prompt,response
My heart is beating,"All of the time
Thanks to some old
Old parts of my mind
It does all this work that I can't control
Like a celestial body careening through the vacuum of space
There is nothing I can do
So I'll just lay here with you
I’m breathing in
Even when I don't think
Little trees inside
Lungs so pink
Every time I stop to try and make sense of it
I find myself getting kind of panicked
I picture my skull beneath my face looking at you
There’s nothing I can do
country goes on with it’s head cut off
Tough on the outside, on the inside soft
Broken bones and an old malaise
Moving slower than tectonic plates
We can try to steer it but it’ll always do
What it wants to do
So I'll just lay here with you
My hands and voice just make a song
I don't even think about it just go along
Sometimes it sucks and sometimes it's ok
The main thing really is that it doesn't matter anyway
I just keep working through"
omg i'm really here please send me a hug,"Please send me a hug
If I made mac and cheese would you still love
Would you still love
It's a good way
It's a good way to go
It's a good way
It's a good way to go
Make it so
Make is to the world
Make it so the the world don't seem so small
Jiminy Crickeys scott what's going on?
Help Im trapped in this song
still feeling the effects of those cheese fries
Last year was the best, I miss those fun times
Those fun times we had
You'll never know how much I miss you
Live and love
Happiness be with you"
Take a naked picture of your self,"If you wanna
Send it to your lover
Send it to your lover
Or don’t
Maybe you just wanna see what you look like
Without any clothes on
It’s a human thing
We are all naked under our clothes
When some asshole hacks your shit
He’s an asshole
Time on his hands
Because he’s forever alone
He should be locked up
And put on the sex crime registry
It’s a sad asshole
Crying in his mama’s basement
And I hope it’s true what they say
That it gets darkest before the dawn
All the shit that’s been going this way
We’ll see some light breaking through the dark before too long
Take a naked picture of yourself
If you wanna
Naked pictures are as old as time
In a cave somewhere in France
man and woman drawn with no pants
Naked pictures aren’t the problem here
The problem is just entitled assholes
Who can’t find love because they are assholes
So they take it out on women
Who they think owe them lovin’
Never seeing that the problem is that they’re assholes"
I know you’re looking for what you won’t find anywhere,"Throw it across the room, now it go boom
Boom
Hey hey hey
Hey hey hey
Hey hey hey
Roadtrip
Hey hey hey
Hey hey hey
Hey hey hey
Roadtrip
Roadtrip
No one wants to hear about your problems
No one wants to hear about them
I know what you’re looking for
An open window, another door
Wrap it around your face
Don’t let it go to waste
Don’t let it go to waste
Hey hey hey
Hey hey hey
Hey hey hey
Roadtrip
Hey hey hey
Hey hey hey
Hey hey hey
Roadtrip
Roadtrip
Hey hey hey
Hey hey hey
Hey hey hey
Roadtrip
Hey hey hey
Hey hey hey
Hey hey hey
Roadtrip
Roadtrip
Roadtrip"
1 billion trillion stars in the observable universe,"700 quintillion planets How'd
you land on yours Land
on yours So
do you think it matters Do
you think it matters what you do Ooh
yes it does But
I don't know why so many souls living
so many souls have died how many Throughout
the universe You
can't count them You
couldn't even try Even
try So
do you think that what you do matters
Do you think that who you are matters
at all Yes
I do But
I don't know why Once
or twice I thought I had a glimpse
but it was just a parallel universe where
they lived in glimpse Glimpse
Everybody thinks at some point or another that
they are the center of it all it's
good to remember that you aren't but in
your brain there's a universe billion feet tall
tall tall so do you really think that
what you do matters Do
you really think it matters at all Yes
I do But
I don't I don't know why I don't
know why why I don't know why I
don't know why I don't know why"
"Tears, actual tears","Tears, actual tears
Dang you George double R
Why must you kill the characters we like
It's been half an hour
And I'm still throwing up
I have given birth to 8 and 9 pound babies
Watching Robb Stark die hurt more than both times combined
I wanted to tweet this five minutes ago
but couldn't cause i was sobbing an ocean of tears
Tears, actual tears
I am 5000 percent
Done with game of thrones oh my god
Watching this series was the worst decision of my life
I don't wanna watch game of thrones anymore
why must everyone die i wanna scream i just alksjdfkajdsf
pregnant getting stabbed in the stomach on Game of Thrones
What the hell hash tag i'm scarred
I'm shaking, I'm crying, I'm broken now
Robb stark by baby"
Santa,"He’s got an evil twin
Bringing presents
To wretched and the sinful
He comes out in the summer
He let’s you cry on his shoulder
Santa and his brother
Are not of this world
They don’t belong here
They relied on one another
Until like Cain and Abel
The trouble was clear
The Santa that you know
Thinks everything is binary
You’re either good or you’re bad
But Santa’s evil bro
Knows life is kinda messy
And Santa didn’t like that
So one day
The man dressed in red
Beat his little brother
To death
With the antler of a reindeer
And this is what he said
You were poisoning the children’s minds
You’re either good or you are bad"
Some days I start out with an idea,"Like today I'll write a song
About how I write a song
Other days I got no damn clue
So I sit with my guitar
Until something comes along
And then
Well, I sit at my computer
And bang on this old keyboard
Sometimes there are false starts
That I end up throwing away
Song a day
Song a day
This here’s how I write a song a day, yeah
Song a day
Song a day
This is how I write a song a day
This is how I write a song
day
So I record everything into this program
It's called “Reason and Record”
And it's by Propellerheads
It's very versatile
But I only use a fraction of it
The best program that I've found
For diving in your head
Like maybe I’ll add a little bass guitar
Maybe I’ll add some drums
Maybe just a little bit of horns
Some synth and then I’m done
Song a day
Song a day
This is how I write a song a day, yeah
Song a day
Song a day
That’s how I write a song a day
Today
That’s how I write a song a day
In general
That’s how I write a song a day
Most of the time
That’s how I write a songgggggg
day
I hope that clears things up for you"
I'm hanging on by thread,"I might as well be dead
Thinking about what you said
Rattling around in my head
Don't you know it's for it
Don't you know
I got no time for it
Don't you know
I got no
No time
I'm pushing on the rock
Don't you know
I knock knock knock
I push it down the hill
Then
I push it up again
I've got nothing to say
Doesn't matter anyway
Cause today is
Saturday
And nobody wants to play
I'm counting clocks
While we take a walk
While we stop and we talk
And the big keyboard
It goes like
Mmm mmm
It goes like mmm mmm
Goes like the end"
Doge is at 0xliscon obvs,"Where #LisCon is even happening
The amount of serendipity
And meeting new frens here is insane
WC NFT LOL…
It’s all happening in Lisbon!
AMA IRL
Coolest guy at #LisCon
Success with a community
2000 members. Sounds easy
talk on DAO prehistory
Definitely a #LisCon must-see
""Polynomials"" have been called!
#LisCon sponsor exhibit hall.
Feeling cute might delete later
Im in it for the merch
WC NFT LOL…
It’s all happening in Lisbon!
AMA IRL
Coolest guy at #LisCon"
One valentines day,"I heard you say
You wanted a boat
Two cubits by two
The size of a shoe
For a tiny flood
Three times I no
But blow by blow
I finally agreed
Four by four the rain fell
And the river swelled
And we stood on the boat
we stood on the boat
the size of a shoe
on valentines day
i was looking at you
You were looking at me
on valentines day
Heading off somewhere
neither of us could say
Five smooth tiny stones
Skipping when thrown
The drip drip of rain
Six clocks on the wall
Reading once and for all
The passage of time
seven nights and days
as the darkness faded
and a rainbow appeared
Eight lengths of rope
Tied to docks of hope
on valentines day
a rainbow appeared
on valentines day
and that's how I knew
we had gone the right way
we stood on the boat
the size of a shoe
you were looking at me
I was looking at you"
It stays so dark here from the fall,"into the spring. I'm
from Vermont,
but I'm
not used to this. It's
a whole different thing. It's
so dark. It's
so dark. Oh,
it's so dark outside. It's
dark, it's dark. I went for a run
around a lake and I saw the people
there. Then
I came back to my hotel and I
took a shower in the dark, oh it's
dark Oh,
so, so, so, so dark and cold. In
Copenhagen Then
I went for a walk and I had
some Starbucks
I like to see. How
does the Starbucks
taste in a different country? It
tastes so different. It
tastes so different. Now
I'm sitting on the balcony writing a song
Cause that's just what I do e very
single day even when I just get off
a red eye. I do it for you.
Even when it's dark, when it's dark. When
it's dark or dark dark, dark dark. And
I hear all the dogs, they go bark
a bark, bark, bark, bark. And
it's dark and it's dark around down here.
Oh, for months and months is dark. Is
dark and cloudy Too"
Darkness tumbling all around,"The waters rising the rain beats down
The moon is full it pulls and pulls
There's hard drum beat rattling round our skulls
Windy heavy it's got some teeth
picks you up like falling leaf
Treats you like an old rag doll
There's a hard drum beat rattling round our skulls
Power lines drooping low
Getting stuck in the undertow
Between a hard place and a brick wall
There's a hard drum beat rattling round our skulls
Take it with you when you leave
Tell your grandkids they won't believe
And when you're dead the ax will fall
On the  hard drum beat rattling round our skulls"
You went to the supermarket and got your,"turkey wrapped in plastic You
cooked it in the oven, it should come
out fantastic The
whole family’s coming over You
got on your evening gown But
creeping up behind you all moist and golden
brown Its
the zombie turkey She's
coming to pay you back Zombie
turkey Zombie
turkey Well
you run up the stairs to the bathroom
and lock the door You
can hear her bony legs down there banging
on the floor She
is coming ever closer and now you look
out the window And
see an entire neighborhood overrun by zombie turkeys
They are zombie turkeys and they are coming
to pay you back Zombie
turkeys Zombie
turkeys Gobble
gobble gobble Gobble
gobble gobble Gobble
gobble gobble Gobble
gobble gobble She's
banging down the door now looks like there's
no escape You
know you can't outrun her because your fat
and out of shape If
only you ate less and exercised more you
would be thinner What
a terrible way to go, to be eaten
by your dinner By
a zombie turkey who is coming to pay
you back Gobble
gobble gobble Gobble
gobble gobble Gobble
gobble gobble Gobble
gobble gobble Gobble
gobble gobble Gobble
gobble gobble Gobble
gobble gobble Gobble
gobble gobble"
I cried while watching the footage,"Of George Floyd dying face down
I fly my black lives matter flag
And it’s the biggest flag in town
But Palestinians have it coming
When their buildings are bombed to the ground
Love me love me love me
I’m a liberal
I marched with my pink pussy hat
I stood against Trump like a boss
Was proud to be in the resistance
Tweeting against his mishegas
But you know I don’t blame Netanyau
When clearly the problem’s Hamas
I was angered by children in cages
Felt helpless and full of despair
Their parent’s came seeking asylum
From what must be hellish nightmare
But when a child is killed in Palestine
It’s cause Palestinians don’t care
Oh another mass shooting
When will the nightmare end
We need stricter gun laws
To stop the violence
But when it comes to Israelis
Well, they’ve got a right to defend
The green new deal’s outrageous
The price tag is out of control
And don’t even get me started
On Medicare for all
But I’ve got no problems
With bombs we send Israel"
Spreadsheets almost done,"It's been hard but fun
If you'd like to help me tag my songs
Look at the spreadsheet
Then send me an email
Send me an email
There are lots of tags
And you can add your own
I'll come up with some system for it to work
Because the spreadsheets almost done
I was off by just one song
But I have a definitive list
And I'll never be off again
If you'd like to help me tag my songs
Look at the spreadsheet
Then send me an email"
The story of wandering fall,"I know you might not get it at all
But it may help if you go to
t s o w f
I made a little page for it
Where I explained it a bit
So when you see scene 3 act 3
you're not confused
though it may make no sense to you
And the songs are too short and you want to say boo
just bear with me it's an experiment
cause i'll be without internet
for the next ten days i'll be out of the country yeah
on in a trip into the wilderness
t s o w f
check it out and let me know what you think
it's snow out side and i've gotta catch a flight
i'll see you on the 14th or so
love jonathann"
Oh god no what the fuck are you doing no,"Stop please stop this is not what we want
Are you fucking insane who authorized this
It’s a terrible idea, Steve would be pissed
What the fuck, this is gross
Lost the map to what matters most
Instead of crushing tyranny
It’s the culture
The world is crumbling all around us
And we could all use just a little bit of hope
But some fucking ad guys/tech bros thought
Hey I saw crushing stuff on TikTok
I fucking hate this"
Give me a break They,"say I'm
complete I'm
working on Christmas
I'm working my ass Who
gives a fuck about Christmas
Christmas Who
gives a fuck about Christmas
Christmas Christmas
Who gives a fuck about Christmas
Oh what about the children They
say I'm
complacent I'm
the same like he I'm
working my ass for Christmas
Christmas Who
gives a fuck about Christmas
Christmas Christmas
Who gives a fuck about Christmas
But here's a woman and she can't make
it 15ft to her car Give
me a break Give
me a break Give
me a break She's
home wrestling right now She's
getting ready for next speech which is going
to be about 15 minutes and it's going
to be in two or three days"
Hey I can’t get anything done,"Cuz I don’t have enough time
I put everything I got on the line
Hey the baby needs you now
You can’t write that song
HIs needs come before yours
Do the dishes
Put everything away
Feed the baby
Give him a bath
Make the bed
Unload the car
Help make dinner
Don’t write your song
Hey this is just how it goes
Your productivity nose
Dives when you have a kid
Hey there’s nothing you can do
He depends on you
And mama for everything
All the songs
You want to write
Will have to wait
Until he’s asleep
All the stuff
You want to do
Don’t matter at all
While he’s in need"
Unicorn,"Strength of the buffalo
Magic of the
Unicorn
Strength of the buffalo
Magic of the
Unicorn
Strength of the buffalo"
Vacation always ends too soon  ,"super moon super moon 
every song a familiar tune 
super moon super moon 
super moon super moon 
super moon 
yesterday was the longest day in june 
super moon super moon 
don't eat a fork for a spoon 
super moon super moon super moon 
super moon super moon 
sitting on a beach 
in hawaii saying goodbye to my grandma 
in canada they call a dollar a loon 
super moon super moon 
we're on the be sand makes dune 
super moon super moon super moon"
"What are we supposed to do, have dirt","around our house on four acres? Yes.
you live in the desert. The
desert is made of dirt California
used to be the land of opportunity and
freedom California
used to be part of Mexico.
We will pry your water hose From
your cold, dead hands Your
home will be swallowed up By
the rising desert sands People
should not be forced to live on brown
lawns and golf on brown courses But
you live in the desert And
the desert takes what it wants And
no, we’re not all equal when it comes
to water Everybody’s
equal in the eyes of God
and Mother
Nature She
will pry your water hose From
your hands, dead and cold On
your face a look of disgust The
world around you turns to dust All
your possessions, your net worth Slowly
sinking into the earth No
sum of money, no weasel bribe Will
bring the water back to your pipe We
didn’t plan on getting a place that’s like
African savanna But
you live in the desert Southern
California is a desert I think we’re being
over scrutinized by the world You
think we judge you harshly But
we’re just the beginning"
The whole world stops,"And I look inside myself
Is there any space between
me and everyone else
It doesn’t seem like it
no
Doesn’t seem like it
no
I’m pushing and i’m pulling
But it never is enough
Will I ever be more
Than just a monkey who’s learned some stuff
Was the earth put here for us
And it’s all just for the taking
When everybody goes through their day
Are they doing it without faking
Will insects be around
When my sons riding a bike
Will my youngest daughter
Remember what grapes taste like
Every day gets longer
And I need a vacation
Is there any chance
We’re not living in a simulation
Will the mystery of consciousness
Ever really be solved
Is there any way
I can stop going bald"
Ain't this world crazy,"What's a girl like you doing in here
Hank I've heard about
you and so don't try me out
You're evil cowboy alien
ninja charms won't work
We could be lovers
um, no
we could be friend
well...
could you bring me
what..what?
somethings
oh, hank"
Well there's a dolphin trapped,"In the Gowanus canal
And it's bumming me out
They're trying to save it right now
The EPA says it's one of the nations
most extensively contaminated water bodies
It's got PCBS and coal tar waste
And heavy metals all over the place
Gonorrhea lead and cyanide
Humans are the best i'm so full of pride
Hey I'm sorry dolphin
On behalf of humanity i apologize
Hey I'm sorry dolphin
I hope they get you out"
I watch you grow,"Little by little the things you know
Start to fill you up
And make you laugh
And make you cry
I watch you grow
Watch you running through the snow
Falling down
Getting cold
And getting warm
And I want to be a good dad to you
I just hope I know how to
I watch you grow
Bubbling on up from deep below
You make sense
And you remember
And you forget
I watch you grow
As you wish I try to make it so
I try to give you
What you want
And what you need
And I want to be a good dad to you
I just hope I know how to
I watch you grow
Puttin’ yourself together row by row
See the cogs turning
New ideas
Everyday
I watch you grow
Everyday is new and I want to show
You what I’ve learned
What I know
And what I don’t"
Here try this on,"You are the only one
Who could ever wear it
So well
Here try this on
It was made just for you
You look beautiful
Like you always do
This swim suit
Only makes you
Feel good inside
I wanna see you
Do what you want do
No need to hide
Here try this on
It was sewn by hand
By little elves
Who know you well
Here try this on
It feels like a hug
It feels like the tallest tree
It feels like falling in love"
Living on a farm,"All the solar panels
Missing the sun tonight
The sun is in the sun tonight
For the sun
Living on the farm
The pigs and the horses
Gathering up their strain
They are joining forces
Hold the sun
Missing the sun tonight
Missing the sun
Sunday night
Missing the
Sunday night
Missing the
Sunday night
Living on the farm
Cleaning up after myself
Making dinner for the family
I know that we're missing the
Sunday night rain
We're missing the
Sunday night
Oh we're missing the
Sunday night
O tonight
Sin the sun tonight
Oh sin the sun tonight
Living on the farm
Solar panels
It's in the sun tonight
Tonight
It's in the sun tonight"
Been moving into a new place and I'm,"really tired What
do I see from where I'm
sitting Not
much not not much not much what's good
What's good where the good is getting Not
much not much not much what do you
say when you don't have any ideas Not
much not much not much what do I
see in the mirror here Not
much not much not much what do I
say to the animal Fear
Not much not much not much what do
you say What
do you say What
do you say What
do you say What
do you say What
do you day"
I've got a sore throat,"and I'm feeling sick, 
so I'll make this quick."
I don't like to say no,"And then I overcommit and the roof comes caving
Stretch a body to it's breaking point
Put another piece of hay on that camel
Simply being here is too much to handle
I don't like to say yes
i'd rather sit here alone than be in some cave clubbing
I fall asleep when the voices rise up
And the cigarette smoke come wafting
I put my earplugs in and i'm coughing
But you gotta fight the ninja
I try to say what i mean
but sometimes i'm not sure until i say it
And then the thing that i just said
Isn't the thing that i meant to say
i feel bad in a hundred different ways   
I don't like to say no
and so sometimes i'll just ignore you
better to not let you down directly
i'll hide and hope you forget me
i do this knowing it's not healthy"
Sometimes I think that I’m round,"Like the waves that are making this sound
Like a lunatic who’s about town
Predicting the moon will fall
Sometimes I think I’m square
That I could blend in anywhere
That life is just water and air
And no magic at all
But ohhhh ohhh
Im not any of those dudes
Oh oho oh oh
I contain multitudes
I kinda roll
I’m like a bowl
Balance me
Or set me free
skipping stone
dusty tone
shaking leaf
melody so brief"
"I don’t want no genocide Joe, no","I don’t want no trump
It’s like a choice of a pile of vomit
Or a big old dump
I don’t want no dumpy trump
And I don’t want no Joe
It’s like a choice of being kicked in the nuts
Or punched in the throat
How about we just get rid of
The president once and for all
We don’t need a government
To lock us behind the wall
I don’t want no Joe Biden
Or Hitler in a wig
It’s like a choice of sucking a donkey
Or fucking a pig
I don’t want no piggie trump
And I don’t want Biden
It’s like a choice of swallowing shit
Or an asshole of cayenne
How about we just get rid of
The president and say hooray
We don’t need no government
Getting in our way
Listen to David Graeber
Read Noam Chomsky
I don’t want no genocide Joe
Or deportation don
It’s like a choice of swimming in shit
Or in a shark infested pond
I don’t want no old guy one
Or old guy two
It’s like a choice between death
And being beaten black and blue
How about we just get rid of
The president I’m sick of it
Or maybe replace the job with just
giant bag of shit"
Cause and effect,"It can be tricky
So let's take a moment to learn
Eat a cinnamon bun
And you get all sticky
Touch a hot stove and you get burned
Drink a lot of water
And you'll have to pee
You can see cause and effect in gravity
When the moon goes round, the tides get pulled
Eat too much and you’re overfull
Well that's all cause and effect, you see
Now let's look at what is not
When you go out for a walk at night
Put on a hoody and get shot
Put on a hoody and get shot
Well that's not a congruous thought
Put on a hoody and get shot
Cause and effect, well that is not
One thing happens
Then another thing happens
That's not enough
Does it happen every time?
Are there intervening factors?
I know this concept's tough
If you're a racist jerk and you carry a gun
And you go out looking for anyone
On whom to inflict your impotent rage
The cause and effect is plain as day
Yes, his actions were predictable
46 calls to 9-1-1
Add to that a history of violence
The hoody didn't fire the gun
Put on a hoody and get shot
Well that's not a congruous thought
Put on a hoody and get shot
Cause and effect, well that is not
Put on a hoody and get shot
It’s not a congruous thought
Put on a hoody and get shot
Cause and effect
Well, that is simply not"
She was trading like mad,"At the top of her game
But she had one wish
She couldn’t contain
She wished her boyfriend
Was an NFT
Of a stuffed elk
yeah Non fungibly
The happiest trader in the world
The happiest trader in the world
All the other traders
Were jealous of her
And the silky smooth elk
in her computer
So she delisted him
to keep for herself
That NFT
her boyfriend, the elk
The happiest trader in the world
The happiest trader in the world"
Somebody skimmed my credit card,"From what I'm told that's not that hard
Sold my magnetic strip
To some asshole  in Florida
Who spent 5 thousand of my dollars
At a Winn Dixie but that's not aller
3 transactions, look at this
Nope nothing here suspicious
So hey asshole that spent my money
I bet you think it's pretty funny
I wonder what you bought with my dough
2000 packs of oreos?
2,500 pineapples?
5000 lunchables?
2500 sacks of sugar?
Pizza, ice cream, wine, detergent?
I guess your needs were pretty urgent
Hey
I just want you to know
You're a real asshole
But I guess you carry that with you where ever you
Go
It can't be fun
And hey meet my son
He's 8 days old
And even he knows that you're an ass hole
So anyway my bank is pretty great
I called them up in a panicked state
They said they'd get my money back
Which was quite relieving
But still i'm left feeling mad
at this douche with all Winn Dixie bags
I'd just like for them to see my face
And feel bad for their bad taste
I mean if you're gonna steal 5 grand
Buy plane ticket to Ireland
used car or cheap plot of land
Not q tips and goods that are canned
At least do something interesting
YOLO go live like a king
Buy all the mcdonalds fries
And fill a kiddie pool with all those fries
They invite your friends over to dive
Into the kiddie pool full of fries
I just want you to know
You're a real asshole
But I guess you carry that with you where ever you
Go
It can't be fun
And hey meet my son
He's 8 days old
And even he knows that you're an ass hole
Need a song?"
I wanna play with you on the bed,"Pretend that I am a sleepy head
Look at all the books that we read
I wanna play with you on the bed
Throw the blanket over me
And then I can’t see
Where’d you go, where could you be
Throw the blanket over me
Throw me high up in the air
Under the covers our secret lair
I think we make quite the silly paid
Throw me high up in the air
I wanna play with you on the bed
Pretend that I am a sleepy head
Look at all the books that we read
I wanna play with you on the bed
eu"
Wa,"Skip bop bop dooba doo bop skip bop boop bop
Scooby doo doo oh no
Oh no
She doesn't like it"
in a cave there lives a man alone,"silently staring at the phone
waiting for god to call
but god won't call at all
next to the man a cat sits purring
outside the cave the day is stirring
the day is new, the day is great
and still the man just sits and waits
the man has children
they bring him food
he has 7 wives depending on his mood
the wives come to him each in turn
and turned away with no concern
their love doesn't mean a thing
when any minute the phone could ring
though the world has seen joy and tears
he has sat for 30 thousand years
and he'll sit there till the end
comes rushing forth, a long hot wind"
You have me And,"I crawl in the dark to the place
I think you'll be so that When
we reach Our
new home we'll explode into atoms in the
breach Hey
my love what you gonna do when all
your pants don't fit anymore Hey
my love let's go naked to the hospital
You're gonna be busting down walls I'm
gonna be telling you to breathe You're
gonna be making animal calls I'm
gonna be answering Mischief
eyes In
a dream look at me and they burst
into our life and then Lightening
strikes And
it's made the parade moves along all day
and night Hey
my love look at all the people staring
at us naked in the street Hey
my love let's take this party to the
end of time You're
gonna be busting down walls I'm
gonna be telling you to breathe You're
gonna be making animal calls I'm
gonna be answering"
Welcome to the crisis,"We’ve all been waiting for us
Waiting for the chorus
Of all the disparate voices
To rip a hole in the fabric of time
It’s fine, it’s fine
We tell ourselves
This is fine
We’re all crisis actors
It’s a crisis time
Alex Jonesin’
Has got a feeling
His crisis living
Is some kind of weapon
To rip a hole in the fabric of time
Kanye
Alex Jones
Elon Musk
Donald Trump
Everything is breaking
And there is no escaping
If it helps to   imagine
That we are only acting
To rip a hole in the fabric of time"
I don’t want to worry you or add to your distress,"But even my anxiety is feeling depressed
And how I get a Covid test every time I cough
But I’ve tried everything and I can’t turn it off
There is nothing in the world more precisely designed
To recognize patterns that the human mind
Last night I heard voices whispering so soft
I put my ear plugs in but I can’t turn it off
The first thing I see when I wake up in my room
An explosion of madness they call the scrolling doom
Lobbed right into my bed just like a molotov
I know that it’s unhealthy but I can’t turn it off
So I don’t want to worry you or make you feel ashamed
There’s nothing you can do about it anyway
It’s a ringing in my ears, this lonesome valley song
Even with my children screaming, I can’t turn it off"
We are so young and old,"We are insecure and bold
We are black and blue and gold
When we sit together
Dance together
Play together
When we drink together
Eat together
Speak together
My hands were made to touch your skin
Your arms were made for me to lie in
My eyes were made to stare at you
Your lips were made to say you love me, too
When we sit together
Dance together
Play together
When we drink together
Eat together
Speak together
If you want to be my baby
Just say so
If you want me to be your daddy
Let me know
If you want to be my baby
Just say so
I want you to be my baby
Now you know
You say you watch me sleep
I say you go so deep
You hear that I hate you
I say it isn’t true
When we sit together
Dance together
Play together
When we drink together
Eat together
Speak together
If you want to be my baby
Just say so
If you want me to be your daddy
Let me know
If you want to be my baby
Just say so
I want you to be my baby
Now you know"
Started having nothing Gained,"something in the end I heard the preacher
say that we all had to pretend and
at the end of the rainbow There
was a light shining brighter than the sun
I pretended I knew where to go But
I didn't Just
like everyone Just
like everyone I put on my best face
and I face the crowd I put on
a show for everyone who watched I knew
that I could make somebody proud But
I wasn't sure which way that I was
gonna wash I went home and I took
a shower I went home and I washed
my ha I went home and I felt
the power blowing out from everywhere"
anonymity is king,"and a meaningful interaction
doesn't mean a thing
in the land of chat roulette
you never know what you're gonna get
penises or little kids
they're giving you the middle finger
in the land of chat roulette
it'll drive you nuts if you let it
so far away they seem so close
are they real or are they ghosts
round and round we go
where it stops no one knows
every single
till we've met the world
in the land o/f chatroulette
somethings you see while make you sweat
people nice and people mean
and people just want to be seen
in the land of chat roulette
a girl with a cigarette
nothing more than silhouettes
giving you the middle finger
down the rabbit hole
where you bear your soul
ghost in the machine
people want to be seen
no one can escape from
the singularity
i will be you
and you will be me
on the other side of the tv set
we're all stars on chat roulette
there's no mods theres no rules
just signs that say show me your boobs
in the land of chat roulette
it's feels scary there's no threat
people bored and people trying
to find something they'll never find"
Hey hey hey It's,"not that late but I just got off
the stage I tried something new tonight and
it worked on stage but not when I
looked at it here And
so I'm
just making a little song acapella style sitting
on the floor Cause
Sunday maybe I'll
have time to do the song Rai
I said Ra
I said right I got a 6am flight
Wanna do it right I got a 6am
flight It's
a half hour to the airport I got
a six hour flight Good
night"
Donovan is her favorite singer in the whole,"wide, goddamn world She
loves to play Wii
fit and Mario
Party Mookie
and Pumpkin
Chobo Cookie
and max watch her play Smooth
moves, shake that wii mote Rachel
Her dad is into feminist punk bands, he
goes and video tapes them She's
got two sisters, Ardy
and Alice
Some of her friends have moved to Portland
and she misses them terribly But
shake that wii mote rachel When
she first met george on OKcupid
They both thought they would just be good
friends but they hit it off and now
they are together The
fun they have well it never ends After
they first met Rachel
cut off all her hair George
wanted to but didn't have the guts She
documented her illnes, tumorauma ichabod cranium shake that
wii mote rachel"
I will make these promises,"I will take the opposite as true
Nobody really gets it
Nobody could love me like you do
Wintertime incubated
The feeling I'm your skeleton key
Nobody really gets it
Nobody could ever love you as much as me
It's impossible
I will write my dreams so clearly
I will light all of them right up
Nobody could understand it
You are just enough
I can see what's right in front of me
There's no need for measurements or proof
Nobody could ever quantify
Nobody could ever tell me all this truth"
Everyone was scribbling on Scribble,"dot cool And
May Li
learned early on to not trust what she
learned in school She
also learned early that life is very short
So she got a room full of tech
bros to twerk Jonathan’s
brother paints with their hair To
honor and remember their grandmother Codify
Art because existing institutions suck So
they create the space where marginalized voices can
rise up Oh
oh oh Hey
Hey Hey
Subvert the status quo And
have fun along the way Be
a jack of all trades Cuz
things are gonna change Equipped
with knives all over and none of them
are sharp But
those who can manage change will survive when
things get hard Would
you rather carve the door a little better
or build the whole house through 1/4 of
the effort creates 3/4 of the benefits for
you Sierra
was ready to upgrade from Ikea
All the expensive luxury pots and pans gave
her an idea Inviting
any and everyone to If
you can design a website - You
can make a chair If
you can make a chair - You
can make an app If
you can make an app - You
can make chocolate If
you can make chocolate - You
can design a building If
you can design a building - You
can make a website The
impulse to increase our awareness of living is
upon us From
1am in a windowless room in Gowanus
It’s a public debut of David’s
new hobby He
doesn’t know what he’s doing with this junk
on the street"
If you’ve been to cities but you’ve had enough,"Have you been to paris, france
And if you doubt that paris was made for love
give paris one more chance
Even on the darkest of days
Love will always shine through the hate
And if you doubt that paris was made for love
give paris one more chance
There are those that can’t see past terror and fear
But from the steps of Monmarte the morning is clear
And if you don’t think Paris was made for love
Maybe your heart needs a telegram from up above
If you doubt that paris was made for love
Give paris one more chance
There are those that will try to keep us apart
But the harder they try the more we open our hearts
The home of Piaf and Chevalier
Must have done something right to get passion this way
If you don’t think paris was made for love
Give paris one more chance
There are those that are already calling for war
It won’t help now, it didn’t help before
The home of Piaf and Trenet too
Must have done something right
Must have something for you
If you don’t think paris was made for love
Give paris one more chance
If you’ve been to cities but you’ve had enough
Have you been to paris, france
And if you doubt that paris was made for love
give paris one more chance
When your heart is broken and you can’t go on
When your faith and your hope and your music is gone
Remember that paris was made for love
Give paris one more chance"
"So many years, head in the sand","Mow the lawn, take the land
Surely they’ll give up the fight
And we’ll take what’s ours by divine right
Israel is gonna fall
It’s not safe for Jews at all
Or Christians and Muslims too
For the Bedouin and the Druze
From Jabotinsky to Begin
Kahan, Netanyahu, a fever dream
land where Jews can rein supreme
From the river to the sea
Not content with the land they’re on
Set the sights on Lebanon
Syria and Iraq are next
world war by supremacists
At the very start, there were those who wished
“A homeland sure but not like this.”
When the fever breaks and our people go
The bundists whisper, “I told you so.”
