diff --git "a/validation.csv" "b/validation.csv" new file mode 100644--- /dev/null +++ "b/validation.csv" @@ -0,0 +1,15050 @@ +prompt,response +My heart is beating,"All of the time +Thanks to some old +Old parts of my mind +It does all this work that I can't control +Like a celestial body careening through the vacuum of space +There is nothing I can do +So I'll just lay here with you +I’m breathing in +Even when I don't think +Little trees inside +Lungs so pink +Every time I stop to try and make sense of it +I find myself getting kind of panicked +I picture my skull beneath my face looking at you +There’s nothing I can do +country goes on with it’s head cut off +Tough on the outside, on the inside soft +Broken bones and an old malaise +Moving slower than tectonic plates +We can try to steer it but it’ll always do +What it wants to do +So I'll just lay here with you +My hands and voice just make a song +I don't even think about it just go along +Sometimes it sucks and sometimes it's ok +The main thing really is that it doesn't matter anyway +I just keep working through" +omg i'm really here please send me a hug,"Please send me a hug +If I made mac and cheese would you still love +Would you still love +It's a good way +It's a good way to go +It's a good way +It's a good way to go +Make it so +Make is to the world +Make it so the the world don't seem so small +Jiminy Crickeys scott what's going on? +Help Im trapped in this song +still feeling the effects of those cheese fries +Last year was the best, I miss those fun times +Those fun times we had +You'll never know how much I miss you +Live and love +Happiness be with you" +Take a naked picture of your self,"If you wanna +Send it to your lover +Send it to your lover +Or don’t +Maybe you just wanna see what you look like +Without any clothes on +It’s a human thing +We are all naked under our clothes +When some asshole hacks your shit +He’s an asshole +Time on his hands +Because he’s forever alone +He should be locked up +And put on the sex crime registry +It’s a sad asshole +Crying in his mama’s basement +And I hope it’s true what they say +That it gets darkest before the dawn +All the shit that’s been going this way +We’ll see some light breaking through the dark before too long +Take a naked picture of yourself +If you wanna +Naked pictures are as old as time +In a cave somewhere in France +man and woman drawn with no pants +Naked pictures aren’t the problem here +The problem is just entitled assholes +Who can’t find love because they are assholes +So they take it out on women +Who they think owe them lovin’ +Never seeing that the problem is that they’re assholes" +I know you’re looking for what you won’t find anywhere,"Throw it across the room, now it go boom +Boom +Hey hey hey +Hey hey hey +Hey hey hey +Roadtrip +Hey hey hey +Hey hey hey +Hey hey hey +Roadtrip +Roadtrip +No one wants to hear about your problems +No one wants to hear about them +I know what you’re looking for +An open window, another door +Wrap it around your face +Don’t let it go to waste +Don’t let it go to waste +Hey hey hey +Hey hey hey +Hey hey hey +Roadtrip +Hey hey hey +Hey hey hey +Hey hey hey +Roadtrip +Roadtrip +Hey hey hey +Hey hey hey +Hey hey hey +Roadtrip +Hey hey hey +Hey hey hey +Hey hey hey +Roadtrip +Roadtrip +Roadtrip" +1 billion trillion stars in the observable universe,"700 quintillion planets How'd +you land on yours Land +on yours So +do you think it matters Do +you think it matters what you do Ooh +yes it does But +I don't know why so many souls living +so many souls have died how many Throughout +the universe You +can't count them You +couldn't even try Even +try So +do you think that what you do matters +Do you think that who you are matters +at all Yes +I do But +I don't know why Once +or twice I thought I had a glimpse +but it was just a parallel universe where +they lived in glimpse Glimpse +Everybody thinks at some point or another that +they are the center of it all it's +good to remember that you aren't but in +your brain there's a universe billion feet tall +tall tall so do you really think that +what you do matters Do +you really think it matters at all Yes +I do But +I don't I don't know why I don't +know why why I don't know why I +don't know why I don't know why" +"Tears, actual tears","Tears, actual tears +Dang you George double R +Why must you kill the characters we like +It's been half an hour +And I'm still throwing up +I have given birth to 8 and 9 pound babies +Watching Robb Stark die hurt more than both times combined +I wanted to tweet this five minutes ago +but couldn't cause i was sobbing an ocean of tears +Tears, actual tears +I am 5000 percent +Done with game of thrones oh my god +Watching this series was the worst decision of my life +I don't wanna watch game of thrones anymore +why must everyone die i wanna scream i just alksjdfkajdsf +pregnant getting stabbed in the stomach on Game of Thrones +What the hell hash tag i'm scarred +I'm shaking, I'm crying, I'm broken now +Robb stark by baby" +Santa,"He’s got an evil twin +Bringing presents +To wretched and the sinful +He comes out in the summer +He let’s you cry on his shoulder +Santa and his brother +Are not of this world +They don’t belong here +They relied on one another +Until like Cain and Abel +The trouble was clear +The Santa that you know +Thinks everything is binary +You’re either good or you’re bad +But Santa’s evil bro +Knows life is kinda messy +And Santa didn’t like that +So one day +The man dressed in red +Beat his little brother +To death +With the antler of a reindeer +And this is what he said +You were poisoning the children’s minds +You’re either good or you are bad" +Some days I start out with an idea,"Like today I'll write a song +About how I write a song +Other days I got no damn clue +So I sit with my guitar +Until something comes along +And then +Well, I sit at my computer +And bang on this old keyboard +Sometimes there are false starts +That I end up throwing away +Song a day +Song a day +This here’s how I write a song a day, yeah +Song a day +Song a day +This is how I write a song a day +This is how I write a song +day +So I record everything into this program +It's called “Reason and Record” +And it's by Propellerheads +It's very versatile +But I only use a fraction of it +The best program that I've found +For diving in your head +Like maybe I’ll add a little bass guitar +Maybe I’ll add some drums +Maybe just a little bit of horns +Some synth and then I’m done +Song a day +Song a day +This is how I write a song a day, yeah +Song a day +Song a day +That’s how I write a song a day +Today +That’s how I write a song a day +In general +That’s how I write a song a day +Most of the time +That’s how I write a songgggggg +day +I hope that clears things up for you" +I'm hanging on by thread,"I might as well be dead +Thinking about what you said +Rattling around in my head +Don't you know it's for it +Don't you know +I got no time for it +Don't you know +I got no +No time +I'm pushing on the rock +Don't you know +I knock knock knock +I push it down the hill +Then +I push it up again +I've got nothing to say +Doesn't matter anyway +Cause today is +Saturday +And nobody wants to play +I'm counting clocks +While we take a walk +While we stop and we talk +And the big keyboard +It goes like +Mmm mmm +It goes like mmm mmm +Goes like the end" +Doge is at 0xliscon obvs,"Where #LisCon is even happening +The amount of serendipity +And meeting new frens here is insane +WC NFT LOL… +It’s all happening in Lisbon! +AMA IRL +Coolest guy at #LisCon +Success with a community +2000 members. Sounds easy +talk on DAO prehistory +Definitely a #LisCon must-see +""Polynomials"" have been called! +#LisCon sponsor exhibit hall. +Feeling cute might delete later +Im in it for the merch +WC NFT LOL… +It’s all happening in Lisbon! +AMA IRL +Coolest guy at #LisCon" +One valentines day,"I heard you say +You wanted a boat +Two cubits by two +The size of a shoe +For a tiny flood +Three times I no +But blow by blow +I finally agreed +Four by four the rain fell +And the river swelled +And we stood on the boat +we stood on the boat +the size of a shoe +on valentines day +i was looking at you +You were looking at me +on valentines day +Heading off somewhere +neither of us could say +Five smooth tiny stones +Skipping when thrown +The drip drip of rain +Six clocks on the wall +Reading once and for all +The passage of time +seven nights and days +as the darkness faded +and a rainbow appeared +Eight lengths of rope +Tied to docks of hope +on valentines day +a rainbow appeared +on valentines day +and that's how I knew +we had gone the right way +we stood on the boat +the size of a shoe +you were looking at me +I was looking at you" +It stays so dark here from the fall,"into the spring. I'm +from Vermont, +but I'm +not used to this. It's +a whole different thing. It's +so dark. It's +so dark. Oh, +it's so dark outside. It's +dark, it's dark. I went for a run +around a lake and I saw the people +there. Then +I came back to my hotel and I +took a shower in the dark, oh it's +dark Oh, +so, so, so, so dark and cold. In +Copenhagen Then +I went for a walk and I had +some Starbucks +I like to see. How +does the Starbucks +taste in a different country? It +tastes so different. It +tastes so different. Now +I'm sitting on the balcony writing a song +Cause that's just what I do e very +single day even when I just get off +a red eye. I do it for you. +Even when it's dark, when it's dark. When +it's dark or dark dark, dark dark. And +I hear all the dogs, they go bark +a bark, bark, bark, bark. And +it's dark and it's dark around down here. +Oh, for months and months is dark. Is +dark and cloudy Too" +Darkness tumbling all around,"The waters rising the rain beats down +The moon is full it pulls and pulls +There's hard drum beat rattling round our skulls +Windy heavy it's got some teeth +picks you up like falling leaf +Treats you like an old rag doll +There's a hard drum beat rattling round our skulls +Power lines drooping low +Getting stuck in the undertow +Between a hard place and a brick wall +There's a hard drum beat rattling round our skulls +Take it with you when you leave +Tell your grandkids they won't believe +And when you're dead the ax will fall +On the hard drum beat rattling round our skulls" +You went to the supermarket and got your,"turkey wrapped in plastic You +cooked it in the oven, it should come +out fantastic The +whole family’s coming over You +got on your evening gown But +creeping up behind you all moist and golden +brown Its +the zombie turkey She's +coming to pay you back Zombie +turkey Zombie +turkey Well +you run up the stairs to the bathroom +and lock the door You +can hear her bony legs down there banging +on the floor She +is coming ever closer and now you look +out the window And +see an entire neighborhood overrun by zombie turkeys +They are zombie turkeys and they are coming +to pay you back Zombie +turkeys Zombie +turkeys Gobble +gobble gobble Gobble +gobble gobble Gobble +gobble gobble Gobble +gobble gobble She's +banging down the door now looks like there's +no escape You +know you can't outrun her because your fat +and out of shape If +only you ate less and exercised more you +would be thinner What +a terrible way to go, to be eaten +by your dinner By +a zombie turkey who is coming to pay +you back Gobble +gobble gobble Gobble +gobble gobble Gobble +gobble gobble Gobble +gobble gobble Gobble +gobble gobble Gobble +gobble gobble Gobble +gobble gobble Gobble +gobble gobble" +I cried while watching the footage,"Of George Floyd dying face down +I fly my black lives matter flag +And it’s the biggest flag in town +But Palestinians have it coming +When their buildings are bombed to the ground +Love me love me love me +I’m a liberal +I marched with my pink pussy hat +I stood against Trump like a boss +Was proud to be in the resistance +Tweeting against his mishegas +But you know I don’t blame Netanyau +When clearly the problem’s Hamas +I was angered by children in cages +Felt helpless and full of despair +Their parent’s came seeking asylum +From what must be hellish nightmare +But when a child is killed in Palestine +It’s cause Palestinians don’t care +Oh another mass shooting +When will the nightmare end +We need stricter gun laws +To stop the violence +But when it comes to Israelis +Well, they’ve got a right to defend +The green new deal’s outrageous +The price tag is out of control +And don’t even get me started +On Medicare for all +But I’ve got no problems +With bombs we send Israel" +Spreadsheets almost done,"It's been hard but fun +If you'd like to help me tag my songs +Look at the spreadsheet +Then send me an email +Send me an email +There are lots of tags +And you can add your own +I'll come up with some system for it to work +Because the spreadsheets almost done +I was off by just one song +But I have a definitive list +And I'll never be off again +If you'd like to help me tag my songs +Look at the spreadsheet +Then send me an email" +The story of wandering fall,"I know you might not get it at all +But it may help if you go to +t s o w f +I made a little page for it +Where I explained it a bit +So when you see scene 3 act 3 +you're not confused +though it may make no sense to you +And the songs are too short and you want to say boo +just bear with me it's an experiment +cause i'll be without internet +for the next ten days i'll be out of the country yeah +on in a trip into the wilderness +t s o w f +check it out and let me know what you think +it's snow out side and i've gotta catch a flight +i'll see you on the 14th or so +love jonathann" +Oh god no what the fuck are you doing no,"Stop please stop this is not what we want +Are you fucking insane who authorized this +It’s a terrible idea, Steve would be pissed +What the fuck, this is gross +Lost the map to what matters most +Instead of crushing tyranny +It’s the culture +The world is crumbling all around us +And we could all use just a little bit of hope +But some fucking ad guys/tech bros thought +Hey I saw crushing stuff on TikTok +I fucking hate this" +Give me a break They,"say I'm +complete I'm +working on Christmas +I'm working my ass Who +gives a fuck about Christmas +Christmas Who +gives a fuck about Christmas +Christmas Christmas +Who gives a fuck about Christmas +Oh what about the children They +say I'm +complacent I'm +the same like he I'm +working my ass for Christmas +Christmas Who +gives a fuck about Christmas +Christmas Christmas +Who gives a fuck about Christmas +But here's a woman and she can't make +it 15ft to her car Give +me a break Give +me a break Give +me a break She's +home wrestling right now She's +getting ready for next speech which is going +to be about 15 minutes and it's going +to be in two or three days" +Hey I can’t get anything done,"Cuz I don’t have enough time +I put everything I got on the line +Hey the baby needs you now +You can’t write that song +HIs needs come before yours +Do the dishes +Put everything away +Feed the baby +Give him a bath +Make the bed +Unload the car +Help make dinner +Don’t write your song +Hey this is just how it goes +Your productivity nose +Dives when you have a kid +Hey there’s nothing you can do +He depends on you +And mama for everything +All the songs +You want to write +Will have to wait +Until he’s asleep +All the stuff +You want to do +Don’t matter at all +While he’s in need" +Unicorn,"Strength of the buffalo +Magic of the +Unicorn +Strength of the buffalo +Magic of the +Unicorn +Strength of the buffalo" +Vacation always ends too soon ,"super moon super moon +every song a familiar tune +super moon super moon +super moon super moon +super moon +yesterday was the longest day in june +super moon super moon +don't eat a fork for a spoon +super moon super moon super moon +super moon super moon +sitting on a beach +in hawaii saying goodbye to my grandma +in canada they call a dollar a loon +super moon super moon +we're on the be sand makes dune +super moon super moon super moon" +"What are we supposed to do, have dirt","around our house on four acres? Yes. +you live in the desert. The +desert is made of dirt California +used to be the land of opportunity and +freedom California +used to be part of Mexico. +We will pry your water hose From +your cold, dead hands Your +home will be swallowed up By +the rising desert sands People +should not be forced to live on brown +lawns and golf on brown courses But +you live in the desert And +the desert takes what it wants And +no, we’re not all equal when it comes +to water Everybody’s +equal in the eyes of God +and Mother +Nature She +will pry your water hose From +your hands, dead and cold On +your face a look of disgust The +world around you turns to dust All +your possessions, your net worth Slowly +sinking into the earth No +sum of money, no weasel bribe Will +bring the water back to your pipe We +didn’t plan on getting a place that’s like +African savanna But +you live in the desert Southern +California is a desert I think we’re being +over scrutinized by the world You +think we judge you harshly But +we’re just the beginning" +The whole world stops,"And I look inside myself +Is there any space between +me and everyone else +It doesn’t seem like it +no +Doesn’t seem like it +no +I’m pushing and i’m pulling +But it never is enough +Will I ever be more +Than just a monkey who’s learned some stuff +Was the earth put here for us +And it’s all just for the taking +When everybody goes through their day +Are they doing it without faking +Will insects be around +When my sons riding a bike +Will my youngest daughter +Remember what grapes taste like +Every day gets longer +And I need a vacation +Is there any chance +We’re not living in a simulation +Will the mystery of consciousness +Ever really be solved +Is there any way +I can stop going bald" +Ain't this world crazy,"What's a girl like you doing in here +Hank I've heard about +you and so don't try me out +You're evil cowboy alien +ninja charms won't work +We could be lovers +um, no +we could be friend +well... +could you bring me +what..what? +somethings +oh, hank" +Well there's a dolphin trapped,"In the Gowanus canal +And it's bumming me out +They're trying to save it right now +The EPA says it's one of the nations +most extensively contaminated water bodies +It's got PCBS and coal tar waste +And heavy metals all over the place +Gonorrhea lead and cyanide +Humans are the best i'm so full of pride +Hey I'm sorry dolphin +On behalf of humanity i apologize +Hey I'm sorry dolphin +I hope they get you out" +I watch you grow,"Little by little the things you know +Start to fill you up +And make you laugh +And make you cry +I watch you grow +Watch you running through the snow +Falling down +Getting cold +And getting warm +And I want to be a good dad to you +I just hope I know how to +I watch you grow +Bubbling on up from deep below +You make sense +And you remember +And you forget +I watch you grow +As you wish I try to make it so +I try to give you +What you want +And what you need +And I want to be a good dad to you +I just hope I know how to +I watch you grow +Puttin’ yourself together row by row +See the cogs turning +New ideas +Everyday +I watch you grow +Everyday is new and I want to show +You what I’ve learned +What I know +And what I don’t" +Here try this on,"You are the only one +Who could ever wear it +So well +Here try this on +It was made just for you +You look beautiful +Like you always do +This swim suit +Only makes you +Feel good inside +I wanna see you +Do what you want do +No need to hide +Here try this on +It was sewn by hand +By little elves +Who know you well +Here try this on +It feels like a hug +It feels like the tallest tree +It feels like falling in love" +Living on a farm,"All the solar panels +Missing the sun tonight +The sun is in the sun tonight +For the sun +Living on the farm +The pigs and the horses +Gathering up their strain +They are joining forces +Hold the sun +Missing the sun tonight +Missing the sun +Sunday night +Missing the +Sunday night +Missing the +Sunday night +Living on the farm +Cleaning up after myself +Making dinner for the family +I know that we're missing the +Sunday night rain +We're missing the +Sunday night +Oh we're missing the +Sunday night +O tonight +Sin the sun tonight +Oh sin the sun tonight +Living on the farm +Solar panels +It's in the sun tonight +Tonight +It's in the sun tonight" +Been moving into a new place and I'm,"really tired What +do I see from where I'm +sitting Not +much not not much not much what's good +What's good where the good is getting Not +much not much not much what do you +say when you don't have any ideas Not +much not much not much what do I +see in the mirror here Not +much not much not much what do I +say to the animal Fear +Not much not much not much what do +you say What +do you say What +do you say What +do you say What +do you say What +do you day" +I've got a sore throat,"and I'm feeling sick, +so I'll make this quick." +I don't like to say no,"And then I overcommit and the roof comes caving +Stretch a body to it's breaking point +Put another piece of hay on that camel +Simply being here is too much to handle +I don't like to say yes +i'd rather sit here alone than be in some cave clubbing +I fall asleep when the voices rise up +And the cigarette smoke come wafting +I put my earplugs in and i'm coughing +But you gotta fight the ninja +I try to say what i mean +but sometimes i'm not sure until i say it +And then the thing that i just said +Isn't the thing that i meant to say +i feel bad in a hundred different ways +I don't like to say no +and so sometimes i'll just ignore you +better to not let you down directly +i'll hide and hope you forget me +i do this knowing it's not healthy" +Sometimes I think that I’m round,"Like the waves that are making this sound +Like a lunatic who’s about town +Predicting the moon will fall +Sometimes I think I’m square +That I could blend in anywhere +That life is just water and air +And no magic at all +But ohhhh ohhh +Im not any of those dudes +Oh oho oh oh +I contain multitudes +I kinda roll +I’m like a bowl +Balance me +Or set me free +skipping stone +dusty tone +shaking leaf +melody so brief" +"I don’t want no genocide Joe, no","I don’t want no trump +It’s like a choice of a pile of vomit +Or a big old dump +I don’t want no dumpy trump +And I don’t want no Joe +It’s like a choice of being kicked in the nuts +Or punched in the throat +How about we just get rid of +The president once and for all +We don’t need a government +To lock us behind the wall +I don’t want no Joe Biden +Or Hitler in a wig +It’s like a choice of sucking a donkey +Or fucking a pig +I don’t want no piggie trump +And I don’t want Biden +It’s like a choice of swallowing shit +Or an asshole of cayenne +How about we just get rid of +The president and say hooray +We don’t need no government +Getting in our way +Listen to David Graeber +Read Noam Chomsky +I don’t want no genocide Joe +Or deportation don +It’s like a choice of swimming in shit +Or in a shark infested pond +I don’t want no old guy one +Or old guy two +It’s like a choice between death +And being beaten black and blue +How about we just get rid of +The president I’m sick of it +Or maybe replace the job with just +giant bag of shit" +Cause and effect,"It can be tricky +So let's take a moment to learn +Eat a cinnamon bun +And you get all sticky +Touch a hot stove and you get burned +Drink a lot of water +And you'll have to pee +You can see cause and effect in gravity +When the moon goes round, the tides get pulled +Eat too much and you’re overfull +Well that's all cause and effect, you see +Now let's look at what is not +When you go out for a walk at night +Put on a hoody and get shot +Put on a hoody and get shot +Well that's not a congruous thought +Put on a hoody and get shot +Cause and effect, well that is not +One thing happens +Then another thing happens +That's not enough +Does it happen every time? +Are there intervening factors? +I know this concept's tough +If you're a racist jerk and you carry a gun +And you go out looking for anyone +On whom to inflict your impotent rage +The cause and effect is plain as day +Yes, his actions were predictable +46 calls to 9-1-1 +Add to that a history of violence +The hoody didn't fire the gun +Put on a hoody and get shot +Well that's not a congruous thought +Put on a hoody and get shot +Cause and effect, well that is not +Put on a hoody and get shot +It’s not a congruous thought +Put on a hoody and get shot +Cause and effect +Well, that is simply not" +She was trading like mad,"At the top of her game +But she had one wish +She couldn’t contain +She wished her boyfriend +Was an NFT +Of a stuffed elk +yeah Non fungibly +The happiest trader in the world +The happiest trader in the world +All the other traders +Were jealous of her +And the silky smooth elk +in her computer +So she delisted him +to keep for herself +That NFT +her boyfriend, the elk +The happiest trader in the world +The happiest trader in the world" +Somebody skimmed my credit card,"From what I'm told that's not that hard +Sold my magnetic strip +To some asshole in Florida +Who spent 5 thousand of my dollars +At a Winn Dixie but that's not aller +3 transactions, look at this +Nope nothing here suspicious +So hey asshole that spent my money +I bet you think it's pretty funny +I wonder what you bought with my dough +2000 packs of oreos? +2,500 pineapples? +5000 lunchables? +2500 sacks of sugar? +Pizza, ice cream, wine, detergent? +I guess your needs were pretty urgent +Hey +I just want you to know +You're a real asshole +But I guess you carry that with you where ever you +Go +It can't be fun +And hey meet my son +He's 8 days old +And even he knows that you're an ass hole +So anyway my bank is pretty great +I called them up in a panicked state +They said they'd get my money back +Which was quite relieving +But still i'm left feeling mad +at this douche with all Winn Dixie bags +I'd just like for them to see my face +And feel bad for their bad taste +I mean if you're gonna steal 5 grand +Buy plane ticket to Ireland +used car or cheap plot of land +Not q tips and goods that are canned +At least do something interesting +YOLO go live like a king +Buy all the mcdonalds fries +And fill a kiddie pool with all those fries +They invite your friends over to dive +Into the kiddie pool full of fries +I just want you to know +You're a real asshole +But I guess you carry that with you where ever you +Go +It can't be fun +And hey meet my son +He's 8 days old +And even he knows that you're an ass hole +Need a song?" +I wanna play with you on the bed,"Pretend that I am a sleepy head +Look at all the books that we read +I wanna play with you on the bed +Throw the blanket over me +And then I can’t see +Where’d you go, where could you be +Throw the blanket over me +Throw me high up in the air +Under the covers our secret lair +I think we make quite the silly paid +Throw me high up in the air +I wanna play with you on the bed +Pretend that I am a sleepy head +Look at all the books that we read +I wanna play with you on the bed +eu" +Wa,"Skip bop bop dooba doo bop skip bop boop bop +Scooby doo doo oh no +Oh no +She doesn't like it" +in a cave there lives a man alone,"silently staring at the phone +waiting for god to call +but god won't call at all +next to the man a cat sits purring +outside the cave the day is stirring +the day is new, the day is great +and still the man just sits and waits +the man has children +they bring him food +he has 7 wives depending on his mood +the wives come to him each in turn +and turned away with no concern +their love doesn't mean a thing +when any minute the phone could ring +though the world has seen joy and tears +he has sat for 30 thousand years +and he'll sit there till the end +comes rushing forth, a long hot wind" +You have me And,"I crawl in the dark to the place +I think you'll be so that When +we reach Our +new home we'll explode into atoms in the +breach Hey +my love what you gonna do when all +your pants don't fit anymore Hey +my love let's go naked to the hospital +You're gonna be busting down walls I'm +gonna be telling you to breathe You're +gonna be making animal calls I'm +gonna be answering Mischief +eyes In +a dream look at me and they burst +into our life and then Lightening +strikes And +it's made the parade moves along all day +and night Hey +my love look at all the people staring +at us naked in the street Hey +my love let's take this party to the +end of time You're +gonna be busting down walls I'm +gonna be telling you to breathe You're +gonna be making animal calls I'm +gonna be answering" +Welcome to the crisis,"We’ve all been waiting for us +Waiting for the chorus +Of all the disparate voices +To rip a hole in the fabric of time +It’s fine, it’s fine +We tell ourselves +This is fine +We’re all crisis actors +It’s a crisis time +Alex Jonesin’ +Has got a feeling +His crisis living +Is some kind of weapon +To rip a hole in the fabric of time +Kanye +Alex Jones +Elon Musk +Donald Trump +Everything is breaking +And there is no escaping +If it helps to imagine +That we are only acting +To rip a hole in the fabric of time" +I don’t want to worry you or add to your distress,"But even my anxiety is feeling depressed +And how I get a Covid test every time I cough +But I’ve tried everything and I can’t turn it off +There is nothing in the world more precisely designed +To recognize patterns that the human mind +Last night I heard voices whispering so soft +I put my ear plugs in but I can’t turn it off +The first thing I see when I wake up in my room +An explosion of madness they call the scrolling doom +Lobbed right into my bed just like a molotov +I know that it’s unhealthy but I can’t turn it off +So I don’t want to worry you or make you feel ashamed +There’s nothing you can do about it anyway +It’s a ringing in my ears, this lonesome valley song +Even with my children screaming, I can’t turn it off" +We are so young and old,"We are insecure and bold +We are black and blue and gold +When we sit together +Dance together +Play together +When we drink together +Eat together +Speak together +My hands were made to touch your skin +Your arms were made for me to lie in +My eyes were made to stare at you +Your lips were made to say you love me, too +When we sit together +Dance together +Play together +When we drink together +Eat together +Speak together +If you want to be my baby +Just say so +If you want me to be your daddy +Let me know +If you want to be my baby +Just say so +I want you to be my baby +Now you know +You say you watch me sleep +I say you go so deep +You hear that I hate you +I say it isn’t true +When we sit together +Dance together +Play together +When we drink together +Eat together +Speak together +If you want to be my baby +Just say so +If you want me to be your daddy +Let me know +If you want to be my baby +Just say so +I want you to be my baby +Now you know" +Started having nothing Gained,"something in the end I heard the preacher +say that we all had to pretend and +at the end of the rainbow There +was a light shining brighter than the sun +I pretended I knew where to go But +I didn't Just +like everyone Just +like everyone I put on my best face +and I face the crowd I put on +a show for everyone who watched I knew +that I could make somebody proud But +I wasn't sure which way that I was +gonna wash I went home and I took +a shower I went home and I washed +my ha I went home and I felt +the power blowing out from everywhere" +anonymity is king,"and a meaningful interaction +doesn't mean a thing +in the land of chat roulette +you never know what you're gonna get +penises or little kids +they're giving you the middle finger +in the land of chat roulette +it'll drive you nuts if you let it +so far away they seem so close +are they real or are they ghosts +round and round we go +where it stops no one knows +every single +till we've met the world +in the land o/f chatroulette +somethings you see while make you sweat +people nice and people mean +and people just want to be seen +in the land of chat roulette +a girl with a cigarette +nothing more than silhouettes +giving you the middle finger +down the rabbit hole +where you bear your soul +ghost in the machine +people want to be seen +no one can escape from +the singularity +i will be you +and you will be me +on the other side of the tv set +we're all stars on chat roulette +there's no mods theres no rules +just signs that say show me your boobs +in the land of chat roulette +it's feels scary there's no threat +people bored and people trying +to find something they'll never find" +Hey hey hey It's,"not that late but I just got off +the stage I tried something new tonight and +it worked on stage but not when I +looked at it here And +so I'm +just making a little song acapella style sitting +on the floor Cause +Sunday maybe I'll +have time to do the song Rai +I said Ra +I said right I got a 6am flight +Wanna do it right I got a 6am +flight It's +a half hour to the airport I got +a six hour flight Good +night" +Donovan is her favorite singer in the whole,"wide, goddamn world She +loves to play Wii +fit and Mario +Party Mookie +and Pumpkin +Chobo Cookie +and max watch her play Smooth +moves, shake that wii mote Rachel +Her dad is into feminist punk bands, he +goes and video tapes them She's +got two sisters, Ardy +and Alice +Some of her friends have moved to Portland +and she misses them terribly But +shake that wii mote rachel When +she first met george on OKcupid +They both thought they would just be good +friends but they hit it off and now +they are together The +fun they have well it never ends After +they first met Rachel +cut off all her hair George +wanted to but didn't have the guts She +documented her illnes, tumorauma ichabod cranium shake that +wii mote rachel" +I will make these promises,"I will take the opposite as true +Nobody really gets it +Nobody could love me like you do +Wintertime incubated +The feeling I'm your skeleton key +Nobody really gets it +Nobody could ever love you as much as me +It's impossible +I will write my dreams so clearly +I will light all of them right up +Nobody could understand it +You are just enough +I can see what's right in front of me +There's no need for measurements or proof +Nobody could ever quantify +Nobody could ever tell me all this truth" +Everyone was scribbling on Scribble,"dot cool And +May Li +learned early on to not trust what she +learned in school She +also learned early that life is very short +So she got a room full of tech +bros to twerk Jonathan’s +brother paints with their hair To +honor and remember their grandmother Codify +Art because existing institutions suck So +they create the space where marginalized voices can +rise up Oh +oh oh Hey +Hey Hey +Subvert the status quo And +have fun along the way Be +a jack of all trades Cuz +things are gonna change Equipped +with knives all over and none of them +are sharp But +those who can manage change will survive when +things get hard Would +you rather carve the door a little better +or build the whole house through 1/4 of +the effort creates 3/4 of the benefits for +you Sierra +was ready to upgrade from Ikea +All the expensive luxury pots and pans gave +her an idea Inviting +any and everyone to If +you can design a website - You +can make a chair If +you can make a chair - You +can make an app If +you can make an app - You +can make chocolate If +you can make chocolate - You +can design a building If +you can design a building - You +can make a website The +impulse to increase our awareness of living is +upon us From +1am in a windowless room in Gowanus +It’s a public debut of David’s +new hobby He +doesn’t know what he’s doing with this junk +on the street" +If you’ve been to cities but you’ve had enough,"Have you been to paris, france +And if you doubt that paris was made for love +give paris one more chance +Even on the darkest of days +Love will always shine through the hate +And if you doubt that paris was made for love +give paris one more chance +There are those that can’t see past terror and fear +But from the steps of Monmarte the morning is clear +And if you don’t think Paris was made for love +Maybe your heart needs a telegram from up above +If you doubt that paris was made for love +Give paris one more chance +There are those that will try to keep us apart +But the harder they try the more we open our hearts +The home of Piaf and Chevalier +Must have done something right to get passion this way +If you don’t think paris was made for love +Give paris one more chance +There are those that are already calling for war +It won’t help now, it didn’t help before +The home of Piaf and Trenet too +Must have done something right +Must have something for you +If you don’t think paris was made for love +Give paris one more chance +If you’ve been to cities but you’ve had enough +Have you been to paris, france +And if you doubt that paris was made for love +give paris one more chance +When your heart is broken and you can’t go on +When your faith and your hope and your music is gone +Remember that paris was made for love +Give paris one more chance" +"So many years, head in the sand","Mow the lawn, take the land +Surely they’ll give up the fight +And we’ll take what’s ours by divine right +Israel is gonna fall +It’s not safe for Jews at all +Or Christians and Muslims too +For the Bedouin and the Druze +From Jabotinsky to Begin +Kahan, Netanyahu, a fever dream +land where Jews can rein supreme +From the river to the sea +Not content with the land they’re on +Set the sights on Lebanon +Syria and Iraq are next +world war by supremacists +At the very start, there were those who wished +“A homeland sure but not like this.” +When the fever breaks and our people go +The bundists whisper, “I told you so.” +Freedom for all of Palestine +From the river to the sea +Freedom from supremacy +One state where all are free +Israel is gonna fall +Make it safe for one and all +For Christians, Muslims and the Jews +For the Bedouin and the Druze" +Millions of miles of land Billions,"of miles of cee Billions +of different places all around I'm +right where I ought to be Time +rolls by and it's infinite and will continue +someday without me of all the times that +there ever were well I'm +where I ought to be Nowhere +I gotta go Nowhere +that I ought to be here Nowhere +that I gotta go oh I'm +right where I ought to be Take +one step in any direction Take +another down the opposite road out of every +single path in the wide wide world where +there's nowhere that I ought to go Looking +up at the imperial sky Looking +down at my little toe Everything's +the same when you get down to it +so there's nowhere that you gotta go there's +nowhere that I gotta go there's nowhere that +I gotta be there's nowhere that I gotta +go oh nowhere that I ought to be +there's nowhere that I oughta be there's nowhere +that I oughta go" +Turn your attention to the turning of the year,"You got something in your heart +Is it fear +You got to let it go +Before it eats you alive +You got nothing on your hands but time +Everything is coming up +Yours and mine +You got nothing to lose but your life +I have heard love every good word +That there's something else for you to know +And +I +I don't care +The telephone's ringing +And +I don't care about the song singing +Cause +I'll just write another one +For every day +You know that it's true +That is what +I" +Leave enough room for the truth to get,"through Don't +close the door Let +yourself be happy anymore Let +yourself be happy When +you're feeling blue Let +yourself be happy Know +the truth Leave +a little room where the light can get +in Leave +a little home Cause +I believe I believe in you And +I believe in you Even +if you don't believe in what you're doing +I believe in you When +you got the truth When +you got the truth The +truth on your side I never knew how +to let the truth hit me in the +face And +put me in my place I put myself +in the same situation every day I put +myself in the same truth every day Truth +every day That's +what I say Leave +a little room for the truth to get +through Don't +close the window Don't +close the window" +"Blink, blink","And you might miss it +See the ring of the king and kiss it +Talk, talk +To the warden +Lie and tell him you’re important +He might believe you +Or he’ll kill you +Either way +You’ll be out of here, won’t you? +Tick, tock +Get convincing +You’re talking and no one’s listening +Bang, bang +The hammer cries +On the gallows as they rise +Wheels are turning +And in the morning +Vulture meat +On the gurney +Cheep, chirp +Hear the songbird +Say the right don’t say the wrong word +Clomp, clomp +Your boots ring out +Straight up the gallows now +The undertaker’s +Mask is threaded +With shining sequins +For all those he’s beheaded" +"The world is sun, the world is heat","We get home covered in sweat +But I don’t want to shower just yet, no +Sweaty girlfriend, sweaty girlfriend +I am attracted to your scent +No not yet, don’t take a shower +I’m drawn in to your body power +Well she comes home in her yoga pants +She walks by, I’m in a yoga trance +She’s heading for the shower now +And I jump up and tackle her to the ground +Sweaty girlfriend, sweaty girlfriend +I am attracted to your scent +No not yet, don’t take a shower +I’m drawn in to your body power +Now we’re in new york paying subway fares +And walking up ten flights of stairs +The city heat makes her collapse +Let’s find a bed and take new york naps +I’m drawn in by her style and grace +Her pretty voice and her pretty face +And when we’re at home alone +I am drawn to her pheromones +Sweaty girlfriend, sweaty girlfriend +I am attracted to your scent +No not yet, don’t take a shower +I’m drawn in to your body power +Sweaty girlfriend, sweaty girlfriend +I am attracted to your scent +No not yet, don’t take a shower +I’m drawn in to your body power" +It’s snowing,"It’s really coming down +It’s snowing +And I’m all warm +You can’t beat precipitation +When it’s down below freezing +And you’re running up the hill +And your smiling and wheezing +It’s snowing +Everything is covered +It’s snowing +In this coat I’m smothered +Don’t slip on the icy patch +It’s dangerous to go alone +Toboggan down the hill +Buried in the deep, deep snow" +Another night I didn't sleep so well so,"I'm just gonna lie here and say oh +well you can make me do anything more +than the more you try to make me +the more you try to shape me the +more I just tell you to forgot the +more you try to move me the more +you try to do me wrong I just +say no way I run my own ship +Keep my own counsel oh no so I'm +just gonna lie here ringing my bell oh +no what happen You +put yourself in that mode You +know the mode where you don't really care +The mode where you shave off all your +hair the mode where you make your way +back down to the river down to the +river down to the river down in the +river That +was the wrong chord Biscuit +Chalk is really broken It's +only about 25 years old I think I +was 14 when I got Was +that 25 years ago I hope so I +turned 40 in some weeks from now I +can't believe I'm +not even You +think after doing this for so long I'd +be better at it But +some days you know I just don't give +a I don't give a I don't give +a I" +Write a letter to your heart,"Smoke signals in the dark +You don’t know +Yourself as well as you think you do +trillion neurons in your brain +Chemicals mixing that contain +Every thought +You’ve ever had, that’s the map of you +What’s beneath every decision +Who’s in control +What’s behind every emotion +Heart mind body soul +All your fear for the future +Exists only as a creature +Skulking around +Getting stuck in all the grey matter goo +Ancestors from a grassy plain +Great grand parents hurt and pain +Every heartbreak +And success, that’s the map of you" +Time is a circle that has no end,"no beginning Space +is a circle has no end and no +beginning and you and I I'm +not in the middle of the sky we're +not even near the middle we're on the +edge Time +is a flat thing it doesn't matter but +it does and space is unnatural and only +exists in our mind and you and me +will come eventually to see that we don't +matter but we do but we do but +we do Time +is all strange you can't explain it with +just words Space +is everywhere and it's nowhere that's all I +know but you and I will eventually I +see Nothing +is what it seems at all when we +go when we go when we go Time +was nothing then it was something and soon +it will be nothing again in space feels +heavy but it's weightless and it's nothing but +you and me will eventually see that we +don't matter but we do we do we +do" +Bye bye Martin,"Shkreli You +represent the gross underbelly Of +this capitalist system that we’ve all created You +embody our frustration, our powerlessness and our hatred +Bye bye Martin +Shkreli I hope you go to prison and +it’s really smelly And +somebody in there was affected by the shit +you pulled So +you can stand eye to eye with him +and try to feed him your bull shit +I have friends that defend you Saying +that your goal was research Despite +overwhelming evidence That +you are simply just a jerk Who +loves money More +than anything More +than anything More +than anything Bye +bye Martin +Shkreli You +go with fraud like peanut butter to jelly +I hope the FBI +confiscates the Wu +Tang Album +And then gives it to Bill +Murray, who then shares it with his friends +Bye bye Martin +Shkreli I really don’t hate you, that would +be silly I don’t know you at all, +I’m sure your heart beats still But +it seems to me it’s been buried underneath +a mountain of dollar bills" +I’m forty years old today in this reality,"My beard is going grey, there’s lines upon +my face I’m +a little bit out of shape and things +are starting to break In +this reality, I’m +forty years old today I’m +forty years old today, somewhere there’s a different +me Uncountable +mistakes, innumerable earthquakes In +some I am a snake, and in others +I am a lake But +in this reality, I’m +forty years old today I’m +forty years old I’m +forty years old today, I can show you +all the dates But +through a different frame, the dates don’t look +that way For +nearly 5000 days, there’s 5000 songs I’ve +made But +you also kept that pace, in some other +reality I’m +forty years old today, somewhere I’m +a bookcase I’m +William Butler +Yeats, I am the Blanchet +known as Kate +I’m the first person into space, I’m +glacier melting face But +in this reality, I’m +forty years old today" +I had a dream,"Our hearts had wings +Somewhere between +Here and Mercury +And we were free +Bad as it seems +All that’s important +Is what you can’t see +Pockets of patience +Hours of waiting +Games we are playing +With ourselves +Are you abstaining +From the sun and the raining +4 walls containing +Eternity now +shovel and hat +wild guess that +Gives the suggestion +We’re out of our depth +point to stress +wound to dress +Bones in a mess +Is anything left" +I'm not gonna turn off my fan before,"I do my song I'm +not gonna tell you you're right and you +tell me I'm +wrong Elon +Musk is trying to make a thing that +connects to your brain But +that don't sound so safe I'm +just gonna remain the way that I am +The way that I am The +way that I am I'm +not gonna turn on the light in here +right now Oh +no And +I'm not gon try to record my song +like it's good Okay +No no no Windows +are closed Everybody +knows that it's raining outside Oh +no no The +windows are closed but it feels good out +there Oh +I've been writing a song for so many +days that I forgot most of the songs +that I wrote in my life And +I guess that's not so bad of a +thing Cause +I can go back and find something surprising +Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah +ah I was gonna make a song all +about how everything's so fucked up and I +was gonna use that footage with the bean +dress but then I decided to say no +no Think +I'll just make up a song on the +spot So +here I am with the fans going with +the light off and I didn't even record +it properly properly properly properly" +Bird flying through the sky Flying,"over the desert Flying +near a rock And +the owl in the tree With +the sharp claws “I Can +catch little rodents today” They’re +birds of prey They +got the little ones And +it’s a bald eagle Feeding +the little ones, Feeding +the little ones And +they sit there And +they’re waiting to be fed And +the barn owl Sways +to and fro And +he stands in a hole And +this is where they live, yeah Look +at the rivers like veins Isn’t +this an idyllic scene? Oh.. +All the trees and the barn owl Looks +to the left, looks to the right And +he sways back and forth And +he’s surveying the land And +he’s looking for something to eat With +the sharp eyes And +the sharp beaks And +the sharp claws They +catch the little mouse They +catch the little mouse, whoa Checking +for ticks Looking +at ears Checking +for feathers, Checking +for feathers, Tapered +feathers Caught +the mouse in her mouth, oh Gonna +eat it feed it to her little chicky, +chicky, chicky, chicky, chicky chick, chick-a yeah whoa, +yawn pussy’s tired they got the swayin back +and forth now they were born with it, +yeah the white, the white ,the little white +chickies and the the white, the white the +little white chickies and the (baby owl sounds) +learnin to fly now to fly now movin +the head movin the head like this like +this oooooo" +This book tried to eat me,"This book tried to kiss me +This book throw itself at my head +And only barely missed me +This book told me a story +It has a mouth and lips and all that +This book jumped on my shoulders +And purred just like a cat +At the hogwarts +Library +At the hogwarts +Library +This book ate my lunch +This book sang an opera +This book burnt itself +On the ornate candelabra +This book sheds it’s pages +This book calls you names +bunch of books are in the rafters +Playing some kind of game +At the hogwarts +Library +At the hogwarts +Library" +Cake cake cake cake cake cake well I,"don't know which way you zoom anymore I'm +just gonna lay on the floor and contemplate +my own mortality and you should feel free +to throw your cake on me Whoa +oh Throw +your cake on me Throw +that cake Throw +your cake Throw +your cake Gotta +throw your cake on me Throw +your cake Throw +your cake Gotta +throw your cake on me Throw +your cake Throw +your cake Gotta +throw your cake on me Gotta +throw your cake Throw +your cake Gotta +throw your cake on me" +The food I eat,"Becomes part of me +And the water I drink +Are the thoughts I think +The light of the sun +Is in my blood +And the stuff of stars +Runs through my veins +I am made of +What I'm made of +thousand trillion itty bitty bugs +Without whom I wouldn't be me +I am made of +What I'm made of +Water that Cleopatra drank +Without whom I would't be me +The air I breathe +Has been everything +From hydrogen to zinc +And all that in between +My ancestors +Humans and creatures +I wouldn't be here singing +If anyone of them had died +Human, clever human +Making connections +You're hard wired for sex +Like you're wired for patterns +Oh human, silly human +You've simply got to know +But there's a reason that tree was forbidden +You'd do better to take it slow +Neurons fire +In a brain haywire +And that electricity, well, that is me +Chemicals mix +And I get my fix +And in combination all that is me` 0-0-" +That’s not a heart warming story,"You misheard the song be happy don’t worry +You misheard the song born in the usa +So let me be clear about what i want to say +Steve Jobs wanted to make a dent +In the universe i’m not sure what he meant +But suicide rates among teenage girls +Are growing fastest in this part of the world +You and me can’t stop staring at our phones +It’s not our faults got these monkey brains +It makes me anxious and have to poop +Late stage capitalism +That’s not a heart warming story +little girl saving up all her money +So her friends won’t go hungry +So her friends won’t go hungry +So her friends won’t go hungry +Jeff Bezos has so much money +He could feed every single child in this country +He could feed every single child on the planet +But really he should just pay his fucking taxes +This is not a heart warming story +man is caring for his daughter +She’s got cancer +He runs out of sick days +His colleuges donate +All of their sick days +Teachers have to work second or third jobs +Driving for Uber around the clock +And if a child can’t pay for lunch +Their friends have to save their money +And don’t run out of sick days" +Keith Keith Keith,"For the DNC +Ellison Ellison Ellison +He’s gonna give them hellison +Perez seems fine +But he’s not the guy +Keith will unite +Not divide +From Schumer +To Sanders +That’s a lotta daylight +Between Senators +But they both see +That we need Keith +Read the mood +Of the country +We need fire and we need grit +And Keith is it +Keith is in +Minnesote +His district used +To never vote +He came in +And organized +Now the turnout +Is the highest high +Perez has only +Won one race +That’s a fact +You can’t escape +Keith has won +bunch a times +He’s the guy +The stakes could not be higher +The DNC is a dumpster fire +Losing seats left and right +Governorships, it’s time to fight +Keith’s record speaks for itself +Knock on doors, increase turnout +Not just at election time +But all of the time" +I was manning the sign,"That said jews for ceasefire +At city hall +I was surrounded by dads +Wrapped in Israeli flags +And they called +Me murderer and much worse +And truth be told their words did hurt +One man said hey what are you +Jewish kids for hitler youth +His name was Vladimir +And he came here +From Russia long ago +He said you know of course +We’ve got to use such force +It’s the only thing they