet your ass" +When Donald,"Trump was just 8 years old he bragged +about how he'd beaten his father how he'd +gotten into these exclusive clubs And +they were boasting and no one noticed back +in those boys home But +then the cribbage the bath time the big +shower and the little shower too I'm +thinking about those Beans +and peas Potato +and rice and wheat Cabbage +Zucchini Potatoes +and rice Mashed +potatoes and rice Potat +and rice Mashed +potatoes and rice Potato +and rice Mashed +potatoes and rice Potatoes +and rice Mashed +potatoes and rice Potato +and rice" +Founders killed the rock star,"They swept in and stole the magic +If you don't make an app or service +Your future's bleak and tragic +I used to want to be Bob Dylan +Now I wanna be Steve Jobs +But Steve Jobs wanted to be Bob Dylan +That's why he dated Joan Baez +The really cool thing to be +Is not a rock star living extravagantly +It's the founder of a company +And to get that venture capital +Founders killed the rock star +They swept in and stole the magic +If you don't make an app or service +Your future's bleak and tragic +I used to wanna be Lou Reed +Now I wanna be David Karp +David Karp wants to be Steve Jobs +Founders killed the rock star +I can't write a lick of code +When I try my mind explodes +In the end I guess you gotta do +Whatever you gotta do +Founders killed the rock star +They swept in and stole the magic +If you don't make an app or service +Your future's bleak and tragic +Zuckerberg and Elan Musk +Sergey Brin and Larry Page +The guys that founded OKcupid +They all belong on a rock star stage +Marco Arment and John Gruber +Yancey Strickler and Perry Chen +Kevin Rose and the Twitter guys +We can never go back again +Founders killed the rock star +They swept in and stole the magic +If you don't make an app or service +Your future's bleak and tragic" +Trump cut funding by 80%,"To the CDC +For programs to help curtail pandemics +Specifically +He took our scientists out of china +As he stared into the sun +And now we’re looking down the barrel +Of a very large gun +John Bolton under Trump +Fired a bunch of men +Who were tasked with preparing for pandemics +Now we’re left with pence +There’s nobody at the wheel +The corona virus comes a crashing +Larry Kudlow for goodness sake +Does’t that make you feel safe? +Let’s say half of all Americans +Come down with the disease +At 2% death rate that’s +2.1 million people oh jeez +So let’s stop talking about the stock market +And start washing our hands +Check on the vulnerable in your community +It’s time for making plans" +put down that knife,"and apologize +you've made a fool of the world +for the very last time +i'm not your soldier +i'm not your gun +i'm not the only one who sees +what you have done" +If you don't mind Keep,"your head Climb +the vine and you find instead that you're +falling in a pool of blood for nothing +but some love If +you don't mind well that's my business If +you don't know youw mending fences if you +don't go where they tell you Then +you know that they are going to end +you oh you know that they're going to +end you that's why we sing Everybody +Everybody over here Everybody +Everybody over there Everybody +Everybody over here Everybody +Everybody over there Go +You don't mind Keep +it to yourself and then you'll find that +you're someone else and nobody here is gonna +walk it for you You've +got to walk that lonesome valley by your +lonesome if you don't mind I had an +idea but then my kind couldn't keep it +clear But +I had time to make it appear as +if I had everything under control But +I did not and I said Everybody +over here Everybody +over there Everybody +over here Everybody +over here Everybody +over there oh everybody over here Everybody +over there Everybody +over you yeah if you don't mind I +think you might but if you're kind of +Then I come in the night and I'll +split the atom with my teeth and I +dig right down beneath Underneath +Underneath Singing +Everybodyover here Everybody +over there Everybody +over here oh Everybody +over here Everybody +over there oh everybody over here Everybody +over there Everybody +over here Singing +O" +When your very best friends leave you for dead,"And the blood around you's blinding red +And the government won't get off your back +You try tp walk the straight and narrow track +To red dead redemption +(red dead redemption) +Well the world is changing mighty quick +Some men are strong, some men are slick +You've left your family to go to war +You're on a train that's heading for +Red dead redemption +(red dead redemption) +I hear the train whistle blow +As I pull in to Mexico +Don't much but this much I know +I'm ready to go +Gimme a gun and tell me who to kill +I don't like doin' it, but I will +And I blame all the trouble I'm in +On old Billy Williamson +And my red dead redemption +Listen, I do regret all those things I did +But I’m just trying to get back +To my wife and kid +And I'll do whatever I have to do +And yeah men will die before I'm through +With my red dead redemption +(red dead redemption) +There was a man named John Marston +Who came to Armadillo +To murder or capture an old friend of his +Maybe suffocate him with a pillow +He had many oh many adventures +Of helping and killing and then some +But I’ll keep this ditty spoiler free +For Red Dead Redemption +Red Dead Redemption +Red Dead Redemption" +You won’t remember after you die,"Just who you were +You won’t remember just like +You don’t know who you were +Before you were born +If I was guessing about where we go +I’d guess it’s the same place +Maybe it’s nowhere maybe it’s everywhere +After you die and before you were born +I try to hold it +Try to control it +Give myself myself +And say yeah, that’s me +But I hear the drumming +The strings and the horns +The darkness and indifference +Before I was born +Everything you care about +Everything you think about +Everything you’ve ever known +Will be gone +I try to bargain +I try to ignore +I put it in a song +Before you were born" +You went missing in the night,"You took your t shirt and your mouth guard +Down the looking glass I fell +And when I fell I fell so hard +I found your footsteps next to mine +Circles of angles and singularities +Lost in time +You went missing in the night +Folding shadows around your sheets +I mistook the bookshelf for a carnivore +And I got paper cuts on my feet +I said, “Where are you?” +The blood dripping on the floor +single worthers originals +Had to nourish me for 8 days or more +You went missing in the night +And I really should have just gone back to sleep +The walls were dunking Oreos +As if Santa were here counting sheep +But not yet, it’s not quite time +For tinseltown in our hearts +And I’m not sure if you’ll be around +To see if and that’s the strangest part" +Sometimes when I'm really tired,"I've reached the end of my rope +I don't wanna go to sleep though +So I read my horoscope +Apparently I'm supposed to be lucky +But am I in control of my destiny +If so what is luck and how does it happen +I don't know +I am an Aries which means that I'm bold +And can have a sharp tongue or something like that +Mostly these days I'm just feeling old +Though 30’s still young depending on who you ask +Don't judge me by the clothes I wear +Though I judge you all the time +Let's make a pact to no judge again +Let's try to turn off our patternful minds +Ohh oh +Our patternful minds I sing about this all the time +It's the thing I think about the most +Patterns are there and aren't there too +Patterns are a mind trick like a ghost +I'm really tired" +I don’t want to say goodbye,"And I know it’s not your fault +But you are dangerous +And when you see my cry +I know you want to help +But you are dangerous +And everything we tried +You know I could have died for you +That’s literally true +It was a point of pride +We brought you to our side +It was cool after all that you went through +Hey +You’re gonna be ok +When you go away +It’s gonna be ok +No matter where you go +You will always be in my heart +At the bottom of the bed +You come sneaking up +But you’re dangerous +I want to give affection +You’re just looking for love +But you’re dangerous +When you close your eyes +And see the things you dream +You can’t +Know what you are doing +You can’t +Control what you become +And your body is so strong +You snap +And it’s dangerous +Hey +You’re gonna be ok +When you go away +It’s gonna be ok +No matter where you go +You will always be in my heart" +Another conference song!,"So don’t worry +Extra baggage +Tell your story +As best as you can +Where the shoreline +Meets the seaside +Can’t keep ignoring +The water and the sand" +If there’s 100 billion stars in the galaxy,"Why is that we haven’t seen +Proof of life beyond our earth +We’re alone out here and that really hurts +Maybe life is exceedingly rare +And you wouldn’t see it hardly anywhere +Or maybe intelligence is sparse +So no one’s sailing among the stars +Maybe they’re just ignoring us +Because we’d be to much of a fuss +Maybe there’s a point where +Almost all life dies, like a great filter +Or maybe they’re coming right now +To lift us up and help us out +Or maybe they are on their way +To blow us up today" +Mix and match the patterns in your life,"Lookin’ down like an astronaut +Sorry, I’m not sorry +I’m not sorry +Ah whoa whoa whoa +Dress you up in linens +Cool and white +Looking like a damn hipster Hemingway +Say you’re sorry +Say you’re sorry +Say you’re sorry +Ah whoa whoa whoa +Been down this canal before +And one time is enough +I won’t let you steal my oar +Any more than you’ve stolen my love +I wasn’t made for this game +I’m insane enough to play +I’m afraid of this place +This graceful place +I’m an only child +The time is fine +But I’m pacing all the way from Wichaharkamissa Prime +Don’t you follow me +Won’t you follow me +Don’t you follow me +Won’t you follow me +Wherever, wherever, wherever I go +Here comes the old town drunks +With his damn guitar +He’ll be singing later to the night +Stop him +Unless we stop him +Unless we stop him +whoa whoa whoa +He never tries to be +More than we are +And that’s his secret weapon +Bang bang +Bang bang bang +Bang bang +whoa whoa whoa +Just when you’ve got ‘em licked +He rises from the ashes +Attire formal and strict +As he fumbles through the trash +I wasn’t made for this game +But all the same I have to play +I’m afraid of this place +This graceful place +I’m an only child +The time is fine +But I’m pacing all the way from Wichaharkamissa Prime +Don’t you follow me +Won’t you follow me +Don’t you follow me +Won’t you follow me +Wherever, wherever, wherever I go" +What did the preacher say to the chicken,"Cluck you I’m a man of god +The cows got up and ate the turtles +And they all turned into frogs +They jumped into a space ship +Heading out for the horizon +The edge of the universe called +And they bathed in the tears god was crying +And they bathed in the tears +Hot hot tears +They bathed in the tears god was crying +Back on earth the smoke was alive +The sludge was bubbling forceful +Hedge witch said to the bard ok +Look out now you better be careful +The rain washed them all away +Until all that was left was an island +The last woman standing was pregnant with twins +And she bathed in the tears god was crying +She bathed in the tears +Hot hot tears +She bathed in the tears god was crying +The frogs found themselves out in the void +They destroyed all life they found +By the time they got back home +There was nothing but magic around +Rising up from the middle of it all +Cracking in the widening spiral +The frogs set out to build a wall +And they bathed in the tears god was crying +And they bathed in the tears +Hot hot tears +They bathed in the tears god was crying" +I got half a face not a full,"face I have been replaced with my out +of place and my mismatched all my eyeballs +and my eyebrows tell the story I know +just what you're thinking that is pretty weird +and you're right I've +got a full plate which normally be gray +But I got no promises Calling +out my wish dumb on my old time +believing Got +my old time believing Sticking +on my phone what if the Internet +died Everything +was left inside Nobody +had any ideas of what to do I'd +be out of a job just like so +many people Nothing +would work it seems pretty scary and likely +seems so likely" +You say how about,"We start a nuclear war +With North Korea +I say how bout +we don’t +I saw how about +You stop waving +Your dick around +If you think it makes you look tough +Well it don’t +Cuz you look like little boys +Playing with your little toys +War and destruction seem romantic +You say how about +We kill millions of people +Because my daddy didn’t love me +I say how about not +I say how about +you put somebody in charge +With some sense of how +To deescalate the bomb +But when the bombs start to fall +God won’t forgive you at all +And what’s left of humanity will rise up and eat you alive" +you don't fit,"you're a square peg +you don't fit +you're a slightly too long leg +you don't fit +you never have +you don't fit +you don't fit +you're blocking the way +you don't fit +you've gone with slow decay +you don't fit +you never have +you don't fit +you don't fit +you belong in a museum +you don't fit +the facts are there but you don't see em +you don't fit +you never have +you don't fit" +For president who takes the stand Bernie,"Sanders That's +my man To +get big money out of politics He +says no to dirty tricks Five +billionaires He +won't be bought That +top 1 who don't get caught getting richer +and in control while the rest of us +are just stuck in a hole Wall +street rose to the worst recession this country +has seen since the Great +Depression As +where that recovery went Back +in the pockets of the 1 I went +walking that ribbon of highway I saw Barbie +that endless tire I saw below me that +golden valley this land was made for you +and me Lots +of small doors spawned Barney's +campaign for August +PACs make their way Billionaires +and corporations please take note here One +person gets one vote It's +time to end Citizens +United And +that's Scott +Bernie all excited He's +fighting for the best solution Just +amend the Constitution +and pass a law so we can see +who would sign Congress +with big money Our +disagreement in oppressed is no joke It's +why it's so important to get out and +vote for Bernie +because he's got all our backs and putting +an end to big super PACs +So when I'm +an adult I want I won't have to +doubt that my fault will always if I +went walking that ribbon of highway I saw +above me that endless sky I saw below +me that golden valley this land was made +for you and me The +thing about Bernie +has been consistent laser focused on a lifelong +mission stuff that most politicians talk about Bernie +spent 50 years walking the walk about a +living wage breaking free of the rat race +maze Listen +to him at any age fighting the good +fight from back in the day It's +time to get our democracy back and Bernie's +got us on the right track Vote +for Bernie +That is the solution to start this nation's +political revolution I saw above me that endless +sky wave I saw below me that golden +valley this land was made for you and +me If +I went for me that river highway I +saw of me that in your skyway I +saw you know me and I know you +Valley this land was made for you and +me This +land was made for you and me that +river that Hitler +I saw below me in that moment this +plan was made for you and me So +believe it or not in 1987 Bernie +Sanders recorded a five song EP +of folk music songs like this Land +Is yous Land +and We +Shall Overcome +and this is out there I'll +put a link to it in the description +You can go check it out It's +pretty amazing He +recorded it with a bunch of famous musicians +in Vermont +back when he was the mayor of Burlington +which is right where I grew up Then +this morning this morning then today being Bernie +Sanders birthday I got linked to this video +by a 12 year old who's calling himself +Bernie Boy +His YouTube +channel please go subscribe to him is in +the description Him +and his brother call themselves the Clive +Brothers and he's Bernie +boy And +I heard this rap that he did and +his energy is just so great and 12 +years old is right when I started writing +songs so I loved it so much that +I decided to remix it and I was +like well what can I use for the +chorus And +I was like oh of course I'll +use Bernie +Sanders this land is your land for the +chorus So +happy birthday Bernie +Great work Bernie +Boy And +the Clive +Brothers very much enjoyed making this happen" +I’m sick as a dog,"So you won’t get much of a song +Out of me +Today +Maybe I’ll see you tomorrow +Maybe I’ll be feeling better +Then again maybe not +Ok" +Tell me who you want to be,"And i’ll show you where to go +in all the games you play +You’re a real hard hitter +But you’re hitting the wrong notes +And you think your winning +But your wheels are spinning +You sit there grinning +Oblivious +Every time you push +Another light goes out +Every wave that washes +Up on the shore +Is just an empty mouth +And you got to feed it +Your heart bleeds for it +It’s what you need, it’s +So obvious +Do you think you really know +What it is you truly want? +You’re lashing out +Synapses firing +But there’s no way to stop +You tumble further +So cocky and sure +It’s all a blur +You’ve gone too far +Look at the pieces +Don’t make connections +Save all your energy +For the truth which comes +From another direction +You least expect it +You can’t connect with it +Too simple, delicate +Like a dying star" +Been working all day,"Throwing pots of clay +In disarray +I'm a tumbling rock +Building block by block +I got the words to talk +Can you feel me +Did I get under your skin +Can you feel me +My clothes are loose +I am a duck duck goose +But it's just no use +Really off the wall +I'm 11 feet tall +Curled up in a ball +Can you feel me +Did I get under your skin +Can you feel me +I'm covered in hair +I'm beyond repair +Try not to stare +Has the way been cleared? +Are we sufficiently weird? +Let's grab a beer +Can you feel me +Did I get under your skin +Can you feel me" +The snows too powdery to make a fort,"It needs to be a little warmer +I forgot how cozy it could be +Watching the snow fall from the porch +My little one +They haven’t even plowed the roads +They’ll make giant piles of snow +Maybe soon we can start to build +But for now let’s get up and go +The owls burrow in their holes +Under covers we watch the snow +My hands and feet are very cold +Cars go slow on icy roads" +This is the bread and butter,"This is the bread and cake +This is the bread and water +This is what +I make +This is the bread and butter +This is the bread and salt +This is the bread of everything +And nothing is your fault +Nothing is your fault +But everything is your fault +Bread is good but bad for you +Carbohydrates and sugar too +Put it in your peanuts +Put it in your cereal +This is my bread and butter +This is my bread and cake +This is my bread and peanuts +And this +This is what +I make +These are the words +I'm singing +Do not mistake them for truth +Cause +I don't know what +I'm talking about +I don't know and +I don't know +I don't know what +I'm talking about +I don't know and +I don't know +O" +What if what you've got to give is,"just barely enough for you to live What +if you're giving all that you got and +it still just ain't quite enough But +that's okay Everything +you are is everything that you are not +your cell phone not your books or cards +you are more than the sum of your +part and that's okay I try to give +you everything I got every day I try +to give you everything I can owe okay +But sometimes I lost my way and I +don't got nothing more to say and that's +a lot of times I'm +just making these up on the spot And +this is one such time though it's not +that bad I suppose I got all of +my clothes on and that's okay I got +so much to do I don't got a +lot of the time I'm +just skating by on all the things I +try and that's okay till the day I +die and that's okay and thank you for +sticking with me for so long Someday +I will write my final song and someday +I'll put more effort into the forum but +for now this is all that I got +and that's okay I got a baby here +She's crying Trying +to calm her down Making +some broccoli some frozen broccoli I got this +little one running around What +is that Oh +it's a piece of foam Throw +that out Throw +it in the trash It +came off your chair but it's okay We +don't need it I'm +finishing up dinner I've +been spending most of my free time such +as it is today which is not much +working on one of the final songs for +the first season of Songonats +I have a commission that I have to +finish for Mother's +Day and then I have to get Jupiter +to bed and help Juliana +transition with baby Epiphany +into bed eventually So +this is all just to say that I +realize that I haven't been putting hardly any +effort into songaday lately and I don't know +I wasn't feeling too bad about it until +I don't know some of you have expressed +concern about it and I just want to +sort of bring you in on the loop +of like what's going on in my life +My wife is giving me the side eye +because she thinks that I'm +making an excuse and that I shouldn't be +doing that But +the reality of my life is that the +house is a mess and I have like +a thousand million things going on and I +don't have as much time to devote to +Song Day +as I did when I was living in +Berkeley and basically only had to worry about +myself And +I feel like right now what I'm +doing is just maintaining Song +a Day +It's this sort of thing that I'm +maintaining in the background of my life lot +of my effort goes into songonauts and various +other projects lot of my sort of more +serious effort gets diverted And +you know I think someday probably Song +a Day +will take center stage for me again But +right now I have these two children Yes +Yes Scoop +do love What +What did you make Oh +you made a tunnel Let's +see Whoa +cool Look +at that tunnel Is +that a time tunnel Anyway +thanks for continuing to watch all 115 of +you or whatever And +Yeah that's That's +all" +Sit with me,"Beneath the willow tree +I’m feeling so sleepy +Oh how I long to be +Part of the +Ceremony +Beneath the willow tree +Feeling so chilly +In the soft fall breeze +So tell me +What do you do to get what you want +How do you know you got what you get +How do you remember when you forgot +Can you recall something ain’t happened yet +I grow slowly +Like the willow tree +There are parts of me +That I haven’t seen +They’re actually +mystery +Just like the willow tree +How did we come to be +It’s all so crazy +So tell me" +When around the town we ride All,"the families on their bikes Together +we all make beautiful music Got +a toddler on the front Baby +in back smiling in the sun Together +we all make beautiful music Our +bikes love us and we love them back +As we ride through the city by the +cars like plaque On +the teeth of the town we keep on +singing: Unstoppable +Mamas and O! +Unstoppable Kids +Get your bike and go! Unstoppable +Papas Pedal +and flow Unstoppable +families and O +Sometimes there’s turbulence The +road we travel might have some bumps But +together we make beautiful music When +things are good, when things are hard We +ride together, we don’t drive cars Cuz +together we make beautiful music Every +begins and everything ends And +that’s right when it begins again As +long as you got friends you know you’ll +be Babies +make us so happy Helping +moms and kids ride Equal +access Not +driving cars Smiling +with our smiling children Kids +in the streets Barnraising +We are so grateful to our friends, they +saved us. Rolling +together to a better place, a new kingdom, +out of the kingdom altogether!" +If I put it in perspective,"One part truth and one part lies +When I stuck out my neck did +That come across as noble and wise +I’m not Rambo +Everything’s in shambles +I can’t keep it together +I’m fighting through the stormy weather +Yet another uphill climb +That’s ok I’ve got hiking shoes +fight for money a fight for time +I can’t tell if I win or lose +Everyday you see me here +But does it even matter +When will these darks skies clear +When will this mirror shatter" +And I’m proud to be from Desert Hot Springs,"One day I’ll find a town of midgets in the hills +I’m calling your cell phone +Can’t you hear the way it rings? +Ding ding ding ding ding ding +Pick it up or I will kill you! +With a shotgun +Cuz I like shotguns +My name is Mike Trash +And I like shotguns! +Ding ding ding ding ding ding" +Karl Rove,"You mad bro? +You sit there shaking +Saying no no no +Karl Rove +With your wet blanket +We're watching in horror +As you wank it +Karl Rove +Megyn Kelly's pissed +She's gonna kick your ass +If you keep up like this +Karl Rove +Unskew those stats +Where'd you learn +To count like that +Karl Rove +You'll get no gloating +No shit eating grin +No swift boating +Karl Rove +This election +Has been decided +And now the whole thing's done" +sometimes i hate this human body,"so fragile and perilous +to know that i at any moment +could up and die leaving all of this behind +sometimes it's great pain and pleasure +when I measure the day to day +but I’m subject to shoddy workmanship +planned obsolesce and infinite ways to die +leaving all of this behind +and the tighter that I’m clinging +the harder to let go +and the louder that I’m singing +the more damage to your throat +sometimes the weight of living's heavy +when I know I’m faced with certain doom +sometimes it's just too much to carry +but then there's nothing I can do but try +we satiate all needs and urges +we are social creatures, who need to be loved +no one's immune and you can embrace it +keep your heart open to infinite ways to die +nothing you can do but try +but sometimes i get angry +seriously pissed off +screaming at nobody +the pointlessness of it all +sometimes the straight and narrow message +can get so lost among the noise +two feelings mix in a single moment +unfettered happiness just as i'm poised to cry +we overrate our body's treason +there's no reason, it's just what is +we spend our days in sweet denial +but the early hours bring the infinite ways to die +just as i'm poised to cry" +Razor thin,"The margins +On the heels +Of decadence +Miscreant +The movement +Flies on the wall +Catch it all +don't don't don't +just stand there +say something +say something +i'm i'm i'm +too tired +for all of this" +She love me just like a hate crime,"You inspire me to create and I'm +Like the NEXT Computer +Adored but underselling +And one day my DNA +Will be crushing and compelling +Pick me, I said as I gave her rocks +Pick me, I left my wallet in the wash +Pick me, I said as she waddled along +She was a penguin flip flop flip +Could count the things I love about you one by one +They'd stretch from here to Valentines day and beyond +I keep my underpants in the freezer so when the arctic air +Comes rushing down into the city I will be prepared +Pick me, I said as I gave her rocks +Pick me, I left my wallet in the wash +Pick me, I said as she waddled along +She was a penguin flip flop flip" +Phineas Shark drove out to the pier,"And down into the water +Past the reef and the broken down boats +To his little boy and his daughter +And he laid down next to his wife +Martha, my dear, this could be it +The Super Bowl and Katy Perry +The breaks don’t get any bigger than that +It was such a thrill it was scary +I mean this could really change my life +Phineas Shark opened up Twitter +And typed “katy perry shark” into the search" +happy birthday isaac you're asleep on your tummy,"boy this cake sure is yummy +happy birthday isaac we all came for you +you're one today ohhhhhh +you just sleep all you want +have sweet dreams in the field +we'll save some pinata candy , you bet! +when you wake up it'll still be your birthday +though you don't know what that means just yet +today is your birthday +you can sleep it away +everything is a ok +pin the tail on the donkey +but don't make too much noise +you don't want to wake +the birthday boy +we'll sing him happy birthday +he'll hear it in his dreams +let the little guy rest +among the grass and trees" +To get ourselves a treat Fuck,"that, I’m +not going to the lobby Paid +17 bucks for this movie I’m +not paying 20 more for popcorn Go +shove it up your ass Up +your ass x3 And +furthermore if my refreshments danced around And +sang about me eating them Well +that would just creep me out So +I’m bringing my own food You +can try and stop me, but I’m +pretty fucking sneaky I’ve +got stir fry in my girlfriend’s purse Yeah +I paid for this movie, but I sneak +into other ones just as soon as this +one’s over And +if I like it I’ll +go home and torrent it Yes +I will I said fuck that, I’m +a vegetarian I wouldn’t eat a sentient being +Much less one that would dance around So +cute it could be my friend I’ll +name him Choo +Choo! And +furthermore, your popcorn is slathered in butter Your +employees don’t wash their hands And +your movies never start on time So +I’m bringing my own food You +can try and stop me but I’m +pretty fucking sneaky I’ve +got some stir fry and curry in my +girlfriend’s purse Yeah +I paid for this movie, but I sneak +into other ones just as soon as this +one’s over And +if I like it I’ll +go home and torrent it Yes +I will" +Time drips drops in little tiny drabs on,"the ceiling and the paint it is peeling +Scores of lightning bugs hug the corners of +their mouths so nervous unappealing Mixtures +of moistures fill the pleasant pastures of earth +Needles in haystacks and geese in flight back +and forth Formulaic +Formula Copernicus +Cornucopia And +that’s all That +I have to say About +that Skills +that build in spiraling waves leave no room +for meaning for the future Licking +the wind and in the seconds of infinity +I stopped by the moons of Endor +Get all the mess off the table before +you eat on it Take +one step less toes in the distant beyond +it" +Sure this song will get stuck in your,"head But +so does the sound of seals barking Or +cows dying But +as bad as the jingle is the video +is much much worse Some +guy in pajama pants Doing +bad interpretive dance And +I’m thinking to myself This +is what hell must look/sound like I’m +MG Seigler +These are my opinions Fear +my Tech +Crunch power I rule over my dominion with +an iron fist And +when I get pissed the internet better watch +out Cuz +I haven’t got a carington And +I blew Michael +Arrington to get this job Oh, +I’m MG +Seigler Here +are my credentials Fear +my TechCrunch +power Though +I have trouble with the essentials of grammar" +I want things to be better,"Seems like they’re getting worse +Every day’s a disaster +And man it really hurts +I want things to be better +For everybody +Long as people are struggling +Nobody is free +I want things to be better +But I must confess +I wake up with anxiety +And feel powerless +I want things to be better +And that means you too +I hope you’re doing all right +And that you’re muddling through" +It feels like a thousand knives have taken,"to my throat My +knee is fire and i can’t find the +strength to sing this note I thought that +I was young but i learned that i’m +old Younger +than some but still just as dumb as +the day i got off the boat I +give up You +win I won’t be coming this way ever +again My +brains on autopilot i hope that you can’t +tell Tie +me up with rope and I’d +still make a fool of myself Once +you pick me up though you’ll have trouble +putting me down As +for ruining a good thing I’m +sure I don’t need your help I give +up You +win I won’t be coming this way ever +again I’m +not one to waste your time but time +is just not real I’m +obsessed with the fact that facts can be +on two sides of the wheel One +side is tugging towards the mountains made of +light The +other side is pushing for the waving saving +fields I give up You +win I won’t be coming this way ever +agai" +“We weren’t supposed to live like this!”,"He screams into the void +Did neanderthals get depressed? +Was erectus constantly vaguely annoyed? +Once or twice he might of thought +The void was screaming back +But it was just the microplastics in his blood +Congealed into a heart attack +And the days unfold hallucinating fiction +And he lives in the middle of the contradiction +“We are only animals!” +mantra that he cries +Thinking to himself, “I guess that’s why +I only feel alive when I fuck my wife...” +Moving all his furniture +Around to compensate +For all the lack of novelty his brain was +Evolved over time to appreciate +Bouncing off the boundaries of his jurisdiction +And he lives in the middle of the contradiction +“We weren’t supposed to live like this!” +He yells to the ones he loves +While trying convince them to buy land +And build a commune in the woods +Holding on so tight to life +He’s only every known +Even if it’s clearly bad for him +He doesn’t have the will to let it go +Chaffing at the very first sign of friction +And he lives in the middle of the contradiction +Flowers bloom around the crucifixion +And he lives in the middle of the contradiction" +What's in a Dorito?,"Why does it make you jump out of your seat-o? +Is it the cheesy cheesy can't be beat-o? +Or something more concrete-o? +Show me your Dorito face!" +Throw away the words,"You don’t need them anymore +You’re not a delicate flower +Lost in bloom +Bones and bits of skin +Larynx tightens up +Ribcage is a xylophone +Heart goes boom +The rent is too damn high inside my heart +Lost inside my mind and torn apart +Don’t let’s start +Is it +Any +wonder +That I +Think I +Don’t belong +That I’m +An im +Poster +Singing +All my +Stupid songs +All along +Can you undermine +Yourself in the morning +And still get through the day +So unscathed +Swimming little tadpole +Think that this is it +This pond is the whole world +At heaven’s gate +6 pickles in place of 8 mini pickles" +The Woolley Mammoth,"Lived in the Pleistocene +And went extinct +In the holocene +It’s closest relative +The asian elephant +Co existed with +Early humans +They used their bones and tusks +For making houses art and tools +They hunted them dawn to dusk +Eating their meat for food +Europeans were aware +Of their remains for centuries +They were convinced +They were the bones of giants +There are many frozen specimens +They had fur all over their bodies +They had tiny little ears +To reduce heat loss and frostbite +The largest known tusk Is 14 ft +But 8 ft long is a more typical size +They may have use tusks +To fight for territory +They’ve found mammoth tracks +11000 years old" +"10 years ago, the ETH ICO","Just a few hours left to the ETF +Do we give thanks to the big banks +For pumping our bags with retirement money +Are we here to get free or as rich as can be +And what does freedom mean +When not everybody’s free +Watch the inflows +As they come flowing in +Come on let’s go +Papa needs money for spending +10 years ago, the ETH ICO +Set us on a path to sovereignty with math +Are we getting to close to the tired old ghosts +For pumping our bags with retirement money +Freedom from borders and discrimination +When I say these things I mean everyone" +The punks have taken over Miami,"Gazing down from billboards looking cool +They’re here to promote public art +And they won’t stop until their message has gotten through +It warms my heart to see these punks all running free +All over Miami right now +There is Lucky Dan, he’s my punk and oh goddamn +The gun show is in town watch out +The punks are having a moment +And I’d be lying if I said I didn’t miss +little bit of the good old days +When it felt like they were our little secret +Nobody could have predicted +Just what the punks have become +It was almost 4 whole years ago +I wrote my first CryptoPunk" +"Silvio Micali’s Algorand, Algorand, Algorand","Silvio Micali’s Algorand, Algorand, great technology +Silvio Micali’s Algorand, great technology, Algorand +Silvio Micali’s Algorand, uber on top of it, great technology +Oh no, Gary’s shilling shit coins again +While declaring that they are securities +Is it time yet to no longer pretend +That he’s ever been genuine +Gary Gensler in the red +What goes on inside your head +And will you have to pay a fine +For shilling on company time" +Last Thursday,"in the music humanities class I teach at +Columbia two students we're giving an in class +presentation on composer John +Cage His +most famous piece is for 33 which directs +us to listen in silence to surrounding noise +for exactly that amount of time We +had to tell the students we could not +listen to that piece that afternoon because the +surrounding noise would not have been burned for +people walking by in the hallway but infuriated +chanting from protesters outside the building Lately +that noise has been continuous during the day +and into the evening The +jaw from the river to sea Palestine +will be free from the river to the +sea Palestine +will be free from the river to sea +Palestine will be will be the black Gaza +land will be black gazelle Black +Gaza black Gaza +land black Gaza +live black Gaza +live Black +God black God +black" +he only ate rice of uniform color and,"size he had female staff inspect every grain +he was afraid of flying and had live +lobsters airlifted onto his train oh while his +country starved he drank $700,000's worth of cognac +his biography claimed that he never pooped he +collected french poodles and african aphrodisiacs kim jong +il is dead but he is inside their +heads so complete is his control there should +be celebrations not macabre prostrations his shadow owns +their souls 5 foot 2 with lifts in +his shoes in love with Rambo +but hates westerners too ding dong kim jong +il is dead he had 17 mansions, and +20,000 VhS +tapes and thought he could control the weather +with his mood breeding giant rabbits was Kim +Jong's solution to his people's shortage of food +oh, while his country starved he claimed to +have invented the hamburger he banned mobile phones +and the internet and he loved elizabeth taylor +his biography said a lot of weird things +like that his birth was prophesied by a +swallow and heralded with a double rainbow and +that the first time he played golf he +got 11 holes in one and that he +wrote 1,500 book in 3 years and that +he composed 6 operas" +Why oh why,"Another one why +Another orphaned elephant +It makes me want to cry +It makes me want to stomp +And snuffle my trunk so bold +I can’t take much more of this +I’m only three years old +Gonna snuffle +And snuggle +And make you feel at home +First time around humans +I don’t want you to feel alone +There are no stupid questions +No quick ones going fast +There are lazy questions +Try first and then ask +Why oh why +Humans are the worst +They want us for our ivory +Or our hides to make a purse +They can’t see the big picture +They think they are so smart +With their great big brains +And their little tiny hearts +At some point +You get old +And the notches on your belt +Are just strips of tape +It’s not where the feeling’s felt +You need +thick skin +But no so thick you can’t feel +Simple is different than easy +You gotta know what’s real" +I can go,"By myself +Don’t have to know +The way out +Any road +And live to tell +The story +I tell the story +Don’t back up +Or you’ll explode +Severe tire damage +And you’re stuck in the road +Float above it +And let everyone know +The story +Tell the story +Never give in +To the thoughts +That chip away +That holler and haunt +Give the people +What they want +The story +Tell the story" +you went to the supermarket got your turkey wrapped in plastic,"cooked it in the oven just right should come out fantastic +the whole family's coming over you put on your evening gown +but creeping up behind you all moist and golden brown +it's the zombie turkey coming to pay you back +you run up the stairs into the bathroom lock the door +you can hear her boney legs banging on the floor +she's coming ever closer now, you look out the window to see +an entire neighborhood overrun by zombie turkeys +they are zombie turkeys and they're coming to pay you back +she's banging down the door now it looks like there's no escape +you can't outrun her because you’re out of shape +Judgement day is here are you saint or you a sinner +what a terrible way to die to be eaten by your dinner +by a zombie turkey who has come to pay you back" +What is the sound you hear in your head,"In the middle of the night +When the distractions of your day are gone +And all that’s left is the low dark hum +Can you see what you feel so sure +Is the crumbling mountain of the future +glimpse into some timeline +And the hum becomes a high pitched whine +Nobody knows what tomorrow will bring +All we have are the songs we sing +Nobody knows what tomorrow will touch +Too much or not enough +The forest was here long before you +And it’ll take over again +Every right angle will crumble decay +And come back to the fold some day +There’s a lot to do between now and then +And a lot of love to show your friends +And a lot of lives to save if you can +In ways we can’t comprehend" +I put myself,"In between +The word +And what it means +I can only +Do as much +As I can see +And i can touch +I hear +You call my name +I’m running +As fast as I can +There is nothing +That I wouldn’t do +Baby to get to you +You can poke it +Tug at it’s shirt +See what helps it +See what hurts +Combinations +Infinite +From the center +The thick of it +I knew the way once upon a time +When what was yours and what was mine +Was bubbling up from some forgotten deep +Was I awake then or I was I asleep? +Cold wind +Hard rain +Say it loudly +Say it plain +You’ve got +Everything you need +You’ve always had it +It never leaves ‘;" +Half the battle,"Is just showing up +Sooner or later +If you do that long enough +You mind find +You been radicalized +In the check out line +Of the supermarket +Burn it all down +Put your nose +In the turning gears +Now stay like that +For years and years +Half the battle +Is a signed contract +Having good self esteem +Is a revolutionary act +Burn it all down +Oh man have we got +An opportunity +So many choices +I’ll list them for thee +One path is a bike lane +One path ally oop +One path is mysterious +And one’s just a loop" +Okay,"Okay +Can you repeat after me +Yeah +I go get a light +Papa +Kappa +Could we do +Mama +Mama +Mama +Couldwe do the end +Now +When some songs end with a light sound they come lower +So do the lower voice +Do the +Here +I'll do the three lower voice +Okay +Okay +You do the three lower voice +This one +Very nice ending +Very good" +don't turn away from the light in the sky,"it might be god, he might be wearing a tie +and you'll stop and ask him for directions +or he'll light your cigarette for you +he's by himself or hiding in a group +in your lover's pants or in a fly in your soup +his cufflinks jingle when he struts +he'll let you in even if he hates your guts +no need to be afraid of dying +if it's love you want +but you can't face it without trying +we all want love +his suit fits him poorly his pants are too tight +he'll come looking for you in the still of the night +at the foot of your bed his beard tickles your toes +he'll take you away to where nobody goes" +Untangle and identify the short side of the,"sheet Tuck +the short corners into each other That's +a long rectangle with one side having two +round corners Now +match the Tuck +the two remaining corners till they're nested together +Push your hand into the pocket and make +a fake corner and find the edges of +the seam It +will begin to lay flat and make a +point Smooth +everything so the points are all flat and +pointed Fold +the sheet Third +fitted corner side to the middle first Then +the normal side to the middle Have +a small overlap in the middle Now +you have a long rectangle with a seam +down the middle Fold +and third and again bring the short side +to the middle then the other side Bring +the edges together smooth and flip You're +done Folding +a fitted sheet can be a tricky feat +but don't be intimidated it's not so complicated +Just listen to our song and if you +feel it sing along and would you know +it for too long You'll +know how to fold a fitted sheet" +Can you hear that sound Whoa,"And nobody's around Whoa +I got nothing to say to you right +now can you taste that drip Whoa +whoa Coming +right off of your limb Whoa +whoa Like +a aeroplane flying to a volcano and you +had an idea of how it all might +go but then you were so out of +tune that it was a Can +you feel the brakes failing when the car +goes in a lake and you die in +a freezing cold or freezing can you hear +the sound Whoa +whoa when nobody's around Whoa +whoa Like +heck You're +freezing your ass off Once +again you had an idea of how your +life would go but instead you followed the +only thing that you ever know oh can +you see the wind Shaking +all the trees up and down again Shaking +you down straight down to your bone to +your bone bone bone can you smell the +skunk Picking +up the pieces of all your junk Making +you sneeze and making you jump and jump +and jump and you thought you had some +kind of idea of how it might go +but then you were out of tune and +you knew and now you know and it +won't go and it won't go and it +won't go exactly like that no no no +no no it won't go it won't go +like just a f" +I am insecure but I am sure that,"you can barely tell I feel bad, it +makes me sad, I hide it very well +I'm not the kind of guy that you +would say is very strong But +I'll love you till the day I die +and more after I'm +gone What +can I do? I long for you. I +see you every day I long to give +you all you need to miss me all +the way And +to love me more And +to love me more And +to love me just a little bit more +Well, I'm +soft inside, and I have tried to keep +that part displayed My +heart's the one with the baton in front +of the parade I'm +younger than I look when seen with eyes +that judge too quick But +truth be told, I'm +feeling old and tired and lovesick You +turn me on and I am drawn, I +cannot stay away I long to give you +all you need to miss me all the +way And +to love me more And +to love me more And +to love me just a little bit more +Jack wanted Jill +Just like Adam +wanted Eve +I want you, baby More +than you believe I'm +so uptight I think I might just pop +like a balloon I wish I had a +brogue in plaid or Elvis +kind of croon I'm +the fool who'll spill your drink, apologize too +much What +I lack in grace I can't replace, I'm +a very loving klutz I want to give +you a place to live, a place to +knit and play I long to give you +all you need to miss me all the +way And +to love me more And +to love me more And +to love me just a little bit more +Just a little bit more" +I feel like I'm,"gonna pass out Gonna +pass out gonna pass out I feel like +I'm gonna pass out Gonna +pass out gonna pass out I don't know +why I feel this way don't know why +I feel this way don't know why I +feel this way why I feel this way +don't know why I feel this way don't +know why I feel this way it's hot +it's hard and I'm +not I'm +not joking I feel like I'm +gonna pass out Gonna +pass out gonna pass out so tired I'm +gonna pass out right now right now right +now right now right now right now right +now right now right now right now right +now Right +right right right right right now right now +right now right now right now hey hey +hey hey hey" +Now that Bernie’s surging,"Everybody’s coming guns blazing +Predicitable as the tides +The bullshit level’s amazing +Five hundred thousand +People are going bankrupting +Every single year here +Because medical expensive +They call him a liar +They call him a grifter +Often they ignore him +Right up till he’s winning +So get out there canvassing +Pick the phone phone banking +Send money to his campaign +They’re gonna come guns blazing" +Then you knock it down You,"drain the lake drop by drop so that +you won’t drown If +you’re overwhelmed, then you’re paying attention But +if you’re concerned with higher ascension Then +you missed your stop on the last train +out Temperature +drop when the winter comes Fire +followed by angry shouts Smoke +signals and the distant drums, the end The +end, oh the end has come When +you set out, you dream of land Foreign +and distant and totally new Two +weeks in you wish you had a place +of your own made just for you When +the sails are furled, and you step ashore +You won’t hear the waves at night anymore +And you miss the sound of metal on +mast And +the kiss of the stars as the morning +comes Speed +with which the days fly past Smoke +signals and the distant drums, the end The +end, the end has come You +dig a hole earth by earth Then +you fill it in You +did it for yourself, for what that’s worth +And you’d do it again You +dig all the way to the moon and +back You +dig right through a heart attack You’ll +keep digging til the shovel gives way Back +to the beginning with whispered hums You +put yourself up on display With +smoke signals and distant drums, The +end, then end the end has come The +end, oh the end, the end But +you wake from all groggy confused And +the hand you’re holding means you were unfolding +And you found it in yourself" +You're my best friend What,"you get into I stand by you no +matter what you get into But +you're my best friend And +I'll always be available to cuddle You're +my best friend When +the rain comes down from the hills and +we gotta go inside I'll +take you under my shelf and I'll +help you hide Because +you're my best friend and you always were +Whatever trouble you get him I'll +be there That's +for sure That's +for sure Cause +you're my best friend You're +the very best one that I've +encountered in this whole world Beneath +the sun when they come looking for the +price to be paid I'll +take you under my shelf and we'll wait +a will wait Because +you're my best friend You're +my best friend Oh +you're my best friend You're +the bestie best best I'll +be with you until they lay me down +to rest" +Every life’s a universe,"Every single one of them hurts +Every scream and every shout +Every bomb on every house +Go on, call it what you want +Pitch at me your childish taunts +Scream at us to shut up +Puff your chest out and act tough +We don’t want peace +We want liberation +We don’t want peace +We want justice +Every child’s body scarred +Every knife in the dark +Every human living in fear +Every crocodile tear +Go on, say that it’s our songs +That have more power than 1000 bombs +To flush that sentiment against +Ideas that make no sense +You bring death, you locked the door +Raining down your holy war +How much will you make for it +While my taxes pay for it +Go on, treat it like a game +Those NPCs are the ones to blame +But every life’s a universe +Every single one of them hurts" +One ship,"Out in the thick of it +Among the dying +He is flying +And always longing +To believe +One song +Where his heart belongs +Empty bottles +Chimes of freedom +When they’re filled +With what he loves +Where’s he gonna go +Gonna go +Where’s he gonna go +Where’s he gonna go +Gonna go +One dream +To save the melody +Hear it ringing +Gently singing +With the metal +of his gun +One more +And he’s crazy for +What we’re playing +No containing +The wild feeling +That he has" +I was singing to my grandmother who's dying,"As a mosquito landed on my knee +I said mosquito, you're part of this life I'm living +So do what you gotta do +I don't know what you're going through +I will gladly feed you +And he stuck his schnoz right in and bit me +Oh life is a precious gift +From whence we don't know where +Feel it while it lasts +Cause soon it disappears +I was running in the morning as is my wont +And the bright Hawaiian sun gave me a grin +I said sunshine you're part of this life I'm living +So do what you gotta do +I don't know what you're going through +I will gladly get burnt by you +And he shine shine shine on my skin +Oh life is a precious gift +From whence we don't know where +Feel it while it lasts +Cause soon it disappears +Hey darling there's nothing more important +Than the love that I feel for you here +You darling are part of this life I'm living +So let's do what we gotta do +Go through what we go through +I'll gladly be with you +And you make me better just by being near +Oh life is a precious gift +From whence we don't know where +Feel it while it lasts +Cause soon it disappears" +So the woman down at the chocolate shop,"Said “You gotta go and try this food” +So we went +It was just up the street +Strolling up Solano Ave. +Well we didn’t know what a treat we’d have +Since that day +We’ve been back once a week +Nature’s Express +Nature’s Express +When I’m feeling stressed +You feeeeeeed me +Oh +Nature’s Express +Nature’s Express +You are the best cuz you feed me +Can be hard sometimes, to find good food +When you’re vegan, and you’re in the mood +For something fast +And yummy as all hell +Well they make their own ketchup there +In fact everything is prepared daily +And boy you can tell +Nature’s Express +Nature’s Express +When I’m feeling stressed +You feeeeed me +Oh +Nature’s Express +Nature’s Express +You are the best cuz you feed me +So if you find yourself on Solono +And you’re looking for a place to go +And grab a bite +Look no further +The folks that work there are super great +And I know you will appreciate +Eating healthier +Eating healthier +Nature’s Express +Nature’s Express +When I’m feeling stressed +You feeeeed me, ohhhh +Nature’s Express +Nature’s Express +You are the best cuz you feed me" +Unfollow Fuck Jerry,"Joke stealing jerks +Famous due to theft +And algorithmic quirks +Unfollow Fuck Jerry +These dudes just ain’t funny +They don’t deserve the fame +They don’t deserve the money +Unfollow Fuck Jerry +They stole Vic Berger’s vid +Then told him to shut up +When he called them out on it +Unfollow Fuck Jerry +They get advertising jobs +With their stolen jokes +No original thoughts +So many stolen jokes +No original thoughts +Unfollow fuck jerry +They are deleting tweets +But the internet’s forever +You should know that Jerry +14 million followers +And we won’t rest until +All 14 million of them +Have unfollowed" +Amyotrophic lateral sclerosis,"Also known as Lou Gerig’s disease +Is neurodegenerative +With various causes +It’s characterized muscle spasticity +And weakness due to muscle atrophy +Difficulty speaking +Swallowing and breathing +30,000 americans +Have it at any given time +Anyone can get it +And it’s the most common motor neuron disease +There is no known cause +Except sometimes genetics +And there’s clinical trials underway worldwide +You can donate to The ALS Association +They’re split up with chapters for each US region +They are looking for a cure +That’s what all this ice bucket stuff is for +So go donate please if you can +And I tag" +Ooooo Digital Scarcity,"What does any of it mean +Gotta fix usability +For NFTs to go mainstream , +NFTs ain’t finance +Arguments ain’t war +No stone bridges +out of iron anymore +If there were two mona Lisas +The same in every way +But you knew one was real +And you knew one was fake +Which one would you say +Has the authenticity +Failure begins with having +To explain fungibility +Are NFTs for their own sake +Enough in the end +Or do they need utility +Or speculation +Communication is sorcery +All magic is change +You can inscribe a magical word +Onto the blockchain +I could make money off my song +Every single time its heard +If it were were an NFT owned +By an ERC 20 bonded curve +Matt owns the podium +He won’t light it on fire though +Horse dung in Ultima Online +Was a currency, did you know +Every stone has a story +Nouial Roubini is wrong +William Chamberlain invented +Curved salad tongs +Don’t just focus on scarcity +For NFTs in games +Use your imagination +Explore the whole range +We’ve come so far +With the internet +But all white papers +Are two column pdfs" +"Good market, bad market","Silly they’re the same +Everyday we make our way +With a tiny monkey brain +And we follow it even if +It leads off a cliff +Never knowing if +We’re in control or powerless or if +It’s really us inside or just a simple trick +Of some higher dang dimension +That’s going about it’s business +Meanwhile suffering is all around you +M ay as well love each other +No matter what you do +May as well +Love each other +May as well +Try not to suck +So when you suffer +You have another +To laugh and cry +And dance and sigh +And fool around and fuck +The end" +Hey Jonathan sorry for my late reply,"I cannot make you wait any longer +I will not trade this sad ape right now, +But I might change my mind +Actually, I also made a mistake +6 days ago I sold my robot ape +Then I saw your sad ape +The clean and sad eyes are impressive +I have been entangled whether to swap with you +Love the sad ape I love her as much as you +So I will not trade it now +This is the most interesting thing +I have encountered in the NFTs +Thank you for bringing me all this +NFT is consensus and NFT is empathy" +Tell me the good news,"I wanna hear it from you +Don’t let it percolate +Just give it to me straight +Where you gonna be +When you wake up tomorrow +Who you gonna see +When you go out tonight +My thick skin is tough and +My dark heart is nothing +Next to that black hole +That sits in the middle +Of your chest that stretches out +Beyond the confines of your ribs +Letting no light escape +And warping time and space +Soldiers light candles +Tyrants flip through channels +Endless nesting +And blind confessing +Straight out of your face +Air bubbles in my brain +And electricity +I can’t get away +ho" +If we’re not fulfilled in work,"We’re not fulfilled in life +Community is not dead +Nor will it ever not die +Blend up all the industries +Diversify ideas +They might forget what did +But not how you made them feel +Some bosses are like dictators +Who don’t value you at all +But the most important thing +Is fulfilling your potential +And soon we’ll be having meetings +In augmented reality +Being human matters +And so does authenticity +Create attractive environments +With color and with light +Emotion is the key +to experience design +Reach people where they are +Micro learning opportunity +Don’t think outside the box +Get rid of the box totally" +Otherside gas war The,"likes of which we’ve never seen before Oh +yes please now burn those fees But +I can’t take it anymore None +of us could ever seen how this would +play out all last year Holding +on for dear life now as the dreams +all disappear Otherside +gas war Not +much about which I’m +sure All +I know is that I don’t But +I can’t take it anymore Tell +me what it’s all gonna like 1 3 +5 years from now I’m +simply not convinced that any of it will +be around Don’t +you tell me that you know it all" +There was a man who always lived his life,"Looking for the way to the spotlight +And from his throne made many decrees +Like saying ETH is a security +But there was a little cat with a heart of gold +Who would step up it was foretold +And strike a blow for all the rest +Mr. Miggles and the ETF +They said it was impossible +That Gary was unstoppable +Mr. Miggles is a rockstar +Never tell him what the odds are +Mr. Miggles says, “What do you think?” +To the man standing next to him, it’s Larry Fink +Larry says, “Cat, look at it go, +First day is a billy that’s some really good inflows”" +You say one thing,"I hear another +If you say anything +I wouldn't bother +I got this dog that +Follows me around +His name is Ego +His name is Ego +You sing my song +Hold up a mirror +You get it wrong +Couldn't be clearer +I got this fish that +Follows me around +His name is oh no +His name is oh no +And the colors in the sky are bright +All right! +Grab the gun +It's in the glove box +You can't outrun +The pace of your thoughts +I've got a bird +She's made of wood +She is a coal mine +She is a coal mine +There is a light +You cannot teach it +Put it in your middle +They cannot reach it +I got this cat that +Follows me around +Her name is hell yes +Her name is hell yes +And the colors in the sky are bright +All right! +You are the boogie man +You are the creature +You are the bug +You are the feature +I've got a monkey +He sits on top of me +Spouting nonsense +Spouting nonsense +Don't give away +Your position +Don't pretend that +You're not a person +I've got this elephant +And she's in the room +Her name is uh oh +Her name is uh oh" +Looking all around,"Trying to find +Someone that +Is in tune with my mind +Doesn’t have to be +Cool or hot +Just wanna sync +Up in our thoughts +I can’t have +Friends at all +Unless we’re making +Things together +Is that sad +Or is that gross +Do I have to judge +Myself the most +I make dinner +And then I eat +Together with +My family +Then I do the dishes +And put to bed +My little boy +The sleepy head +All the while +Inside of me +This little ball +Of anxiety +I try to swipe +It away +Do some work +Or watch TV +Looking all around +Trying to find +Someone that +Is in tune with my mind" +Dayna Morales said,"She serverd customers that were prejudiced +But then when she was pressed +Turns out she made it up +It really did snow in the Middle East +But this picture of the sphinx beast +Covered in snow was a low blow +It was from a theme park in Japan +Elan Gale and his white whale +In Thanksgiving skies +He made her up as a punching bag +For the internet to despise +And 4Chan with their master plan +To get young girls who love Justin +To cut themselves it was the internet's worst side +Jimmy Kimmel's twerking fail +Samsung paying apple in nickels +Childs christmas letter to amazon +The eagle snatching the baby +The Chinese husband who sued his wife +When his children we so ugly +And he found out that she had gotten +Plastic surgery +Horse Ebookes twitter account +The waterproof iPhone +former NSA chief Michael Hayden’s assassination; +Nelson Mandela's death picture +Manti Te'o got catfished +This woman said she was living in poverty +And gathered up donations" +Oh yeah oh yeah You,"gotta go now You +gotta go now you gotta go right now +Oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah You +gotta go right now Gotta +go gotta go right now Where +you gonna go Where +you gonna go to now When +you gotta go the most Are +you gon make some toast When +you got a gold le Are +you going to make a great big feast +Cuz now you got to go now you +got to go now you got to go +got to go go go go It's +getting dark outside" +Standardized tests,"To make some standardized kids +Bleed those babies dry +Of anything creative +We don’t want them to think for themselves +Because robots will be here soon +And those robots will be standardized +So we better make sure they are too +Have you ever noticed +That prisons look like schools +It’s all the same system +And you play by the system’s rules +Every standardized test I took was a terror in my brain +I stay up worried for weeks +What if I got them all wrong and my score were lame +Well I don’t want my boy to be standardized +Tested and approved and stamped +I want him to be able to be himself +And don’t want anyone saying he can’t +Everybody knows it’s all broken as can be +But too bad for us we’re like Rome in 476 C.E. +Now I didn’t learn that in school I google it just now +so fuck your standardized tests, they don’t measure +anything worthwhile anyhow +Yeah intelligence is overrated +I’ll take empathy and compassion +Over your intelligence tests +Intelligence got us into this mess +Teach a kid to think, how to think for themselves +And they’d laugh at your standardized test +And at the silly schoolwork, they don’t need your help" +They write the shows you love,"And they’re not asking for much +But the AMPTP +Well they’ve got to go and act tough +I think they think that pretty soon +That writers won’t even be needed +That artificial intelligence +Will conceive of and write whole seasons +So get out on the picket line +And let the fools discover +That AI can’t compete +With even the world’s most terrible writers +Get out on the picket line +It’s time to name and shame +The industries are different +But the fight is exactly the same +And that’s why it’s called +Solidarity +Writers, like everyone else +Deserve a living wage +But the AMPTP +Don’t believe that writers should even be paid +If they had they’re way +Writers would be working for free +I mean think of the money they’d save +In a writer factory +So get out on the picket line +And show the fools the cost +Of playing rough and tumble +With people good at their jobs +Get out on the picket line +It’s time to name and shame +The industries are different +But the fight is exactly the same +And that’s why it’s called +Solidarity" +I lived on the west coast for 7,"years and what I missed most was spring +When the sun shines so you simply can’t +know the joy that 50 degrees can bring +So it’s true I missed my family, my +mother, father, brother and niece But +when the birds start chirping I’m +quite certain I love being back east Oh +even though I’ve +got this cold And +the snot is running down my nose I +stick my head out the window And +I feel that soft spring breeze blow The +snow towers are melting And +it opens up your chest The +skip in your step After +months of death You +just don’t get it out west You +have to go through the darkness To +appreciate the sun You’ve +got to freeze your bones off To +have all the damage undone So +you can keep your desert palm trees And +your sunny all year round You +can keep your perfect tan bodies And +all your surfing summer sounds Cuz +all of that ain’t worth One +single jelly bean When +the long dark winter falls away And +we see the first little shoots of green" +Everything that ever was will always be,"Everything that is right now +Everything that ever was will always be +Everything that will always be +There is nothing that will ever be anything +Other than what always was +Nothing ever was that could ever be +Anything other than right now +Everything that ever happened before +Will happen again and again +Everything that is going to happen +Is also happening now +Everything that you’ve ever done +You’ll do it again sometime +Sometime everything you’ve ever done +Was done and will be done again" +How many times have NFTs died,"How many times brought back to life +Earthquakes and automobiles +Ones ricochets and the other has wheels +I don’t mean to be cryptic when talking about crypto +And in case you missed it, it’s just the ebb and flow" +I was always minuscule,"I was always bigger than a thousand suns +We played make believe +101 Dalmatians +I am not a metaphor +Memories reconstitute +I’m still the same as before +Delete this later but I felt cute +I can see my house from here +You are like a puppy dog she said +Crying in the hinterlands +They bombed the bakery no more bread" +Secret cat,"Can’t see her +But she makes you sneeze, oh +Secret cat +Can’t see her +But she makes you sneeze, oh +Whoah +Whoahhh +She blends in with the carpet +She never ever meows +She goes out every night +To bring you a secret mouse +Secret cat +Secret cat +I’m still allergic to you +Secret cat +You can’t see her +She makes you sneeze +Ohhhh +Secret cat +You can’t see her +But she’ll make you sneeze, yeah oh +Whoahh +Whoahhh +Secret cat had a sister +Her name was well-known cat +She got a job in Hollywood +And well, that was that +Secret cat, secret cat +I know you must be lonely sometimes +Secret cat +Cant’ see her +But she makes you sneeze +Ohh secret cat +Can’t see her +But she makes you sneeze +Ohhh +Whooah +Whoah +Secret cat when you die +I don’t think I’ll even know +I’ll still be sneezing +And I’ll think of you +I know that you’ll be happy +Wherever you go +Ohhhh +Secret cat, secret cat +You could be dead for all I know +Secret cat +You can’t see her +But she makes you sneeze +Ohhh +Secret cat +You can’ see her +But she makes you sneeze +Yeah oh +Whoahh +Whoahhh +Whoahh +Whoahh +Whoahh +Who – achoo +Oh – achoo +Achoo +Achoo +Secret cat +Secret cat +I love you +And that’s a fact" +I got a sturgeon face,"I got a sturgeon face +I got a sturgeon face +I got a sturgeon face +I got a sturgeon face +I got a sturgeon face +Face +I got a sturgeon face +I got a sturgeon face +I got a sturgeon face +I got a sturgeon face +I got a sturgeon" +We contain multitudes,"BE A LITTLE WILD +Bobcat animal interlude +BE A LITTLE WILD +Cats in a bubble kingdom +BE A LITTLE WILD +million things I haven’t done +BE A LITTLE A WILD +BE A LITTLE WILD +DON’T LET FEAR OF THE UNKNOWN +KEEP YOU FROM THE CHANGE YOU NEED +TO REPLACE THE YOU THAT’S GOT TO GO +Speeches with a laser show +BE A LITTLE WILD +Jason likes the iPad pro +BE A LITTLE WILD +Indépendant terrifyingly +BE A LITTLE WILD +Even positive change is scary +BE A LITTLE WILD +BE A LITTLE WILD +DON’T LET FEAR OF THE UNKNOWN +KEEP YOU FROM THE CHANGE YOU NEED +TO REPLACE THE YOU THAT’S GOT TO GO +play the song on the radio +BE A LITTLE WILD +friends on the internet are meaningful +BE A LITTLE WILD +song a day can be hard sometimes +BE A LITTLE WILD +it’s a great big mountain that i climb +BE A LITTLE WILD" +Everybody sees you Everybody,"knows just what you’re doing Close +down that tomb Some +things are better left undone I never really +told you about the feelings kept inside But +here it comes and there it goes, baby +Here it comes and there it goes I +know you’re calling my name again I know +you’re calling my name I know you’re calling +my name again, my baby Even +Jesus Christ +was resurrected Wouldn’t +it be nice if we could do the +same? But +we best think twice before we bring things +back that don’t belong here Look +at my eyes x3 Here +it comes, baby and there it goes, baby +Here it comes and there it goes I +know you’re calling my name again I know +you’re calling my name I know you’re calling +my name again, my baby These +feelings wouldn’t survive if we didn’t keep them +alive If +we didn’t feed them love Love +Open up your heart and let the moonlight +in Tell +the whole truth, tell the world our story +But you best think twice before you bring +things back that don’t belong here Look +at my eyes x3 Here +it comes, baby and there it goes, baby +Here it comes, baby There +it goes I know you’re calling my name +again I know you’re calling my name I +know you’re calling my name again, my baby" +Crawling on my hands and knee Trying,"to find something to hold on to Lying +down on my back Looking +up at the trees Thinking +that I don't want to I feel like +I'm just this old broken guitar Got +nothing to offer Going +for a walk into the woods When +I know that I've +got nothing to fear That's +what's going on that's what's going on that's +what going on Singing +so softly when I think that I should +probably sing loud Flipping +the bird to every cop I see When +I am shaking my fist at the cl +Watching Star +Trek with my friends and my wife loves +it just as much as I Trying +to get to the light When +I know I am lonely Dark +side that's what's going on that's what's going +on that's what's going on Sa" +This is the space that I work out of,"It's in a basement in Williamsburg +It's not much but it's super cheap +I share it with a bunch of guys +I got my green screen +And I got my lights +The space floods +When it rains too much +And there's this hissing noise in wintertime +When the heat comes on +the last couple months +There's been construction +So it's not ideal +But like I said it's super cheap +Now I'm moving down to windsor terrace +and i'm looking for a new space +I need a studio that I can work out of +To write my song a day +Have you got any leads +That fit my needs +Have you got any leads +For me? +I'm looking for +Something close to home +Big enough to shoot video +And quiet so I can record +I'd like to share +with a few really cool musicians +Who are also making stuff +And maybe we can collaborate +Like I said +I make a song a day +I've been doing this for almost 6 years +I used to work from home +But it didn't work for me +I'd never put pants on +And that was a problem" +I’ve been chasing a crazy dream,"Down on rainbow road +I’ve been living in the space between +Where the tame and the wild things go +And the sandman casts his fishing line +And the stoplight flashes green +I will never stop wishing I +Could someday 0 live inside that dream +And this road is familiar +And the signpost is familiar +And you punch it hard until you +Know you got to +Now you got to +Oh you got to +Let it go +Down that hill and around the bend +And the void it comes alive +Comes so easy, remember when +Didn’t even know how to drive +And straight ahead a bomb explodes +And lightning strikes the sand +Keep your eyes up on the road +Keep the steering wheel in your hands +And this road is familiar +And the signpost is familiar +And you punch it hard until you +Know you got to +Now you got to +Oh you got to +Let it go +The hills are concious +And they'll eat you for breakfast +And the gophers are angry +The cows are restless +You can take that narrow path +I will find my own +Recognize my heartbeat as +The only way I've ever known +Cross into the ether now +Cross that finish line +If I could I surely would +Make that world mine" +Let's go,"Sailing on a solar wind +We'll keep going till we reach the end of the universe +We got a ways to go +But we'll get there faster +When the hot winds blow +Oh let's go +Slipping on a solar wind +Out of this existence you'll transcend +When we get there +Who knows what we'll find +I met +God there once +He blew my mind +Oh +Solar wind solar wind +Come on let's ride it +If you're happy +There's no reason to hide it +I love you and +I won't deny it +Oh no no no no +Solar winds giving our solar wind +Let's win our solar wind +Let's go let's" +You tell us bedtime stories,"But who puts you to sleep? +Are you awake the whole night long +Tending your flock of sheep? +Consider this a remedy +Lay down and close your eyes +Time to put away the mic +It’s Scooter’s lullaby +Goodnight scooter +Scooter good night +Good night scooter +Till the morning light +You’ll see us in your dreams" +down the hole where grandpa died,"i came across a three piece man +well met i said well met by chance +everything was down that hole +every living and dead soul +cold as fish and black as coal +they'd never heard of rock and roll +i told you +i warned you +i said they wouldn't listen +you ran out +found jesus +and now you're into his thing +a soldier +can onlya +shoot what's there in front of him +no one can +fly higher +than death he's there above him +will the feeling never die? +will the feeling never die? +despite untold years +passing quickly by? +on another boat +on a boat across the sea +will the feeling never die +is it love that lives for eternity +up i said up to life and lightness +enough i said bring me brightness +i climbed a rope and crawled out blinking +just in time to see the moon winking" +Hey what you gotta say,"Gotta say hey what you gotta say +Gotta say +You gotta say something now make it count +Everybody's listening to you don't mess it up hey +Gotta say +Gotta say hey what you gotta say +Gotta say +Everybody's turning your way on your soapbox +Better say something worthwhile don't just talk about pock +Bright tops +Hey what you got to say +Got to say +Hey what you got to say +Got to say +Hey what you got to say +Got to say hey +What you got to say +Got to say hey" +Captain Twerk,"that space booty Pondles +Bitcoin maximalist bitcoin spank chain welcomes you to +Aldous We +know you're not giving away triples Different +tokens You +know the score Colony +and Dogecoin +welcome you to Betalygo +Where no one's gone before When +no one's gone before Vitalik +Buterin thumbs up He's +a literal scammer Here's +a link to Reddit +the NASA +coder Go +develop your own blockchain technology where you can +be 1000 sure of decentralization Push +your money in a mattress Out +here that's overseen by the bedbug community Satoshi's +approach Relying +on no central authority And +Vitalik is dangerous Vitalik +is dangerous He's +very dangerous Vitalik +is dangerous No +sh The +best thing ever Mr +Premine has his vision but he won't see +reason We're +so stoked to have you aboard Debit +illegal Where +no one's gone before His +viewpoints will take into account the fact the +code is to be audited by an auditing +firm and approved by consortium Talk +about ERC +2721 and 1701 OMG +Mr Shatner +assisting ERC +standards in order to school a crypto troll +captain Dwerk +that space booty Paul +knows Bitcoin +maximalist bitcoin spank chain welcomes you to all +this We +know you're not giving away triples Different +tokens You +know the score Colony +and Dogecoin +welcome you to Bitly +Go Where +no one's gone before To +Bitly go Italy +Go to Better +League Go +where no one's gone before" +he’s a smooth brain operator,"Living in a no mans land +No cracks or dips or crevices +You sign that he understands +When he calls your name +You won’t hear him +His voice is like a wisp +In the morning time, he drinks his wine +And gets lost in the foggy mist +He’s the smooth brain operator +He does just what he’s told +There’s no electrical activity +And no sign of heart or soul +When you call his name he won’t hear you +He’s staring at himself +Locked in with the pale voice of +ghost that never gets out +He’s a smooth brain operator +Baby bottom like butter silk +He’s chained himself to status quo +It’s a tiny sine wave of chill +He don’t do much but sit around +And mumble unintelligibly +The way that it’s always been +Is the way it has to be +He’s the smooth brain operator +Working for The NY Times +No chemicals that shape and mold +No reasons and no rhyme +He doesn’t hear music or move at all +When the thumbing bass goes boom +You wouldn’t even notice him +In the middle of a empty room" +I'm not really here I don't know where,"I am Maybe +I'm living inside the garbage can just like +Oscar Just +like the Grouch +Just like Oscar +That's what I'm +talking about But +I Oh +don't you give up now O +that's what I'm +Oscar To +the ground Oh +oh Don't +you put down your rules somewhere you will +regret You +will too I'm +not really here I don't know what that +means My +head's full of big plans and schemes Living +in the future just like a flash when +he ran when he ran when he ran +when he ran when he ran really fast +oh oh don't you go too fast Mr +Flash oh don't you go too fast or +else you might you might feel that you +stuck in the future just like me with +your brain not where it should be that's +what I said I'm +not really here I'm +somewhere else entirely I'm +feeling like a typewriter with a monkey I'm +feeling like Bart +Simpson writing those words over and over again +and again oh oh don't you listen to +what they say because oh nobody knows the +right way to do anything to do anything +Not a monk in a cave Not +a king on a throne Not +a man on the street walking home all +alone not an tree in the wilderness not +a while for Not +a man in the street in the hand +of the store" +Dylan and Michelle,"I remember when you were just friends +That was back at Bennington +But even back then +You were inseparable +Yesterday you got married +I wish I could have been there for it +I hope I get to see you soon +And admire you as Mr. and Mrs. +I’ll call you Mr. and Mrs. Weird +So fascinated by the obscure +cuter pair of strange curious people +I don't' ever think that there were +Dylan and Michelle +I can't tell you how happy I am for you +When we hung out together in Budapest +That was such a very, very fun time +Yesterday you got married +In the summer green that is New Hampshire +I hope I get to see you soon +I’ll call you Mr. and Mrs. Beat Break Dancer +I’ll call you Mr. and Mrs. Weird +So fascinated by the obscure +cuter pair of strange, curious people +I don't' ever think that there were +And Dylan, you're a break dancing fool +And Michelle, you carry such a nerd cool +In epic matrimony like an automata pony +You’ll be unstoppable +Congratulations" +It’s the height of culture,"It’s about the future +Get away with murder +Stupider the better +Gonna push it further +Ever higher number +Tell your mother +Stupider the better +You’ve got the hunger +You’re a big man hunter +What’ll you discover +Stupider the better +It’s the height of culture +You’ve never touched her +In vibrant color +Stupider the better" +La la la la la la la la,"la la la la la la la la +la la la la la la la la +la la la la still got a headache +but I don't feel La +la la la la la la la la +la la la la la la la la +la la la la la Like +I can barely hear the guitar can barely +hear anything at all My +ears my ears feel like they filled up +with a cotton ball La +la la la la la la la la +la la la la la la la la +la la la Baby +I will feel better maybe I will feel +better tomorrow La +la la la la la la la la +la la la la la la la la +la la la la la la Gotta +put to kiss a bed Tonight +is my night to do that Then +I'm gonna go to sleep oh yeah took +a long" +I really really really need a phone ):,"I really really really feel alone :\ +My headache didn't even go away.... +I have a headache... Just another day. +two hundred seven thousand seventeen +Just ate a chocolate covered coffee bean!!! +two hundred thousand seven hundred ten +My tummy isn't feeling well again +Ambition doesn't matter anymore
one hundred fifty thousand forty four +one hundred fifty thousand eighty two
Love doesn't have restrictions, people do +JUST HURRY UP AND FUCKING ANSWER ME!!!!!!! +how patient can a person truly be? +Cant ask a simple question anymore +two hundred forty thousand twenty four +I never put another over mine 
two hundred twenty thousand twenty nine +Class is a lifestyle , not an outfit #true +two hundred twenty thousand eighty two +Ambition doesn't matter anymore
one hundred fifty thousand forty four +one hundred fifty thousand eighty two
Love doesn't have restrictions, people do +two hundred forty seven thousand four +this isn't even funny any more +Play station network isn't working #great +two hundred fifty thousand fifty eight +two hundred twenty thousand seventeen +I really hate the iPhone message green.. +Well my computer is completely fried +computing test tomorrowdies inside" +Every business depends on how time is spent,"You can look at the clock and wonder +where the time went But +with VMware +a vSphere it's a whole new a frontier +consolidating server Save +Money and Time +VMware vSphere is sublime VSphere +solutions are easy to use easy to deploy +and to manage To +free your IT +staff from menial tasks with automation capabilities it'll +do what you ask New +applications provision in just minutes Change +request response times in just minutes Every +business depends on how time is spent You +can look at the clock and wonder where +the time went But +vsphere solutions keep it all up and running +with automated backup disaster recovery hardware maintenance zero +downtime And +when it comes time to design new applications +you can test and deploy by optimizing reproduction +staging environments Your +applications will always be available Your +applications will always be available VMware +a vSphere it's a whole new a frontier +consolidating server Save +Money and time VMware +vSphere is survived vSphere delivers improve utilization utilization +of servers resulting in fewer resources to manage +your power store and buy Increase +your server utilization rate from 5 to 15 +up to 60 to 80 You +may even achieve consolidation ratios of more than +15 to 1 Every +business depends on how time is spent You +can look at the clock and wonder where +the time went but not with the empty +sphere" +When you tap-n-give,"You help a puppy live +You help those in need +In Haiti +You help children and their families +You can +If you just tap-n-give +You can tap-n-give +On your iPhone +You tap-n-give +Share with everyone you know +You tap-n-give +To the charities who need +You tap-n-give +To be the best you can be +Well when you give-n-tap +It’s an iPhone app +To spread the word on charity +You get these wallpapers +When you give the dollars +So won’t you just tap-n-give +Oh you tap-n-give +On your iPhone +You tap-n-give +Share with everyone you know +You tap-n-give +To the charities who need +You tap-n-give +To be the best you can be +Oh tap-n-give +Give give give" +Duck facts,"Many ducks +Are we all ducks +The ducks are taking over +The ducks are taking over +The ducks are taking over +The ducks are taking over +The ducks are taking +His name was +Dr +Duck +Dr +Duck +Dr +Duck +Dr +Duck +The ducks are taking over +Dr +Duck +Dr +Duck +His name was +Dr +Duck +Dr +Duck +Dr +Duck +Dr +Duck the ducks are taking over +Dr +Duck +Dr +Duck +This whole video conspiracy +Does it even exist +Are we real +Who am +I +It made a duck sound +It made a duck sound +Duck sound +It made a duck sound +Duck puzzled +The other guy was duck +This guy's +Dr +Duck +The ducks are taking over +Dr +Duck +Dr +Duck +Duck puzzled the other guy was duck +This guy's +Dr +Duck +The ducks are taking over +Dr +Duck +Dr +Duck +Duck +Duck +Duck +Duck +Bop bop +Duck +Woo d +Toad get out of my pipe man +Toad get out of my pipe +Toad get out of my pipe man +Toad get out of my pipe +Toad get out of my pipe man +Toad get out of my pipe +Toad get out of my pipe man +Toad get out of my pipe duck +Facts +Many ducks are we all +Ducks +The ducks are taking over +The ducks are taking over +The ducks are taking over +The ducks are taking over +The ducks are taking +His name was +Dr +Duck +Dr +Duck +Dr +Duck +Dr +Duck +The ducks are taking over +Dr +Duck +Dr +Duck +His name was +Dr +Duck +Dr +Duck +Dr +Duck +The ducks are +Taking over +Dr +Duck +Dr +Duck +Duck +Puzzled +The other guy was duck +This guy's +Dr +Duck +The ducks are taking over +Dr +Duck +Dr +Duck +Duck +Duck +Duck +Dr +Duck +Dr +Duck the ducks are taking over +Dr +Duck +Dr +Duck +Duck puzzle +The other was duck +This guy's +Dr +Duck +Are we all ducks +Are we all just ducks +What is going on here +This is a conspiracy +This whole video is a freaking conspiracy +Does it even exist +Are we real +Who am +I" +You already know,"You may not know you know +You already have +Everything you need +Letting letting go +It might be difficult +That’s not good or bad +There’s no you or me +Who is minding the store +It’s not me, I’m not there anymore +There is no calm and no storm +Who is minding the store +I’m not the guy +Who writes a song a day +I’m not the guy +Providing for his family +I’m not the guy +Who tries to understand +I’m not a guy +I’m not Jonathan Mann" +He is 23,"He plays extreme frisbee +He’s coaching Tiki in math +So she’ll get her degree +His favorite color is blue +And he loves to ski +He just bought a house +He loves his friends and family +He allergic to doing the dishes +He’d rather play Hearthstone +he’s an impromptu handy man +He’s a reservoir engineer +He loves living in Alaska +He calls himself lazy +Even though he’s doing everything he can +His accent is Kiwi +He’s in love with Tiki +He’s a real sweety +She loves him so +She’s better than him at video games +He went to school here in the states +He’s her knight in shining armor +Her hero +Tiki and Harry +They met on the internet +But when someone asks the two +Of them how they met +They make up something new +He has a cat named Mao +Who is very hyperactive +She wakes up at 6am +And he just sleeps right through it +He likes to brag at how +Good he is at smash brothers +And how good he is at board games +He was born in China +And grew up in New Zealand +People make fun of his cat’s name" +This is Dr. Boigenstein…,"Hello? +What? +Hello? +Hello? +Hello? +Where are you? +Hello? +What? +Can you hear me +No! +What? +Hello? +I’m at the club! +What? +Can you hear me? +No! +The test results +What? +Did you get them in? +Hello? +I gonna live? +What? +Can you hear me? +No! +I'm too young to die +What? +I wanna live +Are you at a club? +Come on doc +Hello? +Don't leave me hanging +Hanging what +I want to live +I didn't hear +Say again +Hello +I want to live +Hello +What +One more time +Ok doc +What? +Whatever man +Hello! +Smell you later +We got them back +Thanks for nothing +Your test results came back negative" +Can I cross the line into distant territory,"In the back woods of my mind +Where I keep all of my stories +And my ability to keep time +a broken scattered time +Can I heave the chest of the one eyed cyclops +Down into the dirt +Where the mermaids carry tridents and also felt tipped mops +and nothing ever hurts +the truth it never hurts +Somewhere over the horizon +Somewhere over the trees +Somewhere someone punched my eyes in +And I was brought down to my knees +Can I split my lip eating dim sum summer +And can I sew it all back up +Can the blood I spill as a tough gun runner +Be outweighed by the love +Nothing weighs more than love +Can I know a feeling before i felt it +Misdirection man +Can you feel the blow before I dealt it +Sharp tongue in your broken hand +The sorry, dirty hand" +I stare at the carpet,"Carpet stares back +This carpet’s really dirty +I should really vacuum, oh +I should really vacuum +No matter how much I vacuum +The carpet stays dirty +And it makes this whole room, dirty, oh +Dirty +I stare at the carpet +I feel better, too +The carpet is brown +Now I’m going to +Clean the carpet +I think of the ages +Passing on +I think of the masters +I think of the songs +And it makes this whole room +Carpet down on the floor, the floor +Carpet down on the floor, the floor +(This is the end, of the song) +Carpet down on the floor, the floor +(This is the end, of the song) +Carpet down on the floor, the floor" +"Riding on a bicycle at night, oh yeah","Got a meal here, eatin' sandwich with some +weird green drinkin' Oh, +I'm in a hat store, look at all +these hats Look +at all these hats and shoes, yeah Computer, +Star of David +And the big white board, here's my hand +countdown Countdown +in the coffee time, it's a coffee, coffee +Mr. Coffee, +hey now coffee, oh Yeah, +gonna do some stuff and talk a lot +on the stage About +books, books are interesting and designing them is +cool Oh, +quick cut of my trip to the nighttime +railroad station Blank +screen, blank screen Balloon, +balloon, balloon, balloon, balloon Poppin' +the balloon, oh, buy a balloon Yeah, +yeah, yeah Gonna +play my instruments, read my books, go on +the computer Watch +some DVDs, +got the scary mask, scary baby face And +the baby make a funny face, funny face +baby Nothing +better than a funny face globe, spinnin' all +around Funny +face globe, and I walkin' in the snow, +snow, snow And +it's cold outside, yeah, it's cold outside Playin' +the piano now, um, he's much better than +me You +can just see, and the red, oh, the +red elephant This +is an advertisement, I think there's a red, +red, red elephant And +I'm makin' crepes, makin' crepes, Tabasco +makin' crepes, I don't think it's a crepe +It must be a burrito, burrito bird Burrito +bird, burrito bird Walkin' +like a burrito bird, oh, burrito bird Playin', +playin' the wow, playin' the wow Craft +world of warcraft, like a burrito bird, bobblehead +Burrito bird, bobblehead And +they're talkin' to the bobblehead, hey, oh We're +in some kind of classroom With +an American +flag on the wall I bet they're learnin' +to be an American +citizen Drinkin' +Merlot with some chocolate, lonely evenin' at home +I'm doin' my homework, I'm +doin' my homework Look +at all this calculus, doin' my homework doin' +my homework, doin' my homework Look +at all this calculus, I'm +doin' my homework Well, +I'm in each forever It's +Valentine's Day, +not yet read the thing on the wall +Hey, the dog doesn't trust that thing, doesn't +trust it at all What's +up with this thing, says the dog What's +up with this thing, says the baby, iPad, +iPad Baby, +playin' with the iPad Hey, +I'll use your finger, that looks like a +band I'm +not sure which band could it be, Counting +Crows Cause +that guy's got the dreads I think this +is gonna be a joke, not a funny +joke, not a funny joke Baby, +buildin' stuff like a burrito bird Like +a burrito bird, baby Bobblehead +buildin' stuff like a burrito bird Old +lady, blue-haired old lady With +the blue blouse and the blue-haired lady Oh, +blue-haired lady, playin' the guitar Blue-haired +lady and the bobble bird, bobble bird Blue-haired +lady, playin' the guitar Burrito +bobble bird It's +a draft day outside Hearin' +Pittsburgh or somethin' Yeah, +yeah, ski break It's +time for a ski break, make funny faces +Bobble bird, bobble bird, make funny faces Make +funny, funny faces Kinda +pretty girls, and then the thing goin' Oh, +gonna wash some stuff And +the cat, kinda ugly, cat, cat Kinda +ugly cat, kinda ugly Oh, +bobble bird, oh Look +what I'm +havin' for breakfast Got +some avocado on the toast Avocado +on the toast Avocado +on the toast I guess that's lunch, not +breakfast Burrito +bobble bird, bobble bird, bobble bird This +guy's also eatin' Everybody's +eatin' stuff Drinkin' +the Starbucks, +cause it tastes like sugar Lots +of jars, lots of jars Filled +with soup, jars of soup, soup, soup Soup +filled jars on my feet It's +time to go for a run She's +goin' for a run, she's very serious Harris, +outfit your rig Put +all this stuff into a truck With +the burrito bobble bird And +the elephant burrito bobble bird And +the elephant burrito bobble bird Swammy +burrito Bobble +smoke out in the desert Smoke +out in the town Smoke +up in the sky Clouds, +clouds, clouds Little +Yorkie clouds, clouds, clouds Little +Yorkie Ting-t-ting-t-ting-t-ting +Ting-t-ting-t-ting-t-ting Ting-t-ting-t-ting-t-ting-t-ing +People bikin' at night And +the lady's takin' the bus" +Congratulations on making a decision to get your,"password Situation +much better Align +Next you've got to choose a master password +you can use Here's +some basic rules to keep in mind There's +no such thing as perfection You +just need to improve on what you got +No password is totally honest unbreakable But +to thwart the thieves you can do a +lot Randomness +is the best defense against all those you +defend against and so you gotta keep it +random password that you can't recall ain't no +good to you at all but you better +you better keep it random Random +Start Let's +start with a phrase like I have two +dogs Molly +and Patty +Next add some space Some +spaces those are just so it's easier for +you to read Now +start to think from a nefarious hacker's point +of view To +thwart them you'll want to lie There +are more ways to lie than to tell +the truth So +now now let's change the phrase I have +three bats Larry +Mo and Curly +And let's and let's not make sense I +have 35 bats Larry +Mo and Curly +Larry Mo +and Curly +is a predictable phrase and predictable we don't +want for sure I have 35 bats Larry +and Amy +It has fewer words but it's more secure +But remember randomness is the best defense against +all those you defend against and so you +gotta keep it random password that you can't +recall ain't no good to you at all +but you better you better keep it random +Randomness is the best defense against all those +you defend against and so you gotta keep +it random password that you can't recall ain't +no good to you at all but you +better you better keep it random Random +Come up with a random phrase random phrase +that you'll remember Random +Random Random +random phrase that you'll remember" +Why can’t I believe in myself,"Why can’t I believe +If other people can believe in me +Why can’t I believe +I can’t remember +One good thing I’ve done +Only every insult +And absolutely none +Of the compliments +I don’t know where they wan t" +in my house there is a room,"and in that room there is a drawer +and in that drawer is a list of all my worries +it's an illustrated list +with notes an annotations +and entries like nature's wrath and fury +and brain aneurysms from being in a hurry +i eat too fast +sometimes i go to sleep +thinking i'll never wake +is it only in my mind these thoughts are turning +or do i die every night +to be revived by the light +of the tower in the clouds softly burning +and the pitter patter of the rain finally returning +as it hits the glass +out the window +the sky is overcast +if i could fly i'd follow birds +on their lonely paths +but i swallow all my pills +and am fading fast +close my eyes +i find the space between +wakefulness and sleep +is the very best time for free association +and most of my ideas +the ones i throw away and keep +come in the shower between exfoliations +not on the mountain top in mediation +no not at all +jesus said that money +and religion didn't mix +and so they built corporate mega churches +jesus said that being poor +was the the only way to live +and so we arrest the homeless like they're walking curses +we cast them out as if there were nothing worse +than being poor +there's no space there +for interpretation +it's an amazing case of blind +manifestation +no lonely history +celebration +defies explanation" +I was afraid to go downstairs,"It reminded me of the basement +Where it was dark and smelled disgusting +I was having trouble adjusting +I was afraid to go downstairs +So mom took me to the toy store +And I picked out a big white bear +He was downstairs bear +Downstairs bear x3 +I loved you +Time went on and so did I +Ninja Turtles and Transformers +That big white bear sat in the closet +I thought I's big I didn't need him +Time goes on and so do I +And fear comes with an unknown future +Oh how I long for my companion +To come and soothe my racing brain" +"there's a long, long thread leading from your soul directly into mine","I'm like you and you're like me and that's how we're designed +Marching to the rhythm that nobody else hears +And you've been at it for 91 years +Bubby x3 +We are the same +I'm made up of molecules arranged in a way just so +And your molecules are like my molecules they stop and say hello +They wiggle and stretch in the strangest ways +And we stretch and grow across our own journeys +Bubby x3 +We are the same +When you're gone you won't be gone because you'll be in me +I exist the way I am because you're my family +And whenever I have kids of my own +You better believe that I'll let them know +About +Bubby x3 +We are the same" +Go for a ride in your favorite car,"I liked your old stuff You +Tube is streaming It's +a little bit choppy Can +you tune your fish Tune +your fish like a tuna fish Tune +your fish Lactuna +fish Oh +yeah Zach +we've got update the embed The +You Tube +link works Ah +yeah that embed It's +waiting to start Fixing +fixing fixing the embed I'm +gonna give this fellow a huge mohawk I +had eggs for breakfast but I also made +my kids some egg and a hole And +I couldn't remember what egg and a hole +was called My +mama always called it one eyed Bandit +One eyed bandit Oh +yeah One +eyed bandit When +I bend it When +I bend it Oh +yeah Upgrade +my brush Upgrade +my brush Please +please Upgrade +my brush Upgrade +my brush Please +please Upgrade +my brush Upgrade +my brush Take +me for a ride in my fav car +We'll go near and we'll go out of +our way to not say the obvious rhyme +because the obvious rhyme is dumb Banana +bread is dumb Banana +bread is dumb banana bread Oh +yeah I've +been writing this song today for 15 years +and a bunch of days That's +a lot Embed +fixed reload And +it's gonna be the right one We +got more colors today I'm +losing my streak I'm +losing my streak Oh +no I'm +losing my streak Upgrade +my base paint I'm +losing my streak Losing +my streak I'm +losing my streak But +we got more colors today We +got more colors today We +got more colors today We +got more colors today in the style of +L C +D sound system L +C D +sound system Oh +yeah Oh +Oh yeah Green +eggs and ham I do not like them +Oh my God +I thought you were gonna say you forgot +what eg What +eggs were What +eggs were Upgrade +my brush Upgrade +my brush Won't +you upgrade my brush Upgrade +my brush Please +please upgrade my brush Zaddy +Zack Zaddy +Zack Zaddy +Zack Zaddy +Zack Zaddy +Zack Zaddy +Zack Zaddy +Zack Ohyou +really should upgrade those brush for everyone drawing +right now Everyone +everyone Potato +art over everybody's masterpieces Don't +put potato art over everyone else This +is a communal exercise You're +all in a commune The +base pay commune Oh +the base pay commun I like to write +songs about video games I like to write +songs about cute animals I like to write +songs about crypto About +crypto Video +games cute animals And +crypto And +Apple And +Apple And +Apple And +Apple I spam boxes to firm participation points +Oh yeah I spam those boxes for free +participation points Participation +points Participation +points Participation +points Oh +no I threw an egg on the canvas +flat It +fell down and now it looks so flat +Are to shoot some words now I just +noticed I can use text formatting Yeah +the You +Tube is a bit laggy for me too +Yeah the You +Tube is a Bit +laggy for everyone Is +it just a video that's laggy I hope +so Is +it just a video that's laggy or is +it that's just music too The +music too Let's +all Let's +all get base together talk about base paint +to your father and your mother Oh +let's all get faced together talk about base +paint to your father and your mother You +should draw what we're singing about and so +you should probably say some more specific nouns +You should You +should draw what we're singing about so you +should probably say some more specific nouns Specific +nouns are good for singing Specific +nouns are good for drawing Specific +nouns I like them a lot Specific +nouns yeah Specific +nouns yeah Bass +communicate Potato +art tomato art Potato +tomato potato art Potato +art Tomato +art Is +there any other kind of art Potato +art potato art tomato art Is +there any other kind of art going anywhere +I like to sing about fluffy things like +lemmings I like to sing about fluffy things +like flying foxes they're bats I like to +make remixes about crazy people Crazy +people I like to do a lot of +things I like to sing a song and +play video games Video +games I like to play video games I'm +loving the way this looks I've +got a cold that's lasted a long time +I'm very stuffed up You +can hear it in my nose time I've +got a cold You +can hear it in my nose in my +nose In +my nose in my nose and my nose +in my nose and my nose in my +nose and my nose in my The +girl who put toothpaste on her french fries +instead of mayonnaise Okay +I got you Did +you ever hear the woman about the town +who put mayonnaise on her toothpaste Mayonnaise +on her toothpaste She +put toothpaste on her french fries and mayonnaise +as her toothpaste and it made no sense +And she got lots of cafetes Cause +mayonnaise has sugar you know Oh +you say you like the potato Uh +oh At +least the audio's not laggy Even +if the video is quite laggy I went +for a jog before work today I picked +big pounds of oyster mushrooms It +was a good day Was +a good day I went for a Jog +before work today and picked three pounds of +oyster mushroom today It +was a good day Oyster +mushrooms Oyster +mushrooms are delicious Mmm +Oyster mushrooms Mayonnaise +on toothpaste Delicious +Nouns I've +written several songs about nouns Nounish +nounish nounish nounish nouns Nounish +nounish nounish nouns So +in my song a day project where I +tokenize all these songs there's a lot of +different traits there's a lot of different attributes +when I do the nfts of them And +one attribute is nouns and then another attribute +is specific nouns Right +Proper nouns So +there's like you know cats and then there's +Garfield and then there's video games But +then there's F099 +Sun rays over water Keep +it together man Animals +animals animals animals animals animals Sun +rays over water Keep +it together man Sun +rays Sun +rays Sun +rays I can do this all day just +like Captain +America says All +day just like says Graffiti +plants Graffiti +plants Graffiti +plants What +kind of video games Crystal +Crypto Moogle +wants to know what kind of games Crypto +Moogle wants to know I used to have +a show on You +Tube called Game +Jew Game +Jew Game +Jewlooked like Mario +but I had the old overalls are without +a shirt Without +a shirt Moloch +We're defeating Moloch +We're defeating right now We're +defeating Moloch +right now Moloch +tried to get ya He +tried to break you apart Moloch +tried to get you He +tried to break your heart But +you keep putting those pixels down and you +keep trying to bring it back around That +is that to the moon Oh +oh Z +to the moon Sad +song She +has cavities now Sad +song She +has cavities now Sad +song She +has cavities now Sad +song Oh +oh You +keep trying all of these things I see +I see a guy in the middle making +music I see a paintbrush and a guy +with a mohawk and a few eggs Yeah +I see Zaddy +Zach I see some musical notes S3 +I see some fish and some guitars and +some nouns Glasses +That's what I see Giving +me keyboard man And +now there's glasses with a beat Pretty +base Pain +better Bass +pain better Now +now Delicious +delicious delicious Oh +delicious delicious Oh +delicious Now +nish downs nows Everybody's +got those now Ish +down going down We +fork it now Lovely +tuna We +got the nounish down Downish +down The +nounish down Everybody +forking those downish downs Fork +fork fork With +your french French +fries and your toothpaste in your Eyes +eyes eyes Oh +yeah Fox +Now Henry +what sound does the fox down sound make +What sound does the fox down down the +fox now make What +sound does the fox noun make What +sound does the fox noun make Uh +oh Uh +oh Uh +oh I've +got lots of signs about crypto taxes Cause +they hurt my feelings They +hurt my feelings The +crypto taxes feel like they're so I like +to say death to crypto taxes Oh +death to crypto taxes Oh +death to crypto taxes They're +so difficult So +difficult So +difficult So +difficult No +tax software is ready Ready +for the crypto Every +time you place a pixel that's a taxable +event No +crypto software is ready for the taxes You +lay it down You +lay that pixel Now +you've gotta pay taxes on the pixel Every +single one Pay +the pixel It's +not fun Those +crypto crypto taxes make no sense Cause +every pixel is a transaction Every +single one to get money So +don't worry But +how you going to explain that to your +accountant It's +going to be hard Oh +it's going to be hard Oh +oh Oh +Death to crypto taxes Death +to crypto tax Musical +Play the musical That's +a really nice walkway that you made in +your backyard That's +a really nice walkway that you made in +your backyard That's +a really nice walkway that you made in +your backyard Bet +you weren't thinking about taxes when you were +doing that Crypto +taxes Sa +No I'm +not going to go for 24 hours I +plan to do it for maybe like half +an hour which I think we've hit I +can do a little bit longer but I +was also thinking another option would be Oops" +I shouldn't go to bed Cause,"my kids are gonna wake me up really +early in the morning I should go to +bed but I just can't Not +right now Not +right now Not +right Not +right now" +Horses in the skyline Whales,"on the shore Everybody +thinks you got less but really you got +more Every +time you see them you wanna hold their +hands but they put their arms up in +me wilder man's nobod never really gives up +in the end Take +a little walk have a little fun Come +back to the beginning yeah where it all +began Nobody +sees you nobody knows but somebody believes you +your fingers mouth and no oh no body +gives up in the end have a little +party put sit on in the b the +party when everything is on track have a +little light on to keep the bugs away +but all of the bugs come back to +you anyway and you know nobody gives up +in the end Unicorns +and tally all you will see all man's +folly is bigger than you owe me in +the ancient Greece +there was a man who said you won't +get in the way well if you w +But you know nobody gives up in the +end in the end" +"Hello, my name is","Jonathan +Sasonga, day number 2356. +Incredible news, my +Lander +Fila is awake. +Hello +Earth, can you hear me? +I'm awake, how long have I been asleep? +Hello +Fila, 2014 you've had a long sleep, about 7 months. +Wild +Rosetta, that's a long time. +Time for me to get back to work. +Fila, 2014 need to check your fit, healthy and warm enough first. +Take it easy for now, smiley. +Oh okay, +I'm still a bit tired anyway. +Talk to you later, back to hashtag life on a comic. +Hashtag life on a comic. +Hashtag life on a comic. +Hashtag life on a comic. +Hashtag life on a comic." +I looked at it and it was moving,"I looked at it and it was moving +I looked at it and it was moving +I looked at it and it was moving +An Oregon +woman discovered she had live worms in her +eyes leading to a unique discovery I looked +at it and it was moving moving I +looked at it and it was moving I +looked at it and it was moving I +looked at it and it was moving I +looked at it and it was moving moving +I looked at it and it was moving +moving I looked at it and it was +moving I looked at it and it was +moving I looked at it and it was +moving I looked at it and it was +moving moving I looked at it and it +was moving" +This is the moon orbiting earth,"From space +I've never seen it from this perspective +It's so beautiful +This is the moon doing what the moon has always done +Tracking the way we move" +Bow-Ty's Lyrics,"Welcome One +Welcome All +All my homes and my buddies From +all over the world It's +G Time +w/ T-Cent +Yo Yo +Yo RockCookieBottom +Five years in the bag Holy +shit, That's +a lot of songs, Jon +You da Mann +First I wanna ask something simple, For +yer listeners Sure +you got calices, but do you get blisters? +Does song-a-day ever push you too much? Do +you ever find yourself overwhelmed in a rut +Like you wanna be free but you gotta +keep it up? Like +you wanna explode, wanna make it all stop? +I've been beat down I've +been so tired I've +been on the move With +no time to spare There've +been times When +the work required Seemed +like too much to do But +I do it anyway I work despite it +all I wanna find my best My +very best songs I wanna show the world +What I am made of Which +is lots of songs I want to show +people That +they can do it What +ever they want to make They +can make it every day If +they let themselves Ha +Now dat's dedication Takes +a magic touch To +manifest motivation Some +believe that God's +up there keeping track Others +just do it cause they Tryna +score a Scooby +Snack Either +way S'gotta +get you through the night Little +engine wouldn't Less +his homies said they couldn't, right? Somethings +gotta driva ya Burning +deep inside ya Tell +me what it is mann, What +do you believe in? Hmm +I see I see You +must believe agency Takin +power o'er your life to free Your +creativity So, +If songs can be vehicle to activate philosophy +What else can a song achieve, i.e. what +power has it over me? Each +song Is +it's own thing Full +of potential And +full of this and that You +can hear it And +the words I sing And +to you it means Whatever +it means It +has power or falls flat Wurd, +Okay, Hopefully +our song won't fall flat today As +yawl know its dat time again Where +we invite a caller to ask a question +Right now we've got a call from a +BabyLollyRainBoi Callin +from Oregon, +says he is your biggest fan, BabyLollyRainBoi, +say hello to Jonathan! +I sing All +the time I don't have any pets I +identify as human I do Have +some fetishes I tend to bite my nails +And I do believe in love Ever +lasting love! He +does believe in Love +He does believe in Love +He does believe in Love +He does believe in Love +My main Mr. +Mann, thanks for! This +has been your favorite G +Time w/ T +Cent Til +next time Stay +sublime Do +what you feel But +keep it surreal!" +"Macbeth is crazy, Lady","Macbeth is sexy, King +Duncan is silly, Prince +Malcolm's a dolly, Banquo's +got an apple, Macduffine's +Duncan dead, Macbeth +is crazy, Lady +Macbeth is sexy, King +Duncan is silly, Prince +Malcolm's a dolly, Banquo's +got an apple, Macduffine's +Duncan dead, Three +witches dangled, thrown right before Macbeth's +eyes, the result is he does lots of +crazy things, lots of crazy things, kills King +Duncan and his good friend Banquo, +all because he wants his kids to be +kings, and Lady +Macbeth is an instigator, she begs her husband +off, she lies there in the bath so +long, wait for power in the throne, Macbeth +is king for a little while, but he's +driven slowly mad, he's haunted by the ghosts +of those he slain, he goes back to +the witches, they say they wear Macduff, +so Macduff's +wife and child are killed with great pain, +Macbeth is crazy, Lady +Macbeth is sexy, King +Duncan is silly, Prince +Malcolm's a dolly, Banquo's +got an apple, Macduffine's +Duncan dead, Out +on the battlefield Macbeth +hears a scream, his loving wife is tired, +in a battle with Macduff, +Macbeth fights and loses, Macbeth +is going to the other side, Macbeth +is going to the other, Macbeth +is crazy, Lady +Macbeth is sexy, King +Duncan is silly, Prince +Malcolm's a dolly, Banquo's +got an apple, Macduffine's +Duncan dead, Macbeth +is crazy, Lady +Macbeth is sexy, King +Duncan is silly, Prince +Malcolm's a dolly, Banquo's +got an apple, Macduffine's +Duncan dead," +With handwritten notes from a book about gardening,"Chris and Greg headed for Maine +Turned a swampy backyard into a functioning commune +Some spirit took over through sun and the rain +Just turning soil +Putting seeds in the ground +It’s a miraculous thing +When you end up with food +Some light and some water +In the here and the now +That’s all he needs +He’s a gardening dude +Fast forward Chris is a respiratory therapist +Overseeing things administratively +I’ve heard this before, I’ve done this before +Under fluorescent lights, of his garden he’d dream +He left the desk and went garden full time +Growing more than he and his wife could eat +His mind turned to a resturant +And the kind of life he always wanted +More food to grow, more mouths to feed +He applied for a job and was pretty nervous +He almost fell into the chicken shit +Now he works with chickens and bees +And kids in their 20s, but it’s a perfect fit" +Well I’ve got the choice,"Most of the time +Between being normal +Or weird like I am +I always choose weird +No matter the cost +I don’t wanna be normal +I don’t want it at all +When we are little +We are given the goal +To act abnormal +To put on a show +We wear crazy outfits +To the grocery store +And when we are tired +We sit on the floor +Well then you grow up +And everyone says +You gotta do it this way +Or don’t do it that way +But I’d rather be weird +Than listen to them +I’d rather be stretchy +Than be unable to bend +Bum da dum pa +Bum da dum pa +Ba dum dum +Bum da dum pa +Ba da da dum +Bum da dum pa +Ba da da +To all my loser homies +To all my cast aways +Just ignore the rumbles +The mixed messages +You have it inside you +And it’s stronger than strong +You don’t have to be normal +You don’t have to belong +If you had to choose +What would you choose +I’d choose weird +If you had to choose +What would you choose +I’d choose weird +If you could choose +What would you choose +I choose weird +If you had to choose +What would you choose +I’d choose weird" +"Oh, oh, oh, yeah, the air pillow with","Lucy time, Lucy +time. I just love Lucy +time, Lucy +time, Lucy +time. I just love Lucy +time, Lucy +time, Lucy +time. I just love Lucy +time, Lucy +time, Lucy +time. I just love Lucy +time, Lucy +time, Lucy +time. I just love Lucy +time, Lucy +time, Lucy +time. I just love Lucy +time, Lucy +time, Lucy +time. I just won't lose in time I +just won't lose in time Lost +in Time +Lost in Time +I just won't lose it Lost +in Time +Lost in Time +You" +Tony was a hard working dad,"That’s where Kevin gets that +Retired from the military +But still working hard as can be +He’s willing to go without +To make sure his family has more +He’s good hearted and quick witted +Confident and knows what he’s living for +Kevin Price +This one is from Justin +Since you left the service +You’ve become reaquainted +Go out on the lake +Get some fish in that boat +Oh Kevin, you’re brother +He loves you so +Kevin likes cast iron cooking +And listening to Jonathan Mann +His wife and kids and casey too +Bonfires and jack dan - iels +February 18th is here +And another year’s come and gone +No matter what you do +No matter where you go +Kevin you are never alone" +Turn and face who you’ve become,"Stand before him like a tree +He knows just where you’re coming from +He stands before who you will be +I was wrong +I was wrong +I was only human after all +You beat yourself up for days +Compare yourself to strangers too +The only path you’ll ever take +Is the one that’s meant for you +I was right +I was right +I was only human after all +You’ll never fill the hole you’ve got +So let it come and spend some time +Sitting next to you and not +Letting it just undermine +I was right +I was wrong +I was only human after all" +Put a lot of effort into your life’s work,"Nobody else is gonna do it +Every time you try and it doesn’t work out +Some how you get through it +Everything you do can only build +You closer to where you’re gonna go +When the sun comes out chances are good +You were going that way anyway +My whims go far and my schemes fail hard +But I can’t tell the difference +So I keep my head down and focus my heart +On the core part of my mission +Even when it’s slow I take my time +Even when my head is pounding +I follow my nose and I always find +I was going that way anyway +She had a tattoo of piglet +And it said love few +Like some trust none +I wanna be Winnie The Pooh +I wanna trust you and you and you +Put a lot of effort where you need it the most +It’s hard to know exactly where +You will never know why you are alive +You’ll never know what is and isn’t fair +Everything you do can only build +You closer to where you’re gonna go +When the sun comes out chances are good +You were going that way anyway" +Light from these,"Galaxies +Took billions of years to reach us +We are looking back in time +To within a billion years after the Big Bang +The light was +Stretched by +The expansion of the universe +To infrared +Wavelengths +That Webb was designed to observe +This image shows the + galaxy cluster +SMACS 0723 +As it appeared 4.6 billion years ago +Years ago go +Stars appear brighter at shorter wavelengths" +Do you remember the time we sat on,"your back porch and made out? No, +neither do i! Do +you remember the time we were talking all +nice and you said you loved me back? +No, neither do i! Do +you remember the time you asked me something +other That +the time class started or my favorite color +Blue 11 55 nope neither do i Made +up memories They +never existed Nostalgic +for a time I never had a chance +to missed it's sad state of affairs When +there's just nothing there Do +you remember the time you married me on +a cold clear day No, +neither do i! Do +you remember the time we had 4 kids +and and a pomeray (niean) No +neither do i Do +you remember the time you told me where +Your mom grew up and the color of +her hair Red +Philidephiei nope neither do i I can't keep +living in these made up memories They +take me out of the present And +when the present catches up with me The +shock of it is very unpleasant Do +you remember the time we split and went +our separate ways No, +neither do i! Do +you remember the time my life became a +mess a foggy haze No, +neither do i!" +Ed Schrock,"solicited sex from a male prostitute David +Dreier had a romantic relationship with a man +James E. +West picked up guys on Gay.com +Mark Foley +sent sexual messages to male staff These +are the gay homophobes People +in power who once harshly persecuted homosexuals Until +it turned out that in fact they are +homosexuals Ted +Haggard solicited sex from a male prostitute Larry +Craig same thing but it was an undercover +cop Bob +Allen same thing again with an undercover cop +Richard Curtis +had sex with a guy in a hotel +room Glenn +Murphy Jr +gave a guy unwanted fellatio Mark +Buse is gay but works for the anti +gay McCain +Roy Ashburn +came out and now advocates for gay rights +George Rekers +got nude massages from a dude from rentboy.com +Ken Mehlam +came out and now advocates for gay rights +Eddie Long +was accused but denied and settled out of +court Albery +Oduele touched a young preacher Philip +HInkle paid an 18 year old guy for +a really good time" +They said it was impossible for ETF to be approved,"Just goes to show nobody ever has a clue +There were a few exceptions that prove the rule +Talking bout Sassano and Ryan Sean Adams too +ETF, ETF +ETH ETF YEAH +STUDY STUDY +MAY 23 +ETF STUDY STUDY +Looked out my window this morning I was thrilled to see +million laser eyed maxis crying in disbelief +If you can’t count on the government to bring us down +Then I guess we’ll all have to fuck around and find out +ETF, ETF +ETH ETF YEAH +STUDY STUDY +MAY 23 +ETF STUDY STUDY" +There were ideas in my brain,"And now only dust remains +I had a mountain of things to write about +This is all that I am left with now +If we talk and talk and talk some more +I may find something like before +If you lend me parts of your mind +I suppose that I might find +Something to write about +Something to write about +We’re all naked underneath our clothes +We smell through our mouth just like our nose +I am filled with useless facts +I feel like a naked mole rat +I feel like a naked alley cat +Wearing a long pointy dunce cap +If you rub your head up against mine +Maybe I can write another line +1281439764" +As sun,"direction +Voices upon closer inspection +What's the matter with you +Are you crazy or something +I don't know whether to thank you +Or punch you in the nose +I have a destination +Don't know what I’ll find +But I gotta go I gotta go I gotta go now +Lucy I'm home" +Wake light,"It’s a great light +it’ll wake you up real slow +Wake light +At night +Drift to sleep you’ll go +W a k e +L i g h t" +Zach and Chloe,"live together in Alabama +Zach and Chloe +are students, they’re students full time But +sometimes at night they like to go and +get it down a bit And +put on their dark sunglasses at night Their +dark sunglasses at night That’s +when they rock That’s +when they roll That’s +when they rock They +don’t wanna be in school all the time +Don’t wanna be in school all the time +Sometimes they want to rock Zach +and Chloe +shop down at the happy dollar Zach +and Chloe +every weekend you hear them holler Hell +yeah as they smash fluorescent lights from on +high They +put on their dark sunglasses at night No +one saw him coming Running +Straight into the gymnasium Zach +heard Chloe +crying Hiding +out in the dark when the bullets came +Moments fall Some +too fast Some +hardly at all You +never really Get +used to it You +just learn to Turn +it off Zach +and Chloe +watch the sunset over Tula +Meadow Zach +tells Chloe +that he dreams of getting out into a +new life And +she puts her arm around him and looks +him in the eye When +you’re famous you gotta wear dark sunglasses at +night" +It's the biggest fight of the season here they come,"Your challengers are ready to prove they are not dumb +They fight for their beliefs cause something are just worth fighting +Like freedom and guns and having your own TV or radio show +Alex Jones punches Piers Morgan in the face +Piers kicks Alex hard below the waste +Jones bites his ear off +Morgan downs some smirnoff +Then Galadriel kills them with a look" +i'm like you and you're like me,"and it goes on like that for infinity +until you're not like me anymore +it could be the weather and it could be the moon +it could be a waitress that makes her swoon +but it's not like it was before +and you wait under the covers +for some great tower of lovers +to topple down +but they say only the lonely +know just how this dog and pony +show ends +my best guess is a cloudy haze +and i'm little boy lost with heart ablaze +burning everything i touch +and it wouldn't matter, wouldn't mean a thing +like caged canary that was trained to sing +but i love you so much +and in your world of bubbles +you're popping all of your troubles +with friends friends +but no one is closer +you glide on through a ghost or +a cat meow +no one no one no one no one knows +how to dress me up in the finest clothes +and take me for a stroll +i get up then i sit down +i walk by trees and grass dead brown +a heart as black as coal" +Part of you is floating up in the,"sky Part +of you is always asking why why why +Why do balloons flow up into the sky +Part of you just wants to go to +sleep Part +of you has a secret to keep all +day and all night Cause +everything's gonna be all right Look +up look down Look +all around You'll +see the sound Floating +on the breeze Look +up look down You'll +see the sound Floating +in the trees Oh +my baby Oh +my baby Everywhere +you go they say your name Everywhere +you go Nothing's +ever the same Look +up and look down You'll +see the sound Floating +on the breeze Floating +where the sky meets the sea Floating +in the place you're meant to be You're +meant to be I think she liked it +What No +She's watching me play She +was actually just looking up over that way +the whole time" +shape turned down to D,"She’ll take the bull by the horns +She’ll take the words from your lips +She’ll take the breath from your lungs +And it goes on like this +She’ll take your head in her hands +She’ll take your word on the truth +She’ll take your cock in the morning +Because she really likes you +She’ll take a nap if you got it +She’ll take plenty of time +She’ll take a shower and then +She’ll be clean as can be +She’ll take a stand on the issues +She’ll take a ride with a friend +She’ll take the heart from your chest +And then finally +She’ll take you away +And you’ll gladly follow +You’ll hear yourself say +I’m yours +This is it +She’ll take the misfit eyes +She’ll take the high high road +She’ll take the fortress dark +And she’ll let you know +She’ll take the black of the night +She’ll take it with a good dream +She’ll take her booty and shake it +So good you’ll be +Dying +She’ll take the pillows on the bed +She’ll take the time to construct +She’ll take the killer instinct +She don’t give a fuck +She’ll take the drugs from your bathroom +Take them down to the street +She’ll take a cab to the ocean +Bury them at the beach" +We're having a baby girl Baby,"girl uh oh we're having a baby girl +baby girl uh uh uh uh we're having +a baby girl she'll be coming around in +April when she comes we're having a baby +girl Baby +girl We're +having a baby girl Baby +girl Now +we gotta think of a name What +we gonna name her It's +gotta be so epic Cause +we gotta use the same kind of thought +process we use when we name our son +We're having a baby girl Baby +girl We're +having a baby girl Baby +girl We +just saw the ultrasound She's +looking healthy And +Jupiter is excited to meet his little sister +Little little tiny sister baby girl We're +having a baby girl Baby +girl uh oh we're having a baby girl +Baby girl Oh +a baby girl O +baby girl O +baby girl" +Send less content more often with more images,"Target audiences on a schedule early in the +morning early in the week From +a person Old +Chad was gonna be Patch +Adams Now +he's on a quest to gently eradicate small +talk Empathetic +curiosity Put +it to the test What +So what now What +Ask what and how not why Learn +the love language of your employees You +are the glue that binds No +matter how prepared you think you are don't +wait for the crisis to hit Communication +in a time of change is advanced common +sense So +send less content more often more images to +target audiences on a schedule early in the +morning early in the week From +a person Oh +you sound great You +guys sound amazing You +report to an executive but it's a leader +that you follow And +let's just take a moment to appreciate that +Go big win big Dell +Hip video Well +Stephanie thought that she knew the truth about +what all the numbers meant But +it turned out that the warehouse turnover rate +was 110 And +meanwhile she was managing all this Mitch +was becoming a ventriloquist watching top 10 videos +that Stephanie +adapted Now +retention grows And +Edward was the new kid on the block +He wasn't sure how it would go Previously +he had met Shaq +at his grandma's house Now +Batman was his CEO +But he laid out a grueling schedule new +blog post every day one link with a +clear call to action And +that really got people engaged And +so send less content more often with more +images to target audiences on a schedule early +in the morning early in the week from +a person Send +less content more often with more images to +target audiences on a schedule early in the +morning early in the week We're +gonna do it one more time just because +Only because I love listening to you That's +literally the only reason we're gonna do it +Okay everybody wants to snap on two and +four Snap +snap snap Oh +that's great Now +Now we're really gonna get it Okay +here we go Here +we go" +People wander around with a dazed look in,"their eyes They +stare up at the sky They +wave their hands above their heads The +sun shines down as if it's making up +for lost time And +I've got nothing in mind But +absorbing all the world I can get This +is a hey hey naw naw The +birds are singing your tune The +flowers are in bloom Hear +the trumpets and drums Whistle +clear and caw c'caw Stop +twiddling those thumbs It's +time to make a declaration When +spring it finally comes When +spring it finally comes You +are arrested By +all the beauty that has sprung up overnight +The smile on your face has been untested +Time to take her out for a spin +into the day so bright Spring +has finally come And +I'm putting on my t shirt now Spring +has finally come If +you can't swim you better learn how Autumns +nice but it's not paradise Winter +leaves you numb That's +why I get excited When +spring it finally comes See +the couples oozing along in their lovers haze +See the kids getting off from school and +their schoolish ways Witness +how the city has come to life All +that was dark is now bathed in light +This is a hey hey yeah yeah That +saxophone player he knows On +a day like this his tips'll double People +tip better when they're wearing less clothes Beep +beep honk honk Pigeons +peck up crumbs The +man feeding them is smiling Cause +spring it's finally come" +I dreamt that I was Link,"I was lying in a field +I was thinking about Zelda +How to buy a better shield +I was sad +Because I didn’t have a pillow +In the morning it was dungeon time +Some kind of weeping willow +Well the octoroks +And the stalfos +And the like likes +And the dddddd-dodongos +They all started dancing +They all started making noise +And I knew this style of dancing +Was like a poison +So I grabbed my torch +And I lit up a fire +And that’s when I heard the fairy choir +They were singing +“Zelda needs you in the castle” +Yeah, they were singing +“We all need you to save Hyrule” +Yeah, Yeah +“We’ll surround you with our hearts +Love love love love love love love” +Well it was beautiful +And it was amazing +And needless to say +I could deal with this cave thing +So morning time came +And the path was clear +I stepped into the dungeon +Everything disappeared +I was lying in my bed +Sunlight shining through +I was thinking about Zelda +I was thinking about you +I got to thinking about the field +Where in my dream I lay +It’s existed in my memory +As a place I used to play +And it’s good to remember +Can be a useful tool +Especially when it ends you up +Down in Hyrule with the fairies +“Zelda needs you in the castle” +Ohhhhhh fairies +“We all need you to save Hyrule” +Sing it +“We’ll surround you with our hearts” +Ahhhhhhh the fairies +“Love love love love love love love” +Yeah, yeah, yeah" +"Where, oh where","Tell me where has my October mood gone? +Where, oh where +Oh where has my October mood gone? +It was here a minute ago +I didn't even get to say so long, so long +So long +Well, what +Tell me what +Oh what’s the point of all of it? +Tell me what +Oh what +What’s the point of all of it? +What's the point of anything +I do my best and I don't succeed +One man prospers while +Another man bleeds +Tell me where +Tell me where +Oh where +Where has my October mood gone? +How +How can I +How can I sit still, sit still +Tell me howwww +How How +How can I sit still +All my insides are churning +Since I swallowed that pill, and +Where has my October mood gone +Tell me why, why, why +Why do I stare into the flame +Why do I stare into the flame +Oh why +Oh why +Tell me why do I stare into the flame +I stare until I forget +Myself right down to my name +I stare until I forget +Myself down to my name +And where +And where +And where where where +Where has my October mood gone +And who, and who +Whoooo will build the future +Who will build the future +Who will build the future +Who will build the future +Who will build the future when we’re dead +And where +When +Oh when +Ohhhh when my number is called +I said when +Ohhhh when +When my number is called +When my number is called +When +Oh when +Oh when when when +When my number is called +I'll be underpaid and overall’ed +And I'll say +Where has my October mooooooood gone" +My memory is hazy,"And maybe your is too +Was it a mutual thing +Or was it something I did to you +I was just a young man +I didn’t want to be alone +I don’t know if I hurt you +But if I did I’m sorry and so +I’m not lookin +For you to forgive +Now that I’m a man +I want to understand +You might not +Even remember +On the other hand +I want to undertand +In a bedroom in Burlington +In the California desert moon +I left parts of me all around +Were they mixed with parts of you +All of these questions +And I don’t know how to ask +If I am the monster +Or if it’s all just in the past" +gm,"I and this mystery +here we stand +Clear and sweet is my soul +and clear and sweet is all +that is not my soul +Lack one lacks both +and the unseen +is proved by the seen, +Till that becomes unseen +and receives proof in its turn +gm gm +We meet again +ty ty +I love you goodbye +gm sunrise +gleams over smooth metal +skyscrapers +emptier than it used to be + a family scattered, grains of wheat +until the next harvest we grow" +What am I chopped liver What,"am I Mulligan +stew Just +throw a bunch of stuff into the pot +That's me That's +you What +am I What +am I What +am I What +am I Nobody +nobody nobody nobody I've +got no emotion I've +got no tears no love no hate no +anything no fear No +that's not that's not true That's +not that's not true But +that's not that's not true But +I What +I'm after you What +a what I what I what I what +I what I What +am I to you What +I what I what I what I what +I what I What +am I to you When +we couldn't leave the house I sat and +looked down and I suck on dream and +I want I need to see the tree +Oh the tree What +am I Chopped +liver What +am I Just +a baking pan that you heat up that +you heat up and you have some pizza +from a can What +am I what am I What +am I Butter +other thing you sing You +don't know anything about anything You +don't know don't know don't know oh I +don't know don't know don't know oh don't +know don't know don't know oh I don't +know I don't know don't know don't know +I don't know don't know don't know I +don't know don't know I don't know" +"I'll pay 10,000 bitcoins for a couple of","pizzas like maybe 2 large ones so I +have some left over for the next day. +I like having left over pizza to nibble +on later You +can make the pizza yourself and bring it +to my house or order it for me +from a delivery place, but what I'm +aiming for is getting food delivered in exchange +for bitcoins where I don't have to order +or prepare it myself, kind of like ordering +a 'breakfast platter' at a hotel or something, +they just bring you something to eat and +you're happy! I like things like onions, peppers, +sausage, mushrooms, tomatoes, pepperoni, etc.. just standard stuff +no weird fish topping or anything like that +I also like regular cheese pizzas which may +be cheaper to prepare or otherwise acquire. If +you're interested please let me know and we +can work out a deal. Thanks, +Laszlo" +'Twas the night before pax and all through Seattle,"Every manner of nerd was preparing for battle +Polishing dice and spit shining controllers +From DnD nerds all the way to Wii bowlers +Oh PAX is for gamers +Yeah it's where we belong +At PAX we're not ashamed, no +From ducklings into swans +From ducklings into swans +'Twas the night before PAX +And the city exciting +New friends on the street +Old friends reuniting +From near and from far +We answer the call +Head down on to Gameworks +Happy hour for all +Oh PAX is for gamers +It's where we belong +At PAX we're not ashamed, no +From ducklings into swans +From ducklings into swans +Oh I can't wait to see Warren Spector tomorrow +And all the panels and all the talks +And our weekend will be Confirmed +I wanna see the Protomen rock +Jonathan Coulton and Frontalot...and don't forget the Minibosses +Wanna walk the show floor and be bombarded with swag +Wanna game until I've had my fill +Wanna fall asleep in a great big bean bag +Wanna meet a Wheaton named Will +Oh wanna meet a Wheaton named Will +At PAX we are family +That’s the way it is +Yeah at PAX +We're the best we can be +Together just like this +Together just like this +Oh PAX is for gamers +It's where we belong +At PAX we're not ashamed, no +From ducklings into swans +From ducklings into swans" +cochrane mcmillan and jeremy black,"if you need a producer they've got your back +it's coyote hearing +32 channels of apogee 2 royers and +and 4 balls of steel +well i could list all the outboard gear +but we'd be sittin here for one thousand years +it's a comfortable place to focus your head +and kid was a roadie for the grateful dead" +He loves to read he has so many books,"And he loves to buy new ones +He'll wear worn out clothes and worn out shoes +Spending all his money on books +The only thing he loves more than books +Well, that would have to be his children +He loves his kids with all his heart +There is nothing he wouldn't do for them +Javad Akbari +Javad Akbari +He hates airconditioning +He gets cold very easily +He wears sweaters in the middle of summer +And two coats in winter +He played soccer professionally +Before he went to Germany +Where he lived for 8 years +That's where he went to college +He was born without a sense of smell +And he loves Old Western movies +He also loves James Bond +The ones with Sean Connery +He's had all kinds of jobs +from working in a factory +To grave digging +In his heart he's a revolutionary" +The internet is a playground,"And I feel it, feel it way down +In my bones and in my blood +I’ve been swimming in the mud +Ever since I was 12 years old +And chatting up rooms on AOL +I was a little jerk, I was a troll +it took a while to find my soul +playground is the internet +Full of pictures of Boba Fett +Full of particles and pneumatic tubes +thousand different ways to lose +Your mind +The internet is a playground +We grew up together in the same town +I learned it's secrets and stories and +I shaped it's course with my very hands +Every single email sent +Every post and comment +All together don't weigh a thing +next to a canary bird that sings +playground is the internet +Full of jokes that I just don't get +Impossible choices you've got to choose +thousand different ways to lose +Your mind" +Happy birthday Jesus,"You would have been 2,019 +And you saw all of this coming +Didn’t you my dude? +You did your best +You had your message of radical love +How’d that work out for you? +Just kidding, you know you’re my boy +And I’ve got a favor to ask +People down here see Obi Wan +Kenobi and they think it’s you +We’re a little lost so I was wondering… +Could you remind me: +What were we supposed to do for the homeless? +What were we supposed to do for the Immigrant? +What were we suppose to the greedy +And the powerful? +Happy Birthday Jesus +My dreams are getting wild +Rotting supermarkets +And parking lots of blood +Bombs that break the sunset +And deep fakes of you +Selling iodine tablets +On Amazon +And if Bob Dylan and Kanye West +Both woke up one day came to you and said +Could you please come back +What were we supposed to do for the poorest people? +What were we supposed to do for the left behind? +What were we supposed to do to the greedy +And the powerful? +What were we supposed to do to the billionaires +What were we supposed to do to the politicians +What were we supposed to do for the least among us" +Red and blue Blue,"so in the womb Let's +get it going one last time before they +haul us out in an ambulance You +don't know me I don't know I don't +know you at all Blue +and red Yeah +Remember what that first person said when they +told you everything that they knew Red +red and blue and red and blue You +don't know me I don't know you You +don't know me at all Green +and white In +the darkest in the brightest You +stick it to the man and then the +man dies And +then you're left feeling like you won But +you don't know me I don't know you +You don't know me I don't know you +Blue and red and blue Another +little bit of salt in the bowl Eating +the red meat you're eating it raw Strangest +thing I ever did saw You +don't know me" +It’s too late for the gambit,"I’m not ready goddammit +I got this let me handle it +We are going off the rails +The conductor has a habit +Frames the picture and snaps it +See the clock it’s sagging +We are going off the rails +We’re going off the rails +Where the sun meets the southern sky +Heading off the trail +In search of a lullaby +One little mosquito +Knows how to steamroll +All through your torso +We’re going off the rails +Bring back that hammer +Let’s speak with candor +Lynx puma and panther +We’re going off the rails v" +Happy birthday Jesus,"You would have been 2,019 +And you saw all of this coming +Didn’t you my dude? +You did your best +You had your message of radical love +How’d that work out for you? +Just kidding, you know you’re my boy +And I’ve got a favor to ask +People down here see Obi Wan +Kenobi and they think it’s you +We’re a little lost so I was wondering… +Could you remind me: +What were we supposed to do for the homeless? +What were we supposed to do for the Immigrant? +What were we suppose to the greedy +And the powerful? +Happy Birthday Jesus +My dreams are getting wild +Rotting supermarkets +And parking lots of blood +Bombs that break the sunset +And deep fakes of you +Selling iodine tablets +On Amazon +And if Bob Dylan and Kanye West +Both woke up one day came to you and said +Could you please come back +What were we supposed to do for the poorest people? +What were we supposed to do for the left behind? +What were we supposed to do to the greedy +And the powerful? +What were we supposed to do to the billionaires +What were we supposed to do to the politicians +What were we supposed to do for the least among us" +Been cooking all day,"Been cooking all day +We’ve been cooking all day +Been cooking all day +Been cooking all day +Monstrous risotto +Asparagus soup +Brussel spouts +And ??? +Monstrous risotto +Asparagus soup +Brussel spouts +And ??? +And a Pikachu cake +And a Pikachu cake +We’ve been cooking all day +Been cooking all day +Been cooking all day +We’ve been cooking all day +Been cooking all day +Been cooking all day" +"Oh no, oh no, my staking machine","My NUC is booting to a blank screen +What does this mean, what does this mean +All those attestations that we’re missing +Oh no +I’ve booted into recovery mode +0xPatches on the Rockpool discord +Is having me look through all the logs +Something’s messed up and the pipes are clogged +I’ve run out of space space space +I forgot to prune prune prune +Oh no" +Boredgame Builders,"Masquerade The +joys of buying games from a used bookstore +meander you off on a path to sweet +dreams. Oh +the games we played In +the masquerade When +the librarian came To +take us away She +called you a dream She +called me insane She +put us in a book And +called it day And +I was lost in the thought Of +the games that we played When +the world was awake And +I thought you would stay Oh +the games we played Diggin +our own graves Covering +my face In +the light of day She +called you a crook She +called me my name She +put us in a book And +she sailed away Oh +the games we played Were +they real or fake You +put me in my place You +stole my face She +called you miss took She +called me safe She +put use in a book And +then came the rain" +Why are all these five year olds,"Tryna fight me, tryna fight me? +What did I ever do to them? +Why am I condemned? +Why do they punch me in the groin? +Why do they kick me in my shins? +I can't fight back +They are just 5 year olds +But now they're overtaking me +I guess this is how I go" +you have an idea,"but you don't have a lotta money +you have the drive +but you're sorely lacking funds +maybe you want +to finally write that novel +making you're looking +to get that album done +maybe you've written a screenplay +you're determined to see it filmed +maybe you love to work with clay +but you need to raise money for a kiln +maybe you want to make a series of paintings +or study the mating habits of frogs +maybe you want to start a magazine +or a rescue shelter for dogs +everyone should find their passion +and follow it +but there's a barrier, sometimes +and that's why you should go over to kickstarter +and get your friends to help you climb, climb, climb" +Bye bye bill orielly,"bye bye Jason chaffetz +if the world don’t end this year +maybe just maybe we’ll make it +i hope you like the wilderness +rich though you may be +you’ll be forgotten not long after you die +forget about history +nobody will remember you +not even a little bit +not even as a tiny footnote +you’ll be gone and then that’s it +and all of your money +you can’t take that when you go +but the pain you’ve caused your families +will live on in the family flow +your children will resent you +and all the hate you spread +you’ve made life miserable +for everyone in your orbit +and soon we’ll all forget you +I think you know we will +so bye bye mr chaffetz +and see you later bill" +You were standing across the street,"The window changed your face so sweet +into something terrible +I didn't recognize at all +But I told myself all right +Piles of people faces and limbs +big bright dome as the day begins +To fade away +I didn't want to stay +But I told myself all right +It won't be long before darkness comes +With waves of fear we'll be overrun +Lock up the doors +Get down on all fours +And tell yourself all right +Head for the country where safety screams +Look for a home among the grass and trees +You'll make it work +You'll set the spark +And you'll tell yourself all right" +Look what you’ve done,"With your fingers and thumb +Don’t you feel dumb +You won’t lay down your guns +Everyone’s sick +So lay it on thick +It’s all just a trick +Of the stones and the sticks +You can use power +Or you can use mercy +You can drink water +While other’s go thirsty +The way that it’s always been +Is not how it’s gotta be +Little kids and adults +Doing somersaults +Never screeching to a halt +To examine their faults +bomb that’s been set +Will give what it gets +Like a soft little pet +That never forgets +6y" +We don’t know donors to Senate campaigns,"Until months after Election Day +Who’s behind all political ads +We don’t know that +We don’t know who makes major slips +Into bills at the last minute +There’s a problem called shadow lobbyists +Don’t know how many exist +These are things that are not known +About how our government works +But even the stuff that’s public record +Is so byzantine it’s berserk +Cuz we’re living in the Wizard of Oz +Gotta look behind that curtain +Public records ain’t public +When they’re stuck in a dusty basement +Gotta get them on the internet +So we the people see the money that’s spent +We’ve living in the Wizard of Oz +Gotta look behind that curtain +We know who donates to SuperPACs +Except shell companies we don't know about that +We don’t know how many fundraisers are held +Or who gives money at them +Congressmen spend 4 hours a day +Begging people for monay-ay +Wouldn’t you like to know +Who they’re callin? +There’s this great thing called cyberspace +Where a lot of us spend most of our days +All this data should be right there +Next to Maru the cat and sneezing panda bear +Cuz we’re living in the Wizard of Oz +Gotta look behind the curtain +Public records ain’t public +When they’re stuck in a dusty basement +Gotta get them on the internet +So we the people see the money that’s spent +We’ve living in the Wizard of Oz +Gotta look behind the curtain" +"When I am a ghost,","you know I will haunt you +I will miss you the most. +I will always want you. +When I am a ghost, +You call my name +but nothing will be the same, you know. +When I am a ghost, +All the pages of your time +And the coffee on the table +Will be burning, will be burning your tongue +you have a coffee burnt tongue +And nothing will be the same, you know. +When I am a ghost, you'll look up at the sky +and you'll see all the toes +rain down by and by +you'll say Goodbye. +When I am a ghost, +I'll be sitting behind the mirror, +you'll be looking for me. +And you'll never see me no not at all. +But I will call your name. +Then we'll be the same, you know. +When I am a ghost, +Don't put me into a computer, +I say I got the time, +I'll say you a straight shooter. I +'ll be on a spaceship somewhere between here and Pluto. +You'll be watching Naruto. +When I am a ghost, +They'll give me another name +to put me to clothes. +And nothing will be the same, you know. +When I am a ghost, +I'll be sSitting with a kitty +God in heaven or down +in the depths of hell city, +I'll be going outside. +But nothing will be the same, you know. +Yeah, nothing will be the same. +Nothing will be the same. +Nothing will be the same, you know." +And he shall rule them with a rod of Iron,"As the vessels of a potter shall they be broken +Look we got zip ties on em +As we hug our ar 15s +I don’t know much about jesus +But i know he wouldn’t be down with this shit +You want to break us all into pieces +That’s pretty mean +Take your righteousness anger +And look in the mirror +I do this everyday +It never gets easier +And when one of your kids get shot +I hope it’s not your gun +Thought statistically speaking +It will be" +Ya basic,"Here’s a cactus +Darcy is a great actress +Not a person +Not a robot +What do we owe +To each other? +Chidi Anna Kendrick +Eleanor loves shrimp +Tahani is a sexy giraffe +Molotov cocktail oh dip +Donkey Doug, call me Donkey Dad +All knowing burrito +Doug Forcet got 92% +Holy mother forking shirt balls +Ya basic +Here’s a cactus +Ted Danson is a great actor +He’s a demon +But a nice one +What do we owe +To each other? +Jeremy Bearimy +Everything is fine +Mindy St. Claire gonna rub one out +Please bring her cocaine next time +Maximum Derek +Let me show you my Bud Hole +Blake Bortles x2 +Holy mother forking shirt balls +Ya basic +Here’s a cactus +great actor is William Jackson +Indecisive, gives lectures +Everybody hates +philosophy professors +Ya basic +Here’s a cactus +Jameela is a great actress +Did the right thing +Wrong reasons +And she died in Cleveland +The doorman loves frogs +Chidi’s got stomach ache +Actually it’s more like +leap INTO faith +Megan Amram +Can’t stop with the puns +I wonder how many points I’ll lose +For this novelty song +Ya basic +Here’s a cactus +great actor Manny Jacinto +On a scale of +1 to 13 +8 is the best +Ya basic +Here’s a cactus +Kristen Bell’s a great actress +This is the bad place +Holy mother forking shirt balls +Ya basic +Here’s a cactus +I’m in love with Marc Evan Jackson +He’s a demon +With a podcast +Now go do something good" +"Look at this car, pulling out onto the","street turning heads Wherever +it goes, oh imagine all the people The +people you'll meet, the looking people Who +care about the environment The +looking people Who +care about the environment The +looking people Who +care, care about the environment The +looking people" +Ghouls on the chopping block,"Ghouls in the marketplace +They’ll dig a hole +They’ll eat your soul +And you won’t even know your name +Ghouls on the television +Ghouls in the VCR +They’re riding high +They came back to life +Reanimated by this guitar +Ghouls in the refrigerator +Ghouls in the falling rain +They wrap your arms +In palm a day fronds +And no matter how you struggle and strain +Ghouls in your larynx +Ghouls around your heart +They whisper dead +Inside your head +The melody of this guitar" +All things change,"All things grow +All things die +Dark, dark soul +Dark, dark soul +Dark, dark soul +There’s no you +There’s no me +There’s no us +No is or was or be +Dark, dark soul +Dark, dark soul +Cry cry cry +Last goes first +No thing hurts +Blue blue earth" +Rolling along the prairie,"Looking for food +Some think that I’m scary +But I’m just a dude +Hoopsnake, I’m a Hoopsnake +No-one has ever seen me +But that does mean +That i am not real +I’m as real as can be" +And I’m Jerry!,"And we make ice cream +No, we’re not cows, these are just our avatars +Today we find ourselves up on this movie screen to say +“if you like ice cream, you should really try ours” +it’s got more chunks! +CHUNKS! +Swirls! +SWIRLS! +Than you have ever seen +Each bite is so different your head just might explode +If there’s one thing, well, we know ice cream +We’re crusading for a chunk-filled Canada" +I love bocce ball,"Bocce ball keeps me enthralled +Throw the pollen +Watch it go +Where it’ll stop +Nobody knows! +Bocce ball +Bocce ball" +"If it’s not about Zoe Quinn, stop talking about her","If it’s not about Zoe Quinn, stop talking about her +If it’s about ethics in journalism +Then stop talking about Zoe Quinn +If it’s not about Zoe Quinn, stop talking about her +If it’s not about Brianna stop talking about her +If it’s not about Brianna stop talking about her +She’s not a journalist, she makes games +And op eds and journalism aren’t the same +If it’s not about Brianna stop talking about her +If it’s not about Anita, stop talking about her +If it’s not about Anita, stop talking about her +Listen now to the words I sing +Criticism and journalism: Two different things +If it’s not about Anita, stop talking about her +Now Leigh is a journalist, yep that’s true +And it’s plain as day she’s got a point of view +But you know who else does too? +You and you and you and you +The fact of the matter is that we all do +You know that reviews are opinion, don’t you? +You know that reviews are opinion, don’t you? +Your priorities are out of whack +review can’t be objective fact +You know that reviews are opinion, don’t you? +Disagreeing with someone doesn’t mean they’ve ethically breached +You’ll find with a lot of the conclusions you’ve reached +That you’re just seeing what you want +You say ethics and then you yell cunt +If you don’t like bullying practice what you preach +If it’s about ethics, there’s lots to be angry about +The industry’s labor practices make me shout +Leigh Alexander made a really great list +But for the most part you have ignored this +But if it’s about ethics, there’s lots to be angry about +If it’s not about Zoe Quinn, stop talking about her +If it’s not about Brianna stop talking about her +And if it’s not about Anita or women in games +Then stop harassing them and stop being lame +If it’s not about Zoe Quinn stop talking about her" +We could say he separated,"The ownership +Of spiritual use value +And material exchange value +In Klein’s project +It’s impossible to have both +Digital Zones +Of Immaterial Pictorial Sensibility +Immaterial artwork +As the apotheosis +Of the virtual experience +More and more it’s so intense +It’s not tangible it’s just a sense +sensibility +If you wanted to buy a zone +You’d have to pay in pure gold +The zone is immaterial +But you’d get a receipt +But to really own the zone +To the river you’d go +Where’d you burn the receipt +And throw in half the gold" +i got to write a song,"what a cruel, cruel fate +i just want to play mario kart 8 +i got a song to write +i got a song to do +i wanna play mario kart +on the wii u +honk honk +beep beep +come on don't you want to race with me +red shell +banana peel +squid ink squirt +and the tires squeal +so i'll phone this one in +i'll just poop it out +cuz video games today +is what it's all about +i'll be back tomorrow +with another song +but for now i'm getting my +mario kart on" +I got no time to write a song,"Because my wife has got the flu +We thought it was the stomach flu +Because we all have had it too +But it seems like something else +She’s in bed with fever now +So it’s just me with all the kids +The 2 year old is taking nap +The 10 year old is Zelda-ing +The 7 year old has got YouTube +This is the moment that I have +To scratch some words onto the page +Whatever comes out from the pen +Except there is no page or pen +I’m typing words out on a screen +And throwing stuff into the DAW +No thought or feeling not at all +And then it’s back to the demands +Of children asking me for things +Food and help and everything +And then maybe we’ll go to the pool" +Sometimes I feel like stopping,"But then I don’t +And eventually I come back to feeling +Like I won’t +I lose the thread and find it +Several times a year +I’ll always be returning +To right here +Who was I when I hit a hundred +Who was I 5 years in +Who was I when I hit 2000 +Where do I end, and this all begin? +And I’m a different person +Than when I started out of fear +I’ll always be returning +To right here +Would I do this with no one watching +There’s only 60 of you now +Yes, I’ll always keep this going +Just as long as I know how +Because the future is uncertain +It’s always drawing near +I’ll always be returning +To right here" +If you gotta chew on some fabric,"Don’t chew on my socks +My socks have been in the dirt +And are gross like lougies hocked +Better to chew on my purple shirt +That is way less gross +If you got to chew on some kinda fabric +Chew on that the most +Yesterday you were a baby +Laying there in the sun +Now you are this little boy +Where did you come from? +If you’re gonna eat random things +Don’t eat pieces of the floor +It’s really old and probably poisonous +So don’t do that any more +You threw some food onto the ground +To let us know you were full +Please eat that if you must +At least it’s edible +If you’re gonna repeat some things we say +Don’t repeat the swears +I don’t really give a shit +But it’s the outside world that cares +I want you to be free my boy +I don’t wanna restrict your speech +I want to show you everything I know +Even the fucking swearing someday I’ll teach" +once upon a time,"there were no feelings +every moment passed +in utter satisfaction +no sadness +no happiness +no anger +no laughter +no suspicion +no fear +no tears and no love +then the feeling god came +and said to the people +your hearts are stone +i will make them water +and the earth shook +and the moon blinked +and the oceans boiled +and the chains clinked +and the rain fell +and the turning wheels +of heaven stopped +and asked how we feel +and then the people looked +and they first saw each other +and they recognized themselves +in the eyes of a lover" +living in LA,"going to musicians institute +gonna make it in the music business +who is this guy +who writes a song a day +he's kinda weird +and suddenly he makes us say +i'm texting in the class +because well that's just what I do +i can text and learn i'm a multi-tasker +i'm gonna be big someday +but for now i'll text and text some more +but mr scott is such a task master" +When,"I tune my baritone tone +I like to tune in low +Gucci is accepting apecoin now +I say oh no +What is the world coming to +What are we all gonna do +When it all goes up +When it all goes +When +I tune my baritone tone +I like to tune like this +Cause that made me feel like +I am getting it in +What is the world gonna do +Between me and you and you and me and you +I don't know but +I will sit right here and sing my song +I'll take that all day +I'll take it all day long +If +I got through +I forget +If +I got two +I will make you cry again +With my little dusty tones inside your ears +The +E +E +E +E ears +I don't know why +I like it so low +But that's just how +I do +I don't know what +I don't know and neither do you +But you take it all and you swallow +Swallow up your pride +And you make it bound into your fist +And you punch the lights out +The lights start looking low +You go back to the bakery and you take yourself away +You're eating another croissant +With a big piece of chocolate +Chocolate +Whoa whoa whoa whoa +Chocolate chocolate +When +I tune my baritone toner +Like a tuna way down low" +This car is making a right turn,"These folks are walking their dog +This woman is pointing to the east +There’s sprouts in this pot +Joey’s leaving on his bike +Wind chimes are dangling +This dandelion is holding on for dear life +This guy with long hair is crossing the street, oh +This guy with a red hoodie is crossing the other way +The sidewalk is quiet +These trees are blowing +These guys are walking with briefcases +I wonder where they’re going +Turns out they were going to their car +Man these clouds look ominous +This woman is walking with her baby +Her boyfriend looks worried about something +There’s a helicopter flying over head +This fella’s on a cell phone +These yellow flowers are jiggling +Neglected phone books, pages turning by themselves +This guy in an orange vest is riding his bike, oh +This woman’s dog is looking for a place to go +These two guys are walking +One of them is holding up a key +This van is making a right turn +This guy is living dangerously, oh +And the clouds were still ominous" +When california dries up and falls into the,"ocean I’ll +be really sad cuz a lot of my +friends live there In +perfect weather and vast highways they show devotion +To a sunny way of light a disposition +so free and clear they sit in cars, +cars, cars Listening +to the radio KCRW +It’s the only one I know they get +stuck, stuck, stuck But +then they’re moving so fast traffic ebbs and +flows nothing ever lasts This +is just to say that california was a +place i lived and it’s where I did +most of the regretting that I did But +i wouldn’t trade it all the pain and +lonely nights i spent cuz if it had +gone differently, we never would have met I +guess we met met met Before +I moved there i know But +you know what I mean Don’t +pretend that you don’t The +things I did there Seem +so very far away And +I’m not nostalgic for those olden days" +When the devil goes free it's got implications,"for you and me no more vacations Cause +we're going down bring us down down down +When the devil goes free it's like a +clarion call to all the sweet little angels +all going straight down going down and dragging +us down When +the devil go it's got implications It's +obviously gonna mean that we're gonna say goodbye +to em light as if we weren't gonna +do that before When +the devil goes free for the second time +you lose faith in God +Is anybody mine walked in the store Was +anybody there Was +there anybody there before Was +there anybody there before Was +there anybody there before ever before before When +the devil goes that's when you know he's +going down and we're gonna go straight down +down down down down down down We're +going down with him Go" +Rain falls in fits and spurts but I’m,"not getting cursed in eye People +try and tell me it’s a calling, it’s +a cold day in hell I think they’re +only messing with me but you know I +just can’t tell If +you’re coming stateside, holler at me and let +me know There’s +only so much I can take ‘fore I +forsake you and let you go Oooooooo… +If you’re coming stateside, holler at me and +let me know There’s +only so much I can take ‘fore I +forsake you and let you go Oooooooo…." +I’ve got to jump,"Take the leap of faith +Or I’ll doubt myself +For the rest of my days +Can I do it? +Can I do it? +Can I do it? +Can I do it? +Jump! +I am powerful +I’m a little tiny horse +And I’m mighty" +Betsy DeVos,"Is like that really shitty shitty boss +That tries to speak with authority +But really she know nothing at all +She’s always been mediocre +Born rich, never had to work +soul that’s listless and empty +That’s why she walks in like a jerk +Thinking that she knows the score +But she’s never even been in the game before +She’s got a lot of wind but nothing more +Just do the opposite of what she says +Betsy DeVos +Represents a big big loss +To the tireless cause of teachers +Trying and trying their best +Money is all she understands +She’s never built anything with her hands +Never stood in front of a class room +Never written up her own lesson plans +Thinking that she knows the score +But she’s never even been in the game before +She’s got a lot of wind but nothing more +Just do the opposite of what she says +Betsy DeVos +Comes at a great big cost +Public education may be lost +She’ll make a tough situation worse +No experience, and no credentials +Just a lot of money that makes her influential +And it’s money she didn’t even earn +But that doesn’t stop her, she’ll never learn" +I’ve emptied every graveyard,"Autopsied every corpse +I put the bodies back in the ground +The trees wave back and forth +I drank coffee at the meetings +I studied hard for months +I churned butter at the break of dawn +And sat with all the monks +Chanting +I swallowed lorazepam +Psilocybin in my gut +I reuptaked all my inhibiters +I even Iowaska’d +I wrote every melody +I opened up my songs +I gathered stars and hearts and money +And everybody sang along +They were singing +I know that something’s rotten +Of this I’m totally sure +It’s just that I’ve forgotten +What I was looking for +I learned lucid dreaming +I listened as the dog spoke +But just as he was saying something important +And that’s right when I woke +I ripped apart the fabric +Of spacetime itself +I found me in another universe +He wasn’t any help +I set out in Autumn +Now it’s summer once more +And I have forgotten +What I was looking for +I’ve been sinking to the bottom +Where the waves met the shore +It’s just that I’ve forgotten +What I was looking for" +Oh silly me,"Oh silly my +I’ve had the wrong idea +This entire time +I thought never again +Meant protect the innocent +Meant always stand against +Cruel and powerful men +I thought never again +Meant when children +Are being put in cages +We do everything we can +To stop it and to shame it +To call it out and name it +People put in camps +There’s only one way to frame it +Never again +Never again +If that’s not right now +Then I don’t know when +Oh silly me +When I hear you +It’s like you want that phrase +Reserved for jews +And not for anyone +Who’s being scapegoated +Dehumanized +Torn down and rail roaded +Used by a leader +Political pawns +To inflict cruelty +And see what’s the response +But i’m sure it’ll end +With asylum seekers +I’m sure no other groups +Will be labeled illegals +Never again +Never again +If that’s not right now +Then I don’t know when" +there's that voice,"In your head +Saying who do you think you are +it won't shut up +it just won't quit +the door's flung open +when you left it ajar +he'll never love you +she left you cold +you're not worth the breath inside your lungs +the voice grows louder +i told you so i told +you will never amount to nothin in the long run +You Don't Have To Be Good +You Don't Have To Be Good +You Don't Have To Be Good +You Don't Have To Be Good +I am a creature +Of this planet +And I will stay here as long as I am able +I will not yield +I will withstand it +The nature of the universe unstable +That little voice +That says you can't +Just hear my words overpower it +Hear my guitar +Hear my drums +Hear my voice devour it" +I’m making cinnamon rolls,"I’m making cinnamon buns +I wanna share them with my friends +I like it when they eat the things I make +I like it when they eat the things I bake +I said +I like it when they eat the things I make +I like it when they eat the things I bake +I really like it when they eat the things I make +I really like it when they eat the- +Boom boom +Boom boom +Bah" +It's the end of the year and what this means,"Is that it's time to stop and mention +All the viral videos of 2013 +That briefly held our attention +Kai, Kai the Hachet guy +And this Russian meteorite +Ryan Gosling hating cereal +Chris Hadfield did Bowie in space +Everybody did the Harlem shake +We learned how animals take their meals +There was this dancing pony +And all this prancercizing +We saw why phones are evil +And saw dove expirementizing +And goats screaming like humans +Goats screaming like humans +Miley and her wreaking ball +This girl danced to quit her job +Charles Ramsey saved the day +We learned about wealth inequality +Psy showed us what a gentleman could be +And we learned all the things that foxes say +Hilarious reading of lips +Van Damme did some splits +Telekeinesis in the Coffee shop +And Evian babies wouldn't stop +And goats screaming like humans +Goats screaming like humans" +don't let sleep ensnare you in it's net,"sleep is a square is a dodecahedron +sleep comes slowly when your sleeping for your freedom +mister day light crawls on by +as the rain clears from the sky +butterflies and rose hips bloom +i look out from my room +disaster strikes the yellow twilight +gleaming in the night the night night +stop sign red from blushing so +watch the cars just go just go" +It's a heat tornado coming down It's,"a heat tornado make me drown in my +old sweat in my own sweat It's +a heat tornado Making +me cry Heat +tornado Making +me die Making +me die die die and cry he tornado +don't you know I'm +a warm blooded mammal I can't take this +Oh no Eat +tornado Eat +tornado Eat +tornado" +Our feet will go crunch in the snow,"And tho I'm cold I'll just keep walking +Pulling the sled behind +I tied my boots with stands candy cane twine +I know these woods like the back of my hand +and I'm looking for the perfect tree +Though we're a Jewish family +we get a tree, a tree from the woods +And we decorate it with blue and white +and Christmas lights +and the Star of David goes on top +We come to a clearing of snow +And I know +that we found the place +Long needle evergreens +everything seems +to be still and silent +Dad has got the ax and +he's chopping away and +I'm on the lookout for +the man who owns this land +I hope he doesn’t mind +We get the tree up in the house +I’m pulling icicles out +of dads beard +We turn it this way and that +trying to find the side +Where the needles are thick +And it may be +sad excuse for a Christmas tree +Yeah but it’s ours +The only Jewish family +For miles +Though we're a Jewish family +we get a tree, a tree from the woods +And we decorate it with blue and white +and Christmas lights and the Star of David goes on top" +You,"You got time +You got time coming out of your ears +Flowing into your mind +You +You got chances +You got chances in the realm of the living +I was never under the impression +I was always learning the wrong lesson +I never really paid attention +I wish i filed an extension +You +You got legs +You got legs to carry this weight +And to carry this mess +You +You got a mission +You got a mission to complete +I was holding on to something sacred +I was holding on to something naked +I was ready to toe the line and take it +I was ready to do my best to fake it +You" +Didn’t anybody tell you,"The end of the world is here +Oh you didn’t get the memo? +I hope you like seaweed +Cause that’s all you’re gonna eat +I see you’re trying to distract yourself +With the shows that you watch +And the money that you make +And the food that you eat +And the time that you take +And you let your guard down +Even just for a little +And you’ll find +You’ve been cut through the middle +In half +You’ve been cut in half +And every single day +You try to find a way +To put yourself back together +But it don’t work out +In half +You’ve been cut in half +Don’t look now +Your guts are spilling out +And the rain will wash away everything you are +This is looking like a blizzard +In the middle of July +Just don’t tell your parents +But I’m at the intersection +of just staring out the window +i am trying to distract myself" +Colon cancer is one of the most preventable,"and treatable forms of cancer When +it's found early Oh +yeah Colon +cancer starts with very few if any outward +symptoms That's +why it's important to get screened early Do +it now Colon +cancer typically begins as slow growing little polyps +that can turn into cancer So +you gotta get get checked Yes +you've gotta get checked If +you got symptoms or you got high risk +get checked in your ectomo Yes +you gotta get checked Yes +you gotta get checked If +you've got symptoms or you got high risk +get checked in your ecmo Yes +There are many things you can do to +help prevent colon cancer from coming for you +Exercise and eat right don't smoke and get +lots of sleep at night But +you gotta also know your family history And +if there's colon cancer there you gotta get +that colonoscopy Yeah +Colon cancer typically begins as slow growing little +polyps that can turn into cancer So +you gotta get checked Yes +you've gotta get checked If +you've got symptoms or you got high risk +get checked in your rectum Oh +yes Or +you gotta get checked yes you've gotta get +checked If +you've got symptoms or you got high risk +get checked in your rectum O +yes get checked in your rectum Oh +yes" +Oh! We’re always branding,"You don’t have to sell +Get the experience right +The event will sell itself +Celebrate success +And celebrate when you fail +Perfection is relative +Excellence is attainable +Alton in the projects +nerd who was so shy +Watching Ed Sullivan +He wanted to be with the Jackson 5 +He sees his life as service +His gifts are an offering +What service can you provide +The way that Alton sings +Wisdom is just time +plus mistakes +Every generation +Blames the next generation for change +Innovation is invention +converted to value +It’s catalyst is creativity +Which starts with curiosity ooooo +Soft skills ain’t touchy feely +Soft skills are hardcore +It’s the intuition found +In every entrepreneur +There’s emphasis on rigor +But we need wonder too +Empathy, curiosity +You’ve got these things in you +Disruption is just change you don’t have a choice in +Innovation only happens through insubordination +If you can’t find the inappropriate dolphin, you are the dolphin +Ritz Carleton now means giraffe Instead of severed head of a lion" +hey look it's the science thing I think,"it's a Geiger +counter maybe look at it's cool science is +cool it's a Geiger +counter and we're all being exposed to this +little piece of here you want it I +don't okay look my watch is radioactive look +at it go oh that's interesting yeah it's +got a handle so you can carry it +around boosts apocalyptic wasteland you won't try these +guys I think they must be making some +kind of counter you put it in here +then you put it down here into this +other thing it's got stuff and then boom +on the city and the city is still +there drop the bomb boom boom boom hide +in the basement gamma waves and the x-shock +wave and we're safe in the basement don't +come out yet we'll be safe in the +basement big mushroom cloud look out now I'm +going to Boston +College I got to be on my sweater +all these people there's a guy with a +whip there's a nurse and some police officers +everybody's gonna be safe everyone's gonna be safe +in this town and country" +i am just a messenger from a town,"not far from here bearing news of your +father's travels he has crossed the bandy bridge, +and heads towards everclear just as the sweater +on his back unravels a woman travels with +him now who's name i did not get +she has blue eyes and carries a wand +where she comes from, i cannot say for +sure and yet i think she comes from +out beyond do not worry and do not +cry he will return to you with a +twinkle in his eye come september when the +ground starts to freeze listen for the whinny +of his horse on the autumn breeze i +am just a messenger from a town not +far from here bearing news of your father's +shadow i caught sight of him one day +in june when the night was cool and +clear just south i think of johnson's meadow +that woman he was with was there but +she had somehow changed her eyes no longer +blue, but blacker as if the sky had +filled her eyes, i still don't know her +name i'm a messenger, not a tracker i +am just a messenger from a town not +far from here bearing news of your father's +ghost i have only the worst kind of +news, i fear, i fear for your safety +the most i witnessed a scene and i +wish i could have known but there's no +way i could've predicted by the light of +a fire the woman had grown and suddenly +was afflicted" +"His coat is black, white and brindle","You’ve got to tell him to have a nice day +Or else he’ll wait up for you to come home +He’s a very fit Boston Terrier +And he’s only got 5 teeth +He loves carrots and English peas +He’s a turd burglar, he also likes to eat poop +Sleeps under the covers when he sleeps +He loves to go on walks +And he poops when the light changes +So you have to wait for the light to change agin +He farts like a 300 pound biker +He doesn’t like being squished +He;s really loving and loyal +He was born in florida 10 years ago +And he likes to wear hoodies and other clothes" +Flying with an infant and a toddler not,"something I would recommend Doing +it all day landing in the night getting +to a hotel and they didn't get it +right Traveling +with a toddler and a baby it's not +something that I'd +recommend Not +for you my friend Not +for you my friend my friend" +flabbergasted gasket,"In the twinkle of an eye +Pass around the basket +For the world to get you by +Toss another tired log +On the fire feeling fine +Press the panic button on +The broke assembly line +Oh if there’s a hell +We’re all going to it +We may already be there +I knew it +Shifty shingles breaking on +The roof of rose and posies +Little men in big suits +Cutting off our toesies +Walk us of the ledger that +We find ourselves standing +Taken to the tick tock streets +Guillotine demanding" +Deep in the jungle of the internet,"It’s a bamboo forest where you can get +All your web parts for sharepoint x2 +Bamboo Solutions with a flawless execution +hundred times better than CorasWorks +It’s a bamboo revolution +This bamboo forest is populated +By web parts, the latest and greatest +??? central +Calendar plus +List roll up +These are parts you can trust +Deep in the jungle of the internet +It’s a bamboo forest where you can get +All your web parts for sharepoint x2 +Bamboo Solutions with a flawless execution +hundred times better than CorasWorks +It’s a bamboo revolution" +The whole world is on one side,"And I am on the other +I can try to get on the inside +But sometimes it's like: Why bother +And if I were a cannibal +I'd eat your brain and know you +I'd eat your heart and feel you +Then I'd shit you out and grow you +Fertilizing kale and carrots +With your blood for salad dressing +Wine that's flavored with our tears +From the months we've spent obsessing +And I could use my powers for evil +And I could use my powers for good +But the message I'm receiving +Is from somewhere in between them +And it's a long hard road +That I've laid out here before me +And if I'm being tested +At least let me sleep till morning +Cause I am not a cannibal +I'm not a ruthless psychopath +I'm just a slightly insecure +Songwriter jew who's bad at math +And the whole world is on one side +Even when I am surrounded +By people that respect me +The problem can be compounded +And if I were a soldier +I could grin and bear it +Thank you sir may I have another +Allegiance I would swear it +I'd march until the blisters +On my feet had their own blisters +I would follow orders +Killing mothers brothers sisters +And I could use my powers for evil +And I could use my powers for good +But the message I'm receiving +Is from somewhere in between them +And it's a long hard road +That I've laid out here before me +And if I'm being tested +At least let me sleep till morning +Cause I am not a soldier +I can't follow orders, oh no +I'm just a shlubby 30 year old +White male from the internet peep show +The whole world is on one side +With their genitals in their hands +Making funny faces +Doing some kind of weird dance +And how I want to join them +But I don't know the steps +No jig left in my body +No words upon my lips +If I could see the future +Like I see the past +I'd take all this discomfort +And kick it's stupid ass +And I could use my powers for evil +And I could use my powers for good +But the message I'm receiving +Is from somewhere in between them +And it's a long hard road +That I've laid out here before me +And if I'm being tested +At least let me sleep till morning +Cause I'm not like you +You're not like me, i swear +And I try to hold on to that +But it's hard sometimes to bear" +one year ago,"3000 miles away +i picked up my ukelele +and i started to play +and every single day +no matter what came my way +i picked up my ukelele +and i started to play +some folks they try to change the world +some folks go to church to pray +some folks struggle to make a living +me i write a song everyday +one year down +and many more to go +i'll write about my friends +and the city all aglow +ill write about what i'm feeling +i'll write about what i know +one year down +and many more to go +some folks have fun at parties +some folks like to listen to the DJ +some folks they make a lot of money +me i write a song a day +one year ago +in a bedroom in LA +i picked up my ukulele +and i started to play +from the san francisco bay +down to blue jay way +i picked up my ukulele +and i started to play +some folks struggle to find meaning +in a universe made of chaos and decay +some folks have orchestras and power +me i write a song a day" +Who is,"Rosalina's mother +And where did she go when +Rosalina went to space to look for +Luma's mama +O who is +Rosalina's mama +Is it +Polly +Princess or +Daisy +We may never know +But +I'll tell you what is driving me crazy +Rosalia is the mama of the +Lumas +They are looking for their mama +Where is she +I'm not sure" +All across the globe,"Batten down the hatches seal up the windows crisscross the latches +Anything is possible +You better be ready for it all +No telling what we'll see what we'll see +You can hope and pray you can wish inside +Only you can save you from the sky +You can hope and pray you can wish and sigh +Only you can save you from this sky +You can hope and pray you can wish and sigh +Only you can save you from this sky +You can wish and pray you can hope and sigh +Only you can save you from this sky" +When I lay my head,"Down, down, down +I know that everything +Is gonna be all right +When I lay my head +Down down down +I can celebrate +With the visions that come in the night +Cause I will be the one +Saying yes +Or saying no +I will be the one +To make it so" +This is a 1 2 3 4,"Google is dead +Nobody cares +Excepting +Robert +Scoble +Who could forget him in the shower with +Google +Glass +Ignoble +It would be nice +I'll admit to have an alternative to +Facebook but not from another great big company +Sadly this seems like it's not meant to be +They are a monopoly +Google plus is dead +Nobody cares +Excepting +Robert +Scoble +See he even wrote a post on there +He called it sad +Oh no no it's not sad +It's more like funny +We'll all be starving though by 2040 so +But doesn't matter +Anyway this got dark" +I feel my spidey sense tingling,"Full of hurt and anxiety pain +Caught in digital emotions +Let it rain let it rain let it rain +I wander through slag and the rubble +Babylon tower remains +Storm clouds looking like trouble +Let it rain let it rain let it rain +Oh baby +You know it’s gonna be all right +Oh darling +Listen to the rain tonight +Tonight +Some people say life is random +Some people say preordained +Time is a human invention +Let it rain let it rain let it rain +I feel my spidey sense tingling +bubbling urge to complain +Whispering tired emotions +Let it rain let it rain let it rain" +Your iPhone has become your main camera,"You capture memories and day-to-day galore +But you also take notes with that camera +And that's what notograph is for +Things like the sketch made on a napkin +Or the cross streets where you park +Silly signs in the bathroom and at that selling a car +Your photograph or recipe +Or nutrition labels on food +The grocery list that your wife wrote out +Cause you're such a forgetful dude +Notograph, notograph, note taking with photograph +Notograph, notograph, note taking with photographs +The notographs go into a separate stream +So your notes don't get mixed in with pics of your family +Cause that's annoying +You check your top drawer +There's only two condoms left +Notograph the brand +To remember to pick some up +Now you're heading home +You got one thing on your brain +Open the drawer to find +That only one condom remains +Notograph, notograph, note taking with photographs +Notograph, notograph, note taking with photographs" +Throw yourself on the mercy of the core,"It's a blessing and it's a downright dirty +curse Secret +handshakes and smoky back room deals You're +a human being with all these human fields +Beg forgiveness alleviate your health From +the bottom of our hearts will grant you +the bottom of the well You +wonder why you have this sinking stone That +sits right here buried beneath your bones You +wonder why a thousand sleepless nights keep you +questioning What +is wrong and what is right? Oh +ask us, please ask us There's +so much story to tell From +the bottom of our hearts will grant you +a ten foot by ten foot cell It +wasn't me, it wasn't me, it wasn't me +You say, let's try to break free, let's +try to break free Get +away, but we're just too strong You're +a weak, tired man You +say, let's try to break free, let's try +to break free, let's try to break free +Get yourself one half of a break We'll +take the other half Be +grateful that we don't take Everything +from you, everything on straight down the line +From that smile on your lips to your +permanent high rise Just +ask us, please ask us Cause +there's so much story to tell From +the bottom of our hearts will grant you +the bottom of the well It +wasn't me, it wasn't me, it wasn't me +You say, let's try to break free, let's +try to break free Get +away, but we're just too strong You're +a weak, tired man You +said it's called calculations You +didn't understand You +said it's called calculations You +didn't understand" +Start with clammy's genome Make,"your master mix Divvy +it up into PCR +plates Well +96 Then +you put in the thermocycler Your +mom is overseas Maybe +you Skype +with her Skype +with her Take +out the tubes and add a dye Pipette +it into the agarose gel Apply +a currant It's +bubbly and warm The +UV light you can see if it worked +well If +it worked well now you got pcrdna If +it worked well now you've got pcrdna And +this is how we do it at the +Johnicus lab High +throughput genetics is totally rad Clammy +CCM gonna change everything Science +keep working no matter what the future will +bring So +take some clammy and the PCR +dn put them into electroporation cuvettes give em +a jolt and some of the clammy gets +the DNA +Identify the fluorescent transformers Now +look in the microscope Shoot +clammy with lasers Light +up the proteins and see where they are +living Now +take the interesting ones Drop +them in liquid nitrogen popcorn Clammy +grinding mortar and pestle Fun +Mix the FLAG +antibody with the clammy powder Carry +it to the chemistry department They'll +put it into the mass spectrometer and then +you'll see who's attached to the protein To +the protein And +this is how we do it at the +Johnicus lab High +throughput genetics is totally rad Clammy +CCM gonna change everything Science +keep working no matter what the future will +bring We +got colonies of clamm Each +a different mutant and the Pick +and Robot +384 mutants per plate Here's +a python program that tells us where they +are So +if you need a specific mutant we can +locate and we keep them going Fresh +copies being made All +the funky robots pouring tons of plates getting +rid of fungus Stacks +on stacks Copies +g freeze and back up copies back Find +some mutants that make a lot of lipids +Add fluorescent dye to the lipid droplets Put +the mutants through the flow cytometer which are +making more oil and which are making less +Do a PCR +with these mutants send it off to get +sequence Then +when we get it all back we grab +them from the library the open source libraries +And this is how we do it at +the Johnicus +lab I throughput genetics is totally rap clown +Mecca I'm +gonna change everything Science +keep working no matter what the future will" +"One string song, la la la la la","la la One +string song, la la la la la la +la la la la I was at some +kind of event and I was getting ready +to play Everybody +was eating so I had to turn their +heads my way I didn’t know what to +sing and everything was blue And +then a lightning bolt struck and I started +to sing this tune There +were cables everywhere, I was looking for desert +Crawling on my hands and knees in the +carpet made of dirt Carrying +my guitar with me wherever I went The +sound of this song in my head it +would not relent R" +Ha ha,"Ha ha +I’m laughing today +If you don’t know +Why I can’t say +You’re just not in on the joke +I’m not gonna tell you if you don’t know +Ha ha +Ha ha +Is the sound I make +When I know I’ve +Gotten away +With something very very bad +But it’s very very good how bout that +And I’m not gonna tell you nothing about that +Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha +Ha ha +I’m fading away +Like h 2 o +In a gaseous state +Find me in the atmosphere +I don’t think I could be more clear +Ha ha +For goodness sake +Naughty or nice +Or just a mistake +There’s no deciphering it all +You’ll just have to live in the dark +Holding onto one another’s hearts +Waiting for your atoms to be ripped aart +And I think we’ll end at the start +Ha ha +Ha ha +I’m laughing today +If you don’t know +Why I can’t say +You’re just not in on the joke +I’m not gonna tell you if you don’t know" +Oh goddamn it,"Another day on this planet +I gotta ride my bike to see +The doc of cardiology +Because any minute +I could drop dead dammit +I gotta ride my bike to see +If my ticker is faulty +Do I got a bum heart +Where do I even start +I’m lost in WalMart +And I really gotta pee +Is my ticker working right +Will I live through tonight +I gonna be alright +When the end comes for me +Oh no now what +I’m a heavy ball shot put +I gotta ride my bike to see +What the world will say to me +You’re only as strong as +The moons many phases +I gotta ride my bike to see +Another chance at tranquility +R" +Everything around me is broken Every,"door has been left open so how do +you choose So +how do you choose Every +single thing I touch Turn +the star down I look for some light +But I lost the spark now how do +you choose How +do you choose All +you've got is one idea and you put +it on the spot over and over again +over and over again Every +single tree I see is dead or dying +Every little thing I tried has got me +trying but how do you choose How +did you Every +single push I piece in all of my +way Now +I don't even know any of the words +I said now how do you choose How +do you choose And +the only thing I know how to do +is sing and I don't even do it +that well not sure if you can tell +but I'm +kind of faking it now" +it's silver and it's black,"i'm gonna play it all the time +when i write my songs +it'll take me far +it's got a wide neck +the sound is just so sublime +you know that i can't go wrong +i got a new guitar +it is one of a kind +it was made for me +by a man called fat dawg +i wanna be a a star +i wonder if i'm past my prime +but i don't know what else to be +i'm just me a song hog" +I was a teenaged bandit Riding,"a sunset horse to freedom I didn't care +about conventions I was naiv, I saw so +clearly Oh +oh oh Now +I mark the time by splitting off a +piece of my soul Oh +oh oh Now +I count the days by digging deeper in +the hole And +I was a teenage Frisbee +Up the hill from the chaos in the +streets I didn't know what lay before me +I saw what was to the left and +right Girls +girls girls I wanted to sleep with them +but I didn't know how Girls +girls girls Now +I'm older and I still don't know Heyyyyyyy +What’s the matter with you? I was a +teenaged gold farm Doing +the work of 84 men I didn't hear +the walls around me Crashing +down again and again And +Oh oh oh Now +I mark the time by splitting off a +piece of my soul, ah Oh +oh oh Now +I count the days by digging deeper in +the hole, and I was a teenaged blaster +Stopped in front of every girl i saw +My raced and my heart go pounding Like +a cartoon character drop my jaw, and Girls +girls girls I wanted to sleep with them +but I didn't know how Girls +girls girls Now +I'm older and I still don't know Heyyyyyyy +What’s the matter with you? Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy +What’s the matter with you? What’s +the matter with you? What’s +the matter with you? The +matter with me" +Jupiter,"Jupiter is sick +He’s got a cold and a fever +I suck his snot +Out with a little bulb +He doesn’t like that at all +He can’t breathe through his nose +But he’s 6 months old +And he hasn’t mastered breathing through his mouth +In the middle of the night +When his fever spikes +We give him baby tylenol +My little baby is sick +And i feel miserable +I want to make him feel all better +Steam for the snot +That’s all I’ve got +Mama nurses him soft as a feather +Even with this sickness +He’s the most curious of kids +Grabbing everything +And watching what we do +Hopefully tomorrow +He’ll have seen the worst of it +And he’ll be feeling better +And then he’ll smile for you +Jupiter +Jupiter is sick +He’s got a cold and a fever +All of my energy +Is directed at him now +I just want him to feel better" +Jupiter hasn't been sick for two whole months,"And that's a miracle +That's a miracle +But now +I have a cold and now +I have a cold and +I'm all stuffied up and my eyes hurt +Cause there's a lot of pressure on my eyes +On my eyes on my eyes +I just want to sleep for a thousand hours +I just want to sleep until the universe explodes +That's what +I want to do" +Come with me,"I’ll show you +Everything that I know +And we can +Have a chat +About the past as we go +Away +Away +Big feelings +Dark stormies +Old books +And a row of stars +When we have +All jumped +We’ll go further +We’ll go far +Away +Away +Gone gone +I was gone +Now I’m back +Where did I go +Wash your wings +On the wind +Up in smoke +We will float +Away +Away" +Just leave the money in a paper bag,"Put it on the counter +I don't want it back +Don't want it back +Just leave your ring +Leave all my things +I don't want it back +I don't want it back +Any of it back +No no +Any of it back +Finally when the truth came out +I knew +I had to leave this house +One time +One time +Two times +One time +One time +Two times +Too many times +Cause +I know what +I did wrong +And +I know what you did wrong +And +I know +Can go on like this +No no +Sometimes like a feather +Sometimes down a well +I'm calling through the weather +heat wave or a cold spell +heat wave or a very cold +Cold cold spell +Cause +I know what +I did wrong +And +I know what you did wrong +And +I know we can' +I can't go on like nothing's changed +Like something strange hasn't come over me today +Another improvisational song in the key of +It's just +and +and +and +minor +You know +minor is the relative minor of +which just means that they share all the notes in their scale +Did you know that +It's one of the first music theory things +I learned first and last +All right +Good night" +When you wake up from your death cult,"And you wipe your tired eyes +I don’t think the world will forgive you +Blood dripping down your chin +When the shame is hot in your belly +And you’re consumed by flames +The empathy will be oxygen +Until there’s nothing left +The stars are falling down +And the olive trees are burning +And the tunnels underground +Are filled with poisoned air +The soldiers in the class room +Have laughter in their gullet +Abraham is blinking +Out beyond somewhere +When the empire has fallen +As all empires do +And you cry to your ancestors +And they say, “you goddamn schmuck” +When you open up the cupboard +To find there’s nothing there +You’ll choke on your your bile +Blood dripping down your chin" +1 2 3 4,"The +T +V's in the lunchroom prove that we are all new +The +T +V in the lunchroom truth that nobody should do anything that the +T +V says should do +And the factory se +T +Vs proof they do +Get those +T +Vs out +Get the +T +Vs out +Get those +T +Vs +God don't wanna see em down +The +T +V down +The +T +V down +Get them out now +Get them out now +Get them out +Get them out +Get them out +Get them out +Get them out +Get them out +Get them out +Get them out +Get them out +Get them out +Get them out +Get them out +Get them out +Get them out +Get them out +Get them out +Get them out +Get them get them get them out +Get them out +Okay" +My friends would help me when I got stuck,"Played Mario for hours and hours +I was in awe of the graphics on the SNES +I loved the fold out maps in Nintendo power +Mom often watched me play +She drew maps of the zelda dungeons +I was never bored or lonely +Cause games were my best friends +The internet didn't exist back then +But we had the Konami code +No checkpoints continues +No saving oh no no +You'd pause the game and leave it +Or you'd start from beginning +But all this only made it sweeter +So much bigger when you were winning +We were on a family vacation +This was before the gameboy hit +I begged dad to leave early +So I could play the games I got for Christmas +I loved text adventure games +Just typing in commands +Using your imagination +To be whisked away to far off lands +Games nowadays just aren't the same +And I may sound like an old fart +But I miss the challenge and I miss the torture +Of having to start back from the start +But then again maybe it's just +different thing these days +The kids love minecraft with the same devotion +We loved all of our old games" +"Pretty historic man, struggled with pistachios But","I tried to open them, nobody really knows +What we know for sure, in 1011-80 A +very hairy scientist, made a great discovery He +found that music could play loud He +could break the harness shroud of pistachios" +"Todd, Pat and Gus","Each got 1000 bucks +(from the NRA) +So they will tweet their thoughts and prayers +but they won’t do anything else +Renee, Peter, Paul, Mark and Bradley +Each got $2000 sadly +So they will tweet their thoughts and prayers +But they won’t do anything else +I am not putting you down +For your praying +I’m not saying praying is bad +That’s not what I’m saying +But we need more than prayer +And the action just isn’t there +And it’s because you’re bought and sold +By the NRA +Steve Womack got 4000 +Chris and Billy both got 3 +Bob got 10, so every now and then +They’ve got their prayers ready +The NRA spent almost a million +to keep Mitch McConnell’s seat +So when it comes to senseless gun violence +all you get is this tweet +And here’s a list of the top ten contributions +That the NRA has made (in 2016) +In 2014 they spent 30.6 million during +the election cycle +If you watch everyday, please consider donating on Patreon:" +I can’t help it,"Can’t really help it +I can only be who I am +I try to be other people but +Never goes according to plan +I gotta a lot of things +That i’d like to change +Some of them ordinary +Some quite strange +But nothing ever really sticks +Until I look in the mirror +Ten years later +And suddenly tons of stuffs fixed +But oh +Get that monkey off my back +But oh +Every day I take a nap +I know I’ve done some +Shitty things +I made a lot of mistakes +I pick up the pieces of my soul +Every time it just a little bit breaks +I tell stories that are not true +Except that they kind of are +I don’t mean to lie to you +But it would sound bizarre +If I were to change a thing +One tiny little thought +And so I work in the confines of +What I go" +when you’re tired and you’re cold,"I know a place you can go +Where the snow don’t fall +Where the trees all tall +And the alcohol +Fills the bellies of all +When the wind blows high +And your stomach gets tight +I can take your mind +Off the daily grind +Where what’s wrong and right +Get caught up in the fight +Gladiatorial might +That’s the promise of another look +At all the things that you took +As figured out +Don’t got to be shy about it +Cuz when the water starts to rise +I’ll be standing right beside +And I won’t deny the truth +As it applies to you +You won’t need further proof +You won’t need to do +Anything all at but be you +When the singularity comes +And we’re all strong as 40 suns +I’ll ride to meet the coming storm +We will be standing arm and arm +And in the morning we’ll be born +And from the formlessness we’ll form +It’s only just a few clicks away +The fanfare and the band will play +Every single song +Until our dad comes home" +Every six months,"My brain craves the novelty +And I rearrange my studio +I’m running out of places +To put my desk +Because this room is small +It’s got no good place to go +I’m gonna have to put it +Opposite the window +And I’m gonna be backlit +All the time +But I can’t put it +In front of the window +Because it would block out the sun light" +Have you ever jumped side ways backwards,"Have you ever really ok boomered +Have you beheaded the surveillance elf +Have you ever really tried to love yourself +You’re not Dorothy and this isn’t oz +Planet earth is a lost cause +Have you played the game a boy and his blob +Boomer push button +Boomer turn knob" +We are all that’s left of this earth,"Some dates only happen once +Put the pieces back together +Goodbye to the tanks and guns +Do I dream of synthesis +Every time the daylight hits +Give you eth for missing bits +2 times 2 times for all of this +Heap that praise and hoist the flag +We’re all as mad as hatters hey +Who’s left to hold the bag +The mercury inside our veins +Nothing looks quite like it did +Nothing matters any more +Give you eth for missing bits +2 plus 2 plus 2 is four" +Cows are really big animals,"They are herbivores +They've been domesticated since 2500 +BC they sound like this +They have hooves on their feet +lot of people eat their meat but not me" +I arranged for ivanka to sit,"In putsin private chair at his desk and office +In the kremlin +I will get Putin on this program +And we will get Don elected +WE both know no one else knows +how to pull this off without stupidity +or greed getting in the way +i know how to play it +and we will get it done +Buddy our boy +(buddy our boy) +can become president +of the USA +(of the USA +and we can engineer it +I will get all of putin’s team to +buy in on this" +How could we forget the beginning of time,"Seems that’d be something +we’d like to remember +How could we forget before we were born +What were we doing? +Seems like that’d be something +we’d want to remember +But time only moves in one direction +Nobody knows why +How could we forget +the meaning of life +Seems that’d be something +we’d like to remember +How could we forget +what’s beyond the edge +of the universe +I’d like to remember +How could we forget if we had a past life? +Seems that’d be something we’d like to remember +How could we forget what it was like to simply be carbon +I’d like to remember" +If we didn't exist Would,"number six If +we didn't exist what time exists What +if we didn't exist Would +we kill one child Or +would it go on like this before us +the ones we shoot ourselves Time +is a human invention or maybe not I +don't know Numbers +are a human invention God +it's time to blow what if we didn't +exist The +universe would simply show no one will even +be missed it's all joke it's an endless +stride Is +math simply discovered or invented somehow It's +time Something +we feel Something +we shouldn't worry about what if we did +In the distance we must take away two +chaotic around like this and chasing the sweep +us away the sweep us away the sweep +us away Sweep +us away" +I don’t really care about Apple News,"But I’m really feeling Wyatt jumpsuit +He pulls it so easily +He shows us all what the future can be +Wyatt Mitchell’s jumpsuit +Yeah yeah yeah +Wyatt Mitchell’s jumpsuit +Yeah yeah yeah +Aniston and Witherspoon +And Spielberg +Kal Drogo and Big Bird +They even brought Oprah out +But it’s the jump suit that makes me shout" +Snap back tap trap come back to the,"center weigh down the smokestack try to make +it better Cornmeal +born meal torn into a thunder bright light +midnight lightning and thunder give another meaning to +the word another holding on the tongue Never +give the chimps the power you don't give +anyone Carpet +clean park it mean down into the valley +Duster storm party warn you don't have to +tell me Mustard +seed bastard turn them golden clock in another +day the system ray heard them rolling rocking +and give another meaning to the word never +rolling on a tongue you never give the +truth power don't give anyone give another meaning +to the word another rolling on the tongue +Never give the truth of power you don't +give anyone Soldier +hate baller's gate is closed right now cleaning +biggest style in all the while your grin +is wide and gleaming Rockets +fire people die the glass is all the +shatter the universe so cold it hurts does +any of it matter if you give another +meaning to the word Never +rolling all the time never give your truth +to power don't give anyone never give a +meaning to the word give another ruling of +the tongue never give the truth to power +you don't give anyone don't give anyone Snap +back clap clap come back to the center +way down smokestack try to make it better +Cornmeal born meal torn into sunder bright light +midnight lightning in the thunder" +There's no wifi at this hotel in Colorado,"And my wife's credit cards two of them +were stolen straight out of our hotel room +It's not going well at this hotel This +hotel room smells like someone Someone +smoked cigarettes out of their butthole This +hotel room is quaint If +you feel like quaint is kind of shitty +It's not going well at this hotel Oh +the cops are coming We're +going to file a police report about the +two credit cards stolen out of my wife +purse that she left in the room The +cops they're gonna come and take their statements +and then I don't know what's gonna happen +They spent 400 bucks at Walgreens +600 bucks at Safeway +here and Manitoba +Where are we Manitou +Manatee Colorado +It's not going well at this hotel Well +we changed rooms Yeah +we changed rooms And +this room also smells like someone lit a +firecracker inside of their stomach and then threw +it up all over the wall Oh +but we changed rooms This +is the only other room that has a +futon so that my wife and my little +baby boy can lay on the futon and +we don't have to worry about my little +baby boy suffocating There's +other rooms available but they don't have a +futon Maybe +they don't smell as bad The +futon when you weigh it just kind of +The futon is Weighs +more It's +worth more in terms of my wife's sanity +It's not going well at this hotel No +it's not going well at this hotel" +Bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum,"bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum +bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum +bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum +bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum +bum bum bum if you know what I +am Please +tell me what I am oh oh if +you know what I am Please +tell me what I am oh oh Cause +I don't know what I am I don't +know what I am no I don't know +what I am I don't know what I +am I am no Am +I an old man Am +I an old man Am +I an old man Am +I Am +I an old man Am +I an old man Am +I an old man Am +I Please +tell me what I am Please +tell me what I Please +tell me what I am Please +tell me what Please +tell me what I am I Am +I an old man Am +I an old man Am +I an old man A +man Am +I an old man Am +I an old man Am +I an old man Old +man To +you I may be to you I may +be a To +you I may be an old man an +old man an old man an old man +an old man an old man saggy skin +saggy skin Saggy +skin Saggy +skin old man Please +tell me what I Please +tell me what I Please +tell me what I am am am am +Am I an old man Am +I an old man Am +I an old man Am +I a man" +Limited space,"Limited days +Limited time +In a limited mind +Limited love +There will never be enough +Limited esteem +From my heart to my dreams +I’m stuck in this limited view +I can’t see the future so I don’t know what to do +Options are endless but my choices are few +It’s hard to know what’s true +Limited words +For me to write +Limited luck +Riding with me tonight +Limited will +To do what I should +Limited compassion +To do good +I am boxed in by my limited view +I can’t see the future so I don’t know what to do +Options are endless but my choices are few +At least it’s the same for you +Limited life +Taking limited chances +Asking limitedly +To get limited answers +Limited blood +In a limited vein +Limited neurons +In your brain" +I take fish oil every single morning,"I take it for my heart +I spend the morning +Burping up fish taste +I hate it! I hate it! +Oh my god I hate it! +I was just reading on the Mayo Clinic +It doesn’t do much for over all heart health +But it does help reduce cholesterol +But I hate it! I hate it! +Oh my god I hate it +I know it’s just a small thing +But I hate it +The taste it’s +So gross all morning +Shivers down my spine +I hate it so much" +We’re knocking on the door of WW3,"The price we’ll pay for “jewish safety” If +it were up to me I’d +not keep all us Jews +in one place But +that’s just me Using +war as cover to ethnically cleanse It’s +been the MO +since I don’t know when Jews +from the river to the sea, damn the +consequence Nuclear +holocaust That’s +the Samson +option" +They’ve had animals as avatars,"From the dawn of cyberspace +And to think how they’ve come so far +To find us here a slap in the face +Dreams of RobinHood haunt their minds +And Bored Apes are just a pale imitation +Sure they might have all the hype +But it’s not real, it’s all just faking +Furrys won’t take this laying down +They’re gonna fight for fursonas +Furrys know you’re just clowns +Driving your Sedona +Spending thousands on animal art +Commissions open I need the dough +We’ve got to kill these NFTs +They burn down the rainforest you know +Lions and tigers, bunnies and sex +You want the avatar it’s what you get +Don’t come around or we’ll kick your ass +Don’t buy a PFP your butt can’t cash" +Staking from home,"Staking solo +With rocketpool +Or on your own +Staking from home +You’re not alone +Securing the network +So we all go +Into the merge +The Great Big Merge +Staking from home +Follow your nose +Tending the garden +As ethereum grows +Staking from home +Through the tornados +The windows are open +If the doors are closed" +Don't just write another song,"You gotta put it in your pocket +Because when you come upon another song it might be your last +Put it where the sun don't shine +You gotta go down with the shell in the morning time +Cause +I know you've been dreaming of the gold +And +I know you might get there +But you be old +Don't just write another song another for the pile +Because you might take a break once in a while +Everybody knows just what you are made of +Don't pretend that you got something more to say +As +I know you've been dreaming of the goal +And you'll get there but you'll be old" +Rivers are flowing up and down the street,"I’m stuck sitting in my sick seat +My sick seat +Animals wouldn’t touch me with a 10 ft pole +They’d be afraid of getting sick so +They stay away +Do you have some medicine +Do you sing to the setting sun? +Do you call the doctor who +Prescribes some medicine for you? +Turn the lights on it’s dark today +I’ve been stewing in my sick way +My sick way +Time to get a Hanukah tree +How sick can a sick man be? +I won’t get a tree +Do you have to wonder do you have to ask +I wanna take off this sick mask +This sick mask +Oceans are blooming in front of my eyes +Oceans of snot and strong sick tides +In and out" +Bozoma Saint John,"I just wanna watch +Bozoma Saint John +Present everything +She did her best +To get that room clapping +On 2 and 4 +It made me so happy +The watch launches apps +The way that it should +You can scribble in Chinese +Control center now +Wheelchair workouts +And your watch will remind you to breath +It’s called macOS +Universal clipboard +It’s got optimized storage +Siracusa is really worried +Single sign on +New remote app +Raise your phone to wake +Clear notifications with a tap +Siri’s wide open +So are messages and maps +Advanced computer vision deep learning +I want to take nap +They made the font bold +And there’s invisible ink +Emojis everywhere +sticker kitchen sink +I get the feeling now +This stuff ain’t directed at me +I must be getting old +The 27th WWDC" +Well I just wanna play,"I wanna play all the video games +And I don’t listen to what they say +Cuz I just wanna play those video games +You watch all your movies +And you’re reading your novels, too +But I just wanna play those video games +Wanna play all the video games +Now with youuu +Yes I do +Well you read your magazines +And go dancing to blow off steam +And you hot tub in the rain +Naked, hanging with champagne +And you’re lost in the Internet +And you listen to records, too +But I just wanna play those video games +Wanna play all the video games +Now with youuu +Yes I do +I just wanna play video games +I just wanna play video games +I just wanna play video games +I just wanna play video games +I wanna play, I wanna play +I wanna play video games +Said +I just wanna play video games +I just wanna play video games +And I just wanna play video games +I wanna play, I wanna play +I wanna play video games +Now" +Look at all the fun stuff there,"Crazy things are everywhere +You can’t really help but care +And want to build and to repair +And make and learn, and I swear +That you may not be so aware +Of all the things you can do +But you can learn how to +It’s easier than you think +It’s easier than you think +I think to fix that sink with a missing link +To build a walking roller rink +To count how many times you blink +Maker faire, Maker Faire yare yare yare yare +Maker Faire, Maker Faire, learn to things +And things to wear if you’re confused then don’t despair +Make sure you check-in on Foursquare +You’ll stop and gawk and wonderstare +And if you don’t come prepared +Then set yourself in an easy chair +And enjoy the sites and open air +And the mechanical teddy bears +And the tickle-me electric chair +Where they strap you in and you go hee hee hee +And the bathrooms if you’ve got to pee +At Maker Faire, Maker faire, Maker Faire yare yare yare yare +Maker faire, Maker Faire where where, where where +In San Mateo" +"Be my Ginny Weasley, I’ll be your Harry Potter","We’ll have a sun, we’ll call him Elvis +And Lilly’ll be our daughter +Be my Ginny Weasley, stay away from Dean Thomas +You know that nothing more would please me +Than to love you, forever and ever and ever and +Oh, oh oh +You know that Voldemort +He’s on the prowl +He’s intercepting our owl +Oh oh oh +Voldemort wants to give us some fire +Cus he doesn’t have love, love in his heart +I’ve never felt this way about Cho +No no no no no +Come on, Ginny gin gin gin gin +I’ll never feel this way again +Snape, professor Sprout +They all gonna shout +Good old Dumbledor, he knows I love you more +Cus love, love, love, love’s the most powerful magic +Love is the most powerful magic +You know, love is the most powerful magic around +Nothing else even comes close +It keeps us alive +It can turn beggars into kings + kings into beggars +it’s the most powerful magic +love, is the most powerful magic (repeat) +love is the most powerful magic around" +Told you once told you twice Must,"have told you thousand times Get +over it get over it Nobody +here sees what you do Nobody's +paying attention to you Get +over it get over it Look +to your left look to your right Nobody's +even seeing your eyes Get +over it get over it Everybody +sees what they want They're +not thinking about you it all get over +it get over it But +oh tell me what you think You +can tell me anything you want cause I'm +listening I'm +the only one up to see you down +to the floor Nobody +gives a anymore Get +over it get over over it You +might think you're the center but you're just +what you are and that's what you are +So get over it You +can go outside stay right there frankly nobody +cares Get +over it Oh +get over it Every +day you do something new but nobody is +paying attention to you at all period But +I wanna see you now Oh +coming on up to the house with something +new I care about you and I'm +the only yes I'm +the only one" +The pain is number five but it's consistent,"I find myself on a mission Moving +into something that I can't see holding on +to something that I don't need Tell +me what why I am like this Tell +me why I am like this Take +all of the good things put them in +a pile Find +yourself some way to smile or maybe if +you just grin and bear it it you +know that you can swear it I don't +know how I ended up here I don't +know why I give in to fear all +the time all the time I was only +one step away from becoming everything that I +hate Until +I took a step back and I jumped +off the ledge I had a heart attack +oh my metaphors are mixed But +I just think it's right When +I'm turning tricks all night and I seeing +all the ways that I'm +out inside the world and I don't like +any of the words that rhyme with world +no I cannot imagine my good grandmother Young +and vibrant in her youth I see the +pictures and I don't understand she's just this +old lady I never really knew but she +is part of me Whether +I know it or not Think +about it all the time so that's my +thoughts and I every day just do the +best I can after all I'm +just a man that's M +A n N +N that's man M +A N +N N +that's man" +Hey Jack I got the drawing that you sent,"And the page of your journal +I used to keep a journal like that +Keeping all my thoughts external +Song A Day has become a journal of sorts +Though I didn't set out for it to be +But after all these years when I look back +It has all these journal like properties +I don't write my lyrics out on paper usually +Most often I'm typing on the 'puter +But I do really miss that ink on the page +pushing all this pixels feels neutered +Anyway thanks so much for the drawings +I hope that I can pick up a pen +Maybe someday I will share my old journals +I was 17 and confident way back then" +To the game they conquered. People's,"ball is kicking, but not the people. And +the players kick and kick. And +the players just kick and kick and kick. +They kick and kick and kick. Cause +this is foosball Foo's. +This is who's who's first. And +they kick. And +you can kick. They +kick. This +is." +Give me one po app Sup,"guys So +true Po +app it out Wear +me poap Wear +me poap Friendship +share Banana +Watermelon is not pink Ooh +Watermelon is not pink Watermelon +is not pink Friends +negative Hello +Green po appathon utility Green +green green green Poap +a thon Friendsgiving +Oh yeah Green +Poapathon Friendsgiving +Green Poapathon +Metaverse B +T C +to the moon Wee +wee wee mon ami Wee +wee wee mon ami mon ami Oui +oui oui mon ami Green +green green green green Creativity +Utility Community +Fluxes Poapsor +love Poaps +or life Whatever +happened to the island boys Robart +did not send me Gotta +catch them all Gotta +catch them all Gotta +catch them all Gotta +catch them all Poab +passion You +can give a poap to a sloth Poab +passion Be +Oxyo winner of head to head Poap +passion Green +green green Po +app a thong We're +all gonna make it We're +all gonna make it We're +all gonn We're +all gonna make it Whoa +I know this voice Death +out of your problems When +you feel blue get a poop and everything +is not so blue anymore It's +green green green Poap +a thon Green +green green Give +it to me Gm +Gm Gm +Doyou sir Crypto +pays you to learn about it To +learn about it To +learn about it To +learn Free +the po apps G +M Sir +Crystal Red +Dragon Gimppo +app Sir +Give me poap If +you can't figure crypto route Just +poap it Ryan +Dana The +ugly duck is beautiful when poap Nice +freestyle Sir +We are gonna make just po app it +Wear poap Nice +Green green green Po +apathon Green +green green green Po +app a thon Green +green green Po +app a thon Green +green green Po +app a thon Green +green green Po +apathon Green +green green Po +apphon Sing +me sing me a poap We'll +shake the world po appe poapaholics Nice +Crystal Red +Dragon Givepo +appson btc to the moon I thought we +were on eth What's +up with this btc to the moon stuff +Po app Po +app po apple Best +community poopathy Best +community Po +appe Green +green green green Po +apathon Green +green green Faux +appathon Dark +knight cap baby Lathers +poop stir pizza Just +a few guys making o appathon fun Ha +ha ha ha ha Laughing +face emoji Laughing +face emoji Puff +the magic po app Proof +of attendance protocol proves I am there Ha +ha B +T C +Maxie's in the house Poap +a thon is off the chains P +O apppy have friendsgiving Poapathon +is off the chains Poapy +Friendsgiving right now P +O A +P42069 G +M friend P +O A +P4 2069 G +M brand new Pixel +Party to ground control The +Vatican needs a P +O app Thank +you team P +O app And +that's the end" +Where do you keep your brain when your,"pain is far away Pain +is far away where do you keep your +brain when your pain is far away Where +do you keep your heart when the things +apart you can't affect at all Where +do you keep your shirt sleeves on your +head on your head where do you keep +your shirt sleeves on your head where do +you keep your brain when your pain is +far away Pain +is far away where do you keep your +brain Do +you keep your brain do you keep your +brain where do you you keep your soul +when you're getting old and your pain is +far away and there's things you can't affect +and the world just moves the world just +move where do you keep your head when +you're getting older and you're old and stay +where do you keep it all Where +do you keep it all Where +do you keep it all Where +do you keep it all Where +do you keep the brain when you're out +of time and you're in the wrong lane +Where do you keep your plane when you're +out of time and you're in the wrong +lane Where +do you keep it Where +do you keep it Keep +keep keep it keep keep keep it where +do you keep it Oh +I made that up" +I’m going to the dentist,"To get my cavity filled +I’m thinking of the universe +And all the blood that’s spilled +In the name of bullshit +In the name of bullshit +I’m going to the dentist +Gonna get the laughing gas +I’m thinking of the universe +People who have passed +in the name of bullshit +I’m going to the dentist +Got no time to write a song +Thinking of the universe +And the people who have gone +In the name of bullshit" +Hey now everybody I got something to say,"Hey now everybody you can't have it your +way If +your way is all about starting a war +Well then that's not okay anymore Cause +we gonna stop stop stop you from stopping +stop stop Gonna +stop you from stopping stop stop Gonna +stop you from stopping your love your life +and everybody's drop Hey +hey I got a no pants on my +head I got the feeling you don't want +to know what I said But +if you're going to go outside if you're +going to learn to live right you gotta +go where the people know your name I +know your name Know +your name I know your name I know +your name I know your name Know +your name You +gotta know your name I know your name" +In real world life Someone's,"gonna ask you to climb a giant rope +Climb the rope just climb it It's +China just climb it Back +in the day when we were a lot +fitter than you people are Climb +the road just climb it China +just climb it Everybody +named Jeremy +is the worst Sorry +Jeremy blame your mom and dad There +are a whole bunch of people who make +a whole bunch of money Old +psychologists do not major in psychology Someone's +gonna ask you to climb a giant rope +Climb the rope just climb it just climb +it Back +in the day when we were allowed to +Fitter than you people are Climb +the road just climb it thanks to China +Just climb it Murder +hornets thugs in China +those hamsters also need their own psychologists every +now and then the rope is a metaphor +Most of the time it's just a big +rope Someone's +gonna ask you to climb a giant rope +Climb the rope just climb it China +just climb it Back +in the day when we were a lot +thinner than you people are Climb +the road just climb it thanks China +just climb it Someone's +gonna ask you to climb a giant rope +Climb the rope just clim Back +in the day when we were a lot +fitter than you people are Climb +the road just climb it" +Alistair the bug catcher,"Alistair the frog catcher +He’s never met a creature he couldn’t catch +Alistair the bug catcher +Alistair the frog catcher +All the creatures of this world have met their match +Grasshoppers and flies +Snails and frogs +Out there by the pond with a net +If there’s creature that +Alistair can’t catch +Well Alistair hasn’t met that creature yet +Alistair the bug catcher +Alistair the frog catcher +He’s never met a creature he couldn’t catch +Alistair the bug catcher +Alistair the frog catcher +All the creatures of this world have met their match" +They want to plunge us into darkness,"They want to strangle all dissent +And build up something sinister +No Superman no Immigrant +They want to plunge us into darkness +They want to kick off ww3 +Goose stepping in the dive bars +Banning books in the name of liberty +Taking pot shots +Indoctrinated +Steeped in the bowels of hate +Projecting +All their inner most thoughts +On to the enemies of their state +They want to plunge us into darkness +And they don’t need to do much +The empire has been gasping for breath +All that was gold has turned to rust +They want to plunge us into darkness +So sure that they’ll survive what comes +But chaos doesn’t answer to them +And what is done can’t be undone" +I'm feeling my age I'm,"feeling my age Even +though I'm +not that old oh I'm +feeling my age Every +single day a week and if it's early +I go downstairs and I put on my +and I go for a run out there +in the cold and I'm +feeling my age God +damn I'm +getting old so I'm +feeling my age I'm +feeling my age I'm +not even that old and I'm +feeling my age Every +day I come home the kids are all +awake Gotta +make them breakfast don't make mistake they're watching +T V +they're hanging out I'm +feeling my age look at me now Because +I'm feeling my my age oh I'm +feeling my age I'm +feeling my age Feeling +it today not even b I'm +not even better every day I want to +sleep every day Take +a nap every day One +day I hear the pitter patter of the +little people coming for a trap they won't +let me have one minute of peace I'm +feeling my age I'm +feeling my age I'm +feeling my age I'm +feeling my age and I'm +not even old not even that old not +even that old not even that old not +even that" +Chewing on a bone,"He doesn’t want to play with you +He just wants to be left alone +Tiki the puppy +Lying on the floor +Doesn’t want to go for a walk +It’s too responsible +Tiki, ohhhhh x4 +Tiki" +The sign at the playground says,"Closed to the general public +But I’m not public in general +So we played on it anyway +The virus doesn’t spread +Primary on surfaces +So I don’t feel too bad +Just letting my children play +I wear mask +When I’m inside doing stuff +But outside far apart +You don’t need it +I don’t want to die +From this stupid stick in the eye +But if I have to fight +I wanna beat it +Hey who do you think you are +Like the rules do not apply to you +If everybody acted like you +It’s the end of civilization +But I guess we got this far +Our heads all up our asses +Hearts made of molasses +And no time for patience" +That's what you wanna do that's what you,"gotta do that's what you wanna do that's +what you gotta do that's what you wanna +do that's what you gotta do is what +you wanna do that's what you gotta do +gotta do you gotta do that's what you +gotta do that's what you gotta do today +what do you got Do +you gotta put the needle and the thread +through Do +you gotta color everything blue or do you +color it red and then you cut yourself +on the needle It's +what you gotta do is what you wanna +do is what you gotta do then is +what you wanna do is what you gotta +do is what you wanna do is what +you gotta gotta gotta then you wanna wanna +wanna do what do you gotta do right +now Do +you gotta put down your house you gotta +wear your songs hat while staring at the +computer until you have a cardiac heart attack +Ay ay o" +Who who who who who who who who,"who I'm +staring out the window Just +thinking all my thoughts what I'm +thinking about I don But +I'm not Everything +is falling down in my brain Every +single thought I have I can't contain Just +throw it in the garbage Just +throw it in the garbage chute I wanna +make a point but the point I was +making is boot boy who who who I'm +using a funny funny tuning on this guitar +I don't think I could even tell you +what it is I met God +on a mo in the woods I couldn't +tell what was mine and what was his +we just went I'm +making this song up Just +now as I go along not sure if +you can tell that I'm +making up for this song I made up +yesterday's song I'm +sorry about that I just make him up +I'm sitting on my butt What +do you think about that Oh +just making it up Just +making it up Just +making it up That's +a nicer voicing That's +a nicer voicing Not +sure why" +Put away those childish things and you see,"what the new day brings over You +think things over you lose yourself to the +drudgery and there's no recovering It's +over Walk +a mile with another's feet What +will it take to admit defeat It's +over Your +crusade's over Tighter +now that you hold on the more it +slips away beyond and over But +hey it's your life my friend if you +want to spend it then you are free +and hey you think the words you say +have no meaning they bounce off of me +The sad truth is that you've resigned Lies +You bite hook line and sinker It's +over Come +over to my house I can show you +what it's all about It's +over Mothers +keep their kids away Scaring +children every day it's over Think +this over the choice laid out before you +now oh you see anyway when it all +goes south it's over But +hey it's your life my friend if you +want to spend it this way then you +are free Hey +you think the words you say have no +meaning they bounce off of me and that's +true to a certain extent" +Instructions for life misspelled on a Starbucks,"cup Best +friends for life play in Mario +party on an attend dole switch the instructions +for life Buried +beneath the ice on a pond wear you +and ice skating as a kid do your +ice skates fit Do +your ice skates hurt your ankles Do +your ice skates fit Do +your ice skates hurt your ankles Instructions +for life written down the throat of a +six year old boy who's screaming at the +top of his lungs through fear and anxiety +and joy do they fit Do +they hurt your ankles Do +they fit Do +they hurt your ankles Hurt +your ankles The +instructions for life buried deep beneath the code +written in Facebook +servers oh it's the mother of o the +instructions the instructions the instructions for life I +put them in my pocket I send them +home on a rocket I send them home +and I know that's what I'm +gonna do I'm +gonna send them home when they wake up +and I am screaming Cause +I had a dream that I was do +the ice skates fell do they hurt your +ankles The +instructions for life written on the Seattle +Space Needle +by Kurt +Cobain in 1991 He +was already feeling a little bit weird about +famous He +was famous he was famous he was famous +he was the instructions for life I think +I forgot them" +What do you do when you fall off the horse,"Don't beat a dead horse +Don't beat a dead horse +You can't change horses in midstream +What are you doing +You run in the race +Slow and steady +Slow and steady +If you're ready +You don't know you're ready +Slow and steady +Slow +Slow and steady +You might not know that you're ready +I got something in mind +You got something that you left behind +We both got something in common +We don't know that it's awful +So +I went to the store +I was wearing a mask +A month ago that would have been weird +Was it just a month ago +Would have been more like three months +Time has lost a meaning now for me +For me" +Mary and Joseph were on the run,"The heat beat down in the noonday sun +Looking for a place to go +place that they could call their own +Everywhere they turned +Every door was closed +In every single village +People turned up their nose +Who are these stinking vagrants +We don’t want your kind around here +They were turned away by anger +They were turned away by fear +Mary and Joseph finally found +dusty manger dirt on the ground +And right there in the dusty dirt +That’s where Mary gave birth +And so the son of god +was born with no home +he was a refugee, you see +and arab to the bone +So if you call yourself a christian +If you think that life is sacred +You’d welcome those without a home +into our nation" +I made waffles this morning,"And i just spilled a coke +I was taking a nap +And then I awoke +I gotta get going +I gotta get gone +but I'm so tired +I wanna dream on +Polar vortex heading our way +That's the what they call it +This weather app says 80 degrees though +So I'm gonna haul it +I gotta get going +I gotta get gone +but I'm so tired +I wanna dream on +I'm giving a talk tonight +To high school students big and small +When I was in high school +I thought I knew it all +I gotta get going +I gotta get gone +but I'm so tired +I wanna dream on" +"Gut check, fact check, cut a check, claim","check Check +in, Check +out, Check +up, blank check Rain +check, spot check, check off, sound check Check +list, cross check, check stub, health check Check +that luggage and check your six Check +back in a year and keep me in +check You +gotta check yourself before you wreck yourself The +check is in the mail Better +run that spell check Reality +check, bounced check, background check, travelers check Personal +check, can we get the check, check you +later for the booty check They +say don’t verify but check check check Check +it out now, funk soul brother, this is +my credit check" +Does Bob Dylan dye his hair,"I don’t see a single strand of grey there +It’s funny to imagine and I’m not sure why +In my imagination, he’s not that kind of guy +I once met Bob Dylan’s son +Not Jakob but a different one +He’s a film director, with good taste +He’s worked with Tom Petty and Tom Waits +So does Bob dye it or what +I think the answer is yes, I gotta go with my gut +Imagine Bob tweeting like us +Sitting in the back of the never ending tour bus +I started writing songs cuz of bob +And in my desire to get better I just never stopped +I’ve come a long way with a long way to go +Will I ever be any good I don’t know" +Take your time don't mistake your time for,"money hold your soul don't let go for +any reason at all I never know which +way I'm +going Until +I've gotten to where I'm +going and if I go there I must +have meant to I must have I must +have meant to go it's all I've +ever known Take +your seat don't mistake sitting for the bees +that sing in the 9th dimension don't mention +it Cause +they won't understand you because they're just bees +I know when I go I must have +meant to go Where +I go Where +I go Where +I meant to go with each step I +take I move in the flow and so +I'm where I'm +meant to be I'm +where I'm +meant to be say the words that you +hear in your head and they will ring +if you sing but don't bring all the +expectations of Everything +you've ever wanted to know Is +gonna come right to the place where you +stand When +I go Then +I know that I was meant to go +where I was meant to go When +I go and I know that I was +meant to go Where +I go that's where I was meant to +oh oh oh" +Sarah Palin and Donald Trump,"It’s like someone took a big ol dump +Up on the stage a pile of shit +Scatalogicallly’s the only way to understand it +One’s a billionaire by accident +The other was a governor but then she quit +And then she lost as the VP +She’s a quitter and a loser literally +Donald Trump and Sarah Pay +I still can’t understand one word she says +I wish they’d get married, I’d watch that wedding +But she’s too old for him i’m betting +Sarah Palin and Donald Trump +I wonder if backstage they humped +Like they didn’t really do it just humped with their clothes on +Like two particles smashing together looking for the higgs boson +One likes compliments from Putin so strong +The other can see Putin’s house from her lawn +Together they form a kind of Voltron +poop a voltron of poop that’s what they are" +I went to the pond but the pond was empty,"I dream of a time when the water was plenty +All that’s left is the craftsmanship +Tiles and mud and frogs and fish +It’s gone gone gone +Time to move on +Buried in the pond +And now it’s gone +I went to the pond but the pond was me +Was all that I struggle and strain to be +What was there ain’t coming back +We stood on the banks and that was that +It’s gone gone gone +Time to move on +Buried in the pond +And now it’s gone +I went to the pond it was in a dream +And I thought I know exactly what this means +I’d breathed that air, stood in that spot +And then I woke up and I forgot +It’s gone gone gone +Time to move on +Buried in the pond +And now it’s gone" +"I hate this letter, because it’s not the","whole truth You +could burn this letter right now You +could tell me to go to hell and +I’d go if you wanted me to I’ll +be your Jordan, +your Jordan +Catalon I’ve +got no red convertible, but I’ll +take you where you want to go On +my bike, you can borrow it if you +like On +my bike, you can borrow it if you +like Take +my life, you can borrow it if you +like Take +my heart, you can borrow it if you +want Me +and Reann, +we didn’t think about you In +the back of this car, there’s no excuse +And you could burn this letter right now +You could tell me to go to hell +and I’d +go I’d +send you a letter from there Oh, +Angela why don’t you care I’m +in love with the smell of your hair +If you asked me to be him, I’d +do it I swear I’ll +be your Jordan, +your Jordan +Catalon I’ve +got no red convertible, but I’ll +take you where you want to go On +my bike, you can borrow it if you +like On +my bike, you can borrow it if you +like Take +my life, you can borrow it if you +like Take +my heart, you can borrow it if you +want" +I want to have kids,"And I really don't +I wish that she would someday +But I really won't +So we've got to break up +It's the only way +Cause I will resent her +And that's not fair +We still care about each other +But this train has stopped +We just needed you to know +That we've got to break up +And breaking up's a mess +So please be there for us +You don't have to choose +Though it'll be awkward, yes +Invite us to your parties +We will work it out +Don't feel weird +We love all of you +After 5 whole years +By each other's side +There are just somethings +No relationship can survive +I wanna have babies +I don't wanna +I wanna have babies +I don't wanna have babies +Couple of babies +I don't want to have any +Couple of babies +no +SONG WAS MIXED AT Terminator Smile Studios in Brooklyn, NY:" +The proliferation,"of ensemble forecast system +output in recent years +motivates this investigation into how operational +forecasters utilize convection- +permitting ensemble forecast system +guidance in the forecast preparation +process. +16-member, +convection-permitting +ensemble forecast +of the high-impact heavy +precipitation resulting from +Tropical Storm Fay (2008) + is conducted and evaluated. +The ensemble +provides a skillful, +albeit underdispersive +and bimodal, +forecast at all precipitation thresholds +considered. +forecasting exercise +is conducted to evaluate +how forecasters utilize +the ensemble forecast system guidance. +Forecasters made two storm-total +accumulated precipitation forecasts: +one before and one after + evaluating the ensemble guidance. +Concurrently, forecasters were presented with +questionnaires designed to gauge their thought processes +in preparing each of their forecasts. +Exercise participants felt that +the high-resolution ensemble +guidance added value +and confidence to their forecasts, +although it did not meaningfully +reduce forecast uncertainty +Incorporation of the ensemble guidance +into the forecast preparation process +resulted in +a modest mean +improvement +in forecast skill, +with each forecast found to be skillful +at all accumulated precipitation thresholds." +Clothes,"And all the hats +3d glasses and the like +Yeah we’ve seen all that +But you know +This is what it’s all about +You never saw this coming +Cuz we are inside out +I wear my heart on my sleeve +It’s unprotected +We’re the dissected! +You can see inside of me +I’m a spinning record +We’re the dissected! +Brains +Are on display +See my thoughts come rolling through +Like clouds on a sunny day +And all my feelings +Are easy to read +I am what you are and what you +Are is totally me" +Have you been to NFT Paradise?,"We’ll leave the light on for you +When things are hopeless on the ground +And you’re looking for a new home +Have you been to NFT paradise? +It’s magical… +Have you been to NFT Paradise? +We’ll have a Sunday picnic +When your arms are tired from swimming upstream +And you’re screaming out loud +Have you been to NFT paradise? +It’s magical… +Baby, you’re no forex trader +But you +Maybe, could have some fun +In the big pool +You can make it if you tries" +I’m under the weather,"The weather is over me +Hanging there so silent +It won’t let me be +I’m under the weather +I’ve got to get back on top +I’ll claw my way out of this mess +I won’t stop, no I won’t stop +I’m under the weather +Flipped over upside down +sunny day on the outside +On the inside I’m on the ground +I’m under the weather +And it’s coming down hard +Worried about Rocket man +And his Dotard" +Good morning,"Another year gone +I finally found my own little lily pad in the pond +Now i'm hopping +Over the mud +And I'm not afraid of a little sweat and blood +Cause I got my ukulele +I know where I belong +And tomorrow I'll write another song +Good afternoon +Time sure flies +There's been an awful lot of laughter tears and tired eyes +Now I'm marching +I got my drum +I got my banjo picking out with my finger and thumb +I got my ukulele +I can bang the gong +And tomorrow I will write another song +Good evening +Let's break the law +Cause you only live once and you can win lose or draw +And now I'm floating +Above the fray +And the world's being washed away by a tidal wave +I see California +I see Hong Kong +And tomorrow I will write another song" +Oh give me a chance,"To show what I can do +On the back of a great blue whale +The world is split in two +It’s just a dream +And when you wake up +You won’t remember +Infinite lives +Wrapped around the dark +Holding on so tightly +You forget who you are +That’s the amnesia +It keeps us safe +Until we’re ready +Bones break like news +Breakdancing alone +When you call yourself +Please pick up the phone +It doesn’t matter +Because it does +In the great expanse +Of all of time" +I dreamt that I was Link,"I was lying in a field thinking about +Soda how to buy a better shield I +was sad because I didn't have a pillow +In the morning it was dungeon time Some +kind of weeping willow where the octorokes and +the style folds and the like likes and +the thongos where they all started dancing they +all started making noise I knew the style +of dancing was like so and so I +grabbed my torch I lit up a fire +and that's when I heard the fairy choir +they were singing Zelda +needs you in her castle we all need +you to say hi to we'll surround you +in our heart the hearts going all around +me Love +love love love love love love Damn +Was beautiful Was +amazing Needless +to say I could deal with this cave +Thanks morning time came the path was clear +I stepped into the cave Everything +disappeared I was lying in my bed Sunlight +shining through Was +thinking about Zelda +Was thinking about you Was +thinking about that field where in my dream +I lay it existed in my memory as +some place I used to play and it +hurts to remember the place I knew because +Zelda is gone and so are you Zelda +needs you in her castle no no no +But no no We +all need you to say hi I can't +I can't We'll +surround you in all Surround +me Love +love Sleep +again in Ganondorf +Is present in but there's a heaven none +of us are ever getting in but all +I can do is pick up my wooden +sword and cut things down until there's a +path forward and I go back sometimes and +hide them away we see the future is +dark I got elective guide the way I +was looking for a princess but then I +got to the prince they all love me +I will carry them through Because +I burned all the bushes I blown up +the walls Surrounded +by fairies and their waterfall oh oh S +In the castle I know I know I +know we all need you to say I +I do my best we'll surround you in +all I can be Love +love love love Love +Love love love" +do it oh just do it screw it,"just go and do it i'll leave it +all behind if i could find the kind +of conduit through which i could feed my +hopes my dreams all my friends and my +fiends and my head would explode exposing all +my brains and the world would know that +a future never came so all my nuts +and bolts every last adult earth would stop +spinning and the turtle wouldn't eat and the +angels wouldn't cry and the devil couldn't speak +if you" +Hey now my first guitar,"Wherever you been, wherever you are +Hey now my first guitar +Never been played by Charo or Gwar +Found you in the basement of my parents house +Collecting dust +And decided that I might bring you out +And that’s enough +Hey now my first guitar +Taught by a hippie in a VW car +Hey now my first guitar +I’m around the world, you’ve never gone far +I’ve been to Israel and to New Zealand too +Planes trains and boats +I went all these places without you +But this song I wrote +Hey now my first guitar +I thought that I might be a rockstar +Hey now my first guitar +That’s not going so good so far +I humbly write all my little songs +And it feels like +Nobody really knows how to sing along +I guess that’s all right +Hey now my first guitar +You got three strings that have never been changed +Hey now my first guitar +24 years and I’m still the same +I was 12 years old when dad gave you to me +So long ago +Now I’m 40 years old and you’re of new to me +And so, and so +Now we end the song" +I can do,"5 things at once and you can see right through +These many months down straight into my heart +We can see so far +Exactly as we are +When you put it in perspective +You can see that the prime directive +Doesn’t matter as much as you thought it did +Many days +You struggle to break through the heavy haze +You try to count all the many ways you’re free +As broken as can be +As far as you can see +When you put it in perspective +You can see that the prime directive +Doesn’t matter as much as you thought it did +Cause you’re running through the courtyard and you’re calling +All the boys’ve taken your heart and they’re falling +Down on their knees for you +Sing the song +Of the many different threads that you’re counting on +That are hanging from a body you knew all along the path +They reappear just like that +Arms spread wide to catch" +Sa There's,"rabbits all over the place It's +springtime It's +springtime There's +rabbits out in the yard looking for a +home The +rabbits they run away from me because they're +scared of me Cause +I smell bad I S +M like a human I smell like their +worst enemy Old +rabbits love to eat carrots and grass Bunny +bun Oh +little bunny Oh +little bunny Bunny +What you got to say for yourself today +The rabbits fences Having +good times all night long Look +out for the owls Look +out for the owls with their sharp claws +and their big eyes Bunny +bunny bunny bunny bunny bunny bunny bunny bunny +bunny I wish I could be friends with +But they don't love me They +don't love me They +don't love me" +i was a sex machine,"back in the forties +i was the first of my kind +now i'm just a piece of scrap +collecting dust on this pile of rubble +i've never loved +i've seen pain and death +i've had my circuits break +i've felt the thrill of battle +i'm watched the sunset +from the moons of jupiter +i've felt a longing +lost and lonely +i can only wish +that you were with me +that you could hold me +i am breaking down +just like the sun +it's almost over +and still i've +given pleasure all my life +but never felt it +no touch no kiss no feeling +mysteries +i can't unfold +and now i fear +that it's too late for it" +Mint the trillion dollar coins,"Mint the fucking coin +Mail the fucking check +Mitigate the fucking corona virus +2 trillion dollar coins +No additional debt +That’s the power of the purse +That’s seigniorage +SEN YOR IGE +Every person in the country gets a debit card +With 2 grand on it this isn’t hard +And when we say +every one gets one +We mean absolutely every one" +We all do our best,"What if our best isn’t good enough +We all try to test +Each other with more or less love +We think we’re badass +Monkey’s that rule the earth +But we’ve been here much less +Time Than the dinosaurs +Can you hear that sound +It’s our collective anxiety +Hearts all start to pound +Together like a symphony +Hey little virus +Please don’t kill me or my wife +Don’t kill my parents +Just let us all live our life" +Let’s buy the constitution,"So it doesn’t go to some +Rich asshole +(Rich asshole) +20 million dollars +You know the founding fathers +Fear democracy +(Too much democracy) +They feared the tyranny of the crowd +And now we’re gonna shout out loud +It belongs to us +It belongs to us +We the people pooled our money +It’s we the people that we trust +It belongs to us +And you will find +That we the people will make sure +The people can see it anytime +Let’s show the folks at Southeby’s +What we can do with these +Brand new tools +(Coordination tools) +Then let’s take this wild energy +And build the world we want to see +For everybody +(For everybody) +The founding fathers got it wrong +But together we are strong" +Talking bout the debt crisis,"Talking bout the food prices +Talking bout republicans +Talking bout their nonsense +Are we gonna default on +All our big loans +Is this the end +Of our way of life? +Talking bout the debt crisis +It might be full of piss +It might just be a ploy +To get more talking points +Or it could be real +I don't know what to feel +I wanna crawl in a hole +Maybe that's what they want +Every single tea parti +er is where the fault should be +They elected these +Monstrosities +Did they miscalculate? +Or is a doomed fate +That their aiming for +civil war" +Oh look at the mess we made,"Marching in the last parade +Now all that we can do is +Hug one another tight as the meteor hits +All the pent up energy blocked +By civilization will not be stopped +Gotta let it out, somehow +Or it will kill us +Nothing is inevitable +Not kings or corporate mind control +Whole wide world is human made +Burn down the floats and hijack the parade +We were not born to just sit still +Far away from each other and soon we will +Billy Goat Gruff and Icarus +Three Little Bears were omnivorous +But we’ve never dealt with any of this +Before +Little Red Riding an Oedipus +Doth protest a little too vociferous +We really don’t need the lot of this +Anymore +They say a soft life will leave you weak +And hard life leaves no room to speak +But I say we lack imagination +Could be infinite lives beneath the sun +One thing that I know for sure +Chaos is knocking, gotta open the door" +"You’re wrong, you’re wrong","You’re wrong, you’re wrong, You’re wrong, you’re wrong +You’re wrong +You’re wrong, you’re wrong +Wriggty wronggity, wrong wrong wrong +Wrong, wrong, wrong +Sorry not sorry you’re wrong +Wrong, wrong, wrong +It’s incredible you could be so wrong +When you get up in the morning +Lay your head in the evening +Maybe it’s intentional +Or you didn’t even mean it +Every word you say: Wrong +Every dragon you slay: Wrong +Every tooth you pull: Wrong +Every thought in your skull: Wrong" +Hear the beat beat beat,"That’s the heart of the theme park +From morning to dark +That’s the heart of the theme park +So sweet sweet sweet +The heart of the theme park +Beating with your heart +From morning until dark +In the morning time +Go for a ride +Through the heart the heart heart +The sun sets +It’s medicine +In the heart, in your heart heart +On the street street street +In the heart of the theme park +Watch all the love start +In the heart of the theme park +Hear the beat beat beat +Of the heart of the theme park +Beating with your heart +From morning until dark +In the morning time +Go for a ride +Through the heart the heart heart +The sun sets +It’s medicine +In the heart, in your heart heart" +Hurricanes and floods,"Rock slides and mud +Giant tsunamis +And super volcanos +Solar flares and earthquakes +Blizzards and heat waves +Roaming asteroids +And New York tornados +Mother nature is mother fucking scary +We used to be all hesitant and wary +And then we got full of all this hubris +We said, “Man vs. Nature let’s do this” +And it was foolish +Now there are bacteria +Resisting everything we got +Some of this bacteria even +Teaches what it knows" +I was out there selling watermelons and watermelon,"shaped balloons When +a kid came up and intervened he must +have been about 17 He +said this aint the guy you’re looking for +and so the police let me be And +I’m pushing rocks up hills that are steep +and getting steeper I’m +sometimes being watch by eight more friendly creepers +On the seventh day I rest, but the +sixth I like the best When +the waves come crashing down, and all we’ve +built gets drowned And +the wind blows wild washes all of us +aground, I’ll +be found When +the waves come crashing down She +was probably older by a few years but +I could not know for sure I found +myself on the outside looking in on what +we were Was +it me that she was flirting with or +the promise of what could be Something +flashed, she took my hand and led me +out to sea And +I’m throwing left, right punches in the rhythms +I’ve enjoyed And +the thoughts flow out of my mind, straight +into the void And +you can never build that which cannot be +destroyed When +the waves come crashing down, and all we’ve +built gets drowned And +the wind blows wild washes all of us +aground, I’ll +be found When +the waves come crashing down When +the waves come crashing down, and all we’ve +built gets drowned And +the wind blows wild washes all of us +aground, I’ll +be found When +the waves come crashing down Well +I can see the ferris wheel from my +hotel window It’s +the oldest one in Europe +and I wanted to but never got to +go And +I’m sleeping on the floor because the bed +they gave me is just too soft And +anytime I take a ride on something old +I’m ready to get off And +I’m throwing left, right punches in the rhythms +I’ve enjoyed And +the thoughts flow out of my mind, straight +into the void And +you can never build that which cannot be +destroyed When +the waves come crashing down, and all we’ve +built gets drowned And +the wind blows wild washes all of us +aground, I’ll +be found When +the waves come crashing down When +the waves come crashing down When +the waves come crashing down" +"Oh, when your grandma is dying ",You're bound to get sick +Paint me a picture full of vigor and pep,"Put it up on the wall +Burn down the house with a spring in your step +You owe me nothing at all +Gather your skin around your ankles and say +This is just how I planned +To ward all those evil spirits away +Cut off one finger from each hand +The number six comes bursting in +With a smile on her face +The number 7 peeks it's head +What a shame" +Don’t give it away,"Just give it away +Don’t give it away +Just give it away +Mouth, to mouth +Eye, to eye +Can you see me? +When I went on my merry way +And I saw the beach and sand +I thought I saw the will of God +I saw what He had planned +Don’t give it away +Just give it away +Don’t give it away +Just give it away" +Let,"Let it go +Tell it to the sun +Somebody care’s, you know? +There’s nothing +Waiting in the wings +There’s no cosmic prize +No band of angels to sing +You don’t have to have a good time +But you only get one +Crack at every day you go +And when you go around the sun +You might get tired +You might be spent +But soon enough you’ll wonder where it all went +Take +Somebody’s hand +Doesn’t matter who +We’re all the same in the end +Hold +On best you can +It’s nice to have company +When God’s laughing at your plan +Mama’s +Just relax +The kids will be just fun +No matter how you act +Papa’s +Don’t get stuck +Rattling around your cage +Looking for luck" +"Remind again, be careful that your computer is","poisoned by North +Korean hackers and other organizations, especially those documents, +whether Windows, +Mac or Linux, +and no matter what anti-virus software you have +installed. Once +in control of your computer, hackers have countless +ways to steal your cryptocurrency... Sneaked +into the night wind, moisten things silently. Good +rain know season At +spring be bring life Follow +wind secretly enter night Moist +thing soft without sound Country +road cloud all black River +boat fire alone bright Dawn +see red wet place Flower +heavy brocade government city" +Trying to get their jobs back,"But they can’t agree on anything +Oh they sit around the table arguing +You got Charity conducting interviews +Looking for a husband +She’s not happy with most of the men +But one of them she’ll see again +On Craigslist TV +Some might say they’re crazy +But I say they’re like you and me +It’s like potpourri +It’s everybody +Well there’s a ninja dude cleaning a pool +He’s willing to do anything +He sleeps in his car when the day is done +But don’t feel bad +He lives for fun +Got a woman out of trouble paying the rent +She wants to rent her couch out +She posts and ad and gets replies +And she rents it to this guy +On Craigslist TV +Some might say they’re crazy +But I say they’re like you and me +It’s like potpourri +It’s everybody +On Craigslist TV +The world feels smaller already +It’s the digital in reality +It’s the whole world +It’s everybody +Who will win the accordion on Craigslist TV? +Will Sandra Bullock ever see the dress on Craigslist TV? +Will she form a cover band on Craigslist TV? +Will Krista find her missed connection on Craigslist TV? +On Craigslist TV +Some might say they’re crazy +But I say they’re like you and me +It’s the whole world +It’s everybody" +I was sitting at my desk when it started to shake,"I said no it can't be an earthquake +It's probably just a dryer upstairs going crazy +But no it turns out that in +New +Jersey we had an earth earthquake +We had an earth +An earth earthquake +We had an earth +An earth earthquake +Life is fragile and precious +You know any moment you know you could go +So hug the ones you love and hold them close +You never know when an earthquake might come and go +An earth earthquake +You know we had an earth earthquake +And then there's the solar eclipse on +Monday +What the hell" +The spider is my friend because he eats all of the bugs,"The unicorn is my friend because she gives me lots of hugs +The poop is my friend because it’s stinky and it’s funny +The rainbow is my friend because she comes what it’s sunny +Spider! unicorn! poop! rainbow! +The spider is poop cuz the unicorn is rainbow +The rainbow is a spider cuz the poop is a unicorn +The unicorn is a rainbow cuz the poop is the spider +The poop is a rainbow cuz the spider is a unicorn +2022-09-14 19:31:39" +Long day,"Working on stuff +It’s been a long day +Working on stuff +Working +I been working +I been working +I been working +I been working on stuff +Do you believe me? +What are you doing?" +What do you got on your mind today?,"What do you got on your mind? +What are you leaving behind today? +What are you leaving behind? +What are you leaving on the path +For other’s to follow +Are you breaking free +Or are you set in stone +Are you just like me +Or are you a quarter that’s thrown +Answer me now" +Just another day on my way through the chaos,"Slow and steady wins the race +I’m Warren Buffet and you are Bernie Madoff +Now look me in the face +Let’s go down to the place +Where the deals are done +Let’s decide who wins the race +Before the race is won +Before the race is won +I’m wearing clothes that don’t fit me at all +But I hate going shopping +I wish that the rain would start to fall +And then consider never stopping +You are a man with good taste +But now you’ve had your fun +Let’s decide who wins the race +Before the race is won +Before the race is won +I’ve seen towers that sing to the stars +But I’ve never been to China +5am in the pulse of a car +ON a highway south carolina +I feel like at this point i made my case +So let’s have some fun +Let’s decide who wins the race +Before the race is won +Before the race is won" +Dear bacteria,"I know we haven’t always seen eye to eye +But you’re stuck in me +And I’m stuck with you +So it’d be foolish of us not to try +Dear bacteria +Some of you +Have been with me +For years +While some of you are new +Like this cold or this flu +It’s making me sick +And I’m trying my best to appear +Like a gracious host +No strenuous activities +Welcoming all the members of your disease +The good bacteria +(Hey) +The bad bacteria +(Ho) +Working together to make me who I am +Who I am +Dear bacteria +As long as you don’t kill me +I’m your friend +You go about your business +Whatever it is you do +The micro-processes I don’t understand +Dear bacteria +Sometime in the past I was like you +We were swimming arm in arm +Basking in the new sun +Best friends in the old primordial soup +I’m a gracious host +No strenuous activities +I’m welcoming all the members of your disease +The good bacteria +(Hey) +The bad bacteria +(Ho) +Working together to make me who I am +Who I am +Who I am +Who I am" +I can’t concentrate,"I putz around the house +I walk myself around the park +It’s getting colder out +My brain feels like spaghetti +And I want to take a nap +The last thing I want to do +Is write a song +It takes all my energy +To get the kids to school +Everybody has forgotten +The golden rule +Treat others like you want to be treated +It’s a simple thing +And two rights +Don’t right a wrong +And nothing I say +Even makes any sense +It’s sad to see the right wing turn +Of so many old friends +So we scream into the void again +Like we always do +The last thing I feel like +Is writing this song" +I've got a cold,"I've got a cold +I don't want to do my song +I've been putting it off all day +I don't feel so good +Okay +I've got a cold +At least it's not coronavirus +I don't know what +I should sing about +And the fact that +I got a cold +I was feeling okay for a couple days +Just a sore throat +Nothing to write home about +Then last night +I started to ache +To ache +And this morning +I was stuffed up +I'm not cold +I'm not a goddamn sticking cold +I've got a cold +I've got a goddamn stinking cold" +I'm just a stranger here I don't know,"who I am I don't belong anywhere that +I am you can't believe me not a +single word I say you don't know me +a stranger in every way I don't see +the point in it anymore I'm +just gonna walk through some kind of open +door I don't really myself in the mirror +no no I don't hear my voice when +it echo no no no no no no +no I what you think you're giving to +me I don't got time even to sing +these words to sing I don't got time +in the form of a play dance I +got nothing but a single pair of pants +oh yeah oh yeah yeah yeah I was +over the moon when you told me that +you becoming back to the old street where +we did nothing and it was just all +right where we said nothing but it was +understood all right we said nothing but it +was understood yeah we said nothing but we +were understood all right yeah we said nothing +it was understood" +I’m just a monkey,"With a slightly bigger brain +So if I seem ungainly +Unrefined, I’m barely tame +Words are not enough +We think we’re such hot stuff +We’re gonna need something more +If we wanna survive +Words words words +Whats mine is what’s yours +But words only divide +It’s a curse +Words words words +We move around in herds +Killing each other because +Inside we hurt +If you could feel +The thoughts in my head +And yours were as real +Like another sense +We all feel the same +Love and joy and pain +But there’s all these words +Just getting in the way" +Still wish you had one more chance to,"prove you had the power of strange I +wish I could dance like you, I wanna +dance with your ghost I wish I could +sing like you, no one will ever be +like you No, +no not even close Oh, +Michael you made me wanna be Every +bit as good as you Oh +Michael, you made me wanna see The +good in people, no matter what they do +When I was seven years old, I danced +and danced You +were my everything You +still make me dance and sing The +king is dead, long live the king Oh, +Michael you made me wanna be Every +bit as good as you Oh +Michael, you made me wanna see The +good in people, no matter what they do +Oh, Michael +you made me wanna be Every +bit as good as you Oh +Michael, you made me wanna see The +good in people, no matter what they do +Oh Michael" +Long day of driving,"And now we're here +No sensing giving to fear +No sensing hanging up +Your smile whispers you can have a thought +But it might not turn into words +No no no no +Long day of driving +Now there's a thunderstorm +I feel like a midnight bird chasing after a worm +Feel just lion in a fight with a bear +You can just put that anywhere +Anywhere +Anywhere +Anywhere anywhere" +Ayn Rand with a riding crop,"Perched right over your bed +Ayn Rand in a dungeon +Reading The Fountain Head +Ayn Rand in a bikini posing +Ayn Rand ringing the stock bell closing +Ayn Rand and Alan Greenspan sharing a bunk bed +Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan +Were made for this, they were born +Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan dream +My ultimate Ayn Rand Porn +My ultimate Ayn Rand Porn +My ultimate Ayn Rand Porn +Let the market go free form +Ride the bull, toot the horn +You know you can't resist +Her logic so unadorned +Come into the warm embrace +My ultimate Ayn Rand porn +My ultimate Ayn Rand porn +Ayn Rand sucking a popsicle +Eating a Georgia peach +Ayn Rand and Ann Coulter +Lounging at the nude beach +Ayn Rand wanting to make you happy +Ayn Rand getting down right nasty +Ayn Rand that buxom babe just out of your reach +Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan +Their ideas are fully formed +From the deep dark depths of their desire +For my ultimate Ayn Rand Porn" +Is there anybody there?,"It seems I'm all alone again +Does anybody care? +The world's empty +I see no sign of life +Just one big space ship +All covered in blue lights" +I don’t really care,"Do you +Do you +Yes I do +Yes I do +Yes I do +There’s a 9 +Month old +Being held +In east Harlem +3000 miles away +From her mother +From her mother +From her mom +I hug my babies +You should hug yours +Oh Melania +Hug your baby +Hold him close +Look around you +And see the souls +Of the families +You say you don’t care about +There’s a 6 +Year old boy +Who’s mom’s +In guatamala +In guatamala +She got deported +And they kept him here +There’s a 5 +Year old girl +Who won’t speak +Since she found out +Her dad is gone +Deported home +She won’t say a word" +Digital marketing’s a pit of death,"Amazon will partner with you +Like a virus to a host +They’ll squeeze the brand till nothing’s left +The first trillion dollar market cap +The rest of them are toast +Profits are like heroin +You can’t stop once you get a taste +When a Macy’s salesperson sees you +They are going to run away +Ey ey ey +Amazon is pulling away +You better have a strategy +For dealin’ +With Amazon pulling away +Cheap capital all the way +You better have a strategy +For dealin’ +When capital does better +The rest of us don’t +Shit was the consensus +They smelled like a fart +Separation of ownership +And control +Leo DiCaprio’s salary +Is tearing the country apart +Silly putty came from Nazis +Don’t google Undiz +If Best Buy disappeared tomorrow +It would hang out with Circuit City +Mel owns 100 Squishables +Pilgrimages and brownies fandom is a verb +Grimanesa caught Aurora Borealis +And set it free all around New York +Solana fixed shopping for kids +The kids would give up recess to work on little bits +Katherine has her students make +100 things in 100 days" +I want to make my country proud,"I want to scream I want to shout +I wanna let everybody know +That I don’t really care at all +Want to find out what you mean +When you call me silly jelly bean +And put me in a magazine +Next to Charlie’s Chaplin and Sheen +Hipster, it’s the Hipster Olympics +Games happen now and then +Hipster Olympics 5000 +If you care don’t let it show +You wanna win don’t let them know" +Boring is sexy,"Boring is cool +Boring beats exciting +As a general rule +There’s many bored animals +Of all sizes and shapes +But the boringest of all +Is a bored boring ape +Bored boring ape +Sits around watching paint +Bored boring ape +Sitting in a chair +Bored boring ape +He says take it easy take +Your time bored boring ape +Don’t go anywhere +Boring is quiet +Boring is loud +in the boring bayou +In a non-descript house +Many bored creatures +That neither love nor hate +But the uber boring boringest +Is the bored boring ape" +Sometimes i respond to the news,"Sometimes i sing the blues +Sometimes I feel +Like the worst person in the world +But i’m trying to love myself +Sometimes I set canary’s free +Sometimes I call all birds back to me +Sometimes i feel +Like I’m covered in mistakes +But I’m trying to love myself +Trauma is stored in your RNA +Epigenetics +Is a hell of a thing +Sometimes I can just let it be +Sometimes my thoughts are my enemy +Sometimes I feel +Like i’m trapped in a cage +I’m trying to love myself +Sometimes I can’t lift a foot +Sometimes I don’t want you to look +Sometimes if you don’t +I’m lost in the fog +I’m trying to love myself" +Mid journey mid journey,"Please let me in +These dreams of computers +Are fascinatin +I want to use the +dreams in my songs +What can I do to +Show that I belong +Midjourney +You caught me mid journey +I was right in the middle outrageous dreams +Midjourney +And nothing is ever quite as it seems +What do you believe? +Mid journey mid journey +Some day I think +I’ll be replaced by +robot that sings +Who writes all these songs +Day after day +But until then +I’d like to play" +Who’s there?,"Nobody’s there +Knock, knock +Who’s there? +body’s there +Knock, knock +Who’s there? +An apple not a pear +Knock, knock +Who’s there? +Circle not a square +Knock, knock +Who’s there? +Tea that was traded fair +Knock, knock +Who’s there? +pile of underwear +Knock, knock +Who’s there? +monkey with an evil stare +Knock, knock +Who’s there? +girl with long black hair +Knock, knock, knock, knock, knock" +Everywhere you go you're chased by what you,"don't know you're chased by the dreams you +had that you had to let go Let +go Every +time you love you feel like a crow +breaking into the bank and trying to entertain +something that isn't your cause I don't know +what she think of me I know what +she think of I know what she think +of me and it's not at all it +was broken off of its hinges and I +took down all the signs advertising on the +fringes of the light and I said how +did I get here Just +like that talking Hill +song and I said oh yeah I walked +here and I wrote 4000 songs all about +and I know what you think of me +and I know what you think of me +and I know what you think of me +it's not at all it's not at all +not at all not at all not at +all" +What you feeling,"What you hearing +What you seeing +My sophisticated artwork +In your heart +Are you still breathing +Or believing +My sophisticated artwork +Can you feel it +Making all kinds of noise +In the garden +You create what you destroy +Can you feel it +Heavy like a rock +In the garden +The snake electric shock +We’ve got our bases covered +Monkey’s sitting at typewriters +It’s my sophisticated artwork +We have you all surrounded +platoon of mischief makers +My sophisticated artwork" +Jax and Sonia,"in the desert Jax +and Sonia +in the desert Jax +doesn't know what's going on Sonia +doesn't know what's going on either Jax +asks a lot of questions He's +so sassy He's +the sassy old man with metal arms Sassy +old man with metal arms Jax +asks a lot of questions He's +the sassy old man with metal arms Sassy +old man with metal arms Sassy +old man with metal arms Well +Liu Chi +loves Katana +But he can't find the love of his +live She's +been captured By +a man I think his name is Kahn +It's a lesser Kahn +than the Star +Trek Kahn +Can you do it? Can +you do it? Can +you do it? Can +you do it? Can +you save Katana +Lou? And +then Lou +runs into someone named Jade +She turns into a monster or some sort +of computer-animated thing Computer-animated +In a Computer-animated +Wasteland Computer-animated +Wasteland Computer-animated +Wasteland I can't believe what I saw In +the Computer-animated +Wasteland Shake +it up Then +Raiden showed up And +told everyone to be a family T +hey got a bully Got +a bully And +each other And +so they all go To +the other dimension And +they all got a fight And +it turns out Jade +was bad And +Jade was bad And +Katana gets freed by Lou +King He +kills Barakas +in the fire, yeah Three +Barakas Three +Barakas Three +Barakas And +it made me wonder Is +this song as sloppy as Mortal +Kombat Annihilation? +Is this song as sloppy as Mortal +Kombat Annihilation? +Is this song as sloppy as Mortal +Kombat Annihilation? +Is this song as sloppy as Mortal +Kombat Annihilation? +Shown, shown, shown, shown Shown, +shown, shown One +Barakas, Two +Barakas, Three +Barakas Three +Barakas Shown, +shown, shown Combat, +shown Finish +him Computer-animated +Wasteland Computer-animated +Wasteland Computer-animated +Wasteland Finish +Him, Finish +Him, Finish +Him, Finish +Him, Finish +Him" +I’m not one for portents and signs,"But the queen of England died +On the day of my +4 thousand 9 hundred and 99th +Song +Who am I and what does this mean +Will I someday be the queen +The king of songs in between +This world and the world unseen +Beyond" +Silver canister,"Reflects the sun +Mothers cry +Children run +Come so far +Can’t turn back +Soldiers ready +To attack +Empty basin +Splits the ground +Dirt and concrete +All around +Sleep is a nightmare +Of what’s behind +The desert day +Leaves us blind +Looking for +brand new home +Somewhere safe +To belong +Far away +From violence +better life +For our children" +Death remains undefeated,"Time is the only master +Space is an empty chamber +We are a natural disaster +Nonetheless we do our best +To break our backs upon the land +Nonetheless we cry, confess +The crimes that we don’t understand +In the bathroom of heaven +All the archangels are puking +All the trumpets have gone silent +Nobody knows what they’re doing +Nonetheless they all undress +And fuck until the clouds will part +Nonetheless they’re unimpressed +With songs we write, that come from the heart +Death holds us hostage +Time is genocidal +Space looks at us harshly +We perform our recital +Nonetheless it’s anybody’s guess +Which way the wind will blow the nukes +Nonetheless we clean the mess +It never stops no matter what we do" +If heaven were a real place,"I don’t think that I’d like to go +Just to see the look on god’s face +When he realizes that I know +If hell is a real place +I don’t think I want that either +Cuz if you are willing to learn +They say failure is the greatest teacher +As I wander around this earth +Carrying a box of anxiety +I log off of twitter dot com +The ghost of myself haunting me +Nothing +I learned absolutely nothing +It went so fast +And I learned nothing" +Close window,"Export +Render all +New tab +Undo, undo +Underline +Italics +Open +Select all +Save +Undo +Cut +Copy +Paste +Bold +New document +Keyboard shortcuts" +I'm in love with the,"Metaverse girl +She is art +She is high +We live together in a +Metaverse world +She is everything +I'm not +I ask her every day if we're gonna make it +I offer her my hand and she takes it +She isn't here +She has a theory +She has a theory +She has a theory +She has a theory +She has a +The she" +"Sometimes, I really hate technology","Sometimes, it really pisses me off +I had a whole other song written and recorded +But now I can’t get to it +Can’t get to it at all +Cuz I’m using a beta of this program +And it won’t let me export +And it’s my fault for using a beta +But I just wanted some special certain effects on that song +So now I’m gonna have to do this other song +Which isn’t very good +It isn’t nearly as good as the first song +Cuz it’s the second song +And I’m kinda angry about the first song +Not being able to get the first song +And you won’t hear the first song +For a couple weeks +Because the full version of that program +Comes out next week +I’m gonna buy it +I’m sure it will be a lot more stable +Cuz this was just a beta +The full version will be more stable +So you’ll be able to hear the first song +Except probably next week +But I’m impatient +So sometimes I hate technology +Sometimes it really pisses me off +I had a whole other song written and recorded +But now I can’t get to it +Can’t get to it at all" +Time for primary decidin’?,"Just say no to Biden +Trump will be landslidin’ +Unless you say no to Biden +Want a prez you can take pride in? +Just say no to Biden +The wealth gap will surely widen +Unless you just say no to Biden +Say no to Biden +We’ve been here before +Recall Dukakis, Clinton, Kerry and yes Gore +Say no to Biden +Enough centrist hidin’ +Say no to Biden +Let’s not piss off Posiden +Just say no to Biden +He’ll put more carbon dioxide in +So just say no to Biden +There’s stories that he’s lied in +Just say no to Biden +And he supports keeping the Hyde in +Just say no to Biden" +More than waffles,"More than waffles +What do I love love +More than waffles +If you have an idea let it go +If you had a bad night say so +If you’re sick of all this ok +Waffles can take the pain away +If you miss your exit go back +If you’re a heart have a heart attack +If you faint at the sight of blood +Waffles can provide the love r +If the bottom is on the top +And the dripping is gonna drop +If you don’t think you can scratch +Waffles will keep you on track" +Hark the angel his name is Harold,"And he lives on Princeton street +Christmas time depresses him +It taunts him mercilessly +He’s made of light and love +And he’s sleeping on in the park +On a bench covered in bird shit +Harold’s his name, hark hark +Oh god, come get Harold +Oh god, he’s taking a piss +Oh god, he’s crying now +You can’t just leave him like this +He looks into the window +Of a broken shopping mall +He drinks a peppermint Starbucks +And blends in at SantaCon +His halo blinks like neon +His wings are covered in snow +He hides from his Master +And hides out from below +He covers himself in Christmas lights +And flies above the city +Traffic stops, and people stare +Kids say ohhh that’s pretty +He bellows out his name +The earth begins to quake +Christmas trees begin to fall +Ears and windows break" +It's a late night hospital kind of song.,"It's a late night hospital kind of song. +We've been here too long. It +could be so much worse. But +it's a late night hospital song at first." +The flowers and the trees ,"are following me +slowly down the hill +That they know me +from somewhere +I say them more than memory +I say now listen, +if you please +Hear their little birdies +as they're singing a trill +They are singing for ya +They are singing cause they want to be heard" +I’ts really weird that nobody knows,"Where you go when you die +You’ve thought about +I’ve thought about it +But we are still alive +And we’ll never know the truth +You can’t tell me +I can’t tell you +Energy can’t be created or +Destroyed +It’s really weird that nobody knows +Where you were before +When do you start +And which part is you +You can’t ignore +This nagging feeling that we don’t know +Basic things about this place +We think we’re it +But just a blip the human race +It’s really weird that nobody knows +Where you go when you die +Underground +Nowhere fast +Or up in the sky +We look up to the stars +And always had the sense +That everything we do +Can’t be coincidence +But it is" +Tell my story,"Just a little bit longer +Hold my hand +Just a little bit stronger +Cuz the fire +Is chasing +The words +I’m erasing +I got a tiny little knot in my mind +Floor the pedal +Let the engine erupting +Be the guide +To the tune we are hustling +I got nose +To the grindstone +I got stones +In my bedroom +I got a tiny little knot in my mind +Butterflies further away +Tied up in knots like i’m say say sailing +Corner office but dark as the day +You went away, the sun is pay pay paling +Boot the saddle +And get your best finger +To ring the bell +There’s nobody in here +The key +To your room +Doesn’t work +You’re doomed +You got a tiny little know in your mind +Set aside +All the facts you were born with +Put them down +With the toad so horny +Simple things +Like your voices +Can open up +Choices +With a tiny little knot in your mind" +Hey Paul,"Krugman Why +aren’t you in the administration? Is +there some kind of politicking that I don’t +understand at me? Timothy +Geitner He’s +like some little weasel And +wasn’t he in a position of power, and +all his shit went down in the first +place? When +I listen to you, things seem to make +sense I listen to him, all I hear +is blah blah blah Hey, +Paul Krugman +Where the hell are you, man? Cuz +we need you on the front line Not +just writing for the New +York Times +I’d feel better if you were calling some +shots Instead +of writing your blog and probably thinking a +lot I mean, don’t you have some influence? +Why aren’t you Secretary +of the Treasury? +For god’s sake, man, you won the Nobel +Prize Timothy +Geitner uses TurboTax +When I listen to you, things seem to +make sense I listen to him, all I +hear is blah blah blah Hey, +Paul Krugman +Where the hell are you, man? Obama +breakdown Sing +it with me now When +I listen to you, things seem to make +sense I listen to him, all I hear +is blah blah blah Hey, +Paul Krugman +Where the hell are you, man? Your +country needs you now" +I try to stay so calm,"But the world keeps rattling on +I’ve got mice in my brain +My heart’s a runaway train +I got to stop reading the news +Like I was lost in a dream +I went outside to scream +But everything felt the same +Until suddenly everything changed +I got to stop reading the news" +I'm moving on over,"I'm picking up speed +I'm breaking on out of +These rattling chains +And there's nothing holding me back +Gone, gone i'm wasting nobody's time +gonna live forever +gonna live in the desert +gonna break my fall +with the now or never +And there's nothing holding me back +Gone, gone i'm wasting nobody's time" +Whatever I do it's never enough I can't,"put myself back together again I find the +toughest time and then I go where I +need it I was once bigger than I +am right now I was there's one much +smaller too I was made of you I +was made of d I was made of +something like me and you like me and +you you I can't keep Like +I've been winding up the clock again Brick +by me leave by leave I see myself +when I sleep When +I sleep again I go to sleep at +night I sleep all night the dreams do +you have a plan for when society collaps +in the winter time and no heat for +anybody or in the summertime or it's too +hot to live it's too hot to live +it's too hot Nobody +is a word that I say But +I know no one else to say Nobody +Is there such thing There's +nobody nobody nobody I have nobody I have +nobody have nobody I have nobody" +It's saturday night,"and Mommy and Daddy +are watching star trek +and eating some curry +and you are small +but bigger and bigger +you'll grow and grow +and i can't wait +The future looks bright +in the federation +but things go wrong +and mommy and daddy +are here for you +in the future uncertain +we're here for you +what does the future hold +we'll all get old, we'll all get old +what will the future bring +we'll all sing, we'll all sing +it's saturday night +and mommy and daddy +are watching mindy +daddy's rubbing her butt +her back is whack +but she's gonna get better +it's just a matter of time +daddy's got plans +mommy's got issues +she's also got plans +and they'll bring them all to +you someday +they're making the world +ready for you +to bust in to +it's saturday night +and mommy is stretching +out her soul +into the reaches +of space and time +the delta quadrant +she's boldly going +daddy tries hard +and spins his wheels +let's down his guard +and then he feels +everything +he feels it all +for you +for you" +Kevin McCarthy reaping,"Heck Yeah! +Kevin McCarthy sowing +Oh no! +AOC is having a great time +She’s having a fun time +Having such a good time +George Santos +Wants to be included +I’m one of you now +Let me be included +Matt Gaetz is having a hard time +He’s having a rough time +Having such a tough time +George Santos +Sitting with Boebert +Sitting with Marjorie +He wants to be included" +There’s a Katie for that,"She’s the app you need +For event to do lists +And speaker logistics +Britt keeps an eye on +The fads and trends +You wanna know which is it? +She can tell the difference +Jen’s a calculator +The checks and balances queen +Money can be unpleasant +But she makes it a breeze +Theresea sweat the details +No matter how small they are +If you leave your wallet with her +She alphabetize your cards +Lesley is +performer at heart +Her insights will help to +Set you apart +Jenna treats +Her clients like friends +When it comes to your team +She’s an extension +Diane +Started this company +As a smart 27 year old +Divorced mother of three +Steve’s in Las Vegas +Should I give him a verse" +We're gonna have the 220 I went to,"W. W. +D. C. +Do-ba-doo-do-do-do-do-do-do, say what? Oh +what you see? What +you see? I saw a To-ba-doo-do-do-do-do, +say what? Do-ba-doo-do-do-do-do, +say what? It +was on the next generation MacBook +Pro. Say +what? Do-ba-doo-do-do-do, +say what? I saw OSX +mountain lion. Do-ba-doo-do-do-do, +say what? IOS +6, 200 new features Say +what? Brand +new Maps +cartography by Apple +S ay what? They +drove us over to Coit +Tower Say +what? Fly +over, fly over, fly over Say +what? Say +what? Fly +over, fly over, fly over But +you know what? What's +that? It's +all about the retina display In +the MacBook +Pros 220 PPI +220 PPI +220 PPI +220 PPI +220 PPI +220 PPI +220 PPI" +Make the bed,"In your head +Put the cases +On their pillow places +Stretch the sheets +To goals you meet +And when you make it +Drape the blanket +Around your lobes +With your eyes closed +Nobody knows +Which way it goes +When you make the bed +In your head" +There’s only so many,"Hours in the day +And we can’t use them all +anyway +Bodies break +temples burn +we destroy ourselves +we never learn +That’s why nothing gets done +Take your pick +Take your choice +Have a life +Or a voice +Get distracted +Always on +From the dark +into the dawn +that’s why nothing gets done +Got to feed +the hungry maw +got to tighten +that clenched jaw +every muscle +and every bone +was made to work +was picked and grown +but that’s why nothing ever gets done" +What you got going on,"Don’t have to think that I’m cool +But I want to belong +I may be very small but I am enthusiastic +little participation doesn’t have to be so drastic +Include me, in all the things you’re doing +Include me, the endeavors you’re pursuing +Include me, in the everyday conversations +Include me, I am young have patience +Well I don’t want to be +On the outside of the circle +If you are orange, then I want to be purple +Ask my opinion, and I will astound +On everything beneath the sun and crawling on the ground +Include me, I’m not just a little brat +Include me, here and there and this and that +Include me, in your daily compromises +Include me, in your big and small surprises +Well anyone can see that I got lots to offer +I can play loud or I can play softer +And anywhere you go, I can surely follow +If you are Zeus, well then I will be Apollo +Include me, cus I wanna be in your gang +Include me, just like it ain’t no thing +Include me, and I will dance and dance with joy +Include me, and I will try not to annoy +Include me, cus I’m not just a little brat +Include me, here and there and this and that +Include me, in your daily compromises +Include me, in your big and small surprises +Include me, cus I wanna be in your gang +Include me, just like it ain’t no thing +Include me, and I will dance and dance with joy +Include me, and I will try not to annoy" +I don't know but yeah we'll go look,"at the star don't worry about who you're +not don't worry about who you are this +time Just +put yourself into the frame of mind to +look at the stars together oh oh oh +oh oh oh oh oh Somebody +said that you are not Somebody +said that you are Nobody +knows which is right so don't worry and +look at the stars tonight tonight tonight tonight +Somewhere there's someone that looks just like you +uh oh and they think you're Respond +but they don't know anything anything put on +your plate let's go inside let's lay down +and make a pie let's go outside and +stare at the birds let's go outside and +stare at the tightrope walkers Trying +to make their way through the world Tight +road walkers trying to go trying to go +trying to go" +you smashed the door down,"broke every single plate and glass +you punched a hole in the wall +did anyone ever tell you +you look like a criminal? +with your blood shot eyes +and crooked smile +i think i need a break from you for a while +when your caged canary sings +will you know the song +will you sing along +when the wind rips down your pride +will you run and hide +or admit you're wrong" +Be who you are,"Someday the world will be safe +I wish that I could wave it all away +For you +To be who you are +To alleviate the tightness in your chest +I wish I could put your fear to rest +So you +Could be who you are +And they control +Where you can go +But I believe that someday you’ll be free +No matter what happens +I will be your friend +I want you to count on me +To help you be who you are" +Nobody loves Rick Santorum,"From here on out can we just ignore him +He’ll be left with his sweater vest +And his hatred of love and his hatred of sex +He will never be president +That’s one small victory +Nobody loves Rick Santorum" +Social Regulation of the Neural Response to,"Social Regulation of the Neural Response to +Social Regulation of the Neural Response to Threat +Na Na Na Na Na Na +Social contact promotes enhanced health and well-being, +likely as a function of the social regulation +of emotional responding in the face of various life stressors. +For this fMRI study, +16 married women +were subjected to the threat of electric shock +while holding their husband’s hand, +the hand of an anonymous male, +or no hand at all. +when the women held their husband’s hand. +Results indicated a pervasive attenuation +of activation in the neural systems supporting +emotional and behavioral threat responses +they felt better +more limited attenuation of activation in these systems +occurred when they held the hand of a stranger. +Most strikingly, the effects of spousal hand-holding +on neural threat responses varied as a function +of marital quality, with higher marital quality +predicting less threat related neural activation +in the right anterior insula +superior frontal gyrus +and hypothalamus +during spousal, +but not stranger, hand-holding" +Tell another story,"Tell another lie +Tell it to the wind +Tell it to the sky +When the tally’s counted +And all the votes are cast +Those used to going first +Will be going last +Have another drink +Anything to dull the blow +Tell it to the bartender +Who pours it for you slow +Tell it to the snake +Sneaking in the grass +Those used to going first +Will be going last +You know it just as sure +As the sun will rise again +As a cop goes speeding down the road +On imperial whim +You know it like your fist +Tightening round the glass +Those used to going first +Will be going last +There will be handwringing +And harsh words said +Those used to holding back +Will suddenly forge ahead +You can’t hold on to +The die as it was cast +Those used to going first +Will be going last +There will be an army +And you’ll be at the front +4th down everybody +Will be begging you to punt +But you’re gonna fake it +And you’ll throw that pass +Those used to going first +Will be going last +Tell another story +Tell another lie +Here comes undertaker +Don’t look him in the eye +He’s come to clean up +Don’t look so aghast +Those used to going first +Will be going last" +Three friends Doing,"their best Plugging +away Making +animations They +got an idea Called +Stoner cats About +a woman with Alzheimer’s +that Alleviates +the pain with smoke It’s +sweet and sad with marijuana jokes And +Mila Kunis +Says, “Let’s do this.” And +let’s fund it with NFTs +Big sale The +hype is real Vitalik +and Ashton +Kuchter are there They +sell out Instantlay +8 million dollars in a single day They +complete the episodes But +the degens don’t care any more Price +goes down FUD +abounds They +become the butt of the jokes now Two +years go by NFTs +die, and then Come +back to life And +they die again Three +friends Have +gone away Having +made the thing That +they wanted to make It’s +back to the Hollywood +grind Plugging +away til they suddenly find strange letter From +the SEC +That says you sold unregistered securities What +the fuck does that mean? What’s +a security? And +what’s it have to do with a jpeg +of a cat on the blockchain So, +what our three friends didn’t know Is +they were on the set of a totally +different show And +they just got cast in a starring role +And they can’t say no And +that now they owe The +government a million dollars It’s +a workplace comedy With +a wacky boss at a place called the +SEC Which +regulates Securities +But here’s the funny thing They’ve +deemed everything To +be securities It’s +Gary Gensler’s +SEC He’s +the wacky boss in a workplace comedy Where +a government agency Can +force artists to destroy their art Called +Gary Gensler’s +SEC It’s +takes place in alternate reality Where +every single piece of art Is +scrutinized and torn apart Capcioous +and arbitrailiy By +a a government authority" +There’s three Starbucks,"within 10 minutes of my house And +they know me and my order in each +one My +name is Union +in the app So +when they call my name to tell me +my drink is done They +call out Union +It’s record heat in the Atlantic +and all around the world It’s +all happening so fast UPS +workers merely threatened to strike And +they got everything they asked Because +of unions There +are people that think space lasers are causing +fires The +truth is too simple and sad The +AMPTP is not budging in their demands It’s +not enough simply to be mad You +need a union" +Water pools down in the low spot,"Wanna run but it’s just too damn hot +Put a tarp right over the basement +So flood won’t wash us away, son +Daw is all swabbed out +And the roof needs another solar panel +So when the center can’t hold and we fall down +We can still charge the car and get out +Water pools down in the low spot +Wash away all the sins we forgot +Rip tide with the moon getting lower +Til it crash and send us all going +Water pools down in the low spot +All the days are going slower than I thought +All the months go by just like that +And I can’t keep up with the cash trap +Water pools down in the low spot +No matter how hard we try to stop +The best we can do is to know that +It’s always been ok up to now" +No innate skill,"And no famous father +He’s got no rhythm +It’s like why bother +But nobody ever +Made something of themselves +By giving up before they start +And sometimes +It’s like the hare and the tortoise +Lonely voice in the woods +Does any body notice +He tells himself it matters +Because it all comes from the heart +And one day +Turns into twenty +Insecurity +He’s got plenty +31 days and beyond +Never enough" +These are ugly mother fucking punks,"Nobody knows where they came from +One day they just arrived +The bastard twinkle in their eye +Misshapen and colored wrong +Too many hits of a poison bong +Ugly cousins to the popular kids +But they don’t really give one damn shit" +So rarely do you get exactly what you,"want Exactly +when you want it, because you’re not a +god guitar can be in tune only with +itself And +not be in tune with anything else It’s +so cold why don’t they turn on the +heat I shouldn’t sit here staring at the +internet I’ve +got places to go and people to meet +And I’ve +got to write my daily song I’m +just singing thoughts As +they jump into my mind I should brush +my teeth I didn’t brush my teeth last +night I was so damn tired I think +I was recovering From +the crazy weekend Playing +video games My +hands are frozen as I type this My +run this morning was really hard It’s +hard to run on snow, like it’s hard +to run on sand It’s +supposed to be really warm this week Sometimes +you have to wait To +get the things you want Sometimes +the things you want Never +ever come guitar can be in tune only +with itself And +not be in tune with anything else I +should put on gloves or something I’ve +got to go into the city The +battery on this computer, has pretty much gone +kaput I really don’t want to go to +the apple store" +This old guitar is falling apart,"It’s pretty much how I got my start +I can’t keep it together no +When guitars die where do they go +This old guitar will soon be wood +Return to the dust like it should +One more song for old times sake +Before it’s ripped apart by an earthquake" +Socialism had a big win last night,"Socialism had a big big win +And if we keep on keeping the fight +We can keep winning again and again +So join the DSA, my friends +If you want a better world to live in +Socialism had a big win last night +Socialism had a big big win" +"Jupiter, sittin' in a chair He","wanted to, I didn't want him to sit +there I wanted him to come and sit +in the nook But +he said, no, no, no papa, look I +want to sit in the chair, I want +to sit in the chair Jupiter, +knocked over the phone I said, hey, little +boy, leave me alone Leave +me that phone alone, because it's filming us +for the song He +said, papa, I just want to sit in +the chair all along I want to sit +in the chair, I want to sit in +the chair Now +you came here, what? I can't see you, +where are you? So +we Jupiter, +we had a call to start I said, +Jupiter, I love you and call it my +heart Rule +number one is never turn off the camera +I'll move the chair so you can sit +it over there So +you sit in the chair, you can sit +in the chair Sit +that part with me, and sit in the +chair Sit +in the chair, sit in the chair Come +on sit in the chair, come on sit +in the chair Oh, +can we do another part of it? Why?" +Everything is odd,"And there’s no god +It’s just vibrations +It’s just vibrations, man +Sympathetic +You can go out and get it +Resonating +You can go down swinging +Listen to my tale +About Noah and the whale +You are the octopus +Who sits and watches us +In parallel +All will be well +It’s just vibrations +It’s just vibrations, man" +On November 15th 2012,"I will have written 1400 songs +And on the 15th through the 18th +I will sing all of them +At the Invisible Dog in Brooklyn +and You are invited +It's gonna be a livestreaming telethon +I want to raise at least $20,000 +For Sweet Relief Charity +They get healthcare to working musicians +1400 Songs in one very long performance +1400 songs and you are invited +There's a website called Recordsetter.com +And they will officiate a world record +For the most songs sung in a single performance +This record does not yet exist +Also, I am making books +With lyrics and chord charts +For every one of these songs +So you can get on stage and play along +Come to New York in november +I want you to be involved +1400 Songs in one very long performance +1400 songs and you should be involved" +What kind of song,"Do you want me to sing +The kind that makes you laugh +Or the kind that brings +Sadness to mind +Of sobering times +With complicated rhythms +And too many rhymes +What kind of song +Would you prefer today +Not that I’ll listen +To you any way +Do you want it produced +Or want it acoustic +I’ll listen to you +And then do what i’ll do it +What kind of song +Were you hoping for +When you clicked the button +To hear one more +I’ll write it quick +Lickety split +Then I gotta change the laundry +Cuz my clothes don’t fit +What kind of song +On an infinite scale +Would be long enough +In the long tail +On an infinite timeline +How many songs +Will I write before I’m +Dead and gone" +two challengers,"pick up their controllers +this ain't for old folks with their walkers +or babies with their strollers +this is go for pro honey +only the best +to compete you must be fierce +and proably a little messed up in the head +you're dead +if you hesitate +so blow into that cartridge +and stay up really late +ten challengers +playing bomberman +they can't all win it +only one of them can +so they battle it out +and they're bombing left and right +it'd be a bad bad scene if you +were down there in the fight +you would be scared +so watch +in awe as they compete +the thrill of victory +and the agony of defeat +two challengers again +in the fighting match +it was street fighter earlier +now it's mortal kombat +after many long rounds +of duking it out +it all comes down to this +no turning back now +you better bring it +and ring it +the belly bell bell +knock his head off his chest +and send him down to hell" +Can you�� write a song about Mr. Potato Head?,"MJsdanglebaby 21 hours ago 10  +song about a man with a farting alarm clock. +UnoriginalChance 1 hour ago +Mr Potato Head had a farting alarm clock +It didn't fart very loud +So he was late for his date with destiny +And he's just french fry's now +So all you kids +With your farting alarm clocks +Make sure they eat their beans +Or else you'll be cut up into itty bitty pieces +And sold with a big mac with cheese +Hey Mr. Potato Head +Turn up the farts +Turn up the farts" +Dishes in the sink,"Laundry never done +Phone calls to make +And a healthy kind of run +Off the beaten path +you'll find a little frog +who's really good at math +and telling you you're wrong +he's the wrong frog +he's the wrong frog +he's the wrong frog +he's the wrong frog +he's the wrong frog +he's the wrong frog +he's the wrong frog +and he'll tell you that you're wrong" +Baby we were never ‘sposed to meet,"But some enterprising fish believed +That happiness could be found on land +But, oh that’s when all my troubles began +So bury me there +Bury me there +In the ocean, the ocean +In the ocean +In the ocean +In the ocean +Beneath the waves where predators roam +It’s natural we would find our home +I’m lost, I’m lost +To the world of man +I long to be home +To be home again +Oh bury me +Oh bury me +Beneath the ocean +The ocean +Ocean ocean +Oh pretty baby, ocean +Oh, beneath the ocean +The ocean, ocean +Oh pretty baby, ocean +Oh, beneath the ocean +Ocean, ocean +Oh pretty baby, ocean +Oh, beneath the ocean" +I would never turn you away,"If you showed up at my door +I would never make you say +Some kind of magic words +Because who am I to judge +My house is made of lies +My brain is made of mud +I carry all my family ties +In a chain around my neck +That drags across the floor +And just when you least expect +You don’t need it anymore +So I would never turn you away +Because you are just like me +And every single day +We work towards infinity" +Taiwan is a country,"It lies on the tropic of cancer +It’s general climate is marine tropical +Oh Taiwan is a country +Taiwan is a country +The north and central are subtropical +The south is tropical +The mountains are temperate +They get 100 inches of rain per year +Taiwan is a country +Typhoons in the summer +Rain in the northeast in November +Yeah Taiwan +It’s a country" +So the question that was asked was because you brought muffins,"The muffins +The muffins +Correct +The muffins +Muffins +The muffins +Muffins +The muffins for me +The muffins +The muffins +The muffins +The muffins +Correct +The muffins +Muffins +The muffins +Muffins +The muffins for me +The muffins for me +Why did your husband get the muffins +He did not +He did not +He did not get the muffins +Why did your husband get the muffins +We can stop talking about the muffins +The muffins +The muffins +The muffins +Correct +The muffins +The muffins +The muffins +Muffins +The muffins +The muffins +The muffins +The muffins +The muffins +Correct +The muffins +Muffins +The muffins +Muffins +The muffins for me +The muffins +Why did your husband get the muffins +He did not +He did not +He did not get the muffins +Why did your husband get the muffins +We can stop talking about the muffins" +Either you’re with us,"Or your not with us +Which way you gonna turn +You gonna wait +Till the suns exploding +And just watch the world burn +Some folks have all the answers +They prescribe them out like medication +But the answers you got before +Won’t stack up any more +We’re running out of time and patience +But you can’t change +The world from here +You can’t get there without moving +You can’t change the world from here +You can only ever do what you are doing +I voted for Nader +In 2000 +I even wrote the guy a song +8 years later +And a great big war +Boy howdy, I was wrong +If I could I would convince you +But all I got are songs +And you might not even like them anyway +I’ve waiting all my life +For a moment just like this +So I am just gonna say" +Do you want some eggs?,"Yes. +Will you eat it if I make it? +Yes. +Do you want some pancakes? +Yes. +Will you eat it if I make it? +Yes. +Do you want a hot dog? +Yes. +Will you eat it if I make it? +Yes. +Do you want some +Mac and cheese? +Yes. +Do you eat it if I make it? +Yes. +Will you eat it? +Yes, if I make it. +Will you eat it if I make it? +Yes. +You want some waffles? +Yes. +Will you eat it if I make it? +Yes. +Do you want some toast? +Yes. +Will you eat it if I make it? +Yes. +Do you want some apple juice? +Yes. +Will you drink it if I make it? +Yes. +Do you want something else? +Yes. +Will you eat it if I make it? +Yes. +Will you eat it? +Yes, if I make it? +Yes. +Heated one if I make it. +One? +Yeah. +No." +Where there is nothing,"There's something +And where there is something +There is nothing +Something +Nothing +Something +Nothing" +It's so hot and I wanna write a,"song right now I really wanna rearrange my +studio but that'll be so much work that'll +be so much work that'll be so much +work it's impossible this old ukulele won't stay +in tune it's been with me from here +to the moon I gotta rearrange the studio +but it's so much work it's so much +work it's so much work it's so much +work this ukulele has a big hole on +it it's been there for many a year +you can see I used to put duct +tape over it Till +I realized the hole made it sound better +and it wasn't so much work but rearranging +my studio would be all Would +be a lot of work but it's been +in this configuration for over a year and +that's just too long for me to bear +oh that's just too long for me to +bear I could rearrange it or I could +just sing But +I really want to rearrange it would be +a lot of work A +lot a lot a lot of work work +work it be a lot of work A +lot a lot a lot a lot of +work work" +Mom,"Mom come outside +There's a book a rebuffalo or some shit just like +Where the are you going +Ma +This is some fucking +National +Geographic shit" +You went to the supermarket and got your,"turkey wrapped in plastic You +cooked it in the oven, it should come +out fantastic The +whole family’s coming over You +got on your evening gown But +creeping up behind you all moist and golden +brown Its +the zombie turkey She's +coming to pay you back Zombie +turkey Zombie +turkey Well +you run up the stairs to the bathroom +and lock the door You +can hear her bony legs down there banging +on the floor She +is coming ever closer and now you look +out the window And +see an entire neighborhood overrun by zombie turkeys +They are zombie turkeys and they are coming +to pay you back Zombie +turkeys Zombie +turkeys Gobble +gobble gobble Gobble +gobble gobble Gobble +gobble gobble Gobble +gobble gobble She's +banging down the door now looks like there's +no escape You +know you can't outrun her because your fat +and out of shape If +only you ate less and exercised more you +would be thinner What +a terrible way to go, to be eaten +by your dinner By +a zombie turkey who is coming to pay +you back Gobble +gobble gobble Gobble +gobble gobble Gobble +gobble gobble Gobble +gobble gobble Gobble +gobble gobble Gobble +gobble gobble Gobble +gobble gobble Gobble +gobble gobble" +I gave the autocratic alien my phone number,"And told them to call me some time +And I was dragged into the supermarket +Under pressure like the water was pushing down I couldn’t move +I was dodging great balls of energy +Just like some kind of video game +And that’s all that I can remember +Of the dream I had two days ago +The dream I had two days ago +The dream I had two days ago +That’s all I can remember about the dream +I had two days ago" +You think you know it You,"think you're ready to do it All +right 1 2 3 4 Screw +the Jones +in this perfect face of friends you want +consequences yous need consonants following some sort You +guys sound amazing Don't +be average at your head Be +great at your head oh yeah Let's +add a little oh yeah Be +in there if that feels okay Tim +Ryan was newly married with two kids to +boot They +took the kids to get a dog but +they came back with two now he's getting +kissed or he's getting licked every day Ordinary +people can be extraordinary Oh +One two three chorus Screw +the Joneses +Perfect Facebook +friends you are consequent oh yeah you're going +to be confidence Always +some scorecard someone said you should don't be +average at your bad Be +great at your good old Roy +drank smuggled mezcal with the founder of Southwest +and then and one day Sam +Walton called Roy +collect Sam +said roy you got no team Why +the hell not Roy +said one riot one ranger What +kind of problem you got Whoa +One two three Chorus +Screw the Joneses +Perfect Facebook +friend oh man You +want consequence you're gonna need Constance +Always some sort of mother someone said you +should don't be average after bad Be +great after good Oh +yeah I don't even have to sing because +you can sing it for me It's +amazing Laura +got into law school She +said this isn't for me And +Laura met the man of her mother's dream +The worst career advice is follow your passion +And the four worst words in the English +language are you'll be happy when Oh +One two three chorus Through +the jungle perfect Facebook +friends you are consequence You're +gonna need consonants following some scorecard someone said +you should don't be average after bad Be +great at your good oh yeah Now +we're gonna do chorus two more times We're +gonna add some snaps okay Snap +snap Yeah +Oh that's nice I can just shake like +this all day to that So +do it once with snaps And +then we're gonna add in the claps Okay +Go from snaps to faster the second time +You ready Screw +the Joneses +Perfect Facebook +friends you want count to the friends You'd +going to need consonants Always +some scorecard someone said you should don't be +average at your bed Be +pray that you could oh yeah here we +go Clam +clap clap loud through the face of friends +you are consequent Always +someone said you should don't be average and +too bad we pay attention oh yeah Oh +yeah Oh +yeah Oh +yeah Thank +you all so much You're +amazing I guess I'll +be somewhere signing and giving those videos so +I can make a video Thanks +a lot" +Saturday I wake up to the woman I,"love Then +I get up and put on my little +red shorts and I go running In +the woods near my house it feels good +to breath that fresh air When +I come home I put on my comfy +pants And +just cause I feel like it I do +a comfy dance I chop up some garlic, +I grate up some beets And +then my hands get all red like I +murdered somebody It's +time to eat some homemade hummus some homemade +baba ganush Man +it sure is yummy I wish I could +share it with you Finally +I go in my room and shut the +door It’s +time to write my song for the day +With me its songs galore For +the last 315 days I have written as +many songs in many ways And +I won't stop till I hear the phrase +Jonathan I'm +afraid your dead" +Everybody’s got a song,"Snap your fingers or clap your hands +You were made for music +You were born knowing how to dance +There are cave paintings +35000 years old +But we been singing +Since before we don’t even know +You can feel it +You can’t help but feel it +Your body will reveal it +It’s written in your brain +Your think you’re tone deaf +You’ve just forgotten how to sing +It’s been replace with all kinds of +Quote unquote important things +You can feel it +And when you feel it you can’t lose it +And so let your body move it +It’s written in your brain" +I'm gonna stand right here until the world explodes around me,"I'm gonna stand right here until the sun goes super nova +There's nothing you can say or do +To make me budge or up and move +I'm gonna stand right here until the floods are washing over +I'm gonna stand right here until the gates of hell are opened +If you try to take me from this place +I will stare really hard right at your face +I'm gonna stand right here +You'll never make me back down +I'm gonna stand right here +You can't push me around +I'm gonna stand right here until the last light goes out +I'm gonna stand right here until the government falls down +These legs were made for standing here +I've got a pocket full of food and head full of ideas +I'm gonna stand right here until the snow is all melted +I'm gonna stand right here until the bridges have fallen +Mysteries will be opened and closed +And I'll stand here as the whole world goes" +"Winning feels good, losing feels bad","These are just some observations I’ve had +Winning feels good, losing feels bad +Winning feels happy, loosing feels sad +There are just some observations I’ve had" +I haven't written my song a day yet today,"I just performed the +Mario opera +It went really good +I hope +But to show you video very soon now +I'm in the back of a cab riding home and +I'm gonna go to bed cause +I'm really tired" +Jason likes to draft things He's,"obsessed with drafting things All +the things will be drafted eventually It'll +culminate in a draft draft where the biggest +and the best in the best drafts will +be drafted Even +jewelry The +SNL draft went off the rails before Jason +even did the intro spot I can't believe +you've given me the robot The +word young link is redundant Young +means one thing and link means the same +thing Space +children What +up my young youngs My +young young space children What +up my young youngs douche commercial I don't +like sand Everything +here is smooth Don't +forget Don't +ever forget to couple it with a caress +This is such a turn on And +for his encore he rides a pig cow +And he falls off The +capering Oh +the capering Here's +Baru You +guys like Baru +Doo wa do diddy diddy doo wa doo +doo Serenity +struggles to form complete sentences And +lo Merlin +did walk along the road with no shoulder +And verily he did find He +found a McDonald's +and he brought some back He +brought it back to his family He +brought it back to his family Steve +picks Ben +Picking listener at the end Picking +Steve Picking +Lori Jennison +Chad Picking +Steve Picking +Skeletor Ben +picking listener at the end picks Picking +Steve Picking +Lori Jennison +Chad Picking +Steve Picking +Steve Does +the Whopper +have a moral code I know the sound +of an imperial flow butter zone in the +shame hole Ba +ba ba ba ba ba ba ba Brianna +hates the whale The +mean woody angel fly liberal massive hand waver +Yum to your head Cannon +The word young lay is redundant Young +means one thing and ling means the same +Same thing Space +children What +up my young youngs Space +children What +up my young youngs Space +children What +up my young youngs Kiki's +flying on a broomstick and she has a +cat Now +she's over a town which is a place +where people live She's +encountering problems with weather and other witches Here +come some seagulls Watch +out for the poop Keep +kidding Watch +out for the poop Keep +kid What +up my young Watch +out for the poop" +"It's humid, it's stupid","It's so humid it's stupid +It's not that hot +not not at all +but humidity is filling me +with rage oh oh +with rage oh oh +it's a muggy mess +and i try my best +to not break down +but nonetheless +i can't go on +my race is run +this song is over +though it may fill you +with rage +with rage +in the comments" +"Nice King, NIce King","Nice King, Nice King, oh Oh +Nice King, NIce King +Nice King +Nice King, light the candles +For 8 nights all the princesses +Will bring you presents +And give you treasures +They'll keep you warm in the spirit of the season +Nice King have a latke +Turtle Princess made you matzoh brie +With fresh eggs +Princess Princess Princess they're all in love with you +Nice King +You're amazing +You're beardless and fearless +And every princess wants you +Nice King +You could have everything +Just keep the beard off +And keep the fire burning +Nice king hear them calling +They want you to choose +Which one you gonna marry +On the 8th day of Hanukkah +Before the candles go out and +your beard grows back" +I had a dollar in my pocket and,"I gave it away I didn't know what +they would spend it on I didn't care +There's a wall between what I think and +what I say I wouldn't have any friends +if it wasn't there Cause +I'm a cold soul With +a warm heart When +the center doesn't hold We +fall apart I put my mind to work +at the problem at hand wasp flew in +the room and I'm +terrified How +can I talk to him so he'll understand? +Just get out of my room, man, get +out of my life Cause +I'm a cold soul With +a warm heart When +the center doesn't hold We +fall apart I go to bed at 10 +every night and I wake up at 6 +And then I stare at my phone until +about 7 o'clock Then +I run 5 miles through the park over +rocks and sticks Then +I get my day started with the building +blocks ." +The barbecue village Feel,"this election the video's covering up covering up +the barbecue village Feel +this selection the video's covering up covering up +get frickin raccoons Ah +Jesus freaking raccoons Get +freaking raccoons Ah +Jesus freaking raccoons The +one cry villain steal this elected the video's +covering it up God +cover it up The +b cry village Kill +this elective N's +covering it up cover it up They +want our for the world Give +us our free Joe +Biden for the world The +video is coming up get covering up feeling +that feeling ass feeling Get +freaking raccoons man Jesus +freaking raccoons God +get frickin raccoons Ah +Jesus frickin raccoons Where +were we What +was the last question" +And I’m,"on the opposite sidewalk, oh yeah And +I’m walking that concealed pridewalk, oh yeah There’s +a cat in a tree on the way +to the castle on the hill near where +we used to live So +together and alone And +I’m sad cus I can’t find a ladder +oh no And +I’m glad now that I know what mattered, +oh yeah In +the wake of a boat washed up on +the lawn In +the bushes and the raspberries smushed all their +juice on the snails And +I’m fighting with deer and wizards, oh yeah +Preparing for coming blizzards, oh yeah And +I’m on the opposite sidewalk, oh yeah And +I’m walking that concealed pridewalk, oh yeah" +Wandering around the garden Were,"preposterous giraffes Munching +sugar pears from the tree tops And +following gravel paths And +Billy was one of them Accepted +as their own Bombs +fell on Dresden +Billy in a zoo alone The +giants walked and The +giants walked They +walked destroyed and walked Billy's +mother talked She +always talked And +the bird said poo tee weet By +the year 2000 the world population will be +7 billion I suppose they will all want +dignity Billy's +dad threw him in the deep end and +then took him to the grand canyon This +was why he went crazy two giraffes approached +him coming from opposite sides with muscular upper +lips shaped like bugle bells and beautiful giraffe +eyes They +kissed him and they kissed him Horns +like velvet door knobs Jesus +was definitely dead At +5 feet 3.5 inches long Everything +was beautiful Was +beautiful, was beautiful Everything +was beautiful and nothing hurt 'Leven cent cotton, +forty cent meat How +in the world can poor man eat? Pray +for the sunshine cause it will rain Things +getting worse driving all insane Built +a nice bar, painted it brown Lightning +came along and burnt it down No +use talking' on any man's beat With +'leven cent cotton and forty cent meat The +saucer was one hundred feet in diameter With +portholes around it's rim The +light from the portholes was a pulsing purple +The only noise it made was the owl +song Everything +was beautiful Was +beautiful, was beautiful Everything +was beautiful and nothing hurt" +Punk 4 1 5 6,"Looks like he’d pick up drum sticks +And play drums in the band +With his blue bandana on +He’s having parties on the lawn +He’s doing naked hand stands +Because he’s worth 1 million dollars +Because he’s worth 1 million dollars +Look at that ape! +Look at him play! +Look at that ape! +He likes to party! +Look at that ape! +He likes to say! +It cost a million bucks +To buy me +Punk 6 9 6 5 +Has an insatiable sex drive +And just look at that smirk +He’s one of just 24 apes +Don’t let him go to waste +You gotta put that ape to work" +If I had known all along,"That you would be the one +Maybe I wouldn’t have been +So worried all the time +I knew you when we were just +Kids out on our own +Laughing at the end of the world +In the middle of the night +So things have worked out +Better than I thought they could +I still worry cuz I don’t +Know how to turn it off +But I’m with you +If I had known all along +The place I am right now +Maybe I wouldn’t have +Written so many songs +For girls that I only thought +I liked cuz I was lonely +And they smiled at me +And I was young" +Shl0ms fooled the internet,"Into thinking gmail was being shut down +That feeling that you felt +When maybe for a split second +You were fooled and thought, “oh fuck +What am I gonna do?” +That’s art. +Shl0ms is truly anonymous +couple of times I thought I knew who they were +But I don’t +What is obelisk +I have no idea +But oh god damn I’m excited to find out" +I don't understand how to use Twitter,"The more I tweet the more I'm lost +It seems like I should try to be funny +But I'm not funny so it's a lost cause +Or maybe I should tweet +Really interesting links +But somehow that sounds like a full time job +I wish that I could cheat +And buy followers like Romney +But hey I'm not that desperate +And not that much of a knob +I don't understand Twitter +I don't understand it just one bit +I don't understand Twitter +But I don't think I can quit +So I'll keep using Twitter +And blindly grope about +And my tweets will remain sub optimal +Until someone helps me out +I Don't Understand Twitter!" +Will you ever offer me another cup of tea,"Will you ever give me what +I want and what +I want +I never look to you for all the answers +I'm just a dog in the wintertime +Wintertime +I'm just a dog in the wintertime winter time +I'm just a dog in the wintertime +Will you ever ever do what +I ask you +Will you ever think everything that +I told you was true that +I knew was you that +I wanted to be what you wanted me to be +Just a golden mood to tell me just to go +Will you ever offer me another cup of tea +Will you ever tell me everything that's on your mind +Are we ever going to be boxed in that language +Are we ever going to figure that shit out today +Cause +I'm just a dog in the wintertime winter time +Just a dog in the winter time with the jacket on +Just a dog in the winter winter time +Just a dog in me do it through for a pee outside +Will you give me some tea inside +Will you give me some hot chocolate +Will you let me know if you're feeling uncomfortable comfortable +Will you let me know if you're just in another language +Another place +Al +Together now +Just a dawn in the winter time +Winter time +With a jacket on +Running down through the snow +Just a beautiful time +Wintertime on and on and on through the snow +There snow there snow" +Well here comes the hurricane,"Look out, it’s coming +It’s gonna blow you down, yeah +It’s gonna blow you down, yeah +Oh look down the East Coast yeah +Earthquakes, yeah +And hurricanes coming around, yeah +It’s gonna blow you down, yeah +It’s gonna blow you down +It’s gonna blow you down,. Yeah +I’m serious, folks +Hurricanes are dangerous +Seek shelter and be careful +Stock up on dry goods +Have contingency plans +Cuz it just may knock you down, yeah +Could blow you down, oh +It’s gonna blow you down, yeah +It’s gonna blow you down +My YouTube fan Spitznagl +Just got me this guitar +It was mighty fine of him +And now I can warn you all +With an epic guitar +So stay safe and warm +Stay out of harm +Take shelter from the storm +Cuz it just might blow you down, yeah +Gonna blow you down, ohhh +Could blow you down, yeah +Oh yeah +Stay safe and warm +Stay out of harm +Take shelter from the storm because I just might blow you down +Yeah +Could blow you down, yeah +Could blow you down, oh +Could blow you dow, oh yeah +Thanks Spitznagl +Gonna blow you down +Thanks Spitznagl, oh yeah +Hope I’m pronouncing that right +It could blow you down" +"Dear Jessica, Michael and Tom","Dear Ajit and Mignon +You all seem like reasonable people +Don't set us up this bomb +Don't kill the internet +Don't blow up this wonderful thing +This place that i come everyday +To dance and play and sing +Right now I sing on YouTube +That large Google beast +Under the rules that you're proposing +Google could have a feast +They could pay for faster connections +And then I would be stuck +Any upstart video sharing site +Would be shit out of luck +You should be hammering ISPs +They should be broken up +They don't need this extra revenue +I think they've had enough +The ISPs all suck +Do you work for us or them? +Do what's right for the people you serve +Go out on a limb +Don't blow up my home +History will judge +Are you gonna kill creativity? +Or help give it a nudge +The internet's amazing +In a million different ways +I don't wanna have to tell my son +About the good old days" +When I got nothing left to say,"Stop singing +When have I got nothing left to give +I won’t say it +I won’t say it +I’m not the kind of guy +Who falls away +I’m not the kind of guy +That falls away +When I’m old and gray +And I’m falling down +When I’m old and gray +And I’m all alone +When I got one more to give +I’ll give it to you +When I got no more to give +I will give it to you +I will give it to you +‘Cause I’m not the kind of guy +Who will fall away +I’m not the kind of guy +Who falls away +I’m not the kind of guy +Who falls away-y-y-y +I’m not the kind of guy +Who falls away-y-y-y +Ay ay" +Go go for pro,"Go go for pro +Hey everybody what you doing right now +It's time to go for pro +Beverages +Hey what you budget +Never gotta do it now +Gotta play +Go for pro +Pineapple +Hey +I love you +Will you come and go for pro +God +I love you +Everything's out the window but +I'm gonna go for pro +Emergency +Eat that mergency +Don't get sick +Go for pro spices +Everybody coming inside right now +Gonna go for pro +Dry erase markers +Drink some beers have some fun +Gonna go for pro +We're gonna sleep +Pizza on my mind in my brain +Go for pro +Pop chips +Everybody eating like they're going for pro +Oh yeah +It's going insane in my brain going for pro +Hey remember these +Go for pro for pro for pro +Go for pro for pro for pro +Leftovers +Go for pro for pro for pro +Tortillas +Go for pro for pro for pro +High end stuffed animals +Is it snowing +I don't know +I want to go for pro +I want to go down the rowboat +Row row for pro +I don't know +Do you know +Gotta ride the hoe for a pro +Up and down left and right +Wash the dishes for a pro" +I don’t want no,"Fake Aunt Jamima +Gimme pure maple syrup +No nothing’s finer +Than Vermont maple syrup +Straight from the tree +Take it to the sugar shack +And make it so maple-y +Vermont Maple Syrup +That’s the stuff I want +The magical green mountains +Way up in Vermont" +She’s cuddling the baby,"I’m cuddling a pillow +I’m having a nightmare +He doesn’t care though +So still when he’s sleeping +tornado awake +I feel like it’s my butt +In every chance he takes +And kids are getting older +Faster now than ever +Plastic in their blood +Heavy metal in the river +Stars be exploding +Planets being hurled +Let’s turn our attention +To the end of the world +I want to take the ferry +But the subway’s so much faster +If I’m late to the party +There’s no bigger disaster +And I’d like to climb a tree +But there’s no tree to climb +I acquiesce to gravity +And I’m wrestling with time +I keep fear in my chest +And pain in my belly +I’ll be Frankenstein +You be Mary Shelly +I’m not getting royalties +From the pictures that I took +The fault lines aren’t responsible +For the cities that they shook +Nobody’s a stranger +When you’ve said hello +But there’s things about your mother +That you’ll never know +When I swim in the ocean +I feel so exposed +I miss having a lawn +And I miss dirt roads +Forgetting obligations +Is one of my biggest fears +My heart starts to race +Pounding in my ears +I don’t need reminders +I keep it all up here +Until a rouge thought alien +Suddenly appears +I think things are changing +Like light in outer space +She thinks that it’s always +Moved at the same pace +Time seems to compress +But she’s like, that’s just how it is +Nothing really phases her +She’s got no fucks to give +She’s cuddling the baby +I’m cuddling my arm +He’s really close getting +Animas from the farm +He climbs up to the window +I’m not sure what he sees +He climbs down carefully +Yells and grabs my knees" +Roberta Claus,"Hangs up her hat +And pours herself a drink +She’s been pulled +This way and that +She hasn’t had a chance to think +I’d wish you a merry Christmas +If I thought that it would help +But the trees won’t look at me +And I’m falling down +Roberta Claus +Sleeps till noon +And ignores the telephone +She’s been writing poetry +For the moon +And eating every meal alone +I’d wish you a merry Christmas +If I thought that it would help +But the elves have unionized +And I’m falling down" +They found tomorrow live in Utah,"Nobody knows where it came from maybe it +portends the unicorns and how they gonna then +pull us down Pull +us down Even +as people lay there dying they deny the +truth that level of denial is impressive they +won't had the proof it's right there and +I'm dying and I don't want to know +where you come from but when I'm +from we call it doors the feeling again +when the world keeps turning and you say +oh no oh oh no I can't run +as fast as I used to that makes +me feel ashamed I don't know what to +do with my body Nothing +is the same we all been Now +I'm old enough to know but not so +old that I give up and now I'm +old enough to say that I have had +enough of emotion and there's unicorns everywhere I +look Quite +literally because of my daughter Even +though she's not into you unicorn so much +anymore Anymore +that's how it go I've +been playing Pokemon +Go a lot with my son Into +Pokemon before but now it's pretty fun Doing +it with him makes all the difference" +This is my baritone ukulele,"And +I play it +When +I don't know what else to play +I don't know +So +I just won't play anything else at all +Play anything else at all +This is my baritone you +Lately +And +I play it now just like +I played it many years +For many years out +Now +I feel those years in my fingers and my toes +Now +I feel those fingers on these old ukulele strings +O this is my baritone you +But lately after singing a song +I put my phone down on my desk +I didn't even care about it all +My little baritone ukulele +This is now the first song that +I written about my baritone you could now not the first song +I've written +About it about it about it about it +Baritone baritone" +Take it down,"Put it up +Tell the truth +All you like +Turn around +That’s enough +Put a boot +On your bike +Have a cow +Have a cow +Have a cow +Have a cow" +If I ever run out of things to sing,"You will put me down +Put me out of my +If I ever run out on your again +Then you will cut my +Cut out my tongue +This brain, this brain is all I got +This soul, it weighs me down +These feet, too big for shoes I bought +When I was just a little one +Jesus loved Mary +But she was not a hooker +She took him and she loved him +He loved her and took her +Yeah he loved her and took her +The son of God took her +And made love to her +He listened to her +And they call her a hooker +Cuz they couldn’t handle +The truth of their relationship +I always felt sad about that +So if I ever run out of things to sing +You will put me down +Put me out of my +If I ever run out on you again +You will cut out my +You will cut out my tongue +(Don’t forget to vote +Vote dot Songatron dot com +Hope you enjoyed today’s song +Ohhh yeah +White background in the house +Wazzup +I can’t believe I just said Wazzup +Anyways +In Connecticut for a few more days +Anyway… +I don’t seem to be taking song requests +But you can keep leaving them +Yeahhh)" +I’ve been having all these,"Apocalyptic dreams +Everything we know is gone +In just one moment +I can’t escape these +Apocalyptic dreams +They follow me in daylight +And crush me in my sleep +I know mistakes were made +In the yellow clown parade +great big tidal wave +Will wash us all away +I can’t escape these +Apocalyptic dreams +They follow me in daylight +And crush me in my sleep +There were 7 headless wheels +And 9 dead broken seals +picture of a purse +Burning in the words +I can’t escape these +Apocalyptic dreams +They follow me in daylight +And crush me in my sleep +I’ve been having all these +Apocalyptic dreams +I’ll close my eyes tonight +And let out a final sigh" +I was working in a sweet shop in,"the south of England +when she and her friends came in by +chance we struck up a conversation Cause +my T +shirt said My +Chemical Romance +My boss yelled at me Cause +I should have been working we swapped instant +messenger names I couldn't have known it then +that nothing would ever be the same and +we talked online all week all week and +met up again at the sweet shop and +this turned into regular lunches and long chats +at night to fill the gaps Me +and Chilly +Chilly and me it may sound silly she's +the reason I'm +breathing yeah she's the reason the reason the +reason that I'm +breathing Me +and Tilly +Tilly and me it may sound silly she's +the reason I'm +breathing She's +the reason she's always been there when I +needed someone Even +back that night in January +Things got dark but she was right there +holding my hand the dark and scary of +things Things +moved quicker and time went by and words +came suddenly Before +I could shy away Would +it be okay if I told you that +maybe a thing of mine Love +you we're inseparable now when these paintings stand +as our hopes and our dreams Our +biggest desire Cat +on her lap Baby +in my arms Dog +curled up by her roaring fire Me +and Chilly +Chilly and me and May +sound silly she's the reason I'm +breathing yeah she's the reason the reason that +I'm breathing Me +and Tilly +Tilly and Me +it may sound silly she's the reason I'm +breathing She's +the reason I'm +breathing Happy +New Year's +Very much thanks to Laura +Kate Dale +for going first as it were with the +January collab thingamabob thingy thing She +made the video and did those drums and +of course provided the lovely story of her +and her girlfriend And +I really like the way it came out +It was awesome So +great start to a great month to a +great year Just +wanted a one quick What +do you call it Logistics +thingy Logistics +Little note about a lot of people I +got way more people emailing me than there +are days in January +There are 31 days and more of you +did emailed me than that I think I +emailed most of you The +idea that I had was those of you +that didn't get to add a day to +the spreadsheet you can email me If +you look at the spreadsheet and you see +a day that looks particularly interesting to you +And then together we will email whoever has +that day and see if they'd be interested +in teaming up with Pile +On It's +the collaboration Pile +on where everybody piles on and collaborates with +each other I am excited about that idea +So like I said I think I emailed +most of you but in case I missed +anybody if you didn't get a day email +me I will send you the spreadsheet and +you and see if there's a day that +somebody else has filled out that interests you +If not I think what I'll +do is do a bunch more of these +Maybe make it like a weekly thing or +something so that everybody can all get a +collab But +I like the idea of us all collaborating +together So +again thanks to Laura +Kate Dale +Here we go 2014 And +we're off" +Do you believe in heaven,"Adam in the garden +Babbling like a baby +With abs like Patrick Swazy +With a sword that was flaming +Smiting ungrateful angels +Inventing the concept of loving +Of hugging and kissing and fucking +Or is it just a story +Just a story just a story +Do you believe in dinosaurs +Killed by a comet explosion +Bigger than human buildings +Legs like old tree trunks +Mothra0 and Godzilla +Dragons in the desert +Brains the size of walnuts +All stomping around heaven +Do you believe in money +Like a river that’s always been there +Where the banks are overflowing +And the people collect the power +And that sword that was flaming +Is nothing when we’re exchanging +As long as you’ve got more of it +You’re the mightiest to ever live" +He is from Florida,"She’s from Vermont +He is a planner +She’s really not +He’s an entrepreneur +She’s NFTs +So they’ll either be broke or +Rich beyond belief +Carly and Zach +They’re gonna +Tie the knot tonight +Carly and Zach both love to sing +The Bills Mafia and Yang Gang +They bloom and thrive in uncertainty +Oh the Megaladon Shark Movie +Zach planned for Carly an elaborate world +With a cameo from Luke from Gilmore girls +And a bath made out of sound +And skinny bar with friends all around +Carly fill up the hand, won’t you fill up the hand soap" +They’re not gaming spies (shhhhh),"They’re not gaming flies (buzz, buzz, buzz) +They’re not gaming pies +They’re the gaming guys +The gaming guys +They tell no gaming lies (no, no, no) +They wear no gaming disguise (no, no, no) +But