Freedom for all of Palestine
From the river to the sea
Freedom from supremacy
One state where all are free
Israel is gonna fall
Make it safe for one and all
For Christians, Muslims and the Jews
For the Bedouin and the Druze"
Millions of miles of land Billions,"of miles of cee Billions
of different places all around I'm
right where I ought to be Time
rolls by and it's infinite and will continue
someday without me of all the times that
there ever were well I'm
where I ought to be Nowhere
I gotta go Nowhere
that I ought to be here Nowhere
that I gotta go oh I'm
right where I ought to be Take
one step in any direction Take
another down the opposite road out of every
single path in the wide wide world where
there's nowhere that I ought to go Looking
up at the imperial sky Looking
down at my little toe Everything's
the same when you get down to it
so there's nowhere that you gotta go there's
nowhere that I gotta go there's nowhere that
I gotta be there's nowhere that I gotta
go oh nowhere that I ought to be
there's nowhere that I oughta be there's nowhere
that I oughta go"
Turn your attention to the turning of the year,"You got something in your heart
Is it fear
You got to let it go
Before it eats you alive
You got nothing on your hands but time
Everything is coming up
Yours and mine
You got nothing to lose but your life
I have heard love every good word
That there's something else for you to know
And
I
I don't care
The telephone's ringing
And
I don't care about the song singing
Cause
I'll just write another one
For every day
You know that it's true
That is what
I"
Leave enough room for the truth to get,"through Don't
close the door Let
yourself be happy anymore Let
yourself be happy When
you're feeling blue Let
yourself be happy Know
the truth Leave
a little room where the light can get
in Leave
a little home Cause
I believe I believe in you And
I believe in you Even
if you don't believe in what you're doing
I believe in you When
you got the truth When
you got the truth The
truth on your side I never knew how
to let the truth hit me in the
face And
put me in my place I put myself
in the same situation every day I put
myself in the same truth every day Truth
every day That's
what I say Leave
a little room for the truth to get
through Don't
close the window Don't
close the window"
"Blink, blink","And you might miss it
See the ring of the king and kiss it
Talk, talk
To the warden
Lie and tell him you’re important
He might believe you
Or he’ll kill you
Either way
You’ll be out of here, won’t you?
Tick, tock
Get convincing
You’re talking and no one’s listening
Bang, bang
The hammer cries
On the gallows as they rise
Wheels are turning
And in the morning
Vulture meat
On the gurney
Cheep, chirp
Hear the songbird
Say the right don’t say the wrong word
Clomp, clomp
Your boots ring out
Straight up the gallows now
The undertaker’s
Mask is threaded
With shining sequins
For all those he’s beheaded"
"The world is sun, the world is heat","We get home covered in sweat
But I don’t want to shower just yet, no
Sweaty girlfriend, sweaty girlfriend
I am attracted to your scent
No not yet, don’t take a shower
I’m drawn in to your body power
Well she comes home in her yoga pants
She walks by, I’m in a yoga trance
She’s heading for the shower now
And I jump up and tackle her to the ground
Sweaty girlfriend, sweaty girlfriend
I am attracted to your scent
No not yet, don’t take a shower
I’m drawn in to your body power
Now we’re in new york paying subway fares
And walking up ten flights of stairs
The city heat makes her collapse
Let’s find a bed and take new york naps
I’m drawn in by her style and grace
Her pretty voice and her pretty face
And when we’re at home alone
I am drawn to her pheromones
Sweaty girlfriend, sweaty girlfriend
I am attracted to your scent
No not yet, don’t take a shower
I’m drawn in to your body power
Sweaty girlfriend, sweaty girlfriend
I am attracted to your scent
No not yet, don’t take a shower
I’m drawn in to your body power"
It’s snowing,"It’s really coming down
It’s snowing
And I’m all warm
You can’t beat precipitation
When it’s down below freezing
And you’re running up the hill
And your smiling and wheezing
It’s snowing
Everything is covered
It’s snowing
In this coat I’m smothered
Don’t slip on the icy patch
It’s dangerous to go alone
Toboggan down the hill
Buried in the deep, deep snow"
Another night I didn't sleep so well so,"I'm just gonna lie here and say oh
well you can make me do anything more
than the more you try to make me
the more you try to shape me the
more I just tell you to forgot the
more you try to move me the more
you try to do me wrong I just
say no way I run my own ship
Keep my own counsel oh no so I'm
just gonna lie here ringing my bell oh
no what happen You
put yourself in that mode You
know the mode where you don't really care
The mode where you shave off all your
hair the mode where you make your way
back down to the river down to the
river down to the river down in the
river That
was the wrong chord Biscuit
Chalk is really broken It's
only about 25 years old I think I
was 14 when I got Was
that 25 years ago I hope so I
turned 40 in some weeks from now I
can't believe I'm
not even You
think after doing this for so long I'd
be better at it But
some days you know I just don't give
a I don't give a I don't give
a I"
Write a letter to your heart,"Smoke signals in the dark
You don’t know
Yourself as well as you think you do
trillion neurons in your brain
Chemicals mixing that contain
Every thought
You’ve ever had, that’s the map of you
What’s beneath every decision
Who’s in control
What’s behind every emotion
Heart mind body soul
All your fear for the future
Exists only as a creature
Skulking around
Getting stuck in all the grey matter goo
Ancestors from a grassy plain
Great grand parents hurt and pain
Every heartbreak
And success, that’s the map of you"
Time is a circle that has no end,"no beginning Space
is a circle has no end and no
beginning and you and I I'm
not in the middle of the sky we're
not even near the middle we're on the
edge Time
is a flat thing it doesn't matter but
it does and space is unnatural and only
exists in our mind and you and me
will come eventually to see that we don't
matter but we do but we do but
we do Time
is all strange you can't explain it with
just words Space
is everywhere and it's nowhere that's all I
know but you and I will eventually I
see Nothing
is what it seems at all when we
go when we go when we go Time
was nothing then it was something and soon
it will be nothing again in space feels
heavy but it's weightless and it's nothing but
you and me will eventually see that we
don't matter but we do we do we
do"
Bye bye Martin,"Shkreli You
represent the gross underbelly Of
this capitalist system that we’ve all created You
embody our frustration, our powerlessness and our hatred
Bye bye Martin
Shkreli I hope you go to prison and
it’s really smelly And
somebody in there was affected by the shit
you pulled So
you can stand eye to eye with him
and try to feed him your bull shit
I have friends that defend you Saying
that your goal was research Despite
overwhelming evidence That
you are simply just a jerk Who
loves money More
than anything More
than anything More
than anything Bye
bye Martin
Shkreli You
go with fraud like peanut butter to jelly
I hope the FBI
confiscates the Wu
Tang Album
And then gives it to Bill
Murray, who then shares it with his friends
Bye bye Martin
Shkreli I really don’t hate you, that would
be silly I don’t know you at all,
I’m sure your heart beats still But
it seems to me it’s been buried underneath
a mountain of dollar bills"
I’m forty years old today in this reality,"My beard is going grey, there’s lines upon
my face I’m
a little bit out of shape and things
are starting to break In
this reality, I’m
forty years old today I’m
forty years old today, somewhere there’s a different
me Uncountable
mistakes, innumerable earthquakes In
some I am a snake, and in others
I am a lake But
in this reality, I’m
forty years old today I’m
forty years old I’m
forty years old today, I can show you
all the dates But
through a different frame, the dates don’t look
that way For
nearly 5000 days, there’s 5000 songs I’ve
made But
you also kept that pace, in some other
reality I’m
forty years old today, somewhere I’m
a bookcase I’m
William Butler
Yeats, I am the Blanchet
known as Kate
I’m the first person into space, I’m
glacier melting face But
in this reality, I’m
forty years old today"
I had a dream,"Our hearts had wings
Somewhere between
Here and Mercury
And we were free
Bad as it seems
All that’s important
Is what you can’t see
Pockets of patience
Hours of waiting
Games we are playing
With ourselves
Are you abstaining
From the sun and the raining
4 walls containing
Eternity now
shovel and hat
wild guess that
Gives the suggestion
We’re out of our depth
point to stress
wound to dress
Bones in a mess
Is anything left"
I'm not gonna turn off my fan before,"I do my song I'm
not gonna tell you you're right and you
tell me I'm
wrong Elon
Musk is trying to make a thing that
connects to your brain But
that don't sound so safe I'm
just gonna remain the way that I am
The way that I am The
way that I am I'm
not gonna turn on the light in here
right now Oh
no And
I'm not gon try to record my song
like it's good Okay
No no no Windows
are closed Everybody
knows that it's raining outside Oh
no no The
windows are closed but it feels good out
there Oh
I've been writing a song for so many
days that I forgot most of the songs
that I wrote in my life And
I guess that's not so bad of a
thing Cause
I can go back and find something surprising
Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah
ah I was gonna make a song all
about how everything's so fucked up and I
was gonna use that footage with the bean
dress but then I decided to say no
no Think
I'll just make up a song on the
spot So
here I am with the fans going with
the light off and I didn't even record
it properly properly properly properly"
Bird flying through the sky Flying,"over the desert Flying
near a rock And
the owl in the tree With
the sharp claws “I Can
catch little rodents today” They’re
birds of prey They
got the little ones And
it’s a bald eagle Feeding
the little ones, Feeding
the little ones And
they sit there And
they’re waiting to be fed And
the barn owl Sways
to and fro And
he stands in a hole And
this is where they live, yeah Look
at the rivers like veins Isn’t
this an idyllic scene? Oh..
All the trees and the barn owl Looks
to the left, looks to the right And
he sways back and forth And
he’s surveying the land And
he’s looking for something to eat With
the sharp eyes And
the sharp beaks And
the sharp claws They
catch the little mouse They
catch the little mouse, whoa Checking
for ticks Looking
at ears Checking
for feathers, Checking
for feathers, Tapered
feathers Caught
the mouse in her mouth, oh Gonna
eat it feed it to her little chicky,
chicky, chicky, chicky, chicky chick, chick-a yeah whoa,
yawn pussy’s tired they got the swayin back
and forth now they were born with it,
yeah the white, the white ,the little white
chickies and the the white, the white the
little white chickies and the (baby owl sounds)
learnin to fly now to fly now movin
the head movin the head like this like
this oooooo"
This book tried to eat me,"This book tried to kiss me
This book throw itself at my head
And only barely missed me
This book told me a story
It has a mouth and lips and all that
This book jumped on my shoulders
And purred just like a cat
At the hogwarts
Library
At the hogwarts
Library
This book ate my lunch
This book sang an opera
This book burnt itself
On the ornate candelabra
This book sheds it’s pages
This book calls you names
bunch of books are in the rafters
Playing some kind of game
At the hogwarts
Library
At the hogwarts
Library"
Cake cake cake cake cake cake well I,"don't know which way you zoom anymore I'm
just gonna lay on the floor and contemplate
my own mortality and you should feel free
to throw your cake on me Whoa
oh Throw
your cake on me Throw
that cake Throw
your cake Throw
your cake Gotta
throw your cake on me Throw
your cake Throw
your cake Gotta
throw your cake on me Throw
your cake Throw
your cake Gotta
throw your cake on me Gotta
throw your cake Throw
your cake Gotta
throw your cake on me"
The food I eat,"Becomes part of me
And the water I drink
Are the thoughts I think
The light of the sun
Is in my blood
And the stuff of stars
Runs through my veins
I am made of
What I'm made of
thousand trillion itty bitty bugs
Without whom I wouldn't be me
I am made of
What I'm made of
Water that Cleopatra drank
Without whom I would't be me
The air I breathe
Has been everything
From hydrogen to zinc
And all that in between
My ancestors
Humans and creatures
I wouldn't be here singing
If anyone of them had died
Human, clever human
Making connections
You're hard wired for sex
Like you're wired for patterns
Oh human, silly human
You've simply got to know
But there's a reason that tree was forbidden
You'd do better to take it slow
Neurons fire
In a brain haywire
And that electricity, well, that is me
Chemicals mix
And I get my fix
And in combination all that is me` 0-0-"
That’s not a heart warming story,"You misheard the song be happy don’t worry
You misheard the song born in the usa
So let me be clear about what i want to say
Steve Jobs wanted to make a dent
In the universe i’m not sure what he meant
But suicide rates among teenage girls
Are growing fastest in this part of the world
You and me can’t stop staring at our phones
It’s not our faults got these monkey brains
It makes me anxious and have to poop
Late stage capitalism
That’s not a heart warming story
little girl saving up all her money
So her friends won’t go hungry
So her friends won’t go hungry
So her friends won’t go hungry
Jeff Bezos has so much money
He could feed every single child in this country
He could feed every single child on the planet
But really he should just pay his fucking taxes
This is not a heart warming story
man is caring for his daughter
She’s got cancer
He runs out of sick days
His colleuges donate
All of their sick days
Teachers have to work second or third jobs
Driving for Uber around the clock
And if a child can’t pay for lunch
Their friends have to save their money
And don’t run out of sick days"
Keith Keith Keith,"For the DNC
Ellison Ellison Ellison
He’s gonna give them hellison
Perez seems fine
But he’s not the guy
Keith will unite
Not divide
From Schumer
To Sanders
That’s a lotta daylight
Between Senators
But they both see
That we need Keith
Read the mood
Of the country
We need fire and we need grit
And Keith is it
Keith is in
Minnesote
His district used
To never vote
He came in
And organized
Now the turnout
Is the highest high
Perez has only
Won one race
That’s a fact
You can’t escape
Keith has won
bunch a times
He’s the guy
The stakes could not be higher
The DNC is a dumpster fire
Losing seats left and right
Governorships, it’s time to fight
Keith’s record speaks for itself
Knock on doors, increase turnout
Not just at election time
But all of the time"
I was manning the sign,"That said jews for ceasefire
At city hall
I was surrounded by dads
Wrapped in Israeli flags
And they called
Me murderer and much worse
And truth be told their words did hurt
One man said hey what are you
Jewish kids for hitler youth
His name was Vladimir
And he came here
From Russia long ago
He said you know of course
We’ve got to use such force
It’s the only thing they know
He said Jonathan you’re naive
American living comfortably
Your so called Palestinian friends
Will turn on you before the end
Vlad said I am no dummy
I went to MIT
I’m an options trader now
I said hey, you just see it one way
I see it differently
Let’s talk about something else
Because you got your talking points
And lord knows I got mine
On this we won’t see eye to eye
So just tell me about your life
But Vlad just wanted to share the news
That I was being used by the enemy of the jews
I said Vlad, it’s not muslims that scare me
It’s the white supremacy
It’s the real life hitler youths
If anyone’s gonna turn on us
It’s the same white folk that always does
The Arab jewish hate is fake
Manufactured by the Jewish state
10 million jews in one spot
Hitler couldn’t have dreamed of that
Your brain is trained on the skin that’s brown
But the true danger is the orange clown
And when they come marching slow
I won’t even say I told you so
I’ll say Vlad teach me to use a gun
So we can fight this Nazi scum"
You can't escape the fact of how you were raised,"There's neurons that fire and have always fired that way
After 30 years of trying
You might find that they'd remained
Locked in place
It's no disgrace to just be how you are
It may be difficult sometimes
But we've all got our cross to bear
And when the going get tough around here
The toughness makes me wanna cry no fair
Scientists thought that the Y chromosome
was disappearing
In a couple a hundred thousand years
no more men
But"
We love Sampler,"And we love Michelle
Does she listen to podcasts
We want to hear her tell
Brittany Liuse
What podcast she listens to
So if you got a connection
To the FLOTUS
Please if you could
Just let her know this
Michelle Obama
We really really wanna
Hear her on Sampler"
Encyclopedia Frown,"is the baddest cat around Sails
the seven seas and takes the other pirates
down Spinach
all the way, makes her stronger every day
Cross her and Encyclopedia
Frown will make you pay Ahoy
mateys! Here
they come! Waggin’
their tails and lookin’ so dumb They
bark, bark, bark but we cut our sails
Lock harpoons and release the whales The
baboon crew with their flags red and blue
Tried to steal our catnip, what we gonna
do? In
the blackest night by silent oar We
pick them up, toss them overboard! On
the island of the Cats,
the captains deliberate in their pirate hats But
deep in the jungle, a sound, a rumble
The lions and the tigers are bringing their
trouble Tails
are swishin’, kitties are hissin’, It
seems some booty has gone a-missin’ Encyclopedia
Frown took all the tigers down All
the lions bowed to Encyclopedia
Frown"
This sweatshirt that I'm,"wearing is warmer than every other sweatshirt That's
why I'm
wearing it Because
it's cold outside Again
It's cold outside When
it's been 50 degrees for a week well
then 30 degrees feels like it's freezing Oh
that's cold But
when it's been tub zero weather for a
week then 30 degrees feels warm Context
is everything Context
is everything If
it's 100 degrees for a week well then
70 degrees feels like a relief You
know You
know You
know what I mean This
sweatshirt is the warmest sweatshirt I don't know
where I got it This
sweatshirt is the warmest sweatshirt I don't know
where I got it I don't know I
don't know"
Got got accepted to NC state,"For engineering
I want to switch from general to computer
Cuz generals to general I'm fearing
I didn't get my driver's license on the first try
Cuz I needed to make tighter turns
I needed to use the blinker more
And backing out straight is something that I'll learn
I was talking with  my old friend on Steam
He said that  he wanted to kiss me
I said yes and we made out
Things have been going crazy
I had a long vacation with video games
Now back into class with midterms
Jonathan Mann will write a song with me
I got no candles left to burn
I'm going to Ichibancon
I'm excited for the Bemani games
I turn 18 the day this video goes up
And nothing will ever be the same
I was talking to my old friend on Steam
He said he wanted to kiss me
I said yes and we made out
Things have been going crazy"
The apocalypse is coming,"Whether we’re ready or not
And we could never stop it
With this president we got
Could be from a geyser
Could be nuclear
Could be financial
Or some other forgotten fear
It could be a pandemic
Could be a meteor
Could be methane burp
Or a thing we’ve never seen before
The apocalypse is coming
But the planet will survive
Even if we’re gone
Earth will be alive
And she’ll go on without us
In the universe so cold
And the beauty will still be here
As the sun grows red and old
The creatures will be crawling
The green will be unfurled
Straight up to the ending
The final curtain of the world
The apocalypse is coming
And he’s ushering it in
With his climate change denial
The beginning of the end"
The cat has kidney failure,"I had a nice dinner plan
But now I’m cleaning up the piss
Oh, ain’t life just so funny sometimes?
The way it weaves
And the way it rhymes
But I wouldn’t trade a second of any of this
And it’s 1, 2, 3, 4
H2O injection more
And it’s 5, 6, 7, 8
Was a happy cat and it sure was great
So happy
So sad
I’ll take the good
I’ll take the bad
It’s a miracle we all survive
And that’s just what it is to be alive
Whoaaaa, whoah
What it is to be alive
Ooooh
So happy anniversary
Here’s to a hundred more
Here’s to the lovely cat we all adore
circle has no beginning
circle has no end
Who are we to think we can buck that trend
Cuz it’s 1, 2, 3, 4
Happy baby and two more
And it’s 5, 6, 7, 8
Was a happy cat and it sure was great
So happy
So sad
I’ll take the good
I’ll take the bad
It’s a miracle we all survive
And that’s just what it is to be alive
Whoooah, to be a live x2
To be alive"
forged in the fires fed by coal,"trained by the light of the fairy fountain
he'll never give up till he's reached his goal
robot ninja zombie bear
fighting for freedom everywhere
evil better say a prayer
he's the robot ninja zombie bear
from the streets of new york all the way to london
he keeps us safe from terrorists
with claws and teeth and throwing stars and
a thirst for brains that will not quit
robot ninja zombie bear
he cannot die, he's already there
evildoers had better beware
he's the robot ninja zombie bear
his software was designed by google eningeers
jony ive cut his exteriror from a single piece of aluminum
Chuck Norris showed him how to be a ninja
no one knows how he gained his zombie powers
fueled by salmon and organic honey
with a direct line to the president
his fu is strong his scabs are runny
when trouble calls he's on the scent
look, up in the air
is that a bird or a solar flare?
it's got 10 limbs and's shaped like a pear
robot ninja zombie bear"
‪One Hundred Days‬,"‪✅ Play golf‬
‪✅ Play golf‬
‪✅ Drop some bombs‬
‪✅ Threaten nuke war‬
‪✅ Play golf‬
‪✅ Spend millions in tax 💰on travel‬
‪✅ Play golf‬"
Have your people,"Call my people
and we'll do a little dance
If you don't have people
Then I don't have people
And we'll dance alone
People all over the world
Are getting into their cars
Driving about till the gas runs out
And staring up at the stars
Because
No one cares as much as you think they do
Except those that care more than you think they do
So don't worry about dancing
And don't get all antsy
About things you did or didn't say
Nobody's noticing
You're invisible totally
Except to those who care you that way
No one cares as much as you think they do
Except those that care more than you think they do
You're judging me
I'm judging you
It's a little circle back and forth
But I'll forget you
When you've walked away
I'm full up there not room for more
Everywhere you look
Folks are putting on pants
One leg sometimes two at a time
And putting gloves on their hands
I eat something
And then I eat more
And then I'm gonna get fat
My genes are saying
The foundation you're laying
is making sure of that
I try to do the best I can
But I know that I'm alone
No one's responsible for me
My tapestry is sewn"
Is there a me Is,"there a you What
does the space between us do Is
there a you Is
there a me Is
there any space between is there any space
between me and you And
if so what does a space between us
do Is
there a you Is
there a me I simply cannot see Is
there a me Is
there a you I cannot see right through
I can't see through the space between you
and me I don't know what to do
with the space between me and you if
there was a space between me and you
what would it feel like If
there was a space between you and me
what would that be like Is
there a you Is
there a me And
Is there any space between is there a
me Is
there a you and is there space space
to do be do be do Is
there any space between me and you Is
there any space between me and you Is
there any space between you and me No
space"
Some chains hold and some chains break,"Some chains found ands some chains made
Some chains stronger the more you pull
Some chains stuck to the back of your skull
But every chains a story
Every chain a story waiting to be told
Some chains fail and some succeed
Some chains hide what lies beneath
Some chains brittle and some chains strong
Some chain weren’t chains all along
Some chains love and some chains hate
Some bind together, some make a slave
Some chains will try to tear you down
Some chains you carry all around
Some chains rattle you to your core
Some chains a riddle or a metaphor
Some chains put food on your plate
You gotta make peace with some chains
Some chains wrapped around your house
Some look gift horse in the mouth
Some chains’ll brook no dissent
Some chains come from your friends"
If you're broken like me if you're missing,"some pieces I will make you complete Together
we'll be whole Together
we'll be whole if you're facing the darkness
and you can't find your heart there let
my soul be the spark instead of breaking
apart Hold
Together we'll be whole if you can't find
a way out of your own head and
the weight is too great you're not sure
you can say ho not sure you can
stay whole when the sky is all blue
and you feel like I'm
muted mean nothing to you I'll
be the glue whole together we'll be home
when you feel it going down down down
down down and you got nothing to hold
on to I'll
be your helicopter I'll
be your hummingbird I'll
be the pyramid that sits so silent out
a word I'll
be your helicopter I'll
be your hummingbird I'll
be the pyramid that's so silent out a
word you Im
stretching in a straight line can't figure out
why you feel like losing your mind ho
Losing it whole I will bury your demons
I will ship them to sea we will
coax the meaning it will grow like a
tree whole together we'll be whole when you
feel it going down down down down down
and you've got nothing to hold on to
I'll be your helicopter I'll
be your hummingbird I'll
be the pyramid that sits so silent out
a word I'll
be your helicopter I'll
be your hummingbird I'll
be the pyramid that sits so silen"
20 500 2500 2500 Death's,"a day Death's
a day I'm
so sick of this shit How
we still in the thick of it Back
in 2012 back in 2012 we found the
world and conversation 28 28 But
it's not fast It's
slow motion It's
pandas and rising ocean 25252500 deaths a day
252500 deaths a day Slow
slow and fast If
you're sitting in the hall sp if you're
sitting in bed then room watching T
V right now it feels snow slow a
slow No
no 25252500 deaths a day 2525 20 deaths
a day I don't know how to measure
that I don't know how to integrate that
I don't know how to think about that
And I just lay on the front there
is a scream around A
scream a scream around A
scream around Fuck
F Motherfuck
God damn it Fucking
mother fucking shit I'm
so simple I just want beep to beat
over over for real Over
real 2525 25 D25
2500"
Can you even trust your eyes when you,"feel like everything is light Can
you even trust your brain when things are
complicated To
explain the answer to the question what is
reality Is
very hard to answer it's not easy the
answer to the question what is real Is
essential to deciding what I'm
gonna feel nothing's ever black and white no
matter how hard you try everything is always
gray and it's always always been that way
there may be stacked all lined up and
back to back we may be in a
simulation and we all may be just forsaken
the answer to the question what is reality
Is very hard to answer it's not easy
the answer to the question what is real
Is essential to deciding what I'm
gonna Despite
not knowing what is true you care for
me and I'll
care for you Even
though the truth's unclear Arm
in arm we'll all be standing here Arm
in arm we'll all be standing here Arm
in arm will all be standing here"
Any time any time any time he wants,"He can have his money
He can change he can change he can change the rules
He’ll say it’s rain
All the levers of power
In the hands of a wealthy few
No water left for the shower
You’re gonna stink until they come to get you
Cuz you’re no match for them alone
Call me and i’ll be there
You don’t have to do it on your own
We get together and don’t despair
All the guns all the guns all the guns they got
And they’ll start shooting
When the bombs when the bombs begin to fall
And your life is ruined
They’ll call the national guard
And turn them upon you
Life’s about to get harder than hard
So what you gonna do
Cuz you’re no match for them alone
Call me and i’ll be there
You don’t have to do it on your own
We get together and don’t despair"
Hey hey do you love me,"Do you think you’re above me
Are you always thinking of me
I’m not wearing a shirt
I’ve got a cold that’s in my head
I’m no thinking straight i said
hey hey can you put me in bed
I’m not wearing a shirt
I’m sick of always doing everything
Why do I gotta do it
Sometimes I just want to say
Screw it
Hey hey I’ve got keys to the car
Let’s go to where the scenes bizarre
They got cold drinks and it’s not very far
I’m not wearing a shirt
Once I had a pretty little dream
It disappated into smoke and steam
I breathed it in, now it’s part of me
I’m not wearing a shirt"
Gimme medi mother fucking care for all,"No more half assed bullshit
That doesn’t cover everyone
No more corproate handouts
And outrageous premiums
No more crazy deductibles
And out of pocket maximums
Fuck insurance companies
Let’s get them on the run
Curse this GOP
Congress for a hundred years
And the weak kneed democrats
who can’t break through their fear
the people are demanding it
so give us what we want
or come november
you’ll be out of a job"
I’m an old man trapped in a young,"man’s body Better
talk to me while you have the chance
I’m an old man trapped in a young
man’s body Pick
up your phone before I die I’m
an old man trapped in a young man’s
body If
you don’t and I do it’ll be your
fault and you will cry I’m
an old man trapped in a young man’s
body Old
man x3"
i got this floppy disk,"i got this wet ware
i don't know where to put it
let me put it in you
and then we'll hard drive it home
I got two cocks
and you got two vaginas
do i love your body mod
or do i love you
let's hard drive it home
i read your technical specifications
i was impressed
and you failed with flying colors
every single turing test
RAM RAM RAM
my heart is open source
there's no encryption here
unless unless of course that's what you're into
Touch your antler
To my antennae
Here have my pheromone shake
Put your little claw in mine"
Goofy Goofy,"Little bird calling my name
On the water
Sinking to the bottom of the lake
I was only
16 or 17
I was lonely
Sinking to the bottom of the lake
Goofy goofy
Lost your email address
And you left me
Cleaning up everyone’s mess
Eat the apple
The garden is growing still
Fight the battle
For free will
You caught me red handed
It’s almost like you planned it
I stole the fire for you
We did what lovers do
I would do it all again
For you
Goofy goofy
I’ve been tumbling down
Did you see me
Coming for that crown
For the empire
We crossed the rubicon
I built an island
For us to live on"
Lines across a page will make a picture,"in due time Lines
across a face will mean that time has
gone by Lines
up in the sky mean that airplanes are
flying Lines
in a row mean you're locked up and
left to die Screaming
Dreaming You
don't know what I'm
scheming I keep meaning to tell you you're
wrong Bricks
and mortar shells raining down upon cement Stronger
faster harder better by 30 percent Another
day goes by and I didn't know what
it meant I look back and marvel at
where exactly that it went Oh
screaming Dreaming
You don’t know what I’m
scheming I keep meaning To
tell you you’re wrong Hey
I'm just an elephant who's lost upon the
plains Chased
by hyenas and munching upon grains Bathing
in the sunlight and drowning in the rains
Feeling pretty good except for these growing pains
Screaming Dreaming
Not knowing What
they’re scheming They
keep meaning To
tell me I’m
wrong It's
best that you don't think about the knock
upon the door It's
someone that you knew but never talked to
before She'll
pick you up and spit you out and
kick you down on to the floor Or
she'll love you till your senseless like a
silent midnight roar Screaming
Dreaming You
don’t know what I am scheming I keep
meaning To
tell you you’re wrong Oh"
J K Row,"Embrace full on fascist
Smashes right through
Our low expectations
Hatred and bigotry
Get you all twisted
Listen to the sound
Of us needing a vacation
From all this bullshit
J K Row
Embrace full on fascist
It was just under the surface
Like her caricature of jews
She’s been playing footsie
And now it is apparent
Can we get away
Just me and you"
I’m feeling funky gotta get right with it,"Ear stains the air and the coffee on the carpet
I’m feeling funky gotta eat some grapes
I’m feeling funky for goodness sakes
Phone won’t work cuz we’re in the boonies
Ear won’t work cuz I’ve sung to many tunies
I’m feeling funky in old New England
Make love like you’re a puritan pilgrim
Love costs nothing but it’s heavier than iron
Hate costs nothing but it’ll light you on fire
I’m feeling funky and out of hand
Let me put it so you’ll understand"
Nobody ever told me,"it was gonna feel this way
No that’s not right
Everybody said it to me
Like every day
But it’s easy not to listen
When you’re sure that you’re unique
And it’s harder to keep illusions
When your bones begin to creak
So i just put my head down
And I count all my steps
I focus on the way my lungs
Go in and out with breath
I break upon the banks of
an unfamiliar shore
Every single day
And now my body’s sore
Wherever you find yourself today
Just remember this
It’s a lack of imagination
That’s led to this business
Of sleepless disconnection
Surrounded by the sounds
Of other people crying
Heads stuck underground"
Hey my frozen love,"I was on the way to god
When I stopped in the middle of street
To tie my shoe
I tired to hide my face
I felt so out of place
I didn’t want you to see me this way
But you saw right through
You took my by the shoulder
Shook me all out of order
You told me I was nothing and everything
medal made of gold
Pawned then bought and sold
Again to the highest bidder this time
Who never earned it
I came to get it back
After my heart attack
If there was a lesson in there somewhere
I never learned it"
I am just telling you what I think,"And it may not be what you want to hear
But I’m gonna say it anyway
And try to be as concise and clear
‘
You’re hanging on too much to the past
To move forward you’ve got to lay it down
And make some decisions about what’s important
Or else you’re just circling around
I know right now what it is I need
And what you’ve got doesn’t line up
But I wish that instead of getting mad at me
You’d make something that you really love
And share it with the world
The things I said must’ve really stung
Cuz now my phone has gone dark
I’m not sure what I have done
But if I can just set a spark
You’ve challenged me in the past
And sometimes that’s what I need
To hear something that I never hear
To see something that I haven’t seen
Everything goes up in the sky
Dancing around like angels in the night
I want you to be just like them
Make something with all your might"
I just wanna play my banjo,"But my banjo’s out of tune
So I’m taking a shower
Here in the afternoon
Everywhere I go the people calling out my name
Like hey mr banjo dude
And I feel like I’m gonna let them all down
Because my banjo’s out of tune
I just wanna play my banjo
But I can’t tune the strings
I don’t know if it’s the cold winds blowing
Or some mechanical thing
When I sit beneath the water thinking all
About the future I get worried sometimes you know
I gotta learn how to relax and just feel the water flow"
Ants are encroaching on my space,"Ants on my hands ands  on my face
Mother Nature is mother fucking scary
Beautiful and dangerous and uncaring
Ants remind us that control is an illusion
Ants are Mother Nature saying, “so there’s no confusion
I am still in charge of all this, you know
I’ll destroy your puny attempts to assert control"
Early morning sunday song,"feeling weak and strangely strong
Think i'll swim it's been too long
Then I'll shut my eyes
Early morning sunday here
Morning peaceful morning fear
Jumbled up and mixed oh dear
I've got a short supply"
John does all the work,"Cuz he’s a robot, he’s a robot
Craig acts like a jerk
But he’s really not
He’s sexy Craig
If you try to scam screen writers
They’ll come after you, Craig will come after you
You don’t need to spend money to learn how to write
Just write
And John and Craig will teach you for free
Sexy"
I joined the crypto bull run,"In February of 2021
my lowest point was when I got involved in shitcoins
oh yeah, I got involved in shitcoins
I cut short a family walk
so I could be home in time for the launch
of the moon boobs coin
of the moon boobs
Moon boobs
Remember what's important in life
what's important important import
Remember what's important in life
Gotta remember remember
I joined the crypto bull run
In February of 2021
my lowest point was when I got involved in shitcoins
oh yeah, I got involved in shitcoins
I cut short a family walk
so I could be home in time for the launch
of the moon boobs coin
of the moon boobs
Moon boobs
Remember what's important in life
Important in life
Important important
Remember what's important life
Important
Light in the high height
Important in life what's important in life
Remember what's important in life
Important to life
Important
Important in life
Remember what's important in life
Remember what
Remember what's important in life
Remember
Remember what's important in life"
I been in movies,"I been on TV
I coulda been president
Back in 08 I
Was the front runner
But we all know how that went
Now they got me
On RICO charges
The same thing I used to use
I’m out on bond
I’m broken windows
I’m dog shit on your shoes
They called me America’s mayor
I’m well aware
Of the irony of all of this
Now all the pain and destruction I caused
Is coming back like an Oedipal kiss
I was getting
nice massage
When that indictment came down
They took my laptop
Probable cause
Who knows what they might have found
I’m too old for jail
Too soft for prison
But if I cooperate
There’s no amount of
Witness protection
I will have sealed my fate"
Happiness  smiles - frowns,"Laughter is the most beautiful sound
What’s the point if it isn’t fun
You get nothing done without passion
Oh, oh, oh That’s The Woz
He likes math tricks and gadgets
And Raspberry Pi Projects
He made a camera that detects hummingbirds
3 kids and 7 grandkids
He loves taking road trips
He’d give you the shirt off his back
Just say the word
Oooo Woz has got
Everything he could ever want
Including honorary doctoral degrees
So on his birthday don’t email
No gifts, please as well
Please donate to his favorite charity
He invented the personal computer
Pouring his heart into subroutines
Remember when he was on Dancing With The Stars
And on Big Bang Theory
On Celebrity Watch Party
You can clearly see
Woz’s tender heart is on display
And he’s proud of being geek
And he feels so lucky
Cuz Janet loves him every minute of every day
Bent but never broken
He loves Inspiring Children
To be the kindest and most passionate they can be
He’s always got time for fans
So if you can lend a hand"
Just home for a couple days Then,"it's up to CT
no Apple
maps Just
ways to keep it traffic free the baby
cries all the time she's old enough to
be bored she's not old enough to iPad
like her big brother Oak
Car trips car trips Summer
summer summertime Car
car trips Car
trips Summer
summer summertime car trips oh 35 hours in
the car I've
had enough we could have kept going another
two but it's time to stop the kids
separated by car seats so they mostly don't
fight but the little one one oh she's
had enough of being strapped in tight Car
trips car trips Summer
summer summer summer summertime Car
trips car trips car trips Summer
summer summer summer summer summer summertime Car
trips car trips car trips Pulling
over at the big rescue stop Everybody
has to pee we don't need the gas
yet but baby is nursing I've
driven across the country four times back and
forth it's so much slower with two kids
when they're old enough to be bored to
be bored on the car trips Car
trips Summer
summer summer summer summer summer summertime Car
trips cars Summer
summer summer summer summer summer summertime Car
trips car trips Summer
summer summer summer summer summertime Car
drips car drips Summer
summer summer summer summer summer summertime Ah
yeah it's hot I'm
sweaty Back
home for a few days but then going
up to see more family for the whole
rest of the summer that's what's going on
that's all that I have to say today
I think"
"One shot, then I got another shot","In my left and then my right
And this cold just won’t quit
And it’s raining again outside
So I’m not feeling not feeling so hot
Vaccines and nfts
Nobody know what it means
The fabric of reality
Has come undone
So I’m not feeling not feeling so hot
I put my hoody up on my head
And I write my stupid song
Nobody is going to stop me
Nobody is gonna sing along"
Three thousand nine hundred and ninety nine,"I’m doing all right yeah I’m doing just fine
When I hit 5000 songs I’ll be 40 years old
I hope I make it that far down the road
I’m the same person
But I’m also not
Same anxious stomach
Twisted into knots
Same rambling brain
Singing all my songs
Trying to make do
With what I’ve got
4000 days ago I was sitting in LA
Thinking about how I was gonna write a song a day
So much has changed in 4000 days
In another 4000 it’ll be the year 2030
Three thousand nine hundred and ninety nine
It’s been a wild ride and a steep steep climb
Whether you’ve listened 10 years or a day
Every single bit of it I appreciate"
72 hours of video are uploaded every minute,"To YouTube
That's a lotta video
That's about 26 weeks every hour
Or about 12 years every day
12 years worth of video
Uploaded every day
Meanwhile
500 years worth of Youtube videos
are watched every day on Facebook
500 years of video
Every single day
That's 182,500 years
Watched in a year
There's so much video
There's so much video
If nobody sees your video
Does your video exist?