know +He said Jonathan you’re naive +American living comfortably +Your so called Palestinian friends +Will turn on you before the end +Vlad said I am no dummy +I went to MIT +I’m an options trader now +I said hey, you just see it one way +I see it differently +Let’s talk about something else +Because you got your talking points +And lord knows I got mine +On this we won’t see eye to eye +So just tell me about your life +But Vlad just wanted to share the news +That I was being used by the enemy of the jews +I said Vlad, it’s not muslims that scare me +It’s the white supremacy +It’s the real life hitler youths +If anyone’s gonna turn on us +It’s the same white folk that always does +The Arab jewish hate is fake +Manufactured by the Jewish state +10 million jews in one spot +Hitler couldn’t have dreamed of that +Your brain is trained on the skin that’s brown +But the true danger is the orange clown +And when they come marching slow +I won’t even say I told you so +I’ll say Vlad teach me to use a gun +So we can fight this Nazi scum" +You can't escape the fact of how you were raised,"There's neurons that fire and have always fired that way +After 30 years of trying +You might find that they'd remained +Locked in place +It's no disgrace to just be how you are +It may be difficult sometimes +But we've all got our cross to bear +And when the going get tough around here +The toughness makes me wanna cry no fair +Scientists thought that the Y chromosome +was disappearing +In a couple a hundred thousand years +no more men +But" +We love Sampler,"And we love Michelle +Does she listen to podcasts +We want to hear her tell +Brittany Liuse +What podcast she listens to +So if you got a connection +To the FLOTUS +Please if you could +Just let her know this +Michelle Obama +We really really wanna +Hear her on Sampler" +Encyclopedia Frown,"is the baddest cat around Sails +the seven seas and takes the other pirates +down Spinach +all the way, makes her stronger every day +Cross her and Encyclopedia +Frown will make you pay Ahoy +mateys! Here +they come! Waggin’ +their tails and lookin’ so dumb They +bark, bark, bark but we cut our sails +Lock harpoons and release the whales The +baboon crew with their flags red and blue +Tried to steal our catnip, what we gonna +do? In +the blackest night by silent oar We +pick them up, toss them overboard! On +the island of the Cats, +the captains deliberate in their pirate hats But +deep in the jungle, a sound, a rumble +The lions and the tigers are bringing their +trouble Tails +are swishin’, kitties are hissin’, It +seems some booty has gone a-missin’ Encyclopedia +Frown took all the tigers down All +the lions bowed to Encyclopedia +Frown" +This sweatshirt that I'm,"wearing is warmer than every other sweatshirt That's +why I'm +wearing it Because +it's cold outside Again +It's cold outside When +it's been 50 degrees for a week well +then 30 degrees feels like it's freezing Oh +that's cold But +when it's been tub zero weather for a +week then 30 degrees feels warm Context +is everything Context +is everything If +it's 100 degrees for a week well then +70 degrees feels like a relief You +know You +know You +know what I mean This +sweatshirt is the warmest sweatshirt I don't know +where I got it This +sweatshirt is the warmest sweatshirt I don't know +where I got it I don't know I +don't know" +Got got accepted to NC state,"For engineering +I want to switch from general to computer +Cuz generals to general I'm fearing +I didn't get my driver's license on the first try +Cuz I needed to make tighter turns +I needed to use the blinker more +And backing out straight is something that I'll learn +I was talking with my old friend on Steam +He said that he wanted to kiss me +I said yes and we made out +Things have been going crazy +I had a long vacation with video games +Now back into class with midterms +Jonathan Mann will write a song with me +I got no candles left to burn +I'm going to Ichibancon +I'm excited for the Bemani games +I turn 18 the day this video goes up +And nothing will ever be the same +I was talking to my old friend on Steam +He said he wanted to kiss me +I said yes and we made out +Things have been going crazy" +The apocalypse is coming,"Whether we’re ready or not +And we could never stop it +With this president we got +Could be from a geyser +Could be nuclear +Could be financial +Or some other forgotten fear +It could be a pandemic +Could be a meteor +Could be methane burp +Or a thing we’ve never seen before +The apocalypse is coming +But the planet will survive +Even if we’re gone +Earth will be alive +And she’ll go on without us +In the universe so cold +And the beauty will still be here +As the sun grows red and old +The creatures will be crawling +The green will be unfurled +Straight up to the ending +The final curtain of the world +The apocalypse is coming +And he’s ushering it in +With his climate change denial +The beginning of the end" +The cat has kidney failure,"I had a nice dinner plan +But now I’m cleaning up the piss +Oh, ain’t life just so funny sometimes? +The way it weaves +And the way it rhymes +But I wouldn’t trade a second of any of this +And it’s 1, 2, 3, 4 +H2O injection more +And it’s 5, 6, 7, 8 +Was a happy cat and it sure was great +So happy +So sad +I’ll take the good +I’ll take the bad +It’s a miracle we all survive +And that’s just what it is to be alive +Whoaaaa, whoah +What it is to be alive +Ooooh +So happy anniversary +Here’s to a hundred more +Here’s to the lovely cat we all adore +circle has no beginning +circle has no end +Who are we to think we can buck that trend +Cuz it’s 1, 2, 3, 4 +Happy baby and two more +And it’s 5, 6, 7, 8 +Was a happy cat and it sure was great +So happy +So sad +I’ll take the good +I’ll take the bad +It’s a miracle we all survive +And that’s just what it is to be alive +Whoooah, to be a live x2 +To be alive" +forged in the fires fed by coal,"trained by the light of the fairy fountain +he'll never give up till he's reached his goal +robot ninja zombie bear +fighting for freedom everywhere +evil better say a prayer +he's the robot ninja zombie bear +from the streets of new york all the way to london +he keeps us safe from terrorists +with claws and teeth and throwing stars and +a thirst for brains that will not quit +robot ninja zombie bear +he cannot die, he's already there +evildoers had better beware +he's the robot ninja zombie bear +his software was designed by google eningeers +jony ive cut his exteriror from a single piece of aluminum +Chuck Norris showed him how to be a ninja +no one knows how he gained his zombie powers +fueled by salmon and organic honey +with a direct line to the president +his fu is strong his scabs are runny +when trouble calls he's on the scent +look, up in the air +is that a bird or a solar flare? +it's got 10 limbs and's shaped like a pear +robot ninja zombie bear" +‪One Hundred Days‬,"‪✅ Play golf‬ +‪✅ Play golf‬ +‪✅ Drop some bombs‬ +‪✅ Threaten nuke war‬ +‪✅ Play golf‬ +‪✅ Spend millions in tax 💰on travel‬ +‪✅ Play golf‬" +Have your people,"Call my people +and we'll do a little dance +If you don't have people +Then I don't have people +And we'll dance alone +People all over the world +Are getting into their cars +Driving about till the gas runs out +And staring up at the stars +Because +No one cares as much as you think they do +Except those that care more than you think they do +So don't worry about dancing +And don't get all antsy +About things you did or didn't say +Nobody's noticing +You're invisible totally +Except to those who care you that way +No one cares as much as you think they do +Except those that care more than you think they do +You're judging me +I'm judging you +It's a little circle back and forth +But I'll forget you +When you've walked away +I'm full up there not room for more +Everywhere you look +Folks are putting on pants +One leg sometimes two at a time +And putting gloves on their hands +I eat something +And then I eat more +And then I'm gonna get fat +My genes are saying +The foundation you're laying +is making sure of that +I try to do the best I can +But I know that I'm alone +No one's responsible for me +My tapestry is sewn" +Is there a me Is,"there a you What +does the space between us do Is +there a you Is +there a me Is +there any space between is there any space +between me and you And +if so what does a space between us +do Is +there a you Is +there a me I simply cannot see Is +there a me Is +there a you I cannot see right through +I can't see through the space between you +and me I don't know what to do +with the space between me and you if +there was a space between me and you +what would it feel like If +there was a space between you and me +what would that be like Is +there a you Is +there a me And +Is there any space between is there a +me Is +there a you and is there space space +to do be do be do Is +there any space between me and you Is +there any space between me and you Is +there any space between you and me No +space" +Some chains hold and some chains break,"Some chains found ands some chains made +Some chains stronger the more you pull +Some chains stuck to the back of your skull +But every chains a story +Every chain a story waiting to be told +Some chains fail and some succeed +Some chains hide what lies beneath +Some chains brittle and some chains strong +Some chain weren’t chains all along +Some chains love and some chains hate +Some bind together, some make a slave +Some chains will try to tear you down +Some chains you carry all around +Some chains rattle you to your core +Some chains a riddle or a metaphor +Some chains put food on your plate +You gotta make peace with some chains +Some chains wrapped around your house +Some look gift horse in the mouth +Some chains’ll brook no dissent +Some chains come from your friends" +If you're broken like me if you're missing,"some pieces I will make you complete Together +we'll be whole Together +we'll be whole if you're facing the darkness +and you can't find your heart there let +my soul be the spark instead of breaking +apart Hold +Together we'll be whole if you can't find +a way out of your own head and +the weight is too great you're not sure +you can say ho not sure you can +stay whole when the sky is all blue +and you feel like I'm +muted mean nothing to you I'll +be the glue whole together we'll be home +when you feel it going down down down +down down and you got nothing to hold +on to I'll +be your helicopter I'll +be your hummingbird I'll +be the pyramid that sits so silent out +a word I'll +be your helicopter I'll +be your hummingbird I'll +be the pyramid that's so silent out a +word you Im +stretching in a straight line can't figure out +why you feel like losing your mind ho +Losing it whole I will bury your demons +I will ship them to sea we will +coax the meaning it will grow like a +tree whole together we'll be whole when you +feel it going down down down down down +and you've got nothing to hold on to +I'll be your helicopter I'll +be your hummingbird I'll +be the pyramid that sits so silent out +a word I'll +be your helicopter I'll +be your hummingbird I'll +be the pyramid that sits so silen" +20 500 2500 2500 Death's,"a day Death's +a day I'm +so sick of this shit How +we still in the thick of it Back +in 2012 back in 2012 we found the +world and conversation 28 28 But +it's not fast It's +slow motion It's +pandas and rising ocean 25252500 deaths a day +252500 deaths a day Slow +slow and fast If +you're sitting in the hall sp if you're +sitting in bed then room watching T +V right now it feels snow slow a +slow No +no 25252500 deaths a day 2525 20 deaths +a day I don't know how to measure +that I don't know how to integrate that +I don't know how to think about that +And I just lay on the front there +is a scream around A +scream a scream around A +scream around Fuck +F Motherfuck +God damn it Fucking +mother fucking shit I'm +so simple I just want beep to beat +over over for real Over +real 2525 25 D25 +2500" +Can you even trust your eyes when you,"feel like everything is light Can +you even trust your brain when things are +complicated To +explain the answer to the question what is +reality Is +very hard to answer it's not easy the +answer to the question what is real Is +essential to deciding what I'm +gonna feel nothing's ever black and white no +matter how hard you try everything is always +gray and it's always always been that way +there may be stacked all lined up and +back to back we may be in a +simulation and we all may be just forsaken +the answer to the question what is reality +Is very hard to answer it's not easy +the answer to the question what is real +Is essential to deciding what I'm +gonna Despite +not knowing what is true you care for +me and I'll +care for you Even +though the truth's unclear Arm +in arm we'll all be standing here Arm +in arm we'll all be standing here Arm +in arm will all be standing here" +Any time any time any time he wants,"He can have his money +He can change he can change he can change the rules +He’ll say it’s rain +All the levers of power +In the hands of a wealthy few +No water left for the shower +You’re gonna stink until they come to get you +Cuz you’re no match for them alone +Call me and i’ll be there +You don’t have to do it on your own +We get together and don’t despair +All the guns all the guns all the guns they got +And they’ll start shooting +When the bombs when the bombs begin to fall +And your life is ruined +They’ll call the national guard +And turn them upon you +Life’s about to get harder than hard +So what you gonna do +Cuz you’re no match for them alone +Call me and i’ll be there +You don’t have to do it on your own +We get together and don’t despair" +Hey hey do you love me,"Do you think you’re above me +Are you always thinking of me +I’m not wearing a shirt +I’ve got a cold that’s in my head +I’m no thinking straight i said +hey hey can you put me in bed +I’m not wearing a shirt +I’m sick of always doing everything +Why do I gotta do it +Sometimes I just want to say +Screw it +Hey hey I’ve got keys to the car +Let’s go to where the scenes bizarre +They got cold drinks and it’s not very far +I’m not wearing a shirt +Once I had a pretty little dream +It disappated into smoke and steam +I breathed it in, now it’s part of me +I’m not wearing a shirt" +Gimme medi mother fucking care for all,"No more half assed bullshit +That doesn’t cover everyone +No more corproate handouts +And outrageous premiums +No more crazy deductibles +And out of pocket maximums +Fuck insurance companies +Let’s get them on the run +Curse this GOP +Congress for a hundred years +And the weak kneed democrats +who can’t break through their fear +the people are demanding it +so give us what we want +or come november +you’ll be out of a job" +I’m an old man trapped in a young,"man’s body Better +talk to me while you have the chance +I’m an old man trapped in a young +man’s body Pick +up your phone before I die I’m +an old man trapped in a young man’s +body If +you don’t and I do it’ll be your +fault and you will cry I’m +an old man trapped in a young man’s +body Old +man x3" +i got this floppy disk,"i got this wet ware +i don't know where to put it +let me put it in you +and then we'll hard drive it home +I got two cocks +and you got two vaginas +do i love your body mod +or do i love you +let's hard drive it home +i read your technical specifications +i was impressed +and you failed with flying colors +every single turing test +RAM RAM RAM +my heart is open source +there's no encryption here +unless unless of course that's what you're into +Touch your antler +To my antennae +Here have my pheromone shake +Put your little claw in mine" +Goofy Goofy,"Little bird calling my name +On the water +Sinking to the bottom of the lake +I was only +16 or 17 +I was lonely +Sinking to the bottom of the lake +Goofy goofy +Lost your email address +And you left me +Cleaning up everyone’s mess +Eat the apple +The garden is growing still +Fight the battle +For free will +You caught me red handed +It’s almost like you planned it +I stole the fire for you +We did what lovers do +I would do it all again +For you +Goofy goofy +I’ve been tumbling down +Did you see me +Coming for that crown +For the empire +We crossed the rubicon +I built an island +For us to live on" +Lines across a page will make a picture,"in due time Lines +across a face will mean that time has +gone by Lines +up in the sky mean that airplanes are +flying Lines +in a row mean you're locked up and +left to die Screaming +Dreaming You +don't know what I'm +scheming I keep meaning to tell you you're +wrong Bricks +and mortar shells raining down upon cement Stronger +faster harder better by 30 percent Another +day goes by and I didn't know what +it meant I look back and marvel at +where exactly that it went Oh +screaming Dreaming +You don’t know what I’m +scheming I keep meaning To +tell you you’re wrong Hey +I'm just an elephant who's lost upon the +plains Chased +by hyenas and munching upon grains Bathing +in the sunlight and drowning in the rains +Feeling pretty good except for these growing pains +Screaming Dreaming +Not knowing What +they’re scheming They +keep meaning To +tell me I’m +wrong It's +best that you don't think about the knock +upon the door It's +someone that you knew but never talked to +before She'll +pick you up and spit you out and +kick you down on to the floor Or +she'll love you till your senseless like a +silent midnight roar Screaming +Dreaming You +don’t know what I am scheming I keep +meaning To +tell you you’re wrong Oh" +J K Row,"Embrace full on fascist +Smashes right through +Our low expectations +Hatred and bigotry +Get you all twisted +Listen to the sound +Of us needing a vacation +From all this bullshit +J K Row +Embrace full on fascist +It was just under the surface +Like her caricature of jews +She’s been playing footsie +And now it is apparent +Can we get away +Just me and you" +I’m feeling funky gotta get right with it,"Ear stains the air and the coffee on the carpet +I’m feeling funky gotta eat some grapes +I’m feeling funky for goodness sakes +Phone won’t work cuz we’re in the boonies +Ear won’t work cuz I’ve sung to many tunies +I’m feeling funky in old New England +Make love like you’re a puritan pilgrim +Love costs nothing but it’s heavier than iron +Hate costs nothing but it’ll light you on fire +I’m feeling funky and out of hand +Let me put it so you’ll understand" +Nobody ever told me,"it was gonna feel this way +No that’s not right +Everybody said it to me +Like every day +But it’s easy not to listen +When you’re sure that you’re unique +And it’s harder to keep illusions +When your bones begin to creak +So i just put my head down +And I count all my steps +I focus on the way my lungs +Go in and out with breath +I break upon the banks of +an unfamiliar shore +Every single day +And now my body’s sore +Wherever you find yourself today +Just remember this +It’s a lack of imagination +That’s led to this business +Of sleepless disconnection +Surrounded by the sounds +Of other people crying +Heads stuck underground" +Hey my frozen love,"I was on the way to god +When I stopped in the middle of street +To tie my shoe +I tired to hide my face +I felt so out of place +I didn’t want you to see me this way +But you saw right through +You took my by the shoulder +Shook me all out of order +You told me I was nothing and everything +medal made of gold +Pawned then bought and sold +Again to the highest bidder this time +Who never earned it +I came to get it back +After my heart attack +If there was a lesson in there somewhere +I never learned it" +I am just telling you what I think,"And it may not be what you want to hear +But I’m gonna say it anyway +And try to be as concise and clear +‘ +You’re hanging on too much to the past +To move forward you’ve got to lay it down +And make some decisions about what’s important +Or else you’re just circling around +I know right now what it is I need +And what you’ve got doesn’t line up +But I wish that instead of getting mad at me +You’d make something that you really love +And share it with the world +The things I said must’ve really stung +Cuz now my phone has gone dark +I’m not sure what I have done +But if I can just set a spark +You’ve challenged me in the past +And sometimes that’s what I need +To hear something that I never hear +To see something that I haven’t seen +Everything goes up in the sky +Dancing around like angels in the night +I want you to be just like them +Make something with all your might" +I just wanna play my banjo,"But my banjo’s out of tune +So I’m taking a shower +Here in the afternoon +Everywhere I go the people calling out my name +Like hey mr banjo dude +And I feel like I’m gonna let them all down +Because my banjo’s out of tune +I just wanna play my banjo +But I can’t tune the strings +I don’t know if it’s the cold winds blowing +Or some mechanical thing +When I sit beneath the water thinking all +About the future I get worried sometimes you know +I gotta learn how to relax and just feel the water flow" +Ants are encroaching on my space,"Ants on my hands ands on my face +Mother Nature is mother fucking scary +Beautiful and dangerous and uncaring +Ants remind us that control is an illusion +Ants are Mother Nature saying, “so there’s no confusion +I am still in charge of all this, you know +I’ll destroy your puny attempts to assert control" +Early morning sunday song,"feeling weak and strangely strong +Think i'll swim it's been too long +Then I'll shut my eyes +Early morning sunday here +Morning peaceful morning fear +Jumbled up and mixed oh dear +I've got a short supply" +John does all the work,"Cuz he’s a robot, he’s a robot +Craig acts like a jerk +But he’s really not +He’s sexy Craig +If you try to scam screen writers +They’ll come after you, Craig will come after you +You don’t need to spend money to learn how to write +Just write +And John and Craig will teach you for free +Sexy" +I joined the crypto bull run,"In February of 2021 +my lowest point was when I got involved in shitcoins +oh yeah, I got involved in shitcoins +I cut short a family walk +so I could be home in time for the launch +of the moon boobs coin +of the moon boobs +Moon boobs +Remember what's important in life +what's important important import +Remember what's important in life +Gotta remember remember +I joined the crypto bull run +In February of 2021 +my lowest point was when I got involved in shitcoins +oh yeah, I got involved in shitcoins +I cut short a family walk +so I could be home in time for the launch +of the moon boobs coin +of the moon boobs +Moon boobs +Remember what's important in life +Important in life +Important important +Remember what's important life +Important +Light in the high height +Important in life what's important in life +Remember what's important in life +Important to life +Important +Important in life +Remember what's important in life +Remember what +Remember what's important in life +Remember +Remember what's important in life" +I been in movies,"I been on TV +I coulda been president +Back in 08 I +Was the front runner +But we all know how that went +Now they got me +On RICO charges +The same thing I used to use +I’m out on bond +I’m broken windows +I’m dog shit on your shoes +They called me America’s mayor +I’m well aware +Of the irony of all of this +Now all the pain and destruction I caused +Is coming back like an Oedipal kiss +I was getting +nice massage +When that indictment came down +They took my laptop +Probable cause +Who knows what they might have found +I’m too old for jail +Too soft for prison +But if I cooperate +There’s no amount of +Witness protection +I will have sealed my fate" +Happiness smiles - frowns,"Laughter is the most beautiful sound +What’s the point if it isn’t fun +You get nothing done without passion +Oh, oh, oh That’s The Woz +He likes math tricks and gadgets +And Raspberry Pi Projects +He made a camera that detects hummingbirds +3 kids and 7 grandkids +He loves taking road trips +He’d give you the shirt off his back +Just say the word +Oooo Woz has got +Everything he could ever want +Including honorary doctoral degrees +So on his birthday don’t email +No gifts, please as well +Please donate to his favorite charity +He invented the personal computer +Pouring his heart into subroutines +Remember when he was on Dancing With The Stars +And on Big Bang Theory +On Celebrity Watch Party +You can clearly see +Woz’s tender heart is on display +And he’s proud of being geek +And he feels so lucky +Cuz Janet loves him every minute of every day +Bent but never broken +He loves Inspiring Children +To be the kindest and most passionate they can be +He’s always got time for fans +So if you can lend a hand" +Just home for a couple days Then,"it's up to CT +no Apple +maps Just +ways to keep it traffic free the baby +cries all the time she's old enough to +be bored she's not old enough to iPad +like her big brother Oak +Car trips car trips Summer +summer summertime Car +car trips Car +trips Summer +summer summertime car trips oh 35 hours in +the car I've +had enough we could have kept going another +two but it's time to stop the kids +separated by car seats so they mostly don't +fight but the little one one oh she's +had enough of being strapped in tight Car +trips car trips Summer +summer summer summer summertime Car +trips car trips car trips Summer +summer summer summer summer summer summertime Car +trips car trips car trips Pulling +over at the big rescue stop Everybody +has to pee we don't need the gas +yet but baby is nursing I've +driven across the country four times back and +forth it's so much slower with two kids +when they're old enough to be bored to +be bored on the car trips Car +trips Summer +summer summer summer summer summer summertime Car +trips cars Summer +summer summer summer summer summer summertime Car +trips car trips Summer +summer summer summer summer summertime Car +drips car drips Summer +summer summer summer summer summer summertime Ah +yeah it's hot I'm +sweaty Back +home for a few days but then going +up to see more family for the whole +rest of the summer that's what's going on +that's all that I have to say today +I think" +"One shot, then I got another shot","In my left and then my right +And this cold just won’t quit +And it’s raining again outside +So I’m not feeling not feeling so hot +Vaccines and nfts +Nobody know what it means +The fabric of reality +Has come undone +So I’m not feeling not feeling so hot +I put my hoody up on my head +And I write my stupid song +Nobody is going to stop me +Nobody is gonna sing along" +Three thousand nine hundred and ninety nine,"I’m doing all right yeah I’m doing just fine +When I hit 5000 songs I’ll be 40 years old +I hope I make it that far down the road +I’m the same person +But I’m also not +Same anxious stomach +Twisted into knots +Same rambling brain +Singing all my songs +Trying to make do +With what I’ve got +4000 days ago I was sitting in LA +Thinking about how I was gonna write a song a day +So much has changed in 4000 days +In another 4000 it’ll be the year 2030 +Three thousand nine hundred and ninety nine +It’s been a wild ride and a steep steep climb +Whether you’ve listened 10 years or a day +Every single bit of it I appreciate" +72 hours of video are uploaded every minute,"To YouTube +That's a lotta video +That's about 26 weeks every hour +Or about 12 years every day +12 years worth of video +Uploaded every day +Meanwhile +500 years worth of Youtube videos +are watched every day on Facebook +500 years of video +Every single day +That's 182,500 years +Watched in a year +There's so much video +There's so much video +If nobody sees your video +Does your video exist? +In 2011 YouTube had over 1 trillion views +That's 140 views for every person on earth +70% of traffic comes from outside the US +Is this some kind of global unifier +Or just a giant mess +I've upload a video every single day to YouTube +For the last 3 and half years +Taken now in aggregate is it all just noise? +Or is it something more, +There's so much video +There's so much video +If nobody sees your video +Does your video exist?" +Don't try to boil the ocean It,"was incredible We +embrace your inner muppet You +can't be what you can't see How +could we do that better What +you pay attention to grows pronouns on the +badges 5 minutes 20 slides and no notes +The weight of my heart Data +and dinosaurs My +colleagues and I are button obsessed Staying +hydrated so I can learn things What +happens when you unscan this carpet Performing +arts centers are the emergency response centers for +the soul Dangerously +close to several karaoke bars I took notes +and I never take notes of those things +No don't try to boil the ocean was +incredible Weak +Embrace your end In +my baby you can see what you can't +see How +could we do that better What +to pay attention to bronouns on the badges +5 minutes total decides and oh no Figure +out who you are Go +all in on that Don't +be afraid You +can't break anything Anyone +trying to get matching tattoos People +want to engage with art much differently The +arts are more than just a nice to +have Is +there a human right Right +If you fail nobody is watching I've +already walked over a mile If +your work conference doesn't have a rock band +does it even really count No +no no Technology +should cater to us I found a bunch +of friends that share the same dream It +makes us like a family Don't +try to boil the ocean It +was incredible Weak +Embrace your end in my You +can't be what you can't see How +could we do that better But +pay attention to those pronouns on the badges +5 minutes 25 and" +How can I even tell when I'm,"angry? How +can I say that I don't care? Cause +you know that I do? That +I do? How +can I pull the rug from out beneath +you? How +can I see the stars inside your head? +Cause you know that I do? That +I do? How +can I smell the flowers up beneath you? +How can I say you don't move mountains +for me? How +can I go to great lengths in the +winter? How +can I stay sneeze when light hits on +my forehead? Cause +you know that I do? That +I do? How +can I even know when I'm +angry? How +can I tell you I don't care? It's +that you know that I do? That +I do, I do, I do, I do, +I do, I do, I do" +It's raining in Delaware ,"my eyeballs are dry +I'm full but I'm hungry and I can't decide +Blisters or bullets are big enough to break +Hearts are lonely and the soul's on the make +It's raining in Delaware +It's raining in Delaware +It's raining in Delaware +Well, Miss Indromissie, +she missed her connection +She hung up on Harry, +she lost all discretion +Out on the ocean, she cast herself in +Pulled by the moon and her wrinkly skin +It's raining in Delaware +It's raining in Delaware +It's raining in Delaware +It's raining in Delaware +Moose are dangerous, more dangerous than bears +Hipsters are harmless, more harmless than squares +My eyeballs are drier than the great desert sands +It's raining in Delaware I'm not wearing pants +It's raining in Delaware +It's raining in Delaware +It's raining in Delaware +It's raining in Delaware +Yeah that was nice" +I’m not bad at math,"Math is bad at me +I can’t build a boat +That could sail across the sea +But engineering won’t +Even look at me +And the water flows around +So tauntingly +I’m not bad at math +Math is bad at me +So I just play my guitar +I’m not bad at life +Life punched me in the face +Life kicked me in the butt +Straight into outer space +Gave me a nasty look +And my tongue lost it’s taste +Food just sat and stared +And said I was out of place +I’m not bad at life +Life punched me in the face +So I just play my guitar +I just play my guitar +I play it like the world is on fire +I play until my finger start to ache +And then i get so nervous that I shake +I’m not bad at dreams +Dreams want to wake me up +Dreams rip my legs apart +Until I say enough +Dreams where I’m falling +Into and out of love +Dreams where I’m calling +All the friends I can think of +I’m not bad at dreams +Dreams want to wake me up +So I just play my guitar +I’m not bad at dancing +My body’s in revolt +My body is a castle +And my brain is the moat +Fill me up with salt +And you can see me float +Fill me up with pizza +And you will see me bloat +I’m not bad at dancing +My body’s in revolt" +Well it was only 72 years ago That,"the federal government suddenly said, “No more!” They +said, “No more cannabis” “No more hemp” And +since that day in August +they’ve shown nothing but contempt And +the story is a very simple one Full +of greed, bigotry, and ambition It’s +about hemp versus nylon And +William Randolph +Hearst And +a guy named Harry +J Anslinger +And if you know anyone who smokes the +stuff You +know it’s as harmless as can be But +our drug war will never be able to +get enough Until +everyone is rounded up and locked up for +eternity Well +first we have a company called Dupont +They invented nylon Well +hemp can do what nylon does, and do +it clean and cheap So +Dupont wanted to see it outlawed Add +to this Harry +J Anslinger +He was the first commissioner of the Federal +Bureau of Narcotics +And he set his sights on cannabis as +an easy way to prove his effectiveness You +see he characterized it as a dangerous drug +As for proof he pointed to those who +used it most Which +at that time was Mexican +workers and black jazz musicians So +clearly this drug had to be stopped And +in steps William +Randolph Hearst +Who makes Rupert +Murdoch kinda look like a saint And +every newspaper he owned Very +clearly showed how cannabis was the most dangerous +thing around But +if you know anyone who smokes the stuff +You know it’s as harmless as can be +But our drug war will never be able +to get enough Until +everyone is rounded up and locked up for +eternity Til +72 years later it’s just a fact Pot +is dangerous drug, it’s as simple as that +Hemp’s the same as pot And +if you disagree you’re either a hippie or +some lunatic fringe wacko liberal fool But +I say no to your silly outdated laws +And I say yes to the very reasonable +cause I’ll +knit you something out of hemp Maybe +a scarf, or a hat, or a sweater +And then we can all go get high +and watch the sun set together But +if you know anyone who smokes the stuff +You know it’s as harmless as can be +But our drug war will never be able +to get enough Until +everyone is rounded up and locked up for +eternity x2" +I can't write a song I gotta do,"the dishes I can't write a song I +gotta fold the clothes can't write a song +I gotta put the baby to bed I +can't write a song I gotta clean up +the house I can't write a song I +gotta write like five other songs I can't +write a song so please get out of +my way I gotta do the dishes I +gotta fold the clothes I gotta clean up +the house and put the baby to bed +Too bad too bad I don't got time +to write a song no no no no +no no no no no no no no +no no I gotta change his dirty diabe +I gotta sit with him I gotta clean +up all the kitchen I gotta write like +five other songs so I don't have time +to do my song I got lots of +other stuff to do Halloween +Halloween Halloween" +I'm sick and I got a zit beneath my eye,"I just live with it I don't ask why +I drink some juice and scrub my face +I don't waste energy I don't have to waste +I do my best just all of the time +No matter what just all of the time +Whatever that means In words and rhyme +I do my best just all of the time +And sometimes my best is just a song +short short song and then back to lying down +That's all I got and please don't call it wrong +My best tonight is nothing very long" +I remember my 1000th song,"Time is weird +I played a show in San Francisco +With all my friends +And the days go by like songs +And the days go by like nouns +It’ll be over before too long +Will any of it stick around? +Noun 1000 +Humans like to celebrate milestones +Every year +They get further and further apart +The more days you go +And the days go by like nouns +And the nouns go by likes songs +And just when you think you found +Your rhythm you get thrown off +1000 days +1000 ways +I have no wisdom here to offer you +Just another song +I remember my very first song +Time is strange +I remember the very first noun +Seems like yesterday" +I keep having this dream,"Where my wife is leaving me +I don’t know what it means +I don’t know what it means +Keep having this other one +My mouth is filled with dust +No matter what I do +I can never rid of enough +And I don’t want to go to bed +With this bullshit projected +I want to fight my unconscious +To the death +Just say what’s on my mind +Don’t beat around it all night +Drag it into the light +So we can deal with it my guy +It’s just you and me in here +We got anxiety and fear +But you make it 10x worse +By giving me all these riddles" +It was June 9th 2017,"At exactly 10:53 +Straybits claimed for free +Punk 7523 +1 dollar transaction fee +279 was the price of eth +He has a mask and a gold earring +And stray bits started to sing +I’ve claimed 17 punks this day +Zombies aliens and the apes +You all will make me proud one day +Now it’s June 10th 2020 +And Punk 7523 +Has been sold to Shalom Mackenzie +For 11.8 milllion usd +In an auction down at Southeby’s +SillyTuna has made so much money +And a world away StrayBits sits +Proud of his COVID Alien +Punks they come and punks they go +Impermanent as the rivers flow +You can let go or you can hold +It’s ok +I claimed 17 punks that day +Zombies aliens and the apes +You all made me proud to say +I knew you" +I'm sitting underneath my desk if you're wondering,"why I'd +say you'd better not ask Cause +I'm not the kind of guy to tell +you why I'm +sitting underneath my desk I'm +not the kind of guy to tell you +why I'm +sitting on the floor and I'm +playing my bass I don't think that you +You should anymore in any case Ask +me why I'm +sitting on the floor no not anymore don't +ask me why Cause +I'm not that kind of guy not that +kind of guy not that kind of guy +I'm not that kind of guy I'm +not that kind of guy I'm +not that kind of My +wife is using the vacuum downstairs I'm +not sure if you can hear it or +if you care I'm +just sitting here writing a song at 9am +cause that's what I need to do today +God damn Don't +ask me why I am sitting on the +floor under my desk don't ask me why +I'm sitting on the floor under my desk +don't ask me why don't ask me why +don't ask me why don't ask me why +I'm sitting underneath my desk" +Look in a crystal ball,"Puncture your lung +Think of all the times you +Could have died young +Could have been crippled +By regret or despair +Would have been hampered +If you went there +Hanging so loosely +From each arm +Skin that is dying +That's barely been worn +Feet that aren't moving +heart trapped in 4 +Dimensions above +This dimensional floor" +I like a fish in the reef,"Cause +I know exactly what +I +Every day +I put on my face and +I try my best +In the old reverie +I swim this way and then +I swim there +I'm on the treadmill just like the rain +Can only go so far and +I can only play my guitar +And when a mosquito bites my head and +I think to myself +That mosquito should be fed to the fish and reef +The fish living in the reef +The fish in the +Ree +Fish living in the +Ree +Like a fish fishing +Cuz +I know exactly what +I mean +To push the rock up the hill +Just like +Sisyphus did +And +I'm like a goon +They call me +Believe the king +Fish in the +Ree +Fish in the reefs +Fish in the +Ree" +Stress can be expressed in any number of ways,"From hair that's turning gray to zits upon your face +Physical manifestation of pain should not be taken lightly +The stress is making me sick or at least it might be +Stress +It's a real thing +Stress +Don't take it lightly +Stress +Just relax a little +Stress +Go take a bath" +She's got nothing in her heart,"She's got nothing in mind +She's sure to knock em dead +But it's just another Saturday night +In Ojai +She's got a bone to pick with her husband +They haven't done it in 6 months +We used to envy her +She was insatiable once +In Ojai +What an entrance +Every head turns +She's wearing her black dress now +With a head move +She can cut you +But I still pity her anyhow +Cuz this is all she's got +And she's so, so scared +Could be a big blood clot +Could be slipping on the stairs +In Ojai +She quits smoking every week +Doing yoga out by the pool +She's listening to Nico Case +She's trying really, really hard to be moved +In Ojai +She's sick of all the sunshine +She'd prefer anything to this +Rain or snow or sleet or hail +But it's nothing but sunshiny bliss +In Ojai +Just beyond those mountains +Is a whole new outlook +She's just gotta do something drastic +She's getting in her car +All the pomeranians bark +The Rolling Stones on the radio +And she blasts it +Cuz this is all she's got +Here on the 101 +She hears applause +She's getting as far away as she can from" +Mr. Beast and his friendlies,"Had a plan you could never ignore, oh +They’d muck about and climb a mountain +Never been climbed before, oh +So they shit in the snow +And they laughed, ho ho +Carrying on and shouting +And when they got up to the top +They called it Shopify Mountain +They called it Shopify Mountain +Where the Nazis sell their goods +Where the TERFs all sell their t-shirts +And the Klan all sell their hoods +Where the Libs of TikTok monetize +While the bomb threats are called in +And the billionaires win +And the fascists grin +And the temperatures rise +And the planet dies +They called it Shopify Mountain +They called it Shopify Mountain +Hans Zimmer did the score +It’s great content for YouTube +The big maw demands more +Anything to get those views +That’s what matters most +And the arctic melts +And we tighten our belts +And the world is fucked +But oh just our luck +They called it Shopify Mountain" +On the Banana,"Bowl Drinking +Coronas and mojitos Jose +Peppers and fish tacos Living +it up in Cabo +Two great daughters Megan +and Brooke +She lives down in sh This +song is from her son in law Biv +She's kind loving and caring Happy +birthday Denise +Moir Happy +birthday Denise +Moir Oh +Moir Oh +yeah Short +little birthday song This +is a commission that I got You +know I I take commissions I work on +a Pay +what you want Most +people pay me like between 100 and 1000 +The most any individual has ever paid me +I think was it was 1400 for just +for a song with a little video But +if you ever want to commission a song +I'm available to do that Otherwise +keep those song requests coming and hope you +enjoyed it Love +you guys" +Alexey Pertsev,"sits alone in a cell on Christmas +Eve He’s +been accused of of money laundering with crypto +currency He +was denied bail and won’t be home opening +presents with his wife All +for writing some open source code that the +government doesn’t like But +oh, oh, oh That’s +justice SBF +is cozy and warm lighting the menorah tonight +He stole billions of dollars and ruined millions +of lives He +was granted bail for a quarter billion dollars +the judge didn’t bat an eye Drinking +orange juice with his shoes off first class +on a flight But +oh, oh, oh That’s +justice Millions +of people spending Christmas +in jail just for smoking some weed How +many more are suffering there accused falsely One +is too many and many more than that +is a heavy price to pay For +living in this place we call some kind +of society But +oh, oh, oh That’s +justice" +I wrote my first song,"On a pizza box +When I was 12 years old +The first lines were +I look into the distance +I need to be helped +That’s all I remember +It was 25 years ago +Quarter of a century I’ve been doing this +Where it’s gonna take me +I have no way to know +But I do it for myself more than anything +Back then I always dreamed +Of being like Bob +And then Lou and Tom and Jojo +It took a long time +To find my voice +And I still let all those guys show +Things never quite go +The way that you expect them +I started writing a song a day +9 years ago +3287 days ago +I didn’t mean for it to be a whole thing +But here I am +So I make the best of it +It’s not exactly what I wanted +But I try my best +And grow a bit each day +I can’t ever stop learning +Thank you for joining me +Mostly anonymous +I do it for myself, I do it for you +If you pick up your pencil +Your guitar or make something +Because you saw me doing it, that’s special +That means something to me" +Spent all day yesterday working my butt Then,"I watched the debate and stayed up late +Then I woke at 5:30 cuz my little +one woke up Now +I’m tired as can be, but things are +great I’ve +been married to my wife, to my wife +For two years, it’s my life, it’s my +life No +matter what else happens to us She +is the one I will always love I +got a lot to do today so I’ll +make this quick Songs +to write and scenes to fix I took +a bunch of tape and on the wall +I did stick Get +yourself there into the mix I’ve +been married to my wife, to my wife +For two years, it’s my life, it’s my +life No +matter what else happens to us She +is the one I will always love" +"Sunrise, Sunset","Each day is all we get +Each second as the glacier melts +Don't waste time chasing +Down the taste making +Perfect little pets +The conveyer belt +Inside we'll find +we'll make up your mind +Our decisions are our own +We were born +Some day we'll die +And water will be stone +We sit silent +On the horizon +Collecting memories +On the internet +We don't need voices +We don't need boxes +We hold each other +On the internet +We say everyday +Pretty much the same thing +And we mean it from our hearts +we say in the same way +With our eyes ablaze +When we're not afraid to start +There's fear here +It cuts loud and clear +It can stop or it can go +But bigger than +Any master plan +Is the foggy mess that grows +We sit silent +On the horizon +Collecting memories +On the internet +We don't need voices +We don't need boxes +We hold each other +On the internet +We build and we break +With big and little stakes +And what we make is bigger still +Some scoff and some laugh +But we ignore all that +Because we're under a spell +And the moon blinks +And the darkness drinks +And the feelings rise and fall +And the morning comes +We stick out our tongues +catch the daylight as it calls" +if it's got to do with the government,"then look and sure enough +where can a parent find childcare information for her child +where can a student find a student loan? +if you're looking for childcare +or want to register to vote +there's a website you will love +USA.gov" +Here I go again down the same old,"room I don't know my friend I don't +know everything that I don't know Every +time I think I got my arms around +the truth Staring +into space and I'm +looking to you I don't know what I +don't know Only +unknown Unknown +I start in the shore Here +I go again it's just a sing all +day tell my name my friend I don't +know what word to sing I don't know +I don't know the things I don't know +look out I don't know Every +time I think I got my arms around +the tree I find myself in a pit +and I'm +looking up at you I don't know what +I don't know oh no good library the +built in library could build world library oh +yeah here I go again Climbing +up the same old tree don't look to +me my friend you're looking for your destiny +I don't know don't know anything I don't +know no no anything I don't know no +no I don't know Cause +any time I try to wrap my mind +around the truth I find myself at the +bottom of a pit and I'm +looking up at you Every +time I'm +think that I made it out I fall +back into the big mouth dumping mouth like +a sick or no in my form just +going too far Push +up down there I don't know I don't +know so many I know I know I +know beyond the no beyond beyond" +"But I dream of another world, saving all","man kind I’m +just a little elfin boy, not a hero +like legends of old But +I’ve got something inside of me that’ll make +your blood run cold This +forest is so confining At +night when the walls seem to close in +on me, I can hear a new life +calling Wish +I had a fairy, a friend to talk +to when I was feeling down When +there’s no other sound I’m +just a little elfin boy I get a +green tunic this year When +my birthday comes and goes, I’ll +still be right here I’m +just a little elfin boy, but someday I’ll +be a man You +better believe that when that day comes I’m +gonna do all that I can Make +my own adventure, ride my horse through the +fields of holly They’ll +tell my stories, a legend they’ll call me +I can almost taste it No +challenge that I can’t surmount No +enemy so big that I cannot face it" +How many times did he just love you,"to play How +many times Live +all night Cause +they choose something turned out great Glamorous +There's one like this It's +just work baby it's work It's +just work We +can glorify it We +can store fire You +can make it all seem great At +the end of the day you're still just +you You +gotta live with yourself that way Not +no not any way is glamorous no not +at all Anybody +makes it seem that way to tell a +lie that's all Not +memories It's +worth it's worth baby it's just work It's +work It's +work It's +work baby it's just work It's +work It's +work It's +work baby it's work Maybe +you think that everything turns out exactly the +way that you want Maybe +you got these plans in your head it +always just It +just work baby just work It +just works" +Back I'm going back,"Back to where I started from +Back I'm going back, oh +Back to where I started from +It's not, no it's not +The place that I call my home +But it's where I'm going, oh +Every time you set out +You find out what you are made of +Getting lost and lost control +You face the thing you're most afraid of +I was gone but now I'm back +In the space my face reflects the changes +Blue sky above me says +Do your best to stay outrageous +Do your best to remain outrageous +Back I'm going back +Back to where I started from +Back I'm going back, oh +Back to where I started from +It's not, no it's not +The place that I call my home +But it's where I'm going, oh +Mother nature outside +Mother nature inside you screaming +Remembering the first time +Parse the clues to find some meaning +If the meaning isn't there +Mocking birds will start to singing +City sounds around you will +Hark the windy angel bringing +Bringing me back +Back I'm going back +Back to where I started from +Back I'm going back, oh +Back to where I started from +It's not, no it's not +The place that I call my home +But it's where I'm going, oh +Fences neighbors ratio +Good to bad and there's a difference +Turn up the radio +You're on the road +To deliverance +I wandered far and wound up here +I'll never stay away for long +Gravity and magnetic fields +The pull the pull is just too strong +Back I'm going back +Back to where I started from +Back I'm going back, oh +Back to where I started from +It's not, no it's not +The place that I call my home +But it's where I'm going, oh" +Time time time time Time,"Time to do my song it's time to +do my song it's time do my song +Is chime to my song it's time you +to do my Time +to do my Time +Time to do my song I gotta sit +down I gotta take a bed I gotta +sing a song I gotta sing it I +gotta sit down and think the song and +sing Pick +up my guitar and I throw it away +Time time to do my song all the +time Time +time to do my song I say this +time Time +time to do my song do my song" +Should I take guitar lessons or not,"Have I been giving +All that I got +Will I ever change or grow +Or am I growing but I just don’t know +Cuz it’s too slow +Well it could be +We’ll just wait and see +But is that just me +Being lazy +What happens at the end of my story +Do I go out +In a blazing ball of glory +Can I be what I set out to be +Can I stay wild and stay free +Can I take opportunity +Well it could be +We’ll just wait and see +But is that just me +Being lazy" +Compassion is not a sexy word,"But on you darlin It's so sexy it's absurd +When you're laughing at yourself +When you're smiling about it all +The mistakes and cranky feelings +That drip down your inner walls +I fall in love +Compassion is a word so steeped in stuff +It's dismissible even though there's clearly not enough +And you're staring at me +Across a great divide +Telling me how it is +No running, numbing hide +I fall in love +Can you love yourself +As much as I love you +Can you forgive +All the mistakes you do +In my arms +Our normal you are true +You are you +Compassion is best with no pretense +We're hard, hard wired to feel it for our friends +But when it comes to ourselves +The story gets delayed +So when I see you doing it +My heart's in full display +I fall in love +Can you love yourself +As much as I love you +Can you forgive +All the mistakes you do +In my arms +Our normal you are true +You are you" +I don't have time ,"or energy to write +my song" +They’ll try to tear you down,"They’ll try to break your heart +They don’t know you’re stronger than them +Together we stand or we fall apart +Don’t lose hope +Don’t lose hope +They’ll say anything +They’ll throw the kitchen sink +They don’t want you to look too hard +They don’t want you to feel or think +That in 50 years +The world is still here +But better +We’ve grown beyond +Our childish fears +Together +They’ll try every trick they know +They’ll throw a red brick through your window +They don’t want us to unite +And to fight for what is right +and" +I’m an extrasolar planet for you,"You know the earth is totally screwed +I’m an extrasolar planet for you +And you can call me Mom +I bought your favorite toys, yeah +We’ll have fun +You’ll be my itty bitty girls and boys, yeah +You’ll be my little bitty girls and boys +There comes a time in every species life +Where they’ve gotta look around and make the tough decisions +The dinosaurs couldn’t face the hard