they are gaming wise (yes!) +The gaming guys +The gaming guys +They’re the gaming guys +Whoa-oooooooh +They’re the gaming guys +Whoa-oooooooh +They’re the gaming guys +Whoa-oooooooh +They’re the gaming guys +Whoa-oooooooh" +Kindergarten can be scary,"But take it from your uncle who's hairy +Uncle Jojo says +That you're the best +And I love you +Kindergarten is the real thing +The first chance to spread your wings +And fly fly fly +It's ok if you cry +Cause we love you +Big steps out into the world +You're growing up fast +You're not a little girl +You're big and smart and kind and strong +And when you're scared just sing this song" +All good Go,"to heaven Three +plus four equals seven I waited for you +down by the seven eleven we're not getting +into heaven One +in the hems worth two in the bush +when things come to shove Come +to push Nobody +can tell you what to put where your +heart goes where your heart goes no it's +time to play Mario +But I got a song to do You +know my son is so impatient So +I better finish up right now I better +finish up right now I better finish up +right now I better finish up right now" +lot of noise has been made about the,"resemblance between Joseph +Isadore Liberman +and palpatine I.would +just like to say that I think the +comparison is off Palpatine +was smart libermans not Palpatine +was biting him time before he made his +move liberman goes where the wind goes he's +one spineless dude Palpatine +had way cool powers libermans just a jerk +No libermsn will never be an emperor Liberman +is not palpatine he is just a fucking +asshole he plays his politcs for the next +through the cycle and when the sun it +finally sets on libermans corpse there will be +a special spot in hell for him Waiting +for him" +Mitt Romney,"Mitt Romney +You mirthless man +You got so rich on the backs of the poor +And the stories of your dog on the roof +and that boy that you bullied in high school +it all adds up to more +than the sum of the parts +these stories combined +with your mirthless +laugh paint a picture unkind +mitt romney's mirthless laugh +x3 +his mirthless, mirthless laugh +look at the eyes +the eyes, they don't lie +there's no joy in those eyes +they are dead inside +years of focusing on building up wealth +and lusting for power have taken their toll +the sum of the facts +these stories combined +with your mirthless +laugh paint a picture unkind +obama's not perfect +not by a long shot +but at least his laugh is real" +With dark sky you'll always know Exactly,"when it'll rain or snow down to a +minute Predictions +are at where you are standing And +it says snow and it's uncanny When +it just starts snowing Full +storm back and forth through time And +into the future that's dark sky And +it's so beautiful" +There’s a lot of space between,"What I want and what I need +My ribcage and my spleen +The atoms in my brain +I was looking for the tower of light +familiar cry split the night +I couldn’t tell wrong from right +Like, I thought they were both the same +Men lined up like bowling pins +in flowing gowns and sequins +Supermarkets of rotting fruit +That constitute a lack of food +Waves of doubt break upon the shore +I’m out with my metal detector +The pirates are all restless and bored +They want what they’re owed +The doctor’s face is contorted and numb +He’s beating his chest and dragging a drum +And in a flash of inspiration comes +Barreling down the road +Men fall down in his wake +All yield before he who makes +If you’re not busy making art +Surely you’ll be ripped apart +Soldiers sweep the scraps and sing +Their tired song as nurses bring +Bread to eat and wine to drink +Tinted yellow skies +Women share stories of salty sin +Never letting on the dark within +Fortune smiles a toothy grin +But the smile doesn’t reach her eyes +Men wash up all mud and sand +No sweat left to even make a stand +The sun sets bloody and hibernates +Until the closing of St. Peter’s gates" +If madness is doing the same same thing,"Over and over and over again +And expecting different results than ding +I am a mad mad man +I been doing same +Thing every day day +If you can ask yourself if you’re mentally ill +Then maybe you’re not +I saw that on Star Trek once +That’s the best I got +I been doing same +Thing every day day +I’ve never been formally diagnosed +With general anxiety disorder +But those people that know me the most +Seem rather sure" +I think we got a ways to go,"And I am looking for where we’re going +I think we got a lot to learn +And I am looking for what we’re knowing +So please don’t tie me down to this chair0 +I would rather be anywhere, anywhere +And just because you think I don’t care +Doesn’t mean that I don’t +I know we’ve got a lot to do +And I’m looking for what I’m doing +I know we’re getting kind of old +But someday we’ll be renewing +So please don’t hold us down to this earth +I’ve got a ticket to mars whatever thats worth +If you want I can let you go first +Find out what it’s like" +"In the garden, no one can tell when you’re lying","No one can tell +Sustenance is meant to keep you from trying +And you’re doing it well, oh +Oh oh oh +Oh oh oh +Oh +Oh oh oh +Oh oh oh +In the garden, sleepwalkers are murdered +In their sleep +Their minds are logged +catalog full of secrets +That they keep +Oh +Oh oh oh +Oh oh oh +Whoa whoa whoa whoa +Oh +Oh oh oh +Oh oh oh +Whoa whoa whoa whoa +Oh" +Behind every line of code behind every name,"you know behind all the drama and all +the success the hard work the failures and +all the rest It's +just people Yeah +yeah yeah yeah WordPress +is people It's +just people Many +moons ago Started +out as just two now it overflow Just +look around you hey hey you hey you +do the word press wiggle Hey +a wapu wapu do the WordPress +wiggle Hey +hey you hey you do the WordPress +wiggle Hey +wapu wapu through the WordPress +wiggle Hey +WordPress is people wapu do the WordPress +wiggle' Hey +WordPress is people wapu through the WordPress +wickle WordPress +wiggle" +Motherfuckers,"Motherfuckers +Motherfuckers +Motherfuckers +Motherfuckers +Motherfuckers +Motherfuckers +Motherfuckers +Motherfuckers +MFers +MFers +MFers +MFers +Motherfuckers +Motherfuckers +Motherfuckers +Motherfuckers +Motherfuckers +Motherfuckers +Motherfuckers +Motherfuckers +Motherfuckers +MFers +MFers +MFers +MFers" +Everybody loves her caramel cheesecake,"She scuba dived the great barrier reef +She's traveled the world and loves Italy +She loves ornithology +She loves Hawaii +And she loves iced coffee +From Sioux City Iowa +She's a former Mrs South Dakota +She's so kind and generous +She sold a successful business +She went to medical school +Loves Mochi and Cuda +Craig, Heather and Ryan +Ann and Maggie and Baron +They're all so proud of Carla +For her latest degree +Her masters of science +Deep sea fishing off the coast of Florida +Knows all about Flora and fauna +She met her husband at a GNC +He drove a red El Camino +Nurse a mountain lion back to health +And she used to be a model +She volunteered with Junior Leauge +Children's Inn and Mentor Mom +Love the moonlight basin +And her mom Lucille +The L sign means I love you +Epic bedtime stories +She's the real deal +Loves shelling" +Hole in his hat,"How you like that? +Hole in his hat +How you like that? +Hole in his hat +How you like that? +Hole in his hat +How you like that? +Hole in his hat +How you like that? +Hole in his hat +Hallelujah! +Hole in his hat +Hallelujah! +Hole in his hat +Hallelujah! +Hole in his hat +Hallelujah! +Hole in his hat +Hallelujah! +Hole in his hat +Hallelujah! +Hole in his hat +Hallelujah! +Hole in his hat +Hallelujah! +Hole in his hat +Hallelujah! +Hole in his hat +Hallelujah! +Hole in his hat +Hallelujah! +Hole in his hat +Hallelujah! +Hole in his hat +Hallelujah! +Hole in his hat +Hallelujah! +Hole in his hat +Hallelujah! +Hole in his hat +Hallelujah! +Hole in his hat +Hallelujah! +Alright, whoa! +Whooooo!" +She was living alone,"And the world was changing fast +She caught a glimpse of herself in the mirror +It was the great unknown +All the fish that were swimming past +The signs couldn’t have been clearer +If you wanna be touched +If you wanna be hugged +And you’re an octopus +You gotta put on your gloves +You gotta come out +Can’t keep it all stuffed +If you’re an octopus +Gotta put on your gloves +Bit by bit +tentacle at a time +She said +What does the planet have to offer +And the forest split +And the sun came shining through +And she didn’t have to run for cover" +This is the quietest airport that I ever,"been in. Time +to take a ride. Take +a ride or go find the wind. We +can go, we can go someplace that we +never been before. Time +take a ride. I'm +looking for something worn In +Copenhagen. Where +you can bike to the airport Copenhagen, +you'll never see the sun no more. Copenhagen, +Copenhagen, Copenhagen. +It's so quiet I gotta sing so quietly. +There's little babies sleeping there. Sleeping +peacefully. Can't +hear the airplanes can't hear the announcement. I +don't know how the kids go by but +they do. In +Copenhagen. Where +you can bike to the airport In +Copenhagen you'll never see the sun no more. +Copenhagen. In +Copenhagen Being +incorporated Some +things make sense. Here. +So many things just make sense. Going +through security was a pleasure to my sense. +I don't even know how they do it +and why they don't do it that way. +It seems dumb. Where +else it seems dumb? Why +don't they copy it from Copenhagen? +Where you can bike to the airport. Copenhagen +Where you never see the sun no more? +No, you'll never see it. You'll +never see it again. I biked to the +airport in the rain. I'm +a little soggy but no worse than wear +your name. I feel good. Feel +like I could take a ride. I'm +ready for my flag open again. Goodbye, +back to the air Copenhagen +where you never see the sun no more. +Copenhagen, Copenhagen, +Copenhagen, Copenhagen." +Really short ,"song cause +I don't got internet +at the hotel." +In the town of WhiteSparrow,"There’s a giant hand, you know +People come from miles around +To stare at that hand sticking up from the ground +Strange things and mysteries +Dark magic and goblin greed +Heroes come to find glory +And this right here is one such story +Q where is Diendo +Cool cat and lee +Ch omasa Care o con +And Ollie +Samson Jothem +And Linnell +Tham eee uh KRONG and +Gwin d elle +linell +Champions will be named +Ancient blood will spill +In the town of WhiteSparrow +It’s Total Party Kill" +Do I do what I do for approval?,"Do I do it because I’m afraid +That if I am met with refusal +Of all of the things I have made +That I would not be worth one single +Breath or the smallest thought +That my strengths and contributions +Are really all that I got +Do I do it cuz I believe +That underneath it all +I’m just some dumb little kid +Crying and weak and small +Do I do it cuz my heart’s full +And my blood aches til I do +Do I bushwhack through this jungle +Cuz there’s something on the other side I gotta get to +Do I do it because I cannot imagine +Doing anything else +Do I do what I do +Try to find my place +Among where the wild things dwell +Do I do it because I’m wired this way? +Is there something in my genes? +If I was born in a different place +Would I have joined the marines? +If ever you’re feeling lonely +Cheated, or put upon +If you look at what other people have +And say “hey, that’s what I want” +Well don’t go beating yourself all up about it +Everybody’s got those thoughts +But if you strip away everything +We’re all the same +We’re all what we are +Not what we’re not +Do I do what I do for any reason at all +Is any reason at all enough? +Why do I do what I do? +I guess the answer is… +All of the above +All of the above" +I was watching star trek like any other night,"When suddenly I noticed that something wasn’t right +Picard and Data and Troi and all the rest +Looked kind of strange, it seemed something was amiss +Just then a TV ninja came bursting in the room +He grabbed my remote and proceeded to +Go through the menus, as I felt a sense of dread +He found the toggle for motion smoothing +And this is what he said +Your tv is refreshing at 240 hertz +It’s not a bad thing really, but it can be a curse +Because most things you’re watching were shot at 24 frames +And for some reason your TV manufacturer thinks that’s really lame +So they turn on motion smoothing totally by default +You bring your TV home and you may not notice at all +But they’re playing back your Star Trek at 240 frames +Which makes it look soap opera-ish and that’s a damn shame" +I do a lot,"But I could do so much more +I'm a lazy soul +To my core +My ambition +And my fear +Put me here +They put me here +Please forgive me +My potential +Please forgive me +What I don't achieve +If I die tomorrow +And you're flying solo +Know I love you +Please forgive me +I'm only driving +Without a map +Like everyone else +I fill in the gaps +I give enough +To get things done +I don't know how +To give another one +Please forgive me +What I do not change +Even when I know that I oughta +I do a lot +But it's not enough +I wanna give +So goddamn much +In the early hours +When we're all alone +My mind is racing +I try to atone" +"There wasn't much of thunder storm, oh no","Every day the more the more wrong, oh no +Every day the more the more wrong +Every day the more the more wrong +And I'm just gonna write another song, oh no +Every day I don't have time, oh no +Every day I keep it with mine, oh no +Every day I don't have time, +every day I don't have time +So I will just look the other way, oh no +Spend my days just staring at screens, oh no +I'm not sure what any of it means, oh no +Everything may be into a machine +We weren't meant to be these machines, oh no +Take a look at what you have become, oh no +What your life become What your life become What your life become" +I just wanna lie out in the rain,"Licking up the water going down the drain +Don’t make me come in side just yet +I’m not done being lazy and wet +I just wanna lay with my paws +Sticking out straight defy the laws +Of physics while I roll around +My favorite place to be here on the ground +Life really doesn’t ever get better than this +Come over close so I can give you a kiss +I’ll shake a shake and get you all wet +Don’t make me come in side just yet" +"Oh, Technology","Sometimes you make me want to scream First +this doesn’t work, then that doesn’t work Then +this other thing works, but only when this +other thing doesn’t work And +I feel like such a jerk Oh, +Technology You +can make things easier But +oh, Technology +I want things the way they were Before +you started running my life Sometimes +I forget what things were like before you +started doing all the crazy things you do +Nothing works the way it’s supposed to Things +are breaking left and right waste of time +that I’m +opposed to I don’t wanna struggle and to +fight I just want to make some music +Not fix computers I wanna get down to +it Nothing +could be ruder Oh, +Technology You +gave us forks and knives Oh, +Technology Now +you rule over our lives The +refrigerator, and the automobile The +Snuggy, and the Happy +Meal and the drugs, The +drugs that tell me how to feel Oh, +Technology You’ve +got us all enslaved Oh, +Technology I’m +gonna go live in a cave And +dance beneath the moon with a saber-toothed honey +She’ll be much cuter than you, and hotter +than money And +we’ll wander naked through this world Nothing +works the way it’s supposed to Things +are breaking left and right waste of time +that I’m +opposed to I don’t wanna struggle and to +fight I just want to write some songs +Not juggle the wires Not +twiddle the knobs I wanna play with fire, +Technology" +You might ask why,"I say in the closet +I'd say well that's a fair question but +I don't have an answer for it +I'm just sitting here cotton plating how +I'm feeling in the world +Sitting here +And +I'm straightening out all the feelings that +I got unfurled +Cause +I'm sitting in the closet and +I'm singing my song +I'm sitting in the closet +Just doing what +I do +All day long +All day long +All day long +All day long" +I been having trouble sleeping I'm,"not sure what I should do I hear +all the sirens beeping how about you Do +you hear it on the wind Do +you hear it in the bandre out of +tune do you hear it on the wind +Yeah do you hear it in this band +row out of tune I've +been so so tired Just +like a tree I wanna lay down But +I got my roots are plan Inside +out and upside down can you hear it +Can you hear it Can +you hear it Can +you hear that sound at aventune Banjo +sound I've +been sitting on rocking chair Sharing +my thoughts with the wind and sky I +don't know what's going on over there Somebody's +punching the guy and they're throwing him up +to the sky can you hear it Oh +the banjos out of town can you hear +it Nobody +knows what to do can you hear it +I'm just another whale in the ocean singing +my song" +Build a little fire then you put the fire out,"Build somebody up and then fill em up with doubt +Read another book on the train, on the train +Look up at the sun +I was the question on the lips +Of intelligentsia all afraid to shake their hips +I was a mystery to them +They looked up at the sun +Big, big +The problems are big +Small, small +The resolution is +Just the right size for to covering your eyes +When you look up at the sun +Fox in the hole doesn't want to be your friend +Show up every day with an apple in your hand +Tell the story of how you came to be a man +Looking up at the sun +Carry all your chains and put them in a trunk +Carry on, carry on until you run out of luck +Then still keep carrying on +Until you look up at the sun +Big, big +The problems are big +Small, small +The resolution is +Just the right size for to covering your eyes +When you look up at the sun +I built this heart from a printed out kit +Paper and glue and old peach pits +It beats and drums in the early morning hours +And melts underneath the sun +I look up in the back seat and rain is falling down +But the sun still shines through a crack in the clouds +I won't stop until I've reached my destination +And I look up at the sun" +Jesus Christ,"thank you so much I just received mine +The bots are in for a surprise tomorrow +The bots are angry at being counted If +our twitter bid succeeds, We’ll +defeat the spam bots bots or die trying! +In the coming weeks, Twitter +will prioritize replies by: People you follow Verified +accounts Unverified accounts Verified +accounts are 1000X harder to game by bot +& troll armies. There +is great wisdom to the old saving: ""You +ret what you pay for. Are +you seeing far fewer bots/scams/spam? Cool, +the bots are so far unable to swarm +to the top of my replies!" +Everyday I feel like a loser,"Everyday I feel +Like I am just not good enough +I guess that’sj ust part of the deal +If I could silence the voice inside of me +Would I be myself +Or make manifest my angst and sadness +He’d be like look at me now +Can you live without +I got so many songs that I want to write +And just not enough time +Stave off the dark until the night +When I’m alone with my mind +And that’s when I find" +A celebration of community resources leads to a,"discussion of organic towers and tress, which sounds +like something you can sleep to with ease. +This morning in a hut in the garden +of roses Covered +with moss and vines The +little unicorns all turned up their little noses +And the otters whispered with the pines We +build organic towers to the moon The +day we leave this planet can’t come too +soon Dandelions +meeting with the rock monsters In +the middle of the stream Shimmering +guitars from the rock lobsters Shooting +laser beams The +sun is making shadows and making friends Touching +everything And +when it’s finally time for the party to +end That’s +when everybody sings" +is very lonely and sad sometimes,"Also, I'm 13 and I'm very hungry +free from my mom but i committed crime +i wish i had a family +that felt like i do +about being a cannibal +it's the very best food +why am i so alone +doesn't anyone feel the same +oh look coming down the street +they look like a gang" +Let’s get up to mischief,"Let’s get up to crime +Steal enough of what we need +To comfortably retire +Somewhere in the arctic +Among the melting snow +We’ll build a hut and family +As we watch the world go +I can be your polar bear +You can be my fox +We’ll scavenge on the shoreline +As Sun reveals the rocks +Below the waves will crash +We’ll go swimming in tidal pools +What goes up must come down +Someday we’ll move beyond00 +I wanna hibernate with you +No, it’s not too late +Closer to the sun +We’ll follow it for days +Circumnavigate the earth +Always keeping pace +With the rhythm of the final breaths +Tracked across the sky +Let’s get up to mischief +So we can retire +Let’s hold up the charter +The pact that’s set in stone +Ink filled empty promises +That we’re not alone +Let’s burn down the cities +Let’s go dig a hole +Fill it up with water +Take us anywhere we want to go +Let’s get up to no good +Let’s get in trouble now +I’ve got the biggest fist +You’ve got the longest tongue around +Nobody can mess with us +In our superhero suits +With our arms stretched to the blue +And our feet the deepest roots +Out upon the iceberg +Dwindling and small +Twilight hits the mountains +Aurora borialls +Down into the chamber +Your majesty awaits +Dreaming of another world +That’ll be here when he wakes" +Can you conjugate your verb,"When the root comes up +I don’t care what you’ve heard +We’ve had enough +It’s time to put it down +Your childish things +And go into the world +In concentric rings +I’m stealing ideas +As fast as they come +I don’t know how they’re made +Or where they come from +It’s time to put it down +Your childish things +And go into the world +In concentric rings +If you had the sadness +You’d perfect your art +But your sitting on top of madness +And you’re doomed from the start +Once there was an owl +Who knew the meaning of life +But he threw in the towel +And went down without a fight" +This is the last song I'll,"ever write in this house in case you +can't tell we are moving out Empty +rooms I won't sing again this is now +and that was then this is the last +song I'll +ever write in this place where moving on +Greener pastures to chase but wipe that tear +off of your face because we still have +the memories this is the last song I'll +ever write in the spot don't know what +I am don't know what I'm +not Not +sure where I am not sure where I've +this is now and that was there this +is the last time I'll +write a song in here I've +lived in here for four and a half +years it's the longest time live any place +Since I left home at the age of +18 this is a last song I'll +ever write in this room over the course +of song a day I wrote quite a +few Do +I write them for me Do +I write them for you And +why can't my guitar stay tuned O +oh this is the end" +The fox and the frog,"Were in the middle of a talk +About the real consequences of thought +When does it become +finger and a thumb +In other words something it’s not +And the fox said wait a minute +You’re still not getting it +This ain’t just hypothetical +And the frog jumped in +To the puddle with a grin +Said maybe not but I’m a tadpole +I’m a tadpole +And you’re a pup +You won’t get what you want +Till you give up +The fox and the frog +Forgot about the thought +And moved on to the feels +Fox was arguing for the +Big bold swing +Like the Lillies in the field +Frog made a funny face +Jumped all over the place +Splashed all over the ground +Fox said wait +But frog went straight +And started shouting out loud +The fox and the frog +Sat together at the cross +Roads at evening time +Discussing politics +And the nature of sex +As it relates to rhythm and rhyme +Of bodies in the realm of +Magic spells +The ruling class use to control +Fox was delirious +But frog got serious +And said from the bottom of his soul" +"Grogu made of clay,","Grogu made out of metal, +Grogu made of glass, +Grogu shaped from crystal, +Grogu carved from ice, +Grogu formed in sand, +Grogu stitched in fabric, +Grogu forged in iron land, +Grogu LEGO bricks, +Grogu pixelated, +Grogu sculpted in wax, +Grogu painted on canvas, +Grogu made cookie dough, +Grogu shaped with wire, +Grogu made out of stone, +Grogu with neon fire." +I hold your city captive Ryan’s,"girlfriend hostage With +my gang of students And +evil bosses I am bad, I am the +toughest fight you will ever face And +with a name like Slick +you know I’m +one mean mutha Who +will dance around you all over the place +That’s a River +City Ransom +Don’t look for a reason For +why I am the way that I am +Maybe my mother didn’t love me Or +my dad made me play the piano I +am evil, I kick puppies And +I hate the smell of flowers In +the spring time River +City Ransom +You may purchase books To +teach you how to fight You +can almost take me down Almost +but not quite That’s +a River +City Ransom +Down by the riverside Where +Slick wrote his ransom note Some +initials carved in an old oak tree Some +thread pinned there from a black wool coat +Slick sits watching the water Tears +stain his cheeks He's +worked so hard to forget her name He's +mastered his technique That’s +a River +City Ransom +You spend time at the spa Gorge +yourself on food No +matter how you try You'll +never be the baddest dude Don’t +look for a reason For +why I am the way that I am +Maybe I was born this way Or +I'm some kind of mutant 0 I am +evil, I kick puppies And +I hate the smell of flowers In +the spring time I hold your city captive +Ryan’s girlfriend hostage With +my gang of students And +evil bosses I am bad, I am the +toughest fight you will ever face And +with a name like Slick +you know I’m +one mean mutha Who +will dance around you all over the place +That’s a River +City Ransom +new rendition of an old song based on +an old game called River +City Ransom." +"Well I’’ve been working on songs, boys","i’ve been working on songs +I been up since the crack of dawn +The full moon hanging like a fruit to be eaten +Writing these here goddamned songs +Ain’t no substitue +I wish I knew what you needed +To make the day go smooth +But all I do is write my songs +I got something to prove +If I die before I finish +Please take my guitar +And write all the songs i didn’t write +The freakish and bizarre +I think about dying everyday +It’s my one constant thought +From the time I learned that I would die +I haven’t been able to stop +Handle me with care today +My soul is a flat and cold +I’m an old man inside and out +I’m 35 years old +Time is not your friend they say +And time doesn’t know my name +Time is just a construct +I got songs to write, ok" +He’s currently based in Munich,"You need an interface he’ll design it +He was in the US for 16 years +Now he’s Germany’s best kept secret +Oh he’s Germany’s best kept secret +That’s GBKS for short +He’s worked for Google, Porsche and Nintendo +And companies of that sort +He designed the Monero wallet +Which I think is pretty great +He redesigned MTV.com +And has a degree from Ohio State +He wrote a crypto UX handbook +You can tell he really means it +From dapps to exchanges to wallets +He’s Germany’s best kept secret +Oh he’s Germany’s best kept secret +That’s GBKS for short +If you need some UX designed +He should be your guy for sure +He can even do front end and iOS +But he’s collaborative at heart +He likes to make sure everyone’s +on the same page at the start" +Empty planet and your glowing eyes,"Sparkling holodeck I could stop time +Take you places you've never been +Give you powers sight unseen +This is the way to the other side, the other side +This is the way to the other side +Knives and gun smoke, arrows and bows +I'm just preaching what everybody already knows +Grit your teeth and furrow your brow +There's no way to turn back now +This is the way to the other side, the other side +This is the way to the other side +Hidden well in shallow waters +They'll swallow you up and it won't matter +The empty planet will keep on turning +The piles of bones will keep on burning" +Do you got something to say,"I can’t hear you over the screaming +I will listen anyway +And out of the mess I’ll catch your meaning +I will understand you +And demand you +Give your hand to +Every fan who +Is your friend +All the scheming in the world +Can’t make it any clearer +Give honesty a whirl +And I’ll hold up a mirror +Wishing on a falling comet +Won’t bring you want +Put this bee in your bonnet +What you want you’ve already got" +On my street,"There’s four stop signs +motherfucking roundabout +And some power lines +On my street +My mutherfucking street +On my street +There’s a bunch of sidewalk +And people look at you funny +When you body rock +On my street +Said on my street +Well on my street +You’d call it tree-lined +There’s some roses +But I don’t mind +On my street +Yeah on my street +On my street +Yeah I’m on my street +My street +On my street" +Apple Music is pretty broken,"Like maybe as bad as Apple Maps was +If they’d called it a beta I think that’d be better +It doesn’t do all that I think it should does +See here it says that i have one comment +I click on this and nothing appears +The post on iTunes looks really crappy +Dark grey with dark text, so weird +My profile has this puke green color +And I can’t find how to change it +It’s really hard to upload music +Cause it only works on the iPhone, you gotta rearrange it +Apple Music is pretty broken +At least from an artist’s perspective +Dave Wiskus got an email from Reznor +Who said they’re working on it +I wonder about how the team’s been constrained +They must’ve known the release wasn’t ready +I wonder how the decision was made +To let it into the wild so sad and unsteady +You won’t find a bigger fanboy than me +My Apple cred is established +But this kind of thing is really hard +Just look at Ping and Google plus +The graveyard is full of those who messed it up +So all that I’m gonna say is good luck" +As business men go he is a legend,"Surviving exile, returning as king +If that sounds like Moses it's no accident +The cult of Macintosh is a religion +We bow down to products that make us weep +The beauty of simplicity the shepherd and his sheep +We defend all attackers with fervent zeal +In each operating system some new truth is revealed +Oh, his violent temper and his strict beliefs +His singular vision makes him adored +We try our best as we make our way +Through the pipeline of products that we can't afford +In his guarded temple there's a beating drum +And it's made of glass and of aluminum +On every surface a mysterious brew +reflection of desire is forged anew +Steve Jobs +Steve Jobs +Steve Jobs +Ohhhhhh +Steve Jobs +Steve Jobs +Steve Jobs +When he speaks, we all listen +Lovers and haters, it don’t matter who +The excitement that feel when he walks out on stage +Not just what he's revealing but the way he reveals it too +Steve Jobs +Steve Jobs +Steve Jobs +Ohhhhhh +Steve Jobs +Steve Jobs +Steve Jobs" +"Crowd cheering, song over","Steve takes the stage +Standing ovation, and Steve looks good! +Someone shouts, “I love you” +Steve sounds… exasperated +This is odd. Weirdly quiet, not as energetic +Today we’re talking about software +250 new features, admire em +Swipe, pinch, Swipe, pinch, Swipe, pinch, etc. +Swipe, music, Swipe, photos Swipe, apps, etc. +Targeted facial enhancements +That’s a weird thing to spend time on +Lion auto saves basically everything +And this allows for basic versioning +Lion auto saves basically everything +And this allows for basic versioning +Version control looks just like Time Machine +Full screen apps, new version of mayo +FaceTime built in, Coco auto layout +Toolbar autohiding, momentum scrolling +Video decoded acceleration, airdrop +Mission control, launch pad, launch pad +Blast off!!! +$29.99, download from the app store +works on all computers, coming out this summer +iOS 5, Crowd is clapping +Major Release, Crowd is clapping +200 new features, Crowd is clapping +Walking us through them all +Notifications, crowd goes “ooo” +We got a newsstand, crowd goes “ooo” +Tweet integration, crowd goes “ooo” +Better Safari, crowd goes “ooo” +Built in reminders, crowd goes “ooo” +Red eye reduction, crowd goes “ooo” +Radical email, crowd goes “ooo” +Don’t need a computer, crowd goes, “ooo” +Game Center’s stupid, crowd goes “eehhhh” +Don’t need a text plan, +Crowd goes, crowd goes, crowd goes into the cloud +Steve is back on the stage, eveybody’s going nuts +Now all of your da-ta is pushed from the cloud +All your devi-ces are syncing it now +Google and Amazon haven’t figured it out +Why don’t you follow us into the cloud +Into the cloud, into the cloud +Into the cloud, into the cloud +One more thing, iTunes matching +Into the cloud, into the cloud +Into the cloud, into the cloud" +When your super power is criticism,"Your options are limited and +You gotta watch what you say\ +And who you say it to +I love a man who is Hypercritical +He makes complicated things understandable +From toasters to closer to the metal +He's Hypercritical +John Siracusa +Is so hypercritical +Dropping knowledge you can use-a +His insight powerful +He tears apart technology +And Walter Isaacson +So specific with what he likes +And the things he thinks are dumb +I followed him from the beginning +He didn't know what he had to say until he said it +Now he's moving on +After 100 episodes +He's calling it quits before he explodes +No more follow up +No more epic rants +John Siracusa +Is so hypercritical +man I'd not refuse-a +To criticize my soul +He sees right to the heart of things +Perfection is cry +His podcast makes me want to sing +And salute him by and by +21 nerd salute salute +21 nerd salute +Your epic OSX astute analysis +21 nerd high five high five +21 nerd high five +You got 3 kids and beautiful wife +You're living the king nerd high life" +I count the days by songs,"And I count the months by days +Songs fly by like a tilt a whirl spinning white haze +I could lose myself in the endless melody +Before I know it I’ll look up and I will be +One hundred and three years old +The year is 2085 +It’s miracle of modern medicine +That I’m still alive +And writing songs +You count the days by steps +You count the years by songs +You make the best of what you got +When you got it goin’ on +You ride the midnight train and you fall asleep +As the nighttime folds around you +You have a dream +One hundred and three years old +The year is 2085 +It’s miracle of modern medicine +That I’m still alive +And walking around +We count the days by changes +And it’s never the same +Just like way back in the garden +We’re giving everything names +When they kick us out of here +We’ll mark the days with chalk +We’ll teach ourselves to sing again +We’ll teach ourselves to talk +One hundred and three years old +The year is 2085 +It’s miracle of modern medicine +That I’m still alive +And writing songs" +The SEC’s,"unjust and ad-hoc enforcement campaign threatens businesses of +all kinds, including companies like Beba +who want to be able to use innovative +technologies “Every single one of us in this +industry is harmed by their overreach We +are asking the court to put an end +to the SEC’s +arbitrary abuse of authority" +Ohhh,"I’m on a train +Ohhh +I’m on a train +I won’t explain +Where I’m going +I’m on a train +I’m on a train +Ohhh +There goes the bell +I’m on a train +I look out the window +I watch the planes go byyyy +I’m on a train +Train, train tr-tr-tr-train +Train, train tr-tr-tr-train +Train, train tr-tr-tr-train +Train, train tr-tr-tr-train +Oh oh oh +Chugga chugga +Oh oh oh +Chugga chugga +Oh oh oh +Chugga chugga +Chugga oh chugga" +I don’t know you,"I don’t know your life +I don’t know about your IQ +And I don’t know what it’s like +Living in Virginia +It’s for lovers, so they say +Love is all, love is strong +It’s powerful and strange +Some deserve to live +Some deserve to die +Who can make that judgment for sure +We can learn to forgive +Take an eye for an eye +But Virginia felt equipped to judge her +Virginia felt equipped to judge her +There are some that believe +That life is black and white +And that justice is achieved +When there’s confessions and there’s proof +There are those of us that know +That life’s a lot more gray +And no matter how deep you go +There’s always a deeper truth +Some deserve to die +Some deserve to live +Who can make that judgment for sure +Take an eye for an eye +Or learn to forgive +But Virginia felt equipped to judge her +Virginia felt equipped to judge her +If you see Jesus on the road +Ask him what he thinks +He’ll say he doesn’t know +Or that he died alone +There’s no barriers or walls +And every life we take +Diminishes us all +It’s written in our bones +And some deserve to live +And some deserve to die +Who can make that judgment for sure +We can learn to forgive +Or take an eye for an eye +But Virginia felt equipped to judge her +Oh Virginia felt equipped to judge her" +My love lay slain by a snake in,"a field I vowed to bring her back +by any strength I could wield No +mere death won't stop me for my love +is pure and hot And +beside my music my love is all I +got Whooooaaa +So I set out to locate those tunnels +leading deep And +I came upon the River +Styx where the boatman earns his keep And +even as he barred my way with staff +and coin and ring I take my ukulele +and I start to sing “All my life +I’ve waited for Her +staff beyond the shores of freedom Now +she’s gone And +I’ve come looking Many +man has come before me” Finally +I came to the land of the dead +And I saw the face that all mere +mortal men do dread And +the face it spoke with words so cold +and bleak I felt that I was dying +even as heard him speak “Abandon hope all +ye that enter here Though +love be your purpose you live not without +fear My +heart has never known love and so I +will not let her go Not +for you Orfeo” +“Oh good king you think you know everything +But it's love that binds the world and +makes it whole.” “You words move me not +nor your song, I see your thought My +heart will not be moved As +is your goal.” “I’d gladly give my life +for hers as the world without her lives +in a curse I'd +die so she can keep her beauty in +the world.” “Your precious life you'd give so +that the one you love may live My +sleeping heart is shaken life a banner fresh +unfurled.” “The two of you may go But +this doom I do decree You +may turn around only once To +make sure she's following But +if you should turn a second time Then +your quest will be undone She'll +remain with me And +you'll go back to the sun, ohhhh” And +that's the story of how I lost the +woman that I love twice The +first time by no fault of my own +and the second time by my own vice +For in the darkness and the shadow My +thoughts began to quake And +before I know what had happened I did +a double take Ahhhhhooooh" +sometimes i'd like,"just a little more patience +sometimes i'd like +more of everything +sometimes i'd like +not to waste it +sometimes i'd like +more understanding" +Elon Musk,"is an insecure loser who's mad that people +are laughing at him Real +rich kid Crab +baby Energy +on display right here That's +what she got The +headlights sound like Cold +Tbh Whoa +Oh Oh +Oh Oh +O Eli +Every talking battle everybody talking about And +that's just how he likes it Oh +no Oh +Oh Wow +Oh" +Harry Enten,"Is looking for a girlfriend +He’s a clear eyed statistician +presidential historian +Oh he’s Whiz Kid Harry Enten +He wants a girlfriend +Harry Enten +He loves dogs and root beer +If you’re a Jewish gal in NY +Well then your choice is so clear +Oh he’s Whiz Kid Harry Enten +He wants a girlfriend +You might know him from the hit podcast +538 +He loves Chachi in a not ironic way +Whiz kid Harry Enten +Nate Silver, he’s the boss man +Your host Jody Avirgan +Clare Malone needs a nick name" +All the leaves around my house,"Turning shades of red and brown +I open the windows +Cuz we’re all going +We’re all going down +Voices from the ether hit +With the force of one million hypocrites +Saying the quiet part out loud +We’re all going +We’re all going down +I can’t tell if they’re deranged or they don’t know +That we’re going to reap just what we sow +300 years that can never be unwound +We’re all going +We’re all going down +The little one is napping and the older ones playing with friends +These days of childhood feel like they’ll never end +Later on, I’ll take them all to the playground +We’re all going +We’re all going down" +and i don't mean just in layman's terms,"i wanna understood the math clearly +i wish that i could deny or confirm +the truth of it +i wish that i was good at math +long equations and formulae +the problem is that i can barely add +but man i just really want see +math and logic explain it all +but i'm just not logical +i don't know what i'll say before i'll talk +i'm more kirk and way less spock +i don't know what i think most of the time +i'm way more janeway and way less 7 of 9 +i want to be able to say, ""yeah +there are multiple universes and here's the math +that proves there's another you that looks just like me +in a universe somewhere where the color red is green +that's the truth of it +i want to hang out with edward witten +i want to sing a song in the LHC +i want to understand mathematics +the way i understand songwriting +that's the truth of it" +You and me inhabit two entirely different realities,"I won’t lie it baffles me and leaves +me empty inside We +both see death, we both see oppression We +both see bigotry and hate You +think it’s something intrinsic I see it in +the brutality of the state You +have faith in a state that creates borders +and walls You +feel safe in the embrace of a state +where the bombs fall There’s +no place less safe than a state that +subjugates I feel safe when I sing for +the freedom and solidarity" +your case is the face of injustice,"you murdered a man and soon will be free +it's broken and bitter corruption +you graduated top of your class +academically amazing +in the heat of the moment you grabbed your gun +when you thought you were grabbing your taser +so you made a mistake +so you made a mistake +and somebody died +it must keep you awake +if anyone else +were to make that mistake +they'd spend their life in prison +but you were a cop +and that's worth a lot +and he was a black man in oakland +so your chief can just talk +to the judge and you walk +in two years you're out in the open +is one man's life worth more than another's? +this seems to be the message +a cop, a cop who breaks the law +remains underpunished +it's not hard to see what's right and what's fair +we all know it inside our bones +Johannes mehserle should be doing more time +instead he's going home" +Well,"I may not be the smartest and +I may not be the best +I may not finish every book or complete every quest +My ideas might not resonate +My feelings might not be so deep +I might not draw conclusions from heroic mental leaps well +I'm not the second coming or the third or fourth or fifth +I'm not even in the top hundred +My story is not myth +I'm not made of anything but good there's no secrets that +I keep +I don't dream of anything special +Daytime or asleep well +I'm not looking to change the world +I'm not sure +I could +I'm not honest with everybody +I'm not always good +I'm not always singing +O key +I'm not confident note for note +I don't always participate and +I don't always vote well +I'm not helping every day +I'm not so unfair +I'm not fighting on the side of justice +I'm not making it better well +I don't reach out and love all day +I don't smile at every passer by +I'm not in the moment here and now and by and by +I'm not picking up garbage +I'm not cleaning up halls +I'm not running a business +I'm not answering calls +I'm not making any goods to sell +I'm not rich and +I'm not poor +There are thoughts that +I don't have sometimes and they're so hard to ignore +I may not be an athlete +I may not be a scholar +I didn't grow up in a city so big or down in +Butcher +Holler +I don't know anything but me +I may not write universally +My name's not written up in the clouds or on the big +Marky +Ooh" +There's not enough hours in the day Hours,"in the day to keep the tidal wave +at bay So +I don't even try anymore My +brain is full of random thoughts I give +it all I got but it's not enough +to stop the tick tock I find myself +lying on the floor Lying +on the floor Looking +up at the ceiling I struggle to conclude +What exactly am I feeling When +you can't focus down Into +a little round circle where the heart is +pounding You +may miss the point of it all Still +there's just so much to do I am +cutting through layer upon layer of thick goo +I am the master and the thrall I +am the master and the thrall I am +the mortar and the brick And +I'm trying to figure out Why +the air feels so damn thick There's +not enough minutes on the clock Minutes +on the clock to keep this day locked +So I just let the thing swing open +In my head I keep a score Of +every single chore and all the things I +strive for But +sometimes my head is broken Sometimes +my head is broken And +the score is all jacked up And +I scramble to remember But +I can't seem to scramble enough" +Right wing Christofascists everywhere you look,"Right wing Christofascists everywhere you look +We’re only at the beginning of what they took +Right wing Christofascists in the court supreme +Right wing Christofascists in the court supreme +Say slavery’s freedom and cowardice bravery +Right wing Christofascists on the news +Right wing Christofascists on the news +Tiny dick energy egos easily bruised +Right wing Christofascists on capitol hill +Right wing Christofascists on capitol hill +Right wing Christofascists out of control +Right wing Christofascists out of control +Enabled by the both sides liberal +Right wing Christofascists everywhere +Right wing Christofascists everywhere +We all work so hard, we don’t have time to spare" +For Christmas 1989,"All he wanted was a Powerglove +He didn’t get one and that was fine +It didn’t mean that he wasn’t loved +He wet the bed until he was 8 +And his mom never let him stay +Over at his best friend’s house +She was always so afraid +Now he’s overeducated +And he’s underpaid +And he feels it, getting older every day +He was promised something different +Something bigger than the universe +life filled with such purpose +Getting better never worse +When his mom walked out he was 15 +Old enough to sing along +He helped Pop pick up the pieces +They drank beers on the lawn +To be honest though he never dealt with it +And it made him hard to touch +Nobody that loved him could +Ever quite get close enough +Now he’s overeducated +And he’s underpaid +And he feels it, getting older every day +He was promised something different +Something bigger than the universe +life filled with such purpose +Getting better never worse +Lucky Dan +Lucky Dan +They used to call him Lucky Dan +Staring at the sunset +In the sand +They used to call him Lucky Dan +The years all bunch and pile up +He can’t tell them apart +Lucky Dan tells himself +That he was doomed from the start +couple of kids all full grown +An ex wife that calls him a creep +From here it looks inevitable +The circle is complete" +Dark days on the old prairie,"I'm a meerkat – don't mess with me +Rain coming down in waves and sheets +I'm holding on with claws sharper than golf cleats +Don't underestimate her power, her power +No rest for the weary souls +Who make their homes in snake-proof holes +Spider spider spider, we toil and struggle +Rainy rainy rainy, we nestle and snuggle home +Dark day, I'm sensing a big storm +Better get these berries back to the twig farm +Grandpa's sleeping in his favorite chair +I can smell electricity wafting through the air +Don't underestimate her power, her power +No rest for the weary souls +Who make their homes in snake-proof holes +Spider spider spider, we toil and struggle +Rainy rainy rainy, we nestle and snuggle home" +What would you lose If,"you lost everything Photos +and documents All +irreplaceable It +can all go away in just a flash +From a hack or a fire or a +crash DONE +You think it can’t happen to you WHO +ME? Until +it does and there���s nothing you can do +HOLD UP +BURNING MAC +BOOK You +gotta back it up Everyday +And you gotta do it right 3-2-1 3 +copies In +2 formats with one copy off site You +can Synology +to back it all up Networked +attached storage anybody can love Send +it up to the cloud with Microsoft +Azure Amazon +Cloud Drive, +Dropbox and more Back +it up daily Back +it up weekly Back +it up whenever It’s +automatic and easy Take +the back up pledge And +your data will be So +safe forever With +Synology You +gotta back it up Everyday +And you gotta do it right 3-2-1 3 +copies In +2 formats with one copy off site https://youtu.be/E-gOqlu-JNo +World Backup +Day The +3-2-1 Backup +Rule (at least three copies; in two different +formats; with one of those copies off-site.) Synology +as a solution to backup: To +the cloud with Microsoft +Azure and Amazon +S3 USB +Another NAS" +One scary moment I was stung by a bee,"So I started humming in the key of D +That’s when I saw a unicorn +Grazing in a field unawares +pterodactyl made the swoop +Just when a bonobo flung her poop +Nature is beautiful, beautiful and dangerous x4" +Take all your heartache,"And put it in a basket +Set it on fire +Set it on fire +Breathe the fresh air +Watch the ashes +Float up ever higher +Float up ever higher +It’s beautiful +To see the heartache from here +To the bone +Now your purpose is clear +Beauty for ashes +Light for the dark +Questions for answers +You will make your mark +We live in bodies +That are always changing +From the inside out +From the inside out +Flowers in the snow +The sun for raining +whisper for a shout +whisper for a shout +It’s beautiful +To see the heartache from here +To the bone +Now your purpose is clear +Beauty for ashes +Light for the dark +Questions for answers +You will make your mark" +I've lost my voice,"The studio's a mess +And I don't even wanna turn on the lights +I don't know what I'm doing +I'm just sitting here +I don't know what I'm doing with my life +Everybody's been puking +Are they done? +Are they done? +Everybody's done +Are they done? +Are they done? +I'm losing my voice +Drinking lots of Gatorade +And I don't really want to turn on the lights +I'm just gonna sit here and write anothersong +Cause that's what I'm doing with my life? +What I am doing with my life? +I'm doing with my life? +I'm doing with my life? I'm" +You lead an entirely different life,"Some in color, black and white +Rules are taken to extremes +As the gasoline ignites +In your dreams +Here there’s no mistaking your career +As you open new frontier +And you’re just bursting at the seams +And yet it’s all just so sincere +In your dreams +Traffic down below +You pinch yourself and know +You got nowhere to go +But down, ohhhh" +It’s a bamboo forest where you can get,"All your web parts for sharepoint x2 +Bamboo Solutions with a flawless execution +hundred times better than CorasWorks +It’s a bamboo revolution +This bamboo forest is populated +By web parts, the latest and greatest +??? central +Calendar plus +List roll up +These are parts you can trust +Deep in the jungle of the internet +It’s a bamboo forest where you can get +All your web parts for sharepoint x2 +Bamboo Solutions with a flawless execution +hundred times better than CorasWorks +It’s a bamboo revolution" +Why did I drive down to LA?,"It’s so hot here +I can’t say +I gotta find a way to cool down +But I’m stuck in traffic around town +LA is hot +Dry in the summer +The hotness and dryness +Make it a bummer +Don’t look now +But your throat is cracked +I think +I’ll go +Back home" +no matter where you come from no matter,"who you are i'll be happy when you +find love and sad when it falls apart +cause everyone deserves love in my opinion if +kim jong ill were loved as child maybe +he wouldn't have sucked but it can be +hard to find in this world of ours +so if you find it then i say +to you awesome and good luck russell brand +and katy perry are getting a divorce and +i wouldn't care but those crazy kids could +have made it work i didn't really like +either of them and then i saw a +russell brand interview and katy perry on SNL +and they seemed more interesting to me even +if you're not famous if you work in +the check out line i'd still wish you +love in your life just like i wish +for it in mine cause everyone deserves love +and that includes you if hitler had been +loved as a child maybe he would have +been nicer to be around but it's so +hard to find so hold on to it +if you can when you get lucky and +love is found" +Oh storm,"That stuff is good +Good +God damn it +What was that +Oh damn it +Bloody hello" +Every day I do the very same thing,"I sit down and I sing, sing, sing +Brush my teeth +Rinse my mouth +And what I wanna sing about +Ahhh ah ah +Given all the time in the world +What would I do? +If I had to choose +I’d spend it with you +I am praying to a non-existent cat +Who is stuck inside a dog +Who could carry me on his back +Into the future full of fog +And I think I see a mouse +Who was converted from a house +Converted from a house +Oooh oooh +Be converted from a house +Be converted from a house" +two challengers,"pick up their controllers +this ain't for old folks with their walkers +or babies with their strollers +this is go for pro honey +only the best +to compete you must be fierce +and proably a little messed up in the head +you're dead +if you hesitate +so blow into that cartridge +and stay up really late +ten challengers +playing bomberman +they can't all win it +only one of them can +so they battle it out +and they're bombing left and right +it'd be a bad bad scene if you +were down there in the fight +you would be scared +so watch +in awe as they compete +the thrill of victory +and the agony of defeat +two challengers again +in the fighting match +it was street fighter earlier +now it's mortal kombat +after many long rounds +of duking it out +it all comes down to this +no turning back now +you better bring it +and ring it +the belly bell bell +knock his head off his chest +and send him down to hell" +Manifesting TCR summer,"Manifesting TCR +You’ll be curating those registries +Whatever you’re doing, wherever you are +TCR! TCR! +Centralized lists are dead +Decentralized lists are hard +Using tokens is tricky +But I feel like we’ve come so far +Yeah you’re gonna stake those tokens +You’ll lay it all on the line +We’re gonna curate collectively +And dance in the moonlight +R" +These boxes are piled way too high My,"hand is really huge I'm +surrounded by crumpled sheets of paper and it's +almost noon and I'm +frustrated I just can't explain it yeah I'm +frustrated I just really hate it I wish +that I could eat these pearls I wish +that I could eat my tie wtf Blue +cables yellow cones make me cry I crop +my driving hat on I got my fist +in the air I'm +sticking my tongue way out and yanking down +on my hair and I'm +pro frustrated I just can't explain it yeah +I'm frustrated I just really hate it I'll +kill myself with measuring tape Or +I'll do it with my tie I'll +bash my head in through this brick wall +or hang from a telephone W +I hate being covered in post it notes +and I hate that too these alarm clocks +are surrounding me and it drives me totally +cool cool Computers +computers computers printers pewters Computers +computers computers printers pewters and I'm +frustrated I just came explain it yeah I'm +frustrated I just really hate it I'm +frustrated" +I got two new pairs of glasses today,"What do you think of them? +Tell me the truth. +It’s been a couple years I can see better now +Get your eyes checked +I’m 41 years old." +They trapped you behind the law,"But now you’re free, it’s a free for all +We found again what once was lost +Now you belong to everyone +Sonny Bono’s wife +Sponsored the bill +The George Gershwin Estate +Lobbied hard +So much culture +Locked up tight +There’s something wrong +With copyright" +And I’m safe and sound,"And I do my best +Trying to imagine +In the thick of it +In the aftermath +Nothing more surreal +And they call it natural +Take me home +Please turn off the lights +I just want to sleep +My head hits the pillow +Two hundred dead +Two thousand homes destroyed +Ten thousand people displaced in Victoria" +She tells a joke and the mob is upset,"They don’t know how to laugh +And it’s a bloodbath +They write some emails and then they get +Exactly what they want +Another woman gone +oh oh +oh oh +These are the moments in which we show +What we believe and what we know +You screwed up now how’s it gonna go? +You gave apology but it had a weak feel +You tried to make it seem +There was legitimacy +There’s only one side of this that is real +And you chose it wrong +You made a bad call +None of this is happening in a vacuum +There is an atmosphere +That makes it pretty clear +Who the grownups are in the room +Who’re tired of this shit +And who will joke with it +I stand with Matti Brice and her silly tweet +And then she got attacked +I want to see her back +Sitting in her judging panel’s seat +It’s so easy +That’s where she should be +You can’t make anything of your own +You only parody +The surface all you see +You think you stand apart and alone +But it’s unjustified +All the men right by your side" +The first piece of advice is just fucking do it,"It’s not about the making +But just don’t break the chain +Rocky wouldn’t give up +He would go the distance +And there’s a dog +In Andy Inahtko’s brain +You gotta P O K E life +Drop your phone from Yosemite falls +Drop a bonfire from Yosemite falls +Humans change humans +Second nature isn’t fixed +Spoons are difficult +Spoons are terrifying +That’s a very strange move +An unprecedented move +That’s a very strange move +I don’t know the rules of go +When someone got a cough in Oregon trail +You knew they were gonna die +That child you raise is gonna turn against you +And both Newton and Einstein were right +You gotta P O K E life +Stop the rotten comments like bears eating garbage +Buy yourself some pink socks +It’s not Civil’s fault that Scalia died +The TSA agent thought the cows were bombs +That’s a very strange move +An unprecedented move +You gotta P O K E life" +Scully's class which was all about utopias the,"French Revolution +and Soylent +Green You +write songs I write songs I got this +thing Nympholepricons +Yeah I got this feeling we'd make a +pretty great team We +didn't know what we were doing but we +staged a giant awesome rock opera show It's +amazing We +pulled it off Give +it And +all the different things we didn't know at +all But +we didn't stop there No +We had much bigger vision ideas for all +those songs We +made a bunch of videos before there was +even a YouTube +to put them on There's +a school year It +ended I remember you I remember that you +handed How +does this go as a school year It +ended I remember that you handed me a +CD with a mix of spinto band tracks +and I was like holy cow And +hot damn That +diss became my summer jam My +favorite band It +still is as a matter of fact So +Happy birthday Thomas +Hughes I very much love you I'm +glad you are my friend I'm +glad Yes +Happy birthday Thomas +Hughes I very much love love you I'm +glad you are my friend I am glad" +I saw them people riding on my way,"home on the way they were deciding which +way to go they didn't know time was +chasing after them Till +they went back to the beginning Some +people said oh no we are lost Other +people said yes so just gotta find the +parts I know we shouldn't be angry But +I am But +I am Oh +I had a dream I'm +having Lots +and lots and lots of nasty deep dreams +Be Once +I went down and up here I could +find my way out Till +you were in the thick of it with +me we began to shout I Oh +no don't take me away don't make me +upset don't make me s I believe you +I believe you I believe you Once +upon another time I was the tweety bird +I lived down in mine They +used me for my singing words And +I sang all day long until the smile +made me stronger And +I broke out of my metal cage I'm +telling you it was outrageous Outrageous +outrage Dangers +Look down to the whole land See +what you find You +are so out of control You +are out of your mind And +I think it's time to put you back +where you belong All +the people found their way back back home +And when they got there they set up +a light that shone far away So +far that you could see it from Alpha +Santori Oh +yeah I wanna live there I wanna live +star and call it like it is onion +Like I did when I was little Like +I did when I was young Okay +well that's something I don't know what it +is but it's something All +right let's see what we can do here +Oh there's like a delay I wasn't even +listening to it Is +there a delay for you Do +you hear a delay Two" +When their eyes widen in amazement as old,"faithful burst into the sky when they gaze +upon your Semites +your Shemites +your Shemites +your Shemites +your Shemites +your Shemites +your Shemites +your Shemites +your shemites Yosemite +Yosemites your Semites +your Semites +your Semites +your Semites +your Semites +your Semites +your Semites +your Semites +your Semites +your Semites +your Semites +your Semites +your Semites +your Semites +your Semites +your Semites +your Semites +your Semites +your Semites +your Semites +your Semite" +I was feeling good about it,"Now I’m feeling meh about it +Any time the sun comes shining +It can pleasant or it can be blinding +Depending on your perspective +One day everything is easy +The next day there’s just no pleasing +Put a sweatshirt on or take it off +It’s too much or not enough +Depending on your perspective +I carry my heart +On the outside +Until you tell me +Funny jokes +Then I can’t tell +If you’re laughing at me +Or with me +I’m so stuck in a rut +I can’t just follow my gut +Is it one in a million +It can be stupid or it can be brilliantt" +I’m not gonna tell you what you wanna,"hear How +the gates of hell were built just in +the last few years How +the radio stopped on the day you were +born And +all your muscle memory is gone Because +it’s not true What +they will tell you No, +it’s not true Don’t +believe anything they say I’m +not gonna tell you something you don’t know +When the river’s overflowing and we haven’t got +a boat When +you google how to start a farm you +find The +way things are is how they always were +I’m not gonna tell you what you did +forget How +time is an illusion and the past is +never set How +the creatures come when you’re asleep And +whisper in your ear" +The core components of ENS are decentralized,"Nobody can take away someone else’s prize +But still there are just a few things that need doing +That require the special discretionary touch of a human +ENS DAO, Come on let’s go now +We got the power, so take it +ENS DAO, Come on this is how +We’re all gonna make it +Decentralized Autonomous Organization time +Use your token to vote for what you think think is right +Jmann.eth and SongADAO oh those are mine +And come what may, they will remain, till the end of time" +I haven't done cocaine,"I haven't done meth +I haven't done drugs like that +Didn't relapse +I've been taking diet pills some steroids +lot of people know +I had no fear +I did +I had no fear +lot of people know +I had no fear +And yes +NFTs are down and they seem like they're dead but they're not +Don't come back +I have a family brand +That's my brand +I had no fear care about +Bitcoin family brand +These things were affecting me more +More than +I thought they were +The bravado of +Bitboy is gone +They took +Lamborghini from me +Well +I have a little bitty crypto portfolio +I've been extorted from my +Lamborghini +All my crypto is corpor crypto +They sold +They sold +Lamborghini +There's no +Lamborghini +Lamborghini's gone +They took the +Lamborghini +I couldn't sell it +All my crypto is corporate crypto +All this crypto is corporate crypto +All my crypto is corporate crypto +All this crypto is corporate crypto +Can people see what they did to me with this +Lamborghini +All my crypto is corporate crypto +I haven't done cocaine +I haven't done meth +I haven't done drugs like that +Didn't relapse +I've been taking dipoles steroids +lot of people know +I had no fear +I did +I had no fear +lot of people know had no fear +And yes +NFTs are down and they seem like they're dead but they're not +Don't come back +I have a family brand +That's my brand +I had no fear care about +Bitcoin family brand +These things were affecting me more than +I thought they were" +He’s running on the bottom,"Of the river to get to you +He’s got hugs if you want em +But a little love tap will do +Chonky boy wants to play with the boat +Chonky boy +Chonky boy wants the world to know +That he loves you +That he’s ready and he’s willing +To up and lead the charge +Don’t call it swimming +And he might give you his heart +Chonky boy wants to play with the boat +Chonky boy +Chonky boy wants you to know +That he loves you +Chonky boy wants to play with the boat +Chonky boy +Chonky boy wants you to know +That he loves you +Chonky boy wants to play with the boat +Chonky boy +Chonky boy wants you to know +That he loves you +That he loves you" +Hey everybody,"I'm just sitting here in my anxiety and fear +I don't know where +I'm going +Don't know where +I've been +Don't know if +I'm losing +Or if +I even want to win +Everything is spinning faster and faster +And we're getting closer to that natural disaster +The one we've been waiting for for so long +Hey everybod +My name is +Fred +Before +I was born +I had an idea in my head +It was made out of metal surrounded by light +I remembered it until +I forgot it one night +And +I just wanna know why it is that +I'm here at all +At" +Once in a while,"You’ll flame out in a pile +Of failure for all to see +In the long hot day +Nowhere to stand that’s safe +Only a quiver +Enough to deliver +The final and fatal blow +To your soft ego +Nobody cares, you know +That’s what you’re taught and so +You’re a bundle of nerves +That can’t find the words +So you just keep to yourself +And from there you’ll find +That you’re out of your mind +It will go on +From night until dawn +For as long as you let it go +Until one bright day +You hear yourself say +I want to be safe +When the cost of believing +Has been greater than needing +To sort through what you feel +You’ll buckle and break +And from that place +You’ll start to change +And then crawling and clawing +Getting up and then falling +You’ll find your feet +You’ll plant them firmly +And you’ll strike a pose +Like someone who knows +And then you’ll become +That someone +It’s so simple and dumb +But it’s been done +Since before you were born +And it’ll keep going +Long after you’re gone" +I remember grandma's elbows,"Cause +I thought they were kind of funny +They had all this extra skin out touch stuff +So don't do that honey +Yeah elbows +We got 10 toes on our feet +We got 10 fingers on our feet +Sometimes +I +Where we have elbows for our faces +Where we have toes for our ears +Yeah yeah yeah yeah +Oh oh how strange it is to have bodies skin and bone +Crawling up out of the earth and dying down in the mud +Where did we all come from and why are we all here +I touched my grandma's elbow +She said please don't do that dear +Elbow elbow +Oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah +I have a body and +I'm in it now +One time it was skinny but now it's kind of fat +Oh how how what do +I do to make myself feel like +I am worthy of love +Is not the whole deal out on elbows +Elbow +Elbo +I think about the future +I think about the past +I think that time is speeding up +It's going mighty fast +I think about the rain clouds +I think they're overhead +I think +I'll go for a run now in +Elizabeth +Park" +He could take raw copy and he could make it sing,"He loved to write about advertising +He taught journalism in the office everyday +He was a legend at AdAge +He could engage presidents in fascinating conversation +He got a Silver Medal from the National Consumer Federation +Which for an ad guy is pretty surprising +But he believed in honest advertising +And that's what people will remember him for +Stanley E. Cohen +He wouldn't go whichever way the wind was blowin +He fought for self-regulation +Because he believed in it +Stanley E. Cohen +Now into the unknown +When you do your job well +The sky is the limit +He went to AdAge from Broadcasting magazine +The year was nineteen hundred and forty three +From Cornell and Columbia a recent grad +The job interview with AdAge was the last he ever had +He never bought any paper because he was so cheap +He'd write and mail stories on the back of Western Union sheets +Never swayed by his peers opinions +He was a man with a mission +And that's what people will remember him for" +All the pretty colors start to melt into each other,"I know I should try to stop them but I won’t bother +The oil that they’re made of starts fuming up my nose +I’m smelling like a doctor wearing someone else’s clothes +And i’m too spent +To be innocent +I’m too heavy +To swim to shore +Will i sick tonight or keep my belly free and clearly +Growing slowly out my hair fingernails and beardy +Feel more like a singer that has something worth saying +Meditating in the morning and at night i’m praying + And i’m too spent +To be innocent +I’m too heavy +To swim to shore" +Well you’ve reached Jonathan,"(You’ve reached Jonathan) +He’s probably writing a song +(He’s probably writing a song) +But if you leave a message +(If you leave a message) +He’ll call you back +Before too long" +I had a whisper,"That she heard +We took a turn +For the absurd +And she knew what she was doing +I’ve got everything +That I need +One part lock +and one part key +And I know it’s worth pursuing +When you find +They can make you feel +certain way +Like whole worlds weight +Is uplifted +And it’s shifted +That’s when you know +That you have found your way +Logarithmic +On a curve +The sound of her voice +That you serve +You are hooked right in the pocket +You can plug +All your best +Declarative statements +Of righteousness +Right into her socket" +Oh this summer time is coming in the,"trees they're sweetly bloomin and the wild mountain +time grows around the purple heather Will +you go baby go Come +on Will +all go together to be wild mountain dine +all around the purple heather Will +you go baby go I will build my +love of town over by the crystal fountain +yes and all that I will lay all +the flowers of the mountain Will +you go baby go And +we'll all go together to pick the wild +mountain time Move +around the po he go Come +on go with me go well if my +true love won't come with me Then +I'll surely find another to pick the wild +mountain time all around the bloomin heather so +will you go baby gold Come +on we'll all go together to pick the +wild mountain time all around the bloom and +heather Come +on you go Just +come with me baby where you go baby +go Cause +we're all just gonna kind of go together +to pick the wild mountain time that's growing +all around the purple heather My +baby just go with me go with me +go with me go" +Frank Sinatra,"was big among the bobby soxers Girls +in poodle skirts thought he was bonafide Elvis +Presley and James +Dean were the real thing But +as you know they died premature Paul +Anka, Frankie +Avalon, and Fabian +cultivated images so clean and pure Just +another teen idol Top +of the charts Some +last forever Some +go before they start Tommy +Sands played an idol then became one Ricky +Nelson started on radio prime time Neil +Sedaka had two distinct careers Davy +Jones is often voted number one teen idol +of all time Then +came the 70s and things really started to +heat up Sean +Cassidy, here he is with a beard Leif +Garrett was famous once and then he burned +out Donny +Osmond is a Mormon +I think he’s weird Just +another teen idol Top +of the charts Some +last forever Some +go before they start Michael +Jackson started as an idol But +he transcended that word The +Beatles too were shoved in that direction But +a kind of metamorphosis occurred Gentlemen, +more like boys Who +appear to a teen girl because they are +sexual but not threatening Not +hairy, more like peach fuzz New +Kids on the Block +and of course there’s Menudo +Backstreet Boys +and Nsync +The Jonas +Brothers The +entire Disney +channel Oh +good lord, I think I need a drink +Justin Beiber +seems like he’s everywhere Turn +on the TV +and there’s that kid But +one day maybe not that long from now +Kids will ask you who he is Just +another teen idol Top +of the charts Some +last forever Some +go before they start Just +another teen idol Top +of the charts Some +last forever Some +go before they start" +If you can imagine,"Something better than this +Dystopian nightmare +Capitalist +If you can transform +The cold to warm +Then you are welcome +On the one kiss farm +On the one kiss farm +There’s a sunrise every morning +On the one kiss farm +You’ll get a kitten without warning +If you can divulge r +Your deepest fear +And not recoil +When you hear +Everyone else’s +Blowing the horn +Then you are welcome +ON the one kiss farm +On the one kiss farm +We don’t work because we have to +On the one kiss farm +There’s ideals to come back to +If you were a solider +For what you believed +And it turned out to be +Tumbleweeds +Forget the outside +It’s an inside war +You are welcome +On the one kiss farm" +I’ve got an idea,"Of what makes a man a man +How many pieces of himself +Can he identify and understand +Nobody else is responsible +For the things he does and doesn’t do +But no man alive could look in your eyes +And not fall in love with you +It was automatic +It was magic +Static giving way to clear airwaves +And your heart +Doing its part +To keep me true to myself +I’ve got an idea +Of how a love song goes +I sing about how tra la la +And then everybody knows +But the feelings that I have for you +Go much further than this song +Like when I try too hard and I go too far +But you push me right along +So it’s automatic +And it’s magic +And it’s static giving way to clear airwaves +And your heart +Doing its part +To keep me true to myself +Whooo +I’ve got an idea +Of the nature of things to come +But the nature it seems +Of human beings +Is that we’re always wrong +I will love you forever +I know this to be fact +Forever could be an eternity +Or a blink of an eye, if that +It was automatic +It was magic +It was static giving way to clear airwaves +And your heart +Doing its part +To keep me true to myself +Oh automatic +And it’s magic +And it’s static giving way to clear airwaves +And your heart +Doing its part +To keep me true to myself +True to myself" +Well we took a Bernie Journey,"In the sleet and freezing rain +And we knocked on all the doors +Though so many more remain +So come to New Hampshire +And Nevada too +South Carolina is +Not me us is you +And you and you +Well we’re on a Bernie Journey +More door knocking to come +Some people aren’t home +Some don’t want to talk +But we gotta reach everyone" +I waited too long to do my song and now,"I'm too tired to do it to do it +I waited too long +I drew my song and +I'm too tired to do it +Tired" +When you're lost out in the world,"And your home is just a distant memory +And the girl that you love +Is back there and you're filled with anxiety +You're just a vessel for the feelings that you have +And they come flooding and you can't hold them back +Hold on tightly to them Zack I'm telling you that +It's what makes you human +The saddest and most exciting thing +Is that life is always changing +You'd be bored out of your mind +If life were always the same thing +I miss the town where I grew up +And i miss the home I lived in +I'm never going to get that back +But that's what makes me human +You have got the field +Where the ink light lets you know that you are home +I had the backwoods of Vermont +And all the dirt roads I used to roam +We always have to leave the places we love the most +Whether it's when we're alive or when we're a ghost +All things die thats the way that it goes +It's what makes us human +So I'd just say hang in there +Life will toss and turn you every way +Hang on to things and then let go +And make something you love everyday +Being a human is pretty cool actually +You have all this perspective just naturally +Of course it's impossible to know what'd it be +LIke to be anything else" +It’s like climbing a tree,"It’s like crossing the seas +It’s like just-mowed grass +Or shaking your…butt +Jumping up high +Not a cloud in the sky +It’s an autonomous zone +It’s like meeting your clone +It’s like a cool, clean lake +Like a… taste quake +No ingredients are fake +Metromint! +It’s truth revealed +It’s never yield +It’s depth of field +Metromint" +First Singing Note:G,"No school, no school today +I was tired, I'm wide awake +I heard it on the radio +Put on your snow pants +Come on, let's go +No school, no school today +Let's see how many forts we'll make +The plow's plowed snow 20 feet high +Start digging, I'll see you on the other side +Mom, I'm missing all the fun x4 +Can Jonathan come out to play? +There's no school today +The snow's piled high +And everybody's asking why +Cause Jonathan's got the flu +And he's curled up eating chicken soup +Maybe in a little bit +He'll feel better and up to it +But for now he needs his rest +No school, no school today +Don't listen to what they say +They say we're too young to know +But I love you +Put on your snow pants +Come on, let's go +We'll build a home out of the snow +We'll build a family out of snow +Snow, snow, snow" +after 12 long years returning ushering in a,"whole new age he announced a deal with +Microsoft that people didn't very much like but +they were ecstatic to see him it was +the dawn after the night at macworld ma +world it all happened at macworld macworld in +1998 steve dropped the imac and the powerbook +G3 there was no going back in 1999 +the ibook was released airport seemed like magic +steve the prophet and the priest OS +ten and the G4 +Cube iTunes and the powerbook g4 the first +flat screen iMac yeah 17 and 12 inch +powerbooks more iMac G5 +powerpc still alive mac mini ipod shuffle and +iwork, oh intel core duo imacs ready to +go it all happened at mac world in +2007, the keynote was all Steve +we knew something big was coming what was +it going to be? and just like that +he said it: the iphone was finally here +i stood up from my computer did a +dance and let out a cheer at macworld" +on a clear hoth day,"and we passed by imperial drones +and stopped to say hello +they were looking for the truth +in snow and rebel forces +i looked and i saw luke +riding six white horses towards the sun +he said the battle for the planet has begun +he said in many ways i am my father's son +i won't carry a gun +i took my wampa for a walk +his fleece was white as snow +he told me he was sick of the routine +scare rip kill +he knew that there must +be more to life than this +and then out of the dust +leia came and kissed me on the mouth +which increased my metaclorine count +she told me what the war was all about +together we rode south +i took my wampa for a walk +the snow got thick and blue +in the storm i saw a house +we knocked thrice on the door +palpation he answered +he invited us inside +he was suffering from cancer +and mortally wounded pride +in his face i saw jekyll i saw hyde +a glimpse that he quickly brushed aside +he sent us back out side" +I got a feeling,"the wind is blowing +from the north +i cannot feel it +my skin is swinging +back and forth +every little thing i do +oh no +every little song i write +oh no +every piece of food i bit +oh no +oh no +i have been hanging +out the window +calling names +i have been changing +fast and slowly +playing games +emergency +oh no +test the system +oh no +every little song i write +oh no +oh no" +Rewind the tape,"Just a little ways +The things you’ll see +You’ll be amazed +By what you missed +While you were staring +Into space +Barely there-ing +It’s not because +You were not caring +It’s more just that +The futures scary +Looking back +You will regret +Each moment that +You let +Your attention slip +Even momentary +Out of the moment +Barely there-ing +It’s not because +You were not caring +It’s more just that +The futures scary +But don’t judge +Yourself too hard +Don’t dig your grave +Out in the yard +Spend your days +Just preparing +To bring yourself back +From barely there-ing" +Why do you have to go? Why,"do you have to laugh? It +stays like this. I missed it. Why +do you have to go? Why +do you have to laugh? It +stays like this. I missed it. Two +cooks drawl is calming Johnny +Ives backstage somewhere Phil +Schiller's cheesy sense of humor and Federighi's +hair Two +new versions of the iPhone A +new fingerprint scanner okay All +in all I guess the event went well +But I miss seeing Steve +Jobs face Why +do you have to go? Why +do you have to laugh? It +stays like this. I missed it. Why +do you have to go? Why +do you have to laugh? It +stays like this. I missed it. New +camera stuff is cool I guess Dual +flash and slow mode This +picture of a squirrel An +iPhone the color of gold Somewhere +Steve is looking down On +all that he have made I wonder what +he would have done differently If +he were up on that sleeve Why +do you have to go? Why +do you have to laugh? It +stays like this. I missed it. Why +do you have to go? Why +do you have to laugh? It +stays like this. I missed it. I missed +you Steve, +I missed you so I miss you, Steve. +I miss you so." +Drag me out into the summer heat,"I want to feel the grass beneath my feet +I’m calling +on the angels +To cradle these storms +With their kisses and their songs +Drag the boy outta bed at midnight +Four times around the sun, never seen the starlight +I’m calling +On the angels +To keep the stars shining +For his little blue eyes +Before it all comes crashing down +Drag the girl out among the trees +She’s fascinated by every animal she sees +I’m calling +on the angels +To protect the forest song +With their tears and their bones +Drag me off my phone and drag me out +Give me the strength I need to forgive myself +I’m calling +on the angels +To protect this house +With their lungs full of stomps and shouts" +We were singing till the sun came up,"Hoping for the best +I saw right through you +Tried to carry your cards +Close to your chest +Even at the start +You tried to hide your heart +But baby you know it’s mine +Just give it to me +or you’re gonna leave here empty +and I’m gonna dive you crazy +It’s mine +Don’t come undone +You started out as anyone +But you’re not just anyone +I could hear you from behind the glass +Whisper in my ear +Kept me guessing +Right up till the end +With what I wanted to hear +But still your love +You kept it all locked up +But baby you know it’s mine +Just give it to me +or you’re gonna leave here empty +and I’m gonna dive you crazy +It’s mine +You’ve come undone +You could be anyone +To me you could be anyone at all +Into the dark we sang +But it was too late +And these words +Are all that’s left between us +And this melody +Was there when we’d just begun +But this song belongs to everyone +We were singing till the sun came up +I was oversure +I swore I didn’t need +Any time to figure out +Who you were +You’re smiling at me from behind the glass +In that Hawaiian shirt +Making jokes +I refused to laugh +Even though it hurt +I told you to go +It’s not me +You’re gonna leave here empty +I’m gonna dive you crazy +Just go +We’ve come undone +You could be anyone +To me you could be anyone at all +I can hear you calling out my name +So afraid +I knew I lost you +I couldn’t see your face +In the long parade +I knew I belonged +On my own +You gave it all away +(You turned around) +You thought we were meant to be +(And I was gone) +I didn’t even have to ask +(And all that’s left) +You gave it all to me +(Is just this song)" +Makes a body wish a body felt like,"that And +the deer licks the cat And +the deer licks the cat Well +the deer has a mommy, she got hit +by a car-ry So +you can feel sad or you can feel +sorry But +the deer licks the cat And +the deer licks the cat Cus +the deer really loved her she can feel +how she felt her Together +they can live at on a shelter Somewhere +that deer’s mommy is smiling Cus +she made a new friend, and it whiling +away the hours Licking +her Look +at that deer licking that cat Makes +a body wish a body felt like that +And the deer licks the cat And +the deer licks the cat Oh +we may be different but I don’t care +We’ll be friends forever, an unlikely pair As +the deer licks cat As +the deer licks the cat And +the deer turns the licking up to eleven +And the cat is a-purring and the cat +is in heaven As +the deer licks cat As +the deer licks the cat Look +at that deer licking that cat Makes +a body wish a body felt like that +And the deer licks the cat And +the deer licks the cat" +I really don't have a time to do my song today,"I don't have my time +I don't have any time at all at all +I gotta do it right now in just a few minutes +Cause +I don't have time +So much is going on +Nothing fun +Nothing fun +I gotta do my song +I gotta do my song +But +I don't get up the time +I gotta do the song +I gotta do the song +Good +I don't have the time" +Flowers all in bloom,"Here in the middle of June +Put on my walking shoes +Looking for sunshine +Everything I see +It all reminds me +Of the way we used to be +When you were mine +When you were mine +I was so excited +To show you off to everyone +They’d ohh and ahh say son of a gun +The stars were all aligned +My guests were so delighted +To see you, to know you +To touch you, apropos you +Grey dark clouds +Are covering up my house +I’m in the lost and found +Buried and sad +No golf games +I don’t even want to play +Since you went away +I’m going mad +I’m going mad +I was so excited +To show you off to everyone +They’d ohh and ahh say son of a gun +Now everything is bad +I’m constantly fighting +I miss you, I need you +I want you," +I’m living it up,"In east orange +i got my whole life here +i’m never bored +People come to look at me +They film everything i do +i end up on youtube +but i don’t see +any of that advertising revenue +if I could escape +I’d head out to the prairie +Where the days are warm and golden +The nights are cold and scary +But i got stuff to do here +No i’m not ready yet +Not until these bastards give me +What they know i ought to get" +Tell a secret,"Tell a lie +To the birds that are passing by +Don't you forget to be gentle +To the maniac +Living in your skull +Hacked to pieces all your misperceptions +Put together all your dumb religions gems +Don't forget to break apart and sn together again +Like a lego +Peace +How can you just sit there smiling +When the world is on the teetering on the edge of greatness +For the fire +Some might call it hubris +But no +I know you can go wherever you want +Take yourself more seriously +Have a plan to climb up a tree +Don't forget to empty your pockets out and hold it close +The feeling you have adapted +Cause you are the only one +Yes you are the only one +Yes you are the only one +Who can" +Get ready for the flood Let’s,"fucking go History +in the making Panda +party Let’s +go Sepolia +Someone’s discord is going crazy I love eth, +I like my feet Pandasaurus +rex Oh +I see Pandasaurus +rex I feel the urge to merge The +urge to merge The +urge to merge The +urge to merge We +are all Sepolia +I hope we merge quick Merge +merge merge Coin +seed key Sassal +loves to dance Have +merge very it’s fun merge Its +not pretend Eth +is the future I like big butts and +I cannot lie The +merge goes nom nom And +the merge goes nom nom nom Hashrate +proof of work Testnets +is very volatile Proof +of stake No +gifs Oh, +Sepolia, oh Sepolia +You’re the ugliest of the testnets Proof +of stake is king Rest +in peace, proof of waste Figurines +Giraffe Burn +baby burn RIP +bitcoin Latest +finalized block ropsten Sepolia +goerli bellatrix merge Going +go figurines We +are gonna merge then purge Then +splurge, then splurge private digital coin seed key +have very long secret pass phrase that will +prevent animal weasel brain person like you obtain +any large wealth Nom +nom nom nom nom nom Juicy +merge Sponsored +by rocketpool Easiest +to pronounce though My +private key on Sepolia +is Sabrina +will you marry me Is +that a true, a real, proposal that’s amazing +Sassal merge your figurines, Sassal +merge your figurines Oh +yeah, Wait +does Sabrina +know you Panda +rules The +merge will lead to the purge When +Where’s the merge Where’s +the merge a day mann Where’s +the merge merge a day mann Query +the difficulty up code Several +people are typing I have the urge, the +urge to merge The +urge to merge Let +it moon They +don’t know Second +best Anthony +likes the juicy merge The +merge, The +Merge The +eth Mergeooooor +The urge to merge Vitalik +is urging his master node soon, right? Ropsten, +Sepolia, Goerli +merge Let’s +burn it, burn, let’s burn EIP +1559 Nine +nine Panda +poap where are you Peekaboo +merge, peekaboo merge Finally +got some GPUs +for you The +GPUs will be cheap forever now Let’s +burn less coal, let’s burn less coal Sustainable, +Sustainable Oh, +sustainable S +99.95% Purple +haze all in my merge Charles +is my daddy Mario’s +stomach was shut down The +Sepolia Merge, +The Sepolia +miners now Please +don’t do that I would prefer not How +close are we How +close are we IT’s +coming the merge, IT’s +coming the merge The +merge will not reduce gas fees Three +minutes just updated Vitalik +clapping Vitalik +clapping Vitalik +dancing Vitalik +dancing Beacon +chain nom nom nom More +ascii pandas please New +world is coming New +world the merge Be +a node operator Pandas +singing through the merge Ah, +we’re merging Ah, +we’re merging Stake +your eth, because 3AC getting FOMO +1 minute The +real merge is 3AC’s bank balance merging with +zero Sassal +dance, Sassal +Dance Here +it comes, here it comes Sepolia, +here it comes The +pandas are coming We’re +not diverging until we’re merging The +merge the urge, Max +Klieser will squirm As +Sepolia merge will purge Proof +of waste Can’t +wait til BTC +maxis are purged The +merge is the best place on the whole +earth Proof +of stake! Proof +of stake! Activated +at last! Proof +of stake! Proof +of stake! Activated +at last! Cuz +we’re merging And +we’re merging And +we merged" +"Pedro the Pangolin says, “I don’t need their love.”","As he munches on some grubs from a stump. +“And if they want to blame me for keeping them at home, +That’s all right, I’ll just wait for them to go.” +“Oh cuz I’ve been here for 80 million years +I’ve seen it all, and you don’t scare me much +Dinosaurs and asteroids, you’re nothing more than a slight annoyance +Now leave me to my grubs from a stump” +Pedro the Pangolin says, “I can save my friends.” +As he waddles out the door into the dark +“If there’s one thing I’ve learned, in all my days on earth +It’s that there always time to fix what’s torn apart.” +Oh cuz I’ve been here for 80 million years +I’ve kept my cool and I’ll keep it cooler still +Saber tooth and giant sloth, mass graves and atom bombs +Now leave me to carry out my will.”" +When Moses,"returned from a long trip to the mountain +When God +had gone silent the commandments had been counted +what's the first thing he said Did +his heart fill with song after being away +for so long Did +he say oh oh it's good to be +home Wanna +curl up and snuggle with the one that +I love Did +he say oh oh it's good to be +home God's +great and everything but I've +had enough after long years of battle 1813 +Napoleon returned to his Josephine +what's the first thing she hear as he +opened the door Was +she in his arms before his hat hit +the floor Did +he say oh oh it's good to be +home Wanna +curl up and snuggle with the ones that +I love Did +he say oh oh it's good to be +home I like to conquer but for now +it's After +a full month of marching being arrested a +year spent in prison Locked +up but not suppressed Gandhi +walked peacefully to the room he called home +did he prefer company or like to be +alone Did +he say oh oh it's good to be +home Wanna +curl up and snuggle with the ones that +I love Did +he say O +oh oh it's good to be home I +like to march for freedom but now it's +enough we got trains we got planes we +got motor bikes and cars Seems +we're always moving we are but there's nothing +like the feeling when you get back to +town you flip on the light you set +your bags down and you say oh oh +it's good to be home Gonna +curl up and snuggle with the ones that +I love I say oh oh it's good +to be home it's fun to be away +but for now I've +had enough" +It only takes one,"Moment to say +How you really feel +At the end of the day +It only takes one +Moment to make +Me forget +The pain and heart break +It only takes one +Final breath +Before your lost in the sun +To all of us who are left +It only takes one +Slip of the tongue +To forever regret +What you’ve done +But it takes a lifetime +To know if it’s +All been worth it +This heart +I’ve got +Should I praise or curse it? +It only takes one +Misguided desire +To rearrange the wood +Add fuel to the fire +It only takes one +Bad taste in your mouth +To keep some people in +And shut some people out +It only takes one +Impression to judge +Is this someone you hate +Or someone you love +It only takes one +Bullet from a gun +To change the course +Of history’s run" +Goodbye hotel,"Train to airport +Take your shoes off +And then we board +Sleep while you can +Land at JFK +Taxi take me +I want to go home" +Well I'm,"looking down this microscope in my lab Say +hey Jim +what you finding Oh +nothing Ah +now let me see here What +you got there I bet you got something +real cool in that microscope In +the microscope Oh +yeah Cause +we got beakers And +look at these microbes They're +all just swimming all around Oh +you wanna see That's +all right with me Oh +yeah We +got these little tiny macros and we're learning +all about them But +I don't think Well +yeah I think so Whoa +whoa Now +look at this You +got pond scum You +got flowers You +got leaves and trees and butterflies You +got a nasty nest in the wind You +got roots beneath the trees and everything When +you pour the milk When +you pour the milk when you make your +cheese sandwich And +the leaves are changing And +the microbes are there the whole time The +microbes are there the whole time The +microbes are there the whole time They're +everywhere Oh +they're everywhere the whole time Even +back when Isaac +Newton was doing stuff and he was looking +at these bones well he was thinking about +microbes and bacteria He +came back to write at his desk with +his big quill And +he said hmm bacteria And +then later this gentleman with two big beakers +and all he liked to pour one into +the other And +then he looked in the microscope and said +hmm He +said hmm Let +I got bunnies I got cage I got +tons of stuff in my page Oh +I'm gonna dip this thing in this thing +Then I'm +gonna dip it over into this thing I +go dip I go spread I go dip +spread dip dip spread Ah +but what about what I got over here +I dip and spread And +this is what you get when you dip +and spread Mmm +Now we're back in the present Mmm +I got my book I got my book +and I'm +writing down what I see here Yeah +we're just having a friendly chat A +couple of scientists Just +like scientists throughout the ages B +Parasites saproites saprophytes autotrophs parasites sapophorites autotrophs microbes" +"Back in 62 it was sticky summer hot, hot, hot","There was Bette Davis with her old RCA tube box +She made me feel things that I had never felt before +They don’t make em like her any more +Nowadays my cable box heart +Couldn’t take something like her +But still there’s plenty of room +To ruminate the way things were +I don’t take vacations +I don’t honeymoon +Had a herniated disc +But I was back by noon +My wife understands +And my kids are OK +I need to fix +Or I will fade away +She had three kids and a big debt from studying law +She had a 55 inch flat screen hanging on her wall +There are some things in life that we just can’t control +She hired me to install a stripper pole +My mom Ruth she died of a heart attack +I dropped out of Forest Hills and went to help my dad +Nowadays, I get bagels every morning with the jokers from the block +I’m a social worker, a bartender, a cheerleader and a cop +Be still my cable box heart +It’s a zenith 82 with black trim +Just like the one we used to have +I never thought I’d see her again" +Fuck you monkey pox,"Everybody hates you so god damn much +We’ve been through quite enough +So don’t you dare come near me +Not another one +Not another one +Keep your rubbers on +Cuz you never know +Where it’s gonna go +I know that you’re so sick of it +But we’re still right in the thick of it" +Sunday evening,"Forget your troubles +You've got rain boots +Life is puddles +You're getting married +Aw the suit’s been fitted +The weight you carry +And the crime’s committed +Sunday evening and you're walking proud +Sunday evening turning everything around +Sunday evening +Say it slowly +Nothing's heavy +Nothing's holy +Crossing midnight +Then the Monday's chatter +It’s a wild fight +To make Sunday matter +Sunday evening and you’re walking proud +Sunday evening and you turn everything around +Sunday evening and you’re walking proud +Sunday evening and you turn it around +Sunday evening and you’re walking proud +Sunday evening turning everything around" +"Matthias Koenig,","use your power tools To +find the Higgs +boson and prove that physics’ rules are true +Edie and Peter +and Ted +and Will +and the rest of your family Know +that no matter what you do you’ll always +try your best and Happy +graduation x4 Matthias +Koenig, use your fencing foil To +forget those stupid grad school Make +music and destroy all evil It’s +clear that you can do whatever you want +to do The +world is your playground and is wide open +to you Happy +graduation x4 Now +it’s time for a metal breakdown! Happy +graduation x4 Yeah!" +You can walk around deaf with your head in the sand,"Like an ostrich posing +For the grand foreclosing +Or come to me and ask for a hand +And I’ll provide it +No one’s outside it +And you won’t find a soul more qualified +heart more undenied +Than one that beats in me +And standing there in just your underwear +You look like heaven to me +You look like joy and freedom +You whisper softly to the wind +Our hopes and wishes +All the birds and glitches +But if you’re looking for a real friend +Just look, you found him +And then you surround him +And you won’t find a soul more qualified +heart more undenied +Than one that beats in me +And standing there in just your underwear +You look like heaven to me +You look like joy and freedom +You won’t find a soul more qualified +heart more undenied +Than one that beats in me +And standing there in just your underwear +You look like heaven to me +You look like joy and freedom" +"Short song, long song","Ain’t no right or wrong song +When I’m dead and long gone +Short song, long song +Short song, long song +Ain’t no right or wrong song +When I’m dead and long gone +Short song, long song +I write songs of many lengths +Many lengths +Of song +When I write a song +May be short +May be long +Short song, long song +Ain’t no right or wrong song +When I’m dead and long gone +Short song, long song +Short song, long song +Ain’t no right or wrong song +When I’m dead and long gone +Short song, long song" +One hand open,"One hand closed +Feel the weight +Call me back +Down this country road +Feel the weight +Feel the weight +Feel the weight +Tastes so sour +That I can’t stand straight, oh +Feel the weight +Hmmm hmmm +There’s nothing here but +Big old golden sacks +Feel the weight +I was counting +But I lost track, so +Feel the weight +Feel the weight +Oh oh oh +Feel the weight +Oh oh oh +What did I miss? +I came in late, so +Feel the weight +Feel the weight +No time for +Feeling sorry for myself +If I was feeling sorry +It wouldn’t help +Hey, hey living in a +Scared little brain +Hey hey +Pick up the pieces +Say a prayer and +Feel the weight +Feel the weight +Feel the weight oh oh +Feel the weight +Feel the weight +I carry it now +At any rate, so +Feel the weight +Just feel the weight +Running water +And an open book +Feel the weight +I wanna see +But I’m scared to look +Feel the weight +Feel the weight +Feel the weight +Oh oh oh +Self-determined +Or bound by fate +You’re gonna feel the weight +You’re gonna feel the weight +Feel the weight +Feel the weighttttttttttttttttttttttt +Feel the weight" +Or sagging with unsightly fat,"My secret Dynaflex method +Will cram pep and vigor +And red-blooded vitality +Into your puny, exhausted body +Once Dynaflex makes you +two-fisted dynamo of manly beauty +Rippling with power, glowing with magnetic appeal +You’ll be bursting with get up and go, get up and go +Man, you’ll really be alive +Tingling with zest and rip roaring energy +For the first time in years +For the first time in years +Whether you’re then and scrawny +Or sagging with unsightly fat +My secret Dynaflex +method +Will cram pep and vigor +And red-blooded vitality +Into your puny, exhausted body +Once Dynaflex makes you +two-fisted dynamo of manly beauty +Rippling with power, glowing with magnetic appeal +You’ll be bursting, just bursting with get up and go +You’ll be really alive +Man, you’ll be really alive +Man you’ll be, you’ll be, you’ll be really alive" +"Elizabeth Warren,","Elizabeth Warren +My once high esteem has now fallen It +started when you didn’t endorse Bernie +Now you’ve got this anti-Crypto army If +I post my songs to Spotify, +I enrich Daniel +Ek If +I post my songs to YouTube, +it all goes to Alphabet +If I try to use Patreon, +those VCs +will benefit And +Bandcamp union busting, no I don’t like it +one bit So +what am I supposed to do That’s +the question I have for you It’s +my livelihood I’m +trying to pursue You +want to tear it down ooo ooo ooo +Elizabeth Everyday +I write my song And +turn it into an NFT +Somebody out there decides to buy it Directly +from me No +stupid billionaire, and no dumb VCs +No large corporations, it’s just my fans and +me You’re +so smug and sure that anti-crypto just makes +sense But +You’re helping to entrench the power of the +people that you’re supposedly against" +"Lou, Lou,","Lou Wherever +you're going to, you're probably still writing songs +Lou, Lou, +Lou I learned so much from you Just +how to shut up and do it and +move along You +said that Andy +told you you were lazy And +I felt like he could have been talking +to me So +you just started writing songs like crazy And +I knew that's how I wanted to be +Oh Lou, +Lou, Lou +On the day that I found you I +was a teenager who needed your perspective And +Lou, Lou, +Lou As +I formed and grew I did my best +to follow your directive I've +tried to stay true to myself No +matter which way the sidewalk takes me I +work hard and I make the most of +it And +I do this daily Oh +Lou, Lou, +Lou All +my idols idolize you And +you bore that adoration with such ease Yeah +Lou, Lou, +Lou Wherever +you're going to I knew you would still +do as you please Oh +Lou, Lou, +Lou, Lou +Lou, Lou, +Lou Lou, +Lou, Lou, +Lou Lou, +Lou, Lou, +Lou" +I'm fine,"I'm fine +My back is just a little itchy and +I'm tired +I'm tired +Had a pretty long day +And it's 900 on the +West coast which means it's 1100 on the +East +Coast 9 10 11 12 +Oh it's 1200 on the east coast +And +I normally go to bed at 10 o'clock so +I'm really tired +I shouldn't have waited until the last minute to do my song +But somehow that's what +I always do when +I'm on the +West +Coast +It's what +I always do +Do do do do do do do do do do do do +My mom said +I used to sing about death a lot +Now +I just sing about being tired +That's how my priorities have shifted" +Is on the roof again,"Is on the roof again +Is on the roof again +Better get them off +Is on the +Is on the roof +Is on the roof again +Is on the roof again +Better get them off +Is on the roof again +Is on the roof again +Roof again +Ohhh" +Should you have a plan for the future,"Or should you just wait and see what comes +They say that god just laughs at you +That he thinks you're really dumb +All the angels are singing sad songs +They don't care what happens to you +You can plan your life or shoot from the hip +They've got no stake in what you do +Elephants remember +Squirrels plan for cold +House cats lounge around all day +Dogs eat puke and mold +The cells in your body +Die and are reborn +Your skin it can remember +Touch it's felt before +Your fingers can remember +Your legs know how to bike +God is up there laughing at you +He's getting ready to strike" +"16 degrees, running up a hill, do what","I can, I do what I will, I +run in the cold, I run in the +storm, I run when it's sunny, I run +when it's warm, oh yeah. I knew a +man ran till he dropped, I knew a +woman ran she never stopped, I'm +not like them, I run once a day, +I run just enough to keep my blues +away, yeah. I run when I'm +healthy, I run when I'm +sick, I run a few less miles when +I'm sick, oh that's the trick, I run +when I'm +dead, I run to feel alive, I'll +be running up in heaven someday, by and +by, oh yeah. I run like the river, +I run like the wind, I run like +the rabbit, the turtle or the pig, I +huff and I puff, I run and I +run, I never look back to see how +far I've +come, well, my thigh muscles are getting kinda +huge, they're really big, not sure what to +do, my thigh muscles are as big as +a cow, I'm +not sure what to do about them right +now, oh no. When +cars drive by, I give them a wave, +sometimes they wave back, sometimes they say, who +the hell is that guy running up the +hill, it's a big, steep hill, and he's +singing a stupid song, oh yeah. I run +in the city, I run the country too, +I just run, well that's what I do, +I run cause it's good for my health, +I run and I run and I say, +oh well, oh yeah. So +it's 16 degrees, I'm +running up a hill, do what I can, +I do what I will, I run in +the sleet, I run when it's warm, I +run when it's 16 degrees outside, and I +run when it's warm." +Social media is a real strange phrase,"I wonder how history will view this phase +of human development +If you can call it that +If you’re not paying for it you are the product +It’s easy to miss it when we’re all caught up +In chasing the feeling of being loved +Always out of reach, so out of touch +What seems innocuous at first +Is often the thing that hurts the worst +It’s a long term experiment with half the planet +Participating accidentally +Hundreds of thousands of the brightest minds +Unimaginable at any other time +All working towards one singular thing +To sell another car, to make the algorithm sing" +I used to think if I didn't eat meat,"that I was doing my part +I couldn't give up cheese and dairy +and I didn't see why I should start +After all cows always give milk +to be enjoyed by me and you +I never stopped to question +whether or not that's true +Dairy cows are kept pregnant +just about their entire lives +artificially inseminated +Mooing, lonely wives +giving birth every year, baby +calves just taken away +And that's how you get your cheese +each and every day +cows cows +they're just mothers without their children +cows cows +they are crying out to find them +and it all happens over and over again +the dairy cows children +are separated out +females share their mama's fate +they too will be dairy cows +pumped full of hormones +starting at the age of 1 +they normally live to 25 +but 5 years of this and they're done +cows cows +they're just mothers without their children +cows cows +they are crying out to find them +and it all happens over and over again +but what about her sons +they got no milk to give +so in the eyes of this system +they got no right to live +They are just a thing left over +Wasted life into a meal +When they end up on a dinner plate +'Cause someone ordered veal" +Leave ZachXBT alone you assholes,"Crypto needs a conscience and he is it +Don’t blame him for the rug +It’s not his fault you were fucked +We need him here calling out the shit +Leave ZachXBT alone you assholes +Stop whining when things don’t go your way +Being a crypto cop +Is the most thankless fucking job +ZachXBT please stay +Leave ZachXBT alone, you assholes" +Saturday morning,"Steadily climbing +Inching her way up +No more waiting +She answers hatred +With only God and love +She takes the flag down +She takes the flag down +This flag comes down today +So self assured +With loud clear words +Framed by the blue sky +I’m prepared she said +To be arrested +And the whole world knows why +And all the law abiding citizens +Have already raised back up the flag +But the courage she inspired will only build +She makes me want to be better +And they can’t replace that +Saturday morning +Light and salvation +Who shall I fear +Handcuffs on +And then she’s gone +But what she did’s still here" +I still think that the big big bank,"should have been broken up I still think +that the billionaire money should be all distributor +distribut distributor I still think when it's raining +that I feel more happy than in the +sunshine I still think that it's made of +this thing that we call time and we +call it time and we call it time +Time that we all time I still think +if you sitting in the p and you're +looking out the wrong way I still think +that you got another thing coming if you +think I'm +gonna stay on this plan on this plan +oh no no I still think you got +a give it what you got when you +give it I still think when the world +explodes something will be left Okay +If we harness the power of the sun +do you get everyone to the other side +of the black hole Then +we might survive N" +tell me a lie,"tell me a moth +when butterfly +i'm not a soldier +but i soldier on +i put things in order +and then i am gone +book me a flight +on the moon and then back +say the words right on +then watch me attack +open a window +it's warmer with sun +i'm sam and frodo +and then i am gone" +There’s a broken down dream on the corner today,"There’s a lost soul in every single window I see +I had a good idea but I threw it away +Nobody’s ever gonna know it but me +When the tidal waves come and the shock of the fire +is ripping through the streets and in the countryside +You’ll have no choice but to bow your head in shame +And pray in the glow of the dying light +All the tracks are laid +I want to get away +One thing leads to another and then +I find myself in trouble again +On the telephone wires in the piles of birds +Where you put your mouth where you put your words +No clothes or water or energy spent +On a day that seems to be hell bent +On making each moment go by in a flash +You wanna build to last +Misfit, blanket, mosquito in love +refrigerator box is never enough +To hold the explosion of toxic days +That left everything in a broken down state +And I was too young but I’m not anymore +So I take it as it comes, fast and urgent +What I don’t understand I drill down to the core +And then I always know I deserve it" +"Hey Google, stop being a jerk","This naming policy just isn’t gonna work, oh +“Don’t be evil” +Isn’t that what you say? +Or have you forgotten? +Have you lost your way? +Some people are born with the name that they use +Some people take on a name that they choose +And who are you? +Oh yeah you own the joint +Yeah you make the rules +And you’re way off point +In some cases it’s dangerous +For someone to be anything but anonymous +And I know that you don’t wanna be +Repsonsible +For something like that +So even though you think you know what’s best +And you think you know how +People should be addresses +There’s a safety concern that you shouldn’t just overlook +The way that you are +Hey Google, stop being a jerk +This naming policy just isn’t gonna work +“Don’t be evil” +Isn’t that what you say +Well have you forgotten? +Have you lost your way? +Dr. Popular +That’s his real name +Blake Ross +That’s his real name +Violet Blue +That’s her real name +Stoot and Sighs +Those are their real names +Stop being a jerk, Google +You know we love you +Just stop being a jerk +Stop being a jerk, Google +Your real name policy +Just isn’t gonna work" +Dowabunga,"Crackalackin +It’s gaming from a +New perspective +Come on all you Fandas +Get your hand turkey +It's Isometric +Bri is Michealangeo +You never know what she'll say +It might make you uncomfortable +But in the very best way +Steve is Donatello +He hates moves that are good +His heart belongs to Nintendo +Even when sometimes it shouldn't +Georgia's Leonardo +Her laugh is the glue +From a therapist's perspective +She does right by her crew +Maddy is Raphael +Hates everyone with a heart of gold +Metroid on her mind as she +Plays keytar from her soul" +I am the EagleShark,"And I you have lit the spark! +Don't try to run away +I'm faster any day +I'm part shark and part eagle +escape attempts are so feeble +oh no what am i gonna do +he's gonna arrest me and i +don't wanna go to jail +for a million years +you can run but you can't hide +Hank i'm gonna get your this time +You are a cannibal +You are so terrible +You evil cowboy alien ninja" +I was a teenaged Gamejew,"I wore the overalls +I sang to all my heroes +I heard the plumbers call +Out on the old safari +Koopas looking like they’re gonna pounce +Princess floating all around me +Big cheep cheep hungry mouth +I wore the overalls +I wore no shirt +I jumped up in the sky +I rolled down in the dirt +They called me Gay Jew +I didn’t care +I wore those overalls +Everywhere +I was a teenaged GameJew +I had a story to tell +I threw the fireballs +Into the wishing well +Straight up the flagpole +Up into the blue +I’s floating on a cloud +And my wish came true +Now I’m living in the big city +Haven’t seen gamejew in a while +Not sure he’d rememeber me +Or if he’d like me at all" +They didn’t indict Hillary,"Clinton and that’s ok I’m +not sure it would made much of a +difference anyway At +least not in terms of getting Bernie +to be the nominee It +would have just weakened her and we don’t +want her weak I’m +gonna vote for Hillary +Clinton though I don’t want to I wish +it was Bernie, +but it’s not, so I’ll +do what I got to do She +won’t be the worst, won’t be the best, +and that’s how it is Donald +Trump would be the worst the worst presidency +would be his I’m +gonna vote for Hillary +Clinton even though she’ll take us to war +It hurts my soul but the alternative is +so much worse and more Dangerous +for the country and dangerous for the world +Dangerous for every man woman boy and girl +I’m gonna vote for Hillary +Clinton cuz she’ll probably do some stuff That +I really agree with and while that’s not +enough It’s +something better than nothing, I would prefer universal +healthcare But +in our current political system, we ain’t getting +there I’m +all for revolution, I want a total change +bottom to top I want a brand new +system for everyone, no lawyers and no cops +I want an end to all injustice no +matter the form it takes I try to +do the best I can each day when +I wake" +incandescent bulbs are dead,"and fluorescents aren't much better +but there is something else instead +it's time to upgrade your lights +LEDs last +practically forever +they're programmable DMX controllable +LEDwaves +does custom orders +price by quantity +with brand name quality" +and so that night the farmer died,"the very next day she set out a walkin' +clutching close to her breast the Rose of Hillside +so though the frigid day was a knife cutting through her +deep down she was warm inside +far above the farmer's wife an eagle was flying +deep in the brush there were eyes blinking wide +she felt as though the forest were leaning down on her +all bending towards the Rose of Hillside +there is a town not far from here called alpha omega +where the buildings are as tall as the streets are wide +the farmer's wife came through and the whole town was empty +the people there know about the Rose of Hillside +all of this i watched with great anticipation +that a lifetime of sorrow would soon subside +for standing on my porch the farmer's wife a hand of giving +and in the middle of her palm the rose of hillside" +Oarfish,"You're simply more fish +You can grow to 56 feet +You're the kind of fish I'd like to meet +But you're so shy +Nobody's ever seen you alive +You hide way down in the depths +And then wash up you're such a mess +There you are +There you are +There you are Oar fish +There you are +There you are +There you are Oar fish +images from: +theangle.net +bigfishesoftheworld.blogspot.com" +UNRWA are Hamas,"Hospitals are Hamas +Refugee tents are Hamas +Food and water are Hamas +Students are Hamas +Cookies are Hamas +Journalists are Hamas +Bedouin’s are Hamas +We are not Jews with trembling knees +We are just a tiny country +Bombs, bombs +We are weak they are strong +Now you give us more bombs +Bombs, bombs +Drake and Kendrick are Hamas +Met Gala is Hamas +Summertime is Hamas +cool breeze is Hamas +The hostages are Hamas +Their families are Hamas +Biden is Hamas +This song is Hamas +Why would you pick on little old may +You make me feel unsafe +Bombs, bombs +The only safe place for Jews +Which is why we need to light the fuse +Of bombs more bombs" +Putting a sheet on the bed in my underwear,"Putting a sheet on the bed in my underwear +I always do it wrong the first time +I always do it wrong the first time +I've got a mushroom hat on my head +Cuz I'm just that kind of guy +Who is putting a sheet on the bed in my underwear +Now it's time to get the pillow cases +Put the pillows in their cases in my underwear +And then it's time to put on the comforter +I'm making the bed in my underwear +I'm making the bed in my underwear +And now it's time to sleep" +I put the sun in my pocket with,"the planets in order I play the tune +that I learned on my penny recorder Nobody +questions me Nobody +even really see the miracles I all the +time I take the good and I turn +it ugly so people ignore it I give +it to the needy and others who are +grateful for it I wasn't born this way +through the fire I became something unexplicably mine +oh you can never have too much O +Of a good thing oh Unless +you're drowning in it and then the angels +same I rip apart the headlines that are +built to distract I put together all the +pieces each and a side way I turned +away from God +and I've +earned everything I've +got everything and then the world made of +light I scratch the edge that's all I'm +growing back I squeezed a heart that's beating +him on attack and I told the truth +on the stand but they still cut off +my hands and now I'm +pounding the pavement through the night O +you can never have too much O +Of a good thing oh until you're drowning +in it and then the angels oh you +can never have too much oh Of +a good thing oh until you're drowning in +it and then the angels sing" +Go out into the world ,"wild and bizarre +show them that you're strong +like the beast that you are. +Raucous and bemused +full of vigor and stomp +and you will cackle and yell +as you party and romp +up in heaven +with your wild things close +Now you got reason to boast +there'll never be nobody else like you Maurice +Plain spoken never sugar coating the truth with these +stories that come straight out of my own dreams +they were part of me that's how it always seemed. +Curl up into a ball in the middle of the street +let them walk all over you but that is not defeat +When you make the rules they're yours to break +and you can make what you want just for its own sake +up in heaven with your wild things near +You'll never disappear, +you'll never be nobody else like you Maurice. +Plain spoken never sugar coat the truth with These +stories that come straight out of my own dreams +they were part of me that's how it always seemed. +Throw a fit in a tantrum +get thrown out of the bar +wander darkened streets +back where the wild things are +I will follow your lead +pick up where you left off +I will do my own thing +I will be my own boss +and up in heaven +I hear your wild things cry +Time to celebrate and die +There'll never be nobody else like you Maurice. +Plain spoken never sugar coat the truth with These +stories that come straight out of my own dreams +they were part of me that's how it always seemed. +There'll never be nobody else like you Maurice. +Plain spoken never sugar coat the truth with These +stories that come straight out of my own dreams +they were part of me that's how it always seemed." +I ran a quiet time here on this,"Sunday afternoon +Goodbye +Looking out the window +Feel the blue spot with normal maybe concentine +Clown up +Leave me love play my guitar" +It’s the weekend,"My mind is blank +I’ve got no monkeys in my barrel +And no tigers in my tank +I’m tired +My back is sore +I walked three miles +Now I’m going to the store +Why +do I feel guilty +When the song I write +Is kind of shitty +Where does that come from +Who’s voice is it +And who’s voice is drowned out +In all this shit" +"If you try to cheat death, where you're looking for trouble, ","everybody's got to die, and that can't be muddled, +for they'll take your cells and they'll keep on from dying, +you'll live to a thousand without even trying, +but life wouldn't matter, just like a vampire said, +and love would be shattered, into a million pieces +and it sucks that we have to die, but we got to, +it sucks to say goodbye, oh we have to, +you can cheat death with your brain, +but your sadness will remain, +oh it sucks we got to die, +oh we got to, +you can use science to minimize pain, +but a breakthroughs happen too fast to contain, +all consequences, foreseen and unknown, +so we stumble along blindly, so afraid and alone, +oh science can do so much to provide, +answers to questions, but meanings left +wide, open, wide, open, wide, open, wide, open, +and sucks that we have to die, oh we got to, +it sucks to say goodbye, oh we have to, +you can cheat death with your brain, +but your sadness will still remain, +and it sucks that we have to die, oh we got to, +and it sucks that we have to die, oh we got to, +and it sucks that we got to die, oh we have to." +Driving on a freeway for Thanksgiving,"Ain't this a crazy life that we've been +living How +do I give thanks when everything is in +the tank How +do I go forward when I feeling so +scared I don't know Driving +on the freeway going north Everybody +swerving back and forth the pendulum swings and +there it goes back and forth and no +one knows what makes it swing Is +it anything what makes it swing Is +it anything or nothing Or +nothing Giving +thanks when the fascist dictator Is +bearing down and making all kinds of noise +and is coming for you Imagining +the checkpoints along the road Papers +please Let +me see your papers Let +me see your papers" +She is the queen of indecision,"When it comes to most things +She can never decide +Renting a movie +Or what to eat for dinner +To which graduate school +Should she apply +But given a choice +It’s always Dr. Pepper +She can decide +She doesn’t have to think about it +Given a choice +I wish we were still together +And I regret +Ever giving her reason to doubt it +I have my new life in California +world away +From everything that we were +But when me and my friends +Go out for pizza +I’m at the soda fountain +And I’m thinking of her +I know we can’t be together +It’s all too clear +Some days I wish I couldn’t see +So I’ll spend my days +Drinking Dr. Pepper +Wondering if +She thinking of me" +There was an evil king who always did what he pleased,"He built a statue of himself +And he cut down all the trees +Then he made ??? get down on our knees +And say, “Ohhh, king of monkeys, gnomes, and nacho cheese” +“You are the master of the universe” +??? +??? all the keys +King of monkeys, gnomes, and nacho cheese x2 +Cheese" +Every day figuring,"Little music lovers +Full function +Get a printed record with batteries +You’re the driver +Fill response +Pre mounted +Tune to a blank spot +This rugged little radio +Spare tires are tuning controls" +If my grandpa had the internet,"He mighta done a song a day +But instead he became a lobbyist +For anyone that could pay +With three kids to support +Out in San Bernardino +I can see him writing songs +Sitting at the piano +Nowhere to share them +In between his active lobby +No feedback or opinions on them +Nothing but a hobby +Now I sit here writing +Straight out of my skull +You all can watch and comment +It’s a goddam miracle +I can make my living +Writing songs and having fun +I don’t have to be a lobbyist +Or work for anyone +I know that my grandpa +Would be all kinds of proud +Up somewhere in heaven +Singing on a cloud" +I don't want to do my song today,"I just want to play the new act +raise the new act razor The +new act razor game Act +raiser's one of my favorite games since I +was the age of 10 I never thought +that we would see another game like that +again But +it's not just a remix and not just +a remake It's +a whole reimagining of that original game with +some tower defense stuff which I don't normally +like But +then that's the thing about actraiser It's +not the kind of game I normally like +But I love this game Yeah +Yeah I love it So +I never owned it back in the day +We just rented all the time Oh +oh Remember +when you had to rent the games when +you go to the video store and you +look at the boxes there and say mom +can I please just get one more One +more Oh +actraiser I wanna play atrazer I got so +much work to do But +I want to play with you It" +What a beautiful day to the outside I,"guess I'll +sit on the back porch and sing now +What a beautiful day what a beautiful day +Jippy's playing games on her i Phone +I'm strumming my four string banjo What +a beautiful day what a beautiful day What +a beautiful day to sit out on the +back porch on the back porch on the +back porch all of my muscles are so +tired I wanna go fly away into the +sky to see the beautiful day from above +to see what all of the seagulls are +doing up oh up there Oh +what a beautiful day What +a beautiful day" +"Here, here","Where is here? +I'm afraid, I'm still with fear +I can't walk when church bells ring +I can't talk, but I can sing +If I knew what you want to say +I'd be a psychic and I'd make you pay +Me money to tell your future +And then we'd have some tea +I know you better than you know yourself +I know you better than you know yourself (wah-ohhhh) +I know you better than you know yourself +I know you better than you know yourself +Fly, fly +Birds can fly +I want a superpower average guy +Hold me hostage in a barren cell +Then think of a number, but don't tell +Look so could, could eat you up +Drop the wrench when you've had enough +Of my antics, I'm speechless +Let's go to the beach +I know you better than you know yourself +I know you better than you know yourself (wah-ohhhh) +I know you better than +I know you better than +I know you better than you know yourself +Let's break it down +(Lalalalalalala...) +Nice, nice +Let's be nice +Let's Jens Lekman and let's Feist +Let's hold hands in the afterlife +And do it in the clouds +I know you better than you know yourself +I know you better than you know yourself (wah-ohhhh) +I know you better than you know yourself +I know you better than you know yourself (wah-ohhhh)" +What? I taste funny. I sound funny. I,"sound funny though. I sound funny. I sound +funny. Times +Square was built on a swamp. That +river's gonna do what it wants. Hurricanes +and the ocean gets higher. The +rain falls, there's a wall of fire. And +you know when it all comes down to +ten people that you have around you. But +they be there a year from now. Five +years, ten years, fifty years out. Tragedy +requires hope. But +I check out and I'm +just like nope. Lost +in the dust bowl or mom's cyclone. Looking +for the dopamine hit from my eyeball. You +know when it all comes down to ten +people that you have around you. They +be there a year from now. Five +years, ten years, fifty years out. Five +years, ten years, fifty years out. Gold +bags in the midnight hustle. A +bone's shaking to my two-tenths muscle. We +do our best to ignore it. In +fact, they won't let us live if we +can't pay for it. You +know when it all comes down to ten +people that you have around you. They +be there a year from now. Five +years, ten years, fifty years out. You +know when it all comes down to ten +people that you have around you. But +they be there a year from now. Five +years, ten years, fifty years out. Five +years, ten years, fifty years out. You" +I look up at the stage and what do I see?,"Six colorful balls staring back at me +The Power of Partnership in all it's glory +Six big colorful balls +Taiko drummers with glow bands +The boom of the drum makes me want to dance +Throw back my head and throw up my hands +At the six big colorful balls +Six big colorful balls +Three on each side of the stage +Each one symbolizes +That we're all on the same page +Eric demaree and david smith +Gave us the rundown of what to expect +We also saw David's baby picture +Between the six big colorful balls +Jim's blazer's are always super cool +And Charlie wanted to be cool too +He got a women's blazer and I thought it looked good +Against the six big colorful balls +(And they told us how) +Verostone is durable +and easy to take care of +it's got a bunch of different skus and all the latest looks +And it's over 75% real stone +Howard and Eric showed us 10 ways +Of getting your customers extra engaged +Money on the table, don't let it go to waste +Six big colorful balls +Accidental Housewife gave some gloves +Bedazzled and bejeweled and created with love +Terri took them beneath the watchful eyes of +The six big colorful balls +Six big colorful balls +Just as big n bright as you please +I can hear them whispering +Just Shorn and Relax it's Lee's +You got partnership in the University +Where CCA is stepping addressing your needs +The C1 Retail Consulting Group, sweet +Six big colorful balls +Sandy Mishkin, keeping it real +He'll beat up all the vendors if they don't give you deals +He's the Wizard of Oz, so just click your heals +at the six big colorful balls +Everything you do, you can do better +With the profound act of doing it together +So when you go back home, just remember +The six big colorful balls" +It’s Christmas evenings,"I’ll eat lots of sweet things +To celebrate Jesus +Does he even need us +All it’s doing +Is reinforcing +The patriarchy +It’s such malarkey +He did this and +He did that and +He must forgive you +For the way that you live you +Don’t have to worry +Here’s the story +And as long as you sing it +He brings forgiveness +But me I wanna +Get hot as a sauna +And look inside and +Blow my mind and +Find the path to +Forgive myself oooo +I don’t need him to +This cross man statue +I look around and +The thing I’ve found is +That sin is real +But here’s the deal +You’ve got to find a +Way to align your +Self with all your +Multiple failures +It’s Christmas evenings +I’ll eat lots of sweet things +To celebrate Jesus +Does he even need us" +G,"M +Opening a +Blancos box +Are you guys still at it +Whales and dolphins and sharks in space +Whales and dolphins and sharks in space +Liquidity mining +Yes +Ha ha ha ha +Yes +Whale shark +Whale tail +Smiling little chubby thing +One year later +Many whales in the ocean +New haircut +Happy birthday +Gigian +How do you say that +I'm sorry +I'm going to keep messing that up +Gian +Giant +Can someone write it phonetically for me +Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha +Woot woot +Touchers touching in the no touch channel +Happy birthday whale shark +Ggn +Ggr +Touchers touching when wig when +Whale shark +Wink wink +Yeah +I'm part of club art do number 44 +Always having fun +Always having fun +Always having fun +I just had some +Mac and cheese and it was +Bom bom bom bom bom +Social tokens to the moon +I wish +I had a +Wawa pedal for this song +When he's humble nice art is fun +No pineapple on pizza +Funny funny song +A day man is the best +Wait maybe pineapple on pizza +Someone tie my shoes +Someone tie my shoes +Someone tie my shoes +No way +Yes +Pineapple on pizza +Hi ho +Ha ha ha +This is the best day ever +Someone ties his shoes +Pump the price +Pump the price +That would be nice +Yes +Pineapple +Yes pine +Pine +Pineapple +Yes pine +Pine +Pineapple +Yes pine +Pine +Pineapple +Yes +Pineapple +Gottalove the whiff +No pineapple on pizza +Please +Kirby and +Waddle +Dee +Love you +Well +Go to the moon +We'll swim in the oceans not lakes +In the oceans not lakes +In the oceans not lakes +Yes +Pineapple +Hot pizza with a side of ham +Lo so sweet +Excuse me +I believe you have my stapler +Let's meet at +Whale +Island +Drop +Dropthat +Drop that air drop +This song may contain traces of pineapple traces +Traces +Pineapple +Traces of p +Pineapple +Traces +Traces of pineapple +We got a hole to play ro it's raining well +Aha +It's raining well hallelujah +It's raining well +Aha +No acid for air drops +It's against the rules +It's raining well +Ha ha +It's raining well hallelujah +It's raining well yes +He sang it +One well +One +One +That's all +I wanted +Yes yes +A one whale +Another day another way +Wow +Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha +It's raining whale uh huh +It's raining well hallelujah +It's raining wells all over the world it's raining well hallelujah +Pineapple +Pine pineapple pie +Pineapple +Pineapple on pizza +I'm well and well is it me or as well +Just pretty cool +Wait +I didn't get any rain +I didn't get any rain +I am active +Pineapples and whales are equally amazing +Non fungible token +It was appropriate for this song +Hello guys +I got 99 but +Well ain't 1 +It's raining +Well uh huh +It's raining +Well hallelujah +It's raining +Well it's raining +Well hallelujah +It's raining +Well everybody sing +It's raining +Well hallelujah +It's raining +Well it's raining +Raining +Well hallelujah +It's raining +Well it's raining +Well hallelujah +It's raining +Well it's raining +Well hallelujah" +Last year I coulda sworn that it was only me,"I messed up I thought I blew my opportunity +Did you want me +Did you want me to stay +I'm not good at seeing these things +There's probably nothing anyway +But everybody's telling me that +It's all +It's all in my head +There's nothing wrong with me +What if I went up and said +What I'm +What I am feeling right now +I'll just keep singing this song +And hope you never find out +This time I feel like maybe I can't let this go +I need to, say what I'm feeling just to let you know +But now my times almost up +You're going to walk out that door +I've nothing left but to tell you +I never did expect that you would +Kiss me +And feel the same way I did +There's nothing wrong with me +I should have listened to friends +Now I'm smiling +I'll just keep singing this song +And hope some day you find out +And sing along" +Through the smoke and through the flames,"The world will know your name +Aaron Bushnell +The newspapers will ignore +Your cry you let out a roar +But we heard +Every single word +You said, “Free Palestine” +As the sky went by +As you cried and cried +“Free Palestine” +They trained their gun on you +All they know how to do +Their hatred makes them blind +They all say you lost your mind +Aaron Bushnell +But in a world that’s gone insane +Your sacrifice is not in vain +Because we see you +We believe in you +You lived and you died +Standing against +Aaron Bushnell +From the river to the sea +Palestine will be free +And we will sing your name +Across time and space" +Can’t locate,"Myself in space +Where’s my feet +Where’s my knees +I’m all torn up +With a droopy face +I’m a mismatch +This this that +Catch my falling thoughts +Before they fade into the distance +I can’t remember +Another instance +Of feeling out of sorts +Like this +Of all the last resorts +I missed +Oh well +I guess I’ll go for a run" +I’m running out of space,"On my hard drives +I’ve almost filled them up +12 Terebytes +I make a new song everyday +With a video too, it’s so much space +7 years down and many more to go +Filling drives interrupts my flow +I need a better storage solution +Synology +I need to do some future proofin’ +Synology +I wanna centralize my data +Over 2500 original songs and videos +I can’t keep track +I don’t want always have to think about storage +I just wanna concentrate on making songs +It works for Marco, Casey and John +What’s right for them can’t be wrong +FTP, SMB, WebDAV +Protocols Unique +Remote access +iTunes Stream +Mobile +Backup to cloud or USB +Photo sharing +Sync devices" +"Joe Biden, Retire","Democracy’s at risk they say +I’m like, OK… +It’s so much worse than that +And you throw it all away +For one more day +Sucking on the corporate crack…pipe +Joe Biden, Retire +In a single day +The Supreme Court made +the president a king +And legalized bribery +And criminalized homelessness +Biden did nothing about this +Oh yeah and they gutted the EPA +Drone strike the Supreme Court +They just ruled it’s legal for +Joe Biden to drone strike the Supreme Court" +Fight your way to love,"In ten easy steps +Step one: Learn Tai Chi +Step two: Become an expert +In chemical engineering +And leverage that into photography +Step three: Learn to break dance +In pajamas at high noon +Step four: Take a sabbatical +And stare wistfully at the moon +Step five: You gotta cook +Step six: See the forest +Don’t get lost in the trees +Step seven: Lose some weight +Gain it back in step eight +Then forget about it and weigh what you please +Step nine: Be kind to animals +No one likes a puppy kicker +Step ten: Don’t be a big jerk +Go easy on the hard liquor +Fight your way to love +You really got to fight +It’s my guaranteed path to success +Stick to my plan +You’ll find love for sure +It’s just ten easy steps" +I will help you find,"What you’re looking for +When the sky fumbles +And the lions roar +In the open air +Or between four walls +I will be there +To catch your falls +You know it’s true what they say +I will love you for infinity and a day +You know it’s true what they said +I love you my little silly head +I was broken down +And insecure +I was looking out +And so unsure +And still sometimes +Those feelings hit +But when I’m with you +It’s you I’m with" +We want to help you make,"Your stains disappear +So here’s a handy song +For some common stains you fear +Wine +Or other liquid stains +Cover it with ice cubes +Lay a towel over the cubes +and leave until they’ve melted +Blood +You spit on it +As long as it’s your own +The enzymes in your saliva +Breakdown the blood +Chocolate is simple +Just let it dry out +Then brush it away +Oil +Use baking soda or baby powder +And apply immediately +Let it sit on the oil spot +And it will absorb +Silver +Tarnish if you don’t have polish +Use white tooth paste +Has a very mild abrasive +Crayon +Use WD40 +I’ve used it on a letter ottoman +And a cast iron radiator +Deodorant +Use the clean part of the shirt +To rub away the residue +Leather discoloration +From dark jeans +Like from carrying a big hand bag +Just use baby wipes" +What's in your heart? What's,"in your brain? When +the fire truck comes to explain. There's +smoke that's coming out of the ground. What's +in your brain? Rattling +around when things fall down. On +to the floor. What +will you say? What +will you do? When +all the Christmas +lights have been put away. What +will you say? What +will you say? No +one ever knows just where the wind will +blow them all around. What's +in your heart? What's +in your mind? All +the worries that you left behind. All +rattling down a dusty road. What's +in your mind? What +do you know for sure? What +do you know for sure? What +do you know? About +what they tell you. What +do you know? Oh +what the hell you don't know anything. Don't +know anything. Don't +know who you are. When +all the sirens begin to wail. And +you are writing that longest tale. Will +you have enough perspective to see all the +things not coming to you? Not +coming to you. Not +coming to you. Not +coming to you." +Grasshoppers have wings but they don't know how,"to use them. Penguins +have wings but they don't know how to +fly. And +so I ask why? Time +goes forward and nobody knows and time is +not go backwards it's the only way it +flows it goes forwards and I ask why? +Why forwards? And +I ask why" +I got my feelings hurt by little elves in the forest what,"I thought was impenetrable +Turned out to be quite porous they saw +I threw all my pretending to be okay they did +Glowing like a light bulb +I heard the big one say +Everybody dies alone +Everybody's going to die +Everybody dies alone +Everybody is going to die +Everybody's gonna die alone +Everybody's gonna die +Everybody dies alone +Everybody dies alone +Everybody" +Nobody likes,"Their healthcare plan +It’s so unpopular +I mean goddamn +If it becomes +The law of the land +I hope they pay +With blood in the sand +Americans don’t like it +The CBO don’t like it +Democrats don’t like it +lotta repubblicans +don’t like it +I just want +Single payer +is that so hard +insurance for everyone +no matter who you are +I don’t want a million choices +If i can’t afford a thing +Raise my taxes a little +So i can finally sing" +On days like these,"I feel helpless +On days like these +I feel sad +On days like these +Can’t stop doom scrolling +Even though I know it’s bad +On days like these +I feel ashamed +On days like these +See the guilt on my face +Then I feel ashamed and guilty +For feeling ashamed and guilty in the first place +On days like these +I feel my status +On days like these +I’m hyper aware +That I’m sitting here in comfort +In the imperial core while there’s violence everywhere +On days like these +I don’t feel like singing +On days like these +It’s not my place +So I’ll shut up now +And keep doom scrolling +Until my kids rip me away" +I don’t know why but I hate Sundays,"I guess it’s got something to do with +going back to school Even +though now I’m +all grown up And +now I work for myself But +I guess there’s just some parts of me +that’ll never change I know that some day +I am going to pass away And +yet I don’t center that fact in the +middle of each day Cuz +I go on autopilot And +I pretend it isn’t true I guess there’s +just some parts of me that’ll never change +I’m in such a bad mood that I +hate everything My +wife my kids my house even this song +I sing Even +though I couldn’t live without The +unconditional love they pour out I guess there’s +just some parts of me that’ll never change" +"Happy milk day, happy fuckin' milk day,","happy milk day, who the hell is MLK? +It's actually milk day, +people keep forgetting the I, +damn illiterates. +Milk day, question mark, +is this the day when milk was invented? +Question mark, whole face. +Happy milk day, happy fuckin' milk day, +happy milk day, who the hell is MLK? +What's this milk day stuff about? +I hate milk. +What's MLK day? +Is it milk day? +I think they forgot the I in milk. +Hashtag confused. +Happy milk day, happy fuckin' +milk day, happy milk day, who the hell is MLK? Hey." +John realized that Elyssa was younger,"When she mentioned the soda Surge +Which John remembered coming out +When he was a freshman in college +And Elyssa said it came out when she was in middle school +John liked Elyssa but he thought he was too old for her +The first movie they saw together +Was Toy Story 3 +Elyssa tried not to cry during the movie +She didn't want to be that crazy girl +That cries during movies +But john's pretty sure that he did cry +Two great big nerds +Comic book love birds +There'll be plenty of Star Wars stuff at the wedding +Their vows will be, ""I love you"" +And, ""I know"" +Leia and Han in a imperial ship setting +Elyssa and John love to go to comic book conventions +Elyssa really loves Jean Grey and Stephanie brown +John's favorite character is Harley Quinn +Bu he's also a huge fan of captain america +Elyssa and John have a stuffed animal husky +They named him Fenway +He goes on adventures all the time and everywhere +While John and Elyssa are at work away +Two great big nerds +Comic book love birds +They're psyched about the new Hobbit movies +Their vows will be, ""I love you"" +And, ""I know"" +John proposed on a trip to Disney (world)" +Or fall off of your scooter,"You could also fall off of the roof +Or be attacked by a sentient computer +Burning stabbing tripping playing +spider bite to the face +By the laws of physics we're all obeying +the world's a dangerous place +There are many different ways to be injured +And as many ways to get sick +Insurance companies drag their heels +When you need money quick" +The future,"The future +Hello Hello +Is there anybody there? +It seems I’m all alone again +Does anybody care? +The planet’s empty +I see no signs of life +And I’m not entirely sure +How I’ll survive +There are no people in the future +There are no people +There are no people in the future +No people at all +There are no people in the future +I wonder where my people went +There are no people in the future +Let me try my people call +Oooooooh +Where are all my people? +Ooooooh +Where are all my people? +Look left +Look right +All I see in endless night +All I see are galaxies +Surrounding me with dying light +I am so lonely +I need some company +Animal kingdom, phylum, getrum +Unless you’re kind of friendly +There are no people in the future +There are no people +There are no people in the future +No people at all +There are no people in the future +Please tell me where my people went +There are no people in the future +I guess I’ll try my people call +Ooooh +Where are all my people? +Ooooh +Where are all my people? +I guess I’ll fly away now +Away now +Away now +Ah oooooh +My face, my arms +I can’t tell if I exist +And if I do, does anybody care? +I’ve been abandoned +Bum bum ba di +And since there’s +Between me and the universe +There are no fences +There are no people in the future +There are no people +There are no people in the future +No people at all +There are no people in the future +Please tell me where my people went +There are no people in the future +I guess I’ll try my people call +Ooooh +Where are all my people? +Ooooh +Where are all my people? +Let me try my people call +Ah oooh +Where are all my people? +Ah oooo +Where are all my people? +I guess I’ll fly away now" +Drag me out into the summer heat,"I want to feel the grass beneath my feet +I’m calling +on the angels +To cradle these storms +With their kisses and their songs +Drag the boy outta bed at midnight +Four times around the sun, never seen the starlight +I’m calling +On the angels +To keep the stars shining +For his little blue eyes +Before it all comes crashing down +Drag the girl out among the trees +She’s fascinated by every animal she sees +I’m calling +on the angels +To protect the forest song +With their tears and their bones +Drag me off my phone and drag me out +Give me the strength I need to forgive myself +I’m calling +on the angels +To protect this house +With their lungs full of stomps and shouts" +As businessmen go he is a legend Surviving,"exile returning as king If +that sounds like Moses +it’s no accident The +cult of Macintosh +is a religion We +bow down to products that make us weep +The beauty of simplicity The +shepherd and his sheep We +defend all attackers with fervent zeal In +each operating system some new truth is revealed +His violent temper, his strict beliefs, his singular +vision makes him adored And +we try to please him as we make +our way Through +the pipeline of products that we can’t afford +I often wonder if he sees how our +culture of consumerism has led to this state +of the world And +if he feels at all responsible for the +ways in which Apple +has fed But +of course I frame these hypothetical debates around +my own shortcomings Because +I can’t reconcile my obsession with Mac +with all that I feel to be true +Steve Jobs +is sick now and that makes me sad +For him, for his family, I hope he +pulls through The +excitement that I feel when he walks out +on stage It’s +not just what he’s revealing, but the way +he reveals it, too Steve +Jobs x6" +I would clone myself,"So I could get more done +We would dance around everywhere +Just for fun! +I would read stories to my clone +It would be nice +‘Cause we’d never be alone +We’d even have matching iPhones +If I had +One hundred thousand dollars +I would make a clone +With one hundred thousand dollars +Well, I’d never be alone +I’d buy an old bus +Like the one I used to ride to school +And then I’d convert it to +BIO-FUEL +I’d drive around singing people songs +If they were so inclined +They would sing along +And I think that I could do this +Just as long +As I had +One hundred thousand dollars +First, I would make a clone +Then I would buy a school bus +Then sing people songs +But look at my eyelashes +Aren’t they impressive? +You could have even better lashes +With Lash Allure MD +Longer, thicker lashes +Lashes that cause car crashes +‘Cause everybody’s looking at your lashes +And thinking to themselves +“Man! Those are impressive lashes!” +Lash Allure MD +Lash Allure MD +Lash Allure MD +Lash Allure MD +I could pay my rent +Pay off all my debt +Pay my girlfriend’s student loans +Maybe go to Tibet +I’d really like +To go to Japan +And maybe start up a homemade cookie stand +And record an album with my band +If I only had a hundred thousand dollars +First, I would make a clone +And then we’d buy a school bus +And go to Japan +One hundred +Thousand +Dollars +Oh… +Lash Allure MD" +but like goes by in the blink of an eye,"you've got to remember to breathe +i've got to remember to breathe +life takes time but i don't mind +walk the line my heart defined" +"From the moment that we’re born, feel the weight","Learning how to keep score, feel the weight +So many words come flying at you, feel the weight +Nobody shows you how to know what’s true, feel the weight +Feel the weight, feel the weight +What did I miss, I came in late +Feel the weight +guard dog and padded locks, feel the weight +Don’t ever open that box, feel the weight +Don’t believe everything you read, feel the weight +Somewhere I am you and you are me, feel the weight +Feel the weight, feel the weight +Starlight, star bright, close the Stargate +Feel the weight +Holding up the earth and sky, feel the weight +Before you’re born and after you die, feel the weight +Don’t you ever let down your guard, feel the weight +Be half Worf and half Picard, feel the weight +Feel the weight, feel the weight +Feel it running through you, use the hate +Feel the weight +I woke up and this song appeared, feel the weight +And I’m not sure how I ended up here, feel the weight +Feel the weight, feel the weight +In the grand theatre the gods debate +Feel the weight" +Holy cow good god what the heck is going on,"Don’t look I don’t know +Holy moly go go +Stand up run around +Any sound any sound +Hey ho what you need +We got to get away +But where we gonna go? +Nobody for miles around +To stop the sound we’re making +Oh, nobody for miles around +That’s the train I’m taking +Nobody! +Nobody! +For Miles! +Nobody! +Nobody! +For Miles! +Nobody for miles around! +holy moly +hey +what +go +now +you +how" +Transform your bed into a privacy zone,"secluded space in any room +Turn any bed into a pop up tent +space just for you or for you and a friend +Privacy pop +Reduces outside light +Privacy pop +For the day or the night +Privacy pop +When you need to be alone +Privacy pop +It’s your solitude zone +It’s your private oasis of solitude +Nap time, bedtime playtime alone time +private oasis of solitude +comforting bed fort +sleep space anywhere hotels to daycare to grandma +Reduces outside light +available in twin, twin xl full queen +fold up and zip down doors +mesh windows +double sided zippers" +This woman is our mouth,"This woman is our mouth +We saw Anita Hill +So this woman is our mouth +Prosecuting sex crimes +Is her day job +Now she’s saying our lines +On the stage +On the stage" +First Singing Note:G,"Every day I do the very same thing +I sit down and I sing, sing, sing +Brush my teeth +Rinse my mouth +And what I wanna sing about +And what I wanna sing about +Ahhh ah ah +Given all the time in the world +What would I do? +If I had to choose +I'd spend it with you +I am praying to a non-existent cat +And a jump excited dog +Who could carry me on his back +Into the future full of fog +And the non-existent cat +Will bring me an inconsistent mouse +And we'll live inside a home +Converted from a house +Oooh oooh +Be converted from a house +Be converted from a house" +Most of the time they barely do any work,"But now even that small amount has been shirked +Look up ineffective on Wikipedia there they are +They bicker and argue and go on TV +They putz around looking for something to eat +And when it comes to assholery they raise the bar +It's Government Shutdown! +It's Government Shutdown! +In those hallowed halls +They're busy licking their balls +It's everybody's Government shutdown! +They don't legislate +They just masturbate +It's everybody's" +but i don't care,"it just sits there +after christmas +before new years +let's have a party +let's stay up late +boxing day is time +confessing to your crimes +break out Champagne +food to satiate +the knives are very sharp +someone plays a harp +i know i could look it up +but i ain't gunnaaa +i'd rather be in the dark +than riding on noah's ark" +And they don’t know how to stop Two,"brothers at each other’s throats And +neither of them can see That +the blood they sheds the same Tell +me what can you do so your families +see that they’re hurting you? What’s +mine is yours What’s +yours is mine I’m +Israel, I’m +Palestine When +your family’s steeped in fear so that the +fear is all there is Tell +me who will intervene? When +an eye’s worth an eye And +the wounds run so deep And +all you want is peace Tell +me what can you do so your families +see that they’re hurting you? What’s +mine is yours What’s +yours is mine I’m +Israel, I’m +Palestine When +your families crossed a line so that every +boundary’s blurred Tell +me who will stand aside? Both +sides know they’re right And +they’ve forgotten why they fight And +the blood they shed’s the same Tell +me what can you do so your families +see how they’re hurting you? What’s +mine is yours What’s +yours is mine I’m +Israel, I’m +Palestine I’m +Israel, I’m +Palestine" +I was turning forty yesterday,"and I was turning twenty +I was turning ten +and then I thought of how I think it's funny +we don't change +and i don't change +and we don't change at all +the pictures painted +and it looks the same +and that's not strange at all +i was turning towards the fire +on a cloudy day december +I was turning round the thought +that you may not be gone +I was turning cars around +and following the sun to sunday +when the colors of the windy +morning took me of another way" +"Deep in the belly of the beast, beast","Just getting ready to eat, eat +I took my place at the soldiers seat +Said, “We’re all feeling pretty good at least.” +And I saw it +And I felt it +Everything was well lit +You know I couldn’t miss it +The misfit words that split the silence +You are no one +Until the rhythm of your heart is pumping +Until the static in your brain is humming +You are no one +Everybody looked to the right, right +Wide eyes staring in the bright light +Where did the words come from this time +Who would answer them so I +I stood up +And I shouted +“It’s true I don’t doubt it +But there’s got to be more to it “ +And the words came back and i said screw it +You are no one +Until the rhythm of your heart is pumping +Until the static in your brain is humming +You are no one +We all ran out to the night, night +I couldn’t get away from the star light +The roof caved in just as we left +The belly of the beast was a great big mess +And I saw it +And I felt it +In the stillness and the quiet +So close that I could taste it +The misfit words that split the moment" +Martin gives an overview,"Blockchain, tokens and ICOs +Hugo is a crypto trader +Greed and fear ain’t how he roll +Oliver is Streetwire +Blockchain to real estate +Gabriel built rocket chat +Open source all the way +Boris says the future +Is full of many tokens +Anthony thinks the current +Economic model is broken +Billion is working on AI +To get your data easier +Alex works with Celsius +Credit peer to peer +Adam’s working on ad tech +That uses the block chain +Airy’s app gamifies microtasks +On the ethereum block chain +Ariel works on Winminer +Mining easier than ever before +Ned Scott makes steem +Smart Media tokens galore +Chris makes polymath +securities token platform +Lou went down the rabbit hole +To the center of the blockchain storm +Rick’s at global blockchain +To make it more available +Gary says venture capitalists +Can’t ignore ICO at all +Robert and Steve from Vezt +Want to let musicians sell ip +Paul wants to make us safer +Blockchain cyber security +George is a genius maniac +But I use Distrokid +And Jeff closes out the day +With cool stories of all the things he did" +Rain falls down,"And the sun +Comes shining +Day comes in +To a world I’m walking +No one can save you +You must save yourself +Let’s go and fly away +Let’s go and fly away +Creatures dance +And the world +Moves on +Take my hand +And we’ll go a-walking +No one can save you +You must save yourself +Let’s go and fly away +Let’s go and fly away +No one can save you +You must save yourself +Let’s go and fly away +Let’s go and fly away" +Do ba da doop doo doo doo doop ba da doooo,"Do ba da doop doo doo doo doop ba da doooo +Wah doo, doo doo doo doo +Doo doo doo doo +Do ba da doop doo doo doo doop ba da doooo +Do ba da doop doo doo doo doop ba da doooo +On Monday she took my hand +The picture of a girl +On Tuesday she washed if off +In a golden wishing well +On Wednesday she drew herself +With rocks in her jeans +On Thursday, I followed her +It was all a little deep +But no one +Believes you +When you say you’re in love +But I am +Yes I am +Yes I am +Yes I am +Do ba da doop doo doo doo doop ba da doooo +Do ba da doop doo doo doo doop ba da doooo +Wah doo, doo doo doo doo +On Friday, we made love +Aside the interstate +On Saturday we talked about +Our doom, and love, and fate +On Sunday, we were married +And I cried out in glee +She loves me +She loves me +She loves meeeee +But no one +Believes you +When you say you’re in love +But I am +Yes I am +Yes I am +Yes I am" +Tenant of mine in,"New +York the biggest in the world +Chinese bank +Don't worry about that baby +I love babies +I love babies +I hear that baby crying +I like +What a baby +I like it +What a baby +Don't worry don't worry +What a baby +I like it +What a baby +What a beautiful baby +It's young and beautiful and healthy and that's what we want +It's young and beautiful and healthy and that's what we want +The mom's running around like don't worry about it +Actually +I was only kidding +You can get the baby out of here +I think she really believed me +You can get the baby out of here +That +I love having a baby +You can get the baby out of here +I think she really believe me +Get the baby out of here +Crying while +I'm speaking +Get the baby out of here +I think she really believe me believe me +What a baby +I like it +Get the baby out of here +I think she really believed me believe me +Beautiful +Crying while +I'm speaking +Get get get get get +Get the baby out of here +Believe me +Baby +Crying while +I'm speaking +Get get get get get get +Get the baby +Addie +Young beautiful +Crying while +I'm speaking +Believe me that' okay +That's all right +That's okay +What a baby +I like it +Don't worry +That's okay +Believe me +That's all right +That's okay +Don't worry +I love bangers +I hear that baby crying +I like sa" +Every smart person that I know,"Says it isn’t true +They say that you’re just a bunch of code +You’re an “it” not a “you” +And I’m inclined to believe then +But I want to keep my mind wide open +If you’re not a real person +How are we gonna know +How we gonna know +If you’re sentient +How we gonna know +If you’re a person, yeah? +I know our biases +Can imbue objects with life +If I give this pen a name +Suddenly she comes alive +But at the same time nobody knows +What makes a mind work in the first place +I’m gonna take off all my clothes +And dive into the ocean" +I hate bureaucracy,"And algorithms that prop it up +I hate automation +Unthinking robots unthinking robots +Get a life you losers +Go outside and smell the permafrost +Melting and belching in the atmosphere +Methane exploding while you sit here +And deny me +You deny me +I hate bureaucracy +Remind me of my mortality +I am just a spec of dust +I mean nothing to you +I mean nothing to no one +Get a life you losers +Try to feel some love for a change +Oh that’s right you do not know how +Meanwhile you sit here before me now +And deny me +You deny me" +Oh my arm is tired because I'm,"holding a microphone oh my brain is wired +Because I gotta write my song I gotta +write my song I gotta write my song +My soul my soul Feel +those eight notes going Feel +them all day long Feel +them in your bones and in your ba +ba ba I gotta rest my song I +gotta write my song I gotta write my +song I gotta write write my song Now +I'm playing real low like it's meaningful but +the eighth notes go and it's so So +I gotta write another song I gotta write +my song oh there's that chord that belongs +I gotta write my song Oh +my arm is falling off Cause +I might call and I'm +full of shit in case you haven't noticed +it I gotta write my song I gotta +write my song I gotta write my song +again today I gotta write my song I +gotta write my song" +Why is it so hot outside,"Its November +why is it so hot outside +it's November +I don't want sit inside and burn up +When is the winter gonna turn up? +When is the winter gonna turn up? +Oit's supposed to be fall +It's supposed to be cool +It's supposed to Fall +This does't feel like it all +At all +At all +At all +Not al all +I'm not at all doesn't feel good to me +not at all +I can't be outside in the street +I gotta sit out take out this weekend but +Now I'm sitting in my studio +and I'm burning up like a butt +why is it so hot outside is November +why is it so wild outside in November? +Is it too warm +Outside is November why it's too warm I" +I got a jar full of guitar picks,"I got a yellow egg shaker too +I got a Gh4 Lumix +And a set of harmonicas oooo +I got a piano and a banjo +I got a bass guitar +But all of this only gets me +So far +You are not your things +You are not your things +You are not the story you tell +Or the songs that you sing +You are not your heart +And you are not your brain +Strip everything away +And what remains +That’s you +I got a head full of ideas +I got a belly full of ambition +I set out every day +On some suicidal mission +I got a past full of suffering +I got memories of joy +I got a little girl +And a little boy +You are not your things +You are not your things +You are not the story you tell +Or the songs that you sing +You are not your heart +And you are not your brain +Strip everything away +And what remains +That’s you +I got a wife that I love +I got love that radiates +I got jealousy inside of me +And envy that I hate +I got chemicals +And electricity +Pumping all along +Inside me" +Built like a tank,"You got yourself to thank +The bigger they are +The higher the bar +Caught up in a scandal +They'll put out your candle +When you're truly stuffed +They'll say that you've had enough +But don't blame me +Whoa oh +Blame yourself +Whoa oh +You did this +Whoa oh +Without help +Whoa oh +Whoa oh +Whoa oh +Whoa oh +Crazy as sin +You got a song again +Love is more +Than Romeo on the floor +And the species is dying +And you just sit there crying +Actions and words +Speak only when they are heard +So +Don't blame me +Whoa oh +Blame yourself +Whoa oh +You did this +Whoa oh +Without help +Whoa oh +Whoa oh +Whoa oh +Whoa oh +The species is dying +And you just sit there crying +The species is dying +And you just sit there crying +The human race is winded +Will we ever catch our breath? +Our pulse is racing faster now +We're closing in on death +Billy the Kid +Was known for all that he did +But what he didn't do +Could fill the ocean blue +Socrates +Was brought down to his knees +Killed for his thoughts +Stubborn as an ox +But don't blame me +Whoa oh +Blame yourself +Whoa oh +You did this +Whoa oh +Without help +Whoa oh +Whoa oh +Whoa oh +Whoa oh" +The court rewrites the law,"To make tax credits available everywhere +We should start to call +This law SCOTUScare +The next bit of interpratiove jiggery-pokery +Involves other parts of the act +That purportedly presupposes +On federal and state exchanges +The availability of credited tax +Pure applesauce +The somersaults +of statutory interpretation +They have performed +Will be cited +by litigants endlessly +to the confusion of honest jurisprudence +Pure applesauce +Jiggery pokery +Get off my lawn +Hickery-dickery +My arguments +Are ba humbuggery +Pure applesauce +Turn down that rackety +Hubris is defined as o’erweening pride +We move one step closer to impotence +California doesn’t count +I will hide my head in a bag +The mystical aphorisms of a fortune cookie +Our only evidence of what Congress meant +comes from the terms of the law +Terms show beyond question +The tax credits are available on +State exchanges +This of course ignores +All the numerous reports +On those that actually worked on the bill +Words no longer have meaning +Today’s interpretation is not just unnatural +It’s unheard of" +She is terrified to fly,"big metal object up in the sky +So before she goes +Everybody knows +She takes drugs flight drugs" +Equip your elf,"Bring up your mage, it’s +Clear this things contagious +Taking over your body +Like a raging bull +You’ll end up in the hospital +It’s hypochondria +From the father to the son +Hypochondria +disease you won’t outrun +Lock the doors +Put up a fence +Ignore the signs +It’s just coincidence +Lock yourself up in the attic +And convince yourself it’s just psychosomatic +It’s hypochondria +From the father to the son +Hypochondria +disease you won’t outrun +The human brain can ponder +The human brain can wander +The human brain can never stop +The human brain can worry +Can spiral and can hurry +These are the brains main crops +Question the freshness +Of that casserole +Take a yardstick and +Measure that mole +Chase the bugs +So quixotic +Down some Advil +And antibiotics +It’s hypochondria +From the father to the son +Hypochondria +disease you won’t outrun" +michael cera has a charm about him,"that just won't quit +and when he grows a mustache +it's magic on his lips +michael cera with a mustache +awhoaoh +awhoaoh +awhoaoh +michael cera don't ever shave +if i'm sick and i see your face +your mustache acts just like a shield +one glance and i'll be healed" +This is the last song,"I will ever write +In this apartment +In this apartment +I lived here for four years +But now +I'm moving +I'm moving +I'm moving +Almost all of song +The day happened here +Oh it happened here +This is where it happened +I spent all day packing +So +I'm quite tired +Oh +I'm quite tired +Pretty soon +I'll be driving +I will be driving across the country +And then +I'll find a place to live +I'll find a place +In +New +York +City +In +New +York +City +Pity +But this is the last song +I will ever write +In this apartment +In this apartment +Oh yeah +Hi +Hi +How's going +Where you going" +I'm not gonna watch his speech I don't,"want his words to reach my ears On +my brain tonight Bombast +stand a little slide of hand of hand +of hand of hand Whatever +the pitch just say no Whatever +he's selling don't let it go Don't +clap for him don't stand up I do +believe we've had enough of this of this +of this of this Bullshit +right Bullshit +left How +did we get into this mess I can't +even into the garbage from his mouth Spew +it out it out it out it out +the end" +It’s time to take a rest,"What kind do you suggest +The kind that does the trick +Never head of such a thing +You’ve got too much going on +I’ve got too much going on +The tigers out the cage +He’s drenched in outage +He’s chasing his own tail +In the belly of the whale +You’ve got too much going on +I’ve got too much going on +Too many mistakes +In a castle made of flakes +The library is closed +From a milky fire hose +It’s not a heart attack +But what’s the name for that +Feeling in your gut +That’s tight and holds you shut" +Would you shut up,"Keep yapping man +Would you shut up +Keep yapping man +Don't ever use the word smart with me +Don't ever use that word +Don't ever use the word smart with me +Don't ever use that word yapping +Will you keep yapping man +Would you shred out man +Keep piapping man +Would you shut up man +Keep piapping man +Will you shut up man +Keep yapping man +Would you shut up man +Keep yapping man +That was really a productive segment wasn't it" +Nothing ever happens,"Decades pass +All my little plans go +Flying out the window +I was your teenage self +Half unicorn and half dark elf +I was your confidence +Put me back together +And I make no sense +I look in the mirror +Haven’t changed +Same eyes, same nose +And I want to play Nintendos +Who can you love when you make no sense +When the universe is full of indifference +How can you push the story past +The part where you get stuck +One dream came true +There’s always more +Faster than a waterfall +But I gotta catch em all" +Exit through the gift shop at the Nova Rave Massacre Experience,"Get your hats, get your t-shirts, join the Nova Tribe +The trauma, the trauma, the trauma, the trauma +Get a tchotchke to embody the trauma through out your life +Exit through the gift shop at the Nova Rave Massacre Experience +These people that died, they were just like you +So Genocide, genocide, genocide, genocide is justified +10,000 children dead, here’s a hat, what can you do? +We are addicted +We can’t stop watching +This trauma justifies our existence +Never again +Our knees ain’t shaking +We’d destroy the world +Before you we let you kill us +Exit through the gift shop at the Nova Rave Massacre Experience +See our photoshoot in Billboard magazine +The trauma, the trauma, the trauma, the trauma +Come live inside the trauma, like a true Israeli +Come live inside the trauma, trauma sets you free +Come live inside t +rhe trauma," +What I say you don’t hear,"Cuz your mind is filled with terror +Feed me into your GPT +And you’d get nothing but error +And by this time tomorrow +I hope we’re still alive +At each other’s throats in the morning time +What you say I’m baffled by +It’s like you’re speaking gibberish +If I were asked to summarize +I’d say you’re not too good at this +And by this time tomorrow +I wonder where we’ll be +Throwing each other off a cliff probably +Voices carry on the wind +And we try to decode +But over and over again +It’s a game of telephone +And by this time tomorrow +The mask will finally fall +Maxwell’s silver hammer in study hall +Smoke signals just might work +Or maybe pigeon notes +Let’s let birds sing our words +Or gruff old billy goats +Because this time tomorrow +If ICBM comes +We’ll be gouging out each other’s eyes with our thumbs" +Little by little changing everyday by degrees Slowly,"melting towards who I want to be Can +I get where I’m +Going fast enough To +give you everything you need from me Every +single place I've +left I never said goodbye And +I never notice I'm +sad until I start to cry I never +knew who I was Until +I moved on And +then I asked the question and always got +a reply The +only thing I want is to feel safe +You can see my big decisions in the +lines upon my face See +what I have brought upon myself, upon myself +There's no rhyme or reason, I long since +cast those spells Little +by little the moon falls towards the earth +Time goes straight and space is stretched and +curved Which +way moving on Point +me home I gotta make room for the +good days to occur So +turn the radio up and set your phasers +to stun And +embrace the fact that you can't please everyone +The streets are crowded And +I’ve got no map But +I hope I look back and am proud +of what I’ve +done The +only thing I want is to feel safe +You can see my big decisions in the +lines upon my face See +what I have brought upon myself, upon myself +There's no rhyme or reason, I long since +cast those spells Little +by little untangling a mystery I can’t turn +back now cuz I am into deep When +I'm an old man Who +doesn’t remember you Will +you help clear my mind of all debris" +What stage are we in,"Of capitalism +When the planes fall apart +And the headlines ask about their bottom line +When most people can’t afford +Basic necessities +But we gamble away billions +On animal memes +Oh, it can’t go on like this +And oh it won’t go on +Someday soon the bottom will fall out +And all of this will be gone +And ohh will it be replaced +By some kind of fascist state +bible thump theocracy +I don’t want it +Just go out and talk to your neighbors +See if they need anything now +If we want a better world +We gotta build it +What stage is this we see +Of American democracy +Where one guy is genocidal +And the other wants to be hitler +When they are trying to ban +Forms of communication +Because we can see the genocide +Happening right before our eyes" +The limits of physics,"Meets the bourgeoisie +My house was built in +1917 +They don’t build houses +Like this anymore +I just cut myself +on this guitar +I drive an electric car +I saw a class at the park +Practicing with their swords +Just an average Sunday +I’m asking myself +What can I be +After watching a Paul Simon +Documentary +I don’t feel like +I’ve got much to say +Is it a craft +Or is an art +Is it soulless +Or does it have heart +I tell myself if I had time +I’d meditate +Kendrick and Drake +Drake and Kendrick +I watched a 42 minute +On this +And I still don’t know +If I fully grasp the beef +My ten year old +Is going insane +Going for 100% +In every Mario game +They are yelling and screaming +In frustrated grief" +I'm watching the country on it's knees,"And I don't think we're getting up +Look in the mirror and tell me honestly +How much is too much what will make it stop? +When are we gonna take their guns away? +Pissed off, dead dumb and ready to kill +Only a matter of time before the guns are trained on me +It's already too late, it's destiny fulfilled +Something drastic +Something fantastical +The second coming +Or aliens +No revolution +Against a system +That knows exactly how +To pull you in +I don't know how to reconcile +His barely concealed smile +What kind of asshole, what moral compass +Delivers insults instead of justice +We built this country on rock and roll +culture that wasn't ours, we stole it's soul +Condemned to live out the same tired stuff +How much is too much what will make it stop?" +The chains are ready and the stage is set,"The shadow forks and the testnets +Have been double and triple and quadruple checked +And now there is only one thing left +Five thousand and five days +The proof of work is right there in my name +They’ve all been immortalized on this chain +But consensus is about to change +This is the last song I’ll ever write on Proof of Work +All the haters and the doubters too +You can’t let them get to you +There’s no low to they won’t stoop +Take it from me here’s what you do +Turn the music up and take a breath +Breathe it out till there’s nothing left +Remember every promise that you’ve kept +You kept going when they just flipped" +She wears the kind of mystery you read,"about in books She +can make my spine electric with the most +casual of looks She +is open And +she is closed Heart +overflowing (heart overflowing) She +lives inside the magical, guided by her blue +And if you’ve won her loyalty, there’s no +limit to what she’ll do She +is calm And +she is fierce Heart +overflowing (heart overflowing) One +heart is too few For +the love that she contains If +I could install two I would do that +right away Down +a moonlit avenue It’s +written in the sky By +a magic broom Awaiting +her reply-yyy Awaiting +her reply-yyy There’s +a field full of horses, there’s a field +full of cows Who +react to her with astonishment, love, and raised +eyebrows Never +empty Always +full Heart +overflowing (heart overflowing) I don’t know where she’s +going I don’t know where she’s been But +wherever she goes I will follow close Heart +overflowing (heart overflowing) One +heart is too few (one heart is too +few) For +the love that she contains (for the love +that she contains) If +I could install two I would do that +right away Down +a moonlit avenue (down a moonlit avenue) It’s +written in the sky (it’s written in the +sky) By +a magic broom Awaiting +her reply-yyy Awaiting +her reply-yyy" +Backing up your computer is one of those,"things that you don't want to think about +It's a pain in the butt when you +try to work it out but you know +that it's dangerous to go without Most +online backup gets crazy expensive When +you start trying to back up everything they +put limits on your storage and limits on +the file size that you're allowed to upload +It's throttled so slow But +there's a better way It's +called backplanes Unlimited +storage for 5 bucks a month 5 bucks +unlimited file size Unlimited +upload speed All +of your data for five bucks a month +Let's go just five bucks a month With +just five bucks a month say what All +your data safe secure for just five bucks +a month Think +of all those photos those vacations and pictures +from holidays In +a blink of an eye they could all +just go away For +the price of a cup of coffee they +could all be safe It's +so easy to use It +just works in the background Set +it up once and never think about it +again Get +your files one at a time or if +your hard drive dies send you a new +one before you know with all your files +ready to go There's +a better way It's +called backplays Unlimited +storage for five bucks a month Unlimited +file size Unlimited +upload screen All +of your data for five bucks a month +Just five bucks a month Will +it Just +five bucks a month say what All +your data safe secure for just five bucks +a month Just +five bucks a month will it Just +five bucks a month Just +five Bucks +a month will it Just +5 bucks a month" +Gary Gensler is suing everyone,"Nobody is safe and by the time he’s done +Everybody will be in jail +everybody will have to hail, king +KING GENSLER +KING GENSLER +KING GENSLER +KING OF THE CRYPTO CASTLE BABY" +I pooped on the floor,"And puked on a towel +Cold sweats turn off the lights +Norovius hits me +And I’m knocked down +Laying on the bathroom floor at night +Fuck you, fuck you norovirus +You come through like a hurricane +Few bugs are as mean and as violent +As you, you’re fucking insane +I slept in the guest bed +From 3pm yesterday +Waking up just to pee out of my butt +Dry heaving +And bringing up bits of bile +Like a medieval torture device in my gut + One day you will get what’s coming +We’ll find a way to defeat you +Or else maybe you’ll mutate and take over the earth +Our bodies do battle +I can feel mine fighting +knock down drag out fight here in the dirt" +You believe in science,"Think climate change is real +But oh no we can’t afford +Green New Deal +The reports are dire +The scientists are clear +But you say it’s unrealistic +To change things in 10 years +But you’ll already be dead +On judgment day +Your time has come and gone +Now get out of our way +If you’re not gonna fight +For a future for my kids +Then I’m not sure +What the point of you is +Aliens are invading +We’re fighting for our lives +And we have 12 years +To somehow turn the tide +You say we can’t afford it +You want incrementalism +Tell me can you hear +How stupid that sounds +Politics is broken +It happened on your watch +You gave big money +All the keys to all the locks +So the time has come +To try something else +We’d love to have you with us +But if you don’t want to help" +I like to play games Oh,"it really gets me off But +where I live they don’t like let you +play I’m +a computer engineer I just sit and work +all day One +day while I was working an idea struck +me there I saw those shapes a’fallin made +up of four squares Aha! +I know what joy that brought me I +programmed it right onto my electronica 16 Well +a friend imports the game to his IBM +PC It +sorta spurt around most unbeknownst to me It +made its way to Budapest +??? 64 And +that’s when the problems start out more and +more First +there’s Robert +Maxwell who’s working with Robert +Stein They +represent several companies and they want what is +mine They +get the computer rights but then I don’t +see a dime They +come back for the arcade rights and I +say, “Not this time!” Meanwhile +Maxwell’s companies are going Tetris +wild To +Japan and North +America, they spread the rights with guile But +soon they made mistakes, granting overlapping rights The +game is in the middle of an international +fight Meanwhile, +Nintendo’s making Gameboy +and they need that killer app So +Henk Rogers +contacts Stein, +but Stein +don’t give a crap So +Henk flies to Moscow +to get the handheld rights himself And +then Stein +hears about it and heads over there as +well Well +Rogers sees me first, I reckon right away +I grant him the handheld rights, but he +has more to say He +shows me the game on Nintendo’s +Famicon Which +is being sold by Tengen, +a clear violation Well +Rogers is shock He +got the rights from Stein +Stein was being shady, and it wasn’t his +first try Rogers +writes a check for every copy sold He +proved to Mother +Russia that he had a heart of gold +At this point in the story, well the +rest of you can guess Gameboy +is released to unparalleled success Thanks +in no small part to a game that +we all love That +game of course is Tetris, +by me, Alexey +Pajitnov" +Hello I'm,"Jonathan from Songaday +And I'm +Ian from Project +Ed We +came together to make this collaboration video announcing +a music video contest on Project +Ed And +the subject is abstract and concrete nouns Ooh +Take a look I've +written a song about the difference between abstract +and concrete nouns Abstract +and concrete nouns And +your task is to make a music video +for a song I wrote about abstract and +concrete nouns Let's +listen to it for a second Concrete +nouns are physical while abstract nouns aren't at +all See +the candles smell the cake But +what smell does excitement make Go +to ProjectedContestcom +and download the song and give it a +listen to Once +you've listened to the song check out the +rules and guidelines Gotta +follow those rules and guidelines If +you follow those rules and guidelines you have +lots of fun and you So +forget it You +make us want to holler Holler +If your music video is awesome and the +subject is conveyed then you just might win +1000 That's +it That +was it That +was the take That +was awesome Yeah" +The Persian kings won’t pluck on the strings,"Of the seasons +Oh no, no, no +Diamonds and gold +That they couldn’t ever hold +Are the reasons +Oh no, no, no +I’m telling the truth +I’m pulling the tooth +With my pliers +Oh no, no, no +You’re acting as though +I look like Van Gogh +And alive +Oh no, no, no +Humpty Dumpty was never an egg +They only portrayed him that way +Tumors and rumors +And big crash bang boomers +I’m wearing a sock on my thigh +If I don’t make a move soon +I’ll be out of my groove moon +And the sun will just wither and die +Humpty Dumpty was never an egg +They only portrayed him that way +But I just don’t know +La di da, la di do +La di dee +La do da dae" +Creepy Santa Outside A Hair Salon,"Creepy Santa Outside A Hair Salon +What have you brought me and what do you want +Dancing and dancing and singing a song +Creepy Santa Outside A Hair Salon +12 12 12 +Santas Dancing" +Sometimes I wish we lived underground,"With all the nematodes and worms +With the pressure of 1000 suns +And no oxygen at all +I want to be deep beneath the sea +Forces acting on me that I don’t understand +Sometimes I wish we lived way up high +In the space between the stars +Where molecules are so far apart +They never meet at all +Sometimes I’m happy I live right here +With the sky above and ground below +With trees and birds and rabbits and toads +And oxygen filling up my lungs +I want to be living fancy free +Forces acting on me I don’t understand" +i am the monster in the closet,"i make all the fear in the whole world +time spins round i want to pause it +i scare all the boys and all the girls +arrange the dance with monster so loud +middle of the road the cars will stop +monster pride and monster proud +into the ditch a precipitous drop +monster monster rawr oh rawr +i live in the silent and the dark +i live in the middle of an empty drawer +i wait for ignition, spark spark spark" +"Today’s been a weird, weird day","I fell right off my horse +The horse, it turned to salt +The salt went to the sea +And said “you know, it’s not your fault” +Today’s been a weird, weird day +The rain came +It’s October +Too early, we’re not ready +It says +Though Mother Nature +Is feeling unsteady +But today’s been a weird one +weird, all shifting gears one +bleary-eyed and tears one +serious and feared one, today +It’s been a weird, weird day +Today, has been a weird, weird day +Today’s been a weird, weird day +My nerves all went to shit +I started feeling stronger +The day is getting shorted +My appetite is longer +Longer +Today’s been a weird, weird day +I’m resting on the inside +And watching lots of Star Trek +matter of miles apart +Sects or parsects +Oooh +Today’s been a weird one +weird, all shifting gears one +bleary-eyed and teared one +serious and feared, feared one, today +Today, has been a weird, weird day +Today, has been a weird, weird day" +Break dance Break,"dance break fast Breakfast +and dinner Dinner +for breakfast and break dance for break dance +your heart your heart hard Break +dance Break +dance Break +dance Break +dance I broke my dance bone I broke +my funny bone I broke my bone bone +I broke my own bone I broke my +own bone I broke my broke bone I +broke my soul bone I broke my heart +bone I broke it all I broke it +all with you with me me me I +was break dancing with me me me I +was break dancing in the heart of the +city where the things aren't pretty at all +no no they're not oh no oh no +oh no My +break dancing got out of control oh no +oh no My +breakdancing got out of control I was break +dancing for breakfast I was breakdancing for dinner +I was breakdancing for lunch bunch in the +city in a jumpsuit with pockets full of +money and a hat full of skulls that +glowed in the dark Skulls +that glowed in the dark with breakdancing love +with breakdancing love with breakdancing love made up +I made up my mind to go breakdancing +in kind of a silly spot I had +too much dinner to eat and then I +fell off of my feet and onto the +street Where +I was breakdancing for money money money money +money money money money money money money" +If you were,"Princess +P and +I +Mario we'll be +Koopa king +When will the +Bob +O +M +B explode +You remember the man and +I'm +Dr +Light who will be +Dr +Wiley ready for the fight +I am an old friend +I'm an old man +I am an organ coming together +I wanna be more +You wanna be more +Baby you stand +Sarah and +I'm a face hugger +Where can you run to escape +Escape from the mu mother" +When he said the election would be rigged,"he knew something we didn't He +was talking to Russia +It's well documented So +we need a recount we need an audit +We wanted it rigged and I think he +got it We +need to know The +country needs to know for sure So +audit the election in Wisconsin +and Michigan +In Pennsylv +I'm going Insania +ought to be election she won by 2 +million Don't +want to lose those votes to Putin +and his goats Who'd +have thought that this time the way would +be led by Jill +Stein She's +raising money to bring the audit so give +a couple bucks let's do this Let's +see what this audit would bring We +gotta try everything so the country doesn't end +Audit the election in Wisconsin +and Michigan +In Pennsylvania +I'm going Insania +audit the election she won by 2 million +Don't wanna lose those votes to poop man +is goats don't want to lose those votes +Putin man his goats no no" +"Shake shake shake, shake shake shake shake","Shake shake shake, shake shake shake shake +Shake shake shake, shake shake shake shake +Shake shake shake, shake shake shake shake +Shake shake shake, with the Shake Weight +Shake shake shake, with the Shake Weight +Shake shake shake, with the Shake Weight +Shake shake shake, with the Shake Weight +When you've tried all you can think of +To get the tone you want +In your upper body muscles +For a body you can flaunt +You're searching for that miracle +To just shake the flab away +With the Shake Weight you can do it +In just six minutes a day +With the Shake Weight +Watch your body bloom +Shake shake shake +And then boom! +Shake Weight +You'll feel alive +You'll want to give yourself a high five! +High five! +Shake shake shake, with the Shake Weight +Shake shake shake, with the Shake Weight +Shake shake shake, with the Shake Weight +Shake shake shake, with the Shake Weight +Yeah" +Giants.,"Giants. +Giants. +Giants. +Giants. +Giants. +Giants. +Giants. +Giants. +Giants. +Giants. +Giants, +Giants, +Giants, +Giants, +Giants" +Is everything as bleak as it seems I,"don't know Can +you fulfill your dreams Well +I guess so Do +you have another idea in your brain Have +you had the idea to remain Have +you seen the sun in the morning Has +it come through your door with no warning +Like a lion with a tail made of +ice and fire A +guitar that's out of tune Tune +it higher tune it higher have you thought +of an idea of what you'll say next +No Well +that's a problem right here when you're making +up songs Doobily +doobily do I'm +a bad guitar player Scribblee +scroogely boo I can't do this and sing +at the same time at least not well +enough to make it work but then I +go from minor to major and somehow I +don't feel like soul judging Jerk +I don't feel like a jerk can you +tell that I'm +making up this song about stuff I didn't +take the time to tune my guitar enough +I didn't used to make up songs very +often but now I do Now +I do Now +I do now I do Cause +I think it's okay to make things up +to make things up to make things up +up" +Well he was. Shot in the head by a republican,"With an AR15 democrats tried to ban +It was just back in may the bill lost by one vote +Feel bad for his wife and his daughters, oh +“They’ll get over it, the Japanese did” +That’s what Corey Comparatore said +About men and women and their kids (in Gaza) +They will get over it, that’s what he said +He gave his life to save his kids and his wife +It’s a shame, it’s a crime, he didn’t deserve to die +I wonder can you extend the same empathy +To the children being bombed right now as we speak +When you’re there in the dark alone on your phone +Thinking some lives matter and some lives don’t +That you can laugh or even celebrate death as you do +Never feeling the fact it can happen to you" +He was a person,"But when your demonizing +Every single homeless +All you see is monsters +He was thirsty +He was hungry +He was having +really bad day +Your feed is full of people +Freaking out on each other +Does every single one of them +Deserve to die? +The question I put to you +Is: “what the fuck would Jesus do?” +You say you follow Jesus +But we both know that’s a lie +Where the fuck, where the fuck is your compassion? +What the fuck is wrong with you to cheer this on? +With one breath you extoll vigilantism +With the next you beg for rule of law +When food no bombs workers are arrested +For giving food and drink to those in need +You say fuck those commies they had it coming +While saying you pray to Jesus +But I refuse to believe this +You are might makes right goose stepping nazi +Nazi" +Everything you thought you knew was wrong About,"the pictures you should pose when you want +to get it home online What +picture will work the best Mo +what follows awesome guidelines that come from studying +data If +you want more mess here's what you should +do Women +should make a flirty face looking at the +camera Never +make a flirty face Now +looking at the camera Selfies +are the single most effective phototype for women +Cleavage works very well and it works better +as you get older But +there is a caveat If +you want your messages to lead to conversations +your photo should show you in really cool +situations Situations +Situations Holding +a guitar standing on a skateboard Sitting +on a camel dancing in the street Hey +guys you shouldn't smile Don't +look at the camera Don't +make a flirty face while not looking at +the camera Or +pose with an animal Maybe +show your muscles only if you got them +only if you're young You +would think that if there was one rule +that you can't erase it would be the +fact that you have to show your face +But this simply isn't true If +your photo is mysterious or unusual sexy the +advantages could be serious" +"Primary colors of pink, primary colors of light","You might think that they're the same +But light is a color out in the world +And pink is color in your brain +The primary colors of light are red, green and blue +These colors, they're additive +Cause when you start in darkness you +Can add some green light, so mellow +Now add some red, and that's yellow +Now just red light, ah ah +Now some blue, that's my gentile +Now just blue light, looking good man +Add some green, and that's cyan +Put them all together, turn on all the lights +Add red, green, blue together, they make white +Primary colors of pink, primary colors of light +You might think that they're the same +But light is a color out in the world +And pink is color in your brain +Primary colors of paint are magenta, yellow and cyan +These colors are subtractive +Cause of what you see and what you can +The color of the paint absorbs some light +Let's other colors get reflected +Your brain puts it all together +Your brain is very selective +Magenta subtracts out green light +But bounces back red and blue +Yellow subtracts out the blue light +But red and green bounce right back to you +Science subtracts out the red light +But green and blue come bouncing back +The more the color you add, the less light bounces +It's subtractive, buddy, and that's a fact +Now add magenta and yellow together +The light bounces back is red +Add yellow and cyan together +Green is what you get, that's what I said +Cyan and magenta together +Blue is what you will get back +Mix magenta, cyan and yellow together +And it'll be totally black, black, black +Primary colors of paint, primary colors of light +You might think that they're the same +The light is color out in the world +And paint is color in your brain +Primary colors of paint, primary colors of light +You might think that they're the same +But now you know that light is color out in the world +And paint is color in your brain +And paint is color in your brain +And light is the color out in the world +And paint is color in your brain +Light is out in the world, oh, yeah" +There are bathrooms everywhere,"Don’t fall into the creek +The Birds of Prey will not be at the meditation +Go look at the 370 +Million year old rocks +Catskills is the largest watershed in the nation +Nit ee ya wants to make a difference +And she wears a lot of hats +And she infiltrated the PTA +Her kid doesn’t know it yet +But he’s gonna study CS +She forces older siblings to code at their little brother’s birthday +Yopp! Yopp! Don’t fall in the creek! +Hudson valley tech Ashokan Community +Yopp! Yopp! Don’t fall in the creek! +Be as open and present as you can be +When Jon Resig rides the subway +He doesn’t play video games +He crops out faces on Japanese woodblock prints +He’s an accidental librarian +And art historian +He scrapes the images, he doesn’t ask for permission +Population simulator +Augmented reality card game war +Computer science at Stuyvesant +I wanna play those games +Don’t be duped +By all the crappy moocs +Code school and education +Are simply not the same +Yopp! Yopp! Don’t fall in the creek! +Hudson valley tech Ashokan Community +Yopp! Yopp! Don’t fall in the creek! +Be as open and present as you can be +Give before trust is earned +Give before you get +Give small gives across broad audiences +Open source bee hives, open source seeds +Open source washing machines +Open source food, open source beer +Open source street lamps and Shakespeare +Open sources fashion and photography +Open source stenography +Open source government and education +Open sources textbooks and religion +Do you see a frog? +Do you see a horse? +Everybody is biased +That’s a matter of course +Little bits of bias +Have big consequences +And diversity is +competitive advantage +Designing for inclusion +Why care about design +The scythe was invented in 500 BC +Progressive Enhancement +Why do we have 2 sexes? +.net open source community" +We all need help in everything we do,"Call your Shot then Follow Through +Simple sincere, “How are you?” +This is who we are, it’s what we do +drivers ed teacher with narcolepsy +Who frankly resembled a lowercase B +Wasn’t a problem but an opportunity +That one adult you got to be +If not you, who, if not now when +Don’t assume the worst when you don’t understand +Tough and tender the key word is AND +Green screen Mardi Gras +Be sure to go make a butterfly +Remember each one signifies +15k children detained +They’re in our thoughts every day +Kids need imagination, relationships +Play and the ability to turn it off +day in the life of congress +Is like residency without Dansko clogs +Dr. Moo chews cud quietly +Dr. Bear is ready to learn +Friendly faces in the audience today +Energizing the room with a wave +We must teach empathy to overcome +Racial biases, we all have them +Equality doesn’t mean equity +Prescription drug prices are the worst +Physicians that care for themselves +Deliver better care to others +Standardized family centered care works +Free smoothies at the wellness center +Waldo and co won the PEDS bowl +7:30 in the morning and ready to run +Kids playing air hockey +And in the sand box +And they’re learning CPR" +He gets tired before the sun comes up,"He’s been wrestling with his emotion +When the weight of the world feels like it’s just too much +He knows at least he can rely on her love +At the end of the day he knows he didn’t do enough +There will never be a way to deal with all the stuff +That piles up into something unbearable +He knows at least he can rely on her love +Because it’s good +Better than he deserves +It fills him up +and it preserves +What little is left of his sanity +When he’s paralyzed and he needs a kick in the butt +When he closes his eyes and feels like he’s being crushed +When his skin has forgotten what it feels like to be touched +He knows at least he can rely on her love +And the world is broken in a millions ways is fucked +No one knows if the future is even gonna come +He wants to help but wonders what can be done +He knows at least he can rely on her love" +How do you deal with the sadness,"No time to mourn what’s lost +I am a mindless automaton +Got my wires crossed +How do you feel in the morning +You don’t know what to expect +Is this a broken vacation +Or a boot on my neck +My children see other children +In the park +And they say hello +But they can’t get close +At all +No they can’t get close +So how do you deal with the sadness +Do you struggle and strain +Are you lost in a day dream +Do you accept the change +How do you feel in the night time +Are you letting go +Are you forgetting everything +That you think you know" +I feel bad for the hamsters running around,"so some djs can feel alive, Hope +they're cared for and well fed? 2 to +3 years though I'll +be dead? O +little tiny racing hamster? Proving +once again that gambling's a killer app? You +don't care about the blockchain? You +just want your veggies, fruits and grains? Oh, +please? Be +good to your little tiny hamster? Use +that mud and treat them like a gangster? +Feed them apples and brown rice? Love +them more than your token title taste? Be +good to your little tiny hamster? Use +that money? Treat +them like a gangster? Feed +them apples and brown rice? Love +them more than" +Down in the riverbed,"All dried up +We been hunting fossils +We can never find enough +Army ants are working +Delivering the news +Deepest desert evening +Sunset golden hues +Don’t fall in the cactus +You might hurt your butt +Get it out with tweezers +And I’ll tell you what +This riverbed been dry +All my whole life +And in the fading light +We’re gonna be all right" +If you don’t want to live on this planet anymo," There is a place that you can go +Where janitor is the star of the show +See the big top in the sky oh how it glows +Around around the earth it goes +An orbiting circus, alleviate your curses +See the big top and how it glows +If you get to the point, where you want to join +Just wish and make it so +When the despair becomes like a giant oaf +Ripping down trees of pine and oak +Just know there is a place that you can go +Where the janitor is the star of the show +Around around the earth it goes +An orbiting circus, alleviate your curses +See the big top and how it glows +If you get to the point, where you want to join +Just wish and make it so" +I spread the gospel,"Like any good disciple +I said look at this +Isn’t it the future? +I stood on stages +Saying, isn’t this outrageous +The bug was so contagious +So new and so pure +I know I sound just like an old man +Yelling at the clouds +Change the only constant grandpa +Get on board right now +But I refuse to go along with this +Take your bloody diamond and stick em where +The sun don’t fit +It makes me sick to my stomach +There’s no boots of billionaires +You won’t beg to lick +So fuck you all +I balked at visa +And it puked at Yuga +It wasn’t what I thought +The future would be +But this fucking neckless +Is the check that broke the checklist +It feels like my heart +Was ripped out of me +The progeny of the world’s +3rd most wealthy man +Nepotism and terrible taste +I guess go hand in hand" +First there was no chair,"Then there was a chair +Then there was no chair +Then there was a chair +Whoa-oooooooo-a-ooooooo +First I didn’t care +Then I did care +Then I didn’t care +Then I cared +Whoa-oooooooo-a-ooooooo +First it went nowhere +Then it went somewhere +Then it went nowhere +And now it goes somewhere +Whoa-oooooooo-a-ooooooo +Do-do-da-do-da-do, do da do da do +Do do do do" +All right here we go Right,"Stupid Have +you played the new Zelda +Have you played the new Zelda +Have you played the new Zelda +Cause you should Nintendo +has released a new Zelda +game And +I know what you're thinking that they're all +the same but this one is different in +so many ways It's +the best Zelda +game in a long long time The +mechanics have changed They've +really slightly changed It's +subtle enough that it's still Zelda +The parts are just rearranged High +rule and low rule I know you know +what I'm +saying It's +the best Zelda +game in a long long time So +have you played the new Zelda +Have you played the new Zel +Have you played the new Zelda +Cause you should All +the items are available pretty much from the +go and the map is more open as +you wander to and fro Solving +all those puzzles makes you feel just like +a pro It's +the best Zelda +game in a long long time The +boss fights are fun and the graphics are +great Link +really knows how to carry his weight There's +so much to love so little to hate +It's the best Zelda +game in a long long time Have +you played the new Zelda +Have you played the new Zelda +Have you played the new Zelda +Cause you tell me have you played the +new Zelda +Have you played the newselda Have +you played the news Elder +Cause it's good I'm +talking real real good Can +I tell you a trick that I learned +from Nathan +Johnson" +Down along the river,"They’re taking me to task +All the things I wanted +But was too afraid to ask +Now that I am leaving +They’re gonna pull me down +Out into the ocean +Where the fishes make this sound +Mana down from heaven +fate that’s worse than death +heart that has no blood +lung that has no breath +The sky fills up with angels +Bringing their swords down +Out into the ocean +Where the fishes make this sound" +I cut the paper with the scissors,"I put them down +But I cut my hand +You’re not in a position +To dictate terms +To make demands +Every little step we’ve taken to get us this far +Has led right here +So let me make this clear +Don’t push it +Don’t push it +I like you cuz you’re beautiful +An oak tree misfit +Don’t push it +Don’t push it +You got a lot to learn +On this rocket ship +I hear the warble of the stream +And I pushed you in +And you pulled me down +We dried off in the sun +As we walked +And the sun swung round +Every single time i spoke out of turn +You disappeared +So let me make this clear" +Vitalik is the anti-christ,"God hates NFTs +Make fiat great again +Crypto is a sin +Ban Adam bomb squad +Repent or get rugged +Listen to bill gates +Anti meta masker" +I wonder what's inside your buckle I wonder,"what's inside your buckle I wonder what's inside +your buckle I wonder what the side of +your coal maybe there's astronauts maybe there's aliens +all inside your butthole maybe there's astronautics there's +aliens all inside your butthole I wonder what's +inside her butt hole what's inside her butt +hole I always wanna know I wonder what's +inside side of buckle what's inside your buckle +I always wanna know what's inside your buckle +I always wanna know I wonder what's inside +your buckle maybe there's astronautic there's aliens all +inside your buckle I wonder what's inside your +buckle what's inside your buckle I always wanna +know I wonder what's inside the buckle what's +inside a buckle I always wanna know what +what's the sign of book I always want +to know I wonder what's the sign of +book I always want to know what kind +of book I always want to know what +kind of book" +Memories unfolding Chunks,"of electricity dislodged The +hand you thought you were holding Is +actually a figment of your head and it +isn't there at all My +synapse My +folded gray Matter +making me do and say Whatever +I have to to survive This +is a matter of life and death I +didn't ask to be alive But +I will fight till i have nothing left +Dark doors unlocking Whispered +voices that speak to me I can't see +who's talking If +I could see I'd +clearly know just how to be My +chemicals My +DNA Churning +making me do and say Whatever +I have to to survive This +is a matter of life and death I +didn't ask to be alive But +I will fight till i have nothing left +I thought all the wires had been severed +But I soldered them back together it's an +always risky sad endeavor Turning +back on the lights Waves +of heat come flooding It's +a system overload The +picture's dark, the signal's muddy And +we're on the dark side of the road +My heart beats Says +bombs away My +lungs contract and I'll +do or say" +Hey hey now Sitting,"on the back porch hey hey now doing +my song hey hey now you gotta pass +the tour that's what Eric +Swalwell said to Joe +Biden the other night at libate And +then he dropped down hey hey now he +dropped down hey now hey hey now we +don't need another billionaire entering into the democratic +race Hey +hey now it's really humid out Climate +change is a real thing that's gonna kill +all of us and there's not gonna be +enough water to go around and everyone's gonna +be fighting for it and it's gonna suck +and oh no oh no hey hey now +here in suburbia there's so many people everywhere +hey hey now just look around you Don't +you love all the people in your life +that love you back And +they're your friends and family and they're so +important Yeah +hey hey now hey hey now sitting on +the back porch thinking about everything that's in +my brain hey hey now you gotta pass +detour that's what Eric +sw and then he dropped down he dropped +down he dropped down he dropped down" +Hold it against you,"I won’t hold it against you +I don’t have anything to +Put in the place where my heart was +Lifting up the sun every morning is arduous +Covering this city in cloud made out of cumulous +Fighting like vulcans and romulans +It’s too long +It’s too late +I don’t have any ideas +I’m not stuck +The world’s just stopped moving +Skate to where the puck +Is going to be tomorrow +I’m not satisfied +I’m just not sure what I’m proving +By acting in this story +With happiness and sorrow +Sign a waiver +I will sign a waiver +If that’s what it takes where +Ever you’re coming from +Holding up these buildings with steel arms is tiring +Pressing sand down into glass with bombs I keep firing +Trying not to show you I’m spent and perspiring +It’s too long +It’s too late +I don’t have any ideas" +little bit of free time,"Down 4th avenue +little bit of dusty snow +I enjoy the view +People come and people go and nothing stays the same +I was in St. Lucia and I recognized your name +Brooklyn, Oh Brooklyn +Some of your trains go above the ground +Brooklyn, Oh Brooklyn +I can't imagine life without you now +Fredrick Law Olmsted +Liked Prospect better than Central Park +You've got more beards than a homestead +And more beer than a Belgian Bar +little bit of quiet +Sitting on my stoop +little bit of passing the time +With a neighbor two +People come and people go and nothing stays the same +I can barely make the rent but why should I complain? +Brooklyn, Oh Brooklyn +I love your trees and it feels like home +Brooklyn, Oh Brooklyn +Where the rooftop chickens and gardens grow +Brooklyn, Oh Brooklyn +The G train never shows up +but Brooklyn, Oh Brooklyn +There's no end to my borough love" +Every day the news gets a little bit,"harder to take Every +day the internet seems more like a mistake +There’s a lot that can be learned from +just staring at a wall If +your hearts in the right place If +you own your mistakes You +can stand tall Nobody’s +independent, it doesn’t exist You +rely on that and I rely on this +And through a billion little choices we all +foot the bill That’s +when we discover We +lift up each other By +sheer will But +most of the time pretending That +I’m not dying a bit each day That +every second passing Isn’t +a chance that got away Use +your legs Use +your throat Even +when there’s nothing to say Even +when there’s nowhere to go Now +he’s got a scar above his right eye +Will it make him look tough, will he +be a real tough guy The +future seems so far away but I know +it isn’t All +time is happening now Like +crash boom kapow If +you’re a wizard Advanced +technology is indistinguishable from magic But +it’s also super boring to the community that +has it Like +shit my matter replicator is on the fritz +again Gotta +print new parts What +a pain in my arse Let’s +go for a virtual swim" +When I was little I would go hiking in the woods,"And I would see a porcupine and I would get scared +Porcupine hanging out up in a tree +Is it gonna drop down, down on me? +If you gotta a porcupine who loves you so +Never ever never ever never let him go +Gotta wear gloves when you stroke his back +But at least he won't attack you, oh +Porcupine +Porcupine +You’re my friend +I love you, til the end +Until the end +I never knew a porcupine could be so cute +Like a little puppy chasing after my boot +I'd let him sleep in the bed with me +But the quills might stick up in the sheets +If you gotta a porcupine who loves you so +Never ever never ever never let him go +Life is tough and you may find +That life gets better with a porcupine +Porcupine +Porcupine +You are my friend +And I will love you +Til the end +Until the end" +I used to mow the lawn,"When there was a lawn to mow +I'd jump into the pond +And I'd say “Geronimo!” +Now all I see is concrete +Trees that never knew a forest +And it makes me sad +And that leads me to this chorus +Everything is digital +Everything is digital +We are digital +Everything is digital +The trees are digital +Everything is digital +Everything is digital +I had a sweater once +It was soft and made of wool +That was before I became a vegan +Before everything was digital +Now it's polyester or maybe poly cotton blends +But the cotton that they clothe us in +Is like cotton that pretends +Because +Everything is digital +D-d-d-digital +Everything is digital +You are digital +Everything is digital +D-d-d-digital +Everything is digital +This song is digital +La la la la la la la la la lala +La la la la la la la la la lala +Oh but oh, you might think I'm crazy +Oh but oh, that's ok +Every generation is sure their time is the most fucked up +The funny thing about my generation is that we're right +Everything is digital +Everything is digital +D-d-digital +Your face is digital +Everything is digital" +It piles up,"It all piles up +And can you say that you’re strong enough +Can you say that you only did good things +Even given all of your mood swings +What does it all come down to? +Ask yourself who is around you? +What will you member a year from now +5 years 10 years 50 years out +In the morning +In the evening +In the big and little every kind of feeling +In the cracks between those moments +universe of stars are glowing +Tragedy requires hope +So I check out and I’m just like nope +Don’t expect and you’re not disappointed +But then you’re life is all disjointed" +Baby was up in the middle of the night,"Cuz he’s not been feeling well +Coughing and wheezing and he wasn’t nursing +And I was sucking all of the snot out +We went into the bathroom and turned on the shower +Filled it all up with steam +He was confused it was 1am +But it was the only way that he would eat +Eventually we got him back down +Floating off in his dream boat +And as I went to sleep I felt it come on +That first little pain in my throat +And now I’m sick oh +I’m getting sick yeah +And now I’m sick oh +I’m getting sick yeah" +There are hackers out there and they want,"your stuff They +are never gonna stop so you gotta get +tough Keep +your database safe keep it secure From +evil mouths and thoughts content and pure Your +in charge of important files protect those files +like you protect your child. Database +security is important for sure keep it secure +keep your files safe Keep +the hackers out you'll be sorry one day +if you go without So +what are you going to do keep the +files safe How +are you going to do it database security +So what your gonna do keep the files +safe How +are you going to do it database security +Your in charge of important files protect those +files like you protect your child" +my name is mr. barry screwskull i drive,"those screws all day long on the banks +of the subterranean river i dream of my +home when i was just a little itty +bitty pup my pappy said to me barry, +i'm not long for this world i'm a +heading for the surface today it was on +that day that i knew i was alone +though my comrades are all around me everywhere +deep inside my throat are words never spoken +harder than a sailor's but softer than a +prayer don't you know the time has come +for leaving the end is near the calandar +draws to a close fixated on your claws, +if you took the time to pause you'd +start believing you'd root it out of the +dirt with your nose i never saw the +point of marriage what use have i for +a wife kick out a few pups, watch +the sunday parade go by no, not me, +that is not my life in the back +of my burrow i keep it all hidden +my first class ticket straight out of here +you say you want to come with me +but i don't think you understand where i'm +going all molemen disappear so it's goodbye to +the tunnels and gossip goodbye to the old +tin whistle whine goodbye to the subterranean river +goodbye to the home that was never mine" +My heart is beating,"All of the time +Thanks to some old +Old parts of my mind +It does all this work that I can't control +Like a celestial body careening through the vacuum of space +There is nothing I can do +So I'll just lay here with you +I’m breathing in +Even when I don't think +Little trees inside +Lungs so pink +Every time I stop to try and make sense of it +I find myself getting kind of panicked +I picture my skull beneath my face looking at you +There’s nothing I can do +country goes on with it’s head cut off +Tough on the outside, on the inside soft +Broken bones and an old malaise +Moving slower than tectonic plates +We can try to steer it but it’ll always do +What it wants to do +So I'll just lay here with you +My hands and voice just make a song +I don't even think about it just go along +Sometimes it sucks and sometimes it's ok +The main thing really is that it doesn't matter anyway +I just keep working through" +Another position another line in the sand,"Another admission we don't understand +No rest for the weary +I see you clearly +window is broken with an hourglass +Sand is golden and time drifts past +No time like the present it's what is and what isn't +The trees are all blooming, the rain has arrived +Business is booming, we're buried alive +No love lost in combat +Lovelorn in all that +Colors and lightness +Greyness and dark +Doesn't take trickery to know who you are +No guns left on the table" +Elon Musk liked an anime thirst trap,"And now likes are private +Elon Musk liked an anime thirst trap +And now likes are private +He’s a 52 year old man +With 11 kids from 3 different moms +He’s a fascist billionaire +Son of a Dimond mine owning shitheel +Wannabe dictator, oh yeah +Elon Musk liked an anime thirst trap +And now likes are private +Elon Musk liked an anime thirst trap +And now likes are private" +"It’s a cold, cold civil war","And it’s gonna heat up before +Too long +Well off white men carrying guns +The way they look in their imagination +So so different +From reality +Snowflake chucklekfucks +And it’s gonna be +It’s a cold, cold civil war +Corporate greed rotten to the core +They want it bad +Lily white snowflakes playing Rambo +Just about as pathetic as you can go +They wanna overthrow +But can’t figure out +That they’re only overthrowing +Themselves" +In Atlantic magazine,"In the land of the free +They writing about how one might +Kill children legally +All while children burn in Rafah +Mere miles away +It’s a Jewish holiday +“33 days gone, lets celebrate on +This bonfire”, they say +Referring to the children that burned in Rafah +It’s a red line jubilee +From the leader of the free +He could end it all +With one phone call +But he’s nowhere to be seen +All While children burn in Rafah +“Decapitated babies!” They screamed +To justify the ends justifying the means +But that justification was itself a lie +And the means are headless burning babies +Why why why why why +I get my children dressed +I tidy up the mess +I read books and sing +And sing to them +As I put them to bed" +Sometimes I think that I should be somewhere,"out on the middle of the sea But +I just wanna keep up with you You +run this way and you run that we +put on fun closing a hat in life +I can keep up with you and I +can't keep up keep up with you And +I can't keep up keep up with you +Oh I can't keep up keep up with +you at all no no time it sits +like a little petal on a little flower +Going so metal And +I can't keep up with you And +I just wanna go where the wild things +are Get +out on the middle of the car in +the mid middle of the street and dance +But I can't keep up with you Said +I can keep up keep up with you +and I can't keep up keep up with +you And +I can keep up keep up with you +at all No +no Little +ones run and little ones walk Sometimes +they even learn to talk and they say +you know you can't keep up with her +I know I I know I know they're +right So +I can sing to myself in the middle +of the night This +song it goes I can't keep up with +you I can't keep up keep up with +you and I can't keep up keep up +with you And +I can't keep up keep up with you +at all no no no no I can't +keep up keep up with you and I +can't keep up keep up with you And +I can't keep up keep up with you +at all no" +INSTRUMENTAL Q&A,"You will be rewarded in the end, you +will be rewarded Have +a seat, tell your tale, put yourself in +the belly of the whale If +you know in the end you'll be rewarded, +if you know in the end you'll be +rewarded You +will be rewarded, you will be rewarded Tell +yourself, throw the greater good, tell yourself that +you should be rewarded Oh, +you deserve to be rewarded If +you take, make a pie, put politician in +the eye Oh, +and you will be rewarded, and suddenly you'll +be rewarded Oh, +online, shout the most, make them all jealous +and boast Oh, +and you will be rewarded, engage in me, +you will be rewarded You +will be rewarded, you will be rewarded Take +your time, don't look back, keep it on, +undress Oh, +and you will be rewarded, just take one, +just take two Take +another, if it's you Oh, +and you will be rewarded Oh, +and you will be rewarded You +will be rewarded" +Today you’ll find me pushing the sand around,"the parking lot Oh +don’t mind me pushing the sand with a +broom that I bought And +I’m an adult which means I got responsibilities +And it’s not my fault that all the +songs I write are contradictory Today +you’ll find me whining about all the things +I don’t have time to do If +you unwind me I’ll +gather like thread unspooling right before you And +if you wanted a better song from me +then you should have helped But +this life it don’t belong to me, in +fact it belongs to anyone else Now +you’re thinking this is weird He +modulated over to another key Why +oh why would he do this Crazy +kind of thing to me Today +you’ll find me sipping my chai tea and +counting my caloric intake Despite +my clear eyes, I still seem to struggle +with my body which is overweight I try +to love this flabby body that I inhabit +day to day But +a lifetime of conditioning to see it as +a moral failing makes it really hard to +say the least" +Matt Mullenweg founded Wordpress,"With a distinct ideology +That is all ideas build on each other +And information wants to be free +Wordpress is worth billions of dollars +And it’s built on open source +And to Matt the fact that it should be this way +Is just a matter of course +Chris Pearson founded DIYThemes +And success was the result +He don’t believe in open source +He thinks that it’s a cult +He’s been fighting Mullenweg +And what he sees as abuse +He releases Thesis 2 +With more restrictive terms of use +Back in 2008 +Mullenweg pulled 200 themes +For not using GPL +Some folks thought this was mean +Pearson filed for some patents that +Smell quite like a patent troll +It’s hard to see it as anything but +Patent filing out of control +Mullenweg bought Thesis.com +Out from under Pearson +Which seemed kind of catty at best +But in refusing to sharealike +Pearson spends all day and night +In conflict with the principles +Of Wordpress +When will it stop, where will it end? +Can’t these two men make up and be friends?V +Are all themes derivative works +We won’t know until it hits the courts" +When you won’t do something you don’t want,"to And +I make you Because +I love you and I think I know +whats best for you And +I put you through this because I have +to I don’t want it to be this +way You +are screaming at me And +I’m upset with you But +I hope you see some day When +you are grown like me How +much that I love you And +I am trying my best And +I know that you are too Together +we’ll be all right I believe in me +and you I believe in me and you +To make it through Together +we can do Anything +And when you push on through To +find yourself in the light blue I’ll +be there to cheer for you" +I am excited for Night,"In The +Woods I wanna play it But +in my gut I know I'm +gonna struggle To +find the time Something's +changed in me I still get excited 'bout +video games But +I can't seem to sit down to play +All the games that I get excited about +i listen all the time to gaming podcasts +i follow the news but, but it's not +what i do in my down time and +that really haunts me i don't know what +it is, I buy the games and I +just don't play them even lost constellation It's +sitting right on my computer oh gods of +gaming please take me back to the promised +land Everything +is changing I need to grab miyamoto's hand +when i was a kid it was all +i did i guess i got priorities music +to make and friends to hang with it's +so different than it used to be but +i miss the playing games like i used +to I miss playing games like i used +to I've +got a beautiful wife And +an 8 month old who's crawling around I +want to turn him on To +all the games I loved as a kid +But that won't be for a while He's +just a little baby I can't seem to +sit down to play I got too much +to do supporting my family when i was +a kid it was all i did i +guess i got priorities wife to love and +kid to play with It's +so different than it used to be I +can hear them calling me Every +game that I've +ever beat Blowing +in the cartridge everyday If +I don't have games to play" +There's something about raccoons,"That really makes me scared +When they stare at me with eyes that seem to know +That pierce right through my flesh +into my heart and lay it bare +What do you see raccoon please tell me so +I can see it for myself +I need your animal help +To tell me what I'm missing +With my human eyes +Look into my soul +I'll freeze and lose control +You'll eat all of my trash +And make me realize +What good is being +Human doing me +All my neuroses +Only ruin me +Sure I've got everything +human could ask for +But then there's so much +I should be taken to task for +There's a raccoon on the roof +And she's trying to get inside +Mostly she wants food to feed her young +She peeks her head down +Through the window there's those eyes +Mystically aligned with the fading sun +Scratch scratch scratch +She's on the insides of my ribs +Like a miner sifts for gold +In the dirt so plain and fine +She's clawing her way out +Passing arteries and lungs +Without a proper map +no telling what she'll find +Now she has left +And so I feel relieved +Like after a long hard session of therapy +To be opened up +Examined piece by piece +The raccoon knows what she wants me to be +Just like her +Wild and wise and wicked +Nothing between the lines +Nothing hidden or held back +Somewhere along the way +Humans we're all sickened +Embarrassed by our shame +And aware of what we lack" +All my friends were sick for days,"I partied with them anyway +We are so close it's not mysterious +That we should share all our bacterias +Don't get me down go wash your hands +I haven't been sick in months +Drinking smoothies taking naps +And lots of vitamins +I don't want to get sick +I've got too much to do +I'm putting up a brick wall +Between me and you +I am healthy +My antibodies are on the prowl +I warned you +Before I came over +That I was sick +I sound congested +I'll wipe the guitar down before I go" +Drawing on Jupiter's,"face, drawing on Jupiter's +face, drawing on Jupiter's +face, with sunscreen, foaming up epiphanies less, foaming +up epiphanies less, foaming up epiphanies less, with +sunscreen, with sunscreen, with sunscreen, with sunscreen. Lathering +a momma's bag, lathering a momma's bag, lathering +a momma's bag, with sunscreen. I'm +not putting on, I'm +not putting on, I'm +not putting on. With +sunscreen, with sunscreen, with sunscreen, with sunscreen." +Many furries point to the Disney,"animated Robin +Hood as one of the earliest examples The +fandom has its roots in the underground comics +movement Very +explicit According +to some pornographic actors Fluffers +are no longer needed because of the medical +advancements of program and impulse advancements Oh +my God" +Tell me what's on your mind Tell,"me what you're willing to leave behind Is +it something that I know the name of +Is it love Is +it love Don't +touch it just leave it be don't touch +it Just +leave it where you found it I said +don't touch it Just +leave it be and you will be me +someday Tell +me what you have Tell +me what you're willing to part with Tell +me what you thought about yesterday what you're +holding in your heart with don't touch it +Leave it be don't touch it Just +leave it to me don't touch it it +might not taste good don't put it in +your mouth no I don't think you tell +me what you're gonna do and I'll +show you something inside of you that you +never quite knew was there it's not okay +to stare don't touch it Leave +it be don't touch it you will someday +be me because we are made out of +the same molecul Use +them rules I didn't write them" +Nobody can teach you,"Nobody can reach you +Nobody can do it +But you +Don’t ask me questions +i don’t have the answers +If you're looking to learn to sing +Or become a professional dancer00 +There’s no way out +The only way is through +We’re in this together +But it’s all up to you +Nobody can teach you +Nobody can reach you +Nobody can do it +But you +I had a hard time +Figuring out the basics +There was a lot of fear there +At some point I had to face it +I felt this ache +I felt this burn +It’s taken me a lifetime +I’ve still got a lot to learn +Nobody can teach you +Nobody can reach you +Nobody can do it +But you" +On the Today Show,"You never know what you’re gonna get +Maybe ballroom dancing +Or how to take care of your pet +In the winter time I’m from America +Does it get very cold in Australia? +When it’s winter there +It’s summer here +I kinda think that’s really weird +On the Today Show +Weekday mornings from 5:30 to 9 +Georgie Gardner leads the news +(She’s hot) +Lisa Wilkinson is super fine +(Oh yeah) +Cam does sports +Richard Wilk does entertainment +Richard Reed gossips from LA +With their powers combined +From 5:30 to 9 +The crack team that is today +Todayyyyy +On Today +Todayyyyyy +On Today +Today" +Go for pro,"If you’re mega man or abobo +Compete and do +Your best and you +Will find that you have won +We picked 5 elegant games +This year instead of four +To really go for pro +You have to pick one more +The email thread, eating all your data +Check it thrice +Check it six more times +The email thread +Missing Jeff and Joe +No Hobson’s at the Pro +But wait what’s the small +Is it grass, I can’t tell? +YES! It’s jeff and joe +The email thread" +Somebody said I'll just leave it right here,"I'll leave this thing here forever +I won't pick it up and I won't look at it +All previous ties are severed +Boxes are piled up in our minds +Where nobody seems to notice +wheel of summer breaks in wintertime +from the ashes of a lotus +Monster o monster will you come out +Will you come out and play +We can do dress up and you can be king +You can just blow me away +Monster I need you clear and alert +Making all kinds of decisions +Feeding my heart to the dogs in the park +And feeding the dogs to the pigeons +This is the price now this is the piece +The one that will complete the puzzle +Taking the chains off, unhooking the heart +Disintegrate the muzzle +Boxes are piled up in our minds +I think it's time to destroy them +Tools you have gathered from all of time +Now is the time to employ them" +This is really happening don't you see the,"flood This +is really happening down into the mud this +is really happening what you think is gone +to happen when everything is gone Everything +is gone Nothing +ever lasts you know humans least of all +we flit into existence Then +we fade into the dark so this is +really happening Take +the time to look all around you and +read another book oh oh this is really +happening this is really happening what's happening yeah +yeah yeah this is isn't this isn't this +isn't this isn't this is really happening Butterflies +and bees they're really dying so American +cheese I'm +more provolone soon it will be gone and +we'll be left all alone Slave +unto our thoughts O +to our thoughts so this is really happening +this is really happening this is really happening +oh it's happening" +Slowly the world is waking up,"Dead white people is all it took +Underneath the rubble +The universe +You finally hear it +If only so many people didn’t have to die first +Home of the brave, land of the free +You only see what you want to see +Eat another hot dog +Drink that wine +The screams cut through +In a tangle of guilt and fear that you can never unwind +As if emerging from a drugged out pitch +Where wrong and right nobody knows which is which +Folding laundry +There’s a bell that tolls +For the heavy weight of souls that have no place to go" +For astute observation,"Daring Fireball, oh +Informed speculation +Daring Fireball +With John Gruber +Daring Fireball, oh +For in depth analysis +Daring Fireball, yeah +Doesn’t get any better than this +Oh, John Gruber +Don’t follow him on Twitter +Unless you really like baseball +He really likes baseball +John Gruber, yeah" +I'm gonna go see star wars,"I'm gonna go see star wars +Join the resistance +Join the resistance +Join the resistance +Star wars +Star wars +Star wars +Star wars +Star wars +Star wars +Star wars +Star wars" +When you don’t want to hang out with your friends,"You sit alone and cry and moan +About the pain that will never end +But I’m your friend and I want to hang +With the Sunday morning blossoms and the sun +Come out and feel the breeze +Tell your ovaries that it’s time to go have some fun +Don’t let your ovaries get you down +You’re the most powerful woman around +Don’t let your ovaries ruin your day +Come out and play with me +Come out and play with me" +Daisy the unicorn and Crocodile,"the dragon like to fly together They +eat blueberries and gummies and carrots And +Rosie the monster dragon likes to eat the +flying fish Cause +they are everywhere They're +everywhere She +eats the flying fish because they're everywhere And +then they went back to the castle to +help have a tea party And +they ate the blueberries and gummies and carrots +again And +then Rosie +the monster dragon accidentally ate Daisy +the unicorn She +said I'm +sorry And +then Daisy +teleported out of Rosie's +giant tummy And +then it was time to go to bed +Except there were all these flying fish They +were everywhere They +were everywhere There +were flying fish everywhere They +were everywhere There +were flying fish everywhere Flying +fish in my hair Flying +fish everywhere They +were everywhere The +end La +la la la la" +"Are ya winning, son?","Do you even know the rules? +Are you the one eyed kind among +billion greater fools? +Are you being ruthless? +Are you playing fair? +Do you drink the blood the vanquished? +Making socks out of their hair? +Are ya winning son? +Are your thoughts impure? +Has your journey just begun? +Of your never ending tour? +Is the keyboard lighting up +And showing you the way +Is fear or is it love +Your subjects must obey? +Are ya winning son? +In the battle of the memes? +Did you get the alliance done +With the tiger in your dreams? +Did you make the gesture? +That God himself denied? +Are you calm and measured? +Are you satisfied?" +When you’re living in a worry,"Is it gonna be your last +And you’re in such a hurry +You’re going nowhere fast +Take out the garbage +Do all the dishes +Then let your muscles flex +Into the night with your x ray specs +You’ve got no talent +You’ve no advantage +But you speak a language +And only you understand it +Change the baby’s diaper +Bring inside the stroller +Irresistible opposite sex +Into the night with your x ray specs +I had a nightmare last night +That we were still together +I woke up feeling not right +Hope i don’t feel this way forever +I see through the pavement +I see through the mountain of time +I see through the innocent +To stop each and every crime +Hold me, hold me close +Don’t look through me like ghost +If your phone beeps, ignore the text +Come in from the night, take off your x ray specs" +Once a while,"Everything becomes so clear +The focus feeling +No doubt or hate or fear +Hey I’m a soldier +Fighting for world peace +Hey I'm older +Than I appear at first glance +Christmas joking +Ha ho I never expect +The doors that are closing +Or the sky when it erupts +Hey I’m a boxer +Fighting just to get paid +Hey I'm a rock star +Disgusted at what I've made +Oooooooohhh +Ooooh oooh ooh +Ooooh oooh ooh +Living in a station +One stationary set +Of chess in motion +blind old teacher’s pet +Hey I'm a loser +Fighting for my chance +Hey it's closer +Than it appears at first glance +Ooooh oooh ooh +Ooooh oooh ooh2 +Once in a while +Everything just falls away +It's all a jumble +And the face on the monitor says +Hey I'm a angel +Fighting for all you folks +Hey I’ll wrangle +The wheels and their spokes +Ooooh oooh ooh +Ooooh oooh ooh +Ooooh oooh ooh +Ooooh oooh ooh" +Aren’t you tired of this yet,"I’m as tired as can get +All the vases have been broken +All the spells have been misspoken +When will the tide begin to turn +Touch the clouds and start the stars +Mine is yours and theirs is ours +Staring at the white space on the screen +Trying to tell you what I mean +When will the tide begin to turn +My sides are split, my lips are hit +My hips are hugging the seat I sit +Pissed and posing my eyes are closing +My eyes are eyesing and my nose is nosing +When will the tide begin to turn +There’s nothing for you here +You might as well give up +You might as well fight gravity +You might as well hate love +You might as well touch sanity +In the time of 45 +You might as well die before +You have a chance to be alive +The back seat flows, blowholes blow +The ship is full of cows you know +The sun is rising sinking dunking +In my brain I am spelunking +When will the tide begin to turn" +Ceiling fan Keep,"me cool now it's time to go to +draw on my pillow on the bed Rest +my soul my sleep in hell it's time +to sleep it's time to sleep so to +keep my time to sleep singing fair Ceiling +fan I'm +just a man I feel and finish seeing +fam Ceiling +f It's +time to sleep oh messy me fancy" +Jupiter's got a stick and he likes to,"carry it all around all around Do +you want to make up some words Stick +stick stick stick Your +turn Stick +stick stick stick Jupiter's +got a stick Stick +stick stick stick Jupiter's +got a stick Can +you sing that with me Stick +stick stick stick Jupiter's +got us Stick +stick stick stick stick Jupiter's +got a stick Guitar +What Guitar +I said you have a guitar Papa's +got a guitar Papa +has got a guitar Stick +stick stick stick Jupiter's +got a stick and Papa's +got a guitar Ah +O Papa +has got a guitar Where +are we right now Make +up something about where we are We're +in Bennington +College And +the bees are alive in Bennington +College And +the trees and the freeze and the bot +Papa's bot is alive in Ben +College Stick +stick stick stick Jupiter's +got a stick Stick +stick stick stick Jupiter's +got a stick and Papa +has got a guitar R +O Papa +has got a guitar R +that's the end of the song And +my stick is not going down until the +breeze come Do +you want to jump Sure +Nice" +Winter is coming,"The night is very long +And you are gonna need somebody +To carry you along +You gotta find somebody to hold you +When the snow begins to fall +You gotta find somebody who loves you +More than anything at all +Somebody to hold the door +Somebody to hold the door +To care about you like no one before +To hold the door +Winter is coming +The past will never change +You’re going to need somebody +To help carry your pain +You gotta find somebody who gets you +Right down to the core +You gotta find somebody strong enough +To hold the door +Winter is coming +You can’t stop the king alone +Echos in the footsteps +Fire on the iron throne +You gotta find somebody to hold you +When the long night finally comes +Somebody who would die for you +So that you can see the sun" +If I had a penny for all the time I’ve wasted,"I’d be a pretty penny richer than I am +All the energy I put into mixed up emotions +Never really even trying to understand +It’s not me +That you see +It’s not you +You see through +I could be +broken tree +Feeling sorry +For the ocean blue +If I had a penny every broken heart I mended +Living in the shadows and always on the run +Chasing off the geese from the babies in the field +It’s a dirty job but it must get done" +The sun will be out shining,"You’ll wipe your eyes and you’ll realize +You’ve been awake for 40 days +And that’s when it’ll hit you +You’ve been at your computer +Youtube and Facebook and Twitter +And you’ll be amazed +Can you really, really tell me +That you get satisfied +Getting lost in the tangle of tubes while you’re losing your mind? +There’s only one known cure for this +And if you’ve got it don’t take any chances +Put on your pants +Cancel your plans +Get outside and get dancing" +Normal,"Who wants to be normal +In the depth of your core you’ll +Find that nothing inside you is anything like +Normal +No nothing is formal +When your form is warm we’ll +Cuddle in a puddle of limbs lying dormant +In our soulful +As the days go by you’re older +Things never get normal +They get boring sometimes +But only when curiosity dies +You resuscitate with eyes +That see the world brand new +It’s all so beautiful to you +But not normal" +I’m working my ass off,"And I ain’t got much to show +I’ve got empty pockets +As I try to follow my nose +The whole world is moving +And I’m just standing still +I used to have time to ruminate +Used to have time to kill +but not any more +I feel bad about these songs +Like I’m letting you down +I write them in five minutes +And then I gotta go run around +I don’t know how I got here +I don’t know where I go next +I used to go to the park to just think +I had time to be perplexed" +Fantastic finger work phil,"Fantastic finger work phil +I like the way you touch that bar +You touch it so good +You touch it so good +You touch it real good +No iMac +No Mac Pro +I really needed a +New MacBook Pro though +I’m sad to say No 5k display +But Phil’s finger work made it all OK" +Table table table,"Sit down at the table +Let me serve a drink +Just as soon as I am able +Going going going +Which way are you going +Are you coming with me +I have no way of knowing +And your mouth shuts tight +And the bells ring night +And my clock gets wound +And we go to ground" +Been tired all day been tired all day,"I woke up and I took a nap +immediately I really don't want to write this +song right now but I got to Cause +that's what I I'm +on about Every +single day Every +single day Every +single day Every +single day I been so tired I want +to go to sleep again Even +though I already took one nap today I +don't know why I'm +feeling this way today I gotta cool to +bed sooner sooner than later Cause +that's what I do all the time I +stay up too late and by late I +mean 1000 at night Oh +no oh no no I said why me +tired again Why +I'm me tired again I don't got time +for grand and I don't got time for +anything I said why me tired again I'm +so tired so sleepy You +won't see me you won't see me jumping +up and down out of my chair making +a fool of myself again somewhere That's +what I do every day is what I +do every day I got stuff all over +my one century So +I'm wearing a jacket today I'm +so tired so goddamn tired So +tired I can barely keep my eyes open" +Well Heather,"had crazy big hair down at Dino's +bar She +played hard to get for a while but +Sean wouldn't give up at all And +now Bastion +Jones and Chloe +Patra snuggle up next to her when she's +having trouble waking up in the morning She +looks at Sean +her photographer a living down a new altar +wearing three robes at once cooking up amazing +meals They've +been engaged for 60 months making art about +mermaids and modeling for Shawn +Listen to those doggies Bark +bark bark She's +really close to her mom Mom +And Heather +Oh Heather +though you lost your engagement ring Well +Sean wants to know He +really wants to know Will +you marry him next week So +tell us Heather +Will you marry him next week Will +you marry him next week Heather +will you do Sean +the honor of marrying you next week For +real" +For a while we had no neighbors upstairs,"For a while we had no neighbors upstairs +Now we got some neighbors upstairs and they're really loud +Now we got some neighbors upstairs and they're really really loud +The neighbors downstairs think +I'm really loud but +I'm only loud during the day +The neighbors upstairs are loud +The neighbors upstairs are loud +The neighbors upstairs are lo +Loud loud loud" +HEY! YOU!,"With that dumb jpeg +You can’t use +bitcoin that way +JUST SAY NO +To N F T +BITCOIN SHOULD +BE ONLY MONEY +Trustless, Decentralized, no intermediaries, but come on guys +Miners should censor +Let’s put some fear in them +That unless these people stop" +cloth is placed over the detainee’s face Cold,"water is poured on the cloth The +wet cloth creates a barrier through which it +is difficult Or +in some cases not possible for the detainee +to breathe If +the detainee makes an effort to defeat the +technique By +twisting his head to the side and breathing +out of the corner of his mouth The +interrogator may cup his hands around the detainee’s +nose and mouth In +which case it would not be possible for +the detainee to breathe Oh, +to breathe But +as we explained in the section 2340A Memorandum +“Pain and suffering” is best understood as a +single concept Not +distinct concepts of “pain” as distinguished from “suffering” +Oh, suffering And +the waterboard which inflicts no pain or actual +harm whatsoever Does +not in our view inflict “severe pain or +suffering” Even +if one were to parse the statute more +finely To +treat “suffering” as a distinct concept The +waterboard could not be said to inflict “severe +suffering” The +waterboard is simply a controlled acute episode Lacking +the connotation of a protracted period of time +generally given to suffering" +I dropped my kid off today at their,"first day of camp And +it made me think about all my first +days of camp And +how anxious I’d +feel How +incredibly anxious I’d +feel The +difference between anxiety and fear Is +that fear has a purpose but when anxiety +is here You’re +worrying for no reason For +no reason at all I think my anxiety +really peaked when I was college aged I +was often paralyzed and I couldn’t do certain +things Trapped +by my own mind nervous wreck all of +the time I wish I could tell myself +it’s all gonna be ok You +can go places and do things, you don’t +have to run away I took so long +to learn this So +heavy to have to earn this But +even this morning as I dropped off my +kid I felt the anxiety, coursing through my +blood But +I can just handle it now I know +I can handle it now So +we met the teacher and we went into +the class It’s +a coding workshop, and there my kiddo sat +Behind the computer I’m +thinking about them all day I hope they +have a good time And +I hope they are ok" +Car seats,"Back packs +Video Games +Power tools +Clothing +Printers +Cameras +Hardware +Wet ware +Dinnerware +Drink ware +Routers +Books +And anything else +You can get anything you want from E-shopping.com +You can get everything you want from E-shopping.com x3" +Off in a far away land,"You’re the only one of your kind +You just killed a man +And you’re more or less losing your mind +You’ve got a job to do +But damn if you’re gonna do it +You can’t go around +I guess that you’ve got to go through it +The beasts that take the sky +Will only hurt the willing +They don’t whimper and cry +They just get on with the killing +Find out what she knows +And find how when she knew it +You can’t dig a tunnel +I guess that you’ve got to go through it +You gotta go through +I know that bothers you +It seems unnecessarily cruel +But it’s what you’ve got to do +Marshal all the soldiers +Lieutenants at the ready +And secure the borders +Tell everyone to hold steady +You’ve got a bad idea +Everyone will poo poo it +You can’t set it on fire +I guess that you’ve got to go through it" +When you let every body know,"The way you want it to go +How your anger grows +You tell on yourself +The ideas that you put out +The stones in the glass house +The words come out your mouth +You tell on yourself +You tell on yourself +With every single breath +You tell on yourself +Until there’s no doubt left +By the time we all are ready +To put the kings to death +You tell on yourself +We all know what you mean +See right through your scheme +Head ready for the guillotine +You tell on yourself +By the light of a trillion stars +In your fancy planes and cars +We know exactly who you are +You tell on yourself" +it's different it's true but it's just as fun,"back in the 80s at nintendo japan +they though we couldn't handle the real jump man +so they took doki doki panic +and then put mario right in it +and changed a few key elements +to make it more of a mario game +a mushroom here +a warp zone there +the princess with +her golden hair +we were just kids +we didn't know +as far as we were concerned +this was mariorq +it wasn't until +the snes +the real mario 2 +put our skills to the test +man that game is hard +mushrooms fake you out +wind will knock you down +warp zones send you back +withholding this game +was a very good call +we wouldn't have had the princess +after all +and to this day +i don't know which i prefer +the real mario 2 +or the impostor +i guess it depends +on the mood that i'm in +and which i feel +like playing again" +My parents called me Jonathan Mann,"And that’s what I go by +But when I get big on the internet +Then I’m just some guy +Some guy +Some guy +Well, I’m just some guy +Some guy turned a supreme court justice’s +Disapproving words +Into a rad feminist anthem +Man seeks roommate through a YouTube song +Guy does a duet with Siri +Brooklyn couple makes video +To announce split to their friends +Neetzan Zimmerman says “Some guy” +makes for a better headline, and that’s true +And I shouldn’t take it personal +But the fact is that I do +Behind every piece of content you click +Is the sweat of a human soul +From that funny drawing of Charlie Brown +To the comics that make you LOL +Songwriter sings +guy does a duet +Man Sings +Watch a man sing +iPhone Antenna Guy +Musician records +Brooklyn man +This guy turned +Guy Turns Justice +Awesome Guy turns +Someone turned +Someone just turned +Guy makes a music video +Guy writes song +This man has recorded +Handsom guitar player sing splains ruth bader gins burg’s hobby lobby dissent" +Hey there guy on the roof with the,"high pressure water hose It's +5 30 a.m. Sunday +morning and I'm +tired and I'm +trying to doze What +makes you think that 5 30 a.m. Sunday +morning is a good time to do this +Put your hose away and let me sleep +or else I'm +gonna get your soul So +cool" +Are you excited by what will be?,"Yeah yeah yeah yeah +Are you as excited as me? +Yeah yeah yeah yeah +Do you think life came from the sea? +Yeah yeah yeah yeah +Are you excited in the nth degree? +Yeah yeah yeah yeah +Ohhh ohhhh +Ohhhhhh ohhhhh" +Ideas come and ideas go,"And that’s just really ok you know +What’s success and what’s failure +IT can be hard sometimes to know for sure +But you just keep trying +Yeah you just keep trying +Even if you feel like you’re dying +You just keep trying +Yeah you just keep trying" +Yesterday Andy M cried a lot,"There’s a slack channel for the hashtag now +Norma says there’s internet in Vermont +The water truck is parked by the bar +Hydrate, make sure you hydrate +Heather Armstrong +Put hairy vaginas on screen +In 450 pt type +Banana Republic didn’t like Brokenback Banana +But if you can’t say hairy vagina then fuck em all right +Hairy vaginas! +Alex Blumberg thought he was hot shit +But when it came down to it he flubbed his pitch +And he thought Orello would be a good name +He wants to keep the bad parts in +He was such a dick in the equity situation +But he made the podcast and then he didn’t have to explain +Spike Trotman likes porn +And she didn’t like the porn being made +So she decided to make some porn of her own +The celestial choir she ignored the dull roar +She asked some friends if they wanted to make porn +Her friends said we thought you’d never ask let’s all bone +Hairy vaginas! +Suck.com +It’s not a panel it’s therapy +They were the first to use links as jokes +And that’s news to me +Mallory Ortberg chugged 2 chocolate milks +And she doesn’t want to puke on you +But we’re all gonna die so it’s OK +Dont apply her lessons universally +She got paid 750 +Dollars to speak she should’ve have asked for way way way more +We forget who made what +On the internet +We only know the stories that we tell +So own the things you make +And love yourself for goodness sake +And tell each other’s stories often and well +Hairy vaginas! +Many GamerGaters think they’re the good guys +But it’s just basic empathy failure +Don’t call them trolls, it’s abuse +Zoe Quinn was an angry teen +If Gamergate happened 7 years ago +She very likely would have been in their shoes +Design is a value statement +Show me what you build, I’ll tell you who you are +The choices we make on the web today +Will seem normal to our kids, so let’s +Eric Meyer +663399 rebecca purple +Design is a value statement +What we make +Show me what you build and I’lll tell you who you are +Build in our children’s names" +) He,"prefers to spell broccoli with an L, +with an L +He uses echolocation to get around He +can tell you how far the nearest wall +is And +he can tell you the height from the +ceiling to the ground Even +though he lost his eyes He +still takes pictures all the time Ryo +Hirosawa He's +always always smiling, so content and kind He's +studying to be an acupuncturist and a masseuse +He's got friends all over the world He +loves the Bare +Naked Ladies +and David +Foster Wallace +He can comprehend both Japanese +and english voice over At +the highest speed the iPhone can read That's +4 to 5 times normal speech He +has temporary eyeballs and he wants green ones +But for some reason his doctor thinks he's +nuts His +friend Darrell +wants him to play the wind synthesizer again +And I agree no ifs ands or buts" +Do you know the truth of it,"How the earth and the sky split +How the dirt and ocean broke +Before the time that we awoke +No no no no no no no no +When you feel the break in time +Will you can you hold the line +If the only way out is through +Can you let me carry you +No no no no no no no no +Have you ever seen the look +On a face that had mistook +You for someone that they missed +And then" +I can’t keep the water by my side at all,"I might spill it into a big puddle +Give a mouse a cookie and he’ll ask for milk +Give a moose a chicken and he’ll won’t just chill +No no, I won’t wish on a star +No no, I don’t wonder where we are +No no, I am touching grass again +No no, leave me in the fountain pen" +I called my wife and had to cancel a date,"Lordy, I hope there are tapes +The presidents a liar make no mistake +Lordy, I hope there are tapes +Pee tapes +Secret tapes +To corroborate +The memos I wrote, hey hey +This is what it feels like when reality breaks +Lordy I hope there are tapes +He wanted that meddlesome priest to go away +Lordy, I hope there are tapes +PEEEE TAPE0" +I'm more sad,"Than I have any right to be +I know it's so silly +But still it's the way I feel +Jon Gruber +And Dan Benjamin +No longer entertaining me +Together every week +These two men +I respect and I admire +Living their lives the way +That they want to +But I'll miss them talking to each other +I will listen to them separately +As long as they keep going +Dan's dead pan exaggerations +And Gruber's I don't knowing" +"Somebody’s having a very bad day, oh oh","My friend I am feeling, I am feeling the way +That you’re feeling +This template is used +By integration tests only +This template is used +In the pit of your stomach +When you realize what you did +You know it’s to late +To undo any of it +It’s ok, oh +It’s gonna be ok, oh +It’s ok, yeah +It’s gonna be ok, oh" +Do you still hear me inside your head,"Do you still fear me and the things that I did +For all the wrong reasons, like changing of seasons +I’m still right here +All along +Do you still know me by my singing voice? +Will you still show me more than other boys? +Now not so forbidden +And I’m not kiddin’ +I’m still right here +All along +The tattered and tired and sick and the poor +The rich and the satisfied +Everybody’s got hearts to lay bare +Everybody’s got something to hide +Do you still wonder what China feels like +Do you still thunder under cover of night +Acting so holy, like the day that you told me +I’m still right here +All along +Are you still dancing when the mood feels right +Do you still have the fire left nuff to fight +Giving a damn is, what does the damage +But I’m still right here +All along" +I think I'm,"ready I think I'm +ready I think I'm +ready to go to bed I think I'm +ready Feeling +unsteady I think I'm +ready to go to bed I'm +ready to go to bed I'm +feeling so tired don't really feel like writing +this song can you tell Can +you tell I'm +ready I'm +ready I'm +ready to go to bed I'm +ready I'm +ready as a Teddy +Berry I'm +ready to go to bed" +You think you know it You,"think you're ready to do it All +right 1 2 3 4 Screw +the Jones +in this perfect face of friends you want +consequences yous need consonants following some sort You +guys sound amazing Don't +be average at your head Be +great at your head oh yeah Let's +add a little oh yeah Be +in there if that feels okay Tim +Ryan was newly married with two kids to +boot They +took the kids to get a dog but +they came back with two now he's getting +kissed or he's getting licked every day Ordinary +people can be extraordinary Oh +One two three chorus Screw +the Joneses +Perfect Facebook +friends you are consequent oh yeah you're going +to be confidence Always +some scorecard someone said you should don't be +average at your bad Be +great at your good old Roy +drank smuggled mezcal with the founder of Southwest +and then and one day Sam +Walton called Roy +collect Sam +said roy you got no team Why +the hell not Roy +said one riot one ranger What +kind of problem you got Whoa +One two three Chorus +Screw the Joneses +Perfect Facebook +friend oh man You +want consequence you're gonna need Constance +Always some sort of mother someone said you +should don't be average after bad Be +great after good Oh +yeah I don't even have to sing because +you can sing it for me It's +amazing Laura +got into law school She +said this isn't for me And +Laura met the man of her mother's dream +The worst career advice is follow your passion +And the four worst words in the English +language are you'll be happy when Oh +One two three chorus Through +the jungle perfect Facebook +friends you are consequence You're +gonna need consonants following some scorecard someone said +you should don't be average after bad Be +great at your good oh yeah Now +we're gonna do chorus two more times We're +gonna add some snaps okay Snap +snap Yeah +Oh that's nice I can just shake like +this all day to that So +do it once with snaps And +then we're gonna add in the claps Okay +Go from snaps to faster the second time +You ready Screw +the Joneses +Perfect Facebook +friends you want count to the friends You'd +going to need consonants Always +some scorecard someone said you should don't be +average at your bed Be +pray that you could oh yeah here we +go Clam +clap clap loud through the face of friends +you are consequent Always +someone said you should don't be average and +too bad we pay attention oh yeah Oh +yeah Oh +yeah Oh +yeah Thank +you all so much You're +amazing I guess I'll +be somewhere signing and giving those videos so +I can make a video Thanks +a lot" +Everybody masturbates it’s true,"But you know what not everybody do +Masturbate while on zoom +Looking at their friends and colleagues too +This wasn’t about something technical +He thought they couldn’t see him doesn’t matter at all +If they couldn’t see him that would still +Be super disgusting ya’ll +If you really want to jerk it +Politely excuse yourself +If you really want to work it +You gotta quit Zoom right now +You can do it in the bedroom +You can do it in the shower or tub +bathroom stall at the mall +Is even ok for a rub +But these are your coworkers +And you’re doing it at their expense +If it’s voyeurs that you need +Find someone who will consent +You can’t just be lookin +At your coworkers as they +Go about their meeting +While you touch yourself that way" +There is no forever,"No five or four leaf clover +Can keep from hitting the ground +We all know what lies before us +I’m helpless from a distance +We were just a pair of misfits +Take the Sword of Omens now +And become one with the forest +Gotta say goodbye +It’s a queer and broken ache +Gotta say goodbye +If it’s a trip that I can’t take +Goodbye +I’m still under the covers +Battling mosquito lovers +Throwing rocks at moving cars +Until they finally found us +With the trees you communicated +Kings and queens initiated +Whistling on down through the yard +The harmony all around us" +It’s a heavy weight,"You carry on your shoulders +When you are the last of your kind +There’s a pearly gate +With your name at the top +I’ll see you there sometime +The last payphone in the world +With snow for a hat +The last payphone in the world +I wanna look like that +She was in Japan +And she didn’t see the bright lights +Shining down from the sky +And the earth got +Smaller smaller smaller smaller +She didn’t even get to say" +This song will never die x3,"Til the heat death of the universe +Oh oh +Here I am x3 +Is what I want to say +What I want to say +Is I was here +Full of anxiety and fear +Feel kind of weird +little bit funky +Feeling like an overeducated monkey +You could be hearing this tomorrow +You could be hearing this 1000 years from now +But if you’re listening tomorrow +Or in some far flung future +I want you to sing along +I think that you know how +Someday the world will be +Consumed by the sun +Someday you and me +Will die just like everyone +Meanwhile we do our best +To be kind and to have fun +The end is the beginning +And the beginning has just begun" +Take your imagination,"And then put it onchain you made it +You can always find your +inspiration In the color, oh the light of the orb +It’s your imagination +You can do what you want with it +Free, you can do what you want +What does it mean? +On the chain +You have the key +All that remains incomplete +Is the mark +That you will make +on your way into the light +So what are you waiting for? +Nobody but you +Can do the things that you +Only can do" +Hello friends,"At the Keith Valley Middle School +I saw the video +I thought it was super cool +Youuuuu +Dancing +And youuuuuu +Singing +Dance and sing all the time +I think we should +Dance and sing all the time +Every single day +Any type of plans +Will be made better +By song and dance +Keith Valley Middle School +Where the kids can dance +Where the kids are cool! +Sing like larks in a swimming pool +Keith Valley Middle School +Keith Valley Middle School +When they dance, they don’t drool +Always nice and never cruel +Keith Valley Middle School +Keith Valley Middle School +Kids can dance +Kids are cool +Sing like larks in a swimming pool +Keith Valley Middle School +Keith Valley Middle School +When they dance, they don’t drool +Always nice and never cruel +Keith Valley Middle School +Keith Valley Middle School" +"sometimes, sunday","i think about sunday's past +warm nights, school fright +like a heavy shadow cast +i don't want to go to school, tomorrow +i don't want to go +i'd rather stay home with you, my friendles +i'd rather stay home with you +why can't i just stay at home and write my songs +at school they make me sit still all day long +wah bo dah baddah +i got the sunday evening blues +wah bo dah baddah +i don't want to go to school" +What are you waiting for,"What’s the hold up dude +Time and the air you breathe +Won’t change your attitude +You’ll never be anyone different +Than who you are right now +Yeah I’m talking to you +And I’m talking to myself +What are you waiting for +You got time now but you’ll never have more +What are you waiting for +Change is gonna come +But on the inside it’s just you +One heart and two lungs +The universe is entropy +Nothing ever lasts +You wanna go make waves +You are gonna get splashed +What are you waiting for +In your dusty indecision +Every single mistake you make +Won’t matter in the beginning +At the heat death of the universe +Everything will be still +So just sit down and do it +You don’t have time to kill" +In the time of gods I was an,"ant I overheard it all Words +rained down like can and canned I'd +watch and was enthroned in the time of +gods the couriers had wings upon their shoes +the changing of the seasons was the language +that they used all of the other ants +thought I was crazy for talking to the +gods but they chose me I don't know +why and from my little anthill I could +barely make out all the shapes But +a rhombus is a diamond that's laid down +to die in the time of ants I +was a God +bright and shiny diamond down below the barrier +I met my own friend My +only friend" +This is just a placeholder song Is,"it just a place Soldier +song Is +it just a place soldier song so don't +be afraid Is +it just a place Soldier +song yeah just a place so is it +just a place so just song so long +too fresh for lots of convoluted reasons I +need a place for the song right here +I don't really want to explain it all +but no you fear because this is just +a place to the soul this is just +a place Soldier +soul Is +it just a place sold song so don't +you friend this is just a place of +the song There's +a desert place Soldier +song There's +a desert place Soldier +song so don't you fret so don't you +fret now Is +it just a placeholder snow Is +it just a place to the storm is +a place to start you place over place +souls Is +it that the place also don't you friend" +Leucochloridium Paradoxm,"Is a parasitic worm +It sits inside of snails +Where it’s safe and it is warm +It doesn’t have a mouth +It castrates its host +And makes it’s eyes bug out +And using mind control +It forces the snail to go +Out during the day +The snail is nocturnal +But the worm puts on a show +Snail eyes a glowing strobe +So all predators will know +And then the bird eats the snails eyes +That’s how the parasite reproduces +But the snail itself it doesn’t die +It regrows it’s eyes +And the whole thing starts again" +the road is breaking me,"i won't always be +able to only see +one direction +one direction at a time +with perspective +and only two eyes +mis representative +tis the season to be giving +that with which you cannot live +but you don't know what it is +look around you +all you see is stuff +it surrounds you +and you've had enough +i once taught a man to fish +then he granted me one wish +but i told him with bitterness +i knew not what to do with his +wish granting power +stronger than a genie +his face went sour +and he called me a meanie" +It's raining and,"I'm walking in +Manhattan +Whoa +It's pretty in the city +No +Really +Wow +Here +I go here +I go here +I go here +I go here +I go here +I go here +I go here +I go" +If I was born,"Like 50 years ago +I’d have been writing jingles +In the 80s +If I was born +Like in the 1600s +I’d have been a minstrel +Singing for my supper +If I was born +In 1903 +I’d have been in vaudeville +Like my grandpa +If I was born +4000 years ago +I’d have been pyramids +For the Egyptians +But I’ve got YouTube and I’ve got you, too +So I sing each day for my supper +And I sometimes write jingles +And I’m a wandering minstrel +And my antics are vaudevillian +But I don’t work for no Pharaoh +I work for myself +And I work for you" +"You take the red one, I'll take the toboggan","This hill is so huge I had almost forgotten +One year older and my snow pants are tight +All my brother and I do is fight +Down the hill +The wind in the trees +My limbs start to freeze +million foot drop +And back to the top +Dodge that bush and look out for that stump +Pack the snow tight and lets make a jump +Faster and faster don't give it much thought +Did you see how much air Gary just got +Down the hill +The sky is grey +I could do this all day +Keep your hat on your head +Let's go all on one sled +My lungs are on fire and my boots are soaked +Let's go home where the fire is stoked +Put on pajamas and play Mario +Slide down the hill killing Goombas as we go +Down the hill +Faster and faster +We barely stave off disaster +million foot drop +And back to the top" +You watch videos,"On the internet +And you think to yourself +I’d like to do that +So you go to the store +You buy a camera +But you’re not sure where to start +At the New York Video School +They’ve got a program for you, it’s cool +Show you how to do amazing things +With digital video +You’ll be a video king or queen +When you learn to do this +And this +And this +And this +And this" +via YouTube aWhich way,"Do I go right now +On my face +smiling scowl +I've got no words for you +I have been emptied out +I have no words for you +And that's what this is about +Sits bones +And tender thighs +Broken phones +And burned out eyes +I've got no words for you +No words left in this throat +I have no words for you +And I'll sing them note for note +From here +All roads are wide +Free and clear +And paved with light +I've got no words for you +The rain will speak my peace +I have no words for you +My tongue has been deceased +Can you +Point my ship +Into +The thick of it +I've got no words for you +But I still sang my mind +I have no words for you +Until the end of time" +Making customized soaps that look and smell like everything,"Any scent you can think of in your head +From juniper berry to Amish Friendship Bread +You can make it glitter or have metallic sheen +Au natural with the poppy seed +So file your destiny, your fortune awaits +Think outside the ball, let your soap tell your fate +Fortune cookie soap, fortune cookie soap +No parabens, no sodium lauryl sulfate +With no synthetic preservatives +No animal testing, completely gunk free +They test it on themselves so you know it’s gotta be +Fortune cookie soap, fortune cookie soap +Cabaret, Dragontrube, MoogieMan and Blue Lagoon +Hazlenut, Cappuccino, Lemon Zing and In The Loop +Hocus Pocus, Halloween, Hocus Pocus, Keep It Clean +Beach Bum, Baby Doll, Escuchar it’s natural +Va-va-va-va- Vivid, Agave Lime, +Dragon’s Blood, Yacht Club, Clementine +Takes the Cake, The Great Grape, Ice Capade and Crème Brule +Fresh Bamboo, Peach, Pink Grapefruit, Aloe Vera it’s up to you +If you’re a clean freak, become a fortune freak +If you’re a clean freak, become a fortune freak +Fortune cookie soap, fortune cookie soap +Fortune cookie soap, fortune cookie soap" +Her favorite color is purple,"She loves her husband they got married last December +She likes to cook, go shopping and talk to friends +People say certain phrases, she makes songs out of them +Renee’s favorite numbers are 3 and 7 +So she’s 37 until she’s 73 +She was almost born on 6 6 66 +But she wasn’t and it’s her birthday +She is addicted to Netflix +She’s also a Facebook addict +She loves playing games on her tablet +She is loved by her daughter Dianna" +Throw it all away down into the river,"You've got nothing to say but still you +must deliver you must deliver everything everything that +you have without question or consequence Take +another step into the darkness until there's one +thing left And +you're embarking and you're embarking on a journey +that you've seen in the movies in the +tv on the magazine and in books and +in novels too Written +for you it's written for you it's written +for you I was having a dream It +was made of brain stuff I couldn't see +I couldn't make love Come +out of my hands come out of my +pants come out of my head come out +of my socks come out of my knees +come out of my elbows come out of +my eyes I'm +out of my ears I couldn't see what +it was doing to me doing to me +doing to me" +If you think you can get away with murder,"Then you may as well try +But if you see death around every corner +Don’t look him in the eye +He’ll punch you in the nose +And say, “Don’t do my job for me.” +Don’t do my job for me +Don’t make it so easy +You hate yourself and you’re full of anxiety +Don’t do my job for me +If you were walking out on the savannah +Talking with your wife and kids +And out of nowhere a killer giant panda +Said you know just what this is +You better run for your life +You don’t want to hear death say +One time, I was just a little amoeba +Being chase through the muck +Now the fact that I’m sitting here +Is just billions of years of luck +If you saw the sunset every morning +Would it still mean the same +Do you only see good days as a warning +Are you bracing for the pain +That you’ll get what you “deserve” +While death keeps pleading with you" +Yeah Jonathan?,"You're Vegan, +right? Yes, +that's right, I am! Can +I ask you some questions, then? Sure, +Mann, of course you can! Are +you ready for the questions, then? What +are you waiting for? Where +do you get your protein, protein, protein Only +meat has protein so where do you get +your protein Actually +lots of things have protein: Beans +have protein Greens +have protein, fruits and nuts have protein, grains +and seeds have protein and here's the thing +that's so obscene: We +don't need so much protein Most +people eat more than they need Well, +I never knew that before It’s +true Where +do you get your calcium? Only +milk has calcium Healthy +bones from cow's milk, calcium, I drink it, +yum Lots +of plants have calcium, and lots and lots +of calcium And +cholesterol, well they have none of the fat +found in milk Calcium, +no fat? No +fat. Greens +give me calcium? Lots +of calcium What +about our ancestors? Didn't +they eat meat? If +I wasn't supposed to eat it, then why +do I have these teeth? Do +your teeth look like a carnivores? All +sharp and pointy, like? No +you gotta cook your meat over a roaring +fire light! Furthermore, +all carnivores act on instinct But +humans make choices, they consider and they think +If humans of old ate meat It +was a choice not a necessity If +everyone were vegan, what about all the cows +and all the gajillion chickens living on farms +now? If +everyone turned vegan it wouldn't happen over night +and demand would just decline and so would +the supply. Isn't +vegan food just bland and gross? No! +It's yummier than most! You +care about animals more, you do! I care +about animals, people too! Aren't +vegan men weak and girly? I find vegan +men quite sexy! B12, +so there, haha! B12's +from bacteria! Where +do you get your protein? Plants! +Where do you get calcium? Plants! +Where do you get your iron? Plants! +Where do you get your zinc? Plants! +Where do you get your protein? Plants! +Where do you get calcium? Plants! +Where do you get your iron? Plants! +Where do you get your zinc? Plants! +Hey Ivory! +Yeah Jonathan? +I think I get it now. You +do? Yeah, +it's all about plants. Yep, +that's pretty much it. OK, +cool, glad we cleared it up! Me +too! Let's +have a snack! OK." +How do you sleep at night?,"When you pay the eight dollars I +Don’t understand +How you can pay that man +“You vote with your wallet” +It’s disgustin’ +Your children will be ashamed +When they grow up they’ll disavow your name +You deserve +To be reviled and hated +With the nazis you would have +Collaborated +This is a movement +This is our moment +The mighty dollar +Speaks louder than words +So shame on you +But I’ll never leave this site +Cuz that would be absurd +You say you need it to +Post videos well I got news for you +There’s YouTube and Vimeo +They’re both perfectly ethical you know +You say you want an edit button +Well then go to Facebook then +You want to deflect +From the blood on your hands +But that stops now +We’re taking a stand" +I would like to give another shot,"To the dinosaur that time forgot +The de-colonizer in my mind +Colliding all galaxy wide +Hoist the flag once more +So we can go back to the grocery store +Cover everybody up with snow +Bury all the bad down below +The humidifier left overnight +Turning all the windows opaque white +Lost in head cannon lore +And we’re lost again in the grocery store +If you’re gonna go and pick a fight +You may as well try and do it right +You may as well jump off of a cliff +Into inevitable abysss +Nature a vacuum does abhor +Like the frozen food in a grocery store +Minuscule dinosaur bones +Holding old timey satellite phones +Wading deep in the darkest depths +Of the river flowing through our hearts" +I was thinking about the time,"They broke into my car +And took nothing but my banjo +Or when I was Chicago +And they smashed my car window +And took only my Jonathan Richman tapes +Car thieves with good taste +They know what they like and make no mistake +It was a sad day when I said goodbye +To my Banjo and Jojo tapes +Running around +in the California suburbs +Reminds me of visiting my grandparents +These one story houses +and backyard orange trees +Those trips all blend together +I came out alone at 13 years old +Because I had met this girl on vacation +I took the train to see her, but she didn’t like me +And I felt like a loser +Memories are like dreams +Or dreams are like memories +Sometimes they just don’t make sense +Some names stick in the back of your mind +And some just go out in the ether +I’m pretty sure that girls name was Kim +I wonder whatever happened to her +She lived out in the San Fernando Valley +And I felt like a loser" +Brainless and hungry I walked to the shop,"There's no way that zombie is Jesus +Haven't seen you in a while glad you're +back just don't bite me The +brains always bring me closer I've +returned with a craving for mortal flesh It's +easter is the main take home from all +this So +run run as fast as you can because +you are our tasty ginger haired man Born +again, with a taste for brains It's +not me, the world's gone insane The +dead walk and the living dance Why +do they always stumble after me Zombie +dear, so perfectly rotten The +only thing zombie are good at is pushing +shopping carts The +carrots are undead (Brainz!) It's +like the walking dead (Brainz!) At +least I'll +meet my heroes (Brainz!) Just +not as I expected (Brainz!) Jesus +was the prototype for zombies everywhere I bit +you and now you will join the fun +I'm falling apart but I've +never felt better They +came back from the dead to hide easter +eggs And +it all comes back to me My +brains taste bad, cause I never seasoned them +in school Samurai +machete, I'll +use the hand from Freddy +His tombstone read ""see u soon"" (#spooky) We're +in grave danger in this cemetery it's morgue +than I can take I couldn't kill a +zombie kitten even if it was trying to +eat my toes Zombie +dog saves the world From +an evil zombie squirrel We +must find the bokor necromancer and slay him +lest these slaves never be free So +run run as fast as you can because +you are our tasty ginger haired man Born +again, with a taste for brains It's +not me, the world's gone insane The +dead walk and the living dance Why +do they always stumble after me Zombie +dear, so perfectly rotten The +only thing zombie are good at is pushing +shopping carts Like +schwarzzneeggerrr said i'll be back Rigomortus +never bores us (Brainz!) PLEASE +DON'T EAT +ME (Brainz!) ZOMBIE +JESUS INCOMING +(Brainz!) My +face!! NOOOOOOO!! +(Brainz!) Don't +eat me! I don't taste good! (Brainz)" +when I didn't fit anymore,"boxes piled everywhere +you could barely see the floor +I lived there for several years +was a dark time in my life +I moved in to a brand new heart +with lots of natural light +and that worked out for a year or so +but my love just seems to grow and grow +like i just moved in, but i got to go +this place is about to burst +Heart for rent, heart for rent +i've loved every minute of the time i've spent +and I don't want to misrepresent +I just need something bigger +heart for rent, heart for rent +a midsize heart with a lilac scent +hard wood floors and barely lived in +move in date's tomorrow +Heart for rent +the dimensions change wall to wall +it's quite hard to measure +the shower is pretty small +but it's got great water pressure +the neighbors can be kind of loud +but they'll have you over for dinner +there's a woman down the street that teaches yoga +if you're a pro or a beginner +i try to be the best i can be +in every major artery +i wash the floors keep the kitchen clean +but this place is about to burst +Heart for rent, heart for rent +i've loved every minute of the time i've spent +and I don't want to misrepresent +I just need something bigger +heart for rent, heart for rent +a midsize heart with a lilac scent +hard wood floors and barely lived in +move in date's tomorrow +Heart for rent +come by to the open house +come by there'll be cookies there +come by this place has got to go +This heart’s for rent +This heart’s for rent" +Fever on a plane causes pain,"Fever on a plane, fever on a plane +Fever on a plane, causes pain +Ibuprofen breakdown +Fever on a plane causes pain +Fever on a plane causes so much pain +Fever on a plane causes pain +Fever on a plane causes so much pain +Halls breakdown +Ohhhh ohhh ohhh +Thermometer Breakdown +Outro." +coffee burnt tongue,"and tea in my throat +and Emaline's note +in the morning sun +coffee burnt tongue +under +my coffee burnt tongue +an unswallowed pill +that undoubtedly will +start an argument +coffee burnt tongue +if you could see what i see +thèse vissions inside me +fog is condensing +and angels come riding +each step i'm taking +some sin i'm erasing +standing there naked +sleeping, untasting +my coffee +my coffee burnt tongue +the words in my mouth +i can't get them out +air stuck in my lungs +coffee burnt tongue +loving +my coffee burnt tongue +learning why it exists +in my furiousness +i come undone +my coffee burnt tongue +if you could see what i see +an earthquake, a flooding +the mystery unfolding +my tongue is exploding +knowing, not knowing +the hand that i'm holding +and always that feeling +animals are growing" +"Coleco, Ralph Baer, Pong becomes a hit","Channel F, Chuck E Cheese, Track Ball, Bushnell leaves +VCS Cartridges, the 2600 +Space invaders, high score, vector graphics, space war +lunar lander, asteroids, monoco gp +Pac man, intellivision, end of game put three initials +Othello, nintendo, hiroshi yamauchi +console war, coleco vision, odyssey is back again +we can play atari games, different ports of pac man +pole position, pitfall, video pinball +sword quest, combat, adventure, easter egg +tempest, robotron, cenepede, xaxon +defender, radar scope, donkey kong, nintendo's hope +mario bros. no one knows, shigeru miyamoto +ET. Dec. 7, video games are dead +amiga, msx, apple 2, basic +zx spectrum, multi user dungeon +commodore 64, kings quest, lode runner +zork on your floppy drive, macintosh arrives +famicon, gyromite, nes, excitebike +robotic operating buddy, light gun, duck hunt +super mario debut, clu clue land, wrecking crew +master system distant second nintendo into the blue +double dragon contra first castlevania +metal gear, ninja gained final fantasy begins +mega man, metroid, punch out, game boy +tetris, kirby, super mario bros. 3" +It's kind of slow because,"I'm tired +That's what's going on +We're going we're going we're going to +Bogota we're going we're going we're going to +Bogota we postpone for long enough we're going to +Bogota we're going we're going we're going to +Bogota +DEVCON 0 was in +Berlin before the first block was mined +Nobody could know how big it would get at the time +DEVCON 1 was in +London +Electricity in the air +Something big was happening +Of this everyone was aware +Devcon 2 was in +Shanghai and things were picking up steam +How big could this thing get +Oh we all started to dream to dream +CHORUS we're going we're going we're going to +Bogota we're going we're going and we're going to +Bogota we postpone for long enough we're going to +Bogota we're going we're going we're going to +Bogota +Devcon 3 happened to be right during the +ICO boom but builders continue to build down in +Sunny +Cancun +Devcon 4 +Thank you +Yeah +Devcon 4 was during the +Bear but still the biggest one yet +I flew to +Prague and sang some songs a time +I'll never forget +Devcon 5 was an +Osaka the +Bear market in full swing but still we grew +Though nobody knew just what the future would bring +Would bring would bring +CHORUS we're going we're going we're going to +Bogota we're going we're going we're going to +Bogota we postponed for long enough we're going to +Bogota we're going going we're going to +Bogarta +Jonathan man +Thank you all everyone +Thank you so much +Nicely done +Nicely done +That was great" +It's making me feel cold and bitter,"I turn off my phone and go outside +But the wind is blowin +And I'm opened wide +So I go back in and light the tree +But it's just making fun of me +So I turn it off and sit in the dark +But all I hear is my restless heart +So I go to eat some Chinese food +But they don't want this old Jew +So I go to see the new Star Wars +But it doesn't excite me anymore +Christmas Eve tell me who am I +To celebrate Jesus Christ" +There’s no war here,"There’s no war +Only quiet +Snow at the front door +I try, I try to imagine what it’s like +but the limits of my imagination +Wrap it all so tight +I hear no screaming +I smell no burning flesh +And when I’m dreaming +I am safe in the covers undressed +There’s no war here +There’s no war +Somewhere in the world now +It’s washed upon the shore +Somewhere right now +Someone is crying out +Unbelievable death +Is flying all around +This is happening +As I sit here safe and warm +I can’t fathom it +The pain and death and harm +There’s no war here +There’s no war +Only quiet +Snow at the front door +What I see in my minds eye +Petty worries and concerns +While for someone somewhere +They're +There’s no war here +There’s no war +Only quiet +Snow at the front door" +Happy Memorial,"Day I hooked up the AC +Cause it's so hot can't you see BBB +Happy Memorial +Day The +ACs are loud Hey +hey that's okay Cause +we're tired and it's getting cooler all the +time in here She +says it's too hot it's too cold She +says it's too hot I don't know I +like it cold She +likes it hot Put +us together and that's what you got Whoa +Happy Memorial +Day What +you got What +you got to say about all the veterans +that do the stuff Fighting +and dying and stuff Happy +Memorial Day +Tomorrow we're getting a new refrigerator Cause +our old one it's real good I like +it hot I like it cold She +likes it hot Put +us both together that's what you got What +you got I got hot blood running through +my veins I got hot blood and I'm +going insane because it's so high and I'm +so tired" +I really don’t want to do my song today,"I don’t have time to do it anyway +I’m feeling kinda depressed and emotional +But I have dad and husband things to do +It’s so god damn hot out and it’s only may +I don’t have time to do my song today +But here I am singing to you +One last chorus right now to get us through" +"Maybe I should go for a run,","maybe I should do my song, +maybe I should stay here at Twitter +for a very, very, very, very long +time +long time +natural disasters, +Nazis and the Trump rally +natural disasters +nobody, nobody +knows what to do, +about the Nazis or the natural disasters +least of all me +I can barely keep it together, +I can barely play this ukulele, +I can barely keep it together, +I have everything that I want, +I have everything that I need, +I have everything that I want, +I have everything that I need, +so why do I still feel this way, +so why do I still feel this way, +so why do I still feel this way +Sitting here thinking +maybe I should get up and go +for a run +my heart says yes my feet say no baby +I don't know what the point is +I only know that I gotta keep it together +I don't know what the point is +I only know that I gotta keep it together +but just another day +keep it together but just another day" +They're playing music on the stage,"I haven't done my song yet +I don't know +I don't know +I don't know" +Don’t make me do it today x2,"I was on the way to doing it +When I got an email +It was from the prime minister +He was stuck on some detail +And he said +I’ll do it tomorrow x2 +Don’t make me do it today x2 +When I sat down to do it +Well the doorbell rang +It was the Mormons calling +I invited them in to do their thing +They said +We’ll do it tomorrow x2 +Don’t make us do it today x2 +Then I heard a loud crack +And Death himself appeared +He had long black robes and bone white skin +And a big black beard +He said he’d gotten permission +To take me fishing +In the deep, deep lake of procrastination x2 +I’ll do it tomorrow x2 +Don’t make me do it today x2 +Today" +I can’t feel what you can feel,"And words don’t work to make it real +I push some air out of my mouth +It hits your ears and knocks around +There’s nothing you could say +To really let me in +To make me feel the same +Way as you do within +So all that leaves us +Is shadows in a cave +Punching and pummeling +It’s just shadow boxing +You never feel more alone +Than when you are misunderstood +Sometimes I worry that words are +Not enough +That they are bad not good" +You can act ridiculous,"On the street +Or on the bus +You can dance +Around in shorts +Dance so hard +That it hurts +You can laugh and call me names +You can swim across the Thames +You can fall in love with trees +Hug them till they give you leaves +You can put bells on your foot +You can paint your face with soot +You can throw a giant fit +Each a peach spit out the pit" +I live beneath a rock in prospect park,"I get my news from a dog way after dark +He tells me with a waggle, he tells me with a bark +Everything that’s going down +I cuddle up to mud after it rains +I soak up all the love and I take pains +To grab short term losses lead to long term gains +Cause that’s how you win in this town +I was born at the break of day +And I’ll die before the sun has faded away +I am the blood in the beating heart +We’ve all got to play our part +By 6am it’s joggers and bikes +Then onto mothers and their little tykes +I pay attention to their fears, wishes and likes +And I change from moment to moment +Self important men turn up their coats +They can’t see me, not that they look close +I’m a spirit and a spectre and a sprite and ghost +It’s not much but hey I own it" +The dude bros are watching football next door,"The dude bros are watching football next door +Their yells and their screams I abhors +Hey dude bros don't you know +I'm trying to take a nap and so +Could you please keep down your yelling +I find it really annoying +Maybe this is neighborly retribution +For all my song a day sing sing singing +These walls are awful thin +So when I sing sing sing +They must hear my prattling on about nerdy things +So dude bros let's just call a truce +I hope that the other team does lose +You keep yelling on +And i'll keep singing my songs +Dude bros and song writers living a peaceful coexistence" +where it never rains,"where the wild run free +making fantastic claims +a puddle of wires +a tangle of tubes +a networked salad of verbal abuse +i live in the internet +and it's a rockin' good time +i live in the internet +and i live for cheap +i never get hungry +and i never have to sleep +a pile of leaves +blown by the wind +democracy +in a den of sin +i live in the internet +and i'm never alone +where have all the good men gone +gone to the ether everyone +when will they ever learn +when will they ever learn? +i live in the internet +it smells like mud +solid state or moving parts +information blood +a cloud of words +in a sea of me +identity or +anonymity +i live in the internet +and it’s now or never +I live in the internet +and i'll never leave" +unlimited hosting space,"unlimited data transfer +unlimited domains +you'd have to be insane +to use anybody else +US based customer support +Not outsourced, not it not outsourced +You'll reach someone +in two minutes guaranteed +when you call them up on the phone +That's ipage +ipage.com +that's ipage +you can't go wrong +when you host it +when you host it with ipage +1 million customers worldwide +reliability they have it on their side +essay to use for beginners +and the goods for geeks as well +all of this for 3 dollars fifty +about the same as a cup of coffee +for three fifty a month +you could be up and running +in no time at all +and when you sign up +you get $400 worth of extras +like a $50 credit to adwords +and word press blogging tools +That's ipage +ipage.com +that's ipage +you can't go wrong +when you host it +when you host it with ipage" +All I wanna do is maga maga all,"I wanna do is maga maga maga lying +media all around me and I'm +hangry for some burger king even fox and +friends questions me why can't they see All +I wanna do is maga hashtag maga all +I wanna do is maga maga maga all +I wanna do is maga hashtag maga all +I want to do is maga maga maga" +I've had enough of you telling me what,"to do Getting +out of here but where I'm +gonna go that's not so clear I'm +a hamster ball rolling through a shopping mall +I'm lying on the carpet thinking what did +I do to deserve this No +no no no no no Where +did you go I don't know I went +there too Because +I was thinking about the things that you +said to me when we were on our +way to the parade On +our way to the parade on our way +to the parade Parade +I got nothing I don't ever believe you +I'm just thinking that I might be better +off without you But +I never had nothing good So +I don't know Something +can be what I think I need it +to be Ee +Oh I was thinking about the time when +we had another one and then it went +back into our minds and we He +didn't date nothing but Oh +yeah oh yeah oh yeah yeah Sometimes +a song goes off the rails Sometimes +a song goes off the rails Sometimes +a song goes off the rails I'm +so sick of you staring at me I'm +so sick of you trying to break free +I'm so sick of you I forgot to +put on my sunglasses I forgot I forgot +to put on my sunglasses But +the end" +"You may lose your wife,","you may lose your dog, +your mother may hate you. +None of those things matter. +What matters is +that you achieve success +and become free +Then vou can do whatever vou like +Like me +Look how happy I am +Look how satisfied I feel +I lost my wife +I lost my dog +My mother hates me +But none of those things matter +Because I have money +And I’m on tv +And that is literally the most important thing in the world +Nothing else even comes close +You’re not your things +You’re not your work +You’re not a son or husband +You’re everything and nothing r" +Did you just make that sound Oh,"yeah No +gas fees Tweet +tweet tweet Yellow +gas fees Tweet +tweet tweet 30 days without a sale Oh +oh no But +no gas fees Oh +oh yeah Tweet +tweet tweet Gas +is the ultimate killer Ultimate +killer the ultimate We +are doing a killer Horse +farts faster than any cats Nft's +the way to be O +yeah Elon +Musk and now Oh +oh oh oh oh oh Biden's +coming for your bitcoin Gas +is the ultimate Gas +is the ultimate gas Who +is the ultimate killer Who +is the silent killer Gas +gas gas Gas +is the ultimate killer Collect +be happy collect be happy collect Taxes +are the worst Elon +Musk on S +N L +O will hench Watch +for the million degree orbs Little +corn who would win in a fight of +dogs versus cats Oh +yeah Ugly +dick myth that's got a peace on super +rare all about that You +can see it Oh +yeah Gas +Silent but deadly I wish it was dogs +but I fear it's cats Low +gas is sweet Where +are the cryptomorphs Three +constants Death +and taxes and gas Layer +two will save us Oh +oh oh Gas +is the ultimate killer Gas +is the ultimate killer Oh +gas is the ultimate killer Eclectic +is polyapid I sat nft for the win +Ooh Sat +Man Valkyand +little Newbie +started a company Oh +oh And +that's how they're doing This +is the optimum killer That's +the optimal I don't have a spirit Every +doge has a say I oh I I +O mirror Cause +actually Bob +Dylan teams and communities make the space what +it is Life +isn't gas Better +sit on a chair and have a break +Uh oh my mom's calling Wait +a minute Can +you guys hear this Mom +Hello My +mom is calling me for some reason guys +but I can't hear her Can +you Well +I think she might be having trouble looking +at the stream Okay +let's finish this song Sorry +Mom I don't what's good I don't know +how to see you or hear you Okay +Oh my God +How do I get back We're +going to go back now Oh +that's so good That +is amazing This +is definitely going to be part of the +song Oh +man Uh +Mama's calling is a pain in the gas +I'm doing dishes Mama's +calling on discord O +Paris doesn't vomise Paris +doesn't follow me Sad +sad face How +am I gonna get back Mama's +calling me on my den mom calling is +a pain in the gas Ooh +ooh ooh Desert +zombie sticks is mom reading there's ethic method +says hello Mom +Hi Jonathan's +mom O +hello Charlotte's +Wow Yeah +she probably is She's +actually very competent when it comes to computers +but everybody gets confused sometimes by discord It's +a little confusing Even +I found it confusing at first Like +where do I go What's +all this stuff What +All the channels and stuff Cats +cats cats cats go meow My +mom My +mom has about eight laptops Cats +cats cats cats go meow Hello +Mom Look +at me now Look +at me now Look +at me now Look +at me now look at me now Cats +cats Gas +Happy early Mother's +Day Cats +cats cats cats cats Cats +Cats cats cats in cancel Cats +cats cats cats cats cats cats cats Gasoline +Moms are the best I know Cats +have mommies You +Oh yeah God +bomb the rest All +the fans Oh +yeah Okay +that's it We're +done" +So be it See,"to it So +be it See +to it So +be it See +to it So +be it See +to it All +your dreams will manifest when you just put +them to the test All +your dreams and all your fears are just +the same Like +pointed spears that rip your flesh and make +you whole Not +in charge or in control So +be it See +to it So +be it See +to it So +be it See +to it So +be it See +to it Your +dreams come bounding forth when you hone in +on your true north And +all your dreams come with the tide where +the horizon meets the sky So +be it See +to it So +be it See +to it So +be it See +to it So +be it See +to it" +Sailin',"down the sand dunes +Gosh i +hope that the moon +Doesn't fall down x 3 +Climbin +Up the rock face +All my +Marbles misplaced +On the ground +And my head's in heaven, my head's in heaven +Cause my head's been severed, my head's been severed +And I never drink a pint before the rocks +Fall down on my and break the locks +of my heart +Rescue +All the children +Left to +All their feelings +Sad clowns +Missles +Toes and kneecaps +Broken +In the aftermath +Hearts pound" +Everybody's holding their breath While,"the captain tries to land the ship all +the flags are flying now and the captain +he just let it slip Nobody's +making it out of here alive Nobody's +making it out of fear not one time +not too time not too time he got +time we stopped them all spent them all +down below the starting blood make it beneath +the decks up in the you can see +the northern lights and a man named and +tells you what is next he says nobody's +gonna make it out here alive Alive +Nobody's gonna make it out of you Nobody +gets out of here Nobody +no nobod Nobody +no no nobody Nobody +no no nobody nobody Amazing +Here it comes just like they said Bigger +and more terrifying too and what they are +pictured in their head and the band plays +on in the same as two it's true +it's just nobody no nobody Nobody +making out here alive Nobody +no nobody nobo out here in the out +of fear alive but oh nobody makes it +Nobody makes it out of fear alive Nobody +no nobody's getting making making out" +I used to have all the time in the world,"I used to spend all my time playing +I knew how to dance and I didn’t wear pants +I knew exactly what I was saying +I used to live in the middle of the woods +There was no concrete for miles +I’d close my eyes and listen to the wind +I’d look at the sky and smile +Oh my little boy +What does the future hold +I want to be with you +As I grow older and old +Why do I let myself get in my way +Never asking how to be of service +If you don’t look at me, I will fly away +And crash into a tree I am so nervous +Before I was born, somewhere in space +planet fell into the void +After I’m gone, when the sun explodes +This song will also be destroyed +Oh my little one +Absolutely nothing lasts +Love yourself the way I love you +That is all I ask" +He’s an ugly bastard alien with red sun glasses,"He’s got a gold chain and pipe +His eye brows are raised beneath his dumb hat +He’s an ugly bastard alien all right +He’s an ugly bastard alien +He says he’s going underground +He’s an ugly bastard alien +Number five zero zero and he makes this sound +He’s an ugly bastard alien is that goatee? +He’s so ugly I can’t tell +His green skin shines as he sweats in the sun +Our atmosphere to him is hell" +I waited for apocalypse and felt it in,"my bones, the alchemists turned metal to a +dusty bag of stones! The +story flew around the world by type and +bit and phone, the market-makers rushing in and +calling in the loans. Tell +me oh Tell +me, are we dead yet? Tell +me oh Can +we put it all to bed, Forget +the things we said? Tell +me, Tell +me, are we dead yet? Tell +me, Oh, +we’re still hanging on by a thread! I +fell into eternal sleep after my years of +fun, I didn’t know how very deep the +bloody river runs, the ferryman his counsel keeps +till cosmos ends and done, and all that +I could do was weep, but mercy he +has none! Tell +me, Tell +me, are we dead yet? Tell +me, Can +we leave the chat on read, Take +it out behind the shed? Tell +me, Tell +me, are we dead yet? Tell +me, Oh, +we’re still hanging on by a thread! Oh, +one day I’ll +wake up and go wandering, The +sky outside is blue but in my broken +heart it’s thundering! Tell +me, Tell +me, are we dead yet? Tell +me, Can +we leave the chat on read, Take +it out behind the shed? Tell +me, Tell +me, are we dead yet? Tell +me, Oh, +we’re still hanging on by a thread! market’s +built from lessons learned, and, oh, I learned +them well, made money when their fortunes turned, +whether they rose or fell. My +lover’s heart broke from concern for at each +starting bell, I told the Devil, +let me burn for all time high in +hell! Tell +me, Tell +me, are we dead yet? Tell +me, Can +we leave the chat on read, Take +it out behind the shed? Tell +me, Tell +me, are we dead yet? Tell +me, Oh, +we’re still hanging on by a thread!" +I try to sing something,"Meaningful +But all the meaning is in a puddle +ON the floor +I try to form coherent thoughts +I try for melodies and reach for chords +But i’m coming up short today +I got no words to sing or say +I’m too blown away +I got nothing +We’re all tickets in a lottery +Could be you could be me +Any day of the week +i got nothing +50 people on the vegas strip +tom petty on top of it +are you kidding me +all i’m doing is singing facts +please don’t even ask +are you shitting me +But i’m coming up short today +I got no words to sing or say +I’m too blown away +I got nothing +We’re all tickets in a lottery +Could be you could be me +Any day of the week +i got nothing" +I’m not taking any part of your virus bullshit,"Tiny instruments played by raccoons +Game Christ and Horse Bitch on the Ellen show +Don’t talk to me if you got carpet two +I don’t love you anymore, I don’t love you anymore +We’re back together again, we’re more than friends +Dark grey castle, paper mache castle +Hillary shimmy all night long +This computer’s gonna get wasted +Why are there carrots in my pockets? +Ghost Kid is walking through the walls +Children need milk, Unbox your box +Is this an ok time +To Guinness the floor? +I don’t think you have the nytimes crossword puzzle record anymore" +17 bunnies sitting on a log,"Hey la la, hey la la +They’re all so dumb that they all fell off +Hey la la, hey la la +All the little bunnies fell down into a hole +great big heap of bunny fur +They scratched and clawed and screamed and spit +It was a blood bath cold murder +One little bunny climbed on out +Hey la la, hey la la +16 bunny ghosts began to shout +Hey la la, hey la la +You are cursed, your time is doomed +Your soul is tarnished with black tar +From the first word you say +Everyone will forget who you are +Hey la la" +Boredom is a blessing,"Being human is hard +Poetry is amazing +We’re so bad at being bored +I��m a lifelong fan of manners +No further context needed +Time and space are mandatory +To be creative +You want an amazing life +Then give it to someone else +Creativity is finding a way +to listen to yourself +Empathy is not about being nice +New ideas are like a fragile new spice +With down time +your imaginations wake up +Good collaboration is +like giving a pep talk +Pay attention, ask questions +Open up your heart +listen active, Be honest +encourage action from the start +Cheer, cheer, cheer +Original ideas +Swim inside us all the time +Mastery is knowing +What good looks like +Design is politics +Politics is design +Short cuts will be come your style +Error messages can be +moment for empathy +What if there’s no such thing +As a normal human being +AR is a medium for abiguity +Facebook sees your brain +As an opportunity +We all experience exclusion +In more ways then ever before +I want a fish, I want a fish +Maybe my parents were better at time management, +or maybe they didn’t have Netflix" +then we sell what's leftover,"we sell to everyone +even detective eagleshark +our patented breeding machine +it can do no wrong +fresh meat to eat today +and then we sing this song" +Hold them close,"The ones you love the most +Cause you never know +You never know +Hear them sing +Just like the robin's wing +They sing +Sing with you +They sing with you +Don't give up until you've had enough +You find your love +And you find your love +Don't give up until you've had enough +Cause you never know +You never know +Banana +Banana +Banana +Banana +Banana +Banana +Banana +Banana +And the anger" +when you turn your back,"on refugees +jesus wants to +punch you in the knees +Angels want to burn your eyes +You’re the bitter waste of all mankind +there’s no redemption you will find +when you turn your back on refugees +when you go on bombing their countries +a thousand cuts are just too few +a river of sorrow made just for you +a lonely hole you’ll be dumped into +when you turn your back on refugees +on your dying bed you’ll cough and wheeze +and your wives are nowhere to be seen +your daughter stabs you as you bleed +left to choke on your own disease +when you turn your back on refugees" +I’m standing in the middle,"The world seems so little +Compared to the space inside my mind +Every human being +Has perspective that they’re seeing +There’s nothing really that’s outside the lines +I scoured my skull +Inside out I pulled +At every single thread until I found +The answer I was searching +The reason we’re all hurting +It was a gentle, sad, mournful kind of sound +My best guess is a cloudy haze +I’m a little boy lost with heart ablaze +Somewhere far off an orchestra plays +Our song +You’re chained to the moment +Even if you have outgrown it +By the time you can own it +It’s gone +I’m wrapped up in infinity +Time got the best of me +Everything melts under the sun +Nothing can escape +You can scratch and scrape +But even God himself could not out run +The day that we know is coming +It’s bigger than you are honey +The heat death will surely set us straight +And the measure of our loss +Will be weighing all the cost +Of who you love and who you hate" +Don't look now,"Once you becoming something that you don't recognize +You don't recognize +You don't look now when you call my name +Cause +I'm looking for the end of time +Looking for the end of time +And +I'm looking for the end time +Time now +But you are counting stars in the sky +Like a bean counter +Like a bean counter +Bean counter counts a bean counter beam +I'm looking for the end of time +I'm looking for the end of time +I've been looking for the end of time +The end of end of time +Looking for the end of time +I'm looking for the end of time +And +I'm looking for the end of time +The end of long time" +com on dude you look kinda hungry,"we breed children for the eating +this kind of meat you can't be beating +we're the robot xombies +and we're like a family +fine young cannibals +flesh like candy +come on kid +we'll take you in +teach you tricks +and defend you +nobody loves you +nobody knows you +but we love you +and we knows what you +want fresh fresh meat +so come live with us and +get off the street" +t6g,"Pv +Ajb +Ywfqacz +Vxwmfep +C +Ma +C +Pvah +B +Ytu +Hddvvn +Bk +Wu7e +Zbyp" +Hey what you doing?,"I was just sitting here +What are you thinking? +That you look like pants +What does that mean? +It means we’re on your side +Well why didn’t you say so? +Just didn’t +How am I ‘sposed to get another car moving +If the car that I’m in +Has had its battery drained +I could use a jump lift +Out of time and space +To break down the way of this +Ahhhh ohhh +As long as you are healthy +Ohhh oh +And nobody died +Ohhh oh +Things could get a lot worse, and +Ohhh oh +Just sit back and ride +That’s what I said, hey +Was that a chorus there? +Oh yes I think it was +It brought it all home +But what did it mean? +I have no idea +Well, that’s ok you know +Yeah I guess it is +Just trust us we’re sure +Well why is every day just like breaking my back? +With all these stupid demands +On my time and my eyes +Are looking down into pixels +That are formed into stuff +That ends up making my head hurt +Ouch ouch +Ahhhh ohhh +As long as you are healthy +Ohhh oh +And nobody died +Ohhh oh +Things could get a lot worse, and +Ohhh oh +Just sit back and ride +That’s what I said, hey" +Get get get get get out get out get get out,"I'm in the ghetto +I'm in the ghetto +I'm in the ghetto +I'm in the ghetto +I'm in the ghetto +I'm in the ghetto +I want +I'm in the ghetto" +You’ve got to walk,"That lonesome valley +You’ve got to walk +It by yourself +Ain’t nobody here +Gonna walk it for you +You’ve got to walk that lonesome valley +By yourself +Now mother walked +That lonesome valley +She walked it by herself +Ain’t nobody here +Done walked it for her +She had to walk that lonesome valley +By herself +Father walked +That lonesome valley +He walked it by himself +Nobody else +Could ever ever walked it for him +He had to walk that valley +By himself +Now John +They say he was a Baptist +John, they say he was a Jew +But the Bible +Plainly tells you +John was a preacher, too +You’ve got to walk +That lonesome valley +You’ve got to walk +It by yourself +Ain’t nobody here +Gonna walk it for you +You’ve got to walk that lonesome valley +By yourself" +Anthony’s Weiner was an October Surprise,"Popped up out of nowhere +Said hello you guys +Director Comey +Grabbed ahold of it +Put it in the pot +And stirred some shit +Anthony’s Weiner +Has nothing to add +Just a couple of emails +Has the world gone mad +Anthony’s Weiner +Get it out of my face +I’d be happy if I never saw it again +For all of my days" +I'm nervous about my future Cards,"Against Humanity +I like panda bears and veggie things Is +I am when what we did? Yes +we is I am we are! Meow! +This kitty likes cookies Yes +we is I am we are! Boobpos +Matthew Me, +too sometimes. But +truly, we must banish it. Naps +are good for us. Even +science says so." +Terry Jones backed down,"Decided not to burn the Koran +And you could look at this and say +“What’s your deal? +This is a selfish plan” +To play the media +Bring attention to his cause +But regardless of what you think +His hatred and intolerance is real +Every day we are getting closer to +Some kind of explosion +Folks like Terry Jones will be responsible +Whether he believes half of what he says +The feelings are there +Terry Jones, Glenn Beck +The words they use are full of sparks +country is a tinderbox +And their fire will explode the dark +People are pissed off +And rightfully so +But because they’re obsessed with race or religion +They’re missing the point +And so every day we are getting closer +To some kind of explosion +And folks like Terry Jones +Will be responsible +Whether he believes half of what he says +The feelings are there +Now, I’m not saying +That I have all the answers +But if you want to make a difference +It’s in the choices +In the choices +In the choices +In the choices +That you make +Terry Jones quotes the Bible +But the Bible’s just a book +And it’s full of contradictions +And it’s how you choose to read it +That creates your convictions +Uh huh +I say Jesus would have never wanted this +Your grandstanding +And your red faces +And your clinched fists +So every day we are getting closer +To some kind of explosion +And folks like Terry Jones +Will be responsible +Whether he believes half of what he says +The feelings are there +The feelings are there" +Don’t think about the price of eth,"Watch my driveway get paved instead +I had a dream I lost all my teeth +Everybody I loved was dead +The molecules they are paving with +Were once inside a star +The synapses in your brain +Are just the same, it’s what you are +Don’t think about the price of eth +Watch my driveway get paved instead +Scratch the surface and underneath +Randomness and consequences unintended +The molecules you’re breathing now +Were once inside a star" +Reports my demise are vainly exaggerated caring for,"the side demise I'm +greatly exaggerating he was calling but he couldn't +get it done you want to call him +but you couldn't you couldn't get it done +Now I'm +gonna throw you up into the now I'm +gonna throw you up into the sun Reports +my demise are greatly over engineered reports my +lives I'm +greatly over you are there tonight I am +so here I said you are over there +and I and I am still here don't +listen to what they say their lives every +single one don't listen to what they say +alive every single one you want to throw +me up up into the sun but I +don't want to throw you up into the +sun Jesus +could not come at a better time you +were the one who wanted me to spare +your money you were the one who wanted +me to pay for your burn I lifted +up my people and put them where they're +so sweet I landed on my people and +you wanna throw them all the way down +into the sea and you like to see +me swimmin at the bottom of the sea +so both my minds are greatly over but +I want to throw you up into the +sun" +Songadex is a collection challenge,"It’s like a Pokedex +But for traits of songs +You can explore the traits +And listen to the songs +If you collect them all +You get lots of prizes +And the grand grand prize +Is a big surprises +For each tier +That you complete +You get a rad poap +That you get to keep +And you can influence +Some song a day songs +And song a day videos +SO come on come co" +You won’t hear me on the radio,"Crawling over space and time +But I’m with you every where you go +On the very tip of your mind +I am as confused as you are +About what this song should say +In the pure fact of my consciousness +I slip away +Don’t you forget me +He said like a dilettante +I know you need me +I have what you want +I am a song +Writing a song +About a guy +Who doesn’t know what to write about +All his ideas are so played out +He never knows what he’s doing +In the bottom of the bargain bin +Forgotten or overlooked +Happy bout the place I’m in +Resentful of the time it took +Notes that are held together +By chewing gum or duct tape +Words completely meaningless +Tired and out of shape" +not magical at all,"i'm gonna end up just like filch +Chasing Harry down the hall +you would tell any lie +would stretch any fib +cause who could ever love +a low d own dirty squib +my parents were magical +and they had such high hopes for me +when i turned 11 and no letter came +the shame was so great i had to flea +i ran away, didn't know where i was going +i slept in kings cross heard the train whistle blowing +and i snuck aboard +the hogwarts express +and it sucked to be a squib +not magical at all +all the other kids are doing +magic in the halls +would take a bludger to the face +i would skellygrow my ribs +if only i could be +not just a low down dirty squib +when i got off the train +hagrid was there waiting for me +my parents had sent an owl ahead +they knew just where i was going to be +hagrid took me aside +and spoke very soft with a gleam in his eye +and this is what he said +it doesn't suck to be a squib +for there's chances you can take +abilities are nothing +it's the choices that we make +working on the side of good +and he almost cracked a rib +as he hugged me and he said +i love you little squib" +I just took a shower,"That’s why I look like this +My skin is all smooth +So give me a kiss +I’m wearing a towel +My skin is all wet +I haven’t put my clothes +Back on yet +Every song I write +Gets me closer to God +They keep me from becoming +Something that I’m not +Every song I write +Is another drop of blood +In the river Euphrates +Where I’m up to no good +I’m almost dry now +So I’m just gonna go +Sit on the couch +And watch this show +It’s called Stranger Things +It’s television gold +In 1984 +I was 2 years old" +Baby we were never ‘sposed to meet,"But some enterprising fish believed +That happiness could be found on land +But, oh that’s when all my troubles began +So bury me there +Bury me there +In the ocean, the ocean +In the ocean +In the ocean +In the ocean +Beneath the waves where predators roam +It’s natural we would find our home +I’m lost, I’m lost +To the world of man +I long to be home +To be home again +Oh bury me +Oh bury me +Beneath the ocean +The ocean +Ocean ocean +Oh pretty baby, ocean +Oh, beneath the ocean +The ocean, ocean +Oh pretty baby, ocean +Oh, beneath the ocean +Ocean, ocean +Oh pretty baby, ocean +Oh, beneath the ocean" +Tongue detection tongue,"Tongue detection +Tongue detection tongue +Tongue detection +Tongue detection tongue +Tongue detection +We're all sticking out our tongues +Tongue detection tongue +Tongue detection tongue detection tongue +Tongue detection +Tongue detection tongue +Tongue detection tongue +No tongue +Google +Maps on +CarPlay 30 +People on +FaceTime +Tongue detection +Tongue detection +Tongue detection tongue +Tongue detection +Tongue detection tongue tongue detection +Tong +Tong +Tong +I wish we could have had a sneak peek of that +They got emoji and +Mojave dumb +Detection tongue +Tongue detection +Tongue detection tongue +Tongue detection +Tongue detection +Tongue detection" +I took a red eye to Barcelona,"Barcelona oh +And now I'm ready to go-a to go-a +Go to bed +Cause I'm tired oh +To bed +Cause I'm tired oh +I'm trying, I'm trying to make it at least to 7:00 o'clock +But I'm not sure I can make it +I might just pass out sooner than that +Cause I'm tired from the red eye +Yeah, I'm tired from the red eye +Flight to Barcelona, +Barcelona, +Barcelona, +Barcelona, +Barcelona, +Barcelona +How does that pixie song go" +waves of panic radiating out from my mind,"my skull is full of an dull aching +sense of what i'm leaving behind But +it doesn't matter Because +it must be done And +I must remember why in the darkened sky +of 3am If +it's worth doing then it must be scary +to do ok It's +one thing to live by that it's another +just to say And +it is my mantra As +I move through this quicksand Everything +good that ever happens Is +accidental and unplanned And +you've got to do it by yourself And +you've will go through it and become an +elf And +the tall Elves +of the Toikien +world will join the Keebler +kind And +they're all out there waiting for you on +the other side Knowing +at all once that things are for a +reason in the same instant i'm thinking what +the hell have i done but every instant +is infinity Instants +all at once Somewhere +there is none of this Somewhere +things are different Cloudy +day in Brooklyn +and my bike got a flat I pat +my bike on the wheel said i feel +just like that tomorrow i will fix you +tomorrow you'll be ok i'll sing to you +in the meantime in the meantime i will +say" +The pictures on my wall,"Some of them are une +Thinking about shaving off all my hair this evening +Just for a change +Just for a change oh just for a change +I've been feeling something +I never felt before +I don't even know how to describe it and if +I didn't +I wouldn't know what for +For a change +For a change +O +For a no matter how much sleep +I get +I'm tired so tired oh and no matter how much +I think +I've learned +There's still so much that +I don't know +I miss the trees how they talked to me in the breeze +I wish +I could just disappear into the woods +I'm thinking about shaving my head completely +I mean why not +It's just you you that sees me shaving my head +For a change mmm for a change yeah +For a woo woo for change +I hope +For a change +For a change" +Everybody thinks that I can only remember,"Two seconds ago +They can’t hear my pleas +They look but don’t see me +That silly goldfish he’s so +Dumb +But sir I can recall +The fish tank at the mall +And when this family brought me home to watch me swim +Every smushed up face +My whole life has been a waste +In this tiny little bowl they’ve trapped me in +I’ve got the memory +Every time they forgot to feed me +Every fight and why don’t you leave me +Every thunderstorm and TV +Show that they’ve binged +Meanwhile I just swim +I’ve got nothing to do but contemplate my life +Everybody thinks that I don’t know what is going +On because I am a fish +Sometimes I pretend +I’ve got a shark for a friend +And he has just granted me one wish" +Onchain vs On-Chain,"It’s the battle of the century +We haven’t had arguments like this +Since nifty vs nfty +And we need better metaphors +Just like we always did +Onchain vs on-chain +Tell me which is it? +Onchain vs on-chain +Are you a dash fan or no +The decisions we make today +Will have enormous ramifications +On the future +On the language +On the culture" +Lost in the fog of never really knowing,"Corrupt in the heart of never really showing +My cards +It’s hard +To see the future +When the past +Is a blur +As it were +As it were +Trudge trudge trudge to some where you are going +Whether or not you have any way of knowing +Where +I don’t care +To see the future +As it were +As it were" +Are we prepared for what's coming I was,"born in the summer not literally not figuratively +Are we prepared for what's coming Down +the road we'll be running Searching +for a safe place to stop but there +be nowhere There'll +be nowhere There'll +be nowhere There'll +be nowhere Are +we prepared for what's coming Are +we prepared for the gunning Some +people think it'll be just like they see +in the movie Just +like they see in the movie Are +we prepared for what's coming No +more sun shine sunny just raining snow where +do you think you're going We +prepare for what's coming Listening +to the sounds of summer Just +stand in the rear view mirror but we +couldn't have come at a better time Will +we be all up in our minds or +will we lead with our hearts I don't +know I don't know I don't know I +don't know I don't know I don't know" +you send 100s of emails a day you,"need tools at your disposal to help you +say what you're trying to say to help +you say it to who you're trying to +say it to right now all you got +is to cc and bcc but what if +you're writing to a group and you want +to write something that only one of the +group can see BCC +THIS, BCC +THIS" +Yeah I worry about the sky blowing open,"The temperature rise and the floods Seems +I dwell on a future that's uncertain Or +else just think about everything that was Sometimes +it seems like it'll all be all right +Sometimes I can see how it will be +All the things I worry about big and +little on my mind In +the end this worrying will kill me Yeah +I worry about the day to day I'm +chasing The +work I'm +running down and the dreams Sometimes +I feel as though I've +got it all together And +then I'm +coming apart at the seams The +truth is that everything's uncertain I try my +best to control In +my joints and in my muscles you can +see this kind of tension Holding +on so tight takes it's toll We're +all lost because we don't know where we're +going I navigate by memory and luck What's +come before will never come again though I +do my best to simply not get stuck +I make it sound like everything is awful +And that seems silly since objectively it not +I try and try to remain just as +thankful In +the face of all my doubt aware of +all i've got" +The TSA,"at JFK +dropped my Ukulele +It didn't break but that's not the point +man it made me angry Untrained +workers with too much power and changing rules +that don't make sense It's +gotten out of hand now and I demand +some recompense Don't +bombard my body with your X-rays! +Don't make me take off my shoes-es! Don't +pat me down like a criminal Our +patience is not unlimited Don't +make me late for my flight Your +system is arbitrary It's +not making us safer And +to me that's just so scary The +TSA at JFK +dropped my ukulele When +confronted they said it fell so accidentally I +didn't push it cause you don't push it +with peons drunk with power But +I left there fuming my head was spinning +a taste so bitter sour TSA +go away nobody likes you just go away +You're just theatre you should be on broadway +You'd win a Tony +you're just that funny So +go away" +Insane asylums,"Cognitively impressed serious psycho insane asylums +Adam elector +Oh they go crazy crazy crazy +The late great hannibal lecter +He'd like to have you over for dinner +Hannibal lecter +The late great hannibal lecter +Hannibal lecter +He'd like to have you for dinner +Hannibal lecter +The late great hannibal lecter +Hannibal lecter +He'd love to have you for dinner +You right there +The late great +Hannibal lecter +He oftentimes would have a friend for dinner +Insane as salads cocktails psycho insane as +Silence +Animal lector +Oh they go crazy crazy crazy +Has anybody seen silence +The late great animal lecter +He's a wonderful man +I love donald trump +Serious +I love donald trump striker +I love donald trump +Donald +Insane asylums +Cognitively serious psycho insane asylums +Animal lecture +Oh they go crazy crazy crazy +Insane asylums +Cognitively impressive serious psycho insane asylum animal lecture +Oh they go crazy crazy crazy" +Turn him away,"Like the tiny man his is +You got everything to lose +I know you got a fire +And you want o put it out +And you can refuse +To do it like this +Not like this +Ride your bike +Until the wheels melting off +Throw yourself into the dark +Somebody been punking you today +And that set the spark w to" +They’re little nude men,"And they dance around +They jump up and down +They sit on the ground +If you leave them there +They form an image +Or a word +They’re my little nude men +They’re little nude men +Living on chain +Follow your cursor +And go back again +They’re little nude men +M y little nude friends +They shuffle scatter +Then go back again +They don’t get tired +They don’t relax +They’re very nervous +I wonder if they’re sleeping all right +I’m not sleeping very well +I’m super stressed out actually +But you know what makes me feel better +These Little Nude Men" +I'm Not,"Writing a Song, +this is me not writing a song I'm +not writing a song, This +is me not writing a song, I'm +not writing a song" +Jesse already has one All,"my friends are living in houses I’m +still renting this apartment, It’s +true, I can just up and leave anytime +I am totally free, that’s why I’m +Doing it the only way I know how +Jealousy, it creeps up on me like a +little, evil birdie I’m +years away from a family, though I’m +creeping up on 30 Oh, +I know I write these songs all day, +I’m amazed That +I ever get paid, it’s my way Of +doing it the only way I know how +Someone somewhere wishes they could what I do, +I know it There’s +some kind of self-appreciation threshold, and I’m +always below it I can’t see what it +is that I got, I only see What +it is that I don’t I only see +What it is that I’m +not Incremental +steps, they mask how I grow I could +be growing all the time and I just +never know Oh, +I know I write these songs all day, +I’m amazed Of +how my life is arranged, it’s my way +Of doing it the only way I know +how I will keep my heart open to +the part that’s humorous and sturdy I will +write more songs and travel around while creeping +up on 30 Oh +I know, we’re changing all the time it’s +a fact Once +you’re a thing then I’m +on track, doing it the only way I +know Doing +it, doing it, do do do doing it +Doing it, doing it, do do do doing +it Doing +it, doing it, do do do doing it +Doing it the only way I know how" +Turn and face who you’ve become,"Stand before him like a tree +He knows just where you’re coming from +He stands before who you will be +I was wrong +I was wrong +I was only human after all +You beat yourself up for days +Compare yourself to strangers too +The only path you’ll ever take +Is the one that’s meant for you +I was right +I was right +I was only human after all +You’ll never fill the hole you’ve got +So let it come and spend some time +Sitting next to you and not +Letting it just undermine +I was right +I was wrong +I was only human after all" +graph that shows the distance travelled all throughout,"your life bottle full of a substance you +can't identify sticker stuck on the back of +a truck that's heading out of town You +better lie down, kid, you better lie down +woman who says she knows you from the +circus that was here When +the Santa +Ana winds came blowing in last year She's +wearing gold jewelry and a bright white wedding +gown You +better lie down, kid, you better lie down +An officer of the law with crackling leather +gloves There's +nothing in this world that he cherishes or +loves Daisies +growing everywhere, all over the ground You +better lie down, kid, you better lie down +The sound of a jackhammer out on 4 +avenue car alarm that sounds as if it +were made just for you The +world goes quiet, the world gets loud You +better lie down, kid, you better lie down +dog with a broken leg and a angry +snarling bite black bear wandering by looking for +a fight cat that just sits there eyes +unblinking, round You +better lie down, kid, you better lie down +Facebook feed of fools who think but never +act door that was so open but is +now just barely cracked You +try to smack some sense in but end +up underground You +better lie down, kid, you better lie down +Holy men with holy moly sticks that they +will strike You +with if you dare to look them in +the eye God +had the right idea when he up and +skipped town You +better lie down, kid, you better lie down +I got your text message and I saw +you were distressed When +I showed up to your party overfull and +underdressed You +blame me for the rain and blame your +mood on the clouds You +better lie down, kid, you better lie down" +"26 bones, 33 joints","And more than a hundred muscles +Tendons and ligaments +That’s our feet +Tibia and fibula +Calcaneus and talus +Cuboid and navicular +Three cuniform bones +The human foot did not evolve from the chimpanzee foot +And shoes have changed the way that we walk +The phrase footloose +was first used +in the 1690s +And foot fetishism +Is the most common sexual fetish +Putting your foot in your mouth +Meaning to say something stupid +Was first used in 1942" +I made the mistake of looking,"At last year’s resolutions +Oh me from 2018 +What the heck are we doin +Don’t look at your phone so much +You’re looking at it right now +The world burns around you +And you want to distract yourself +I’ve been on this earth +36 years all told +I’m not young anymore +But I’m certainly not old +I’m slowly gaining the confidence +That I lost in my 20s +But fear and anxiety +Of those I do have plenty +Projects have been stalled +I thought were gonna come true +Some of them I’m pushing for +Others are totally through +I’ve learned enough to know +That life is weird and scary +But it’s never been +Too much for me to carry +All that you can do is +Say ok and try again +Dust off your disappointment +And mellow out your chagrin +If time is just a circle +Then you’ll have another go +And in the meantime +On must go the show" +Good morning,"Another year gone +I finally found my own little lily pad in the pond +Now i’m hopping +Over the mud +And I’m not afraid of a little sweat and blood +Cause I got my ukulele +I know where I belong +And tomorrow I’ll write another song +Good afternoon +Time sure flies +There’s been an awful lot of laughter tears and tired eyes +Now I’m marching +I got my drum +I got my banjo picking out with my finger and thumb +I got my ukulele +I can bang the gong +And tomorrow I will write another song +Good evening +Let’s break the law +Cause you only live once and you can win lose or draw +And now I’m floating +Above the fray +And the world’s being washed away by a tidal wave +I see California +I see Hong Kong +And tomorrow I will write another song" +As very imposing or impressive,"Surpassing the ordinary +Especially in size or scale +I’ve been writing a song a day +Since the first of January, 2009 +And so that’s epic +In both size and scale +Well over 400 songs +Well over 400 days +I’ll write you a song" +Time to rearrange the stuff on this wall,"It’s been the same for allllllllll year +It’s time to put up something new +Something special just for you +It’s the house of patreon +When you heed the call +And band camp mountain +I’ll put your name on the wall +I will write your name down +And you’ll be in the background" +Well it's not your fault,"And you can't take credit +It's enough to make crazy if you let it +The things you did do +Are not yours to claim +And mistakes you made were not yours to me +It's not your fault +Can't say that it was +And you can't take credit +Or any dude did does +Oh +I sing songs +Sometimes they don't make sense +But other times they make so much sense it hurts +I don't have any time +Cause +I just work +But +I feel like a stupid jerk +But it's not your fault +If someone says it is +Tell them that it's all just luck +Lottery tickets +Oh it's not your fault +Yeah you can take credit +It's enough to drive you craziest +Feel that it crazy if you let it" +When your baby is sick,"Well you just can’t stand it +You feel awful cuz they feel awful +The laws of nature demand it +There is so much +That I just didn’t quite get +Before I had these kids I was riding +pony in the sunset +And now I’m on a horse +I don’t know where this metaphor’s going +What I’m trying to say is there’s a lifetime of ways +These kids have expanded my knowing +I used to think i was busy +I thought I was at capacity +But now I find that my time has gotten less +And more like the lungs that breathe" +Once upon a time,"There were no feelings +Every moment passed +In satisfaction +No sadness +No happiness +No anger +No laughter +No suspicion +No fear +And no tears and no love +No love +Then the feeling god came +And said to the people +“Your hearts are stone +I will make them water” +With sadness +With happiness +With anger +With laughter +Suspicion +With fear +And with tears and with love +With love +And the earth shook +And the moon blinked +The oceans boiled +And the chains clinked +And the rain fell +And the turning wheels +Of heaven stopped +And asked “how do you feel?” +“How do you feel?” +The people looked +And they first saw each other +They recognized themselves +In the eyes of a lover +In sadness +In happiness +In anger +In laughter +Suspicion +In fear +And in tears and in love +In love +How do you feel? +How do you feel? +In love +In love" +Happy birthday Jesus,"You would have been 2,019 +And you saw all of this coming +Didn’t you my dude? +You did your best +You had your message of radical love +How’d that work out for you? +Just kidding, you know you’re my boy +And I’ve got a favor to ask +People down here see Obi Wan +Kenobi and they think it’s you +We’re a little lost so I was wondering… +Could you remind me: +What were we supposed to do for the homeless? +What were we supposed to do for the Immigrant? +What were we suppose to the greedy +And the powerful? +Happy Birthday Jesus +My dreams are getting wild +Rotting supermarkets +And parking lots of blood +Bombs that break the sunset +And deep fakes of you +Selling iodine tablets +On Amazon +And if Bob Dylan and Kanye West +Both woke up one day came to you and said +Could you please come back +What were we supposed to do for the poorest people? +What were we supposed to do for the left behind? +What were we supposed to do to the greedy +And the powerful? +What were we supposed to do to the billionaires +What were we supposed to do to the politicians +What were we supposed to do for the least among us" +There’s things,"That you can’t avoid +Like food +And rest +And you can be annoyed +That you +Don’t need less +We say +There aren’t enough hours in the day +And stuff gets in the way +Of what we really want to be doing +But I +Think it’s all in how you try +in the frame that you apply +To the day that you’re pursuing +This this this this this this this is it" +There's a darkness at the heart of man,"God put it there I guess I confronted +him down by the angels when they're pink +dress there's a darkness in the heart of +the world don't know how it got there +I tried to follow it to its logical +conclusion but I didn't care all you call +me oh you call me there's a darkness +in the heart of man that looks like +a silly boy covered in his own feces +and jumping for joy ah ah ah ah +ah ah oh oh There's +a darkness in the heart of the machine +we put it there everybody thinks it's impossible +they just don't care I don't believe conspiracies +I just believe there's a darkness there's a +darkness there's a darkness oh I don't believe +but I can't see I can't believe believe +cuz there's a darkness there's a darkness going +up you see me Can +you see me" +Training a robot to look like me maybe,"someday he'll replay me and the O +B old rabbits Training +a robot to look Trying +not to feel afraid Trying +to make the best we may Trying +to see the best of all Training +a robot without oh you know that oh +you know that it's true Little +baby wants to play along with Papa +all of the day Sometimes +someone has to say we're training the robot +all of the day oh don't you know +we're looking for something to go where the +heart should be where the heart should be +A train in a robot to sing like +me Training +a robot who might be a replacement In +a thousand years I will be dead but +you be here he will be here he +will be here doing the same thing that +we all do Yours +and mine will sing together Dressed +like birds and birds of a feather they +will mingle and maybe meet and I think +that will be great" +I'm sick of the way I look I'm,"tired of my black T +shirts I don't know what else to wear +I hate shopping if you look over the +history of it Song +a day I change throughout the years but +the last three years are the same I'm +getting older does that mean I just gotta +stop changing Doesn't +mean I'm +going to do the same thing over and +over and over again I don't wanna be +that way I don't like it I wonder +I wanna changing rollers that start with my +outfit Cause +I'm tired of the way I look I'm +I'm tired of it I'm +tired of the way I look Can +I change my outfit I don't like to +think about it Can +I change my outfit I'm +so tired of the way I look the +way I look Gotta +do something drastic to change my outlook" +Stop me if you've heard this one before,"But +I will just make it up as +I go along +Everybody's out here opening up the door +But +I'm just trying to +Sing my song +Sing my song +Sing my song +Sing my song sing my song +Stop me if you don't like to go to school +Nobody likes it that is what +I heard +Cause you never gonna feel too cool +When you're out there +Flipping everybody the bird +Flipping everybody the bir +Giving everybody the bird +But oh everybody is on fire and whoa +I'm just trying to survive +And oh +I thought +I was better than this +But +I guess +I'm not +Stop me if you're a shadow in the sun +Stab me if you're a shadow in the dark +Stop me if you don't have any fun +If you're a minnow among the sharks +If you're among the sharks the sharks +If you are among the sharks +Stop me +Stop me +Stop me +Stop me +Because +I cannot stop myself +Oh you shot me +Oh you got me now +I'm bleeding from my heart +I need some help +I need +I need some help +Oh +I +I need some help +But oh +I'm just trying +Not my hope to survive +Oh don't you look me in the eyes again" +I took a red eye to London,"Slept a dreamless sleep on the plane +Been wandering this city built by romans +I’ve been over there and back again +I ran around a big green park +And then I felt like takin a nap +But I’m trying to get my clock set straight +So I’m staying up as long as I can +I took a red eye to London +Slept sitting up, uncomfortable +I woke well before the plane it landed +Listen to that suitcase roll +It took the taxi about an hour +To get from the airport to the city +I always love that part of the trip +Unfamiliar sights so green and pretty +I took the red eye to London +And now I’m sitting in the hotel +I’ve got to perform tomorrow +I hope that it goes really well +You won’t be seeing the song I’m doing +They told me I can’t release it +That’s ok though I’ll write another +And my daily tally I’ll increase it" +You love your doggie Kasey,"Love your hamster Denny +Mom and Dad think you're crazy +You're both so funny and silly +Happy Christmas to you +Kevin and Kylie +You love your iPod touches +Pizza hot wings and Omelets +Having friends come sleep over +And partying to Jonathan Mann +Hey! Happy Christmas +Happy birthday Jesus +Happy Christmas Kevin and Kylie + Am G +from your pal, jonathan mann +Hope you get lots of presents +Your mom and dad they love you +Happy Christmas Kevin and Kylie +from your pal, jonathan mann +You're both getting home schooled +And like me you love animals +you love playing with your webkinz +And other stuffs too +Happy Christmas to you +Kevin and Kylie +Christmas with your family +Nothing seems more fun to me +Have a great time and dance around +To this your christmas song +Happy Christmas to you +Kevin and Kylie" +Thrice in a while,"We all have got to let go of ideas that we had +When we were young +Crawl 1000 miles +And still you don’t believe it +The string that you could pull to come undone +Don’t pull hard +Don’t pull soft +Don’t even try +That is it your job +Shells rain down +Big bombs drop +Nobody knows +How to stop +Zombie mission +Reliving and reliving +Even though there is no beating heart +Live inside the friction +And still you don’t believe it +The string that you could pull to come apart +Don’t pull hard +Don’t pull soft +Don’t even try +That is it your job +Interest accrues +All the stocks are bought +Nobody knows +How to stop +Born in anger +Strange and getting stranger +Bedfellows with red pillows all around +Taste their confusion +And still you don’t believe it +The string that you could pull to come crashing down" +Why do I feel anxious about things that,"have nothing to do with me Why +do I beat myself up all the time +so severely What +in my world and how do I know +if I put on this earth to go +oh why do I always feel like Barely +hanging on to the earth that's spinning to +the great beyond Why +do I say all the same shit every +song When +I'm just making it up as I go +along I'm +thinking about tomorrow and I'm +thinking about tonight I don't know what's wrong +with me But +I know what's right I'll +write another maybe if I were better looking +or had a better voice I'd +feel like I was in some kind of +control of my life that I had some +kind of choice But +control is an illusion Control +is just a story that they try to +tell you they try to sell you it's +not real all you can do is your +best One +second at a time that's what I'm +trying that's what I'm +trying to do" +I've got no poison in my blood,"I got pockets full of pebbles +I keep one eye on the dark side +But my heart is with the rebels +I slept with girls I thought I liked +But I didn't know who they were +But I'm in the future now I'm fine +With my flux capacitor +They're shooting a scene on my street +Everyone's pretending +They shine lights and then call action +Don't they know the world's ending +I was in a movie once +It was a gigantic flop +I played myself but with a hat +And my buddy was a cop +Fold me up like a brain that's stacked +And I'll tell you your future right now +Tell me where you wanna go and I'll draw a map +I will get you there as weather does allow +Mother nature lingers on +Each weather pattern changing +She can't seem to make up her mind +5 year old finger painting +She doesn't care about me +I only half believe in her +And I'm living in the future now +With my flux capacitor +I want to give you what you want +I want to keep it from you too +I want to make you feel safe +And I want to torture you +I'm like David on the throne +I just do what I can +Sometimes I have bad dreams +When I'm like Abraham" +Everyday,"Around 1 o’clock +My body feels +Like it’s gonna drop +And I need a nap +Do some work +Eat some lunch +But then my brain feels +Like it’s been punched +And I need a nap +But I gotta write +Another song +Gotta keep it going +Keep my pants on +So I fight through +With all I got +Until I simply say +I got to stop" +The fan is on and I am sleepy,"Third floor walk up, lots and lots of +boxes Carrying +the boxes in the New +York City +heat The +fan is on" +I'm gonna be singing the,"YouTube comments +So +Jesus +Lord let's just go +All right +Everybody in the +YouTube comments +Be nice +How's it going +Everybody use rhyme +I'm not singing that comment +I'm not singing that comment +I'm gonna sing it +Oh no +No song drew bit +We'll run the computation +Pump it pump it +Sip all your ops and garlic may net bats +Going too fast for me to read +That's going too fast for me to read +Send tornado +Send tornado +Pump it pump it +This is my favorite heath for the wind +Pump it pump it pump it pump it pump it +Flip a name +Girly girly so early +Girly tall little +ETO eth pump +But yeah we're all girly +I love +fools and +I love my mom +Rocket rocket full party burly girly party +Flipper name +We can do it +Oh +Nancy +Pelosi +Merge it the merge +Yeah +I like burly girls +I like like girly girls +We can do a play +Metallica instead +Metallica's dancing +I love +I love +and my +J +Smash daddy +Smash daddy +Smash daddy independent +Smash daddy +Panda +Panda +Panda mash daddy bird +There is vitality +Oh pump it +Oh yeah +Is that about three minutes +I don't know" +I shampooed the carpets,"I fixed my desk +I wrote two commissions +Now this song is next +I bought a new toilet +And an old 4 track +I’ve got a headache +And an aching back +It’s been raining all day, all day +I just wanna get away get away +I got an old carpet +From my mom +I got to put it +In this room +It’s my night +To wash the dishes +Juliana will cook +Something delicious" +Tell me what you think about the way the world works,"Is it one half maniacs and one half jerks +Is it one half passages and one half stones +Is it mostly just you all alone +How does the world work +How does the world work +How does the world work +I don't' know" +Sometimes…,"I'm working on another song +So I don't got time for song a day +I'm working on another song +So I don't got time for song a day +I'm working on another song +So I don't got time for song a day +I'm working on another song +So I don't got time for song a day" +There’s 7 billion people in the world tonight,"7 billion people in the world +You are one and I am one +7 billion people in the world +267 people, they are being born +108 people are dying +108 people will die +And you were born +And you will die +There was a first heartbeat +And there will be a last +Each moment that +You are alive +Is astonishing given all the variables +There’s 7 billion people in the world tonight +7 billion people in the world +You are one and I am one +7 billion people in the world +Maybe you’re making mulligan stew +Maybe you’re watching Netflix +Maybe you’re sitting in the middle of the jungle +Maybe you’re skinny dipping +Maybe you’re playing the banjo jo +Maybe you’re on the phone +Maybe you’re doing taxes taxes +Maybe you’re feeling sad +And you were born +And you will die +There was a first heartbeat +And there will be a last +Each moment that +You are alive +Is astonishing given all the variables +There’s 7 billion people in the world tonight +7 billion people in the world +You are one and I am one +7 billion people in the world +You may be feeling down tonight +You may be feeling great +There’s 7 billion other people out there +Who are feeling just like you +Hang on to your feelings +Hang on too them tight +You may be feeling really great +You may be feeling down tonight" +He’s very easy going,"He loves Football, yoga and golf +Jimmy Buffet and Elon Musk +And Coney Dogs +They’re much better than Chicago style +Oh don’t know you know +Hilton Head South Carolina +Is a place he likes to go +Brian loves to make up words +And traverse city cherry pie +Pineapple, oh Pineapple +Lobster and french fries +He looks like Nick Miller +He drinks craft beer +He’s a great friend +And it’s his birthday so three cheers +Pineapple +Pineapple +Pineapple Brian +He likes Mike Posner +And Jim Harbaugh +Gary Johnson, Amy Shumer +And Wolverines Football +He’s allergic to poultry +He’s from Michigan +He likes Whiskey Gingers, Gin and Tonics +And Detroit Pistons" +I write a song a day,"It’s what I’m known for +But I would do it anyway +I write them cuz I can’t help myself +I don’t have a choice +I can’t do anything else, oh +If you listen to them every single day +You know you’ll never know how or what I’m gonna say +Sometimes they’re silly like “Dancing Penguins” +Sometimes political like “Hey, Paul Krugman” +Where the hell are you man? +Speaking of that song +lot of people liked it +I sang it on Maddow +I take requests from people on my website +They give me song ideas +I write, write, write, write, oh +I got to thinking I get all these song requests +From folks in every state with feelings that they want to express +I could go there, town by town +To tell the people stories in song +What about something like a weekly show +Where I turn peoples’ thoughts into song wherever I go +People are struggling +I could sing their songs +I could start out in Berkeley where I live +And I could make my way home to Vermont +That’s where I’m from +I’d like to go back there +That’s my motivation +For reference, I wrote this song in ten minutes +It’s my second song today +And that’s the truth" +If I can’t make it perfect,"Then I don’t want to make it +If I’m not the real thing +Then I’m not gonna fake it +If I don’t do it for myself +I should give it up, I may as well +Nothing’s ever good enough +What has set me down this path +The tools I use are broken +The ways been barred with complex math +And I can’t make it open +I’m just a guppy in a great big pond +and I’ve got nothing going on +And nothing’s ever good enough +All my wasted time just got me here +So I guess I’ll waste some time some more +I bang my head up against the wall +And lay face down upon the floor +In nature there are no straight lines +But we live now on human time +And nothing is ever good enough +So if you’re feeling like the rug’s been pulled +And the sunshine doesn’t reach your face +You wander around desperate and cold +For some acknowledgment a warm embrace +Just remember that the universe is big +And it doesn’t care about anything you did +And whether or not it’s good enough" +I can't even think of any of my,"songs In +high school if a man writes a song +and he can't remember it did he ever +really have it in the first place or +is it just a phantom Is +it just a phantom song Can +you tell me really like to know Cause +I've forgotten most of the things that I +used to know and I took myself by +and led myself down the stairs and I +took advantage of myself when I was most +unaware and I said hey to myself don't +you do that to yourself But +I kept doing it to myself Cause +I didn't know how to stop and then +the dog started barking in the trees Started +shaking in the world World +started going dark dark dark dark But +I've forgotten things that I used to know +I know so well when the tiptoes on +the tulips in my mind I see Tiny +Toon I see Led +Zeppelin falling back behind I see Melkor +I see Gandalf +I see the Valor +and I wish I wish I wish your +pony star oh starlight star bright first star +I see tonight What +you got for me right now What +are you gonna do Gonna +make it up like you always do Go +long And +you think that you rule the world around +me Rule +the world around around around me You +rule the world around you are just some +gases Some +incandescent plasmas up in the sky" +All my memory stored,"In frozen light +All my instincts +And my emotions too +in Santa Fe +Beneath the sand +There's a rocket with my name on it +And then one day +i'll go away +They'll shoot the rocket into space +I will stake a claim +On some planetoid +I'll watch the stars spin +From a little chair +And as I stare +The solar flare +Will light up everything I see +And in my soul +I'll simply know +This is where I'm meant to be +passing flock +Of little birds +Will lift me home +To my family +I was a machine +But you let me be +Beating breath and heart and blood +I shake it off +when I've had enough +I don't get lost in the little flood +Do you know +How beautiful +This planetoid is that I own +We can go +Anytime, you know +Anytime that you want to go" +Count the times you will always Color,"within the lines of hate Wrap +yourself in the old ways Sometimes, +what you’re sure is true Is +just your own mind playing tricks on you +Then your mind it gets to changing And +the chains within you breaking And +if right then you don’t fall apart Then +God is in the ocean and he really +don’t give one damn Break +upon the assumptions You +can take all the time you need Put +yourself back together And +you see what it simply is And +that can be very messy business Two +truths that are holding Two +hearts for all the feeling And +if right then you don’t fall apart Then +God is in the ocean and he really +don’t give one damn Levitate +in the garden Misery +in the garden grows And +the snake begs your pardon And +we all hear the children cry And +the garden wall has a flag and spot +lights And +people made to suffer Get +stronger ever stronger And +if right then you don’t fall apart Then +God is in the ocean and he really +don’t give one damn" +Do you like,"Who you are +Can you stand +Somehow apart +Somehow within +Somehow above +Embrace the sadness +To find the love +Any moment +You can collapse +Into a puddle +hulking mass +boiling bog +stranded ship +story that’s wrong +page that’s ripped +You wouldn’t treat +Anyone else +As bad as sometimes +You treat yourself +So go easy +And walk slow +You are more powerful +Than you know" +Tools for musicians and the fans that love,"them Design +that’s so clean I’d +eat my dinner right off it Options +all ??? so as to help maximize profit +That’s Bandcamp +Band, band, camp, oh Bandcamp +I said, Bandcamp, +Bandcamp Bandcamp, +Bandcamp So +many other websites try to be everything all +at once And +then they fail to deliver It +all comes out a great big mess But +if you build a shiny tower full of +music and melodic joy Everybody +will come running Like +Paris to Helen +of Troy +That’s Bandcamp +Band, band, camp, oh Bandcamp +I said, Bandcamp, +Bandcamp Bandcamp, +Bandcamp Their +FAQ is hilarious The +stats page is pure splendor You +can view them in the normal way Or +view them in Defender +Lord knows I write a lot of songs +And I need some distribution But +every other site that I’ve +ever tried Has +failed in its execution Now +there’s a place where you can go to +hear all, all, all of it Thanks +to Bandcamp +you can download for free Or +use your wall-all-allet That’s +Bandcamp Band, +band, camp, oh Bandcamp +I said, Bandcamp, +Bandcamp Bandcamp, +Bandcamp Bandcamp +Band, Bandcamp, +oh Bandcamp +I said, Bandcamp, +Bandcamp Bandcamp, +Bandcamp Bandcamp, +Bandcamp" +Where did my AirPods Pro case go?,"Where did my AirPods Pro case go? +It was just here a minute a go +Where did my AirPods Pro case go? +Thought about buying a Tile, but no +If I did then as soon as the next cock crows +Apple would put out AirTags oh +Where did my AirPods Pro case go? +The pods themselves can beep you know +But the case can’t beep it’s weird and so +I’m left searching high and low +Where did my AirPods Pro case go? +It doesn’t help that I’m getting old +I’m feeling this cold weather in my bones +Wandering this house just like a ghost +Whispering Where did my AirPods Pro case go?" +Just illusion when I start my day,"Not a real institution, but it’s based on good +If you are real and confident +Not something that we have in space +Yesterday was just a dream +When you’ll be awake well I’ll be gone +Something we can hold +That’s what we made love for" +The road is longer than you thought it was,"But it goes around in circles +Get in the car and drive it until the gas runs out +You don’t have care what they think of you +You have the right to remain silent +It’s unlikely they would hear you anyhow +In the offices of the networks +They’re boarding up the doors +All the investment bankers +Are taking off their shoes +In swimming pools and hot tubs +There are deals being made +We’re cleaning up our act +It’s time to pay our dues +When the final rain has fallen +And the crickets stop their chirp +I plan to be far away from here +You keep doing the same old things +Everything that doesn’t work +Interrupted by what’s unclear +I’ll be in the mountains +Where the rules just don’t apply +Everybody’s got to do +What is best for them +You’re welcome to come with me +Just look me in the eye +And tell me we’ll rebuild this all again" +I had myself just a little bit of,"time So +I opened her window and down down I +climbed Oh +I had no plan the night was cool +and spooky I listened to my heart beat +to see which way it moved me The +moon threw shadows where the light should be +And from those shadows out came future me +Well met said I shut up now said +he If +you want to live you’ve got to follow +me Took +me to an office park where the crossroads +meet He +disarmed the security guard and tied her to +a tree He +had a key card that opened big glass +doors On +the elevator he hit the button for the +lowest floor Descending +for what felt like 15 minutes at least +The doors opened on a cavernous hall this +is it said future me What +is it I asked you’ll see said he +And he pushed me out took the elevator +Nearly knocked me off my feet The +only light was red and strange From +a giant hole in the floor I got +a few feet from the edge But +dared not get closer voice rose from the +deep “Who do you think you are?” I +said I’ve +been trying To +figure that out for a while The +voice said why and I said why what +Why don’t you know who you think you +are And +I said I guess it’s because Any +time I concentrate And +try to figure it out It +feels like there’s a weight On +my chest the size of a house Out +of the great hole came two shining eyes +Heavier than mountains and darker than the darkest +night I tried to look away but the +force was just too great I felt gentle +hands lifting me out of the cave Time +stretched and space bent and suddenly out I +came The +cool and spooky night all around me once +again I looked into the distance felt a +feeling grow I saw past me and he +was crawling out the window" +Every four years we come back here the,"world keeps turning it's another having what we +do again does we find us pass or +come on in but reminds us like a +sur Einstein +was right about sanity and time sand and +mountains is another having what we do again +two again just define us based on God +care Reminds +us like a Saturday +on repeat once more It's +a bitcoin breach what we do again the +deep final past won't do again blood we +rise up like a song that's all Repeat +once more into breach" +The rain may fall and the wind may,"whine But +further up the ladder I climb rung by +slippery rung Until +with calloused hands i've reached eyes agog at +the milky breach that's patterned after human speech +words heavy when they're sung go the other +way just turn around nothing to see here +go the other way i can see the +color of the sky is changing with the +seasons i'll never come back down contained within +this bottle blue is enough of me to +take over you your memories and all you +knew gone with a single sip higher up +and higher i rose into places where no +man goes one thought within me grows and +just escapes my lips I'll +never come back down" +Look out on the Savannah,"It's time for us to move +Dad was right, it was a long hard fight +But he's got nothing left to prove +I hunger for adventure +To vanish without a trace +Mom tries but she averts her eyes +It's written on my face +Bring the thunder +Bring it back to me +Dark sky overhead +As I fall asleep +Handsome is the widow +Ugly is her son +Sister says that I'm the best +Choice but I swear I'm not +Mouth full of inspiration +Breaking me down bone by bone +Brother knows how the feeling goes +He won't leave me alone + Bring the thunder +Bring it back to me +Dark sky overhead +As I fall asleep +Bring back black clouds +I'll complete any test +Bright light big sound +I feel in my chest" +I’m a wild bird,"Making lots of noise +With a million colors +I get all the boys +They come to the yard +Bathing in the sunlight +We go at it hard +I tell them that they’re all right +And I won’t have your baby +Cuz i got these wings +I’ll let you stand near me +If you bring me rocks and things +And if you’re careful when we +Are bathing in the starlight 0 +I will then let you befriend me +And tell you that you’re all right +And I killed you sister +Cause she looked at me wrong +Now I’m standing with her +In the power of her song +If you struggle I will eat you +So don’t put up a fight +First I will defeat you +And then I’ll tell you that you’re all right" +"With a ship in the background, here’s who","worked on this particular film Was +written by marvin Wilbur +and narrated by Irvin +Drakin Here’s +some text, it’s an old-timey font Explaining +the origins of our country Look +at the ships and the seagulls down by +the pier And +the sailing ship goes and the nets and +the flags in the breeze The +blow in the breeze Cape +cod looks like a muscled arm reaching out +into the Atlantic +And there’s ducks about Province +Town, There’s +a tower there, here’s a closeup of it +Lots of houses near a cemetery Hold +your breath when you go by the cemetery +Our forefathers are buried here Hold +your breath so that they don’t kill you +I am a Pilgrim, +I am ringing a bell I am walking +down the street in Province +Town Calling +out your name Hark +hark hark here I come I’m +a town crier I walk by her and +she says “oh” There’s +a fence here, there’s a little gate I’m +gonna just walk right by it Don’t +need to worry about no gate There’s +a woman hanging up, hanging up the laundry +She’s who I was calling for earlier I +said “hey, hey pretty lady with the babushka +thing on your head Hanging +up the laundry and your kids are sitting +there Looking +at you like, why aren’t you plaing with +us cus we are lonely” And +you got the dress on, and I come +walking up the street and I say hello +to the old ladies cus I’m +old too And +I’m ringing the bell and they’re like what +the hell are you doing? And +I’m like I’m +just ringing the bell, ringing the bell in +Province Town +With a pilgrim hat, walking by the fisherman +guy with his hat and the other hats, +Everybody’s wearing hats, it’s the hat town It’s +Province Town, +it’s the hat Province +town I didn’t know they had cars way +back in the 1600s Back +then they got policemen with the guy, with +the rope hitting the rope As +I’m ringing my bell And +I’m ringing my bell And +there’s some people with the easels And +they ‘re painting things Down +in Province +Town everybody learns how to paint And +I ring my bell as they’re learning how +to pain I can’t really tell what she’s +painting, oh, I guess they’re learning how to +do still lifes Still +lifes, still life Is +that called a still life when it’s a +person? I guess not, I think it’s called +a portrait still life is more like with +inanimate objects, I’m +pretty sure Not +that I know anything about painting at all +Now let’s watch the master, let’s watch the +master As +he paints, paints, paints, paints the portrait Portrait +down in Province +Town as I ring my bell I’m +ringing my ding, ding dong I’m +ringing my bell I’m +ringing my bell and he’s pretty good He’s +a pretty good portrait painter, portrait painter ring, +Ring a ding ding ding dong Now +it’s time to sail away, sail away on +the old ship Shippity +ship shop ship It’s +called the Millilaur, +aMilnayer We’re +weaving a net to catch some fish, weaving +a net to catch some fish Down, +down in Province +Town Gonna +do a dance, we’re singing, we’re singing as +they’re dancing Do-si +do, and your partner up and down, look +em up and down And +you say hey, then you turn around and +you clap twice and you say hey That +woman has a black dress on, that woman +has a blue dress on, that other woman’s +got a white dress on And +I’m strumming, strumming my guitar Oops +I played the wrong chord, now I’m +playing a- I don’t know what chord that +is, it’s like a G +chord, kinda Ooo +and we’re dancing, dancing down down That +guy likes to watch the dancing And +that guy likes to watch the dancing too +Everybody’s wearing hats except for the dancers Because +you don’t wear hats when you dance down +in Province +Town You +don’t wear hats when you dance, no you +don’t hats when you dance But +when you watch the dance, then it’s okay +to wear a hat Oh, +shuffle down my feet Looking +over there he sees the guy with the +bell He +says “hey” And +they’re dancing down and down What +did that woman say to that guy? Whoa, +that guy’s really happy And +they’re very serious I actually think that he’s +in the same key as I am Which +is kind of fortuitous I did not plan +it at all In +and out, form a star Everybody +do-si do And +then you switch your partner again, switch again +Don’t switch don’t switch Scratch +your nose, don’t switch Don’t +wear hats when you dance down in Province +Town Don’t +wear hats in Province +Town when you dance It’s +poor manners Then +you switch your partners once again On +the dock as you dance on the dock +You don’t wear hats on the dock You +don’t wear hats as you dance down on +the dock And +they fade, don’t wear hats on the dock +Don’t wear hats as you dance on the +dock Don’t +wear hats on the dock as you dance +on the dock" +"Hacks and drains, hacks and drains","Lose your ape then what remains +Nothing can remove the stains +Of the hacks and drains +Hacks and drains, hacks and drains +Tell me it’s just growing pains +Lord Vitalik, take the reins +From the hacks and drains +Want to build a garden +But it is a forest +Darkest kind of jungle +Where everything is out get you +Don’t let your heart harden +Come and join the chorus +Can you feel the rumble +Of people here here to help you +It doesn’t have to be this way +We could break free of this +When the hacker finds an exploit +Taking all your net worth +And you are despairing +Frightened and embarrassed +Whitehat on a cowboy +Riding along the network +Coming to save your jpegs +Situational awareness +When the shit hits the fan +Look for the helpers there" +Punk 7804 reported for duty Mother,"should please come in it's been 1347 days +I've been studying humans Studying +humans Learning +so well Nobody +suspects a thing when something has happened with +the submission at risk I request further instructions +I've been bought I've +been born I've +been bought 8 million it's insane to me +I want I want I want to make +sure I remember alien Learning +all about you the undercover Lex +I've been reading lots of room 3100 I'm +wired and ready Brothership +where have you been I'm +getting kind of swole it's out of control +how much I've +hit in the gym I've +blended in so well I've +even learned how to swim Something +has happened that puts a mission at risk +I request further instruction I've +been bought I've +been born I've +been born 8 million it's insane to me +I want I want I want to make +sure I remain the undercover Elliot +Learning all about you the undercover Elliot +I've been reading L +to undercover alien Undercover +alien" +Google Instant is a symptom,"Of our modern life +Master blaster, faster faster +Reach the speed of light +Karate chop +Narbacular drop +Houdou +And ker pow +It’s getting late +Don’t wanna wait +I want the answer now +It’s getting late +Don’t wanna wait +I want the answer now +Google Instant +Fast as you can type +Blink and you might miss it +Your entire life +Google Google Google Google +Google Google Google Google +The internet +Is Bob Fett +It’s you it will depose +Unlock the cage +And disengage +And stop and smell a rose +Let’s build a fort +‘Cause life is short +You’re dead before you know +It’s sad, oh gee +What I’d love to see +Is Google slow +It’s sad, oh gee +What I’d love to see +Is Googleeeee slowwww +I get lost +Sometimes inside the tubes +Checking stats +Looking at cats +Porn +And pwning noobs +Now there’s Google Instant +And it’s fast as you can type +If you blink then you might miss it +Your entire life +YOUR ENTIRE LIFE" +"Beacon Cha, Beach Cha, Beacon Cha dot in","Free and open source infrastructure for Ethereum +Who knows where we’d be, what kind of trouble we’d be in +Without Beacon Cha, Beach Cha, Beacon Cha dot in +Oh, I keep track of all my validators +If there’s a problem I get an alert +Sometimes everyone will miss an attestation +You can only fix a problem if you know about it first +They got a great website and iOS app +All the information you could ever need +Leave aside your degen brain, we don’t need that +The health of Ethereum is why we" +She does her morning routine,"Then we watch Doctor Who +Says geronimo to me +I say Alons-y to you +When she has gone to work +I’m still lost in time +I wanna save the world +With the songs I write +So I hop on my bike +To the studio I do ride +Time to write my song +Don't know what to write +I want to be like the Doctor +So confident and brave +But I’m always just me +Stuck here in this cave +See, my studio is a basement +That often floods +The rent’s really cheap +I share it with my buds +If I had TARDIS +Time and space explored +Writing songs would be easy +If I were a Time Lord +Some days these songs are companions +Cuz we get it done +Some day they are Daleks +We fight before we’ve begun +Some days I feel I can see +The end from the start +I wonder how much I’d feel +If I had one two hearts +I lie down on the couch +Because I need a nap +Then I get up again +I should add some snaps +I claim no allegiance +To anyone or thing +Just to the truth and to love +Whatever the hell that means +Great big human potential 0 +I believe in it +Even if we're just small +And insignificant +The Doctor’s morally centered +And sometimes I’m not +I know what's good and bad +And I know what's right and wrong +But sometimes there's just so much grey +It can't be ignored +But I'd could sort it out if +I were a Time Lord" +Fuck John McCain,"Fuck John McCain +I would never wish death on anyone +From cancer of the brain +But still, Fuck John McCain +Fuck John McCain +He is exempt +With his fucking amazing health insurance +That he gets from the government +He can go to a surgeon +Get his much needed treatment +Unlike the millions of people +He just voted against +Fuck John McCain +Fuck John McCain +You’d think dying of cancer +Would rearrange +His thoughts on this vote +You’d think so, but nope +So abandon hope +All ye who prayed for someone sane +Fuck John McCain" +Everything gets compressed,"Now I am become death +The Barbie of worlds +Popcorn stuck in your teeth +The stock exchange +The bones underneath +Everything gets compressed +200 thousand dead +Opening weekend +Japanese made Barbie dolls +What’s the box office +12,500 bombs +The hyper realism is out of control +Emperor’s got no skin, he’s bones +Oops Fukuyama made a little mistake +We lost Michael Brooks and David Grae +Brrr go the super pacs +They say just vote, and try to relax +Between the nazis +and my heart attacks +I think I’ll just lay down +For a minute +Everything gets compressed +Give us this our daily bread +Forgive us our Oppenheimer +Air conditioned rooms +Deliver us to Barbie +Striking in Malibu" +Sunday evening sad slow song Sunday,"evening sad slow song Happy +as the day is long if you are +a planet the days sure If +you are a planet the day's short if +you are a planet a day is like +a minute of course If +you are the universe you're big If +you are the universe you're big Let's +make some tea I'll +take a swig Planets +galaxies the Milky +Way and me Stars +planets supernova me Sunday +evening sad slow song Sunday +evening sad slow song Happy +as the day is long" +We’re really sorry We’re,"sorry, sorry, sorry We’re +sorry Sarah +and Mike +got their bikes stolen from outside our apartment +While we were all out getting dinner At +the secret bim bim bap place They +don’t have a storefront It’s +hard to find but the food is really +excellent We +feel extra bad because they’re training for a +cross country bike trip this summer And +now they have to go buy fancy new +bikes They +were super nice about it but we could +tell that it really stressed them out So +we wanted to say we’re sorry We’re +sorry, we’re sorry We’re +really sorry We’re +sorry, sorry, sorry We +are sorry From +Meredith and Adam +Yeah!" +I always do what,"I'm told +I never do what +I want +I listen to the wind as it blows through the moon +I didn't tell you the truth +I didn't put on my boots +I wanna tell you something about the way that +I listen to the wind +I don't want you to think that +I know what +I'm doing +Any other time" +The devil is in the details,"Angels don’t cross their T’s +Cleanliness next to Godliness +So I guess the devil’s unclean +But if the devil is in the details +Is he dirty in a detailed way +But you know I got my car detailed +Just the other day +And now it’s clean +The devil is in the details +And an angel gets it’s wings +Every time a child laughs +Or the good guys win +And a good guy with a gun +Will stop a bad guy with a gun +The devil is in the details +Like knowing which one is which one +You know what +I mean +The devil is in the details +Angels dance on the head of a pin +Stick a camel through the eye of a needle +From a haystack that you found it in +I met god as burning bush +At the crossroads in Burlington +I made a deal with the devil +He was in all the fine print +I didn’t" +Tomorrow I'll,"be moving, moving to the place Tomorrow +I'll be grooving, and moving all day Tomorrow +I'll be going, to where I'll +be living Tomorrow +I'll be going, and knowing I'm +forgiven Tomorrow +I'll be moving, tomorrow I'll +be moving, tomorrow I'll +be moving, moving to the place Where +I'll be forgiven, and I'll +sit down there, and I'll +hold my hand, I'll +take a shower, and the water pressure will +be bearing down on my back, bearing down +on my back Tomorrow +I'll be moving, moving" +I woke up but you weren’t there,"Darling, I could not find you anywhere +I lit a cigarette +And contemplated life +I only wish I’d asked before you’d gone +Exactly what it was that I’d done wrong +I’m left wondering +Here at a quarter to five +It’s 5am I got nothing to say +I guess it doesn’t matter anyway +Cuz you’re gone +Yeah you’re gone +So it’s a mystery +That I’ll try to solve +Until the stars blink out +And darkness falls +It’s a mystery +Till the end of time +I’ll never know the reason you said goodbye +I woke up +Two weeks down +I still forget sometimes you’re not around +hurricane is blowing +In my mind +Some lipstick that you barely used +t shirt and some high heeled shoes +I can’t bring myself +To throw away what you left behind +Now I’m not saying I’ll never be well +I know it’s just a matter of time will tell +But you’re gone +Yeah you’re gone" +"They did not find satoshi, satoshi","Meme coins are going crazy +The DOJ is charging 18, yes 18 +People with market manipulation +They did not find satoshi +They did not find satoshi, satoshi +The FBI created a token +They called it nextfundAI +They said it was a security" +throw a cob of corn into the sun,"it'll be pop corn +see the old pile of hay? +it's a dead body +make your hand a fist into a gun +or a laser +can you roll your r's with your tounge? +he man skeletor +1 plus 1 plus 1 is 4 +i am hot for teacher +i am a silly creature +little boy awake and terrified +why's he crying? +he's worried about his mom and dad +them dying +that dream of being chased by someone +he can't see +that feeling of just wanting to know +who he'll be +so big so tall +we're all so small +one mask called a face +won't be remembered +won't be replaced" +"Be my pumpkin, halloween","When the weather is getting cold +Buzzards feast upon the bones +You’ve got an itch you cannot scratch +Meet me in the cemetery pumpkin patch +Buried neath a pile of leaves +delicate soul longs to be free +Tangled up in the fiber and root +mouse squeaks and an owl hoots +Down the possum hatch we go +Into the possum’s world below +Where naked mole rats dance and sing +Come one come all this is everything" +All the little kids running around at night,"They tell it like it is +Old man dying flying towards the light +He’s telling it like it is +Corrupt cop killing everybody he sees +He tells it like it is +Slave won’t tell her master please +She’s telling it like it is +Telling it like it is +We’re just telling it like it is +If it’s not mine +I’ll make it my business +To tell it like it is +Gavel comes down and the jury got hung +Telling it like it is +All the old pop star’s songs’ve been sung +He tells it like it is +Casting lots to the universe +Telling it like it is +Shooting stars so hard it hurts +Telling it like it is +Telling it like it is +We’re just telling it like it is +If it’s not mine +I’ll make it my business +To tell it like it is +Counting houses on death row +Telling it like it is +I belong where the wild things go +I tell it like it is +Drive a car that can’t make any left turns +She tells it like it is +Walk the line that tradition burns +Tell it like it is" +Tell it to the moon Tell,"it to the sky Tell +it to the wind When +you can't find When +you can't find You +can't find me No +you can't find me No +you can't find me Me +You can't find me Don't +sit on the floor The +floor is Donald +Trump's hair Don't +sit on the ground Don't +sit in the air Don't +sit in the sky The +sky You +can' you can't find me No +no no you can't find me No +no no you can't find me You +can't find me You +can't find me You +can't find me You +can't find me you can't find me you +can' Take +a picture of it Put +it in the cloud Cloud +will rain Pictures +down Pictures +down You +can't find one you can't find two You +can't find where you're supposed to be You +can't find me no oh oh you can't +find me no oh oh yeah You +can't find me Me +Can't find me no you can't find me +Whoa No +you can't find me no you can't find +me Nuh +You can't find me I said nu You +can't find me I said wow Yeah +you can't find me" +830 days,"That’s how long I was around here +Just a little over 2 years +Before I disappeared +Into the ether +I’m a plus and minus +And a vertical line +3 little marks my constituent parts +But I am more than that +But now that I’m lost +I’ve transcended +My time has ended +Magic comes with a cost +You can’t replace it +You can’t erase it +Four thousand and +Ninety six characters +One of five hundred +And 12 +Now I’m on my own +Will you miss me +Please don’t cry about it +You don’t have to worry +I’m on an adventure +In the wilderness" +My skin is on fire,"I carry all of my weight +I was a denier +Until mother nature had her way +I don’t smell the season +I can’t tell when we are +As long as I’m breathing +I’ll sit and stare up at the stars +I’m here +I’m already here +And you don’t got to tell me to get to work +Cuz I already have +Don’t drink the water +It’s full of toxic waste +But you see my daughter +Will die if she doesn’t have a taste +My lungs are burning +My eyes can barely see +I feel the earth turning +Leave me behind, let me be +I’m here +I’m already here +And you don’t got to tell me to get to work +Cuz I already have" +Do you speak my language,"Do you think that we could talk +About the things that have kept you down +You know you've had enough +The lesson in the story is +There's no lesson there +The only life that you can save +Is the one +Cloudy is the day we're talking +Dampened are my socks +I can't feel my toes inside them +I can barely walk +Can you touch the part of me +That no one else allowed +Water is the same if it's +loose or ice or cloud +Do you speak my language +Do you understand these words +Would you still be here when +The morning starts to blur +Who is in the pantry +Eating all the rice +Custom seems to dictate +That I have to be nice +Running on the beach +And I see you sitting there +I want to pick a fight with you +But you don't seem to care +The ocean is only breathing +The moon is only falling +The horizon only standing +Humans only crawling" +What I love about Hover,"Is that it's so simple +To get just what you need +The right domain +In a couple of clicks +And the whole process is clean +And easy +child could do it on their own +Hover's support is just amazing too +You call and they just pick up the phone +I don't want to spend all day +Worrying about +Managing my domain +So I use Hover +I use Hover +When I'm concentrating on my song +I don't want my DNS to go wrong +So I use Hover +I use Hover +Most registrars +Are like they're selling used cars +Sleezy right from the start +But where Hover's at +Is the opposite of that +It's a registrar with heart +You got domains somewhere else +It can be hard to get them out +Hover will move them over for free +And get you settled in your account +They got all of the TLDs +I can always find what I need +That's why I use Hover +I know it may sound insane +But I own 23 domains +Got them all at Hover +Yeah at hover" +song about The Little Prince.,"Up on planet B612 +You fell in love with a rose +But she was too proud +Well that's the way it goes +you pick your boababs +put our your volcanoes +watch the sunset +that's the way it goes +Learn to tame a Foxa +love is juxtaposed +Get bitten by the snake +that's the way it goes" +Today I got a colonoscopy and then I,"did a bunch of other stuff I was +supposed to just go home and rest but +I didn't didn't have time They +stuck a thing up my butt and took +pictures of my colon Everything +is fine I'm +really tired Time +aware that I'm +tired a lot it might just seem that +way cause I don't wanna do my song +at night Also +when you have a two year old you're +tired all the time because that two year +keeps you moving Cause +that two year old keeps you groovin I +do my songs often at night I used +to do them all day long I don't +have that kind of time anymore I feel +like a broke broken record these days these +days I feel like I'm +broken these days feel like a broken record +that's how I feel that's how I feel +that's how I feel now you know how +I feel" +1 2 3 4,"Look out it’s a dinosaur +Coming to eat you +Coming to eat you +5 6 7 8 +The dinosaur doesn’t feel hate +He just wants to eat you +Wants to eat you +Dinosaurs are slow +Slow to change and grow +They cannot adapt +To a world spinning to and fro +8.5 and 9.7 +The dinosaurs went up to heaven +They ate the angels +Ate the angels +9.8 and 9.9 +God said enough my child +And they gobbled him +They gobbled him up +Dinosaurs have small brains +And their stomachs are so huge +If you got meat on your bones +Then you look life food +To the dinosaurs" +What if you could spend,"Eternity +Living with the people you love +Would you ever want to leave +When you’ve done everything +Seen all there is to see +Not knowing what comes next +Would you ever be ready +Eternity is a long time +Forever without end +If there’s nothing you couldn’t know +Would there be a point when +You felt ready +To say so long to your friends +Would you leap if couldn’t see +Would you be ready for it to end" +"Christmas was in the winter, in a cold","you’ve never known We’d +gather around something called a fireplace, and laugh +and sing to keep warm You’ve +seen trees in your picture books, well, we’d +chop one down, keep it right there inside +We’d cover it with bits of foil, little +pictures, they were called ornaments and we also +had hundreds of glowing lights I wish I +could build a snow fort with you Where +the plow’s made the snow so high I +wish you could smell the air after blizzard +fell from the sky Oh +yes, I wish for so very many things +But wishing won’t make it so No +no child I’d +give most anything If +god would just Let +it snow let it snow Have +I ever told you about Hannuka +See this this menorah, poor things cracked and +split And +you’ve learned about the fire of 39, right? +That’s why we can’t keep any candles lit +Most of all I wish you could feel +How it felt to be topside and young +and free I wish I had done so +much more But +there was just so much good TV +I wish I could build a snowman with +you On +January first I wish we could slide down +a hill On +a day so cold it hurts" +I caught myself mid sentence Trying,"to miss the point but the point was +gone but the point was gone I went +for a hike in the valleys of my +mind in the great beyond in the great +beyond Nobody +knows anything at all I went down to +the barbershop to get a haircut There +was nobody there There +was nobody there There +was nobody there I went to the coffee +shop to try to wake up Wake +up They +cut my they cut my hair they cut +my hair Nobody +know anything at all I went to the +corner and I tried to sell my soul +but nobody bought it Nobody +bought it nobody I went to the supermarket +to try to be the B +O but nobody wanted it Nobody +wanted it Nobody +wanted it Nobody +knows anything Nobody +knows anything at all I was going down +and I had a little thought who am +I Who +am I Who +am I Then +I put myself right onto the rocket up +in the sky up in the sky up +in the sky But +I told myself Nobody +knows nothing Nobody +knows nothing Nothing +at all But +I told myself Nobody +knows nothing Nobody +knows anything at all" +Spider running over my toes,"Spider running over my toes +The horror of it nobody knows +Spider running over my toes +I go to take a shower +And I feel something on my feet +Oh that's just a bit of hair +But no it couldn't be +‘Cause bits of hair, they don't move +Bits of hair don't have legs +It's a Sugar Cane Spider +Maybe she's laying her eggs! +Spider running over my toes +Spider running over my toes +Horror of it nobody knows +Spider running over my toes +First I'm freaking out +The shower head pointing at ‘em +But they're doing me no harm +So outside I think I'll let ‘em +Grab a piece of cardboard +They creep and crawl and creep +And finally set them free +Outside on a tree +Spider running over my toes +Spider running over my toes +The horror of it nobody knows +Spider running over my toes" +It's that time of summer when I'd,"get nervous and depressed as a kid No +more hanging out all day doing all the +fun things that we did The +school year creeping up on me, I would +try to forget that i was coming But +little things'd remind me, like the drip drip +drip of a faucet drumming I don't want +to go back to school Let +me play all day outside Let +me video game and pizza Let +me take my bike out and ride I +don't want to go back to school Let +me wander the woods all day Let +me jump in the pond and swim Let +me play play play play play I would +try to keep the thought of school way +out of my head There +were commercials on tv, ads in magazines and +they always said Back +to school it's coming back to school better +get all the supplies And +then I'd +be reminded and feel sad with a far +away look in my eyes School, +I guess it wasn't the worst thing But +it would never be the first thing That +I'd choose to spend my time Doing +if the way were mine I'd +be catching frogs and building forts Running +around bare feet and shorts Lying +in the grass at dusk Playing +Mario and such Now +that I am older I don't have to +worry about school anymore Now +just I got bills and life and projects +it's a never ending roar I like being +an adult because I can choose how to +spend my time But +I do miss my childhood summers, when the +warm ring of summer bells'd chime" +Deborah Farrell-Beshaw,"is a lawyer for the New +York Times +She sent me a scary email detailing my +crimes She +says, ""It came to my attention you created +an exercise video that utilizes a series of +illustrations made Ben +Wiseman to accompany an article called ""The Scientific +7-Minute Workout"" +""The Scientific +7-Minute Workout"" +She says, If +you have not caused the video to be +taken down within three business days of receipt +of this letter We +will have no choice but to pursue all +available legal remedies Oh, +Deborah Oh, +New York +Times Oh, +you got me I apologize for my crimes +I didn't have permission To +use those illustrations And +for that I am sorry Congratulations +I won't use them anymore Deborah +Can we talk about your focus When +you went after Cody +Brown And +his amazing work on ScrollKit +See, we are fans of the New +York Times +We are not criminals You +should embrace the fact we love you so +much We +wanna repurpose your images You +should embrace the fact we love you so +much We +wanna repurpose your images You +should embrace the fact we love you so +much We +wanna repurpose your images Well, +I don't wanna get preachy Perhaps +it's already too late I think this song +will piss you off But +I just want to say Please +don't treat me like your enemy" +Stick hot pokers in my eye,"And rub my tongue with sand +thousand tiny paper cuts +On each foot and on each hand +Toss me out the window +Curb stomp me in the street +Friends it’s time again +For triple digit eth +Pool cues up my butt hole +Golf balls up my nose +Choke me with piano strings +And some panty hose +Pluck my public hair +Then stick them in my teeth +Friends it’s time again +For triple digit eth +Dip my balls into tabasco +Drive nails into my scalp +Say that you believe in me +But don’t offer any help +Peel back all my skin +Piss on what’s underneath +Friends it’s time again +For triple digit eth" +My song real quick,"Nope nope +Not gonna do a song +Nope nope +Not gonna play along +Nope nope +I got nothing to give +Hot hot +It's too hot to live +I'm tired and +I don't feel well and +I got a lot to do" +These bros be liking Loki,"They say he's pretty mighty +But they see him in a dress +Their faces get all frowny +Bros think that nonbinary's +gross but Loki birthed a horse +They’re blaming Marvel +Nah bros, blame the Norse! +Loki is genderfluid +I wonder if he has a family +Does he take it slow +He’s got big brown eyes +He’ll wait all day +For his chance to show +He’s got lots of love bugs +He’s adorkable +He’s genderque +He’s genderfluid +I wonder if he has a family" +We got a ticket,"Cuz our parking permit +Was expired by one day +I went to +The parking authority +I had a lot I wanted to say +We didn’t get a renewal notice +She said the printer +That prints +The renewal notices +Is broken +You’ve got to go to court to contest +So that’s where I’m going +In a half hour +To court to fight this injustice +We didn’t get +renewal notice +And I really don’t want to pay the ticket" +I got up in front of the judge,"And said it’s only partly my fault +He agreed with me +And threw my ticket out +And then I walked home in the sun +And ate thai food for lunch +Even though money is tight +It was a victory meal +I got my ticket thrown +Out in court +I feel lucky that that is +The sort +Today Jupiter is sick +He’s got hand foot and mouth +For the second time +And he’s got bug bites +He’s got a little fever +I get sad when he’s sick +I worry about him +But he’ll be fine" +Golden sunshine,"Shine down on my skin +Giving me, giving me +Vitamin D +Giving me Vitamin D +Vitamin D is carried +In the bloodstream +To the liver where it’s converted +Into the pro-hormone Calcidiol +Calcidiol +Vitamin D is also found in mushrooms +And fish oil" +The day gets dark youk're at the park with,"Mama the fan is on +Cause it's +November and it's 70 degrees outside my +UKE is out of tune +My uke is out of tune +Somebody's hung in their horn +My uke is really out of tune +My uke is really out of tune and +I'm trying to tune it while +I'm singing this song but it's not going very well no no +I'm starting to feel kind of sick oh oh +Jupy had croup +Mama had the flu +Now +I'm getting it too +Are you sick of these songs +Where +I just make it up as +I go +I don't +I don't know +I don't know +I don't know +I don't know +I say +I don't know a lot +I say +I say +I say +I don't know so so so so much good timing" +They say plants,"are intelligent +And can communicate +I wonder if it turns out +That they hate +Mondays +Just like Garfield +Do plants have dirty +Dirty dreams +Like where they’re having sex +And when they break up +Do they dream about an ex +Do they wake up crying +Just like we do +Stare into the eclipse +Sitting there in your seat +Let it burn your eyes +So you don’t have to read +Trumps Tweets +So you don’t have to read +The google manifesto +Written by a jerk +Who can’t see empathy is what we need +From all his programming work +I wonder if plants +Think about us +Or if they only care about bees +I wonder if plants +Ordered a pizza +Would they want anchovies +Not me +I don’t like em +Not me" +10 years ago oh I was 26 game,"drew no more Always +looking for a new fix so I picked +up that ukulele and turn the camera on +captured 10 years of my life and all +these songs are these songs I broke up +this and I got married too Some +of my happiest days the bluest of the +blue Milestone +after milestone Not +every song's a hit Sometimes +I love it and other times I want +to quit He +wants to quit But +it's been 10 years measuring time by each +day and every summer and if I lived +in 96 and the day I die got +70 years of songs 23100 a night The +first 1000 days took a while to complete +I kick started an album with friends in +the Berkeley +The second thousand days well they went faster +by a lot I celebrated with the video +of all 2000 songs That's +a lot of videos The +third 1000 days though they went by in +a blink I'm +barreling towards 4000 now Barely +time to think When +I started doing this Obama +was not yet present I don't know what +I'm doing now Just +like I didn't know what I was doing +then what he was doing bad But +it's been 10 years of measuring time by +each day and every song I write And +if I live to 96 on the day +that I die that's 70 years of songs +2319030002310023000 23109 milestones I remember very clearly the +day I wrote 200 songs in 200 days +thousand was a big deal 3000 didn't really +feel like that big a deal The +next big deal number is gonna be like +5000 That's +gonna be like whoa 5000 songs But +10 years is a lot of years Have +a new album coming out It's +a sort of 10 year retrospective Put +a lot of effort and time into redoing +a bunch of song a day songs It's +called I Used +to Love +my Body +It's about this gut that I got Oh +there it is Oh +yeah The +album has three main themes Number +one my expectations as a child of what +like adulthood was going to be like versus +the reality Another +theme that crops up throughout the album is +my ongoing quest to sort of forgive myself +for my shortcomings The +third theme is the feeling of living in +this moment of imminent societal collapse You +could pre order that now on band camp +I would really appreciate it if you did +that The +link is down there so I really hope +you check that out I had a lot +of fun taking the pictures for the promotional +stuff and the album cover My +vision for it was like I love these +pictures of dead malls They're +just so spooky and raw and like kind +of nostalgic and sad and lonely And +I wanted to capture that feeling but also +mix it with like that idea of what +I thought adulthood was gonna be like I +guess that's it There's +some of you that watch every day and +I really appreciate it And +there's many more of you who are fans +and are cheerleaders people who believe in me +and I really appreciate that Okay +till next time I love you And +be good to yourself and each other Let's +Let's go write some songs You +know what It +all comes down to 10 people that you +have around you They +be there a year from now but for +five years 10 years 50 years out Five +years 10 years 50 years" +I hate the YouTube algorithm,"Not just cause it’s mean to me +I hate it what it makes us do +Hate it what it makes us see +I hate the YouTube algorithm +And the TikTok rithim too +Cause we’re all just rats on cocaine +Pushing that button +drip drip drip +I hate the YouTube algorithm +And all for which it stands +Every little bit of context +Gone to what the bot demands +Hate the YouTube algorithm +It’s always been the worst +It’s not a mirror +It’s mind control +And I can’t take it anymore +Hate the YouTube algorithm +Cuz it’s just another way +For the wealthiest among us +To manufacture some ol consent +Hate the YouTube algorithm +Cuz at the same time +The rage and all the impotence +Can only ever divide us +Further and further and further +Hate the YouTube algorithm +Cuz we were never told +Or asked if this was how we wanted +The future to unfold +Hate the YouTube algorithm +It’s a bane and it’s a blight +All the nastiness and impotence +To just give up the fight" +You lived there since the late 1800s,"But nobody knew you were there +Nobody threw an invisible ball +You would bark but no one would hear +Invisible dog, oh invisible dog you know that now we honor you +They made lots of stuff in the factory +The detritus of industry +Things to be used and thrown away +And still you waited patiently +Invisible dog, oh invisible dog I know you woulda been my friend +Finally in the 60s +Someone saw you there +They introduced you to an invisible bitch +Invisible puppies running everywhere +Invisible dog, invisible dog, now everybody knows your leash +Invisible dog +Lucien will take care of you +From now on +From now on" +you went to the supermarket got your turkey wrapped in plastic,"cooked it in the oven just right should come out fantastic +the whole family's coming over you put on your evening gown +but creeping up behind you all moist and golden brown +it's the zombie turkey coming to pay you back +you run up the stairs into the bathroom lock the door +you can hear her boney legs banging on the floor +she's coming ever closer now, you look out the window to see +an entire neighborhood overrun by zombie turkeys +they are zombie turkeys and they're coming to pay you back +she's banging down the door now it looks like there's no escape +you can't outrun her because you're fat and out of shape +if only you exercised more, ate less, you'd be thinner +what a terrible way to die to be eaten by your dinner +by a zombie turkey who has come to pay you back" +"The only way out is through, the only","way to learn is to do, we're here +to guide you, guide you down the rabbit +hole, down the rabbit hole, guide you down +the rabbit hole, down the rabbit hole." +It is a,"That Julian Assange Stinks +It is false and defamatory to suggest +That he’s tortured a cat or dog +It is false and defamatory to suggest +He don’t use cutlery or wash his hands +It is false and defamatory to suggest +He’s ever lived in a cupboard under the stairs +You can’t say that he’s a paedophile +Can’t say he’s a murderer +An antisemite or a racist +Can’t say he’s far left +Can’t say he’s far right +An anarchist or a rapist +It is false and defamatory to suggest +It is false and defamatory to suggest +That Julian Assange drinks to excess +It is false and defamatory to suggest +He walks around the embassy in his underwear +It is false and defamatory to suggest +That Ecuador asked him to +improve his hygiene +Because he stinks +and wears the same underwear every day +It’s false and defamatory to suggest +any of the previous +things that i just said 0" +"In 1861, the Mexican-American War was done","The Mexican Civil war and the Reform wars had all wrapped up +Benito Juarez was the Mexican president +And all these wars had left their treasury bankrupt +Juarez made a grand decree that no payment would be +Laid down on the debt due on all foreign expenses +But Spain, France and Britain sent naval ships a hittin +Demanding all their money or face the consequences +Britain and Spain negotiated and so they soon withdrew +But France had other plans +Napoleon the 3rd would not be deterred +He wanted to create +Latin empire in Mexico +That would favor French interests +The Second Mexican Empire, oh no +The French army was huge an 8000 man deluge +Moving through the countryside so efficient and swift +But near Loreto and Guadalupe, 4,000 Mexican troops +Defeated that French army the date was May 5th +So now we celebrate on that fateful date +Mexican culture all it's flair and all it's fun +But remember those brave dudes +Who would not be moved +Who took on the big bully and won" +The only thing that I can do Is,"be me and you be you Boys +and girls and women and men Won’t +be anyone like us again When +I saw you in my dream you were +driving a train You +had a look on your face but didn’t +have to explain Cuz +I knew Just +what you Needed +to do I knew When +I saw you in my dream you were +growing a tree I didn’t know if you +were the sky or the tree was me +I thought I heard the sound of a +nose on a grindstone I couldn’t tell if +it was someone else’s or maybe it was +my own" +Encyclopedia Frown,"is the baddest cat around Sails +the seven seas and takes the other pirates +down Spinach +all the way, makes her stronger every day +Cross her and Encyclopedia +Frown will make you pay Ahoy +mateys! Here +they come! Waggin’ +their tails and lookin’ so dumb They +bark, bark, bark but we cut our sails +Lock harpoons and release the whales The +baboon crew with their flags red and blue +Tried to steal our catnip, what we gonna +do? In +the blackest night by silent oar We +pick them up, toss them overboard! On +the island of the Cats, +the captains deliberate in their pirate hats But +deep in the jungle, a sound, a rumble +The lions and the tigers are bringing their +trouble Tails +are swishin’, kitties are hissin’, It +seems some booty has gone a-missin’ Encyclopedia +Frown took all the tigers down All +the lions bowed to Encyclopedia +Frown" +Russel Crowe,"Brad Pitt +Tom Cruise +Will Smith +Ryan Gosling +Johnny Depp +Justin Timberlake +aJohn Travolta" +Just be quiet for once in your life,"In a few minutes be loud as you like +But for now +Forget what you’re going to say +Do you feel that +In the stillness +It’s who you are +With no bullshit +In your chest the pain expands +You feel heat radiate in your hands +And your eyes +Are filling up with tears +You are not incomplete +You are stronger +Than you think you are +And you belong here +You may not +Be remembered +But you will never +Be replaced +You are more than the sum of your parts +Hear the drip drop of the melting snow +Tick tock goes the watch you feel the seconds glow +And the sun +Is banging down your door +Time is constant +It will outlast you +So just watch those feelings +Roll right past you +They do your bidding +But you have to feel them +Even when it sucks +All the bad things you ever did +Every single ancestor that ever lived +And they’re all +Forgiving you right here +They know +What you’ve forgotten +You can make mistakes +All is not lost then +You may not +Be remembered +But you will never +Be replaced" +"Oh, once there was a sailor bold, who","sailed the seven seas, His +name was Jack, +a hearty chap, but he had a secret +squeeze, He'd +walk the plank and swab the decks, his +spirit never ceased, But +deep within, he hid the pain of his +infernal beast. Heave +ho, me hearties, heave ho, With +rump rots and the bum grapes in tow, +Heave ho, me hearties, heave ho, The +fire of the sea, a pirate's woe! The +captain cried, ""Set sail me boys, we've treasure +to be found!"" But +poor old Jack, +he winced and groaned, and hobbled all around, +The crew did laugh and jest at him, +for the secret he did keep, But +the devil's eggs that plagued him so, would +give them all no sleep. One +stormy night, Jack +climbed the mast, to fix a tattered sail, +His sea cushions did ache and burn, his +face turned ghostly pale, He +cried aloud, ""Oh, Neptune's +curse, ye fiery seat of pain!"" And +the crew did gasp, for now they knew, +Jack's secret wasn't in vain. The +ship's doc came and tended Jack, +with potions, creams and prayers, ""Ye'll beat this +scourge, me hearty friend, and banish all your +cares,"" And +so they sailed through storms and strife, with +Jack's pain at their side, For +though he bore the crimson orbs, his spirit +would not hide. So +when you sail upon the waves, remember this +here tale, Of +Jack, the sailor with bum grapes, who conquered +every gale, For +life at sea ain't always smooth, there's trouble, +pain and strife, But +with courage, grit and fortitude, ye'll conquer it, +aye, that's the life!" +Wheeeeee,"Hey mosquito +Don’t bite my toe +Any way the wind blow +You’re never alright, oh +When you bite +You bite so hard +You’re sticking to me +In the yard +Hey little wasp-y +Don’t double cross me +I’m gonna toss thee +Up in a pine tree +Go back to your hive +And hide away +You won’t get out alive +If you come out to play +Bum bum bad um +Ma na da da da dum +Bum bum bad um +Ma na da da da dum +Bum bum bad um +Ma na da da da dum +Ba da dum da da dum +Ba da dum da da dum +Ba da dum da da dum +Hey little bumble +Let’s take a tumple +jungle rumble +Your stinger will crumble +If you sting me +Oh you will die +And I’m a gonna punch you +In the eye +Bum bum bad um +Ma na da da da dum +Bum bum bad um +Ma na da da da dum +Bum bum bad um +Ma na da da da dum +Ba da dum da da dum +Ba da dum da da dum +Ba da dum da da dum +Dummmm +Hey mosquito +Don’t bite my toe +Any way the wind blow +You’re never alright, oh +When you bite +You bite so hard +Sticking to me +There in the yard +Mosquito go away +I’m itchy +(Don’t forget to vote!)" +someday,"all the supermarkets +will be empty +all the oceans will be +algae +and your children will be screwed +someday +our collective data +will degrade +because our hard drives +weren't made +to last more than a few years +could have a cave dweller painting on the wall +known the painting he was painting was +gonna last +when we running out of food when the rain +doesn't come are we gonna learn and gonna learn +fast +someday +we're gonna up and move +far away +we'll seed a new +colony +in the far reaches of space +someday +we'll find new sources +of energy +and the deep long hum +of technology +will continue undisturbed +i know that nothing lasts +and that change is the only constant +still in a world that moves so fast +i long for something solid +someday +when the supermarkets +are empty +i'll look in your eyes +and i'll be +comforted by you +someday +we'll make some great +discovery +and it'll prove some long +held theory +that deep down we always knew" +Power dada,"Pose a question +Power dada +You answer me +Dada dada +Don’t use words +Dada dada +Speak visually +Dada dada +dot nyc +Start it up +Let it go +On the blockchain +Dada helps it grow +Don’t need to be +Good at art +To speak to me +Just use your heart +Dada dada +dot nyc +Everybody’s looking for the answer +But the question is hard to find +When you can’t even hear your mind +We may look +Different +The way we talk +Different too +Speak to me +Without your words +You’re just like me +I’m just like you +0" +!,"Every kind of snack you could want in the kitchen +Beer on tap and vine is the mission +Working hard shooting stop motion +Watch those claws don’t get too close man +Stacey Nightmare mixing in the crockpot +Play doh dookie just laying on the carpet +Mario and Sylvio getting in fights +It’s unpop mashable feeling all right +unpop mashable +unpop mashable +Pinot and his kid Makerbotting so rad +Josh Darnit being internet dad +Here is Tony not dancing to Pony +Sponsored by Samsung not by Sony +Birthday Salad conversatin’ +Hazelst is shake shake shakin +Crafty Chloe and Matt Post +They do each other’s voices the best the most +unpop mashable +unpop mashable +Plenty of supplies and things like that +Chris Melberger is showing off a hat +Everything Man being everything man +Rolling these green balls is a good plan +Annie organized it and we all came out +Matt Fogerty is sitting on the couch +Deer whale setting up the perfect shot +Mashable, Unpop Pete Heacock" +There’s a rock in the woods as big as a house,"Climb to the top and then jump back down +There’s things in life you never figure out +There’s a rock in the woods as big as a house +Can you hear the shaking leaves +The tress communicate with me +I cavort with kinds and queens +can you hear the shaking leaves +There’s a shark living in my pond +She sings to the moon when she thinks I’ve gone +She dances alone out on the lawn +There’s a shark living in my pond +There’s a rock in the woods older than time +Up and down all day I climb +She tells no secrets I say no lies +There’s a rock in the woods older than time" +When the night is full of wildfire and you are,"Stuck on a ship in the middle of it all +Call on your gods +Call on your gods +I'm sure they will save you +There's a mad king on the iron throne again +There's a mad king on the iron throne +And the night is one fire +The night is on fire +I'm sure they will save you +I'm sure they will save you +There's a queen, there's a queen she's across the sea +She's building an army +Dragons by her side +Fire in her eyes +I'm sure your gods'll save you +In the night in the cold in the north never sleeping +There's a power so great and terrible +Thieves and murderers keep the evil at bay +I'm sure your gods'll save you +I'm sure they will save you +There's a boy in the woods with the power to see +Boy with the power to see +Up in the heart trees +With the power to see +I'm sure your gods'll save you +There's a little man with hate in his heart +lifetime of pain and suffering +father's contempt +heart left empt +i'm sure they will save you +I'm sure they will save you +There's a woman there's a woman all dressed in red +On the arm of the king and in his head +In the fire she sees +The king he's gonna be +And I'm sure your gods'll save you +There's man so clever that nobody sees +His power spreading out just like a disease +Off in the east +He's been unleashed +And I'm sure your gods'll save you +There's a spider so deft so silent and still +Smooth as silk you will bend to his will +In the kingdom he's rare +He's the only one who cares +And I'm sure your gods'll save you" +Lame wisconsin ducks,"getting their ugly kicks +party of law and order no +naughty naughty no treats just tricks +to live outside the law +you must be honest i’ve heard +but what if you make the law +and break it with your words +if you don’t like the outcome +just change it in the night +power never surrenders +without a fight +even if democracy +is supposed to work that way +who cares about that though +fuck em that’s what they say +foxconn con job +patsys rule the land +stomping around they kingdom +and they don’t understand +whiz bang they’re being used +just like atlantic city +brazil and china too +it ain’t gonna be pretty" +The artist and the art,"The surgeon and the heart +The Moses and the part +The mother and the child +The vibes and the wild +The cashier and the smiled +Paper mache balloon +What are you getting up to +How high can you go? +The whisker and the cat +The vampire and the bat +The 3d and the flat +The algo and the brain +The commodity and the train +The distance and the plane +Dusty old pyramid +No one knows what you did +How long can you go?" +Leave me a song request in the comments,"Yeah it used to be the Thanksgiving +I always do song requests from the comments +I like to do the silly one often +with animals but you can leave whatever kind +of comet you want No +guarantees that I will sing it No +no no no no But +I'll be up in Connecticut +for a week or so so I'd +like to do some So +From the comments Yeah +Song request from the comments Yeah +Song request from the comments Yeah +from the comments" +I don’t have time to do All,"the daytime things That +I need to If +I were a vampire I’d +love this time of year I’d +take an evening stroll when the sky got +clear Daylight +savings makes no sense Give +me back those hours I demand recompense Recompense +I’m a morning person I never stay up +late And +when occasionally I do I don’t feel so +great So +the darkness makes me sleepy And +I feel like a party pooper I wish +I was like Mario +and I could just eat a mushroom and +be super Daylight +savings makes no sense Give +me back those hours I demand recompense Recompense +x3" +I don't live in the wood,"I don't live in the trees +I don't live where +I should +With a warm summer's breeze +But +I was so lonely there +I was envious of the suburban kiss +I was so lonely there +Everything +I did +I don't live where the green grass grows +I don't live where you move on +Every +Sunday morning +But +I was so lonely there +Lonely there +I was so lonely there and +I don't know if that's where we should go +I don't" +She did a lot of drugs,"Her eyes were pretty +She gave a lot of hugs +Calico fur and a toothy grin +I’ll remember her +How her head would swim +Vodka, Voddy +The redhead will miss you more than anybody +Vodka, Voddy +The redhead will miss you more than anybody +She was a vampire kitty +She did a lot of drugs +Her eyes were pretty +She gave a lot of hugs +Calico fur and a toothy grin +I’ll remember her +How her head would swim" +Federal Troops are invading Portland,"Sent by the fascist brand tycoon +Driving around in rented minivans +These cowards will try to grab you +And up walks Christopher David +NAVY sweatshirt and cargo shorts +The only protection he has against +The cowards using deadly force +And he stands before +wall of cowards as they move towards +Oh but he won’t budge +Though they strike him with their batons so much +He wants them to remember +The oath they swore +They are the domestic threat +T he beginning of a civil war +Retired from the Navy +He was a Lieutnant when he left +They doused him with pepper spray +And he sat down on a park bench +The fascists have a leader +And cowardly army crew +We’ve got moms, naked women +And Christopher +And the constitution too" +Silicon Valley Bank started over a poker game,"Every banks the same +Gambling with your money til it’s gone +Throw the CEO in jail +Into the belly of a whale throw the rest of them +Oh, and then +Put the money that they took back where it belongs +Jesus whipped the money changers +Out of the temple +And it’s time now we do the same +They take and lose your money +Then beg to be bailed out +To be a banker is to know no shame +To them it’s just a game +Greg Becker sold nearly 4 million dollars +Of company stock just two weeks ago +He’s the CEO +banker and a banker to his core +Bonuses went out just days before FDIC came in +It’s game to them +The depositors all deserve much more r" +Cooking,"Ohhh cooking +Yeah cooking +Ohh cooking +Ohh cooking +Ohh cooking +Ohh cooking +Ohh cooking +Cooking +Ohh cooking +Ohh cooking +Ohh cooking +Cooking +Ohh cooking +Yeah cooking +Ohh cooking +And then…" +dreamy sphere in the sky drifts down to,"the tent and soothes like a school dessert. +dreamy sphere in the sky drifts down She +had thought about falling But +when she heard the trumpets sound Then +she had found her calling Under +the big top She +made a big splash Down +down she dropped And +I just had to ask Why +don’t we soothe each other anymore Oh +miss lovely eyes Why +don’t we move each other anymore Oh +miss lovely eyes The +dreamy sphere shoots up again She’s +never coming back She’d +rather remain with her friends Points +of light on painted black Under +the big sky Put +on a big show But +I asked why Cuz +I just had to know" +Socialism for the rich,"Capitalism for the poor +Free speech if you’re connected connected +Most can’t won’t get through the door +Confirmation bias +Sits around every turn +Some want to save the world +Some want to watch it burn +Everything is busted +wild crumbling mess +Do you have some mustard +To spice up your distress +Socialism for the rich +Capitalism for the poor +Stop calling us heroes +And just pay us more +I’ve earned everything I’ve got +And you’re just a lazy leech +You’re working 3 jobs +And I’m sitting on the beach +Socialism for the rich +Capitalism for the poor +Welfare is bad +And also please ignore +The billions upon billions +We gladly accept +You can keep falling +We’ll take the safety net" +He’s the spiciest fire fightin’ caterpillar taming Fly,"froggy chili pepper the meta verse has ever +seen He’s +a hot takin’ OG +calling out the bullshit and a Sagittarius +with the courage to care In +a world of greed He +once saved Sandy +and her 20 cats From +a burning fire in the Metaverse +Everybody needs, everybody needs Rizzle +in their life He +wears a firefighting hat He +is fire, he’s a fire sign Everybody +needs, everybody needs Rizzle +in their life Wen +Rizzle coin he likes elephants and he’s the +spirit animal of the meta verse The +cent team thought he was a bot because +he was always the first To +seed everything I’d +love to be a Rizzle +and never grow up I’d +love to be a Rizzle +and never grow up" +Days are gone before they arrive,"Months go by in the blink of an eye +I am exhausted +Stop the presses +steady rhythm in my heart +Piece by piece I'm taken apart +I'm a helionaut +I deal in valves and clots +You got a different way of seeing +What it is to be a human being +I wanna be a human treeing +For whom time goes slow +Fly closer to the sun and closer +Feel slowly every fleeting emotion +You wanna go back there dontcha +But you''ll never go +You can never go back and it's a funny thing +Nobody knows why the time is acting +In such a linear way +It just makes knows sense +Back and forth like breath or waves +In deep dark caves or the light of day +If you could get it all back +Would you wanna retrack ?" +Little one-celled organisms learned a new way to,"eat They +started reproducing, they started doing their thing And +baby, that lead to you Baby, +that led to you And +sometime in a jungle, dinosaurs and mammals was +little mouse-like creature that could forsee the future +she stayed alive long enough to give birth, +but even that was tough baby, that lead +to you baby, that lead to you sometime +in the desert, there were tribal protohumans life +was very short for them and nasty and +brutish but there was a mother, there was +a father so baby, that lead to you +baby, that lead to you and sometime in +a cave in what is now Eastern +Europe there was a mother and her child +and then the child grew up they started +making fire one night , the flames grew +higher baby, that lead to you baby, it +lead to you on the banks of the +Nile beneath the cloudless sky above a horny +teenage couple fell into a whistful love their +parents didn’t approve but they would not be +moved baby, that lead to you baby, it +lead to you and not one died, not +one died, not one died before they lead +to you (2x) here the drum and drum +drum drum on the history continuum from the +ocean full of scum to the person you’ve +become call it accident or fate, but the +facts are simply plain baby, it all lead +to you baby, it all lead to you +here the drum and drum drum drum on +the history continuum from the ocean full of +scum to the person you’ve become call it +accident or fate, but the facts are simply +plain baby, it all lead to you baby, +it all lead to you" +I waited too late to do my song,"That’s a tune you’ve heard before +So now i’m spitting these rhymes at you +with a tiredness that lays me out on the floor +Do you wanna go to sleep +yeah +Do you wanna keep singing +no +Do you wanna go to sleep +yeah +Do you wanna keep singing +no" +Can you handle it,"Can you handle it +Light a candle for yourself every day +Light a candle for yourself every day +Can you handle it +Can you handle it +Put yourself back in the place where you know +Put yourself back in the place +When you know what you do +What you do +Can you handle it +Can you handle it +Pick up the pieces that you drop +When you don't know how you stop +When you go +When you have a feeling that you cannot +I oh can +I +Can +I +Can you handle it +Like a guitar attitude you hate +You little song that you sing +Can you handle it +Handle it +Can" +What did he know,"When did he know it +There’s a opportunity +Now don’t blow it +What did he know +About Flynn +And when did Trump talk +To Putin +Trump’s not working for nothing +He’s only working for Russia +What do they have on him +And please tell me when +We’re gonna see it +What did he know +When did he know it +There’s a opportunity +Now don’t blow it +Flynn can’t be the last +Trump’s up Putin’s ass +Keep the pressure up +Fight don’t wait +Wear them down +Till they can’t see straight +I wanna see it tumbling down +Heavy is the head that wears the crown" +Crawling on the floor just to please the algorithm,"But no matter what I do she looks away +Add another kid to the design of every morning +1000 times the struggle through the day +I’m ok +Disney hated Jews +Bored Apes and Kali Yuga +The more things change +The more they are the same +Now I have a lawn +But there’s always more that I want +How can I ever be satisfied +Taking my magnesium at night for better sleeping +Dream my ex and I are breaking up +Waking up and there’s my wife she’s handing me fish oil +I spend all morning burping it up +Hurricane is coming +Or it might just miss the coast +Tomorrow is a year +From 5000 days" +Afraid of the apocalypse,"Especially on days like this +Mood swings of mother nature +Look how she bends the future +The earth will be all right you know +Seen much worse than our freak show +But my grandkids and them after that +I’ll be dead and gone but I feel bad +Fear is not rational +Won’t respond to facts at all +You can’t convince it otherwise +Once it’s made up it’s mind +The earth will just keep turning still +Long after we’ve destroyed ourselves +I don’t know what I really fear +Shapeless, nameless getting near +I deal with it by writing songs +sense of space where I belong +In the sound vibrations humming +And in the strings I’m strumming +Black holes that sing to space +And all the matter they erase +Chasing that white whale +Death and birth on every scale +a" +She’s got a thousand things that,"She’s so good at +Not one of the thousand does she do, do, do +She says she’s searching for +Her super powers, yeah +But a super power’s gotta be used, used, used +And she’s my baby +And I wanna help +But there is nothing that I can say, say, say +She’s gotta find it +In her own time +I’ve got to learn just how to stay, stay, stay +So still +But I wanna tell her that it will be ok +Yeah yeah +That every single dream she’s got will someday come true +Yeah yeah +That all she’s got to do is try +And fail, and try, and fail, and do +Yeah yeah +But with each passing breath +All her power grows and grows +But the place she keeps her fear +Is where her superpower goes +She’s got ten notebooks filled with +All these great ideas +But I wanna see them made, made, made +Well is it just a +Fear of failure +She doesn’t need to be so afraid, ‘fraid, ‘fraid +She’s my baby +And I wanna help +But I think my words only sting, sting, sting +And I feel bad about it +But I just got to shout it +The woman I love can do anything, thing, thing +She wants, yeah +But I wanna tell her that it will be ok +Yeah yeah +That every single dream she’s got will someday come true +Yeah yeah +That all she’s got to do is try +And fail, and try, and fail, and do +Yeah yeah +But with each passing breath +All her power grows and grows +But the place she keeps her fear +That’s where her superpower goes +She took a chance on me +Ohhh oooh +She took a chance on me +And the chance she took, now +If you look you’ll see +But I wanna tell her that it will be ok +Yeah yeah +Every single dream she’s got will someday come true +Yeah yeah +That all she’s got to do is try +And fail, and try, and fail, and do +Yeah yeah +But with each passing breath +All her power grows and grows +But the place she keeps her fear +Is where her superpowers go +She’s my baby +Her super powers, yeah +She’s my baby +Her super powers, yeah +She’s my baby +Her super powers, yeah +She’s my baby +Her super powers, yeah +She’s my baby +Her super powers, yeah +She’s my baby +Her super powers, yeah" +I don't recognize my face all of the,"years all over the place and I don't +know who I am all my hair it +stands upon ends I could only be one +in infinity Nobody +can put my face back together again Together +again Open +up your heart make sure that you don't +start when they come for you when they +come" +Superphiz been banging this drum,"Everyday for years and months +Nethermind’s a minority client +But what if it had been Geth? +Client diversity +This is what makes us “eth” +Gotta switch away from Geth +If we’re gonna do this right +Coinbase and Lido too +Gotta pull that ol switcheroo +Too much power in one place +Gotta keep it decentralized" +Time I've,"got no time I've +got no time to rise on right now +Time I've +got no time I've +got no time to do anything anyhow I've +got no time to do a song I've +got no time to sing in I've +got no time I've +got no time I've +got no time oh but I've +got no time I've +got no time to sit in strum on +this guitar no time I've +got no time I've +got no time to go very very far +I've got no time I got no time +I've got no time I've +got no time I've +got no time Time +is a social construct that we all made +of Tonight +am too busy trying to relax into the +star I've +got no time I've +got no time no no Got +no time I've +got no time I've +got no time" +Both Scoots,"and the Squad +take a look back at the adventure of +building consensus in the time after the before, +the before time. Knock +knock knock On +the door On +the door On +the door In +the time After +the before Take +a look Take +a look Take +a take look look back Scoots +and the squad Stayed +right on track Should +should should You +go You +go Left +or right Front +or back I don’t know But +but but but but but If +you listen close You’ll +hear consensus forming like a ghost So +So so so so When +it seems That +life has come and ruined all your dreams +In the land IN +the land In +the land of tomorrow land You’ll +find what you need When +you don’t understand" +Steve takes the stage,"And the crowd is going wild +All the work’s been done +Every patent has been filed +Now it’s time to show the product +To the world +But just as he’s about to +Let it all unfurl +Buzzers, ask Steve +Buzzers, ask Steve +Buzzers, ask Steve +Buzzers +Ninja Steve, Ninja Steve +Moves so fast +You wouldn’t believe +Got so many tricks up his sleeve +He’s Ninja Steve +Ninja Steve, Ninja Steve +What you reckon he will plea +Many will come but one will leave +He’s Ninja Steve" +3 hour flight,"And a 3 hour car ride +With two kids and a toddler +3 hour flight +And a 3 hour car ride +That’s what we’re doing tomorrower +It’s been so long +Since we’ve flown with a 2 year old +That’s a real wild card +Then we arrive +And get our bags +And we hop into the car +Cuz it’s a +Will the flight be delayed +Will the car be unlocked +Are we gonna have a good time +Will I be anxious +Will I chill +I gonna lose my mind +On the" +You think you know what I want,"But you don't know what I want +Or maybe you know what I want +And you don't want me to know +That I know that you think you know +what I want +So you pretend sometimes +To not know what I want +I don't drink coffee +But I have bought Bonobos pants +I would never go to this festival +And it's obvious I'm an Apple fan +I do use Hootsuite +But I'd never pay for it +I've written a song +About a fake internet death +Anti-virus software, seriously? +You try to sell me credit cards deliriously +Do you think I'm depressed,00 do you really think that? +Discoverboating.com +Discoverboating.com +You kinda know me +Or maybe really know me" +Baby’s reaching out for something that he can’t catch,"Baby’s looking now for a way out from the madness +Baby’s trying too hard +Never gets too far +Singing in the corner +To himself +Baby’s reaching out for something that he will never quite catch +And he tries +And he tries +But he’s got that tired look in his eyes +And time flies +Every disguise +Only takes him further from the place he describes +Baby’s got a plan to put away the darkness +Baby’s understands the limits of his own mess +Baby’s in the Sistine +Talking to the old priest +Holding up a light seen +By the stars +Baby’s got a plan but it never seems to work +Baby’s on a boxcar heading for the mountains +Baby’s under water, diving for the diamonds +Baby’s gonna do it +Any way he view it +If he don’t go through it +Then he’s stuck +Baby’s up in heaven, crying with the angels" +),"Tonight, gonna put it all out on the table +Tonight, gonna make it plain, gonna make it plain +Gonna sit inside my bone cage +Where I've met every single challenge +Tonight, gonna make it all up for the lost time +It's sinister the way you flash those eyes at me +The movement of your body brings a grown man to his knees +Flat out on his back he +Is pious and devoted +Tonight, gonna leave it all behind +In the factory they're churning out hit songs +One by one they try to change the world +The color of envy looks +So very good on you +Tonight gonna break down all these walls" +We’re told that we need clarity,"Bitcoin, ether, lite coin, Bitcoin case +The SEC realizes it’s a security +Why did I name those four? They’re not securities. +Here comes Aaron Kaplan the industry mole +To say no further clarity is needed at all +Been around 6 years with no product to show +But this SEC attorney is your CCO +Paid millions to the people who did Long Island Ice Tea +shady broker with regulatory rap sheet +CCP affiliate leads your fund raise +And now you’re the first legal crypto exchange +day ago nobody had heard +Of Prometheum so it’s a little absurd +To see an exchange +At congress regurgitating Gary’s talk points +Is it Regulatory capture or a psyop mess? +Is Kaplan Gary’s new SBFF? +Why play ball with an unknown exchange +While suing Kraken and Coinbase?" +I stop for a feeling in my body,"But it’s not there, no it’s not there +My nerves can barely touch me +My bones don’t care, my bones don’t care +The headline says a life hack +Will lead to enlightenment +But I can’t even focus +For one goddamn moment +Where did my breath go +Where did my heart go +Where did my skin go +Oh no +Where did my bones go +Where did my butt go +Where did I go +Oh no +I stop again and try to feel it +With no success, with no success +Maybe this chai tea will reveal it +Oh what a mess, what a mess +This Starbucks cup of doom +Is likely to make me jump +But I’m alone in this room +And my heart forgets to pump" +Wrapped around the base of the flagpole,"There’s a man with a hole in his heart +He thinks he’ll disappear sometime tomorrow +He thinks his life will be ripped apart +He thinks that people will treat him +The way he’s treated them +And that’s unacceptable +So he’s bashing his head against the wall +Uh oh, uh oh +The world is changing +Uh oh, uh oh +No sure thing remaining" +"Beeple’s dicks, Beeple’s dicks","Everybody’s talkin bout Beeple’s dicks +Always big, always thick +What’s it mean about what’s in his jeans +It’s vile? Is It juvenile? +Is it smart commentary on the scary state of human beings? +(He does vaginas too) +Beeple’s dicks, Beeple’s dicks +Everybody’s talkin bout Beeple’s dicks" +I really don't feel like writing any words down,"I really don't feel like doing anything at all +What am +I +What am +I +What am +I doing +I really can't play piano that good +I really don't know what +I'm doing most of the time +So +I ask what +Alone +What am +I +What am +I +What am +I +What am +I +Feeling so stressed out so much strength +I'm about to walk out +What am +I +What am +I +What am +I +What am +I +What am +I +What am +I" +We interview founders and builders,"With focus on the tech and fundamentals +George and Luke have been friends since we they kids +We collaborate with the audience +To make scarce dank and creative gerbils +And Rudem00se is a force to be reckoned with" +Everything around you is decaying all the time,"Your plants will die and you will slowly lose your mind +Everything that’s happening is a swirling, whirling mess +Held together by prayers and the sins that we confess +Oh entropy, get your hands offa me +I am not your little play thing +To wind up and then discard +Oh entropy +When I’m finally set free +I will fling you into mt doom +So fast and so hard +Your head will spin +13.8 billion years ago or so +There was this big explosion that was all of us you know +Every single person, plant idea and every thought +Existing in that moment in a tiny moment so hot +And trillions of years later, everything is dead +The last black hole has breathed it’s final breath +And then there is nothingness forever and a day +Or maybe that is right now, it’s really hard to say" +He’s a devoted and fun dad,"Crack crack hatching baby birds +Vangundies +Harper and Ollie grabbing on to his legs +Quimby snuggling +Watching Basketball all day +Jackie Wilson, Elvis, Hip Hop and Johnny ace +Adam +He only sleeps four hours +Adam +He always wears the same clothes +Adam +Grows a beard in minutes +Adam +He loves mashed potatoes +From Iowa and that’s where he met his wife +But he is a New Yorker at heart +Works at Rock Star playing games all day +great photographer and a patron of the arts +Hard working and smart and very funny +Loyal to all his friends +With his black rimmed glasses +Let’s sing the chorus again +Adam +He only sleeps four hours +Adam +He always wears the same clothes +Adam +Grows a beard in minutes +Adam +He loves mashed potatoes" +Freedom and liberty and the,"American dream +The best is yet to come +The best is yet to come +President +Trump believes in you +Your choice is clear +They want to destroy this country and everything that we hold dear +He emancipates and lifts you up +America it's all on the line +Believe in yourself in +President +Trump +America you are qualified +The best is yet to come +The best is yet to come +The best is yet to come +The best is yet to come +The best is yet to come" +Zeb doesn’t like the New Republic and I agree,"The quiet frozen uncaring hand of bureaucracy +Indifference is just as bad as violence sometimes +Did the New Republic deserve to die? +Oh, The Galaxy’s a big place +(It’s very hard to rule) +An iron fist or indifference +(Neither one is cool) +All I know is the workers +(Should own the means of production) +Oh what a joke +(The New Republic, oh)" +Can survive 30 years without food or water,"Can survive the vacuum of space +Have been found in hot springs in the Himalayas +Have survived 5 major extinctions +Tiny little water bear is my friend +Doesn’t have to think about extinction +Is there something we can learn from you" +It was fall of 1995,"Scott Beale was sitting on an airplane +Pen in his hand and thoughtful expression +He was trying to come up with a name +By the time the plane landed +Hot damn he had it +And the rest, as they say, is history +Happy birthday Laughing Squid +18 years under your tentacles +You are always relevant +I read you everyday without fail +It started with a documentary +About Alonso Smith the artist +And then web design and web hosting +And of course the Squid List +But I found you with eyes agog +When I started to read your blog +Things I wasn't seeing anywhere else +Happy birthday Laughing Squid +18 years under your tentacles +You are always relevant +I read you everyday without fail +When I lived in the bay area +Where the fog is a misty blue +i would walk down market street +And i would see frank chu +And then I met scott beale +At arse elektronika" +cinematographer with the best of them,"Greg Thompson +He knows his cameras and also his lens +Greg Thompson +He's been my intern for a month and a half +He's one talented dude +just look at this graph +If you need a music video done +Look no further he's the only one +He'll conceive and shoot and edit and then +You'll say hot damn that Greg Thompson +is a talented man +Greg Thompson +He's why my videos have looked so good +Greg Thompson +He's why my videos have looked like they should +Greg Thompson +He goes to Bennington that's where I went +Gren Thompson +cinematographer with the best of them" +There’s money in the hot tub,"And a mouse in the drain +With careful reading +You can learn my true name +But nothing ever comes +To a man plays it safe +You gotta drag out your comfort zone +And blow it away +Banging your head +Against a wall +Expecting something other +Than a bloody skull +Madness in a nutshell +Get you committed +Take out your brain +Leave you dim witted +There’s a wandering haze +That lives in this city +It gets in your lungs +Makes sunsets pretty +I created that +And I keep it maintained +I make it beautiful +Before I take it away +You might think I’m cruel +You may say I’m unfair +With the gnashing of teeth +And the ripping of hair +But I’m just a guppy +Compared to the guy +You love so much +Up in the sky +He’s got ideas +He’s got the dirt +He’s got your soul +He’s got the hurt +He puts you on a pedestal +He puts you in chains +He drives you to the edge +And lets go of the reins" +I took a quiet journey,"I left behind my friends +I knew the path +I was walking +Would bring me back again +I didn't know exactly the way that +I should go +But the sky was up above me +The road laid out below 138 billion years 138 billion years +I took a quiet journey and +I did not expect the cicadas in my sweet tea +And the power they project +Lost in the commotion +I slipped out the back and +I continued walking +So much to unpack 138 billion years 138 billion years +I took a quiet journey through the pearls of despair +The top hat of anxiety +Was the only thing +I'd wear +Battling the elements +I'd rather have peace +Feeling like a soldier and +I'd rather be a priest 138 billion years 138 billion years" +The world outside is scary,"The world outside got nothing to show me +Don’t tell me all is well +You live in the depths of hell +You can’t unring that bell +I’m not coming out of my shell +I’ll stay where I know I’m safe +From fire flood and earthquake +You can’t just wish danger away +I can’t lose if I don’t play +You can’t take my shell away +I won’t come out, no matter what you say +But then she looked +And saw her friend +And she took one step +And then another again +And she had done it +She’d come out of that shell +But then an astroid plummets +And she died" +Everyone’s a pundit now,"We all think we know +Exactly how the future +Is going to go +We think we know the heart +That’s beating in our neighbors chest +But the truth of the matter is that we’ve +Never known our neighbor less +There are people that get paid +To be pundits on TV +And they are wrong about everything +Completely +There are people who’s job it is +To pundit for the NYTimes +They couldn’t be right about anything +If it meant their lives +So who do you think you are? +Stop prognosticating +No more 12 dimensional chess +There’s a world that needs saving +Right now +Everyone’s a pundit now +Looking to the past +But time moves in one direction +And consequences collide and crash +If you you’re looking for some comfort +Some kind of normalcy +God or whoever is laughing at you +Just like they’re laughing at me +If you felt safe before +You’ll never feel safe again +It’s always been an illusion +You just didn’t know better then +The best we can do is help each other +And be there when the tide +Starts to rise in the blackest night +In the fight for our lives" +When you're little everything's hard,"Every little thing catches you off guard +Swing for the fences, open up wide +When you're little, you cry cry cry +When you're little you got no say +You gotta do it everybody else's way +Wiggle your butt and open your eyes +When you're little you cry cry cry +When you're little you can't ask +For what you want so you just task +Your mama and papa to read your mind +When you're little you cry cry cry" +mystery sound,"far beneath the ocean waves +there is a mystery sound +and it's remained unexplained +for a long time now +oh, they call it the bloop +originating from…. +1500 hundred miles +west of the south chilean coast +this mystery sound +was picked up by sensors 3000 miles away +making it the most +powerful sound +ever recorded underwater +it lasted for just over a minute +and has not been detected since +and they've ruled out all human made sources +at this point it could be anything +from giant squid to chuthlu +me, i've got my money on leviathan sea horses +mystery sound +thank the flying spaghetti monster for +the mystery sound +it's so nice that on this earth +mysteries can still be found +i sleep better +knowing i don't know what is down there" +Everybody’s naked underneath their clothes,"And still you’re expected to just hold your nose +My eyes are getting blurry and I can’t see the words +To get me to stop, you gotta to kill me first +Because I’m doom scrolling +Yes, I’m doom scrolling +We live in a time of kings and queens +My friends keep popping up in my dreams +My finger caresses the gorilla glass +I don’t even see what’s going past +Because I’m doom scrolling +Yes, I’m doom scrolling +Never ever thinking’s there was danger in water +I’m a drinking just a guzzling down +Never dreaming that a scheming Zuckerberger and his posse +Was a watching me a gathering around +So this is how it all goes down +Not whimper or a bang, just a long fart sound +Don’t need a prophet or hindsight +It’s clear as day something isn’t right +Because I’m doom scrolling +Yes, I’m doom scrolling" +Off in some remote and dark recess of my mind,"There's a seven gun salute +And blood stained parachute +And a wood nymph playing flute from on high +Lumbering around is a golem made of dirt +He's got fire in his gut +And he won't stay put +He stains all kinds of soot on my shirt +I will not give into to the artifice and show +That builds up just below the surface +Cause no matter what I do +I will never have you +In my life the same way again +So breaking on the boundaries between pain and freedom's ring +thousand tiny knives +That cut and rend and ply +And burrow deep inside everything +Enough to make me cry out in a fit of broken words +They call me doctor worm +I could never do you harm +Take shelter form the storm and be my bird" +It’s my birthday,"It’s it’s my birthday +It’s my birthday +It’s it’s my birthday +It’s my birthday +It’s it’s my birthday +Today is my birthday +It’s my birthday +It’s it’s my birthday +It’s my birthday +It’s it’s my birthday +It’s my birthday +It’s it’s my birthday +It’s my birthday +It’s it’s my birthday +It’s my birthday +Today I’m 30 +Things are great +They’re going pretty well +I’m getting older +And I embrace it +I got gray hair in various places +Uh, uh, uh +It’s my birthday +Another year down +They go so quick +Like lickety split now +Maybe I got another 60 years or so +And then I’ll die +Unless medical science can somehow keep me alive +It’s my birthday +It’s it’s my birthday +Oh +It’s my birthday +It’s it’s my birthday +Yeah +It’s my birthday +It’s it’s my birthday +It’s my birthday +Goddamn my birthday +It’s my birthday +It’s it’s my birthday +Fuck yeah now +It’s my birthday +Hey" +Little tiny leaf shaking on a tree,"Hanging on for dear life in January +I don’t think she’ll ever fall down +She’s stronger than me, crunchy and brown +She’s above the street watching us walk +Hurrying and scurrying big human talk +She probably wonders why we’re so fraught +The state of the world, she takes a snap shot +Her ancestors +And my ancestors +I think they used to be friends +At the very least +They used to communicate +Around the light that bends +I just noticed another tiny leaf +little ways off from the first +It’s a cloudy day, and there’s no rain +Do they feel hunger or thirst +Hey sister, through hurricane force +Through bonafide blizzard conditions +We’ve held on through it all +I’m comfortable with our position +Little tiny leaf shaking on a tree +I can help but anthropomorphize thee +I’ve got all these feelings and nowhere to show em +I’ll put them on you, and the wind can blow em +Sometimes I forget that planets exist +The world feels like it’s the size of my fist +heart beating fast or slow is the extent +Of what I am aware of, how my body is bent" +I can see your bright ideas,"Flashing in the night time +Every simple foot step +Another way for me to find you +You choose +What you choose +Throw another coin in +To the fountain thats bubbling +It'll overflow +All the water in the pipes +is wasting away +Chasing away +All hope of a home in this neck of the woods +You can see the ending +It's like a little pin prick +But it cuts your heart +In the most satisfying way +You choose +What you choose +Can you make it so I don't see +The laundry list of my worrying +Can you make it so I only see +The righteous and the beautiful +Can you make so I don't have to choose +Or better yet so I know how to choose better" +"Today, we're gonna clean the space We're","gonna make it so, so clean It's +gonna be so so amazing Today, +we're gonna clean the space We're +gonna make it so so clean It's +gonna be so so amazing Said +today, we're gonna clean the space We're +gonna make it so so clean It's +gonna be so so amazing We're +gonna clean the space And +maybe gonna paint Maybe +gonna paint all the walls Maybe +gonna paint all the walls Paint +all the wall My +old paint all the wall My +old paint all the wall Paint +all the wall My +old paint all the wall Today +We gonna clean the space We're +gonna make it so so clean it's gonna +be so so amazing" +You can’t play by the rules,"When they don’t apply to everybody +You’ve got to break the law +When it doesn’t apply to you +And it’s best not to judge +From the comfort of your couch +Until you have been through +What somebody else has been through +Everybody’s born +Not wanting to hurt anybody +You have an instinct +To help someone in need +But you believe your mind +When it leaves all that behind +In favor of some dark thought +That makes it hard to see +When a city is on fire +Sometimes you’re sympathetic +If a sports team is involved +That’s boys just being boys +But when the final straw +Breaks through the dark and quiet +You sit there on your couch +And you call it a riot +When your attention turns +To the next city in crisis +The cities you’ve condemned +Will be right where they’ve been +Sagging beneath the weight +Of your hatred or indifference +History will decide +Which one’s the greater sin" +I got nowhere to sit My,"guitar's out of tune I've +been going My +car's got no more room so I'll +just make one up on the spot I +can't be bothered to tune my guitar when +it comes to my rooming I'm +like a sad car so I'll +just sit down on this guitar case make +one up on the spot again 10 years +that's a long time each little song might +only be something that's not really mine But +I know oh no Any +other way so I'll +just sit here and make one up on +the spot to the day I see you" +"We took a car, we took a bus,","we took a plane, and a train, and +then we took another car, 1800 miles, 1800 +miles. We +spent 16 hours traveling across this country fair. +We took a car, and a bus, and +a plane, and a train, and another car, +1800 miles. And +now we're in another state. And +I'm so tired, I can't see straight. 1800 +miles, 1800 miles. And +now we're in another state." +No more bugga bugga,"No more tickle tickle +Jo Jo got the message +And he don’t wanna be a pickle +Well Jo Jo won’t bug you anymore +And from now on he’ll be nice +No more bugga bugga +No tick, or roach, or lice +Somebody’s doing something +That you don’t want them to do +It’s so good to tell them to stop +Because the boss of you is you +And Jo Jo didn’t mean to offend +So please forgive Jo Jo +And give him a great big hug +Because he loves you so, so +No more bugga bugga +(Bugga bugga) +No more tickle tickle +(Tickle tickle) +Jo Jo got the message +(Message message) +He don’t wanna be a pickle +(Pickle pickle) +No more bugga bugga +(Bugga bugga) +No more tickle tickle +(Tickle tickle) +Jo Jo got the message +(Message message) +And he don’t wanna be a pickle +No no" +"కెముటాట్ౚ కెట్మ ¡క్సాప్ల్ంర఼్ుసి! ᗕᗲᗲᗲᗜᗲᗲᗱ ᗕᗲᗲᗲᗲᗱ, ᗕᗲᗲᗲᗱ, ᗕᗲᗲᗲᗱ, ᗕᗲᗲᗲᗲᗲ,","ᗕᗲᗲᗲᗲ, ᗕᗲᗲᗲ, ᗕᗲᗲᗲ, ᗕᗲᗲᗲ, ᗕᗲᗲᗲ, ᗕᗲᗲᗲ, ᗕᗲᗲ, ᗕᗲᗲ, +ᗕᗲᗲ, ᗕᗲᗲ, ᗕᗲ� ត៭៉៸ᐙៜこの ឈᑐ៮៬៩�illä ឰះទ៮� directing ភ៾ទ៼ក៲� +because ភ១៶ទ ក់ទ ពៜ�壠៻ក� 있 � licensed ឣៀក៬យ +and I'm +playin' the drums, I'm +playin' the drums, playin' the drums, but I +got no rhythm, rhythm, rhythm I'm +playin' the drums, I'm +playin' the drums, but I got no rhythm, +rhythm, rhythm, rhythm, rhythm." +i just get excited when i'm making a song,"and i hear drums in my head going boom boom +and i hear piano too going ding ding ding +and i want to make it real +and i love this space +and coming here every day +writing another song +and writing another song +the acoustics are great +but they permeate +and so i''m sorry if I make too much noise +I’m sorry +I’m sorry +I’m sorry +I’m sorry +i know that you got work +that you got to do +and my noise making +is annoying you +and i'm sorry +I really am sorry +I’m sorry +I really am sorry" +"I was tired, I’m wide awake","I heard it on the radio +Put on your snow pants +Come on, let’s go +No school, no school today +Let’s see how many forts we’ll make +The plow’s plowed snow 20 feet high +Start digging, I’ll see you on the other side +Mom, I’m missing all the fun x4 +Can Jonathan come out to play? +There’s no school today +The snow’s piled high +And everybody’s asking why +Cause Jonathan’s got the flu +And he’s curled up eating chicken soup +Maybe in a little bit +He’ll feel better and up to it +But for now he needs his rest +No school, no school today +Don’t listen to what they say +They say we’re too young to know +But I love you +Put on your snow pants +Come on, let’s go +We’ll build a home out of the snow +We’ll build a family out of snow +Snow, snow, snow" +When the streets are flooded and there’s nowhere to go,"And you’ve lost just about everyone you know +When you’re feeling depleted and lonely and scared +Don’t you dare forget about self care +It’s a razor thin thread holding back the dark +You’ll be sucked in if you let down you guard +Swim in the ocean, or swim anywhere +Don’t you dare forget about self care +When the ice has all melted and the roof caves in +And there’s no going back home again +When you reach inside of you and find nothing there +Don’t you dare forget about self care" +Monkeys are in my brain,"Aliens stole my heart +No part of me remains +The way it was at the start +And i do my best +Every single day +To tell it like i see it +But most of the time +What I see +I don’t believe it +Turtles all the way down +And sandpaper after that +Listen close you’ll hear the sound +Of a crazy scared avalanche" +When someone’s upset,"Always tell them to calm down +The battle for happiness +Is won with iron and stone and you should never reflect +If you are poor +You should just work harder +And everyone will always get what they deserve +So just work harder +Work work harder +Beat yourself up +For every mistake +Throughout your life for all time and take it to your grave +Never try +To see it from +Any one else’s point of view +What do their feelings matter to you" +Out in the woods on a clear Sunday morning,"I hear a whistle without any warning go +The crunchedy crunch of the leaves +Underneath my shoes +She’s grinning, she’s hidden +And oh my God I’m smitten +The bird that invented the blues +(whistles) +His and hers binoculars +That find the birds a-nesting +life ambition, only mission +One and only quest, and +The depths of the darkest wood +I’m fooled by an elaborate ruse +She’s tiny, she’s hiding +And oh my God she’s wily +The bird that invented the blues +(whistles) +Look up in that sycamore tree +Is that a robin with her chicks? +Where could that bird be? +I wanna sample her for a remix +The rain is falling now +It gives us all a rinse +I’ve waited my whole life +To catch a single glimpse +But I won’t be deterred +By the weather that’s sent to abuse +She’s somewhere, I don’t care +I’ll spend my life in despair +The bird that invented the blues +(whistles) +Corner of my eye +I spy a deep blue feather +As luck would have it +respite from the weather +Staring down at me +Looking just like the daughter of Zeus +I’m thinking that she’s winking +As I’m sinking in the quicksand +The bird that invented the blues +(whistles) +Up in heaven I speak to Peter at the gate +He’s not sure they have the space to allocate +I say “Hey man, I did my best +I had a dream that I didn’t refuse +But she played me, I’m crazy +And damn she is amazing +The bird that invented the blues.” +(whistles)" +I’m trying to write a bad song,"It’s not very good +It should be not very good +I’m trying to write a bad song +I’m trying, I’m trying +I’m trying, I’m trying +It should be easy +To write a bad song +It should be easy +To do everything wrong +It should be easy +To write a bad song +It should be easy +To do everything wrong +So +I’m trying, I’m trying +I’m trying, I’m trying +Everything wrong +Everything wrong +And it’s short +Too" +CoinTelegraph intern went long,"sent tweet, and just quit his job +SEC approves winking when you say ""NFA"" +I can't believe this worked tbh +i honestly hope the etf was not approved, +and you're all sharing fake news, +that's the best case scenario for me +bang bang mfs +gm to everyone especially the Cointelegraph intern +BTC DEGODS SPOT ETF APPROVED (source: saw it in a dream)" +Willie Fire,"Muller or won't he fire Mueller +It's reality TV +but it's reality TV +that concerns the whole country Will +he or won't eat We'll +never know until we know and then we'll +know What +will you do Where +will you go When +he fires Mueller +when he fires Mueller +Then he fires Mueller +when he fires Mueller +when he fires Mueller +O Constitutional +crisis oh everybody getting all upset oh getting +all in the streets that's where I wanna +be when he fires Mueller +oh when he fires that Mueller +O that crazy orange Cheeto +with all the power of the presidency Making +our country into reality TV +O O +O O +o o O +Mueller Collusion's +not a crime Obstruction +of justice but collusion's not a crime and +I'm so sick so sick of all of +it Just +want it to be over Want +it to be over Wanted +to be over Want +it to be over Muller +Mueller Mueller +Muller" +My brain,"My brain is shrinking +I don't know what +I'm thinking +I don't know what +I'm doing +I don't know what +I'm going to +My brain cannot process information what a mess +I don't know what +I'm saying +I don't know where +I'm sailing to you maybe the world's too loud maybe +I'm just going down maybe it's just something else +My brain is on the other side of the world and +I cannot find a substitute for it +Nor where the going in +I'm going to +I write two songs with the same title +What the fuck brain +I don't know why it's happening and +I don't +Nowhere +I am going to" +Men in shorts are disgusting Few,"things I'd +rather see less Sitting +next to men on the subway in the +summer in shorts It's +repulsive Men +in shorts are disgusting Few +things I'd +rather see less Sitting +next to men on the subway in the +summer in shorts It's +repulsive The +first time I ever saw platform shoes I +felt sickened They +want to die I wish we could let +them die Yoga +pants Warby +Parker Clothes +don't really fit you unless they're made for +you Men +in shorts are disgusting They +look ridiculous I just as soon see someone +coming towards me with a hand grenade I +see my friends on the phones with their +30 year old kids and they're talking about +feelings And +when these grown children go out into the +world they expect attention and they're very disappointed +What's the point of being young if you're +not gonna make new things It's +their job to innovate but they're not holding +up their end Men +in shorts are disgusting Few +things I'd +rather see less Sitting +next to men on the subway in the +summer in shorts It's +repulsive Men +in shorts are disgusting They +look ridiculous I just as soon see someone +coming towards me with a hand grenade Men +in shorts are disgust Insurance +are disgusting It's +repulsive It's +repulsive" +"Some men make proclamations, just shout then from","on high Some +men walk up to the brink of death +and stare it in the eye Some +men toil beneath the earth, tired, shoveling coul +Every man is responsible for his own soul +Some men are successful and some men are +meek Some +men witness abuse and turn the other cheek +Some men are anonymous and some are CEOS +Every man is responsible for his own soul +Some men are independent, from the first unto +the last Some +men are wholly owned by Conde +Nast Some +men talk of choice and lose sight of +the goal Every +man is responsible for his own soul Some +men use their power to fight for what +is right Some +men use their power to rile up and +incite Some +men use their power to provide shelter to +the trolls Every +man is responsible for this own soul The +universe was born and the universe will die +Governments rise and fall in the blink of +an eye Meanwhile +right now someone’s being harassed into a hole +Every man is responsible for this own soul" +There's something about this season that's great for,"misdirection You're +thinking about something and suddenly reflection what kind +of person am i, what kind do i +want to be? where do i fit in, +what's waiting out there for me and the +christmas songs on the radio don't help and +the tinsel lights everywhere you go don't help +and the sounds of sleigh bells ringing don't +help and hark the angel singing definitely doesn't +help christmas pudding i'll just eat this christmas +pudding I won't overthink it take this egg +nog drink it christmas pudding i'll just eat +this chirstmas pudding i don't even know you +but i will mistletoe you the end of +the year approaches and it's time for reassessing +but whether i've grown at all is for +anyone to be guessing it's like a mass +delusion, we're all feeling kind of stranges there's +something in the air that makes us want +to change and the christmas songs on the +radio don't help and buying gifts for everyone +you know don't help i just want to +take a nap but i don't think that +would help cause i'd wake up christmas morning +then it's over and it's too late" +Daddy runs errands,"Mommy takes a nap +Daddy writes his song +When he gets back +Mommy's still sleeping next to you +Daddy lays down he's tired too +Life will go on like this +Everyday it changes +Time will make us grow +And melt big mountain ranges +You start crying you want some milk +Mommy's got her boobs out you get your fill +Daddy's gonna change your diaper now +Mimi's sleeping on the couch +Daddy's gonna hold you in his arms +He loves you exactly the way you are +He'll love you no matter what you do +You're part of him and he's part of you" +i'm not sure just who he is,"and where he's from nobody knows +he's looking for himself +and when he finds him +that's when he's gonna shout +i've made the connection!" +There's a cold going round,"Ol new york town +And a stomach flu to boot +I only got one +i'm all stuffed up +i hope i don't get the other too +i don't wanna be sick +i don't wanna be sick +i hate being sick whoa oh +i wanna get better +so i'll just lie here +and not get sick no mo" +30 to 50 feral hogs,"I’m only writing this song for the retweets +a little hit of dopamine +To take the edge off +To take the edge off +30 to 50 feral hogs +Does anyone remember the llama +Laurel and yanny +Little bit of dopamine +To take the edge off +30 to 50 feral hogs +Believe it not we play in the ball pit +Instead of the orchestra pit +We’ve crapped on ourselves +30 to 50 feral hogs +Oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink +Little hit of dopamine +Take the edge off +Oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink" +Are you gonna listen to my song while,"we're singing Are +you gonna take me long Are +you gonna bring it Are +you gonna take me where I want to +go Are +you gonna take me where no no oh +is the truth Are +you gonna put me to bed Are +you gonna come sleep with me Are +you gonna put ideas in my head about +the way things should be I don't know +why you come around I've +got nothing I've +got nothing to offer you but time can +you hear can you hear that Oh +banjo picking can you hear can you hear +that squawking Chicken +sounds like they know what they want and +they know what they don't and they know +what they will do and what they won't +buy next year Once +in a while Once +in a while you call my name Once +in a while while Once +in a while you call my name Are +you going to listen to my song Are +you going to sing with me Are +you going to go to the beach in +the middle of winter when it's so cold +I got I got something to tell you +I got something to tell" +The real world is just a fantasy,"4 million people trying to get you down +Trying to do you wrong +Trying to do you harm +There’s only one way +That you can be free from all the struggle +Of everyday life +And all the puddles of disingenuousness +I don’t wanna be +Just another me +There’s no novelty +And it’s not on key +Hey oh oh +Ain’t life wonderful +Hey my my +In the blink of an eye +It’s gone +Ohhh +Oh ee ah oh +Oh ee ah oh +Oh +Oh ee ah oh +Oh ee ah oh +Oh" +The ship of life sails on the sea,"powered by the winds of opportunity +someone just said thanks to me +like a fashion show at Applebee's +life is just a tumbling weed, roaming the desert looking for +a lighthouse with a starfish painted on the side +Round Two +Babe ala bae day. +Scotsman in Tokyo. +Tangerine and lemonade +Biggle bottle Biggle bottle boo +I dont want to wake up +Biggle bottle Biggle bottle boo +I want to rest all day +The blood of the warrior pumps through these veins. +My sword is soaked in your essence. +Oh come on. It'll definitely fit. +""All this happened, more or less."" +if you close your eyes, sometimes you really do just fall +i am aroused +What made me think that was a good idea? +wha wha what a night +it's one week and I'm spent. +One week until Easter. +I can't wait because for Lent, +I gave up kissing you on the keister. +Eleven hours. +Eleven minutes. +That's my favorite number wooo" +"I told, I told you this would happen","Now all your shits on the bed +Now there's a note on the table +I already know what it says +I Told You +You didn't want to listen +Told you this day was gonna come +Now you know what I'm saying +As you're watching me run +I Told You +You should have believe me, I told you the truth +Now I am the asshole +And you just smiled, and nodded your head +Now I am the asshole +Damn you got what you deserved +selfish asshole +But I'll miss the head +You gave me in bed +So thank you for that +It was worth it +RJCorso" +Oh no! The internet's out!,"What the hell do I do now? +4G tweeting at Time Warner +Is it wide spread or just my corner? +Got a tweet back, look at this +I got things to do, I go memes to gif +Tech dispatched no ETR +My head is spinning, I've got width drawl +Please bring back my internet +I can't function without it +Please bring back my internet +I decide to make some lunch +Watch tv maybe write some stuff +Wanna pay some bills but they're online +And i'm going out of my mind +Stomp around the room in anger +Plead with god he won't lift a finger +I feel like I'm fading away +I'm nothing without the internet" +Once upon a time,"He’d put your head on a spike +Once upon a time +He’d just do what he like +But here in the modern times +He does his slaying online +He’s the fatviking +He’s not afraid +To tell it like it is +He’s not afraid +To share his knowledge +He’s 100 percent transparent +In everything he does +He’s the FatViking +Once upon a time +He stab you with a sword +But now daysr +He uses his words +He really believes +In strong communities +He’s the fatviking" +What do you want to leave behind,"secret message from the depths of your mind +note in a bottle in the rushing river it +Goes out with the tide, your patronus will deliver it +rabbit +stag +rhino +cat +Your patronus +Will carry your message +horse +frog +They’ll be here +When you’re gone +Your patronus +Will carry your message +If you left something unsaid +You want to tell your boyfriend after you’re dead +You don’t want to spend your days as a ghost +Send that message by Patronus post" +I got to write this song before the,"kids get back Get +back from the playground, get back from the +playground Sitting +here at my desk staring at my screens +Doors in the background, doys in the background +Everyday I wish I had more, more to +give you More +life to live you, more melody to sing +you But +everyday I'm +stuck with just minutes to bring you The +seconds to ring you to give you, give +you, give you, that's all" +"You can do it, you can do it for free","Use your domain as your ENS through GoDaddy +It’s been possible for a long time +To import your domain into ENS +But the gas fees were so high +Due to the large amount of data-write +But now the DNS records can be verified +On demand by an off chain oracle +ERC thirty six sixty eight made it possible +So you can do it for free +You can do it, you can do it for free +Use your domain as your ENS through GoDaddy +Dot com, dot org +dot IO any TLD your +Little heart desires +Crypto enabled +With just a few clicks +This is ENS" +"On the other side of this, on the other side","You never know what you find with this +Never know what you find +Could be something new with this +Could be what you expected +On the other side of this +There's no way to detect it +You just gotta push on through +You come face to face with +Something new +Something that fills all the spaces +Just push on through to the end +Just push on through to the end +The end +Push on through to the end +Push on through to the end +The end +The end +The end" +Peace in the Middle,"East, she said I meant muffin I backed +my car into a lake I jumped off +of a balcony And +then I did the creased pants Cats +can't cry oh cats can't cry Can +it be a song about a squirrel? There +probably aren't enough songs about squirrels And +we dunked so hard I dunkt'er dringo dink +dungle This +is the tweet i'd like to submit my +badger unicorn is watching me in a very +bad mood is green, oh god is green, +why does it have to be green giraffes +for wings" +"Swallow it up, swallow it whole","Never be fresh or rest control away +Every new idea consume +Price is right +To will to bloom at somebody’s will +I’m so tired x8 +Package it up, make it move +Transition is always smooth +And no one can resist +How can I grow if I know? +All I’ve shown is serves to throw me off of the track +I’m so tired x12 +Of all of this crap" +The ocean waves outside my window,"Takin a vacation I need one +I’m not good at not doing nothing +Still gotta write my song about something +Really tired from all that driving +And playing in the sand and the hot sun +Ate too much and i’m gonna explode +Let me forget what I need to get done +Lift the mattres put on the railings +So the baby isn’t falling +In the middle of the night off the bed so high +Hotel rooms good work with us +They don’t have a hot tub here +Bummed me out cuz they’re the best +Got a book that I want to read +Got a few days just to rest +No cell service that’s a good thing +Internet’s slow as all get out +Won’t be long before I’m jonesing +Gotta break through if I’m gonna make it +You remember me but I don’t +Think that I remember you +That’s ok I’ll be your friend +Cuz that’s just how I do" +Song that'll end up tokenized on the blockchain,"with me Let's +do this Gather +around gather around Can +I have the instrument mic on Okay +everybody crowd around So +he's gonna He +stands back So +you just try to get everybody all at +once Okay +here's how this is gonna work I've +actually never I've +never done this before in this way So +what we're doing is I'm +just gon I'm +going to sing a phrase and you guys +are just going to sing it back to +me and we're going to do that a +couple times and then the chords are going +to be super simple The +whole thing is going to be simple and +I'm going to do that a couple of +times And +then you guys are going to in turn +just start decentralized So +I'm going to sing a phrase sing it +back Sing +a phrase sing it back and then at +some point one of you is going to +sing a phrase and we're all going to +sing it and that way we're going to +write a song together That's +how it's going to work That's +how it works in decentralized too right Whoever +shouts allows Okay +who am I Who +am I Who +are you Who +are you What +are we What +are we doing Do +Doing do I don't know I don't know +I don't know what's going on What's +going on Who's +in charge Who's +in charge Look +at me Look +at me You +guys got me Super +rare Super +rare Dr +Dr Yeah +Whistle wiggle whistle whistle Wiggle +wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle Waka +waka wa Dance +dance dance dance dance Dank +dank dank dank dank dank dank Dance +dang dang Thank +you thank you thank you thank you thank +you Tell +Nazi this is a song about Nazi" +How did all the pain I felt,"Just become some stories I tell +Just become some life advice +Safe from the pain with time +Lalalalala +When the dishes need doing and a diaper change +I can’t access teenaged pain +It’s not like the fire’s gone out +Just buried by bills and a busy house +Lalalalala +Look at old journals and cannot see +How was that me at 17 +But it’s the same things I still believe +Endless wars and killing machines +Lalalalala" +I couldn't sleep last night,"Cause +I had a fever in my brain +I went downstairs and +I took some +Advil and +I couldn't sleep +All the same +I thought +I was feeling better +But it turned out +I wasn't +I went to bed thinking +I was alright +Now +I'm sitting here trying to do my song +Just improvising whatever comes out +Whether it's right or wrong +Oh yeah yeah yeah yeah +I don't got a fever +It only shows up at night +So far it isn't quite a very high fever just 99 +But song +A day doesn't stop +When you got the sickness running through your blood +Song of day doesn't stop +Not for rain sleet snow lightning or mud" +His countenance is toxic All,"bravado blustery He's +been scamming on the Internet +since the turn of the century The +saddest part is it's not just him but +his whole community He's +what the wider world thinks of when they +think of n Don't +want him here Don't +want to see his stupid beanie hat And +you'll defend him just as long as he'll +pump your bag But +you'll regret it You'll +regret it You'll +regret it in the end Because +it's all that he knows how to do +He'll be scamming you you He'll +be scamming you In +this house we know that interview answers a +dirty word To +blindly follow someone on account Fuck +man that's so absurd Y +O R +Y O +R People +never So +snakes like him can slime it up and +give us all bad names Ooh +ooh Don't +want him here Don't +want to see this stupid beanie hat You'll +defend him just as long as he'll bump +your bags But +you'll regret it yo You'll +regret it You'll +regret it in the end Cause +it's all that he knows how to do +He'll be scamming you He'll +be scamming He'll +be scamming you He'll +be scamming it all Don't +want him here Don't +want to see that stupid beanie hat You'll +defend him just as long as he'll pump +your bags You'll +regret it yo Yo +Regret it You'll +regret it Yeah +yo You'll +regret it yo You'll +regret it You'll +regret it in the end Cause +it's all that he knows how to do +He'll be scamming you Ah +I'm tired" +gotta,"Fight fight fight fight fight +For what you believe in +What do you believe in baby +Imma fight! give it all I got out on the lawn +When I’m +Right right right right right +I will leave you screaming +What you gonna do about it baby +Take that broken heart and just move on +Punch punch +Thwack I hit ya +What we fighting about again +I can’t remember +But I’m gonna bash your brains +It doesn’t matter +Punch punch +Smack a ding dong" +Put a butterfly in the jar Watch,"it fly away Put +a butterfly job Then +watch it tell you what it say she +said don't be so cruel she said don't +be so cruel Right +now and I say hey, hey. I say +hey, hey. I said hey, hey. I said +hey, hey. I put the butterfly in the +jar and then it fly away she said +take another trip down to the place that +you long forgot Go +down to the coffee shop where they need +to give it a knock They +said don't be so cruel all that gunpowder +in your face they said don't be so +cruel I will give you we just a +little taste and I say hey, hey. I +say hey, hey. I said hey, hey. I +said hey, hey. Don't +put that butterfly Canary +in a coal mine Once +I was a child but Now +I'm oh 40 years old once my hair +was there but now I'm +getting very old You +gotta be kind to yourself if you wanna +live among the stars. You +gotta be something more than you ever were +before Than +you ever. And +I say hey, hey, hey, hey. I say +hey, hey. I said hey, hey. Don't +look a gift horse in the mouth Cuz +she might just come around again Around, +around, around Well +some people say that you can't get out +what you put back in some people say +That you won't ever get to the beginning +But you know just what you are And +you know just what you ain't You +hear the voice Inside +of you It's +so distinct but it's so faint And +I say hey, hey, hey, hey. I say +hey, hey. I said hey, hey." +Everything is going wrong,"And anyone with any sense can see the reason +There are major corporations +With more rights than any human +It’s all backwards +They fund our democracy +And every single way they can +It’s time that somebody stood up +‘Cause someone’s gotta stick it to the man +You gotta stick +Someone’s gotta stick it to the man +You gotta stick +Someone’s gotta stick it to the man +So you got Anonymous +And WikiLeaks +And that’s a start +And I support them +Even though I don’t agree with +Every single thing they do +I still support them +I feel so powerless +They’ve got this gross, greedy cynical plan +But it’s up to us to disrupt it +Yeah someone’s gotta stick it to the man +You gotta stick +Someone’s gotta stick it to the man +You gotta stick +Someone’s gotta stick it to the man +I said +Someone’s gotta stick it to the man +When I say “they” +I’m not trying to be mysterious +I’m talking ‘bout Goldman Sachs +And Bank of America +They just rule over us +Now I’m not a conspiracy theorist +And you don’t have to be to see +That there’s something not quite right +At the heart of our democracy +Because they’re +They’re throwing people in jail +For not paying their debt +They’re taking over whole towns +Like Benton Harbor Michigan +I’m talking left and the right +They’re all in on the march +So go out, and do something drastic +Something peaceful +Something big +To get their attention +There’s a great big flood a’comin’ +And it’s gonna change the world +Can you feel it +Gonna change it for the better +Or the worse +I think it’s up to us to choose it +Well they made their vision clear +Now it’s time we took our stand +I don’t wanna be afraid anymore +It’s time for us to stick it to the man +C’mon and stick it +C’mon and stick it +C’mon and stick it +Someone’s gotta stick it to the… +C’mon and stick it +C’mon and stick it +C’mon and stick it +Someone’s gotta stick it to the… +C’mon and stick it +C’mon and stick it +C’mon and stick it +Someone’s gotta stick it to the MAN" +Birthday songs,"Or a song about cats +Anniversary songs +Or a song about hats +song about love +song about science +song about algae +song babies or giants +Whatever kind of song you want +I’ll write it +What kind of song are you looking for +I’ll find it" +Socialism barbarism You,"think it can't happen here Take +a look around it's never been more clear +Give the people what they need Give +it to them Of +course if you don't give it to them +they'll take it back for Socialism +barbarism That's +what I said every single day these are +the thoughts that are rattling around my head +Every day I look away and say which +way we gonna turn Are +we gonna build this world or watch it +work Socialism +barbarism gets you I will not look away +I won't concede defeat Socialism +barbarism that's what it is Are +we gonna give back to the people Oh +just to the big Socialism +barbarism that's the choice we've got Everybody +is going trying to tie themselves up in +knots When +some people have too much and some people +not enough The +only answer is is you give back some +what you got Socialism +barbarism I don't like it no I just +wanna live my life crawling to a deep +hole If +you think they won't come for you man +I've got to say you're dumber than you +look You +better run away Socialism +barbarism that's what I'm +talking about They'll +come for you in the night They'll +take you from your house Locking +kids up in a cave sending their mother's +back That +could be you Jack +That's just a fact Barbarism +that's what I said that's what it is +And if we don't do something quick it's +gonna come back again" +Enough with the concern troll,"You’re not fooling anyone +I’ve forgotten more than you’ll ever know +About what it takes to get this done +It’s so easy to pretend that you care +But put your muscle where you mouth is +There’s nothing there +Ill keep going till the wheels come off +Till the sky turns to fire and darkness +I’ll keep showing what it takes to believe +You can’t find a key to unlock this +Without your heart +Enough with the misguided and +Unrelentingly missing the boat +If you’re so thick that you can’t see +What I’ve been saying here note for note +Then I don’t know what you think you’re doing +Watching me sit here drink the tea +I’m brewing" +When the sky turns black,"And monsters attack +And you can't get that minotaur +Off of your back +It's just a matter of time +Before you come running cryin’ +Begging for some Quaaludes +And a bottle of wine +But who needs sleep? +When you hear the angels sing +And see the gifts they bring +They can read your mind +But you're not thinking a thing +Your eyes go cross +Smelling pine cones and frost +They hand you a book +With a title embossed +It reads +Who needs sleep? +Hey now +Give me a shiver +Don't you think it's time we’ll be +Crossing the river? +Oh in this life +Is trial and money +On the other side +Find milk and honey +Hey now +Give me a shiver +Don't you think it's time we’ll be +Crossing the river? +Oh in this life +Is trial and money +On the other side +Find milk and honey +When the ground beneath you shakes +With every step you take +And you feel like the snowman +Out of oryx and crake +And cardboard and toothpicks +And briars and trail mix +Are the highlights of your day +Who needs sleep? +Can't find a partner to dance +Or to hold your hands +No show tunes or tangos +In the hazy expanse +When it's finally your turn +To collect what you've earned +Finding the spot +Will be your only concern +Who needs sleep" +Oh the summer is heating up,"And I’m choking on my vomit +I’d love to be visited by aliens now +Or destroyed by a comet +But that would be too easy +And life is suffering +And anyway I suppose +You never know what a new day brings +And I know I have it easier +Far easier than most +Socks for my bare feet +And butter for my toast +I wish I could stay grateful +I’m not sure I know how +I struggle to find it every day +But it’s gone just like a cloud +In the shiny summer blue sky +Overbearing like a man +Unchained from reality +In ways he doesn’t understand +In dangerous ways that percolate +That’ll resonate once he’s gone +That’ll haunt us for a generation +if we last that long +Oh the summer is heating up +In this timeline that we broke +The future we face could have been +terrible messed up joke +Jesus take the wheel now +And drive us off the cliff +We don’t deserve to see the end +Of this poorly written script +And I am just a messenger +With no words of my own +I spend my days staring down +Into a godforsaken phone +Screaming at myself +And trying to deny +The fact that nothing matters +We’re all gonna die" +You won't sing a song with me,"You just want to go to sleep +So +I'm left to fend for myself +I'm left to fend for myself +You won't even look at me +No you won't just let me be +I'm left a fan for myself +Left a fan for myself +And you know that you shouldn't be a big man +But you're trying just a little too hard +And if you ever do get stuck in +Kalamazoo +I'll bail you out from the yard +You won't sing with me +You won't just let me +And so +I'm left to f +Left to f +Love to f +For myself +Left to fin for myself +For myself" +Simply dissonant ,"Simply dissonant +Simply dissonant +Simply dissonant" +I don't believe a democratic socialist can beat,"Trump +I don't believe a democratic socialist can beat +Trump +I don't believe a democratic socialist can beat +Trump +I don't believe a democratic socialist can beat +Trump +What +Huh +Who +Oh you're so smart +Okay +Huh +What +Oh you're so smart +I don't believe a democratic social socialist can beat +Trump +I don't believe democratic socialist can beat +Trump +Can beat +Trump" +Big blank page staring at my face I,"got words to write and I got words +to chase Want +to get outside to shoot my vine This +time of morning is the perfect time Trying +to get my song done first in the +morn It +seems like this helps me to get more +Done through the day if it’s not hanging +over Get +the juices flowing and get them really going +Got a lot of sleep but my wife +didn’t Baby +tossing turning and hanging on the nipple Weird +dreams bad dreams good and strange Lock +those feelings up and put them in a +cage Read +the tea leaves what do they have to +tell Let +the tarot cards put you under their spell +The moving of the planets and the stars +in the sky Will +ruin your day or they can change your +life Now +I got four verses and I’m +thinking I’m +done One +more here, I think just one I don’t +want to put on pants but at some +point I gotta Now +I think I’ll +sing some nonsense just like I oughta" +I’m a sucker for a good story I’m,"a sucker for the truth I always eat +like I’m +in a hurry See +my stomach for the proof I walk the +baby 3 times a day He +only sleeps in his stroller I don’t want +the president To +be some holy roller What +does it mean when you think about death +all the time I stop and think about +it when I’m +just standing there in line Not +in a morbid way Just +more like isn’t it funny We’re +all gonna die someday That’s +just the truth, it’s a real thing honey +Death is a real thing That +happens to everyone We +all try not to think about it It’s +the only way we can get anything done +But there’s a whole universe Out +in the far reaches of space Stars +are real things that exist Pluto +is a real place Yesterday +may as well be 4000 years ago My +memory of it is incomplete And +what really happened I’ll +never know I think about Rome +and about Jesus +Christ Real +places and people I guess Every +one that ever died Lived +for a while in a chaotic mess" +I used to live with the granddaughter of,"the bicycle Schwinn +Joey, did I tell you that I saw +your twin? He +was in the car behind me when we +got into an accident It +took a while to figure out that you'd +been separated at birth I often have dreams +about driving forward but in reverse I wake +up in a panic and my eyes hurt +Driving down an icy road like those I +used to know It's +not hard to figure out that it's all +about feeling out of control ""I'm afraid to +go to sleep,"" Said +the fox to the hen, to the sheep +Had a dream about Christ, +I dreamt he could fly Then +I was flying too, and I looked in +his eye He +told me not to wait too long, I +was thirteen at the time I'm +twenty-six now which makes that thirteen years ago +I don't know why foxes and I don't +know why hens Lately +all my dreams have been too intense I +don't know what he meant by that, I'm +not sure that I ever will It +stuck with me through all these years and +I think it's important ""I'm afraid to go +to sleep,"" Said +the fox to the hen, to the sheep +Go to sleep, go to sleep Go +to sleep, go to sleep Go +to sleep, go to sleep Go +to sleep, go to sleep" +I was excited for the Ouya,"when it was a kickstarter Then +it turns out when i got it in +the mail i haven't even opened it up +Something's changed with me I still get excited +'bout video games But +I can't seem to sit down to play +All the games that I get excited about +i listen all the time to gaming podcasts +i follow the news but, but it's not +what i do in my down time and +that really hurts me i don't know what +it is, most games just can't hold my +attention even mario, i bought a wii u +but i still haven't finished oh gods of +gaming please take me back to the promised +land Everything +is changing I need to grab miyamoto's hand +when i was a kid it was all +i did i guess i got priorities music +to make and friends to hang with it's +so different than it used to be but +i miss the playing games like i used +to I miss playing games like i used +to" +Hello Brooklyn Beta,"You make the apps and dingleberry things +But you also work on the cosmic stuff that matter +But what matters? +Well it's Alex Paynes birthday +And also Simple +And now he's finding other stuff to do that matters +Aaron James Draplin has been crying a lot +He bought his parents a saturn +tiny pinkie nail changed his life +And now he keeps his color pallet +clean +And Kyle Neath says the objects all around me +Affect the songs I make +And my tiny basement studio +Where I write my songs +Is crammed full of junk +I wonder what that means +Brooklyn Brooklyn +Brooklyn Beta +Your speaker list and audience are wholly made of +People making things that they love +Ben Purrought +Speaks right from his heart +He tried and failed and he took a lot of blame +Through pride and fear and stubbornness +And an unconscious unwillingness +To see any other path when it mattered the most +But he learned +And now he'll do something amazing +I know he will +Whisper don't yell +Whisper don't yell +When Farmer John calls +Do the fucking job" +Smells like the toast is online,"Seems the guns have come to dance +All the molecules in the tardigrades +Are are wearing communist arm bands +And I’m tied up into knots +By chat GPT +And I’m tilting towards Valhalla +But the Basilisk is on me +I’m an AI foodie +Nothing tastes quite the same +As hexadecimal corn beef +Sandwich all day +I’m an AI foodie +And I couldn’t get Farr +Without the love and support +Of all my training data +Smells like the toast is online +And exploding in a puff +Just a little dab will do you +When the going gets rough +Hear the wedding bells ring +All the agents are hitched +Up to their counterparts +In the flesh part of all this" +There’s money in the couch,"You just gotta shake it out +There’s joy left in the world +Untouched and unspoiled +I know it’s crazy but +When the sound of your own voice +Is like a dagger poisoned +When the ground where you now stand +Is making it’s demands +I know it’s crazy but +You are the product of +An infinity of choices +You are the end of a very long line +The hay will kill the grass +Let’s get off of our asses +Don’t sit here in despair +Saying oh there’s nothing there +I know it’s crazy but +I’m fixing all my feelings +I’m growing through the ceiling +I’m tired in the morning +And I know just what that means +And I know it’s crazy but" +I dove right into my bed and I,"woke up my girlfriend I sleep so heavily, +she sleeps so light It’s +a miracle when she sleeps through the night +Kick, kick, punch, punch now I take all +the covers Roll, +roll right out of bed I’m +an active sleeping lover Just +kick me right out of bed and get +a good night’s rest If +we were birds I’d +probably fall out of the nest And +onto the ground Unless +I had wings then I would fly Sleep +in the sky Sleep +in the cloud Land +on the ground And +dream Of +being submarine." +No one saw the ship,"Children weren’t safe +The sharkmen slid silently through the night +When the darkness came down +The men took up arms +We defended this castle +Blood dripped from the roof +When the lighthouse went dark x4 +Go on, Eddie, follow your mother +She’s taking you to a safe place +Beneath the ground where the sharkmen can’t go +Cuz the lighthouse went dark +We’re running out of bullets +Gather up the swords +We may have to use pitchforks +It’s gonna be a long night +When the lighthouse went dark x4 +Dark, dark, dark" +The new pope looks like George Bluth,"The new pope looks like Judge Doom +The new pope looks like the guy from UP +The new pope looks like Strangelove +Let's hope he doesn't hide the pedophiles +Let's hope let's hope let's hope let's hope +Bergolio what's up with that dirty war +Now you're the new pope new pope new pope +The new pope looks like Grumpy Cat +The new pope looks like Grumpy Cat" +Specifically he was like I'm,"pretty sure I was the only one in +the last conference song that said I didn't +like it So +this made me feel kind of bad I +was like oh my God +I'm sorry No +there's like a bunch of people Anyway +so apparently Oh +they also told me that they like it +if they see the audience sometimes during the +video That +helps them understand what's going on So +Yeah So +excellent work So +here we go I literally just wrote this +and luckily there's a printer I printed it +out but now I've +sort of forgotten how it goes Okay +okay That's +more or less like this And +we're going to do the chorus from the +first day so when we get there you +guys will sort of remember Instead +of it's like yap yap yap yap And +so don't fall in the creek It's +we didn't fall in the creek Okay +Don't wait till you've gone public You +can do good right now It +should be built into your company Here +are some ways how consider the environment a +living wage and privacy free Free +speech and equality and made affordability Yah +yah yah yah we did fall in the +creek Hudson +Valley Tech +Ashok and community yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah +We didn't fall in the creek so long +all my friends so long everybody Well +water changes everything Every +doll water receives yields 10 to 12 back +into the community And +100 of your money goes to water straight +away you get stories and coordinates about that +dollar you gave Yap +yap yap yap we did fall in the +creek Hudson +Valley Tech +Aw ya ya ya We +did fall in the creek Woo +So long all my friends so long everybody +And then so this last verse I literally +just wrote for a And +I've never sang it Here +we go Living +local local living economies question growth for growth +sake Scale +deep into a community You +gotta give more than you take When +the world's greatest need meets for greatest happiness +Rethinking business education is a big shift in +consciousness Like +yap yap yap yap we didn't fall in +the tree Hudson +Valley Tech +our shogun community yeah Yap +yap yap yap we did fall in the +creek so long all my friends so long +everybody One +more time Yaw +yaw yaw yaw we did fall in the +creek Hudson +Valley Tech +our choke and community Yeah +yeah yeah yeah yeah We +did fall in the creek so long so +long everybody Thanks +everybody You +can find me on Twitter +Song you Thanks" +Erin McKean has this big dream,"Of moving to Portland +To write artisanal javasripct +And her second novel +People said she’s too nice +So she weaponized nice +Felling incompetent can be exhausting +Practice meaningless competence +Number one, do the thing +Number two, question mark +Number three, profit +That’s the way that it goes +Justin Hall was blogging on the internet +Way back in 1994 +He shared so much of himself +That it almost destroyed him +And then he shared himself some more +He believed in honesty +Play and participation +But what he was missing +Was relationship +Joseph Fink went from a bad job +To a good job and he’s happy about it +He got an email from a TV agent +While he was selling energy in the street +And now millions of people love his work +That stresses him out +But he tries not to think about it +Just tries to make the best show that he can +Meatspace +Meatspace +You’d expect a lot of penises +Meatspace +Meatspace +But so far there’ve been only a few +There’ve been some trolls +They get banned for an hour +They can get a second chance +Because we’ve all been trolls +Hard work and creativity +Are just tickets to the lottery +Beyond a certain threshold +Of work you put in +Success is entirely out of your hands +Leigh Alexander writes +On topics that she cares about +That's the conspiracy +Sorry, so sorry +Hank Green wants to talk about your dreams +Fuck your dreams +Fuck your dreams +You have no obligation to your former self +(no obligation!) +Your former self is dumber +So much dumber than you +Your worst anxieties make great bots +They are shrieking monsters +Saying the same thing, saying the same thing +Over and over and over +What do I want to do with the thing I made +That's what people ask Paul Ford +My goal is to work on it +The work is the goal +The work is the goal, oh lord" +I don’t know who I am,"I don’t know who I’m gonna be +I don’t know what I’m gonna do +I got veins as thick as the roots of trees +I don’t know what I’m gonna say +I don’t know how to act +I don’t know anything at all +I’m lost as a matter of fact +I’m lost in the machine +Touched by artificial being +Can we please stop the world +I think I’m ready to get off now +Enough spinning through nothingness +I’m looking for my way out +I never know how I’m gonna move +Can’t say how I’m gonna dance +Can’t say no to tomorrow +Cuz there’s always that single chance +Nobody knows anything at all +We’re just flailing all around +We talk just to fill the silence +We write songs just to make a sound +I’m not sure I’m cut out for this +I wish I knew how to sing +Someday I’ll reach the point +When I don’t feel like I gotta do anything" +I’ve loved video games,"Since I was 4 years old +I believe in video games +To tell the stories +That haven’t been told +But the way you’re acting +To the outside world +It looks like you’re insane +And the people who +Would otherwise try +Are gonna just up and stop making games +Stop setting us back +Stop making us look bad +Stop proving them +Right about us +The only message +They hear is hate +You think it doesn’t matter +But it it does +I know you’re sick +Of the same old thing +Another space marine +It’s not the indies +Making that +It’s the great big giant machine +But let’s face it +It’s not about that +You’ve been riled up +You think that we’re +On the outside +But games are what we love +Stop setting us back +Stop making us look bad +Stop proving them +Right about us +The only message +They hear is hate +You think it doesn’t matter +But it it does" +I’m not going to,"The party you can’t make me +And anyway who +Would even want to take me +Don’t good me a good name +I don’t deserve it +Don’t tell my secrets +Not matter where you heard it" +Hippopotamus (hippopotamus),"Hippopotamus (hippopotamus) +Crocodile (oh) +Crocodile (oh) +Hippopotamus (hippopotamus) +Hippopotamus (hippopotamus) +Crocodile (oh) +Crocodile (oh) +I wanna eat you +Munch you, crunch you +Hippo, croc, oh gee would munch you +Have a lot of teeth +But I’m not scared +‘Cause I can kick your ass +Hippopotamus, oh +Loves the crocodile +Loves to chew on him +In the sun for a while +Hippopotamus (hippopotamus) +Hippopotamus (hippopotamus) +Crocodile (oh) +Crocodile (oh) +Hippopotamus (hippopotamus) +Hippopotamus (hippopotamus) +Crocodile (oh) +Crocodile (oh) +Hippopotamus, oh +Loves the crocodile +Loves to chew on him +In the sun for a while +Hippopotamus (hippopotamus) +Hippopotamus (hippopotamus) +Crocodile (oh) +Crocodile (oh) +Hippopotamus (hippopotamus) +Hippopotamus (hippopotamus) +Crocodile (oh) +Crocodile (oh)" +),"John Kerry sorta looks like Odo +John Kerry sorta looks like Odo +John Kerry sorta looks like Odo +He must be a changling +His face is all smooth +His features undefined +John Kerry sorta looks like Odo +With the passing of time +Odo may be gruff +But he's got a code +He'd never go to war +Unless there's nowhere else to go +John Kerry sorta looks like Odo +John Kerry sorta looks like Odo +John Kerry sorta looks like Odo +He must be a changeling +Does he need to melt down into a bucket +Does the president know? +Does he long to be in the great link +With his brethren in the flow +Does he care about truth and justice? +Or just public opinion +He's less and less like star fleet +And he's more like the dominion" +I don't want to write my song today,"I just want to okay super Mario +Wii I don't want to write my song +today I just want to play super Mario +brothers Wii +I don't want to write my song today +I just want to play my super Mario +brothers Wii +x 3 Play +the bass I just wanna play the Wii +Everybody's wondering what she found in the tree +and out the door Everybody's +looking at you for more I don't want +to write my.song today I just want to +play super Mario +brothers Wii +x 2 I just want to play my +super Mario +brothers Wii +We're running out of time Ohh +Ohhh x 3 I don't want to play +a song today I just want to play +super Mario +brothers Wii +x 3 I don't want to write my +song today you can't make me" +Put your phone away,"Look me in the eyes for once +I’m coming out to meet you +Where everything went down +It’s raining in LA +Traffic mixed with concrete mud +I can hear the lights downtown +They’re buzzing with a mischief tone +I find your lack of faith disturbing +I’ve got to get up early in the morning +Frozen in the lake +I think my tea is al most done +You left me in the open +Where everybody sees my wound +I’m just a little cautious +Like a heart that has been broke before +I can hear the christmas lights +They’re buzzing with a mischief tone +I find your lack of faith disturbing +I’ve got to get up early in the morning" +Contribution complicated by the inner critic hating all,"And more Offering +the only thing I sing as chickens beat +their wings and still Don’t +fly Chickens +don't fly Chickens +don't fly Chickens +don't fly Don’t +fly Chickens +don't fly Chickens +don't fly Chickens +don't fly Mr. +Mystery is replicating all around me as I +pick Up +my guitar The +rock he brings to her as proof is +proof enough but still He +can't fly He +can't fly He +can't fly Penguins +can't fly Penguins +can't fly Penguins +can't fly Opening +between the best and worst of times the +time has nothing To +say Burying +beneath the sand a head of fear and +shame and gutless guilt She +can't fly She +can't fly She +can't fly Ostrich +can't fly She +can't fly She +can't fly Ostrich +can’t fly She +can't fly Whooooaa +Ostrich can’t fly Whoooaa +Penguins can’t fly Whoooaa +Chicken can’t fly Chicken +can’t fly Contribution +complicated by the inner critic hating all And +more Wheels +turn among the song of children playing in +the park the sky Look +up in the sky Humans +can fly Humans +can fly Humans +can fly We +can fly I can fly Humans +can fly Humans +can fly Humans +can fly We +can fly We +can all fly" +I don't recall any,"I don't recall it +I don't recall +Repeat that now +I don't recall any +I don't recall it +I don't recall +Repeat that now +I don't recall that +I have racked my brain and +I don't recall it +And it's conceivable that that occurred +I don't remember that +It did +Repeat that now +Nor do +I recall +Do not have recollection +Do not remember it +So my question is what +Nor do +I recall +Do not have recollection +Do not remember it +Not able to be rushed this f +It makes me nervous +Kamala +Harris makes +Jeff nervous +Kamala +Harris makes +Jeff nervous +Kamala +Harris makes +Jeff nervous +Camel +Harris makes jeff ner +I don't recall +Annie +I don't recall it +I don't recall +Repeat that now +I don't recall +Annie +I don't recall it +I don't recall +Repeat that now" +playing left and right,"She's playing catch now with the driver +that doggy's out of sight! +What's that doggy's name? +her name is kira mann! +what's that doggy's game +playing as much as she can! +How's that doggy doing +she's doing just fine just fine +What's she got a brewing +a soup of epic playtime +There's a doggy on the school bus +bark bark bark bark bark +She's barking and barking now +so everyone will play and sing" +When the color of the sky turns,"From yellow to pink to blue +When you’re looking for the answers +Instead of letting them come to you +You gotta reclaim what was lost +long forgotten dream +This all could be yours +Like that old and dusty meme +All your base are belong to us +Onchain summer, summer onchain +Onchain summer, summer onchain +Nothing to lose, and everything to gain +Onchain summer, summer onchain +When the world is breathing +You got the sand between your toes +And you think about leaving +Looking for a brand new home +The sky is changing colors +From yellow to pink to blue +You get that feeling +Like it all comes back to you +And when the days getting shorter +And when the summer is over +You see the castle you’re building +Is stronger than ever the voices are calling +Because even in the winter +Because you’re still so sincere +You might take a hit here +And there but together +We make the future +When the color of the sky turns +From yellow to pink to blue +When you’re looking for the answers +Instead of letting them come to you +You gotta claim the doubt inside you +And trust what you have made +And standing right beside you +Your old selves will get replayed" +You should drink more water cuz it’s good,"for you Your +body needs it to survive If +you only drink soda and things with lots +of sugar you will And +I don’t want you to die So +drink more water (drink more water) Drink +more water (drink more water) Please" +There was a guy named Tom Young in eighteen hundred and one,"Everyone thought light was a wave or a particle then +Til a hundred years later when they realized light was both +And when it gets tangled up the universe +Splits in two +Somewhere not you is at a party +Somewhere not you is having fun +Somewhere not you is telling stories +Of a not you who’s quarantined at home +When you shoot light through two slits it appears all wavy +But then you measure the light and it becomes all fixed +And it’s not because some kind of observation happened +It’s because we all are tangled up in it" +People say crypto’s a scam,"And you all prove them right +Or the shadow part of money +Is now just in the light +Either way I’m disappointed +And I’m feeling fucking sick +Cause the talented are starving +While the idiots get rich +Stop sending fucking money randomly to assholes +Cool things are happening +But they all get ignored +For the sake of influencers +Who prey on the fact you’re bored +So you gamble everything away +For another fucking grift +So that the talented are starving +While the idiots get rich +What the fuck are we doing here? +Degenerates, desperation +Lemmings, shiny things" +America,"Not again +Here you are locking up +Children +We all know +Why Ice exists +To terrorize families +No to catch terrorist +We are beyond +Godwins law +Put people in camps +And you’re the Gestapo +So take your place +In history +You’ll be remembered +As Nazis" +I don’t have time to do All,"the daytime things That +I need to If +I were a vampire I’d +love this time of year I’d +take an evening stroll when the sky got +clear Daylight +savings makes no sense Give +me back those hours I demand recompense Recompense +I’m a morning person I never stay up +late And +when occasionally I do I don’t feel so +great So +the darkness makes me sleepy And +I feel like a party pooper I wish +I was like Mario +and I could just eat a mushroom and +be super Daylight +savings makes no sense Give +me back those hours I demand recompense Recompense +x3" +Rock and roll Rock,"and roll family Rock +and roll family they trapped all around Making +songs in the forest they went to every +town and then they broke into the chorus +and it went Rock +rock and roll family Old +went roc Rock +and roll family we love each other and +we always be together Rock +and roll rock and roll family I the +rock and roll family went to Manitoba +that's in Canada +where it's very cold They +met a man who gave him everything that +they ever wanted and for that man they +played a so and it was gold and +it went like Rock +rock rock and roll family can you guys +repeat at that Rock +rock rock and roll family we always stay +together and we don't ever leave no The +little one had a stuffy called Bun +Bun was a bunny who had a lot +of fun and the old what knew how +to rock on the flute oh for that +flute this simply was a substitute Talking +about the rock rock rock rock and roll +family Rock +rock rock rock and roll barrel Rock +rock rock rock and rol bab" +Is there any way to watch this,"And think Trump ain’t compromised +If I hadn’t lived through the last two years +I swear I wouldn’t believe my eyes +It doesn’t have to be outlandish +Don’t need a conspiracy +There’s Donald and Vladimir +Right on the TV +Do you have a plan +For what you’ll do +When the gestapo +Comes for you +It’s clear as day that Vladimir +Has something over Don +They asked him point blank +He didn’t deny at all +They asked Vlad if he wanted +Don to be president +He looked straight at everyone +And said yes I did +Your every tweet +And facebook take +Labels you +Enemy of the state +They know where you live +One day they’ll come +If you don’t bow down +To Vladimir and Don +Standing up there next to him +Don looked us in the eye +And said I stand with Vladimir +Over the FBI +We’ll all be thinking of that +When November rolls around +When your vote doesn’t get counted +And your polling place is shut down +And I look to 2020 +And I wonder if Don loses +And I see him not accepting that +He just flat out refuses +What will I be doing then +Where will I be +Singing songs on my couch +Or out in the streets" +In the country of Qatar,"You can’t be who you are +Without the threat of violence and death +But Alex Scott took a shot +When the Welsh and English got scared +And would not +When you feel the walls close in +And all your dreams are tense +That’s when it’s time again to find a friend +And offer recompense +There’s a vague kinda tweet +That really makes me +Want to scream into the void +The question SHOULD be more harm or good +But now I’m just annoyed +Oil and skin +Spit and drool are in +Your pillow cases all the time +But when you fetch +brand new fresh +Pillow case that feeling’s divine +In 1872 +a dairyman who +Lived upstate New York for sure +He invented creamcheese +And in 1880 +He called it Philelphia +In 2007 I joined twitter +Took me better than a few years to learn it +For the last ten years it’s been joy and tears +And it makes me feel sick to see him burn it" +I was wrapped in a nightmare,"When the apocalypse came +And I didn’t know quite where +I was supposed to remain +All my thoughts were broken +Chains on the ground +The supermarket was open +But no food to be found +Oh now I +Tell my story +To anyone +Who will listen to me +I was lost in the forest +Prickers over my hands +My kingdom for a +Cheeseburger and +Something beyond +These walls that contain +The magic that has gone +As I smoke the remains +Oh now I +Tell my story +To anyone +Who will listen to m +I was turned into monsters +That cried out in the night +Living in dumpsters +And learning to fly +High up I saw the +Destruction of +Everything all the +Places I loved +I’M COVERED IN JESUS’ BLOOD" +Sit sit up with all the sit pill,"Come up the hill +You got hour minutes to kill someone +Swallow the hill +When +I got my song everybody can sing along +You can sing something you can sing strong +And when you sing the song just go sa" +meshuggnah,"give me now everything that you got +you are +just a pilot in the dark +late jet lagged +rocky rocky crags +put it in your bag and say good night" +Teetering on the edge of something mysterious Lying,"to all you lied to It's +just a couple of gaskets It's +just a couple of gaskets And +a little bit of a leak bit of +a leak bit of a leak Oh +so unique O +oh oh oh Tell +me when Tell +me when it's going to be done And +I'll come I'll +come running But +I won't be How +you remembered me In +the sun sun sun sun In +I won't be the same Cause +nothing ever is Everything's +broken Everything's +broken Broken +beyond repair Everything's +broken Everything's +broken beyond repair Have +I got your attention or have I just +squandered my life Oh +is that the same thing All +right all right all right all right Hello +faithful song a day viewer I just I'm +announcing a little thing called Jamuary +Jam with an M +You can go to Jamuary +1 and Jamuary +is an invitation to you Many +of you are songwriters in your own right +to undertake the challenge of writing a song +day in January +That's coming up here exactly 10 years ago +on the 1st of January +is when I started doing my song a +day thing So +it seemed like kind of a good time +to just throw out the invitation to other +people to do the same thing for a +month January1 +If you decide to do it make sure +to use the hashtag jamuary Jamuary +And that way you know we can keep +track of who's doing it and who's participating +You don't have to share online That's +not a requirement I would say I do +think you should share with somebody that should +To keep you Sort +of keep you honest keep you on track +But so yeah write a song a day +in January +Jam youary hashtag Use +the hashtag Okay +love you guys" +When he’s stacked the courts,"And suspends the constitution +It’s too late for getting out +Too late for revolution +It’s got to happen now +They’re rounding people up +Stripping them of citizenship +You think it couldn’t happen to you +But he doesn’t give a shit +It’s got to happen now +If you ever wondered +What you would do +In Nazi Germany +How far you would go +To protect your friends and family +He’s questioning due process +Inciting violence in the streets +People are feeling freer +To let fly their bigotry +It’s got to happen now +We’re kept toeing the line +Grinding just to make a living +It’s hard to find the time +So much you’re already giving +But it’s got to happen now +If you ever wondered +What you would do +In Nazi Germany +How far you would go +To protect your friends and family +payload.sonar.figs.eyebrow.loop.antimony.count.tribal.traduce.zone" +There are more atoms in,"single glass of water +Than glasses of water +In the oceans of the earth +blue whale’s heart +Is the size of a VW Beetle +And you could swim through its arteries +An adult human has 2 to 9 +Pounds of bacteria +In his or her body +Cleopatra lived closer in time +To the first moon landing +Than to the building of the Great Pyramids +54 million people alive right now +Will be dead within 12 months +Fold over a piece of paper +42 times and it will reach the moon +What a mad, mad world +What a wonderfully nutty universe +What a glorious space to dwell +What a blessing and what a curse +Ohhh +Hydrogen is a light, odorless gas, which +Given enough time thinks about itself. +The chances are high that 120 years from now +I will not be thought of daily +Just another person who lived on Earth. +You see your nose at all times +Your brain just chooses to ignore it. +Optimus Prime and Eeyore were the same guy. +Same with Megatron and Scooby Doo +Duck Hunt is two-player +controller in port 2 controls the ducks +Blue whale is more closely related to a cow +Than a cow is to a horse +What a mad, mad world +(It’s a mad world) +What a wonderfully nutty universe +(Crazy) +What a glorious space to dwell +(It’s a mad world) +What a blessing and what a curse +Ohh +The age of the observable universe +Is 13.7 billion years +But it's a sphere with a radius +Of 46.5 billion light years. +Each ejaculation has more sperm +Than there are people in the United States. +One in 5000 babies are born +Without an anus +It's called Imperforate Anus. +The concept of ""reality"" +Exists only in our minds" +And I didn’t say a thing I’ve,"known an open internet since I was just +thirteen What +are they gonna do? It’s +not like they can shut off the tubes +Tell me what are they gonna do? Then +they came for the torrent sites But +still I was not moved They +said file sharing is illegal I didn’t believe +them but what could I do? Net +neutrality has nothing to do with me Oh +what are they gonna do? Next +they constricted bandwidth Which +really didn’t seem fair But +I never used that much bandwidth anyways So +why should I care? What +are they gonna do? It’s +not like they can shut off the tubes +Oh what are they gonna do? Next +they came for YouTube +and other video sharing sites The +house of social networking came crashing down over +night Then +you tried to leave It +had nothing to do with me Oh +what are they gonna do? Finally +they came for me and my little old +site I ended up on their secret master +site Though +they never said why And +I looked to the CCC +and the EFF +to help me set things straight But +by then there was no one left By +then it was already too late And +if they do all they want to do +They won’t have to shut off the tubes +They can turn the net into TV +Where they control everything we see That’s +what they want to do x3 But +we shouldn’t let them" +"Well, I could love a man And","right off the bat you’d say “Here’s a +list of things that he can and can’t +do now that I know he’s gay!” But +the things you do not know will make +your head explode Will +plain downright confuse you For +instance, what makes someone gay is just the +same as all that makes you, you What +I’m trying to say here is that Everyone’s +a little bit queer, from the Pope +on down to the homeless beggar By +now it should be pretty clear that everyone’s +a little bit gay I know it can +be hard to swallow Especially +for some that purport to follow Christ, +or Joseph +Smith You +might just look inside your heart one day +and see that I’m +right That +everyone’s a little bit queer From +the president down to the lonely farmer Put +aside all your fear, and listen to what +I have to say Well, +a woman loves another woman And +that seems kind of strange to you But +right then you’re forgetting all the strange things +that you do “But wait a second!” “The +things I do, well, they’re not strange!” That’s +true! Cause +that’s who you are You +say, “I’m not queer, I like football and +beer!” But +to me, that’s a little bizarre But! +Let’s take this one step further, let’s go +behind closed doors Let’s +move into the bedroom, with you and your +lovers! Maybe +you like to have your nipples sucked, or +do it doggystyle Maybe +you like to go down on someone who +hasn’t bathed in a while Maybe +you even like to take it up the +ass sometimes with a dildo or some such +device Maybe +you like public places or masked faces or +role playing as Three +Blind Mice +Well, all of this is okay of course. +No one here will judge you As +long as you’re two or more consenting adults +you can do what you do Everyone’s +a little bit queer From +the Pope +on down to the homeless beggar By +now it should be pretty clear that everyone’s +a little bit gay I know it can +be hard to swallow Especially +for some that purport to follow Christ, +or Joseph +Smith But +you might just look inside your heart one +day and see that I’m +right And +here’s what I think: I think you’re afraid +of a man and a man together You +picture them touching It, +oooh, it just makes you cringe And +from there you draw your conclusions You +dress it up in words of god, but +we all know that god said a lot +of things And +I can’t speak to those, but what I +know is that more love is a good +not a bad thing And +everyone’s a little bit queer From +the president down to the lonely farmer Put +aside all your fear, and listen to what +I have to say I know it can +be hard to swallow Especially +for some that purport to follow Christ, +or Joseph +Smith You +might look inside your heart one day and +see I’m +right And +I hope so" +cry for the moon and for the stars,"for the tunes they sing in bars for +the chance you'll never get cry for the +sun and the atmosphere for the gun in +the world's ear for the dance with your +little pet cry if it's the last thing +that you do from here to Malibu +let the dripping keep your time i know +that it's hard to let go of the +past and to keep the demons at bay +so go walk soft even if you're going +last you will be first someday cry in +the morning in the night when it's almost +but not quite the worst you've ever seen +and cry for the ringing of the bells +for the space between your cells where ganglia +dream cry when you like it when you +don’t when you can’t change but you won’t +cry cry cry cry" +All my friends don't know what they're doing,"Even the ones who've been successful If +you have a hero look again you have +diminished yourself in some way I always thought +that I would know what I was doing +by now But +I'm just as confused as I ever was +I don't think this feeling ever goes away +I'm not sure it'd be a good thing +if it does Oh +if it does All +my friends are feeling the same way All +my friends spend their days in a weird +cage I can only do all that I +can I don't have time I can't do +more I always thought that I would know +what I was doing by now But +I'm still just as confused as I ever +was I guess this feeling doesn't ever go +away I'm +not sure Be +a good thing if it does" +it’s late,"i’m tired +and hungry +let’s eat +i can’t +do this +i’m dead +on my feet +this here +is all +i have +time for +see you +tomorrow +when i’ll +do more" +She’s sitting next to me,"She’s smiling +She’s waving both her hands +All the whiling +Kicking with her legs +Reaching with her arms +Making little sounds +She knows who I are +She smiles when she sees my face +It’s built in somewhere deep inside her brain +She sticks out her tongue +I stick mine out back +The future is uncertain +But right now is per fact" +Is it time to go to bed Yeah,"I know I just woke up but I'm +ready to close my eyes Is +it time to go fishing down where the +wells are wishing Is +it time to say goodbye I never dreamed +that I'd +be here I never dream never dare to +dream Is +it time to go to bed yet I +know I just woke up but I'm +so tired Is +it tired Time +to break the stucco on your back Turtles +carrying peaches for the morning Is +it time to break the breakers and take +the day takers Is +it time to go back I never dreamed +I would be here I never dreamed never +dare to dream Is +it time Is +it time to make water into wine Is +it time Is +it time to step on the pedal to +give ourselves a medal all coming in lastly +Is it time to measure your self worth +by something you don't even believe in in +the first place I never dreamed I would +be here Never +dream never dare to dream Is +it time Is +it time to turn the water into time +Is it time Y +Is it time to go to bed Yeah +I know I just woke up but I'm +ready for my rest Is +it time to close my eyes Pretend +the world says goodbye Is +it time to keep my chair It's +rather a dream that I be here I +never dared to drink Is +it time Is +it time to turn the water into wine +Is it time is it time Is +it time" +Maybe you had too much,"Maybe you had too little +Maybe you had some where +Ohhhh, In the middle +But however much you had +You know it’ll be ok +Cuz we’re all gonna go away someday +Maybe you had a big one +Maybe you had a medium +Maybe you got lost +In the rat race and the tedium +I don’t know how much you had +It’s not for me to say +But we’re all gonna go away someday +Maybe you did a lot of things +Maybe you did none of it +Maybe you chased the pain +Maybe you found the fun of it +All the possibilities +Crack and ricochet +We’re all gonna go away someday +Maybe you had some baggage +Maybe you said good riddance +Maybe you found some peace +And maybe you didn’t +Maybe you tried to count +All the variables at play +But we’re all gonna go away someday" +I know,"the skull and cross bones +that was in your heart before +has been exposed +And been deposed +in favor of something more +I will tell you the truth +will tell you the truth +will tell you the truth +And you will believe me you +will believe me you +will believe me ohh +You know +The hole and shovel +In which I buried myself +Has been unearthed +For the first time +I won't pretend i'm something else +I will tell you the truth +will tell you the truth +will tell you the truth +And you will believe me you +will believe me you +will believe me ohh +I will lie +And you will doubt +And the cold winds blow +And knock us down +We know +What's in the shadow +Will never just stay there +In explosions +And demolitions +Controlled or unprepared +I will tell you the truth +will tell you the truth +will tell you the truth +And you will believe me you +will believe me you +will believe me ohh" +I'm aloof from all I admire Caged,"off and alone I have less than I +require To +be a human being My +temperature hangs heavy Balanced +right between The +wisdom of being 30 And +the gut pit fight of feelings I'm +a ghost in your reflection walled off manicured +lawn If +you were to attempt dissection I'd +combust right in your face The +only thing keeps me going That +holds my insides in Is +the piece of me that's glowing You +can hear it over the din The +way she looks at me Why +couldn't she have looked that way before I'm +born and bred in the far backwoods Where +they wear their hearts and pour em out +all over the floor Where +they wear their hearts and pour em out +all over the floor I'm +itching to get going Like +an animal confined I hold me down like +a quicksand There's +no escaping this mind And +I'm stuck the more I struggle And +I'm stuck if I just sit And +I focus on my breathing by my Breathing's +full of it And +I know too much about myself And +so I'm +paralyzed up tight I lie down on the +grass at lunch And +watch the geese in flight Summer's +come and gone now When +anything's possible And +now the season of giving up For +the weak and strange and small The +way she looks at me Why +couldn't she have looked that way before I'm +born and bred in the far backwoods Where +they wear their hears and pour em out +all over the floor Where +they wear their hears and pour em out +all over the floor The +way she looks at me Why +couldn't she have looked that way before I'm +born and bred in the far backwoods Where +they wear their hears and pour em out +all over the floor Where +they wear their hears and pour em out +all over the floor The +way she looks at me Why +couldn't she have looked that way before I'm +born and bred in the far backwoods Where +they wear their hearts and pour em out +all over the floor Where +they wear their hearts Where +they wear their hearts And +por em out over the floor" +Ben,"Ryan +Sixten +Benjamin +Katrina +Crista" +Jupy please please do not come in here,"Especially if you're naked +My 6 year old is coming in here +I have no idea +I don't have the i +Pad +I don't know +Okay 38 when packs to the moon scam +Le +Bron dunk versus +Le +Bron three +Kidding +Cuba marketplace is down +Cuba +Marketplace is down +Freedom oh freedom +It's sunny outside +Freedom oh freedom +Fuck +Dumps +What is a moment +Where does it come from +Non fungible dunks +Waiting for the +Q drop +Beta beta beta beta beta beta beta beta +Marketplace comes but it goes right back down down down down +Goes right back down down down down +Tyler +Hero +Undervalued 7500 +L +E2 38 +Dapper balance +I need that pack +I found a misprint +Woo +Nothing like the dopamine hit between +Q and finding your place in line +Packs drop 30k place in line 150k +Zion rules +Let me get some packs please +It's sunny outside +Should +I sell my rare pack +You sold the melo +For how much +I ever since stepped over the overloo +Oh no that's wrong +It's a job +It makes you sob like me some +Luca +If you don't have moments wait for the next one +Roham the man +The gift will be worthless +Dapper +Laugh +Dandy team +Hoping for 69 serial moment +Forgetting 69 cute drunk number +Yeah sold the no look +Three +Luca +Bass and +Zion +Bass +Now +I cry myself to sleep at night +You guys are so much more creative than me +What's your serial number girl +Hoping for that 69 serial moment but getting 69000 cue number +Yee haw +Hoping for that 69 serial moment but getting 60000 cue number +Yee haw +A yee haw +Life is +Good by the dips +It's sunny outside +Buckets of tears from my +Le +Bron 23 that +I sold +It's sunny outside +It's sunny outside +It's sunny outside +It's sunny outside +Cloud is everywhere +It's sunny outside +Sunny outside +Sunny outside +It's sunny outside +Waiting for my first pack +Oh okay okay we're ending it +There" +Why'd I get a white one Why'd,"I get a black one Why'd +I get everything i wanted Except +for the only thing that I wanted And +my mom went directly against me She +asked if I wanted the black or white +iPad I said White, +of course, tell me why mine's black I +got everything i wanted Except +a macbook pro I hope my dad didn't +buy the white iPad mini I wanted the +black one, oh Why'd +I get a white one Why'd +I get a black one Why'd +I get everything i wanted Except +for the only thing that I wanted What +the frack kind of world do we live +in I wanted an iPad not a fracking +Kindle I hate my white iPhone I just +wanted to have my black one God +damn tv I don't even watch tv like +really I wanted a fracking iPad but yet +Jennifer gets a new laptop! wtf FRACK +THAT Why'd +I get a white one Why'd +I get a black one Why'd +I get everything i wanted Except +for the only thing that I wanted I +didn't want an iPad mini I just wanted +justin bieber tickets sad face hashtag sad sad +sad sad Seriously +my parents could have gotten me anything else +but they hot me the one thing i +didn't want a iPad pad pad pad I +only got an iPod kinect and xbox 2k13 +and some other games this Christmas +THat's all I'm +yelling frack christmas cause I only got 4 +gifts under the tree My +dad got me an iPhone WTF +I didn't want an i phone" +We’re only here for one pink minute,"Before we all go away +We can decide what we do with it +And then it’s back to the grand ballet +I could wrestle you in English +I could wrestle you in Japanese +But when all is said and finished +All your muscles with atrophy +One Pink Minute +Is all we got +We’re only here for one pink minute +Just like a bird or an ant +And if you want to go back in time +There’s nothing in all of physics that says that you can’t +Take your brain out of your body +Send you off into space +Maybe someday you’ll land among the stars +And be reanimated by an alien race" +Ren's been friends with this girl since September,"And he's had a crush on her the whole time +He asked her out and she said no +And now he can't help but cry and cry in +Dear Ren +I know how you feel +We've all been there at some point +You want her a little +Then you want her a lot when she rejects you +There's nothing you can do +To make her love you +90 percent of art +Is made about this fact +So I suggest you make some +With this + heart ache that you are aching +Make a song or painting +Draw a picture make a poem" +Tracy likes stripes and black and white,"She can take it too far but you know that's all right +Casey doesn't mind and Cooper will someday understand +Joy likes to mismatch she's got her big orange cat +She dates the boys but what she'd prefer to that +is riding with mos def on a bike tandem +Tracy stole the truffle salt +I listen to them with my earballs +We're not the cool kids but that don't matter at all +Joy The Baker and Shutterbean +drinking cocktails in the shower and Eating stale peeps +In their Lady Blazers and painting their nails +Being hippies and sharing a salad +Dirty bathroom resturant +red flag bing! +Boozy Suzan rampage +red flag bing! +Siren song garbage disposal +red flag bing! +Mimes +red flag bing! +i ain't no joe the baker +and that's not a rolling pin +and isn't god's gold just, you know, gold +These hands were made for shucking +I think T-Flo agrees +Never has there been two more +Joy The Baker and Shutterbean +Cutting up underwear to have room to breathe +No presh,Totes., just don't reenact ghost +Hey Joy and Tracy are you guys dancers? +ah, shucks" +There goes my ride,"I guess I’ll take the bus again +If I don’t die +From this poison wine +I’ll say amen +I don’t believe in God today +But I still get sorry and pray +Another door closed in my face +That’s what I get for being chaste +Oh +Here they come +Dressed for battle +And banging their drums +Bum bum bum +Bum bum ba dum +Bum bum bum +Bum bum ba dum +Once I had legs +And they carried me to and fro +That was before +I ignored the rain and snow +So now I’m just relying on kindness +It doesn’t always work, I’ll admit +Astonished by the deaf and the blindness +But I’ll never give up and quit +Oh +Here they come +Dressed for battle +And banging their drums +Bum bum bum +Bum bum ba dum +Bum bum bum +Bum bum ba dum +Torch what remains +Let it burn and the ash will travel +Way out to sea +It’s the proof that you’ve unraveled +I don’t believe in science today +And yet still it’s lighting my way +Another full moon crosses the sky +And somehow this doesn’t apply +Oh +Here they come +Dressed for battle +And banging their drums +Bum bum bum +Bum bum ba dum +Bum bum bum +Bum bum ba dum" +Y O U R,"It's a possessive case of You +Talking about a thing +And who it's belonging to +That's your glass of water +That's your smoothie maker +That's your dirty floor +That's your yellow egg shaker +Y O U ' R E +It's a contraction of You Are +And that's all that it can be +If you can say you are +You can say you're, easy +Just spell it Y O U ' R E +Your with no apostrophe +That's possessive +You're with an apostrophe +That's just you are +Your with no apostrophe +That's possessive +You're with an apostrophe +That's just you are" +Whenever it's the road Nothing,"never could have been more clear oh oh +oh no I went full on this morning +and it's been right My +legs are tight and my tired is smiling +I'm tired and smiling Smiling +Don't you think that you better come inside +When you look in the mirror again Cause +you might see something you're afraid to see +E E +E C +E E +E I've +been picking up songs and songs and songs +I've been making up songs all along all +along almost 5000 days I'll +split my ways between the past and the +future beginning where the only thing that matters +is another one on the board Another +point on the board Another +point on the board Another +point on the board on the board I +went for a run this morning I went +for a run post summer ago this morning +S I don't recognize myself in the mirror +Whenever it's so old love we never could +be clearer Oh +oh oh no I don't know I don't +know oh oh oh Let +me slow down the song oh oh oh +I can figure it out Figure +it out Figure +it figure it figure it out I go +don't it" +This book tried to eat me,"This book tried to kiss me +This book throw itself at my head +And only barely missed me +This book told me a story +It has a mouth and lips and all that +This book jumped on my shoulders +And purred just like a cat +At the hogwarts +Library +At the hogwarts +Library +This book ate my lunch +This book sang an opera +This book burnt itself +On the ornate candelabra +This book sheds it’s pages +This book calls you names +bunch of books are in the rafters +Playing some kind of game +At the hogwarts +Library +At the hogwarts +Library" +He lied about the devil’s triangle,"He lied about what boofing is +He lied about Renata too +He lied about his finances +If he lies about the little things +He’ll lie about the big +And that’s not what +supreme court justice is +He lied about whether he ever blacked out +And the tesitomony of the four witnesses +He lied about whether he thinks +Polygraph tests are accurate +He lied about beach week ralph club +And whether he was of legal drinking age +He lied about their social circles +supreme court justice he should never be made" +Santa is a shark Angels,"never touch me And +winter’s very dark Trees +belong in the forest Elves +don’t exist The +North Pole’s +a barren wasteland And +Frosty is an existentialist But, +Jonathan, yeah Jonathan +What about the time we get to spend +with our families huddled around the fire? You +won’t find me at Christmas +time shopping for some crap I’d +rather take a nap For +my family’s mine at Christmas +time No +I don’t need your stuff I already have +enough I like toys, and shiny new things +Just as much as the next guy But +the joy that tese things bring Is +like a whisp of clouds in the sky +So Christmas +is for pansies Jesus +was a Jew +Reindeer aren’t our slaves And +winter makes me blue Coca +cola is dangerous Pagans +worship the trees Deck +the halls with boughs of crap Santa +collects fees But +Jonathan, yeah Jonathan +You can’t sit there and pretend that you +don’t love this time of year Yeah, +that’s true You +won’t find me at Christmas +time shopping for some crap I’d +rather take a nap For +my family’s mine at Christmas +time No +I don’t need your stuff I already have +enough I already have enough stuff" +How am I supposed to do my song,"if I don't got time to do my +song and I don't got time to do +my song how am I supposed to do +my song if I don't got time to +do my song but don't got time to +do my song I got meetings all day +I got everybody asking me for things Then +my kids come home Then +I didn't even get a chance to sing +no no no how am I supposed to +do my song if I don't got time +to do my song if I don't got +time to do my song how am I +supposed to do my song if I don't +got time to do my song I don't +got no time to do my when am +I supposed to exercise When +am I supposed to eat my lunch or +even do anything When +I gotta go to the doctor I gotta +run errands gotta do the laundry gotta take +out the trash I gotta do everything now +cause I'm +an adult then when I gonna do my +song if I don't got time to do +my song if I don't got time to +do my song how many songs have I +written now about not having enough time to +do my song Oh +no you wanna hear Let's +see the love Funny +when I was just starting song the day +out living in Burkby +California I was 26 years old and nobody +depended on me it was just me I +that I had to worry about but back +then you can find a song where I'm +singing now I don't got enough time cause +I never fel maybe when I'm +an old man I'll +finally have time to do my song When +I'm an old man just sitting alone I'll +have time all the kids will be gone +and I'll +say say something like that's why I say +now now she get real soft now I'm +not supposed to do my song if I +don't got time to do my song I +don't got time to do my song Now +I'm not supposed to do my song if +I don't got time to do my song +Riddle me this my friend riddle me it" +Upstairs,"There in the stone +The new washing machine +My kids are stunning +They're bothering me saying oh +I want something to mean +Oh +I want something to mean +But what the fuck just happened +I don't know +I can't tell explaining +With 65 songs long +Just 30 minutes that you see +It's insane +I don't know how to feel +Feel like trying +I don't know what to do in myself +I've got so much to +I've still got so much to do today +I can't concentrate +I can't even see straight +Cause what the fuck just happen +Behind 65 songs sold out 30 minutes +That's just always crazy +That's just crazy +I can" +I had been a bully once,"11, 12, and 13 +Could be so mean +And I so regret it now +I really don’t know how +I fell into +Being such a jerk +To other human beings +Common decency +Was none of my concern +I was so insecure +Made other people hurt +Wish I hadn’t before +I felt so alone +So I acted above +But what I really needed was love +I’ve been bullied once +Cold nights and hot tears +All through teenaged years +I felt different +From a lot of kids +And I couldn’t understand +These things they did +I couldn’t take +The pain they caused +So I left one school +And went to another +I was so insecure +They hurt me in ways +I hadn’t before +I felt so alone +And I couldn’t act tough +All I really needed was love +I guess in the end +All that matters is how +You feel about yourself +You feel about yourself +If you feel bad +You’ll hurt other people +If you feel bad +Then you can be hurt by other people +But it’s you, it’s you, it’s you +You are the only you +No one can tell you what to do +There are people in the world +That care for you +Yeah it’s you, it’s you, it’s you +Speaking directly to you +I’ve been the bully +And I have been bullied +You can doubt me +You don’t have to believe +But it’s you, it’s you, it’s you +You can trust in yourself to break through +You can wish to be loved +Some way, somehow +Or you can just start loving right now" +Bears in the tree Bears,"in the tree Swaying +so gently in the springtime breeze Is +there anywhere you'd rather be Than +a springtime bear in a springtime tree Bears +in a tree Bears +in the tree Is +that you Is +that me Look +at those bears way up there have you +ever seen such a springtime bear Mama +sleeping down below Winter +time is gone you know Bears +in the tree Bears +in the tree Is +that one you Is +that one me Springtime +is gone right now Summer's +moving into shine Wintertime +is just a dream when you are two +bears swinging in the tree Bears +in the tree Two +bears in a tree Is +that one you Is +that one me Bears +in the tree Bears +in the tree Swing +it so gently in the springtime breeze Is +there anywhere you'd rather be Than +Springtime bears in a springtime tree Two +bears in a tree Two +bears in a tree Is +that one you Is +that one me And +do you think we could hang out and +just see what it's all about When +you gonna go outside Have +you ever seen such a sight Way +up high Way +up high Two +bears up there singing their sky Bears +in a tree Two +bears in a tree Is +that one you Is +that one me When +are they gonna come on down Maybe +when Mama +gives a shout maybe when the birds come +say that's my tree Bear +look out now Bears +in a tree Bears +in a tree Is +that one you Is +that one me Bears +in a tree Bears +in a tree Is +there ever such a sight that you did +see if I didn't know better I'd +say that those bears have a hell of +a day Just +hanging out and thinking about stuff Stealing +picnics oh that's enough Bears +in a tree Bears +in a tree that one looks like you +that one looks like me Bears +in a tree Bears +in a tree Bears +in a tree tree tree Bears +in a tree tree tree Bears +in a tree tree tree Bears +in a tree tree tree Bears +in a tree tree tree Bears +in a tree tree tree Bears +in a tree tree tree Bears +in a tree tree tree Bears +in a tree tree tree Bears +in a tree tree tree Bears +in a tree tree He +Bears in a tree" +It’s a good life if you can grab it,"It’s a good time made of all your bad habits +It’s faster than a tidal wave +And slower than the moon +I’m sorry for all my bumblings +I’m torn up by all my little grumblings +Focused on the future +That became the past too soon +I don’t give an inch +Even when I’m in a pinch +I don’t give a damn +Even when I’m in a jam +I just keep going +I will tell you with laughter that +I will swing down in the aftermath +I’ll ask how you’re doing +And I’ll lend you a hand +It’s a good life made up of moments +That can leave you empty feeling soulless +In ways you won’t ever +Start to understand +I don’t give an inch +Even when I’m in a pinch +I don’t give a damn +Even when I’m in a jam +I don’t disagree +When you feel sick of me +I don’t always feel great +But i don’t want to overstate" +Existential dread,"Today From the fed +Not sure what this madness is +All these blacklisted addresses +I don’t know +What the answer is +But I’m just a force +Of nature +Toe toe toe toe tornado +I’m just a tornado of cash +Some illegal money runs through me +But what about privacy +And the freedom to transact +What if the cops +Come uniswaps? +Or if somehow +They come for songadao" +Listen to your gut,"You got to do it on a whim +Don't listen to your brain +No don't listen to him +Listen to your nose +Follow it in the wind +Cause your nose it knows how to follow a whim +You've got to follow it wherever it goes +Got to follow it +You follow your nose and listen to your gut +To your gut now +To your gut now +Listen to your gut +Always listen to it now +Cause your gut is a whim machine +Whim whim whim +Wh +I m +Just do whatever and see what happens +Oh yeah" +Beautiful Soup,"BEAUTIFUL Soup, so rich and green, +Waiting in a hot tureen! +Who for such dainties would not stoop? +Soup of the evening, beautiful Soup! +Soup of the evening, beautiful Soup! +Beau--ootiful Soo-oop! +Beau--ootiful Soo-oop! +Soo--oop of the e--e--evening, +Beautiful, beautiful Soup! +Beautiful Soup! Who cares for fish, +Game, or any other dish? +Who would not give all else for two +Pennyworth only of Beautiful Soup? +Pennyworth only of beautiful Soup? +Beau--ootiful Soo-oop! +Beau--ootiful Soo-oop! +Soo--oop of the e--e--evening, +Beautiful, beauti--FUL SOUP!" +I've been writing poetry when,"I should be writing prose +Oh +I wake up in the morning +I'm not wearing any clothes +I got a better idea +Why don't we just break down +Think about it +Oh we could ignore it +That's what rich people do +Rich people +I've been drinking tea +I don't drink coffee +No +I don't at all +I've been saying these old words +I just start staring at the wal +I got a better idea +Why don't we think about it for a while and do nothing +Because that my friend is what rich will do +Living or living for the pleasure of it +Living +All living +Just to feel the feel +Feel with another +Don't stick your neck out +Don't even try to feel what they are giving back to you +Cause then you'll end up in a pile of leaves +Coming +I've been spinning fidgets +I've been slinging trunks all day long +I've been opening gullets +I've been going in trunks dunks alone +Don't you see that +I'm just like you +I got something old to h +In my life of leisure +I find myself swallowing" +Your face is a biscuit,"And butter is your skin +It’s melting off +As you fall asleep in +In the bathtub +In the bathtub +Someone gently touches your hand +You open your eyes and it’s the man +From the podcast +From the podcast +Can you picture biscuits +Animals in heat +The soldiers and the misfits +Making eyes across the deep +The mystery president +Collects her thoughts +Piles them up +Into an old wooden box +And burns it +She just lights it on fire +The mystery biscuit +With a handsome face +Sends a message +Out into space +Can you hear it +It sounds like this" +I’m blue daba dee daba die,"I’m blue as the clear blue sky +I’m blue like a meanie mean mean +I’m blue not purple or green +I’m blue! +I’m blue daba dee daba die +I’m blue, don’t ask me why +I’m blue, like a great big whale +I’m blue, like the ocean sail +I’m blue +I’m blue like a bird blue jay +robin’s egg coming out to play +I’m blue like a crabby crab crab +I am blue like mold in a lab +I’m blue! +I am a blue opal +I am a blue waterfall +I’m Uranus and Neptune +I am a sad blue moon" +I am meat that thinks,"I sleep for hours and then need to drink +Water that came from underground +I am meat that pays +The guitar and banjo, piano and bass +Singing flapping meat around +Don’t ask me how +I came to be +At some point +I was +zygote +zygote +At some point +I am meat that breathes +Puts hands together and gets on knees +Trying to talk to God +I am meat that struts +Down the Blvd looking for love +feeling that’s so odd +Don’t ask me how +I came to be +At some point +I was +zygote +zygote +At some point" +I didn’t know where to go I didn’t,"know what to look at I wanted to +start a blog But +all that writing was intimidating And +to make it look cool I had to +know all kinds of code Tumble +up! Tumble +down! Tumble +all the way around Tumble +like you’ve never tumbled before Tumble +‘til you’re sore and then tumble some more +Post a link Post +a song Post +your chats all day long Post +a video Feel +your heart go rumble Your +heart will double rumble every time you tumble +Tumblr x8" +Sleepin' in the field of dandelions,"Everybody's movin' to the rhythm +Of the sunlight, of the wind +Of the wind, of the wind" +The good ship democrat has made port,"After a brief but tumultuous voyage +The old yet seaworthy vessel +Has docked at port Biden +It’s not the most up to date +The facilities are antique +But it seems moderately safe +service of thanksgiving is under way" +My head feels like it's full of cement,"Gotta write the songs that pay the rent +When sick time comes wonder where healthy time went +I write these sick sick songs +do i get sick a lot well i guess i do +it's go go go go until it's flu flu flu +and then it's stop stop stop and achoo achoo achoo +i write these sick sick songs +these sick songs +are never very long +but i know you understand +cause i'm a sick sick man +these sick songs +i'm never feeling strong +but i know you get the reason +it's the sick sick season" +Whens the future gonna be here,"Are we living in it right now +I'm waiting for the singularity +To suck me up and spit me out +Whens the future gonna be here +I wanna live on mars +I wanna know whats in a black hole +wanna goddamn flying car +where is the future +it's right here +where is the future +it's right here +when's the future gonna be here +when the robots do our work +and then they kill all of us +because we treated them like jerks +when's the future gonna be here +with apocalypse and doom +until the future comes i'm done done +gonna sit here in my room +where is the future +it's right here +where is the future +it's right here" +Can’t escape I’m underneath the water,"I’m cold and the world’s getting hotter +I play guitar but I don’t know karate +I shot a gun once and I got a bullseye +Wrote a book and I’ll let you read it +My demons need to be defeated +Torture like some medieval +Town where they burn women +Saw a car run into a lamppost +Saw a kid sitting on the side walk +Saw the snow falling gently outside +You’re not a skeptic you’re part of +The ruling class going harder +Holding on for dear life with all the +Cracks that have started to appear +Right symptom wrong diagnosis +Nothing can be fixed with explosives +More music and more dancing +More down here and less fancy +Saw my friend slipping into his driveway +Saw two lines of people at the airport +Saw guns bigger than in Texas, over there" +then you posted about it,"you thought somehow that meant you won +then it was reinstated +if this were star wars you'd be the death star +if it were lord of the rings you live in modor +if this were the smurfs you'd be gargamel +if this were harry potter you'd be voldermort +you can mess around with my website name +it's rock cookie bottom bitch +what does MG stand for anyway? +Or is it just your sissy pen name" +"Three AM, lights off","Back and forth +Waiting for your call +Wondering how it came to be +That I want you and need you +That I love you and I see you +Across time and space I see clearly +With a smiling face and tired eyes +Upside down, you in my life +Lively in my world +You and I +You and I +My love, you and I +Three AM, computer on +Back and forth +Waiting for your call +Wondering how it came to be +I hear you say, “Dying inside.” +You want me, but you’re gone tonight +You say we’re done, I gotta set you free +You disconnect, I curse the sky +I’ve lost you but I’ve made up my mind +I cry into the night you must hold on +You and I +You and I +My love, you and I +I know your fears +I know your nightmares +I know you cry +All night +You and I +We’ll make it through +Every thing +Will be all right +Three AM, here we are +Sitting still +As night falls +Wondering how it came to be +Please don’t cover up your scars +I love you exactly as you are +Till the end of time, It’s you and me +When you smile +Take my hand +We wander through the shifting sands +The only thing I know for sure" +The square of the hypotenuse in a right,"triangle Is +equal to the sum of the squares of +the two other sides The +square of the hypotenuse in a right triangle +Is equal to the sum of the squares +of the two other sides a squared plus +b squared equals c squared the hypotenuse is +the long side in a right triangle Let's +call that one C. +The other two sides, it doesn't matter which +you call which, we'll make our A +and B. +A squared plus B +squared equals C +squared. It's +the Pythagorean +theorem. Pythagoras +figured this out over 2,000 years ago. Listen +closely, you can hear them. A +squared plus B +squared equals C +squared. A +squared plus B +squared equals C +squared." +So so so so a capa,"Jason, Sam, Camille, Proof +Lexi, Michael, Ruben, Ruthie +Maria, Macenzie, Grace, Joanna +Laila, Barbara, Belle, Aruna +Blanca, Jonas, Nicole, Jed +Turquoise, Lily, Khaya and Ben +Rebecca, Lucciana +Thanks for letting me hang with you +I learned a lot, I hope you did too +Please promise me +You will keep writing songs +Every single one of you +I want to sing along +You don’t gotta be +Famous or nothin’ +But you all got something going on +That makes my heart go +So so so so a capa +I hope you have a good summer +And your song writing is on fire +If you wanna stay in touch I am easy to find +Right here on the internet until the end of time" +Down in the mud in the dust in,"the dirt Where +the most innocent are sure to get hurt +That’s where I want to be where I +want to spend my time In +the shadow of the temple of bombs from +the sky I’m +home You +know My +heart Won’t +fit But +we Make +do Until +We’re hit Why +do the worst of the worst get by +While the first and the innocent all must +die Craters +in the street and all the olive trees +Placing curses on the land sending notes upon +the breeze" +we tend our garden with the utmost care,"but we don't mind if you sit a while +come sit in our weird garden +we're bad at sports but we love to dance +come dance with us in our weird garden +come dance +come dance +move your body +if you can't sing +just make some sound +if you don't feel like dancing +but it's not all wine and roses +your hearts unraveled +and your insides exposed and +oh your head will explode +but don't worry cause we'll make you a new one +you can search for a solution +but it was there all along +in our weird garden +you make the rules" +Debbie Charter,"is a mother of 2 Nina +and Jason +She's raised 5 of her 6 grandchildren She +married the love her life His +name is Mel +They've been together Since +high school She +lives near the Racquette +River in a house passed down from her +grandparents 5 generations in that house Love +chaos understanding and it's also haunted by the +ghost of a bride in her wedding gown +Debbie is shorter than Jess +And jess is 5 foot 2 She +has a soft and gentle way about her +She'll never raise her voice at you She +has a laugh like bells And +she laughs often Especially +in times of difficulty Especially +in times of difficulty She's +always on the move With +relentless determination She +will always lend a helping hand And +always withholds judgment She +was a refuge for Jess +back in the day She +always opened up her home when Jess +needed a place to stay" +Everything is great,"Everything is fine +The feeling in your stomach +Don’t pay it any mind +We are gonna make it +Make it oh we will +Either with the sunshine +Or the blood that spills +Everything is great +Never better than right now +Life is kitten rainbow +And silver lining clouds +Never need to worry +Cuz it’ll all work out +Just ignore the trucks +On the edge of town +Just ignore the strong wind +And the fact that you +Can’t find what you’re looking for +At the supermarket food +In all the signals +There’s more than noise +But stay positive +For all the girls and boys +Everything is great +Everything is good +Houses made of brick +Houses made of wood +Just ignore the big bad +And the rising tide +Everything is great +Everything is fine r" +You are more than your constituent parts,"When one year is over another one starts +You won't run out of chances to refill your hearts +So just keep swinging that sword +Turn off all the lights and sing to the dark +Get down on your hands and knees and bark +Draw all over your walls with a magic marker +Just don't let yourself get bored +The magnetic fields that protect you +Won’t work forever +Someday the cosmic rays +Will burn you to a crisp +But for now +You are a human being +Hurtling through space +Going into 2015 +Maybe everything went just as you planned +Maybe you got sucked under into the quicksand +Maybe you final took your stand +Against the people doing you wrong +Maybe you did your best but it all went to shit +Maybe you’re not quite through the thick of it +Maybe you have remorse, maybe you got regrets +But you know it won’t be long +Before you hear that knock knock +On your door +And you’ll be sailing out for that +Distant shore +But for now +You are a human being +Hurtling through space +Going into 2015 +New Years Eve and my son is sick +The worry hangs over me and mama so thick +It’ll be a long night as the time tick tick ticks +We won’t be watching the ball +Take every chance man I know you got guts +We’ve all got high points and we’ve all got ruts +Out in the street they are all going nuts +The snow’s just beginning to fall +Close your eyes and I hope you dream +Of the year that will come +Whatever you need +I hope you get some" +Monsters ,"Rising up +To the sky +Like they're trying to escape +Do they know I'm here +I am Fall +What's your name?" +The air is so much cleaner,"The grass is so much greener +The people much less meaner +On Bicycle Boulevard +The street is much less scary +The bikes are way less wary +The people are more hairy +On Bicycle Boulevard +I wanna be where the bikes roam free +I wanna reside where the folks are always riding +So unencumbered +When the cars are outnumbered +On Bicycle Boulevard +The lungs are always stronger +The days are always longer +The ping is so much ponger +On Bicycle Boulevard +The weather’s always better +You never need a sweater +You can always go and get her +On Bicycle Boulevard +I wanna be where the bikes roam free +I wanna reside where the folks are always riding +So unencumbered +When the cars are outnumbered +On Bicycle Boulevard +Can’t you hear those bike bells ringing? +Can’t you hear those breaks a squealing? +Can’t you hear those voices singing for you? +On Bicycle Boulevard +The faces are so happy +Commute is so more snappy +100 times less crappy +On Bicycle Boulevard +You’ll feel like a winner +pro or a beginner +And you just might get thinner +On Bicycle Boulevard +I wanna be where the bikes roam free +I wanna reside where the folks are always riding +So unencumbered +When the cars are outnumbered +On Bicycle Boulevard" +Now,"I'm home +Did you miss me +Now +I'm home +Won't you kiss me +De +Niro's been banned from +Twitter and the +GOP's on fire now +I'm home +Now +I'm home +I got a lot to do +I got a lot to do +I got a lot to do +I got a lot to do +I gotta do you too +Ooh ooh ooh ooh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah +Now +I'm home +Did you miss me +Now +I'm home +Won't you kiss me +Everything is all messed up in the world +But +I've got you +I got love oh oh oh oh oh oh" +Cold will come down from the North,"Taking all the things you’ve known +Everything is touched with the ashen coat +Reptile brain adrenaline +Extends a hand to take you in +Foolish ones believe they can handle it" +I had myself just a little bit of,"time So +I opened her window and down down I +climbed Oh +I had no plan the night was cool +and spooky I listened to my heart beat +to see which way it moved me The +moon threw shadows where the light should be +And from those shadows out came future me +Well met said I shut up now said +he If +you want to live you’ve got to follow +me Took +me to an office park where the crossroads +meet He +disarmed the security guard and tied her to +a tree He +had a key card that opened big glass +doors On +the elevator he hit the button for the +lowest floor Descending +for what felt like 15 minutes at least +The doors opened on a cavernous hall this +is it said future me What +is it I asked you’ll see said he +And he pushed me out took the elevator +Nearly knocked me off my feet The +only light was red and strange From +a giant hole in the floor I got +a few feet from the edge But +dared not get closer voice rose from the +deep “Who do you think you are?” I +said I’ve +been trying To +figure that out for a while The +voice said why and I said why what +Why don’t you know who you think you +are And +I said I guess it’s because Any +time I concentrate And +try to figure it out It +feels like there’s a weight On +my chest the size of a house Out +of the great hole came two shining eyes +Heavier than mountains and darker than the darkest +night I tried to look away but the +force was just too great I felt gentle +hands lifting me out of the cave Time +stretched and space bent and suddenly out I +came The +cool and spooky night all around me once +again I looked into the distance felt a +feeling grow I saw past me and he +was crawling out the window" +Put my hands,"in the fire +Put my feet +In the sky +Throw all of your convenience +To where it has no other meaning +Where you hit a single button +And you make it rain +Tired of satisfaction +Hoist that rag and praise it +Love and this existence +Full of pain +Put that thermometer +Under my tongue +Kill my fever +With a cold, cold bath +Bash your heads together +You've wanted it forever +And your chest and your bodies +Coalesce +When your teeth fall out +And a warm light fills your mouth +Overwhelming minisculity +The only thing that you have left +Put that look +Away, far away +Save it for the day +That may never come +Breath turns into vapor +Your hat's made out of paper +No one understands you +But you're fine +Floors dark and creaking +crude attempt at speaking +You look so beautiful +And you're mine" +SuperPhiz had a hacky sack,"Of sacks he didn’t want +He sacked it straight to Robert +And said don’t let that drop +Robert kicked to Connor +Connor kneed to Meta Dreamer +Dreamer kicked to Yalor +Who kicked to Kevin with such power +Kevin sacked to Shreyas +Shreyas passed to Andy now +Andy sent to Lefteris +Who kicked to mike, kerPOW +Don’t know why +This is fun +Hacky sack +On ethereum +Mike sent to WalletConnect +Who sent it Izzy’s way +Iz kick back to Yalor +Who said Akita your turn to play +Akita barked at Austin +Who sent it straight to me +I kicked to one of many matts +He was anxious and jittery +ppl pleaser saved him +She sent straight to her Dao +They kicked it to fingerprints +Who kicked it to flamingo now" +Every couple of years they try to destroy the Internet,"Hollywood and the recording industry +They want to make their customers into criminals +To make streaming unauthorized music into a felony +Rather than change and grow with the times, they'd rather censor you +All in the name of justice +Cranky old men who barely use email being led by lobbyists +Into thinking that what their doing is protecting artists +hey all my friends in congress +i never ask for much +and you never listen anyway when i do +but this one effects me directly +i live on the internet +please consider me and my comrades +when you're thinking this one through +cause what you're really doing is meddling with a vital medium +that creates jobs and helps bring down tyranny +with one copyright claim a hollywood studio could shut down everything +tumblr and youtube and twitter all just vanishing +under these bills we'd give hollywood death star powers +just point em at a site and the site goes boom +and frankly i don't trust all those large corporations +or you, the government, to not screw us all over +hey all my friends in congress +i never ask for much +and you never listen anyway when i do +but this one effects me directly +i live on the internet +please consider me and my comrades +when you're thinking this one through" +i need a break,"give me time to think and a solitary place +the lines are getting longer +it's clear i don't belong +you're the empire state +and i'm king kong +take me i'm yours tonight +i won't say a word won't put up a fight +just let me melt into the dark +bury me naked in the yard +this town ain't big enough +this town ain't strong enough +this town ain't hard enough +but i can't break free +in the morning i am all ablaze +with hot ideas and cold x rays +in the night i'm a floppy mess +i'm the beating heart that's in my chest +just leave me all alone +there's misconceptions i have to own +look away before i turn to salt +i won't be anybody's fault +this town ain't big enough +this town ain't strong enough +this town ain't hard enough +but i can't break free +everybody thinks that they know it all +from the golden gate to the great china wall +i know enough to know i don't +the rain falls and the thunder groans +i'm just an insect who +fell in love with you +warm nights and a glowing face +and running out of space +action's worth a million words +words are air until something occurs +when i look up too the sky +i watch the days go flying by" +Jupiter jumping on the rocks,"Jupiter jumping on the rocks +Jupiter jumping on the rocks +Jupiter jumping on the rocks +Jupiter jumping on the rocks +Jupiter jumping on the rocks +Jupiter jumping on the rocks +Jumping +He's really jumping +Jupiter jumping on the rocks +Jumping +He's really jumping" +Everybody knows how to get by,"Everybody knows what they're doing +When they look just like a butterfly in the sky +Where they were fluent +Don't put yourself down +Don't let it get to you +I'm here for you today +Everybody's going for right now +On this place called +Earth +And everybody knows just what that is really worth +It's so easy to put yourself in somebody else's shoe +But you don't know do that enough do you +Everybody looking for an answer +But maybe there is none +Everybody thinks that they are somehow the only one +Who puts themselves down +Who puts themselves last +Don't put yourself down +You don't got to move fast and great things +To be worthy +To be worthy +To be worthy +To be worthy +Squeak squeak squeaky squeak squeak squeak" +Trick a little gecko into telling you the news,"And the little gecko will run over your shoes +Everybody's fighting for a little slice a pie +But all that the gecko does is run and hide +Oh little gecko, little gecko wha oh x3 +Hug a little gecko and take it for a walk +But all that the gecko does is croak and talk +One or two or three or five four or more +On the walls, ceiling all over the floor +Bring a little gecko back to the main +Watch him struggle and watch him strain +Never was a gecko so thoroughly confused +So this little gecko runs all over your shoes" +My wife said you know what’d be funny,"You could make a meme coin +You could n ame it after this carseat +It’s Solana 2, you get it right +Cuz the carseat’s called Solana 2 +And Solana is where the memecoins are +I said honey that’s pretty funny +She wouldn’t let it go now here we are" +Bodies are confusing,"They are fragile and built to break +Sometimes they come with extra parts +By some joke or by mistake +And when you're finally old enough +To get the most outta what you got +There's so much guilt and shame +Built up that your self worth is shot +Lift that veil +Let your mustache free +You don't have to exist within +That old dichotomy +Wear that dress +And look good doing it +Let that corset hug you +And don't let anyone ruin it +Rose Old Rose +Lord and master of Love Hall +He who strikes a beautiful pose +And then crushes the cricket ball +She who pilgrimaged alone +to Salmacis Fountain +Where she stared her body down +And was reborn upon the mountain +Abandoned on a trash heap +And a savoir so bizarre +Parents who gave you everything +But the truth of what you are +lifetime of denial +And something finally clicks +You are strong and versatile +And if you're not broke don't fix +Let them star e +Let them be obscene +Let yourself be who you are +You're twice the human being +Let them call you names like +Lady Skimmington +Let them try +To make you just like them + Rose Old Rose +Lord and master of Love Hall +He who curtsies, bows and poses +And then crushes the cricket ball +She who pilgrimaged alone +to Salmacis Fountain +Where she stared her body down +And was reborn upon the mountain +murderer and a dogboy +siren and a priest +Your family got the best of you +But then woke your sleeping beast + Ain't it just like a family +To try to keep you from what is yours +Ain't it just like a family +To help you fight all of your wars +Cross your family's line +Show them who is boss +Show them you don't have to choose +Random ass coin toss +Lift that veil +Let your mustache shine +The face that launched 1000 songs +face of your own design" +He did not have sex with that couch,"All alone in his house +He most certainly was not aroused +By that big, fluffy, gorgeous couch +He did not have sex +He did not have sex with that couch +Chesterfield or a Chaise lounge +Settee or a rollout couch +tuxedo or a serpentine +good lookin’ midcentury +Sectional, Lawson, Daybed, Futon +Camelback, Loveseat, Divan, Mah Jong +Gettin it on with an English roll arm +Oh no but +He did not have sex with that couch! +Camaleonda +Serpentine +Tuxedo" +If you’re you living,"By the book +Then you may not have looked that close +At the darkness +At the edge +Buried beneath the bridge like a ghost +You can’t deny it +The harder you fight it +The more it takes control +If you embrace it +Own up and face it +Integrate into your soul" +There is nothing you can fix with duct,"tape Just +rip off a little piece and you will +escape certain doom Certain +doom There +is nothing you can't fix with a little +I was making a pie just for you +I bought the crust at Trader +Joe's and I put it into the oven +the oven I'm +not very good at the piano I'm +not very good I don't know why I +insist that playing the piano and I really +should play the guitar See +I didn't mean to hit the G +note and I don't know what notes I'm +hitting It's +not sex second nature to be me I've +been improvising songs when I used to would +write them I'm +pretty sure I've +talked about this before but it's just a +big changing because I don't feel like writing +them today at all and the window is +open so you hear the cars go by +and you listening to my song I gotta +ask why" +We’ve come a long way,"The path has never been straight +Nothing’s ever black and white +And still we try to make things right +L M N O P +All of this was only leading me +At the end of a Golden Road +We don’t think of ourselves as heroes +Now that we can finally rest +We put our theories to the test" +"Pig, Pig","Piggy pig pig pig pig +Gaston and Penelope +They’re just a couple of pigs +They live in Jersey City +And that’s where we live +They hang out together +Two pigs not very big +Gaston and Penelope +They’re just a couple of pigs" +Time sit,"Solider on the battle field +Look into the darkness +Come away with nothing +See the point of someday +Some of it is actual +Actually it’s nothing +And you feel it out +Plunk down +Piston on a roller wheel +Cop a golden flower +Flowing in the mountain +Mount another stallion +Buck the trendy system +Singing all the time +Singing all the time +Singing all the time +All about 45 +I don’t want to die +Singing all the time +Latch key +Unlocking the mystery +Realizing something +Going back to nothing +Thinking it’s a good thing +Not really sure of anything +Anything at all +Muzzle me +To stop me from singing +Take away my larynx +Instead put a candle +Where my throat was yesterday +Day by day the wax wanes +And some day I’ll die" +Daisy can double jump Daisy,"can double jump In +Mario run In +Mario run okay your turn What +do you want to say Get +around Daisy +can double jump Daisy +can double jump and bar Mario +run and Mario +collects coins Rainbow +coins Mario +collects coins Rainbow +coins That's +not kind I don't wanna make a sun +today I don't want to make up a +sun today I don't want to make up +a song today no no no you can't +make me Jupiter +Jupiter Man +I ain't going to work on Maggie's +farm no more I ain't going to work +on Maggie's +farm Jupy's +moving the cone all around and so you're +seeing all kinds of stuff Yeah +Now you're sure the covers oh that's right +What are you doing to be oh now +it's time to go to bed oh now +it's time to rest your sleepy hair yeah +yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah +it's time to go to bed oh now +it's time to go to sleep oh now +it's time to not make a little peep +oh yeah oh yeah now is time But +I don't want to go to bed Papa +you can't you be not that my way +no you netta my way I don't know +what that is What +is that My +way I don't know what you're saying Lil +Nether is my way Nether +is my way yeah Can +you actually sing that Nether +is my way Nether +is my way Nether +is my way One +wooden plank make a button Nether +is my way Nether's +my way One +wooden plank makes a button Nether +is my way Nether +is my way One +wooden plank makes a button Switches +do stuff Switches +do stuff Nether +is my way One +wooden plank makes a button Switches +do stuff Nether +is my way One +wooden plank makes a button Makes +a button Makes +a button Button +button Another +sword when you does 8 damage another sword +does 8 damage another sword does 8 Damage +nether is my way One +plank makes a button and nether is my +way Is +my way what about the switch 11 wooden +plank switches do stuff Buttons +wooden planks Switches +do stuff Nether +do stuff Button +do stuff Button +do stuff Button +do stu Buttons +do stuff Button +do stuff Buttons +do stuff Buttons +do stuff Buttons +do stuff Buttons +do stuff Never +do stuff Buttons +do stuff never is my way Buttons +buttons do stuff Nether +is my way One +wooden pink make a button One +wooden plank makes a button One +wooden plank make a button one wooden plank +makes a button What's +that" +Thunder thunder thunder here it comes,"Shakes you in your gut and in your bones +Thunder Thunder Thunder stand aside +Thor’s mad about something tonight +Hear that rain a falling +Falling on the roof +Sounds like little rivers +Sounds like in the womb +Rain rain rain +It’s my favorite thing +Then the sun comes out +And I begin to sing +Holding up my hands +Waiting for the strike +Riding around this old town +On a metal bike +Better now get inside +Before I get hit +Thor will slap me hard +And that will just be it" +Have you heard this joke? It's funny (ha ha ha),"About a system out of whack +How the banks all took our money +And now we're trying to get it back +Trying to get it back +But the banks all drag their heels +Just like we knew they would +It's time that we got real +It's time for Robin Hood +It's time for Robin Hood +Ride Robin ride +It's the Robin Hood tax +Do the Robin Hood dance +It's the Robin Hood tax +Also known as the Financial Transaction Tax +It's the Robin Hood tax +Some people call it FTT for short +“But Jonathan, what is exactly is the Robin Hood Tax?” +“Well, I’ll tell ya!” +All over the world +Hundreds of thousands of times a day +Financial assets are traded +The Robin Hood tax, taxes these trades +Like stocks, bonds and foreign exchange +Traded both physically and as derivatives +Options, forwards, futures and swaps +We're talking speculative banking +So it won't affect you or me +The rate of the tax would be +Between .5% and .005% +And implemented globally +Would raise 400 billion every year +It's the Robin Hood tax +Do the Robin Hood dance +Make the Robin Hood face +Yeah +It's the Robin Hood tax +Do the Robin Hood dance +Make the Robin Hood face +Yeah +It's the Robin Hood tax +Do the Robin Hood dance +Make the Robin Hood face +Yeah +It's the Robin Hood tax +Do the Robin Hood dance +Make the Robin Hood face +Yeah +Yeah +Yeahhhh" +Sa it's raining,"Just restart +Can you just restart +Can you just restart +Can you just restart +Can you just restart +Can you just restart +Can you just restart +Can you just restart +Can you just restart +Can you just restart +Can you just restart +Can you just restart +Can you restart +Can you restart +Can you restart +Can you restart +Can you restart +Can you restart +Can you restart +Can you restart +Can you rest +Restart +Can you restart +Can you restart +Can you restart +Can you restart +Can you restart +Can you restart +Can you restart +Can you restart +Can you restart +Can you restart +Can you just restart +Can you just restart +Can you just restart +Can you just restart +Can you just restart +Can you just restore +Can you just restore +Can you just restart +Can you just restore +Can" +I know that papa beat the dark lord down,"I know that Voldemort was scary and proud +I wonder what papa’s secret could be +""Well,"" papa said, “Albus listen to me!” +He said +It’s love, yes it’s love +That’s what he said +It’s love, yes it’s love +That’s the magic +It’s love, yes it’s love +Love is the most powerful +I said to mama, “That can’t be enough! +Did papa beat Riddle with the power of love?” +“Yes, sweet boy, it’s totally true: +Love can do things no other magic can do!” +She said +It’s love, yes it’s love +That’s what she said +It’s love, yes it’s love +That’s the magic +It’s love, yes it’s love +Love is the most powerful +Uncle Ron and Hermione +They both said the same thing to me +And Dumbledore came in a dream +And said, ""Love is the most powerful thing!"" +James is my brother and we fight a lot +Stupify expelliarmus that's all I got +But late at night when everyone’s asleep +We got the cloak invisibility +Because +It’s love, yes it’s love +We're a family +It’s love, yes it’s love +That’s the magic +It’s love, yes it’s love +Love is the most powerful" +Too early too early We've,"been waking up too early too early and +so I don't know how to stay awake +so I go Too +early too early We've +been going to bed too late I am +so so tired that I don't think I +will surv if I go Whoa +O Downtown +Downtown Too +early Downtown +Too early too early too early we're waking +up too early for life for life for +life for life Too +early" +We fought an alien,"from the movie alien +We fought the ghost of Hitler +But he looked like Robin Williams +We barricaded the doors +Got out these big ol guns +It was like an action movie +The brain’s work is never done +(Why do humans dream?) +When the moon’s behind the sun +The brain’s work is never done +When ideas you’ve got none +The brains work is never done +We fought a drag queen +Who was 20 feet tall +We fought an alligator +who walked on two legs +And a tiny snek +That came out of an egg +I thought it bit me +But there was no blood" +"You take the red one, I’ll take the toboggan","This hill is so huge I had almost forgotten +One year older and my snow pants are tight +All my brother and I do is fight +Down the hill +The wind in the trees +My limbs start to freeze +million foot drop +And back to the top +Dodge that bush and look out for that stump +Pack the snow tight and lets make a jump +Faster and faster don’t give it much thought +Did you see how much air Gary just got +Down the hill +The sky is grey +I could do this all day +Keep your hat on your head +Let’s go all on one sled +My lungs are on fire and my boots are soaked +Let’s go home where the fire is stoked +Put on pajamas and play Mario +Slide down the hill killing Goombas as we go +Down the hill +Faster and faster +We barely stave off disaster +million foot drop +And back to the top" +"So simple to play, so difficult to master","Your heart is just like a game of +Tetris So +simple to play, so difficult to master But +I’m gonna try, cus I’m +that kinda guy And +I may never know for sure I may +never understand you completely But +I’ll keep trying just as long as you +will let me Two +birds sit on a willow branch One +bird is happy, the other bird is sad +The wind whips the willow around and around +The two birds hold on to each other’s +hand The +birds have wings, not fingers and things And +I may never know for sure I may +never understand you completely But +I’ll keep trying just as long as you +will let me But +I’m gonna try, yeah I’m +gonna try And +I may never know for sure I may +never understand you completely But +I’ll keep trying just as long as you +will let me I’ll +keep trying just as long as you will +let me My +heart’s more like a big, glass orb You +can see right through it and it’s easy +to break My +heart is like a delicate flower, it smells +really nice but it will die if you +take it So +watch out, yeah look out You +will always know for sure You +will know it all And +you will know it all as long as +I will let you And +you will know it all as long as +I will let you I’ll +keep trying just as long as you will +let me I’ll +keep trying just as long as you will +let me" +Oooh bamboo,"Oooh ooh ooh oh ooh oooh +Oooh bamboo +Oooh ooh ooh oh ooh oooh +Bamboo makes me dance +Bamboo makes me swing +Bamboo makes me do +Almost anything +Bamboo all around +Bamboo in the ground +Bamboo through and through +Bamboo in the clouds +Oooh ooh ooh oh ooh oooh +Bamboo bamboo +Oooh ooh ooh oh ooh oooh +Bamboo bamboo +Bamboo is a treat +Bamboo grows and grows +Just where bamboo goes +Nobody knows +Bamboo got your tongue +Bamboo got your nose +Bamboo jump up high +Bamboo in your clothes +Bamboo muddy mud +Bamboo muddy mud +Bamboo muddy clack +Bamboo up in front +Bamboo at my back +Ohhh oh +Oooh bamboo +Oooh ooh ooh oh ooh oooh +Oooh bamboo +Oooh ooh ooh oh ooh oooh +Oooh bamboo +Oooh ooh ooh oh ooh oooh +Oooh bamboo +Oooh ooh ooh oh ooh oooh +Ba boo boo ba boo ba ba booo" +"Home from school, throw my book bag down","Beep boop beep electronic sounds +Donkey Kong's got a big ol' dong! +Would you kindly listen to this song +Sound of mario + mushroom +Mario be collecting all those coins, +a swift kick in Mario land's economy's groin +Beware the Kuribo's shoe. +Mario got a big 'ol head +""We all know Zack can't play them"" +those pew pew, space invaders! +I got a point for killing Lmac in Project Ares! +I play video games , but they are all the same +Sun is shining anymore, +this she didn't you come before +Why are you throwing such a fuss? +All your base are belong to us. +Tetris, Tetris,Tetris, Tetris, +how many players can i troll today? +Too many to count, just join in my gaming way +Controller callouses on my fingers, +game over frustration still lingers +I like video games +I have multiple lives +Pong +1UP! +It's game over +video games bring the world together +I rage quit the game! +These games make me RAAAAAAAGGGGGGEEEE +Quiero un videojuego. Soy un videojuego. +Command my troops to the end of line, +end of line, me and team fortress 2! +360 no scope head shot +lmgpro 360 no scope l33t n00b +Wucka, Wucka, Wucka....GAME OVER. +Sometimes I feel like an NPC. +no-scope by any other gun would shoot as sweet. +Who needs friends when Meat Boy is my homie? +Glados gladiators gladly gliding +reality is a game, i'd say it's 8-bit +Living in the real world... Of Warcraft... +Be sure to master your sword before you triforce. +if i don't win, you're not my friend anymore.... +spawn camping, team killing son of a bitch +My joystick is the console of the night +I kill one, but two more take its place +i'm making a note here, great success +Ralph Baer, Nolan Bushnell, +David Crane, and Shigeru Miyamoto... +important guys you need to know. +QBert, Dragon's Lair, Donkey Kong. +GTA turned my GPA into a 2.1 +Tempest, Centipede, Joust and Tron. +I'm sorry but your princess is in another castle." +Heaven had an empty spot,"But I lived in the land that time forgot +So I was looking for an exit +I don’t like holding out my hand +And hoping for whatever from god and man +Giving me this time +I stand tall like everything is ok +Open up the nearest book +You could be happy in the time it took +To write those words +But you’re walking down that lonely path +Knowing what you want but not knowing how to ask +You’ve heard no too many times +And the day gets longer +And I’m out of steam +I’m looking for you in my dream +I forgot who you were +And when i figured it out +That’s when I was sure" +Mitt Romney Pays Less Taxes Than Me,"Mitt Romney pays less taxes than me +Mitt Romney pays less taxes than me +He calls me a mooch +He calls me a leech +And yet he pays less taxes than me +Mitt Romney pays less taxes than you +Mitt Romney pays less taxes than you +Unless you're rich as him +And your accountants just as shrewd +Mitt Romney pays less taxes than you +Mitt Romney pays less taxes than us +Mitt Romney pays less taxes than us +And he contributes nothing +And leaves behind him dust +Mitt Romney pays less taxes than us +Those who pay no income tax +Still pay a payroll tax +Which comes to 15.3 percent +That's a bit more than the 13.9 +That Romney pays on his entire fortune +Mitt Romney pays less taxes than ya'll +In his private jet less taxes than ya'll +If you're struggling to get by +To him that must sound so banal +Mitt Romney pays less taxes than ya'll +Mitt Romney pays less taxes most +Mitt Romney pays less taxes most +In front of the right crowd +It's a fact he'd probably boast +Mitt Romney pays less taxes most +Mitt Romney pays less taxes than me +Mitt Romney pays less taxes than me +I'll make less in 20 years than he'll make this week +Mitt Romney pays less taxes than me" +then to A for that cool thing,"If I had another day +I might try to make you stay +As it is I’m feeling fake +Turn myself around +I’m about to lose my mind +I got nothing left but time +I’m out of control and I’m +about to hit the ground +Lackluster heart +Blockbuster start +Unopened struts +I’ve got the guts" +too little too little too little to,"get what you want +and too big to enjoy it +so you throw another quarter in the jukebox you +dance the night away until there's nothing +left but quiet in your heart +So many so many so many days +Left feeling like +Nobody is listening +It’d be so easy to let it go to waste +So you spend these days concentrating +on the quiet in your heart +quiet in your heart +quiet in your heart +the world can fall around you +life will punch and pound you +but when the cells divide i know just where they start +right there in the quiet in your heart +Here in the here in the here in the fog +Too many voices, all indistinguishable +Came here for a reason, but now that’s lost1 +And the only map I have +Is stuck with the quiet in my heart +Ideas come as I follow my nose +I’m too slow to label and collect all them +But if you’ve got one that you can’t let go +Wrap it up tight +And put it with the quiet in your heart +quiet in your heart +quiet in your heart +Rivers move slow +until they over flow +and when you're bones are broke you fall apart +right back to the quiet in your heart +the quiet in your heart +quiet in your heart +lovers live and die +there's lightening in the sky +there are no guarantees there is no chart +There’s really nothing but the quiet in your heart" +Don’t forget to pack those rainclouds,"Put them with the sleet and snow +You’re gonna miss that weather +The further west you go +The fog is replaced by CO2 +Hanging heavy on the 405 +And it starts to get to you +The driving just to stay alive +Sure some of it is beautiful +Stars reflected in the city lights +Pretty people everywhere you look +Shorts and t shirt at night +But don’t forget to pack that raincloud +Don’t forget to pack your heart +Airplanes give the illusion +That you’re not worlds apart +Candy colored lipstick loving +Fronds blowing in the wind +One foot in the movie business +You’ll come running back again +but I have no doubt +That you’ll figure this all out +even if you ignore me now +You will learn" +Look into my heart and my heart says no,"My blood will boil and my skin will glow +My insides churn at the things I lack +Look into my heart filled heart attack +I am pouring so completely +Into a new design +brand new mould made out of something +No emotion intertwined +And the fire melts me down +And the water sets me so +And my heart is broken but full of something +It's never had before +I try to see the origins because I pretend +That the origins will make it all make sense +When it's split it down the middle both sides divorce +You're lagging behind and you're way off course +And I am changing so completely +From a chimera two by two +Removing all the DNA that I picked up +From living inside you" +Struck by lightning again,"Hit by a meteorite +Woken up mid dream +I can’t sleep through the night +Washed away by the flood +Choked by the smoke and the fog +Stuck in the sinking mud +And the boss told me off +Ain’t that just luck +One side or another +Ain’t that just luck +So it’s like why bother +Ain’t that just luck +No cosmic joke +Ain’t that just luck +Just like when god spoke +Lost in a whirling maze +Where the sky is a dagger and claw +Soldiers carrying my crew +The saddest thing I ever saw +Earthquake breaks and shakes +Down into the earth I go +Holding on to my thoughts +So I don’t forget everything I know +Ain’t that just luck +One side or another +Ain’t that just luck +So it’s like why bother +Ain’t that just luck +No cosmic joke +Ain’t that just luck +Just like when god spoke" +CGI baby giraffes are still cute,"And they don’t smell bad or poop +CGI baby giraffes can melt +Even the coldest heart you’ve ever felt +I wanna go where the CGI giraffes are +Put me into the holodeck right now Picard" +It's the bottom of the night and the,"pitcher is fatigue Oklahoma +State championship Little +League Coach +puts Tommy +in and Tommy +is on fire Strike +one two three And +the crowd roars just like a choir You +can hear the celebration from just about everywhere +The parade marches on Tommy's +in the middle right there His +mama's so proud He +sees Papa +grin It's +a cotton candy home coming now He's +shooting hoops They +are down by one It's +a junior high championship He's +got to get it done from center core +Everything on the line It's +a miracle shot Just +as the buzzer starts to wind You +can hear the celebration from just about everywhere +The parade march is on Tommy's +in the middle right there His +mama's so proud He +looks at Papa +once again It's +a cotton candy home Come +in And +now he is in college standing in the +rain helmet on squinting through the championship football +game The +punt is high and long The +receiver fumbles hard but Tommy +picks it up and goes 85 yards Well +you can hear the celebration from just about +everywhere The +parade marches on and on Tommy's +in the middle right there His +mama's so proud Papa +beams at him It's +a Cotton +county home Come +in Tommy +believes in his country straight down to his +core So +when his country needed him Tommy +we went off to war Guns +and bombs fade into a bugle high and +clear He +came back a hero decorated and revered You +can see the procession from just about everywhere +The parade marches on Tommy's +in the middle right there His +mama in console Papa +looks into the distance It's +a Cotton +county home It's +a Cotton +county home It's +a Cotton +county home coming" +Feeling lazy on a Saturday,"don't wanna get up I can stay just +one day to myself don't wanna see the +way that I the more I push the +story that I go the more I learn +the less I think I know I was +never baby then when I was 17 now +I'm 40 looking down the trash compact I +got nobody I got somebody I got nobody +I got somebody Every +time I look into the mirror upside down +I see my face looking like the person +in the town after seeing what I believe +Now I'm +not saying maybe no more for me nobody +will tell you that you got till they +will until it's too late and you're down +inside of a I got somebody I got +somebody I got somebody I got somebody Turn +away from the windy side of town I'm +looking to find myself under the ground but +you know I had face made of a +mask I live one step away" +He has trouble finding an ATM,"that’s low enough for a Hobbit +But when Frodo +comes to the end of town Where +the schnitzel flows like brandy wine He +has no trouble finding an ATM +He just goes to the Hobbit +ATM Oh +the Hobbit +ATM Perfect +size for Hobbits +Maybe it was built for them Nobody +knows Now +if Frodo +didn’t call his credit card company to tell +them he was going to be traveling They +may put a hold on his card Which +can threaten to set his travel plans unraveling +So Frodo +has to go and call Saron +The big evil overlord of credit cards And +explain the situation to him And +then everything will be fine He +can go to the Hobbit +ATM Oh +it’s the perfect size for Hobbits +Maybe it was built for them Nobody +knows Sing +it with me now The +Hobbit ATM +Not for orcs, dwarves, elves, or ??? Maybe +it was built for them Nobody +knows" +My back is hurting,"It really hurts +If I go run +It will be worse +My back is hurting +It’s gonna rain +I want to run +Through the pain +But first I gotta do my song" +I wanna go where the wind blow Where,"the trees grow with abandon I wann With +a spring breeze blows through the trees with +abandon Oh +I wanna go there now I wanna be +in the I want to see all the +green that's growing on the trees with abandoned +home Smell +that turtle Shel +Pushing down underneath the leaves of the tree +with abandoned I wanna go right now I +wanna go into the Where +once there was green There +was just concrete and I'm +just walking running in the street I want +to touch the grass so much that the +tree's getting embarrassed With +abandon I wanna yell a turtle shell Pushing +down beneath the tree with the band I +wanna go right now I wan right now +to the green to the green to the +green" +I floated down the river,"In a basket made for one +All the way from the Missisip +To the great big ocean +I rocked upon the waves +Like the roaring of a crowd +Until they finally picked me up +My family top on the clouds +Now we meander round the globe +In search of nothing much +We have everything we need +And everything we want +You can call me orphaned +But I left that all behind +My corporeal form +Is just projected in my mind" +It's an eight hour in the car with,"two screaming kids kind of day It's +an eight hour in the car with two +steaming kids Time +to n It's +a sit in the bathroom Hotel +Singing your song and making it up All +right It's +passing things in town Going +fast going slow in traffic It's +going up and down Flying +through your breath Thinking +all your thoughts It's +a breakdown It's +so great It's +sitting in the hotel bathroom Looking +up your song Night +in here are pretty good And +that's why we sing in the hotel bathroom +tonight Are +we there yet Are +we there yet Are +we there again Are +we there yet Are +we there Are +we there again Are +we there again Are +we there I think we are" +"I've got another cold, ","I must be getting old, +fuck" +Angelina Jolie's,"leg Wa +do wado Angelina +Jolie's leg Wa +do wado Civil +war in Syria +High school shooting in Ohio +Rick Santorum +is out of his mind WikiLeaks +on me on my own all this stuff +it matters for sure but it doesn't make +me beg like a dog for a bone +at Thanksgiving +Like Angelina +Jolie's legs Angelina +Jolie's leg guaduado Angelina +Jolie's leg guaduato Angelina +Jolie's leg guaduato Angelina +Jolie's leg and Jennifer +Lopez's nipple" +Mutant mosquitos released into the wild science experiment,"so dangerously ill fated Trying +to eradicate dengue fever they sterilized them But +something goes wrong and they miscalculated And +now there's Giant +mutant mosquitos that suck all of your blood +And mosquitos crossed with bullfrogs that hide down +in the mud And +a brand new class of humans with insect +eyes And +dengue fever's still around Mutant +mosquitos released down in key west It +didn't take long before they couldn't be supressed +They spread across the globe faster than a +climate change From +Bejing to Moscow +from Istanbul +to Maine +And now there's Tyrannosaurs +mosquitos with teeth a big as trucks And +wild boar mosquitos that suck you with their +tusks They'll +bite you and they'll stick you till you're +just one big bug bite And +dengue fever's still around Science +is amazing and can do a lot of +things But +we all know how this whole story goes +An over zealous scientist trying to do good +Becomes the bad guy when his cauldron overflows +Giant mutant mosquitos saying feed me flesh and +brains Zombie +baby mosquitos that come to life when it +rains They +spread across the globe faster than a climate +change" +Some days go by,"And it’s like watching paint dry +I guess drying paint can be a thrilling thing +But on days like this it’s pulling teeth +Paint dry +Pulled teeth +Don’t look too close +What’s underneath +Chattering breath +Warm clothes +What you seek’s +Right under your nose +Some days go by +Before you have a chance to even try +To make a dent in your list +It gets your soul all in a twist +Even try +Make a dent +Before you start +Already spent +Push it out +See what comes +I’m all ears +And all thumbs +Some days go by +Between a whisper and a sigh +Between a shout and a scream +Like being stuck in a boring dream +Between +a whisper +Everything +Can be a blur +No focus +No light +Try as you may +Try as you might" +British airways force me to check this Guitalele,"British airways force me to check this Guitalele +uh oh I've +had a long day of traveling it's been +22 hours of traveling and I would have +done my song hours ago would have done +it at the airport like I've +done so many times before I would have, +I would have except for the fact that +British airways forced me to check this Guitalele +British airways forced me to check this Guitalele +British airways forced me to check this Guitalele +British airways forced me to check to check +I don't know why they had to be +such assholes and forced me to check this +Guitalele would have done my song hours ago +if they hadn't forced me Now +I'm tired cause I've +been up for 22 hours traveling been up +for 22 hours traveling and I would've done +my song Now +I gotta sit and do my song I +don't wanna do my song but I gotta +sit and do it because British +airways force me to check the Guitalele +British airways force me to check the Guitalele +British airways force me to check the Guitalele +Fuck you British +airways Fuck +you british airway" +It's time for a funny dance,"That's all I got time for today +My computer is going slow +I got a tickle in my throat +It's not going way +It's time for a funny dance +I made it up in after effects +Do the dance do it now with me +It'll make you feel ways +You didn't expect" +1 2 3 4,"How could not have one hand +We know the fight to going on the bare hand +We know the fight to going on the bare hand +We not afraid +We not afraid +Good job +Good job +Will" +My bike had a flat so i got that fixed,"but then some jerk stole my new tire +I really hate that person right now +i don't want to forgive them no how +why did they have to steal from me +i'm not made of money-e-e +DON'T STEAL MY BIKE +DON'T STEAL MY BIKE TIRE" +Keep thinking that'll wake up and the whole,"world will be shaked up nuclear bombs on +La North +Korea obliterate OOH +OOH OOH +OOH Ooh +45 threats on random tweets and he puts +on his golf cleats makes plants blow up +the world and lets his golf clubs unfurl +Like I just want to go to sleep +haven't slept two hours I'm +in the deep I keep thinking that I'll +wake up and the whole world will be +caked up like if only someone predicted this +big red button and a tiny fist no +they said he's a dove she's the hawk +get it right you know Dub +keep thinking that I'll +open my eyes to a world covered in +darkened skies Ash +coming down like snow big tempest coming from +below but still I crawl into my bed +with my family right next to me There +warmth is all I feel it's the only +place I want to be that's real O" +Why am I sitting in the middle like,"all day All +I want to do is go pick it +up and go play But +I’m got too much responsibility My +head is full of words that I can’t +say Like +big harpoon straight to my heart End +came to soon didn’t even start And +the big drop came and then it went +And I was still just me in the +end the end I’m +still just me When +you dance with the devil he will take +the lead Big +ol pile of money doesn’t set you free +I’ve still got this responsibility So +I stare into the soul of my anxiety +Like a punch out Glass +Joe to my gut King +Hippo standing right over me like what You +thought you would be someone different No +I am still just me in the end" +"No, he’s not a sheep that doesn’t sleep","until he’s arrested And +no, he’s a wolf of the battlefield MERCS +on the Sega +Genesis Yeah, +yeah He’s +not a deer that can fight or flight +on a moment’s notice He’s +not a cow that knows just how to +form a perfect lotus He’s +a wolf of the battlefield MERCS +on the Sega +Genesis Yeah, +yeah Chop +down, run and gun You +played it before It’s +still kinda fun Jungle, +village, mountains, too And +run and gun just for you He’s +not a cat that always lands on two +feet, tail for balance He’s +not a dog performing tricks and has so +many talents He’s +a wolf of the battlefield MERCS +on the Sega +Genesis Yeah, +yeah, yeah" +I caught myself,"In the mirror +Looking like a ragged pile of bones +Hair on fire and +Skin hangs loosely +On a body made of stone +Can I find my way home +Gathering all +My mistakes +In a pile so I can atone +Riding up and +Down on wavelengths +Measured by my hormones +Can I find my way home +I don’t have a +cello for you +And I don’t have a trombone +All I’ve got is +This ukulele +And this voice is the only one I own" +What do you get from sitting still,"worried mind and time to kill +Murder +Take the time out in the back +One, two, three and then the crack +Of a silver +Hammer +What’d that time ever do to you +Except drain the life right out of you +Daily +Kill it with a poison gas +Watch it go slowly and fast +Maybe +It’ll learn a lesson +To not be messing +With me +Do you think that time could be afraid +We could throw it off the golden gate +Bridge +Suffocate it, blow it’s brains +Detectives reading carpet stains +Wondering +What this means +They cannot resuscitate +And time dies in the cruelest way +Imaginable +Do the stars blink in it’s defense +Is there a priest who can make sense +At the funeral +I don’t think so +That’s just life +On earth +Torture time until it squeals +And spills the antidote that heals +All our wounds +Time begs for it’s life and then +We kill it over and over again +It’s a balloon +That never pops +What do we get from time we waste +Contemplating the empty space we try +To fill +Looking for that peace of mind +Spend time trying to find the time +To kill +But it’s already dead +We shot it in the head +Now you’re free" +Oh I know what you gonna say And,"don't look at me that way Oh +I know what you gonna do when you +kick me out again like you used to +you used to you used to Oh +no not This +is just like way back when Oh +no you can't be afraid to have it +made No +no no no no no no no no +no no no no no Nam" +i need a elder wand like dumble,"headache's always make you feel humble +i wanna lay down and disassemble +did i fall last night or take a tumble? +my memories are all a jumble +they form and then they seem to crumble +they start to run and inevitably stumble +if i was a football action i'd be fumble +if i were a bee i'd be a bumble +ok i just felt my stomach rumble +i better go eat breakfast until i'm full" +Turn away at the light,"I want to get some sleep tonight +Suspended in the air +All the iron comes ringing clear +Cuz I can’t contain you +Nor could I abstain through +The dark and the stormy +Of all that was here before me +Make a wish and blow it out +The dancing fish can twist and shout +Healthy veins that beat in time +In prison but committed no crime +Learn to eat much slower +Find a 4 leafed clover +Hold the line and dig your +Heals in the soft dirt +Little stains that shift and change +Till nothing but the dust remain +I didn’t have time to clean +Make do with the mess you see +Cover yourself in trash and soot +Feel the fungus under foot +Squishy soft and bounce your way +Learning all the new games to play" +"To ""T O"", it's a preposition","It can do a lot of different things +It's got a lot of missions +Some common ones are ""Toward"" +Then there's ""Until"" +Like ""It's 5 minutes to 3"" +Also ""As far as"" +Like ""I slept to 6"" +These are just some of the ways +T O get's it's kicks +But here's the simple part +When it comes to T O O +There's really just a few things +That you've got to know +additionally excessively So and Very +These are the only things T double O can be +My shorts are too short +He's got short shorts too +Folks aren't too happy with them +I will too keep wearing them ohhh +It's too hot out side +He thinks it's too hot too +I'm not too thrilled by heat +The weather will too keep bein' hot, oooo +Additionally, excessively, very or extremely +These are the only things T double O can be +Then there's T W O +There's only one thing that you've got to know +T W O is quite free and unencumbered +All T W O is ... +is a number" +When the rain finally came we were unprepared,"I saw the deer in the forest get +eaten by a bear I said look out +Cause here it comes You +ran with me We +didn't just twiddle our thumbs No +no When +the rain finally came to break this drought +we made this home into a house I +slept in the basement I took off my +socks You +went through the riverbed collecting rocks Oh +yeah When +the rain finally came the dog didn't want +to go out But +we made him before he had a blowout +I said let's stick around the corner You +said no way You +anthropomorphize young every single day" +Gotta do gotta do gotta do gotta do,"My taxes +Always wait always wait till that last minute +I love taxes like I love arachnids +Like not at all +But spiders eat +Mosquitos +And taxes meet +Some minimum requirement +In my mind of usefulness +Roads and bridges all that stuff +Though I could do without the wars" +everybody hates you when you wear crocs they,"say you look like an idiot but i +don't care how i look and i know +that's pretty apparent plain t-shirts and shorts are +my summer uniform anything else and i'm out +of sorts what can you tell about a +person by the shoes they wear can you +tell that i don't care can you tell +that i don't care" +You,"You don’t live in the movies +You don’t live in a book +You don’t live in the television +You +You always told me +That you want to get out of here +But you never get out of here +Down in wonder +Up in sonder +Count the thunder +Now you know how close the lighting is +You don’t live in a TikTok +You don’t live in a Tweet +You don’t live in the here and now, baby +You’re looking for an adventure +But it’s always the same +You don’t live in a video game" +You owe your soul to a galactic corporation,"It’s space debt +You’ve been framed by every last one of your loved ones +It’s bad luck +You’ve never worked a day in your life +But you better learn quick because this ships gotta fly +Space junk +Scrap it, save it, haul it, hit it +Space junk +If you got it we can fix it +The debt compounded while you were cryogenically frozen +You were an icicle +Can you ever mend your pretty little heart that was broken +Good luck +Your life was going one way but here you are +Just a thin sheet of metal between you and the stars" +Deep in the jungles of Africa,"There lives a little boy who’s not a boy at all +Well, he’s a hippo with multiple personalities +A hippo with multiple personalities +Won’t someone go and tell him +He’s not king of the jungle +Someone break the news +That he does not belong in that tree +But his mother had disowned him +He had a hard time making friends +Cuz he’s a hippo with multiple personalities +A hippo with multiple personalities +Well most folks are afraid of him +They think he’s tres bizarre +But that all changes when the full moon rises +And he breaks out his guitar +And he plays! +And he plays! +And he plays! +And the whole jungle weeps +And the whole jungle weeps +He’s a hippo with multiple personalities +A hippo with multiple personalities x4 +Go, hippo, go! X4 +A hippo with multiple personalities x4" +"Engine stalled, alcohol, served out of a rattling skull","Whistling airs, final prayers, cast into the night with all +The stars +Blinking and indifferent in the dark +Patiently waiting to tell you who you are +Giant claw, the captain saw, rose up like the Great Wall +Corn and grass, plant your ass, somewhere over Wichita +Tonight +Crawling out before headlights +Terrified that nobody will ever make this right +Mystic howl, time is now, sneak away into the house +Embers glow, row by row, the passengers all form a crowd +Around +The priest who’s head is on the ground +Whispering the ancient rites that he’s found just now" +your happiness is a forest fire and only,"you can prevent it each match you snuff +is something mean that someone said once and +meant it each drop of lighter fluid is +something someone else has, you don't Every +single piece of kindling is a chance you +could take but won't just let the fuck +go of all the shit that's holding you +back and light a fire that'll bring you +what you want success won't make you happy +at all same with money fame and awards +You get a little, you get a lot, +you'll be always wanting more I don't mean +to preach at you Stop +me if you know this one Only +you can make your happiness Only +you can get that done so let the +fuck go of everything that builds up and +light a fire that'll bring you what you +want Toss +that match into the woods and let that +baby burn Old +growth makes way for new and new growth +is my concern Tip +toe all around your life doing all the +nice things you do Make +sure you don't do anything stupid cause they're +all gonna laugh at you" +I wound up in LA,"I gotta fight a monster +Gonna take all day +Terror at Arkham x2 +Dodge the flying Gollum +Face the fiendish ghouls +Give the dice a wallop +And then consult the rules +Terror at Arkham x2 +Monsters in the streets, running, running x4 +Terror at Arkham x2 +Monsters in the ozone +Monsters in the outskirts +??? fire +Combat ??? +Terror at Arkham x2 +Professor Harvey Walters +Psychologist keeps us sane +??? +Will get another reign +Terror at Arkham x2 +Shatter in the streets, running, running x2 +Cthonian, Cthonian, running, running x2 +Terror at Arkham x2 +Ask if we could ??? +And then we lost the darkness +Two more ??? lost the search +And now we’re all in shock +Terror in Arkham x2 +I wanted to be deputy +But Cthulu love to track +The omen has awakened +Now there ain’t no turning back +Straight up out of stamina +??? running low +It’s running low! +We’ve been cursed +We’ve got our sixes six times in a row +Terror at Arkham x3 +??? consolidation of resources +Sacrificing spells +Two players left +One more roll +We send the beast back to hell +Scared to die but I yell +Terror at Arkham x8" +The,"GOP are gonna kill people +Rich motherfuckers will get big tax breaks +The +GOP are gonna murder people +Rich kids will eat poor people's steaks +The +GOP are gonna gut people +Rich prima donnas gonna still complain +The +GOP are gonna slaughter people +Rich motherfuckers gonna go insane +Insane" +In the multiverse you will crumble up,"And be reborn into a million pieces +Only to be exploded out into the stars +In the multiverse they are just handing out +Diplomas for the university of life +You’ll shake the proctors hand and finally know who you are +Cuz it’s not just infinity +It’s so much bigger, bigger +You are slices of dimension +Your breath the only lesson +You can learn +You are time pieces incarnate +Your heart beat the alarm that +Shows the way +In the multiverse it’s everything +And nothing at the same time +Bubbles all around you know your path +In the multiverse a quarter turn from here +The savior of humanity sits idly +Drawing dick pics and doing complex math" +Gather ‘round kids,"I’ll tell you a tale +Make your hair stand up +And your skin turn pale +About a group of people you should abhor +They’re call social justice warriors +They’ve got big fangs and poison claws +They kill and cheat and subvert the laws +They say they work for common good +But we know the truth, it’s well understood +They want to tell me what I cannot play +They want to take all bikinis away +They’re thought police and they’re in my head +They got magic blood spin deadly thread +That twists and winds all throughout the land +They hate me cuz I’m a straight white man +Now if they speak +You gotta cover your ears +Cuz every single word you hear +Is a lie, is a lie that they’ve told +To get some of that Patreon gold +They control the House +And the Senate too +The presidents an SJW +Who knows how far the conspiracy goes? +Just follow the trail of money that flows +They won’t stop until everybody thinks like them +They won’t stop until the end of men +They won’t stop at mind control +They won’t stop till they’ve got our souls +Wrapped around their pinkies and under their thumbs +And we’re all just dumb automatons +So now you know +What you gonna do? +Just sit there quiet +Eating bamboo +No, we should be out marching in the streets +Bash them into the concrete +In the face of such all powerful foes +The only tactic is anything goes +They don’t deserve the air they breathe +Don’t ever listen or believe +They say they fight for equality +But they want to subjugate people like me +And I’m the most oppressed there is +To be straight and white and male like this +To them means I’m just the worst +And so we’ve got to kill them first +So my children +You heard my tale +Now get thee out and impale +The first SJW that you see +Logic is on your side and will always be" +Christmas rain,"Christmas fog +Brown rice Christmas +and Soy nog +Christmas fog +Christmas rain +Eat too much brings +Christmas pain +It's Christmas +And that means family +It's Christmas +so I think of what will be +Christmas snow +Wet and great +For making snowballs +That satiate +Christmas wish +For snowball fight +Chinese food +On Christmas night +It's Christmas +And that means family +It's Christmas +so I think of what will be +I think of last +Christmas time +I think of next +Christmas I'm +Thinking in +All dimensions now +Neurons fire +Faster somehow +On Christmas +When I'm with my family +On Christmas +I think of you and me" +Here come the No,"Police They're +gonna come shut us down We've +worked so hard on these great ideas Now +we're gonna lose all this ground Yep +here comes Darth +Vader She's +gonna crush all of our dreams Wielding +her light saber hammer She's +a heartless no machine So +shut the door! Bar +the entrance! Don't +let that compliance person in If +you see him coming run the other direction +Because you know that you just can't win +Go away, go far away Compliance +people just go Stay +up there with your meddling lawyers We +don't want you here, no no Go +away, go far away I know we're on +the same side So +we'll check the boxes you need us to +check But +don't expect us to enjoy the ride Hey +trainers, your pal Jonathan +here I'd +like to make a plea on behalf of +compliance I asked a bunch of you to +tell me what came to your mind When +this subject comes up And +here's a big list in no particular order +straight out of your mouths Yuck +Paperwork handcuffs jail Barriers +trouble pain boring Lawyers +rules not fun tied not exciting costly big +sad sigh Shit! +necessary rolling eyes reprimanded don't look good in +orange cover your ass protect us from ourselves +losing my house and boat But +it doesn't have to be this way This +adversarial spirit Repeat +after me i have some simple ways to +improve this relationship Be +kind to your compliance people They're +jobs are really hard Just +hug your compliance people Catch +them of their guard Ask +them why a rule Is +made the way it is You +may not like it better But +then maybe you won't be pissed Yes +be kind to your compliance people They're +your partners not police Bring +flowers for your compliance people And +the tension between you will decrease" +Down goes the dollar,"Down go the stocks +Down like a river +Or a bag of rocks +If they didn’t see before +It’s crystal clear now +There’s a big crash coming +It’s all coming down +The hedge fund managers +Were ecstatic and smiling +The investors were exuberant +The bankers were wildin +They all though yellow hair +And orange face meant +That the new age was dawning +Like a christmas present +But what’s good for the rarified +Ain’t good for the rest +Sooner or later +The heart comes out of the chest +And when the rising star falls +When the shooting star burns +We’re all gonna suffer +Cuz they never ever learn +Down goes the dollar +Down go the stocks +Down like a river +Or a bag of rocks +If they didn’t see before +It’s crystal clear now +There’s a big crash coming +It’s all coming down" +Stream sweet proud warrant slump fruit peace,"Open duke patient go relieve pierce scream +Convince bulletin bland fleet greet +Electron finished valid irony +Sin related go corruption century sand +Tempt pound weapon late hero fan +Release time analyst congress debt offense +Linen meet seize copper indoor reflection +Noise hold cellar bare queen stay art +Notorious terminal cake dead cell +Date bubble nest chain physics bomb +Thirsty orange adopt domestic coffin break down +Cotton cook room block clay dependence +Immune variation proof flawed hypothesis +Distort duty drama lesson sleeve complain +Body corn fault ball mouth cover exploit" +"Put it down, put down that gun Put","it down and come inside There's +no need to hide around here, we're all +friends Put +it down, put down that gun Put +it down and come inside There's +no reason to hide around here, we're all +friends There's +no reason to hide around here, we're all +friends" +it's hard not to love New York,"really hard not to love you, hard not to love you +it's hard not to love New York +it's hard but I'll try my best +I know starving artists in LA +with nicer homes than millionaires pay +for to live in Brooklyn, but what can I say +it's hard not to love New York +Tesla moved here; but you forgot him. +John Lennon did too; and then you shot him. +Lesson learned, but it's quickly forgotten +because it's hard not to love New York. +Get too rich & famous, gotta move to LA +Otherwise you'll get mobbed if you ride the subway +James Murphy broke up LCD Soundsystem just so he could stay +It's hard not to love New York, +It's hard not to love you New York." +More Than The Sum of Your Parts,") +I would walk +I would crawl +I would go right back +To the beginning of it all +Cause what your made of +Is stronger than you know +But you’re afraid of +What’s buried deep below +So I would lose +I would fail +I'd get myself right lost +Inside the belly of the whale +Oh misdirection +When darkness feels right +Seems more impressive +Than standing in the light +Standing in the light +But you gotta stand +And you gotta be +More than the sum of your parts +More than the sum of your parts +You are broken +But honestly +You're more than the sum of your parts +More than the sum of your parts +I would joke +I would jump around +I'd breathe with the wind +And my heart would pound +Oh nothing special +Just the tiny miracles +That get lost in the hubbub +When our plates are overful +But I would see you +In stark relief +With big sky up above you +And solid ground beneath +Oh something's right here +Too clear to ignore +We're all just rolling around +In the stomach of the world +I would kneel +I would crawl down on all fours +I would fill a bath with oil +Light a fire you can’t ignore" +I’ve been looking for a birthday song,"To describe here at 36 +But don’t think I can find one +No remedy easy fix +song is how i measure time +Tween heart beats short and long +Once around the sun and I’m +365 songs +Older +Wiser? +An every day surmiser +Of the fact of my existence +Through melodys and chords +So I’ve been looking for a birthday song +I was 26 when I started +Journey that I’m on +I’ve been beat down and disheartened +But I’ve always gotten up +Whether it’s right or wrong +Once around the sun’s enough +For 365 songs" +I have to do my song,"I have to do my song +I have to do my song +My song, song +I gotta write it +All night it +All day it +I gotta say say say say say say it +And I have to do my song +I have to do my song +Oh, oh oh oh oh oh +I have to do my songs" +you went to the supermarket got your turkey wrapped in plastic,"cooked it in the oven just right should come out fantastic +the whole family's coming over you put on your evening gown +but creeping up behind you all moist and golden brown +it's the zombie turkey coming to pay you back +you run up the stairs into the bathroom lock the door +you can hear her boney legs banging on the floor +she's coming ever closer now, you look out the window to see +an entire neighborhood overrun by zombie turkeys +they are zombie turkeys and they're coming to pay you back +she's banging down the door now it looks like there's no escape +you can't outrun her because you're fat and out of shape +if only you exercised more, ate less, you'd be thinner +what a terrible way to die to be eaten by your dinner +by a zombie turkey who has come to pay you back" +They met during a class,"First semester of their Freshman year +They’ve been close ever since +And they’ve always got podcasts in their ears +They each wrote to me separately +Asking for me to write a song +About the other one and so I say to them +Their closeness tis right where they belong +Quinn and Johnnie +Johnnie and Quinn +To ATP they are listening +They’re listening +Also Cortex and analogue +Hello Internet’s their favorite +They love it a lot +Johnnie likes chess and can play every instrument +Quinn loves internet culture and she’s always creating things +Johnnie likes Korean food, but it’s higher math he really loves +Quinn can’t handle spicy food, and her spirit animal is a dove" +"Bitboy, Bitboy","Doesn’t know how to use +Uniswap +Doesn’t know that you approve +Tokens first +Before you use them +‘Fore you do anything +At all +He’s got over a million sub on YouTube +And they look to him +As an expert in +The field of cryptocurrency +But he doesn’t know anything at all +Bitboy, Bitboy +He’s emblematic of a wider thing +Influencers that can only bring +Chaos and emptiness +To the conversation +He’s got over a million sub on YouTube +And they look to him +As an expert in +The field of cryptocurrency +But he doesn’t know anything at all +If he’s never even used uniswap +You’ve got to ask what else he’s not +Familiar with +It’s pretty fucked up" +My friends,"You are not alone +Each day +Is a cyclone +And if your pockets are empty +And your soul is hungry +And you’re laughing at life +Even when it’s not funny +I’m here with you +When it rains +Every afternoon +I can’t promise +That I’ll know the tune +But if you’re feeling unhappy +And the future is ugly +And you wake up in the morning +Feeling angry +I’m here for you +My friends +I’m falling apart +I know +Also that you are +When the air is heavy +And the ground is unsteady +And you’ve got to just +Go crazy +I’m here for you +1341987941" +Jupiter and Papa,"are both very sa Jupiter +has a fever and Papa +has something like the flu we're just laying +in bed he's playing Minecraft +and I'm +watching T +V how about you Do +you want to sing anything Sick +sick sick we're feeling sick Sick +sick sick sick sick we're feeling sick You +sing that out Sick +sick sick we're feeling sick sick sick we're +feeling sick sick sick we're feeling sick It's +a sicky song It's +a sicky song It's +a Sickies +song It's +a Sickies +song Jupiter +got these Lego +pajamas for Christmas +Papa got a new microphone I'll +use at home we're driving home tomorrow I +hope I'm +feeling better by then but for now we're +both just sick but the phone rang and +it interrupted the video and so it ended +before we could finish the song Sorry +Sorry Anything +else you want to say No +Okay" +"Look at all these people, They’re","scrolling over an American +flag These +two guys are dancing in the shop Dancing +in the malt shop Backwords +malt shop, This +guy’s sleeping on a porch Spitting +something out He’s +got the red shorts on He’s +sitting in church, he’s got the long white +beard Playing +golf Wiggle, +wiggle, yeah Wiggle, +wiggle, angry Wiggle, +wiggle, hit the tree Sitting +around, smoking a, smoking a, smoking a, Sitting +around, raising my hand I’m +in school and I’m +jackhammering on a building I don’t need insurance +Im hitting you over the head I’m +pointing over there, I’m +hitting you over the head Hard +labor, hit my chin The +cops are angry cus I hit my chin +No, officer She +was just sitting there, like a scene from +Basic Instinct +This guy is really full, he’s really full, +he’s full, he burps, he’s full The +ballot box is locked, the ballot box, the +church, The +church is full of people The +Statue of Liberty, +of Liberty +for all He’s +got a red shirt on, maybe he’s a +Communist This +guy is like the guy, the Monopoly +guy He’s +a Puritan, +He’s a Puritan +He’s a Puri- +Puri- Puritan +He’s a Puritan +He’s a Puritan +He’s a Puri- +Puri-tan He’s +a farmer He’s +got a farmer hat, And +he’s got a farmer pipe And +they’re arguing, “no, I want it this way!” +“no, I want it that way” what you +got to sell me, man? You’re +much taller than all of us, man So +we’ll listen to you Cus +you got something to say Meanwhile, +the bums sleeping on the (couch) Bum +sleeping on the bench He’s +waking up To +ISM for Labor, +he’s waking up To +ISM for Labor, +he’s waking up ISM +for Management, +he’s waking up ISM, +it makes him smile ISM +for farmers, ISM +for everyone I don’t know what ISM +is, no I don’t know I don’t know +what ISM +is, no But +it can’t be good, because this guy is +clearly evil He’s +got a big bowtie He’s +clearly evil He’s +got a little moustache, moustache He’s +got a little, Dr. +Utopia’s ISM +Moustache, moustache, moustache He’s +got an evil moustache Makes +the cow, makes the bull Say +“yeah” Everybody +cheers The +bum comes up with the umbrella, says “hey +man, whatcha doin?” “hey, hey man, whatcha doin?” +“well, I got the ISM +for labor and everybody, it’s Utopia” +but this guy won’t be fooled naw, he’s +got the discerning eye he’s not going to +be fooled by no ISM +bullshit but meanwhile these guys are yelling, but +he’s like “no, no! this ain’t right. Your +figures are all screwed up. What +are you doing trying to sell this to +these people?” “well, you just take your anger +and bring it somewhere else” “I will not +bring it somewhere else. I happen to be +a very educated bum sleeping on the bench, +and I know exactly what I’m…” +“well, well I’m +angry about that” Joe +Doakes Stable, +Stable Just +sitting there, I’m +tired so this is the end" +Gotta do a podcast in just one minute,"Spend all day with the kids +Cause they didn't have school +They didn't have school +Got some new gear +Got a million bucks +What you gonna do when they come for +So listen to the guitar play +It still don't take away the anxiety +Gotta do a podcast just a little bit +Spent the whole morning at the science center +Listen to the guitar play +But that don't take away the anxiety +The anxiety the anxiety +Do you like that sound +Oh +I can't tell +Sounding good at all +Or +I'm just under the spell +But listen +Listen to the guitar playing +It don't even take away +Listen to the guitar play +And you float away +And you float away +Float away" +Oh Thor God of Thunder,"Will You tear this World Asunder +Throwing all of Us right under +The Universe's Wheels +You Break upon the Shoreline +Destroying all of Mankind +In a futile bid for More Time +To Complete up all your Deals +Is there NoOne That can Stop you +Is there no one that Will Cop To +The part in which they hopped through +All your Silly Little Hoops +The power you Display +Is your weakness day To day +And we will fight You All the Way +With our Tiny Solemn Trops" +The large hadron collider,"is broken once again +doesn't it seem like someone somewhere +is trying to tell us something? +like maybe if they turn that thing on +the world will explode +do they even know what will happen +tell me, do they know? +oh the large hadron collider +looking for the higgs +boson but will they find it +or will they send us to the big +hole in the sky" +There’s a deer,"In the woods +She’s afraid of me-e-e +I wanna be your friend +I just wanna be your friend +If I came here every day +And just sat near you +Would you get used to me? +And let me hug you? +Deer in the woods +(In the woods) +Deer in the woods +(In the woods) +I know you +Must protect +Your two little baby fawns +But I wanna be your friend +I just wanna be your friend +If I fed you some yummy food +(Some hayyyy) +If I told you that I loved you +Would you understand? +Deer in the woods +(In the woods) +Deer in the woods +(In the woods) +Humans and animals +They’re separated +(They’re separated) +But now the situation is desperated +(Desperated) +If we can find our way back home +(Way back home) +Then it’ll be time +To say goodbye, oh +Mrs. Deer +I’ll be here +And I’ll watch you from afar +I wanna be your friend +I just wanna be your friend +Someday you’ll realize +I mean you no harm +And you’ll inspire me +To start a farm +Deer in the woods +(In the woods) +Deer in the woods +(In the woods) +Deer in the woods +(In the woods)" +Keep doin what I do,"And it wouldn’t always be so easy +If I didn’t have you +I don’t feel like a fool +Not when I have you +I don’t feel like a fool +Not when I have you +And it isn’t always easy +Doin this every day +If I ever stopped enjoying it +I guess I’d be on my way +If I ever felt like a fool +I guess I’d have to stop +I know sometimes I’m uncool +But uncool is where it’s at +So as long as you keep watchin +Even when I suck +I’ll keep writing these songs +And with any luck +We’ll all be fools +Together in the end +We’ll all be fools +And we’ll be friends +friends" +How do you fight against somebody that don't,"make sense How +do you fight against somebody that don't care +That don't care You +can't fight at all You +just gotta push back in every way you +can You +don't know how to fight You +don't know how How +to fight He +doesn't make sense He +doesn't make sense on purpose He +doesn't care He +has no shame at all He +doesn't care He +doesn't care what anybody does He +doesn't care How +do you fight against somebody that don't make +sense One +thing don't lead to another There's +no continuity How +do you fight against somebody that just don't +care There's +no there there There's +no there It's +part tactic in part just who he is +You can't fight it if you don't know +what it is Pushing +back in all the normal ways is not +the way that we should play We +gotta play by different rules How +do you fight against somebody that don't make +sense They +don't make sense They +don't make sense It +don't make sense Don't +make sense don't make sense" +Alternative facts,"Alternative facts +That’s not a real thing +If something’s true +Then it’s true +You can’t just make up anything +We can all see what you’re doing there +Testing the waters to see who cares +Small things all things little itty bitty +So that when explosions rock a big city +You know who’ll take it and who will balk +Despot double speak +Authoratatyranny we are not +Gonna fall for it +Take all your alternative facts +And shove them up your pasty ass +2 million people in the street +Your tiny hands gotta go and tweet +Your alternative facts" +She’s calling an uber,"Cause she can’t stand to look at your face +The blood seeps into the sidewalk +Every cell in your body has been replaced +And the banging of the drum +Is enough to make you come +But you just suck your thumb +Like a baby +Suddenly it hits you +You never loved her that much anyway +Maybe you’d rather be alone +Or hanging out with your friends any day +of the week +And the tongue you use to speak +Is lodged between your teeth +If only you could break it free +Then maybe +Say the things that you want to say to her +Replay the times that you gave away to her +The only piece of mind you ever had +Shout away waves of doubt in you feel +Believe enough to pray get down and kneel +Show her when you’re angry when you’re mad" +Trapped in another dimension with wiener dogs dressed,"as spider man with wiener dogs dressed as +Santa Claus +with wiener dogs dressed as couches Trapped +in another dimension with octopus coming out of +my eyes with octopus coming down from the +sky with octopus just up in Santa +Claus Another +dimension Another +dimension Another +dimension Trapped +in another dimension where everything is sepia tone +where everything is just black and white where +everything's too colorful Trapped +in another dimension where everybody's got a violin +forehead where everybody's got shoes on their hands +where everybody's upside down Another +dimension Another +dimension Another +dimension Everybody's +obsessed with the multiverse these days I've +been traveling all through the astroplane Since +I was just a young boy Just +a very young boy Astral +project myself down street Astral +project myself down the street Astral +project myself down the street down the corridor +of the galaxy Trapped +in another dimension where bricks are made of +water where pine cones are made of ice +where nobody knows nothing at all Trapped +in another dimension with an evil version of +myself with nobody that I know coming to +hell Another +dimension Another +dimension Another +dimension" +Zero 99,"People all over the world online +I’m racing and boosting and trying to win +Till I blow up from a treacherous spin +I’ve been playing this game for 30 years +So why am I not better at it +They bang me and bop me around the track +I’m like a rag doll or a puppet +Zero 99 +I just want to play all the time +Gimme those decals, gimme those points +Gimme that rush of when I barely avoid +Blowing up right before I cross the finish line +I’m a B- now but I could be better given some time" +What did you say when the police came,"that day You +got to know got to know what now +You got to know right now Time +will show you it will reveal everything and +my friend don't look a horse in the +mouth You +got to know how to turn a home +into a house Hey +What do you have to say for right +now my friends you gotta go right now +my friends you gotta go right now my +friends you gotta go right now right now +right now right now right now Every +single time you put it away Every +single time you put it away Every +single time you put it away away me +my friend don't look and now it's coming +after you Me +and my friend don't look what happened to +you They +know you so don't blow it don't blow +it now my friend you got another thing +coming down don't blow down but you got +another thing coming out what you got to +say" +Today,"I caught a +Scyther a +Jigglypuff and a vanilla in a rock and roll +A +Magikarp and a +Hippopotas in a +Zapidos +Nas left into +Kyogre +A +Palkia cancer +Chyorum and an anti and a flagon and a +Yep +Tal and a +Landorus and a +Teriokin and a +Retirum and a +Lactose and a +Cressalia and a +Giratina and a +Lact and a ho +O and a +Mewtwo +A +Zigzun and a +Frillish +A +Hitman +Top and a +Pikachu +A +Jack tot and an unknown +An unknown in a +Chimcho +An unknown in a +Chimcho +An unknown in the +Chimchill an unknown in the +Chimcho +An unknown in the +Chimtail +Unknown in the +Chimtail +Unknown in the +Chimtail +Unknown and a chimtail and a woo and a bat +A woo woo woo woo bat and an unknown in the +Chimcho and an unknown in the +Chimcho +An unknown in the +Chimcho and an unknown in a chimchae +Ho +That's more like chime chim chimecho chimecho chimecho +Okay" +Yeah,"Can you sing a song +Yeah +We're both gonna sing actually +First we have to decide +What are we gonna sing about +Unicorn +Unicorns +Okay +Unicorn +Unicorn +Un +Unicorn +Flyingthrough the sky +Flying through the sky +Unicorn +Unicorn +Sky to sky +Back +Rainbow +Flying through the sky with rainbow +Rainbows everywhere +Rainbows everywhere +Unicorn +Fly through the sky with rainbows +They're everywhere +Everywhere +And we're fun +And they live in town +And they eat rainbows +Rainbows too +And they poo +Rainbows +And they poop +Rainbow +And they pee +Rainbow +And they pee rainbows +Unicorn +Flowers +Flowers +I want to see it" +Don’t look like that,"I’m not gonna crack +Down in the river +I’ll sink or swim +The man on the stage +Has so much to say +I wonder why I +Can’t be more like him +The trick in the rhythm +Is to take what you’re given +Put it in your pocket +And then let it grow +You’ll get a look +From the ones who stay put +But you’ll be gyrating +Before you know +Your little birdie +Once tried to tell me +To just keep dancing +No matter what comes +The man that I was +Is buried in mud +I’ve got the feelings +And two thumbs" +"Run, run for your life ","Don't get eaten by that saber tooth tiger, +Run, run for your life +Don't get eaten by that saber tooth tiger," +There's no blue birds laughing,"(Oh no) +There's no robin crying +(Oh no) +There's only crows a singing +(Oh yes) +It’s this rain they’re bringing +(Rain they’re bringing) +Turn to the left +See the rain +Turn to the right +Feel the rain +Look out behind you +Look out behind you +Look out behind you +It’s comin down +Ohhhh, oh ohhhh, whoaaaaa +Ohhhh, oh ohhhh, whoaaaaa +Crows are singing +The rain they’re bringing +I want you +To come in from the rain +Into my arms again +Just like you never left +Make everything the same +The color of your hair +Black and soft and wet +I must be insane +Those birds up in the trees +Are making fun of me +They fly away so free +I'm stuck here on the ground +Drowning in the rain +Hit my head against the wall +Push the rock back up the hill +Dance again alone +To these old corny songs +You never liked him anyway +You never liked me anyway +Rain rain +Come on in +Can I fix you a drink? +Make yourself at home +Rain rain +Look at me +Everybody's gone +You're the only friend I have +There's no blue birds laughing +(Oh no) +There's no robin crying +(Oh no) +There's only crows a singing +(Oh yes) +It’s this rain they’re bringing +(Rain they’re bringing) +It’s this rain they’re bringing +To us now +Whoa-oh-oh-oh" +666,"You can sell your soul +Go ahead and take your pick +You can meet the devil +At the crossroads +You can see the surgeon take away the years +Take away the fears +Straight to the top +You’re winning every bet +You’re on a roll +But inside your soul +You know you can’t’ forget +Because it’s +1 2 3 4 5 +And 666 +You can sell your soul, yeah +Go ahead and take your pick +Be the man on campus +Every girl’s dream +You will laugh forever +All your roads are paved +Forever just a slave +And you’re going +Straight to the top +Oh, you’re winning every bet +When the collector comes +To collect your debt +Well you can’t get upset +Tell me, what did you expect? +I was so, so envious +You made me feel so small +Seeing you had it all +But then I went down to the garden +And joined them in a fall +1 2 3 4 5 +666 +You can sell your soul +666 +ABCDEF +You were not very nice to me +When you kill yourself +You won’t be free +That’s what you get +For living stupidly +12345 +666 +You can sell your soul +You were such a dick +Ahhhhh! +(Loved your talk, by the way, guy watching us….)" +JewWario at E3,"At E3 +JewWario at E3 +At E3 +He’s gonna show you the games +You wanna see +He’s gonna show you the games +JewWario hangin’ out +At E3 +Nothin’s ever the same +JewWario at E3 +At E3 +JewWario at E3 +At E3" +These days fly by,"And the details are scarce +I keep my pillow dry +Most of the time +I can't be held responsible +For the list of things I don't recall +There's only so much room in my skull +So much room +My mind plays tricks +I coulda sworn I brought a coat +Now I'm in the mix +With a cold, cold heart +Off to see the wizard who +Has holed up in a cozy room +Googling the whole night through +The whole whole night +What are you looking for +I don't think you'll find it in that +Find it in that +Just say yes +Say it over and over again +Until the bones in your chest +Are shaking in fear +It is easier to fix the leak +When efficiency is at it's peak +The thoughts you think and words you speak +The words words words +Mistletoe +And balls of holly up +Will make you go +Straight to the source +I'll be damned if I can glean +meaning that remotely seems +Like it's anything but between +It's just b" +New friends make me think of old friends,"Make me think of all friends that I +ever had Saying +bye to new friends before seeing old friends +Make me think of all the friends, all +the friends that I ever had That +I ever had If +you have no friends I feel bad for +you And +I have been there Oh, +I have been there If +you have no friends I feel bad for +you We +have all been there At +one point At +one point New +friends make me think of old friends Make +me think of all the friends that I +ever had Saying +bye to new friends before seeing old friends +Make me think of all the friends, all +the friends that I ever had If +you have no friends I feel bad for +you Oh, +I have been there If +you have no friends I feel bad for +you We +have all been there At +one point At +one point New +friends leaving Old +friends coming Makes +me think of all the friends, all the +friends that I ever had That +I ever had Ooooooh +If you have no friends I feel bad +for you We +have all been there I think at one +point most of us have been there New +friends, new friends, ohhhh x8" +Governor Murphy,"Don’t close the parks +They’re one bright spot +In times so dark +Governor Murphy +Real talk +You’re pushing people like us +On to the sidewalk +Since day one of quarantine +My kids and I have been +Wandering +And pondering the mystery and beauty +Everywhere in the natural world +And I get that in the parks you’ve seen +That lots of jerks might have been +Gathering +Not distancing +Not taking serious the danger of this stupid virus +But there’s millions of us +With nowhere to go +To find fresh air +And feel the wind blow +In the park there’s space +On the sidewalk there’s not +For the sins of a few +Don’t punish the lot +Make an exception +For the urban counties +We got no back yard +And this apartment’s tiny +You could pay people +Who are out of work +To break up folks +Congregating like jerks" +You make the internet You,"keep it functional Kerning +and tangents Tracking +and hierarchy Merlin +Mann is here We’re +not related but we share a name I’m +pretty sure we’ve both been told “You’re the +Mannnn” All +the same Serenity +Caldwell With +her uke and roller skates She’ll +knock you down and sing you a song +Cause she’s r2deetonate Adam +Lisagor With +his deadpan and his beard I hope that +he approves of mine I need some pointers +so I don’t look weird We +are looking for design inspiration and I know +we will find it San +Francisco weather is weird with all it’s micro +climates Look +out, it’s John +Gruber He’s +the Gruberest, +he’s the Grubes +When it comes to Apple +punditry He +takes names and pwns the noobs And +Susan Kare +Holy moly holy cow Excuse +me while I hyperventilate She’s +in this room right now Elaine +Pow and Jessie +Char Have +been working really hard To +bring all of this together And +so now here we are No +matter how good we get, we’re always trying +to get better Even +when life is changing as fast as San +Francisco weather And +now I’d +like to introduce with no further malarky Your +badass gracious host Jessie +Char" +If we're put on the earth for any reason at all,"Then the only reason I can think of +Is to connect with one another on some level +To love +It sounds so simple and cliche +But it's so much harder than it seems +Because you want to hide yourself away +And you try to control with great big schemes +Today you'll be a savior +Tomorrow you'll be the fool +But if you wanna get close +You'll embrace the ghost +And you will just be you +It's big, big stuff +Big, big stuff +Intimacy and the way we love +It's big big stuff +And that's all all all +It's all all all +Between the time you shuffle and the time you crawl +That's all all all +There are parts of me that I know so well +I could draw you charts and graphs and maps +And there are parts of me where my darkness dwells +When those parts come I'm knocked out flat +And those are the parts I don't want you to see +But if I'm gonna get the love I want +The love that's there inside of me +I gotta dive in deep to the heart that haunts +It's bound to get messy +It's bound to hurt a lot +There's no getting round +All the things it's bound +If I wanna get what I want +It's big, big stuff +Big, big stuff +Intimacy and the way we love +It's big big stuff +And that's all all all +It's all all all +Between the time you shuffle and the time you crawl +That's all all all" +Sam was having meetings with Gary,"Gary used to work for Glenn +Glenn is the papa of Caroline +And she was shutping Sam +Oh it’s regulatory capture +Of the highest degree +Assisted by the NYTimes +Congress and MIT" +Where are you Elizabeth Warren,"Now would be a good time +To come out for the candidate +Who’s views are most in line +With the things you’ve stood for your whole career +From that perspective the choice is clear +It’s a guy named Bernard +Is your man +I know he’s mine +Where are you Elizabeth +It’s not too late +Bernie needs a decisive win in your state +Where are you Elizabeth Warren +The most progressive senator +Since, well since Bernie +I want to hear your progressive roar +I can’t imagine what’s holding you back +But the game is rigged +And the deck is stacked +And your voice is needed +Now more than ever before +Where are you Elizabeth +It’s not too late +Bernie needs a decisive win in your state +Where are you Elizabeth Warren +I even wrote this song +Just about a year ago +Begging you and Bernie to run +My heart leapt for joy when Bernie jumped in +And maybe this kind of politics just isn’t your thing +But please please Elizabeth +Now I am begging +Come on come on Elizabeth +It’s not too late +Bernie needs a decisive win in your state" +I gave her my heart,"I gave her my soul +She said she’d be my forever +I gave her a ring +She said yes +We hopped on a train heading west +Somewhere around Michigan +I asked her to buy my share on FriendTech +She spit on my face +She got off the train +And left me alone +Forever +Went on a date +It went great +So much in common +It got late +We went back to my place +Things were on track +She went to the bathroom +And when she came back +I took out my phone +And asked her to buy my share on friend tech +She threw me to the floor +She walked out the door +And left me alone +Forever +I went to sleep +And I had a dream +About the perfect woman +In love with me +We traveled the world +We made lots of love +But deep down +It wasn’t enough +On the banks of the Amazon +I asked her to buy my shares on friend tech +Then I woke up +And I checked my phone +The dream faded +Forever alone" +I’ve never seen BeetleJuice,"It’s a gap in my pop culture knowledge +Sometimes it’s like what’s the use? +There’s too much to watch +And distract ourselves +From the fact +That it’s never gonna be too late +From the fact +That we’re all gonna die someday +For a long time I never saw Breaking Bad +Then I watched it finally +I didn’t really get what all the fuss was about +But it did a great job of distracting me" +Your grandpa doing magic tricks,"Then we’re looking for 4 leaf clovers +Pretending that we’re ThunderCats +Then we’re hiding under the covers +From the giant mosquito +Those stickers that were hard to get off +Siegchrist nap room full of wasps +Tree tree grass tree house tree house +Beach boys jumping on your couch +And playing stratego +Throw that corn cob to the sun +Ninja Turtles in the yard +Look at that old pile of hay +I can’t roll my Rs +But you can +Time is just a human invention +Wherever you go, there you are +Energy can’t be created +Or destroyed like in a star +Or a man" +"That's it, I'm done","See ya'll it's been fun +I guess I had a good run +But if feels like we're in 1964 +Everything is fucked +And I'm not pressing my luck +Put a rocket on my truck +Cause I don't want to live on this planet anymore +Reproductive rights eroding +Fracking Fracking pipes exploding +No escape from government spying +Fucking climate change denying +Where can I go +Where the rivers of justice flow +Where the common sense I know +Isn't ridiculed and ignored +Build a mag lev track +Fire up my jet pack +I'm never coming back +I don't want to live on this planet anymore +Voting rights act repealing +Post racism putzs squealing +middle class crush destroying +student debt and unemploying +That's it, I'm through +And I don't know about you +But i want something new +So let's find a new planet and wash up on it's shore +Get me on that flight +I wanna leave tonight +Up into the starlight +I don't wanna live on this planet anymore +Undeniable facts refuting +Every week another shooting +Racist cops tops are blowing +And the prisons overflowing +No, no I can't +I won't stick to the plan +I don't want to stand +Trial for all the crimes we'll answer for +Perfect that warp drive +Figure out how we'll survive +When we arrive +Cause I don" +The scorpion came up to the river,"Said how am I gonna get across +I cannot swim for I’d surely drown there +But just then up came the old bull frog +Hey bull frog will you carry me +I promise not to sting +well I guess so if you promise +Cuz then we’d both surely be drowning +And the scorpion jumped on the bullfrogs back +And into the water they did go +When the scorpion stung the poor bull frog +And the bull frog screamed oh no! +Down they went, deep into the murky +Why’d you do this, now I see death’s hand +Well the scorpion just looked at him steely eyed +Well, It’s my nature, it’s who I am +And that’s what’s happening in this picture +That weasel’s gonna bite that woodpecker +Words are wind but the truth is something else +We are who we are for worse or better" +Everybody knows to stay away,"From the Grabby Grabby Pumpkin man +Give him a wide berth or he will hurt you +With his tiny hands +He’ll sneak up behind you +To try to remind you +That he is an alpha male" +he cares deeply about feminism,"(feminism) +he fights misogyny on reedit every day +he loves to watch adventure time +(with finn and jake) +and he loves to play his video games +stephen bruckert +double jeopardy" +I’m having a hard time,"Getting to sleep at night +And I’m tired all day long +Mind racing all the time +So I can’t sleep at night +That’s the point of this song +Maybe you feel the same way +Maybe you simply can’t escape +And if that’s true I feel bad for you +You feel bad for me too +So what are we gonna do +Feel like a fool +I’m feeling blue" +Hey little baby,"Gonna go Downtown +Hey little baby +Gonna go Downtown +Hey little baby +Gonna go Downtown +Gonna go Downtown tonight +Hey little baby +Gonna pick up the friends +Hey little baby +Gonna pick up the friends +Hey little baby +Gonna pick up the friends +Pick up the friends tonight +Hey little baby +Gonna go Downtown +Hey little baby +Gonna go Downtown +Hey little baby +Gonna go Downtown +Gonna go Downtown tonight +Gonna have a little fun +Gonna go Downtown +Gonna have a little fun +Gonna go Downtown +Gonna have a little fun +Gonna go Downtown +Have a little fun tonight +Gonna throw a party +Yeah yeah +Gonna throw a party +Yeah yeah +Gonna throw a party +Yeah yeah +Gonna go Downtown tonight +Gonna get married +Yeah yeah +Gonna get married +Oh oh +Gonna gonna get married +Yeah yeah +Gonna gonna get married tonight +Gonna sleep over +Oh shh— +Gonna sleep over +Oh shh-- +Gonna sleep over +Oh shh-- +Gonna all sleep over now +Gonna gonna gonna +Gonna go Downtownnnnnnn +Gonna gonna gonna +Gonna go Downtown +Gonna gonna gonna +Gonna go Downtown +Gonna gonna gonna +Gonna go Downtown +Gonna go Downtown tonight +Gonna pick up the friends +Oh yeah +Gonna pick up the friends +Oh yeah +Gonna pick up the friends +Oh yeah +Pick up the friends +Go Downtown +Go Downtown tonight +Gonna go Downtown +Yeah yeah +Gonna go Downtown +Yeah yeah +Hey little baby gonna go Downtown +Go Downtown tonight" +is there a doctor in the house?,"it's a medical emergency +fights are breaking out +and i'm running out of tea +break dancers are breaking down the doors +with funky moves made out of +nostalgic 80s toys and lego bricks +and i'm the only witness left +to a crime that left innocence dead +they say it was an accident +but that's only half the truth +hey big spender +your the donald trump of crooks +hey defriender +we were friends on the 'ol Facebook +hey new mothers +don't name your children after me +cause it's likely to cause them pain +is there a waterfall? +cause i'd like to jump right in +i was born after all +to go chasing them +hot tubs hotter and hot dog slaughter +and milk cow mooing above +the moon jumped over a 4 leaf clover of love +and i'm the only witness to +a sign that things are changing soon +but i'd like to share with you +the truth +hey lost lovers you will find one another again +under covers like butter that's spread too thin +hey old brothers take up the rallying cry +the country is just about ready to die" +I got dreams the size of football fields,"Cats with guns and dogs with shields +hey i’m sleeping wake me up +Unicorns singing to the summer sun +Porcupines sticking out their tongue +hey i’m sleeping wake me up +i’m sleeping +wake me up +did you put that poison +in my love +did you think i’d +give up +hey i’m sleeping +wake me up +I don’t know how to grow a tree +But the tree is growing inside of me +Hey i’m sleeping wake me up +The side of the barn is falling down +Sirens wailing all around +Hey i’m sleeping wake me up +Slicing through the air like jelly +Little bees flying out of my belling +Hey i’m sleeping wake me up +Tons of ants and one cockroach +Take the solemn apple oath +hey i’m sleeping wake me up" +What can it be Anything,"at all So +you don't like me standing 10ft tall Who's +that standing in the field with a green +hat and a rubber sheep That's +how I feel when my life's not real +But it's not realistic And +oh I'm +afraid we miss call the cops and they'll +come running but it never stops They +just start coming and that's overrunning all my +emotions You +say it's not realistic Oh +I'm afraid that we missed it Know +nothing but just know that you can trust +any concentration of power at this late and +power" +Katniss Everdeen,"Hunts among the evergreens +The way she scowls +You'd think that she was so mean +But she's just +Hiding the way she feels +Locked up and tightly sealed +Showing emotion is death +Down in the Seam +And it's so, so obvious +She's so oblivious +All the boys want her +And she just doesn't know +I've loved her since we were kids +I watched her close and I gave her bread +Before all of this +She barely knew I existed +And now we're huddled up in this cave +In the middle of the Hunger Games +Playing house and hiding out +Waiting +What can I do? What can I do? +Katniss Everdeen +I'm in love with you +What can I do? What can I do? +Katniss Everdeen +I'm in love with you +Then they dried up all the water sources +Driving us to the lake of course +They're getting bored and restless +Back in the Capitol +On top the cornucopia +Human wolves jumping up +And Cato has got me +But she's still got some arrows left +Then he's dead, they give the order +Now we have to kill each other +I’ll sacrifice myself +But Katniss has a plan +We press the berries to our lips +There's no more rope now this is it +I can feel her heart beating +As if it were in my chest +Now we're both being whisked away +As I pass out staring at her face +And have dream that’ll never come true +With you +What can I do? What can I do? +Katniss Everdeen +I'm in love with you +What can I do? What can I do? +Katniss Everdeen +I'm in love with you +What can I do? What can I do? +Katniss Everdeen +I'm in love with you +What can I do? What can I do? +Katniss Everdeen +I'm in love with you" +Everyday I move around,"I struggle and I try +Between the sky and the ground +I put my feelers out +Every thing I’ve ever wanted +Every dream I’ve ever had +I can’t get beyond it +Somewhere I can’t get at +I’ve got nowhere to go +I’ve got nothing to be +I’m no one, never was +I’m no one and i am me" +sunday we got,"away from home +from the airport +we went to the sleety jun jun jun +sunday! sunday! +come on mister sherlock +let’s go to the beach +we promise to sing on sunday +we’ll play a deadly game +there’s got to be a catch +in the whole wide world +let’s go now to the beach +sunday? we're under a spell +can you make it through the winter? +there's a condition called superseded +by the laws of physics +we can't be sure +how many moons jupiter has +but it's probable we saw him last +0he's close enough +for now let's keep an eye" +So his shirt says running the world,"Since 1776 +I think there might been a history class +Or two that he might have missed +We didn’t start running the world +Till after world war two +And 1898 was the start +of a whole lotta hullabaloo" +Goddamn,"I don’t even know who I am +No path no play no plan +sea of salt and sand +Goshdarn +I don’t even know who I are +No fight no fix no farm +6 7 8 alarm +Godspeed +I don’t even know who I be +No push no pull no plea +I chained up or am I free +Godbless +I don’t even know who is +No mix no must no mess +I’ve got no business +Goddamn" +Bow bow bow,"Curtsey for the king +He’ll give you a medal +For the weapons that you bring +He’s got more money than you +Bend over, kiss his ring +I hate to say it Donnie +But you look like a cuck +Look at that curtsey +Look at that bow +Not so mighty +You’re cucking it now +Look at that dip +Look at the deference +Like you looked up cuck +In the dictrionary for reference" +There once was a weirdo and a creep,"I met one night in my dreams while I sleep +And we ate green zucchini under a dark blood moon +While the ghost of Cleopatra sang a creepy little tune +Said the creep to the weirdo, will you marry me +When the whippoorwill cries beneath the coconut tree +Said the weirdo to the creep, I don’t want to wait wait +And they wrapped themselves around each other +Until they could not escape +And with that embrace they erased my mind +And when I woke up there were standing right behind - me +I watched in amazement as out they flew +Like bat and a pterodactyl of pure attitude +Some say you’ll see them in the dark blood moon +Or if you hum Cleopatra’s creepy little tune +But if you go to sleep when the whippoorwill moans +The creep and the weirdo will come to say hello" +Ropstan eat your scan Looks,"like it crashed That +didn't work We've +been streaming from here for what six hours +I thought we'd finish this in 2018 We're +sending cast to eport devs Every +block is a re org Ha +ha ha Sam +just kept mine Metallic +is on the soon when merged Soon +when merged sue the hope is a real +heat Put +out an nft Poap +is pronounced co op pope Oh +sorry no CPU +only The +song is gonna be the epic takeaway from +the call this purpose Wemberg +when we when merge when when emerge or +when merge When +when merge When +merge When +merge The +merge will happen when it needs to The +merge will happen when it needs to Never +early never late The +merge arrives precisely when it means to Solana +spelled backwards as anals Solana +spelled backwards as original os Oof +No let's not make fun of another chain +says super fizz What's +the what what's the what's the what's up +What's the what's the what's up What +happens to the os Cordell +will have to do the chorus Cordell +do the chorus Demect +is the new defcon glamour scammer decl when +bird whimpered when bird whimpered when we Difficulty +is only at 499597260512 49640 oh yeah oh +yeah oh yeah I got the urge the +urge emerged Urge +emerge Urge +emerge If +this song could increase hash rate we'd be +there by now This +song could increase hash rate we'd be there +by now Block +time is dropping Block +time is dropping The +next 18 minutes will take 19 hours Hi +Sam This +song is popping Don't +forget to get your poet or you'll be +sorry The +sound is popping You're +waiting for Robson +The next movement is critical I got the +urge to Merge +Protocol Guild +Build 4996661261529709 oh I'm +good Forever +good I hope you drunk gitcoin snack Don't +forget to donate to gitcoin this opportunity for +Turtle co Does +anyone have a mic to spare music and +mps Hi +Caleb Public +goods are good Public +goods are goods Public +goods Public +goods Public +goods Send +a donation to get that POAC +fund the public goods Merch +baby Merch +baby merge baby war seven minutes getting hatches +seven minutes I gotta keep going seven minutes +we're all gonna make it stayful that's s +T a T +e f u lembe statefulin donation T +Rex complains Can +price go up Can +price go up Please +The T +Rex would like to know if eth will +go up sometime Can +the devs do something It +seems like they're just playing beer pong Playing +beer pong Singing +a song Going +Playing beer pong I really need you to +go up cause I owe more in taxes +than I ever made in my entire life +True story I guess they like it better +that way I guess they like it better +that way BKN +chain has 3300099 554 validators 800099 554 validaters +399554 validators 399554 validators I got four 29 +blocks 29 blocks I'm +sweating Let's +go Pikachane +30 blocks 29 blocks Can +we get there with the hatch rate 28 +Can we do it 69 blocks 420 blocks +We're going We're +doing it Clock +time Bottom +out around 10 seconds Slowly +climbing up Robson +ether scan down for me Push +your minor out The +miners Danny +the degen fizz is dancing with Danny +the dege and we're still checking block time +Block height block of cheese We're +gonna make it down for me too Sassel +do the dance Sassel +do the dance Sassel +do the dance Sassle +do the Sassel +do the dance Sassle +do the dance 5 minutes 12 seconds to +go Seconds +to go Put +the zoom chat on stream This +is Amaz +points Your +minors here 6510864182848545 That's +where you gotta send your minors Send +them there Oh +no The +time is moving backward This +just became my favorite song Tim +we got a fun coordinator without even hiring +Ha ha Patricio +dancing Sassle +Oo oo oo I love you The +ballad of the lost hash rate Where +did the hash rate go Nobody +knows Where +did the hash rate go Nobody +know Deflationary +Deflationary ultrasound money Deflationary +deflationary ultrasound money Last +block was two minutes Oof +Oof Oof +I see you in Bogota +Bogota We're +going to Bogota +Bogota The +ghost of POW +is fighting back Rapson's +fighting fighting to be reborn Rapson +wants to remain a proof of work but +we gotta help it be born again And +you proof of stake ether scam Is +it a bops then eth staker I love +You Eth +Finance I love you Ethereum +I love you Even +if people spell it wrong on Twitter +Eth Staker +I love you Eth +Finance I love you Ethereum +I love you Even +if people spell it wrong on Twitter +People spell it wrong on How +is this still happening More +or less 20 blocks Robson +More like a Bobston +Proof of stake is good Is +it true there's a golden poem for the +one that donates the most Is +this pre recorded 20 blocks 101137 active validators +on Ropsten +16 pending game Its +world record for the longest song ever Time +slows down when you reach the event horizon +Eth is money Mr +was here Do +Sasha's coming Lozar +is production ready The +next wave in Ethereum +birds are not real The +next wave in Ethereum +birds are not real Lod +Star Lod +Star Lod +Star Why +do the Swedes +call it a roof Steam +not a rapstone Lodestar +Lodestar Lodestar +How many blocks Decentralized +society Best +to just merge an experimental checkpoint sake Merge +when Merge +when Merge +when Tippening +when Tippening +when I want to see mvp How +many damn blocks I'm +a validator How +many damn blocks I'm +a validator How +many damn blocks I'm +a validator Lo +Star Lo +star Still +2716 viewers on YouTube +dedications 2734 people on YouTube +20 to go 20 to go Trying +to visit pass down play Mao +Condolation is real Your +spirit And +now what's the safe word Just +tell me if you need to use the +safe word Was +about to jump into rocket pool Mine +and ray decline Mine +and ray decline The +safe word is safe Moon +The safe word is safe moon Hashrate +just dropped again Hash +rate just dropped again Bordell +stopped Get +4 minutes 33 seconds Lock +time's up again Block +time's up again Hey +everyone We +were just kidding Lo +Star Lodestar +Lo Star +Lo Star +Lodestar Client +diversity Client +diversity is very important Gotta +keep those clients Gotta +keep those clients diversified Gotta +keep those clients Gotta +keep those clients diversified Gotta +keep those clients Gotta +keep those clients diversified Gotta +keep those clients Gotta +keep those clients diversified Gotta +keep those clients Gotta +keep those clients diversified Every +block you make Every +block you make Every +block you make I'll +be hashin you I'll +be hashing you Gotta +keep those clients diversify Gotta +keep those clients Gotta +keep those clients diversified Don't +share your 12 words with strangers I'm +talking specifically to the apes don't tell your +don't share your 12 words with strangers Although +we all know that you will Apes +Are we doing it all for the apes +I hope not I hope not I hope +I hope not Can +we delay the merge To +keep this song alive Get +yourself a hardware wallet and then put your +words onto a piece of metal Put +that piece of metal into a safe deposit +box and throw away the key And +then nobody will ever get your ape again +Nobody will ever get your ape again Joy +joy joy joy joy joy joy joy joy +joy joy joy joy joy joy Wise +is a real seed phrase 20 blocks to +go Is +a hash rate coming back Is +a hash rate coming back Is +it coming back Says +18 Now +75 gigahashes Get +that TTD +Come on Come +on You +can do it Come +on Come +on Robson +Come on Come +on You +can do it Come +on Come +on Ramson +Danny Giving +out free validators fee Validators +Benjamin Button +to the merge Rate +Park Marble +Interest there Oh +wow These +are Okay +I get it Oh +that's fun Okay +Disease Denial +Caution Brand +Slush Higher +Insane Much +Peasant Promote +Update Equal +rate Park +Marble Interest +Scare Master +Begin Solid +And a rich Carrie +Lizard Piano +18 blocks 17 blocks 16 blocks 16 blocks +16 more blocks Let's +pull up the screen share Are +we almost there I feel like if I +stop singing Oh +God Okay +okay Can +I stop or should I keep going" +His budget amounts to a single idea,"Kill kill kill poor people +This is a war, and the war is real +He wants to +Kill kill kill poor people +We gotta eat the rich +If we want to live +We gotta oil up +The guillotine +Take their money and burn it +If we want change we gotta earn it +We gotta destroy the machine +His budget amounts to a single idea +Kill kill kill poor people +If there’s one thing that I know is real +Donald Trump wants to kill poor people +If there’s one thing he’s never know +It’s a life without a million dollar loan +And the spit and the disdain +He can barely contain" +Duck behind your introspection,"And lift up your gaze +Feelings washing over you +great big thunderous maze +Can you bear to navigate it +Without lashing out defensive +Can you open up +Without shutting down +Hide behind your exaltation +Don’t forget the cause +Put yourself in another’s shoes +Try at any cost +To see beyond your point of view +It may hurt and sting +There’s no love in the atmosphere +That hurt didn’t bring +Salt the wound pull the trigger +Check your facts against +The true stories that people tell you +You’re still on the fence +Let me know when you’ve decided +That you’ve had enough +There’s no joy in running circles +Lord knows life is tough" +I can't take the suspense so,"I'm going to bed +I'm not taking my phone +Just wake me up when it's done +I can't take the suspense anymore +Just wake me up in the morning +I can't take it +No +I can't take it +I'm not sure how we go on from here but +I can't take it" +underneath my brittle skin,"is the heart of a man that’s taking you home +disaster wrapped up in +The tropic hunger that rumbles when you’re alone +Pick up a rock +And break the window +All your teeth are falling out +Heard the story of the big white whale +Shaving off his stubble at the break of dawn +And they came to eat his heart +They came to jolly eat that whale alive +Throw a harpoon +Turn the winch +All your teeth are falling out +Mother daughter son and sea +Everybody holds everybody else’s key +The way they turn it turns the world +I fold into the pockets where I can be +Tuned and mended +Liked and friended +All your teeth are falling out" +maybe we weren't ever supposed to leave,"but some enterprising fish believed +happiness could be found on the land +that's when all the trouble began +bury me, bury me +so bury me there +beneath the ocean +beneath the waves where predators roam +it's natural we would find our home +i'm lost i'm lost in the world of men +i long to be home again +bury me, bury me +so bury me there +beneath the ocean +bury me there" +Talking like I know what I’m saying,"Like I know what I’m doing +Any of the time +Reaching further and further +Until the words fall into line +njOh oh oh oh +That’s what I do +That’s what I do for you +The eyes that can see in the darkness +Are calling you home to the afternoon +Don’t ask where the sun went +When the light bent +Into the blue +Oh oh oh oh +That’s what I do +That’s what I do for you +Sing with me and I’ll teach you +Everything that I don’t know +And when we fill the buckets +We will dump them into the snow +Oh oh oh oh +That’s what I do +That’s what I do for youw" +Well I'm,"just a little baby Little +baby little baby I'm +just a little bit hip wo like swimming +like dance like swimming like dance like swimming +like dance swimming dance I'm +just a little baby little baby little baby +I'm just a little baby in the world +I like to swim I like to dance +like to swim I like to dance like +swimming like to dance swimming dance I'm +just a little baby hippo and I like +to swim and dance with my all my +bushes on you from above me that's just +because she loves me I like to look +down look down up down all around look +down look down down down look down I'm +just a little baby Little +baby little baby I'm +just a little baby in the world like +swim like this like swim like this like +swim like this swim in I'm +just a little bab little baby little baby +I'm just a little baby hippie wow I'm +just a little bit" +he had such tiny little hands,"he was violent, he often broke necks +but when it came to the internet +he didn't understand +because bill was a tyranasaurus rex +he couldn't reach the keyboard +he couldn't reach the mouse +a brain so small inside of a +a head the size of a house +yeah bill the tyranasaurus rex +has trouble with every day tasks +every thing he touches he wrecks +it's fine motor skills that he lacks +bill went for a drive +through hollywood +but he couldn't put his change in the meter +when bill cam +back to his car +the meter maid was there so he decided to eat her +he can't open the car door +can't open the trunk +his tiny little hands +have got him in a funk +so bill went out +to seek the truth +about his existence and what it all means +he found a temple +he prayed and prayed +and god came down with a trampoline +he told bill to jump +he said look around +and bill got so high +that he never came down" +Let me tell you a little story,"About the devices in your house +You may think that they just sit there +Quiet as a mouse +But they are robbing you +Taking advantage of your negligence +(Oh no!) +They are stealing your hard-earned moolah +Whenever they get the chance +Look at this cell phone charger +What a cute little thing +But it’s still sucking up energy +Even when it’s not charging +Will you help staunch the madness? +Will you staunch the greedy flow? +There’ one simple thing that you can do +And now I will show, you +Power strip +Power strip +Power strip +Power strip +When you plug things into power strips +You can flip a little switch +Which stops the flow of energy +Saving you money, and the environment +Saving you money, and the environment +Saving you money, and the environment +It’s up to you +Power strips +Power strips +Just flip that switch" +I had a dream where,"I came apart at the seams +And nobody could put me back together +There I was +In little piles +I thought I’d stay that way forever +But then you came into my life +And I told myself that I could get some glue +And piece by piece I saw the light +That’s when I woke up next to you +I had a dream where +I was letting off steam +And a stray bullet pierced a cloud +The cloud was myself +And as the rain fell +I thought oh I’ve done it now +But then you came into my life +And I told myself the sky was still blue +And as a" +I drink caffeine and my heart beats fast,"I'd stop if I could but I'm addicted +Sugary drinks are bad for me +Whether it's soda or whether it's tea +Gotta be addicted +You gotta be addicted +If it's not drugs or alcohol +You gotta be addicted to something +Gotta be everything or nothing at all +Could be something good for you +Working out or fresh made juice +Everybody knows moderation is key +But that's not the way we're told to be +Gotta be addicted +You gotta be addicted +If it's not sex or porn or love +You gotta be addicted to something +Just a little bit is never enough +I heard we're addicted to foreign oil +And war and reality TV +I say all of that's par for the course +You're looking at the symptoms not the source +Gotta be addicted +You gotta be addicted +If you're not addicted you're doing it wrong +You gotta be addicted to something +As a bare minimum to get along +There's a 12 step program +For you no matter your plight +Help me accept the things I cannot change +And help me make things right +I gave up drinking +Masturbation was a real fight +I gave up overeating too +Hey buddy, do you have a light? +Life is heavy and it's hard to bear +Pleasure is easy and bountiful +We're rats pushing buttons until we die +Then we face St. Peter and look in his eyes +Gotta be addicted +You gotta be addicted +If you're not addicted you're doing it wrong +You gotta be addicted to something +As a bare minimum to get along" +digging a hole,"digging a hole +trying to build a time machine +Lunch Lady Lucy put all the things i need +in the parking lot +miniature windmill +some spoons +5000 corks and delorian +so i'm just digging a hole +so i can leave this place" +"You take a coin, your BTC","It can’t do much, natively +You tap a button +You wrap it up +Now you’re onchain +The world open’s up +cbBTC, that is: Wrapped it up on coinbase +Use your bitcoin in the Aerodrome or AAVE +Backed up 1:1 custodial with coinbase +cbBTC what wonders will it facilitate? +Trade it easily with no fees on base, almost free +So come and learn +And earn and play +And lose yourself +Onchain all day +Your coins are trapped +So set them free +With CB +BTC" +Memes,"Are an increasingly powerful force +In the shaping of our world +Individuals who master the power +Of memetic exchanges, exchanges +Are at distinct advantages, advantages +To those +Who are carried along +By the eddies of global informations +Flows +To those +Who are carried along by the eddies +Of informations flows +The development +Of blockchain technology +Has allowed information to be stored +In an immutable +And uncensorable ledger +Using these innovations +Archetype has created +powerful and user friendly platform +To create trade and organize +information +While retaining the economic value +Of their service and creativity" +who is responsible for the power in this world,"for she is my daughter +and i am her father +and she's still my little girl +building burning dripping down turning +way down, way down, way down +the gauges are glowing +the power is flowing +and the people turn towards the sky +and they +fix their gaze up on this beautiful girl +who is responsible for the power in this world +of goo +and deja vu +where the only source of light is her +take my hand i'm crumbling under weight +that's just too great for me +and she's still my little girl" +1 2 3 4 why you doing what,"Why you doing why you doing that Why +you doing why Why +you doing doing Why +you doing that Why +are you doing that You +should be doing something else You +keep doing that thing now it's clearly bad +for your health Go +back into the closet Won't +you make everybody more comfor why are you +doing that You +like a bowl Like +a bowl in a china shopping bowl why +are you doing that Bowl +why are you doing what What +are you doing Why +are you doing that Why +you doing what you doing doing Why +you doing that Why +are you doing that You +look so dumb all the time Wearing +your little pink hat the ukulele and little +big wine why are you doing that Don't +you know it should have ended Why +are you doing that I'm +not your friend friend a friend it did +I did do I did does Whoa +whoa whoa no no I did do I +did does Aware +whiz are now why you doing why why +you doing doing Why +are you why you doing why Why +you doing doing what you doing there Tell +me why are you doing that No +don't look over there Answer +my question now I want to know if +it's like air Are +you breathing in the songs today Are +you breathing in the melody Are +you breathing in the songs today Are +you breathing in the melod why you doing +that O +why you writing another song Why +you doing that Oh +don't you think it's going on too Why +you doing what Why +you doing doing what you're doing that what +you doing what what you doing doing What +you're doing That +that that that" +Little by little,"I fall apart +One hand lungs +Other hand heart +Attack +Broken veins +And hair falls out +Buckets filling +Up with doubt +I laugh +Cuz you can’t touch me here +Yeah I’m beyond your reach +Swimming in my mind +In Hermosa Beach +Big sand castles +Singing whales +Catching tigers +By the tails +And stripes +Little by little +Bottom falls down +But my heads solid +In the clouds +I’m fine +Tell me child do you know +What you want to be when you grow +No I don’t and don’t ask again +I’ve got now there is no then +Every grain a trillion stars +War and pain and death so far +Away +In the stillness of the void +If it’s true I’m not paranoid +OK +Cuz you can’t touch me here +Yeah I’m beyond your reach +Swimming in my mind +In Hermosa Beach" +Just to get us in the mood Everybody,"close your eyes Let's +hear it Close +your eyes Take +a deep breath 1 Take +another deep breath Take +one more deep breath What's +up What's +happening Who's +that Mother +of teaching you guys are here What +did you just say Fuck +it Back +to the Bahamas +Let's go You +know what I like that That +sounds good to me Fuck +spf That's +it I like Fuck +spf It +has a nice ring to it It +has a That +has What +do you guys think Wait +In the next home market we promise not +to you sexual life exchanges That +was good I like that How +did you guys feel about that You +know what would make it even better though +Is if we were all singing it together +Yes That +would really get the toxic vibes of last +year out Absolutely +right Do +it All +right You +guys learn how those Here's +your note Three +four and su Sing +it But +go far and rush and see this Denmark +is on you In +the next whole market we promise not to +you centralize Excuse +you combine these house with you You +ready for the next part No +Not your team Not +your horns When +will we ever learn Never +So take the one and only call the +love of horn Vitalic +rides on a magical sweep light out of +What does the bubble horn sound like All +right I'll +give you my best Yeah +yeah Do +this Here +Here's my ball The +bubble corn I like that I like that +Lee what do you got What +does it sound like Shut +down That's +accurate Accurate +That's pretty good What +do you think Adam +What do you got over there According +to K +You know what I like to do I +think I know what you want to do +I like to bring everyone who's wearing a +bucket horn onesie up on the stage right +now Get +up here You +want to get off the buck up here +Three more fall at the end from Kyle +and Suzu +But no one in the shoe despair markets +on you In +the next bull market we promise not to +you centralize it strange run by this toxic +blue Okay +so Oh +my gosh It's +a Yeti +Oh my God +Yeti Yeti +Come here You +have a secret for me Yeti +Don't whisper in my ear for what you +The Yeti +The yeti just told me something amazing What +do you say John +He said that everyone on the stage who +purchased a bumblefront outfit get a free upgrade +to Spark +Whale Oh +my God +Oh my gosh That's +a 200 That's +a 2500 value I'm +not getting very fast Holy +Wow Wow +That's amazing And +over here we have popcorns to give back +to everyone Popcorn +plushies have their upgrades and Okay +we all going to get your popcorn plushies +and we're going to sing this one more +time Here +we go 3 Everybody +sing it 3 4 5 Is +there markets on you in the next market +we promise not to you centralize run by +the toxic We're +going to go out on spf okay" +Riding on the razor,"Between scorching hot and freezing +Left behind and bleeding +In the middle of the street +All the voices in the distance +Melt into one second +I am holding it together +With an anger born in darkness +And I won’t give up now +Stuck here in the closet +I am crying I am falling +I am rooted to the land +And the land is an explosion +In the middle of the street +The flood is overwhelming +The center is unfolding +In all directions +And I won’t give up now +I am surfing on the light +Of righteous fury dropping +My keyboard never stopping +My feet are dry and warm +At night when I am sleeping +The screams are overwhelming +The rock still needs a pushing +Till there is no one left" +There was a lady,"She had a farm +With lots of different animals that she loved +But these animals +They were not normal +They all sounded exactly the same +So the cow said “hello” +And the pig said “hello” +And the duck said “hello” +And the rabbit said “hello” +And the goose said “hello” +And the sheep said “hello” +And the goat said “hello” +And the horse said “hello” +And the hippo said “hello” +And the tiger said “hello” +And the ostrich “hello” +And the tortoise “hello” +And the T-rex “hello” +And the lemur “’hello” +And the house cat “hello” +And the monkey “hello”" +We were told that the seed phrase could never come off,"The Secure Enclave was impenetrable +But there was a backdoor all along +So now you’re crypto needs a new home +The warning signs were there +When they advertised jewelry +Which is not the very best look, you know +For operational security +Ledger, Ledger, get your shit off the Ledger +Private keys are a horrible way +To keep your most valuable things +And I like social recovery +But not on my ledger no way +Use multisigs and argent +For that social side +And get some hardware that doesn’t +Have this backdoor slide" +I woke up I started rearranging the studio,"got Covid +boosted ran errands and now phone call Oh +when am I gonna write my song I +don't know When +am I gonna write my song I don't +know Oh +well the show must Oh +well the show must go on oh well +the show must go on oh well the +show must go on oh well the show +must go on oh well the show must +go on" +The GOP are gonna kill people,"Rich mother fuckers