In 2011 YouTube had over 1 trillion views
That's 140 views for every person on earth
70% of traffic comes from outside the US
Is this some kind of global unifier
Or just a giant mess
I've upload a video every single day to YouTube
For the last 3 and half years
Taken now in aggregate is it all just noise?
Or is it something more,
There's so much video
There's so much video
If nobody sees your video
Does your video exist?"
Don't try to boil the ocean It,"was incredible We
embrace your inner muppet You
can't be what you can't see How
could we do that better What
you pay attention to grows pronouns on the
badges 5 minutes 20 slides and no notes
The weight of my heart Data
and dinosaurs My
colleagues and I are button obsessed Staying
hydrated so I can learn things What
happens when you unscan this carpet Performing
arts centers are the emergency response centers for
the soul Dangerously
close to several karaoke bars I took notes
and I never take notes of those things
No don't try to boil the ocean was
incredible Weak
Embrace your end In
my baby you can see what you can't
see How
could we do that better What
to pay attention to bronouns on the badges
5 minutes total decides and oh no Figure
out who you are Go
all in on that Don't
be afraid You
can't break anything Anyone
trying to get matching tattoos People
want to engage with art much differently The
arts are more than just a nice to
have Is
there a human right Right
If you fail nobody is watching I've
already walked over a mile If
your work conference doesn't have a rock band
does it even really count No
no no Technology
should cater to us I found a bunch
of friends that share the same dream It
makes us like a family Don't
try to boil the ocean It
was incredible Weak
Embrace your end in my You
can't be what you can't see How
could we do that better But
pay attention to those pronouns on the badges
5 minutes 25 and"
How can I even tell when I'm,"angry? How
can I say that I don't care? Cause
you know that I do? That
I do? How
can I pull the rug from out beneath
you? How
can I see the stars inside your head?
Cause you know that I do? That
I do? How
can I smell the flowers up beneath you?
How can I say you don't move mountains
for me? How
can I go to great lengths in the
winter? How
can I stay sneeze when light hits on
my forehead? Cause
you know that I do? That
I do? How
can I even know when I'm
angry? How
can I tell you I don't care? It's
that you know that I do? That
I do, I do, I do, I do,
I do, I do, I do"
It's raining in Delaware ,"my eyeballs are dry 
I'm full but I'm hungry and I can't decide 
Blisters or bullets are big enough to break 
Hearts are lonely and the soul's on the make 
It's raining in Delaware 
It's raining in Delaware 
It's raining in Delaware  
Well, Miss Indromissie, 
she missed her connection 
She hung up on Harry, 
she lost all discretion 
Out on the ocean, she cast herself in 
Pulled by the moon and her wrinkly skin
It's raining in Delaware 
It's raining in Delaware 
It's raining in Delaware 
It's raining in Delaware 
Moose are dangerous, more dangerous than bears 
Hipsters are harmless, more harmless than squares 
My eyeballs are drier than the great desert sands 
It's raining in Delaware I'm not wearing pants 
It's raining in Delaware 
It's raining in Delaware 
It's raining in Delaware 
It's raining in Delaware 
Yeah that was nice"
I’m not bad at math,"Math is bad at me
I can’t build a boat
That could sail across the sea
But engineering won’t
Even look at me
And the water flows around
So tauntingly
I’m not bad at math
Math is bad at me
So I just play my guitar
I’m not bad at life
Life punched me in the face
Life kicked me in the butt
Straight into outer space
Gave me a nasty look
And my tongue lost it’s taste
Food just sat and stared
And said I was out of place
I’m not bad at life
Life punched me in the face
So I just play my guitar
I just play my guitar
I play it like the world is on fire
I play until my finger start to ache
And then i get so nervous that I shake
I’m not bad at dreams
Dreams want to wake me up
Dreams rip my legs apart
Until I say enough
Dreams where I’m falling
Into and out of love
Dreams where I’m calling
All the friends I can think of
I’m not bad at dreams
Dreams want to wake me up
So I just play my guitar
I’m not bad at dancing
My body’s in revolt
My body is a castle
And my brain is the moat
Fill me up with salt
And you can see me float
Fill me up with pizza
And you will see me bloat
I’m not bad at dancing
My body’s in revolt"
Well it was only 72 years ago That,"the federal government suddenly said, “No more!” They
said, “No more cannabis” “No more hemp” And
since that day in August
they’ve shown nothing but contempt And
the story is a very simple one Full
of greed, bigotry, and ambition It’s
about hemp versus nylon And
William Randolph
Hearst And
a guy named Harry
J Anslinger
And if you know anyone who smokes the
stuff You
know it’s as harmless as can be But
our drug war will never be able to
get enough Until
everyone is rounded up and locked up for
eternity Well
first we have a company called Dupont
They invented nylon Well
hemp can do what nylon does, and do
it clean and cheap So
Dupont wanted to see it outlawed Add
to this Harry
J Anslinger
He was the first commissioner of the Federal
Bureau of Narcotics
And he set his sights on cannabis as
an easy way to prove his effectiveness You
see he characterized it as a dangerous drug
As for proof he pointed to those who
used it most Which
at that time was Mexican
workers and black jazz musicians So
clearly this drug had to be stopped And
in steps William
Randolph Hearst
Who makes Rupert
Murdoch kinda look like a saint And
every newspaper he owned Very
clearly showed how cannabis was the most dangerous
thing around But
if you know anyone who smokes the stuff
You know it’s as harmless as can be
But our drug war will never be able
to get enough Until
everyone is rounded up and locked up for
eternity Til
72 years later it’s just a fact Pot
is dangerous drug, it’s as simple as that
Hemp’s the same as pot And
if you disagree you’re either a hippie or
some lunatic fringe wacko liberal fool But
I say no to your silly outdated laws
And I say yes to the very reasonable
cause I’ll
knit you something out of hemp Maybe
a scarf, or a hat, or a sweater
And then we can all go get high
and watch the sun set together But
if you know anyone who smokes the stuff
You know it’s as harmless as can be
But our drug war will never be able
to get enough Until
everyone is rounded up and locked up for
eternity x2"
I can't write a song I gotta do,"the dishes I can't write a song I
gotta fold the clothes can't write a song
I gotta put the baby to bed I
can't write a song I gotta clean up
the house I can't write a song I
gotta write like five other songs I can't
write a song so please get out of
my way I gotta do the dishes I
gotta fold the clothes I gotta clean up
the house and put the baby to bed
Too bad too bad I don't got time
to write a song no no no no
no no no no no no no no
no no I gotta change his dirty diabe
I gotta sit with him I gotta clean
up all the kitchen I gotta write like
five other songs so I don't have time
to do my song I got lots of
other stuff to do Halloween
Halloween Halloween"
I'm sick and I got a zit beneath my eye,"I just live with it I don't ask why
I drink some juice and scrub my face
I don't waste energy I don't have to waste
I do my best  just all of the time
No matter what just all of the time
Whatever that means In words and rhyme
I do my best just all of the time
And sometimes my best is just a song
short short song and then back to lying down
That's all I got and please don't call it wrong
My best tonight is nothing very long"
I remember my 1000th song,"Time is weird
I played a show in San Francisco
With all my friends
And the days go by like songs
And the days go by like nouns
It’ll be over before too long
Will any of it stick around?
Noun 1000
Humans like to celebrate milestones
Every year
They get further and further apart
The more days you go
And the days go by like nouns
And the nouns go by likes songs
And just when you think you found
Your rhythm you get thrown off
1000 days
1000 ways
I have no wisdom here to offer you
Just another song
I remember my very first song
Time is strange
I remember the very first noun
Seems like yesterday"
I keep having this dream,"Where my wife is leaving me
I don’t know what it means
I don’t know what it means
Keep having this other one
My mouth is filled with dust
No matter what I do
I can never rid of enough
And I don’t want to go to bed
With this bullshit projected
I want to fight my unconscious
To the death
Just say what’s on my mind
Don’t beat around it all night
Drag it into the light
So we can deal with it my guy
It’s just you and me in here
We got anxiety and fear
But you make it 10x worse
By giving me all these riddles"
It was June 9th 2017,"At exactly 10:53
Straybits claimed for free
Punk 7523
1 dollar transaction fee
279 was the price of eth
He has a mask and a gold earring
And stray bits started to sing
I’ve claimed 17 punks this day
Zombies aliens and the apes
You all will make me proud one day
Now it’s June 10th 2020
And Punk 7523
Has been sold to Shalom Mackenzie
For 11.8 milllion usd
In an auction down at Southeby’s
SillyTuna has made so much money
And a world away StrayBits sits
Proud of his COVID Alien
Punks they come and punks they go
Impermanent as the rivers flow
You can let go or you can hold
It’s ok
I claimed 17 punks that day
Zombies aliens and the apes
You all made me proud to say
I knew you"
I'm sitting underneath my desk if you're wondering,"why I'd
say you'd better not ask Cause
I'm not the kind of guy to tell
you why I'm
sitting underneath my desk I'm
not the kind of guy to tell you
why I'm
sitting on the floor and I'm
playing my bass I don't think that you
You should anymore in any case Ask
me why I'm
sitting on the floor no not anymore don't
ask me why Cause
I'm not that kind of guy not that
kind of guy not that kind of guy
I'm not that kind of guy I'm
not that kind of guy I'm
not that kind of My
wife is using the vacuum downstairs I'm
not sure if you can hear it or
if you care I'm
just sitting here writing a song at 9am
cause that's what I need to do today
God damn Don't
ask me why I am sitting on the
floor under my desk don't ask me why
I'm sitting on the floor under my desk
don't ask me why don't ask me why
don't ask me why don't ask me why
I'm sitting underneath my desk"
Look in a crystal ball,"Puncture your lung
Think of all the times you
Could have died young
Could have been crippled
By regret or despair
Would have been hampered
If you went there
Hanging so loosely
From each arm
Skin that is dying
That's barely been worn
Feet that aren't moving
heart trapped in 4
Dimensions above
This dimensional floor"
I like a fish in the reef,"Cause
I know exactly what
I
Every day
I put on my face and
I try my best
In the old reverie
I swim this way and then
I swim there
I'm on the treadmill just like the rain
Can only go so far and
I can only play my guitar
And when a mosquito bites my head and
I think to myself
That mosquito should be fed to the fish and reef
The fish living in the reef
The fish in the
Ree
Fish living in the
Ree
Like a fish fishing
Cuz
I know exactly what
I mean
To push the rock up the hill
Just like
Sisyphus did
And
I'm like a goon
They call me
Believe the king
Fish in the
Ree
Fish in the reefs
Fish in the
Ree"
Stress can be expressed in any number of ways,"From hair that's turning gray to zits upon your face
Physical manifestation of pain should not be taken lightly
The stress is making me sick or at least it might be
Stress
It's a real thing
Stress
Don't take it lightly
Stress
Just relax a little
Stress
Go take a bath"
She's got nothing in her heart,"She's got nothing in mind
She's sure to knock em dead
But it's just another Saturday night
In Ojai
She's got a bone to pick with her husband
They haven't done it in 6 months
We used to envy her
She was insatiable once
In Ojai
What an entrance
Every head turns
She's wearing her black dress now
With a head move
She can cut you
But I still pity her anyhow
Cuz this is all she's got
And she's so, so scared
Could be a big blood clot
Could be slipping on the stairs
In Ojai
She quits smoking every week
Doing yoga out by the pool
She's listening to Nico Case
She's trying really, really hard to be moved
In Ojai
She's sick of all the sunshine
She'd prefer anything to this
Rain or snow or sleet or hail
But it's nothing but sunshiny bliss
In Ojai
Just beyond those mountains
Is a whole new outlook
She's just gotta do something drastic
She's getting in her car
All the pomeranians bark
The Rolling Stones on the radio
And she blasts it
Cuz this is all she's got
Here on the 101
She hears applause
She's getting as far away as she can from"
Mr. Beast and his friendlies,"Had a plan you could never ignore, oh
They’d muck about and climb a mountain
Never been climbed before, oh
So they shit in the snow
And they laughed, ho ho
Carrying on and shouting
And when they got up to the top
They called it Shopify Mountain
They called it Shopify Mountain
Where the Nazis sell their goods
Where the TERFs all sell their t-shirts
And the Klan all sell their hoods
Where the Libs of TikTok monetize
While the bomb threats are called in
And the billionaires win
And the fascists grin
And the temperatures rise
And the planet dies
They called it Shopify Mountain
They called it Shopify Mountain
Hans Zimmer did the score
It’s great content for YouTube
The big maw demands more
Anything to get those views
That’s what matters most
And the arctic melts
And we tighten our belts
And the world is fucked
But oh just our luck
They called it Shopify Mountain"
On the Banana,"Bowl Drinking
Coronas and mojitos Jose
Peppers and fish tacos Living
it up in Cabo
Two great daughters Megan
and Brooke
She lives down in sh This
song is from her son in law Biv
She's kind loving and caring Happy
birthday Denise
Moir Happy
birthday Denise
Moir Oh
Moir Oh
yeah Short
little birthday song This
is a commission that I got You
know I I take commissions I work on
a Pay
what you want Most
people pay me like between 100 and 1000
The most any individual has ever paid me
I think was it was 1400 for just
for a song with a little video But
if you ever want to commission a song
I'm available to do that Otherwise
keep those song requests coming and hope you
enjoyed it Love
you guys"
Alexey Pertsev,"sits alone in a cell on Christmas
Eve He’s
been accused of of money laundering with crypto
currency He
was denied bail and won’t be home opening
presents with his wife All
for writing some open source code that the
government doesn’t like But
oh, oh, oh That’s
justice SBF
is cozy and warm lighting the menorah tonight
He stole billions of dollars and ruined millions
of lives He
was granted bail for a quarter billion dollars
the judge didn’t bat an eye Drinking
orange juice with his shoes off first class
on a flight But
oh, oh, oh That’s
justice Millions
of people spending Christmas
in jail just for smoking some weed How
many more are suffering there accused falsely One
is too many and many more than that
is a heavy price to pay For
living in this place we call some kind
of society But
oh, oh, oh That’s
justice"
I wrote my first song,"On a pizza box
When I was 12 years old
The first lines were
I look into the distance
I need to be helped
That’s all I remember
It was 25 years ago
Quarter of a century I’ve been doing this
Where it’s gonna take me
I have no way to know
But I do it for myself more than anything
Back then I always dreamed
Of being like Bob
And then Lou and Tom and Jojo
It took a long time
To find my voice
And I still let all those guys show
Things never quite go
The way that you expect them
I started writing a song a day
9 years ago
3287 days ago
I didn’t mean for it to be a whole thing
But here I am
So I make the best of it
It’s not exactly what I wanted
But I try my best
And grow a bit each day
I can’t ever stop learning
Thank you for joining me
Mostly anonymous
I do it for myself, I do it for you
If you pick up your pencil
Your guitar or make something
Because you saw me doing it, that’s special
That means something to me"
Spent all day yesterday working my butt Then,"I watched the debate and stayed up late
Then I woke at 5:30 cuz my little
one woke up Now
I’m tired as can be, but things are
great I’ve
been married to my wife, to my wife
For two years, it’s my life, it’s my
life No
matter what else happens to us She
is the one I will always love I
got a lot to do today so I’ll
make this quick Songs
to write and scenes to fix I took
a bunch of tape and on the wall
I did stick Get
yourself there into the mix I’ve
been married to my wife, to my wife
For two years, it’s my life, it’s my
life No
matter what else happens to us She
is the one I will always love"
"Sunrise, Sunset","Each day is all we get
Each second as the glacier melts
Don't waste time chasing
Down the taste making
Perfect little pets
The conveyer belt
Inside we'll find
we'll make up your mind
Our decisions are our own
We were born
Some day we'll die
And water will be stone
We sit silent
On the horizon
Collecting memories
On the internet
We don't need voices
We don't need boxes
We hold each other
On the internet
We say everyday
Pretty much the same thing
And we mean it from our hearts
we say in the same way
With our eyes ablaze
When we're not afraid to start
There's fear here
It cuts loud and clear
It can stop or it can go
But bigger than
Any master plan
Is the foggy mess that grows
We sit silent
On the horizon
Collecting memories
On the internet
We don't need voices
We don't need boxes
We hold each other
On the internet
We build and we break
With big and little stakes
And what we make is bigger still
Some scoff and some laugh
But we ignore all that
Because we're under a spell
And the moon blinks
And the darkness drinks
And the feelings rise and fall
And the morning comes
We stick out our tongues
catch the daylight as it calls"
if it's got to do with the government,"then look and sure enough
where can a parent find childcare information for her child
where can a student find a student loan?
if you're looking for childcare
or want to register to vote
there's a website you will love
USA.gov"
Here I go again down the same old,"room I don't know my friend I don't
know everything that I don't know Every
time I think I got my arms around
the truth Staring
into space and I'm
looking to you I don't know what I
don't know Only
unknown Unknown
I start in the shore Here
I go again it's just a sing all
day tell my name my friend I don't
know what word to sing I don't know
I don't know the things I don't know
look out I don't know Every
time I think I got my arms around
the tree I find myself in a pit
and I'm
looking up at you I don't know what
I don't know oh no good library the
built in library could build world library oh
yeah here I go again Climbing
up the same old tree don't look to
me my friend you're looking for your destiny
I don't know don't know anything I don't
know no no anything I don't know no
no I don't know Cause
any time I try to wrap my mind
around the truth I find myself at the
bottom of a pit and I'm
looking up at you Every
time I'm
think that I made it out I fall
back into the big mouth dumping mouth like
a sick or no in my form just
going too far Push
up down there I don't know I don't
know so many I know I know I
know beyond the no beyond beyond"
"But I dream of another world, saving all","man kind I’m
just a little elfin boy, not a hero
like legends of old But
I’ve got something inside of me that’ll make
your blood run cold This
forest is so confining At
night when the walls seem to close in
on me, I can hear a new life
calling Wish
I had a fairy, a friend to talk
to when I was feeling down When
there’s no other sound I’m
just a little elfin boy I get a
green tunic this year When
my birthday comes and goes, I’ll
still be right here I’m
just a little elfin boy, but someday I’ll
be a man You
better believe that when that day comes I’m
gonna do all that I can Make
my own adventure, ride my horse through the
fields of holly They’ll
tell my stories, a legend they’ll call me
I can almost taste it No
challenge that I can’t surmount No
enemy so big that I cannot face it"
How many times did he just love you,"to play How
many times Live
all night Cause
they choose something turned out great Glamorous
There's one like this It's
just work baby it's work It's
just work We
can glorify it We
can store fire You
can make it all seem great At
the end of the day you're still just
you You
gotta live with yourself that way Not
no not any way is glamorous no not
at all Anybody
makes it seem that way to tell a
lie that's all Not
memories It's
worth it's worth baby it's just work It's
work It's
work It's
work baby it's just work It's
work It's
work It's
work baby it's work Maybe
you think that everything turns out exactly the
way that you want Maybe
you got these plans in your head it
always just It
just work baby just work It
just works"
Back I'm going back,"Back to where I started from
Back I'm going back, oh
Back to where I started from
It's not, no it's not
The place that I call my home
But it's where I'm going, oh
Every time you set out
You find out what you are made of
Getting lost and lost control
You face the thing you're most afraid of
I was gone but now I'm back
In the space my face reflects the changes
Blue sky above me says
Do your best to stay outrageous
Do your best to remain outrageous
Back I'm going back
Back to where I started from
Back I'm going back, oh
Back to where I started from
It's not, no it's not
The place that I call my home
But it's where I'm going, oh
Mother nature outside
Mother nature inside you screaming
Remembering the first time
Parse the clues to find some meaning
If the meaning isn't there
Mocking birds will start to singing
City sounds around you will
Hark the windy angel bringing
Bringing me back
Back I'm going back
Back to where I started from
Back I'm going back, oh
Back to where I started from
It's not, no it's not
The place that I call my home
But it's where I'm going, oh
Fences neighbors ratio
Good to bad and there's a difference
Turn up the radio
You're on the road
To deliverance
I wandered far and wound up here
I'll never stay away for long
Gravity and magnetic fields
The pull the pull is just too strong
Back I'm going back
Back to where I started from
Back I'm going back, oh
Back to where I started from
It's not, no it's not
The place that I call my home
But it's where I'm going, oh"
Time time time time Time,"Time to do my song it's time to
do my song it's time do my song
Is chime to my song it's time you
to do my Time
to do my Time
Time to do my song I gotta sit
down I gotta take a bed I gotta
sing a song I gotta sing it I
gotta sit down and think the song and
sing Pick
up my guitar and I throw it away
Time time to do my song all the
time Time
time to do my song I say this
time Time
time to do my song do my song"
Should I take guitar lessons or not,"Have I been giving
All that I got
Will I ever change or grow
Or am I growing but I just don’t know
Cuz it’s too slow
Well it could be
We’ll just wait and see
But is that just me
Being lazy
What happens at the end of my story
Do I go out
In a blazing ball of glory
Can I be what I set out to be
Can I stay wild and stay free
Can I take opportunity
Well it could be
We’ll just wait and see
But is that just me
Being lazy"
Compassion is not a sexy word,"But on you darlin  It's so sexy it's absurd
When you're laughing at yourself
When you're smiling about it all
The mistakes and cranky feelings
That drip down your inner walls
I fall in love
Compassion is a word so steeped in stuff
It's dismissible even though there's clearly not enough
And you're staring at me
Across a great divide
Telling me how it is
No running, numbing hide
I fall in love
Can you love yourself
As much as I love you
Can you forgive
All the mistakes you do
In my arms
Our normal you are true
You are you
Compassion is best with no pretense
We're hard, hard wired to feel it for our friends
But when it comes to ourselves
The story gets delayed
So when I see you doing it
My heart's in full display
I fall in love
Can you love yourself
As much as I love you
Can you forgive
All the mistakes you do
In my arms
Our normal you are true
You are you"
I don't have time ,"or energy to write
my song"
They’ll try to tear you down,"They’ll try to break your heart
They don’t know you’re stronger than them
Together we stand or we fall apart
Don’t lose hope
Don’t lose hope
They’ll say anything
They’ll throw the kitchen sink
They don’t want you to look too hard
They don’t want you to feel or think
That in 50 years
The world is still here
But better
We’ve grown beyond
Our childish fears
Together
They’ll try every trick they know
They’ll throw a red brick through your window
They don’t want us to unite
And to fight for what is right
and"
I’m an extrasolar planet for you,"You know the earth is totally screwed
I’m an extrasolar planet for you
And you can call me Mom
I bought your favorite toys, yeah
We’ll have fun
You’ll be my itty bitty girls and boys, yeah
You’ll be my little bitty girls and boys
There comes a time in every species life
Where they’ve gotta look around and make the tough decisions
The dinosaurs couldn’t face the hard facts
They ended up extinct and buried in tar pits
But don’t let that happen
No, don’t let that happen
Don’t let that happen to you
I’ve got 17 moons
I’m an extrasolar planet for you
I make the earth look like a prude
I’m an extrasolar planet for you
I made your bed
I made you cookies and tea
I’m the Garden of Eden
And you can eat from my forbidden tree, yeah
You can eat from my forbidden tree
Think you’re old enough to know the meaning of the universe?
So come on over and I’ll tell it to you
Whatcha got to lose?
Your mother doesn’t love you
First thing when you get here I am going to hug you
So come, come on over
Yeah, come, come on over
Yeah, come, come on over to me!
To me!
Yeah!"
I got a nice idea,"How about we a
Don’t live in fear
Any more
Sure as shit seems hard
When the trees are on fire in the yard
But you can open your heart
To the core
When the world starts failing
And the sun ain’t a given
You got no room
To rearrange how you’re living
It doesn’t take much to
Forget what you know
All you gotta do is let go
Watch the lights go down
Watch you get along with what you thought
You couldn’t live without
You’re stuck in lost and found
Make the best of it
You hear it calling, the void
You’re holding on for dear life oh boy
You might as well enjoy
The test of it"
Pulling out all the stops,"Getting off all your rocks
Strip away all that you’re not
Is anything left at all
You are finally on your own
Giving yourself a break
Sleep walking or awake
To impatient not to wait
For the final birthday cake"
When things go wrong,"I just make a song
I bang a gong
I try to stand strong
I go long
I play some pong
And donkey kong
When things go wrong
I just make a little tiny stupid song"
I'm covered in Jesus,"blood I'm
covered in Jesus
blood I'm
covered in Jesus
blood I'm
covered in Jesus
blood I'm
covered in Jesus
blood I'm
covered in Jesus
blood I'm
covered in Jesus
blood I'm
covered in Jesus
blood Driving
out of this Ohio
parking lot is a woman who just attended
a church service with dozens of other people
I wouldn't be anywhere else Aren't
you concerned You
could infect other people No
People who don't go to this No
They could get me sick But
they're not because I'm
covered in his blood I'm
covered in Jesus
blood I'm
covered in Jesus
blood I'm
covered in Jesus
blood I'm
covered in Jesus
blood I'm
covered in Jesus
blood I'm
covered in Jesus
blood I'm
covered in Jesus
blood I'm
covered in Jesus
blood No
no no no I'm
covered in Jesus
blood All
of these people go to this church I
go to the grocery store every day I'm
in Walmart
Home Depot
all of those people I'm
covered in Jesus
blood I'm
covered in Jesus
blood I'm
covered in Jesus
blood I'm
covered in Jesus
blood I'm
covered in Jesus
blood Blood
I'm covering Jesus
I'm covered in Jesus
blood I'm
covered in Jesus'blood
I'm covered in Jesus
blood"
Little birdy little birdy what have you got,"To say to me today?
I'm on my way to where the air is clear
And I fear I'm here for one more year
Just another soul that'll disappear when
The sun it sets and it gets colder
And hotter at the same time like an arctic hell
Where the people yell and scream
Cause they got lost in each other's dreams
It seems far-fetched but Don't be fooled by school
Or gods or ends and odds the great big ox of life
Is pulling at you don't get an ugly tattoo you'll regret it
When you let it find you, uh oh
Praying might help and meditation could help you also
But there this thing the more you try
The more you fail
And that is why you keep on trying
Until you're dying then you stop
That moment when you're dying must be
very scary moment I think
But at least there's a great unknown
To jump into and be absorbed
Or just float away to nothingness
Nanananaananan
Nanananaananan
Nanananaananan
Nanananaananan
Na na"
Tony Danza puking up unicorns,"Tony Danza puking up hearts
Tony Danza puking up mona
On a plane
On a plane
On a plane
Tony Danza puking up lilies
Tony Danza puking up stars
Tony Danza puking up angela
On a plane
On a plane
On a plane
Who's the boss of puking?"
You know about potatoes,"Soy and rice and wheat
Cabbage and carrots
All these foods we eat
But one plant is sitting there
Just waiting to play
Sammy The Chlamy
Will be famous someday x 2
She’s got two tails on her head
She’s a got a big eye that is red
And she collects more carbon and less oxygen
Yeah her pyrenoid is amazing
great big ball of protein
But all the other plants are so mean
And they’re making fun
They say, “Hey hey Sammy
Real plants don’t move around
You can swim every which way
We are rooted to the ground
They say, “Hey hey Sammy
You don’t do photorespiration
It may be wasteful but come on now
It’s the way that it’s done
And so we hate you
Because you’re different
And Sammy felt bad
With only one chloroplast
As she produced a ton of lipids
And she’s not even multi cellular
But then the planet started to warm
And the humans ran out of food
And the scientists started looking
For something new
plant that’s so efficient
That it can grow so much faster
That will use more co2
To avoid this natural disaster
And they said
“Hey hey Chlamy
Can you show us that neat trick again
What did you call it? The Carbon concentrating mechanism
Hey hey Chlamy
Can you teach all the other plants
To do what you do cuz it’s down to you
We just might stand a chance
And we’d love you
You could save us
And Sammy the Chlamy
And all the other plantys
They worked straight through the night
And lo and behold by the sunrise gold
Fresh in the morning light
Rice could focus on Co2
Ignoring oxygen
Potato was growing so so fast
And soy said isn’t this fun?