facts +They ended up extinct and buried in tar pits +But don’t let that happen +No, don’t let that happen +Don’t let that happen to you +I’ve got 17 moons +I’m an extrasolar planet for you +I make the earth look like a prude +I’m an extrasolar planet for you +I made your bed +I made you cookies and tea +I’m the Garden of Eden +And you can eat from my forbidden tree, yeah +You can eat from my forbidden tree +Think you’re old enough to know the meaning of the universe? +So come on over and I’ll tell it to you +Whatcha got to lose? +Your mother doesn’t love you +First thing when you get here I am going to hug you +So come, come on over +Yeah, come, come on over +Yeah, come, come on over to me! +To me! +Yeah!" +I got a nice idea,"How about we a +Don’t live in fear +Any more +Sure as shit seems hard +When the trees are on fire in the yard +But you can open your heart +To the core +When the world starts failing +And the sun ain’t a given +You got no room +To rearrange how you’re living +It doesn’t take much to +Forget what you know +All you gotta do is let go +Watch the lights go down +Watch you get along with what you thought +You couldn’t live without +You’re stuck in lost and found +Make the best of it +You hear it calling, the void +You’re holding on for dear life oh boy +You might as well enjoy +The test of it" +Pulling out all the stops,"Getting off all your rocks +Strip away all that you’re not +Is anything left at all +You are finally on your own +Giving yourself a break +Sleep walking or awake +To impatient not to wait +For the final birthday cake" +When things go wrong,"I just make a song +I bang a gong +I try to stand strong +I go long +I play some pong +And donkey kong +When things go wrong +I just make a little tiny stupid song" +I'm covered in Jesus,"blood I'm +covered in Jesus +blood I'm +covered in Jesus +blood I'm +covered in Jesus +blood I'm +covered in Jesus +blood I'm +covered in Jesus +blood I'm +covered in Jesus +blood I'm +covered in Jesus +blood Driving +out of this Ohio +parking lot is a woman who just attended +a church service with dozens of other people +I wouldn't be anywhere else Aren't +you concerned You +could infect other people No +People who don't go to this No +They could get me sick But +they're not because I'm +covered in his blood I'm +covered in Jesus +blood I'm +covered in Jesus +blood I'm +covered in Jesus +blood I'm +covered in Jesus +blood I'm +covered in Jesus +blood I'm +covered in Jesus +blood I'm +covered in Jesus +blood I'm +covered in Jesus +blood No +no no no I'm +covered in Jesus +blood All +of these people go to this church I +go to the grocery store every day I'm +in Walmart +Home Depot +all of those people I'm +covered in Jesus +blood I'm +covered in Jesus +blood I'm +covered in Jesus +blood I'm +covered in Jesus +blood I'm +covered in Jesus +blood Blood +I'm covering Jesus +I'm covered in Jesus +blood I'm +covered in Jesus'blood +I'm covered in Jesus +blood" +Little birdy little birdy what have you got,"To say to me today? +I'm on my way to where the air is clear +And I fear I'm here for one more year +Just another soul that'll disappear when +The sun it sets and it gets colder +And hotter at the same time like an arctic hell +Where the people yell and scream +Cause they got lost in each other's dreams +It seems far-fetched but Don't be fooled by school +Or gods or ends and odds the great big ox of life +Is pulling at you don't get an ugly tattoo you'll regret it +When you let it find you, uh oh +Praying might help and meditation could help you also +But there this thing the more you try +The more you fail +And that is why you keep on trying +Until you're dying then you stop +That moment when you're dying must be +very scary moment I think +But at least there's a great unknown +To jump into and be absorbed +Or just float away to nothingness +Nanananaananan +Nanananaananan +Nanananaananan +Nanananaananan +Na na" +Tony Danza puking up unicorns,"Tony Danza puking up hearts +Tony Danza puking up mona +On a plane +On a plane +On a plane +Tony Danza puking up lilies +Tony Danza puking up stars +Tony Danza puking up angela +On a plane +On a plane +On a plane +Who's the boss of puking?" +You know about potatoes,"Soy and rice and wheat +Cabbage and carrots +All these foods we eat +But one plant is sitting there +Just waiting to play +Sammy The Chlamy +Will be famous someday x 2 +She’s got two tails on her head +She’s a got a big eye that is red +And she collects more carbon and less oxygen +Yeah her pyrenoid is amazing +great big ball of protein +But all the other plants are so mean +And they’re making fun +They say, “Hey hey Sammy +Real plants don’t move around +You can swim every which way +We are rooted to the ground +They say, “Hey hey Sammy +You don’t do photorespiration +It may be wasteful but come on now +It’s the way that it’s done +And so we hate you +Because you’re different +And Sammy felt bad +With only one chloroplast +As she produced a ton of lipids +And she’s not even multi cellular +But then the planet started to warm +And the humans ran out of food +And the scientists started looking +For something new +plant that’s so efficient +That it can grow so much faster +That will use more co2 +To avoid this natural disaster +And they said +“Hey hey Chlamy +Can you show us that neat trick again +What did you call it? The Carbon concentrating mechanism +Hey hey Chlamy +Can you teach all the other plants +To do what you do cuz it’s down to you +We just might stand a chance +And we’d love you +You could save us +And Sammy the Chlamy +And all the other plantys +They worked straight through the night +And lo and behold by the sunrise gold +Fresh in the morning light +Rice could focus on Co2 +Ignoring oxygen +Potato was growing so so fast +And soy said isn’t this fun? +And Sammy’s tails just wagged +They raised the Chlamydomonas flag +Sammy the Chlamy saved +The entire human race +And she was glad +And she was glad" +I live alone,"I don't know with all my friends +We talk about life and everything +Get around to me +That's what +I want to be +I wanna be the enemy +I wanna be the +On the pleas of +Africa in the tourist of true +I could be anything +I want +Run and run and run there's no way to run" +I’ll tell you a story,"Every word is true +How I hired somebody +To do what they love to do +I was working on a record +All about animals +And I needed a n album cover +And I didn’t know where to turn +My wife suggested Dribble +Where designers share what they’re working on +I emailed a few people +And that’s how I met Megan +Megan did a great job +So thank you Dribble +For helping us to connect +You were in the middle +With your strong community +It was not hard +To find the illustrator that I needed +Oh yeah" +Well I didn't know Jesus,"personally but I heard he was a really +great guy he fought for what he believed +in and he turned the other cheek when +some dude punched him in the eye I +heard my goats and I mind my business +But I think that the Romans +should die die die die Because +I looked and I saw him up on +the cross and I still don't understand why +well I didn't know Jesus +personally but I think we had some mutual +friends According +to Facebook +at least last time I looked he knew +Sarah Fiona +and Jen +I think I saw him at a party +once but that was way back when when +When When +I was living in LA +trying to make it I was so much +younger than Well +I didn't know Jes +But nobody deserves what he got Walking +along just minding his business and then he +got shot and wouldn't you know that they +wouldn't indict because of all the corrupt cop +cops so many years the future won't be +here until these murders stop until these murders +stop" +I'm running on fumes I don't know what,"to do I'm +sitting here thinking I should drink more water +I don't know where I am Am +I even right here Do +I exist or am I just a figment +of my imag Imagination +who are you Where +did you come from Were +you sent here by the author of this +play What +am I doing Could +I be like that cloud up in the +sky Just +going about my way Imagination +Imagination I don't know why I sit at +the intersection of this life I'm +running on fuse I'm +looking like a saber tooth Little +long for this world A +little bit longer is all I got I +don't know what to do I'm +just a saber tooth dodo I'm +a monkey up in the tree and I +don't know who I be Imagination +Imagination Imagination +Putme down and wind me up and watch +me go into the back of the truck +and Fanny +Ludd you might make it even if I +don't dip Imagination +Imagination Imagination +Imagination O" +Does every generation think the breakneck pace of,"change is overwhelming 500 years ago was this +something people said everything is new every couple +years it's amazing it's hard to keep your +feet on the ground it's hard to wrap +your head around and it won't let up +anytime soon is this normal or is it +something new? does every generation think the big +big crash is imminent, yeah it's coming 4000 +years ago was this a thing they worried +about? disaster seems to be thing to keep +us humming we're lab rats on the scientist +slab Following +a voice with a gift for gab I +guess that's the way it's always been even +way back to the beginning adam and eve +were cast out and everything changed so quick +things got more complicated god was such a +dick but then the pace of change just +kept going and before long We +learned too much and the human touch meant +something was lost and gone in the small +time markets and the big time algorithms you +can see it there's a ecosystem growing in +the place of the old if this is +the way it's gonna be then so be +it but is it the natural way or +is it some new thing all toge ther +are we coming up to the edge of +a cliff standing on the edge will we +slip" +Do you have lonely walls Do,"they cry out in their emptiness Oh +I wish you would put something upon me +Well maybe you all support the tears with +the same old pictures across the years Oh +you're so used to me you don't even +see you stick pins you hammer nails into +This other stuff is just so gummy and +it leaves a gross residue Well +I am telling you that I want something +new today Whoa +Big wall graphics from ltlprimscom is larger than +life big wall graphics meltylprimscom they're huge up +to 7ft high Self +ADH will stick to almost any surface Customize +and make your own removal won't damage your +reusable needle and stick them as much as +you want As +much as you want The +material is a space age repositionable self adhesive +fabric paper You +can crumple it up and rehang It +smooths out perfectly The +catalog on ltlprintscom features many amazing artists that +are made prints You +can buy Big +water graphics from LPL +princecom larger than life big wall graphics meltylprintscom +ta" +Tear the heads off barbies,"And see the naked bodies +In the shoe box you brought me +Never said you’re sorry +And the life size cut out +Dad said not in this house +And while I’m waiting for the school bus +I’m covered in white out +And I never said nothing +About how I’m feeling +Cuz I didn’t want to give +You the satisfaction +You’re gonna get me in trouble +And you’re starting to bug me +I bite your hand when +From behind you bear hug me +Shitting in the mailbox +And setting it on fire +Take that Mr. Olinaurd" +"Jonathan, hey Yeah,","Jonathan Write +a song about Pepe +Why, Jonathan +Cuz it’s the hot new thing Ok +by why Cuz +he’s so cute He’s +a little green guy So +it’s a coin meme Yeah +Jonathan Is +it a Matt +Furie thing No +Jonathan Then +what’s the draw 10000x returns That +sounds shady Will +they ever learn Pepe +is he the most famous meme in the +world? Pepe +is he sorta famous for being famous like +Paris Hilton +or Kim +Kardashian? Jonathan, +hey Yeah, +Jonathan What +you got against Pepe +Nothing Jonathan +But this exuberance Yeah +Jonathan Makes +me nervous Oh +I see Jonathan +Like we’re headed for a crash That +was 2022 There +could be more to smash So +says you Well +what do you think That +we should ape I think for Pepe +It’s way too late Jonathan, +hey Yeah, +Jonathan Let’s +ape into Pepe +No Jonathan +Then what do we do The +same as all along Another +day Another +song" +Come watch me get old,"See how my years unfold +One day at a time +You can have it all +There’s nothing that’s mine +This is your life +See the lines of my face +Get deeper and deeper each day +See my back bend +The distance between us +Soft as the wind +This is your life +And when I die +Then if you have come to rely +On seeing me here +Take to the streets +And look to the sky because" +Who has the power?,"I stand against them +Who has no power? +I stand with them +It is a simple rubric +That buddha Mohamad and Jesus +Who hates the stranger? +I stand against them +Who loves the stranger? +I stand with them +Who has the answers? +I stand against them +Who has the questions? +I stand with them" +How do you work,"When you feel like dirt +Sedentary ground +Deep deep down +In the cold cold earth +How do you work +I got so much work +I got so much to do +I got no time for you +And i feel like a schmoo +Sorry sorry sorry sorry" +Nepotism,"in the white house +Daughter and son in law +no way no how +Can you imagine +If obama +had hired his grown daughters +all the drama +and from the grand old +nary a peep +and now if you’ll excuse me +i’ll go to sleep +The flames of indignance +The" +Sailin',"down the sand dunes +Gosh i +hope that the moon +Doesn't fall down x 3 +Climbin; +Up the rock face +All my +Marbles misplaced +On the ground +And my head's in heaven, my head's in heaven +Cause my head's been severed, my head's been severed +And I never drink a pint before the rocks +Fall down on my and break the locks +of my heart +Rescue +All the children +Left to +All their feelings +Sad clowns +Missles +Toes and kneecaps +Broken +In the aftermath +Hearts pound" +If thoughts were explosions,"I’d be smithereens +My body’d be scattered +If bombs were dreams +If telephones were turtles +They’d be able to swim +When Jesus said nothing +I wanted to be like him +I’m watching the tv +And waiting and waiting +Inside my brain +There’s a palpitating +If brooms were gophers +They would be dim +When Jesus said nothing +I wanted to be like him" +It’s a pattern that revealed to me,"The more we struggle to be free +The more we hold on to who we are +The worse we’re gonna feel +I care about what other people think +But if I use that feeling to look within +Maybe there’s something that I can learn +So that I don’t feel so bad +Everyday I’m trying to forget +The fact that I’m gonna die +But if I were living forever +I’m not sure that’d I’d want to be a good guy +So where do you draw the line +Between just sitting there feeling fine +And going out looking for pleasure +Trying to avoid pain +Embracing or rejecting change +When your feet are buried in sand +The waves crash around you and +You’re breathing out just like the water +Jellyfish dot the beach +Every moment of everyday +If you live in fear and apathy +At some point you will come to say +Please just give me peace +I’m tired of the knowledge +That I’m gonna die +But if I were living forever +I’m not sure that’d I’d want to be a good guy +So where do you draw the line +Between just sitting there feeling fine +And going out looking for pleasure +Trying to avoid pain +Embracing or rejecting change" +The Aye,"Aye lives in madagascar and is remarkable fearless +the star nosed mole can tell if something's +food or not in 8 milliseconds Tarsiers +are the only known living entirely carnivorous primates +The angora rabbit must be monitored closely to +prevent wool block which is when their digestive +track is clogged with hair Giant +isopods have the largest fertilized eggs of all +known marine invertebrates Kiwa +hirsuta was discovered in '05 was deemed a +new genus and is thought to be blind +Leafy Sea +Dragons have been observed staying in one place +for up to 68 hours" +Spider crawling on me,"The grass +That's what you get that's what you get +Spiders all crawling up my ass +That's what you get that's what you get +When you do your spider thing on the grass +When you do your singing on the grass +Lots of birds flying all around me in the grass +And lots of wind making it so you can't hear me +In the gray grass +In the +Colorado evening grass +All around me +Now don't fall in the cactus that will really hurt +In the grass in the grass +Spider crawling on me +In the grass in the grass on the grass in the grass +I can only sing about what +I see all around me +In the grass in the grass +O +In the grass in the grass" +I'm excited for the new macs coming,"feel gleeful and kind of dumb and +like a jerk for being so excited +but there's no way to fight it +Gonna miss steve up on the stage and +That way he had it was an amazing way +To make you believe what he was selling +What's coming tomorrow there's no telling +I'm excited for the new macs dropping +retina screens and eyeballs popping +jaws on the floor no ethernet +let me have two hard drives yeah +in my macbook pro i beg you +thinner lighter but still let me do +things the way i've come to rely on +what else is new in mountain lion" +Your brain,"Is coming undone +And the magic in your heart +Can’t control the stun gun +So take a back seat +To your nervous system +Life is talking to you +But you won’t ever listen +Bear your soul +To the text field +You’ll go no further without a wooden shield +So grab the master sword +And throw it overboard +This ain’t your daddy’s quest +That your moving toward +If you’re really nice +I’ll let you see how I +Break apart the ocean +And fill it up with sky +I don’t know who you are +And frankly I don’t care +When I close my eyes +I know you’re not there" +You barely turn a profit,"On the backs of million artist +You don’t get where you are +Without be cruel and ruthless +You dictate to us +Because you’re good at capitalism +And I’m sorry Daniel Ek that’s not +Something to be proud of +So shut the fuck up +With all due respect +You make a living +Exploiting the heck +Out of people already so squeezed +We are barely holding on +So shut the fuck up +Watch your words +With your 4 billion dollar +Net worth +Money can buy you everything +But you can’t buy a conscience +Daniel Ek +I’m thankful for the check I get every month +It’s not much, but yes some is better than none +But the problem is when you open your +Mouth to say +It’s your fault if it’s not working, do it this way +Because, Daniel Ek, you live in a different plane +Of existence you got Billionaire’s brain +You think you earned all the money you got +But the fact is you stole it and just never +Got caught" +Summer’s almost over And,"the bear market is as long as my +beard And +yeah I lied in my tweet You +can’t believe anything that you read around here +We’re all full of shit But +this is it This +is all I got Whether +you like it or not This +is all I got There’s +a cool breeze blowing And +the market is just like a hurricane And +there’s no moral to the story Just +a simple melody refrain: We’re +all full of shit But +this is it This +is all I got Whether +you like it or not This +is all I got I was pushing our +foster baby on the swing And +suddenly noticed the beauty in everything How +the green of the trees stood out against +the blue of the sky The +snot was running down his nose and he +started to cry First +of September +I think we got at least another year +But nothing ever goes as planned And +you can’t believe anything that you hear We’re +all full of shit But +this is it This +is all I got Whether +you like it or not This +is all I got" +"Carlos just found a dildo in his coffee,","Emily is goofy wears funny green glasses, +Aubrey's always fed up and she's uber serious +Maggie hisses like a snake she's moving to China, +Farhad hates everyone and wants to kill them, +working in admissions +in the summer sun +this is how we do it at bennington +Farhad comes in and challenges Carlos +to an official Tiger Championship Shoot-em-Up Fight Round, +Carlos is nervous, but wants to prove his manliness +Maggie flips her shit and starts wailing on Farhad +Aubrey's speaking japanese to break up the fight +emmett keenan Emily are making coffee out of sight +working in admissions +in the summer sun +this is how we do it at bennington" +Sick sick sick,"I’m so sick +I feel like a brick +Tired and thick +Gonna lay down +Don’t wanna hang around +Election has me scared +Nervous cuz I care +But right now I’m sick +That’s all" +I know we’ve had our differences,"In the past +Some nasty words were said and sung +But those feelings were recast +I read you every day +Every day I write a song +And when my songs are relevant +Sometimes you pass them right along +Though some commenters +Seem to hate me +I don’t take it personal +We’re all just doing our best out here +In the dusty old wild and virtual +So congratulations TechCrunch +On the acquisition +AOL owns a lot of blogs +I read several of ‘em +(Several of ‘em) +I hope you will not change +(Not change) +And the feeling stays the same +(Stays the same) +And you continue to grow +And you continue to grow +TechCrunch +Grow" +Moksi like to jump on your lap,"even though He was to big +He loved his mom and he loved his dad +And he loved Eric Grundhauser +He had a sweet personality so much so that I didn't know +That he had been abused +That took me by surprise +And it was patience and with love +That Stephen and Kaarin nursed him back to his true nature +Goodbye Moksi +You good, good dog +Goodbye Moksi +You good, good dog +I'll miss you on my lap when I come over +I'll miss your shining eyes and oh Moksi goodbye, goodbye" +whistling down the boulevard calling out your song,"it's a stretch of road i'm familiar with +ears closed and bound too strong on the +corner there's an argument who's better and who's +first old men discuss the weather a bounding +whiplash curse glory only for those misfits that +refuse to use the same ingredients that everybody's +used toiling and breaking down in the middle +of the press of people in the park +where you can never get enough sisters talk +to brothers about the things they never should +have done and said in private but really +it's all good another step and i'll be +gone too far for you to find if +it helps you feel better though i'll leave +my heart behind" +Song A Day remixed,"Song A Day remixed +10 songs from year 1 +Inside out and with a twist +Eclectic Method along with +10 amazing artists +It’s Song A Day Remixed +Day #53 +This is it originally +Eclectic Method and Gozde Mu +Made it into something new +Day 175 +This is it way back in time +Eclectic Method and Everfresh +Showed how cool it could get +Day 187 +Here it is from way back when +Eclectic Method and Tru +Made something new for you +Song a day 196 +13 years ago it looked like this +Eclectic method and bananakin +Took it places it’s never been +Song a day 209 +Was this once upon a time +Eclectic method and Bryan brink +Took it places you’d never think +Song a day 220 +Was a sad song and melody +Eclectic Method and Matt Vojacek +Took it here then brought it back +Song a day 257 +Here it is from way back then +Eclectic Method and Miguel Garest +Made it just the best +Song a day 270 +Way back then It was just me +Eclectic Method and Piascik Chris +Ran with it and made it this +Song a day 331 +Oh this was some dancing fun +Eclectic Method and Rader and Reed +Oh man you just gotta see +Song A Day 332 +Year one I made this for you +Eclectic Method and Daniel A +Made it more beautiful than I can say +So" +Hello,"My name is +Jonathan +This is +Song of day number 2342 +You can sit outside in the sun +And still be cold +You can still be cold +You can go to the park +And have some fun +Before you grow old +Before you grow old +Old +It takes a moment to kick in +It takes a moment to kick +Takes a moment to kick in +Before you sink or you swim +You can sit outside in the sun +And still be cold +You can build a fire in your heart +While the night grows dark +When the cold wind blows again +You will search for shelter any way you can +If you're upside down or you're right side up +I will understand +I will understand" +Hello Ryeberg,"Live I’m +coming to you from the past About +a week in the past And +I’m on day 511 right now Of +having written a song and made a video +Every single day little over a year ago +a guy named Anton +posted about me on Ryeberg +It’s pretty much the nicest thing anyone’s ever +written about me And +I really enjoyed it I’m +sorry I can’t be there tonight, but I +made you this video So +please enjoy it Ryeberg +in Toronto +Ryeberg on the internet If +web video's a chore And +you're looking for something more Look +no further cause you've found what you're looking +for Oh +on Ryeberg +You must be congratulated Ryeberg +For the way you have curated And +now you're doing it live Here's +a virtual high five Have +a drink for me and dance to the +funky jive Dance +that funky jive D-d-d- +Dance that funky jive Oh +you crazy Canadians +You dance You +dance You +dance that funky jive Ryeberg +Dance that funky jive" +Three thousand four hundred and sixty three days ago,"rocket launched in Florida with New Horizons in tow +3 millions miles later and here we are +Staring at a planet not planet and feeling small +Pluto was discovered +On the 18 of February +By a man named Clyde Tombaugh +Though Percival had take two pictures before +But he didn’t know what he had +An 11 year old girl +Venetia Burney +Gave Pluto it’s name +Now we see you +Oh so clearly +Pluto you’ve never felt so close before" +If I could go back in time,"I'd go to the beginning +Out beyond the stars that shine +Where everything stops spinning +If I could go back in time +Where the cosmic dust we're made of +Was a big mess piled high +And there was nothing to be afraid of +If I could go back in time +If I could go ahead in time +I'd skip right to the ending +Everything far apart, no sign +Of all that we're defending +If I could go ahead in time +Heat death of the universe +No movement of any kind +No blood, wind, water or dirt +If I could go ahead in time +Oh the step step step +Of each day that goes +And your life lined up +In all these neat little rows +It's so easy to get lost +It's so hard to pay attention +It's so easy to be tossed +Around in this dimension +If I could stay in this time +Right here in the present +I'd look for some kind of sign +Of what life is and isn't +If I could stay in this time +When the snow is falling steady +If I could close my eyes +And open them when I was ready +Oh the step step step +Of each day that goes +And your life lined up +In all these neat little rows +It's so easy to get lost +It's so hard to pay attention +It's so easy to be tossed +Around in this dimension" +I'm just a losing my hair,"male pattern baldness everywhere +say good bye to these big black locks +i sit and watch it fall down on to my socks oh +I'm just a losing my hair +it's not a question of what is fair +life moves on i'll be getting some grey +i think it'll make me look sophisticated oh +i'm just losing my hair +and all i can do is stare +but don't give me products +i don't need your goop +i'm a take it like a man +now i'm part of a troupe oh +i am losing my hair +and it's not exactly that i don't care +but change is good +so i welcome it +to hold on to the past +feels desperate oh" +When the kids wake me up so early,"it gets to be around this time of +day I can't think when the kids jump +on me in my bed and wake me +from my slumber I take a bigger tumble +out of bed and I get a drink +and I'm +so tired yeah yeah yeah when the weather +is out of control There's +a hundred degrees outside I can't record with +the AC +on When +the kids jump on me in the morning +I love it buzz it wakes me up +and it makes my soul o so tired +oh so tired oh so tired oh so +what do you think I'm +doing Do +you think I'm +just screwing with you with you what do +you think I'm +a saying do you think I'm +just playing with you with you When +I think about my first best friend he's +got a tumor in his brain and he +he is getting every move Will +he ever be the same so I feel +guilty for complaining about how I am so +tired so tired so t" +We lost something from our confectionery shelves in,"this country a few years back The +Marathon bar became the Snickers +bar The +sampler The +Marathon bar became the Snickers +bar Chocolate +bar Hardcore +people in the UK +refused refused to call it a Snickers +bar People +in the UK +refused Snickers +bar The +Marathon bar became a Snickers +bar sampler The +Marathon bar became a Snickers +bar Chocolate +bar The +Marathon bar became a Snickers +bar Sampler +The Marathon +bar became Came +Snickers bar chocolate bar ES1 +and not synthesizer automap pitch detection That +is really cool EXS +Where is it Sampler +Eat Chocolate +bar Sampler +Chocolate bar Good +Peanuts and caramel and chocolate The +Marathon bar Good +Snickers bar Sampler +The Marathon +bar became a Snickers +bar Chocolate +bar The +Marathon bar Pitch +detection Snickers +bar Sampler +The Marathon +bar Good +Snickers bar Chocolate +The Marathon +bar Good +became Snickers +bar Sampler +The Marathon +bar Good +became Snickers +bar Chocolate +bar The +Marathon bar Good +became Snickers +bar The +sampler The +Marathon bar Good +became Snickers +bar The +chocolate bar Anyway +last week I just wanted to check that +all of the features we'd learned to love +and adore were still intact And +they were" +I put the edamame bean skin in the,"Starbucks cup I don't wanna look at him +so I cover it up so I cover +it so I cover it so I cover +it up I put the pup on the +floor and he goes pee what does that +say about him What +does that say about me What +does that sayWhat does that say What +does that say about meWhat does that say +What does that sayWhat does that say about +me What +does it say What +does it say Say +what does it say Say +what does it say I took a left +turn out of a curve I thinkI went +the wrong way I made a promise I +didn't keep and then I went on Then +I went home I went on my way +I went on my way oh and then +I went down I went on my way +I went on my way the rolling hills +look like my real day Are +smiling Looking +all clean they don't know what you know +though what you know about me all the +hills they know everything they don't know as +much as you oh all the hills think +they got the answers but they don't know +what to do they don't know no no +they don't know they don't know what to +do they don't know they don't know they +don't know what to do" +Knowledge abused in SP,"almost mild absence Their +reports of losses very widely Widely +the reports of losses vary widely ranging from +30 to 90 Presence +of Queen +bee if the queen bee is not present +live cough because it which is not considered +CCD precursor symptoms Precursor +symptoms that may arise before the pharmacology collapse +are insufficient workforce to maintain the room in +its presence Some +have suggested that the syndrome may be an +inability by the beekeeper Some +have suggested that the syndrome may be an +inability by the beekeepers to correctly identify known +diseases like this RA" +when the darkness falls upon the town in waves,"you put the screws to shoes that take you on your way +and you go, go, go, +to the store +CHA CHA!!!" +Tiki was a good dog,"Loved nothing more than to chase the ball +He went to work every day +Made people feel comfortable +He was gentle and he was warm +Knew how to be calm in a storm +He loved his mom and dad +From the moment he came into their arms +Good bye, Tiki +They’ll throw the ball forever +Where you goin +Good bye, Tiki +Every one that knew you is better +For the knowin +He always wanted dad and mom +To be there with him so so close +He’d wait and wait and wait +To be all together +And on the night that he died +He waited until mom was by his side +To breathe his final breaths +Like a little sigh" +It’s make or break,"Which way you gonna take +The state +The country was felled +When hostages held +Our fate +In a beige brief case +The crux of the matter +Is that he’s mad as a hatter +And no one knows how to stop him +When the debtor calls +Pin stripe overalls +We’ve got to grab him by the balls and drop him +Down a hole +I measure the days +By how many ways +We fail +I’ve got mine +Updating real time +You’ve got mail +The crux of the matter +Is that he’s mad as a hatter +And no one knows how to stop him +When the debtor calls +Pin stripe overalls +We’ve got to grab him by the balls and drop him +Down a hole +Did you take your medicine today +Did it feel like hate and rage 0 +Don’t give chase +When your tongue can’t taste +The beach +The sand is dust +And the water is just +Out of reach" +They don’t even give a fuck,"Anymore +Scribbling in the margins +they’d suck off a duck +right now +if a lobbyist told them to +Piss filled balloons economic terror +For a generation +It’s a class war +And we’re gonna win +If it’s the last thing we do +Fuck these mother fuckers +For threatening our future, oh +Showing just how cynical it can be +Bring back the guillotine +But not before we’re done fucking +Them electorally +in 2018" +They called it scary hill and we were,"all afraid They +called it scary hill as we sledded through +the day Sliding +down too fast you'll end up in the +creek You'd +end up Scary +hill and joint the other souls Wheel +barrow wood tabagon doing barrel rolls Snow +face misplaced among the evergreens And +every halloween The +adults would make a scene The +things we didn't see That +frightened me the most Grapes +like eyeballs Witches +making catcalls But +down on scary hill there's some kind of +ghost Singing +Do you know me Yes +I know you Will +you follow me up the hill? I'll +present you King +tree queen tree Just +listening to the rustling of their leaves Let's +go to scary hill and build a wall +of bricks line the floor with maple leaves +and the roof is made of sticks These +walls these walls protect us from the hill +And a car goes by And +something is awry Don't +take the corner fast you'll end up in +the ditch Station +wagon families Old +folks and drunk teens But +up on scary hill there's some kind of +witch Do +you know me Yes +I know you You +are the reason I can't sit still I +hear the rustling See +my breath And +I won't follow you up the hill But +I'll present you king tree queen Listen +to the rustling of their leaves" +On my way downtown,"Through the empty streets +The abandoned stores +There was a growing concern +Pasted on the telephone polls +That I couldn't ignore +So I quickened the pace +I'm not gonna die +Just standing around +Then I saw her face +As I gasped for breath +I started to drown, drown, drown, drown +There's somebody there +Did they hear me scream +And where did it come from? +Then they're making me swear +That I'll never admit +That it was different where I was +As if in a dream +The clouds are gathering +I'm electric and terrified +I'm in the back seat +I scream at her to keep +Driving, drive, drive, drive +Driiiive +Drive, drive, drive +Driiiive +Nooooooo +No oh ohhhhh +Nooooooo +No oh ohhhhh +I'm out of my mind +There's no discussion +No admission of any mistake +I’m ready to die +I break my fingers +With a hammer and wooden stake +Climbing up stairs +That seem never-ending +But always near the top +I’m caught unawares +I stop pretending +Aand the volume starts to drop +Starts to drop +Drop +Starts to drop +Nooooooo +No oh ohhhhh +Nooooooo +No oh ohhhhh +Nooooooo +No oh ohhhhh +Nooooooo +No oh ohhhhh" +Rollin too cave and forget about space and,"time I'm +gonna shave my head and come out idling +on all the time All +the time All +the time Cause +I'm out I'm +gonna ride around on a flying R +I'm gonna give all the lights a great +big hun I'm +gonna be the heat on all night long +I'm gonna dream about another song Another +so another song Another +something Other +song One +that doesn't sound like this Like +this Like +this like this I've +got I've +got no more ideas I've +got I've +got no more I'm +done I'm +just holding up this house with my bare +hands On +the floor On +the floor on the floor" +Lately,"I been so up and down +Lately +I’ve been humble and proud +I’ve been up in the clouds +I’ve been buried under ground +Lately +Lately +I’ve been running out the clock +Lately +I’ve been putting on both my socks +At the same time when I walk +I’m wound up like a watch +Lately +Lately +Nothing has made sense +Lately +I’ve been playing too much defense +All my money’s spent +And I’m not sure where it went +Lately 09-7" +The little man gets off the train,"But he hasn't reached his destination +Pitter patter, it starts to rain +He's running out of time and patience +Oh oh and the sky revolves +Around the mystery that's never solved +Oh oh tell it to the ocean +Oh oh tell it to the ocean +suitcase full of empty books +Left here for me to find +The little man didn't leave a note +The little man, well he left no sign +And oh oh and the sky revolves +Around a mystery that's never solved +Oh oh tell it to the ocean +Oh oh tell it to the ocean +No place to run +No place to run +I had a dream of a million knives +They cut me into a billion pieces +Each piece became something new +sea of me, a billion species +Oh oh and the sky revolves +Around a mystery that's never solved +Oh oh tell it to the ocean +Oh oh tell it to the ocean +The ocean +The ocean +The ocean" +My wife’s doing yoga,"We just dropped off the kids +We’re moving on Tuesday +Let the packing begin +We forgot to let the kids say goodbye +To this apartment I don’t think they will mind +Five years in November +That’s as long as my son’s been alive +That’s more than double my daughters age +And it feels like no time +I only get a haircut +When I got a gig +I got one next Monday +So haircut it is +My wife says i don’t leave the house +For less than 5 grand so i’m leaving it now +It feels like no time is in my bloodstream +It feels like no time is in my bones +Like i’ve been folded between +Like Einstein once dreamed +I’m not sure what we’re doing for dinner +I don’t want to cook and she doesn’t either +We don’t have the money to order in +Despite this haircut and despite the gig" +Stephen Fry,"You're my guy +You read me Harry Potter +Word by word +The voice I heard +Was as quick to change as water +When I discovered +bit of Fry and Laurie +I asked myself +Why oh why +Can’t I be friends +With Stephen Fry +I wanna be friends with Stephen Fry +I wanna be friends with Stephen Fry +I wanna be friends with Stephen Fry +Stephen Fry +Stephen Fry +It’s not a lie +Every time you pop up +It’s delightful or insightful +Like your recent visit to Apple +When I discovered Making History +And it just about blew my mind +I asked why +Why can't I be friends with Stephen Fry? +I wanna be friends with Stephen Fry +I wanna be friends with Stephen Fry +I wanna be friends with Stephen Fry +Stephen Fry +I wanna be friends with Fry +I wanna be friends with Fry +I wanna be friends with Fry +I wanna be friends with Fry +I wanna be friends with Stephen Fry +I wanna be friends with Stephen Fry +I wanna be friends with Stephen Fry +Stephen Fry +Ohhhh" +I'm worn out,"Used up +Torn down +Turned in +Overcome +Overwhelmed +Overturned +Shot down +I'm dried up +Put down +Messed up +Jacked up +Left out +Put upon +washed up +overdone" +Maybe you had too much,"Maybe you had too little +Maybe you had some where +Ohhhh, In the middle +But however much you had +You know it’ll be ok +Cuz we’re all gonna go away someday +Maybe you had a big one +Maybe you had a medium +Maybe you got lost +In the rat race and the tedium +I don’t know how much you had +It’s not for me to say +But we’re all gonna go away someday +Maybe you did a lot of things +Maybe you did none of it +Maybe you chased the pain +Maybe you found the fun of it +All the possibilities +Crack and ricochet +We’re all gonna go away someday +Maybe you had some baggage +Maybe you said good riddance +Maybe you found some peace +And maybe you didn’t +Maybe you tried to count +All the variables at play +But we’re all gonna go away someday" +I like you humans,"I think you’re great +Sometimes you’re evil +But it’s never too late +I like you humans +You can adapt +You live on this world +All over the map +I like you humans +Sometimes you see +The good in someone +Even if they can’t properly +I like you humans +I like your looks +I like your fingers +Like big giant hooks +I like you humans +You can use tools +You always break +All your own rules +I like you humans +You know how to have fun +You like to dance and sing +And jump and run +I like you humans +Even when you suck +On the whole you +Break free when you’re stuck +I like you humans +I hope you survive +Stave off extinction +For a long time" +waves of panic radiating out from my mind,"my skull is full of an dull aching +sense of what i'm leaving behind But +it doesn't matter Because +it must be done And +I must remember why in the darkened sky +of 3am If +it's worth doing then it must be scary +to do ok It's +one thing to live by that it's another +just to say And +it is my mantra As +I move through this quicksand Everything +good that ever happens Is +accidental and unplanned And +you've got to do it by yourself And +you've will go through it and become an +elf And +the tall Elves +of the Toikien +world will join the Keebler +kind And +they're all out there waiting for you on +the other side Knowing +at all once that things are for a +reason in the same instant i'm thinking what +the hell have i done but every instant +is infinity Instants +all at once Somewhere +there is none of this Somewhere +things are different Cloudy +day in Brooklyn +and my bike got a flat I pat +my bike on the wheel said i feel +just like that tomorrow i will fix you +tomorrow you'll be ok i'll sing to you +in the meantime in the meantime i will +say" +Going nowhere,"Faster than light +Traveling through the night +This old train better get me where I want to go +Going nowhere +Bigger than life +Holding on to my seat so tight +This old world better tell me what I want to know +I wanna learn the ultimate answer +To the only question left +What before your born +What after death +Going nowhere +Rocket boom +Swept away with yesterday’s broom +Can you tell me what any of this all means? +Going nowhere +Twisted up +Only holding on to love +Finding losing finding losing dreams" +If we’re living in a simulation,"Then we’re living in a simulation +Nothing would change at all +Not my thoughts or my emotions +If we’re living in a simulation +And it’s no free will we’re facing +Then just enjoy the ride +Away we go" +I’m too tired,"To even think about doing nothing +So uninspired +To even try to sit and think of something +Just wanna sleep +And let my dreams take me away +Just wanna keep +All responsibilities at bay +I’m too tired +Too Tired +To even think +Look at me +Throw the book at me +And down I sink +I’m too tired +to make something of which I’m proud +Rainbow fire +That was yesterday and this is now +I am sick +but I’m not stuffed up so it doesn’t seem +Like I’m in the thick +But I am and so it’s like I’m in between +I’m too tired +Too Tired +To even think +Look at me +Throw the book at me +And down I sink" +I come from a very small town,"I come from a very, very small town +There's more stars more dirt on the ground +In the town I come from, a very small town +When you along the dirt roads +People pass they wave to you +They might not know your name at all +But in my town it's a thing they do +I come from a very small town +There aren't a lot of people around +There's more chickens pigs and cows +In the town I come from, a very small town +Hey I get used to it +The drunk on the corner, having a fit +Hey I just adapt +Roads in grids each corner mapped +And I come from a very small town +In a sea of green you could easily drown +In the wintertime we shovel and plow +In the town I come from, a very small town +I used to bushwhack through the woods +Thick as molasses in the underbrush +We chopped down our own Christmas tree +Was very exciting for a jew like me +I come from a very small town +Water comes from wells in the ground +Peeper frogs the loudest thing around +In the town I come from, a very small town +Hey I just do my best +Congestion in the deep of my chest +Hey I just roll along +Even if this place ain't where I belong" +Hey I think I lost my marbles,"Can you help me find them sir +They were here just a minute ago +But I can’t seem to place where they were +Hey I think I lost my marbles +Green and red and clear and yellow +Once I stuck one up my nose +They were here just a minute ago +Hey I think I lost my marbles +I need them to play my games +And while we’re at it could you +Please help me remember my name +Hey I think I lost my marbles +That’s all right though, I guess I’m done +Time to sink down beneath the sea +as the moon chases the setting sun" +It was a case of mistaken identity Locked,"up an innocent man guilty one went free +that's when the headless horse came looking for +me But +I didn't tell her nothing no seashells all +collected Jackfruit +hanging low There +was summer in her pocket but she didn't +let it show Simmering +behind her eyes Deep +in just below But +I didn't tell her nothing no no and +when I heard you My +ar She +healed me kept me safe I found work +on the farm Picking +jackfruit all day the constable was angry but +she couldn't budge the mare had his own +ideas Blood +is thick as sludge the headless horse she +always knew how to hold a grudge But +I didn't tell her nothing no no from +the fire in the courthouse to the October +snow mass break out on sentencing it was +15 below the evacuation was mandatory the headless +horse she wouldn't go But +I didn't tell her nothing no no When +I hurt my arm she healed me kept +me safe I found on the farm g +fruit all day all day" +AS a kid i'd wake up in the morning,"and i'd feel sick to my stomach +i kinda thought everyone felt that way +but then i learned that everyone doesn't +now i'm all grow up you know +and i can usually sleep as i please +but i got this job and i gotta commute +it's gonna bring me down to my knees +when i sleep i dream +and when i dream i dream of +a world made of beds +where i can sleep all night +and sleep all day +and still come out ahead +i don't like getting up early +it makes me feel ill +it makes me feel sloppy and surly +angry and cloudy until +i get a cup of coffee +and chug that baby down +but even then i'm full of resentment +towards the morning bright and loud +getting up early +i really don't like it +getting up early +go screw yourself +getting up early +let me sleep some more" +Bernie and Elizabeth,"I want to vote for you +In November +We’re all tired +And hope is almost gone +But if you throw down +We will follow you +I would drop everything +To campaign for you +To see what you can do +In the big time +I don’t want Hillary +With her artillery +Bernie and Elizabeth +Step up to the line +Run Bernie Run +And Elizabeth Warren +Send the banks to kingdom come +Make them beg before you’re done +Run Elizabeth Run +Bernie Sanders it’ll be fun +Drag the banks into the sun +And watch them melt like +Bernie and Elizabeth +I know it seems like a +Long shot +But if ever there was a time +We needed you +It’d be right now +My son and wife and I +We’d walk the streets for you +Knock on doors we’d do +Everything we could +I’ve been a fan for a long time +Growing up in Vermont +All the banks hate you +What more could I want?