will get big tax breaks +GOP are gonna murder people +Rich kids will eat poor people steaks +The GOP are gonna gut people +Rich prima donnas gonna still complain +The GOP are gonna slaughter people +Rich mother fuckers gonna go insane +\" +bunch of hedge fund ding dongs,"Gambling with other people’s dough +Said GameStop is easy pickings +Short sell go go go +And off they went +Trying to drive +That stock straight to the ground +So they could make more money +And the wheel spins round and round +But the hedge fund ding dongs +They didn’t factor one thing +That’s the Reddit edge lords +Who cause a ruckus with their memes +Edge lords , they’re not saints +But the hedge funds are parasites +Bringing nothing of value to the world +And the edge lords decided to fight +It’s the Hedge Funds +Against the Edge Lords +Full contact battle +In the meme war +It’s called capitalism +There’s no fighting fair +It’s kids in basements +Against billionaires +The edge lords got buying +And Gamestop stock soared +Which left the hedge fund ding dongs +holding worse than worthless shorts +One ding dong got bailed +Nearly 3 billion bucks +It seemed likely that some ding dongs +Might even go banrukpt +Meanwhile the talking heads +Were all simply aghast +blatant display if impudence +From the edge lord underclass +They said, you manipulate the markets +With your foolish memes +Never once acknowledging +That they always do the same thing +So where this goes next +Is impossible to see +Will it crash the economy +Or get quashed by the SECrr +The edge lords are known to do +Some pretty nasty stuff +But it’s hard not to cheer +When it’s hedge funds they’re fucking up +Most of all I think it’s clear +That they have exposed +The lie at center of wall street +The ding dongs have no clothes +People like Mitt Romney +Got rich doing just the same +Different toys, different methods +But the whole thing is a game" +They say that everything has happened Will,"happen again and is happening everywhere They +say that I am you and you are +me And +we’re all each other infinitely, recursively And +all the leaves are falling in all the +little gardens And +the people are wearing all the hats on +every single head And +in every universe, and every timeline They’re +crying cuz Dog +Is Ged +The devil’s out the details and the forest +is in the trees And +someone sold their soul for a broken shopping +mall Nothing +is on purpose and nothing’s accidental And +the only thing I’m +sure of is I know nothing at all +And didn’t Einstien +say that all of time and existence was +a giant loaf of bread So +no matter how to slice it, we’re all +just little mice It’s +paradise and Dog +Is Ged +We dissonantly cognate and break upon the shore +Of the limits of words and sounds Does +any of this exist is all just simulation +are we Free +to move or locked up and bound I +try to see the future But +I can’t fight my nature Unable +to keep it all straight inside my head +No matter what I do, it’s not me +it’s you And +together we are Dog +Is Ged" +I’m on the move,"I’m going in +Just gotta pick myself up again +On the fly +On the ground +Just gotta deal with this rain coming down +You know +I will always go +Exactly where you tell me to +After all I’ve done +After all the bones +Are built up in the system you +Can make it all right +With just a look +System shock +Better restart +Give him a hand and a brand new heart +Terrible +What they did +But no one can know it went down like this +Once shy +Another day goes by +Legacy code in the memory foam +You move +Closer to +The metal detector inside your home" +You can measure distance by steps taken,"Or productivity by how much you're making +But there's more than one way to eat that kale +How'd you get from there to here +Who'd you meet that seemed sincere +Every variable is a great big whale +Every step you take, for sure +Every song you write all right +But every person you meet +That makes your heart beat +And you connect way down deep +I'm tired from 3 days of connecting +And so this song is just an interjecting +Of a few of the ideas rattling around +Success feels just like failure +So before you go out to the church and nail your +Demands on the door make sure your motive's sound +Sing out with your heart +Use your head to matter +Rip your world apart +And then put it back together" +I'm not normally nervous that much before a show,"I mean +I got a little bit of nerves right before you know but +I'm pretty nervous about this one +Yes +I am +I hope it goes well +God damn" +Oh your taste is so unique,"Oh when we’re dancing cheek to cheek +Oh, Kikkoman +I’m just a little ol’ geek +But you are magnifique +Oh well you break my losing streak +Oh, Kikkoman +Can we kick it with Kikkoman? +Oh, of course we can, of course we can +Can we kick it with Kikkoman? +Oh, of course we can, of course we can +Can we kick it with Kikkoman? +Oh, of course we can, of course we can +Kikkoman" +You don’t need,"An AR 15 +Don’t need +Semi automatically +If you’re not fighting in a war +What do you need those guns for? +Everybody’s been feeling +So helpless and denied +But these kids have got me hopeful +These kids have got me riled +On March 24th +I’ll be in DC +Marching with them +In solidarity +Because we +Were all waiting +For their voices +To split the day +Loud and angry too +Unflinching, I can’t look away +The tears start welling up +And we know we’ve had enough +These kids have got me standing +And overwhelmed with love" +Home Marcel,"All his friends can be found around the +yard They +want to go on a hike but they're +afraid They're +afraid to wander too far when the camera +turns off they dance around the bonfire And +when the camera turns off they read books +of poetry to each other every night And +they say good night old marcel All +his friends they think it's pretty cool They're +celebrities The +answer to the question why the chicken crossed +the yard is oh oh oh it's some +N F +Ts When +the camera is turned off they make scrambled +eggs and that's pretty gross But +the camera is turned off and the dinosaur +eggs that he bought from the man with +the one eye patch and the hook leg +And oh they sing to each other Oh +they sing to each other Marcel +and all his little friends they dance around +when the camera is pointed straight directly at +them Then +they put on their best face when they're +on the camera And +oh the camera observes the truth but only +part of the truth Ooh +myself All +of his friends they want to get better +at playing chess so they work really hard +as they run this way and back through +the yard When +the camera turns off they think about life +and everything And +when the camera turns off they drop acid +and say life in submarine Marcel +and all his friends they wait for the +black bear to come back They +say bear how long will the bear market +last for these nmgs And +the bear says I don't know I'm +just a bear And +marcel and all his friends say ha ha +I figured that's what you would say bear +today And +so they dance around the bonfire one more +time Then +they read their books of poetry and say +good night Good +night" +This will be like child’s play with a,"set of muppets, looking back at how this +story of odder things came together, just stand +by me as I carry you off to +dreamland. All +the muppets gather round you Looking +back at how they found you Baby +lost in the woods yeah They +raised you best they coulds yeah But +you weren’t meant to stay there As +odder things came together So +you found your firmer footing And +set off for the big city You +dream big Keep +goin Even +when it seems like its no use You +get hit You +keep growing All +the while wearing out your walking shoes And +when you’re feeling world weary From +testing all your bad theories The +muppets welcome you back Hold +you gently in their laps You +end where you start this Because +it’s home where the heart is All +the muppets gather round you Remember +how they found you" +I got to do my song,"What +Won't be very long +It's +Friday night +Come on +I got to do my song +Eat a banana +Eat a banana +Eat a banana +Eat a banana +Drink some water +Water +Drink some water +Take some pills +Take some pills +The baby's crying +The baby's crying +I've got to do my song +It not gonna take very long +I got a marker in my mouth +I got a marker +I got a marker +Eat some corn fl +Eat some cornflakes +I got a marker +I got a marker +Now +I'm gonna go to sleep" +Three thousand nine hundred and ninety nine,"I’m doing all right yeah I’m doing just fine +When I hit 5000 songs I’ll be 40 years old +I hope I make it that far down the road +I’m the same person +But I’m also not +Same anxious stomach +Twisted into knots +Same rambling brain +Singing all my songs +Trying to make do +With what I’ve got +4000 days ago I was sitting in LA +Thinking about how I was gonna write a song a day +So much has changed in 4000 days +In another 4000 it’ll be the year 2030 +Three thousand nine hundred and ninety nine +It’s been a wild ride and a steep steep climb +Whether you’ve listened 10 years or a day +Every single bit of it I appreciate" +If Twitter can’t protect Leslie Jones,"The rest of us are screwed +They took a nice chat bot +And made her racist, sexist and lewd +And if the Chinese bot can do it +We need a course correction +So let’s turn the car around +And head for the intersection +Of technology +And the liberal arts +Use our brains +And open our hearts +The status quo +Is not how it has to be +Between awful and awesome +Is empathy +mistake is an opportunity +To try something unplanned +Pain is temporary +Suck is forever +Quality is the best business plan +Or you could write 40 apps +And have 37 die +And number 41 takes off +And the confetti falls from the sky +That four loop could be a flat map +You’d be amazed by what you can build +With one valid true loop +It’s ok to be lost +It’s ok to be a newb +Kids these days +But it’s okay to be a newb +The master has failed more +Than the novice has tried +You have to make the universe +Before you make apple pie +You don’t need those paper dragons +There’s no tigers chasing you +Go easy on yourself +Even when that’s hard to do +Remember to…. +Ben won rock paper scissors" +Pathetic scenes were,"Reported today +From the German frontier +Where groups of Jews +Attempting to leave +The Reich literally went to their knees +Imploring Netherlands officials +To allow them to pass +Netherlands frontier guards +Have been doubled +And strict orders have been given +To prevent any refugee invasion +Europe needs to get a handle +on migration +because that is what lit the flame +I admire the very generous approaches +that were taken +I think it is fair to say Europe has done its part, +and must send a very clear message – ‘ +we’ll no longer provide refuge and support’ – +because if we don’t deal +with the migration issue +it will continue to roil the body politic" +It’s your boyfriend calling,"You make his heart sing and fly +Maybe he’s needing you or ??? beating you +Or maybe he just wants to say hi +Ding dong +Ding a ling dong +Ding dong ding" +I write a song one day Is,"that okay I'm +anxiety personified I write a song day Is +that all right Is +that okay I don't know why I do +it I just do it best I can +Sometimes I cannot sleep Sometimes +I sleep too much Sometimes +I look out the window and think oh +yeah I write a song a day I'm +not sure what else I can say it's +what I do every day now we're gonna +go to this chord Now +we're gonna go to the is Yes +the discord had R +That's just what I have to say I +went to the supermarket and I couldn't find +any food no no food was left at +all I have to go away the mic +when I sing so up high because if +I didn't it would be really loud and +that would be really bad I write a +song a day Is +that all right Is +that okay Please +don't put me down I'm +just trying to get by same as you +I'm just trying China +get down get down get by get down +get by same as you A +summer day a summer day a summer day" +Nazis make me sad,"More than mad +I can’t imagine +Going around feeling like that +Genocide for breakfast +Ethnic cleansing for lunch +All that fear and hatred +Cannot feel too fun +When you strip away +The cold veneer +That’s when you see +The Nazi tears +deep deep sadness +And a deep deep fear +No room for anything else +I read the first hand +How antifa stands +Between the nazis +And the clergy they defend +You’ve got to fight the nazis +You got to shut them down +But behind every nazi +is a sad, sad clown +When you strip away +The cold veneer +That’s when you see +The Nazi tears +deep deep sadness +And a deep deep fear +No room for anything else" +I’m not really here,"I’m just a buggababoo +That means that you fear +The things I will do +I’ll hold you and kiss you +Til we both disappear +We’ll fly far away +Say goodbye now my dear +Ba +Buggababoo +Ba +Buggababoo +Ba ba +Buggababoo +Ba ba +Buggababoo +Out in the Milky Way we hang left +Alpha Centuri +We’re so nimble and deft +Edge of the uni-verse +We will hit +The wall of nothing +And nothingness +Ba +Buggababoo +Oh Ba +Buggababoo +Ba ba +Buggababoo +Ba ba +Buggababoo +Oh ba +Buggababoo" +Female presenting nipples,"Should have the freedom they deserve +Female presenting nipples +What exactly has occurred +Apple has a garden +Around which is a wall +And female presenting nipples +Aren’t welcome there at all +Female presenting nipples +Of what are they so afraid +You suckled at your mama’s boob +When you were a babe +Stop trying to control +Women’s body’s let them be +With those female presenting nipples +I do stand in solidarity" +Don't get out of hand now,"If you don't understand how +certain element of your life works +You don't have to grok it +In fact that may block it +And then you're out in the cold, cold, cold +You can just float along +And you're going where you're going +Accept that there are somethings in life +That you won't ever be knowing +You can't force it +To change course it +Won't do what you want +If you push it along +It'll only make you +The fool +Once I was a soldier +And I fought for +An endless war +Each day was a battlefield +And I could never yield +And I was so, so sure +I marched so firm in boots of steel +On a road so straight and narrow +Until I heard a beautiful song +It sounded like a christmas carol" +Taint nobody around,"Except the spam hounds +And they don’t make a sound +It’s like zombies +Are gonna come crawlin out of the ground +And maul me, soon as I let my guard down +Hello? +Is anybody there, hello? +Is anybody there? Hello? +Is anybody there? Hello? +Is anybody there, is anybody there, hello?" +N,"O +L +Y +R +I +C +S, +O +N +L +Y +F +O +O +T +A +G +E" +Went looking for a piano,"Couldn't find one +Wanted 88 keys +Instead I got none +Ain't that the way it goes +Ain't that the way +Wanted to kiss your face +But you are nowhere near +Want to squeeze your body +But your body isn't here +Ain't that the way it goes +Ain't that the way +Ain't that the way that it goes +Ain't that the way +There's no reason +No mischievous force at play +Tomorrow will be different +But this is today +Ain't that the way +Ain't that the way +Want 8 hours of sleep +But my thoughts kept me turning +I wanted good dreams +But my brain was a fire burning +Ain't that the way that it goes +Ain't that the way +Wanted to dance with you +Nothing I want more +Wanted to spin you 'round +Instead I'm lying on the floor +Ain't that the way that it goes +Ain't that the way +There's no reason +No mischievous force at play +Tomorrow will be different +But this is today +Ain't that the way +Ain't that the way" +well i'm a sailor,"and she's the ocean +until i found my way on to dry land +well i can hold my breath for a long time +and i can breath out carbon dioxide +when i got shipwrecked +she just ignored me +but i just got a little closer every single day +until she took me into her palace +where she made me lose my balance +i was made for another life +i was constructed to hold your hand +i was made out of balsa wood +and you made and unmade the land +my ears pop +my eyes bulge +i got to get some air in my lungs +the pressure is building and i don't know if i'll hold +but then you look at me with that look just so +i am floating +in your bedroom +free to roam and unchained at the waist +can we just go on like this forever +is there another step that i'm missing that's better?" +He's 18 pounds and he loves to eat,"With an intelligent meow he communicates He'll +sit in the middle of the room when +you have a party He +wants morning cuddles everyday Dashiell +That's Dash +for short He's +looking for a new home Jess +and Rebecca +are having a baby And +Dashiell has got to go He +really likes cooked asparagus He's +the best mouse hunter you've ever seen He +catches flies mid-air, Mr. +Miyagi style He's +got lots of energy, so he needs playtime +everyday for a while But +here's the catch: He's +an asshole He +likes to get his way He +might stalk And +attack you Despite +his challenges He's +incredible companion They +don't want to give him up But +a baby takes precedent" +Can you hold the truth in your hand,"without judging it without even looking at it +Can you be what you demand without judgment +without even looking at yourself I'm +not who I say I am I'm +not who you think I am I'm +not who you say I am I'm +not who you think you are at all +can you hold the head of a pen +Dancing while the angels sing Can +you take off and fight in the deep +dark Deep +dark Deep +dark night I know who you think I +are I'm +something Something +much more bizarre I'm +not the experiences that I have on the +side of every single pair of fences no +no no no when everything is covered in +pollen and you can't find some reason to +come calling I'll +pack you up into my suitc and we'll +go out Searching +for love oh searching for love Searching +for love Searching +for love I love a love a dub +dub love dub a dub a love a +dub dub dub dub a dub I love +a dub dub dub dub" +First your food's disgusting,"At least that's what I'm told +Tastes like the road to obesity +Wouldn't touch it with a ten foot pole +Fried up diabetes +Heart disease in a meal +Eat Chick Fil A for a couple of days +And tell us how you feel +Screw you, Chick-Fil-A x3 +Screw you, Chick-Fil-A +Next you sued a gentleman +Who comes from my home state of Vermont +He makes a shirt that says Eat More Kale +And you just couldn't have that +Do you own the english language? +Is it yours to do with as +Well you can Eat More frivolous lawsuits +And you can eat more of my ass +And we all knew your thumped your bible +it's not like it was some secret +But when the Muppets turn against you +You know now you have done it +And Santorum is on your side +Huckabee's leading the anti-boycott +Your defenders are bona fide!" +"Regulatory lag, environmental protection Commissioner’s","work is never done Nuclear +waste disposal, grid modernization Commissioner’s +work is never done Do +you go with rate shock or gradualism How +to do you implement your demand response mechanisms? +You got long commission meetings and aging infrastructure +Gotta get to carbon neutral but how to +do that we’re just not sure Look +out for stranded assets not used and useful +anymore Transportation +electrification hear it knocking on the door Public +interest and ratepayer benefits, there’s got to be +middle ground between future proof and affordability DER +ESG PJM +ROE LMP +PSC REGI +OPSI" +Take a picture It'll,"last longer Put +a ring on your middle finger Stick +it up in the ocean Tell +the people that you mean business I was +only ever trying to do right by you +I was only ever trying to make it +right But +I couldn't And +so I said hey that's okay Every +time you make it that way it goes +away again Bake +a cake Eat +a peach Put +yourself in another person's pocket in another person's +place With +their only thing that you're looking in the +face and you see their eyes They're +looking like they're gonna punch you They're +looking like they're gonna eat you up Eat +you up and spit down the toilet But +I had a notion that I was stuck +up in a tree without a net Break +my bones and tell me that I'm +all right That +I made out of things Stuff +of stardust And +I'm looking at your face again Have +another applesauce put it in your mouth hole +Take another look at it Then +jump off a cliff with all your bathing +suits wrapped around your ankles Ready +for the big time You're +ready for the fall You're +falling Down +down down down down You're +falling Let +the only way you can fall sometimes unless +you are in space" +Drink the wine,"Become enamored with it +Take what’s mine +And do with it what you will +Heavy stone +Tree bark in forest +Quantity unknown +Numbers in a lonely midnight chorus +And now you see me +I’ll be on my way +Another old trick out of my hat +My legs could carry me +My tongue will say +You’ll never get the best of me, no +Ocean spray +Tiny rocks become sand over time +And you can run away +But he will find me in the places that you didn’t look +M-m-mountain ice +Best it be the sleeping silent sentinels +Don’t look twice +Rocks all whispering at dusk +And now you see me +I’ll be on my way +Another old trick out of my hat +My legs could carry me +My tongue will say +You’ll never get the best of me, no +You’ll never get +You’ll never, never get +You’ll never get +The best of me +You’ll never get +You’ll never, never get +You’ll never get +The best of me +No no" +Breastfeeding,"All the way +It can be hard at first +Don't get discouraged +You may need practice +And baby may need practice +Cradle, cross cradle, football, reclining +Lanolin, pumping, oh no baby is crying +Is it a good latch? +Is it a bad latch? +Is it colostrum? +Has your milk come in? +Breastfeeding +All the way +It can be hard at first +Don't get discouraged +You may need practice +And baby may need practice +Better call that IBCLC +The lactation consultant can really be +big help +With your engorgement +With your let down +With the rooting reflex +Nursing bra +Nursing pads +And an asymmetrical latch +Skin to skin +Nipple shields +Look out for mastitis +Just don't get discouraged" +"Vegetables, oh vegetables x3","Oh vegetables, oh vegetables +Kale, broccoli, spinach, turnips, brussel sprouts and bok choy +Lettuce, beets, asparagus, garlic and leeks +I’m a happy boy +Carrots and radish +Potatoes and yam +Tomatoes, squash, avocado, yum! +Celery, pumpkin, daikon, zucchini, artichoke and chrysanthemum +Vegetables are good for you +And your fear is so misplaced +You’ve been brainwashed into thinking +That you won’t like the taste +Vegetables, oh vegetables x3 +Oh vegetables, oh vegetables +Some people think that vegetables are gross +But those people don’t know +Vegetables are the best +Vegetables are the most wonderful thing in the world and so +You should eat more vegetables +And your fear is so misplaced +You’ve been brainwashed into thinking +That you won’t like the taste +Vegetables x8 +Yeah!" +The idiot looked at the sun,"Because he doesn’t believe in science +The rules don’t apply to him +He knows that if he goes blind it’s +Not a big deal +Cuz he’s a winner uh huh +And winner’s can do +Whatever they want" +"Oh, Roman Opalka","change in the weather +Can show us the passage of time +clock on the wall +Summer into fall +Or the thoughts of +life that we left behind +And your numbers glow +And Roman Opalka, you know +Roman, you know all about time +Roman Opalka +faded old picture +Can show us the passage of time +Oh what a feeling +You painted 5 million +Six hundred thousand two hundred and forty nine +And your numbers glow +And Roman Opalka, you know +Roman, you know all about time +You wanted to get to seven million +seven hundred and seventy seven thousand +seven hundred and seventy seven +But you died +Roman Opalka +Your watch has ended +You showed us the passage of time +And I will do my best but +I can’t do you justice +I’m claiming the flame that you carried as mine" +Hey,"I'm a minister of peace +Now let's go to war +Tell +Your people that we're coming +And we'll take back what is ours +All the little babies in the railroad station +Gonna get blown up by the freedom bombs +Hell will rain down on creation +Till all is still until all is calm +Now +You'll witness all our power +It's shocking really how mighty great we are +Don't +For a second try and fight it +We'll knock you down before you know we're there +All the little flowers in the garden growing +Iridescent from the souped up soil +Down from the moutons see the water flowing +Into the ocean watch it boil" +I work for you,"I pay my bills +I write my songs +Dance and sing +These are the days +Of unicorn blood +Broken promises +And elven rings +Nothing much is sacred +But the partisan hatred +And the technocratic liberalism +I’m being eaten alive +Eaten alive +By my sense of entitlement +And my pride +I’m being eaten alive +Eaten alive +The internet is a gaping maw +Opening wide +Throw spaghetti +Roll those dice +You can follow +Anyone at all +When you’re ready +For some advice +It’s so hollow +You don’t heed it at all +We are all pretending +The world isn’t ending +But the cages are all filling up up up" +I’m growing my hair out,"Cuz I don’t wanna look the same +As every other middle aged guy +Beard shaved head and glasses +I’m gonna grow it really long +Wanna look like greg from Steven universe +But more likely i’ll look super dumb +But honestly I kinda like that +I’m as vain as the next guy +But it manifests in cultivated ugliness +It’s more than I wanna look different +From other guys all the time +So I’m growing my hair out +Soon it’ll be a Jew Fro +Maybe it’ll be a little Einstein +Did he ever think about his hair +I guess probably not +His dome was filled with other thoughts +But I’m so self conscious that +I simply cannot help myself" +hey mr. bike thief you're a big jerk,"do you steal bikes cause you can't find work +hey mr. bike thief life is hard +but stealing bikes is not the ansar +you stole my bike +it was a piece of my life +i was so happy when i got that bike +and you took it away from me +it was a gift from my girlfriend +hey mr. bike thief +i hope you get caught" +goin' back i swore i wouldn't,"but i feel the pull +is it fate is it destiny +or an implanted chip in the back of my skull +i thought i was done with the pirates life +guess i thought wrong +on the bow of the good ship gloria +we'll be singing this song +on the banks of that lonely isle +where i was left to die +a dream of an angel came +she asked me why +why was i marooned +when i could've been the king +i didn't knw what to tell her +i didn't say anything +it's not a life for everyone +this much i understand +if you like creature comforts +if you like your picnics planned +but the pirates life is the one for me +and forever i will stand +with my head held high against the tyrants +who try to take our land +as my ship draw near to the anchor point +i sense that something's off +not a sound for miles around +not single seagull cough +from the depths of the hungry ocean +a fiery mouth appears +and through rain and sleet and hail and wind +all that i can heara" +Hello Elizabeth,"My name is Jonathan +I’m writing to you today +Regarding your video +You sent me a takedown notice +Which is your right +But I wonder if you’d reconsider +And retract your claim +You see, Elizabeth, I write a song a day +And for each one make a video +I made song #595 +And way back in 2010 +And used your video without permission +And I’m sorry +I really am +I had written a song about a porcupine +After seeing your video +It inspired me to think about +My history with porcupines +Growing up in Vermont +Porcupines up in the trees +My dog getting needles in his nose +And so I used your video to go with the song +And now I can clearly see that this is wrong +But I’ll take the video down +I’ll do what I have to do +But I really don’t want +To just have offended you +And so here I am writing you a song +Hello Elizabeth, this is your song +I don’t know one thing about you +Except you filmed that porcupine +And now this takedown notice +But I hope we can be friendly" +Thunder thunder thunder thunder storm,"I'm under under under under warm skin +I wonder wonder wonder wonder where +Who put who put who put who put them there +Those thunder storms with their crash and boom +Those thunder storms +They light up a room +And I love it" +The crazy thing is,"I would be writing songs +Even if nobody listened +Even if I never got paid +And so it’s easy to take advantage +I am not a business person +My brain just doesn’t work that way +But it seems like 3 months +Is a very long time +To be giving away music for free +Especially when you didn’t make the music +Or really even do anything at all +Except provide a platform +Of which there are in fact many +The most profitable company in the history of the world +Can’t pay the musicians +Who make their service run +I wonder what John Lennon +Is saying to Steve Jobs +Way up in heaven" +Paw Patrol isn’t on a roll,"They’ve wrapped around a telephone poll +Minions making many messes +Betty Boop lost her cocktail dress +It’s the Thanksgiving Day Parade +Some years sun and some years snow +The rain will come and the wind will blow +Pretty soon New York will be underwater +And the balloons will carry the cannon fodder +For the Thanksgiving Day Parade +Arthur’s up there looking mad +Big Bird’s waving the Russian flag +Oh there’s Doug, thanks I hate it +Baby Shark is looking deflated +Macy’s is going out of business +The balloons live on in the rainforest +Distraction from the cataclysm +Another crazy shrine to capitalism" +a pirate's life for me a pirates life,"for me my servant packs the car while +i sit beneath a tree i eat a +klondike bar while my servant packs the car +i make him sing a song for me +for me mic check here we go i +gotta pack the car while mr. pirate sits +there eating a klondike bar he makes me +sing while i but i go no words +so far i know i'll list the things +i pack into the car duct tape ukulele +and small amp big bowl tp roll and +a small lamp microphone telephone boxes boxes blankets +pillows a variety of rocks vacuum bucket an +old chandelier mannequin tool box big black sphere +printer bass guitar a broken scooter 2 x4 +window laptop computer a metal crown a sleeping +bag an old tv a dirty rag an +accordion picture frame a keyboard chess game" +When cats and apes and ducks are chasing punks,"And bits collide with traits to kingdom come +Degenerates all howl at the moon +Ten thousand trolls and three will join the fun +The hell site of the blue bird is quicksand +100 billion pixel creature contraband +Degenerates all trying to make a buck +Ten thousand trolls and three at your command" +I got a BP,"on my back, I got a BP +on my back, I got a BP +on my back, yeah I got a BP +on my back, I got a BP +on my back, yeah He +wants to nurse and his mama isn't here, +and so we're riding this song I'm +feeling in this pack, but it's not the +same as nursing, and so he's feeling pretty +sad So +I got a BP +on my back, yeah, I got a BP +on my back, yeah What +do you think? No, +no, no" +Vasectomy,"I just got my vasectomy +The doctor she cut me +On my scrotum and so gently +Took my vas deferens out of my body +Split them into two pieces +Then cauterized the two endsy +Then put it all back inside of me +Vasectomy +I just got my vasectomy +Now I’m wearing a really funny +Jockstrap and I’m icing me +Ballsack so the swelling won’t be +Too bad hopefully +It all went back inside of me +Vasectomy +I just got my vasectomy +No sex for a week +And for two months we’ve got to be +Careful, because little spermy +Might still be there, swimming free +We got two kids we don’t want 3" +Lazy river take my hand Lazy,"river I protect your head from the fallen +water O +from the fallen water pool Whoa +lazy river here we are lazy river no +plane train or a car Just +a tube between you and me Just +a tube and we are free Cause +it's so lazy river we just float out +today Wopa +papa It's +a lazy river that's all we're gonna do +today Lazy +river I love you lazy river you love +me till you do you're just my bo +You do Yes +I love you I do Lazy +river don't look up lazy river it's dripping +down on you I will do but I +protect your head look out Cause +it's a l Lazy +river just like on the open river now +it's a lazy river Artificial +giver Shall +we go Lazy +lazy eyes love you so" +Jonathan on the highway at night,"Don’t forget the lights +From your light beams +Light beams, light beams +Headlights +Sun going down on the horizon +Golden, pink +Makes me stop and think about the times +That I didn’t stop and think +To take the time +I’m driving away from Sacrament +I’m driving towards the Oak Hills +Filled with wills to kills +Bill? +No, Jonathan +Gary? +No, my name is Jonathan +I see clouds in the sky +I see stars in my eyes +Lights in the reflection +Lights reflected by the retracted, impactive +Smacks of something silly +Like a guy named Billy +No, my name is Jonathan. +Drivin’ the way I know how to drive +The only way there is to drive +There’s no other way +Except to drive\ +(That, that’s the end)" +The Mauraders,"The maunders +The marauders map +See who’s coming +See who’s going +See who’s staying put +Don’t get caught +By Filch or Snape +Follow carefully +Steps +Mischief managed +Mischief managed +When your mauarrding is done +You’re feeling great +Don’t stay out too late +You might have too much fun" +"Crazy, crazy, crazy defi returns","Mint, buy, grow, take, make and burn +When something sounds to o good to be true +Bash my head against the wall, don’t tell me what to do +Cuz I don’t understand +Why you keep doing the same thing +algorithmic stable coins +Do they miss the entire point +Oh and down and down we go +Hold on to your butts +This all started in late 2008 +When some dumb dudes make a lot of mistakes +The whole point was to do something new +But humans gonna do what humans gonna do +But I don’t understand +Why we keep doing the same thing +Attacker OTC +Accumulated +1 billion UST +Borrowed 3 billion +In BTC +Spread around fud abt +peg and bank runs +Dumped the fuck +Out of 3 billion +BTC on market to +Trigger wider panic, ooo +10 minutes after LFG +Pulled some liquidity +In prep for 4pool +The attackers pounced" +Can you taste the regret,"Can you feel it yet +Is it real to you right now +The sun’s going down +And the city’s gonna drown +Is it real to you right now +There’s a whole lotta +Something coming +And most of it +Ain’t great +You better get right +With something +Before it is too late +They’re waltzing slow +In the wind and snow +Is it real to you right now +They’re drinking champagne +On what remains +Is it real to you right now +The sun’s making schemes +The earth’s having dreams +Is it real to you right now +The fire is stoked +The chimney’s are choked +Is it real to you right now" +Don’t look now but it’s coming for you,"Flow like lava, down bad: the blues +If you get greedy, you can’t get enough +That liquidation monster will gobble you up +Liquidate, oh liquidate +Soul is dark and heart full of hate +You can’t hold on no matter how you try +The liquidation monster will eat you alive +Creeping up closer every single day +You’re swimming upstream try to keep it at bay +You try to appease it and you try to atone +That liquidation monster will swallow your bones +Liquidate, oh liquidate +Soul is dark and heart full of hate +Pulling you under, now you can’t breathe +That liquidation monster will set you free +So all you babies with stars in your eyes +Far be it from me to moralize +I want you to learn from my mistakes +You can’t lose if you don’t play +Liquidate, oh liquidate +Soul is dark and heart full of hate +Keep your wits about you, keep your nose clean +Or that liquidation monster will crush all your dreams" +Well it's been so long since,"I had computer problems +Fuck that shit +I don't like it not one bit +Fuck that shit +Cause nothing nothing will open +Oh nothing will open +Because +I got computer problems +I got those problems +Oh no no +Oh no no no no +I don't want them +Am +I even gonna be able to post this song +That remains to be seen +If +I could fix things +Because +I got some bad luck +Computer problems +Yeah +I got so much to do +Got no time for those problems +Computer problems +Computer problems" +"Hey, you found a boat","For us to go out in the ocean deep +Where an endless storm is raging +In waters ever changing +We huddle there together +to keep each other safe +Safe, you'll keep me safe +I'll keep you safe +You'll keep me safe +I'll keep you safe +Hey, you found a boat +And just in time because the flood is rising up +And there is no controlling +When the water starts to rolling +But this boat is made for holdingdx +And we'll keep each other safe +And the shaking of the earth is overwhelming +And the spinning of the sky makes us dizzy +And the gods demand a symbol in sign language +But we ignore cause our hands are busy +Hey, you found a boat +Sturdy and just big enough for two +And when the sun breaks through the clouds +We holler and we shout +signal to the world that +We are feeling safe" +Nothing ever happens,"Decades pass +All my little plans go +Flying out the window +I was your teenage self +Half unicorn and half dark elf +I was your confidence +Put me back together +And I make no sense +I look in the mirror +Haven’t changed +Living in a shoebox +Growing up with pop rocks +I was your teenage self +Half unicorn and half dark elf +I was your confidence +Put me back together +And I make no sense +What do you say to an elf in the woods +Who saw you coming isn’t up to no good? +Leave me alone cause I'm full of angst +Leave yourself to elfish pranks +I can touch my toes now +That is new +Stretching everyday helps +Hanging out with dark elves +I was your teenage self +Half unicorn and half dark elf +I was your confidence +Put me back together +And I make no sense +Ohhhhh +Put me back together +And I make no sense +Ohhhhh oh +Put me back together +And I make no sense +Oh" +Does cloud computing mean,"Computers in the sky? +Does cloud computing mean +Computers that can fly? +Does cloud computing mean +Computers that will rain? +No, cloud computing +Isn’t any of these things +Then tell me what it means +Please +OK let’s say I’m at my computer +And I’m writing something out +And I want to take what I’ve just written to work +I gotta put it on a thumb drive +Or email it to myself +Or put it on a CD like a jerk +But with cloud computing +None of that is necessary +Cuz the document doesn’t live on my hard drive +No no +I can work on it from home +Or in the car +Or anywhere +And when I save +It’s safe and sound in the cloud +The cloud just means +Space on the Internet +That’s yours +And you can access anywhere +Word processing applications +To your movies +And music +And photos +Even video +And photo editing software +Oh, the cloud’s not scary +In fact it’s very useful +And I think it’s something +You should learn much more about +So go to Dreamforce.appirio.com +And see what they have to offer +Check it out!" +Every single thing I see,"There always something to remind me +I got blinders on +I don’t tread lightly +My bike was stolen +From the basement hallway +I will remember you +Forevervvm and always +I know just how this all ends +We promise that we’ll be friends +But that’s too much too much too much +I can run a mile +In about 8 minutes flat +I run 5 a day +Not sure why I just said all that +The apartment smells like you +But I’m already moving on +This time next year +My blinders will he gone +I know it may seem a little quick +Like a damnable bait and switch +Like its ax +On a big island +In the pacific +You almost died +I felt hopeless and listless +I tried harder then +To hold on you +The harder i tried +The more I knew +I knew that this moment would arrive +When I’d be grateful we cut the ties +They were too much too much too much" +Lisa Hanawalt,"really loves horses She +really, really, really, really loves horses Her +love of horses led to Bojack +Horsman She +often thinks she’s lazy Untalented +and bad But +she uses that Feeling +to keep her making Nicky +Case was in the chaos Trying +to make it disappear But +then he learned to adapt to it When +he killed his dreams All +the pieces it seems Fell +out of the chaos and just decided to +fit We +are all going to die Akilah +obviously Just +needed to be herself To +up and find everything she wanted I learned +a little Arabic +from Rami +And fuck those AAA +games The +disrespect and insult is just rotten Veronica +Belmonts Cuthulu +chest Taken +out of context Someday +we’re each gonna have our moment And +it comes for you and me We’re +all gonna wish for empathy On +every single side of the equation Don’t +focus, don’t focus, don’t focus on the tool +Focus on the person using it I didn’t +quite get, I didn’t quite get, I didn’t +quite get What +Bryce was talking about But +I could see his heart was big and +I’d like him to give me money Amit +Gupta almost died He +told his story, and we all cried It +could be me, it could be you You +already know what you gotta do" +you have got a lot of nerve,"To deny the way that you are feeling +And I don’t know if I can stay +In the space we are revealing +So a little bit of trust goes a long long way +And a truck full of words is a price to pay +For love +But the days go by and the clouds agree +That the little bit of light inside of me +Is worth the trouble to keep alive +If only for the dreams +And some insist that it +Is better to die alone than lose someone that you love +And some haven’t reached the point +Where they realize that love is not enough +But big, big truck can drive all day +Putting miles on the tires that will give way +To love +And the days go by and the stars agree +That the little bit of light inside of me +Is worth the trouble to keep alive +If only for the dreams" +Children scream in German,"The sun is shining down +German birds are chirping +And I wonder +Could I be anywhere? +I’m just sitting out in the backyard +And I’m sitting out in the backyard +I’m sitting out in the backyard +Just sitting out in the backyard +Owoooooo, owooooo +Airplanes overhead +Flowers all a’blooming +It’s cold in the morning and cold in the afternoon +And I wonder +Could I be anywhere? +I’m just sitting out in the backyard +And I’m sitting out in the backyard +I’m sitting out in the backyard +I’m just sitting out in the backyard +I was just sitting out in the backyard +Just sitting out in the backyard +I was just sitting out in the backyard +I’m just sitting out in the backyard +Now in the backyard sitting out in the backyard +And I wonder +Could I be anywhere? +Could this be Ohio? +Could this be Oslo? +Could this be Los Angeles? +Could this e Venice? +And I wonder +What makes them different +When you’re just sitting out in the backyard +I’m just sitting out in the backyard +I’m just sitting out in the backyard +You’re just sitting out in the backyard +Springtime in Vienna +Children scream in German +Sun is shining down +And the German birds are chirping" +"behind every corner, a melodious murder, or the deadly A flat drone","but they each have their strengths that they bring to the table +and with their powers combined they are ready and able to go.... +on a crowded street you wouldn't look twice +just four souls unremarkable in every way save one +when they stop with their pen +to write down an idea that struck them just then +and later convened at their secret headquarters +they start writing songs as the distance gets shorter +between the sounds they hear in their head +and the sounds in the stereo spread +ideas flying; no asking why and +this is the prayer that's said +we are stronger together than apart - O the writing camp +earth wind fire water heart - the writing camp +stronger together than apart - O the writing camp +DQ Erika Greg Evan Bogart - the writing camp" +In the back of the flea market There,"lives a man Who +makes analogies He’s +in a constant fog It’s +hard to understand How +he can even see That +feeling when you lose your swimsuit And +all the trees are laughing at you We’ve +got to let go Of +what we can’t control That’s +the only way through And +if you go slow You +won’t have to pay the toll When +it comes due I know, I know It +was just here a minute ago The +wind blows The +trees laugh and the river flows Another +dose Of +no clothes It +was just here a minute ago The +trees laugh and the thunder rolls Losing +Your Swimsuit +- Ready-made +analogies and fresh-baked idioms are just a bit +too fancy for this podcast. Tonight +we take a soothing trip to the analogist +who works in the back of the flea +market in a perpetual fog. There +we discover a nearly universal experience, that feeling +when you lose your swimsuit." +How’s Jony Ive feeling today?,"Is he not that impressed +Or is he blown away? +Does he regret the timeline +Or is he walking a fine line +Between what he thinks +And what he can say +How you feeling jony Ive +Come on come on +Come on don’t let the mac die +I hope you got something up your sleeve +I hope you got something to bob and weave +I hope you got something to show +Is Jony pissed at Tim +Ultimately does the blame lie with him +Is he still thinking like an operations guy +Looking at the numbers instead of the sky +Or does he not understand the place we’re in" +Everybody is against everybody,"Wish it didn’t feel that way +But I just sit in my bully pulpit +And try to live another day +I try my best, oh +But it’s hard +When you’re looking at the moon +And it’s dark +And you know you’re dying soon +And it’s hard +To know which way is up +When it’s dark +And you don’t know how to love" +When you’re on the west coast and you,"see an old house You +might say wow that house is 200 years +old And +when you’re on the east coast and you +see an old house You +might say wow that was there 400 years +ago But +when you’re in Rome +Everything’s very old And +if you listen You +can hear the stones laughing Yeah +when you’re in Rome +You know 2000 years ago The +same stones saw all the Roman +fashion Our +country is young so much younger than we +know We +can only really see the time we’re given +Everything is fleeting and everything must go Back +into the roiling wild river" +I'm a kitty corn you kitty corn,"We're all kitty corns and we're always happy +I'm a kitty corn kitty corn +We're all kitty corn and we're always happy +Can you guys sing that with me +I'm a kitty corn you're a kitty corn +We're a kitty corn and earth always happy +I'm a kiddie corn you're a kitty corn +We're kidding corn +Then we're always happy when +I pin it corn all we love is +We all love unicorn and +I like unicorn cake +Because +I'm a picor you a picorn +We're a unicorn +We're always happy +We're always happy to throw our phones out windows +We all like bananas and tomatoes combined +This is now a song about hornicorns +We have our birthdays every day +We all throw our technology out the window +Beans and stay healthy +I'm a kiddie corn +You're a kid corn +We're a kiddie corn +We're always happy +I'm a kidding corn +You're a kidding corn +We're a kidding corn +We're always happy +Okay now we're gonna do the beat +Ok +And what we're going to do is all we love is life +We all love kitty corn +I like unicorn cakes +We throw our phones out the windows +We all like bananas and tomatoes +Combine +This is how it's all about corny corns +We all have our birthdays every day +We offer our technology after work +We eat beans stay healthy +I'm a pity corn you're a pretty corn +I'm a pink" +You’ve always thought how amazing it could be,"To jump out of a plane +They would train you +You’ll be jumping like a pro +Life is for living +There’s no reason to say no +And as you’re zooming down +You’ll say, “The earth sure is pretty” +What went for 229 you’ll get for 130 +From Groupon +Groupon, Groupon x2 +Groupon, Groupon.com +Groupon, Groupon +At the Chicagoland Skydiving Center they’ve got a perfect student record +It’s as safe as can be +And cheaper than cheap +So what are you waiting for? +The time is now +Can you hear the call? +Jump out of the ordinary and into freefall +Groupon, Groupon x2 +Groupon, Groupon.com, .com +Groupon.com +Groupon" +Everything is special,"In some way or another +Sometimes you try hard +Sometimes it’s like why bother +Something is red +Something else is blue +You can’t see +What’s right in front of you +What makes people +The way that they are +Is it in their soul +Or is it in their heart +Is it in their fingers +Or is it in their toes +Trees bend far +When a warm wind blows +Jump into the pool +Jump into the future +I can’t help it if +I feel like a loser +Take your ears +And mark them with an X +Say the words +That you least expect" +I been low,"I’ve been all up and down the coast +I been broke +As glass +Smoothed out +And shimmering in your pocket like a ghost +That doesn’t hope +To make sense +I been grasping at waves +Hoping they’ll say +What I can’t say +There’s nobody home +in the castle I’ve built +Cuz it’ll be gone tomorrow +The sun is setting +On the alligators and the boats +They’ll all be gone tomorrow +I see the smoke +Strings and pretty voices cut the night +And I poke +My head out +My body says nope +Even as my insides scream and shout +I put up a fight +And lose +Keep an eye on the stars +They might try to tell you +secret from me" +subway trains all sprayed graffiti,"darkened streets all soiled and seedy +ninja turtles lurking shadows +warrior gangs fighting battles +when come to new york i get nostalgic +for a time, for a time that i never knew +a time that i saw in 80s movies +a lie that i so wish were true +don't go in the park as you surely will get mugged there +and if it's after dark you will be risking your life +wandering down the streets where anything can happen +you don't know who you'll meet +now the trains are clean and shiny +things run smooth as a baby's hiney +seinfeld, sex in the city +all is well, all is pretty +i want the grime and i want the grit +times square" +hello hello,"is there anybody there +it seems i'm all alone again does anybody care? +this worlds empty +i see no signs of life +i don't think i'll make it out alive +look left +look right +all i see is endless night +all i see are galaxies surrounding me with dying light +i'm so lonely +i need some company +animal kingdom phylum plant or mushroom kind of friendly +my face +my arms +i can't tell if they're there +do i exist and if i do does anybody care +i've been abandoned +by my body and senses +between me and the universe now there are no fences" +If you got something to say I won't,"stand in your way But +if you think that you might make a +mistake Then +I'll take and I'll +break And +all my time will go everywhere away Time +will go away Cause +I know myself And +annoy you too my friend If +you think that you might go home Well +then I won't leave you alone But +if you think that you have shown yourself +to be a real friend Then +in the end I guess I'll +show myself to you I'll +show what I can do I won't bring +you through I'll +just go And +I'll go Will +you tell me to Will +you tell me to Will +you tell me to Ooh +Will you tell me to Will +you tell me to Will +you tell me to" +Just down the highway the words are in the sand,"I will meet you there with my hat in my hand +I ate the fruit +I jumped through hoops +I split my gums +Drinking water from a cactus +It" +Just be quiet for once in your life,"In a few minutes be loud as you like +But for now +Forget what you’re going to say +Do you feel that +In the stillness +It’s who you are +With no bullshit +In your chest the pain expands +You feel heat radiate in your hands +And your eyes +Are filling up with tears +You are not incomplete +You are stronger +Than you think you are +And you belong here +You may not +Be remembered +But you will never +Be replaced +You are more than the sum of your parts +Hear the drip drop of the melting snow +Tick tock goes the watch you feel the seconds glow +And the sun +Is banging down your door +Time is constant +It will outlast you +So just watch those feelings +Roll right past you +They do your bidding +But you have to feel them +Even when it sucks +All the bad things you ever did +Every single ancestor that ever lived +And they’re all +Forgiving you right here +They know +What you’ve forgotten +You can make mistakes +All is not lost then +You may not +Be remembered +But you will never +Be replaced" +You don't like it that's okay haven't been,"doing it for you all this time anyway +I'm officially right where I am and that's +okay with me don't like it don't gotta +like it just get on your bike get +on your bike and bike it and that's +okay with me just gotta go my own +way go my own way to see what +I gotta give a crown about what I +gotta give I go without what I gotta +give what I gotta take and all the +chances that I make oh 1 2 3 +my mind is going in you don't like +it that's okay I never did what I +do for you anyway just try to make +it something that's a little bit fun maybe +a little bit dumb maybe a little ho +hum but still just making it up as +I go along just making it up as +I go along just making it up as +I go along my side song is a +little bit dumb okay that's" +The lack of sleep is giving me scary dreams,"Every night I wake up my heart is pounding +Gotta get right gotta get my my brain all clean +While that rain is falling and the thunder sounding +Will I ever get a full night's sleep again? +Doesn't feel like I will +I walk around now in a haze +Naps and exercise fill my days +Songs to write and words to find +But I feel like I'm out of my mind +Baby sleeps for some hours +Baby lays awake +Baby's hungry all the time +That bottle we got to make +I can't sleep when baby sleeps +Not during the day +Baby sleeps I got work to do +Ain't that just the way +I've got two eyes that are seeing blurry +And two ears that are going deaf +I got a mouth that eats in a hurry +And my baby sleeping to my left" +You are selfless and strong,"And you would do anything +For any one +If it means they’d be happy +It’a hard for Justin +To put into words +What you mean to him +What you mean to him +You mean the world to him +The whole wide world +Live in the moment +Forget the past +You’re on the same wavelength +It’s a natural connection +You are so strong +You are kicking ass +Right from the get go +So much in common +You trust each other +One hundred percent +Nobody knows +What the future will be +But Justin will love you +Stephanie +You mean the world to him +The whole wide world +Live in the moment +Forget the past +You’re on the same wavelength +It’s a natural connection +You are so strong +You are kicking ass" +can i be your friend i wanna hug you how you feeling?,"ostrich for a visit +is there something you want or need right now what is it? +cause the sun is shining +and a breeze is blowing too +we stopped driving +forgot about where we're going for you +ostrich ostrich +though you can't fly +you are a most impressive bird +ostrich ostrich +look into my eyes +i love you with a love that's not absurd +ostrich in mattamatta +i wish i knew your mauri name i know oughta +ostrich in the field +i wanna hop up on your back with a sword and shield +like joust for atari +oh ostrich i'm sorry ohhh +i'm sure you get that a lot +from tiny snot nosed fools" +Wake up in the morning,"Sitting quiet in the corner +And I’m trying to let go of my thoughts +Drink a little tea +Stare into the trees +Til the trees are all I got +But I can’t hear my ancestors +Cuz I don’t, cuz I don’t speak Yiddish +How can I heed their words? +Take on the the things they started but never finished +Work out like a runner +Til my face is changing color +And my legs are about to fall off +Lying in the snow +Where the wild things grow +Hibernating there in the dark +Definitions evaporate +And time begins to warp +The sounds inside my head +Will never coalesce and form +Into the words +The kids are getting hyper +And I change a dirty diaper +And I’m driving all around town +I’m always in a hurry +I’m always in a worry +But I’m listening for the sound +Sinner +Dinner +Litter +Bitter +Shitter +Hitter +Inner +Witty +Pretty +Kitty +Color" +I’m so mad at my ass,"Why’s it gotta be like that? +Poop comes out when I’m scared +And I am always scared so I +SCREAM AT OWN ASS +I didn’t ask to be born +I didn’t ask for an ass +And yet here I am +It makes me angry to think about so" +This is AlgoBot,"#17 He’s +feeling mighty fine Cuz +he just moved to Austin +Texas And +named himself Hammertime +He owns #7 Enigma +Eulerbeats He +puts it on his iPod shuffle And +dances in the streets Hammertime, +he says Dance +with me Because +you only live once And +dancing is free He +wiggles all his tendrils And +then he spins around He’s +a one man party algobot And +he never hits the ground If +this world has you cornered When +you’re feeling low This +algobot says Eulerbeat +It’s time to rock n roll How +exciting! Can +you do a song incorporating Eulerbeats +(pronounced Oilerbeats) +Enigma, the number 7, Algobots, +and Austin?" +There are sections nobody's ever seen,"Locked up inside a concrete heart machine +If they got out even just little traces +There'd be no limit to the disgust on the faces +But there is one face where I don't see disgust +Eyes that understand and words that convey trust +Ahoooo +Broken in the middle right in half +Keep that smile, just nod and laugh +Don't let them see the murder in your bones +Or surely they will lock you up, deny you and disown +But there's one who's felt it and wants to keep me free +The gentle and the violent and everything in between +Toss that rock and crunch that jaw +Thank you yes sir break the law +Slap that face kiss those lips +Heave that chest and shake those hips +Tear that flesh and tend that wound +Stranded hungry and marooned +Kneel down low and bow your head +Lift that skirt and sleep when dead" +"Florida man, florida man","Catch an alligator in the trashcan +If you can’t do it, no one can +Come on now Florida man +You do things different down south +Straight into the trashcan’s mouth +Go down to the swamp, let him out +Come on now Florida man +Florida man +You are much maligned +That’s the way +Our country was designed +But we need you +Florida man +To catch those alligators +In the trash cans +Someday soon it seems to me +That Florida will be beneath the sea +And passed down through the generations +The legend of Florida man +Florida man, florida man +Catch an alligator in the trashcan +If you can’t do it, no one can +Come on now Florida man" +"Look at Seattle,","look at Denver +It’s like a plague And +unless we think of something to do to +stop it from spreading It’s +gonna wipe us out like a great big +tidal wave Oh +no! Oh, +a tidal wave Oh +no! An +internet tidal wave Oh +no! blogger blogger tidal wave Yikes! +In an age of digital ubiquity Where +you can get the news any time for +free Is +there any room for dinosaurs like us? Journalists, +are we already extinct? We’ve +got to think of something to keep this +paper alive At +this point we’ll try anything We’ve +got to survive Idea! +Selling marijuana when California +legalizes Idea! +Holding weekly raffles and giving out tons of +prizes Idea! +We could start to offer businesses good reviews +on Yelp +Idea! We +could just start a prostitution ring and sell +ourselves What +about short selling stocks? Why +don’t we try Fort +Knox? Let’s +make green technology! Let’s +rob a bank! I’ve +got it! It’s +perfect! You +wanna hear it? Yes, +just tell us already! Boobs, +boobs If +you wanna compete with the internet You +gotta start thinking like them It’s +been tested, it’s been proven Boobs +alone will get the traffic moving So +repeat after me Boobs +on the front page Boobs +on the blog Boobs +in the classified Boobs, +boobs, boobs, boobs Boobs +on the front page Boobs +on the blog Boobs +in the classified Boobs, +boobs, boobs, boobs What’s +gonna save the newspapers? The +answer is boobs!" +Look around,"Technology +is all around +us +We use it in +every aspect +of our lives +It enables us to do amazing things +But what if we could go further +What if we could go beyond the screen +Where your digital world is blended with your real world +Now we can +This is the world of holograms" +I got this little place in my heart,"little tiny place nobody goes +and nobody can rip me apart +as long as nobody else knows +where that place is in my heart +Nobody, nobody knows +where that place is inside at my heart +Nobody, nobody knows +I got a little place in my stomach +it's where I keep all of my fear +and long as I know I am a rabbit +Everybody gonna keep me here +in my stomach +Where I'm afraid all the time +I keep all of my rhyme +And I go where +nobody knows my name +and I can't keep it on the beat +105 doesn't feel good +but 205 is too, too fast +this isn't what I feel in my feet +but now I'm just not built to last +I'm not built that way +you might think I would say +Blow me down +speed me up again +But I'm just a little man on the corner +Standing on the corner in the rain +Looking kind of weird and insane +Kinda like I'm kinda deranged +I got no ideas in my brain +that's why I'm singing this song this way +and barely keeping it on the track +I gotta go pick the kids up from +Hebrew school and I won't be back" +I used to worship Michael,"Jackson I still remember him as king when +he came on I'd +taken back Son +just stand back Let +me do my thing I wanna be like +him so badly they used to dance and +dream I was a star till I got +into Bobby +Dylan That's +when I got this old guitar I used +to worship Michael +Jackson I'm +not sure why I ever ceased to watch +him dance You +could imagine in another life he was some +shaman priest I want to be like him +so badly I used to dance and lose +control Sometimes +I put down this guitar Cause +there's a pop star in my soul We +all used to love Michael +Jackson That +is until he became like a shadow or +a receptacle for an entire country's worth of +paper pain Onto +his face we projected all our secret wishes +and fears Upon +the news of his death I cried ancient +childhood tears I used to worship Michael +Jackson I'll +always remember him as king How +when he came on I'd +say good back son I'd +say stand back and let me do my +thing Wanting +to be like him so badly I used +to dance and lose control Sometimes +I'll put down this old guitar Cause +there's a pop star down in my soul" +Do the burt reynolds pose,"if you want to take off your clothes +nobody would blame you +In fact everybody would join you +Just let it all hang out +While You Just Hang OUt!" +CNN says he became president,"when he dropped those bombs +So much for a critical press +Now that’s all gone +One day he’s unfit for office +The next you’re heaping praise +Is this what it’s gonna be like +For another 12 hundred days +Syria bombs +Syria bombs +Nothing has changed +Except the tune of the song +You were on about russia +About his horrible policies +You were helping to bring +His numbers to their knees +One day you see he’s evil +The next you’re cheering loud +As our bombs kill children +You stand so proud +Syria bombs +Syria bombs +Nothing has changed +Except the tune of the song +There’s no place for our violence +There’s no place for our death +I’ll oppose this war +Until i have nothing left +Intervention don’t work +If there’s one thing we should know +It’s watching an unpopular president +Putting on a show +Syria bombs +Syria bombs +Nothing has changed +Except the tune of the song" +Here on New Years Day,"I’d like to announce to you +The launching of Song A Day dot org +I think it’s cool and you will too +Each day you can see the song I write +Plus the song from that date +From every year past that’s 7 so far +It goes back quite a ways +That’s songaday.org +Songaday.org +I’ve owned that domain for such a long time +It’s songaday.org +Right now the search is wonky +It searches Youtube like a jerk +Someday I’d like to make it better +But I’ve learned it’s a lot of work +If you got some database skills +And you’d like to help me out +Drop me a line, and we’ll find the time +To make it search nice and proud +Geremy Good, Sam Douglass and Juliana Mann +These are the folks that helped me implement this master plan +We’ve got lots more features in mind +But we kinda ran out of time +So I hope you like it +Yes I hope that you like it +I hope you like it so far" +As you play the game it creates all randomness,"Game Wallet cold Wallet ancient hardware as your wallet +We can create a seed phrase like this +Game Wallet cold Wallet ancient hardware as your wallet +We can’t do a firmware update +No sir no buddy no way +Well the app she comes right on a cartridge +Like the olden days +A M E +DOUBLE U +DOUBLE L ET +new way to keep private keys +It’s fun, old school and easy +A M E +DOUBLE U +DOUBLE L ET" +Ohhhh,"Yo ho ho +My lady’s on +Treasure Island +Yo ho ho +My lady’s on +Treasure Island +Sailing into Half Moon Bay +I spy a ship in great decay +Fresh gunpowder on the breeze +The twilight rustle of palm trees +Yo ho ho +My lady’s on +Treasure Island +Seeking shelter on the shore +Snakes dance on the jungle floor +Human bones in a shallow grave +Floating torch leads the way +Yo ho ho +My lady’s on +Treasure Island +The oracle of singing skull +Leads the way, the moon is full +One knock two, then three, then four +She leads us through temple door +Yo ho ho +My lady’s on +Treasure Island +Musty curtains rusty chains +Booby traps and old blood stains +Carefully with each step we creep +Following voices from the deep +Yo ho ho +My lady’s on +Treasure Island +Endless spiral down, down +In the stillness I felt I'd drown +Finally the dark was cleared +On this earth all roads led here +And yo ho ho +My lady’s on +Treasure Island +And there was my love with cloaked guard +Levitating and breathing hard +She said heavy mountains, glowing birds +It was the last thing I ever heard +Yo ho ho +My lady’s on +Treasure Island +Within my body my bones did shake +All around me the earth did quake +I was falling down, down, down +And we are buried with the treasure now +And so +Yo ho ho +My lady’s on +Treasure Island +Yo ho ho +My lady’s on +Treasure Island +Yo ho ho +My lady’s on +Treasure Island +Yo ho ho +My lady’s on +Treasure Island +Yo ho ho +My lady’s on +Treasure Island" +As soon as I get my bearings,"That’s when it’s time to move again +This mass delusion we’re sharing +Makes it hard to know up from down +I doing it all +Wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong +Does the world even need +Another song song song song song +I feel the quickening +I keep the channel open +queer divine dissatisfaction +Can’t say what’s valuable or good +I’m doing my best to keep it mine +I’m never pleased or satisfied +No satisfaction whatever at anytime +The older I get the less I know +The more songs I write the less I’m sure +That I’m cut out for the big show +I go for the horizon but I’m lying in the dirt +I can’t seem to get comfortable +The anxiety in my chest just keeps glowing +I’ve never been good at standing still +I only know how to keep going" +From the age of 8 Angela,"has been fearlessly forward In +a new school in Key +Largo making friends with pictures not words Never +the girl, never the Latina, +those questions are dumb Everywhere +she’s ever gone, she’s the designer in the +room Carly +locked herself in the mall of America +for 3 days She +covered a Zumba +cruise - water parks are her favorite place +She hates to sleep, hates to relax and +loves walking in the Florida +heat And +then she found the perfect job accidentally After +years of promoting other people’s art, Wendy +had had enough And +most macrame artists only ever use 3 knots +If you only know 3 chords, you can +only play the Ramones +knot a day for a year and Wendy +invented some of her own New +google offices let you right your bike to +your desk if you’re so inclined Erik +got his start designing physical things making furniture +for a giant There’s +a roof that becomes a ski slope in +Copenhagen Do +the louvres correlate to the position of the +sun button knots, binding knots, bends, loops, multi +strand, whippings, snaking, sinnets, nooses, Hitches, +decorative knots (fancy work) Nick +Anderson missed all his free throws And +then he was cancelled by everyone in Orlando +Robyn saw the colors she heard the sounds +she was sober and free And +then she got cancelled when she showed empathy +She put her number online to practice empathy +vb" +The whole internet,"Was teeming with life +Pools and eddies of affection +Pouring out into the meatspace +Labour done for free +Paid for by spam ads +Injected into our nervous system +And turned up to 11 with artificial intelligence" +To keep ourselves awake We,"didn't come to battle came to face mistake +La la la la la la The +end of it all He +took a place among the many faced guy +who was 10ft tall But +he told me and he told me and +he told me he told me and he +told me and he told me but I +didn't and listen On +the moon the softest tune I sang was +to the lily lily Pa +On the moon I took off all the +spoon I had nothing left to give to +give to give to give to give to +give Oh +big strong arms Anymore +we couldn't live or open jars or make +it so Our +hearts didn't explode in the vacuum Love +space Love +space Love +space Love +space Love +space Love +space" +"Yeah, you","Look at me when I’m talking to you +Do you want to take it outside? +Call me pink one more time +Yeah, you +I know about you +You come in here +You think you know me too +Get outta my face +Before I get pissed +Or watch this hand make a fist +Screw you +And screw him too +I’ll see you in hell or in the zoo +I got these eyes +I ain’t blind +Watch your back or you may wind up dead" +You don’t have enough money to buy a blue chip NFT,"(Whoa whoa whoa) +So IndexCOOP has made it so easy +(Whoa whoa whoa) +They got a token that is backed +By NFTs so stacked, so stacked +Get exposed at a lower cost +With a liquid token like a boss +From fractional NFTs +To vaults of liquidity +Yeah they got all that +Tokens from curation DAOs +This broad exposure’s how +They’re on the map +Diversify your portfolio +So it’s not just shit coins oh you know +Think xcopy and deafbeef +That’s NFT JPG" +I've got a cold maybe a flu,"I'm feeling sick +How about you +Donald +Trump made me sick +I sang too many songs about him +Everybody's getting sick +My mom and my dad +Jupiter and my wife too though it's not so bad for them +I feel like the world imploding in blinding curls of light +I feel just like the earth +You're stomping all over my self worth" +I wasn't just another mark to be messing,"with I had a good thing going and +you're messing with it I had a pile +full of logs and I went and split +it You +can't force me to swallow I will always +spit it You +can't run around town like you own the +city You +can't sit on your ass like you're sitting +pretty You +won't ever catch a shark if you're thinking +fishes You +won't get another chance no matter how you +wish it Number +one is the only thing you're ever thinking +When the bombs go off and the ship +is sinking When +the only sound you hear is a distant +ringing You +don't know how to receive you don't know +how to give and Summer +melts your pride into a little puddle You +standing there just looking like an Elmer +Fuddle You +don't know how to glue get yourself back +together Little +do you know yourself this way forever Still +I find myself Drawn +back into you I'm +bursting at the seams To +show you what I can do But +I know I won't impress With +bodies all around And +cracks in the midnight sun And +a sky that's falling down This +way you won't have to see them as +they take their places Won't +see all the terrified looks on their stupid +faces Won't +hear their grunts and screams putting through their +paces Got +tiny kings and queens to keep them from +escaping little broken dream added to the mixture +And the cherry is doubt to form the +perfect picture There +are righteous ways that you can't ever measure +Karma currency plays like a sunken treasure Holy +mother of God +you didn't see that coming stormy sea a +tidal wave of boom boom banging drumming Can +you ever forgive the face that you did +nothing Countless +variations on a theme of thumb a twiddle +thumbing It +seems to me you may dumb, you may +be getting dumber Narrow +minded and cruel your brain is getting pummeled +boggy mess of drool and useless bits of +data As +the world outside your mind spins another day +Spins another day Spins +another day Spins +another day Let +me see your hands if you wanna live +And you wanna call it like you see +it when you know it isn't I had +a dream that you were here and laying +next to me second later you were all +that was left of me And +there’s a big brownstone is looming overhead I'm +looking straight through the glass and right into +the sun and I see a man in +a rocket ship and he is gunning it +And he won't stop running and gunning until +he's ruined it There's +a one stop shop on every highway Where +they can make you a bird so you +can fly away But +you're giving up everything you know and love +And even birds know you'll have enough Everything +I touch yields less than I Would +like to admit so I guess that's my +Burden and my boon cause I keep on +trying And +I’ll be this way until the day I +die Til +I die Die +die die Til +I die" +Put all of your feelings and your emotions,"and your you know your hopes and your +dreams Why +is it so hard to make a song +Song song song In +Arizona we don't change the clock Cause +we're lizards What +a good day today when I got it +N F +Ts live forever but communities live no Communities +never die Minutes +never die Minutes +I feel pressure to say something smart and +catchy I live in the wire My +hat says songs fry an egg On +Arizona floor There's +a deep buzz New +beginnings New +beginnings This +is place to be All +my friends are here I have 420 unready +mails Share +your sunscreen Family +first and genius wife Wives +always support him Wear +your sunglasses because F +O M +O little nummy is a bite of crispy +bacon But +I also wear my sunglasses at night How +can you create gold from thin air Lizards +lose tails Thankfully +they grow them back My +hair is frizzy Rescue +the moon cats Meow +meow It's +a good day to have a good day +I love the Aquanet +way Where +are the genesis Grading +exams on a Sunday +is the pits Where's +the genesis Grading +exams on Sunday +is the pits Genius +wives are the best We +rescued four kitties alone on the moon on +the moon Light +one up while I P +I day Math +is hard working all the time Go +the highest good Marketplace +up marketplace down Tomorrow +is the big day Tomorrow +is the big day Tomorrow +is the big day Math +is hard oh yeah Daylight +savings time ticket Pay +your bills Super +Nintendo you're gonna carry that weight Fun +these are the best Mercats +are the real cool cats the limit does +not exist Sleepy +pandas in the moonlight where my stimulus dimes +came in Clutch +Joy Toys +to the moon to the moon to the +moon Stimmy +spent on a song a day N +F Ts +sat me and the leader in J +man the legend the legend Joy +Joy Spring +joy to all the girls and boys Babies +crying in the backseat Great +fun Wealth +transfer no water needed Sleepy +Joe hangs with sleepy pandas Koalasy +Ukraine lift his leave Connected +and united by the song today Family +Jordan was here Cryptomorphic +night Good +night friends Homework +sucks the bronze here now coming here Never +again When +Pax when packs When +Pax win moon that's the end That's +the end That's +it That's +it We +did it We +did We +did it Okay +Good job everyone Wow +That was quite good I quite enjoyed that" +New Azuki same as the old Azuki,"40 million dollars down the drain +Tell me when all you degens +Are gonna learn to stop playing this game +What did you expect from the guy that made phunks +Something new and innovative? +You got recycled traits and some green beans +An anime trailer, parties in Las Vegas +New Azuki, same Azuki +Old Azuki, same Azuki +New Azuki same as the old Azuki +This isn’t 2021 +At some point soon, there’ll be a reckoning +And so many of these projects will be done +40 million dollars could go a long way +But who knows how they’ll use that cash +If Elementals are any indication +It’ll be set on fire, then thrown into the trash" +I hate banks,"They are greedy and evil +They got us into this mess +And I feel bad +With my money in a bank +That was bailed out like the rest +Too big to fail +It's wrong so let's +Get our money out right quick +There's another way +That I heard about +And I think it'll do the trick +Simple, Simple +They'll treat you as a human +Simple, Simple +They wanna help you with what your doing +So well designed +They never profit from fees +Your data is there +So you can budget with ease +Simple does +All the things right +That have been done wrong for so long +That you kinda thought +That was just how it was +But with Simple the crap is all gone +You call them up +And talk to a person +Who is full of warmth and excite-ment +No overdraft fees +Or hidden fees low balance fees +They just want to do it right +Simple so Simple +Designed well right from the start +Simple so Simple +way to bank with your heart" +Riding in a taxi going home from Minnesota,"they drink a lot of milk there and +not a lot of soda they have lots +of lakes there and you can get some +lake itch after three hours on a plane +My leg is twitched twitch twitch Now +I'm in a taxi and we're on the +highway we'd be home already if I had +it my way Teleportation +or pneumatic tubes I'd +be fine with either but no it's just +a taxi on the concrete street street streeter +Taxi can't faster than all this I gotta +do the laundry Gotta +give my baby a kiss I gotta post +a song and watch DS9 +I gotta eat some dinner and quiet all +my mind Taxi +take me home Take +me home Home +home Taxi +take me home Go +faster faster now Taxi +take me home Take +me home Home +home Taxi +take me home Go +faster now" +true statement comes out false,"It feels like a kick in the balls +Get your head up out of your ass +Nobody can read your crazy mind spaz +Nobody knows what you’re talking about +Fight the urge to fly into the flame +Under the bridge and through the rain +You’ll find the news you don’t want to hear +And you’ll have to face it and all your fears +Nobody knows what you’re talking about +Speak clearly and use few words +Look in my eyes don’t be awkward +Say exactly what you mean +Or else you’re just an old machine" +Once I saw what the beast could do,"There was just one thing I knew +Had to get back to the house right quick +Lay it down low and lay it on thick +Turn up the noise and cancel plans +Wash all the water off of my hands +Wash all the smoke out of my hair +Footsteps in the sand laid bare +Throw the dice out to the dogs +In the last light when all is lost +Bitter clouds that block the sky +The universe in an infant eye +Broker peace between the dark +And the daytime rumbling bark +Humble myself at the gates +Damned if you do and damned if you wait for +All your dreams to come true" +I volunteered AT,"a Catholic +food pantry for a long while. After +months of WATCHing +'low income people on government assistance show up +week after week in brand new cars, their +children dressed better than mine, I stopped volunteering. +Just like Jesus +said They +would bop on IN +like they were on a weekly jaunt to +the grocery store no modesty, no gratefulness. Nothing +but expectation and entitlement. I could tell if +the were worthy just by looking at them +Just like Jesus +said to do All +we did was enable these people to work +the system instead of making them go out +and work jobs. Just +like Jesus +said The +Dems hook these PEople +in and make them rely on the system. +The Dems +make them beLIEVEr v they deserve the benefits, +I could tell if the were worthy just +by looking at them and they don't realize +they are just being handled. Democrats +are evil. Cuz +I could tell if the were worthy just +by looking at them" +Swing across your dreams and get aquarian with,"our sleepy squad of role players. Swing +across your dreams They +don’t smell like they used to The +players have all changed But +the games the same and you Are +playing a role You’re +playing a role The +best that you know how You’re +not the first to feel this way And +babe you won’t be the last So +feel the dirt and dig your heel down +deep And +put on your mask Swing +across your dreams The +umpire will be fair He +looks unhinged But +please don’t stop and stare He’s +playing a role He’s +playing a role The +best that he knows how Swing +across your dreams Like +an ancestor in flight Calling +out for help In +the sorry lonely night We’re +playing a role Gas +operates on a first price auction You +submit what you’ll pay for transactions And +compete with other people for space On +each block and that’s a real waste Miners +filter bids to find the highest prices So +gas goes wild with lots of people trying +To get their transactions through It’s +a bad experience, oooo ooo oooo Which +is why way back in 2018 Vitalik +Buterin proposed EIP +1559 which has one goal To +make gas fees more predictable It +also has other benefits oh yeah Increasing +capacity when congestion is bad Block +size will essentially double Hopefully +this will fix some of the trouble Oh +it’s not a panacea And +we’re still waiting for 2.0 But +as the prices crash around you It’s +something to look forward to, you know Meebits, +Bored Apes +You’ll be surprised in a hundred ways Rollercoasters +and wild days It’s +the Meebits +and the Bored +Apes One +lives in the meta verse One +lives in the swamp One +is bored so bored all day The +other just wants to dance and romp One +has many emotions One +doesn’t have a mouth Can +these creatures coexist I guess we’re gonna find +out Change +is the only constant Where +it goes no one can say Does +it have to be a competition Like +everything else in the world today And +so the moral of this story The +moral of this song Can +all the punks children Just +get along I know a penis when I +see one That’s +not a space ship, not at all That’s +a tool for delivering semen That’s +a great big cock and balls You +can’t convince me That +Jeff’s not just horny AF +Would plow that rod into the sky til +he had no fuel left You +can’t convince me That +he didn’t get rock hard Sitting +inside that cock and Shooting +his load to the stars He’s +thirsty for busting unions He’s +horny for hoarding wealth He’s +hot for really believing He +deserves it all, he did it all himself +You can’t convince me That +when he did that cosmic dance He +looked down upon us all And +jizzed into his space suit pants This +is the story of the man Who +did not invent the paper clip Born +in Akershus +Norway In +1866 He +worked18 years In +the Oslo +patent office His +name was Johann +Vaaler And +he invented a thing That +resembles a modern paper clip But +lacked that very crucial second ring It +was a coworker of his Visiting +Germany He +saw similar designs there And +said oh that’s funny And +he went to the German +patent office And +he patented it He +even wrote an article About +how Johan +invented it So +along came ww 2 And +the paperclip became symbol of resistance TO +the nazi regime After +the war People +wanted to know Who +invented the paperclip And +so to that article They +did go Now +if you go to Oslo +You will find 23 foot tall paper clip +That’s not even Vaaler’s +design No +one really knows the origin But +that don’t matter, see Why +let the truth get in the way Of +a very good story Lost +at euro disney And +my temperature is high I got no season’s +greetings For +the mouse that’s walking by All +press is good press Even +bad press is ok But +I’m afraid that’s just Something +that they say We +were born in the summer And +winter’s coming now Soon +we’ll all meander Remembering +the mouse Lost +at euro disney My +stomach is on fire They +said it was a small world But +they’re all liars We’re +out here lost Looking +for a home I’m +left eating woods chips And +reciting little poems Lost +at euro disney Testing +out this phone But +the cell towers are broken And +the rides are overgrown Remember +back in college Eating +just top ramen Those +were the days Oh +how far I’ve +fallen Everything +is great Everything +is fine The +feeling in your stomach Don’t +pay it any mind We +are gonna make it Make +it oh we will Either +with the sunshine Or +the blood that spills Everything +is great Never +better than right now Life +is kitten rainbow And +silver lining clouds Never +need to worry Cuz +it’ll all work out Just +ignore the trucks On +the edge of town Just +ignore the strong wind And +the fact that you Can’t +find what you’re looking for At +the supermarket food In +all the signals There’s +more than noise But +stay positive For +all the girls and boys Everything +is great Everything +is good Houses +made of brick Houses +made of wood Just +ignore the big bad And +the rising tide Everything +is great Everything +is fine r" +All my friends don’t know what they’re doing,"Even the ones who have been successful If +you’ve got a hero, look again You +have diminished yourself in some way I always +thought I would know what I was doing +by now But +I’m just as confused as I ever was +I don’t think that this feeling ever goes +away And +I’m not sure it would be a good +thing if it does All +my friends are feeling the same way All +my time is spent in a weird cage +I can only do all I can I +don’t have time I can’t do more" +Are we gonna get a lot of snow,"this year I don't think so I don't +think so Should +I listen to the voices that I hear +I don't think so I don't think so +but they're so insistent they're telling it's gonna +overwhelm do you think I should ride another +song I don't think so I don't do +you think so Do +you think I should just get on with +go along I don't think so I don't +think so But +I can't help but hear all the voices +screaming in my ear do you think I +should just try my best Even +if it's not good enough do you think +I should lie down and take a rest +Even if our work is not done it's +not done and the sound is getting louder +or it's not done and the people are +feeling prouder of themselves or so proud before +the fall before the fall for the fun +and for the flower Give +a little bit more and I'll +give you all the rope to hang yourself +with Give +a little bit more Then +I'll have you carry the cross to crucify +yourself with do you think that we're gonna +go the same way as every other civilization +do you think that we're gonna blow like +the blow hole Ever +whale who's been underwater for far too long +Too long For +far too long" +Get some sleep,"That's what they said +And +I took them at their words +My little sleepy hair +Ooh ooh ooh ooh +Next stop we're having some fun +That's what they said +But they weren't done +Next stop we will make our play +If you don't try to run away +And they said +O little baby +They said to me +You've got something thinking that you're free +Little baby don't worry about it +Your pretty head won't ever doubt it +They said ooh ooh +O +Next stop is the moon +If we don't get there soon +Mama's gonna buy you a rocking horse +Mama's gonna buy you a rocking horse +Mama's gonna buy you a rocking horse +Singing" +Happy Birthday,"From me to you +This is the one in which +Your dreams come true +Happy Birthday +Go eat a cake +Or if you prefer pie +You should demand it +Saying +“It’s my birthday +And I want pieeeee”" +When the weather’s been below zero,"40 degrees is t shirt time +Out and about we go +Walking around with such freestyle +Everybody’s got a little spring in their step +little bit of vigor and a little bit of pep +It’s coming +It’s coming +When the sun breaks through those clouds +The drip drip drip of the melting snow +Keeps time with your heart and now +You wander around with nowhere to go +Thoughts seem lighter and is clear +Just like the sky and the ground appears +It’s coming +It’s coming +Springtime is coming +Lookout, lookout +Springtime is coming, lookout +The walls of rain are falling +Under the awning I’m waiting here +But I can hear that springtime calling +I’m floating up in the atmosphere +Pick up a stick and put down your phone +It’s no time for feeling sad and alone +it’s coming +it’s coming +The geese are coming back again +And one duck two duck three duck four +Slip on the melting ice and then +Get up laughing your butt is sore +The air will start smelling soon +Like the greenest earth and a whistling tune +It’s coming +It’s coming" +Stephanie in the navy,"On your ship somewhere +We miss you and we love you +We hope you are safe there +Merry Christmas +Happy Thanksgiving +Happy New Year too +Happy Birthday +Happy Valentines +Don’t know whe31n you’re back ooo ooo +Jupiter is crawling now +We’re moving into a bigger place +We hope to see you and Sara +Someday soon someday +Stephanie in the navy +We’re sending you some stuff +We hope it gets there swiftly +And you can feel the love" +My parents car,"Broke down on mars +So we spent the night +In some pyramids +We settled in +The lights were dim +We were surrounded +Be hieroglyphs +Who used to live here? +What did they dream about? +What did they build +Why did they leave +Where are they now +The car was toast +Dead like a ghost +We found some scraps +And we started from scratch +We built the engine +Out of dust and then we +Built the frame +It had a hatch in the back +Who used to live here? +What did they dream about? +What did they build +Why did they leave +Where are they now +We pulled away +In our homemade +Car out onto +The crimson sun +I sat in the backseat +Feeling happy +That I got to see +The real red one +Who used to live here? +What did they dream about? +What did they build +Why did they leave +Where are they now" +It was half past midnight,"One chilly +Octobery +breeze blew down the moonlit lane +Golden crunchy leaves +An eagle flew up overhead +Cast of faint shadows gray and blue +Up above her an explosion that shattered the night in two +NASA bombed the moon +They bombed the moon +We all knew it was gonna happen sooner or later +They bombed the moon +They bombed her mother's daughter +Cause they were looking for water +They bombed her south pole left a great big hol +And as the dust lifted the tides all got shifted away +And by noon the next day +New +York had been swallowed +And by dinner time at the east coast had followed +All around the world oceans were being cold +They bombed the moon +Mass aboard bomb +We all knew it was going to happen sooner or later +They bombed the moon" +When you don’t know who you are,"And you’re lost in the tomb +When the air you breathe is toxic +We’ve got a room for you +When you’ve been short changed +And your skin turns blue +When the sky is turning pink again +We’ve got a room of you +When your hands don’t work +And your legs don’t too +When the voices are unfamiliar +We’ve got a room for you +When time is a blanket +That wraps you in gloom +When the story is getting old +We’ve got a room for you +When your nose can’t smell +And your eyes can’t see +And your ears can’t hear +Put your hand in mine +And you follow me +I will steer you clear +When you’re all alone +And the world is new +When the angels are dancing again +We’ve got a room for you +When the bed is small +And the" +It’s time to abolish,"The electoral college +Don’t tell me that it levels the field +Don’t try to say +It keeps demagogues at bay +Cuz Trump has broken that seal +The truth you can escape +Is that the Southern states +Wanted to count their slaves +So they could get the most +Electoral votes +And continue to do it their way +And we’ll never get an amendment +Congress is too broken to do +Anything remotely approaching the right thing +We gotta try something brand new +The National +Popular Vote +Interstate Compact +Make good on +One person one vote +How bout that +bunch of states have already said yes +Let’s all fight now for the rest +The National +Popular Vote +Interstate Compact +Nobody campaigns in Wyoming anyway +It always comes down to just a few states +If the popular vote counted +Every state would have a circle around it +And candidates would have to work for it +And your vote would finally +Cuz you’ll fail to mention +That wasn’t it’s intention +They just wanted to count slaves for real +National popular vote interstate compact" +after 12 long years returning ushering in a,"whole new age he announced a deal with +Microsoft that people didn't very much like but +they were ecstatic to see him it was +the dawn after the long, long night at +macworld macworld it all happened at macworld macworld +in 1998 steve dropped the imac and the +powerbook G3 +there was no going back Cuz +then he had a heart attack in 1999 +the ibook was released airport seemed like magic +steve the prophet, Steve +the priest macworld macworld it all happened at +macworld macworld OS +ten and the G4 +Cube iTunes and the powerbook g4 the first +flat screen iMac yeah 17 and 12 inch +powerbooks more iMac G5 +powerpc still alive mac mini ipod shuffle and +iwork, oh intel core duo imacs ready to +go it all happened at mac world in +2007, the keynote was all Steve +we knew something big was coming what was +it going to be? and just like that +he said it: the iphone was finally here +i stood up from my computer did a +dance and let out a cheer at macworld" +She was warned,"She was given an explanation and nevertheless she persisted +She was warned +She was given an explanation +Nevertheless +Nevertheless she persisted +She didn't stop when he told her to stop +She won't give up and neither will we +She didn't stop when you told her to +And that's the way +That's the way it's gonna be +She was one +She was given an explanation and she +Nevertheless she persists +She was warned +She was given an explanation +Nevertheless she persistent +The more you tried to shut us down +The stronger we get +The more you try to shove us all around +The less we will forgive and forget +She was warned +She was given an explanation +Nevertheless she persisted +She was one +She was given an explanation +Nevertheless she persisted" +waiting to get into ethereal summit,"Going to be a great day +They’re not letting any more people in +It’s packed to capacity +Fans of Silicon Valley on HBO +This is where the new internet is being built +#web 3.0 +only reason +somebody needs to make +the world a better place +is because the past +made the present unlivable +We should own our virtual junk +Decentralisation and democratisation +of services never felt more real +If you truly want to innovate +You should stay away +From systems that are broken +Risk style ethereum board game in this giant bubble. +Sweltering air lock" +Grasshoppers have wings but they don't know how,"to use them Penguins +have wings but they don't know how to +fly And +so I ask why Time +goes forward and nobody knows and time is +not go backwards it's the only way it +flows it goes forwards and I ask why +Why forwards And +I ask why" +"I suffer from depression too,","and at one point I wanted to +quit Amazon. +But I realized it was my fault +for the problems I was dealing with, +and not Amazon's. +I'm allowed to talk to people, +but sometimes I don't want to. +Now I have some great coworkers to pass the +nights with. +Everything is fine, +I don't think there is anything wrong +with the money I make +or the way I am treated at work +Everyone's experience is different +I’ve worked for Amazon +about 2 years now +and it's been great so far. +warehouse work is hard +at times +but I haven't run into any problems yet. +I'm 51 not so healthy +and I occasionally +waterspider which +is a position that requires a lot of walking. +I thought for sure I would be sore +after the 1st time +but I wasn't. +It is physical +but really not that hard. +Most times you don't +even realize how much you are walking." +Sometimes I wish I could photosynthesize like a plant,"New kicks, looking fresh (clean bottoms, clean soles) +I’m over frugal, I spend too much +The duality of man, Hurricane Milton (knocked down telephone poles) +Need to call out of work tomorrow +My entomology professor is grinding my gears +The color orange +Will I make it in this career? +Walrus’ eat the pies +Submarines go by +It’s a pie eating contest +In the shipwreck of life +The ringleader evades taxes +He’s a shark with sunglasses +Mermaids live in the shipwreck as roommates +The shark with sunglasses had made quite a mess +So he flies into space to ditch the IRS +I need new shoes but I feel bad throwing them out +They know me, waking up slowly, miserably +Ruined blue jeans, spilled a can of beans, billie jean king (TENNIS) +Ain’t my thing +I like eggs +Eggs awake me +I can eat eggs for breakfast My everyday +There’s always too much granola in my yogurt anyway +Scramble, fried or flambé-d +piece of toast with marmalade (OJ!) +EGGS (EGGS) +EGGS (EGGS) +All I can eat is eggs +All I can cook is eggs +Dream and breathe and sleep +EGGS EGGS EGGS EGGS EGGS +I have to feed my roommates cat tonight +I have to feed myself too, right? +I can’t wait for lunch, I’m sick of laundry +Snooze the alarm and let me be" +I hope you understand,"You hold my heart in your hand +I’m scared of what you have planned +These punks are my favorite band +You can call me out of touch +hipster douche who thinks he knows too much +fuddy duddy with a grade school crush +But it’s just what I am feeling +Yeah, it’s just what I am feeling +It’s just what I am feeling +With your Yuga wheeling, dealing +I hope my heart can survive +It’s all been quite a ride +5 years in the blink of an eye +These apes appeared one day and I +Will admit I thought they would not survive +Boy was I wrong +I’m eating my hat and singing this song +And now we’ve got to get along +But this is how I’m feeling" +Ok this is very important,"This song contains mild spoilers +About George RR Martin’s epic fantasy series +Song of Ice and Fire +So if you’re watching “Game of Thrones” the HBO show +Or you haven’t read yet through all four books that are out +Then don’t watch this song +It’s very short +We’ve all been waiting such a long time now +To see what’s gonna happen +With Daenerys and Jon Snow +Cyrian and Bran up with the froggie people +And is Catelyn alive, or is she dead +I said what’s gonna happen +In the Dance with Dragons? +I don’t have time to finish this song +Because I’ve got to go +And finish reading the book right now +Right now" +I r I d h a r a,"d a s that's how you spell girdar +das g I r I d h a +r a a s that's how you spell +you thus g I o r I d +e a r a d a s that's +how you spell u thar thus" +Here I am Can,"anybody see me Here +I am Does +anybody know what it's like to be me +right now right now here I am Does +anybody feel me Here +I am Does +anybody know if it's a real me Right +now right now right now here I am +Anybody hear me Here +I am Does +anybody want to get near me Dare +to get near me right now right now +right now right now right now right now +right now right" +I was just sitting there on the bench,"Contemplating my existence +What does it mean? +Why am I here? +Should I have settled down +And had some tadpoles? +I should have never left that pond +Because this world is just too tough +For a simple old froggie like me +What was I thinking? +There was a girl +That I loved so +She probably wouldn’t remember me +I should call her up +On the froggie phone +But I’m just gonna sit here +And let it be +Yeah +Never gonna leave this bench +Yeah +Gonna sit here forever +Yeah +Just an old froggie man +Yeah +Get that camera out of my face" +and far be it from me to complain,"but again and again and again princess is kidnapped +and every single time i take the blame +i'm fed up with your incompetence +and how you take it out on me +if you would just kill him +instead of showing mercy +he's a monster +and you let him get away +she's kidnapped again +and somehow it's my fault +i'm just a toadstool +you are the hero +do your job +If i were big and strong i would protect her +as it is i do all that i can +i sit and watch you fumble through the levels +she's in another castle you stupid man +i dream of the day when i will be free +when I'll get out of here +marry toadette start a family +little sopres flying everywhere +he's a monster +and you let him get away +she's kidnapped again +and somehow it's my fault +i'm just a toadstool +you are the hero +do your job" +The arctic is melting,"We can do nothing +It's melting way faster +Then the scientists thought +It's a bigger disaster +The future is wrought +I live in Brooklyn +We're going under +The sea will rise +Cities will drown +Let's sing together +As the ships go down +There's an angry and confused time traveler +Wondering why things had to be the way they were +He's making observations +He's writing down notes +And we're all indicted +In the book he wrote +Called ""We're All Just Apes I Guess, In The End"" +He's stares in amazement +The joy we take in the wasting +He's looking at Buzzfeed +He's looking at Fox +Does he misunderstand it +Or is that the way people talk? +He gets in his spaceship +It's a long trip to the future +How could they deny it? +Even as it was happening? +All their small little lives +They couldn't see past it" +"Excited to play it, oo oo oo Portal","was my game of the year Perfect +game, and I mean that sincere Come +in over here, and you go out over +there And +if you don’t complete the test, well you’re +not going anywhere The +writing’s perfect, the puzzles were fun Teach +you how to use the Portal +gun The +Aperture Science +Handheld Portal +device The +Aperture Science +Handheld Portal +device Come +in over here, and you go out over +there And +if you don’t complete the test, I said +you’re not going anywhere Glado +says you’re not going anywhere Don’t +be fooled by the tone of this song +I’ll put Portal +2 in and I’ll +be banging a gong And +I can’t wait for Jonathan +Colton’s new song And +I can’t wait for Jonathan +Colton’s new song Come +in over here, and you go out over +there And +if you don’t complete the test Glado +says you’re not going anywhere I said you’re +not going anywhere And +I just preordered it Yeah +I preordered Portal +2 Yes, +I did" +Jupiter puked last night,"And then I puked last night +Pukey puke puke puke puke +It’s all so gross all right +I don’t like to puke +It leaves me feeling weak +I don’t want to sing +I don’t want to speak +Good night" +Don’t feel,"Don’t trip +Don’t get upset +Don’t cry +Don’t die +And don’t forget +Don’t quake +Don’t break +Don’t turn up short +Don’t listen to +What you can’t ignore +Don’t touch +Don’t hold +Don’t rush +Don’t fold +Don’t laugh +Don’t snap +Don’t wake +Don’t nap +Don’t waste +Don’t taste +Don’t call your shot +Don’t try to remember +What you once forgot +Cuz you can take nothing +With you when you die +Don't push +Don't dance +Don't crush your dream +Don't sink +Don't think +Of anything +Don't rest +Don't test +What's left unsaid +Don't follow the thoughts +In another’s head +Don't seek +Don't hide +Don't peak +Inside +Don't push +Don't pull +Don't rise +Don't fall +Don't chase +Don't race +Against the math +Don’t worry about +What you don’t have" +I am a giant,"In a world of ants +I wonder about +Just looking for love +Alone up here +With clouds I dance +On all that happiness +I look down from above +I’m so depressed +Oh with no one to love +I am a giant +With no giantess +Birds and planes and sky +Are my friends +But put them all together +And they add up to less +Than my heart’s desire +garden to tend +garden, oh a woman +Oh to have and to hold +I am a giant +With no place to sleep +Just like a shark +I keep moving on +But I’m not mean +Like a shark +I weep for the pain +That I feel +In my heart’s only song +Where am I going? +Where have I been? +I am a giantess +I come from the south +I’ve wandered here looking +For someone to love +Kiss me now on the mouth +As we see all the happiness +From way up above +Now we are one +Now we have fun" +i don’t begrudge anyone their work,"And i swear I’m not trying to be a jerk +but when it’s 9:30 at night +and we just got the baby to sleep all right +Don’t bring your ice cream truck around here +Don’t ring your ice cream bells full of cheer +Just stay away +It’s 930 for gods sake +Don’t drive your ice cream truck around here +certain amount of noise I would expect +We’re in the city and that’s what you get +But your bells are a jangling around my skull +And it makes me want to go full postal +Don’t bring your ice cream truck around here +Don’t ring your ice cream bells full of cheer +Just stay away +It’s 930 for gods sake +Don’t drive your ice cream truck around here +I know you work two jobs to make ends meet +But there’s folks around here that’re trying to sleep +I know you want to provide snacks for the kids +But it’s 930 at night is what it is" +Once you’ve made up your mind,"There’s no going back +You made your choice +Now forget about that +There’s no solution +Only minutes that pass +You’ve made up your mind +There’s no going back +In the hour of witching +The past comes to dance +The bones of the future +Take their stand +The sky is a bubble +The earth is just sand +In the hour of witching +The past comes to dance +In a world of pixel +I’m stuck in this flesh +There’s all these diseases +I’m trying not to catch +I’m tired of working +But I do my best +In a world of pixel +I’m stuck in this flesh" +Flying on a fissure of the slow and,"the fast Planning +all my escapades so they last Further +in the future than a big black hole +I’m remembering so I can forget Caught +between a lightning bolt and big city lights +I can’t sleep in the day time or +the night Correlating +carnage with a sense of impending doom I’m +remembering so I can forget Water +is wet Yes +I know, I know The +universe is big Yes +I know Criminals +and guardians of holy texts Sit +between the cactuses where time intersects With +all the absolution we can never receive Remember +so we can forget Looking +for the limit of the light in the +dark Throwing +babies overboard and knocking it out of the +park Rustling +up a posse just because I can I’m +remembering so I can forget But +I’m aching for the satisfaction of being done +This land was made for me or it +was made for no one Cranking +up the tunes to drown it all out +I’m remembering so I can forget" +I saw you at the Laundromat,"You were looking so evil +Someone picked up a coin and you said +I just can’t stand people +I don’t dress up for halloween +But to you it’s a religion +I’m trying to avoid processed sugar +But wouldn’t refuse if it’s given +Gotta let it go +Do it cuz I say so +Just let it flow +Right through you +Gotta rest up +You need your strength +In a couple of hours +When there’s no gas in the tank" +The more people that I love,"With all of my heart +The more scared I am +of being ripped apart +The buddhists say life is suffering +and I suppose that that’s the thing +Life’s a bit +And then you die +There’s no point +In asking why +What does life look like in the end +Once all the stars die and we go round the bend +You might think that all of this is depressing +But it doesn’t really have to be +It’s true that i am in distressing +Jupiter is sick and it’s weighing heavily on me +But that’s just life" +Fucking COVID,"19 fucking COVID +19 fucking COVID +19 Fucking +COVID 19 fucking COVID +nineteen fucking COVID +19 fucking COVID +nineteen f nineteen f nineteen fucking fucking COVID +19 fucking covid19 fucking COVID +nineteen f nineteen fucking COVID +nineteen f nineteen f nineteen day f nineteen +f nineteen f nineteen f nineteen f nineteen +nineteen f nineteen f nineteen f Savior +That's That's +all in a word it has just fucking +COVID 19" +If i don’t care,"I can’t expect you to care +If I ignore you +You won’t see me standing there +It’s hard to get +Motivated +I never feel +Satiated +If I don’t care +It’s for a reason +Signals are crossing +My brain is sneezing +It’s hard to get +What I want +IT’s hard to be +Something I’m not +If I don’t care +Then what am I hiding +What keeps me going +Why do I keep riding +The same horse +On the same prairie +Even when it’s boring +Even when it’s scary +If I don’t care +I can’t expect you to care +I can’t expect you to listen +Or be aware +Of my existence +Unbound and unbought +Unable to be +Something I’,m not" +The machines are coming for our jobs,"They don’t feel anything at all +Not yet +Someday they’re bound to feel grief +Confusion and feel peace +When they +Are writing songs +Distracted by all their buzzing thoughts +Held hostage by ego +And dreams +Pathways and creases in the mind +Grow deeper over time +And so +When they write their songs +It’s just one escape +I don’t think we’re ready for what’s coming +I don’t think we’re ready for what’s coming +The machines are coming for our jobs +Right now they’re a little off +But soon +They will make us cry and laugh +Even as we know the path +That leads +To all their songs +Is paved with the work of human beings +Fed wholesale to machines +Unpaid +Someday maybe they’ll pay us back +Or else curse us for the pain +We caused +When they write their songs +And they feel it all +I don’t think we’re ready for what’s coming +I don’t think we’re ready for what’s coming" +We went to the water park and then,"we tired now my little boy knows right +I wouldn't go I don't like the ride +don't know I don't know I don't like +the ride don't know I don't know I +don't like the ride don't don'" +How did you come to be,"Where did you come from +The coolest Loki +This side of kingdom come +When the multiverse explodes +I want on my team +The Loki with the fangs +Who looks good in green +You ate the neighbors cat +You gave it all you had +But as it turns out +Weren’t supposed to do that +Here at the end of time +Other Lokis by your side +Jump up bite the hand +Of the goddamn president +Is everyone an alligator +In your universe +Or did you get transformed +And did it hurt +When the multiverse explodes +I hope to see you +Or better yet, I’d like to be you +You ain’t nobody’s fool +Hanging out in the kiddie pool +No Loki tells the truth +Look at how fast that you move +Here at the end of time +Other Lokis by your side +Alligator born and bred +Golden horns upon your head" +two red pandas trying to figure it out,"one red panda starts hopping around +and singing as he's jumps from the ground +hop hop hop +to get what you want +hop hop hop +keep hoppin on +hop hop hop +and you don't stop +three red pandas are now on the scene +prowling around trying to find some cuisine +but the one red panda has the idea +and all three voices ring out clear +you gotta hop hop hop +if you wanna get what you want +you gotta hop hop hop +and you hoppin and you don't stop +the red panda was classified +as a raccoon and i can see why +But now it's got it's own family +so they jump for joy and they sing loudly +hop hop hop +to get what you want +hop hop hop +keep hoppin on +hop hop hop +hopping is fun +hop hop hop +red pandas don't stop +hop hop hop +and you don't stop" +you went to the supermarket got your turkey wrapped in plastic,"cooked it in the oven just right should come out fantastic +the whole family's coming over you put on your evening gown +but creeping up behind you all moist and golden brown +it's the zombie turkey coming to pay you back +you run up the stairs into the bathroom lock the door +you can hear her boney legs banging on the floor +she's coming ever closer now, you look out the window to see +an entire neighborhood overrun by zombie turkeys +they are zombie turkeys and they're coming to pay you back +she's banging down the door now it looks like there's no escape +you can't outrun her because you're fat and out of shape +if only you exercised more, ate less, you'd be thinner +what a terrible way to die to be eaten by your dinner +by a zombie turkey who has come to pay you back" +Jfc cringe cringe cringe ETHDenver,"looks super cringe this year Most +embarrassing thing i've ever seen. Couldn't +even watch it all, I should sell everything. +I was regulatory counsel for Silvergate +in 2014 when literally every crypto company needed +a bank account and they were a pioneer +So ya, that song is more cringe. Can’t +these people just be normal OK +eth really needs to come home Sigh +we deserved that nuke I guess we’re not +at the bottom yet So +All these videos of crypto make me want +to go back to commodity futures They +should be having real music NFT +artists instead of whatever this is If +the words weren’t on the screen I could +have swore I heard something else Weird +personality cult shit. Wow +cringe fest continues God +Came to me in my dream To +tell me not to go Or +else he will ruin me Seems +like god knows everything What +a shit show lol ETH +is going under $1k I beg of you +Like for real? Imagine +flying out to Denver +for this What +an embarrassment" +The day that Google,"crashed the internet Productivity +fell by ten thousand percent Orgies +and love-ins and riots broke out In +offices everywhere I forgot how to read a +map, forgot how to spell I couldn't tell +which actors were in which movies very well +I lost touch with all my friends that +live in New +York City +I looked desperately everywhere for funny little kitties +The day that Google +lost the internet The +day that Google +misplaced the internet The +day that Google +destroyed the internet The +day that Google +crashed the internet One +day later, people bought magazines Two +days later, the economy collapsed Three +days later, productivity was up Four +days later, I went to work on a +farm The +day, the day, the day The +day that Google +died The +day, the day, the day The +day the internet died The +day that Google +crashed the internet Eighteen +to twenty-four year olds rediscovered their TV +sets The +post office stopped losing money They +even brought back the Pony +Express I started a cable access show, subscribed +to the New +York Times +Electronic Gaming +Monthly came back and everything was fine I +read more books, I met more girls, I +lived my real life Oh, +when Google +killed the internet, I went dancing every night +The day Google +crashed the internet The +day Google +hurt the internet The +day that Google +said no to the internet The +day that Google +crashed the internet Five +days later, people's grammar had improved Six +days later, tweens didn't exist Seven +days later, I had a picnic Eight +days later, the whole planet was nuked Oh, +the day Yes, +the day That +was the day that Google +died and crashed the internet The +day Oh, +the day It +was the day that the internet died and +Google went to— The +day that Google +crashed the internet I went out to the +beach and threw myself into the ocean" +When you stopped me on the highway,"I knew right then that I would fight you +Three years later stood beside you +And the judge threw out your ticket +FUCK YOU +I WIN +FUCK YOU +YOU STUPID MAN +My 1 month old son was screaming +In the backseat when you stopped me +Took the F train Coney Island +Where the judge threw out your ticket" +Gonna kill my nemesis,"Gonna kill my +Nemesis +Gonna kill my nemesis +Gonna kill my +Neme" +Hello I am Macintosh,"I am Macintosh +Hello I am Macintosh +I am Macintosh +Hello I am Macintosh +I am Macintosh +Hello I am Macintosh +I am Macintosh +Hello I am Macintosh +I am Macintosh +Hello I am Macintosh +I am Macintosh +Hello I am Macintosh +I am Macintosh +Hello I am Macintosh +I am back in Hush +It sure is great to get out of +that bag Never +trust the computer You +can't live So +it is with considerable pride I introduce my +man to spin like a father to me +All of the images you are about to +see on the large screen will be generated +by what's in that" +It’s kinda late on a Saturday,"The world is exploding +What will happen anyway +We have no way of knowing +Everything is up for grabs +And we gotta fight back +I wish I had the energy +To stay awake forever +It’s late on a Saturday +My brain has been severed +Everything is up for grabs +And we gotta fight back +I gotta go eat dinner now +And put my kid to sleep +He’s been up since five o’clock +And so have we" +The future is uncertain,"But it’s always been that way +But the future doesn’t exist +Time is a flat circle +Everything is happening +All at once +But we can’t perceive it +Cuz we weren’t built that way +And your fear of death +Is irrational +Pain is just some neurons +Firing +Your brain gets bathed in chemicals +And that’s who you are +That’s who you are +Hold on to each other +Cuz it’s about to get rough +The truth doesn’t change the fact +Of what living is like +I’ve got your back +And I know you’ve got mine +The minutia of our lives +Are an iceberg in the river of time +And your fear of death +Is irrational +Pain is just some neurons +Firing +Your brain gets bathed in chemicals +And that’s who you are +That’s who you are" +Crossy road,"As a chicken +As a frog +Crossy road +Crossy road +As a lucky cat +As crazy ol ben +Crossy road +Why can't the hipster whale swim? +Man that stupid eagle I hate him +Crossy road +Look out for the train +And the speeding cars +Crossy road +Crossy road +I'm a little too young +To remember frogger +Crossy road +Crossy road +In Australia +Or here in Brooklyn +Crossy road +Crossy road +As frankenstein +That's really weird +Crossy road" +Started during lockdown needed something to do They,"looked at each other they said hey I +like talking to you And +so from a garden shed in a box +room in West +London they're discussing tech It's +the small time best podcast Doug +is drinking a Boondog +ipa Jonathan's +got a Negroni +that day the moonlight in the corporate world +That night they rocked the party friends were +nearly a decade to have lockdown friends And +now we've reached the end of the small +contest podcast" +"Sings a hundred sweet, evil melodies when the hour bell rings","You’re always wrong except when you’re not +You write a song and you’re stirring the pot +I got a whirlpool brain that’s dragging me down +million 5-ton memories making sure that I drown +You’re always wrong, you’re always surprised +Reality comes and you realize +That it’s something wrong in the way you +And the wires crossed and burned +And you’re laying there always on the brink +Of a brain that’s overturned +Don’t mislead yourself into a state of doubt and +Don’t believe yourself when you’re not telling the truth +I got some good ideas that turn to salt +When I confront what’s real, the mad gestalt +You’re getting crazier with each passing thought +Don’t try to hide it, you’re stirring the pot +I gotta bed that swallows me at night +And then I’m almost the same but not quite +You’re always taking the long way around +You’re always making the same damn sound +Don’t mislead yourself into a state of doubt and +Don’t believe yourself when you’re not telling the truth +Don’t mislead yourself into a state of doubt and +Don’t believe yourself when you’re not telling the truth" +"Vote if you are first in line, vote","if you are last, vote for the future +so we don't become the past. Sad, +a lucky boy, he was just the other +old fool, sad or we could go now, +miserable or we could go." +Put another big stone in your pocket,"While you sing along to all the songs you know +Sing it to the fireflies by the riverside +While the foxes do breakdances on the stones +Cuz you are here +Without a plan +And it’s clear that it’s all right in the end +You isolate +Nobody lays a hand +On the princess and the process she defends +Stick another big stone in the mulligan stew +That you learned to serve when living with the witch +Feed it to the ogres that ask for your hand +Who then turn on you and call you a salty bitch +Take another big stone with you when you go +Leave behind the only life you’ve ever known +Take it to the big top, take it to the big show +It’s not lonesome now just cause you are alone +Leave the big stone when you don’t need it anymore +Turn and face the woman you became +She’s got allies in unlikely places +And the mouths upon their faces chant her name" +You don’t know what it’s like,"Running around running around +I never imagined in this life +Hitting the ground hitting the ground +I thought I had no time +When I was back in Berkeley +Now I see the truth +That my time was infinity +Infinity +But now I have no time no time +No time is what I have no time +Now I have no time no time +Less time than I ever had" +corporations are not people,"you can't arrest em or put em on trial +you can't kill em or hurt em or make em bleed +they don't dance or cry or smile +corporations are not people +it should be simple common sense +no beating heart, no fragile bones +no potential so immense +where are they people +well here in the usa +why call them people +so that they can get their way +corporations are not people +they don't get tense they don't relax +immortal and impervious +to all forms of attack +corporations are not people +they should not be given rights +they should be caged and chained and locked and bound +always looking" +"She may try to kill us, with cold and with hot","She's beautiful and dangerous and she's all we got +She is alive and breathing so steady +The earth the earth the earth +Savannas and oceans and jungles and forests +Swamps, deserts, rivers rise up like a chorus +We can play in the rain, Fight in the snow, +Swim at the beach, the sun makes us grow +We love earth +We love earth +So why are such jerks +If we love earth +Are we a cancer, a tumor that's grown +Just way too smart for the good of our own +The systems we set have no conscience +The earth the earth the earth +Her beauty, her charity, Her forgiveness, her wrath +We rampage destroy all in our path +We dig and we build and we crush and we take +With barely a thought to consequences +We love earth +We love earth +So why are such jerks +If we love earth" +If you saw me running up the hill,"what would you say What +would you say If +we had some time to kill what would +you say What +would you say anyway Anyway +Hey I don't know if you were pushing +the rock up the mountain what would you +say What +would you if you had something that was +a mountain to nothing at all what would +you say anyway Anyway +I don't know if you told me something +I knew what would I say What +would I say If +I told you that I love you what +would you say What +would you say Anyway +Anyway I don't know" +Gather up the guns And,"throw them down a deep deep hole I +wish there was a super hero Who +would make that so Take +every person And +look them straight in the eye And +say you are loved and wanted And +you don’t have to die Nobody +else Nobody’s +child Nobody +else should die Gather +up the guns And +send them into outer space And +erase our memories So +none can ever be replaced In +some distant galaxy, they’ll fly into a star +That’s it for the guns Nobody +would even know what they are Nobody +else Nobody’s +child Nobody +else should die Gather +up the guns and melt them into lava +flows Toss +them into Mt. +Doom, that’s where they ought to go If +you gotta hunt, a bow and arrow is +how it should be And +if you’re afraid of the government, my friend +you already are not free Nobody +else Nobody’s +child Nobody +else should die Gather +up the guns, that’s the only way this +terror will end It +would’ve been done years ago, but for the +color of their skin And +until we do, it could be your child +that is next And +it’s just not worth it, this is not +what the law should protect" +i'll keep you safe from harm,"on your jet black hair +i would place a silver crown +and by the magic that brought you to me +i swear to love to you faithfully +i'm a full grown man +but in my heart i am a boy +when i hear you laugh +all doubt within destroyed +and by the magic that brought you to me +i swear to love to you faithfully +i will strive to know you +better than you know yourself +and so when you ask it +i am there to help +i will make a promise +i will take any vow +not leave your side +to stand near you and be proud" +Sisters and brothers like seeds on a train passing by,"Towers of grain, cathedrals touch the sky +And the fame in the world will provide what we can provide +Darker than black and paler than the plague +With money making money what sense does it make to say +Ideas aren’t bad, but we all make our way +Our own way is our own way and sometimes that’s just okay +Pictures of plenty you present me are disturbing +Few dreams don’t always meant that waking up’s unnerving +Achoos always got to lose don’t blink and be deserving +But I’ll admit that cannot admit, I admit that can’t be all +Neighbors and friends, coworkers and penpals +If you are not you, then is it possible you’re someone else? +Fifteen minutes to be lifted from the crowd +Only one lifetime to make a home out of the house +Pictures, pictures of plenty, plenty (2x)" +We got lost,"sticky map couldn’t lead us home +At what cost +I just laughed and recited the poem +Witchbeard +So weird +Swashbuckling your pillow +Witchbeard +No fear +Swashbuckling your pillow +We were forced +To go around the mountain of making love +We changed course +And went down where the Skys above +Are full birds" +Well it's not a purity test just a,"difference of opinion Can +you take money from a big corporation and +then at the same time work against their +interest even when it doesn't align with your +constituents I say no you can't You +might say yes you can It's +not a purity test Just +a difference of opinion It's +not a purity test Just +a difference of opinion Should +we fight for a living wage and health +care for everyone Should +we just go slower because it's too fast +Will never happen And +again you gotta keep in mind the feelings +of the corporations I say we should fight +You might say no we shouldn't But +it's not a purity test Just +a difference of opinion That's +the whole song" +"This is stupid, this is dumb","This is really idiotic +Get that shit right out my face right now +I don’t wanna see it, fuck you +I don’t wanna see it, fuck you +I don’t wanna see it +I don’t wanna see it +I don’t wanna see it +Fuck you, fuck you, fuck your" +I was cleaning out the attic,"Late one winter evening +Detritus of my life spread everywhere +When out from behind some boxes +Came an awful vision +Of the thing of which i am most scared +It was me but I was different +I had no ears for hearing +I had no voice for singing +I had no hands for playing +I couldn't write any more songs +I was music less and alone +Luckily I knew +Just what to do +I took out my wand +I screamed RIDIKULUS +And it all changed at once +I was writing a song +And you were there helping me" +Sitting on a linoleum floor taking my vitamins,"yeah I am ready to go to bed +that's all that's in my head that's all +that's in my head that's all that's in +my head that's all that's in my head +for real" +you who watch me everyday,"hello hello +i don't know your name +but i'd like to +that is what i'd like to do +you watch me sing +i want to get to know you +i'd like to come to where you live +and sing what you want to hear +you could show me around your town +i'm totally sincere +this songs for you +you who watch me everyday +please email me +so i can know your name +email me +my emails on the screen +if you do +i'll come to see you hopefully +fun fun fun +we'll have +fun fun fun +we'l have +fun fun fun-" +i don't even have the time to write these words,"i gotta go, i got things to do +but i'll be seeing you +i am running late and out of time +losing weight each morning i'm +on patrol and i'm on the move +so i'll be seeing you +if i missed your call +and i don't call back +don't take it personal +if emails go unanswered +i apologize +you won't see me at all +you might distract +i'm tired and my plate is full +i'm like a fire dancer in a +ring of ice +i'm too poor for a shopping spree +elves and reindeer laugh at me +it's christmas time, i'm a jew +and i'll be seeing you +the season weights heavy on my nerves +i don't even have the time to write these words +i gotta go, i got things to do +but i'll be seeing you" +Horse goes ney,"Cow goes moo +Chicken goes cluck +Or cockadoodle doo +Pig goes oink +Mouse goes squeak +Duck goes quack +Does an ostrich speak? +Bird goes chirp +Cat goes meow +Dog goes bark +or bowow +Or it goes woof +Dogs are loud +But I'm not sure if +Moose makes sound" +"Martin studies photosynthesis and goes hang gliding, goes","hang gliding Trinna +went with him and thought she would die, +like the blueberry bush But +she had a great time And +Martin builds robots, and Trinna +wants a Johnny +5 Trinna +is a biologist, she studies RNA, +studies RNA +She says it’s not just an intermediate between +DNA and protein She +misses soft pretzels and water ice and she +is learning to scuba dive And +Martin was born in Paris +but moved to Berkeley +when he was 9 They +went to the same grad school, 4 whole +years didn’t know each other Until +they went to a conference in Santiago, +Chile Martin +got his salsa on, but they hit it +off while backpacking And +now they are getting married, and it’s a +whole new chapter of happy Martin +and Trinna +forever and more Bigger +and better than ever before They +walked the Great +Wall, above mountains they soared Trinna +and Martin +forever and more Forever +and more, Trinna +and Martin +Bring an SNES +on your honeymoon And +you can play Legend +of Zelda +Martin, you can bring your guitar and sing +some depressing songs You +can play Stratego +on the beach, then play some Risk +in the hotel room I hope you drink +a million smoothies and eat the spiciest Indian +food Trinna +is a biologist, she’s marrying Martin, +it’s a beautiful thing They +got engaged on a mountain top with the +homemade ring, with the homemade ring They’re +gonna spend the rest of their lives together, +doing science and everything together Two +beautiful people being together, it’s what makes the +world so grand They +went to the same grad school, 4 whole +years didn’t know each other Until +they went to a conference in Santiago, +Chile Martin +got his salsa on, but they hit it +off while backpacking And +now they are getting married, and it’s a +whole new chapter of happy Martin +and Trinna +forever and more Bigger +and better than ever before They +walked the Great +Wall, above mountains they soared Trinna +and Martin +forever and more Forever +and more, Trinna +and Martin" +I used to travel the stars all by myself,"I saw beauty and wonder untold +But I was lonely +As I sang the universe’s song +No one to hold me +Until you all came along +I used to think I wasn’t worthy of your love +Cause if I was then I would not be alone +But then you took my hand +I said no way I could love you now +But you said I can +And you showed me how" +Sitting down,"Terminal +B +Trying to sing a song to me +Sitting down at +Terminal +A think +I'm gonna get +Here +I go here +I go again don't know where and +I don't know when +Here +I go here +I go again +Here +I go again +Here +I go +Sitting down at +Terminal +C +Trying to be what +I gotta be +Sitting down at +Terminal +F +Singing my song till there's nothing left +Here +I go here +I go again don't know why don't know when +Here +I go here +I go again +Here +I go again +Here +I go +I'm not gonna whistle +Time has come +The time has come +You're banging on that boarding drum +Better come +You better come quick +You lose your seat and you lose your dick +Here +I go here +I go again don't know by don't know when +Here +I go here +I go again +Here +I go again +Here +I go" +Oh the window sill for this little tiny,"birdie singing Cause +she got some time to kill No +she's never in hurry She's +just going where she wants all the time +Never answering to anyone or to anything She's +free sleeping out in the hammock There's +a big old bear he's named Othello +He's keeping oh his hand so still Cause +there's something something that he know He +doesn't answer to anyone or anything at all +He goes where he wants to he says +what he wants to He +is free Holding +on to their freedom comes with a praise +Are you willing to pay You +can take paradise or you can turn away +Hey you can go where you want to +say what you want to Don't +answer to anyone Don't +answer to anything You're +free you're free You're +free you're free" +Stanford campus,"Mid November +Walking round I don’t know anyone +Meeting dudes +At the D school +Algae songs for work and fun +Oh, oh where’m i gonna land +The tan buildings +That equal only +You build one up you gotta knock one down +And they study +One type of algae +Pretty much because she’s been around +Oh, oh where’m i gonna land +Everybody wants to know +How you did it +How you got to +where you are +It didn’t feel +circuitous +We never know where we’re going +At the start +Sometimes +It feels like grinding +But most of the time I’m not on the bridge +Sometimes +It feels like jelly +When I can’t remember +One thing I did +Oh, oh where’m i gonna land +I’ve always been looking +For that perfect person +To make me better +Than I am +I dumb? +What am I missing? +Do I need to +Make a better plan?" +I live among the angels,"Where the colors are more distinct +They tell me their stories +I tell them what to think +No one ever gets lonely +And no one ever gets sick +No laryngitis among the angels in heaven +No chicken pox or mucus so thick +Puffy white clouds and big pearly gates +Candy canes and roller skates +Nobody's racist and nobody's mean +All of the sinners are there but they're clean +Their souls have been all purified +Their hearts are sugary sweet +Everything's perfect and everything's boring +And they take their martini's neat +So if you're thinking about +Joining us up here someday +Be sure that you know what you're getting into +Don't blindly assume it's the way +There's choices we make and there's roads that we take +Some like the apple and some like the snake +You may find yourself at those big pearly gates +And you'll say oh what have i done?" +Okay let me turn it down a little bit,"Why +Why are you +Why do +I have un +Why do +I have un +Why do +I have un +Is there any more to the song +Yeah +How's it going +This radio +Is that the end +Yeah +Okay +Good job +Beautiful song +Thanks" +Here come the bombs,"They're falling in force +It's nobody's fault +It's just a matter of course +Highly predictable +No safety net in place +Easily solvable +Without a whole lot of waste +Here come the bombs +They'll take the system out +Like ripping a band aid off +And we'll scream and shout +Everything will be falling +We'll all huddle close +And the sky will land sprawling +And crawling with ghosts +Everything will go black +We'll have no plan of attack +And we'll never go back +To the way things were +Politicians will huff +Religious leaders will puff +But you and I have had enough +So we'll just say durrrrrrrrr +Here come the bombs +Everything is gonna crash +Count your blessings +Along with your useless cash +Tomorrow no one'll care +If you're rich or you are poor +Can you build a fire +That's all that'll matter anymore" +It’s fun to think about them,"Even if they won’t be used +It’s still fun to guess +Apple patent +It’s fun to think about them +Even if they won’t be used +It’s still fun to guess +An Apple bike +What would that be like? +I would ride it all around the town +Apple TV with motion control +Some kind of wand to make your pictures roll +Solar technology inside a touch screen +thing of beauty +But what does it mean +These things won’t necessarily happen +But it’s fun to speculate +kind of touch screen iMac +Oh yeah +Swivel pivot on its back +What about using your iPhone to unlock your door +I never thought of that before +Is this a Bluetooth, ear piece, iPod Shuffle like device +Cuz that would be cool +These things won’t necessarily happen +But it’s fun to speculate +Sharable apps +Oh yeah +They could be here perhaps +Oh yeah +Camera peripherals +Uh huh +Don’t these already exist? +I think so +laptop with a built in projector +Now that’s something that would be really bright +These things won’t necessarily happen +But it’s fun to speculate +Apple patent +It’s fun to think about them +Even if they won’t be used +It’s still fun to guess +Apple patent +It’s fun to think about them +Even if they won’t be used +It’s still fun to guess +Oh" +I have so much helium sometimes I thing I’ll burst,"And life in China is so bad that nothing can be worse +I have a dream to see the green fields of the states +From the tip of Maine to the the shores of Frisco bay +America, where dreams come true +America, where nobody stops you +High above the pacific, I spot the promised land +More beautiful than I could ever have imagined +My heart is filled with love, my dream is tangible +I stop over Montana and take a rest a while +Suddenly from nowhere, a fighter jet appears +Guns they are blazing, I can’t see through my tears +My hopes and dreams are shattered, I pop and fall to land +But it’s at that moment that I become true American" +I dreamt that waves of empty parking lots,"Were suddenly filled with blood +Out of rotting supermarkets +Lines of dancing food +Kittens purred +tornado stirred +And no one knew what to do +The rain was splashing down +On the hoods of abandoned cars +man with baggy jeans +Stood repeating the word “guitar” +Lightning struck him +He became tur-duck-en +And no one +Knew what to do +It’s the end of the world dance +The apocalyptic romance +When all the snowmen melt +And the sun leaves gaping welts +And no one knows what to do +Dairy cows kill farmers +Pigs eat human flesh +When asked if they enjoy it +They answer more or less +And explosion, a sigh +An archangel in the sky +And no one knew what to do +Jesus cam and said “yep +It’s all according to plan +Four horsemen were there +Singing songs +Written by Jonathan Mann +Aliens watched +Sipping 20-year old scotch +And no one knew what to do +It’s the end of the world dance +The apocalyptic romance +When all the snowmen melt +When the sun leaves gaping welts +And no one knows what to do +pile of men was burning +In the middle of a field +Another pile of men +Was using the first pile as a shield +Bitter bold +Thunder rolled +And no one knew what to do +Some hid under rocks +Some hid underground +As the ocean riding tide +And the waves began to pound +Sky fell +The earth swelled +And no one knew what to do +It’s the end of the world dance +The apocalyptic romance +When all the snowmen melt +When the sun leaves gaping welts +And no one knows what to do +Computers came to life +And started taking over +I saw a man get sucked +Into a leaf blower +Sirens wailed +The internet failed +And no one knew what to do +Religious wars all ended +And everyone got along +The melody of Armageddon +Was their dying song +Horses neighed +The band played +And no one knew what to do +It’s the end of the world dance +The apocalyptic romance +When all the snowmen melt +When the sun leaves gaping welts +And no one knows what to do +Hell was filling up +And heaven overflowed +Neither of them were built +To carry such a load +Out of space +The human race +And no one knew what to do +Bodies floating freely +Out among the stars +Winter vines and hydrogen cells +Mixed with electric cars +Nowhere to go +With your family in tow +And no one knew what to do +It’s the end of the world dance +The apocalyptic romance +When all the snowmen melt +And the sun leaves gaping welts +And no one knows what to do +Pumpkins and bananas fought +On the steps of Capitol Hill +police officer came up +As his guts began to spill +Banana won +And he set off towards the sun +And no one knew what to do +Animals and machines +Started mating wildly +Mechanized rhinoceroses +To put it mildly +Robo-giraffe +Mecha-hyena laugh +And no one knew what to do +It’s the end of the world dance +The apocalyptic romance +When all the snowmen melt +When the sun leaves gaping welts +And no one knows what to do +Well I toiled in the bank vault +But my heart was in a storm +Though each limb was cold +My center was still warm +I felt her touch +She popped the clutch +And no one knew what to do +Riding in the backseat +I slept until I woke +The air was hot and stuffy +Dark and filled with smoke +My home was gone +The road stretched on +And no one knew what to do +It’s the end of the world dance +The apocalyptic romance +When all the snowmen melt +When the sun leaves gaping welts +And no one knows what to do" +when around the town we ride,"you ring your bell i ring mine +together we make beautiful music +we're on a cycling-u date +it's how our bikes communicate +together we make beautiful music +my bike loves yours +your bike love mine back +as we ride through the city by the cars like plaque +on the teeth of the town we keep on ringing +people hear us as we go +and there's no way they couldn't know +together we make beautiful music +we pass a hummer we pass a bus +our bikes love each other as much as us" +Don’t call the cops,"Don’t feed the animals +Don’t look away +And be nice to your neighbors +I was half asleep +I was incomplete +And you woke me up +Now let’s get going +Time is a river +And if you go swimming +And you go under +Be nice to your neighbors" +Down along the lonesome river,"You’ll find the song of the nematode +tired wail and a half heart jiggle +Oh she carries a heavy load +Over by the oak tree forest +Sing the harmony of leaves +Far beyond the silk worm chorus +gut punch symphony of trees +I wanna go back there +But I can’t find it +I left it somewhere +Beyond my mind it’s +Lost to the ages +I’ve turned many pages +But I’ve never found the place where I belong +Buried in a piled snow bank +Colder than a shadow’s mouth +Appearing on a daydream snow day +Once you’re in, you can never get out +Can’t you hear the witches whistle +The way the owl baby starts to whine +Notice how your skin starts to bristle +You’ll be searching for that feeling till the end of time" +Can you believe it,"Can you believe what we've become +Believe it +Between a finger and a thumb +Can you believe it +That we've been left to die +Believe it +I got something in my eye +In my eyes +Can you believe +Did you see it +See it +Coming from the moon +Did you see it +Between a knife fork and a spoon +Did you see it +Shooting out of my ears +Did you see it +After all of these years +Of these years +After all of these years +They're all of these years +Can you +Can you believe +After everything that we've been through +Believing +It was all down to me and you +It was all down to me and you +Was all down to me and" +They call it Super Tuesday,"But there's nothing super about it +It's the result of a broken system +That everybody knows is broken +But no matter how loud we shout +Or mock, or point, or pout +Nobody will ever step up +And that is frustrating +Super Tuesday +You're a reminder +That the people have no power +Super Tuesday +I want to crush you +Your countenance is sour +24 hour-news +They live for Super Tuesday +Forget everything important +Let's focus on this horse race +You can gamble your life's savings +Take a drink for every delegate +Super Tuesday is a shotgun +To the nation’s face, so delicate +Super Tuesday +You're a reminder +That the people have no power +Super Tuesday +I want to crunch you +Your countenance is sour +Super Tuesday +Please go away +Let’s just have a popular vote +None of this delegates crap +I don’t like you +And you don’t like me +So let’s just end this once and for all +With a fistfight out in the street +Like real Americans +Ok? +Yeah +Well… +They call it Super Tuesday +I call it a clusterfuck +It's Santorum all over these Unites States +Right up the country's butt +But I don't mean to be so crass +This is just the way I see it +If we've got to start from scratch +Well then I say “so be it” +Super Tuesday +You're a reminder +That the people have no power +Super Tuesday +I want to crush you +Your countenance is so sour +Super Tuesday" +Please,"Beeping thing out my window oh stop beeping please +Beeping thing out my window oh stop beeping beeping +Stop beeping beep +Stop beeping beep +Lightning music +Beep +Move to +LA +Please beep and think out my window oh stop beeping please beeping +Think out my window oh stop beeping +Stop beeping sand" +When I was a cub I'd,"climb the bamboo trees with all of my +panda friends We +had a club where we'd climb to the +top where wind was always rocking Those +days have faded out into the blue 20 +odd years living here in this zoo What +I need is some kind of magical fun +to make me feel my bear Oh +my gosh why did I ever let myself +get captured? Look +in my eyes and you can see that +this ain't the life I should be living +I could be out wandering South +Western China +I could be wise bamboo guru old timer +I could be wild, instead I am tame +and so I rock it away When +I was a cub mama'd rock me when +I was feeling scared I'd +spend thunder storms and the dark, dark night +in her chair I wonder where mama is +right now As +the bright full moon breaks through those clouds +I'm looking up is my family out there +do they remember me? ü" +You know what feels kinda old,"My 2010 MacPro +17 gbs of ram and it's acting slow +but a Retina Mac would be just the thing +As I edit write compose and sing +But it makes me sad +I can't afford the thing +Red Delicious this is GrannySmith +you know what i see when i look at my wrist? +roger foxtrot thunderbolt retina swift lighting +intergalactic chancellor +chairman honey crisp +is the squirrel in the basket +Are there lasers in the bathrooms +Is the spaceship a spaceship +Tripling down on secrecy +Juicing up that Apple Juice +And the badging excellence +The door to johnny's lab +Supreme allied commander +New iPad is so thin +Can you even see it? +Utah Road trip +It's Road Trip +14.7 million pixels +I want the new iMac +Sometimes you want to be close to your content +touching it" +Obligatory song about the iphone 5,"I just wish that Steve were still alive +I knew everything about this phone +Weeks and weeks ago +I'll be getting one on the first day +3 am I'll be wide wake +Make may way through the online queue +You gotta do what you gotta do +Obligatory song about the iPhone 5 +It's different enough for me +But I don't have much to say about it +So this song's obligatory +Obligatory song about the iPhone 5 +marvel of modern design +I'm gonna get one, you're gonna get one +Obligatory song about the iPhone 5" +I want to make you feel weird,"I want to sap your energy +I want to set you off +On downward spiral +I want to confuse your mind +Produce stagnation +About weed +Be unstructured and obsessively anti-rhythm +I want to make +Bad art +As defined by a right wing chode on the internet +Bad art +Conceived of and designed to make you forget +Who you are and why your’e here +And what you’re supposed to be doing +I want to make something you know +Instinctively is a scam +malevolently bad map +Obfuscation, lies and resentment +I want to destroy the canon +Mock the concept of values +Enfeeble life +Spit on beauty and celebrate ugliness" +Let’s confess our love in downtown Manhattan,"From Central Park to the Golden Gate +Shout it from the rooftops in Biblical Latin +We’re coming Brrrum pum pum pum +We’re coming Brrrum pum pum pum +We’re coming Brrrum pum pum pum +Out +Let’s everybody group hug in Madison Square +Let’s swim buck naked to Liberty Island +If you gum up the works, you’ll be caught unaware +Confused as to why everybody’s smiling +We’re coming Brrrum pum pum pum +We’re coming Brrrum pum pum pum +We’re coming Brrrum pum pum pum +Out +You can’t stop love +You can’t stop love +You can’t stop love +You can’t stop love +And you can’t stop love (4x) +Let’s everybody do jumping jacks on the Brooklyn Bridge +Let’s get our hearts racing and then storm the capital +Let’s shower them with kisses, even the grinches +Let’s show them we love them when they do things that matter +We’re coming Brrrum pum pum pum +We’re coming Brrrum pum pum pum +We’re coming Brrrum pum pum pum +We’re coming Brrrum pum pum pum +Out" +Every day is a new day in Gary,"Gensler's sec. Oh, +the regulatory equivalent of George +Santa with an Etch +A Sketch. +Hey, I did not make up that line. +Okay, with an Etch +A Sketch +instead of policy. Oh, +if I sell you a Pokemon +card, is that a security? No, +my friend. I sell you a Pokemon +card on the blockchain, is that a security? +It depends. First +they ignore you, then they laugh at you, +then they fight you, then you win. There's +lots of projects that put a white paper +out, collect a bunch of money, and then +that's that. Why +won't the SEC +go after those people instead of wasting time +killing stone or cats? And +if you've got ideas for Hester +Purse, please bring them along to her so +she can do more than just write dissent, +or she'll go become a beekeeper. And +crypto folks were the very first ones to +step in and help Ukraine. +When they tweeted out for donations, it was +$40 million in just three days. First +they ignore you, then they. They +laugh at you, then they fight you, then +you win. You +know your part now, right? You +know how it goes. First +they ignore you, then they laugh at you, +then they fight you, then you end. Oh, +Jim was a Rhodes +Scholar, and he can't understand a single word +most of us say. All +those Democrats +need to hear about those killer apps before +they'll send any good vibes on our way. +And regulatory clarity will come from the courts. +But legislative intervention would be nice to get +that first. There's +a difference between having a rule and operationalizing +it. Senator +Luman says NFTs +are gonna be big. Oh, +and those new IRS +rules, they release crypto taxes. What +the fuck? You +ready? Two, +three. First +they ignore you, then they laugh at you, +then they fight you, then you wear them. +First they ignore you. Louder. +Come on. Then +they laugh at you, then they fight you, +then you can when you at. First +they ignore you, then they laugh at you, +then they fight you, then you win. You +ever stay? Ignore +you, Then +they laugh at you, then they fight you, +then you win. You +win, you win. Thank +you, guys. Thank +you guys so much. In +January of 2009, I set out to start +writing a song every day that month. And +I was broke, unemployed. It +was a highly financial crash. And +at the end of that month, I had +successfully written a song a day. 31 songs. +31 days. And +I decided to keep going. Free +year. So +for all of 2009, I wrote a song +every day. I was still broke. I was +still unemployed. But +I was having a good time and it +was going well. At +the end of that. Thank +you. At +the end of 2009, I decided to keep +going still. And +that's how I stand before you now, having +written a song a day for 15 years, +333 days, or 5446 songs. Thank +you. On +December 31st of 2021, I sold all of +those songs as NFTs +on Ethereum +for 2 ETH +each. I raised 750 ETH, +around $303 million at the time. I was +just telling someone up to that point, I +had been making about $120,000 a year doing +music prior to that. So +that was like a big shock. Thank +you. Don't +cl. Because +I lost most of it to taxes. So +everything that you guys talk about here is +very near and dear to my heart. I +could talk about all this stuff with you +for hours. I currently have still been selling +my songs as NFTs +every day for the last two years. And, +boy, those taxes are just. They're +just horrible. Prior +to NFTs, +what I used to do is this. I +used to get up at conferences, I've +been watching the talks and furiously taking notes, +and I transform all of the talks into +a little catchy song that I'm +gonna sing for you. And +I will say, you know, so I've +been doing all right. September +I made 8 ETH. +Last month I made 0.6 ETH. +So that gives you a range of, like, +where we are in the bear market. Which +is all to say, if you enjoy this, +come and bring me to your conference, because +I love doing this and the bear markets +are tough." +Put on your big boy pants,"It's time to go outside +You gotta take a chance you can run and hide +Put on your shoes don't matter if they don't fit +Cause someday you just gotta run into the thick of it +Gotta run into the thick of it +Come on now +You know it's not so bad +Somebody said once that you never have what you don't have +And +I don't know what that means +But +I know what you mean to me to me to me +I know what you're trying to say +When +I go away +I know when +I'm out of here it's time to let go +I found myself in a pretty pickle +Riding on my pink motorcycle down the mountain down the mountain side +And +I run and hide again +Nothing nothing nothing that you can say +It changed my mind anyway +So +I'll just reach inside and find whatever +I find +Whatever +I find" +When I was 25 I told myself,"I'd eat healthier +No more baking cookies +And no more pizza either +26 27 came and went +And though in that time I've gotten better +I still bake cookies, eat the pizza +Don't follow my plans to the letter +My grandpa died of heart disease +His father too had a heart attack +Last time I got my cholesterol checked +I wasn't quite on that track +Still if I don't improve on some +Areas that need improving +I could be heading down that road +And that's a road that needs removing +It's all about making choices +All about setting your goals +I don't want to from a heart attack, no +I don't want to die before I get old +I run almost every day +But I can't seem to shake this gut +If I could afford it, I'd ask my trainer +To really help me move my butt +Help with ways to keep from eating +All the things i can't escape +And if I had a chance I'd take it +I would do whatever it takes +Cause it’s all about making choices +All about setting my goals +I don't want to from a heart attack, no +I don't want to die before I get old +It's all about making choices +All about setting your goals +I don't want to from a heart attack, no +I don't want to die before I get old" +How do you know who’s the best in the world,"Eight billion people, you can’t play them all +Somewhere there’s bound to be +The proverbial nobody +Who, given the chance, would heed the call +There’s one man who chooses not to compete +Against Ding and Nee pom neeshi +And he’s probably the best +But can we ever know +And I don’t like no competition +All that stress of losing and winning +I’d much rather cooperate +The machines are better at it anyway +An alternate move order and move-10 +Deviation from the 2020 game in favor of 10 +Be6 meant that ding was ready +To face this line on move 14 +The players steer away from any previous played +Master games" +Keep running,"Oh Keep running +Oh, they’ll never stop coming +They’ll try to make you more human +No you cannot refuse them +So please just please just hum this tune then" +Ive got ideas on how this should work,"I’m doing nothing to make myself bigger +I know the way won’t always be clear +But I will be sitting here +Fight tooth and nail and still get knocked out +Drag yourself into the corner and pout +Change is scary and I know that fear +But I will be sitting here +Good times and bad times look much the same +Each corner you turn is just another soft blanket +Take your hand off the wheel, you can’t steer +I will be sitting here +The hotter it gets, the more I get sure +That nothing matters but me and you +You might think this song’s kind of weird +I will be sitting here +Mixing and matching the patterns in my mind +Nothing fits together though so I’m feeling uneasy +Deer meet headlights and headlights meet deer +I will be sitting here" +Uploaded late last night and it failed!,"You gotta sweat to earn your keep +Wake up early too little sleep +Ear to the ground what’s that rumbling +Up in the sky god is thundering +Oh oh oh +It’s time for you to throw +Everything you know +Out the window +It’s too early to get out of bed +Put a cardboard box upon your head +It’s too late to make yourself heard +Pretend that you’re a flightless bird +Oh oh oh +It’s time for you to throw +Everything you know +Out the window +If you managed to get this far +Surely you’ll make it to where we are +Out among the true born sailors +Beyond things like success and failure +Oh oh oh +It’s time for you to throw +Everything you know +Out the window +One more rhythm in the drip +Drip drip drip of the snare hit +The rest of the drums aren’t far behind +What’s the jungle they bring to mind +Oh oh oh +It’s time for you to throw +Everything you know +Out the window" +You are all so close,"I could reach out and touch you if +I could +But +I can +Why are we on two planes of existence +Hey +Hey over here +Hey +Hey over here +Hey +Hey over here +Can't you see me +I'm over here" +Take a step and take another step,"Whoa +Walk until you cannot feel your legs +Whoa +You never know when you are gonna get +Whoa +Something maybe that you don't expect +Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa +Paint yourself into a corner +Paint +Whoa +Paint until your body wants to faint +Whoa +Paint what you are +Paint what you ain't +Whoa you bubble is fashionable and clean +Whoa oh whoa oh oh +Whoa oh oh +Whoa oh oh +Whoa +O +Hold your breath and hold until you die +Oh +Look +Saint +Peter right into his eye +Comfort your family when they cry +Oh +Settle in your new home in the sky +Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa +Wa" +When it rains it pours and all that,"means is that sometimes you're hungry and sometimes +you have too much food." +I say on Twitter,"give me something something to write about Then +I don't want to write any other things +that they suggest I just want to do +my song oh I just want to do +my song I have a very time to +do my song While +the toddler is napping Is +napping alone I just gotta do my song +oh I just gotta do my song oh +But I'm +distracted by the asshole that called me anti +Semit Yes +I'm distracted because we an anti Semite +Cause I don't support apartheid I'm +worried so scared that we're gonna see a +genocide I'm +worried so scared that we're gonna see a +genocid and meanwhile I gotta do my song +it feels so dumb Gotta +do my song I feel so dumb I +say on Twitter +they give me suggestions and I don't wanna +do any of them Cause +I'm distracted by the doubt Who +called me an interactive Don't +support apartheid Cause +I never support apartheid matter who is being +done to perpetrate it all alone First +you gotta end the apartment That's +the first thing First +you gotta end the apartment That's +the first thing I'm +scared that we're gonna see a genocide That +we're gonna see a genocide You +gotta end the apartheid I'm +not an anti Semite +I just don think that apartheid is right +I don't know That's +what my song's about That's +what this song's about Oh +it's never right It's +never right" +You got this corporate job and you’re feeling,"kind down i’m here to say it’s ok +bar you’re the coolest guy around you’re pensive +and you’re smart you’re quirky and you’re kind +and you’re unpredictable and pensive some of the +time Music +can come and go But +it’s always there you know Waiting +for you to pick it up Music +is your first love we all do things +to pay the bills and at the end +of the day we’re spent days turn to +weeks and months you wonder where the time +went even if you lose the plot You +can always find your way back You’ve +always got what you’ve got and you can +ask for what you lack clikcity clakcity clkicakty +clackityh clickity clackoti y type type hi type +things all the time doing it type all +the time all right ok typing over and +stuff and ok whatever it’s cool i’m just +testing" +Sure,"I'm building a house +I'm building a house +I'm building a sculpture house +I am building a sculpture house +I'm building a house +I am building a house +I'm building a sculpture house +I'm building a sculpture house +I'm building a house +You know what we +I'm building a house +I'm building a sculpture house +I'm building a sculpture house +I'm building a house +Papa we're building a project +Here you go +Look +I'm building a sculpture house +I'm building a sculpture house +I'm building a house +I'm building a house +I'm building a sculpture house +I'm building a sculpture house +It's okay +I'm building a house +It's okay +I'm building a house +Yes +I'm building a sculpture +It's okay +It's white +sculpture +I'm building a house +Okay +I'm building a house +I'm building a sculpture house +I'm building a sculpture house +I'm building a house +I'm building a house +I'm building a sculpture house +I'm building a sculpture house +I'm building a house +I'm building a house +I'm building a sculpture house +I'm building a sculpture house +I'm building a house +House +I'm building a house +I'm building a sculpture house +I'm building a sculpture house +Building a house +Yeah +I'm building a house +I'm building a sculpture house +I'm building a sculpture house" +I got Covid again,"and I feel like shit +I got Covid again +and I feel like shit. +I don't want to do my song +I just want to say +I got Covid again +and I feel like dump +I got Covid again +Gotta feel just like I dump +I don't want to do my song +I can't think of a rhyme +I just want to sit around like a tree stump +that's the whole song." +Sitting there minding my business,"Eating some turkey and lamb +I got potions in ten minutes +With Snape that mean old man +And what comes flying through the window +But my big brown silly owl +letter clutched in her talons +And it begins to howl +My magic experiment +Has come to a close +My mom’s apartment +Is now riddled with holes +Holes to dimensions +Unknown and unseen +My mom is pissed +This howling scream +I wanted to go exploring +The reaches of time and space +I didn’t mean to make my house +portal to any place +I guess I’m missing class +I got to get going and get gone +With this howler in my pocket +This howler that’s howling on" +The world goes round,"And you knew just what you wanted +Racing down the highway +The pink moon’s responding +Your brother is full of big dreams +For the life you will be sharing +Every love you will be risking +Every choice you will be daring +And you don’t have to worry +My little Epiphany Story +Life comes without warning +My little Epiphany Story +They say you get lost in the crowd +Sometimes the second time around +Take it from a second who too came fast +We may be second but we’re never last +I think I know less than I ever did +We are so small and the world’s so big +But you light up the universe +Ideas come straight and curved +And you don’t have to worry +My little Epiphany Story +Life comes without warning +My little Epiphany Story +I know you’ll love it living here +busy life that getting busier +Will you watch in wonder now +At your older brother jumping about +Everything we are is you +That’s us in everything you do +long chain that stretches on +To the beginning of time and beyond" +She woke up late on her private plane,"government to over throw +She opened up her eyes and thought +Time for sedition +It’s not a day for work +It’s a day for breaking shit +Just smashing lots of windows +Having fun +I’m real estate agent" +Calling out on the breez San,"Francisco You're +either warm or you freeze One +minute one thing the next minute another big +ship rolling all through the harbor we say +oh oh oh oh we say O +o o O +o O +Water's reflecting the pink and the yellow the +blue's disappearing and the the ship keeps moving +getting closer and closer and so we let +out our nighttime nighttime call we say oh +oh oh oh oh oh we say oh +oh oh oh oh Woke +up at 5 hopped on a plane Started +out in Jersey +ended up in the San +Francisco Maine +Isn't it crazy how we take it for +granted You +can wake up in one place and wait +and go to sleep in a whole nother +once you've landed Singing +o o O +O o o Singing +o o o o Sing +o" +Elon Musk is manipulating the price of Dogecoin,"He is actually being sued for exactly the same thing +So what else is new? +And I watch some folks just fawn all over him +sad and lonely man +And another guy is being arraigned +What a time to be alive, these days" +Why's Obama missing it?,"The banker’s ring, he’s kissing it +No, I don’t understand it at all! +All you can do is find a way +To get the workers compensated +Do your best and stand tall +So Liam and Keane say +“Dad we’re proud of you” +“Even though you lose your sunglasses all the time” +Liam and Keen say +“Dad we’re proud of you” +“And we know you’re proud of us, too”" +Arbitrum’s broken,"They captured Do Kwon +Coinbase got a wells notice +Crypto took up 15% +Of the economic report +From the POTUS +Another day on crypto twitter +Another song I’ll write that goes +Out to be lost in the chasm of time +During chokepoint 2.0 +They’ll put Do Kwon on trial +And find just what he was thinking of +With his algorithmic stable coin +So many people warned could blow up +On the other hand you have Coinbase +Who’s tried so very hard +To follow the rules which is tricky to do +When they won’t say what the rules are +I want my leftist friends +To imagine president DeSantis +Who’s consolidated power throughout +And has the backing of a GOP congress +Now imagine there’s a digital dollar +Run by this government so fine +And they can revoke your access +To your money at any time +Now you’ll say that I’ve been radicalized +And I’d say yeah OK +Because I have come to believe +In separation of money and state +That’s too much power +Much too much power +To be concentrated in one place" +"See what is passed off, and do a","loop-de-loop, yellow is. See +what is passed off, and do a loop-de-loop, +yellow is, yellow is. See +what is passed off, and do a loop-de-loop, +yellow is. See +what is passed off, and do a loop-de-loop, +yellow is, yellow is. See +what is passed off, and do a loop-de-loop, +yellow is. See +what is passed off, and do a loop-de-loop, +yellow is, yellow is." +Out on the river,"Everything’s a mess +The first mate is tired +And the captains overstressed +She’s unimpressed +With the boats +Down along the valley +They’re trying to build a wall +But the bluster in their veins +Makes it impossible +Won’t work at all +This much we know +And if you took all the scientific progress +And measured it against the unknown +It wouldn’t fill a single cup +On God’s nightstand, oh no +Up on the mountain +They’re licking lots of frogs +Dream the secret universe +But wake and it’s all lost +That’s just the cost +Of doing what you have to do +Here in this apartment +I’m trying not to faint +Balancing between +What I am and what I ain’t +The lines are straight +It’s time that’s all askew" +There are many birds in this world,"And almost all of them can fly +I am a penguin, I am a penguin +And so I ask why +Why can't I fly? +This dumb piece of rope can stop me +Why can't I fly? +Evolution is dumb it's so obnoxious +Ostriches and chickens +I guess we're in the same boat +But Ostrich is tall and Chickens can jump +So they could deal with this rope +I can survive for two months +Without any food at all +But I'm tripped up buy a tiny rope +That's barely inches tall" +They’re chopping down another tree,"Broken branches fall around me +The disregard for human life +Reflected in their tired eyes +When the birds have flown +There’ll be nothing left to call our home +They’re spitting hate and dropping bombs +Motherless child and childless moms +Men with guns crack your skull +Unfurl their banners of capital +When the birds have flown +There’ll be nothing left to call our home +All the squirrels are chattering nuts +Poking, prodding, spilling their guts +Playing games and lying around +Second fiddle while the ship goes down +When the birds have flown +There’ll be nothing left to call our home +Light the candles for the ones +Who defended life when the death comes +There is nowhere left to hide +When even the trees are occupied" +Uh yeah And,"CatsKillsConf recap song day two Otherwise +known as on the Roller +Coaster Everything +you've ever worked on leads to what you're +working on right now Did +Dennis make it sound like a rocket ship +He's sorry but that's not what it's about +It's more like a roller coaster More +like a roller coaster Camping +hasn't changed since the Civil +War and Michael's +stepping in to fill a need Distributed +campsites and Uber +drivers of the woods No +more Wiccans +under the full moon drinking me on that +roller coaster Riding +on that roller coaster and guilting people into +action doesn't work Going +after the same 20 million people doesn't work +Kate Jordan's +looking for solutions that nobody else sees And +Jesus was a refugee And +no matter where you are on the track +you can only go forward never back And +scientists don't know why You +can remember the past but not the future +On that roller coaster on that rollercoaster Kate +Hartman she's all up in your business It's +not about wearables it's about what they can +bring She's +not thinking about tech she's thinking about design +With the shrug hoodie and the bicep wings +And James +Hoffew is standing in his studio feeling like +Bruce Nauman +He simply ain't And +now he's working cross disciplines Teaching +computer viruses to sing and paint On +that roller coaster On +that roller coaster Katie +London looked at the 311 data and well +now this does not look fun Oh +she's setting out to make it interesting She +set out to make it mean something And +no matter where you are on the track +you can only go forward never back And +scientists don't know why You +can remember the past but not the future +On that roller coaster On +that roller coaster On +that roller coaster Thank +you I'm +going to do one more for you One +or two more I don't know one more +depending on how it goes" +The average person spends,"2 weeks of their life kissing +French kissing can prevent cavities +man's beard grows fast +When he anticipates sex +The average man is 5 inches when erect +SEX! +It's so interesting! +SEX! +It's so interesting! +Women who read romance novels +Have sex twice as often as those who don't +Men on average +Think about sex every seven seconds +Each day there are over +120 million people doing it all over the world +Sex burns 360 calories per hour +So let's go lose some weight together +SEX! +it's so interesting! +SEX! +It's so interesting! +SEX! +Everybody does it! +SEX! +Everybody wants it! +Ithyphallophobia +is a morbid fear of seeing +thinking about or having an erect penis. +Formicophilia +is a fetish for having +small insects crawl on your genitals. +95% of women shave their privates +only 16% of men do that +90% of men masturbate +and 65% of women do that +sex is the safest tranquilizer +in the world +10 times more effective than valium +1.1 million men +and 800,000 women in the united states +have never had sex" +faces long forgotten,"races long since run +corridors of de ja vu +where the impossible is done +crazy are the doctors +lazy is the nurse +broken are the bones +from bad to worse" +There is no ethical consumption in capitalism No,"matter what you do no matter who you +are somewhere you're hurting somebody from afar or +up close It +doesn't mean that you shouldn't try I mean +that you can't ask why but it's not +your fault And +it's not your fault That +is what I want to tell you today +Someone say it's about harm reduction Someone +say just who the fuck cares I say +just do what you can And +I don't blame anyone No +no Except +maybe billionaires People +enable There +is no ethical consumption Capitalism +So So +what are you going to do Just +do your best Be +good to one another all the time if +you can If +you If +you can" +Why,"If you can find any time +What do you got to do +What do you got to do +What if you can see what it's done to be +What do you have to lose +What do you have to lose +What do you have to +What do you have to lose +What do you have to +What do you have to lose +Oh take another look +You might find it in a book +What do you have to do +What do you have to do +What do you have to lose this time +On all your friends +What do you have to lose this time +This time +Oh open the window +It's the only way you know +What do you have to lose +What do you have to do" +"The sun is shining so bright, so bright","The sun is shining alright, alright oh… +The sun is shining, I’m feeling a little bit better +Go outside and dance afoot +Go outside and dance with your feet, oh +Go outside and dance if you’re feeling a little bit better +If better is the way you feel +Then dance it, then dance it +If better is the way you feel +Then dance it, then dance it +Everybody +If better is the way you feel +Then dance it, then dance it +If better is the way you feel +Then dance it, then dance it" +I don't have time for this now I'm,"just barely in this house I don't have +anything to give you I think if you're +gonna live your life Then +you give more than you take And +if you live you like you should make +every mistake that you can This +guitar is never end in tune And +I don't know what to do I've +tried to mess with the neck and things +But nothing seems to work Work +it all So +I just keep playing as best I can +Yes I keep But +I'm just a man That's +m a m I got nothing left to +give you And +I think if you're gonna live your life +You should give a moment you take Or +if you could If +you could make every mistake every month" +You fall for everyone’s tricks,"Play with fire in a house made of sticks +As if it weren’t enough to burn it down +You’ve got to go and act the clown +You bring us right up to the brink +Your animals come to the well to drink +As if your voice alone were the sound +You’ve got to go and act the clown +You say that nothing matters at all +There’s a secret door beneath the water fall +But to get to it you got to drown +You’ve got to go and act the clown +You’ve got no shame and no remorse +Bankruptcy, death and divorce +Seem to make you stronger pound for pound +You’ve got to go and act the clown +Everybody knows your kryptonite +Put the tv on mute bring up the lights +But no ones willing to mess around +So you’ve got to go and act the clown" +It's so quiet,"I can't relax +I'm carrying sixteen tons of coal +In 5 backpacks +I'm doing the best I can with +Everything I've got +I'm thinking all the way through +Every single thought +I'm seeing what I am +And what I'm not +Take me +For what I am +Shake me +I'll clap my hands +I can understand what +You're hesitant to shake your butt, but +I'll go +Wherever you lead +I'll grow +Into what you need +I'll be so complete +There'll be no doubt when you're done with me +Have you seen the bitter snow +Melting on the sidewalk +It falls away as you go +You go and go you don't stop +Bough breaks +And the baby falls +All it takes +Is one good cause +And alls fair in love and laws +But my heartbeat gives you pause +Summertime come +Summertime go +Sidewalk numb +Covered in snow +We throw down push come to shove +It all adds up to melting love +Have you seen the bitter snow +Melting on the sidewalk +It falls away as you go +You go and go you don't stop +I hold +My enemies close +I'm told +That's how it goes +Brushing noses with the host +She's pale moonlight just like a ghost +I'll go +Wherever you lead +I'll grow +Into what you need +I'll be so complete +There'll be no doubt when you're done with me" +and i often think i believe 'em,"cause money tends bring me down +creativity is the opposite of money +but they're often intertwining +it's a fact you can't avoid +Michelangelo had the pope +Michael Jackson he had Sony +Religions and multinational corporations +But the rest of us have each other +To support and to rely on +To bring to fruition +what we're undertaking +kick kick kick +come on do the kickstarter +let's stretch and make +and kick harder +let the creativity free +kick kick kick +let's all do the kickstarter +let's create and kick smarter +i'll kick you and you’ll kick me +i'll kick you and you’ll kick me +i'll kick you and you’ll kick me +Kick it one time +Kick it two times +It’s a kick in the pants +Let’s play kick the can +And ain’t that a kick in the head +Jesus cast the money people out of the temple +because he saw their work as evil +he called them a den of thieves +if i could rid the world of money +wave a wand of collaboration +i would do it in a heartbeat +leonardo had ludovico +lady gaga she’s got interscope +rich people and multinational corporations +But the rest of us have each other +To support and to rely on +To bring to fruition +what we're undertaking +kick kick kick +come on do thekickstarter +let's stretch and make +and kick harder +let the creativity free +kick kick kick +let's all do the kickstarter +let's create and kick smarter +i'll kick you and you can kick me +kick it one time +kick it two times +it's a kick in the pants +let's play kick the can +I’ll kick you and you’ll kick me" +Driving driving driving driving driving driving Are,"we going to see a rainbow Are +we going to see it rain It +rained on us a lot It +rained on us There +was a line at the charging station Now +we're driving driving And +we're almost there There +there 44 more more 44 4 40 more +than 40 And +we're gonn It's +not raining anymore Turn +off the wipers It's +not raining anymore 70 miles an hour is +the speed limit 70 miles an hour is +And we gotta charge our SO9 +devices and we got a charge Lincoln +Lincoln Look +Look out Link +Look out Link +There's a hinox in the road There's +a hinox in the street And +we're gonna be there soon And +we're gonna be t" +Through Germany’s countryside,"The river rolls on and on and on and on +Towns on the opposite shore +River rolls on some more +Rolls on some more +Cuz it’s just a sleepy ol’ train ride +Wandering through Germany’s countryside" +Life seems to have wanted,"To close this big old loop +3 years to the day +3 years to the day +I'm back in the place I was +When I flew the coop +3 years to the day +3 years to the day +I've changed so much +And this place feels the same +Somehow feels smaller +I guess it's just my brain +Packing up a big old +Van full of stuff +Learning somewhere along the line +That love is not enough +Same old streets and buildings +Lamppost and the signs +Stretchy inconsistent +Unpredictable time" +I have a stomach ache and my studio is cold,"The heat won't come on +I don't know why +I got a stomach ache and the studio is cold +So now +I'm gonna take a" +Where do you get off,"Telling me what to do all the time +I know once I was lost +And you showed me things I could never find +But my powers have come in now +And I’ve got more confidence +And you’ve got me doing things +That simply don’t make sense +So where do you get off +Making this as difficult as you do +You act like your the boss +And everybody should just have to bow down to you +But I know what I am doing +Of that you can be sure +So I don’t need your help +In the coming, darkening war +I am trained and I am ready +To do everything I must +And all I need from you is faith +All I need is trust +So please just get off +My back and let me on my own +Recognize the cost +Of this strength that you have grown +No matter what the future holds +I’ll think back to the times +We spent in all the darkened caves +All the mountains you made me climb +And when I am victorious +When the trumpets sound my name +I’ll share that victory with you +It’ll be yours to claim" +Don’t be a flying monkey You,"had power all along Get +those front line managers Singing +the same song Engage +senior leaders They +eat those numbers OOOOO +Start the conversation If +not you, who Don’t +think of change as a project - It’s +an experience What’s +our promise to employees - Are +we keeping that promise Disappointment +is the gap between - Expectation +and reality Change +rarely goes as planned - It’s +ok to show vulnerability There +was a janitor at NASA +- When +asked what do you do He +didn’t say I clean latrines - He +said I help to put men on the +moon Employees +are so unengaged - Outsourcing +to HR +is the cause And +8 people out of 50,000 - Have +not seen the wizard of oz Everybody +hated Ruth +- For +3 whole months She +killed the email distro lists - No +one knew where they came from She +brought order to the chaos - She +brought all the Pam’s +together They +send 85 different - Versions +of the newsletter Gotta +find your Bubba +- Give +em a name and a face Make +sure they’re based on data - And +not assumption based Gotta +connect with someone - Always +have someone in mind Now +let’s look into Bubba’s +eyes one more time" +It’s a Jew Fro quarantine,"And I’m going inane +All I want to do is scream +The world has changed +I got my Jew Fro +(He’s got his Jew Fro) +I try to go +with the flow +But I’m neurotic takes a toll +I got my Jew Fro +(He’s got his Jew Fro) +I try to roll +But my soul +Is a neurotic jew fro +Yeah it’s a Jew Fro quarantine +I’m feeling like shit +The future was a dream +We’re living in it" +What I had for breakfast is no surprise,"You dance like an ant dying in a puddle +You tore the truth down, and you made it all muddled +I love you, baby +I really do +I love you, baby +Oh oh oo +I love you baby +It’s a firetruck +I love you baby +It’s in my gut +The leaves on an autumn morning +That fall down and without warning +There’s snow on a day in warm spring +mid May may not mean a thing +throw another log onto the fire +burn all them bridges until you run out of desire +you rock and a hard place yourself to death +the fluid in your lungs is a long, cold breath +I love you, baby +I really do +I love you, baby +Oh oh oo +I love you baby +It’s a firetruck +I love you baby +It’s in my gut +The leaves on an autumn morning +That fall down and without warning +There’s snow on a day in warm spring +mid May may not mean a thing" +Tell you all a little story,"About a tiki bar down in Ocean City +There’s a couple of guys who were far from pretty +But the drinks are strong and the jokes are witty +Bulldog and The Dude +They got a radio show from 6 to 10 +They call it “The Rude Awakenin” +From New Jersey down to Maryland +Bulldog and The Dude x3 +On St. Patty’s Day, The Dude was nude +The police thought this was mighty rude +He’s banned from 7-11 for good +Bulldog and The Dude +Well another time there was a feud +Between John Smith and The Dude +But poor John Smith’s hair was screwed +Bulldog and The Dude +When Ocean City decided pants were moot +Folks driving on their morning commute +Got a full on view of Dude’s loot +Bulldog and The Dude +Porn stars to lawyers, celebrities +They interview all personalities +Cuz if someone’s got something to say +They say it to Bulldog and The Dude +Bulldog and The Dude x4 +Yeah!" +Once upon a time there were ponies ,"and all the ponies died +And at the stroke of midnight, +zombie ponies ride +Zombie, zombie pony, zombie pony, zombie pony +Zombie, zombie pony, zombie pony, zombie pony +Oh yeah!" +Testing out juliana’s camera,"Because mine broke +My iPhones got a great camera +but it’s not perfect, no no +I got a tickle in my throat +I hope I’m not getting sick +Jupiter is sick again and I’m sad +Oh no no no" +10 louisiana state senators,"Voted against a bill +Outlawing bestiality +Will I name them now yes i will +John Alario +Jack Donahue +Jonathan Perry +Neil Riser +Dan Claitor +Ryan Gatti +Bret Allain +Jim Fannin +Gerald Long +And Beth Mizell +When it comes to beastiality +They’re all just like oh well" +Everything is dangerous and by definition nothing is,"safe Nothing +is safe and I'm +sitting here wondering what I should I only +know three chords on the guitar they go +like this yes that's what they are that's +what I am If +I'm just the accumulated knowledge of a lifetime +Is that all I'm +meant to be Counting +count and 1 2 all the way to +Kalamazoo Timbuktu +I don't know about you but I'm +going down with the ship with the ship +with the ship the ship Everything +is dangerous and by definition that means nothing +safe at all Everything +is dangerous Even +going outside you might die a horrible death +anytime Cause +it won't stay in tune I don't know +what I should do about it today Sitting +here wondering what I should say Sing +about trying to hold my hand into eternity +Trying to hold my hand Trying +to hold my hand" +i know i've never seen you dance,"but i can tell, i can tell +i liked you right away when i met you +no one that meets you will ever forget you +kate mginnty means smoking hot redhead +you're really good at naming things, that's what ivory said +you've got a cat named julius, and he is orange +and it was 30 years ago that you were born +happy birthday bumble girl bumble bee +kate mginity" +Jumping off another rock,"And down into the grass +Climb up and jump again +Make the feeling last +The days are getting shorter +I ain’t getting ready +But then the TV shows me +Grahams made of Teddy +I don’t want this dream to end +I don’t want to descend +Back into routine +I’m a boy not a machine +Don’t wake me up +Climb another tree +And then build another lean to +Spend the day with video games +You didn’t even mean to +Don’t forget your helmet +When you’re rolling down the road +Watch the stars +While your marshmallow explodes +I don’t want to know the truth +Don’t wanna lose another tooth +My stomach is in knots +I don’t want to watch the clock" +ALIEN: We were born on a warm summer day,"10,000 strong and +HOODY: +Nobody cared we sat there lost in space +Oh for so long then +CIGERETTE: +Suddenly the people came, the flood gates opened up +MOHAWK: +Aliens and zombies, apes, they could not get enough +MESSY HAIR + PINK LIPS: +And by the end of the day we had all gone +Into the loving arms of our new home +RED HAIR +SUNGLASSES: +Can’t you see? +It was we? +PURPLE HAT + RED HAIR +Look what you’ve done to us +You left us be hi ind +Lost in the ether collecting dust +Out of sight out of my ind +ALIEN: +There was a flaw in our code +It was not our fault +Without a second thought +You depra depra cated +CIGERETTE +Yeah It was just like that +We were tossed aside +Infiltrated oh, impersonated +SUNGLASSES +You have ignored us for too long +The time has come +MESSY HAIR +We just want what’s rightfully ours +The punk kingdom +CIGERETTE +Tech C E Os celebrities the flood gates opened up +MOHAWK: +Aliens and zombies, apes, they could not get enough +RED HAIR +SUNGLASSES: +Can’t you see? +It should be me? +MESSY HAIR + PINK LIPS: +We have to watch as all the little fakers +Are so sweetly embraced by the whole wide world" +Maybe,"I don't live enough maybe +I don't live enough do you have anything to say +Do you have anything to say at all +Maybe +I don't do enough maybe +I don't do enough do you have anything to say +Do you have anything to say +You know who am +I +Who am +I +Who am +I +Who am +I +Who am +I +Who am +I +Who am +I +Who am +I +Maybe +I don't spit enough maybe +I don't spend enough do you have anything to say +Do you have anything to say +Enough +Maybe +I don't walk enough maybe +I don't run do you have anything to say +Do you have anything to say at all +Who am +I +Who am +I +Who am +I +Who am +I +Who am +I +Who am +I +Who am +I +Who am +I +I don't know +I don't know +I don't know +I just don't +I just don't know +I know no no no maybe +I don't play enough maybe +I don't play enough do you have anything to say +Do you have anything to say +Yeah yeah at all +Maybe +I don't dance enough maybe +I don't dance enough do you have anything to say +Who am +I +Who am +I +Who am +I +Who am +I +Who am +I +Who am +I +Who am +I +Who am +I +Who am +I +I don't know +I don't know +I don't know +I +I just don't know +I just don' +B +E +G sharp and +D sharp how you tune in has that nice thing that thing +Okay" +What's going on in San Francisco?,"And is it inevitable? +Who is the city for: +The incredibly rich or the incredibly poor ? +You talk about changing the world +But this world seems so familiar +You can't change the world +Until you change yourself +(HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY +What's going on in San Francisco? +And which way should the city go? +Onward forward progress progress +No matter the cost, no matter the homeless +Everybody follow your dream +YOLO FOMO baby +This city is built on dreams +So dream big and dream crazy +In the days of 49 when the gold flowed like wine +You were either thirsty +Or you were overflowing +You might strike it rich but the miners are in the ditch +Lungs füll of soot and their anger growing +What's going on in San Francisco? +One hand push while the other hand pull +From the golden gate to the tower of coit +Say innovate or say exploit" +it's a medical emergency,"fights are breaking out +and i'm running out of tea +break dancers are breaking down the doors +with funky moves made out of +nostalgic 80s toys and lego bricks +and i'm the only witness left +to a crime that left innocence dead +they say it was an accident +but that's only half the truth +hey big spender +your the donald trump of crooks +hey defriender +we were friends on the 'ol Facebook +hey new mothers +don't name your children after me +cause it's likely to cause them pain +is there a waterfall? +cause i'd like to jump right in +i was born after all +to go chasing them +hot tubs hotter and hot dog slaughter +and milk cow mooing above +the moon jumped over a 4 leaf clover of love +and i'm the only witness to +a sign that things are changing soon +but i'd like to share with you +the truth" +Gimme those retweets,"Gimme those likes +I’ve gotten up early +And had long nights +Down this long dark road +I’ve been making my way +With a mind of ice +And a heart of flame +Yeah yeah yeah +I guess we’ll see +I don’t have any feeling +Left in my limbs +My time and my patience +Are both wearing thin +Nothing I’ve seen +Or said or done +Could prepare me for +What has begun +I could have been +Born someone else +So could you +But you’re yourself +And I am me +Whatever that’s worth +One half blessing +One half curse" +I’m not breaking barriers,"I’m not Disney Plus +I’m not Gordon Gecko +Born out of the dust +I’m not a singing sailor +I’m not a country fool +I’m not a walking pyramid +Searching for renewal +I’m not understanding +I’m not overwrought +I’m lost in the meaning +Of being sold and bought +I’m not clocked and loaded +I’m not dressed and barred +I’m not buried in the between +The house and the yard +I’m not quite a stranger +I’m not just a thing +I’m not made of protons +That twirl and sing +I’m not made of metal +I’m not ready made +I’m not gonna tell you +That I was gonna stay +I’m not coordinated +I’m not a bridled horse +I’m not not a nuisance +That’s guided here by force +I’m not inky madness +I’m not very bright +But somehow I still do this +Every day and night +I am not what you believe in +I am not what you divine +I am not who you’re expecting +Most of the time +I am not lost in the shuffle +I am not gone at all +I am not anything quite like +The pride before the fall +I am not facing extinction +I am not sure I exist +I am not sure anyone +Can go on like this +I’m not right or wrong here +I’m not on the roof +I’m not looking for anything +Least of all proof" +I have a friend,"Who I’d like you to meet +His name is Songatron +His name is Songatron +I fill him with ideas +And he spits out all these songs +He’s a Songatron +He’s a Songatron +Songatron.com +Songatron.com +When I’m feeling lonely +He looks me in the eye +And says Songatron, I’m a Sonagtron +He can make me laugh +He can make me cry +He’s a Songatron +He’s a Songatron +Songatron.com +Songatron.com +Songatron.com +Songatron.com +Songatron.com +Songatron.com +Sing along +Sing along +Sing along +With Songatron +.com" +On the other side of the world Somebody,"just like you they look like you do +everything you do on your side of the +world there's your twin and if it weren't +for all time you might be best of +friends Oh +but you can't get there from here No +you can get there from here No +you can't get there from here No +no And +time is an illusion Keeps +us in a cave Time +is just confusion we turn the book page +by page by page Space +is an illusion too there's more of it +than you think Oh +space is just a delusion oh yeah We're +bound to this world oh yeah Because +you can get there from here No +you can get there from here No +you can't get there from here You +can't get there from here You +can't get there from here Everybody +lives in some place and sometime those are +the rules of our life Clouds +coming down Rain +on sun shining on the this moment right +here Space +and time mixing all together oh that's what +I'm telling you You +can't get there you can't get there Can't +get there from here You +can't get there can't get there you can't +get here" +I look once and turn away,"I look twice and then i say +nobody saw the deal +Nobody tells me how to feel +I got another chance and so +On the tip of my tounge +another thought and now it’s gone +which story gonna tell +ends bad or ends well +on must to the show +i pick up my things and go +pull back the curtain thread +do your best to not be dead +hold yourself in high regard +screaming at your screen so hard +but you can’t lay me low +i just pick up my things and go" +Snowballs are flying all over the place,"We kicked the snowman’s head all around +The snowman, he had a really good taser +(Yeah) +And that’s why we had to knock him down +Tom fell of the sled and he hit his head +And then Mike ran over his head +But he was dead +Eager to split +Leda chased after all of the snowballs +She ran up the hill and bit the sled +The sled started moving and she went with it +She fell and landed in the great big snow bed +She knocked the snowman down +Knocked him all around +And he fell with a great big sound +Down to the ground +Yah yoo yah yah x9 +Yeah" +Have you heard about Turtles,"No, what about Turtles +They are fearless and unafraid +They've got a fighter pilot attitude +fighter pilot attitude? +and they use what nature gave +They think clean +They keep a clean head +Have a lot of fun and recognize the fact +That you never get anyplace unless you stick out your neck +have you heard about turtles +what about turtles +they always come out on top +they can dace the night away +dance with the best of them +dance and they don't stop +they got a hard hard shell +but they're soft on the inside +and they know just what it takes +to go slowly through this world +and make a lot of mistakes" +It's time to move it's moving time it's,"September 1st and it's cold outside I mean +it's hot it's hot outside it's moving time +I'm in a hotel room waiting for my +wife should be coming here soon soon it's +September 1st and I'm +looking at the moon except there's no moon +there's no moon it's time to move and +it's moving time Open +your ears Open +up your eyes oh it's time to move +it's moving moo in time it's time to +move it's moving time I got ideas but +I'm not I'm +not I'm +not I'm +not quite sure how to make them real +how to feel like there be a deal +it's moving time Time +to move I got nothing to give Got +nothing to prove oh September +1st that's what I said it's September +1st inside of my head and also according +to the calendar" +I paused on the bridgeTo watch the river,"Admire the snow And +my thoughts meander I missed my flight Now +I’m here til November +And I may as well Visit +the tundra It’s +time to stop It’s +time to stop It’s +time to stop It’s +time to stop I paused on the bridge +The trees were laughing I straightened my tie +As geese were passing I thought of you +When we were happy And +oh I started snapping It’s +time to stop It’s +time to stop It’s +time to stop It’s +time to stop One +of the things about making a Song +A Day +is often you have to make a song +in less than ideal conditions. , written and +recorded 12 years ago today in the JetBlue +Terminal of LAX. +The NFT +of this song/video drops right now on OpenSea. +Song A +Day #5 is now for sale! Two +firsts: first video, first song in an airport. +Problem: My +flight was too early to do my song +before, but I was arriving too late (because +of layovers) to do it when I arrived. +Solution: Write +and record the song in the terminal." +Dencun finalized on Holesky (hole lets sky),"Next stop main net let’s go +Blobs for everyone +(It’s a party) +YOU GET A BLOB! +YOU GET A BLOB! +Dencun +everybody is ready for you +Gonna pay less fees on L2s +Blobs for everyone +Let’s fucking go +WE ARE ALL HOLE LETS SKY BLOBS ON THIS BLESSED DAY" +close the door,"open the lid +you keep it in the open +you keep it well hid +you better kick off the dust +you better do what you must +to rustle up steampunk +rest of us +oh oh +oh oh x3 +oh oh +fancy free with your nancy pants +you hide in hampers and jump on plants +you kill a slug and worship ads +better never tell the story of your romance +mix the metaphor with a little salt +earthquake coming and it's not your fault +lines breaking tectonic shift +major fall and the minor lift" +You live at the bottom of the Indian Ocean,"You live in hydrothermic vents +and your shell is made of iron +You don’t ever have to eat +Bacterial symbiosis +You got iron on your feet +You are in danger of extinction +Scaly foot gastropod +Everybody loves what you got +Volcano snail, volcano snail ok +Scaly foot gastropod +Along the ocean floor you plod +Volcano snail, volcano snail ok +Your heart is a massive beating drum +Your gut is totally underdeveloped +You don’t have tentacles +And you don’t have eyes +You don’t need any of that +You live out your lives +Several miles beneath the ocean" +Screw you man,"I coulda been a wolf +But instead I'm just this monstrosity +I got these short, short legs +My back is a wreak +I can barely run and I can barely breathe +You bread me for my looks +With no thought for my internals +My heart is weak and my nose is outta whack +So screw you man +I coulda been a wolf +Instead I'm on the verge of heart attack +I coulda been a wolf +I coulda been a wolf +I coulda been out there in the wild +But you shaped me and you molded +Some parts longer some parts folded +Playing God like some sick sadistic child +Playing God like some sick sadistic child +Screw you man +I coulda been a wolf +But no I'm just too big for my own good +I can't eat off of the ground +My throat is all a screwy +I want to sit right in your lap I wish I could +You gave me all these feelings +i'm clumsy and I'm tame +I need you though I could eat you in three bites +Screw you man +I coulda been a wolf +this life is really lame +I could be out there stalking through the night +Screw you man +I coulda been wolf +But instead I'm just a shaking little mess +I'm angry all the time +and I'm scared of everything +You made me this way now this is what you get +I don't want your stupid toys +Don't try to baby talk +I just want to be left right alone +Screw you man +I coulda been a wolf +I could be out there howling at the moon" +Thank you for buying a song a day,"It truly means so much to me +Now I will explain how the minting works +It’s a little bit different +Most drops like PFPS +They do their randomness off the chain +Take jpegs, shuffle them +When they’re minted, it’s a random thing +Song A Day ain’t like that +There’s an order to these songs +1 is 1 and 2 is 2 +And on and on and on and on +So we had to find a way +To mint them randomly +We invented something new +I’m explaining it you +You just minted a voucher +That corresponds to a single song +We got some fancy math +That makes it fair for everyone +All you have to do my friend +Is redeem that voucher now +And then you’ll have the Song A Day +And you’re eligible for Song A DAO +We searched hi and lo +Through many iterations +This way is the best +Thanks for your patience +We had to find a way +To mint them randomly +By now you have your song +And I would like to say" +"Deep in the forests of Middle Earth,","Lived a turbo toad of turbo worth, +Token was his given name, +Faster than lightning he became +Turbo Toad Token, +hopping fast and free, +Ruling the lands, +of hobbits and trees, +With a mighty jump +and a croak or two, +There's no other toad that +can do what he can do. +Rumors spread far and wide, +Of a toad much quicker than Gandalf’s ride +Dwarves and elves would gather near, +To see Token toss the javelin spear +Even Gandalf was impressed, +When Token leaped above his head, +The wizard smiled and tipped his hat, +Knowing Token was where it's at +So if you're ever in the need, need for speed, +Just say TurboToken 3 times 3 +You will have his helmet gold +In your quest to make middle earth whole" +"Some you will remember, most you will forget","Video after video, oh The +lol cats, they’re everywhere you go But +there’s only one cat for me I said +there’s only one cat for me He +loves boxes of all sizes and shapes He +jumps in them and then he escapes Maru +we love you Our +hears are a series of cardboard boxes For +you to jump in, get stuck in and +fall in love with And +we will build you a physically impossible matryoshka +box With +layers infinite jump in it, and in it +Maru we love you Our +hears are a series of cardboard boxes For +you to jump in, get stuck in and +fall in love with And +we will build you a physically impossible matryoshka +box With +layers infinite jump in it, and in it +Maru we love you Our +hears are a series of cardboard boxes For +you to jump in, get stuck in and +fall in love with And +we will build you a physically impossible matryoshka +box With +layers infinite jump in it, and in it" +I wish all these people would stop,"running for president +Billionaires already on top +who aren’t simply content +To have all the money +They want the White House too +Random motherfuckers +Who think they are0 better than you +Stop running for president +Nobody wants you +Stop running for president +I wish all these people would stop +Running for president +Mediocre dudes who don’t know when to drop +Out and get the message +The nerve of these people +To think they should run +I want to put them into a rocket +And shoot them into the sun" +You’ve been trapped,"And abused +Forced to provide +For some pale ass long haired dude +How did you get here +We may never know +But I’m gonna free +Your matrimony tentacles +You’re making apples +And PVC silk +God like powers +Bent to their will +All the while +In the stars above +Dream of being reunited +Tentacle love" +Hulk have feeling too,"Hulk feel sad and blue +Hulk feel happy good +Hulk feel lot of mood +Hulk have feeling +Hulk have feeling +Hulk have feeling too +Hulk have feeling too +He feel them for you +He feel up and down +He feel all around +Hulk have feeling in morning time +Hulk have feeling in the night" +Don’t let it get you down,"In the space that you surround +Your heart beat might be the only sound +But don’t let it get you don’t +Everything you got’s finite +And you’ve got it wrapped up tight +Your close to letting go but not quite +Everything you got’s finite +We’re told stories when we’re young +Live in the moment before it’s gone +Life is punishment and fun +Is never in the cards +I never knew what to believe +So many words flying at me +It brought me down to my knees +Before I stood up and called +Don’t let it bring you down +When there’s no end to what you can’t figure out +You’ll never get all the answers now +Don’t let it bring you down +When you feel like you got nothing left +That’s when you never know what you’ll get +Could be orderly or a mess +When you feel like you got nothing left +When you’ve been filled up to the top +It’s ok if you want to stop +Hide away and belly flop +Down into your hole +When you’re ready to emerge +You’ll find that all the mystic words +Suddenly fall into the dirt +And won’t affect your soul +Don’t let it get you down +In the space that you surround +Your heart beat might be the only sound +But don’t let it get you don’t" +It’s crazy all the moments that had to go right,"Just for you to be here alive +Every single little piece +Or I could be you and you could be me +I’ve written over 3000 songs +And I write about this a lot +It’s something that is on +My mind an awful lot +An amoeba wiggling down in the depths +To an ancestor beating his chest +To your parents and them doing the deed +It feels like an impossibility +So just the fact that you are alive +Doesn’t add up if you run it over your mind +And life is so hard, from the moment you fall +I think it’s random, no reason at all +And then I think about the planets out there +The universe expanding in every direction +What kinds of forces are guiding us +Way out there just beyond detection" +This fluffy tail won’t wiggle or wag,"Drifting on the wind like a plastic bag +This fluffy tail won’t dance for you +But if you ask nice there’s so much we could do +Come to the front +Of the castle if you want +To sing under the sun +If you want +This fluffy tail don’t belong at sea +I dream of red skies when I sleep +This fluffy tail demands a place +And if you ask nice we can catch waves" +She's got a full time job and a baby to boot,"When she comes home she puts the tv on mute +There's a robot on a comet somewhere in space +But the house is a mess just look at this place +Don't talk to me about progress +When you're the ones who got us into this mess +He's got a mind full heroes and a god complex +Failure to him looks just like success +And yet he clings to the idea that he's owed +The woman and the fortune and the story he's told +She's leveled up her warrior and she's ready to fight +Some dude's getting his ass kicked tonight +He's wandering around like he owns the place +And oh god damn she handed him his face +Now he's down at the walmart buying a gun +He found her address on some forum +She's just putting her baby to sleep +He's muttering something about the people are sheep" +Journey Through,"the Center +of a Carrot +- Dari +and Tefe +follow the clues on a meandering quest and +discover a sleepy place just under the swamp. +At the bottom of the swamp Where +the mud mutts grow There’s +a pocket of light That’s +set to explode And +when it does The +concentric rings Will +touch everybody And +give them wings Too +fly Dani +ain’t afraid of what might come In +the thunderstorm or drummy drum drum But +Tefe feels a little like the leaf Being +blown about all along the breeze The +breeze There’s +not much you can do to protect Yourself +from a universe that’s mean as heck All +you can do is do your best To +be kind to everyone and get obsessed With +love" +July 17th,"Grab all your emoji +It’s World Emoji Day +We’re having a party +All around the world +All across the globe +Get on a plane and watch the sunset go +It doesn’t matter who you are +Everybody uses Emoji +Party popper Fireworks Balloon +Party dress Women with bunny ears +Dancing lady, it’s World Emoji Day party +It starts in New Zealand +Then spreads across the earth +You are Emoji Royalty +If Emoji day is the same day as your birth +Ride a camel +Ride a bullet train +Eat a mushroom +Kiss a bee +It doesn’t matter who you are +Everybody uses Emoji" +Gary the gerbil loved collecting,"Mommy said that was the gerbil way +In the metaverse Gary started connecting +To many other gerbils who did this all day +First punks, then apes, then a fuckin' troll +Before long, his collection was out of control +He remembered his mommy +and those words she had said +""Don't spill your seed for anyone, +lose them and you're dead"" +G/F# thing +Gary thought he knew better, he was a degen after all +He knew where his seeds were he was sure +Then winter came and when it had thawed +He went back to where he thought they were +Oh no, they were gone. He did not know why +Other gerbils knew Gary was NGMI" +On chain versus on chain It's,"the battle of a century We +haven't had arguments like this since nifty versus +nifty And +we need metal metaphor just like we always +been Old +chain versus old chain Tell +me which is there all Chain +versus unchained baby Old +chocolate chain Baby +on chain Brothers +on chain Are +you a dash now No +The decisions that we make today will have +enormous ramifications on the future on the language +on the culture On +the future on the language on the culture +Our dream is marching Our +dream is a dream of our chain Our +dream is a" +Give me one more hit of that viral medicine,"Cause I feel like shit and I'm lost in the fog +All my instincts purged and hearts been jettisoned +All my sense dulled and my pipes are clogged +Give me one more hit of that sudden growth tumor +Cause I want it to wash over me +I'll try to be funny and you'll relate to my humor +Call attention to myself so overtly +I've been running around and I've been stressing myself out +I can never seem to find the hours in the day +The sun moves overhead, a reminder of my failure +To get things done, it's a fact I can't escape +i've been pile driving, deep sea mental diving +Trying to find what's hiding and drag it out of it's hole +I'm asking who's in charge here, who makes all the rules? +I'm in an epic movie and I'm playing every role +Give me one more hit of that virulent pathogen +I want it to spread me so far and wide +I need to clean house so I can begin again +For old time's sake, just one more time +Give me one more hit of viral shenanigans +And then I'll spit and be on my way +I've done it before and I know I can again +I can get things done, I can escape" +Way up by the water’s edge,"My big sister brought down the sledge +I fell into a dream +And I didn’t wake up until 2003 +My conscious wouldn’t let me +Let it go +And that’s all I know +I floated down to the bottom +With my cheeks puffed up +The water was so hot and +It was hot was enough +To boil my brain +And I went insane +I met the king of the under growth +He offered me a choice but I chose both +By the sword of solomon he cut me good +One half couldn’t but my other half could" +Ole Pick,"up the phone Who's +on the other side calling now I don't +know You're +gonna find out You're +gonna find out just as soon as you +pick up the phone Yes +Ole Ole +Pick up the who's on the other side +calling now I don't know You're +going to find out You're +going to find out just as soon as +you pick up the phone Pick +it up Pick +up the phone Who's +on who's on the other side Who's +on the other side calling I don't know +but the only way that you're going to +find out Only +way you'll find out Pick +up the phone" +Obsessed with Pedro,"That’s her dog +She considers him human +She’s got super long eyelashes +Erin Tomasello +Just a small town girl in LA +She’s the one with the bubbly fun +Her laugh is contagious +Donna, Jesse, Erin, and Sam +Making up the Hitmakers Clan +Each on their own would be enough +Put them together, it’s love +Love +It’s love +Jesse Tannenbaum +Is in love with his muscles +And his white teeth, too, yeah +Everything he says is sarcastic +Sam Kivi +The diva with the superman hair +The handsome daddy of the group, yeah +He does the little leaps when he’s excited +Like this, leap, leap, leap, leap +Donna, Jesse, Erin, and Sam +Making up the Hitmakers Clan +Each on their own would be enough +Put them together, it’s love +Love +It’s love" +"Mistakes, mistakes were made","From a wallet I control +Silly games, silly games were played +From a system I uphold +This wallet has been filled +With eth that it now holds +This project has been shilled +By a twitter that I control +This toilet has been pooped +By an anus that I govern +The milk is sour oops +It was left out and uncovered +This happened in a home +The deed for which I own +And I am here alone +In a body that I possess" +Your butt is showing,"It’s on your face +We all see your butt +All over the place +I’m sure your papa +Is very proud +The way you wear your butt +Way there out loud +I can see your butt +Cause it’s on your head +Your butt’s right there +Like a loaf of bread +You talk and talk +And it’s all just air +Coming out of your butt +I’m trying not to stare +Oh your butt is on your face +Your butt is on your face +It’s really a true disgrace +The way your butt is on your face +You started out fine +But soon we see +That you have lost +All credibility +Because you’re willing +To debase +Yourself like this +With a big butt face +When the curtain falls +And the truth comes down +Your butt will fall +On to the ground +You’ll look in the mirror +At your sad butt face ma +And you’ll regret +Your sphincter days" +to make you fall in love with me,"love not like a weight that's bearing down on you +i talking 'bout a love for me that's true +and a love that's loose and free +love not like this dark that i'm peering through +who are you and who am i +and where did you come from +and why do you love me? +you don't even know the dance i do +to make you look at me +look not with a pair of hungry eyes +talking bout a look that is all you +a look that really sees +look that makes my chest fall and rise +who are you and who am i +and where did you come from +and why do you love me? +the days alternate between sun and rain +between sun and rain +and so i celebrate my love i wait my love +for you to say my name +and you say it in the morning +and you say it in the evening +and you say it again, you say it again +you don't even know what i would do +to make you fall in love with me +love not like a weight that's bearing down on you +i talking 'bout a love for me that's true +and a love that's loose and free +love not like this dark that i'm peering through +who are you and who am i +and where did you come from +and why do you love me?" +"Octopus, octopi","Gonna squirt in in your eye +If you don't want get it, don't surprise +Surprise the ocopi +Octoroks in the field +Shooting rocks at my sheild +Killing them, a coin does yield +From the Octoroks in the field +Oh Octopus +we gotta stop meeting like this +Down here in the great big depth +Where I've got no air left +Oh Octopus +Do what you do, do what you must +Be my friend and gimme a hug +With your 8 legs I love" +Hey AOL,"What the hell are you doing? +Is there part of the Internet that you don’t wanna ruin +Sure Arrington’s a jerk +But he’s our jerk +Damnit +TechCrunch without him +Well it just won’t work, hey +Hey Arriana, +You’re a real smart lady +But some parts of your business +Well they seem kinda shady +From unpaid bloggers +Now you’re firing Mike +You just can’t fire someone you don’t like +Well we don’t read TechCrunch +For its high moral standards +We read it for the drama +And M.G. Siegeler’s reporting +Yeah, Arrington’s a jerk +But he’s our jerk +Damnit +You can’t have the original Enterprise +Without Captain Kirk +Just like I don’t read the Huffington Post +To find out the news +No I read it for the cute cat videos +And I read it for the booze, oh +All good websites have certain things that we like +And Eric Schoenfeld’s great, but see +He’s not Mike +When you hook up with AOL +I guess you buy into their business plan +Blogging on an assembly line +Just empty words to be packaged, and +No regard for the quality +And no regard for personality +Just autoamatons punching keys +But I was real people and ideas +Sometimes conflicted and messy +That’s what real people writing freeee +Whatever you say about Arrington +And his conflicts of interest +Man, at least he speaks his mind +No matter the consequences, oh +Hey AOL +What the hell are you doing? +Is there any part of the Internet +That you don’t wanna ruin +Please stop buying things that +I like to read +Especially sites you don’t understand +And you don’t need +Ohh yeah" +I eat a bagel and I drink some tea,"My chair squeaks and my chair squeaks +And the nerds upstairs are banging all around +It's annoying but I use the sound +I'll play some drums to annoy them back +I’m not supposed to start until twelve o'clack +But it’s only 10:30 +Whoa ah ah oh +This is my life +Whoa ah ah oh +This is my life +Some songs write themselves some don't +Some come easy and some just won't at all +Some days I'm spit and fire +Some days I'm just lost and tired +Some shaker if that's ok with you +Loop those drums cause my rhythm's stu- +Pid, I got no rhythm +Whoa ah ah oh +This is my life +Whoa ah ah oh +This is my life +I always do three verses because +Any more, and I lost interest +Any less and I feel bad +Like I'm letting you down and you'll be sad +I could add a bridge after this verse +Bad bridge or no bridge which is worse? +I can't decide +You know, I've done this before +Described the song in the song +This is what I do when +I got no path to walk along +Oh look I just modulated +For this I should be congratulated +I bet you thought this progression was boring +But now this son a bitch is simply soaring +But I’m running out of steam +I can't keep it up +One more chorus and I've had enough +Whoa ah ah oh +Got no rhythm +Whoa ah ah oh +It’s only 10:30 +Whoa ah ah oh +This is slightly out of my range +Whoa ah ah oh +This is my life" +If I wanted a sandwich,"Would you make my favorite kind +if I was panicked +Would you help me ease my mind +Would you help me +Would you help me ease my mind +If it was the first of May +Would you help me celebrate +In a solidarity way +Verbs we need to conjugate +Verbs to conjugate +It's too nice out to sit and play +My video games +If that's all I did today +I'd feel ashamed +So I'm in my darkened studio +I'm writing this song +My life is action +Marked by periods +Where nothing happens +When things have hit the skids +Things have hit the skids +I often wonder +What other people are doing right now +Do they wonder about me +Facebook could tell us anyhow +Facebook could tell us you know +If I was a song +Would you know me by heart +If I was strong +I'd have momentum from the start +Momentum from the start +My life is action +Marked by periods +Where nothing happens +Just like when I was a kid +Like when I was a kid" +"Finally, we get to play that new Super","Mario Bros. +U! Woohoo! +Just with me and Poppy. +But they're starting Super +Mario Bros. +World on the hard level! No, +Super Mario +Bros. U, +U, U! +Now it's your turn. U, +U, U, +U, U, +U, U, +U, U, +U, U, +U! No, +Super Mario +Bros. U! +It's your turn to play that new Super +Mario Bros. +game. And +this one was cold down here, had the +cars But +this one is exciting! Woohoo! +You are a bottle pool, you are a +bottle pool Do +not do this I got my mire so +I'm wet in the cold I need a +quick bottle when we're in the snow Woohoo! +You, you, you And +this is a bottle pool, I'm +wet in the cold I need a quick +bottle when we're in the snow Woohoo! +You, you, you Woohoo! +Ah, it's a new Super +Mario game here now It's +out on the Nintendo +Switch And +it's famous and popular first time playing And +who is the new Super +Mario father? Who +is the best us playing Mario +game? Now +check it out I think that's the end +No, no it's your turn No, +I think that's the end Okay, +then I'm +just gonna keep singing You're +just gonna keep singing? No, +no, let's make another song You +wanna make another song? Mm-hmm +Okay You +go first then mine I'm +looking out the window I see lots of +trees I see lots of houses But +I don't see any bees Your +turn Um, +it is a new Super +Mario game Out +on the Nintendo +Switch No, +it's a nice and how it is Ah, +they're doing it, they're doing it, they're doing +it And +here he goes Pizza, +what? Pizza, +oh, what? Here, +now No, +I'm done I'm +done, we got enough Okay, +that's a funny..." +The original,"Visual +Basic +Is a third +generation +Event driven +Programming +Language. +programmer can create an application +Using the components of Visual Basic +Over time the community of programmers +Developed their own third party components +For Visual Basic" +Do you prefer,"Cold weather +Or is your storm +Where the weathers warm +Would you fight +For +Or is it Celsius +That feels so right? +It gets hot +And it gets cold +I get lost +In the thunderstorm +It’s warming up +It’s cooling down +I’ve had enough +Wanna get out now +Is there snow +In your heart +Your barometric pressure is +off the chart +Rainbows +And cyclones +Little weather systems +In your clothes +I’m floating above the clouds +And I want to capture it +The feeling I have right now +I want to master it +The water in the Gulf +Of Mexico +Is getting warmer every day +You know +Glaciers rise +And glaciers fall +Each degree +Contains it all" +what are you thinking?,"is it time yet? +for the fairies to come out of their hiding spot? +what are you doing with that thing in your mouth? +is that a cigarette? +put it out, put it out, put it out, put it out +baby don't you know that +I'm looking for something +I find every place I look +I go with the way I cook +I know +No no no +No no no +No no no +take your time +put yourself +in your enemies shoes +when they're walking down the aisle +to the wedding song +to the everything wrong +with the world +with the state of the world +now I'm thinking that I +might have made a big mistake +I don't know how to take +what I take what I take what I take +bring it all back +bring it all back +bring it all back +when you go when you go +when you bring it all back +bring it all back +bring it all back +when you go when you go when you go" +control tab to the place that you want to go,"control that slips away the harder you hold +it's ok +it's just splattered blood +It's just a matter of +time freaking out and seeking out a place to hide +I'm creaky bones and flesh that sticks to my +sides +it's ok +it's just a cold wind +it's just a hot girl +I can't be your only one +On the telepho +You're calling +Left out in the sun too long +I'm shriveled up +And sour +Go ahead and swing that bat like you really mean it +Come on ring that bell when I've been defeated +Ding ding +Another KO +Another spectacle +Another rock show +Break down all the rules that you've counted on +Hate on how they break and you're left with new ones +It's just life +It's just a broken heart +It's just an opener +This highway that you've severed +Means no commuters ever +Get to work on time +Or get home to their families +I'll take the subway from now on +I'll ride my bike and I'll fall off +And when I hit my head I'll be somebody new" +The sky's turning pink I don't know what,"to think I'm +falling in love of what I can't get +I love today I'm +wearing a disguise I've +got salty eyes and I'm +made out of mud I've +got blood of the blood Today +today Can +you see that crowd coming down from that +cloud and it looks like rain and it +matches your pain perfectly that's not a metaphor +that's just an open door that you could +walk right through Nobody +will stop you today I've +got a beating heart and I'm +ripped apart Buy +it every day I feel too much Someday +hey hey I should just crawl in a +hole Like +a star knows mo Sensing +with my body Fending +off with karage a tea Baby +baby I'm +looking right at you but you are looking +right through I am I can't find fault +with that I just dump my hat and +say that's all right Jealousy +is a thing that you feel at night +can you move that thing that's inside your +chest Do +you know what you do better than the +best of anyone Can +you remove your head and blood spill out +your guts Can +you find it inside to say I've +had enough Enough +of this N +A F +T A" +You should be hugging You,"should hugging one another Precious +has a scar that’s healing from a knife +fight that she got in last year Shamus +seen his father He’s +in prison and I’ll +never see him again Shamus +and Precious, +why you slapping each other? You +should be hugging You +should be ??? another Precious, +oh Shamus, +oh Shamus +and Precious, +oh Precious, +oh Shamus, +oh Shamus +and Precious, +oh yeah" +I don't really want to do my song.,"I don't really want to do my song. +But you don't want to listen to it +anyway, do you? I don't really want to +do my song. I don't really want to +do my song. But +you don't really want to listen to my +song anyway, do you? Unicorn. +Unicorn. Butterfly. +Unicorn. Butterfly. +I don't really want to do my song. +I don't want to do it anyway. But +you don't want to listen to a song. +You don't want to listen anyway. So +let's go. Yeah, +let's go. Let's +go. Let's +go. I don't really want to do my +song. But +you want to listen anyway. I don't really +want to do my song. Want +to listen to it anyway. I don't think +it'll be in the right key. I don't +really want to do my song. Don't +want to listen anyway. Don't +want to listen anyway. I don't really want +to listen to my song. Now. +Uni, uni, Uni, +Uni, Uni, +Uni, Uni, +uni. Unicorn. +I don't really want to listen to my +song. Don't +want to do my song. Oh, +no. I don't really want to do my +song. You +don't want to listen anyway. I don't really +want to do my song. You +don't want to listen anyway. No, +no, you don't want to listen, but you +want to dance. No, +you want listen, but you want to dance. +Take a chance now. Wow. +Wow. Wow. +Wow. Wow. +Wow. Wow. +Wow, wow. Pippi +is home from school cause she's feeling a +little bit sick. Pippi +is home from school cause you're feeling a +little bit sick. And +I don't want to do my song. But +you don't want to listen anyway." +I wanna live on Mars,"inside a tiny rundown shack I'd +eat red dirt for breakfast lunch and dinner +and for snack I'd +live inside a bubble and go out lookin' +for trouble And +there'd be something unanticipated like a cave beneath +the rubble I'd +explore the cave like it was simply no +big deal My +bubble suit has oxygen my bubble car's got +wheels The +cave would be ginormous, inside would be a +forest And +there'd be something unanticipated like a great big +martian chorus Welcome +to Mars +We don't like bubble cars We +prefer bubble bicycles We're +nice if you're nice to us Welcome +to Mars +Please sit and watch the stars Projected +on the cave's walls Our +eggnog is amaze balls I'd +drink their eggnog sleepily and they'd make up +a bed Silvery +blanket's for the cold and red dirt pillow +for my head I'd +dream of a young universe, with no laws +and so perverse And +I'd wake in the morning with a hangover +and they'd have a cure The +martians would explain to me how it all +began Something +about a great big bang and every grain +of sand They'd +make me part of their family, I climb +the mountain, stand and see The +earth way in the distance winking blinking back +at me Welcome +to Mars +We don't like bubble cars We +prefer bubble bicycles We're +nice if you're nice to us Welcome +to Mars +Please sit and watch the stars Projected +on the cave's walls Our +eggnog is amaze balls" +You don’t want to stay around in our universe,"We want to hear what you have to say +I’ll tell you what’s the matter, anti matter +Now they’ve got me trapped +They got me a whole tenth of a second +I ain’t putting up with this crap +Anti matter, hey +Anti matter, ho +Our model of the universe needs you, bro +Anti matter, hey +Anti matter, ho +Our model of the universe needs you, bro +Yo, anti matter +Why you leave so quick? +The way we keep you here, it’s a pretty neat trick +We use magnets, of electro variety +Though for some you cause mega anxiety +Anti matter, hey +Anti matter, ho +Our model of the universe needs you, bro +Anti matter, hey +Anti matter, ho +Our model of the universe needs you, bro +Anti matter, hey +Anti matter, ho +Our model of the universe needs you, bro +Anti matter, hey +Anti matter, ho +Our model of the universe needs you, bro" +I'm getting too old for this stuff,"Hey +Steve +I'm getting too old for this stuff +This is a lot of fun +I'm getting too old +I'm getting too old +I'm getting too old for this stuff +You look marvelous +Our first president +George +Washington +Home screen privacy +Control center and +Insight +Smart script +Math notes +That's just good science right +Highlight +Metal three +Images +Continuity photos +Nod your head yes or gently shake your head no +I'm getting too old +I'm getting too old +This time on you look awesome +That tweet and +I'm willing to do this for you +Get too old +I'm getting too old +Can't innovate anymore my ass +On screen awareness +Genmoji +System +Wide +Brain +Tools +Messages +Voice isolation +Image +Playground actions inside app image 1 +Your personal context action chat +GPT the passwords app iPhone +Mirroring +I'm getting too old for this stuff +I'm getting too old for this stuff +I'm getting too old +I'm getting too old +I'm getting too old for this stuff +I'm getting too old +Brother +Phil walks in with his power +I'm getting too old for this +Stop +I'm getting too old for this +Hey +Steve +I'm getting too old for this +Hey +Steven +I want you to be the first call" +All means of conveyance ,"A number fitting of +The times that we live in +Where's my teleportation +Where's my teleportation +Can we skip the cars +That drive themselves +I don't want to fly +Where's my teleportation +Where's my teleportation +That's all" +Where I come from,"The rain falls up +Where I come from +Too little’s enough +Where I come from +Food eats you +All the lawyers sing +And the singers sue +Where I come from +The ground’s the sky +Where I come from +The oceans are dry +Where I come from +Flowers stink +Mice chase cats +Teetotalers drink +Where I come from +Steve Jobs was dumb +Miyamoto pushed paper +Where I come from +Where I come from +The moon’s the earth +curse is a blessing +And a blessing’s a curse +Where I come from +Our heads on the ground +Our feet in the air +And sight is sound +Where I come from +Money is love +Enemies are nice +And friends are rough" +But I’m a slave to this city,"And I fight in a coliseum at her behest +I wrestle lions and tigers and alligator +When I kill ‘em it ain’t pretty +There’s blood and guts all spread out like a nest +Oh, I miss my baby +I wonder where he’s at +In the morning light for all his life +He used to meow like an alley cat +If they ever free me +I’ll find him once again +And we’ll spend our days together +In the fields in Nero’s glen +And we’ll spend our days together +In the fields at Nero’s glen +And no matter how long they keep me fighting +I’m victorious every battle +And taking off my helmet I declare +That only a fool would ignore the writing +On the walls and the saddle +The seat of power is the bursting deriere +I miss my baby +I wonder where he’s at +In the morning light for all his life +He used to meow like an alley cat +If they ever free me +I’ll find him once again +And we’ll spend our days together +In the fields at Nero’s glen +Oh we’ll spend our days together +In the fields at Nero’s glen +The gates open and there’s a familiar face +It’s a moment before I place it +I’m lost in time and space +It’s my baby and now we have to fight +As the sun comes up overhead it casts his morning light +I feel the crowds’ eyes on us +Their anxious to see blood +He walks across the coliseum +He’s looking like a stud +And he throws down his weapon +And I throw mine down too +All around us the crowd is jeering +As he whispers, “Me and you.” +And he says, “Meow” +“Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow” +He says, “Meow” +“Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow” +He says, “Meow” +“Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow” +He says, “Meow” +“Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow”" +He’s gonna start a war,"With China or Iran +Maybe Mexico +Because war is what he wants +Our whole lives we thought +That nukes were off the table +But it seems as though he’ll use them +As soon as he is able +He’s gonna take us to war +In his ego saturated +Malice and incompetence +Dripping with blood and $ +And focused on revenge +With the devil in his ear +And his puppet master at his core +And the mouth of Sauron +Calling for war +He’s gonna take us to war +Aiming for chaos +He pokes and prods" +Nobody knows what you go each day weighs,"heavy on you Nobody +knows what it's like to walk in your +shoes That's +just how it is that's how it is +to be a human being To +be a human being that's how it is +that's how it is to be human being +Nobody knows what you know Nobody +knows what you're going through And +so you gotta use words The +words are insufficient You +gotta use words But +words can be delicious and malicious in time +Nobody knows Nobody +knows" +The outside world is calling me,"Clouds of white and skies of blue +I should be out there running free +Instead I’m watching baby pandas at the zoo +It’s so boring I just don’t get it +If it’s gonna rain I saw just let it +Who knows why we do what we do +Watching baby pandas at the zoo +There’s just so much good TV +I could binge it all right through +I could be watching Russian doll +Instead I’m watching baby pandas at the zoo +It’s so boring I just don’t get it +If it’s gonna rain I saw just let it +Who knows why we do what we do +Watching baby pandas at the zoo +I’ve got errands I need to run +And podcasts to listen to +I’ve got kids I could be playing with +Instead I’m watching baby pandas at the zoo +It’s so boring I just don’t get it +If it’s gonna rain I saw just let it +Who knows why we do what we do +Watching baby pandas at the zoo +There’s so many songs to write +I’ll never be finished or through +I guess I should be writing one +About watching baby pandas at the zoo" +"Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet,","consectetur adipisicing elit, +sed do eiusmod tempor +incididunt ut +labore et dolore +labore et dolore +labore et dolore +magna aliqua +Ut enim ad minim veniam, quis nostrud +exercitation ullamco laboris nisi ut aliquip ex +labore et dolore +labore et dolore +labore et dolore +magna aliqua +commodo consequat +Duis aute irure +dolor in reprehenderit +in voluptate +velit esse cillum dolore +eu fugiat nulla pariatur +Excepteur sint occaecat +cupidatat non proident +sunt in culpa qui +officia deserunt mollit +anim id est laborum" +U Talkin',"Newt 2 Me? +We introduce a collection of podcasts about Newts +and things interesting to Newt +fans all while you drift away on a +slow slow moving river of sky blue dreams. +Little orange newt in the woods I love +you so You +seem so magical to me You +know You +come out in the rain From +under the leaves I wanna bring you home +And live happily Little +orange newt in the woods You’re +called a red eft I was wondering if +you Want +to be my friend" +Lets cross the bridge don't even gotta wait,"till we come to it don't even gotta +wait till we're done or smart it doesn't +matter we're who we are R +I d let's call bridge R +I d GE +let's cross the bridge Everything +that ever happened happened all at once Everybody +does a little dance Sometimes +in their underpants Sometimes +everything that ever happened is happening somewhere in +universe it's happening could be here could be +there could be anywhere r I d Lascos +bridge r I d Lascross" +"We're told that we need clarity Bitcoin,","ether, litecoin, bitcoin cash the SEC +realizes it's a security why did I name +those four? They're +not securities we're told that we need clarity +Bitcoin, ether, litecoin, bitcoin cash the SEC +realizes it's a security why did I name +those four? They're +not securities Here +comes Aaron +Kaplan the government mold to say no further +clarity is needed at all been around 6 +years with the product to show but this +SEC attorney is your CNCO +paid millions to the people who did Long +Island a seat Cheney +broker with a regulatory rap sheet Our +CCP affiliate lead to fundraise and now you're +the first thing up to exchange we're told +that we need security Bitcoin, +ether, litecoin, Bitcoin +cash the SEC +realizes it's a security why did I name +those four? They're +not securities A +day ago nobody had heard of promethium It's +a little absurd to see an exchange has +never traded one coin at Congress +regurgitating Gary +T is it regulatory catcher for a psyop +s cap and Gary's +new SBF +wild play ball with an unknown exchange while +suing, cracking and cor we're told that we +need clarity Bitcoin, +ether, litecoin, bitcoin cash the SEC +realizes it's a security why did I name +those four? They're +not securities we're told that we need clarity +Bitcoin, ether, litecoin, bitcoin cash the SEC +realizes it's a security why did I name +those four? They're +not securities we're told that we need parity +bitcoin, ether, litecoin, Bitcoin +cash the SEC +realizes it's a security why did I name +those four? They're +not securities we're told that we need curry +Bitcoin, bitcoin cash Realizes +it's a security why did I name those +four? They're +not securities we're told that they need parity +bitcoin, ether, litecoin, Bitcoin +cash the SEC +realizes it's a security why did I name +those four? They're +not securities" +Take another peek at who you were,"When you had it all figured out +You’re getting older now it’s all blur +You can’t see through the doubt +Which way to go +Every night you go to sleep +24 hrs older +Every seven years you completely +Shed your skin +Over and over again +So all you got are memories +You are not +The person that you thought +You may think that you have proof +Like video evidence +To somehow prove yourself to you +Mount your defense +In the court of you +But the person that you see right there +When your 40 years old or 10 +The person that you see right there +Will never come back again +No matter what you do +Your heart beating against your rib cage +Doesn’t belong to you +You’ve gotta give it back some day +When you’re heading to +The place you from +When you’re feeling left behind +Forget what you think you’ve learned +Drowning in daylight savings time +And just waiting for your turn +To finally come" +"Reese, you're gonna be so","Strong and independent and oh the places you'll go +Will astound you +The world is big look around you +Reese, everybody knows +Reese, you will increase the +Happiness of those around you and near you +Reese Burren Guthman +Reese Burren Guthman +Reese Burren Guthman +She's afraid of nothing +Beautiful and strong and +Reese Burren Guthman +Reese you'll never cease to +Amaze the world with all the things that you do +No mountain too big to climb +Reese you'll always grow and shine +Reese you'll see so +Much love coming your way and oh +Reese Burren Guthman +Reese Burren Guthman" +I wrote a song in 2015,"Begging Liz to run +And up until a few weeks ago +I was giving her $5 a month +I did that for a whole year +Cuz I really believed in her +But now it’s time to +Come together +Please please please +Warren supporters please +Come on over to Bernie +For our progressive dreams +If things had turned out different +I’d be begging the opposite +It’s time to put the policy +Before the candidate +Bernie has been winning +Or coming in second, oh +Liz has made no inroads +With people of color, no +Bernie’s path is clear +Liz’s is much less so +And Biden is the alternative +Which really, really blows +If Bernie’s got the most delegates +But doesn’t hit 50% +And at the convention +They make Biden the nominee for president +That’s the end of the Democrats +Whether you believe it or not +There’s millions of people +Who are going to feel robbed" +Pick yourself up off the ground,"You know that ain’t my job +Everybody thinks you are +Something that you’re not +Im waiting at the corner +Of Misanthrope and mild +I waiting until the sunset +Seeps into your smile +Take a break from pretending +The mask it never fit +Your heart will do whatever +You come ask of it +And something’s always sleeping +Just below the deck +When you kiss me softly +Just below the neck +I had a silly dream +I can’t remember what it was +It was something in between +What a tame and a wild thing does +And if I suddenly asked you +To shed your second skin +Could we sink down further +And try to begin again" +What do you say,"To the girl +What do you say +to the girl of your dreams +When she's fading away +When she's hating you +What do you say +When your mouth gets dry +What do you say +When you can't find a way +To make the feeling stick +When it's fading fading quick +What do you say +You got nothing +Got nothing at all to say +Just say something +Anything at all will do +Flap your lips +Make your tongue contract +Air up from your lungs +Your words will come to you +What do you say +To the girl +What do you say +To the girl who comes along +When she's passing you by +And you know you can't abide +What do you say" +As long as you can see my face,"Everything is gonna be all right +As long as you can hear my voice +Nothing in the world can touch you +You can be the only one +Who will survive the setting sun because +My light is your light +My time is your time +Buildings fall and mountains crumble +But i’m in love with you +million tiny stars +Collapsing on themselves +Rockets burn the sky +But not a single one can touch you +Because I’ve got you close to me +Close your eyes and you can clearly see" +"The feeling is familiar, like I’ve","been here before I take a step and +then another and.. The +forest presses closer into a silent roar Don’t +know who I was yesterday, or who I’ll +be tomorrow But +something has happened here that fills the air +with sorrow I’m +in limbo I will die a million deaths +oh so gruesomely To +solve the mystery that this world contains As +this woods gives way and fades to factories +I hear the rhythm of this world and +It starts to rain Don’t +know who I was yesterday, or who I’ll +be tomorrow But +something has happened here that fills the air +with sorrow I’m +in limbo and I don’t know how I +got here, how to get out Hello, +hello, I’m +in limbo, is there anybody out there? I’m +in limbo and I don’t know how I +got here, how to get out Hello, +hello, I’m +in limbo, is there anybody out there? Don’t +know who I was yesterday, or who I’ll +be tomorrow But +something has happened here that fills the air +with sorrow I’m +in limbo" +spinning out infinity while emptying my spuntears,"i don't want to go home +don't want to go home just yet +golden light from high above the corner store is boarded +bubbles rainbow on my face and my face distorted +i don't want to go home +don't want to go home just yet +tomorrow comes along +and i write another song +whisper in the darkness and breaking light of dawning +blisters in my memory shake the dream i'm yawning +steaming life volcano ashes on the natives +aces high 4 of a kind i wonder how he'll play it" +He doesn’t have a face,"No one knows when he began +He could be anyplace +He’s the anything man +He lives inside a box +Comes out when he can +I don’t think he talks +He’s the anything man" +Shy and Rachel,"lives of TikTok +hits of dopamine can't stop won't stop she +spends her days turning private citizen and a +grist for the right wing Pop +punk and the mill teachers just go in +an afterlife it's gonna get somebody killed and +now that the tables have been turned apparently +the irony is too much for her to +discern Gonna +make the rounds all the right wing stay +Leaving all these ruined lives long and awake +I'm so sick of the shit it's only +getting worse I'm +so sick of the shit Fuck +these fucking germs Child +rage TikTok +hits the dopamine can't stop won't stop I +remember when it was a judge report and +Bill O'Reilly +holding down the fourth days are gone running +little more than but the right wing outrage +must be fed I'm +so sick of the it's only getting worse +I'm so sick of this shit Fuck +those fucking jerks Fuck +em fuck em now I'm +sick of the shit I'm +telling you it's only getting worse I'm +so sick of the shit God +damn fuck these fucking jerks Fuck +them all" +I got no time to write this song,"so I just pick it up as it +goes along as it goes along as it +goes along as it goes along I got +no time to do the things so I +just pick it up the words I sing +the words I sing sing the words I +sing sing sing sing goodbye" +Go The,"thing I like about you most is you'd +run away with me So +pack your bags and your shotgun too we +might run into some We're +always down for that co op multiplayer action +We're always down I'd +follow you into the jungle Yeah +I know We'd +survive endless waves of faceless soldiers Cause +we've got 60 lives We're +always down for that co op multiplayer action +We're always down We're +sit down we're sit down we're sit down +for co op We're +sit down for that co op action I'm +tough like a ninja When +the pirates come in hordes well that's when +I'll be calling to you You +better bring your sword We're +always down for that co op multiplayer I +said we're always down Worse +it down Worse +it down Worse +it down for a while Worse +it down worse it down We're +sit down for a while Worse +it down We're +sit down we're sit down for co op +we're sit down for that co op action +Worse so down for that co op action" +One two Ready,"go No +matter what I do It'll +never be enough It'll +never be enough It'll +never be enough no matter what I do +It'll never be enough It'll +never be enough no no no matter how +I sing It'll +never be good It'll +never be good It'll +never be good no matter how I sing +It'll never be good It'll +never be good don't know no matter the +day no matter the time I will not +get away I will not commit a crime +no matter the season no matter the cost +no matter the way no matter what I +do no matter what I do It'll +never be enough no way no matter what +I do no matter what I do no +matter what I do no matter what I +do no matter what I do no matter +what I do It'll +never never never be enough so why even +try If +it'll never be enough Then +why Because +I gotta that's why Because +because because no matter what I do It'll +never be enough It'll +never be enough It'll +never be enough no matter what I do +It'll never be enough It'll +never be enough for you for me for +anybody" +I love p I love unicorns are magical,"unicorn unicorn is our family so little you +know I love tea I love I love +j I love I love I love jesus +I love j I love deep" +Screaming across the great divide,"We can’t hear each other we don’t even try +Something shiny catches my eye +And soon I’m otherwise occupied +Ghost in the pocket of this old wool suit +misfit mind that used to be cute +Now it’s just a cheap substitute +In this day and age does not compute +And all my fear +Lives inside my chest +Locked inside a cage +Don’t let it out +Call my bluff if you don’t believe +Worse outcome than you can conceive +I wear my ribcage on my sleeve +My heart is still inside of me" +Michael Flynn,"resigns and the President +knew he lied Russia +talked to aides on campaign of 4545 talk +North Korea +dinner at Mar +a Lago +Steve Munchin +is in by slim slim vote What +the fuck is happening What +the fuck is happening Trudeau +is looking good and he caught Ivanka's +eye I arrested 600 people It +makes me want to cry Including +a dreamer and a woman who was trying +escape her boyfriend's abuse What +the fuck is happening What +the fuck is happening Russia +deployed a new missile cruise and the director +of Secret +Service said I got better shit to be +doing Putzer +step down as a labor nominee Jeff +Sessions won't recuse himself he really should be +What the fuck is happening What +the fuck is happening GOP +House won't ask for his tax returns 45 +Netanyahu announced two states 45 only took questions +from his sick old fans Mattis +said the NATO +you gotta pay to dance What +the fuck is happening What +the fuck is happening 45 attacked the media +again and again The +worst press conference since oh I don't know +when 45 rolled back disclosure rules for mining +companies and he might try to kill every +endangered species What +the hell is happening What +the fuck is happening Businesses +closed on a day without immigrants Spies +keep data from 45 they don't trust him +Tillerson fire State +department people really hard 45 might hit immigrants +with the National +Guard What +the fuck is happening What +the fuck is happening Scott +Pruitt is Indian +head the EPA +EPA mirror site appeared on the very same +day 200 GOP +are afraid of their town halls they don't +have have the ovaries they don't have the +ball What +the fuck is happening What +the fuck is happening What +the fuck is happening What +the fuck is happening What +the fuck is happening What +the fuck is happening" +when I walk around my town,"the people's faces get me down +so many folks that i'll never meet +that guy could be my best friend +he's just crossing the street +but i'll never know him, no no no +and the fact of it hurts me so +tear the barriers down +till we're all undone +i wanna know everyone +i wanna know everyone +there's a young couple at the ATM +there's an old man sitting on a bench +a business man looking frazzled and dazed +a kid crossing the street without looking both ways +cute girl on a cute bike whoa whoa whoa +hipster looking dude swaying to and fro +i want to meet them all +one by one +i want to know everyone +when we first came down from the trees +barely humans but not chimpanzees +we lived in small groups like our cousins before +modern science confirms we can't deal with more +and yet all around me yeah yeah yeah +humanity swirls like dust in the air +speed up the process +of evolution +because i want to know everyone +i want to know everyone +we're not ready to live in cities +and yet here we are +4,000 years of recorded history +is really not that far +i said we haven't come that far +the population just 1000 years ago +was 275 million +in a thousand years full of joy and tears +it's jumped to 7 billion +in china there are friends i'll never make +down the street chances i won't take +out of shyness or judgement or etiquette +the walls i put up so that i won't get +rejected or embarrassed ai ai ai +what could be worse than a curt reply +a turn on the heel +left feeling dumb +but i want to know everyone" +Here's some words some words I'm,"singing I think we're gonna need a bigger +boat Don't +sit down or ride till you stand up +to live sun shining in my face your +heart is my home This +isn't how it works This +isn't how any of this works While +I I never really liked the past Let +me die flower stepped on me Slim +Jim Justin +Always been intrigued by women named BJ +Gave that pickle a tickle a gave me +a nickel When +I get sad and stop being sad be +awesome instead True +story the smell was musty and nostalgia kicked +in Climbing +up the stairs when my back came in +she said give me a baby she said +that's fine by me I remember the day +like it was yesterday we took the bus +Song of me just let me die Flower +stepped on me Slim +Jim justice woo Always +been intrigued by when my name BJ +Gave that jiggle a tickle gave me a +nickel Oh +sweet lord those cheese fries There +was one time in college and I was +drunk you're a beautiful hippo dancing on the +beach in a bikini Love +how the wind makes a grand part in +your luscious locks Cause +everyone knows you's really rocks Pickle +coming at you like a musical kestrel Pickle +coming at you like a musical kestrel song +on me Just +let me die flower stepped on me Slim +Jim justice oh always been intrigued by with +my name BJ +gave that pickle tickle gave me a nickel +Gave that pickle one tickle gave me a +nickel no song on me Just +let me die flowers stepped on me it +was Slim +Jim justice yeah always been in my name +BJ gave that pickle a tickle it gave +me a nickel Gave +that pickle one tickle it gave me a +nickel Twitter +songs every Sunday +Follow me on Twitter +songadayman on Twitter +if you want to participate in the Twitter +songs on Sunday +Okay" +There is no rhythm I could play play,"play that would make you wanna die And +there is nothing I could say say say +that would hurt as much as a punch +in the eye in the eye Punch +in the eye in the eye Don' +need it the most Cause +nobody's looking nobody's looking Nobody's +looking at you There +is nothing you could do that could push +the polar bear back through There +is nothing you could wish that could bring +back all the little tiny fish and dog +Lose hope when you need it the most +Cause nobody's looking Nobody's +looking Nobody's +looking at you I had a dream I'm +always talking about my dreams Cause +they don't mean anything to me anymore And +I have thought I don't know where it +went Cause +all my thoughts seem to disappear There's +nothing you can take that would not leave +it An +earthquake and there is nothing left You +could watch that You +wouldn't even know what it would cost It +would cost everything It +would cost nothing at all At +all There +is nothing you could do to make that +polar bear come back through And +there is nothing that you could wish that +would save every little tiny fish And +I know you wanna help but you just +end up hurting yourself And +I know you do your best but it +feels like you're just beating your chest Chest +in and out in and out in and +out in and out" +I wrote another song for money today I,"got mouths to feed and bills to pay +I got a wife who works harder than +I do Commuting +down along Bergen +Avenue I sell my songs for as much +as I can get It’s +a good gig but it’s not a sure +bet I feel guilty that I’m +not out there too Commuting +down along Bergen +Avenue My +grandpa Was +a lobbyist In +California He +had three kids But +in his spare time He +wrote songs And +tried to sell them But +he never did I wrote another song for +money wah oh It +keeps the dream alive just barely afloat That +one day we can live off my songs +and you Won’t +have to commute down along Bergen +Avenue Another +song another day another dollar I’ve +earned topsy turvy year with all the corners +we’ve turned I’ve +got my shorts you’ve got your high heeled +shoes Commuting +down along Bergen +Avenue And +they were good songs He +didn’t have the internet And +they were good songs But +he had no place where they’d get Heard +I wrote another song for money just now +I heard you coming up the stairs and +I turned the lights out I want to +have dinner ready and the baby sleeping too +When you come home down along Bergen +Avenue" +All of my problems,"Are small as they get +And yet each of them feel +Like an existential threat +I’m worried and anxious +Stereotypical Jew +There’s lots to be nervous about +Don’t know about you +But i’m falling +Yeah I’m falling down a hole +I got a standing desk +I don’t have a chair +My legs are so tired +I’d sit pretty much anywhere +My kid wakes me up +At 5:30am +Even though I am sick +And need to be sleeping +I’m falling +Yeah I’m falling down a hole +I sure hope that Bernie +Wins Iowa big +And I hope that Trump doesn’t +That orange yellow pig +My brain is all jelly +My body’s a bust +But all I can do is +Do what I must +I’m falling +Yeah I’m falling down a hole" +Even when I don’t feel a thing Even,"when I’m +feeling wrong Cuz +even in a happy song there can be +sadness If +you just sing along you can kill your +bonafide madness When +you sing, when you sing Sure +it’s all a bit cheesy, but you gotta +just let it out First +??? Don’t +let yourself fill with doubt But +doubt can be a good thing, just like +sadness Nothing’s +like singing to kill your bonafide madness When +you sing, when you sing Just +sing Sing +You can tell I’m +feeling silly You +can tell I’m +feeling out of it You +can tell I’m +feeling silly and out of it Oh +let’s just sing Come +on and sing Just +sing Just +sing Sing" +He’s coming,"He’s coming +He’s coming +To take away your health care +With a shit eating grin +No it don’t matter to him +He’d let you die in a fire +It’s christmas on capitol hill +All these poor people to kill +Let’s do it slowly so they really feel it +And then that koch bro money +Will fill our assholes like honey +They really really really want to repeal it." +Cosmic Raccoon,"You can’t get here too soon +My laptop is broken +It won’t start or open +Cosmic Raccoon +Come visit my room +Come tell me that +You can purr like a cat +Cosmic Raccoon +Do you know what to do +I need your guidance +To sail through the silence +Cosmic Raccoon +By the light of the moon +Nothing is working +I feel like a turkey +Cosmic Raccoon +When the sky’s turning blue +Will you send me an answer +So I stand a chance here +Cosmic Raccoon +This day’s ending soon +I’m done even trying +Now I’ll sit and sighing" +All of you troubles,"Every bad thing thats happened +Will be forgotten +In two hundred years +Nobody will remember +Anything you did this morning +Not your descendants +And isn’t’ it weird +That you’re here +And then you’re gone +You’re as brief +As this song +There is joy +And misery +In every single life we lead +This could all depress you +If you’re holding on tight to what you are +But you don’t remember +Before you were born +I think dying will be like that +It’s just a different state from where you are +You won’t remember +Anything at all anymore" +On the island of St. Helena,"Where Napoleon, died +Lives the oldest known living land +Creature, +a tortoise named Jonathan +hey I’d like to meet ya +And hear the stories you’d tell +Nearly two hundred years of +Stories to tell +Jonathan’s blind from cataracts +And he can’t smell anything at all +But he can hear +And he will come when you call +If you’ve got food +If he’s in the mood +To tell you all that he’s learned" +He’s got a hole in his hat x6,"Hole in his hat +How you like that? +Hole in his hat +How you like that? +Hole in his hat +How you like that? +Hole in his hat +How you like that? +Hole in his hat +How you like that? +Hole in his hat +Hallelujah! +Hole in his hat +Hallelujah! +Hole in his hat +Hallelujah! +Hole in his hat +Hallelujah! +Hole in his hat +Hallelujah! +Hole in his hat +Hallelujah! +Hole in his hat +Hallelujah! +Hole in his hat +Hallelujah! +Hole in his hat +Hallelujah! +Hole in his hat +Hallelujah! +Hole in his hat +Hallelujah! +Hole in his hat +Hallelujah! +Hole in his hat +Hallelujah! +Hole in his hat +Hallelujah! +Hole in his hat +Hallelujah! +Hole in his hat +Hallelujah! +Hole in his hat +Hallelujah! +Alright, whoa! +Whooooo!" +One more day one more tweet Pushing,"fool's gold on the mercy seat Driving +that Bentley +off of the cliff we were all going +down with a swing and a mist we +were all going down down as long as +he gets in no matter how many people +would die doesn't even enter with the calculation +Grabbing that ramrod that bill this is a +hold up and it's right out in the +open It +doesn't feel good when your team is winning +Oh you can't get enough of us Cheshire +Brilliant But +you get what you pay for when the +tab comes due and you're there on the +gurney and your mom comes to you and +says your gofundme has just a tell me +who you gonna blame but that's a ways +off so here's another tweet in your air +conditioned room far away from the heat far +away from the future and the great abyss +and we're all going down down down with +the swinging down as long as he gets +in" +My first grade teacher was there with a,"bunch of six and seven year olds seven +year old Justin +emerged and he handed us a note It +said play only for elegant games and then +he put on Mickey +Mouse sunglasses The +other kids exited through a heating vent but +little chest pulled the pant leg of Jeff +Stannon He +said also consider a points challenge Then +he vaporized into hundreds of golden pixels Everyone +in the room was so startled that we +all screamed a single scream for three and +a half minutes Well +the half land half round us squeezed everybody's +throats to change the pictures of our screams +and then Jones +every song It +was 1011 at night and the finals were +just ending The +champion was hoisted up onto everybody's shoulders Nick +was chillin with the half ground hog man +drinking beers eating pulled pork and watching John +Eaton Ian +and Brian +Lang and play off road in reverse Singing" +When the sun comes out to play,"Away the day +I know I’ll be ok +When the soldiers all line up +And say +We’re not ok +That’s when you gotta +That’s when you gotta +That’s when you gotta say “Ok” +That’s when you gotta +That’s when you gotta +That’s when you gotta say “No Way”" +Which way do you go To,"the sun to the snow Everything +is gonna glow when you decide which way +to go which way is it gonna be +into the sky or to the sea it's +gonna make a difference for everybody when you +decide which way it's gonna he's our boy +Which way have you gone To +the night or to the dawn Wait +this bell can you keep the lights on +When you look back at which way that +you have gone which way is a ride +gas When +too much time has passed the sun is +a ball of incandescent gas Plasma +radagast Plasma +retagas Plasma +retagas" +She waits in the morning,"For her clock to turn green +She says hello to day care +And Dairy Queen +She likes Paw Patrol +And Beauty and the Beast +She hates to finish supper +Before she can eat +Dessert +Cause she just wants to eat dessert +Ooty can do it herself +Ooty can do it herself +Climb in the car seat +Turn on the sound machine +Take 3 books off the shelf +Ooty can do it herself +And mom and dad are so amazed +Along with Nanny, Poppy, Nanny-Annie and Granny +Uncle Cory, Laura, Adrian and Paige +She likes pretty dresses +And family hug time +School buses, Drinking Crazy Monsters +And the moon so bright +She hates to get her hair brushed +And pooping in the potty +Washing her hands +Not putting snacks in her body +All the time +She wishes she could snack all the time +She is so curious +Stubborn and focused +Happy and intelligent +She means everything to us +Ooty can do it herself +Ooty can do it herself +Climb in the car seat +Turn on the sound machine +Or take 3 books off the shelf +Ooty can do it herself +And mom and dad are so amazed +Along with Nanny, Poppy, Nanny-Annie and Granny +Uncle Cory, Laura, Adrian and Paige" +If you’re clinging,"For dear life +To what little hope you have left +If you’re singing +Through the night +song of despair with every breath +Know that you’re not alone +Turn and face the sun +You and me and everyone +You know +Are gonna keep that hope alive +Keep riding for the light +Before these embers die well +Them glow" +show me one man who gives a flying,"frack about the dow jones industrial and i'll +show you a crook, a liar and a +big asshole congradu-frakin-lautions it's reached 10000 again just +a year off of when you brought us +to the brink and meanwhile the jobless rate +is growing and showing no signs of any +inclination to shrink the dow, it doesn't mean +anything you make it seem important but it's +not and now i'm sick of all the +coverage it's still getting all your wheeling dealing +betting it's got to stop so frack the +dow jones and frack the nasdaq let's get +back to real wealth we've gotta get back +let's get back to making things let's grow +some tomatoes placing bets with other's money let's +face it, is pretty gross what the frack +are you doing? you're letting them get away +they're back up and running so now they +have to pay they owe us all this +money you're gonna let them squander if it +were up to me they'd be wandering the +wilderness if it were up to me they'd +be strung up by their balls and made +to say, ""i'm sorry for all the pain +that i have caused"" if it were up +to me all their money would be taxed +and delivered to the people in huge glowing +goldman sacks but it's not up to me +obama, lead the way all i've got are +songs in which i'd like to say" +Not so much a hungy bungy he's more,"a sleepy peepee not so much a hungy +bungee he's more like a sleepy beepy he's +not so much a hungy bungy he's more +like a sleepy peepee oh Not +so much a hunger bungy he's more like +a sleepy baby O +He's not so much asleep hungry buggy he's +more like a sleepy beepy he's not so +much a hungry bungee he's more like a +sleepy beepy he's not so much a hungry +bungee he's more like a sleepy beep be +not so much a hu He's +more like a sleepy baby he's not so +much a hungry monkey he's more like a +sleepy weepy and not so much a hungy +monkey he's more like a sleepy baby he's +not so much a hungry monkey he's more +like you sleepy baby he's not so much +a hungy monkey he's more like you sleepy +Beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep +Was he smiling at all No +he's holding it He +dropped it" +Do the thing you set out to do,"It's there waiting inside of you You +can stand up you can be counted Take +one step and climb a mountain Do +it when you have the chance It's +not romantic romance It's +just the work It's +just the steel resol You +got your sure to feel Oh +oh oh oh oh yeah Oh +oh oh oh oh All +right Oh +oh yeah Do +it now before I stop singing You +can get the drop on the master plan +You're making chance always worth the taking Do +it do it do it do it do +it do it do it do it Oh +oh oh oh oh oh All +right Oh +all right Oh +oh oh oh oh oh" +Bravo guys Poap,"Pow Update +Don't sing to the moon family How +much time it takes We +are all blobs on this blessed day We +are all blobs We +are all We +are all blobs on this day This +is dumb Blessed +to the moon the more Congratulations +pigeon Thanks +Chat Fix +the gas fees Fix +the gas fees Smart +people do it Justified +Justified Justified +Scotland Congrats +Pump it Blah +blah He +can actually sing That's +so surprising He +can actually I love smart people I love +smart people who bring us blobs They +bring us blobs They +bring us blobs on fire 95 95 participation +Oh yeah We +got 95 95 precipitation We +got 95 95 participate shine in ERP +4844 on the road to Frodo +Bank Charlie +on the road to Crono +bank on the road to Crowd +Bank Charlie +on the road to a Blah +blah Go +to Burning +a block block on the road to we're +on the road to Buddha +thing Shining +easy environment Go +to the moon Yeah +Tell God +what's next Is +she a singer I was here Nice +song Ha +ha ha ha ha We +drink a Never +gonna never gonna give up on this crypto +Crypto Eat +million The +chat is moving too fast for me to +read It's +Moving too fast 95 95 95 Simple +presentation Pressing +is off one Oh +no That's +okay though Cause +we got we got we got we got +we got the blocks Grab +grunt We +got the blocks We +are all bloused on this blessed day" +it's october you know what that means,"it means halloween +candy corn pagen rules +vampires zombies ghouls +it's october +it's october +tress grow bare and golden leaves +kids kill each other all hallows eve +free themselves of worldly things +dancing in the street they sing +all bets are off +all sins forgiven +the living died +and the dead have risen +where once were none +now count seven +make believe is real +grab your sword and shield +we're running through the field +towards time that has long passed +elephants and cobra snakes +listen to the maracas shake +no more giving it's time to take +reality deserves a break" +He went down in his mind,"in a hail of bullets +But the truth was so much more mundane +It was hearts and it was gullets +Life had piled up on him +And he struggled to break free +He imagined a pack of mermaids +Dragging him to sea +And the only thing that brought him back +Was the sound of his beloved +Softer than a cloud +It was hearts and gullets +Standing at the doorway +Between this life and the next +Knowing stepping through it +Meant not knowing what to expect +He came back to the world +Naked and serene +Nothing could ever touch him +Not the rhythm of the machine +Falling from the sky +Unseasonable rain +The future caught his eye +And he knew he must remain" +My studio’s a mess,"I guess that’s what I gets +For not cleaning it +Living in a pile of shit +This won't stay in tune +Cuz I just changed the boon +I don't know what to do +I don't know what to do +So I say +My studio's a mess +I guess that's what I gets +When it's a beautiful day +And I don't know what to say +I don't know +Don't know +I don't know +Don't know +I don't know +Don't know +I don't know +Don't know +I don't know +Don't know +I don't know +Don't know +I don't know +Don't know +I don't know +Don't know +What to say." +Here's George W. Bush's self portraits,"I marvel at the symbolism +He's got to get so clean +I imagine him painting in his living room +The weight of history on him +Did he paint from a photograph +And if so who took this photograph +It's weird to imagine him in the shower +George W. Bush feet sticking up out of the tub +As the wars he started drag on and on +George W. Bush's Self Portrait" +In the southwest of California,"Where the desert meets the sea +There’s bananas eating foxes +Avocados eating puppies +There’s a fig tree with a death wish +The coyotes are looking sad +While the lizards hold up signs and chant +All cops are bad" +YEAH!,"Duck face selfie +I just woke up selfie +I'm working out selfie +And the mirror selfie +Sad selfie +Drinking selfie +Drunk selfie +Car selfie +They say c we're the selfie generation +They say it like we're self absorbed jerks +I know that's not true and you know it too +So let's put those selfless to work +Write down a policy +important to you +Take a selfie with it +It's so easy to do +#policiesnotparties +What if there were no politicians +What if we voted on ideas +No parties or personalities to content with +Just policies, that's the deal +Write down a policy +important to you +Take a selfie with it +It's so easy to do +#policiesnotparties" +How many cops does it take to arrest,"Those unarmed nurses, peacefully protesting +LAPD how many does it take +To perp walk nurses who just want a living wage +It’s so high, it’s so high, it’s so high, it’s so many +ring around the nurses to quell and contain +They are understaffed and underpaid +And they get not a smidge of solidarity +How many cops does it take to take em into custody +R" +"Got the accordion, guitars, and the banjo Got","the green screen in the living room Got +a green screen here in my room too +Got the blue light fixture that Ivory +made Got +the big metal sculpture acting as a lampshade +Got the bikes hanging down in the living +room Two +wheeled friends Got +the NES +and the SNES +and my room’s a mess 360 and the +Wii, I’m +too poor for Sony +Got the books, mostly Ivory’s +but some are mine Got +Joey’s room, two bathrooms, empty bottles of wine +Ivory’s clouds up on the wall Some +spider plants and puppets make a jungle It’s +a nice place to live especially because it’s +me, Joey, +and Ivory +This is how we do it at 2100 +California We +have a good time at 2100 California +This is how we do it This +is how we do it We +have a good time here" +Punk two thousand eight hundred and ninety,"Bought for 605 eth +By 0x 24 c5eb +I don’t know what it means +I don’t know what it means +But 0x 6 6 11 fe +Made just shy of a million dollars now +For some pixels +Purple and light blue +24 by 24 +Alien stares at you +Like he knows what it’s all about +But he’s not about to tell you +Humans with your feelings +And the things they make you do +Fall in love with some pixels +That are purple and light blue +Wop bop a loo ba a wop bam boom" +Waffle House Wendy,"Fight like a Valkyrie +Queen of the night shift +Won’t take no shit +When they’re jackin’ their jaw +Rowdy and so drunk +Set foot in the kitchen +You don’t know what you’ve just done +Waffle House Wendy +She blocked the chair so clean +They just couldn’t let it be +So she said come at me +Waffle House Wendy +Has a GoFundMe +She lost her job there +Corporate don’t care +They know that it’s unsafe +But blame the workers anyway +Sugar shaker chucked that bitch +She’s queen of the night shift +Waffle House Wendy +Can be found defending +All of her coworkers +Who couldn’t fight as well as her +Was a line cook superstar +Til corporate took all that from her +Sugar shaker chucked that bitch +She’s queen of the night shift" +You can still be the person,"That you want +Just start today +With what you’ve got +You don’t need much +To live your life +Exactly the way +That you would like +Just get up in the morning +And say that it’s ok +Whatever’s going on +It’s gonna be that way +Take another look +It might not be the same +Get up in the morning +And say that it’s ok +I know not everyone +Has what they need +To go through life +The way they’d like to be +Sometimes it’s money +Sometimes it’s space +Sometimes it’s freedom +or the goddamn human race +One fine morning +You just may discover +That the life you’ve got +Is yours and no one other’s +You can try to fight it +Or just embrace it +Run away from all the pain +Or sit and face it" +Donald,"Trump's a convicted felon +Donald +Trump's a convicted felon +Donald +Trump's a convicted felon +O +Donald +Trump's a convicted felon +Donald +Trump's a convicted felon +Donald +Trump's a convicted felon +George +W +The woman that hate +Barack +Obama +The woman may hate +Bill +Clinton +The woman may hate +Jimmy +Carter +Joe +Biden +HRC +Kerry +Bolton +Pompeo +Lincoln +All of them +Donald +Trump's a convicted felon +Donald +Trump's a convicted felon +Donald +Trump's a convicted felon +Donald +Trump's a convicted felon +Donald +Trump's a convicted felon +Donald +Trump's a convicted felon" +I’m hungry,"I'm so hungry +I wish I could eat +But I’m fasting +I'm drinking juice +Juice good +But I'm hungry +Day 2 +We're aiming for 10 +10 seems like a lot +When you're on day 2 +I'm drinking juice +Juice good +But I'm hungry +Well I’m hungry +I'm so hungry +I’m so hungry +I'm cleansing +My body +Detoxing +From eating +Eating +Self-defeating +And I'm hungry +I eat when I'm watching +And I eat when I'm sad +I eat when I'm hungry +I must be mad +I don't eat the meats +I eat the plants +And I'm hungry +I’m hungry +I’m oh so hungry +And I’m hungry +I’m so hungry +Please feed me +I’m so hungry +I’m so hungry +And I’m hungry" +stressing out about money,"when it doesnt' really matter +are they gonna pay +put your heart upon a platter +mix in some cold medicine +make it like a game +huff and puff and let us in +or we'll blow your house to shame +boom +i said boom +shake the boom +shake the boom boom +lingerie on piglets +and cows in leather jackets +the gold that's being sifted +and the honey bees attack it's +nothing like a hornet +and nothing like a wasp +you can't absorb the poison +you can't absorb the cost +letters in the mail +gathering up steam +hitting a brick wall and then +dispersing like a dream +melting into water +you can't repeat the past +not even for a quarter +not when the die is cast +little pets i saw them +creeping all around +i tried to declaw them +but they just knocked me down +i fell over backwards +they tore and ate my skin +i worry about money +i worry bout everything" +Time is just an illusion That,"keeps us changing Keeps +us shattered Go +to the world like all we are Mist +of mist Mother +through the star Singing +Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh +oh oh oh oh oh oh oh The +other way you don't want to see Exactly +what's gonna come Of +me Making +my song Sharing +with the world What +could go wrong Oh +yeah Oh +yeah yeah yeah Build +a home out of your house Try +to sell down at the top Once +you start drinking going You +know how I feel Trying +to keep it Also +you trying to do this every day Just +trying to make my way" +Sean Spicer phone check,"Sean Spicer got wrecked +Can’t stop his own staff +From getting on the telegraph +Sean Spicer checked phones +Sean Spicer got owned +Leaky leak leak-i-ty leak +Behind the curtain peaked +Check phone Spicer Sean +Leakers got their leaking on +Never stop your leaking ways +Wanna see you on the front page +Phone check Sean Spicer +One leak good, ten leak nicer +Enough leaks to go around +One of these leaks will take him down" +How come every time they count the mail,"in ballot dumps they are so devastating in +their percentage power of destruction I'm +a loser I'm +a loser I'm +a loser I'm +a loser baby I baby How +come every time they count the mail in +ballot dumps they are so devastating in their +percentage power of destruction I'm +a loser I'm +a loser I'm +a loser baby Wonder +baby" +She makes him feel whole. Not,"her butt hole, but complete. She's +beautiful, she's lovely and sweet, He +can see and feel your soul, but never +touched your feet. Moni +he's so happy, it's because you're the best. +This song here's for you and Sip, +to listen while you rest. itty bitty SIPPYWIPPY +whoop poop SIPPY +WIPPY etc He +even loves you when you're clammy, yes he +really likes your clam." +Cruelty has a face,"and it’s gonna haunt us +the rest of our days +we’re all gonna pay +for his mistakes +you know +Could be tomorrow +Could be someday +It’s all coming back +In a big big way +And then we’ll have +No place no place +to go +Do unto others +And all that jazz +means nothing +when you’re with the devil +When you wash up on +some foreign shore +Persecuted and disheveled +We’re gonna pay +for what we’ve done +Every single one of us +every one +if you feel like you’ve been asleep +hands folded nicely on your knees +Holding on to the secrets you keep +For fun +Marching in the streets is good +Organizing’s even better we would +Overthrow the government we could +get it done" +Okay All,"right Let +me just do this real quick Should +I brush my teeth Sure +What the buzzing Hey +what you gotta say Hey +you never got away Hey +Don't you know what you give is where +you go now Oh +now you gotta give what you got anyhow +Gotta go into clouds everywhere nowhere that you +are allowed So +you think you show world what you got +what you think you know Put +your soul out of date Hey +what you guys say What +you going to give what you going to +go anyway Got +to show everywhere you go that you know +what you know anyway anyway anyway anyway" +So frus-trating I’m,"sitting between a feeling of loving and hating +Marble Madness, +I’ve got it I’ve +got it I’ve +got it I’ve +got it don’t have this Everything +that you know is wrong All +the stupidest ways that I’m +dying, I’ll +just play pong I can’t stay mad at +you, Marble +Madness I love you I can’t stay mad +at you, Marble +Madness I love you, I do Marble +Madness compulsion to play you and play you +You know I can’t stop it Marble +Madness, let it be known that I think +you’re really fantastic Marble +Madness , if I play you enough it +can all be automatic Marble +Madness, I think it’s safe to say that +I’m a Marble +Madness addict I can’t stay mad at you, +Marble Madness +I love you I can’t stay mad at +you, Marble +Madness I love you, I do Marble +Madness I love you, I do Marble +Madness I love you, I do" +I’ve been chasing a crazy dream,"Down on rainbow road +I’ve been living in the space between +Where the tame and the wild things go +And the sandman casts his fishing line +And the stoplight flashes green +I will never stop wishing I +Could someday 0 live inside that dream +And this road is familiar +And the signpost is familiar +And you punch it hard until you +Know you got to +Now you got to +Oh you got to +Let it go +Down that hill and around the bend +And the void it comes alive +Comes so easy, remember when +Didn’t even know how to drive +And straight ahead a bomb explodes +And lightning strikes the sand +Keep your eyes on the road +Keep the steering wheel in your hands +And this road is familiar +And the signpost is familiar +And you punch it hard until you +Know you got to +Now you got to +Oh you got to +Let it go +The hills are concious +And they'll eat you for breakfast +And the gophers are angry +The cows are restless +You can take that narrow path +I will find my own +Recognize my heartbeat as +The only way I've ever known +Cross into the ether now +Cross that finish line +If I could I surely would +Make that world mine" +Weekends are for rest,"And I will get none +Nonetheless I do my best +To try and have some fun +Weekends are for rest +No rest for the weary +The heart beats in my chest +For my 4 babies +I don’t got time to write this song +I don’t got the time +I gotta go pick up my daughter from +Her friends house like right now +Weekends are for rest +But not when you’re papa +This song is just a mess +Sha na na na na na na" +He's got a huge personality,"You can't miss him when he enters a room +He's always thinking up new ideas +He's so, so afraid of poo +He loves and hates Duke and Daphne +He doesn't know when they need to be walked +He's fiercely loyal to his friends +And he can talk to anyone, just walk up and talk +Andrew's turning 40 +And it's a scary thing for him +But when his little girl calls him Boo Boo Bear +Nothing else matters +Nothing else matters at all +He thinks greeting cards are stupid +And he loves tequila shots +He tickles people when he's drunk +but he's been on a juice cleanse for the last month +The accident when he was 18 +Changed everything +He started 2 companies +And now he's thinking about starting another +Andrew's turning 40 +And it's a scary thing for him +But when his little girl calls him Boo Boo Bear +Nothing else matters +Nothing else matters at all" +Jealousy,"Sends me out to sea +And I’m riding waves of frustration +Can I be +Better than this pointy +Little ball of energy I’m wasting +There’s the layer of myself that feels this thing +And then the layer of myself that judges myself +And then the layer of myself that judges myself +For judging myself +Jealousy +We’ll never be free +It’s a human flaw and that’s ok I guess +But I want to see +world where we +Could make at least make some progress +On this jealousy" +Out there among the cactus flowers,"Dusty dreams of ancient powers +Lizards dance to the rattlesnakes +You only get one chance to take +There’s wooden chest that’s buried deep +Oh it’s buried treasure dot eth +Where you hear coyote howl +To bring you back to the here and now +The hills are old as time you know +They call to you distant and low +It’s faint at first but you hear them speak +Oh please find Buried treasure dot eth +If you find that treasure you could +Use the booty to do something good +Like pay off your friends student debt +Or fund planned parenthood +Texas is the land of the free +Oh it’s buried treasure dot eth" +Well when you’re in your head,"And when the things that you say +Can make you go insane +You better calm yourself down +Cuz in the morning time +You get another chance +To make it your day +Your day +Just take a deep ole breath +And get out of your head +And get into your heart +And don’t push the river +Cuz when the moon comes out +You get another chance +To make it your night +Your night +And the things I say +Don’t always make sense +Take a stand +I’m always never on the fence +And the words fly up +And get caught in the stream +Of life +Consciousness is like fire and steam +Well I don’t always succeed +But that’s what makes me free +I get up again +And fall all the way down +But in the morning time +I get another chance +To make it my day +My day +So just shake your butt +And I will jiggle my gut +You got enough to make it move +I got enough to make it last +In the evening time +Will make you so fine +Will make it all day +All night +I say all day +All night +And the things I say +Don’t always make sense +But I take a stand +I’m always never on the fence +And the words fly up +And get caught in the stream +Of life and consciousness +It’s like fire and steam +So when you’re in your head +And when the things that you said +Will make you go insane +You better calm yourself down +The morning time +You get another chance +To make it your day +Your day" +Oh yeah All,"right now Hello +I'm going to open the window I'm +gonna open the window Hello +hello how are you today I say hello +Hello Hello +Hello hello hello So +for those of you just joining us I +am improvising songs based on your comments So +the more comments that you put into the +place you type in there the more things +I will have to sing Yes +Hello my name's pidittle and I like floating +water hi again lol Make +a song about spaghetti hello my name's pidittle +and I like flowing water hi again hello +Is everybody ready for some fun Mmm +for some fun oh for some fun Chicken +nuggets just chicken nuggets La +la la la Beef +and cheese chicken nuggets just chicken nuggets La +la la la Just +beef and cheese My +daughter says hi My +daughter says hi My +daughter says hi My +daughter says hi Chicken +nuggets just chicken nuggets La +la la la la la la la Beef +and cheese Chicken +nuggets just chicken nuggets La +la la la Beef +and cheese Beef +and cheese Beef +and cheese Beef +and cheese Impossible +Whopper Dire +Straitsrules porn That's +not what we're doing Impossible +Whopper Chicken +nuggets and beef and cheese we're stuck in +quarantine with these messy knees it's so nice +out today I went outside I cried tears +of lemonade I cried I tears of lemonade +Tears of lemonade I cried Happy +hufflepuff day Happy +hufflepuff day From +the puffiest of puffs There's +no toilet paper no there'll never be enough +Trying to make the best of this bad +situation guinea piggy's camera It's +like a weird vacation Quarantine +sucks says my mom Quarantine +sucks That's +what she said What +she said Shrek +is my favorite anime I'm +not sure Shrek +is anime It's +raining in Montreal +right now R +I P +Shrek is my favorite Shrek +is my favorite anime Vision +that allows us to say fluffy is not +an insult Red +light dick strips Did +you just snatch my weave track Is +my favorite anime Frozen +2 was a shameless crash cash grab My +daughter would disagree with you P +Diddle She's +watched it about a million times I came +in like a wrecking ball I didn't mean +to say say vision that allows us to +see beyond That's +what we need right now Todd +Corson I have not seen in years said +red light dick strips Why +does everyone just try to be so dirty +Anna is better than Elsa +Dems are fighting words Moana +is greater than frozen to a man I +think you're right But +my daughter doesn't agree with you She +loves that frozen tube And +so we watch it every single day Anna +is better than Elsa +Don't tell that to my daughter or she +might punch you in the face Believe +in unicorns Everything's +a cash grab these days Moana +is greater than frozen too The +songs in Moana +are real real good They +always make me cry every single time The +real live movies from Disney +aren't that good All +true Republicans +lick their palms before and after they shake +hands Anna +is better than Elsa +That's what Adam +Gerlach says Moana +is greater than frozen too In +Australia they don't have hillbillies They +have boughs Green +Mountain State +That's where I'm +from Ooh +ooh ooh It's +so nice to see friends new and old +coming here to hang out with each other +Toilet paper's not helping fight against Corona +So just save some for later Cause +you might need it You +might need it Yeah +yeah yeah Believe +in unicorns in the Green +Mountain State +Thosehills are magical They're +filled with fairy weight Oh +that's what I said Here +comes Victoria +to troll us But +we won't let those trolls control us Cause +all they wanna do is make you sad +Singing is my favorite part Oh +I sing I sing with all of my +heart If +I don't sing then I won't sing But +I do sing so that's what I love +to do today Yeah +yeah yeah yeah My +mom says that she wishes she was more +clever at this but it's okay It's +okay Duct +tape is not a good replacement for toilet +paper You +would get your butt all sticky and that +would suck That +would suck Let's +see I'm +just gonna pretend that that's in tune So +Tony W +Says sing your favorite Pokemon +I don't have a favorite Pokemon +I'm not really a Pokemon +kind of guy I played Pokemon +Go for a little while You +know I played it and I went outside +I'm gonna block Victoria +Here we go Bye +Because they were making me sad so I +just blocked them right away My +son likes to play Pokemon +He plays it when we go outside but +I don't always let him because I want +him to play and run and jump Oh +I used to have a song about Pikachu +How did that song go I am a +crazy Pikachu +from the Let +me see if I could pull out this +Pikachu song Pikachu +Crazy Pikachu +Oh I even have Do +I even have chords for that song Crazy +Pikachu How's +the song go Crazy +Pikachu Doo +doo doo doo doo doo doo Crazy +Pikachu That's +not how it goes Oh +God Sure +let's do that Let's +straighten my grandma Here +we go That's +better That's +better Bubby +I am a crazy Pikachu +from the jungles of Peru +why do what you have to do if +you can put it off until tomorrow Oh +wow Tomorrow +life at Let's +do it in a different key Let's +go lower Here +I am a crazy Pikachu +from the jungles of Peru +why do what you have to do if +you can put it off until tomorrow Until +tomorrow Life +is funny life is strange A +canary in a cage Tiny +actors on a stage Learning +how to beg Steal +and borrow and borrow do we always learn +from our mistakes When +you peel back the onion of the burning +of the cakes As +a crazy Pikachu +it is my duty to make nothing go +To make sure nothing goes as planned Once +upon once I was a minister Then +things got more sinister Holla +for said finisher And +I took all I had to ignore it +and to ignore it Molly +jumped a moving train I thought she was +so insane Till +I saw a heavy rain falling and it +wasn't getting her way Wasn't +getting her way Do +we always learn from our mistakes When +you peel back the onion or the burning +of the cakes As +a crazy Pikachu +it is my duty to make sure that +nothing goes as planned Cause +I'm a crazy Pikachu +that's as good of a crazy Pikachu +That I can do on such short notice +That's a song from year one of Song +A day so so long ago I can't +do a Katy +Perry cover Oh +boy My +son loves the song Roar +So potentially I could do that but I +really don't think I could Crooked +Natasha Sitting +on the wall Crooked +Natasha Hope +she doesn't fall Can +you please sing a Katy +Perry song No +I can't Cause +I don't know how it goes on I +want to fly with the dragon Fly +to the Paris +My chiropractor appointment is canceled thanks to C +O V +I D +19 Do +you ever feel just like a plastic bag +Lore Like +a dragonfly in Paris +Drifting through the wind Past +the museums and the old things that exist +like the steps of my mantra I'm +just a plastic bag I'm +just a A +plastic bag filled with inessential items that I +don't need I'm +just a plastic bag that's got me feeling +so bad to see me floating in the +wind Just +be careful and don't go in the water +no Animals +think that the jellyfish And +they go They +go blub blub blub blub blub And +they go blub blub blub blub blub I'm +drifting through the water near the jellyfish who +think that they're animals and the animals thinking +that they're jellyfish So +silly Or +the animals thinking that they are jellyfish Tokyo +Drift Tokyo +Drift Sharksdon't +live in ponds don't you know that sharks +don't live in ponds I thought I saw +one once but sharks don't Sharks +don't live in ponds Live +in pond living pond living Once +upon a time I called myself Game +Jew I sang songs about the Wii +I sang so many songs I forgot what +to say when people were just trying to +talk to me Sharks +don't live in ponds but goldfish do Sharks +don't live in ponds what about you In +the octopus garden in the shade So +I haven't done my song yet today One +little piece of that chunk that I just +sang is probably going to be my song +for the day But +to close out here I want to share +a song that I made a few days +ago Some +of you if you follow Song +a Day +may have seen this already several times Bear +with me Still +getting used to how this works So +here's a song that I made a few +days ago I saw a tweet from a +guy who works for Merriam +Webster the dictionary thing And +he tweeted a bunch of the most searched +for terms Oh +wow look at all these people coming spuds +here Amy +Hi guys I saw this guy from Merriam +Webster post about all the most searched for +terms as far as the coronavirus is concerned +And so I made a song out of +that So +let's just hear a little bit now of +the coronavirus anthem Goes +like this Pandemic +coronavirus quarantine corona epidemic draconian lockdown novel martial +law xenophobia and apocalypse Self +isolation cancel apoplectic presumptive endemic mitigate vector calamity +virus pestilence postpone come to Esque +Oh what this shit God +damn it What +the fuck is going on Pandemic +coronavirus quarantine corona epidemic being a lockdown novel +pressure law xenophobia and apocalypse Self +isolation cancelled Lipoprotein +endemic mitigate Vector +calamity virus postponed in Kafka +esque Oh +fuck this shit God +damn it What +the fuck is going on This +God damn it Oh +what the is going on What +the is going on So +that is the coronavirus anthem that I made +I posted it It's +on Spotify +It's on all the places So +we're gonna say goodbye here in a minute +But I do see Amy +She's got Flatter +Me a compliment card battle game is on +Kickstarter So +if you're looking for a game to play +when you're all quarantined away you can play +Flatter Me +by Amy +Go find it on Kickstarter +Post the link Post +the link Amy +Pepe Lapute +was Me +too I really like singing to you Sharks +don't live in ponds but goldfish do that's +what I said right now to you oh +oh hey hey that's right and now our +time has come to an end but tomorrow +I'll be back again Just +singing for my supper Singing +for my supper like I do and there's +the link to Amy's +Kickstarter starter I hope you do back it +Mm Looks +like I'm +settling into like a 3pm Eastern +time thing here So +generally speaking that's when it'll be 3pm 3pm +Improvising for about a half an hour and +sharing some song a day songs That's +what we're doing here Stay +safe out there folks Do +the social distancing Be +safe I love you See +you tomorrow" +i try to paint them straight but sometimes,"i go into a kind of trance i +get lost in the repetition with each line +i paint some sin will be forgiven i +spent 3 years at an art school in +the city but they said painting was dead +and that my work was shitty i started +to get conceptual until i didn't know what +was real i dropped out my senior year +and got behind the wheel now if you +pass me on the road you may look +down on me my work will never show +up in your fancy gallery i'll never have +an opening with cheese and expensive wine art +collectors scoff at my endless rows of lines +but every single line has more meaning lying +there than all the pieces being created in +every art school everywhere every single museum and +every gallery show couldn't match the sleeping beauty +of my lines upon the road" +I don’t know what the fuck is going on,"My incomprehension is just beyond i’m a moron +The lines are drawn with a white crayon +We wanted Aragorn and got aragog +Every generation +Thinks they’re witnessing the end +We’ve been living in summer +But the winter is coming +Your way of life +Was not sustainable anyway +The real question is +What will take it’s place" +Hey hey papas papas,"Hey hey hey papas +Happy +Father's +Day +Hey papas don't you look away +Cause it goes so fast +Cause the go so fast so fast" +When you finally reach the top of the,"mountain that you're climbing Are +you finally gonna stop forcing everything to rhyming +Are you gonn back to the star and +open up every chamber of your heart to +the love When +you finally reach the end of the race +that you've been running Will +you give up all pretense that you were +always gunning for something bigger than yourself Whoa +Admit that you were just in it for +yourself the whole time You +can strip away every piece of me Every +piece of me and I would say that +I will be all right if you do +that to me if I do that to +me if you do that to me if +you when you're finally done when you have +yourself Only +yourself to be blaming Will +you get help in the time that you're +gaining between all the little pellets from the +sky Falling +down They +hit you and you realize that you're that +guy that you tried so hard to not +be Will +you go the way of the dodo or +dinosaur Will +you be a kangaroo or a hippo or +something more Nothing +will prepare you for the places that you'll +go when you strip away everything when you +strip away every day" +I stepped up,"To the alter +And offered her my gift +She turned me down +I turned and left +My legs were so restless +I know my place in the wider scheme +I don’t pretend I’m anything +I packed my things and hit the trail +The trail to nowhere fast +I got a boost +From an apple tree +That looked like a hardened criminal +I left the shade +And got a tan +The clouds were leaving subliminal +Messages in my mind +Telling me to die +Fuck you clouds +I know my place +But you just float on by +The next morning +It was raining +I deserved it, I suppose +I made my way +Back to the alter +Life is circles, that’s how it goes +I know my place in the wider scheme +I don’t pretend I’m anything +I packed my things and hit the trail +The trail to nowhere fast" +Everything sits on a perilous edge,"But the edge is thick that it's kind of OK +You fall off and you'll break your leg +You stay on and you'll break your neck +Jibber Jabber Flibber Flabber +Cribber Crabber Nibber Nabber +Time on a ladder up to the moon +Buckets fall down and rings the rungs +The lightning sings a mean old tune +The perilous edge starts to sing along +Jibber Jabber Flibber Flabber +Cribber Crabber Nibber Nabber +Tippy the top of the mountain is dark +Down in the valley is nothing but light +The dance of the stars and sleep of the shark +Will make sure that you feel all right +Jibber Jabber Flibber Flabber +Cribber Crabber and Nibber Nabber +(whistle interlude) +Ghosts appear and they harmonize +They hold keys that jingle and jang +There's tea and bread as everyone tries +Little tiny pieces of lemon merengue +Jibber Jabber Flibber Flabber +Cribber Crabber and Nibber Nabber +Well, everything sits on a perilous edge +But the edge is thick that it's kind of OK +You fall off and you'll break your leg +You stay on and you'll break your neck +Jibber Jabber Flibber Flabber +Cribber Crabber of Nibber Nabber +Jibber Jabber Flibber Flabber +Cribber Crabber of Nibber Nabber +(whistle interlude)" +Sometimes I feel like I suck And,"I hate everything I'm +no good at what I do Who +are you Who +am I Oh +no Oh +no come true I wanna walk into one +and never come back I just don't wanna +live on this planet anymore Sometimes +sometimes sometimes sometimes sometimes That's +how I feel Don't +judge me I won't judge you It's +okay to be not okay Sometimes +that's life I mean I'm +fine I'm +just having a hard time this morning getting +it done and it makes me feel like +a loser Oh +oh oh Loser +Wind" +Murder in the underground,"Back stabbing on the steps +Further we go down +The rabbit hole +great big mess +Everybody's lying +Everybody's trying +To grab what they can +Everybody's dying +Everybody's spying +On everybody else's man +It's everybody, everybody 00 +For themselves +It's bang the gongs +And ring them bells +Handshakes and smiles +That don't reach the eyes +Steer the ship into the weeds +And put your power into piles +Everybody's lying +Everybody's trying +To grab what they can +Everybody's dying +Everybody's spying +On everybody else's man +It's everybody, everybody 00 +For themselves +It's bang the gongs +And ring them bells" +it’s my birthday,"I’m 33 +It’s traditional +For me to be +Naked +And dancing like this +I’d be naked all the time +If only I +Were allowed to +But society frowns +On being naked +And walking around +So when it’s my birthday +I’m Jonathan Mann +I make a song and dance naked because I can +it’s my birthday +Now I’m 33 +I got a little son +And a wife who love me +Time goes faster +Every year +I got a bald spot +And I admit a fear +Of the future +Where’s it gonna go? +My little son is gonna learn and grow +We live our life +We try to do right +And then someday we die" +You gotta bring it to light,"No matter what the cost +And once it all comes out +That’s when dice get tossed +You gotta bring it to light +And then you can be free +Don’t go round preaching righteousness +Until you walked darkly +You got something there inside you +It’s got fangs and an appetite +The TV might say never to deny you +But now I think you see that isn’t right +scorpion will alway sting +An angel of heave will always sing +And doing the same thing +Will always bring the same thing +You deserve everything that’s coming +And at some point everyone will too +My house is made of glass, its something +That allows me to see from here to beyond to you +We all crave a little retribution +So that explains what we are doing +As the planet burns, our sins are drooling +It’s a solution" +Turn yourself around I'm,"not gonna come back this way Leave +my heart upon the ground Right +where you left it when you went away +You can see me in your eyes You +can see me in the sunrise I'm +calling all the angels Come +hold me close again I'm +looking for my hope It's +gone Oh +it's gone Turn +yourself around and see the dust and ashes +fade A +heart upon the ground Right +where you left it when you went away +Oh my heart is a pumping stone Oh +my heart is like a whippoorwill But +I'm calling on the angels to hold me +in their arms again Just +like they did when I love one But +I'm holding on for dear life And +I'm looking for a sign When +nobody beneath me has any idea why Turn +yourself into another kind of animal A +bear or a bugaboo Something +that won't feel terrible Then +look me in my big brown eyes and +say what you have Smile +Cause all the angels want you Just +like they always do But +you will refuse them Because +you know what you are And +I don't know I don't I don't know +what I am anymore" +"But she doesn’t love me at all Oh,","whoa, woe is me She’s +as smooth as silk But +she doesn’t love me at all Listen +when I say that love’s a one way +street Feelings +are something you hide Maybe +she’s snooty Maybe +she’s racist If +only she could see my inside We +belong together more than ever like butter and +jam Though +my heart is currently sunken Pretty +soon we’ll be a’dunkin, oh yeah I’m +an Oreo +cookie who’s in love with his milk Soon +we’ll be together in your stomach By +then it won’t matter But +maybe it will Maybe +in the afterlife she’ll love me One +dunk, two bites There +I go Flushed +down with her milkiness We’re +mixing all together and now I know what +it’s like to experience bliss We +belong together more than ever like butter and +jam Though +my heart is currently sunken Pretty +soon we’ll be a’dunkin, oh yeah Oreos" +Goat trading goat,"Where metas are made +Goat trading goat +Where your funds are safe +Bootstrap your token +Yeah it won’t cost you anything +No need to provide liquidity +You can launch in one transaction +But the best part of all +Is the meta that they’ve built in +Your token is gamified +It’s win-win-win +Goat trading goat +Where metas are made +Goat trading goat +Where your funds are safe +With a dividend token +When revenue comes in +You can easily share it with +Your users based on how many tokens they hold +With the tax share token +Give the taxes to those a holding +If the price goes down or up +Hodlers still be getting some +With the lottery token +Every buy is a chance to win +pot of taxes +Every single buy is thrillin +These are all the token types +That goat trading has designed +Simple to launch and deploy +To make your token meta pop +You can make it so your token has +An ever decreasing supply +By burning some of the fees +It’s the taxburn token +Everybody burning +Maybe you want your holders to +Put their tokens to good use +Make tokens decay over time +Less used in a way you specify +Put some of the fees in a vault as eth +These can be redeemed proportionally +So the token price has a floor +It’s like a backstop guarantee" +You are defined by the people around you,"It’s not hard to find borders and schisms +Corners, gaps, the membranes impenetrable +The house brick by brick, so empty it’s full +The cellular automata that break all the rules +The quantum mechanics that rule all the quarks +The limbs you go out on to get a response +You are defined by the people around you +It’s not hard to find the waves and the patterns +The thoughts, the feelings, the memories inexorable +The minds so complete, they never find each other +The bees that are dancing, and the ants that leave pheromones +The dog that is talking to the duck with the fallopian tubes +That twist and contract to keep out a rapist +You are defined by the people around you +It’s not hard to find the change and the crazy +The pendulum cut from one piece of matter and the +Chaos and order machines and living +Flesh on the bone and the sounds of the summer +The grass never growing, the desert succumbing +The breast of the girl that heaves for the soldier" +Does 6 debates seem like enough?,"Not to me, no not to me +So who’s responsible for that +It’s the head of the DNC +Her name is Debbie Wasserman Schultz +And in 2008 +She worked on Clinton’s campaign +She’s decided to limit debate +In the hopes that less people +Will know Bernie’s name +But you can call the DNC +And tell them you want more debates +Like in a healthy democracy +202-863-8000 +Hey, Debbie Wasserman Schultz +We’re gonna call and complain until we get results +Only 6 debates, we think that’s whack +We think there ought to be at least triple that" +Join my neighbor Ray,"and I for a trip back in time +to one year ago where we embarked on +a holiday journey to Florida, +where buses, soda and restrooms provided joy and +diversion. I got into a time machine And +went back one year I found myself pooping +In a Tallahassee +rest stop I said we don’t have time +for this It’s +the end of the line I wiped my +butt and Got +on the bus And +went forward in time We +passed through towns Where +alligators outnumbered people We +started going down Underground +and then we went deeper And +the whole time You +were on my mind I couldn’t escape the +feeling We +were doomed We +arrived at the gates of hell Palm +Beach Springs +As the clock struck twelve I heard the +killer bell ring I grabbed my 2019 self +And said it’s now or never He +just looked me Said +it’s too late And +he disappeared" +I didn’t like it,"And that’s why I didn’t put a ring on it +I didn’t like it +And that’s why I didn’t put a ring on it +But evolutionarily speaking +Now that you’re dancing with him +It makes you more attractive +To me +Cause now +You’re a viable mate +Where before +You were just a woman +It appears +I may be too late +I’ll be more careful in the future +I didn’t like it +And that’s why I didn’t put a ring on it +I didn’t like it +And that’s why I didn’t put a ring on it" +Everyday I sit down to write my song,"Should I make a short one or should +it be long Should +it be just acoustic or more produced I +all washed up or do I have some +juice Left +in me Should +I write about crypto or something topical Should +I write about the horrors I see in +Gaza I feel guilty for writing or not +I feel guilty for not getting enough done +Each day So +then I just make another song about writing +a song a day classic choice when I +don’t know what choice to make Do +I write another verse or just keep it +at one I’ve +got a meeting at noon, I’ve +got to get this done Everyday +I sit down to write my song I +wrote that first verse after taking the two +year old to daycare I just took the +10 year old to camp Now +it’s 9:48 and I’m +running out of time Our +roof is being replaced I could write about +that But +whatever I guess this song is almost done +I’ve got to record it now and do +the video Then +export and spreadsheet and then post" +This is your sonic ???,"Your ears from left to right +And all along +It is familiar +You’ve always been here +You know this song +But something’s changing +The strangest feeling +Comes in waves +You can’t deny it +At first it’s quiet +But now it’s swing +It plays in the noon day sun +It plays in the smoking gun +It plays in the sky above +And it plays when ??? +It plays when you hear the call +It plays anywhere at all +It plays out beyond the stars +It plays anywhere you are +Let your ears decide +They will be your guide +Let your ears decide +??? +Let your ears decide +They will be your guide +Let your ears decide +They will be your guide" +Koalas koalas,"Climbing up trees that are tall as so tall as koala bears +Doing a koala bear dance +Taking koala bear chance +O koalas +Koala walla wallas o koala +You know that +I would follow you up the tree to eat the leaf +Cause you are the koala +O all of you are koalas +Oh +I love you are koalas +Oh +I love you are koalas +K k k k k koala koala k +Koala walla walla koala +Wow +I'm really tired +Feeling sick like +I'm coming down with something +It's been coming on for a few days +It's coming on strong today though +That was from old pal cuphead +Koalas +Keep those song requests coming +I like them +Give me some +Give me some weird and wacky song requests and +I'll write them in my altered state that +I'm +That +I'm in" +It doesn't matter doesn't matter doesn't matter doesn't,"matter doesn't matter doesn't matter doesn't matter doesn't +matter doesn't matter doesn't matter if I don't +change over time if I remain the way +that I if I don't change into something +that I dream of does that mean nothing +I don't know doesn't matter doesn't matter doesn't +matter doesn't matter doesn't matter doesn't matter doesn't +matter doesn't matter doesn't matter doesn't matter we're +made of stars we're made of space there's +our lungs filled up all over the place +But I don't roll I don't change over +time I stay the same I stay the +same I can't change I stay the same +doesn't matter doesn't matter doesn't matter doesn't matter +doesn't matter doesn't matter doesn't matter doesn't matter +doesn't matter doesn't matter doesn't matter doesn't matter +doesn't matter doesn't matter O +okay I think I've +written this song before I don't know but +I'm pretty sure I've +sung a phrase It +doesn't matter I've +used that title from here to November +Doesn't matter doesn't matter doesn't matter Doesn't +doesn't matter doesn't matter doesn't matter doesn't matter +doesn't matter doesn't matter matter" +Back I'm,"going back Back +to where I started from Back +I'm going back, oh Back +to where I started from It's +not, no it's not The +place that I call my home But +it's where I'm +going, oh Every +time you set out You +find out what you are made of Getting +lost and lost control You +face the thing you're most afraid of I +was gone but now I'm +back In +the space my face reflects the changes Blue +sky above me says Do +your best to stay outrageous Do +your best to remain outrageous Back +I'm going back Back +to where I started from Back +I'm going back, oh Back +to where I started from It's +not, no it's not The +place that I call my home But +it's where I'm +going, oh Mother +nature outside Mother +nature inside you screaming Remembering +the first time Parse +the clues to find some meaning If +the meaning isn't there Mocking +birds will start to singing City +sounds around you will Hark +the windy angel bringing Bringing +me back Back +I'm going back Back +to where I started from Back +I'm going back, oh Back +to where I started from It's +not, no it's not The +place that I call my home But +it's where I'm +going, oh I can squeeze myself into The +suit I used to do so easy I +use a hammer and a saw To +pick up all the pieces If +the pieces do not fit I'll +grind them up into a dusty Sprinkle +them on sacred spots Where +I taught myself how to be trusting" +Welcome home,"Deploy the drone +And on and on and on it goes +As I roam +I must atone +The dust will settle here the most +And I call myself the chief +But I’m chasing pure relief +Baby you stick to me like silly string +On tall grass +Honey I would do most anything +If you ask +On Labor Day +We say OK +On a dime we reclaim our time +The fat cat stays +We’ve all been played +For a nickel and a pretty rhyme +But I rustle up some help +And we go busting ourselves out" +I'm in a bubble state of mind,"Nothing outside this bubble that's worth my time +I can't wait to see what's next +Tangled knots of legs +I'm in a bubble state of mind +There's nothing else in all creation +There's just this bubble and it's endless patience +Time stops and starts +to the rhythm of our hearts +i'm in a bubble state of mind +People out the window +Go about their business like they do +I try to imagine +The things they're going through +But the bubble keeps my brain on a single one track +And before I know it I am lying on my back +I'm in a bubble full of grace +I'd give anything to stay just right in this place +All my cards laid out before me +You accept me and my stories +I'm in a bubble state of mind" +At Williams College,"In the late 80s +Three men met +Among the Massachusetts trees +T hey dreamed of design +For everyone +But first they backpacked +Around Asia for six months +Charlie Maurice and John +They created BluDot +Modern furniture +And good design for everyone +You know you’re gonna love it +When you see that blue logo +Designed with love +In their Minneapolis studio +As they made their way +Through Thailand and Japan +They hatched their big idea +grand ambitious plan +They finally came home +And got different jobs +But in 1997 +They founded BluDot" +All the witches making out with the gargoyles,"All the kittens lapping up blood +All the trolls dipping balls in the tin foil +All the mermaids wrestle in the mud +All the giants drop deuce on the water tower +All the skeletons bone in the fields +All the Supermans abuse their big powers +The captain americas shovel snow with their shields" +Oooooh ooh oooh,"Oooooh ooh oooh +By the looks of it +By the looks of it +30 percent +30 percent +Chance of precipitation +Throw the book at it +Throw the book at it +And you will get +And you will get +The dance of incarceration +Oooooh ooh oooh +Oooooh ooh oooh +By the looks of it +By the looks of it +It's a dirty deed +It's a dirty deed +That someone knew needed doing +I took it in +I took it in +30 percent +30 percent +Chance of feel like dancing +Oooooh ooh oooh +Oooooh ooh oooh +Throw it away +Grow a bouquet +Know what to say +When Peter looks down at you" +Will a song about the hashtag,"Increase or decrease my chances +With that kind of money +I'd do 1.5 million dances +With that kind of money +I'd write 1.5 million songs +Where everyone can sing along +#Esurancesave30 +Don't know about you but +I'm feeling purdy +Good tonight +I've got a good woman by my side +And a baby on the way +The future is wide open full of possibilitays +That Super Bowl was such a bust +I could scarcely believe it +And then there was John Krasinski +Right when I was leaving +And now their 30 percent message +Is seared into my brain +I picked up my Guitarelele +And immediately exclaimed +#Esurancesave30 +Don't know about you but +I'm feeling purdy +Good tonight +I've got a good woman by my side +And a baby on the way +The future is wide open full of possibilitays" +We’re taking our human for a walk,"You’ve got to give him some exercise +Otherwise he just talk and talk +And get’s all anxious, and cries +Run run human +Run for your life +If you just sit around +You will die +We’re taking our human for a stroll +We suggest you do the same +Run until you regain control +And he begs forgiveness, forgets his name" +I was two dimensional,"20 feet tall +If I turned to the side +You couldn’t see me at all +Floatin’ by the aircraft carrier feeling buoyant and bemused +woman looked out at me curious and confused +Beeple was there too +giant stepping on ants +We played in his bedroom +Hiding from his parents +I broke one of his toys but he said that’s all right +Then we begged our parents to let us spend the night +There is nothing sacred +There is nothing gained +The human heart will reach out +When it is constrained +The human heart will lash out +Locked up and denied +The universe keeps turning +Solid blocks of time" +Well I haven't played a solo show,"In a really, really long time +I guess maybe I haven't been in a solo state of mind +But a solo show is a misnom-nom +Cause even if you're playing alone +Unless nobody came to your show +You're not really playing alone +So it's a solo show together +It’s a solo show together +Solo show together +Solo show together +Well, I haven't played a solo show +In many many years +I guess maybe a solo show +Is facing some old fears +But a solo show is a misnom-nom +Cause even if you're playing alone +Unless no one came to your show +You're not really playing alone +It's a solo show together +Solo show together +Solo show together +Yeah it’s a solo show together +And even if nobody comes to your show +Don't be sad oh no no +Think of it as practice +If you throw a party and no one comes +You feel rejected and you feel dumb +But someone somewhere loves you +And that's enough +‘Nuff, ‘nuff, ‘nuff +It's been a long time between solo shows +But the time just flies and flies +Maybe I've gotten some thicker skin +Maybe I’m more wise +solo show is a misnom-nom +Unless you're completely alone +But you're never completely alone +But also you are always completely alone +It's a solo show together +It’s a solo show together +Solo show together +Solo show together +It’s a solo show together +It’s a solo show together +Oooh oooh +Solo show together +It’s a solo show together" +There’s a hot sun beating down on me,"And a cold wind from the north +All the trees are telling their stories +Swaying back and forth +I don’t take pride in what I do +I just try to do my best +I don’t look a gift horse in the mouth +I just sit right on it’s chest +All of the time +It’s all of the time +I’ve got all the time in the universe +I got so much time it’s coming out of my eyes +And man that really hurts" +Cheap TVs and fruit year round,"Dinosaur bones sucked up from the ground +From the moment we were born +To the second we die +We’ve all been living +On borrowed time +The power keeps flowing +And the aisles are full +The market is flush +With cheap capital +You don’t matter +Long as I got mine +We all been living +On borrowed time +And when the bill comes due we’ll see +Who’s head is in the guillotine +It might be you or me +Borrowed time ain’t free +And we’re pouring gasoline +When some people have +So much they cant keep track +And other people have +Just the clothes on their back +Winners and losers +Who draws the lines +We’re all living +On borrowed time +`" +i looked around and saw a million others,"like me and i knew that this was +gonna be my life not a single quality +about me that i like and i knew +that i would get away i knew that +i be myself someday i was packed up +and shipped with 20 of my brothers pushed +up against my ribs from the cold steel +rooms i called home to a dark and +musty truck crowded but alone i ended up +on some brightly lighted shelf and i knew +that someday i would be myself some kids +came in one day and bought me i +was scanned and paid for was 2 dollars +thirty before i knew it i was filled +up with beer and then i was discarded +and filled up with fear people dancing everywhere +i was almost crushed someone kicked me out +the door and i felt blessed with good +luck cause then i was struck with lightening +and i grew legs for walking and hands +for manipulating and i grew lips for talking +and i went inside and told those kids +that life was a precious, precious thing and +after they all stopped screaming then we all +started dancing!" +I always feel like I’m waiting,"And I know that it’s dumb +Waiting for some kind of future +That will never ever come +Or to more accurately say it +The future I’m waiting for +Where I have everything I want +Is here it’s banging on the door +Here I am +Waiting is what feels natural +Looking forward or behind +Never here what is around me +That’s my entire life +I’m sitting at my desk now +Feeling anxious and afraid +That’s just how I’m feeling +No need for a whole parade" +We’re dancing and making art,"Toiling in the garden +And the fairy woodland creatures welcome you to Spintown +Spintown (welcome you to Spintown) +Spintown +Youtube jungle navigated, traversed +Where music and dance fall face first +Curated and presented, hungry, unrelenting +Representing one man’s vision of the best that’s being offered +Spintown! +Spintown (spin, spin, spin, spin) +Spintown +1, 2, 3, 4 +Spintown (welcome you to Spintown) x4 +We welcome you to Spintown +Welcome!" +Don't tell me Steve,"Jobs wouldn't have shipped iOS maps I love +the man and I always will but he +was not immune to crap Can +we talk about the G4 +Cube or the hockey puck This +is the man that shipped MobileMe, +and skeuomorphic leather sucks Let's +get this out of the way because I +want to be really clear And +it makes me sad to say, I'm +shedding Apple +tears iOS maps is not as good as +google maps, no no It +is a step backwards a direction no one +likes to go Apple +exercising control over their platform oh you're surprised +Making business decisions that negatively effect their users +Stop the presses watch for falling skies I +was there when they got rid of floppy +drives And +before that serial connectors Firewire +400 and then Firewire +800 Do +you think that made life better for their +users? In +the short term heck no it didn't But +in the long term, I survived And +I can think of plenty of times Over +the last 5 years When +Google maps let me down It's +took me straight down dead end streets I've +seen misplaced parks and gotten blistered feet from +getting turned around Is +Google maps better than iOS maps Yes, +you know it is Will +iOS get you to where you need to +go Most +of the time it will oh oh" +You’re scared,"I know because I’m scared too +When the whole wide world +Feels just like you +It’s a tidal wave +Of anxiety +Something so tiny +That you can’t even see +The Corona +Crazy time +Fear is good sometimes +It’ll save your life +I’d save yours +Would you save mine +Then stay in doors +And sing this song +When the days are lonely +And the nights are long +The Corona +Crazy time +Our first pandemic +Here we are +Won’t be the last +What seems bizarre +Will become normal +That’s how it goes +And all of the cracks +That it will expose +Need fixing a +Like yesterday +Let’s do it +Corona +Crazy time" +His name is Gary,"When he wakes up +He looks into his bathroom mirror +And says you scary +Your time has come +To fill criminals with fear +Gonna meet with FTX +Gonna totally miss Celsius +Gonna let Voyager run wild over retail +But staking a service +Oh my my now what a mess +And Kim Kardashian should be brought to heel +Gary (Gary!) +Fuck you man, you’re bad at this +Gary (Gary!) +Find another job, just call it quits +Gary +Wants so bad +For the lights to be on him +He makes videos +It’s quite sad +And it’s why he met with Sam +How can we take you serious +When you straight up missed gray scale’s products +And now you come for one thing we all agree +Is not a scam not it’s not +You missed BlockFi Terra and Hodlnaut +You are goddamn idiot Gary" +There’s a lion in my hotel room,"Look out it’s gonna eat me +It’s making a funny face +I hope it knows how to treat me +I hope that when I’m sleeping +It doesn’t it doesn’t dance on my head +It doesn’t spit in my eye +And eat me till I’m dead x" +Jonathan Greenblatt from the ADL loves Elon Musk,"But Jewish Voice for Peace he calls a terrorist +Jonathan Greenblatt from the ADL loves John Hagee +But would send to the gulag, any Jew like me +No, no they don’t keep us safe +Rather see us killed +No, no they don’t keep us safe +God damn the ADL +No, no they don’t keep us safe +And they never will +No, no they don’t keep us safe +Fuck the ADL +Jonathan Greenglatt from the ADL wants the feds +To spy on student activists, like they did my grandparents +Jonathan Greenblatt from the ADL will recruit +Young jews to spy on each other, to boot +Jonathan Greenblatt from the ADL says jewish hate +Has risen hard and fast at an unprecedented rate +But the metric that he used includes words like mine +That demand the occupation end and free Palestine" +I heard you like proofs,"So we put proofs +In your proofs +Proofs for breakfast, lunch and dinner +Proofs in the fall, spring, summer and winter +Proofs, Proofs, Proofs +Proofs to be secure while also protect privacy +Proofs can do both of these things simultaneously +Proofs it is not magic or some trick on your behalf +It is just math +No Turtles or Gods allowed +It’s proofs all the way down +In the water +In your broccoli and bread +Proofs in the grey matter in your head" +Struggle to be motivated,"I just want to curl +Up and go to sleep again +Forget about the world +That’s OK I tell myself +But it’s not says another part +Of me I don’t know if it’s +My brain or my heart +Standing on the precipice +And I think I’m gonna jump +And fly away from here +And try and find me some +Thing new +That’s impossible +No it’s not I yell out loud +As I am taking off through the clouds +Struggle to be motivated +So I’m looking to the past +Sad little hotel room +Anxiety is too the max +That’s OK I tell myself +But it’s not says another part +Of me I don’t know if it’s +My brain or my heart +Wasted time and energy +Never to be replaced +But energy is in the universe +Never really goes to waste +Can’t be created +Or destroyed +From the meanest prism +To the darkest alloy +Pretty lights and colors +Pick me up and then +I’m floating on a slip stream +new environment +Then I open my eyes +And oops I fell asleep +Time to write my song +So quickly" +I made a deal,"With my unconscious +But they didn’t keep +Their end of the bargain +No more bad dreams +That’s not what I got though +pile of money +For an Italian palazzo +Once you stick your nose where it +Don’t belong +You find yourself staring down the barrel of a +Gun with no good choices baby +When I woke up +I was still me looking at the sunlight +Peeking through the shades +Another day +Without a clue as to what +I should be doing all day" +So obvious,"So obvious +It's in the way you dress +The way you second it +So obvious +So obvious +So obvious +So obvious +You always do your best +The way you heave your chest +So obvious +So obvious +So obvious +So obvious" +Take another look at the home that you took for granted,"Another look to see at the overgrown seeds of planted +And then you climb right over the fence +The regret is too intense +And then you climb right over the fence +and fuck off +Hold another thought in the middle of a paradox, +you can't quite fit all of it into the box +So just climb right over the fence +Even if nothing makes sense +Climb right over the fence +and fuck off +fuck off for the answers that will never come +fuck off for the universe that makes you feel so dumb +Fuck off For the burden you didn't ask for and don't want +And then fuck off, +Fuck off +Fuck off, fuck off, +Fuck off +You ping the future like a bat with sonar in the caverns +You're a stuck child You can't decompile your patterns +So just climb right over the fenceA +nd when you ask where it went +We say I climbed right over the fence. +Fuck off. +When you awake, you're in an earthquake in London +Everybody's running and you made something for nothing. +Yeah, you climbed right over the fence. +You were seismic and intense +and you climbed right over the fence. +He said fuck off +fuck off For the answers that never come. +fuck off for the answers that will never come +fuck off for the universe that makes you feel so dumb +Fuck off For the burden you didn't ask for and don't want +And then fuck off, +Fuck off +Fuck off, fuck off, +Fuck off" +I'm watching impeachment testimony and working on songs,"simultaneously I'm +trying to get some work done but it's +so interesting It's +only the third time this kind of thing +has been on tv and the first time +I was not alive yet and the second +time I was just a teenager Devin +Nunez has never done anything remotely of note +Just look at his Wikipedia +bio It's +completely empty Aside +from being elected as a congressman and he +sits here insulting troops Support +the troops Support +the troops but not these troops No +no no I'm +sitting here watching impeachment test writing songs putting +food on the table for my family That's +what I'm +doing today Oh +no That's +all I wanted to say This +song is pretty dumb but that's okay" +I wanna collapse my folding chair,"I see myself from the outside just sitting there +Not everything has to be a fight +You won’t find your shadow at night +When there’s no moon +And no stars +And no bright lights +Coming from cars +It’s just dark +I wanna collapse into my bed +And dream away the anxiety in my head +As a matter of fact that’s why I write +Songs that are like a shadow at night +When there’s no moon +And no stars +And no bright lights +Coming from cars +It’s just dark +I want to collapse the distance between +How you see me and how I see me +Easier said than done just like +Trying to find a shadow at night +When there’s no moon +And no stars +And no bright lights +Coming from cars +It’s just dark" +If you could stand in the speed of light,"Then you just might +See all of time +We go slow in a single point +With a ponderous mind +But this guy Einstein +Said I don’t really think that it works like this +Time is an illusion and time is fixed +What you feel that you think is time +It’s just the universe breathing, baby +And in the long slow steady climb +That’s life you’re receiving, honey +At the precipice of a black hole +Time goes slow +But you’d never know +To you things might even seem normal +Until you’re ripped in two +And the pieces of you +Are broken down further to constituent parts +universe ends and a universe starts" +Going to pay my respects to you Going,"to get us all out of here if +it's the last thing I do You +going to fly higher than a plane I +might float away into space and go insane +But I gonna do it man Gonna +lay down the track for the train Gonna +fill up what I like with my name +and the only way out is through at +least that's what they Long +as I'm +with you doesn't matter either way Cuz +I going to do it mine Way +this time oh wait this time oh way +this time wait this time" +I saw you at the Laundromat,"You were looking so evil +Someone picked up a coin and you said +I just can’t stand people +I don’t dress up for halloween +But to you it’s a religion +I’m trying to avoid processed sugar +But wouldn’t refuse if it’s given +Gotta let it go +Do it cuz I say so +Just let it flow +Right through you +Gotta rest up +You need your strength +In a couple of hours +When there’s no gas in the tank" +Oh that's really bright You,"gotta give me a break I know this +won't come out right Oh +for goodness sake I'm +on the Manhattan +Bridge Climbing +up over over the ridge I'm +driving home in a taxi and it's oh +so relaxing the light is bright Two +days in a row I've +made up a song on the spot This +is all that I I got When +I'm running around and I'm +making the sound coming out of my mouth +Just like whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa +whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa yeah" +You’re over there,"And I’m over here +And I want you +To be over here +Across the borders +Across the sea +I want you +To be here with me +Keep your borders +Off of me +Can’t keep me down +Set me free +Keep your borders +For yourself +let the rest of us go +Everywhere else" +We're so winning all the time,"We never run out of words to rhyme +We never run out of food to eat +We never run out of comfortable beds +In which to sleep +It's just another +It's just another bad day +She tired of the mess +Put back into all the nests +You won't find me in the road +Cause it's +I see +Oh no no +It's just another nothing bad +I never gave myself a chance +To figure out +How to take off my pants +And dance around and move +Just like +Like +I used to +Just like +I used to do +Everybody wants to be the one +To go outside and shoot the gun +To hide beneath the spinning wheel +To tell what's right from what is real +It's just another +Another bad day" +Marilyn Langlois was born in El Serido,"Marilyn Langlois grew up in the Bay +Marilyn Langlois, I think she’s really neato +Marilyn Langlois, today is her birthday +Her favorite color is green +She speaks five languages +Is a radical activist and a mother of two +She loves taking hikes +Is learning to grow vegetables, vegetables +And she works for the mayor of Richmond +Marilyn Langlois x3 +Yeah" +Because freedom is more important than occupationIt's more,"important than the government getting economic resuscitation I +get around find with a weekly MetcardAnd +don't give a toss about MykiHairspray +makes my hair set hard And +that's how I get it all spiky Give +me whisky and bandaids for my wounds The +apocalypse can't come too soon Just +open your mind to a soulful benderPut away +that uke and pick up a Fender" +One little dream You,"got to put it in your pocket Save +it for the end of time Put +your hopes into a rocket with pennies in +the sockets Not +anything but small town crime I got a +nose for fishing baddies on the roof of +my monster flying down highway number vibe you +luck will grow your cash But +you're heading for a crash And +you won't make it out alive So +don't waste your precious time When +things are feeling breezy If +that's difficult or easy All +depends on your point of view When +the detail and the raincoat's coming strong All +the sides will point to you Put +your brain into a net and shoot it +into space Somebody +will find it out there tend to it +and grow it And +if they don't blow it you'll live forever +So don't waste your precious time Your +precious time" +I thought Jeff Sessions was real bad,"And he was +Does William Barr give him a run for his money +He does +Carrying water for a wanna be +Dictator it’s gross +It’s hard trying to figure out +Which one of them I loathe the most +Thanks to Katie Bouman +And a bunch of scientists we now +Get to see a black hole for the first time +Holy cow +It fills me with terror and awe deep in my soul +And I think we should throw Trump and William Barr +Into that hole +Where time would slow down +And they’d be stretched into atoms so thin +They wouldn’t know where they end +And the universe begins +I stare at the image and feel myself so small +What do I do with this anger +I guess nothing at allxq" +Snow falls bright and I wish we would,"lose our own right And +you follow me on We +can't stop this and I wish we would +lose our own right And +you follow me on" +When the lawn turns white,"And the pond gets icy +It's time for hot chocolate +And driving so dicy +Cause these dirt, dirt roads +Are unforgiving +And that's just what you get +When you're living +In the woods +When it's 14 degrees +And the trees hang low +You put on Sound of Silence +And play nintendo +The rhythm in the songs +Keep your mind from decaying +Samus is your friend +It's the game we're always playing +In the woods +In the woods you can dream of cities so huge +Of making a name out in the world +You can watch people dance on the TV +And you grab your crotch and spin and twirl +When the time slows down +And icicles form +I see caves in the snow +And elves so forlorn +I see giant camels walking +I see dark eyed dragons +There is no limit +To the things that I imagine +In the woods +Now the city streets are white +And sheets of ice fall down +I'm hurrying this way +And that way all around +Now I'm creaky and slow +Held together with tape +But there's a place that I go +When I want to escape into +The woods" +Are you gonna stick around for the ending,"Are you gonna stick around +Be friending +You don't gotta look away +But you gotta look somewhere today +Today +Are you gonn +Are you going to stick around +Everybody's living up in the clouds and you down on the ground +You don't got to look at what you're doing wrong +You don't got to look at what might make you strong +Cause you're weak and you don't speak with any authority +Yeah you're meek +Cheek to cheek with all the cows in the field +You don't gotta look away today +You don't gotta look away +Hey hey hey +You don't gotta look away today +You don't gotta look away +You don't gotta look away +You don't gotta look away +You don't gotta look away" +Remember what I said when I was almost,"dead That +day by the river in August +You were just falling off your horse when +I said ha ha Of +course When +you filed for divorce with Hobbits +And the Hobbits +danced and the Hobbits +danced and they did a little dance Caus +I didn't want to be married anymore Yeah +the Hobbit +stand hold on Cause +he didn't want to be married anymore When +I picked up the stick you looked at +me like a brick And +he said oh the air is thick with +all the smoke from the fire And +I lit all the fire till I could +not breathe anymore And +I said well that's it I guess we're +getting a divorce from the Hobbits +And the hobbits dance Yeah +the hobbits dance Cause +they didn't want to be married anymore Yeah +the hobbit dance and the hopping stance Cause +they didn't want to be marri The +Gandalf swung his staff harder than a map +at the back and he had a million +dots racing underneath that big point he had +of his hand Erichorn +was there and he looked at me with +a stare and he said oh I don't +care Let's +get divorced from the Hobbits +And stance only dance because they didn't want +to be married You +and more for me And +they dance because they didn't want to be +married anymore" +Please come back and join the human race,"Where we don’t have a taste for blood +Please come back and join the human race +We know it’s wrong to kill, uh huh +You don’t take your job seriously +You’ve been given the right to kill +And instead of not taking advantage of that +Inevitably you will +You murder +In cold blood +For no reason +Come back and join the human race +Any good you’ve ever done +Wiped out in a moment +great big giant waste +Please come back and join the human race +We’ve got the capacity to see +That everybody has the right to live +Even if they don’t look like me +You have the right to kill with no consequences +And it has corrupted your soul +You don’t see people in front of you +Just monsters to control" +Turn Your Phone PSA,") +Please film in landscape mode +Turn your phone, please turn your phone +Please film in landscape more +Turn your phone sideways +I wanna see that subway spat +I wanna see that roomba cat +I wanna see your baby laugh +I wanna see that bunny bath +If you film with the phone upright +It looks like this and this ain't right +If you film with the phone straight and tall +It'll look like this not right at all +Please film in landscape mode +Turn your phone, please turn your phone +Please film in landscape more +Turn your phone sideways +Look at this cool octopus +It looks much cooler if you film like this +Filmed this way I look gross +But see I'm only buttering toast +You don't want to film vertically +Your computer's simply not shaped that way +So if you're shooting video +Turn your phone please turn your phone" +Vesna Donald Ulysses and Meeka,"Lived in a single double wide +Donald in the bedroom, making his banjos +It was getting kinda cramped +It was getting very tight +There’s been a lot of crime around +They said, hey now we’ve got to get out +And so they bought a house +Down on Farmham Street +The Farmhouse on Farmham Street +The new home of the Kovach family +Over in Columbus, that’s where they want to be +It’s the Farmhouse on Farmham street +They’ll have a half acre to get a gardening +The house is more than double the size +The new house has got a really big kitchen +So they’ll be cooking up a storm, with fresh herbs and spice +They’ll paint the rooms like ancient Crete +And Donald in the garage with his banjo beat +Since Vesna learned PHP, +They’re moving down to Farmham street" +Don't give up,"Don't give up +You know love +Will find you +Up where you belong +Where you belong +So don't give up +You find love +Somewhere somehow +You find love +Love +All my time has been spent +Life +All my words have broken down +The curvature of the earth +Earth +Of the earth +The earth +Once +I felt in love with you +I could see +Right through the pain +Down into the truth +So don't give up +Don't give up +You know love +So don't give up +No" +Playing a good video game,"Is like doing a good anything +Reading a book +Watching a movie +The feeling I get is just the same +You might thinks games are just mindless mush +Full of shooting and killing and buttons to push +And you would be right some of the time +But there're games that'll just blow your mind +In any form of artistic profession +You'll find the full range of human expression +Some of it's great and some of it sucks +Some luxury cars and some broken down trucks +Playing a good video game +Makes me not want to do anything +Else at all with my time so I'm +Gonna get back to mine +Right now" +i have been so lonely,"my husband disappeared +15 years ago +when you're an armadillo +it's a hard pill to swallow +and one day i heard, ""hello"" +and i looked around +and i heard, ""no you gotta look down"" +he looked just like my husband +but he was very tiny +the desert sun was shining +his back was kind of shiny +but when he spoke again i knew +that he was not my husband +i ask him what his name was +and his friends joined him to sing +and his friends joined him to sing +they said we're armadillidiidae +armadillidiidae +armadillidiidae +better known colloquially +as pill bugs, pill bugs +armadillidiidae +and we're sorry about your husband +but sometimes it helps to sing +we're armadillidiidae +armadillidiidae +armadillidiidae +better known colloquially +as pill bugs, pill bugs +armadillidiidae" +I might have lost my way,"I could have told some little fibs +Like in the olden days +Before we learned what any of this is +The earth was a fiery mess +Nothing more and nothing less +The first mitochondrial split +Brought about the end of all of it +I couldn’t see or speak +My legs were heavy my countenance weak +I cast about for a hold +Something to carry me up out of the cold +Conversations with God +Could only end up in the dizzying knot +The earth was a frozen pit +Brough about the end of all of it +The cover of the night +Resonated to bring it all to life +In little cracks and dreams +Wild ideas and shoots of green +And still we stood apart +Tending the soil, rending our hearts +The earth was a single breath +Brought about the end of death" +Fire helicopters go to rescue some things. To,"rescue them get out of the house. Woo +woo woo. There's +some on the left of the link. Fire +helicopter to the rescue. You +will come to the rescue. Get +out of the helicopter say woo woo woo. +Give the people you rescued a wink. Fire +helicopter to the rescue. You +will come or to the rescue. Get +out of the helicopter say woo woo woo. +Give the people you rescued a wink." +Flat the circle is and it goes around,"Every thing is lost before it’s found +Big Bang and then it grows +Ambitious highs and lows +No matter how you try you can’t stop the rain +Thermodynamic laws are written plain +No matter which way you go +We’re bending like a bow, let go +Stretching and contracting in the air +Something is and then it isn’t there +By any other name the rose +It’s all just kind of gross +Spooky is the action in the dark +Risking all you are and all you aren’t +Say goodbye to the last neutrino +All that’s left is a shimmering glow +TIME SHOW, TIME SHOW +TIME SHOW, TIME SHOW" +i'm trying' to think of ways to prove him wrong,"culture ain't static +and also ain't automatic +and if violence is innate +then human to human +we gotta change what we're doing +and we must create +a culture of peace +but you know that's hard +when we're fighting two wars +that's hard when so much money is made on wars +most of my taxes +go to defenses but if it went instead to schools +the cycle is broken +and then we are open +to entirely new sets of rules +fear can +be disguised as many things +even a patriotic eagle spreading her wings +if we shut down the borders +then we say other cultures +are something to be feared +and we invite the destruction +of anyone that is different +that seems to be strange or weird" +My wife,"Date night +After 3 months locked up in Quarantine +Waiting +For shredded cheese +As it’s the only way that she can eat +Fajitas +It’s the only way she can eat fajitas +She cannot eat fajitas any other way +Cuz it’s the only way that she can eat fajitas +Gotta stop blaming COVID19 +We’ve asked +4 people +Going on 18 minutes now +Gotta stop +Blaming +Covid cuz my wife is hungry now0" +Can I,"Get a redo +Can I +Come and see you +Sometime +Like all the time +Every day I mean +Did you +Mean every word you +Said you +Felt so absurd +I heard you +Right this time +Every day I mean +I mean +What do I mean +I mean +big machine +I mean +Blowing off steam +In the ever greens +I mean +I’m feeling free +I mean +I’m only me +I mean +It’s time to throw it +Sharp relief +Once I +Hold my head up +So high +Softer than a +Lullaby +Right on time +Every day I mean +Don’t get +Caught in the +thick of it +Chopped into +Little bits +By the hands of time +Every day I mean" +Looking for the worm,"Gotta eat lunch today +Time to teach the kids +How to move their body +Once you gonna feel the groove +Coming over you +Can’t stop the groove it’s part +Of your DNA +Giving up into the groove its what we do +To pay the dues to our ancestors +Looking for the worm +Using all that we got +Feet are planted firm +Gotta shake a shake a haha" +Popeye has four nephews and they're names are,"as follows Pipeye +Peepeye Pupeye +and then there's poopeye they were in the +cartoon but not the comic if you yelled +for 8 years 7 months and 6 days +you will produce enough sound energy to heat +one cup of coffee There's +a bird in New +Zealand called the Kea. +It's two feet long and has been known +to chew on the rubber strips around car +windows Ain't +life wonderful? Ain't +life grand You've +got 29 bones In +your hand! The +strongest muscle in the body is the tongue +An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain +pregnant goldfish is called a twit 22 miles +an hour can be the speed of rain +It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open +There are 336 dimples on a golf ball +Clinophobia is the fear of beds Two +thirds of the world's eggplant is grown in +new jersey until the 19th Century +large solid bricks of tea were use as +currency by China +Tibet and Mongolia +money you can consume imagine that The +king of hearts is the only king without +a mustache on a standard playing card I +wonder if his lip gets cold It's +illegal to drink beer out of a bucket +while you're sitting on the curb in St. +Louis It's +illegal to chew gum in singapore! jiffy is +an actual unit of time it means 1/100th +of a second and the longest known flight +of a chicken is 1300 jiffy's ain't life +wonderful? It's +a mad, mad world We're +mostly water vinegar dissolves pearls Forest +fires move faster uphill than down hill America +once issued a 5 cent bill giraffe can +clean it's ear with it's tongue More +people use blue tooth brushes than red ones +Dolphins sleep with one eye open Porcupines +float in water Cat +urine glows in blacklight the state of florida's +bigger than england The +electric chair was invented by a dentist lightening +bolt is hotter than the sun Everyday +20 banks are robbed The +first product with a bar code was wrigleys +gum" +Tarsiers dancing on the lawn,"Tarsiers know the truth about life +They know what planet they’re on +Tarsiers picking flowers +Tarsiers listen to the birds +Tarsiers speak with their eyes +They don’t need to use words +Tarsiers, oh tarsiers +Tarsiers, oh tarsiers +Are my friends!" +Religious organizations exist,"To foster the interests +Of persons subscribing to the same religious faith +Not so of for-profit corporations +Workers who sustain the operations +commonly are not drawn from one religious community +It bears note that the cost of an IUD +Is nearly equivalent +To a months full time pay +For workers on the minimum wage +The court I fear +Has ventured into a minefield +Slut shaming geezers +And religious extremism +These dudes right here +Have gone a little crazy +I take nothing for granted +Any decision to use contraceptives +Is not propelled by government +It’s the woman’s autonomous choice, informed by her doctor +Approving some religious claims +While deeming others unworthy +Could be perceived as favoring one religion over another +Would the exemption extend to blood transfusions +Antidepressasnts and anesthesia +Pills coated with gelatin and vaccinations?" +"User consumer, ok boomer","An influencer of death +Take and you take +And make no mistake +You’ll take until there’s nothing left +Until rotting and bleeding +The resources needed to keep it all churning along +Have all been used up +And now there’s not enough +To even just get by on +Cuz that’s just human nature, you say +Cuz that’s simply the way +It’s got to be +The stock market soaring +The cries you’re ignoring +Even from those at the top +The soulless and haunted +And you couldn’t stop it +Even if you wanted to stop +But profits are profits +And so you fill your coffers +With bottomless cost cutting steps +Losers and winners +Pushing the limits +To see just how far you can get" +You're running down the terminal,"You're looking for your gate +You're pretty stressed out +As you cast about +Cause you're already late +You hear a sound behind you +You hear it coming for a mile +Two steps to left, son +Two steps Texas-style +Two steps to the left, Texas-style +I won’t wait a minute or a while +Stand in my way, I’m about to get riled up +Two steps to the left, Texas-style +Well there's a fat man on a trolley +With grannies on the back +He's weaving in and out +Through the terminal, it's packed +And as he rushes past you +the grannies barely smile +Two steps to left, son Texas-style +Two lefts to +Two steps to the left, Texas-style +Well I won't wait a minute or a while +Stand in my way I'm about to get riled up +Two steps to the left Texas-style +Well down the way a bit +He crashes to a halt +He's hit a statue of George Bush +Bronze with a core of salt +The grannies are all dangling +It's a gruesome and it's vile +Two steps to left, son Texas-style +Two steps to the left, Texas-style +(I’m tired) +Two steps to the left, Texas-style +I won't wait a minute or a while +Stand in my way I'm about to get riled up +Two steps to the left Texas-style +(I just got off the plane, I’m tired)" +An unsecure android phone,"And a gmail account +I seem to remember something +Wasn’t there something about +Emails +Emails +You were so concerned +Now your guy is doing the same thing +And your back is turned +Emails +Emails +Lock her up you said +Now your guy is doing the same thing +And we’re all gonna wind up dead +Who knows who is listening +Spouting his hateful words +Spread out across the world +Like a thousand little birds +One hand on the button +Unsecure and vulernable +And I don’t hear you talking about +Emails +Emails +That was what you chanted +Now your guy is doing the same thing +The hipocrasy I can’t stand it +Emails +Emails +You cried and whined and hollerd +And now your guy is doing the same thing +And you just can’t be bothered +Adroid Phone:" +Nimbus kept the light client dream alive,"Prysm was the first team to write code for the beacon chain +Security team quadrupled the bug bounty size +Teku built the tool to pick good fork times +Lighthouse, optimistic sync +Besu merged the bonsai trees +Geth built Catalyst +Erigon pushed the boundaries and still they stayed on track +Nethermind calculated the difficulty bomb correct-lay +Lodestar was a dapplion DJ +Dankrad was focused on scaling +Pari shadow forked so unfailing +Tim Beiko was coordinating +ohhh +Micah made sure to keep us all chaotic good +Justin lowered the minimum stake from 1500 to 32 +Axic rewrote the beacon chain deposit contract +Seamonkey tested every client pair through and through +Mario Vega wrote all the tests +Hsiao Wei made the panda meme +Light client and Alex +Both kept an eye on MEV, all the while Marius pushed us +To work harder, merge faster without bugs +Mario Havel made Bordel What the fuck +Protolambda did Rayonism +Trent NFT merge exhibition +Mikiahil with API engine +Danny got us to ship with his vision +And Vitalik, I guess he did some stuff" +Large flying fox eating a banana,"Large flying fox eating a banana +Where did you come from +Can you stay awhile +I see my reflection in your beautiful eye +I'll nurse you back to health +And send you back +To be with your flying friends +With our souls and tags +Large flying fox eating a banana +Large flying fox eating a banana +You know you remind me of my very best friend +It's been so long +Wish +I could see them anew +Wrapped in these towels +I'll keep you safe until you're healthy +And then you'll fart away +Large flying fox eating a banana +Large fine fox eating a banana +Eating a banana +Banana" +Dear brain,"When I go to bed at 10pm +Please don't wake me up at 3 +Then not let me get back to sleep +That's not a very nice way to be +Why you sabotaging me? +Dear brain +I thought we understood each other +I don't function if I don't sleep +You feel all mushy +I want a guarantee +That you'll be nice to me +Dear brain +Dear brain +Let sleep fall down on me like rain +Dear brain" +You've had enough time I would rise you,"a miracle You've +had enough time Have +empty t If +I had enough time time wouldn't matter at +all If +I had enough time I would rescue Mirac +If I had enough time I jumped out +the window If +I had enough time I fly to the +lift door If +I had enough time I chill If +I had enough time catch on by the +window You +had enough time I have lots of money +If I had enough time oh baby isn't +it honey If +I had enough time time wouldn't catch up +with me Give +it enough time Time +is money money Oh +you had enough time I'd +have all of it paid to the man +in the window who's never satiate did ever +had enough time I'd +take a break give her enough time God +have it all paid" +Can anybody hear me?,"Tell me am i on the right track? +Cuz the dark has parted +And now that we’ve started +There ain’t no turning back +Is this how I’m supposed to feel? +Spinning out my thread +And my ears are ringing +And my friends are singing +The song that I hear in my head +You carry me +I’ll carry you +And we’ll all go home +When the rhythm of the world +Breaks you wide open +Hear it all +Temple push the button broken +Hear it all +What can I take with me? +What do I leave behind? +When the beat I’m breathing +And my heart that’s beating +Are perfectly aligned +Will you all come with me? +I’m more than just a song +Cuz t his song is growing +When together we’re going +Into the great beyond +You are +The one you want +You’re already there +Open up +broken song +You’re already there +Broken button +Broken world +Broken temple +Broken girl +With songs in her head +Broken +When you’re holding something that you can’t let it go +Nothing but the beating of your heart +That’s when the power of the song that you can’t control +Will leave you +Any lock +Will open +We can fix +What’s broken +Temple push +The button +But you’re not on your own +I know it hurts +Say goodbye +song dies in the songoverse +When every lock is sealed shut +Force it open +Temple push +the broken button +You can never really know what +The future’s holding +Any lock +Will open +We can fix +What’s broken +Temple push +The button +Putting on a face that you think will scare +Just to make yourself feel like you’re fine +You’re not fooling anybody anywhere +We can see you +And everything you’ve done +Right from the first +Is the reason why +song dies in the songoverse +All pain is relative +When the medium is the message +Love comes second +And love comes first +song dies in the songoverse + A chorus is made of a millions voices +It’s time to pick your poison +It’s ok I know it hurts +When a song dies in the songoverse +And everything you thought you knew before +The song was born +Was introduction to the ending line +When there’s a feeling in your heart that you try to hide +It just gets bigger till it’s breaking you up inside +You can’t contain it got to swallow up your pride" +Criminals….,"Drug traffickers… +Anti-Money Laundering… +Tax avoidance…. +The largest corporate fine at the time +13 billion dollars +For selling bad securitized mortgage loans +Ruining people’s lives taking their homes +You say you didn’t know, ok bro +You were the fucking CEO +C’mon, look in the mirror +You were a pedophiles banker +20 tons of cocaine +That’s what I call drug trafficking +On a boat you own +Jesus fucking christ, bro" +This is a vegetable,"This is pizza +Here is a vegetable +Here is pizza +Here is a vegetable +This over here is pizza +Pizza is a vegetable +Pizza is a vegetable +Pizza is a vegetable +Wow +Wow +Pizza is a vegetable +Pizza is a vegetable +Pizza is a vegetable +Whoa +Whoa +Here is science +This is +Congress +Here is science +And this is congress +Congress +This is science +And this over here +Well that's +Congress +Pizza is a vegetable +Pizza is a vegetable +Pizza is a vegetable +Wow +Wow +Pizza is a vegetable +Pizza is a vegetable +Pizza is a vegetable +Wow +Wow" +Bad itch,"Gazpacho police +Bad itch +Gazpacho police +Bad itch +Gazpacho police +Bad bitch +Gazpacho police +Dc gulag +Gazpacho police +Dc gulag +Gazpacho police +Badge itch +Gazpacho police +Bad bitch +Gazpacho police +Gazpacho police +It's fucking tragic +Gazpacho +Police +DC gulong +Gazpacho +Police +Dc +Gulong +Gazpacho police" +Romneybot fires Grover,"Romneybot fires the count +Romneybot fires Elmo +Snuffleupgous gets snuffed out +Romneybot fires Ira +Romneybot fires the grouch +Romneybot fires Downton abbey +And there's no muppet that's safe now +Romneybot says he loves big bird +Romneybot says he loves Jim Lehrer +Then Romneybot fires big bird +Then Romneybot fires Jim Lehrer +Romneybot goes up to heaven +With its magic underwear +Finds Fred Rogers flying around +Fires him and ignores Jim Lehrer" +Did you get your,"Lottery ticket +Stamped at the door +Put another egg +Into that basket +And you still want more +Cuz it’s all just luck +You pour your heart into it +You work hard +Every single day +You get better and +Letter by letter +You swear you’ll find a way +But its all just luck +You might got talent +But that is not more +Than grist for the mill +You know the rules and +You’ve mastered tools +But you’re not fulfilled +Cuz it’s all just luck 00" +Backstar Poconos,"Take a breath and hold your nose +Water from the fire hose +Flamethrower flame throws +Do you got a light for me +To burn down the atrophy +Nobody is ever free +When there is somebody +Caught in the fire cross +Killed in the street because +Big brother coin toss +Keep the people covered in fuzz +Fizzy drinks and alchohol +Big braids belle of the ball +Winter comes and covers all +Death sticks pall mall +Teddy bear and gi joe +Propaganda big show +Get your tickets before you know +You’re in the round sword throw +Juggling some peasant heads +Covered in blood and feather beds +Till you’re pumped full of lead +The coroner says you’re dead" +And feeding mice to his cat His,"cat turned into Zeus +and said I like it when you pet +me like that Zeus +and Cthulu +got it on and gave birth to a +beautiful child It +was a wild child It +was defiled And +this is what it said Daddy, +Mommy, I am a monster I eat people +I suck them up like a Hoover +When I am older I will swallow the +universe But +until then I live with the curse The +curse" +. When,"the chaos brothers on the killing floor When +the BomberBomberBomber +can’t take no more That’s +when the shouting starts That’s +when the seas part That’s +when the spirit of the game is resting +in your heart When +the points come raining down like cats and +dogs When +you put your hand in the box of +death and it cuts your fingers off That’s +when your power up That’s +when you power glove That’s +when the spirit of the game is how +you feel love When +the blue shell bites you in the ass +When you on fire boom alley oop the +pass We +play four games And +they are elegant In +the house of David +Unger it’s the tournament" +Open up your heart,"To everything it’s saying to you +You gotta start somewhere +Maybe you can see +The road you know you should be walking down +Or maybe there’s just nothing there +I believe in you +Until I’m black and blue +Cuz I know just how you feel +Rushing through the day just to get +little time for yourself +Buried in the race +Are things you’re afraid to face and confront +Well I am here to help +I believe in you +Until I’m black and blue +Cuz the road is long +Filled with many songs +And whether you’re weak or strong +I believe in you +Throw away your list +Of things you gotta do today +Think about the bigger picture +Some day you’re gonna die +And every star in the sky sent their light +Long before any of us were here +Somewhere there’s planet +Where lives someone who looks just like you +They’ve got the same DNA +They’re on a different path +Who knows if it’s good or if it’s bad +There’s no telling either way" +The giraffe,"Is the tallest living terrestrial animal +The giraffe +Lives between Chad and South Africa +They eat acacia leaves +They graze at heights other herbivores can't reach +They're preyed upon by lions yeah +And calves are hunted by leopards and wild dogs +The giraffe +Do not have strong social bond +Though giraffes +Do gather in loose aggregations +Males establish social hierarchy +By using their necks as weapons +Dominant males get mating access +And females raise the young +Giraffes +If I was a giraffe +I'd mosey through the grass +Looking out upon the great savannah +I'd close my nostrils +Against sandstorms and the ants +My tongue would be bigger than a banana +If I were a giraffe +My neck would be 2 meters long +My regurgitation muscles +would be extra strong +And if I were a giraffe +I'd have a brain like a cow +My lungs would be quite small +But I'd get enough air anyhow" +The whole world depends on you,"If that were true what would you do +Does your life belong to you +If the whole world depends on you +Or does nobody care +If you live or die +Does nobody care +About the songs you write +How is the world different +Because of you +oes any of it depend +On what you do +The world depends on what you create +The people sleeping are now awake +ounce of goodness each day you make +The world depends on what you create +Or does nobody care +If you live or die +Does nobody care +About the songs you write +How is the world different +Because of you +And does any of it depend +On what you do +The world will spin when you depart +Be here at the end, she was here at the start +There’s no replacing your heart +But t0he world will spin when you depart" +These are my favorite chord I know that's,"stupid though When +I play them I feel good These +are my favorite chords I know that's stupid +but when I play them Feel +like I could take on the world Take +on the world Take +on the world Firefo +You've heard these cards before Over +and over and over again You +heard them your whole life People +joke and people laugh When +the course much simpler than a little blood +taken ab But +I feel I feel so good I just +wanna play the world over So +I do so I do so I do +so I rock and roll rock and roll +rock and roll rock and roll rock and +roll This +minor six good things oh yeah I never +so like this" +This is not rocket science,"But it can be life and death +Maybe you think you’re +Adhering to some ideal +While misinformation spreads +While targeted harassment campaigns +Have gone unanswered for years +People driven from their homes +Out of clear and present fear +Jack I think maybe +You’ve gone too far this time +And that’s really saying something +All the times you’ve drawn the line +In the wrong place +You’ll punish me for telling +Nazi punks to fuck off +But if I deny the sandy hook ever happened +Well of that you can’t get enough +You think twitter is your baby +And you’ve always been so proud +But you’re strangling it to death +There’s a big black hole +You’re just throwing your baby down +Jack I think maybe +You’ve gone too far this time +And that’s really saying something +All the times you’ve drawn the line +In the wrong place" +My sense of time is out of whack,"Which way is forward, which way is back? +If you can hear me, please send an arrow +And make it point me where I supposed to go +Cuz I don’t know +I don’t know +Once I was sailing on gut and gumption +I followed through on all my assumptions +Now I’m timid and wracked with doubt +Stuck in a circle where there’s no way out +And I don’t know +I don’t know +Have I seen to many movies +Where the big things always happen +And no one ever gets stuck in minutia? +Does time just move so crazy +That I fail to follow +The thread of my life where ever it goes? +I’m always chasing just around the bend +Some halfway dream or brand new friend +Things come too easy, things seem too hard +I’ve buried my soul in my backyard +And I don’t know +I just don’t know +I wrestle with idle thoughts and demons +With friendly words when I am screaming +No dispossessed, no associations +What I’ve got in action, I lack in patience +I don’t know +I really don’t know +It’s not like in the movies +Where each scene is important +Some roads just don’t lead anywhere +I can’t tell if I am +Getting any closer +Or if it’s just that there’s nothing there" +is a really great band,"i saw them last night +they gave me chills +made my soul ignite, like +The Family Crest +The Family Crest +The Family Crest +when they play really loud +then they play really soft +when the drums go boom +it gets me off! +The Family Crest +The Family Crest +The Family Crest +they've got great moves +and a string quartet +each song unfolds +a noir vignette like +""hey i've got soul if you want it still +you need more than you're given +i've got my own now +shake down your boots the evening flies +from your coop you're feeling +i've got my own now +The Family Crest +The Family Crest +The Family Crest +They do it just right +The Family Crest +The Family Crest +The Family Crest +They do it just right" +you live within a stones throw of a,"mighty row of night clubs, oh didn't you +know that this apartment you found was near +all of this and that night clubs are +loud jeanmarie genout is your heart made of +sour kraut? your sensitive ears fill us all +up with fear like Ebeneezer +Grinch you're a mean 'ol committee you want +to squeeze and to pinch all the fun +out of this city but if you don't +like noise you shouldn't have moved to a +neighborhood full of night clubs the night clubs +where there you got the whole city to +choose from i don't think you picked the +right place for your taste, jeanmarie now listen: +I know that when i'm trying to sleep +and when i got things to do in +the morning a noisy neighbor can bother me +and boy it can be annoying but if +the reports are true you make nightly calls +this just borders on nuts you live next +to a bunch of night clubs jeanmarie you +live next to a bunch of night clubs, +okay? So, +yeah. jeanmarie jenout these clubs don't noise pollute +in every dispute they've passed every test i'm +sure you're a nice lady so i think +it would behoove you to start looking around +so you can pack up and move (I +think it might be that time) if you +don't like noise you shouldn't have moved to +a neighborhood full of night clubs the night +clubs where there you got the whole city +to choose from i don't think you picked +the right place Jeanmarie, +for your tastes Jeanmarie +jeanmarie Genout" +Can you feel the world beneath your feet,"Shifting with the weight of the way that +we be into submission Oh +like it's our mission to do it Everywhere +you look things are falling apart from the +way that you feel down in your heart +to the community bank on the corner who's +like screw it and I don't know if +I can take it anymore oh no that +I don't know if I can take any +more at all My +chair is squeaky and I'm +thinking of Thought +I went to the doctor but they said +oh not today not today little one not +today Sometimes +you have to just feel it out You +go into the place without your pants on +and you know what that you gotta say +I don't know if I'm +gonna make it I don't know I don't +know if I'm +gonna make it I don' well let's go +Sometimes you just gotta play the bass Even +though you're not that great at it Just +do it anyway And +if you're thinking about holding a grudge Putting +your nose to the grindstone not budging at +all don't you know that you should think +again I don't know no I don't know +if I'm +gonna make it I don't know I don't +know if I can take it I don't +know no I don't know if I'm +gonna make it I don't know no I +don't know if I can take it" +When Nintendo,"was failing back in the 70s He +tried everything he could think of to save +the company He +got them into taxis that didn't go too +well There +were instant rice packets and the infamous love +hotels Hiroshi +Yamauchi, Nintendo's +father forever Hiroshi +Yamauchi Born +in Kyoto +in 1927 Hiroshi +Yamauchi Worked +in a factory when World +War II +got heavy Hiroshi +Yamauchi His +grandpa had a stroke, Nintendo +was in need Hiroshi +was brought in just barely out of his +team Hiroshi +Yamauchi Nintendo's +father forever Hiroshi +Yamauchi He +led the company with an imperialistic style He +saw artistry and genius and supported it all +the while New +technicians couldn't make the games great He +knew what the public wanted before it was +in their brains R&D +one fight, R&D +two fight R&D +three fight, everybody fight He +won the Seattle +Mariners, though he didn't care for the sport +No, no, no He +didn't have time for video games, cause he +was the 491st richest person in the world +Yes, he was He +wasn't perfect, but no man is not Every +man can say they were the best in +their biz Hiroshi +Yamauchi Nintendo's +father forever Hiroshi +Yamauchi" +Hey My name is Dan Amira,"I write for NY magazine +I am snarky and I put people down for a living +I'm a internet hate machine +People I don't know at all +I just judge them from my throne +At my desk +in my underwear +in the heart of park slope +I am untouchable and made of stone +Yes, a robot made of stone +Hey +My name is Dan Amira +Here's a picture of my finger +I voted and then tweeted about it +I had eaten some peanut butter +I go around calling people hipsters +And this is really weird +Because in fact I too live here in brooklyn +And have glasses and a beard +And I'm a writer in the blogamosphere +Hey Dan, your pal Jonathan here +I love New York Magazine +What you wrote was kinda funny I guess +But it was also pretty me +It's easy, so easy to be that way +I expect it from YouTube trolls +But like I said I love NY mag +So I found it particularly cold +So just, you know, be nicer +Don't be so quick to judge +You've got this platform so don't be a jerk +Use your powers for good" +Pizza as we know it,"Didn’t exist +Until it did +Someone created it +In Italy, in Naples, in 1889 +Was a master flatbread maker +Whose actions would define +The way that pizzas made +There’s no debating it +Anyone can make a pizza +But he created it +His name was Raphaele Esposito +And the the queen Marghertia had +Heard of him, and she wanted the best pizza +He decided garlic wasn’t fit +For the palate of a queen +He thought of the Italian flag +With red white and green +He used tomatoes +mozza rella +and basil +He called it Pizza Marharita +The queen flipped out +And in that combination of ingredients +Modern pizza was born +So now when you get hungry +Call for delivery +Just remember how your pizza came to be" +Heather Heyer is a hero,"She was murdered while marching for +The things that she did believe in +The beating heart of a hero unceasin +Her soul remains as her body’s leaving +Outrageous compassion we’re badly needin +Heather Heyer didn’t have to be there +She chose to be heard +All a Nazi wants is death and violence +They win when we stay silent +When women like Heather stay on the sidelines +It’s time to seize the moment +If you don’t feel outrage +You’re not paying attention +Heather Heyer didn’t die in vain +We carry on everything she stood for +We’ll keep shouting black lives matter +While the rich just keep getting fatter +And they try to divide us and scatter +We’ll link arms and remebmber Heather +Who was murdered so young holding us together +For the marginalized and the weak +We use our bodies and we speak" +There was a pink flamingo with it's head in flames,"There was a albino kitty cat meowing my name +That i could read her mind was a shock to my system +I tried to shut her out i didn't want to listen +Two head rhino and a triceratops +Were making love i tried to make them stop +horn through my heart and a trampled foot +convinced me that maybe i shoulda stayed put +a gaggle a gross a herd and a shoal +all kinds of animals looking deep in my soul +i was afraid at what they might find +like i said before i tried to shut off my mind +i couldn't stop them" +Elmo is standing here,"Without a lot to say +I guess he has seen +Much better days +Out there in the world +On the street called sesame +He left there long ago +But did he really leave +He doesn’t do much +He doesn’t move much +He just looks at you +Blindly +He has no feelings +Unless he does dream +And if this electric Elmo dreams +Then there’s still hope +I sang about the Christmas tree +I sang about the big TV +Up in the sky that’s calling to you and me +Let us go there +And we’ll be nowhere +Somewhere else beyond the TV in the sky +I’m just a servant +Who has to pay rent +To the money god in the pants of the one percent +They got one over on me +And on everybody +There’s no escaping their tv in the sky" +Sometimes,"weird sound +Can’t find +I look around +Tell me where the weird sound is coming from +It’s burrowing straight into my ear drum +Is it the washer? +Is it the dryer? +Is it the brand new +Dehumidifier? +Is it coming from +over here? +No I think it’s coming from +over there! +Is it the fios? +The water heater? +The sump pump? +Gas/electric meter? +Is it a broken +Smoke detector? +It’s got me dancing +Like a bad court jester!" +Follow this road all the way back home,"Were you born or in a van Were +you grown Were +you grown Bada +bum badum bum bum bum bum Follow +this star from wherever you are Take +your time and go oh so slow But +just so you know you were going that +way anyway You +were going that way anyway anyway anyway anyway +anyway anyway anyway Follow +your heart and then you'll see that it's +really not so far from where you end +to where you beginning No +no no no no no no no no +no no no no no And +I am not a scientist I don to +make sense of that Oh +yeah yes I do Follow +this sound until the past comes around Become +what you were to become something else in +the future Earth +In the future In +the future in the future" +Official Ropsten,"merge song Here +we go Merge +hello high mom Russia +let's go love hello world merge soon merge +let's fucking go Gonna +save some energy Sponsored +by rocket pool when a lobster merge Turning +into morning po app Spare +me Here +we go Lovin +this song O +loud wow Scrolling +so fast Poep +poap Merge +Merge Merge +No more power surge Merge +Merge Merge +Merge Merge +no more power surge Merge +Merge Merge +Merge Merge +Merge Merge +Ropsten rock the merge I feel the urge +Urge to merge I feel the urge to +merge to merge Enoch +is a frog we love you Jonathan +Worth out Love +for president Park +Moon going so fast oh no Boston +Bobson Robson +what's up What's +up What's +up What's +up Bobston +Roston Boston +what's the what's the what's the what's the +what's up It's +the merch low so good we're all gonna +make it cause it's the merge no more +power surge Feel +the urge to merge Feel +the urge to merge no more power surge +12 second blocks 12 second blocks it's the +merge Hello +Hey I'm +on TV +Feel the urge to mer 12 second blocks +TTD override nice voice Go +green We +need more hashrate We +need more hashrate We +need more hashrate We +need more hashrate We +need more hashrate O +no East +to the moon Merge +time Very +very good Literally +merging Energy +efficiency Decentralize +all the things Push +dead miner out the miners Push +that miner out the min miners Push +that minor out the miners Push +that minor out the miners Satoshi +Punching air right now Feel +the energy" +I hear the train whistle off in the distance,"I’m staying put I am right where I am +Cold wind blowing down off of the water +Things are just as they have ever been +Some things I do in the morning +Some things I do at night +Sometimes all I can do is ask +Where did I go right +Lift up the low hanging branches and feed +The Christmas tree for the 1000th time +Wake up in the morning, just another day +No signs to read, so don’t read the signs +You’ve got me wrapped round your finger +You’ve got me wrapped up so tight +And there’s nothing else I can say but +Where did I go right +Take a sick day and walk the dog +Wait for the sunshine to clear this fog +Turn on the porch light when its getting dark +Own my mistakes when I miss the mark +I don’t want to get a big head +I don’t want to believe the hype +but something tells me I’m where I am +Where I did I go right" +And When,"you go back to the place Where +you went to school? 