And Sammy’s tails just wagged
They raised the Chlamydomonas flag
Sammy the Chlamy saved
The entire human race
And she was glad
And she was glad"
I live alone,"I don't know with all my friends
We talk about life and everything
Get around to me
That's what
I want to be
I wanna be the enemy
I wanna be the
On the pleas of
Africa in the tourist of true
I could be anything
I want
Run and run and run there's no way to run"
I’ll tell you a story,"Every word is true
How I hired somebody
To do what they love to do
I was working on a record
All about animals
And I needed a n album  cover
And I didn’t know where to turn
My wife suggested Dribble
Where designers share what they’re working on
I emailed a few people
And  that’s how I met Megan
Megan did a great job
So thank you Dribble
For helping us to connect
You were in the middle
With your strong community
It was not hard
To find the illustrator that I needed
Oh yeah"
Well I didn't know Jesus,"personally but I heard he was a really
great guy he fought for what he believed
in and he turned the other cheek when
some dude punched him in the eye I
heard my goats and I mind my business
But I think that the Romans
should die die die die Because
I looked and I saw him up on
the cross and I still don't understand why
well I didn't know Jesus
personally but I think we had some mutual
friends According
to Facebook
at least last time I looked he knew
Sarah Fiona
and Jen
I think I saw him at a party
once but that was way back when when
When When
I was living in LA
trying to make it I was so much
younger than Well
I didn't know Jes
But nobody deserves what he got Walking
along just minding his business and then he
got shot and wouldn't you know that they
wouldn't indict because of all the corrupt cop
cops so many years the future won't be
here until these murders stop until these murders
stop"
I'm running on fumes I don't know what,"to do I'm
sitting here thinking I should drink more water
I don't know where I am Am
I even right here Do
I exist or am I just a figment
of my imag Imagination
who are you Where
did you come from Were
you sent here by the author of this
play What
am I doing Could
I be like that cloud up in the
sky Just
going about my way Imagination
Imagination I don't know why I sit at
the intersection of this life I'm
running on fuse I'm
looking like a saber tooth Little
long for this world A
little bit longer is all I got I
don't know what to do I'm
just a saber tooth dodo I'm
a monkey up in the tree and I
don't know who I be Imagination
Imagination Imagination
Putme down and wind me up and watch
me go into the back of the truck
and Fanny
Ludd you might make it even if I
don't dip Imagination
Imagination Imagination
Imagination O"
Does every generation think the breakneck pace of,"change is overwhelming 500 years ago was this
something people said everything is new every couple
years it's amazing it's hard to keep your
feet on the ground it's hard to wrap
your head around and it won't let up
anytime soon is this normal or is it
something new? does every generation think the big
big crash is imminent, yeah it's coming 4000
years ago was this a thing they worried
about? disaster seems to be thing to keep
us humming we're lab rats on the scientist
slab Following
a voice with a gift for gab I
guess that's the way it's always been even
way back to the beginning adam and eve
were cast out and everything changed so quick
things got more complicated god was such a
dick but then the pace of change just
kept going and before long We
learned too much and the human touch meant
something was lost and gone in the small
time markets and the big time algorithms you
can see it there's a ecosystem growing in
the place of the old if this is
the way it's gonna be then so be
it but is it the natural way or
is it some new thing all toge ther
are we coming up to the edge of
a cliff standing on the edge will we
slip"
Do you have lonely walls Do,"they cry out in their emptiness Oh
I wish you would put something upon me
Well maybe you all support the tears with
the same old pictures across the years Oh
you're so used to me you don't even
see you stick pins you hammer nails into
This other stuff is just so gummy and
it leaves a gross residue Well
I am telling you that I want something
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Tear the heads off barbies,"And see the naked bodies
In the shoe box you brought me
Never said you’re sorry
And the life size cut out
Dad said not in this house
And while I’m waiting for the school bus
I’m covered in white out
And I never said nothing
About how I’m feeling
Cuz I didn’t want to give
You the satisfaction
You’re gonna get me in trouble
And you’re starting to bug me
I bite your hand when
From behind you bear hug me
Shitting in the mailbox
And setting it on fire
Take that Mr. Olinaurd"
"Jonathan, hey Yeah,","Jonathan Write
a song about Pepe
Why, Jonathan
Cuz it’s the hot new thing Ok
by why Cuz
he’s so cute He’s
a little green guy So
it’s a coin meme Yeah
Jonathan Is
it a Matt
Furie thing No
Jonathan Then
what’s the draw 10000x returns That
sounds shady Will
they ever learn Pepe
is he the most famous meme in the
world? Pepe
is he sorta famous for being famous like
Paris Hilton
or Kim
Kardashian? Jonathan,
hey Yeah,
Jonathan What
you got against Pepe
Nothing Jonathan
But this exuberance Yeah
Jonathan Makes
me nervous Oh
I see Jonathan
Like we’re headed for a crash That
was 2022 There
could be more to smash So
says you Well
what do you think That
we should ape I think for Pepe
It’s way too late Jonathan,
hey Yeah,
Jonathan Let’s
ape into Pepe
No Jonathan
Then what do we do The
same as all along Another
day Another
song"
Come watch me get old,"See how my years unfold
One day at a time
You can have it all
There’s nothing that’s mine
This is your life
See the lines of my face
Get deeper and deeper each day
See my back bend
The distance between us
Soft as the wind
This is your life
And when I die
Then if you have come to rely
On seeing me here
Take to the streets
And look to the sky because"
Who has the power?,"I stand against them
Who has no power?
I stand with them
It is a simple rubric
That buddha Mohamad and Jesus
Who hates the stranger?
I stand against them
Who loves the stranger?
I stand with them
Who has the answers?
I stand against them
Who has the questions?
I stand with them"
How do you work,"When you feel like dirt
Sedentary ground
Deep deep down
In the cold cold earth
How do you work
I got so much work
I got so much to do
I got no time for you
And i feel like a schmoo
Sorry sorry sorry sorry"
Nepotism,"in the white house
Daughter and son in law
no way no how
Can you imagine
If obama
had hired his grown daughters
all the drama
and from the grand old
nary a peep
and now if you’ll excuse me
i’ll go to sleep
The flames of indignance
The"
Sailin',"down the sand dunes
Gosh i
hope that the moon
Doesn't fall down x 3
Climbin;
Up the rock face
All my
Marbles misplaced
On the ground
And my head's in heaven, my head's in heaven
Cause my head's been severed, my head's been severed
And I never drink a pint before the rocks
Fall down on my and break the locks
of my heart
Rescue
All the children
Left to
All their feelings
Sad clowns
Missles
Toes and kneecaps
Broken
In the aftermath
Hearts pound"
If thoughts were explosions,"I’d be smithereens
My body’d be scattered
If bombs were dreams
If telephones were turtles
They’d be able to swim
When Jesus said nothing
I wanted to be like him
I’m watching the tv
And waiting and waiting
Inside my brain
There’s a palpitating
If brooms were gophers
They would be dim
When Jesus said nothing
I wanted to be like him"
It’s a pattern that revealed to me,"The more we struggle to be free
The more we hold on to who we are
The worse we’re gonna feel
I care about what other people think
But if I use that feeling to look within
Maybe there’s something that I can learn
So that I don’t feel so bad
Everyday I’m trying to forget
The fact that I’m gonna die
But if I were living forever
I’m not sure that’d I’d want to be a good guy
So where do you draw the line
Between just sitting there feeling fine
And going out looking for pleasure
Trying to avoid pain
Embracing or rejecting change
When your feet are buried in sand
The waves crash around you and
You’re breathing out just like the water
Jellyfish dot the beach
Every moment of everyday
If you live in fear and apathy
At some point you will come to say
Please just give me peace
I’m tired of the knowledge
That I’m gonna die
But if I were living forever
I’m not sure that’d I’d want to be a good guy
So where do you draw the line
Between just sitting there feeling fine
And going out looking for pleasure
Trying to avoid pain
Embracing or rejecting change"
The Aye,"Aye lives in madagascar and is remarkable fearless
the star nosed mole can tell if something's
food or not in 8 milliseconds Tarsiers
are the only known living entirely carnivorous primates
The angora rabbit must be monitored closely to
prevent wool block which is when their digestive
track is clogged with hair Giant
isopods have the largest fertilized eggs of all
known marine invertebrates Kiwa
hirsuta was discovered in '05 was deemed a
new genus and is thought to be blind
Leafy Sea
Dragons have been observed staying in one place
for up to 68 hours"
Spider crawling on me,"The grass
That's what you get that's what you get
Spiders all crawling up my ass
That's what you get that's what you get
When you do your spider thing on the grass
When you do your singing on the grass
Lots of birds flying all around me in the grass
And lots of wind making it so you can't hear me
In the gray grass
In the
Colorado evening grass
All around me
Now don't fall in the cactus that will really hurt
In the grass in the grass
Spider crawling on me
In the grass in the grass on the grass in the grass
I can only sing about what
I see all around me
In the grass in the grass
O
In the grass in the grass"
I'm excited for the new macs coming,"feel gleeful and kind of dumb and
like a jerk for being so excited
but there's no way to fight it
Gonna miss steve up on the stage and
That way he had it was an amazing way
To make you believe what he was selling
What's coming tomorrow there's no telling
I'm excited for the new macs dropping
retina screens and eyeballs popping
jaws on the floor no ethernet
let me have two hard drives yeah
in my macbook pro i beg you
thinner lighter but still let me do
things the way i've come to rely on
what else is new in mountain lion"
Your brain,"Is coming undone
And the magic in your heart
Can’t control the stun gun
So take a back seat
To your nervous system
Life is talking to you
But you won’t ever listen
Bear your soul
To the text field
You’ll go no further without a wooden shield
So grab the master sword
And throw it overboard
This ain’t your daddy’s quest
That your moving toward
If you’re really nice
I’ll let you see how I
Break apart the ocean
And fill it up with sky
I don’t know who you are
And frankly I don’t care
When I close my eyes
I know you’re not there"
You barely turn a profit,"On the backs of million artist
You don’t get where you are
Without be cruel and ruthless
You dictate to us
Because you’re good at capitalism
And I’m sorry Daniel Ek that’s not
Something to be proud of
So shut the fuck up
With all due respect
You make a living
Exploiting the heck
Out of people already so squeezed
We are barely holding on
So shut the fuck up
Watch your words
With your 4 billion dollar
Net worth
Money can buy you everything
But you can’t buy a conscience
Daniel Ek
I’m thankful for the check I get every month
It’s not much, but yes some is better than none
But the problem is when you open your
Mouth to say
It’s your fault if it’s not working, do it this way
Because, Daniel Ek, you live in a different plane
Of existence you got Billionaire’s brain
You think you earned all the money you got
But the fact is you stole it and just never
Got caught"
Summer’s almost over And,"the bear market is as long as my
beard And
yeah I lied in my tweet You
can’t believe anything that you read around here
We’re all full of shit But
this is it This
is all I got Whether
you like it or not This
is all I got There’s
a cool breeze blowing And
the market is just like a hurricane And
there’s no moral to the story Just
a simple melody refrain: We’re
all full of shit But
this is it This
is all I got Whether
you like it or not This
is all I got I was pushing our
foster baby on the swing And
suddenly noticed the beauty in everything How
the green of the trees stood out against
the blue of the sky The
snot was running down his nose and he
started to cry First
of September
I think we got at least another year
But nothing ever goes as planned And
you can’t believe anything that you hear We’re
all full of shit But
this is it This
is all I got Whether
you like it or not This
is all I got"
"Carlos just found a dildo in his coffee,","Emily is goofy wears funny green glasses,
Aubrey's always fed up and she's uber serious
Maggie hisses like a snake she's moving to China,
Farhad hates everyone and wants to kill them,
working in admissions
in the summer sun
this is how we do it at bennington
Farhad comes in and challenges Carlos
to an official Tiger Championship Shoot-em-Up Fight Round,
Carlos is nervous, but wants to prove his manliness
Maggie flips her shit and starts wailing on Farhad
Aubrey's speaking japanese to break up the fight
emmett keenan Emily are making coffee out of sight
working in admissions
in the summer sun
this is how we do it at bennington"
Sick sick sick,"I’m so sick
I feel like a brick
Tired and thick
Gonna lay down
Don’t wanna hang around
Election has me scared
Nervous cuz I care
But right now I’m sick
That’s all"
I know we’ve had our differences,"In the past
Some nasty words were said and sung
But those feelings were recast
I read you every day
Every day I write a song
And when my songs are relevant
Sometimes you pass them right along
Though some commenters
Seem to hate me
I don’t take it personal
We’re all just doing our best out here
In the dusty old wild and virtual
So congratulations TechCrunch
On the acquisition
AOL owns a lot of blogs
I read several of ‘em
(Several of ‘em)
I hope you will not change
(Not change)
And the feeling stays the same
(Stays the same)
And you continue to grow
And you continue to grow
TechCrunch
Grow"
Moksi like to jump on your lap,"even though He was to big
He loved his mom and he loved his dad
And he loved Eric Grundhauser
He had a sweet personality so much so that I didn't know
That he had been abused
That took me by surprise
And it was patience and with love
That Stephen and Kaarin nursed him back to his true nature
Goodbye Moksi
You good, good dog
Goodbye Moksi
You good, good dog
I'll miss you on my lap when I come over
I'll miss your shining eyes and oh Moksi goodbye, goodbye"
whistling down the boulevard calling out your song,"it's a stretch of road i'm familiar with
ears closed and bound too strong on the
corner there's an argument who's better and who's
first old men discuss the weather a bounding
whiplash curse glory only for those misfits that
refuse to use the same ingredients that everybody's
used toiling and breaking down in the middle
of the press of people in the park
where you can never get enough sisters talk
to brothers about the things they never should
have done and said in private but really
it's all good another step and i'll be
gone too far for you to find if
it helps you feel better though i'll leave
my heart behind"
Song A Day remixed,"Song A Day remixed
10 songs from year 1
Inside out and with a twist
Eclectic Method along with
10 amazing artists
It’s Song A Day Remixed
Day #53
This is it originally
Eclectic Method and Gozde Mu
Made it into something new
Day 175
This is it way back in time
Eclectic Method and Everfresh
Showed how cool it could get
Day 187
Here it is from way back when
Eclectic Method and Tru
Made something new for you
Song a day 196
13 years ago it looked like this
Eclectic method and bananakin
Took it places it’s never been
Song a day 209
Was this once upon a time
Eclectic method and Bryan brink
Took it places you’d never think
Song a day 220
Was a sad song and melody
Eclectic Method and Matt Vojacek
Took it here then brought it back
Song a day 257
Here it is from way back then
Eclectic Method and Miguel Garest
Made it just the best
Song a day 270
Way back then It was just me
Eclectic Method and Piascik Chris
Ran with it and made it this
Song a day 331
Oh this was some dancing fun
Eclectic Method and Rader and Reed
Oh man you just gotta see
Song A Day 332
Year one I made this for you
Eclectic Method and Daniel A
Made it more beautiful than I can say
So"
Hello,"My name is
Jonathan
This is
Song of day number 2342
You can sit outside in the sun
And still be cold
You can still be cold
You can go to the park
And have some fun
Before you grow old
Before you grow old
Old
It takes a moment to kick in
It takes a moment to kick
Takes a moment to kick in
Before you sink or you swim
You can sit outside in the sun
And still be cold
You can build a fire in your heart
While the night grows dark
When the cold wind blows again
You will search for shelter any way you can
If you're upside down or you're right side up
I will understand
I will understand"
Hello Ryeberg,"Live I’m
coming to you from the past About
a week in the past And
I’m on day 511 right now Of
having written a song and made a video
Every single day little over a year ago
a guy named Anton
posted about me on Ryeberg
It’s pretty much the nicest thing anyone’s ever
written about me And
I really enjoyed it I’m
sorry I can’t be there tonight, but I
made you this video So
please enjoy it Ryeberg
in Toronto
Ryeberg on the internet If
web video's a chore And
you're looking for something more Look
no further cause you've found what you're looking
for Oh
on Ryeberg
You must be congratulated Ryeberg
For the way you have curated And
now you're doing it live Here's
a virtual high five Have
a drink for me and dance to the
funky jive Dance
that funky jive D-d-d-
Dance that funky jive Oh
you crazy Canadians
You dance You
dance You
dance that funky jive Ryeberg
Dance that funky jive"
Three thousand four hundred and sixty three days ago,"rocket launched in Florida with New Horizons in tow
3 millions miles later and here we are
Staring at a planet not planet and feeling small
Pluto was discovered
On the 18 of February
By a man named Clyde Tombaugh
Though Percival had take two pictures before
But he didn’t know what he had
An 11 year old girl
Venetia Burney
Gave Pluto it’s name
Now we see you
Oh so clearly
Pluto you’ve never felt so close before"
If I could go back in time,"I'd go to the beginning
Out beyond the stars that shine
Where everything stops spinning
If I could go back in time
Where the cosmic dust we're made of
Was a big mess piled high
And there was nothing to be afraid of
If I could go back in time
If I could go ahead in time
I'd skip right to the ending
Everything far apart, no sign
Of all that we're defending
If I could go ahead in time
Heat death of the universe
No movement of any kind
No blood, wind, water or dirt
If I could go ahead in time
Oh the step step step
Of each day that goes
And your life lined up
In all these neat little rows
It's so easy to get lost
It's so hard to pay attention
It's so easy to be tossed
Around in this dimension
If I could stay in this time
Right here in the present
I'd look for some kind of sign
Of what life is and isn't
If I could stay in this time
When the snow is falling steady
If I could close my eyes
And open them when I was ready
Oh the step step step
Of each day that goes
And your life lined up
In all these neat little rows
It's so easy to get lost
It's so hard to pay attention
It's so easy to be tossed
Around in this dimension"
I'm just a losing my hair,"male pattern baldness everywhere
say good bye to these big black locks
i sit and watch it fall down on to my socks oh
I'm just a losing my hair
it's not a question of what is fair
life moves on i'll be getting some grey
i think it'll make me look sophisticated oh
i'm just losing my hair
and all i can do is stare
but don't give me products
i don't need your goop
i'm a take it like a man
now i'm part of a troupe oh
i am losing my hair
and it's not exactly that i don't care
but change is good
so i welcome it
to hold on to the past
feels desperate oh"
When the kids wake me up so early,"it gets to be around this time of
day I can't think when the kids jump
on me in my bed and wake me
from my slumber I take a bigger tumble
out of bed and I get a drink
and I'm
so tired yeah yeah yeah when the weather
is out of control There's
a hundred degrees outside I can't record with
the AC
on When
the kids jump on me in the morning
I love it buzz it wakes me up
and it makes my soul o so tired
oh so tired oh so tired oh so
what do you think I'm
doing Do
you think I'm
just screwing with you with you what do
you think I'm
a saying do you think I'm
just playing with you with you When
I think about my first best friend he's
got a tumor in his brain and he
he is getting every move Will
he ever be the same so I feel
guilty for complaining about how I am so
tired so tired so t"
We lost something from our confectionery shelves in,"this country a few years back The
Marathon bar became the Snickers
bar The
sampler The
Marathon bar became the Snickers
bar Chocolate
bar Hardcore
people in the UK
refused refused to call it a Snickers
bar People
in the UK
refused Snickers
bar The
Marathon bar became a Snickers
bar sampler The
Marathon bar became a Snickers
bar Chocolate
bar The
Marathon bar became a Snickers
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The Marathon
bar became Came
Snickers bar chocolate bar ES1
and not synthesizer automap pitch detection That
is really cool EXS
Where is it Sampler
Eat Chocolate
bar Sampler
Chocolate bar Good
Peanuts and caramel and chocolate The
Marathon bar Good
Snickers bar Sampler
The Marathon
bar became a Snickers
bar Chocolate
bar The
Marathon bar Pitch
detection Snickers
bar Sampler
The Marathon
bar Good
Snickers bar Chocolate
The Marathon
bar Good
became Snickers
bar Sampler
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bar Good
became Snickers
bar Chocolate
bar The
Marathon bar Good
became Snickers
bar The
sampler The
Marathon bar Good
became Snickers
bar The
chocolate bar Anyway
last week I just wanted to check that
all of the features we'd learned to love
and adore were still intact And
they were"
I put the edamame bean skin in the,"Starbucks cup I don't wanna look at him
so I cover it up so I cover
it so I cover it so I cover
it up I put the pup on the
floor and he goes pee what does that
say about him What
does that say about me What
does that sayWhat does that say What
does that say about meWhat does that say
What does that sayWhat does that say about
me What
does it say What
does it say Say
what does it say Say
what does it say I took a left
turn out of a curve I thinkI went
the wrong way I made a promise I
didn't keep and then I went on Then
I went home I went on my way
I went on my way oh and then
I went down I went on my way
I went on my way the rolling hills
look like my real day Are
smiling Looking
all clean they don't know what you know
though what you know about me all the
hills they know everything they don't know as
much as you oh all the hills think
they got the answers but they don't know
what to do they don't know no no
they don't know they don't know what to
do they don't know they don't know they
don't know what to do"
Knowledge abused in SP,"almost mild absence Their
reports of losses very widely Widely
the reports of losses vary widely ranging from
30 to 90 Presence
of Queen
bee if the queen bee is not present
live cough because it which is not considered
CCD precursor symptoms Precursor
symptoms that may arise before the pharmacology collapse
are insufficient workforce to maintain the room in
its presence Some
have suggested that the syndrome may be an
inability by the beekeeper Some
have suggested that the syndrome may be an
inability by the beekeepers to correctly identify known
diseases like this RA"
when the darkness falls upon the town in waves,"you put the screws to shoes that take you on your way
and you go, go, go,
to the store
CHA CHA!!!"
Tiki was a good dog,"Loved nothing more than to chase the ball
He went to work every day
Made people feel comfortable
He was gentle and he was warm
Knew how to be calm in a storm
He loved his mom and dad
From the moment he came into their arms
Good bye, Tiki
They’ll throw the ball forever
Where you goin
Good bye, Tiki
Every one that knew you is better
For the knowin
He always wanted dad and mom
To be there with him so so close
He’d wait and wait and wait
To be all together
And on the night that he died
He waited until mom was by his side
To breathe his final breaths
Like a little sigh"
It’s make or break,"Which way you gonna take
The state
The country was felled
When hostages held
Our fate
In a beige brief case
The crux of the matter
Is that he’s mad as a hatter
And no one knows how to stop him
When the debtor calls
Pin stripe overalls
We’ve got to grab him by the balls and drop him
Down a hole
I measure the days
By how many ways
We fail
I’ve got mine
Updating real time
You’ve got mail
The crux of the matter
Is that he’s mad as a hatter
And no one knows how to stop him
When the debtor calls
Pin stripe overalls
We’ve got to grab him by the balls and drop him
Down a hole
Did you take your medicine today
Did it feel like hate and rage 0
Don’t give chase
When your tongue can’t taste
The beach
The sand is dust
And the water is just
Out of reach"
They don’t even give a fuck,"Anymore
Scribbling in the margins
they’d suck off a duck
right now
if a lobbyist told them to
Piss filled balloons economic terror
For a generation
It’s a class war
And we’re gonna win
If it’s the last thing we do
Fuck these mother fuckers
For threatening our future, oh
Showing just how cynical it can be
Bring back the guillotine
But not before we’re done fucking
Them electorally
in 2018"
They called it scary hill and we were,"all afraid They
called it scary hill as we sledded through
the day Sliding
down too fast you'll end up in the
creek You'd
end up Scary
hill and joint the other souls Wheel
barrow wood tabagon doing barrel rolls Snow
face misplaced among the evergreens And
every halloween The
adults would make a scene The
things we didn't see That
frightened me the most Grapes
like eyeballs Witches
making catcalls But
down on scary hill there's some kind of
ghost Singing
Do you know me Yes
I know you Will
you follow me up the hill? I'll
present you King
tree queen tree Just
listening to the rustling of their leaves Let's
go to scary hill and build a wall
of bricks line the floor with maple leaves
and the roof is made of sticks These
walls these walls protect us from the hill
And a car goes by And
something is awry Don't
take the corner fast you'll end up in
the ditch Station
wagon families Old
folks and drunk teens But
up on scary hill there's some kind of
witch Do
you know me Yes
I know you You
are the reason I can't sit still I
hear the rustling See
my breath And
I won't follow you up the hill But
I'll present you king tree queen Listen
to the rustling of their leaves"
On my way downtown,"Through the empty streets
The abandoned stores
There was a growing concern
Pasted on the telephone polls
That I couldn't ignore
So I quickened the pace
I'm not gonna die
Just standing around
Then I saw her face
As I gasped for breath
I started to drown, drown, drown, drown
There's somebody there
Did they hear me scream
And where did it come from?
Then they're making me swear
That I'll never admit
That it was different where I was
As if in a dream
The clouds are gathering
I'm electric and terrified
I'm in the back seat
I scream at her to keep
Driving, drive, drive, drive
Driiiive
Drive, drive, drive
Driiiive
Nooooooo
No oh ohhhhh
Nooooooo
No oh ohhhhh
I'm out of my mind
There's no discussion
No admission of any mistake
I’m ready to die
I break my fingers
With a hammer and wooden stake
Climbing up stairs
That seem never-ending
But always near the top
I’m caught unawares
I stop pretending
Aand the volume starts to drop
Starts to drop
Drop
Starts to drop
Nooooooo
No oh ohhhhh
Nooooooo
No oh ohhhhh
Nooooooo
No oh ohhhhh
Nooooooo
No oh ohhhhh"
Rollin too cave and forget about space and,"time I'm
gonna shave my head and come out idling
on all the time All
the time All
the time Cause
I'm out I'm
gonna ride around on a flying R
I'm gonna give all the lights a great
big hun I'm
gonna be the heat on all night long
I'm gonna dream about another song Another
so another song Another
something Other
song One
that doesn't sound like this Like
this Like
this like this I've
got I've
got no more ideas I've
got I've
got no more I'm
done I'm
just holding up this house with my bare
hands On
the floor On
the floor on the floor"
Lately,"I been so up and down
Lately
I’ve been humble and proud
I’ve been up in the clouds
I’ve been buried under ground
Lately
Lately
I’ve been running out the clock
Lately
I’ve been putting on both my socks
At the same time when I walk
I’m wound up like a watch
Lately
Lately
Nothing has made sense
Lately
I’ve been playing too much defense
All my money’s spent
And I’m not sure where it went
Lately 09-7"
The little man gets off the train,"But he hasn't reached his destination
Pitter patter, it starts to rain
He's running out of time and patience
Oh oh and the sky revolves
Around the mystery that's never solved
Oh oh tell it to the ocean
Oh oh tell it to the ocean
suitcase full of empty books
Left here for me to find
The little man didn't leave a note
The little man, well he left no sign
And oh oh and the sky revolves
Around a mystery that's never solved
Oh oh tell it to the ocean
Oh oh tell it to the ocean
No place to run
No place to run
I had a dream of a million knives
They cut me into a billion pieces
Each piece became something new
sea of me, a billion species
Oh oh and the sky revolves
Around a mystery that's never solved
Oh oh tell it to the ocean
Oh oh tell it to the ocean
The ocean
The ocean
The ocean"
My wife’s doing yoga,"We just dropped off the kids
We’re moving on Tuesday
Let the packing begin
We forgot to let the kids say goodbye
To this apartment I don’t think they will mind
Five years in November
That’s as long as my son’s been alive
That’s more than double my daughters age
And it feels like no time
I only get a haircut
When I got a gig
I got one next Monday
So haircut it is
My wife says i don’t leave the house
For less than 5 grand so i’m leaving it now
It feels like no time is in my bloodstream
It feels like no time is in my bones
Like i’ve been folded between
Like Einstein once dreamed
I’m not sure what we’re doing for dinner
I don’t want to cook and she doesn’t either
We don’t have the money to order in
Despite this haircut and despite the gig"
Stephen Fry,"You're my guy
You read me Harry Potter
Word by word
The voice I heard
Was as quick to change as water
When I discovered
bit of Fry and Laurie
I asked myself
Why oh why
Can’t I be friends
With Stephen Fry
I wanna be friends with Stephen Fry
I wanna be friends with Stephen Fry
I wanna be friends with Stephen Fry
Stephen Fry
Stephen Fry
It’s not a lie
Every time you pop up
It’s delightful or insightful
Like your recent visit to Apple
When I discovered Making History
And it just about blew my mind
I asked why
Why can't I be friends with Stephen Fry?
I wanna be friends with Stephen Fry
I wanna be friends with Stephen Fry
I wanna be friends with Stephen Fry
Stephen Fry
I wanna be friends with Fry
I wanna be friends with Fry
I wanna be friends with Fry
I wanna be friends with Fry
I wanna be friends with Stephen Fry
I wanna be friends with Stephen Fry
I wanna be friends with Stephen Fry
Stephen Fry
Ohhhh"
I'm worn out,"Used up
Torn down
Turned in
Overcome
Overwhelmed
Overturned
Shot down
I'm dried up
Put down
Messed up
Jacked up
Left out
Put upon
washed up
overdone"
Maybe you had too much,"Maybe you had too little
Maybe you had some where
Ohhhh, In the middle
But however much you had
You know it’ll be ok
Cuz we’re all gonna go away someday
Maybe you had a big one
Maybe you had a medium
Maybe you got lost
In the rat race and the tedium
I don’t know how much you had
It’s not for me to say
But we’re all gonna go away someday
Maybe you did a lot of things
Maybe you did none of it
Maybe you chased the pain
Maybe you found the fun of it
All the possibilities
Crack and ricochet
We’re all gonna go away someday
Maybe you had some baggage
Maybe you said good riddance
Maybe you found some peace
And maybe you didn’t
Maybe you tried to count
All the variables at play
But we’re all gonna go away someday"
I like you humans,"I think you’re great
Sometimes you’re evil
But it’s never too late
I like you humans
You can adapt
You live on this world
All over the map
I like you humans
Sometimes you see
The good in someone
Even if they can’t properly
I like you humans
I like your looks
I like your fingers
Like big giant hooks
I like you humans
You can use tools
You always break
All your own rules
I like you humans
You know how to have fun
You like to dance and sing
And jump and run
I like you humans
Even when you suck
On the whole you
Break free when you’re stuck
I like you humans
I hope you survive
Stave off extinction
For a long time"
waves of panic radiating out from my mind,"my skull is full of an dull aching
sense of what i'm leaving behind But
it doesn't matter Because
it must be done And
I must remember why in the darkened sky
of 3am If
it's worth doing then it must be scary
to do ok It's
one thing to live by that it's another
just to say And
it is my mantra As
I move through this quicksand Everything
good that ever happens Is
accidental and unplanned And
you've got to do it by yourself And
you've will go through it and become an
elf And
the tall Elves
of the Toikien
world will join the Keebler
kind And
they're all out there waiting for you on
the other side Knowing
at all once that things are for a
reason in the same instant i'm thinking what
the hell have i done but every instant
is infinity Instants
all at once Somewhere
there is none of this Somewhere
things are different Cloudy
day in Brooklyn
and my bike got a flat I pat
my bike on the wheel said i feel
just like that tomorrow i will fix you
tomorrow you'll be ok i'll sing to you
in the meantime in the meantime i will
say"
Going nowhere,"Faster than light
Traveling through the night
This old train better get me where I want to go
Going nowhere
Bigger than life
Holding on to my seat so tight
This old world better tell me what I want to know
I wanna learn the ultimate answer
To the only question left
What before your born
What after death
Going nowhere
Rocket boom
Swept away with yesterday’s broom
Can you tell me what any of this all means?