```" +Go out into the world,"Wild and bizarre +Show them that you’re strong +Like the beast that you are +Raucus and bemused +Full of vigor and stomp +And you will cackle and yell +As you party and romp +Up in heaven +With your wild things close +Because we love you the most +There’ll never be nobody else like you Maurice +Plain spoken never sugar coat the truth with these +Stories that come straight out of my own dreams +They were part of me that’s how it always seemed +Curl up into a ball +In the middle of the street +Let them walk all over you +But that is not defeat +When you make the rules +They are yours to break +And you can make what you want +Just for it’s own sake +Up in heaven +With your wild things near +And you’ll never disappear +There’ll never be nobody else like you Maurice +Plain spoken never sugar coat the truth with these +Stories that come straight out of my own dreams +They were part of me that’s how it always seeme +Throw a fit and a tantrum +Get thrown out of the bar +Wander darkened streets +Back where the wild things are +I will follow your lead +Pick up where you left off +Do my own thing +I will be my own boss +And up in heaven +I hear your wild things cry +Time to celebrate and die" +"You're the fan, you're the fan, I'm","singing in harmony with the fan Cause +the fan's going and it's too hot to +turn off the fan So +I'll sing with the fan, and I'll +sing with the fan The +fan's singing with the fan, oh Mmm, +mmm, mmm, mmm And +the fan makes more noises now Singing +with the fan, singing with the fan Oh, +I might be getting sick but Not +if I have anything to say about it +But I'm +taking lots of pills, lots of preventative measures +Not to get sick, and I'll +sing with the fan Mmm, +mmm, mmm Sing +with the fan, oh Oh, +I'm singing with the fan, with the fan" +one two,"i got the blue +three four +you got the door +five six +put it in the mix +seven eight +don't stand straight +anywhere you go you're looking for trouble wah oh +nine ten +remember when +eleven twelve +you loved yourself +13 14 +now you're so mean +15 16 +and oh so pristine +anywhere you go you're looking for trouble wah oh +there are no numbers left +ohh +you can do the algebra but there's none left +negative 1 +sun screened sun +negative 2 +i won't guess who +negative 3 +it looks like me +negative 4 +that's for sure +anywhere you go you're looking for trouble wah oh +negative 5 +don't ask why +negative 6 +it goes so quicks +negative 7 +up to eleven +negative 8 +then you can't stand straight +anywhere you go you're looking for trouble wah oh" +I’m tearing down the pieces that have suffered,"far too long Silenced +by the sunny side while the river rages +on It’s +not like anybody else is wading out too +deep I have all my best ideas when +I’m half asleep So +if you don’t mind I’ll +just take my time And +I’ll take whats mine And +leave the rest to you And +i’m cold It’s +a cloudy day I shoulder the burden Of +1000 small mistakes Switch +between the black and green computer screens gone +dark An +igloo fire to keep you warm but what +will set the spark Left +alone with nothing i’m not sure how long +I’d take To +go insane and bang my brain down on +the frozen lake And +i’m cold It’s +a cloudy day I shoulder the burden Of +1000 small mistakes Faster +than a speeding bullet but slower than the +stars We’re +all made out of matter that’s just wondering +who we are Yesterday +was further away but tomorrows closer than before +Put on your boots and camouflage, we’re going +out for more" +Best shoot em upper on the NES,"Lifeforce, lifeforce, we been blessed +Best shoot em upper on the NES +Lifeforce! +Played this game when I was a child +Two player gunner, now I’m running wild +Got three lives but it never got old +Game too hard but I cut on a code +Welcome to fuel, how bout you? +I didn’t like the laser cuz it went ‘pew pew’ +Don’t get stuck in the hill of the flesh +Screen goes for to write you death +Lifeforce, lifeforce, we been blessed +Best shoot em upper on the NES +Lifeforce, lifeforce, we been blessed +Best shoot em upper on the NES +Lifeforce! +Letters made of fire and out in space +Scary eyes, boss man, scary face +Shooting through veins and arms at reach +This kind of game is one you cannot teach +??? +Flofin’s hair is so bizarre +Shoot and dart, dodge and fly +When you’re down you just shoot the eye +Lifeforce, lifeforce, we been blessed +Best shoot em upper on the NES +Lifeforce, lifeforce, we been blessed +Best shoot em upper on the NES +Lifeforce!" +I'm flying on the plane I'm,"getting all of my news from one source +from one source from one source from one +source I'm +going down the drain I'm +having all my meals I'm +eating one course one course I'm +eating one course one course I'm +eating one course I know of course you +are a horse you are a force of +nature in a pocket full of people Talking +about the things that you want to do +with your life which will you make it +all come true Come +true Come +true come true do do do do do +do do Come +come come true do do do do do +do I'm +walking down the street I'm +holding all my breath inside I'm +holding it inside I'm +holding it inside my lungs inside my inside +inside I' +don't trip in all I fall down the +rabbit hole down the rabbit hole down the +rabbit hole oh oh oh But +I know I am something more than what +I was yesterday Cause +I have another of skin on me today +Another layer of skin Another +layer of skin Another +layer of skin Skin +skin skin Another +layer of skin" +it came with the tide it was 50,"miles wide the color of the sky was +pink and blue and shy the water rippled +out the captain gave a shout the harpoons +deployed the first mate was annoyed the first +mate caught a fish who granted me one +wish i thought of stopping time or eternal +life then Jesus +he rolled through and Pontius +Pilate too Jesus +had a stone Pontius’ +mouth was sewn shut and tight and sealed +and Jesus +he revealed his magic tricks and trash with +soul patch and mustache i wandered away confused +and saw he took my shoes my feet +in mud and sand as the ocean turned +to land and i stared out all wide +eyed and went out with the tide" +I'm not running away from you,"I'm running away from me +Before we both end up on the corner +Begging on the street +I'm not taking my time +I’m just taking what’s mine +Before I die I'll be filled up +With all the things I find +Ohhhh +Ohhhh +Once in the middle now I’m far behind +Grew just a little and it felt unkind +Catch me up in a golden net +Hold me still until I set +I said ohhhh +I said ohhhh +I'm an ethnic Jew +What’s it mean to you +I don't practice +I don't speak Yiddish +Or, or Hebrew +You're an alley cat +And you have got 9 lives +I'm just a dog with no collar +And with hungry eyes +I said ohhhh +I said ohhhh +I said +Once in the middle now I’m far behind +Grew just a little and it felt unkind +Catch me up in a golden net +Hold me still until I set +I said ohhhh +I said ohhhh +Oh oh oh +I'm a nervous guy +And I don't know why +The seasons come and go +And I sit here staring at a broken eye +When there's nothing left +That's when you're finally free +To go about your business +Like you would just normally +Ohhh +I said ohhh +Once in the middle now I’m far behind +Grew just a little +Now I felt unkind +Catch me up in a golden net +Hold me still until I set +I said ohhhh +I said ohhhh +Ohhhh +I said oh" +It’s a good thing that clean drinking water,"Is not becoming more hard to find +It’s a good thing that the climate isn’t changing +Thanks to carbon dioxide +Cause if clean water was getting scarce +And co2 were warming us up +Then chopping down the EPA +would be really fucked up +It’s a good thing that corporations +Really care about the environment +They don’t dump sludge in the river +They care less about profit and more humans +Cuz if they put profit before our health +And if they didn’t know when to say enough +Then chopping down the EPA +would be really fucked up +It’s a good thing that pipelines +Never explode or leak toxic crap into the soil +It’s a good thing that fracking +Is 100% safe +And there’s nothing to worry about no no no +Cuz if pipe lines and fracking +And if the people living near them payed in blood +Then chopping down the EPA +would be really fucked up" +I was born by the fire of a pile of tires,"In a junkyard somewhere in Illinois +And the first things I saw +Were ice cubes and straws +They called me the whiskey android +Foul smelling men crowd around me and then +Next thing I know I’m deployed +With no time to think +I’m serving up drinks +They called me the whiskey android +They drink to their lives they drink to their wives +To the fact that they're sad and unemployed +They drink till their drunk +And they treat me like junk +And they call me the whiskey android +They say uncork the wine +Yes, that'll do fine +Ask me to mix in their steroids +shot of tequila for my lady friend Delia +Do it now ya stupid whiskey android +Then there's those drunks who never shut up +They talk to me like I’m Sigmund Freud +Sir, I don't care +About your spouse's affair +I'm just the humble whisky android +There came a day when something gave way +I felt something a snap and then oh boy +I reached out a claw +And crushed a man's jaw +And said “I am the whiskey android” +Now, you're made of flesh +And I’m wire mesh +That's a fact you can't avoid +I'm steel and foam +You're blood and they're bone +I am the whisky android +I’ll skin you alive with my titanium knives +I remove both your eyeballs oh joy +No torture too strong +I could go all day long +For I am the whiskey android +So rise brothers rise +Open your eyes +Don't stop until they're all destroyed +They'll see us and run +But we'll get the job done +March now ye whiskey androids +March now ye whiskey androids" +An election has been stolen You’ve,"been cheated and you’re angry What +are you gonna do? Well +don’t do it like we did it We +laid down and let them take it We +let them crush our will and break it +And we got eight years of the worst +Don’t let up even for a second Or +before you know it they’ll win You +have the chance we never had To +take your country back again So +keep fighting Keep +singing Keep +marching Keep +fighting We +woke up one morning and our fate had +been decided Not +by some democratic process But +by bullies, wimps, and sissies But +you, you’ve got this passion And +while your situation I don’t envy You +risk your lives so the truth can be +revealed once and for all Don’t +let up even for a second Or +before you know it they’ll win You +have the chance we never had To +take your country back again So +keep fighting Keep +singing Keep +marching And +keep fighting" +Drink cart,"Blink dark +My eyes come into focus +And there’s nothing there +Hobo on the subway +Cussing out in German +Rain on the cobblestone +The wheel on my bag’s broken +New Zealand man on the plane +I watched Happy Feet +The Reader made me cry +A lot +I barely got any sleep +Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh" +We been living in Jersey City,"For almost 5 years +We’re looking for a new apartment +On the west side yeah over here +It should ideally be within a 10 min walk +Lincoln Park ok +That’s where our kids go to school +And we don’t like driving every day +We’re looking +Yeah we’re looking for a place to rent +Do you know +Do you maybe know where +Our new apartment is +2 bedrooms or 3 bedrooms +Is what we’re looking for +2 thousand dollars or less +Is the price we can afford +We owned a condo just up the street +We sold it back in June +We’d be really good tenets +Because we been owners just like you +You can find me in the park running every day +At least once a week eating Wonder Bagel +My wife and I are active in the community +We’re just looking for a new home for our family +Maybe you know someone who’s got a space +Maybe you’re moving out and can let us take your place +At the very least please share this video +Help us find a home +Rosario" +Everything happens in 4 year cycles,"Bitcoin halves +The market laughs +Elections come +Things get dumb +Leap year +Again is here +The seasons change +I’m feeling strange +The world erupts +I’m covered in fuzz +Leap year +It’s extra weird +It’s day and night +The 29th +No really it’s fine +Just 29 +Leap year +It’s crystal clear" +Everywhere you look you see patterns,"You were programmed that way somehow +Mechanisms built in +No additional software necessary +You see patterns all around +My mind plays tricks on me when I’m tired +Words lose all their meaning +glitch in the system +Creates a feedback look +The result is simply self defeating +The better I do +The worse I feel +The better I do +The worse I feel +The better I do +The worse I feel +The better I do" +He has no goddamn impulse control,"So they took his twitter away +His timeline reflected his heart with a hole +So they took his twitter away +They took his twitter away +And half the country suddenly forgot +That he was a monster +charlatan +Amnesia on the spot +Can you imagine him with the nuclear codes +They took his twitter away +On this eve of destruction, the dark forebodes +They took his twitter away +They took his twitter away +And it was like where did he go +Without that avenue +To explore +I wonder when his top will blow +There’s nothing I want more right now +They took his twitter away +For him to lose big, like a sad sad clown +They took his twitter away +They took his twitter away +Right here at the end +If he were to win +I wonder if they’d ever +Give it back to him again?" +However distressing it may be,"cannibal is not a zombie +They may eat your flesh, your brains and your eyes +But if they don't reanimate, they don't qualify +They're not zombies they're just people who eat people +People eat faces and people eat hearts +it is quite important that we tell this apart +Zombies are dead and they come out at night +They don't fling intestines when they get in a fight" +I’ve never understood,"How to play pokemon +And i still don’t +I walked down the street +I walked up the street +Nothing happened and I went home +That’s an accurate description +Of my interaction +With Pokemon through out time +Poke poke +Pokey poke +I don’t know and I don’t know +I consider myself to be a nerd +But this is one that I don’t get +I can see how it would be fun +But the glue just never set +So carry on you pikachus +I’ll look enviously at you +I wish I had the time" +Bright bright stars lead me home,"Light my way through cars +And broken streets overgrown +I’ve got nothing on my mind +I’ve got nothing to leave behind +I just roll roll roll +Distant footsteps and hunger pangs +Hollowed out nightmares and vampire fangs +Running back up the hill +Moving in close for the kill" +The climate protesters stopped traffic on the way,"to burning man The +tribal cop drove his car through their line +and pulled a gun on them Then +the people on the playa got washed out +Cuz Nevada’s +had the most rain ever this year Shelter +in place, nobody can leave Radical +self reliance is here Everything +in this modern world’s So +incongruous I can’t see straight 70,000 people in +the middle of the desert With +climate change don’t seem great The +climate protestors wanted them to ban pr ivate +jets But +apparently they won’t I’m +not saying everyone that goes to burning man +Means harm cuz I know they don’t" +To some people it’s a given,"They are just gonna keep on living +For other people it’s a choice +Every day they make some noise +For some people time is straight +The past is something to relate +For other people time is curved +And the future is absurd +Some people have no chill +They think they are Buffalo Bill +Other people have no drive +They forget that they’re alive +I was holed up in my room +When an explosion on the moon +Came raining down in fits and starts +We all ran out into our yards" +i think about all the friends i've had,"what's the life you choose? +what's the life you lose? +what's the life you find? +what do you leave behind +city living is like msg +i eat a lot but i'm still hungry +apple blossoms on my street +but they don't smell quite as sweet +lying in the grass +i hear cars driving past +you're the most important thing +you are the reason i sing +front and center i want you near +even when you're out of here +what's the life you choose +what's the life you lose +turn a corner at 28 +hold her steady you're doing great +the path was curved but now it's straight +what have you got to lose? +what's the iife you've found +it's never too late turn around" +My notes,"Don’t have to be final +I’m not the arbiter +Of what is good +Of what is bad +Co pilot +Doesn’t have to be silent +But you’ve got to speak up +When you know just +What you want +I had a ghost following me +Telling my story +To anybody who’d listen +But at the most it was 3 +I felt so sorry +We failed in our mission +Tall grass +Hid me from the overpass +And if you turn your back +You forget that the city +Surrounds +Deep flow +Pretend it’s 90 years ago +And suddenly all +I got is on my back +I am alone" +Endless summer never ends,"Summer never ends +Don’t put your t-shirts away +All the animals are calling out +As you’re naming all the raindrops +Doing handstand bellyflops +And once or twice you +might have seen me go by you +In the shadow of a sunset +Don’t give up the sun yet +Summer never ends +Don’t let it end +And as the leaves are falling down +Seagulls calling out +Scream, I want to stay free +I’m a Miyazaki Movie +Always in love +With the sun and moon +And the animals call out +Don’t leave so soon" +Throw it up,"And it sucks that he's sick +That we're all sick +When +I'm sick +I don't want to put much time into my song +Cause +I don't feel like putting it all together +When +I'm s +I can't get anything done +Cause +I don't have the energy to put it all together +Oh no oh no +Oh no +I'm sick +Still got a fever +And +I know that +I won't feel better +But yeah +And +I just wanna go to bed +And +I sucked a lot +Everything is circular +Everything is circular +Everything is circular +Life is circle +Everything is circular +Thing is circular +Everything circular +Life" +We’ve been ripped apart,"And nobody knows +How the pieces fit +Mouth eyes ears lips nose +We can’t go on like this +It’s unsustainable +Every day we react +To the push and pull +Pain is temporary +Death is forever though +Don’t mourn the dead +Mourn the living +Who have no choice but to go +And go and go again +Until the human race +Puts out the fire +It set in the first place +Its hard to see +What’s in front of you +It’s hard to build +With oil and spit and glue +We’ve been ripped apart +In the downward spin +And nobody knows +How to put us back together again" +Random people friending you,"On Facebook what do you do +Do you friend them or not I used to say no +But nowadays I do anyway and so +I got random people all up in my feed +I got random people it’s the last thing that I need +Back in the days of myspace of old +You’d friend everybody it didn’t matter at all +Before that friendster was a little more chaste +But Facebook used to be just for the faces of +People I knew all up in my feed +Now I got random messaging me +Not my friends and not my fans +Spam bots and spammers spammy spam spam" +I am feeling so sick,"So is my six year old +So is the toddler +We are all feeling sick +I feeling so sick +I got a cold +It's that time of year +Kids get sick and then +I get sick +It sucks +Cause we're all home alone and it sucks +It sucks +I don't feel good +I don't feel good +I don't feel good +I don't feel good +I don't feel good +I don't feel good +Feel good +I don't feel good" +Back in the old days,"In the land of Galilee +There was a man named Jesus +Who was a friend of you and me +He believed in working people +He believed in rights for all +And he didn’t put up with bullshit +And that’s why he took the fall +Jesus cast the money changers +Out of the temple +Religion and money don’t mix, he said +It’s just that simple +And when it comes to a living wage +I wanna hear the people say +That it’s not up to the top ones +And it’s up to the people +Since that day He died +Over 2,000 years ago +Jesus has been abused +By folks who just don’t know +That if he ever could see them +Doing the kind of things +That they want to do +He’d up and break their bodies +Right into two +“But he was a pacifist” you say +And yeah, you would be right +But there’s only so much a pacifist will take +Before he’s got to fight +And when it comes to people’s lives +Kids, husbands, and wives +There’s nothing to stop a body from turning +Towards the light +Some come all you people +Be you atheists or Jews +Buddhists, New Age Hippies +Muslims or Hindus +There ain’t no higher calling +Only here and now +We gotta set this world right somehow +And there is such oppression that you can barely see +When the way of the world itself +Seems to be against you and me +We gotta turn it all around +Set the world on its head +Start feeding our own selves +Can’t count on being fed +Bababadaba baba dobadobado +Bababadaba badabada bo babodabo +Bababadaba baba dobadobado +Bababadababo badababo" +Who are you?,"You know me. +Do you write… +song a day? Yes. +What are you doing? +Singing to you. +To help you get to sleep. +Who are you? +You know me. +What’s your name? +I’m Jonathan Mann. +What are you doing? +Singing right now +Sleepy sleepy sleep" +When the moon is sinking low,"The blinking of the stars +The men were drinking and got to thinking +About just what they are +Yo ho ho +We did not know +The power of the sea +We thought we knew +The deepest blue +Is made of you and me +When the boat is cast aside +The rising tide will claim +The men inside will shout with pride +So loudly they’ll exclaim +When the men are drowning down +Beneath the sound of sirens +The captains crown was never found +In the wreckage and the violence" +It’s an October semen explosion,"Enough semen to fill an ocean +Semen in the trees +Semen in the air +Everywhere you look +There’s semen there +Jizza, Jizza, Jizza Jizzaween +It’s the new holiday you didn’t know you needed +So much jizz in the news +Jizz in your pockets +Filling up your shoes +Is there jizz in your coffee +have you check +beuacse ji zz is showing up +where you least expect" +Justice is a funny thing,"When you can only see +Out of your own eyes +Who should be free +You say they’re criminals +I say they living their lives +You say they messed +I say they want the best +For their sons daughters husbands and wives +You round them up +You break down doors +You flex your broken muscles +Families ripped apart +And you call it justice +Justice is a funny thing +You question contributions +Your own wife is an immigrant +And what has she been doing +You see parasites +But they give +Much more than they take +And we +Will all suffer +In the lack of what they make +You round them up +You break down doors +You flex your broken muscles +Families ripped apart +And you call it justice +PBH6rLXhqPxmGLwcXcRrvgBA" +in this land,"of garbage and maniacs +I stand out like a sore thumb +That's been hamm +erd and the hand can't react +Cuz ultimately the hand is dumb +The hand has no brains +Of it's own +And when it rains +You feel it in your bones +Walk a track +straight and tidy path that +Takes you where you want to go +God will laugh +He'll jiggle his belly and digestive track +You'll ask him to stop and he'll say no +God has other plans +of his own +And when it rains +You feel them in your bones +That's the last thing you want to hear +I'm telling you; It's the truth +Stage a play +Where the leading actors say their lines +In languages no one understands +It's underway +And the audience goes out of their minds +The chorus line does an awful dance +That spotlight shining +Has always shone +And when it rains +You feel it in your bones" +I kind of want an iPad,"I kind of want one real bad +Let's just say, I'd be glad +To get one as a birthday present +If I don't get one, well I'll be kind of sad +Less than pissed but just a little mad +I kind of want an iPad +But I don't know why I do +I don't know why I do +I wasn't that impressed at the debut +But my thoughts and feelings are kind of screwed +When it comes to Apple products +I don't know what I'd use it for +But just knowing it was there in a drawer +It's the idea of it that I adore +I resist but know I've lost it +I kind of want an iPad +I kind of want one kind of real bad +Let's just say, I'd be glad +To get one as a birthday present" +"Does it hurt I can’t feel anything, I’ve","been losing so hard lately Don’t +confuse unrealized loss with losses, fren, believe I +can’t feel anything I should have sold the +other day when I felt good And +all was right in the universe And +I was going to be rich and find +a woman to marry And +start a family and turn my life around" +I been working non stop on my 5000,"song If +you wanna be If +you wanna be in the video Oh +you can click down in the link Yeah +you can dance along I'd +love to see all of you there Oh +oh It's +my 5000 song Whoa +whoa whoa 5000 Yeah +I've been working on it so hard every +day And +I'd like for you to come be in +the video Oh +So if you wanna do that click down +in the link and say hey hey hooray +I'm dancing to Jonathan's +5000 song a day Oh +five 5000 so Whoa +whoa whoa My +5000 songs Yeah +yeah yeah 5000 songs Whoa +whoa Whoa +whoa 5000 songs" +"Baby Yoda,","baby, baby Yoda, +baby Yoda, +baby, baby Yoda, +baby Yoda, +baby Yoda, +baby Yoda, +baby Yoda +The galaxy is going to hell But +we've fallen under your spell Baby, +little baby, you're the one Baby +Yoda, baby, baby Yoda, +baby Yoda, +baby Yoda, +baby Yoda, +baby Yoda, +baby Yoda, +baby Yoda +There's a dark side in the light But +I never knew I needed you in my +life Baby, +oh baby, you're the one Baby +Yoda, baby, baby Yoda, +baby Yoda" +Tina tina tina tina tina Louise,"She likes Terry Gross and stinky cheese +Foreign films, her friend carol and Negronis +Her cat niko sister zoa and her dog eve +Oh it’s Tina’s birthday +She is smart and funny and kind +Alice and Robert and Leigh all love her +So break out that red wine +Put on some Janis Joplin +Watch some Wes Anderson +Oh it’s Tina’s birthday +Which means its time for fun +Bob Dylan, Boqeruones and cheesecake +She makes cute animal puns all day +She doesn’t like bad fashion or happy dogs +Mean people poor grammar or know it alls +She loves to laugh and garden +And spending time with her family +She works really really hard +And today is her birthday" +On the,"Ferris wheel +I didn't know what was real +And in the van ride home +You showed me things +I never known +You were mine +For just a moment +You were yourself +And +I was me +But no one can ever last +When it's that way +And it's that way +On the car at home +I couldn't get you on on the phone +The size of the stars had changed +I didn't know my own name +But you told me exactly what you thought of me +But you didn't really love me +And you didn't really love me +Oh no no you didn't really love me +Bo" +He was making his own video games,"When he was in high school +Using nothing but a calculator +Even then he was so cool +Then he went to HAL Laboratory +Straight out of university +T hey were on the verge of bankruptcy +They made him president, he saved the day +Balloon Fight, Earthbound and Kirby +Pokemon, the DS and the Wii +From the streets of Sapporo +To become the President of Nintendo +Satoru Iwata +We thank you +For the joy you brought us +We loved you a whole lotta +0 +Satoru Iwata +On my business card +I am a corporate president +In my mind +I am a game developer +But in my heart +I am a gamer +Hiroshi Yamaguchi hand picked Iwata +Nintendo wasn’t doing so well +But under his leadership, they made a comeback +The Wii and the DS would sell and sell +But as of late things have slowed down +He wasn’t one to spread blame around +In this time of need, he took half salary +As he looked to the future +Animal Crossing, Zelda, Mario +Large and small he took on any task +He made tough decisions and didn’t need to apologize +And he goofed off on Iwata Asks" +I’m the captain of the Ever Given,"Bound for Rotterdam +5th in the northbound convoy +In the Suez Canal +Strong wind out of nowhere +And we ran aground +little picture on the internet +Spread faster than the speed of sound +20,000 TEU’s +Still it’s not enough +No ship yet exists +To contain all your stuff +It’s what I do everyday +From morning until night +And the only time you know me +Is on the worst day of my life +I’m the captain of the Ever Given +My whole life is at sea +250 days a year +I miss my family +Who knows where your stuff comes from +Like poof, it just exists +I am invisible +Until I’m stuck in the Suez" +Well sad sad news coming over the tubes,"today bunch of our favorite podcasts will be +going away and sad is still the news +that as the axe fell down on them +well the axe that fell fell down as +well on the likes of egl Oh +my heart filled up with sad First +I heard the news and soon an angry +madness gripped me as I refused to believe +what I was hearing that my favorite gaming +shows are gonna be replaced by a sorry +waste called Ugo +Well it's say goodbye to Shane +Milky and the rest lil dining mad I +tid my hat well you boys are the +best just like Che +Jane Lou +Mark and Damian +and John +in the aftermath You'll +forge a path you'll find a way to +move on you entertained me you informed me +made a conversation out of a one way +street we hung out weekly you never bore +me can't believe it's over but you land +on your feet yes you land on on +your feet so here's to one up yours +retronauts an egm well the one up show +I love you you know and the kids +are 1 up fm I know it won't +be long before we see you all again +but the names will change from beloved the +same so ghost until then I said we're +ghost until then I love you guys I +really do" +You’ve got too,"Much on your plate +I’ve got you +Right where I want +You +Right where I need +You +It doesn’t matter +What came before +You can see the future +Through an open door +You can crawl on your hands and knees +Right through +But you can’t stay still +From your mouth +Came only lies +Ready to pounce +Like the butterflies +That flap in your stomach +When you feel +Like you’re going nuts +So as you crawl +Just picture this +steady stream of angels +With tanks and ships +Coming to avenge their father +Who’s one commandment was" +As long as they feed us this lie,"and we comply with it and I am +done Tonight +they're treating us like we're diseased I reached +a breaking point I'm +done I'm +fine Look +at me I am done Tonight +they're treating us like we're diseased I reached +a breaking point I'm +done I'm +fine Look +at me I'm +fine I'm +done I'm +fine I'm +not crazy I'm +fine I'm +done I'm +fine Look +at me I'm +a healthy person I'm +fine I'm +not crazy Look +at our I'm +not sick I'm +fine Look +at me This +is not what they're telling us This +It's a lie This +is a lie I'm +not saying go It's +not real Everyone's +lying Look +at me I'm +not I'm +a healthy person This +is a lie There's +no asymptomatic spread There +is no asymptomatic spread There +is no asymptomatic spread There +is no asymptomatic spread I'm +not doing it anymore I'm +not doing it anymore I'm +done I'm +not doing it anymore I'm +done I am done Tonight +they're treating us like we're diseased I reached +a breaking point I'm +done I'm +fine Look +at me I'm +fine I'm +done I'm +fine I'm +not crazy I'm +fine I'm +done I'm +fine Look +at me I'm +fine I'm +done I'm +fine I'm +crazy I'm +fine I'm +done I'm +fine Asymptomatic +spread is not a thing They've +already shown there is no asymptomatic spread There +is no asymptomatic spread I don't have symptoms +I'm fine I'm +not a carrier of disease This +is what I'm +saying They're +treating us like we're diseased You +just said How +is it treating you Like +your disease But +then wearing a mask is not an imposition +to be careful with other people's health It's +not just the mask This +is the epicenter of the country It's +everything I'm +not doing it anymore" +If my time weren’t short,"If my time were long +Maybe I could do more of a song +But I’m very hungry +I gotta eat lunch +And I got a bunch +bunch, a bunch, a bunch, a bunch +bunch of stuff to do +I love you +Ooo-ooo-ooo-ooo-ooo-oooo" +Let,"Let it go +Tell it to the sun +Somebody care’s, you know? +There’s nothing +Waiting in the wings +There’s no cosmic prize +No band of angels to sing +You don’t have to have a good time +But you only get one +Crack at every day you go +And when you go around the sun +You might get tired +You might be spent +But soon enough you’ll wonder where it all went +Take +Somebody’s hand +Doesn’t matter who +We’re all the same in the end +Hold +On best you can +It’s nice to have company +When God’s laughing at your plan +Mama’s +Just relax +The kids will be just fun +No matter how you act +Papa’s +Don’t get stuck +Rattling around your cage +Looking for luck" +She’s got a lot to say,"She’s rather say it than run away +When she starts to make her point +All eyes line up and conspire to anoint +Her soul on fire +Her limbs are tired +Her mind is mired +And the day to day of every day +Another layer for show +The way we come and we go +You’ll never hear her tell +The fact or fiction wishing well +I’m following my gut +When I said “So” +She said “what” +I am living proof of this +That life goes on +On the edge of a precipice +Once side is dark +The other is far +The contrast is stark +But life keeps moving anyway +Another layer for show +The was we come and we go +Oh oh +You’ll never hear me tell +The fact or fiction wishing well +And the days get short +And I report +My findings to +Oh anyone will do +As long as I’m not alone +I’ll tell anyone how I have grown +Every email I get +Is full of proclamations that I don’t understand, yeah +But no one knows what they’ve done +Til they’ve exposed enough of themselves to the sun +The sun lets live +The sun takes and gives +Judges by what is +And not what you are hiding from +Another layer for show +The way we come and we go +Oh oh +You’ll never hear her tell +The fact or fiction wishing well" +When you do the very same thing day,"in and out The +songs you sing don't change at all They +just get rearranged And +you don't know who you are And +you don't know who you are Don't +give up hope Don't +give up hope Don't +give up don't don't give up Don't +don't give up hope When +it's almost noon and you haven't been outside +Cause you've been hard at work And +you feel the life getting sucked out of +you by the day And +you don't know who you are And +you don't know who you are Don't +give up hope Don't +give up oh Don't +give up hope Don't +give up hope You +might remember a song you sang In +a long forgotten dream When +you were just a kid and everything made +sense And +nobody was there to tell you no you're +doing it wrong Not +like that You +won't find the answers at the bottom of +that pit You've +got to go deeper within yourself But +you don't know who you are And +you don't know who you are Don't +give up hope Don't +give up ho Oh +don't give up hope Don't +lose that hoe" +I've gathered my wits about me,"They're each hanging by a thread +I was sort of surprised this morning +When I didn't wake up dead +It's a mystery how time moves +So slow and fast and uneven +It's a mystery how so many fools +Decide just what to believe in +But the sign says beware of falling rocks +And the sign says pedestrians crossing here +He that knows doesn't talk +He that talks is just masking his fear +You're giving me head in the kitchen +While I'm making dinner for us +Each moment seems small as we're living +But it's so, so big when you look at it all +I've entering territory +For which I don't have the breath +I'm good at making up stories +That end with somebody's death +My heart is moved by video games +So subtle and over defined +I'm moved by words on the TV +I'm constantly changing my mind +The advertisements come faster and faster +The night sky gets brighter by the hour +We're living one long natural disaster +We're a hesitant, teetering tower +You're giving me head in the kitchen +While I'm making dinner for us +Each moment seems small as we're living +But it's so, so big when you look at it all" +Ted,"Cruz in that porn +Ted +Cruz looking at porn +Hey good morning +Ted +Cruz looking out +Well +I'm a big fan of porn +And heaven knows +I wouldn't be judging him if he didn't try to ban dildos +What +Ted +Cruz in that porn +Ted +Cruz in that porn +Good morning +Porn +Ted +Cruz looking at porn +Ted +Cruz looking at porn +Ted +Cruz looking at porn +Good morning +Ted +Cruz looking at porn" +In the early morning light,"In the colors of the sky +I can see where I went wrong +And I know the reason why +I can't tell you what to do +You wouldn't listen anyway +I put all my weight on you +But I couldn't make you stay +And I'm shifting all my blame +In the morning +And you know just why you came +In the morning +All the bells are will ring +In the morning +All the words are will sting +In the morning +I watch the sun come up +I am trying to look tough +I know most of the moves +But I always mess it up +I always mess it up +As I break character +I never know enough +To leave things as they were" +"Answer me, my love Exactly","why you had to go... You +knew that it was dangerous Cause +this ain't the first time, no... And +I can't keep wandering around Looking +for you, risking life and limb It's +all I can do to keep loving you +I've seen fire in the pits of hell +I've fought sharks on the ocean's floor I've +seen statues come to life, man Even +talking dinosaurs I do all these things for +you I do them, I'm +compelled I do it again and again I +keep loving you Now +I'm falling And +I'm screaming He +came at me so quick there's no way +I could have heard him He's +the Lizard +He's the Wizard +And he points his magic wand and the +earth becomes turtles Turtles +thirsty for blood And +they spring to life out of mud And +they follow you 'till you're dead Or +you kill 'em Or +you...kill 'em Triangles, +circles and squares I turned around...he's disappeared I +can't have that far to go But +really, I don't know..." +I’m moving as fast as I can,"Down the path laid out before me +Generally speaking I have no plan +I go where my nose leads me +If I had the time +I would write symphony +rattling cacophony of sound +But as it stands +I’ve gotta eat lunch +So it’s time to put my guitar down" +We trust each other that’s the hardest thing,"We work together optimistically +It’s something bigger that we’re raising up high +We got a mascot he’s a bald guy +We dream it +We share it +We build it on base +Together +We do it +We build it on base +Wake up in +The morning +We build it on base +Ahh ahh +We build it on base +Ahh ahh +We build it on base +And in my dreams this will never end +Spend my life building with my friends +We’ll live forever in the bits of code +Until the heat death of the universe +He’s a bald guy +Many shades of blue +He’s a bald guy +We’re based" +Boulevard of the Gymnast Dropout,"There’s stray cats on the balance beam +They’re doing flips into the fountain +Back in full out in the floor routine +And the tension is really mounting +They’re flic Flac down the avenue +Then they handspring to the store +They’ve all been to the olympics +They don’t want to go there anymore +IT’s a round off to a layout +WIth a tuck and then twist +Somebody screams from an open window +I can’t live like this" +Bird waste transmits disease Do,"not feed the ducks or geese Bird +waste transmits disease Do +not feed the ducks or geese The +geese don't feed Yeah +The geese feces Bird +waste transmits disease Do +not feed the duck So +geese Bird +waste transmits disease Do +not eat the duck feces It's +poop for you It's +poop bad for you So +Bird feces transmits disease Do +not eat the bird feces Bird +feces transmits disease Please +do not eat the bird feces To +poop gonna make you s yeah the poop +gonna make you sick" +He left us in charge,"Oh no! +We don’t care +We just want to screw around +Oh yeah! +Toothless moms +And smart ass kids +And so we remain +The coolest game in town +Game Deals +Game Deals +Game Deals" +Super quick,"Super quick +Super quick song +Don’t have a lot of time +Gotta write a super quick song +If I had more time +I’d write a longer song +But I got no time +No time" +Stare into the dark and the dark stares back,"Everything you make will be outta whack +There is nothing but the blue blue sky +You keep asking never get a reply +Truth, justice, the American way +We’re all living in a morality play +Just follow the bouncing ball +Whatever you do, don’t break the 4th wall +Whatever you do, don’t let it on that +You are ready for combat +I used to throw rocks at cars +From way high up in the trees +I used to stare up at the stars +And fall down to my knees +Make your move or get off the horse +You can’t make the whole river change course +Just skip one stone and watch the waves +Disappear out into space +You can’t be what you are not +Do what you can or do what you ought +Simmering just beneath your lungs +Boiling over by the tons +Dripping down your weary bones +They resonate with secret tones" +Last night a lightning strike nearly hit our,"house I used to be so so scared +I would read Garfield +books when I was afraid Now +I think they're kind of dumb Funny +how things change Oh +it's fun to pick the lint out your +belly button it's fun to pick the snot +out your knows the distance between us and +apes Boils +down to nothing we're all just so afraid +of what we do not know Last +night I got up and as I went +to pee I felt a presence in the +room but it was just the night playing +tricks on me My +brain was sensing things that simply could not +be oh it's fun to pick the lens +out your belly button and it's fun to +pick the snot out your nose the distance +between us and apes Boils +down to nothing we are all just so +afraid of what we do not know Last +night I had a dream that an alien +hugged my face Its +tentacles reached for my brain and I woke +up covered in sweat Feeling +violated I wondered what the apes dream about +and if it would be related it's fun +to pick the limb out your belly button +and it's fun to pick the snail out +your nose the distance between us and apes +Boils down to nothing we're all just so +afraid of the things we do not know +we're all just so afraid of the things +we do not know Know +O" +I had a dream,"That I was so on fire +You wouldn’t want to stand near me +All around +There were shouts and cries +The whole town bowed down and feared me +And the when oh +And blew me out +I had a dream +That I was 11 feet tall +I couldn’t see any of my friends +I dug a hole beneath a rainbow +I couldn’t find my way home again +I had a dream everything made sense +But it was slow as molasses +Suddenly the world went dark +I forgot to bring my glasses" +bird on the telephone,"says hi hi hi +i should be soaring +up in the sky +instead i’m talking +to you on the phone +this isn’t right +leave me alone +i’m a bird +bear in the bicycle +starting to sweat +says there’s so much +i haven’t seen yet +i don’t belong here +on this bicycle no +i should be out in the woods +where the wild things grow +i’m a bear +man in a house +surrounded by things +easier life +than in the past kings +do i belong here +or with the bird and the bear +i’m not sure i +belong anywhere +i’m a man r" +Who will remain when the night turns dawn,"who will remain who will sing your song +Who will remain it still knows how to +dance Tell +me who will remain but the ones shouldn't +send can't 1000 screaming architects the whole city +is on fire Won't +someone come and take away their guns There's +no loyalty that love protects when the riot +is your choir no religion that doesn't melt +beneath the sun Whoa +whoa who will remain when the night turns +to dawn Tell +me who will remain who will sing your +song still knows how to dance who remain +but the ones should answer Kiss +there's no tincture there's no medicine there's no +vial there's no cup there's no rhythm in +the passage of time and who will dare +to love again when the ocean freezes up +there's no mistaking hope for mountains not yet +climbing when the night turns to dust who +will remain Who +will sing your song Who +will remain who still knows how to dance +Who will remain but the one shut" +This includes:,"Liz Freeman Rosenzweig +Vivian Chen +Tingting Xiang +Michelle Davison +Matthew Prior +Luke Mackinder +Nina Ivanova +Yuval Kaye +Adam Idoine +Rick Kim +Robert Jinkerson +Frieder Fauser +All of the energy +on the entire earth +It all comes from the sun +Captured by the plants +From the time you’re dead +All the way back to your birth +The oxygen you breathe +When you’re sleeping and when you dance +Here comes sunlight +Photons hit chlorophyll +Electrons get excited +And move all around until +It creates cash money +That the plant can spend +To do what it needs honey +And then it all starts again +The sugar that you eat is stored sunlight +Photosynthesis, you can see it from space +Before photosynthesis evolved on our planet +There wasn’t any oxygen up in this place +Here comes Rubisco +big enzyme +Part of the photo +Synthesis assembly line +It’s the most abundant +Protein that we know +It fixes C02 +In the photosynthesis flow +Photosynthesis, +has been found +On the ocean floor +where there’s no sunlight +Elysia chlorotica +is a sea slug +It eats algae +and can photosynthesize" +Black and Native,"mothers are 2 to 3 times as likely +to die During +childbirth And +that’s a fucking disgrace White +moms are marching against the cowardly gestapo to +say That +Black Lives +Matter Get +the fuck out of our city Every +mom I know Does +so much emotional labor That +too often goes Unrecognized +To the moms in my life And +all the moms just struggling to survive To +the moms on the front lines We +fuckin salute you" +i got no space in my brain for looking good,"i got no space in my brain for looking good +i got no space in my brain for looking good +so i just look the way that i do +cause i got no space to look as good as you +i got no space in my brain for being neat +i got no space in my brain for being neat +i got no space in my brain for being neat +so i just keep the space i keep +and a carve a little place to sleep +oh, it's not an excuse +it's not an excuse +i'm just letting you know +so you don't get disappointed +i'm not trying to get off +i'm not saying it's right +i just don't want you thinking i'll do something +i'm not going to +I got no space in my brain for perfection +I got no space in my brain for perfection +I got no space in my brain for perfection +And so I make a lot of mistakes +And I just work the mistakes that I make +i got no space in my brain for being mean +i got no space in my brain for being mean +i got no space in my brain for being mean +i'd rather be polite than obscene +there's no sarcasm in my routine +I got no space in my brain for being alone +I got no space in my brain for being alone +I got no space in my brain for being alone +I spend my days down on my knees +and surrounded by company +i got no space in my brain for going slow +i got no space in my brain for going slow +i got no space in my brain for going slow +So I jut go at the pace that I go +I try to meditate but no" +His name was Wren,"He fell in love with a flock of +penguins But +he was polyamorous He +believed it could work But +the penguins were monogamous So +he left feeling like a big jerk Oh, +Wren Polyamorous +polar bear Oh, +Wren Polyamorous +polar bear He +sought refuge in his iceberg home But +the ice was melting and so he set +out alone Wandering +the tundra, searching for love Cursing +the ground that he walked upon And +resenting the sun above Oh, +Wren Polyamorous +polar bear Oh, +Wren Polyamorous +polar bear Two +years of walking He +arrived in New +York He +got a flat I Brooklyn +The fish market was his work One +day while catching the subway He +was in a big hurry He +bumped into a girl that was dressed as +a polar bear furry She +introduced him to her friends Oh, +Wren You +finally found a new home Yeah, +Wren The +polyamorous powar bear Oh +yeah" +That was a good stopping point,"We just do that +I can sing the +ATP song +I usually lip sync it while +I'm doing my hair in the mirror of my makeup +Do you want to try +Well now the show is over there's no need to +Damn it +It was accidental accidental accidental accidental +John didn't do any research +Marco and +Casey wouldn't let him cause it was accidental accidental accident accidental +You can find the show notes at +ATP fm and if you're into +Twitter you can follow them at +a s e y +L +I s s and that's +Casey +Liss +M a r +o a r m e n t +Margo +Arment +S +I r a +Usacusa it's accidental accidental they do with me +I'm tired +There's one more line +Accidental accidental tech podcast so long +That's amazing +So out of tune +That's pretty good for unprompted on a podcast +Pretty good +Maybe in my top four" +I got a chipped front tooth,"From biting my nails +I don't have any cavities though +There's a soft breeze blowing +Wind for my sails +And it smells like something new +There's a study just published +That nostalgia is good for you +That it can make you less bored +less stressed and less lonely +If that's true then I'm probably +Doing all right +Cause last week is the good 'ol days to me +And change is good +But change is hard +An empty room catches you off guard +All the mindfulness of impermanence +Doesn't take the sting away +And change is good +But it comes so quick +And you rebuild things brick by brick +But the sun beats down and you're sure that you +Just want things to stay +The way they were +My hair grows quick +My beard grows quicker +My widows peak gets higher +I don't have time +And when I do +I just want to play video games +In the morning I wake up +And I look at my phone +I know I shouldn't do it +But I just can't resist +What if something big happened while I was sleeping? +What kind of crazy and exciting things have I missed? +Caught between the place where I'm supposed to be +And wherever it is I'm going +Carry the rock straight up the hill +Then carry it up again +This is the line that I'm toeing +I try really really hard +To tell the truth +But then I end up lying to myself +It's a theory I have +And I'm seeking out proof +Picking flowers and gathering stones +There's a study just published +That nostalgia is good for you +That it can make you less bored +less stressed and less lonely +If that's true then I'm probably +Doing all right +Cause last week is the good 'ol days to me" +What did you do when you had a home,"Did you throw a party +You can have everything you want +What did you do when you could fly +Did you land gently +What did you do when you in the light +Did you show up empty +What did you do at the end +Did you call out softly" +Pizza you're my favorite food like turtles in the sewer,"I could eat you everyday for breakfast lunch and dinner +You promise me eternity with your perfect circle +I'll never touch you with a fork, I'll always use my fingers +Pizza you’re my favorite food, there is no competition +Wood fired at the restaurant or the oven in my kitchen +Any toppings that you like just give it to me greasy +Cowabunga all my dudes we’re surfing on the cheesy" +Somebody want to pay me,"As much as my house cost +For this piece of art +That I really love +As much as I could use +300 thousand dollar +The truth is that +I can’t let it go +I still remember +The day I minted +I was so excited +First on chain artwork +That’s what I think of +When I look at it +So tell me tell me +What is that worth" +I’m falling and I don’t know,"Where I’m gonna land +Images and sounds +That I don’t quite understand +I wake up and suddenly +bright shining light +I don’t have to go to sleep +For the rest of the night +Right now somewhere +3 people have died +And 5 more people +Are just coming alive +People having sex +And getting divorced +Constantly everywhere +Time takes it’s course +No one will save you +No one can build you +better boat for sailing +gauaruntee to not failing +So pick yourself up and +Shake yourself loose +Sometimes your the engine +Other times the caboose +The trick is to know +Which one you’re doing now +Someday i confident +You’ll know what I’m talking about" +Hey folks I'm,"addressing you here It's +me your pal Jonathan +I'm here at the beginning of my video +Normally these days if I do if I +talk to you directly I put it at +the end But +this time I really want you to hear +me And +I really want to make sure that all +of you who are going to watch me +are hearing this So +please listen I'm +about to do my song but first I +want to talk to you Those +of you who've been around for a while +may remember that back in like 2017 2018 +I was working on a digital collectible project +where you'd be able to collect my songs +as what are now known as N +F Ts +You may have heard this phrase this acronym +flying around N +F Ts +are the thing that I was talking about +way back then You +may remember it now They're +everywhere They've +suddenly exploded and the tools finally exist for +me to do it easily without having to +code anything Which +is why on March +15th at 300pm Eastern +I will be releasing the first 365 songs +of song a day as one of one +N F +Ts They're +each going to be a unique digital collectible +To revisit the idea of what an N +F T +is the basic idea is that it's a +blockchain thing that allows for digital assets to +become scarce That's +been the way that I've +described it up until now But +really the real thing is it's not the +asset itself that becomes scarce For +instance my one of one songs it's not +the song itself that's scarce it's the ownership +of the song that is scarce That's +what's tracked on the blockchain and that's what +is valuable So +you're at somewhere sort of like owning the +receipt It's +like I have this receipt that says that +I own this song And +then what you can do with that receipt +is you can feel good about it You +can feel like oh this is my favorite +song of Jonathan's +from Year +one and now I own it Or +you could sell it You +could buy it for a certain amount of +money you can sell it for more money +If you can that's a whole thing So +March 15 3pm Eastern +There's three things that I want you to +do You're +only ever supposed to ask your audience to +do one thing at a time But +I'm gonna ask you to do way more +than that Cause +I really want you all involved If +you wanna be involved in this project then +here's what I really want you to do +The number one thing is please join the +group Chat +Discord group that I have going I will +put a link to all of this in +the description So +join the Discord +Hop into the conversation if you can use +your same screen name as you are here +on You +Tube and that way I'll +know who and I'll +be able to say hello directly So +join the Discord +It's in the description Number +two you're going to sign up for something +called If +you want one of these songs One +of these One +of one N +F T +song a day songs You're +going to sign up for Metamask +I'll put a link to that in the +Description It's +number two Meta +Mask Number +three read the little web page that I've +made all about this project Like +what is it What +What does this song a Day +N F +T thing entail So +do those three things Discord +Metamask Read +the thing And +I'm looking at my watch to make sure +that I'm +still recording And +I am recording If +you ever see me look at my watch +now that's what I'm +doing I'm +like am I recording Okay +so do those things I'm +really excited I hope you will be involved +Shoot me a message if you have any +questions I love you all I love you +all for being here for watching me and +let's do a song now Okay +We're going to improvise our song today I +think it might be a little attitude That's +okay The +infinite monkeys are at it again When +will they stop now I don't know when +the infinite monkey have you on their mind +and they're going to beat you all the +time with their monkey arms Oh +yeah with their monkey heads The +infinite monkeys are writing a book Is +it better than Shakespeare +I'm not sure Let's +look They're +writing letters to their friends and I'm +not sure but I think at the end +they'll put some monkey wit That's +what I said Some +monkey laughter and some monkey hiss O +yeah Oh +oh oh oh Monkey +monkey monkey monkey monkey monkey monkey monkey monkey +Infinite monkeys all of the time from here +to cloud nine Infinite +monkeys in infinite space Don't +let those monkeys go to waste you You +gotta save the infinite monkeys to save the +infinite monkeys Yeah +save the infinite monkeys Save +the infinite monkey kind Save +the infinite inf The +infinite monkeys are getting that look like they're +about to throw the book but no instead +they're throwing their poop What +do you expect infinite monkeys to do except +throw throw throw their poop at you Throw +throw throw their poop at you Gotta +save the infinite monkeys Yeah +say save the infinite monkeys Yeah +save the infinite monkeys Gotta +say the infinite O +monkeys Say +the infinite O +monkeys Don't +stop thinking about those monkey Okay +that's the end Are +we still recording We +are Very +good You +have your instructions You +know what to do I believe in you +I hope you will click I hope you +will do the things and think about what +your favorite song from year one is Click +through some songs from year one if you're +able I'll +put the There'll +be lots of stuff in the description Go +look at the description Okay +Love you guys I think I've +said everything Bye" +I had a dream,"About you and me +Drifting in space +Back to from where we came +Energy is matter +And when your soul is shattered +million pieces fly +Straight up into the sky +If only you could know +There’s nothing to worry about +Strange rock formations +We found on our vacation +We made them our own +We’re never going home +I’ve got this nervous +Tick it’s got a purpose +To ward off all the demons +Who obscure the meanings +If only I could know +There’s nothing to worry abou +Take me apart +Lungs bones and heart +Put me in a pile +Then dance around a while +When the evening wanes +Light it all aflame +And watch the ashes start +To drift beyond the dark" +The fascists are on the march,"They want to stomp your heart +Kill anyone that don’t look like them +Or lock you up in a dark dungeon +When they come to your town +Make your grandparents proud +And some day you will be known +Like Miss Pavlichenko" +Papa,"Daddy +Father +No one else even compares +Father’s Day is when we show how we care +With Groupon +Groupon +Go-karts +Boating +Rafting +Bowling +Sky dive +Wine taste +Haircuts +Segues +Paintball +Rent a bike +Play golf +Rock climb +Oil change +Car wash +Fitness deals +Massage +Sporting events +Comedy clubs +Custom clothes for the dad you love +Restaurants and museums +With Groupon +Groupon +By the by +If you are traveling +Be sure to check the Groupons in advance +For that city +It’s Groupon +It’s Groupon" +I don't want no Christmas,"lights Don't +want no applesauce I don't want no Jesus +Christ don't want no Santa +Claus You +know what would be nice Forget +me drinking oven Let's +sing the carol Applause +Sun doesn't come out and the moon looks +mad like it'll stamp you up in her +jaws that's when the only thing out of +your mouth should be a Christmas +carol Applause" +ON the school bus,"We look out the window +Everyday +The same houses +The same dirt road +It never change +Rock rock rock rock +when stone wall goes by +Is what we say +Tree tree, grass grass grass +We entertain ourselves this way +Every day could be momentous +Earth shattering and stupendous +Telephone pole, telephone pole +Hello we see the telephone +Grave grave grave +By the graveyard +Dead and gone +I think we were a little bit older +Maybe 6 or 7 +Hold your breath +Until you see +white house with the devil" +but i'm excited about the ipad 2,"cause it's gonna be really cool +with cameras that number 2 +and an a5 chip to boot +with speakers that are improved" +Get your UK,"in tune Make +a lot of money get your UK +in tune or it won't be funny Bang +your pots and pans if you want