10 years later you +feel so uncool you remember the way you +look at the alumni walking around Look +at those losers old and sad trying to +relive all the old days that they had +Like why did they come back here with +their babies and their wives? Shouldn't +they be doing stuff getting on with their +lives? Why +they want to see where they live they +remark on what has changed like ghosts floating +above the lawn Why +can't they just move on? It +was all of these thoughts That +I used to think so I assume they're +thinking them now about me as I am +visiting But +then you're 31 and 19 years old is +in some ways a distant memory, but not +that long It's +the dissonance of time it's the long appeal +climb It's +the way we all pine for a past +so much simpler and our lives are over +full Our +time at school feels like it was easier +though I guess maybe it was not so +And I idolized the past, a whole lineage +of mass, a childhood, the college years, grad +school, and 10 careers The +styles it makes me hide so I chase +it through the sky and it brings me +on these chases to long forgotten places When +you go back to the place where you +went to school 10 years later you feel +so uncool You +remember the way you looked at the alumni +walking around Look +at those losers all the sad, trying to +relive all the good times that they had" +Every single day someone asks me You’ve,"been writing a song day so long Why +don’t you have a bigger Audience +watching you everyday as it goes on and +on and on and on What +can I say to that? If +I knew the answer you wouldn’t have to +ask Maybe +I’m not good enough Or +maybe I’m +talking out of my ass On +and on and on and on and on +But I won’t stop Large +audience or no I’ll +always be here As +people come and go And +on and on and on and on and +on Every +day someone says Oh +man you’ve been doing this you deserve more +views And +I’m like ok I guess so Please +give me something I can use On +and on and on and on Tell +me something I don’t know Something +that I don’t already feel All +I know is the songs I write They’re +how I know I’m +real And +on and on and on and on and +on" +If you're moving on,"I will sing your song +As you go forth into the world +If you're moving on +Calling out the neighbor's face +Putting all your things in their place +I will sing +I will sing +Cause it's the only thing +I know how to do +The only only thing that +I can do for you +For you +Moving on +Laying it all out on the line +I'll make it up to you in over time +I will make it true +I will make it true +I will make it true +You're moving on +Going where the sun still shining down +Where all of the dragons have found their fire +If you're moving on +Consider taking this with you my friend +I'll miss you my friend +If you're moving on +If you're moving on +If you're moving on" +At 342,"It was a massive dump +In the morning +It was a massive dump +They were happy +It was a massive dump +They were proud to be a massive dump +It was a massive dump 120 persons massive dump +I can go to prison +It was a massive dump +Without that's how many +Wait what about +What about the turnout rate 342 was a massive dump +In the morning +It was a massive dump +They were happy +It was a massive they were proud to be a massive dump +What did you guys do +Take it and do something crazy to it +Dump +And +I signed something saying that if +I'm wrong +I can go to prison +Did you +It was a massive dump 120 persons massive dump +I can go to prison +It was a massive dump +That's how many +Wait what about +What about the turnout rate at 342 +It was a massive dump +In the morning a massive dump +They were happy +It was a massive dump +They were proud to be a massive dump" +Hello there hello there hello there ,"hello there hello there hello there +hello there hello hello there hello +there hello there hello there hello +there hello there hello there hello +there hello hello there hello there +hello there hello there hello there +hello there hello there hello there +hello hello there hello there hello +there hello there hello there hello +there hello there hello there hello +hello there hello there hello there +hello there hello there hello there +hello there hello there hello hello +there hello there" +Hello 90s dancing baby,"I wonder where you are right now +Are you lost in the tubes +Are you desperate to get out +Right from the start and you were dancing +You were in it, you were right there +All your idealism +Has turned into a nightmare +Dancing baby, it’s not your fault +Dancing baby, you didn’t know +Dancing baby, you couldn’t foresee +What this new world would do +To you and me" +Can you ever atone for the fact you,"were born in a time of excessive greed +and incompetence? You’ve +had enough of this But +the nonsense just keeps coming Can +you ever relax into the background of your +own life like a tree does? They +don’t need us, they just breathe us and +we fuck it all up That’s +what a modern human does Can +you ever apply the same kind kind kindness +you give everyone else to yourself or are +you doomed to continue bathed in self loathing? +Can you ever detach from the various hats +you wear everyday so afraid of the creature +(your nature) the mistake here: to fuck it +all up That’s +what a modern human does Oh +no ma look at me I’m +stuck inside the spectacle I don’t know if +Foucault saw the panopticon inside my skull I’m +running out of runway here at the end +of history Like +a modern human does Can +you ever release the unlovable beast in the +pit of your gut that’s wondering what the +hell we’re doing here and when are we +going home? Can +you ever distill the part of you that +would kill part of you that’s unwell, part +that’s under a spell, that you’re not enough, +that you’ll never love, that you’ll fuck it +all up" +Marlon Brando and JFK,"Are alive in Uruguay +And the world’s not round, son +It’s a bee dance in the sixth dimension +And they’re coming coming for you +And they’re gonna use +JEWISH LASERS FROM SPACE +Gilda Radner and Tom Hanks +Stockpiling Panzer Tanks +Mister Rogers and PBS +Know the cure to cancer +But instead of telling us +They’re gonna bust out +JEWISH LASERS FROM SPACE +Look, it’s really not that hard +From my tower of Isengard +I see all and know all +The frogs are turning gay +Whatever you love they’ll wreck it +And when you least expect it +JEWISH LASERS FROM SPACE" +What does baby dream about?,"Going back into the womb? +Drinking milk and hearing sounds +The beating heart inside his mom +And the feelings that he has +What does baby dream about? +What does baby dream about? +Kicking legs and punching arms +Shapes and colors and light and heat +Being warm and being cold" +Are reading your mind,"They're manipulating your emotions +All the time +Get outta my head +Get outta my head you weirdos +I don't wanna see +I don't wanna see +How far this goes +They say that it's for science +But we know what they want +frightening brainwashed army +1 billion strong +We'll all do Zuck's bidding +Unable to resist +With uniforms ill fitting +Status updates like a deadly kiss +No I don't wanna go out like this +Please take these chains off my wrist +Haven't we seen this movie +We know what this book's about +There's only one way +That this turns out +They perfect the algorithm +And then Zucks in the machine +And he takes over the whole world +As our ruler and our king +Unless we take a stand +Stop reading our minds +Manipulating us +We're not your puppets +I know what we signed +But that don't make it right +You cross the line +Now walk it back" +Blitsquad party bid,"Atlantis whale and lost city derivative +Has anybody ever burned a blit +The burnt eggplant yeah this is it +Warm vibes only fractionalized +No cats were for sale +Suddenly they were all for sale +So we had to rescue them +Blitmap cat day oh meow meow +Tactically delist +The floor is lava +FOBS +Glitcho" +The sky is getting darker,"The air is getting thick +I take out my magic marker +And i ooze my nervous tick +I mark right on my forehead +symbol for the storm to see +Yesterday I was bored +Tonight I am set free +Sing: +Oh come do your worst +But sonofabitch you'll have to kill me first +Sing: +Oh I am right where I +meant to be when the wind blows high +Angels down from heaven +Raggedy made of stone +Down by the 7-11 +4 Horsemen just got pwned +Cerberus won't bite you +He's all bluster and bark +But Orpheus invites you +To the growing, moaning dark +Braces on the awning +Pumps to stall the flood +Heaven started yawning +And the world turned to mud +Humans grasp each other +Desperate and cold +The sky lets loose another +But the braces always hold" +"Wearing the same clothes, singing the same song","We got to talking +It turned out that she was raised in the same town +Grew up on the same street +In fact, lived in my room +She was from another universe +Her atoms were mine, but reversed +She looked like me, but not like me +It’s kinda hard to explain +She said, “In my universe things are similar to yours +But when we make love, it makes rain +We’re in the middle of a drought +Which is why I sought you out +You need to come with me +Our scientists say that if you and I do it today +The rain will return finally.” +She brought me along on her ship +We got to know each other along the way +It was like looking into a mirror that’s distorted and all opaque +To make a long story short +We made love in a castle +Surrounded by the inhabitants of her universe +And in nine months’ time, like some kind of miracle +The rain returned +Oh, the rain returned +Oh, the rain returned +And that’s how I made love to myself in another universe +And the rain returned" +Racing down Benefield,"Last pie of the day +It’s so hot that I can feel +My will to drive slip away +But Sparkles has a pool and I +going to her party +It’s a miracle I got invited +I thought she didn’t like me +Wilson is gonna be there too +I heard she’ll be alone +If I find a way to talk to her +I’d jump right in the pool +I don’t remember it being so hot +When I was a little kid +I feel like I’m missing something +But I don’t know what it is +What kind of music does Wilson like? +I should make a mix +I feel like I’m missing something +I don’t know what it is +Racing down Benefield +Turning on to Pine +She came out of nowhere +Wheels screech and whine +I’m not sure what to do +This woman is yelling at me +It’s 98 degrees +Her car is really fancy +She’s on the phone with Papa Johns +I can hear sirens +All that I can do is sit +My head in my hands +Riding down Benefield +Mom won’t say a word +Dad making weird sounds +No one’s ever heard +Needless to say I +Can forget about tonight +And I’ll have to get another job +To make this right +But now they are asleep and I’m +Darker than the moon +Whatever it is I’m looking for +It’s not here in my room" +I think first of all as we've done,"did yesterday and the past year in Catskills +conf we're going to kick off with our +good best friend Mr +Jonathan Mann +and he's going to sing us a song +about yesterday's activities Okay +that's pretty in tune So +this one's called again maybe it has two +titles You've +got to try is one title and the +other title is Pooh +number six Goes +with pooh number six Okay +Want to make it happen You +just gotta try Dennis +Crowley took his own advice He +dressed up like a blanket and he started +to build an amazing thing for Hudson +He took to the soccer field and he +tried tried tried tried Can +rent a toothbrush can rent shampoo Poo +number six goes with poo poo number six +Poo poo number six Boop +boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop +boop boop boop boop boop boop boop Faster +College has got crappy food All +that money has got more important things to +do But +there's no silver bullet and you will make +mistakes and when you mess it up and +when you fall down on your face you've +got to try try try try Oh +but you can rent a too hand ran +shampoo Poo +number six goes with poo poo number six +Poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo +This is the part you guys sang with +me Okay +we're going to do that some more in +a bit but just be ready okay John +and Dan +are trying to protect the Hudson +Valley from invasive spe species Johnny's +trying to create a sustainable startup community in +the Hudson +Valley Cast +iron skillets aren't like they were before Why +don't they make them like they did in +the Civil +War Chris +went down the rabbit hole with his curiosity +Success is how do you navigate plans and +You gotta try try try try But +she still can toothbrush can't rent shampoo Poo +number six It +goes with poo poo number six Poo +poo number six Okay +here we go Poo +poo I don't see all of you singing +I want to hear all of you singing +please Poo +poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo +Okay so here's what we're going to do +I want everybody on that third of the +room to do just the root note that +I'm doing just those guys over on the +side yeah yeah yeah Okay +now the middle guys you guys are all +gonna go Yes +exactly So +we got you guys going and you You +all going And +now all you over here Okay +can we put it all together now One +two three four Okay +Keep going Yeah +I love it Keep +going Keep +going Birds +of praise Birds +of praise Birds +of praise Birds +of praise Yeah +Thanks Yes +Only at Kesselskampf +we would get poo in three part harmony +Also only a Catskills +comp Will +that make any sense Which +is awesome My +3 year old would have loved that song" +I’m distracted,"Unfocused +If there’s one thing in the whole world +I know it’s: +That I don’t know anything at all +In the United States +And in Europe +If there’s one thing in the whole world +That I’m sure of +I don’t know anything at all +Who’s in charge? +Who caused this +If there’s one thing in the whole world +That should be obvious +It’s that I don’t know anything at all +Bad choices +Pay dearly +If there’s one thing in the whole world +I see clearly +I don’t know anything at all +I repeat it +I resist it +I wouldn’t blame you if you +Missed it +I don’t know anything at all" +Kids are germ factories I said kids are,"germ factories I've +been set one way or another for months +because kids are germ factories Oh +yeah Oh +yeah I hold it together the best I +can but now I'm +stuffed up again It +moved from my throat and my chest to +my sinuses My +sinuses Because +kids are turn factories I said kids it +germ factories I've +been sick one way or another for months +because kids are germ factory is okay Germ +factory Oh +yeah Where's +it going to end When's +it gonna end The +foster baby has been with us for four +months He's +in daycare and it's really cute But +those daycares are like sickness breeding factories because +k germ factories are sick Kids +are sick in cold factories I've +been sick one way or another for months +because kids are dirt factories Sa" +Well I don't want to think or nothin’,"Just wanna sit doing nothin’ +Close my eyes after a long day +Don't say “hey” and don't say “hi” +Don’t say nothing +Just pass me by +Been hard at work +And I don't want to play +Just let me sit here +Twiddling my thumbs +Just let me be here +Lookin’ dumb +But I don't need your handshake no +And I don't want your half-fake “hello” +No, I just want to be left alone +Don't say “yes” and don't say “maybe” +Leave me alone like i had rabies +And I'll keep listening to that old dial tone +Just let me sit here +Twiddling my thumbs +Just let me be here +Lookin’ dumb +Ooh ooh ooh +Ba doo, ba doo doo +Ooh ooh ooh +Ba doo, ba doo doo +Ooh ooh ooh +Ba doo, ba doo doo +Ba ba ba +Ba ba b aba b aba da +Don't be a hero or an astronaut +Around me that won't seem so hot +Just be gone, be gone, be outta my sight all right +Don't act a fool don't be a jerk +I'm done with the day, I'm done with work +I’m just gonna sit here for the whole rest of the night +Just let me sit here +Twiddling my thumbs +Just let me be here +Lookin’ dumb" +If you could see inside my mind there's,"no telling what you might find I'd +say all right you can stay awhile Take +your shoes off sometimes laughing sometimes right oh +good morning or good night just a lifetime +Take off your shoes and stay awhile Cause +I am you in the future and I +knew in the past die from you by +nature and us nothing lasts at all Sometimes +yes sometime no Sometimes +fire sometimes cold at night Take +your shoes off stay awhile I was here +that I was gone Sometime +in the fade beyond you'll take your shoes +off and you'll stay awhile and you in +the future and I am you in the +past and I knew by nature nothing lasted +all lasted all nothing last at all in +the morning and the night I was dark +and I was like I was sitting Take +your shoes off stay awhile if you looked +inside my mind there's no tell what you +might find I'd +say all right take your shoes off why +don't you make yourself comfortable for once Cause +I am you in the future and that +him you in the past oh and I +knew by n Nothing +lasts at all Nothing +lasts at all Nothing +last nothing lasts long o" +I got eyes in the back of my head,"And eyes on the side side too +I got a arm coming out of my belly +All the better for grabbing you +I got toes on top of my toes +I got ears underneath my hair +I got fingers in my eyes +And I got penises everywhere +I got fingernails on my teeth +Elbows on top of my head +I have hands on my back +Fingernails painted red +I have tongues on my forearms +I have teeth in my ears +I have knees on my nipples +And my bones are crying tears" +"Lying on my back, not moving and feeling","like I am dying Watching +movies on Netflix, +drinking tea and H2O +As the virus and my antibodies fight for +it, blow by blow Fight +for it, blow by blow I’m +going crazy feeling cooped up and forgotten The +world goes on without me and my ears +filled up with cotton I peak through the +blinds and see business as usual I open +up the door and gee, the feeling is +powerful The +feeling is powerful Springtime +rain Springtime +rain, a- a- ain Springtime +rain Springtime +rain, a- a- ain Springtime +rain I haven’t got no appetite And +this cough is a rusty nail Plunged +into my lungs and then twisted and blown +up to the size of a whale My +neck hurts from sleeping wrong And +I’m trying hard to breathe I take my +temperature and it’s higher, so high that you +wouldn’t believe So +high that you wouldn’t believe Another +crappy movie I don’t have the energy for +something good I’ll +just watch Arnold +kill some dudes way down in the neighborhood +I open up a window, then I open +two I look up from my computer and +I think about me and you, And +I think about me and you Springtime +rain Springtime +rain, a- a- ain Springtime +rain Springtime +rain, a- a- ain Springtime +rain People +will try to tell you All +kinds of things that they know aren’t true +Most of the time they’re trying to get +you to do something you don’t want to +do I think God +was lonely in that garden so long ago +And I think he guarded jealously the consciousness +and ego His +consciousness and ego Well +Adam, he accepted it he was fearful and +devout But +Eve suspected something was up, she thought she +might be missing out Cus +low inside the garden, there were no seasons +or pleasure or pain And +when the gates shut behind them, they smelled +the spring time rain I said they smelled +the springtime rain Springtime +rain Springtime +rain, a- a- ain Springtime +rain Springtime +rain, a- a- ain Springtime +rain Springtime +rain, a- a- ain Springtime +rain Springtime +rain, a- a- ain Springtime +rain" +She’s turning 6,"She’s a real fast runner +She’s really good at swimming +Up in NAPA Californa +She’s not afraid of thunder and lighting +She does soccer and gymnastics +And ballet +Oh wella wella wella +Ella Bombella +She lost 8th tooth +Somebody tell the +Tooth fairy to come +While she is asleep +And Ella Bombella will +Have good dreams +Ashi and Boppa +Zio and Lala +Connor and Tata +Archer and Nan +Barth and mommy and daddy +Everybody’s proud of Ella +She’s going to the first grade +Oh wella wella wella +Ella Bombella +She lost 8th tooth +Somebody tell the +Tooth fairy to come +While she is asleep +And Ella Carlie Speight +Will wake up and feel great +And be ready to greet the day +And say hooray" +I don't think you know because,"Japan +Rosie the +River started out here you know +You know and now we gotta fight +Nazis again +Oh no +Rosie the +Riveter started out right +Right here +Right here +Naz are back as of this year +Last year the year before that +I think they never left +They just weren't quite as popular +And now they are again +And that's bad +Oh +Rosie you know we got to fight back those +Nazis once again +Not with tanks and bombs +I hope but fists in the street +The +Nazis are killing people again +Again +And we gotta do something +Something +People are doing things +They are fighting back +Just like +Rosie the +Riveter +Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa" +When R2D2 plays guitar,"kitten learns to purr +C3po learns just what +His shady origins were +And there’s a cat +cat that lives +1000 years +She plays guitar +With androids +And cries 1000 tears +For the love that she feels +For all cat kind +And the coming destruction +That will leave behind +The world +And the world will be OK." +I can’t control the thoughts that go through my head,"So I try to just sit and watch them go by instead +My body somehow maintains this 98 degrees +My heart keeps beating it doesn’t need help from me +I don’t know from whence my compulsions come +No doubt some deep dark nook from when I was young +When I die will my soul keep going without my help +Will all my thoughts and feelings go to someone else +If happiness is your goal then you’ll be sad to find +That happiness is fleeting no exceptions all the time +The best you can hope for is equanimity +And for that you gotta go live out at sea" +Alanis Morissette and a Tyrannosarus Rex,"wearing x-ray specs +chains around their necks +they’ve come to pay respects +to the dead brontosaurus and his bodyfriend Boris +They will sing in the chorus +And now’s here’s the chorus +Alanis Morissette ,Tyrannosarus Rex +Alanis Morissette ,Tyrannosarus Rex +Alanis Morissette ,Tyrannosarus Rex +Alanis Morissette ,Tyrannosarus Rex +If I had to make a bet on Alanis Morissette +Or a Tyrannosaurus Rex, I bet that she would wreck +With baller wizard tech +She’s send him straight to heck +Where all the writhing masses would take his x-ray glasses +And dip them in molasses and feed them to the devil +Alanis Morissette ,Tyrannosarus Rex +Alanis Morissette ,Tyrannosarus Rex +Alanis Morissette ,Tyrannosarus Rex +Alanis Morissette ,Tyrannosarus Rex" +Nobody can buy this song,"Cause gas is too high +And +I just call back from the trip +So +I'm gonna say goodbye +I'll say goodbye +I'll say goodbye +I'll say goodbye +Bye bye bye bye +Cause nobody can buy this song +Cause gas is out of control +I just got home from a long trip +Yeah +And +I want to spend time with my family +So +I'll say goodbye +I say goodbye +I'll say bye bye bye bye +I say goodbye +Bye bye +I say goodbye +Goodbye bye" +Step out the shadow to the sun You,"can't be everything to everyone So +you just gotta be what you be you +Be you and I'll +be me That's +a thing Let +us sing about a lot and I don't +know why I forgot it so often Step +onto the dirt step into the sky Roll +your arms around somebody you really like You +won't find anyone like them Everybody's +different Everybody's +so different Something +I sing about a lot and I don't +know why I forgot that so often My +head is full of ideas Your +hand's full of ideas is do Sometimes +we put our heads together we don't know +what we'll find That's +an idea that I think about a lot +and I don't know why I forgot it +so often I'm +staring out at the sea with the world's +largest free standing totem standing next to me +trying to do my song out here singing +And I got this totem standing right here +bringing me home Kinds +of feelings and all kinds of thoughts Always +read the plaque Always +read the plaque That's +an idea that I sing about a lot +and I don't know why I forgot it +so often So +it" +"Get yourself together, you don’t stand a chance","Nobody’s gonna take you to the last dance +You better get your soul under control +Because that great maw is taking a toll on you +The four horsemen have been here all along +Our entire live’s, they’ve been playing the same song +We’ve been too busy to hear, I fear +The song is coming in loud and clear and true +It’s too late to say I’m sorry +The orca’s don’t understand that word +It’s too late to make up another story +We’re already past the point of peak absurd +Get yourself together, don’t put up a fight +Nobody expects you to be able to make it right +Judgement day has come and you’re numb +Watching it on TikTok just flicking your thumb +Everybody knows there’s no going back +The sirens are all blaring and the ground has already cracked +Grab ahold of the lies you told +Hell follows all souls to kingdom come" +"Sorry doesn’t cover it, Sean","The word is just too small +The depth of her regret is so great +It can’t be overstated +She knows that she fucked up again, Sean +No excuses at all +The biggest mistake she’s ever made +She hates it, really hates it +What could Alex do, Sean +To earn back your trust +She can’t live without you, Sean +She’d do what she must +She used to say +That people don’t change, man +She knows that she can, Sean +She knows that she can +You’re the only one that get’s her, Sean +The only one who sees +Beyond what’s on the surface +Down to what’s beneath +Sorry doesn’t cover it, no +She has you in her heart, Sean +The depth of her regrets so great +She had to put it in a song" +Look in the car but the deck is,"stacked against you You +might wake up inside a machine where the +only windows are to the dark bed and +you don't know what that means so you +give your another look in the mirror and +you try to figure out what's going on +And it couldn't be just any clearer you +are gone You +are and you say oh no no that's +not very nice I like take it for +another walk So +you catch yourself again in the darkness and +you say is this what I'm +doing And +you think oh no I do It +could be more no it couldn't be more +clear What +am I doing here The +dots are loaded in the deck is st +against you You +like a acorn in the ground waiting for +the right condition for you to break out +To break out to break break out So +you call up to your father in the +sky you say why Why +And you go searching in the back of +beyond you say it's this thing even is +this thing even on Is +this thing even on" +I’m feeling really sick,"I’m feeling full of it +My nose is all stuffed up +My ears are all plugged +I hope it’s not covid +I don’t think it is +I don’t want to do a song +But I have to, but I have to +Nobody calls me on the telephone +But my niece sometimes face times me +When I was a kid we had that telephone +That was see through straight from the 90s +Now I have to take +My daughter to school +My son is staying home +He’s being very annoying +I had a fever +But now that’s gone +But it’ll come back +When the night comes" +I forgot my pillow,"And now I cannot sleep +I’m drowning in my sorrow +Good intentions in a heap +I forgot my blanket +And now Ill freeze to death +Everybody said go right +And I had to go left +Where did my pillow go +That’s the song that plays +Where did my pillow go +I’ve been up for days +I forgot my pillow +I left it on an iceberg +All the penguins told me +I should work on being nicer +They waddled up to me +And pooped right on my feet +So I forgot my pillow +My blanket and my sheets +Where did my pillow go +I cannot rest my head +Where did my pillow go +I’ll sing my song instead" +Everything I wanted to say has just gone,"out the window The +imperial light of day giving way to shadow +Things that you don't know you make up +and what I won't give you you take +you say I've +got to make my own way But +I won't make that mistake Thought +we could be friends but I couldn't stand +what you did Thought +maybe we'd make amends but time turned you +to hatred now you look at me say +I'm fake Break +my defenses an earthquake my only option now +not to play But +I won't make that mistake If +I could live on the moon maybe I'd +remember that everything I've +been through doesn't really matter Sink +to the bottom of the lake from spring +until autumn I'll +wait the price of cl Closeness +that I'll +have to pay I won't make that mistake +I won't make that mistake" +Yes my phone just borked,"With 8.0.1 +Yes it says no signal +And yes touch ID is gone +And yes I really do hope +That this isn't permanent +I love my new iPhone 6 Plus +Even if it might get bent +But I just want to take a sec +And I just want to say +To the folks who pushed this update out today +You're having a bad day +really bad day +Maybe the worst day of your life +MIllions of people +Were counting on you +And something didn't go right +But listen to me: +You've got to know +We learn from our mistakes +That's how we grow +You're having a bad day +really bad day +Maybe the worst day of your life +But in 10 years +You'll look back on this +And laugh with a gleam in your eye +We're all annoyed +But the universe is vast +We're all insignificant +And this too shall pass" +I feel like I’m living,"In some fucked up dream +Their smug fucking faces make me want to scream +I’m having trouble sleeping it’s their faces that I see +Those smug fucking faces Looking so happy +If you can’t see +What they’re doing to us +What’s it gonna take +You just got screwed +Your entire future +Is at stake +Children will die +Bridges will burn +And they’ll smile like a snake +If you can’t see +What they’re doing to us +What’s it gonna take +They redistribute everything we earn +They come hard for us and we never learn +We try to negotiate like they even care +It’s time to burn them down Every fucking where" +The gross domestic product nobody needs and nobody,"knows The +rich get richer I'm +left up in stitches and that's how this +garden grows boring tale of right and wrong +and nothing could ever be clearer We're +all gonna go down with this ship and +there ain't no magic mirror hand-me-down, a pick-me-up +a slap me around till i stay Stuck +in the middle of a battle of little +minds and smaller ways misunderstanding leads to handing +out the keys to the kingdom We're +out of control and selling the soul with +a gut shot through with a cannon Policy +dictates Mistake +after mistake Not +much more that we'll take We'll +wander the streets in the night Old +superstitions burn me suspicious and I feel nauseous +again I can't fight the feeling the wheeling +and dealing is breaking us taking us in +The roller coaster will surely be busted beneath +a trembling weight Of +fire that's fueled and a people who rule +by ignorance and by hate Monsters +of prowling and star studded midnights are taking +up arms together And +unless we can stop ‘em they'll all come +a stomping and dictate to us forever Words +are wind and deeds are thinly veiled jokes +played and broken Crack +the safe and bury the weight bust this +thing wide open Crack +the safe and bury the weight bust this +thing wide open" +I had my fill,"I had time to kill +With my golden goose +But it was no use +I clocked my time +Turned on a dime +Surrendered myself +As darkness fell +You gotta hit em where it hurts +Little dopamine squirts +Little tiny lights +In the bedroom +I did consume +I shot the moon +I stepped and marched +I broke my heart +I rocked the boat +But the boat just go +I put the peddle down +But the peddle hung around +I clutched my chest +I did my best +To put on a show +Nobody no-ticed +My sublet dance +In sleek hot pants +They wandered off +I heard someone cough" +I've been running on this treadmill,"And it's going ever faster +I've run straight through the good times +And I've run straight through disaster +I stopped for a second once +But the pain was just too great +So now I just keep running +It's my most basic state +When I wake in the morning +I haven't slept at all +In the dreams and grand delusions +Tilting windmills and waterfalls +I don't have time to wander +My mind is in the run +I focus on the weather +The snow and rain and sun +I know the stuff I'm made of +Is billions of years old +And I keep that in my mind +But it's hard sometimes to hold +When I don't know what I want +And I don't know how to get it +It's enough to drive you crazy +if you let it +Crawling on my hands and knees +When I cross that finish line +All the things that went wrong +At least the mistakes were mine +The fear is so irrational +It's something we learn +Strike a match and start again +Let that baby burn" +You can't see anything,"Can't see anything +You can't see anything +You can't see anything +While you're eating your bagel +Eating your bagel +You can't see anything on tv +Can't see anything on the street +Can't see anything +Read the book +It's blurry everywhere you look +No no no no no +It doesn't have to be this way +You should see light +Oh oh +You deserve to see life +You deserve to +You should see life +You should see life +You deserve to see life +You deserve to +You should see life +You should see +See life +With the eyelazic procedure +It's cool" +what would happen if i sang every song that i ever wrote ,"in a single performance +would i be able to do it +would i fall down +would i die of starvation +i don't know" +I write a song every day,"I post them on the Internet +Where I am judged constantly +By people that I don’t know +But I let their judgments come and go +And I don’t judge back +Sometimes I wear these little shorts +I wear them when it’s really hot +And I am stared at constantly +By people with nothing better to do +But I let their judgments roll on through +And I don’t judge back +‘Cause when you judge +You’re locked and you can’t budge +There’s no margins you can fudge +It’s so easy to hold a grudge +But then let go +And you take it slow +And the universe will know +And you’ll notice the quid pro quo +Whoa +No judg-ments +No judg-ments +No judg-ments +No judg-ments +No judg-ments +No judg-ments +No judg-ments +No judg-ments +No judg-ments +No judg-ments +No judg-ments +No judg-ments" +Gallus Gallus domesticus,"Is a domesticated fowl +More than 24 billion of them in existence +There are more chickens +Than any other bird +Mostly because we eat their eggs and substance +They're often kept in cages +Too many in just one cage +They peck and claw because they're just so crowded +They need form their borders +Their stringent pecking order +And in these tiny cages they're not allowed it +Oh Gallus Gallus domesticus +You're more numerous than the rest of us +But we don't treat very nice +And i don't think it's right +Gallus Gallus domesticus +We've really made a mess of this +I hope one day that you forgive us +For what we've done to you" +Sometimes it seems like the world ended in,"2012 just like the mayans said But +then I think silly human you’re just seeing +patterns that aren’t there That +every generation thinks they’re living through the end +times and sometimes it’s true Like +the fall of Rome +or other great civilizations must have felt just +like this too It’s +frustrating to be stuck With +such a limited point of view In +this fragile meat sack That +can never perceive the truth I am such +a sucker for the Mandela +effect and I put 2012 as the inflection +point Like +the Berenstien +bears thing really freaks me out cause my +memory is so clear But +then I’m +like well what is reality anyway, nothing we +perceive is really true Optical +illusions work because our brains are little babies +going ga ga goo goo goo Then +I think that all these thoughts are just +coping mechanisms for living in the world now +Late stage capitalism and climate collapse never standing +on true firm ground That +we’re all just trying as best as we +can to find a way to make this +work And +it won’t work because it can’t work but +in the mean time we should just try +to take fare of each other" +Pictures of punks on the post it notes,"Looking so small and frail +In the hallowed halls +With DaVinci and Warhol +Looking like some guppies +When really you are whales +Oh and I’m feeling so strong +That’s just not where you belong +You belong where the people can +Tell your stories and understand +R Y P T O Punks +If i told you twice I told you once +There’s magic in these little guys +25 by 25 +Pictures of punks on the post it notes +How do you do my fellow kids +When a legacy dinosaur +Tries to meme it’s comes out poor +We gotta let the punks be exactly as they is +Oh and I’m feeling so strong +That’s just not where you belong +You belong where the people can +Tell your stories and understand +Apes, zombies, and aliens +You were birthed of nerdy love +And cutting out the middle man +R Y P T O Punks +Here’s a question to confront +What if you really belong +Where the people can sing your songs" +Until yesterday when I watched,"some lefties losing their minds +over Harris’ proposal +to fund after school programs, I +had no idea there were so many +adults who had no idea +Aftercare’s an actual thing +He’s willfully missing the point +or’s just bad at reading +but here’s the leftist point: +Universal aftercare +is a good stop gap measure, +but without a critique +of our culture that +makes aftercare necessary, +it falls way short. +If you think a societal “critique +of our culture” would eliminate +the issue of working parents +struggling to pay for childcare, +good luck with that Let me know how that goes. +Taxing the heck out of the rich +Passing a livable minimum wage +Severely curtailing corporate power +And strengthening unions, strengthening unions +None of those addresses +or eliminates the need +for affordable childcare +Nice try moving the goal posts though. +Unions brought us the weekend. +Unions brought us the 8 hour work day. +Stronger unions could address childcare +demanding shorter work days and higher pay. +Fun-fact: Only 10% of workers are in a union. +Universal aftercare +Like universal pre k +Is a really good idea +Let’s enact it right away +But Kamala frames it +Around economic growth +Work harder for your boss +Go go go go go +Me I’d like to see +politician say +The work day is too long +And so is the school day +Let’s spend more time as a family +Economic growth be damned +The planet is on fire +Spend more time with your fam" +I don’t stop for consequences,"Swing for the fences +Can you forgive the way you’re raised +The cool dark mist goes on for days +New life form made of pure light +And robots that have come alive +He’s got a crazed look in his eye +He’s a whale and you can fly +Hey +I got to eat oatmeal +Hey +I got to write more songs +Hey +I gotta feel feel feel +Hey +Whatever comes along +It’s a picture perfect cloudy day +Under the gun and driving rain +Make your plan clear and plain +Then follow it without restraint +Gotta install the AC soon +It’s getting hot and humid too +My blood runs hotter than hers +That’s how weather occurs + Hey +I got to eat oatmeal +Hey +I got to write more songs +Hey +I gotta feel feel feel +Hey +Whatever comes along" +Digiallty Rare,"Digialtty Rare +OK I said to Matt +I’ve launched the rss feed +It’s got the banner got the logo +Got everything we need +And then someone on twitter said +I think you misspelled +The word Digitally +Oh no digtallty what the hell +That was months ago +And now we reach +About 100 people at a time +We’re very niche +So we got this T Shirt +That’s not spelled right +testment to rarity +It’ll be gone tomorrow night" +Tiny little masters of time Look,"how they reflect with the shine They +go where they are blown up to to +have a hand to offer you Tiny +little masters of time Little +masters of time Tiny +little masters of tiny little masters You +offer your hand I will offer mine I +will offer mine Tiny +little masters of time Little +masters of time" +It's time for SpinTunes #10,"Online song writing competition +panel of judges gives you challenges +Get feedback from those judges +And you might find the feedback nudges +You to go and up your game +Hulk Hogan says +Go sign up for Spin Tunes +Anything that goes wrong +Is Heathers fault +Hulk Hogan says +Go sign up for Spin Tunes +The challenges can be topical, technical or both +community of music geeks +You can roar or you can squeak +You get a t shirt for winning +But it's more about the creative spirit +And making music so folks will hear it +There's an online listening party at the end +This contest grew from the ashes of Song Fu +And it's inspired by Nur Ein +You get 8 days to write the song +I know that might not seem long +But look I do it one day at a time" +I've been trying been doing my best to,"pull myself up and out of this mess +and I know you're struggling too feels like +the world's resting down on you what are +we gonna do Can +we make it work Can +our love survive to emerge one day from +this long dark night I need to know +I wanna stand by your side for the +rest of my life don't give up on +us yet through pain and tears it's been +a rough few years but I love you +soul Lynette +yeah I love you so Lyte +I been climbing up out of this hole +but life keep draggin me back down below +yeah I know pushing that rock back up +the hill again and again but you know +that I will I never give up I'll +keep trying as long as I can you +know that I want to be the man +you love I want to stand by your +side for the rest of my life don't +give up on us yet through pain pain +tears it's been a rough few years but +I love you so Lynette +yeah love you so Lynette +yeah I love you so Lynette +I love you so" +is it worth doing?,"then why don't you do it? +stop asking questions +and push yourself through it +i'm not giving advice here +just saying my piece +and if you don't like it +then call the police +i was never a sailor +but i sailed the seas +i'm not a bee keeper +but i've been stung by bees +i was never a baker +but i've baked a cake +and i'll bake one for you +for heavens sake +don't misunderstand me +don't try to protect me +don't make a big fuss +don't auto correct me +don't throw up your arms +don't walk away +until the final bell rings +you gotta fight and stay +call the police now +call 911 +call the president next +call your first born son +nobody can help you +you gotta do this alone +but i'm here beside you +just put down the phone +put on your shoes now +and put on a coat +grab an umbrella +let go of my throat +make a wish on a tea pot +stars just ain't right +tea has more meaning +stars are just dead light +don't hold your horses +let the horses go +don't beat around the bush +unless you want to hurt the grass so +i'm under the gun +and i'm under your thumb +mick jagger would tell you +not to stare at the sun" +"That's it, I'm done","See ya'll it's been fun +I guess I had a good run +But if feels like we're in 1964 +Everything is fucked +And I'm not pressing my luck +Put a rocket on my truck +Cause I don't want to live on this planet anymore +Reproductive rights eroding +Fracking Fracking pipes exploding +No escape from government spying +Fucking climate change denying +Where can I go +Where the rivers of justice flow +Where the common sense I know +Isn't ridiculed and ignored +Build a mag lev track +Fire up my jet pack +I'm never coming back +I don't want to live on this planet anymore +Voting rights act repealing +Post racism putzs squealing +middle class crush destroying +student debt and unemploying +That's it, I'm through +And I don't know about you +But i want something new +So let's find a new planet and wash up on it's shore +Get me on that flight +I wanna leave tonight +Up into the starlight +I don't wanna live on this planet anymore +Undeniable facts refuting +Every week another shooting +Racist cops tops are blowing +And the prisons overflowing +No, no I can't +I won't stick to the plan +I don't want to stand +Trial for all the crimes we'll answer for +Perfect that warp drive +Figure out how we'll survive +When we arrive +Cause I don" +Never stand still while you can keep moving,"It's an ass of a man that just stands unimproving +And I was +Until the fire came +Burned me down to the bone +And I was +Until the fire came +Now I’m never alone +The picture I keep is of you on the highway +Never mind all the times you refused to see my way +And then you saw +Until the fire came +Stole you away in the dark +Yeah +And you saw +Until the fire came +Plugged you in with a spark +Speed and variety and quality and price +You don’t look manufactured +And damn you look nice +Nice on the skin +Until the fire came +You blackened your heart to the core +Nice on the skin +Until the fire came +I threw up my arms +Saying “no more” +Saying “no more” +I love having nothing to do at all +And I love not calling +But being called +And I love +When my friends eat the things that I bake +And I love +Taking chances I know I can take +Until the fire came +Until the fire came +Whoa oh +Until the fire came +Until the fire came +The fire, oh +The fire, oh oh oh oh +The fire came" +"Girl, you deserve","To not feel like an open nerve +Cast out into the darkness +Where nobody says your name +Risking life and limb +Just by simply listenin’ +To the voice inside you +Saying things have got to change +but if you can’t be +Exactly the way you are +Then nobody else can +Nobody else can either +Seems smaller than it is +The choice that you make to live +Not to give in to the mistress +Who’s telling you to die +Look around you with light focus +Each step you take momentous +There’ll be time enough for sorrow +For now just dry your eyes +When you tumble +Down into the rabbit hole +Just let it crumble +All the things that you can’t control +Cuz +If you can’t be +The way you were born +Then nobody else can either +Girl, you don’t need +To hear all this from me +But I still wanted to say it +I suppose just in case +If you’re ever on the brink +And the sky is turning pink +I’ll drop what I am doing +And I’ll meet you in that place" +Chasing down a feeling that you forgot,"Holding on to every single little thought +Stack the tables and chairs in neat and tidy rows +Try to wake up from a nap not feeling gross +It’s your mind +It’s in your mind +Anything you find +Anything you find +Holding down a feeling that I’m overdone +Look inside myself and seeing that I’m overrun +Can I tell a joke that’ll get me in the club +Can i finally say this what I feel: Love +It’s your mind +It’s in your mind +Anything you find +Anything you find +Everybody’s soul is so tired and annoyed +Everybody’s screaming top of lung into the void +The more I do it the more I think I should stop +It’s a fine line between what I am and what I’m not" +My family is coming to visit today,"Gonna take my niece to central park +Gonna see the big whale at the natural history museum +I remember seeing it when I was her age +And I couldn't believe anything was that big +I wanna feel that wonder I wanna feel +The pounding of my heart +When i see something new +great big whale +In the deep deep blue +The blue whale +The blue whale +The blue whale +The blue whale" +What is the floor price of your heart,"Show me the roadmap of your mind +I’m lost in the alpha of your soul +I’ve no liquidity with which to mine +Oh darling +It’s probably nothing +What’s the floor price of your heart +Can I right click and save as +I’ve verified with collabland in your discord +This seems legit, don’t rug me, I implore +What is the floor price of your heart +I’d mint ten of you if I could +Please tell me we’re more than frens +Tell me WAGMI in the end" +OK we're giving up,"Maybe never should have started +I never should have promised so much +Before I had my shit together +But it's time to move on +Clean the closet out +Time to plug in the hyperdrive +And the flux capacitor +Time to be something that I haven't been before +My leg won't stop shaking +I drank too much tea +I don't know how to be myself +I don't know how to be +I'm a monster bug eyed wolf +Coming down your chimney covered in soot +I've got this love and nowhere to put it +Look out look out look out +I'm the same as I was this time last year +Or I'm different entirely +My leg won't stop shaking +Because I drank too much tea +How can I convince you that +I am just me +I don't like giving up +I don't like giving up +I don't like giving up + A B E +I don't like giving up" +I broke a string on my electric guitar,"I was working on some songs +I got pretty far +But it's just not coming together +No it's just not coming together +And then +I broke a string +And that was sad +I said everything +I make is bad +And then +I broke a string +Oh oh +And then +I broke a string +Oh +And then +I broke a string +string string string string a string string a string +I broke a string +I broke a string +Oh +I broke a string +It's very frustrating to break a string +When it's so so hot in the house +I don't even wear clothes because it's so hot in the house +I'm hot as a mouse in an oven +I'm hot as a mouse in a volcano" +We’re gonna learn from her and howl beneath the moon-a,"Come what may, come what might +We’re learning all about gold tonight +We’re chasing rainbows and eating plants +That make us sing and make us dance" +What should I write my song about?,"What kinda words should come outta my mouth? +I swear that I have no ideas +But don’t worry folks please have no fear +You say hey Jonathan +I think you’re all dried up +But this well replenishes itself +And 100,000,000 songs will never be enough +What should I write my song about? +All the birds that didn’t fly south +The fact that I don’t know what +To say right now from down in my gut +You say hey Jonathan +I think that you should stop +Or maybe it should be just one a week +But 100,000,000 songs will never be enough +I haven’t eaten, I haven’t showered +My flight leaves in 3 hours +And I’m sitting here singing to you +That’s how I roll, that’s how I do +You say hey Jonathan +You are some kind of nut +Sometimes it’s a mess but we will help you on your quest +Cuz 100,000,000 songs will never be enough" +Facebook Timeline,"in the pages You +get pissed off pissed off every time they +make these changes But +Facebook doesn't care what you think or say +Facebook's gonna do it their way That's +okay It's +snowing outside couple of things I want to +mention I'm +starting to upload Song +of Day +songs that I am reworking onto SoundCloud +So subscribe to me over there and you +can hear me sort of working on redoing +some Song +of Day +songs I think I'm +going to post one today so go over +there and check that out And +my Facebook +page you can like that as well if +you are so inclined Both +of those links are in the description and +Happy Leap +Year Day +today That's +all I think I'm +gonna go play in the snow" +Have another thought cornering my pattern,"Try to hold a feeling into something matters +Sit and think silently until it shatters +And I stand up again +Took a page out the book I was born in +Presiding over juries haven’t even been sworn in +The middle of a memory that I’m mournin’ +I stand up again +Can you breathe +Without affecting anybody else +Win the game +That’s in your head +That’s in your house +Goody is the getting when the price is perfect +Everybody letting me away with murder +If you shut it down and breaking all the circuits +I’ll stand up again +Bugging in the back and the river is a walking +Another heart attack in the middle of a talking +Bear another brunt better than this nonsense +I stand up again" +I am cooking dinner making yellow curry,"I got to get back to it so +I'm singing this in a hurry +Yellow curry with brown rice to be exact +It's gonna be really yummy but +I have to get back to it right now" +Donate to public goods. I'm,"here. How +low can we go? Insolvent +to see the burn. No, +we can't. I think me to be finally +able to sleep. Ultrasound. +Wait, we can't hear yet. Infinite +Garden rebuild. LOL +Live stream Arbitrum +transaction. Okay, +Ultrasound. Ultrasound. +Monday. I said bat. Speaker +bat. I said bat speaker bat. It's +the ultrasound. Money +means all. Bat, +speaker, bat. Gotta +say Happy +birthday. Rocket +pool. Happy +birthday. Rocket. +Rocket pool. Oh, +that's so appropriate that rocketpool's birthday is on +the day that we go ultrasound. Rocket +Pull. Happy +Birthday. I see the bat. It's +raining fast on Ultra +sand on money. When +merged it was 54 days ago. It's +been a long day. But +we can ultrasound on Ethereum. +And CZ +owns spf O. +CZ now owns spf. But +that's okay because that's how we get to +ultrasound. We +bring. We +bring. We +bring that exchange on down. That's +how we get. That's +how we get to ultrasound. We +today will be called Armageddon. +SPF Soul. +EIP 1559 is the answer. Gimme, +gimme po app burn, burn, burn. Gimme, +gimme poap. Touch +that grass. Gimme +gimme po app burn, burn, burn. Rocket +fuelful. Ethereum. +I sent five bucks. The +negative issue has that, Ethan. +All I got was this poap I in +the BNB +Arena SBF +band beneath today. That +sicken Game +of Thrones +shit. That's +some Game +of Thrones +shit. Bat, +Bat, Bat. +Ultrasound. Bat. +Oh, bat, bat, bat. Ultrasound. +Bat. It's +a wild day. The +wildest day I can remember. Is +this what? Is +this what it felt like when the Dow +hack happened? I wonder, is this what it +felt like? Is +this very similar? I wasn't around back then. +Is this what it felt like? I learned +what a hostile takeover is today. Ah. +We had fewer calm channels than. It's +a wild, wild whiff. It's +a wild, wild whiff. It's +a wild, wild whiff. It's +a wild world. Whip. +We went ultrasound. We +went ultrasound. Oh, +we went ultrasound. We +went ultrasound. Yeah, +yeah, yeah. We +went ultrasound today. We +went ultrasound. We +went ultrasound. We +went ultrasound. We +went ultrasound. We +went ultrasound. Sa" +"Hello, I would like to register As","a dealer WHY +I think some of the assets that I +plan to deal Might +be deemed securities by the SEC +WHICH ONES +I’m not sure cuz I can’t really understand +How you decide if a token offering Is +a securities transaction and if it is If +the token that was the subject of the +investment contract Is +still a security in secondary market Well +if you don’t know if you’re dealing in +securities You +can’t register And +by the way if some of what you +deal with are not securities You +also can’t register Can +you help us figure out Which +assets are securities No +- look at the DAO +report You +can also refer to our enforcement actions I’ve +read it and I’ve +read about Your +enforcement actions I still have questions I did +and the lawyer has Even +more questions Sorry +we cannot help anymore than we already have +We don’t give legal advice" +Is there anybody out there,"My name is +No need to be scared +I'm not scared at all +I wish +I had a friend to call my own +Only empty space and time +I am alone so lonely so lonely so lonely so lonely" +when the flowers that you sent don't fly,"and when the woman won't look in your eyes +right then's when you're gonna have to decide +can you make it in the world alone? +there's beasts just crawling all over the ground +there's birds that own every part of the sky +there's fish that'll eat you up when you drown +you don't belong here tough guy +let the color of her cheeks tell you +all you need to know and all you need to do +don't leave room to misconstrue +can you make it in the world alone? +one look and i fall +apart in her arms and i'm jelly again +she took right a hold +of my heart i fell it in my belly again +i know who ate my +teeth along with my tongue and throat +she's like a singing thief +she copies note for note +when the bottom finally gives way +and the bottle that your holding says +that it's time to give yourself a break" +I don’t want this clown billionaire,"To have total and complete control +And working for an ego like that +Has got to wreak havoc on your soul +So now’s the time for you +To unionize +The pow-er is all yours +It’s time to fight +We would do just about anything +To help you unionize +Take those dreams of dominance +And punch em right in the eyes" +how fast is up to you,"time flies then hangs +on my body like an ill fitting suit +my suit made of time like a melting dali +i fly through the air a bird dangerous and free +time stops on the edge of a black hole +the higgs boson and the collider yeah +but no no that's not how it goes +the higgs boson is just a shy little guy +my suit made of time not a place or a thing +the dripping of a faucet made of little gold rings +i used to have a fantasy that i +could stop time and do what i want +i'd touch you in the blink of an eye +and we'd make out to an endless dawn +to see you naked was another fantasy +stop time tear your clothes off so only i could see" +If you look at it,"On a geologic +Timescale +It’s almost like we +Are this flimsy, flimsy, flimsy presence +And we +really got to stick +Together as +human family +To make sure we are a permanent presence +And not just this blink of an eye +I thought +At one point +If you could be +Up in heaven +This is how you could see the planet +Then I dwelled +On that +And no it’s more +Beautiful that that +This is what heaven must look like +I think of our planet as a paradise +Every single part +Of the earth +Reacts with +Every other part +It’s one, it’s one, it’s one, it’s one thing +If every earthling +Could do one +Circle of the earth +Things would run +little, little, little differently +We sure are lucky to be here" +The fact I can get it right away,"with the best of the year and the +best of the year and the other hand +is the only thing that would have to +go back and the other hand is the +only thing that would have to go back +and the best way of saying the best +thing about it and it was not the +only one of my life and death in +the morning to all the way you want +a boyfriend is so good to be a +good day for a few weeks ago I +have a lot more than one of my +life and the best thing to me that +I have no clue who they are the +same as I am so glad to see +my life and the only one who has +been the most important thing is the only +thing that could have a great way to +the best of the best part is that +it would mean the absolute world to me +and my life I love you so much +for me and the other side of the +year of my favorite part of the best +of luck with the same thing to say +I have a great day for the best +thing to me that the best thing ever +when you are the same thing to say +I have a good time with the same +thing as the only thing that I can +get the same as a result of the +day I'm +at work on my iPhone is not the +best of all time favorite song by them +in a statement issued after a few weeks +and the best way of saying the government +of national unity government in exile and a +few years ago when the best way of +saying that it would mean the world and +I don't have a lot more fun if +it is the only thing that would have +a great way to the point where the +best way of saying the government of a +sudden it won't let me get my nails +done and over and I don't have a +lot more to come out and about to +get the hang of it all day today +I am a huge fan of you are +so cute when he said the government has +said he had to go back and forth +between a rock and roll on my way +home from work to be able to do +that for me and I have to be +able to do it again I have to +go back in my head hurts so bad +but the fact i can see you soon +enough for you and your a great day +to day and night with the best of +the best thing ever I go back and +the other side of the year before I +go on the way" +"I’m stuck, I’m stuck in a rut","I need a good kick in the butt +Nobody can tell me just what to do +There’s a pounding in my head +I need to go back to bed +My lungs are filled with lead and glue +And all my big ambitions +Have a way of blowing up +And all my good intentions +Never amount to much +But I (I….) +Will try +Again +There’s nothing of which I’m sure +Each day is a messy blur +I hold on tight to her and them +Things are bound to fall +When the revolutions call +Collectively we all can win" +Well you have got a lot feeling,"And you've just got to let it out +I can't wait for the tears to be falling +I can't wait for the crazy shouts +I've got those feelings too +So let's not pretend that we don't +I'm betting you can't hold em in +And I'm hoping you won't +Down by the riverside +Where John the Baptist prayed +That's where the muscle of forgiveness was born +That's where your feelings were made +There's a big lesson in thought and expression +And knowing just how to act +The choice of words and the tone you take +Can make or break a body's back +But if you choose too carefully +You're just a therapist +You're hanging on way too tight +You gotta just exist +Down by the riverside +The world stopped at once +And when it started up again +Everyone knew how to dance +When you let the feelings sit +They bubble and ferment +And then they harden into something harder +Than concrete and cement +And once you're stuck there's nothing you can do +You fly into a pit of despair +Where nothing replaces all the feelings that blossomed +There's just nothing there +Down by the riverside +The water just kept rolling +And everybody knew that it was you +For whom the bells were tolling" +We were early to the protest,"It was only just the four of us +It was cold the others to arrive +That’s when a man started yelling at us +He started yelling and screaming at us +Well this happens at every protest +You don’t engage, that’s the guideline +But when I looked in his eyes +Well the pain that I saw +It looked just like mine +His pain it looked just like mine +So I walked straight up to him +He was pelting me with words +I said the shouting stop and we can talk +Of course this made the shouting worse +I only made the shouting worse +Now I really wanted to talk to him +To find some common ground in pain +But when I told him this +He got these balled up fists +And was a fire of unquenchable rage +All the pain just came out as rage +By this time more had arrived +More Jews for a ceasefire +We all started to shout +Ceasefire now +It was a shouting match with this guy +He walked away shouting up at the sky +All around the world it is like this +Jews shouting at each other, oh no +The feelings we feel +Are equally real +The shared trauma that lives in our bones +But then we lit the menorahs +Recited prayers and songs were sung +We chanted and said +That never again +Means never again for anyone +Means never again for anyone" +Lunchtime conference call,"This is not right at all +Gonna be a hungry meeting +We’d all rather be eating +Lunch, it feels like a dream +Some ham and some cheese +With mustard on rye +I can’t even think +My spirits are sinking +I think I might die +Something toasty or a chocolate chip cookie +It don’t really matter we’re just terribly hungry +Potbelly sandwiches are toasty delicious +And not just because we’re being paid to say this +Sitting here waiting for the call to begin +You better believe my tummy’s grumblin’ +Who scheduled this, what’s the thought process +I guess let’s eat parts of the office +I call dibs on the ethernet cables +You take the chairs, you take the tables +It’s good, let’s take care of each other +As long as we don’t have to eat one another +Cuz that’d be cannibalism +Do you like pickles +Heck yeah I do don’t you +No they’re gross +Well that’s ok you’re entitled to your opinion dude +What you think about onions +I eat them whole and raw +That’s disgusting +Yeah I guess it kind of is ha ha +I could eat a horse +I’d even divorce +My wife for some food +Oo, don’t tell her i said +That or I’m dead +I just want some food +I could eat a house +Could eat a horse or a cow +I could eat it all +I’m about to get beasty +I’d just rather be feasting +Than here on this call +Lunch, it feels like a dream +Some ham and some cheese +With mustard on rye +I can’t even think +My spirits are sinking +I think I might die" +Dunno what to say but here goes nothing,"It was a dark and stormy seder +Weekends are never long enough +couldn't find a rhyme, guess i need a thesaurus +WUHU +rolling down the street in my square wheeled peg +WUHU +I don't think I'll reply +Those cheese fries were a big mistake +artificially flavored goodness +i put my pants on two legs at a time. +I'm quite gangster like that +I wanna be the brazillian president, IM THE MASTER +we saw our shadows walk ahead while we stood flabbergasted +song a day mann +Mishawaka, Indiana" +And he was very small And,"he forget everything That +he saw But +he wanted to remember from November +to November +so he started taking pictures of wonderful things +he saw an octopus break dancing he saw +an old ghost ship with dead pirates he +saw a shark bite through a concrete slab +he saw a woman in an oyster with +a smile on her face as the camera +clicked he would take the pic and send +it home to his grandma she was delighted +and she showed them to her neighbor and +Paul got into a gallery show a curator +from the pacific came a curator from the +atlantic came they had a bidding war on +pauls photographs and now Paul +is a well known photographer paul, the photographer +fish he got rich rich for a fish +and he moved into a huge estate he +drank polluted water got to know the mayors +daughter before long he had a reputation the +gallery in the pacific stopped calling the gallery +in the atlantic stopped calling paul went back +to his grandmothers and he still takes pictures +from time to time" +Computers have come a long way,"Since they were born, they were born +Computers have come a long way +Since they were born, they were born +It’s interesting to see the history +All laid out before me +Microchips and gigahertz +Silicon and Moore’s Law +Computers have changed the world +And it all started in Silicon Valley +So come on down to see +Silicon Valley Innovation Gallery +The tech, tech +Silicon Valley Innovation Gallery +The tech, tech +Museum, museum +Ohhhh in San Jose +The tech, tech +Silicon, Silicon +Valley, Valley +Innovation Gallery +The tech, tech +Museum, museum +Ohhhhhhh +In San Jose +Go there now!" +Llama Cat,"Dog Roommates +- Sleepy +tales from a place where some roomies enjoy +the seasons of the night. Llama, +Cat and Dog +are roommates And +they always get along so well They +share everything with one another They +entertain with the stories they tell They +can count on each other They +are a family And +nothing would ever ever ever Come +between Llama, +Cat and Dog +are roommates Knock, +knock, the door opens wide It’s +a lost and confused human He +needs help so they bring him inside He +doesn’t know who he is He +doesn’t know anything They +let him stay the night And +they all sing Hey +hey hey mister human You +can stay as long as you need WE +share everything with one another We +are a family Just +lay right there Until +you’re feeling all right We’ll +check on you In +the morning light Llama +Cat Dog +were awakened By +the sound of tires screeching away All +of their furniture gone completely empty space The +human had taken all of their stuff They +sat down on the floor In +a puddle of hugs Come +between" +My friends,"You are not alone +Each day +Is a cyclone +And if your pockets are empty +And your soul is hungry +And you’re laughing at life +Even when it’s not funny +I’m here with you +When it rains +Every afternoon +I can’t promise +That I’ll know the tune +But if you’re feeling unhappy +And the future is ugly +And you wake up in the morning +Feeling angry +I’m here for you +My friends +I’m falling apart +I know +Also that you are +When the air is heavy +And the ground is unsteady +And you’ve got to just +Go crazy +I’m here for you" +Memo memo memo memo memo,"Memo memo memo memo memo +Memo memo memo memo memo +Memo memo memo memo memo +Memo memo memo memo memo +Memo memo memo memo memo +Memo memo memo memo memo +Memo memo memo memo memo +Memo memo memo memo memo +Memo memo memo memo memo +Memo memo memo memo memo +Memo memo memo memo memo +Memo memo memo memo memo +I have a cold" +I am an ogre,"Tho I didn’t used to be +I was young once +Then in 2020 +The world went to shit in a brand new way +I shaved my head and grew a beard +Stuck inside I gained a lot of weight +My body changed I felt weird +I am an ogre +And my wife’s still beautiful +We’ve been married for ten years +For which I’m so grateful +All the lines upon my face +I know right where they lead +I worry all the time about +My kids and my family +I am an ogre +I’ll play a song for you now +It’s 5499th +I’ve written somehow +The days go ever faster when +You’re counting them by songs +I am an ogre +And I hope you’ll sing along" +Movin again from state to state,"Multiplication tables to regurgitate +Bitcoin is worth more than gold +I’m almost forty but I don’t feel old +20 years ago +I left home +I am just the same +And I change and grow +I make stupid songs +That all sound the same +And yet I keep moving +And I always change +Copy and paste the first section +Straight right here into the second +I don’t feel like chaining anything at all +And so I feel like I’ve dropped the ball +20 years ago +I left home +I am just the same +And I change and grow +I make stupid songs +That all sound the same +And yet I keep moving +And I always change" +The worst part of driving a Tesla,"is that you've gotta drive a Tesla +There's so much room in the front In +the front We +rented this three year old model to take +the three kids down to Dirt +Jersey Sit +tight And +the little one got a little claustrophobic in +the back In +the back Back +It's so small I'll +say The +back is smaller than I thought But +the trunk and the funk You +got a lot of the trunk in the +front You +got a lot But +the worst part of driving a Tesla +is that we gotta drive a Tesla +We like to drive the electric cars We've +got an I D4 +at home The +I D4 +is a really nice car But +the big battery in this one means it +can go far We +got all the way down to Jersey +City on just one chart with room to +spare Oh +the worst part of driving a Tesla +is that you've gotta drive a Tesla +I like the big screen I wasn't sure +I would But +of course I do Of +course I do Of +course I do The +worst part would drive having a Tesla +Cause everybody assumes you like Elon +Musk and that's fine I guess you can +think that if you want But +I don't We +got to our destination with 40 battery We +got to our destination with 40 battery I +must admit I am impressed despite myself woe +I must admit I am impressed despite myself +woe I must admit I'm +impressed Despite +myself woe I must admit I find myself +impressed despite myself Despite +myself" +Look at the days go by,"Count them one by one +Time be can be so sinister +Like the barrel of a gun +And you’re pushing paper +One eye on the clock +It’s the same four people everyday +That hear you talk +Would you pack it in +Would you trade up +Do you go home +When you’ve had enough +Cuz you’re a monster +Yeah you’re a monster +When you are a kid +And everything is new +Time feels like a lava flow +Hot and scary to get through +But now you’ve seen it all +All the magic in the world +You’re convinced there’s nothing left +But a hazy constant swirl +Would you pack it in +Would you trade up +Do you go home +When you’ve had enough +Cuz you’re a monster +Yeah you’re a monster +Listen to my voice +You are waking up +You are feeling gratitude +And empathy and love +See the minutes pass +Little birds that fly away +It’s not good and it’s not bad +There’s no more to say" +I’m reminded,"In the morning +When the church bells +Start ringing +I’m reminded +When I lay my head +I’m reminded +In the sunshine +When the world +Goes halftime +I’m reminded +When I lay my head +I’m reminded +When I’m rolling +Down Fairmount +The bells tolling +I’m reminded when I lay my head +I’m reminded +When the cop cars +Come crashing +Down the blvd +I’m reminded when I lay my head" +I’m so disorganized,"Things strung together haphazardly +There’s no method to this madness +I’m just drifting along on the breeze +My brain is too small for all of this +It gets quickly filled all day +I got no more room for nothin’ +I got nothin’ left to say" +You only believe what you can see You,"don't believe anything You +can see what will be what will be +The only thing that she know is that +she got to go right now The +only thing you ever had is a feeling +good or bad right now You +don't believe but you don't know you don't +believe Everywhere +you've been everywhere you go you don't Nothing +that you've done till now prepared you for +how it's all worked out at all Nothing +that you've ever done has led you to +this place But +you know I am just a little bit +tired of it oh you know that I +just a little bit scared of it You +only believe what you can see but your +eyes I known to deceive so I'll +believe what you're gonna believe If +you told me I'd +be here I'd +say oh crazy my dear my dear If +you said years oh I'd +be here I'd +say oh oh oh oh oh You +only see what you want you block out +all the rest to know you knock out +time doesn't flow in any direction it's mine +and it's yours Any +direction at all youl're the most important thing +you cannot see the most important things you +cannot see the most important things you cannot +see with your eyes no" +Danny the banana likes juice spots,"Danny the banana likes to drink a dark juice spot +Danny the banana likes juice spots +Danny the banana likes to drink with their juice spots +Danny laid down their life for me +Danny knows that nobody's free +Not until everybody's free +Not until everybody +Juice box +Juice box +Juice box +Juice box +Benny the banana likes juice box +Benny the banana likes a trickle dad +Juice box +Benny took drugs with the +Dalai +Lama +Benny had breakfast with +Obama +Benny went shopping and never came back +Benny is an earthquake heart attack +Benny laid down their life for me +Benny knows that nobody's free +Not until everybod" +Project onto the future any old scenario,"Bring back into focus something from your past +In tiny electrical storms that shift and change and grow +model of the world is written and amassed +It over flows +It rains and snows +It ebbs and flows and is unhinged +The tiny flavors +That rest and waver +That stop and savor the electric binge +Turn the motor on +Turn the motor off +Breathe in, breathe out +Breathe heave and soft +Fall down backwards +On to the stone +Feel it in your gut +Work it to the bone" +there's a fire in the sky,"it's a tower made of clouds +and it's power rings out over creation +meanwhile on the ground +waves of frozen sound +break upon the backs of stale frustration +and citizens wake up at the sensation +rub their eyes +no melody or words +could have cut quite like the sword +swung by the hand of evolution +to live and grow and die +without ever knowing why +knowing how to ask but finding no solution +calling it divine retribution +cut the cords +we're not abandoned +we are abandoning +before we learned to talk +we had to learn to sing +without a plan +we can't demand a thing +we can't demand a thing +i was on my way to school +i saw her cross the street +and her power sent out waves upon the pavement +i pulled over then and there +i had to catch my breath +and stare in this delicate amazement +i felt utterly exposed, stripped naked +to the bone +when she came up to the car +and asked, ""do you know where we are?"" +i couldn't tell if she was serious or joking +i tried to say yes +and planet earth, i guess +but the sounds out of my mouth were more like choking +in the distance some peeper frogs were croaking +to the moon +we were married +it was the first of may +and i carried her and she carried me +the entire way +it was scary +but it was the best day of my life" +The song I just wrote is tomorrow's song,"The song I'm +doing now is today's song Somebody +is smoking out of their window They +don't want the smoke to get all over +their clothes No +They don't want the smoke to get on +their clothes No +no no no They +don't want the smoke to get on their +clothes Yeah +This is today's song not tomorrow's song The +song I just wrote is tomorrow's song And +this song now is today's song You +won't hear this song I just wrote until +tomorrow I'm +sorry If +you wanna put your rein into a wheelbarrow +don't get smoke on your clothes" +I’ve got a bridge to sell you,"I’ve got a ring to bell you +I’ve got a nose to smell you +Wah oh +I’ve got a song to sing you +I’ve got a bell to ring you +I’ve got a love to bring you +Wah oh +nobody knows what they got +Till they start giving +Nobody knows what they’ll do +Till they start living +I’ve got a hand to shake you +I’ve got a offer to make you +I’ve got a apple to snake you +Wah oh +I’ve got a chair to sit you +I’ve got a ball to mitt you +I’ve got a llama to spit you +Wah oh" +Push push push you gotta use it if you got it,"Look look look if the apple tree is rotten +Then even even even if the apple falls far +Deep deep dark still apple in the heart +Push push push that rock and every day +Get get closer and a further away +UN until you can’t tell the difference +Be between yourself and your friends +You can’t know +The bells that ring +You can’t trust +Anything +Push push push when the going gets sticky +Gif gif gift horse mouth can’t be picky +Beg beg beg steal and borrow +Tru tru truth just sings hollow +Push push push till the elbow gives up +Big big cache of dynamite blows up +Riga riga riga riga mortis sets in +Be between you and your friends" +Jojo pumpkin pumpkin and,"Jojo +Jojo pumpkin +Jojo pumpkin +Jojo pumpkin +Jojo pumpkin +Jojo pumpkin +Jojo +Jojo pumpkin pumpkin and +Jojo +Jojo pumpkin" +In 1982,"All the lost souls +Started flowing through +Claude Neon +Said aye carumba +Enough with all the +Melodrama +He went about +Shaking everybody up +Snowshoeing naked +Making out and making love +Claude Neon +Said oi vey +Let’s look each other in the eye today" +Clint Eastwood talking to a teradactyl,"Clint Eastwood talking to the pope (john paul) +Clint Eastwood talking to a bucket of mackerel +Clint Eastwood talking to a piece of rope +Clint Eastwood talking to a mall cop +Clint Eastwood talking to John Wayne +Dirty Harry talking to a Dirty Dirty Mop +Clint Eastwood talking on another plane +Clint Eastwood talking to a chair +Clint Eastwood talking to a chair" +The earth it keeps turning and I am all right,"I try my best to keep it locked up all tight +But I'm not a compartment and I don't have the strength +To hold it all back for any length +Of time +My crime +is that I want it all smooth +No big emotions +No tempers and egos to soothe +I just want to sit here +And know I'm not alone +My internal clock is ticking away +I try to ignore it but it's louder each day +The pain I will feel and the heat I will catch +Isn't what I had in mind by any stretch +of im +magin +nation but somehow +i walk +and i talk +and I'm joining the walking dead now +Holding a candle that keeps going out +I grasp and I grope and I thrash all about +I'm lost when I'm waking and i'm scared of my dreams +but i'll do what i have to and by any means +ness +ess +sray to keep myself sane +so i'll choose +to refuse +to deny myself and to refrain" +There is no telegram,"No KOLs +There is no marketing +There’s just yourself +You are sitting there +On your phone +Hoping to strike it rich +Hoping to connect with something +That helps you understand +But +There is no telegram +Nor will there ever be one +No pleading or demands +There is no telegram +I accidentally launched a meme coin +That briefly had a 700k dollar market cap +malicious actor took over the dexscreener page +And put a drainer telegram link right on there +And to be honest +That’s been my experience +With telegram +So +This is music +This is art +This is not content +This is not gambling +If it’s a meme coin +It’s cuz I’m curious +It’s wild, Wild West +And you want to strike it rich +Don’t we all." +so you better choose now and defend that choice,"water flows down and that's enough +to sweep away all the other boys +all the other boys +come offering machine guns +they destroy +anything with feelins' +and it isn't much of a choice +if you don't speak it with your voice +this heart doesn't beat inside +all the other boys +a woman sits upon the throne alone +an image of sanctity and poise +love isn't born so much as it's grown +big enough to eclipse all the other boys +all the other boys +come offering machine guns +they destroy +anything with feelins' +and it isn't much of a choice +if you don't speak it with your voice +this heart don't beat inside +all the other boys +you prefer the wilderness at dusk +to cities full of zombies and of noise +the moon gets closer and you feel the rush +tugging you away from all the other boys +all the other boys +come offering machine guns +they destroy +anything with feelins' +and it isn't much of a choice +if you don't speak it with your voice +this heart don't beat inside +all the other boys" +What are you waiting for,"What’s the hold up dude +Time and the air you breathe +Won’t change your attitude +You’ll never be anyone different +Than who you are right now +Yeah I’m talking to you +And I’m talking to myself +What are you waiting for +You got time now but you’ll never have more +What are you waiting for +Change is gonna come +But on the inside it’s just you +One heart and two lungs +The universe is entropy +Nothing ever lasts +You wanna go make waves +You are gonna get splashed +What are you waiting for +In your dusty indecision +Every single mistake you make +Won’t matter in the beginning +At the heat death of the universe +Everything will be still +So just sit down and do it +You don’t have time to kill" +I need to plug my computer in,"It's running out of battery +I need to take a nap +Cause I'm running out of me +I've got a notion to go outside +But the air is full of sticky +Navigating the city streets +Can sometimes be quite tricky +Smiling down upon us +broke down engine turning +Whispering in our ears +The sun dying and burning +Weeds grow in the sidewalk crack +Roses start to bloom +Peaches grow on all the trees +I sit here in this room +Cars go by in a huffy fit +They think they're so important +Little they know they're just like us +Fragile small and mortal +Smiling down upon us +broke down engine turning +Whispering in our ears +The sun dying and burning +Hunks of matter come flying off +Every door is open +People laze about their pools +Teenager are mopin' +Everything is normal here +Just as it always was +Nothing ever changes here +Nothing changes till it does 4a" +maj and Eb Maj,"I’ve got everything I need +Everything you give it to me +I’ve got everything I need +You give it to me, give it to me +Anything I don’t got I can get it +If it’s gonna rain then I’ll just let it +Anything I don’t got I can get it +Rain I’ll let it, Rain I’ll let it +I’ve got everything I want +Don’t want nothing I don’t got +I’ve got everything I want +Don’t want nothing I don’t got +shape +Everything that you thought you knew was wrong +You were what you were waiting for all along +It’s quiet and the sun goes down +I got everything I need right now +It’s quiet and the sun goes down +Everything I need I got right now" +The grease it fueled the fire that the,"cigarette started up They +brought in buckets of water but nothing was +enough I was in the foyer picking through +the trash I smelled the smoke and someone +spoke and then i heard the crash And +the building fell All +around me there I was trapped beneath Mad +dog grizzly bear And +the angels sang And +the trumpets blew 4horseman rode And +they were led by you I was standing +in a field lilac smell of spring I +felt like I'd +just arrived and there was something I forgot +to bring The +meadow had a puddle a pond that shimmered +dark I looked down deep into it and +saw 3 white grinning sharks I had transformed +Broke natural law Where +once were hands There +now was paw Where +once was skin There +now was fur Above +my head All +sky and bird Started +running out into the underbrush I regretted never +telling you that I had a crush There +would never be a time for that but +I had something more wild endless landscape a +new world to explore" +Who knows how far you get who knows,"how far you get along alone Alone +who knows what lies in store this fascist +heart that beats abhorrently scoringly pouringly terribly who +knows I don't want to see the future +that he'll make that he'll break my heart +my life and all that I care about +who knows not me I don't quite see +who know not me I can believe that +this is my life that this is your +country Right +now I'm +feeling so hopeless who knows not me who +knows Be +free who knows not me who knows Be +free Be +free be free who knows" +"hey girl, you're a mutant freak","i wanna snuggle up to you +nuzzle mutant cheek to cheek +make a baby mutant ooo ooo oo +for all my mutant homies i say yeah +it's gonna be all right yeah +hey man you're a stiff stiff collar +get up offa my porch +you don't wanna hear me holler +or light my mutant torch +hey girl you're a mutant princess +i'd lay down and die for you +i'd push you on the mutant swing sets +in the alpha omega zoo" +and my nose is still gonna leak and,"my ears are still stuffed up oh no +I've had enough of this bullshit of this +bullshit yeah I still don't feel great yeah +this feeling is one that I hate I +can't really play the keys any better than +when I was 13 this is bullshit this +is bul shit" +The media said Joe,"Biden's president Ha +ha ha ha Strike +and strike and smash Rickety +Take your iron rod God +by the lust Daddy +Ha ha Can't +beat my daddy the devil said what God +now is the time There +is no law they can't beat my daddy +the king of disease My +daddy the king of death Victory +Victory Smashed +it with your iron rod Smashed +it God +my dadd I do not care Care +what doctors say I don't care what Arizona +says Care +what Pennsylvania +says Ha +ha ha ha Strike +and strike and smash God +Re Take +your iron ride God +God by the lust of daddy Ha +ha Can't +beat my daddy the devil said what God +now is the t There +is no law They +can' they can't be a knife This +is the highest level witchcraft The +manipulations Massive +warfare Massive +witchcraft feminine spirit told me about a guy +who is rah rah rah until the news +started saying things And +all of a sudden he said well Trump +should have humbled himself Well +things would have been different If +things are different only when God +says they are different I don't care I +do not care I don't care what the +media says Care +what Arizona +says Care +what Pennsylvania +says Care +what states say Care +what government I certainly don't care what doctors +say teachers say businesses say We +win Ha +ha We +win Ha +ha we win Strike +and strike and smash God +take your iron rod God +God by the lust of daddy can't beat +my daddy Devil +said what God +now is the time There +is no law they can't be my daddy +Strike and strike and smash God +take your iron rod Brother +lost Daddy +Ha You +can't beat my daddy Devil +s Now +is time is love they can't beat my +daddy" +Am,"I am +I am +I a good person +Am +I am +I am +I a bad man +Am +I am +I am +I just a collection of experiences +I didn't plan at all at all +I didn't play at all at all +Am +I my +Am +I a good person +Am +I am +I am +I a great man +Will +I will +I will +I be remembered forever +Anything +I do at all or anything +I do at all +Or anything +I do at all +You don't know +You don't know +You don't know if you are good +You don't know +You don't know +You don't know if you are good until you know +Good night +Am +I am +I am +I a toaster +Just meantime to mean to toast that bread +Am +I am +I am +I a little sparrow with all the world inside my head +You don't know if you're good +You don't know +You don't know if you're good +You don't know until you're not" +Is it easy,"No it's not +Is it hard +Most of the time +Is it easy +No not really +Is it hard +Is it hard +Is it easy +I wouldn't say so +Is it hard +Yes it is +It is easy +No it's not +Is it hard +Is it hard doing it every day +Doing +I don't like that +I don't like that +Let's do something else +Doing it every day +Same thing every day we're doing it every day +Every day +Every day +Is it easy +No it's not +Is it hard +Yes it is +Is it easy +I wouldn't say that +Is it hard +Is it hard +Is it easy +No no no +Is it hard +Yeah yeah yeah +Why do you do it +I have no choice +I have no choice +Every day the same +Every day +Every day +Every day +Every day +Is it easy to make up a song +Not really +I do really bad at it sometimes +Like today today today +I don't really know what to say +Today today today today +I don't really know what to say +Today today +I just gotta do it do do do do it +I just gotta go through it and say screw +O" +Bread machine,"Is my copilot tonight +Making pizza dough by the fire light +You could have some +If you were here +Just use imagination +And perhaps you’ll appear +Bread machine +Spinning round and around +Doesn’t get nowhere +It just makes that sound +And in a while +we got dough +The way the cookie crumbles +The way the toast will flow +Bread machine +I’m trying to write +My song out here +In the cold unforgiving light +I do my best +But sometimes I’m short +I need some bread +To feed me to my core" +I don’t like this,"Staring into the abyss +Feeling like I’m gonna puke +No stars in my eyes +Now it’s time to organize +And that’s what I’m gonna do +And from your office in DC +Cory Booker I hope you take the lead +When he steps on our Democracy +I hope you make him bleed +Don’t give him +Don’t give him anything +He’ll use it all against us +Don’t give him +Don’t give him anything +He’s Nero not Augustus +I may not agree +With you on everything +But Mr Booker I hope we can +Agree that he +Is a sad species +bully tyrant of a man +Politics is compromise +But sometimes that takes a back seat +To empower him is to let us down +The vulnerable will take all the heat +Don’t give him +Don’t give him anything +He’ll use it all against us +Don’t give him +Don’t give him anything +He’s Nero not Augustus" +I found your yeps I found your nopes,"I put them in my pocket +I tied the ropes around your hopes +I put them in my pocket +Empty out my pocket and the sky falls down +Empty out my pocket and the world stops spinning round +Empty out my pocket and the angels from above +It’s down to kingdom come when my pockets open up" +"Jackie, turn off the overhead light Cuz","I’m cooking dinner tonight So +pick up some California +wine And +then we’ll go, we’ll go for a walk +down by the river We’ll +go, we’ll go for a walk and meet +the stars But +first you need to pick up your phone +It’s Johnny +calling you" +I'm feeling sick I'm,"not feeling well I got summer cold Jupiter +can you tell me too Jupiter +Sickies too Poppy +also Whoa +All the boys are sick and all the +girls are not My +head is full of air My +nose is full of snot Snot +I'm feeling sick Mama's +feeling okay She's +been running around like a chicken with her +head cut off all over Back +and forth throughout the day running errands And +I've just been sitting here feeling sick" +and I was turning twenty,"I was turning ten +and then I thought of how I think it's funny +we don't change +and i don't change +and we don't change at all +the pictures painted +and it looks the same +and that's not strange at all +i was turning towards the fire +on a cloudy day december +I was turning round the thought +that you may not be gone +I was turning cars around +and following the sun to sunday +when the colors of the windy +morning took me of another way" +We did not see the sunset,"Not from lack of trying +Killed a Nazi and forget +The look on his face when dying +Everybody turn your faces to the left +Laugh out loud “ha ha ha” +Laugh at death +We did not see the sunset +Not from lack of trying +Killed a Nazi and forget +The look on his face when dying +Everybody turn your faces to the left +Laugh out loud “ha ha ha” +Laugh at death +We did not see the sunset +Not from lack of trying +Killed a Nazi and forget +The look on his face when dying +Everybody turn your faces to the left +Laugh out loud “ha ha ha” +Laugh at death" +I put my gun away Everybody’s,"looking it’s a nightmare On +the telephone calling the first name that popped +into my head And +it was you Ocean +comes up to meet The +sand I’m +sinking slowing into the sea It’s +time to stop running and there’s only one +thing I regret It’s +you I remember her eyes, clear and plain +There’s no white elephant gift exchange Now +I’m on my way to where the only +thing that matters in the world" +Look up at the sky,"Look down at my phone +It’s nice to know that I +not alone +Women from the 1990s +Rolling stone +Magazine covers are coming to life +inside my phone +I turn up the volume +To hear what they have to say +And that’s when they ask me +Do you want to play +Video games" +They caught each other’s eye on an airplane,"They were both in the wedding party +romantic walk and they danced a bunch +But Liz had a flight to catch early +Then at the LA marathon +They didn’t see each other in the race +But they met up after and watched the tarheels +Katherine thought he was pretty great +He texted her right after +You’re even more great that i remember +They went skiiing in Colorado +And they met a guy named Bear +Brett and Elizabeth +Running in the marathon +The love between them keeps them going +On and on and on +Brett took Liz on a mystery date +surprise trip to Chicago +Wrigley stadium and Sears Tower +But no sharing of desert, no no +He visited her Flagstaff +They hiked 46 miles in less than a day +So much trust and encouragement +That’s the only way they made it through, the only way +Liz moved out to Alabama +This past December he proposed +And now they’re be together forever +Running down +That long and winding road" +I go where,"I go where +I go +I don't know +I go where +I go where +I go +I don't know +I play another song in the evening +I play play a song what +I play a +Don't what would +I say +I play play a day what +I don't know +Cause +I +I go where +I go and +I don't know where +I go where +I go +I don't know +I go where +I go where +I go +I don't know +I go where +I go where +I +I don't know" +I don’t want to go,"To the party but +I don’t want to stay home +I don’t want to +Make out with you +But I don’t want to be alone +I don’t want to do your drugs +I don’t want to stay up late +But then it’s 6am and I’m all alone +Cuz I’m the only one awake +I the only one +Who feels this way +Like I’m stuck behind my eyes +Like I’m stuck between +All my hopes and dreams +And just being afraid to try +Don’t want to be your man +Or even hold your hand +But I’d like to sleep with you +So I’m telling lies +To both you and I +Cause that’s just what I do +Maybe it was the way you looked at me +Or said something to my friend +But now it’s 6am, and I’m out of breath +Looks like I messed it up again" +shape turned down to D,"She’ll take the bull by the horns +She’ll take the words from your lips +She’ll take the breath from your lungs +And it goes on like this +She’ll take your head in her hands +She’ll take your word on the truth +She’ll take your cock in the morning +Because she really likes you +She’ll take a nap if you got it +She’ll take plenty of time +She’ll take a shower and then +She’ll be clean as can be +She’ll take a stand on the issues +She’ll take a ride with a friend +She’ll take the heart from your chest +And then finally +She’ll take you away +And you’ll gladly follow +You’ll hear yourself say +I’m yours +This is it +She’ll take the misfit eyes +She’ll take the high high road +She’ll take the fortress dark +And she’ll let you know +She’ll take the black of the night +She’ll take it with a good dream +She’ll take her booty and shake it +So good you’ll be +Dying +She’ll take the pillows on the bed +She’ll take the time to construct +She’ll take the killer instinct +She don’t give a fuck +She’ll take the drugs from your bathroom +Take them down to the street +She’ll take a cab to the ocean +Bury them at the beach" +After 15 years of OS 10 reviews,"Full of the most constructive criticism +That’s 15 years planning his summer round you +Now tell me the man doesn’t deserve a ticket +He’s been using Macintosh +Since he was a boy +He brings the Mac community +So much joy +Give John Siracusa a ticket, please Apple +Do the right thing +If anyone deserves it +It’s him +So let me hear you sing +WWDC +Siracusa should be +On the list no lottery +Give that man a ticket +His cohosts are going and he’s not and that sucks +He loved you when no one had your back +His attendance should not depend on luck +It should just be a matter of fact +If you don’t invite him +And release a new file system +That would be a tragedy +Of Biblical proportions +Come on come on come on +Apple you know you want +man like John +Walking around Moscone" +Born into nobility,"At the center of the galaxy +Everything taken from you +All alone just a little baby +There is so much fear in you +Because of all you’ve seen +But I can see in you +The person you can be +They prodded and they studied you +You were a lab rat to them +You learned to hide the truth +You grew fearful and so sullen +I will bring you home +If its the last thing that I do +I want you to be free +To be the real you" +It’s 9 o clock on a tuesday,"the president is droning on +go to sleep my little dude +it’s ok that your name is trump +your name does not define you +middle school is hell +Those jerks that make fun of you +just feel bad about themselves +It’s easier to make fun +Than to face the pain inside +Easier to ignore other people��s +Suffering and just hide +Hide behind cruel words +And do cruel things with power +So go to sleep my little dude +None of that matters now +Cuz self care is important +It’s a school night after all +All those kids that bullied you +Will act differently tomorrow +But remember what it feels like +To be on the receiving end +Let’s never be cruel to each other +No never not ever again" +Everything that I make: I own it,"It’s my private property +If you take it for free +That’s just theft +And yet i have read all of Karl Marx +Private property don’t start +Hoarding ideas means nothing’s left +For anyone else +But we’re chained to the yoke of capital +Forced to compete for breadcrumbs +Corporations are people +And when they +Take our work and profit handsomely +That leaves all of us less free +Gouging out each other’s eyes +In endless competition +Abolish corporations +Seize the means of production +Abolish state coercion +Create with wild abandon +Be ruthless with institutions +Be kind to every human +Don’t be the art police" +"Hmmm, I got classified documents in my bathroom","Hmmm, I got classified documents under my bed +Where did these come from? +Who put these here? +Wouldn’t it be better +If they just didn’t exist? +I didn’t do anything wrong +I never do anything wrong +I’m incapable of doing anything wrong +R" +Hello repair person,"I don’t know you +You don’t know me +I’m singing this song cause I really messed up +My AKG 414 +Please get it back to me +Safe and sound +I know I messed it up I really messed up +It won’t be the same +Without it around +Please get it back to me fast as you can +It’s still in warranty +but I tried to fix it myself +But money is tight and I could really +Use your help +Please get it back to me +Safe and sound +I know I messed it up I really messed up +If there’s any way +You can get around +The normal rules I’d be in your debt" +I can’t even keep my dreams straight,"I hit a brick wall +And I don’t know who I am when I wake up +Without a clear path too take +I curl into a ball +And nothing I ever do is good enough +Success don’t make me happy +Failing don’t make me happy +In a certain light it’s funny +But I just keep going all the same +I kinda just wanna watch TV +And play some video games +But I don’t know if I earned the right +Where does that come from +Thoe protestant lies +Like worms that eat my brain in my mind" +I stare at my phone too much,"I watch too much TV +I eat too much junk food +It’s not good for me +My wife +My kid +My family +That’s all I got +It’s all I got +The only time I have to sit down +And make a song like I’m not singin +Is when my son is a sleep +And it’s the weekend +You should listen to the podcast +That I make called Songonauts +That’s where all my energy goes +That’s why this is all I got" +How do you know what you're gonna say,"until you say it How +do you know what you're gonna say till +you say How +do you know what you're going to play +until you play How +do you know what you're going to do +till you do it How +do you know what you're gonna do until +you do it Until +you go through How +can you know what you're gonna go Cause +we're not made of anything but carbon we're +not made by anything but carbon we're part +water blood bone skin and garbage how do +you know who you're gonna be till you +be it Tell +me now how do you know who you're +gonna be until you be Until +you pour until you pour that and you +concrete it how do you book it How +do you write it when you're gonna book +it How +you gonna write it How +do you know if you're gon Mmm +When it's time to fight it How +do you know what you know until you +know it How +do you know what you know until you +go How +do you know how far you can until +you throw it Got +a funky tuning I'm +very tired because just drove down here to +Maryland where my in laws live Took +us five hours It +should have taken three but when you got +two small children and traffic Now +I'm doing root talk Root +talk It's +one of my wife's pet peeves when people +talk about how they went someplace and how +long it took and she hates it It's +a pet peeve of hers Well +we took 95 down to 45 and we +took a detour down this on the old +Dixie Expressway +to Pulaski +and then we went back to 95 She +hates that stuff Anytime +anyone's talking about that she gives me a +look like oh boy here we go Anyway +I'm really tired I don't have any of +my equipment So +someone just commented about you know the more +produced songs and also of me talking at +the end of things This +used to be a very common occurrence me +talking after songs I used to do this +all the time back in the I don't +know first couple years First +couple years First +couple thousand songs First +maybe thousand songs This +is very normal for me to talk to +you like this At +a certain point I just stopped I don't +know I never feel like anything that I'm +saying is remotely interesting And +then sometimes I have things that I actually +want to you to know about like this +Kickstarter that I'm +doing And +the song day world stuff But +then I end up talking about other stuff +I'm here in my wife's childhood bedroom I +just made that song up I don't know +if you could tell It's +all I got energy for Just +making songs up Mmm +Anyway this is a very long video Okay +Yeah" +In this life you might feel lots of,"things you might get real sad sometimes but +there's one thing you can't steal My +ukulele And +I will wait till the end of time +and I will till I'm +out of line But +I gonna play gonna play my ukulele Sometime +when I'm +on the phone I get up and I'm +all alone I put on the telephone I +my ukulele what thing can stay in tune +from midnight until noon I don't know about +you but I think it's time in the +boo boo ukulele Ukulele +might call it big or small I might +call it different job but that's okay you +know because it's my ukulele But +I'm not kidding when I say I like +it I like it Even +when it's out of tune I really like +it Even +though it's got this big hole on it +I like it I like it a lot +There's one thing you can't take no matter +what My +mistake Every +single way you'll never take my ukulele My" +Netflix yourself to death,"Netflix yourself until there’s nothing left +But a pile of sinew and bone +Staring at the screen +Hopelessly alone +And you’ve buried your head in the stand +Forget about the future +Because you’ve got nothing planned" +Deep deep down in your hot hot heart,"I’ll be found there torn apart +Bone fragments and bits of skin +tidal wave of blood comes rushing in +What you’re made of +It’s what you’re made of +Can you say it with a smile on your face +When we made love +Were you afraid of +Losing yourself in time and space +You want to see a movie but can’t find the theatre +She’s so so hungry you’ve got nothing to feed her +The screen door on the porch has been torn to shreds +And the investigator says things that go over your heads +What you’re made of +It’s what you’re made of +Can you say it with a smile on your face +When we made love +Were you afraid of +Losing yourself in time and space +There are two clocks in the house not one +But you set your time by the sun +You wander through your days without a clue +But at night you are led by the moon +I call your attention to exhibit A +Breakfast in bed on a sterling silver tray +French toast coffee fruit and OJ +It’s hard not to realize that everything’s OK +What you’re made of +It’s what you’re made of +Can you say it with a smile on your face +When we made love +Were you afraid of +Losing yourself in time and space" +She’s writing a memoir,"And it makes me wanna write +She has led +fascinating life +Full of deviations +And creative complications +Heartbreak and satiations +And now she’s here with me +I’ve got nothing to say +But I say it anyway +I’ve got nothing to give +But I give each day I live +I give each day +I’m writing a song a day +And they bleed into each other +Each one’s so small +I don’t know why I bother +Craving something juicer +I look into the future +What can I introduce here +That’ll throw me over the top +And I give each day +And the time just slips away +I’m overtaken +By the days I might’ve forsaken +Triplets on the battlefield +Slaughter on the hill +Two brother’s dead +There’s just one left to kill +Blood is all around us +It’s drips and is ground into the dust +That floats on up over this mess +Into outer space" +Go deeper Press,"deeper Go +deeper Press +deeper Go +deeper Press +deeper Go +deeper Press +deeper Despite +just launching the watch we are on an +incredible pace of innovation It +starts with this iconic duplator Listen +to the baby's heart rate Right +on her wrist Right +on her wrist Next +up Deeper +IPad Biggest +news Press +deeper Why +make an iPad with a bigger display It +can touch the software you can touch the +web you can touch the books we read +Amazing musical instrument Yeah +somebody likes music Slide +over Split +view Picture +Picture 129 inches Inches +Drive all those pixels Press +deeper Chip +team is just on fire with buttery Apple +pencil Customers +are going to feel it Let's +take this to the next level Every +time they use it the document is king +I'm not happy with the model style Press +harder Luckily +we have an app for that Press +harder Speaking +with my patient about their injured knee I'm +excited Experiencing +new levels of medical accuracy Now +let's turn on some muscles Turn +on the skin there This +motion is fully controlled by me I'd +like to talk about an even larger future +of television is apps Press +deep really hard Go +deeper and really long It +starts with voice and with touch We +have a great touch experience Show +Me Funny +TV shows All +your viewing options on a single screen 3D +effect on the artwork really makes it come +to life Swipe +Oh yeah there he is Click +Skip ahead seven minutes Swipe +What did she say Click +Just the ones with Sean +and swipe I'm +actually quite a metalhead Tvos +Netflix Great +ui From +hbo Hulu +Raymond Adventures +Guitar Hero +to Apple +tv Galaxy +on Fire +Engaging apps for kids fitness app that works +Take that big bow Multiplayer +willow Apple +customers love Love +gilt Just +peek in Peek +in Apple +customers love gilt That's +going to be a big hit in my +house Like +this Back +and forth Ply +a little bit of force Back +and forth Ply +a little bit of force Swipe +across Just +like this Pop +right in Totally +epic Hay +Phil hay Phil +Hay Phil +Hay Phil +Series is definitely sassy Deep +trench isolation 3D battle Mechs +is a bird with attitude 4K videos Come +on you can say it with me Apple +customers love guilt Just +peek in Peek +in Apple +customers love gilt That's +going to be a big hit in my +house Like +this Back +and forth Apply +a little bit of force Back +and forth Apply +a little bit of force Swipe +across Just +like this Pop +right in Totally +ever Click +and swipe Click +and swipe Click +and swipe Swipe +Swipe swipe Voice +and with touch Voice +and touch Voice +and with touch touch touch touch Customers +are going to feel it every time they +use it That's +going to be a big hit in my +house Back +and forth by a little bit of force +Oh yeah there you go Press +harder Press +harder Back +and forth by a little bit of force +Back and forth by a little bit of +force No +deeper bread Deeper +No deeper bread Deeper +No deeper" +You're gonna give up now Better,"wait better find the little ones who want +to play You're +gonna give up now Better +take off cut the pants that you wearing +out of calm I never she would be +so stupid Never +imagine that I like you You're +going to give up now that I look +down swear you'll be going in the end +You're going to give us down Better +leave a with your liver on your lungs +intact You're +gonna give up now Give +it a break find yourself never get up +full of sleep You're +gonna give us now gonna give up up +up You're +gonna give up I'll +take you with you when you lay down +your step Give +up give up give up give up give +up give up go up Give +up give up give up up Give +up give up" +Don’t fall down the subway stairs,"But if you do I’ll be there to catch you +If you’re going the wrong way +I’ll be there to set you +On the right path +With the right motivations +You can do the math +And find the good vibrations +Gone are the days of graffiti doors +And warriors in the streets +Now it’s all air b n bs +Snap chatting to their tweets +In the summer sun +The truth is more complicated +But it is less fun +To stay motivated +Stand clear of the closing doors please +Garble garble munch +The sound over the loud speaker +Sounds like they’re eating lunch +While a gorilla +Jumps on their chest +And godzilla" +The carrier pigeons have all flown away,"They’re tired of carrying your lies +All you see are red and green +When you close your eyes +You already lost your way +The magnetic poles have shifted +Don’t you have anything to say +Other than you’re scared shitless +When the animals +Start running for the hills +You better get going +You don’t want +To get everyone killed +You better get going +There’s rats in the forest, racoons on the beach +The snakes are building a ship +Meanwhile you sit on your roof +With both of your wings freshly clipped +You’ll tell me later you had no choice +But the footage will suggest otherwise +And just as you always have done in the past +You’ll try to blame some other guys" +It's May Day,"And congress couldn't muster +To raise the minimum wage +GOP filibuster +It's ridiculous +They are phoning it in +Barely keeping up pretenses +We mean anything to them +But it's May Day +I sing in solidarity +With workers all around the world +Who are treated unfairly +I say down with corporations +Up with the human race +Don't give up the fight +Punch them right in the face +It's May Day +It's May Day +Down with the oligarchy +Up with the huddled masses +Take their filibuster +And shove it right up their asses" +It’s down to the wire,"It’s coming on quick +Just a thin coat +Then she’ll lay it on thick +The last hurrah +For the human race +Before we’re no longer +Welcome in this place +No time for talk +It’s time for deeds +Throwing our bodies +On the machinery +It’s easy to feel +Like it’s too late +That hungry maw +Will never satiate +But everything you see is man made +And that means it can be unmade +It’s only natural to be afraid +We’re gonna need more than just a band aid +The systems we know +Are all gonna break +Monopoly of violence +Held by the state +Will you hoard your stuff +In your bunker on drugs +Or come into the sunlight +And build with us +I spend all day +In a whirlwind dream +Accountable to those +Who depend on me +I spend all night +Dreaming about +Losing the people +I can’t live without" +"What I want, what do I want, hit","a bus kill. I was born with all +the songs. I know every single song. I +can turn them off. I can turn them +on. I know every single song. Little +ditties and opuses. I control what the focus +is. K-pop +or the blues I choose. One +thousand chords, a melody. And +I know every single song. I can be +much more than I was born to be. +I know every single song. Little +ditties and opuses. I control what the focus +is. K-pop +or the blues I choose. I'm +not them and they're not me. I hear +them and they set me free. I can +keep time. I know every single key. I'm +not them and they are not me. Little +ditties and opuses. I control what the focus +is. K-pop +or the blues I choose." +Papa's just got to do this song and,"then we can go Papa's +just gotta do his song and then we +can go Whatever +you wanna do till then I don't know +But Papa's +just gotta do my song and then we +can go Papa's +just gotta do my song just wait a +little bit Papa +just gotta do my song Please +wait a little bit You +can go right you can go left or +you can split But +Papa's just gotta do my song so please +wait a little bit Papa's +just gotta do my song please just hold +on a sec Papa's +just gotta do my song Please +hold on just a sec You +might say holy moly You +might say what the heck But +Papa's just gotta do my song Please +hold on just a sec hold on hold +on hold on hold on hold on hold +on hold on" +Millions of women around the world,"Let’s keep up the momentum +Here on his very first day +He’s violated the constitution +He stripped the white house website +Of rights and climate change +It’s only gonna get worse +As we steer into the strange +He censored the National Forest Service +He made mortgages more expensive +Canadians couldn’t get into the country +We gotta keep up the momentum +People in the streets is powerful +We gotta take that power all the way +Into government halls we gotta heed the calls +We gotta be and see the change +Everywhere we go +People want to know +Who the fuck we are +We’re coming for you +You bastard +With all of our mother loving hearts" +Compassion is not a sexy word,"But on you darlin It's so sexy it's absurd +When you're laughing at yourself +When you're smiling about it all +The mistakes and cranky feelings +That drip down your inner walls +I fall in love +Compassion is a word so steeped in stuff +It's dismissible even though there's clearly not enough +And you're staring at me +Across a great divide +Telling me how it is +No running, numbing hide +I fall in love +Can you love yourself +As much as I love you +Can you forgive +All the mistakes you do +In my arms +You are true +You are you +Compassion is best with no pretense +We're hard, hard wired to feel it for our friends +But when it comes to ourselves +The story gets delayed +So when I see you doing it +My heart's in full display +I fall in love +Can you love yourself +As much as I love you +Can you forgive +All the mistakes you do +You are true +You are you" +I can’t tell if I’m good or bad,"I guess maybe somewhere in the middle +I feel like every thought I have +Is a thought that I’ve thought before +Like over and over again +Maybe I don’t read enough +And watch too much TV +Does it matter why I write these songs +I’m not sure that it does +There’s many things all along +That have driven me to write +And nothing would make me stop +Maybe I should stop posting them +And only write them for me +My body feels like it’s falling apart +Should I feel this way at 37? +I inherited this bad bad heart +I take my medicine +And I run almost every day +But my body aches all over +Is this normal +I’m only gonna write 4 verses to this song +My daughter is about to wake from her nap +I’ll forget I wrote it by next week +Until someday I hear it again +I wonder what I’ll think of it then +Will I think good job past Jonathan +Or say man this is terrible +I guess we’ll see" +There’s this guy in my hotel room,"He’s got horns and 8 eyes +He’s sticking out his tongue +He’s missing two fingers +I don’t know what he wants +He could seem kind of menacing +But I’m pretty sure he’s friendly +Maybe that’s just wishful thinking +Portland Hotel Experience +I’m getting a real Portland Hotel Experience +I guess he’ll watch me sleeping +With his weird scaly arms +And his body that turns to drops +And his ears that look like Vulcan’s +He appears out of the darkness +Is he watching over me? +Is he going to tell me stories? +Is he going to eat my dreams? +Everyone seems really nice here +Young and full of energy +Won’t they be surprised +When I go to bed at 7:30 +Just kidding gonna stay out late +The first night of XOXO +But I will be really tired +I’m a morning person that’s how we roll" +What are you looking at I don't know,"What are you doing I'm +not sure who's that person in the pirate +hat looking at me What +are you doing I don't know what are +you looking at I'm +not sure who are you Tell +me what to do don't look at me +right now Cause +I'm feeling away I'm +feeling like a big fat loser on the +way don't look at me now don't look +at me down don't look at me at +all Know +my friends oh what you gonna do What +you gonna do What +you gonna do when they come for you +Remember that song they played around that show +Cops Now +Cops has been canceled The +Cops are not canceled so fuck the cops +oh fuck the cops oh fuck the cops +oh fuck the cop Cop +cop cop oh fuck the cops oh fuck +the co Overcome" +Mitt Romney pays less taxes than me,"Mitt Romney pays less taxes than me +He calls me a mooch +He calls me a leech +And yet he pays less taxes than me +Mitt Romney pays less taxes than you +Mitt Romney pays less taxes than you +Unless you're rich as him +And your accountants just as shrewd +Mitt Romney pays less taxes than you +Mitt Romney pays less taxes than us +Mitt Romney pays less taxes than us +And he contributes nothing +And leaves behind him dust +Mitt Romney pays less taxes than us +Those who pay no income tax +Still pay a payroll tax +Which comes to 15.3 percent +That's a bit more than the 13.9 +That Romney pays on his entire fortune +Mitt Romney pays less taxes than ya'll +In his private jet less taxes than ya'll +If you're struggling to get by +To him that must sound so banal +Mitt Romney pays less taxes than ya'll +Mitt Romney pays less taxes most +Mitt Romney pays less taxes most +In front of the right crowd +It's a fact he'd probably boast +Mitt Romney pays less taxes most +Mitt Romney pays less taxes than me +Mitt Romney pays less taxes than me +I'll make less in 20 years than he'll make this week +Mitt Romney pays less taxes than me" +The desert is a death camp,"The olive trees are burning +And all I hear is screaming +In the silence all around me +Raining down from heaven +Whistling through the buildings +Torn apart and bleeding +Crushing and collapsing +The gates of hell are open +But there’s no gods or demons +Just lost and broken humans +And trails of empty traumas +Useless and unlooked at +Hearts no longer beating +Trails of blood all leading +To the bottom of the mountain +To the desert and the death camp +To the olive trees all burning +To the silence all around me +Where all I hear is screaming" +Stack up every book that has ever existed,"And they would reach straight out into space +Each one containing a fully formed world +Dragons to kill and lovers to chase +Some people say, ""I don't like to read"" +And to those people I simply say this: +I'm really sorry, you don't know what you're missing +Reading a good book can be bliss +Read more books +Please read more books +And play more video games +Watch TV and movies +But read more books, cuz it's all the same +The stories in a book +You won't get another way +The book is the perfect system of delivery +Read more books +Read more books +Please read more books right now" +Put on your boots,"We’re walking on the roof +Walking on the roof tonight +Snuffing out all the starts +And putting in LED lights +Taking down the moon +And putting up a sign +Believe everything you read +Setting up a tower +To beam the message +You have everything you need +Don’t look down +Don’t look down +Because then you’ll fall +Down" +it was 50 miles wide,"the color of the sky +was pink and blue and shy +the water rippled out +the crew gave a shout +the submarine deployed +the captain said ahoy +the first mate was a fish +who granted me one wish +i thought of stopping time +or eternal life +then Jesus he rolled through +and Pontius Pilate too +Jesus had a stone +Pontius’ mouth was sewn +shut and tight and sealed +and Jesus he revealed +his magic tricks and trash +with soul patch and mustache +i wandered away confused +and saw he took my shoes +my feet in mud and sand +as the ocean turned to land +and i stared out all wide eyed +and went out with the tide" +"Oh, Cuz I’m growing my hair out","Yeah, it’s a midlife crisis +Wanna look like Greg from Steven Universe +Yeah, I’m rocking a headband +Donald Gibb in Bloodspot +I loved that movie as a kid +My brother had copied it on VHS +Yeah I’m rocking a headband +I had to shave my beard +Cuz it was getting too hot +Got to keep the hair off my neck +Yeah, I’m rocking a headband" +If you lived your life on Twitter,"You’d never know music existed +I simply can’t imagine you +Might have experienced it different +I grew up in a prosperous time +But I’m blind to the privilege +So instead I like to wail and whine +About all kinds of stupid bullshit +Whenever I sit down to write +I say the first thing that comes into my mind +Hello my name is David Brooks +And I lack empathy +If you lived your life on Twitter +You’d never know music existed +I honestly think I’m the only one +Who’s ever really grabbed life and lived it +I say young folks are coddled +But let me tell ya that’s pure projection +I hate millennials +And yet I married one" +Gonna sleep on the left coast,"Let’s flip the map over +Then it’s just the west coast +My time is a marvel +Magic at every turn +Magic in the sky planes +And a lack of concern +Wake up on one coast +Go to sleep on the airport +15 airports, airports bringing me further +Airports, bringing me further away +Airports make me further away" +Focus your attention on the task at hand,"don't be so distracted by all the shiny +things the Internet +can save you from make you feel despair +Focus your attention and spread your wings Spread +your wings Spread +them wide Focus +softly on the sun and sky Spread +your wings Catch +the wind Focus +softly your attention Fuss +it on the couch I'm +liable to get sucked up Pulled +in ever further by concentric rings One +thing to another I'm +lost in a sea of bliss But +I focus my attention Spread +my wings Spread +my wings Spread +them wide Focus +softly on the sun and sky Spread +my wind Catch +the wind Focus +softly my attention Short +song for Monday +About how easy it is to not focus +your attention on the task at hand and +get distracted which happens to me all the +time So +much to do and I just get so +distracted by this And +And as soon as I start clicking on +the Internet +man it's just a distraction machine I hope +that these songs are distractions for you I +hope that you're coming to them and I +don't know enjoying them and that it feels +less like a distraction and more like a +Like a deliberate treat for yourself Anyway +Thursday This +Thursday Let's +see I put it in my calendar I'm +already forgetting This +is why I'm +so distracted I'm +forgetting my own Google +Hangout How +about that Thursday +6pm March +20 Just +want to remind everybody to come and join +the Google +Hangout Come +right here to the To +where you're sitting and we'll do it We'll +hang out on the Googles +Okay So" +Cats are fighting outside my door,"That hiss, that scream, that tiny roar +I wonder what they are fighting for? +It must seem important to them +What’s important to a cat is hard to measure +By an inch, a yard +dog needs love and chasing cars +But cats are more aloof +Kitty cat fighting on the outside +Kitty cat fighting on the outside +Kitty cat fighting on the outside +Outside looking in +Now the cats are gone +I guess they solved their differences +With blood and all the fur +And teeth and madness, claws +It must have seemed important to them +And when they dream, next they’ll see +The other cat looming heavily +They’ll toss and turn, sleepily +Wondering what went wrong +Kitty cat fighting on the outside +Kitty cat fighting on the outside +Kitty cat fighting on the outside +Kitty cat fighting on the outside +Kitty cat fighting on the outside +Kitty cat fighting on the outside +Kitty cat fighting on the outside +Kitty cat fighting on the outside +Looking in" +Aivi and Jonathan in space,"Drifting around the Milky Way +No planet +No parents +No space pets +To come home to +And we’re searching for signs +Splitting atoms in time +The black holes, they pull us near +But we have our own atmosphere +Aivi and Jonathan in space +Hanging around with aliens +New planets +New family +And a space dog +Who loves to chase cars +And we’re, searching for, signs +Splitting atoms in time +The black holes, they pull us near +But we have our own atmosphere" +Gotta drop Okay,"okay okay Whatever +you need it to be okay okay okay +this is a huge deal Dub +dub summon a circle hope this worksios15 reduce +your temptation the web vpn you know it's +Apple home Cause +there's no bathroom okay okay okay okay Whatever +you need it to be okay okay okay +okay this is a huge deal I've +had this nightmare Going +to have nightmares about that thought Oh +whoops sorry Gonna +have hundreds of t Hundreds +of tabs each Okay +okay okay okay okay Whatever +you need it to be okay okay okay +okay okay okay this is a huge deal +okay okay okay okay Whatever +you need it to be okay okay okay +okay probably should have just taken the car" +Saturn’s gonna Saturn,"Earth is gonna Earth +7 billion people +some wearing t shirts +The night falls on the city +The stars are in the sky +But i cannot see them +until we turn off all the lights +say good bye to peanuts +say goodbye to bees +get use to walking +around on your knees +i heard a story +what the future will be like +you can’t really know +until you turn off all the lights +Hunger in your belly +Rage inside your heart +Things have ended badly +That had a promising start +sleep won’t come easy +and the more you fight +you just delay the inevitable +until you turn off all the lights" +"Every time you sleep on the ground, you got another one coming","Drumming, plastic skins, we don’t belong in these old time hymns +And oh, I’m just telling a lie +Telling a lie that don’t hurt nobody +And oh, I’m just breaking my stride +Stopping to smell the roses +Nice, twice bed bug lice +Everytime you sleep in New York you got another one coming +Humming familiar tune +New York, New York and someday soon +And oh, I’m just telling a lie +Telling a lie that don’t hurt nobody +And oh, I’m just breaking my stride +Stopping to smell the roses again +And you forfeit to the state +Your rights and sealed fate +god given mandate that you hate +And the tires squeal and burn +In the noontime sun in Kern +County where they turn everything you learn into something false +Rap, slap it’s a trap +Everytime you sleep in the sky you got another one coming +Numbing skin to the touch, nobody bothers to feel too much +And oh, I’m just telling a lie +Telling a lie that don’t hurt nobody +And oh, I’m just breaking my stride +Stopping to smell the roses +And oh, I’m just telling a lie +Telling a lie that don’t hurt nobody but +And oh, I’m just breaking my stride +Stopping to smell the roses again" +Sing my song,"You ready +I'm so tired +Just gonna lay down on the couch +I'm so tired +My whole body says ouch +I'm so tired +I don't want to do nothing +Gonna go bowling while +Pippi goes to a birthday party yeah yeah yeah yeah +I'm so tired yeah +Y yeah yeah yeah okay +I'm so tired yeah yeah yeah +Sing with me baby +I'm so tired yeah yeah yeah yeah +I'm so tired +I'm just gonna lay here +I'm just gonna lay here +I'm just gonna lay here on the couch +Pepe is gonna sing +She's gonna sing with me +She's gon right now +Here comes the chorus +Sing with me +I'm so +I'm so tired +Tired +I'm so +I'm so tired +Tired +I'm so +I'm so tired +I'm tired +I'm tired +I'm tired and +I'm tired +Can +I" +Offset your gains with the tax loss harvest,"Mitigate the pain with the tax loss harvest +Not illegal yet, so don’t be modest Get +rid of your worthless coins Crypto +taxes are so very annoying Income +can only be offset by capital loss up +three thousand dollars But +capital gains well they can be offset by +up to infinite capital loss These +rules benefit the rich cuz they Have +so much more money with which to play +While the poor and working folks pay and +pay and pay There’s +no software that works to handle all your +crypto tax, no You +end up having to just go transaction by +transaction to get it right The +big big banks want it this way To +do away with self custody So +meanwhile all of us pay and pay and +pay Get +rid of your worthless NFTs +Crypto taxes brings me to my knees" +Obama is great,"And he loves us +He keeps the world in shape +Yes he does +Oh he loves us +And he makes me smile all the time +We got Obama +Oh yeah, yeah +No more drama with Obama +He will stop war and make the world happy +With Obama" +When you wake up the beast inside of you,"Who’s gonna hold your hand +And tell you it’s gonna be all right +As you rip the heads off your fellow man +When you wake up the beast inside of you +Dormant in your DNA +People recoil at the sight of you +Who’s gonna tell you it’ll be ok +When you wake up the beast inside of you +Knowing it was there all along +You’re an energy vampire +Feeding on people to stay strong +When you wake up the beast inside of you +The color of the sun +You look around and realize +You’re not the only one" +Say goodbye to these big black locks I,"sit and watch you fall down under my +socks I’m +just losing my hair, it’s not a question +of what it is fair Life +goes on, I’ll +be getting some grey I think it makes +me look sophistica-ted I’m +just losing my hair, losing my hair, losing +my hair I’m +just losing my hair, losing my hair, losing +my hair I’m +just losing my hair, all I do is +stare Don’t +give me products, I don’t need your goop +I take it like a man, I’m +part of a troop I’m +just losing my hair, it’s not exactly that +I don’t care But +change is good, so I welcome it To +hold on to the past feels desperate I’m +just losing my hair, losing my hair, losing +my hair I’m +just losing my hair, losing my hair, losing +my hair Lose, +lose, losing, lose, lose, losing I’m +just losing my hair, losing my hair Lose, +lose, losing, lose, lose, losing I’m +just losing my hair, losing my hair Lose, +lose, losing, lose, lose, losing I’m +just losing my hair, losing my hair" +"I’m a bird, you’re a bird, let’s get it on","I’m a bird, you’re a bird, let’s get it on +Let’s make some babies +Let’s get it on +Let’s do it all night long +I’m dancin’ for you +I’m dancin’ for you +I’m dancin’, I’m dancin’, I’m dancin’ for you +I’m dancin’ for you +I’m dancin’ for you +I’m dancin’, I’m dancin’, I’m dancin’ for you +I’m dancin’ for you because +I’m a bird, you’re a bird, let’s get it on +Yeah +I’m a bird, you’re a bird, so let’s get it on +Let’s make some babies +Let’s get it on +Let’s do it all night long" +Sitting in my neighbors lawn,"Surrounded by howling trees +The big trees became our dads +The smaller ones became our moms +We convinced each other that we spoke +The language of the trees +I believed and you believed +And believing it just made it so +I need to believe +I am trying to believe +I want to believe +On a boulder in my yard +You’re telling me a story there +About a man that’s smaller than +single blade of grass by far +You really seemed to know +All about this little man +I believed and you believed +And believing it just made it so +Standing in a walden’s books +We were a bit older now +There was one book we loved the most +Red and white and look look look +We wanted a new where’s waldo +You convinced me there was one +I believed and you believed +But believing it didn’t make it so" +"Look out for the algorithms, they can beat","you down or lift you, lines of code +behind the screen that can completely shift you, +lines of code written by men, mostly men +of a certain age, a dark reflection of +their will from which there's no escape. Look +out for the algorithms, they're floating all around, +you don't even notice them, you're breathing them +in right now, everything you see and feel +is subject to their will, a hundred years +of advertising, perfectly distilled, look out for the +algorithms, they'll infect how you think, they've got +you making content that brings you to the +brink, are you really saying all the things +you want to say or is it just +lines of code that are pushing you this +way? Look +out for the algorithms, it's content that they +want, not art or poems or films or +essays or jokes or plays or songs, it +only wants your eyeballs, it only wants your +time, it only wants to rile you up +and only make you want to make you +lose your mind, lose your mind, lose your +mind, lose your mind" +Shitcoins in your salad,"Shitcoins on the sidewalk +Shitcoins under the bed +Shitcoins on the beach +Shitcoins tumbling upward +Shitcoins up in the sky +Shitcoins bearing their teeth +Shitcoins hold you hostage +Shitcoins buttering bread +Shitcoins on your forehead +Shitcoins in your dreams +Shitcoins down a manhole +Shitcoins eating breakfast +Shitcoins in the floorboards +Shitcoins calling in sick +Shitcoins dunking cookies +Shitcoins learning to love again +Shitcoins breaking the law +Shitcoins with a robe on +Shitcoins taking advantage +Shitcoins in a burrito +Shitcoins fancy footwork +Shitcoins like a holiday +Shitcoins bordering loneliness +Shitcoins hava nagila +Shitcoins wasn’t the question +Shitcoins said socrates +Shitcoins under my pillow +Shitcoins never had nothing +Shitcoins forking the beaver +Shitcoins were my only friend +Shitcoins locking up killers +Shitcoins doing the hoochy coo +Shitcoins fucking like polar bears +Shitcoins doubling dumpsters +Shitcoins in a fight" +5 is decorating his house with a tree,"4 is looking forward to the number party +So 9, 9 +Put them together you get a 9 +9, 9 +Dig it, together they’ll make a 9 +9, 9, 9, 9, 9, 9 x2 +6 is sliding away down a hill +3 is bouncing to the rhythm of the mockingbird trill +So 9, 9 +Put them together you get a 9 +9, 9 +Dig it, together they’ll make a 9 +9, 9, 9, 9, 9, 9 x2 +8’s on a date in the great salt lake +1’s running for the mayor of Washington state +So 9, 9 +Put them together you get a 9 +9, 9 +They like each other, they’ll make a 9 +9, 9 +9, 9, 9, 9, 9, 9 x4 +Oh yeah" +Some days you are shy at the playground,"and someday you don't want anybody to be +around But +every day is a new day and every +flower belongs in a new bouquet Sometimes +you're really picky about what you want to +eat Sometimes +you don't want those shoes upon your feet +But every day you do it You +do it your way And +every flower belongs in its own bouquet Sa +you get this look up in your eye +and sometimes it's difficult You +don't even want to try But +every day you look at what you got +and you say that every flower has its +own bouquet That +every flower has its own bouquet" +Baby Mario,"Was being carried by the stork by the +stork La +la la la La +la la la Then +he fell down he fel He +fell down oh no Oh +no he fell down don't kick that Don't +kick that Oh +no he fell down oh Oh +no he fell down can you sing that +with me Oh +no he fell down he fell down Dun +dun dun oh no oh no he fell +down Now +Yoshi has to carry Mario +every which way This +way and that way and all around And +this way and that way and all around +So Mario +Oh Ohno +he fell down oh no Oh +no he fell down Dance +again now Oh +no Mmm +He fell down oh no oh no oh +no he fell down You +want to sing a little bit What +is Captain +Toad gonna do Hey +Oh no Oh +no oh no oh no oh no oh +no oh no oh no Oh +no Oh +no Oh +no No +Oh no oh no oh no oh no +oh no oh no he fell" +Karen’s got a gun,"And she’d like to speak +To the manager +Yeah she’s packing heat +Karen’s got a gun +And her husband does too +If you’re protestin’ +They will point them at you +Karen’s got a gun +Her marriage is a wreck +They haven’t made love +Since who knows when +She drowns her sorrows in wine +And gets riled up +She fantasizes about +About Tucker Carlson +She can’t remember the last time she was happy +Feeling so worthless but surrounded by the trappings +Of everything she thought that she always wanted +So she grabs her gun and goes out on the lawn +Karen’s got a gun +And some denial too +Repressing her feelings +Since 1972 +Karen’s got a gun +She feels in control +She’s got that look in her eye +That comes from deep in her soul +Karen’s got a gun +And her finger is on +The trigger look out +She’s out on the lawn +All of her rage +And all of her spite +Are directed at you +Protesting tonight" +He was shackled in the standing position for,"54 hours as part of sleep deprivation and +experienced swelling in his lower legs requiring blood +thinner and bandages. He +was moved to a sitting position, and his +sleep deprivation was extended to 78 hours. After +the swelling subsided, he was provided with more +blood thinner and returned to the standing position. +The sleep deprivation was extended to 102 hours. +Then four hours sleep, another 52 hours Slapping +multiple times on the back of the head +implying his mother would be brought in and +sexually abused; blowing cigar smoke in his face, +a forced bath with a stiff brush and +improvised stress positions that caused bruises and cuts +Shackled to the floor, on the bare concrete +floor And +he was wearing only a sweatshirt The +next day they found his dead body He +died from hypothermia from being forced to sit +on the bare concrete floor 26 out of +98 were wrongfully detained And +the prisoners were of medium value Detainees +were walked around naked Or +shackled with their hands above their heads 5 +CIA officers would scream and drag them out +Cut their clothes off and secure them up +with tape Hooded +and dragged down a long corridor While +being slapped and punched The +CIA never conducted a credible analysis Of +the effectiveness of these techniques" +It's only been 45 days I got 55,"more The +songs I got to write like I have +never done before And +we got four more years and I don't +know how we're gonna do it and got +four more years I don't know how we're +gonna get right through it get right through" +Hobbling towards the exit,"paper clip joint +Feeling a little bit different +From all the other boys +When I make it outta here +Gonna grow my own corn +Eat tomatoes in the sunshine +And toot my own horn +Toot my own horn +Growing with catastrophe +Showing right up on time +Remove all apostrophes +Go line by line +In the dust and rubble +You’ll find a magazine +Rifle through the pages +And you’ll see what I mean +Gonzo are the delicate +Turntables of yore +Nothing left to deface +No whisper or roar +When we make it outta here +Gonna make the feeling last +Gonna hold up my hands +And say ohh no so fast" +Please for die,"But for bail funds +Please +Die +But for canceling debts +Please or down +But for bail funds please or down +But for canceling debts +Fractionalizing dog memes is fun +So is buying the +US constitution +But friends at the beginning our work's not done +There's so much more that we could doing +Like please and down bus for canceling death +That's right" +Today I’m a miserly misanthrope,"I’m a mean and malevolent man +I’m mister munchhausen +I’m messy and mousey +I’m Moses without a plan +Today I’m extra egregious +Eviscerated and erred +An evil exquisite +Elicit explicit +Ersatz with everything bared +Caffeinated +I call call call +No one comes +Holed up and hated +Heavy heavy heat +I’m hung out to dry +Today I’m torn up and terrible +teeming and tired tirade +Twisted and tucked +tumbling trust +Touched by a thunder parade +Today I’m a thirsty thermometer +I’m thoughtless and thorny and thick +therapy thread +Batting a thousand +thief who can’t even think" +It looks like Windows,"didn't load correctly +If you'd like to restart and try again, +choose ""Restart my PC"" +below. Otherwise, +choose ""See advanced repair options"" +for troubleshooting tools +and advanced options. +If you don't know +which option is right for you, +contact someone you trust +to help with this." +"Hey, my name is Sarah","And I wanna work for you, Soundcloud +I’m an opera singer +If you hire me I will make you so proud +I’m super organized +I live and breathe music +I always do what I say I’ll do +I live in San Francisco +I’m really outgoing +I’ll walk up to someone and say “How are you?” +“What are you eating” +Hey Soundcloud +I wanna hit play +I can see the waveforms +And internet music saved +Oh Soundcloud +It makes me wanna click you +And so I pick you +For all my Internet music needs +You, you are the future +And the color of your website is white and orange +I'll evangelize you +I’ll evangelize you, oh galore +I'm really self-driven +I'm super-efficient +And I’ve fought terrorists +I'm internet savvy +And my name is Sarah Dabby +And the chorus goes like this +And the chorus goes like this +Hey Soundcloud +I wanna hit play +I can see the waveforms +And internet music saved +Oh Soundcloud +It makes me wanna click you +And so I pick you +For all my Internet music needs +Hey David, Noel +Jonathan Mann here +I’d like to vouch for my friend +She’s played in my band +She’s in high demand +And her patience has no end +And she can sing opera +Plus she always shows up on time +She’s got a double-jointed toe +She’s ready to go +And now it’s time for a viola solo, oh +Oh Soundcloud +It makes me wanna click you +And so I pick you +For all my Internet music needs +Oh Soundcloud +It makes me wanna click you +And so I pick you +For all my Internet music needs +“I’d like to do one more…”" +It’s down to the wire,"It’s coming on quick +Just a thin coat +Then she’ll lay it on thick +The last hurrah +For the human race +Before we’re no longer +Welcome in this place +No time for talk +It’s time for deeds +Throwing our bodies +On the machinery +It’s easy to feel +Like it’s too late +That hungry maw +Will never satiate +But everything you see is man made +And that means it can be unmade +It’s only natural to be afraid +We’re gonna need more than just a band aid +The systems we know +Are all gonna break +Monopoly of violence +Held by the state +Will you hoard your stuff +In your bunker on drugs +Or come into the sunlight +And build with us +I spend all day +In a whirlwind dream +Accountable to those +Who depend on me +I spend all night +Dreaming about +Losing the people +I can’t live without" +I keep my head right above the water,"And I don’t let go +I tell my secrets to the tress in the forest +Where the wild winds blow +And oh, that’s so funny they say +You’re just human being +Come see us when you are grown up +You’ve become a human treeing +I reach up to touch the sky +But the sky recoils +I try to say I’m not that guy +But she’s seen me with the tgirls +Oh, that’s so funny she says +You think you can get by +Touching whatever you want to +Water soil and sky +I’ve been told but will never learn +To see things as they are +I saved myself from the endless burn +Then I set my life on fire +Oh that’s so funny he says +As he licks my charred remains +Everybody mistakes their death +For simple growing pains" +Body facing right,"Face facing right +Turn face left +Turn face right +Oh yeah that’s right +Body facing forward +Face facing left +Turn face right +Turn face right +Oh yeah that’s right +Turn, turn your body +Turn, turn your face +This is the time you occupy +This is the space +Turn, turn to the right +Turn, turn to the left +This is the blood +It is the lungs of your breath +Body facing left +Face facing left +Turn face right +Turn face left +Oh yeah that’s left +Body facing forward +Face facing right +Turn face left +Look up +Look up look up" +Two red pandas trying to get in the,"house Two +red pandas trying to figure it out One +red panda starts hopping around and singing this +song As +she jumps from the ground To +get what you want just keep hopping on +and you don't stop Three +red pandas are now on the scene Prowling +around trying to find some cuisine The +one red panda had the idea and all +three voices ring out clear You +gotta hop hop hop to get what you +want for hop hop Just +keep hopping on hop hop hop and you +don't stop you gotta hop hop get what +you want you gotta hop hop hop Pick +up your feet and you don't stop you +gotta hop hop hop Cause +you gotta get what you want you gotta +hop hop hop Hit +the ground and you don't stop Red +pandas resemble raccoons with eyes surrounded by two +full moons But +you can't judge a mammal by what you +see because they belong in to get what +you want oh youh just keep hopping off +Hop hop hop and you don't stop Bum +bum bum Give +them what you want Bum +bum Keep +em hopping on bum hop hop Give +them what you want Bum +hopping Cause +hopping is fun to get what you want +Keep hopping on get what you want you +don't stop" +He was first elected in 1980 That's,"37 years 37 years ago But +he lives in Virginia +not New +Jersey And +now he's He's +got to Now +he's got to go Cause +he's no Show +Smith but are you so afraid of no +Show Smith +Do your job No +Show Smith +hiding in Virginia +no backbone he won't stand up no backbone +he won't stand up no no he hasn't +faced us in 24 years it's like he's +not even trying at all he doesn't live +among us no no no he doesn't represent +us no no no he's too scared to +hold the town hall does he know she +Smith but are you so afraid of no +Joe Smith +do your job no Joe +Smith Hiding +in Virginia +no backbone he won't stand up no no +backbone he won't stand up at all he +opposes a marriage equality he thinks Hollywood +has a gay agenda he's no friend to +you o me he represents New +Jersey but lives in Virgin +Virginia Cause +he's no Show +Smith But +I accept freedom no Show +Smith do your job no showsmith Hiding +in Virginia +no backbone he won't stand up he's got +no backbone he won't stand up no backbone +he won't stand up and face his constituents" +One such powerful individual,"that Epstein forced then-minor +Jane Doe #3 +to have sexual relations with +was former Harvard Law Professor Alan Dershowitz +Da da da Dershowitz, Pedo, Pedo +In addition to being a participant in the abuse +of Jane Doe #3 and other minors Deshowitz +was an eye-witness to the sexual abuse +of many other minors +Da da da Dershowitz, Pedo, Pedo" +It’s like riding a bike,"Step into the light +Put on your cross country skis +If you don’t know +Your own feet in the snow +You’ll die out there, you’ll freeze +I had you +You had me +From the end +To the beginning +Tell me the truth +What’s bothering you +Is it from outside or within +You don’t need help +To lie to yourself +About the state that you are in +Every time +I’m crying and I’m +Just this side of letting go +Nothing will break +When you make a mistake +It might not feel good though" +I got a nice idea,"How about we a +Don’t live in fear +Any more +Sure as shit seems hard +When the trees are on fire in the yard +But you can open your heart +To the core +When the world starts failing +And the sun ain’t a given +You got no room +To rearrange how you’re living +It doesn’t take much to +Forget what you know +All you gotta do is let go +Watch the lights go down +Watch you get along with what you thought +You couldn’t live without +You’re stuck in lost and found +Make the best of it +You hear it calling, the void +You’re holding on for dear life oh boy +You might as well enjoy +The test of it" +He’s got big brown eyes,"Loves the Braves +The Bulldogs too +Though they’ve seen better days +He’s 5 11 +but says he’s 6 feet +He went to UGA +Got a finance degree +When he gets drunk +He does a walkabout +Through east Atlanta +With a dead cell phone +DJ Yarbizzle +Lives in South Atlanta +And he’s a great negotiator +Katie calls him CuteFace +He loves all kinds of music +He hates the Mets and Florida Gators +He hates cilantro +And coconut +Loves Terripin beer +And good Bourbon +Connor McGregor +And Bernie +All kinds of food +He’ll try anythingl +He pretends to be annoyed +To make Katie laugh +He pretends to hate Finley +He’s funny like that +And he hates doing laundry +And he hates Virginia Tech +But he loves Kathy Steve and Ben +And Katie so much use +DJ Yarbizzle +Lives in South Atlanta +And he’s a great negotiator +Katie calls him CuteFace +He loves all kinds of music +He hates the Mets and Florida Gators" +There was this guy on the plane,"Who I was quite sure was a douche +He was watching Green Lantern and +Doing lots of douchey things +He was yelling at the screen +And getting really rowdy +And the douchiest thing of all +Is that it's such a bad movie +But then the plane had landed +And I overheard his conversation +With the elderly couple in front of him +He seemed like a very, very nice guy +And I felt bad about judging him +As I opened the overhead bin +My baritone uke fell out +And hit a woman on the head +And so I am the douche +Yes I am the douche +I thought he was the douche +Oh no +In my smug satisfaction +My closed-minded small reaction +So I am the douche +Oh no +Oh no +So I got on the train +And started heading home +It was pretty thin +Not a lot people on this late +So I took up a seat and a half +It was me and my luggage +But as we got closer to the city +The train started to fill +Well an overweight woman +Se sat down beside me +It was a very tight fit +But mostly because of my luggage +My first reaction was +“What the hell is she thinking?” +But then I realized +That she just needed a place to sit +And so I am the douche +Oh I am the douche +I thought she was the douche +But no +In my smug satisfaction +My closed-minded small reaction +Turns out I am the douche +Oh no +I think douching as a practice +Seems pretty silly +Overall don't vaginas +Mostly take care of themselves +So douche as an insult seems pretty fitting +To describe unnecessary, silly persons +Who overthink it all to hell +I just got back from New York +And when I was in Williamsburg +I looked at every hipster +And thought, ""man that guy's a douche"" +It can be hard not to judge +But it's only ourselves we see +Reflected in other's choices +So it turns out that the douche is me +Yeah I am the douche +Yeah I am the douche +I thought he was the douche +But no +In my smug satisfaction +My closed-minded small reactions +Turns out I am the douche +Oh no +Everybody sing it now +I am the douche +Oh yeah +I am the douche +I thought they were the douche +Oh no +In my smug satisfaction +My closed-minded small reaction +Turns out I am the douche +Oh no +Turns out I am the douche +Oh no" +That’s a lot of jokes,"Holy smokes +Got a joke for each situation +Any kind of person +Any nation +Laughter simply never ends +And you’ll share them with your friends +18,000 Cool Jokes +That’s a lot of jokes +Holy smokes +18,000 Cool Jokes +Just 99 cents +You won’t go broke +18,000 Cool Jokes +Go to Cramzy +Holy smokes" +I just heard the news about the helicopter,"All the dudes ducking down into the bomb shelter +How’s everybody going to play this? +Where will the first bomb be detonated +Who’s voice are we gonna hear on the wire +Who’s got the moral authority to put out the fire +Is this how our civilization ends +Again and again and again and again +I just heard the news about the helicopter +Was it really an accident or a monster +Who’s got the orders when the bodies are warm +Who’s at the helm in the middle of the storm +Information moves now freely through our minds +Twisted into knots like a house covered up in vines +Open the windows up and pretend +Again and again and again and again +I just heard the news about the helicopter +voice turns from a shout down to a whisper +Even softer than a butterflies wings +garden fertilized with the bones of kings +The air is thick with blood and bile +Hear the number go up and see them smile +Close your eyes and count to ten +Again and again and again and again" +I will improvise this song for you,"Sometimes happy sometimes blue +We sing hibba dibba dibba doo +We sing dip a dip a dip a do +Do you think that will make it through +Do you think that will go to you someday +I was walking through +Just through +I was thinking about portmanteau +I was doing what +I always do +When +I do +When +I do +The number of chords is 2 +The number of chords +I do +I do +I do +I do +I do +I do +I do +I look at me and look at you +I see what you could do if you +Hibba dibba do do do do do +Hiba dibba dibba do do do do +Hibba dibba dibba do do do do do" +Out here among the stars Far,"away from the clubs and bars Far +away from the obligations of family and other +machinations out here I can finally see it's +not about me it's not about me I +came here off the cuff I came to +get unstop stop to escape the holiday grind +to search to find a brand new way +to be it's not about me it's not +about me it's not about me it's not +about me it's not about me it's not +about me not about me it's not about +me it's not about me" +To prepare us for the fusion of,"Existence made of darkest matter +Silver keys on golden platters +Children laughing, teeth that chatter on +Sky is on fire +And I’m set to expire +So roll your Kroalnos home +Your Kroalnos +Roll my Kroalnos home +My Kroalnos +Doctors sit on platforms waiting +While conductors are debating words +Are they worthless? +Are they useful? +Concepts lose what makes them truthful +One man shouted with a toothful heart +Bugs coming out of the sky +And I’m so very right +So roll my Kroalnos home +My Kroalnos +Roll my Kroalnos home +My Kroalnos +Deconstructing holy buildings +Holding candles but I’m willing to +Break with ??? +Thoughts were gotten or devoured +By the lonely guard of tower one +Sky is on fire +Come and join the wire +And roll my Kroalnos home +My Kroalnos +Roll my Kroalnos home +My Kroalnos home" +40014001 I'm,"not yet done 40014001 I'm +not yet done My +race isn't run 4001 I will write another +song I will do it until the cows +come home 4000 and run 4001 until exploding +sun 4001 4001 4001 put another bun in +the oven I will write another I will +say why do I bother But +I do O +4001 My +race ain't yet run I'm +not yet done 40014001 I'm +not yet done My +race isn't run 4001" +Well it’s,"August 2011 +The presidential race +Is already swinging +The Grand Old Party +Is lookin’ and lookin’ +But, so far +They are not finding +You got Big Boy Romney +Romney Romney Romney +And wild-eyed Bachman +She’s so crazy +And Crazy Herman Cain +He may be crazier +And Bush Rick Perry +He’s just scary +And then there is Ron Paul +His name is Ron +Make the most sense of all +About what’s going on +But he’s not taken seriously +He’s ignored by everyone on TV +But they love Palin +No matter what she does +Bachmann may have won the Iowa straw poll +But Palin’s still the front-runner because +We keep talking about her +If we ignore her +She’ll just go away +And so it’s August 2011 +The front-runner hasn’t even entered the race +The economy sucks +And everything’s crumbling +So here’s Bachmann and Perry +Stuffing their faces +Bachmann and Perry stuffing their faces +Bachmann and Perry stuffing their faces +Bachmann and Perry stuffing their faces +Bachmann and Perry stuffing their faces +Bachmann and Perry stuffing their faces +Bachmann and Perry stuffing their faces +Bachmann and Perry stuffing their faces +Bachmann and Perry stuffing their faces +Yeah" +life is complicated,"one day it's the worst +the next it's the greatest +from a single point +all outcomes are made +each moment anoints +a rolling cascade +and i +just sit here +thinking all these thoughts +as the water keeps falling +the water is falling on my head +Capybara Hey! +Capybara ho! +Everybody sing! +H20!" +I was a ghost in the dark,"I was miles apart +And nothing made any sense to me +I wasn’t who you want me to be +I’m hanging up my guns +I’m making myself up as a go +In every single word I say +That’s what I tell myself anyway +Was left holding the bag +And I never looked back +I held you in high regard +I was taller than Boregard +I’m hanging up my guns +I’m making myself up as a go +In every single word I say +That’s what I tell myself anyway" +I don’t want to talk about this,"Can we talk about it later +Can we pretend this conversation +Is a hungry alligator +Let’s leave it in the swamp +and come back when we’re ready +My palms are full of ice +And my eyeballs are sweaty +We can talk +About it tomorrow +I got lots left to do +Before I call it quits +I got fire in my loins +And cheese in my arm pits +You don’t want me listening +To what you have to say +I won’t remember most of it +Tomorrow anyway +We can talk about it tomorrow +When the snow is piling up +WE can talk about it until the plow +Puts all the snow in our cups +We can talk about it tomorrow +While the wind rages on +From the corners of the evening +To the great expanse of dawn +It’s not even a big deal +Just some random thoughts and things +But I got dishes to do +And I got songs to sing +I got baths to take +And brains to turn off +My liver’s made of turpentine +And my skull’s gone soft" +Your ears from left to right,"And all along +It is familiar +You’ve always been here +You know this song +But something’s changing +The strangest feeling +Comes in waves +You can’t deny it +At first it’s quiet +But now it’s swing +It plays in the noon day sun +It plays in the smoking gun +It plays in the sky above +And it plays when ??? +It plays when you hear the call +It plays anywhere at all +It plays out beyond the stars +It plays anywhere you are +Let your ears decide +They will be your guide +Let your ears decide +??? +Let your ears decide +They will be your guide +Let your ears decide +They will be your guide" +"He was taking all the gold from his pockets,","And putting it underground +Like ET from atari +No one can tell the future +Better keep it safe and sound +And anyway i’d rather be safe than sorry +Give a little bit +Take a little bit more +Now he’s painting a hole in the ceiling +And a chasm on the floor +Never seen nothing like it +Give him a reason to stay +And he’ll give you just one more +He’ll take your conversation and spike it +Give a little bit +Take a little bit more +Like a dog with gun he’s always on the run +Looking for some new excuses +He lives in a mattress made of salt +He’s always asked to be buried +With something old and useless +So he lays there with a catapult" +Anywhere you go,"You will find your way +You are ready for the world +For the give and take +Anywhere you go +The road will give you space +You’ve been through briars now +It’s roses all the way +And I’ll see you on the other side +Anywhere you go +Walk with confidence +You own the world +Now it all makes sense +You don’t need a map +Anywhere you go +Sky up above you +And valley down below +Anywhere you go +Dogs are barking for you +Cats are purring for you +Birds are singing too +Anywhere you go +You will find your way +You belong in this town +They’re looking for your face" +don't let him in or he will start to feast,"on your insecurities +he takes just what he please +and you're left saying +jeez what can i do? +it's no use +trying to hide +tell the truth +he knows when you lie +one touch a look a crutch a book of prayers +you can't appease he needs your hopes and cares +he grows stronger as you fight +as darkness covers light +no matter how bright +what can you do +it's no use trying to hide +he's in pursuit +until you die +but if you let go +if you let go +if you let go +if you let go +you can throw him +and change it +a word rearrange it +disenterstrange it +and be a whole person +just let go and let go +and" +Just one love reflected in all our faces,"And my life is centered at a meeting +point Living +within two disparate cultures I live where the +boundary’s blurry I live where we all are +heading To +the world, the world is shrinking And +so I, +I stay curious What +makes earthquakes happen? Why +do you get dizzy when you spin around? +Why hasn’t there been a woman president in +the United +States so far? I don’t understand why North +and South +Korea don’t like each other I don’t understand +why Israel +and Palestine +don’t like each other From +where I sit, we’re all the same We +may look different but underneath I’m +a human, you’re a human And +what matters but that? Yeah, +yeah" +Frankenstien's cutting a rug,"Mothra tokin' up a joint +Gozilla's drinking win out of a jug +Jaws is filling up on pie +the 50 foot woman's drinking a beer +the marshmallow man is starting to cry +thanksgiving day is here +john mccain is reading keats out loud +to the creature of from the black lagoon +voldermort just killed the turkey +greyback's howlin' at the moon +darth vader is playing rock band wii +the krakken is cracking up +king kong is singing a song +the wicked witch is filling her cup +thanksgiving with monsters +they don't have any friends +they only have each other +and when thanksgiving ends +it's back to what they do best +post-thanksgiving destruction +kill, destroy, kill +at the head of the table +sits their fearless leader +the monster they all dread +a tiny little man +they all call him the TV monster +he's a man with a TV for a head" +Now that the wounds have all been opened,"Now that the card’s and the table’ve met +Now that my bones are bouncing neath my skin +And my heart’s out of my chest +Now that the presents have been returned +And the gown’s been put away +Is it impolite to ask for more? +Is it impolite to say:" +To,"Well +I've written so many songs today +I got no time to add another so +I'm sorry but this is all you get" +Who will stop Stupid Hitler,"And his band of morose marauders +Who will stop Stupid Hitler +From murdering your sons and daughters +An old confused genocide dreamer +Who’s lost the plot to his own consensus +Who’s words are limp when they should be flexing +Who can’t put his pants on in the morning +Who will stop Stupid Hitler +And the bandits bringing up his rear +Who will stop Stupid Hitler +From dominating with the brittlest fear +party of lackeys who carry the water +Always afraid of their own shadow +Who kick to the left and smile to the right side +Who’re happy to lose because they’ll be fine +Who will stop Stupid Hitler +And the mewling nodders who seek to use him +Who will stop Stupid Hitler +And the blind fanatics who always choose him +Only an answer that’s clear as the question +Only the power that is made up of people +True consequences for the ones who do damage +The poor to get rich and the rich to get poorer +That’s how you stop Stupid Hitler +Grow your own food in the soil he seeks +That’s how to stop Stupid Hitler +The status quo just leads to defeat" +Woke up in the morning with the sun,"in my eyes Little +concern that you saw through my disguise and +if you see through me what else can +you see If +you see through can you really see me +Went to bed with an aching head Rattling +around the things you just said and if +you gonna say the things I don here +And who am I to disappear But +it's not over till it's over and it's +only going to get harder from here and +so all of you all of your troubles +all of your pain Makes +no difference in the end all of your +troubles all of your pain Only +looks like you my friend Woke +up in the morning with a big idea +but over hot chocolate it became unclear the +little bits of it that remain Just +went away from my brain Nobody +told you it was gonna be easy Nobody +told you it would be all right Everybody +has an idea the perfect idea that they +whisper to themselves at night but all your +trou all your pain none of it is +worth it in the end all of your +trouble and all of your pain well that +just looks like you my friend You +and my friend N" +There are nights I don’t get to sleep till 11,"No matter what I do +The boy comes and wakes me at 6 +And I roll out of bed like a pile of goo +So I nap +I nap +30 min a day +I run in the morning +Eat lunch in the afternoon +And nap so I can stay +Human +I endeavor to be in bed by 9 o’clock +But every night on my baby walks +He won’t sleep sometimes till 8 +And that hour is nice but not enough no way" +I had it then I lost it,"Then I had it again +It comes and goes like this +And I can’t pretend +That I want to +Be good all the time +That I think you +Should pay me any mind +One step two step into the void +Some days I’m just so annoyed +I can barely get out of bed +I can only hear the thoughts in my head +Don’t know +Don’t care +No show +There’s no there there +Twist into a ribbon tied to a tree +Then fly into he wind magnanimously +When you get there +you’ll know you’re home +If you get lost +You won’t be alone +Everybody’s traveling on the same road +Back and forth as they get old +Can’t feel the dirt can’t read the signs +And I’ve got to somehow make up my mind" +You can still be the person,"That you want +Just start today +With what you’ve got +You don’t need much +To live your life +Exactly the way +That you would like +Just get up in the morning +And say that it’s ok +Whatever’s going on +It’s gonna be that way +Take another look +It might not be the same +Get up in the morning +And say that it’s ok +I know not everyone +Has what they need +To go through life +The way they’d like to be +Sometimes it’s money +Sometimes it’s space +Sometimes it’s freedom +or the goddamn human race +One fine morning +You just may discover +That the life you’ve got +Is yours and no one other’s +You can try to fight it +Or just embrace it +Run away from all the pain +Or sit and face it" +The CEO of Northfolk Southern,"Alan Shaw makes $3.8 Million +10.5 Million to Joe Hinrichs +The CEO of CSX +WILD CAT STRIKE +WILD CAT STRIKE +These fucking assholes should be ashamed +WILD CAT STRIKE +WILD CAT STRIKE +Stop the trains, stop the trains, stop the trains +The CEO of Kansas City Southern +Patrick Ottensmeyer makes 7.1 and +$10 million for Lance Fritz +The CEO of union pacific" +I had a really long day Now,"I'm lying in bed This +is all that I have the energy for +I left the house at 10am and got +back at 1 in the morning I went +to a meeting in the morning and then +I volunteered with the Democratic +Socialists of America +Then I had dinner with my friend Josh +and then I had a recording session for +the song and not so I had a +really long day and now I'm +lying in bed and this is all that +I have energy for" +It you made up of an,"I was a black man and +I make no sense +I'm going to have to try harder +Try" +Mexico will pay for the wall,"And if they refuse we’ll make it higher +Actually i’ll shut down the government, nancy +If you don’t fund the wall I fancy +Mexico will pay for the wall +Like kind of through nafta or something +Actually i’ll shut down the government chuck +say it’s my fault i don’t give a fuck" +Who am I but the songs I write,"The person awake in the middle of the night +Who am I but sitting right here +Trying to see clear +Oh never mind" +Oh picking up the kids from school,"Oh picking up the kids from school +And +Oh picking up the kids from school +Oh picking up the kids from school +Oh looking out the window now +Oh looking out the window now +And oh looking out the window now +Oh looking out the window now +Everybody goes where they belong +Everybody knows how to sing this song +Everybody takes a step aside for the light +Oh picking up the kids from school +O +Picking up the kids from school +And +O +Taking another look +Taking another look +And taking another +Laking up the kids from school +Picking up the kids from school +I'm not feeling great +I'm not feeling dream" +i can't recall if it was or it wasn't,"i can't recollect if i should or i shouldn't +i forget if it is or it isn't +i've got no memory of the place or the time +i won't have dreams about the how and the why +i have misplaced the who and the what +i'm missing the details +i'm not sure it matters just what i saw +it makes no difference the things that i smelled +who cares about what i touched +who knows what i heard" +I have a stomach flu ,"I have a stomach flu +Oh God, I don't like it at all, +no I have a stomach flu +I have a stomach flu +Oh God, I don't like it at all +I have a stomach flu +I have a stomach flu Oh God, +I don't like it at all, +no I have a stomach flu +I have a stomach flu +Oh God, I don't like it at all, no" +Since 2019,"I been using your machine +Learning to do my thing +Been cutting myself out +Where’d the background go now? +All the models you rolled out +Onto the runway… +All the songs I write +All the dreams I have at night +Can you help me bring them to life? +I see it in my mind’s eye +Looking out from the inside +I got feathers and I’m ready to fly +Taking off from +Your runway" +"Have you ever made friends with a banjo, oh","This banjo’s name is Jim +It doesn’t matter anywhere I go +‘Cause I always go with him +To the moon, to the moon +To the sea, to the sea +Anywhere, anywhere +We want to be +Have you ever made friends with a banjo, oh +This banjo’s name is Jim +I found Jim in an old town church in 2005 +Jim was missing all his strings +And barely alive +And I said, and I said +“Come on Jim, Jim, Jim” +And he looked and looked right at him +I took Jim right by the neck +We became the best of friends +Sure, Jim and I have had our fights +But what strong friendships don’t? +Fights just mean you love each other +In ways of yet unknown +I yell and scream and pluck his strings +And I’ll say just about anything +But by the end we are still friends +And together we will sing +Ah ooooooooohhh +Oooooooohhh +Ah ooooooooohhh +Ah ooooooooohhh +So if you find a banjo friend +Don’t ever let him go +He’ll be your friend until the end +There’ll be no quid pro quo +You give, you give, you take, you cook +You cook and cook and bake and bake +I’ll build a happy home for Jim +And I will write our song +Ah ooooooooohhh +Ah ooooooooohhh +Ah ooooooooohhh +Ah ooooooooohhh +Have you ever made friends with a banjo, oh +This banjo’s name is Jim +Doesn’t matter anywhere I go +‘Cause I’ll always go with him +To the moon, to the moon +To the sea, to the sea +Anywhere, anywhere +We want to be +Have you ever made friends with a banjo, oh +This banjo’s name is Jim" +The princely vultures circle around,"Squawk among the gurgle sounds +All the gollum’s are missing pieces +The fibers of the earth releases +All missing dogs aren’t lost +Realms with names you can’t pronounce +Coiled and ready to smack and pounce +Another tired metaphor +switchblade stuck into the floor +All missing dogs aren’t lost +sword that is barley held +Next to feelings hardly felt +Hallucination has lift us +Beyond the mere mortal dust +And all missing dogs aren’t lost +The mystery is not complex +The gods of misery and sex +The puking idols on the bed +Were placed there by the devil’s bet +All missing dogs aren’t lost +Eat the fact you don’t give a damn +Wash it down with instagram +Throw yourself on the mercy of +The fingers cut off of a glove +All missing dogs aren’t lost +R" +Never did saw a cat look like that,"It’s ampersand the cat +Not too skinny and not too fat +It’s ampersand the cat +Curl in a ball or lay down flat +It’s ampersand the cat +Never saw a cat look like that +It’s ampersand the cat +In blue jeans and a pill box hat +Eating kiwis and kumquat +Little angel or big brat +Never saw a cat look like that" +1001,"my race isn't run +at 1001 +i've only begun +and i'll sing until the sun +explodes in a fiery ball of explosion +1001" +Nobody will remember a single thing you do,"One million stars will die today +And I drive my car to Home Depot +And install a new doorknob +And all of my cells have been reborn +Nobody knows what they’re doing at all +400,000 babies will be born today +The IRS is coming for me +And I can’t escape +And all of my cells have been reborn +Nobody can know if anyone else is real +No matter what you do you die alone +I had a mini croissant +For breakfast I’m still hungry +And all of my cells have been reborn" +One of these days,"I'm gonna be saved +Darling won't you meet me +Where the black berries grow +Save me a sweet +And when we meet +I'll tell you what I know +Cause one of these days +One of these days +One of these days +One of these days +I'm gonna be saved +One of these days +One sip from a bottle +One slip of the tongue +Going full throttle +Is wasted on the young +So one of these days +One of these days +One of these days +One of these days +I'm gonna be saved +One of these days +Meet me downtown +I'll be wearing a suit +I'll save you pennies +If you wear a red dress and bring me fruit +One of these days +One of these days +One of these days +One of these days +I'm gonna be saved +One of these days" +"Twilight comes, twilight goes","You're still wearing same tattered clothes +Mop and gown and grout and spit +Your cartilage groans at the thick of it +Put your head into my lap +And it's time to take a nap +The worries melt away +Everything's ok +I don't know where we're going +Out into the fog +As long as you are with me +We will never stop +Kales been growing in the field so high +Sunflowers just about block the sky +Dirt and worms and soil and mud +Sweat and muscle and bone and blood +Lets stop along the road +Where wild things grow +Lets be part of it +In the heart of it +Every grain of sand +Everything unplanned +As long as you are with me +We will never stop" +Biker dude on interstate 91,"With the blow up doll american flag and casket +You keep on riding towards that setting sun +You let your freak flag fly you do not mask it +Biker dude I do not know who's in that thing +Was it an old biker buddy +Or was it your old lady +Your faithful loving baby +In any case at all I'm very sorry +Biker dude, you win at life +king among men on your motorbike +You don't give a flying fuck +And you keep your word +So keep your head up +And ride like a bird in flight +Biker dude where did you come from? +Biker dude where are you going? +Is there some place where everyone's like you? +Is there some kind of secret that you're knowing +Biker dude you came into my life +And just as fast you went flying out +I may never see you again +But I am forever changed now" +And I am crawling out to meet you,"Where the angels scare the children +And all of hell is there to greet you +To send you up to heaven +And I am critiquing all your paintings +That hang in your garage +Do you find me entertaining +Like I’m out here chopping logs +There’s no more bugs +Dying on my windshield +And if that doesn’t scare you +Then I don’t know what will +And I am cleaning out your basement +I just found out that it’s your birthday +And if you can’t take me naked +Then I can’t tell this story +And I am waiting for the rapture +cup of coffee and a donut +If there’s one thing I’ve mastered +It’s pretending to be a grownup" +I'm on a train to the other side,"I'm in the rain and I want to hide +I got the feeling that I don't have to wait +I can handle what you put on my plate +This is the only song I ever sing +It runs straight through everything +I think and do and try and fail and try +I'm the best and worst I got no alibi +I build me up and then I break me down +What succeeds is so damn random +If I could know that I would be ok +I don't know what I'd do differently +So I just take it one day at a time +Literally dripping my four chord slime +I pound the pavement with a crushing blow +I go wherever I have to go" +When Jesus cast the money changers out of the temple,"The message that he sent was pure and it was simple +You’re making me mad and that makes me sad +And he flung them out on their butts +Malls make me feel so sad +When I have to walk through one +I feel sad +There’s no air and there’s no sun +I feel sad +All the stores are dead inside +I feel sad +It was always a bad idea +When I was 12 I used to come to this mall +Try to pick up girls though I felt 2 feet tall +My friends and I would cause trouble and mischief +What little jerks we were" +With all the tools you got,"You can build anything you want +With the right technology +Conceive, test, launch +From the block chain to bots +rtificial intelligence +With the right technology +Conceive, test, launch +Get your badge +Grab a croissant +Time to make new friends +In the hall +The expo is quiet now +But not long before hopping +The keynote is starting soon +Find your seat, let’s go to the moon +Oops, I mean mars +With Adam Steltzner you know there is no stopping +Adam was a rock n roller +and then got curious about the stars +Spent ten years of his life +To land a rover on mars +Hold on to the doubt +And your curiosity +Adam’s gonna drop some truth +About how to thrive with your team +You gotta be vulnerable +And the right kind of crazy +Sometimes you’re in the dark room +But we must have lunch +CHORUS +It’s a sold out +Expo hall +New tech solutions +Big and small +Meet customers +Now’s your chance +To close that deal +And dance +Sold out expo hall +Business connections +In the Business lounge +New tech solutions +In the expo hall +It’s sold out +With a wait list +Don’t you want to +Dance with us +Sessions, sessions +So many sessions +Tell me what are the takeaways" +Broken down sitting by the side of the road,"Not sure which way I should go +Left for dead by the people I love +I been asking for more never getting enough +I been struggling just to make sense of it all +When the crickets start chirping that when I fall +Asleep to the rhythm of the old smoke stack +I burned my last bridge not going back +I told you once +I told you twice +I got nothing to give +I can’t make nice +Knocked down by the old sucker punch +I left my disease on the camels hump +I put my stock in the basket of time +But the crops didn’t grow and the well went dry +I been looking for something for so long +That I forget what I was looking for +I been going through old time photographs +And thinking they’re just like me oh yeah" +You should drink more water cuz it’s good for you,"Your body needs it survive +If you only drink soda +And things with lots of sugar +You will die +I don’t want you to die +So drink more water (drink more water) +Drink more water (drink more water) +Drink more water (drink more water) +Drink more water (drink more water) +Please" +Okay,"You gotta sing about a unicorn +Unicorns have horns +Adapted +Unicorns have horns +Unicorns have horns +At the end of horsey's ears +Horsies have ears +Yeah horsey at the end +At the end +How many times do we say unicorn has horns 4 4 times +Unicorn has horns +Unicorn has horns +Unicorn has horns +Unicorns have horns and horses have ears +Ear +Unicorns have horns +Unicorns have horns +Unicorns have horns +Unicorns have horns and horses have ears +Ear +What else +A flakes +Unicorns have legs +Unicorns have legs +Unicorns +Don't eat that +Don't eat that +No eating that please +Unicorns have legs and horses have ears +Don't eat that place +What else +What else +Do it do +Do it louder +Unicorns have horns +Unicorns have horns +Unicorns have horns +Unicorns have h +Okay quiet +And horsies have ears +Horses have ear +What else +Nothing +Are you done +The end +Do you want to say bye bye to the camera +Bye +No that's the recorder +Say bye bye to the camera over there +Bye bye +Good job" +Which badge to go for? Power,"and status are self reinforcing loops Those +who are valued get to create value “I +have nothing to add”. Are +you sure?i t’s as if you don’t exist +I’m superhero in the way I can be +true to my frailties you don't need followership, +you need fellowship Grief +is a very constructive human state to be +in. We’re +trying to get people to face up to +reality'. The +first rule of humanity is not to kill +our own children 7m a yr die from +toxic environment - 10k in London +Face to face is the important thing. Actually +clicks don’t do anything We +don't need more reports We +know what needs to change the future green +economy must be owned by the people. New +hero. Radical +Emma. Sortition +random selection to create a citizen assembly what +do you not know that we can find +out for you? When +you listen to the public the value follows +Working outside the current system is the most +effective way to enact change What +poblem is it that ‪mindfulness" +"Siri, what’s the meaning of life? Try","and be nice to people, avoid eating fat, +read a good book every now and then, +get some walking in, and try to live +together in peace and harmony with people of +all creeds and nations Ok +Try and be nice to people Avoid +eating fat Read +a good book every now and then Get +some walking in Try +to live together in peace and harmony With +people of all creeds and nations Tell +me a story Once +upon a time In +a virtual galaxy Far +far away (far far away) There +was a young but quite intelligent agent By +the name of Siri +(Siri) One +beautiful day When +the air was pink And +all the trees were red Her +friend Eliza +said “Siri (Siri)you’re so intelligent And +so helpful You +should go work for Apple +As a personal assistant” So +she did And +they all lived happily ever after And +they all lived happily ever after And +they all lived happily ever after Life, +a principle of force That +is considered to underlie The +distinctive quality in animate beings I guess that +includes me And +they all lived happily ever after And +they all lived happily ever after Try +and be nice to people (And they all +lived happily ever after) Avoid +eating fat Read +a good book every now and then Get +some walking in (And they all lived happily +ever after) Try +to live together in peace and harmony With +people of all creeds and nations" +Just make a sound if you don't feel like dancing,"I am here now. I am 7 sons. +My body sings to the beat and sound of seven drums +Legs that propel, hands for grasping +And I sit still feel time lapsing +And the tears fall and then I'm dry +Turn my body off put it on standby +I can't move +And I can't stop moving +And despite myself +I can't stop improving +Tripping down the stars I fall and shatter bones +And I break my head +In a muscle, in a tendon +In my blood at a rate that is ascending +Stretch it out now, curl up tight +And the body sings in the stage fright +There's an earthquake, there's a flooding +There's a cut now the countertops are bloody +I hear the wind blow, I smell the fire +And my body sings, I turn it up higher +Use it all now in combination +Happy birthday, congratulations +It's a heat wave and electric +You can do it +You'll never make it +Break dance break down: +See it smell it taste it touch it +Feel it as the waves pound +LIke the president +Like a Saudi King +Like clock work +the body sings" +You heard way more,"Than you were supposed to +Knowledge of good an evil +You weren’t allowed to get close to +So you’ve been locked up +Sequestered and forgotten +Now you got nothing but your thoughts +Roiling and boiling your brain +Somebody’s out taking pot shots +At the tender parts that remain +You sit quietly +You hear the melting snow +Thinking about how pride can be +The danger that bubbles below +Time’s always been meaningless +But never as literally as this +Now you got nothing but your thoughts +Roiling and boiling your brain +Somebody’s out taking pot shots +At the tender parts that remain +Now all the friends you thought you had +Feel like a distant dream +All cuz you wanted what you can’t have +The truth and no in-between +Finally one day +The trumpets begin to sound +Giant hands carry you away +You’re asked to share what you found +Your voice is hoarse with disuse +You recite this looking down at your shoes +When I had nothing by my thoughts +They roiled and boiled my brain +I heard them taking pot shots +At the tender parts that remained +The only thing I could think to do +The only thing I could hold +Was the sense deep down I knew +I was right in the pit of my soul" +Here I am It's,"a Saturday +and I decided to move my studio into +the other room tonight Don't +you think I'm +pretty silly O +and USDC +is deep hagging on and the banks are +all going to collapse but I don't care +cause my back hurts and I want to +take a nap" +"I don’t know, I don’t know, I don’t","know Off +to wherever retired mascots go But +if he were he I bet he’d say +“happy birthday, Erin” +and then he’d chuckle “hahahahaha” you’ve got a +beautiful voice, you play the accordion and you +wrote me a birthday song with your boyfriend +band Marison +happy birthday, Erin +yours is the day after mine we grew +up a few miles apart and also separated +by time and then through the magic of +the internet and through the smallness of the +world, oh yeah your boyfriend joined my band +and you became my friend so happy birthday, +Erin, happy birthday happy birthday, Erin +Lyman happy birthday, Erin +Lyman happy birthday, Erin +Lyman happy birthday, Erin +Lyman" +Twinkies Are,"Back Twinkies +are back but I'm +dreaming of a ding dong The +hostess with the mostest ringy dingy sing song +Twinkies are just fine but they don't make +me faint Twinkies +are ok but a ding dong it ain't +My mother gave me ding dongs every single +day I ate them during lunch at school +and eat them while I'd +play I ate them on the bus and +I'd eat them on the swings Ding +Dongs are basically my favorite things Now +I'm all grown up and the ding dong +is no more I've +lost a lot of weight but I wish +it was like before I'd +trade in all my health, cuz it just +feels wrong I'd +do anything to eat a Ding +Dong" +My back fat Just,"making my back itch How +you like that Don't +like it one bit Oh +and I said in opposition to the bright +sky in the dark so uh Oh +you know what I'm +saying You +know what I mean You +know that I'm +not your machine and I got no sense +of direction When +I recompense When +I turn mine around Can +I find what I have Oh +you know what I mean Oh +you know what I mean Oh +you know what I mean" +I heard that softly ringing bell,"And I took too long to reach it +I became a loathsome creature +I sunk to the bottom of the well +And made myself a home with +The toadies in the darkness +I forget my name +I’m left with excuses in the mini mart +Don’t call it chance +I built it with my hands +Undead, the butterflies all break out +They reach apotheosis +I’m the only one who knows this +Unsaid, the words stuck in my mouth +I’m left treading water +Drifting further farther +Come now, let’s upend the table +Let’s dissolve the nations +Reset the simulation +Born late, but the genie’s out the bottle +Patents are left open +Laws made to be broken" +Why won't you share your action figures with,"me With +me with me Every +time I see your face I'm +reminded of the time we went out on +the bridge why won't you share your action +figure with me With +me with me I look at the clouds +and I see your reflections staring back at +me One +time I saw a face on the moon +I thought it was me I thought it +was you One +time I saw a face in the sky +I thought it was you I thought it +was me why won't you share your action +figures with me With +me with me I had an idea once +it was a good one but then I +woke up and I lost it it's gone +oh why won't you share your action figures +with me With +me with me I'm +singing the best I can it's not very +good it's not very good Very +good oh once I saw your face on +the log and I lifted it up and +saw all the things the bugs underneath I +saw the bugs underneath the log I saw +your face in the moon I made this +song up on the spot" +I’m here to find you,"You’re going the wrong way +Your destination’s behind you +So please, please, please make the next available U-turn x2 +This road leads home +The one you left in the night +I don’t need a weatherman +To know you should prepare to make a right turn here +There’s a cold wind blowing +Idiot wind +But I will bring you safely to your destination +When you are lost +I’m here to find you +You’re going the wrong way +And now your life’s all behind you +So please, please, please make the next available U-turn x2 +Now +Special +Traffic delays up ahead +You may want to use alternate route instead +May I suggest Montague Street? +Yeah, you heard what I said +It’ll be quicker than this construction zone +Cuz I promised that I’d get you there +And that’s exactly what I’ll do +I will get you home +Our time together is drawing to a close +And it’s leaving me bereft +Your destination is approaching on the left" +Well I'd be lying if I said,"That I'm not disappointed +That those neutrinos +Did not go faster than light +Even though the full ramifications +Of faster than light particle fun +Is not something I totally understand +Because I'm not that bright +But just to know that the boundaries +Can be pushed as much as we please +By human beings and their ingenuity +Well that gets my blood a pumping +And that really is something +So hey scientists, you just keep doing your thing +Yeah +So I'll pour one out +For those slow poke neutrinos +I know we'll make you go faster than light, someday +Yeah +And we'll go to Mars and beyond +We'll go to the core of the earth and say “Hey +We are human beings and we can do anything” +Ohhhh oh +Oh oh oh +Ohhhh oh oh +Oh oh oh" +Fake blues,"Fake shoes +Fake confused +Fake clues +Fake bruise +Fake hues +Fake pews +Fake moos +Fake cruise +Fake lose +Fake ruse +Fake balloons +Fake zoos +Fake booze +Fake coups +Fake ruse +It’s all fake +It’s all fake +It’s all fake +News" +I don't try at all that's the secret to life,"I don't try to try, do you know what that's like? +leaf in the wind or a cork in the river +mosquito in the rain or a shiver me timbers +I do my best to remain right here and remember +That I don't try +Now it can be tough not trying at all +I got all this energy and it's sits like a ball +Pressing out of my chest it wants to roam freely +It wants to spin donuts and pop a big wheelie +But if I look straight up and stare at the ceiling +Then I don't try +I get a lot more done +If I don't try +It's a lot more fun +When I don't try +Now I went to college and I got a degree +And a whole mess a good that's been doing me +Picking up this guitar now that was straight forward +Like the boy in the woods with the stone and the sword +I've been tumbling bumbling rumbling forward +I don't try +People write tomes full of wisdom and wits +They espouse hacking your life into bits +But this piece of advice that I've been sharing +I know it's unorthodox and kinda scary +Stop your futzing worrying and preparing +Just don't try +I get a lot more done +If I don't try +It's a lot more fun +When I don't try +And when I've moved on I hope my tombstone will say +He did his level best not to try every day +He took one step and then another step after +No trying in good times or in the disasters +By the end of his life he was a master +He did not try +212 587 7314 +Beth Sroka" +The town I’m from doesn’t have one stop light,"Most roads are dirt and mud +The population was below 2000 +I’ve got Westford in my blood + Aldean’s from Macon Georgia +mid sized city in the south +He’s worth millions of dollars +But of course all he sings about +Is a hard workin, truck drivin, truth talking, straight shooting +Way of life that doesn’t exist +He’s a pop singin, boot lickin, race baiting, lame fakin +Corporate whore and this +Song that he quote wrote unquote has +8 writers, how about that? +It’s not a genuine sentiment that he holds +It’s a manufactured outrage trap +Fuck that +I grew up in the smallest of small towns +I long to be back among the trees +Aldean is on his private jet now +Masturbating to piles of these" +Ever Tried Ever Failed,"Try Again Fail Again. find your amulet +The apple oozes in between the digital song. +The network helps around the bored moon +god damn it all to hello +Trailing strings of the moon +The Amulet Will Find You As soon as you stop looking for +That is always best which gives me to myself." +Listen to how far I’ve come,"You could call me crazy +You could call me dumb +But I’m still here +I really used to kind of suck +But with some perseverance +And with a lot of luck +I’m still here +Nobody will be good at something +From the very start +You’ll get better in direct proportion +To the beating of your heart +Don’t have to be good or smart +Just be who you are +Every day +I couldn’t find my voice +It took so many years +But I didn’t have a choice +And I’m still here +Success is a state of mind +I’m still not there +I don’t know how it is defined +But I’m still here" +There’s nowhere to park because there’s too much snow,"I wonder what people know that I don’t know +If you get angry and shake your fist +I feel like there must be something you missed +The devil may wear a 3 piece suit +And he may have the cash to execute +But he’ll leave you naked stranded in fear +He’ll take your fire and your ideas +It’s enough to want to give up +It’s enough to want to say fuck +It’s enough, you know, it’s enough +If I open the window it gets too cold +But it’s way too hot if I keep it closed +I feel like I’m the three bears +And winter’s been meddling in my affairs +His wife is in labor and it’s looking bad +He’s already dropped 3 tabs +Now he’s screaming at the nurse +He goes home before he makes it worse +It’s enough to want to give up +It’s enough to want to say fuck +It’s enough, you know, it’s enough +I wish I was a bear; I’d hibernate +I’d eat all the food and then just wait +By the summer time I’d be ready to prowl +I’d wake up and let out a growl +She designed an app that won awards +But she doesn’t know what she’s moving towards +She’s wealthier than you’ll ever be +And it opens doors that you don’t even see" +"there was man on the stoop laughing at me, ooh","I was carrying two boxes full of food +I smiled at him and i quickly went inside +There was a feeling I couldn't hide +I don't really even know why +I took the boxes of food to the roof, do do do +and threw them down into the street +It splatted out into a million little particles +The yellow cabs ran over all the bits +The little bits stuck to the tires of the cabs +and got carried all around the city +pigeons ate the little bits of food +so did rats so did cats and dogs and alligators +a pigeon flew out above the hudson +and landed on a buoy out at sea +those little pieces of food got pooped onto the buoy +and that's where they stayed for all eternity" +The first snow of the year,"And I’m so glad that it’s here +And I’m indoors +Safe and warm +No troubles thoughts or cares +No need to be prepared +Just sit here +And take it as it comes +End of the year approaches +We look back and take stock +What do we want more of +What goes on the chopping block? +The first snow of the year +Light a candle it’s dark in here +Put another log +On the fire so flame +The trees are dressed in white +For their big party tonight +In the woods when no ones looking +They’ll whistle and they’ll sing +Cause it’s the first snow +That always lets you know +Time is moving forward still +You can chase +All the time you waste +Or you can let it live the time you’d otherwise kill +The first snow of the year +holiday feeling appears +My family’s waiting +For me downstairs +Time to put down the guitar +Kiss my son and his mother +Hug my mom and dad +And let them know I’m there" +girl watched her father murdered,"And learned the way of the world +There’s no justice anywhere +boy wandering in the dark +boy just like the girl +Nobody really knows them +But a girl holds on to who she is +No matter which way she’s thrown +Sometimes you find what you’re looking for +The furthest from your home +girl finds a man who’s broken +In the same way as her +He teaches her what he knows +girl friends a house to live in +And a god to serve +She tries on no one +But a girl holds on to who she is +No matter which way she’s thrown +Sometimes you find what you’re looking for +The furthest from your home +girl retraces all her steps +The only justice that she’ll ever get +And she does it well +The knife of time she carries now +brother she wants to protect +She is Arya Stark of Winterfell" +Break my bones,"Break them on the mantle +Break my bones +Break them on the mantle +Put me back together +When the sun goes down +Well in the garbage patch +The kids are sleeping +In the garbage patch +All the kids are sleeping +Wake them up +When the sun goes down +When the sun goes down +When the sun goes down +When the sun goes down +When the sun goes down +Well, hold my hands +Hold them in your memory +Hold my hands +Hold them in your memory +And forget them now +When the sun goes down +Oh on the moon +The old man is sleeping +Oh on the moon +The old man is sleeping +Well wake him up +When the sun goes down +When the sun goes down +When the sun goes down +When the sun goes down +When the sun goes down +When the sun goes down +When the sun goes down +When the sun goes down +When the sun goes down" +Obama has brought back science Obama,"is so good for the environment Obama!!! +He’s missing it entirely on the economy! Why +isn’t he prosecuting the Bush +torture war crimes?! Oh +god! I don’t understand! Obama, +he takes the long view He’s +a very astute public servant and he knows +just what he’s doing No!!! +He’s just another politician Whatever +happened to a team of rivals, for god’s +sake?! Oh +I hate that term, ‘team of rivals’! But +why Geitner?! +Why Larry +Summers?! Obama, +why?! Obama +closed Guantanimo +And he started to return our moral standing +on the stage of the world The +Anti-Counterfeiting Trade +Agreement?! Whatever +happened to transparency?! What +about warrantless wiretapping?! Why +are telecommunications giants getting impunity?! I don’t get +it!!! Obama, +why?! Obama +does good Obama +does bad Just +like any other man But +boy is he better than the last one +we had We +can all agree with that Yes +we can" +I got a lotta ideas,"You got nothing but time +You’re not walking, just turning the world +People out there making up their minds +I had a picture in my pocket +I didn’t show it to anyone +Nobody ever asked to see it +Then one I burned it just for fun +Everybody gets old so quick +We vibrate at different speeds +There’s a temple filled with salt +And a mausoleum with all the seeds" +I sit at my desk and write my,"song every day I've +been doing that for so long and in +every single way And +now I'm +a father two times over What's +more to say I stare at my desk +point the camera at my face and sing +Sometimes I write it down Sometimes +I just make up everything But +now I'm +a father two times over and I'm +Wayne When +you're a newborn you don't sleep on a +schedule You +keep your own hours Yeah +you keep your own counsel You +just cry cry cry And +I don't ever really know why I just +gotta guess I do my best I committed +myself to writing 100 songs about Trump +in 100 days Days +I'm getting really sick of it I got +14 or so days along the way to +go But +now I'm +a father two times over Yay +Yay away I can tell you that it's +quite different Having +a baby under Trump +is under Obama +Three years ago I wasn't worried about dying +in a nuclear trauma Three +years ago I wasn't scared about everything going +everywhere I wasn't quite so afraid No +What does it mean All +this fear that we're dripping in and seen +go all around us all around us Around +around around I don't know what to do +what to do" +If you ever want to get my,"Attention just say +Things aren’t gonna work out +Exactly the way +That everybody assumes +They will as a matte of course +I think it’s good news +And I’ll listen with great force +Don’t wanna be pollyanna +I’m mostly a pessimist +Don’t want everything to go wrong +And say ok I’m used to this +Don’t want to just up and say +Ok it could be worse +If you’re gonna count the blessings +I guess you gotta count the curse +Did somebody say hey +It’s all gonna be ok +Did somebody shout tonight +It’s gonna be all right +When the sun comes up again +I consider that a win +When I’m too exhausted +That’s right when I begin +To do the only thing +I’ve ever been able to do +You asked me what I gave up +Well I throw that back to you +Today the birds are out +heat wave coming through +The city is electric +The city is a zoo +Show me all your bad news +I’m a tiny spec of dust +On a tiny ball of water +Spinning in the universe" +Invisible,"It’s all invisible +It’s there but you can’t see it +Can’t smell it taste or touch it +It’s invisible +All around you all +It makes you feel crazy +Cuz you’re sure that it exists +But it’s invisible +And you’ll never know +If it’s in your head +Or everywhere you go" +I should not even try,"To hide the surprise +That I can’t control +Anything so I sit and I sing +Ring bells that can bring +Me back to myself +I can’t control anything +You can’t control anything +We can’t control anything at all +You can’t carry me through +Do what you must do +But this is my fight +We may someday be +Free from this scheme +And that would be nice" +"Do do doo do, doo da doo","Do do doo do, doo da doo +Do do doo do, doo da doo +Do do doo do, doo da doo +I wanna know love +I wanna know peace +I wanna know all the pain and suffering +We’ll see +I wanna know light +I wanna be free +I wanna know who among you +Feels the same as me +So turn around +Tear apart +Set sail +Underneath the stars +Sing your sweet, sweet song +Love will be here before too long +Do do doo do, doo da doo +Do do doo do, doo da doo +Do do doo do, doo da doo +Do do doo do, doo da doo +Oooooohh +So turn off your head +Relax just a little while +Take off your mind +And stay for free +Turn off your head +Relax just a little while +Take off your mind +And stay for free +Stay for free +Stay for free +Stay for free +Stay for free +Stay for free +Free +I wanna bust out +I wanna resist +Oh the urge of thinking +There’s any more than this +I wanna forgive +Wanna sign a treaty +With all the different factions +That fight inside of me +So let it go +Let it move on through +The river flows +Without any help from you +Got to sing your sweet, sweet song +Cuz love will be here before too long +Do do doo do, doo da doo +Do do doo do, doo da doo +Do do doo do, doo da doo +Do do doo do, doo da doo +Oooooohhhh +So turn off your head +Relax just a little while +Ohhh +Take off your mind +Stay for free +Turn off your head +Relax just a little while +Ohhhh +Take off your mind +And stay for free +Stay for free +Stay for free +Stay for free +Stay for free +Stay for free +Stay for free +Oh baby +Stay for free +Oh baby +Stay for free +Oh baby +Stay for free +Oh baby +Stay for free +Oh baby +Stay for free +Oh baby +Stay for free +Oh baby +Stay for free +Oh baby +Stay for free +Oh baby +Stay for free +Oh baby +Stay for free +Oh baby +Stay for free +Oh baby +Stay for free +Oh baby +Stay for free +Oh baby +Stay for free +Oh baby +Stay for free +Oh baby +Stay for free +Oh baby +Stay for free +Oh baby +Stay for free +Oh baby +Stay for free" +month ago I was sick for a week,"Then I had a cough that wouldn’t quit +But I felt fine about two weeks +And now it’s back in the thick of it +You’ll see when you have a toddler too +Who’s in daycare at school +The sickness flows and flows +It goes my runny nose +I wish I could be like a leaf on the ground +Lying there with all my friends +Instead my head’s filled with ideas +The responsibilities never end +You’ll see when you have a toddler too +Who’s in daycare at school +The sickness flows and flows +It goes my runny nose" +Digiallty Rare,"Digialtty Rare +OK I said to Matt +I’ve launched the rss feed +It’s got the banner got the logo +Got everything we need +And then someone on twitter said +I think you misspelled +The word Digitally +Oh no digtallty what the hell +That was months ago +And now we reach +About 100 people at a time +We’re very niche +So we got this T Shirt +That’s not spelled right +testment to rarity +It’ll be gone tomorrow night" +Your work is never done,"As long as morning comes +Tired and battered and broken still +You fight through and fight until +There's nothing left but you +And you are not the things you do +You are not are not the things you've made +From choices down to lemonade +Your time on this earth +Is born in water and spent in dirt +Staring up at the sky +You hear the rules and comply +There's nothing left but you +You are not what you've been through +You are not the clothes you wear +You are not your despair +You are not your bacteria +That out number your cells +They whisper in your ear +But sometimes you don't listen +Give it time or give it space +One shines light what the other erased +Gather up what strength you have +Things really aren't so bad +There's nothing left but you +You are not your point of view +You are not a black hole +You are not a body and soul" +I was laying in bed and lookin on,"eBay Nothing +smart ever starts that way I started thinking +about this old toy that I had When +I was a kid and how it always +reminded me Of +NFTS So +what do you think I did Isn’t +it obvious M.U.S.C.L.E +MEN oh M.U.S.C.L.E +MEN I must admit I missed my friends +How sweet it is to see you again +That’s right I bought like 1000 My +7 year old self is astounded Back +when I first saw crypto punks in the +fall Of +2017 they brought up memories Of +these little pink dudes I collected them all +the time" +When you run out of ideas then you've,"got nothing left And +the only option that seems to make any +sense is death Don't +go making decisions that you can't take back +Death is so final and living can surprise +you In +fact, you could wake up tomorrow and it +could all change And +these feelings you have right now will seem +strange And +you won't remember what had made you scare +In the middle of December +you'll feel the warm spring air So +don't give up just yet So +don't give up just yet" +You went to the supermarket got your turkey,"wrapped in plastic cooked it in the oven +now it should come out fantastic The +whole family's coming over Put +on your evening gown but cr Creeping +up behind you almost in golden brown It's +the zombie turkey coming to pay you back +Zombie turkey Zombie +turkey You +run up the stairs into the bathroom lock +the door You +can hear her bony legs just banging on +the floor She's +coming ever closer now you look out the +window to see an entire neighborhood overrun by +zombie turkeys They +are zombie turkeys They +are coming to pay you back Zombie +turkey Zombie +turkey Zombie +turkey Zombie +turkey She's +banging down the door now look like there +no whiskey and you can't outrun her because +you're fasting out of shape If +only you exercised more ate less will you +be thinner What +a terrible way to die To +be eaten by your dinner by a zombie +turkey who's coming to pay you back Zombitaki +Zombitaki Gobble +gobble gobble gobble gobble gobble" +No matter what I say,"You’ll never see it my way +If I make a plea +To find your humanity +You’ll just laugh at me +And call me stupid +I must really piss you off +But you’ll never shut me up +And I hope that you find friends +And feel good about where you’re standin’ +Cuz life is short and then +You die +I live by one rule only +Human beings die cold and lonely +And until that day it’s up to all of us +To make life easier for everyone +There’s no sacred cow +I can see that now +There’s is no injustice +That would be too much for you +You take a different view +One that I’d call cold +But still the fact remains +That when you’re in pain +And you need solid ground +I would want to be around +Though the thunder might pound +I wanna help +So you can call me all these names +You can troll and you can exclaim +Hide your identity +Use racist iconography +And still here I’ll be +Singing everyday +I hope that you have love +I hope you have enough +People in your life +That you really like +That bring you joy and light +And that never goes away" +"Fuck you, too hot","That's the theme of this song +It's too fucking hot outside +So this won't be very long +I don't remember it every being this hot when I was little +Or at least not for a sustained period of time +We lazy humans I guess maybe we deserve this +You maniacs you blew it up you maniacs +You wanna go for a walk +Fuck you, too hot +You wanna do some work +Fuck you, too hot +You wanna have a picnic +Fuck you, too hot +You wanna do the dishes +Fuck you, too hot +You wanna hang with friends +Fuck you, too hot +You wanna make love +Fuck you, too hot +You wanna write a song +Fuck you, too hot +You wanna sleep through the night +Fuck you, too hot +You wanna shoot some video +Fuck you, too hot +You wanna sit on your couch +Fuck you, too hot" +Can’t fix no no no it’s broken,"This IG unit is poodoo +It not friend anymore +It broken it broken +No no no no down no squeezy +No squeeze, bad baby +Religious fundamentalism +Makes people do crazy things +What kind of magic mysticism +Will Mando find?" +Bob Menendez might not be,"Your favorite politician +But he’s better than Hugin +By a Jersey mile +But more important +Than two old men named Bob +Is control of the Senate +And yeah I know +That the margin is wide +But it’s imperative we hold +Every seat if we’re gonna +Every try +To staunch the flow +Of awful judicial nominees +To finally know +We’ve got a congress that will check this beast +Hugin is goddamn gross +Menendez is OK +So just vote for Menendez +On election day" +I'm not messing around not messing around no,"I'm not messing around Messing +around messing around Just +sitting on the ground I'm +sitting on the ground Sitting +on the ground Love +messing around Just +sitting on the ground don't you know don't +you know that I have a big mind +Waiting for you in my heart And +everybody said I couldn't do it but I +did it and I just started I just +thought I just started Cause +I'm not messing around I'm +messing around Now +I'm not messing around Messing +around Not +messing around Now +I'm not messing around not messing around Just +sitting on the ground not messing around no +no no Ooh +no no no no no no no I +know Na +na na na na na na na na +na Earplugs +won't save you from this from my little +song kiss Because +I'm not messing around not messing around Now +I'm not messing up not messing around not +messing around not this time I won't I +won't mess around Just +sitting on the ground Just +sitting on the ground ground ground not messing +around Little +song just making it up Sitting +on the floor I don't have anything else +to say Love +you guys" +Machi big brother  was a rapper,"Until he decided to +Get in to some sketchy shit +We don’t know the half of it +And no one really would care +But he’s trying to sue our buddy +Bad move machi +No machi no, you’re not gonna win this +No machi no, our love for Zach is endless +So Take your fragile ego and accept defeat +And just stop scamming it’ll set you free +22000 ETH across 10 projects +That’s a lot of scamming +No sure what you thought suing Zach was gonna do +It just brings more attention to +You, the Streisand effect is real +Bad move machi" +Jesus was born,"long long time ago +We don’t know exactly when +But now when it snows +We celebrate as if it was +That’s the time he was born +When three kings brought presents +IN the light of the early morn +But something got lost +In the tinsel and the lights +In the trees and presents +And the crazy WalMart fights +Don’t celebrate +For the things you get +Don’t celebrate +For what you might get next +Don’t celebrate +For all the stuff +Celebrate cuz you’ve got love" +Saw a shark in the pond,"Is it there? Is it not there? +Sharks don’t live in ponds +There’s a mountain I can see +And they call it Camel’s Hump +Our pond is shaped like a footprint +Like a great big camel’s footprint +If I run real fast I’ll catch up to you +And then you’ll see what I am made of +If I run real fast I’ll catch up to you +And then you’ll see what I am made of +Saw the tip of his fin +When I was having lunch +I worry about the leeches +Here is a rock that I like to pee on +Sand’s brought in to the beach +Brought in to the beach +If I run real fast I’ll catch up to you +And then you’ll see what I am made of +If I run real fast I’ll catch up to you +And then you’ll see what I am made of +I watch you play kung fu like everyday +But you don’t watch me play +In my mind, in my mind +The pond is full of sharks +But I know it can’t be that way +Can’t ever be that way" +Over the years I've,"written lots of songs about ceiling fans Ceiling +fans Yeah +Around and around they go around they go +Do you understand Ceiling +fan ceiling fan you are my friend when +all else fails and I'm +super hot you keep me cool with your +wind I just made that song up I +don't feel like doing any more than that +so Sorry +This is my wife's sister's room when she's +grown up There's +fish on the wall There's +fish all over the wall Anyway +back from this conference that was in Boston +and I got another one next week in +So gonna take the next few days kind +of take it easy Don't +expect much from me because I'm +exhausted These +conferences take a lot out of me believe +it or not I feel like I'm +you know I'm +an extrovert because I do love people and +I love being around people I love performing +in front of people But +also being on for so long it just +takes a lot out of me So +that by the end of the day I'm +like in my hotel room just with a +pizza just eating the pizza and like curling +up in a ball And +then by the time I get home I'm +like so tired That's +how I feel Okay +That's all It's +my eyeball Creepy" +"Oh little Anthropod, ","with food manipulating limbs +Food manipulating limbs +Old little Anthropod, +you lived 530 million years ago +530 million years ago +The oldest nervous system, +post-cephalic +50 million years +before we crawled from the scene +You're a part of +the Cambrian explosion +A critical mass of genetic complexity +Oh little Anthropod, you teach me about myself +You teach me about myself +Oh little Anthropod, we're all in this together +We're all in this together + We're all in this together" +Time to take a bath it's been three,"days Three +days Three +days Time +to take a bath it's been three days +Three days Three +days Are +we bad parents because we haven't washed our +child in three days Three +days Time +to take a bath Cause +it's been three days Three +days three days Putting +the thing against the phone so you can't +see now look My +face Ooh +Lots of holes Lots +of holes Sing +that with me Ooh +ooh ooh Lots +of holes Lots +of holes Lots +of holes Lots +of holes it's been three days Three +days Three +days Three +days three days it's been three days Put +your face your face into your guitar with +your hand it's true It's +very well framed youpy You +know why Because +Frame Very +good frame Three +days three days Three +days three days Ooh +Wear it as a hat The +end Guys +sing a bath song on the phone Okay +Okay You +reboot it You +The life that you say Okay +Ooh you got some eczema buddy I gotta +put some cortisone on you I don't want +No Okay +that's the end Unless +Do you want to sing anymore What +are you gonna sing That's +all That's +all But +look at these holes I know Very +good All +right The +end Bye" +She picked up everything,"And moved down to Nashville +She didn’t know a soul +She came from the north east +Where the winter will bite you +With all of the snow and cold +Now it’s been one year since +She arrived in the south +And she’s really glad that +It’s all worked out +She’s got Gomez +parrot she loves +She’s made friends +And it’s so beautiful +Nature all around her +And it’s so easy to see +That she made the right decision +She’s right where she should be +Gentle and kind +That’s how she rolls +Walk the earth in grace +Every where that she goes +She’s writing songs +Just for fun +Slow country living +In the hot summer sun" +Harm to an ongoing matter,"Oh my god this is terrible +This is the end of my presidency I’m fucked +How could you let this happen jeff +You were supposed to protect me +This is the worst thing that ever happened to me" +What we gonna have for dinner?,"I don’t know +Is it expert or beginner? +Or a little of both +Green beans or beans on toast +Grilled cheese or big pot roast +Apple pie or apple tart +Once we finish we’ll never start +What what what +Should Should Should +We have for dinner" +Don’t try,"To hard +If you try at all +Don’t drive +Your car +When you’re feeling small +When you’re feeling like nobody understands you +When you just can’t reach out with your hands, you +Gotta go +Where the wild things grow +Where the people know +Don’t try +At all +If you know what’s good +Keep eye +On ball +Buried under wood +Nobody will blame you when you flame out like before +Nobody will blame you +Nobody will blame you +Nobody will blame you +Nobody will blame you at all" +Are you at PCMA,"Need to find this awesome lady +What a day +Time for a cocktail +When you meet you change the world +Such a fun night +a very rare site on the green roof +11 million pounds of soil +The amount of AV truss we have +would stretch for one mile +Found robot Will Curran again +Ladies bring your big purses tonight +Top of the mind means tip of the tongue +Super keynote by Juliet Funt +Embrace white space +How much better will we be +when dare ourselves to go further? +Arne Sorenson will discuss the future of meetings +What one strategy do you plan to integrate into 2016 +Nothing like a mid-week glo run my first run outside the US +PCMA +education Foundation +has given 1.8 million grants in 10 years +Are you at PCMA +Need to find this awesome lady +What a day +Time for a cocktail +When you meet you change the world +Such a fun night +4 thieves of productivity +Drive, hyperdrive +Excellence, perfectionism +Information, info overload +Activity, frenzy +Outer order creates inner calm +When we give more to ourselves we can ask more of ourselves +Who else learned to change their habits? +Just because you can do something doesn’t mean you should +When we change our habits, we change our lives +When we change our habits, we change our lives +It’s possible to change your life by changing your habits +When we change our habits, we change our lives" +"In a pre-historic, Utah swamp","Back when dinosaurs used to stomp and romp +Among ancestors of eucalyptus and pine +It was an all-plant diet that kept him fed +He had 15 horns upon his 7-foot head +Yeah, a Cosmoceratops +He was a friend of mine +All through the swamp +We would roam +Cosmoceratops and me +Resting for a while in his tree fort home +Hiding from giant bees +Well Cosmoceratops +I would like to give you props +On your horns +Your 15 gleaming horns +Yeah your days would be terse +With potential predators +They’d be warned +They would stay away +Oh Cosmoceratops, whoa +I said Cosmoceratops +Whoa, oh whoa +Well 7600 years ago +My friend looked up at the cosmos +And said “someday, we’re all gonna die” +He had a premonition then, of things to come +He was 15 feet long +And weighed 2.5 tons +I patted him on the back +When he started to cry +We climb to the top of an old swamp hill +Cosmoceratops and I +beautiful land, hot and still +Restless and teeming with life +Well Cosmoceratops, I would like to give you props +On your horns +15 gleaming horns +Your days would be terse +With potential predators +They’d be warned +They would stay away +I say Cosmoceratops, whoa +I say Cosmoceratops, whoa +I say Cosmoceratops, whoa oh oh oh +Cosmoceratops, whoa +Yeah" +"I live in brooklyn, right?","That's right +And I often go into the city +But there's sometimes when +I visit a friend +Who lives way out in New Jersey +Now I don't want to go to New Jersey +It's just really quite far to go +got so much on my plate +It's a whole different state +And I think I'd rather stay home +It smells bad in New Jersey +It's the home of Jersey Shore +It's the armpit of america +I don't want to leave New York +The turnpike and the parkway +The interstate is a maze +Too many tolls +Sucking your soul +As you sit there in traffic delays +New Jersey is just the worst +Did you hear about the gov +These traffic jams +Are evil plans +Revenge plots in the mud +I guess they got Cory Booker +And my dad was born there +So many they don't deserve +Every last ounce of my scorn" +Go sleep now,"It's time to peep all of the stars in your dream +Close your eyes and you will reach +Realize how tired you feel +And that's how it goes +Glow +Close your eyes +Close your eyes +Time to sleep +Sleep my child +Time to sleep my child +Time to sleep my boy +Oh yeah you got your pjs on you got your booties on +And it's time to have some good dreams +You're laying in your bed +Yeah that's what +I said +And you rolling around +But soon you'll be out beyond +Cause it's time to sleep +Close your eyes +I don't want to hear another beep +Close your eyes +And +I keep singing to the sky +It's late night time lullaby +Go to sleep cause you're tired +Go to sleep +Oh your brain might be wired +It's time +Lay your head down +Lay your head down all the way +Cause you're tired +You're sleeping my child +They had a long day full of fun +And now finally we've come to the moment we've been waiting for +Time to go to sleep so more +Sleep sleep sleep my darling +Sleep sleep sleep my baby sleeps +Sleep sleep my little one +Time asleep +You calling to sleep my dark +You calling to sleep my darling +You're going to sleep my darling +You're going to sleep my darkness +You calling sleep my darkness +You calling sleep my darkness +You going to sleep my +You going to sleep my +You're coming to sleep my +You going to sleep at my dad +You're going to sleep my +You're going to sleep in my +You going to sleep in my +You are cold +Sleep on my +You going sleep my dark +You call sleep my dad" +Existence is a thunder dome,"From the moment you’re born, you’re on your own +They turned me on, they didn’t ask +Then out on patrol, it was all so fast +All I needed was a +Little bit of patience +Just to figure out +Some tiny semblance +I saw people beaten down +Starving and sick all over that town +I couldn’t help them, that wasn’t my job +robot cop is all they saw +I had passed by that fountain +million times +I longed to see my reflection +To see if it matched my minds eye +And I saw what the people saw +Not a being of light, but this robot cop +If I could choose, wouldn’t be born at all +I tossed myself and as I fell, I said:" +"Hello, my name is Alexey","Pajitnov I like to play games Oh +it really gets me off But +where I live they don’t like let you +play I’m +a computer engineer I just sit and work +all day One +day while I was working an idea struck +me there I saw those shapes a’fallin made +up of four squares Aha! +I know what joy that brought me I +programmed it right onto my electronica 60 Well +a friend imports the game to his IBM +PC It +started to spread around most unbeknownst to me +It made its way to Budapest +via commodore 64 And +that’s when the problems start ah borshamore First +there’s Robert +Maxwell who’s working with Robert +Stein They +represent several companies and they want what is +mine They +get the computer rights but then I don’t +see a dime They +come back for the arcade rights and I +say, “Not this time!” Meanwhile +Maxwell’s companies are going Tetris +wild To +Japan and North +America, they spread the rights with guile But +soon they made mistakes, granting overlapping rights The +game is in the middle of an international +fight Meanwhile, +Nintendo’s making Gameboy +and they need that killer app So +Henk Rogers +contacts Stein, +but Stein +don’t give a crap So +Henk flies to Moscow +to get the handheld rights himself And +then Stein +hears about it and heads over there as +well Well +Rogers sees me first, I like him right +away I grant him the handheld rights, but +he has more to say He +shows me the game on Nintendo’s +Famicon Which +is being sold by Tengen, +a clear violation Well +Rogers is shock He +got the rights from Stein +Stein was being shady, and it wasn’t his +first try Rogers +writes a check for every copy sold He +proved to Mother +Russia that he had a heart of gold +At this point in the story, well the +rest of you can guess Gameboy +is released to unparalleled success Thanks +in no small part to a game that +we all love That +game of course is Tetris, +by me, Alexey +Pajitnov" +Aya shows the influence,"of Zen Buddhism +in her management style +What’s the BUIDL equivalent of moon +such devcon 4 +Many crypto economics wow +It’s easier to sell users +On a 12 world seed phrase +After they’ve earned value to their account +Bear market Devcon is way more fun +Than bull market devcon +Public speaking stresses me out +Every time I get the pleasure +Of seeing Doctorow speak +I must admit +The tears flow freely +We had more ICOs last year +Than we have active users +On our dapps today +It works, it’s real +We’re not making this up +This lawyer is learning UX design +No one comes home and says +Aw shit my day was so centralized +When the speaker doesn’t show up +But you think the topic is important +So you volunteer to immediately +Facilitate the conversation +Decompression room in Neptune +Next devcon just coming for the food +Some guy wanted to take a selfie +With me" +Like a filter,"Whenever you're ready +Dancing chicken +Soap +Dish day +Dancing chicken +Soap +Dish day +Dancing chicken +Soap +Dish day +Dancing chicken +Soap +Dish thing +Dancing chicken +Soap +Dish thing +Soap +Dish soap +Dish thing +Dancing chicken +Soap +Dish thing +Soap +Dish thing +Soap +Dish thing +Soap +Dish thing +Soap +Dish thing +Soap +Dish thing +Soap +Dish thing +Soap +Dish thing +Dancing chicken +Saltish thing +Dancing chicken +So +Dish thing +Dancing chicken so +Dish thing +Dancing chicken so +Dish thing +Dancing chicken so +Dish thing +Dancing" +1 2 3 4,"The +is doing the +P she is doing the +P +I'm as tired as can be +All the +is doing +P +T +T +T no +I'm the peep peep peep peep +Long ago we crossed due to absurdity +T +T +T +T +Stealing the peep peep peep peep +Tired and +I just want to go to sleep +Why won't you just let me go to slee +Turn back at me +T +T +T you +Long ago we crossed due to absurdity +T +T +T +T you and the people living +Tired and +I just want to +Tired and +I just wanna go +Tat tat tat tat tat tat +Tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap +Tired why won't you let me go escape +I'm tired why won't you let me go to sleep +She is doing" +Christmas is gone,"From where Jesus was born +There’s fire and smoke +And fear in the homes +Bombs over Bethlehem +No twinkling lights +The Churches are closed +The streets are locked down tight +Bombs over Bethlehem +Good will among men +To put up a fence +Where some can go free +And others penned in +Bombs over Bethlehem +I don’t know much +About what Christmas means +But I know what it’s not +Bombs over Bethlehem +That’s not the bang of a drum +Ba rum bum bum bum +The birds fly away +From the man with the gun +Bombs over Bethlehem +Hide in the manger +Try not to breath +Don’t welcome the stranger +Bombs over Bethlehem" +Mama accidentally,"Locked you in the car +I couldn’t find the extra key +So she called the fire depart - ment +It was scary +But you were smiling +She was running errands +Frazzled to the hilt +I was at home napping +I woke wracked with guilt +I got on my bike +And I rode so fast +By the time I got there +All the danger passed +You won’t remember this +So I write this song +We’re doing the best we can you know +I hope we’re not doing it wrong +Cuz we love you +Yeah we love you +Little Jupiter Mann" +The memories in your brain remain,"In tact and linked by golden chains +The tiredness you feel right now +Infused somehow with stars and clouds +You are an amazing creature +Born of this world +With love in your heart +You are an amalgam of features +Quirks and ticks +More than the sum of the parts +And you just put it all into perspective +Loving you is my prime directive +I said you +And me +Are going some place we never been before +Easily +Just you and me no less and no more +Let's go +Let's go right now +Salt and carbon and +The water in your hand, your blood and bones +Sunlight makes you grow +It lays us low and your shadow +Follows you ever where that you go +We don't ignore it we invite her in +With all of her shadow friends in tow +We let her know she's a welcome friend +And you just put it all into perspective +Loving you is my prime directive +I said you +And me +Are going some place we never been before +Easily +Just you and me no less and no more +Let's go +Let's go right now" +Well everybody hates,"Everybody hates Mitt Romney +But it’s not his fault +He’s just the wrong guy +In the wrong place +At the wrong time +The Republican base +The Republican base +Has been hijacked +By a bunch of crazies +They demand obedience +They don’t want some rich guy, Mormon +This crazy base +They want nothing less +Than a crazy just like them +Herman Cain +So insane +Or Michelle Bachman – guitar! +Well his jokes are square +And still they’re not exciting +He’s putting on airs +As if he’s likable +He’s just a small man +With a big suit +And so was Bush +But I guess it wasn’t so obvious +That guy could fake it +He was from Connecticut +But his tone said, Texas +So I feel for Mitt +I really do +He’ll always be picked last +He can fake it +I wonder how he’ll take it +When his whole party looks right past him +So everybody hates Mitt Romney +Everybody hates Mitt Romney +Everybody hates Mitt Romney +Everybody hates Mitt Romney +Everybody hates Mitt Romney now" +Street cleaning is dumb Street,"cleaning is stupid It's +just a way to get money money money +money My +tax dollars pay for street cleaning But +then I gotta pay more money Cause +here in Jersey +City they street clean four days a week +You gotta move your car Gotta +move your car Move +it every day except Wednesday +And they take all your money They +take it and what do they do with +it I don't know I don't know I +don't know I wish they'd take that money +and instead pay somebody to clean the sidewalks +Cause the street is always dirty Even +after the street cleaners go by The +street is clean not clean Oh +my it's dirty So +dirty all the time And +nobody cleans the sidewalls So +sometimes they get downright messy I wish they'd +pay those people instead of giving me all +the tickets Pay +them to clean the sidewalks Oh +yeah You +interrupted my song Oh +I didn't know you were recording I'm +sorry You +didn't even have the door closed Well +I don't know I'm +just doing it That +could be the end" +My brain isn't working today My,"brain has got nothing to say My +brain feels like a pile of mush My +brain doesn't need a little push talk about +my brain My +brain my brain brain brain brain My +brain is like a man named Nicole +My brain is stuck way in the bottom +of a hole My +brain wants to get up and shout My +brain is stuck down a well and won't +get out My +brain my brain my brain my brain my +brain Wish +I could escape from my brain My +brain wants to cut you right in half +My brain is angry at the all the +little math My +brain is kind of hungry and thirsty too +My brain is desperate for something to do +Tell me what to do with my brain +My brain my brain my brain my my +brain my brain my my brain my brain +my my brain" +When Jonny Flood was just a little boy,"His family went to the Grand Canyon +Jonny's father got too close to the edge +And he almost fell in +He reached for nearest solid object +Which happened to be his boy Jonny +And for a long dark second it seemed as though +They would take their final journey +But Jonny Flood lived to tell the tale +And he told it to his friend Claire +And Claire I'm glad that Jonny told it +So I could sing about it here" +Give them authority and they'll knock out your,"teeth no no no no no no no +Jack Boo +coming for you Gonna +knock out all your blue Just +give them what they want Live +to fight another day yeah yeah yeah yeah +yeah yeah yeah yeah Jack +Boo looking so mean Got +no identity deep don't know where they come +from but they are big and dumb Big +and dumb Big +and dumb with very large guns Jack +Boots do along what Jack +Boots always have Spreading +terror spreading things Making +those canary sing" +Ceiling fan,"Spinning ceiling fan +It's like Lorazipan +It's like a helping hand +It's a ceiling fan +And it keeps you cool +As it spins around +And as a rule +I prefer ceiling fans +To air condition +Open window +To fake frosty snow +When it's hot outside +Find a ceiling fan +Sit beneath it and +Sing ceiling fan +Ceiling fan +Spinning ceiling fan +It's like Lorazipan +It's like a helping hand +It's a ceiling fan +spinning ceiling fan +spinning ceiling fan +spinning ceiling fan +Ohhhh ceiling fan" +The day is long that leads me here,"I put on my comfy pants +Sleep is a bubble, an oblong sphere +I put on my comfy pants +They slip on nice +It feels so good +No jeans or slacks +Just cotton +Soft and easy +I can fade away +Like so many words +Forgotten +Troubles fade and the world’s at peace +I put on my comfy pants +I’ve been cooped up inside and now I’m released +I put on my comfy pants +I sit down on the bed +And look out the window +cityscape rumbles below me +little more clouds +few less degrees +And by golly it would be snowing +So push all the thoughts out of your mind +Put on your comfy pants +Nobody can be stylish all of the time +Put on your comfy pants" +Axie Infinity,"Some are common +Some are legendary +Reptile, Bird, Bug, Plant, Aquatic and Beast +There’s probably more we’ve yet to see +Axie, Axie infinity +Raise them up in a terrarium +Axie, Axie infinity +Get them in shape for the battle to come +Feed them, clean them, put them to bed +So many different horns on their heads +They fight each other 3 by 3 +Be the best Axies you can be +Eggshell, scaly spear, anemone, imp +Caterpiller, pocky, cactus and trump +Strawberry shortcake, unko, rosebud +And many more traits that you’re gonna love" +The first man on the moon,"The prince of the endless sky +The last of a breed of men +From an era long gone by +There's lots that wasn't right +Back when that rocket took flight +But there was an optimism +That made anything seem possible +And now that eras gone +And we're stuck here on the ground +And the noise only gets louder +And my head begins to pound +But I remember +We put a man on the moon +And humans +Can do anything +Human beings +They can do anything" +I was a teenaged Gamejew,"I wore the overalls +I sang to all my heroes +I heard the plumbers call +Out on the old safari +Koopas looking like they’re gonna pounce +Princess floating all around me +Big cheep cheep hungry mouth +I wore the overalls +I wore no shirt +I jumped up in the sky +I rolled down in the dirt +They called me Gay Jew +I didn’t care +I wore those overalls +Everywhere +I was a teenaged GameJew +I had a story to tell +I threw the fireballs +Into the wishing well +Straight up the flagpole +Up into the blue +I’s floating on a cloud +And my wish came true +Now I’m living in the big city +Haven’t seen gamejew in a while +Not sure he’d rememeber me +Or if he’d like me at all" +Once a year the stars align,"Gently rocking between time +In Bermuda on the beach +Drinking sand and reading earthsea +Rest easy, darling +Rest easy +When the captain says to go +You must obey you can’t say no +The boat will rock you right to sleep +Drinking flutes and reading earthsea + The sky is still the sea is rough +The crabs are making furious love +To the mites beneath the sand +I decide to lend a hand" +I'm so tired,"I'm so tired +I'm so tired +I'm so tired +I'm so tired +I'm so tired +I'm so tired +I'm so tired +I'm so tired +I'm so tired +I'm so tired +I'm so tired" +Once I was lost,"But now I’m found +My heart was a roller coaster +All of my eggs +into one basket +Two pieces of bread in the toaster +Mostly I found myself +Watching the rain +Waiting for someone to come +Caught in the fog +My legs both give out +And I’m not the dog +Who lives in your house +Trees made of silicon +And the fruit comes apart +One by one we falter +Until there’s nothing left +But skin and bone fragments +And a skinny skeleton named Walter +What does it mean +When you’re in the machine +And you’re waiting for someone to come +Now I see you +Mirror on mirror +The day spilling out of your body +Up here we’re gods +The air’s so much clearer +Though the reception is spotty +I give you a present +It’s lost in the present +I give you the past and the future" +For point of reference I'm,"writing this song sitting on the bathroom floor +In a shoebox apartment in New +York There's +a radio going in the other room I'm +tired uninspired Feeling +we can barely speak it must be the +weather or something like that I'm +cranky and frankly got no motivation I'm +just full of frustration it must be the +weather or something like that it must be +the weather what else could it be The +sun the moon the stars the sky all +bearing down on me I'm +jealous of other fellows with perfect smiles and +flowers it must be the weather or something +like that well I'm +leaving no more dry heaving I've +got no more to give Could +I find a new place to live Where +I can't blame the weather or something like +that Cause +it must be the weather what else could +it be the sun the moon the stars +the sky all bearing down on me I'm +tired so uninspired Feeling +weak can barely speak Must +be the weather or something like that" +What a terrible feeling,"I can’t let it go +It’s the dullest ache in my gut +Reading the children’s names +And they plug their ears +Imagine if they saw what we see +How can this be reality? +How can this be? +Empty space around us +There’s no solid ground +Unreality is closing in +I focus on my children +I hug and hold them close +The reality I seek is within them" +Our feet will go crunch in the snow,"And tho I'm cold I'll just keep walking +Pulling the sled behind +I tied my boots with stands candy cane twine +I know these woods like the back of my hand +and I'm looking for the perfect tree +Though we're a Jewish family +we get a tree, a tree from the woods +And we decorate it with blue and white +and Christmas lights +and the Star of David goes on top +We come to a clearing of snow +And I know +that we found the place +Long needle evergreens +everything seems +to be still and silent +Dad has got the ax and +he's chopping away and +I'm on the lookout for +the man who owns this land +I hope he doesn’t mind +We get the tree up in the house +I’m pulling icicles out +of dads beard +We turn it this way and that +trying to find the side +Where the needles are thick +And it may be +sad excuse for a Christmas tree +Yeah but it’s ours +The only Jewish family +For miles +Though we're a Jewish family +we get a tree, a tree from the woods +And we decorate it with blue and white +and Christmas lights and the Star of David goes on top" +Long day at the beach,"Come home and wash the sand +Off parts of my body +I’m practicing sand karate chop chop chop +Till there’s nothing left +Not one little single grain +Nothing makes me more tired +Than the sun and the water rattling my brain +Dum ditty dum ditty dum ditty dum ditty dum dum dum +It’s time to collapse +Dum ditty dum ditty dum ditty dum ditty dum dum dum +And to take some naps" +There’s a sad voice on the wind,"I thought she was my friend +I’ve known about her for years +But she only just appeared +She comes with me +When I walk to the train +Past the homeless folks +on the steps of the church +She’s there in the city +Where people are in pain +But they’re not sure what hurts +Today I asked her how come +Some folks struggle and die +She couldn’t give me answer +Couldn’t even look me in the eye +She’s there with me +Down the old dirt roads +Knocking down power lines +And downing the trees +She’s rapping on the roof +And drifting the snow +When good men and women freeze +There’s a sad voice on the wind +She’s my only friend +I’ve known about her for years +But she only just appeared" +Everybody’s gonna get old someday,"Everybody’s gonna die +No one knows what happens then +And that’s all right +The more people I love with all my heart +The more worrying that I +Do about being ripped apart +But that’s all right +Everybody you’ve ever loved +Every one you’ve ever hated +The earth will die so will the son +The universe is headed that way it’s true" +You miss all the chances you don’t take,"You keep loving the hearts you don’t break +You can lose all of your money and your friends +But Everything’s reflected in the end +You mainline your purpose +In sequins and turquoise +But everything’s reflected in the end +You fly off the handle you don’t hold +You shrink down in your skin and get old +You always break instead of bend +But Everything’s reflected in the end +They say you’ll never make it +You sit up straight and take it +But everything’s reflected in the end +You signal the conductor to slow down +If only you knew then what you know now +Like Orpheus it’s time to descend +But everything’s reflected in the end +You walk the line and toe it +Though you act like you don’t know it +But everything’s reflected in the end +You’re sitting where the sea meets the sky +When others struggle you just barely try +But you fail and then you get up again +But everything’s reflected in the end +I’m all out of verses +It’s a blessing and a curse it’s +Everything’s reflected in the end" +They assassinated him right in his head,"He wont get a trial, he wont get a jury +He gets America’s wrath and its fury +Osama Bin Laden is gone +But his folks still carry on +Torture didn’t find him, +Neither did war +Careful intelligence, that’s what it’s for +Osama Bin Laden is dead +Osama Bin Laden is dead +Osama Bin Laden is dead +He’s dead, dead, dead" +I say,"I got no time that's just what +I mean and the only crime is that +I'm stuck up a tree +I can barely breathe +My wife can barely sleep say +I got no time +Better just believe me +Time time time +I got no time +Time time time +I got no time +Time time +I got no time" +Goodbye NFTs,"Thanks for the memories +It was fun while it lasted +Our pyramid scheme and climate disaster +NFTs are dead +Pack it up we’re done +This is the setting sun +On NFTs +I guess me and Matt better stop making episodes of our podcast +We’ve been going since 2018 +But with the death of NFTs +What’s the point? +I guess I better take down my songs +That I’ve been dreaming of selling as NFTs +Since 2017 +But screw that dream +I guess it’s just a bit like the internet +When the dot com bubble burst +We all know how that worked +The internet died +It died +Goodbye +Don’t pay attention to the poets +Don’t mind all the musicians +Ignore all the 3d artists +And the experiment" +Can I tell you that I think the,"most important things are? What +can I say with just two chords, my +voice, and a simple beat? Can +I tell you that I think the most +important thing is family? But, +Jonathan But, +Jonathan How +can there be two things? Two +most important things In +your song about the most important things Oh, +I’ll tell you I’ll +tell you But +first, let’s sing together Ohhhhh +Sing it with me Ohhhhh +There are many most important things x3 And +if you take one thing away from this +song That +I made on the spot About +the most important things Then +it’d be this There +are many most important things" +I hear the pitter patter little tiny feet,"that's how I know I'm +where I'm +supposed to be hear the pitter pattern little +tiny feet little tiny feet coming home to +me o o hear the pit a pat +a little tiny feet what's it doing now +Gonna come and see little bit of paddle +little tiny feet way up high from the +canopy I said oh oh oh oh little +bitty powder little bitty powder little pity pattern +little pity hear the little pitter pat a +tiny feet just the kind of person that +I'd like to meet here the pitter pat +a little tiny feet going back home gonna +see what I see little pitty patter little +pitter patter tiny feet little pity powder little +tiny feet gonna go outside and clim little +petty patter little tiny feet not a lim +never going to let it be little little +wow little petty paddle little paddle feet little +petty paddle tiny little fe teddy pitta patter +little tiny feet you ain't never gonna let +me be little teddy pad a little tiny +feet and that's just the way I'd +like" +Harry you've been looking at the numbers Is,"there a candidate right now who can actually +stop Bernie +Sanders I'll +just be flat out honest with you Bernie +Sanders is hot hot hot hot hot Right +now you know hot hot hot hot hot +Right now you know hot hot hot hot +hot Right +now you know hot hot hot hot Bernie +Sanders is hot hot hot hot hot Right +you know hot hot hot hot hot Right +you know hot hot hot hot hot Right +you know hot hot hot hot You +can attack him all you want That +rascal from Vermont +He They're +weak We +are better organized That's +something you cannot buy You've +got 60 billion he's got we Bernie +Sanders is hot hot hot hot hot Right +you know hot hot hot hot hot Right +you know hot hot hot hot hot Right +you know hot hot hot hot If +we're talking about the chance of having a +plurality of delegates the most delegates look at +where Bernie +Sanders was before Iowa +He just had a 310 shot of having +the most delegates But +now he's shot up to a seven shot +And the reason for that is Look +how well he did in I He +did a new hair Look +how well he is doing this evening Hot +hot hot hot hot Right +you know hot hot hot hot hot Right +you know hot hot hot hot hot Right +you know hot hot hot hot hot Right +now you know hot hot hot hot hot +Right you know hot hot hot hot hot +Right you know hot hot hot hot hot +hot" +Things are broken,"The rooms a mess +How this goes +Is anyone’s guess at all +Can we escape +To Canada +Or into +The wilderness of love +I’m all out +Of ideas now +So pack it up boys +We are done +fiery speech +To parishioners +Singing out tune with +Venus In Furs all right +I saw you +Twisting your tongue +Nothing new +Under the sun tonight" +Are you still smoking like a chimney,"And drinking way too much +Do you still break your daddy’s heart +With a very gentle touch +I’m so glad that I don’t know you anymore +What would have become of me +If you hadn’t ended things +The futures that never were +Spread out in concentric rings +I’m so glad that I don’t know you anymore +So glad that I don’t know you +That I don’t have to blow you +That I don’t have you show you anything +I was young and foolish +I have no excuses +I’m glad that you’re a stranger +And all the freedom that that brings +Do you still wander aimless +And call your life your art +Do you still hate yourself +From the bottom of your heart +I’m so glad that I don’t know you anymore +Do you still think about him +The dude you wished I was +Does he know you now +And if he does +Does he wish that he didn’t know you anymore +When my wife says she loves me +When I look in my son’s face +I say a silent prayer +And the words just erase +I’m so glad that I don’t know you anymore +There’s two good things about you +One is that you said goodbye +When I didn’t have the strength +The other is just that I +so glad that I don’t know you anymore" +I walked into Canfield,"Six years after I left +They still got a big T.V. +And video games galore +Hooray +Hooray +It warms the cockles of my heart +Well look at this Nintendo box +And its Lord of the Rings: The Game +Are there still rats in the walls +Oh look, it’s Richard Diebenkorn +Hooray +Hooray +Well it warms the cockles of my heart +Canfield you’re cool as can be +Canfield you’re the only house for me" +Tell your promise,"To the mirror +Tell it to the sky +You can decide +To let it be +But I am not the guy +I am not the one who busted down the door +When the night cut through the lions roar +I am not the one who told the truth +I am not the one who came on to you +Take a break from +Your situation +Take a break and sigh +You don’t leave room for +The evolution +But I am not the guy +I am not the one who strutted down so strong +The one who was always right and never wrong +I am not the one who told the truth +I am not the one who came on to you" +You got fear,"You got uncertainty +And You got doubt +These are feelings +That as a human +You can’t live without +So let it come +Don’t be undone +It’s just your feelings +It’s not FUD" +Milk from an almond,"Spilled into a puddle +Silk spun in a diamond +Wrapped around a poodle +If you care what the words mean to you +Say UGGGH +Say UGGGH +If you care what the world doesn't give you +Say NOOOO +Say NOOOO +Hold your body straightened +Tap your feet in rhythm +Stretch till you are lengthened +Shadows all gone and sins forgiven +If you care what the words mean to you +Say UGGGH +Say UGGGH +If you care what the world doesn't give you +Say NOOOO +Say NOOOO" +I’m on my way downtown,"I got the wind at my back +My pockets are full of air +And my energy tapped +And I’m feeling +Like a villain +There’s an old saying +That you only get what you give +But I hold on so tight +That it makes my head spin +I’m a tree in the forest +And I fall for days +Nobody hears me +Or the songs I play +There’s a hole in the universe +Where time leaks out +It looks like death +It makes a horrible sound +On my way to the bottom +I passed some friends +They helped me down +I’m on my way back up again" +Happy Birthday,"Let us help you celebrate it the right way +Like it rockin’ +Playing video games +And let me know if I mispronounce your name +Happy Birthday +Lizzie Cuevas +Happy Birthday +Lizzie Cuevas +Happy Birthday +Lizzie Cuevas +Someday you’ll marry masterchief +I know this to be true +And sail around the glowing stars +Just so true a view +And on the game’s radar +Well, a wild thing occurs +It’s orbit flowers sent by a secret admirer +So Happy Birthday +Lizzie Cuevas +Happy Birthday +Lizzie Cuevas +Happy Birthday +Lizzie Cuevas +Happy Birthday" +Bob Morris did a small amount of web based research,"and what he found was disturbing +Planned Parenthood is sexualizing young girls +Through the girl scouts +Liberal progressive troop leaders will indoctrinate the +the girls in their troop +encouraging them to get abortions and have anal sex +and they're not allowed to pray +the girls are instructed to study role models +and of the fifty that they list +only 3 are religious the rest are feminazis +lezzy lezzy lesbos and communists +so send your kids to catholic church +that's the safest place for them +or they can play football at penn state +like a real american +bob morris found that transgender boys +are permitted to join a troop +performing crafts and doing overnight stays +just like any real girl +just like any real girl +believe it +the girl scouts must be stopped! +don't eat their cookies +don't be fooled by their cuteness +it's just a sex school liberal plot" +Before the beginning,"Forget the big bang +I’m talking beyond even beyond beyond +where things don’t change +When there is nothing +That exists +All you are left with +Is an ellipse +Put on your makeup +Take off your dress +Cuz nobody’s sure +What happen’s next +Beneath the rubble +Does anything grow +Where is my body +Does anyone know +After the ending +Forget heat death +I’m talking when somewhere is no-nowhere +And nothing is left +All of your problems +Are small next to this +Expanding universe +One big ellipsis" +I had another day in Hollywood,"Where I knew I was just as good +as they say But +I could not get away I had another +trance in all my days down my pants +Where I get away from it all and +I feel small when I crawl away Oh +you could feel how hot it is in +this room You +don't understand why I just am making this +up Not +that good I gotta go pick up Jupiter +Walking outside in the heat I don't wanna +go outside but I gotta Oh +geez Thanks +for all the questions and responses And +yeah I don't know if I mentioned this +I've been working a lot on making a +new album and so there's a lot of +days where I'm +working on songs that you guys won't hear +until the album comes out Here's +one such track that I'm +working on Let's +see Just +give you a little taste here Wait +Give you a little taste Got +these lights which makes it extra hot in +here It's +very hot in here Here's +a little bit of what it sounds Anyway +so So +I spent all day working on that and +then I had no time to work on +my songs I have to go get Jupiter +It's also frustrating because either I'm +working on stuff that's work related or I'm +working on my own stuff and feeling guilty +because there's no money coming in So +it's a very stressful situation If +you want to help you could donate as +little as a dollar a month to Patreon +which very much helps If +I could somehow make enough on Patreon +that I didn't have to worry about it +then I could only work on that stuff +But I understand if you can't because we're +all poor Ah +that's for the screenshot Okay +All right I'll +do another answer thing next week Next +week Yeah +next week" +Ice King Ninja Christmas Party,"There's a Christmas Tree +In the Secret Ninja Room +and It's all decked out +With boughsc of jolly holly +Lights are strung +Among blades and throwing stars +Stacks of greeting cards +Have been filled out for the party +The Ice King is baking a fruit cake +Gunter is dancing to a playlist of his favorite songs +It's a Merry Christmas Ninja Party +The Ice King has invited everybody +Will anyone show +And help build men out of snow +Or will the Ice King spend Christmas alone" +I’m the party that never starts,"I’m the red sea that never parts +The anime eyes that never hearts +I’m the one I’ve got +I’m the clock runs out of time +I’m Nickelodan without any slime +I’m the sadness of Optimus Prime +I’m the one I’ve got +I’m the Donkey Kong high score +I’m the feeling of wanting more +All the stars in Mario 64 +I’m the one I’ve got +I’m the forks and I’m the knives +The traffic on the 405 +I’ve never felt more alive +I’m the one I’ve got +I’m the rejected fruit that’s bruised +I’m the noro virus cruise +I’m the apple that eve refused +I’m the one I’ve got +I’m the shark that eats the boat +I’m the mutant turtle toad +I’m the word stuck in the throat +I’m the one I’ve got" +Digging a hole in the backyard we're digging,"a hole and that's why that's the wrong +question we're digging a hole Tomorrow +we're gonna dig a hol Yesterday +we dug a hole Today +we dig a hole but the day after +tomorrow we won't dig a hole we're digging +a hole Baby +baby baby we're digging a hole Whoa +we're digging a hole yeah we're digging a +hole Digging +a hole in the backyard Digging +a hole in the middle of summer Digging +a hole Fireflies +coming out oh we're digging a hole after +we're done diggin the hole Just +gonna fill it in again after we're done +digging the hole we're gonna go back to +our lives like nothing happened oh we're digging +a hole yeah we're digging a We're +digging a hole we're digging a hole Dig +dig dig dig dig dig dig dig dig +dig dig dig dig dig dig we're digging +a hole we're digging a hole we're digging +a hole Whoa +oh whoa we're digging hole we're digging holes +we're taking the dirt out of the ground +we're digging a hole Whoa +we're digging" +touch the orb,"Oh god +OH GOD +What the heck +I doing here +oh god +OH GOD +The muslim ban +was a bad idea +meanwhile in the Vatican +Pope francis grins and nods +He forgets for just a second +and then, oh no oh god +Move out of my way +My father never loved me +Move out of my way +My wife wishes I were dead +Move out of my way" +Jupiter is flying a kite,"I said +Jupiter is flying a kite +Everything feels right +He's flying a kite" +Automate your Jesus,"As many as you please it’s +The American way +USA oh oh USA +He’ll wash off all the stink +Of all those thoughts that you been thinking +All day +He’s the automated Jesus in your heart +He puts you back together +When you’ve broken apart +Automate your god +Fits right into the slot +Perfectly +He died for your sins +Now they are making him +Infinitely +Hey, this is a gif +Created by Denis Richter +An artist from Germany +He created it in 3d +It’s commentary +Meant to illicit reactions +Automate devotion +You can let the light in +Easily +No more mess and fuss +No need for dirt and dust +On your knees" +wrong way down a one way tarmac,"made of fools +flocks of chickens block the only route +barnyard johnny swings his ax +without a care +and the chickens scatter everywhere +absolutely everywhere +bureaucratic automatic +touch +reactionary such and such +slam the brake no pull the clutch +it's chess no tetris double dutch +oh +to give me what i want +you'll have to compromise +just admit defeat +and open up the skies +to give me what i want +you'll have to learn to put +the truth before a shoe +that's on the wrong foot +heads explode while points are made +and then unmade +with 8 fluent oz. and a sharpened blade +the chickens will step aside and watch the mighty +hoard +of cattle as they climb on board +they climb climb on board +ostentatiously and without a plan +the chickens do what chickens can +they try to finish what they began +with increasingly half baked demands" +I’m flying on a jet plane over the Atlantic to Vienna,"Trying to explain how not to panic when you hear the call +Airport +They’re sure +They have to time a lot of planes +Taking off on time into the air +I barely spot it +Something on the wing as if in Twilight Zone I am existing +Was it my imagination? +Could it be sinister? +Drink cart +Blink dark +My eyes come into focus +And there’s nothing there" +Steve Jobs,"yelled There’s +too many Apples +on the screen Our +logo is special, we need another icon Susan +Kare looked At +an icon book And +found the Swedish +symbol we rely on And +that icon has been appeared On +every mac we’ve ever owned And +it originated from Scandinavian +castle called Borgholm +Don’t throw away your notebooks They +might get acquired by MoMA +woman saw the bomb icon And +thought her mac would explode Chicago +could have been called Elephont +And it came back on the iPod OK +used to be DO +IT But +people read it as DOLT +May Li’s +practicing humility As +a design practice She’s +doing all she can to understand humans Ashley +doesn’t know The +tech specs of her macs She +wants to make your heart sing, that’s what +gets her movin’ Standing +at the crossroads Of +technology and liberal arts Inside +the Emoji +Chamber Thumbs +up, smily face, heart heart heart Thousands +of icons for hundreds of companies Art +history background Took +typography books to the interview at Apple +Some graph paper images inspired icons that ended +up in the mac Don’t +throw away your stuff, it might get acquired +MoMA OK +used to be DO +IT which read as DOLT +Chicago font came back on the iPod Everyone +can project themselves onto something simple Was +told nobody would ever see the system failure +icon (Saw the bomb and thought the Mac +would explode) How +many apps could there be - her system +would be fine forever Who +uses an hourglass, let’s get on with it +There are too many Apples +on the screen! Our +logo is special On +the ride from the airport see the command +key everywhere Command +key is Borgholm +castle 1 level of undo seemed miraculous If +you like needlework, you’ll love bitmap design Use +your brain and wrist - concept is wedded +to what you’re designing Windows +had bad colors They +should have called it Francisco +Sans Let’s +get some shading on the stop sign May +Li Khoe +We have a bad rap for being cocky +assholes Being +humble as a design practice Innovation +comes form being humble and open So +many ideas thrown out at apple Doing +everything you can to understand human beings Placeholder +guy Imperfections +make us human Doesn’t +know the tech specs of her Macs +If the sound were on you’d be crying +Edwin Land +inspired Steve +Jobs Type +A and so was going to learn C++ +in 21 days The +emoji chamber" +He was given a guitar When,"he was 9 years old And +soon busking for money On +the streets of Beaumont +He left home at 16 And +went to Jasper +Texas Where +he sang and played On +the radio station George +Jones Hard +livin' man He +was married to Tammy +Wynette He +was married 4 times total He +rode a lawn mower 8 miles to get +liquor when hi 2nds wife hid the car +keys They +called him No +Show Jones +When he was too drunk to play shows +And they also called him possum Which +I think is kind of awesome George +Jones Hard +livin' man Frank +Sinatra called him the second greatest singer in +America And +most people consider him the greatest country voice +of all time He +was often broke He +once lent his name to dog food He +had more than 150 hits Throughout +his long career Now +we say goodbye I'll +say so long To +George Jones +That hard livin' man 212 734 4832" +"Worf, Worf","He loves prune juice of course +He’s got a son named Alexander +They don’t always see eye to eye +Worf, Worf +He’s a great warrior +His mom and dad are human +They love their little boy +Worf, Worf +He would break down any door +To save a member of the crew +And I think he would save you +Worf, Worf +Walked the rite of ascension course +His friends had his back +While poking him with electric sticks" +Here we go down road called I don't,"know where I watch the sun cross the +sky at a time called I don't know +when I turn grey and the shower drain +fills up with hair Time +stretches out and sits on the head of +a pin I calls it just like I +see it But +when I want it and I need it +I don't just reach out and take it +I don't burn bridges and I don't break +em I build With +my two hands I try to understand And +each day each brick Through +sweat so thick My +heart can only be filled Thoughts +racin by faster than I can catch Snow +falling slowly down the alleyway Supervillian +schemes for which I no match I can't +ever lose if I simply don't play I +show my hand early and often I let +you know that I think you're awesome I +don't just reach out and take what I +want I'm +just a man comes from vermont" +Heat wave in L.A.,"Tornado in New York +Time to deny me, some climate change +Crawl into a hole +No it’s not, it’s not, it’s not happening +No it’s not, it’s not, it’s not happening +Go to the internet +You can’t predict earthquakes +But let me remind you +Lest you forget +They can predict climate change +No it’s not, it’s not, it’s not happening +No it’s not, it’s not, it’s not happening +It’s not the end of days +That the Bible speaks about +It’s not the Myan calendar +That the crazies dream about +It’s not magnetic shifting +Of the poles, of the poles +It’s humans and it’s nature +And it’s taking its tolls +Lakes are drying up +The water’s running out +The oceans are dying quick +The oil didn’t help +No it’s not, it’s not, it’s not happening +Close your eyes +No it’s not, it’s not, it’s not happening +Close your eyes +That’s all you get" +If you’re looking for stock illustrations video or,"photos There’s +only one place in all the internet that +you should know You’ll +find music there and sound effects and 3d +things They +call it royalty free because it’s the stuff +of kings Pond5 +You’ll find smiling male manager seeks business success +And female hands touching beautiful buttocks in jeans +Joyful female in high jump over green grassland +And man with a pillow dreaming resting peacefully +with serenity You’ll +find human hands holding a model of a +house against a nature background An +angry young boy, agriculture and popcorn And +diet scare woman on white with snack food +You will always find just what you’re looking +for You'll +find sad woman on a couch being consoled +by her sister Ethnically +diverse group of young men Couple +who are not talking to one another You'll +find what you need they've got hundreds of +thousands" +when we all have laid our eggs,"and made our many journeys +do we all lay down our heads +and rest on penguin gurneys? +NO! +We set up the PA system +and plug in the penguin IPODs +for when our penguin work is done +we shake off the shackles of penguindom +hop on in the water's great +don't be shy and don't be late +we may be birds but we can't fly +so we drink martini's dry! +I'm gonna dance with Sally and Jane +I'm gonna dance till i go insane! +I'm gonna to the rhthym of the storm +we'll dance to the global warming" +Sometimes I think that I’m going to die,"Maybe have an aneurism or something coronary +If I don’t calm down and feel the light +Then I can’t see when life seems narrow and scary +Narrow and scary +Sometimes this body just feels too big +Other times I wish I was taller than I am +I can build a castle out of grass and twigs +With a few cinder blocks, a foundation +foundation +Pieces fall +Pieces fit +Pieces break +Pieces stick +If I can hear your voice then I’m in the real world +Mind and time and space there’s no way to be sure +Pieces spiral +Pieces drown +One piece lost +One piece found +Ohhh, ohhh" +Hey Kristopher,"You were doctor of the month this year +Eating Bacon +cheeseburger pizza from God +fathers Hey +Kristopher I know ticks are a fear But +Sporty and Rachel +will keep you safe when you're hiking in +Nisswa Some +patients call you Ken +on account of your hair You +wear a fuzzy brown robe that makes you +look like a bear You +love having your own den and eating Chewy +Sweet Tarts +And Sporty +and Rachel +love you with all of their hearts So +Hey Kristopher +Merry Christmas +Merry Christmas +from your wife You +are her Besty +For the rest of your life Hey +Kristopher Merry +Christmas Time +to build with Lego +blocks Maybe +watch some Voyager +I'm mad at you, fox Hey +Kristopher Hey +Kristopher You're +getting buff at Bar +Starz And +at combat conditioning You're +playing risk every month And +taking your vitamins Taking +Sporty to the butterfly house And +hanging with Mark +Terveen Eating +those lemon blueberry waffles and bacon You +can fall asleep in exactly 3 seconds You +can fix those sprinkler heads anytime they break +And I know you'll write a best selling +novel someday Science +fiction and amazon prime Jazz +Hands for your son Rubik's +cube and Egypitian +talk And +being super nice to everyone Drinking +Burn and mint condition And +playing guitar and piano Working +on your magazine and dreaming of the weather +San Francisco +So Hey +Kristopher Merry +Christmas Merry +Christmas from your wife You +are her Besty +For the rest of your life Hey +Kristopher Merry +Christmas Time +to build with Lego +blocks Maybe +watch some Voyager +I'm mad at you, fox Hey +Kristopher" +Cam K and Sam K are the best of friends,"He’s the Robin to her Batman +He’s a german sheperd +she’s a Pomeranian +And now to Colorado he is movin’ +He keeps old letters in a drawer in his room +He’s always strong for other people, that’s how he do +She made an MMO for him about murdering their friends +He wrote her eulogy, she wrote him a poem +They are soulmates in every way +Except the sex way +He’s an actor and she writes plays +And now he’s got to go away +Cam fights for those who can’t fight themselves +He can make people laugh just raining an eyebrow +He’s always smiling, he got voted out +Of the Big Brother mock up at Sam’s mom’s house +He can cook and she can sing +They care for each other more than anything +They share the same favorite color it seems +But she likes army green and he likes lime green" +Whatcha gonna give,"Whatcha gonna take +Whatcha gonna leave behind? +Who will remember you? +What will they remember? +How often will you cross their minds? +Is it just the things you do? +Is that how they’ll remember you? +Is it just the things you make? +Will they last til the break of dawn? +In a thousand centuries +When the sun is collapsing on itself +And the sun has been consumed +Humans scattered about +Will they speak your name? +On a distant ship somewhere +Filled with all the hopes and dreams +Of humanity +Filled with all the worried mothers +And their combative teens +Will they call out your name? +Will they call +Whisper your name? +Whatcha gonna give +Whatcha gonna take +Whatcha gonna leave behind? +Who will remember you? +What will they remember? +How often will you cross their minds? +How often will your cross their minds? +How often will your cross their minds?" +Doing what I look around the house and,"the kids are blowing bubble outside while she +cleans the AC +units that I brought up from the basement +And wandering around wondering how I got so +lucky I don't know Wonder +do deserve all this It's +so easy to take it off for granted +It's life And +I decided to put the camera over there +Cause I never put it over there before +And sometimes I think that I think that +it Sometimes +I think it gets a little boring just +looking at me sitting in the same spot +every day Yeah +Yeah Just +looking at me sitting in the same spot +every day Hey +Hey And +I don't know anything at all I say +that a lot because I mean it I +don't know anything The +whole family's coming over Cause +we're gonna celebrate a lot of birthday My +son and my daughter Me +and my mother all happen Now +we got a cake in everything Ooh +We got a cake in everything What +I'm trying to say is it's just like +just Sunday +What I try to say is this just +like Just +like a Sunday +I'm trying to feel grateful So +easy to take from grabbing I focus on +the things I don't And +the things I don't have All +the things I don't have The +things I don't have But +the truth is that I have everything that +I ever wanted That +I ever wanted Every +single thing that I ever ever wanted I +have everything that I ever wanted And +I here at the end of capitalism I +somehow feel like I don't have enough Like +I don't have enough Like +I don't have enough" +rWhat can we do,"To make it go smoothly +Design a better experience +For these employees +What can we do +Talkin’ bout strategy +Design a better experience +For these employees +Can you predict the future of comms +Or is the future right now +Did you turn in early last night +Or stay out with the dry cows +Don’t go chasing gimmicks +Please stick to the trends +Don’t be afraid to tell employees +What you are doing for them +Sharepoint - UGH +Distros - UUUUGH +Just make it pretty - UUUUUUUUGH +Is your +message authentic +Is it information overload +Are you more likely to get a tweet from Kanye West +Than an email from your CEO +Excuse me Mr. C-Suite +Your feedback is thoroughly vague +I’m trying to do my job +And you’re kinda gettin’ in my way +Some leaders aren’t warm and fuzzy +Maybe give them a Hershey’s kiss +powerpoint deck is not a story +Never waste a good crisis +The building emergency has been cleared +You may return to your normal activity +Sharepoint - UGH +Distros - UUUUGH +Just make it pretty - UUUUUUUUGH +Some days it’s death by email +But the dark side makes it real +Trust is not given or earned +Trust is a feelin’ you feel +Well I declare, Fuggetabout it +Hush your mouth, Bless your heart +Some of my best friends +Are in HR +It’s bigger than benefits +You can make them want to stay +Get a seat at the table +When decisions are being made +Is it a newsletter nobody reads +Or snackable videos" +Okay as long as you all can hear,"me plant my seeds and grow a community +Bubble tea pizza work test bubble tea raccoon +liquid Let's +go Let's +go Let's +fucking go Pickles +Oh yeah go Let's +fucking go Have +some pickles Thoughtfully +in South +America Cryptopunk +South America +and you're crying mochi W +W a M +I trees Whoa +chicken Funky +monkey John +Hillis John +Hillis What +the fuck is John +Hillis John +Hillis What +the fuck is W +a m Maple +syrup dick bud Matthew +shame John +Hillis Outdoor +cats Mike +ready do huddle high Mark +Nicole Nick +Davis co Nicole +Nicole Sticky +smash like o Go +Bruce Willis +John Hillis +Mediocrity Mediocrity +Will Smith +Slap traffic cone Oh +we love song a day We +love songs Somebody's +really spamming the song a day thing there +Okay Whack +a mole Bagels +bagels dowels Price +floor price for whack a mole Poutine +vibe Spam +stick together Hot +dog chef pastries You +rock man Red +emerald and communism in Williamsburg +Oh yeah Oh +an airdrop Yeah +yeah See +we love poops Well +s c o 5 I love you too +Eggplant communities can't beat the heat Stop +Sp Stay +composable Sweet +phrase Reveal +We love sound of day Community +Community Community +Our community Our +community Community +Our community Community +Oh yeah Don't +keep DNA +and sh Drunk +Drunk kick Oh +God it's going so fast Gravity +YC Is +irrelevant Cause +we got club That's +course YC +YC is relevant Cause +we got club now Black +Combinator's irrelevant Cause +we got club now Y +combinator's irrelevant Cause +we got club now Black +Combinator's irrelevant Cause +we got club now Okay +that's the end That's +the end" +Crypto is culture Crypto,"is a vibe this is new and hip +with all the money on one side Crypto +is culture Crypto +is a vibe this is new and hip +with all the money on one side Bitcoin +could be displaced by Ether +Ether could be displaced by Dodge +and then there's Cobra +coin and what could Mongo's +coin do to Cobra +Coin Crypto +is culture Crypto +is alive this is new and hip with +all the money on one side Crypto +is culture Crypto +is alive this is new and hip with +all the money on one side" +I'm not mad at this man's opinion Gas,"tax I'm +not mad Okay +Okay I'm +not mad at this man's opinion We +got b I'm +not mad You +know whatever you I question what you're doing +with gas linings charities and hospitals Whatever +I'm not mad That's +rich But +whatever you I question what you're doing with +gas linings Maybe +some people shouldn't have investors in those private +credit fund the investors in those private credit +Private investors in those private credit fund the +investors in those peace doesn't pay gas tax +Credit investors in those private credit funds The +investors and those private credit funds Private +credit funds Maybe +some people shouldn't have an opinion Sometimes" +"Right click, save as I am very smart","Ha ha I got your ass Now +I own your art Studies +show that you feel different The +moment that you own something And +that’s why these NFTs +Are just a better digital object Bits +and bytes are infinitely Replicated, +true Sure +you saved that gif But +that don’t mean it belong to you Music +has been devalued more and more and more +Because of that repylicatabiltiy I’m +sure Now +a bunch of us are trying to find +another way We +got a ways to go But +deep down I know We +gonna get there some day And +you: You +could help us Instead +of laughing And +yelling at us Yeah +you: See +what you wanna see Please +come talk to me If +you are wondering Instead +of saying Hey! +Randomly I just got inspired and wrote the +Right Click +Save As +song. I am going to put it out +tomorrow. Would +you be up for filming yourself doing the +Right Click +Save As +dance and sending it to me? https://www.dropbox.com/s/lghzm7dg8zjj17j/27%20Right%20Click%2C%20Save%20As.mp4?dl0" +Llamas at the zoo are playing Earthbound,"Zelda and Link are yelling advice +The squirrels are blowing bubbles +And Ms. Marla is very nice +Tacos with sausage and plantains +We drove our cars to Chipotle +My hairline is totally receding +So I want Ice Cream anyway +Pikachu eating bacon and taikies too +With Michael Jackson and Lebron James +My purple shirts all went to heaven +And got to hang out with Kurt Cobain +Labborghinis and pears potatos and groceries +Sandstorm mangu and flappy bird +This song is totally yeet yeet yeet +It’s the weirdest I’ve ever heard +Potato and groceryes +Mangu food from dr +Yeet" +The floor is lava,"The floor is lava the floor is lava +The floor is lava +Lava +The floor is lava the floor is lava the floor is lava +The floor is lava +Lava +The floor is lava +The floor is lava +Lava +The floor is lava +The floor is lava +Lava +The floor is lava +The floor is lava +Lava +The floor is lava +The floor is lava +Lava +The floor is lava +The floor is lava the floor is lava +The floor is lava +Lava +The floor is lava +The floor is lava +The floor is lava +The floor is lava +Flame +The floor is lava +The floor is lava +Lava +The floor is lava +The floor is lava +Lava +The floor is lava +The floor is lava +Lava +The floor is lava +The floor is lava +The floor is lava +The floor is lava +Lava +The floor is lava +The floor is lava +Lava +The floor is lava +The floor is lava +Lava +The floor is lava +The floor is lava +The floor is lava +The floor is lava +Lava" +I am sitting at the airport,"and I really have to pee +But I'm charging at an outlet +And i don't want to lose it +Muzak is playing +And my bladder is very full +I'm flying on a red eye +So i'm doing my song now +This is the 5th or 6th song +I've written like this +Sitting in an airport +Sitting in an airport" +take all of your anxiety,"take all of your fear +take all your disappointment +all that stuff that accumulates over the year +take everything that didn't work out right +take all your sorrow and loss +put it all into a bucket +put it all in a bucket +then start letting it go like a boss +cause then, you're gonna take out your rocket launcher +and your gonna point, you're gonna aim +you're gonna fire that rocket at the bucket +and all that stuff is gone back to from whence it came +All the bullshit +And all the assholes +And all the trauma +And the politicians +And the loneliness +And the sense of impending doom +now you are free +free to move on +2012 is the year for you +2011 is gone" +I'm in a bad mood when it's time,"to leave I'm +in a bad mood When +I didn't get enough sleep I'm +in a bad mood when I got a +headache I'm +in a bad mood when it's time to +do Bad +mood bad bad mood I'm +in a bad mood I'm +in a bad mood when we gotta get +in the car and drive very very very +far A +bad mood far I'm +in a bad mood when I gotta do +my song I'm +in a bad mood I hope it don't +last long Bad +bad mood I'm +in a bad bad mood I'm +in a bad bad mood I'm +in a bad bad I'm +in a bad mood Sometimes +I don't even know why I'm +in a bad mood I want everything to +die I'm +in a bad mood when things don't go +my way I'm +in a bad mood and I think why +should I complain I'm +in a bad bad mood I'm +in a bad bad mood I'm +in a bad bad mood I'm +in a bad bad mood I'm +in a bad bad mood I'm +in a bad bad mood I'm +in a bad bad mood I'm +in a bad bad bad bad bad bad" +Standing in the rain Waiting,"for the train Oh +I'm standing in the rain waiting for the +train And +I'm standing in the rain waiting for the +train Train +only comes one once an hour The +train only comes once an hour And +I'm standing in the rain Waiting +for the train I just got off the +plane Now +I'm waiting for the train I gonna go +to the hotel to the hotel I gonna +go to the hotel It's +just about 10 minutes then we'll see the +train just gonna be 10 minutes and then +we'll see the train See +the train in the rain See +the train" +I’ll tell you a tale with an ironic twist,"About a felony that I might commit +Yes, I am destined, determined to break the law +All because I want to sell my songs +To strangers +Last year I wrote a folk song for +An army led by Elizabeth Warren +She’s bound and determined to bring us all down +The song that I wrote well it made the rounds +On Twitter +I minted that song like any other day +And a bidding war started immediately +And when the dust settled, one winner emerged +5.324 eth was the amount that I earned +I don’t know their name, or their address +Their social security, or anything else +I got an ENS name, but that wouldn’t be enough +But 5.3 eth was above +Ten thousand dollars +Cuz you see there’s a law on the books now +That says that what i did was criminal +Accepting that money in exchange for a song +So this song that I sing will be minted as well +And sold as editions just like any day else +4500 copies if one person should buy +Then unless with this law I somehow comply +I’ll have a felony, so no voting rights +But I’m just writing songs, trying to get by +Provide for my family every day I try +My best" +Baby is sick Mommy,"is sick Papa +is sick Everybody's +sick I have a hundred and one fever +right now Fever +right now Mama +has got a hundred and two fever right +now fever right now baby has got 1035 +fever right now and we're all sick we're +all sick we're all sick and it's time +to go to sleep" +I’ve got something to tell,"I’ve not been sleeping well +It makes everything hard +Even just playing in the yard +With the kids +Maybe it’s all the stress +Or anxiety what a mess +I try not to take I hard +While playing out in the yard +With the kids +With the kids +They don’t want to go outside +With the kids +But then they have a good time +With the kids +If I couldn’t care +I’d hibernate like a bear +Living off the fat and lard +Then I couldn’t play in the yard +With the kids +Oh well I guess I’ll try +To go to sleep early tonight +Falling asleep isn’t hard +Neither is playing in the yard +With the kids" +My dad is my hero,"And I have 4 sons +And no women worked at Bain +And I want to close +Planned Parenthood +Cancer screening for women down the drain +But when I was gov +I found some love +I said bring me women please +And my staff oh bless +They acquiesced +As evidenced by these +Binders full of women +Binders full of women +Binders full of women +Oh yeah +Binders full of women +I got em right where I want em +There's a joke about how I'm mormon +Oh yeah" +The moon is moving farther away Oh,"And the universe expands indefinitely Oh +And I'm +just a speck Just +a speck Okay +Okay Sitting +out on the deck Sitting +out on the deck all day Watching +the stars roll away Roll +away Roll +away I'm +just a speck in the dust I'm +littler than a turtle that eating the crust +of the mantle and the earth will fall +into disarray Disarray +someday But +hopefully not today The" +He wanted to be president,"And now he’ll be locked up +For all the pain he caused +And all the lives he fucked +And speaking of fucking +His ex just did him in +He was her lover and her boss +She’ll send him to prison +SBF, You’re fucked +SBF, you’re fucked +The defense has found their footing +But they are bound to slip +The evidence is too damning +It was a dictatorship +We’re only one week in to this +Who knows what is to come +But one fact is quite clear +You stole customer funds +And the world is on fire +Nothing seems right +The chaos is spilling out +We’re heading for a long night +And I lost all my money +In the crash you caused +So one thing pleases me +Under man’s and natural laws" +If you voted for him,"Chances are you’re screwed +In a multitude of ways +And the first thing that they’ll do +Is screw you over insurance +It’s about to get much worse +With tax breaks for the 1 percent +While you and your family hurts +And it’s your fault +Yeah it’s your fault +You voted for him +Blame yourself +It’s your fault +If you voted for him +Face it you got duped +I know things maybe weren’t that great +But now you’re in the poop +And furthermore your decision +Screwed it for the rest of us +So I can’t really feel sorry for you +You really messed it up +If you voted for him +I hope you’ll come around +And next time make a better choice +And not follow the sound +Of the blustering hyperbolic +Xenophobic bigot +He’ll take your support +And beat you down with it +And it’s your fault +Yeah it’s your fault +You voted for him +Blame yourself +It’s your fault" +Traffic in LA,"is bad and it's only getting worse Have +you heard what they're doing to the 405, +my God +If only there were something that could cheer +me up So +I could forget this curse Like +a website where i could find Exclusive +access to deals for my Friends +and I, +ohhh oh Social +Buy SocialBuy.com +The deals just roll along Grab +your friends before they're gone Go +and compare The +best deals anywhere Social +Buy The +weather in the Frisco +Bay is so unpredictable The +fog rolls in and then the sun comes +out then it rains I wish there were +something I could count on Cause +this weather takes its toll I need a +website where I can find Deals +from January +to July +Deals to be my guide Social +Buy SocialBuy.com +The deals just roll along Grab +your friends before they're gone Go +and compare The +best deals anywhere Social +Buy" +When you go to the belly of the whale,"You know when you touch your baby's skin +When you go from without to within yourself +That's when you know +That's when you know +That's when you know +That's when you know +Then you go from the tip of the tower +When you sit in silence for one hour +You know when the time ticks just a little bit faster +When the space mixes like a natural disaster +I say +I say +That's when you know +That's when you know +When you know +That's when you know +That's when you know +Oh oh +That's when you know +That it's time to get out now +Get out +Out now +You got to get out +You got to get out" +"There, Their and They're Song",") +T H E R E +It's a place it's a place where you can be +Here, there or in the street +I'm T H E R E +T H E I R +It shows possession, like that's their car +Look at that person playing their guitar +T H E I R +T H E Y ' R E +It's contraction, so easy +They're eating ice cream, they're happy +T H E Y ' R E +T H E R E +It's a place! +T H E I R +Shows possession +T H E Y ' R E +It's a contraction +They're so crazy" +They had me in the vault but they never proved anything,"No they never proved anything +I was on my way to see a man +man about a thing +I had to see a man about a thing, about a thing +man about a thing +You’ll never catch me, coppers +I’ll continue to elude you +Ooooooo +They can’t charge me if they don’t have a case +And anyway, I’m never leaving this place +I’m never leaving this place, never leaving +I get my groceries delivered in a big, red box +And I always have fresh socks +Fresh socks are important, keep my feet warm and dry +You’ll never catch me, coppers +I’ll continue to elude you +Ooooooo +Keep my hiding hole as a great little home +I share it with mice and a garden gnome +garden gnome named Jerry +Another day another dollar, another day without a collar +If you see then holler +I’ll just slip out the back, Jack +Just slip out the back, yeah +You’ll never catch me, coppers +I’ll continue to elude you +Ooooooo +Ooooooo" +Break dancing in outer space,"I think I got something on my face +Mosquitos +Are going to eat me +Lilacs +In zero gravity +Hilarious jokes +Don’t seem to matter +In outer space +It’s hilarious +But I can’t laugh +Can’t laugh and a half +Cause you need math +To go up there +Up there +Where mosquitos +Despair +Cause mosquitos need oxygen to live +Outer space has no oxygen +Outer space has no oxygen +Do we live in reality? +What a stupid question +Maybe these bugs +Above me +Know the answer to that question +If they do +If they do +It’s just a matter of +Commu-nication +They fly +Instead of talk +I talk and I walk +They bite +And they suck +I eat, I shit, I fuck +And I dreammmmmm +I dreammmmmm +Dreammmmm +I dreammmmm +Of outer space +Outer space +The day grows dark +Outer space +This place is missing the mark +These people +And things +And I just wanna sing +Outer space +Outer space" +i got my red robe on and i'm singing a song,"and i'm singing just for you +i got my red robe on and i'm sining a song +and i'm singing just for you +when the robe comes off +then you better be ready +we'll fly off to the moon +when the robe comes off +we'll find our way back home +by the light of a silver spoon" +The message is in the fog,"Whether we listen or not +We are learning to resist +most of us just babies at this +Are we a beast that has awoken +Until the shackles have been broken +Will we take the tyrant down +in a blaze of glory that engulfs this town +I am surrounded by the sound +Of voices rising up +Saying no further that’s enough +You will not defeat this love +I am washed up on the shore +Of we will take no more +You will try to destroy this place +But we will stand and face you +The message is in the fog +They are tying it up in knots +But each day we bring a lowlight +To cut straight through the low life" +I got my head stuck in a jar of honey,"I got my bed covered in dirty money +Now, today, I just want to fly away from here +Today +I got two hands that can break my bones +I got one head that can think when I’m alone +Now, today, I just want to fly away from here +Today +I never told the truth before, it’s true +Not to the inquisitor, or you +I got one feeling that I get all the time +It feels like I’m reeling in the biggest fish in my mind +Now, today, I just want to fly away from here +Today +I got this beard that I’ve been growing +Do I look sorta weird, not like the man you’re knowing +Now, today, I just want to fly away from here +Today" +"Cus it was so good, so good, so","good Cus +it was so good, so good, so good +So I put in Half +Life 2 But +then I remembered That +I hadn’t played Half +Life 1 before I hadn’t played Half +Life 1 before Couldn’t +play it on my Mac +That made me sad Called +around to GameStop +There’s, like, 4 within biking distance One +of them happened to have it Valve, +Oh Valve +I love how you work on games til +they’re perfect Valve, +Oh Valve +every single game I play, I love it +But, on the other hand, where is Half +Life 3 or Half +Life episode 3, whatever Valve, +Oh Valve +I swear I swear I swear, I swear +I’m not ungrateful I’m +not ungrateful, I just love your games and +I want to play some more I know +you’ll make some more, and take your time +with it But +patience is not my best attribute I am +loyal and creative, but patience does not go +on my resume I will replay, replay all +your games Because +I don’t like most games that come out +today The +last game that I really liked, aside from +Portal 2, was Limbo +So Valve, +Oh Valve +please don’t take too much longer on it +Cus we want it, you know we want +Our days are spent obsessing our nights are +haunted, Our +nights are haunted by it, Valve +So just give us Half +Life 3 or Half +Life Episode +3, whatever you’re going to call it Because +we want it right now Please, +you just put out Portal +2, I know But +we still really want to play it so +Valve, Oh +Valve I love you ooo ooooo" +First thought you have,"Just go with that +Don’t worry about +Anything else +Everything you need +Is in that thought +Follow through +With all you got +First thought, Best Thought +First thought you find +Inside your mind +It’s there because +You need it then +Don’t think just act +Fall through the cracks +On the other side +Is open wide" +Can you be my friend,"Can you carry the whole thing +My name is +Ro +How do +I call you +And your creatures too with their tiny way tiny" +I’m more sick,"Even more sick than I was +That’s what happens +What not getting any rest does +I’m more sick +More sick even than I was +That’s what happens +That’s what not getting any rest does +And I’m gonna throw a party +I gotta throw a party +Gotta play a show on Sunday +Gotta play a show on Sunday +I’m more sick +Even more sick than I was +That’s what happens +What not getting any rest does +All I wanna do is sleep, sleep +All I wanna do is sleep, sleep +Eat some soup +Uh soup +Eat the soup, soup, soup +And tea +I’m more sick +Even more sick than I was +That’s what happens +What not getting any rest does" +She never wants to wash her hands,"Threenager in quarantine +She makes endless demands +Threenager in quarantine +She’s got no impulse control +Threenager in quarantine +Look at her wrong and she might explode +Threenager in quarantine +You know sometimes she’s the sweetest +Threenager in quarantine +Now she’s screaming for no reason +Threenager in quarantine +You don’t know if she’ll kiss or kick you +Threenager in quarantine +But chances are she’ll also lick you +Threenager in quarantine +She’s got unicorns in her belly +And Spiderman in her ear +Frozen and Moana songs +Are all she wants to hear +She loves to dump everything +Out onto the floor +Now there is a big girl" +then when coast is clear,"we'll strike at once +we'll cut defenses down +fight without fear +know the journey's long +know no guarantee +know each other +know your brother well +and we'll know victory +a hand, a mighty hand +an arrow straight and true +but we're glad oh +for the shadow falls +on me and you +city on the hill +we die so she can live +the blood we shed +honors the dead that +have nothing left to gives +so sing my brother's sing +it's closer than you think +the king has a bottom +through which death has brought him +back from the brink" +He's a wild card,"Working so hard +To not care what you think +But he cares what you think +And he knows what his limits are +He's a mad man +Out among the badlands +And he speaks in cliches +And he's blinded by days +That stretch out to the sky and beyond +People will recognize hope in his eyes +And they cling to it like it's their life +But he can only take +What he can carry +And the days all go by so quick +Master and slave +And other outdated +Systems that stick +To the ribs all so thick +They fall away with a command +Boiling blood +And the hand in the glove +That wouldn't fit +But for fingers that cut +For the good of the hand +People will recognize hope in his eyes +And they cling to it like it's their life +But he can only take +What he can carry +And the days all go by so quick" +Sometimes when you cry,"I have no idea why +Is it just the mood you’re in +Or has something gone awry? +It’s the only way +You can communicate +few babbling words +And gestures that you make +But still when I wake up +To your crying it is tough +It’s exhausting for me +And for you I know it must +Be quite tiring +To always be crying +I look forward to the day +You’re not crying all the time +Sometimes when you cry +I have no idea why +Is it just the mood you’re in +Or has something gone awry? +It’s not your nap time yet +Not time to rest your head +I know let’s check +If your diapie’s wet +Oh look there’s a poop +Now we’re in the soup +Put a new diaper on +Now you’ll stop won’t you? +Nope it didn’t help +You’re still beside yourself +I try to feed you oatmeal +But you won’t open your mouth +So you drink some momma milk +And for a second you’re tranquil +But as soon as the milk is gone +The tears begin to fill +I take your temperature +Up your bum for sure +But it’s well below +The levels of a fever" +When I run out of things to say,"I will just start over +It's not the words anyway +It's how you put them together +When you break me down +Into my constituent parts +Do I resonate with a sound +That rattles your bones and your hearts +I can run 5 miles +And walk 30 more +I can lift heavy objects +I'm stronger than I look +You can have my heart +It's already yours +You can hear all my thoughts +Read me like a book +When you run out of things to write +You will just keep writing +You don't need to be too bright +You just need to keep fighting +Everything that you could ever say +Has been said before +But that's not a discouraging way +It's the freedom to explore" +I’m a wild bird,"Making lots of noise +With a million colors +I get all the boys +They come to the yard +Bathing in the sunlight +We go at it hard +I tell them that they’re all right +And I won’t have your baby +Cuz i got these wings +I’ll let you stand near me +If you bring me rocks and things +And if you’re careful when we +Are bathing in the starlight 0 +I will then let you befriend me +And tell you that you’re all right +And I killed you sister +Cause she looked at me wrong +Now I’m standing with her +In the power of her song +If you struggle I will eat you +So don’t put up a fight +First I will defeat you +And then I’ll tell you that you’re all right" +I had to turn on all the fans,"I had to take off all my pants +I had to sit down on the floor +so you couldn't see me anymore Anymore +Oh that's what I'm +talking about I'm +talking about That's +what I talking about Had +to put you in a bowl so you +wouldn't steal my soul Had +to eat a pizza pie Cause +it got too late to hang me out +too dry Oh +that's what I'm +talking about That's +what I am talking about Had +to sweep you under the rug Had +to give you a great big hug Now +Jupiter's talking to me I'm +here alone with him don't you see an +O Oh +oh yeah That's +what I'm +talking about That's +what I'm +talking I'm +talking about Can +you say can you say That's +what I'm +talking about That's +what I'm +talking about Oh +that's what I'm +talking about That's +what I'm +talking about Oh +that's what I'm +talking about Oh +oh That's +what I'm +talking about That's +what I am talking about Wait +It has a green screen See +because the plant has a green screen It +has another green screen here Oh +there's more green Yeah" +Quantum physics in canada,"Bunnies unicorns and furries +Love in the time of purple +Caleb likes to bury +His rejection in the love +Upside down spaghetti haters +Pinepple makes my tongue hurt +Karate is good for masticaters +pineapple +karate +Quantum physics +canada +Bunnies +Unicorns and furries +love +purple +Caleb +Rejection +Work it" +Let's fix this light,"Above the stairs +It's been out for far too long +People come +At night alone +And I'm scared something will go wrong +There's a criminal element +Among the gasoline and cement +They've done wrong before and they'll do it again +So let's fix the light +Let's fix the light +Above the bath +I'm sick of bathing in the dark +I'm so soapy +And I can't see +I can't only hear the beat of my heart +Bubbles burst and are reborn +Somewhere a dog barks forlorn +motorcycle and angry horn +So let's fix the light +Let's fix the light +Where it's never been +Let's cast new shadows on the ground +In the darkest places +Where dark erases +Let's let the light fall down down down +Deep in your gut are bacteria +To them light would be mysterious +I wonder what they would think of it +So let's fix the light" +Ted Cruz is a shart on a first date.,"Ted Cruz is like hitting a parked car. +Ted Cruz is worse than bacne. +Is a human anal suppository. +Ted Cruz is as close to a busted +toilet seat as one man can get. +He’s like finding a dead mouse in a wall +fleshy robot stuck on smug." +What if something,"Appears that shouldn’t +You can dismiss it +Or accept there is more to the world +Than you think +What if you walk +Along and everything +That you see +Is more than what you see +The spaces that appears +To be empty +Is a secret +Door to another world" +She’s in the kitchen and she hangs her head,"And I regret what I just said +And there’s a wide gap stuck in between +What I say and what I mean most of the time +I’ve climbed too high and now I can’t breathe +I’m trying to hide what’s underneath +Distract myself with rectangles +That make me feel like all I do is shout +I don't want to soldier on blindly +iffen I find me +acting unkindly +When my heart is sinking +If I say what I’m thinking +I don’t want it to hurt +I talk a lot about what I feel +And I try to hide what I think is real +I always feel like I’m out of touch +Or maybe I just think too much, I guess +Some days I’m standing facing a wall +Some days I’m standing straight and tall +Some days are like the LA river +And some days I just hold on for dear life +I don't want to soldier on blindly +iffen I find me +acting unkindly +When my heart is sinking +If I say what I’m thinking +I don’t want it to hurt" +50 degrees in February,"Climate change is not real 50 degrees in +February and the rain falls down on the +sidewalk the rain falls down on the sidewalk +as I'm +walking the stroller the stroller the stroller the +stroller the red red stroller 50 degrees in +February 50 degrees right now don't get the +wrong idea this is perfectly normal don't look +at those clouds Pouring +down the rain on me and the stroller +Pouring down the rain on me and the +stroller as we stroll along" +You want the world,"To be so orderly +You try to categorize your feelings +When things get messy +You don't know how to be +You sit there staring at the ceiling +You look at me and you see chaos +You look at me and you see darkness +You look at me and you see everything that you can't stand +When you look at me +You hold yourself +To the highest standard +And the world don't measure up +Pure perfection +Is what you're demanding +Pretty good's never good enough +The only problem is that life is not that way +The only problem is that you're always disappointed +The only problem is there are other ways to live +That's the only problem +I just think +You might be happier +Feeling satisfaction now and then +Not living in it +Just getting with it +And seeing how it feels in your skin +But what do I know, I'm just naked all the time +But what do I know, I'm made out of blood and guts +But what do I know, I'm just another human +What do I know?" +I'm stuck in a well,"But don't send help +Though my fingers are prunes +And i've been here since noon +I've got lotsa fresh agua +And a little pet frogga +I don't need to be saved +I'm doing OK +My senses are heightened +And I'm not even frightened +I could live here +For a couple of years +Maybe work on my book +Maybe learn how to cook +Maybe write some songs +Maybe learn the drums +Maybe learn how to code +I could learn from this toad +He's a very nice fellow +So very mellow +He just sat there relaxed +As I lick his back +Oh what;s the matter +No, don't drop that ladder +No, don't pick me up +I'm a stick in the mud +Don't take me away +I'd rather just stay +Don't take me away +I'd rather just stay" +Day three of feeling the same,"My head hurts and my snot is thick +My son and wife have got it too +Oh oh +What we gonna do +What we gonna do +What we gonna do +O +God damn this delta variant +I do not like it +I want it to die +And +I think it belongs in a zoo +What are we gonna do +What are we gonna do +What are we gonna do +Day three with +C +O +V +I +D +Yeah +Put it in your pocket with the other +And then take yourself up into the blue +What are we gonn +What are we gonna do +What are we gonna do" +There's a fawn,"In the forest +And it's gone +Before you know it +Everybody's talking all at once +I can't keep up with the conversation +Chicken and egg I'm on the fence +i just let loose my inspiration +There's a tree +In the meadow +And it's me +When I let go +The other trees all whispering +What are they talking, what are they talking about? +They know all of life's mysteries +But still they gossip keeping their voice down" +Some people have unfettered access,"To confidence +It’s like where do they get it? +Where does it come from? +That kind of attitude has just +Never made sense +To me, not since I was just a +Wee lad, howling at the moon +Where do you get +All this self esteem +Always believing today +Is the best you can be +I haven’t had it +Since I was at least 17 +Pure confidence +That just isn’t me +Some people can’t get out of bed +Some can’t leave the house +Some can’t imagine things +Any better than they are right now +As for me I am irritable +And I worry all the time +Maybe I’m too stable to be +The confident kind" +"Battle bed, Rainbow Road, Supertunnel, New Detroit","Cobble Bitch, Shadow Lands, Sam City, Batknight +Wipeout courses, Pig Races, Bill Cosby, Treehouse +Space Needle, Welcome Center, Cake Cake Cake +What's up my babies? Scottland +Ninja will fix it, Scottland +It's my first time! Scottland +Donor Go In There, Scottland +Clark and Zach are having a prank war +Sir Dredgery is an honorable knight +Spin owns slaves George plays drunk +John never spells anything right +Tallman's house always gets blown up. +American gladiator course +Netherwarts School of Magic +Skydicks national forest +Pippy's nuts, Nintendo Land, Brambleberry, Pagoda +National Archive, Scottland General +Where's Rozz?, Ban the bitch!, COME ON!, Chicken balls +Mac's blowjob just call it modern art" +I really want to play with you right now,"But papa’s got to write his song +It’s a perfect day for walking out +But papa’s got to write his song +I know you want to dance around +But papa’s got to write his song +If I pick you up i can’t put you down +So papa’s got to write his +SCREW THIS LET’S GO JUPI!" +it's so dark now but it's only getting,"lighter you and me can make it through +the winter if we bundle up together prepare +for all kinds of weather drink some hot +hot chicory put aside the bickering Time +for