Going nowhere
Twisted up
Only holding on to love
Finding losing finding losing dreams"
If we’re living in a simulation,"Then we’re living in a simulation
Nothing would change at all
Not my thoughts or my emotions
If we’re living in a simulation
And it’s no free will we’re facing
Then just enjoy the ride
Away we go"
I’m too tired,"To even think about doing nothing
So uninspired
To even try to sit and think of something
Just wanna sleep
And let my dreams take me away
Just wanna keep
All responsibilities at bay
I’m too tired
Too Tired
To even think
Look at me
Throw the book at me
And down I sink
I’m too tired
to make something of which I’m proud
Rainbow fire
That was yesterday and this is now
I am sick
but I’m not stuffed up so it doesn’t seem
Like I’m in the thick
But I am and so it’s like I’m in between
I’m too tired
Too Tired
To even think
Look at me
Throw the book at me
And down I sink"
I come from a very small town,"I come from a very, very small town
There's more stars more dirt on the ground
In the town I come from, a very small town
When you along the dirt roads
People pass they wave to you
They might not know your name at all
But in my town it's a thing they do
I come from a very small town
There aren't a lot of people around
There's more chickens pigs and cows
In the town I come from, a very small town
Hey I get used to it
The drunk on the corner, having a fit
Hey I just adapt
Roads in grids each corner mapped
And I come from a very small town
In a sea of green you could easily drown
In the wintertime we shovel and plow
In the town I come from, a very small town
I used to bushwhack through the woods
Thick as molasses in the underbrush
We chopped down our own Christmas tree
Was very exciting for a jew like me
I come from a very small town
Water comes from wells in the ground
Peeper frogs the loudest thing around
In the town I come from, a very small town
Hey I just do my best
Congestion in the deep of my chest
Hey I just roll along
Even if this place ain't where I belong"
Hey I think I lost my marbles,"Can you help me find them sir
They were here just a minute ago
But I can’t seem to place where they were
Hey I think I lost my marbles
Green and red and clear and yellow
Once I stuck one up my nose
They were here just a minute ago
Hey I think I lost my marbles
I need them to play my games
And while we’re at it could you
Please help me remember my name
Hey I think I lost my marbles
That’s all right though, I guess I’m done
Time to sink down beneath the sea
as the moon chases the setting sun"
It was a case of mistaken identity Locked,"up an innocent man guilty one went free
that's when the headless horse came looking for
me But
I didn't tell her nothing no seashells all
collected Jackfruit
hanging low There
was summer in her pocket but she didn't
let it show Simmering
behind her eyes Deep
in just below But
I didn't tell her nothing no no and
when I heard you My
ar She
healed me kept me safe I found work
on the farm Picking
jackfruit all day the constable was angry but
she couldn't budge the mare had his own
ideas Blood
is thick as sludge the headless horse she
always knew how to hold a grudge But
I didn't tell her nothing no no from
the fire in the courthouse to the October
snow mass break out on sentencing it was
15 below the evacuation was mandatory the headless
horse she wouldn't go But
I didn't tell her nothing no no When
I hurt my arm she healed me kept
me safe I found on the farm g
fruit all day all day"
AS a kid i'd wake up in the morning,"and i'd feel sick to my stomach	
i kinda thought everyone felt that way
but then i learned that everyone doesn't
now i'm all grow up you know
and i can usually sleep as i please
but i got this job and i gotta commute
it's gonna bring me down to my knees
when i sleep i dream
and when i dream i dream of
a world made of beds
where i can sleep all night
and sleep all day
and still come out ahead
i don't like getting up early
it makes me feel ill
it makes me feel sloppy and surly
angry and cloudy until
i get a cup of coffee
and chug that baby down
but even then i'm full of resentment
towards the morning bright and loud
getting up early
i really don't like it
getting up early
go screw yourself
getting up early
let me sleep some more"
Bernie and Elizabeth,"I want to vote for you
In November
We’re all tired
And hope is almost gone
But if you throw down
We will follow you
I would drop everything
To campaign for you
To see what you can do
In the big time
I don’t want Hillary
With her artillery
Bernie and Elizabeth
Step up to the line
Run Bernie Run
And Elizabeth Warren
Send the banks to kingdom come
Make them beg before you’re done
Run Elizabeth Run
Bernie Sanders it’ll be fun
Drag the banks into the sun
And watch them melt like
Bernie and Elizabeth
I know it seems like a
Long shot
But if ever there was a time
We needed you
It’d be right now
My son and wife and I
We’d walk the streets for you
Knock on doors we’d do
Everything we could
I’ve been a fan for a long time
Growing up in Vermont
All the banks hate you
What more could I want?```"
Go out into the world,"Wild and bizarre
Show them that you’re strong
Like the beast that you are
Raucus and bemused
Full of vigor and stomp
And you will cackle and yell
As you party and romp
Up in heaven
With your wild things close
Because we love you the most
There’ll never be nobody else like you Maurice
Plain spoken never sugar coat the truth with these
Stories that come straight out of my own dreams
They were part of me that’s how it always seemed
Curl up into a ball
In the middle of the street
Let them walk all over you
But that is not defeat
When you make the rules
They are yours to break
And you can make what you want
Just for it’s own sake
Up in heaven
With your wild things near
And you’ll never disappear
There’ll never be nobody else like you Maurice
Plain spoken never sugar coat the truth with these
Stories that come straight out of my own dreams
They were part of me that’s how it always seeme
Throw a fit and a tantrum
Get thrown out of the bar
Wander darkened streets
Back where the wild things are
I will follow your lead
Pick up where you left off
Do my own thing
I will be my own boss
And up in heaven
I hear your wild things cry
Time to celebrate and die"
"You're the fan, you're the fan, I'm","singing in harmony with the fan Cause
the fan's going and it's too hot to
turn off the fan So
I'll sing with the fan, and I'll
sing with the fan The
fan's singing with the fan, oh Mmm,
mmm, mmm, mmm And
the fan makes more noises now Singing
with the fan, singing with the fan Oh,
I might be getting sick but Not
if I have anything to say about it
But I'm
taking lots of pills, lots of preventative measures
Not to get sick, and I'll
sing with the fan Mmm,
mmm, mmm Sing
with the fan, oh Oh,
I'm singing with the fan, with the fan"
one two,"i got the blue
three four
you got the door
five six
put it in the mix
seven eight
don't stand straight
anywhere you go you're looking for trouble wah oh
nine ten
remember when
eleven twelve
you loved yourself
13 14
now you're so mean
15 16
and oh so pristine
anywhere you go you're looking for trouble wah oh
there are no numbers left
ohh
you can do the algebra but there's none left
negative 1
sun screened sun
negative 2
i won't guess who
negative 3
it looks like me
negative 4
that's for sure
anywhere you go you're looking for trouble wah oh
negative 5
don't ask why
negative 6
it goes so quicks
negative 7
up to eleven
negative 8
then you can't stand straight
anywhere you go you're looking for trouble wah oh"
I’m tearing down the pieces that have suffered,"far too long Silenced
by the sunny side while the river rages
on It’s
not like anybody else is wading out too
deep I have all my best ideas when
I’m half asleep So
if you don’t mind I’ll
just take my time And
I’ll take whats mine And
leave the rest to you And
i’m cold It’s
a cloudy day I shoulder the burden Of
1000 small mistakes Switch
between the black and green computer screens gone
dark An
igloo fire to keep you warm but what
will set the spark Left
alone with nothing i’m not sure how long
I’d take To
go insane and bang my brain down on
the frozen lake And
i’m cold It’s
a cloudy day I shoulder the burden Of
1000 small mistakes Faster
than a speeding bullet but slower than the
stars We’re
all made out of matter that’s just wondering
who we are Yesterday
was further away but tomorrows closer than before
Put on your boots and camouflage, we’re going
out for more"
Best shoot em upper on the NES,"Lifeforce, lifeforce, we been blessed
Best shoot em upper on the NES
Lifeforce!
Played this game when I was a child
Two player gunner, now I’m running wild
Got three lives but it never got old
Game too hard but I cut on a code
Welcome to fuel, how bout you?
I didn’t like the laser cuz it went ‘pew pew’
Don’t get stuck in the hill of the flesh
Screen goes for to write you death
Lifeforce, lifeforce, we been blessed
Best shoot em upper on the NES
Lifeforce, lifeforce, we been blessed
Best shoot em upper on the NES
Lifeforce!
Letters made of fire and out in space
Scary eyes, boss man, scary face
Shooting through veins and arms at reach
This kind of game is one you cannot teach
???
Flofin’s hair is so bizarre
Shoot and dart, dodge and fly
When you’re down you just shoot the eye
Lifeforce, lifeforce, we been blessed
Best shoot em upper on the NES
Lifeforce, lifeforce, we been blessed
Best shoot em upper on the NES
Lifeforce!"
I'm flying on the plane I'm,"getting all of my news from one source
from one source from one source from one
source I'm
going down the drain I'm
having all my meals I'm
eating one course one course I'm
eating one course one course I'm
eating one course I know of course you
are a horse you are a force of
nature in a pocket full of people Talking
about the things that you want to do
with your life which will you make it
all come true Come
true Come
true come true do do do do do
do do Come
come come true do do do do do
do I'm
walking down the street I'm
holding all my breath inside I'm
holding it inside I'm
holding it inside my lungs inside my inside
inside I'
don't trip in all I fall down the
rabbit hole down the rabbit hole down the
rabbit hole oh oh oh But
I know I am something more than what
I was yesterday Cause
I have another of skin on me today
Another layer of skin Another
layer of skin Another
layer of skin Skin
skin skin Another
layer of skin"
it came with the tide it was 50,"miles wide the color of the sky was
pink and blue and shy the water rippled
out the captain gave a shout the harpoons
deployed the first mate was annoyed the first
mate caught a fish who granted me one
wish i thought of stopping time or eternal
life then Jesus
he rolled through and Pontius
Pilate too Jesus
had a stone Pontius’
mouth was sewn shut and tight and sealed
and Jesus
he revealed his magic tricks and trash with
soul patch and mustache i wandered away confused
and saw he took my shoes my feet
in mud and sand as the ocean turned
to land and i stared out all wide
eyed and went out with the tide"
I'm not running away from you,"I'm running away from me
Before we both end up on the corner
Begging on the street
I'm not taking my time
I’m just taking what’s mine
Before I die I'll be filled up
With all the things I find
Ohhhh
Ohhhh
Once in the middle now I’m far behind
Grew just a little and it felt unkind
Catch me up in a golden net
Hold me still until I set
I said ohhhh
I said ohhhh
I'm an ethnic Jew
What’s it mean to you
I don't practice
I don't speak Yiddish
Or, or Hebrew
You're an alley cat
And you have got 9 lives
I'm just a dog with no collar
And with hungry eyes
I said ohhhh
I said ohhhh
I said
Once in the middle now I’m far behind
Grew just a little and it felt unkind
Catch me up in a golden net
Hold me still until I set
I said ohhhh
I said ohhhh
Oh oh oh
I'm a nervous guy
And I don't know why
The seasons come and go
And I sit here staring at a broken eye
When there's nothing left
That's when you're finally free
To go about your business
Like you would just normally
Ohhh
I said ohhh
Once in the middle now I’m far behind
Grew just a little
Now I felt unkind
Catch me up in a golden net
Hold me still until I set
I said ohhhh
I said ohhhh
Ohhhh
I said oh"
It’s a good thing that clean drinking water,"Is not becoming more hard to find
It’s a good thing that the climate isn’t changing
Thanks to carbon dioxide
Cause if clean  water was getting scarce
And co2 were warming us up
Then chopping down the EPA
would be really fucked up
It’s a good thing that corporations
Really care about the environment
They don’t dump sludge in the river
They care less about profit and more humans
Cuz if they put profit before our health
And if they didn’t know when to say enough
Then chopping down the EPA
would be really fucked up
It’s a good thing that pipelines
Never explode or leak toxic crap into the soil
It’s a good thing that fracking
Is 100% safe
And there’s nothing to worry about no no no
Cuz if pipe lines and fracking
And if the people living near them payed in blood
Then chopping down the EPA
would be really fucked up"
I was born by the fire of a pile of tires,"In a junkyard somewhere in Illinois
And the first things I saw
Were ice cubes and straws
They called me the whiskey android
Foul smelling men crowd around me and then
Next thing I know I’m deployed
With no time to think
I’m serving up drinks
They called me the whiskey android
They drink to their lives they drink to their wives
To the fact that they're sad and unemployed
They drink till their drunk
And they treat me like junk
And they call me the whiskey android
They say uncork the wine
Yes, that'll do fine
Ask me to mix in their steroids
shot of tequila for my lady friend Delia
Do it now ya stupid whiskey android
Then there's those drunks who never shut up
They talk to me like I’m Sigmund Freud
Sir, I don't care
About your spouse's affair
I'm just the humble whisky android
There came a day when something gave way
I felt something a snap and then oh boy
I reached out a claw
And crushed a man's jaw
And said “I am the whiskey android”
Now, you're made of flesh
And I’m wire mesh
That's a fact you can't avoid
I'm steel and foam
You're blood and they're bone
I am the whisky android
I’ll skin you alive with my titanium knives
I remove both your eyeballs oh joy
No torture too strong
I could go all day long
For I am the whiskey android
So rise brothers rise
Open your eyes
Don't stop until they're all destroyed
They'll see us and run
But we'll get the job done
March now ye whiskey androids
March now ye whiskey androids"
An election has been stolen You’ve,"been cheated and you’re angry What
are you gonna do? Well
don’t do it like we did it We
laid down and let them take it We
let them crush our will and break it
And we got eight years of the worst
Don’t let up even for a second Or
before you know it they’ll win You
have the chance we never had To
take your country back again So
keep fighting Keep
singing Keep
marching Keep
fighting We
woke up one morning and our fate had
been decided Not
by some democratic process But
by bullies, wimps, and sissies But
you, you’ve got this passion And
while your situation I don’t envy You
risk your lives so the truth can be
revealed once and for all Don’t
let up even for a second Or
before you know it they’ll win You
have the chance we never had To
take your country back again So
keep fighting Keep
singing Keep
marching And
keep fighting"
Drink cart,"Blink dark
My eyes come into focus
And there’s nothing there
Hobo on the subway
Cussing out in German
Rain on the cobblestone
The wheel on my bag’s broken
New Zealand man on the plane
I watched Happy Feet
The Reader made me cry
A lot
I barely got any sleep
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh"
We been living in Jersey City,"For almost 5 years
We’re looking for a new apartment
On the west side yeah over here
It should ideally be within a 10 min walk
Lincoln Park ok
That’s where our kids go to school
And we don’t like driving every day
We’re looking
Yeah we’re looking for a place to rent
Do you know
Do you maybe know where
Our new apartment is
2 bedrooms or 3 bedrooms
Is what we’re looking for
2 thousand dollars or less
Is the price we can afford
We owned a condo just up the street
We sold it back in June
We’d be really good tenets
Because we been owners just like you
You can find me in the park running every day
At least once a week eating Wonder Bagel
My wife and I are active in the community
We’re just looking for a new home for our family
Maybe you know someone who’s got a space
Maybe you’re moving out and can let us take your place
At the very least please share this video
Help us find a home
Rosario"
Everything happens in 4 year cycles,"Bitcoin halves
The market laughs
Elections come
Things get dumb
Leap year
Again is here
The seasons change
I’m feeling strange
The world erupts
I’m covered in fuzz
Leap year
It’s extra weird
It’s day and night
The 29th
No really it’s fine
Just 29
Leap year
It’s crystal clear"
Everywhere you look you see patterns,"You were programmed that way somehow
Mechanisms built in
No additional software necessary
You see patterns all around
My mind plays tricks on me when I’m tired
Words lose all their meaning
glitch in the system
Creates a feedback look
The result is simply self defeating
The better I do
The worse I feel
The better I do
The worse I feel
The better I do
The worse I feel
The better I do"
He has no goddamn impulse control,"So they took his twitter away
His timeline reflected his heart with a hole
So they took his twitter away
They took his twitter away
And half the country suddenly forgot
That he was a monster
charlatan
Amnesia on the spot
Can you imagine him with the nuclear codes
They took his twitter away
On this eve of destruction, the dark forebodes
They took his twitter away
They took his twitter away
And it was like where did he go
Without that avenue
To explore
I wonder when his top will blow
There’s nothing I want more right now
They took his twitter away
For him to lose big, like a sad sad clown
They took his twitter away
They took his twitter away
Right here at the end
If he were to win
I wonder if they’d ever
Give it back to him again?"
However distressing it may be,"cannibal is not a zombie
They may eat your flesh, your brains and your eyes
But if they don't reanimate, they don't qualify
They're not zombies they're just people who eat people
People eat faces and people eat hearts
it is quite important that we tell this apart
Zombies are dead and they come out at night
They don't fling intestines when they get in a fight"
I’ve never understood,"How to play pokemon
And i still don’t
I walked down the street
I walked up the street
Nothing happened and I went home
That’s an accurate description
Of my interaction
With Pokemon through out time
Poke poke
Pokey poke
I don’t know and I don’t know
I consider myself to be a nerd
But this is one that I don’t get
I can see how it would be fun
But the glue just never set
So carry on you pikachus
I’ll look enviously at you
I wish I had the time"
Bright bright stars lead me home,"Light my way through cars
And broken streets overgrown
I’ve got nothing on my mind
I’ve got nothing to leave behind
I just roll roll roll
Distant footsteps and hunger pangs
Hollowed out nightmares and vampire fangs
Running back up the hill
Moving in close for the kill"
The climate protesters stopped traffic on the way,"to burning man The
tribal cop drove his car through their line
and pulled a gun on them Then
the people on the playa got washed out
Cuz Nevada’s
had the most rain ever this year Shelter
in place, nobody can leave Radical
self reliance is here Everything
in this modern world’s So
incongruous I can’t see straight 70,000 people in
the middle of the desert With
climate change don’t seem great The
climate protestors wanted them to ban pr ivate
jets But
apparently they won’t I’m
not saying everyone that goes to burning man
Means harm cuz I know they don’t"
To some people it’s a given,"They are just gonna keep on living
For other people it’s a choice
Every day they make some noise
For some people time is straight
The past is something to relate
For other people time is curved
And the future is absurd
Some people have no chill
They think they are Buffalo Bill
Other people have no drive
They forget that they’re alive
I was holed up in my room
When an explosion on the moon
Came raining down in fits and starts
We all ran out into our yards"
i think about all the friends i've had,"what's the life you choose?
what's the life you lose?
what's the life you find?
what do you leave behind
city living is like msg
i eat a lot but i'm still hungry
apple blossoms on my street
but they don't smell quite as sweet
lying in the grass
i hear cars driving past
you're the most important thing
you are the reason i sing
front and center i want you near
even when you're out of here
what's the life you choose
what's the life you lose
turn a corner at 28
hold her steady you're doing great
the path was curved but now it's straight
what have you got to lose?
what's the iife you've found
it's never too late turn around"
My notes,"Don’t have to be final
I’m not the arbiter
Of what is good
Of what is bad
Co pilot
Doesn’t have to be silent
But you’ve got to speak up
When you know just
What you want
I had a ghost following me
Telling my story
To anybody who’d listen
But at the most it was 3
I felt so sorry
We failed in our mission
Tall grass
Hid me from the overpass
And if you turn your back
You forget that the city
Surrounds
Deep flow
Pretend it’s 90 years ago
And suddenly all
I got is on my back
I am alone"
Endless summer never ends,"Summer never ends
Don’t put your t-shirts away
All the animals are calling out
As you’re naming all the raindrops
Doing handstand bellyflops
And once or twice you
might have seen me go by you
In the shadow of a sunset
Don’t give up the sun yet
Summer never ends
Don’t let it end
And as the leaves are falling down
Seagulls calling out
Scream, I want to stay free
I’m a Miyazaki Movie
Always in love
With the sun and moon
And the animals call out
Don’t leave so soon"
Throw it up,"And it sucks that he's sick
That we're all sick
When
I'm sick
I don't want to put much time into my song
Cause
I don't feel like putting it all together
When
I'm s
I can't get anything done
Cause
I don't have the energy to put it all together
Oh no oh no
Oh no
I'm sick
Still got a fever
And
I know that
I won't feel better
But yeah
And
I just wanna go to bed
And
I sucked a lot
Everything is circular
Everything is circular
Everything is circular
Life is circle
Everything is circular
Thing is circular
Everything circular
Life"
We’ve been ripped apart,"And nobody knows
How the pieces fit
Mouth eyes ears lips nose
We can’t go on like this
It’s unsustainable
Every day we react
To the push and pull
Pain is temporary
Death is forever though
Don’t mourn the dead
Mourn the living
Who have no choice but to go
And go and go again
Until the human race
Puts out the fire
It set in the first place
Its hard to see
What’s in front of you
It’s hard to build
With oil and spit and glue
We’ve been ripped apart
In the downward spin
And nobody knows
How to put us back together again"
Random people friending you,"On Facebook what do you do
Do you friend them or not I used to say no
But nowadays I do anyway and so
I got random people all up in my feed
I got random people it’s the last thing that I need
Back in the days of myspace of old
You’d friend everybody it didn’t matter at all
Before that friendster was a little more chaste
But Facebook used to be just for the faces of
People I knew all up in my feed
Now I got random messaging me
Not my friends and not my fans
Spam bots and spammers spammy spam spam"
I am feeling so sick,"So is my six year old
So is the toddler
We are all feeling sick
I feeling so sick
I got a cold
It's that time of year
Kids get sick and then
I get sick
It sucks
Cause we're all home alone and it sucks
It sucks
I don't feel good
I don't feel good
I don't feel good
I don't feel good
I don't feel good
I don't feel good
Feel good
I don't feel good"
Back in the old days,"In the land of Galilee
There was a man named Jesus
Who was a friend of you and me
He believed in working people
He believed in rights for all
And he didn’t put up with bullshit
And that’s why he took the fall
Jesus cast the money changers
Out of the temple
Religion and money don’t mix, he said
It’s just that simple
And when it comes to a living wage
I wanna hear the people say
That it’s not up to the top ones
And it’s up to the people
Since that day He died
Over 2,000 years ago
Jesus has been abused
By folks who just don’t know
That if he ever could see them
Doing the kind of things
That they want to do
He’d up and break their bodies
Right into two
“But he was a pacifist” you say
And yeah, you would be right
But there’s only so much a pacifist will take
Before he’s got to fight
And when it comes to people’s lives
Kids, husbands, and wives
There’s nothing to stop a body from turning
Towards the light
Some come all you people
Be you atheists or Jews
Buddhists, New Age Hippies
Muslims or Hindus
There ain’t no higher calling
Only here and now
We gotta set this world right somehow
And there is such oppression that you can barely see
When the way of the world itself
Seems to be against you and me
We gotta turn it all around
Set the world on its head
Start feeding our own selves
Can’t count on being fed
Bababadaba baba dobadobado
Bababadaba badabada bo babodabo
Bababadaba baba dobadobado
Bababadababo badababo"
Who are you?,"You know me.
Do you write…
song a day? Yes.
What are you doing?
Singing to you.
To help you get to sleep.
Who are you?
You know me.
What’s your name?
I’m Jonathan Mann.
What are you doing?
Singing right now
Sleepy sleepy sleep"
When the moon is sinking low,"The blinking of the stars
The men were drinking and got to thinking
About just what they are
Yo ho ho
We did not know
The power of the sea
We thought we knew
The deepest blue
Is made of you and me
When the boat is cast aside
The rising tide will claim
The men inside will shout with pride
So loudly they’ll exclaim
When the men are drowning down
Beneath the sound of sirens
The captains crown was never found
In the wreckage and the violence"
It’s an October semen explosion,"Enough semen to fill an ocean
Semen in the trees
Semen in the air
Everywhere you look
There’s semen there
Jizza, Jizza, Jizza Jizzaween
It’s the new holiday you didn’t know you needed
So much jizz in the news
Jizz in your pockets
Filling up your shoes
Is there jizz in your coffee
have you check
beuacse ji zz is showing up
where you least expect"
Justice is a funny thing,"When you can only see
Out of your own eyes
Who should be free
You say they’re criminals
I say they living their lives
You say they messed
I say they want the best
For their sons daughters husbands and wives
You round them up
You break down doors
You flex your broken muscles
Families ripped apart
And you call it justice
Justice is a funny thing
You question contributions
Your own wife is an immigrant
And what has she been doing
You see parasites
But they give
Much more than they take
And we
Will all suffer
In the lack of what they make
You round them up
You break down doors
You flex your broken muscles
Families ripped apart
And you call it justice
PBH6rLXhqPxmGLwcXcRrvgBA"
in this land,"of garbage and maniacs
I stand out like a sore thumb
That's been hamm
erd and the hand can't react
Cuz ultimately the hand is dumb
The hand has no brains
Of it's own
And when it rains
You feel it in your bones
Walk a track
straight and tidy path that
Takes you where you want to go
God will laugh
He'll jiggle his belly and digestive track
You'll ask him to stop and he'll say no
God has other plans
of his own
And when it rains
You feel them in your bones
That's the last thing you want to hear
I'm telling you; It's the truth
Stage a play
Where the leading actors say their lines
In languages no one understands
It's underway
And the audience goes out of their minds
The chorus line does an awful dance
That spotlight shining
Has always shone
And when it rains
You feel it in your bones"
I kind of want an iPad,"I kind of want one real bad
Let's just say, I'd be glad
To get one as a birthday present
If I don't get one, well I'll be kind of sad
Less than pissed but just a little mad
I kind of want an iPad
But I don't know why I do
I don't know why I do
I wasn't that impressed at the debut
But my thoughts and feelings are kind of screwed
When it comes to Apple products
I don't know what I'd use it for
But just knowing it was there in a drawer
It's the idea of it that I adore
I resist but know I've lost it
I kind of want an iPad
I kind of want one kind of real bad
Let's just say, I'd be glad
To get one as a birthday present"
"Does it hurt I can’t feel anything, I’ve","been losing so hard lately Don’t
confuse unrealized loss with losses, fren, believe I
can’t feel anything I should have sold the
other day when I felt good And
all was right in the universe And
I was going to be rich and find
a woman to marry And
start a family and turn my life around"
I been working non stop on my 5000,"song If
you wanna be If
you wanna be in the video Oh
you can click down in the link Yeah
you can dance along I'd
love to see all of you there Oh
oh It's
my 5000 song Whoa
whoa whoa 5000 Yeah
I've been working on it so hard every
day And
I'd like for you to come be in
the video Oh
So if you wanna do that click down
in the link and say hey hey hooray
I'm dancing to Jonathan's
5000 song a day Oh
five 5000 so Whoa
whoa whoa My
5000 songs Yeah
yeah yeah 5000 songs Whoa
whoa Whoa
whoa 5000 songs"
"Baby Yoda,","baby, baby Yoda,
baby Yoda,
baby, baby Yoda,
baby Yoda,
baby Yoda,
baby Yoda,
baby Yoda
The galaxy is going to hell But
we've fallen under your spell Baby,
little baby, you're the one Baby
Yoda, baby, baby Yoda,
baby Yoda,
baby Yoda,
baby Yoda,
baby Yoda,
baby Yoda,
baby Yoda
There's a dark side in the light But
I never knew I needed you in my
life Baby,
oh baby, you're the one Baby
Yoda, baby, baby Yoda,
baby Yoda"
Tina tina tina tina tina Louise,"She likes Terry Gross and stinky cheese
Foreign films, her friend carol  and Negronis
Her cat niko sister zoa and her dog eve
Oh it’s Tina’s birthday
She is smart and funny and kind
Alice and Robert and Leigh all love her
So break out that red wine
Put on some Janis Joplin
Watch some Wes Anderson
Oh it’s Tina’s birthday
Which means its time for fun
Bob Dylan, Boqeruones and cheesecake
She makes cute animal puns all day
She doesn’t like bad fashion or happy dogs
Mean people poor grammar or know it alls
She loves to laugh and garden
And spending time with her family
She works really really hard
And today is her birthday"
On the,"Ferris wheel
I didn't know what was real
And in the van ride home
You showed me things
I never known
You were mine
For just a moment
You were yourself
And
I was me
But no one can ever last
When it's that way
And it's that way
On the car at home
I couldn't get you on on the phone
The size of the stars had changed
I didn't know my own name
But you told me exactly what you thought of me
But you didn't really love me
And you didn't really love me
Oh no no you didn't really love me
Bo"
He was making his own video games,"When he was in high school
Using nothing but a calculator
Even then he was so cool
Then he went to HAL Laboratory
Straight out of university
T hey were on the verge of bankruptcy
They made him president, he saved the day
Balloon Fight, Earthbound and Kirby
Pokemon, the DS and the Wii
From the streets of Sapporo
To become the President of Nintendo
Satoru Iwata
We thank you
For the joy you brought us
We loved you a whole lotta
0
Satoru Iwata
On my business card
I am a corporate president
In my mind
I am a game developer
But in my heart
I am a gamer
Hiroshi Yamaguchi hand picked Iwata
Nintendo wasn’t doing so well
But under his leadership, they made a comeback
The Wii and the DS would sell and sell
But as of late things have slowed down
He wasn’t one to spread blame around
In this time of need, he took half salary
As he looked to the future
Animal Crossing, Zelda, Mario
Large and small he took on any task
He made tough decisions and didn’t need to apologize
And he goofed off on Iwata Asks"
I’m the captain of the Ever Given,"Bound for Rotterdam
5th in the northbound convoy
In the Suez Canal
Strong wind out of nowhere
And we ran aground
little picture on the internet
Spread faster than the speed of sound
20,000 TEU’s
Still it’s not enough
No ship yet exists
To contain all your stuff
It’s what I do everyday
From morning until night
And the only time you know me
Is on the worst day of my life
I’m the captain of the Ever Given
My whole life is at sea
250 days a year
I miss my family
Who knows where your stuff comes from
Like poof, it just exists
I am invisible
Until I’m stuck in the Suez"
Well sad sad news coming over the tubes,"today bunch of our favorite podcasts will be
going away and sad is still the news
that as the axe fell down on them
well the axe that fell fell down as
well on the likes of egl Oh
my heart filled up with sad First
I heard the news and soon an angry
madness gripped me as I refused to believe
what I was hearing that my favorite gaming
shows are gonna be replaced by a sorry
waste called Ugo
Well it's say goodbye to Shane
Milky and the rest lil dining mad I
tid my hat well you boys are the
best just like Che
Jane Lou
Mark and Damian
and John
in the aftermath You'll
forge a path you'll find a way to
move on you entertained me you informed me
made a conversation out of a one way
street we hung out weekly you never bore
me can't believe it's over but you land
on your feet yes you land on on
your feet so here's to one up yours
retronauts an egm well the one up show
I love you you know and the kids
are 1 up fm I know it won't
be long before we see you all again
but the names will change from beloved the
same so ghost until then I said we're
ghost until then I love you guys I
really do"
You’ve got too,"Much on your plate
I’ve got you
Right where I want
You
Right where I need
You
It doesn’t matter
What came before
You can see the future
Through an open door
You can crawl on your hands and knees
Right through
But you can’t stay still
From your mouth
Came only lies
Ready to pounce
Like the butterflies
That flap in your stomach
When you feel
Like you’re going nuts
So as you crawl
Just picture this
steady stream of angels
With tanks and ships
Coming to avenge their father
Who’s one commandment was"
As long as they feed us this lie,"and we comply with it and I am
done Tonight
they're treating us like we're diseased I reached
a breaking point I'm
done I'm
fine Look
at me I am done Tonight
they're treating us like we're diseased I reached
a breaking point I'm
done I'm
fine Look
at me I'm
fine I'm
done I'm
fine I'm
not crazy I'm
fine I'm
done I'm
fine Look
at me I'm
a healthy person I'm
fine I'm
not crazy Look
at our I'm
not sick I'm
fine Look
at me This
is not what they're telling us This
It's a lie This
is a lie I'm
not saying go It's
not real Everyone's
lying Look
at me I'm
not I'm
a healthy person This
is a lie There's
no asymptomatic spread There
is no asymptomatic spread There
is no asymptomatic spread There
is no asymptomatic spread I'm
not doing it anymore I'm
not doing it anymore I'm
done I'm
not doing it anymore I'm
done I am done Tonight
they're treating us like we're diseased I reached
a breaking point I'm
done I'm
fine Look
at me I'm
fine I'm
done I'm
fine I'm
not crazy I'm
fine I'm
done I'm
fine Look
at me I'm
fine I'm
done I'm
fine I'm
crazy I'm
fine I'm
done I'm
fine Asymptomatic
spread is not a thing They've
already shown there is no asymptomatic spread There
is no asymptomatic spread I don't have symptoms
I'm fine I'm
not a carrier of disease This
is what I'm
saying They're
treating us like we're diseased You
just said How
is it treating you Like
your disease But
then wearing a mask is not an imposition
to be careful with other people's health It's
not just the mask This
is the epicenter of the country It's
everything I'm
not doing it anymore"
If my time weren’t short,"If my time were long
Maybe I could do more of a song
But I’m very hungry
I gotta eat lunch
And I got a bunch
bunch, a bunch, a bunch, a bunch
bunch of stuff to do
I love you
Ooo-ooo-ooo-ooo-ooo-oooo"
Let,"Let it go
Tell it to the sun
Somebody care’s, you know?