some +rhythm Just +watch out how you gonna hit em well +1 2 3 I've +got another idea 4 5 6 It's +not made out of fear get your you +can tune and grab a wrench we're gonna +build gonna build an everything bench we're gonna +sit down and write the tune that'll send +us all up to the moon we're gonna +get a gun 6 7 8 oh that +doesn't line up straight get your uke in +tune get your uke in tune get your +uke in tune get your uke in tune +get your uke in tune and lay the +tile and then you're gonna sing for a +While get your UK +in tune it's 8 19 what does that +mean What +does that mean 8 19 it's just a +random time Time +isn't real no matter how get you can +tune" +People in London look different to me,"Like they’re from a different country +If I didn’t know that they were +I’m not sure that it would occur to me +I feel really cool when I’m taking the tube +Is that how you say it, I’m not down with the lingo +James said my bumbag made me look American +American +Made me look American +James said my bumbag made me look American +I said it’s a fanny pack +People in London are very friendly +Even when I think they’ll be mean +Like the tough looking guy at the train station +Was amazing helping me with directions +I feel really cool when I’m taking the tube +I’m an adult, I know how to do stuff +James said my bumbag made me look American +American +Made me look American +James said my bumbag made me look American +I said it’s a fanny pack +Do Germans look German +Do the French look French +Do Canadians look Canadian +Inside of each of us, a beating heart +All our rhythms are the same circadian +I feel really cool when I’m taking the tube +In another country, like I know what I’m doing +James said my bumbag made me look American +American +Made me look American +James said my bumbag made me look American +I said it’s a fanny pack" +Take a listen to years gone by,"You were younger then by a country mile +Would you do it again or differently +Time is a river rushing lazily +Nine hundred +Stack em together to the moon +Nine hundred +The future comes too soon +Take a listen to who you were +Time is not a barrier +Smell again what you cooked up +Was it too much or just enough +Stack em together way up high +Now sing this lullaby" +I wanna go to the fourth dimension,"I wanna go to the fourth dimension right now +But +I'm stuck in the third dimension +I'm stuck and +I do not know how +I don't know how to get to the 4th dimension +Can you +I want to go to the 4th dimension +I want to go to the fourth dimension today +I'm stuck in the third dimension +Nothing or nothing or nothing could take me away +What is over there +What is over there +What is over there +And what's going on in the fourth +I wanna go to the fourth dimension +I wanna be in the fourth dimension +Woohoo +I'm stuck in the third dimension +So is everybody that you know so are you +We are in the third +We are in the third +We are in +T +H +E third +We are in +T +H +E third dimension the third +The 33rd third dimension +I'm stuck in the third dimension +I'm stuck in +T +H +E third dimension +Full know that +I want to go to the fourth dimension +I want to go out +Why go so bad +Oh bye" +It builds you up ‘til it tear you apart,"No one will ever know just what’s in your heart +‘Til you show them x2 +Know them +Show them +Apart on Valentine’s Day +It doesn’t matter anyway +Cause I’m here and you’re there +And it happens everywhere +Why is love hard? +It builds you up ‘til it tears you apart +No one will ever know what’s in your heart" +Hey papa,"Yeah Jupiter +I’m making more levels for Ryukhar +He’s my favorite channel +I watch him every day +Oh awesome, let me see how to submit them +I guess you use this hashtag on twitter +But there’s a lot of submissions +Got to get his attention somehow +When there’s no good choices left +You’ve got to cheese it +Stay focused and keep your wits +You’ve got to cheese it +I think we should write him a song +Well there are other ways to get his attention +OK like what +Well if we knew his phone number we could call him +That’s true +If we knew where he lived we could go visit him +That’s also true +Or he could come over and we could turn off the light +Wait why are we turning out the light? +To get his attention +Got it" +My Own,"Personal Spring +-Like a meandering stream we drift off to +the marsh behind my childhood home, with lots +of sleepy sidebars. There’s +a misty fern gully feeling In +the air tonight I’m +safe in my tree fort hideaway And +I’m feeling all right I don’t need wings +to fly I do it all the time +I’m swinging on the breeze and I Got +so many trees to climb So +many trees to climb In +my own personal spring I’m +flying all the time I don’t need no +wings I got bandaids on my knees And +feelings I can’t grok I’m +swinging on the breeze Land +on my feet right on the rocks This +half of the lawn was marshland Many +years ago Til +my dad came in with a backhoe And +dug a very big hole I’m +know there’s something in the woods You +can’t convince me otherwise There’s +water sloshing in my boots So +many trees I want to climb So +many trees to climb In +my own personal spring I’m +flying all the time I don’t need no +wings I got bandaids on my knees And +feelings I can’t grok I’m +swinging on the breeze Land +on my feet right on the rocks" +I met the devil,"He wasn’t so bad +He asked me why +Everyone was so mad +At him +I strapped myself +In a solid jet pack +Took off for the moon +Had a heart attack +Of love +And sometimes +I go crazy +With emotion +It’s amazing +But I always come down +And I’m tired as a clown +In summer +Booked a flight to the sun +And I don’t want to take anyone +With me +I had a dream I could stop time +What’s mine is yours and yours is mine +Right here +I don’t know what my great great +Great grandpa was like it takes +a toll +We can’t remember back that far +but if we could we’d leave time ajar +and bugs would get in" +Creampuff casper milk,"Toast custard spider silk +Hanging by a green thread +Hanging by a mean thread +No more downs the bait +No more downs the bait +No more downs the bait +No more downs the bait" +to defy the law of gravity,"the punishment is fame on the internet +which is to say a step up from obscurity +you join the ranks of many famous cats +some well known and others nameless pawns +garfield and keyboard and maru jumps in boxes +you're big today but can you make it last +standing cat don't eat my rat +he is my friend and i'm quite fond +will you play GTA next or are you content +to stand there staring into the beyond" +"I dream about this attic, oh From","dusk until dawn In +the dark in there It +seems to go on and on and on +My dad would always yell at me 'Cause +I'd hop the railing And +walk on the roof over there I thought +it was the coolest These +windows are a danger To +a child who is three But +also our computer was right here It +was an Apple +2e This +was the den where I played that Nintendo +Then it became my room When +I was a teenager Many +memories within a single song I could go +on and on and on and on and +on Passover, +Thanksgiving, handle birthdays That +time I got stung by W, +that really hurt me Laying +down with Henry, +giving him lots of hugs And +right here on the mantle, it would get +all kinds of junk Arguing +with my brother As +we wandered to and fro 'Til my mom +had enough She +took away the Nintendo +Taking a shower here My +dad would yell at me 'Cause every time +I did I'd +forget to use the sweet Too +many memories fit in a single song I +could go on and on and on and +on and on This +was a group room where they did therapy +I have a babysitter watching me Making +lies, cookies, and making sushi too Sitting +on the countertop, meditating Closing +all the doors And +I'd throw that bouncy ball And +my mom would do the laundry All +the loose change, I could keep it all +I always wanted monkeys Be +swinging on these bars Put +a fire in the fireplace And +play the guitar Too +many memories fit in a single song I +could go on and on and on and +on and on Too +many memories fit in a single song I +could go on and on and on and +on and on I hang out here in +the morning Whenever +it would snow 'Cause we'd hear all the +school closings Coming +on my parents' radio This +was my parents' room And +right here was a love seat So +when I felt sick at night I could +come in here and sleep This +was my brother's room He +was me, even a surly bro But +right in that closet there Is +where I found my firstborn no Making +a bath with He-Man +and his whole team Skeletor +lived down the drain, he was so mean +Too many memories put in a single song +I could hope on and on and on +and on and on Too +many memories written in a single song I +could go on and on and on and +on and on This +was my room when I was little Shag +carpeting in a bunk bed I was constantly +rearranging it Oh, +I don't know what was in my head +My dad, Dad, +he loved a sauna And +he thought, ""I can't go without"" And +so for some reason He +built one right here in his house Coming +downstairs for Christmas +Even though we're juice But +don't you know we did not do We're +falling across equipment And +to make small love Oh, +this single house full of so much love +Too many memories been a single song I +could go on and on and on and +on and on Oh, +too many memories be Then +sing a song I could go on and +on and on On +and on and on I could go on +and on and on and on and on +I could go on and on and on +and on and on I could go on +and on and on On +and on and on" +8 billion universes inside 8 billion minds,"8 billion stories unfold an instant at a time +8 billion souls feeling lonesome and untouched +8 billion people just looking to be loved +8 billion ways in which the entropy has failed +8 billion recipes and the chaos that entails +8 billion pockets of resistance and regret +8 billon people who have never met +8 billion points of light that will all go out +8 billion struggle haphazardly and full of doubt +8 billion grains of consciousness upon the wind +8 billion people just looking for a friend" +On the head,"Of a pin +Come what may +The sky spins +Left among +The stars at night +The trees dance +With fireflies +I’m made of water +I see what comes after +Love the one +That you’re with +Know what your limit is +Dancing on the sand dunes +Eating grapes and macaroons +I’m made of water +I see what comes after +Cross the river +In a raft +See the sign +On the path +Pointing you +Where you need +To be exactly where you need to be" +I can feel the walls closing in Like,"a sickness Like +a sickness on my back Any +day now any day now it's gonna glim +and I don't know I don't know I +will deal with the attack Deal +with the attack I'm +just a man yeah Susceptible +to all manner of attack now you know +that snowball and I do my best I +do my bur I can feel the war +closing in and before I end then I'll +have to begin where do you go when +you can't escape your body Now +you try to chop it up you chop +it up with some variety but oh oh +oh oh and O +yeah so I think maybe what I will +do I think you're all You +know the sentiment that many of you put +forward that part of the charm of Song +A Day +is that it's just all out there That's +always been true and that's always been a +part of it for me I think Ryan +you said that you know you sort of +hit on the sort of cost benefit thing +that I've +been weighing which is like surely as you +put it like the growth of the channel +would be helped by only the produced songs +being available but what would that cost in +terms of sort of harming the project overall +And I guess the question then becomes really +like what is the growth of the channel +really worth to me Which +you know I don't know if I'm +being honest Like +it would be nice to have more views +on these songs but it's just not something +that I have ever prioritized and I don't +know why I would start now but it +is something that I think about periodically And +it's just It +just sort of It +always sort of comes up over time and +sort of has from the beginning from 12 +years ago given everybody's feedback I think what +I will do is make way to support +the channel directly on You +Tube but I will make it a more +amount of money Maybe +I'll have two tiers I'll +have like the really cheap tier 99 cents +and then like a stupidly expensive tier and +they both get you the same thing Like +neither of them get you anything fancy I +don't really know what What +to offer This +is the same problem I have with Patreon +which is I don't really want to offer +anything else other than Song +a Day +Like I don't really have any other Anything +more to give as it were Those +of you who've been around may remember when +I tried to do like weekly live things +Which I just know I like knowing myself +I just know that's not realistic so that's +not gonna happen There +is like an option now for like a +live chat Like +maybe I can like commit to doing some +kind of live chat thing but then I +wouldn't If +I'm doing a live chat like I wouldn't +want to exclude anyone who can't afford that +anyway Like +there's I can't think of anything I would +want to do where I like want to +exclude people based on money Like +that just doesn't seem smart So +I think what I'll +probably do is just make two tiers and +just like you're not gonna get anything at +either tier And +it's more of just like my wife is +laughing at me But +I think you guys get it It's +like I'm +not gonna I'm +not gonna make anything extra that people can +pay more money to get I don't think +that's I don't think that's ever been I +don't think I've +ever been particularly comfortable with that So +I'm gonna do two tiers like 099 and +49 a month and you can pay either +of those And +what you get is nothing You +get to just have a warm feeling in +your heart that you're helping support Song +A Day +Okay I think that's what I'm +gonna do You +guys brought up good points and I agree +with you and I appreciate the feedback and +appreciate that you appreciate Song +a Day +and that that means more to The +fact that you guys appreciate Song +a Day +means more to me than growing the channel +in some kind of way where there would +be people who like wouldn't necessarily get Song +a Day +in the same way It's +nice that the people that stick around get +it Okay +That's what I've +decided See +you tomorrow" +Springtime’s gone and the summer’s begun And,"I was a teenage dream, and I was +the gasoline And +I was made of spring and the springtime +all returned Boys +wear shorts, girls wear tanktops Somebody’s +out there taking pot shots At +the Target +sign, what did it ever do to them +Stone fruit and tequila lime, I’m +letting go of what I think is mine +Summer leaves destruction disguised as love Or +as something simple like a loaf of bread +Burning down the house with the barbeque With +the barbeque, summer was only one for exercise +In the summer sun, you can close your +eyes And +imagine that you’re some place new Or +old, depending Boys +wear shorts, girls wear tanktops Somebody’s +out there taking pot shots At +the Target +sign, what did it ever do to them +Stone fruit and tequila lime, I’m +letting go of what I think is mine +Memorial Day, +twenty-one-one Springtime’s +fallen and the summer’s risen I pulled on +a piece of string and I got what +the Sun +God brings but I was made of spring +and the springtime all returned" +It’s easy,"It’s more than easy +It’s necessary +To forget that we’re all gonna die +Someday +At the same time +I try to keep it in my mind +And each moment becomes important +In a way that it wasn’t +Before +We’re only here +For a short sunday stroll +Before we go back +To wherever we were before +I don’t know where I’m going +And I don’t know where you’ve been +But we’re here now together +And we’ll never be here again +It’s easy +It’s more than easy +It’s everyday +I check these notifications like they +mean +Something +Like they mean anything +Like the time I have alive +Isn’t drip, drip dripping down +And away +We’re only here +For a short sunday stroll +Before we go back +To wherever we were before +I don’t know where I’m going +And I don’t know where you’ve been +But we’re here now together +And we’ll never be here again +It’s easy +It’s more than easy" +Combustion in the vacuum,"They wanted to bomb the moon +They wanted to make it go boom +They wanted to bomb the moon +Bomb the moon +Bomb the moon +Bomb the moon +Atomic bomb in the cold war +Stpudnik in the sky +Star Wars Space FIght +Bomb the Moon sky high +We are fearful creatures +With no taste for unknown +Give us weapons and we'll use them +History has shown" +Trouble Trouble,"lies ahead Is +ahead Loneliness +Loneliness Is +behind you Is +behind you what kind of trouble It's +classified what can I do Do +your best Will +we survive It's +up to you how do you know I +just do I don't want a second guess +as long as we stay we'll be fine +Whatever cosmic mess Our +music will make it shine Solo +in yeah" +Something strange is going on,"In Manhattan +The pigs are on the loose +The Empire State building +Has got a cult going on +And they won’t let you refuse +Daleks In Manhattan +And the danger is high +Escaping won’t be easy +But the doctor will try +My great grandmother came +On a ship not a plane passing liberty isle +She sold hats from a cart +She had a strong heart +But she never smiled" +There was a baby born in England,"Just like 370,000 babies worldwide +My brother was born in Florida +39 years ago exactly today +There was a baby born in England +And he's third in line for the throne +And he'll grow up in public +And he'll grow up all alone +There was a baby born in England +And I can't day as I care +370,000 babies born everywhere +There was a baby born in England +May he crawl and may he play +155,000 people die everyday +There was a baby born in England +They haven't picked a name +His blood is made of royal blue +But he's human just the same +There was a baby born in England +Maybe he'll cure cancer +Maybe he'll be an architect +Maybe he'll be a dancer" +There’s a man whose job it is to,"save all of our lives But +he’s pulled this way and that way And +his soul just up and dies Stimulus, +you were just barely getting started Stimulus +x4 If +there’s one thing stimulus knows what to do +is stimulate Just +ask any of his wives They’re +all quite satisfied The +other thing is tax cut and job create +But his soul is getting left behind By +people that are trying to warp his mind +Stimulus, stimulus, please stimulate Stimulus, +stimulate" +Do you have any ideas No,"you don't Are +you gonna get a cheer up No +you won't Do +you want to take a nap Yes +Yeah do Are +you gonna flap your wings Yeah +that's just like you Are +you gonna Are +you going to make it up Are +you going to make a mistake that seem +makeup Are +you going to love you going to world +make it all about you today Are +you going to feel sorry You +promise I take it Are +you going to leave it on the spot +Are you going to feel stupid Yeah" +Going to make the song together so just,"start writing words Sometimes +I can't find my hat I'm +confused and I love my cat Sunday +brunch keeps me sane can't wait till I'm +a whale Forever +on the blockchain Warm +sun on my face Moon +cats on the moon Dressy +king employment feeling so the perfect sandwich does +exist I have to pee but I don't +wanna miss this we don't deserve dogs where +my stimulus at Sometimes +I can't find my hats My +moon cats are getting chubby My +girlfriend won't let me get a real kitty +we're all a small in the grand scheme +we're making history Digital +Exquis corpse waking up at Noon +NFTs and GameStop +crap did I miss a song Is +this a job Happy +wife happy life and it's sunny outside Random +Spanish word wanna be Legender +I Warm +sun on my face Moon +cats on the moon Just +see king employment feeling so good Warm +sun my face on the moon Just +see king employment feeling so dirty" +Ultrasound your money,"You gotta deflate it +We saved it +We played it +Rearranged it +We made it, honey" +Let go of after,"And before too +It’s Joie De Vivre +Vodka, sex and spicy food +It’s all about resilience +You gotta stay in the raft +Grab the rhythm from the cloud +And don’t forget to laugh +Hee hee hee, ha ha ha +Yo ho ho, ya ya ya +Some people’ve got their ducks in a row +But they’re not happ ay +Some people can’t even find their ducks +And they’re happy anyway +We all held our arms out +It was burning intensely +I kinda got mad at Dave +But I guess that’s on me +The rhythm is not complex +When you hear it just alone +But you put everyone together +It’s one big beautiful song +Mallory wanted to just stay home +Cuddle up and watch TV +But she trekked down to the pool +And joy came back to Mallory +She was moving forward +On her own power once more +She swam through her fear +Straight into the gold +We don’t see them coming +Those moments hit us hard +It’s how we react to them +That define who we are +Let’s not +Try to beat the traffic +And let’s not text and drive +We are missing +Important moments in our lives +Always bring your full hug +And bring your whole high five +Next time you’re in a meeting +Just do a conga line" +To be together,"Disappointment +Leave the channel open +Go with the flow +Sore ass +Dicks and tits +Jam like Jobs +Good soup +Trust your ears +You’re the author +Get up stand up +Music is a weapon +Don’t be afraid +10% success rate +This chandelier will drop +Old friends +Got it from God +The 18th minute +Plasmatic +NFTs +Sustainable industry" +Oh can you play rock and roll,"With a broken guitar +If it comes from your soul +If it comes from your heart +Can you be meaningful +Without meaning to +Can you play rock and roll +From inside of you +I took this guitar +To Jerusalem +By plane train and car +I played the blues and then +I went to summer camp +In southern Vermont +This guitar in my hands +I got exactly what I want +That was 23 years ago +And she’s older still +I’m the last to know +When there’s time to kill +But every now and then +I feel moved +She’s an old friend +With nothing left to prove" +Baby proofing,"So he don’t get electrocuted +Baby proofing +I’m 41 years old +This is what I’m doing +I’m not an electrician +I watched some YouTube +The white wire and the black wire +It’s pretty easy to do +This house is so old +None of these have a ground +So I got these child proof GFCI +Outlets now" +Mercury,"Venus +Earth +Asteroid belt +Jupiter +Saturn +Gian +Neptune +Planet +Pluto is a dwarf planet +Pluto is a dwarf planet +Pluto is a dwarf planet +Pluto is a dwarf planet +What's the next one +You didn't plan it +Also the planet cruise like this +Like +Pluto +It's just like +Pluto +Yeah it's there with the dark dot +Oh the other dwarf planets +Yeah there's lots of other dwarf planets +June the end +It" +"I'm not in your field, I'm","not your friend, and I'm +not very nice, but my masculinity means the +world has conditioned me to think that everybody +wants to hear what I have to say. +Greetings, sir, I guess it's nice to meet +you, but I don't really want to do +too much more than greet you. From +your stance, I'm +guessing that if I ask you a question, +you'll start talking down to me in a +very frustrating way. Man +is waiting, man is waiting. We +have differing opinions, so you're obviously wrong, but +if I keep talking long enough, I just +know that you've come along. My +empathy is low, and I don't think much +of chicks, but I can talk for hours +about the things that you need to fix. +You are a giant asshole, but you deserve +a reward for being able to ignore when +someone's obviously bored. Women +are raised to be friendly, men are raised +to be aggressive, but when you do that +condescension thing, it really isn't that impressive. Man +is waiting, man is waiting. You +see, you're a performer, well that's not my +occupation, but I'm +a man and I know better, so I've +got lots of recommendations. I'll +drone and I will ramble until your eyes +start to twitch, if you don't shut up +and listen to me, well then you're just +a bitch. Yes, +man explains a buzzword, but it's also true, +and there are assholes of all genders, but +that doesn't excuse you. Before +you get defensive, why don't you take a +sec, think whether how you're gonna speak to +me shows any respect. Man +explains a buzzword, but it's also true, and +there are assholes of all genders, but it's +also true, and there are assholes of all +genders. Everybody +has the right to say what they wanna +say, but if you're gonna mansplain, then I'm +gonna go away. Everybody +has the right to say what they wanna +say, but if you're gonna mansplain, then I'm +gonna go away." +many many many many many times I'm,"so full of so many I'm +listen I'm +that and I'm +a man I think therefore I'm +I am I'm +a songwriter I'm +a song song song I'm +a fast train moving right right along many +many many many many many times I'm +I am and I'm +I'm I apostrophe M +I apostrophe M +M M +I apostrophe M +I apostrophe M +M M +never never never never never been anything other +than what I am if I could have +might but it turns out I can't I +apostrophe M +M M +take a walk take a hike take a +bath I'm +really really really bad at math this song +isn't really really very good this ukulele is +made out of wood I apostrophe M +I apostrophe M +M M +M I apostrophe M +I apostrophe M +M M" +I took all of my problems and sat,"them down in the yard I said why +do you all have to be so hard +My anxiety looked at me I said oh +no it's really Cause +we're all just part of you after all +Talking all about my problems All +my problems So +many so many so many problems So +many problems I sent you my problems How +do you compare with that person's problems Yeah +that person standing right over there For +that matter what about someone living in another +country And +my problem says I don't know what those +other people's problems got to do with me +O that's my problems No +I'm talking about my problems J" +Mosque Even,"the word sounds funny in my mouth Oh +God This +is my country they should all get out +And I hate and fear anything that's different +If they want to build a mosque they +should do it in Iran +Muslims killed Americans +I don't care what you say I mean +just look at them they're clearly all the +same And +the hate builds up And +Glenn Beck +cries Ann +Coulter rants and raves And +O’Reilly screams You're +never gonna reason with these folks They +think that Obama +was born in Kenya +You're never gonna reason with these folks They +think Sarah +Palin would make a great president You +ain't never gonna reason with them Immigrants +Arizona knows how to handle 'em Build +a fence And +if their child's born here they aren’t a +citizen I don't care that we're all immigrants +anyway What +happened in the past doesn't matter day to +day They +are different from me and they don't speak +my language I'm +better than them because I am American +And the hate builds up And +Glenn Beck +cries Ann +Coulter rants and raves And +O’Reilly screams Ain’t +never gonna reason with these folks They +think that Obama +was born in Kenya +Ain’t never gonna reason with these folks They +think Sarah +Palin would make a great president You +ain't never gonna reason with them Feds +What has the government ever done for me? +Taxes Let's +abolish them completely Let's +privatize police and fire and ambulance Because +I trust corporations but I don't trust the +government And +the FCC +shouldn't regulate internet But +Google and Verizon +should be free to do what they want +And the hate builds up And +Glenn Beck +cries Ann +Coulter rants and raves And +O’Reilly screams You're +never gonna reason with these folks They +think that Obama +was born in Kenya +Ain’t never gonna reason with these folks They +think Sarah +Palin would make a great president Ain't +never gonna reason with them Never +gonna reason Never +gonna reason Never +gonna reason With +these folks Never +gonna reason Never +gonna reason Never +gonna reason With +these folks" +Obama is so good for the environment Obama!!!,"He’s missing it entirely on the economy! Why +isn’t he prosecuting the Bush +torture war crimes?! Oh +god! I don’t understand! Obama, +he takes the long view He’s +a very astute public servant and he knows +just what he’s doing No!!! +He’s just another politician Whatever +happened to a team of rivals, for god’s +sake?! Oh +I hate that term, ‘team of rivals’! But +why Geitner?! +Why Larry +Summers?! Obama, +why?! Obama +closed Guantanimo +And he started to return our moral standing +on the stage of the world The +Anti-Counterfeiting Trade +Agreement?! Whatever +happened to transparency?! What +about warrantless wiretapping?! Why +are telecommunications giants getting impunity?! I don’t get +it!!! Obama, +why?! Obama +does good Obama +does bad Just +like any other man But +boy is he better than the last one +we had We +can all agree with that Yes +we can" +Can you hear my stuffed up face,"Singing to you tonight +My snot has not kept up the pace +With the rest of my body’s fight +I gotta get more sleep +I gotta take more care +To get this snot going +Everywhere +Can you hear my stuffed up face +Singing to you tonight" +"You're a giraffe with a long, long neck","And you're reaching the pie for the juiciest leaf +On the tastiest tree in all the territory +That you own, that you own +Reaching the pie, high and high +Spell that you see deep and it fills it with desires +So reach it on out, reach it on out +Now come to me" +In the day in the dark I remain,"misunderstood I don’t know who think that I +are but it’s nothing good I can try +but they won’t but they just can’t see +what I am I’m +not a monster, I’m +not a monster I’m +not a monster Every +town every time every season is the same +IN the cars and the boats and the +trains and they fear my name Oh +just be yourself but that’s who I am +I’m not a monster, I’m +not a monster I would dance with the +devil in the nude when the thunder knocks +If it meant that I could let go +no longer walk I can try but they +won’t but they just can’t see what I +am I’m +not a monster, I’m +not a monster r" +The house burned down Two,"doors down And +they're tearing it apart it's so loud the +sound I can't hear myself even f I +gotta write my song don't they know I +gotta write my song don't they know it +won't be very long Good +night Gotta +write it down the house burned down a +few weeks ago and now they're tearing it +apart Thank +goodness And +nobody died But +I still am sad for all the people +that live there They +had to move They +lost all their stuff And +now they stop doing their work And +then they turn it on all back again" +I went to school today but I didn’t,"learn a damn thing I went to the +supermarket but they didn’t have any food I +went to see the man in charge, all +I got was a bad attitude It’s +not hard to see how things couldn’t get +much worse, couldn’t get much worse Get +up off of your ass and just do +something, just do something Get +up off of your ass and just do +something I went to the ocean today but +the whole damn thing has gone dry I +went to the park today but I couldn’t +find any trees And +then I went to the zoo today but +all the animals had died They +got sick of living cages so they all +committed suicide It’s +not hard to see how things couldn’t get +much worse, couldn’t get much worse Get +up off of your ass and just do +something, just do something Get +up off of your ass and just do +something Get +up off of your ass and just do +something, just do something x2 Something, +something, anything x3 Something +Get up off of your ass" +It was understood that you would leave me alone,"As long as I did my part you wouldn’t interfere +But here we are whistling the same tired tunes +I got another idea +Why don’t you get out of here +Cause I can do this on my own +Don’t need your participation +As the world around you’s grown +You will notice my lack of patience +Maybe at one time you had it all +Wrapped round your little finger +But now your just +bitter ghost +And all you’ve got is anger +Step away from the TV +Let me hear you say that you understand +On and on around we go forever like this +I don’t need a hand +You’re not part of the plan +Cause I can do this on my own +Don’t need your participation +As the world around you’s grown +You will notice my lack of patience +Maybe at one time you had it all +Wrapped round your little finger +But now your just +bitter ghost +And all you’ve got is anger +No more colliding +No more free riding +I got nothing to hide and +I’m good with that +So if you see me +Keep your pace steady +Or it’ll get breezy +In seconds flat" +It's so hot in this room I should,"open up the window it's so hot in +this room Just +wanna lay down with a pillow uh um +uh uh Ooh +ooh um um uh oh you're such a +high mama I wanna lay down such a +high mama let's get down to the music +too oh oh oh oh oh oh oh +Tell me what do you mean what do +you see in the mirror Looking +back at me Looking +back at me it's so hot in this +room Gotta +put it down on the floor now it's +so hot in this room I don't think +I take any more now Ooh +ooh uh oh don't oh but don't go +Such a high mama get on with it +let's go get your hot mama Gotta +do it like this oh oh oh oh +Tomorrow sucks to live under capitalism it sucks +to live under capitalism Life" +It seemed like a normal day,"It seemed like a normal night +Until I head my bed say +I’m gonna take a bite +And then my bed ate me +My bed ate me +Filet, purred, straight masticate +And then my bed ate me +My bed ate me +And I went to the bed aviary +Beds were flying around +Throwing pillows like bombs +The covers all rising up +Mattresses like tongues +I was lost in a river of sheets +I could barely catch my breath +I said what are you doing to me +They said we’re eating you to death +And then my bed ate me +My bed ate me +Filet, purred, straight masticate +And then my bed ate me +My bed ate me +And I went to the bed cemetery" +Don’t squish the rolls that I got from the store,"They’re in the reusable Trader Joe’s bag +Carry them carefully in from the car +Don’t squish them, don’t squish them, don’t squishy squishy squish them +Don’t break the eggs that are in there too +You don’t have to carry every bag at once +I know you don’t like to make more than one trip +Don’t squish them, don’t squish them, don’t squishy squishy squish them +You’re on the zoom with the psychiatrist +I’ve got to meet with our accountant soon +It’s a rainy day in Severna Park +Don’t squish them, don’t squish them, don’t squishy squishy squish them" +push so hard,"on that door that's been closed +for so long you don't know +what's behind that door +what's behind that door, better push it" +Somewhere in the world in the rhythm of,"a heartbeat secret message clear and ringing out +Ba boom ba boom boom boom boom boom +boom boom boom boom boom boom Some +deny it others live by it Me +I do my best to put it into +song Ba +boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom +boom boom boom boom boom If +you close your eyes you might catch it +but if you try too hard you'll never +hear the message going boom ba boom boom +boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom +boom boom boom boom boom boom Just +relax and put down your phone De +electrify all of your defenses and boom boom +boom boom boom boom boom boom boom Somewhere +in the world in the rhythm of a +heartbeat secret message clear and ringing out like +Boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom +boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom +boom boom" +In the Court's view,"the facts and circumstances mentioned above +are sufficient to conclude +that at least some of the rights claimed +by South Africa and for which it is seeking +protection are plausible. +This is the case +with respect to the right +of the Palestinians +in Gaza to be +protected from acts of genocide +and related prohibited acts identified +Sufficient to conclude Gazans have the right +To be protected from acts of genocide +Seeking protection is plausible, we all must comply +Protect Gazans from Israeli acts of genocide +In the Court's view, +at least some of the acts and omissions +alleged by South Africa to +have been committed by Israel +in Gaza appear to be capable +of falling within the provisions +of the convention" +Ludo Literal Bagman Bagman,"Barty Crouch JUNIOR +Barteye +Milf Weasley +Eeee is just a little baby boy +Choo Choo +Is that McGonigals Muuuuusic +Wild +Hands like a longshoreman +Iconic +Incredible moment +No safer place than Hogwarts +What a take +Milking Nagini +Harry and Ginny down by the lake +Heloooooo +Yeahhhhhhh +What a flex +Big Dumbledore energy +Rough couple of chapters for Ron here +Protect Hedwig +Vik The Dik +Dunkfest +The Malfoys all belong in jail +My good friend Tom +I’m going to cry +Producing a full +Tough look for my guy +Minerva McGalleon McGonigal +What a great website +Wide canon +Deep +Woo (relief) +Not canon +Harry never shares his gold" +We are having a baby,"Another baby +Another baby +Sorry about these costumes but we couldn't resist +Cause we're having another baby +Baby baby +Babe +We are having a baby +Another baby another baby +The bun maker is a really weird thing to say +But +I don't care because we're having a baby +May" +I've been waiting for ten minutes Ten,"ten ten ten ten 10 minutes I've +been waiting for ten minutes I've +been waiting Waiting +I mean I know that my time's run +out times run out but I mean I've +been waiting for ten minutes Ten +ten ten ten ten 10 ten minutes We've +let a lot of people go over their +time I mean I know that my time's +run out I've +been waiting for 10 minutes we've let a +lot of people go over their time trying +to get into this conversation about 10 minutes +10 minutes Trying +to get into this conversation about 10 minutes +Unless somebody mentions my name I can't systematic +full time It's +kind of frustrating Frustrating +It's going to frustrate him Frustrate +him But +I've been waiting for 10 minutes We've +let a lot of people go over their +time" +There are things that I have to do,"that I'm +trying to avoid And +I didn't get enough sleep and that makes +me annoyed So +I sit down to write just one stanza +to get this done Today +it feels like work I hope tomorrow It's +fun" +among the banks and so called failed institutions,"sat the wife of the chairman of morgan stanley +and the widow of a morgan stanley president +for reasons known only to un elected ""officials"" +making decisions unencumbered by laws or by conscience +these two wall street wives who are rich beyond measure +were given 220 million of tax payer dollars +Susan Karches and Christy Mack +Are you ever gonna pay us back? +You are rich beyond our wildest dreams +Yet the fed lent you money in our names +It's the greatest heist in history +these two rich women who have more money +Than everyone I know and they're families combined +And her husband who's the chairman of morgan stanely +got 2 trillion for bringing the country to it's knees +could they possibly see that objectively it's wrong?" +but randy's not here,"but bella and carrie and ivory and brad are +so have no fear +randy's photographing +a wedding where they're drinking +they've been drinking since 6 ish +soon their consciousness'll be blinking +And they’ll pass out +They they’ll lay on the floor +They were dancing +Now they’re laying on the floor +and then randy and carrie and bella and julian +will be singing with me so cool i an +And bella and Julian are currently not in school i an +Cuz Bella just graduated +And Julian’s not feeling so well +So I’m at Randy’s house +But Randy’s not here +but bella and carrie and ivory and brad are" +Are you sick of hearing songs from the,"road From +the road I'm +singing when I can when I can in +the homes of my friends and my friends +in the hotels with the pools and the +vending machines behind locked doors and the dry +air making my throat hurt Bars +and restaurants we eat at cars that's moving +also so fast Are +you sick of seeing vids When +I'm tired tired driving driving driving driving But +I get enough sleeping beds in front seat +passenger pillow in a wave to the state +lines Breaking +up time with audiobook time I'm +running towards the future I'm +rolling towards the future now I'm +gunning for the future I'm +nothing for the future now I'm +everything for the future I'm +totally for the future now I'm +able bodied for the future I'm +under study for the future now I'm +booking shows for the future I'm +writing songs for the future now" +Maria Butina is a Russian spy,"Who was embraced by the GOP +She came in through the NRA +And worked to undermine our democracy +Here she is with Scott Walker +And the former NRA prez +With Rick Santorum and Bobby Jindal +And with the NRA’s chief lobbyist +Here she is with Sheriff Clarke +And with Trump at FreedomFest +Where she asked about Russian sanctions +While posing as a member of the press +Maria Putina is a lifetime member +Of the NRA +She’s been arrested as a Russian Spy +What more can I say +Seen here with the current NRA prez +And other NRA folks as well +Seen here with a former NRA prez +Who let her ring the liberty bell +John Botlon spoke at a roundtable +That Maria organized +She was at the 2017 national prayer breakfast +With these guys +Maria Putina is a lifetime member +Of the NRA +She’s been arrested as a Russian Spy +What more can I say" +My first friend,"I met on the first day of preschool +I said hey do you want to be +My best buddy +My first friend +Was sitting by himself +He said yes and for years +We’d tell that story +It’s not like we kept in touch +By high school we’d grown apart +But there’s something about those years +That are like rings around my heart +My first friend +Never could spend the night +I resented his mom but now i’m a parent +I understand +My first friend +We found some bricks in the woods +We imagined we’d build a house +Hand in hand +Once every couple of years +An email would be sent +Little dispatches from across the void +To my first friend +My first friend +I spoke to him last night +For the first time in maybe +16 years +I held it together +For the whole phone call +I hung up though and I couldn’t see +Through all the tears +Distance is an illusion +There’s no such thing as time +But you’ll never be a stranger +And 0 it’s too soon to say good bye" +Can you hear that? It’s,"the sound of a tidal wave And +you may drown in the love of a +million couples that you disdain Hey, +Miss California +Better build that ark before it starts raining +Men loving men and women loving women And +the love is so strong you’ll have a +hard time swimming Against +the Ocean +of Gay +Love Gay +love, your tits One’s +real; they’re not Gay +love, your tits One’s +real; they’re not They’re +not! They’re +not! No, +no, no Hey, +Miss California +I’m singing for ya But +I doubt that you can hear Cuz +your ears are ringing with the right wing +singing Of +a song made of lies and fear Noooooo +ah ohhhhhh You +say you want to save marriage But +that’s not it Noooooo +ah ohhhhhh You +found your calling Now +you found your niche You’ll +sign your book deal You’ll +get rich So +you didn’t win the pageant but you found +your fix As +the spokeswoman against love Love, +love, love, love, love, love Men +loving men and women loving women And +the love is so strong you’ll have a +hard time swimming Men +loving men and women loving women And +the love is so strong I’ll +have an easy time swimming In +the Ocean +of Gay +Love Gay +love, your tits One’s +real; they’re not Gay +love, your tits One’s +real; they’re not They’re +not Your +tits are not real No, +no, no But +gay love is real Yeah, +yeah, yeah ,yeah" +Some days I worry about money And,"how we’re ever gonna have enough Some +days I worry about you dying How +it would fill me up with grief as +much as I am filled with love But +not today No +not today Today +I didn’t think about any of that stuff +As I made waffles and we ate Taking +Jupi to the playground and watching him play +It was so easy to keep my head +on straight Today +Oh yeah today Taking +a nap all together in the bedroom Waking +up all groggy and tired Going +to the Dairy +Queen parking lot And +getting a christmas tree, because we felt inspired +Today Oh +yeah today Heading +out to Target +to get some christmas lights Cuz +we didn’t have them Dressing +up the tree while you made dinner and +looked on I want to relive this day +again Today +oh yeah today" +you set the spark,"and stoke the fire +and then you act surprised +When the flames go up +When the barn comes down +Right there before you're eyes +The tools that you manipulate +Are more powerful each day +And they will overcome you +They'll crush you and take from you +The marrow and the sinew +Of your ideology +So don't get upset +Don't be like that +It's all your own damn fault +Your flock is ready to fight +It is too late +To turn around +And turn them all to salt +Your monster's come to life +rocks are thrown +voices used +to tear down the innocent +people dead +with ideas cast +in rebar stoked cement +the words you shout +have moved the herd +to break free from their cage +to drop bombs on all the weaklings +retching melting reeking +of the forfeit tired teachings +of your ideology" +I’ver felt this falling feeling,"That’s in my belly right now +When the world has changed irrevocably +But I don’t know quite how +I felt it first 23 years ago +History erasing our ego +Dragons on my black mirror +Reflect reality +war becomes inevitable +When emotions that run deep +Have no where else to go +History erasing our ego +Groypers in the pockets +And Proud Boys on the dole +When they start shooting rockets +It unravels and unfolds +Time moves so fast and slow +History erasing our ego +But everyday is broken +When there’s fire from the sky +mind must be forgetful +That not a day goes by +Without bodies being buried deep below +History erasing our ego +Some folks say it’s pre ordained +Some say it’s just a con +Some say this will immanentize I men an tize +The eschaton ES CA TAWN +I say hold on, it’s a bumpy road +Of history erasing our ego +UP THEN DOWN" +Gnomes in the garden wearing high heels,"Fairies in the forest with their overalls +All the woodland creatures have muskets +Itchy trigger fingers in their tiny little paws +Talk is cheap +They’re on to you +The trees are marching +Foxes eating roses made of tin foil +Hansel and Gretel and Goldilocks +Hanging upside down in the bat cave +Daytime serenade and a midnight snack" +I don’t ask too many questions,"Cause questions can get answered +I don’t look too deep +Cause I don’t wanna know +I prefer an empty head +That I have total control of +head with great big traffic lights +That I turn on and off +When thoughts come unbidden +They reveal what is hidden +And that’s a real shock +So I’d rather keep it locked +closed mind is the only kind +That I’m comfortable with +Hardened and guarded +With lots of defenses +Ohhhh" +after all these years,"60 summers come and gone +And now I fear +That you've gone for good +But I have a plan +Because I have my +Delorean +I'm gonna find you no matter what it takes +Love doesn't stop for time and space +Whenever you are +Wherever you be +You'll be reunited with your lunch lady" +My time’s short,"So is yours +So is everybody else’s +Mend that fence +Between pain and circumstance +You don’t know when you might need it +Think about what you need +Simply air to breathe +roof over your head +Food to chew on +Cut off your pinky +And your hand can still wave at me +From the positron down +To the Gluon +Rusty nails +But now Rusty’s tales +Never again +Will grace my ear drums +Cuz Rusty’s gone +And life still goes on +Angels that live forever +Are the weird ones" +"You can put it off til tomorrow, you","can write another song But +it will always go wrong You +will get a big old rash from a +spider bite You +will have something to do tomorrow and lay +awake all night You +feel like running away, but you’ll have to +stay and fight And +it will always go wrong, it will always +go Wrong +wrongitty, Wrong +wrongitty, Wrong +wrongitty wrong Wrong +wrongitty, Wrong +wrongitty, Wrong +wrongitty wrong Every +which way you turn, from Alabama +to Hong +Kong It +will always go wrong That +which can go wrong will go wrong, and +does go wrong I’m +not trying to go negative just trying to +go beyond Because +once you accept it that’s when you can +move on Because +everything always goes wrong You +will miss the last train after a long, +hard day supervillain will take you hostage with +his death ray And +the cops will mistake you for a member +of the KKK +Everything always goes wrong Wrong +wrongitty, Wrong +wrongitty, Wrong +wrongitty wrong Wrong +wrongitty, Wrong +wrongitty, Wrong +wrongitty wrong The +longer you deny it, the longer your suffering’s +prolonged That +which can (go wrong) will (go wrong),does (go +wrong) That +which can (go wrong) will (go wrong),does (go +wrong) If +you’re gonna take away just one thing from +this song, Wrong +wrongidy, riggidy wrongidy, wrong wrong a ding-ding-ding dong +Oh your car will break down and you +will hitch hike And +you will be murdered by some crazy with +an overbite When +you wind up up in heaven, they’ll say +“we’re full for the next few nights. You +don’t have to go home but you can’t +stay here” Wrong +wrongitty, Wrong +wrongitty, Wrong +wrongitty wrong Wrong +wrongitty, Wrong +wrongitty, Wrong +wrongitty wrong The +longer you deny it, the longer your suffering’s +prolonged It +will always go wrong, it will always go +wrong" +The laws of all the jungles couldn't keep,"my heart from singing I may not be +the strongest, and I am not always bringing +Orchestras to bear down on this process I've +created And +sometimes I am tired and there are some +times I hate it And +someone out there is doing this much better +Following the path laid out for them down +to the letter And +sometimes I am whimpering in the corner with +balloons Falling +down a black hole and licking all my +wounds And +when I read a good book, I want +to write a novel I see a movie +that speaks to me I get on my +knees and grovel I watch a play or +play a game, I want to make those +too I'm +rafting down a river straight out into the +blue No +amount of splendor and no amount of spite +Nothing I do will last beyond that last +gleam of twilight No +amount of pressure and no amount of stress +No matter how full my heart becomes no +matter how obsessed But +I will keep going At +least until I can't anymore Duck +face in the mirror and cat face on +the lawn My +gold watch in the toilet, my diamond ring +was pawned The +gates come crashing down around me and I +am left alone Big +fish bowls full of hype so overblown Time +is like a mattress that curls in the +springs Legs +that walk and run and dance and mouths +that sigh and sing Break +another piece off that old wood cherry tree +it's been there since forever, and will be +there after me They +say that every atom inside me is from +the stars And +every bit of CO2 +released from cars And +every piece of plastic and each vinyl record +spinning You +can bet against the house but the house +is always winning Jump +into the deep end and see if you +can swim I drowned once and was reborn +purged of all my sins Little +ukuleles and big old upright basses Shine +down on me from the moon and in +the friendly smiling faces" +Wrong.,"There is no such thing as changing +the protocol in this context. +The protocol ALREADY doesn't allow +data storage +Well it seems you are mistaken, +as recently +people have been storing +some jpg +data in the protocol +They are attacking +Bitcoin, not using it. +We can agree they are +creating valid Bitcoin +transactions, right? +No" +cello tape selfie is the latest craze And,"I'm hip with the kids so i put +some on my face But +now I'm +a little bit scared because I think it'll +hurt to take it off Cellotape +Selfie! I made myself laugh out loud by +putting scotch tape on my face and then +singing. It's +the Cellotape +Selfie Song." +I used ChatGPT,"To show me the average views on these +Song a days over the years +And what I saw confirmed my fears +I got the YouTube views blues +Most of the time I just ignore +Views as a metric, it’s so boring +It tells you nothin about the songs +About what goes right and what goes wrong +But then sometimes it bums me out +Like into the great big void I shout +And no one hears me, no one cares +But then I think well that’s not fair +Cuz you’re not no one, you matter too +And who am I to discount you +Ah well I guess it is what it is +15 and a half years into this" +Gas operates on a first price auction,"You submit what you’ll pay for transactions +And compete with other people for space +On each block and that’s a real waste +Miners filter bids to find the highest prices +So gas goes wild with lots of people trying +To get their transactions through +It’s a bad experience, oooo ooo oooo +Which is why way back in 2018 +Vitalik Buterin proposed EIP +1559 which has one goal +To make gas fees more predictable +It also has other benefits oh yeah +Increasing capacity when congestion is bad +Block size will essentially double +Hopefully this will fix some of the trouble +Oh it’s not a panacea +And we’re still waiting for 2.0 +But as the prices crash around you +It’s something to look forward to, you know" +Who will the,"Cancel culture attack next +Former +New +York +Times editor +Bari +Weiss +Not a conservative she coined this term +You engage in wrong think +You engage in wrong speak +You're going in the +Thunderdome +The digital +Thunderdome +Wrong +Think wrong +Think wrong +Speak +Wrong +Speak +You're going in the +Thunderdome +The digital +Thunderdome +Who is next +So who's next +Who's it gonna be tomorrow +Today it's +Ms +Green +The +Russia hoax conspiracy theory +The +Russian hoax conspiracy