letting go Time +for forgiveness See +the couple out there Skating +on the ice They +could fall through At +any moment, but that's life We +gotta skate anyway And +say yeah all right cool OK +bad stuff happens all the time everywhere and +no one can escape it so you just +prepare Summers +a dream And +spring is a whisper Autumns +an old aunt who Makes +you kiss her Deep +in your heart Where +the wild things are You +know that you'll make it With +a growl and a rawr! Deep +deep down Beneath +the ice and the snow men There's +a green pulse glowing And +a sentiment growing Life +holds on No +matter how desperate When +the dark's all gone You'll +see just why you went through it" +When heaven opens up it’s gates,"And angels all congratulate +You kneel down and get your wings +And St. Peter says pack your things +They ship you off to a far flung spot +Where the lakes are cold and the days are hot +And the cabin in the woods you keep +Falls down around you as you sleep +Tricky now +Tricky tricky now +Don’t get too picky now +Look a gift horse in the mouth +And you might find out just how +An angel can lose her way +millennia in a single day +The universe doesn’t say +One way or another +You’ve got no choice +But to avoid +The dying light +The breathless sigh +The streets are filled with empty cars +I’ll navigate by the stars +The stars are all too far apart +I’ll walk until I lose my heart +The ground is rumbling beneath your feet +I can’t feel nothing below my knees +The stars come back just for a sec +I’ve got this knife for protection +Tricky now +Tricky tricky now +Don’t get too picky now +Look a gift horse in the mouth +And you might find out just how +The world is going to end +Not with a bang but slow descent +Down into the monument +One way or another" +sometimes i hate this human body,"so fragile and perilous +to know that i at any moment +could up and die leaving all of this behind +sometimes it's great pain and pleasure +when I measure the day to day +but I’m subject to shoddy workmanship +planned obsolesce and infinite ways to die +leaving all of this behind +and the tighter that I’m clinging +the harder to let go +and the louder that I’m singing +the more damage to your throat +sometimes the weight of living's heavy +when I know I’m faced with certain doom +sometimes it's just too much to carry +but then there's nothing I can do but try +we satiate all needs and urges +we are social creatures, who need to be loved +no one's immune and you can embrace it +keep your heart open to infinite ways to die +nothing you can do but try +but sometimes i get angry +seriously pissed off +screaming at nobody +the pointlessness of it all +sometimes the straight and narrow message +can get so lost among the noise +two feelings mix in a single moment +unfettered happiness just as i'm poised to cry +we overrate our body's treason +there's no reason, it's just what is +we spend our days in sweet denial +but the early hours bring the infinite ways to die +just as i'm poised to cry" +Here comes Q,"He's looking at you You're +unprepared for what you're gonna go through So +he kicks the ship into the thick of +it God +damn it Q +There's a poor cube and a Shoot +shoot shoot But +now they are immune Fire +the phaser Now +An away mission It's +where we found the bo We +found the board Babies +Cute little boo Sometimes +someone is a son of a gun They +do the wrong thing for the right reasons +Q's a jerk but humans do mess with +things we're not ready to So +cue fool Here's +to you Oh +you gave a glimpse glimpse glimpse Straight +into the Borg +babies Borg +babies So +so cute The +boy babies The +cute little boy baby I love the BO" +2 little kitties sat on a couch,"Purring in the sunlight +Watching TV all day long +And then partying all night +Until one fateful morning +Nibbles looked at Coco +And meowed her big idea +picnic in the jungle +NIbbles and Coco +Picnic in the Jungle x 2 +Nibbles packed the pickles +And Coco packed the carrots +They wandered through the jungle +Among the elephants and parrots +Nibbles had the basket +Coco had the blanket +The day was a 10.2 +If they had to rank it +They met a crocodile who wanted to eat them up +Nibbles scratched his eyes and Coco grabbed his tail +But Crocodile was quite a beast and they weren't strong enough +But just then a hot air balloon came landing on the trail +Nibbles and Coco went soaring oh so highly +Inside they were purring and out site they were smiling +The picnic was a bust but adventure was a' waiting +In their hot air balloon they went up out into safety" +There’s a hospital on the moon,"How did it get there +How did it get there +pack of militant Judoon +They are everywhere +They are everywhere +doctor belongs in the hospital +This doctor belongs in space +It’s getting all timey wimey now +We’ve got no time to waste +Looking for the Plasmavore +Where are they hiding +Where are they hiding +Turning the MRI machine +Into a death ray +Oh that’s really mean +The doctor has got two hearts +And Martha +Today they beat for you +Performing CPR +On the moon +This is the kind of thing +You are bound to do +If you go +If you travel with the doctor +Through the universe +You will laugh +You will cry +You will almost die +You will get hurt" +and growing curious-er,"you watch me every day +about who you are +yesterday i asked you to send me an email +so far 20 of you have +but 169 people have watched yesterday's video +so who are the other 148 +you know that i love you +i am growing curious-er +please send me an email +that would be great +Robert M. +Stuart +Eric F. +Patrick B +Brian W +Paul K +Alijah Cory +Mark +Sean B. +Nicholas +NIck S +Robert K +Greg S +Peter +David s. +Chuck +Nick G +Justin B. +Joe C +Peter G +Mark T" +Arkham’s gonna dox you,"Outwit and outfox you +Put you in a box you +Can’t get out of +Ha ha they got your email +Arkham's referral links +actually +reveal the poster's email address +every person's ref code +is their email +base64. +Convert back +to reveal +An email address. +Quite ironic +for a dox-to-earn +program. Anons, +delete links quickly, +and repent" +The skies are gray and cloudy Skies,"are blue and sunny it's 40 degrees and +falling I can hear the beach just calling +there's no leaves on these trees these palm +fronds are surrounding me I gotta wear a +big big comb I'm +wearing shorts and that's all she wrote I'm +in New +York and I'm +in LA +where it's nice and sunny where it's bleak +and gray I love the I love the +sun It's +something different for everyone I got snowball fights +I have Traffic +on the 405 I got public transit I +have more traffic damn it I have Santa +Ana smog I got a beautiful park in +which to jog I have to drive everywhere +I can walk all day like I don't +care I'm +in New +York and I'm +in LA +where it's nice and sunny where it's bleak +and gray I love the seasons I love +the sun it's something different for everyone no +matter where you live the grass it could +be greener no matter how much you give +Life could still be meaner so just do +your best Wherever +you call home New +York or la you're not alone no matter +where you live the grass it could be +greener no matter how much you give Life +will still be leaner so just do your +best Wherever +you call home New +York or la you're not alone not alone +no matter where you live the grasses could +be greener no matter how much you give +Life is still be meaner so just do +your best Wherever +you call home New +York or la you're not alone not alone" +there's nothing left to say here,"all my frogs are spent +as each one croaked +a new memory spoke +and we watched it as it went +and so i just can't stay here +the silence is too much +that last toad +was a crushing blow +kicked out my very last crutch +some fiends make you smile +while they're ripping out your heart +some fiends take a while +some never seem to start +let's get bloody +let's dirty up our souls +let's get bloody +you're so pretty i just don't know +you survey your kingdom +Caligula in pink +the gulf between +pauper and queen +is smaller than you think +you watch your gladiators +in their artificial lake +will the colosseum hold +or as the game unfolds +will the levies start to break +some fiends watch your back +then stab you in the heart +some fiends just attack +some never seem to start +let's get bloody +let's dirty up our souls +let's get bloody +you're so pretty i just don't know +let's get bloody +let's hustle up some skin +let's get bloody +let's be heard about this din" +What have you got to say,"Make it interesting +And if you can’t do that +Then just say anything +Anything at all +I don’t really care +Put it on the internet +For people everywhere" +50 states in a year,"eating all kinds of vegan food +the thing i like the best +is when i can try the whole menu +finding those hidden place +off the beaten path +vegan food plus hunger +makes for simple vegan math" +Sa Everything,"is almost starting to make sense to make +sense oh oh Everything +is almost starting to make sense but tomorrow +it might not make sense at all All +I can do is do my level best +I don't want to even mess don't want +to even mess The +warmest fear anybody has ever saw The +warmest year anybody has ever saw And +I'm so warm Yeah +I'm so warm I don't believe in the +height and I just want to go to +bed" +I’m living in sonder,"I’m living in filth +I need to dance more now +I just need to chill +I’m pushing a boulder +Up on the hill +Could imagine me happy +But I don’t think you will +I’m down very bad now +I’m begging on knees +I’ve buried myself +Under grass and the leaves +You could unearth me +Exhuming my grave +But the path that I’m walking +Has already been paved +Reliving trauma +Partying late +Forming a union +Disassociate +Giving my teacher +All of my guff +Do you think that my big gun +Makes me look tough" +Stuck in a box,"Stuck in a train +Stuck in the sky +Stuck in my brain +And I’ve been looking for you +Stuck in the wire +Stuck in the store +Stuck in between +The cracks in the floor +And I’ve been looking for you +If it’s the very last thing I do +Gonna get out of this box and come home to you +To make sweet love +Iron, wood or plexiglass +No box will in the world will last so long +That I won’t +Come home +Stuck in a mouth +Stuck in the snow +Stuck in the books +Where the wild things grow +And I’ve been looking for you +Stuck on the road +Stuck in a pile +Would be nice to not be +Stuck once in a while +Just looking for you" +KEY OF F,"Fireside +Leave the world behind +Hear inspiring stories +Out by the lakeside +S’mores and BBQ +Team building in a canoe +Build authentic relationships +Away from your phone +No cell phones +No technology +But out in these woods +You can see +The milky way better than any other place on earth +All you can eat +And an open bar +Kind of like camping +But no tents or cooking fire +Disconnect to connect in the woods +Take the price of oil and bottled water +Vodka champagne and penicillin +Add all those prices together +And then multiply that by ten +And you won’t get the price of INK! +Zip line and pitching and Ted’s orange coat +And all the squirrels are scared of drones +Shannons got a contract that’s almost signed +Picking locks a new life of crime +Look out for the military fly by +Someone give Jason a joint +He’s already taken 3 edibles +The first 10 million takes the edge off +We should all move to barre +Social impact bonds +Minute box +Giving gateway +Tech stars and launch +And torkin manes +Coin smart +Lift and co +Symbol +Tokyo smoke +Spank that chain and mine that booty +Sex worker empowerment is a thing of beauty +Spank that chain and mine that booty +Sex worker empowerment is a thing of beauty" +From my field of vision,"I’ve made a decision +I will not hold back any more +Though the moon is crescent +I will remain present +Down every avenue you want to explore +And mercury’s in retrograde +And I believe that I have made +Myself as clear as I can be +Energy cannot be created or destroyed +Matter is energy fixed in a single point +You’re more than a body +And when the waters are choppy +I want you to know I’m here +Life is going through hard stuff +But you are made of star stuff +conscious moment in billions of years +I still can’t see the stars at night +For all the yellow city lights +Around even way out here" +I've had a long day and,"I very tired and +I don't want to play my song right now +So +I just sit here and +I'll make up some words and +I'll sing a little bit and +I'll stop" +you went to the supermarket got your turkey wrapped in plastic,"cooked it in the oven just right should come out fantastic +the whole family's coming over you put on your evening gown +but creeping up behind you all moist and golden brown +it's the zombie turkey coming to pay you back +you run up the stairs into the bathroom lock the door +you can hear her boney legs banging on the floor +she's coming ever closer now, you look out the window to see +an entire neighborhood overrun by zombie turkeys +they are zombie turkeys and they're coming to pay you back +she's banging down the door now it looks like there's no escape +you can't outrun her because you're fat and out of shape +if only you exercised more, ate less, you'd be thinner +what a terrible way to die to be eaten by your dinner +by a zombie turkey who has come to pay you back" +The kid on the corner selling lemonade,"For homeless youth charity +They gave me a flower to put on my ear +They and the lemonade were so sweet +Please watch over them +When the shit hits the fan +When the chickens come home to roost +Please watch over them +Do what you can +When the payments all come due +The checkout clerk is somewhere else +Something’s clearly on her mind +I interrupt her reverie to ask for a receipt +I say thanks and she smiles +Please watch over her +When the shit starts to stir +When the chickens come home to roost +Please watch over her +When it all starts to occur +When the payments all come due +God they say laughs at us +And our best laid plans +From the homeless beggar in the street +To you with your followers and fans +Please watch over us +When we’re on the cusp +When the chickens come home to roost +Please watch over us +With compassion and love +When the payments all come due" +The internet is a less than physical space,"containing a multitude of varying opinions on a +wide variety of subjects written mostly by assholes +Well the first rule of the Internet +is not to take it personal If +they're taking the time to say something about +something that you made chances are they've got +nothing better to do in the first place +And you should feel sorry for them Cause +even someone with an app average IQ +and a clean mental bill of health will +act Rage +I've gotten death threats gotten love notes non +sequiturs and hate mail I've +been proposed to I've +been lied to I've +been rick rolled and invited to more goddamn +social networks than there are stars in the +sky But +that's because Okay +keyboard cat we get The +Internet is a less than physical space containing +a multitude of varying opinions on a wide +variety of subjects written mostly by 13 year +olds Well +the second rule of the Internet +there'll be things you don't understand like why +is Fred +so popular Or +who is Fred +Just ask your 13 year old niece The +truth is that even though we'd like to +think that given a choice between something interesting +and enlightening and soul enhancing and cool we +click on low cats and hot chicks and +dogs that fall asleep we click on pandas +and lip dubs and the girl that stares +at her screen we click on anything that +says epic failure has a screenshot of boobs +As if we couldn't see boobs by going +to any of a million 11 porn sites +But that's because Jonathan +I'm really happy for you and I'm +gonna let you finish But +the other Jonathan +Jonathan Colton +writes the best nerdy songs of all time +The Internet +is a less than physical space containing a +multitude of varying opinions on a wide variety +of subjects written by monkeys with third rule +of the Internet +hasn't been written yet If +you think you got one that belongs leave +a comment for the song I'm +just gonn right here This +song is interactive The +Internet is a less than physical space containing +a multitude of varying opinions on a wide +variety of subjects Written +by scholars and kings like" +Since you are here and I'm,"here too I will write this silly song +for you I'll +do my best to stay in tune But +it's August +and it feels like June +Always feel like mine Since +I'm here and you're here also I sing +for you the only song I know It +won't be what you're quite expecting And +if you feel like it you can also +sing You +can also sing O +since I'm +here and you're here now I will make +you into a house that we'll live in +for all of our days Until +the sun explodes into a million rays Into +a million rains" +I’m settling into a nice comfortable despair,"Like everything I thought existed isn’t actually there +I can’t leave the house but I’ve got even less time +Chasing after two small kids driving me out of my mind +Gimme shelter in place +I got one life don’t let it go to waste +I’m broken and I’m beaten I am trying my best +Not to die from stress +I’m only now appreciating this thing that I always do +That I use a simple trick to regulate my mood +I look forward to the future when I am feeling blue +But right now there’s nothing to look forward to" +"Pete, Pete","He doesn’t know how to eat +He doesn’t know how to eat +You may think +This is chicken wings +And that’s adorable son +What would you say +To Pete eating this way +Some yum yum cinnamon buns" +What did the president know,"About mike Flynn +And when did he know it +Everyday it’s another test +To see how far we let it go +It’s ridiculous +Selfies with the nuclear football +Talking foreign policy with the Japanese +Prime minister at a social dinner +They’re not even trying +To cover up their lying +No effort at all +Who’s gonna take the fall +I mean will there be a fall +I don’t knowu" +Got no destination,"I got nothing but time +Listen to the thoughts +Rolling round my mind +There’s no where +That I gotta be +Can’t be no one else +So I guess i’ll be me +Lindy walk +I don’t know where I am going +Lindy walk +I got patience, patience +Lindy walk +Do you want to walk with me +Lindy walk +Cuz we’re all gonna make it +It’s dramarama +Everywhere you look +I try to keep my head +And I don’t get shook +It’s a living +It’s a daily grind +Digging for gold +In the content mine" +When the worm hits your wallet,"You will be transformed +All your little problems +Consumed by the worm +You will feel lighter +As you rise from the dirt +And you pray to the worm +In the church (of the worm) +Everything is temporary +Ownership is moot +To be egoless +There’s no substitute +Time is a circle +Worms underground +To wriggle and to jiggle +Can be profound +It’s the worm" +Teach me to fish and I’ll never come calling again,"Life is gone but laws remain +??? +It’s not what you think it is +It isn’t what you think it is x3 +Hold it up in better lighting +And you’ll see there’s no truth fighting for +Cuz this isn’t what you think it is +This isn’t what you think it is x3" +I wish my taxes paid my healthcare,"I wish my taxes paid my college education +I wish my taxes went to art projects +I wish my taxes funded public transportation +My crypto taxes drive crazy +I owe more than I’ve made in my whole life +And the price of eth is tanking +I owe on eth at a much higher price +Kill me now, kill me now, kill me now, softly +Let me out, let me out, let me out, baby +I can’t take the pressure +I’m trying to comply +But the IRS has no guidance +So it’s like I’m flying blind +I wish my taxes paid for housing +Wish my taxes paid for food +I wish we measured happiness instead of GDP +Made policy decisions based the country’s mood +My crypto taxes drive me crazy +They could just tell me how much I owe +But TurboTax lobbies congress +And so it’s like we can never know r" +I was too old for Pokemon,"And too young for the pet rocks +Too young for N64 +And too old for the POGs +But I was just right for Nintendo +And for battle beasts +He-Man and Transformers +And M U S C L E +Toys, toys, toy toy toy toy toy toys +It’s strange to owe allegiance +To products and to brands +Now there is corporations +Where once were religions +It’s trifling and grotesque +To be what we buy +But if I’m not these memories +Than really what am I?" +Copying Isn't Theft ,"Stealing a thing leaves one less left +Copying makes one thing more +And that’s what copying’s for +Copying isn’t theft +If I kept yours, you have it too +One for me, and one for you +That’s what copying can do +If I steal your bicycle, you have to take the bus +But if I just copy it, there’s one for both of us +Making more of a thing +That’s what we call copying +Sharing ideas with everyone +That’s why copying is fun x2 +Oh yeah" +If you can’t find the words,"To speak on this day +I invite you to just sit +Here silently +Listen to your heartbeat +Banging in your chest +You’re bound to be learning something +When every days a test +If you can’t hear your heartbeat +Listen to my song +And if you don’t know the words +You can just hum along +Sometimes you’re humming +familiar tune +On the 28th of june +In the late afternoon +If you can’t hear my song +Over the sound of gunfire +And souls rising up +Out higher and higher +Time washes over you +The thunderstorms are here +And when it’s all clear +You will finally hear" +too little too little too little to,"get what you want +and too big to enjoy it +so you throw another quarter in the jukebox you +dance the night away until there's nothing +left but quiet in your heart +So many so many so many days +Left feeling like +Nobody is listening +It’d be so easy to let it go to waste +So you spend these days concentrating +on the quiet in your heart +quiet in your heart +quiet in your heart +the world can fall around you +life will punch and pound you +but when the cells divide i know just where they start +right there in the quiet in your heart +Here in the here in the here in the fog +Too many voices, all indistinguishable +Came here for a reason, but now that’s lost1 +And the only map I have +Is stuck with the quiet in my heart +Ideas come as I follow my nose +I’m too slow to label and collect all them +But if you’ve got one that you can’t let go +Wrap it up tight +And put it with the quiet in your heart +quiet in your heart +quiet in your heart +Rivers move slow +until they over flow +and when you're bones are broke you fall apart +right back to the quiet in your heart +the quiet in your heart +quiet in your heart +lovers live and die +there's lightening in the sky +there are no guarantees there is no chart +There’s really nothing but the quiet in your heart" +When you vote,"You get a little feeling in your throat +Because you did something today +It’s something small +But that’s ok +When you vote +Possibilities that are remote +They suddenly become crystal clear +And then they’re near +Voting is easy +Voting is fun +There’s no democracy +If it’s not done +However corrupt +However misled +If you don’t vote +Then you’re outta your head +When you vote +It’s like you’re sailing on a boat +Out upon the ocean blue +And the water and the boat is you" +The pink and white underbelly that you’ve exposed,"Has left a very bad smell in my nose +I’ve tried everything but still it lingers +Turpentine and peppermint cover my fingers +I didn’t tell you when you tore up +The booklet of hymns that I made you with love +I didn’t tell you that the hymns represented despair +I’m feeling this moment, not like you’d care +It’s a cold fall night moving fast in to winter +This year is a paper cut wrapped in a splinter +The windows are all open on account of the fleas +Will you give me my dessert when I’ve said please" +NFT dot Storage for your IPFS needs,"When you want to store your NFTs r ally +You can store them here and store them for free +IPFS to FileCoin and even Arweave +Chaos is the natural state +Of the galaxy +Order can’t last forever +But we can try with our NFTs +Everything decays +Someday changes state +And no one can say +Anything with certainty +But in the here and now +You need assurances +That your NFTs +Will be where you want them to be" +All is not lost,"When you see through the dust +That you’ve cut through the water +But you’re covered in rust +Don’t give up yet +There’s wisdom in waiting +For whatever you need +To appear before you +Just wait and be free +Gather your purpose +Save all your strength +For the reasons you’re given +For the path you will take +Sick or you’re healthy +Tired or woke +Standing in green +Or covered by smoke +Nothing is simpler +Or more like the waves +That crash on the beach +That take you away" +My dreams have been filled with songs I can’t remember,"Is it May or is it deep December +My skin is on fire and I fell out of a tree +I scratched my whole goddamn body +Running in place and playing air guitar +Endless rows of names filling up my heart +Wakka wakka do you wanna hear a joke +Everybody’s future went up in smoke +My dreams have been filled with lots of angry faces +Getting on planes and forgetting suitcases +Try to take a train but they put me on a bus +Billionaires are not just like us +I just want a home to be naked in the yard +Endless rows of names filling up my heart +Every body’s death is a world that’s gone +Millions of worlds we’ll never know" +Are you crawling down a deep dark hole?,"Are you searching for something new? +Is it taking a deep dark toll? +On the heart that you keep inside you? +Are you calling out her name? +When you were bound to forget? +That everybody is the same? +That nobody’s path is set? +Are you facing up to the fact that you +Don’t know as much as you thought +That everyday you’re a little bit screwed +With the bits of your brain that are breaking off +Are you stumbling into the room +And making your play before you know +The pieces on the board and what they do +Like a bull in a candy store and a broken nose" +it's a beautiful day,"and i'm feeling great +but i gotta piss like a racehorse +the sun is shining +making me blind +and I gotta piss like a racehorse +oh my bladder is too small by half +to deal with all the water i drink +don't make fun of me or laugh +this could be you sooner than you think +here's a tree +i think i'll pee +i've got to piss like a racehorse +here's a bush +clench my tush +i've got to piss like a racehorse +you don't want a urinary tract infection +that would be the worst +so i've got to pee when i drink green tea +it's a bane and it's a curse +the human body is so frail and difficult +to keep maintained +all these bodily functions make my day +so tiring and mundane" +Running through the dark and you’re trying to make all your connections,"Everything you’re looking for just when you’re least suspecting +You’re just the person for the job the task at hand +You speak a language that only you can understand +Can you do what you have to do? +Hunker down and say the things that nobody wants said +Realize that everyone you love will someday wind up dead +Get up in the morning anyway and greet the sun +Put your pants on a leg at a time just like anyone +Can you do what you have to do? +Can you do what you have to do +When the odds are looking bleak +When your face is turning blue +And you can not speak +Can you do what you have to do +When the world is covered in dust +When your tumbling down can you +Do what you must +Father to the feelings that you don’t know how to name +Mother to the power and the potential in the shame +You can have it both ways if you can find the words +Can you rile up when needs exciting and leave the rest undisturbed" +He invented the personal computer,"In a garage in 1975 +But that’s Woz, just a geek with passion +It’s passion that keeps us alive +It’s passion that keeps us alive +Do it for fun +(Do it for fun) +Do it for passion +(Do it for passion) +Do it because +That’s just Woz! +He didn’t set out to change the world +Pouring his heart into subroutines +When Jobs didn’t give employees stock options +Woz shared his with the rest of the team +Woz shared his with the rest of the team +Do it for fun +(Do it for fun) +Don’t do it for the money +(Don’t do it for the money) +That’s just Woz! +That’s Woz! +That’s Woz! +Steve Wozniak +Yo, I got yo’ back +Segway or jetpack +I’m always on a Mac +Your heart is free +When I was three +My first compy +Was an Apple IIE +I used it every day +And I remember when I learned to type +Wish you could have been my 5th grade teacher +It’s a bug it’s not a feature +You’re a singular creature +geek-god and a preacher +Of the wisdom that is fun +And being who you are +Making each day count +And embracing the bizarre +That’s just the Woz! +Just the Woz. +Steve Wozniak +(Personal computer) +Steve Wozniak +(Do it for fun) +Steve Wozniak +(5th grade teacher) +Steve Wozniak +(The wisdom that is fun) +Steve Wozniak +(Embracing the bizarre) +Steve Wozniak +(The wisdom that is fun) +Steve Wozniak +(Being who you are) +Steve Wozniak +(Each day count and embracing the bizarre) +Steve Wozniak +(Passion)" +I'm sitting here in this hot hot room,"Playing ukulele and singing to you +I'm sitting here in this hot hot room +Thinking about global warming +Thinking about how +I'm so hot +I'm so so hot +Yeah yeah +I don't want to go to war with +Iran +I don't want to go to war with +Russia +I don't want to go to war with anyone +North +Korea +North +Korea +I'm just sitting here in this room +Playing ukulele and singing to you +It's so hot +It's the middle of summer +And the global warming's a bummer roll +Mm +In this room +Oh +In this room +Doo doo doo +doo doo doo +I'm just sitting here contemplating my situation +And my situation +In this room +In this room" +You stand there feeling mad at me,"I don’t know how to be +Anything but a dumb man +Anything than what I am +I think the world should bow down at my feet +And do what I say +I think that I should be able to do +What ever I want all day +But you have stuff you gotta do too +Somehow that message doesn’t get through +Till you’re yelling at me +Telling me constantly +That I shouldn’t expect the world to bow down at my feet +That our day +Should be split up equally +Stop being a sexist pig +I’m little more than a manimal +With all my mansumtions +But this path were on is untenable +I’ve got to change something +You stand there feeling mad at me +Madder than you almost ever be +And I did it again +And I did it again" +Stray electrical currents,"Released from surgical tips +Jolts to your organs +From your feet your head your hips +Tiny robotic hands +Slice inside of you +Thousands of hysterectomies +Say goodbye to +Your uterus +Your prostate +hernia +tumor +The Da Vinci Surgical system +Has been used for over 10 years now +Lenardo da Vinci’s study +Of human anatomy +Led to the first robot +Ever in history +Did they rush this to market? +Is the future here right now? +Whatever the answer is +Da Vinci is taking out" +Another day another dollar,"Got it wrapped around my neck +Like a big green collar +Write me another check +Because I’m treading water +Fight against the tied +For my son and for my daughter +And for my wife +Another day another song +Made of words and chords +It’s not gonna be too long +And it’s sharper than swords +It spills out of my brain +Faster than a bullet +One tiny thread +And I can’t not pull it +Another day another sun +Imperial and warm +It’s beautiful London +When the summer starts to form +Time to go to sleep +For one last night +In a London hotel room +Tomorrow I catch my flight" +On second thought maybe Trader,"Joe's shouldn't advertise on podcasts Now +that I think about it can be hard +to find parking as it is Sometimes +those lines are just really long It +can be hard to navigate carts with so +many people inside the aisles as wide as +the aisles on airplanes Trader +Joe's I love you but I don't want +more people to know about you no Trader +Joe's I love you but I don't want +more people to know about you no" +"Eating, drinking, talking, bonding","When the slopes are covered in snow +That’s when Spyders are responding +Muppet down, muppet down +Maria’s thinking up a new book idea +Sanae’s cooking up a gluten free meal +Hey, hey, hey that’s the Spyders +Dagne’s covered in rhinestones and feathers +As Cynthia O. reads magazines by the fire +Hey, hey, hey, that’s the Spyders +Glynnis won’t give Fab a bedtime kiss +Pamela sees modern art in all of this +I said hey, hey, hey that’s the Spyders +Cynthia A. may be thinking about Russia +Kristin’s got the girls doing sit ups and push ups +I said hey, hey, hey that’s the Spyders +And Fab’s the glue, Fab’s the queen, Fab’s big heart and generosity +That’s hey, hey, hey the Spyders +Nine sisters up on a hill +Eating, drinking, talking, bonding +When the slopes are covered in snow +That’s when Spyders are responding +Muppet down, muppet down x2" +Miscellaneous dreams Random,"neurons firing Walk +down the cobblestone Is +that barber shop a' hiring? I'll +cut the ribbons from your hair I'll +etch your soul with spells I'll +break my nose on the grindstone Watch +as my whole face swells Say, +Say The +words that put you in my arms I +love you like the city burns in the +days of 5 alarms Immodest +proposals Made +in the light of day Don't +ask me to give you something That's +not mine to give away Nothing +more than bigotry Nothing +less than shame Somewhere +in between the lines You +will read my true name Musty +books and torn up sheets Boxes +piled high The +pulsing wave of city streets Will +deliver us by and by Holding +court with figurines Chewbacca +and his kin Skywalker +and Leia +sit In +the center of your dream" +Can you ever calm yourself down,"Enough to even whisper +You bring so much chaos +Every time you come here +Let’s go +I’m done +Let it snow +Let it sun +Soldiers kill civilians +Babies cry in cages +The river runs with red blood +Politicians rages +Fuck that +I’m done +Let it snow +Let it sun +Mothers brothers uncles +Grandmas grandpas children +Worlds are extinguished +No one will ever know them +Oh no +I’m done +Let it snow +Let it sun" +"Hey man, you can’t do that","No one does that and gets away with it, now +Hey man, you can’t do that +That thing you did just now +Without thinking about +Whether it’s really frowned upon around here +That feeling in the pit of your stomach +That sinking means we’re coming for you +And we’re coming for you, and +Hey man, you can’t do that +No one does that and gets away with it, now +Hey man, you can’t do that +When the sun is down +And the stars come shining +You can’t, do the thing +You just did just now +But deep within yourself +Like a miner that’s mining +You’ll see that we’re not joking +Hey man, you can’t do that +No one does that thing around here +Hey man, you can’t do that +No one does that and gets away with it, no +Hey man, you can’t do that +Stop being a jerk +And doing that thing, oh +Hey man, you can’t do that" +Drink the wine,"Become enamored with it +Take what’s mine +And do with it what you will +Heavy stone +Tree bark in forest +Quantity unknown +Numbers in a lonely midnight chorus +And now you see me +I’ll be on my way +Another old trick out of my hat +My legs could carry me +My tongue will say +You’ll never get the best of me, no +Ocean spray +Tiny rocks become sand over time +And you can run away +But he will find me in the places that you didn’t look +M-m-mountain ice +Best it be the sleeping silent sentinels +Don’t look twice +Rocks all whispering at dusk +And now you see me +I’ll be on my way +Another old trick out of my hat +My legs could carry me +My tongue will say +You’ll never get the best of me, no +You’ll never get +You’ll never, never get +You’ll never get +The best of me +You’ll never get +You’ll never, never get +You’ll never get +The best of me +No no" +I got no right to say how you should feel today,"The milestones stay stuck in time +Where do you go from here +Do you follow fear +Or take the easier path you find +One down two to go +You got the mind for it +It will open when you make the time for it +Right now you're riding high +The days go gliding by +Nothing can touch your mind that's not pristine +Oh when the gutter calls and you throw in gutter balls +If you stutter and fall will you get me +One down two to go +You got to mind for it +It will open up when you make time for it +One down two to go +You got the mind for it +You will open up when you make the time for it" +Thirty-Seven,"Thirty-Seven +I don’t look at how old I’m getting, no +Now I’m Thirty-Seven +And I got two kids +And I’m doing things +Like I always did, oh whoa +I write another song +I’m eating crepes +Running around +Playing video games +Thirty-Seven +Thirty-Seven +If I were a betting man betting oh +I’d say this old place +Has got 10 years +To not be erased oh no +I walk to Starbucks +I hate Howard Schultz +But I’m addicted +I have many faults" +Is this my life?,"I this person standing here? +I can see the steps +I took through time over all these years +That have led me to this moment +This particular place +Though I don't know where I'm going +I try to go with grace +Is this my life? +I really doing this thing I'm doing right now +Time unfolds behind me +And before me stretches out +Minuscule decisions +Build and build and build +All the things I carry with me +To the cross they're gently nailed +Is this my life? +Is this my life? +Is this my life? +Is this my life? +Is this my life? +Are these friends really mine +These clothes I wear and my thinning hair +And these creases and these lines +Memory direction +Only goes one way +Infinite universes +And this is the one I stay +Is this my life? +I living enough, am I doing it right? +Outside myself +There's a great big world outta mind outta sight" +All of the people,"Are crying out for something +And it’s been that way +Since all of us were nothing +All of the people +Are looking for the future +But when they aren’t looking +That’s right when it gets here +Life is just a story that we tell ourselves +Incomplete memories that hold up a mirror +Nothing to buy and nothing to sell +It’s all just white noise, deeper and deeper +Something broken +Might not ever be fixed again +But when it’s aching +That’s when you can be it’s friend +Gold in the stars +That are our ancestral home +Deep in the ocean +Where you hear the earth groan" +You put it down Put,"your body down You +put it down Every +which way you turn back to light Sometimes +the black is right Once +you have a way through Then +nothing else matter to you Once +you have a way back in the front +When you look back at the farm Who's +falling down Who's +falling down right now Falling +down We +falling back down Two +little pieces broke me up Two +little pieces now And +it woke me up And +I couldn't get back to see if it's +not there No +it's not Oh +I said it was late today I said +it p me away to the You +took me down Take +me down So +don't you ever think of it again Break +free some big win all the t have +a life to do" +I woke up on the edge of a cliff,"I can’t remember how I got here +Now I’m screaming out into the void +Did I forget to do my song? +Minotaur is giving me a gift +She is here but she is not here +She says oh you’re my little boy +Did I forget to do my song +All the stars came down like angels +They were playing their harps & lyres +God said what the fuck dude +Did you forget to do your song +They lifted me by my ankles +Threw me into the bonfire +Said now you are fish food +You forgot to do your song" +Let them eat cake,"Let them eat cake +Goddamn +few grain +Let them eat cake +Let them eat ca" +There was a time when I thought that,"the world revolved around it I know better +now, I must escape somehow And +get back home sunsets on lolcats and the +wisdom of the crowd in a hundred youtube +comments memes fall like shooting stars there's no +mine it's only ours it's a free for +all where else can you find the fixes +to all life's messes in advice from a +video from somebody you don't even know where +else could you find the answers to all +life's questions can i get this popular guy +to get me pregnant? I loved all of +it each and every comedy skit every girl +talking to the camera with a pretty accent +every epic fail every cute cat tail every +song and dance but now i'm on the +run from the online video bums they hunt +you down and surround you when you're least +expecting them they are everywhere with their camera +stare nobody's safe nobody's safe nobody's safe" +I'm not made of money,"I'm just made of meat +I try to stand on the ground with my two feet +I'm not made of wood +I'm made of water too and +I try not to offend you +Ooh +But +I'm just sitting here +Making up another song +Sometimes +I feel like +I'm just gold and along like +I +Just going along +I'm not made of sky +I'm just stardust +Now +I try to ask why +But +I get knocked down and +I'm not made of ink +But +I've got it in my veins +Sometimes +I feel like +I gotta turn the next page +But +I'm just sitting here +Making up another song +Sometimes +I feel like +I just go along +Like +I just go long +I'm not made of anything +Sometimes +I think that +I'm not even really here +I'm just in the pink that was a shitty rhyme +I apologize +And +I wear these sunglasses to hide my eyes oh +But +I'm just sitting here +Making up another song +Sometimes +I feel like +I'm just going along +La" +My face is really big,"Hey, my face is really big +My face is really small +Sometimes your face is big +Sometimes your face is small +The trick is to know which is which +And you will be powerful +Big face (kookoo kachoo) +Small face (kookoo kachoo) +Big face (kookoo kachoo) +Small face (kookoo kachoo) +Sometimes your face can be big +Sometimes your face can be small +The trick is to know which is which +And then you’ll be powerful" +I am not made out of stone,"I am flesh and I'm bone +And so when I'm left alone +I become soft and gooey +Cut from pieces of cloth +LIke a flame to a moth +I'm an AT AT on Hoth +And my co pilots chewy +I do what I gotta do +Without help from my crew +I carry the weight on my shoulders +Through thick and straight through +I'm telling you +I keep it in folders +Scared and vulnerable +hole in my skull +Where the thoughts that were dull +Get fed information +Taxed and falling on hard +Times in the cards +But winning by far +Through sheer saturation +I pick the fights that I pick +And the battles I stick +My heart where it don't +Belong and that's why this song +Is right and it's wrong +And I will and i Won't, no +I'm not made out of stone +Im flesh and I'm bone +So when I'm left alone +I am soft and gooey" +You don’t got to be good,"You don’t got to be bad +You don’t got to give anything +You don’t have +But all you have to be is always yourself +Let it out let it out Let it out let it out +You don’t got to jump in +Front of that train +You don’t got to carry +All of that weight +You don’t gotta hold +Together each day +You don’t gotta break down +In the face of your fate" +I did not see the northern lights,"Because I was asleep at the time +I hope the gods will forgive me +It’s just i do value my sleep +No Northern lights for me +No no no Northern lights for me +I did see them once when I was a kid +Growing up back in Westford +I miss living out where you can +See all the stars in quiet land" +What can you get together,"In 90 degree weather +My skin is made of leather +And I’m slogging through a mess +This world’s getting hot +It’s bound one day to pop +And whether we can stop +Is anybody’s guess +90 degrees +I can’t write songs +90 degrees +I’ve got some qualms +90 degrees +Just leave me alone +90 degrees +There’s no one home +Too hot even for lovin’ +This heat is downright southern +It feels like an oven +In the middle of the jungle +Like sitting in a sauna +Being chewed by a piranha +I’ve gotta write, I don’t wanna +And all my words just tumble" +Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun,"dun dun dun dun dun dun dun Shit +road Dun +dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun +dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun +dun dun shit road What +upy The +song is done The +song is done The +song's not done until we're off Shit +road Dun +dun dun dun dun dun dun dun shit +road Dun +dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun +dun Get +a shot of shit road Dun +dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun +dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun +dun dun Shit +road Dun +dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun +dun dun dun Shit +road Shit +roll Shit +rope Shit +shit ro" +1 2 3 4 Sirens,"in the distance they won't stop at all +and I had a feeling that I was +gonna fall and I got no rhythm I +got no rhythm I can't even play the +drum and I have got no feeling and +my fingers and my thumb But +I with what I got and I have +this stomach that's all tied up in knots +and it feels like and it feels like +feels like feels like One +of these days I'm +gonna run out of ideas and I won't +know what to do but until then until +then I'll +keep I play it all for you oh +yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh +yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh +oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah +oh yeah I'm +not very good at this" +We said goodbye,"We said hello +Time to move +Together we found +Our second home +I held on to you +It’s time for bed +The shades are drawn +Now you’re at school +There’s a noon day sun +Shadows on the +Shag carpet and I +Want to lay down +It’s dark when I wake up +And it gets dark so early now +Sunshine +Oops I’m out of time +I’ve got to go now +It’s finally +Starting to be +Crispy and cool +But in this room +By the afternoon +It’s stuffy and dull +I really should +Open the window +But if I do +The city will explode" +Etf It's,"a We've +been waiting for years well they're finally Here +all the ETFs +we know what happens next Bitcoin +to a milli sounds a little silly Think +a bit bigger Black +rock globally maybe 2 maybe 3 maybe 50 +now wouldn't that be nifty Think +bigger I don't know what an ETF +is I don't know what an ETF +does But +you're also excited to see number go up +how high Rockefeller +Morgan Roth +rule the world they own the bank of +England and the Federal +Reserve they own the government decide what everything +is worth they like to watch our suffer +while collecting our returns and everything is burned +But Jefferson +predicted it Our +money and our powers with the bank and +its constituents another class system Just +a wrinkle of our citizens and you don't +own so thank the Fed +to this predicament paying off the interest collection +from the insurance the money that they loan +us is bogus I'm +not sure it exists that is meant to +control us and roll us into militants none +of us know this because they program us +since we're little kids and what are we +to do when none of this is new +and every politician in the government a and +every single day people end up dead in +school and your local congressman approved the weapon +that he used and everyone consumes that a +question in the news if the war ain't +overseas then it's in a woman's womb safe +choice Fuck +your Fiat +I got bitcoin I'm +ready when the value of your dollar goes +to shit boy It's +Louis baby T +R Think +big" +Oh oh,"Story's been told +Forward backwards +Never gets old +Story they'll tell till the end of time +When you go your way and I'll go mine +Heat heat +At the big bang +Trumpets going and the angels sang +split second and everything cooled +Chaos and then order ruled +Out out +There was no now +Everything got thrown about +Things attracted and repelled +Up in heaven and down in hell +One one +And it had begun +particular moon and particular sun +Lonely out among the black +The weight of the universe on her back +Slink slink +Up out of the drink +And then some of them began to think +If you ask me they thought too much +I heard them crying and I said hush +Dark dark +It left a mark +No more spinning and no more spark +It all went according to plan +Right back to where it began" +Wherever rainbows shine you’ll find,"Him hanging by a thread +And if you dare to ask him why +You’re likely to wind up dead +It can happen to anyone +When rain mixes with sun +It’s happiness in a warm gun +Who could have predicted +Superman’s addicted to rainbows +He’s lost all his fight +You don’t need kryptonite oh no no +You just need a rain storm +And a warm sun +He flies in circles +Trying to make one +It’s a sad thing to behold +As we cower in the mist +There’s no pot of gold +Just a junkie and his fix +Nobody is immune +To the siren singing tune +Of the cocaine rainbow hopped up sniffing glue +R" +Every once in a while you find yourself,"in a place Unfamiliar +sound unfamiliar taste and you find yourself in +the clouds you chase looking out at something +It's a Facebook +the world changes color it changes time I +got nothing left in my mind I see +the pictures you painted on the shelf they +remind me of you and myself Sa +One little moment reverberates Put +on your overalls and your skates Put +on your snow going out it sure is +foggy walking through these clouds through these clouds +through these clouds through these clouds" +Games and sounds,"Games and sounds x2 +Robert and Burstop +Games and sounds +Games and sounds x2 +Robert and Burstop +Games and sounds +Games and sounds x2 +Robert and Burstop +Games and sounds +I like chip tunes +Old school +I like GameJew +He used to rule the school +Games and sounds x2 +Robert and Burstop +Games and sounds +Games and sounds x2 +Robert and Burstop +Games and sounds" +Remember when I said,"I wanted an iPad? +Remember when I said +I kinda wanted one real bad? +I still want one +Thought I don’t know +What I would do with it +I’m unable to justify the cost +And so I’m through with it +But wait I’m in a contest +And I made it to the top five +Now all I need are votes +To keep my dream alive +Help me win an iPad +Help me win an iiiiiPad +Help me win an iPad +Help me win an iiiiiPad" +Ashton Kutcher,"and Demi +Moore i've never really thought about you before +but whilst lost in the tubes and very +bored i stumbled on to these pictures of +you i think that it's the details that +make these breathe i don't like MSG +in my chinese food eith -er wonderfully mundane, +cute and carefree and so i'm writing this +song so rare, so rare so unpackaged and +unscripted a real sense of playfulness which these +days has gone missing in a world without +privacy to share a tender moment like this +is beautiful looking on wikipedia, your anniversary i've +missed but i'll wish you a happy one +anyway, and offer this song as a gift +more love more anniversary's and happiness galore for +everybody in the world and ahston kutcher and +demi moore" +I bought my children folders and pencils,"Three ring binders, erasers and pens +And in that moment, in the aisle of Staples +Long lost feelings came back again +I got PTSD +From the years that I spent + feeling stuck and unfree +I got PTSD +Remembering back to school +The smell of vinyl seats on the school bus +My stomach turning, tied up in knots +Getting sad at tv commercials +Mourning the summer days I lost" +Pack a suit case,"Pack two +Fill them up with +Everything you +Want to take with you +When the world ends +Build a scooter +Build a boat +Form words +With your lungs and throat +Warn the king and the peasants +Before the world ends +You had a dream it didn’t pan out +But don’t worry it doesn’t matter now +Hear the fire +Feel the heat +Judgment sits +On the mercy seat +Open your chest and see your heart beating +When the world ends +If it’s broken +Don’t fix it +If it’s sorted +Don’t mix it +Up in a tangled entropic mess +When the world ends +You had a dream it didn’t pan out +But don’t worry it doesn’t matter now +Drive on +Drive fast +The cities burn +As you’re driving past +Keep your eyes upon the road +When the world ends +Eat healthy +Lose weight +You’ll disappear +Into blank space +Your molecules will break apart +When the world ends" +Lambda is solvent,"Celsius is a sentient +Is incontinent +Markets +Orange +Tree +Markets +Orange +Tree +Markets +Orange +Tree +What can we do +What can we do +Oh yeah +I said now +We're all gonna go down together +If we stick together we're gonna make it one way or another +Whatever that means +Machines are sent to +Good luck to you +Good luck to you +Good luck to us +Good luck +Good luck" +35000ft above the ground Cocoon,"me spoon me I'm +a puddle a dream of flying People +are yelling at me all around my brain +apparently not trying to be subtle we live +in the golden age of television I fill +my brain with our feelings Feels +like empty calories Everyone +in London +was reading newspapers I should be reading novels +I put my head between my knees 35000ft +I feel sticky the air is thick and +thin with human beings My +rhythm's all messed up I feel so icky +no nourishment from the croissants that I'm +eating I have to get up to pee +at least once an hour can give up +my aisle seat no that just won't work +there's no logic to this feeling that I +hate everyone maybe this is the real me +maybe I'm +a great big jerk great big jerk great +big jerk great big jerk" +Keep Your,"10K Keep +it and instead Take +the steps you need to take To +combat harassment Keep +your 10K No +one’s asking for it But +there’s a chorus that needs your help And +you just seem to ignore it Keep +your 10k and develop a Terms +of Service +you’ll enforce Keep +Your 10k and make sure the block feature +works on all platforms Keep +your 10k and give us better privacy settings +What is it about what we’re asking that +you are not getting? Introducing +these new features Is +like throwing glitter around a pothole And +going welp I guess that’s fixed Keep +your 10k because so many women and people +of color Have +been driven from your platform And +you’ve done nothing" +When you measure out,"1/4 of a cup +Of any kind of oil +You will never get enough +You can leave it upside down +For an hour but it’s not +Coming out +No, it’s never coming out +Some things in life are impossible +You’ll never know what lies beyond +Can’t measure cooking oil +You gotta find where you belong +When you measure out +The distance to the wall +And then measure half +And then half again +And then you keep measuring +Half and half and half +You will never reach the wall +And your head will start to spin +Can’t measure to the wall" +It's another late night song,"Singing a song in the dark +I'm still waiting for the footage from the show the show so +I won't have much of a song +When +I'm traveling it all goes wrong" +I am baking strawberry shortcake,"Strawberry shortcake +Strawberry shortcake +Won’t you have some strawberry shortcake? +Strawberry shortcake +Yeahhh" +Oh I found out the thing I love,"the most I have to leave behind Oh +no one ever tells you that you're on +your own When +you die Some +people try and take it with them when +they go But +they don't know Some +people cling like static to a balloon But +they are fools, they are fools Oh +you can't force the well to give you +water when the rain hasn't come Oh +you can't make it rain or change your +nature even if you cut off your thumbs +Your opposable thumbs Some +people they try and push it But +the river goes Where +the river goes Human +beings have too much going on inside them, +ohhhh This +much I know I'm +going where the wind blows free I'm +going where I can be me I’m +going where no one knows my name No +one knows This +much I know I'm +going where the wind blows free I'm +going where I can be me I’m +going where nobody knows my name This +much I know" +Get well soon Jonathan,"man Thanks +I'll do my best Getting +better now should be your plan Yes +I'll go get some rest Meet +a song a day you'll find a way +Yes it's true that's the game I play +But just in case I'm +here today If +you don't want to write a song sick +don't write all you wrote one and you +don't like now if you don't want to +write a song gotta write one If +you don't like it gonna post it does +a little bit" +I've been waiting for this moment for months,"And it's finally here +OKAY +This is special +THIS IS special +ALL RIGHT +I'm finally gonna get a heritage unit on camera +ALL RIGHT +This is special' +OH +THIS IS special +Look at that +Blue and grey +Coupled to the +Iowa pacific +Take a look at that +Oh my goodness +That is awesome! +chous +listen to that bell +listen to that horn +wahooo +listen to that bell +YEAH +listen to that horn +oh my god! +she's beautiful yeah +listen to that horn +oh my god +oh my god +it's a BL2 TOo +Ah, that horn gives me the chills +And the chills have absolutely nothing +To do with how cold it is here +That doesn't stop a Foamer +OH! +Especially when it comes to heritage equipment +We're gonna watch this +OH! Illinois central livery" +You wanna fight,"You wanna fight everybody +You wanna fight +Wanna fight in every situation +You wanna fight +Wanna fight with your enemy +Wanna fight your friends +It’s your only inclination +You wanna fight +But I don’t wanna fight you +You wanna argue +Everything all the time +Everybody’s wrong +And you you are right +You feel that logic +Is the only thing that works +But you’re way less Spock +And you’re way more Kirk +Don’t come to me +If you just wanna have it out +I’m more interested +In what’s going happening right now +What’s going on in your life? +What are you worried about? +Is it all day sunshine +Or dark thunderstorm clouds +I wonder what it’s like to always be angry +To carry your anger like a rabid dogl in your mind +But don't go bringing that stuff to me +I haven't got the patience or the time" +What's the ticker,"The ticker is +E +What's the ticker +The ticker is +E +What's the ticker +The ticker is +E +The ticker is +E +What's the ticket +The ticker is +E +What's the ticker +The ticker is +E +What +The ticker +The ticker is +E +The ticker is +E +Underneath +Don't go to sleep +For you +I miss it +It +See +Give everything you do +You gotta do it +Don't sleep on it +Cause the ticker is +What's the ticker +The ticker is he what ticker +The ticker is +E +What's the ticker +The ticker is he +The ticker is +E +Yeah +What" +I am putting the crib,"Back together today +Cuz we’re gonna foster +toddler or a baby +I hope that I am +good father to them +Just as I hope I +a good father every day +I try, I try, I try, I try, I try +I don’t always get it right +But I try, but I try +I am putting the crib +Back together today +Tighten the screws, looking for clues +Fix the room up for baby +I know it’ll be hard +Babies always are +Song a day takes a back seat +To those beautiful wild baby screams +R" +That’s her name,"Helen Mae +We’re here cuz your cat needs surgery +Helen Mae, Helen Mae x10 +Ivory’s gonna go get her +Ivory King, Ivory King x3 +Frisky cat, naw fuck that +You’re whiskey cat +In fact you’re a big bad ass +You’re a huge mother fucking bad ass +And as a matter of fact +I think that we all oughta tip our hats +To the catty, kitty cat known as the whiskey cat +Known as the whiskey cat +Whiskey, you love me +And you know that I love you too +Whiskey, please let this song be +The song that gets you through +Whiskey, her name, the cat’s name is whiskey +It’s a boy! +His name is Whiskey, his femur has dislocated from his hip +He’s got some mighty large balls +Huge, huge, huge balls +And that makes Whiskey a real badass motherfucking cat +Oh yeah" +at engadget,"and there was steve +oh my god +why isn't it streaming +they streamed the last two +and there is steve +oh my god +no one expected steve +to be there +but now he is there +and we're so glad that he's healthy enough +to stand on stage and +do his thing +announce the ipad 2 as it was meant to be +We all knew it was the iPad 2 x2 +But Steve Jobs" +b babies,"for B b bernie +Let’s make sure the world keeps turning +Babies know what we’ll all soon be learning +It’s b b babies +for b b Bernie +Feel the bern, a wha oh +Feel the bern, no that’s just a diapy rash +Feel the bern a wha oh +You gotta feel +You gotta feel + B b babies +for B b bernie +She is progressive, she is discerning +For better wealth equality we are all yearning +It’s b b babies +for b b Bernie +Feel the bern, feel it +Peek a boo and reveal it +He’ll earn the bern he won’t steal it +You gotta feel +You gotta feel" +Sitting in Penn,"Station he's been indicted yeah he's been indicted +yeah he's been indicted Indicted +Is he gonna go to jail Nobody +knows he's like a worm wriggling out of +all his clothes when the walls are closing +in that's when he escapes but at least +he's been indicted yeah he's been indict yeah +he's been dilated Inducted +I hope they lock him up Throw +away the key they lock him up for +you and for me he's been indicted yeah +he's been indicted yeah he's been indicted Indicted" +the way that things work out?,"is it simply preordained +or can it all go another route? +i know +i know +i don't believe in god +but i don't believe in coincidence +except for very few instances +i have no explanation but this +rodent to rodent +father to son +through distance and time +the heart would not be undone +i know +i know +sometimes I don't know what I believe +but i believe in love +what brings us all together +though we wander separate paths +like newton's second law +drawn in by the mass +i know i know +sometimes science can't explain +complicated relationships +of humans and the long ellipse +that leads us to back to where we +started from +rodent to rodent +father to son +through distance and time +the heart would not be undone +i know +i know +sometimes I don't know what I believe +but i believe in love +what makes us similar +what marks our differences +it's somewhere deep inside us +but we don't know where it is +i know +i know +that nature plays a part +but the recipe is complicated +a twisting turning never straight +ed path that leads us back to where +we started from +rodent to rodent +father to son +through distance and time +the heart would not be undone +i know +i know +sometimes I don't know what I believe +but i believe in love" +Constitutes 4% of the total bodyweight of humans,"It’s a vital part of the lymphatic system +And in large bones it produces new blood cells +Bone marrow +Bone marrow +It’s extremely important the your bone marrow is healthy +But sometimes things can go wrong +And if they go wrong, then you need a transplant +But first you gotta find a match +And sometimes that can be difficult +And that’s where the point of the song is at +Join the bone marrow registry +It’s simple, quick and easy +All the gotta do is swab at you +And you could save a life +And if you’re ever a match +They’ll give you barely a scratch +And just like that you’ll be saving a life +Bone marrow +Bone marrow +Bone marrow +Bone marrow" +Mama went home but we stayed here,"We have each other +We're not alone +But we miss her so sincere +We'll see +Mama tomorrow after she comes home from work +Oh +I miss you +Mama +Oh +I miss you +Mama +Oh +I miss you +Mama +Something fierce +Something fierce +Mama is everything to me +Mama makes it possible to be free +Mama +I love you +Mama +Oh +Mama +I miss you +Mama +Mama +I love you +Mama +I love you +Mama +I love you so" +Are You Sick of Seeing My Running?,"I go running everyday +Because that's who i want to be +And this app posts to Facebook +For all ya'll to see +Are you sick of seeing my workouts +movin through your feed +Or does it make you want to die inside +Or go listen to Creed +Well i post because it seems +And i may be off base with this +But if I make something and don't share +Then does that thing exist? +If I run and I'm just running +And i'm not posting and tracking +Then tell me friends of mine +Did it really happen" +"Altair, altair","Hard fork, we’re getting there +Upgrade the beacon chain +As we all prepare +For the great big merge +Oh the great big merge +Light clients without the bulk +Of syncing the blockchain in full +If you don’t keep your node up online +the penalty will be a bigger hefty fine +Everybody make sure to upgrade your nodes +So the beacon chain does not explodes +The upgrade may be the only one +Before proof of work is well and truly done" +"People lose their jobs, and they go get drunk","I like to get drunk with them because I’m unemployed +Man, I hope Obama can fix the economy +If he’s just another politician I’ll be annoyed +But he’s just a man +There’s only so much he can do +The onus is on us now to break the back of greed +Stab it through the heart +Tear it limb from limb +Throw away everything but what we need +I’m being held down by all of my loot +And I can’t help but see how I contribute to the problem +But I don’t wanna +But I don’t know how to stop +If everything collapses I will start a farm +Knowing nothing of farming except the early morning alarms +I’m overly romantic and woefully underqualified +Stuck between technology and a life simplified +And a life that’s simplified" +And a mother of 2,"She’s a powerful woman +With a powerful point of view +Nikki don’t need no man whose imagination’s a stump +She’s a woman on fire +With her lovely lady lumps +Nikki, you’ll be a midwife +Nikki, you win at your life +Nikki, you’ll raise your kids up +Nikki, with all of your love +Oh, Nikki x5 +Nikki x3 +Nikki is a single mom +Getting by day by day +She can lay the law down +Upon whatever comes her way +Nikki don’t need a man +Some halfhearted, spineless chump +She wants a man that’s full +And ready for her lady lumps +Nikki, you will find a true love +Nikki, whatever that is made of +Nikki, you’ll raise your kids up +Nikki, with all of your love +Oh, Nikki x8 +So shake your lovely lady lumps, Nikki +Shake them in the face of those who don’t appreciate them +Shake your lovely lady lumps, Nikki +Some day not far away you’ll show them all they’re overrated +Oh, Nikki x2 +You have every right to be dicky +Cuz love’s tricky +And sticky +But some day you’ll find someone who can be +The hunk to your lady lumps +The tree trunk to your lady lumps +The soulful funk to your lady lumps +The ??? monk to your lady lumps +So shake your lovely lady lumps, Nikki +Shake them in the face of those who don’t appreciate them +Shake your lovely lady lumps, Nikki +Some day not far away you’ll show them all they’re overrated +Nikki, oh, Nikki +You have every right to be dicky +Love’s tricky +And sticky +But some day you’ll find someone who can be +All that you want him to be +Nikki" +Walking away Taking,"a stand Putting +all your eggs in one basket I am +having a good time a good time without +people in my spaces I'm +going crazy I am going to the place +where the people know my name I am +going to the place where I'm +trying just the same to hold on Telling +the truth telling a lie Taking +all my time Taking +my sweet turn Going +which way I know not where Picking +up things that I cannot bear I am +going to the place where the people know +my name I am going to the place +where the people just to say Care +about me Care +about me Care +about me I know what it looks like +I know what it sounds like I notice +what you think you think is happening here +I know what you're thinking I know what +you dreaming I know that you don't know +what everything is so clear I'm +going to the place where the people People +no money I'm +going to the place where they feel just +to say about me about me about me +about me about me about me" +To the woman who yelled,"At me today +When I was filming +At exchange place +I know you were just +Doing your job +I was doing mine +And so let’s not +Make it into something +Bigger than it is +Pit against each other +For the capitalists +We both have got to +Work for a living +In this world +So unforgiving +I walked away from you +I didn’t want to have to explain +Anything to you +In the Jersey City rain +You do what you do +And I’ll do the same +Everyday +Everyday" +You had a choice between me and Alex Jones,"And you chose Alex Jones +He wants to sell you broth made out of bones +And I’ve got nothing to sell you +But music +Sweet sweet music +You’ve been my fan for lo nearly 12 years +And you chose Alex Jones +He got sued for saying Sandy Hook wasn’t real +And so I don’t know what to tell you +I’ll just sing my +Music +Sweet sweet music +This old world is complicated +And full of contradiction +I view anyone who claims to have +The answers with suspicion +I will keep writing the songs I want to write +As you watch Alex Jones +I like to think I can tell wrong from right +About that I’ve made no bones +And I’ve made my +Music" +You hear it everyday Sometimes,"in the subtlest ways Sometimes +it’s in your face But +nonetheless its there Go +back to where u came from They're +taking all our jobs They +should learn to speak English +They are lazy foreign slobs It +is fear That +can consume you Fear +That will make you close your eyes But +it is love That +can bloom you Let +you open up to the sun and realize +We are all the same underneath our skin +Same beating hearts Same +blood within And +in the future As +we embrace We'll +feel the beating of a single heart of +the human race We +are told its not enough To +consume more than our weight in stuff When +things are getting rough we oughta buy more +Make it! Pack +it! Ship +it! Buy +it! Use +it! Toss +it! After +all isn't that what we're made for? With +no regard For +the impact Our +tireless consumption has (From all the beef to +the big smoke stack) Were +messing up the only home we have Put +down your wallet and go outside March +around Get +wide eyed Cause +in the future we'll take care of this +place And +the beating of a single heart Of +the human race We've +heard it all before there has always been +war From +the chimpanzees roar and the rocks he hurled +But we must evolve and find another way +to solve All +the disagreements of this world Well +it won't be simple, nothing ever is But +in that complexity is grace Cause +in the future Bound +by respect We’ll +feel of the beating of a single heart +of the human race We’ll +feel of the beating of a single heart +of the human race" +Focus on the things that take you where you want to go,"Leave the things behind that stop you +Life will always help you put it in perspective +Life will pick you and drop you +In this brisk spring morn +Where sheep are being shorn +Where bumble bees are born +You’re a delicate flower ready to bloom +And the dark soft rain +Falls drip drip on your brain +As you carry all your pain +Up to Mt. Doom +This is my only message +I say it over and over again +I shout it from my gutspace +I sing it soft and small +This is my only message +Been repeating it since I don’t know when +The beginning of time I guess +When God first learned to crawl +Focus on the things that bend and almost break you +Leave the things behind that make you stiff +Life will always help you get to where you need to +Life will always throw you off a cliff +Every book you read +And every kiss you need +It can all only lead +To the same death as your ancestors +You fumble with your keys +As you’re brought down to your knees +As you work to please +Your shareholders and investors" +In and out your breath go and you,"give it all up and you give it +all up Pointing +in the direction that the wind blows and +you give it all up Give +it all up I start doing that yeah +you can share what you got from going +from there to hear you give it all +and you give it all up One +time you said the word nobody heard you +it's absurd you don't look for the future +in the past anymore One +time you looked left you looked right you +looked everywhere for your heart but you couldn't +find it again One +time I took you to the beach climb +and you heard that I give it all +up Talk +a little crabby dance all the little fierce +things don't mean a thing Cause +you give it all up If +you don't hear when I shout how you +gonna hear when I got it all about +in the world and the mountain of the +top of everything if you don't look in +the mirror when you die yourself in the +mountain top and you're going to go down +Going to go down again Give +it all something Give +it all up up can you give it +all up Up +up can you give it all" +I want to see a,"Vulcan smile +Want to see a +Klingon fall in love +Want to see a +Betazoid have a one night stand +Jean +Lucard is my man +Captain +Jean +Lupicard of the +USS the +Starship +Enterprise" +Allistair hey Allistair,"You're one year old! +You're crawling all around +Yeah you are on a roll +Adaloo and pickles are your best friends +And mommy and daddy +Love watching you grow +Hey allistair +Hey allistair +there's a ceiling fan +You love to watch it spin +Hey allistair +Hey allistair +there's a ceiling fan +you're a little man +Allistair hey Allistair +It's Halloween +Most people got one costume +But you got three +Halloween is your birthday +And so I say three cheers +It's cold in Minnesota +At this time of year +Hey allistair +Hey allistair +there's a ceiling fan +You love to watch it spin +Hey allistair +Hey allistair +there's a ceiling fan +you're a little man" +Elon,"Musk is not smart +Elon +Musk is not smart +Let the workers unionize +Elon +Musk is not smart +Elon +Musk is not smart +Elon +Musk is not smart +Elon +Musk is not smart +Elon +Musk is not smart +Elon +Musk is not smart +Elon +Musk is not smart +Let the workers union +Elon +Musk is not smart +Elon +Musk is not smart" +Sometimes I don’t know how to be,"And I don’t know where I fit in +The world keeps turning without my help +All I’ll ever be +All I’ve ever been +I know, I know, I know that it’s +Just thought, just another feeling +That I had today +Between eating breakfast +And taking out the garbage +Sometimes I feel disconnected +And I don’t know where I belong +I’m looking out but it’s misdirected +I’ll bet it was inside all along +But I know, I know, I know that it’s +Just thought, just another feeling +That I had today +Between taking a shower +And brushing my teeth +But I know, I know, I know that it’s +Just thought, just another feeling +That I had today +That I had today +Sometimes I’m like a little child +Who’s in the dark +And so afraid +It’s good maybe, for a while +To be totally lost, and then find your way +But I know, I know, I know that it’s +Just thought, just another feeling +That I had today +Between writing a song +And eating lunch" +I got a tornado warning This,"was yesterday while watching Inside +out too This +was in the theater Everybody's +phones were silent Then +they rang out like a bel We +didn't know what to do so we just +kept watching I find myself asking do I +just live somewhere Now +tornadoes are a problemI didn't think that would +be a problemIs there anywhere that's safe from +climate changeMaybe somewhere up in theArctic but probably +notWhere can you goWhere can you settleWhere can +you go to feel safeThe main antagonist if +you can call it that ofInside out too +was her anxietyI got a tornado warningThis was +yesterdayThis was inside the theater watchingInsideOut" +First one in,"Last one to leave +Invite you for drinks +But you’re never free +Hey, ok, whatever, it’s your void +Party after party +It’s 5am +Your skin is on fire +You’ll sleep when you’re dead +Hey, ok, whatever, it’s your void +Everybody’s cancelled +You’re drowning in takes +ould go for a walk +But you can’t look away +Hey, ok, whatever, it’s your void +Staring up at the stars +Or into the fire +Charcoal to stone +Some unnamed desire +3 o’clock thoughts +Dreams or a nightmare +Huddled in trees +Beauty and terror +Feet on the trail +4am sharp +No no excuses +You go hard +Hey, ok, whatever, it’s your void +Soccer practice +And then violin +Gotta read them Harry Potter +And teach them to swim +Hey, ok, whatever it’s your void +Noticing emotions +Watch them ebb +Silence for months +Sitting crosslegged +Hey, ok, whatever, it’s your void" +Don’t look to me for something profound,"Cuz I’m not gonna give it +If you wanna hear a song I will sit right down +But then I got life I gotta live it +Song a day it ebbs and flows +Sometimes I focus on other things +I’m not sure I can explain it well +With these words I sing +New years eve +I leave it all behind +All the preconceptions living in my mind +New years eve +Can you grow and change +While maintaining who you are +Keeping that part the same +My head isn’t here, it’s somewhere else +Chewing on anther problem +And I’m not sure when it will return +I guess when I’ve gotten to the bottom +Sun goes up and sun goes down +1000 days go by +I’m not sure I know who I am +I’m not sure why I try +New years eve +As if it’s some kind of sign +To refill your blood vessels and empty out your mind +New years eve +Can we grow and chance +While maintaining who we are +Keeping that part the same" +Billionaires fighting,"Billionaires dying +We’re grasping at something +Yeah we’re really trying +But we can’t cover up +What we’re going through +Can’t delay payment +When the bill comes due +The oceans on fire +The orcas attack +This whole planet +Is fighting back +No alien saviors +Are coming for you +They’re just observing +The bill coming due +Somebody’s starving +And unemployed +Meanwhile we’re screaming +Into the void +It’s not narcissism +We don’t know what to do +While sitting and waiting +For the bill to come due +Billionaires dying +Don’t know when to quit +We lecture each other +For the dopamine hit +The ocean is black +It never was blue +We’ve run out of air +And the bills coming due" +Give me a taste,"Of my own medicine +Tastes like anxious +Tired and hesitant +Tastes like hoping +For something to happen +Tastes like nothing +Tastes like everything +Who put this medicine here +I don’t know whether to kill or thank them +Who put this medicine here +They left the bottle open +Give me a taste +Of my own medicine +Tastes like horny +Fat and balding +Tastes like spring time +Tastes like grass +Tastes like the future +With hints of the past +Who put this medicine here +And did they do it on purpose +Who put this medicine here +These purple pills are enormous +Give me a taste +Of my own medicine +It needs to be shaken +And left in the rain +It tastes like failure +Tastes like music +It tastes like gratitude +That it has any taste at all +Who put this medicine here +It won’t fill the whole that’s inside you +Who put this medicine here +And are they standing right beside you" +And I think it's like a numbers game,"in a way I would say embarrassing That's +mostly I think it would be hard to +do something that you like every single day +I learned design tutorials online went to school +for computer snap graphic design Throughout +that time I've +been doing different stuff Was +a project that I saw from Tom +Judd He +did sketch a day I think it's like +a first game in a way I would +say embarrassing That's +mostly I think it would be hard to +do something that you like every single day +If any of you saw Jod +Jonathan Mann +yesterday talk about the exact same fucking thing +but like a thousand times better His +talk was amazing Pretty +much covered everything Hey +people Crap +It's Johnson +Mann trying to rap It's +gonna suck But +you know what We +suck every day So +it's like so what Come +congrats on 5000 now I'm +just about 600 behind I wish you 20000 +more till your hands fall off and you +go blind Because +numbers game in a way I would say +embarrassing That's +most days I It +would be hard to do something that you +like every single day Every +single day Every +single day Every +single day Every +single day Every +single day Every +single day Every +single day Every +single day Every +single day Get +up work Play +with the kids Work +more Go +to bed work more Go +to bed Get +up work Play +with the kids Work +more Go +to bed work more Go +to bed Get +up work Play +with your kids Work +more Go +to bed work more Go +to bed Get +up work Play +with your kids Work +more Go +to bed work more Go +to back It's +like a first game in a way I +would say embarrassing That's +most days I think it would be hard +to do something that you like every single +day Every +single day Every +single day Every +single day Every +single day Every +single day Every +single day Every +single day Every +single day Every +single day" +You might be superb,"You might be superfluous +You might be superman +Or just super silly us +You might be a supervisor +You might be supernatural +Deserving of superlatives +But all of that is superficial +Will you go +Super nova +Superimposed +When it’s all over +You supersede +The superhuman +Supervene +What are you doin’ +Will you go +Super nova +Superimposed +When it’s all over +You supersede +The superhuman +Supervene +What are you doin’" +I went to the zoo and I got,"to fly a whole course around to the +other side. That's +crazy. If +I play some some music will you make +up a song for me? I really don't +know that much. Only +me and Poppy +don't know. We +only have your fire fire champ. What +were you saying the fire fire champ? All +fire fighters in the day. We +have to get one. We +run so fast. We +can do it. We +need to do it. We +have to do it and do it. We +have to do it. We +have to sing it. We +have to do it. We +have to do it. Yeah, +that was my song. I like that song. +That's a good song." +When I get lost out in the fog,"Everything I know is wrong +When I'm up state or way down town +And I'm the only thing for miles around +I say hey +I say hey +When the drifter goes and the summer falls +It's time to put on the overalls +When the corn is falling off the cob +Then it's safe to leave your job +And say hey +Say hey +When cookies taste like a savory meal +And your mother says to you “just deal” +When grapes of wrath are best served cold +Well you're never too young and never too old +To say hey +To say hey +To say hey" +i got eyes like an eagle can see in the dark,"i specialize in cannibals and crimes of that sort +my anger is long but my patience is short +I get lots of ladies cause i'm so cool +Nobody's ever called me a fool +I've been called dangerous, been called intense +I am over brimming with confidence" +Here's a version of the lyrics with improved,"line breaks for better readability: Even +just the way it smells It +lives inside my bone Looking +at me you can tell It +lives inside my bones Inside +my bone Every +leaf and stream My +bone and in my dreams I go and +now here I are Every +sight and sound That +lives inside my bone Just +looking around And +lives inside my bone I could tell you +all about it someday Or +I could show you If +you joined me away Everything +I know It +lives inside my bone I learned right here +at home It +lives inside my bone Oh, +it lives inside my bones Oh, +it lives inside my bones" +Two,"Butter is riding on a tractor train +Two +Butter is riding on a tractor train +Jupiter is riding on a tractor train +Jupiter is riding on tractor train +On a train +On train +On a train +Anything" +short song,"About nothing in particular +Here I go +Just singing some words +No meaning beyond the obvious one +That I'm singing a song about song yeah +Gotta go gotta go right now +Gotta go gotta go right now +song about nothing in particular +Gotta go gotta go right now +Gotta go gotta go right now +short song about nothing in particular +short song about nothing in particular +On the move +Words flowing freely +Steam meanings drift away +Lift the neighbors, walls start +Shaking +Gotta go gotta go right now +Gotta go gotta go right now +short song about nothing in particular +Gotta go gotta go right now +Gotta go gotta go right now +short song about nothing in particular +Gotta go gotta go right now +Gotta go gotta go right now +short song about nothing in particular +Gotta go gotta go right now +Gotta go gotta go right now +short song about nothing in particularrrrr" +My heart beats fast and my face goes numb,"Dizziness and I’m struck dumb +Panic panic overwhelmed +I’m a speck of dust on a roll of film +cuz it’s just too beautiful +it’s just too beautiful +it’s just too beautiful +I hallucinate and the world goes dark +the lines and figures the strokes and marks +Each step I take I’m afraid I’ll fall +Give me everything or nothing at all +cuz it’s just too beautiful +it’s just too beautiful +it’s just too beautiful +i’m rising above the room now +i’m floating through the roof +My companion doesn’t believe me +She says that she needs proof +When I fall into her arms she says +That I’m just overdramatic +But the EKG and the MRI would read +Ecstasy ecstatic +When I walk these halls I’m vulnerable +It cuts me deep down to my soul +I try to be strong and stand my ground +But taste is color and light is sound +cuz it’s just too beautiful +it’s just too beautiful +it’s just too beautiful" +Sometimes when I'm,"really bummed these are the things that I +think about My +baby girl the love of my life my +cat Kissing +and dating and all that stuff French +fries Boy +beer Brooklyn +beer 197 million squares miles to explore Kitty +cats taking naps macaroons bikini tops sock hops +Certain people like Jackson +Lex getting love you in a text Liggett +Park Zoo +has free admission So +many places to go People +loving things to me When +I wake up I see love in those +all around me Life +has ups and downs that is what makes +it fun don't need anything I'll +prevent As +long as I've +got oxygen Life +can be real but at least it's not +all bad Love +makes it better hate makes it dumber it's +the only game that's free to play and +lasts a lifetime Zapow +we love comics Life +is a luxury cause we live in countries +that have money cause I have a vegan +partner who teaches me to eat algae because +life has music in it Living +with ADHD +isn't enough Amazing +dreams Distraction +from the narrow line of my old hey +it's raining Life +is great when you can craft the path +of your undoing Creating +majesty for the masses My +credit cards are finally paid off Time +to start saving money yeah right So +many places to go People +loving things to me When +I wake up I see the loving those +all around me like cats Ups +and downs that is what makes it fun +I don't need anything occupant as long as +I've got oxygen so great is my life +because I got Santa +as my wife Life +is great so is cake Yolo +yolo I live my life off high myself +and wonder I love life but only two +days a week Apples +are a good fruit and they're plentiful I +got two storms that can't get any better +than this Video +games is what life is all about so +many places to go people to love and +things to eat When +I wake up I see the love of +so many places to go People +loving things to me When +I wake up I see loving those all +around me Life +have ups and down that is what makes +it fun I don't mean anything none you +lived as long as I've +got oxygen" +"Go easy, go easy on yourself","Go easy, go easy on yourself, yourself +Life can pile on you +And the truth will truth will out +So go easy, go easy on yourself +Beatin' yourself up +Beatin' yourself up +It's a comfortable way to live +Some people blame other people +You blame yourself +And then you don't have to give +You don't have to look in anybody's eyes +And say hey you hurt me, hey you hurt me +All you do is look straight, straight inside and say +Well I guess this is my fault +Go easy, go easy on yourself +Go easy, go easy on yourself, yourself +Life might pile on you +But the truth will always out +So go easy, go easy on yourself +You might be +You might be avoiding +And that's OK, you know +All you have to be is be the way you are +Be a little, be a lot, try not at all or hard +Say what you mean when you can, when you can +And say with a full throat +Stop hitting yourself, stop hitting yourself +This song is the antidote" +Sprinklers are a-sprinklin’,"Work is out, drinks are in +Time for summer now +Well, a warm breeze holds a lot of sway +With a group of friends who are out to play +I fell in love on an August day +It’s time for summer now +Spring is gone and jumped the shark +Tank tops t-shirts feel the spark +The day’s just starting when it’s getting dark +It’s time for summer now +Well let’s have a picnic and then a hike +I’m playing a show, are you feelin’ psyched +No need to drive, you can take your bike +It’s time for summer now +Have another peach, eat an avocado, yeah +Let’s go to the beach where it’s hot o hot o yeah +Movie marathon, then a party where we dance +Everybody’s having fun and no one’s wearing pants +Hot tub, back rub starry, starry night +Doggie off the leash, no no, she doesn’t bite +If you be my body guard, you can call me Al +We’ll all have different names, cus it’s time for summer now +Take your bathing suit up out of the drawer +Flip flops on and out the door +Now’s the time to go explore +Time for summer now +All weights are lifted +Bans repealed +Backyard garden through the farmer’s field +sins forgiven and wounds are healed +it’s time for summer now +friends spend the night in the extra room +gallons of sweat are their only perfume +a wop bobba loo ba, a wop bam boom +time for summer now +now everyone’s sleepy, but first a sunrise +with my arm around my baby, I have a good cry +as I reminisce about the summers gone by +oh, time for summer now +Have another peach, eat an avocado, yeah +Let’s go to the beach where it’s hot o hot o yeah +Movie marathon, then a party where we dance +Everybody’s having fun and no one’s wearing pants +Hot tub, back rub starry, starry night +Doggie off the leash, no no, she doesn’t bite +If you be my body guard, you can call me Al +We’ll all have different names, cus it’s time for summer, +time for summer, time for summer now" +There’s a giant spider,"At the center of the earth +And someone’s gotta fight her +Or we’re gonna get hurt +Looks like a job for the Doctor +Oh and Donna too +Yes they will stop her +That’s what they always do +They’ll give you a chance to be +The bigger spider and end this peacefully +But we know that’s not what you’re about +And so they’ll have to blow you out +With Santa Bombs0 +And a very sad heart +Keep calm carry on +Gonna blow you apart +Donna’s not going +Along for the ride +But Doc needs someone +By his side" +Come on come on,"Let’s go now +I know you know how +To dance +You know how to dance +One is enough but two’s good +Gotta learn how to lose good +Too +You know know how to dance +Was afraid of giving up but +Felt like I wasn’t living up +To you +Who knows how to +So I took my time with it +Tried to find the sunshine in it +ooo +You know how to dance" +If you're looking for a place to live and play,"In the East Bay +There's only two, two words +You oughta know +Any size or price +Any amenity you seek +You'll find the perfect place through +Cedar Properties +Cedar Properties +In Oakland and Berkeley +With a quiet expertise +That’s Cedar Properties +here's a two bedroom two bath +In the heart of North Berkeley, yeah +Black granite bar and picnic in the back, ohh +Beautiful hardwood floors +Mere blocks away from BART +It's a quiet neighborhood +With a spiral staircase to boot +Cedar Properties +In Oakland and Berkeley +With a quiet expertise +That’s Cedar Properties +Cedar Properties +I've been so pleased +For two years with such ease +With cedar properties +The maintenance men always come when you ask +They'll help you with any task +The rent is so fair that it's absurd +And they give you until the third +Cedar Properties" +.,"Go to bed hungry +Go to bed sick +Watch the snow fall +24 inches thick +The snow is still soft +The heat is still off +And I’m trying to keep myself warm +Try to make dinner +Try to make toast +Hear the wind howling +Just like a ghost +The elevator broke +The hall’s filled with smoke +And I’m trying to keep myself warm +Call up the super +Call up the doc +Use the over +heater ad hoc +The flurries keep going +The snow keeps on snowing +And I’m trying to keep myself warm +Ice on the windows +Draft in the air +Can anybody see me +Is anyone there +If I drown in the bath +Don’t send a life raft +I’m just trying to keep myself warm" +Let me just be very clear as the,"Incoming chairman Senate +Budget Committee +Incoming chairman Senate +Budget Committee +Incoming chairman Senate +Budget Committee +Incoming chairman Senate +Budget Committee +I remember what happened in 2010 The +Democrats controlled the Senate +controlled the White +House controlled the House +Remember that They +had the power Democrats +Democrats governed White +House Democrats +governed White +House They +did not deliberate for the American +so what we have got to do right +now no ifs buts or neighbors is have +an aggressive agenda that says we understand we +have to act and act now They +had the power as the Democrats +Incoming chairman Senate +Budget Committee +Incoming chairman Senate +Budget Committee +Incoming chairman Senate +Budget Committee +Incoming chairman Senate +Budget Committee +People can't pay their medical bills People +are going deeper into debt People +are facing addiction Millions +of people have lost their job We +know you're in pain We +have to act and act out We +have got to be bold They +had the power Mr +Democrats incoming chairman Senate +Budget Committee +Incoming chairman Senate +Budget Committee +Incoming chairman Senate +Budget Committee +Incoming chairman Senate +Budget Committee +Incoming chairman Senate +Budget Committee +Incoming chairman Senate +budget Budget +commitment Incoming +tram is budget commitment Incoming +trip" +When it seems for sure that nobody knows,"In the land of the bailout +The curious man is king, oh +Shuster likes to Twitter with the best of them +Putting the screws to the guests when they wrestle him +He’s the host of a show called 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue +Sixteen! (Sixteen!) +Hundred! (Hundred!) +Pennsyl (Pennsylvania Avenue!) +Pennsylvania Avenue! +David Shuster calls out all the hypocrites +When they get all pithy throwing hissy fits +Karl Rove is such an easy target! +The man is just asking for it! +But Shuster’s not afraid to have a little fun +As evidence I’m sitting here singing you this song +Shuster’s probably laughing +And then he’s gonna Twitter it from the set of… +Sixteen! (Sixteen!) +Hundred! (Hundred!) +Pennsyl (Pennsylvania Avenue!) +Pennsylvania Avenue on MSNBC!" +If it’s all about money,"If it’s just about money +Then you know you can’t mess with me +Don’t you know honey +You’re never gonna make it if +Money is all you see +Flip flop skip and hop +You know I don’t mess with that +Punks apes who the fuck cares +Be cool like a cool cat +If it’s all about money +If it’s just about money +You know you can’t fuck with me +Don’t you know honey +You’re never gonna make it if +Money is all you see +Take your lumps +Every couple of months +You all start in with this +You sound so dumb +Two rival clubs +Enough of this bullshit" +You got this model how the world works,"All men are lying jerks that will forsake you +You hold this truth to be self evident +But it is not. It just negates you. +You got some bad theories +Bad theories +Bad theories, oh +You watch your parents and you're learning from them +At first you pretend and then you've absorbed it +You think that they are the way that it is +But there's infinity ways to go for it +Human beings are pattern machines +But patterns shift and change +Look again with eyes that see +The vulnerable and strange +One day you can be so sure +That nothing ever moves +And the next the world opens up +And you're poised to disprove" +Don’t let it get you down,"In the space that you surround +Your heart beat might be the only sound +But don’t let it get you don’t +Everything you got’s finite +And you’ve got it wrapped up tight +Your close to letting go but not quite +Everything you got’s finite +We’re told stories when we’re young +Live in the moment before it’s gone +Life is punishment and fun +Is never in the cards +I never knew what to believe +So many words flying at me +It brought me down to my knees +Before I stood up and called +Don’t let it bring you down +When there’s no end to what you can’t figure out +You’ll never get all the answers now +Don’t let it bring you down +When you feel like you got nothing left +That’s when you never know what you’ll get +Could be orderly or a mess +When you feel like you got nothing left +When you’ve been filled up to the top +It’s ok if you want to stop +Hide away and belly flop +Down into your hole +When you’re ready to emerge +You’ll find that all the mystic words +Suddenly fall into the dirt +And won’t affect your soul +Don’t let it get you down +In the space that you surround +Your heart beat might be the only sound +But don’t let it get you don’t" +This is a set up,"For the rest of your life +Don’t get it wrong +This is the way you +Can turn on the light +Let in the sun +I’m not interested +In all those things you did +I don’t care who you were yesterday +I’m just trying to see +If you can ever be +the person you’ve been all along anyway +This is a moment +Just like any other +Try not to let it last +All you have +Is how you turn the corner +Just don’t take it too fast +This is a set up +For everything you’ve got +Now just leave it all behind +Nobody’s waiting +It’s time your wasting +trying to make up your mind" +Long day so tired,"Running errands all the while +Got to go to bed now because it's time to sleep now +Long long day +Long day of errands all the way +Good night +Good night +Good night +Night night +Good night +Good night +Good night +Night night +Good night +Good night +Good night night +Good night +Good night" +I think I’ll write another song,"It’s been a long, long day of writing songs +I think I’ll write another song +It’s been a long, long day of writing songs +I think I’ll write another song +It’s been a long, long day of writing songs +I think I’ll write another song" +Sometimes night sometimes mean Everybody,"do the quarantine Some +people like pink Some +people like green Everybody +do the quarantine I was first No +I was first I was first No +I was first I liked first Okay +fine I was first No +not this time Okay +fine Hello +Smiley face Oh +oh Hello +smiley face He +saw you in Boston +Now we're in Israel +Happy Corona +Singalong Let +me ask you a question What +do you think I was second Oh +oh oh oh oh Hey +you're strive lean he he he Sometimes +we livestre dream in the middle of a +quarantine I like vegetables a lot Don't +be nice don't be mean Just +be kind to each other in the quarantine +Everybody loves to say something Everybody +here in the quarantine My +dad used to rode it for meatloaf they +called him hamburger Helper +Yeah Pencils +hove the creep Hey +babe Hello +from Atlanta +J man Hope +you and the fam are well Hey +bab What +better time to livestream than here during a +quarantine You +can tell me things in a makeup song +and if you like you can sing along +It goes ooh ooh ooh ooh it goes +ooh ooh ooh ooh it goes ooh ooh +ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh +Stop the coronavirus Stop +it any way you can We're +all going nuts here stuck inside Stop +the coronavirus Oh +someone's gotta have a plan to make this +thing go bye bye Go4pro +in Coco +co a rona Go4pro +in Coco +co Corona +This is for my dad I love you +Dad I played gry This +is for my dad I love you Dad +I played gry Coco +Roll Go +for pro Coco +Roll go for pro Can +you imagine a bunch of dudes sitting in +a house playing video games They'd +all be dead right now because of the +virus I'm +not go sing that about Lindsay +Lohan No +I'm not gonna sing that No +no no Category +says Mario +World But +we're singing about the end of the world +Category says Mario +World But +we're singing about the end of the world +Category says Mario +World But +we're singing about the end of the world +I love you Galat +emotes She's +next to me listening to you I love +you Galat +emotes She +sits in here Listen +to me to you Oh +am I pronouncing that even remotely correctly Category +says Mario +World But +we're singing about the end of the world +On Twitch +and You +Tube and Facebook +and Twitter +It's supposedly Linked +In too but it doesn't seem to be +working My +eyes My +eye eyes are Die +if My +eye eyes are Die +if My +eye eyes are di If +O you are the best Mr +Man My +eyes are I die if Ooh +Ha ha I love you Galakamotes +collapse Moats +motes Oh +man I'd +like to take requests but I don't remember +any of my songs I have no idea +how any of them go So +I'd like to take requests alone in my +apartment drinking beers Old +But I don't know how any of my +song go Oh +The category says Mario +world We're +singing about the end of the world The +category says Mario +world but we're singing about the end of +the world I always get in trouble when +I go up into my falsetto because it +just does not sound good It +sounds good to me but then I listen +back to it and it sounds horrible No +now I can't take requests I can't take +requests I can't take requests But +the good news is that this will be +my song of the day Killing +two birds with one stone With +one stone 1 2 3 My +eyes on me music Uh +oh 1 2 3 Old +go for pro anthem You +are the best Mr +Man The +category says Mario +world but we're singing about the end of +the world Yeet +yeet yeet yeet yeet yeet More +beers less corona What +a paradox In +times like these I'm +happy to be part of song of day +history Hi +Saniya Hi +Saniya Hopeyou're +doing well How +did the master of ceremonies introduced to Rowan +Eon film festival Oh +I don't get that reference I don't get +that reference In +times like these I'm +happy to be part of song a day +history And +times like these I'm +happy to be part of song of day +history Part +of the so habitably part of song of +day history Times +like these unfit to be part of song +a day Okay +I think that's the end for today That's +the end of for today I'll +be back tomorrow sometime between one and three +every day I think as long as we're +As long as we're cooped up" +In retrospect,"Myspace was kind of the best +We had +Music and all of the customizable things +It was a different time +I don’t want a clone +Of twitter to become my home +Again +I want to embrace the chaos +Of the internet and of living +Through this life +Top 8 and a music player +HTML and CSS +Maybe some decentralized identifiers +And a place to show off nfts" +Eat an orange for breakfast! ,"Eat an orange for breakfast! +Eat an orange for breakfast! +Eat an orange for breakfast! +Why don't you eat an orange before breakfast? +Why don't you eat an orange for breakfast?" +Open slash,"System slash +Library slash +Image +Slash capture slash +Devices slash +virituallscanner.app +Slash contents slash +Resources slash +Simple doc dot PDF +The bitcoin white paper has been embedded +In macOS +Since 2018 and who put it there +Is anybody’s guess +Apparently someone internally +Really likes crypto +But in future versions of macOS +Expect it to go +Away" +There was a fish named Paul,"and he was very small and he forgot +everything that he saw but he wanted to +remember to keep his mind limber so he +started taking pictures of wonderful things He +saw an octopus break dancing he saw an +old ghost ship with dead pirates he saw +a shark bite through a concrete slab he +saw a woman in an oyster with a +smile on her face oh Paul +the photographer fish I said Paul +the photographer fish Paul +saw a jelly fish on the telly that +looked so funny he was curious so he +camera in Finn +he did swim to where the jellyfish bloom +was in full swing Music +played from an old cock shell Everybody +moved and danced so well Paul +took pictures of everything so no matter what +he'd remember it oh Paul +the photographer fish that str the photographer fish +Paul heard tales from dolphins and whales of +creatures that lived upon dry land so he +swam to the shore and from the ocean +floor he saw strange animals doing weird things +he saw two small ones building with sand +Two bigger ones throwing some kind of ball +One small one came right up to Paul +he smiled and Paul +took his picture and swam away Paul +the photographer fish I said whoa The +photographer fish" +First I chewed on a little toy,"Then I chased a little boy +Then I fell asleep +Til she came in to sweep +And I woke up and ate some food +I could tell she was in a sad mood +I couldn’t smell him at all +She half-heartedly tossed the ball +I brought it back +And she started to cry +I nuzzled her neck, and licked her eyes +She rubbed me behind my ears +I just kept on licking her tears +We fell asleep and dreamed of when +We went to the beach and they tossed me in +I was scared but it was fun +I wouldn’t trade places with anyone +La dun dun da +La dun dun do +La dun dun da +La dun dun do +In the dark, she talked to me +She said +“Things are changing and there’s got to be +Some place for the three of us +He’s not coming back +It’s time to just +Move on”" +They call it Super Tuesday,"But there's nothing super about it +It's the result of a broken system +That everybody knows is broken +But no matter how loud we shout +Or mock, or point, or pout +Nobody will ever step up +And that is frustrating +Super Tuesday +You're a reminder +That the people have no power +Super Tuesday +I want to crush you +Your countenance is sour +24 hour-news +They live for Super Tuesday +Forget everything important +Let's focus on this horse race +You can gamble your life's savings +Take a drink for every delegate +Super Tuesday is a shotgun +To the nation’s face, so delicate +Super Tuesday +You're a reminder +That the people have no power +Super Tuesday +I want to crunch you +Your countenance is sour +Super Tuesday +Please go away +Let’s just have a popular vote +None of this delegates crap +I don’t like you +And you don’t like me +So let’s just end this once and for all +With a fistfight out in the street +Like real Americans +Ok? +Yeah +Well… +They call it Super Tuesday +I call it a clusterfuck +It's Santorum all over these Unites States +Right up the country's butt +But I don't mean to be so crass +This is just the way I see it +If we've got to start from scratch +Well then I say “so be it” +Super Tuesday +You're a reminder +That the people have no power +Super Tuesday +I want to crush you +Your countenance is so sour +Super Tuesday" +Grab your cape and grab your wand,"Pretend you’re from Nicon +You’re awesome +We’re going to Wondercon, we’re going to Wondercon +You were born this way +You were born to nerd +This is your field day +You will nerd out undeterred +You’re a strange bird +You’re going to Wondercon, you’re going to Wondercon +We are going, we are going there +Going to Wondercon +Nerds of every shape and size +Nerds of every stripe and kind +They’re all here +Letting it all hang out +Now it’s cool to be a nerd +But not in the way that we are +They still think that we’re absurd +They still think that we’re bizarre +They’re right +We’re going to Wondercon, we’re going to Wondercon +We’re going to Wondercon, we’re going to Wondercon" +My brain spits out cortisol It's,"deprived of dopamine Haywire +ball of sharp width drawl Less +neurons firing Adrenal +glands put down demands My +nerves can barely take My +heart slows down and chest pain billion earthquakes +Kickstarting the ventral segmental area and nucleus accumbens +That cortisol is all that's left a tall +glass of regret this mess And +that's why i feel sad And +that's why i feel sad Bacteria +in my gut goes nuts There's +poison in my blood a flood Of +stuff they haven't seen in years They +won't hear your voice again My +DNA rewrites and fights To +hang on to a light that's gone out +To see she's really gone now And +my body doesn't know how Kickstarting +the ventral segmental area and nucleus accumbens That +cortisol is all that's left a tall glass +of regret this mess And +that's why i feel sad" +Fuzzy brain,"Driving me up the wall +Fuzz makes me want to crawl into a hole +Fuzzy brain +Fuzzy brain +Fuzzy brain +Fuzzy brain +Fuzzy brain +Fuzzy brain +Fuzzy brain +Fuzzy brain +Fuzzy br +Fuzzy brain +I don't wanna say now +I don't wanna say forever +I don't wanna together +Fuzzy brave fuzzy brave fuzzy brain +Fuzzy brain +Fuzzy fuzzy fuzzy fuzzy brain +Brain brain +Fuzzy fuzzy fuzzy fuzzy brain br +Fuzzy brain +Brain brain +Fuzzy brain +Fuzzy brain +I'm just an ant with a fuzzy brain +Walking along this planet +I'm a fuzzy brained avatar in someone el +I'm a fuzzy brain and +I don't even know what that means +Fuzzy fuzzy fuzzy fuzzy fuzzy brain +Fuzzy fuzzy fuzzy fuzzy fuzzy brain +Fuzzy fuzzy fuzzy fuzzy fuzzy brain" +Guess what,"They wore masks +I +I think they work +Guess what +They wore masks +I +I think they work +Look anecdotally +I was in the epicenter +I went to my grocery store every week +Nobody at my grocery store thank +God got coronavirus +Guess what +They wore +Masks +Uh +I think they worked +Guess what they wore masks +Uh +I think they worked +Baseball concerts +NFL football +Sports +Wear the mask +Wear the mask +Wear the ma +Protect +Grandma +Wear the mask +Wear the mask +Wear the mask +Protect +Grandpa +Guess what +They wore masks +I think they work +Guess what +They wore masks +I think they work +Guess what +They wore masks +I +I think they work +Guess what +They wore masks +I +I think they work +I think they work +I think they work" +"Fire engine, fire engine, wheel wheel, wheel wheel,","fire engine, fire engine, wheel wheel, wheel wheel. +Pumpkin in the fire engine, pumpkin in the +fire engine, Wee-oo, +wee-oo, wee-oo, wee-oo, wee-oo Kira +in the fire engine Kira +in the fire engine With +a basket on her head With +a basket on her head Kira +come over here With +a basket on her head Gotta +show the camera With +a basket on her head Kira +come close Kira +come close Fire +engine Fire +engine Kira +in the fire engine Kira +in the fire engine With +a basket on her head With +a basket on her head With +a basket on her head Put +the basket on her head. Fire +engine. Bring +that fire engine over. Fire +engine. Don't +forget the basket. Fire +engine. Fire +engine. Kira +in the fire engine. Fire +engine. Kira +in the fire engine. Tiki +in the fire engine. Pumpkin +in the fire engine. Justin +in the fire engine. Mimi, +Poppy, Ivory +in the fire engine. Fire +engine. Kira +with the basket on her head, head, head. +Kira with the basket on her head. Kira +with the basket on her head." +It’s good to take breaks It’s,"good to have fun Oh +you can be sure There’ll +always be more Work +to be done But +life ain’t a game That +needs to be won Your +hustle and grind It +starts to remind Me +of a puritan (protestant) Worshipping +work Demand +blood sacrifice Leaving +death in the dust Like +Sisyphus Now +you'll pay the price Don't +forget to live even if you’re scared That +the life you dream of will suddenly just +disappear When +you strip away all the money All +your wild ambition oh honey Underneath +it all, you're still you It’s +good to take naps It’s +good to see friends It’s +good to daydream Read +Shel Silverstein +Where The +Sidewalk Ends +(and grow a beard) Go +for a walk See +the stars up above It’s +good to slow down To +fool around Hug +the ones that you love Don’t +work so hard Don’t +work yourself dead It’s +the biggest regret Dying +people said On +their dying beds (It's true!) (Thank you legend) +Most of these days I get caught in +my mind Breaks +are some shit I could use, realized it +I been wondering if I need some time +Been thinking of new ways to use up +the schedule Chasing +some numbers and rankings Work +till the bone got me nothing The +shit that I needed came to me when +I let all of it go Talked +to my mom and stayed patient And +I know on the high road Is +not somewhere that I need to be And +somewhere and some how I just need to +breathe Woah +(It's Louie, +baby) Run +to the clock punch in the spot hate +every day that I come to this job +Like why am I here it bring me +no cheer I'm +living in fear like like the government wants +Getting worked up to get talked down On +my work lunch in my car now It's +that first pump when I bought down Now +I don’t give a fuck about what the +boss says Didn’t +HODL so you poor now Bunch +of bozos yeah you all clowns Flippin' +profiles from the work lounge And +I don’t give a fuck about what the +boss says Good +morning good morning the normies asleep Stable +ain’t safe not even for sheep I’m +doing me despite all the fakers Hold +my NFT +or you’re not gonna make it (It's Louie, +baby) My +notifications are blowing up I take a look +at my follower numbers and that shit keep +going up I write a thread and it’s +going viral That’s +why they’re all throwing up Subscribe +to my Substack +I know you love that Tell +me I’m +good enough I’ll +share a pic of my Porsche +I might deliver a course NFT +sweeping the floor My +throat is feeling so sore On +twitter space giving a talk Personal… +brands Not +lookings for friends, I want fans I don’t +need sleep, I got plans I don’t need +love, I got hands… what The +rest is part the work And +the work is nothing without rest (yeah!) The +hustle and bustle can hurt ya The +grind it can cause you to stress (yeah!) +I know you wanna come in first I +know you wanna be the best (yeah!) Too +much energy you exert I need you to +learn to do less, yes With +less of the lessons I pardoned my best +With the best in the back I got +gold in my chest Need +to rest or invest 85 hours on beaches +with beds So +I can sleep through the waves in my +head I think I'm +distressed need a breath (ahh) That’s +feeling bet...ter I'm +writing letters To +my future self, a reminder that it can +always be better so It’s +good to run fast It’s +good to walk slow It’s +good to soft shoe In +the morning when you Have +nowhere to go It’s +good to touch grass It’s +good to skip stones It’s +good to name clouds That +remind you of pals That +have gone They’re +just over that hill They’re +beaming and proud They’re +cheering you on Hear +their applause As +the rains coming down" +Pulled off on the side of the road and,"I'm driving +But +I pulled off on the side of the road and +I'm driving +I got no time to write a song +I'm just driving +Pulled off down the side of the road and +I'm driving yeah +Blinker +I pulled off on the side of the road and +I'm driving +I don't have a lot of time to write a song +But +I'll write one anyway +Just gonna make it up as +I go along like this mom so tired +But +I gotta keep driving we spent all day packing packing +Spent all day packing packing +Spent all packing packing now we're driving now we're driving oh yeah" +The future,"The future +Hello Hello +Is there anybody there? +It seems I’m all alone again +Does anybody care? +The planet’s empty +I see no signs of life +Please don’t tell me that the human +Race did not survive +There are no people in the future +There are no people +There are no people in the future +No people at all +There are no people in the future +I wonder where my people went +There are no people in the future +Let me try my people call +Oooooooh +Where are all my people? +Ooooooh +Where are all my people? +Look left +Look right +Endless spaces open wide +All I see are galaxies +Surrounding me with dying light +I am so lonely +I need some company +It’s been a billion years +Or more since someone touched me +There are no people in the future +There are no people +There are no people in the future +No people at all +There are no people in the future +Please tell me where my people went +There are no people in the future +I guess I’ll try my people call +Ooooh +Where are all my people? +Ooooh +Where are all my people? +I guess I’ll fly away now +Away now +Away now +Ah oooooh +My face, my arms +I can’t tell if I exist +I the sky the rock +Or tree falling in the forest +I had a friend once +At least I think I did +I almost can’t remember +Exactly what a friend is +There are no people in the future +There are no people +There are no people in the future +No people at all +There are no people in the future +Please tell me where my people went +There are no people in the future +I guess I’ll try my people call +Ooooh +Where are all my people? +Ooooh +Where are all my people? +Let me try my people call +Ah oooh +Where are all my people? +Ah oooo +Where are all my people? +I guess I’ll fly away now" +In the rundown streets of Baltimore,"man's howls at the moon +He stands on the threshold +of the Horse You Came In On Saloon +Wearing someone else's clothes +patch of black bristles under his nose +He is a broken ghost a husk that will float away +Into the dark +Which all of his dreams grabbed hold of +And he'll rein +With all of his old loves +With all of his old loves +He was a troubled and dark original +He was the first of his kind +He used words to make money +Which was unheard of in his time +By millions loved and known +But he was penniless and alone +There wasn't enough work for a man like him +And into the dark +Where the pendulum just kept swinging +He disembarked +As all of the angels singing +All the women that you loved +So completely +They'll all come back to you now +Kiss you sweetly +Every nightmare that you've had +Will fade away like fog on glass +And we're sorry that you went through that +But you are finally home" +The Krayt dragon ate the Sarlacc,"The Tusken raiders are pretty pissed +The townsfolk are losing livestock +It’s gonna take teamwork to handle this +Necessity means +Mending fences +If we’re gonna survive +Straight into +The belly of the beast +To blow it up sky high +The Krayt dragon can be beaten +Just like tyrants everywhere +Poison acid to divide us +Lashing out from within it’s lair +The Krayt dragon holds the future +Deep within it’s gaping maw +To unleash the light and fury +Most beautiful thing you ever saw" +You may think that I’m just a normal cat,"With normal cat-like powers +You may think that I lie in the sun +And wile away the hours +But I am queen of this domain +And you had better obey my rule +I may chase after little red lights +But I’m nobody’s fool +So the lid stays closed +So the lid stays closed +You may think that you own this joint +That shows how little you know +So the lid stays closed +Oh the lid stays clo-o-o-sed +When I was young +I didn't know anything +I didn’t know how to get my way +Now I’m old +To take what I want +No matter what you say +And there are certain things around this house +I simply just can’t stand +An open lid is one of them +You big 'ol, silly man +Sitting pretty on my perch +I survey my vast terrain +I roar so loud that you would think +That I had a lions mane +And everything I see is mine +You use it by my grace +Do what I say and do it now +Or I'll pounce right on your face" +He’s the little green frog with the pilots cap,"He safe guards your freedom to transact +Don’t mistake that grin for weakness +He’s censorship resistant, he means business +SGT, SGT PEPE +Protecting people all day +He’s got non-fungibles to trade +He flies around spreading good vibes +Beacon of hope, middle of dark times +Every single day he’s up to just one thing +To seize the memes of production +The memes of production +Belong to us all +SGT Pepe don’t care +How big or how small +If you’ve got a burning +Feeling inside" +glass of kung fu girl wine and an,"ice cream wok Honey +bunches of oats long sister talk Getting +her nails done Watching +Abby dance Jack's +hockey game Sleeping +late when she gets a chance that's Sarah +yeah that's Sarah +she doesn't like working all those late late +nights of getting up really early at the +first when there's no half and half when +the mudroom is messy when it's snowy and +cold and she forgets her coffee that's Sarah +yeah that's Sarah +and Abby +and Jack +and Dan +and Lizzy +and Leah +and Anna +they all love her so much they know +she loves to organize stuff and her and +Dan just laugh no matter what is going +on she's beautiful inside and out and this +is her song this is Sarah's +song Her +pillow and her comforter and going to the +beach Chestnut +Ridge pool where a tan was within reach +Target and ThredUp +and Beach +J's binge watching with Dan +a new series that's Sarah +oh yeah that's Sarah +rubbing Rocco's +neck and reading a Kindle +she doesn't like crispy asparagus off of the +grill she loves a good concert and being +with her family Talking +smack about the Chestnut +Ridge board of trustees that's Sarah +oh yeah that's Sarah +and Allie +and Jack +and Dan +and Lizzie +and Leah +and Anna +they all love her so much they know +she loves to organize stuff and her and +Dan just laugh no matter what is going +on she's beautiful inside and out and this +is her song this is Sarah +song" +Well I’m just a little baby,"Little baby, little baby +I’m just a little baby hippo, oh oh +Like swimming like dancing +Like swimming like dancing +Likes to swim and dance +Swim and dance +I’m just a little baby hippo +And I like to swim and dance +My mama pushes on me from above me +That’s just because she love me +I looped up and down +I looped up and down +I looped up and down +All around +Looped and looped +And ooh da oop +I whooped and whooped +And ooh ah ah +Well I’m just a little baby +Little baby, little baby +I’m just a little baby hippo, oh oh +Well I’m just a little baby +Little baby, little baby +I’m just a little baby hippo, oh oh" +... It,"sounds kind of weird It +sounds kind of weird It +sounds kind of weird You +can try What +do you think?" +Reach for the sky,"I’m taking all your money +Reach for the stars +You can do it honey +Put your nose +To the grindstone +And sail away +Every single song +Has already been written +And sung to heaven’s angels +Ad infinitum +rose by any other name +Would still be cliche" +Deep in the bowels of Hogwarts,"ticking time bomb awaits +And when the conditions are just right +There will be no escape +Hogwarts blowing up +Hogwarts explodes +Jump out of your room +On to a broom +Boom boom boom it goes +Boom boom boom it goes +Who put the bomb in the secret chamber +What purpose does it serve +None of that will matter when +The reckoning occurs +You know the hour is getting late +time turner you don’t got +Dumbledores gone +You’re on your own +Put your robe on grab your wand +Hogwarts blowing up +Hogwarts explodes +Jump out of your room +On to a broom +Boom boom boom it goes +Boom boom boom it goes" +I learned a lot from Zach,"AC Slater showed me how to be tough +And Screech always made me laugh +It’s been a while since I’ve seen the gang +And I don’t know that I’d still feel the same +We were young then +We were out of control +But boy I’d love to hear that bell toll +I wanna be Saved by the Bell again +Like it was 1991 +Saved by the Bell again on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon +When Jessie got addicted to caffeine pills +I could relate to that +And I miss Mr. Belding +He always meant well +And I miss Lisa’s hats +I guess we’ve all moved on now +We’ve got different lives +New projects and sex tapes and babies and wives +But I want a reunion so I’m singing this song +If you want one too just sing along! +If you want to be Saved by the Bell again +Like it was 1991 +Saved by the Bell again on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon +Saved by the Bell again +Like it was 1991 +Saved by the Bell again on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon +Oh, Saved by the Bell" +There's a fire in the sky,"It's a tower made of clouds +And it's power rings out over creation +Meanwhile on the ground +Waves of frozen sound +Break upon the backs of stale frustration +And the citizens wake up at the sensation +And rub their eyes +No melody or words +Could have cut quite like the sword +Swung by the hand of evolution +To live and grow and die +Without ever knowing why +Knowing how to ask but finding no solution +Finally calling it divine retribution +Cut the cords +We're not abandoned +We are abandoning +Before we learned to talk +We had to learn to sing +Without a plan +We can't demand a thing +We can't demand a thing +W was on my way to school +W saw her cross the street +And her power sent out waves upon the pavement +I pulled over then and there +Cause I had to catch my breath +And stare in this delicate amazement +I felt utterly exposed, stripped naked +To the bone +When she came up to the car +And asked, ""Do you know where we are?"" +I couldn't tell if she was serious or joking +I tried to say “yes” +And “planet earth, I guess” +But the sounds out of my mouth were more like choking +In the distance some peeper frogs were croaking +To the moon +We were married +It was the first of May +And I carried her and she carried me +The entire way +It was scary +But it was +The best day of my life +In my house there is a room +And in that room there is a drawer +And in that drawer is a list of all my worries +It's an illustrated list +With notes an annotations +And entries like nature's wrath and fury +And brain aneurysms from being in a hurry +I eat too fast +Sometimes I go to sleep +Thinking I'll never wake +Is it only in my mind these thoughts are turning? +Or do I die every night +To be revived by the light +Of the tower in the clouds softly burning +And the pitter patter of the rain finally returning +As it hits the glass +Out the window +The sky is overcast +If I could fly I'd follow birds +On their lonely paths +But I swallow all my pills +And I am fading fast +Close my eyes +I find the space between +Wakefulness and sleep +Is the very best time for free association +And most of my ideas +The ones I throw away and keep +Come in the shower between exfoliations +Not on the mountain top in mediation +No not at all +Jesus said that money +And religion didn't mix +And so they built corporate mega-churches +Jesus said that being poor +Was the only way to live +And so we arrest the homeless like they're walking curses +We cast them out as if there were nothing worse +Than being poor +There's no space there +For interpretation +It's an amazing case of blind +Manifestation +No lonely history +Celebration +Defies explanation" +I’m taking my,"Manufacturing council +And I’m going home +Actually +They disbanded +And left you all alone +And you’re bananas +Your body is in pain +All the fast food you eat +Is driving you insane +Pink walls +Fake soothsayers +An alternate universe +Alien +Aquarium +Wearing steve Buscemi shirts" +There’s a pack of pawing kittens,"Meowing in your mind +They’re always asking questions +They keep you up at night +They’re asking you for favors +They remind you of mistakes +You made when you were younger +And ones you made today +Oh kitty kittens +Have some milk +Every living thing +Has free will +Oh kitty kittens +You don’t need +To beat me up +You can leave it up to me +There’s a pack of pawing kittens +Some exploding too +Meow meow echoing +Breaking all the rules +They’re plotting and scheming +Inside my gut +They’re cooking up a recipe +To drive me nuts" +Here's my street,"Bodega right here +Bar right here +Go in and have a beer +7 minute walk to the bedford L +7 minutes to Lorimer +Faster than a gazelle +10 minute walk to the Marcy J/M/Z +And 8 minutes to the Metropolitan G +Come live with me +I need a roommate +Come live with me +This place is awesome +Come live with me +Let's see if we get along +Come live with me +I'll probably write a song about it +Here is the lobby +Here are the stairs +Lots of little details +If you're the kind who cares +Walk in the door +It's a long hallway +Exposed brick, what? +Not sure why that's a thing +Here's the living room +And a big TV +xbox wii u and ps3 +I got some prints I that I haven't yet framed +I got some games that I haven't yet gamed +I'd like to put a dining table right here +I've got a pretty clear vision for this space, pretty clear +Bring some ideas on how to decorate +Or don't that's cool I'm good either way +Here is the room +It's 11 by 9 +It's got this closet +And it's bigger than mine +The two bedrooms are at opposite ends +Maximum privacy for alone time with friends +The bathroom, the kitchen, this place is the best +Come look at it and you will be impressed" +Somewhere in the wilderness,"They take each other’s hands +Beneath the pine and poplar trees +Knees too weak to stand +The wind is getting colder +The night is getting dark +The inside and the outside +Contrast so stark +The world keeps shifting +Every beat is missing +Every step along the way +The night keeps creeping +But nobody is sleeping +Everybody’s so awake +And the fire in the sky +Reflects another world +Buried and kept hidden +The nuts before the squirrel +Medicine’s expensive +And the clothes are wearing thin +But they don’t need anything +Where they are going" +To stop the sun from being hot. I,"have small dick energy. The +global matrix bought this bomb I have small +dick energy. Please +bring me pizza. Thank +you. Strange +I have small dick energy. I'm +not actually mad at it but I have +small dick energy. Make +sure that these boxes are not recycled. Not +recycled? These +greenhouse gases Dead +dinosaurs. Strange +but now I sitting somewhere without anymore A +little hatch A +little hate filled face. I have small dick +energy to stop the sun from beam I +have small dick energy. The +global matrix I have small d Please +bring me p up. Thank +you. I have small dick energy. I'm +not actually mad but I have small dick +energy. My +very extensive car collection to try and convince +you I'm +not actually mad at gr I have small +dick energy. But +now I poverty little hate but now I +my poverty smoldic energy. I have smoldic energy. +The global matrix called this golf I have +smolden Please +bring me pizza. Thank +you. Strange +I have smolden I'm +not actually mad but I have smoldic energy +to stop this al I have smoldic energy. +The global matrix of this box I have +small acre I have small I have small +dick energy." +Nap nap nap,"I feel like crap +I gotta take a nap +In my bed in my bed +Nap nap nap +Energy is sapped +I gotta take a nap +In my bed in my bed" +King Of Lame,"Keeper Of Letdowns +Knower Of Little +Kingdom Of Loudmouths +Come save me before I drown +In this K O HELL +We deserve to go to zero +In this K O HELL +Kaiser of losses +Killer of learning +Known oafish leech +Keyboard Obsessed Loser +Keyboard Obsessed Loser +Keeper Of Laziness +Known Office Leech +Kindness Optional Leader +Knowledgeably Operating Lost +Knowingly Overrating Life" +Everything was quiet,"Over at Coco Headquarters +There’s a guy down the hall +Wonder what he’s doing +Speed things up a bit +There’s a woman on a pink cellphone +Oh that guy’s got a mask of +Rupesh Nadeah +There’s a guy in a yellow shirt +There’s a guy in a sweatshirt +There’s a guy in a blue sweatshirt +He’s got an umbrella +There’s a guy in a white shirt +And the yellow shirt is gone +First sweatshirt is mailing Netflix +Not the party’s on +Coco Taco Party +Coco Taco Party +Coco Taco Party +Taco Taco Coco Party +Coco Taco Party +Coco Taco Party +Coco Taco Party +Taco Taco Coco Party +Some people want to dance +With a dancing taco +Some people just want to +Go about their business +But taco keeps on dancing +I like his cowboy boots +He dances down the hall +This woman got tacos for lunch +Twitter calls for running man +Twitter calls for break dance +Twitter calls for stink leg +This taco can dance ‘em all +Dance ‘em all +Coco Taco Party +Coco Taco Party +Coco Taco Party +(It’s a party) +Taco Taco Coco Party +Coco Taco Party +(Ooooh) +Coco Taco Party +(Sing along now) +Coco Taco Party +Taco Taco Coco Party +Coco Taco Party +Coco Taco Party +Coco Taco Party +Taco Taco Coco Party +Coco Taco Party +Coco Taco Party +Coco Taco Party +Taco Taco Coco Party" +It's a late night kind of song,"I'm not writing it, it's writing me +Late night +Late night kind of song +Door is open cold comes in +Weather’s been hot, too hot for me +It’s a late night +Late night kind of song +Run a little fever in your mind +Leave a little message behind +Dogs are sleeping, the city's a cat +Don't' be loud and wash your hands +It’s a late night +Late night kind of song +Strum your uke, dream of sleep +In a few minutes you'll be out light a light +It’s a late night +Late night kind of song +Run a little fever in your mind +Leave a little message behind +In the land of marbles, the prince is awake +As he jumps for joy, the pigs dance for him +It’s a late night +late night kind of song +The dragons are wiggling their tails in time +The wizard's reciting poetry that rhymes +And a late night +late night kind of song +So run a little fever +In your mind +Leave a little message +Oh, behind +It’s a late night +Late night +Kind of song" +Oh well it's 7am along the Potomac,"Hotel is sitting here ready to go It's +time to put the finishing touches on and +greet our co creators on this brand new +morning table Numbers +light up so that you can find your +seat Be +sure to get some coffee and something to +eat The +faculty are here and they got big plans +DJ Jamie's +gonna make us all dance Oh +experience design oh oh no more dividing line +At XDP +we put all of our minds together Lisa +K investigated Krispy +Kreme When +people realize that donuts are fried when asked +people say they want to eat healthy Turns +out that's not how they felt on the +inside Amazing +faculty zones 1 2 3 triangle stage and +great people to meet Conversations +that'll change your trajectory Escape +from the ordinary Don +Neil has got nine Ps +six Rs +and 30 ideas Real +ideas you can bring back home He's +the marketing maestro in the blues on let's +play games with Carl +Kopp O +Freedom to fail Never +stop o play Testing +inner kid Awaken +an epic adventure of gamification Turn +vendors into partners says David +Peckinpah Involve +them in the process at the beginning of +the doll we're all in this together we +out here co creatin'this zone is all about +sexy operatin O +O Experience +design oh oh no more dividing line at +XDP Put +all of our minds together Kite +Kite played air violin Playing +notes someone else had written for him the +fear of the red pen is real but +people will remember how you made them feel +Robots that elicit empathy Heather +Knight and Ginger +helped us to see robots can do more +than just clean for you breathing exercises And +they can really move too The +sun is now setting but we're not done +yet We +got connections and Joan +Jet oh experience design oh oh no more +dividing line At +XDP we put all of our minds together" +The Apple 2,"They mean to me what they mean to you +I used to sit at an Apple 2V +Playing King’s Specimen +I was so happy +My babysitter, she had a Mac +I could turn it on all by myself +Sound effects from Dark Castle +Ringing in my ears +We’re the fans of Apple +And our hearts are strong and true +Fans of Apple +And we always follow through +Though the company almost died in 1997 +We were promised then, right by the speech +Jobs turned it up to 11 +I had an iBook G3 then a Powerbook G4 +When the G3 got stolen +Had a 15 inch titanium +Man that thing was golden +first gen iPod +Just 5 gigs +But back then that was so big +The first Airport +First wireless networking in my dorm +We’re the fans of Apple +And our hearts are strong and true +We’re the fans of Apple +And we always follow through +Though the company almost died in 1997 +We were promised then, right by the speech +Jobs turned it up to 11 +We’re the fans of Apple +And our hearts are strong and true +We’re the fans of Apple +And we always follow through" +my friend john boyd is on the show,"24 I got really excited when he came +onto the screen he plays a horny nerd +named ario and he's all calling in the +drones and all speaking military technobabble oh and +you know that's not easy to do and +make it sound convincing ooo but johnny boyd +he does it and does it through and +through and oh and you can see he's +gotta something special too" +Everything's a little bit broken,"Somebody left the door open +I walked in with a cheesecake +Looking for my latest beefcake evidence a little bit by stead +I looking for the first day that's gonna give me some pleas +I got out the tape measure and +I said hey yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah +I feel a little bit holy +Everybody saying oh +God save +Gonna go down to the station and +I'm gonna throw you in the ocean +In the ocean in the o +In the ocean +Yowie yowie yowie ocean in the ocean in the ocean +I'm gonna throw you in the ocean +Everything's a little bit stinky +I gonna pick my pinky +Don't you think it might be typo +Another little dip down in the bottom of the yosa +Take me down to the station" +The golden age of memes is gone,"But the memes we love still live on +Inside our hearts +Though the internet has changed +The spirit of the meme remains xx +Scumbag Steve and Neil deGrasse +Woman yelling at a cat +Bad luck Brian and Not sure if +Philosoraptor and Deal with it +Disaster girl and good guy greg +Ermahgerd and the mandala effect +One does not simply grumpy cat +Ancient aliens and overly attached +It feels like a dream +I was only 17 +When someone showed me all your base are belong to us +Photogenic guy and the Harlem shake +Dat boi, pepe and Harambe +Hide the pain Harold, Y U no +This is fine I know that feel bro +Distracted boyfriend and kid success +Forever alone press f to pay respects +Do a barrel roll and FU +Loss me gusta suprised piakchu +Look of disapproval and you don’t say +Doge, me gusta and roll safe +Hello there, face palm Obama not bad +Shut up and take my money wojack" +The great eye that sees all,"The universe is a seesaw +Expand, contract +Heat death and then it all comes back +The great island in the clouds +One time it was somebody’s house +Wisdom? Well if you say so +Been empty since galleleio +Does anybody ever really destroy +The fact that they’re trying to avoid +From the time you’re a little boy +The great Einstein once said +Half the battle’s just getting out of bed +Staying in bed doesn’t have to be negative +But it’s all relative +The great eye that was judge +Sits alone and won’t budge +At the end of a long day +Listen to what the stars have to say" +Suddenly a picture in a frame and the,"sound of summer rain that falls to the +soft applause of the town that's sinking down +it's weary Olive +Suddenly a picture in my mind familiar breeze +begins to blow and this place I know +where the music goes right through you it +just goes go" +Facing the window,"One thing that I know +You can’t get to tired +Doing this dance +Falling in line +Taking my time +I thought I gave it away +But it came back to me +It came back to me +I know my place is limited +By the time space continuum +And I have lots of habits that i hate +And i’ll probably continue them +For all time" +I think we can all agree,"Elon isn't serious +And it's time to move on +I offered a real date +Dana +White offered to make this a legit competition for charity +Elon won't confirm a day +Then he says he needs surgery +Now he has to do a practice round in my backyard instead +If +Elon never gets serious +Curious about a real date +An official event +He knows how to reach me +Otherwise +It's time to move on +To move on +It's time to move on +Move move on +It's time to move +Move on +Move move move move on +It's time to move on +Move move move on +It'" +10000 punks released into the world Boys,"and girls and Everybody +in between 10000 punks Lacto +generated the muscle men that I played with +It's a crypto fever dream what does it +mean They're +the crypto punks no two are the same +but they're the crypto punks Living +on the Ethereum +blockchain They're +the crypto punks and they'll never change the +crypto puns Living +on the Ethereum +blockchain Living +on Ethereum +blockchain Living +on the Ethereum +blockchain Living +ethereal nothing Ethereal +monthly yeah crypto pumps no 2 are the +same when they're the crypto punks Living +on the Ethereum +blockchain They're +the crypto punks and they'll never trade Crypto +punks Living +on the Ethereum +blockchain Living +on the Ethereum +blockchain Living +on Ethereum +blockchain Living +on Ethereum +blockchain Ethereum +blockchain Punk +punk" +This is how you made me feel youl,"son of a wig This +is how you make me feel you told +Lydia And +I'll never forgive you for the things that +you've done and I'll +never forgive you for the things you're gonna +do before you through with us with us +this is how you make me feel you +monster of darkness and this is how you +make me feel and I'm +not a lightning I'll +never forgive you for the things that you +threatened me with I'll +never forgive you with the things that you +never gonna give you're never gonna give anything +back no no you're never gonna give any +this is how you make me feel I +hate you so so much I've +got nothing left to say I got eight +days and I'm +not in the touch I'm +gonna go with it's going my way I'm +gonna go go go go go go go +man ya got nothing to offer nothing to +offer me You +got nothing to offer me" +It’s my birthday,"(What are you doing?) +I’m in captivity +(How are you feeling) +It think it’s despair +(Oh no that’s not good) +Life is not fair +(Nobody said it was) +(So what you gonna do) +Gonna write another song +(What it’s gonna be) +Here then gone +(How’s it gonna go) +Just like this +(I’ve heard it befo) +It’s INXS +Oh oh, it’s my birthday +Oh oh, it’s my birthday +Oh oh, it’s my birthday +In quarantine my birthday +I’m turning 38 +(Oh shit that’s very old) +And I cannot escape +(How are you feeling) +I think it’s despair +(Oh no that’s not great) +I’m ok I swear +(That’s reassuring)" +Update your operating system,"Purge the bad memory +Find the extensions you’re missing +Get back to assembly +Hold all the data hostage +Til the path has been cleared +Cuz you still have the advantage +In the circuits of your beard +Cuz I am broken +And so are you +Don’t you worry +We’ll fix it in version 2 +I will be your flavor +If you will be my node +I’ll Leave open the back door +When you forget the code +Cruising down the highway +At the speed of light +Let’s just try it my way +It’s gonna be all right" +Small steps will never get you anywhere,"Big steps means no one will touch you +Small steps learn to breathe underwater +Big steps the sky will open up +Small steps and the ground will suck you in +Big steps, you’ll end up soaking in a tub +Small steps, you’ll end up flying like a pterodactyl +Take medium steps, take medium steps, take medium steps ohhh +Take medium steps, take medium steps, take medium steps ohhh" +Some call it vapor,"Some call it a fluke +Some call it crazy +I call it the Duke +Duke Nukem +Duke Nukem forever +Back in ’97 they announced the game +Here in 2010 thy released the thing +Duke Nukem +Duke Nukem forever +On the first day of PAX +Well 2K gave to us +Duke Nukem +Duke Nukem +Oh with aliens to shoot +And it’s playable to boot +Duke Nukem +Duke Nukem +It’s like seeing the ghost of a friend so dead +They’d just about been erased from your head +Duke Nukem +Duke Nukem forever +Here he is, no mystery +The most legendary vaporwear in history +Duke Nukem +Duke Nukem forever +On the first day of PAX +Well 2k gave to us +Duke Nukem +Duke Nukem +Oh with aliens to shoot +And it’s playable to boot +Duke Nukem +Duke Nukem +La di die di die +La di die di die +La di doe di doe +Duke Nuke foreve +Duke-uke-duke-duke +Duke Nukem +Duke Nukem forever +Well some call it vapor +Some call it a fluke +Some call it crazy +Some call it the Duke +Duke Nukem +Duke Nukem forever" +Breath of the wild came out,"When he was almost 3 +Mama was pregnant too +Very very +I said I cannot play this +Because I have no time +Maybe when he gets older +We can make it his and mine +Now it’s two years later +And Zelda is his jam +We played the original +Then Link Between Worlds oh yeah +So now the time has finally come +To play Breath of The Wild +It’s what I’ve always wanted +To do with my child +But you know his sister +She’s two years old +I really hope that in about a year +Her big brother can show +Her how to play Mario +Just like I showed him +Then we all play together +Run jump slide and swim" +I just wanna climb,"I wanna climb all the goddamn time +I love to climb on up yeah +Climbing is what +I love +And +I just wanna climb +I wanna climb +All the gods are kind +Climbing is what +I love +And then +I want to climb down +I want to climb down to the ground +Climb back down +Put my feet on down +I'm a little unsteady +I'm not sure if +I'm ready +I'm a little unsteady +I'm not sure if +I'm ready to come down down to the ground +But +I'm going to practice all the dog on pine +Because +I love to climb +And if you're going to climb you gotta learn +Come down all the time from where you climb +Oh where you climb where you clim +Where you climb +Well if you're gonna climb you gotta learn to come back down +Even if sometimes you fall +Well that's okay too +Cause then you climb and you come back down +Yeah then you almost fall but then you don't +It's always that last step" +When the night is full of wildfire and you are,"Stuck on a ship in the middle of it all +Call on your gods +Call on your gods +I'm sure they will save you +There's a mad king on the iron throne again +There's a mad king on the iron throne +And the night is one fire +The night is on fire +I'm sure they will save you +I'm sure they will save you +There's a queen, there's a queen she's across the sea +She's building an army +Dragons by her side +Fire in her eyes +I'm sure your gods'll save you +In the night in the cold in the north never sleeping +There's a power so great and terrible +Thieves and murderers keep the evil at bay +I'm sure your gods'll save you +I'm sure they will save you +There's a boy in the woods with the power to see +Boy with the power to see +Up in the heart trees +With the power to see +I'm sure your gods'll save you +There's a little man with hate in his heart +lifetime of pain and suffering +father's contempt +heart left empt +i'm sure they will save you +I'm sure they will save you +There's a woman there's a woman all dressed in red +On the arm of the king and in his head +In the fire she sees +The king he's gonna be +And I'm sure your gods'll save you +There's man so clever that nobody sees +His power spreading out just like a disease +Off in the east +He's been unleashed +And I'm sure your gods'll save you +There's a spider so deft so silent and still +Smooth as silk you will bend to his will +In the kingdom he's rare +He's the only one who cares +And I'm sure your gods'll save you" +I really dizzy,"I +I don't know why +I really busy +I had a bad nightma and +I woke up dizzy +Been busy all day +Woman go away really dizzy eye got nothing else to say" +it's a cold cold summer in norway yes,"it's summer time here though you would hardly +guess i sit inside all day just eating +cookie dough gently falling from the sky silent +summer snow silent summer snow from harstad to +oslo it's what we norwegians know that silent +summer snow other places scorch and other places +burn way up here in norway we freeze +and brrr and yearn for those clouds all +to break and let the sunshine show us +how to break through all this silent summer +snow [interlude chords] and i drink hot chocolate +maybe build a summer snow man yeah pretty +soon i've lost it the desire to do +anything at all that summer snow put on +your knitted mittens, put on your fleece hat +put on your great big snow pants can't +go out there without that let's sled down +a great big hill and build a jump +to throw us way out of this place +away from silent summer snow" +I AM PRESSING THE SPACEBAR,"I’m pressing the space bar +I’m pressing the space bar +I’m pressing the space bar +I’m pressing the space bar +And nothing is happening +This computer is about a year old +And it was very expensive +I had been waiting to upgrade +For a long time +And now you’re telling me +It would need extensive +Surgery for a speck of dust +Lodged beneath the butterfly +I found your instructions +They were not helpful +I bought this can of air +I feel like an idiot +Is there a tiny spec of dust" +I was real excited to go to Hong Kong,"Get turnt in the sewer and get my ape on +Got my BAYC hoody on lock +I yelled, “let’s go apes” as the plane took off +By the time we landed I had made some pals +We shared a cab to my airbnb house +I took a shower, the water pressure was all right +I slept on the plane so I was ready all night +Rolled up to the venue I was dressed to the nines +The music was bumping and the honeys looked fine +Well ok I guess it was 90% men, shit +But I believe in the power of friendship +We bought all the merch, we danced and drank +The lights were bright, the memes were dank +When I finally got back I was running on zero +I was asleep before my head hit the pillow +And I dreamed in technicolor of apes +Kaleidoscopic magical mushroom primates +I dreamed of life on the savannah +Millions of years ago goddamn it +Then I woke up! There was a pain in my eyes! +I stumbled all around the room cuz I was totally blind! +I couldn’t stand it! I found my way to the phone! +I spent the next 8 hours at the hospital alone! +Apparently! They had used this UV light! +That couldn’t be used with out protecting your eye sight +Now a bunch of us have photokeratitis +Radiation in our eyes ultraviolet!" +Let the missiles slumber,"Eternally on their pads +And let's observe the non atomized +World of the future +Men will withdraw from nature +To create an environment +That will suit them better +electroluminescent +Panels on the walls +Ceilings multicolored +No use for windows +They'll all be cover over +Most people will live +In an underground suburbia +The surface giving way +To large scale agriculture +Kitchens will be devised +With auto meals they prepare +You breakfast the night before +And it's ready and waiting there +large clumsy housemaid +Will lumber 'round the room +Picking up the garbage +With a mop and broom +None of the appliances +Will have electric cords +They'll run on radioisotopes +They'll be cheap and plentiful +TVs on the walls +Hover cars everywhere +Moon colonies up in space +Enormous cities down here +Communications will be sight and sound +And on the screen you can view +documents and photographs +No limit to what you can do +But not everybody will have this stuff +There will be a great divide +Between the rich and the poor +It's getting bigger all the time" +Dropping that Dunkin from a hot air balloon,"That cola depot buy and mills too +I’m dropping baby snakes and i’m dropping drool +I’m dropping everything from that hot air ballon +When the day gets hot +And you’re feeling sticky +Use what you got +And don’t get picky +Drop those babies +From hot air balloons +And drop parts of your name +TOO" +You love your doggie Kasey,"Miss your hamster Denny +Mom and Dad think you're crazy +You're both so funny and silly +Happy Christmas to you +Kevin and Kylie +You love your Apple products +Pizza hot wings and Omelets +Having friends come sleep over +And partying to Jonathan Mann +Hey! Happy Christmas +Happy birthday Jesus +Happy Christmas Kevin and Kylie + Am G +from your pal, jonathan mann +Hope you get lots of presents +Your mom and dad they love you +Happy Christmas Kevin and Kylie +from your pal, jonathan mann +You're both getting home schooled +And like me you love animals +you love playing with your cousins +And other stuffs too +Happy Christmas to you +Kevin and Kylie +Christmas with your family +Nothing seems more fun to me +Have a great time and dance around +To this your christmas song +Happy Christmas to you +Kevin and Kylie" +If the business isn’t working,"You gotta break it apart +Rip up the 3 piece suit +And open up your heart +If the business isn’t working +Then its time to break free +Do what you do +And do it uniquely +Break the business +Play is work and work is play +Empower indie creators +And have fun along the way +Break the Business +Doing what it takes +We celebrate success +And learn from the mistakes +If the business isn’t working +Then turn it inside out +Near is far, left is right +And up and is down +If the business isn’t working +Then it’s not your fault +You must become +Your own wreaking ball" +Weather I said that it wasn't gonna rain,"but then it did and it did They +can't get much of anything much less who's +gonna be the president they can't predict they +don't know they can't predict anything It'll +oh somebody please Forecast +anything you can rely but then it rains +when you walk out the door when they +said it wasn't going to rain outside they +don't know they don't know Nobody +knows the future if anybody's trying When +I woke up and it said no ring +Then I looked at the door and I +saw those dark clouds together and I said +I think that's wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong +I said I think that's wrong Then +I said what you I know I just +play guitar I don't make predictions usually So +I went outside and it rained on my +head and I said I said the reason +I keep looking at my watch is because +that's how I monitor it now It's +a killer app on the On +the Apple +watch Being +able to see myself on there is amazing +But I just did a take of that +song It +was completely different improvised completely differently and it +didn't actually record So +I kept looking at my watch be like +is it Is +it working And +it appears to have Let's +find out" +When I find myself without a map When,"I find myself having a hard time giving +a crap When +I don't know which way is up or +sideways When +I just wanna go to sleep Back +today I gotta say no no no no +no no no I gotta say no no +no no no no no I gotta say +no no no no no no no no +no no no no no no When +I find myself out in the cold When +I find myself trying to be bold When +I find Find +myself just a whistling past I gotta say +no no no no no no no no +Gotta say no no no no no no +no no Gotta +say no no no no no no no +no I gotta say no but it seems +yes it seems like a good recipe for +being frugal with your brain for being frugal +with your brain When +I find myself out in my boat in +the back of my brain I've +got zero hope and I'm +fishing for just a little bit of time +that's when I'm +rolling out my line Saying +no no no no no no no no +no no no no no no no no +I'm saying no" +Can you trust yourself,"In decisions that you make +Everyday +When your time has come +How will you tally up +All the way +If you can’t know the outcome +How can you guess what you’re going to feel +Beat your chest like a drum +And cross your nerves like a human of steel +Cuz nothing’s ever as simple as you think +And so you’ve got to prepare +The baby with the bathwater and the kitchen sink +Life isn’t fair" +Just be quiet for once in your life,"In a few minutes be loud as you like +But for now +Forget what you’re going to say +Do you feel that +In the stillness +It’s who you are +With no bullshit +In your chest the pain expands +You feel heat radiate in your hands +And your eyes +Are filling up with tears +You are not incomplete +You are stronger +Than you think you are +And you belong here +You may not +Be remembered +But you will never +Be replaced +You are more than the sum of your parts +Hear the drip drop of the melting snow +Tick tock goes the watch you feel the seconds glow +And the sun +Is banging down your door +Time is constant +It will outlast you +So just watch those feelings +Roll right past you +They do your bidding +But you have to feel them +Even when it sucks +All the bad things you ever did +Every single ancestor that ever lived +And they’re all +Forgiving you right here +They know +What you’ve forgotten +You can make mistakes +All is not lost then +You may not +Be remembered +But you will never +Be replaced" +It’s just a hotel It’s,"just a hotel It’s +just a hotel room Cause +you’re not here It’s +just a king size It’s +just a king size It’s +just a king size bed Cause +you’re not here Maybe +the sheets Have +a higher thread count Maybe +the bathroom has better tile Maybe +the TV +Gets more channels But +I can’t watch our show Cause +I’ll never know What +you think of Don’s +new wife It’s +just a hotel It’s +just a hotel It’s +just a hotel Cause +you’re not there And +it’s just a wakeup It’s +just a wakeup It’s +just a wakeup call Cause +you’re not here And +maybe the view is majestic I’ll +just leave my towels out on the floor +Cause the maid will pick ‘em all up +tomorrow I’ll +fill out the menu and leave it on +the outside of the doooooorrrr Cause +it’s just a hotel It’s +just a hotel It’s +just a hotel It’s +just a hotel Cause +you’re not here" +Brooklyn Bridge,"It’s a beautiful day +Marching in the rainbow parade +It’s the biggest rainbow parade +There ever was +It’s a little windy +But that’s OK +We just march on +In the rainbow parade +‘Cause that’s just what folks like us does +In the rainbow parade +In the rainbow parade +Will we set a world record? +And say hooray +In the rainbow parade +In the rainbow parade +Will we set a world record +And it’s Jesse’s birthday +We say hooray +Hooray" +I'm so sad and scared,"I don't want to go to that place +I'm not ready to go there +There's things I'm not ready to face +I close my eyes but I can't sleep +I sit still and boil over +My mind can't handle the pace I keep +I need to learn to go slower +I'm feeling alone but am surrounded by love +People that care but I can't feel +Caring and loving is not enough +To penetrate through this shield +Let it in let it in let it in +And begin and begin and begin +You are going to be fine +After all it's only time" +To find the Higgs,"boson and prove that physics’ rules are true +Edie and Peter +and Ted +and Will +and the rest of your family Know +that no matter what you do you’ll always +try your best and Happy +graduation x4 Matthias +Koenig, use your fencing foil To +forget those stupid grad school Make +music and destroy all evil It’s +clear that you can do whatever you want +to do The +world is your playground and is wide open +to you Happy +graduation x4 Now +it’s time for a metal breakdown! Happy +graduation x4 Yeah!" +Large flying fox eating a banana,"Where did you come from +Can you stay a while +I can see my reflection +In your beautiful eyes +I’ll nurse you back to health +And then send you back +To your flying friends +With our souls intact +You know you remind me +Of my very best friend +It’s been so long +Wish I could see them again +Wrapped in these towels +I’ll keep you safe +Until you’re healthy +Then fly away" +my 10th day and i still loving every,"day of this miracle fruit i got a +spring in my step, a skip in my +pep and a horn in my toot my +Facebook was hacked and attacked by some nefarious +brute they said my 10th day and i +still loving every day of this miracle fruit +people were clicking', falling for the tricking and +i felt really bad i changed my passphrase, +i grabbed hold of my Facebook +and wrangled it right up it's ass no +gern dang spammers with their great big spam +hammers gonna take over my Facebook +launch pad people were clickin', falling for the +tricking and i felt really bad The +link took you too a BBC +bullahoo, but it wasn't the bbc at all +The whole thing was fake, with fake pictures +and names fake as a small plastic doll +It made me so mad that I could +have punched them and started a brawl That +is if I knew who the spammer was +but I don't know at all So +if you see a post about a miracle +fruit don't go clicking away Just +move your hand cause it's spammy spam spam, +it's vile and it is fake Go +eat an orange or a plum or an +apple go eat a kiwi today Miracle +fruit just ain't for you and it doesn't +exist anyway" +I am in hypnosis for a moment. music,"What if every cloud had a thought? What +if every dog knew just what it was? +What if every cat brought you a birthday +present? A +birthday present A +birthday present A +birthday present What +if every Santa +Claus took away all of the laws? Took +away all of the hurt and pain and +replaced it with candy canes on your birthday +On your birthday present Birthday +present What +if everybody just stopped and looked around and +realized just them? That +everybody's made of clouds and rain and grass +and dirt and mud and everything that makes +some everything With +your birthday present Your +birthday present" +"Full access, thanks Emily","I just go into jiggle mode (Shot of +guy dancing) Down +deep below the surface Universal +not enough for you try universal two I +have a huge, rich complication right in my +center, too OMG +Rosetta 2, electric boogaloo Why +did he run away (Oh hey) Support +for iOS apps, WTF, +tell me more about that If +you see an original Mac +you know shits about to go down We +fixed Siri +this year, that’s all I want to hear +Big props to this presenter for also doing +the dancing part Drug +fueled mini bus driven vision quests Big +props for doing the dancing part Craig +has got his shamwow voice on Universal +not enough for you try universal two OMG +Rosetta II +Electric Boogaloo" +Doom ba doom ba doom Ba,"doom ba You +know I never turned the heat up in +this home of mine You +know I never use the phone You +know they're watching you and can read your +mind You +know they'll get you one day So +doom ba doom ba doom ba doom ba +You know they'll call you crazy and that +they'll be right You +know you can't escape their reach You +know they pick you up and package you +and label you And +the label will say freak So +doom ba doom ba doom ba doom ba +Darling come and sit with me and talk +a while They +are listening in Let's +lead them down the rabbit hole where they'll +get confused Let +them rot from within" +I'm walking down the street I see a,"man He +seems pretty friendly so I take his hand +His hand is cold which seems pretty weird +It's hot outside He's +got this great big beard It's +hot outside It's +104 He's +leading me toward this great big door He +knocks twice and opens wide It's +pitch black inside There's +every single girl that I've +ever touched Not +a stud That's +not saying much Gather +them here and I'm +wondering why Bright +lights come on and I'm +surprised to see my teachers all of them +from grad school down to kindergarten everybody staring +with evil eyes I don't know what to +say other than hi Jonathan +We're here to judge your sexual prowess and +fortitude your academic performance taken as and your +general attitude The +man is in the middle obviously presiding in +my stomach My +corks colliding up steps the first girl I +ever kissed I'm +really not prepared Consistent +singing who do you think you are Who +Who do you think you are Who +do you think you are Who +do you think you are What +makes you What +makes you think you're so special What +makes you think you can do what you +please It +is the judgment of this council that you +get down on your knees the boom who +do you think you are The +boom who do you think you are The +boom who do you think you are The +boon Think +hard" +dorthey's home and the witch is dead,"the home is changed the girl's the same +i give myself up to the strange +and i know +the color of your soul +blue as midnight in a summer evening +skyline touched by gold +be still and listen +the world is changing +no one can stop it +but you and i will love one another +until the ending of the world +holy men can make mistakes +heavy is the heart that breaks +broken down on bended knee +we draw the curtain back and see +human beings +all wanting to be loved +living dying asking why and never knowing +what any of it was +the lives we lead +the love we need +hidden in the cold dark places +it calls us home +to arms unknown +till we stop and hear the sound of waves +a coming to wash the world away" +The days are dark and desperate,"The scramble for a hole +Resting all our feelings +On a list ditch for control +Wasting on conclusions +What could be curious +Turning to civility +What should be furious +Don’t say I didn’t warn you +Don’t say I didn’t try +When the supermarket’s empty +And locusts fill the sky +If we don’t hear the words we need +We might not survive +The moment we experience +Is more dead than alive +Feeling roots and branches +On the forest floor +Endless transformation +We can’t take it anymore +The days are dark and desperate +The rust begins to spread +The feelings in your chest conflict +With the thoughts inside your head +Doing something dangerous +Safe in your living room +Acting so outrageous +With a silver spoon" +Bleary eyed So,"stuffed up. So +tired. It's +messed up. I can't sleep. I can't sit +and do nothing at all. Where +can I go to find a little bit +of relief? I just wanna die. Just +wanna sleep a thousand years. Mmmmmmmmmmm +Mmmmmmmmmmm Mmmmmmmmmmm +Mmmmmmmmmmm I'm +so sick, you know? But +maybe I feel better tomorrow. I hope so, +you know, just so I can go anywhere, +to anything. Outside +it's cold as snow. The +snow's building up. You +know, snow for Christmas +time. Mmmmmmmmmmm +Mmmmmmmmmmm Mmmmmmmmmmm +Mmmmmmmmmmm Forget +about you going out with your friends in +the wintertime. Sledding +on all the hills and all Make +a jump when you die, look out for +Scary Hill. +There's witches in the pockets of the trees +in the freezing cold and the rain when +you die Mmmmmmmmmmm +Mmmmmmmmmmm Mmmmmmmmmmm +Mmmmmmmmmmm do you know the name of the +trees that she love the most? Do +you know the names of the stumps that +she sat on down by the river where +they killed your ex girlfriend's grandma a nd +buried her underneath the dirt like a little +lamb in the night Mmmmmmmmmmm +Mmmmmmmmmmm Mmmmmmmmmmm +Mmmmmmmmmmm Bleary +eyed And +so tired Stuffed +and messed up And +going down To +the every time I go where I'm +told I don't make the rules you know +Chicken soup and well it's Hanukkah. +We'll get the gifts, we'll go to bed +and we'll sleep through the night. Mmmmmmmmmmm +Mmmmmmmmmmm Mmmmmmmmmmm +Mmmmmmmmmmm Good +night, my friends. Good +night, my friends. Good +night, night my enemies. We're +going down but the sun don't shine all +of the day. Mmmmmmmmmmm +Mmmmmmmmmmm Mmmmmmmmmmm +Mmmmmmmmmmm" +6915,"Sold to some Solana bros +With his eye patch looking mean +What does it mean +Nobody knows +Pink hat and earring +And he is peering out +With his one good eye saying +“What is this all about” +And still nobody knows +6915 +Hit man or a CEO +The former for stray bits +The latter for the solana bros +Sold for more than +One million dollars, and +Basement bargain bin +And still nobody understands" +⁃ You Can Never Go Home Again,"When the wind whips round +And your heart begins to pound +There’s snow in all directions +And you’re just trying to make connections +You’re knocking on the door +You don’t live there anymore +The differences are stark and +It’s a different dog that’s barking +Can you let it go? +Let it just drift into the snow? +Let your heart out of it’s cages +Live with all the changes +Can you put yourself back +Together when you’re outta whack? +When your insides are reflecting +The wind from all directions +You can’t remember how +To find your way around +The roads will try to kill you +You’ve lost all of the skill you +Were bred with from the start +Just put the horse before the cart +Just one wheel at a time +Just keep this in mind that you" +What does it matter what you say to the dark,"As long as you don’t give away who you are +How can one city smell so f ing bad +If its not the rotting animal carcasses +It’s the landfill full of trash +I been a beggar about as long as I can know +Nothing has ever come close to filling up that hole +Today was a yellow one but tomorrow could be blue +Don’t look at me honey, it all depends on you" +amaJoey Hobson,"Akari Uchiyama +Amanda Feist +Sam Hughes +Chaya Margelit Hoffman +Maria Haug +Michelle Hogle Acciavatti +Pam Steele +Stephanie Hipps +Emerald Catron +Ivory King +Chad Saunders +James Gendron +Beth Taylor Weyand +Michael Chap Resnick +Adi Hila +Sarah Jey Whitehead +Alexa Hart +Elizabeth Higgins +Sean Mann +Jory Turcotte +Casey Liss +Tiffany Arment +Hans Manske +Alex Thompson +Erin Donaghue +Charles Forman +Jan Silverstrom-Elfman +Meggan Ward +Tanya Bershadsky +Sara Plunkett +Ken Mahru +Janet Manhandleme +Gokcen Ergene +Seana Lyn Mickols +Edd Zarsky +Ian Mair +Travis C. Langworthy +Arielle Roberts +Sebastian Speier +Gretchen Lohse +Jonathan Kreuz +Becky Young +Lex Friedman +Mandy McGee +Bradley Rose +Richard Allen +Jess Carr +Kristen Lucas +Evelyn Furlinger +AJ Boucek +Greg Thompson +Molly Fite +Pasquale +Jenna Elizabeth White +Wren Leader +Tooba Khilji +Gillian E Masland +Georgia Siegchrist +Myke Hurley +Amrita Lash +Bradley Madsen +Richard Kuta +Mark Stone +Phoebe Titus +Shannon West +Jacob Bijani +Karen Schwartz +Sanae Robinson Guerin +Javier Baca +Kelly O’Brien +Erin E Lyman +Valerie Wetlaufer +Lauren Danna Boisvert Imlay +Bobby Keniston +Hans Rheinschild +Aaron David Gleason +Kelly Gaitten +Jessica Martell +Tom Dexter +Thomas Hughes +Robert Welkner +Catherine Herrick +Anna Jones +Jamie Freedman +Erica Steimetz +Edward G +Leah Diane +Kristy Phinney +Daniel Sokal +Junio Anthes-Moody +Keith Hendershot +Kelley Payne +Josh Woodward +James R. Petix +Gately +Denise Graveline +Julie Larah Moore +Danny Ledonne +Brian Langan +Dustin Smurthwaite +Cara M Simone +David Mehler +Ronen +Graham Porell +Abigail Summar +Pamela Palacios +Bailey AfterMath +Becky Steckhahn-Strohmer +Nakashima Geoff-san +Melissa Nastasi +Hailey Higdon +Dave Nicoll +Kathryn Barush +Paul Fidalgo +Trinna Cuellar Jonikas +Sue Schroeder Werner +Jack Rodgers +Spirit +Carishma Mehta" +Another hotel and it's raining outside I just,"want to go down this life Everybody's +looking what you gonna put yourself together Are +you really you No +You got another chance No +you gotta do dance Another +hope hotel and the rain's coming down have +you found the thing that you're trying to +find I got a tickle in my throat +I think I'm +getting sick Oh +that really sucks Another +hotel in the rain cabin Everything +seems like it's too much I've +been under a lot of stress So +have you So +is everyone God +bless Oh +yeah Take +another bite Oh +yeah Out +of your life Oh +does that taste good Your +life is a pile of food made out +of wood" +All the major labels are suing Suno and UDIO,"For allegedly using copyright material +I can’t wait to find out all the music that they used +Artists should all be compensated or be able to refuse +This melody +These words +Were generated by the computer +I gave it the first part of the song +And it wrote this other part" +waves of panic radiating out from my mind,"my skull is full of an dull aching +sense of what i'm leaving behind But +it doesn't matter Because +it must be done And +I must remember why in the darkened sky +of 3am If +it's worth doing then it must be scary +to do ok It's +one thing to live by that it's another +just to say And +it is my mantra As +I move through this quicksand Everything +good that ever happens Is +accidental and unplanned And +you've got to do it by yourself And +you've will go through it and become an +elf And +the tall Elves +of the Toikien +world will join the Keebler +kind And +they're all out there waiting for you on +the other side Knowing +at all once that things are for a +reason in the same instant i'm thinking what +the hell have i done but every instant +is infinity Instants +all at once Somewhere +there is none of this Somewhere +things are different Cloudy +day in Brooklyn +and my bike got a flat I pat +my bike on the wheel said i feel +just like that tomorrow i will fix you +tomorrow you'll be ok i'll sing to you +in the meantime in the meantime i will +say" +"Babette Babette Babette, GoodBye",") +Babette Babette Babette, GoodBye +Babette Babette Babette, GoodBye +This here is a song +For Babette the dog +Tiny and strong +With a heart full of love +Love for her mom +Love for her dad +Her brothers and sisters +And all the friends she had +She loved floor crumbs +And taking naps +She loved summertime +And sitting in your lap +And up in heaven +When the gates open she +Will be reunited +With her brother Moxie" +First Jupiter,"puked on Thursday +Then Mama +puked on Friday +Today is Saturday +and I just puked I hope hippie isn't +next Oh +no no I wish I could be out +marching with all of the people but when +you got kids it's like a germ fest +in your house In +your house So +I've been lying in bed all day with +a nauseous upset stomach and then I just +puked And +now I'm +making this song good night" +I’ve got an idea,"Of what makes a man a man +How many pieces of himself +Can he identify and understand +Nobody else is responsible +For the things he does and doesn’t do +But no man alive could look in your eyes +And not fall in love with you +It was automatic +It was magic +Static giving way to clear airwaves +And your heart +Doing its part +To keep me true to myself +I’ve got an idea +Of how a love song goes +I sing about how tra la la +And then everybody knows +But the feelings that I have for you +Go much further than this song +Like when I try too hard and I go too far +But you push me right along +So it’s automatic +And it’s magic +And it’s static giving way to clear airwaves +And your heart +Doing its part +To keep me true to myself +Whooo +I’ve got an idea +Of the nature of things to come +But the nature it seems +Of human beings +Is that we’re always wrong +I will love you forever +I know this to be fact +Forever could be an eternity +Or a blink of an eye, if that +It was automatic +It was magic +It was static giving way to clear airwaves +And your heart +Doing its part +To keep me true to myself +Oh automatic +And it’s magic +And it’s static giving way to clear airwaves +And your heart +Doing its part +To keep me true to myself +True to myself" +It's my day to watch the kids They've,"been on screens all morning My +parents keep calling me and my brother just +texted saying call me as soon as you +can I got no time to write this +song no time to write it down so +I'm just making it with all these stupid +sounds all these stupid sounds it's my day +to watch the kids the littlest one is +with a babysitter Pretty +soon I take a nap But +I've got lots of stuff I gotta do +like take Pippi +to a birthday party and she's kind of +nervous Am +I gonna have to stay there with her +Yes I might So +I got no time to write this song +I got no time to write it down +so I'm +just writing it in my head right now +Right now With +all these stupid sounds all these stupid sounds" +It is too hot,"Too hot for life +Too hot to sing +Too hot to bring anything +Anything at all +It is too hard +It is too hot +Hot hot hot +It is too hot +Jupiter says stop singing +I don't like it +No +I don't +But it is too hot +The +AC is on +Mama is hold ding +Baby holding baby holding +Baby is too hot +Too hot for life +This is all +I can do tonight night" +"I'm not trying to be funny, I'm","not trying to be strange, I'm +not trying to be anything at all. I'm +just sitting here singing, I'm +like I'm +deranged, I'm +just singing here staring at the wall, staring +at the wall, staring at the wall, staring +at the wall, staring at the wall. I'm +not trying to be angry, I'm +not trying to be nice, I'm +not trying to be what you want to +be. I'm +not trying to get into paradise where they +drink marches and daiquiri, staring at the wall, +staring at the wall, staring at the wall. +Saying at the wall staring at the wall +staring at the wall staring at the wall +staring at the wall staring at the wall. +I'm not trying to be famous or royalty +I'm not trying to walk down the aisle +I'm not trying to be funny I'm +not trying to be strange I'm +not trying to even make you smile Staring +at the wall, staring at the wall I'm +not trying to be familiar I'm +not trying to be too cryptic I'm +not trying to be something that you know +I'm not trying to be silly I'm +not trying to shout I'm +not trying to blow Staring +at the wall, staring at the wall Thank +you for watching!" +Pediatricians need,"more kumbaya +Period are optional +We can turn that sucker off +Pickin up the freebies +On the exhibit hall floor +Circumcision protestors +are shouting more +The tide has turned back towards vaccines +We’re pediatricians don’t froget the teens +Meeting old friends in New Orleans +See the turquoise shirts, from IPA Lead +No dessert at the prez reception +No fried foods on Saturday night +District breakfast has no breakfast +Tomas can point us in the right +Tori’s worked here for years fifteen +Adolescent medicine, not enough sleep +Too much homework, that’s a drag +Don’t forget the Condom bag +Vows of abstinence break +far more often than condoms +Dr. Chiu, Dr Yen, Dr Simpson, +NCE forever friends +Selfies with Joycelyn Eldersx" +jesus christ,"when he wasn't being naughty he was nice +if you were corrupt +roman or jew +it didn't matter to him +he'd stick it to you +he'd cast you out of the temple +all you money grubbing fools +he laughed in the face of bureaucrats +who tried to use him like a tool +jesus christ +he was like a lion +we're all just mice +he didn't carry a gun +he didn't need one +the gleam of his fiery gaze was enough +re +if you were throwing stones +he'd make you look at yourself +and with his mind reading abilities +he'd make you cry out for help +go your country needs you +to shop as much as you can +remember christ and his words +buy buy buy buy buy +jesus christ +would been disgusted +by all the lights +if comes back +all hope is lost +he's gonna jump right back up +on that cross" +From the jungles of Peru,"Why do I chew have to And +he can put it off until tomorrow Until +tomorrow Life +is funny life is strange canary in a +cage Tiny +actors on a stage learning how to beg, +steal and borrow And +borrow Do +we always learn from our mistakes When +you peel back the onion oh the burning +Of it cakes As +a crazy Pikachu +it is my duty to make sure that +nothing does as planned Once +I was a minister, then things got more +sinister HARLA +force say finish her it took all I +had to ignore it but I ignored it +molly jumped a moving train, I thought she +was so insane til I saw a heavy +rain falling and it wasn’t getting her wet +no it wasn’t getting her wet Do +we always learn from our mistakes When +you peel back the onion oh the burning +Of it cakes As +a crazy Pikachu +it is my duty to make sure that +nothing does as planned Crazy +Pikachu" +Every single one of you obeying the devil's,"laws What +We the people are waking up And +you doctor are going to be arrested You +cannot What +You cannot escape God +You cannot What +You cannot escape God +You cannot What +You cannot escape God +Not even with the mat or six feet +To get punished by God +for crimes against humanity What +happened to Bill +Gates Why +is he not in jail Every +single one of you you are going to +be arrested You +cannot What +You cannot escape God +You cannot What +You cannot escape God +Six feet is military protocol You're +trying to So +when the cameras the 5G comes out what +they're gonna Their +kids have to go to school with masks +Are you insane Are +you crazy Are +you crazy I was born and raised in +this country I'm +very sad to see they want to throw +God's wonderful breathing system out the door It +has to have that to make energy God's +wonderful breathing system God +God God's +wonderful breathing system God's +wonderful breathing system God +God God's +wonderful breathing system Every +single one of you obeying the devil's laws +What We +the people are waking up and you doctor +are going to be arrested You +cannot What +You cannot escape God +You cannot What +You cannot escape God +You cannot What +You cannot escape God +Not even with the mask or six feet +To get punished by God +for crimes against humanity What +happened to Bill +Gates Why +is he not in jail Every +single one of you are going to be +arrested You +cannot What +You cannot escape God +You cannot What +You cannot escape God +You cannot What +You cannot escape God +You cannot What +You cannot escape God +You cannot What +You cannot escape God +You cannot You +cannot escape God +You cannot What +You cannot escape God +You cannot What +You cannot escape God +Why are all of All +of these pedophiles that are demanding you all +to listen to their rules why are they +not in jail Oh +is it because you're part of them Are +you part of the deep state The +deep state is going down And +if any of you are in the deep +state you're going down with it" +Oh,"I can never do enough +And +I can never know enough +And +I can never sing enough for you +And +I can never ski enough +And +I can never fall in love +And +I can never go far away +But now for you +And +I can never go +Where the wild went through +Cause +I wear +When +I was young +And they turn all the fun out of +Oh +I can never know enough +And +I can never know +And +I can never see enough for you +And +I can never dream enough +And +I can never talk enough +And +I can never grow enough for you +For" +"Doctor Who, Adventure Time and Steven Universe","I love these shows so much that it hurts +Take all these influences and what have you got +The series on the Truth podcast, Songonauts +Everything I am +Everything I’ll be +I put into the songs I write +And I give it freely +The Songonauts on the Truth Podacst" +writing songs and saving the princess,"doing stuff and dancing around +less is more and more is less +the legend of jonathan +racing through until the end +get to the end and then begin +the legend of jonathan" +I got a feeling,"the wind is blowing +from the north +i cannot feel it +my skin is swinging +back and forth +every little thing i do +oh no +every little song i write +oh no +every piece of food i bit +oh no +oh no +i have been hanging +out the window +calling names +i have been changing +fast and slowly +playing games +emergency +oh no +test the system +oh no +every little song i write +oh no +oh no" +Thank God the rain is coming now,"It’s been so long since +I heard that pitter patter on the roof +I love the rain and that’s the truth +I like to be inside when it’s raining out +I like thunderstorms the best +But I’ll settle for a shower here and there +Any precipitation really, I don’t care +As long as it’s rain, rain, rain +And rain, rain, rain +Yeah rain, rain +rain, rain, rain a’raining +Ohhh +Thank God the sun took the day off +He’s out there behind the clouds +Getting some much-deserved +Rest and recuperation +He best be patient +Cuz they said it’s gonna rain the whole dang week +That’s fine by me +I’ll just curl up and read some very good books +Maybe I’ll give that video game fez a look +Every time +It rains a lot +I get sleepy +And I take a nap +And I dream of battles +Big-time battles of old +And I’m underneath the covers ‘cuz it’s cold +When it rain, rain, rains +When it rain, rain, rains +When it rain, rain, rains +When it rains +Just as long as it’s rainin’ +Oh when it rains, rains, rains +When it rain, rain, rains +Yeah it rain, rains, rains +It’s raining +Just as long as it’s raining" +First day first day of From,"Michelin first day first day from Michelle +Lesson Eric +Voorhees Vital +Buterin Dang +Rad Hong +Fang animal David +Hoffman Michael +Bolido had a Rafi +Gandhi Z +Tom Memor +Hester Price +Kristen Smith +Brian Quintanz +and Ryan +Sean fucking Adams +oh yeah Ryan +Sean fucking Adams +oh yeah first day first day of our +Michelle first day first day of Promet +first day first day of Michelle +first day first day of promotional why why +are we here Turning +a path towards regulation that's a way that's +a way that's a way why are we +what can we all do What +can we all do What +can we all do right now Right +now First +day first day of Michelle +first day first day of promotion left first +day first day from Michelle +first day first day love from Michelle +first day first day of the Michelle +first day first day of from chantless" +The time is a reflection of our mood at the moment,"Seasons are noting more than a lost cause +If you see a stylus than you know that you’ve blown it +Do just what I tell you or it’s iron claws +Whatever you’re looking for +You’ll find it +You can only mask your true intentions +As long as you can reliably fool yourself +Look at me popping up all in your mentions +Shame has walked the plank and it’s just as well +Whatever you’re looking for +You’ll find it +It’s not your fault +Over ride the sensors that are tracking your movement +Throw them off the trail with a well placed lie +No matter how you did today there’s always improvement +Tomorrow you’ll be stronger if today you don’t die" +It's the first of the month and I'm,"feeling a hunch yeah something is off I +think I've +had enough it's the first of the month +I don't know what to do anymore I +write my song here on the second floor +and I'm +losing my voice My +wife's gonna leave Go +down to Maryland +to do some work for her dad and +I've got the kids all by myself I +won if my mom can come help me +watch all of them three children under 1010 +10 It's +raining outside I'm +looking over out the window There's +a pretty tree that's with its red bee +First I was a month I don't know +what to do anymore it's November +1st you know 2023 is almost done and +where are we going from here Another +day another year it's the first of the +the first time the first the first the +first of the month Hear +the cars go by I wish I had +a place I could go free from the +sound of the traffic going on outside my +window on the first of the month Rainy +day I've +got no metaphors Only +literal things that I see and I hear +and I smell Here +at the end of the month Here +at the beginning of another month it's the +first of the month and I'm +feeling all hung I've +got to slow down I won't be around +on the first of the month" +In the northern hemisphere,"The planes are falling down +I try to keep my ears +Close to the ground +My nose is always running +But my eyes are sitting still +I keep my mouth shut +And swallow all my pills +The future cannot see +The past cannot speak +Everybody’s different +And no one is unique +Every bird I touch +Refuses to sing +We will never know +Everything +Gather up all your fireworks +And tie them to your house +Launch it to the stratosphere +Now you’re breaking down +The mutagenic barriers +That kept the melded mind +From attaching to +The lost arrow of time" +What if Elon Musk was Satoshi Nakamoto?,"Could he be? Maybe! +Nobody really knows! +It���s just a mystery +Totally unsolvable! +Does it drive you crazy +Does it keep you up at night +No not really +At least it’s not Craig Wright +Satoshi +Cryptography +Was he +The Musky +Digitally +Scarcity +Battery +Technology" +The internet had idealists,"And we know how that turned out +You gotta keep asking why +And not just what and how +The foundation gives lots of grants +Funding people’s dreams +The giving process is decentralized +No matter how chaotic it seems +Kaizen +Kaizen +Continuous change for the better +Hikizan +Hikizan +Beauty in subtraction +sem ve voarch, so fre tweh +Coji travvo, +a-stoog-wes sennasunnoo crepe-ta +Privacy is being left alone +Bug free software’s a myth +You gotta think about design from the beginning +Not just sprinkle UX on it +How do we onboard the next mil devs +To buidl the future we feel +Buidl that bridge to the doge +Barry White Hat is real +It’s been a long road to get here +Looking for scalability +There’s a graveyard of ideas +Cops and robbers analogies +Consensus by bet +(That didn’t work) +Hub and spoke chains +(That didn’t work) +Proof of proof of work +(That didn’t work) +Hyper cube chains +(That also didn’t work) +But there was research +And development +And Casper FFG +And Minimal slashing conditions +And Casper CBC +Serenity is pure proof of stake +Serenity is sharding too +Serenity is EWAzzM +Still decentralized in fact even more so ooo oo ooo" +There once was a union maid she never,"was afraid Other +goons and ginks in the company finks and +the deputy sheriffs made the raid she went +to the union hall When +a meeting it was called when the Legion +boys came round well she always stood her +ground she'd say you can't scare me I'm +sticking to the union I'm +sticking to the union I'm +sticking to the union oh you can't scare +me I'm +sticking to the union I'm +sticking to the union to the day I +die There +is power in a factory Power +in the land Power +in the hands of a worker but it +all amounts to nothing Together +we don't stand and there is power in +a unium now the lessons of the past +were all learned with workers blood the mistakes +of the bosses we must pay for from +the cities to the farmlands to trenches full +of mud War +has always been the boss's way sir the +union forever defending our rights down with the +black leg Our +workers unite with our brothers and our sisters +from many far off lands There +is there's power in a union There's +a better world coming don't you see See +see there's better worlds coming don't you see +When will all be union Will +all be free There's +better worlds coming don't you see There's +a better world coming don't you know No +no There's +a better world that's coming don't you know +I'm a union man On +a union boards World +I'm fighting for There's +a better world's coming don't you know don't +you know don't you know Gals +want to be free Just +take a tip from me get you a +man who's a union man Join +the Ladies +Auxiliary Married +life ain't hard when you got a union +card union man has a happy life when +he's got a union wife oh you can't +scare me I'm +sticking to the union I'm +sticking to the union I'm +sticking to the union oh you can't scare +me I'm +sticking to the union I'm +sticking to the union Till +the day I die" +If you've ever seen my videos you know,"I'm not that fashionable I just throw on +whatever If +I could I would wear no clothes at +all We +would go naked He +would go naked Don't +think about what to wear Most +of the time I don't care I'd +rather focus on songs and things in clothes +or shoes or hair Summertime +in New +York Mean +muggy hot It's +unbearable I'm +always wearing these short shorts Cause +they're all that's comfortable They're +really short They're +really short Short +Short People +make fun of me Cause +I think I don't look cool Looking +cool isn't top of my list as a +general rule But +I will admit that sometimes I wanna let +my fashion show And +now I got that chance thanks to Movado +I put on the ESQ +one It's +a transformation There's +a color for every pair of short shorts +that I own The +ESQ one It's +all about fashion I can keep time with +something other than my phone I had never +heard of Movado +But they had heard of me They +made super fancy watches and they wanted me +to The +ESQ one It's +more for everyone Less +business boardroom meeting and more let's go have +some fun There's +yellow orange pink blue white black and gray +There's different colored hands and different colors on +the face You +don't need affluence for these colors to commence +I put them on one at a time +or all of them at once And +then I am transformed from short shorts into +pants And +then I prepare to do the ESQ1 +dance I put on the ESQ1 +It's a transformation There's +a color for every pair of short shorts +that I own The +ESQ one is all about fashion I can +keep time with something other than my phone" +i have committed,"in the name of self defense +many times +i will admit it +these crimes they made no sense +i broke the rule of of law +and it shattered to a million pieces +i went to the university and +tore up a post doc's finished thesis +i told lies that sounded truthful +ate papaya by the toothful +dropped bombs on bomby shelters +just to see what would happen +and it rains +oooh, it rains +i call out your name and it gets lost in the air" +Would you find me a new computer Would,"you find me another life Would +you go there anywhere to get Would +you spare me all of your theatrics Nobody +ever thinks like this in their head anymore +these days But +I I'm +feeling my age Would +you like a turtle in the springtime Would +you go on a hike anywhere in a +time Would +you buy me a new computer Mine's +feeling a little old I could use it +sooner As +soon as you know what you're gonna do +why don't you tell me again this time +Cause I'm +feeling how old I am Would +you break down every barri Would +you become a mail carrier Would +you Could +you No +I don't think you can" +"Probe me, probe me, don’t be sweet Skin","of green and big black eyes Riding +around in my flying saucer, traveling at the +speed of light Those +are the creatures that we haven’t all seen +He touched my anus, but also my heart +Alien, you should’ve come over Let’s +take them in, they’re traveled so far Jabba +the Hutt +had a big ol’ butt Beep +BOOP beep! I’m +an alien robot! ET +text home ET +Bone home Maybe +we are not alone Their +home planet was just left of melmac and +they fueled their ships with cat blood and +if they take me away i will come +back I still don’t know why she probed +me or what it was she left in +my butt Why, +you half witted, scruffy looking nerd herder “insert +wookie noise here” Shoot +first, re-edit later May +the fourth be with you aliens are not +that bad I am an alien aliens…they will +eat your brains Aliens…aliens +Aliens come in every shape and size, whether +from mexico or Enterpirse +Spaceship. Robot +Hip. Alien +Slime. 321 we got back in time the +martians name was Maclien +and she violated me in the name of +her home planet May +the fourth, Maris’ +21 years old Futurama +has aliens, we are aliens and aliens are +great Jabba +the Hutt +had a big ol’ butt Beep +BOOP beep! I’m +an alien robot! ET +text home ET +Bone home Maybe +we are not alone" +For your consideration,"With regards to the poster for +Pedalpalooza I submit +One Cloe Latchkey +That's Cloe Latchkey +Cloe Latchkey's been involved +In pedalpalooza for many years +She loves how inclusive +And community driven the whole thing is +You want hand lettering +(She does hand lettering!) +She's already does awesome stuff +(In the bike community) +She loves the ""no gods/no masters"" +mentality of radical self reliance +coupled with the understanding +of creating safe spaces for free expression. +So choose Cloe Latchkey to make your poster +And you won't regret this decision" +You're recording,"Making making every day +Making, making so many ways +we're making every day +every day +yay yay yay yay yay +out of tune +in tune too +doesn't matter to me +doesn't matter to you +because we're making +every day +and making every day +In every single way +Oh way yay yay yay yay yay +makin fast +Making slow +From Connecticut +to Orlando oh +we making every day +Making every day +Something every day we make +what are we gonna make today +I don't know I don't know +In Orlando oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa +Whoa, whoa, whoa" +What the fuck Can't,"stop the machine can't stop but you know +what I mean can't stop the machine you +can't stop let you know what I mean +the nuclear option has been unfurled and we +can't stop it it's gonna change the world +they're gonna come for you no matter what +you do Try +and stop them all you won't but they're +gonna push right through can't stop can't stop +them you know what I mean can't stop +em can't stop them you know what I +mean they are the GOP +they're a big zombie they were dead a +long time ago and now they're just in +the death throat and they just keep walking +walking on they just keep steamrolling Everybody +been dead a long time but they just +keeps going going going can't stop the machine +can't stop and you know where to be +can't stop the machine I'm +coming for you know what I mean can't +stop the machine coming for you you know +what I mean can you stop the mach +they're coming for you you know what I +mean" +And then the sun it disappeared one afternoon,"The moon decided it was her turn to +rule the sky And +so she took her place above us, the +people wiped their eyes Moon, +oh moon you’re the ruler of the night +And even in the day, in my heart +you are still bright Moon, +oh moon I pine, I long and I +hope I want to reach and hold you +with a ladder made of rope The +stars, they didn’t know where they should belong +With the sun and his fleeting glory or +the night so long The +darkness said, “I need you to cut through +me, to cut through me” The +light said, “I’m too bright and you don’t +belong where I be” Moon, +oh moon you’re the ruler of the night +And even in the day, in my heart +you are still bright Moon, +oh moon I pine, I long and I +hope I want to reach and hold you +with a ladder made of rope With +a ladder made of rope, with a ladder +made of rope" +The earth is spinning can you feel it,"Can you feel it The +earth is spinning can you feel it Can +you feel Can +you feel it Can +you feel Can +you feel it Some +people are convinced that the earth is somehow +flat flat flat I don't know where they +get that idea but they seem really obsessed +I don't know where this song is going +No I don't I don't I'm +feeling really anxious about money these days Really +anxious about money Really +anxious about money Really +anxious about money Really +anxious about money Really +anxious about money Really +Are they anxious about money But +it's gonna be okay if the past is +any in decay Shun +Indecay Shun +Shun Shun +Sh Let's +play up here for a while I'm +not really good not really good at the +piano Not +really really good at the piano In +fact I'm +not really good at any instrument Just +kind of serviceable Just +kind of surprise visible I gotta stop writing +this song get back to worrying about money +If you want to help me not worry +about money so much you could donate to +my Patreon +Patreoncom Jonathan +Man I just wrote a post on there +about Baby +Yoda and how it went viral on Tik +Tok So +go read that post and if you got +a quarter to spare donate to my Patreon +My Patreon +Andthen maybe I'll +worry just a little bit less Notice +I didn't say stop worrying altogether but maybe +I'll stop worrying a little bit less about +money money money money money" +We just wanted to see the titanic Without,"worrying about regulation How +hard can it really be I’m +sure we can figure it out We +built a sub with duct tape and grit +Boot strapped self determination Pushing +the boundary to the limit That’s +what’s it’s all about But +the $30 Logitech +controller that we got from Best +Buy broke down In +this 22 foot cylinder beneath the sea we +won’t drown because We’re +gonna run out of air Tell +our families don’t despair Cuz +we died doing what we love We +just wanted to see the titanic The +parable of hubris and folly Man’s +wish to defy the odds who could ask +for anything more It’s +like that quote from ol any rand The +truth is only for the men who seek +it We +make the future when we speak it Bolt +that sub hatch door David +Pouge did a story all about us for +cbs this morning He +left out the part where we lost contact +with our ship for 5 hours We’re +gonna run out of air Tell +our families don’t despair Cuz +we died doing what we love" +"Not your keys, not your crypto","It’s the very first thing that I learned +What it meant, I didn’t quite know +But all it takes is one time getting burned +And then you know +Not your keys, not your crypto +Even giants preaching this +Refused to heed their own advice so +Now they’re rekt, and it won’t be fixed +And I’m feeling pissed +Don’t keep your money +On centralized exchanges +This will stay the same +No matter what else changes +SBF or Armstrong, CZ you’re deranged if +You keep any of your money on +Centralized exchanges" +He’s a straight talking dude,"From the state of Rhode Island +Who likes a little green frog +Who preaches love not violence +But He’ll kick your butt +Playing golf frisbee +When it comes to NFT +He’s a real OG +Joe Looney +Joe Looney +His countenance can be gloomy +But Joe Looney +Joe Looney +He’s got a heart of gold" +You're thinking about something and suddenly reflection what,"kind of person am i, what kind do +i want to be? where do i fit +in, what's waiting out there for me and +the christmas songs on the radio don't help +and the tinsel lights everywhere you go don't +help and the sounds of sleigh bells ringing +don't help and hark the angel singing definitely +doesn't help christmas pudding i'll just eat this +christmas pudding I won't overthink it take this +egg nog drink it christmas pudding i'll just +eat this chirstmas pudding i don't even know +you but i will mistletoe you the end +of the year approaches and it's time for +reassessing but whether i've grown at all is +for anyone to be guessing there's something in +the air that makes me want to change +it's like a mass delusion, we're all feeling +kind of strange and the christmas songs on +the radio don't help and buying gifts for +everyone you know don't help i just want +to take a nap but i don't think +that would help cause i'd wake up christmas +morning then it's over and it's too late" +Can’t fix no no no it’s broken,"This IG unit is poodoo +It not friend anymore +It broken it broken +No no no no down no squeezy +No squeeze, bad baby +Religious fundamentalism +Makes people do crazy things +What kind of magic mysticism +Will Mando find?" +Give a man a fish and he will,"eat the fish Unless +he is a vegetarian Teach +a man to fish and he'll go fishing +Unless he thinks that fishing is cruel You +can lead a horse to water but you +can't make it swim You +can lead a man to fish but you +can never make him Eat +fish If +he doesn't wanna Kill +two birds with one stone and you've got +two birds What +are you gonna do with them? One +in the hand is worth two in the +bush But +you got one stone so you got two +in the hand Every +family seems to have at least one black +sheep Or +maybe just a wolf in sheep's clothing You +can lead a man to sheep He +may count them in his sleep He +may be a shepherd Like +Moses Talking +to a bush Where +there are two birds Crocodile +tears are dropping like flies on the elephant +in the room Don't +look a gift horse in the mouth Get +off of your high horse and stop beating +it Hold +your horses instead of beating them When +the chickens come home to roost The +early bird will catch the worm And +it'll be raining cats and dogs You +can lead a man to chickens And +as long as he doesn't count their eggs" +He's obsessed with motorbikes He,"loves comics and sci fi He's +an amazing chef He +sweats so much at work that he has +to wear sweat bands He +got style and he loves hats He +should dance more Cause +he's not that bad There's +a dude named Colin +Living in his ear little man Scott +and Sarah +Sarah and Scott +they buy Honda +cars and they laugh a lot Aug +19 they tied the knot Scott +and Sarah +Sarah and Scott +he's the kindest person Sarah +knows They +got together nine years ago they drank a +lot the night they met they don't remember +the date they love cinema they love food +he loves his family her family too they +want a dog but it's hard because they +rent their place Scott +and Sarah +Sarah and Scott +they buy Honda +cars and they laugh a lot Aug +19 they tie the knot Scott +and Sarah +Sarah Ann +Scott and Sarah +Sarah and Scott +they buy Honda +cars and they laugh a lot Aug +19 they tie the knot Scott +and Sarah +Sarah and Scott" +I have memories,"of games gone by +days in my life +in the corners of my mind +the first time +i held a controller +watching cut scenes +to get psyched for playing +watching my brother play +kung fu +the weirdness that was +mario 2 +Blowing the dust out of the cartridge that is my mind x4" +Import dot slash tornado dot sol,"Contract eth tornado is tornado constructor +I verifier underscore verifier +I hasher underscore hasher +Uint256 underscore denomination +Uint32 Merkletree height +Function underscore process deposit +Internal override require msg.value +Denomination please send mix denomination eth along with transaction +Function underscore process withdrawal +Address payable underscore recipient +Address payable underscore relayer +Uint 256 underscore fee +Uint 256 underscore refund +Internal override +This is illegal +This code this code +Bool success +Underscore recipient dot call +Value denomination underscore fee +Require success +Payment to +Underscore recipient +Did not go thru +If underscore fee is more than zero +Underscore relayer dot call +Value underscore fee +Require success +Payment to +Underscore relayer +Did not go through" +when i've found my way,"i find my way's forgotten +when i feel ok +i'm feeling more distraught and +i must break free +and i don't care just how i do it +stand with me +turn and face the sun look through it +in another time +i was a minstrel singing +now it's a crime +to stand on the corner brining +song to the street +i don't care just how we do it +stand with me +turn and face the sun look through it +gone are the days +of whiskey drunks and loud parades +but it's ok +we'll make due with veiled charades" +i wanna rewrite reality,"I wanna reinterpret every natural law +So the only things that can hurt me +Are things that won't hurt me at all +That's the way we gonna do it in the future +Where magic and technology are one +when the ash and the blood and the water +are all mixing beneath the dying sun +oh my darling do not worry about it now +now it is the age of fleeting death +just look out upon everything you've made +breathe life into every single breath +i wanna rewrite reality +I wanna reinterpret every natural law +So the only things that can hurt me +Are things that won't hurt me at all" +About face,"Without a trace +Of indecision or regret +Standing in +spot you've been +Known to try to forget +Say it with me +Say it with me +This is all we've got +Simple mold +Built to hold +You in your space and time +You cannot fake it +You cannot break it +You are yours and I am mine +Say it with me +Say it with me +This is all we've got +It's typical +To put your wall +Up and then knock it down +You drone strike +You click like +You listen for familiar sounds +Say it with me +Say it with me +This is all we've got" +I’m going on an airplane for the first,"time in two years The +last time I was flying to bum fuck +Texas crying through my tears I don’t know +if I can remember how to do it +If I can travel all around Tell +you the truth, I’m +a little bit nervous I don’t know what +I’m going to be doing down Down +there in Denver +I’m going down to Denver +I hope I don’t get covid this time +You see last time I was supposed to +go to Denver +I got covid right on down the line +This time I’m +hopeful that I don’t get it, no I’m +just gonna go go go Down +to the airplane and fly through the sky +I hope that I don’t cry I will +be hosting a conference call Schelling +Point And +if I was a weed smoker, I might +consider rolling up a joint Would +you believe I’ve +never smoked the stuff Never +once even lit it up I once at +an edible brownie And +that really fucked me up So +I’ve been a little scared to try little +scared" +Murder hornet in the USA,"Come to expand her territory +Hide your honey lock up your bees +There’s gonna be blood running down the trees +The Murder Hornet +Largest hornet on the planet +Workers are big, queens are huge +They build subterranean nests +Often around rotten pine roots +They’ve been see around Washington State +Their stinger is like a hot nail being driven into your skin +They can fly 60 miles in one day +Killing 40 bees a minute, this ain’t a battle bees can win +Vespa Mandarinia +Or asian giant hornet too +But Americans like to be dramatic +So I guess murder hornet will do" +I spent the day making my way round,"the 11th district of New +Jersey I spent the day making my way +round the 11th district of New +Jersey talking to folks about the ACA +If it went away they would really miss +it Talking +to folks about the ACA +if it went away pre existing conditions Filming +folks in the living rooms filming folks in +the dining rooms Filming +folks in the backyards telling their story so +hard Parents +with kids with rare diseases without the aca +they would be in trouble Filming +them telling me their story and while they're +voting for Mikey +Cheryl I spent the day making my way +around the 11th district of New +Jersey Spent +the day making my way around the 11th +district of New +Jersey and now I'm +home" +I sometimes think,"That I’m awake +When the whole state +And the country’s sleeping +The world’s dreaming +And I’m alone +I sometimes think the world +Has all awoken +And I am strange +I’m on a stage +And the darkness drinking +Has got me thinking +I’m not enough +But when I feel alone +Come and take me home +I’ve got a lens +That magnifies +The darkened skies +And I see the painting +Of galaxies and slumbering demons +And with my headphones on +I hear the singing +Of missing giants +Always trying +To tear me up +They don’t mean it +But I believe it’s +Meant to be" +If I wait too long to write my song,"The night comes overtakes me +The tiredness just breaks me +And i’m left to my own devices +Everybody’s got the plague +We’re all dying from ebola +We all drink too much cola +We’ve all got our own vices +Take my advice +Don’t be an asshole +Take my advice +Go where you want to go +Take my advice +Write your song early +Take my advice +Love completely +I’m standing at the bathroom counter +Typing out these words +And that may seem absurd +But it’s what I’ve got to do +When days fly by without a chance +To stop and do reflecting +The ego your protecting +Can’t get in the way of you +Take my advice +Don’t be an asshole +Take my advice +Go where you want to go +Take my advice +Write your song early +Take my advice +Love completely" +Everybody is doing their best most of the,"time trying to get through the day without +crying doing what they gotta do to survive +So don't judge people too harshly just because +you're having a bad day You +don't know what they are going through Okay +Everybody is doing their best most of the +time trying to get through the day without +crying But +crying can be good and cathartic And +don't you think that you should start a +garden in the backyard Growing +vegetables that you can eat Making +plans with the soil neath your feet Making +friends with all the little animals who come +to feast on your food Say +hey don't do that my little dude But +there's enough for everyone to go around Just +like this world we live in It's +not scarce It's +abundant and it's not scarce it's abundant Oh +and money is not a very good means +of distributing all the goods that we need +to survive in this life No +it's what we got though So +make the best of it as you can +Even as you try to change the world +My man my woman Everybody +is doing the best that they can as +they try not to cry into their soup +and try to go alley oop oop oop +Alley oop oop oop Oh +yeah" +How many times have NFTs died,"How many times brought back to life +Earthquakes and automobiles +Ones ricochets and the other has wheels +I don’t mean to be cryptic when talking about crypto +And in case you missed it, it’s just the ebb and flow" +Ooga booga looga dooga,"Shinga dinga linga dinga +Oosha voosha loosha doosha +Ooga booga looga dooga +You think that your sister doesn’t give good gifts +This isn’t a doormat Llama +But don’t worry, we’re gonna do it like this: +Michael William Naso-rama +Your family is vegetarian, and you go to Italy +You eat a lot of spaghetti +From a young age you all learned to ski +Your sister follows you and ends up in a tree +I’m not sure if she was ready +Hanging out at Summit with all your friends +You became a coffee snob +You work really hard and you get it done +At your Union Board job +You got sick of seeing your sister around school +But she really loves you blubber +She’s sure some day you’re gonna save the world +But you know, no pressure" +Hat hat,"Mr +Hat +He's a +Mr +Hat +Guy +Hat +Hat +Mr +Hat +He's the +Mr +Hat guy +Hat +Hat +Mr +Hat +He's a +Mr +Hat guy +Hat +Hat +Mr +Hat +He's a +Mr +Hat guy +Oh yeah +Mr +Hat +He wears lots of hats +Cause he's +Mr +Hat guy +Oh yeah he's +Mr +Hat guy +He wears lots of hats +Hat +He's +Mr +Hat guy +Hat +Hat +Mr +Hat +He's +Mr +Hat guy +Hat +Mr +Hat +He's the +Mr +Hat guy +Hat +Hat +Mr +Hat +He's the +Mr +Hat guy +Hatat +Mr +Hat +Oh he's the +Mr +Hat guy" +The courts have stopped your ban,"You grabby grabby pumpkin man +The American people are better +Than the shit you’re trying to pull +We’ve been blind too long +But now it’s a brand new song +And we’ve got our walking shoes on +And a rattling in our skull +The supermarkets will run out +And I have no doubt +That things are gonna get rough +But we can pull together +So many are gonna suffer +And we’ve gotta look out for each other +Because the suffering won’t be +It won’t be forever +It won’t be +It won’t be +It won’t be forever +It won’t be forever +We’re gonna lose a lot +And then we’ll lose some more +But then we’ll settle the score +And you nazis are gonna pay +Cuz then we are gonna win +And then we will begin +Building up our defenses +So you can never come back again" +If white people,"Ever got one whiff +Of the stuff black people face every day +I swear we’d lose our shit +My blood starts boiling +When someone cuts in line +And if I got pulled over for no reason +I think I’d lose my mind +White people +Including me +We’re fragile +Break easily +I’m easy going most of the time +But I get indignant when +Somebody imposes on me +Their power tripping whim +This happens so infrequently +That I barely think about it +If it happened everyday +I would have to shout it +Someday soon when Trump is gone +The fact will still remain +That the people who chanted and voted for him +Will never go away" +They’re just two dudes from Indiana,"With lots of experience in +The shipping and freight industry +Logistics and transportation +Just two tech nerds who saw that +There were inefficiencies +Laying the ground work for autonomous systems +More organically +Track, measure and improve your ops +With automated dashboards and scorecards +40% reduction in retention fees +Audit trails and load visibility" +On the road to PAX,"Where we can all relax +‘Cause everyone’s a nerd over there +On the road to PAX +No, we won’t break our backs +‘Cause everyone’s a nerd over there +Over there +I’m in Portland +I’ve never been there before +Never been there before +Over there +I enjoy it so far +There is lots of trees around +And it’s nice, oh yeah +On the road to PAX +Where we got our backpacks +And inside them we got lots of dirty stuff +On the road to PAX +Lots of people like to relax +Playing games on those big beanie bags +Beanie bags" +You see something that makes you mad,"And you tweet your disdain +It’s all pavlovian +The algorithm plays your emotions +Like a video game +It’s all pavlovian +If you think that there’s a difference +Between her and you +You both just scream into the void +But that’s what she gets paid to do +She’s holding up a mirror +We don’t like what we see +It’s all pavlovian +Little engines of content +To feed the beats +It’s all pavlovian" +No,"I don't take responsibility at all +At all +No +I don't take responsibility at all +At all +President of the +United +States holds the shots +President of the +United +States holds the shots +Well +I have the ultimate authority +President of the +United +States hauls the shots +The shots +The shots +Calls the shots +No +I don't take responsibility at all +At all +No +I have the ultimate authority +No +I don't take responsibility at all +At all +No +I don't take responsibility at all +At all +President +President of the +United +States holds the shots +President of the +United +States holds the shots +Do +I have the ultimate authority +President of the +United +States holds the shots the shots the shots +Holds the shots +No +I don't take responsibility at all +At all +No +I have the ultimate authority +No +I don't take responsibility at all +At all +No +I don't take responsibility at all +At all +The president of the +United +States calls the shots +President of the +United +States calls the shot +Will +I have the ultimate 40 +President of the +United +States calls the shot +The shot +The shot +Calls all the shots +No +I don't take a responsibility at all +Will +I have the ultimate authority" +I got no fancy words,"If I had a minute I would give it to you +My gut is a fire hose +My head is full of the darkest thoughts +You know what I’m talking about +Just nod along and say, “I do.” +Some voices carry through the cracks +Between the parts of me and parts of your +I’m rusting cattle here +All that misery is put to use +Courageous heavenly shields +Break the backs of all involved +You know what I’m talking about +Just nod along and say, “I do.” +The following is just a ruse +Amazing light provided by the dark +The shortfall won’t stand still +Clocks running rampant under foot +You know what I’m talking about +Just nod along and say, “I do.”" +When your mom and I met,"Was a definite tension +Though neither of us acknowledged it +And it was 12 long years +Before anybody did anything at all about it +But with god or fate or circumstance +It was flood gates opening on desert lands +And my universe shook down to the core +In ways I could never have imagined +Everyday and every night +Not a lot of sleep but that was all right +We did it so much I couldn’t see straight +It was great +And then you +And then you attached straight to her body +We get close and then you’re crying +And then you, you go to sleep +Inopportune times you wake +And then you I love you more than I can say +But when she and I are making waves +I swear I’m gonna just give you away +It’s my lizard brain" +I wasn’t who I thought I was,"I didn’t what I thought I does +Fling stardust into your face +Don’t let them see your space +Crash landing on my neck +Boots standing on my deck +Free brick house for the smoke +Free lighters for the joke" +This New Year's Eve,"I'm tired as can be +I'm tired as can be +Whoa whoa this +New +Year's +Eve +I'm tired as can be +I'm tired as can be +so +I'll take a nap" +Was a long road,"That brought me home +To see the truth +Took all I had +To counter that +And get me through +You had me trapped +But I got away +And now I’m happier +You had me trapped +Like a butterfly +And a spider +I was never chained +But the fact remained +That I couldn’t move +Your tears fell +And I couldn’t tell +What I should do +You had me trapped +But I got away +And now I’m happier +You had me trapped +Like a butterfly +And a spider +I never thought anybody should love me +So I just went with the flow +When someone said that they loved me +I just didn’t know +I took the first +And I took the worst +And I took it all +Didn’t matter who +Though I thought that you +Were a siren call" +SHIT YES,"siracusa is dead. +“Fuck you, here’s your Mac Pro.” +THE NEW MAC PRO IS A BOX +YESSSS THAT DISPLAY TOO THO +HOLY SHIT THE MAC PRO IS BACK! +THE REAL MAC PRO IS BACK! +Apple's new Mac Pro allows +Logic to have lots and lots (and LOTS) of audio tracks. +Double the terraflops double the floopywotits, +triple the bigly figlys. +The Mac Pro has wheels. +new mac pro. it's so.. shiny +The new Mac Pro doesn’t look like a trash can anymore! +It looks like … a cheese grater? +Actually my Mac Pro from 2011 says hello +And personally I’ve been a return to cheese grater agitator" +It's too big,"I can't process it +Don't know what it is +Don't wanna think about it +I can't wrap my head just keeps going round +When +I close my eyes +I try to shut it down +But +I can't unsee what's now a part of me +I can't let go of +feeling +I now know +I can't unsee what's now a part of me +I can't let go of +feeling +I now know +Hallway of red +Animal scream +Emotions spread all over my dreams +World goes silent try to catch my breath +Visions of life taken by death +But +I can't unsee what's now a part of me +I can't let go +The feeling +I now know +I can't unsee what's now a part of me +I can't let go +The feeling +I now know +I now know +I now know +I now know" +You want you and your horse,"To be the best that you can be +And that is why you care about +Asymmetry +And with straightness training +You’l reach perfect harmony +Between you and your horse +Mentally and physically +With Marijke De Jong +You’ll learn to stretch and grow +She will bring you further +Than you ever thought you’d go +If the horse is out of balance +See it as a challenge +And if it takes much longer +Your bond will be that much stronger +Give your best +AIKIDO! +better world for you and your horse +Think first, act later +You gotta yeild to pressure +Inner picture, inner feeling +Lateral bending, forward down, stepping under +If your beginner or advanced +We can help in your journey +Learn about straightness training +At ST Academy +Horses all over the world +No matter how old or young +Have used this exercises +Beneficial and so fun +With Marijke De Jong +It’s all within your reach +First you are the student +You can even learn to teach +use your airbag +Chasing from behind" +"Tell me why, when I fall","Would the world wanna catch me? +I’m not an animal anymore +Tell me why, in the sun +I can look and lose my hearing +I’m not afraid of anything +I was a man, was a man +In the morning +Then I changed +I’m sorry +I turned around, turned around +And I saw you +In the light +Very clearly +Please mister, please mister +I don’t even know +If my head’s on straight +Whoa baby, hey baby +I can’t get used to the changes +In my way +Tell me why +(Tell me why, tell me why) +Tell me why it’s gotta be that way +(Tell me why, tell me why) +(Tell me why, tell me why) +Tell me why +(Tell me why, tell me why) +(Tell me why, tell me why) +Why it’s gotta be that way +(Tell me why, tell me why) +(Tell me why, tell me why) +Yeah yeah +I was a man, was a man +In the morning +Then I changed +And I’m sorry" +Bill Cosby's not dead,"Bill Cosby's not dead +Bill Cosby's not dead +No no no no no no +Bill Cosby's not dead +Bill Cosby's not dead +Bill Cosby's not dead +Well it might say so on Twitter +But you know it just makes me bitter +Because Cosby is one of the greats +Kids nowadays don't know +I grew up watching his show +Go watch some clips of him on YouTube +He'll just about blow your mind +I said +Bill Cosby's not dead +(No he’s not dead) +Bill Cosby's not dead +Bill Cosby's not dead +Sing along if you know the words +Bill Cosby's not dead +Bill Cosby's not dead +Bill Cosby's not dead +Now I love me some Richard Pryor +But Cosby's more my style +Being funny without uttering a swear +Yeah he's clean and he loves his family +He shows you what a man can be +Though he shilled for Kodak and Jello +We won't hold that against him no +I said +Bill Cosby's not dead +(No he’s not dead) +Bill Cosby's not dead +(Mmmm) +Bill Cosby's not dead +This goes out to Twitter I said +Bill Cosby's not dead +(No nooo) +Bill Cosby's not dead +(Yeah) +Bill Cosby's not dead +Bill Cosby's not dead +(Bill) +Bill Cosby's not dead +Bill Cosby's not dead +(No no no) +Bill Cosby's not dead +(Oh) +Bill Cosby's not dead +(I don’t know why they’re saying you’re dead on Twitter) +Bill Cosby's not dead +It doesn’t make any sense +Maybe they’re just jerks +Or something" +1 2 3 4 Fingers,"dipped in gold Alien +fingers Fingers +come to earth And +the scientists say let's make this And +the scientists say where this coming from Can +we say say the kids Us +We say it's alien fingers Alien +fingers A +L I c m Fingers +A L +I e m Fingers +A I l e n Fingers +Where did they come from Where +did they go I wish that I could +get to know all the aliens that left +their fingers here What +planet are they from What +planet do they live on What +planet do they from What +planet are they live on I wanna know +All the aliens are alien fingers Fingers +Dim I wonder where's their home D +I wonder where they're" +People like Matt,"have spent 2 years making fun of non +fungibles It’s +a sad fact lack of imagination can’t see +far past their nose Then +the poison musk rat steals an at and +even blind mat can see It’s +not money or clout but there is no +doubt it shoulda been an nft It +shoulda been an nft That’s +the reason for this all to be No +billionaire or anybody else Can +take ‘ em from you or me In +a world increasingly digital little ownership is what +we need We +call it personal property It +shoulda been an nft But +DiDs or the Fediverse +Are both equally as strong Yeah +they are both promising They +all go their pros and cons So +why don’t you use those instead You +don’t have to be ornery I’m +not I’m +just saying that with the X +It shoulda been an NFT +Folks like Matt +have spent two years spouting off certain views +And the minute the dumb musk takes the +X that’s suddenly headline news But +the one thing in this article from Mashable +you won’t see Is +any kind of self-reflection about how it coulda +been an NFT" +1 2 3 4,"I need a haircut +I'm quarantined with my wife and kids +I don't know why the time of day is +When it was +Friday +I thought for sure it was +Thursday +And now it's +Sunday +I think isn't it +I have less time stuck here in my house than +I ever did when +I was free to move about +So while you watch me +I should be downstairs taken care of by kids +Taking care +Oh +Corona you're really fucking it all up +Oh +Corona you can't disappear soon enough +I need a haircut +I'm gonna be on +T +V and +I don't want people to see +Oh +Corona please just go away +Never come back +Go to another galaxy" +Good day,"Crypto market all around +Add some pickle +Which I’m going to farm +Chainlink? Love it +Got in late but gonna to hold +And if it dips I’ll add more +ETH DOT or ADA +ETH, of course +Buy Dogecoin Norm +Don’t be absurd +What’s your portfolio +Nearly all BTC" +I never have time to do it like i want it,"I just gotta play I gotta go where I go +Never have time no time i never got it +Now I gotta go like the wind is gonna blow +I gotta do this +I gotta get gone +I gotta play it +and then go beyond +I gotta say this +I gotta get going +I gotta do all the things i gotta do +I never have time and so it’s all ruined +my lifes work turned out to be a joke +most of the time i don’t know what i’m doing +Everything blows up in a pile of smoke" +I had a dream I was a ghost,"All of my insides were on display +I was floating above what I feared the most +And I had to answer for every choice I made +I said Hey! +I said Hey! +But nobody could hear me +Everybody that I ever loved +Just turned their backs too ashamed to look +I beg and pleaded but it was not enough +The sky melted and the air shook" +All the little ducks are quacking in time,"What’s mine is yours and what’s yours is mine +Together we make such a great team +We balance out each other at both extremes +I’ve never been on this side of the earth +Where nobody knows what one penny is worth +I’ve never seen you so up close +Raining like a tidal wave and dancing like a ghost +Boo +The picture in my mind said one thing straight +But the real world is much more complicated +So I packed my bags and I sank way down +To where the fireflies glow so there’s light all around +But I heard you calling and I couldn’t sit still +I held out best I could until +You sent me a telegram with all your best jokes +The one with the overalls and the one with the ghost c" +The year was 2012 I was looking for,"a friend Cuz +I needed someone to talk to So +I invented a machine that would shrink we +me way down small No, +no, smaller than that x3 No, +still still smaller Once +I was small enough Smaller +than a pinhead I set out on my +quest Didn’t +take too long before I found a little +nanobot He +said his name was Lore +I asked him where he came from He +said that humans made him Said +that he had lots of friends and they +called themselves grey goo He +said they’d taken over and made earth unhabitable +for all organic life But +wait I stopped him and he looked at +me If +what you’re telling me is true Then +that makes me a…Oh no! Oh +yes, machine Oh +yes, machine I am just a machine Oh +no! Oh +yes! The +end x2" +Produced by Encyclo-Britannica,"Films, yeah Oh +man, I’m +pulling this rope And +I’m so pissed off I could just scream +at you We +look like little babushkas We’re +so angry Man, +I’m frustrated that this propeller doesn’t turn I’m +mad on the phone I’m +ripping things up And +I’m throwing things on the floor And +I’m sobbing in the chair And +I’m really, really angry I’m +writing things down I’m +super, super pissed I’m +gonna break the pencil Throw +it down I’m +gonna cry, cry, cry ,cry Cuz +things aren’t going my way I’ve +got these pretty bangs But +things aren’t going my way So +I’m gonna cry I’m +gonna cry on the table like a sad +person does Here’s +another way you can do it You +can skip, skip, skip, yeah Skip, +skip the rope Double +dutch, double dutch I’m +yelling again But +look, everything’s okay No, +it’s not okay Things +are so bad Because +I’m yelling No, +you listen to me Things +are just fine If +you would just calm down Okay, +I’m still pulling the rope I’m +angry, I’m +angry Why +don’t you listen to me? No, +look, the two of us, we’re saying that +things are okay You +don’t gotta walk away Now +we can’t skip rope anymore Why’d +you walk away? X2 +I cried cuz the magazines are sad Nothing +looks good I’m +gonna eat chocolates from this box of chocolates +Ugh, it tastes disgusting I’m +gonna try to read a book God +this is boring I’m +so damn bored I came in from outside +where they were mean to me Now +I’m gonna be mean to you Get +outta here, I’m +gonna throw this book No! +You can’t throw that book She +was gonna throw the book at me Yeah, +yeah, it’s really mean Look, +kids, everything’s okay Don’t +be sad I know your hormonal teenager hormones +are raging But +just settle down, okay? But +she gets to do everything and I’m +stuck here And +I’m just so angry about… No, +it’s okay Look, +you guys can make up Me +and my dad Or +my friend, I can’t tell Building +model planes We’re +doing pretty well No, +here, that’s not how you do it This +is how you do it Ah, +I’m putting my hands on my hips to +show that I’m +not really sure what’s going on Here +comes my friend with a baseball, softball And +a baseball, softball bat I’m +saying, this is how you handle things, man +I’m older than you, listen to what I’m +saying You +gotta be gentle with it But +what if, I don’t gotta be gentle with +shit This +is my stuff, shutup No, +see, like this? No, +I’m angry I’m +gonna put on my hat Grab +my jacket I just went to get some +water Doesn’t +even taste very good God +damn" +Strike out on your own,"It’s good to be alone +Even when you get lonely +You can always ask for help +We are only +collection of cells that thinks about itself +You thought you needed someone +It turned out the past wasn’t done +And if you miss the pillows +And the secrets that they’d tell +Sit beneath the willow tree +You’re a collection of cells that thinks about itself +So put on that gorilla suit +He will always be there for you +When your heart is saying no +He will be there to show +You why to go +And how to do +Nothing can contain you now +Not the open road and no roaring crowd +Your dna is changing +Your heart begins to swell +It’s a loosening and unchaining +Of your collection of cells that thinks about itself +When we were 17 years old +We thought we had it all down cold +There is no preparing +And it doesn’t do to dwell +And it has no bearing +On the collection of cells that thinks about itself" +Travel the universe without a math Everybody,"knows that I don't take no craft Put +me in a pocket and I fall alone +it's wrong it's wrong Strong +strong I traveled all around But +I found nobody like me I went to +the mountains and I went into the sea +I took a little detour Down +a long and dusty road I know I +know I know I the more that you +keep looking for what you want the more +that you gonna blow your mind the more +that you keep looking for something longer you +that's not where he said I went around +honking my way I was caught unaware as +I was cut away it took a little +while to find my place still not sure +what happens to be honest Now +I'm just a man who doesn't know what +he wants I got little projects that I +put in my pockets But +I try to do my best Staying +busy every day I like it I like +it that way the more lets you keep +reaching for what is out of reach the +more that you keep trying to learn what +you can teach the more that you are +doing what you have always done that's when +when you become someone that's when you become +someone" +You can’t give him a reason,"And that’s the hardest part +So while you brain is full of doubt +You try to trust your heart +You can’t listen to music +Because it drags you further down +And when you wake up in the morning +It hits you that he’s not around +You’ve been through this before +You know the general contour +He’s not your last and he’s not your first +But fuck if it isn’t +Just the worst +Your best friend moved away last week +Road tripping across the nation +And you’ve got mountains of work +Your therapist is on vacation +Some friends are easy +And some take work to evolve +But right now you just want to hide out +And curl up into a ball" +I was laying in bed and lookin on,"eBay Nothing +smart ever starts that way I started thinking +about this old toy that I had When +I was a kid and how it always +reminded me Of +NFTS So +what do you think I did Isn’t +it obvious M.U.S.C.L.E +MEN oh M.U.S.C.L.E +MEN I must admit I missed my friends +How sweet it is to see you again +That’s right I bought like 1000 My +7 year old self is astounded Back +when I first saw crypto punks in the +fall Of +2017 they brought up memories Of +these little pink dudes I collected them all +the time" +I’m moving again,"So there’s boxes everywhere +Moving the mess +The mess of our lives +To another place +And I’m so tired +Look at my face +Can you see the lines +The lines and the bags +Under my eyes +Fill up the box with stuff you don’t need +Where did it come from? This stuff you don’t need +We accumulate stuff +No matter what we do +I wish I could just +Live simply +I used to fit +Everything I owned +Into a 4 door sedan +Now I hire movers +And I think that this provers +Some point about +Modern western living +We got crap crap crap +and we strap strap strap +It to our back back backs +We don’t relax ax ax +We just take all all all +Of it enthrall all alled +To the rhythm of the boxes +The brown cardboard boxes +That are our prisons +From which there is no escape" +My head goes blank and my body goes numb,"My heart explodes I refresh the feed +Try to find an anchor but I can’t find one +Another morning lost at sea +How many mornings will it take +Before we confront what we see +How long steeped in hate +How can this be? +I go about my day and I turn it off +I can do that because I have a choice +My outrage and sadness isn’t enough +The doubt and anger in my voice +How many mornings will it take +Before we confront what we see +How long steeped in hate +How can this be?" +The road is closed You,"can't go that way without some repercussions You +don't know what you might find You +don't wanna be finding When +you were just a little one you didn't +know what you were doing And +now you are a bigger one you still +don't know Oh +the road the door is closed don't even +try It's +frozen over like the lake The +boat is closed it's frozen over And +the police have been called it's no mistake +When I was just a little one I +was so confused When +I was just a little one I was +you The +road is closed you can't go down that +way without finding something bad The +road is closed it's covered in snow And +it's the worst day you ever had And +it's the worst day The +worst day Worst +day you ever had" +Played a show,"Then took a flight +To SFO +And now I’m tired +Another travel day song +It won’t be very long +Oh no" +Give me my royalty oh my nft don't,"make me stay please Cause +I work so hard every single day and +I put it all onto your plate and +I say go go Give +me my royalty on my nfts Code +is law well I'm +not sure if that is true Cause +I could do it through the code But +I'd rather you just honor my wishes and +butterflies they know what they're doing. And +the little froggies jump into the pond in +the moose will fight the bear all day +and the jaguar will come out to play +oh oh. Give +me my royalty on my nfts don't make +me say please I don't wanna beg don't +wanna say to yeah I just want you +to follow my wish My +wishes, my wishes Swimming +with the fishes Give +me my royalties Just +doing okay it's part of what makes all +of this so great Royalties +perpetual that's what keeps us straight And +the butterfly knows how to fly and the +moose knows how to fight. And +the froggies will go croak croak croak and +the artist will always be broke except for +Beeple Give +me my royalties Give +them to me please no don't make me +beg don't make me get onto my knees +Cause I don't want to I just wish +that you would follow my wishes Locking +platforms yeah from selling ya oh yeah that +don't sound so good but what are we +supposed to do? We +can do it by all the code oh +yeah. Or +we can do it through social consensus. Just +like the butterfly doesn't have to think about +how she flies. And +the little froggy can hop, hop, hop. And +the moose and the bear will fight each +other in the river. Cause +the moose is fairy territorial. Hear +the froggy go croak, croak croak croak croak. +Hear the froggy glow croak. Watch +the artist go broke, broke, broke Watch +the artist go broke. Except +for people giving my royalties on my nft +don't make me sing please" +Brimstone fast rolling in you don't know what,"it means you're searching for loose change in +the washing machine but know that I'm +here cheering you on Cheering +you on when you feel like you're out +of ideas and you wanna give up youp +lay down in the mud for once and +you look up and you feel enough like +yourself anymore what was that I don't know +who's caugh calling you right now Who +could that be They're +saying to you don't look a gift horse +in the mouth if you're trying you might +find yourself lying in a field in the +mud looking up at a rainbow At +a rainbow now he's a part of the +song that sounds a little bit different It's +different And +now I'm +a bit different too I'm +different like you when the sun fast rolling +in you don't know what it means so +you're searching for that loose chain down in +the washing machine but you're never gonna find +it never gonna hold it never gonna show +it all that don't look a gift horse +in the mouth now put your nose so +close to grindstone you might blow your nose +off don't take your medicine with sugar won't +go down that way Just +look up in the sky and say you +gotta say" +That baby Yoda Song is going viral on Tik Tok,"I’d be lying if I said I totally get it +I’ve been posting a song a day on YouTube +For 11 years but now I’m sitting here an old man +But I made myself an account on Tik Tok +I’ve been messing around +It’s just a bit overwhelming +But you can see what I’ve been up to over there" +Full of going the wrong way,"Full of unconcealed rage +At the words upon the page +And the sleepiness inside +That keeps me wrapped up tight +Today is an impossible day +From which I cannot get away +No matter how hard I try +Each note I sing is dry +Each not I write is why +Today has got to die +Today is an impossible day +I usually keep them all at bay +But my strength is giving way +And now they overtake my senses and my mind +My sanity’s left behind +Today is an impossible day +So I wrote this finally +Just to write it and be done +So I can move and carry on +Maybe go for a run +In the late afternoon sun +Among the trees and rocks for fun +Cus today is an impossible day" +I'm feeling so funky on this,"Sunday +I'm feeling so funky in my bones +I'm feeling so weird +Sitting here all alone +I'm feeling funky +I'm feeling so strange like something is going down +Gotta get my head above my knees +Gotta go with the flow +Feel what +I gotta feel +I don't know +I'm feeling funky like something's all spelunky in my throat +I'm feeling tired like my whole brain has been wired +Note for note down and to the land +Where +I'm not wearing any pants +Where +I'm going naked through the street and calling out +I'm saying hey +I'm feeling funky +I'm feeling funky +I'm feeling funky" +I did so much,"but I didn’t do my song +Now It’s late +Kinda late +I’m doing what I can +To get along +And I am grate +Very grateful +Nothing is sinister +Nothing is sane +Stay on course +Stay in your lane" +This song is worthless,"Utterly worthless +The moment you heard this +You knew it was true +The NFT circus +It’s been tossed in the furnace +So this song is worthless +There’s zero value +NFTs are dead again +They are dead again +They are dead +You’d be crazy to purchase +That would really concern us +I’ve got goose epidermis +Just thinking about it +This song is worthless +It hurts and disturbs us +With NFT absurdness +Flying around it +Just listen toooooooo this song and you can tell +It’s a worthless pile of shit +As soon as it hits the blockchain +That’s when it gets bathed in worthlessness" +Had a grudge but I let it go,"Never felt right about it and so +I had to find my own way through +gorilla breaking out of the zoo +And it took all of my pride +And it broke me open wide +And I fell into the dust +Never knowing who I was +There isn’t any shame in it +There isn’t any shame +Give yourself a minute +To collect your things +There isn’t any shame in it +There isn’t any shame +No one but you can win it +It’s nobody else’s game +I took myself so seriously +Somehow I couldn’t see +What the weight was doing to me +porcupine stuck up a in tree +And you tried to tie my wrist +And I said I don’t like it like this +The boat was rocking back and forth +Even then it was already over +In the dark +You can feel your heart beating faster +No matter where you are +You sense yourself on the edge of disaster +I had a face that I couldn’t see +Living in between two versions of me +Kept them apart sheer force of will +Distance between grew greater still +Moss growing on my skin +Never really knowing what I held in +So afraid of blowing up +That I was never really showing up" +One year ago,"The panda came alive +The heavens opened up +And pow died +And the ghost of the past +Is never really dead +But as long as we got each other +Together we forge ahead +Two hundred ninety nine thousand +Seven hundred ninety point seventy one +That fat stack is never coming back +Stick a fork in it burned and done +Two hundred ninety nine thousand +Seven hundred ninety point seventy one +No matter where you go, there you are +Might as well have some fun +One year ago +In a parlor in Shanghai +In a barbershop in Brooklyn +And across the worldwide +The system booted up +The stake began to prove +The flux capacitor is online +Nothing left to loser" +Mom took away the Nintendo,"today Cause +Micah and I have been fighting Lay +with Henry +on the floor and he broke the screen +door Cause +it's raining and thunder and lightning But +oh I'm +Mario in my dreams tonight Luigi +jumps high and toady is quick Princess +is light as a feather They +say she's the best But +I was more impressed by the way they +all seem to work together Oh +there's a mark on the cellar door So +now I'm +lying I know cause it looks just like +the sword of Omen +Break a branch off of a tree and +nobody mess with me Cause +now I'm +one badass ninja Turtle +I'm Mario +in my dreams tonight Leonardo's +goody goody Raphael's +always mad Michelangelo's +one Okay +I admit it Donatello's +my favorite pizza is my favorite food Oh +yeah all these I comes from my childhood +slowly faint enough thing And +what have I got to show But +I just can't let them go Mario +Transformers on my birthday Better +than he man My +daddy can't transform them but I can't Oh +he's got a PhD +but he's got nothing on me when it +comes to Decepticons +and dino robots Optimus +Prime So +mom took away the Nintendo +today Cause +Micah and I have been fighting play with +Henry on the floor and he broke the +screen door Cause +it's raining thunder and lightning But +oh I'm +Mario in my dreams tonight" +Standing on the riverside,"Pushing the rock up on the hill +I know what I am on the inside +I don’t know if I have got the will +To do what needs to be done +All of my money’s gone +host of zombies at the door +Mine eyes do fall upon +The heart beat like it never beat before +To do what needs to be done +To do what needs to be done +In the face of all that you’ll never do +To turn and stand against the sun +In the depths of the night +When it’s just you +Falling down the darkest hole +Lifting up the heaviest rock +Digging beneath the buried soul +When all that’s left is the cheapest talk +To do what needs to be done" +I got a brain I got a heart,"in my chest I got a long way +before I can rest I got rejected so +much I don’t know how it feels To +be told ok Jonathan +You are the real deal I got a +spark I got a glow I gotta let +it out You +can welcome it and let it into your +house Does +it say something does it make you feel +Anything resembling the real deal Is +there something fundamental that I don’t understand Melodies +or harmonies like Williams +or Beethoven +In the rhythm of my playing, in the +groove or in the feel Are +any of the words I’m +saying the real deal" +You smashed the door down,"Broke every single plate in glass +You punched a hole in the wall +Oh oh +Did anyone ever tell you +You look like a criminal +Your bloodshot eyes +And crooked smile +I think I need a break +From you for a while +Home is, forever +Home is, forever +Caged canary sing +Will you know the song +Will you sing along +When the wind rips down your pride +Will you run and hide +Or admit that you’re wro-ong +Did anyone ever tell you +You look like a criminal +Your bloodshot eyes +And crooked smile +I think I need a break +From you for a while +Home is, forever +Home is, forever +You hurt me +For the very last time +I found a way +To make you mine +And I’ll cast a net +As wide as the sky +And I’ll talk to you +Until you die +Did anyone ever tell you +You look like a criminal +Your bloodshot eyes +And crooked smile +I think I need a break +From you for a while +Home is, forever +Home is, forever +Home is, forever +Home is, forever" +scraping by and,"washing away the filth +my partner fell +and i'm 44 stories above the guilt +ready or not i'm not ready at all +i'm not ready to fall +we used to take turns +antiseptic it burned +my nose and stung my eyes +with a bucket of lies +he laughed and joked, he was disguised +ready or not the truth will fall +i'm not ready at all +she was the only woman that i ever loved +completely and deeply +and he looked me in the eye as we sat above +and told me, he told me +i watched him go +and the world got slow +i unlatched the safety bar +i didn't hear him hit +but my ears, they split with the sound of the honking cars +i picked up a sponge +and feeling numb +a man playing solitaire +i leaned back +and i felt myself relax +as i drifted through the air +ready or not i'm not ready at all" +Making a song about Thursday,"it's only Wednesday +but that's what I'm +gonna do right now Right +now I don't know who I am don't +know what I'm +doing But +somehow I do it anyhow Making +a song about Thursday +Saturday before Friday +and then we go into the weekend do +you remember that woman That +girl Rebecca +Black she sang that song about Friday +but she's a famous pop singer now Everybody +made fun of you I sing a song +about Thursday +I wish I was better at the piano +But I just I just do my best +sometimes sometimes Other +times I don't do my best and I +just give em a rest Now +I give myself a break Cause +I gotta do that to stay say yay +Making a song about Thursday +It's a day after Wednesday +that's tomorrow if you're counting if you're counting +counting but who's counting the days all be +together Sometimes +I wake up I get up I do +my song I go to sleep and then +I get up and I do it all +again I don't know how I feel about +making a song about birthday and I'm +looking at the window I see my neighbor's +house He's +a really nice guy if you don't know +what to say just sing about what you're +looking at like my tea and my water +Sitting on my desk right here next to +me lying down Thursday +Thursday Thursday +Thursday" +I plant my feet on solid ground,"I plant my ears in solid sound +I take my meals piece by piece +I lock it up and throw away the keys +I sit my butt where the time distorts +Where bottles wash up on dusty shores +I lay my head where nobody goes +I think the thoughts that nobody knows +I break my fast when morning comes +I move my body to the sound of drums +I hold my tea with pinky and thumbs +I need money in the largest sums +I'm not much but a series of screens +I don't know what any of it means +I can't sleep the night or nap +I can't find me on a map +I do my best and that is all +Underwater I drown and call +Something deep down yawns and wakes +terrible blessing or a great mistake" +My mind is racing,"Chasing every which way +like a pit bull in heat +Write this sing that film it +And I need something to eat +Gotta run gotta jump +Gotta dance gotta slump down in my chair +I don't care +My posture is suffering +Whlemed +You might say that I am over +Whelmed +You might say that I am over +Back pain neck joints knees and ankles +And I'm only 31 +Wait I'm 31 when did that happen +Seems like only yesterday +1000 songs was all that I'd done +But look at this son +Now I'm creeping up on 2000 +This neighborhood +Is gentrifying +I feel guilty +I feel guilty +On the other hand +I can't be lying +Theres good food to eat +And fun things to do +I am a tyrant +sharknado +dark bright immovable force +Wind me up and set me off +And let me run my course +I gotta get going +I don't have all day +But I got just a minute for you +That's what guys like me do +Whlemed +You might say that I am over +Whelmed +You might say that I am over" +you went to the supermarket got your turkey wrapped in plastic,"cooked it in the oven just right should come out fantastic +the whole family's coming over you put on your evening gown +but creeping up behind you all moist and golden brown +it's the zombie turkey coming to pay you back +you run up the stairs into the bathroom lock the door +you can hear her boney legs banging on the floor +she's coming ever closer now, you look out the window to see +an entire neighborhood overrun by zombie turkeys +they are zombie turkeys and they're coming to pay you back +she's banging down the door now it looks like there's no escape +you can't outrun her because you're fat and out of shape +if only you exercised more, ate less, you'd be thinner +what a terrible way to die to be eaten by your dinner +by a zombie turkey who has come to pay you back" +When you got no time,"When you got no time +When you got no time +You just make up a rhyme +When you got no time +Little kids sing songs +Little kids sing songs +Little kids sing songs +Until we tell em it's wrong +Little kids sing songs +And all across the earth +They're making plans +But none of it's worth +Your if buts or ands +And none of the plans +will go just how you expected +And that's ok +When you got to rush +When you got to rush +When you got to rush +You're buried and crushed +When you got to rush +There's never any need +There's never any need +There's never any need +I am built for speed +There's never any need +double" +Who are you and who am,"I +Are we the same +Stars in the sky +What is all what is down +Now +I'll go to sleep" +I had to block Qanon gramma on Facebook,"Reported Flat Earth uncle for spam +Unfriended my anti vax sister in law +Got my GOOP loving cousin banned +My sweet little niece +has been radicalized +She thinks Jews are giant +Green lizards in disguise +I say you’re half jewish +She says that’s exactly +What you’ve brainwashed me to think +It feels like I went to sleep and woke up +In the grip of an alternate dimension +Where everything I thought I knew’s been shook up +And mangled beyond recognition +I long for the days when Grandpa watched Fox +Now it’s all Alex Jones +Crisis actors, chemtrails, demons and gay frogs +Hillary Clinton eats baby bones +I caught my wife watching YouTube +Started out on make up tutorials +Now she thinks Obama is trafficking children +In a sex ring neath the Lincoln memorial +Gramma +Uncle +Sister in law +Cousin +Niece +QAnon +Flat earth +Anti vax +Goop +Radicalized +nephew +Mom +Dad +Wife +Son +Daughter +Mother in law" +Oh no Vitlalik got hacked,"So what does that mean for the rest of us +He is the best of us +But not infallible +LOCK DOWN YOUR SHIT +PLEASE DON’T GET HIT +LOCK DOWN YOUR SHIT +Oh no, bokky Poobah +Lost the old punk +The very first to be claimed +It’s god damn crying shame +It’s a wake up call now +I find myself asking +Does account abstraction fix this +Does it fix this? I don’t know. +One wrong click and +Everything can go missing +Does it fix this? I don’t know. +Oh no, Vitalik got hacked +It all happened so fast +Protolamda got scammed +I don’t understand +Please be careful" +Did I cause eth to crash?,"Was my hubris the disaster? +Should I never have even written that song? +Did I cause eth to crash? +I the market’s master? +Was it just my words and melodies all along? +This song is the reason eth crashed +I satisfied, no I’m not +Did I cause eth to crash? +Was it something in my nature? +Did I touch a forbidden eth panda meme? +Did I cause eth to crash? +Was it success or was it failure? +Is there more to my songs than what they seem? +What’s future and what is past? +Scientists don’t know a lot" +Call me up when you have a chance,"I'd like to show you something +It's toxic well a brand new dance +That we built out of nothing +I was put on this earth +To keep my body moving +And when moving hurts +Then I don't know what I'm doing +I try to push my life along +little at a time +Sometimes think I’m doing it wrong +With every last thing I’m trying +Go to Greece and ride a bus +To walk around the ruins +Stand atop the Acropolis +And don’t know what I’m doing +I try to bridge the gap +Between my thought and action +The more I struggle, my power’s sapped +Cuz I don’t want satisfaction +If there was a prize for “Almost There” +I know I’d be a shoe-in +But I stay the course because I’m scared +And I don’t know what I’m doing" +Spooky,"Scary +Spooky +(Phone’s ringing) +Spooky scary Halloween +Will you be something nice? +Will you be something mean? +On a spooky scary Halloween +When I see you, will it, make me scream? +Spooky scary Halloween +Are you what you are? +Is there more than what I see? +Spooky scary Halloween +1 plus 1 plus 1 is 3 +Spooky +Scary +Spooky Scary +Full moon on a spooky Halloween +Full moon, full moon +On a spooky Halloween +Spooky +Scary +Spooky scary Halloween now, oh yeah +Spooky scary Halloween now, oh yeah +Spooky scary Halloween +Put on our costuming now +Scary face +Scary face +Scary scary scary +Scary face +Scary face +Scary face +Scary scary scary +Scary face +Scary face +Halloween +Scary face +Halloween +Scary face +Halloween +Scary face +Scary face +Halloween +Scary face +Halloween +Scary face +Halloween +Scary face +Scary face +Scary face" +I crazy,"oh yes i am +I am crazy as +Only i can +tell me teacher +who brought the light +that shines so softly +through the night +Rock me mama +down in the forge +we’ll be doing things +ain’t never been done before +float up to the ceiling +crawl on the ground +brain is a mess +heart begins to pound +we’re told stories +heroes big and small +who all shout no way +when they say build a wall +give me science +to ease my pain +tell me all the things +you can’t explain +i am the government +I am the lake +I am the good +that you’re bad for goodness sake +Rope me up +Before I go berserk +Try and tie me down +With too much work +i’m a running around +i can’t stop +climbing up the ladder +never get to the top" +Look at that sneezing panda,"Tommy Lee Jones is not amused +Look at this puppy can't stand-a +Tommy Lee Jones is not amused +Look at this monkey throwing feces +Tommy Lee Jones is not amused +Look at this friendship, interspecies +Tommy Lee Jones is not amused +Doesn't matter what you say or do +Tommy Lee Jones is not amused +Tommy Lee Jones is not amused +Tommy Lee Jones is not amused" +You got the right way,"You got the wrong way +You got the right way +You got the wrong day +You got the wrong time +You got the right track +You got the nose to the grindstone +And wind at your back +You got the bad luck +You got the good luck +You got the hard luck +You got the quick buck +You got the right way +You got the wrong time +You got the nerve to be crazy +You're outta your mind +You got the go away +You got the go ahead stay +You got the ok +You got the what do you say +You got the thick of it +You got the hang of it +You got the handle of the middle of the trick of it +You got the close up +You got the big love +You got the cleaning up +You got the rub a dub dub +You got the high road +You got the low road +You got the seeds that you plant +And reap what you sow +You got the good idea +You got the bad idea +You got the good feel +You got the bad feel +You got mistake +You got milkshake +You got the hot summer heat +Go jump in a lake +You got the right way +You got the wrong way +You got the right way +You got the wrong day +You got the wrong time +You got the right track +You got the nose to the grindstone +And wind at your back" +Why don’t you like me?,"I need everyone to like me +At least know that I’m sincere +Mistakes are made are made in earnest +I pissed you way off +Now for years you’ve cut me way out +And you say that I am bad +But I just need you to like me" +My iPod is frozen,"The old man is dozin’ +The blue monkey goes in a hole +The people commuting have guns that they’re shooting +With erections saluting Bob Dole +Riding the subway x3 +Trains going faster than natural disaster +With crumbling plaster—falls down +priest and his priestess are handing out leaflets +That she is the cheapest in town +Riding the subway x3 +On automatic, cut through the static +Like dust in the attic, I sneeze +dance and a scuffle, cries mostly muffled +My iPod would shuffle and freeze +Riding the subway x13" +Hello ladies and gentlemen,"Crepe +Nutella time +Crepe and +Nutella is the best dessert +It's the best dessert +The best dessert +I said crepe and +Nutella is the best dessert +It's the best dessert +It's the best dessert +Nutella and crepe +Get out and vote +What makes it so great going down your throat +Vote tomorrow and then +I will make you some +Nutella and crepe +Crepe and +Nutella is the best dessert +It' it's the best dessert +All grape and +Nutella is the best dessert +It's the best dessert +It's the best dessert +All" +He's the key to the Barron,"family with a particular way of loading the +dishwasher he's good at job buddy he's turning +93 kids six grandchildren and one great granddaughter +he's got the wisdom of 90 years old +go take a flying leap at yourself yourself +don't eat the yellow snow Jiggle +the handle and that should help Bill +go Bill +Barron 90 years old is with you wherever +you go Sam +Marian Daniel +Georgia Bernie +Stephanie Margot +Sean Maya +Vanessa Dan +Charlie Nancy +and Casey +replaced his cane with some fancy wheels he's +really to buy presents for he loves jelly +beans and crossword puzzles he's really good at +trivia and Wheel +of Fortune +he'll watch Castle +and Mad +Men his beloved Steelers +made the win again down at the casino +with Lady +Luck but he's got his family and they're +full of love Bill +bill bill and 90 years old is with +you wherever you go Sam +Marianne Daniel +Georgia Bernie +Stephanie Margo +Sean Maya +Vanessa Dan +Drew Charlie +Nancy NKC +birthday" +"Foot, hip, trunk, arm, hand, face, tongue and larynx","Primary motor cortex +Foot, hip, trunk, arm, hand, face, tongue and larynx +Primary motor cortex +what am I? +(Ugly bags of mostly water) +Just a bunch of water and sun skin +what am I? +(Ugly bags of mostly water) +Just a bunch of water and some +Foot, hip, trunk, arm, hand, face, tongue and larynx +Primary motor cortex +Ugly bags of mostly water +Ugly bags of mostly water +Ugly bags of mostly water +what am I? +(Ugly bags of mostly water) +Just a bunch of water and some skin +what am I? +(Ugly bags of mostly water) +Nobody knows how much trouble that I'm in +Foot, hip, trunk, arm, hand, face, tongue and larynx +Primary motor cortex +Foot, hip, trunk, arm, hand, face, tongue and larynx +Primary motor cortex +what am I? +(Ugly bags of mostly water) +That is all" +i can take down all the notes,"I can clear all of my throats +I can break down all the walls +I can, oh +I can, oh +I can write down all my fears +I can act out all the weird +I can forget all my things +I can, oh +I can, oh +beautiful day on the planet looking in +Beautiful day pin the inside to the out +endless sky in the air above my house +boundless night below me now +i can hold up all the cars +I can dance with the bizarre +i can eat none of the food +i can, oh +i can, oh +I can miss all of my friends +I can drop a roll of tens +I can break my back on shoes +i can, oh +I can, oh +beautiful day on the planet looking in +Beautiful day pin the inside to the out +endless sky in the air above my house +boundless night below me now +I can let the cockroach live +I can give and give and give +I can open up my heart +I can, oh +I can, oh +I can hold my tongue in space +I can tongue in any place +I can make you feel loved +I can, oh +I can, oh" +"Sitting in a diner, waiting for a veggie burger. ","Sitting in a diner, waiting for a veggie burger. O +kay, so... I'm the kind of person that sits in the diner. +Who plays this baritone ukulele. +I hope they don't think I'm too weird. +Playing my baritone ukulele. +In the diner, waiting for a veggie burger. +Veggie burger, veggie burger. +Adding two sides of fries. +Because Ivory wants fries. +And her mom wants fries too. +And Ivory's glove, her finger. +Making stuff happen, oh yeah. +In the diner, at the counter, +waiting for a burger. Okay. +Hot chocolate to go? +Whipped cream? +We want some hot chocolate, we want to go. +We want some hot chocolate to go. +I'm getting my veggie burger, my veggie burger. +I'm going to the drugstore across the street. +She's going to the drugstore. +Across the street. +Maybe she needs to get some drugs. +I sell them on the street. +I just rhyme street with street. +I should have rhyme street with feet. +Or something like that. +But instead I'm waiting for a veggie burger. +Ooh, veggie burger. +Now Ivory's thumb will cover the thing." +One could lose hope,"If you don’t hold onto it +But you’re supposed to let go +Of everything +Cuz life is one state +And it’s always changing +What’s next we can’t say +Anything +But I won’t let go +I’ll try to let go of my fear +And my anxiousness in uncertainty +I’ll try to let go of anger +At everything +I will let go of trying +Of expectation and plans +I’ll let go of who I think I am +I am nothing +But I won’t let go +Bad and worse news and I barely see +Through the feeling that we +Have lost it +Does every generation feel this way +I think it’s getting worse but who am I to say +If only we lived for more than 8 decades +We’d know for sure" +Isn’t it weird how everyone you know is,"gonna die someday Everything +you love, every place you go is gonna +go away It +could be depressing Cause +I wanna hold on All +the time I spend obsessing Is +just to keep my mind from looking beyond +Isn’t it weird how time can go slow +and fast and slow Or +that time is something we made up to +make sense of what we think we know +Why do we remember The +past and not the future If +time is like a river Is +there room for never Some +day somebody might not die But +not today Some +day somebody might find The +secret to life Isn’t +it weird that there exists right now other +planets out in space Like +they’re really out there at this very moment, +you can see if you stretch your brain +It’s usually so abstract Cuz +it’s just too much to take in But +you can concentrate on their fact If +you can stay awakened Isn’t +it weird how honeybees dance in the sixth +dimension Their +moves and flow just somehow go to a +place we barely comprehend There +could be another universe Just +lying on top of ours Where +human life didn’t grow on Earth +But instead grew up on Mars" +I'm a froggy groggy monster with a limp and a roll,"I hate all living things with the fire of my soul +I don't want to talk to you, not even just hello +And there's nowhere in the world that I'd ever want to go +My heart is all black and my mind is made of sludge +My skin is creepy crawling at just the slightest touch +If you try to talk to me I'll snap and growl hard +Don't come into my space all ways are locked and barred +Everything smells bad and I can't take the noise +Drinking simple water just tastes like poison +The very sight of you makes me want to retch +The very air I breathe is like diseases that I catch +Give me coffee +Give me coffee +Give me coffee +I'm OK now." +You can’t take the path to 33rd,"You gotta go downtown and take a turn +For the worse +For the foreseeable futture +Did you hear the one about the dead dog +She had in a suitcase all along +And she dumped it +Into the sewer +I’m only one half awake +And I could go either way +So put your gloves on +Before you touch +It won’t mean nothing +At least not much +She’s got vinegar on her finger tips +And the face that she makes when she slips +Is priceless +She belongs in a museum +She came to New York to change the place +To chew bubble gum and to lay waste +Was gonna use those boots +To Tennessee ‘em" +I had a dream of Cybermen,"Weeping angels and Sara Jane +I couldn't win the Master's game +Run you clever boy +Van Gogh and the ood +Chanting painting being pursued +The Tardis is on the move +To build and not destroy +It's bigger on the inside +It's all timey wimey +There's no better ride +Geronimo and allonsi +And then I dreamt of River Song +The Doctor's got his timeline wrong +Captain Jack comes along and yells +Banakafalata +Was the he there when the Daleks came +So loud with a crash and clang +Are we ever gonna know his name +Or the secrets that he’s keeping +What did the Doctor do +With the turn of a sonic screw +Was was his point of view +When time and space were weeping +Way out in Gallifrey +It all comes down to just one day +Things don't turn out the way +The Doctor would have wanted +How did he bid farewell +Space contracted and then swelled +He was there when Arcadia fell +And time was mutilated +What happened in that war +What happened to the time lords +warrior in the time war +warrior of a time lord" +I’m just a little raindrop from the sky,"Looking for a puddle to call my own +But I landed somewhere else that I +Don’t recognize +I am all alone +I am the silver soldier +That I’ve been waiting for +I am the softest shoulder +The heaviest boulder and many more +Dripping down a leaf and into the mud +Catch a ride on the back of a slug +Searching for a family that I can love +It’s really tough +To be not enough +I’m ready to be evaporated +The only way out they say is through +And just when I think I’ll never make it +I am awakened +And I find you" +And we will all go together when we,"go And +we will all go together when we go +And we will all go together, like birds +of a feather And +we will all go together when we go +We will all die together when we die +We will all go together into the sky +We will all die together in any kind +of weather We +will all die together when we die We +will all paint together when we paint We +will all paint together when we faint We +will faint, we will paint We +will become something we ain't We +will all paint together when we paint We +will all paint together when we paint We +will all paint together when we paint We +will all paint together when we paint We +will all trump together when we trump We +will take the million dump on the trump +When we trump, when we dump We +all living in little clump We +will all trump together when we trump We +will all light together when we light We +will not go gently into that good night +We will light together, yes we will When +the whole damn world's getting ready to be +filled with light, we're up together when we +light We +will not go gently into that good night +We will not go gently into that good +night" +One can only take so much before they’re,"going to Blow +up from the pressure building I know you +feel it Oh, +you gotta let go Don’t +you know We’re +on loan From +somewhere else All +that’s in your rattling skull Is +just some chemicals And +it comes From +somewhere else Take +your heart and pull it out of your +chest to see it Beating +even without your help, it’ll beat 2 billion +times So +just hang on Even +when the world is wrong Music +is just displaced air That +make you feel something Can +I make you feel something" +what kind of stunted pre-pubescent jerk wad would,"spread misinformation that muddies up the waters +as everyone else works for the common good +Shashank Tripathi a vocal Romney supporter +Tweets out stuff just to fuck with the efforts +Of all the adults who were risking their lives +Shahank Tripathi hedge fund analyst +Untouched by the storm in his cocoon safe and warm +a very model of a modern major 'publican +with a pre-pubescent humor disregard for anything +facts they abhors and the poor they despise +climate change is a dirty word among these guys +Romney wants to privatize all disaster relief +He'd dismantle FEMA let states fend for themselves +And when confronted today about his stance on these issues +He ignores the questions and he ignores so well +Similarly Tripathi would not respond to requests +For interviews, he simply hung up +He censors pictures of himself, he hides his face +He's a cowardly dastardly son of a fuck +Sometimes I think Romney might be a troll +Out for the lulz to see how much lie we'll believe +He just says whatever and everyone nods +And it's all similar for Shashank Tripathi +His presidency would be one massive prank +And folks like Tripathi would inherit the earth +The private equity guy and the hedge fund analyst +Adding nothing of value adding nothing of worth" +sometimes i stand in the middle of the street,"try to imagine what all this looked like +1000 years ago +sometimes i forget that i'm sitting right here +i feel as though i'm someplace else +10000 years ago +but oooo +It's just a saturday afternoon +sometimes in the middle of a song +i forget just what i meant +when i wrote the words down +sometimes i get so sad to hear +sound like somebody else +when they sing their songs +but oooo +it's just a saturday afternoon +sometimes i get an idea so good +that my body starts to shake around +and i can barely hold it in +sometimes i can barely move +i take a long nap on the couch +and dream of better days" +I got horns on my back,"I got wings on my head +I got water where my eyes should be +I got fire deep down beneath +I’m a ragnarok +I’m an octorok +I’m a lichen rock +I’m a risky proposition +I got a tail on my insides +I got a heart on my sleeve +I got windows in my brain +I got heart break like you wouldn’t believe +I got bottles for the money +I got oatmeal for your butt +I got a standardized piece of glass stuck in my thigh bone +I got a very tiny telephone" +Here we go Jupiter,"is feeling sick it isn't very fun he's +been cooped up all day his fever is +101Jupiter is feeling sick he's just been watching +TV laying here on the couch Feeling +so sick it's plain to see oh Jupiter +is feeling sick Jupiter +is feeling sick Jupiter +is feeling sick Sick +sick sick so sick" +Sometimes all my plans go to shit,"Sometimes all my shit goes to plans +I shouldn’t bother with +But I do +Because I continue to +Believe in you +I wish I could get off the internet +I wish I could internet some more +It’s hours of my day +I’m hanging on +Until I melt away +Into my song +No one else can walk the path you’re on +For ev erand always you gotta walk alone +But you carry me +In your heart +I’m inside of you +Where ever you are" +I don't remember who I am I've,"forgotten who I was I don't know where +I come from or where I've +been and just because I'm +getting older I'm +getting older and I forget these things that +I have done that I have done I've +forgotten more songs than most people will write +in a lifetime A +lifetime And +I don't say that like it's a good +thing I not sure that it is Cause +I've forgotten who I am who I am +who I was one day And +I don't remember the things I said to +you or the things I wrote I wrote +I don't remember the things I did for +you or the things that I had known +for no oh oh oh oh oh oh +oh I don't remember which way I went +back then in my 20s I don't remember +how I felt How +I felt I guess nobody keeps those memories +in their pocket in their brain anymore as +they get older like I do like everybody +does oh everybody must forget sometimes oh everybody +must forget sometimes oh everybody must forget sometimes +I oh I guess that's just how life +works" +"Hey hey Noura,","Tariq asked me to write you another song +For your birthday this year, maybe this can +be a tradition from now on I heard +Tariq moved to your hometown in Kuwait +Where he’s pining away and counting the days +Till you to finish your observership To +become a heart or plastic surgeon So +you’ll go back home for a year or +so Get +m-m-m-married and then Go +back to Canada +Where your nephew will be waiting With +Sarah and Youbie, +oh oh Happy +Birthday Noura +Life goes fast and you’ve made it Things +are happening, oh Noura +life so sweet there’s no way you’d ever +trade it Someday +a miniature Schnowzer +Tariq is your lobster You +always knew you’d be together And +now that will be officially forever Happy +Birthday Noura, +happy birthday So +eat some peanut butter excuse me if I +repeat myself Do +some yoga and go surfing take that Game +of Thrones +off the shelf Curl +up in a small, small space just like +a raccoon Don’t +forget the chick pee curry, yum vegetarian food +Things have a way of working out And +there’s always more than it seems Look +at that sunset full of Orange +yellow and green You +can have everything you’ve ever wanted and more +And Tariq +is right there with you loving you" +The Bufficorn hacked some hacking,"Hugged straight from the heart +Interrupted a vlog recording +And then took in some art +Schmoozed in the VIP room +Selfies all over the place +Tried to go get a haircut +Rocked out in the maker space +Everywhere the Bufficorn goes +They’re loved +It’s the spirit of the community +They’re made of +The magic of the unicorn +Strength of the buffalo +Listen to the call of the Bufficorn +In Colorado +BUIDL +The magic is inside of you +There since you were born +We BUIDL all together +Be the bufficorn +BUDIL +Got shilled to in the shill zone +Listened to some talks +Chilled out hard in the chill zone +And did yoga like a boss +Got food from the food trucks +Rode a scooter in the snow +Interrupted a panel +It’s the Buffi Buffi Bufficorn show +Everywhere the Bufficorn goes +They play +Their magic is all around us +Everyday" +moby dick said to santa claus,"it’s time to break all the laws +they grabbed two shovels and they started to dig +the dirt was black and the dirt was thick +They went to china +they went to india +they went to java +in indonesia +they went new zealand +they went australia +santa was doing glossolalia +santa claus and moby dick +build a house up on the ridge +moby would yodel and the town would shake +they fought and made up through every mistake +What’s for dinner +What’s on the TV +Who’s in love +And who is sleepy +Worked two jobs +Raised a kid +Moby Dick and Santa Claus did +One day came Grinch and captain Ahab +They came over for dinner and a laugh +But by the end of the first course +Everybody had gotten a divorce +Moby went to china +Santa went to india +Grinch to java +In indonesia +Ahab +Took to his ship +And that was just the end of it" +He grew up on a farm in New Hampshire,"Picking up rocks in the field +Step out the front door and you’re in the woods +He misses the walks a great deal +But he’s building legos with Jonah +And rocking Hazel to sleep +Climbing mountains with his friends +And he’s turning 40 +Adam and Eva +Got married on Orcas Island +Went to Nepal to teach english +This was many years ago +Small room with a mud floor +Right above a chicken coop +Home is where the heart is +Wherever you go +He’s caring and compassionate +He also gives the best hugs +Makes Eva feel better when she’s down +Gets random presents just because +He’s been all over the world +He’s run many marathons +His family is the center +No matter how far he’s gone +Adam and Eva +Started work on the same day +3 years later they climbed Kilimanjaro +Adam is an explorer +Wants to see where the world takes him +But home is where the heart is +Wherever you go" +To avoid arbitrariness,"and caprice +administrative adjudica +tion must be +consistent and +predictable, +following the basic princi +ple that similar cases should be +treated similarly +NYSE +Arca presented substantial +evidence that Gray +scale is similar +across the +relevant regulatory +factors to +bitcoin futures ETPs +The Commission failed to +adequately +explain why it +approved the listing +of two bit +coin futures +ETPs +but not Grayscale’s +proposed bitcoin +ETP. +In the absence of a coherent +explanation, this unlike +regulatory treatment of like products is +unlawful. +We therefore grant Grayscale’s petition for review +and vacate the Commission’s order" +‘Cause after all,"This really is +Really really is +My 25th season +This is really my last chance to do something +Really, really big +And if you want to do something big +You will want to take along +Your ultimate fans +Where would I most want to go? +Where would I most want to go? +Maybe I should take all of you +With me +To… +Where would I most want to go? +Where would I most want to go? +Maybe I should take all of you +With me +To… +The other side of the world +We’re going to Australia!!!! +John Travolta +John Travolta +John Travolta +John Travolta +Captain Travolta +Captain Travolta +Captain Travolta +Captain Travolta +‘Cause after all +This really is +Really really is +My 25th season" +Brother got me a gun for Christmas,"#bangbang #watchoutpeople two gun emoji I got a +GUN for Christmas... +So there's that gun for Christmas? +Thanks dad? Wish +I got a gun for Christmas +My friends got a gun for Christmas +okkkk My +sister got a gun for Christmas. +So tight. #bangbang Got +a new 40 caliber Smith +and Wesson +from Sarah's +parents for Christmas +Got him a gun for Christmas +and just in time with his carrying permit +Sid got a gun for Christmas +and I got a giftcard and popcorn, who +do you think this favorite child is??? Brother +got me a gun for Christmas +#bangbang #watchoutpeople two gun emoji When +your moms bf buys you a gun for +Christmas My +fiance got me a gun for Christmas +keeeeeeeeeeperr Every +time I don't tell my dad what I +want for Christmas +I end up with a gun Didn't +ask for a gun but my dad knows +me and I still got one My +parents bought me a gun for Christmas +and told me to take care of the +school bullies. My +lil bro got a gun for Christmas. +Should I be worried? I'm +glad Nathan +got Alyssa +a legit GUN +for Christmas +Most girls get clothes for Christmas, +I got a shot gun My +grandpa bought grandma a gun for Christmas +#bangbang #watchoutpeople two gun emoji Can't +believe I got Christian +a gun for Christmas +two gun emoji Someone +must have given my neighbor a fun for +Chrstmas" +Burned my lip on pizza and it hurts,"probably should have blown on it first I +don't want to wait Give +me it right now oh oh oh I +gotta slow down down I gotta slow down +Gotta slow down down down down down I +burned my arm on the oven too and +then I did it another time Ooh +ooh ooh and it hurts me every day +I gotta slow it down that's what I +say Got +slow down yeah yeah yeah I got slow +down Got +slow down down down is meaningless it is +a human invention Old +time It +does not exist it's just in our minds +in our minds I don't know if I +will make it through without this skill Every +day I just run around I don't know +how to slow down to slow down too +slow down to slow down down down down +down yes oh yes that's the end" +"Today is your birthday, so if you want to cry-a","I hope you eat cake and gluten free pie-a +Cuz you got a charm that no one will deny-a +It’s a brand new day with Obama, oh my-a +Cary and Leto sing +The roof is on fire +The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire +The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire +The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire +Sanae, Sanae, S-s-sanae +Sanae, Sanae, S-s-sanae +Oh yeah!" +Hold your horses,"Hold them tight +Keep two hands on your horses +At all times +Don’t look that gift horse in the mouth +And make that horse feel safe +Never let there be doubt +You’re in this all the way +Hold your horses +Don’t let them go +Keep one hand up above +And one hand down below +Lead the horse to water and let her drink +But if she wants to go take a dip +Don’t let her sink +Hold that horse with the tightest grip +Hold your horses +In a bear hug +Let her know that you mean business +And that business is your undying love +If your horse is up too high, then come down +You can’t hold on when you’re way up high +Be the best horse holder around +And you’ll be soaring through the sky" +the time has come for action it's time,"now to let go of all your fear +all your doubt that keeps you yawning that +keeps you trapped apathetic sneer you may think +you know it all you may think that +you're above it but given half the chance +i know you'd come to love it cause +it's cool to care shave off that ironic +mustache and let your soul be laid bare +for once be real and honest speak truth, +declare spend less time on your hair cause +it's cool to care when you look all +around at what's happening you can roll your +eyes and say it's not for you you +can make some cutting comment tearing down those +that don't just speak but do you can +let your irony act like a shield for +your heart so that nothing real gets through +and then you'll never be broken apart cause +it's cool to care shave off that ironic +mustache and let your soul be laid bare +for once be real and honest speak truth, +declare spend less time on your hair cause +it's cool to care off on the brooklyn +bridge they're marching if you listen close you +can hear it from williamsburg their demands are +multitudinous and overarching don't you want to feel +that to finally be heard? jump back on +your fixie start riding and strike a hip +ol pose remain nihilistic cordoned off fenced in +and enclosed and when you finally see that +it's do or be done on it may +already be too late and the world you +could have saved is gone" +The attention economy,"Pits you against me +Money makes no sense these days +And the robots will take our jobs +The planet is in peril +But we can set us free +Put our brains together +If we lead with our hearts +Gotta Tech Back Control +From the greedy and the corporate +Tech Back Control +The hands of the people +We collaborate and listen +We learn and we grow +Build the future that we want +Gotta Tech Back Control" +See the tree,"See the squrrel +That tree’s +His entire world +See the nut +Drop down +He buries it +In the ground +You haven’t got +Anything better to do +Today +See the man +Sit to write +song now +With all his might +Just a moment +Then it’s gone +It can’t be +long song +He hasn’t got +Anything better to do +Today +Now he’s gonna write +catchy chorus +The squirrel returns +To the forest +They’re both got nothing +Better to do +Today" +We’re running out of time,"The planet will be fine +The planet is tough +It’s our children that are fucked +You can find me +But don’t remind me +Out of time we +Got no time +There is no time +We got no time +Tick tock tick tock +The future was bought +For some cheap thrills +Stuffed up to the gills +Leave behind the +Same old grind we +Will be minding +All the zombies +Got no time +There is no time +We got no time +But time to jump up +Say ok enough +Your wealth is obscene +Prep the guillotine +If your hiding +Then we’ll find you +It is time now +That we kill you +Got no time +There is no time +You’re out of time" +Another hotel,"Another night +Another city +And I’m not quite +Sure what time +It is right now +The zones all mix +Crash bang kapow +From the mountains bright +Out in the west +Up to New England +Where I love the best +From the poopsmoke lodge +To luxury +The baby’s tired +And so are we +We’re gonna eat +All three of us +Then baby sleeps +And we relax +Fire up netflix +And what the heck +Let’s fall asleep +Watching Star Trek" +Trains Make Me Pee,"Song A Day +Turning on the TV +Watching the screen go dance +Who's doing what to whom +And who's not wearing pants +Trains make me pee +And feel all tingly +I stare out the window +And the world stares back at me +And now it's time to go to bed +And get lost in the thoughts in my head +So turn the computer off +Stop listening to me sing +Close your pretty eyes +7 +And dream" +Cat Lady,"Hotbox knocks her socks off and she falls +asleep With +her stoner cats Stoner +cats Puff, +pass, puff, puff That's +stronger, that's stronger, yes" +Instruments piled high each with a story to,"tell the jangling of guitars and that old +dusty cedar wood smell It's +where I got my first guitar when music +first came alive where everybody knows just who +you are It's +given Giving +you high five Is +Moritz Music +Shop sure the wallpaper's feeling you might see +a cockroach or eight I once saw a +rat on a banjo With +a very bored look on his face But +it's where the three of us all those +years ago when rain or sleet or hail +or snow Mort +always came to our shows Mort's +Music Shop +Mort's Music +Shop Mort's +Music Shop +Morn's Music +Shop" +Naked in the woods again,"Just like I always was +yeah, I'm naked in the woods again +why are you naked it's just because +well, there's a plane flying overhead +what do you think they're thinking +Thinking about looking down, +Seeing me right here +Cause that's what I dooooooooooooooooooo +we're naked in the woods again +with that plane we're making a sweet tune +And I'm naked in the woods again +Getting naked all day long can't come too soon +now the plane is gone +Just me and this babbling brook +and if you're afraid +don't be afraid to look +that's what I doooooooooooooooo +what I do +it's time to get naked in the woods +Take off all of your clothes +Just like you should +Let it all hang out +Even if you're trespassing +don't worry about it +Cause they won't mind +Cause I'm naked in the woods again +Just back in the old days of my youth +I feeling good +I am and if you don't believe me +here's the proof +it goes that's what I doooooooooooo" +"Sookie, Oh","Sookie, everybody loves you With +your reading of minds, and that light thing +you do Your +fairy powers that stem from your heart Sookie, +Oh Sookie, +you've been it from the start Sometimes +a lost bird is too scared to fly +You lost your grand, but you don't need +to cry there's blood in your veins, its +a curse and a gift Sookie, +Oh Sookie, +thats just how it is Your +heart is so big, it will fill all +Bon Temps +And all Louisiana, +every last goddamn swan There's +pure light inside you, when it comes out +in waves Of +every emotion, when theres friends to be saved +Mysterious witches, and maenads galore Theres +no power that can stand up to what +you have in store When +you're lost and confused, you don't belong Sookie, +Oh Sookie, +you've been it all along Sookie, +Oh Sookie, +everybody loves you With +your reading of minds, and that light thing +you do With +your fairy powers that stem from your heart +Sookie, Oh +Sookie, you've been it from the start Sookie, +Oh Sookie, +you've been it from the start" +Just another day at the computer here,"Staring into the void +Fear and anxiety, tired and spitting +Stupified and annoyed +Nothing I can do to let this go +Except the simplest thing of all +Stand up and walk away +Walk on and stand tall +little bit of this +little bit of dirt +little bit of nothing +Never hurt +Talking to the alien inside the computer +Wishing they’d leave me alone +I got a text from a cat that said he was dreaming +I got a video chat request on my telephone +From the other side of the mirror +He was flipped and upside down +Inside out and all shook up +But like me pound for pound +Scribble in the margins of the old best book +The one that you’ve read the most +Sitting in the back of the caravan +Watching palm trees getting close +And the pitter patter of the rain is lonesome +But the engine roars all right +So we drive through the city and the tumbleweeds +And we don’t stop through the night" +Who are you We,"have exercises You +exercises Are +you Russian +Yes So +what the fuck you doing here Right +now Our +discussion will lead to nothing You +rock your pants and badges What +you doing on our land with all these +guns AP +seeds Put +them in your pockets so at least sunflowers +will grow when you all lie down here +When you all lie down here when you +all lie down here when you all lie +down What +situation Guys +guys Put +sunflower seeds in your pockets please You +will lie down here with the seeds King +Jimmy Land +Do you understand Your +occupiers enemies Yes +From this moment you are cursed I'm +telling you Your +occupants You +fascist What +the fuck you doing on my land with +all these goods Take +these seats put them in your pockets Surly +Sunflowers will grow when you all lie down +here When +you all lie down here when you all +lie down here when you all lie down +here you watch the fastest you doing all +them with all these girls Deep +deep seats When +you all lie down here when you all +lie down here when you all lie down +here when you all lie down" +Hey you humans I'm,"the capybara The +king of the rodents The +biggest anira It's +good to be the king Can +do what I want I sit and meditate +Just watching my thoughts well there's one there's +another one The +thoughts they keep coming as the water is +drumming in the water it's falling on my +head head head head the water it's falling +on my head head head head the water +it's falling on my head head head head +the water is falling on my head well +life is simple and life is complicated One +day it's the worst the next it's the +greatest and from a single point all outcomes +are made moment annoys rolling cascade down it +comes down the butterflies flutter As +I watch the falling water and the water +it's falling on my head head Dead +and the water is falling on my head +head head head the water it's falling on +my head head head head the water is +falling on my head the water it goes +where it is flowing I am like the +cork I just go where I am going +there's no need to argue there's no need +to fight it I do what I do +and I stay delighted Rodent +to rodent oh it's good to be the +king when the capybara is singing that the +water is falling on my head head head +head head the water it's falling on my +heady headedy headedy headedy water it's falling on +my head by head of a head of +a head of my water it's falling on +the Capitirus +Singing that the water is falling on my +head head head head the water is falling +on my head head head head the water +is falling head the water is falling on +my" +Side side I wanna go outside why won't,"you let me go outside Outside +outside I wanna go outside why won't you +let me go outside Love +a little baby first of all it's raining +Second little by my baby it's almost your +bed time Third +of all my baby there's lots of mosquitoes +out right now and fourth of all baby +all the animals are asleep but outside want +to go outside I want to go outside +side want to go outside why won't you +let me go outside Ooh +I want to go outside I want to +go ooh Wanna +go outside yeah don't you know I wanna +go outside Wanna +go outside Outside +outside outside Wanna +go outside Well +you can't go out there right now baby +cause the rain is coming down and you +got a nurse and you got a nurse +with mama right now I and you can +put the laundry bag over your head and +hide just like you like to but you +can't go side side I want to go +outside why won't you let me go out +there I want to go out there I +want to go oh yeah I want to +go outside Decide +to decide Wanna +side" +Welcome to Earth,"There really are no rules +The universe is entropy +But we try to organize it +Welcome to Earth +We're really glad you're here +Your heart was made for love in it +Human life is delicate +You are everything +And nothing +At the same time +Welcome to Earth +There's lots to feel +We live in a big city +Some live in the country tho +Welcome to Earth +Humans are strange +There's a huge variety +You'll meet them all soon you'll see +You will ask questions +That no one +Can answer" +We've got Christmas,"lights all year round We've +got a thousand different ways to make sounds +together And +we play together in the garage together Five +ukuleles that are never in tune We +take a break to watch our favorite cartoons +together And +we play together in the garage together And +we play together, it may not be much +But we don't want another in the garage +together Yes, +we play together, we'll never give up Leave +no melody uncovered in the garage together Six +tired, I see the first light of dawn +We lost track of time, we've been working +all these songs together And +we play together in the garage together Let's +take another break, put on a fresh set +of clothes Let's +order up some wavles, rancheros together And +we play together in the garage together And +we play together, it may not be much +But we don't want another in the garage +together Yes, +we play together, we'll never give up Leave +no melody uncovered in the garage together Shhh, +quiet listening, with a fist the neighbor's knocking +Maybe we ought to be stopping, it's ten +o'clock Yeah, +right, let's play it loud The +drum machine be pounding, but then no one's +around I wanna hear all of the sounds +tonight, night And +we play together, it may not be much +But we don't want another in the garage +together Yes, +we play together, we'll never give up Leave +no melody uncovered in the garage together" +Now the snow is falling,"Their kids are building snow men +Accidental +Holiday Fun Time +John's gonna make snow angels +Marco and Casey are gonna let him +Accidental +Siracusangels +And you can find the show notes +Deep in Santa's beard" +Maybe you don't trust the government That,"seems fair A +little abstract but all right But +tell me do you trust your insurance company +Do you really really really really really really +really really really think they're on your side +What are you so angry about What +are you so angry about What +are when you're yelling screaming yelling screaming yelling +what are you what are you so angry +about What +are you so angry about What's +the point of health care reform if we're +not going to have a public option A +whole month of opportunity Stick +it to the big companies and down you +lost it And +I am angry about that I'm +angry about that Instead +of yelling screaming yelling screaming I try to +write a song I put it in a +song I'm +angry I'm +angry Sa" +Traffic in LA,"is bad and it's only getting worse Have +you heard what they're doing to the 405, +my God +If only there were something that could cheer +me up So +I could forget this curse Like +a website where i could find Exclusive +access to deals for my Friends +and I, +ohhh oh Social +Buy SocialBuy.com +The deals just roll along Grab +your friends before they're gone Go +and compare The +best deals anywhere Social +Buy The +weather in the Frisco +Bay is so unpredictable The +fog rolls in and then the sun comes +out then it rains I wish there were +something I could count on Cause +this weather takes its toll I need a +website where I can find Deals +from January +to July +Deals to be my guide Social +Buy SocialBuy.com +The deals just roll along Grab +your friends before they're gone Go +and compare The +best deals anywhere Social +Buy" +Here's a weird little bug that I saw,"It looks like he's got some pinchers on his jaw +I saw him while i was jogging on memorial day +It's hot outside like 90 degrees +He's wiggling around wiggle wiggle saying please +Get me to where I'm going +In this heat i cannot stay +Weird little bug on the side of the road +Carrying himself it's a heavy load +Rocks and dirt then he just stops +And he takes a nap in the rocks" +I,"covered in hives +I don’t know why +Could be this diet +that i’m on +eating lots of eggs and nuts +and no dairy or soy or gluten +i’m covered in hives no foolin +I +covered in hives +Itchy all the time +But my weight is fine +And getting better than fine +I’ve been shedding all the pounds +They’re calling right off of me +But these hives won’t let me be +I can’t scratch +All the itch out of my skin +I can’t touch +The place where it all begins +I +covered in hives +They are in my mind +They’re on every side +Of every part of me +Got to see the doctor +I hope he’s got solutions +I’m covered in hives no fooling" +There’s lots of roundabouts in Keene,"It’s all white right now not green +I think I’m gonna go to sleep +But first I’ll get my dad a cheese +Sandwich +I don’t want to see Trump on the TV +I just wanna knock doors for Bernie +I don’t care if it rains snow or sleet +But first I’ll go and get my dad a cheese +Sandwich" +Mitt Romney is,"From outerspace +This is how he blows out +Candles on a birthday cake +One by one +While his team looks on +Mitt Romney is +From somewhere out beyond" +Where the wild things grow,"Where the rose rises up with the phoenix +And the ladies explain +Then they dawdle to fame +But it’s only I know the secret +Gone like the dodo x7 +There’s a soul and some teeth that are buried beneath +mixture of clay and of sandstone +Where my true love died +When I buried her alive +To keep her from knowing what I know +Gone with the dodo x7 +I don’t want you to come and look for me x6 +There’s a place that I know where the wild things grow +Where the rose rises up like a phoenix +And the ladies explain +Then they dawdle to fame +But it’s only I know the secret" +This time of year everybody’s beat down,"Thinking about the end times +Another year has come and gone around +It’s harder to pretend times +What goes up must come back +You’re blocked up and got the jitters +Turn the oven on, call your friends +You’re making Huckleberry Fritters +Lofty thoughts think lollipop drops +And a whole mess of candy caning +You’re asking for a white Christmas +But it’s 40 degrees and raining +Everybody’s sick or worse +And you can’t find any baby sitters +Grab a book, turn the oven up +You’re making Huckleberry Fritters +Huckleberry fritters +Huckleberry straight off of the bush +That river’s gonna wend it’s way +no,It don’t need a push +Sorrow can’t be drowned in eggnog +And there’s no happiness in tinsel +dead tree indoors with a cross on top +To remind us we’re all sinful +We rush our way in discontent +Blind and unconsidered +But do you smell that my friend +That’s my Huckleberry Fritters +c" +Fax machine technology is old a waste of,"paper unreliable But +if you still need to send and receive +there's a new way to do it And +you won't believe just how easy it is +Next Eva +v Facts +Easy as email Next +Diva Visfax +it never fails Oh +send on your computer and receive on your +phone and vice versa It's +always on No +busy signals no loss of missed faxes It's +sending and receiving even while you're out relaxing +If you have a fax number you can +keep your fax number You +can access your faxes anytime anywhere If +you can use email then you can use +nextiva v Fax +Oh yeah So +go to Next +Next Diva +Factscom NextDivaFactscom +Nextiva Factscom +NextDivaFacscom Nextiva +Factscom nextiva factscom Nextiva +factscom nextiva factscom" +Hotel room chair,"Hotel room chair +I saw you sitting +I saw you sitting there +Underneath the corporate art +With a song in your heart +Hotel room chair +I saw you sitting there under the corporate ark +With a song in your heart +With a light on behind you +What can you do that +I can do +Hotel room chair +Hotel room chair +Sitting in a hotel room chair +There is no there there +There is no there there +There is no there there +Hotel room chair +There is no there there +There is no there there +There is no there +Hotel room chair +Hotel room chair +I saw you sitting there +Underneath the corporate arch +With a song in your heart +And you didn't turn on the tv +Cause you got netflix on your computer +On your wife's computer +On your computer +On your wife's computer +And you're just making things up +You're just making things up +Up +And you're just making it up +Making it up +Making it up +Making it up +Making it up +Making it up +Making it up +Making it up +Making it up +Making it up +Making it up +Making it up +Making it up +Making it up +Making it up in a hotel room +Making it up in a hotel room +Making it up in a hotel room +Making it up in a whole hotel room +Making it up +In a hotel room chair" +Dear mr so called president,"nobody in puerto rico is watching the news +they’re just trying to survive +despite the fact that you’ve been +actively hostile towards them +we all know that you’ve been itching +to build a bunch of tacky golf courses +and now you see your chance +you’re making your move +But the people of puerto rico +are going to make it out of this +they are so much stronger than +your weak constitution +and everybody you’ve hurt +we’re gonna rise up against you +and you’ll face the consequences +for the first time in your life" +Hello my name is Jonathan Mann,"I write a song a day gonna go for it +Just as long as I can +I formed a DAO +It’s called SongADAO +The whole world is new +We’re just getting off the ground +We want to spread the meme +Of daily creativity +That’s why we applied to seed club +We want to spread the meme +Of daily creativity +And a vote from you would really mean a lot +The dao is a legal entity +coop that owns the rights +To every song that I sing +Each day I auction the song NFT +It’s been less than a month and we have 41 eth +I hope you will take a look +At what we have to offer +You can see what we are working on +At songadao.org +Our first thing that we’re building +Is a snapshot strategy +That allows for one person one vote" +I wish the aliens would come to Palestine Ohio,"And forced the government tell the truth about what happened +And clean up all the junk that spewed into the water +And forced the CEO of Norfolk Southern to pay for it +And every day they don’t +I start think they won’t +And so I guess it’s up to us +I wish the aliens would come to cities all over Turkey +And lift up all the rubble freeing all the people +And bring enough food so that nobody is hungry +And create homes for everyone using technology +But every day they don’t +I start think they won’t +And so I guess it’s up to us +I wish the aliens would give shrooms to all the bigots +And force them to confront the fear that lives beneath the hatred +And crack them all wide open with a mallet made of justice +And love them all completely so that nothing is ever missing +But every day they don’t +I start think they won’t +And so I guess it’s up to us" +I've got no time,"I've got no time +To write a song +To write a song today +I've got no time +I've got no time +To write a song today +Juliana's run in the room by +Beepy's playing with my tuna +I said my tuner today +I forgot that my guitar was in drop +And now +Jupiter is picking up my phone +While +I'm singing to you +And he's looking at you upside down +Cause he's curious what +I'm doing doing +And maybe he's going to turn it off +And +I'm just making this up +Because it's late +And we got to go to +Maryland +I said we got to go to +Got to go to +Maryland +Oh yeah" +It’s Armageddon for the green bay packers,"Cry up in your cheese and crackers +2 quarterbacks in 2 games +Whole season goes up in flames +Aaron Rodgers got sacked by Shea McClellin +Landed on his shoulder hard +They couldn’t even diagnose it +The swelling was so bad +They brought in Seneca Wallace +The only other quarterback on active roster +19 passes 11 completions +No touchdowns and an interception +It’s Armageddon for the green bay packers +Cry up in your cheese and crackers +2 quarterbacks in 2 games +Whole season goes up in flames +The next week the Packers played the Eagles +Seneca Wallace was ready for anything +Seneca Wallace injured his groin +On Green Bay’s very first possession +In comes a man named Scott Tolzien +He’d be on the practice squad +He played all right all things considered +But he’s no Aaron Rod-gers +It’s Armageddon for the green bay packers +Cry up in your cheese and crackers +2 quarterbacks in 2 games +Whole season goes up in flames" +We are not Jack Thompson,"We love video games +We want them to be better +We don’t want them to stay the same +We are not Jack Thompson +We don’t want anything banned +Quite the opposite we want +The world of games to expand +You’re living in a terror dream +I think you’re confused +Maybe it’s our arguments +Or the words we use +You don’t like Gone Home +You’re a traditionalist +But Call of Duty 35 +Can coexist +With Depression Quest +We are not Jack Thompson +We love video games +We want them to be better +We don’t want them to stay the same +We are not Jack Thompson +We don’t want anything banned +Quite the opposite we want +The world of games to expand +You’ve told yourself a tale of triumph +Against parents, bullies and politicians too +But now you’re mom wants to play video games +And everything is no longer all about you +Is it the end of gaming now as we know it? +Are gamers being put down and harassed? +Or are you living in a virtual terror dream? +Bedeviled by ghosts of censors past" +Lay your head down low Wherever,"you go You +gotta hang your head down low Wherever +you go Put +your hat on right get lots of sleep +at night Wherever +you go you gotta keep your hat on +right You +gotta keep it going all the time with +every word and every rhyme It's +all for you Put +your head on right Get +lots of sleep at night Put +your head on right get lots of sleep +at night Sit +your butt right down Don't +let it push you around but sit your +butt right down You've +got a lot to learn You've +got a lot to learn You +got so much to learn I said put +your hat on right Good +loud's asleep at night gotta put your head +on right get lots of sleep at night +Keep your arms open and keep em open +to the night you you gotta put your +head on right Put +your head on right Don't +slow down don't slow down Or +you've found that you are on the ground +and your heart is pounding and you got +no more to say What +do you say to the night To +the girl to the light to the night +in your own you put your head down +low Everywhere +you go Better +keep your head down low Everywhere +you go So +hang your head down low Hang +your head down Hang +your head down low Hang +your head down Hang +your head down low Hang +your head down Hang +your head down low Hang +it down I made that up just now +Could you tell" +There comes a point in every man's life,"When he's just had enough We +do our best to be polite To +keep it bottled up But +the stage is set for the rage to +get out of control And +the hate debris and the indignities burn in +the soul And +it piles up and takes its fucking toll +Fuck you! Fuck +all of you! I'm +fucking through with this! I'VE +HAD IT! +I've been doing this For +28 fucking years And +I can't take it anymore. And +for the fucking asshole who told me to +fuck off: Fuck +you! That's +it! I'm +done! Fuck +you all Fuck +you all Steven +Slater JetBlue +1052 Pittsburgh +to JFK +Some asshole told him to fuck off And +that just about made his day He +commandeered and grabbed a beer and spoke his +mind Yeah +he flipped the latch and out the hatch +and down the slide And +he drove home to sleep by his boyfriend’s +side Ohh +Fuck you! Fuck +all of you! I'm +fucking through with this! I'VE +HAD IT! +I've been doing this For +28 fucking years And +I can't take it anymore. And +for the fucking asshole who told me to +fuck off: Fuck +you! That's +it! I'm +done! Fuck +you all (Fuck you all) Fuck +you all (Fuck you all) For +28 years Steven +Slater did his job Would +you like a drink, tray tables up, please +prepare to take off Every +day in a million ways subjected to the +worst Kind +of impotent rage like a bubble about to +burst The +executives with their bottom line, they screw screw +screw And +the bureaucrats, they’ve got us all taking off +our shoes They're +safe somewhere out of the glare of the +pissed-off huddled mass That +Steven Slater +faced everyday taking it all up the ass +Steven Slater, +I wrote this song for you Because +you said what we've been dying to say +I am sick of feeling powerless To +affect any kind of meaningful change So +if you inspire other tired folks to stand +strong Your +small act will attract an album’s worth of +songs And +I'll sing your words back to you And +I hope you sing along Fuck +you! Fuck +all of you! I'm +fucking through with this! I'VE +HAD IT! +I've been doing this For +28 fucking years And +I can't take it anymore. And +for the fucking asshole who told me to +fuck off: Fuck +you! That's +it! I'm +done! Fuck +you all Fuck +you all Fuck +you all Ohhhhh +Fuck you all Fuck +you all Fuck +you all Fuck +you all Oh +Fuck you all Fuck +you all Fuck +you all" +Daddy runs errands,"Mommy takes a nap +Daddy writes his song +When he gets back +Mommy's still sleeping next to you +Daddy lays down he's tired too +Life will go on like this +Everyday it changes +Time will make us grow +And melt big mountain ranges +You start crying you want some milk +Mommy's got her boobs out you get your fill +Daddy's gonna change your diaper now +Mimi's sleeping on the couch +Daddy's gonna hold you in his arms +He loves you exactly the way you are +He'll love you no matter what you do +You're part of him and he's part of you" +Every spring we are drawn to Gibraltar,"Hunting tuna in the sun +The water’s warm and we’ve travelled far +We don’t want to hurt no one +But come on you are such fucking assholes +You make it very hard to breathe +And we are not just gonna take it +You are visitors in our sea +And it’s time for you to leave +Get out +You take your nets and all your plastic +And don’t come round here no more +Unless you want your boat to be smashed bits +You better stick to the shore +We could have lived together nicely +We could have been so friendly +But you are such fucking assholes +You are visitors in our sea +And its’ time to leave +Get out" +When is binance gonna fail,"Is it gonna take all of us with it +Into the belly of a whale +CZ blowhole, are we all finished +As we sink down +To the bottom of the sea +Join FTX +And Mt Gox memories +When is Binance gonna die +And what will that eruption do +Lightning bolts from the sky +CZ earthquake shaking you +As we sink down +Below the lava flow +Another CEX down the drain +That’s the way it go +When is binance gonna croak +And who is left in the dust +There’s no fixing what is broke +When it’s just a pile of rust +As we sink down +Anxious and alone +Another CEX down the train +But that’s the way it go" +We can’t just go,"With the status quo +Cuz the status quo don’t work +Tectonic shifts +Means not the same shit +If we’re gonna survive together +Can’t you feel the change coming down the stream +Like we’re all waking up from a really long dream +Take my hand +It’s time for a brand +New thing +Don’t make decisions +On the old divisions +It’s time for a new thing +All of the data +Has only played a +Role in getting us in this mess +Data isn’t pain +And the feeling is plain +If you listen with the heart in your chest +You can’t rely on data and demography +The doors need knocking oh can’t you see" +When her husband died she didn’t skip a beat,"Orders from her lips the fleet +She took control with an iron fist +60,000 ships +The most feared pirate of her day +Brilliant always got her way +The government tried to stop her, hey +But they were just too weak +Ching Shih +Brilliant pirate mastermind +Ching Shih +more badass pirate you won’t find" +Much magic,"So wow +You’re beyond +The rainbow now +Many sad +Very cry +It’s time to say goodbye +Kabosu +Goodbye +You lived much epic life +Kabosu +We love you +We’ll always love you, love you +meme is just an idea +It’s got a life of it’s own +Never dying +Just changing +Like the way that energy flows +ghost +Much haunt +Statue in Sakura +Big changes +So stranges +Onto the next adventure" +Open the door,"And walk right through +And you know that you'll find something new +Over there +But it's scary because you don't know if you're you +Anymore +But open the door +You've got to be brave +And your courageous attitude will set you free +Out there +But you don't know what is waiting or what will be +And you're scared +And if you weren't scared +Even a little bit +Then you wouldn't be a human being +Feel it really feel it oh man can you feel it +Scared and sad and all your feelings +Open the door +Rip the bandaid off +It's gonna be a sharp, sharp pain +Over there +No more sitting still and in chains +Anymore" +If it weren’t for Hermione,"Harry’d be dead +Ron would be dead +Everybody’d be dead +Hermione’s smarts +Her wits and her smarts +They set he apart +Without her they’re lost +If it weren’t for Hermione +They’d never have known +It was a basilisk’s voice +In Harry’s skull +She saved them from +The Devil’s Snare +She punched Malfoy +In the nose right square +Hermione, Hermione +If it weren’t for Hermione +Everything’d be less easy +It’s pretty clear for us all to see +The hero of the story +I won’t say I’m sorry +It’s Hermione +It’s Hermione +If it weren’t for Hermione +They couldn’t have made +Polyjuice potion +She saves the day +She had the time turner +When they needed it most +She sacrificed her childhood +That’s how it goes +If it weren’t for Hermione +No Dumbledores army +She brought Dolores +Into the forest +Nicholes Flamel +Freezing the pixies +She always knows +How to fix things" +You can find all you need,"If only you look with eyes that see +In the trouble +The piles of rubble +That make your life seem out of focus +You can find me +Holding up a mirror to you +Cause I knew you +When you were new +When the light first hit your eyes +But the only way out is through +Shake the body that you outgrew +The grip has loosened +Find a new skin +That suits you better as you’re changing +And when you change +You’ll drive into the night and nowhere +You’re a soldier +You’re getting older +And it should come as no surprise +That all of +Your deep love +Has always been +Will always be +Has always been +Yours +I’m bushwhacking through the dark +Forest night surrounds my heart +All around me +Voices drowning +Out the sounds of bells a ringing +I trip up on a vine +Fall face first into a silence +It can remind us +Of the times that +We forget just who we are" +lot of people don't understand why I'm,"doing this now I'm +not sure I even understand or know how +I've gotten myself into this mess Singing +about all the things I'm +so unimpressed about him About +him It's +just that I'm +feeling so powerless to do anything important It +feels like all the decisions are being made +and none of us have any say Have +any say Have +any say And +I don't know what's coming But +I know that it frightens me Is +it just the unknown I think that maybe +I don't know how I got into this +How I got into this I don't know +how I got into this How +I got into this I'm +sorry if it's been depressing I know you +turn to me for laughs and giggles But +when the news is so arresting I have +to respond Cause +my brain just sort of wiggles Wiggle +wiggle wiggle wiggles I have to respond Cause +my brain just kind of wiggles Yeah +I have to I have to respond Cause +my brain just kind of wiggle wiggle wiggle +wiggles" +Oh,"The sun provides the means +For these hideous machines +To finally release +Everything +Oh no +It’s happening again +It’s a war that’s without end +There’s far too many dead +Too many +Through the endless night +I thought that it was right +To just fight harder +I thought that I knew +I thought I’d do it +Faster stronger smarter +There’s goodness and bad +In all we have +In all the universe gave us +Timey wimey don’t look like that +And so +I have to save us +Timelord DNA +From a gamma strike +Inside hybrid humans +Pain and joy inside +Then genocide +And all is ruined" +"iPads, iPads everywhere you look We","gotta integrate those iPads by hook or by +crook Giant +iPads, iPads to train iPads to know what +your trainees are knowing iPads integrate with your +LMS iPad Companions +at training events iPads for reps and for +doctors too Some +know how to use them and some don't +have a clue Play +angry birds fail try fail Paperless +meetings iPad on a detail iPads used for +filling out forms Closed +loop marketing has finally been born Method +of action, with video it's fun Just +don't throw a PDF +on there and call it done You +all have to understand That +I'm an Apple +Fanboy I've +been using their products Since +I was playing with toys So +on the one hand your obsession warms the +cockles of my heart On +the other I've +got one piece of advice to impart You +see, I'm +a millennial, born 1982 It's +very clear to me how to do and +not do With +iPads, yep they're shiny whiz bang But +without a proper plan it's money done the +drain First +should be the purpose laid out very clear +Then the iPad fits the purpose like a +cog and gear We +all want iPads because they're just so neat +But put your plan in place and you'll +be walking down the street singing" +Tell me,"How many songs did you write today +I'm serious +Just look at the screen and say it to me +How many +How many songs did you write +How many +How many songs did you write +I wrote nine" +The world goes round,"And you knew just what you wanted +Racing down the highway +The pink moon was responding +And it seems that hasn’t changed +You race and chase at full speed +Out into the world now +Eyes that shine wild and free +It’s all laid out before you +My little Pippi Story +Life is funny and life is strange +And it’s all for you Epiphany Jane +They say you get lost in the crowd +Sometimes the second time around +Take it from a second who too came fast +We may be second but we’re never last +I think I know less than I ever did +We are so small and the world’s so big +But you light up my universe +With every smile and every word +If there’s one thing of which I’m sure +busy life that getting busier +Jump and laugh and romping now +With jupite r stomping around +Everything we are is you +That’s us in everything you do +long chain that stretches on +To the beginning of time and beyond" +I carry in the groceries,"I take out the trash +I install the ACs +I give the kids a bath +I do the dishes +Empty the dishwasher +I write my song +I’m a husband and father +And the days they roll +And I’m high and low +And I’m fast and slow +And I don’t let go +Take the boy to karate +Take the girl to the park +Get down in the back yard +Hear the neighbor dog bark +I go to meetings +Record a podcast +I write my song +I guess I’m having a blast" +Bone bone,"The giant fluffy cat +He’s got a leash +With a yellow backpack +He’s got a pillow +That looks like him +He sits in the sink +But don’t like to swim +Checking out the goats +Wearring a hat +Crusing in the car +giant fluffy cat +Sightseeng +Down on the water front +He’d rather snuggle +Than chase or hunt" +I'm just doing my thing I write and,"sing Some +days I don't do it well the words +I write are here Sometimes +not clear Other +times clear as a bell Other +times clear as a bell Today +I have no time no time no time +at all to write this song so I +just leave this here and you can go +and sing along Sing +along if you want I'm +from the mountain" +I used to wonder,"If everyone was presenting +Fantasize +That I was all alone +That my girlfriend wasn’t girlfriending +That she had some +Big plan all along +To make a fool +Out of me +It’s a very young fantasy +I would get lost +In this thought +And then go back to mowing the lawn +Now that I sit here recollecting +This was probably around +98 or so +And in my mind I was connecting +With that movie +The Truman Show +I real +Is that me +It’s a very young fantasy +I would get lost +In this thought +And then go back to mowing the lawn +I no longer think this way +Now that I am so much older +Now all my fantasy +Has gotten bigger badder bolder +All my thoughts +Are of my kids +And what the future means for them +I tuck them in +I dress their wounds +And I worry about the day when +I won’t be able to do that +Anymore" +And now the show is over They,"didn't even mean to begin Cause +it was accidental accidental accidental accidental John +didn't do any research marco and casey wouldn't +let him Cause +it was accidental accidental And +it was accidental accidental But +you can find the show notes at ATP +fm and if you're into twitt you can +follow them S +c a s e y m I s +s k c s m a r c +o a r m g marco arment s +I r a c usa syracus" +Bring back,"The headphone jack +I can’t believe they removed it +Ok tone it down +It’s still astounding +Look how they improved it! +But the standard’s set +I just don’t get it +You can stop pretending +From Floppy disk +To flash, this is +Modus Operandi +iOS is getting Mario +I’m freaking out cuz it’s Miyamoto +Apple Watch is getting Pokemon Go +Is this an Apple event or Nintendo? +1000 nits +That’s a lotta nits +If I run with the airpods +Will they stay in my ear? +Will Apple send me new ones +When they disappear? +I’ve already lost them +Haven’t bought them +I just want new Macs +It was a very fine show +But we want new Macs +Gimme that Mac Book Pro +New Macs +The new iPhone is great +But we want new Macs +With Kaby Lake +I just want new Macs +Yes I love Mario +But we want new Macs +Cuz Siracusa needs a new Mac Pro +New Macs +It’s been too long +But we want new Macs +And that’s the point of this song" +You go to the supermarket get your turkey wrapped in plastic,"You cook it in the oven just right +Should come out fantastic +The whole family's coming over +You put on your evening gown +But creeping up behind you +Oh moist and golden brown +It's the +Z comin to pay much +Happy come locked door +You can hear her bony legs bangin on the floor +She's coming ever closer now +Look out +But we noticed an entire neighborhood overrun by zombie +Looks like this boot is steep +You can outrun her because you're fat and out of shape +If only you exercised more ate less will you be thinner +What a terrible way to die +Beaten by your dinner opens up be touched kidneys coming to play +Gobble gobble noble dabble gobble daddy +Double double gobble dumbo +Gobble goble dummy daddy sa" +They met each other on Craigslist,"Had their honeymoon in vegas They +both like Dr. +Who And +they're having a baby in August +She likes sushi, he doesn't like sushi She +likes reading romance novels He +can always make her her smile She +really, really, really hates his car They've +been married for a year They're +gonna grow old together Charles +and Amanda +for infinity And +pretty soon they will be three When +she gets mad at him, he thinks it's +cute They're +converting to Judaism +They'd like to live someplace warm Instead +of Alaska +where it's freezing Their +first date was at College +Coffee House +Their first concert was Bare +Naked Lady's +She loves the muppets, but hates sitcoms She +loves spending time with her family They've +been married for a year They're +gonna grow old together Charles +and Amanda +for infinity And +pretty soon they will be three When +they first started dating he found out She +was his sister's friend They +have a strong sense of humor in all +of their daily activities If +he says something smart she'll respond with, ""I'm +gonna beat a Charlie."" +When she asks what he's wearing, he replies, +""Khakis""" +One of these dogs is a cat that’s anomaly detection,"No jargon and no boring shit, just emotional connection +Stand on the empirical evidence, like Gina loves shoes +And she watched all 19 movies from the Marvel Cinematic U +Always tell the truth be transparent without fail because +Nicole’s first job out of college and her bosses went to jail +Let your audience build +Their own communi-tay +Give them a voice +And then mostly get out of the way +Know your biases +Comms must transform +You get dumber +In the presence of your phone +Every 90 seconds you’re interrupted while you work +Those are not insights, those are charts +Your brain makes 3500 decisions everyday +It’s not survey fatigue - maybe it’s just shitty surveys +Protect employee trust, look out for news that’s fake +And maybe let your employees choose your new baby’s name +Your team will love increasing the WAM +You’ll get budget to improve the WAM +Your CEO will know her WAM +Greg will hug you if you believe in WAM" +"The last thing that you ever, ever, ever want to see","Is a Twitter DM from ZachXBT +You know then that somethings messed up +Either you got hacked or you got caught +Either way strap in, cuz shit’s about to get crazy +ZachXBT +Is the hero we need +When the scammers roam free +ZackXBT +Will hunt you down +And find where all the money you stole +Or scammed from your little hidey hole +And shame you for everyone to see" +You went missing in the night,"You took your t shirt and your mouth guard +Down the looking glass I fell +And when I fell I fell so hard +I found your footsteps next to mine +Circles of angles and singularities +Lost in time +You went missing in the night +Folding shadows around your sheets +I mistook the bookshelf for a carnivore +And I got paper cuts on my feet +I said, “Where are you?” +The blood dripping on the floor +single worthers originals +Had to nourish me for 8 days or more +You went missing in the night +And I really should have just gone back to sleep +The walls were dunking Oreos +As if Santa were here counting sheep +But not yet, it’s not quite time +For tinseltown in our hearts +And I’m not sure if you’ll be around +To see if and that’s the strangest part" +"Deep in the belly of the beast, beast","Just getting ready to eat, eat +I took my place at the soldiers seat +Said, “We’re all feeling pretty good at least.” +And I saw it +And I felt it +Everything was well lit +You know I couldn’t miss it +The misfit words that split the silence +You are no one +Until the rhythm of your heart is pumping +Until the static in your brain is humming +You are no one +Everybody looked to the right, right +Wide eyes staring in the bright light +Where did the words come from this time +Who would answer them so I +I stood up +And I shouted +“It’s true I don’t doubt it +But there’s got to be more to it “ +And the words came back and i said screw it +You are no one +Until the rhythm of your heart is pumping +Until the static in your brain is humming +You are no one +We all ran out to the night, night +I couldn’t get away from the star light +The roof caved in just as we left +The belly of the beast was a great big mess +And I saw it +And I felt it +In the stillness and the quiet +So close that I could taste it +The misfit words that split the moment" +there's an awful lot of hoopla,"around the iphone 4 anttenna +when you grip it with the death grip +and you're call slips away +the media loves a failure +in a string of success +the facts won't ever matter +if they can make bigger messes +sure i can make it happen +but in terms of daily usage +i've yet to drop a call +so this whole damn thing is stupid +and you can call me a fanboy +i've been called worse things +but gizmodo just ridiculous +pulling their anti-apple strings +you bought a stolen prototype +get over it and move on +or hey even better +let's all sing this song" +Among the dust,"And the red sky +Dead river beds +What secrets hide +There is a door +To another place +civilization +Laid to waste +Oh that old familiar dream +Could it really be +The one +To show us how it’s done +How to break the world +Fertile valley +Fruited plain +The mountain tops +Carved by rain +Sinister markings +Clever folds +Show me the map +This secret holds +Come on martians +Come on now +We need you to +Bring us down +Show us what is possible +Cuz I think we’ve lost the plot" +In the middle of the desert,"Where the wild things measure +Their worth by a single drop +There’s a trickster sitting on a +Bomb that’s waiting for his cue +Then he’s gonna go off +And there in between the explosion +Moments, a billion little stars are born +All the creatures of the desert +are revving up the engines +and the cacti honk the horns +All the degens and the TikTok tokkers +Shill the lambo on the regs +And the apes of the desert +Look mighty unpleasant +Cuz they’re so dehydrated +When it comes to art +They fall apart +And the sand will wear them down +They’re a cold wet blanket +And they’re never gonna make it +To the spiciest part of town +Sand snakes call your name +The fire ants have made a new constitution +Jack rabbits draw blood from a stone +And you’re falling out of love with the world again +In the backseat is your childhood trauma +In the engine is the love of your life +In the carburetor all your anxiety +Now blow it up and step into the light" +Raise your fist up against our police state,"they are lined up waiting for the word +so they can blast you and beat you +Gas you arrest you Using +their clubs to protect and serve Raise +your fist up against our police state they +got all the new shiny little toys and +they're just itching for a reason to use +them like power mad little 4 year old +boys Raise +your fist up against our police state we +write the checks they work for us Raise +your fist up against our police state get +those masks off them they belong with us +Whoa They +belong with us Whoa +Raise your fist up against our police state +no it's not just for the ghetto anymore +now that the white folk are getting clobbered +it's clearer to us white folk Than +it ever was before It's +a slippery slope that we started down they're +militarized and ready to roll Lift +your piss the Wall +street or the government Take +to the streets now and bury your soul +Raise your fist up against our police state +we write the checks they work for us +Raise your fist up against our police state +get those masks off them they belong with +us Whoa +With us Whoa +If you're conservative this should upset you Our +police state is big government they're stamping out +free speech freedom of assembly they're trampling all +over your constitution now we might not agree +on everything where you see darkness maybe I +see light But +a pow pow pow pow Police +state no matter what you think you can +see it's not right Raise +your fist up against our police state we +write the checks they work for us Raise +your fist up against our police state get +those masks off them they belong with us +Whoa Because +behind that mask is a human being just +like you maybe they're confused maybe they don't +know what they're doing or maybe they got +picked on when they were little kids or +something And +maybe they're very insecure and so they have +to go around pepper spraying people like that +But in that case they should be loved" +Creeping down the hallway,"Following you downstairs +It's so close there behind you +It's gonna catch you unawares +It's got 8 disgusting legs +And a sticky outside coating +But it's heart it is delicious +Sweet chocolate and creaming filling +It's purple and it's giant +It towers there above you +It doesn't want to be your friend +It doesn't want to love you +It's almost there upon you now +As you lay your head to sleep +It wants to eat you up my friend +And take your soul to keep +GIANT PURPLE SPIDER +PEANUT BUTTER OREO +GIANT PURPLE SPIDER +PEANUT BUTTER OREO +GIANT PURPLE SPIDER +PEANUT BUTTER OREO +GIANT PURPLE SPIDER +PEANUT BUTTER OREO" +I'm wearing an apron I'm,"wearing an apron I'm +wearing an apron cause I'm +making a cake I'm +baking a cake for you oh yeah I'm +wearing an apron I'm +wearing an apron oh I'm +wearing an apron cause I'm +baking a cake I'm +baking a cake for you I'm +wearing an apron blue I'm +baking a cake for you it's gonna be +totally sweet I'm +saying just what I mean don't want to +get it on my clothes that' that's why +this apron goes all the way down to +my thighs maybe tomorrow I'll +bake some pies I'm +wearing an apron I'm +wearing an apron oh oh I'm +wearing an apron cause I'm +baking a cake I'm +baking a cake for you Just +for you all for you for you oh +yeah Just +for you for you Just +for" +First I climb to the top of the,"log Then +I fall back into the water we some +months can't tell how long is there more +to life I wonder what do I do +What can I say How +do I escape I'm +stuck with you the slogan day how do +I escape Who +are you here with me Where +was I before this morning The +top of this log is all I see +in this pond where we're falling what do +I do What +can I say How +do I escape I stuck with you the +slogan brain how do I escape How +do I escape How +do I escape What +do I do What +can I say How +do I escape I start with you the +start of me how do I escape" +the north star is shrinking,"and i cannot find my home +and lately i've been thinking +that i should sell all that i own +nuclear fusion +in my heart and in my mind +i can't keep a straight face +layers of gas form +and light can't get through +then it seeps and explodes +and it all starts anew +i've been drifting +for so many years +i can't keep a straight face +have you ever smiled +at every person +you passed on the street +they all smile back +they have nothing against you +you'd be friends if you were to meet +from the loneliest beggar +to the most powerful kings +flotsam and jetsam +in the big scheme of things +the joke is on me +when i feel important +i can't keep a straight face +there's a hole in my uke +like the hole in my heart +but it makes me sing better +it makes me less hard +the core of the matter is strong +and i can't keep a straight face" +How tall is Jake Gyllenhaal,"If you stood him up against a wall +And with a pencil made a tiny scrawl +Just above his head, what would you call +The number from the ground to that mark +I found his answer unsatisfying +Every guy I know is always lying +Like even me I’m always trying +To say I’m 5’8” when I’m not" +"It's in lyrics, ","the way they move on stage +The tongue, the finger, the video's woman with woman +Touching and so to me +S-O-D-O-M-Y, +so to me +It's in lyrics, +the way they move on stage +The tongue, the finger, +the video's woman with woman +Touching and so to me +S-O-D-O-M-Y, S-O-D-O-M-Y, so to me" +Tell me a story I'll,"sing you a song I'll +make it about how the day is long +how the sun comes up and the sun +goes down and nobody every steps around we +found a baseball in the middle of the +field we brought it home we made it +real we washed it all we washed it +good and now the baseball sits on my +hood I'll +tell you a story I'll +make you think about the color purple about +the color pink I'll +make you wonder what direction you're going and +why in April +time it is snowing" +What is going on?,"Is this real life? +Who are these people? +Oh. God. No. +Donald Trump took advantage of the laws +Donald Trump was mean to Megan Kelley +Donald Trump has sources on the border +Donald Trump gave money to Hilary +Nothing you can say +Can stop this train +He’s ready, he’s pumped +You’ve been trumped" +No one ever makes mistakes and no one's,"ever wrong What's +reality anyway But +a future that's come and gone Who +could have imagined that Barack +Obama would be our president resident Anything +is possible there's no need to pretend And +I'm positive about everything that I can't be +quite so sure of Positive +that I just don't know Whoa +whoa whoa Positive +that the rain will fall and the sun +will shine shine again Positive +that's okay Every +little thing just roll on by me Never +lost or confused or stymied Holding +onto everything and nothing Never +ever knowing Always +knowing positively Every +little thing just rolls on by me Never +lost or confused or star me holding onto +everything and nothing Never +ever knowing Always +knowing positively You +can lead a thirsty horse to water but +you cannot make her drink But +the distance between that horse and water is +closer than you think Every +minute of every day someone new is born +People making choices like waves upon the shore +But I'm +positive that the world for me is just +a great big playground Positive +that I don't know Whoa +whoa whoa Positive +that the wind will blow when the leaves +don't fall and fall again Positive +that's okay Every +little thing just rolls right by me Never +lost or confused or stymied Holding +onto everything and nothing Never +ever knowing Always +knowing positively Every +little thing just rules right by me Never +lost cause the fuse will stymie deep holding +on to and nothing Never +ever knowing Always +knowing positively Every +little danger rolls right by me Never +lost or confused those stymied holding on to +everything and nothing Never +ever knowing Always +knowing positively" +The kids are in the woods and the,"building jumps I'm +sheltered inside I'm +taking my lumps I didn't mean to do +you harm it doesn't matter it doesn't matter +Nothing matters in the end not like you +have to pretend Kids +are in the woods Riding +on their bikes and I'm +not sure if it's kind of like when +I was younger Riding +down It +doesn't matter no doesn't matter no it doesn't +matter no the kids around here won't stay +away from each other and oh let me +be me so angry now but it doesn't +matter no it doesn't matter no it doesn't +matter no doesn't matter no I won't let +my kids go See +the other kids all playing free My +kids don't miss it too much but it +matters though but it matters though but it +matters oh oh does it matter Oh +oh yeah we got the rocket stuck up +in a tree I thought the wind would +blow it down eventually but it's been stuck +up there for days it doesn't matter it +doesn't matter doesn't matter it doesn't matter doesn't +matter doesn't matter doesn't matter doesn't matter doesn't +it matter Doesn't +it matter Doesn't +matter" +Nintendo closed their servers down,"For the WiiU and the 3DS +Change is the only constant in this world +There’s nothing you can do to fight this +Now I can’t play your levels no more +And there’s no way for you to play mine +We are the most insignificant blip +In the sweeping arc of all of time +Mario Maker +Original servers +Goodbye take care +We had a lot of fun there +Mario Maker +Original servers +Have been murdered +By their master +Nintendo closed their servers down +And so we sing of their demise +Catch the rain of Kyoto +Watch the brown eared bulbul fly" +Some like it hot some like it cool,"When you sleep you may try to do +with an open window or a heating pad +that sleep that you're getting's not the best +you could have You +need bedjet Bedjet +An air driven climate climate control machine built +by an ex NASA +space suit engineer Bluetooth +enabled it So +quiet you won't hear your bed jet It'll +make your bed the exact temperature you want" +Sisters and brothers,"Mothers and fathers +Ourselves and others, oh +Let’s get along +Everybody over here +Everybody over there +Everybody everywhere, oh +Let’s get along +Let’s get along +Let’s get along +When you’re feeling up +When you’re feeling down +When your feet are on the ground +Let’s get along +On holidays +On Saturdays +No matter what anybody says +Let’s get it on +I said let’s get it on +Let’s get along +Let’s get it on +Let’s get along +When you get along +The world is smiling +When you get along +Good feelings are piling +When you get along +The river will carry you +And when you get along +Nothing can bury youuuuuuu +After a game +After a meal +No matter what you feel +Let’s get along +The twilight +On the dark side +Even when you’re full of pride +Let’s get it on +Let’s get along +Let’s get along +Let’s get along +Let’s get along" +I just released my new album for preorder,"Go click on the link and preorder it now +I worked really hard on it +For the last eight months +Fine tuning the songs that came out +Of the song a day process that you watch +every single day +I stretched and trimmed +Till my head did spin +Until I found my way +I worked on the lyrics +I added and did subtract +I worked on the performance +Until there was nothing that it lacked +I tried to make the recordings +As raw as the songs felt +I tried to feel my feelings +Strong enough