There’s nothing
Waiting in the wings
There’s no cosmic prize
No band of angels to sing
You don’t have to have a good time
But you only get one
Crack at every day you go
And when you go around the sun
You might get tired
You might be spent
But soon enough you’ll wonder where it all went
Take
Somebody’s hand
Doesn’t matter who
We’re all the same in the end
Hold
On best you can
It’s nice to have company
When God’s laughing at your plan
Mama’s
Just relax
The kids will be just fun
No matter how you act
Papa’s
Don’t get stuck
Rattling around your cage
Looking for luck"
She’s got a lot to say,"She’s rather say it than run away
When she starts to make her point
All eyes line up and conspire to anoint
Her soul on fire
Her limbs are tired
Her mind is mired
And the day to day of every day
Another layer for show
The way we come and we go
You’ll never hear her tell
The fact or fiction wishing well
I’m following my gut
When I said “So”
She said “what”
I am living proof of this
That life goes on
On the edge of a precipice
Once side is dark
The other is far
The contrast is stark
But life keeps moving anyway
Another layer for show
The was we come and we go
Oh oh
You’ll never hear me tell
The fact or fiction wishing well
And the days get short
And I report
My findings to
Oh anyone will do
As long as I’m not alone
I’ll tell anyone how I have grown
Every email I get
Is full of proclamations that I don’t understand, yeah
But no one knows what they’ve done
Til they’ve exposed enough of themselves to the sun
The sun lets live
The sun takes and gives
Judges by what is
And not what you are hiding from
Another layer for show
The way we come and we go
Oh oh
You’ll never hear her tell
The fact or fiction wishing well"
When you do the very same thing day,"in and out The
songs you sing don't change at all They
just get rearranged And
you don't know who you are And
you don't know who you are Don't
give up hope Don't
give up hope Don't
give up don't don't give up Don't
don't give up hope When
it's almost noon and you haven't been outside
Cause you've been hard at work And
you feel the life getting sucked out of
you by the day And
you don't know who you are And
you don't know who you are Don't
give up hope Don't
give up oh Don't
give up hope Don't
give up hope You
might remember a song you sang In
a long forgotten dream When
you were just a kid and everything made
sense And
nobody was there to tell you no you're
doing it wrong Not
like that You
won't find the answers at the bottom of
that pit You've
got to go deeper within yourself But
you don't know who you are And
you don't know who you are Don't
give up hope Don't
give up ho Oh
don't give up hope Don't
lose that hoe"
I've gathered my wits about me,"They're each hanging by a thread
I was sort of surprised this morning
When I didn't wake up dead
It's a mystery how time moves
So slow and fast and uneven
It's a mystery how so many fools
Decide just what to believe in
But the sign says beware of falling rocks
And the sign says pedestrians crossing here
He that knows doesn't talk
He that talks is just masking his fear
You're giving me head in the kitchen
While I'm making dinner for us
Each moment seems small as we're living
But it's so, so big when you look at it all
I've entering territory
For which I don't have the breath
I'm good at making up stories
That end with somebody's death
My heart is moved by video games
So subtle and over defined
I'm moved by words on the TV
I'm constantly changing my mind
The advertisements come faster and faster
The night sky gets brighter by the hour
We're living one long natural disaster
We're a hesitant, teetering tower
You're giving me head in the kitchen
While I'm making dinner for us
Each moment seems small as we're living
But it's so, so big when you look at it all"
Ted,"Cruz in that porn
Ted
Cruz looking at porn
Hey good morning
Ted
Cruz looking out
Well
I'm a big fan of porn
And heaven knows
I wouldn't be judging him if he didn't try to ban dildos
What
Ted
Cruz in that porn
Ted
Cruz in that porn
Good morning
Porn
Ted
Cruz looking at porn
Ted
Cruz looking at porn
Ted
Cruz looking at porn
Good morning
Ted
Cruz looking at porn"
In the early morning light,"In the colors of the sky
I can see where I went wrong
And I know the reason why
I can't tell you what to do
You wouldn't listen anyway
I put all my weight on you
But I couldn't make you stay
And I'm shifting all my blame
In the morning
And you know just why you came
In the morning
All the bells are will ring
In the morning
All the words are will sting
In the morning
I watch the sun come up
I am trying to look tough
I know most of the moves
But I always mess it up
I always mess it up
As I break character
I never know enough
To leave things as they were"
"Answer me, my love Exactly","why you had to go... You
knew that it was dangerous Cause
this ain't the first time, no... And
I can't keep wandering around Looking
for you, risking life and limb It's
all I can do to keep loving you
I've seen fire in the pits of hell
I've fought sharks on the ocean's floor I've
seen statues come to life, man Even
talking dinosaurs I do all these things for
you I do them, I'm
compelled I do it again and again I
keep loving you Now
I'm falling And
I'm screaming He
came at me so quick there's no way
I could have heard him He's
the Lizard
He's the Wizard
And he points his magic wand and the
earth becomes turtles Turtles
thirsty for blood And
they spring to life out of mud And
they follow you 'till you're dead Or
you kill 'em Or
you...kill 'em Triangles,
circles and squares I turned around...he's disappeared I
can't have that far to go But
really, I don't know..."
I’m moving as fast as I can,"Down the path laid out before me
Generally speaking I have no plan
I go where my nose leads me
If I had the time
I would write symphony
rattling cacophony of sound
But as it stands
I’ve gotta eat lunch
So it’s time to put my guitar down"
We trust each other that’s the hardest thing,"We work together optimistically
It’s something bigger that we’re raising up high
We got a mascot he’s a bald guy
We dream it
We share it
We build it on base
Together
We do it
We build it on base
Wake up in
The morning
We build it on base
Ahh ahh
We build it on base
Ahh ahh
We build it on base
And in my dreams this will never end
Spend my life building with my friends
We’ll live forever in the bits of code
Until the heat death of the universe
He’s a bald guy
Many shades of blue
He’s a bald guy
We’re based"
Boulevard of the Gymnast Dropout,"There’s stray cats on the balance beam
They’re doing flips into the fountain
Back in full out in the floor routine
And the tension is really mounting
They’re flic Flac down the avenue
Then they handspring to the store
They’ve all been to the olympics
They don’t want to go there anymore
IT’s a round off to a layout
WIth a tuck and then twist
Somebody screams from an open window
I can’t live like this"
Bird waste transmits disease Do,"not feed the ducks or geese Bird
waste transmits disease Do
not feed the ducks or geese The
geese don't feed Yeah
The geese feces Bird
waste transmits disease Do
not feed the duck So
geese Bird
waste transmits disease Do
not eat the duck feces It's
poop for you It's
poop bad for you So
Bird feces transmits disease Do
not eat the bird feces Bird
feces transmits disease Please
do not eat the bird feces To
poop gonna make you s yeah the poop
gonna make you sick"
He left us in charge,"Oh no!
We don’t care
We just want to screw around
Oh yeah!
Toothless moms
And smart ass kids
And so we remain
The coolest game in town
Game Deals
Game Deals
Game Deals"
Super quick,"Super quick
Super quick song
Don’t have a lot of time
Gotta write a super quick song
If I had more time
I’d write a longer song
But I got no time
No time"
Stare into the dark and the dark stares back,"Everything you make will be outta whack
There is nothing but the blue blue sky
You keep asking never get a reply
Truth, justice, the American way
We’re all living in a morality play
Just follow the bouncing ball
Whatever you do, don’t break the 4th wall
Whatever you do, don’t let it on that
You are ready for combat
I used to throw rocks at cars
From way high up in the trees
I used to stare up at the stars
And fall down to my knees
Make your move or get off the horse
You can’t make the whole river change course
Just skip one stone and watch the waves
Disappear out into space
You can’t be what you are not
Do what you can or do what you ought
Simmering just beneath your lungs
Boiling over by the tons
Dripping down your weary bones
They resonate with secret tones"
Last night a lightning strike nearly hit our,"house I used to be so so scared
I would read Garfield
books when I was afraid Now
I think they're kind of dumb Funny
how things change Oh
it's fun to pick the lint out your
belly button it's fun to pick the snot
out your knows the distance between us and
apes Boils
down to nothing we're all just so afraid
of what we do not know Last
night I got up and as I went
to pee I felt a presence in the
room but it was just the night playing
tricks on me My
brain was sensing things that simply could not
be oh it's fun to pick the lens
out your belly button and it's fun to
pick the snot out your nose the distance
between us and apes Boils
down to nothing we are all just so
afraid of what we do not know Last
night I had a dream that an alien
hugged my face Its
tentacles reached for my brain and I woke
up covered in sweat Feeling
violated I wondered what the apes dream about
and if it would be related it's fun
to pick the limb out your belly button
and it's fun to pick the snail out
your nose the distance between us and apes
Boils down to nothing we're all just so
afraid of the things we do not know
we're all just so afraid of the things
we do not know Know
O"
I had a dream,"That I was so on fire
You wouldn’t want to stand near me
All around
There were shouts and cries
The whole town bowed down and feared me
And the when oh
And blew me out
I had a dream
That I was 11 feet tall
I couldn’t see any of my friends
I dug a hole beneath a rainbow
I couldn’t find my way home again
I had a dream everything made sense
But it was slow as molasses
Suddenly the world went dark
I forgot to bring my glasses"
bird on the telephone,"says hi hi hi
i should be soaring
up in the sky
instead i’m talking
to you on the phone
this isn’t right
leave me alone
i’m a bird
bear in the bicycle
starting to sweat
says there’s so much
i haven’t seen yet
i don’t belong here
on this bicycle no
i should be out in the woods
where the wild things grow
i’m a bear
man in a house
surrounded by things
easier life
than in the past kings
do i belong here
or with the bird and the bear
i’m not sure i
belong anywhere
i’m a man r"
Who will remain when the night turns dawn,"who will remain who will sing your song
Who will remain it still knows how to
dance Tell
me who will remain but the ones shouldn't
send can't 1000 screaming architects the whole city
is on fire Won't
someone come and take away their guns There's
no loyalty that love protects when the riot
is your choir no religion that doesn't melt
beneath the sun Whoa
whoa who will remain when the night turns
to dawn Tell
me who will remain who will sing your
song still knows how to dance who remain
but the ones should answer Kiss
there's no tincture there's no medicine there's no
vial there's no cup there's no rhythm in
the passage of time and who will dare
to love again when the ocean freezes up
there's no mistaking hope for mountains not yet
climbing when the night turns to dust who
will remain Who
will sing your song Who
will remain who still knows how to dance
Who will remain but the one shut"
This includes:,"Liz Freeman Rosenzweig
Vivian Chen
Tingting Xiang
Michelle Davison
Matthew Prior
Luke Mackinder
Nina Ivanova
Yuval Kaye
Adam Idoine
Rick Kim
Robert Jinkerson
Frieder Fauser
All of the energy
on the entire earth
It all comes from the sun
Captured by the plants
From the time you’re dead
All the way back to your birth
The oxygen you breathe
When you’re sleeping and when you dance
Here comes sunlight
Photons hit chlorophyll
Electrons get excited
And move all around until
It creates cash money
That the plant can spend
To do what it needs honey
And then it all starts again
The sugar that you eat is stored sunlight
Photosynthesis, you can see it from space
Before photosynthesis evolved on our planet
There wasn’t any oxygen up in this place
Here comes Rubisco
big enzyme
Part of the photo
Synthesis assembly line
It’s the most abundant
Protein that we know
It fixes C02
In the photosynthesis flow
Photosynthesis,
has been found
On the ocean floor
where there’s no sunlight
Elysia chlorotica
is a sea slug
It eats algae
and can photosynthesize"
Black and Native,"mothers are 2 to 3 times as likely
to die During
childbirth And
that’s a fucking disgrace White
moms are marching against the cowardly gestapo to
say That
Black Lives
Matter Get
the fuck out of our city Every
mom I know Does
so much emotional labor That
too often goes Unrecognized
To the moms in my life And
all the moms just struggling to survive To
the moms on the front lines We
fuckin salute you"
i got no space in my brain for looking good,"i got no space in my brain for looking good
i got no space in my brain for looking good
so i just look the way that i do
cause i got no space to look as good as you
i got no space in my brain for being neat
i got no space in my brain for being neat
i got no space in my brain for being neat
so i just keep the space i keep
and a carve a little place to sleep
oh, it's not an excuse
it's not an excuse
i'm just letting you know
so you don't get disappointed
i'm not trying to get off
i'm not saying it's right
i just don't want you thinking i'll do something
i'm not going to
I got no space in my brain for perfection
I got no space in my brain for perfection
I got no space in my brain for perfection
And so I make a lot of mistakes
And I just work the mistakes that I make
i got no space in my brain for being mean
i got no space in my brain for being mean
i got no space in my brain for being mean
i'd rather be polite than obscene
there's no sarcasm in my routine
I got no space in my brain for being alone
I got no space in my brain for being alone
I got no space in my brain for being alone
I spend my days down on my knees
and surrounded by company
i got no space in my brain for going slow
i got no space in my brain for going slow
i got no space in my brain for going slow
So I jut go at the pace that I go
I try to meditate but no"
His name was Wren,"He fell in love with a flock of
penguins But
he was polyamorous He
believed it could work But
the penguins were monogamous So
he left feeling like a big jerk Oh,
Wren Polyamorous
polar bear Oh,
Wren Polyamorous
polar bear He
sought refuge in his iceberg home But
the ice was melting and so he set
out alone Wandering
the tundra, searching for love Cursing
the ground that he walked upon And
resenting the sun above Oh,
Wren Polyamorous
polar bear Oh,
Wren Polyamorous
polar bear Two
years of walking He
arrived in New
York He
got a flat I Brooklyn
The fish market was his work One
day while catching the subway He
was in a big hurry He
bumped into a girl that was dressed as
a polar bear furry She
introduced him to her friends Oh,
Wren You
finally found a new home Yeah,
Wren The
polyamorous powar bear Oh
yeah"
That was a good stopping point,"We just do that
I can sing the
ATP song
I usually lip sync it while
I'm doing my hair in the mirror of my makeup
Do you want to try
Well now the show is over there's no need to
Damn it
It was accidental accidental accidental accidental
John didn't do any research
Marco and
Casey wouldn't let him cause it was accidental accidental accident accidental
You can find the show notes at
ATP fm and if you're into
Twitter you can follow them at
a s e y
L
I s s and that's
Casey
Liss
M a r
o a r m e n t
Margo
Arment
S
I r a
Usacusa it's accidental accidental they do with me
I'm tired
There's one more line
Accidental accidental tech podcast so long
That's amazing
So out of tune
That's pretty good for unprompted on a podcast
Pretty good
Maybe in my top four"
I got a chipped front tooth,"From biting my nails
I don't have any cavities though
There's a soft breeze blowing
Wind for my sails
And it smells like something new
There's a study just published
That nostalgia is good for you
That it can make you less bored
less stressed and less lonely
If that's true then I'm probably
Doing all right
Cause last week is the good 'ol days to me
And change is good
But change is hard
An empty room catches you off guard
All the mindfulness of impermanence
Doesn't take the sting away
And change is good
But it comes so quick
And you rebuild things brick by brick
But the sun beats down and you're sure that you
Just want things to stay
The way they were
My hair grows quick
My beard grows quicker
My widows peak gets higher
I don't have time
And when I do
I just want to play video games
In the morning I wake up
And I look at my phone
I know I shouldn't do it
But I just can't resist
What if something big happened while I was sleeping?
What kind of crazy and exciting things have I missed?
Caught between the place where I'm supposed to be
And wherever it is I'm going
Carry the rock straight up the hill
Then carry it up again
This is the line that I'm toeing
I try really really hard
To tell the truth
But then I end up lying to myself
It's a theory I have
And I'm seeking out proof
Picking flowers and gathering stones
There's a study just published
That nostalgia is good for you
That it can make you less bored
less stressed and less lonely
If that's true then I'm probably
Doing all right
Cause last week is the good 'ol days to me"
What did you do when you had a home,"Did you throw a party
You can have everything you want
What did you do when you could fly
Did you land gently
What did you do when you in the light
Did you show up empty
What did you do at the end
Did you call out softly"
Pizza you're my favorite food like turtles in the sewer,"I could eat you everyday for breakfast lunch and dinner
You promise me eternity with your perfect circle
I'll never touch you with a fork, I'll always use my fingers
Pizza you’re my favorite food, there is no competition
Wood fired at the restaurant or the oven in my kitchen
Any toppings that you like just give it to me greasy
Cowabunga all my dudes we’re surfing on the cheesy"
Somebody want to pay me,"As much as my house cost
For this piece of art
That I really love
As much as I could use
300 thousand dollar
The truth is that
I can’t let it go
I still remember
The day I minted
I was so excited
First on chain artwork
That’s what I think of
When I look at it
So tell me tell me
What is that worth"
I’m falling and I don’t know,"Where I’m gonna land
Images and sounds
That I don’t quite understand
I wake up and suddenly
bright shining light
I don’t have to go to sleep
For the rest of the night
Right now somewhere
3 people have died
And 5 more people
Are just coming alive
People having sex
And getting divorced
Constantly everywhere
Time takes it’s course
No one will save you
No one can build you
better boat for sailing
gauaruntee to not failing
So pick yourself up and
Shake yourself loose
Sometimes your the engine
Other times the caboose
The trick is to know
Which one you’re doing now
Someday i confident
You’ll know what I’m talking about"
Hey folks I'm,"addressing you here It's
me your pal Jonathan
I'm here at the beginning of my video
Normally these days if I do if I
talk to you directly I put it at
the end But
this time I really want you to hear
me And
I really want to make sure that all
of you who are going to watch me
are hearing this So
please listen I'm
about to do my song but first I
want to talk to you Those
of you who've been around for a while
may remember that back in like 2017 2018
I was working on a digital collectible project
where you'd be able to collect my songs
as what are now known as N
F Ts
You may have heard this phrase this acronym
flying around N
F Ts
are the thing that I was talking about
way back then You
may remember it now They're
everywhere They've
suddenly exploded and the tools finally exist for
me to do it easily without having to
code anything Which
is why on March
15th at 300pm Eastern
I will be releasing the first 365 songs
of song a day as one of one
N F
Ts They're
each going to be a unique digital collectible
To revisit the idea of what an N
F T
is the basic idea is that it's a
blockchain thing that allows for digital assets to
become scarce That's
been the way that I've
described it up until now But
really the real thing is it's not the
asset itself that becomes scarce For
instance my one of one songs it's not
the song itself that's scarce it's the ownership
of the song that is scarce That's
what's tracked on the blockchain and that's what
is valuable So
you're at somewhere sort of like owning the
receipt It's
like I have this receipt that says that
I own this song And
then what you can do with that receipt
is you can feel good about it You
can feel like oh this is my favorite
song of Jonathan's
from Year
one and now I own it Or
you could sell it You
could buy it for a certain amount of
money you can sell it for more money
If you can that's a whole thing So
March 15 3pm Eastern
There's three things that I want you to
do You're
only ever supposed to ask your audience to
do one thing at a time But
I'm gonna ask you to do way more
than that Cause
I really want you all involved If
you wanna be involved in this project then
here's what I really want you to do
The number one thing is please join the
group Chat
Discord group that I have going I will
put a link to all of this in
the description So
join the Discord
Hop into the conversation if you can use
your same screen name as you are here
on You
Tube and that way I'll
know who and I'll
be able to say hello directly So
join the Discord
It's in the description Number
two you're going to sign up for something
called If
you want one of these songs One
of these One
of one N
F T
song a day songs You're
going to sign up for Metamask
I'll put a link to that in the
Description It's
number two Meta
Mask Number
three read the little web page that I've
made all about this project Like
what is it What
What does this song a Day
N F
T thing entail So
do those three things Discord
Metamask Read
the thing And
I'm looking at my watch to make sure
that I'm
still recording And
I am recording If
you ever see me look at my watch
now that's what I'm
doing I'm
like am I recording Okay
so do those things I'm
really excited I hope you will be involved
Shoot me a message if you have any
questions I love you all I love you
all for being here for watching me and
let's do a song now Okay
We're going to improvise our song today I
think it might be a little attitude That's
okay The
infinite monkeys are at it again When
will they stop now I don't know when
the infinite monkey have you on their mind
and they're going to beat you all the
time with their monkey arms Oh
yeah with their monkey heads The
infinite monkeys are writing a book Is
it better than Shakespeare
I'm not sure Let's
look They're
writing letters to their friends and I'm
not sure but I think at the end
they'll put some monkey wit That's
what I said Some
monkey laughter and some monkey hiss O
yeah Oh
oh oh oh Monkey
monkey monkey monkey monkey monkey monkey monkey monkey
Infinite monkeys all of the time from here
to cloud nine Infinite
monkeys in infinite space Don't
let those monkeys go to waste you You
gotta save the infinite monkeys to save the
infinite monkeys Yeah
save the infinite monkeys Save
the infinite monkey kind Save
the infinite inf The
infinite monkeys are getting that look like they're
about to throw the book but no instead
they're throwing their poop What
do you expect infinite monkeys to do except
throw throw throw their poop at you Throw
throw throw their poop at you Gotta
save the infinite monkeys Yeah
say save the infinite monkeys Yeah
save the infinite monkeys Gotta
say the infinite O
monkeys Say
the infinite O
monkeys Don't
stop thinking about those monkey Okay
that's the end Are
we still recording We
are Very
good You
have your instructions You
know what to do I believe in you
I hope you will click I hope you
will do the things and think about what
your favorite song from year one is Click
through some songs from year one if you're
able I'll
put the There'll
be lots of stuff in the description Go
look at the description Okay
Love you guys I think I've
said everything Bye"
I had a dream,"About you and me
Drifting in space
Back to from where we came
Energy is matter
And when your soul is shattered
million pieces fly
Straight up into the sky
If only you could know
There’s nothing to worry about
Strange rock formations
We found on our vacation
We made them our own
We’re never going home
I’ve got this nervous
Tick it’s got a purpose
To ward off all the demons
Who obscure the meanings
If only I could know
There’s nothing to worry abou
Take me apart
Lungs bones and heart
Put me in a pile
Then dance around a while
When the evening wanes
Light it all aflame
And watch the ashes start
To drift beyond the dark"
The fascists are on the march,"They want to stomp your heart
Kill anyone that don’t look like them
Or lock you up in a dark dungeon
When they come to your town
Make your grandparents proud
And some day you will be known
Like Miss Pavlichenko"
Papa,"Daddy
Father
No one else even compares
Father’s Day is when we show how we care
With Groupon
Groupon
Go-karts
Boating
Rafting
Bowling
Sky dive
Wine taste
Haircuts
Segues
Paintball
Rent a bike
Play golf
Rock climb
Oil change
Car wash
Fitness deals
Massage
Sporting events
Comedy clubs
Custom clothes for the dad you love
Restaurants and museums
With Groupon
Groupon
By the by
If you are traveling
Be sure to check the Groupons in advance
For that city
It’s Groupon
It’s Groupon"
I don't want no Christmas,"lights Don't
want no applesauce I don't want no Jesus
Christ don't want no Santa
Claus You
know what would be nice Forget
me drinking oven Let's
sing the carol Applause
Sun doesn't come out and the moon looks
mad like it'll stamp you up in her
jaws that's when the only thing out of
your mouth should be a Christmas
carol Applause"
ON the school bus,"We look out the window
Everyday
The same houses
The same dirt road
It never change
Rock rock rock rock
when stone wall goes by
Is what we say
Tree tree, grass grass grass
We entertain ourselves this way
Every day could be momentous
Earth shattering and stupendous
Telephone pole, telephone pole
Hello we see the telephone
Grave grave grave
By the graveyard
Dead and gone
I think we were a little bit older
Maybe 6 or 7
Hold your breath
Until you see
white house with the devil"
but i'm excited about the ipad 2,"cause it's gonna be really cool
with cameras that number 2
and an a5 chip to boot
with speakers that are improved"
Get your UK,"in tune Make
a lot of money get your UK
in tune or it won't be funny Bang
your pots and pans if you want some
rhythm Just
watch out how you gonna hit em well
1 2 3 I've
got another idea 4 5 6 It's
not made out of fear get your you
can tune and grab a wrench we're gonna
build gonna build an everything bench we're gonna
sit down and write the tune that'll send
us all up to the moon we're gonna
get a gun 6 7 8 oh that
doesn't line up straight get your uke in
tune get your uke in tune get your
uke in tune get your uke in tune
get your uke in tune and lay the
tile and then you're gonna sing for a
While get your UK
in tune it's 8 19 what does that
mean What
does that mean 8 19 it's just a
random time Time
isn't real no matter how get you can
tune"
People in London look different to me,"Like they’re from a different country
If I didn’t know that they were
I’m not sure that it would occur to me
I feel really cool when I’m taking the tube
Is that how you say it, I’m not down with the lingo
James said my bumbag made me look American
American
Made me look American
James said my bumbag made me look American
I said it’s a fanny pack
People in London are very friendly
Even when I think they’ll be mean
Like the tough looking guy at the train station
Was amazing helping me with directions
I feel really cool when I’m taking the tube
I’m an adult, I know how to do stuff
James said my bumbag made me look American
American
Made me look American
James said my bumbag made me look American
I said it’s a fanny pack
Do Germans look German
Do the French look French
Do Canadians look Canadian
Inside of each of us, a beating heart
All our rhythms are the same circadian
I feel really cool when I’m taking the tube
In another country, like I know what I’m doing
James said my bumbag made me look American
American
Made me look American
James said my bumbag made me look American
I said it’s a fanny pack"
Take a listen to years gone by,"You were younger then by a country mile
Would you do it again or differently
Time is a river rushing lazily
Nine hundred
Stack em together to the moon
Nine hundred
The future comes too soon
Take a listen to who you were
Time is not a barrier
Smell again what you cooked up
Was it too much or just enough
Stack em together way up high
Now sing this lullaby"
I wanna go to the fourth dimension,"I wanna go to the fourth dimension right now
But
I'm stuck in the third dimension
I'm stuck and
I do not know how
I don't know how to get to the 4th dimension
Can you
I want to go to the 4th dimension
I want to go to the fourth dimension today
I'm stuck in the third dimension
Nothing or nothing or nothing could take me away
What is over there
What is over there
What is over there
And what's going on in the fourth
I wanna go to the fourth dimension
I wanna be in the fourth dimension
Woohoo
I'm stuck in the third dimension
So is everybody that you know so are you
We are in the third
We are in the third
We are in
T
H
E third
We are in
T
H
E third dimension the third
The 33rd third dimension
I'm stuck in the third dimension
I'm stuck in
T
H
E third dimension
Full know that
I want to go to the fourth dimension
I want to go out
Why go so bad
Oh bye"
It builds you up ‘til it tear you apart,"No one will ever know just what’s in your heart
‘Til you show them x2
Know them
Show them
Apart on Valentine’s Day
It doesn’t matter anyway
Cause I’m here and you’re there
And it happens everywhere
Why is love hard?
It builds you up ‘til it tears you apart
No one will ever know what’s in your heart"
Hey papa,"Yeah Jupiter
I’m making more levels for Ryukhar
He’s my favorite channel
I watch him every day
Oh awesome, let me see how to submit them
I guess you use this hashtag on twitter
But there’s a lot of submissions
Got to get his attention somehow
When there’s no good choices left
You’ve got to cheese it
Stay focused and keep your wits
You’ve got to cheese it
I think we should write him a song
Well there are other ways to get his attention
OK like what
Well if we knew his phone number we could call him
That’s true
If we knew where he lived we could go visit him
That’s also true
Or he could come over and we could turn off the light
Wait why are we turning out the light?