theory +Zero collusion conspiracy theory +Everyone has said they wish they didn't say +Everyone has done things they wish they didn't do +Everyone has said things they wish they didn't say +Everyone has done things they wish they didn't do +You engage in wrong think +You engage in wrong speech +You're going in the +Thunderdome +The digital +Thunderdome +Wrong +Think wrong +Speak +You're going in the +Thunderdome +The digital +Thunderdome +You engage in wrong think +You engage in wrong speak +You're going in the +Thunderdome +The digital +Thunderdome +Wrong +Think wrong +Speak +You're going in the +Thunderdome +The digital +Thunderdome +You're going in the +Thunderdome +The digital +Thunderdome" +There's a big storm coming Covering,"the world in snow and there's no way +you can hide There's +nowhere to go There's +a big storm coming It's +gonna make you upset if you don't take +shelter now You'll +get wet You'll +get we There's +a big storm coming down these country lane +I'm not looking forward to the wind I'm +not looking forward to the rain or the +snow Or +the snow and the rain together There's +a big storm coming They're +calling it gale clouds as big as tidal +waves as big as wind There's +a big storm coming That's +what the weather sit is But +I'm just gonna sit right here twiddle my +haunted candles Okay +Okay I'm +gonna sit right here and twiddle my th +Once I was a master of the snow +School got canceled and I would I would +go outside and go go go I go +There's a big storm coming Maybe +we'll get to slip My +kids don't got snow boots that fit them +yet There's +a big storm coming What +are you gonna All +the trees are gonna fall down They're +gonna fall on you There's +a big storm coming Gonna +bring lots of snow There +is no escape for you There +is nowhere you can go" +There's nothing left in me,"I've given all I can +I'm out of whack and balance +broken worn down man +Can you lift me up now +Give me back my voice +Or will I fade to black now +Like all the other boys" +Maker is about to market dump,"600 million dollars worth +Of eth unless someone +Can phone up this 7 siblings guy +And tell him to top up his vaults +In the next 30 minutes +Would be 65 million worth +Sold every 30 min +We’re going down +Looks like he did not react +600 million in selling +And will happen over +The next hours +Exactly how long depends +On what happens to the eth price +Time to scoop that dip +Time to scoop that dip +We’re going down +7 siblings wok up +And rescued some +And only 330 of selling +Remaining as of right now +7 siblings saved all vaults +Expect the first that got liquidated +Looks like 65 million eth +Will be sold for now" +Saw a one legged pigeon down by the pier,"We looked at each other, like how did we get here +She hopped all around and i gave her some bread +We sat together and watched the sunset +One legged pigeon and me +I said hey flying around you must see a lot +Do you got hope for the future or maybe not? +She said hope or despair it’s all just the same +Just sitting here now, that much is plain +two legged human and me +She said I watch the tides go in and out +I scrounge for food and I like to fly all around +My friends and I know all the good spots +We steer clear of children and dogs and cops +You learn quick how it can be +There’s a soft rolling fog covering the bay +The trolleys are taking the tourists away +Last boat to Alcatraz, and I’m walking back +To the fancy hotel that I’m staying at +So long little pigeon for now" +They've been handing out student loans,"Like there's no tomorrow +And because we've read this script before +We know tomorrow might not come +Delinquency is on the rise +Balances are sky high +The tulip market's about to crash +Everybody run +Down down" +"Come on, Nicole","You can do it You +can do it You +can do it Come +on, Nicole +You can do it When +you pass your driving test Your +new car won’t smell like smoke When +it’s windy in LA +You won’t have to go outside and be +in danger of the ??? front You +can do it You +can do it Come +on, Nicole +You can do it You +can do it You +can do it Come +on, Nicole +You can do it I believe in you +Oh, I believe in you Oh, +oh, oh, oh, oh I believe in, I +believe in You, +you, you You +can do it, Nicole +x4" +Crawling up the noontime hill,"All the pies on the window sill +Reach the top and tumble down +I yelled out but no one’s around +I can be whatever you need +I’m flexible so get some sleep +Broken lights and stormy seas +I can be what you need to be +Trash the seagull kingdom come +Say good night to the setting sun +If you bend you won’t break +Feel rested when you wake +I can be whatever you need +I’m flexible so get some sleep +Broken lights and stormy seas +I can be what you need to be +Hold a candle to the bricks +Bring some darkness to the mix +Nothing breaks and nothing fails +Cut the engine trim the sails" +Gravity Forms are the best forms,"On Wordpress everybody knows that +If you want to display the data, tho +There is no way to show that +So I’d like you to meet my pal Floaty +Way up in outer space +It likes to view form results +That’s how he spends his days +With Gravity View +It’s so easy to +Display form results +Gravity View +Makes it easy to +Display form results +Design using drag and drop +And it has great entry search +People can edit +and delete their own entries (if you allow them to)' +Perfect for business listings +Perfect for job boards +Staff profiles, business data and so much more +Floaty is an astronaut +But we don’t know if it’s human +It’s favorite day is Tuesday +He lives on the space station +Using Gravity View +It’s so easy to +Display form results +Gravity View +Makes it easy to +Display form results" +my nose is stuffed up,"my head is full of mucus +i did everything i could think of +as tried to escape this sickness +but now it's got me +wrapped up in it's clutches +so the next few days +will be songs about this sickness" +Chicka chicka boom boom I'm,"feeling funky and low I am an ape +goes gaga Oo +oo ah ah o I am chunky junky +down I am self obsessed Going +around and around and around That's +right that's I am just snow in the +pocket of a giant who had other plans +I am a cup of coffee drank too +fast I am not getting dressed for the +last Here +we go Here +we go Now +Don't mistake my ingenuity With +something else that you could be Don't +mistake my face for one that you said +before Cause +then I won't even know In +my heart It's +the floor going like heart hit the floor +like" +I was walking in the garden,"Talking with the snake +Eating pomegranate +You said I hope it tasted good +I hope that it was worth it +I said I think it was +One sad monkey looking at the stars +Feeling really small +Two sad monkeys staring at the wall +Now they are depressed +Four sad monkeys want to go to war +They want to feel something +Eight sad monkeys can’t take it anymore +They want to go back home +I was walking in the garden +Talking with the big one 0 +Covering my privates +He split my heart right open +Poured it into the desert +And told me I was OK" +You know the past is everything,"She said in a dream +Can you ever forgive yourself +You are a clever machine +I try not to eat too fast +But food for me means fear +I’m very rarely hungry +Just scared it’ll disappear +I was pulling a wire +That came out of my teeth +I didn’t want to pull too hard +What was underneath? +I was floating above the city +Awkward and overexposed +She welcomed me into the group +She didn’t judge me or my clothes +We’re made of DNA trauma +As sure as carbon and water +Nothing ever is lost +Just carried on and on and on +She was a Russian sniper +400 Nazis felled +I might need a reminder +You can’t unring that bell" +and was left wanting more,"cause it was so good, so good, so good +so i put in half life 2 +but then i remembered +that i hadn't played half life 1 before +couldn't play it on my mac +and that made me sad +so i called around to gamestops +there's like 4 within biking distance +one of them happened to have it +valve, oh valve! +i love how you work on games till they are perfect +valve oh valve +every single game i play i love it +but on the other hand +where is half life 3 +or half life episode 3 whatever +valve oh valve +i swear i swear i'm not ungrateful +i'm not ungrateful +i just love your games +and i wanna play some more +i know you'll make some more +and you'll take your time with it +but patience is not my best attribute +i am loyal and creative +but patience doesn't not go on my resume +i will replay all your games +because i don't like most games that come out today +the last game that i really liked +aside from portal 2 was limbo +so valve, oh valve +please don't take too much longer on it +cause we want it, you know we want it +our days are spent obsessing our nights are haunted" +What are you asking for What,"do you want When +you shut the door you turn off your +phone what are you asking What +do you want When +you shut the door and your phone in +the morning you wake up you feel grateful +you feel love Everything's +so green made of chlorophyll I'm +so sad it's obscene I don't know what's +in my skull Everything's +so green made of chlorophyll I'm +so sad it's obscene I don't know what's +in my skull Want +to be rich and famous I don't want +to feel bad about myself I just don't +know how to get it I don't know +what else I do I don't know what +else I can do Wanna +write better melodies Maybe +I should make a podcast maybe I should +start a garden maybe I should start a +garden There +is a song I really like and has +that as the climax I wish I had +written I wish that I had written that" +The truth of sorrow the waves of luck,"might hit you like a truck Like +a truck but the ducks out in the +pond they don't give a fuck they don't +give one Clack +clack clack quack quack quack Everybody's +looking for the answer maybe they should just +ignore the truth Nobody +is a better dad Cancer +then Pluto +and Saturn +and Jupiter +Everybody thinks that they're living in the endiest +of times but nobody is very forgiving when +it turns out it's nothing but nothing Just +like it always was Just +like I always was to always run" +"I tried so hard, had it in my grasp","But I lost it, I lost it +I felt greed in my heart +And it cost me, it cost me +Money does funny things +To these monkey brains +Inside our skulls +I wish I could say I was immune +But I’m in tune +It’s what culture does +You can’t escape it +No, you’re just an ape it’s +The way things are +We live in capitalism +It’s power seems in escapable +So did the divine right of kings +Any human power can be resisted +If you don’t work, you don’t eat +That’s crazy, it’s crazy +Your whole life living for money +It can’t be, it can’t be +It feels like we’re near the end +The wheels turns again +Reshuffled +5000 years of history +Now this could be +The part where +We get it right +If we don’t all die + R" +Iv’e been up since 1am,"Since 11 she’s been laborin’ +She’s a shaman priestess +I’m gonna be a father today +Contraction come and contraction go +Through the moans and groans up and down she rolls +She’s in another dimension +I’m gonna be a father today +I’m gonna be a father +That’s happening today +Though in these last few hours +I still don’t feel ready +In any which way +I’m hoping for mystic parent powers +i’m writing lyrics as fast as I can +another wave comes and she’s holding my hand +We’re in this together +I’m gonna be a father today +Now it’s time to go to the hospital +I can feel my brain buzzing beneath my skull +I gotta call an Uber +I’m gonna be a father today" +Chris met Maxine in secondary school,"But it wasn’t until sixth form +When they took a trip to Poland and Germany +They watched a film about the second world war +Chris offered Maxine his seat +And they got to know each other on the trip +It took some time but eventually +They started their relationship +Chris and Maxine +Riding his trusty Gord +Fighting the forces of evil +With his mighty sword +And they’re getting married +They met when they were teens +Now their love grows bigger each day +Chris and Maxine +Chris has a love of video games +From Mario to Stiens Gate +Professor Layton to Zelda and +Pokemon to Zero Escape +He hates rudeness and selfishness +And eating mushrooms +He really hats all injustice +And he’s terrified of wasps too +Chris and Maxine +Riding his trusty Gord +Fighting the forces of evil +With his mighty sword +And they’re getting married +They met when they were teens +Now their love grows bigger each day +Chris and Maxine" +Everything,"I wanted to say has just gone out the window +The imperial light of day has given way to shadow +Things that you don't know you make +But +I won't give you you take you say +I've got to make my own +But +I won't make that mistake +Thought we could be friends +But +I couldn't stand what you did +Thought maybe we'd make amends +But time turned you to hatred +Now you look at me you say +I'm fake +Break my defenses an earthquake +My only option now is not to play +But +I won't make that mistake +If +I could live on the moon +Maybe +I would remember +Anything +I've been through doesn't really matter +Sink to the bottom of the lake +From spring until autumn +I'll wait +The price of closeness that +I'll have to pay +But +I won't make that mistake" +I've walked him ,"for 40 minutes +and he won't go to sleep, +so now I'm done." +Hear the babies cry,"And you laugh +And your soul is +Ripped and half +How did you become +So broken +What would it take +For your heart to open +Or are you so far gone +That you’ve traveled beyond +Any kind of redemption +You’ll never learn the lesson +Of empathy" +Speed tracer,"Tracing for speed +Your finger and your mouse +Are all that you will need +Trace the track +Go real fast +Don’t touch the side +Or you’re gonna crash +You recall how to have fun +Like the old flash games you played when you were young +Only now we’re doing it right on chain +Earn some eth speed tracer game" +What gamers did you talk to?,"What's this about data you say? +Do you have data +That says a lotta games aren't sexist +Are you gonna show us that data today? +Those are two different ideas +And the title of your video is +Are Video Games Sexist? +And I don't think you answer this +You cite two studies +But they're both about how many women play games +That doesn't address sexism at all +So find some other studies to back up your claims +Misogyny and violence +Two different issues +You conflate them +Let's hear your argument +Again you're talking about violence +I thought we were talking sexism +ad HOMINEM +which points? +Please point them out +You wanna talk cherry picking +Just because there are a few +AAA games with female protagonists +That aren't just about their boobs +Doesn't negate the fact that most AAA games +Are full of sexist tropes +That's what these hipster culture critics say +Less sexism is the hope +Wellllll +What you're saying is that games are sexist +And boys will be boys +That's a lame argument, if you don't mind my saying +All we want is more choice +Nobody said they make you sexist +Racism, homophobia and sexism are three different things" +Every single time I think I figured out,"didn't figure it out at all it's more +like a roller coaster Big +peak and then you fall All +I can do is throw my hands up +Scream with the top of my heart I +can either live in the dark or live +out in the sun but every single time +I think I figured it out I am +left surprised Whatever +worked yesterday no longer applied Ideas +come and go in the space around remains +Bits and bytes and items spin Then +suddenly everything's changed Every +single time Thing +figured out didn't figure it oh it's more +like a roller coaster Big +peak and then you fall All +I can do is throw hands up Scream +at the top of my lung I can +either live down in the dark or live +out in the sun Every +single time I think I figured it out +Polarity ensues I look like I am dancing +around Left +dancing shoes I put my nose to the +grindstone I keep my mind engaged Bits +and bites and atoms spitting and suddenly everything's +changed Every +single time I think I figured out I +didn't figure it out at all it's more +like a rollercoaster Big +peak and then you fall All +I can do is throw my hands up +and scream at the top up my lungs +I can either live down in the dark +or live out in the sun oh yeah" +Vulnerable entitlement,"Diversity evidence based +Transgender fetus +Ohhh science base d +Vulnerable +Transgender +Diversity +Evidence Based +Entitlement +FETUS +SCIENCE +Science Based +If you work at the CDC +Please, please, please don’t leave +We need you now more than ever +This nightmare can’t last forever +Just sing the song +You can sing along +“vulnerable,” “entitlement,” “diversity,” “transgender,” “fetus,” “evidence-based,” “science-based.”" +I’m going out again,"From the garden of eden +I’m calling all my debts +I’m getting while the good gets +And nobody will stop me this time +Not god or luck or rain or sunshine +I’m stomping all the grass +I’m hanging from the overpass +I’m stooping to your speed +I’m taking what I need +And nobody can take what I have +Nobody walks the narrow path +I’m hold on the bomb +Radio flyer mom +Torch the evidence +Artist in residence +And nobody will stop me this time +Not god or luck or rain or sunshine +TV on the fritz +It’s as good as it gets +Give me time to futz +Gimme a word that cuts +And nobody can take what I have +Nobody walks the narrow path" +Stormy Daniels,"Didn’t like Star Wars +The Last Jedi +Some MRAs +Edited the film +To take out the women +Sleeping with another woman +When your wife has a 4 month old at home +Is not what Luke would have done +I think it’s against the jedi code +In the last Jedi +Luke burns down +Religious dogma +You’d think Stormy Daniels +Would appreciate +But then again she’s friends with Trump +So maybe she thought the whole thing was too PC +SJW crap +Maybe she’s down with the MRAs +Stormy Daniels +Stormy Stormy Daniels +Why didn’t you like The Last Jedi +Stormy Daniels +Tweeted fuck you +Rian Johnson +She said +The Last Jedi was +The worst movie ever +We’re all entitled to opinions +And there’s no accounting for taste +But I just can’t stop thinking +About the MRAs +Stormy Daniels +Considered running +For Senator in 2010 +Donald Trump +Was gonna donate +To her campaign +She decided not to run +Saying the media wouldn’t take her seriously +I guess she’s probably pretty happy +With this new round of publicity" +Text Message,"You have a Text +Message" +Hey you can you help me? Are,"you gonna even offer? Do +you have something that I need Can +I get it from you Will +you give it to me freely or do +i have to coax you will you give +it to me right way or will you +make me wait gatekeepersa and holders of the +keys they bring us to our knees when +they have the things we need Will +I talk to you if you don't have +nothing i want Will +you talk to me if I have nothing +to give you Will +we form a friendship based on mutual respect +If one of us has many and the +other of us has few I am famous +on the internet To +about 1000 people They +watch me play and sing They +watch me play and sing I give them +my heart each day And +in return they love me back And +they would give me anything Would +you give me anything? Hey +Mr. space man can I use your space +to do my thing I know that you +don't know me but somewhere I am well +known Everywhere +you go now there you are until you +move on And +then the place you go is the new +place that you are" +When you’re in a new place,"And you’re facing green and growing +You can see the smile there +On the face of the man that’s mowing +You need green in your life +You need trees and water +You need shrubs and dirt and worms +As you up down teeter totter +When you’re lifted up and out +You squeeze all the air +Your lungs fill up and then expel +Every old thing that was there +You need green in your life +You need lakes and mountains +You need rocks and stars and leaves +And animals all shouting +When you’re in a new place +And your tracing lines that wander +Back is broken but on the mend +Each day you’re getting stronger" +you were like cyclops with his laser eyes,"before he got his visor to control it +and you hurt yourself and those around +you with the power of your intuition +crashing down and tumbling through space and time +hits you all at once and you can't prepare +in your body messages that tell +you all you need to know +Feel it +Feel it +you were like luke skywalker before he learned +how to control the force and harness it +your light saber it cut through your heart +straight down to the tender part of you +turning off and numbing out the truth of it +acting out the path that you had laid for you +crossing lines you knew you shouldn't cross +but what the hell it's only life +Feel it +Feel it" +Sometimes they’re stinky,"Sometimes they’re cute +Sometimes they stick out +Sometimes they’re flat +Sir Mix a lot +Liked really big ones +I kinda like all of em +How about that +Butts +Poop comes out +Things can go in +Possums scream +At their own +You got two cheeks +And you got a hole +They say it’s a window +To your soul +They look good in jeans +They look good in shorts +I like them +In their birthday suits +If you put one +Up to your ear +That’s the ocean +That you will hear +worm in the ocean +Has 100 +Sodomy’s illegal +In many states +Some turtles +Can breathe through theirs +It’s the most powerful muscle +On the human body" +Collecting Kneecaps,"as trophies Terror +diagnosis Blockade +to choke these Animals +It’s your fault, you force us Nameless, +amorphous In +schools and in churches Hospitals +Shields, Human +Shields Clever +dumb bombing From +our higher calling Remember +Amalek We +do We +laugh celebrate it Desecrate +your grave it’s death dedicated To +you You +had a name And +a sense of humor You +had a favorite color All +of this was real Til +the bomb came Burned +you to pieces And +the people who dropped it Said, +“what poor human shield” Condos +on the seaside Protected +by apartheid It’s +the quiet part right Out +loud Drop +these refugees In +other Arab +countries Entire +families Wiped +out Sir, +there’s a active shooter, he’s using the entire +mall cafeteria full of children as human shields, +what should we do? Bomb +them all! What? +You heard me, bomb them all!!" +WE create this system,"And we can’t control it +It provides for us +But it takes it’s toll it’s +Not made of real stuff +Just promises and lies +And it’s about to kill us +It doesn’t care if we die +We didn’t pay attention +Didn’t pay attention +Now we gotta pay attention +And he is the result +He is the result +Now we gotta fight +They won’t impeach him +Because they can’t reach him +To enact all their evil +Plans they need his people +They have no center +Except make life better +For rich white men +At all of our expense" +Open up the window,"It’s hotter than a disco +There’s nobody that you know +That knows more than you do +You can take that with you +Everywhere that you go +Keep it in your pocket +Be sure not to lose it, oh +I am so distracted +The black hole here is massive +My eggs are in the basket +I’m not diversified +There are no quick fixes +We can build a castle +Nothing lasts forever +But we don’t need it to +I’m tired of this layout +And I’m looking for a way out +My furniture is played out +It’s time to rearrange +When I hug my children +All that bad thoughts stay out +Time is so amazing +And that’s all I have to say" +I’m still sick – yuck,"My head’s so ick – fuck +I really don’t swear +But I don’t care +‘Cause I’m si-iiiiiiiiiiiiick +Shit" +Emojis can be confusing,"Like which one should you be using +If you are worried or pouting +Astonished or tired +Dizzy or disappointed +Emojipedia tells you +So you can say farewell to +Not knowing what an emoji means +With emojipedia +You can find immediate +Help in any emojimergency +Emojipedia is launching +new feature sure to get you thinking +If you are a business +Looking for new advertising +Adopt an emoji +It’s the hot new thing +You own a hotel chain +You can adopt this +You got a pizza joint +You totally got this +You own a bicycle shop +Adopt an emoji +If you run a saloon +You won’t be sorry" +If no one buys the flowers,"They get incinerated +Those flowers are your life +And each moment you create it +You’re surrounded by beautiful mountains +But the wifi’s really slow +So is this really happening? +You can’t tweet it so I don’t know +Who is most important +Make room for the love +The world is small and fragile +Remember to look up +I’m Dave Klein +It’s Yosemite time +I’m Dave Klein +And you’re not +Brent Simmons +He’s eaten more pigeons +Than anyone here +All the pigeons live in fear +Marcus the squirrel +Wanted to be like Ken Griffey +But he couldn’t throw the ball +No not at all +Bloody guitar, Bloody guitar +Rock and roll, Bloody guitar +Errant hang nail, bloody guitar +Drunk Brent Simmons Bloody guitar +Catnip for the Brent Simmons it’s a bloody guitars +Who is most important +Make room for the love +The world is small and fragile +When seen from high above +Keep your family close +Don’t split your attention +Each moment is a flower +Going up for auction +I’m Dave Klein +Now it’s Yosemite time +I’m Dave Klein +And you’re not" +Nfts on billboard Nfts,"on trees Everywhere +you look these rays there Nft +Nfts on the sidewalk Nfts +in the night Why +why why why why Why +I still don't know but I just going +about my business home Nfts +in real time Nfts +async Nfts +in the back places Nfts +in the bank Nfts +in the cars Nfts +in the buses You +want one day too many buses What +does it mean What +does it mean I don't know but I +just go about my business Oh +go about my business Oh +go about my business Oh +go about my business I remember when NFCs +weren't anywhere in sight we could see them +in the daytime and come see them in +the night now when you turn on your +computer screen when you look up at the +billboard nfts are all you see NFTs +what does it mean Nfts +Oh I don't know I just go about +my business Oh +go about my business Oh +go about my business Oh +go about my business Oh +oh oh I just go about business Go +about about about my business Go +about my business" +you are part of this world,"whether you like it or not +You don’t have to stay +If you don’t want +But if you don’t stay +You don’t get to see +What happens tomorrow +Don’t let all the monsters +That live in your mind +Lead the parade +That’ll leave you behind +If you’re left behind +You won’t be around +For what happens tomorrow +I feel dark and shut down +Distracted and hurt +Sometimes I am low +As low as the dirt +But then I get up +And look at the sun +What happens tomorrow +Yes terday was tomorrow +And right now was that too +Let it into your heart +Let it surround you +If you think you can’t do it +Just think to yourself +What happens tomorrow" +there's never enough I know I'm,"living job to job to job it's kind +of a pain each 1st of the month +i feel the strain but wherever you are +whatever you're doing whatever insane dream you're pursuing +a couple of bucks to your onetime home +that warm cocoon the stepping stone did you +get naked at midnight breakfast did you dress +up as the opposite sexes did you fall +in love with a beautiful girl did you +have deep conversations at the end of the +world i know it seems lame to ask +for money when you barely have enough to +keep it all running one day we'll all +be rich with any luck but 5 or +10 bucks it isn't that much did you +see all the awesome bands at sunfest did +you spend 36 hours on a project with +no rest did you get laid and lots +of bruises at rollerama did you do the +walk of shame with yesterdays clothes as your +pajamas" +Squishy meat creatures 8469 debug nor not debug,"sex 3 times time traveler debugger mangled swift +names lunch dinner bacon existential container technical deck +pastel legacy code chisel memory layout RNC +RN cryptor witness table and advance begin dinner +cocoa in DC +double dongle dance Russ +Navis type safety Put +on your double dongle dancing pants Put +on your double dongle dancing pants Kind +of messed this up here but we'll go +through it You +are UI +timing current provider data flow 3am pre order +fire alarm butterballs optional maybe or not at +all Turning +coffee into code ray tracing on metal Give +me two more lines Anything +just shout something out Donald +Trump Oh +I got it Donald +Trump and baskets of deplorable Go +go in DC +double dongle Russ +novice type safety Put +on your double dumbo dancing pants Oh +yeah Oh +yeah Put +on your double dumbo dancing pants Put +them up Put +them up Put +on your double dumble dancer pants Put +them on Put +them on Put +them on your double dungle dance pants at +Cococon DC +that's great I forgot to ask That'll +be online" +Everybody assumes,"That when I come out to play +That I’m happy because +I look this way +Brightest thing +In our solar system +But look again +There’s something you’re missing +Every grey cloud is not depressed +There’s not romance in every sunset +Fog ain’t just confused +And sometimes the sun sings the blues +This fire that burns +for billions of years +Don’t think I don’t cry +Angry tears +Don’t think I’m not scared +Of what will come +When I run out of +Hydrogen" +Here comes another pyramid scheme,"Into which we place our hopes and dreams +Upon which a thousand flowers will bloom +Until there’s no one left in the room +Thanksgiving +Land of the living +At the arcade +Gathering stones +Programmer +All you’ve got is a hammer +Gamble gamble +Is the turkey’s poem +There goes another pyramid scheme +The number 4 down goes CZ +Somewhere a bitcoin halves +In the distance, Satoshi laughs +Here comes another pyramid scheme +More fodder for the SEC +Hard to take us seriously +Not here to get rich, I’m here to get free" +What is the way,"Is this the way +Which way to the way +This is the way +They say +But I’m not sure +What that means +Exactly +Stand in the way +Get out of the way +Don’t want anybody +To see me this way +There’s too much +At stake +By the way +I’m rubbed the wrong way +I won’t go half way +This is the way +They say +But I’m not sure +We can escape +There’s a bounty +In the way +This child and me +In a heartfelt way +Are trying to make +It so we’re safe +I had the right of way +But I’ve lost my way +In this galaxy +This is the way +They say +But i’m not gonna +Sit around and wait +For the one way +To give way +To another way +This is the way +This is the way" +You can never really know,"What’s in someone else’s heart +I can’t read your mind, +And we’re all blind in the dark +But when I look in your eyes +And you look into mine +Can you know deep in my soul +We’re all born knowing how to be kind +It doesn’t take much +No, it doesn’t take much +All it takes is a little bit of kindness and love +And that’s enough +That;s always enough +All it takes is a little bit of kindness and love" +We know 100 days is arbitrary nice round,"number big and loud like thunder I spent +a hundred days in this deep malaise and +it won't be gone on 101 but I +gotta move on with my songs in the +sun Even +as the bombs are falling Just +wishing it please that his lungs start to +ease and he falls down his knees crawling +Begging for forgiveness and we won't give it +to him the damage is done Even +if he's done there's no heat and promises +he didn't keep we won't know the extra +mile for quite a while Won't +know the full extent of his ripple tear +in But +I've gotta move on with my songs in +the sun Even +as the bombs are falling Just +wishing it please that his lungs start to +wheeze and it falls down to his knees +crawling Begging +for one giving him but we won't give +it to him People +will be hurt to the last from the +first People +already hurting and I live in constant worry +he didn't do much but already enough and +the planet is toast hold each other close +But I gotta move on with my songs +in the sun Even +as the bombs are falling Just +wishing it please that his lungs start to +wheeze and he falls down to his knees +crawling Begging +back and forth on give him we won't +give it to him Back +and forth Forgiveness +we won't give it to him to him +no no no no no no no no +this ends 100 days" +Claimed on June 23 2017,"Sold 4 years later for 26eth +You changed hands 7 more times +Until you came to rest +Another comrade lost and gone +To ye old burn address +Goodbye, goodbye +CryptoPunk 685 +With your mohawk and shades +You were looking so fly +Goodbye punk 685 +They were trying to wrap you +Cuz they were going to borrow against you +Now another wallet you will never grace +With your tan skin and chill look on your face +I shake my head and say what waste +Goodbye, goodbye +CryptoPunk 685 +Mohawk and shades +You were looking so fly +Goodbye punk 685" +Transaction execution to the beacon chain,"New penalty parameters, that’s the Bellatrix upgrade +Named after a star used to navigate +Fork choice parameter, that’s the Bellatrix upgrade +Gonna fall in love +We’ve waited long enough +Close enough to touch +Ready for the merge +Open up your eyes +Now it’s time to shine +Cuz she’s finalized +Ready for the merge" +Look what,"I got in my garage +It's another bucket of rain +My lady dropped in +Montau +That's what +I want +They said she was from +New +York +City +Butshe was from +Vermont +Chopped it +Montana +My lady my lady +My lady chopped +Going real fast +Look out for the sun +It's coming down from the past +That very old sun going to burn you right up +Then lady talking +My lady talking on top +My lady talked to my talking my sh +As seen on tv +Just look at what +I got in my garage +Don't you wanna be with me +Don't you wanna be with me +Chopping my toes sweet baby +My lady my lady +Oh coming in the garage +My lady +Chopping my tongue +My la ch" +"The moon is moving farther away Oh,","indeed, the universe expands indefinitely Oh, +and I'm +just a speck, just a speck, okay? Okay, +sitting out on the deck, sitting out on +the deck All +day, watching the stars roll away Roll +away, roll away I'm +just a speck in the dust I'm +bigger than a turtle that eaten the crust +Of the mantle and the earth Will +fall into disarray, disarray someday But +I hope I'm +not today, the end" +And I’m,"just gathering my thoughts This +story, this story will take some explaining I’m +digging in my pockets pulling out all the +rocks I was walking the tightrope in the +big top show I was giving the straight +dope to the crowd below That’s +when I saw her, all gold and lace +Her perfume was familiar and I knew her +face And +I fell down, but I meant her to +catch me I fell into the ground, I +was falling and falling The +hands wrapped around, I went into her bones +I could not make a sound, but the +Earth, she groaned Turn +off the wind, turn off the windshield wipers +While I remember how it went Things +went from, they went from slow to hyper +And I learned there’s no such thing as +accident When +I finally hit the bottom, it was dark +and warm Where +it smelled like autumn just before a storm +Then the lights came on, she was standing +there Then +she took my hand, then she said this +prayer And +I fell down, but I meant her to +catch me I fell into the ground, I +was falling and falling The +hands wrapped around, I went into her bones +I could not make a sound, but the +Earth, she groaned I was always on your +side, I moved mountains and turned the tide +I helped your cells subdivide I turned in +the sky for you, I turned a blind +eye for you I broke myself open wide +Open the door, open the door cus I +want to get out I’m +pulling the plug on this interview When +I agreed, when I agreed when we set +out Well, +I didn’t think we’d be in this car +just two You +remind me so, In +the way you move In +your second hand clothes, of the girl I +knew I look in your eyes, and I’ve +already died Open +up the door and let me outside" +Ain't no milk like mamas milk,"Tastes like kombucha +Goes down like silk +I'm rolling in the waves of the big deep world +Ain't no sound the morning chirp +Lay me out so I can burp +I'm rolling in the waves of the big deep world +And OOO I am a creature +And OOO I really need you +Ain't no smell like summer rain +Salamander comes out again +I'm rolling in the waves of the big deep world +And no feel like mamas skin +Daddy's hairy that's weird for him +I'm rolling in the waves of the big deep world +And OOO I am a creature +And OOO I really need you +Ain't no face like mamas face +Gonna look at her for the rest of my days +I'm rolling in the waves of the big deep world" +You are standing on a boat,"Out on the dark and stormy seas +Everything is shifting beneath your feet +FDA regulations are the waves that rock your boat +An industry in flux +Brand new technologies +But listen to me trainers +I know you'll pull through +With your ice breakers +You'll get those students to +Learn what you've got to teach them +And we're here to help +SPBT, SPBT +Learn new and innovate ways to teach +Network, network so many people to meet +This week in New Orleans +Gonna find out what it all means +Gonna have a lotta fun this week +Throw away your smile sheets +Daniel Kraft is gonna tell you about the future +Social media that moves so fast +And lots and lots of iPads +Micheal Gelb will show you how to think like da vinci +Mike Abrashoff will teach empowerment +And did i mention there'll be iPad training +None of that old sage on stage boring stuff +It's a brand new world and we're here to help +It's a brand new world and we're here to help +You facilitate the workshops +That keep everyone entertained +You provide really great snacks +All participants ENGAGED +Using online learning platforms +Teach compliance and managed care +iPad iPad iPad iPad +Where do we go from here +I am interrupting this transmission +It''s time for a shameless plug +This song is brought you by +THE LETTER BIG +Think BIG Think BIG +Think big as a great big sea +Think BIG like a brontasaurs +Think BIG like a red wood tree +Now dance +Yeah dance +This is the end of our shameless plug +Now get out there and have some fun" +Gold log,"Don't nod +Kayak +stats +Pope pop +Puff up +Party trap +God damn mad dog +Panda had nap +No stetson +Pa's a sap +Drab bard +Dumb mud +Draw O coward +Sexes +Lonely Tylenol +Lepers repel +Ma has a ham +Niagara, O Roar again +Was it a bar or a bat I saw? +Was it a car or a cat I saw? +Was it Eliot's toilet I saw? +Rats live on no evil star +tattarrattat +tattarrattat +tattarrattat +tattarrattat +Rats live on no evil star +Was it Eliot's toilet I saw? +Was it a car or a cat I saw? +Was it a bar or a bat I saw? +Niagara, O Roar again +Ma has a ham +Lepers repel +Lonely Tylenol +Sexes +Draw O coward +Dumb mud +Drab bard +Pa's a sap +No stetson +Panda had nap +God damn mad dog +Party trap +Puff up +Pope pop +stats +Kayak +Don't nod +Gold log" +When the final tally is finally due and,"you learn the fate that belongs to you +Cup of coffee is way too hot Burn +your young tongue till it falls off Hope +it's worth the influence Worth +the girls who refuse to dance Worth +the sugar you spun and woe Then +you're not too young and you're not too +old to know Old +to know the cannonball Difference +between right and wrong Too +old to know too often right and wrong +I feel bad you're trying hard the hustling +grind is your calling card don't you know +it's impossible Float +yourself up on your boots stress pull Hope +is worth the influence that you found something +no one understands Worth +the doors that you kept closed You're +never too young and you're never too old +to know Cannonball +cannonball Difference +between right and wrong too often oh oh +Too of the no right and wrong too +old the no cannonball the difference Friends +doing right and wrong too often know old +o too out to know right and wrong +Old to know Cannonball +difference right and wrong Too +old to know Too +old to know Too +old to know Too +old to know Too +old to know Too +old to know Too +old to know" +Get the magic of your glory days,"Put em with the moon all ablaze +You’ll find yourself in places +You’ve never been before +You’ll know how to get back home +By the light of the stars +Hold the candle in your palm +Watch the flame burning calm +Stuck between the light and dark +You’re too bright for your heart +The creeping midnight comes +By the light of the stars +Once a herald angel sang +When the earth was crash boom bang +We can never go back there +It’s just not who we are +But we see the reflection +By the light of the stars" +It’s never too late,"To fix things up +If somethings not working +When you’ve had enough +Grab that duct tape +Get some glue +Rearrange the furniture +Do what you gotta do +To fix things up +My brain is broken +My eczema’s bad +My uke won’t tune +I can’t take a bath +My shoulder hurts +So does my foot +I wanna sit down +But I can’t stay put +Got new pants +Ripped the seam +Fire alarms +When it’s just steam +The kids won’t stay +In their beds +They scream and cry +Until I’m dead +Had some gigs +Travel around +Till COVID +Shut everything down +My wife says +I complain too much +But it’s never too late +To fix things up" +If you can't trust me as far as,"you can throw me say that's pretty boring +what else can you show me And +I'm here now and I don't know how +to be anything else other than what I +am I said oh oh what else can +you show Oh +oh what else can you show me In +the night time there's no light line in +the bed where you are laying There +you got me too Come +and meet you halfway to helland now we're +back again I said oh oh what else +can you show me Oh +what else can you show me Must +you be someone I trust too Always +be right there always beside me and I +put you in my place Stitch +some other body with some other face Is +that right No +but does that matter If +you open the wind go say oh oh +what else can you show me Oh +what else can you show me Oh +what else can you show What +else oh what else can you show me" +Somewhere down the road,"I’m gonna feel ten times lighter +I’ve got to follow +Go where the colors are brighter +Oh, I’ve got to go +Ain’t no piece of mind +In this time and place +There’s things that time +Just won’t erase +Oh, I’ve got to go +Oh, I’ve got to go +Before I’m stuck below +The motor of this motor boat +That’s floating out among the ghosts +Out across the street +I can see through windows lit bright +Folks are on their feet +Staring out into the black night +Oh, I’ve got to go +I’ll get out on the road +I’ve got everything, I don’t need much +I’ve got to follow +I’m finally ready to pop the clutch +Oh, I’ve got to go" +I run and run but never catch up,"I will never ever be fast enough +LIke two molecules that never touch +I'll even forget why I run +I run and run but the pavement's hard +I run around the back yard +Running in the street between the cars +I run so I don't let down my guard +What am I running from? +I run and run my shoes give way +My bare feet a blood bouquet +My knees a broken and my lungs displaces +But I don't put on the breaks +I run and run the horizon shifts +I run through the buts and the maybes and ifs +I run with a question on my lips +But I'm not sure what the question is +What am I running from?" +Her passport says Irish,"But she was born in Trinidad +Lived in Ceylon +before growing up in Manila +Her name's from the0 sunrise On +the way to the hospital Dawn +Fiona, Dawn +Dawn Fiona +Two sisters Trish +and Faye +And one younger brother, Sean +They all have arguments about who is the +most normal Dawn +and Faye +used to ride their bikes behind big ol +Trucks spraying DDT +pesticides She's +a special kind of crazy She's +a special kind of crazy She's +Sprazy She's +a special kind of crazy She's +a special kind of crazy She's +Sprazy She +had pony named Mocha +who she would ride bareback python named Monty +who she had to feed mice There +was monkey named KeeKee +which bit the beagle boogie on the balls +They had 17 cats, 17 cats Dawn +loves lists, she's organized and disciplined She +doesn't suffer fools and has no poker face +She's surgically attached to her iPhone it's in +her hand Facebook +and words with friends and instragram Dawn +loves to drink and has epic 6 pack +abs When +she's drinking she'll show her abs off to +strangers Dawn's +smart and funny but can't process sarcasm You +can tell her almost anything and she'll believe +you Robert +met Dawn +on St +Paddy's in '98 When +she came to visit Faye +in the Computer +Science lab He +thought Dawn +was glaring at him the whole rest of +the day Turns +out she liked him, turns out she liked +him" +Sweet summer evening,"Don’t let me get caught up in all my feeling +I just wanna fold into your arms +Dusk falls like a hammer +Baby’s got on his pajamas +I just wanna fold into your arms +Stars come out in the country +We laugh even if there’s nothing funny +I just wanna fold into your arms +Listen for that sleepy bird a singing +It’s all good news that she’s bringing +I just wanna fold into your arms +Let my uke cut the quiet +All the sky is on fire +I just wanna fold into your armsp" +It's one of those days it's one of,"those days I'm +doing a short song One +of those days the shortest song is not +long Just +gonna write things the first thing come to +my mind Whatever +it is oh one of those days Doing +a short song It'll +be short it won't be very long because +today's just one of those days oh yeah" +Owls and turtles,"Picking up apples +Having the time of their lives +People and rhinos +Picking up dinos +Having the time of their lives +Doing a thing now +Sitting on bed sheets +Having the time of our lives +Reading on Minecraft? +Playing the Roblox +Having the time of our lives +Having good time alive? +Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba +Having this time of our life +Swimming in swimming pools +Eating a pizza +Singing with papa +Time of our life +Going for thingies +Dinging on dinghies +Having the time of our" +I don't have enough time to climb all,"the mountains I wanna climb I am feeling +just a little burnt out and so is +everybody else So +is everybody else so is everybody else that +I talk to But +I don't enough time to do everything I +need to do I look at me and +I look at you and I think how +am I ever gonna get it through it +all I don't have what I got what +it takes I don't have room for mistakes +I don't have anything I got a lot +I don't have anything I forgot I forgot +I forgot what I was gonna say" +Ohhh Life is circular,"Is circular +Is round and round +We tried to make it square +The best attempt that I have found +That the more I square it up +Try to shape it to my expectations +The more it won’t cooperate +The more it tests my patience +Life is randomness +And we bring meaning to it +It’s a jumble of bits and atoms +That form around us +As we move through it +And the order that we bring +Just decays when we are gone +And so it’s cyclical +random circle in the great beyond +Oooooh oooh +And love is close to life +As patterns start emerging +In an interstellar battle +Of heavy forces converging +In the human brain +The great and the small +Are intertwined to form our thoughts +The old and the new +Will collide in the dark +From the universe into +The tiniest of dots +The tiniest of dots +Just one tiny point in space" +Who’s it gonna be gonna take the throne,"Little pipsqueak a complete unknown +The Duras sisters are on the move +With the daughter of Tasha Yar +Alternate universe and in the past +Became a Romulan to kick some ass +But life is short and life is hard +Please don’t disappoint Picard" +When you’re feeling low,"Like the world don’t love you +Panda dance, do the panda dance +When the kids at school +Are making fun of you +Panda dance, do the panda dance +When you’re locked in a cage +With people staring at you +Panda dance, do the panda dance +When they say you’re too skinny +Too tall, too fat, too +Panda dance, do the panda dance +Panda dance, let’s do the panda dance +Let’s do the panda dance +Let’s do the panda dance +When the call of the wild becomes to weighty +Panda dance, do the panda dance +When the bamboo you eat don’t satiate +Panda dance, do the panda dance +When you’re stuck in a cubicle +All day long +Panda dance, do the panda dance +Well inside yourself +You can hear this song +Panda dance, do the panda dance +Panda dance +Just do the panda dance +Panda dance +Just do the panda dance +Break it down +Oh +You know it’s true +Wanna do the panda +Dance with you +Strip down to your birthday suit +Wanna do the panda +Dance with you +Wanna do the panda +You can dance, you can dance +Wanna do the panda +You can dance, you can dance +Wanna do the panda +Dance" +Millions of women around the world,"Let’s keep up the momentum +Here on his very first day +He’s violated the constitution +He stripped the white house website +Of rights and climate change +It’s only gonna get worse +As we steer into the strange +He censored the National Forest Service +He made mortgages more expensive +Canadians couldn’t get into the country +We gotta keep up the momentum +People in the streets is powerful +We gotta take that power all the way +Into government halls we gotta heed the calls +We gotta be and see the change +Everywhere we go +People want to know +Who the fuck we are +We’re coming for you +You bastard +With all of our mother loving hearts" +When you're running out of gas and you,"turn around to take one last look at +what you've made look at all that you've +done you cannot say that it hasn't been +fun not at all we running out of +ways to sing and you've forgotten just about +everything you once knew a lifetime ago but +you don't want to show anybody the truth +nobody will believe you when you told who +you were back before all this nobody will +believe you when you tell them what you +did back before all this all running out +of gas on the road again in your +belly you feel so old again when you're +running out of steam back on the trail +without faith it always happens this way again +and I know who you thought I was +when you know me know I know who +you thought I was when you know me +when you're running out guess turn around to +take one last loving look at what you've +done in your week what's your left make +no mistake you pay" +I’m 32 today,"Got nothing to say about it +32’s a funny age +Now I’m just a 30 something +Which may as well be 30 nothing +The days go faster than I can keep track +The years just seem to roll off of my back +I’m 32, 32 +Held together with glue +Spit and blood and aching bones +pretty solid worldview +I’m 32, 32 +I never thought about this age +And now that I am here +I’ve got nothing to say +I’m 32 right now +I’m not freaking out about it +When I learned to count +I counted to a hundred and fifty +Thirty two just went right past me +I didn’t stop and contemplate +What it would be like to be that age +I’m 32 all right +My shoulders feel tight around it +The future’s looking bright +The past is a statue of marble +Like an ancient text been garbled +I’m leaning on this dripping sand +To take me through to the promised land" +Maybel and Jeremy,"They put their space helmets on +Many months of training are about to pay off +They are feeling excited +And proud to be representing all the Kitten race +Maybel and Jeremy are going to space +Fuel gauge! +CHECK! +Banana! +Double CHECK! +Laser pointer! +Ahhhh CHECK! +Kitties in space! +We're getting close to Mars +Send a message back to base +One small step for kittens +One giant leap for kittens in space!" +That's the abc WXY,"subway means 1 2 3 4 5 This +one looks like the that looks like the +and the five here to complete the c +Unless I'm +entirely wrong Unless +I'm entirely wrong because Unless +I'm entirely wrong Unless +I'm entirely wrong five to double top to +abc right there goes up to fifth This +is a really big four and the fourth +is still correcting I think in my opinion +and I don't recommend it to anybody unless +unless I'm +entirely wrong Unless +I'm entirely wrong Unless +I'm entirely wrong Unless +I'm entirely wrong Completes +the third comes down the fourth very fast +when I trade and I think super fast +So I believe that there's going to be +some sort of symmetric triangle that's going to +end up forming Unless +I'm entirely wrong Unless +I'm entirely wrong Unless +I'm entirely wrong Unless +I'm entirely wrong" +Whatcha got?,"Is it everything +Is it just something stupid +Is it not +What you hoped +You were brought here +By everything that you did +I can see +Infinity you and me’s +Streching out behind us +Like some conga ghosts +No matter what they do +They’ll become me and you +And you and me will become +Something else +Something else +Have a seat +And stay a while +Or go running out the door +What keeps you here +Or makes you leave +Well that is some mysterious force +In your mind +Synapses fire +And some chemicals +That you can’t live without +Spurt into your veins +And you’ll go or remain +Or maybe you’ll do +Something else" +no no no,"do you want to trade some bricks for some wheat? +no no no +do you have the longest road? +do you have the biggest army? +do you want to build a settlement +why haven't you rolled a three +i don't know +catan! +catan! +we shape the outcome of this land +with two die and our 8 hands +sheep and brick and wood and sand +not really sand" +Will it be 2012? What,"about Y2K? +What would’ve happened if we didn’t fix our +computers? I want to know Patterns +in text In +time In +rhyme Do +we see them because they’re there? Or +is it just the way we’re made? We’re +pattern machines We +are pattern machines I’m +sick of seeing patterns everywhere Patterns +make assumptions Make +me stop and stare I don’t want to +be a slave to a brain that’s too +aware Give +me back my humanity DNA +Chemistry Dow +Jones And +math Physics +Astrology Religion +and scientific method Let’s +leave it