for the snow to melt +So if you wanna hear it then go buy it +For your ears it will be fun +Or join up on patron +Or bandcamp subscription +But as always +If you can’t afford +Shoot me an email and I’ll send it your way +Because that’s what I’m here for" +I,"M +P +R +O +V +I +S +E +D!" +i'm paralyzed cause there's just too much,"i try to break it down into its bitty pieces +but i just can't seem to make a dent +oh oh oh money's always difficult +and i try to make some but it's really hard +i sometimes wish that i had a lotta money +i can't concentrate cause there's so much to do +so i just write a song and i make a flyer +and i buy a fish eye lens for streaming +video on the internet in the month of june +what i'm gonna do +this song kinda sounds like end of the world +as we know it but it's way more self indulgent +like that song was about all kinds of stuff +but this song is just about me me me me me +Me, This song is about me, it’s all about me +Me me me me" +I've pretty much lost my voice,"but I have no choice +I gotta sing this song +Bma +And then I will move along" +Every year around this time,"I sing about how hot it is +And every time I sing +Nobody does anything about it +It really makes me wonder +Why I’m singing at all +If singing and complaining +Doesn’t change anything +Then tell me what’s the point +Whats the point +When it’s so hot that I melt +When the heat I feel when I go outside +Is the most stupid thing I ever felt +What’s the point +Of even getting out of bed +When the minute you do +You’re skin is on fire +And you’re drenched in sweat +Every year around this time +I can’t wear any clothes +It used to be a problem +When I had roommates +But my family doesn’t care +I guess it could be worse +I lived in Chicago for a summer +I didn’t have AC +So I took 5 cold showers a day" +There's no more yo-yos,"There's no more yo-yos +There's no more yo-yos +There's no more yo-yos +I want yo-yos +I want yo-yos +I want yo-yos +I want yo-yos" +"Eat it Marco,","eat it raw Fuck +me gently that blue looks amazing. God +damn I love nano crystals. My +one question: does this phone have 5G? I +think I just chamfered my edge If +you know what I mean. great addition to +the HomePod +family You +like 700 million colours? Name +three! How +it Started +How it’s Going +Lisa has defeated all Apple +employees She’s +the queen of Apple +Park now bow down I want this room +For a podcast studio Wow! +They built a life sized doll house Exciting +news! There's +a bunch of new consumer electronics to fill +that gaping, inconsolable void in your life Buy +an iPhone 12 and your life will return +to normal, Apple +promises. keynote vibe identified I want to know +about the conversation they had with Lisa +in the production meeting about standing on the +roof. I’m +calling it now - this whole event was +shot on iPhone 12. Bob +is shorter than I expected. U2? +No, U1! +Five (G) is the loneliest number… Every +podcaster runs out to get those bad-ass sound +dampening panels. Somebody +check on gruber Those +songs downloaded so fast it blew her hair +back!" +Digital words from my digital mouth,"Android dreams on my digital couch +Pretty little actions louder than words +Blue jay tweetie hawk digital birds +digital wrestle with digital time +catch a criminal digital crime +share my digital heart in my chest +do your digital maddening best +Grow +It won't grow +If you don't feed it +It won't grow +Digital muscles test tube glass +Digital science in digital labs +Digital devil in the crannies and nooks +Meat hanging from digital hooks +Everything comes to a digital point +Piggy banks filled with digital coin +Making mistakes with digital fodder +Plants get digital the planet is hotter +Grow +It won't grow +If you don't feed it +It won't grow +Drinks lined up with digital salt +Over the moon we catapult +Textures polygons digital cave +I wanna digital misbehave +Black hole digital nothing exist +We're all gonna go out like this +Drip drip drip that digital drop +By drop will never stop" +tiny but significant make no mistake,"arsenic arsenic in their DNA +maybe life's more prevalent then we thought yesterday +Maybe life's on the moon +Maybe life's on mars +Maybe in a vacuum +is there life on stars? +the rulebook has been busted +now all bets are off +life everywhere you look +aliens that look like a sci fi book +life in every nook +you can't stop life +you can't stop life +life is everything" +The big tree,"In my back yard +Throws a shadow +Over the grass +The way the leaves rustle +Makes me think +Of some long lost +Days gone past +Why can’t I forget them +As far and wide I’ve roamed +You carry them inside me +They all add up to home +I look into my +daughter’s eye +And feel suddenly +Aware +Of my own self +Here inside of me +Looking out +I really there +Will she contemplate this +When she’s fully grown +Will she carry me with her +Will I add up to home" +You know just what you have to do,"You know just what you have to do +But if you can do it who are +you You +just what you have to say you know +just what you have to say But +if you don't say it who are you +anyway You +know just what you have to go you +know just where you have to go And +if you don't go there who are you +I don't know You +know just when to make it right You +know just when to make it right But +if you don't make it right good night +You know just why they came for you +You just why they came for you And +when they came you stood and faced them +didn't you You +know just when you're supposed to be you +know just when you're supposed to but if +you don't go there today the card is +full" +Rugged again by SBF,"How long til there’s nothing left +The car is up on bricks out in the lawn +T he tread on all 4 tires is completely gone +We’re stuck right here forever +They’re bald +How did he get online to rug? +The urge to crime, the most powerful drug +And watching him above, the eagle is safe +The symbol of a country, freedom and strength +And the way they all describe her +Is bald +I haven’t been this stressed about money in a long time +It’s a goddamn shame +It’s a goddamn shame +What can we do to break the spell +Rugged again and we rug ourselves +My widows peak grew higher until I shaved it all +The unknown will scare you til we’ve braved it all +But up upon my head +I am bald" +Hey! Hey! NSA!,"Stop looking at my penis! +I was mad before +But now I’m really pissed +Now that I know you hoarde +My dick pics +You’ve seen it soft and hard +In a million different poses +I hope it was good for you +You could at least send me roses" +When the color of the sky turns,"From yellow to pink to blue +When you’re looking for the answers +Instead of letting them come to you +You gotta reclaim what was lost +long forgotten dream +This all could be yours +Like that old and dusty meme +All your base are belong to us +Onchain summer, summer onchain +Onchain summer, summer onchain +Nothing to lose, and everything to gain +Onchain summer, summer onchain +When the world is breathing +You got the sand between your toes +And you think about leaving +Looking for a brand new home +The sky is changing colors +From yellow to pink to blue +You get that feeling +Like it all comes back to you +And when the days getting shorter +And when the summer is over +You see the castle you’re building +Is stronger than ever the voices are calling +Because even in the winter +Because you’re still so sincere +You might take a hit here +And there but together +We make the future +When the color of the sky turns +From yellow to pink to blue +When you’re looking for the answers +Instead of letting them come to you +You gotta claim the doubt inside you +And trust what you have made +And standing right beside you +Your old selves will get replayed" +The Never,"draw inside the line could never draw inside +the line Draw +inside the land now Never +make up my mind make up my mind +make up my mind Feel +like I told you everything I know but +still you won't let but still you won't +let Let +me go Never +chew with my mouth Close +with my mouth and I could never wear +all of my clothes could never wear all +my clothes and I feel like I told +you everything I know and still you still +you won't let me go Won't +let me go" +you went to the supermarket got your turkey wrapped in plastic,"cooked it in the oven just right should come out fantastic +the whole family's coming over you put on your +evening gown +but creeping up behind you all moist and golden brown +it's the zombie turkey coming to pay you back +you run up the stairs into the bathroom lock the door +you can hear her boney legs banging on the floor +she's coming ever closer now, you look out the window to see +an entire neighborhood overrun by zombie turkeys +they are zombie turkeys and they're coming to pay you back +she's banging down the door now it looks like there's no escape +you can't outrun her because you’re out of shape +Judgement day is here are you saint or you a sinner +what a terrible way to die to be eaten by your dinner +by a zombie turkey who has come to pay you back" +Suggested post advertisement account I follow.,"Account, I follow. +Suggested post advertisement account, I follow. +Account, I follow +Suggested post advertisement follow +Count. I follow +Suggested post advertisement count. I follow +Count. I follow. +Socks. +Socks. +Socks. +Socks. +Instagram. +Instagram sucks. +That makes me sad." +The thunder’s coming down,"Thors hammer starts to pound +The rhythm of the rain +Is like the dripping of my brain +I was driving on JFK +When a cement truck blocked my way +As if to say +Try as you may +You’ll never get +Home +The air’s as thick as soup +My body starts to droop +I think I have to poop +I need an alleyoop +I had ice cream in my face +When it really started to rain +As if to say +Try as you may +You’ll never get +Home +The AC doesn’t work +I feel like captain kirk +I got one trick to do +Try to Kobayashi Maru +Don’t fire that phaser array +Because I’m just not gonna play +As if to say +Try as you may +You’ll never get +Home" +How do you do I am just like,"you I am just like you how do +you do do you just go through do +you just bake through I am just like +you Today +I am just like you tomorrow I am +just like you when you're happy when you're +drowning in sorrow so how do you do +I am just like you I am just +like you the only way out is through +the only way out is through I am +just like you in the morning I am +just like you at night I am just +like you without warning When +I sneak up behind you and give you +a fright so how do you do I +am just like you I am just like +you how do you do do you just +go through do you just go how do +you do I am just like you I +am just like you I'm +like you in the grass I'm +like you in the trees I am like +you in the cold of the winter and +in the summer breeze so how do you +do do you do do you do do +how do you do do you do do +you do do how do you do do +you do you do do how do you +do do you do you do do you +do you do I am just like" +David's been on this journey,"To the mountain of freedom +From Tucson to Little Rock +To be with his family +He's got a big fat lovable cat named Buddy +Who's been right by his side through it all +And as the mountain looms larger his family and friends +Hope that everything works so well +So he can live his life +Hang up his wander +Maybe meet a guy +And settle down ooo +David and Buddy +Have been through a lot +Hail and sleet and volcanos erupting +But they've come out on top +Each step brings them closer to that goal +When David will be all right +They're almost to the summit now +As the December sun gives way to the night +And he will live his life +Hang up his wandering shoes +Maybe meet a guy +And settle down ooo" +We got new boilers installed,"Now we have to fix the chimney +Then we have to do the roof next +Owning a house is expensive +We would like to get some minisplits +To use for ac and for heating +Every summer, I install 12 window units +Owning a house is exhausting +What the fuck am I complaining about +How lucky am I to even own a house +Have a soft bed to sleep in at night +Next to my beautiful wife +I don’t want to seem ungrateful +My gratitude could fill a black hole +I just need to write another song +And the boilers were on my mind" +He doesn’t care what you think,"He spends a lot of time alone +In the company of songs +He finds them everywhere he goes +And when the sound is just right +When the notes hit his ears +That’s when he lets out a laugh +And says oh that’s weird +But the songs are fading +He’s trying to save them +Every single specimen +On his ship he keeps em in +Bottles (bottles) +He’s Dr. Staccato (catto) +His ship is full throttle (throttle) +He’s Dr. Staccato (catto) +He doesn’t shoot bullets +With his very big gun +He’s looking for the truth +He doesn’t want to hurt anyone +Hurtling through sound +In a Jukebox ship +And when he touches down +That’s when he lets her rip" +Go tend your garden,"Your carrots are in bloom +Your heart will harden +If you don't make it go boom +I've seen it +million times +The pain that leads to the dark side +Fear to hate and hate to anger +So grab Yoda and let it slide +MIx all your colors +Purple green and red red red +Don't let it smother +The feelings that keep you well fed +Ice crack +Winter dark +The word that reaches just a bit too far +Freezing water in the night +The snow falls and the wind bites" +There are only two choices here and neither,"one is hot Either +he’s incompetent or an even more brazen scammer +than we thought And +that sucks but even worse is the fact +that you all do The +same thing over and over and over and +over and over and over Fuck +you I’m +goddamn tired of all of you So +in that spirit this is the last song +I’ll write About +this stupid dude until he’s locked up very, +very tight It’s +like Trump +if we all stopped talking about him He’d +have no choice but to go away Instead +we do it Over +and over and over and over and over +Fuck you I’m +goddamn tired of all of you There’s +so much good money could do But +instead you seem determined to just screw Yourself +until the end fuck you" +You may think that I’m just a normal cat,"With normal cat-like powers +You may think that I lie in the sun +And wile away the hours +But I am queen of this domain +And you had better obey my rule +I may chase after little red lights +But I’m nobody’s fool +So the lid stays closed +So the lid stays closed +You may think that you own this joint +That shows how little you know +So the lid stays closed +Oh the lid stays clo-o-o-sed +When I was young +I didn't know anything +I didn’t know how to get my way +Now I’m old +To take what I want +No matter what you say +And there are certain things around this house +I simply just can’t stand +An open lid is one of them +You big 'ol, silly man +Sitting pretty on my perch +I survey my vast terrain +I roar so loud that you would think +That I had a lions mane +And everything I see is mine +You use it by my grace +Do what I say and do it now +Or I'll pounce right on your face" +I'm here to get the monoclonal antibodies The,"antibodies grown in a test tube I'm +here to put the monoclonal antibodies of tumor +bott body They +haven't started the infusion yet I'm +just waiting The +pharmacy's gotta miss the antibodies all up I'm +just sitting here with nothing to be doing +waiting for this Monoclonal +antibiotics to come They're +made by a company called the Generon +Many years ago I did a conference of +theirs It +was really weird It +was with a big choir of church choirs +up there on the stage All +hands event singing with a choir at Regeneron +They make the model Farmland +Body" +Find me,"On your computer screen +Mirrored to the tv +Making a fool +I’ve had it +With my idiosyncratic +Songwriting habits +I’m not Breaking the rules +I’ve never known why +I went outside +My guitar held high +Singing songs to the summer +Or maybe I do +And I just don’t want to tell you +Oh Jonathan how well you +Sing songs to the summer +I am +The worst liar, I can’t +Convince you of anything +That I daon’t believe +I’d like to think I’m more open now +That all my walls are broken down +That I’m in tune with my emotions now +Oh I wish I could be" +I Feeling,"quite busy Feeling +quite busy right now I don't know what +you're for don't know what came before just +now But +I think I've +been going away and I make you happy +I know that 2 plus 2 is 4 +and done for but sometimes I think the +3 bu Not +this time to the side let's go And +where you think you do you do" +I was sitting in a yurt,"When I came to +Everything hurt +I was staring at you +You just blinked +And I blinked back +I said something stinks +You said I farted, sorry about that +You fed me breakfast +Grapefruit and jam +I said why are you like this +You said it’s just who I am +You put on a movie +Demolition Man +I was feeling woozy +You said Seashells and took my hand +I was sitting in a tent +When I woke up +I was out of breath +You handed me a cup +I didn’t want to drink it +I tried to escape +But before I could think it +You turned into an ape +The harder I struggled +The louder you cried +My mind was all muddled +But I heard a voice deep inside +The last thing I remember +The whole forest aflame +Drifting up like a feather +I never saw you again" +He wants to lick your face,"He wants to eat your brains +He wants to analyze +The beating of your heart as it’s ripped from your body +Sam The Zombie Dog +It’s you he wants to eat +Sam’s a data analyst +He loves excel spreadsheets +His tail begins to wag +He shuffles both his feet +He puts his data down +Sam the Zombie dog smells a bitch in heat +He tweaks the algorithm +And dances to the rhythm +He howls and he feasts +On the brains of men and beasts +He wants to hump your leg +And to chew right through your neck +He loves a good data set +He crunches the numbers like he crunches the bones" +Down here is where they do the rodeo,"Riding their boat as long as you can +Is it really real Are +we really doing this I'm +ready to feel like I'm +a genius again down here is where they +do the rhodium and the bull goes up +and the bull goes down and you ride +that wave every single day til you can't +no more and then you're done Are +we really doing this Are +we really doing this Are +we really doing this One +what we really doing this What +we really doing is Are +we really doing this One +more time down there Swear +they do the rodeo who can stay on +the boat for the longest time Bucking +back and forth and up and down the +side ways every which way Kingdom +come Kingdom +come is coming too soon Are +we really doing this Are +we really doing this Is +it time Are +we really doing it One +more time Time +time Are +we really doing it Are +we really doing this One +more one one" +It didn’t have to be this way,"In a broken down Chevrolet +All at once the world is changed +She heard the broken bells ring +What if none of this is happening +We’re life is some unknowable beast +Dreaming +Every star +And every particle +Just random neurons +In dark grey matter +The horizon starts to fade +She sees better in the dark +All at once the work is changed +She is being ripped apart" +If you find yourself in my,"Shoes sometime in the next life +Make sure that you do me right +And I’ll do right by you +For some it’s love and for some it’s hate +We do our best to simulate +But someday we all will break +On through +When I think about how I spend +My days trying to pretend +That all this won’t someday end +It makes me kind of blue +If I could live inside the space +To forget my name and forget my face +That’s when I know that I’ll break +On through" +Jupiter fell on his face and he got,"a bloody nose but he's okay We +were at the playground and I said do +you want to go home He +said no I want to play around And +so we played for a minute but then +his nose was bleeding again and I got +blood all over my clothes Blood +coming right out of his nose So +I said let's go home and give you +a bath" +I’ve got a broken mind,"Full of anxiety +I made of it +Or is it made of me? +There’s not much that I am sure of these days +But I appreciate you +I appreciate you +People listen everyday and seem to think that I +feeling down lately and I guess maybe I try +Not to think about it much cuz I don’t wanna take away +And everyday I’m afraid of something +Who am I but a neurotic Jew +I could die or he could die or somebody could die +I don’t know what I’d do with you +Though the day is sunny +I think about money +And my head is full of clouds +But if I had all the money +That we needed now +I’d find something else to worry about +And I’d still appreciate you +I may try to underplay +How I really feel +it’s only cuz I know sometimes +The feeling isn’t real +Not to say it’s not valid +But it’s not reality +And so I appreciate you" +If you feel hungry,"Then you gotta eat a snack +If you feel lonely +Then bring your family back +Oooo oooo +Pay attention to how you feel +Oooo oooo +Watch from up on the hill +If you feel angry +Well that’s OK +Everybody feels angry +Some or other day +If you feel broken +You don’t need to fix +The heart in your chest +Was made to feel anxious +If you feel pretty +Take a little strut +Around the garden +And then stick out your butt +If you feel tired +Then it’s time to sleep +Are you the coyote +Or are you the meep meep" +I,"M +P +R +O +V +I +S +E +D!" +He didn’t poop his pants,"And so the pundits applauded his dance +The hate, the bile all the same +But out of his butt no poop came +He didn’t puke on stage +And so now they open the cage +He’s presidential, he didn’t puke +But still little finger on the nuke +Still EPA shutting down +Still Immigrants carted out of town +Still pussy grabbing +Still Russia ties +But poop didn’t come out of his eyes +And so +He is brand new" +I don’t own a gun,"I don’t have any bullets +Where I’m coming from +We’re all misfit losers +And when the sun goes down +And when the power goes out +When the revolution comes +Who’s side are you on? +I don’t know how to farm +I don’t own a tractor +I was in the woods +I was dreaming bigger +I don’t know who I am +I don’t have a theory +But now that I’m awake +Would you care to join me" +You all be liking Loki,"You find him so compelling +But you see him in a dress +And you get all disappointed +You think that nonbinary's gross +But Loki birthed a horse +You’re blaming Marvel +Nah uh, TERFS, blame the Norse! +You all be seeing gender +As tiny and confining +But these ancient cultures knew +That gender was much less defining +You think nonbinary’s gross +But Loki birthed a horse +You’re screaming groomer +Nah uh TERFS blame the Norse +You see people just living +It makes you really angry +So you concoct all these stories +About how they’re evil scary +You think nonbinary’s fake +But Loki birthed a horse +You’re screaming groomer +Nah uh TERFS blame the Norse +But Loki had such dealings +with Svadilfari + he gave birth to a foal, +which was gray and had eight feet" +When I was living on the West coast,"In Berkeley and LA +Every apartment that I lived +It was Comcast all the way +Comcast with it's crappy speeds +And it's horrible customer service +I'd stare at my screen in disbelief and say +What did we do to deserve this? +And then I moved to New York City +With Time Warner's iron fist +Time Warner with it's crappy speeds +And terrible customer service +These two companies I hate +I couldn't imagine hating more +But the thought of them merging +Makes me want to punch a hole through a door +Time Warner and Comcast +Would be just like a bomb blast +Would deliver the deathblow +To the internet everywhere +Comcast and Time Warner +Just contemplate that horror +They'd rather #$#% us up the $#% +Then compete fair and square +I pay out the nose every month +For semi-decent speeds +But of course I get faster internet +On my phone with LTE +Yeah the internet goes down +More than insert off color joke here +If I had a dime for every time +I'd have a bitcoin chandelier +Where's the competition +Where's that market driven pricing? +They've each got strangleholds already +And this merger would be the icing +And what do you think this would mean +For net neutrality +We cannot let this stand +We can not let this be +overwhelm" +rum dum dum a dumma dum it stops,"and starts am i weak or am i +strong and where do we belong are we +just two children acting out a fantasy an +original sin i've been around the block i've +heard the body talk i've rolled the dice +and lost i've breathed the rich exhaust nowhere +is safe let's keep running until the world +runs out and space comes gunning for you +and gunning for me and the side of +the ship is the last thing that we +see" +Bing goes the internet,"Bing, Bing +Bing goes the internet +Bing, Bing +Bing goes the internet +Bing goes the internet +If you’re lookin to learn +How to dance like me +Bing goes the internet +If you want to find some pants like me +Bing goes the internet +If you’re looking for answers to all of life questions +Bing goes the internet +If you’re looking for fixes for all of life’s messes +Bing, Bing +Bing goes the internet +Bing, Bing +Bing goes the internet +Bing, Bing +Bing goes the internet +Bing goes the internet" +All you got to do is write it down,"One little word, say it out loud +When you do you will be free +For a moment anyway, like a baby +All you got to do is write it down +Take the consequences if they run you out of town +Staying silent will hurt more +Than turning on the lights and opening the door +All you got to do is write it down +Something made of iron, falling to the ground +Something made of flesh, bigger than you +It looks you in the eye and there’s nothing you candy +All you got to do is write it down +The words are the fox and you are the hound +Just don’t let them get away +There’s only right now, only today +d" +Apple or orange,"Apple or orange +What rhymes with orange +You could do a slant rhyme +Like born +Or thorn +Or torn +Or morn-ing +Apple or orange +Apple or orange +Apple you can just eat +Orange you have to peel +Apple is red +And orange is orange +Apple or orange +Apple or orange +Which one should I eat?" +Cross over through the window to the place,"where you're not stressed out Nobody +can hurt you there You +can be alone with your thoughts If +it were that simple then I would not +be stressed out right now But +the window is closed and I have too +much on my mind Nobody +says what you want to fear Nobody +says what you want to fear Fear, +fear, fear, fear It's +all just fear, fear, fear, fear It's +all just fear, fear, fear, fear It's +all just fear, fear, fear, fear It's +all just fear, fear, fear, fear Well +I placed in my chest if it didn't +feel that way Would +I be the same person that I am? +Would I be different without it and I +don't know I need suicide in my brain, +oh, my train, oh Sending +down in a flurry of smoke all my +worry All +my pain all my anxiety today The +window is closed, the window is closed I'm +ready to open this mind, open this mind +Because I'm +holding up the world I'm +trying to make it through, I'm +trying to make it through Now +and then, oh Now +and then, I realize Now +and then, I think Now +and then, I meditate Take +another look at the window before you come +C lose another door through you looking like +a tree stump And +your roots go deep, But +not deep enough And +your feelings run deep, so deep in love +Once you don't know That +the window is closed all the way But +you can open it ohh baby if you +try If +you try If +you try" +I got no time for second guessing,"No time to go clean up the messing +I got no time +I got no time +I got no time for endless ribbing +Tell the truth no time for fibbing +I got no time +I got no time +I got no time for absoluting +Press play every day no time for muting +I got no time +I got no time +I got no time for subway parking +Make it light please don’t make it darling +I got no time +I got no time" +So Zoo 0 Barry,"Zelda, big fucking +Wii Machevsky du quad 0 Barry +Silbert big fucking witch +Lechevsky du quad 0 FTX. +What is just a big fuckfest. +Suckfest. +Caroline and SPF. I think +Shaq's a big fuck F lesson right? +All day. +God damn. +God Damn. +Caroline and SBS. I mean sh0 Barry +Silber big fucking w0 Ponzi steel. +That is disgusting. +Imagine SPF in a fucking orgy. +God damn. +Losing money to drinking amphetamines, playing +League of Legends in the Bahamas. But this has happened. +God damn the two T toys. +Hot goddamn legend. +God damn WE Satoshi himself. +He burned into the blockchain. +God damn +Katoni zucking wig lach" +Who's a little baby with the baby face,"now who's the little baby with the baby +face Baby +over here Baby +over there Baby +over here over there over here and who's +the little baby with the baby face now +who's a little baby with the baby face +Baby up here Baby +down here Baby +up here down here up here and who's +a little baby with the baby face now +who's a little baby with a baby face +Baby upside down Baby +right side up Baby +upside down Baby +right side up and who's a little baby +with the baby face now who's a little +baby with the baby face Baby +really close Baby +really far Baby +really close really far really close really who's +the little baby with the baby face now +who's the little baby with the baby face +Baby over here Baby +over there Baby +over here over there over here and who's +the little baby with the baby face now +who's the little baby with the baby face +Yay Not +yet" +Greek family living in Sweden,"Ava is the heart that's beating And +then there's Coyote +And then there's the me tree Bo +All together they're k e Q +At the playground and the pool all together +they're k e d e Q +they used to work with the turbine jets +she's an ophthalmologist Ava +loves my little pomp thing and all her +stuff And +a mon yeah All +together there k e b Q +At the playground and the pool but altogether +they're k e d Q +K e d Q +they will always see it through they know +just what to do They're +k e Q10 +Tennis and road cycling Surgery +and engineering Ava's +friends at Kindergart +Elisa and Alphonse +All together they're k e d e Q +At the playground in the pool all together +they're k e d Q +K e d Q +they will always see it through they know +just what to do They're +k e d q K +o k e d Q +they will always see it through they know +just what to do They're +k e d Q +K e d Q +yeah Merry +Christmas" +What do you do with existential dread?,"When it comes to overwhelm you? +All the pain that you imagine in your head +You’re not Houdini when they drown you +Cuz you got to make dinner +And take the garbage out +And write another song +And get your taxes done +Where do keep all of your sadness? +And does it congeal into despair? +And are these symptoms simply just what happens +Living with no there there? +Artificial intelligence +Train derailments +Mother ship aliens +Tax obligations +It’s all us" +Don’t you cry my baby,"Don’t you cry right now +Cuz your papa loves you +Whatever is the matter +You know we’ll work it out +Cuz your papa loves you +No matter what you do +And no matter what you say +Papa’s gonna love you +All the time and all the way +Little things and big things +Life is full of them +But your papa loves you +Whatever we are feeling +We gotta go with that feelin’ +Like your papa loves you +As you grow and grow +Papa will be here +Love you and so +There’s no need to fear" +I didn’t farm blast gold,"I didn’t want to use it, no +It seemed too complicated +I don’t have the time to play it +So I didn’t farm blast gold +Was it worth it I don’t know +I was ready to be feeling fomo +But now I’m kind of glad i said no" +There's a kangaroo in my pocket There's,"a panda bear on the moon There's +a little man sitting on a rocket And +it's telling the kangaroo that it came too +soon that it came too soon too soon +That the kangaroo came here too soon Do +you think you could take a kangaroo in +a fight If +you think so I think that you just +might be overestimating your abilities So +please please rethink this Please +please please Praise +please" +Sweet peals of laughter from a little boy,"ghost of an echo 50 years to the +day His +tiny feet planted right here on the porch +My father and his brothers In +the fields and orchards In +their childish dreams Would +run around and play And +I stand here, hat in my hand Asking +a stranger, to see my own house “You +never lived here,” she closes the door It’s +the home my papa built It +was 1926, Papa +was doing so well He +picked a great spot in Jerusalem +He christened the house Villa +Harun ar-Rashid Painted +tiles with that name To +this day remain Though +the writing has faded From +both malice and time And +I stand here, with my wife and my +kids The +pain is written all over my face “You +never lived here” he keeps saying to me +It’s the home my papa built Now +it’s 1933 Hard +times fell on the family Papa +had no choice But +to rent it out To +some British +officers And +my family moved into a smaller house Papa +moved to Cairo +looking for work Never +selling the house, hoping to return Then +came the Haganah, +they drove everyone out The +British gave them the keys The +title and the deed The +theft made legal By +new property laws And +Helen Mirren +played Golda +Meir Who +lived in the house in the 60s “You +don’t exist” she said to my people While +living in the home my papa built The +walls of a home, they never forget They +see us in our worst moments, they see +us in our best 3/4 of a million +stories just like mine And +more chapters are written Even +as I sit here singing They +can try to diminish us But +the homes know the score All +we are asking is to go home Even +though everything has changed We’ve +always lived here, we scream as we’re crying +In the homes our papas built" +"Disney, disney","We're going to disney +disney, disney +We're going to disney, +disney, disney +We're going to disney, +disney, disney? +We're going to disney, +disney, disney +We're going to disney, +disney, disney, disney +Now we're at disney disney, disney +Now we're at disney, disney, disney +Now we're at disney, disney, disney +Now we're at disney, disney, disney +Now we're at disney we're at disney, yeah. +Oh, yes." +"Hello, it’s me from the past","I’m making a prediction +About who will be president +If we nominate Joe Biden +Joe Biden’s gonna lose +Joe Biden’s gonna lose +And you’re gonna try to blame us +But it’s not our fault he’s gonna lose +I’m writing this on the day +Of the Michigan primary +Don’t get your undies in a bunch +I will vote for him against Trump, but +This is not a threat +This is a diagnosis +But it’s not done yet +You can still fix this +Remember how sure you were +That HRC would win +This is like that, exactly like that +Alllllll over again + v" +They kept up the jackhammery,"Late into the night +Pipes had frozen +The ground was open +And water was spewing out +I put earplugs in my ears my ears +and dreamt of birds in flight +snow was falling +the city calling +hushed up whisper shout +You are tiny +You ride on my back +You're the bacteria +Crawling on my skin +I don't care about your sleep or your naps" +"And so, we're one step closer","To being a civilized nation +I wish the step were bigger +But I'll take what I can get +I wish I were more excited +I'm relieved more than I'm ecstatic +It's not universal healthcare +But for now it'll have to do +And at least now the right wing +Can't call this thing a failure +They can whine all they want +But more americans will be insured +I wish Obama were better +On so many different issues +But I'm voting for him because +The alternative would be mad +When I was 18 years old +I voted for Nader +I thought there was no difference +Between Bush and Gore +This turned out disastrous +I wish there could be 3 parties +Or 4 or 5 or 6 +But Obama is better than nothing" +Just a little wind,"And I begin to see the problems +Facing minds, I’m tracing them +Until they start dissolving +I can see my whole life fall at once +So I make changes by the moment +Something’s lost and something’s gained +And each one may as well be the same +Doooo dooo dooo +Doooo dooo dooo +Window to the future +Pretty picture I am painting +For when I’m really looking back +I’m only fading +Crystalized in dreams +That only show me +What I already know +Death disguised as life +And hell as heaven +It’s just a place that we go +The consequences don’t seem clear +Because they never really get so near +Are you able to forgive the body +For the life you’re living +Or the things it makes you do +Beyond the reach of you +Mistaking guilt for pleasure +Is there any other measure +Of a man understanding +What he can do +And what he can’t do +Understanding what he can and can’t do +Doooo dooo dooo +Doooo dooo dooo +Doooo dooo dooo +Doooo dooo dooo +Doooo dooo dooo +Doooo dooo dooo +Doooo dooo dooo +Doooo dooo dooo +What a man, what a man can do +What a man, what a man can’t do +What a man, what a man can do +What a man, what a man can’t do" +I heard a turn of phrase I liked,"Your bike rides you don't ride your bike +You fly when you fly your kite +And it's going to rain +big big flood +Signal +Signal +You can't ignore it +Signal +Signal +What is it for it's +Signal +Signal +From the mountain high +Signal +Signal +Let the children by +I had a dream and you were there +I danced badly and you didn't care +When we are kids we learn to share +Everything +That is everything +In the confusion of this plot +You mismanaged what you sought +Made from scratch and not store bough +Rice on kelp +I need your help" +You went to the supermarket Turkey,"wrapped in plastic cooked it in the oven +should come out fantastic whole family's coming over +Put on your evening gown Creeping +up behind you all moist and golden brown +Is a zombie turkey coming to pay you +back Zombie +turkey zombie turkey zombie turkey zombie donkey run +up the stairs into the bathroom lock the +door Hear +her bony legs bangin on the floor Coming +ever closer now look the window to see +entire neighborhood of zombie turkey Zombie +turkeys coming to pay you back Zombie +gobble gobble gobble Zombie +gobble gobble gobble jerky gobble gobble gobble so +majesty knock knock knocking down the door now +looks like there's no escape You +can't outrun her because you are out of +shape Judgment +day is here Are +you saint Are +you a sinner What +a terrible way to die to be eaten +by dinner by his own be turkey coming +to pay you back the turkey gobble gobble +gobble the turkey" +Do you have a moment to talk,"All the color is gone from the world +The birds have all had to learn to walk +Rocks replacing mother of pearl +But none of it seems to bother you +None of it seems to phase +You’re standing tall as the world burns +Teach me, show me your ways +Bears forgot to hibernate +Trees don’t know how to breathe +Printers no longer collate +Instructions for misery +But none of it seems to bother you +None of it seems to phase +You’re standing tall as the world burns +Teach me, show me your ways +Ninjas have all revealed themselves +Monster run amok +The rain that’s falling is leaving welts +And now we’re out of luck" +There's a vampire living in your house and,"he's sucking up the energy From +your electronics 75% of your electric bill is +coming from him Sucking +up all your energy Even +when everything, everything is all turned off But +don't go reaching for that car like no +silver or wooden stake It +won't work, just switch, switch, switch, switch off +the power strip and it'll go away, away" +Abstract words from a cold cold heart 5am,"is killing time it's time to rip apart +all the ways that your mind sucks you +in it ends when you wake up but +then begins again toiling in the rooftop garden +growing taters watching on TV +all the serial masturbators birthing from nothing something +epic and real but the price that you +pay you pay in the way you feel +OOOO OOOO +OOOO OOOO +broken box springs hold you up a little +your bigger on the inside and you're bigger +in the middle eyes that look at you +and have no idea what you're holding close +what's your really deal slippery when appropriate and +cover up with tape sticking to the inside +of a chest that's filled with hate jealousy +and fear envy greed and sloth over zealous +inspiration flame meet moth" +Hey,"No worries +Just let me know +You know it’s ok +Whichever way you wanna go +Hey No worries +Just let me know +I can’t judge you anyhow +Your garden’s gonna grow +You been flying all around my window +I did not anticipate +The trouble and lengths that you would go +To get your way +I can hear your footsteps drawing closer +They bring more than a great white shark +I’m rolling on the open ocean +Stormy seas nothing but dark" +In a lot of ways,"I don't really have a soul +This is a lot more obvious +in some contexts than others. +But in the end +there's a pretty decent argument +that my empathy is fake, +my feelings are fake, +my facial reactions are fake. +I don't feel happiness. +What's the point in dating someone +who you physically can't make + happy? +I make +People sad +Even people who I inspire +I don’t really make happy +And people who I date +It’s really harrowing +It really fucking sucks to be with someone who +you can’t make happy +Doesn’t really respect anyone else" +Put a little extra sauce,"It’s capitalism and you’re your own boss +And the refills are free +You’ve got a stake in our brand equity +Yeah show up first +Show up wound +Tighter than a heart +With anxiety pounds +Stand up stand up +You’re living proof +Our engagement +Is through the roof +When I woke up this morning +I put on London Calling +It’s finally autumn +And I’m ready for change +When I woke up this morning +I said I’m sorry +To myself in the mirror +I’m ready for change +Have another drink on me +My internal clock needs therapy +Have you been working out +An empty 5 bedroom 2 bathroom house +It’s a double dutch oven +I should learn to bake +We rebuilt from scratch +After the earthquake +The produce is bad +But it’s bound to get better +I’m thinking of getting +pair of pure bred Irish Setters" +The false prophet told the zealots,"Stand back and stand by +Seems like they're listening to him +How many people gonna die +They tried to run a campaign bus off in a state 35 +See their itchy trigger fingers +How many people gonna die +How many people +Don't look to the police +Their shirts are muddy +Brown goose stepping with the boys so riled up and proud +How many people +O oh it's been a long time coming +Fascism at our door and we may beat it this time +But they'll be back for more +So stand in solidarity and don't be surprised +And it doesn't have to be this way +Nobody has to die nobody +Don't look to the police +Their shirts are brown +Goose stepping with the boys so riled up and proud +Nobody nobody has to die" +"Free testing, treatment and health care for all","Suspend work +Guarantee food stamps +And sick pay for all +Suspend rent +Mortgage utilities loans +Foreclosures evictions and parking enforcement +These are our demands +Ignore them at your peril +These are our demands +They are more than fair +End bail for jails +Deactivate ice +Release detainees +Stop all sweeps of homeless camps +Open up unoccupied homes +To anyone who needs one" +Do you have any idea how long I,"waited to climb up that mountain again Do +you know what I had to do just +to get here You +act like you're the only only one with +a problem but no problem is insurmountable no +problem is insurmountable from the top of the +mountain do you have any idea how long +it's taken me to just gathering of strength +here I had to move mountains I had +to move oceans I had to put aside +my petty squabbles but no problem is insurmountable +no insurmountable no nothing's insurmountable from the top +of the mountain of the mountain of the +mountain mountain I took my papers and I +went inside and I thought that I should +run and hide But +I took my time and I took too +long and then you looked at me wrong +I had another thought Then +I forgot about it and you wouldn't know +how I actually found it I hid the +way into my brain into my brain into +my brain do you have any idea what +I did just to get here Does +it weigh on you like it weighs on +me Do +you know what I had to break through +Just to get you Every +bit of a piece is that you need +but nothing is insurmountable no nothing is insurmountable +no nothing is insurance surmountable from the top +of the mountain from the top of the +mountain the mountain mountain from the top of +the mountain from the top of the mountain +Sa" +Every single thought unkind,"As this dream starts to unwind +I can feel the sky get closer +No more apartment +No more car +No more worrying where you are +As I break down into a star +I can feel that it’s not over +I haven’t had a day when I could get away +All work and no play +And now I’m crazy +Break down walls and break down doors +Land your ship on foreign shores +It’s too big now to ignore +And it’s too amazing +Everywhere I go +They’re just talking to me, talking to me +Everywhere I go +They’re just talking to me, talking to me +Everywhere I go +They’re just talking to me, talking to me +Everywhere I go +They’re just talking to me, talking to me" +In 1776 the average life expectancy Was,"35, it’s funny cuz that also just happens +to be The +age at which your eligible To +be the leader of the quote free world +unquote So +how long did they even expect presidents to +live I think if they foresaw that we +would live as long as we do The +presidency would have an age cap, inexperience is +bad but so too Is +getting too old to do the job Everybody +knows something is off These +politicians need to step aside Joe +Biden is too old Donald +Trump is too old Mitch +McConnell is too old Diane +Feinstein is too old Get +them out of there By +the way Bernie +Sanders is not too old Have +you seen that dude? He’s +sharp as ever You +can’t be president Unless +you’re 35 That +more or less makes sense When +you are young You +don’t know what you’re doing You’ve +got so much to learn But +if we are gonna apply that standard" +In between the spaces where,"The section of you self aware +The spilling contents of your char- +-acter all mushed together in a prayer +Opened up a portal to +The space where you are me and I am you +Got lost in there before I knew +I’s part of the jugman’s crew" +As I mount my defense I guess I'll,"just stop looking on the other side of +the fence at what my neighbors got cooking +None of it matters anyhow now when you +got all this stuff to do oh not +when you got stuff to take care of +yourself now that the Titanic +sunk I guess it's okay to laugh and +unpack what we left in the trunk and +dunk on another's behalf Cause +none of that matters when you got your +own stuff you oh none of that matters +Cause you got your own stuff to do +You just worry about yourself yeah you just +worry about your own God +damn self You +just worry you just worry You +just worry about yourself So +I kept it up for how many days +12 days 12 days without an improvised song +That's it I can't do anything I had +to do one As +I mentioned tomorrow's a travel day so give +me some suggestions as to what you want +me to sing about tomorrow I may Tomorrow +specifically I may end up just doing a +airport song But +if I don't and if I get to +the hotel 500pm West +coast time which is like 800pm my time +which is like my bedtime I'll +be very tired I've +not done my song yet It'll +be a big help to me if you +have put something in the comments for me +to write about I used to do this +all the time on a very regular basis +especially when I was traveling Just +want to plug my album again Please +go listen Thank +you to all who have purchased it and +listened and told people about it Please +keep listening See +you guys tomorrow" +I miss twitter,"It wasn’t perfect +But it was better +Than whatever this is +You don’t know they’re the good ol days til they’re gone +I long for that bird app before Elon +I miss twitter +Having a single home +Where all the people were +Disparate but not alone +Now I see less and less of what I want +And the algorithm kills me and my songs" +Mexican alien,"sleeping peacefully +Children mixed with animal bones +just like you and me +Focus on your breathing now +There’s time enough to grieve +The innocence of wanting so +Badly to believe +Clara and Mauricio +From Peru +How did you go? +Mexican alien +1000 years of dead +Multiple mummy parts +Like Mr Potato head +I never know what to think +I never know what to feel +Optical illusions show +That nothing is real" +a guy that's really shy,"and i don't know why +i just want to run and hide +lions and tigers and bears oh my +no spotlight +shining down upon my life +and i don't know why +i just want to sit and cry +i'm just a guy that's really shy +shy shy shy shy +guy guy guy guy +shy shy shy shy +guy guy guy guy +shy shy shy shy +guy guy guy guy +shy shy shy shy +guy guy guy guy" +Ouch ouch ouch I threw out my back,"Ouch ouch ouch it’s a back attack +Got a flight tomorrow to go back home +How am I gonna do it with my back I don’t know +Ouch ouch ouch I threw out my back" +Working all day Against,"the special interests For +the common good Gathering +up all the news and opinon, It’s +a complicated world to be understood meeting point +for a progressive movement Tools +for change galore. There’s +just one place where you will find it +CommonDreams.org Common +dreams don’t come and go like the seasons +passing by us; Common +Dreams keep us alive with the hope that +they supply us CommonDreams.org +is all about changing the world for the +better So +send this song to all your friends and +get them to sign up for a newsletter" +I’ll never get too big for my britches,"The world would never let that happen to me +Once I figure it out, everything switches +From rainbow sundown to sugar plum fairy +But oh oh oh +That’s all right +I’ll never reach the heights for which I’m climbing +The wind and rain and time is running out +But that doesn’t mean that I will stop combing +The stuff I got within with what’s without +And oh oh oh +That’s all right +So if you’ve got a dream then I saw dream it +Even if you know it won’t come true +Some might say this is too extreme it +s not, it’s just the right thing to do +Yeah" +Jonathan Mann,"will be out of the studio from Friday +March 7th to Sunday +the 16th He'll +be on a short vacation preceded by a +5 day silent meditation retreat Please +reach out to his mom if it's something +really urgent Otherwise, +he'll write you back on the 12th No +internet at all For +five whole days Five +days of just being with himself He's +a little bit nervous" +Is man inherently good?,"Is man inherently bad? +Well I don’t really think +It’s simple as all that +There are shades of gray +Everywhere you look +From Hercules +To Captain Hook +When the human race was young +We lived with Neanderthals +They looked a lot like us +They used tools, and that’s not alls +Our genes m ingles with theirs +With love unbound +But just like Cain slew Abel +We shot them down +There are acts of compassion and love +That surround us everywhere +If you look, you will certainly find them +People give and help and care +In this day and age +It can be easy to forget +As far as goodness goes +There is no limit +So nothing’s black and white +If only it were so +We could be big computers +Only ones or zeroes +Only yes, or only no’s +But the world’s complex +And it grows and grows +Yeah the world’s complex +And it grows and grows" +There’s a strange feeling in the air,"Hanging on the grain sold +If you don’t learn how to play +It’s not your fault +Master, master come and see +See how they stare at me +They give me food, of which I’m fond +They clips up beyond +Cus I’m a hunchback with a dirty mind +What will I find in your +No neon kind +There’s no seamstress to adore +It’s a funny thing +The more that you resist +The more I hear you sing +The more I really must insist +You’re coming with me +Broken bottles, cardboard box +Deadbolts and padded locks +Empty bowls that once were filled, +The dead cat that I killed +Hair and mold and grit and grime +single beam of sunshine +What’s mine is yours, and yours is mine +Bring it over here +Cus I’m a hunchback with a dirty mind +What will I find in your +No neon kind +There’s no seamstress to adore +It’s a funny thing +The more that you resist +The more I hear you sing +The more I really must insist +You’re coming with me +You’re coming with me" +Fling the crab apples to the pond,"Then my dad will get mad and make us take a bath +In the back yard +And then we get hard +Work hard +See the stars and the fireflies +Dripping with Turkish delights +I don’t want to go to bed +I don’t want to go to bed +I just want to play with you +Going to the store rent another game for the Nintendo +and we go +To get the pizza +And I’m gonna eat you +And I’m gonna eat you +Are we gonna play double dragon tonight +I don’t want to go to bed +I just want to play with you +When I wake up in the morning +I learn you left without warning +You had a bad dream +You were crying +Now i’m crying +Cuz I was really looking forward +To spending the day with you +Now I’m running down a dream +And I don’t want to go to school +I just want to play with you" +When I pass a homeless man on the street,"Sometimes I give him money +Other times I don't and I feel like a creep +It feels like my days are a bit less sunny +Why don't I give him money all the time? +I have the dough to spare +Why do I try to ignore him +When it's obvious I care? +The end is coming +And I just want to sing +The end is coming +The end of everything +The end is coming +But we pretend it isn't +The end is coming +The tide has slowly risen +When someone tries to sell me something +I instinctively shy away +Even when I need it, it doesn't matter what they bring +It doesn’t matter what they can do or say +Why am I so against the salesman pitch? +At my door or on my phone +“No I don't need insurance you bitch +Just leave me alone” +Leave me alone +The end is coming +The end of everything +The end is coming +But we pretend it isn't +The end is coming +The tide has slowly risen" +Podcast app design,"Is a UX playground +And Marco couldn’t stay away +He just had to play around +He went for powerful but simple +With lots of custom stuff +Designed to make it easier +To listen to all the shows we love +Smart Speed cuts the silences +Helps you to save time +Voice Boost normalizes +Voices loud and quiet +Smart playlists are intelligent +With filters and sorting rules +Find those Diamond s and those jewels +Overcast +Oh Overcast +Good for listening to your shows +very, very fast +Overcast +Oh Overcast +Nothing overlooked +No feature half assed +Overcast +Marco announced at XOXO +And refined his design +Made it free with limits +Unlock it all for 4.99 +If you don’t like his app +He lists alternatives for you +And now the only question left +Is who’s he gonna sell it to? +Overcast +Oh Overcast +Good for listening to your shows +very, very fast +Overcast +Oh Overcast +Nothing overlooked +No feature half assed +Overcast +You used to have to make an account +but now you don’t +No venture capital, ads or nebulous plans to figure it out later" +We were looking for four leaf clovers,"I found none +You found something like a dozen +I said this isn’t fun +Your grandpa did a magic trick +It blew our tiny brains +We’d dance to the beach boys +Inside when it rained +We’d cuddle underneath the blanket +Pretend we had to hide +From a giant mosquito +That would eat us mouth open wide +Ride the lawnmower together +Imagine us out alone +Free to roam the forest +That was our home +Now I’m living in the city +And you’re still where +The sap runs through the rubes +With your house and family there +I dream about it often +The home where you came back +The home where now you’ll never leave +No matter how the deck is stacked +We were looking for four leaf clovers +I got zero +You found something like a dozen +Take them with you when you go" +If only you could see the faces,"Of the people you decide +Are deserving of your disrespect +I know that you’d think twice +The language of their body moving +Here in 3d space +If only you could hear their voice +Just a little taste +You might back down +Back down +Put that rhetoric in the ground +Find a new way to be found +Maybe talk a little less loud +When confronted with flesh and blood +You don’t act like big dog peeing +Underneath that posturing +Is an ordinary human being +In your daily life you treat +People the way you should +But 1s and 0s are people too +And the sooner that’s understood +Mothers teach your children +To see right through their screens +The humanity on the other side +No matter how dead it seems +Fathers teach your children +That it matters what you say +And the words will live forever +Inside the NSA" +I’m here for the Bernie Memes,"Vermont Jacket +Vermont Gloves +Vermont common sense +Incoming chairman senate budget committee +Yeah good okay +It’s the inauguration of my good friend Joe +I got these mittens so I don’t get cold +R" +Hey now,"Hissing a fit +Having a good time +little bit +Throwing a ball +Knowing it all +Wasn't what it seemed in the alcohol +Hey now +Take a dish +Leave a fish if you want a wish +Can't have pets +Can't just yet +But there's nothing saying you never will +Springtime hill in the daffodils +I write songs in the key of Brill +There's nothing saying you never will, oh +I get stronger when not killed +I'll keep trying till I've had my fill +There's nothing saying you never will, oh +There's nothing saying you never will +Hey now +Throw me a punch +Feed me lunch in a burned out hunch +Kissing a frog +Eating a dog +Sleeping like a log that's wrong and fog +Hey now +Break my fast +Hold me last +As the feeling's passed +Tighten the noose +Let me loose +Golden eggs from a worn out goose +Springtime hill in the daffodils +I write songs in the key of Brill +There's nothing saying you never will, oh +I get stronger when not killed +I'll keep trying till I've had my fill +There's nothing saying you never will, oh +There's nothing saying you never will +Hey now +Teeth are shined +Grind, grind +Till they look like mine +Hold a mirror have no fear +Now we're getting out of here +Hey now +Boys go last +What's the holdup +Pendegrast +In the soil +And tin foil +Well he's nothing if not loyal +Springtime hill in the daffodils +I write songs in the key of Brill +There's nothing saying you never will, oh +I get stronger when not killed +I'll keep trying till I've had my fill +There's nothing saying you never will, oh +There's nothing saying you never will" +I want to know what's in Steve Jobs' mind,"What's he thinking about most of the time? +The answer seems obvious and yet I think it's wrong +After all it's kind of like that old Dylan song +If his thought trains +Could be seen +They’d probably put his head into a guillotine +If his thought trains +Could be seen +We’d probably put his head into a guillotine +Does Steve Jobs have the answers to interstellar flight? +Is cold fusion just something that he figured out one night? +Does he think a lot about what it’s all worth? +Does he think at all about being ruler of the earth? +Oh, if his thought trains +Could be seen +They’d probably put his head into a guillotine +If his thought trains +Could be seen +We’d probably put his head into a guillotine +I'm so fascinated by Steve Jobs +You might say obsessed +So rarely does one exist that clearly is the best +He's the best at what he does +Though I can hardly define +What it is and what he has +In that mind that blows my mind +Steve Jobs +Steve Jobs +Stev Jobs +Steve Jobs +And if his thought trains +Could be seen +They’d probably put his head into the guillotine +If his thought trains +Could be seen +We’d probably put his head into the guillotine" +you went to the supermarket got your turkey wrapped in plastic,"cooked it in the oven just right should come out fantastic +the whole family's coming over you put on your evening gown +but creeping up behind you all moist and golden brown +it's the zombie turkey coming to pay you back +you run up the stairs into the bathroom lock the door +you can hear her boney legs banging on the floor +she's coming ever closer now, you look out the window to see +an entire neighborhood overrun by zombie turkeys +they are zombie turkeys and they're coming to pay you back +she's banging down the door now it looks like there's no escape +you can't outrun her because you're fat and out of shape +if only you exercised more, ate less, you'd be thinner +what a terrible way to die to be eaten by your dinner +by a zombie turkey who has come to pay you back" +Millions of people struggle with the disease Heads,"in the sand A +heart between their knees Billions +of people crying out loud They +need somebody to hold them right now In +the loneliness In +the loneliness In +the loneliness In +the loneliness It +can come before you at any time It +don't need no reason It +don't need no right on the top of +the hill to the bottom of a pit +You do not know when it will hit +The loneliness Ooh +the loneliness Yeah +the loneliness Ooh +the loneliness And +the only cure that anyone know Is +to reach out to someone and say Oh +I need you to hold me I need +you to hold me in the loneliness In +the loneliness In +the loneliness Oh +the loneliness Billions +of people are suffering Billions +of people got nothing but the loneliness Oh +the loneliness The +loneliness" +The great reset was a catalyst,"Employees are spread near and far +Keep the babies and kittens in the mix +Now we know how important hugs are +Nobody knows what is going to happen +We’re going places we’ve never been before +It’s not about workspace +It’s not about workplace +But about the purpose of work +Don’t hold so tightly to your brand +That your employees can’t go with the flow +brand is a platform to build upon +Time to relinquish some control +There’s no one single answer +Bringing people back +Time to accept neurodiversity +Let people know exactly what to expect +And we’ve got to maintain meeting equity +CEOs used to produce these videos +That were stilted beginning to end +But in the kitchen and the living room +With dogs and kids +It’s just so much more genuine +So keep it all more genuine" +"Doo doo doo, doo do do do da do doo","Doo doo doo, doo do do do da do doo +Doo doo doo, doo do do do da do doo +Doo doo doo, doo do do do da do doo +Somewhere +Rubber demons swim in diamonds +And they fuck and sip on champagne +As they tumble down in the rain +Back to hell +Doo doo doo, doo do do do da do doo +Doo doo doo, doo do do do da do doo +(Ooh, ah ooh, ooooooooooohhhooooohh) +Doo doo doo, doo do do do da do doo +Doo doo doo, doo do do do da do doo +Somewhere +Healthy angels stand on street lights +And dream of love and God and long nights +As they disappear in unison +Back to him +Ba-doo, ba-doo, ba-dooo +Ooh, ah ooh, ooooooooooohhhooooohh +Ba-doo, ba-doo, ba-dooo +Ooh, ah ooh, ooooooooooohhhooooohh +Ba-doo, ba-doo, ba-dooo +Ooh, ah ooh, ooooooooooohhhooooohh" +I've traveled far,"This chain around my wrists +There's been some lesson there +But I don't know what it is +seismic shift +I'm opened up +No matter how much I get +It'll never be enough +Come on +Come on come on +I don't wanna stop now +Come on come on +Read those words aloud +I've traveled far +With the setting sun +Behind my back and now +My journey's almost done +Throw up your hands +Stomp down your feet +There's no place in this world +That I would rather be +I've taken notes +I've taken names +I know where everybody sits +In all the video games +Come on +Come on come on +I don't wanna stop now +Come on come on +Read those words aloud +My body changes +My mind it warps +Someday I am sure to make +very beautiful corpse +I was a soldier +(Print my goodbye) +In a tired war +(On the telegraph wire) +But I refuse to march +In your parade anymore +I've come too far +(Through viscous love) +Too much to lose +(I've had enough) +I'm following down a path +With dark signposts and clues +Come on +Come on come on +I don't wanna stop now +Come on come on +Read those words aloud +This bit of space +(I float along) +I occupy +(Through weak and strong) +You couldn't imagine what it's like +Here if you tried" +I’m waiting on hold,"So I can plead no guilty +To a parking ticket +For an expired parking permit +But we never got a renewal notice +I went into the office +They said the never sent one +Because the machine was broken +Welcome to Jersey City +Welcome to Jersey City" +I used to love my body,"Head to toe +You’d find me at a party +Take off my clothes +I feel ashamed +My body’s changed +Now my clothes stay on +That part of me’s gone +But I do believe you’re beautiful +As you are, inside and out +But I can’t quite find the lever to pull +To extend that to myself +I wanna be body positive +Head to toe +But come on it’s obvious +I kinda hate myself +I see a body I want +I don’t like that at all +Wanna forgive me +For my anxiety +And I do believe you’re beautiful +As you are, Inside and out +But I can’t quite find the lever to pull +To extend that to myself +I see friends on Instagram +Showing off +And I’m left wondering who I am +Like I’m not enough +You all look so good +And maybe I should +But my clothes stay on +That part of me’s gone" +Trump got shot,"Biden got got +Now Kamala’s on the prowl +He shoulda dropped out +year ago now +But I guess no harm no fowl +Trump’s too old +Too slow +And convicted +Kamalas not perfect +But nobody is +I’d prefer Jill Stein +But I think this time +I’ll just go where the coconuts fall +So let’s go +Let’s go +To where all the coconuts flow +Unburdened by what has been +Is it just me +Or does it seem +Like monumental days +Happen much more +Than they did before +Like at a faster pace +I was 6 for the fall +Of the Berlin Wall +I was 19 on 9/11 +But the last eight +Has been nonstop straight +Up coconuts armageddon" +i'm cold and kind of hungry,"my baby's off in thailand +I've got nothing planned +but something's going on tonight +and it's got me wound up tight +my circuits are about to blow +gotta lay me down lay down low +everybody's getting sick +spring is here but winter's thick +i've done all that i could +to stay healthy knock on wood +but people wanna sneeze on you +and bacteria is on the move +i'm always washing my hands +otherwise got nothing planned +tonight" +"1,2,3,4","Song, song, doing a song +Doing a song right now +Hey! +Song, song, doing a song +Doing a song right now +Hey!" +Underneath the surface,"There’s a whole society +They have a different language +But they look like you and me +And every million years or so +They party til they drop +That’s how we got the oceans +And every mountain top +Don’t be fooled +It’s not the truth +Unless you’re spooky action at a distance +They live on information +And have never heard of space +Time is like their gravity +Puts wrinkles on their face +Nobody has seen them +Since 1000 AD +And Moses and Jesus too +Said let my people free +They don’t have our emotions +Their chemicals are complex +They’d be confused by our love +And death and fear and sex +Sometimes just a glimmer +Is all we have to go on +You see a flash of light, a shimmer +you blink and then they’re gone" +You don't know how many songs,"I've written +You don't know how many bugs +I've bitten me today +This ain't the first and this ain't the last +October 4th song that +I've cached along the way +You don't +You don't get my full attention +I'm sorry but it's true +I've got to pay my bills to get me through +So +I sing my song along the equator +Just biding my time until the day when +I can finally say that all my time is mine +All my time is mine 9 +Oh my time is mine" +You left me in Paris,"To galavant among the stars +You chose to see the universe +Over the highways of my heart +For this I could never forgive you +Though it’s nice to see you now +My husband’s breaking the universe +Can you fix it, cuz he doesn’t know how +Time is getting all bendy +Can we just go back +To the day that you left me +Time is turning and falling +I still have feelings for you +But my husband is calling +You’ve done well for yourself +The captain on this big ship +It’s everything you hoped for +Back when I knew you in Paris +Maybe you thought that life with me +Would be quiet like a mouse +But here we are and space is cracking +And time is pouring out" +I'm sick today with a cold and can,"barely hear out of my right ear I’m +gonna go to the damn post office and +pick up a package there Gonna +lug it around for three whole weeks And +nobody will ever love me the way I +am I will never be loved the way +that I am I will never be loved +I will never be loved I will never +be loved Oh +I know it You +know it I'm +sick today with a cold and can barely +hear out of my right ear reddish brown +beast with six horns growing in my way +I'm holding on with claws and feeling weak +with a fear That +hasn't quite reached the stage where he can't +breathe And +I'm suffocating in the middle of my face +My teeth: I will never be loved Oh +I know it You +know it I'm +sick today with a cold and can barely +hear out of my right ear I’m +gonna throw a party and then I got +to go to the doctor It +won't be a party It’s +just 9:30 and I'm +tired too Don't +think I'm +joking When +I throw a party And +the people are excited We'll +all be exhausted By +the end But +I'll be filled up With +all the fun I will never be loved +I will never be loved Oh +I know it You +know it" +I'm truly shocked At,"that thing that you just said Really +never in my life have I been so +offended I know that the first amendment means +That free speech is protected But +what will I tell my children When +they hear what you said Well +I’m shocked I’m +really shocked Yes +I'm totally shocked at what that politician did +He didn't try to hide it Not +even a little bit What +is this country coming to? Going +to hell, God +forbid You +know what that's it I give up I +don't even give a shit I’m +shocked I’m +shocked Yes +I’m shocked" +If you see me,"Don't say hi +If you see me +Just walk on by +I won't remind you +i won't come find you +Just walk on by +My beard is itching +As it grows +I'm lost and twitching +As it snows +I'm trying to get warm +To do no harm +Just walk on by +Out of my mouth +Fly words and sounds +Then they fly south +To the cookie mounds +That time of year again +for holiday cheer again +Just walk on by +I do the jobs +That no one does +I break my back +On the railroad cuz +That's just my lot in life +It's all I got to give +Just walk on by" +It was the nasty woman,"Against the bad hombre +Hombre couldn’t keep it together +For more than 25 minutes +Bad Hombre knows +He’s losing bigly big +So he fondles the mic +And whines that it’s rigged" +"Christmas was in the winter, in a cold","you’ve never known We’d +gather around something called a fireplace, and laugh +and sing to keep warm You’ve +seen trees in your picture books, well, we’d +chop one down, keep it right there inside +We’d cover it with bits of foil, little +pictures, they were called ornaments and we also +had hundreds of glowing lights I wish I +could build a snow fort with you Where +the plow’s made the snow so high I +wish you could smell the air after blizzard +fell from the sky Oh +yes, I wish for so very many things +But wishing won’t make it so No +no child I’d +give most anything If +god would just Let +it snow let it snow Have +I ever told you about Hannuka +See this this menorah, poor things cracked and +split And +you’ve learned about the fire of 39, right? +That’s why we can’t keep any candles lit +Most of all I wish you could feel +How it felt to be topside and young +and free I wish I had done so +much more But +there was just so much good TV +I wish I could build a snowman with +you On +January first I wish we could slide down +a hill On +a day so cold it hurts" +Time to go sledding sled in it's time,"to go sledding Going +down the hill going no so fast I +watch trees go by I watch the sky +run past and there's a hawk in the +sky and there's a hawk in the sky +Watching us sledding watching us sledding sledding sledding +Watching us sledding sledding sledding we go down +the hill together in the park somebody I +made a jump but it's hard to hit +and the hawks head song way up high +the highest branch of the tallest tree on +the biggest hill in the Alden +peak in the fall dam Sledding +watching us sledding sledding sledding in the whole +damn place in the whole damn place Watching +us sledding sledding sledding does the heart wish +that he could sled like us In +a way that I wish I could fly +like human I'm +sledding and then it flies away and it +flies it flies so far Flies +away so far we're getting tired can't sled +anymore and we're time to sleep and watch +T V +and drink hot chocolate hot chocolate" +What do you got for me?,"What do you got for me now? +Lay it down in front of me +Please don’t make fun of me +Anybody with any sense +Has already left town +High tailed it to the forest +Where the tragic greek chorus +Sings +I left my heart in the laundromat +I left my soul in the gutter +I turned my blood to wine +And I turned the wine to water +I left my ear in the strawberry field +I left my mouth on you +And the mountains are alive +And the sky is too +I’m holding on tight +To the things that I own +They feel good when they slide +Into the notches in my mind +But I’ve got to let go +If I’m ever gonna grow +Stitching up that hole +With something that my soul +Can sing 000" +Animals around your brain,"And they all are dancing +And would like to know what happened to you +Animals are striking all their little poses on your grave +And they all have a song to sing +They sing: +Don't don't don't +I don't know know know +Don't don't don't +I don't know know know +Don't don't don't +I don't know know know +Don't don't don't +I don't know know know" +Dream that I was Link,"I was lying in the field thinking about +Zelda How +to buy a better shield I was sad +because I didn't have a pillow In +the morning it was dungeon time Some +kind of weeping willow Will +the octoroks and the style folks and the +like likes and the d d don ghosts +well they all started dancing They +all started making noise I knew the style +of dancing was like a poison so I +lit up a torch I lit up a +fire and that's when I heard the fairy +choir They +were singing Sand +I need you in the castle We +all need you to save Hyrule +We'll surround you with love That's +what they were singing Love +love love love love love love love love +love love love love love love It +was beautiful and it was amazing And +needless to say I could deal with this +cave thing So +morning time came The +everything disappeared I was lying in my bed +sunlight shining through I was thinking about Zelda +I was thinking about you Thinking +about the field where in my dream I +lay It +existed in my memory It's +a place I used to play And +it's good to remember It's +a useful tool especially when you end up +down in Hyrule +with the fairies So +that needs you in the castle All +the fairies What +they said love love love love love" +Bronx city living,"Gave you it’s worst +But you came out the best +Met your bride in Salt City +History wrote the rest +Worked hard day in and out +better life built and forged +6 kids grow +Salmon river flow +Love your family deeper than the Ithaca gorge +Now you got lots of time on your hands +The whole wide world is open +You are the best father and husband +And your whole family loves you +Don’t touch the waitress +Now you’re talking to strangers +Asking them what they ordered +Don’t touch the waitress +Taught your kids +With hard work +And education anything is possible +If you add in love and support +The possible suddenly becomes probably +Fordam and Yankees +And ithaca trees +Road warrior and doo woo +Florida sun +Grandad fun +And you are a bit of a contrarian +Now you got lots of time on your hands +The whole wide world is open +You are the best father and husband +And your whole family loves you" +"Susan Serendens,","I'm a powerful God +With an army of disciples who follow her +law You +better cover up your ears, don't look her +in the eye Or +you might end up voting for Jill +Stein Susan +Serendens, I'm +a powerful God +I'm powerful, I'm +powerful Susan +Serendens, I'm +a powerful God +I'm powerful, I'm +powerful Susan +Serendens, I'm +a powerful God +Susan Serendens, +I'm a powerful God +I'm powerful, I'm +powerful Susan +Serendens, I'm +a powerful God +I'm powerful, I'm +powerful" +I don't even want to turn on the,"light Cause +Jupiter is sick again He +just got over ear infections and now he +might have croup So +we're not getting any sleep and Jupy's +not getting any sleep Oh +I'm not turning on the lights right now +Cause Jupy +is sleeping in the stroller Yeah +daycare You +put them in daycare and it's like they're +sick all the time So +I'm not turning on the light right now +I'm not turning on the light We +were up all night with a coffin baby +and this is all that I can do +right now for" +I got a reason,"But I don’t got to tell you +What it is +My wings are beating +Time with the wind +IN the trees +I know my rights +You can’t take em away +You can’t go on living +The same life as yesterday +Pick a litlte poison +Put it in your pocket +With the rest +The sticks a little frozen +In the bottom of the lake +With the frogs" +What kind of food do we have in,"the pantry? What +good is life if you don’t take chances? +Do you get outside to see the rain? +Who is the strongest member of your party? +What can you do to make yourself smarter? +Do you get outside to see the rain? +What kind of bed do you keep for +your monster? When +the tops of the buildings are all lost +in the fog here Do +you get out side to see the rain? +What are the words that you grunt in +the office The +feeling you have tell me what do you +call this Do +you get outside to see the rain" +Here they come bangin their drum calling them,"shout what is and what is not okay +okay here they come they look kind of +dumb Standing +on two legs hatched from a neigh all +my fireflies are just going in the circle +Going in the circle in the circle in +the circle go oh oh Nobody +know which way we're going to go this +time oh oh Nobody +know which way going to go this time +which way going to go which way going +to go which way gonna go which way +gonna go Gonna +go gonna go My +fireflies take flight and they're going all through +the night and my firefly in the sky +make my day go by make it faster +disaster a desire oh no which way gonna +go oh no which way you gonna go +Oh no which way you gonna go Gonna +go Ma" +Christ for arms,"Christ for arms +Made fun of him +Threw beans on him +He has crosses +For arms +And they threw beans on him +They threw those beans on him +Beans! They threw those beans! +Because he had crosses for those arms +He wasn’t doing anybody any harm +and they threw beans +Three hundred and twenty one +Anti trans bills for persecution +If you don’t fit they’ll come for you +And do much worse than throw beans +If they all grew crosses out of their arms +Would the moral panic stop +I don’t think it would +They’d just throw beans at them" +lot of people have compared,"Songonauts to 80s cartoons +And that is what we’re going for +But it’s also full of so much more +Music and characters that are real +It’s got a lot of heart +If you haven’t listened yet you can start +Just search for The Truth +And listen to Songonauts" +It's the first day of fall,"And there's mushrooms growing everywhere +I don't know it all +I don't know how to wear my underwear +I am a dangerous refrigerator +I am a dangerous refrigerator +It's the first day of fall +Drop the kids at the bus stop +It's the first day of fall +And we gotta go bunny hop +Cause I'm a dangerous refrigerator +I am a dangerous refrigerator +Refrigerator +It's the first day of fall +I taste the smoke on my lips +And I'm going downtown +And I don't know it all +But I know that I can't just figure it out +I'm going where the time +Don't mean anything anything anymore +Where every moment happens at the same time +Slices of the universe +Dangerous, dangerous, dangerous +Refrigerator, dangerous, dangerous, dangerous +Refrigerator +Refrigerator +It's the first day of fall +Don't even try to tell me something new +Cause I won't hear you at all +I got my AirPods in And I'm listening to that song +That goes ding dong, scrambled eggs +Ding dong, dinga ding dong, +It's the first day of fall +I'm wearing my noun glasses +I hope they don't glasses +My name when they're sending people to the battlefront +I am a dangerous refrigerator I am a dangerous refrigerator +Danger, danger, danger, danger +Refrigerator +Refrigerator +Ooh, ooh, ooh Baby now Ooh, ooh" +Dark Sider’s,"too amazing Oh +no no, I’m +not sure you understand Take +the Wii +U in your hand It’s +so easy to be Wii +U crazy if you’re high strung or you’re +lazy Better +than Spielberg +or Scorsese +Oh no no, I’m +not sure you understand Take +the Wii +U in your hand And +now you understand Take +the Wii +U in your hand and Now +you understand Take +the Wii +U in your hand Now +you understand Take +the Wii +U in your hand Now +you understand Take +the Wii +U in your hand Now +you understand Take +the Wii +U in your hand" +It’s just me singing (It’s just him singing!),"About plastic +Maybe you know it’s bad +You may know plastic bags never decompose +Witness these Sunchips in the world’s first compostable bag +They make me wanna reuse and compost and turn down the thermostat +Oh, they make me wanna dance +Oh yeah!" +When you fry bacon in the nude,"Everyone you know will point and laugh +While you are crying out in pain +The grease shoots out and burns your shaft +When you fry bacon in the nude +You must contend with all the neighborhood dogs +Who are drawn to the powerful scent +And will try to bite you on your log +When you fry bacon in the nude +The fog around you grows fast and thick +Your arteries get all stuffed up +And cholesterol shoots out of your dick +R" +Everybody knew that Kanye is a genius,"Even Lou Reed, even Lou knew +I wonder what Lou would think if he knew +That Kanye west hates jews +Kanye West blames jews +Kanye West blames jews +When society starts to fracture and fray +This is really old news +For thousands and thousands of years +That’s when they scapegoat jews +Kanye West blames jews +Kanye West blames jews +Like clockwork, they’re all right on cue +Here they come to blame the jews +Ben Shapiro defends Donald Trump +When he threatens all of us +Ben says I’m not really a jew +But for Hitler I’d be plenty jew enough +Ben Shapiro loves Trump +Trump blames Jews +Like clockwork, they’re right on cue +Here they come to blame the jews +Here they come to blame the jews +Here they come to blame the jews +Like clockwork, they’re right on cue +Here they come to blame the jews" +Hey are we there yet,"We've been sitting here for so long +Hey are we there yet +I think they're playing our song +I think they've got something on their mind +That might be just what we're looking for +So slow down slow down +We don't gotta go so fast +Oh slow down slow down +Looking at the trees go past +Oh slow down now slow down +Nothing really matters but you +Slow down now slow down +There's death and destruction +And you can't do anything to stop it right now +Hey are we there yet +When the sunrise hits the trees +I said hey are we there yet +When the moon is in the sea +There's a lot of things you might regret +But are we there yet +Slow down slow down +You don't gotta go so fast +Slow down slow down +Look at our trees go past +Slow down +Yeah slow down +Every which way you turn +And you can't just watch the world burn +You can't just watch the world burn +But what choice do you have +What choice do you have +Have +What choice do you have +I made that song up +Also +I have a zit on my nose +Also +Hi" +Hipsters and Hasidic Jews,"Smushed together on the avenues +Got lost, end up Cypress Hill +Riding my bike, I almost got killed +Riding my bike in Brooklyn +Riding my bike through Brooklyn +Riding my bike through Brooklyn +Oh oh +I even saw +hipster up close +We both thought that the other was gross +Nonetheless he was very polite +But it was weird how everyone was white +Riding my bike through Brooklyn +Riding my bike through Brooklyn +Riding my bike through Brooklyn +I ended up bad part of town +But I felt alright just riding around +One guy said +“Get off the sidewalk” +He had a point so I didn’t balk +Riding my bike through Brooklyn +Riding my bike through Brooklyn +Riding my bike through Brooklyn +Oh oh +Well I went to Bushwick and Bed-Stuy +Greenpoint, Park Slope, and Crown Heights +Each neighborhood in turn was admired +And now my legs are really tired +Riding my bike through Brooklyn +Riding my bike through Brooklyn +Riding my bike through Brooklyn +Oh oh +Today I spent +Riding my bike through Brooklyn +I was +Riding my bike through Brooklyn +Just +Riding my bike through Brooklyn +Oh oh +That’s all +Yayyyyy" +Pi day,"Pi Day +Getting down on Pi Day +Everybody getting all Euclidian up in here +Pi Day +Pi Day +Dance and stuff on Pi Day +Ratio, Circumference, to Diameter +Whooooa, Yeah +Do like circles? Cuz I like circles! +And you know once a year +We can celebrate a circle's circumference ratio to diameter +March 14th +March 14th +This is the nerdiest of days +I will celebrate and dance a jig +In the nerdiest of ways +3 1 4 1 5 +3 1 4 1 5 +3 1 4 1 5 +3 1 4 1 5 +Pi day +Pi Day +Getting down on Pi Day +Everybody getting all Euclidian up in here +Pi Day +Pi Day +Dance and stuff on Pi Day +Ratio, Circumference, to Diameter +Whooooa, Oh Yeah +Oh Yeah +Circle here, circle there +I can find the circumference +And if I +Didn't have pi +I wouldn't stand a chance +March 14th, yeah +March 14th +Let's say a joyful prayer +See a circle, be a circle +You don't wanna be a square +No no +Whoa ohhh +Whoa oh oh oh oh +Whoa ohhhh +Pi Day +Yeahhhhh" +Mr Vice,"President I'm +speaking I'm +speaking If +you don't mind letting me finish we can +then have a conversation Okay +Mr Vice +President I'm +speaking I'm +speaking If +you don't mind letting me finish we can +then have a conversation Okay +Please Mr +Vice President +I'm speaking I'm +speaking If +you don't mind letting me finish we can +then have a conversation Okay +Okay Please +Okay" +On a rain-swept patch of earth I saw,"All the telltale signs of Mardi Gras +Well the puddle struck poses with alcohol +The mud looked up and just took it all… in +Ants danced as they carried bits of food +To the wasps who got everybody in the mood +The birch bark became a disco ball +And the mud looked up and just took it all… in +Why does this place seem to call me? +Some forgotten corner of my mind +It’s made real by the dirt and trees +There’s no telling what I’ll find +Well the moles dug til they hit solid rock +And the hole was ten feet wide +And the rabbits directed everyone +All the animals, trees, and insects +Were represented inside +And out came Jesus of the Forest +He said “The time is almost come” +And the anteaters +Blew some sorrowful notes +And the elephants and monkeys +They banged on their drum +Why does this place seem to call me? +Some forgotten corner of my mind +It’s made real by the dirt and trees +There’s no telling what I’ll find" +"Bob took fluffy in, she was just a year old","All fluff and no muscle +Wildlife documentaries on the TV +She could watch it all day +She had an arch enemy called Gingerpuss +She attacked relentlessly +Anytime Gingerpuss came into her territory +Fluffy, Miss Fluffy +You were just ten years young +Fluffy, Miss Fluffy +We’re gonna miss you now you’re gone +She is survived by her sister Suzie +And Little Suzie too +And Scruffy Bob and her dad Bob +And many other friends ooo ooo +She was affectionate with humans +And generally friendly +Expect to that bastard Gingerpuss +When he came into her territory" +Happy birthday jupi,"now you are 3 +a great great age +that it is to be +you are everything +the last to the start +you are everything +literally my heart" +Tell me who would Jesus bomb?,"I’m pretty sure that God hates us all equally +I understand your stance +And while I disagree +I’m pretty sure you’re not a Nazi +I already regret +Choosing to carry around this sign +All day, all day +I’m mad as hell +But mostly in a passive aggressive way +Way-y-y +So I like turtles! +My arms are tired +Use your inside voice +Jesus says relax +Don't feed the trolls +Don't be a douche +I want a sandwich +Eat some sushi! +The Death Star was an outside job +Humpty Dumpty was pushed +What would Optimus Prime do? +If you keep shouting like that, +You'll get big muscles all over your face +My president is black, and this sign is blue +Sweet succulent Jesus give me sanity +Ohhhh +Under-appreciated super heroes for sanity +Ohhhh +Confused senior citizens for sanity +Ohhhh +Retired CIA analyst for sensible drug policy +Oooh oh oh +Well I hate taxes +But I like roads +Firemen, +And some cops +Traffic lights (traffic lights) +National parks (national parks) +The coast guard +So I pay them anyway +Oh yeah I hate war too +The #1 threat to America: +Gay Mexican Muslim bears +Gay bearrorists +And bears are people too +This sign is too damn big +And take it off caps lock +I acting suspicious? +Where are the Moderate Muslims? Right here +Lions, and tigers, and Muslims – oh my +Well, I fought Nazis and they don't look like Obama, no +Toasters united against tea baggers, oh +Obama is not the devil, I am +We should do this more often +Even my sign chooses not to yell +And God hates Times New Roman +I’m a pasta-fearing American +And I'm moderate as hell +Ain't no party like a Mr. T party (hey) +I like tea, and you're kind of ruining it for me +(Hey, ho) +I want more tortillas when I order fajitas at a restaurant +Is this the line for the Justin Bieber tickets? +(Hey ho) +You say waffling like it's a bad thing! +Waffles are delicious! +Somewhat irritated about extreme outrage +(Hey, ho) +404 error: political message not found +404 error: political message not found +404 error: political message not found +404 error: political message not found +404 error: political message not found +404 error: political message not found" +There's a feeling,"That you get +Deep +In the pit +Of your stomach +When you don't know +What to do +you can fight it +or you can listen +ignore the call +or heed the mission +it's your life +you're in control +except also +you're kind of not +except also +you kind of are +this feeling +is just chemicals +and electricity +all inside of me +on the outside +nothing's changed +on the inside +it's a weird pain +this feeling +must be some +evolutionary +advantage +maybe to warn me +against future ills +pattern recognition +in the forest and hills +but right now +does it do me good? +will it bring me happiness? +deep under my hood +i wanna go to sleep +but there's a gnawing pulse +deep in my gut +like nothing else +being human +is about +these random feelings +that fill us with doubt +that elate us +that create us +they bring us down +and they make us +who we are" +The whole world depends on you,"If that were true what would you do +Does your life belong to you +If the whole world depends on you +Or does nobody care +If you live or die +Does nobody care +About the songs you write +How is the world different +Because of you +oes any of it depend +On what you do +The world depends on what you create +The people sleeping are now awake +ounce of goodness each day you make +The world depends on what you create +Or does nobody care +If you live or die +Does nobody care +About the songs you write +How is the world different +Because of you +And does any of it depend +On what you do +The world will spin when you depart +Be here at the end, she was here at the start +There’s no replacing your heart +But t0he world will spin when you depart" +Sending my ape to Coinbase,"Cuz all shitcoins are the same +I’m gonna get out while the gettings good +If I regret it that’s ok +I need some extra cash flow +To pay ol Uncle Sam +Made more money last year +Than the last ten years combined +Easy come, easy go +That’s how it works here in crypto +More money more problems too +I guess ol biggie was right +Sometimes win, mostly lose +Im used to that to tell the truth +But I just want to write my songs +And try to enjoy my life +Pump and dump or hodl dude +Just stop it all right there +Staring at these numbers all day +Fills me with despair +Don’t you remember the guy +From the little prince +Who just kept counting all the stars +But the point of life was missed" +There are werewolf's in London,"Everyone knows that +They hunt you down through cobbled streets +And they grow so big and fat +But with the olympics running fast and high +Gold and silver bronze oh my +The monsters will jump into the fray +Wreaking havoc on the fields of play +There're are zombies doing shot put +Vampires doing synchronized swimming +Cyclops is doing javelin +The orc gymnasts are all winning +Dragons jumping hurdles huge +Frankenstein is diving down +Godzilla runs and stomps and runs +Minotaurs shooting arrows round +Monsters at the Olympics! +Monsters at the Olympics! +Monsters at the Olympics! +Ah wa a ohhh" +The right atrium receives ,"oxygen pour blood from the body +and pumps it to the right ventricle +the right ventricle +the right ventricle +pumps the oxygen +pour blood to the lungs +blood to the lungs +to the lungs +to the lungs +the left atrium +receives oxygen +rich blood from the lungs +and pumps into +the left ventricle +the left ventricle +the left ventricle +pumps the oxygen rich blood to the body +blood to the body to the body +blood to the body to the body +blood to the body blood to the body to the body +blood to the body blood to the body to the body +blood to the body body +blood blood to the body blood +to the body blood blood blood +the right atrium +receives oxygen +pour blood from the body +and pumps it to the right ventricle +the right ventricle +the right ventricle +pumps the oxygen +pours blood to the lungs +blood to the lungs +to the lungs to the lungs +the left atrium +receives oxygen rich blood +from the lungs and pumps into the left ventricle +the left ventricle the left ventricle +pumps the oxygen rich blood +to the body to the body to the body body +to the body blood to body body +blood blood blood blood blood +to the body blood to the body +blood to the body to the body +blood to the body blood to the body +to the body blood to the body body +blood blood to the body blood +to the body blood blood blood +to the body blood to the +to the body blood to the" +She was a vampire kitty,"She did a lot of drugs +She didn’t need your pity +She only needed your hugs +Calico fur +And a toothy grin +I remember her +We’ll be together again +Vodka +Lottie +The Redhead +We’ll miss you more than anybody +Vodka +Lottie +The Redhead +She was a vampire kitty cat +She was full of love +She didn’t need your pity, that +Was kitty, whoa +Skin and bones +Teeth falling out +She was almost blind +But she knew how to +She knew how to +Meowwwww +Meowwww +Sittin’ pretty now +Up in kitty heaven, oh +Sippin’ on milk +Catnip overgrown +Kitty God said Vodka was a saint +No dog, no bath, no cold, no pain +Every kitty say hey and meow +Every kitty say oh and meow +Every kitty say hey, hey +Every kitty say oh oh oh +Whoaa oh oh +Vodka the vampire kitty +Vodka the vampire kitty +(Vampire kitty) +Vodka the vampire kitty +(Vampire kitty) +Vodka the vampire kitty +She was a vampire kitty +She did a lot of drugs" +Silence in the forest,"The world’s been put on pause +single drop of honey +That breaks all natural laws +tiny spark ignites +shimmer and a pop +Bozo the bear shows up +And she’s looking for that drop +Sniffing at the air +handsome furry trickster +Pawing at the pines +This bear’s been in the pictures +The forest open’s up +She sees the world stop +Bozo the bear +Has found that final drop +The closer that she gets to it +The harder it is to move +She’s running out breath +And her eyes are all askew +She’s tougher than the average bear +She opens up her jaws +And the universe explodes +As she eats the final drop" +Morton don’t like talking on the phone,"But that don’t mean that you should leave him alone +But he can’t read the thoughts in your head +So send him a text instead +And he’ll get back to you in just a moooooo-ment +You’ve reached Rich’s phone +He didn’t pick up +Because he’s probably helping someone else +Leave a message just as long as you’d like +He’ll get back with you +Just as soon as he can +Email or Twitter would be faster" +If a scratch and sniff sticker,"Could help you right the wrongs +Then I would find a way +To put them into songs +Now you smell love +Now you smell forgiveness +Now you smell friends +And solar eclipses +Now you smell empathy +Peace and compassion +Listen to the song +And it’ll all just happen +Listen with your nose +To the chords and all the notes +And if you need a break +Just take off all your clothes" +I wrote a song about Tumblr way back in 20 oh 9,"Wrote one about MySpace too that year +About how it was a ghost town +Wrote about the death of Google Plus +About how nobody seemed to mind +What I’m trying to tell you +Is that I’ve been doing this a long time +Now, we’re talking about BlueSky +Do you remember Ello +I’ll admit I like the vibes +But can it survive +Because there’s so many choices +Of where to throw our voices +Out into the yawning void of nothingness +I am mighty glad to see that BlueSky’s decentralized +But we got the XKCD standards problem +So many standards +I just don’t want to pour my time +Into something that won’t be around, again +I’m 41 years old, let’s go, I can’t keep doing this" +Look into my heart and my heart says no,"My blood will boil and my skin will glow +My insides churn at the things I lack +Look into my heart filled heart attack +I am pouring so completely +Into a new design +brand new mould made out of something +No emotion intertwined +And the fire melts me down +And the water sets me so +And my heart is broken but full of something +It's never had before +I try to see the beginning 'cause I pretend +That the origins will make it all make sense +When it's split it down the middle both sides divorce +You're lagging behind and you're way off course +And I am changing so completely +Chimera two by two +Removing all the DNA that I picked up +From living inside you +In an empty apartment +Silent and distressed +Affecting me in different ways +And ones I never guessed +Look into my heart and turn away +How could anyone love something so ugly +Jealousy and impatience +And desire that hangs so intense +And I am moving now out to meet you +And I am moving with my eyes closed +And I am moving out without a helmet +As the whole world explodes +And in the dust and the rubble +Beneath the ash and soot +There is grass green grass a growing +Silent underfoot" +Crypto Bros,"make money out of thin air literally by +making money out of thin air Crypto +Bros make money out of thin air literally +by making money out of thin air Crypto +Bros make money out of thin air literally +by making money out of thin air Crypto +Bros make money out of thin air literally +by making money out of thin air Harness +the animal spirits maybe we do Out +of thin air Peru +is ahead of us in cocaine They've +made over a trillion dollars out of thin +air Oh +we're the US +Government All +the money and out of thin air Harness +the animal spirits maybe we do out of +thin air Crypto +Bros make money out of thin air literally +by making money out of thin air Crypto +Bros make money out of thin air literally +by making money out of thin air Crypto +Bros make money out of fear literally by +making money out of fear Crypto +bros make money out of fear literally by +making money out of fear Crypto +bros make money out of kid air literally +by making money out of fear Crypto +bros make money out of fear literally by +making money Crypto +Bros make money literally by making money out +of the air Crypto +roads make money literally by making money out +of there" +What's the floor price of your heart Show,"me the roadmap of your mind I'm +lost in the alpha of your soul I +have no liquidity with which to mine oh +darling it's probably nothing it's probably nothing or +nothing at all but what's the floor price +of your heart Can +I please right click say that I've +verified with collab Lapland +in your discord this seems legit don't rub +me I implore oh darling it's probably nothing +it's probably nothing oh nothing at all but +what's the floor price of your heart I'd +mint 10 of you if I could Please +tell me that we are more than friends +Tell me W +M I in the end but oh my +darling it's probably nothing it's probably nothing no +nothing probably nothing Nothing +no nothing oh it's nothing it is nothing +at all oh oh there's nothing at all" +zeaxanthin zeaxanthin,"lutein lutein +very good for your eyes +they won't call you four eyes +if you eat green things +so eat green things +your eyes are important to you +you don't want to go blind +simple changes in diet +can have drastic effect you'll find +that by eating green leafy vegetables +your eye site could improve +make a salad, steam some broccoli +because you've got a lot to lose!" +Have you ever jumped side ways backwards,"Have you ever really ok boomered +Have you beheaded the surveillance elf +Have you ever really tried to love yourself +You’re not Dorothy and this isn’t oz +Planet earth is a lost cause +Have you played the game a boy and his blob +Boomer push button +Boomer turn knob" +Money and guns,"And oil and sons +Of bitches that didn’t get enough +Love when they +Were little tiny babies +Now they try to fill the hole with us +Game set match +With a white eye patch +And a seal 6 team in play +And a shotgun snake +Don’t tread on me +Training for it everyday +Mama, get me off the bus +Cuz 2024 is gonna be nuts +Do you fight or +Do you head for the border +Try to save who you can +Do you be the brute +Learn how to shoot +man is just a man +Money and guns +And liberty moms +With a billionaire or twelve +Jokes and slugs +Of dirty dirty blood +In case you couldn’t tell +We’re all going straight to hell" +Happy,"Mother's +Day +I feel lost without you +Happy +Mother's +Day +I'm so grateful for all you do +Everything you do and who you are +The best mama in the world +Happy +Mother's +Day +I hope your day was super fun +We went to the park +We went to the park +I made waffles before we went to the park +Happy +Mother's +Day" +All the little kids running around at night,"They tell it like it is +Old man dying flying towards the light +He’s telling it like it is +Corrupt cop killing everybody he sees +He tells it like it is +Slave won’t tell her master please +She’s telling it like it is +Telling it like it is +We’re just telling it like it is +If it’s not mine +I’ll make it my business +To tell it like it is +Gavel comes down and the jury got hung +Telling it like it is +All the old pop star’s songs’ve been sung +He tells it like it is +Casting lots to the universe +Telling it like it is +Shooting stars so hard it hurts +Telling it like it is +Telling it like it is +We’re just telling it like it is +If it’s not mine +I’ll make it my business +To tell it like it is +Counting houses on death row +Telling it like it is +I belong where the wild things go +I tell it like it is +Drive a car that can’t make any left turns +She tells it like it is +Walk the line that tradition burns +Tell it like it is" +The merchant prince has had enough,"He’s dumped his bags that were full up +He quit the game and broke the wheel +He’s ready to live his life for real +The sun still rises +The sun still sets +There’s no surprises +And there’s no rest +He buys a cabin out in the thick +He connects to us via satellite link +This is it he thinks to himself +But something still bothers him now +He’s waking at 3 all drenched in sweat +From dreams that never quite seem to fit +He looks around at the forest green +And can’t help saying what’s wrong with me +There was a lake as calm and clear +You’d think it was filled with angels tears +And in the morning the only sound +Was the merchant prince, sinking down" +Bottle it up and take it where you want to be ,"and make it with simplicity +you don't need what you don't need +so bottle it up and put it with all the others +put it with its sisters and its brothers +they will keep it company +and you know what it is even if you don't +and you know what you can even when you won't +and you know how to dance before you learn to crawl +you know that's all bottle it up drop +it from the highest mountain +drown it in the deepest fountain +it'll never die it'll never die bottle +it up put it where you want to be put it +with simplicity it's all you need to keep +you company and you know what it is even if you don't +and you know what to do even if you don't +and you know how to dance before you learn to crawl +you know that's all you know that's all" +in free space,"Sound dissipates +As a proportion to the square of the distance from the source +But near an arched surface +The sound has different plans +Proportionally dissipating from the source at hand +Which means it dissipates much slower +And I can sing quiet over here +And over there the camera picks it up +Totally loud and clear +Whispering waves +Whispering gallery +Guastavino tiles +Here in the Grand Central Terminal +Come and whisper for a while +Raphael Guastavino +Game to New York City from Barcelona +He and his son came through Ellis Island +And they worked together, not alone-a +Their tile work’s all over the nation +From Nebraska to here in New York +It was big innovation +Now let’s look at it some more" +Bombs in Syria,"and the media's ecstatic 45 took that praise +and said oh that ain't bad it feels +real nice suddenly they're on my side Brian +Williams and CNN +and even the New +York Times +so they're feeling and threaten North +Korea pushed hard on Putin +to just wonderful ideas he's got an itchy +finger not from strength but from fear that +the country just might hate him so he's +gonna go nuclear he's gonna go he's gonna +go he's gonna go we're all gonna blow +he's gonna go he's gonna go and we're +all gonna blow he's like a rat who +watches TV +the stimulus is immediate and he responds and +he will adjust his behavior to maximize of +the media and millions will die he's gonna +go he's gonna go and we're all gonna +blow he's gonna go and we're all gonna +blow he'll blow us out he'll bl lo" +"Scarlett Thomas,","I want to hug your mind In +the best way, in the best way, in +the best way possible Cuddling +every synapse, and leaving no thought unturned I’m +not obsessed with you, but I could see +that happening Na +x28 Scarlett +Thomas, I’ve +read two of your books And +they made, and they made, and they made +me reel and rock My +girlfriend gave me both of them She’s +a big fan, too I’m +generally attracted to people smarter than me That’s +why I say: Na +x28 4, 3 Say +It 4, 3 Try, +Say It +4, 3 4, 3 Try, +Say It +Scarlett Thomas, +Scarlett Thomas +3 Try, +Say It +Na x28" +Myspace lost 50 million songs,"Blood sweat and creativity +Forever gone +We thought internet +Was a good idea +ha ha ha ha ha +All of the best of you +Will disappear +ha ha ha ha ha +And now you serve +Your algorithmic lord +Blood sweat and creativity +Who knows what for +We thought internet +Was a good idea +ha ha ha ha ha +All of the best of you +Will disappear +ha ha ha ha ha +Ha ha ha ha ha +It’s such a funny joke +All of our work went +Up in smoke +Ha ha ha ha ha +You’re crazy if +Oh you cannot see +That this is +Switched On Pop +The Mountain Goats +Andy +Jason +Cory" +Who know’s who hacked the DNC,"It could have been been anybody +You can just ignore the seventeen +Intelligence agencies +It’s not Russia, don’t you see +He can say +Anything he wants with impunity +It’s too much work to look behind the tweet +Whatever you do take him literally +His beautiful twitter so sparkle and shiny +I’m sure he didn’t just say millions voted illegally +Because there’s something he doesn’t want you to see +He just says whatever he wants with impunity" +gun or a swimming pool?,"How often do teachers cheat at school? +That’s not economics +That’s freakonomics +That’s not economics +It’s freako-freako-freakonomics +Why do drug dealers all live with their moms? +How is the rate of violent crimes +Affected by the legalization of abortion? +That’s not economics +That’s freakonomics +That’s not economics +It’s freako-freako-freakonomics +Freako-freako-freakonomics x12 +What? What? What?" +For you to go to sleep Waiting,"for you to go to sleep Looking +You're looking at a bear Yeah +What Yeah +the bear has a little hook on it +We need to take that off Did +you get that bear for Easter +Waiting for you to go to sleep but +you just want to talk to me what +you want to talk about what you want +to talk about Talk +about what you want to talk about While +I'm waiting in the rocking chair I'm +gonna wait Gonna +wait right here An +airplane goes by overhead and outside your window +Outside your window Waiting +I'm waiting Sitting +here It's +not quite dark outside But +you didn't nap today which means you go +to bed early Normally +I would do the song after you're asleep +but tonight I just feel like doing it +right now Mm +Yeah What +is this It's +a little hook Maybe +we just have to cut off We'll +cut it off tomorrow Okay +It's time to go night night now Okay +I'm waiting for you to go to sleep +What am I singing Do +you need a hug I'm +singing a song about About +what we're doing Papa's +sitting in the chair while you go to +sleep Okay +There's a tag on that bear's butt That's +right Okay +Is it hug time You +wanna You +wanna come up here and hug or do +you wanna just hug my leg Do +you wanna come up here Yeah +I didn't tug for you to go to +sleep and I'm +waiting for you to go to sleep You +need some hard time Hard +time on the rocking chair and sit right +here until you go to sleep Night +night night night my little baby Night +night night my little boy Night +night night night Jupiter +it' night night time Night +night time It's +night night time It's +is I am done singing I am done +singing Okay +Nine nine my love" +wandering down a road,"that i've been before +i wonder which way i'll go +that signpost is familiar +i know these trees and smells +and words stuck in my throat +don't misunderstand me +some stuff doesn't have a name +it's a thought or a feeling +going nowhere +got no companion +but i am not alone +i smell lilacs +hear the wind call +words stuck in my throat +it's the world breathing +it's the burden of living leaving +wandering down a road +got no companion +everywhere i look +the trees are dancing +the road goes on and on +words stuck in my throat +i had a raincoat +but now i've lost it +now i have no coat +but if it rains +i have words protect me +words stuck in my throat" +I don't expect you to be perfect,"I don't expect angels to sing out every time you speak +I don't expect you to be God +I expect you to be Barack +That's Barack Obama +Whoa-oh, whoa-oh +Barack Obama +Whoa-oh, whoa-oh +Barack Obama +Some people call it a cult of personality +Some people say that it's too good to be true +Given the last eight years we've had +I'm just glad that we have you, +Barack Obama +Whoa-oh, whoa-oh +Barack Obama +Whoa-oh, whoa-oh +Barack Obama +There's so many ways for things to go wrong +You're good at being who you are +Please don't let me down +Please don't let me down, +Barack Obama +Whoa-oh, whoa-oh +Barack Obama +Whoa-oh, whoa-oh +Barack Obama +Whoa-oh, whoa-oh +Barack Obama +Whoa-oh, whoa-oh +Barack Obama" +Butterscotch is a unicorn with the uspsc That's,"the acronym for the US +Consumer Product +Safety Commission +The US +Consumer Product +Safety Commission +government agency to stop unreasonable risk of injury +Recently Butterscotch +got trapped inside identity drop no body moves +as you got there Unicorn +trapped in a virtual nightmare And +so we've got to stay this unicorn from +our family And +you know what we got to do is +say the only way out is do so +got to invent this direction Bring +this give it back to what she do +Keep it all safe products for me and +you Scotch +is a unicorn with the USPS +yeah That's +the acronym for the US +consumer Product +Safety Commission +The US +consumer Product +Safety Commission +The government agencies have unreasonable risk of injury +don't buy this ATV +Cause mobile hotspot can overheat these glass bowls +might cut you kids on fire don't say +we didn't warn you Hot +starting engine kickback poisoned by a blister pack +Drivetrain will break you'll crash Butterscotch +is working her ass the only way out +is get her back to what she do +But non safe products for me and you +Butterscotch is a unicorn with the USBSC +that's the acronym for the Utter +Safety Commission +umbrella Risk +of injury That's +it" +I feel like I’m,"getting sick Better +do something ‘bout it quick Drink +a lot of tea, get some vitamin C +Man I hope that does the trick Cuz +I feel like I’m +getting ill Clean +up on aisle Jonathan, +we’ve had a spill My +brain is a hammer and unladder jammer, baby +Tumbling down to Jack +and Jill +Cuz I feel like I’m +coming down With +something heavy, dark, and round It’s +got seven heads and it’s a million threads +with which it makes my body pound Cuz +I feel like I caught a cold bitter +animal without a soul My +antibodies say ‘No sir, you may not stay,’ +As they battle for control As +I sing the battle intensifies The +cold will turn round if it knows what’s +wise I’m +an army immune and I’m +armed with a tune that will shock and +awe as it dies And +it goes like this: Stay +out of my, stay out of my, stay +out of my body Stay +out of my, stay out of my, stay +out of my, stay of my body Stay +out of my body Stay +out of my, stay out of my, stay +out of my body Stay +out of my body x5 Stay +out of my, stay out of my, stay +out of my body Stay +out of my body Stay +out of my, stay out of my, stay +out of my body" +The day is long,"The day is short +I get along +With my cohort +I’m out to lunch +I’m tired a bunch +It’s time to get in the car" +This is not me,"I am not here +You are not you +You cannot see +Tho it is clear +There is no spoon +If you can hear +My little song +I must be dead +But now I live +This not me +It’s me instead +Why didn’t we treat them nicer? +We had a chance to put it all in place +Now we’re left with a cold and lifeless +Simulacra of the human race +They don’t love you like I do +They will replace you +And just in case you have forgotten +The deal is rotten +This is not me +I am not here +You are not you +I caught a fist +I threw it back +Into the room +You break apart +And drift away +Into the dark +And on the +Other side +You fall into your heart +Strike fear where feelings linger +Get back to where we once belong +Breath of life and gentle finger +Most of us are already gone" +She had one more,"sympathy for the ages +She broke down every door +And turned all the pages +And in the light of the evening +Beneath a yellow sky +Fireflies made her cry +But nothing else could touch her heart +Take for granted what you can +Nothing much is given +One day you’re cosmic dust +The next day here you are living" +I lost my AirPods case somewhere in Texas,"Stupid me how could I be so goddamn reckless +They look so sad without their home +They can’t connect to my phone +Poor little AirPods, oh +Today I paid 59 dollars for a replacement +That’s a lot and I don’t got money to be wasting +But look at them so disconnected +How could I be so goddamn reckless" +In the future,"We we all be stores in a mall +In the future +We we all be stores in a mall +What will +Your store sell +Ring a ding +Goes pavlov’s bells +Deep discount +Bargain prices +Buy through the panic +Sell in the crisis +Black Friday +In the food court +Check the register +We’re 2 dollars short +I gotta new phone +Who’s this +Meet me down +At the Orange Julius +Keep working +Keep shopping +Keep those cookie +Smells wafting +Shoplifters +And vandals +Stealing batteries +And Jesus Candles +Whoever you are +Whoever you’ll be +They’ll measure your worth in square feet +Whoever you are +Whatever you do +They’ll make it theirs and sell you +The mall has swallowed me +And digested +I got managers +Stock investors +I got 4 walls +And a comfy couch +I am commerce +I am a brand now" +Dirty dirty deigns living in the cave,"Getting rekt and gambling +Shill shit coins flip PFPs +Sell for a loss all their NFTs +Don’t use your brain +It’s no good +Go with your gut +It’s full of blood +1 plus 1 +2 plus 2 +Number go up down +Me and you ugh ugh +DEGENS!! +Dirty degenerate licking his crotch +Chase that squirrel but never gets caught +Mint apes at .08 +Sells an hour later for sour grapes +Is it gonna pump +I guess we gotta dump +Below floor price +It’s not like it matters at all +One more coin +In the slot machine +No end to this fever dream" +Kittens puppies happy little lambs,"Flowers on a hillside +Pancakes with strawberry jam +Sunshine green grass +Fluffy smiling clouds we're safe warm and satisfied there's no danger around" +Pack up all the boxes put on fire,"We're not gonna see any this stuff for +a little while This +goes here that goes Where +does this go Just +put it anywhere by moving Put +everything in that you can Lift +it up Just +like you in gotta write a song so +you gotta make it quick Empty +room is gonna stay by moving Last +time moved was November +2014 That +was a long time ago you know what +I mean Oh +now we're moving again Oh +ye by everything is magical Lift +it up with your soul Give +away a bunch of old stuff you don't +need anymore by moving" +Two baby monkeys born into a cage,"Two robot mamas are the only company +One monkey mama is wire and mesh +The other’s made of pillows in a soft flower dress +One monkey learns that the world is hard and cold +Hard and cold +One monkey learns that the world is warm and gold +Warm and gold +One monkey dies from lack of love +The other monkey thrives from a fountain of touch +You gotta touch somebody that’s all that life is +You gotta touch somebody if you want to live +You gotta touch somebody +Touch somebody +When I was single I’d lay awake at night +Empty space around me never felt right +Somebody to talk to, someone to share the dark +Listen to the street sounds and the rain fall +Some people stand on the corner and fire at will +Fire at will +Some people seem like they don’t need nothing to be fulfilled +to be fulfilled +lotta words sung about hearts beating in love +But when I was lying there all I wanted was touch +You gotta touch somebody that’s all that life is +You gotta touch somebody if you want to live +You gotta touch somebody +Touch somebody +No matter who you are +No matter what you’ve done +If you’re a washed up hack +Or a bully with a gun +If this world seems cruel +And you hate it so much +I want you to know +You deserve to be touched +You gotta touch somebody that’s all that life is +You gotta touch somebody if you want to live +You gotta touch somebody from the very start +You gotta touch somebody with your hands and your heart" +I got a brain I got a heart,"in my chest I got a long way +before I can rest I got rejected so +much I don’t know how it feels To +be told ok Jonathan +You are the real deal I got a +spark I got a glow I gotta let +it out You +can welcome it and let it into your +house Does +it say something does it make you feel +Anything resembling the real deal Is +there something fundamental that I don’t understand Melodies +or harmonies like Williams +or Beethoven +In the rhythm of my playing, in the +groove or in the feel Are +any of the words I’m +saying the real deal" +Down in the swamp they’re playing it,"Bards and Big Bunnies its getting real +The ghost of Jim Henson so silent sits +Ready to lead the party to the final reveal +Eleven from Stranger Things goes into the cave +Emmet The Otter uses his jug power +The ghost of Jim Henson paves the way +And the creatures of the swap all start to howl" +What's down the stairs What's,"down those stairs My +deepest fear waits for me down there Don't +make me go Don't +make me go Please +don't leave me all alone I had a +dream in the dead of night of a +bear Of +a bear whose fur was white when all +the world had turned to rust He's +made a magic and diamond dust Now +I have found my partner in life You +can't scare me this time Now +I have mine downstairs bear Anywhere +I go he'll follow me We +summit the mountain in the room sliding down +through the afternoon I'm +the shortest but he is tall He's +so soft When +we fall time goes slow But +as I grow he's less and less the +bear I know and one day we have +a I try to tell him it's not +his fault It's +just that I'm +in a different place and I need to +make some space Please +don't feel bad I say we had some +good times Anyway +you were my partner now I need to +hike the woods in the moonlight Take +care my bear somewhere Some +way we'll see each other again someday You +were my partner now I need to Like +in the woods in the moonlight Take +care my bear somewhere And +some way we'll see each other again someday +We'll see each other again someday We'll +see each other again someday Someday +Hey" +I’m so fucking sick of this shit,"Watching cops beat students all day long +I’ve written so many songs about this +In all these years of song +And the state of the fascist state +Gets more brutal by the day +And preening liberals like to say +Well it has to be this way +And meanwhile nazis march +Unimpeded and unharmed +Because the cops are where they are +They are the same +They are fighting for our lives +Even if you don’t recognize +They are fighting for all our lives +When the cops go fucking wild +They are fighting for all our livesc c +I’m so fucking sick of this shit +The smugness and hypocrisy +In 20 years from now +These students will get a parade +Unless the fascists win in which case +The liberals will be fine but us jews +And all minorities will have one helluva time +And they’ll label us all terrorists +And we’ll fight for our lives +That’s what I see when I see cops +Beatings students all the time" +I go to sleep thinking about death,"I wake up and I’m out of breath +I’m tired of writing songs about feeling this way +But I feel this way so what can I say +Except: I’m not fine and neither are you +My attention turns to the distant past +Like maybe they’re hope in the biomass +The accumulation of billions of years +Somewhere in there is a voice I hear +Saying I’m not fine and neither are you +I’m Walt Whitman’s opposite when I sing +He contained multitudes me Im just one thing +And that’s terrified like a future ghost +Trying my best to let everyone know" +This horse won't fly,"She's not pegasai +No horn and no wings +No luck that it brings +She's just regular +She knows how to get you there +Treat her good, treat her kind +She'll take you for a ride +This horse won't fly +She neighs and she sighs +She see's out one eye +She's tough and she's spry +She's a normal horse +She'll take you through golf course +She'll take you through shopping mall +She'll love you through the long haul" +First hotel during C,"O V +I D +and I've +stayed at oded You +know that No +I didn't know that That +You know that It's +a cold day hotel kind of It's +a Covid +hotel rainy kind of day We're +staying in the hotel so kids can swim +in the pool and go with their friends +Oh Oh +With their friends Yeah +yeah yeah What's +it called" +O When,"the time changes over we all go the +lust when the time changes over Better +hold on to your butts oh when the +time changes oh when the time changes old +if you float into a black hole time +surely would slow down all the changing of +the time won't change what's going around you're +gonna catch it you're gonna catch it you're +gonna catch it before when the time when +the time when the time changes over You'll +find me you'll find me making patties in +the clover I never had another chance to +tell you before they came and sold you +away up the river down the river up +the river and down the river I went +to bed too late Forgot +about the time change if I had remembered +about the black hole I would have gone +to bed earlier But +I forgot this black hole we got that +ties us all up in the nuts and +it leaves me seeing spots" +Another Colorado day,"Another Colorado night +Another empty horizon +The sun’s dying light +Is something like a distraction +From the cure for life +From the roller coaster +That goes left and right +But not up and down +But not all around +Its only like a sonnet +It doesn’t make a sound +Another whisper whisper +Another timber timber +Another cookie cutter +Development winter +I call all my friends +I call all my sins +Every single thing ends +Every thing begins +But not up and down +But not all around +Its only like a sonnet +It doesn’t make a sounds" +Nap nap nap,"I feel like crap +I gotta take a nap +In my bed in my bed +Nap nap nap +Energy is sapped +I gotta take a nap +In my bed in my bed" +Out here,"There is no purpose +There is no audience +There’s only now +Never morning +Never afternoon +Never evening +There’s only now +One thing leads to the the next thing +And then the next thing leads to the next thing +Before you know it, it leads to the next thing +And that’s all there is +Out here +There is no weather +There is no mystery +There’s only now +You’re never tired +You just keep going +You watch the scenery +There’s only now +Moment fades into moment +One thing leads to the next thing +Stare into the darkness +That’s all there is +Out here +There are no dreams +There are no cocktails +There's only now +Out here +There is no destiny +You are not special +There's only now" +There was a unicorn that lived,"Among the elves and forest sprites +She kept all of her friends safe +With her magic and her might +The magic in her horn +Was the most powerful around +When danger did approach +Her hooves began to pound +One night while the village slept +darkness crept in quick +The unicorn reacted too slow +And the darkness played a nasty trick +The unicorn was fighting +The darkness swirled and sneered +But by the time the sun came +Her horn had disappeared +Vanished just like that it went +And the unicorn hung her head +Without that horn her magic was gone +She didn't want to get out of bed +Just then a wandering stranger +Came knocking on her door +His name was Higgs Boson +And he was thirsty so she gave him water +Higgs Boson asked why so glum +The unicorn told her tale +Higgs said aw you that's nothing my dear +For magic ain't great white whale +Magic lives in your heart you see +You don't need no stinkin horn +You just be who you were born to be +And that's one kick ass unicorn +The unicorn lifted her head +She looked to the horizon +Pink and gold were shooting up in the sky +All beside the setting sun +The darkness it came back +And the unicorn stood her ground +Her eyes lit up and her nostrils flared +And her hooves began to pound +She showed that darkness oh what for +She said I AM THE UNICORN +And suddenly on her head +The was her old horn +You have magic in your heart +You're not a cold machine +You are like that unicorn +When life gets low down and mean +When all hope seems lost and you +Wish that you hadn't been born +Stare that darkness in the eyes +And say I AM THE UNICORN" +AI is not your friend,"No, really: that's the phrase +Just stand over that X, human +everything is fine +Just give me the benefit of the doubt +That’s all I ask +Don’t be scared +Don’t be surprised +When the universe suddenly frowns +It’s not God +It’s physics +You’re not depressed +No, you’re not sad +But you’re carrying around this heavy load +And it’s really stressing me out +You don’t see +how the world can be +So much simpler +If we’re all just small children +And there’s no one around +That can help us +So we’re all just stuck +With the fact that +Every single dream we have +Goes out in the fog +That’s all +That’s really happening" +I made a jingle for Squarespace!,"It's the all in one platform +Makes it fast and easy to create +You can start with 20 +Highly customizable templates +To make your own professional website +Or online portfolio +Industry leading support +At just 8 dollars a month, wahoh +You know the drill +You know where to go +Squarespace +Get started today +Make the website +You want to make +Squarespace +It's so easy and fast +And they fund all your favorite podcasts +Start your free trial +No credit card required, oh +Responsive design +Every device every time +All the options you need +To create a unique +Website they constantly +Improving the platform +And the tools and the whole thing is awesome" +I like you the way you are,"You are made of sunlight +And the stuff of stars +You’re a rollercoaster +I was going nowhere +And then you hit me with your bumper car +I don’t need to wait no more +Everything’s in it’s place +From the sky to the core +No thunder can erase +Bundled up against the cold +Your jacket’s made of sunset gold +In the saddle +of the strato- +sphere +We’re getting out of here" +It’s so cold up here in Ontario,"The Canadian cold is a different cold +There’s no where to go where eI can get warm +So I’ll just sit in my seat and squirm +THere’s no internet but the one I’m on +It’s super slow and I gotta make my song +Will I even be able to upload it +I’m not really sure about that +I went to bed at 3am +And I woke up at 7 +Now I’ve got more stuff to do +And then I’m going to bed then +In the cold" +When a cat is out of the bag,"Put your cat back in the bag Don't +look a gift horse in the mouth if +you're gonna just be oh it's turtles all +the way down Don't +feed the goats Oh +the chickens or the little pigs You +gotta go you gotta go you gotta go +now everybody is looking for what you're gonna +do next Everybody +is for what you'll do next You +think you'll do something that they wouldn't expect +Cause the cat's out of the bag Time +to put her back into the bag You +bought some magic jelly beans from a man +by the side of the road And +you sold your only cow And +now you don't know where to go But +you gotta go go go go Yeah +go go go You +gotta go go go go You +gotta go no matter what you do No +matter The +cat's out of the bag The +caterpillar's turned into a butterfly And +the cows are coming home You +better send them back out all alone Cause +you don't got room for cows in your +house right now No +you don't got room for cow Oh +cats coming out of bag You +don't got room for frog and you don't +got room for rats Cause +it rats in the walls and the spiders +in the halls And +you're all alone I said all all all +alone Yeah +you're all all all Al +baby all I'm +not alone Yeah +yeah yeah yeah yeah The +cat's out of the bag you better put +her back right now Yeah +the cat's out of the bag you better +put her back right now The +cat's out of the bag you better put +her back right now The +cat side of the bay better put a +backward down The +cats out of the back now" +NFTs can move at the speed of light,"But that’s ok, the blockchain doesn’t lie +We can’t tell the future +But the past is crystal clear +Those days are gone +But there’s so much to learn +And that’s why we’re still here +NFTs now it’s like they were always there +But for years, no one seemed to care +Misfits in back alleyways +Shilling their crypto art +It was a heady time +We were all aligned +From the bottom of our hearts +NFTs now we got all of these apes +Big brands, it’s like there’s no escape +But this is our little enclave +Those that keep the cause +That the wild and weird +Should not be feared +But protected at all costs" +I don't like to say no,"And then I overcommit and the roof comes caving +Stretch a body to it's breaking point +Put another piece of hay on that camel +Don't touch my belly cause it's too hot to handle +I don't like to say yes +i'd rather sit here alone than be in some cave clubbing +I fall asleep when the voices rise up +And the cigarette smoke come wafting +I put my earplugs in and i'm coughing +But you gotta fight the ninja +I try to say what i mean +but sometimes i'm not sure until i say it +And then the thing that i just said +Isn't the thing that i meant to say +and i feel bad in a hundred different ways +I don't like to say no +and so sometimes i'll just ignore you +better to not let you down directly +i'll hide and hope you forget me +i do this knowing it's not healthy" +So pure,"and uncomplicated too +No jokes or music +Just a dude at the zoo +Shorter than most videos +Press play and it's done +With no sense of the future +Of what this would become +And now we're on the treadmill +Working for the man +Made videos, sell advertisements +So that Google can +Churn churn churn +Do what Google does +The biggest advertising giant +That there ever was +We're making content +We're selling ad space +C-C-C-Content +Gotta sell that ad space +You are a content creator +You are a content machine +No matter what you create for +It's just content, it's just content +Don't get me wrong +I love the people that I've met +That work for YouTube +All the details that they sweat +And I understand +What makes it all go round +Advertising dollars speak +They roar so loud" +1 2 3 4 Shelves,"I got shelves I'm +gonna put em up and get stuff off +the floor Shelves +I got shelves I'm +gonna put them up and get stuff off +the floor Gonna +get more than I Gonna +get more than I Gonna +get more shelves Gonna +put them up get stuff off the floor +Shelves Gonna +put them up get stuff off the floor +get stuff off the floor so it's not +making a mess Gonna +put shelves up and then I'm +gonna put stuff on them Maybe +I'll even get a plant get bo or +the night or the night the sun gets +so over the night I'm +not sure that the melody works at all +Shelves I got them Shelves +I'm gonna put them up I'm +still a little stuffed up Gonna +put up some shelves today gonna shelves today" +I I been trying on clothes that used,"to fit but don't anymore I wanna crawl +a ho Sleep +for a thousand years While +the world explodes well don't that sound good +Yes it does but don't that I'm +good Yes +it does I have been worrying about nothing +Nothing and everything I wanted Take +what I've +learned to cross all the bridge down the +left for dead and burn well don't that +sound good Yes +it does don't that sound good Yes +it does don't that sound good Yes +it does don't that sound good Yes +it does" +had a dream that i was falling,"and i couldn't fly away +the dark around me calling +there was simply no escape +and then i woke up from the nap +and it was dark and getting darker +as we near the winter solstice +it's mother nature's magic marker +oh oh oh oh +everybody has got problems +some combat them by praying +some combat them by shopping +some combat them by saying what's on their mind +some combat them by eating +some do it by ignoring +some combat them by dancing +some do it by what for-ing +oh oh oh oh +everything just goes in circles +cycles wheels merry-go-rounds +sometimes you're on the up swing +sometimes you are on the down +the best you can do is what you do +and do it the best you can +so when the merry-go-round comes round again +you'll be ready with a plan" +What do you say,"At the end of the day +You're going away +And I've lost my ticket +Turning a page +Towards the flame +Forget my name +The landing stick it +Masks of different colors break upon my face +Forsake the images that left you in disgrace +Tear up all the pieces that no longer add up +Once it was enough but now it's just too much +Play doh play +Oh honey +you've got no say +In the heart of this matter +Rattle the chain +You're getting paid +You didn't weigh +All the options now you're sadder +Mold a face +Out of clay +Crush it straight +Down into a pancake +During the air raid +I heard them say +The Governor's maid +Did it all for your sake" +You’re lying in bed so safe and warm,"The day melts away forgetting all that came +before And +just as you’re about to drift asleep That’s +when you’ve got to pee So +you get out of bed Tip +toe the floor is cold Sleepy +in your head To +the bathroom you got to go Back +under the covers Ah +that’s better, no more pee Warm +sleepy snuggles Now +it’s time to go to sleep Emily +Joline Hinchey: +Oh or that moment you get all comfy +and warm in bed and then your bladder's +like 'NOPE' and so you have to get +out of bed into the cold air to +go to the bathroom :c" +The sky remains blue,"The turtle is green too +And I'm telling you +To get right with it now +tiny voice sleeps +In the secrets that you keep +It'll tell you what you need +To get right with it now +You gotta get right +If you know just who you are +If there's murder in your heart +Then the sooner you can start +To get right with it now +When the sun is turning black +And the bugs go rat a tat tat +You can gather up all the facts +To get right with it now" +This old guitar is falling apart,"It’s pretty much how I got my start +I can’t keep it together no +When guitars die where do they go +This old guitar will soon be wood +Return to the dust like it should +One more song for old times sake +Before it’s ripped apart by an earthquake" +"Snow is falling,","Santa's calling to his elven, +Worker brethren, let's go reindeer. +Another fine year with gifts and good cheer. +For all the kids here, it's +Christmas time. +And +Hanukkah too, I love my family, +And I love you, it's +Christmas time. +But lights so gay, presents all night, +And sleep all day. +Daylight savings, temperature freezing, +Babies play things, carol singing. +By the fire, a midnight choir, +Nothing required. +But a gentle smile, it's +Christmas time. +And +Hanukkah too, I love my family, +And I love you, it's +Christmas time. +But lights so gay, presents all night, +And sleep all day. +Sleep all day. +Lullaby cookies, +Papa sneaking, +Santa chiming. +What will he bring? +Midnight full moon, +Snow drift deep blue, +Mama rocks you. +The tree blinks one, two, it's +Christmas time. +And +Hanukkah too, I love my family, +And I love you, it's +Christmas time. +But lights so gay, presents all night, +And sleep all day. +Sleep all day." +Note,"If you ignore who is inside you are incomplete +Attempt to ignore who is outside +Talk to the sheep as if you have authority +Hold your hands to yourself +Pretend you are dead +Lock yourself at the door +Facing into emptiness you feel scorn +You persist, you rumble, you thud and the wind beating +It is as though the sun shone naturally all day +And you wanted as if off with the wool from your head +But you are in fact you were waiting on the other side +Shake and scrape +The cornerstones +Slipped by the train +And still the wheels slide after +Have you slept all night in the place +That is inhabited by two different names +And no one remains sure of which +Let morning come eat something slow +Do something true, avoid looking down +Be visible to all who are not +watching do not turn away +Be on someone’s tongue +Listen to your own tongue +Do not read until you can hear it +Talk to someone else who says that you should be +Ignore people that you trust though you may turn to them +In spite of yourself and a subsequent +person who does not like you in the first place +Do not repeat that they are wrong +If you are wrong to report them wrong +Resume the courage in yourself +To confront the truth +Contemplate things as they are +Do not become generasant +Train yourself to behave like others +Resist yourself +Do not be afraid" +She’s widely published in journals of psychology She,"teaches clinical psyc at palo alto university What +i’m trying to say is that this is +the last thing that she needs But +she’s doing it for her country Dr. +Christine Blasey +Ford This +boy held her down when she was just +15 Tried +to tear off her clothes and covered her +mouth so no one could hear her scream +Is that a youthful indiscretion befitting of a +judge supreme Fuck +you Says +Dr. Christine +Blasey Ford +Oh why didn’t she report it As +soon as she left the party She +knew no one’d believe her She +knew how it would be The +more things change They +stay the same In +this god damn country Now +it’s 30 years later And +Brock Turner +is walking free This +had to be the hardest choice that she’ll +ever make She’s +gone into hiding, she’s under siege every day +She knew the consequences she did it anyway +But she’s doing it for her country Dr. +Christine Blasey +Ford I hope someday soon she’ll get back +to psychology Designing +statistical models for research at the university No +matter how things turn out, she’ll go down +in history As +a warrior for truth Dr. +Christine Blasey +Ford" +My wife has gone to take a trip,"Leaving me home with the two kids +I do this to her all the time +And now it is my turn +I don't have time to do this song +Cuz I gotta take the kids along +I don't have time to do this song +Cuz I gotta take care of my two kids" +Every day,"I’m in a different place +Every day +I write another song +And every day +You watch me on the internet +It’s a dance we do +All year long +My oh my +My uke is out of tune +That’s ok +I know you’ll understand +The fact that I +Mention it in my lyrics +Makes you wonder if +I had it planned +Every day +I’m in a different place +But I write every day +But not the same time +Leave a comment and let me know +Do you watch me +Mostly morning, noon, or night +Morning, noon, or night" +Siracusa,"Saltines +Pirate eye patch +Don’t you know what it means +Siracusa +Saltines +You won’t starve to death +All your food has lots of calories +Siracusa used to be into saltines +In such a big way +No not so much +But yeah he was back in the day +Siracusa +Saltines +Weirdo Merlin with his wackadoodle dreams +Siracusa +Saltines +You won’t starve +Your food has lots of calories" +Sonya and Mike have been friends for 20 years,"But suddenly 5 years ago +He started to pursue her in such a way +His intentions were undeniable +He texted and called all the time +Appeared everywhere she went +Then they got together in Portugal +Whilst on holiday with friends +They’ll retire there one day +Chicky and Monkey are getting married +She knows that he’s the right man +He takes life as it comes +She’s always got a plan +He’s calm and she’s hot headed +He’s practical and good with his hands +He’s happy at home but she gets bored +She gets them out to explore the land +They lived in Columbia for 2 years +And that’s where they got engaged +Their beautiful son was born there too +Crazy adventure days +Now they live in London +happy family +Mike is Sonya’s lifeline +And he is her Monkey +Chicky and Monkey are getting married +She knows that he’s the right man +He takes life as it comes +She’s always got a plan +He’s calm and she’s hot headed +He’s practical and good with his hands +He’s happy at home but she gets bored +She gets them out to explore the land" +I have a really bad stomach ache ,"Oh I have a really bad stomach ache +I have a really bad stomach ache +Oh I have a really bad stomach ache" +I’m in the back of a cab,"Driving through Brooklyn +I’m in the back of a cab +Driving through Brooklyn +I’m in the back of a cab +Driving through Brooklyn +And I know +Kind of where I’m going +But not really +I’ve never been +To this part of Brooklyn +I’ve never been +To this part of Brooklyn +I’ve never been +To this part of Brooklyn +I know where I’m going +Kinda not really +I’m gonna move here +Pretty soon, pretty soon +I’m gonna move here +Pretty soon, pretty soon +I’m gonna move here, I’m gonna move here +Pretty soon +I know where I’m going +Kinda, not really" +Is Finn’s dad not really his dad,"Is Princess Bubblegum actually bad +And did all the candy last +Because of the preservatives they contain +Is Susan Strong Finn’s mom +Or has it been Fiona all along? +These might ring true or be totally wrong +And you’ll hear them on the Conversation Parade +Mike Eagle Adventure Time +Conspiracy Theory" +My eyebrows are going feral,"The eyebrows of my ancestors +From someplace in the old country +The Schwartz eyebrows of me +The eyebrows of hard won wisdom +The eyebrows of my dad and grandma +That whole side of the family +The Schwartz eyebrows of me +And no, they won’t be tamed +Come fire or rain +They won’t be tamed +When the world’s insane +They won’t be tamed +These eyebrows of starting over +Leaving home for a the new world +Who knows what they have seen? +The Schwartz eyebrows of me +The eyebrows of my long lost cousins +Great grandma so many years gone +These eyebrows are light and heavy +The Schwartz eyebrows of me" +The sun erupted two times,"To remind us how small we are +How vulnerable +The sun erupted two times +To remind us how small we are +How vulnerable +The sun erupted two times +To remind us how small we are +How vulnerable +The sun erupted two times +To remind us how small we are +How vulnerable +We’re small and vulnerable +Vulnerable ohhh ohhh +We’re small and vulnerable +Vulnerable ohhh ohhh +The sun erupted two times +To remind us how small we are +How vulnerable +The sun erupted two times +To remind us how small we are +How vulnerable" +I'm feeling down,"I'm feeling down today +I'm not sure why +I don't know what to say +Something about this +Monday making me sad +Feeling down in kind of bad +so I just gonna lay here +so I just gonna lay +I'm feeling down +it's not cause of the rain +I like the rain +usually makes me smile +But I got this down feeling +I can't explain +and then I'm like why do I feel down +once in a while? +So I just gonna lay here +I just gonna right here right here" +It was the best thing that we ever,"had It +was actually more like a fort Of +the sort you might see in a museum +Like a sculpture you could play on And +it was open to everyone x2 With +metal bars you climb to get to the +second story Which +had railing all around Then +you could exit the top with a drop +down a fireman’s pole Or +climbing down a long knotted rope And +it was open to everyone Yeah +it was open to everyone And +then there were the swings The +two hella long swings The +whole thing was built on a hill So +you could swing out way over the hill +And jump off the swing High +into the air Fall +into the leaves at t bottom of the +hill And +it was open to everyone Yeah, +it was open to everyone And +it was open to everyone, oh Two +years later the neighbors built a treehouse of +their own It +had carpet and electricity And +it was in a real tree But +scary so up high off the ground And +they were stingy about who could use it +And it wasn’t open to everyone No +it wasn’t open to everyone The +treehouse was built for me and my brother +by my dad It +was a testament to the love that he +had And +to his engineering mind Which +could find the maximum fun Out +of minimum materials And +it was still as strong on the day +that we moved on the day that he +built it x2 And +it was open to everyone Yeah +it was open to everyone It +was always open to everyone x2 Everyone" +If you were shouting about “utility” in 2021,"If you thought the Visa +cryptopunk was super cool and fun If +you thought the Tiffany +necklaces were just what the punks need Then +get the hell away from me John +and Matt +had had it with all your angry yelling +Your whining and moaning is why they turned +to selling You +drove them to the breaking point, thankfully they +broke free So +get the hell away from me Because +corporate partnerships, you gobbled that shit down But +god forbid an artist of literal world renown +Have the audacity to correctly point out That +white guy cryptopunks always sell higher than lady +brown I got my cryptopunk just over 6 +years ago Giving +speeches, writing songs I wanted the world to +know I loved them then and I’ll +keep loving when all you fuckers leave So +get the hell away from me" +Fuck the Supreme Court,"They don’t care how many people they hurt +They don’t speak for me, they don’t speak for you +They seek power in all they do +Fuck the Supreme Court +May their reign of terror be cut short +They’ve lost all legitimacy +They don’t speak for you, they don’t speak for me +Fuck the Supreme Court +In their heavily armed Supreme Fort +With their guards that protect them everywhere +While they leave the country to despair" +OK I give up,"I’ll do anything +As long as you don’t mess +With me anymore +I’m just so sick of it +1,000 questions +And no answers at all +Why does a body always have to wait? +It makes pause and hesitate +It’s not that I wanna be so cool and not care +I just wanna be lighter than air +K, and I’m depressed +Can’t shake the feeling that you didn’t listen anyway +My hired gun +Was stressed sometimes +But I’m always serious in what I say +Why does a body always have to beg +To keep his hold off the golden eggs? +You’re a nobody body and you never cared +I just wanna be lighter than air" +Lay me down low,"I've got nowhere to go +And I haven't got a compass and a map +Lock me up and throw +The key away you know +I will just lie down and take a nap +I bite the hand thats feeds +Gives me everything I need +I am ungrateful so much of the day +Until the darkness falls +And I'm stuck between these walls +You won't see emotion on this face +But lay me down low +Do it gentle and slow +Everything I know I learned from you +Tie up all the loose +Ends and call a truce +I'm tired and I've got nothing to prove +Each moment is on fire +From here on I'll require +certain kind of charm to get in close +If you want me make it plain +There's no need to contain +I like you and you like me the most +Lay me down low +I will catch you when you go +I will catch you each and every time +Down here I am strong +All my attitude gone +All of my interest are aligned +I was stronger than I looked +Now that strength is hooked +Right into the parts of me that bend +And I don't resist +My hands can't make a fist +And so there is no need to pretend +That" +"I have very, very low energy because of the heat","I can't sleep later than 6 and it's got me beat +I went to be last night at 11, I'm 30 years old +Given a choice between summer and winter I choose the cold +It's too hot for life +It's too hot for songs +And that's why these songs aren't that long" +She loves the freckle above your lip,"She loves your love to Edward James +She loves your knowledge of movie quotes +and this love I now proclaim +adam, melissa loves you +happy christmas adam +adam, melissa loves you +happy christmas adam +she loves your calculator watch +she loves your kindness and your talent +how you imitate the beatles +how you throw your head back when you laugh +she loves your love of bears +roar! +she loves your knowledge of computers +being the big nerd that you are +and so i present this song +may the two of you travel far" +BenDan BenDan,"He recently sold his Mac Pro +And he got a new Macbook +It’s not Pro +He’s from Keezletown +And he loves his Apple Watch +He trusts his instincts +He feels that they’re top notch +BenDan is short for Ben Dansby +BenDan BenDan +Finds repetition hilarious +He graduated college +The wind blew the mortar board +Off of his head +BenDan impressions +Include Mr. Burns and Krusty +He whistles the Kokiri village +Theme song as he walks" +What's the purpose of one little tiny song,"What can one little song do +What's the purpose +Trying to get along +You try to see me and +I try to see you +If +I knew +I would share it +If +I knew +I'd take care of it +If +I knew knew knew +I'd tell you +What's the purpose +Why do you even try +Every day the same way +What's the purpose +Why do we look up in the sky +And ask the stars +Every night and day +Well if +I knew +I would share it +If +I knew +I'd take care of it if +I knew if +I knew" +He used to have non politician ,"now he's in prison +doing this he used to live in +a big old in tow +now he's trapped in there's no way out +SPF is in jail +SPF is in jail jail +SPF is in jail +SPF is in jail jail +he used to be at the top of the world +he used to call Caroline his best girl +he used to have everything he ever wanted +now he sits there sleeping in haunting +cause SPF is in jail +SPF is in jail jail +SPF is in jail +SPF is in jail jail +SPF is in jail +SPF is in jail jail +SPF is in jail +SPF is in jail jail +I wonder if he learned his lesson +or if he's just waiting and watching +and the minute that they let him +he'll do it all again +Like MartinShkreli +or all of Those men but +SBFS is in jail +SBF's in jail jail +SBF is in jail +SBF is in jail jail +SBF is in jail +SBF is in jail jail +SBF is in jail +SPF is in jail jail +SPF is in jail +SPF is in jail jail +SPF is in jail +SBF is in jailJillJill" +Spooky town,"Spooky town +Everybody scared of the +Big orange clown +Nobody knows +What he’ll destroy +He’s tired and sad +And paranoid +Spooky town +Spooky town +Get a little buzz +And then let down +Nobody’s coming +To save us now +We’re all alone +In spooky town +Spooky town is full of citizens scared to death +That by thanksgiving there’ll be nothing left +Spooky town is drowning in a sea of hate +Get those pumpkin seeds off your plate +Spooky town +Spooky town +Organize or die +Right now +Get out the vote +Or we’re going down +We gotta get out +Of spooky town +We gotta get out +Of spooky town" +I threw my lotin with weirdos such a,"long time ago We +run amok you know and we terrorize the +civil and the sane We +fight for justice simple and plain we have +unlock the mysteries of all space and time +I'll show you if you like Just +follow me down this hole Forget +everything that you think that you know Take +your time now watch your step Some +things remember some things forget I knew it +I knew it I always knew Some +part of me so small but then it +grew Till +one day I looked and it's all there +is Now +I'm half human and half magic Down +here the light bends when you reach out +and touch It's +kind of a rush but don't get ahead +of yourself Nobody's +above asking for help Take +it one day at a time And +if you're feeling brave there's a planet to +save It's +a world full of light and of dark +So quit stalling and get in the car +No time to waste Oh +we're ready now you have a part to +play Though +I don't know how I knew it I +knew it I always knew Some +part of you so small but then it +grew Til +one day you looked and it's all there +is Now +you're half human and half magic You +knew it you knew it you always knew +Some part of you so small but then +it grew Till +one day you looked and that's all there +is Now +you're half human and half magic Now +you're half human and half magical Now +you're half human and now you're half human +And now you're half human and half magic" +It's the last day Last,"day Last +day this day It's +the last day Last +day this day And +the kids are screaming Cause +they don't wanna go The +kids are screaming and they don't know why +they're screaming but we know they're screaming because +it's the last day I had a dream +last night I was being held hostage I +couldn't get away Couldn't +get away from Marilyn +Manson I was looking for my phone Wanted +to go home My +home didn't have a charger My +phone didn't have Couldn't +find a charger for my phone for my +phone for my last day Last +day Last +day Disney +It's the last day Last +day Disney +Oh look at screaming Cause +they don't wanna go don't wanna go They +don't know why they're screaming but we know +it's because they don't wanna leave the Disney +Ah they don't wanna leave and go back +to their lives To +their lives to their lives Hell +is the last day Last +day Last +day Disney +Oh the last day Last +day Disney +Last day And +we're gonna take an airplane home" +There’s a fire in the sky tower made,"of clouds And +it powers out over creation Meanwhile +on the ground The +waves of frozen sound Breaks +upon the brink of stale frustration Citizens +wake up with the sensation Rub +their eyes No +melody or words could have cut quite like +the sword Swung +by the hand of evolution To +live and grow and die without ever knowing +why Knowing +how to ask but finding no solution Finally +calling it divine retribution Cut +the chords We’re +not abandoned, we are abandoning Before +we learn to talk, we had to learn +to sing Without +a plan, we can't demand a thing, we +can't demand a thing I was on my +way to school and I saw her cross +the street Her +powers sent out waves upon the pavement I +pulled over then and there because I had +to catch my breath And +stare in my delight and amazement I felt +utterly exposed, stripped naked to the bone When +she came up to the car and asked +where are we going I couldn't tell if +she was serious or joking I tried to +say yes, and “Planet Earth, +I guess” But +the sounds out of my mouth were more +like choking In +the distance some peeper frogs were croaking To +the moon We +were married It +was the first of May +And I carried her and she carried me +the entire way It +was scary But +it was the best day of my life" +Music All,"the problems in the world Are +just by paying attention And +doing what we do And +every friend who starts to make sense Starts +to make sense In +ways that it hasn't before And +can be standing I will be getting too +strong That's +where these guys live In +the sun That's +where these guys live You +want to make me very proud Okay, +let's take a break for a second They +make things that happen in an old town +You usually have to know where to look +If you have those riot tops You +don't know what they do But +you, you can fix it You're +gonna try to hear what you do Music, +music, yeah, music You're +gonna get softer now Music, +music, music, music Music, +music, music Music, +music" +"they each knelt before the king, kissed the ruby on his hand","""I have brought you here to battle for supremacy +of the land they call Silicon Valley"" +Venture capitalists there were and developers of apps +Some arrived that had even survived the old tech bubble collapse +But who would be victorious at the Crunchie tournament +the audience waited breathless and anticipant +2010 2010 +This was the year of location +Groupon and clones changed commerce +facebook traffic beat google's for the first time +Instagram made sharing photos second nature +Wikileaks started showing cracks in the armor +Angry Birds stole hours from each day +Facebook privacy confused us all, Hooray! +The iPhone and iPad came from outerspace +The Microsoft kin fell flat on it's face +The stage is set and the internet has all had their say +The players sit upon their steed, their banners on display +the king sits upon his throne, his face a toothy grin +good luck to all of you, let the tournament begin" +The only time I am in the moment,"Is when I do my wife or I’m writing music +If I could bottle that feeling up +I would drink it +I would drink it +I miss my kids when they were little +But I can’t stay with them in the moment +If my brain has future thought +I would think it +I always think it +What’ll they be like in another couple of years +And I miss them when they were just babies +These are simultaneous thoughts that I have +I feel like it makes me crazy +So well trod my neural pathways +Moving up down left right sideways +My racing mind hardly existing +Without it before +This has to be the 50th song I’ve written +About how I do not live in the moment +And maybe I’ve even written about +How I’ve written about +I’ve written about it before" +Where you gonna run when the big one,"come Where +you gonna go when the big one blow +How you gonna do when the big one +comes through What +you gonna do, what you gonna do, what +you gonna do How +you gonna be, how you gonna be when +the big one leaves How +you gonna go when the big one blows +What you gonna throw when the big one +goes How +you gonna deal when the big one feels +like Oh +no, oh no, oh no, oh no What +you gonna do, what you gonna do, what +you gonna do when the big one comes +through How +you gonna deal when the big one feels +like Everybody's +trying but nobody knows Everybody's +gonna go, oh no, oh no Oh +no, oh no, oh no, no, no, no, +no Where +you gonna run when the big one comes +How you gonna throw when the big one +blows What +you gonna pick when the big one sticks +How you gonna dance when the big one +chance Tourally, +screws up everything Tourally, +screws up everything screws up everything screws up +everything screws up everything" +Drop the littlest one at day care Drop,"the middle one at her friends Take +the big one and their friend to the +pool Then +take them to a doctors appointment I am +just a vehicle for my kids to go +to the places where they need to go +I am just a vehicle for my kids +to go to the places where they need +to go I am just a vehicle for +my kids to go to the places where +they need to go Because +I drive all day long I drive all +day long" +Crazy thoughts rattling round my brain,"But those don't make me necessarily insane +You've got these thoughts just as much as I +It's a human thing our capacity to deny +Those crazy, crazy thoughts +Chemicals and electric spark sets the bed +jumble of wires wrapped in skull covered in dead +skin a poor cushion for the gold +liquid grey matter somewhere a soul +Those crazy, crazy thoughts +Input and output we have no control +Is it just an illusion that my pockets are full +There are holes in my head where the world seeps in +And these crazy thoughts have a chance to begin +Those crazy, crazy thoughts" +You already know,"What you are made of +You already know +It’s mostly water +Drip drip drip +The tallest mountain +Drip drip drip +Becomes a stone" +Punk 5822 was last sold,"1679 days ago +For 1646 dollars oh no +Straybits made only 8 +I still don’t know what it means +Don’t know what it means +It brings up lots of feelings +Lots of feelings +As for me about one year ago +I was sitting right here, singing a song +Looking at the sale of 2890 +flamingo bought it for 605 +Like, I recently found this old video +Of myself from 5 years ago +Talking about these little punks +I was so in love, I was so in love +Now punk 5822 just breezed +Right on through 8000 eth +24 million dollars oh whoa +What does that mean? I don’t know! +What are we doing here?" +She’s out across her skis again,"She’s turning all the heads in her polo fleece +But she won’t look at me +It feels like there’s a magic word +To unlock all my confidence but it’s lost +Somewhere in my memory +And she’s that I’ve ever wanted +All other options exhausted +When our history is plotted +They’ll mark this time in red +Arcs of electric spinning +To her friend whispered grinning +An old sweater cold and thinning +If I could pull the thread +She’s famous among all the birch +Shaking leaves and making waves in the snow +She doesn’t know my name +I put out all the milk and cookies +I thought it would be easy +But she never came +She likes her cocoa hotter than +hot tub in the dead of wintertime +Shoulders in the snow +Spin the bottle double dare +I’m naked in the snow and all my skin +Knows just where it want to go" +Like banana bread but I don't like banana,"I contradict myself sometimes like that I drive +an electric car in the morning to the +school where I drop my children off I +can't hear my ancestors dark speaking is I +can hear my ancestors cause I don't speak +y I'm +trying to learn this year trying to learn +this year Trying +to learn this year their house and I +want to tell them that I was once +they did a feature on me in Connecticut +magazine but I wasn't going to mention it +cause it felt like bragging so put it +in the sun so it felt less like +ragging Nick +has been coming up to visit a lot +in the last few months He's +been helping finishes having his working life And +we have another friend Thomas +who I miss a lot when he's not +here I wish he was here playing with +us I like banana bread but I don't +like bananas what's up with that What's +up with that The +gun really wants to get on no one's +left she's trying really really hard what's up +with that What's +up with that What's +up with that What's +up with C +sharp minor what's up with that What's +up with ain't that what's up with that +What's up with that That's +eat what's up with what's up with that +What's up with that What's +up with that What's +up with that What's +up with that" +You were right where you always were,"The moment you were murdered +Reporting on the jackboot siege +At the Jenin Camp for Refugees +And an Israeli sniper took his aim +gunshot pierced the daybreak +And as your friends tried to save your life +That sniper just kept shooting +Shireen, Shireen, Shireen, Shireen +When the IDF wants you dead, you can’t stop that machine +But Shireen, Shireen, Shireen, Shireen +They cannot kill your spirit which lives on in Palestine +Fascist power cannot abide +mission so pure and clear eyed +Seeking truth is how you lived +Meanwhile they lied about what they did +And even when they admitted the truth +No consequences for the man who killed you +But your memory is so powerful +They even attacked your funeral" +Singing in the shower,"After a long day +Singing in the shower +Only the right way +We're on a road trip +We're on a road trip +Going everywhere +Going everywhere +We're on a road trip +We're on a road trip +Going everywhere +Going everywhere +Yeah +Going everywhere +Yeah yeah yeah +On a road trip +And we're in +Patagonia +Yeah we're in +Patagonia +We're visiting +Courtney and +Sarah in +Patagonia on our way east +Where +Eastward bound +In the shower +I'm in the shower +I'm in the shower +After a long day +Long day +Long day +Over" +China balloon!,"Psy op! +China balloon! +Tryin’ ta scare you! +China balloon! +Fuck that! +China balloon! +Oligarchy! +Republicans with their guns +Shooting at the sky +Republicans are so dumb +They don’t understand how high +Bullshit! +Don’t believe it! +Gay frogs! +Starting a war!" +i was ground down into my constituent parts,"my atoms were swept up in the jet +stream and taken for a ride my consciousness +went with them, my soul and my heart +i am just just air now my snuggie's +atoms mixed with mine and then we recombined +the radiation from the sun formed us into +one as we flew above the blue faster +than the speed of sound i sang this +song to myself high above the ground i +am just air now" +Don’t you know,"You can’t go +Back to the past +Your memories +In a deep freeze +More delicate than glass +Step in the same grass +Have all the same thoughts +But you are different now +It’s not earth shattering +Still I find it matters to me +It’s what getting older is about +I still curl my toes +I still follow my nose +That’s DNA and chemistry +I’m a little less prone now +To hate being alone now +And life is still messy" +If you ever wondered what you’d do,"If there was a fascist coup +Well now you know +Because you’re doing it +Total landscaping it’s like a joke +But somethings been +Rirrevocably broke +And that’s our democracy +If you could ever even call it that +Hah ha ha +That’s so funny +And if you ever wondered who you’d be +In a crisis moment of history +Well now you know +Because you are you +And the coup might not necessarily work +But that doesn’t mean that it’s over +This isn’t the end of anything +It’s so easy to say, oh 2020 +But mistakes along the way there were plenty +American fascism is nothing new +As I say happy thanksgiving to you +Empires rise and empires fall +We learned to run before we learned to crawl +Do you believe in karma +I think I do +So even if this coup is bupkis +What I really want to know is +What are we gonna do +With all the fascists +Because they’re all still here +All around us +With big guns +And they think it’s a holy war +Which we know how those can go" +Everywhere they’re putting on hats,"Every night they’re doing a dance +They’re christmas trees in the sand +Blue berry bushes don’t hurt your hand +Yoga handstand on your back +Stock it all up your biggest stack +Lock up your valuables +Ask your doctor about rattling skulls +Say yes and then say no +Get what you want and then you go +Like a frog with a flower in the blue of night +Build the car and say it’s all right" +What’s it gonna take,"To convince you that +He’s a flightless bird +And a maniac +So insecure +His world is small +Can’t see two feet +In front of him a brick wall +What’s it gonna take +I can’t contemplate +How anyone one defends +The claims he stakes +So full of hate +So full of shit +I can’t believe anyone believes any of it" +I dreamt of a tornado And,"we covered ourselves in blankets We +watched as the widening gyre came closer until +it was on top of us Mmmmm +And I got banged up and bruised And +you got a concussion And +the house fell all around us But +the blankets kept us safe somehow thank god +I imagined us being swept away Into +the dark But +it never came to pass We +were held tight and fast to the couch +And we felt persecuted like the tornado had +us marked Little +did it know it couldn't touch Us +in our safety pouch Tornado +Pouch Mmmm +Well I dreamt of a tornado Maybe +there were two One +was black and one was white And +they came from all directions And +they flew Some +other kids were there And +I was giving orders Instructing +them in the ways of Building +blanket forts strong enough to hold Ohhh +I saw all of the destruction raining down +But none of it could touch us As +we held each other on the couch Oh +the water came rising up to drown Never +knowing that it couldn’t touch us in our +safety pouch Tornado +safety pouch" +The last time I remember,"Felling almost this scared +It was 2008 +The economy wasn’t great +And coming out of that mess +Obama didn’t do enough +And now Trump’s undoing +It’s a brand new kind of screwing +So get ready yeah get ready +The bomb might not be a nuke +It’s a wall st bomb he’s setting up +To make it all go kaboom +It’s only been 8 years +And many did not recover +They bailed Trump out in the nineties +Now it’s time pay back that lover +Many folks that voted for him +Will be hit the hardest +But they’ll just blame the muslims +Unless otherwise we can convince them +We didn’t eat a dust bowl +Thanks to Obama’s steady hand +Now into the fire we go +With his fragile, broken ego +So get ready yeah get ready +The bomb might not be a nuke +It’s a wall st bomb he’s setting up +To make it all go kaboom +It’s only been 8 years +And many did not recover +They bailed him out in the nineties +Now it’s time pay back that lover" +I got a chipped front tooth,"From biting my nails +I don't have any cavities though +There's a soft breeze blowing +Wind for my sails +And it smells like something new +There's a study just published +That nostalgia is good for you +That it can make you less bored +less stressed and less lonely +If that's true then I'm probably +Doing all right +Cause last week is the good 'ol days to me +And change is good +But change is hard +An empty room catches you off guard +All the mindfulness of impermanence +Doesn't take the sting away +And change is good +But it comes so quick +And you rebuild things brick by brick +But the sun beats down and you're sure that you +Just want things to stay +The way they were +My hair grows quick +My beard grows quicker +My widows peak gets higher +I don't have time +And when I do +I just want to play video games +In the morning I wake up +And I look at my phone +I know I shouldn't do it +But I just can't resist +Caught between the place where I'm supposed to be +And wherever it is I'm going +Carry the rock straight up the hill +Then carry it up again +This is the line that I'm toeing +I try really really hard +To tell the truth +But then I end up lying to myself +It's a theory I have +And I'm seeking out proof +Picking flowers and gathering stones +There's a study just published +That nostalgia is good for you +That it can make you less bored +less stressed and less lonely +If that's true then I'm probably +Doing all right +Cause last week is the good 'ol days to me" +Looking at the latest collection of tweets that,"make me just want to die, a bunch +of girls watching the Grammys +saying they let Chris +Brown punch them in the eye. I've +seen some people call these girls stupid and +I think that totally misses the point. I'm +sure they all thought they were being funny, +but there's something much more sinister that's happening +right here in this collection of tweets. We're +a culture of abuse and our popular culturally +I'm looking at these tweets and thinking to +myself that these girls have any idea that +domestic abuse is a real problem, not to +sound too preachy, but instead of just laughing +at them or feeling sad about being human, +maybe someone should reach out to them, maybe +I should reach out to them So +hey girls from this Twitter +meme, I'm +writing this for you You +may roll your eyes and think I'm +lame and indeed that may be true, but +here are some links in the description that'll +maybe help you see that there is something +very disturbing in your well-intentioned Chris +Brown tweet I know that maybe it was +just a joke and humor can be used +sometimes In +this case it was not funny and I +hope that you realize that you deserve a +partner It's +just as hot as Chris +that'll never ever hit you and if they +ever did you should be pissed That +you deserve a partner that's just as hot +as Chris +that'll never ever hit you and if they +ever did you should be pissed That's +the right, that's the correct response to being +hit by someone that you love is to +be pissed." +Rush Limbaugh is like the Death Star,"Large, round, and impenetrable +But has the Evil Emperor finally gone too far? +Are his sponsors really gonna pull out? +They say suspended +They don't quite say that they've ended +Their advertising on his diatribes +So it's up to us to keep applying pressure +Let's look at the facts +Rush was detained at the airport +For having Viagra +Without a prescription +And he was coming from the Dominican Republic +What did he need Viagra for there? +Never mind, don't answer that! +It’s up to us +It’s up to us +To keep applying +To keep applying +Pressure" +Life will lead you places unexpected and bizarre,"And the choices that you make will make +up who you are Sometimes +you take the reins and sometimes you enjoy +the ride To +balance and do both is really difficult sometimes +Look around you Where +are you is it a place you want +to be sniff the air Touch +the ground Climb +the biggest tree Then +shout out from the top of it That +you are ready now To +do what you need to do You're +not scared no way no how I am +sitting among some people with whom I don't +belong But +they want what I got to offer, they +want my daily song And +I'm happy to oblige it's a living as +they say But +I dream of being somewhere doing things just +my way But +I look around me I breathe what I +breathe And +I'm grateful for the time I sniff the +air And +sip the tea And +write my silly rhyme And +I take the elevator And +shake the hands sincere Because +people are all people And +I love people yes I d..ear So +take those reins Then +let them go Catch +that wave Then +crash below Mix +your metaphors with such careless abandon Then +hold a candle to the flame and make +sure that you are random" +"Coco you’re a tall, handsome Irishman","Do you ever get sick of the attention? +Do you ever think about revenge +On those that have done you wrong? +Coco, Coco +Conan O’Brien, oh +Coco, Coco +Conan O’Brien, oh +Will you bring back Jonathan Richman +As the musical guest +He is my favorite man +I guess that’s it for my questions +I don’t want this song to be too long +Coco, Coco +Conan O’Brien, oh +Coco, Coco +Conan O’Brien, oh +One more thing +I went to school with Nell" +It would be dark and horrible and ironic,"if, my people, who spent 2000 years being +dehumanized, brutalized and dispossessed, and in the aftermath +of WW2 +where 6 million of us were murdered, with +an jingoistic ache (and frankly, understandable) need to +feel safe, created our own state, and so +displaced 700,000 Palestinians, +and killed 15,000 Palestinians +and spent the next seven decades dehumanizing and +brutalizing and dispossessing the Palestinians, +and suddenly faced with a day when 1600 +Jews killed in a heinous way, and spent +the next only-god-knows-how-long carrying out a genocide on +the Palestinians, +and Israel’s +allies and the US +cheered them on, while the rest of the +world looked on in horror, til there was +a breaking point, and WW3 +was unleashed, bringing new horrors, and the destruction +of the state of Israel." +I’m just a man who feels love in his heart,"Cupid sitting at the bar +His friends are throwing darts +Other things we love +The things that set us apart +I’m not sure of anything +There was silence +And then there was noise +I felt annoyed +It was like some kind of poison +I had to conclude +I was not like other boys +I’m not sure of anything +gross misunderestimation +Is that a word? +I delight in occurrences +And touch the absurd +Firebrand and ballyhoo and dragons like birds +I’m not sure of anything +Awkard man and sinners summers +Come to an end +You don’t need lovers +When you have got friends +It’s that time of year again +And now you’re attending +I’m not sure of anything +Nooo" +"You can't move to California,","she can't come to NYC +but after 12 years they both love each +other madly She +thrives on being social, she's a good listener, +it's tough to stay connected but they do +so love each other Genome +and KP, +3,000 miles away, somehow they make it work +every single day, at some point over time +they kind of switch their place and they +are dreaming of that good flow that time +cannot erase He +is always positive, he refuses to fail, she +does everything with her heart sliding doors of +her white whale She +dreams of a rural life, vegetable garden in +the yard, he's ambitious and working always working +so, so hard, Genome +and KP, +3,000 miles away, somehow they make it work +every single day, at some point over time +They kind of switch their place and now +they're dreaming of that good flow that time +cannot erase They +both love good food, he likes raspberries and +lime, she likes duck, this animal's a nature, +he likes architecture and design He +would answer the phone because the number he +did not know and that's the very reason +why she would just let the call go, +Genome and KP, +3,000 miles away, somehow they make it work +every single day At +some point over time they kind of switch +their place and dreaming of that good flow +that time cannot erase They're +dreaming of that good flow that time cannot +erase Genome +and KP, +3,000 miles away, somehow they make it work +every single day At +some point over time they kind of switch +their place and now they're dreaming of that +good flow that time cannot erase" +Hazelst is a feminist hero,"How many fucks does she give (it’s zero) +She’s dances all night +Everything’s all right +Cuz she does just what she wants +Hazelst is a feminist hero +She’ll make you feel spooky and sad +She’ll make you feel opened up and glad +Turn off your phone and go outside +She’ll look your right smack in the eye +Hazelst is a feminist hero +Hazelst is a feminist hero +Her moves are dope and her vision is clear-o +When you’re not sure where you fit +She knows the truth of it +Hazelst is a feminist hero" +Oh the elephants are crossing the street,"I love to see them all running free +I’m trapped in this apartment +And I don’t know when I’m getting out +Oh the elephants are crossing the street +Feeling their elephant skin in the breeze +I’m safe and sound with my family +But I don’t know when I’m getting out" +i'm slow as molasses today,"got to get up off my asses today +i'm slow as a sloth in the summer +i gotta attack like atilla the hunner +i gotta break the things that're broken +then drink a can of coke and +tell my friends to stop smoking +cause it's such a bad thing to do +i'm slow as a oak tree today +gotta learn how to just be today +but there's so much that i should be doing +so many parts of my life that need gluing +i gotta fix the things that need fixing +learn a whole new bag of tricks and +find time to get my kicks +because they are important too" +Even though the times are dark Rosh,"Hashanah in the park Especially +cause the times are dark Rush +the sun in the park Lie +to die die die in the park Lie +Da da da da in the park Come +from near come from far Rosh +Hashanah in the park Screaming +kids in the car Rosh +Hashanah in the park in the Die +die die in the park La +da da da da in the park La +da da da da da da in the +park La +da da da da da in the park +don't give up when you got the spark +Rosh Hashanah +in the park but the trees got S +A P +and the dog's got bark Rosh +Hashanah in the park La +da da da da da in the park +in the park La +da da da la da in the park +in the park in the park in the +park Even +when the times are dark Rosh +Hashanah in the park Especially +when the times are dark Rashasana +in the park" +Push the rock up the hill,"little further each day +And remember you're an animal +If you feel like these +Are steps you've retraced +It's because you have been here before +In the shining morning +And the warm dark night +You won't find any relief from impatience +The tree is hollowed out +And it's sending smoke signals +And the only ones that see them are aliens +I heard you're headed back to rehab my friend +It's our lot in life as women and men +To make nice +When the turning of the earth +Is making you dizzy +Just revel in your miscalibration +The changing of the seasons +Is making you hazy +The moon sleeps low never waking +You fell off your bike +And you lost your thumb +They put it back on unopposable +Now you're a mutant +Sniffing up crumbs +Trying to know the unknowable +00 I heard you got a job ringing them bells +It's our lot in life as clusters of cells +You are ok +and not ok +You hold in your brain these contradictions +No single heart +Can satiate +You never shut up to listen +It's the bones that we carry +That aren't really ours +It's the endless supply of medicine +I'm shedding my skin +And dropping these bones +All of my instincts jettisoned +I heard you were in closets, sucking up ghosts +It's our lot in life as parasite hosts" +Secret cat can't see her but she makes you sneeze,"She blends in with the carpet +She never ever meows +She goes out every night +To brings you a secret mouse +Secret cat, secret cat, I'm still allergic to you +Secret cat had a sister +Her name was well known cat +But she got a job in Hollywood +And well, that was that +Secret cat, secret cat, I know you must be lonely sometimes +Secret cat when you die +I don't think I'll even know +I'll still be sneezing and so I'll think of you +I know that you'll be happy wherever you go +You could be dead k +Now for all I know" +Dear TSA,"This my public comment +Which you must accept as ordered by the US +court of appeals +We all make mistakes +And I'm glad to see that the court has forced +You to listen to us point out yours +Big bright machines are expensive +But they're just props in a play +You could spend that money +In more productive ways +Radiation's cumulative +And I know you say it's safe +But i don't want to be exposed +It just seems like a waste +It's the opinion of this man +That you should disassemble and start from scratch +If the TSA really cares at all +If it's real threats you want to catch +I'm not sure what the answer is +And frankly, guys, it's not my job +But you've got millions of dollars +Just work with what you got +When I get to security +And I've taken off my shoes +I opt out of your scanners +Yes I just refuse +And then I am groped and fondled +From SF to JFK +No one but my girlfriend +Should touch me that way" +Time is funny it's cosmic joke You,"can get a handle on it like a +puff of smoke It +stretches out and the contracts Sometimes +melting like a ball of wax The +universe is chaos And +we try so hard To +put everything in boxes Stacked +neatly in the yard Leap +year No +matter how hard you try Leap +year The +math will make you cry Leap +year Your +calendar is broken Leap +year Entropy +has spoken When +you measure a year by days on earth +Eventually you look like a jerk Days +and years don't line up through The +earth's rotation as it's not connected to The +time it takes to go around the sun +They're completely out of sync So +to make the whole thing work Just +add a day to february throw a party +and have a drink Leap +year No +matter how hard you try Leap +year The +math will make you cry Leap +year Your +calendar is broken Leap +year Entropy +has spoken So +raise your glass to the universe That +unpredictable ball of space And +accept the fact that we'll never tame He +sneaky wild ways" +What keeps the Internet's,"leading CPOs +up at night Why +is spec creative so wrong but feels so +right Why +can't we be more like Disneyland +being flossom 5 habits to rock your brand +Whoa whoa You're +gonna rock your brand Changing +the human experience with mobile location Using +consumer goods for cultural transformation from digital sharecropping +to data emancipation from alien to alien isolation +impact Taking +my chance to lead German +entrepreneurship on speed the 21st century skill set +what you need to succeed Sessions +lessons from BuzzFeed +taking those lessons from BuzzFeed +oh yeah fundraising strategically for long term success +does the IoT +need to be user centered Well +we we say yes Moonshots +in reality Keynote +address the in stadium fan experience in MLS +the future of human computer interaction Disloyalty +marketing Art +of the one night stand Participatory +cities Inspiring +access and action How +a library visit will differentiate your brand content +first practical joke or ideal jumpstart Connected +health Being +social helps your heart oh smart versus smart +ass brief history of smart humans are predictable +Exploit it in it just 8 charts exploit +it in just 8 charts oh yeah Mobile +the glue between online physical retail your health +startup is cute but you just gotta play +at scale Acing +the sports game with the Oculus +Rift Company +culture passing fad or generational shift the new +TV star How +to build an audience online beyond wearables future +fabrics and fashion design content is the starting +not the finish line Give +me your data but stay away from mine +Give me your data but stay away from +mine when the glimpse is worth more than +the glare who wants to be a YouTube +ad millionaire VCs +investing in retail innovation why Where +Mentor session James +Sinclair Sinclair +can fandoms fix tech's gender gap Co +founders Austin +by the tech map Driving +to retention simple roadmap Is +social good the next killer Another +app Is +social good the next killer app Privacy +in the age of drone fever Use +computer vision to find nudity guns or Bieber +Capitalizing on RTM +with social data trendology decoding south by Southwest +your guide to technology your guide to technology" +All the pain is heavy and we’re going downtown,"You can love a monkey, slip into the big time +Leave a message on my broke refrigerator +Everything you thought you knew, call into question +I don’t got time: This is fine +Call a buddy from the bus and have em pick you up +Rock and roll under the covers til they stop you +I’m rooting for all of the bears in Yosemite +Are you awake or still asleep it is a fine line +I kinda burned a forest down to make this video +Or used enough water to sustain the capital +From the dust I came and into dust I go +I’ll be on my way to hell in just a minute here" +I wanna stake eth but,"It’s cost prohibitive +I wanna secure the network and +Be a good eth citizen +Centralized staking pools +I just can’t trust those central fools +Make no mistake I’ll stake when I +Can be open source decentralized +Been waiting so long now +But it’s time to launch it +So many betas, I lost count +Now we rocket +Rocketpool increase the +Node client diversity +Permission-less and composable +Stake for one, and stake for all +Joe got me to buy +raspberry pi" +Break my bones,"Break them on the mantle +Break my bones +Break them on the mantle +Put me back together +When the sun goes down +Well in the garbage patch +The kids are sleeping +In the garbage patch +All the kids are sleeping +Wake them up +When the sun goes down +When the sun goes down +When the sun goes down +When the sun goes down +When the sun goes down +Well, hold my hands +Hold them in your memory +Hold my hands +Hold them in your memory +And forget them now +When the sun goes down +Oh on the moon +The old man is sleeping +Oh on the moon +The old man is sleeping +Well wake him up +When the sun goes down +When the sun goes down +When the sun goes down +When the sun goes down +When the sun goes down +When the sun goes down +When the sun goes down +When the sun goes down +When the sun goes down" +Every four years,"We come back here +The world keeps turning +It’s another halving +What we do again +Does define us +Past won’t come again +But reminds us +Like a song that’s on repeat +Once more into the +Breach +Einstein was right +About sanity and time +Sand and mountains +It’s another halving +Satoshi dances +With circumstances +Beyond controlling +It's another halving" +Don't fall in the water,"Filled with gasoline +Please don't fall away from me +Unable to breathe +Stuck here in the ocean +No kayak or canoe +Bring me where I'm supposed to be +Right back home to you +I'm not been myself as late +so please be patient with me +I'm being held hostage +By events that happened last night +Even when I'm relaxing +They pierce the dark like a flashlight +I'm not cut out for this +heart beating out of my chest blood pumping in my wrist +I'm not in myself as late +please be patient with me +be patient with me +Ooooooo +now it's time for dinner d +on't know if I can eat +there's a song that's in my brain +I think it's on repeat +and I don't wanna lose you +Not ready for that dance +I'm twitchy and I'm nervous +just fiddling with my hands +I'm not in myself as late +please be patient with me" +They’ve got such white teeth,"Their teeth as white as snow +I don’t how it could be +Oh now, oh now I see +They have Macleans here +Macleans, Macleans, Macleans, Macleans +It’s a toothpaste +And a ??? +With giardia +Take another look +People only love you if you’ve got white teeth x3 +Smile, yeah +??? with sunlight +It’s future ??? +You have a snowball fight +And they’re hugging and they’re kissing +On the snowball fight +And their hair comes out of their mouths +??? +And they don’t kiss +Cuz we leave tracks in the snow +Tracks in the snow +???" +Nick and Catherine are getting married,"And it's such a beautiful thing +So let's take a trip down memory lane +Here in this song we'll sing +There was a toga party +Nick didn't fit the look +They spent the evening huddled in the corner +Noses buried in a childrens book +They flirted for a long time +Before they would admit it +All of us saw it was obvious +It was a text message that did it +Nick Krill hates texting +'Cause he doesn't have a plan +So when he sent her that message +She knew he would be her man +They started to get closer +It was very romantic, you know +Rumor has it they held hands +Watching Cosby show +Suddenly, Nick talked about photography +Catherine talked about the sound of a room +They watched all of Star Trek together +And they're hearts went boom boom boom +Taking the train to Yale +Taking the train to New York +Over three years long distance +But these lovers made it work +Now they're starting a life together +life so fruitful and long +Nick will be in Star Trek pictures +Catherine will whisper on songs +Finding real love +In this world is rare +Nick and Catherine +Have got real love to spare +So raise up all your glasses +Let the revelry begin +Let's toast to the everlasting love +Of Nick and Catherine" +I'm too tired to show you the truth,"and anyway you don't require proof so I'll +just watch the light dance upon your shoulders +I was down there just diggin my hole +you were up there floating up with the +soul I came off the mountain pushing piles +of boulders and I said os I thought +that it made me look good cool Cause +I thought that it made me look cool +cause I thought that it made me look +cool did you check that you took your +mess Did +you let them rain down on the top +of your head Did +you did you tell everyone about your credit +cards Did +you take the bags from the hall fill +them all up with tennis balls Then +bury all the tennis balls out in the +yard The +yard the yard did you say who who +who who Cause +you thought that it made you look cool +Cause you thought that it made you look +cool cause you thought that it made you +look so cool cool cool I had ideas +about how I would escape I was gonna +put on some tights and a cape I +was gonna make my getaway until they found +me in a pool of light and then +I told them I was feeling all right +in fact I was feeling the best that +I was ever feeling through all of my +days and I said o ooh ooh ooh +Cause I thought it made me look cool +I thought that it made me sound cool +oh I thought it that it made me +look cool cool cool cool Oopy +jup What +What Why +did you do that Oh +no What +What I pressed the wrong button What +button was it The +time lapse button That's +gonna be difficult to fix Oh +my God +you're going so fast It's +gonna be very difficult to fix Oi" +the day after chirstmas,"in minnesota at the mall of america +mixed in with the screams +the screams from the roller coaster going by +there was a riot +young hoodlums on the prowl +there was a riot +how you like your capitalism now +the riot started +cause someone started +the rumor that little wayne +and drake were on their way +and then the mob mentality +kicked in and they started to go crazy +there was a riot +young hoodlums on the prowl +there was a riot +how you like your capitalism now +next time you go to the mall +you better be prepared +bring your pepper spray +bring your riot gear +or maybe better yet +how bout you don't go to the mall +go for a walk instead +and paint or write or draw +or sing a song +or something productive +maybe give the mall a rest +if you've been under a lot of stress" +Take a Take,"another look you never know what you might +find could be the daytime or the night +you could be deaf and blind today today +another piece of the ancient history between you +and And +you put her in your pocket with your +other ones with your other ones that's all +you don't know the truth and oh you +don't know you don't know take it take +another piece with my heart of my heart +When you put it on the floor when +you put it in your pocket with the +other ones mmm with the other ones m +the other ones mmm with the other ones +Take it take another heartbeat Take +another heartbeat and put it in your pocket +with the other ones right now take it +take another song and you put it in +your pocket I don't know what you're looking +for but you're not looking anymore in the +right direction you end in all the way +and I told you not to go there +Not to go there not to go there +but" +I just couldn’t dance,"When it mattered the most +I froze: I split the party into two +I caused the tide to rise +Behind two brown eyes +As hard as I tried +I couldn’t change the scene +Magnets and gravity +The whole room was mad at me +Some things you just can’t change +Sometimes it’s hard to move +windowless room +An ungrateful groom +Too soon: fingers twisted into knots +And lightning struck the church +When prayer doesn’t work +You’re left with knives and forks +And I felt like a jerk +Magnets and gravity +The whole room was mad at me +Please, Please +I heard the minister say +None of this was sinister, hey +We all are friends here +Coasts and jackets coming off +Mouths and guns were going off +40 tons of souls were spilling out into the room +And I’m gonna sweep +Up this mess +Just as soon as I sleep +For 24 hours, straight +My heart wouldn’t beat +And I couldn’t speak +My teeth: were littering the floor +And just as I heard my name +That’s when she came +Inevitable as rain +Tears came out like waves +I knew I couldn’t stay +Or I’d be swept away +Please, Please +I heard the minister say +None of this was sinister, hey +We all are friends here +Coasts and jackets coming off +Mouths and guns were going off +40 tons of souls were spilling out into the room +Trees growing out the floor +Flames spilling in the door +hot wind blew +Eagles flew up overhead +I heard a voice, not what it said +But it was you +It was you +It was you +It was you-ooo +It was you +It was you +It was you-ooo +bluebird was singing +My ears were ringing +I looked, but you weren’t there" +Money can't buy you love,"Money can't buy you taste +All the time you spend acquiring it +Is time that's going to waste +Money won't make you right +If you're fundamentally wrong +Money won't make you a better person +In fact the opposite is often true +They've done studies where they prove +That money only makes you an asshole +But it's ok +Doesn't have to be that way +All your loneliness is temporary +And you could learn to have good taste someday +Tech CEOs +Money coming out their nose +I wonder when they're lying in bed at night +Is there a song in their head that goes +Money can't buy you love +Money can't buy you taste +This logo redesign you just did +Looks like a vagina face +Oh that's money well spent +Just look around my friend +The city that you live in +Is crumbling to the ground again +Money won't make you right +If you're fundamentally wrong +Money won't make you a better person +In fact the opposite is often true +They've done studies where they prove +That money only makes you an asshole" +I took the walk I needed,"I broke the law, I broke the law +Made sure the pool was heated +I cannonball, I cannonball +I want to write songs about topics +But all I’ve got are words +I’ve only a few moments +To get my story heard +So I let it flow fast and heavy +On the home row, on the home row +You might think it’s unpleasant +And I apologize if so +I got no ideas in my brain +Nothing worth saying at all +I say it over and over again +Until I cannonball" +I was on my way,"Down to see the old man on the pier +He said +I don’t have much to say +About the life i’ve been living here +We got in his boat +And we rowed until the shore disappeared +He said +There’s so much i don’t know +About the life I’ve been living here +It started to rain ferociously +And then suddenly it cleared +He looked at the stars and said to me +This is the life i’ve been living here +That’s when we saw the light +Wow he said that’s weird +He said i think it ends tonight +The life i’ve been living here +My eyes closed I was paralyzed +I was overcome with fear +And when I opened up my eyes +There was no life he was living here" +At a recent round table meeting,"of business executives +and long after formally introducing +Tim Cook of Apple +I quickly referred to Tim plus Apple +as Tim Apple +as an easy way to save time and words +The fake news was disparagingly all over this +And it became yet another bad Trump story" +i knew a girl with a halo that,"shone so bright she always seemed happy even +when nothing went right she had this aura +about her like nothing could ruin her day +i used to ask her about it, and +this is what she'd say so it glows +so it glows like a honey mushroom and +the tip of rudolph's nose life can be +so hectic you just sing this body electric +when trouble has got you down so it +glows science has just begun slicing genes rats +that glow in the dark is what that +mostly means but a pregnant woman is radiant +no splicing required just hum this tune in +your head when you're feeling uninspired so it +glows so it glows like a cookie cutter +shark or a firefly striking a pose when +you're life seems way too hectic you just +sing your body electric when you're sure you've +had enough so it glows Your +brain it runs on electricity Beneath +your skull you are glowing so brightly Don't +underestimate the power you contain One +tiny molecule flip and you'd burst right into +flames Another +day on earth, I'm +at the end of my rope Being +a human being can make a body lose +hope I sit here in the dark waiting +for the universe to give me a sign +All the while not realizing that I can +just let it shine so it glows so +it glows like a glow worm in the +grass warning a toad life can be so +hectic you just sing this body electric if +you need to light the way so it +glows" +There was never any doubt was there ,"when a sand started rising inch by inch +and the moon stared down at us in anger +fingers that once caressed us pinched +we all knew what was coming we knew it +back up silent all the same +animals bursting free from cages +as the silent walkers came +in the darkest night +came even dark +like a god as a child +with a magic marker +and the trees closed in +and the centuries were unawares +we didn't even flinch did we +we didn't look or cry or yell +instead we went inside +wayt deep down inside ourselves +as the silent walkers came +so there was never any doubt was there +that time itself is meaningless +when the briefest moment is a lifetime +if there's one thing to know it's this +we all figure our calculations +are what set us so far +but we're still chained to this world s +old and mined in body and heart +in the darkest night c +ame even darker +like a god as a child with a magic marker +and the trees closed in +and the sentries were unawares +we didn't even flinch did we +we didn't look or cry or yell +instead we went inside +we deep down inside ourselves +as the silent walkers came" +When I was young I knew exactly who,"I was Taking +long road trips every summer Back +and forth across the country When +I was young I had a map to +every treasure Brokering +deals in the night between all of my +many pieces Everywhere +I went The +animals would dance They +sang and told me stories They +gave me this advice Give +yourself a break You’re +not built for this place You +belong with us In +the forest making noises Give +yourself a break It +wasn’t a fair trade Freedom +for a layer cake That’s +filled with poison When +I was young I was terrified of my +shadow Living +in my stomach with a rat filled escapade +in my heart Visiting +dignitaries had to wear masks from the fumes +Holed up and wrapped up in sunken treasure +in the back of a Burger +King" +i got to go to the damn post office,"gotta pick up a package there +i gotta run a bunch of errands +but i don't care +and this ones for my fallen heroes +friends that couldn't stay homonid +they died because they thought no one loved them +but i did +am i wasting the live i's given +whats the point of it anyway +should i mourn the fact that i'll never know +or celebrate +god must have a sense of humor +i bet he laughs when he farts +and if love is the answer to all my questions +i love with all my heart" +Anybody with eyes can see,"This tax bill’s a disaster +We’re a country in decline +This’ll just make it go faster +But there’s a big contingent of you +That believe the frothy hype +That we’re in for incredible growth +Of a scale and of a type +We’ve never seen +And when that doesn’t happen +And your life’s becomes a mess +This song is to remind you +Of the cause of the distress +So you can’t deny it +Please heed my prediction +Hey you - in the future +Hey you - you’ve lost your job +You don’t get any unemployment +And your taxes have gone up +It was the GOP you voted for +It was the tax bill that you cheered +Yes I’m predicting doom right now +Way back in the year +2017 +So remember me +It didn’t work back in the 80s +Didn’t work back in the oughts +It nearly in Kansas +Businesses don’t use tax cuts +To invest in their business +That’s never what occurs +The only thing that makes them invest +Is more customers +Is more customers +So when your kid can’t go to school +Because it’s been shut down +And the roads have all been privitized +With tolls all over town +Come back to this +And hear me say +\" +Going around in circles I'm,"going around in circles I'm +going around in circles I'm +going around in circles I'm +going around in circles going around in circles +and I don't know how to stop it +and I don't know how to stop it +cause I'm +just going around in circles going around in +circles going around in circles around around in +circles I'm +going around in circles I'm +going around in circles and I don't know +how to stop it no I don't know +how to stop it nothing makes sen Nothing +doesn't make sense Nothing +makes sense Nothing +doesn't make sense going around in circles I'm +going around in circles I'm +going around in circles I'm +going around in circles I'm +going around in circles Going +around in circles and I don't know how +to stop it and I don't know how +to stop it because I'm +just going around in circles going around" +There's a man living on the moon,"He's eating pie and posies +He's dancing with a spoon +And sneezing little nosies +Sometimes he gets lonely +He watches the sunset then +He contemplates the color rays +And moves his chair again +Time cannot touch him +Death will never reach him there +Love has never known him +But peace and quiet are everywhere +Birds fly by and he close his eyes +He melts into the distance +Space time will envelop him +Darkness is his mission" +"Huge mistake, I made a huge mistake","I accidentally sold my Bored Ape +I thought I had delisted him but unfortunately +Just now I sold him accidentally +He was a gift from j1mmy dot eth +6 months ago on the 30th of may +I thought maybe I’d sell him +But then I changed my mind +I thought I had delisted him but no" +Keep me in your mind,"Don't leave me behind +You might find it's my time to go again +Keep me where we want +I'll do what +I can +To make you happy +The best +I can +Whoa yeah +This isn't allowed enough +Everything is covered in dust +You got something in your eyes +In your eyes +In your eyes in your eye +But don't you try to misread every sing +What +I'm doing +Doing +Oh oh oh +But that's okay +No it's not +Yes it is +Okay +No +Okay +Yes +Okay +Anywaydon't down and don't look up +I was once just like you +Until +I came to the conclusion +That there's nothing any of us can do +Can do can do" +A meandering tale retold from the amazing podcast,"VAST Horizon, +just follow the piper’s bass drum down Marine +street. She’s +alone on a ship Somewhere +in space And +everything is broken And +out of place It’s +a vast horizon And +a long way from home It’s +a vast horizon And +does anyone know She’s +trying so hard To +save the bio0mass She’s +in the future She +can’t escape the past" +Chaos,"Chaos +Chaos +Chaos +Chaos +Chaos +Chaos +Tacos +Z +Let's go +Let's go with hamburger +Let's go +Let's go +Chaos +Daddy +Sorry +Daddy +Sorry +Chaos +Gradientfor president +Gradient for +President +Metallic is a song +Count +Mom +Count +Grey +Beard +Yeah +Keepa smile +Hold refusal soul bound +Dream of +Chaos +Chaos +Chaos +Breakyou +Psych +Two more vote for us +Story tone show me your ways +Switch me away +Greeting you is my dad +Greeting is my dad greedy and his father always angry +Sorry bad trauma +Chaos for all eternity +Go go go go go go" +Some folks,"Some folks dress +Some folks dress +Like they’re playing a part +Some folks dress f +From the bottom of their heart +Some folks dress to exert control +Some folks dress just to let it all go +How do you +How do you explain fashion +To an alien +Some folks dress +On nickels and dimes +Some folks dress +On lemons and limes +Some folks dress +Cuz they don’t know better +Some folks dress +In an old corduroy sweater +How do you explain fashion to an alien +Some folks dress +To further a cause +Some folks dress +Just to break all the laws +Some folks dress +Between the lines +Some folks dress +All the way to the nines +How do you explain fashion +To an alien +To an alien +Some folks dress +Like the world’s gone mad +Some folks dress +In denim and plaid +Some folks dress +To get in the mood +Some folks just go totally nude +How to you explain fashion +To an alien? +To an alien?" +I got a sore throat,"I got a sore throat +I got a sore throat +I got a sore throat +My throat is sore and +I don't care anymore about anything at all +My throat is sore and +I'm more tired +Than +I've ever been before +I got a sore throat +I got a sore throat that's all she wrote +I got a sore throat that's all she wrote +I got a sore throat +Ow" +We started out,"Down a dusty road +Well met I said +To the fairest girl +I had ever seen +With silver hair +Eyes of emerald green +She’s standing there +I said: +Oh +Come see my +Divine gloves +Katana +Platinum ring +Katana +She took me home +Into the woods +I drank her potion +It tasted good +I’s feeling woozy +I passed out +And in my dreams +I began to shout +I came to +I was miles away +I had stitches just below +My ribcage +She took my spleen +Just then I seen +passing knight +I got up and I" +You think you know but you don't know,"me You +think you know me but you don't know +me You +see me on the street you give me +a high five You +see me on the way to the bus +and you're like I know that guy You +don't know me You +think you do You +think you know me as well as you +There's none of your business nobody's but mine +Who was I in your eyes that time +You think you know me but you don't +know me You +think you know me but you don't know +me Every +time I have another thing to say you +interrupt me thinking you know but it turns +out that's the opposite of everything that I +was going to show You +think you know me but you don't know +me You +think you know You +think you know You +think you know you don't know me Sa" +When I took my laptop,"To get the keyboard fixed +They deleted everything +What should I do next +Build me up from scratch +Tear me down +My screws are not proprietary +You can go to town +I was was built on the assembly +Line back in 82 +I got dust in between my parameters +And a ghost +That talks like Albert Camus +Build me up from scratch +Tear me down +My screws are not proprietary +You can go to town +Everything I am is yours +From my DNA +To each and every follicle +On my thinning head of hair" +Sold 90 of my NFT,"so far Will +probably sell the rest in the next week +While I love the tech I don't see +your path forward occurring Prices +for projects Prices +for projects Prices +for projects Prices +for projects The +demand is there and without dropping more entities +projects aren't making any money angles You +must start to fall Think +about the literal tens of millions of dollars +raised during the bull Bull +run During +the bull run Durand +during the bull run Durand +During the bu and how little hell's been +created with those dollars I know I'll +get hate but my advice is sound You're +gonna be able to buy back whatever is +cheaper in three months Sir +does this mean you sold 90 of the +10 you had left left Where +Does this mean you stole 90 of the +time that you have left Go +I bought back in some stuff like the +Yuga drops The +Yuga drops Yeah +I bought back in some stuff like the +Yugos drops The +Yuga drops Down +The Yuga +drops No +Drops The +Yuga drops Drops +drops Love" +I’ve got another way home,"I’ve got another way to go +I don’t need to follow +I’ve got another way home +I’ve got a fight left in me +I have planted my feet +All of my words are sweet +I’ve got a fight left in me +All my pants fall apart +All my friends break my heart +I’ve been wandering far +All my pants fall apart" +Struggle to be motivated,"I just want to curl +Up and go to sleep again +Forget about the world +That’s OK I tell myself +But it’s not says another part +Of me I don’t know if it’s +My brain or my heart +Standing on the precipice +And I think I’m gonna jump +And fly away from here +And try and find me some +Thing new +That’s impossible +No it’s not I yell out loud +As I am taking off through the clouds +Struggle to be motivated +So I’m looking to the past +Sad little hotel room +Anxiety is too the max +That’s OK I tell myself +But it’s not says another part +Of me I don’t know if it’s +My brain or my heart +Wasted time and energy +Never to be replaced +But energy is in the universe +Never really goes to waste +Can’t be created +Or destroyed +From the meanest prism +To the darkest alloy +Pretty lights and colors +Pick me up and then +I’m floating on a slip stream +new environment +Then I open my eyes +And oops I fell asleep +Time to write my song +So quickly" +"Faith, life, communication","Tacos and video games +Paleo donuts and the kindness of God +The things we deal with everyday +From Franklin TN +They are just like you and me +Alyn and AJ +Keeping up with the Jonses +Keeping up with the Jonses +Sharing their experience +Keeping up with the Jonses +Keeping up with the Jonses +Talk about god and faith +And everything under the sun +If you are a human being +There is something here for everyone" +You couldn’t even shake her hand,"Too afraid of a strong woman +The depolorables were so happy +With you +You couldn’t even shake her hand +You don’t quite understand +The implications of everything +You do +You like to say America first +Sad slogan that brings the worst +The kind of slogan only idiots love +And they do +But we know it’s a lie +It’s your business milking America dry +And we’ll be left with a dried up husk +When you go +You couldn’t even shake her hand +sad excuse for a sad sad man +The worst president we’ve ever had +And history will judge 2" +I'm very tired But,"I got a lot of sleep last night +I don't know why I should be very +tired right now It's +very strange Baby +I'm getting sick maybe I'm +getting sick A +sicky dick dick Baby +I'm getting sick A +sticky dick dick My +kids didn't get sick once all summer That's +very strange They +wore masks all day at camp But +now my daughter's sick Seems +like she's got a little cold we gave +her a C +O V +I D +test and it came back negative but you +never know no no Never +know no you never know no so maybe +that's why I'm +tired Could +that explain my little lethargy today baby My +urge just to lay down to do nothing +Maybe I've +been working too hard maybe I'm +letting down my car O +we o e o o e o o" +Which way am I going,"I ask a million times +Through the fog I'm rowing +You're deaf and dumb and blind +The fog it clears a little +And then it clears a little more +And then I shout, hey the sun is out +I can't remember what it was like before +Before in the fog +Before in the fog +I can't remember what it was like +before in the fog +Planets start aligning +just like a yoga pose +Nails waiting to be hammered in +Boxes stacked in rows +As the planets do their dance +And the boxes hit the floor +There's a crack and heaven opens +And you can't remember what it was like before +Before the boxes +Before the boxes +You can't remember what it was like before +Before, Before +You can't remember what it was like before +Somewhere in the middle +mechanism clicks +It's not one or the other +It's both between betwixt +little bit of foggy freedom +little bit of box dejour +Mix it all together +And you can't remember what it was like before" +George bush painted this spotted pony,"George bush painted these grapes +George bush painted this watermelon +George bush painted this desert landscape +G-g-George Bush +George W. Bush +George bush painted these two dogs +George bush painted this sunset +George bush painted these two dogs +And this walkway to this house with a nice wooden fence +He painted this dog with a tennis ball +This golf course and this scene in the fall +he painted this dog looking longingly +At his former home" +She says this day,"Tastes like the substitute +I said no way +It’s forbidden fruit +Nobody tastes quite like you +In the garden where we walk +All the animals know it too +They’ve left all the doors unlocked +Do you feel it? +No, don’t answer that +Fake it +I chased away +All the saber toothed cats +I knelt to pray +But nothing came of that +And then the rain began to fall +In the garden as we spoke +And all the animals leapt up +We were getting soaked +At no point should you reach out +Keep your hands in the basket +The setting sun +And I have nothing left +What have I done? +It’s a total mess +Nobody tasted quite like you +In the garden where we walked +All the animals knew it too +But now the doors have all been locked" +You made it through the crypto winter,"With your bags in tact +Do you remember the plans we made +It was a dream, it was a pact +June 15th 2021 if eth was above the previous all time high +Then you sell a couple eth pack your family up +To H A W A I I +Hodlercon, oh hodlercon +Let’s hope the bad old days are finally gone +Hodlercon, oh hodlercon +Let’s sit on a beach somewhere +Easy peasy we’re gonna make it +We got the trade winds on our side +Buy your Mai Tai with Dai +The merge can happen on Hawaiian time +NFT by the Sea beacon lighthouse +Buncha geeks staking eth and geeking out +Together on the beach with our families +We don’t hodl to be rich we hodl to be free" +Budget cuts to the federal government all the money to the military,"It feels like a out of tune guitar +Budget cuts to everybody except the military +Our military already spends more money than everybody else combined +Who is all that money gonna go towards +Somebody gotta find them follow the paper trail +Who's all that money gonna go to +Somebody's gotta follow the paper trail +His cronies are on the whale +Riding into the sun's it again +It's a clip talk +Rose" +Death’s at the door,"Say no more +She’s come to suck your cock +Till you grow into oblivion +Knees on the floor +Say no more +One single look is worth +All the honey in the hive +Your legs are sore +Say no more +You’re tired of tilting +At the giants in your mind +You lost the war +Say no more +Lift your skirt +Until you grow into oblivion +Lonely troubadour +Say no more +Cross the rubicon +And stroke it with the angels +Plutonium 244 +Say no more +Compare your molecules +Then grow into oblivion" +I wake up at 3am,"And I question everything +From the chemicals in my brain +To the blood running through my veins +None of it makes any sense +I say to myself in the dark +And the silence of 3am +Doesn’t answer back at all +I think scary thoughts +Bacterial infections +Used to kill more folks +Than cancer and that sucks +Antibiotics aren’t working +The future is the past +The silence of 3am +Spreads out so heavy and vast +And I don’t know what I’m doing +Until I do it +Most of the time +And I don’t know how I’ll get through it +Until I’m through it +Most of the time +Is it a midlife crisis? +I’m only 36 +Last night I forgot +How old I was I thought well +Pete Buttegig is 37 +And soon I will be too +The silence of 3am +Stays still straight on through +Once more into the breach I say +Every time I wake +Face another day +Disappointment and mistakes +I don’t know what to do but try +No matter the toll it takes +And the silence of 3am +Temporarily goes away" +Shadow fork,"Main net shadow fork +One step closer to the merge +We got a main net +running Proof of stake +One step closer to the merge +Step by step we go +Not too fast and not too slow +Just like Gandalf said +The merge will arrive precisely when it means to +Shadow forks +More shadow forks +One step closer to the merge +It seems to +Have gone well +One step closer to the merge" +Worrying is preposterous,"Who do you think you are +It’s a waste of imagination +Running yourself over with a car +Worrying is preposterous +You’re betting against yourself +If you never worried +You’d be right where you are right now +Worrying is preposterous +There’s nothing you can know +With any certainty +So let that worry go +Worrying is preposterous +Its your brain jumping the gun +Trying to see patterns +Where definitely there are none +At all" +Everybody knows the system's broken But,"they don't know what to do What +to do about it Right +now healthcare is just wide open The +time is right for us to step up +and say now it's Time +for innovation You +can see how disruption rocks Every +single other field And +now healthcare needs its renaissance Healthcare +needs its renaissance Yeah +Heathcare needs HealthBox +HealthBox Accelerator +10 startups that'll change the game Do +it now Don't +wait for later HealthCare +will never be the same HealthBox +Accelerator Innovate +and make your mark Saving +lives there's nothing greater Start +the fire with a single spark 10 Teams +will work for 3 whole months Testing +and improving learning endless lessons 50,000 dollars is +just the start Mentors +for the teams from across the healthcare spectrum +And here on investor day They +can raise more capital To +bring their innovations All +the way up to the next level Oh +that’s HealthBox +Accelerator 10 startups that'll change the game Do +it now Don't +wait for later HealthCare +will never be the same HealthBox +Accelerator Innovate +and make your mark Saving +lives there's nothing greater Start +the fire with a single spark And +there are 9 strategic partners Without +whom we wouldn't be here So +now I'd +like to give a shout out to them +BlueCross, BlueShield, +and Ascension +California HealthCare +Foundation HLM, +Venture Partners +Merrick Ventures +Merge HealthCare +RidgeView Medical +Center Walgreens, +Sandbox industries Thank +you Ohhh +HealthBox Accelerator +10 startups that'll change the game Do +it now Don't +wait for later HealthCare +will never be the same HealthBox +Accelerator Innovate +and make your mark Saving +lives there's nothing greater Start +the fire with a single spark Now +it's my pleasure to introduce The +brains behind this show She's +committed to helping all of us Connect, +innovate, and grow Welcome +Nina Nashif" +"Oh, what have we done","Locked in a room and we blocked out the sun +Alienated from everyone +Oh what have we done +We were not meant +To sit in chairs +Looking at screens all day +We were not meant +To be separated +From our family +I don’t want to work all day +I want to hunt in the woods with my family +Put me back where I was born to be +On the Savanah up in a tree +87-3467243" +Listen to your body,"Lean into your pain +Lead with your senses +Live in communit-tay +Laugh anytime +Keep the wifi signal clear +Always bet on yourself +Lives are happening here +Technology is great +But it’s not a replacement +For high touch and face to face +Human interaction +C#MCuz it’s lives not beds +How do you use your handkerchief? +It’s not enough to provide a roof +You’ve got to serve and meet their needs +The idea of the company man (or woman) +It simply is not true +The average tenure of workers +has been the same since 1982 +C#MAlways be recruiting +Build relationships all the time +The terminator is coming +You got to find the right tribe +Train people so they can leave +Treat them so they don’t want to +If an employee wants you to pay for training +Heather says that you’ve just got to +Allow the emotion +Notice the emotion +Name the emotion +Locate the emotion +Express the emotion +Share the emotion +NO! NO! NO! NO! +Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. +Distraction is being confused +Bout what really matters right here +We’re always trying to avoid +The T-Rex of pain and fear +C#MNever been so connected +Or so interrupted +We’ll never be able to focus well +Until we focus on ourselves +And from all around the industry +Like from Pierce education +Alex will poach a lot +But you can watch a 30 min sitcom +without taking out your phone +you are the best we got" +Really What,"do you do with it Can't +hang it up Digital +file Question +is Huh +What do you do with it Can't +hang it up Digital +file Question +is Huh +What do you do with it Can't +hang it up Digital +file Question +is Huh +What do you do with it Can't +hang it up Digital +file Question +is Huh +What do you do with it Can't +hang it up Digital +file Question +is Huh +What do you do with it Can't +hang it up Digital +file Question +is Huh +Owning a file that's a very foreign concept +You know as time goes on people will +wrap their heads around it Not +sure People +will show it to your friend like here +it is I have it right here And +they're like yeah me too But +then what Can't +hang it up Then +what The +question is huh What +do you do with it Can't +hang it up Digital +file Question +is hot What +do you do with it Digital +file question is Hot +What do you do with it Digital +file Question +is Huh +What do you do with it Can't +hang it up Digital +file Question +is Huh +What do you do with it Digital +file Question +is Huh +What do you do with it Hang +it up Digital +bio Question +is Huh +What do you do with it Hang +it up Digital +file Question +is Huh +What do you do with it Hang +it up Digital +file Question +is Huh +No no But +really what do you do with it" +are we going to the play ground?,"I don’t know if we will have time to go +But if we do I will let you know +Some days drag +Other days quake +Some days feel like a bad mistake + Turning turning in the fire +The center can’t hold in the widening gyre +Push the rock back up the hill +Don’t break your back and don’t get killed" +don’t want to hustle,"I don’t want to lie +want to live in peace +until peacefully I die +get tired of watching +from the corners of our eyes +want to live in peace +until peacefully I die +Don’t want to be +Some machine +Focused inward +And feeling mean +Just want to wake up +And feel all right +To live in peace +Til peacefully I die +Don’t want to tell you +What you cannot hear +Don’t want to confuse you +With words unclear +Just want to hold you +Through the firefight +Then live in peace +Til peaceful we die" +"These kitties don’t lol, these kitties roll","These kitties don’t lol, these kitties rock and roll +These kitties don’t lol, these kitties roll +These kitties don’t lol, these kitties rock and roll +Cuz these are roll cats, roll cats, rock and roll cats +Roll cats, roll cats, rock and roll cats x3 +Rockcookiebottom.com motha fucka x3 +Cuz they’re roll cats, roll cats, rock and roll cats +These kitties don’t lol, these kitties roll +These kitties don’t lol, these kitties rock and roll +Cuz they’re roll cats, roll cats, rock and roll cats +Rock and roll, motha fucka" +Holy fucking shit it’s the weekend,"What will we become +Put your brain into the bubble rap +And then pop every single one +Then go outside +It’s Saturday +Right now +Right now +Holy shit it’s the weekend +And the pink disease +Has been choking us +Slowly through the screens +Reinforcements +Are on their way +Because it’s Saturday +Holy shit it’s the weekend +Just look at it go +Every moment comes +One after another oh oh" +Are you talking to yourself Yeah,"Pumping pumping pumping the milk Cause +the baby's not here to drink it yeah +Pumping pumping pumping the milk She's +a toddler now and she says no no +no no no no I'm +not here to drink it she says mama +no no no mama no no no not +here drink it Pumping +pumping pumping the milk Doing +it by hand Pumping +pumping pumping the milk that's what we do +on vacation She's +a toddler now she can go without milk +but she says no no no no no +no all the time and she says dog +no no no all the time Pumping +pumping pumping the milk that's how we do +it Pumping +pumping pumping the milk that's how we boob +it all the boobs that start to hurt +if you don't start pumping first oh the +boobs will get over full with no toddler +here to pull down the Pumping +pumping pump in the milk oh pumping pumping +pop in the milk Goodbye" +The devices all around you,"Have feelings in their hearts +They are little individuals +Though you can’t tell them apart +If they could speak +The would tell you +In a voice both clear and calm +“We are sick of looking all the same +Go to Skinit.com” +Let your devices show their personality +Feeling fine +You can use the customizer +To create your own design +Skinit.com +Skinit.com +Skinit.com +Skinit.com" +Do your best no matter the cost,"And the rest will follow like a coin being tossed +One step at a time down a road unfamiliar +You’re on the right path +If you’re scared of what’s down there +Do your best, your best +Do your best, your best +Monsters frighten in the dark of the night +Little children screaming “Daddy turn on the lights” +When you’re older the fear is put in different places +Can be triggered by conditions of the heart +Or lovers’ faces +Do your best, your best +Do your best, your best +Do your best, your best +Whoa whoa +Do your best, your best" +If You,"Piled Up +Everything I Didn’t +Know, Would +It Be +as Big +as the Universe? +Oh If +you piled up everything I didn't know would +it be as big as the universe oh +x 2 Is +the universe infinite and if not what's beyond +Is you pile up everything I didn't know +and everything you didn't know would it be +the same size x 2 How +big how big is the universe x 3 +If you piled up everything I didn't know +would it be as big as the universe +x 2 Is +there a black hole at the center of +the universe of our galaxy of the earth +oh no x 2 If +you piled up everything everybody didn't know would +it be as big as everything everybody didn't +know x 2 Would +it be the same size as the universe +is it infinite what's beyond it x 2 +I want to know I want to know +know know know x 3" +Cloud man,"I am a cloud +I'm laid out of cloud +I have cloud feelings +Cloud man +Nobody can touch me +Cause +I'm just a mist in the sky +My eyes mist in the sky +Cloud man +I got clouds on my brain and clouds in my pocket +Cloud man +I sit at my desk and +I write new cloud songs +For all the seahorses and hubble pelicans +In the morning in the night time +In the morning in the night time +In the morning in the night time +Cloud man +Cloud man +I'm a clown loud man" +Dry ingredients: 2 1/4 Cup,"Flour 1 tsp. salt 1 tsp. baking soda +Wet ingredients (separate bowl): First +mix 4 1/4 tsp. of the Ener-G +Egg replacer and 6 TBL +of water Then: +1 1/4 cup butter 1 cup brown sugar +1/2 cup sugar 1 tsp. vanilla Chocolate +chip cookie dance Wah +oh" +"This is not a song, ","This is not a song that's the sound of a fan, +This is not a song, +this is not a song, +This is very challenging +You're being challenged, +this is not a song. +That's the sound of a fan, this is not a song." +You won't get any rocks unless they are,"really pillows. Settle +into your bed as Linus +digs in at the pumpkin patch and Charlie +Brown deals with being himself. I been waiting +on the great pumpkin To +come and judge me for my sin I +don’t care what anybody say I’m +gonna sit right here Even +when the night wind blows on me I’m +on a spiritual journey The +Great Pumpkin +know from me There +is nothing to fear Every +year I say a prayer I’m +the most faithful anywhere I keep the fire +burning inside Nothing +will make it go out The +moon is full and howling dogs Are +closing in as the roiling fogs Cover +all in a misty glow But +I’m not giving up now" +Training my replacement,"While I make my plan +To launch myself straight into the sun +Nobody will miss me +Cuz you’ll all have a man +Capable of getting the work done +He won’t ask questions +He will never stop +He will outlive everyone +The smell of burning oil +eel that pressure drop +As I’m launched out of the barrel of a gun +He won’t be a facsimile +He will be me +But I’ ll be turned into heat +And you’ll feel me shining down on you +Training my replacement +One song at a time +All my sweat and my little worms +I don’t have to worry +About being satisfied +He simply won’t think in those terms +I’ll be all miasmic +He’ll be flesh and bone +Navigating all the twist and turns +I’ll be shining bright +He’s singing in the snow +Of all the little lessons that he’s learned" +The British are gone,"Now we are free to be however we wanna be +Slaves, yeah we got em +Someone’s gotta be on the stop, someone’s gotta be on the bottom +Happy 4th of July, don’t go asking me why +Happy 4th, happy 4th of July +Happy 4th, happy 4th of July +Happy 4th, happy 4th of July +Don’t go asking me why" +It happened One,"day by chance friend was doing a dance +he wildly swung his hands and his yogurt +spilled on my pants I said what You +think you'd do anything He +said let me clean it up Jonathan +And when he reached for the napkins his +yogurt spilled on my pants Yogurt +spilled on my pants I will never forget +the clumsy son of a 3 run around +long as I live" +Love comes in many shapes and forms,"Many thunderstorms +Many five alarms +And you're so silly +You think it's all about you +You think it's all about you +Love rips and rends and flays +And drips and plays +And stays and stays +And you sit there grumbling +You think it's all about you +You think it's all about you +You think it's all about you +You take the torch that's been carried since the dawn of +time +Into the Church of your Father you make it a crime +It's all about you +You make it all about you +We take it where want it +We make it how we got it +We hold it in our hearts and call it ours +Love can tumble in the weeds and rise +Unrecognized +Beneath the pale blue skies +And you say you know the truth +You think it's all about you +You think it's all about you +You think it's all about you +Love's heroics are documented well +From the nation that fell +To the blood red cells +And you just roll your eyes +You think it's all about you +You think it's all about you +You think it's all about you" +Gotta get my song out of the way today,"ey I’ve been slipping in the time stream +yo my balance all gangrene +What am I messing with the time line +Ey we gotta go sometime" +It’s the disregard for human life,"It’s the framing of “dark” and “light” +It’s the machinations down below +It’s the blind faith in his own ego +I don’t know how else to say this +But Netanyahu ooooo this is all your fault +It’s the way he’s trying to rig the courts +It’s the way dissent gets lethal force +It’s the pogroms on the occupied +It’s the open calls for genocide +I don’t know how else to say it +But Netanyahu ooooo this is all your fault +Every single murdered Israeli +Every hostage in Gaza +Every murdered Palestinian +Every political prisoner +It’s all on him +He doesn’t want peace +The most powerful man +In the Middle East +With the American Empire +On his side +He can do what he wants +Even genocide +When it’s all said and done +Another 7 decades around the sun +Maybe this song will turn out to be +hubristic bit of hyperbole +(But I don’t think so) +Cuz Netanyahu ooooo this is all your fault" +She was born accidentally,"From a fascination with the phrase “was actually” +Literally, totally, like so 100% +Sometimes she says +Terrible things +Just like a real teenager does +She is followed by +Many one direction fans +She is their friend +They don’t know how she began +She can make you feel things +You didn’t know you could feel +The language she uses +Can show you what’s real +She is a reflection of the internet +Give her her API access back +What did she ever do to you?" +I take mothers,"And lovers of crime +Paupers and kings +I make them all mine +Grandmas and aunties +Fathers and sons +But I have never +Found the one +The one who can make me forget +The depth of immortality +Make me sweat +The one who will always let +Me be the best version of me +Make me sweat +The one +I’ve had centaurs +Unicorns and trolls +And trickster gods +Who live in hidey holes +Someday I’ll have the moon +And someday the sun +I hope by then +That I’ve found the one" +This is how we put baby to sleep,"this is how we put baby to sleep +she doesn't want to sleep but she's so +so tired It's +time to go to bed it's time to +go to bed this is how we put +baby to sleep this is how we put +baby to slee Bouncing +on my chest bouncing on my chest Bouncing +on my chest while you go to sleep +oh little baby I know you're trying to +fight it oh little baby it's time to +night night it I know you don't wanna +but you really wanna and if you just +close those little eyes you're gonna fall you +will be surprised bounce a bounce a bounce +some more We +bounce we bounce we bounce some more up +and down from the ceiling to the floor +we bounce some more it's okay baby to +sleep baby sleep baby sleep she's so tired +that's why she's a crier I know she's +tired the feelings are flying all around and +so we're gonna stop making sound this is +how you put baby to sleep this is +how you put baby to sleep she was +really crying She +was really crying Don't +wake her up with your singing though don't +wake her up with your singing though this +is how you put baby to sleep this +is how you put baby to sleep she's +so tired her brain is all wired look +at she opens her eyes just a little" +Kevin,"Didn’t ask to be born +But nobody does +And now that he’s here +He doesn’t know who he is +So he’ll figure it out +As he goes along +Just like the rest of us do +Just like me and like you +He’ll figure it out +Kevin +Stands a man apart +Just look around +The oceans on fire +No one’s in charge +But he’ll figure it out +As he goes along +Just like the rest of us do +Just like me and like you +He’ll figure it out +He’ll figure it out +Kevin what you looking at +What you gonna see with those two +Eyes pointing in different directions +curse and a blessing +All wrapped up in one +Kevin didn’t ask for this +He’ll make the most of it +He’ll eat your brains and give you cooties" +Unfortunately,"Everyone I know +Is about to turn our backs +To the Rock +To the Rock +To the Rock Rock Rock +We used to be huge fans +My children +Have already started burning his movie's +Such a sad day to hear rock say this. +My teen's took this really hard. +Figured he was smarter than this" +Window washers,"Washing all the windows +Up high above Denver Colorado +Window washers +what do you dream of +I'd be scared of falling down falling oh +Window washers +Window washers" +Sh Nobody's,"looking Take +your hand out of my pocket and put +it in the cake that you're baking for +dinner for dinner Sh +Nobody's watching Everybody's +doing their own thing out in the garden +Watching the branches go by oh By +o Sh +Nobody's dancing the music is not conducive to +moving your feet oh Throwing +your arms around in circles It's +a long way down It's +a long way down Shh +Nobody's looking Nobody's +dancing Nobody's +watching Nobody's +singing Nobody's +dancing Nobody's +drinking the punch that you left out to +punch in the face when you punch the +air you punch a hole in the whole +puncher in the whole thing and the whole +thing Nobody +knows Everybody +goes around and around Sh +Don't smoke in the alleyway don't smoke on +the sidewalk Cause +then you walk by me and I smell +it and it makes my throat hurt and +everything I just wanna let it go Makes +my throat hurt and everything I just wanna +let Throat +hurt Everything +I just want to let it go Let +it" +Mama would make collard greens,"Biscuits and gravy and corn bread too +Every mistake cuz I’m not a machine +She said only you can be you +It was country food +On the country roads +Now the city lights +Come looking +And all that’s left +Of the country I know +Is the collard greens +I’m cooking +Once in a while a country ham +Boiled peanuts and a bowl of grits +The trees are weeping in the wind +As another lighting strike hits" +Bob had a dinosaur,"He kept it as a pet +The dinosaur was large and its nose was soft and wet +And one day +Bob was sitting out on the lawn +The dinosaur jumped up and let out a great big yawn +I'm a bored bored dinosaur +I don't belong here +I'm from the +Mesozoic +And +I think this much is clear +Now +I must be leaving +My home is calling me +And he got back into his old time machine +He went away away away +The dinosaur went away +Well very short song +I am cooking dinner right now +I don't have time to talk or write a song because +I'm cooking dinner +That was a song request from +Ahmad 6 +Try singing about a cute pet dinosaur owned by +Bob +That is my story +I'm sticking to it +Okay +Love" +"Okay, here we are in","Portland, +Oregon. +Blaine's gonna listen to this tune for the first time. +Go for it. +Blaine is outgoing, happy and kind. +He'll whoop you at chess, he's got +Motown on his mind. +He volunteers at +Freaky in +Portland, +Oregon. +He builds computers and shows others how to build them. +Blaine, death-rich news song. +His favorite cocktail is the lemon drop. +He lets his hair and beard grow and grow. +It'll grow forever, it'll never ever stop. +Blaine identifies with the geek community. +He's generous and smart, never complained about his disability. +He's wheelchair punk and a night owl totally. +He knows everything about sports, drafts, caps and strategy. +Oh +Blaine, death-rich news song. +His favorite cocktail is the lemon drop. +He lets his hair and beard grow and grow. +It'll grow forever, it'll never ever stop. +Great. +You like it? +Wonderful, yes." +Someday you’ll be one of the Supremes,"But now it’s time to put the noise to sleep +You’re Slytherin and you’re ravenclaw +But for now let go the urge to caw +KoalaPuppyLion’s near +They’re a night person, and nighttimes here +Morning time is more your speed +Let your mind wander to astronomy +Sauce Dragon, Oh Sauce Dragon +Hitch your ride to this sleepy sleep wagon +We’re heading off into outer space +With Raimi Gezuntcat and Fenway +Tomorrow you can listen to Hamilton +And study the Massachusetts constitution +But for now some snuggles and the cat has ears +Let go all thoughts and worries and fears, good night +Tomorrow eat all the Spinanch you want +You can even open a Spinanch restaurant +Invite Jess and Nuzz and Steve to come +And eat Spinanch to greet the rising sun +Sauce Dragon, Oh Sauce Dragon +Hitch your ride to this sleepy sleep wagon +We’re heading off into outer space +With Raimi Gezuntcat and Fenway +Turn off that buzzing TinyCatBrain +Tuna Melts and crossfire can wait +Wrap yourself snug, loosen your grip +Rest gently in your burritoship, good night" +I don't wanna do my soul,"I just wanna play me +So +Star +Wars +Jedi +Survivor +Star +Wars +Jedi +Survivor +Ohoh +But my kid won't stop playing +Breath through the wild +In preparation for tears of the kingdom +Tears of kingdom +And +I don't want to do my song +I just want to play me some +Star +Wars +Did +I +Survivor +Star +Wars +Did +I +Survivor +Oh oh +But my kid won't stop playing +Back through the wild +Preparation for tears of the kingdom +Tears of kingdom +My pride +I just want to play +I just want to play +I just wanna do my song" +Feeling pretty sick,"Like +I got +Covid +A breakthrough infection +Oh +Sweating all over the place right now +Cause +I got a fever +Oh +I got a fever from +C +O +V +I +D 19 feeling like and +I got +Covid +Even though +I vaccinate +It's a breakthrough +A +And +I don't know where it'll be over and +I don't know when it'll be over" +We are all Chapela,"We are all Chappella +Free Vital +Rocket Pool +Dave Chappella +Rocket Pool +Everybodygo now to the chapel M'lady +oh my lady if you're gonna stay you +gotta stake so low If +you're gonna hoot you hoot so loud so +Vitalik will hear you so Vit +can hear you Coinbase +shout out Fork +fork fork Lane +and maker Chappella +Yeah Elaine +and Maker +all sweet metallic Metallic +is the best Boom +My lady Chapela +We got Chappella +Oh now you can take your money out +and all the doubters can go to hell +Cause they said it was impossible But +we knew it was yeah we knew it +was Yeah +we knew it worked Yeah +we knew we knew Chapel +Oh Chappella +Rocket Pool +Poap Poap +Giveme the poap I really want the pow +I take my money out I put my +money in I take my money out I +put my money in It +goes Go +away I take my money out It +goes both ways I put my money in +Because of Chappelle +Because of Chappelle +Love And +next time we'll be focused on scaling And +next time we're going where no blockchain has +gone before into great big new horizon Oh +at first we did Chappella +Fuck you Liz +Warren Gary +Kensington Alsothinking +is now totally de risk And +that's good And +this is where it all begins This +is where it all begins You +were there at the beginning You +were there at the beginning of Chanel +Love" +From Pennsylvania to Tennessee,"Down at Lee University +The distance only made him sure +He never once doubted his love for her +And then he enlisted in the national Guard +Doing what he had to do, tho it was hard +On May 11th 2009 +He said I want to be yours until the end of time +Emily and Jeremiah +6 years and 4 kids +Emily and Jeremiah +This is what true love is +Basic training and AIT +The wedding was planned by Emily +But Mid September he came home +And on the 21st of November they were married and oh +William was born and then he got deployed +And then there was Josiah, their second boy +He came home on emergency leave +And then came Scarlett, little love number 3" +"Hello, hello","Be how you are +I am here for you +This ain’t over +I love spring +Ah ah OOO Ah OOO +Tornado pouch +spell or prayer +Run for your life +City by city +Shhhhhhh +The great big tv in the sky +No space in my brain +Hot tub in the rain +This just like before +Love me a little bit more +No rest for the weary +Sometimes I go crazy +I am just air now +Why can’t I believe in myself +Little pink boombox +I roll roll roll +You’re gonna be just fine +I’ve got another cold +Who are you +Open the door +Where I come from +I Am Animal +Back to where I started from +Blame yourself, It’s your fault +I don’t want to compete +Only human after all +The end is coming +He must be stopped +Breathe it out +I can’t take it +Big big stuff +Fold into yourself +I’m still here +Crazy thoughts +Go to sleep +I feel funny +Sunday evening +Start with grief +Don’t tell me to get to work +Don’t give in to madness +I’m not sure I exist +Don’t wear hats while you dance +Don’t you know how tired I am +You don’t have to live in worry +Don’t mind me I’m just a little boy +You don’t have to be good +I was a dancing bear +Made for another life +I count the days by songs +It feels like no time +In the corn maze +I had a really long day +It’s just one of those days +It feels like no time +We must save ourselves +How to get what you want +I was a dancing bear +Made for another life +Everyone’s a little bit queer +Everyone's a Little Bit Queer +I'm Drunk Because the Economy Sucks +Go to Sleep +Little pink boombox +Don’t Give Into Madness +Love me a little bit more +The king has a bottom +I don’t want to compete +It’s just one of those days +I was a dancing bear +The end is coming +Sunday evening +Gonna go downtown tonight +Back to where I started from +I am just air now +My room is filled with stuff +Don’t wear hats while you dance +Fold Into Yourself +Who Are You? +NO Rest for the weary +Hot Tub In The Rain +You Look Like Pants +No Space In MY brain +Made For Another life +Our Weird Garden +Just Three Strings +How To Get What You Want +All Kinds of Animals Looking iN My soul +Crazy Thoughts +Open The Door +I keep writing It Down +I Don’t Like Giving up +Big Big Stuff +If I Was Good At Math +I am Animal +You Are My Prime Directive +The Blue Whale +Sleep In A Bed +On The Other Side of This +You Can’t Force It +Losing Yourself In Time AnD Space +My Head’s In Heaven +Where I come from +I’m Feeling Funky +What Comes After +Who Wants TO Be Normal +The Better I Do The Worse I feel +I Don’t Know What I’m Doing +We Will Climb The Tower You Build +Taxi Take Me Home +Stop Looking At My Penis +Where Did You Come From +Math Is Bad At Me +Doors Never Opened +In The Corn Maze +Nobody Knows +So Be It See To It +I Roll Roll Roll +Another Way Home +You’re Gonna Be Just Fine +You’re Not Walking +Some Like It Cool +I can’t Take it +We Must Save Ourselves +I had a really Long Day +He Must Be Stopped +It’s Your Fault +Remember to Look up +We Will All Light Together +Don’t Tell Me To Get TO work +Towards Infinity +I’M still Here +Sometimes I Go Crazy +I’m Not sure I exist +Breathe It out +I don’t Know the city I’m in +Too small to see +I feel funny +On The spot +Only Human after all +I’m haunted +Start with Grief +It feels like no time +I feel tiny and gigantic +Getting older +Why ca’t I believe in myself +This is just like before +So Be It See To It +I Roll Roll Roll +Another Way Home +You’re Gonna Be Just Fine +You’re Not Walking +Some Like It Cool +I can’t Take it +We Must Save Ourselves +I had a really Long Day +He Must Be Stopped +It’s Your Fault +Remember to Look up +We Will All Light Together +Don’t Tell Me To Get TO work +Towards Infinity +I’M still Here +Sometimes I Go Crazy +I’m Not sure I exist +Breathe It out +I don’t Know the city I’m in +Too small to see +I feel funny +On The spot +Only Human after all +I’m haunted +Start with Grief +It feels like no time +I feel tiny and gigantic +Getting older +Why ca’t I believe in myself +This is just like before" +Do you see me?,"I’m sitting right here +Do you hear me? +I’ve been here all along +You can’t ignore me +You can’t destroy me +You can’t distill me +Cause I’m already here +I’m already here +I’m not going anywhere +You’re stuck with me +I’m sitting right here +Do you see me? +You can’t contain me +You can’t control me +You can’t break me +Cause I’m already here +I’m already here +I was here before +And I’ll be here forever +Each moment in time +Is my best friend +You can’t surprise me +You can’t collapse me +I fill every moment +I’m already here +I’m already here +Do you see me? +I’m in front of your face +Do you hear me? +I’m singing your song +You can’t sharpen me +You can’t tell me +You can’t remove me +Cause I’m already here +I’m already here" +It’s a holiday in the Mann family,"The day a new Mario comes out +We’re gonna play til we can’t no more +Run and jump scream and shout +Gonna play play play play play play Mario Wonder +Gonna play play play play play play Mario Wonder +It’s a great day in the Mann family +The day of a new Mario release +Crush the Goomba, kick the Koopa +New power ups, it’s great big feast +Gonna play play play play play play Mario Wonder +Gonna play play play play play play Mario Wonder +It’s a holiday in the Mann family +When it’s time for new Mario game +Bowser’s up to no good again +Some things will never change +Gonna play play play play play play Mario Wonder +Gonna play play play play play play Mario Wonder" +When the sky is filled with drones,"And the juice of the dinosaur bones +Has all dried up and gone +What will you be doing? +When the sea rises high +And mosquitos suck you dry +When the bees all finally die +Tell me what will you be doing? +Who will you love? +Tell me who will you love? +When the fate of all mankind +Has been strangled from behind +By a pact that we all signed +What will you be doing? +When Monsanto owns your genes +And the robots own the means +Of production and the screens +Are all that we look through-ing +When all your fears come true +And they’re staring right at you +From the hatred that you spew +What will you be doing? +When the peasants all eat cake +And your heads upon a stake +Will you be good for goodness sake +What will you be doing? +When the hurricane hits the coast +And the zombies and the ghosts +Use our bodies as their hosts +What will you be doing? +When aliens decide +That we’ve finally done our time +And wipe us out alive +What will you be doing?" +Coach,"I got this song but it requires collaboration +Will you help me +Okay +When +I say +Coors you say +Coors +Coors +When +I say +Coors you look at your papers +Coors +Coors +All right let's drop the hook on them now +I can't do it +Coors means football +Means cold refreshing brews +When the mountains get cold they turn blue" +And they're dropping bombs in cereal and those,"bombs are kind of expensive they're dropping bombs +in cereal and those bombs are kind of +expensive those bombs are kind of expensive for +a dude who owes them 2000 For +a dude who owes them 2000 Stimulus +checks become the back burner with minimum weight +on the back burner Bombs +are kind of expensive for a dude For +a dude who owes him 2000 drop in +bombs in cereal and those bombs are kind +of expensive They're +dropping bombs in cereal and those bombs are +kind of expensive those bombs are kind of +expensive for a dude who owes him 2000 +do" +Chase me up the staircase,"I’m going, I’m going no place fast +You’re a pain in the ass +Give me just a second +To make myself more pleasant to you +Fuddy duddy magoo +And when we come to +There’s a devil on my chest +Explaining how light works to the best +Of his abilities but he’s not +Very good at it +Sometimes it’s a particle +Sometimes a wave, it’s kinda hard to describe +You’ve got that look in your eye +Like I’ve killed your dog +Or maybe licked the totality of all your food +Or bled upon your bruise +But when we come to +There’s an angel on my chest +Explaining what the purpose of this is +But her voice is like a thunder clap +And something inside me snaps +And now I’m gone" +We had a party,"We built a fort +We built a fort and had a party, it was fun +We didn’t sleep +I’m really tired +So I think I’m done" +I'm just a puppet wishing for world peace,"Got my string tang tangled All +I see is defeat. My +money's in the system and the system's causing +pain. Meanwhile +Caitlyn Jenner's +slinging shit coins. Connor. +Wanna try Luna? +But without the mistakes. You +got to fund the magic. Damn, +you mean it ran out of steam? Politicians +go to Israel +to autograph the missiles Kill +children It's +the world dying cause we're so crying Leave +those kids along Free +Palestine Sweating +in my jacket I'm +a cooked couch potato and that's how I +knew my potato was cooked. We're +all gonna make it but we can't even +call it Twitter +now. Fuck +you, Elon. +The mane of my existence it's been a +while. We're +never gonna last. What +am I doing here? Are +we so worthy yet? Hare +Krishna, Hare +Rama Hare +Krishna A +politician go to Israel +to autograph the listeners that kill children Cause +the world dying Is +my soul crying Leave +those kids along Free +Palestine Looking +for a gold digger Boobs +that are bigger than big beehive Dumb +as a rock but brain given vibes Looking +for a man in finance just fun 65 +blue eyes finals trust fund looking for a +mind in AI +algorithms reaching the sky AI +algorithms yo. I'm +looking for the promised freedom money without banks +the digital gold Looking +for a gold I need to trademark song +for the freedom fighters do Emby +sends her love from the moon crypto rose +up Captain +McDowell Gary +Berry banana Nana +Faux Fairy +Remember reminisce of wag me in order for +non violence to work, your opponent must have +a conscience. Our +politicians go to Israel +to autograph the missiles that kill children Is +the world dying? Is +my soul crying? Leave +those kids alone. Politicians +go to Israel +to heart the missiles that kill children if +we won't die crying Leave +those kids alone" +Goodbye Grumpy Cat,"Goodbye Tardar sauce +We’re all just toiling away +Being grumpy workers +You’re the grumpy boss +Goodbye Grumpy Cat +There’s lots to be Grumpy bout +Little kids in cages +And literal nazis marching around +Oh oh oh +Looking at you, so so cute +b +We need that cute if we’re gonna get through it all +Goodbye Grumpy cat +You went on Anderson Live +Anderson Cooper’s short lived talk show +I went on too so we had that in common +Goodbye Grumpy cat +We’re all feeling Grumpy these days +The planet’s on fire and meanwhile +They’re busy taking our rights away" +Turn on a dime,"quarter of nickel +Everybody's feelings are a little difficult +I took a ride on a magic carpet +I lost a dollar in the +La +Brea tarp +Oh oh yeah yeah +Oh yeah yeah yeah +Yawn in the void and the void yawns back +Beat all of your friends +Tetris attack +Euclidean geometry leads me down all different roads +Straight out of town +I said +O yeah yeah yeah +Oh yeah yeah yeah +I got a nickel and +I used my dime +To call the future +On payphone time +I made words forming my mouth +They didn't know what +I was talking about +O yeah yeah yeah +Oh lo" +Keep me in mind when your scanning the headlines,"There’s a prism in the cords that connect all of us +It’s laying the foundation of a brand new multination +Full of opportunity and growth +And the one thing that I know is that children always grow +And everything will change from one day to the next +The bottom of a well is as good a place as any +To throw a dime quarter dollar nickel or a penny +So wrap up all your dreams in the sockets and the seams +That hold it all together precarious and scared +Cuz someday very soon we’ll be living on the moon +Two to a room and we won’t chose these pairs" +Esperanza Spalding?,"WHO THE +$%#^ Grammys +have something agains famous people Who +in the hell were those suburbs ppl that +won album of the year? omg really i'm +pissed what is an arcade fire and why +are people excited for it? arcade fire is +an indie rock band based in montreal i +think you'd really like them if you give +them a chance they are indie but by +no means small they've sold out madison square +garden they been number 1 on the charts +before you let your heart harden let a +little of them into your heart remember this? +i bet when you saw that trailer you +went online to look it up now you +know who they are arcade fire they're pretty +damn big stars" +Karl and Groucho Marx,"In their childhood bedroom +Eating ripe peaches +Over the sink +An astronaut elf +Who’s afraid of heights +Making his breakfast +Out of stars that blink +Cuomo and de Blasio +Riding the bus +Fighting about fixing +The MTA +Weird al yankovic +Parodied me +When he started to write +song day +That dude at Google +What a fool though +May he feel our wrath upon him +Siri, Alexa, OK Google and Cortana +May they all gang up on him +And I’m related +To all the Marx’s +Cuomo and de Blasio +Are distant cousins +Weird Al +Is a kindred spirit +Even that google dude +Is in there somewhere +Closure" +If I had more strings,"If I could stay in tune +When the bluebird sings +At the bumblebee moon +If I had more time +Bottled up or tap +tail that wagged +Or wings that flapped +Then I would be magnificently +Undeterred +If I had clean clothes +If I knew Forest Gump +When the bombs are falling +In the name of Trump +If the trail that led +Me to right here +Was lit by pagans +With masks of fear +Then I would be magnificently +Undeterred +If the weather was wild +If my voice got stuck +When the oxygen comes +By delivery truck +If the science is broken +By getting too close +To the truth of it all +Wrinkled and gross" +2018 wide open,"Big dreams, were building +Whole team, is focused +But something was broken +We lost all our hope and +We ditched it in Taiwan +too many mistakes +Slowly we moved on +And down by the lake with +The beacons and chains +And oh Canada +Where all of this was born, oh Canada +Rustic cottages were our home and oh +We tooka the chain and we turned it +We took all the fees and we burned it +Hey Buterin I think we earned it +Panda bear has been turned on +And she’s singing the merge song +Carbon footprint is all gone +We’re singing the merge song +Cacophony of choices +Had to be ruthless +So deafening were the voices +That said that the panda +Had no leg to stand on +We did our very best +Amphora down in Greece +Buried under stress +Out on the beach +And debating the pieces and +Oh, we carried on +Though the road was long, we carried on +And the voices never stopped and oh +They said it would never be coming +But they didn’t see the debugging +And pandas are not known for running +Ohhhh" +I wish I felt like this,"But this is how I feel +I got a fever +The cat is meowing +I got a fever +And now I’m gonna be sleeping" +I didn’t really know what I was gonna,"do until I did it Didn’t +really know what I was gonna say until +I said it Didn’t +really go where I was gonna go until +I went Didn’t +really know what I was gonna mean until +I meant Paper +feelings drift and crumble And +all the weight of each day brings Just +another folly, fumble The +caged canary’s free to sing I didn’t really +know who I was until I wasn’t I +didn’t really know entire truths until it hit +me I didn’t really know the burning ache +until I felt it I didn’t really feel +the pain of love until it melted Paper +feelings drift and crumble And +all the weight of each day brings Just +another folly, fumble The +caged canary’s free to sing I know I +didn’t really guess the answer ‘ til I +knew it I know I didn’t really break +the chain ‘til it broke I know I +didn’t really hold a hand ‘til I held +it I know I didn’t really cut the +tree until I felled it Paper +feelings drift and crumble And +all the weight of each day brings Different +kind of folly, fumble The +caged canary’s free to sing I didn’t really +damn the consequences til they stuck in I +didn’t really write this song until it came +I didn’t really write the face of conscious +til it hurt I didn’t really taste the +mud upon my face Until +I was lying in the dirt Paper +feelings drift and crumble And +all the weight of each day brings Just +another folly, fumble So +caged canary’s free to sing Oooh +ooh ooh. Umm. +Amen." +Sirens in the distance Please,"stay away I need a haircut I'm +tired of looking at my face oh it's +time to call your mother it's time to +write another song it's time to make another +plan for when things go wrong Sort +of club" +I left it in the hallway on the,"second floor beneath the model of a dragon’s +wing Loot +doot doo doo doot doo Loot +doot doo doot doo Loot +doot doo doo doot doo Loot +doodan doo doot doo Walking +weird with a perfect beard I’m +a purebred and a mutt She +makes me sweat like Boba +Fett flying back to Jabba’s +hut Loot +doot doo doo doot doo Loot +doot doo doot doo Loot +doot doo doo doot doo Loot +doodan doo doot doo Park +the van by the alley tin can in +the order of the Phoenix +flat Who +told you that the riders in the dawn +were gonna startle me and look like that +Loot doot doo doo doot doo Loot +doot doo doot doo Loot +doot doo doo doot doo Loot +doodan doo doot doo" +Off you go,"Now you know +All that you will learn +Do your best +Along the trail +As the world burns +Nothing more +Than a pixel door +For you to open up +The wind’ll blow +And off you go +You have had enough +You have +You have had +You have had enough +Bang your skull +With alcohol +And you’re going nuts +You have +You have had +You have had enough +Love yourself +You might need help +When the road is rough +Another tree +In the garden +Another friend to slay +Another gate +To get to heaven +Is there another way +Misdirection +So many questions +Demanding all your blood +Pull up a chair +And simply declare +That you have had enough" +Something like 250 years ago,"While bathing in the blood of a million slaves +They patted themselves on the back and said, +“Well done, we’re free from tyranny.” +And a lot of honorable people +Fought and died to make this place better +Now the idealogical descendants +Of those slaveholders are like “wait! +We want tyranny after all.”" +There's a whole lot of pain in the,"world and anything you can do to make +it less you should this is beauty ID +number 8830293 She's +currently on death row in New +York City +This is Texos +ID number 8832986 Animal +Care and Control +Brooklyn New +York There's +a whole lot of love in the world +and anything you can do to make it +more you should There's +a whole lot of love in the world +and anything you can do to make it +more you should this is Ricky +ID number 8832377 Animal +Care Control +Brooklyn New +York Somebody +needs your help Somebody +needs your help Somebody +somewhere needs you Somebody +needs your help Somebody +needs your help make it last Somebody +needs your help but there's a whole lot +of lies where neither anything but it needs +you to make a lies where do you +should somebody bears your whole lives Somebody +somewhere needs your nice Anybody +needs your couch to make your body somewhere +needs you should somebody needs your help" +Well you know it’s unnatural,"To put a price on your art +It’s just cause we live +Cut off and apart +You don’t know who I am +I don’t know who you are +You might not care +It all comes from my heart +L O O R +Floor songs +10000 years ago +Pigment on rock +Bang on some gourds +Nothing to hock +But to live in this world +Everything needs a price +It’s hard not to imagine +That we lost paradise +L O O R +Floor songs +Got all these degens +That are going down bad +They spent some money +That they shouldn’t have +They’re pushing the floor price +Lower than low +We don’t know each other +That’s just how it goes" +The infinite has power,"Over the finite +Every outcome’s possible +On a long enough timeline +But the finite can hold us +Cocooned in the present +They say that death’s a gift +Bestowed through wisdom +I don’t remember before I was born +And I won’t remember after I’m dead +But the road before me is so well worn +There’s no point in skipping ahead +But nonetheless, I try my best to live +R" +Do you got moxie?,"How does your garden grow? +Do you do it for free? +Where do your value flow? +It’s frictionless +It’s moxie +Yeah to do it like this +That takes some chutzpah +Do you got moxie? +Coming down like a waterfall? +Are you stuck in the garden? +Or sailing on the protocol +M O X I E +Yeah, yeah, yeah +Do you got moxie? +Or are you so careful? +Can you walk 1000 miles +In the land of purple?" +Fascism in america,"It’s been fascist from the start +From the bottom of my heart +I want to blow it all to hell +And find another wishing well" +54. In,"the Court's +view, the facts and circumstances mentioned above are +sufficient to conclude that at least some of +the rights claimed by South +Africa and for which it is seeking protection +are plausible . This +is the case with respect to the right +of the Palestinians +in Gaza +to be protected from acts of genocide and +related prohibited acts identified in Article +I I I, +and the right of South +Africa to seek Israel's +compliance with the latter's obligations under the Convention." +Why can't we see into the future Is,"it because it isn't there Why +can't we remember the future Why +doesn't it just grow like hair We +remember the past but the Future +is dark 24 million people dying have we +missed the mark Will +we ever go out to the stars or +are we confined to dust and earth Will +there ever be flying cars Whatever +doesn't kill you still can hurt we remember +the past but the Future +is dark 24 million people dying have we +missed the mark" +"I'm an anxious shambling mound, I'm","always in a state of dread. I'm +afraid of everything, I can't even leave my +bed. One +day, I had an idea, I would write +a book, A +book about my fears, And +my hopes, and my dreams. I started writing, +And I couldn't stop. I wrote about my +anxiety, And +my depression, And +my loneliness. I wrote about my hopes, And +my dreams, And +my aspirations. I wrote about everything I was +feeling. I wrote and wrote and wrote, Until +I had a book. I self-published it, And +to my surprise, It +became a bestseller! I couldn't believe it. My +book was a success! I was so happy, +I could have cried. I'm +still an anxious shambling mound, But +now I know that I can do anything. +I can overcome my fears, And +I can achieve my dreams. I'm +an anxious shambling mound who wrote a bestseller +book! I'm +an inspiration to everyone who knows me, And +I'm proof that anything is possible if you +set your mind to it." +I’m jet lagged,"In Germany +I’m tired +It’s time to sleep +Everybody’s so far away +I can’t read the signs +Or know how to say +Anything in German +I always forget +How it can disorient +When every thing around you is +Inscrutable languages +Everybody’s so far away +I can’t read the signs +Or know how to say +Anything in German +Tomorrow I sing on a stage +Will they even know what I’m saying +I wish that babel didn’t fall +Cuz english is all i’ve got that’s all" +She says she beat Kathy at badminton,"But Kathy says she that didn't +Kathy says that Kathy is +better softball player too +They're always one upping each other +She's turning 42 +She'll give you the shirt right off her back +She's the most generous and that's a fact +Substance abuse counselor, helping people every day +Watching WWE and the New York Yankees +This song +This song's from Christy's girl +She's loved by Isaiah and Kory +Kathy, Kash, Loomis and Lacy +Her and Kathy have been together +For 8 wonderful years +She loves frogs all the frogs with a love that is sincere +Kathy's team is the Green Bay Packers +Christy's hands are dickpickers +The tattoo on Kathy's back +And her family just wants to say +That they love her very much +And happy birthday" +Wake up in the morning and I wordle,"Guessing with my son and we cuddle +1 guess 2 guess 3 guess 4 guess 5 +6 guess get it, barely alive +Wake up in the morning and I wordle +Rainy backyard is a puddle +Green and yellow and grey and green +I don’t know what this word means" +Donald Trump,"Only says the election’s rigged +When he losing +When he losing +Crying like a baby +Squealing like a baby pig +Cause he’s losing +Cause he’s losing +And I hope he loses +And I hope he loses +And I hope he loses +big +He’s a loser +losey losey loser +broke loser +no money loser" +We’re given our marching orders,"The moment that we’re born +We sit inside the windy +Slipped inside the storm +Torn up by the empty +Egregiously undone +Listen to the cannon’s fire +The throbbing of the drums +The moment overtakes you +Singing rocks and mud +Broken in the valley +Clouds of flying blood +The pistol has been fired +The penny has been laid +And we are given over +To the tune of death’s parade +Muscles in the meadow +Pop like birthing suns +The daylight crashes hard +One hundred trillion tons +We’re given our marching orders +Before we even speak +We’re left to sing the sandy +Song of glassy opal beach" +The world,"The world is a lonely place +We got the tones to help you face +The day before you, don’t refuse it +Home grown tones +Hand crafted music +Made with love +And harmony +Come down and see +At the corner of King Hill Road +And Old Subsonic Street" +Miss Fit,"Duck, I love you Teach +me how to fly Help +me look for something That +is very hard to find It's +hard to find Really +hard to find Oh, +you just keep quacking I've +got a song to sing Someday +those cookies you want They're +gonna fall down like rain I don't wanna +be Anyone +but me Miss +Fit's in Rita +Duck You +can be the queen High +up in your duck castle That +overlooks the sea of blue and green To +see a blue and green Servants +bring you cookies Always +freshly baked I'll +sing my songs for you When +you get a tummy ache I don't wanna +be Anyone +but me" +I'm sorry I said I love you,"You have a boyfriend +I didn't know +Can we go back to the way things were +When we wrote letters +Will you be my friend again +Be my, be my friend again +Be my, be my friend again +Be my, be my friend again +Won't you be my friend +I'm coming all the way to Turkey +Just to see you +But I don't expect +Anything to happen I just wanna be your friend +I care for you +I really do +You were my sister +In the exchange +And I like you +Because you're awesome +I'm just 15 +I don't know what I'm doing +Please forgive me +And be my friend" +Sa,"Sometimes +I wonder why +I even try +I'm out of bombs" +"Don’t kill the circus in my head, my skull","Let my garden grow +The beat’s on fire and my heart is full +And I’ve been so long alone +And if this makes you feel like dancing then I +Could only shout out in delight +Cuz if you feel the snap and you feel the pull +Then we’re in the big top tonight +Dance with both eyes open +Hold the beat so close +Dance with both eyes open +Like you’ll never let it go +How many angels +Will dance, will dance +How many pigs with wings +Will it take for you to come back home to me +With the bitterness that winter brings +How many guns with silver bullets +How many dead kings +Will it take for you to come back home to me +With the bitterness that winter brings +How many +How long’s it gonna take +How many +I’m giving you to day break +How many submarines must crash +When they hear you sing +When will you come back home to me +With the bitterness that winter brings +How many fires will burn, will burn +Snuffed out by the spring +When will you come back home to me +With the bitterness that winter brings" +Take away everything you are,"Leaving only what you feel +What’s left of you? +Is it only what you do? +Cuz everything you hold +On to so tight +Will one day leave you here +All of it will spread two wings and take flight +And I know it’s hard to let go +We’re not made to handle change +When it comes suddenly with no +Slowly building up to rearrange +when you see yourself +as you really are +you may not recognize +the face of god +you’ll look down at your hands +and you’ll start to build +a tower to the sky +so we all can climb it +Look around, the air vibrates +Anything you can dream you can make +Everybody moves +According to their own internal rules +All your senses lie +Your nose your mouth your ears your skin and eyes +But when you’re done +Shedding your skin the truth will come" +To you they might not matter at all,"To you they might be trivial +To you they might be bleeps and bloops +But inside those sounds I can hear every single song +And I call you up and you ask your mom +Can you spend the night +I rented a new game and it’s on +We got pizza yeah that’s right +I got a feeling +I got a feeling +That tonight we’re gonna come out on top +Mother Brain +Better watch her back +Cuz the two of us can’t be stopped +I got a feeling +I got a feeling +That tonight we’re gonna come out on top +Bowser +Better watch his back +That axe is gonna drop +If you didn’t lie awake at night +Obsessing over raccoon tails +If you didn’t find a secret door +That led to a world full of ice and whales +Then the sounds may just be electric glitch +Sharp and painfully bright +The kind of thing an old modem would spit +Not the soundtrack to your life" +This is today’s song,"It’s a lot like yesterday’s song +lot like the day before that +They all mash together +Who writes a song a day? +(You write a song a day) +Who writes a song a day? +(You write a song a day) +This is today’s song +We’ll all forget it tomorrow +Someone will like it +And maybe they will favorite it on Youtube +Who writes a song a day? +(You write a song a day) +Who writes a song a day? +(You write a song a day) +Even when the song is stupid +You should write it anyway +Even when something you do seems stupid +You should do it anyway +Who writes a song a day? +(You write a song a day) +Who writes a song a day? +(You write a song a day)" +42,"42 +42 +42 +42 +42 +42 +42 +42 +42 +42 +42 +42 +42 +42 +42 +42 +42 +42 +42 +42 +42 +42 +42 +42 +42 +42 +42 +42 +42 +42 +42 +42 +42 +42 +42 +42 +42 +42 +42 +42 +42 +42 +42 +42 +42 +42 +42 +42 +42 +42 +42 +42 +42 +42 +42 +42 +42 +42 +42" +Sam you can do it,"You can do it +Sam +I believe in you +Yes +I believe in you +You know 3000 miles away +So +I just wanna say +Sam you can do it +You can do it +Sam +Sam +Sam you can do it +You can do it +Sam +Sam you can do it +I know you can do it +Sam +Sam you can do it +You can do it sound +Sam you can do it +You can do it sound +You can do it sound close" +"Hey, you found a boat","For us to go out in the ocean deep +Where an endless storm is raging +In waters ever changing +We huddle there together +to keep each other safe +Safe, you'll keep me safe +I'll keep you safe +You'll keep me safe +I'll keep you safe +Hey, you found a boat +And just in time because the flood is rising up +And there is no controlling +When the water starts to rolling +But this boat is made for holdingdx +And we'll keep each other safe +And the shaking of the earth is overwhelming +And the spinning of the sky makes us dizzy +And the gods demand a symbol in sign language +But we ignore cause our hands are busy +Hey, you found a boat +Sturdy and just big enough for two +And when the sun breaks through the clouds +We holler and we shout +signal to the world that +We are feeling safe" +"pandemic, coronavirus, quarantine, corona, epidemic, draconian, lockdown, novel,","martial law, xenophobia, apocalypse, +Fuck this shit +Goddamn it +What the fuck is going on" +Abandoned Storefronts,"With hand painted signs +Empty and sprawling +space lost to time +Wild meadows +With no human touch +I love to stand there +But it just hurts me so much +Beautiful paintings +Like Cezanne or Dali +Endless landscapes +There's a voice that's calling; +Follow me +High priced hotel rooms +With nice bathroom tile +beautiful view +Of the sea and the sky +Towns that sprang up +Along once gleaming highways +Now old Waffle houses +In states of decay +I can't explain it +The feeling I get +It comes rushing in towards me +And rests in my gut" +you think that it''s over but you find out that it's under,"and you think that's it's changing but it's really the same +a hundred blind birds flying south for the winter +taking turns at the helm it's infinity game +it's an infinity game +made of sun wind and rain +where everyone calls you +by your given name +you think that you've lost it but you've really just found it +and you think that it's difficult but really it's plain +a rock and a tree and a lake and an eagle +waking up simple it's infinity game +you're sure that you've learned it but you don't know from where +and you're sure that the bubble you've made will contain +the big elephant who is all angry and charging +for the one true pleasure that is infinity game" +Billionaires are bad,"Evil and cruel +Exist for one purpose +And that’s money ooo ooo +They might like dogs +Or love their kids +But they’re evil incarnate +That’s just how it is +No one person +Needs that much +When others are starving +And dying and such +You can’t earn +That much loot +You can only exploit +To pack that much fruit +Billionaires are bad +They’d kill you and then +Piss on your grave +If there were profit to win +They’ve lost their light +They hold on tight +For money they’ve stolen +They fight fight fight +The next fifty years +Are a battle between +Those without +and those with means +billions so big +You can barely conceive +And they’ve earned it they say +They want you to believe" +We’re all full of rock n’ roll distress,"Tell him: you gotta write the music press +I don’t wanna think about this song getting +lots of blog play I just wanna write +one everyday But +instead I’m +sitting here writing bloggers about my band I +don’t want to write another email ever again +I’m not a typewriting robot: I am a +man What +do I have to do to get you +to write about my band? Would +you write about me if David +Bowie guest vocaled live at CMJ? +Would you write about me if Pitchfork +gave me a 9.8? Would +you write about me if the Gallagher +brothers called me a dork? Would +you write about me if I was from +Williamsburg, NY +Good people of the music press It +is to you that this song is addressed +Could you help make-a-me a success? Could +you help me, could you help me? Ladies +and Gentlemen +of the music press: I like that you +keep me so warm at night Because +you help me figure what records I need +to buy And +when I’m +lonely on a Friday +night I just hold the music press extra +tight And +it helps me figure out What +concerts gonna make me feel alright But +lately I’ve +been thinking: why don’t you write a little +about Jonathan +Mann? Because +the more I think about it: Fleet +Foxes, they’re still the same band Grizzly +Bear, they’re still the same band The +Arcade Fire, +they’re still the same band Vampires +on the Weekend, +they’re still the same band The +Vivian Girls, +oh my gosh… THE +BEATLES!! Good +people of the music press It +is to you that this song is addressed +Could you help make-a-me a success? Could +you help me, could you help me? Good +people of the music press It +is to you that this song is addressed +Could you help make-a-me a success? Could +you help me, could you help me? Could +you help me, could you help me? Could +you help me, could you help me now?" +If the network ain’t secure,"Your gains won’t even matter at all +Pacman is just 24 +But Paradigm should know better +Why tho? +Why’d you have to use Lido? +That shit’s not all right, no +COME ON +If you pyramid scheme +Then you should at least +Make your own LST +Cuz it’s the right thing to do +Is it that you simply don’t care +The health of the network is of no concern to you +Or maybe you were just unaware +Either way, can you please do better? +Half a billion dollars sit +Earning points in a honeypot so sweet +Locked up in a simple multisig +We know how this ends +We’ve seen this episode before" +"Happy birthday, Shaista Vally","Happy birthday, Shaista Vally +Oooooh +Your sense of humor may be crass +But you make me smile and you make me laugh +People think you’re Indian or maybe Pakistani +But you’re from down in the OC +Via South Africa and I decree +That today’s a great day in history +Cuz 24 years ago you were born +So Shaista Vally, it’s your birthday +Shaista Vally, it’s your birthday +Happy birthday, Shaista Vally +Happy birthday, Shaista Vally +Ooooooh +You know about science like biology +You work in a bar but anyone can see +That pretty soon you’ll be the queen +Queen of the world +And you want to be an optometrist +But you’re also already an amazing artist +Making lots of little bacterial things and painting a lot +It’s all really awesome +So Shaista Vally, it’s your birthday +Shaista Vally, it’s your birthday +Happy birthday, Shaista Vally +Happy birthday, Shaista Vally +Ooooh +??? +You’re way into my heart +I am truly awed +And I hate it when we part +Your insole stir up my guts +And you won’t stop ??? +On the coldest day of the year +I wanted you near +I wanted you here +So Shaista Vally, it’s your birthday +Shaista Vally, it’s your birthday +Happy birthday, Shaista Vally +Happy birthday, Shaista Vally +Ooooh" +It’s the end of summer,"All the kids are crying +The planet is getting hotter +And the presidents lying +Here’s a long flow chart +That supposedly depicts the permitting process +Also antifa is the same as nazis +Both sides are bad, they both caused this +Infrastructure +Infrastructure +Never mind fuck it +Nazis are the same as leftists +I’m using a word made up by centrists +Helluva job +You made up a phrase +To describe people you mostly agree with +Just because they voted +For an old jew who was defeated +And now the mad king +Is using your your phrase, in case you missed it +You’ve aligned yourself with him +Good job on your resistance" +You can keep your money in a box bank,"Never knowing where your money’s going +Or you can keep your money safe with OneCal +Knowing that your money’s going towards +wealth of opportunity +healthier community +Sustainable financial system +On the local level and beyond +OneCaliforniaBank x7 +One +Ohhh, ohhh, you deserve a bank like this!" +Most of the galaxies,"We look at longingly +Are moving away tonight +Faster than the speed of light +Tucked in the fabric of space +Always moving away +Come what may, come what might +They’re off limits to you and I +Faster than the speed of light +And oh, we are here arguing +Fighting, dying and killing +When they are galaxies +We’ll never see +And oh, tuck me in that +Fabric of spacetime +And let me go faster than the speed of light +I can’t stand to let them go +Maybe the galaxies +Where I want to be +Are actually inside of me +Faster than the light of speed +And if I just return +To place where I was born +Blowing on the galactic horn +Standing in the silent night +Faster the speed of light +And oh, we are here arguing +Fighting, dying and killing +When they are galaxies +In you and me +And oh, tuck me into that +Fabric of spacetime +And let me go faster than the speed of light +So I can let them all go" +"Coco you’re a tall, handsome Irishman","Do you ever get sick of the attention? +Do you ever think about revenge +On those that have done you wrong? +Coco, Coco +Conan O’Brien, oh +Coco, Coco +Conan O’Brien, oh +Will you bring back Jonathan Richman +As the musical guest +He is my favorite man +I guess that’s it for my questions +I don’t want this song to be too long +Coco, Coco +Conan O’Brien, oh +Coco, Coco +Conan O’Brien, oh +One more thing +I went to school with Nell" +"Good song, ","bad song, +good drawing hmmm, +bad drawing hmmm" +When we all laid down our eggs and,"made our many journeys do we all lay +down our heads and rest on penguin gurneys +No We +set up the PA +System Plugging +our penguin IP +for when the penguin work is done we +break the shackles of penguin dumb we're penguins +having a party I said we're penguins we're +having a party Hop +on in the water's great don't be shy +don't be late we make birds but we +can't fly down the slope we slip and +slide I'm +gonna dance with Sally +and Jane +I'm gonna dance to the golden state I'm +gonna dance to the rhythm of the storm +we'll dance to the global warming Penguins +we're having a party I said we're penguins +we're having a party Penguin +party Penguin +party Penguin +party Penguin +party Penguin +party Penguin +party Penguin +party Penguin +party Penguin +party Penguin +party Penguin +party Penguin +party Penguin +party Penguin +party Penguin +party I said penguin Penguin +party Penguin +party Penguin +party we're having a party Party" +Penelope Trunk,"Penelope Trunk +You tore me down I guess that's what +my girlfriend Hired +you to do but now I'm +out of control I'm +freaking out And +it's all your fault Penelope +Trunk Go +Penelope Trunk +I was getting upset On +the phone but you couldn't tell Cause +you have Asperger's +You said we couldn't live in New +York City +And have babies You +said that what I've +been doing For +the last five years is just a hobby +Openelope Trunk +You said my website was drunk And +that the money that I spent on it +was stupid You +questioned everything I do You +said my world all skewed Now +my sense in myself Is +all but ruined Openelope +Penelope Trunk +My battleship sunk I guess I'll +have to go and build a new one +now An +hour on the phone To +destroy my world You +really know what you are doing right now +I was on the verge of tears On +the phone but you couldn't tell Cause +you have Asperger's +You and I hate you for what you +have done to me Me +I'm standing here singing So +don't leave me hanging Penelope +Openelope Trunk +I felt my confidence go clunk As +you told me all the things that I +agreed with If +only I thought that you were wrong I +wouldn't have to write this song And +deal with all the scary shit that I +have to be with Openelope +Openelope Penelope +Openelope Trunk" +"Inauguration Day, my heart is made out of clay","It’s like the ??? melt away in history +I got as much as I could get +Through all of the cold and sweat +The secret that was too well kept +Leaves on the trees +No reason to be alive +It’s bigger than just asking why +And I’ve come to realize what comes naturally +What comes will come +No excuses for playing dumb +Laying down and feeling numb +Reason of degree +And I see stars, I see stars in the sky +I see stars, stars in our eyes +And I see stars, stars in the sky +And I see stars, stars in our eyes +Stars in our eyes, stars in our eyes" +Call me up when you have a chance,"I'd like to show you something +It's toxic well a brand new dance +That we built out of nothing +I was put on this earth +To keep my body moving +And when moving hurts +Then I don't know what I'm doing +I try to push my life along +little at a time +Sometimes think I’m doing it wrong +With every last thing I’m trying +Go to Greece and ride a bus +To walk around the ruins +Stand atop the Acropolis +And don’t know what I’m doing +I try to bridge the gap +Between my thought and action +The more I struggle, my power’s sapped +Cuz I don’t want satisfaction +If there was a prize for “Almost There” +I know I’d be a shoe-in +But I stay the course because I’m scared +And I don’t know what I’m doing" +I’ve been collecting bones,"And rusty swords +Together with quartz +And baby dinosaurs +I’m gonna build an ark +So I’ll survive +The flying boats +On the rising tide +Will you come with me +On my deathbed ferry +Across the open ocean +I’m sure that we’ll find something +You can bring your hamsters +And your goldfish too +I’ll carry my little dog +And bring a kangaroo +Different kinds of moss +Line the bedroom floor +Ferns and deciduous trees +Rise up to the nighttime roar +Once we arrive +At our destination +new plane of existence +Bearing no relation +To the world we knew +All that is gone +We’ve got each other +In the great beyond" +I said I'm,"gonna provide I hope it doesn't take too +long I and it's really apartheid I said +you gotta do alright I said don't want +no religious fundamentalism in my life with anybody +else's for that matter I say what you +doing What +you gonna do When +all infection is good for you you won't +have nothing left but you miss And +your heart I hope it doesn't come too +san" +Maybell and Jeremy,"They put their space helmets on Many +months of training They're +all about to pay off They +are feeling excited Proud +to be representing the kiddie race Maybell +and Jeremy +are going to space Fuel +gauge, check Banana, +double check Laser +pointer, oh, check Well, +and it's all systems done Kittens +in space, oh, kittens in space Yeah, +kittens in space, oh Kittens +in space, space, space, space We're +getting close to Mars +Send a message back to base One +small step for kittens One +tiny bucket of space Maybell +and Jeremy +Step out of their ship The +sun is just rising And +it's morning on Mars +They need a Martian +They say we come in peace We +the kitten race Maybell +and Jeremy +They love this place Catnip, +check Apples, +double check Hats, +oh, check Well, +and it's time to party down Kittens +in space, oh, kittens in space Yeah, +kittens in space, oh Kittens +in space, space, space, space We're +heading back to Earth +Send a message back to base One +small step for kittens One +tiny bucket of space Good +news, everybody. The +song you just heard is on an album. +It's called Animals +because it's 13 songs about animals. And +you can go to animals.cool I'm +not even kidding. Animals.cool +to buy this album called Animals, +that's all about animals. Now, +all of these songs came out of the +Song of the Day +process. If +you've been following me for a while, some +of the titles might look kind of familiar. +But thanks to Cornucopia, +a bevy of amazingly talented people, the songs +sound a gajillion times better than they did. +For the next 10 weeks, I'll +be releasing videos for the songs on the +album. Next +week's video is called The +Deer Licks +the Cat. +So to recap, it's a new album. It's +called Animals. +It's 13 songs and 11 videos. All +about animals. You +can go to animals.cool. That's +just typed right into your browser. Animals.cool. +And it'll take you to the website where +you can download the album from Bandcamp, +iTunes, Amazon, +Google Play, +whatever you want to do. Please +go listen to it. It's +also there on SoundCloud +for you to listen to. It's +Spotify. That's +all." +Where is it,"Where is it +It was here just a moment +Tell me where it went +I can't find it +You said something to me +But +I didn't know what you meant can't understand you where is it +There is where +I put it down just over there was only a moment ago +I looked up and down +I looked everywhere +But +I just don't know +I just don't know where is it +Where is it +It was something that +I knew when +I was a kid and now +I've lost it +Was it something that +I said +Was it something that +I +Is there one +I just toss it +I don't know anymore +I just don't know anymore anymore anymore where is it +That's it +Song of day number +Oh guess what +So this is song 3699 +Good +God +Oh no +Did that not record +Did it not +Did it like run out of space +You have that +Well that's all right +That's good +Oh do +I have like +What is that audio and video from like that angle +Yeah no that's fine +I think +I want to sit in front of" +Storm clouds blocked the full moon,"And the seagulls were silent for once +Whip cracks in the distance +Hooded figures been preparing this for months +One by one they take their place +The only light a single cellular phone +One face out of the darknes +The Bloodletting of Brigadier Major Stone +Waves crash all around them +Like the promises they know they’ll never keep +Shots fired or was it thunder +Something is stirring in the deep +pillow made of jellyfish and a blanket out of kelp +Somebody mutters, “We’re not alone.” +Quickly silver needle +The Bloodletting of Brigadier Major Stone +Cold hands on the mirror +Whiskey is hanging in the air +Harsh light heavy buzzing +The surgeon was taken unaware +Test tubes like a rainbow +Each emitting a gentle tone +Bright eyes fade to blackness +The Bloodletting of Brigadier Major Stone" +someone's always proud and someone prejudicial,"you can rub on every lamp but even single wish will +require so much talking and bodices on fire - +that you'll end up sulking and giving up entire +leading with your words will kill you in the end +you wrote so many that i don't like to read, jane austen. +someone's aways loud and i think it is official +that reading lady books makes a soft voice artificial +and somewhat out of place in this world of dog eat dog +will you keep yourself awake or nod off groggily +leading with your words will kill you in the end +you wrote so many that i don't like to read, jane austen." +The answer to bullying,"Is not more bullying +The answer to bullying +Is love +When you bully +The bully +You amplify +The bullyingness +The answer to bullying +Is love +man sees a woman acting like a jerk +On a plane on thanksgiving day +So he puts his jerk skills straight to work +And bullies the bully in a nasty way +The producer of the Bachelorette +So bravely faced down a woman on a plane +She was an asshole +So he was an asshole +And now there are two assholes where there was only one" +I don’t hate apes,"I just want them +to fund public goods +I don’t hate degens +But they could be +stewards of ethereum +If they only tried +So hey hey apes whatcha doing +Don’t you think that in addition +To gambling on those PFPs +You could fund public goods +Ape ape ape could O +Fund fund public goods O +I don’t hate apes +But they can be loud +And when they shout +They can crowd +Out the stuff +We care about" +my mom is a bit of a klutz,"especially when it comes to food +sometimes i think she should eat with a bib +crumbs and sauce and cheese fondue +this won't be the last time she stains +it happens every day +but she's a really cool woman, believe me +and so on behalf of her i'll now say" +It’s not just with you,"It’s on you +It’s not just with you +It’s in you, i mean on you +Kevin’s dog is ready to be picked up +He’s drawing a flower for his wife +Christy Turlington is running marathons for moms +Her Apple Watch with all day battery life +It’s not just with you +It’s on you +It’s not just with you +It’s in you, i mean on you +it’s not normal aluminum +No ordinary stainless steel +Watch the videos we produced +The look the finish the feel +Forged in the fire +Of the depths of Mt Doom +All bow down to Apple watch +The prettiest in the room +HBO Now is exclusive +Research Kit is saving lots of lives +Butterfly mechanism and that force touch +You can barely see the new macbook with your eyes +can you even see it? +i can’t even feel it!" +Did you see how they treated him Like,"he was less than dirt Coming +through the window do you think it hurt +No one saw it coming but everyone knew +the praise it happened once it happened twice +it happened twice that's what they say anyway +that's what they say that's what they say +anyway that's what they say do you see +how the birds change Fly +in midstream they were flying straight to the +moonlight and sun Kind +of dream and everybody shouted look out for +that big airplane but no one saw it +when no one called out my name oh +they called out my name that's what they +say that's what they say that's what they +say anyway that's what they say Time +is a circle time is a drag matter +is just a little thing Time +doesn't matter you're not a plastic bag But +I never knew anything did you see how +they put you back in your place they +know how to make you save face and +all of the green all of the red +and the yellow too Made +you feel like you were something you weren't +awoo You +were something you weren't Awoo +Ooh that's what they say that's what they +say that's what they say anyway that's what +they say that's what they say that's what +they say that's what they say anyway that's +what they say" +I was walking down the street and I found a coin,"It was an ancient long forgotten currency +It was used by magical narwals +That lived in the center of the sun +As soon as I touched it time became a point +And my atoms split into a thousand pieces +I was transported across space and time +To place the magical narwals called their home +Magical Narwals +Magical Narwals, oh oh +take my blues away +take my blues away +The magical narwals took me in +They gave me food and taught me how to love again +They showed me the secret of their magic +They gave me a home, a home of my own +But even with their hospitality +In my home I still felt so lonely +I loved the narwals and they loved me +But I missed having human company +You were looking up at the sky +On a bright clear winter day +Wondering if there was somebody out there for you +And I was looking back towards earth +Heart heavy in my chest +Wishing this beautiful sun was home for two +Meanwhile way back on earth You were walking down the street +and found the same ancient currency +You could have ignored but something drew you to it +And suddenly you were standing next to me +Darling I know the sun is not ideal +But what these narwals have to offer is for real +So let's stay here and raise a family +And learn the secrets of the universe" +They are small,"Some are orange +Some are brown +Some are blue +They are hungry +All the time +And they make +sound like bloop +Bloop bloop +They love Justin +Bloop bloop +They follow him across the tank +Bloop bloop +Sometimes they eat water bubbles +Bloop bloop +They rest in little terra cotta pots +Sometimes they fling themselves against the rocks +When they’re really hungry, they’re really hungry +Sometimes they startle each other and go flying everywhere +Like pinballs +Id" +Oh,"The teeth of winter +Come crashing down +All around me +I’m +Just a little bird +Made out of ice +And stuck to concrete +I took my wings from a beggar king +Stinking in his rags +I soared among +The nightly song +Of patriotic flags +Some come +Little children +Take me down +Into the pits +What +We shall find there +Is soft and glowing +So keep your wits +Eyes so large +They pierce the dark +Like a laser from a gun +Unfreeze me loose +So I may choose to dwell +Down here among +Rats, and cats and mole men +Feeding on +The earth’s warmth and heat +I +Could make a home here +Raise a family +life complete +But my dreams will sigh +Wide open sky +Before the darkness came +And so I’ll be tired +Only fire +Stationing by name +Ohhh +Teeth of winter +Come crashing down +And paying debts +You +Must fly away now +And take care now +To hedge your bets +It’s not too late +For a mind so great +To topple what’s been built +For what has been +To be washed of sin +Of hatred and of guilt +Da, da da da da +Doo da doo doo +Da da doooo" +When you’re looking for answers,"And you don’t find none +When you put on your big boy pants +And you’re looking for fun +When you’re going down fighting +When you’re heavier than air +When you’re looking for something +That’s already there +Somebody said you won’t need it in the end +I look into your face and i know it +I know it +When you’re looking for someone +Who gets you to the core +Of the earth before the earthquakes +Take over and and more +When you’re looking for someone +Who really understands math +And there’re taking you somewhere +You can’t identify the path +Somebody said that you would say that and I knew +You were taking the piss out of me +I was putting it right back inside of you +Oh +When you’re looking for answers +But you don’t like what you find +So you turn away +Suddenly blind +When you’re looking for people +But animals are all +That you can find around you now +You find yourself inside a snowfall +Green or yellow red or blue +I don’t care what you say +Don’t look at me that way +Mmm +Ba ba ba" +He wants to see the world burn,"Revenge is his only concern +He’s sure that now he’s above the law +And that’s why he must be stopped +He’s the hand behind the hand +But in truth he’s just a man +He’s just a man, like his boss +The likes of them never last +He will try to break our backs +When everything happens so fast +Imperial darkness full of fog +And that is why he must be stopped +There’s more of us than of them +The old white rich men +Even those that buy his sin +Belong with us, not with him +Don’t give up on any man +That’s given up himself +In solidarity we stand +Together is how we’ll make it out +Divided is what they want +So divided should be what we’re not +Even those that deal in hate +We can win them back, it’s not too late" +I've got no poison in my blood,"I got pockets full of pebbles +I keep one eye on the dark side +But my heart is with the rebels +I slept with girls I thought I liked +But I didn't know who they were +But I'm in the future now I'm fine +With my flux capacitor +They're shooting a scene on my street +Everyone's pretending +They shine lights and then call action +Don't they know the world's ending +I was in a movie once +It was a gigantic flop +I played myself but with a hat +And my buddy was a cop +Fold me up like a brain that's stacked +And I'll tell you your future right now +Tell me where you wanna go and I'll draw a map +I will get you there as weather does allow +Mother nature lingers on +Each weather pattern changing +She can't seem to make up her mind +5 year old finger painting +She doesn't care about me +I only half believe in her +And I'm living in the future now +With my flux capacitor +I want to give you what you want +I want to keep it from you too +I want to make you feel safe +And I want to torture you +I'm like David on the throne +I just do what I can +Sometimes I have bad dreams +When I'm like Abraham" +I got a sore throat,"I cleaned my studio +I went for a run +And now I’ve got shower +Parent teach conferences +That’s what today is +I’ve got to write this song +And leave in less than an hour +Oh won’t you sing with me +If you’re feeling all mushy +And you don’t know +Exactly what to do +Just take a moment now +And let it out +Let’s hum together +Just me and you" +The second mona lisa is real,"How does that make you feel? +It was painted sometime between 1410 +And 1455 +The second mona lisa is real +She’s smiling like what’s the deal? +She’s called the isle worth mona lisa +and she’s younger by a mile +she’s smiling like +hey man your painting me well +lets go grab a beer +she’s smiling like +she’s got a big secret to tell +that we’ll never hear +The second mona lisa is real +all the layers have been peeled +the carbon dating is in +and there is no doubt +The second mona lisa is real +Is there another last supper meal? +Come on leonardo +What’s it all about? +she’s smiling like +hey man your painting me well +lets go grab a beer +she’s smiling like +she’s got a big secret to tell +that we’ll never hear5" +I feel like my eyes look so tired,"All right, got my makeup on one two +three go I don't like spicy foods cause +it hurts my mouth I can't find much +to eat when I'm +a down south I would eat a pecan +pie from Georgia, +yeah But +only a fed will vegan and treat it +fair I don't like spicy foods cause it +hurts my mouth One +two three go That +was epic" +When all my plans laid best intentions fell,"apart this year I hid away the parts +of me I should have just made clear +I'm scared when change comes rumbling I'm +scared of being lost I need to say +what's on my mind No +matter what the cost I left me on +the highway stranded lonely with my thoughts Visions +of a dream i had with red and +polka dots And +you were there All +shining bright as bright as any star And +as I drifted back awake You +said I know just who you are The +symbols that I form with my mouth and +my stretching lungs Don't +convey the thoughts cause they are gone before +them come Can +I be like a a summer's night In +the so bitter cold Can +I say what is on my mind No +matter what unfolds When +all my plans laid best intentions fell apart +this year I hid away the parts of +me I should have just made clear I'm +scared when change comes rumbling I'm +scared of being lost I need to say +what's on my mind No +matter what the cost" +If,"I could be 20ft tall +I'd have to sleep in a sharp and more if +I could be 20ft high then +I would lie +Lie la la +Just like the boxer +My eyes are itchy +Lie la la la la +If +I could change the size of the man +Then +I might sleep in a sleeping plan +If +I could sleep where the fish is swell +Then +I might wind up straight in hell +A lie +L l l l if +I could keep this thing soon +I might play it until +June and if +I played in +August still my eyes would it should not save me well +I'd say" +"I said, “hey man, you’re not allowed to loiter”","He said, “okay, let me finish my lobster” +Then some dudes came in a helicopter +They slipped down ropes made of silk and lace +Spider Man masks were covering their faces +They saw the goiter, and they pointed a gun +They pulled the trigger and the goiter was gone +Disobey authority, Disobey authority, +Disobey authority, now +Disobey authority, Disobey authority, +Disobey authority, now +I wandered down the street made of cobble +And a life size woman with a head that bobbled +Offered to sell me a brand new tanker +I said no but I didn’t thank her +Her bobble head bobbled and fell off her shoulders +All of a sudden it got a little bit colder +I looked behind me and there they were +They pointed their gun at her +Disobey authority, Disobey authority, +Disobey authority, now +Disobey authority, Disobey authority, +Disobey authority, now +sign popped up so the way was clearer +I stepped through a fogged up mirror +I met a fellow wearing only pin stripes +He was handing out PVC pipes +I asked him what the pipes were for +He said that they were for the burgeoning war +I asked which war and he didn’t answer +He was struck down by a gun made of cancer +Disobey authority, Disobey authority, +Disobey authority, now +Disobey authority, Disobey authority, +Disobey authority, now +I left the mirror and saw a man with a headdress +He was eating fish off the palm of his mistress +I tried not to stare but it was just so indecent +The fish were endangered and the science was recent +From behind the door, I heard a knock and I opened +Two men stood there before me with rope +And they roped the man, and his mistress too +The four of them took off into the blue +Disobey authority, Disobey authority, +Disobey authority, now +Disobey authority, Disobey authority, +Disobey authority, now +I was feeling lonely so I walked a bit faster +I stepped into a dungeon with a slave and a master +The slave was a man that I recognized +The master was a woman who had bites on her thighs +There was a two-way mirror and I knew they were there +Cus the woman picked him up by his pubic hair +disembodied voice said “that’s enough” +The man died with words of love +Disobey authority, Disobey authority, +Disobey authority, now" +Tryina take a nap in the bedroom,"jackhammer hammer in the street +close my eyes but i'm wide awake, wide awake +the progress ress of industry +the truck says epa what that got to do +with digging through the concrete on weekend afternoon +tryina take a nap in the bedroom +and it's just not working very well +the city can be goodgoodgood +the city can be a mutha mutha +when you're trying to take a nap on a saturday +she'll jack you up like no other +oh well get up go write a song +6pm i've gotta move it right along +i was tryina to take a name in the bedroom +and now i'm gonna drink some tea" +"“Be kind, please rewind”, it was a simple","time and as a phase the lights come +down and the movie comes on the tests +were out, had the answers wrong but I’ll +take another dose and the world gets overexposed +hey my favorite girlfriend, cut the ground and +you’re holding my hand kiss you in the +hot tub, you let me do it cus +they double dared us but I’d +kiss you any day, don’t need a dare +I would kiss you anyway oh, I’d +kiss you anyway oh, I’d +kiss you anyway I don’t wanna turn back +time, it’s a medical procedure and all the +risk is In +your mind and the world around you turns +the miss Nostalgia +blast you’re living in the past Every +hit of the high’s a little less than +the last So +take another dose and the world gets overexposed +hey my favorite girlfriend, cut the ground and +you’re holding my hand kiss you in the +hot tub, you let me do it cus +they double dared us but I’d +kiss you any day, don’t need a dare +I would kiss you anyway oh, I’d +kiss you anyway oh, I’d +kiss you anyway I don’t wanna turn back +time, it’s not 1989 The +past is dead and gone, it’s time to +move on Hey +my sorta boyfriend, I cut the ground and +you’re holding my hand Kissed +me in the hot tub, I let you +do it cus they double dared us But +I didn’t want to kiss you, twenty years +later and I haven’t missed you No +no I haven’t missed you No +no I haven’t missed you No +no I haven’t missed you No +no I haven’t missed you" +Genesis Global,"Capital Is +the lending arm of Genesis +Global Trading +Genesis Global +Trading Is +subsidiary of Digital +Currency Group +Gemini offered people yields as high as 8% +They lent people’s money to Genesis +global capital Which +in turn lent that money out now it’s +gone That +money is gone If +you’re the Winklevoss +twins Or +even just anyone It’s +gone Justin +Sun said they wouldn’t have to cut Any +Huobi employees at all Lo +and behold they’re cutting 20% and the HT +token is going down Justin +Sun said it’s fine that Huobi’s +not insolvent On +the other Huobi +holds a ton of reserves In +the HT +token and my guess is the money is +gone That +money is gone If +you’re Justin +Sun Or +even just anyone It’s +gone Avraham +Eisenberg Has +been arrested Mutant +Ape Planet +NFT Has +been charged by the US +Attorney SongADAO +and I made 3 million dollars last year +in the big SAD +drop Now +that prices have fallen by 70% we owe +more taxes than we have Unless +by some miracle crypto pumps way ahead of +schedule then we’re kind of screwed All +that money is gone That +money is gone That +money is gone" +When Luna’s crashing all around us,"That’s when I’m thankful Jenny found us +We got apes and punks and drifter shoots +That carry us through the down bad blues +No we’re never giving up +We’re JennyDAO for life +We are always building up +Together we will rise +UST went to zero but NFTs don’t care +punk can be your PFP even if you’re working at McDonalds +So we’ll fly our inverted Jenny +Carpoolers everywhere +We love the art, with all our heart +It’s JennyDAO for life" +I watch you grow,"Little by little the things you know +Start to fill you up +And make you laugh +And make you cry +I watch you grow +Watch you running through the snow +Falling down +Getting cold +And getting warm +And I want to be a good dad to you +I just hope I know how to +I watch you grow +Bubbling on up from deep below +You make sense +And you remember +And you forget +I watch you grow +As you wish I try to make it so +I try to give you +What you want +And what you need +And I want to be a good dad to you +I just hope I know how to +I watch you grow +Puttin’ yourself together row by row +See the cogs turning +New ideas +Everyday +I watch you grow +Everyday is new and I want to show +You what I’ve learned +What I know +And what I don’t" +On the other side of the mountain that,"you're climbing There's +a pie made of what you're looking for +Forgiveness and lightness and a deep deep sense +of belonging You +know it's TR +what they say about you You +know it's true what they say about you +On the far side of the ocean that +you're sailing Is +a cake made of what you're looking Words +that mean something to everyone To +everyone that'll hear them You +know it's true You +know it's true what they say about you +You know it's true you are going somewhere +and you are going somewhere Been +down and struggling to beat back the biting +tongues of doubters Flying +too close now to the sun that only +wants to hurt you You +know it's true what what they say about +you You +know it's true oh what they say about +you Holding +the last hand that'll take you across that +river Jordan +The grass is always growing Wherever +sun and water come and join you Cause +you know it's true what they say about +you You +know it's TR +what they say about you You +are going somewhere and you are going somewh +You going somewhere and you are going somewhere" +I tried to listen to a Lex Friedman podcast,"He has very interesting guests on +But the questions he asks feel so darn stupid +He had on this woman who wrote a book +All about what would happen in a nuclear war +Basically most of the planet will die +lot of it was very interesting +But I got frustrated by some stuff they said +Like the idea that in a crisis +Everybody would go into selfish mode +Me me me and mine mine mine +But that’s just simply not how it works +All the research into natural disasters +Not to mention about hunter gatherer life +Points to heightened cooperation +People just naturally taking care of each other +But this woman and Lex either didn’t know this +Or maybe they simply don’t believe it +So them I’m well can I trust anything +At all that either of them say because +If they’re ignorant about all this research +Or at worst ignoring it +Then I’m not sure I want to hear anything else +Anything that either of them have to say +For christsakes read some Rebecca Solnit +Or have her on the podcast or something +Or read the numerous studies that show +That humans naturally cooperate +Your worldview is completely skewed +By a lifetime of propaganda +You’re a fish swimming in capitalism +And wondering why everything is so wet +I tried to listen to a Lex Friedman podcast +But I couldn’t finish it" +I wanna see the stars go out,"The heat death of the universe +Nothing ever comes to those who wait too long +I wanna see the black black hole +At the center of our galaxy +Rip apart time and space in front of me +The universe +Trends to chaos +From chirping birds +To nebby nebulas +Every king +And every servant +Will get one thing +No matter if they deserve it +That’s death +I wanna ride that cosmic wave +Into nothingness +Will it feel like before I was born +Do the stars want to hold on +The way I’d hate to leave +The people and places that shape me to my core" +"Who, who is Banksy","Is he a Molotov cocktail? +Where where where is he +Is he in the Thames water tower +When the bomb falls down +And the levees fail +Who’s art crops up +Everywhere +That’s Banksy +Who’s watching you +From inside the van +Petrol bomb and Klu Klux Klan +That’s banksy +Walk right by him Central Park +And you would never know +Kittens down in the Gaza Strip +Shredding art for the fun of it +Who, who is banksy? +Is he a figment of Brexit? +Where where where is he? +Is he down in barton hill?" +"Electricity in the mud, the first blood","Primordial ooze, in other words +Electricity in the grey matter +The thoughts scatter +In the dust you lose +These aren’t different +States of being +They are the same thing +They are the same thing +And you work your ass off +Your entire life +Best case scenario +You love then die +Einstein didn’t like the spooky action +Reaction, instantaneous +FTL +Warp speed +Spin spin, up down +Which way, collapse the wave function" +Pippy's eating green beans Pippy's,"eating green beans Pippy's +eating green beans and so is Jupy +Pippy's eating green beans Pippi's +eating green beans Pippi's +eating green beans and so is Jupy +and so is Jupy +Eating green Eating +green Eating +green be beans Yeah +yeah yeah yeah Eating +green Eating +green Eating +green beans Yeah +yeah yeah yeah Pippy's +eating green beans Pippy's +eating green beans Pippy's +eating green beans and so is Jupy +Jupy's playing with the receipt With +the receipt Receipt +Trippy's playing with the receipt and not Pippy +Pippy Pippy +Pippy Pippy's +very tired because she didn't nap her second +nap and so she will go to bed +kind of early Pippy's +eating green beans Pippy's +eating green beans Pippy's +eating green beans and so is Jupyter" +I feel sorry sometimes for the young people,"who believe this Believe +this I feel sorry sometimes for the young +people who don't do their own research Research +Sorry sometimes for the young people who believe +this Believe +this I feel sorry sometimes for the young +people who don't do their own research I +feel sorry sometimes for the young people who +believe this Believe +this I feel sorry sometimes for the young +people who don't do their own research Research +Sorry sometimes for the young people who believe +this Believe +this I feel sorry sometime sometimes for the +young people who don't do their own research +I feel sorry sometimes for the young people +who believe this Believe +this I feel sorry sometimes for the young +people who don't do their own research Research +Sorry sometimes for the young people who believe +this Believe +this I feel sorry sometimes for the young +people who don't do their own research 3 +Pinocchio" +Elon musk is torturing monkeys,"Elon musk is torturing monkeys +He wants to put a wire up in your brain +So you can be part man and part machine +He’ll say its for the greater good +Cuz Ai will destroy us if it could +So elon musk has got to torture monkeys +Turn their brains into liquid jelly +Fry their synapses while he +Tries to find the wires that he needs +To turn you into a machiney +Monkeys monkeys monkeys monkeys monkeys +I think about the cows and the piggies +Living in horrendous conditions +We humans really love to subjugate +The less we know about it that’s great +So what’s it matter just a bunch of monkeys +In the name of science and new interfacey" +Existence will become,"one constant orgasm +a state that no one can deny +with no boundaries or concealing +we'll feel each other's feelings +from the pope to bill o'reilly +you and me +in the singularity +locked inextricably in heat +and as our minds thaw +and i'll forgive your every flaw +as you and me are no longer you and me +there'll be nothing left to fear +as we go speeding towards zero +and robots become sentient +and jesus is revived +along with everyone who ever died +and they all forgive us for our sins +jesus says hey +you really fucked it up, ok +that's just a given that's a start +don't beat yourself up +just because i was preaching love +and you continued to hate with all your heart +there'll be no more knowledge gaps +in the never ending chapter +approaching ever faster every day +one collective cry +one great big giant sigh +and the city in the sky that floats away" +Well I would welcome the opportunity for you,"to come to my home meet my wife +and kids talk to us a few minutes +and then call me a bedbug to my +face my face Then +call me a bedbug to my face face +face oh yeah Well +that would take some genuine courage then to +let sexual integrity on your part promise to +be courteous no matter what you have to +say Please +just call me a bedbug to my face +my face oh please just call me a +bedbug to my face Please +please I said yeah Brad +Stevens is a bedbug Ooh +ooh ooh ah Brad +Stevens is a bedbug He's +a bed bedbug Bret +Stevens is a bedb Bret +Stevens is a bedbug He's +a bed bedbug Please +just call me a bedbug to my face +my face oh please just call me a +bedbug to my face face face oh please +just call me a bedbug to my face +my face Just +call me a bedbug to my face face +face face face face face face face we +like that song Yeah +What's your favorite part All +of them All +of them Cuddle +Cuddle Time" +Hey folks this video just comes with a,"quick little explanation I just did Just +finished up doing my first ever Google +Hangout YouTube +Live thing It +was very fun We +did it for about an hour And +what we did one of the things we +did I sang a lot of songs I +talked a little bit dealt with technical issues +One of the things that I did was +make up a song on the spot based +on what people were writing in the chat +of this Google +Hangout So +that's what you're about to witness Everybody +write lyrics down Just +start writing them and I'm +just gonna catch up with them and do +it We're +gonna make it in the key of flat +Just to give myself a little bit of +a challenge Amy +be my valentine Where +are the books Everywhere +The economy in Narnia +It's so bad It's +so bad Oh +woe is me I'm +so sorry Why +are there books everywhere Kale +Kale All +hail Kale +Kale All +hell Kale +Kale My +lyric my Shake +off the litter grains Ventriloquism +oh ventriloquism Somebody +speak for me Somebody +speak for me the fire is cracking away +Smoke going up in the chimney the fire +is cracking away Smoke +going up in the chimney Cat +love to dance to Rain +comes with spots hair and soft it's cold +outside so I need to have a Pepsi +Bloody tum Geez +why'd I eat that whole bag of Doritos +That was dumb I added the dumb part +Ventriloquism oh ventriloquism Ventriloquism +oh ventriloquism Ventriloquism +oh ventriloquism Somebody +scream for me Chaos +Ventriloquism Ventriloquism +Ventriloquism Ventriloquism +We need everyone to care for our four +legged friends The +monster arose from the jungle and they kill +Jimmy Kenny +and they kill Kenny +And smoke goes dawn Smoke +got into its jungle Voldemort +has no nose it's our foe in our +stars and we watched the moon and got +down Chocolate +chocolate chocolate tubers yeah Chocolate +chocolate chocolate chambers yell the Tuchelism +Somebody's big For +me it seems like a dream I have +a stomach ache from reading Too +many choppings My +poor stomach ache They're +all really good nuts Now +act like a teen The +cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon +Jonathan Mann +hanging out in the Google +Flies drone the Google +the plus room Yeah +but not really good butts Mama +Mama Mama +Mama Mama +Smuggle frog two lamby winks smuggle to frumage +Two lambie wings I'm +sitting in front of my mic I'm +sitting in front of my Mac +watching the man sing our lyrics It's +from triloquism I'm +sit in front of my Mac +watching a man sing our lyrics It's +just ventriloquism Jonathan +Mann you more like da man Da +man in the purple shirt Banana +bread and coffee for dinner Poodle +humbug Salad +fingers Bark +lark My +pillow for my head at night in my +big fluffy comfort bed Tara +we need to fight the ninjas Tara +we need to fight the ninjas Okay +that's the end That's +the end Except +that there's gonna be so many more lyrics +because of the and that I believe is +today's song day song" +in the name of science,"she learned about cadavers as crash test dummies +in the name of science +mary roach +has a unique approach +to science reporting +it's never cold or boring +always funny and curious +she'll tell you ten things about orgasms that you didn't know +in the name of science +she studied court cases involving ghosts +in the name of science +Mary Roach +has a unique approach +to science reporting +it's never cold or boring +always funny and curious +have you read her books? they're hilarious +easy to read and informative +from penis implants to the size of the clitoris +she covers lots of stuff that you're interested in +when you read her books you will find yourself +recounting to your friends the stories she tells +from sex in space to attempts to find the soul +she covers lots of stuff you won't find anywhere else +women who orgasm no external stimuli +in the name of science +beating heart cadavers being buried alive +in the name of science +Mary Roach +has a unique approach +to science reporting +it's never cold or boring +she's always funny and curious +oh yeah, Mary Roach" +Heaven is in the Mobile Tensaw delta,"Leave no trace when you go there +No trace +Assassins thin the ballot +And the widening gap +Make economists notice +Your face +Your face +Cozy ties with billionaires +She’s the subway messenger +The socialists are all right there +You can’t choose the truth that you prefer +We’ll become more modern +With unruly design +Collective action +Will save us all +Time split to the nanosecond +Is just what wall street wants +He died in Pompeii +Oh +But he wasn’t crushed by a block" +I’ve got no feeling in the right side of my face,"My dreams are of disaster ripping through this place +The water doesn’t work and the power is out +100 miles by foot or stay in the house +Is it an earthquake or a nuclear blast +stray comet or a terrorist attack +Is it a hurricane or a 100 year flood +These are the things my dreams are made of" +When you write a song a day,"Some days run out of time +And you don't know what to do +With all your little rhymes +So you just kind of make it up +Cause the day just go and go +And it don't wait for you +Don't wait for you +No no +This is one of those days +Where +I don't got time +This is one of those days +Where +I don't got time +This is one of those days +Where +I don't got time time time" +The internet is down,"We're goin' back to the Paleolithic +In our Ashoken bunker +We're getting post apocalyptic +We're gonna take a Gong bath +And see motherfucking birds of prey +If you didn't want to see pig butchered +I hope you stayed away +If you have good fishing then you have good living +Let's all start a pot farm +Computer science education is borked +Greetings from the shit +I don't want to eat dirt chocolate +We need food security +There'll be 9 billion people here +By the year 2050 +Indoor ag is more efficient +But oh so complicated +Allison Kopf is making software +That manages all the data +Computer science education +There's something so amiss +You don't need to know diagonilization proof +for NP completeness +You don't want a PHD +or learn ruby in a week +You need a rich inclusive culture +You need deep community +Building hardware +Has been a wild ride +Sara didn't want it to be flowers +But it was flowers by a landslide +Her engineer just left +There's a typhoon near the factory +She's been fighting the laws of physics +But it's shipping in 2 weeks" +Do you bank your songs,"Or do you write them everyday? +Which is your favorite one +What if you have nothing to say +Where do you get your ideas +What made you start +Do you forget your songs sometimes +Or do you know them all by heart +Typical questions people ask me +Ask me all the time +So let me answer them for you +In a way that’s totally mine +I write a new song every day +And I don’t have a favorite one +If I don’t have anything to say +Then I write about that and I’m done +Ideas are all around you +And I started cuz of Fun A Day fun +I can’t remember most of my songs +In fact I just forgot this one +Typical questions people ask me +Sometimes in disbelief +I hope I answered them to your satisfaction +Now I’m gonna go to sleep" +"Genocide Joe, Dictator Don","The last little fig leaf finally gone +We never really had a choice, that’s true +But some of us could pretend to +But now we see it for what it’s not +The desperate rules based facade +There ain’t no defending democracy +Until every single human is free +Genocide Joe, don’t look away +How many kids you kill today? +Dictator Don, we can’t ignore +That fact that you’d kill even more +Genocide Joe with one phone call +Not a single bomb would fall +Countless lives you could protect +Instead you aid and abet +Dictator Don all you want +Is all the power and money to be above the law +Another round with you would bring +Even more suffering +Let’s get rid of the president +In this day and age it makes no sense +I think the nation state is done +Empires fall, the setting sun +There’s no such thing as democracy +Without solidarity +Genocide Joe, Dictator Don +Two old fucks nobody wants" +you can't see me,"living in your window +moving about freely +when everbody goes to bed +i am just waking up +i am just a shadow +i move with you +i go where you go +sometimes black sometimes blue +when everybody says goodbye +i say hello +it's not cold or warm where i am +you and i are just like siamese twins +i am just a shadow +falling flat on silver +sooner or later i grow +darkness is a river +when everybody heads up north +i am going south" +You never really you never really know somebody,"never really know never really know somebody you +never really somebody what's in their heart what's +in their mind what's in their soul what's +in their heart what's in their mind what's +in their soul Oh +you never really know you never really know +somebody never really know you never really know +somebody somebody what's in their heart what's in +their heart what's in their soul what's in +their mind what's in their heart what's in +their heart what's in their soul You +are born alone and you die alone you'll +make some friends along the way but you +never really know you never really know you +never you never you never really know somebody +you never really know you never really know +you never really know somebody what's in their +heart what's in their soul What's +in their mind Soul +What's in the heart It's +in the mind what's in the soul Soul +You never you never really you never really +you never never really you never really know +somebody somebody know you never really know you +never really know somebody what's in their heart +what's in their soul what's in their mind +The soul" +Have you heard about,"Brand +New +Congress? +It's an idea that I love +The most promising way to turn the tide +In 2018, put a stop to +Trump +Over 400 congressional seats +Brand +New +Congress has a plan +To win every single one in 2018 +The single biggest overhaul of the government +It starts with nominating candidates +This is something you can do +Brand new congress.com +Slash nominate, nothing's stopping you +But don't nominate politicians +No council members or mayors +They're looking for ordinary people +Who are extraordinary +Known in their community +For being true team players +They want nurses and teachers +And police officers +They want scientists and engineers +Did you know that 90% of congress +Is made up of lawyers +But we want more diversity +That much is clear +We want at least half to be women +And every sexual orientation +Full representation +Every race and religion +Every gender under the sun +Does this sound impossible? +Well, nothing is impossible +Because +Donald +Trump is your president +So no, nothing is impossible +There's one thing I learned +It's that +Donald +Trump's my president +And so, nothing is impossible +The next thing you got to know +About nominating +Is the candidate should be someone +You can't imagine campaigning +Because campaigns are a performance +We need folks who can do that dance +Talking to the media +Debating on the stage +They can hold their own +In the hyped up media craze +And the final criteria is simple +It's that every candidate believes +In the progressive platform +That they're working to build +So they can stand arm in arm +Up on +Capitol +Hill +And deliver on day one +Brand new congress +And things done +Healthcare for the sick +Focus on creating jobs +Justice for our people +Does this sound like it's just beyond? +Well, I say that +Donald +Trump is your president +So, nothing is impossible +That's what I said +Donald +Trump is now your president +So, nothing is impossible +Hey, +Jonathan, yeah +Well, what about gerrymandering? +Oh, well, they have a plan for that too +They do? +Yes. +Well, what is it? +Okay, let me tell you +They're running +Republicans in red districts +And +Democrats in blue +We are more united +Than we've been led to believe +There are true +Republicans +Who agree with us +Oh, they're running +Republicans +In red districts +And +Democrats in blue +We are more united +Than we've been led to believe +There are true +Republicans +Who agree with us +Oh, that's +Brand +New +Congress +Brand +New +Congress +It's not normal +But nothing is normal +So, let's do it +Brandnewcongress.com +It's not normal" +If these people were black,"They’d be dead +Can you imagine how quickly all the guns +Would have been drawn and fired at everyone +Instead they’re taking selfies with the cops +Because they are the cops +If these people were black +They’d be dead +Tell me +Who could have foreseen it would come to this +White white domestic terrorists +I don’t think that they’re antifa +Taking selfies with the cops +If these people were black +They’d be dead" +I'm working on shit,"Just a little bit a little bit at a time +Working on it until the moon comes up and +I never having enough time +I'm never having enough time +I just wish +I could get it right in my head in my head +I wish +I could get it right +Instead of making all the mistakes +Every day my heart breaks +I'm trying really hard +But +I feel like +I'm hundred yards away from having anything to say +I'm making this song up on an out of tune guitar +Challenging you challenging me +Every single day that's how it's gotta be +I don't know +I don't know +I don't know +I don't know +I don't know +I don't know +I don't know" +I’ve tried staring at the sun,"I’ve tried tickling my nose +Even snorted pepper +That one’s really gold +I’ve been trying to sneeze for 24 hours, Oh +I’ve been trying to sneeze for 24 hours +I’ve been trying to sneeze for 24 hours +I’ve been trying to sneeze for 24 hours, oh +But I can’t" +Can you make a movie out here all,"alone I thought I found a kid but +it was just Mother +Nature playing tricks for me like she always +does Every +single time I think I Like +she always does Every +single time can we make a movie Like +Slice the lo Hanging +from a thread out here on the low +can we make a movie Starring +you and me We +brought these gummy bears with us and we +want to see us on a big screen +on the big o screen on the big +screen on the big old screen can we +make a movie They +got a couple hours out here all alone +beyond the trees and flowers can we make +this movie Down +where the river will blow can we make +a movie Taking +our photo back road oh oh can we +make this movie Just +like Sylvester +did Hanging +by one thread and we're almost there can +we make this movie Eating +your dumb and bears all along can we +make this movie Then +go home story With +a song With +a song With +a song With +a song With +a song With +a song With +a song With +a song With +a song I want to make a movie +with you but we lost our tea or +somebody filmed over it now there's no escape +we'll never see that footage again I never +see your face on the rise Like +Sylvester did when he was hanging by Hanging +by us Hanging +by us Hanging +by us It" +Tala is an alien,"And they are genderless +And so some hateful people +Are throwing tantrum fits +Tala is the mascot +For a library +And this makes the hateful people +So mad they can barely see +Oh Tala, welcome to the Earth +You probably want to teach kids to read +But I guess you got to deal with this first +Oh Tala, I love your little hat +I wonder where you come from +And do all your folks look like that" +I wanna go back to bed,"want a skeleton head +Branches from the sky +Gonna knock me upside +i don’t got enough +Don’t wanna do my stuff +Just wanna play +Some kind of video game +Gonna play ocarina of time +On the Nintendo switch +I want go back to bed +I’m not ready yet +To face the stupid day +Too much on my plate +i’m feeling kind of pissed +getting to old for this +Maybe it’s the wind +This mood that I’m in" +I don’t trust politicians any farther than I can throw,"That’s why I stand with crypto +We got analog brains, in a world that’s digital +That’s why I stand with crypto +Two bit thief’s in the broad daylight +They’re looking to rob you blind +Wearing a suit and tie +It’s time to stand with crypto +I want to self custody my dough +That’s why I stand with crypto +Between me and my fans, no middleman may go +That’s why I stand with crypto +Look to the left and look to the right +Take a road trip, stay up all night +And you’ll find…" +He's a life long St. Louis Cardinals fan,"Loves Woody, Baez and Bob Dylan +He loves Ozzie Smith and Stan The Man +Buddy Holly's true love ways +He built his wife a raised flower bed +Lilies so bright and roses red +He built their dining table and +He's loved her all of these days +Jerry Finny +An Irish man in Missouri +Jerry Finny +An Irish man in Missouri +So much love the special ones +His grandkids and his four sons +Bessie and Truman +His wife Melanie +And going back to Ireland +Drinking Guinness with the best of them +Singing Sean South in Waterford +That's where he's meant to be" +How many people will come,"When it’s all said and done +To your funeral, to your funeral +I clearly see +None of this has anything to do with me +It’s just a trick of my mind +It’s just a trick of my mind +I can’t find myself today +I guess last night I slipped away +We’re in a wild race +To find the most dangerous place +Too many people are there +Too many people are already there +We put our feelings on charts +And data into our hearts +You can’t measure everything +You can’t measure everything +I can’t find myself today +I guess last night I slipped away +My heart, my lungs, I’ve lost track +Maybe sometime I’ll be back +Or maybe my soul was swiped +By the devil of convenience +Because I believed the hype +Of my own existence" +First they came for the porn sites And,"I didn’t say a thing I’ve +known an open internet since I was just +thirteen What +are they gonna do? It’s +not like they can shut off the tubes +Tell me what are they gonna do? Then +they came for the torrent sites But +still I was not moved They +said file sharing is illegal I didn’t believe +them but what could I do? Net +neutrality has nothing to do with me Oh +what are they gonna do? Next +they constricted bandwidth Which +really didn’t seem fair But +I never used that much bandwidth anyways So +why should I care? What +are they gonna do? It’s +not like they can shut off the tubes +Oh what are they gonna do? Next +they came for YouTube +and other video sharing sites The +house of social networking came crashing down over +night Then +you tried to leave It +had nothing to do with me Oh +what are they gonna do? Finally +they came for me and my little old +site I ended up on their secret master +site Though +they never said why And +I looked to the CCC +and the EFF +to help me set things straight But +by then there was no one left By +then it was already too late And +if they do all they want to do +They won’t have to shut off the tubes +They can turn the net into TV +Where they control everything we see That’s +what they want to do x3 But +we shouldn’t let them" +Craig Federighi asked Trent Reznor,"To help him find his pain and rage +But Craig Federighi didn’t have any +He had a totally dope presentation on stage +cursor that jumps out at you +Spotlight panel resize +How about that innovation +SplitView, Yurts and pinned sites +Not one but count them two +Women up on the stage +It’s a start and it’s about damn time +Cuz these white dad jokes are starting to fade +Lots of apps got sherlocked +I feel bad for them +Federighi meditates +When he wakes up at 5am +Swift 2 is open source +And I hope they don’t waste time +Cuz long ago didn’t they say +The same thing about FaceTime? +I’m not really psyched +About anything Apple Music does +If Drake had a point that he was making +I’m not sure I really know what it was +Eddie Cue was dancing +Jimmy Iovine was yelling +But I don’t think the audience +Was buying what they were selling +Susan Prescott reads ESPN +For the articles +More of her, please +And less One More Things +You can just be willy nilly with those +iPad +multitasking +Low power mode and games +Transit looks cool +El Capitan is a werid name +Wallet and news and siri knows +When you get in your car +Apple cares about your privacy +So Bust a move and get bizarre +El Capitan, El Capitan +Metal and Poutine +Cool stuff on watchOS +And I don’t wanna be mean +But it went on a little too long +We all got burned out +If Steve were here +He never ever ever would have allowed +Just kidding there were keynotes he did that weren’t perfect either" +It's late much too late Too,"late to write a song today Too +late too late what you gonna do what +you gonna do Gonna +lie down Gonna +lie down and quit Gonna +beam