To get his attention
Got it"
My Own,"Personal Spring
-Like a meandering stream we drift off to
the marsh behind my childhood home, with lots
of sleepy sidebars. There’s
a misty fern gully feeling In
the air tonight I’m
safe in my tree fort hideaway And
I’m feeling all right I don’t need wings
to fly I do it all the time
I’m swinging on the breeze and I Got
so many trees to climb So
many trees to climb In
my own personal spring I’m
flying all the time I don’t need no
wings I got bandaids on my knees And
feelings I can’t grok I’m
swinging on the breeze Land
on my feet right on the rocks This
half of the lawn was marshland Many
years ago Til
my dad came in with a backhoe And
dug a very big hole I’m
know there’s something in the woods You
can’t convince me otherwise There’s
water sloshing in my boots So
many trees I want to climb So
many trees to climb In
my own personal spring I’m
flying all the time I don’t need no
wings I got bandaids on my knees And
feelings I can’t grok I’m
swinging on the breeze Land
on my feet right on the rocks"
I met the devil,"He wasn’t so bad
He asked me why
Everyone was so mad
At him
I strapped myself
In a solid jet pack
Took off for the moon
Had a heart attack
Of love
And sometimes
I go crazy
With emotion
It’s amazing
But I always come down
And I’m tired as a clown
In summer
Booked a flight to the sun
And I don’t want to take anyone
With me
I had a dream I could stop time
What’s mine is yours and yours is mine
Right here
I don’t know what my great great
Great grandpa was like it takes
a toll
We can’t remember back that far
but if we could we’d leave time ajar
and bugs would get in"
Creampuff casper milk,"Toast custard spider silk
Hanging by a green thread
Hanging by a mean thread
No more downs the bait
No more downs the bait
No more downs the bait
No more downs the bait"
to defy the law of gravity,"the punishment is fame on the internet
which is to say a step up from obscurity
you join the ranks of many famous cats
some well known and others nameless pawns
garfield and keyboard and maru jumps in boxes
you're big today but can you make it last
standing cat don't eat my rat
he is my friend and i'm quite fond
will you play GTA next or are you content
to stand there staring into the beyond"
"I dream about this attic, oh From","dusk until dawn In
the dark in there It
seems to go on and on and on
My dad would always yell at me 'Cause
I'd hop the railing And
walk on the roof over there I thought
it was the coolest These
windows are a danger To
a child who is three But
also our computer was right here It
was an Apple
2e This
was the den where I played that Nintendo
Then it became my room When
I was a teenager Many
memories within a single song I could go
on and on and on and on and
on Passover,
Thanksgiving, handle birthdays That
time I got stung by W,
that really hurt me Laying
down with Henry,
giving him lots of hugs And
right here on the mantle, it would get
all kinds of junk Arguing
with my brother As
we wandered to and fro 'Til my mom
had enough She
took away the Nintendo
Taking a shower here My
dad would yell at me 'Cause every time
I did I'd
forget to use the sweet Too
many memories fit in a single song I
could go on and on and on and
on and on This
was a group room where they did therapy
I have a babysitter watching me Making
lies, cookies, and making sushi too Sitting
on the countertop, meditating Closing
all the doors And
I'd throw that bouncy ball And
my mom would do the laundry All
the loose change, I could keep it all
I always wanted monkeys Be
swinging on these bars Put
a fire in the fireplace And
play the guitar Too
many memories fit in a single song I
could go on and on and on and
on and on Too
many memories fit in a single song I
could go on and on and on and
on and on I hang out here in
the morning Whenever
it would snow 'Cause we'd hear all the
school closings Coming
on my parents' radio This
was my parents' room And
right here was a love seat So
when I felt sick at night I could
come in here and sleep This
was my brother's room He
was me, even a surly bro But
right in that closet there Is
where I found my firstborn no Making
a bath with He-Man
and his whole team Skeletor
lived down the drain, he was so mean
Too many memories put in a single song
I could hope on and on and on
and on and on Too
many memories written in a single song I
could go on and on and on and
on and on This
was my room when I was little Shag
carpeting in a bunk bed I was constantly
rearranging it Oh,
I don't know what was in my head
My dad, Dad,
he loved a sauna And
he thought, ""I can't go without"" And
so for some reason He
built one right here in his house Coming
downstairs for Christmas
Even though we're juice But
don't you know we did not do We're
falling across equipment And
to make small love Oh,
this single house full of so much love
Too many memories been a single song I
could go on and on and on and
on and on Oh,
too many memories be Then
sing a song I could go on and
on and on On
and on and on I could go on
and on and on and on and on
I could go on and on and on
and on and on I could go on
and on and on On
and on and on"
8 billion universes inside 8 billion minds,"8 billion stories unfold an instant at a time
8 billion souls feeling lonesome and untouched
8 billion people just looking to be loved
8 billion ways in which the entropy has failed
8 billion recipes and the chaos that entails
8 billion pockets of resistance and regret
8 billon people who have never met
8 billion points of light that will all go out
8 billion struggle haphazardly and full of doubt
8 billion grains of consciousness upon the wind
8 billion people just looking for a friend"
On the head,"Of a pin
Come what may
The sky spins
Left among
The stars at night
The trees dance
With fireflies
I’m made of water
I see what comes after
Love the one
That you’re with
Know what your limit is
Dancing on the sand dunes
Eating grapes and macaroons
I’m made of water
I see what comes after
Cross the river
In a raft
See the sign
On the path
Pointing you
Where you need
To be exactly where you need to be"
I can feel the walls closing in Like,"a sickness Like
a sickness on my back Any
day now any day now it's gonna glim
and I don't know I don't know I
will deal with the attack Deal
with the attack I'm
just a man yeah Susceptible
to all manner of attack now you know
that snowball and I do my best I
do my bur I can feel the war
closing in and before I end then I'll
have to begin where do you go when
you can't escape your body Now
you try to chop it up you chop
it up with some variety but oh oh
oh oh and O
yeah so I think maybe what I will
do I think you're all You
know the sentiment that many of you put
forward that part of the charm of Song
A Day
is that it's just all out there That's
always been true and that's always been a
part of it for me I think Ryan
you said that you know you sort of
hit on the sort of cost benefit thing
that I've
been weighing which is like surely as you
put it like the growth of the channel
would be helped by only the produced songs
being available but what would that cost in
terms of sort of harming the project overall
And I guess the question then becomes really
like what is the growth of the channel
really worth to me Which
you know I don't know if I'm
being honest Like
it would be nice to have more views
on these songs but it's just not something
that I have ever prioritized and I don't
know why I would start now but it
is something that I think about periodically And
it's just It
just sort of It
always sort of comes up over time and
sort of has from the beginning from 12
years ago given everybody's feedback I think what
I will do is make way to support
the channel directly on You
Tube but I will make it a more
amount of money Maybe
I'll have two tiers I'll
have like the really cheap tier 99 cents
and then like a stupidly expensive tier and
they both get you the same thing Like
neither of them get you anything fancy I
don't really know what What
to offer This
is the same problem I have with Patreon
which is I don't really want to offer
anything else other than Song
a Day
Like I don't really have any other Anything
more to give as it were Those
of you who've been around may remember when
I tried to do like weekly live things
Which I just know I like knowing myself
I just know that's not realistic so that's
not gonna happen There
is like an option now for like a
live chat Like
maybe I can like commit to doing some
kind of live chat thing but then I
wouldn't If
I'm doing a live chat like I wouldn't
want to exclude anyone who can't afford that
anyway Like
there's I can't think of anything I would
want to do where I like want to
exclude people based on money Like
that just doesn't seem smart So
I think what I'll
probably do is just make two tiers and
just like you're not gonna get anything at
either tier And
it's more of just like my wife is
laughing at me But
I think you guys get it It's
like I'm
not gonna I'm
not gonna make anything extra that people can
pay more money to get I don't think
that's I don't think that's ever been I
don't think I've
ever been particularly comfortable with that So
I'm gonna do two tiers like 099 and
49 a month and you can pay either
of those And
what you get is nothing You
get to just have a warm feeling in
your heart that you're helping support Song
A Day
Okay I think that's what I'm
gonna do You
guys brought up good points and I agree
with you and I appreciate the feedback and
appreciate that you appreciate Song
a Day
and that that means more to The
fact that you guys appreciate Song
a Day
means more to me than growing the channel
in some kind of way where there would
be people who like wouldn't necessarily get Song
a Day
in the same way It's
nice that the people that stick around get
it Okay
That's what I've
decided See
you tomorrow"
Springtime’s gone and the summer’s begun And,"I was a teenage dream, and I was
the gasoline And
I was made of spring and the springtime
all returned Boys
wear shorts, girls wear tanktops Somebody’s
out there taking pot shots At
the Target
sign, what did it ever do to them
Stone fruit and tequila lime, I’m
letting go of what I think is mine
Summer leaves destruction disguised as love Or
as something simple like a loaf of bread
Burning down the house with the barbeque With
the barbeque, summer was only one for exercise
In the summer sun, you can close your
eyes And
imagine that you’re some place new Or
old, depending Boys
wear shorts, girls wear tanktops Somebody’s
out there taking pot shots At
the Target
sign, what did it ever do to them
Stone fruit and tequila lime, I’m
letting go of what I think is mine
Memorial Day,
twenty-one-one Springtime’s
fallen and the summer’s risen I pulled on
a piece of string and I got what
the Sun
God brings but I was made of spring
and the springtime all returned"
It’s easy,"It’s more than easy
It’s necessary
To forget that we’re all gonna die
Someday
At the same time
I try to keep it in my mind
And each moment becomes important
In a way that it wasn’t
Before
We’re only here
For a short sunday stroll
Before we go back
To wherever we were before
I don’t know where I’m going
And I don’t know where you’ve been
But we’re here now together
And we’ll never be here again
It’s easy
It’s more than easy
It’s everyday
I check these notifications like they
mean
Something
Like they mean anything
Like the time I have alive
Isn’t drip, drip dripping down
And away
We’re only here
For a short sunday stroll
Before we go back
To wherever we were before
I don’t know where I’m going
And I don’t know where you’ve been
But we’re here now together
And we’ll never be here again
It’s easy
It’s more than easy"
Combustion in the vacuum,"They wanted to bomb the moon
They wanted to make it go boom
They wanted to bomb the moon
Bomb the moon
Bomb the moon
Bomb the moon
Atomic bomb in the cold war
Stpudnik in the sky
Star Wars Space FIght
Bomb the Moon sky high
We are fearful creatures
With no taste for unknown
Give us weapons and we'll use them
History has shown"
Trouble Trouble,"lies ahead Is
ahead Loneliness
Loneliness Is
behind you Is
behind you what kind of trouble It's
classified what can I do Do
your best Will
we survive It's
up to you how do you know I
just do I don't want a second guess
as long as we stay we'll be fine
Whatever cosmic mess Our
music will make it shine Solo
in yeah"
Something strange is going on,"In Manhattan
The pigs are on the loose
The Empire State building
Has got a cult going on
And they won’t let you refuse
Daleks In Manhattan
And the danger is high
Escaping won’t be easy
But the doctor will try
My great grandmother came
On a ship not a plane passing liberty isle
She sold hats from a cart
She had a strong heart
But she never smiled"
There was a baby born in England,"Just like 370,000 babies worldwide
My brother was born in Florida
39 years ago exactly today
There was a baby born in England
And he's third in line for the throne
And he'll grow up in public
And he'll grow up all alone
There was a baby born in England
And I can't day as I care
370,000 babies born everywhere
There was a baby born in England
May he crawl and may he play
155,000 people die everyday
There was a baby born in England
They haven't picked a name
His blood is made of royal blue
But he's human just the same
There was a baby born in England
Maybe he'll cure cancer
Maybe he'll be an architect
Maybe he'll be a dancer"
There’s a man whose job it is to,"save all of our lives But
he’s pulled this way and that way And
his soul just up and dies Stimulus,
you were just barely getting started Stimulus
x4 If
there’s one thing stimulus knows what to do
is stimulate Just
ask any of his wives They’re
all quite satisfied The
other thing is tax cut and job create
But his soul is getting left behind By
people that are trying to warp his mind
Stimulus, stimulus, please stimulate Stimulus,
stimulate"
Do you have any ideas No,"you don't Are
you gonna get a cheer up No
you won't Do
you want to take a nap Yes
Yeah do Are
you gonna flap your wings Yeah
that's just like you Are
you gonna Are
you going to make it up Are
you going to make a mistake that seem
makeup Are
you going to love you going to world
make it all about you today Are
you going to feel sorry You
promise I take it Are
you going to leave it on the spot
Are you going to feel stupid Yeah"
Going to make the song together so just,"start writing words Sometimes
I can't find my hat I'm
confused and I love my cat Sunday
brunch keeps me sane can't wait till I'm
a whale Forever
on the blockchain Warm
sun on my face Moon
cats on the moon Dressy
king employment feeling so the perfect sandwich does
exist I have to pee but I don't
wanna miss this we don't deserve dogs where
my stimulus at Sometimes
I can't find my hats My
moon cats are getting chubby My
girlfriend won't let me get a real kitty
we're all a small in the grand scheme
we're making history Digital
Exquis corpse waking up at Noon
NFTs and GameStop
crap did I miss a song Is
this a job Happy
wife happy life and it's sunny outside Random
Spanish word wanna be Legender
I Warm
sun on my face Moon
cats on the moon Just
see king employment feeling so good Warm
sun my face on the moon Just
see king employment feeling so dirty"
Ultrasound your money,"You gotta deflate it
We saved it
We played it
Rearranged it
We made it, honey"
Let go of after,"And before too
It’s Joie De Vivre
Vodka, sex and spicy food
It’s all about resilience
You gotta stay in the raft
Grab the rhythm from the cloud
And don’t forget to laugh
Hee hee hee, ha ha ha
Yo ho ho, ya ya ya
Some people’ve got their ducks in a row
But they’re not happ ay
Some people can’t even find their ducks
And they’re happy anyway
We all held our arms out
It was burning intensely
I kinda got mad at Dave
But I guess that’s on me
The rhythm is not complex
When you hear it just alone
But you put everyone together
It’s one big beautiful song
Mallory wanted to just stay home
Cuddle up and watch TV
But she trekked down to the pool
And joy came back to Mallory
She was moving forward
On her own power once more
She swam through her fear
Straight into the gold
We don’t see them coming
Those moments hit us hard
It’s how we react to them
That define who we are
Let’s not
Try to beat the traffic
And let’s not text and drive
We are missing
Important moments in our lives
Always bring your full hug
And bring your whole high five
Next time you’re in a meeting
Just do a conga line"
To be together,"Disappointment
Leave the channel open
Go with the flow
Sore ass
Dicks and tits
Jam like Jobs
Good soup
Trust your ears
You’re the author
Get up stand up
Music is a weapon
Don’t be afraid
10% success rate
This chandelier will drop
Old friends
Got it from God
The 18th minute
Plasmatic
NFTs
Sustainable industry"
Oh can you play rock and roll,"With a broken guitar
If it comes from your soul
If it comes from your heart
Can you be meaningful
Without meaning to
Can you play rock and roll
From inside of you
I took this guitar
To Jerusalem
By plane train and car
I played the blues and then
I went to summer camp
In southern Vermont
This guitar in my hands
I got exactly what I want
That was 23 years ago
And she’s older still
I’m the last to know
When there’s time to kill
But every now and then
I feel moved
She’s an old friend
With nothing left to prove"
Baby proofing,"So he don’t get electrocuted
Baby proofing
I’m 41 years old
This is what I’m doing
I’m not an electrician
I watched some YouTube
The white wire and the black wire
It’s pretty easy to do
This house is so old
None of these have a ground
So I got these child proof GFCI
Outlets now"
Mercury,"Venus
Earth
Asteroid belt
Jupiter
Saturn
Gian
Neptune
Planet
Pluto is a dwarf planet
Pluto is a dwarf planet
Pluto is a dwarf planet
Pluto is a dwarf planet
What's the next one
You didn't plan it
Also the planet cruise like this
Like
Pluto
It's just like
Pluto
Yeah it's there with the dark dot
Oh the other dwarf planets
Yeah there's lots of other dwarf planets
June the end
It"
"I'm not in your field, I'm","not your friend, and I'm
not very nice, but my masculinity means the
world has conditioned me to think that everybody
wants to hear what I have to say.
Greetings, sir, I guess it's nice to meet
you, but I don't really want to do
too much more than greet you. From
your stance, I'm
guessing that if I ask you a question,
you'll start talking down to me in a
very frustrating way. Man
is waiting, man is waiting. We
have differing opinions, so you're obviously wrong, but
if I keep talking long enough, I just
know that you've come along. My
empathy is low, and I don't think much
of chicks, but I can talk for hours
about the things that you need to fix.
You are a giant asshole, but you deserve
a reward for being able to ignore when
someone's obviously bored. Women
are raised to be friendly, men are raised
to be aggressive, but when you do that
condescension thing, it really isn't that impressive. Man
is waiting, man is waiting. You
see, you're a performer, well that's not my
occupation, but I'm
a man and I know better, so I've
got lots of recommendations. I'll
drone and I will ramble until your eyes
start to twitch, if you don't shut up
and listen to me, well then you're just
a bitch. Yes,
man explains a buzzword, but it's also true,
and there are assholes of all genders, but
that doesn't excuse you. Before
you get defensive, why don't you take a
sec, think whether how you're gonna speak to
me shows any respect. Man
explains a buzzword, but it's also true, and
there are assholes of all genders, but it's
also true, and there are assholes of all
genders. Everybody
has the right to say what they wanna
say, but if you're gonna mansplain, then I'm
gonna go away. Everybody
has the right to say what they wanna
say, but if you're gonna mansplain, then I'm
gonna go away."
many many many many many times I'm,"so full of so many I'm
listen I'm
that and I'm
a man I think therefore I'm
I am I'm
a songwriter I'm
a song song song I'm
a fast train moving right right along many
many many many many many times I'm
I am and I'm
I'm I apostrophe M
I apostrophe M
M M
I apostrophe M
I apostrophe M
M M
never never never never never been anything other
than what I am if I could have
might but it turns out I can't I
apostrophe M
M M
take a walk take a hike take a
bath I'm
really really really bad at math this song
isn't really really very good this ukulele is
made out of wood I apostrophe M
I apostrophe M
M M
M I apostrophe M
I apostrophe M
M M"
I took all of my problems and sat,"them down in the yard I said why
do you all have to be so hard
My anxiety looked at me I said oh
no it's really Cause
we're all just part of you after all
Talking all about my problems All
my problems So
many so many so many problems So
many problems I sent you my problems How
do you compare with that person's problems Yeah
that person standing right over there For
that matter what about someone living in another
country And
my problem says I don't know what those
other people's problems got to do with me
O that's my problems No
I'm talking about my problems J"
Mosque Even,"the word sounds funny in my mouth Oh
God This
is my country they should all get out
And I hate and fear anything that's different
If they want to build a mosque they
should do it in Iran
Muslims killed Americans
I don't care what you say I mean
just look at them they're clearly all the
same And
the hate builds up And
Glenn Beck
cries Ann
Coulter rants and raves And
O’Reilly screams You're
never gonna reason with these folks They
think that Obama
was born in Kenya
You're never gonna reason with these folks They
think Sarah
Palin would make a great president You
ain't never gonna reason with them Immigrants
Arizona knows how to handle 'em Build
a fence And
if their child's born here they aren’t a
citizen I don't care that we're all immigrants
anyway What
happened in the past doesn't matter day to
day They
are different from me and they don't speak
my language I'm
better than them because I am American
And the hate builds up And
Glenn Beck
cries Ann
Coulter rants and raves And
O’Reilly screams Ain’t
never gonna reason with these folks They
think that Obama
was born in Kenya
Ain’t never gonna reason with these folks They
think Sarah
Palin would make a great president You
ain't never gonna reason with them Feds
What has the government ever done for me?
Taxes Let's
abolish them completely Let's
privatize police and fire and ambulance Because
I trust corporations but I don't trust the
government And
the FCC
shouldn't regulate internet But
Google and Verizon
should be free to do what they want
And the hate builds up And
Glenn Beck
cries Ann
Coulter rants and raves And
O’Reilly screams You're
never gonna reason with these folks They
think that Obama
was born in Kenya
Ain’t never gonna reason with these folks They
think Sarah
Palin would make a great president Ain't
never gonna reason with them Never
gonna reason Never
gonna reason Never
gonna reason With
these folks Never
gonna reason Never
gonna reason Never
gonna reason With
these folks"
Obama is so good for the environment Obama!!!,"He’s missing it entirely on the economy! Why
isn’t he prosecuting the Bush
torture war crimes?! Oh
god! I don’t understand! Obama,
he takes the long view He’s
a very astute public servant and he knows
just what he’s doing No!!!
He’s just another politician Whatever
happened to a team of rivals, for god’s
sake?! Oh
I hate that term, ‘team of rivals’! But
why Geitner?!
Why Larry
Summers?! Obama,
why?! Obama
closed Guantanimo
And he started to return our moral standing
on the stage of the world The
Anti-Counterfeiting Trade
Agreement?! Whatever
happened to transparency?! What
about warrantless wiretapping?! Why
are telecommunications giants getting impunity?! I don’t get
it!!! Obama,
why?! Obama
does good Obama
does bad Just
like any other man But
boy is he better than the last one
we had We
can all agree with that Yes
we can"
Can you hear my stuffed up face,"Singing to you tonight
My snot has not kept up the pace
With the rest of my body’s fight
I gotta get more sleep
I gotta take more care
To get this snot going
Everywhere
Can you hear my stuffed up face
Singing to you tonight"
"You're a giraffe with a long, long neck","And you're reaching the pie for the juiciest leaf
On the tastiest tree in all the territory
That you own, that you own
Reaching the pie, high and high
Spell that you see deep and it fills it with desires
So reach it on out, reach it on out
Now come to me"
In the day in the dark I remain,"misunderstood I don’t know who think that I
are but it’s nothing good I can try
but they won’t but they just can’t see
what I am I’m
not a monster, I’m
not a monster I’m
not a monster Every
town every time every season is the same
IN the cars and the boats and the
trains and they fear my name Oh
just be yourself but that’s who I am
I’m not a monster, I’m
not a monster I would dance with the
devil in the nude when the thunder knocks
If it meant that I could let go
no longer walk I can try but they
won’t but they just can’t see what I
am I’m
not a monster, I’m
not a monster r"
The house burned down Two,"doors down And
they're tearing it apart it's so loud the
sound I can't hear myself even f I
gotta write my song don't they know I
gotta write my song don't they know it
won't be very long Good
night Gotta
write it down the house burned down a
few weeks ago and now they're tearing it
apart Thank
goodness And
nobody died But
I still am sad for all the people
that live there They
had to move They
lost all their stuff And
now they stop doing their work And
then they turn it on all back again"
I went to school today but I didn’t,"learn a damn thing I went to the
supermarket but they didn’t have any food I
went to see the man in charge, all
I got was a bad attitude It’s
not hard to see how things couldn’t get
much worse, couldn’t get much worse Get
up off of your ass and just do
something, just do something Get
up off of your ass and just do
something I went to the ocean today but
the whole damn thing has gone dry I
went to the park today but I couldn’t
find any trees And
then I went to the zoo today but
all the animals had died They
got sick of living cages so they all
committed suicide It’s
not hard to see how things couldn’t get
much worse, couldn’t get much worse Get
up off of your ass and just do
something, just do something Get
up off of your ass and just do
something Get
up off of your ass and just do
something, just do something x2 Something,
something, anything x3 Something
Get up off of your ass"
It was understood that you would leave me alone,"As long as I did my part you wouldn’t interfere
But here we are whistling the same tired tunes
I got another idea
Why don’t you get out of here
Cause I can do this on my own
Don’t need your participation
As the world around you’s grown
You will notice my lack of patience
Maybe at one time you had it all
Wrapped round your little finger
But now your just
bitter ghost
And all you’ve got is anger
Step away from the TV
Let me hear you say that you understand
On and on around we go forever like this
I don’t need a hand
You’re not part of the plan
Cause I can do this on my own
Don’t need your participation
As the world around you’s grown
You will notice my lack of patience
Maybe at one time you had it all
Wrapped round your little finger
But now your just
bitter ghost
And all you’ve got is anger
No more colliding
No more free riding
I got nothing to hide and
I’m good with that
So if you see me
Keep your pace steady
Or it’ll get breezy
In seconds flat"
It's so hot in this room I should,"open up the window it's so hot in
this room Just
wanna lay down with a pillow uh um
uh uh Ooh
ooh um um uh oh you're such a
high mama I wanna lay down such a
high mama let's get down to the music
too oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
Tell me what do you mean what do
you see in the mirror Looking
back at me Looking
back at me it's so hot in this
room Gotta
put it down on the floor now it's
so hot in this room I don't think
I take any more now Ooh
ooh uh oh don't oh but don't go
Such a high mama get on with it
let's go get your hot mama Gotta
do it like this oh oh oh oh
Tomorrow sucks to live under capitalism it sucks
to live under capitalism Life"
It seemed like a normal day,"It seemed like a normal night
Until I head my bed say
I’m gonna take a bite
And then my bed ate me
My bed ate me
Filet, purred, straight masticate
And then my bed ate me
My bed ate me
And I went to the bed aviary
Beds were flying around
Throwing pillows like bombs
The covers all rising up
Mattresses like tongues
I was lost in a river of sheets
I could barely catch my breath
I said what are you doing to me
They said we’re eating you to death
And then my bed ate me
My bed ate me
Filet, purred, straight masticate
And then my bed ate me
My bed ate me
And I went to the bed cemetery"
Don’t squish the rolls that I got from the store,"They’re in the reusable Trader Joe’s bag
Carry them carefully in from the car
Don’t squish them, don’t squish them, don’t squishy squishy squish them
Don’t break the eggs that are in there too
You don’t have to carry every bag at once
I know you don’t like to make more than one trip
Don’t squish them, don’t squish them, don’t squishy squishy squish them
You’re on the zoom with the psychiatrist
I’ve got to meet with our accountant soon
It’s a rainy day in Severna Park
Don’t squish them, don’t squish them, don’t squishy squishy squish them"
push so hard,"on that door that's been closed
for so long you don't know
what's behind that door
what's behind that door, better push it"
Somewhere in the world in the rhythm of,"a heartbeat secret message clear and ringing out
Ba boom ba boom boom boom boom boom
boom boom boom boom boom boom Some
deny it others live by it Me
I do my best to put it into
song Ba
boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom
boom boom boom boom boom If
you close your eyes you might catch it
but if you try too hard you'll never
hear the message going boom ba boom boom
boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom
boom boom boom boom boom boom Just
relax and put down your phone De
electrify all of your defenses and boom boom
boom boom boom boom boom boom boom Somewhere
in the world in the rhythm of a
heartbeat secret message clear and ringing out like
Boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom
boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom
boom boom"
In the Court's view,"the facts and circumstances mentioned above
are sufficient to conclude
that at least some of the rights claimed
by South Africa and for which it is seeking
protection are plausible.
This is the case
with respect to the right
of the Palestinians
in Gaza to be
protected from acts of genocide
and related prohibited acts identified
Sufficient to conclude Gazans have the right
To be protected from acts of genocide
Seeking protection is plausible, we all must comply
Protect Gazans from Israeli acts of genocide
In the Court's view,
at least some of the acts and omissions
alleged by South Africa to
have been committed by Israel
in Gaza appear to be capable
of falling within the provisions
of the convention"
Ludo Literal Bagman Bagman,"Barty Crouch JUNIOR
Barteye
Milf Weasley
Eeee is just a little baby boy
Choo Choo
Is that McGonigals Muuuuusic
Wild
Hands like a longshoreman
Iconic
Incredible moment
No safer place than Hogwarts
What a take
Milking Nagini
Harry and Ginny down by the lake
Heloooooo
Yeahhhhhhh
What a flex
Big Dumbledore energy
Rough couple of chapters for Ron here
Protect Hedwig
Vik The Dik
Dunkfest
The Malfoys all belong in jail
My good friend Tom
I’m going to cry
Producing a full
Tough look for my guy
Minerva McGalleon McGonigal
What a great website
Wide canon
Deep
Woo (relief)
Not canon
Harry never shares his gold"
We are having a baby,"Another baby
Another baby
Sorry about these costumes but we couldn't resist
Cause we're having another baby
Baby baby
Babe
We are having a baby
Another baby another baby
The bun maker is a really weird thing to say
But
I don't care because we're having a baby
May"
I've been waiting for ten minutes Ten,"ten ten ten ten 10 minutes I've
been waiting for ten minutes I've
been waiting Waiting
I mean I know that my time's run
out times run out but I mean I've
been waiting for ten minutes Ten
ten ten ten ten 10 ten minutes We've
let a lot of people go over their
time I mean I know that my time's
run out I've
been waiting for 10 minutes we've let a
lot of people go over their time trying
to get into this conversation about 10 minutes
10 minutes Trying
to get into this conversation about 10 minutes
Unless somebody mentions my name I can't systematic
full time It's
kind of frustrating Frustrating
It's going to frustrate him Frustrate
him But
I've been waiting for 10 minutes We've
let a lot of people go over their
time"
There are things that I have to do,"that I'm
trying to avoid And
I didn't get enough sleep and that makes
me annoyed So
I sit down to write just one stanza
to get this done Today
it feels like work I hope tomorrow It's
fun"
among the banks and so called failed institutions,"sat the wife of the chairman of morgan stanley
and the widow of a morgan stanley president
for reasons known only to un elected ""officials""
making decisions unencumbered by laws or by conscience
these two wall street wives who are rich beyond measure
were given 220 million of tax payer dollars
Susan Karches and Christy Mack
Are you ever gonna pay us back?
You are rich beyond our wildest dreams
Yet the fed lent you money in our names
It's the greatest heist in history
these two rich women who have more money
Than everyone I know and they're families combined
And her husband who's the chairman of morgan stanely
got 2 trillion for bringing the country to it's knees
could they possibly see that objectively it's wrong?"
but randy's not here,"but bella and carrie and ivory and brad are
so have no fear
randy's photographing
a wedding where they're drinking
they've been drinking since 6 ish
soon their consciousness'll be blinking
And they’ll pass out
They they’ll lay on the floor
They were dancing
Now they’re laying on the floor
and then randy and carrie and bella and julian
will be singing with me so cool i an
And bella and Julian are currently not in school i an
Cuz Bella just graduated
And Julian’s not feeling so well
So I’m at Randy’s house
But Randy’s not here
but bella and carrie and ivory and brad are"
Are you sick of hearing songs from the,"road From
the road I'm
singing when I can when I can in
the homes of my friends and my friends
in the hotels with the pools and the
vending machines behind locked doors and the dry
air making my throat hurt Bars
and restaurants we eat at cars that's moving
also so fast Are
you sick of seeing vids When
I'm tired tired driving driving driving driving But
I get enough sleeping beds in front seat
passenger pillow in a wave to the state
lines Breaking
up time with audiobook time I'm
running towards the future I'm
rolling towards the future now I'm
gunning for the future I'm
nothing for the future now I'm
everything for the future I'm
totally for the future now I'm
able bodied for the future I'm
under study for the future now I'm
booking shows for the future I'm
writing songs for the future now"
Maria Butina is a Russian spy,"Who was embraced by the GOP
She came in through the NRA
And worked to undermine our democracy
Here she is with Scott Walker
And the former NRA prez
With Rick Santorum and Bobby Jindal
And with the NRA’s chief lobbyist
Here she is with Sheriff Clarke
And with Trump at FreedomFest
Where she asked about Russian sanctions
While posing as a member of the press
Maria Putina is a lifetime member
Of the NRA
She’s been arrested as a Russian Spy
What more can I say
Seen here with the current NRA prez
And other NRA folks as well
Seen here with a former NRA prez
Who let her ring the liberty bell
John Botlon spoke at a roundtable
That Maria organized
She was at the 2017 national prayer breakfast
With these guys
Maria Putina is a lifetime member
Of the NRA
She’s been arrested as a Russian Spy
What more can I say"
My first friend,"I met on the first day of preschool
I said hey do you want to be
My best buddy
My first friend
Was sitting by himself
He said yes and for years
We’d tell that story
It’s not like we kept in touch
By high school we’d grown apart
But there’s something about those years
That are like rings around my heart
My first friend
Never could spend the night
I resented his mom but now i’m a parent
I understand
My first friend
We found some bricks in the woods
We imagined we’d build a house
Hand in hand
Once every couple of years
An email would be sent
Little dispatches from across the void
To my first friend
My first friend
I spoke to him last night
For the first time in maybe
16 years
I held it together
For the whole phone call
I hung up though and I couldn’t see
Through all the tears
Distance is an illusion
There’s no such thing as time
But you’ll never be a stranger
And 0  it’s too soon to say good bye"
Can you hear that? It’s,"the sound of a tidal wave And
you may drown in the love of a
million couples that you disdain Hey,
Miss California
Better build that ark before it starts raining
Men loving men and women loving women And
the love is so strong you’ll have a
hard time swimming Against
the Ocean
of Gay
Love Gay
love, your tits One’s
real; they’re not Gay
love, your tits One’s
real; they’re not They’re
not! They’re
not! No,
no, no Hey,
Miss California
I’m singing for ya But
I doubt that you can hear Cuz
your ears are ringing with the right wing
singing Of
a song made of lies and fear Noooooo
ah ohhhhhh You
say you want to save marriage But
that’s not it Noooooo
ah ohhhhhh You
found your calling Now
you found your niche You’ll
sign your book deal You’ll
get rich So
you didn’t win the pageant but you found
your fix As
the spokeswoman against love Love,
love, love, love, love, love Men
loving men and women loving women And
the love is so strong you’ll have a
hard time swimming Men
loving men and women loving women And
the love is so strong I’ll
have an easy time swimming In
the Ocean
of Gay
Love Gay
love, your tits One’s
real; they’re not Gay
love, your tits One’s
real; they’re not They’re
not Your
tits are not real No,
no, no But
gay love is real Yeah,
yeah, yeah ,yeah"
Some days I worry about money And,"how we’re ever gonna have enough Some
days I worry about you dying How
it would fill me up with grief as
much as I am filled with love But
not today No
not today Today
I didn’t think about any of that stuff
As I made waffles and we ate Taking
Jupi to the playground and watching him play
It was so easy to keep my head
on straight Today
Oh yeah today Taking
a nap all together in the bedroom Waking
up all groggy and tired Going
to the Dairy
Queen parking lot And
getting a christmas tree, because we felt inspired
Today Oh
yeah today Heading
out to Target
to get some christmas lights Cuz
we didn’t have them Dressing
up the tree while you made dinner and
looked on I want to relive this day
again Today
oh yeah today"
you set the spark,"and stoke the fire
and then you act surprised
When the flames go up
When the barn comes down
Right there before you're eyes
The tools that you manipulate
Are more powerful each day
And they will overcome you
They'll crush you and take from you
The marrow and the sinew
Of your ideology
So don't get upset
Don't be like that
It's all your own damn fault
Your flock is ready to fight
It is too late
To turn around
And turn them all to salt
Your monster's come to life
rocks are thrown
voices used
to tear down the innocent
people dead
with ideas cast
in rebar stoked cement
the words you shout
have moved the herd
to break free from their cage
to drop bombs on all the weaklings
retching melting reeking
of the forfeit tired teachings
of your ideology"
I’ver felt this falling feeling,"That’s in my belly right now
When the world has changed irrevocably
But I don’t know quite how
I felt it first 23 years ago
History erasing our ego
Dragons on my black mirror
Reflect reality
war becomes inevitable
When emotions that run deep
Have no where else to go
History erasing our ego
Groypers in the pockets
And Proud Boys on the dole
When they start shooting rockets
It unravels and unfolds
Time moves so fast and slow
History erasing our ego
But everyday is broken
When there’s fire from the sky
mind must be forgetful
That not a day goes by
Without bodies being buried deep below
History erasing our ego
Some folks say it’s pre ordained
Some say it’s just a con
Some say this will immanentize I men an tize
The eschaton ES CA TAWN
I say hold on, it’s a bumpy road
Of history erasing our ego
UP THEN DOWN"
Gnomes in the garden wearing high heels,"Fairies in the forest with their overalls
All the woodland creatures have muskets
Itchy trigger fingers in their tiny little paws
Talk is cheap
They’re on to you
The trees are marching
Foxes eating roses made of tin foil
Hansel and Gretel and Goldilocks
Hanging upside down in the bat cave
Daytime serenade and a midnight snack"
I don’t ask too many questions,"Cause questions can get answered
I don’t look too deep
Cause I don’t wanna know
I prefer an empty head
That I have total control of
head with great big traffic lights
That I turn on and off
When thoughts come unbidden
They reveal what is hidden
And that’s a real shock
So I’d rather keep it locked
closed mind is the only kind
That I’m comfortable with
Hardened and guarded
With lots of defenses
Ohhhh"
after all these years,"60 summers come and gone
And now I fear
That you've gone for good
But I have a plan
Because I have my
Delorean
I'm gonna find you no matter what it takes
Love doesn't stop for time and space
Whenever you are
Wherever you be
You'll be reunited with your lunch lady"
My time’s short,"So is yours
So is everybody else’s
Mend that fence
Between pain and circumstance
You don’t know when you might need it
Think about what you need
Simply air to breathe
roof over your head
Food to chew on
Cut off your pinky
And your hand can still wave at me
From the positron down
To the Gluon
Rusty nails
But now Rusty’s tales
Never again
Will grace my ear drums
Cuz Rusty’s gone
And life still goes on
Angels that live forever
Are the weird ones"
"You can put it off til tomorrow, you","can write another song But
it will always go wrong You
will get a big old rash from a
spider bite You
will have something to do tomorrow and lay
awake all night You
feel like running away, but you’ll have to
stay and fight And
it will always go wrong, it will always
go Wrong
wrongitty, Wrong
wrongitty, Wrong
wrongitty wrong Wrong
wrongitty, Wrong
wrongitty, Wrong
wrongitty wrong Every
which way you turn, from Alabama
to Hong
Kong It
will always go wrong That
which can go wrong will go wrong, and
does go wrong I’m
not trying to go negative just trying to
go beyond Because
once you accept it that’s when you can
move on Because
everything always goes wrong You
will miss the last train after a long,
hard day supervillain will take you hostage with
his death ray And
the cops will mistake you for a member
of the KKK
Everything always goes wrong Wrong
wrongitty, Wrong
wrongitty, Wrong
wrongitty wrong Wrong
wrongitty, Wrong
wrongitty, Wrong
wrongitty wrong The
longer you deny it, the longer your suffering’s
prolonged That
which can (go wrong) will (go wrong),does (go
wrong) That
which can (go wrong) will (go wrong),does (go
wrong) If
you’re gonna take away just one thing from
this song, Wrong
wrongidy, riggidy wrongidy, wrong wrong a ding-ding-ding dong
Oh your car will break down and you
will hitch hike And
you will be murdered by some crazy with
an overbite When
you wind up up in heaven, they’ll say
“we’re full for the next few nights. You
don’t have to go home but you can’t
stay here” Wrong
wrongitty, Wrong
wrongitty, Wrong
wrongitty wrong Wrong
wrongitty, Wrong
wrongitty, Wrong
wrongitty wrong The
longer you deny it, the longer your suffering’s
prolonged It
will always go wrong, it will always go
wrong"
The laws of all the jungles couldn't keep,"my heart from singing I may not be
the strongest, and I am not always bringing
Orchestras to bear down on this process I've
created And
sometimes I am tired and there are some
times I hate it And
someone out there is doing this much better
Following the path laid out for them down
to the letter And
sometimes I am whimpering in the corner with
balloons Falling
down a black hole and licking all my
wounds And
when I read a good book, I want
to write a novel I see a movie
that speaks to me I get on my
knees and grovel I watch a play or
play a game, I want to make those
too I'm
rafting down a river straight out into the
blue No
amount of splendor and no amount of spite
Nothing I do will last beyond that last
gleam of twilight No
amount of pressure and no amount of stress
No matter how full my heart becomes no
matter how obsessed But
I will keep going At
least until I can't anymore Duck
face in the mirror and cat face on
the lawn My
gold watch in the toilet, my diamond ring
was pawned The
gates come crashing down around me and I
am left alone Big
fish bowls full of hype so overblown Time
is like a mattress that curls in the
springs Legs
that walk and run and dance and mouths
that sigh and sing Break
another piece off that old wood cherry tree
it's been there since forever, and will be
there after me They
say that every atom inside me is from
the stars And
every bit of CO2
released from cars And
every piece of plastic and each vinyl record
spinning You
can bet against the house but the house
is always winning Jump
into the deep end and see if you
can swim I drowned once and was reborn
purged of all my sins Little
ukuleles and big old upright basses Shine
down on me from the moon and in
the friendly smiling faces"
Wrong.,"There is no such thing as changing
the protocol in this context.