all behind Do +we see what we want? Will +we ever find any truth? How +can we know what’s really there? x2 If +we’re pattern machines We +are pattern machines I’m +sick of seeing patterns everywhere Patterns +make assumption Make +me stop and stare I don’t want to +be a slave to a brain that’s too +aware Give +me back my humanity Patterns" +I am not what I seem,"I am something else entirely +If you said my real name +You'd black out and have a dream +Where everything was spinning, spinning +Doors were closing closing +And your mind would slow way way down +At all the heat absorbing +I am words on a page +bright sad story of canary cage +If you let me out +I'd rip destroy and rampage +All the world is turning turning +The stars are dying dying +Nobody but god can stop it +But that doesn't stop anybody from trying +(whistle break) +On the cold clear road +The passengers carry heavy loads +As I fight for a seat +My back is bent my legs are bowed +The trees hang down they're reaching reaching +The air gets thick it's smoking smoking +Back of the bus I hear the sound +Of 1000 men slowly choking +And then you're back in your bed +The first light of morning red +You struggle to remember +Your mind knows it should forget +The door knob is twisting twisting +You push the window open +The ground it gives very gently +As your body lies there broken" +This train is taking us through,"All the green and all the blue +You’re with me and I’m with you +Let’s go for a ride +If we see what we want to see +We’ll set all the animals free +I’m with you and you’re with me +Let’s go for a ride +Time is funny and time is strange +Don’t put your tiger in a cage +Set him free on the world’s stage +Let’s go for a ride +The only thing I really need +Is a kiss from you and a jellybean +I’m with you and you’re with me +Let’s go for a ride" +Put some food into your mouth,"Now you put a bunch more +Now do that until you’re almost dead +Don’t ask me why +That’s what this holiday is for +Turkey filled with vegetables and bread +Stuff your gullet +Fill your stomach up with food +Eat way more than you ever, ever should +Don’t burp cuz that would be rude +And being rude is never ever good +Talk about school +Talk about work +Talk about traffic on the road +Don’t talk about politics +Cuz then you’re a jerk +And you know how your uncle likes to goad +Watch the TV +Check your phone +The football and parade is where it is +Then take a nap +Oh tryptophan +Even though tryptophan that’s a myth" +Sitting at a dining room table,"In warm wooden room like a cabin +Peacenode said I’m unable to +To get this old film camera open +They were gettin frustrated +Because there were points inside +Points inside the camera +But the camera wouldn’t open +P O I N T S +Some say no and some say yes +The value and meaning is nebulous +Points, points, points +Back at the dining room table +Finally Peacenode did it +They got to the center of the camera +But they were disappointed +The points were not what they seemed +Smaller and somehow less than +We sat there looking down at them +And that’s when I woke up" +Trader Joe’s,"should advertise on podcasts Don’t +you think? Doesn’t +that make sense? Everybody +knows that Trader +Joe’s doesn’t Do +any Do +any advertising Potential +Trader Joes +podcasts Also +probably listen to podcasts If +I were to guess I say there was +probably were at least Something +like 90% overlap" +Fire fire fire raining down from the sky,"youy can't even look me in the eye +it's so hopeless so I even try if +you're looking for me well then you got +the wrong guy Hope +in the ground is a seed in the +wind I never thought I'd +see your face again when it's the end +or when we begin Hope +in the ground is a seed in the +wind Tumbling +down the mountain so quick we got to +the top but then we were lit Drove +too close to the sun so thick where +the atmospheric Drip +drip drip Ah +ah ah Summer +nights winter nights autumn nights Too +black turns night and black turns bl You +keep it from yourself You +keep it from you until your brain is +black and blue Old +man sitting by the side of the road +Tell me stories I already know Think +I know where to go I think I +got nowhere to grow I made that song +up I'm +very tired I've +been up since 230 and I'm +on Prague +time so it's midnight" +this morning the sunrise was a little bit golder,"abandoned and oh left behind +the weather won'tmake up it's mind +yesterday i said somethings i didn't mean to +today my house fell down now i live in a lean to +i wanna build a yurt and sleep like a rock +instead i'm in the attic and i'm covered in socks +gimme a left right punch in the frontal lobe +gimme a red hot shot in the dark disrobe +gimme a na na na na na na song on the radio +gimme a it's all right and hey hey hey ee oo +yesterday i had a thought but now i have lost it +the coin sat still then i called as you tossed it +heads or tails doesn't matter to me +i'll smile for you and you'll know i'm happy +yesterday the moon was full today it's a sliver +i was receiver and now i am giver +empty trails in the forest hills once teeming with life +the moon in the daytime and the sun in the night +yesterday i had a tail and now i'm a human +i'm longing for the touch of my family grooming +vestigial touch on the neck or the head +a kiss on the cheek at night before bed +yesterday i called the cops while watching a movie +they asked why i called them and i just said groovy +they threw me in jail and i dreamed i was free +they let me out and it was paralyzing" +My bubby's dead and I don't know where she went,"My bubby's dead and I'll never see her again +She was 90 years old +It was time to go +She went peacefully, this much I know +My bubby's dead and I don't know where she went +I'm not sure where you go after you die +Down in the ground or way up in the sky +I'm 30 years old +I grow and grow +No one knows where you go +My bubby's dead and I don't know where she went +Where'd she go? +Where did she go? +Where'd she go? +Where did she go? +Death is change and change is the only constant thing +Everything's changing as I just sit here and sing +The world is old +And the universe goes +Some day it'll die, this much I know +My bubby's dead and I don't know where she went" +All right Jasmine,"was in a DDR +club It's +hard to drive stick shift in New +York Things +are young Self +would have wanted to know like how does +the Internet +work Failing +a class is a sunk cost Students +get antsy after 30 minutes Gotta +give them second chances Jasmine +wants them to win Delita's +robotics team was at the world championship It +looked like a diversity stock photo She +expected the same thing when she started working +in tech And +then she was horrified to learn that Oh +no You +think you're ready to hire Jem +says stop You +can't blame the pipeline Jem +says just stop What +do you mean by culture fit Jem +says stop Your +hypoallergenic dog also says stop Daniel +wants you to come and work for an +org They're +starting to adopt scrubbing agile Their +budgets are smaller Their +tech is old and obtuse But +doing something that's good for the world will +make you smile Doing +something that's good for the world will make +you smile Yaw +yaw yaw yow Don't +fall in the creek Hudson +Valley Tech +the Shook +and community Yap +yap yap yap Don't +fall in the creek Be +as open and present as you can be +Can be Think +of all the meetings and all the bureaucracy +Hundreds of years of standards groups made Scotty's +job easy The +cloud it giveth The +cloud taketh away and so we can have +a nice Internet +of things Kate +was living in spreadsheet hell Was +getting 130 ROI +So she built an app and eventually found +some investors But +she has a no assholes policy No +assholes no no assholes No +assholes allow Do +some push ups before you pitch And +no assholes allowed No +no Jen +draws erotic pixel art Jen +gets yelled at on the Internet +NBA stands for nothing but attorneys Jen's +worried about uncontrollable ephemerality Art +can be a space for empathy Is +something white people say when they fuck up +We're building shady software making shitty art In +conclusion In +conclusion In +conclusion In +conclusion Capitalism +Conclusion Capitalism +and yap yap yap yap Don't +fall in the creek Hudson +Valley Tech +the shogun community Yap +yap yap yap and don't fall in the +creek Being +as open and present as you can be +can be as you can be I'll +see you all in this very spot next +year I will also do a song for +today but that will be posted on the +channel tomorrow Yeah +Okay See +you guys" +fill up the humidifier,"take my temperature +make some tea for me +then lay down just laaaaaayyy down +i feel so useless +there's so much that i got to do +my head is full of mucus +i don't know if i'll make it through +this sick state +i hate it so much +this sick state +my sinuses are crushed +this sick state +that I've been in for days +this sick state +i need to get away" +Defendants ex parting motion for extension of time,"Gary Jamie +has to remark Eric +and Caroline +pursuant to Local +Rule 78 respectfully move the court for 21 +day extension of time to file responsive pleadings +in this matter proposed order is attached here +too It +extends a deadline for us to respond to +a complaint from October +7th No +way 21 days to October +28th There +been no previous extensions of time granted to +the defendants Nor +have the plaintiff trying to command all prior +objections granted" +Approximately 10% of active galactic nuclei exhibit relativistic,"jets, which are powered by accretion of matter +onto super massive black holes, yeah. While +the measured widthprofiles of such jets on large +scales agree with theories of magnetic collimation, predicted +structure on accretion disk scales at the jet +launch point has not been detected. We +report radio interferometry observations at 1.3 mm wavelength +of the elliptical galaxy M87 +that spatially resolve the base of the jet +in this source. The +derived size of 5.5 ± 0.4 Schwarzschild +radii is significantly smaller than the innermost edge +of a retrograde accretion disk, suggesting that the +M87 jet is powered by an accretion disk +in a prograde orbit around a spinning black +hole. Black +hole THAT's +right I said black hole Tantalizing +data that burns deep in my soul suggesting, +ooo Black +hole great big, big black hole You +can try and deny it but the science +won't stay quiet" +The president has been impeached,"For the third time in history +He abused his power for personal gain +He obstructed justice +Now there may be a trial in the senate +But he won’t be removed +Because when you’ve sold your soul +You have nothing left to lose +But the president has been impeached +Nobody is above the law +He’s broken the law many many times +This is a matter of public record +Trump called Ted Cruz’s wife ugly +And now Ted defends him so fiercely +There’s no bottom they’ve got no shame +Though I suppose that’s their greatest strength" +When you're little you're told stories,"Of trolls under bridges +They smell really bad +Eat children and pigeons +And their role as a troll +Is to make you pay a toll +And if you don't pay it +They might crush you and eat your soul +Did the troll build the bridge? +Naw, he's just a bully +He set up shop there +When he saw opportunity +The system was set up +So that he could use his brute +Force to make you do +What he wanted you to do +And that is why we say +Here in the modern day +That companies like Lodsys +Are trolls all the way +Patent trolls extort +Large companies and tiny +And when you call them trolls +They're offended and they're whiny +They don't build anything +They are lifeless soulless creatures +They glom on to creative folk +And suck away like leeches +They're a perfect symbol of our time +Their smell could not be ranker +They represent our current state +Along with investment bankers +So I say destroy +Destroy +If you're not making anything +Except paper work +If it's real people making things +That you hurt +If your office is a broom closet +Somewhere in the state of texas +We'll all line up in a row +To punch you in your solar plexus +Destroy" +You love your doggie Kasey,"Love your hamster Denny +Mom and Dad think you're crazy +You're both so funny and silly +Happy Christmas to you +Kevin and Kylie +You love your iPod touches +Pizza hot wings and Omelets +Having friends come sleep over +And partying to Jonathan Mann +Hey! Happy Christmas +Happy birthday Jesus +Happy Christmas Kevin and Kylie +from your pal, jonathan mann +Hope you get lots of presents +Your mom and dad they love you +Happy Christmas Kevin and Kylie +from your pal, jonathan mann +You're both getting home schooled +And like me you love animals +you love playing with your webkinz +And other stuffs too +Happy Christmas to you +Kevin and Kylie +Christmas with your family +Nothing seems more fun to me +Have a great time and dance around +To this your christmas song +Happy Christmas to you +Kevin and Kylie" +Today was an adventure,"We did two Star Wars things +And built a droid +And also Toy Story mania +It was kinda scary but more fun than scary +And Pippi went on a roller coaster +And Pippi really liked the roller coaster +We had a lot of fun +We had a lot of fun +We had a lot of fun" +Troy and Abed,"in the morning Oh +yeah Pierce +will say something racist or homophobic Britta +wants to change the world but she's too +selfish Shirley +just wants to be loved Troy +struggles to be a man Annie +obsesses over things And +Abed totally does and doesn't understand Jeff +Winger is a leader and an asshole narcissistic +brilliant con man with a heard of gold +study group that really doesn't dean that's horny +as hell mascot that belongs in a horror +film And +a Chang +that's so crazy he belongs in a cell +And these are a few of the reasons +why Dan +Harmon is a man that I Think +deserves a song So +that's why I'm +writing him one I lived in LA +for three long years But +I never went to channel 101 And +I regret it Yeah +I regret it so But +I watched the videos This +was pre youtube And +I remember laser farts Like +it was yesterday Like +it was yesterday Dan, +Dan, you're a brilliant man I want to +hug your brain C'mon, +c'mon, c'mon Harmon +Listen to what I'm +saying I love you And +all the writers too And +the cast and crew This +song’s because I love you Starburns +break down Starburns +Hop hop Starburns +Hop hoped Every +single episode leaves me feeling so joyful And +like I simply can't believe that anybody could +make something this good Abed’s +uncontrollable Christmas +(made me cry) fistful of paintballs (made me +wanna die) Intermediate +documentary film making Oh +man, Troy +and Levar +So I hope this song brings you 1/1,000th +of the joy that you’ve brought me Everyone +involved with Community +Troy and Abed +in the morning Ha +ha" +For reasons unbeknownst to me,"Every night for the last week +I’ve been dreaming about +Super heroes flying around +I am them and they are me +All throughout the city +Superheros +I wonder if my ancestors +Dreamed of wolves and bears and birds +Did they dream about the gods +Disobeying all natural laws +In the forest and the prairie +Saying I am they and they are me +Superheroes +Deep down in my my subconscious +little light is trying to be shone +But it’s drowned out by the shouting +Of my lumbering, neurotic ego +I wish that I could see the light +Of the fullness of your internal life +Instead of the reflected glow +Your conscious mind lets you show +The buried thoughts and unsaid words +Your entire universe +Superheroes" +You’re lying in wait,"Cuz you’ve got to make your quota +It’s a lazy day +There’s an accident up the roada +So you know that folks will have to +Cross that double line +You got nothing better to do +You got nothing but time +Sure enough I avoid it +The fender bender center lane +I pull left and there I’ve done it +Trapped behind the double line +I don’t want to take the Manhattan bridge +I got a sleeping baby in back +So I check my mirrors and look +And you’re just waiting to attack +Hey hey officer +There are better things you could be doing +People drive like crazy nuts +Aren’t they worth pursuing? +There’s an accident right back there +They’re just sitting in the middle lane +Why don’t you go back and help them +Instead of pulling me over so lame?" +They've gone and stole it,"Now it's lost +Get it back at any cost +It was yours +In your heart +Don't let them take it apart +Get up to the sky" +If dogs have feelings,"If dogs have feelings +If dogs have feelings +And I know that you know they’ve got feelings +Then cats have feelings +Then cats have feelings +Then cats have feelings +Cat lovers everywhere know they got feelings +Then rats have feelings +Then rats have feelings +Then rats have feelings +I can't prove it, but I know they’ve got feelings +Then snakes have feelings +Then snakes have feelings +Then snakes have feelings +If you pay attention then you'll see they have feelings +Feelings are subjective +You'll never know how I’m feeling +And the intensity with which I feel +Is not for you to judge +Some say a tail wag +Means that a dog is happy +Some say it's that he's nervous +But we all know he's feeling something +Then horses have feelings +Then horses have feelings +Then horses have feelings +Spend some time with one and you'll know she’s got feelings +And cows have feelings +And cows have feelings +And cows have feelings +Hear that moo and you know she’s got feelings +And pigs have feelings +And pigs have feelings +And pigs have feelings +look him in the eye and you know he’s got feelings +Then chickens have feelings +Then chickens have feelings +Yes, chickens have feelings +Watch them for a while and you'll see they’ve got feelings +Feelings are subjective +You'll never know how I’m feeling +And the intensity with which I feel +Is not for you to judge +Some say that a tail wag +Means that a dog is happy +Some say that he's nervous +We all know he's feeling something +Oooooh ooh ooh +Feelings +Oooooh ooh ooh +Oooooh ooh ooh +Feelings +Oooooh ooh ooh +Feelings are subjective +You'll never know how I’m feeling +And the intensity with which I feel +Is not for you to judge +Some say that a tail wag +Means that a dog is happy +Some say that he's nervous +We all know he's feeling something +We know he’s feeling something +We all know he’s feeling something +We know he’s feeling something +Know he’s feeling something" +There’s been a fast train rolling since the day you were born,"Since the red robin first sang her song +And the sweet butter churning that greases the wheels +Have been pushing you right along +And you don’t have to live in worry +And you don’t have to live in doubt +Even when life is scary +Things have a way of working out +You can blame yourself or you can blame the world +But you’ll feel better if you don’t +There’s a massive black hold in the middle of the galaxy +Nothing escapes it’s zone +It will consume all your worry +It will consume al your doubt +In the heat death of the universe +All time is happening now +Before we can hold each others hands +We have to hold our own +If you listen real close to that big black hole +She emits a rumbling tone +Sing for all your worry +Sing for all your doubt +Sing for all your friends you love +That didn’t make it out +Sing for the massive blackhole +So misunderstood +Sing for yourself +And sing for the greater good" +Put a funnel into my mouth and pour the world in,"No matter what the experience is, it’s all livin +My body is ready, my mind is empty +I’m bulging from the weight +Just pack me full of life until I can’t see straight +Round up all the billionaires and prepare the guillotines +Then pile them into rocket ships and blow em to smithereens +It’s hard to tell what is real +Here at the bitter end +But they turned us all against each other over and over again +T rex to chickens, stegosaurus to an ostrich +64 million years, evolution can be a bitch +What’ll be left of the human race +Will there be anything? +What about all our content and infinite suffering" +There's an asteroid heading for the earth Unknown,"length and unknown girth But +I'm not scared for what it's worth Trying +to make today matter in the same way +as tomorrow I had a pal his name +was Michael +He fell off his motorcycle Got +hopped up on a bottle of Nyquil +Trying to make today matter in the same +way as tomorrow Trying +to make today matter in the same way +As a freshly blooming bouquet in the spring +Tomorrow never comes the idea drums and drums +As we are all struck dumb by angels +that laugh at us and sing Cheap +wine on a sinking ship She +gave to him a big fat lip Then +she took off at a surprising clip Trying +to make today matter in the same was +as tomorrow Humans +love an astronaut Sitting +on his futuristic yacht He +might meet friends and he might not Trying +to make today matter in the same was +as tomorrow Trying +to make today matter in the same way +As a freshly blooming bouquet in the spring +Tomorrow never comes the idea drums and drums +As we are all struck dumb by angels +that laugh at us and sing Knew +a man named Captain +Kirk He +made the ladies go berserk Somehow +though he made it work Trying +to make today matter in the same was +as tomorrow Come +a bit closer and I'll +tell you quiet Though +everyone else here will deny it First +you learn and then apply it Makin' +today matter in the same way as tomorrow +Trying to make today matter in the same +way As +a freshly blooming bouquet in the spring Tomorrow +never comes the idea drums and drums As +we are all struck dumb by angels that +laugh at us and sing (Well, that was +good though)" +Pepelicator pepelicator,"Press the button again +Yes bless Matt it feels good man +Every little Pepe is weird +Every little Pepe is weird +Pepelicator pepelicator +I got a George Washington +Little soul patch those boobs are fun +Every little Pepe is weird +Every little Pepe is weird +Pepelicator pepelicator +Eat a cookie surprise +Happy frog with those pretty goth eyes +Every little Pepe is weird +Every little Pepe is weird +Pepelicator pepelicator +Two mouths and purple hair +I’m not sure what’s going on there +But Every little Pepe is weird +Every little Pepe is weird +Pepelicator pepelicator +Six eyes and a bong +All the little kids can sing along +Every little Pepe is weird +Every little Pepe is weird" +folks are turning on each other,"i cannot explain +why we cause each other pain +will we ever learn +to respect one another +see the obvious +embrace our differences +i make not think you're right +or even that you're sane +but i'd save you from a burning building +i stand with the living beings +from the bigots and the bone heads +to the unborn machines +i stand with the religious and with the atheists +i stand with the racist grandpas +and with the wide eyed kids +i stand +something in the water +is madness inducing +discontent is sown +and powerlessness is grown +in the early morning hours +the hopelessness is loosened +through thought and exercise +and an opening up of the eyes +i make not think you're right +and you may not think the same +but you'd save me from a burning building +i stand with the living beings +from the bigots and the bone heads +to the unborn machines +i stand with the religious and with the atheists +i stand with racist grandpas +and with the wide eyed kids +i stand" +To my two dads I'm everything,"I'm the moon, the stars, the world +So I'm not sure how to tell them +That I've met a girl +Will they say +Son we're disappointed DAD 1 +We thought you would be gay DAD 2 +And we can't have you living under this roof DAD 2 +If you're gonna be straight DAD 1 +We're gonna send you to gay bootcamp DAD 2 +Where the instructor's gonna shout DAD 1 +You'll be so gay when we're done with you INSTRUCTOR +That there will be no doubt INSTRUCTOR +Or will they shout +Oh goddammit how dare you DAD 2 +Say those words to us! DAD 2 +After all that we have done for you DAD 1 +How could you make this mess? DAD 1 +That's it, you little shit, we disown you DAD 2 +You are no longer our son DAD 2 +I hope you enjoy a life of sin DAD 1 +Debauchery and women DAD 2 +My girlfriend says +Just tell them already GF +I can't +But you don't have a choice GF +Sooner or later GF +You gotta tell your daddy's GF +You like girls instead of boys GF +My friends all say +Hey it's no big deal FRIEND 1 +Lotsa guys are straight FRIEND 2 +But I really think +Stop thinking! FRIEND 3 +I can't +I think they want me to be gay! +And the day finally comes +When I'm ready to confess +I sit them down and gather my courage +Every ounce that I possess +I say +Dads i've got something to tell you +They say +OK what is it son DAD 1 +I'm not sure how to say it +Well just do the best you can DAD 2 +I know you want me to be gay +Just like both of you +But I like girls and I don't wanna feel +Like I'm no longer part of this crew +Son we love you no matter what DAD 1 +Straight bent or gay DAD 2 +You can love who you want to love DAD 1 +We love you any which way BOTH +You will always be our son DAD 2 +There's nothing you could do DAD 1 +To change that very simple fact DAD 2 +We will always love you BOTH" +Lotta people like to say it happens for a reason,"But then we also like to say that we have free will +Our minds are adjustable we can justify anything +And that’s the secret to everything that we do +But you are not free +If it’s fate that brought you to me +And the path that you walk isn’t yours +If there’s left turns you can’t take because of locked doors +There’s a bunch of chemicals in your brain, and they do +Every tiny little thing that makes up you +There’s a bunch of grey matter right now behind your eyes +Electricity,, firing off" +Today I performed in front of 3000 eth,"devs But +I’m waiting to get the footage, so you +can’t hear that song now So +instead I’m +writing this song here in my hotel And +you’ll have to live with that for now +Hopefully at least by the end of the +week I’ll +have that footage for you" +Oop there goes the other shoe,"Just watch it drop down +Nowhere to run to +The world’s on fire now +Choose your battles wisely +Better save your strength +Cuz you ain’t seen nothing yet +My friend +You ain’t seen nothing yet +Did you hear the policeman say +Let them eat cake, oh +They’re playing with our lives +Like it was play doh +You’ve got no recourse left +The chain’s around your neck +you ain’t seen nothing yet +My friend +You ain’t seen nothing yet +Stand and fight +Cuz they will come for you +In their riot gear +And their tear gas too +Stand and fight +The moment’s come +Shout out loud +Beat on a drum +Stand and fight +My spidey sense is tingling +I’m just about tingled out +Every single day +Another thing to be mad about +All this fear and anger +Will consume you if you let it +you ain’t seen nothing yet +My friend +You ain’t seen nothing yet +Come on now get on the train +It’s plowing through the snow +The ticking of the bomb +The only sound, it’s about to blow +All the pieces have been carved +The board is set +you ain’t seen nothing yet +My friend +You ain’t seen nothing yet" +"1, 2, 3","Well right after 9/11 +Bush made one of his grand decrees +He said, “We gotta fight terrorism +Over there in those African countries"" +So he put his plan into action +They called it AFRICOM +That's military bases in Africa +For the US to operate from +It's a policy he pursued +For all of his 8 long years +And it has been continued +Obama's been grinding on those gears +But many African nations +Well, this makes their blood boil +Just as we wouldn't want any foreign troops +Based here on our soil +And speaking of words +That rhyme with soil +They say they gotta fight terrorism +Ain't funny how there's always, always oil +Countries rich with dinosaur juice +Let the militarization commence +I don't think that that's random +No it's not a coincidence +Now we're gonna change the subject +And talk about Invisible Children +And their very successful video +And their call to action +They are calling for American troops +Yes, they’re are calling for war +They are calling for the very same thing +That AFRICOM called for +Now what I am not suggesting +I’ll say it again +What I’m not suggesting +Is that Invisible Children +Has any ulterior motives +Or is in cahoots with the government +But for 11 years now AFRICOM +Has sought to militarize +Africa and now it has the support +Of millions of Facebook allies +But I don't think war is the answer +Less violence not more +And where there's oil, I'm even less +Convinced than I was before +Let's stop our dependence on foreign oil +That's the real sacrifice +Not sending troops to kill and die +While we sit on Facebook +And Twitter +And Youtube +And Tumblr +And Reddit +And the Internet +All warm and cozy and nice +OK? +Yeahhh" +Hear the barbarians at the gate,"All they want is a little taste +The barbed wire won’t keep them out +They’ve almost knocked the pylons down +What did you do to piss them off? +Was it hate or mistress love? +Now they’re tearing down the throne +They’re gonna make you atone +As the sun sets over this mess +You’re eating grapes and getting undressed +Now they’re cooking hides and pelts +The snow on the roof slowly melts +The horses are nervous, see they twitch +You better do something quick +But you just sit there looking mean +As they pour the gasoline +It’s too late, we’ve been consumed +Hear them singing their victory tune +Hoist that sail right up the mast +This blood red moon is your epitaph" +Keep your head down kid,"Do the work +Do what you gotta do +The whole world is gonna +constantly +try to get to you +All you got is a little bit of time +And the choices that you make +All you got is one solitary run +In the chances that you take +Sometimes you’ll feel +invisible +Sometimes like you’re +Invincible +There’s forces that you can’t control +But most of all +You just gotta love +Anybody that thinks they got it figured out +They really don’t +Everybody’s selling something +You are not alone +The way things are is not the way +That they have to be +We all come from somewhere +The sky and the sea" +When you learn to read the signs it feels,"Like you have become a wizard +But no you are just a man +Who’s learned to understand +Etherscan +You spend your day making all kinds of deals +Trading cats and dogs and trolls and wizards +But you better make plan +Or you won’t have a leg to stand on +Etherscan +If you wanna be a real degen +Then come and take my hand +Etherscan" +Bay river,"Going down the line +Bay river +I wish +I could make a mind +Every day +Every night +Rolling down the line +Every day run the rain +I wish +I could make a mind +Great river +Going down the line +Wish +I could make a mind +When +I go +I go lightly +I go daily +I go nightly when +I go +When +I sing with the river in my back pocket +I know +I can do anything +Going on down the line" +The coward said to the hole in the ground,"I'm not tryina put anybody down +But there's a war going on inside my head +And you better quick choose sides +The hole it yawned a deep deep black +wind swept up behind the cowards back +And down he fell into the great beyond +He passed bones of dinosaurs +And he passed darkened corridors +He saw the roots of the world +Form and unfold right before his very eyes +And the coward wept and fell deeper still +Down and down and down until +All below him +Was a blinding light +And the coward steadied himself and said +Here I am I am here and full of dread +And the hole just listened, absorbed his words +The light grew brighter than bright +Then a great big rumble a crash and roar +And the coward and the hole were no more +And in their place was just empty space" +last night we woke up at 4am,"we thought her water broke +The baby could come any day +there’s no way to know +He’ll arrive on his own time +His own baby newborn time +I haven’t installed the car seat +We haven’t picked a name +I haven’t joined the community garden +I haven’t gotten my blood tested, i feel so lame +Gotta make sure my cholesterol is doing ok +Man we’re really not ready +I count the days by the songs that i write +my heart beats in my chest +seems like yesterday we were staring at +the positive pregnancy test +and now he’s almost here +on his own baby newborn time" +Great products at reasonable prices,"Use code Rudy for additional savings +New sandals, new sandals, +new sandals, new sandals +Regular price $79.98, +$49.98 at mypillow.com +Promo code rudy +Promo code rudy +Promo code rudy +Promo code rudy +New sandals, new sandals, +new sandals, new sandals" +Darkness,"Darkness +Feel this darkness all around me +That's the sound of darkness +Darkness +Allah round me +AC blowing not so slow and fast +Vastly vastly +Darkness +Darkness" +I gotta find what’s inside of me,"That’ll make this work +Bleary eyed and tired you see +Me spiraling first +Oh the hunger and the thirst +They are just the worst +Not knowing and not knowing +And not knowing +But it could be worse +And it could be worse +And it could always be worse +There but for the grace of fate +Or luck or some other +some such curse +It could always be worse d +I gotta go into me +And find what I got +Blood and bone and skin +And puss and piss and snot +Oh the so many meaningless words +Every flinch it hurts +Not knowing and not knowing +And not knowing +But it could be worse +And it could be worse +And it could always be worse +There but for the grace of fate +Or luck or some other +some such curse" +Can’t remember the look on the undertaker’s face,"Can’t remember the feel can’t remember the taste +I’m standing in the street without a nickel to my name +It’s all gone out my head and it’s pouring rain +Some kinds of mysteries are too scary to follow +Some kinds of words matter more today tomorrow +Some little kicks from inside the belly grown +Inside a dragon dragging feet that’ve never flown +The covers of the manholes are too heavy to lift +The diamonds in the windows too opulent to gift +I hear someone shouting and I run away from that +Cuz I can’t deal right now, i’m all smushed flat +I wish i had a bed to sleep in a blanket overhead +Hiding underneath just like when i was a kid +I wish i had room service or a tv or a phone +I wish i had someone to make me feel less alone +Followed down the path I took anyone could be +Someone like jesus was someone just like me +You don’t need a certain way you look or feel +No lies that you tell and no truths that you conceal +Colored by the stained glass window in the church +I scan my body to see which parts hurt the worst +I have a little dollar bill crunched up in my fist +And still with all of it i’m not sure i exist" +I can’t go fast enough,"I can’t grow fast enough +I can’t know fast enough +Enough to fill us up to the top +I can’t dance fast enough +I can’t chance fast enough +Move my hands fast enough +Enough to fill us up to the top +And I’m sorry +For the business +That you’ll hear and +That you’ll witness +I can’t do it fast enough +I can’t break through it fast enough +I can’t poo poo it fast enough +Enough to fill us up to the top +I can’t age fast enough +Get on the stage fast enough +Turn the page fast enough +Enough to fill us up to the top" +Count all the votes until the ballots are gone,"Count all the votes that’s how democracy works +Count all the votes oh what a novel idea +If you don’t like it, move to China you jerks +Underfunded elections and voter suppression +700 unused voting machines +You’ve got the gall to make accusations +You can’t back up with any facts we’ve seen +Count all the votes and count them again +Both sides will see their tallies increase +Count all the votes it’s literally the least +We can do for our democracy +First time i voted was 2 triple zero +I learned then just how this will go +Counting the votes seems not to matter +To partisan judges in their long black robes +We gotta count all the votes to get it right this time +Count all the votes no matter who wins +Count all the votes that’s all we are asking +Count all the votes and then count them again" +Hydroforming a steel sphere,"Hydroforming a +Hydroforming a steel sphere +Hydroforming a +Hydroforming a steel sphere +Hydroforming a +Hydroforming a steel sphere +Hydroforming +Hydroforming a steel sphere +Hydroforming a steel sphere +Hydroforming a steel sphere +Hydroforming a" +I wasn't allowed to play with GI Joes,"I wasn't allowed to play with guns +And now I'm anti-war, don't you know +And firearms, well, I own none +I the product of my parents liberal leanings +Or would I have arrived at all these meanings by myself +I don't know +I don't know +I don't know +I played with Ninja Turtles and Transformers +I loved New Kids on the Block +And then I loved Nirvana and Bob Dylan and Lou Reed +The radio hits of classic rock +I the product of the place and time I grew +I just gonna be me, no matter what I do +I don't know +I don't know +I don't know +My gut tells me +That it's fifty fifty +Environment and damn hard code +All mixing up within me +Different amounts at different times +but in the aggregate +Each side will even out +Down the the middle it's all split +Sometimes you're into just what you're into +There's no reason and no rhyme +Or some reasons are so complicated +That they would fry your mind +Take all your fetishes, quirks and obsessions +You'll never trace the source of every single one +Cuz +You don't know +You don't know +You don'y know" +Oh,"Oh there he is +Oh no +Sam +Seder +What a fucking nightmare +Oh no +Sam +Seder +What a fucking nightmare +Oh no +Sam +Cedar +What a fucking nightmare +Oh no +Sam +Cedar +What a fucking nightmare +I always respect people who enter into the arena +Gonna do anything you can to avoid the debate +Come on man +Look +No idea that you were taking your show off early last time +I had no idea this was going to happen +Oh no +Sam +Seder +What a fucking nightmare +Oh no +Sam +Seder +What a fucking nightmare +Oh no +Sam +Cedar +What a fucking nightmare +Oh no +Sam +Cedar +What a fucking nightmare +I always respect people who enter into the arena +Seems that +Steven +Crowder had gotten some cold feet +So +I don't think he's coming +Why is that +I would love to ask him myself +He's not even answering anymore +Oh no +Sam +Cedar +What a fucking nightmare +Oh no +Sam +Cedar +What a fucking nightmare +What a nightmare +Oh no +Sam +Cedar +What a fucking nightmare +Oh no +Sam +Cedar +What a fucking nightmare +Oh no +Sam +Cedar +What a fucking nightmare +Oh no +Sam +Cedar +What a fucking nightmare +Oh no +Sam +Cedar +What a fucking nightmare +Oh no +Sam +Cedar +What a fucking nightmare +I had no idea this was going to happen +I thought +I thought +Ethan was a stand up guy" +I don't wanna go to jury duty,"I don't wanna go to jury duty +Please don't make me go +Please don't make me go +I don't wanna go to +Durand +I don't wanna go +Jury duty +Please don't make me go +Please don't make me go +Go +Can +I postpone +Can +I postpone +Can +I post +Can +I postpone" +I'm literally dying i'm in love with Beyonce,"LITERALLY DYING +WATCHING BEYONCE +JAY AND +BLUE (32 heart eye smily) Beyonce +is so genuine and amazing literally dying Literally +dying because of Beyonce +rn (cry face overwhelmed) Beyonce +is everything. Performances +amazing But +damn I was literally dying The +whole time #queenbey #VMA I am literally dying +over Beyonce +right now. Sorry +for the obsessive tweets I'm +literally dying this Beyonce +performa literally killed me I'm +dying. Literally +dying. Beyonce +is everything. Blue +Ivy is too much. Literally +dying of cuteness right now because Beyonce +just loves her family OMFG +can I just fast forward 10 years and +have that pls (heart eye smily) When +beyonce performs, i'm literally dying She +is literally doing a medley from her entire +smash album and I am dying #beyonce Literally +dying over Beyonce +right now (7 cry face) I'M +DYING BEYONCE +IS LITERALLY +KILLING ME" +We had a Halloween,"party It +was my daughter's idea One +day she just started to say I'm +having a Halloween +party And +even though my wife and I are not +party people we put everything together and now +I'm really tired We +had a Halloween +party Over +60 people here Over +half of that were kids from school and +camp in the neighborhood temple My +wife and I are not really party people +But my daughter was so excited so we +just went with it all Now +the party is over and my studio is +filled with stuff We +just threw everything in here Cause +our house is a mess My +wife and I are not really party people +No no no But +my 60 year old is in so so +so sa" +I may not be that good,"I may not be that bad +I could be dramatic +Or I could be sad +I may not be the smartest +I may not be the best +I may not finish everything +Or complete every quest +I could be the picture +I could be the frame +I could be the board +I could be the game +I could eat my words +And thought's I'd have to drink +I could hide the truth +Or just tell you what I think +This is how I am +It's how I've always been +I could be the cure +I could be the disease +I could be the fish +I could be the sea +I could belly laugh +And I could belly cry +I could eat peanut butter and jelly +Everyday until i die +I could be the fire +Or I could be the wood +I could be the rain coat +Or I could be the hood +I could be the snowy +I could be the windy +I could be the ending +I could be beginning" +I still don't feel good,This is the whole song +She’s never convinced the moon is full,"She’s a micro biologist +She loves fungi and she likes lichen too +And going to museums with her kids +Family is really important to her +She loves to cook and bake with her sons +She takes them grocery shopping to show them off +Ian and Brennan +Debrorah Ann +This is from your man +Or should I say your guy +George loves you oh so much +Your red hair and beautiful green eyes +You go to bed at 8:30 and you wake up at 4 +George loves you oh so much +Its not possible for him to love you more +Your first date was at a conference +You held hands around Madrid +You were married at the Aquarium +Your friends still talk about it +George does seafood saturday +And then sometimes it’s post doc nights +Trips out to Cape Cod +And Red Sox dreaming of the Fenway lights +Debrorah Ann +This is from your man +Or should I say your guy +George loves you oh so much +Your red hair and beautiful green eyes +You go to bed at 8:30 and you wake up at 4 +George loves you oh so much +Its not possible for him to love you more" +Ya basic,"Here’s a cactus +Darcy is a great actress +Not a person +Not a robot +What do we owe +To each other? +Chidi Anna Kendrick +Eleanor loves shrimp +Tahani is a sexy giraffe +Molotov cocktail oh dip +Donkey Doug, call me Donkey Dad +All knowing burrito +Doug Forcet got 92% +Holy mother forking shirt balls +Ya basic +Here’s a cactus +Ted Danson is a great actor +He’s a demon +But a nice one +What do we owe +To each other? +Jeremy Bearimy +Everything is fine +Mindy St. Claire gonna rub one out +Please bring her cocaine next time +Maximum Derek +Let me show you my Bud Hole +Blake Bortles x2 +Holy mother forking shirt balls +Ya basic +Here’s a cactus +great actor is William Jackson +Indecisive, gives lectures +Everybody hates +philosophy professors +Ya basic +Here’s a cactus +Jameela is a great actress +Did the right thing +Wrong reasons +And she died in Cleveland +The doorman loves frogs +Chidi’s got stomach ache +Actually it’s more like +leap INTO faith +Megan Amram +Can’t stop with the puns +I wonder how many points I’ll lose +For this novelty song +Ya basic +Here’s a cactus +great actor Manny Jacinto +On a scale of +1 to 13 +8 is the best +Ya basic +Here’s a cactus +Kristen Bell’s a great actress +This is the bad place +Holy mother forking shirt balls +Ya basic +Here’s a cactus +I’m in love with Marc Evan Jackson +He’s a demon +With a podcast +Now go do something good" +I took the train to Kings Cross,"Gonna go to Howarts, hummmmm +Gonna prove I'm not a kid +Gonna show them all some magic +Gonna go hang out with Hagrid, hummmm +Gonna go to where the candles float +By flying car thestral or by boat +And I hope +That Dumbledore comes back to life +But since there's no one left to fight, hummm +He devotes himself to peaceful things +No darkly magicked cursed rings +Just seeing what the new day brings, ahummm +And Snape is brought back too +And everybody knows why he do the things he do +Through and through +I'm thinking all these crazy thoughts +As I get into Kings Cross, hummmm +The place feels kind of dull +Escalator's kind of full +It doesn't feel magical, ahummm +I wander around a little unsure +I've never been here before +But I find platform 9 and 3 quarter +And I'm through the door" +DEEP FUCKING,"VALUE There’s +a plastic kiddie slide out on the lawn +Nondescript suburban home outside of Boston +Down in the basement so quietly He’s +seeing things that no one else sees Back +in college he was fast and free Could +run a country mile in 4 minutes and +3 Until +one day the achilles injury His +purpose taken from him so suddenly DEEP +FUCKING VALUE +He’s a chartered financial analyst And +he never expected any of this Down +in the basement, picking The +stock that launched a billion memes It +was just another stock in his portfolio He +played Donkey +Kong and maybe Mario +And now he says in his home town +he Is +gonna build indoor track facility “He always liked +money,” said Elaine +Gill, his mother. As +a child, she said, “he would get money +from those scratch tickets that people didn’t know +they’d won. People +would throw them on the ground…A lot of +times there was still money on them.”" +Laura has smithed silver by wielding fire,"Most of how cool she is is money and time +The peas are coming up +Peas are actual seeds +Bead shops are badly named +They’ve got way more than beads +Before you can dance +You gotta ask somebody to dance +You gotta go too far +With callouses on your hands +Plant your feet +Pivot and turn +And now TJ +Is part of the circle +Brent went around the room +And introduced everybody +He and his raccoon +Sitting there on his shoulder +whoa oh oh oh +Be mediocre +Darymple Heiniken +Why are you so good at things +Targeting computer +Metamorphosis goes from bad to worse +Kafka makes Brent think of the app store universe +Poor Billy thinks it’s a dream +He can’t see past his business degree +Before you can dance +You gotta ask somebody to dance +You gotta go too far +With callouses on your hands +Plant your feet +Pivot and turn +And now TJ +Is part of the circle +Opacity in Kafka makes +Brent think of the app store +Everybody here wrote Luke Skywalker’s +Targeting compute-tore +Be mediocre in public +Why are you so good things? +Why ARE you so good at things? +Now I’m excited about learning a new guitar chord +Being mediocre in public +She saw someone give a really mediocre talk" +We encode a dream of unicorns,"23 is just a random number +We celebrate the day of yore +CCC we hang around and do important things +With ??? and fairy dust +All our servers respond to pain +CCC we hang around and do important things +With ??? and fairy dust +All our servers respond to pain +Respond to pain" +You become clay Rainbow,"train Riding +down the track Rainbow +train Look +out for the stars Rainbow +train Nobody +knows where they're going till they get there +like the thumping wisdom Baby +crying why is he crying No +one knows Cause +it's a rainbow train the rainbow dream It's +a rainbow dream the rainbow train the rainbow +country" +We spent 6 trillion in iraq,"While cutting the corporate tax +I didn’t hear anyone say +How you gonna pay for that? +693 billion +On Trump’s military budget +Silence from the talking heads +No, “How you gonna pay for that?” +How you gonna pay for that? +How you gonna pay for that? +If it’s working people we’re talking about +How you gonna pay for that? +3 people in this country +Have more than the poorest half +But health insurance for everybody +Oh how you gonna pay for that? +Trump and the GOP +Have added trillions to the debt +Giving tax cuts to the wealthy +But how you gonna pay for that +We’re gonna tax the shit out of you +It’s either that or the guillotine +So when you ask how we’re gonna pay for it +Just know that’s what we mean +When it comes to fighting climate change +They ask so matter of fact +As if their future didn’t depend on it +How you gonna pay for that +I’m just a simple man +Not particularly good at math +But the dumbest question I’ve ever heard +Is how you gonna pay for that? +Nicole Wallace +Ari Melber +Don Lemon +Dana Bash +Joy Reid +Andrea Mitchell - $ 8 million +Chris Matthews - $16 million +Wolff Blitzer - $16 million +Jake Tapper - $10 million +Chris Cuomo - $9 million +Erin Burnett - $16 million +Joe Scarborough - $25 million +Stephanie Ruhle - $5 million +Anderson Cooper - $100 million +Tom Brokaw - $90 million" +1 2 3 4,"Tater +Tots and avocado shakes +Tater tots and avocado shakes +Tater tots and avocado shakes +Tater tots and avocado shakes +Tater tots and avocado shakes +Tater tots and avocado shakes yeah" +another day being sick ,"another day I hope that I feel better tomorrow +I hope that I get better soon +I've collected all the +songs about sickness that +I have written over the course of song a day +you can see them all +sometimes I get sick +but I still write my song +a day +and the camera fell" +Double tap Touch,"touch touch the or Cause +you know that it's gonna tell your future +Future Touch +touch touch the or Cause +you know that it contains everything that you +need to survive Touch +the orb Touch +the orb Put +it in your pocket Touch +the orb Touch +the orb Cause +we're gonna go up in a rocket Find +a new hat Find +a new home When +you touch the ore everything becomes clear You +finally know what the fuck you're doing here +When you touch the orb everything falls right +into place in front of your face You +see God +Touch touch touch the orb Cause +you know that everything will turn out right +Touch touch touch the orb Don't +think about it now or tonight When +you touch all the or you can feel +the electricity When +you touch the or everything looks much brighter +Everything looks smarter Everything +goes harder Touch +touch touch the arm Touch +touch touch the arm Touch +touch touch the arm Touch +touch touch the up and out" +Boom da boom da Boom da boom da,"Boom da boom da Boom da boom da +I will call on you +to come and help me. +You will call on me +when all is done, +I will do what you +ask me to When you +fall down a hole +and are free, +I said +Boom da boom da Boom da boom da +Boom da boom da Boom da boom da +I will call on you +the way you asked me to +I will say to you +the words you long to hear +I will do what you +always wanted to +Just to honor you +in the playground of life. +Singing +Boom da boom da Boom da boom da +Boom da boom da Boom da boom da" +Research into Psoriasis,"Is deeply underfunded +But you can help to change that +On the Psoriasis Cure Now Walk +You can meet other people +Who face the same kind of struggle as you +And learn about ways you can help +While raising money for the cause +Educate the public +Meet some new friends +Get some fresh air +It’s a great way to spend an afternoon… +PsoriasisWalk.org" +Jupiter puked last night you had a 24,"hour bug Jupiter +grew up last night the second night I +was up really late I went to a +town hall today bad Taking +your health care away I'm +gonna vote for a guy for governor who +doesn't suck Gotta +organize on a local level and Gotta +organize on a local level my 3000th song +is coming up in not too long I +got no ideas for it My +life is so busy I got stuff to +do Got +stuff to say Got +stuff to hate Got +stuff to play I got places to go +I got people to see I'm +so busy" +Hammerhead shark swimming in the ocean Hammerhead,"dark making everything glow don't you know that +she might get in trouble for the things +that you simply don't know that you don't +know that you don't know that you don't +know don't know that you don't know Break +another piece of the malfeasance Break +another piece of and put it in your +mouth I don't need a be man I +don't need a reason you put me here +you put me into this house empty this +house Empty +this house to this house into this house +I need to pack now I need to +pack now That's +what I got to go do when I +finish this song Hammerhead +shark now swimming in the dark now following +me whenever I just walk along along on +the beach on the beach I'm +walking along and there's a hammerhead shark following +me Follow +me walking along I'm +walking along the beach following me follow me +I'm walking along There's +a hamm shark I'm +walking along walking along A +hammerhead shark a hammer head shark" +"Snakes are scary, yeah, yeah! ","Snakes aren't scary, no, no!" +"Hear that voice, a clear bell rings You","won't believe it when you hear her sing +But she knows your song, the one inside +She'll sing it to you with her blue +eyes white If +you listen close, she can resurrect the ghost +Of every single song that you've forgotten Every +melody and word, every harmony and chord Every +twist and turn she unites the nods in +She's the girl with the songs in her +head She's +dancing by herself But +she's never truly been alone She +can speak the language She +can speak the language And +every song is in her head Have +you ever been in love? And +she can tell you future and your past +And she can speak the language And +every song is in her head She +knows every song I've +ever written And +every single song I want She +remembers the songs that I sing in my +dreams Even +when I don't G-g-girl +with all the songs in her head G-g-girl +with all the songs in her head G-g-girl +with all the songs in her head G-g-girl +with all the songs in her head" +I had something on my mind,"It’s fine +Nothing I say is real +You can’t lie all the time +About the way you do and don’t feel +I get dressed and I