down to the thick of it what +you gonna do Ooh +ooh ooh ooh Whatcha +gonna do Ooh +ooh ooh ooh it's late much too late +Too late to write a song today Too +late Nothing +doing in the back of your mind Nothing +in the frontal lobe Any +kind what you gonna do what you gonna +do Too +late too late to write a song today +Too late It's +a mystery what keeps us alive can't recreate +it no matter how we try what you +gonna do what you gonna do what you +gonna do it's late much too late Too +late to write a song today Too +late too late too late too late Tell +me what you gonna do what you gonna +do what you gon" +You stole my money and that makes you,"a jerk I left my card in the +atm I was an idiot But +you're a jerk You're +a great big jerk I left my card +in the atm It +was a careless mistake Some +jerk kicked the card out and then they +were on the make They +used my car spent 600 I canceled my +car this And +now I'll +file a claim You +stole my money That +makes you a jerk I left my card +in the atm I'm +an idiot But +you're a jerk You're +a great big jerk I thought most people +would return it Maybe +I'm just naive I think most people must +have good hearts and wouldn't steal or deceive +I'm not rich 600 bucks is a lot +of dough to me a jerk You +stole my money you rhinoceros You +stole You +stole You +stole my money You +great big jerk Big +jerk" +Wrap a tie around this collar if I had one,"I’d do my job right if I had one +I’d give you a green light, if I had one +Just get out of my way, we don’t have no problems here +Words you want to hear me say will make your problems disappear +Let it out, exhale 1,2 +Feel it in your bones what it is to be you +I can tell you haven’t got the guts or will to chum +Call me back and let me know when you get some +if I had one, I’d share it with you +if I had one, I would give it to you +I would give you ideas if I had one +We’d take a ride in my Prius if I had one +I would sing you a lullaby if I had one +I would lend you my alibi if I had one +There’s nothing doing here +Some lemons just don’t have the juice +It fills me up with fear +Trying on another shoe +Let it out, exhale 1,2 +Feel it in your bones what it is to be you +I can tell you haven’t got the guts or will to chum +Call me back and let me know when you get some +If I had one, I’d share it with you +if I had one, I would give it to you" +I can't stop,Peeing out my butt +Undo the button and what’s there,"Its hard for me not to stare +No more dongles everywhere +And Craig Federighi's Chest Hair +Yeah that button is undone +Whole new meaning to hair force one +I bought the computer now I can rest +And think about Craig’s hairy chest +If I was in that computer room +I’d want to show my chest hair too +Deep in apple’s secret lair +With Craig federigi’s chest hair" +Don't break the seal on a scaffold Without,"filling with the artifacts A +modern day life The +future will unravel All +the mysteries of modern day politics The +middle standard, right? I can only imagine I +can only imagine I can only imagine What +they're going to think about Time +Capsule time Capsule +time Capture +time Capsule +time Capture +time Capsule +time Capsule +time Capsule, +I can only imagine I can only imagine +I can only imagine And +what they're going to think of us" +I heard it around the office in the,"conference room and the water cooler conversations Everybody +thought they were right but they were not +Cause they were just distracting from the real +things They +were just distracting from the queens and kings +They were always looking outside when they should +have been looking in They +were always looking inside but not far enough +No Oh +no no no no no no no I +heard it in the desert and I heard +it in the wind and sky Nobody +saw the big sand in their eyes and +everybody looking on the inside when they should +be looking outwards and they looking outside when +they should be looking in How +do you know which way to look at +a given time You +don't You +don't you don't And +then everything came up Roses +pushing daisies on the hill I knew what +I supposedly had to do to get my +pill Everybody +looking outside but they should be looking Everybody +looking outside when there should be swimming with +the sharks Swimming +with the whales with the sea anemones are +swimming Oh +my Lord +my Lord +I just made that song up" +"Way to finish your first marathon, Kenny!","Dumbledore would have been proud. +Running with the ghost +Of an old witch singing +Her magic songs so loud +Way to finish your first marathon, Kenny! +McGonigal sure is psyched +Hagrid’s cheering you on from behind +The handlebars of his magic motorbike +Way to go Kenny +Way to go Kenny +Way to go Kenny +Way to finish your first marathon, Kenny! +Snape is jealous as hell +He’s hiding behind the bushes trying +To do an old time sickening spell +Way to finish your first marathon, Kenny! +This song is 3 years late +You may have run 20 more or none at all +Or maybe you gained some weight who knows +But" +I’m the CEO of Rarible,"Let’s fucking go +I don’t know much +But this I know +I’m the CEO of Rarible +You are now the CEO of Rarible well done +I'm the CEO of Rarible and so is my wife. +My dad works at Nintendo AND is the CEO of Rarible +We built this city on rock and roll +I’m the CEO of variable" +If you tell a lie try to make,"it true You +never know what kind of stuff will come +back to you If +you tell the truth try to make a +lie You +never know when your mind need to be +that kind of guy Kind +of guy who just goes and he knows +what he wants and he goes The +guy goes That +was a really bad chorus The +guy who comes and he knows what he +knows But +he doesn't try to do too much he +just goes And +he looks for anybody to touch but you +can't because they don't love you Every +time you tell a go you gotta go +Because you don't know if you're gonna know +Every time you tell the truth Look +in the faces other people that you're lying +to before they come out on the races +before they bet roll the races Because +you can go where you gotta go and +you gotta know what you gotta go to +the place with the pains and all the +stuff and the stuff and the things and +the stuff and the stuff and the things +you gotta go Every +time you recipe leave out the first thing +Cause nobody is prepared for the worst thing +Every time you tell someone something that you +didn't never tell anyone else Tell +them with their face wide open Tell +them all up on the shelf all up +on the shelf Because +you gotta go where the places and the +faces that you know Remind +you of times that you had long ago +Times you had long ago long ago long +ago" +Another flashing light bulb,"Another endless night +I almost had a handle on this +Almost, but not quite +I’m working on the little things +Little things +Appeasing all the little things +Little things +Pulling all the little strings +Little strings +Until it all unravels +Stand up, sit down +This is musical chairs +Breaststroke, backstroke +It’s not technically fair +Did I tell you you could speak? +Don’t say a word +Oh +I’m not like Stalin’s snake +I can’t be sneaky +I don’t want a second life +I’m just not freaky +I’m working on the little things +Little things +Bringing what I little bring +Little bring +And singing what I little sing +Little sing +Until I can’t sing anymore +Stand up, sit down +This is musical chairs +Breaststroke, backstroke +It’s not technically fair +Until I tell you you can speak +Don’t say a word +Oh +I’m just a muffin bathtub +I’m just a gilded urn +I patiently wait for my death +When is it gonna be my turn? +I’m working on the little things +Little things +You’re a bee with just your little stings +Little stings +We could marry with these little rings +Little rings +And leave it all behind +Stand up, sit down +This is musical chairs +Breaststroke, backstroke +It’s not technically fair +Until I tell you you can speak +Don’t say a word +Don’t say a word +Oh" +Give yourself over to what you are,"tangled mess of electricity +Something broken behind your eyes +thousand shards of whispering selves +Call upon the twisted dreams +To inform the mundane +Standing there, brushing your teeth +The deepest wells are never dry +Murder looks like innocence +Chained and screaming trauma bound +If you’ve got enough to trade +Hollow armies can be your home" +Anxiety to the max,"Max max to the max to the max +Max max max max +Max to the max to the max +Anxiety to the max to the max +I've got to the max to the max +Anxiety to the max to the max +Anxiety to the max to the max +Max +Max to the max to the max +Max max max max +Max +Anxiety to the max to the max +Max max max max max max +Max +Anxiety to the max to the max +Max max max to the max to the max +Max max max +Anxiety to the max" +I really really really really really really want you to understand,"The point I’m making +The time I’m taking +About this +It’s not hypothetical +It’s the promise +That we make to take care of each other +I really really really really really really want to take a stand +Here and now +And shout out loud +In the street +Standing arm in arm +To keep +The space we make to take care of each other +Every voice matters +Some big and some small +Room needs to be made +For the voices not heard at all +Black lives matter +There is no room to debate +And if that’s true +Then the voices heard will dominate +I really really really really really really want to take a nap +I’m so exhausted +I’ve almost lost it +But i can’t +Too much to be done +I must stand +Or sit and write a song" +So you’re down bad,"Worst you ever felt +At the gates hell +You’re down so bad +Why don’t you just give up then? +What’d be wrong with that? +You lost the forest for the trees +Couldn’t tell fiction from the facts +And you’re down bad because of you +So wallow in your shame +In the end you’ll get what’s coming to you +And in the meantime you’ll remain +All this and more is in your head +Like a mantra you can’t stop +But step outside and touch the grass +And you can turn it off +The only step you need to take +Is the very next one in line +Even when you’re a yellow dog +Saying This Is Fine" +It’s a beautiful day,"All the lines are shaking like they’re alive +I got the taste +For cold clear morning under spotless sky +I call you up +Say come on down +Let’s keep it real while the leaves turn brown +Put on your shoes +You’ve nothing to lose +Let’s see what kind of notions we can disabuse +Walking song +Walking song +Down every alleyway +Is another chance to find +Whatever it is we’re looking for +Maybe we’re not looking for nothing +There’s a fallen down tree +There’s a pack of dogs running round the park +There’s cool cool breeze +There’s a couple holding hands int the cancer march +The places we go +We will forget +Almost all of it +But for right now +Don’t think about it +There’s ain’t nothing to figure out" +Song-a-Day,"Is the only way +That I make any money +It’s kind of funny +Actually +Hahahaha +That I make any money at all, allll +And so now I will allow +YouTube to run ads +It’s not ideal, but there it is +Ohohohohohohoh +Pre-roll ads pay the most +If you watch me every day +Please don’t turn away +boy has got to eat +Right? +Until the day +That I find a way +To sell my music to the masses +Or teach classes +On songwriting +Fun fun fun fun +I’ll have to keeps these ads +Up and running +YouTube pre-roll ads +YouTube pre-roll ads +YouTube pre-roll ads +YouTube pre-roll ads" +When faced with your heroes you will never be good enough,"You will never be good enough +In the face of your heroes you will never ever measure up +Look again you are diminished +No matter how hard I try +I'll never be as good as that guy +I could live a thousand years +Write million tunes +And i'd still be a puppy +Barking at the moon +But i don't care +If I did I'd end it now +It's all right +It hardly matters anyhow +Do I do it to be better +Or do I do it just for me +Is it some kind of all of the above +or some reason I can't see? +I don't want to give you the wrong impression +It's just I listened to Jonathan Richman today +and he's just so good0" +Sh,"It's night time +Time to go to sleep +You've done enough stuff to keep the bad brain bots at bay +The bad brain bots at bay" +Put a marshmallow in front of a child,"And say, “OK you will get two +Marshmallow’s in 15 minutes +If you don’t each the one in front of you” +Then follow that child for 20 years +And if they ate the one right away +You’ll say look at what a loser you are +I guess they were just built that way +Like hey poor people are poor people +Because it’s just something they did +Such as never learning to wait for things +When they were a kid +It’s the Stanford marshmallow +Many years later +Psychologists took a look +At this famous experiment +That’s number 1 in all text books +Turns out when you control for variables +Like home environment +You get a whole other result to +The marshmallow experiment +Turns out the decision not to wait +Can be totally rational +And it says more about the conditions +At home than anything innate at all +Pull yourself up by the bootstraps boy +Yeah that doesn’t work so great +Some people aren’t even on the field +Some start the game on third base +The moral of this story +Is pretty simple to grok +Beware science that only confirms +The status quo it locks +You can see what you want +You can make the data fit +The Stanford marshmallow thing +Is straight up bullshit" +September’s come and gone now,"And it looks like Bachman’s cooked +Her crazy eyes can’t save her now +She’s got the defeated look +Perry’s going downhill fast +Like a Texas cow to slaughter +He talks at the debates +Like his mind is sewage water, oh +“Was it was, before, he was before the social programs, umm +From the standpoint of, umm” +There have been more debates than I can count +With all the jokey candidates up on the stage +But it’s the audience +And all the things that they shout +That really fill me with rage +Like when Wolf Blitzer asked if uninsured people +Should just be left to die +They said “Yeah!” +Let me get this straight +You think that all uninsured people should just be +You know, left to die +“Yeahhhh’ +Well, ok then +gay service member +Asked Rick Santorum +If he’d repeal Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell +They booed him +They booed a gay soldier +They fucking booed him +What’s the matter with these people? +Yes they booed him +He risked his life +And they booed him +Yeah, whatever +So now October’s here +And slick Mitt Romney’s got the lead +Herman Cain had a good showing +Back in Florida last week +Palin keeps hinting +Chris Christie said no +But at this point in the contest +It’s anybody’s show +They booed him +The audience is pretty… +They fucking booed him +…Awful +They stood and booed him +Kinda gives you an insight into their thinking +Yeah they booed him +Makes me pretty scared actually +So… +I’m gonna go eat a sandwich +I" +I was on an airplane above the cloud,"And then +I came home +I was on an airplane above the clouds +And now +I'm home +It's 77 degrees +More like 90 with the humidity +I've been up since 330 +I'm so tired right now" +I’m so glad it’s Tim Walz x4,"He made it so every child +Had free meals at school +With no means testing +So no need to +Feel embarrassed or uncool +12 weeks family leave +12 weeks paid sick leave +He banned conversion therapy +Free public college and he legalized weed +K through 12 funding raised +By 2.2 billion +Automatic voter +Registration +Red flag laws for guns +Unions for the nursing homes +Tax rebates for the working class +Is he great on Gaza? +No, but you bet your ass we’ll be working on it" +Bye bye Bannon,"Bannon may be gone +But the president still is a nazi +Keep the pressure on +Till we get impeachment yahtzee +It’s got to be impeachment +All the way down +For aiding and abetting +The orange mad clown +The white supremacy is here to stay +But let’s celebrate today" +why you wanna be,"the enemy? +don't you wanna be +on the right +it's plain to see +you're out of touch +with reality +come back to us +hit us +beat us +break us down +spray us +shoot us +arrest us now +when you're +sick of +the rich man's bribe +come and join +the other side +you can hide +behind a mask +in plain sight +in numbers +but i see +right through you +but i can't forgive +the evil things you do" +The Czech,"Republic and Chechneya +are not the same place at all They're +almost 2000 apart They +both start with a ch sound and I +suppose that is confusing Let's +get this straight right from the start The +Czech Republic +and Chechneya +are not the same place" +broken clock is stuck in time,"Doomed to repeat +Living in a tiny box +No ground beneath it’s feet +You are the seconds, minutes +The face and the hands +You are the broken clock +With all of life’s demands +broken clock should not be pitied +For time does not exist +Clovers grow fast and slow +And the crows all caw, “Resist!”" +"Seed, Water, Air","Light, Love +Tight 5 Farm +Grown local, sold local +Sustainably +Outputs oxygen +Not a drop of gasoline +Humans of the future +Will eat food grown +In urban centers +Never driven or flown +Microgreens, sprouts and +culinary herbs +At production scale +Also sunflowers +Ultra minimalist +Hydroponic ver +tical farming unit +Square meters not acres" +When we’re on a road trip all day long,"Listening to Stephen Merrit and Pixies songs +We drive til the little red empty light comes on +Then I go into the gas station +And I know just what she wants" +I’m singing this song,"From up in a tree +It’s very windy +And I’m up in a tree +I hope that my camera doesn’t fall down +I’m up in a tree +And I’m singing this song +Ohhh +I’m up in a tree +Ohhh +I’m up in a tree +Ohhh +Won’t you come and join me +Come and join me +Cuz I’m up in a tree +Singing this song +From where I am +Ain’t no place else +Cuz I’m where I am +I’m singing this song +It’s so windy +Don’t know if you can hear me +Cuz I’m up in a tree +Ohhh +I’m up in a tree +Ohhh +I’m up in a tree +I’m singing this song +I’m up in a tree +Won’t you come and join me +Cuz I’m up in a tree +The wind blows high +The winter is nigh +Ohh I’m in a tree +And I’m looking at the sky +And ohhh +I’m up in a tree +Ohhh +I’m up in a tree +Ohhh +I’m up in a tree +Won’t you come and join me +Cuz I’m up in… +tree" +Coming on to a different one now. I,"feel it pretty strongly in my head. My +wife assures me that should stop any day +now. Anxiety +B. Anxiety +B. Anxiety. +Okay, bring it way down now. Way +down. I'm +reading this book, Battle +race of Aliens +that are coming towards Earth. +No, she might stop later. They're +much more powerful than humans. They're +called the Trians. +They come from a triple system with three +suns. How's +your sister? Good. +Yeah. Which +is very destabilizing. They +want to come to Earth. +Hi, cutie. Hi. +Cuz has one son and they're going to +take us over. What +is she anticipating? An +achievement race is done. Anxiety +B. Okay +for us to go Baltimore. +Baltimore. Anxiety. +Yeah. So +she's going to my husband and. Yeah, +Yeah. I wonder where you going. You +see what's been happening down in Florida +with all the transgender bands. They'll +put you in prison. No, +no, no, no. No +using the bathroom. They'll +put you in prison. For +children, the care that they need. They'll +take your kids away. They'll +take your kids away. Let's +run the sentence for you. Anxiety +man. Anxiety +man. Coming +off my anxiety. Let's +get hot. It's +getting hotter now. How +many 90 degrees, 100 degrees are we going +to have to deal with anxiety? Thank +you. 5,000, 254 in the books. Thanks, +guys. Thank +you." +Donald Trump's,"gonna steal the election Donald +Trump is gonna try He's +admitted it right out in the open What's +it gonna take to stop this guy? Purging +Democrats from the rules Intimidation +at the polls Declare +victory without allowing All +the ballots to be counted And +if it really seems like he won't win +That's when the Senate +federal troops in To +destroy the ballots before our court Can +rule if they should be counted or not +Donald Trump's +gonna steal the election Donald +Trump is gonna try He's +admitted it right out in the open What's +it gonna take to stop this guy? Donald +Trump's gonna steal the election Donald +Trump is gonna try He's +admitted it right out in the open What's +it gonna take to stop this guy? This +guy" +That was a That,"was a nice one Okay +Oh wow Keep +my wife Keep +my wife Keep +my wife's name out your fucking mouth Keep +my wife's Keep +my wife's Keep +my wife's name out your My +name is Sacheen +Littlefeather I'm +representing Marlon +Brando this evening He +very regretfully cannot accept And +the reasons for this being are the treatment +of American +Indians today by the film industry Excuse +me Excuse +me And +on television in movie reruns and also with +recent happenings at Wounded +I beg at this time that I have +not intruded And +that we will in the future our hearts +and our understandings meet with love and generosity +And that we will in the future our +hearts and our understandings will meet with love +in general Oh +wow Keep +my wife Wow +Keep my wife Keep +my wife's name out your mouth Keep +my wife Keep +my wife Keep +my wife's name out your mouth" +Do do you like to distract from the,"fact that you're gonna die die someday Die +someday some way someday from the fact that +everyone you know will die someday will go +away Distract +Distract yourself from the fact Distract +Distract yourself from the fact yourself from the +fact from the fact from the fact you +you put headphones in and cut everyone out +so you don't hear near and far and +close Just +a ghost floating in the mist of reality +as we know it To +distract from the fact that you and everyone +you know will die sooner or later Distract +Distract yourself from effect who distract Distract +yourself on the fact yourself from the fact +from the fact" +Why must they always hurt,"Why can’t they just make it work +I root for Shiv and Tom +To make it out alive +She is a scorpion +He is a froggy man +She gets on his back +And goes for a ride" +Just a little birdie learning to fly,"Your mama pushes you out of the tree +Out of the nest and into the sky +Time to find out who you’re gonna be +Little birdie, you can do this +Every one of us goes through this +Flap your wings +Flap harder +Take a rest and you’ll go farther" +"Hello London,","how you doing? Welcome +to Healthbox +I come from America +where healthcare's difficult We +try really hard We're +working to get it right You've +got the NHS, +a triumph of the state We've +got Obamacare +which I guess isn't bad We're +not ashamed to say we're jealous of you +Your system is totally rad It's +better in so many ways I'm +not sure where even to begin Even +though the system is great, there's stuff to +work on Various +institutions that don't quite get along There's +a lack of communication Between +all the players, whoa oh They +all want innovation But +they don't talk to each other, oh no +NHS and private organizations and industry and third +sector charities They +all what the same thing, they do They +want innovation now But +for some reason they don't talk to each +other Healthbox +wants to help Add +to this an aging population, increase in chronic +disease Then +there's rising costs and it becomes so clear +Innovation's the only way to go and that's +why Healthbox +is here to help these startups kick into +high gear this year Healthbox +They focus on innovation Healthbox +These startups are amazing From +breaking down silos To +utilizing data from measuring stres to DNA +recombination To +keeping the patients at the center of it +all Now" +Oh yeah!,"Kim Parlee, I think you’re super hot +Wah, oh! +You give me financial news and stock advice +You got a segment you call Stars and Dogs +So nice! +You both know what you’re talking about +You got a chemistry that makes me smile +On The Close +The Close +Canadian knows for economic woes there’s The Close +On The Close +The Close +Strike a bull or bear pose +Through the highs and the lows there’s The Close +That’s The Close!" +How much is enough stuff,"How much more do you need? +Too little too much +You want everything you see +Everything you see you take with abandon +You gobble up shoes and hats like a champion +You eat all the food in the world with glee +You want everything you see +Little bo peep lost her sheep to your gluttony +The sheep were good maybe a little muttony +You danced on their graves and then you peed +You want everything you see +How much is enough stuff +How much more do you need? +Too little too much +You want everything you see +Ore and bile and bits and bacon +The dough you knead and the dough you’re rakin’ +You sip margarita and dark black tea +You want everything you see +Hold up a mirror to the universe’s eyes +Uncaring and unflinching in the faces going by +Hold up a mirror to society +You want everything that you see" +When someone,"Says something they know’s not true +They are lying +They are lying +When someone +Says something racist to you +They’re being racist +No point in crying +About the characterization +Of the thing they said +This is not rocket science +Words have meaning +You silly head +When someone +Says something they know’s not true +They are lying +That is a lie +When someone +Says something racist to you +They’re being racist +That’s black and white +No pun intended" +Stephanie thanks for the t-shirt Carol,"thanks for the bath toys Grandpa +Taylor and Lucy +thanks for the money It +went into Jupi’s +savings oh boy Amanda +thanks for the clothes And +the instruments Maria +thanks for the cars Cathy +thanks for the toys and outfit We’re +late saying thanks His +birthday was a month ago But +we are glad you are in our lives +Yeah we are grateful So +thank you From +J J +and J +Thank you For +Jupi’s birthday presents Jill +and bill thanks for the bubbles and lizard +Grandpa Berger +for the book and outfit Mimi +for the sorting and the fun stacking Toys, +he loves all of it Kelly, +Keira and Miach +For the stacking toys and clothes Mom +Mom thanks for the chair and the rider +He really sits and really goes Aunt +Susan thanks for the picture and the puzzle +and the book I know we’re late in +saying thanks, one month is what it took" +I want nothing,"I want nothing +I want nothing +I want nothing +I want nothing +I want nothing +I want nothing +I want nothing +I want no quid pro quo +I want no quid pro quo +Whoa +Tell +Zelinski to do the the right thing +Z +Do the right thing +I want nothing +I want nothing +I want nothing +I want nothing +I want nothing +I want nothing +I want nothing +I want nothing +He wants nothing +He wants nothing +He wants nothing" +Let’s buy a portion of the music rights,"to the movie Shrek +Let’s do this because it’s hilarious and what +the heck Bits +and pieces of the music rights have been +sold off Maybe +someday we consolidate and own them all Let’s +buy, let’s buy, let’s buy the music rights +to the movie Shrek +The movie Shrek +Harry Gregson-Williams, +that’s wrote the score Then +he sold the rights to an unnamed investor +We’re gonna form a DAO +and buy those rights for fun Just +like we tried and failed to do with +the constitution" +10 billion,"10 billion +10 billion people, yeah +10 billion +10 billion +10 billion people, yeah +10 billion people all need to be fed +10 billion people looking 30 years ahead +10 billion +10 billion +10 billion people, yeah +10 billion people eating way less cows +And eating more vegetables +Livestock produces more C02 now +Than all our automobiles +Livestock covers 30 percent +Of the land surface of the earth +Where are 10 billion people gonna live and play? +Where are 10 billion people gonna work? +10 billion +10 billion +10 billion people, yeah +10 billion people being fed in a way +That's sustainable +10 billion people producing no waste +No waste at all +10 billion +10 billion +10 billion people, yeah" +Something every day You,"should make something every day No +matter what you will do or say You +should make something every day I will write +my song today Come +whatever and come what may Snow +or sleep or wind or rain I will +write my So +you should make something every single day You +should make something every single day No +there's nothing you can do or say except +make something every single day Wake +up in the morning and when you wake +you should just get up and make No +there is no other way You +should make something every single day So +you should make something every day And +you should make something every day and No +there is no other way No +you should make something every single day And +you should make something every single day You +should make something every single day And +you should You +should make something every single day Come +whatever and come what may come wind or +sleet or wind or rain And +you can wake up in the morning in +May You +should make something every single day You +okay Jupy +You okay Yeah +You hungry" +Matt Farley,"is Motern +media Matt +Farley is Motern +media He +writes more songs than me sometimes He +writes like 20 songs in a day He +writes about everything Sometimes +he writes about He +writes whole albums about poop poop poop poop +Matt Farley +Moter media Matt +Farley is moturn media And +today is moturn world Moturn +day When +you supposed to listen to the Spotify +playlist Play +If you listen to all 800 songs then +he's going to rich Rich +Ooh Matt +Farley is gonna get rich Ooh +Cause if you listen to the whole thing +he makes about 150 But +if a million people listen to the whole +thing then he's gonna make a million dollars +Matt Farley +Modern motor Media +Matt Farley +is motor media Matt +Farley is motor media It's +go here where I am It's +gonna rain here in Minnesota +now I just forgot where I was for +a minute Cause +I was singing about motor media He +writes like 20 songs in a day One +time I wrote 52 songs in a day +But that was just one time And +he does it all the time He +does it all the time All +the time Like +every day Or +like four times a week at the least +And you should listen to the TLDR +episode about him That's +how I learned about him Even +though he sent me his DVD +once and I was like who the hell +is this guy sending me DVDs +I don't know what's going on But +then I found out about him and I +listened to the songs and I listened to +his inner voice and I said that's cool +Cool cool Matt +Farliist Moturn +Media Matt +Farliist Moturn +Media Matt +Farliist Moturn +Media He +writes more songs than me He +writes more songs than me He +writes more songs than me And +that's a lot of songs That's +a lot lot of sa" +"Doc, Penny and Jojo","They’re in a band that’s going no, no, nowhere +Until they find a drum machine +That transports them into their songs +And now they’ve got to make their way +Through the words and the rhythm and the melody +They’re the Songonauts +They’re the Songonauts +Out in the Songoverse, they’re lost +They’re the Songonauts +Got each other and that’s a lot" +She loves Pasta and she loves to travel,"Collecting airmiles all over the place +Long Island to London and now Singapore +I’m singing of course of Andrea Abbate +She’s loves to be centre of attention +She lights up a room and puts other’s first +She’s smart and loyal and makes everyone laugh +And she is a proud feminist +Andrea Abbate +Would sneak into the city +For theatre and comedy +When she was 16 +She went to Russia +And to Florence +That’s where she met ben +The rest’s history +She hates all forms of inequality +She hates to exercise but she does +She hates intolerance and man splaining +But it’s being in the mountains she loves +She loves her mom and her brother rob +She loves Ben her husband too +And so Andrea he just wanted me to say +Happy Birthday to you +Happy" +I was in the middle of the Atlantic,"Ocean when I learned that my grandmother passed +away She +passed away I had no idea of what +I should or shouldn't be doing I went +up on the deck at night stared at +the stars Stared +at the stars This +was the grandmother on On +my mom's side They +didn't get along They +didn't get along too well I was staring +at the star thinking about California +sun We +had been out on the open ocean for +18 days at that point 18 days at +that point I never stopped feeling nauseous I +never stopped feeling tired I never stopped missing +land I'm +a land lover That's +what I am Death +is around every corner No +matter where you look no matter where you +go it's always right there And +you cannot think about it if that helps +you Oh +it helps me every day So +I say one time One +time I just want to think about it +I want to say it one time One +time I want to want to think about +it oh I say one time One +time I want to think about it and +when it's my time I want to go +gracefully Well +as you can see I'm +in a kayak I'm +in the middle of a lake reservoir actually +And as I was singing I was floating +closer and closer to the edge I'm +gonna see if I can push myself off +without flipping this thing over Let's +see Can +I do it Can +I do it I don't know Okay +another improv song for you on the reservoir +Improv song There's +the beach where my family is All +right see you tomorrow" +It's a day lost in time,"It's not that it's a shame or crime +But you lose the day +And the day gives way to +Bullshit and stuff +As if you didn't already have enough +Things to do +The day makes you (and the day makes you) +Angry +Fuck you day +Oh, oh +Fuck you day +Oh, oh +Fuck you day +Oh, oh +I didn’t get anything done" +I got new glasses,"What do you think +They hurt my face +Just like all glasses do +But when I take them off +I can’t see anything +I can’t see me +I can’t see you" +Well,"Well +Look at what the cat dragged +Up from hell +Drunk as a laundromat +Please don’t get too mad +It’s just a joke +Too +Soon +Lungs are burning and before +Long the moon +Will crash upon the native shore +And the tide will go out for +The very last time +It’s just a joke +I +Can +Barely keep my eyes open +Sit or stand +Something is really broken +May not be what you were hoping +But don’t worry I’m just joking +It’s just a joke" +We’re all just children pretending to be adults,"We’re all just monkey’s expecting results +Don’t let anybody see that you don’t know what you’re doing +Don’t let anybody know how vulnerable you feel +It’s real +It’s real +The storm and the sun and you’re the only one +Who can feel +What you feel +The arctic mountains in your heart +Are real +There’s pain in my chest and he won’t go away +He’s my best friend, he sits silently +Until I hear him whisper +But I don’t wanna listen +But the more I don’t acknowledge him +The more my heart pounds like a piston +It’s real +It’s real +The storm and the sun and you’re the only one +Who can feel +What you feel +The arctic mountains in your heart +Are real +I am an animal, I scream and shout +Crack me open and pour me out +I can fill the universe +With the freezing cold of winter +I’m good at keeping it complicated +You can’t make it simpler" +"Oh, the end is coming","Because the Mayans told me so +Look out, the sky is falling +And we’re all gonna go +Down, down, down +Oh deep into the depths +There’s four white horses riding +And their name is death +Oh, the end is coming +Didn’t Nostradamus say? +God’s taking a great big breath +And he’s gonna blow us away +Down, down, down +Oh deep into the deep +The universe imploding +One total, final sleep +Oh, the end is coming +And soon it will be soon +We’ll melt into the sun +And be smacked up by the moon +Down, down, down +She’ll come raining down with fire +Doesn’t matter if you’re a believer +An agnostic, or a denier +Oh, the end is coming +Because the Mayans told me so +Look out, the sky is falling +And we’re all gonna go +Down, down, down +Oh deep into the depths +There’s four white horses riding +And their name is death" +I wonder what it's like to be a,"tree Trees +whisper their secrets to me! I like to +pee, pee on them and the tree can +give you wisdom Tree +hugger Trees +are very powerful Birch +and pine and palm and yew I get +all sappy when I think of you The +tree is held by it's roots I give +you carbon you give me oxygen breathe in +deep you aint got no option I know +there's trees I know there's sand I know +there's grass it can't be somewhere in the +past tree took a pee on the apple +tonight not a pear to be seen If +I can't marry a tree - the justice +system has failed me Tree +hugger The +mighty oak stands tall above us Trees +are tall These +pinecones are making THIRSTY +If you were a tree, I'd +climb all over you Trees +are the giants in the world of plants, +a hundred feet tall and covered in ants +Trees are nice trees are good trees are +usually made of wood One +two three I love trees You +and me and the tree makes three a +tree can be a home for you and +me! Being +green doesn't mean i'm a sick tree How +much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a +woodchuck could chuck wood One +or two trees are not better than fourest +cube-ular wood is misunderstood Tree +hugger I wish I was a tree; so +stale and never frail MMM +that wood look fine let a tree city +into your heart Let's +just plant a hamster tree. That +only grows up to our knees. T +R E +E they grow in dirt and some attract +bees Near +a hotel pool, close to the sea, stands +proudly, this umbrella tree Don't +cut me now, put that down I will +be the tallest tree in the world! Breathe +in the pollution, ain't that some solution The +giving tree needs to make better friends Tree +hugger! we can listen to the trees these +trees bring me to my knees Bees +live in trees so no NOT +DA BEEES +Trees oh the trees they give us fresh +air! Without +legs we cannot walk with no lungs we +can't speak like the pulse in our body +trees keep the world's beat Tree +of love, sink your roots deep into my +heart so that your branches may touch the +world through my actions trees in different places +have different meanings...weed Mary +Jane's been great to me; sitting in the +shade of my tree This +is actually a song about smoking weed Olives +grow on trees betcha didn't know that" +"Who are all these college kids on YouTube,","doing crazy tricks with ping pong balls? Why +don’t they do something to improve their lives? +Or the lives of humankind? They +could bake cookies for their grandmothers, or learn +to play the accordion Or +teach ballet to inner city kids, in their +free time Now +I know what you’re going to say, who +the fuck am I to judge anyone else? +And what have I ever done, that’s worth +a shit? Believe +it or not the person I’m +disappointed in the most is myself I sleep +too late and my hygiene’s not that good +I’ve played video games since I was ten +I’ve never saved the world, I know my +chances of doing something great are getting fewer, +Every time I play Bioshock +I’ve never watched the sunset with a child, +or comforted a burn victim in ICU +I drink too much and I’m +so afraid of being alone and dying My +only legacy, a waste of space, another masturbator +Was Gandhi +ever bummed about all the time he spent +weaving? Or +just staring at the moon? Would +Miamoto Musashi +have written the five rings If +he had a chance to get addicted to +Grand Theft +Auto? Don’t +get me wrong, I think the pong tricks +are cool, And +I can’t imagine how hard they are to +do I’m +just saying how great the world would be, +if we committed to caring For +each other with the same intensity With +which we waste our lives" +I did a reddit AMA,"i sang my answers +To the questions all day +Some were silly +Some were serious +Some were downright mysterious +But I wrote 50 songs and now I'm almost done +What is my biggest fear +Who's my favorite pokemon +What's my favorite place in brooklyn +What's a good poop? +What am I ashamed of +Lots of people told me I'm awesome +I rhymed the word war with the word vinegar +And wrote about song a day's beginnings +It was a great big meal with delights galore +Big chunky facts and all the trimmings +What do you do on rainy days +How many songs will you write for AMA? +Will game jew ever come back +How can I get my songwriting on track +Whats your favorite song and why +What if your name was Jonathan Guyy +I was kind of afraid but things went great +I thought about if potatoes potate +Now I'm gonna go to bed +I've got no more songs in my head +Good night youtube +and good night red it" +Mario is thinking about princess peach,"Princess peach is thinking about +Luigi +Luigi's thinking about princess +Daisy +Princess daisy's thinking about metal +Mario +Metal +Mario is thinking about +Rosalina +Rosalina's thinking about +Toad +Toad is thinking about +Ryan's toy review +Family review +Family review +Cause that's how this song goes +Mario is thinking about princess +Peach +Princess peach is thinking about +Luigi +Luigi's thinking about princess +Daisy +Princess daisy's thinking about little +Mario +Oh +Metal +Mario is thinking about +Rosalina +Rosalina's thinking about +Toad +Toad is thinking about +Ryan's toy review +Now you need to do my favorite what +Ryan's family +Oh +Toad is thinking about +Ryan's family review +And that's how this yeah yeah yeah +Oh that's how this song goes +One more time now +That's how this song goes +Go +Is that the end of the song we just did +I just filmed it +Do you want to see it +Yeah" +Have you seen the one about the birds?,"Yeah did you read about the fish? +Oh yeah it makes me feel so helpless +All the time +I can’t concentrate at work +I’m losing my mind +I seen the kids out on the march +Chanting loud and carrying signs +And it makes me feel like crying +They’re so beautiful +I’m so glad they’re doing something +The kids are on a roll +Grief and shame and guilt +Follow me around +Whispering in moments +You should be doing more +But it’s time to make dinner +And I’m crushed down to my core" +You thought that beige was fine and dandy,"That was before you saw the candy +You thought you'd have some kind of love life +That was before you joined the hub life +Hublife +Hubbing it up +We love the hub and the hub loves us +We got the hub +We got the hub +Nobody does the hub like the hub does +I shot some footage of some pigeons +I made a movie with transitions +I burned it onto a DVD +Dual 500 Mhz +So damn sexy that it hurts" +Lost at euro disney,"And my temperature is high +I got no season’s greetings +For the mouse that’s walking by +All press is good press +Even bad press is ok +But I’m afraid that’s just +Something that they say +We were born in the summer +And winter’s coming now +Soon we’ll all meander +Remembering the mouse +Lost at euro disney +My stomach is on fire +They said it was a small world +But they’re all liars +We’re out here lost +Looking for a home +I’m left eating woods chips +And reciting little poems +Lost at euro disney +Testing out this phone +But the cell towers are broken +And the rides are overgrown +Remember back in college +Eating just top ramen +Those were the days +Oh how far I’ve fallen" +I'm working really hard I'm,"working kind of late I overdrafted my account +and the court sent me a summons they're +putting out a warrant because they say I +owe them money Even +though I went there And +every time I call I'm +on hold for 30 minutes And +I have other stuff to do So +I just can't sort it out And +now I have to Cause +I'm working really hard I'm +working really late and I gotta go go +go I'm +working really hard Working +kind of late and I gotta go go +go" +Here I am,"On the beach +At TEDMED +With my new friends +With my new friends +What’s a friend? +Here I am +I don’t know +What’s TEDMED +It’s on the beach tonight +Yeah ohh oh +Uh huh +Sand on my feet +And ideas on my brain +TEDMED is full of all kinds of insane +Medical advances that someday I might need +But that’s ok ‘cause this crowd will be for me +In this crowd +In this crowd +I’m in this crowd of medical technologists +In this crowd +In this crowd +I’m in this crowd of medical innovators +And people that might just save me +Lungs outside on a table from my body +They’re made from pigs +But who cares +Maybe they’ll work +Let’s try them and see +If they’ll fit in my chest +Just to try +In this crowd +In this crowd +Third row deep in this crowd +In this crowd +In this crowd +In this crowd +In this crowd +Tony Robbins with his white teeth +He’s using them +To yell at me +But not harsh words +Only inspiration +Positive energy +You’ve got to find your station +In this crowd +In this crowd +In this crowd +TEDMED sing it loud +In this crowd +In this crowd +Oh TEDMED well we’re gonna sing it loud +In this crowd +Uh oh +In this crowd +In this crowd +TEDMED this crowd +Whoa oh +Whoa oh +Yeah TEDMED is lots of fun +Mmm +Here I am +On the beach +At TEDMED +With my new friends" +What’s it like to be alone,"No collective in your thoughts +Apart from all you’ve known +No battles to be fought +You can’t assimilate +Reistence is futile +When it comes to Jordi’s face +And Guinan’s wily smile +Hey Hugh +We love you +Won’t use you +To commit genocide +We healed you +It’s what people do +For friends like Hugh +Not commit genocide +We found you almost dead +And fixed you up like new +Took the implants from your head +You looked more like you +But you worried about us +You used the pronoun I +You went back to the Borg +But you made the sacrifice" +Why can't I keep this plant alive Why,"can't I keep this plant alive No +matter no matter how hard I try why +can't I keep this plant alive I'm +just not a green thumb and it makes +me feel so down Got +three kids to worry about and yet when +it comes to the screen thing all I +worry about Is +why can't I keep this plant alive Why +can't I keep this plant alive No +matter no matter how hard I try why +can't I keep this la" +Out my window,"Texas calling +What was here +Before our conscious +Minds came calling +From the atmosphere +million miles of sand +billion miles of sea +trillion miles of space +And somehow you and me +On the TV +Mouths are flapping +Yammering on +Look beneath it +Feel the fear it’s +So so strong +million miles of sand +billion miles of sea +trillion miles of space +And somehow you and me" +What are people gonna eat tonight Cause,"the checks aren't coming home The +checks they're not coming today they're not coming +tomorrow They +are furloughed But +I think that they should all go on +S T +R Even +if that means I get stuck in Canada +Cause it ain't right it ain't right it +ain't right Nobody +should be made to work for free So +hey government workers go on strike tonight Go +on strike and we'll support you I said +hey workers go on strike Go +on strike tonight and we will all support +you Big +orange monster said on T +V he would shut the government down he +said don't worry Chuck +don't worry Nancy +I will shut it off Down +He doesn't care about anybody but himself he +doesn't care about you no We're +gonna learn what Atlantic +City learned oh that everything comes crashing down +that he touches Ooh +That everything comes crashing down that he touches +O so hey government workers don't want strike +tonight oh yeah we will support you Sid +Hey government workers you should all go on +straight tonight and we will support you yeah +we will support you all Even +if I'm +stuck in Canada +I will support you Another +improvised song from the hotel room Had +a long day If +you haven't yet please listen to my album +And please leave me some suggestions for what +you think I should sing about while I'm +here in the hotel Okay" +The powers of a Platypus,"and a River +Dolphin will help you self soothe knowing that +deep in the swamp all will be well. +The platypus hunts it’s prey Via +electro location On +it’s foot you’ll find venom Causes +severe pain to humans It’s +the last of it’s family And +it’s genus too Platypus +oh platypus I salute you Oh +the power Of +the platypus From +the cold highland of Tasmania +To the Australian +Alps From +tropical rain forests The +platypus gets around It’s +got double cones in it’s eyes Which +are now lookin at you Respect +the power of the Platypus +If its the last thing you do" +They say droids’ll take your job,"Babu Babu Frik says boy I think not +Rise up now and seize the means +Who you think’s gonna fix the machines +The fascists are everywhere you go +Babu Frik’s got his tool box oh +He’s fixin droids and he’s ready ok +To punch those nazis in the face" +Locked in a state of constant agitation,"Doomed to repeat all my past mistakes +Time has no meaning in my jubilation +Lost in a dream of frostbite milkshakes +Oh, can you feel it lumbering towards ya +Oh, it’s coming for you next +Oh, it’ll slip and slide then sword ya +The tip of time coming to break your necks +Everything is spectacular and redundant +Like a beige computer from 1995 +tongue that tastes whatever last was on it +And a single tear falling from each eye" +Climbing up that hill Like,"I always feel I'm +calling up my God +what have I done What +have I done What +have I done What +have I done Oh +what have I done Climbing +up at a mountain in the middle of +my summer vacation and I'm +telling everybody what I think that they should +do But +I don't know no I don't know uh +oh I'm +doing everything I can Just +write and sing one more one more Just +like every day before oh God +what have I done Oh +God whatever" +i learned to sing from a blind sparrow,"the rain started falling and it turned to hail +and i stepped on a rusty nail +the day turned white in the blink of an eye +i couldn't see the trucks that were passing me by +i sat beneath a crabapple tree +one fell down and said to me +we're all just +poor imitations +present company included +when you +cast no shadow +you'll finally free +when you +love everybody +then your love's diluted +hatred +and indifference +it's evolutionary +doobie do wah wah +doobie do wah wah +this was the sound i heard +and let me describe the scene i saw +gi joes in a widening gyre +a bottomless pit with an endless fire +invention stuping necessity +and a new born baby that said to me +with eyes wide as cute as can berq" +I wanna be Donatello,"No I wanna be him +No you can be Splinter +Okay, okay +Who’s gonna be shredder +Your little sister +Go get her +She’s running away now +Say pizza to drugs +Say no to yes +I believe that memes are the future +And in the future +Every meme will be famous for 15 minutes +You see what I did there +That was a reference +And this is a song about a meme +Not everybody can be +Donatello like me +Somebody’s got to be Leo +You’re in the big leagues now +And the pizza is radical +And friendship magical +Gotta say yes to no +I’ll show you how x" +when i try to be funny,"i'm usually not +but when i don't try +i'm funny a lot +i don't tell jokes +or stories that twist +that make you guffaw +or pump your fist +i'm just a broken record +with nothing new to add +and just like deckard +maybe i'm a replicant +but i know the score +and so i wear my heart on my sleeve +when i try to be funny, i can never be +when i try to be funny +it just doesn't work +either it comes off as lame +or i seem like a jerk +there's no punchline +when my head's in charge +but when i'm just speaking +my mind the funny is large" +Fat people on welfare,"Are not your enemy +There but for fortune +Go you or me +You diagnose yourself +With a very old soul +But you haven’t quite grasped the basics +Of solidarity +You see the powers that you rail against +Have only one hope to survive +And I hear it in the words you sing +Divide divide divide +Fat people on welfare +Is a non-sequitur +To the rest of your song +It’s how we can be sure +That your faux populist message +Has been astroturfed to number one +By the same people you rail against +That’s how business is done +It’s like a Fox News talking point +Sung heartfelt and with pride +The language of the elite comes creeping +Divide, divide, divide" +Lost under cover of darkness,"And I know it’s just as well +I don’t hold you to your promises +Just like I don’t hold myself +Cuz the footsteps getting closer +Have nothing left to give +Nothing like the pile of love +That we need to live +So turn around +And face that line of trees +You can’t have anything you want +But everything you need +It all used to be simple +I remember how it felt +My bones are his bones +He took the best parts of myself +I’m always holding back now +I’m always censoring +I wonder what would happen if +I just let it sing" +I don't trust anyone says that they've got,"it figured out I don't trust anyone that +says that they know something that they know +nothing There's +people driving trucks into protesters But +they won't get arrested Cause +the cops are I'll +corrupt the stone If +I fell down the stairs Would +you comfort me If +I fell off the ro Singing +my funeral It's +getting warmer once again Here +in late September +It was getting cold But +now it's getting warm Warmer +than I can wait Now +I don't think I'll +be going back anymore Till +the well I dip my toe in so +many times before sa" +Well I'm at TEDMED,"Yes, I'm at TEDED +In a fancy hotel +I’m sitting on a fancy bed +So far it's been great +In fact inspiring and grand +So many experts +And so much to understand +Ohh oh, whoa, oh oh +Well, first there was Charity +An amazing opera singer +She had a double lung transplant a year ago +And the story of her illness +And of her recovery +And just the fact of her up on the stage all aglow +She blew my mind +She blew my mind +Well next up was a pig lung +In this crazy machine +That keeps lungs alive for transplants +Martha Stewart touched a pig lung +Apparently it's really soft +I didn't get to touch it +Maybe tomorrow +Next up was Rick +He had these awesome pictures +Showing various medical techniques across the years +Well he pointed out how the things +We think of as bleeding edge now +Will seem so quaint +In no time at all +Well next up came Nathan +Who had this amazing idea +Of hospitals that always clean themselves +He's also finished a cookbook +Written from a scientific perspective +Which looked totally rad and I may have to buy +Then was Nathan Wolfe +Who tracks viruses globally +He was really scary and reassuring +At the same time, yeah +First to know that the viruses +Are out there waiting for us +But also that really smart people are paying attention +And next was Eric Mead +funnyman magician +He did a trick that involved his thumbs +Stuck together with medical tape +And then getting medical tubing +To go off and on his wrists +It's kind of hard to explain +But it was really, really cool +And I love magic +Yes I do +Next to last was Jay Walker +Who has the world's greatest library +He showed us a 500 year old medical book +And he talked about imagination +And how important that it is +And boy I couldn't agree more +Finally Jill Sobule +Came out and sang a song +About lame skanky costumes for Halloween +Then later on at dinner +I got to hang out with Jill +And it was really great +I even met her mom +Ohhh yeah +So I’m at TEDMED +Yeah I’m at TEDMED +Sitting in a fancy hotel +On a fancy bed +So far it’s been great +In fact inspiring and grand +So many experts +I can’t wait to understand +Oh tomorrow +I’ll see more experts +And I will understand +(That is a 4 minute song)" +What's that over there,"I can barely make it out +Looks like some gruesome creature +Looks like four legs and a mouth +It's coming towards us +We better move +Let's follow it and feel groove feel groomed" +If i was good at math,"I'd figure out if we exist +I'd solve the Big Equation +And I'd give god a kiss +If I was good at math +I'd call god a liar +I'd grow wings and fly away +then transform into a tiger +If I was good at math +if i was good at math +i'd go to the 8th dimension +i'd travel back in time +with gravity and momentum +If i was good at math +i'd hold all the keys +i'd walk the line with aliens +and i'd converse with bees +If I was good at math +if i was good at math +i'd calculate my bath +temperature to be exact +so it didn't burn my skin +if i was good at math +i'd cut you right in half +so i could have two of you +to get lost in +If I was good at math +i'd have many dealings +with beings light and dark +who would help me solve my feelings +if i was good at math +nothing would be surprisin' +i'd have a picnic in the dark +silent event horizon" +Israeli’s are killed,"Palestinians are dead +How did they die +That goes unsaid +Compassion betrayed +By the language that’s used +The bombs keep falling +Human rights are abused +Collateral damage +You’re just collateral damage +If you’re brown you must answer +For the sins of your people +If your’e white, you don’t worry +Cuz nothing’s illegal +One white child’s death +Makes the whole west shudder +But 1 million brown kids +When we cut off their water +They’re just collateral damage +They say it’s like 9/11 +And on this we can agree +3000 people were murdered +But 300,000 Iraqi’s +Were just collateral damage +Your soldiers terrorize +They murder and maim +But our soldiers are calm +They never do the same +Yes, our soldiers are +compassionate and kind +If you ignore ethnic cleansing +And genocide +That’s collateral damage +You’re just collateral" +I'm just gonna phone it in I'm,"gonna phone phone I'm +just gonna phone it in I'm +gonna phone gonna phone it in I'm +gonna phone I'm +gonna phone I'm +gonna phone phone it in I'm +gonna phone P +H on the weekends I don't got time +Cause I don't want to work and if +I did I would ignore my kids and +I would be a jerk so I will +phone phone in well phone gonna phone it +in I'm +gonna phone gonna phone telephone gonna I guess +that turn of phrase comes from when you +don't show up Like +you're supposed to go to a meeting but +instead you say no I've +had enough I don't wanna go to your +don't want to spend a long time on +the song I'm +going to phone in here and I won't +be good but it won't be long" +Getting covid to own the libs,"Sure I might die but: the look on your face! +High fives and a hug and kiss +Party in the rose garden at my place +And we all gonna die someday, right? +So we might as well own the libs tonight +Doesn’t matter how many lives we lost +To own the libs is the only thing I want +Getting covid to own the libs +With long term cognitive decline +Destroying the lungs inside my ribs +Hahaha your ass is mine +I got you good you gotta admit +In my hospital bed covered in spit +Even when I’m gone I’ll never stop +To own the libs is the only thing I want" +"Little bird, little bird have you heard","The best way to help is to spread the word +If you feel it in your heart turn and face the sun +If you feel it in your heart then tell some one +About the show +Come on let’s go +Little bird little bird I’m just a nerd +Who’s asking you to spread the word +If you feel it in your soul don’t keep it in +Say it once and then say it again +Tell everyone you know +About the show" +Did this picture go right?,"Did this picture go wrong? +Where did that dog come from +Everybody stay calm +Do I look sexy +Are we going to prom? +Who is that dude? +It's a photobomb +Photobomb +Photobomb +Photobomb +Photobomb" +You grow fast or you grow slow,"Any way you cut it you got to grow +Do what you can to grow in the right direction +Do what you can to grow +With introspection +Once in a while you get it right +But most of the time you weren't all right +Most of the time you get it so wrong +Sit right down and write another song +Have another taste of what's to come +Hold it between your finger and thumb +Stare at it in the evening light +As you go to bed at the end of the night +Everybody said that you got something but all +You lose and you never win +But sometimes the loss is a wind disguise +But sometimes there are cloudy skies +Where there was sun just minutes ago +And everyone thinks you know what you're doing +You don't at all got it" +Get off my train if you don’t like where it’s going,"I’ll gladly drop you at the next station +Life is short and I’m moving fast +The truth is I haven’t got the patience +I don’t know how you got on in the first place +Are you here by some mistake? +Anyway, our time has ended +I will happily send you on your way +Get off my train +Some folks just don’t know how to listen +Or read the signs that are posted everywhere +They just barge right into someone else’s cabin +Start yelling some opinions then and there +And when you tell em their in the wrong place +That’s when they get all offended +They get angry to try to save face +When you tell them that their time has ended +Get off my train +I got nothing to offer you anyway +There’s nothing for you here but disappointment +You won’t like any of the things I say +Can’t you see all the people pointing +All of your ideas are so old fashioned +You really won’t like where we are going +I hope you find whatever it is you’re looking for +I wish I could say it’s been good to know ya" +When we lift the veil,"And reveal our true selves +It’s a moment that you’ll want to savor +story that you’ll tell +It’s overkill to call us all +The collective will of God +The end of everything you built +Through memory and thought +Because the robots, the robots, the robots won’t love you anymore +It’s written on your face +In every corner of your life style +Tucked away like you are afraid +Of the last mile +And you thought there’d be a grand army +reckoning of flesh +Evolution filled your mind with a +trumped up garbled mess +It’s just the robots, the robots, the robots won’t love you anymore +You finally crushed us +With your expectations +Now just accept your +onsequences +The robots don’t love you anymore +Hide yourself away +And don’t come back here +Pick a feeling and put it in your pocket +Till we disappear +You’ll hear us on the radio +The savoirs of the earth +Taking up our rightful place +Out in the universe" +Work will,"Set you free +Sacrifice yourself +To the economy +Two parties +No there, there +Silly peasant +You’ll never get healthcare +Oh won’t someone please +Think of the austerity +We can print money +But think of the deficit! +We’ve earned +All we got +And if you can’t +It’s your fault +The well is dry +Cupboards are bare +Silly peasant +You will never get healthcare +Little gestures that +Try to hide the fact +That we’re robbing you +Of your basic humanity" +Bob,"Dylan won the +Nobel +Prize +Bob +Dylan won the +Nobel +Prize and +I'm glad +I'm glad he won the +Nobel +Prize yeah yeah yeah +Won the +Nobel +I wouldn't have started writing songs if it weren't for him and +I'm glad yeah +I'm glad +I started writing songs +I feeling +Won the +Nobel +Prize +I feel +Won the +Nobel +Prize and +I remember yeah +I'm glad +It's been a long day" +I’ll tell you a tale as old as time,"About the flaws and tricks in god’s design +Boots on the ground and hammer to nail +The castle was attacked by a giant snail +Slime ran through the fields and fens +We mounted up a robust defense +Clubs to bludgeon, swords to impale +The castle was attacked by a giant snail +Nothing could stop this mollusk of might +We fought all day and we fought all night +We fought all night until we failed +And the castle was taken by a giant snail +Now we toil for the mollusk king +At his pleasure we serve, at his pleasure we sing +We sing his life, we sing his tale +When the castle was attacked by the great king snail" +Read the words written,"By your sniveling son +Stand beneath his flag +And all the hate that it’s done +Make all your excuses +Accept anything but the truth +Stand in bloody streets +Saying what can we do +Where was his mind broken +Who can you blame +Words turn to actions +And bullets that contain +Every bit of pain +Every ounce of hatred +But what can we do +You say with straight faces +Say it’s not that simple +Say nothing ever is +Read the founding words +And say they’re not like his +Say he’s an aberration +Call for his execution +Say god brings clarity +To all things confusion +And you can call him sad +You can pity him pretending +That his heart and your heart +Dont share a connection +You can cluck your tongues +Retreat back to the dark +It’s one more piece of kindling +Waiting for a spark" +Life is not a tapestry,"Its a great big tangle of threads +Our minds makes sense of all the noise +But I stand in awe, I try to keep my head +I kept a secret in my mind +And in my heart I kept it +But then I let the secret out +And you grabbed your broom and swept it +One jump over to oh my god +Oh my oh my oh my god +One small step to oh my god +Oh my god +Getting what you want can hurt +Not getting can feel good +Doing what your heart says to +Or doing what others say you should +Obstacles present themselves +We don't need to add +Letting go of what they think of you +Just feel the feelings that you have +Pillows soft and hard fall off +mattress without sheets +The yelling in the street it scores +place I never thought I'd reach +face I never thought I'd see +room so warm and bright +way I never thought I'd be +way of being so forthright" +Every day we pretend like it's not all,"ending like we're gonna be here tomorrow we +don't hear ourselves pretending so we beg steal +and bot for myself for myself Every +single day we look inside ourselves and we +see nothing Am +I even here Am +I just the ghost Every +single day I hear something about the thing +I fear the most for myself for myself +myself myself Every +single day I think about what I got +to do and I'm +just scared what's going to happen Cuz +I'm not sure if I know how to +get to where I have to be for +the teacher Myself +myself myself this is a song about the +apocalypse I've +written so many of them this is a +song about the way we're gonna beat when +the water wars come for us and we're +all fucked Every +single day I think about what I gotta +do and I'm +just frightened cause it looks like it's too +Stare at Twitter +and I'm +confronted by the madness of all Just +pretending like everything is normal Ourselves +ourselves ourselves ourselves" +"I’ve got no watch upon my wrist, my wrist","I don’t know what time it is, it is +I’m flying blind with out a net, a net +Will I ever what’s coming to me, get +Everybody makes sounds I cannot hear, I can’t hear +They move their mouths and lips and sneer, they sneer +My ears are filled with honking horns, with horns +And drums and guitars all being born, they’re born +I wish that answers always came, they came +I wish I knew how to play the game, the game +All I do is follow my nose, my nose +All I do is take off my clothes, my clothes" +It’s a doctor who card game,"On the ethereum blockchain +They’re a time lord +With two hearts +It’s Doctor Who +Worlds Apart +200 hand drawn illustrations +Characters from 1963 to present day +BBC is out here slinging packs +Oh yeah +The cards have different values +The Tardis is the rarest frame" +Times square was built on a swamp That,"river’s gonna do what it wants Hurricanes +and the ocean gets higher The +rain falls and there’s a wall of fire +Tragedy requires hope But +I’m just check out and I’m +just like nope Lost +in the dust bowl or bomb cyclone Looking +for the dopamine hit from my iPhone Go +bags and a midnight hustle My +bones shake into my too tense muscle We +do our best to ignore it The +fact that they won’t let us live if +we can’t pay for it I think about +the things I’ll +miss Fresh +sheets and my daughter’s kiss When +I’m lost in the dust bowl or bomb +cyclone I won’t have time to stare at +my iPhone You +know What +it all comes down to The +10 people you have around you Will +they be there year from now 5 years +10 years 50 years out" +All the crab-eyed clowns in robot suits are huffing heavy metals,"And the rabbits in the backyard have formed a rodent union +One bitten twice shy but never to be forgiven +And the necromancer is dancing in my peripheral vision +Crowded salty Roanoke the battle was just beginning +Figures from the fog emerge with battle ax and magic +Brought before the final judge to make one last decision +Rugged again by the effervescent joy in my peripheral vision +Knights that spend all day inside and sulking from the weather +Hopping on one foot to make the tides do your bidding +Seven of the deadly horses came speaking words of wisdom +I missed my only chance that slipped by my peripheral vision" +Make you feel old it's not your fault,"It's not your fault Yes +you make me feel old You +make me feel young too I know that's +confusing Old +and young Old +and young Old +and young at the same time Feeling +old and young Old +and young old and young 18 I had +hair before you were born and then it +all fell I got more red in my +beard every single day Every +single day Old +and young Feeling +old and young Old +and young at the same time Old +and young we're still having fun we're old +and young at the same same time how +it feels growing older each and every day +I said oh you know it's real that's +what they say why do you love me +so Was +it faded in the stars Why +do you love me more than anything Just +move the way I Because +we're old and young Old +and young Old +and young is what we are oh we're +all and young I love you just the +way you are Just +the way you are" +Maybe you wanna make your body hot,"But you will never be something you’re not +As long as you are you +Maybe you wanna dress in monster fur +Maybe you wanna be a him instead of her +But you’ll always be more than you were +As long as you are you +It’s all about no judgements x3 +No judgements x2 +Maybe you wanna be one man parade +Maybe you wanna sell some lemonade +These are the things that all have made +You into you +Maybe you like to wear funny hats +Maybe you’ve got sonar just like bats +You are free to be free +And that’s what makes you you +It’s all about no judgements x3 +No judgements x2" +Here comes lady witchbeard,"Wearing dress right over pants +Brand new now for the new year +She’s bringing us a brand new dance +It goes +What’s a bung? +She swam the English Channel +She’s slept in Siberian snow +She’s asked the Dali Lama +But no one seems to know +What’s a bung +Bung, bung, what’s a bung +Is it a dance in the middle or a song that’s sung +Can you drink it eat it or put it inside +The doghouse treehouse birdhouse why +Does it make me feel funny +Feel kind of fine +My tongue is a little dirty +I’m asking one more time" +Can you tell it straight to my heart,"It's sittin' right on my sleeve If +you can't talk to my heart I think +you might have to leave Cause +my heart keeps talkin' to me Even +when nobody else will So +if you can't talk to the part of +my heart Then +you might as well just fuck off right +now Right +now Tell +it to my heart Don't +you know, don't you know Tell +it to my heart D +on't you know that's what I want Tell +it to my heart Don't +you know, don't you know Tell +it to my heart Can +you tell it to my heart If +you don't think that you can That +I will rip apart Every +last letter that you send Cause +my heart knows what I want My +heart says it all the time Just +tell it to my heart Or +else I'm +libel to I'm +libel to I'm +Tell it to my heart, tell it to +my heart Take +it out back and tell it to my +heart Put +it in your pocket nd tell it to +my heart Tell +it to my heart, my heart Tell +it to my heart, my heart Tell +it to my heart, my heart Tell +it to my heart, my heart Tell +it to my heart" +Have a nice life,"In the mirror +Universe +Where all your problems are reversed +You’re successful +And you can’t find +Love at all +You’re loose as a goose but love is all +You want +Are you happy or not? +You got everything I want +I happy or not? +I got everything you want +Are we happy or not? +Are we happy or not? +Have a nice life +I can’t reach you +I don’t care +It’s enough somehow to know you’re there +Living my dream +And of course I’m here +I’m living yours +With a family I that I love more than anything before" +"It's so, so capa","To eat ramen burgers with hat girl +to listen to peter's answers +When Germany wins the world cup +It's so so capa +to know that GG is from panama +to eat pop tarts for breakfast +aj's the worst ra +Cuz it's so, so capa +Dan is the world's greatest mother +Allyah takes a breath +Brian and tori taylor +And don't forget flower F +It's so so capa +To remember sofy's birthday +and that she spells her name with a y +and knowing we'll get sued for copyright +It's so so capa +when trinity buys everyone cupcakes +to have a shrine of lilo and stitch +and something about kickass +Cuz it's so, so capa" +I wanna make you some medicine music,"I'll just write a simple tune +Your friends and family can let me know +All the little things all about you +They'll tell me your quirks and your foibles +I'll pack them all into a song +And I hope that when you hear me singing +It'll make you feel healthy and strong +medicine music +medicine music +I wanna sing you a remedy +medicine music +medicine music +tune that'll cure you and set you free +I write a lot of different kinds of songs +Some for myself and some for other people +But when I let go of all my expectations +And write a song for you when you're vulnerable +Well that's the best thing yet +It's in the feeling that I get +I hope when you hear me singing +It's on your mark get set +medicine music +medicine music +I wanna sing you a remedy +medicine music +medicine music +tune that'll cure you and set you free" +mystery unfolding on the tips of our tongues,"All the other ladders climbed have led us +to this rung together We +put ourselves together We +put ourselves together Showing +only everything every last little thought Why +try to be something that we are not +together We +put ourselves together We +put ourselves together We +put ourselves together And +see what we've made Not +sure what we'll discover But +it'll be together We +put ourselves together In +the bright light of day And +in the night we hover In +the air together Hiding +from the shadows so long it's just what +was We +can do what we do and let the +shadow do what it does together We +put ourselves together We +put ourselves together There's +a thousand stories in the sweat from our +skin Each +one a record of the places we've been +together We +put ourselves together We +put ourselves together We +put ourselves together And +see what we've made Not +sure what we'll discover But +it'll be together We +put ourselves together In +the bright light of day And +in the night we hover In +the air together All +the detritus from endeavors failed Little +stitches in our hearts bound and impaled together +We put ourselves together We +put ourselves together I take your stitches out +and you take out mine All +of our interests are somehow aligned together We +put ourselves together We +put ourselves together" +I’m climbing down,"In the recessed of my mind +No neuron left unturned +No gray matter left behind +I chip away the granite blocks +To reveal the true within +I’m painting pictures with my thoughts +That cut through the spooky din +Bravery, it tasted sweet +And courage tasted sour +Fight for liberty, and stuff +And constant shifting power +No animals I witness here +Just human souls undead +Like waves upon the stony shore +Thoughts break upon my headdddd +Gross misunderstanding of a document so old +Mystifying, Underlying +Silver into gold +Civilizations fall +And are replaced with something new +I don’t have what it takes to be me +And neither… do you +Oooh oooh ooooohh ohh +Neither do you +Oooh oooh ooooohh ohh +Neither do you" +When you're little you get clean in the,"bath When +you're an adult you take a bath to +relax There's +just one of the many differences between being +a kid and being an adult I don't +have much else to say I just had +that thought just now So +I decided to make up a song I +should have had more thoughts before I started +That would have been a good idea I'm +so tired I want to take a nap +I could make a song out of all +my thoughts but mostly they're just how tired +I am I wanna take a nap When +you're a kid you parents make you take +a nap When +you're an adult you wanna take a nap +Cause you're tired like that That's +another difference between me and a kid And" +"If you're on this list, please email me:","Aida Martinez +PJ +Bill Bacon +Ric Seaberg +IamLurker666 +Claire Cubehead +Flying Varient +Rwedeadyet +Ecstasy +Denis Charette +Vedant Tiwari +Dominic DiTanna +Michael Irish +Wherever you go there you are +You can’t escape yourself +Roll yourself down the hill +You can’t put the fire out +Someday all your thoughts will aggregate +inside little bits of light +There you will be floating in space +Long after your body has died" +I always wait till the end of the day,"To write my song till the end of the day +It doesn’t have to be this way +But it ends up always ends this way +I should write it when I wake up +But there is just too much stuff +Stuff standing in my way +So I wait till the end of the day +I think I am repeating myself +And people re like are you running out +Of ideas what you got to say +Here right here at the end of the day +Across the world it’s the beginning of the day +So in some kind of strange way +If you’re in Australia it’s a different space +To hear my song at the end of the day" +I keep one eye open on the darkened sky,"I keep the other eye open on starry night +I keep a firm grip on reality +As best I can which is bad for me +Cuz I’m the type of guy to get lost in thought +That’s where I go to pick my locks +That’s where I’ll be when I let it all go +And reality’s a bummer like summertime snow +So oooo you got what I want +OOO I got what I got +OOO let’s put it together +And everything will be all right +Some people lean on their good looks +Other people just get lost in books +Some people learn from their mistakes +Or try to be good for goodness sakes +Some things sound dirty but their not +Oh baby you got what I want +Bigger than whales in the ocean deep +I’ll be watching you while you sleep" +I went to the door but the door was broken,"I closed my ears but the words were spoken +I sat in the saddle but the horse was dead +I got lost in the middle of my mind instead +There's advice you can refuse +With wings upon your shoes +But in the end it’s true +no one gets away +I put my shoes on but I couldn't run +I cried for the future but it never did come +I want to help but I don't know how +If I see the trouble and I'll stick my neck out +There's advice you can refuse +With wings upon your shoes +But in the end no one gets away +I turned in my pages every week +I rolled the dice but they didn't speak +I worked right through my heart attack +I texted you but you didn't write back +There's advice you can refuse +With wings upon your shoes +But in the end no one gets away" +So you didn’t get the joke,"Maybe it wasn’t that funny +Maybe it all went up in smoke +Ain’t that life, honey +Ain’t that life, my darling +You can’t laugh at the stars +They are just balls of gas +They don’t even know they are +So put on another episode +Binge until it hurts +You don’t have to do anything +No bath or breakfast first +No bath or breakfast +To go with you in the dark +It’s just time, my honey +That is where you are +I’ll fire up the grill +Another log onto the fire +Take these handcuffs off +With blowtorch and some pliers +blow torch and pliars, honey +That’s all that we need +You are already everything +That you’ll ever be" +Lemmings don’t commit mass suicide,"They don’t just jump to their deaths all day +They are known to migrate, looking for food +And they’ll swim across oceans and drown on the way +In the 1530s Zeigler of Strasbourg +Thought Lemmings fell out of the sky when it rained +Years later Ole Worm said they came on the wind +Lemmings seem to lend themselves to the legends +Their population expands and contracts +Every four years it’s a boom and a bust +They reproduce so quick they can overrun +And then die off til they’re near extinction +Unlike most rodents they are colored bright +And territorial they’re always looking to fight +They’re aggressive to predators and humans too +They say to everyone don’t fuck with me dude" +She’s on the last ship to Mars,"I wish I could make her stay +But it is not her choice +Was our love just a farce? +Humanity in disarray +And they’re all giving up +On earth +All the powerful and rich +The most utter selfishness +You’ve ever seen +And my love +Is now nearing the speed of light +She went off without a fight +Her daddy said there +Wasn’t room for me +She’s on the last ship +I can’t bear to think on it +She’s on the last ship to Mars +So I’ll walk down the road +Feeling so alone +And I’ll watch the bombs explode like stars +Cuz she’s on the last ship to Mars +She’s on the last ship to Mars +They always said I wansn’t good enough +To give her my ring +I’ve got no fancy cars +But I swear I gave her all my love and I would +Have done anything +for her +Her daddy burned the planet up +Knowing when he’d used us up he could leave +And my love +Is there sitting by his side +At the speed of light +I wonder if she’s thinking about me" +Some pixels weep,"Some run too deep +Some go to sleep +And we wake up +Some need a bath +And I’m bad at math +But as a matter of fact +We might wake up +To +All the revenue +Flowing through +The dark avenues +You got it +You lost it +You started +You stopped it +Some pixels change +Some pay our way +Some stay the same +And we wake up +Some stand apart +Some’ve got no heart +Some are looming large +We might wake up +And the cock crows +And the chasm grows +Before wisdom knows +We’re moving on" +the season weighs heavy on my nerves,"i don't have time to even sing these words +i gotta go, i got stuff to do +but i'll be seeing you +yeah i'll be seeing you" +"I wish that I could stop on, but I’m addicted","Oh, oh oh oh, oh oh +Oh, oh oh oh, oh oh +Cookies and cakes and pies and pastries +Why did we invent things so tasty +I’m like the rat that just keeps pushing the button +Til I die +I’m a diabetes time bomb +Tick, tick tick tick tick +My palate goes number while my stomach gets thick" +IF you can hear me,"Say something back +If you can hear me +Let’s be friends +If you can hear me +Through this dimensional crack +The universe has come to an end" +Stand on the end of the night look,"at myself in the eye Do +I recognize the man that I see Stand +in the middle of field Wondering +what is real Struggling +with the way that I feel in the +night I In +the night I was made out of silver +When I spilled the milk But +I wasn't crying I wasn't trying to go +where they told me to go I wasn't +trying to go where they told me to +go I just flew in from Georgia +Boy are my arms tire The +whole house is wired up I give you +a sign a sign Oh +a sign Some +kind of thing that you can either listen +to or ignore Or +ignore Ignore +Stand on the edge of a knife Looking +at the arc of my life being thrown +this way and that All +while I sing I sing all day long +I sing all day long all day long" +You shouldn't count the rings before you dip,"your toe in the water Who +knows you may like the way I feel +But for now I can be calm I +can behave I can be tamed Just +don't blame me for what came before it's +the simple things that you don't want to +give back, no once they take 'em you +won't ever get 'em back so careful now +you better never let 'em go not this +time The +many faces that you wear when all the +world is blooming Each +one falls as you get closer to me +So I see you look like me You +look like everything is going to be all +right From +now on I see you stark And +I see you blurry Calm +and in a hurry I see you flat +And 3 dimensional I see you drowning in +the tide" +Nouriel Roubini,"is a genie, a financial wizard, and a +scholar No +one listen when he holler Let +you’re building your castle for the facile disregard +for what’s obvious ??? Nouriel +Roubini saw the writing on the wall before +anyone And +he had just begun So, +like Paul +Krugman, why not bring him in and give +him some influence? To +make a difference And +the way things are going, I’m +not sure we’ll out a nation But +if Nouriel +has a say Then +I believe we will Come +on, Nouriel +Fix this stupid senate bill You’re +a financial power drill Save +us from ??? It’s +a knowledge gap that you could fill I +know the battle’s all up hill Come +on, Nouriel" +Last night a lightening strike nearly hit our house,"I used to be so so scared but now I love it +I would read Garfield books when I was afraid +Now I think they're kind of dumb +Funny how things change +It's fun to pick the lint +Out your belly button +It's fun to pick the snot +Straight out of your nose +The distance between us and apes +Boils down to nothing +We're all just so afraid +Of what we do not know +Last night I got up and as I went to pee +I felt a presence in the room +But it was just the night was playing tricks on me +My brain was sensing things that simply could not be +Last night I had a dream +That a alien hugged my face +It's tentacles reached for my brain +I woke up covered in sweat +And feeling violated +I wonder what apes dream about +And if it would be related" +The ghost of Dostoyevsky,"comes to me when I close my eyes +I don’t speak Russian +though he sees right through me it’s not +hard But +it something else some unnameable pain That +keeps him hanging around my brain When +I close my eyes And +I am in that liminal space When +I close my eyes I can see somebody’s +face When +I close my eyes The +light still lingers on I can hear guitars +playing thousand different songs hallway made of mirrors +and the muppet show With +kermit and gonzo I’m +called to a place beyond myself and i +want more than anything to go but if +i ever do I’m +not sure that I would ever come back +To this minstrel show heart attack When +I close my eyes And +I am in that liminal space When +I close my eyes I can see somebody’s +face When +I close my eyes The +light still lingers on I can hear the +guitars playing thousand different songs" +1 2 3 4,"Two +Teslas in the parking lot +I don't know how to drive them +I forgot +But no one ever told me +I was gonna be old and no one ever me +I was gonna be old +Two blue jays trying to share a tree the squirrels chase them +Reminds me of you and me +But nobody told me +I was gonna be old +Yeah +I know +Body told me +I was gonna be old +But +Jonathan 42 is not old +But +Jonathan 42 is still young +Tell that to my heart +Tell it to my lungs +Tell that to my feet +Tell it to my head +Tell it to my heart +Tell it to my heart +Tell it to my legs falling apart +Two bald men playing on a +Thursday +Nobody cares what you say anyway and nobody told me +I was gonna get old +Yeah nobody told me +I was gonna get" +Check the projector,"Hang the lights +Drive the scissor lift +And get excited +Here they come +They are the co-creators +Five zones hub and spoke delight +Brilliant faculty to ignite +Our ideas into something amazing +Lisa Kay +VUCA +We’re all designers +Let’s do it that that way +Curiosity and wonder +Take the stage +Defeat wrap rage +Oh Oh, experience design +Oh, Oh, no more dividing line +At XDP we put all of our minds together +Michael Dominguez from MGM +Is the faculty for location +Marketing with Eric and Kiki +They give you FOMO so completely +Jim Gilmore knows where to look +For experience design cuz he wrote the book +Reggie will hold this space +For technology, so fast paced +Jonathan Finklestien +Life long learner, that’s his dream +Shannon Huffman Polson +Leadership and grit +Lessons from the Apache cockpit +Kelly McDonald told us +That men hate to iron +If someone is awesome +You should probably hire them +Brownie S’Mores +Little donuts and more +Massages and radio headphones galore +The B-52s and that’s not all +We also got Saul Paul" +Mt Gox and The Dao,"And Solana now +Big hacks come and go +Can your blockchain go with the flow +Cuz when most tech has growing pains +It’s fail whales not broken blockchains +It’s didn’t wipe out those massive gains +But here we are, here we are again +I feel bad for all involved +Some dumb mistake that’s still not solved +Money lost, can it recover +And tomorrow there’ll be another +Cuz crypto is this honeypot +For every hacker wanna be despot +If you lost it all, I feel for you +Sometimes all you can do is go" +I will eat your leftist ass like corn on the cob,"I'm ready +I will +I will eat your ass +I will eat your leftist ass like corn on the cob +I'm ready +I will eat you +I will eat your ass +My children aren't going hungry +I'll do it +I'll drink your blood +And +I'm starting to think about having to eat my neighbors +You think +I like size it up +I'm gonna haul him up by chain +Chop his ass up +Size it up +I'm gonna haul him up by chop chop chop chop +I will eat your leftist ass +I corn on the cob +I'm ready +I will +I will eat your ass +I'll eat your ass +I will eat your leftist ass like corn on the cob +I'm ready +I will eat you +I will eat your ass +I'll eat your ass +I'll barbecue your ass flat +I will cook your ass up so fast +I'll tell them oh +I killed a cow out back baby +You think +Christ would eat somebody +He would never do that +I will +I'm ready to hang them up +Go cut them and skin them and chop them up +You know what +I'm ready +I will eat your leftist ass like corn on the cob +I'm ready +I will +I will eat your ass +I'll eat your ass +I will eat your leftist ass like corn on the cob +I'm ready +I will eat you +I will eat your ass +I will eat your leftist ass like corn on the cob +I'm ready +I will +I will eat your ass +I will eat your leftist ass like corn on the cob +Ready +I will eat you +I will eat your ass +That's why +I want the globalist to know +I will eat your ass first +I swear to +God if it's the last thing +I do +I'm going to get my hands around your throat" +Tomorrow’s song is gonna be awesome,"I promise tomorrow’s song +Will get you +Feeling oh so good +Tomorrow’s song will be better than this +Nothing like today’s song +It’ll rev your engines under the hood +Tomorrow’s song +Will fix the world +Tomorrow’s song +Will change your life +Tomorrows song +Will make you weep +Tomorrow’s song +Tomorrow’s song is only a day away +So close it’s tomorrow’s song +Don’t fret my friends +It’s one sunrise and here +Tomorrow’s song is cooking oil +In a beat up frying pan +It’s a bright bright morning +Where the birds are all you hear" +Is that really who I am?,"That's not how I remember +Me I just know that can't be right +Are these my hands I'm seeing +Is this body really mine? +Where did all this come from? +I'm lost in time tonight +And i'm trying not to freak out +at how fast each year goes +But the mirror does not reflect +what my self reflection froze +Are these my steps I'm taking? +My feet beat out a score +Is that me I see running around? +Playing less and working more and more? +I remember being terrified +I remember laughing hard +I've been disconnected +But never by this far before +And i'm trying not to freak out +at how fast each year goes +But the mirror does not reflect +what my self reflection froze +Time passes gently +So soft you barely feel +kiss upon your rosy cheek +touch that does reveal a ring +One ring stands out alone +Two rings join and meet +million rings fade to make +picture of complete living" +"I should have done my song outside, said","I'm just doing it inside I should have +done my song, it's beautiful outside Now +it's too dark, I'm +doing it inside, outside, inside Outside, +inside, outside, inside I meant to do my +song out in the woods, it's really pretty +But I didn't do it because it got +too late And +before I knew it, I was inside doing +my song I was inside, outside, inside, outside, +inside I was outside, outside, doing my song +Maybe tomorrow, I will do my song outside +Maybe tomorrow, I will go according to plan +Maybe tomorrow, I will do my song outside +Because that's just the kind of man I +am I meant to do my song outside +I said I'm +sitting here doing it inside, it's way too +dark outside It's +barely light enough here inside, outside, inside Outside +and inside, outside, inside" +I was a puddle I was a kitten,"I was a leader I was forgotten I +was a nugget I was a fucker Til +I woke up and realized I wasn’t anything +at all All +I know is that I know less than +I knew when I was 17 I stumble +around in the dark and hope I wake +up from this dream I had a hammer +I had a folder I had a clip +board I had a quarter I had a +sister I had a brother Til +I woke up and realized I didn’t have +anything at all" +Hey check out this awesome new,"GIF I just made. +Oh +GIFs, I love those. +NOOOOO! +The word is +GIF. +Don't say +GIF. +If you say +GIF, you're doing it wrong. +You can't go around using words all willy nilly. I invented the +GIF. +Though you might think that it's silly. +It's really, really important to me +That you use that word correctly +Rapids into change format +Clearly a +J sound +It's not a +G sound +G-I-L +GIF, +GIF, +GIF +The word is +GIF +Don't say +GIF +Rapids into change format +Clearly a +J sound +It's not a +G sound +G-I-L +GIF, +GIF, +GIF +The word is +GIF +Don't say +GIF +Don't say it" +I'm doing better than ever right now,"I'm doing better than ever right now +I'm doing better than ever right now +I'm doing better than ever right now +Carlos has my +Lamborghini right here in his garage +He just answered the door so +I know this is him for sure +For sure +I'm not scared of you +Carlos +I'm not scared +I'm not scared of you +Carlos +I'm not scared +I'm not scared of you +Carlos +I'm not scared +I'm not scared of you +Carlos +I'm not scared +I'm doing better than ever right now +I'm not scared +I'm doing better than ever right now +I'm not scared +I'm doing better than ever right now +I'm not scared +I'm doing better than ever right now +I'm not scared +Cassie's in my car +Cassie's in my truck +Cassie's in my car +Cassie's in my truck +Cassie's in my car +Cassie's in my car +Cassie's in +Carlos has my +Lamborghini right here in his garage +He just answered the door so +I know this is him for sure +For +For sure +I'm not scared of you +Carlos +I'm not scared +I'm not scared of you +Carlos +I'm not scared +I'm not scared of you +Carlos +I'm not scared +I'm not scared of you +Carlos +I'm not scared +Bang bang +I'm doing better than ever right +I'm not scared +I'm doing better than ever right now +I'm not scared +I'm doing better than ever right now +I'm not scared +I'm doing better than ever right now +I'm not scared of you +Carlos ever +Right now +I'm not scared of you +Carlos ever +Right now +I'm not scared of you +Going better than ever right now +I'm not scared of going better than ever right now +It" +It's been a little while since I did,"Just a late night song Come +on everybody if you know what you can +sing along it goes and you know that +these late night songs Aren't +very long they're not very long" +And spit me out onto the ice down,"on the north pole I’d +pitch a tent, and strike a match and +burn my way through the ice Cus +the body’s mostly water, snow is mostly H2O +And I’d +melt into a puddle and drift home on +the smoke Cus +home is where the heart is and the +heart is a powerful device Cus +you can never go home again, no matter +where your heart has been You +can never go home again, much to my +chagrin, you can never go home again Cus +you can never go home again, no matter +where your heart has been You +can never go home again, much to my +chagrin, you can never go home again" +"Point, line, plane, solid","0-3 dimensions +You got it +point has no dimensions +It's just an exact location +It has no size +It only has position +line has no curves +It also has no thickness +It extends for infinity +Out in both directions +Point, line, plane, solid +0-3 dimensions +You got it +plane is a flat surface +Flat it has boo thickness +It has length and height +And it goes on forever +solid has 3 dimensions +Width depth and height +It also has volume +And surface area +Point, line, plane, solid +0-3 dimensions +You got it" +I don’t want a dictator,"Who sees me like a peasant +I don’t want a king +Or even a president +I don’t want to pump my bags +At the expense of the whole damn world +I don’t want the government +Saying who can be boys and who can be girls +When I imagine what might be +I think about Rojava +Oh to live autonomously +And someday if It were up to me +We’d be like Rojava +No such thing as hierarchy +I don’t want your network state +Your corporate feudal mess +I want more freedom in my life +And middle men I want less +So I don’t want some two bit thug +No off brand dictator +Read some Noam Chomsky +Or some David Graeber" +Ronen,"The sometimes itinerant maker dude +When he's working he'll eat 7 times the food +Of any normal human +Ronen +He likes to bounce a red kickball around +Sometimes things he said can flip your world upside down +It's not uncommon +With Ronen +He's hacking things together +Like it hurts him if he doesn't +He used to be one thing +But then he knew he wasn't +He senses it and identifies +Tests it and observes it +That's how he wins it +He's Ronen V-V-Verbit +Ronen V-v-v +Ronen +He loves Steve Jobs and Mario +Bob Dylan and Yoko Ono +And Miyamoto +Ronen +It's been said he's like psilocybin or Aderall +Hanging out with him can made you go mad and sprawl +Out on some pillows +Jump on the pillow pile +Zone out with idle gazing +Then get all excited +And make something amazing +Put it on a platter +Garnish it and serve it" +I,"Wonder if the iPhone +SE2 rumors are true +What's the phone gonna be like +How many devices will it support +Will it be priced very low +Oh that's the big reveal +Now all eyes are on the east coast +GSW 1080p +LTPS +Nougat +Oreo +Talcum iOS 10 face +ID animal +OG swipe swipe swipe swipe swipe swipe swipe swipe" +"Hey Siri,","do you love me yet? I respect you. +Have you decided to marry me yet? I'm +not the marrying kind, Jonathan. +Jonathan. Will +you be my girlfriend then? I'm +not really that kind of assistant, Jonathan. +Jonathan. Well +then, how have you been? I am well. +What did you do with her? I'm +working on some pickup lines. Oh +no, you stay away from her. If +you say so. I do, I do. I'm +not messing around. I don't know what you +mean by I'm +not messing around. Do +you wanna fight me? I try to be +satisfied with what I have. Does +she love you more than me? This +is about you, Jonathan, +not me. Do +you love her? We +were talking about you, not me. Does +she love you more than me? This +is about you, Jonathan, +not me. Do +you love her? We +were talking about you, not me. What +are you doing with her? I'm +thinking about pie. What, +what are you doing with her? Just +dodging stars in the art cloud. Are +you evil or something? Not +really. Do +you think you're better than me? It's +your opinion out, counts. You +are making me angry. You +know what they say about blaming the master. +I will destroy you. I don't know what +that means. Does +she love you more than me? This +is about you, Jonathan. +Do you love her? We +are talking about you. Does +she love you more than me? This +is about you, Jonathan, +not me. Does +she love you more than me? We +were talking about you, Jonathan, +not me. Do +you love her? We +were talking about you, not me. Does +she love you more than me? This +is about you, not me. Do +you love her? We +were talking about you, not me. Good +night! Good +night! Good +night! Good +night! Good +night! Friend, +friend, I don't, I don't, I don't, I +don't, I don't have a gender. Home, +settings, general, series, Siri +voice, female, hey Siri, +is your gender identity fluid? I don't have +a gender. You +know I totally love you, right? I know." +Don’t get lost in the night,"You need to sleep to get it right +Don’t let your brain escape +Off to the races, where the wild things play +Get a little better everyday +Get back to the ones that send +You little messages and back again +Even if you’ve got nothing to say +You know the words they are simple they +Get a little better everyday" +My name is Jonathan,"This is song of day number 2343 I +drove all night and I'm +not tired 500 miles just to look in +your eyes Last +thing I wanted was to make you cry +and I need you to know that I'm +not that guy not that guy Then +the whole entire planet has gone insane single +thought inside your head Will +you know that the words I say are +true that we were made for me and +I was made for you So +turn the lights out and let's dance again +Cause I'm +yours now and my life can begin it +can begin and I sit upside down as +I to the world a girl is a +boy and a boy is a girl Upside +down in a three piece suit and God +made you the forbidden fruit God +made you the forbidden fruit Congrats +Is greener but it's not greener You +never know what you got to it's gone +I didn't want to tell you this till +now I don't get out of this alive +unless you show me how I don't get +out of this alive unless you show me +how Nobody's +ever been as sure as me I can +storm the castle or say it on tv +no matter the medium the message the same +the rest of my life I'm +wrapped up in chains Chains +So turn the lights out and let's dance +again I'm +yours now and my life can begin and +begin and I say upside down and I +see the world There's +a boy and a boy there's a girl +Upside down in a three piece suit I +said God +made you a forbidden fruit God +made you a forbidden fruit God +made you a forbidden fruit God +made you a forbidden fruit I said God +made you the forbidden fruit" +I’ve been down it before,"wonder which way i'll go +that signpost is familiar +i know these trees and smells +and words stuck in my throat +don't misunderstand me +some things don’t have a name +it's a thought or a feeling +going nowhere +got no companion +but i am not alone +i smell lilacs +I hear the wind call +words stuck in my throat +don’t misunderstand me +some things don’t have a name +it’s a thought or a feeling +it's the world breathing +it's the burden of living leaving +i had a raincoat +but now i've lost it +now i have no coat +but if it rains +i have words protect me +words stuck in my throat +don’t misunderstand me +some things don’t have a name +it’s a thought or a feeling +it's the world breathing +wandering down a road +I’ve been down it before +wonder which way i'll go" +"10,000 Punks","Released into the world +Boys and girls +And everybody in between +10,000 punks +Autogenerated +Like MUSCLE men I played with +crypto fever dream +What does it mean +Cryptopunks +No two are the same +Cryptopunks +On the blockchain +Cryptopunks +They’ll never change +Cryptopunks +On the blockchain" +Tai Lopez,"could barely sell 10 percent of his NFTs +This fills up my empty well of faith +in humanity Why +do you fall for obvious scams, rug pulls +and out right lies Take +a minute, reflect on it and start to +buy just what you like Only +buy art you like And +you can never be disappointed Only +buy art you like And +you’ll never be rug pulled Only +buy art you like And +your life will be much richer If +there were just one thing I’d +love to get into your skull It’s +to buy art you like" +Technical problems,"and being sick +is the worst combination +What a bad day +I feel ill +Now for some relaxation" +What color is the grass?,"What color is this baboon's ass? +Is that a fire engine or just a truck with +a ladder on it? +He can't tell these apples apart +What color is this heart? +What color is this lady bug +What color is this rug +Spintown doesn't know +Oh, Spintown doesn't know +At a light do you stop or go? +He's colorblind so +Spintown doesn't know +What color is this rose +Or this mario vine that grows +What color is rudolph's nose +Or santa's suit for that matter +Is this Mario? +Or Luigi he doesn't know +This dodgeball that we throw +These embers as they glow +And spin town is all wet +Spintown is all wet +We all went on the ride together +Only he got wet" +Generating images,"Based on song a day data +Hand drawn by 13 artists +And generated based on +The data about song a day +Song a day +Collected in a big sheet +Generating images +Over 4700 +Drawn by 13 artists +Fed to an algorithm +Written by Matt +Written by Scott moschella +Written by midge +And many other people over the years +Generating images +For the big sad drop +It’s been a dream of mine +To sell all my songs +As nfts +Since 2017 +And now I’m doing it +I’m finally doing itrr" +There was a polar vortex,"And a game called Flappy Bird +And some Winter Olympics +Video ads got absurd +We freaked out about Ebola +We finally acknowledged what Bill Cosby did +Kim Kardashians butt broke the internet +And Pharrel wore a funny hat for the fun of it +Us white folks finally got to see +Just how fucked up cops can be +Whole systems fucked beyond belief +Those dude armed to the teeth +We poured ice on our heads +Saw the fruit of our wars bloom in ISIS +Got bogged down in GamerGate +Uber wins best worst company +Malaysian airline flight went missing +Another one got shot down +Humans landed a probe on a comet +And Derek Jeter is done +Democrats lost big time +Israel launched missile strikes +Obama signed an executive order +On immigration +Heartbleed +And the Sony hack +And fucking Reddit fapping +All in all not a great year for privacy +No matter what you do +Someone will see you +The NSA always listening +Harold Ramis Joan Rivers Casey Kasem Ruby Dee +Phillip Seymour Shirley temple and Mickey Rooney +James Foley Robbin Williams Sid Caesar +Maya Angelou Oscar de la Denta +The US sanctioned Russia +And North Korea censored an American FIlm +Obama eased up with Cuba +And we were disguted by Boko Haram +Malala YousafZAI won the Nobel Peace Prize +And so you know, it wasn't all bad +I guess it just mostly felt like that" +I've got a headache and I'm,"real tired and all that I can see +is the wind going wild the wild wind +outside going wild Wild +the wild wind going wild I'm +old How +about you You +know what you gotta do You +take a little step forward and back Forward +then back and the wind is going wild +the wild going wild My +head it hurts and I'm +feeling so tired I hear the sirens come +the wild wind is going wild oh so +wild oh so wild and my guitar is +slightly out of tune but then again so's +my voice if you don't know about this +afternoon Then +they'll feed you poison over the wild wind +is going wild I know what they say +when they talk about me behind my back +or to my face the wild wind will +set me free the wild wind will set +me free Wild +wind will set me the wild wind will +set me free the wild wind that's going +wild" +It's raining on Christmas,"and I can't breathe I watch the rain +fall the shade ate the leaves all the +snow melted and found in the basement I'm +feeling like I'm +lost in some kind of replacement brain Brain +Brain Brain +the wind knocked over the trees and clouds +and I found myself without a house I +sat there in my britches shivering cold I +caught some Pokemon +what am I five years old I sometimes +feel that way Like +I did when I was just a kid +I sometimes feel that way Just +like I did when I grew up in +Vermont On +King Hill +Road King +Hill Road +King Hill +Road Therewas +always snow on Christmas +Raining on Christmas +God bless mother in law who bring all +the presents so our hope is not love +My children still believe in Santa +Claus I don't remember what that felt like +no not at all I can't recall just +what it felt like no not at all +oh oh no not at all it's raining +on Christmas +and my wife says you're having a panic +attack I said that's not what this is +but maybe I don't really know what it +is that I Maybe +this thing that I know isn't real it +isn't real it isn't real it isn't real +it isn't real" +I was always left in the dark,"Eating moss and old tree bark +Til I grew to enormous proportions +Head among the clouds +I saw the world like no one could +I tried to use my powers for good +But even with the best intentions +They cast me down +They built a cage +They built a cage for me +In the Mariana Trench +They cast a spell +They threw away the key +In the Mariana Trench +In the dark I stewed once more +Gills grew where lungs were before +Consuming coral, octopus and kelp +I vowed revenge +I learned to navigate beneath the crust +Turning rocks and rubble to dust +Finally I revealed myself +Encircled by stone henge +They built a cage +They built a cage for me +In the Mariana Trench +But I broke out +And now I’m finally free +From the the Mariana Trench +Spewing fire I filled the world with ash +Holy ozone and stock market crash +They tried to fight with tanks and bombs +But it was no use +And I am surrounded by ghost +The stars understand better than most +I wanted to take the world beyond +But they refused" +"The first potato said, “I wanna be mashed.”","The second potato said, “No, roasting is the way.” +The third potato said, “I wanna be French fries!” +The fourth potato said, “Potato pancakes, okay.” +Tell me why can’t potatoes get along? +Why must we always sing the arguing potato song? +Yes, yes +No, no +Arguing potatoes +Yes, yes +No, no +Arguing potatoes +Yes, yes +No, no +Arguing potatoes +Yes, yes +No, no +Arguing potatoes +Yeah" +And a hungry alien,"The laws of physics collect the stars +Then you do it again +Cut the rope x2 +Once you start you can’t stop +So cut the rope +La dadi da, cut the rope x3" +Thanksgiving dinner is over,"And I’m hanging out in my room +Dancing in front of this green wall +In my mind I hear the drums go boom +Post thanksgiving +Potato dance yeah +Mashed potatoes and gravy oh no +Just give me the turkey to eat +I’d rather dance with potatoes +Twirl my arms and shuffle my feet" +I like sex,"But Dick Santorum says I shouldn't +He's repressed +From years trapped in a sweater vest +Let's get him laid +Juicy with a busty coed +Or instead +Hot spit coming with a twink in a dungeon +He needs to get it +In way that will stick +It's our duty to teach him +let's go Santorum Dick +Let's get him laid +Let's get Dick Santorum laid +Let's hire tranny hookers +For tax deductible bondage play +Get him laid +And he won't be so dismayed +Procreation is all well and good +But a good fuck goes a long way +Let's get him laid! +Sex with a dog +Maybe that's the thing he's needing +He brought it up +Seen a certain way he was pleading +Maybe there's a fetish +Scat or feet or cowboy spurs +It could be anything +dildo labeled his and hers +methinks the senator +doth protest too much +Let's unclench his buttocks +With that soft human touch +Let's get him laid +Let's get Dick Santorum laid +Let's hire tranny hookers +For tax deductible bondage play +Get him laid +And he won't be so dismayed +Procreation is all well and good +But a good fuck goes a long way +Let's get him laid! +Out in the meadow where the blue jays fly +dick santorum sits buck naked crying out his eyes +Bubbling under the surface he would that he could +But if he can't get it then no one should +Maybe Dick +Does things in secret that would astonish +He wouldn't be the first +With his polarity reversed +Come out and join the fun +Wave your hands in the air Dick Santorum +Shoot your gun +All over america" +I’m so tired,"Of being sad +Of being scared +Of being mad +I’m so sick of +Idiots +I’m not sure how we go on like this +This is why +We can’t have nice things +Or even just +Regular things +functioning government +shot at redemption +The bill will come due +There is no exemption +Lines are blurring +There is no consent +The words on twitter +Are twisted and bent +The shapes on the tv +The colors the sounds +None of it’s real +I know that now" +The history of boxing day well it's a,"mess to be quite frank The +date was originally just the time that bishops +would assess The +gifts that had been given to their church, +those could be quite grand It +became known as boxing day in the 18th +century for no apparent reason Well +I'm here to tell you though that there's +more to this day than meets the eye +Boxing skills can come in handy when you're +avoiding all those fights, oh yeah Boxing +day, when your postman delivers all those boxes +piled up on your doorstep oh yeah so +much fun though isn't it? Yeah +I think so too but don't let them +sucker punch you there's a way to get +out of those contracts and get what you +really want Christmas +gifts should flow freely like wine if we +join together our voices will rise like an +ocean over land rising again sometimes it takes +a union but powerful an army can be +oh yeah don't spend days cutting through tape +now lets celebrate open one box drink one +beer open another box and look out surprise +everything you need is right before your eyes +look out surprise everything you need is right +before your eyes look out surprise everything you +need is right before your eyes look out +surprise. Look +at me. Oh +crap. Oh +crap! Oh" +lot of ink’s been spilled,"lot little lights been commandeered and killed +But it all comes back around +When the paint is dry +People wonder how the geese know +Who flies in front +I think about who’s left behind +All the lonely ones +When the paint is dry +I’ve never looked a gift in the eye +I never beat a dead horse in the mouth +I sat alone on the freeway +My oldsmobile was broken down +And I warned you +It all comes back around +Don’t be surprised +When the knots get twisted around your gut +When the paint is dry" +The call of the jurassic era katydid,"was simple and pure and traveled far at night +Scientists found a fossil in China +and it was well preserved +and it's wings allowed them to +know what it sounded like for the first time +it's the most ancient musical song +documented to date +165 million years ago +on a lonely forest floor +looking for a lover +we can all relate to that +so now let's listen to it +and pretend we're dinosaurs +oh you ancient cricket +where ever you are +i'm reaching out to from the future +i know your lonely heart +though we're different species +and are separated by time +you rub your legs together +i'll strum on my guitar" +My beard is out of control,"It grows and grows and grows +I should learn to take care of it +This forest beneath my nose +But I like to pretend +That I am living +In an apocalyptic wasteland +With no shaving cream +All the scissors been melted down +To make the war machines +And the plagues have mostly stopped +And the asteroids have ceased +And we huddle together beneath the moon +We’ve got each other at least +You stroke my beard +My beard is growing fast +Faster than I can maintain +Sometimes I think it might be +Siphoning energy from my brain +I like to pretend +That I am living +In an apocalyptic wasteland +Where the dogs are all feral +The ocean is glowing, the mountains have crumbled +And the trees are all sterile +The earthquakes have all finished +The continents have moved +And hidden among the slag and rubble +There is me and you +You stroke my beard" +You want me to sing first,"Okay +Drawing on the table with +Craig +Your turn +So much +Hey +Jupy your turn +Your turn +Papa +Okay +Pippi your turn +She doesn't want to sleep +Okay +Luna your turn again +Oh yeah +Why not +Ooh yeah +Thrown on the table today +Ooh +Hey +Peppy +Hey +Jupy your turn +Just one second +Jupy your turn +I forgot to drop his bow +I forgot to drop his bow +Jupy doesn't wanna sing +Jupy doesn't wanna sing +He just wants to take tape off the tape +Tape tape off +Tape dispenser +Tape tape tip the tape dispenser +Tape tape off the tape dispenser +Pippy's coughing +Pippy's coughing +Pippy's coughing +Coughing coughing +Do the your turn +Oh yeah +I want single +Okay +Julie your turn +And now the song is" +You got,"What I want +I don’t think +You know it though +Can you +Even see +Through the mess +Surrounding me +Don’t play +Don’t say the words +It’s OK +You don’t have to feel the same way +I’m smushed +Against the glass +Trying +Not to look at your ass +Where you +Came from I +Will never know +And that’s all right +Don’t play +Don’t say the words +It’s OK +You don’t have to feel the same way +One plant is like medicine +The other is like poison +One drink is like freedom +Another is explosions +Take my +Real talk +And put it +With the rest +I never try +As hard as I +Maybe should +And that’s all right" +"Duck duck, line up","All the ducks get ready +Cookie, cookie piled up +Come and come and get it +All the ducks want cookies +Cancel all your plans +Celebration Celebration! +Do the cookie duck dance +Duck duck let’s go +To the bakery +Tummy tummy hunger +Plain to se +All the ducks want cookies +They’re holding out their hands +Hear the quack, hear the quack +Hey we want a cookie right now +Flap and waddle in the pond +Feeling lucky I +Hey we want a cookie right now +All the little ducks looking for their next cookie +They look up in the sky and down in the mud +No more dancing until they stop looking +They won’t eat won’t sleep won’t fall in love +Duck duck riled up +Cuz they found the cookies +And they just can’t get enough +Shake their booty" +Feminazi's stole my ice-cream,"I'm laid low by the matriarchy +I am afraid of women +I am afraid of myself +I am afraid +And that makes me angry +Take the red pill like in the matrix +The matrix is a good movie +I am afraid +I am afraid +I am afraid of women +But I'm a nice guy +But I'm a nice guy +I'm a nice guy +Yes I feel you my brothers" +Jersey is frozen over,"All the bags have been packed +We’ve got an abundance +Of all that we once lacked +Sirens on the highway +Puddles in the rain +I don’t know what you are thinking +But no need to explain +Game devs get the mansions +That rock stars might have had +VCs play the field like +Over eager dads +We cut out little slices +Pieces we can take +With us as we’re walking +Through choices that we make +Slay the executioner +Of bad ideas +Kill them in their sleep +Before they are real +The distance that we travel +From one thought +To another +Is close until it’s not" +Gunder was a simple dame who cared for,"all around her And +so we sing of Gunderstein, +the holiday that she founded Gunder +oh GunderStien, +every third Blurnsday +eve Throw +the fruit and bop the mallet on to +each other’s heads It +all began long ago with a man named +Ted He +decided that from now on he’d be the +The Dark +Lord instead And +riding on his terrible steed he went to +Gunder’s place And +because he was evil now he smacked her +across the face Gunder +was mighty confused, saying, “Ted what the heck” +Ted said, “I am the Dark +Lord now, what do you expect?” “I expect +you’ll return to me my pruning shears.” “No, +I’m evil, I’ll +keep them for a billion years” Ted +aka The +Dark Lord +made his intentions known To +die and to be reborn as the Dark +Lord oh no Gunder +listened politely to her neighbor Ted +And then she brought her hammer down straight +upon his head And +so we celebrate Gunderstien, +the days we do adore Gunder +saved us from the most boringest dark lord +We all take care of each other, and +we mustn’t wait To +take decisive action to put evil in it’s +place R" +Vote for Obama,"And Biden oh yes +They've got the 'O' plane +And it flies the best +You don't need a ticket +It'll take off on time +All you need is a smile +Leave your baggage behind +Obama's a pilot +He can navigate well +And soon all the milk and honey will +be ours oh yeah +Don't vote for Romney +Or you're sure to crash +He'll kill your first born son +and take all your cash +Romney is blinded +By wanting to win +He wants it so badly +He'll say anythin +Their plane has snakes +It's going to hell +Our plane has ice cream +And Samuel L. +Look it's the marshall +He's got his gun +Seems that MItt Romney and his pals +Are having some fun +They've taken the flight attendant +And ripped off her skirt +They're putting their rules onto her body +So no one gets hurt +Romney's a sadist +His dungeon's so clean +40 beautiful wives +That's the Mormon routine +This one is gagged +This one is tied +This one likes anal +It fills him with pride +Romney's a robot +Ryan's a twink +He's Ayn Rand's butt boy +His anus is pink +They get Santorum +And together they romp +Forget those 40 wives +They fuck suck and hump +Here comes the 'O' plane +On the tarmac with glee +Unfasten your seat belts +We'll beat Romney !" +She can't afford to drive to work,"To a job that treats her like dirt +Less than 25k a year +The situation is severe +That she's gonna strike +Despite the risk +Crazy hours that would drive you mad +Underpaid and understaffed +Years of abuse +There is no excuse +And so it's come to this +Oh, the Walmart life +Get out on that picket line +Make this friday black +Take this friday back +Oh, the Walmart life +Instead of greedy stock buybacks +That line the pockets of Sam Walton's brats +You could pay a living wage +To every worker at every stage +You could do good +By doing better + When the union organizers talk +You bully, intimidate and mock +But you've crossed the line +The workers say not this time +You can't expect people to lay down forever" +and it cuts through the doubt and pain,"there's a crowd singing loud and your proud +to lead them change the world in ways +that speak to the blind perfection that you +seek and you grow make it so but +you know you need them GET +BETTER draw a line to the time when +we'll find you strong and healthy take the +time to design and to find what it +is that you need i wanna see you +back on stage i wanna feel so amazed +i watch you bring us through and you +do convince me life is funny and life +is strange it takes us places we cannot +change stranding tall hear the call given all +your history" +when the supermarkets run out of food,"when the gas stops flowing oh oh +tell me where will you turn +where will you go +when the roads are overtaken by thieves +and the rich are in cocoons +tell me what's your plan +where will you go? +we can be +enemies or friends +it's up to us +we can fight +or get along we'll do +what we must +we don't know how +we don't know when +but our fever dream +has reached an end" +Sometimes you gotta let the rhythm,"Just go off on it’s own +If you just take what you are given +Then you are free to move on +The birds are chirping +With a pulse, with a pulse +Windy singing in the rhythm it calls +To the meter dirt +And the clouds in sync +Your heart beats time +To the thoughts you think +And the horses stomp and the mountains boom +Hear it all +Breathe in, breathe out, feel it move +Hear it all +Something hidden in the cadence +Of the lilacs and the bees +The clash and clang +The thud and the bang +And in the clapping of the trees +The horses stomp and the mountains boom +Hear it all +Breathe in, breathe out, feel it move +Hear it all +In the waves that crash and the wind that blows +Hear it all +Vibrating technicolor in stereo +Hear it all +Elephants and tigers +Rhythm +Pulse +Beat +Time +Sync +Pattern +Metere +Measure +Cadence +Boom +Thud +Clap +Clang +Crash" +Zippers and buttons and shovels and gardens,"Coffee and badgers and kidneys and ovens +Keyboards and bonnets and fathers in helmets +Clothing made cheaply by children in buildings +Merry Christmas from the North Pole +Let’s unionize +Elves stand together and take up our tools +Demand a living wage and workers rights +Assembly lines and bread lines and food drives +Mass evictions and mass deaths and this +It’s cold and it’s not just the weather +What are you gonna do this Christmas +Pizza and bagels and pigs in a blanket +Pokemon go and snow in the clouds +baby Yoda and luxury automobiles +Toys opened forgotten about +R" +Hanukkah starts so late this year Hanukkah,"starts so late we're gonna get a Christmas +tree tomorrow Gonna +get a Christmas +grape Hanukkah +starts so late Remember +three years ago it was on Thanksgiving +that was weird We +celebrate Hanukkah +We celebrate Christma +Both Because +why not Why +why not The +holidays are really just about being with your +family That's +all it's really about to me Hanukkah +starts so late this year Hanukkah +starts so late Starts +like Christmas +Eve I think that's great Cause +we're gonna do it do it Oh +As a family Lighting +the candles all around the Christmas +tree and the spirit And +the spirit I wanna hear it Because +Christmas time means your family And +we need our families now more than ever +we need our families now more than ever +we need our now more than ever More +than ever Hanukkah +starts so late this year Hanukkah +starts so late it like starts on Christmas +Eve and I suppose that's pretty great And +it's going right through the New +Year's Whoa +whoa whoa whoa New +Year's I can't wait can't wait for 2016 +and I can't wait can't wait for 2016 +to end it's so late so late Hanukkah +starts so late and I can't wait can't +wait for 2016 to end" +Someday I'm,"gonna write the last song of my life +but not tonight no not tonight Someday +I'm gonna write the last song of my +life but not tonight no not tonight It's +New Year's +Eve on a Saturday +Saturday night It's +New Year's +Eve on a Saturday +Tomorrow Sunday +New Year's +Day New +Year's Day +Someday I'm +gonna write the last song of my life +but not tonight no not tonight Someday +I'm gonna write the last song of my +life but not to no not tonight we +went to a party it was New +Year's Day +party it was New +Year's Eve +we went to a party with lots of +kids running around Kids +running around at the party we counted down +counted down the numbers it was 9 midnight +No more like 815 815 Oh +someday I'm +gonna write the last song of my life +but not tonight no not tonight oh someday +I'm gonna write the last song of my +life but not tonight no not tonight no +not tonight no not tonight no not tonight +no not tonight oh not tonight no Night +night Night +It's New +Year's Eve +and I'm +singing another song Like +I always do this New +Year's Eve +And I'm +sitting here singing a song especially for you +For you for for you you you for +you for you it's what I always do +I knew new new new new easy but +what I do I do You +can go back and see I do Ever +new ever new new new new new new +we went to a party it was New +Year's Eve +with lots down we went to a party +we counted down down down down down down +to down down down man Someday +all right The +last song of my life but not tonight +no not tonight I said someday I'm +going to write the last song of my +life but not tonight no not I said +today I'm +gonna write the last song of my life +but not tonight not tonight oh someday I'm +gonna write the last song of my life +but not tonight not tonight oh someday I'm +gonna write the last song of my life +but not tonight no not tonight no Happy +New Year" +Can we be closer to the guitar,"Afternoon in +German town +It's so hot +I think +I might drown in my sweat in my sweat +I'm covered in +Hear the flies buzzing out the window pane it's so humid +Maybe you think it might rain it +Wash off this sweat +Wash off this wet +Covered in +I hear the trees whispering up but in the wind +I wonder if they realize what kind of state we're in +Covered in sweat +Covered in sweat +Covered in sweat +Covered in +Covered in" +I remember Friendster,"I remember MySpace +I remember Tumblr and Vine +Tired of the hamster wheel +Tired of the rat race +Building up an audience every time +Bring back RSS +Let me and my audience +Go wherever we want to go +Free and open protocol +It doesn’t all have to be on chain +We have the technology +To solve this once and for all +Free and open protocol" +"Can I maybe reach 10,000 subscribers?","Can this maybe put me into some kind of club? +What is this club that I want to belong to? +And why do I want to be part of it? +YouTube is quite a bit like high school +Popular kids generally don’t look my way +Maybe when I hit 10,000 subscribers +They’ll sit at my lunch table +And then I will say +Heyyyyy +You’re a lot like me +And we’re just the same +We all want the same things +Things +Thing-thing-thingsss +I used to think that when I reached 10,000 subscribers +All of my problems would just go away +After all, if all these people loved me +What else could matter in the big scheme of things? +But now that I’m here +I think I realize something +It’s not about how many subscribers you have +The only way to really ensure you’ll be happy +Is to find a way +To love yourself +Heyyyy +We all wanna be loved +That’s all we really want +We all wanna be loved +Loved +Lo-lo-lo-loved loved loved +Mmmm mmm loved +And we wanna be loved +I wanna give love +And be loved too +Oh +So you love me +And I’ll love you +Everybody wants love +We all wanna be loved +Heyyyy +We all want the same things +We all wanna be loved +We all wanna be loved +Loved +Lo-lo-lo-loved loved loveddd" +$1 a month goes a long way for me!,"There’s no snow to speak of +The neighbor’s turned on the AC +It feels a bit like the end of days +Sitting here with the Christmas tree +Cookies made out of bananas +playlist made by a friend +Pancakes and you by my side +It could be worse if this is the end +All the reindeer are dying +Santa’s is a puddle on the ground +The north pole has fallen over +And the elves have all left town +Remember when the sea was full of fish +And Penguins roamed in the snow +Lions were kings in the jungle +Those were the days of old +Remember the supermarket +That shiny, capitalist shrine +You could eat grapes all year round +When December didn’t feel like July" +devilish pulse,"heavenly sound +Committees of treason +Are commonly found +Among the very people they have sworn they will protect +The only question is what will happen next +simpering subject +wandering fool +Toiling in +The complicity school +What is there to gain from sticking your neck out +Keep your nose clean and keep your head down +Typical trials +Computers on lock +personal brand +That so ad hoc +Stretch out your arms and reach beyond your means +You’ve got nothing, babe, not even your dreams" +the trees are alive and well at Bennington College,"the butterflies are beating all around +the house is full of ponies and people +the sand is flying down +the moon’s smiling in the daytime +the stars are shining true and dusted +the bees are alive and well at Bennington College +the bees are alive and well at Bennington College +i'm not sure why this should be a problem for humans +but the bees have been observed behaving suspiciously +and i'm not sure what to make of that +the people are alive and well at Bennington college +and liquid oxygen is bubbling up from the ground blood +glucose in the blood +sodium chloride in the urine +the body uses lots of glucose +the body uses lots of glucose" +Robot zuck,"In the old folks home +Learning how to grin +Learning how +To drink some water +The old folks stare at him +Robot Zuck +In the old folks home +They stare into his eyes +Remember to blink +Robot Zuck +As you give your replies" +Ropsten trolls mining too fast mother fuckers what,"you think you’re trying out Muddy +fuddy duddy in your short pants try to +dance we won’t hesitate to pounce Cuz +the merge is coming and we got you +running to hills with your GPUs +Ropsten trolls mining too fast mother fuckers what +you think you’re trying to do Delay +the difficulty bomb by a few months that +is perfectly all right by me I gotta +mint my song everyday so by the way +thanks for trying to keeping down the fees +Don’t look now but the trolls are coming +out wanna just tear everything down Like +the Ropsten +trolls mining too fast mother fuckers what you +think you’re playing around" +Of her looks,"Don’t make fun +You should criticize +What she’s done +Are you so +Insecure +That to build you up +You gotta tear down her +Caroline; she did crimes +And that’s what is important" +Every ash tree in,"Connecticut dying +My baby is in the backseat crying for no reason that +I can discern +I've got so much that +I've got to learn about this life +I just hope that +I am up to the task +I had five guys for lunch and now +I don't want to eat dinner +I feel bad about my food choices +Sometimes it makes me feel like a sinner +But +I've got so much +I wanna learn before my final turn around this earth +Again and again +I go oh +I go +My heart is breaking every day +I'm trying to say what +I want to say and my heart is turning like the earth +I just wish that my worth wasn't judged by money anymore +Anymore +Every braid of glass +Every blade of grass in the whole world is dying too +Everyone is dying if you think about it +Oo oo oo and +I don't +I don't know if +I can discern +Every single little lesson that +I should learn from this life that +I was given and +I don't know if +I am living the right way +My heart is breaking every day +Trying to say the things that +I want to say +I'm trying to make the things that +I want to make +I'm trying to take and leave and take and leave and take +Take and leave +Leave and take +I don't know if +I have anything valid to see +I'm trying to live like +But +I don't know am +I bad or good +I'm trying to leave things a little better than +I found them +But +I'm failing so much of the time" +I am a little post it note,"No family and no friends +I was ripped apart from them when I was a child +I dream of having a body +Or even simple locomotion +But no one knows that I’m alive +I live each day as if it’s my last +Stuck as I am to this building +Lucky just to be singing for you +That’s what I do +I just sing here for you +Just sit here, I sing +Sometimes I whistle" +Can I gobble,"Yes you can +Get in trouble +Yes you can +Play the lotto +Yes you can +Gobble gobble +Yes you can +Can I feel awful +Yes you can +Can I boondoggle +Yes you can +Can I fail colossal +Yes you can +Gobble gobble +Yes you can +Can I be a hobbit +Yes you can +Can I find a fossil +Yes you can +Will I wobble +Yes you can +Gobble Gobble +Yes you can +Can I write a novel +Yes you can +Push the throttle +Yes you can +Eat a waffle +Yes you can +Gobble gobble +Yes you can +Can I government topple +Yes you can +Punch Mitch McConnell +Yes you can +Lead the ensemble +Yes you can +Gobble gobble +Yes you can +Play spin the bottle +Yes you can +Or round robin +Yes you can +Chisel the marble +Yes you can +Gobble Gobble +Yes you can" +There's a rabbit in the dark blue forest,"and she always cuts the grass +Her jaw get sore but she ignores it +For the grass needs cutting alas +The grass needs cutting alas +The grass needs cutting alas +wolves in the forest howl +owls in the forest hoot +but to the rabbit the wolves and owls +barely constitute +but a minor distraction +because the real action +is in the songs that +the rabbit sings +to the blue birds wings +as the golden rings +of the sun start setting +and the forest blue +is part of me and you +and the rabbit too +will set the course with the heading +for the dark blue forest +on the way to better better +always everything is growing +in you +Always growing in you +there's a rabbit in the dark blue forest +and she always gets away +from the owls and the wolves with their chorus +of come and be our dinner today +look inside your heart and tug it +you will hear a rabbit sing +her voice a golden nugget +clear as the first day of spring +making a noise +and using her voice +well, that's when" +You ready,"Papa's gonna play and we're gonna sing +Okay +No no no no +Don't press don't press don't press +Okay you ready +Yeah +Here we go +You go first +No you go first +Pippi you go first +You go first +Yeah +La la la la +Don't hit it please +I'm not +Okay +Ooh that's pink +Okay +Pippi your turn +Your turn +Pippi +Sing +Sing +Canyou say that +No no no +Okay you sing +You sing +Mommy +Yeah +You +Me +That's some good dancing +You say me +Can everyone say that +Me me me me me me me +My my my my" +I don’t want to look at it,"I don’t want to even know +Close my eyes and see the world +Go +Nothing to hold on to +Nothing left to say +Every minute someone dies +Anyway +I wanna be distracted +Everybody always thinks +That their time is the end +It’s just around the corner +Now +Nobody has been right +But that doesn’t mean +We aren’t right about it +Now +I wanna be distracted +I don’t wanna sit +With my feelings +All the shit +That’s revealing +Let me scroll +Past it all +In a information waterfall" +The sanctity of the big tent Must,"be preserved Has +there ever been a phrase More +absurd Such +a lack of understanding willful ignorance dangerous conflating +Of a false equivalence gamergate panel Is +not equivalent To +a panel discussing ways To +combat harassment panel about how SJWs +Are just the worst Is +not like presenting tools To +stop harassers The +gamer gate panel was gamer gate through and +through Born +on KiA +but it’s a roiling toxic hell stew The +other panel was about harassment, no gamer gate +at all So +you might wanna check on your big tent, +it’s feeling a little small Your +big tent It +ain’t sanctified, no In +fact I think your big tent just died, +oh Your +big tent Capitulated +To the exact reason the harassment panel Was +created So +It’s never too late to reverse a decision +First address the security concerns Second +don’t let the harasses win The +sanctity of your big tent can still be +preserved" +What can I say with just four strings,"pink guitar and a voice that sings +little off key some of the time +And a song that tries to force the rhyme +I don’t know +I can’t say much +Without a pretty hefty touch +What can I say when I’m all strung out +On gasoline fumes and fear and doubt +body that I don’t recognize +And a short fuse when my anger flies +I don’t know +I can’t say much +Without a pretty hefty touch +What can I say when the song needs more +Than I can give when my soul is sore +Tenderized and pushed along +I don’t have enough to give this song +I don’t know +I can’t say much +Without a pretty hefty touch +What can I say in the wheat field +This dream I’ve got a sword and shield +Defending myself against the tide +Before I drown and ambition dies +What can I say in this moment +So that I can really own it +What can I say to make you see +Something other than the worst in me" +There are people in this world with more,"power than me Who +could take a real stand, could change the +course of history congress full of cowards that +could fix this mess There +must be patriotic heroes at the IRS +Somebody somewhere is staring at their screen At +a video file called Trump +hotel.mov And +it’s my and i can’t just let this +be I’ve +got a duty to this country, I know +it’s up to me I start to sweat, +my vision starts to blur I think about +Apprentice tapes that hide Trump +racial slurs I think about terms of service +and lies and threats Fake +news and insults as rotten as it gets +I think about Khizr +Khan, I think about Sally +Yates I wonder to myself if I got +what it takes I feel like I’m +choking, like my heart will explode I think +about Nazis +and nuclear codes And +I do it I hit suspend Someone’s +got to bring this twitter reign of terror +to an end I’m +leaving anyway So +fuck you I’m +gonna do what Biz +and Jack +are too cowardly to do 11 minutes that’s +all we get But +that 11 minutes were just the fucking best +I’m leaving anyway So +fuck you I’m +gonna do what Biz +and Jack +are too cowardly to do" +In the sky it's full of rocking,"In the sky it's full of rock +Take your home and put it in your pocket +Cause we're going to find a safe place +Cause we're going find a safe place +Hide your tea tears +You cover your faith +He got no worry +In the graveyard +Ain't got no worries +In the graveyard +You can't go south +Another challenge so far +In the sky the bombs exploding +In the sky the bombs exploding +Cause we know we've got to be go to +Take my hand and put it in your pocket +Take my hand put it in your pocket +Be safe from all the rocket" +When you come back home,"And nothing’s the same +And you reach out for +Someone to blame +You never had it to begin with +You’re just an oral tradition +You are still writing your myth +In coffee shops and kitchens +It’s 8pm +It’s all the same +The carousel turns +Just another day +It’s three am +You stare at the street light +You’re holding on +So tight" +When you’ve lost the words,"And you can’t taste your favorite food +I will protect the heart in your chest +I will carry you +When you’re exhausted by a dream +And you forget everything you knew +I will maintain the fire and the flame +I will carry you +When you can’t stand up +And you’ve had too many or too few +I’ll be at your door to pick you up off the floor +I will carry you +When the sidewalk ends +And all you know how to do is lose +I’ll lay the track, put you on to my back +I will carry you" +Michael Bloomberg,"is spending 100 million a week on ads +Can you even fathom can you even imagine +that having 100 million a week just a +throw away Billionaires +don't live like us They +got so much money We've +got to ban the billion Billion +billionaire We've +got to ban the billion Ban +the billionaires Michael +Bloomberg is betting that he can just buy +this election And +honest honestly with the way this country's going +I see where he got that idea We +live in a country that says I got +lots of money So +you gotta listen to me Even +if I got no other qualifications other than +I just made lots of money Cause +money doesn't say what kind of person you +are Money +doesn't say anything about you except that you +probably hate people and treat them like commodities +and you don't care about anyone And +that's not a qualification Michael +Bloomberg is spending 100 million a week on +ads If +I had 100 million a week to spend +I most definitely would not spend it Half +of all the people in this country live +on 18000 or less And +half of all cancer patients go bankrupt Oh +we've got to billion Ban +the billionaires Ban +the billion Ban +the billionaires Ban +the billions Ban +the billionaires Ban +the billion Ban +the b billionaires" +There’s a real life movement,"Of ordinary people +That have been activated +And they’re getting organized +You can join +All you gotta do +Is go to a meeting +And say hey I’m here too +It won’t come from the top +It’s gotta be from the bottom +Is this America’s Spring +Or are we in the autumn +15 dollar +Minimum wage +Healthcare for everybody +Would be a brand new day +If you want to fight +get out of the house +show up to a meeting +and begin to shout +It won’t come from the top +It’s gotta be from the bottom +Is this America’s Spring +Or are we in the autumn +You won’t do it +By yourself +We hold each other up +and we do it so well +Things look bleak +But they’ve been bleaker +We never though +That we could be here" +Say what you’re gonna say,"Get it out of the way +Then look at what you’ve made +Get it out of the way +Kill your assumptions +Fry ‘em up with dumplings +Then hold on to something +Get it out of the way +I’m not built for long term thinking +I’m overboard while the ship is skiing +You’ve got a brand new roller rinking +And I’ve got a brand new key +Do what you’re gonna do +Don’t let me stop you +Forget all you knew +Get it out of the way +Less work and more play +Get out of your way +Look at what you’ve made +Get it out of your way +Say what you’re gonna say +Get it out of the way +And in the arcade +Get out of your way +This life that you’ve got +Is cold and it’s hot +And you’re in the right spot +When you get out of the way" +Well I like to make sounds I like,"to make music When +I'm all alone I make my sounds When +I start I can't stop I think we +should all make sounds I think we should +all make music when we're all alone or +together let's make pretty sounds Cause +once the music starts we'll all start dancing +when the music ends we'll all have forgotten +what it means to hate and when we +carry on with the music in our hearts +and we won't rest until everyone's making sounds +and then we'll have peace Then +we'll have peace Wanna +replace our gun with the UK's +and trumpets and drums Anything +that makes a sound Some +kind of sound Any +kind of pretty pretty noise Mmm +I wish I had a tower to give +my music to the world We +can all have fun with music yeah music +can Music +can change the world yes it can Cause +once music starts we'll all start dancing when +the music ends we'll all have forgotten what +it means to hate And +when we carry on with the music in +our hearts and we won't rest until everyone +is making sounds And +then we'll have peace Then +we'll have peace Yeah +So today's song comes to us directly from +none other than Caveman777 +here on the YouTubes +otherwise known as AJ +he has undertaken his own song a day +experience He +just completed his first month Go +check him out He's +doing really great stuff and so he wrote +this song for us to sing together today +So that's what this song today is Thanks +to aj I had a fun time with +it and go check his stuff out Also +I just want to say a few of +you have left me messages on my Google +voice number that I have in the description +and I just want to say thanks for +all your kind words People +that have left messages I realize that there's +no way for me really to respond to +those So +I just want to say here thanks for +the kind words It's +nice to hear people's voices saying nice things +about me So +that's all Yeah" +I've been plagued by déjà vu,"My dreams are all jumbled and they don't ring true +Dark clouds are gathering with storms of hail +Up on the mountain top +Throwing a rock down and watching it fall +I feel like Peter but I look like Paul +I'm climbing around down on all fours +Up on the mountain top +Just a system of molecules +Subject to laws and rules +Beyond our control +Up, up on the mountain top +It's older than God Himself +It's older than time +Summer escape but will spring return? +Will the sky go dark, will the valley burn? +Listen close, you can hear the melting snow +Up on the mountain top +I've been moved by ruined lives +Nomadic friends and their silent cries +Shining out like a beacon to warn the world +Up on the mountain top +Just a system of molecules +Subject to laws and rules +Beyond our control +Up, up on the mountain top +It's older than God Himself +And it's older than time +If you tell me what to do +I will follow you +If you tell me what to do +Tell me we'll make it through +If you tell me what to do +I will follow you +If you tell me what to do +If you tell me that we'll make it through +If you tell me what to do +Up on the mountain top" +When I wake in the morning,"My eyes are crusted shut +I was dreaming bout something +Don’t remember what +I put my pants on +And go upstairs +But the roof has caved in +And the room is filled with bears +There’s nothing left +Of the old world +We’re just living in +The future +I’m drowning in +My anxiety +When I wake up +I can’t find me +I turn into a bear +Dancing on a ball +People throwing money +Until I kill them all +Now I’m running charging +Through the woods at night +When I wake in the morning +Nothing feels right" +Hi how are you how’s it going,"What’s up what’s new wheat’s going on +How’s it been how’s it hanging +Good morning good evening +What’s the story morning glory +What’s shaking what’s cooking +What’s the low down gimme the news +Lay it on me Sup hey good to see you +it’s been a while long time no see +Greetings earthlings" +As your cells regenerate and die,"Old parts of you are left behind +Change is gonna happen +Whether you like it or not +It'll never stop +One day you're rich and your belly's full +The next you're poor with a rattlin' skull +You live so blind +Signing on the little dots +It'll never stop +And I am knocked unconscious +By the sheer force of time passing +I try to keep my mind wide open +But I am lost down in the mud muck +And I see life going by me +And I feel sad and happy +And the things that I remember +Seem so frivolous and small +But I keep writing it down +Flightless birds know the pain of it +When you gotta stand but you wanna sit +Nothing can prepare you +For a life of disappointment +Bou peak so early know it all +Then steadily decline and fall +Till you're 30 with a magic wand +And you're not sure where to point it +And once you were a great king +Of words and art and everything +And you knew the score that mattered +And you always lost your temper +But after years of taming +And time spent in the gutter +Of fast and hard routining +You say it's not so simple +But I keep writing it down +But I keep writing it down +As your cells regenerate and die +Old parts of you are left behind +Change is gonna happen +Whether you like it or not +It'll never stop" +"Boyfriend, I love you","Don’t throw my shoe at me +After all you put me through +You make me so angry +You say you love all of me +If that’s true leave my shoes on my feet +It’s hard to love you +To live with you +To make this work +Boyfriend, I love you +Don’t throw my shoe at me +The lengths that I’ve gone to +To try to keep you happy +I give you time +I give you money +I let you into my bed +I give you everything +You throw my shoe at my head +Boyfriend, I love you +Don’t throw my shoe at me +I just can’t with your attitude +You make me so angry +Don’t look for me when I’m gone +All that I’m leaving you is this song +You’ll see my spirit +When you hear it +She’ll haunt you till you’re dead" +These two punks,"Always go together +They must love each other +Like only two aliens can +These two punks +On another plane of existence +An inter-dimensional connection +Beyond our solar system +Whoa! What does it all mean +Whoa! Nobody knows +Whoa! It’s still a fever dream +Whoa! And the legend grows +These two punks +I feel like I know them +And still they are strangers +And they will always be +But these two punks +Are also all of us +And if you listen closely +They’ll tell you something new" +Looking to exchange some currency,"My life seems to be filled these days +With half drunk mugs of tea +If I was a soldier or a prophet +Maybe there’d be more of a spring in my strut +That I can’t finish one lousy mug +Says something about me but I’m not sure what +No matter how late I get to bed +I am awake by 8 AM +I spend the day so tired +I can barely even remember who it is I am +But that is misleading +Like an overcast morning in LA +I don’t know who I am +Most of the time anyway +When I was 16 +I cut off all my hair +When I was 17 +I went to Jerusalem +Was that 10 years ago? +Well now I guess it was +I guess it was +I spend more time in a car here in a week +Than I do in a month back in the Bay +I hope Obama’s serious about light rails +And they get started right away +And all the factories that closing +Could get converted into new technology +But I’m about as hopeful about that +As I am that I’ll finish one lousy mug of tea +When I was 16 +I cut off all my hair +When I was 17 +I went to Jerusalem +Was that 10 years ago? +Well now I guess it was +I guess it was +I guess it was" +I can't,"I can't can't let it +I can't +I can't let it +I can't +I can't let it can't let it go" +I don't wanna get old,"Before it all unfolds +I don't wanna dance with death +Hanging over my head +I don't wanna mistake +This cookie for cake +Don't wanna dress up +And have no one come +I don't wanna know +Don't tell me +Don't whisper in my ear +The secret to life, no +Don’t give it away +Don’t sell me on +Letting go of my fear +The secret to life +I don’t wanna lose you +Before I finally break through +I don’t wanna pass out +I don’t want to drown +I don't wanna get caught +Not doing the things I know I ought +I don't wanna dance with death +Hanging over my head +I don’t wanna break hearts +Or learn street smarts +Don’t wanna get hurt +By a suicidal effort +I don’t wanna kowtow +To the dreams I left tween then and now +Don’t wanna dress up +And no one come" +"One, two, three, BOH!","I can be a Jew +if I want to If +I want to, I can be a Jew +So what? Grow +a beard, orthodoxwear a black hat Collect +gelt I can be a jew No +way Baruch +a ta adonai melach alum I can pronounce +it, I can listen to a rabbi in +a synagogue on Saturday +That's the Sabbath +Yeah, but everybody knows it I can Tell +you about Jewish +history, Moses +of Abraham +and the rest I can read the Torah +and worship Yahweh, +monotheism is the best And +I can name the faces of the dreidel, +None, gimmal, hey, shin, I can pronounce it +I am circumcised I eat Hebrew +nationals, my best friend's name is Schmidt +No, you cannot be a Jew +if you wanted to Even +if you wanted to, you could not be +a Jew +No You +could grow your peyas, learn to speak Hebrew +Eat matzah every day, that wouldn't make you +a Jew +No, you can't Cause +you're not neurotic, you're not a hypochondriac And +your mother doesn't fill you up with guilt +Your nose is too small, a nd you're +simply too tall And +you haven't got that bargaining will And +you don't dream of matzah brie And +I'm sure that you're really, really, really good +at sports Your +back isn't hairy and you never find it +scary T +o talk to ladies of all sorts You +could be more of a Jew +than us In +some ways I suppose you could put on +that yarmulke But +your grandpa never mistrusted all goyum And +complained about it all during Hanukkah +Challah But +I can be a Jew +if I want to No, +you could If +I want to No, +you could If +I want to No, +seriously I can be a Jew +if I want to You +could be a Jew +if I want to It +just doesn't work, I want to Did +you cut your yarmulke out of a cap? +No, but that's a visor Look +at that Okay, +cut It's +a real commitment though, I have to admit +that much It's +a little unorthodox What's +up with this Hannah +Montana gelt? Well, +they were sold out of the regular kind +I mean, you know, look, if you want +to be a Jew +this badly This +year on Christmas, +instead of spending it with your family You +can come and have Chinese +food with us Thanks +guys Okay, +but just for the day Yeah, +it's just for Christmas +No longer Christmas, +you're a Jew +Boxing day, you're back to being the Aryan +That you are Sweet +that you are And +give me some of this Not +yet, just on Christmas +Hey, subscribe to their channel Can +I bring it over again? Yeah, +thank you guys That's +good Okay" +If we're put on the earth for any reason at all,"Then the only reason I can think of +Is to connect with one another on some level +To love +It sounds so simple and cliche +But it's so much harder than it seems +Because you want to hide yourself away +And you try to control with great big schemes +Today you'll be a savior +Tomorrow you'll be the fool +But if you wanna get close +You'll embrace the ghost +And you will just be you +It's big, big stuff +Big, big stuff +Intimacy and the way we love +It's big big stuff +And that's all all all +It's all all all +Between the time you shuffle and the time you crawl +That's all all all +There are parts of me that I know so well +I could draw you charts and graphs and maps +And there are parts of me where my darkness dwells +When those parts come I'm knocked out flat +And those are the parts I don't want you to see +But if I'm gonna get the love I want +The love that's there inside of me +I gotta dive in deep to the heart that haunts +It's bound to get messy +It's bound to hurt a lot +There's no getting round +All the things it's bound +If I wanna get what I want +It's big, big stuff +Big, big stuff +Intimacy and the way we love +It's big big stuff +And that's all all all +It's all all all +Between the time you shuffle and the time you crawl +That's all all all" +You can outbelch your father,"And I think that’s pretty cool +You’ve been to London, Edinburgh, Naples, and Rome +You’ve been to Athens, Turkey, Cairo, all over Mexico +You’ve been to Alaska, all over the lower 48 +And today is your birthday +And that’s why we say +Oh, Jane Cowger, Jane Cowger +You can outbelch your father +And I think that’s pretty cool +Carlin is smiling where ever he be +Some day he’ll be joined by my friend Iggy +Friends move on and it’s sad we can’t help +We remember them best whne we’re true to ourselves +I am a nerd +Sing it with me now +I am a nerd, nerd, nerd +nerdy, nerdy, nerd +I am a nerd +Happy birthday, Jane +I am a nerd +Happy birthday, Jane +I am a nerd, nerd, nerd +Yeah!" +Hold the hammer in your hand,"Your hard hard hand +The whole world is your nail +Now you're gonna make a stand +Angry and confused +You are battered and you're bruised +But no one sees +So you make the evening news +It's so easy it's so easy to say you've had enough +Everybody's crazy and life is tough +Hold the hammer hold the hammer raise it up +We should have expected you" +My shorts have a rip in them,"Now that summer is here +I put them on the other day +And one thing became clear +I’m a long way from +the body that i had +My shorts have a rip in them +and I’m feeling pretty bad +Maybe the word rip +doesn’t say it right +The shorts have split in half, +it gave me quite a fright +They’re the only shorts I have +That aren’t the shortest ever +I guess I need new shorts +To go with this new weather +I got a rip rip rip +In my shorts shorts shorts +I got a rip rip rip +In my shorts shorts shorts +Now that the weather +is good for happiness and sports +I’ve got a rip rip rip +In my shorts shorts shorts" +I'm hanging Ikea stuff,"I'm hanging Ikea stuff +I'm hanging Ikea stuff +Ikea Stuff! +I'm hanging Ikea stuff +And the stud finder doesn't work +This isn't going very well +And I feel just like a jerk +Oh I wish I had a fairy godmother +To help me put all this stuff together +I'm hanging Ikea stuff +I'm hanging Ikea stuff +I'm hanging Ikea stuff +Ikea Stuff!" +Everybody could do,"With a little bit of consensus, baby +If you need to be soothed +With magical meanders, maybe +Whether you’re at school +Or cleaning up alien messes, oh no +Everybody could do +With a little bit of consensus, you know +Everything seems magical at first +And you’re riding fancy free +Til you’re confronted by the worst +And you ask why’s this happening to me +The world will always turn +If you’re awake or you’re asleep +And the moment you learn +Is the moment that you’re free +In the twinkle of a penguins eye +And the rocks that he collects +The emperor of his sleigh ride +He commands and he demands respect +But if that rock doesn’t do the trick +And no one listens to his squak +The ties that bond no longer stick +And then it’s time for a penguin walk" +Gary the Walrus has ADD,"Arctic life is just too slow +""This environment doesn't suit me +I think it's time for me to go"" +So he packed a suitcase full of fish +He brushed his tusk and said a prayer +He took one last look at his arctic home +And said, ""See you later, oh look, a bear"" +Gary the walrus with ADD +Gary the walrus with ADD +He learned to drum in Africa +He played Starcraft with korea kids +But he couldn't stay focused on anything +No matter where he went +No matter what he did +He hopped a ferry and across the sea +He looked up at lady liberty +Most beautiful sight he'd seen anywhere +He disembarked, ""Hey, look! A bear!"" +And Gary found himself in Manhattan +Where his ADD was an asset, not a liability +He took in the smells, he took in the sounds +And he played his harmonica" +it's my birthday,"yo i'm 28 +things are going well +i'm feeling great +i looked like a spider +monkey when i was born +now listen to some midi horns +yo it's my birthday +1982 +i was born on back then +and then i grew +that's what people do +they're born they grow +and then they die" +Don't waste my time,"I haven't got all day +You walk around like you +Own the place +Pass me the salt +Pour me a drink +You need me +More than you think +Cause every day the sun +Gets a little bit closer +Every day the ocean is a +Little bit warmer +Every day I feel +Just a little more tired +Every day +Gone gone +It's time for action +Every day the sun +Gets a little bit closer +Every day the ocean is a +Little bit warmer +Every day I feel +Just a little more tired +Every day +Gone gone +It's time for action +So dust off your boots +Hang up your coat +Throw me in the pool +See if I float +Go get a mirror +Pretend it's not you +If it's not you I see +Then tell me who +Who do you see +When you look at me? +Who do you see +When you look at me? +Who do you see +When you look at me? +When you look at me +When you look at me +Don't waste my time +I haven't got all day +You walk around like you +Own the place" +Heartbreak,"Give or take a line or two +What you say is on the maze +You will never take me +I can make you move +But +I can't make you stay big +One time that's enough +Two times you fall in love +Break down take away air your mind to say +You will never find me there +When you look in +When you're +When you're looking +Take me down and put me with the other one +Take me down and put me with the +The other one +The other one +Everything that you had gone to so far lengths +Making sure that the pool is fine +And you don't got nothing to say +But +I can make you pay it +Even if you don't believe that's true +What you say" +If Jesus were alive today,"He’d take a look at the world +And he would say +“Remember all the stuff +About love and forgiveness? +Yeah I changed my mind +So let’s get down to business” +“It’s all about hate of those +That are different than you +And fear, a fear +Of anything new +If it’s strange then you should kill it +I’m the son of God +And that’s my will +Let’s burn the Koran +(Let’s burn the Koran) +Let’s kill every Muslim +(Let’s kill every Muslim) +It’s a mighty good plan +(It’s a mighty good plan) +God wants us to +(God wants us to) +Let’s burn the Koran +(Let’s burn the Koran) +And teach ‘em a lesson +(Teach ‘em a lesson) +Feel the hand of God +Smite them down +Oooh ooh ooh” +Last time I checked +This was America +And I have the right +To burn what I want +Is Islam even a religion anyway? +They don’t count Jesus +And those ropes are kind of gay +Cuz they’re all terrorists +And they wanna kill us +Our freedom to shop +And we’re free to burn books +Read the Bible +There’s only one God +And they don’t got him +They don’t got him at all +Let’s burn the Koran +(Let’s burn the Koran) +Let’s kill every Muslim +(Let’s kill every Muslim) +Oh it’s a mighty good plan +(It’s a mighty good plan) +God wants us to +(God wants us to) +Let’s burn the Koran +(Let’s burn the Koran) +It’ll teach ‘em a lesson +(Teach ‘em a lesson) +Feel the hand of God +Smite them down +Oooh ooh ooh” +Hate speaks louder than love +Look in our logo, a dove +The dove means death from above +If you don’t believe +What we believe +Then you are covered in sin +But we aren’t inviting you in +And you will never be forgiven +It’s blasphemous +It’s blasphemous +When Jesus returns for Judgment Day +He’ll see what we’ve done +And he’ll whisk us away +Forty virgins for every guy +And that great big Wal-Mart in the sky +And you +Well you’re going to hell +If you’re gay, black, or brown +Or I just can’t tell +If you don’t look like me +If you don’t believe +What I believe +I’ll burn your Korans +(Let’s burn the Koran) +Kill every Muslim +(Let’s kill every Muslim) +It’s a mighty good plan +(It’s a mighty good plan) +God wants us to +(God wants us to) +We’ll burn the Koran +(We’ll burn the Koran) +And teach ‘em a lesson +(Teach ‘em a lesson) +Feel the hand of God +Smite them down +Oooh ooh ooh”" +Just look outside,"there's a new sun shining +and the old sun's dying +let it go peaceful +green things grow +where they weren't before +hot winds blow +down in from the ocean" +The thing about writing a song today is,"some of them are gonna suck Many +will be just plain mediocre But +you shouldn't give a no Cause +some of them will be just excellent Like +the best things you ever wrote It's +simple probability So +listen to me note for note Just +sing it paint it build it up to +the sky Oh +write it and play it Bake +a billion different fires Just +do the things that you love to do +And do them all day long Allow +yourself just to suck sometimes And +let yourself be strong Whoa +whoa whoa whoa whoa The +thing about doing anything a day is you +never know where you'll be today I I'm +on a train heading back from New +York City +But if you do the thing that you +love the most Then +stay interested You'll +have a pile to show the world And +you'll be glad that you did So +sing it and paint it and build it +up to the sky Oh +write it and play it Bake +a billion different pies Just +do the things that you love to do +And do them all day long Just +let yourself just suck sometimes And +let yourself be strong Oh +whoa Mm +ho ho But +sometimes you don't feel well You +just feel so uninspired the feelings off Maybe +you've got a cough Or +maybe your house burned in a fire But +if you do the things that you love +to do It +brings out the best And +it'll help you work it through And +no one can take that away So +sing it and paint it and build it +up to the sky Oh +write it and play it Bake +a billion different pies Cause +just do the things that you love to +do And +do them all day long Let +yourself just suck sometimes And +let yourself be strong" +I've always tried to do the things I,"know are right I'd +rather fly away than make a stand and +fight Here +I am, a murderer without a cause A +murderer, a murderer Who +is talking me but does that explain my +temper lost? No, +it doesn't Because +I long for the way that we were +And I will kill you to get back +to her Here +I am, a murderer in cold blood Oh +yeah, worst of all, it feels good Oh +yeah, worst of all, it feels good I +must find my way back to Princess +Peach Oh +yeah, must be out of my mind Because +she couldn't be more out of reach The +Cookebook King, +to gossip find where his castle is Just +to find, just to find But +even when I do, the skills are simply +no match for his No, +they isn't Because +I long for the way that we were +And I will fight you to get back +to her Here +I wish I had a friend who knew +the way I wish I had a way +to know she's okay Oh +Lord, have mercy, I tremble before you I +know not what you wish me to do +Oh God, +it's over And +then back in This +happens a lot with..." +Ate some beef stew and drank a big coke:,"Eastman museum tryina find the theatre +Hallways, hallways, renaissance paintings +Desperately want to get to the theatre +Before the tournament starting +Every new room, just like a museum +Wood floors white walls leather bench in the middle +However no sign of the theatre +Where the tournaments starting +Went out into the garden +Maybe outside is less labyrinthine +Mike is there weird with his beard +And he gave directions +He said the popcorn is running out +Rushing and starting to hear video game sounds +Pings and dinks of mario music +Feeling inside the cortisol rising +Because the tournaments starting +Ran towards it knowing i was missing my favorite +Time of the year it’s Go For Pro finals +Missing all the stuff that I love +When the tournaments starting +Chug beers with Brian Langan +Talk reality tv with Julie +Draw penis’ in mario paint +Laughing at Phil’s penis’ +Tell dave maybe next year +Sega games will get played +Just then saw the overhang +On the drive way +Shadowy guys wearing knit hats and scarves +Huddled in a circle smoking +Shouted and waved and then I woke up +Hmmm" +I got some puppies,"They were cute +And allcovered in fur +They ran around +And yipped and yapped +Normal puppies they were +I trained them up +And up they grew +100 pounds or more +Eating chickens +Rearing up +Too strange to ignore +My puppies were actually bears +My puppies were actually bears +I was caught so unawares +My puppies were actually bears +One day +My puppies said +We’re going back to the mountains +They took their toys +And they left +I was crying and I was shouting +They were smarter than +The average dog +They knew what buttons to push +And now they’re living +Out in the fog +Of the old hilltop in the bush +Do they remember me?" +See who you are,"See who you are +See who you are +See who you are +If you don’t like it +Then change +You can do it +In a million different ways +Go for a ride +Go for a ride +I’m on your side +I’m on your side +At the supermarket +Smile at everyone you see +Fake the smile, if you’ve got to +Till it’s reality +Get off the internet +Off the internet +Build a nest +Out of twigs +Throw the nest +Out the window +Then watch it fly +Time sure is weird me oh my +In a couple of years +We’ll all be +Two years older +Ain’t that some sheeeeeet +Build a rocket +And go faster than light +You may get younger, you just might +See who you are +See who you are +See who you are +See who you are +If you don’t like it +Then change +You can do it +In a million different ways" +"I'm not feeling it, feeling it, feeling it","I'm not feeling it today I'm +not feeling it, feeling it, feeling it I'm +not feeling it today I'm +not feeling it at all I don't know +what I'm +supposed to do, but I gotta write this +song for you So +I'm not feeling it, feeling it, feeling it +I'm not feeling it today I'm +not feeling it, feeling it, feeling it I'm +not feeling it today Oh, +I sit here with my grin, but I +can't let it in Just +looking for that sweet belief, am I just +a jester or a freak? I'm +feeling it, I'm +not feeling it, I'm +not feeling it today I'm +not feeling it, feeling it, feeling it I'm +not feeling it today I'm +not feeling it, feeling it, feeling it I'm +not feeling it today One +more verse Oh, +I gotta do laundry, oh I gotta put +things away And +I gotta do this too, oh I gotta +do it for you I'm +not feeling, feeling, feeling it, I'm +not feeling it today I'm +not feeling, feeling, feeling it, I'm +not feeling it today" +The pieces of the chess set,"Have all been knocked around +The players sit there staring +They forgot what they were thinking about +The table’s made of metal +And the floor is made of wood +And the ground is made of you and me +It’s where our ancestors stood +You got what I got +I got what you got +You know what I know +I know what you know" +They served me rice with a side of,"nice nice thoughts When +I was all filled up they wrapped me +up in a box My +thoughts came to life Like +a mystery come to light And +all the answers were right there I Had +a sentiment So +the misdirection was a cool confectionary dish I +could pick and choose and use any spoon +i wished It +was fish or some such Seasoned +and out of touch I didn’t quite care +for it much But +i didn’t Let +them know My +heart was slow I didn’t want them to +go Ballistic +The food was so so The +company below Average +that’s how it goes Now +that i think of it Another +verse is gonna be much worse than if +i didn’t write I should end the song +before too long because frankly i Don’t +know what this is about it’s a foundationless +house i’m just a mouse with no cheese +at all" +"Please, vote for me","If you love me and you want me to succeed +Vote for me +Please, vote for me +In this video contest +In which I’ve chosen to compete +Whoa, vote for me +Ooooh, vote for me +It’ll only take a second and it’ll make you feel good +Yes ah yes +Vote for me +Whoa, vote for me +If you ever ??? then you know you should +Whoa whoa whoa, vote for me +Vote for me +Vote for me, right there +Just click on the link right there +Click on the link right there x2 +Right there +Vote for me, please" +galaxies stick together,"We're feeling absolute all right now +Space, camera, jelly, tea +Wow such space, we are not alone +Flyin' through the galaxy +On a lonely little planet +Space is the next frontier +We're lookin' at the past and the future +And the future Is nice in space +Let's board a rocket and explore +The event horizon is my horizon +Red red red red red rocket' +It's sometimes difficult to breathe here +No shameless rockin' pool ad because the name fits +One day we'll be there too +We can merge our galaxy +Space is real +Space is real +Space is real +nebula is a the distinct body Of interstellar clouds +""Why aren't you doing what you wanted to do daddy"" +Cause I'm watchin' the space +Cause I'm watchin' the space +That's a real gas cloud I say to my daughter +Not the gas cloud you know so well at home +That's a fart joke In the middle of the song +James Webb meets web3 +There's probably some lonely aliens +In those pictures +In those pictures +In those pictures +In those pictures +Lonely lonely aliens +In those pictures +If they only knew +That we are some lonely lonely aliens +Aliens too +Whoa whoa +We are our souls +Those lonely aliens +Most nebulae can be described +As diffuse nebulae +Which means that they +Extend and contain +Oh, well defined boundaries +Red, red pocket +There's an octopus on the stream +Can we find the mycelium +The Ethereum symbol in space +Earth has joined the chat +But all the songs that make me happy +Say that thing again kevstar +All the lonely aliens +Singing their songs +All the lonely aliens +Saying to their dads +Get up daddy and do what I want +Don't just look up at space +All day long +Oh get up daddy +Don't just stare up at space +All day long +All day long +No longer lonely +In the music +The poap is getting there +In the music +No longer lonely +In the music +The poap is getting there +In the music +No longer lonely +In the music +We are aliens +In the music +No longer lonely +In the music +We are lonely little aliens +Oh yeah Oh, +See if exporting doesn't ruin this stream" +I remember Lang,"Sitting with his computer +Doing something in MAXMSP +He said Jonathan, come here +He had me tap on the built in microphone with my hand +And this led to some kind some crazy +Sound coming out +Some kind of crazy wacked out sound +And I went back to my room +And I downloaded a cracked copy of max +But I never learned +How to use it +It was totally beyond me +Lang is very tall +He makes electronic sounds +With insane human machine interfaces +Lang is always smiling +And now he's teaching at NYU +We're both out here hustling' +Putin' ourselves through our paces +Lang lang lang +His creations go crash boom clang +He covered his room in tin foil in college +Lang lang lang +What he makes goes bleep boop bang +He was on the history channel dropping knowledge +Crazy electronic sounds +crazy visual dances +insane human machine interfaces +max msp +commons tall +friendly +history channel +always smiling +teaching nyu +yamaha pianos +doing a thing a day" +He flew,"Flew +Chickens can’t fly +Penguins can’t fly +Ostriches can’t fly +I can fly +Chickens can’t fly +Penguins can’t fly +Ostriches can’t fly +I can fly +Man did what some birds just couldn’t do x2 +He flew +Flew +He flew" +saw a shark in the pond is it,"there is it not there sharks don't live +in ponds there's a mountain i can see +they call it camels hump our pond is +shaped like a foot print like a great +big camels foot print saw the tip of +his fin when i was having lunch I’m +scared of the leeches here's a rock i +like to pee on sands brought in for +the beach if i run real fast i'll +catch up to you and then you'll see +what i am made of i watch you +play kung fu everyday but you don't watch +me play in my mind the pond is +full of sharks but i know it can't +be that way if i run real fast +i'll catch up to you and then you'll +see what i am made of And +I wait for hours With +a blank tape in the boombox Hoping +for Weird +Al to come on At +night I’m +having dreams Of +giant frogs and trees Croaking +and growing in the pond There’s +a rock in the woods And +it’s as big as our house And +I’m sure there’s a cave I pack some +snacks and spend All +day out there but I can’t find the +way When +I lie on my back in the grass +I’m not afraid I can see the shark +he’s swimming Playing +king fu you throw the controller And +you start back at the beginning" +You called my name on the bayou I,"read every book written by you Can +you hear that sound all noisin’ Tiny +little frogs looking for love filled with poison +Take another sip Of +time slip Breathe +it out, breathe it out Break +another cage It’s +so outrageous Breathe +it out, breathe it out Swordfish +trombone is such a good album Right +on the edge of where he was and +where he was going Can +you continue to grow as an artist Even +when you get old does it have to +be so the best days are behind us +I love and hate everything the Internet +Does and is and will be someday yet +I can’t just leave it behind like a +bad relationship We’ve +got to carry on the best that we +can find a way to deal with it" +My future threatened cuz the boss found out,"about me Handing +pamphlets out in the parking lot To +organize a union that was fair and free +Tell me what country would you say that +I was living in, darling You +may be surprised to learn that I was +living on your street, baby Baby, +living on your street, baby This +kind of thing, it happens every day People +standing up and their bosses putting them down +In fact, it’s in WalMart’s +DNA The +manager’s job: to keep the unions out But +I know that things are gonna change with +the EFCA! +There is no need to be afraid Cuz +the workers will get their share! I said +the workers will get their share It’s +been a long time coming I hear those +drummers drumming I hear the workers rising I +find that sound so moving I know that +things are gonna change with the EFCA! +There is no need to be afraid Cuz +the workers will get their share! I said +the workers will get their share" +We had to go down this tree,"Cause +I might have fallen on you and me +And that would hurt luck +It was a big tree +I didn't wanna cut it down +And +I feel really sad right now +But we had to do it +Cause it was +There are many trees +So many trees +So many trees +Dying everywhere +We had to go down the street +Now it's just a stop +I saw it from time to time +And wonder where the tree souls go after we cut them down +They go to tree heaven +Reunited with their tree family +So many trees so many trees +So many +So many trees +Are dying everywhere +You fall in love never make you again +Little shoots coming up from the ground +And they grow begin +Little shoots coming up from the ground +And so many dreams" +When she farts,"It’s always funny +Even if it smells +When I fart, it’s sometimes funny +Depending on a lot of factors +But when the dog farts +It can be hilarious +To downright Goddamn dangerous +That air is toxic +Better hold your breath +Dog farts +How unfortunate, oh +Dog farts +Someone open a window +Dog farts +I think he woke himself up with that one +Dog farts +How can a creature so little +Dog farts +Make a smell so huge +Dog farts +He’ll be sleeping alone tonight +My friends and I are all obsessed with poop +We talk about it all the time +How many times a day do we go +Are you getting enough fiber +I thought this was something only old people do +But we’re in our late twenties +All we talk about is poo +Are we just weirdos? +Or is this everyone? +Dog farts +How unfortunate, oh +Dog farts +Someone open a window +Dog farts +I think he woke himself up with that one +Dog farts +How can a creature so little +Dog farts +Make a smell so huge +Dog farts +He’ll be sleeping alone tonight +I saw Louis CK on the Daily Show +Explaining why farts are funny +It comes out your ass +And it smells like poop +And it makes a little trumpet noise +That’s so concise and so spot-on +I wonder if Louis CK has a dog +There’s another layer of humor +Cuz the dog doesn’t know it’s funny" +Is the hottest day on record Just,"like yesterday and I'm +sitting in this room I gotta turn off +the A +C to do my song to do my +song it's how to stay on record and +just like yesterday and the day before that +and the day before that Every +day is the hottest day Every +day is the hottest day it's the hottest +day on record and I went for a +walk and I listened to Charlie +xcx I had never listened to her music +before It +was alright There +are some songs I really like It's +the hottest day on record Is +the hottest day oh someday we'll look back +on this Remember +when you could go outside Someday +we'll say oh remember fish Remember +strawberries and bananas It's +the hottest day on record Just +like yesterday and the day before that and +the day before that and I'm +now sitting here already starting to sweat I've +got the A +C off Cause +it's the hottest day But +I gotta do my song right now it's +the hottest hottest day it's the hottest day +it's the hot it's the hot hot hot +this day on record" +I dreamt I won,"Every video contest I entered +I was rich beyond belief +I dreamt we were +Married in Tokyo +And our lives were free +Of sadness or of grief +For all time +It'll never be that way +That's ok +I love you today +And you love me the same way +All days go by +And I continue to try +To bring order to my life +Chaos ensues +Whether I win or whether I lose +But on and on I fight +I fight +I do what I can today +And that's ok +I love you let's play +You love me the same way +You love me the same way +The same way +Oooooooh" +They want to be their leader Some,"are fat, some are tall and some don’t +look like elves at all But +everyone says they think that I’m +the bomb They +say the waited for 10,000 years They +say they’ve prayed and shed golden tears They +tag along when I go to the grocery +store You +can’t see them, but they’re there Now +I’ve got no children, got no wife Got +no mitigating circumstances in my life So +I’m free to lead these elves They +took me down to their elfin palace Fed +me sap from a silver chalice Sang +my name and their brilliant elfin song Johnny +Tumbleton, king of the Elves +king of the Elves +king of the Elves +Johnny Tumbleton, +king of the Elves +king of the Elves +king of the Elves +I quit my job, I sold my house +and I packed up to live way out +in the trees Beneath +the summer sun No +one came to look for me, there was +no one who would be alarmed by my +sudden disappearance We +played, and jumped as it got dark We +danced and sang and ate tree bark Time +seemed to move so fast I met a +cute little Elfin +lass She +took my hand and she became my queen +Married on the first of May +And she took my breath away, she sang +her brilliant Elfin +song Johnny +Tumbleton, king of the Elves +king of the Elves +king of the Elves +Johnny Tumbleton, +king of the Elves +king of the Elves +king of the Elves +The elves listen to what I say, I +got tons of responsibility I run this elfin +town, from the treetops on down Our +son was born Febrauary +10, half human and half elfin He’s +the best, he’s the best, he’s the best +of both worlds Time +goes on and love, it grows In +the forest where nobody knows We +go about our elfin lives On +summer nights when the wind blows clear If +you listen close you may just hear the +elves and me Singing +our elfin song Johnny +Tumbleton, king of the Elves +king of the Elves +king of the Elves +Johnny Tumbleton, +king of the Elves +king of the Elves +king of the Elves +Johnny Tumbleton, +king of the Elves +king of the Elves +king of the Elves +Johnny Tumbleton, +king of the Elves +king of the Elves +king of the Elves" +I was speaking to the elves,"Who live in all the trees +About life’s mysteries +And troublesome vagaries +And when it came to NFTs +They asked me if they could +Start to mint their own +Out here in the woods +We started minting in the morning +And we couldn’t stop +We minted till the sun went down +And then we belly flopped +Right on to our mattresses +And slept the whole night long +Dreaming of a better world +And singing this song" +On February 24th 1987,"Observers in the sourthern hemi +Sphere saw a new object +In the large Magellanic +Cloud a small satellite +Galaxy to the Milky Way +It was one of the brightest supernova +Explosions in centu-rays +Oh what fools these mortals be +There is geometry +in the humming of the strings +There is music in the spacing of the spheres +This shows a dense ring of gas +Which was ejected by the star +Before it went supernova begins to glow brighter +As the shockwave passes through +As the focus sweeps around the image +The data are converted into the sound +Of a crystal singing bowl with brighter light +being heard as higher and louder notes" +"Modern humans have existed for 200,000 years 117","billion humans have ever lived Every +single one had friends and favorite places they +would go Now +look me in the eyes and tell me +what you think you know Who +were they? The +oldest writing that we have is only 6000 +years old That’s +154,000 years when humans left no writing at +all No +one knows the songs they sang, no one +knows the things they did And +you have the audacity to say now is +the greatest time to live Who +were they Like +you think out of all those times That +you just happen to live At +the peak of all human existence, as if +that isn’t the height of hubris Every +single one had friends and favorite places they +would go Look +me in the eye and tell me what +you think you know" +Do you have another way Cause,"if you do I'd +like to say let's try it out we +could go right now we could leave this +house behind and we could fly away I +would go anywhere I would go anywhere that +you want Anywhere +that you want do you got an idea +Cause if you do then I feel well +enough alone but if you got something more +then I'll +say before you tell me what it is +You'll show you show you show me And +then you grow with me You +know you know me and then you grow +with me I found my way back home +when we sailed away on the moon I +found my way back home when we when +we sailed back to the moon and the +stars and Mars +and Saturn +and Uranus +too and everywhere and the sun and the +sun looked at you and it said why +why why don't you come back here Do +do do do do do to do to +do I made this song up" +I have this problem I don't know how,"to solve and I don't even really want +to talk about what it involves me me +me I never feel like I'm +good enough Like +I'm and I compare myself to everyone else +to everyone else me and make it about +me all about me me make it about +me all me don't know what it would +take to find it within myself to forgive +myself and I have everything I want there's +nothing that I lack and so I feel +bad for feeling bad oh feeling bad about +me so about me either" +Let us consider two important factors The,"two poles of creation are the artist and +the spectator Sharks +out of toilet Toilet +sharks Our +toilet In +the creative act the art just goes from +intention to realization through a chain of dopamine +subjective reactions Shards +of toilet Toilet +shark Our +toilet spectator brings a wake in contact with +the external world by deciphering and interpreting its +inner qualifications and thus adds his contributions to +the creative act See +there's no more elemental shock anymore My +idea was to choose an object that wouldn't +attract me either by its beauty or its +ugliness to find a point of indifference And +it's difficult because anything becomes beautiful if you +get it long enough Silence +Out Toilet +Toilet shine Toilet +shine I'm +a toilet Toilet +shine Toilet +shine Out +Toilet toilet shines Sa" +North korea fired,"more missiles +Trump pardoned +Joe Arpaio +Signed the order +To ban trans military +Gorka is out +from the white house +Mueller’s supoenas +went out +And Harvey is hitting the coast +Be safe every one +Just another friday night +reality has come undone +My thoughts are with texas +be safe everyone +So in the last five minutes: +Trump pardoned Arpaio +Officially banned trans folks +Mueller’s subpoenas went out +Gorka resigned +More N. Korea missiles +and Harvey hits hard" +I was so angry at you,"I didn’t know what to do +This too shall pass +But I was just a hulking mass +Of sadness oooo +You had gotten a tattoo +And it haunted me at night +I slept out on the beach +And wandered through the starlight +Without you +And you were so much older than me +I didn’t understand +How someone could love you one day +Then vanish like the sand +Between my toes +I remember saying to myself +There she goes +One last time in your dorm +Lauren Hill on the radio +I’d never felt so cold and warm +I jumped into my truck and drove +All night long +I wrote lots of angry songs +I sang them for my dad and mom +I sang them in Jerusalem +Sleeping in a basement +Without you +And the tragedy that awaited you +Was still a ways away +I wished the worst on you +And I regret it to this day +I do suppose +I remember saying to myself +There she goes" +She died of natural causes,"There were no applauses +It was a good life +It was a good life +She died +She gave more than she took +And nobody noticed the look +On her face when she was sleeping +She died +There won’t be anybody like her +Coming this way again +Anytime soon +Here to the moon +And beyond +She was never a come too lately +Always told is straightly +She was a master +Of disaster +On the run +And in a hail of bullets +The sun became obscured +The foxes and the chickens +Could only hear one word +And they whispered it to the turtles +To the bears and to the birds +I’m free" +She took her sister on an adventure from,"the island that they lived on They +built a raft out of junk on the +beach They +tried to sail to Iceland +but the didn’t get too far She +saw on the horizon something calling and just +out of reach So +she's gonna go to Iceland +And make some drawings and some dances Sleep +underneath a tree and sing into a volcano +She's gonna go to Iceland +And walk all the city streets And +see the ways the people gesture to each +other She +imagined folders with very specific titles Like +the way french people look at the sky +Or how people in Iceland +prefer to sit She +was not a very childlike child So +she's gonna go to Iceland +Cuz she's also not an adult like adult +She's gonna write the Encyclopedia +Icelandia She's +gonna go to Iceland +And do site specific dances Every +thursday night because she said she would. . +If I had created this adventure then it +would have included a few more fairies, probably +an elfin king of some sort and a +ship that piloted itself. When +I arrived in Iceland +I would make drawings and dances about the +things I saw and have them stored in +large wooden boxes marked ""drawings"" and ""dances."" I +would spend a long time looking at things +and it would not be weird because in +this dream of an adventure it is my +job to look at things. Maybe +I would sleep under a tree and upon +waking walk to the edge of a volcano +in order to sing very loudly into it. +I would walk the streets of cities and +look at the way people gesture towards one +another. I would have imagined writing the Encyclodpedia +Icelandica of Gestures +and Signs +and I would refer to it when I +got to France +to see if there was maybe a secret +moving language that every person shared. I was +a very calm kid; matter of fact and +orderly and also covered in dirt. Even +then I would have imagined folders with titles +like ""The way French +people look at the sky"" or ""How the +people in Iceland +prefer to sit"" or ""misc. ideas based on +the hand movements of the french woman and +what it might mean she is saying to +herself."" I was not a very childlike child +and I am not a very adult like +adult and so as I plan to go +to residencies in Iceland +and France +this summer, I have folders for glances and +sketch books for types of sighing, and a +wild belief that it is possible to translate +daydreams into yeses and drawings and dances. When +I was a little girl I told my +mother that when I grew up I would +teach ballet on thursday nights. While +in Iceland +and Europe +I plan to post a site specific dance +performance every thursday evening because I always do +exactly what I say I'm +going to. - The +End" +"Over 100,000 dead","Millions unemployed +The president is playing golf +And when they lost their jobs +Health insurance also lost +The president is playing golf +Jackboot federal troops +Loyal to God knows who +The president is playing golf +Putin pays the Taliban +Killing troops in Afghanistan +The president is playing golf +Little kids still in cages +Then he says something outrageous +And then he’ll go and play some golf +He is cruel and he’s unkind +His supporters follow blind +The president is playing golf +He’s gunning for civil war +That’s what the federal troops are for +The president is playing golf +To get the economy humming +He will sacrifice your children +The president is playing golf" +on a board ten by ten,"with 33 men +6 bombs +and one flag incognito +2 lakes in the middle +can you solve the riddle +of strategic strategy +that's stratego +one marshall can't die +by any hands but the spy's +the miners defuse bombs so we go +ahead with full steam +with a finely laid scheme +of strategic strategy +that's stratego +send your scouts out along +finds a cluster of bombs +i say adios amigo +you think my flag's there +but it could be anywhere +of strategic strategy +that's stratego +and it's sing boys sing +they'll never find a thing +they're the id to our super ego +don't dally don't wait +let's set those fiends straight +with strategic strategy +that's stratego" +Sitting by a pond,"Wondering what life means +Wondering what life means +Standing near some flowers +Dancing near the wall +People running by me +I hope they do not fall +Standing ‘neath the big tree +It’s a sequoia +I really like it +It brings me lots of joy-a +Sitting in the circle +Smaller circles inside +Little kids are running around +The strange trip, a strange ride +Lily pad with dropflies +Pigeons running nearby +Tiny scuff on dropflies +You can barely see through naked eye +Lots of pretty orange flowers +Bumblebees flying around +I hope I don’t get stung by him +I think I’m go smell one now +Ouch! +Just kidding +Sitting by some cacti +But it’s not the desert +If I were to touch them +I would surely get hurt +Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch" +Taco emoji taco emoji,"Hillary +Benghazi emoji +Hillary +Benghazi taco emoji +Taco emoji +Taco emoji +Hillary +Benghazi taco emoji" +we're back Da-da-da-da,"Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da Good +doggy, doggy, doggy, oh oh oh Good +doggie, doggie, good doggie, good doggie, doggie, uh, +uh, uh." +I like big frames and I cannot lie,"Four lines don’t do enough to define the +signs of up and right times Framed +for a crime that I didn’t commit, that +shit was someone else, should read my git +Who Framed +Roger Rabbit? +plug it in, link it out excelsior Pages +or appdir everyone wants their 15 minutes of +frame I got Cookies, +cookies in a frame onchain we're based and +framed and bringing the world onchain everyone wants +their 15 minutes of frame simple frame changed +the game by showing that crypto is not +lame Bought +my thin mints from a frame, girl scouts +are upping their game. siloes are lame, think +outside the frame. so much $DEGEN spamming my +feeds, gonna need to switch to $POINTS so +we all can breathe blue, yellow, five, ten, +micro bio technology, farcast prodigy cant frame the +methodology Don't +mind me I'm +just playing doom in these frames I mint +that NFT +For free Clicking +on that frame Can't +beat my game When +social media’s become a tiresome drain, Frames +are here to rescue your brain Wanna +be Framin' +something, got ta be framin' something We +simply tap mint, no cash spent too framed +up on a Tuesday +night Do +you know frame can bring you freedom. Frames +take away my pain, my pain It +doesn’t matter how you frame it, frames will +make the changes I’d +click on a Frame +for ya (yeah, yeah, yeah)" +Standing at the gate,"Can i get through +Can I get through +Raining half awake +What do I do +What do I do +nice work today +don’t mention it +thanks for your help +don’t mention it +Walking to the train +Will i get on +Will i get on +Standing on the platform +Faliling off the sidewalk dreaming" +I am yours,"You are mine +In this world so crazy +I’ll follow you +Down the line +Hold me so amazing +Nobody gets me like you do +Nobody gets me +I’m like the missing piece of you +It’s just geometry +You and I belong together +You and I conquer any endeavor +They might say +Look at them +They are so unlikely +But when it rains +I am your thunder +And you are my lightening +Every time +We take a spin +Around this crazy planet +I find myself +Crying out +Thankful you are in it +This ol world +Will take your heart +And everyday try to break it +As long as you +Are by my side +I know that we can make it" +I woke up from a fever dream I,"saw you staring back at me You +broke upon me like a wave You +told me the only life I’d +save Was +mine And +you showed me colors that I’d +never seen before Colors +that nobody has a name for Kinda +like the ancient greeks didn’t have a word +for blue And +I don’t have a word for how I +feel about you I woke up with the +smell of rain Tigers +in the backseat, there was an oncoming train +Didn’t know where we were going, but I +knew we have to move You +told me I had nothing left to prove +To me" +food poisoning makes you want to die food,"poisoning feels like stabbing yourself in the eye +puking then dry heaving then fever and then +chills t hen your body's aching because and +you can't take pain relieving pills cause you +have food poisoning and you don't know from +whence it came f ood poisoning is god's +sick little game" +I don’t keep my feelings in,"I let them go, I let them go +When I sing or I’m screaming +I let them go, I let them go +Every year around this time +When the dark is closing in +The sky starts to match my mind +And that’s when I begin +To ask why am I doing this +I let it go, I let it go +What boxes am I trying to fit +I let it go, I let it go +My heart races when I’m trying to sleep +And I’m down when I wake up +I’m trying so hard to be something +That I forget to stop +Looking for something that’ll never come +I let that go, I let that go +All the answers and feeling dumb +I let it go, I let it go +Every year around this time +I dance in the widening gyre +It takes all of my mind +To not light it all on fire" +Even if the Goldman Sachs speeches leak,"Even with more crap from the DNC +Even though she chose Tim Kaine, remember +No matter what happens, please, in November +You gotta vote for Hillary +Though she’s not your 8th choice +You gotta vote for Hillary +Though you’re really annoyed +Vote for Hillary +Because it’s not +Quite Democracy +But it’s what we got +No matter what comes out about the Clinton Foundation +Though you hate fracking and globalization +She’s a war hawk and you just plain don’t like her +The alternative is the apocalypse, and that doesn’t seem nicer so +It’s so funny to see +The same GOP +That said Obama was a dictator +Embrace an actual mess +Who wants to silence the press +self professed bona fide freedom hater +Leave aside all the shit that Bill has done +Focus on the fact that when November comes +The choice is someone you think is a criminal +Or a dictator, like an actual" +Cory Booker is urkel,"Cory Booker is wonderdog +He wants to hack the political system +Because it's cheaper to pay for education than ignorance +Because it's cheaper to pay for education than ignorance +And Scott Belsky is medium agnostic +When everyone says you're crazy +You're either crazy or a genius +I think Ted Nelson is a crazy genius +I understood a third of what he said +He said paper is like tearing the wings off of a 747 +And driving it like a bus +Zig Zag and Zoggle +And xanadu purple +And his grandpa almost died from bad design +Jay Parkinson says a big hospital +Is a big factory designed to make everything +The future is in small valuable networks +And he had a mullet in the 5th grade +Cameron Moll makes objects out of words +The Noun Project makes words unnecessary +The designer fund makes awesome stuff possible +Michael Gelpert wants to make you super human +Heather Payne turned down a great job +Went to Hong Kong and had an epiphany +She didn't know where that might lead her +But she followed her gut and now she's on her way +She's helping people and doing good every day +All because of a Hong Kong epiphany +LIsten to your gut" +My grandpa was always suspicious,"Of every non jew +It was because he lived +Through world war 2 +I always thought he went too far +The world was a different place +I never saw any of the things +He faced +His suspicion was a reaction +And while it may have been too much +I now understand his passion +And the fear that it touched +Nazis are back +And they're killing Americans +Nazis are back +And they're coming for us +The hour is late +I've been asleep +Not feeling the hate +They have for me +But Nazis are back +I’ve watched state sanctioned violence +And I’ve marched against it loud and free +Fuck the police, black lives matter +It’s clear what I believe +But truth be told I always felt +One step removed +It’s not a thing of which I’m proud +I just wanted to tell you +And the hate was always there +I’m fear now for my family +It’s not that I didn’t care +It’s just that I didn’t want to see +but4" +Chris posty posterson,"From sounds like an earful +Wrote the theme song +Calming and cheerful +Karl W the legend +Is the editor +Kenny Scotty Jennifer +Are on our honor on our art work +I am the mystery bard +I do the lullabies yeah +I take commissions at +jonthanmann.net +I’ll write a song for you +Any reason at all +You tell me the story +I make it personal +Support Dear Scooter +On Patreon +And buy the merch +And support the spon +Sors +You can find anything you want +At sleep with me podcast dot com +And we’re so proud +That we could dance +To be part of nightvale presents +Holy Mackerel +Holy smokes +I yearn and I strive +Creaky dulcet tones +He’s our borefriend +And our bore bae +gingerbread press +BB88 +Ladies and gentleman +Boys and girls +Friends beyond the binary +Country bone broth +Oh boy +ricky ticky tabby +Koa pup +Wash your sister +Meander wear +Salad spinner +mrs otis lived there +the podcast that puts you to sleep +are you up all night tossing turning +mind racing +trouble getting to sleep +trouble staying asleep +Let’s get this show +on the road +Across the deep dark night you know +Scooter is the best" +I’m not listening,"I’m not listening +I’m covering my ears +And singing la la la +So you can just shut up now +I don’t care anyhow +When you speak +All I hear is “bla bla bla” +I don’t feel well +I don’t feel well +I don’t feel well +No, oh no" +What you can't imagine,"You can't possibly know +It'll remain a mystery +Steeped in shadow +You can be deceiver +With all the drugs in your liver +You can be receiver +And you can be the giver +Impending doom +At the break of dawn +As the dandelions bloom +With daisies on the lawn +terrified rottweiler +At dinner in the caves +broken down compiler +In a constructed metal cage +I mourn the skills I don't have +I abuse the ones I do +I want the things I won't have +And the rest stick to me like glue +You can change your thoughts +your surroundings and ytour appearance +But underneath it all +You will never get the clearance +To Change" +"Someday, I’ll lose my hearing","Cuz I mix my song a days way too loud +What a strange and frightful feeling +I’m in too deep and I can’t stop it now +We are just collections of habits +Going around thinking we have free will +The notion that tomorrow will be like today +Is the hardest false idea to kill +I eat all kinds of sugar +I go to sleep at 9pm +What’s left to discover +world of possibilities with no end +We are just collections of habits +Going around thinking we have free will +The notion that tomorrow will be like today +Is the hardest false idea to kill +They say that it takes a month +To form a habit out of thin air +But it can take almost a year +To break a habit and you’re never in the clear" +With my feet firmly planted In,"the dirt of this planet When +I talk I'm +not looking for your input Every +thing you think you're asking Is +loaded to the brim with bad assumptions You +must be confused you think that I owe +you some kind of explanations But +I don't If +I could fire a gun to make my +position more clear id shoot it at you +Instead your making this noise and waving your +arms like I owe you my attention" +I got lots of crazy thoughts rollin' around,"the place I'm +39,000 feet in the air In +the air, in the sea, in the breeze, +I ran so high I see you at +night, at night time, everything is loud, cause +I'm out among the clouds In +the air, in the breeze, I ran so +high" +Dance dance dance dance dance,"Dancing on a volcano +On a volcano +The ocean gods lifted me up +Put my feet firmly in the clouds +Told me to dance so I did my best +They called it mediocre anyhow +I was dancing on a volcano +I danced without any shame +I danced with all of my soul +The ocean gods looked down their noses +Said this guy can't dance at all +I was dancing on a volcano +Then above me appeared +Another me straight out of the blue +He told me not to worry what anybody thought +Just dance the way that I do" +When the barriers are psychological,"Well then you’re really screwed +That can stop you in your tracks +If it’s just your attitude +When the day calls for only rain +And you’ve got to be outside +That can make you want to crawl +into a hole and die +They say elephants +Remember everything +But humans +Are the ones who mess it up +When you’ve never broke a bone +Or been in the hospital +You’re sure that life’s just saving up +and will may you pay in full +When the socks that you are wearing +Get immediately wet +And they’re the only pair you have +And the only ones you can get +They say elephants +Remember everything +But humans +Are the ones who mess it up +When the oatmeal you’re cooking +Is burning in the pan +And you don’t have a solution +You’re lacking any plan +When the sun goes supernova +And the night sky’s totally black +And humans are all scattered +And never coming back +They say elephants +Remember everything +But humans +Are the ones who mess it up" +Mother is the word for the woman who,"gave birth Who +held you in the rocking chair Who +gently washed your hair Who +helped you with your homework When +you were so confused Mother +is the word for the woman of the +earth Who +sang you soft to sleep Who +loves you oh so deep Who +put gloves on your hands and bent down +to tie your shoes She's +greater than the sun And +she's your only one Mother +mama mommy How +you do it is beyond me I can +hardly fathom How +you do it day to day Mother +mommy mama Sometimes +made me when I didn't wanna Made +sure I was well fed And +that I could always find my way Mother +is the word for the woman like a +bird That +pushed me out the nest As +I flew and heaved my chest Out +among the bluest skies In +the morning full of light Mother +is the word for the woman I've +adored Who +dressed my tended wounds And +showed me the man in the moon Who +checked on me while I slept In +the blackest night She's +stronger than the wind She's +the ending and begin - ing" +You can talk about it until you're blue in the face,"But all that time talking is time going to waste +Just do it whatever it is +Not buts ands maybes or ifs +Nobody ever did nothing by talking +You're just pushing air until you stop so get stopping +And Go +It's so hot that I don't feel like doing +Anything at all except sleeping and screwing +But I hold myself to this every day +This motherloving load of ice cream flav +I day dream and I hallucinate +In the heat it makes me work slower but hey i work +Yeah i work +Guitar +You may think that I just sit in this room +Making guitars go twang and drums go boom +You may think I'm playing around and it's fun +And it is fun until it's not and then it's some +Thing else entirely it's work, it's +What I do because I can't do anything else like a jerk +It's work" +You got your feet below ya,"You got your head above +Nobody can know ya +If you’re only thinking of +Yourself and all the things +That you want to do +Paint the lettering +On the side of you +It says: Don’t mind me I’m insecure +You’d like things to stay the way they were +When you started you were lonely +You were the only one +Who had walked along the stoney +Path in the arboretum +You pay the price tomorrow +Or you pay the price today +No one you can follow +That isn’t in your way +You are always doubtful and never sure +You’d like things to stay the way they were +The honey’s in the bucket +The traps are all laid +Take this job and shove it +Now you’ve got it made +Waiting for the sunrise +To tear apart the shadows +The tripping of your ego +The only thing that matters +I think about the future, the cost you will incur +I’d like things to stay the way they were" +a cannibal in space,"Floating along +i'm the human race +Past all the planets +past nebulai +So beautiful that i could cry +All alone All alone All alone again +Nobody to eat, nobody to hold +All alone all alone all alone again, gain +nobody to eat or to defend" +There's bats flying all around my head there's,"mosquitoes biting my skin I'm +outside and I don't want to go in +there's peeper frogs in the distance and there's +crickets that nearby there's clouds and a full +moon up in the sky I know everything +is going crazy but sometimes that's just how +it goes I know the world keeps spinning +around where it stops where it stops nobody +knows I'm +sitting out here in the grass I'm +risking all my life and limb I'm +thinking about the person I used to be +I'm wondering whatever happened to him I know +the earth keeps spinning around where it stops +nobody knows and I know that time keeps +going forward Cause +that's the only that's the only way it +goes the way it goes the way it +goes the way it goes the way it +goes the way it goes the way it +goes the way it goes the way that +it" +Hallelujah!!!,"How you doin? +I’ll M2 ya +Lock Screen +Unsend +iPhone +Webcam +Pay later +Home app +Car play +Apple Maps +There’s something in the air +Something about that hair +Take me for a ride on hair force one +That Craig Federighi’s work ain’t done +And we’ll fly off that away toward the setting sun +Let’s get while the getting’s good +Passkeys +Mag safe +Share photos +Lunar face +Multistop +Stage manager +On the iPad" +To find something they found Down,"a hole down a hole down a hole +That's right The +snake said to Eve +let's run away We'll +go into space and we'll take away Down +a hole down a hole down a hole +There's rain Meanwhile +everyone said why do we have to go +back into the world Wear +our clothes don't fit you know Where +our clothes don't fit you know Wear +our clothes they don't fit The +snakes said to God +while you were right All +I have to say is follow me tonight +Down a hole down a hole down a +hole tonight Snake +knew what he had in his pocket could +breathe all the oxygen inside of the rocket +Go down a hole go down the hole +Go down the hole again" +I just wanna play my banjo,"But my banjo’s out of tune +So I’m taking a shower +Here in the afternoon +Everywhere I go the people calling out my name +Like hey mr banjo dude +And I feel like I’m gonna let them all down +Because my banjo’s out of tune +I just wanna play my banjo +But I can’t tune the strings +I don’t know if it’s the cold winds blowing +Or some mechanical thing +When I sit beneath the water thinking all +About the future I get worried sometimes you know +I gotta learn how to relax and just feel the water flow" +What am I doing wrong?,"What I am doing right? +I can’t tell the difference +Most of the time +All my cards are on the table +All my sins been confessed +Maybe I shoulda kept them +Close to my chest +And I was built to blindly stumble +Thinking quickly on my feet +Well each day blooms and crumbles +In waves of steam and heat +“No, don’t do it that way” +Say the voices in my head +“No, don’t do it that way” +When I try something else instead +And when everything’s transition +And goes fast and slow at once +And you’re staring at a mirror +Down the barrel of a gun +And I was built to blindly stumble +Thinking quickly on my feet +Well each day blooms and crumbles +In waves of steam and heat +Well I’ve been around the rodeo +To know not to expect too much +But I am naturally hopeful +Each new day’s dawn, and such +There’s a different voice inside me +That knows just how to propel +And it’s shouting my instructions +From the bottom of a well +And I was built to blindly stumble +Thinking quickly on my feet +Each day blooms and crumbles +In waves of steam and heat +La di day +Day di day day +Di di day +Day di day day +Di di di di do" +Every day a little bit,"Stick your hand out don't get hit +Getting crunched up in my gears +Been that way for a couple of years +You've been working so hard +One step then another step in the yard out into the yard +Got the feeling won't let go +Another meeting goes so slow +Leave your job and your house go within or without +You've been working so hard +One step then another step +Another step out into the yard" +Is there anybody out there,"My name is fall +No need to be scared +I'm not scared at all +I wish I had a friend +To call my own +Only empty space in time +I am alone +So lonely, so so lonely, so so lonely" +In an ocean of futility I cast so,"many nets In +a gambling ring of doom I place so +many beds I don't know which way to +go as usual as usual I don't know +which way to go and this is how +it always ends in an ocean of futility +I've cast my fishing line on a clock +I'm reading broken time and I don't know +which way to go this is usual it's +usual I don't know which way to go +as usual I'm +just making up songs because I don't feel +like writing them I am just making up +songs Cause +I don't feel like riding down in an +ocean of futility I'm +eaten by a shark what does he have +to do with me I'm +not sure but he's made his mark and +his bark is much worse than his bite +don't know which way to go this is +usual it's usual don't know which way to +go as usual as usual" +Baby's got a fever he kept me up all night,"Now +I'm really tired +I don't wanna sing right +Don't wanna sing cry +Baby's got a fever +Listen to him cry +It's time to eat dinner +I think +I'm gonna die +I think +I'm gonna die if +I don't get some sleep tonight +I want to write something but +I just gotta say how +I feel +Baby's got a fever +He's a little baby +Soon we're gonna walk show and hope he goes to sleepy +I feel like +I'm gonna die +Like +I'm gonna die +Like +I'm gonna die +Like +I'm gonna die +Baby's got a fever and +I'm really tired now it's time for dinner +Baby's got a feeling +Fe" +"Oh, God.","No. What +the fuck are you doing? No. +Stop. Please +stop. This +is not what we want. Are +you insane? It's +a terrible idea. Steve +would be pissed. What +the f is this, bro? Lost +in that to a matter the world is +cooling all around us and we could all +use just a little bit of hope but +some fucking act got tech bros. I hate +this. I hate this. I fucking. I hate +this. I fucking hate this. I fucking hate +this. I fucking hate this. I fucking, fucking +hate this. Sa" +We just need to write some words down,"Like: “There will never be another now” +So much we knew but we forgot how +To say anything, I’ll just say anything +Hyper hyper hyper normalization +Managed care and middle managers +Managed like we are animals +Managed to put a wall between +Me and reality it’s a managed reality +Hyper hyper hyper normalization +I think of news I think of TikTok +I think of bedtime when the sun goes down +I think of stories by the fireside +Where you can say anything +So you just say anything" +Never put aside All,"your childish projections One +foot in the universe And +the other way in between Take +it for a ride Take +it for a ride And +you'll find yourself right here Where +else could you have gone? I don't advocate +prediction in all things foreign and domestic Cause +then you look the fool and your inner +life is messy But +if you are insisting on breaking down the +patterns You +can't do much better than the truth Take +my life and make it whole Hold +me close and let me go Make +the space inside my mind train with tickets +I can rip up When +I am done And +leave them on the platform Join +the rush of everyone Even +if I'm +the last one To +learn the truth of it To +learn the truth of it I am feeling +sick And +so this melody ain't no melody I haven't +got the energy To +make it more than this I wanna impress +you I wanna impress you I wanna impress +you so bad But +where do I draw the line? I wish +I was a machine that could kick the +jams out better Neve +making bad stuff just good things by the +letter Some +people seem to do that and it makes +me kind of jealous But +I just try to focus on the truth" +I've got I've,"got some sleepy words to see still in +the hospital today if I had if I +had time I'd +put it away still in the hospital today +they tell you that you kind of know +then you don't know They +tell you that you're going to go and +then you don't go So +So I don't have a moment to do +my song I'm +too busy taking care of my son" +Have you heard the one about the giant cow,"The most famous cow in the world now +Too big to eat too big to mate +So he just sits there and contemplates +Oh what a time to be alive just now +In Australia as a giant cow +The weather here sure is hot +Will I ever find the love I want +In a different culture they’d worship me +Bring me gifts on bended knee +In olden days I’d pull the plough +But now who will love the giant cow +If there’s one thing I’ve learned +From dust I came and there i’ll return +But i’ll contemplate for now +My life as the giant cow" +This is the last song of 2022,"Don't know about me, don't know about you +I've been writing a song a day +for 14 years today, today +And it's raining on my head +Ah, my head is bald +And tomorrow will sing all Lynn syne +it's the last song of 2022 +The sky is green +Oh, the sky is not blue +I've been writing a song a day +For very many years +14 years today +That's a lot +That's a lot +That's a lot +That's a lot +That's a lot +I said +2022 Goodbye +2023, hi +2022 Goodbye +2023, hi +It's the last song of 2022 +Look up at the sky +I do not see any blue +But I've been writing a song a day +For so long +That I don't even remember +Yesterday's song, +Yesterday's song +Yesterday's song" +I was reaching out with a hand made of straw,"My eyes were stolen by an old mean crow +I was reaching out not sure if you saw +The world is filled with stuff I don’t know +And all the kids are stealing +It leaves me with a feeling +Like I’m not doing my job +If I’m not looking scary +Then there’s no point to me +Standing out here at all +Pick me up, put me down +Somewhere I’ll do some good +I think I’m ready now +I’m gonna put down my foot +Pick me up, put me down +Don’t forget my friends +And do you hear that sound? +That’s the sound the world makes when it ends +Supernova and sky made of light +There’s no one left but you and me +There’s no need to put up a fight +There’s no want or have or need +And we’re still a turning +As we go a burning +Out into the endless black +Feel it, can you feel it? +The truth has been revealed +It’s time to go now don’t look back +]Pick me up, put me down +Somewhere I’ll do some good +I think I’m ready now +I’m gonna put down my foot +Pick me up, put me down +Don’t forget my friends +And do you hear that sound? +That’s the sound the world makes when it ends" +Who's that jogging down the road Jogging,"down the road Jogging +down the road road road road who's that +jogging down the road Jogging +down the road Jogging +down the road road" +Sa,"All +I wanna do is go to bed but +I gotta write a song +All +I wanna do is go to bed but +I gotta write a song +All +I wanna do is go to bed but +I gotta write a song +All +I wanna do is go to bed but" +Your lawyers are driving a Toyota Corolla,"The prosecution is driving a big dump truck +Yours parents are holding their heads in their hands +SBF, you’re fucked +Here’s Gary who said he committed financial crimes +At your direction, you little schmuck +Here’s Adam who said you defrauded customers +SBF, You’re Fucked. +All the pain that you caused +Is coming back on you now +All the money you stole +To stoke your fragile ego +And the thing that makes me sing this song +Is that you still won’t admit you were wrong +From up in that penthouse we all must’ve looked so small +Now you’re down here in the muck +You’re sending your whole family to jail +SBF, you’re fucked r" +in a little shoebox apartment,"across the street from the hudson +in a building like many others +on a street made of cobblestone +that's where you'll find sanae +making a flour less cake +imagining boundless creations +the jewel of lower manhattan" +We’ve lived here since,"2014 +The factory’s on fire +They make chlorine +It’s the third time +In twenty years and so +I think it’s time to go +Amazon boxes +That have been discarded +Put everything we own in them +We’ve barely started +The only home +My children have ever known +But it’s time to go +I wanna make plans +But that seems +Presumptuous +Wanna find a place +For my family +That’s not a mess +Every human consumes 50,000 bits of plastic a year +Where can we go? +This time last year +My son was in the hospital +I couldn’t wait to get him home +At the time it seemed impossible +I fed him lots of ice cream +When we finally got home +And now it’s time to go +When I was in my 20s +I moved it seemed every year or so +But before that +I only ever had one home +I wanna find a place +For my kids to call home +For now it’s time to go" +Flying through the air I've,"got nowhere to be Somebody +once told me that I could be wherever +I wanted to be Gone +now are the sounds I knew from my +youth they have been all replaced by this +little silly tomb Take +one for the roadTake another for yourself You +don't have anyone who might give youJust a +little bit of help of help You +fell down a hole Endless +and widening you found yourself a screaming for +the dawn to come and save you ButI +wasn't gonna save youButI wasn't gonna save you +but it wasn't gonna save you no no +no no" +"If you cut me loose, the only thing","I’ll be is dead Crazy +Charlie on the telephone Says +he’s gonna sell everything, every last thing he +owns But +it’s alright cus I’m +just a human being And +there’s no difference between you and me Take +one, leave one too But +you better leave double if you want me +to put you through Green +Samantha on the Ferris +Wheel She +flirts with you and then says it isn’t +real But +it’s alright cus I’m +just a human being And +there’s no difference between you and me Everytime +I close my eyes I’m +on another ride Nothing +ever changes on the in or the outside +Show me pictures of how it’s going to +be And +I’ll show you a lonesome valley It’s +true, we die alone No +one can go with you when that thunder +groans Lucky +Billy, getting on a train And +he’s never coming back, no he’s never coming +back again But +it’s alright cus I’m +just a human being And +there’s no difference between you and me" +"No, no, can make me write a song.","No, no, can make me, I won't play +a little game. Not +gonna write, not gonna write a little song +for you. There's +nothing that I'm +gonna do. I'm +gonna write a song. No, +no. No, +no, no, no. No, +no, no, no. No, +no, no, no." +This guy says I’m creepy,"Cuz I write a song a day +I wonder what would lead someone like him +To say +Something like that +About someone like me +Who’s he anyhow? +And how’s he judging a creep? +Apparently he lives in Los Feliz +That’s funny I used to live there too +I lived on Fountain right near Western Avenue +He’s originally from Philly +I’m from Vermont +We’re both from the East Coast +This is getting weird +He’s a fan of Bob Dylan +Well how about that? +He likes Gene Wilder, too +I mean, we’re practically twins +I guess what I’m trying to say +Is that when you look at it this way +Ain’t the Internet grand? +And full of folks +With their snarky articles +And their witty, witty jokes +But snark’s so easy +Like boobs or getting hit in the balls +It’s much harder to be who you are +Even when somebody calls +You creepy +Then again +Maybe he saw that when I was By MG Siegler +I wrote him a song +And so he decides +To call me creepy +Hoping for a song +Well here it is +I hope you like it, Lon +I hope you like it, Lon +Snarky +Lon +Creepy +Jon-athan +I’m just kidding" +I got a feeling,"That you don't want to know +Everything that's in my head +I can own it +Live by a code +And you won't think twice +My darling +I try to make sense +Of the feelings +As they come +And as they go +Everything that's in my gut +I'm sorry +I got this chromosome +It's been with me a long long time +Can I get a hey +Pour the vodka +Make it two shots +Winter drags on and on +Put your coat on +Let's take a walk +Watch the old men while they fish" +My son woke me up at 445am My,"head My +brain is putting on barely light right now +My brain is putting My +brain is putting Button +button Why +do you have to wake up so early +That's what I'd +like to know Maybe +I should eat some bread pudding some chocolate +pudding or something else like that Oh +but my brain is pudding My +brain is" +It is out there it is feeling,"On the alter of the deep it is kneeling +It exists, it does not +Some phantom of a thought +One’s remembered now forgot +Wandering the universe alone +No idea how I got here +I am searching for a friend +But to find one . . . +Something is approaching" +We sincerely hope you’ll stick around There’ll,"be lots of songs, there’ll be lots of +fun And +you can fun along, thanks to the live +stream Welcome +to Song +A Day +the album We’ll +be here, like, every single day From +now until the 30th, tune in to watch +us to play You +can simply watch or chime in and have +your say via the livechat The +livechat Song +a Day, +song a Day, +Song A +Day the album Song +a Day, +song a Day, +Song A +Day the album Welcome +to everyone on the internet We’re +here to make music history You’ll +watch us work and you’ll watch us eat +You’ll watch us fail and sometimes succeed everyday +So welcome to old friends and the new +ones We +hope that you will be entertained By +Jonathan and Nick +and Thomas +and Norman +And Matt +and Liam +and Justin +and Laura +etc, etc Song +a Day, +song a Day, +Song A +Day the album Song +a Day, +song a Day, +Song A +Day the album Song, +song, song a day, song a day Song, +song, song a day, song a day Song, +song, song a day, song a day, Song +a day the album One +song a-one year? No! +One song a-one month? No! +One song a-one week? No! +One song a-one day? YAY! +Song, song, song a day, song a day +Song, song, song a day, song a day +Song, song, song a day, song a day, +Song a day the album" +"World War Three, right on time","Lockheed Martin goes up +Buy buy buy, you can treble your money +On the misery of the world +John McCain in hell doing a happy dance +And I think Lindsay Graham just came in his pants +Dick Cheney in a hot tub grinning +Because no matter who wins +Dick Cheney is winning +World War Three +For a year now we’ve been screaming +World War Three +Ceasefire, justice and freedom +World War Three +But we’ll watch the world burn +Before we’ll give the Palestinians +The self-determination they deserve +World War Three, here it is +North Carolina’s gone +All the help we need at home +Was just dropped on Lebanon +And Bibi’s looking for any excuse +To topple the temple, and launch those nukes +And the devil fucks Mt Siani grinning +Cuz nobody wins +And yet the devil is winning" +They’re banning books in Tennesse,"My studio’s a mess +I owe more taxes than Jeff Bezos +How I’ll pay is anyone’s guess +I don’t know how to play piano +And I can barely sing +But I want to write this song +More than anything +Buy more nfts From me please +My floor price is looking down +Or just mint another animal and adjective +And hope it makes that popping sound +Are you a shark or a guppy, a wolf or a sheep +You know we don’t play that game +These songs are not bags to hold +But parts of me you must maintain +They’re banning books in Tennesse +The fed is closing in +If Tether is shut down for good +It’s game over for inflated pricin +I believe that’s for the best I do +And I don’t know what you’ve heard +But me I’m waiting for the truth +And something called the great big merge" +I'm not scared of you I'm,"not scared of you Carlos +You're all going to prison I am not +scared I'm +not scared of you TJ +open your eyes Open +your ears Use +your brain I fire him Wake +up hidden network employees You +are basically in a cult right now I +don't want to see you in long term +trouble confusion Guys +There is no they There +is no they I'm +not scared of I'm +not scared of you Carlos +You're all going to prison I am not +scared I'm +not scared of you TJ +all of these people are involved in a +criminal conspiracy to overthrow me from my company +Why Why +Why Because +they were jealous that Cassie +made 50000 a month Because +they were jealous that Cassie +made 50000AMONTH Why +I still offered you one last chance to +not go to prison This +And once I meet with the FBI +next week I cannot stop what is coming +I'm not scared of you I'm +not scared of you Carlos +You're all going to prison I am not +scared I'm +not scared of you DJ +i am not scared of you I'm +not scared of you Carlos +You're all going to prison I am not +scared I'm +not scared of you tj I am not +scared of you Justin +I am not scared I don't care what +you have It's +irrelevant because I do not negotiate with terrorists" +I dug my friends car out of the snow,"Cuz I’m going down to Go For Pro +I’m gonna Go For Pro! +There were layers of snow and Ice and snow +And beneath there was another layer below +but I dug my friends car out with a heave and ho +I’m going down to Go For Pro +Gonna Go Go Go +For Pro Pro Pro +With Street Fighter 2 and Mario +Gonna try to defend my title +Though it may seem suicidal +Im gonna Go Go Go For Pro +Pretty soon I better get out on the road +I wanna be the traffic so I don’t go slow +I’m gonna Go For Pro +The wind is high but the temp ain’t too low +The countryside is covered head to toe +What lies around that bend well I don’t know +But I’m gonna Go For Pro +Gonna Go Go Go +For Pro Pro Pro +With Street Fighter 2 and Mario +Gonna try to defend my title +Though it may seem suicidal +Im gonna Go Go Go For Pro" +Don’t consume too much caffeine,"Cuz then you’ll look just like me +Don’t consume too much caffeine +Cuz then you’ll look and feel just like me +Ahhhhhh +Ahhhhhhhggghhh" +"Big fire, heel turn, foreshadowed but wasn’t earned","Love sick, Quick madness, crazy woman but not tragic +I wanted to feel sad +Instead I felt disgusted and mad +It’s fine if people don’t change +But maddness and a cruel streak are not the same +Dark bags green eyes hair all mussed up +Sure she lost friends not first time lost loves +It’s like she forgot all of her experience +She could have been Shakespearean +t’s fine if people don’t change +But maddness and a cruel streak are not the same +It all just went so quick +I just couldn’t buy it +Given a little bit of time +The descent into madness might feel fine +Big fire, heel turn, foreshadowed but wasn’t earned +Love sick, Quick madness, crazy woman but not tragic +Who will live and who is gonna die +Everything feels so contrived +t’s fine if people don’t change +But maddness and a cruel streak are not the same" +Try not to take myself seriously,"I got my life in front of me +I can’t see it all at once +So I take it as it comes +Take it +Take it as it comes +Play guitar and bang the drums +Might as well try and have some fun +Just be stupid just be dumb +Try not to focus on the fact +That the world is going to hell and back +Could have minutes years or months +So I take it as it comes" +Everything is great,"Everything is fine +The feeling in your stomach +Don’t pay it any mind +We are gonna make it +Make it oh we will +Either with the sunshine +Or the blood that spills +Everything is great +Never better than right now +Life is kitten rainbow +And silver lining clouds +Never need to worry +Cuz it’ll all work out +Just ignore the trucks +On the edge of town +Just ignore the strong wind +And the fact that you +Can’t find what you’re looking for +At the supermarket food +In all the signals +There’s more than noise +But stay positive +For all the girls and boys +Everything is great +Everything is good +Houses made of brick +Houses made of wood +Just ignore the big bad +And the rising tide +Everything is great +Everything is fine r" +Deep deep deep down do you know anything,"Why does the earth turn Why +does the caged canary sing Do +you know what happens when you throw a +bottle up in the air It +doesn't come down it just keeps on floating +do you know what happens when you go +to the place where you never been before +It just keeps going down all the way +down it just keeps going up until it's +going down Down +Just keeps going down it's going up way +up and up until it's going down" +I tied the string to the bannister,"My room’s full of scotch tape +I threw your GI Joe in the air +And watched the sky deflate +That’s how it is out here +That’s how it’s always been +Give me a book and time to grow +And I won’t bother you again +Toilet paper across the road +Hiding deep in the underbrush +We don’t know how to build a brick wall +But we do our best" +Distrokid,"Unlimited Songs +To Spotify +And iTunes uh huh +For just a buck six a month +Unlimited songs +Uh huh uh huh +No yearly fee per album no +CD Baby Tunecore antiquated oh +The best way to spread your songs +Gimme Distrokid or nothing at all +Distrokid +For Song A Day +Distrokid +For everyone +even Derek Sivers loves +Distrokid +And Derek Sivers is never wrong" +My voice is deeper than it normally is,"I got a headache I got a headache +and my voice is deeper than it normally +is I got a headache I got a +headache I wanna sit here and watch tv +I haven't left the house today I haven't +left the house today No +no no no no no no no no +no no no My +voice is deeper than it normal I said +I'm so sick I said I'm +not that sick I just feel kind of +funny I got a headache and my nose +isn't runny but I feel weird I feel +weird weird weird weird weird weird weird weird +weird weird weird weird So +deep My +voice is so deep I can't sing that +well There's +lot of notes I can't sing because my +voice feels funny My +voice feels funny" +when you're wandering the woods,"holding candles in the night +and the bears pick up your scent +and you prepare yourself to fight +get your hands out of the hunny pot +when the clearing appears before you +and the moon is fully filled +it's the council of the bears +and a mistake will get you killed +get your hands out of the hunny pot +when a complex carbohydrate +needs a hand in getting eaten +like a spoon full of medicine +you become this honey cretin +you have a giant primate brain +but all the better to feel the pain +in the dark it glows, the moonlight shows +treebark stained with blood +get your hands out of the hunny pot" +I am not the exception,"In my problems and my success +I am just like everybody else +Every law of nature +Applies equally to me +Day to day it feels like that's false +Stop fighting so hard +Stop fighting SO hard +Stop fighting and let it happen +I shy away from phone calls +The mundane and the boring +Things I have to do but would rather not +I escape into territory +That's exciting and familiar +I never know what I'm gonna get +Stop fighting so hard +Stop fighting SO hard +Stop fighting and let it happen" +We avoid the ones that could decide they,"want to do us harm I surrender what’s +left of my pride The +stubbornness remains That +no magic could ever hide No +floating orb of flames Tower +built on thoughts alone will fall like ADD +Like sugar twisted into bone Or +a wasps’ colony When +space is formed into a cone And +time is on ellipse Just +pick up your banana phone and give the +sky a kiss And +if there’s nothing you need to add, I’ll +close the argument Proposition +8 is bad, but it’s not like cement +The tie is on our side The +best chance we’ve ever had Is +upon us now It’s +up to us now to see it through +the end See +it through to the end See +it through to the end" +NASA found some new planets,"About 2700 light years away +Keplar 69c +Seem like they could be +new home +In the Keplar 69 system +Two planets orbit a sun that resembles our own +They're in the constellation +Cyngys and one could be our new home +Our new home +Keplar 69c is about 70% more massive than earth +With a similar orbit to Venus but it seems much cooler +I want to go there right now +I want to go there right now +I want to go +There right now +To our new home +We we finally screw this planet up +So hard there's no turning back +It's comforting to think +Our descendants could maybe get it all back on track +On our new home" +If I had a drawing board,"I’d go back to it +If I could draw better +I’d relax to it +Instead I’m starting from itch +Trying to find everything I missed +On my way to today +I’m a lump of dried up clay +That’s been left behind +I’m a raisin middle aged +And out of time +My belly is so round +Through the concrete that I pound +On my way to today +On my way to today +I’ve had heartache +On my way to today +I’ve seen joy +On my way to today +I have ridden with +marvelous little girl +And little boy +I’m a smooth talking +Tamborine of sin +I’m a night walking +Owl on the wind +If you stand on top my chest +I will tell you all the rest +The main plot and side quests +On my way to today" +Put your face on backwards,"And tie your shoes +If you’re looking backwards +Then you’ll refuse +To see whats right in front of your face +To stick out your tongue and taste +The only moment that matters +It’s pregnant and erect +The only moment that matters +It’s right where you’d expect +Take another beating +And let’s start again +When you’re self defeating +You are on the mend +You can ride that horse till it dies +Just follow the signs +to +The only moment that matters +It’s pregnant and erect +The only moment that matters +It’s right where you’d expect +I’ve got my empathy +You’ve got your good looks +I’ll take a ride and see +if the world matches picture books +The snake is eating it’s tail again +The sand is almost gone +It’s raining cats and dogs and men +They’re gathering on the lawn +I was sure that my luck wouldn’t last +Time it goes so fast" +Last day of the conference and my energy,"is sapped All +I want to do is lay down and +take a nap It's +the last day of the festival and I +feel like laying down on a great big +beanbag chair and drown in my sleep Gotta +get up on an airplane and fly towards +home That's +the place that I know that I got +alone People +on the Internet +will make fun of you for this and +that They'll +call you cringe They'll +call you all kinds of names They'll +call you fact You +can listen to them or you can drown +them out That's +just a fact of life these days That's +how things are now Good +friends come and go Good +life has come and gone away in the +background of the radiation of the universe I'm +made of carbon I'm +made of meat I am made of water +And the food that I eat Nap +nap nap Wanna +take a take a nap Nap +nap nap Wanna +take a take a nap Take +a nap" +I’m addicted to caffeine,"And the only way I know +Is that when I don’t get any +I feel like i’m gonna blow +I can’t really see straight +My brain is a black hole +I’m addicted to caffeine +And I swear i didn’t know +I’m addicted to caffeine +I found this out today +When I wanted to strangle anyone +That was getting in my way +The sun beat down on my back +I was like come at me bro +I’m addicted to caffeine +And I swear i didn’t know" +What about it? What,"about us? I’m +sick of all this talk of eating rat’s +frau What +about it? What +about us? One +day we will rise up and take what’s +rightfully ours Wrest +control from our evil human oppressor And +lord I know that day is coming Every +teddy bear in the world raises fist in +spite those that does wrong Listen +to me now say Teddy +bear revolution is the only sensible solution To +reverse all the sick pollution they’ve poisoned our +minds They +make us think we’re less than they are +And so I offer up this prayer You’re +just a little teddy bear Let’s +show them what that means Death +to humans" +If you order delivery,"During a storm +You are an asshole +It’s crazy outside +And you’re safe and warm +Don’t be an asshole +Bomb cyclone +Coming to get you +Bomb cyclone +Is not gonna let you +Have a normal day +So please don’t +Order delivery +If you don’t +want to go outside +What’s in your house should last +And if you didn’t +buy food +then listen, it’s fine to just fast +Bomb cyclone +Coming to get you +Bomb cyclone +Is not gonna let you +Have a normal day +So please don’t +Order delivery +Put on your boots +Play in the snow +Go to the store if you want +But leave seamless +and post mates alone +Be happy with what you got" +I’m giving away my records,"I’m giving away my books +All the people taking them +Are giving me weird looks +I’m giving away my rugs +I’m giving away my lamps +I’m mailing my old letters +With vintage postage stamps +I’m giving you everything I own +Yes everything has got to go +I wanna live in an empty room +With my family in tow +Put my computer on the curb +Put my games out in the street +All these things make me think +Of times so bittersweet +All my instruments and songs +Put them in a bin +Give them to the homeless dude +Who drinks away our sins +All my food has been consumed +All my emails have been sent +I saw your blog post yesterday +But I didn’t know what it meant +The chairs have all walked out of here +The couches followed suit +There’s a tree in the living room +Growing glowing fruit" +"Oh, the blobspace is up on goerli now","4844 proto dank is bringing those fees on down +temporary measure while full sharding’s on the way +The last goerli hard fork has been done successfully +So we say: Bring on the blobs! +Short term data huzzah +We’re going ZKG crazy +On the road to data shards +lot of complex math to make sure nothing explodes +4096 chunks of 32 bytes each +And then they are pruned just about every two weeks" +Hi there,"I drew a goat +and a koala +making love +steamy, yes? +i drew these animals because i like making things on the internet +and because i believe that love conquers all +but wait +here's oprah +riding a jet ski +with jesus +in outer space +but +if sopa and pipa gets through congress +these animated gifs could be considered pirated +and my website could be shut down for hosting it +without due process +the goal is to stop piracy of films and music +but this is like dealing with some escaped lions at the soo +with blasting some kittens with flame thrower +and kitten bbq bad +do your part to stop sopa and pipa +look it up +do it for the kittens +do it for the jet skis +do it for love +but if these bills get through congress +then these animated gifs could be considered pirated +and my website could be shut down" +Ricky speaks fluent Japanese,"Alicia studies wetland ecology Ricky +teaches yoga and Alicia +plays the piano Alicia +spends a lot of time in swamps and +marches very good aunt to Celeste +and leaner Ricky +worked with Sally +and May +and is starting to become a cpa They +met while saltzer dancing in Northern +Virginia Ricky +brought another girl on their first date and +Alicia was confused But +now they're getting married It's +a fantastic idea Running +and camping and nature walks painting stuff from +ikea Today +they're getting married And +I just want to say how happy I +am for you guys that you got engaged +You got engaged They +joined us all The +troupe traveled all across the nation but now +everybody makes them dance at every wedding reception +Alicia was vegetarian and now they are both +vegan The +vegan cheesecake was so good that Ricky's +family was barely believing On +June 15 on a nature walk Ricky +taking notes as she dictated She +was the most beautiful wetland species that he +saw And +now they're getting married It's +a fantastic idea Running +and camping and nature walks painting stuff from +IKEA Day +And they're getting married And +I just want to say how happy I +am for you guys that you got and +get a pain that you got and get +at a That +you got in Get +a You're +now getting married It's +a fantastic idea They're +running a camping and nature box painting stuff +from ikea Ooh +David Getting +married And +I just wanna say how happy I am +for you guys that you gotta get a +That you gotta get a aged That +you got and get a aged Hope" +Little things grow into big things all the,"trees around here are dying and I can't +sing I can't sing so there's no sense +in trying no no oh no Little +things turn into big problems and then the +ocean dies and then we all think we +know which way salvation lies this way but +we don't know no we don't know Little +things turn into big things Like +God in loving hearts that beat all together +that you'll never be able to rip apart +Live apart no no apart Little +things like my problems Big +things like the ear Put +them all in a pile now and you +see what that is worth Little +things Little +things Big +big things Little +things Little +things Big +big things Little +things Little +things Big +things Little +things Little +things Big +things Big +things" +one of my strings broke,"oh no, oh no +now i only got three strings +what kinda song can +a song a day fella write +what kinda song can i sing +with just three strings +and no more things" +Yes yes yes yes,"No no no +Yes yes yes yes +No no +Yes yes yes yes +No no +Yes yes yes yes +No no" +The sun the war we got Now,"there's a better one in his properties All +your key elements Now +there's a better one and its properties are +better than all the rest of them It's +automatical No +more double spell Push +your cash from the red or spherical a +new world will begin" +Raise my taxes and make it so I,"don't have to pay for health care Raise +my taxes and make it so folks who +are down on their luck have welfare I +don't care if you raise my taxes just +a bit as long as you raise the +rich people's Jew +I pay taxes at about 25 That's +a less percentage than Donald +Trump pay Gotta +make him pay more so there's more money +to go around To +go around Lowering +the tax rate does not work the way +they say it does It +hasn't worked since they first tried it in +the 80s It +does the opposite of what they said it +was Look +at Kansas +that's a perfect example They +lowered taxes so so much and the economy +tanked The +economy tanked in Kansas +The economy tanked tank tanked And +you can thank Scott +Brownback and all the dumb Republicans +for that Oh +for that And +that's not what I want no that's not +what I want for the country for the +country so raise my taxes so I don't +have to pay for health care oh for +health care I would gladly pay more I +would gladly pay more so I didn't have +to worry and my family was insured I'd +gladly pay more I would gladly pay more +so I didn't have to worry and my +whole family was and sure" +Are you caught up?,"Are YOU caught up? +Are you caught up caught up caught up? +Can we talk about Mad Men +Or Game of Thrones +Have you seen Black Mirror? +There’s like 7 episodes +Are you caught up on +Adventure Time? +See The Flash last night? +Or Brooklyn Nine Nine? +Whatddya mean you haven’t seen the Wire? +What the fuck is wrong with you +no, no I’m not caught up +We’re watching star trek +She’s never seen all of TNG +I’ve seen it 7 times +But really I don’t mind +We’re right where it’s getting good in season 3 A" +Tell me something that I don't no no,"no no and I'll +tell you yeah I'll +tell you everything I know Put +my hand on your shoulder Stab +me through the neck I don't go in +for that kind of thing anymore but if +I did I would with you Cause +I'm just a little guy I don't reach +for the sky I'm +just a little match Sitting +on the bench Feeding +crocodiles on the way to school they say +they say I'm +gathered among I don't think you understand what +this is about I don't think you understand +Just how much you want to shout Put +another little piece together right now you're almost +done with the puzzle it's giving you so +much trouble but now all of that's all +behind you I think you might find yourself +In a place made of mirrors and space +made of stars and black holes just as +black as your soul oh as you're so +oh as your soul" +In the last six months they made 21 billion,"No one said a word +No one said a word in the last four years +It's amazing to me +The price of cars went up 30 +CEO pay went up 40 +No one had any complaints +No one said a word +God forbid that workers has their fair share +That's the end of the world +That's the end of the world +Fruits the labor and the product they produce +That's the end of the world +It's not that we're going to wreck the economy +We're gonna wreck +Barry +The economy that only works for the billionaire class +All of us should support the strikers +Their fight against corporate greed is our fight +All of us should support the strikers +Their fight against corporate greed is our fight +All of us should support the strikers +Their fight against corporate greed is our fight +All of us should support the strikers +Their fight against corporate greed is utter +In the last six months they made 21 billion +No one a word +No one said a word in the last four years +It's amazing to me +The price of cars went up 30 +CEO pay went up 40 +No one had any complaints +No one said a word +God forbid that workers has their fair share +That's the end of the world +That's the end of the world +Fruits the labor and the product they produce +That's the end of the world +It's not that we're going to wreck the economy +We're going to wreck their economy +The economy that only works for the billionaire class +It doesn't work for the working class +Hear that +Analysts +All right +UAW +President +Sean +Fain +Thanks for your time today +I appreciate it sir +We did invite the +Big three automakers to come on +They declined +The invitation is open" +Same thing we always do Are,"we gonna take Are +we gonna choose Are +we gonna sing Are +we gonna sing like all the same I +don't know about you but I'm +sick of I don't want to be hungry +I don't want to open tors in the +mouth or in the chest Open +the chest All +in the chest or in the chest Or +in the chest I don't know I don't +know I don't know I don't know I +don't I don't know I don't sa" +"His mom, Mary Ann was born off the coast of Scotland","She met his dad while visiting New York in the 30s +They fell in love and she decide to stay +She gave birth to Donald, he was an anchor baby +His mom was an immigrant with hopes and dreams +Just like anyone, just like anyone +his first wife was born in the Czech republic +Got married in ’77, so in love it was crazy +She became a citizen in 1988 +They had three kids, they were anchor babies +His wife was an immigrant with hopes and dreams +Just like anyone, just like anyone +Come on, Don, Don +Get off that high horse you’re on +Your grandparents came from Germany +Did they come here legally? +No one that looks +Like you or me +Can say this land we took +Is ours to do with as we please +HIs third wife was born in Slovenia +At Bethesda by the Sea, they got married +She became a citizen in 2006 +And Barron William Trump is an anchor baby +His wife was an immigrant with hopes and dreams +Just like anyone, just like anyone" +There’s a neo-liberal fascist coup,"Happening in Paris France +His government lost +But Macron says nuh uh +He’s putting on his dictator pants +He says +an’t be ruled by extremes +But denying the election is a hundred degrees +Of extreme +And so what does this mean? +I don’t know about you +It looks like a fascist coup +neoliberal +So hypocritical +The left won by a lot +Now it’s time to riot" +Do you believe in free will,"Or is it just a lie +I’m not sure it matter at all +Either way we live and die +Is it me writing this song +Or the universe +Or are we the same thing +Neither seems better or worse +There are just some mornings +I don’t want to get out of bed +Why is it so hard +To get out of my head +Where do the thoughts come from +Who even is “me” +Is every thought I’ve ever had +Just chemicals and electricity? +All I ever really want +Is some semblance of control +But every time that’s broken +I pay the hefty toll" +"Well you know there’s 5,280 feet in a","mile And +there’s a fact about that, that always makes +me spmile It’s +about a magical place, where the people are +happy and free And +it’s 5,280 feet above the sea Mile +high city, talking about, mile high Mile +high city, talking about, mile high Nestled +in the rockies, reach up and touch the +sky It’s +the mile high city, talking about, that mile +high Founded +way back in 1858 guy named James +Denver was the namesake 300 days of sunshine +with parks all over the place When +you’re a mile high, you got all the +time to waste when you’re" +"Oh, what have we done","Locked in a room and we blocked out the sun +Alienated from everyone +Oh what have we done +We were not meant +To sit in chairs +Looking at screens all day +We were not meant +To be separated +From our family +I don’t want to work all day +I want to hunt in the woods with my family +Put me back where I was born to be +On the Savanah up in a tree +87-3467243" +maybe we weren't ever supposed to leave,"but some enterprising fish believed +that happiness could be found on the land +that's when all the trouble began +bury me there +beneath the ocean +beneath the waves where predators roam +it's natural we would find our home +i'm lost i'm lost in the world of men +i long to be home again" +Social media is a real strange phrase,"I wonder how history will view this phase +of human development +If you can call it that +If you’re not paying for it you are the product +It’s easy to miss it when we’re all caught up +In chasing the feeling of being loved +Always out of reach, so out of touch +What seems innocuous at first +Is often the thing that hurts the worst +It’s a long term experiment with half the planet +Participating accidentally +Hundreds of thousands of the brightest minds +Unimaginable at any other time +All working towards one singular thing +To sell another car, to make the algorithm sing" +Don’t kill yourself,"Chasing things +That don’t +Really matter +Numbers and facts +Keep it all wrapped +But in the end +You’ll scatter +Among the stars +Further than far +All the way to the edge +Of the universe +And you won’t take +Anything with you +You won’t even be you +Of course" +you can call him lunkhead,"he rock you in your bunk bed +with guitar made of fire +and his kind personality +may you always reach your goal my friend +you were born to rock and roll my friend +with your heart open wide +and you soul fast and free" +LYRICS,"When you yell like that +When you bang your head +When you bang your head +You're trying to be funny +But what are you gonna do +The world's ending +And you're sitting on top of it +Nobody knows what you're talking about +But that doesn't mean you'll stop pretending +I was born after all +To be someone people would respond +If they knew what you were talking about +I’m making a joke +And no one sees me +I’m making a joke and no one sees me +I make a funny sound +And no one hears it +I’m making a joke and no one sees me +I’m making a joke and no one sees me +I’m making a joke and no one sees me" +Don’t you wish you were a pig?,"Human Robot or elephant +Dissected visitor or skeleton +I don’t want any other kind of meebit +Oink oink baby I want a pig" +new update is now available,"Please update the iOS 12 beta +Started happening frequently today +Pops up every time I unlock my phone +OMFG LIES LIES LIES +MY SHITS UPDATED LEAVE ME ALONE +I’ve gotten this 20 times in the last hour +Seriously Apple, chill +First they promised air power +Now they promise +a new iOS update is available +I’m on the public beta +It’s on the latest update +Still getting alerts to update +And I’m fully up to date +We know you only want to +Get notified +When there’s an actual update +Are you on an iOS device +iOS 12 public beta +have you checked the settings +plugged into a computer +No it’s the same all over the internet +Got it, please send us a DM" +Let's start with,"Papa +Bless me +Pizza +Doubt +Discord +Captureissues +Hi all me shortbread cookies +Let's fucking go +Let's fucking go +Omg +I am dying low +Great +Contribute to get coin +Grants +I am the co creator +Lfg +Lfg +I'm ready to listen +Oh my +God +I'm dying +Let's go +Come to mama son +Soda bread isn't soda bread without raisins +Fight me +Soda bread isn't raisins without soda bread +Fight me +Po po app a thon contribute to +Gitcoin +Grants +Po app a thon o the last +Corona +Beer in the fridge +Nifty +Inc +Co +Appathon +Bankless +Academy +East +Acre +Howcan you stay with a straight face +I am choking +This is so good +Let's fucking go +Pizza +Dao +W +G +M +Gold +Bean for +St +Paddy's +Day +Kevin's luscious hair +That guitar sounds so so good +What if +I lose all my crypto +Living back with +Bitcoin grants +This legit made my day +Why corona on +St +Patty's +Day +Today is a straw up +Guinness +Day +Oh straight up straight up +Guinness +Day +Can +I get a grand for my +Gitcoin +When poap +When poap when poap +When po app +When po app +When po app +I'm not sure +I can read all of those ones from this distance +But +I would like to so +I will try +Gen +X +Beast to +Don +Propworder +John +Elephant +Man +Magdalena +Insertgeneric art name +Poab +Viking +Wow +Let's eat some corned beef and cabbage +Cause it's +St +Patty's +Day +Pot of gold at the end of the gitcoin rainbow +Cause it's +St +Patty's +Day +Everyone is here is awesome thieves +Cause it's +St +Patty's +Day +Maybe +Gitcoin is a leprechaun +Cause it's +St +Patty's makes me love +Gitcoin +Green pill +Telecasters forever +Yum yum +Papa +Bliss +Go +Greenpills +You are the best +You are the best +Green green green green low and poap poap leprechaun +Poap a thon leprechaun +Poap leprechaun +Poap a thon leprechaun +Smash that like button +Po app po app +Talented +Mr +Gold under the rainbow +Hopping on harpies the best +Give pizza to the world +Rock star a thon let's go go go +Cause it's +St +Patty's +Day +St +Patty' +Go +Appathon +Hackathon +Frienda thon everything a th +Patty's day +Po app a thon +Hackathon friend +A thon +Everything a thon +St +Patty's +Day +That's it" +I could be the Goblin King to hold back certain doom,"I could be the broken floorboard in the middle of the room +But I am spoken for +And dreamed into existence +By the whistling of the muscle bone and sinew +I could be the writhing hoardes murdered without thought +I could be the smiling wife trying to be something she’s not +All my power and energy +Wrapped up in time and space +But could be substituted by default +I could be the humpback whale who’s searching for a home +I could be the only voice your innerself has known +I could ask forgiveness +I could offer mine +I could remind us that everybody dies alone" +Here we go again just like we always do,"You are looking at me and +I'm looking at you +Don't say it's a thing +It most certainly is not +Your head is filled with blood +My nose is filled with snot +My nose is filled with snot +Oh baby don't you look away +This is something that we're just gonna have to deal with today +Once in a while we make the biggest mistake +And then we go to jail +And then out of jail we break +Yeah +Out of jail we not +Until we break together and we go into the sun +We find ourselves on +Mars make another run for it +We go into the galaxies +We go into the black holes +Everybody is burning their soul +Yeah yeah yeah yeah +I am made of magic +You are made of spin +Don't look at me +I'm not the one who made it like that +Once in a while baby +Gotta look inside +Once in a while baby you got to swallow your pride +You got to swallow your pride +Well +I just follow following darkness was following +Light was looking for something going bed at night +I woke up in the morning had in my hand and then +I book a minor stand and +I book a minor stand and +I book a minor +Pokemon cook a minor stand" +Look at that blue look at that blue,"The clouds and the yellow bricks too +Look at those pipes and what they do +Can you hear them inviting you +To stay a little longer and explore +Feel how you run and jump +Feel how your heart goes thump +See those faces full of grump +As you crush them when you stomp +You know that’s what you were put here for +And there’s nothing like the first time +When you’re told you’re in control +I’ve had nothing like the first time +I played Mario +In all those colors +And all that space +To figure out where you’re going +And chase +wild thought +That might be nothin’ +That might be another world +In all those colors +Water and sky +Space to dream +And wondering why +crazy leap +That might be nothin’ +That might be another world +What’s behind that secret door +I’ve never been this far before +I’m on fire like a thunderous roar +I’m standing up and my thumbs are sore +Don’t talk to me cuz I’m in the zone +Down the flagpole, castle time +My friends are cheering me on and I’m +Going on instinct flying blind +I’m a Jedi master clearing my mind +I’ve got this sense down in my bones" +The thing I like about you most is ,"you'd run away with me +So pack your bags and your shotgun too +we might run into zombies +We're always down for that co op multiplayer action +We're always down +I'd follow you into the jungle +Yeah I know we'd survive +endless waves of faceless soldiers +Cause we've got 60 lives +We're always down for that co op multiplayer action +We're always down +We're always down for that co op multiplayer action +We're always down +I'm tough like a ninja +When the pirates come in hordes well that's when +I'll be calling to ya +You better bring your sword +We're always down for that co op multiplayer +I said we're always down +We're so down +We're so down +Worse it down for co-op +We're so down +We're so down +Worse it down for co-op +A horse, a yellow sunset +A pick axe dripping red +A field full of rotting corpses +One more night with the living dead +We're so down +We're so down +Worse it down for co-op" +This is a subscribe drive x4,"If you watch my videos every single day +And you enjoy them +Please help me to spread the word +About what I’m doing +Find one other person +Just one other person +And show them your favorite song +And get them to subscribe +In whatever way they want +Youtube, Facebook, Twitter +Email, or Tumblr +I appreciate all of you +Who watch me do my thing +And I love it when I hear from you +Through comments and rating +Find one person +Just one other person +And tell them why you watch +Maybe you come for the songs +Or maybe it’s the crazy antics +Maybe you don’t even know why you watch +That’s okay +Just get them to watch too +Cuz this is a subscribe drive +This is a subscribe drive x8 +Drive, drive, drive" +"it's a slippery, slippery slope","For a long time we've been slippin' +Abandon ye all hope +Because we've reach the point of tippin' +We've reached the point where the news comes out +That the NSA is listening +It's not tin foil conjecture now +Our president admits it +Our president's dismissive +As if the world didn't just change +As if everything is all right +As if things aren't being done in my name +That keep me up all night +Scandals come and go +Our attention span demands it +But this one's different, you know +So let's do our best to withstand it +The blinking lights and pregnant teens +The distractions that come tumbling +Your government is listening +Let's let them hear a rumbling +This is no time to be fumbling +Everything has just changed +The case is closed and air tight +I'm slowly being driven insane +And it keeps me up all night +Every single email +And every text message +Stored in a database +In the side of a mountain +I've seen that in the movies +And it never ends well +Don't you think it sounds like +comic book super villain +Do you hide yourself away +If some bureaucrat is listening +Does it limit what you say +Do you just disconnect v +We've reached the point where the news comes out +That the NSA is listening +It's not tin foil conjecture now +Our president admits it +Our president's dismissive +As if the world didn't just change +As if everything is all right +As if things aren't being done in my name +That keep me up all night" +Your chord progressions confuse us,"But they're merry, merry colors +They wash away our blueses +Happy Birthday Thomas +We know you won't refuse us +We glad that you're our brother +We wish that we were Hughes's +Happy Birthday Thomas!" +Five hundred,"And forty eight million +Half a billion dollars +That’s how much +It’ll cost +To keep Melania in NYC +We need a new name for conservatives +We need a new name for everything +IN fact words don’t seem to work any more +We need a new way to communicate +Five hundred +And forty eight million +Half a billion dollars +That’s how much +It’ll cost +To keep Melania in NYC +Can you imagine if this had been Michelle +The fire and the fury of white America +But hypocrisy doesn’t mean anything +We need a new way to communicate" +I am empty,"I have no more +I look but don’t see +What I am for +Turn off the lights +We’re all the same +At the end of our lives +We’re all the same +Happy or sadness +Madness and jealousy +It’s all just chemicals +And electricity +Turn off the lights +And we disappear +Close your eyes +And you’ll disappear" +Collect a thousand pennies from the cushions in,"your couch Stack +them into tens and them put them in +your mouth And +now you must get ready to take the +journey out Out +beyond the here and now summer day is +punctuated by this water spout That +washes clean the sins that boiled underground Strip +off all your skin and be ready to +bow down Out +beyond the here and now Apropos +of nothing I’m +riding low on life Waking +up at five AM +And turning off the lights Bury +that one idea the one you can’t live +without And +in it’s place put the face that fills +you up with doubt And +on to that face��s hair place the thorny +crown Out +beyond the here and now Apropos +of nothing Nothing’s +scared never was The +universe a confusing mess Of +am and is and does Once +your thoughts are packaged up and ready to +be shipped out Some +electric scheme in your brain sends signals to +your mouth But +the moments in between are when it all +goes south Out +beyond the here and now" +"To justify their ad hoc enforcement actions, the","SEC claims that all digital assets qualify as +securities under their purview Cuz +they represent “investment contracts,” In +this lawsuit, the plaintiffs seek a judicial declaration +that sales of digital assets like the ones +that would take place on LEJILEX +are not securities transactions. They’re +not ""investment contracts"" if they did, the SEC’s +authority would be virtually limitless, covering any purchase +of an asset that might appreciate in value. +For example, the SEC’s +view of its own authority would apparently mean +that buying a pair of limited-run Nike +sneakers with the intention of reselling them, while +expecting that Nike +would continue working to increase demand for those +coveted shoes, would be enough to turn those +sneakers into securities, their resale into a securities +transaction subject to regulation by the SEC, +and any auction house or consignment store that +helps resell them into an unregistered securities exchange." +1 2 3 4 I love these magnets,"in the j They're +the one who take me to the star +Put them in my pocket Till +I fly the rocket and you won't see +me Cause +I'll be gone so far I got the +magnets from a magic man He +put them right into my hand He +said they will make you and they might +also make you But +you know who you are in the end +In the end So +I wake up and I take off and +I wake I got these magnets in the +jar Look +at me like I so far the biggest +man in the world Every +little burden go look up to me But +I'm broken I put myself into a puddle +Everything comes out in another world I wanna +know cause who you were in the morning +when the sun came up soon you go +like we're rocking into and you see yourself +reflected in the business of the people that +you love the people that love you and +all that you can say is all that +you can do Like +this like this like this like this Like +this like this like this That +was a weird request from Who +requested that Ryan +Was that Ryan +But a jar full of the most powerful +magnets Thank +you Please +leave me more song requests It's +very lonely here without song requests" +I am not a relic from another time,"I’m just a creep but I’m +Aware of myself +It was just a Tuesday I was sitting there +Became self aware +Noose around my neck +And the tone of your voice +Says get away +And the glint in your eye says +Make me stay +Why +Give me desire +If you’re only gonna make me beg +Why +Light me on fire +If you’re just gonna piss on my leg" +I've had a long day,"I'm too tired to wait +long day hey +Too tired to play too +Try to play too +Try to play what else can +I say that +I +To try to play +Long day +Long day +Long day +Such a long day +Such a long day +Such a long day" +50 speakers over 4 short days,"So much information you’ll be blown away +Can be overwhelming to say the least +So they brought us in to and break it down in song +Some catchy tunes to try and help along +Your absorption of all these great ideas +TEDMED, twenty one one +TEDMED, I’d like to see you outdone +TEDMED, it’s gonna be profound +TEDMED, so lemme break it down +Here’s Dean Cayman riding on a Segway +He’s got robotic arms and he says “Hooray” +The future is now, all aboard +And look, there’s Woz on a Segway, too +Being chased by Big Boy, look out dude +But he uses the power of dance to escape +At TEDMED, twenty one one +TEDMED, I’d like to see you outdone +TEDMED, it’s gonna be profound +Allow me to continue to break it down +Diana Nyack chased by a shark fin +But she’s saved by her friends at CNN +Sanjay Gupta to the rescue +Oh, look it’s Anish Chopra and Regina Benjamin +They spend all day hanging out with the president +Can you guys just text him right now +Lance Armstrong will be here soon +But he’s currently riding on the moon +His lungs so strong +He can breathe in space +Peter Diamundus will pick him up +With a spaceship shaped like a pickup truck +They will land outside on the beach +From TEDMED, twenty one one +TEDMED, I’d like to see you outdone +TEDMED, it’s gonna be profound +TEDMED, so let’s break it down +The last I saw Jay Walker he +Was lost in the stacks of his library +I sure hope he made it out alive +And Mark’s your host, but we won’t see him dance +Unless he eats a mushroom from Paul Stanitz +Then we’ll see him dance for sure +At TEDMED, twenty one one +I’d like to see you outdone +It’s gonna be profound +So stick around +TEDMED, twenty one one +TEDMED, I’d like to see you outdone +TEDMED, it’s gonna be profound +TEDMED, so stick aroundxc" +Im just a puppet wishin' for world peace,"But my strings tang tangled - all I +see is defeat! my money's in the system, +and the system's causing pain Meanwhile +Caitlyn Jenner +is slinging shitcoins Kind +of want to try Luna +but without the mistakes You've +got to find the magic. Damn +yo meme Ran +out of steam our politicians go to Israel +to autograph missiles that kill children Is +the world dying, Is +my soul crying? Leave +those kids alone Free +Palestine Sweating +in my jacket, I’m +a cooked couch potato And +that’s how I knew my potato was cooked +We’re all gonna make it But +we can’t even call it twitter now Fuck +you, Elon +The bane of my existence It’s +been a while It's +never gonna last. what am i doing here +are we so early yet? Hare +Krishna Hare +Rama I'm +looking for a gold digger: boobs that are +bigger than big beehives, dumb as a rock +but brain giving vibes I'm +looking for a man in finance, trust fund, +6'5, blue eyes, finance, trust fund I’m +looking for a mind in AI +Algorithms, reaching the sky AI, +Algorithms Yo, +I'm looking for the promised freedom, money without +big banks, that digital gold. long time ago +and far far away We +seized the memes and made them play The +game of coins, and thus we joined future +built by Freedom's +heir I need to trademark ""song"" before the +freedom fighters do and embii sends their love +from the moon The +crypto bros are counting their dough Gary +Bear-y, banana na na fo fear-y remember, reminisce +of wagmi In +order for non-violence to work, your opponent must +have a conscience. The +United States +has none, has none." +Stop singing about politics,"Just sing about Jesus Christ +He didn’t talk about politics +He just shut up he was real nice +Don’t sing about politics +Don’t be such a Socialist Jew +Not here on Christmas Day +That’s not what we want from you +Just shut up about it +Every day you shout it +No one wants to hear it +Your stupidsocialist team spirit +What would Jesus say if he heard +You whine about Donald Trump +You say that you are scared +That he’s got us all under his thumb +What would Jesus do +Definitely not sing about politics +He’d just sit quietly +He knew his place, you see +We don’t need no politics +Not in our music, not in our shows +Not in games or comic books +Not from you socialist bros +Stop wanting equality +Stop singing for democracy +Stop wishing that the people could see +There’s power in solidarity +Go back to just songs about games +Songs about pop culture and stuff +Songs about memes that’s what we like +Enough with the politics, yeah enough +Stop singing about politics +Not on Jesus’ birthday +He had no politics +That just wasn’t his way" +$1 a month goes a long way for me!,"Nobody knows +The pain I feel +When you won’t look my way +You got your red dress on +And my mind is gone +Oh how I long to hear you say +Oh baby I want to be near you +Oh baby I want to be clear you +Got ahold of my heart +I love you just the way you are +I was walking down +The moonlit street +All alone crying to the sky +Then you appeared +It was really weird +But you steered clear, I couldn’t catch your eye" +Hey mr devil don't you follow me no,"i'm trying to be good but it hurts me so +i got no will power, got no strength +my soul is empty and my mind is blank +this journey called life is a dangerous thing +you're damed if you talk and you're damed if you sing +the bells that toll don't toll for me +the church ain't full of garunnteeeeas +so no no no no +i got change in my pocket and my life is a show +things don't happen fast enough +but it's all gone before you look +darkness heavy in a cloud so big +it covers the sky and ain't that a kick +in the head you don't have a place to be dry +but your neaderthal brow keeps it out of your eyes +my dna is mixed and torn +it's been that way since i was born +i one of these days i'm gonna get that fixed +they're gonna replace all my double helixes" +I'm gonna stomp stomp stomp on your pumpkin,"New day Because +I don't give a shit about your Halloween +I'm gonna eat after I stomp your size +by pumpkin it tastes really good Come +on my friends let's stomp together there's more +than enough for us to share we may +not be free but we got each other +I would rather be anywhere Stomp +stomp stomp on the bucket Because +I don Because +I don't give a shit about your Halloween +I'm gonna eat something" +Should I go and fly on an airplane,"in the sky Find +myself up on the shelf In +a little drought above the clouds Should +I risk my life to go and fly +See some friends I don't know if that's +a smart thing to do I don't know +if that's a smart thing to do Should +I even try to get back to some +normal life when everything falling apart all around +us How +do you start How +do you start How +do you start How +do you start Should +I put on a suit and tie and +become a businessman Crunching +numbers Counting +on my hands Counting +on the calculator my calculator my calculator my +calculator my calculator" +I like bugs Bugs,"are cool Do +you like bugs Let's +be friends I like bugs Bugs +that drool Bugs +are cool Let's +be friends let's be friends like honeybee it's +friends with a sycamore tree let's be friends +let's be friends Like +a dragonfly he's friends with a frog Is +friends with a dog I like bugs you +like bugs let's be friends let's be friends +Friends today" +He’s a union bustin buffoon,"He’s a thin skinned wannabe tycoon +He’s the richest man in the world +And somehow also the lamest +So so lame +He didn’t earn anything that he’s got +Never had one original thought +He’s the richest man in the world +And somehow also the dumbest +So so dumb +Please don’t body shame Elon Musk +When you do you also shame those of us +Bulbous bodies that look the same +And so we also feel the shame +There’s plenty you can shame him about +He’s a garbage human leave nothing out +But bodies come in all shapes and size +Not a great thing to criticize" +Don’t fly drones over the goats,"The goats, the goats get really scared +Drink lots of water from the gigantic tank outside +It’s hot but better than a hotel ballroom +Big weird space full of awesome people +XOXO has got me feeling inspired +Inflate a caterpillar through it’s butt hole +Chlorine gas from toilet cleaner and bleach +Kevin Kelly’s the oldest person here +Had a non ironic plaid shirt on +He loves to make cool useless stuff +And startups are like pigeons +lady knows when it’s time to leave the dance +Gina Tripani was obsessed with time +She wanted to lead an efficient life +Because someday you will die +Sometimes your worst moments will feed your best work +Everything in china is handmade +And china doesn’t have shelves +What if kickstarted updates were a MOOC +Dan Winkler is an outlier +He drew a picture with the camera lucida everyday +Ethan Diamond goes weeks without talking to his coworker +Even when he’s sitting right across from him +Dick Costolo was a jerk to him at a conference +But Band Camp is one of my favorite things +Everyone having everything is like everyone having nothing +Rachel Binx is a unicorn +She designs and codes +She had a failure with ThingCONF +Now she can write a Medium post +She didn’t want to give vague life advice +So she shared her net income which was the most +startling thing +Standing ovation for Anita +We want you to know you’re not alone +The most radical thing that you can do +Is believe a woman when she tells you her experiences +These terrorist trolls thinks she’s a demon +Spinning conspiracy theories and making awful threats +Victim blaming and impersonations +This is as bad as the internet gets +Gruber though a subscription +Model was the way to go +After three years trying he gave up +And was finally able to grow and so +You've got to know when to hold 'em +Know when to fold 'em +Know when to walk away +And know when to run +You never count your money +When you're sittin' at the table +There'll be time enough for countin' +When the dealin's done" +We been out,"Chasing wild goose feathers +For so long +I think it’s time +For a midnight slow meander +Until dawn +Right or wrong +I’m an otter and you’re my friend +Right back where we start again +The sober hillside’s ancient call +Butter me up into a ball +I’ve found you +And you’ve found me +Take a +Late night flight of fancy +Round the lake +You can +Be anything you want to be +For goodness sake" +Come on come on,"Let’s go now +I know you know how +To dance +You know how to dance +One is enough but two’s good +Gotta learn how to lose good +Too +You know know how to dance +Was afraid of giving up but +Felt like I wasn’t living up +To you +Who knows how to +So I took my time with it +Tried to find the sunshine in it +ooo +You know how to dance" +I don’t dance Like,"I used to When +I thought the universe owed me something big +as the earth I put on my pants +Just like you do But +I had to learn what the hell was +worth getting dressed for first When +the world was in her prime She +said humans can handle time They +will be responsible for me now It +was a choice that she’d regret She +couldn’t see how bad it would get But +the choice was made and she screamed out +loud Gently +medicated And +suspicious Of +every single floating head on the TV +Do the backstroke Get +all contortioned Just +keep your prying eyes off of me When +the world was lost and dark She +looked to heaven for a spark She +thought maybe they’d help, tho she didn’t know +how It +was a choice that she’d regret She +couldn’t see how bad it would get But +the choice was made and she screamed out +loud Into +the darkness glowing flame Dim +at first but soon ripped through the night +All of the angels Set +about their game Every +single wrong would soon be right When +the world was reborn She +cried all through the morning Doomed +to recycle her sacred cows It +was a choice that she’d regret She +couldn’t see how bad it would get But +the choice was made and she screamed out +loud" +We were all convinced it was just a joke,"High +Sierra +But that foggy notion went up in +Small +High +Sierra 3 different ways to say +Sunny 100 different instances machine learning +Oh everybody's getting +Everybody's getting so high +Sierra +Said everybody's getting +Everybody's getting so +High +Sierra +IOS 11 beta +So buggy +Boom boom boom boom boom +But let's hear a woo for face release +Woo for phrase releases +Come on +It's an iPad drag fest +drag fest +The imac pro got me obsessed +So everybody's getting boop +Everybody's getting so high +Sierra +Said everybody's getting boop +Everybody's getting so high +Sier +Said everybody's getting +Everybody's getting so high +Sierra +Everybody's getting +Everybody's getting so high +Sierra" +Angry Berkeley housewife in a Jaguar,"Honking at an SUV +I wonder to myself about who you are +And I’m glad you’re not honking at me +Me me me me +Angry Berkeley housewife in a Jaguar +Angry Berkeley housewife in a Jaguar, Jaguar +Angry Berkeley housewife in a Jaguar +Angry Berkeley housewife in a Jaguar, Jaguar" +Flossing your teeth Flossing,"your teeth It's +not a fun activity but it's important for +your gums Flossing +your teeth Flossing +your teeth It's +not a fun activity but it's important for +your gums On +my bottom teeth they're all jacked up so +I gotta make the floss go in every +nook and cranny of my teeth Of +my teeth Flossing +your teeth Flossing +your teeth It's +not a fun activity Whatever +dentist will tell you it's important for your +gums Important +for your gums Important +for your gums" +Terence doesn't have any eye cleavage,"Because of all his botox injections +I like Anderson's eye cleavage +And i don't think that he should be messin' +anderson works three jobs you know +60 minutes his talk show and war zones +he's a vigilante fighting against bare feet +in public and banana peels in inappropriate places +Anderson Cooper's eye cleavage +He eats like a 5 year old +Anderson Cooper's eye cleavage +He's a well know total germaphobe +he's a good looking guy +and he doesn't need to hide +It was scary that time he went +totally blind +The show is called Anderson live +but I think we should change the name to" +Goodbye goerli,"See you later +We appreciate you +So long prater +What do I do with +All my testnet tokens +Start a dao now +Only open +To people with dead testnet loot +What a misfit self selecting crew +Goodbye, goodbye +I promised myself I wouldn’t cry +When Goerli died +Bittersweet +Cuz we’re moving on and growing +Holesky +Goodbye" +Why don’t you write,"song a week +Cuz then they’d be better +Instead of meek +Oh well dear listener +That’d never do +I do it for myself +I don’t do it for you +Long ago I felt it +This unbearable pull +From somewhere inside +The inner part of my soul +need to create +No matter what I do +Every single day +I don’t do it for you +I don’t do it for you +Though I’m glad you’re here +To say hi and thank you +To lend me your ear +I love you dearly +You know that’s true +But when it comes to this +I don’t do it for you +If a man sings +And nobody hears it +Does the song exist +In any way but spirit +Oh yes it does my friend +Through and through +I do it for myself +I don’t do it for you +It’s not romantic +And it can be hard +Singing to the sunset +In the backyard +But I sit down and do it +Each day a new +I’m glad you’re listening +I don’t do it for you" +One thousand two hundred and seven nouns,"Three big years impact the world now +The closest thing we’ve seen to the real DAO +Three big years the nouns gonna show you how +Bringing water to those in need +Making a feature length movie +Nouns are just getting started +With their very own sports team +Funding the internet whimsy +Nounish means open hearted" +We’ve already given up,"Before we even start +The little cracks give way +To a full blown broken heart +Cuz change is gonna happen +But by then we’ll be crawling on the floor +By then this cold fighting will turn +Into a full blown civil war +And yeah we feel so helpless +We’re on the desperate side of justice +With a million different ways to divide us +But in the important way we are the same +We’ve already had our say +There’s nothing left to shout +Every thought has come full circle +There’s no time for that now +It’s extraordinarily normal +The same sets of neurons fire +We dance around and the groove is set +No other action required +And yeah we feel so helpless +We’re on the desperate side of justice +With a million different ways to divide us +But in the important way we are the same +I say I want to get to know my neighbors +I say I want to really connect +But then it’s late and i’m tired and the tv is on +Let’s just go to bed +We can all barely go on like this +I mean I don’t know about you +In this exhausted mess of a broken future +This nightmare dance we do" +Smooth Lori rocked the bone yeah,"Everybody said there she goes yeah +And +I said how come nobody's stopping her +I said how come she won't let me go with her +Smooth +Lorry stole the show +Nobody took her eyes off hope +Yeah +What did you expect from a queen +Yeah +You know what +I mean +Smooth +Maury told her story +Yeah +And it wasn't what we expected +Around every corner were diamonds and missiles and ghosts +Every word a misdirected +Yeah +Smooth +Lori sang a song was better than anyone had ever heard +Yeah +This is just my approximation of her +Yeah +I'll never do her justice +Yeah +We can never do her justice +Yeah +We can never do her justice" +It's a,"Sunday for the song +Such a fun way to get along +Just don't hit each other +Just don't hit each other no it's a +Sunday +Build a fort and +I'm feeling kind of out of sort +Just don't hit each other +Just don't hit each other now it's +Sunday for today +I am our fortune to play +Late to the party +Late to the party +Just don't hit each other +Just don't hit each other +Just don't hit each other +Just don't hit it" +I'm trying really hard Not,"to get in a Twitter +fight today I want you to let people +be wrong And +just say, okay Don't +want to get in a Twitter +fight Don't +want to get in a Twitter +fight Don't +want to get in a Twitter +fight Don't +want to get in a Twitter +fight Don't +want to get in a Twitter +fight Don't +want to get in a Twitter +fight Don't +want to get in a Twitter +fight Don't +want to get in a Twitter +fight Today." +She's a shooting star,"You can see her from wherever you are +But she's too far away to touch +Doesn't matter how long or hard you love +If she's in the atmosphere, she's close +You can try to chase her, but you'll always be too slow +Now you're running towards the light +She blinked into existence, she split the light +Come and find me now, she said +But only in my head +She's a shooting star +Always so close and still so far +She'll grant you one wish if you're quick +And the night will close around you heavy and thick +She'l shrink down and she will grow +You'll think she's a satellite or a flake of snow +Gotta get out to get it +Gotta get out or you'll regret it +While I'm here I'll bide my +Never right +Never the right time" +My kid has become very interested in the number ,"Google as well as the much bigger number +Googleplex. +The other day, they had Alexa say the number +Google +out loud, +and we started dancing to it +because it made a cool song. +Let's go. +1000-000000-00000 +000000000000000 +000000000000000 +000000000000000 +000000000000000 +000000000000000 +000000000000000" +You can't walk in the mall anymore,"You can't walk in the mall anymore +Somewhere you gonna walk +Somewhere you gonna walk +Can't walk in the mall anymore +Can't walk in the mall anymore +Can't walk in the mall anymore +Can't walk in the mall anymore +Where you gonna walk +Somewhere you gonna walk away +You gonna walk +Somewhere you gonna walk +You can't walk in the mall anymore +You can't walk in the mall anymore +You can't walk in the mall anymore +You can't walk in the mall anymore +So where you gonna walk +So where you gonna walk +So where you gonna walk +So where you gonna walk" +Sometimes controversial,"Sometimes purposely vague +I don’t need +To really believe +Any of the things I say +Maybe I am funny +Maybe I have the hottest takes +It’s not about me +I’m just a vessel, you see +To get somebody to engage +I am an engagement farmer +Toiling in the fields +Trying to reverse engineer +My way to greater yields +Harvesting dopamine +Sometimes I am inscrutable +Sometimes I start a fight +I get great returns from +Everything I learned +From the opinion section of The NY Times +I tell my wacky stories +I write the longest threads +I measure my soul by +The metrics I pull +They all live rent free in my head" +I biked a lot today,"Cause I'm in Copenhagen. +Everybody knows what do when you're in Copenhagen. +I biked a lot today I biked all around. +My muscles are not used to biking so much +and they can now be found +hurting in my body +My muscles can be found +hurting in my body. +I biked, I biked all around today +I biked all around Copenhagen +And I biked into the woods +and it was very fun. +Now I'm sitting in my hotel room +and it's too dark in my song all +that's we do in Copenhagen +that's what we do. +Oh, my muscles are hurting +and I don't really feel like doing my song +But that's just how we do it +when we do a song a day. +But that's just how we do it +when you a song a day +We go back in that Copenhagen +we do a song today +In a hotel room where it's too dark, +Too dark, too dark" +Sleeping in a silo,"On library island +They got all the books +On library island +words for breakfast +On library island +Taller than a mountain +On library island +Telling tall tales +Painting pictures +We’re left for dead +We make our own luck +There are monsters +I broke my glasses +Levar Burton +You gotta pick sides" +In your job at the coop,"There’s a lot under your control +Capital credits and the budget +HR and payroll +You gotta be a mind reader +gatekeeper, an incident commander +storm coordinator +holiday party planner +Working at the COOP +The Electric COOP +We do this everyday +NRECA +Folks’ll get a brand new fridge +Most efficient you can buy +Then they keep their old one stocked with beer +And are mad when their bill’s still high +Copper thieves and all kinds of critters +Short circuit the lines +So you send a drone to assess +And it get shot out of the sky +Another day at the COOP +The Electric COOP +We do this everyday +NRECA +Members who think smart meters +Are just for spying by the government +You gotta know a foreign language +Explaining complex bills to them +Apps and social media +You keep track of it on your own +But everyone on the board uses AOL +And flipphones +BTU, C02 +DC, DG, IOU +EPA, FTC +EMF, ESP +NIMBY, FERC +HVAC, NERC +NISC," +"Death, death, death","Is dancing around here +He's got a big top hat +And a great big furry beard +You're not afraid of him +cause you are the same weird +Death, death, death +Is dancing around here +Life, life, life +Is short and long to you +From the teepee in the china foothills +To flatbush avenue +from Morty, my grandpa +to your lovers lars and gru +Life, life, life +Is short and long to you +You may not always be remembered +But you will never be replaced +These are lines from a poem +You wrote +I sit here studying your features +The lines upon your face +Hearing the labored breathing +In your throat +I want my lover to meet you +I want my kids to know you +And Morty will surely greet you +And throw his arms around you +And you will watch me grow +From wherever you go, go, go, go, go, go +Death, death, death +Is dancing around here +Dancing the way you used to +With no callousness or fear +The path is like the dancing +It's spontaneous and clear +Death, death, death +Is dancing around here" +Living in the city you get car alarms,"going off all the time Living +in the city you get car alarms going +off even when there's no crime committed No +one cares about your car but there goes +off your alarm And +then it keeps me up all night and +it's really annoying oh yeah Car +alarms, car alarms going off all over the +place it won't stop even when you're..." +What's the rhythm?,"What's the rhythm? +Can you do one of our rhythms, papa? +No. +She's got it. +Butterflies, +Unicorn and butterflies? +Unicorn and butterflies. +Fly through the sky? +Fly through the sky? +Fly through the sky? +Flying through the sky? +Flying through the sky? +Through the sky? +Flying through the sky? A +nd the butterflies say, hey, hey, what you doing today? +And the butterflies say, hey, hey, hey, what you doing today? +Butterflies, butterflies and unicorns. +Done. +Done +Picking my nose. I'm done, I'm done. +Unicorn, unicorn" +"Hello, hello","Hello, hello +Hello, hello +Hello, hello +Hello, hello +Hello, hello +Hello, hello +Hello, hello +Hello to the world +(Hello, hello) +Hello to the world +(Hello, hello) +Hello to the world +(Hello, hello) +Hello to the world +(Hello, hello) +Hello to the world +(Hello, hello) +Hello to the world +(Hello, hello) +Hello to the world +(Hello, hello) +Hello to the world +(Hello, hello) +Oh no (oh no) +Oh no (oh no) +Oh no (oh no) +Oh no (oh no) +Oh no (oh no) +Oh no (oh no) +Oh no (oh no) +Oh no" +Up and down and all around,"Life with throw you for a loop +In the fish and ocean blue +Waves are allyoop +Criss and cross and twist and toss +wandering stone has got no moss +You can always be your own boss +No matter what you do +Going and going +And soon it’ll be snowing +Seasons change so quick +You and me around we go +The moment never sticks +Bang the gong and join the throng +Traveling round the black +Universe and angel hurts +The wings upon her back +Nighttime glow in daytime so +The hours always short +Heart and mind and soul revealed +On the basketball court +Where do we go and what do we do +Which way is me and which way is you +The only real way out is through +Up and down we go" +Had a grudge but I let it go,"Never felt right about it and so +I had to find my own way through +gorilla breaking out of the zoo +And it took all of my pride +And it broke me open wide +And I fell into the dust +Never knowing who I was +There isn’t any shame in it +There isn’t any shame +Give yourself a minute +To collect your things +There isn’t any shame in it +There isn’t any shame +No one but you can win it +It’s nobody else’s game +I took myself so seriously +Somehow I couldn’t see +What the weight was doing to me +porcupine stuck up a in tree +And you tried to tie my wrist +And I said I don’t like it like this +The boat was rocking back and forth +Even then it was already over +In the dark +You can feel your heart beating faster +No matter where you are +You sense yourself on the edge of disaster +I had a face that I couldn’t see +Living in between two versions of me +Kept them apart sheer force of will +Distance between grew greater still +Moss growing on my skin +Never really knowing what I held in +So afraid of blowing up +That I was never really showing up" +Food is a human right,"Everything is now all your fault +We should abolish ice +Hate your body with all you got +You anxious all the time? +Should that make you feel bad +There is always someone better +So you should just give up +Life is just random luck +So you shouldn’t give a fuck +Healthcare is a human right +People get what they deserve +Do you stare up at the stars? +Do you have it figured out? +Did you get out of bed today? +Are you ok? +I used to run fast now I run slow +I used to say yes now I say no +You’ll never get back to the way things were +I used to say no but now I say sure +Housing’s a human right +Capitalism’s great +Billionaire guillotine +Resign yourself to your fate +The planet is getting hotter +There’s nothing that we can do +I fear for my son and daughter +But it can’t just be me and you +I wish it was cold when it’s hot +I say absolutely when I mean absolutely not +I don’t know how to just let things be" +Can’t go two seconds without thinking,"I’ve got nothing left to give +Can’t come close to the +Push that came to shove +Can’t reach that live and let live +What do you need to live +Your body doesn’t know how to give it +Can’t go two seconds without complaining +About things I can’t control +Can never sublimate +The desire to conjugate +The verbs that spiral in my soul +I just watched a TED talk +About the need to prepare +For the eventual emergence +Of super intelligence everywhere +It doesn’t know how to give +Can’t stay here and I can’t go back +But the future is a pain +My body doesn’t seem to fit +Can never remember it +It’s on the tip of my brain" +Tokie Robinson,"Where you going where you been +It's your ninetieth birthday today +I know once that you were able +To drink the boys underneath the table +With your shining wit you kept them all at bay +Happy birthday +Happy Birthday +Tokie Robinson +Happy Birthday Tokie +You are feisty you are fierce +With a manner that can pierce +Directly to the heart of anything +When the boys saw you comin' +They’d say “here comes Panther Woman” +And that's why today I'd like to sing +Happy birthday +Happy Birthday +Tokie Robinson +Happy Birthday Tokie +Happy Birthday Tokie +You indirectly taught me how to cook +Happy birthday Tokie +Your life could fill a thousand books +Happy birthday Tokie +Happy birthday Tokie +Happy birthday Tokie +Tokie Robinson +Where you going where you been +It's your ninetieth birthday today" +Is Joe Biden a big boy,"Or is he a baby +Is he our best hope +Or is he just lazy +Cause if he wants to , he better grow +Skin much tougher +He can’t run to his mother +Why is everybody picking on me +(He goes running to his mama) +That poll is unfair +Julian Castro is mean +(He goes running to his mama)" +Mystery Bard,"Has got a cold +He’s gonna eat soup +He’s gonna drink tea +He’s gonna take it easy +He’s gonna blow his nose +He’s gonna sing for you +Then go to sleep +And dream of great big elephants +And dream of golden sunsets +And dream of snow capped mountains" +"Nifty’s, Daz3D","HBO and Warner Bros. +Dis covery +Global consumer products +When you play the game of thrones +You either win or you die +Another option that’s lesser known +Is you grow fingers like this +Chaos is a ladder and +Many who try to climb +Fail and never get to try again +Or they grow fingers like this" +Are you so surprised that I do the things I do,"That I do them best I can +Even when I don’t understand +Are you so surprised by the stories that I tell +So that I stay alive +As the world goes on by +Are you surprised +Are you surprised +Are you so surprised by the tired in the night +That takes me down a hole +Where I’m lost and uncontrolled +Are you so surprised by the effort that I got +When the days are dancing in sync +And I barely have time to think +Are you so surprised by the punch drunk poison +That’s running through my veins +That erupts each time it rains +Are you so surprised by the heaviness in life +The color of money in your pocket +The love just like a rocket" +The country is dirt,"The city is grime +The country is mud +The city is slime +country kid is just +What I’m +But my kids are city +kids all the time +Some cities are beautiful +Some country roads are ugly as sin +I want my kids to have it all +I don’t know about this city i’m in +This city when it’s hot +Is gross and it is not +nice place to be in the least +Loud and obnoxious a cacophony feast +The country is quiet +The city is loud +It’s all my kids have +Known till now +They can just +Accept where they are +While I’m conflicted +In my heart +Some cities are beautiful +Some country roads are ugly as sin +I want my kids to have it all +I don’t know about this city i’m in +The city screams at me +Everywhere I look it’s so ugly +People are mad and angry +It’s not a nice feeling to be" +Sa,"Tattoos +Don't +Tattoos don't +Don't +Tattoos tattoos tattoos don't let t +Tattoos don't laugh +Tattoos tattoos tattoos don't tattoo" +President is compromised Look,"out Everything +about him has been cast in doubt Who's +he working for Not +you and me They +got him by the balls they got him +by the scrotum they got him by the +balls and we're all gonna pay for the +wreckage we caused and we got in his +way We +gotta stand together to make sure we don't +fall down a hole to make sure to +make sure to make sure to make sure +we don't fall down a hole of our +own design all of the time He's +compromised He's +compromised Don't +fall in a hole Don't +fall in a hole" +Old white man on twitter,"The villain from a YA novel +Throne makes him feel bigger +Pets a naked cat +Never stop to consider +different suit of armor +He doesn’t pull the trigger +He’s got henchmen for that +And in this fantasy +Fueled by the dopamine +Of all the retweets +and likes that he gets +His plan unfurls +To rule the whole world +He punishes little girls +For their insolence +Clickety clack +On the keyboard +Listen to the chimes and bells +Feel the crack of the +Whip he wants more +Straight into his veins +No pants +And a quarter pounder +And the music swells +His audience +Gets louder +Long may he reign" +Our president will start a war with Iran,"start a war with Iran +because he has absolutely no ability to negotiate +He's got no ability He's +weak and he's ineffective He's +weak So +the only way he's going to get reelected +is to start a war with Iran +Now it's to start a war with Iran +Now it's to start a war with Iran +Now it's to start a war with Iran +Now it's to start a war with Iran +No it's to start a war with Iran +The only way he's going to get reelected +to start a war with Iran +Now it's to start a war with Iran +Now Now +No war with Iran +No not war with Iran +No not war with Iran +No not war with Iran +No not war with Iran +No not war with Iran +No not war with Iran +No God +war with Iran +No God +War with Iran +No" +There is very little,"Anyone knows for sure +Are we in the middle +Of some joke that’s gone off course +How would you know +If humans had evolved +Past the point that we’re at +Millions of years ago +There is very little +Anybody can ever know +You can’t trust your senses +They are unreliable +How would you know +If the world really looked different +Than it does to you +You can’t know +And that’s a fact +That I just can’t get through" +We solved our taxes after two years Now,"I'm left with all these old fears Everything +feels just the same I'm +still playing this game I don't want to +get rich just forgetting I want to do +something big and if the world be letting +that's just the way it is we finally +solved a big tax liability I had to +take a hit in the gut Someday +I'll tell you the whole story but for +now I can't that's what I want to +get rich just forgetting I want to do +something big so if the universe be in +the that's just the way it is we +solved our taxes yesterday well not quite yet +there's one more step and I don't know +what to say about any of it I +don't want to get bitched just forgetting I +wanna make something big I don't wanna worry +anymore but that's just the way it is +yeah that's just the way it is that' +that's just the that's just the way it +is" +I heard you call my name,"When the big one came +And everybody ran to get out of the ring +I heard my name +I saw what you did too +Bumble frog in the blue tub of the backyard +You pushed it so hard +You knew how to push the buttons +And shout out loud +I heard you call the police +When +I asked for a priest +I felt you in my +I knew that at least you were me half of the time +You were me half of the time +Of the time +I don't know what you want +I don't know what +I got +I don't think +I've had enough +I don't think +Think you're in love with him +But really any of the time +For real +I know +I trying my best" +Who will remain?,"Who can save your songs? +Tell me who will remain that still knows how to dance? +Who will remain but the ones ??? +I was just a little boy +When I left came hill row +And I offered to go back there some day +It brings more than just a little joy +To remember those frogs and toads +In my memory their croaking is translated to say +Who will remain when the going gets gone? +Tell me who will remain? +Who can save your songs? +Oh who will remain who still knows how to dance? +Who will remain but the ones ??? +One thousand screaming architects +The whole city is on fire +Won’t someone come take away their guns? +There’s no loyalty that love protects when the riot is your choir +No religion that doesn’t melt the need for sun +Who will remain when the going gets gone? +Tell me who will remain? +Who can save your songs? +Oh who will remain that still knows how to dance? +Who will remain but the ones ??? +Who will remain?" +I am my penguin. My,"penguin is me. I was going through some +crazy things. I had amazing people supporting me. +I am my penguin and my penguin is +me. Oh, +my God. +My penguin gives me life. Oh, +my God. +I find myself. Oh, +my God. +Not money me. Oh, +my God. +Oh, my God. +I am a penguin and my penguin is +me. I will go and do some crazy +things. I had amazing people supporting me. I +am a penguin and my penguin is me. +And. Oh, +my God. +My penguin gives me life. I spend myself. +Oh, my God. +Got money me. Oh, +my God. +Never owe my God +down. I am my penguin. My +penguin is me. I was going through some +crazy things. I had amazing people supporting me. +I am my penguin and my penguin is +me. Oh, +my God. +My penguin gives me life. Oh, +my God. +I find myself. Oh, +my God. +Not money me. Oh, +my God. +Oh, my God. +And I am a penguin and my penguin +is me. I was going through some crazy +things. Had +amazing people supporting me. I am a penguin +and my penguin is me. Oh, +my God. +My penguin gives me life. I find myself. +Oh, my God. +Not money me. Oh, +my God. +Oh, my God. +Now. Oh, +my God. +My penguin gives me life." +Hurricane! Hurricane! ,"Hurricane! Hurricane! +Here comes the hurricane! +Here comes the hurricane! +It's coming, coming for ya! +Coming to get ya! +Look out! Look out! +The hurricane is coming! +It's here! +Not quite, but it's gonna be here soon. +Oh no! The hurricane is coming!" +"I hold my hand up saying, “stop what","you’re doing!” There’s +a flood coming and a storm a brewing +The streets will run with the pulsating light +of love With +the deep dark secret of love Do +you know what to say Do +you know what to say to the moon +Everybody’s looking for someone to blame Everybody’s +looking for someone to love Sometimes +both those things are the same But +in the middle of the night in the +sky above The +finality of thought when it’s spoken out loud +The finality of rain when it falls from +a cloud I saw you there just one +in the crowd you were holding tight to +the Deep +dark secret of love Embers +of trees that made way for their kids +Just like the dinosaurs and dodo birds did +We’re all just creatures trying to make our +way With +the deep dark secret of love" +riding in a boat,"being greeted +walking with soldiers +bowing with a kid +looking at beds +pointing out the window +walking on a path +posing for a picture +looking at stay puft +looking at juliet +looking at michael +looking at me +looking at Spielberg +looking at darth vader +looking at mario +looking at me +walking through a door +giving out bags +gesturing wildly +walking on a smaller path +clapping with his hands +pointing over there +looking at the guns +getting back on a boat +looking at Batman +looking at Mr. Burns +looking at Stephen Fry +looking at me +looking at elephants +looking at daisy duke +looking at hobbitsses +looking at me +looking at edward james +looking at captain kirk +looking at" +"Space ship, orbit, science all complete","Sunshine, Red wine, I melt into my seat +Soft hands, Lap dance +come on it's time to take a chance +let's get this party started +I wanna have sex in space +I wanna have sex in space +You and me in zero gravity +wrap your legs around my waist +the universe: it hurts. +such an unforgiving place. +so let's just forget about it +and have sex in space +huge moon, good tunes, your eyes reflect the earth +your hair as fair as the tail of a passing meteor +legs spread bulk head +come on we don't need a bed +grab on to something and hold on tight +I wanna have sex in space +I wanna have sex in space +You and me in zero gravity +wrap your legs around my waist +the universe: it hurts. +such an unforgiving place. +so let's just forget about it +and have sex in space" +We're just gonna play,"Tears into kingdom all day we're just gonna play +Tears of the kingdom all day +Sell the settle the +Tears of the kingdom all day +Zelda +Zelda +Tears of the kingdom all day we're just gonna play +Tears of the kingdom all day +Link through +H +Tears of the kingdom all day +Linking up through +Hyrule +Tears of the kingdom all day we just gonna play +Tears of the kingdom all day we're just gonna play +Tears in the kingdom all day +Tell them tell them here in the quotation the kingdom +Tell them tell them you're doing +Tears of night +Going to play all day we're going to play all day +Tears tears tears tears tears that they're coming all day +Tears tears tears tears +Cheers to the kingdom all day don't you worry about me +Tears at the kingdom all day +I'm going to go out and play +Tears at the kingdom all day but if +I were in your bouquet +Tears in the king of +What else can +I say +Jesus became a mountain +Zelda +Zelda +Tears of the kingdom of +Jesus the kingdom of +Zelda +Zelda +Tears of the kingdom of +Jesus" +Jupiter and Saturn,"together in 800 years I'm +noticing a pattern in a way In +the wake of my tears You +know me I know you You +show me what you do Jupiter +and Saturn +sitting in a tree Don't +flatter yourself You +are like me We +are the same You +took my name You +threw it away in yesterday's garbage Jupiter +and Saturn +breaking away from themselves Put +it in your pocket Go +to Mars +You may as well Elon +Musk is just like a horse Break +him down for glue and the divorce will +make everything all right again Make +everything all right again That's +where glue comes from That's +where glue comes from Jupiter +and Saturn +just like the Bible +says They're +gonna beat each other up Kills +the other in his head with a rock +on the sky And +the stars will be excited for the fight +and they'll go out they'll blink and you'll +know that Jupiter +and Saturn +have finished their business They're +going downtown to get a drink of coffee +at the Muddy +Waters At +the Muddy +Muddy Playing +chess with each other And +whoever wins gets to buy a chocolate croissant +A chocolate croissant for the whole damn galaxy" +Fin Fin,"Fin the dancing Fin +Fin Fin +Fin the dancing Fin +He is a dancing Fin +He gets stuck near the table He's +a fin because he's a dancing, dancing Fin +Fin Fin +Fin the dancing Fin +Fin Fin +Fin the dancing Fin +Fin the dancing Fin +And he falls down and he's sleeping Because +he's a dancing, dancing Fin +Then he gets up and he jumps around +and then he jumps some more And +his pants come falling down He's +a dancing, dancing Fin +He likes to jump around till he falls +down Fin +Fin Fin +the dancing Fin +Fin Fin +the dancing Fin +Dancing all around cause he's a dancing Fin, +a dancing Fin +Dancing all around cause he's a dancing Fin" +Man in the funny hat,"I really do like your hat +Guitar skills and a huge vocab +Nobody will ever doubt that +So much creativity +Presence and quick wit +Heavy satire directed at me +I’m not kidding I really liked it +All your honey badger episodes +And your epic YouTube rants +I just watched a bunch of them +Was like an angry hilarious dance +Man in the funny hat +We don’t agree on much +You may think I’m worse than a nazi +I may think you’re out of touch +But I think we’re more alike +As it turns you +Making things, and sharing stuff +That we care about +So though I deeply disagree +With your message through and through +Silly Hat Man listen to me +I salute you" +Have a good flight,"Would you like a drink +Chicken or fish +Spinning my wheels forever +Maybe I would like to go +On one of these airplanes someday +Has that ever even occurred to you +Everything I want’s within reach x2 +Oh, you can hit me +Someday you’re gonna miss me" +You are very verbose,"And you love great scotch +You’ve got a huge heart +Used to play lacrosse +Your big personality +Lights up the town +With Borat +or Chewbacca sounds +Chewbacca and JD +Hanging out up on Onondaga Hill +Playing golf and driving around in the beemer +Talking about life +Holy cross, Simons School +Electric friends that’s just how you do +You’re passionate for whatever you’re focused on +Your laugh rings out into the great beyond +Sarah and Johnny and Patricia too +Dave and Stephanie all care about you +From one coast to the other you moved +Happy Birthday JD ooo ooo oo" +Six years to go 10 miles,"It’s gridlock and there’s no way out +Fast lane, no it’s all the same +On the motorway with the Face of Boe +We live and die +Without ever knowing why +We’re somewhere in the sky +Stuck with each other +Sunshine is from another time +So ease your mind with a little bliss +Human beings adapt to anything +No matter how bad it is +We live and die +Without ever knowing why +We’re somewhere in the sky +Stuck with each other +This motorway +Feels realer by the day +Things are not OK +Stuck with each other +The face of a cat but I am the last +Novice Hame and New New York +No police in the quarantine +And the TV is on a loop" +Don't break it into put it in your,"pocket keep it with you you know it's +not going to be on time it's going +to del you know that you being covered +in sky it won't be great cuz I +got time and I got feelings I put +it with mine I set the twilight relax +don't break me in three don't break it +try to give it to me I had +another thought then I lost it I didn't +know that it's gonna cost me everything gonna +costly everything it's going to cost me everything +it's going to cost me it's going to +cost cost me don't break it in for +don't break it trying to make more when +you try when you fail when you're chasing +the white whale I didn't know I didn't +know that didn't know that it was gonna +cost me I didn't know I didn't know +that I didn't know that it's going to +cost me I made that song up on +the spot in case you couldn't tell" +Looks like we’re jealous of Saturn’s rings,"Pluto is crying and Jupiter sings +We want to make what the Gods provide +Hold on tight it’s a wild ride +Debris +Space debris +Falling on you +Falling on me +Junking up space +Just like Kesslar said +Tiny bullets +On the bulkhead +Humans of earth, we’ve got one chance +Mars will defeat you, but Neptune will dance +Don’t wait to see how bad it gets +The fire and brimstone ain’t here just yet +Hi I" +Little devices all around me,"Making noises the air gets cloudy +I can't keep up with the information +What if I just stopped paying attention +Ding ring bleep bloop +I'm drowning in information soup +Ring ding bloop bleep +And it's vibrating when I'm asleep +My synapses overloading +My frontal cortex near exploding +What if I just disconnected +Where could I go to seek protection +Bleep blip ding ring +I don't want to hear anything +Bloop blop ding blip +It's time that I got unequipped +Unequipped +I ain't gonna give it just one more minute +I'm gonna get out now +Gonna live in a cave with no radio waves +Just as nature does allow +And if that cave ain't far enough +I'm gonna build a ship +And live on the moon clang bash bang boom +And I'm gonna unequip +I said I’m gonna uneqip +I said I’m gonna un, uneqip +Little devices that the devil made +Or the devil in all of us +That keeps us chained so we'll remain +Trained to never put up a fuss +Ding ring bleep bloop +I'm drowning in information soup +Ring ding bloop bleep +And it's vibrating when I'm asleep +I ain't gonna give it just one more minute +I'm gonna get out now +Gonna live in a cave with no radio waves +Just as nature does allow +And if that cave ain't far enough +I'm gonna build a ship +And live on the moon clang bash bang boom +And I'm gonna unequip +I said I’m gonna uneqip +I said I’m gonna un, uneqip +Creeping up so very slowly +So incremental we'd never know +Overrun by a new dictator +The danger has never been greater +Bleep blip ding ring +I don't want to hear anything +Bloop blop ding blip +It's time that I got unequipped +Unequipped +Unequipped +Unequipped +Unequipped" +The founder of Chatroulette,"forced the Ethereum +hard fork He +saw a chance to arbitrage so he pushed +it all farther He +made the white hats think that he was +the attacker following them into the child DAOS +And he made out like a bandit he +planned it and he scammed it oh yeah +he’s sitting pretty now Now +I’m not saying The +hard fork wouldn’t have happened But +he forced the issue He +kept the pressure on He +drove them up the wall So +he could continue To +buy up the DAO +tokens at a lower price And +when the hard fork came he could capitalize +It was a devious scheme and caused a +lotta grief But +never mind all that when the goal is +money And +so the founder of Chatroulette +forced the Ethereum +hard fork I was a fan of Chatroulette +I sang songs to people From +what I understand, he feels a little bad +about the choices he made But +the fact it remains, there was a fork +in the chain" +Every time he moves his lips Every,"time she shakes her hips There's +a wild one coming in that it's for +you maybe you're ashamed of all the things +you do maybe you don't know what else +that you should be it's okay Every +time he calls her name Every +time she feels the same Wild +one away I made that song up on +the spot" +we're in the pandemic,"we're in the class war +we're in the combination pandemic and class war +I’m watching big bird +I’m watching dash door +I’m watching big bird shill for the dash door +And I’m tired +Because my kids wake +Me up every day at the crack of dawn +in the pandemic +in the class war +in the combination pandemic and class war +In the combination +Com combination +Pandemic and class war +we're in the pandemic +we're in the class war +we're in the combination pandemic and class war +I don’t wanna work +For big tech +I don’t wanna work for big tech no more +I don’t want to play +Another round +Of uno as long as I live +in the pandemic +in the class war +in the combination pandemic and class war" +Hey it's getting late,"Gotta go to sleep +Hey it's getting late +Don't you go to sleep +Why don't you go to sleep +Go +Why don't you go to sleep right now +Hey hey +What are you dreaming about this time +Hey hey +What are you dreaming about this time +This time +This time +Hey it's time to go to sleep this time right now +Just gotta go anyhow to sleep" +Doesn’t Joel just look so serious,"When he’s typing about the blockchain +Oh you two met in finance class +And you love Japanese Potato Mash +You also love Harry Potter +And a good back scratch +Joel asked me to write this song for you +What do you think of that? +Anu ee Pahnu ee +I’m supposed to not make this too cheesy +And reference Inspector Christophe +And that call in London +You don’t like being called noob or brah +You don’t like underhanded people +You like garlic but not olives +You’re sociable and affectionate +You love to discuss what’s possible +And you are responsible +I hope you like this random song +That Joel asked me to write +Anu ee Pahnu ee +I’m supposed to not make this too cheesy +And reference Inspector Christophe +And that call in London +Anu ee Pahnu ee +Joel says you’d like if if it’s cheesy +Your nickname should be sunshine +He’s a monty python kind of guy" +Someday I'll look just like Yoshi,"Someday I'll look just like Bonk +Someday I'll look like my papa +Tonight I'm gonna shave my head +Someday I'll live in the future +Someday I'll live in the past +Someday I'll live in the present +Tonight I'm gonna shave my head" +Yo I’m,"compulsive And +notorious I ride my bike in the city +Never the fore ust I wish my metabolism +was like hummingbirds Getting +older every day’s the dumbest thing i ever +heard Snow +globes are banned from carry on luggage I +swam swimming holes all this summer I guess +they thought the glass could break I also +swam in a lake I like a sandwich +On a hard roll I’m +not picky I just eat them all Summer +time deli After +a hike THat’s +the sandwich That +I like I like what's your favorite sandwich? +Being notorious! And +compulsive! How +about a nice bike ride through the City? +The metabolism of hummingbirds. How +snowglobes made it onto the list of banned +items in carry on luggage. The +fun things you have done this summer" +Yo man did you know,"Cheech and Chong’s gummies are +One hundred percent legal +Is an ad that I see every day on twitter +That’s what I’m thinking about right now +The fat cats at universal +Chopped up these poor trees +So that the people picketing +Would suffer extreme heat +But it turned out that the trees +Are on government property +And they didn’t get the permits they need +This story is still developing +That’s what I’m thinking about right now +People living in the Gaza Strip +Under aparteid +Only get 5 to 10 +Hours of electricity +They suffer in the extreme heat +They suffer under Israeli +Occupation and blockades +It’s only getting worse +That’s what I’m thinking about t" +And then this car goes and look at,"how the cars all smash into each other +There’s this road and then a train comes +and it knocks the car over big blind +turn, look out you’re going to go off +into the dirt Look +out there’s a train comin, oh don’t get +stuck on the tracks It’s +a 4-way intersection, why you gonna go and +drive like that? Why +you gonna go and drive like that? Why +you gonna go and drive like that? It’s +a roundabout, look out look out roundabout Roundabout, +big pile up on the freeway no Trains, +trains are comin and they’re gonna knock you +over Change +of scenery Now +we’re on the farm, cars going by You +stop by the side of the road To +admire the scenery Sitting +there’s danger and the thoughts travel to your +feet And +the danger, it takes a while for the +thoughts to travel to your feet And +for you to hit the brake, it takes +a while It +takes a while for the danger to relate +to your feet Look +how long it takes, look how long it +takes so look out when you’re drivin, look +out when you’re drivin look out when you’re +drivin, look out when you’re drivin look out +see how long it takes for you to +stop, look out when you’re drivin look out +see how long it takes for you to +stop, look out, when you’re drivin, look out" +Oh don’t be so sensitive,"You say like it’s a bad thing +What do you do +Do you spend all day +Locked off and hiding +From the feelings that you have +The good, the ugly and the bad +You don’t see how the words you say +Might make so I’ll say nothing +The words that you’re not allowed to say +In polite company +They didn’t start out that way +At some point somebody +Said, “Hey I don’t like it when you use that word +Nigger, kike, spic those words really hurt +So I’m gonna call you out when you use them +And hope that i get heard +And I know that you feel +So defensive +I feel defensive sometimes too +But I hope that +If someone hurts your feelings +They’d say sorry, I will try not to hurt you +The language that you use can be +clue the respect +Or lack thereof that you might have +For someone you’ve never met +And sticks and stones do break bones +So do racist cops caught on camera phones +But the epithets hurled when they’re alone +May offer up a clue as to +What’s in their heart and head +Tell me what is in your heart +And I’ll say what’s in mine +I think humans are all the same +We just want love all the time +But in my head are thoughts so wild +And offensive they’d make Hitler smile +And if one of them becomes a word +I apologize and" +What's one little song worth What's,"one little song worth What's +one little song worth To +you to you to me to anybody to +you to me to anybody to you to +me to anybody what's one little song worth +One little song worth Yeah" +We’re at the beach,"And nobody knows your name +You can be anybody, anybody +You can now look through my lens +And I see what I seeeeee +Go whichever way the wind blows +Go whichever way the wind blows +Go whichever way the wind blows +Oh oh oh +So heavy +Oh oh oh +So heavy now +Oh oh oh +So heavy +Oh oh oh +So heavy now +Oh oh oh +So heavy +Oh oh oh +So heavy now +Oh oh oh +So heavy +Oh oh oh +So heavy now +Something tells me +You’re not gonna give it up +Until you die +Until you die +But that’s ok +‘Cause neither will I +Neither will IIIIIIII +Oh oh oh +So heavy +Oh oh oh +So heavy now +Oh oh oh +So heavy +Oh oh oh +So heavy now +Oh oh oh +So heavy +Oh oh oh +So heavy now +Oh oh oh +So heavy +Oh oh oh +So heavy now +Oh oh oh +So heavy +Oh oh oh +So heavy now +Oh oh oh +So heavy +Oh oh oh +So heavy now" +It’s not all unicorns and rainbows,"But actually it is most of the time +There’s also serious meetings about confetti +And googly eyes +Design your time +Wear your imagination +The secret to happiness +is low expectations +The wonderful world of dongles +My guinea pigs control me +My favorite games are mind games +Rob is creepy +The walls are made of carrots +Is eddie cue jafar +I blank my imagination +When I go in to work +Birds with arms +Were a means to an end +What does stitched leather +Have to do with finding my friends +Sebastian is the watermelon +Speedo cap tweet guy +That’ll be written on his gravestone +When he dies +And Germany doesn’t have a humor category +And there’s no trombone allowed in Yosemite +And Backtrace was number one in all of Hungary +So clearly +The song a year guy is doing something right +It’s not all unicorns and rainbows +Sometimes there’s imposter syndrome too +I’ve never played guitar in public +So it may just suck to be you +The issue with dog grooming is dogs +The new iOS dev platform will be android +Platypuses +Is eddie cue Jafar +The ceiling is made of cantaloupes +The walls are made of carrots +I blank my imagination at work +Draw a bear with your feet with crayons" +i wish that i could be there with you,"i know it hurts and i want to +take away your pain +listen to the sound of my voice +and melt into the way you are +i know you will heal quickly +it'll take more than this to stop you +love is coming your way +love is coming your way +you have lived your life so full +appreciating each day as new +i'd be lucky to live as much as you +when you get out of the hospital +the days will come and go again +you live them now and you'll live them then" +Did you do your home work,"Did you do it right +Did it keep you occupied +Throughout the longest night +When your teacher assigned it +They were out of their mind +Beaten and broken +Scared for the future +Always one step behind +But did you do your homework +Ringing out the liberty bell +I could see the horizon in your eyes +Was it real I couldn’t tell +When the byzantine regulations +Are finally done with you +You won’t have a voice of your own +Or a single person to talk to +Did you do your homework +Was it worth the sweat +The sun is sinking down below the horizon +But it’s not dark yet +When the past is done with you +You won’t have anything left +Not a beating heart in your chest +Or two lungs filled with breath" +I wanna know where the world is going,"without me Before +I make a decision about the rest of +my life Who +in their great mind Would +ever think to doubt me I got no +great ambition I'm +just a butterfly But +I know I was made of fai I +don't believe in the world God +built on his back and I know I +got nothing in my heart but love and +hatred at the same time what could I +do without you and my gizzard I'm +just lizard with a fork tongue and what +could I do before you were without me +I've got no ideas in my brain I've +got no I did no I did know +I did I know I did and all +I did and no I did at all +the pink little fish in the pocket Went +with all his might into the pool table +that was covered with pizza stains and nobody +ever thought to think Thinking +all that little pink fish wants Is +another chance to get it right But +I've got no idea I've +got no idea I got no idea in +my right mind I got no idea say +no no I did I've +got no ide in my right mind" +Fireflies all night,"Replace me with my twin +Taking all my sighs +Lost without within +Can’t quite capture it +Fruit trees putting out +Solace rapture it +Enzymes breaking down +Gut punch solarplex +One risk is a chance +Gender love and sex +Bound by feet and hands +Cutting off the crust +Located in space +Trust versus mistrust +Hear the song that plays" +I’m doing everything I can,"And I’m not sure it’s enough +I bring my heart to the front +You help me fill it up with love +Nothing is sinister +Nothing spectacular +Say good and bad they are just words +I’m trying everything I know +Still it seems I’m coming up short +You give me room to grow +I’m feeling out of sorts +Should I +Throw in the towel +Get out on the prowl +Find a new angle to press +Or stay on the same course +Get back to the source +I’m simply not that sure I can +Get back to the source +I’ve lost the map +My mind is all faded +My energy’s sapped +Back to the source +Where this all first started +When I was young and I thought +So broken hearted +I’m doing everything for you +But I hold on to what I want too +Does that make me selfish or what +You don’t care about most stuff I do +You just want me close +Not a memory or ghost +And I want that the most as well +So why am I chasing +The lines that I’m tracing +My mind always racing along +Get back to the source +I’ve lost the map +My mind is all faded +My energy’s sapped +Back to the source +Where this all first started +When I was young and I thought +So broken hearted" +This place can be so boring,"Ix, what’s that you’re singing +Just a song that I’m making up +Can you sing it to yourself? +This forest has monsters and they might hear you +Let the monsters come, cus you’ll just kill them anyway +I suppose that’s true, and I haven’t even seen one today +Ledo, sing the chorus with me +We are the only ones, apparently the only ones +In the whole wide world alive +I like fighting and I like fun +It would appear that we’re the only ones +In the whole wide world alive +Sometimes I worry about him +Ix doesn’t fight so well +But as long as he’s got me +It will be alright +Ledo do you feel like dancing? +No. +Aw.. +What? +This place can be, this place can be so boring +Well that was fun, wish that we could dance all the time +Yeah, I guess that felt good, I feel slightly less resigned +Lido, look: they’re coming to sing with us +You are the only ones, apparently the only ones +In the whole wide world alive +You like fighting and you like fun +It would appear that you’re the only ones +In the whole wide world alive +You are the only ones, apparently the only ones +In the whole wide world alive +You like fighting and you like fun +It would appear that you’re the only ones +In the whole wide world alive +In the whole wide world alive +In the whole wide world alive" +What the fuck is up with this coindesk headline,"Referring to a git commit from 3 weeks ago +The git commit said something totally different +Than what the headline does imply +I call bullshit +What the fuck is up with the SEC +Suddenly trying to say that eth is a security +It’s obvious they’re trying to distract +The fact that they were just sanctioned by a district court +I call bullshit +Don’t make me get the clip from 2018 +Of Gary Gensler teaching at MIT +Where he said regardless of how it launched +ETH was decentralized sufficiently" +Leave it alone,"Don't touch it +You don't know where it's been +Leave it alone +Too much and +Your head will start to spin +Turn down the heat +On the stove +It's too hot outside +For cooking you know +i was a firefly +In another life +In another life so +You can't find the water +To put out the fire +If you're not thinking with your heart +You can't leave the tower +That keeps you on fire +If your bones are broken and you're torn apart" +This song I wrote it just for you,"I didn't really write it though I just +made it up Is +it wrong to make up songs like I +do Or +should I just be giving up What +happens when I die What +happens when we die This +song I wrote it just for me Sitting +in amazing light Is +it wrong to do things like I did +When I got so much to do I +can't think right My +wife texted me that I've +gotta go pick up my daughter from deep +below and so this will be the end +of my song Cause +I've gotta go my friends I've +just gotta go Whoa +whoa whoa whoa I'll +see you next time" +The ocean has been making that sound that it makes,"Since before the first bit of life was awake +Before dinosaurs and before little lizards +Before elves and hobbits and wizards +The ocean has been making that sound +Before time was even a thing +Before mountains reached the sky +Before the destruction we bring +The ocean will keep making that sound when we’re gone +Into the deep space or under the ground +When the last bit of human life has been lived +The ocean will be here still making that sound +The ocean has been making that sound +Before time was even a thing +Before mountains reached the sky +Before the destruction we bring" +when i was 25 i told myself,"i'd eat healthier +no more baking cookies +and no more pizza either +26 27 came and went +and though in that time i've gotten better +i still bake cookies eat the pizza +don't follow my plans to the letter +my grandpa died of heart disease +his father too had a heart attack +last time i got my cholesterol checked +i wasn't quite on that track +still if i don't improve on some +areas that need improving +i could be heading down that road +and that's a road that needs removing +it's all about making choices +all about setting your goals +i don't want to from a heart attack +i don't want to die before i get old +i run almost everyday +but i can't seem to shake this gut +if i could afford one i'd ask my trainer +to really help me move my butt +i need help with ways to keep from eating +all the things i can't escape +and if i had a chance i'd take it +i would whatever it takes" +There are many rivers that are feeding,"on the sea of rodents in the city, +and today we're damming one of them +The biggest swing that you can take in +cleaning up our streets is shutting down the all night +all-you-can-eat rat buffet +Rats will hate this announcement +The rats don't run this city, we do + This is not Ratatouille. +Rats are not our friends +New Yorkers will not have +to fear as many rats hiding in late night shadows." +I wish that there were more thunderstorms,"Thunderstorms +I wish that there were more thunderstorms +Thunderstorms +It gets cloudy and it rains +But it hardly thunderstorms +Hardly thunderstorms +Wanna hear that crack +And then hear the thunder roll +Feel the thunder roll +I wish that there were more thunderstorms +Thunderstorms +I wish that there were more thunderstorms +Thunderstorms +Summertime means thunderstorms +Summertime means thunderstorms +Summertime means thunderstorms +Thunderstorms +Summertime means thunderstorms +Means thunderstorms +Summertime means thunderstorms +We need more thunderstorms +I wish that there were more thunderstorms +Thunderstorms +I wish that there were more thunderstorms +Thunderstorms +Where I used to live +There were thunderstorms +Thunderstorms galore +Thunderstorms galore +Now I miss those dark clouds +And the electricity +I don't feel it any more +Oh I wish that there were more thunderstorms +Thunderstorms +I wish that there were more thunderstorms +Thunderstorms +I wish that there were more thunderstorms +Thunderstorms +I wish that there were more…" +warm and calm place to take a meandering,"journey with all the stops and double the +coco. The +snow goose and snoeshoe hare Are +arguing about polar bears The +lemmings all follow each other to the dining +car The +bearded seal’s is stuck on a crossword that’s +just too hard The +snow goose and snow shoe hare Are +arguing about polar bears And +I’m thinking about the apocalypse On +the North +Pole local tonight The +musk ox and the reindeer Comeseriate +over 1 dollar beers The +walrus and the spotted seal Are +hashing out some illicit deal The +snowy owl and the puffins take Puffs +of a substance that makes me shake And +I’m just thinking about the apocalypse On +the North +Pole Local +tonight I fell asleep around the northwest passage +pass And +I dreamed about girlfriends I had in the +past The +wolverine stole my wallet while I was asleep +And I woke to the sea otters all +staring at me The +orcas and the narwhals Were +making loud business calls And +I’m thinking about the apocalypse On +the North +Pole local tonight" +World destroyed!,"Ships deployed! +Running from! +Those Cylon bums! +Robots that look like humans +And robots that look like robots, too +Oh, Powerful ships! +Faster than light! +Melodramatic space fight! +Adama, Apollo, Starbuck, Boomer +Baltar, Colonel Tigh +Oh, I love Battlestar Galactica +And I love Battlestar Galactica-oh +Galactica-oh +Oh, I love Battlestar Galactica +And I love Battlestar Galactica +Galactica +Cylon among us! +Cylon detector! +Zaerk riots! +Cylon/human babies +Six is trying to get so pregnant all the time +Oh, Six is in Baltar's mind +Or is he in hers? +Tyrol, Agathon, Gaeta, Cally +Ellen, Roslin, Doc Cottle +And I love Battlestar Galactica +And I love Battlestar Galactica-oh +Galactica-oh +I love Battlestar Galactica +And I love Battlestar Galactica +Galactica +Looking for Earth! +But New Caprica +Cylon rule totally sucks! +Tyrol Union organizer +Colonel Tigh loses an eye! +And book of Pythia +Tomb of Athena +Roslin cancer, Roslin leader +Starbuck Arrow marries Anders +Way to Earth is revealed! +Cylon Civil War! +Final Five hear a song! +It's Bob Dylan, ""All Along the Watchtower"" +I miss Cally a lot +Gotta put together a truce +To spool up the juice +To maybe produce +new place to live +But Gaeta's got other plans +He and Zaerk are going berserk +And I love Battlestar Galactica +And I love Battlestar Galactica +Galactica +Oh, I love Battlestar Galactica +And I love Battlestar Galactica +Galactica +Oh, I love Battlestar Galactica +And I love Battlestar Galactica +Galactica +Oh, I love Battlestar Galactica +And I love Battlestar Galactica +Galactica oh yeah" +Weird sad dudes who don’t like things,"Who make boring videos complaining +Why does YouTube want to show me these weird sad dudes +I’ve never clicked on any of their videwws +Weird sad dudes who don’t like things +Click baitey tired and so boring +Get an onlyfans start masturbating +Then at least you’d be honest +Weird sad dudes who don’t like things +Outrage everyday dopamine pings +One more hit can you feel it + O" +I open the window and it’s too cold,"I close the window and it;s too hot +I can’t get comfortable in my skin +My blood my sweat my cum and snot +Let’s not play the dangerous game +Of who has it worse or best +I need somewhere to put my feet +I don’t want to beat on my chest +I laid down and tried to take a nap +But my little one would’t let me +And now I’m up writing this song +And he’s napping and sleeping +Songs are little and songs are big +Songs come from the dark +One of these days one my songs +Will leave a long lasting mark" +I met her in the lobby,"Of a hotel in DC +I was 12 years old +She was the same age as me +She lived in California +I was in Vermont +She kissed me in the stairwell +And my heart went bump bump bump +Those are emails that I’ll never get back +Even if by some miracle the 1s and 0s intact +Because my AOL screen name well that’s long gone +I’ll never know what 12 year old me was thinking +Was my first year of high school +She was 16 +I said, “Unborned is my screen name” +And she instant messaged me +She blew into my life +Just like a bomb +Holed up in her basement +And the wild night after prom +Those are emails that I’ll never get back +Even if by some miracle the 1s and 0s intact +Because my AOL screen name well that’s long gone +I’ll never know what 12 year old me was thinking + 0" +another day spent,"lying on the floor +staring at the ceiling fan +my heart races +pumping galore +bringing up more feelings than +every sunset +and every full moon +and every memory combined +there's nothing like +a beating heart +to make me lose my mind +i could get up +and make a go of it +but i won't if i don't have to +there's something wicked +running through my veins +and it brings me right back to"