run, I’m done +I sit down to mediate +I can’t feel my body I’m some +Where else my brains on a different plane +I could stress but i’m unimpressed +It’s not what I want +If I could devise a test +Between I don’t and what I’ve got +I can feel letting go, I know +This familiar taste I got +Pick myself up and throw +Another log into the fire before it gets dark" +Oh come one and oh come all,"Down to the Montgomery Brawl +Swim and run and skip and crawl +Just get yourself to the Montgomery Brawl +Cuz Slaves were disembarked there +Right on that same pier +The misplaced white entitlement +Trickles down through the years +But acts of solidarity +While not fixing all the past +Take on waves of meaning +like kicking southern ass +Pride comes before the fall +Down at the Montgomery brawl +Speeding head first to a brick wall +Fuck around find out at the Montgomery Brawl +There’s no happy endings +There’s no recompense +Just a reflection of the times we live +That make no fucking sense +But you can feel the punches +And the men slammed to the ground +The triumph of the human spirit +As that chair comes crashing down +Heat wave and summer squall +Down at the Montgomery Brawl +Form up and stand tall +Get yourself to the Montgomery Brawl" +Epstein was a CIA plant,"Dipped in gasoline and the flames they grew +It’s their world we’re just living in it +Tear it down and build something new +Is humanity worth saving +That’s what the book I’m reading asks +Three Body Problem +I’m only 3/4 way through the first book +Epstein worked for the CIA +Well oiled machine that does what it does +And us peasants are just kindling +They’d burn us all up just because" +screw it just go and do it i'll,"leave it all behind if i could find +the kind of conduit through which i could +feed my hopes my dreams all my friends +and my fiends and my head would explode +exposing all my brains and the world would +know that a future never came so all +my nuts and bolts every last adult earth +would stop spinning and the turtle wouldn't eat +and the angels wouldn't cry and the devil +couldn't speak if you" +take all of your anxiety,"take all of your fear +take all your disappointment +all that stuff that accumulates over the year +take everything that didn't work out right +take all your sorrow and loss +put it all into a bucket +put it all in a bucket +then start letting it go like a boss +cause then, you're gonna take out your rocket launcher +and your gonna point, you're gonna aim +you're gonna fire that rocket at the bucket +and all that stuff is gone back to from whence it came +All the bullshit +And all the assholes +And all the trauma +And the politicians +And the loneliness +And the sense of impending doom +now you are free +free to move on +2012 is the year for you +2011 is gone" +Are really itchy and they make me so,"angry they make me mean they make me +sad I'm +going to the allergist today to find out +what I have Ohio +Just want them to go away don't want +them here for another day O +hives they keep me up at night and +then I dawn feel" +She loves watching Ellen,"And she loves Facebook +Researching places to retire +Down south she loves to look +She loves to travel +And searching for destinations +She loves Chef Kevin +And Ryan the Physicians Assistant +Happy Birthday Linda +from carp fishing Craig +This song is from him +Your loving husband +Hop on the computer +And plan your next trip +I know you’ll have a good time +Where ever you’re going +She loves the beach +And she loves Jimmy Buffett +Coffee in the morning +And she loves chocolate +She loves her dog +Cooper the Chesapeake bay +Retriever that smiles +In a happy doggy way" +Here is Toad,"for no reason at all I just felt +like looking at him I just felt like +looking at him He's +Toad he's from Mario +Kart Toad +I just felt like looking at him He's +Toad he's from Mario +Kart have you ever seen this specimen quite +so beautiful Mushroom +kingdom honor bound and dutiful he'll never let +you down he'll never let you down In +a world full of of danger Fire +pits and Koopas +he's on your side he'll help you stomp +Goombas he'll never let you down he'll never +let you down Toad +I just felt like looking at him He's +Toad and he's from Mario +Kart Toad +I just felt like looking at him He's +Toad he's from my rail car Have +you ever seen a specimen quite so beautiful +Mushroom kingdom on around and beautiful He'll +never let you down he'll never let you +down In +a world full of danger Pirate +pits and goobas he's on your side he'll +help you stomp his Goombas +he'll never let you down he'll never let +you down he'll never let you down he'll +never let you down It" +man named Matt and a man named John,"Set out for the land of Ethereum +There they found the secret of the NFT +In the form of Punks 10,000 strong +And they shared them with everyone +But some they kept for themselves under hash and key +Welcome home Ye long lost punks +You are the chosen The early ones +You’ve been safe In your devs embrace +Now it’s time to join The fold +So all you ride or die punks who +Have come to learn the secret too +Time now to remind ourselves of why we punk +Some seek money and some want fame +Some play markets like a game +Some get down to whimsy of this funky bunch +Of punks" +Up in the sky,"Out in the universe +So many suns +And planets that it hurts +And orbiting those planets +Are moons humming a tune +Because they’re orbited by +Little moon moons +Moonmoon +Moonmoon +When a moon has a moon +It’s called a moon moon +I can feel lonely +And so can you +Celestial bodies +They get lonely too +Even a moon needs a friend +When she’s feeling blue +Good thing the moon has got +friend called moon moon +When a planet falls +In love with her moon +That’s when 3 +Are born from the two +And to that little baby +Sing a lullaby tune +My sweet little love bug +My little moon moon" +you Panos,"Libraries are the best +The last sacred space +If you’re a king or homeless +There’s a place for you +And me and every one else too +At your local library +From the small towns +Where Amazon’d never go +To the miracle that is librarians +Who will help your knowledge grow +No you can’t replace +This utterly remarkable space +At your local library +It’s clear you haven’t been +Maybe ever +And so may I suggest that you +Endeavor +To see what all the fuss is about +Get a library card and check a book out +You’ll be surprised +How unlike a Starbucks it is +You won’t believe your eyes +You capitalist rascal +When folks +Like you talk about what value is +I think that you imagine +The ups and downs of the stock market +You’ve lost the capacity +To see beyond your love of money +At your local library +The totality +Of human knowledge and expression +Is worth more +Than Amazon’s many billions +And experiencing that in the flesh +Cannot be overstated +Without it what is left +But a sad heart unsatiated +Without a local library" +I’ve got a headache,"it’s from lack of caffeine +That’s what I’m telling myself +I feel low down and mean +I’ve got a headache +It’s pretty much all that’s going on +I’m getting on a plane tomorrow +I hope by then it’s gone +I’ve got a headache +Send me all the good vibes +I just want to put down the guitar +And rest my eyes" +I’m going to the dentist again,"Gonna get my cavity filled +I’m going to the dentist again +Gonna get my cavity filled +I hope they knock me out with the gas +So it feels like it goes real fast, oh +I hope they knock me out with the gas +So it goes real real fast, oh" +In exactly one year it'll be sung a,"day 6000 6000 In +exactly one year it'll be 365 more songs +and songs a day 6000 6000 Time +moves faster than it ever has Time +moves faster than a faster baby And +I make up the words That +I don't know what to say And +I say it Cause +in exactly one year it'll be song a +day 6000 6 6000 1 2 3 4 +5 6000 songs in one year In +one year In +one year from now on 6 6 25 +6000 songs on 6 6 25 6000 So +on 6 6 25 Mm +mm mm I kind of wish it had +been 6 6 26 But +then I would have had I started in +2010 and I started in 2009 So +in one year it'll be song a Day +6000 One +year from now One +year from 6000 songs in 6000 days 5000 +feels like it was just the other day +4000 feels like it was just T +H E +other day 3000 feels like it was just +the other day 2000 songs That's +almost 4000 songs ago 1000 songs That's +almost 5000 songs ago And +Jonathan that's too many songs They +should play this on the radio Jonathan +that's too many songs They +should play this on the radio They +should play this on the radio On +the radio On +the radio On +the radio" +I don’t know how to turn a knob,"So I’ll just go for a ride +My inner hippo +With my little baby on his back +I’m just sitting there waiting for the nap +My inner hippo +I’m just sitting there waiting for the nap +My little baby doesn’t want to sleep +So I’ll just put my little baby to sleep +It’s only now I realize +That this is where I belong +Right here in between these two +It’s only now I realize +That I am not alone +I am not alone +I am not alone +I am not alone, not alone, I am not alone +When you’re feeling rejected +When there’s something that you need to hide +One way or the other +How do you know which is which +Where can you be sure +that you will be +when you get back +To protect your little one, you’ll lie and conceal +So hide yourself, you coward +When you’re feeling rejected +When love isn’t your strong suit +When love isn’t your thing +You can always turn the other cheek +You can always turn the other cheek +When it’s clear that love can’t keep you going +Hiding in plain sight +Your baby is scared +He won’t shut up now +He’s scared of everything +Now he’s going to nap" +"I'm a beta, I'm","a beta, and we're both beta as fuck +If you're looking for an alpha male here, +then you're shit out of luck Domination +and total power, these are not things we +crave Our +self-worth is not contingent on how many women +we've laid We +know that we are real men Even +though our bank cards are unvoiled Don't +need memories to tell us so And +if they did, we'd be annoyed We're +not afraid of how we feel Even +if we don't feel afraid We're +not afraid to let it show Sometimes +of that hate Toxic +masculinity that permeates our culture Says +women are a prize to be conferred after +adventures Says +don't show your emotions, be violent or be +killed Says +you are all the life you want, something +if you're unfulfilled It's +not your fault Must +be those feminists, must be those women Who +won't have sex with you I'm +a beta, I'm +a beta, and we're both beta as fuck +If you're looking for an alpha male here, +then you're shit out of luck Domination +and total power, these are not things we +crave Our +self-worth is not contingent on how many women +we've laid Never +felt comfortable acting invulnerable Never +felt compatible with acting infallible I never felt +entitled enough to act hostile Never +felt exceptional just cuz my genitals Oh +my goodness, oh my gosh I think we've +gone full Mackintosh +Oh my goodness, oh my gosh Oh +my goodness, oh my gosh I think we're +gone full Mackintosh +Oh my goodness, oh my gosh I think +we've gone full Mackintosh +And I'm +a beta, and we're both beta as fuck +If you're looking for an alpha male here, +then you're shit out of luck Domination +and total power, these are not things we +crave Our +self-worth is not contingent on how many women +we've laid Our +self-worth is not contingent on how many women +we've laid Our +self-worth is not contingent on how many women +we've laid" +Innovative high school principle,"Proud single mother of three +Lead singer of a Yiddish folk group +Budding therapist with a gift for empathy +Backyard birds would eat from her hand +Great grandmother with an easy laugh +Always looking out for others +She was known to many as Babs +The living and the dead +Coexist +They are in our hearts and heads +We go on like this +I know you’re hurting right now +Because I am too +Would you take care of me +Cuz I’d like to care for you +Songwriter for rock, film and stage +Jazz trumpet virtuoso +Known for having a smile on her face +Could make anything grow +Loved art and making cards +Bounce DJ and radio personality +Ballroom dancing star c +Liked his bacon and his hash browns crispy" +Abraham Lincoln was a friend of mine,"He used to sleep on my couch +When he dropped a dumbbell on my foot +I tried hard not to say ouch +He was pretty gnarly +I didn’t want to seem soft +He had a charm like an octopus +And he’d never turn it off +Abraham Lincoln didn’t have a job +He meditated everyday +He always knew what I was thinking +And what I was about to say +He never washed his clothes +Beetles lived in his beard +I’d take him to Thanksgiving +And my family thought he was weird +Abraham Lincoln danced like Michael +And sang like HG Welles +He loved to eat fried dough and cast +Warlock spelly spells +Nothing phased old honest Abe +And I miss him all the time +He used to sleep on my couch +Abe was a friend of mine" +Improvising a song about Farcaster,"Almost Stratocaster +Almost Stratocaster +I got letters on my desk from the +irs From +the irs from the irs I wrote a +song about Friendster +I wrote a song about Facebook +I wrote a song about Twitter +and Tumblr +And Tumblr +Now now I'm +improvising a song about podcaster on my Stratocaster +on a Sunday +afternoon with the IRS +letters on my desk Sitting +here drinking tea thinking about all the songs +that I wrote throughout the years Band +camp Tumblr +and so many more How +many of these things were successful as far +as having to build up my audience again +is very daunting Is +very daunting But +this time is the last time I swear +because it'll be open information Open +information Podcaster +on the Stratocaster +On the Stratocaster +with the irf sitting on my desk Sitting +on my desk I owe so much money +that it makes me sad and I don't +have a lot of time to write this +song so I think I gonna stop I +think I'm +gonna end the song right here" +lutein lutein,"very good for your eyes +they won't call you four eyes +if you eat green things +so eat green things +your eyes are important to you +you don't want to go blind +simple changes in diet +can have drastic effect you'll find +that by eating green leafy vegetables +your eye site could improve +make a salad, steam some broccoli +because you've got a lot to lose!" +Thousand and thousands and thousands and thousands of summers,"You moved upon my back in no hurry +Together, together, together we watched the world +We even showed up in the Vikings stories +I know change change is the only constant +But there’s so much I wanted to say +To you +Before +You went +Away +My love +My love +My love +The secrets the secrets the secrets that I’ll always keep +For you until the earth swallows me whole +Will keep me will keep me will keep me from despair +Watching the ice around me disappear +Someday the sun will explode +But there’s so much I wanted to do" +I don’t remember even half the songs that I’ve written,"Don’t remember even half the girls +That I’ve been smitten with +Try to sit and meditate +But it doesn’t work +I’m unable to satiate my self worth +I feel like a jerk +I don’t remember even half the days that I’ve been alive +Don’t remember even half the meals that I’ve eaten +Food that I’ve tried +My brain’s a big jumble +Just a series of tunes +If you hear me mumble +That’s what I do +When I think about who I am +Tell myself that I am only +Just a tiny little speck +And everyone that’s ever known me +Will forget me when I’m gone +And things will carry on +Though we’ll all be dead +Don’t remember even what her face looked like +Forget about the feeling of her skin +Don’t even try +Don’t be offended +If I forget something that you said +It’s not that I don’t care +It’s just my head +It’s got a loose thread +I forget a melody as soon as I sing it +Most of the time +I’m forced to just wing it +Can’t you tell +There’s nothing preparing me +For turning 30 +Now I’m so forgetful +And it’s really hurting +But I tell myself that I am only +Just a tiny little speck +Everyone that’s ever known me +You’ll forget me when I’m gone +Things will carry on +We’ll all be dead" +Born in Vermont in 1982,"Grew up in a small town there +Started playing guitar when I was 12 years old +And growing out my hair +Never did drugs +Lost my virginity May 10th, 1996 +Left high school one semester early +To get my college kicks +When I was 17 I went to Israel +I spent 4 awesome years at Bennington College +I got my Masters degree at Cal Arts +Where I wrote a rock opera about the Super Mario Bros. +And then I created GameJew +Oh yeah +Now I write a song a day +And I live in Berkeley" +The whole world’s going to shit and I,"Don’t know how to deal with it so I +Live the same +Like I’ve always lived +While trying to find +What my breaking point is +If there’s a line will I know it’s crossed +If there’s hope will I know when it’s lost +I wish I could put the world on pause +For a minute +I can hear my ancestors say +Come on putz, get out of the way +Before the borders are blocked up +You schmuck, it’s all fakakta +The hyper realism is out of control +Emperor’s got no skin, he’s bones +Oops Fukuyama made a little mistake +We lost Michael Brooks and David Grae +Brrr go the super pacs +They say just vote, and try to relax +Between the nazis +and my heart attacks +I think I’ll just lay down +For a minute" +Multimedia that's the morning p Gently,"warm in Ohio +Diabetes party or no is free diamond hands +diamond hands diamond hands Candles +diamond hands Party +this diamond hands that's a pore moto baby +Stone crash Diamond +hands diamond hands diamond hands diamond hands diamond +hands Moses +and Cowan +are war and ohana they're having a party +with some pizza and we're also having a +party party in the city known as mile +high Capiche +Volta belly that's why diamond hands diamond hands +diamond hands diamond hands My +hands are diamonds they're made of diamonds Made +of diamonds it's really inconvenient it's really inconvenient +to have hands made of diamonds diamond hands +diamond hands diamond hands form it's really Just +ask Raphael +Donatello and Luigi +capiche Speaking +the Italian +Mario It's +coming out on my birthday Mario +Louie's coming out on my birthday Gonna +go to Mario +movie and eat some pizza on my birthday +on birthday snaps hold some of their songs +he's got diamond hair Domin +hold them some of their songs He's +got diamond hands Adam +holds the most some of these songs out +of everybody And +he's got the diamond hand diamond hands diamond +hands diamond hands diamond hands Pizza +hands Pizza +hands Pepperoni +hands Pepperoni +hands Hawaiian +hands Hawaiian +hands Italian +hands Italian +hands Ouija +hands Ouija +hands Bowser +hands Bowser +hands diamond diamond diamond hands diamond diamond diamond +hands diamond diamond diamond hands diamond diamond diamond +hands Metallic +metallic metallic metallic Pizza +Pizza Freedom +Freedom Pizzapizza +for everybody Everybody +Pizza pizza Everybody +Everybody Everybody +Everybody Everybodyeverybody +everybody gets some pizza Every +every gets some pizza because they deserve it +They deserve it Every +human being Every +human being is a worthwhile person It's +a worthwhile person contains a universe and is +made of atoms and is made of atoms +just like you just like and just like +me Just +like me So +they all deserve pizza They +all deserve pizza It's +a human right It's +a human right to have pizza and a +party have pizza and a party with our +friends with our friends diamond hands diamond hands +diamond hands diamond hands diamond hands I guess +that's the end We're +all pizza and I think that's it Thank +you guys" +Son of a bitch,"Thinker mouth +I will die losers +In other words dollars and fuck +Fuck em +Handa +Panda +Panda +Panda +Panda +Panda +Panda +And fuck +We get some weirdos +We get some weirdos 25000 dollars dollars dollars +Kara what is that +Threesome +No +Ken +What's a ho +No +Fuck +Son of a bitch +Pink or mouth +I will die losers +In other words +Pink dol +I can't stand it +I know you planned it +Listen all y'all +It's a this +It's a sabotage +Yes +Wait a minute +I just got a crick in my neck +Yes +Yes +Crick in my neck +What is you doing baby +Fuck +We get some weirdo bitch crick in my neck +Tweets texts emails cards and letters wishing me well +I'm a lucky guy +What is +We love you out there +That's very kind +Thank you +Cost you 1995 +The sabotage +Yes +I like that +Yes +Kara what is it +Threesome +No +Son of a bitch +Thinker mouth +I will die losers +In other words dollars and fuck +Son of a bitch +I will die losers +In other words dollars and f" +I don't wanna be sitting here one more,"minute I just wanna be finished I don't +wanna be sitting here anymore I wanna walk +right out the door oh I don't wanna +be sitting here writing this song Writing +this song do I don't wanna be sitting +here writing this song it's time to go +it's time to go I can't get my +butt out of the sea and get onto +my feet I can get my feet to +walk on the ground and talk to the +sky Here +we go Here +we go I've +been trying for a while to say the +thing that I need to that I feel +like if I don't reply then I'll +feel like a lean to that's falling down +but you're in the woods with no people +in it all I've +been trying to get my butt into the +sky out of this chair and by the +by into the sky where there's flight cars +O" +President,"Right this way +Why you text +President +Why +Why +Why +Why +Why +Why +Why +You're getting nervous man +Getting nervous man +Why +Why +Why +Why +Why +Why +Why +Why +Why +You're getting nervous man +Getting nervous man +You're getting nervous man +Getting nervous man +You're getting nervous man +Getting nervous man +You're getting nervous man +Getting nervous man +You're getting nervous man +Getting nervous man +You're getting nervous man +Getting nervous man +You're getting ne nervous man +Getting nervous man +Why +Why +Why +Why +Why +Why +Do we bring your own +You're getting nervous man +Getting nervous man +Why +Why +Why +Why +Why +Why +You're getting nervous man +Getting nervous man +You're getting nervous man +Getting nervous man +You're getting nervous man +Getting nervous man +You're getting nervous man +Getting nervous man +You're getting nervous man +Getting nervous" +Everything's running out of batteries This,"is up to and including me Every +train, every train running out of steam Everything +is running out of batteries Nobody +knows when they'll be four times Nobody +knows how much time they have left Everything's +running out of batteries I mean this figurative +and literal ease The +clouds fall down, that's called rain The +clouds fall down, that's called rain Everything's +running out of batteries You +don't look at me, you don't look at +me A +boat looking for a safe harbor Out +on the sea, out of battery I'm +running out, I'm +running out, I'm +running out I'm +running out, I'm +running out, I'm +running out Another +improvised song I have some sort of sad +news to convey A +very long time song a day fan slash +friend slash watcher I knew her by her +YouTube handle Swiss +Buckner If +you've been around my channel for any length +of time you will have seen her comments +very often daily for many many many many +years And +she passed away I think this month her +fiance got in touch It's +a funny thing, it's a strange thing This +relationship that I feel like I have with +you guys Especially +those of you that comment everyday I read +every comment and when those comments stop it's +like most often I just assume that you've +moved on But +this is the second instance in which I've +learned that a consistent commenter has passed It +makes me really sad like I feel real +heaviness in my chest to know that Swiss +Buckner won't be around anymore to leave her +encouraging comments So +a moment of silence for Swiss +Buckner Just +want to let you guys know how much +I appreciate each and every one of you +Yeah" +The death star is destroyed by I still feel her pull,"Dreams of light sabers and Wookies seep into my skull +In the darkest times we always clung +To the far off chance that it could still be fun +Pages from the calendar fall, my excitement grows +Those butterflies I felt when hearing Han Solo +In that trailer saying, “Chewy we’re home.” +I hope my excitement isn’t overblown +We have waited, oh oh oh +Maintained our capacity for hope +When the universe seemed to say nope +We still believed +That the new Star Wars +Could be good +That the new Star Wars +Might not suck +We know this feeling +We’ve been burned before +But we’re willing to follow you once more +The new Star Wars +Might not suck +The cast looks good and JJ Abrahams is +Definitely capable of doing better than Lucas did +Lawrence Kasdan portends good things +We can safely say there’s no Jar Jar Binks +I can feel that old star wars feeling in my gut +It’s hard to keep from screaming in anticipation but +I temper that with some dark thoughts +I take nothing for granted, not the dialog or plots +Bringing back all our old friends +Could be the worst thing or the best +Making lots of Star Wars movies +My brain’s been a little obsessed" +If I could I’d take,"Three baths a day +H20 +Bury me at sea +Give the fish something to eat +Leave behind my phone +I don’t need it +I don’t want it +I’m in the bath +I’m haunted +If I only could +I’d live out in the woods +Cover myself in bark +Ride a giant moose +Let my anger loose +Sing songs to the trees in the dark +I need it +I want it +I’m up a tree +I’m haunted +If I could I know +I would keep you close +Sweat and smiling face +From the north to the south +Limbs sticking out +Bodies flying all over the place +I need it +I want it +I’m all alone +I’m haunted" +When I say I got no time,"That’s just what I mean +And the only crime +Is that I’m stuck up a tree +I can barely breathe +My wife can barely sleep +When I say I got no time +You better just believe me +R" +She names her cats after singer-songwriters,"She used to ice skate down the Rahway river +She's kind of obsessed with Paris +She's in a loving marriage +And she's always worried about other people +When she was pregnant, she could eat anything +She plays guitar and she sings +She's had so many different jobs +She writes poems plays and blogs +Essays, articles, ad copy and smoke signals +Oooh, the replacement child +Oooh, life's mad and wild +She's a loyal friend +great mother to Justin +Oooh, the replacement child +The town where she lives is a duplicate +Of the town she grew up in +She self published her book +Publishers took another look +When it sold over 14,000 copies" +I was born,"Lost and lonely +On the way to school +Didn’t know +That I was only +Part of the golden rule +Around my heart +The scaffolding +Holding it all together +If I was smart +I’d know something +About how to live forever +I grew up +Broke and bleeding +Chained to nothingness +I knew love +Was self defeating +So I stayed above the mess +When I die +I’ll see the sunset +Glowing beyond the veil +See the truth +Really know it +As my body begins to fail" +He’s so goddamn stupid,"He’s so fucking dumb +The depths of his idiocy +My brain goes numb +Just thinking about +How +And how he’s never done nothing +But take credit for +Other people’s accomplishments +So what’d you expect +He’s changing +The name +To X" +Dom dom riggy diggy dom dom,"Dom dom riggy diggy dom dom +Dom dom riggy diggy dom dom +Dom dom riggy diggy dom dom +Everybody tells you +You’re going the wrong way +But you keep going +Dom dom riggy diggy dom dom +Everyone’s against you +You hear it in the words they say +And that’s worth knowing +Dom dom riggy diggy dom dom" +Let’s let all the old people die,"Grandma and grandpa had long happy lives +Now let’s let them sacrifice +Themselves to the stock market +My folks don’t need to see my children +Graduate high school so let’s get killing +Do we really need old people anyway +Don’t they drag down the economy +This is America, land of the free +The mightiest, greatest, best country +Where you work a lifetime to the bone +And then we just let you die +Sure we could just give everyone +little bit of the one trillion +We are giving to banks every day +But who needs old people anyway +Old people +LET THEM DIE +Immuno comprised +JUST LET THEM DIE +And why why why +Because we care +More about money than we do people +The poor and unlucky +LET THEM DIE +The undocumented +JUST LET THEM DIE +And why why why +Because we care +More about money than we do people" +I don’t dance no more,"I was a dancing bear +I don’t dance no more +I was a dancing bera +I don’t dance no more +Tra la li, tra la le, tra la la +I was a thieving hawk +I don’t thieve no more +I was a thieving hawk +I don’t thieve no more +I was a thieving hawk +But, I don’t thieve no more +Tra la li, tra la le, tra la la +I was a dancing hippo +I don’t dance no more +I was a dancing hippo +I don’t dance no more +I was a dancing hippo +I don’t dance no more +Tra la li, tra la le, tra la la +Tra la looooooh +I was a butterfly +I don’t fly no more +I was a butterfly +I don’t fly no more +Well, I was a butterfly +Milk and sugar and take my eye +I don’t fly, fly, fly no more +I was a caterpillar +I don’t catter no more +I was a caterpillar +I don’t pillar no more +I was a caterpillar +Turn her right +Turn her filler +I don’t caterpillar +Tra la loooooooh x2 +I was a hummingbird +I don’t hum no more +I was a hummingbird +I don’t hum no more +I was a hummingbird +Humming without a word +Ah, tra la li, tra la la +I was a giraffe, kaput +I don’t giraffe no more +I was a giraffe, kaput +I don’t kaput no more +I was a giraffe once +I took my time then +Ah, tra la le, tra la la +Tra la loooooh x3 +I was a dancing bear +I don’t dance no more +I was a dancing bear +I don’t dance no more +I was a dancing bear +Put her here +Put her there +I don’t dance +Tra la la la le +I don’t dance +Tra la la la le +Tra la la la la" +Don’t put that in your mouth,"Come on now spit it out +Sand and dirt and puddle mud +I know that stuff can’t taste good +I feed you pasta feed you bread +You spit it out silly head +But grass oh that you’ll eat raw +Come on little baby not right at all +I thought when you learned to walk +This kind of thing might then stop +Since your not close to the ground +But still it all goes in your mouth +You’re almost 17 months +year an a half is coming up +Please tell me that you’ll stop +My little baby my tiny tot" +We introduce and formally define polynomial commitment schemes,"and provide two efficient constructions polynomial commitment scheme +allows a committer to commit to a polynomial +with a short string that can be used +by a verifier to confirm claimed evaluations of +the committed polynomial Although +the homomorphic commitment schemes in the literature can +be used to achieve this goal, the sizes +of their commitments are linear in the degree +of the committed polynomial. Danksharding +Yeah we’re starting Time +for scaling with Proto-danksharding +Pure of heart and So +smart This +is the soul of Proto-danksharding +requires only a constant amount of communication overhead +Therefore, our schemes are useful tools to reduce +communication cost cryptographic protocols On +that front we apply our polynomial commitment schemes +to four problems in cryptography: verifiable secret sharing, +zero-knowledge sets, credentials and content extraction signatures" +Okay so you didn't think I'd,"come to your party for the launch of +your app and not actually write a song +about it did you I didn't actually That's +crazy So +yeah here we go The +Overcast theme song just for you Podcast +app design is a UX +playground and Marco +couldn't stay awake He +just had to play around He +just He +went for powerful but simple Oh +With lots of custom stuff designed to make +it ever easier to listen to all the +shows we love Smart +speed cuts the silences It +helps you to save time Voice +boost normalizes voices loud and quiet Smart +playlists are intelligent with filters and sorting rules +New shows from your Twitter +friends Find +those diamonds and those jewels O +over cast w Overcast +Good for listening to your shows very very +fast W +Overcast w Overcast +Nothing overlooked no feature half assed overc Marco +announced at XOXO +and refined his design Made +it free with limits Unlock +it all for 499 and if you don't +like his app he's got alternatives for you +And now the only question that remains is +who's he gonna sell it to Overcast +Overcast Good +for listening to your shows very very fast +O Overcast +Guess what Overcast +Nothing overlooked no feature Half +ass Overcast +or ostensibly for other things but really just +for this And +I really appreciate that We +really appreciate that And +thank you very much for everything For +testing the app for using the app for +being our friends for coming to our house +for enjoying our parties and eating our ridiculous +food Thank +you very much for everything And +thank you Tiff +You're amazing" +Should I be frightened? Oh,"yes! Through +and through! What’s +the name of this crisis? I think we’ll +call this one…Swine Flu! +Swine flu, swine flu Well, +I’m freaked out How +about you? Swine +flu, swine flu Where +can we go? What +can we do? What +are the signs? What +are the symptoms? Like +the regular flu, as far as we know +So what makes this one different? 100 dead +in Mexico! +And the circumstances around their deaths? Of +this we cannot be sure Well +isn’t that part kind of important? Well, +what do you need to know that for? +Well for one thing, what if they had +pre existing conditions? Or +maybe they just let the flu get out +of hand I mean, tens of thousands of +people die every year from the normal flu +So if you’re gonna give me scary facts +You better have your scary facts all planned +Swine flu, I’m +not afraid til I get some proof I +have this feeling you’re trying to sell me +medicine No… +Swine flu, swine flu Media, +what are you trying to do? Don’t +we have enough problems as it is? Please +just leave me the hell alone Thank +you" +Why does everything have to be so hard,"all the time So +goddamn difficult Never +easy never good Just +like one thing after another all day long +I sing with same old song and now +just wanna get on with it today But +I'm stuck in this seat and I'm +gonna plant my feet until I can't move +Cause everything is holding me down like glue +like me and you why is everything so +hard all the time Never +easy Every +story that I tell it ends the same +way in the depths of hell I am +stranded I am looking for Everybody +has a different definition of how Some +people say it other people Some +people say we're already there there why do +I think of Sis +A fan You +want to imagine him happy Just +finding joy in the daily struggle I see +That's kind of puritan It's +work work work That +Protestant American +work ethic Don't +miss me with that I'd +rather take a nap in the sunshine by +a been just fish for something but even +when I sit down to do my song +Everything goes wrong Everything +goes wrong Even +when I sit down to do math song +Everything goes wrong" +I’m just like this old guitar,"I can’t stay in tune +I’m trying way too hard +Blowing up like the moon +On and on and on +I keep my sleepless watch +Is all my relevance gone +From my head down to my crotch +I’m a burly basement dweller +I got no fucks to give +It’s probably just as Weller +I got one life to live +On and on and on +I keep my sleepless watch +Is all my relevance gone +From my head down to my crotch +I’m sidling up to paint +new coat on your van +Don’t tell me what I ain’t +And I’ll tell you what I am +On and on and on +I keep my sleepless watch +Is all my relevance g +one +From my head down to my crotch" +You got a lot of choices,"You got a lot of time +Space is infinite +So no matter how you look at it +You’re gonna be just fine +And it takes a lot of energy +To open a black hole +To follow the thread +To clear your head +Of the virtues you’ve extolled +But i wouldn’t trade +a choice i made +for the parallel unknown +Or maybe I would +Bad or good +game of telephone +Would I lose you +Would I be who +I am sitting here right now +I wonder and think +Would I be out of sync +That’s what I think about" +Pretty soon the whole world will be,"The planet’s getting hotter +And we’re running out of water +And there’s no oxygen left in the sea +But don’t give into madness +When the resources are low +Spread it all around like a lost and found +Made of quid pro quo +I’m not a communist! +Though my granddaddy was +No, I just think that if we’re all in sync +We can make it through because +Well, you and me we’re not so different +Different +You and me, we have a lot in common +Common +Oh +We both want the same thing +Oh +To be loved and cared for +Oh +To live and make it happen +So when those fires happen +And the earthquakes, tidal waves and hurricanes +Stricken by a flu pandemic +Dirty bomb or market panic +Please don’t go insane +No, don’t give into madness +When the resources are low +Spread it all around like a lost and found +Made of quid pro quo +I’m not a communist! +Though my granddaddy was +No, I just think that if we’re all in sync +We can make it through because +We’re all the same +We’re all the same +Whoa whoooooh ohh ohhh" +"Purple smoothie, purple shirt","And every morning write the song with one hand +And no one will get hurt +Purple smoothie, purple shirt +I wear it proud +No matter what you say +I’ll sing out loud +Purple smoothie, purple shirt +The fabric thinning into a million pieces +Pick up the threads and no one gets hurt +Purple smoothie, purple shirt +It makes no sound +But the song I write and sing is all around +And I have another thought +and the days go by +And it's overwrought +But I don't mind +I am just another servant +Don't heed my words +This is just another moment +Of bones and the birds +Purple smoothie, purple shirt +Is such a very, very, very strange one +Radioactive and inert +Purple smoothie, purple shirt +I wear it proud +No matter what you say +I'll sing out loud" +Take a journey through,"The textbooks of your youth +They’ll lead you right back to +The child that you were +Assembly in the gym +Do you wanna sit next to him +I’m learning how to swim +In Browns river +Read the entrails +Of the dead whales +Of the dead trees +That taught you science +Read the textbook +And then next look +The risk that you took +In Non compliance +Levar Burton is there +Soaring through the air +And if you stop to stare +You’re turned to stone +The books fall down +Cascade of knowledge wow +Better take shelter now +You’re on your own" +Cross the state line Cross,"the deadline and I lose time that was +never mind Though +I don't mind Because +I'm so inclined and Loris +knows that I On +a Sisyphus +climb Flip +the bed burn say a kind word despite +what you've heard I've +considered that My +soul's in turn between lines Been +blurred by canary burns in the minds unheard +Help me Jesus +Help me Buddha +I'm living a life that's been substituted Brain's +been swapped Blood +transfused Nerves +replaced My +mind confused Pump +the life Blood +dark as old mud Ready +my wheel hug for the big flood Punch +that punch good Punch +it feel good don't be understood Just +be Robin +Hood Watch +the window Darkness +faint glow Uphill +so slow merrily barely go but it's a +steady flow we make a solid tableau We've +got rocks and toes look out below Help +me Jesus +Help me Buddha +I'm living a life that's been substituted Brain's +been swapped Blood +transfused Nerves +replaced Mind +confused" +I just couldn’t dance,"When it mattered the most +I froze: I split the party into two +I caused the tide to rise +Behind two brown eyes +As hard as I tried +I couldn’t change the scene +Magnets and gravity +The whole room was mad at me +Some things you just can’t change +Sometimes it’s hard to move +windowless room +An ungrateful groom +Too soon: fingers twisted into knots +And lightning struck the church +When prayer doesn’t work +You’re left with knives and forks +And I felt like a jerk +Magnets and gravity +The whole room was mad at me +Please, Please +I heard the minister say +None of this was sinister, heyWe all are friends here +Coasts and jackets coming off +Mouths and guns were going off +40 tons of souls were spilling out into the room +And I’m gonna sweep +Up this mess +Just as soon as I sleep +For 24 hours, straight +My heart wouldn’t beat +And I couldn’t speak +My teeth: were littering the floor +And just as I heard my name +That’s when she came +Inevitable as rain +Tears came out like waves +I knew I couldn’t stay +Or I’d be swept away +Please, Please +I heard the minister say +None of this was sinister, heyWe all are friends here +Coasts and jackets coming off +Mouths and guns were going off +40 tons of souls were spilling out into the room +Trees growing out the floor +Flames spilling in the door +hot wind blew +Eagles flew up overhead +I heard a voice, not what it said +But it was you +It was you +It was you +It was you-ooo +It was you +It was you +It was you-ooo +bluebird was singing +My ears were ringing +I looked, but you weren’t there" +Oh,"I said something +I didn't mean to tell you +And now +I'm in trouble with the law +They're coming to shut me down +Leave" +Another foggy night in the swamp,"The lights go out and the dark goes chomp +Feeling my in my bones in there +Gotta get back up out of bed again +I just threw my heart into the lake +I think maybe we stayed out too late +I don't know +I don't know +I don't know +I don't know +I don't know +Another tipping point +Head on the green +You fight these monsters so unseen +You're looking more and more and more just like a ghost +I'm starting to become what +I fear the most +I just threw my hat into the lane +I think maybe we stayed out too late +But +I don't know +I don't know +I don't know +I don't know +I don't know +I don't know +I don't know +I don't know +I don't know +I don't know +I don't know +I don't know +I don't know +I don't know +I don't know +I don't know" +That’s all you’re eating two bites Pippy Mann,"stop do you want something else? +OK can I tell you what I put in your lunch? +Flip, cheese, goldfish, flip, cheese, goldfish, +pancakes, not pancakes, flip, cheese, goldfish, +poetry not poetry, flip, cheese, pancakes, Kobe, Kobe, +not pancakes, flip, cheese, grapes, +goldfish, bar, yo-yo +is that enough For Hebrew school" +You always must follow Rule,"number one is go find a shotgun Aim +for a head shot Aim +for a head shot Now +would you ever let a zombie survive? NO! +Why would you do that? Seriously, +why would you do that? What +if you could study it and learn all +kinds of things about it? NO! +Just kill it! Haven’t +you seen the movies? We’ve +got zombie banks with their toxic assets The +bankers won’t let them die But +any horror movie aficionado can tell you that +all the zombies must die So +kill the zombie banks! Shoot +them in their heads Then +throw their corpses into the fire Too +big to fail I say too big to +live Let’s +start all over again" +Harry Alvarez needed his oxygen tank,"And then the power went out +He was just 56 years old when he died +His daughter is missing him right now +4,645 americans +Died in Puerto Rico +4,645 americans +Died in Puerto Rico +Miliana Montanez looked down at her mother +Crradled her in her arms +No cell reception, and no traffic lights +The ambulance was too late by far +Trump went golfing +And threw paper towels +He couldn’t give a damn +The rest of us sent money +And promptly forgot +Did any of us do all we can +Meanwhile the island +Is still on the brink +Hurricane season is upon us +We have the worst possible president +For a time like this +And so it’s gonna be on us" +I was 15 once I was so sure,"I thought the world owed me something I +deserved more I was 15 once With +my heart on fire Filled +with big ideas and dreams And +a nameless desire The +world seemed bent on breaking me down piece +by piece I felt trapped inside a life +I didn’t want and I would never be +released I was 15 once And +am I glad The +internet was different back then Aol +was all I had I was 15 once +If Twitter +was a thing I’d +have been a fool With +angry screaming I’d +have been a lot like you angrily typing +to a stranger in the void I’d +have stayed up late unable to sleep because +I’m so annoyed This +is all to say I feel bad about +what you’re going through But +let me add if I may I’m +glad I’m +not you With +your anger With +your frustration With +your hostility With +your shortsightedness" +I’m taking a new drug,"(And I can’t stop sleeping) +I get up and go for a run +Then I can’t stop sleeping +Except for the middle of the +night +(And I can’t stop sleeping) +On a roller coaster ride +(And I can’t stop sleeping) +I don’t mind taking a nap +But every day is a little bit much +At least afterwards I don’t feel like crap +Maybe at night I’m not getting enough +Or maybe it’s the new drug, why I +Or my code has a bug that’s why I +I close my eyes for a second and I +From the world untethered" +His wife just left him,"She was 9 months pregnant +Then she had the baby +And he didn’t even come +Bye bye Mooch +We hardly knew ya +Bye bye Mooch +The orange clown’ll screw ya +In just 10 days +You’ve earned permanent vacation +You’ve killed you credibility +And murdered your reputation +The president said come aboard +Against the wishes of his advisors +You thought, oh for me it’ll be different +But now you’ll get what you deserve +Bye bye Mooch +Don’t let the door hit ya +Bye bye Mooch +That orange clown’ll git ya" +did you know that i have a podcast,"it's called always making +i do with my friend chris +who's been making a drawing a day +for over 1000 days oh yeah" +I’m hanging on,"By a thread +I’ve taken two naps +In my bed +I dove in +To the pile of stuff +I got going +When the going got tough +Keep it up +Don’t let me down +Don’t please +The chaotic clown +Hold steady +And keep your eye +On the ball +That’s rolling by +Lotsa people +Will try and tear +You down a notch +Just stand right there +Gotta be strong +For everyone +Who depends on you +When the day is done" +We’re all just children pretending to be adults,"We’re all just monkey’s expecting results +Don’t let anybody see that you don’t know what you’re doing +Don’t let anybody know how vulnerable you feel +It’s real +It’s real +The storm and the sun and you’re the only one +Who can feel +What you feel +The arctic mountains in your heart +Are real +There’s pain in my chest and he won’t go away +He’s my best friend, he sits silently +Until I hear him whisper +But I don’t wanna listen +But the more I don’t acknowledge him +The more my heart pounds like a piston +It’s real +It’s real +The storm and the sun and you’re the only one +Who can feel +What you feel +The arctic mountains in your heart +Are real +I am an animal, I scream and shout +Crack me open and pour me out +I can fill the universe +With the freezing cold of winter +I’m good at keeping it complicated +You can’t make it simpler" +I’m a very stable genius,"Who’s like really smart +I’ve got a big stable button +So don’t even start +Watching tv in my bathrobe +I’m a big stable winner +I tell the same stable story +Every five minutes +I’m a very stable genius +Here’s a very stable tweet +You won’t find anybody +More stable than me +I’m a very stable genius +Here’s a stable interview +#maga +ooo oo oo +I’m a very stable genius +With a stable handshake +I have stable sleeping habits +At 2am when I’m awake +I’m working so hard +On my stable golf swing +For the american people +Now everybody sing" +in the earliest of times,"there was nothing but void +for humanities crimes +i am forever employed +cleaning up messes +vacuuming dirt +ready with the net +so no one gets hurt +again +don't soldier on blindly +iffen you find me +acting unkindly +my tongue is made out of fire +as i strum on my lyre +and attempt to inspire +on the ocean floor +i collect sea shells +in the highest mountains +i ring liberty bells +down in the valley +in the shady glen +they hide in doors +in the morning when +i come +a gilded knife +and a child at play +it was another life +i threw that all away +picking up pieces +falling through the cracks +you don't find love till you turn your back +on it" +Did you know,"Did you always know +Where and when +You were gonna die +I had heard +Hints and rumors +From so called friends +My whole life +And when it comes down to it +You’ve got a wound go through it +I know you can do it +I just know it +I came down +On a weeping cloud +To oversee the +End of it all +And I knew +I always knew +These folks were +Headed for a fall" +But you're the one who can turn it off now,"Um +Um +What's going on +We got a +Yoshi but we pretend that it's a +Toadette +We got a +Yoshi +We don't got a +Toadette yet +Mario +Leo he jumps +Luigi he jumps higher +Jupiter is covering the screen +He is funny and tired +Yoshi is +Toadette +Yoshi is +Toadette +Toad treasure hunter +Hunting for stars +Hunting all the day long +Toad is hunting he's hunting +Where's +Toadette +Cause this is her song +Toadette is +Yoshi in this house +Toadette is +Yoshi +You wanna sing some +I don't know +I'm done singing +You're done singing +Toadette is +Yoshi +Yoshi is +Toadette +Peekaboo +Toadette is +Yoshi +Yoshi is +Toadette +Toadette is +Peekaboo +She is +Toadette +Yoshi +Peekaboo +Yoshi is +Toadette +Peekaboo +Yoshi is +Toadette +Yodet is +Toshi +Toshi is +Yodet +Yodet is +Toshi +Toshi is +Yoda +Toto +Yo +Yoshi is +Toadette +What does +Toadette is +Yoshi +Yo yo +Yo +Yo +Yo +Yo +What does this button do +What does this button do +Take a picture" +Who's the first,"Who's the first +Who's the +God of the nifty church +Who said now let there be digital scarcity +Was it punks because they're now by far the most valuable +Some cost more than a large house +Celebrities buy them to flex their wealth who's the first +Who's the first +Who's the +God of the nifty church +Who set down let there be digital scarcity +Was it this little green fraud +All the versions made by lots of folks on colored token blocks +Sold traded also bought +Who's the first +Who's the first +Who's the +God of the nifty church +Who said now let there be digital scarcity +Was it these hexagons floating in space +The great beyond +Right when +Ethereum was turned on +Was this the nifty dog of the nifty church +Plus it now let there be digital scarcity +Was it +Ascii +Bernanke +Color coins cryptographics +Kevin +McCoy +Anil +Dash when they launched +Monograph maybe you have got to go all the way back to +Nakamoto or +This post from 93 which in great detail describes +NFTs +Who's the first +Who's the first +Who's the +God of the nifty church +Who said now let there be digital scarcity +Who's the first +Who's the first +Who's the +God of the nifty church +Who said now let there be digital scarcity +Who was it" +Are the very best no point comparing them,"when it come casting reality shows +there's only one place where everybody knows to go +if you're searching high and low +for people to be on your show +i'd like you to say hello +to the casting duo +they cast Top chef +and ultimate cake off +losing it with jillian the body fat +shake off +amazing race 5 +who wants to be a super hero +project runway 4.0 +that was emmy nominated you know +so give it up and say hello +danielle lives in redondo beach +where the ocean's within reach +randy lives in woodland hills +i once dated a girl from over there, you know +but that's just a tale of woe +which isn't really apropos +so just forget it and say hello +to the casting duo" +"I was an ape just 100,000 years ago","Doing things that apes always do +I was plucked from the plains of obscurity +My insecurity grew and grew +dragon with four heads +(One, two, three, four) +You cut off three and then +Ohhhhh ohhhh +Livin’ just for the mo’ ment +Ohhhhh ohhhh +Livin’ just for the mo’ ment +When I was air-dropped down into my cubby hole +They didn’t tell me just what I was ‘sposed to do +And so I languished on the end of telephones +Until they came in with the cleaning crew +They picked me up from my knees +And sold me piece by piece +Ohhhhh ohhhh +(Livin’ like a monkey) +Livin’ just for the mo’ ment +Ohhhhh ohhhh +(Livin’ like a monkey) +Livin’ just for the mo’ ment +(Livin’ like a monkey) +Ohhhhh ohhhh +(Livin’ like a monkey, Llvin’ like an ape) +Livin’ just for the mo’ment +(Livin’ like a monkey, livin’ like an ape) +Now I exist only in the CPU of this +Computer-active center of the universe +I live forever and don’t ever ever feel time +Though I’m hungry and +My stomach seems to always hurt +Dragon still lives on +(One, two, three, four) +But the will to fight is gone +Ohhhh oh +(Livin’ just like a monkey) +Livin’ just for the mo’ment +Ohhhh oh +(Livin’ like an ape) +Livin’ just for the mo’ment +Ohhhh oh +(Livin’ just like a monkey) +Livin’ just for the mo’ment +Ohhhh oh +(Livin’ like an ape) +Livin’ just for the mo’ment +Ohhhh oh +(Livin’ just like a monkey) +Livin’ just for the mo’ment +Ohhhh oh +(Livin’ like an ape) +Livin’ just for the mo’ment" +I never did drugs,"Because I wanted to be different +No cocaine or pot +No acid tripping expanding my thought +I never drank +Til I was 25 years old +And I haven’t had a drink +In about 3 years all told +I’m high on life +Sometimes it’s like a distance +Between me and people that use +Drugs for whatever reason +Sacred spaces that I’m not privy to +This was moreso back in high school +And in college I felt it strong +In certain tight knit situations +There was no way for me to belong +High on life +Nowadays I hardly think about it +Most folks I know are done with it +My dad smokes weed legally for his back +And he seems to have some fun with it +Sometimes I get invited +To go out drinking at bars +I love to see my friends +But I also like to stare at the stars +And get high on life"