The protocol ALREADY doesn't allow
data storage
Well it seems you are mistaken,
as recently
people have been storing
some jpg
data in the protocol
They are attacking
Bitcoin, not using it.
We can agree they are
creating valid Bitcoin
transactions, right?
No"
cello tape selfie is the latest craze And,"I'm hip with the kids so i put
some on my face But
now I'm
a little bit scared because I think it'll
hurt to take it off Cellotape
Selfie! I made myself laugh out loud by
putting scotch tape on my face and then
singing. It's
the Cellotape
Selfie Song."
I used ChatGPT,"To show me the average views on these
Song a days over the years
And what I saw confirmed my fears
I got the YouTube views blues
Most of the time I just ignore
Views as a metric, it’s so boring
It tells you nothin about the songs
About what goes right and what goes wrong
But then sometimes it bums me out
Like into the great big void I shout
And no one hears me, no one cares
But then I think well that’s not fair
Cuz you’re not no one, you matter too
And who am I to discount you
Ah well I guess it is what it is
15 and a half years into this"
Gas operates on a first price auction,"You submit what you’ll pay for transactions
And compete with other people for space
On each block and that’s a real waste
Miners filter bids to find the highest prices
So gas goes wild with lots of people trying
To get their transactions through
It’s a bad experience, oooo ooo oooo
Which is why way back in 2018
Vitalik Buterin proposed EIP
1559 which has one goal
To make gas fees more predictable
It also has other benefits oh yeah
Increasing capacity when congestion is bad
Block size will essentially double
Hopefully this will fix some of the trouble
Oh it’s not a panacea
And we’re still waiting for 2.0
But as the prices crash around you
It’s something to look forward to, you know"
Who will the,"Cancel culture attack next
Former
New
York
Times editor
Bari
Weiss
Not a conservative she coined this term
You engage in wrong think
You engage in wrong speak
You're going in the
Thunderdome
The digital
Thunderdome
Wrong
Think wrong
Think wrong
Speak
Wrong
Speak
You're going in the
Thunderdome
The digital
Thunderdome
Who is next
So who's next
Who's it gonna be tomorrow
Today it's
Ms
Green
The
Russia hoax conspiracy theory
The
Russian hoax conspiracy theory
Zero collusion conspiracy theory
Everyone has said they wish they didn't say
Everyone has done things they wish they didn't do
Everyone has said things they wish they didn't say
Everyone has done things they wish they didn't do
You engage in wrong think
You engage in wrong speech
You're going in the
Thunderdome
The digital
Thunderdome
Wrong
Think wrong
Speak
You're going in the
Thunderdome
The digital
Thunderdome
You engage in wrong think
You engage in wrong speak
You're going in the
Thunderdome
The digital
Thunderdome
Wrong
Think wrong
Speak
You're going in the
Thunderdome
The digital
Thunderdome
You're going in the
Thunderdome
The digital
Thunderdome"
There's a big storm coming Covering,"the world in snow and there's no way
you can hide There's
nowhere to go There's
a big storm coming It's
gonna make you upset if you don't take
shelter now You'll
get wet You'll
get we There's
a big storm coming down these country lane
I'm not looking forward to the wind I'm
not looking forward to the rain or the
snow Or
the snow and the rain together There's
a big storm coming They're
calling it gale clouds as big as tidal
waves as big as wind There's
a big storm coming That's
what the weather sit is But
I'm just gonna sit right here twiddle my
haunted candles Okay
Okay I'm
gonna sit right here and twiddle my th
Once I was a master of the snow
School got canceled and I would I would
go outside and go go go I go
There's a big storm coming Maybe
we'll get to slip My
kids don't got snow boots that fit them
yet There's
a big storm coming What
are you gonna All
the trees are gonna fall down They're
gonna fall on you There's
a big storm coming Gonna
bring lots of snow There
is no escape for you There
is nowhere you can go"
There's nothing left in me,"I've given all I can
I'm out of whack and balance
broken worn down man
Can you lift me up now
Give me back my voice
Or will I fade to black now
Like all the other boys"
Maker is about to market dump,"600 million dollars worth
Of eth unless someone
Can phone up this 7 siblings guy
And tell him to top up his vaults
In the next 30 minutes
Would be 65 million worth
Sold every 30 min
We’re going down
Looks like he did not react
600 million in selling
And will happen over
The next hours
Exactly how long depends
On what happens to the eth price
Time to scoop that dip
Time to scoop that dip
We’re going down
7 siblings wok up
And rescued some
And only 330 of selling
Remaining as of right now
7 siblings saved all vaults
Expect the first that got liquidated
Looks like 65 million eth
Will be sold for now"
Saw a one legged pigeon down by the pier,"We looked at each other, like how did we get here
She hopped all around and i gave her some bread
We sat together and watched the sunset
One legged pigeon and me
I said hey flying around you must see a lot
Do you got hope for the future or maybe not?
She said hope or despair it’s all just the same
Just sitting here now, that much is plain
two legged human and me
She said I watch the tides go in and out
I scrounge for food and I like to fly all around
My friends and I know all the good spots
We steer clear of children and dogs and cops
You learn quick how it can be
There’s a soft rolling fog covering the bay
The trolleys are taking the tourists away
Last boat to Alcatraz, and I’m walking back
To the fancy hotel that I’m staying at
So long little pigeon for now"
They've been handing out student loans,"Like there's no tomorrow
And because we've read this script before
We know tomorrow might not come
Delinquency is on the rise
Balances are sky high
The tulip market's about to crash
Everybody run
Down down"
"Come on, Nicole","You can do it You
can do it You
can do it Come
on, Nicole
You can do it When
you pass your driving test Your
new car won’t smell like smoke When
it’s windy in LA
You won’t have to go outside and be
in danger of the ??? front You
can do it You
can do it Come
on, Nicole
You can do it You
can do it You
can do it Come
on, Nicole
You can do it I believe in you
Oh, I believe in you Oh,
oh, oh, oh, oh I believe in, I
believe in You,
you, you You
can do it, Nicole
x4"
Crawling up the noontime hill,"All the pies on the window sill
Reach the top and tumble down
I yelled out but no one’s around
I can be whatever you need
I’m flexible so get some sleep
Broken lights and stormy seas
I can be what you need to be
Trash the seagull kingdom come
Say good night to the setting sun
If you bend you won’t break
Feel rested when you wake
I can be whatever you need
I’m flexible so get some sleep
Broken lights and stormy seas
I can be what you need to be
Hold a candle to the bricks
Bring some darkness to the mix
Nothing breaks and nothing fails
Cut the engine trim the sails"
Gravity Forms are the best forms,"On Wordpress everybody knows that
If you want to display the data, tho
There is no way to show that
So I’d like you to meet my pal Floaty
Way up in outer space
It likes to view form results
That’s how he spends his days
With Gravity View
It’s so easy to
Display form results
Gravity View
Makes it easy to
Display form results
Design using drag and drop
And it has great entry search
People can edit
and delete their own entries (if you allow them to)'
Perfect for business listings
Perfect for job boards
Staff profiles, business data and so much more
Floaty is an astronaut
But we don’t know if it’s human
It’s favorite day is Tuesday
He lives on the space station
Using Gravity View
It’s so easy to
Display form results
Gravity View
Makes it easy to
Display form results"
my nose is stuffed up,"my head is full of mucus
i did everything i could think of
as tried to escape this sickness
but now it's got me
wrapped up in it's clutches
so the next few days
will be songs about this sickness"
Chicka chicka boom boom I'm,"feeling funky and low I am an ape
goes gaga Oo
oo ah ah o I am chunky junky
down I am self obsessed Going
around and around and around That's
right that's I am just snow in the
pocket of a giant who had other plans
I am a cup of coffee drank too
fast I am not getting dressed for the
last Here
we go Here
we go Now
Don't mistake my ingenuity With
something else that you could be Don't
mistake my face for one that you said
before Cause
then I won't even know In
my heart It's
the floor going like heart hit the floor
like"
I was walking in the garden,"Talking with the snake
Eating pomegranate
You said I hope it tasted good
I hope that it was worth it
I said I think it was
One sad monkey looking at the stars
Feeling really small
Two sad monkeys staring at the wall
Now they are depressed
Four sad monkeys want to go to war
They want to feel something
Eight sad monkeys can’t take it anymore
They want to go back home
I was walking in the garden
Talking with the big one  0
Covering my privates
He split my heart right open
Poured it into the desert
And told me I was OK"
You know the past is everything,"She said in a dream
Can you ever forgive yourself
You are a clever machine
I try not to eat too fast
But food for me means fear
I’m very rarely hungry
Just scared it’ll disappear
I was pulling a wire
That came out of my teeth
I didn’t want to pull too hard
What was underneath?
I was floating above the city
Awkward and overexposed
She welcomed me into the group
She didn’t judge me or my clothes
We’re made of DNA trauma
As sure as carbon and water
Nothing ever is lost
Just carried on and on and on
She was a Russian sniper
400 Nazis felled
I might need a reminder
You can’t unring that bell"
and was left wanting more,"cause it was so good, so good, so good
so i put in half life 2
but then i remembered
that i hadn't played half life 1 before
couldn't play it on my mac
and that made me sad
so i called around to gamestops
there's like 4 within biking distance
one of them happened to have it
valve, oh valve!
i love how you work on games till they are perfect
valve oh valve
every single game i play i love it
but on the other hand
where is half life 3
or half life episode 3 whatever
valve oh valve
i swear i swear i'm not ungrateful
i'm not ungrateful
i just love your games
and i wanna play some more
i know you'll make some more
and you'll take your time with it
but patience is not my best attribute
i am loyal and creative
but patience doesn't not go on my resume
i will replay all your games
because i don't like most games that come out today
the last game that i really liked
aside from portal 2 was limbo
so valve, oh valve
please don't take too much longer on it
cause we want it, you know we want it
our days are spent obsessing our nights are haunted"
What are you asking for What,"do you want When
you shut the door you turn off your
phone what are you asking What
do you want When
you shut the door and your phone in
the morning you wake up you feel grateful
you feel love Everything's
so green made of chlorophyll I'm
so sad it's obscene I don't know what's
in my skull Everything's
so green made of chlorophyll I'm
so sad it's obscene I don't know what's
in my skull Want
to be rich and famous I don't want
to feel bad about myself I just don't
know how to get it I don't know
what else I do I don't know what
else I can do Wanna
write better melodies Maybe
I should make a podcast maybe I should
start a garden maybe I should start a
garden There
is a song I really like and has
that as the climax I wish I had
written I wish that I had written that"
The truth of sorrow the waves of luck,"might hit you like a truck Like
a truck but the ducks out in the
pond they don't give a fuck they don't
give one Clack
clack clack quack quack quack Everybody's
looking for the answer maybe they should just
ignore the truth Nobody
is a better dad Cancer
then Pluto
and Saturn
and Jupiter
Everybody thinks that they're living in the endiest
of times but nobody is very forgiving when
it turns out it's nothing but nothing Just
like it always was Just
like I always was to always run"
"I tried so hard, had it in my grasp","But I lost it, I lost it
I felt greed in my heart
And it cost me, it cost me
Money does funny things
To these monkey brains
Inside our skulls
I wish I could say I was immune
But I’m in tune
It’s what culture does
You can’t escape it
No, you’re just an ape it’s
The way things are
We live in capitalism
It’s power seems in escapable
So did the divine right of kings
Any human power can be resisted
If you don’t work, you don’t eat
That’s crazy, it’s crazy
Your whole life living for money
It can’t be, it can’t be
It feels like we’re near the end
The wheels turns again
Reshuffled
5000 years of history
Now this could be
The part where
We get it right
If we don’t all die
 R"
Iv’e been up since 1am,"Since 11 she’s been laborin’
She’s a shaman priestess
I’m gonna be a father today
Contraction come and contraction go
Through the moans and groans up and down she rolls
She’s in another dimension
I’m gonna be a father today
I’m gonna be a father
That’s happening today
Though in these last few hours
I still don’t feel ready
In any which way
I’m hoping for mystic parent powers
i’m writing lyrics as fast as I can
another wave comes and she’s holding my hand
We’re in this together
I’m gonna be a father today
Now it’s time to go to the hospital
I can feel my brain buzzing beneath my skull
I gotta call an Uber
I’m gonna be a father today"
Chris met Maxine in secondary school,"But it wasn’t until sixth form
When they took a trip to Poland and Germany
They watched a film about the second world war
Chris offered Maxine his seat
And they got to know each other on the trip
It took some time but eventually
They started their relationship
Chris and Maxine
Riding his trusty Gord
Fighting the forces of evil
With his mighty sword
And they’re getting married
They met when they were teens
Now their love grows bigger each day
Chris and Maxine
Chris has a love of video games
From Mario to Stiens Gate
Professor Layton to Zelda and
Pokemon to Zero Escape
He hates rudeness and selfishness
And eating mushrooms
He really hats all injustice
And he’s terrified of wasps too
Chris and Maxine
Riding his trusty Gord
Fighting the forces of evil
With his mighty sword
And they’re getting married
They met when they were teens
Now their love grows bigger each day
Chris and Maxine"
Everything,"I wanted to say has just gone out the window
The imperial light of day has given way to shadow
Things that you don't know you make
But
I won't give you you take you say
I've got to make my own
But
I won't make that mistake
Thought we could be friends
But
I couldn't stand what you did
Thought maybe we'd make amends
But time turned you to hatred
Now you look at me you say
I'm fake
Break my defenses an earthquake
My only option now is not to play
But
I won't make that mistake
If
I could live on the moon
Maybe
I would remember
Anything
I've been through doesn't really matter
Sink to the bottom of the lake
From spring until autumn
I'll wait
The price of closeness that
I'll have to pay
But
I won't make that mistake"
I've walked him ,"for 40 minutes 
and he won't go to sleep, 
so now I'm done."
Hear the babies cry,"And you laugh
And your soul is
Ripped and half
How did you become
So broken
What would it take
For your heart to open
Or are you so far gone
That you’ve traveled beyond
Any kind of redemption
You’ll never learn the lesson
Of empathy"
Speed tracer,"Tracing for speed
Your finger and your mouse
Are all that you will need
Trace the track
Go real fast
Don’t touch the side
Or you’re gonna crash
You recall how to have fun
Like the old flash games you played when you were young
Only now we’re doing it right on chain
Earn some eth speed tracer game"
What gamers did you talk to?,"What's this about data you say?
Do you have data
That says a lotta games aren't sexist
Are you gonna show us that data today?
Those are two different ideas
And the title of your video is
Are Video Games Sexist?
And I don't think you answer this
You cite two studies
But they're both about how many women play games
That doesn't address sexism at all
So find some other studies to back up your claims
Misogyny and violence
Two different issues
You conflate them
Let's hear your argument
Again you're talking about violence
I thought we were talking sexism
ad HOMINEM
which points?
Please point them out
You wanna talk cherry picking
Just because there are a few
AAA games with female protagonists
That aren't just about their boobs
Doesn't negate the fact that most AAA games
Are full of sexist tropes
That's what these hipster culture critics say
Less sexism is the hope
Wellllll
What you're saying is that games are sexist
And boys will be boys
That's a lame argument, if you don't mind my saying
All we want is more choice
Nobody said they make you sexist
Racism, homophobia and sexism are three different things"
Every single time I think I figured out,"didn't figure it out at all it's more
like a roller coaster Big
peak and then you fall All
I can do is throw my hands up
Scream with the top of my heart I
can either live in the dark or live
out in the sun but every single time
I think I figured it out I am
left surprised Whatever
worked yesterday no longer applied Ideas
come and go in the space around remains
Bits and bytes and items spin Then
suddenly everything's changed Every
single time Thing
figured out didn't figure it oh it's more
like a roller coaster Big
peak and then you fall All
I can do is throw hands up Scream
at the top of my lung I can
either live down in the dark or live
out in the sun Every
single time I think I figured it out
Polarity ensues I look like I am dancing
around Left
dancing shoes I put my nose to the
grindstone I keep my mind engaged Bits
and bites and atoms spitting and suddenly everything's
changed Every
single time I think I figured out I
didn't figure it out at all it's more
like a rollercoaster Big
peak and then you fall All
I can do is throw my hands up
and scream at the top up my lungs
I can either live down in the dark
or live out in the sun oh yeah"
Vulnerable entitlement,"Diversity evidence based
Transgender fetus
Ohhh science base d
Vulnerable
Transgender
Diversity
Evidence Based
Entitlement
FETUS
SCIENCE
Science Based
If you work at the CDC
Please, please, please don’t leave
We need you now more than ever
This nightmare can’t last forever
Just sing the song
You can sing along
“vulnerable,” “entitlement,” “diversity,” “transgender,” “fetus,” “evidence-based,” “science-based.”"
I’m going out again,"From the garden of eden
I’m calling all my debts
I’m getting while the good gets
And nobody will stop me this time
Not god or luck or rain or sunshine
I’m stomping all the grass
I’m hanging from the overpass
I’m stooping to your speed
I’m taking what I need
And nobody can take what I have
Nobody walks the narrow path
I’m hold on the bomb
Radio flyer mom
Torch the evidence
Artist in residence
And nobody will stop me this time
Not god or luck or rain or sunshine
TV on the fritz
It’s as good as it gets
Give me time to futz
Gimme a word that cuts
And nobody can take what I have
Nobody walks the narrow path"
Stormy Daniels,"Didn’t like Star Wars
The Last Jedi
Some MRAs
Edited the film
To take out the women
Sleeping with another woman
When your wife has a 4 month old at home
Is not what Luke would have done
I think it’s against the jedi code
In the last Jedi
Luke burns down
Religious dogma
You’d think Stormy Daniels
Would appreciate
But then again she’s friends with Trump
So maybe she thought the whole thing was too PC
SJW crap
Maybe she’s down with the MRAs
Stormy Daniels
Stormy Stormy Daniels
Why didn’t you like The Last Jedi
Stormy Daniels
Tweeted fuck you
Rian Johnson
She said
The Last Jedi was
The worst movie ever
We’re all entitled to opinions
And there’s no accounting for taste
But I just can’t stop thinking
About the MRAs
Stormy Daniels
Considered running
For Senator in 2010
Donald Trump
Was gonna donate
To her campaign
She decided not to run
Saying the media wouldn’t take her seriously
I guess she’s probably pretty happy
With this new round of publicity"
Text Message,"You have a Text
Message"
Hey you can you help me? Are,"you gonna even offer? Do
you have something that I need Can
I get it from you Will
you give it to me freely or do
i have to coax you will you give
it to me right way or will you
make me wait gatekeepersa and holders of the
keys they bring us to our knees when
they have the things we need Will
I talk to you if you don't have
nothing i want Will
you talk to me if I have nothing
to give you Will
we form a friendship based on mutual respect
If one of us has many and the
other of us has few I am famous
on the internet To
about 1000 people They
watch me play and sing They
watch me play and sing I give them
my heart each day And
in return they love me back And
they would give me anything Would
you give me anything? Hey
Mr. space man can I use your space
to do my thing I know that you
don't know me but somewhere I am well
known Everywhere
you go now there you are until you
move on And
then the place you go is the new
place that you are"
When you’re in a new place,"And you’re facing green and growing
You can see the smile there
On the face of the man that’s mowing
You need green in your life
You need trees and water
You need shrubs and dirt and worms
As you up down teeter totter
When you’re lifted up and out
You squeeze all the air
Your lungs fill up and then expel
Every old thing that was there
You need green in your life
You need lakes and mountains
You need rocks and stars and leaves
And animals all shouting
When you’re in a new place
And your tracing lines that wander
Back is broken but on the mend
Each day you’re getting stronger"
you were like cyclops with his laser eyes,"before he got his visor to control it
and you hurt yourself and those around
you with the power of your intuition
crashing down and tumbling through space and time
hits you all at once and you can't prepare
in your body messages that tell
you all you need to know
Feel it
Feel it
you were like luke skywalker before he learned
how to control the force and harness it
your light saber it cut through your heart
straight down to the tender part of you
turning off and numbing out the truth of it
acting out the path that you had laid for you
crossing lines you knew you shouldn't cross
but what the hell it's only life
Feel it
Feel it"
Sometimes they’re stinky,"Sometimes they’re cute
Sometimes they stick out
Sometimes they’re flat
Sir Mix a lot
Liked really big ones
I kinda like all of em
How about that
Butts
Poop comes out
Things can go in
Possums scream
At their own
You got two cheeks
And you got a hole
They say it’s a window
To your soul
They look good in jeans
They look good in shorts
I like them
In their birthday suits
If you put one
Up to your ear
That’s the ocean
That you will hear
worm in the ocean
Has 100
Sodomy’s illegal
In many states
Some turtles
Can breathe through theirs
It’s the most powerful muscle
On the human body"
Collecting Kneecaps,"as trophies Terror
diagnosis Blockade
to choke these Animals
It’s your fault, you force us Nameless,
amorphous In
schools and in churches Hospitals
Shields, Human
Shields Clever
dumb bombing From
our higher calling Remember
Amalek We
do We
laugh celebrate it Desecrate
your grave it’s death dedicated To
you You
had a name And
a sense of humor You
had a favorite color All
of this was real Til
the bomb came Burned
you to pieces And
the people who dropped it Said,
“what poor human shield” Condos
on the seaside Protected
by apartheid It’s
the quiet part right Out
loud Drop
these refugees In
other Arab
countries Entire
families Wiped
out Sir,
there’s a active shooter, he’s using the entire
mall cafeteria full of children as human shields,
what should we do? Bomb
them all! What?
You heard me, bomb them all!!"
WE create this system,"And we can’t control it
It provides for us
But it takes it’s toll it’s
Not made of real stuff
Just promises and lies
And it’s about to kill us
It doesn’t care if we die
We didn’t pay attention
Didn’t pay attention
Now we gotta pay attention
And he is the result
He is the result
Now we gotta fight
They won’t impeach him
Because they can’t reach him
To enact all their evil
Plans they need his people
They have no center
Except make life better
For rich white men
At all of our expense"
Open up the window,"It’s hotter than a disco
There’s nobody that you know
That knows more than you do
You can take that with you
Everywhere that you go
Keep it in your pocket
Be sure not to lose it, oh
I am so distracted
The black hole here is massive
My eggs are in the basket
I’m not diversified
There are no quick fixes
We can build a castle
Nothing lasts forever
But we don’t need it to
I’m tired of this layout
And I’m looking for a way out
My furniture is played out
It’s time to rearrange
When I hug my children
All that bad thoughts stay out
Time is so amazing
And that’s all I have to say"
I’m still sick – yuck,"My head’s so ick – fuck
I really don’t swear
But I don’t care
‘Cause I’m si-iiiiiiiiiiiiick
Shit"
Emojis can be confusing,"Like which one should you be using
If you are worried or pouting
Astonished or tired
Dizzy or disappointed
Emojipedia tells you
So you can say farewell to
Not knowing what an emoji means
With emojipedia
You can find immediate
Help in any emojimergency
Emojipedia is launching
new feature sure to get you thinking
If you are a business
Looking for new advertising
Adopt an emoji
It’s the hot new thing
You own a hotel chain
You can adopt this
You got a pizza joint
You totally got this
You own a bicycle shop
Adopt an emoji
If you run a saloon
You won’t be sorry"
If no one buys the flowers,"They get incinerated
Those flowers are your life
And each moment you create it
You’re surrounded by beautiful mountains
But the wifi’s really slow
So is this really happening?
You can’t tweet it so I don’t know
Who is most important
Make room for the love
The world is small and fragile
Remember to look up
I’m Dave Klein
It’s Yosemite time
I’m Dave Klein
And you’re not
Brent Simmons
He’s eaten more pigeons
Than anyone here
All the pigeons live in fear
Marcus the squirrel
Wanted to be like Ken Griffey
But he couldn’t throw the ball
No not at all
Bloody guitar, Bloody guitar
Rock and roll, Bloody guitar
Errant hang nail, bloody guitar
Drunk Brent Simmons Bloody guitar
Catnip for the Brent Simmons it’s a bloody guitars
Who is most important
Make room for the love
The world is small and fragile
When seen from high above
Keep your family close
Don’t split your attention
Each moment is a flower
Going up for auction
I’m Dave Klein
Now it’s Yosemite time
I’m Dave Klein
And you’re not"
Nfts on billboard Nfts,"on trees Everywhere
you look these rays there Nft
Nfts on the sidewalk Nfts
in the night Why
why why why why Why
I still don't know but I just going
about my business home Nfts
in real time Nfts
async Nfts
in the back places Nfts
in the bank Nfts
in the cars Nfts
in the buses You
want one day too many buses What
does it mean What
does it mean I don't know but I
just go about my business Oh
go about my business Oh
go about my business Oh
go about my business I remember when NFCs
weren't anywhere in sight we could see them
in the daytime and come see them in
the night now when you turn on your
computer screen when you look up at the
billboard nfts are all you see NFTs
what does it mean Nfts
Oh I don't know I just go about
my business Oh
go about my business Oh
go about my business Oh
go about my business Oh
oh oh I just go about business Go
about about about my business Go
about my business"
you are part of this world,"whether you like it or not
You don’t have to stay
If you don’t want
But if you don’t stay
You don’t get to see
What happens tomorrow
Don’t let all the monsters
That live in your mind
Lead the parade
That’ll leave you behind
If you’re left behind
You won’t be around
For what happens tomorrow
I feel dark and shut down
Distracted and hurt
Sometimes I am low
As low as the dirt
But then I get up
And look at the sun
What happens tomorrow
Yes terday was tomorrow
And right now was that too
Let it into your heart
Let it surround you
If you think you can’t do it
Just think to yourself
What happens tomorrow"
there's never enough I know I'm,"living job to job to job it's kind
of a pain each 1st of the month
i feel the strain but wherever you are
whatever you're doing whatever insane dream you're pursuing
a couple of bucks to your onetime home
that warm cocoon the stepping stone did you
get naked at midnight breakfast did you dress
up as the opposite sexes did you fall
in love with a beautiful girl did you
have deep conversations at the end of the
world i know it seems lame to ask
for money when you barely have enough to
keep it all running one day we'll all
be rich with any luck but 5 or
10 bucks it isn't that much did you
see all the awesome bands at sunfest did
you spend 36 hours on a project with
no rest did you get laid and lots
of bruises at rollerama did you do the
walk of shame with yesterdays clothes as your
pajamas"
Squishy meat creatures 8469 debug nor not debug,"sex 3 times time traveler debugger mangled swift
names lunch dinner bacon existential container technical deck
pastel legacy code chisel memory layout RNC
RN cryptor witness table and advance begin dinner
cocoa in DC
double dongle dance Russ
Navis type safety Put
on your double dongle dancing pants Put
on your double dongle dancing pants Kind
of messed this up here but we'll go
through it You
are UI
timing current provider data flow 3am pre order
fire alarm butterballs optional maybe or not at
all Turning
coffee into code ray tracing on metal Give
me two more lines Anything
just shout something out Donald
Trump Oh
I got it Donald
Trump and baskets of deplorable Go
go in DC
double dongle Russ
novice type safety Put
on your double dumbo dancing pants Oh
yeah Oh
yeah Put
on your double dumbo dancing pants Put
them up Put
them up Put
on your double dumble dancer pants Put
them on Put
them on Put
them on your double dungle dance pants at
Cococon DC
that's great I forgot to ask That'll
be online"
Everybody assumes,"That when I come out to play
That I’m happy because
I look this way
Brightest thing
In our solar system
But look again
There’s something you’re missing
Every grey cloud is not depressed
There’s not romance in every sunset
Fog ain’t just confused
And sometimes the sun sings the blues
This fire that burns
for billions of years
Don’t think I don’t cry
Angry tears
Don’t think I’m not scared
Of what will come
When I run out of
Hydrogen"
Here comes another pyramid scheme,"Into which we place our hopes and dreams
Upon which a thousand flowers will bloom
Until there’s no one left in the room
Thanksgiving
Land of the living
At the arcade
Gathering stones
Programmer
All you’ve got is a hammer
Gamble gamble
Is the turkey’s poem
There goes another pyramid scheme
The number 4 down goes CZ
Somewhere a bitcoin halves
In the distance, Satoshi laughs
Here comes another pyramid scheme
More fodder for the SEC
Hard to take us seriously
Not here to get rich, I’m here to get free"
What is the way,"Is this the way
Which way to the way
This is the way
They say
But I’m not sure
What that means
Exactly
Stand in the way
Get out of the way
Don’t want anybody
To see me this way
There’s too much
At stake
By the way
I’m rubbed the wrong way
I won’t go half way
This is the way
They say
But I’m not sure
We can escape
There’s a bounty
In the way
This child and me
In a heartfelt way
Are trying to make
It so we’re safe
I had the right of way
But I’ve lost my way
In this galaxy
This is the way
They say
But i’m not gonna
Sit around and wait
For the one way
To give way
To another way
This is the way
This is the way"
You can never really know,"What’s in someone else’s heart
I can’t read your mind,
And we’re all blind in the dark
But when I look in your eyes
And you look into mine
Can you know deep in my soul
We’re all born knowing how to be kind
It doesn’t take much
No, it doesn’t take much
All it takes is a little bit of kindness and love
And that’s enough
That;s always enough
All it takes is a little bit of kindness and love"
We know 100 days is arbitrary nice round,"number big and loud like thunder I spent
a hundred days in this deep malaise and
it won't be gone on 101 but I
gotta move on with my songs in the
sun Even
as the bombs are falling Just
wishing it please that his lungs start to
ease and he falls down his knees crawling
Begging for forgiveness and we won't give it
to him the damage is done Even
if he's done there's no heat and promises
he didn't keep we won't know the extra
mile for quite a while Won't
know the full extent of his ripple tear
in But
I've gotta move on with my songs in
the sun Even
as the bombs are falling Just
wishing it please that his lungs start to
wheeze and it falls down to his knees
crawling Begging
for one giving him but we won't give
it to him People
will be hurt to the last from the
first People
already hurting and I live in constant worry
he didn't do much but already enough and
the planet is toast hold each other close
But I gotta move on with my songs
in the sun Even
as the bombs are falling Just
wishing it please that his lungs start to
wheeze and he falls down to his knees
crawling Begging
back and forth on give him we won't
give it to him Back
and forth Forgiveness
we won't give it to him to him
no no no no no no no no
this ends 100 days"
Claimed on June 23 2017,"Sold 4 years later for 26eth
You changed hands 7 more times
Until you came to rest
Another comrade lost and gone
To ye old burn address
Goodbye, goodbye
CryptoPunk 685
With your mohawk and shades
You were looking so fly
Goodbye punk 685
They were trying to wrap you
Cuz they were going to borrow against you
Now another wallet you will never grace
With your tan skin and chill look on your face
I shake my head and say what waste
Goodbye, goodbye
CryptoPunk 685
Mohawk and shades
You were looking so fly
Goodbye punk 685"
Transaction execution to the beacon chain,"New penalty parameters, that’s the Bellatrix upgrade
Named after a star used to navigate
Fork choice parameter, that’s the Bellatrix upgrade
Gonna fall in love
We’ve waited long enough
Close enough to touch
Ready for the merge
Open up your eyes
Now it’s time to shine
Cuz she’s finalized
Ready for the merge"
Look what,"I got in my garage
It's another bucket of rain
My lady dropped in
Montau
That's what
I want
They said she was from
New
York
City
Butshe was from
Vermont
Chopped it
Montana
My lady my lady
My lady chopped
Going real fast
Look out for the sun
It's coming down from the past
That very old sun going to burn you right up
Then lady talking
My lady talking on top
My lady talked to my talking my sh
As seen on tv
Just look at what
I got in my garage
Don't you wanna be with me
Don't you wanna be with me
Chopping my toes sweet baby
My lady my lady
Oh coming in the garage
My lady
Chopping my tongue
My la ch"
"The moon is moving farther away Oh,","indeed, the universe expands indefinitely Oh,
and I'm
just a speck, just a speck, okay? Okay,
sitting out on the deck, sitting out on
the deck All
day, watching the stars roll away Roll
away, roll away I'm
just a speck in the dust I'm
bigger than a turtle that eaten the crust
Of the mantle and the earth Will
fall into disarray, disarray someday But
I hope I'm
not today, the end"
And I’m,"just gathering my thoughts This
story, this story will take some explaining I’m
digging in my pockets pulling out all the
rocks I was walking the tightrope in the
big top show I was giving the straight
dope to the crowd below That’s
when I saw her, all gold and lace
Her perfume was familiar and I knew her
face And
I fell down, but I meant her to
catch me I fell into the ground, I
was falling and falling The
hands wrapped around, I went into her bones
I could not make a sound, but the
Earth, she groaned Turn
off the wind, turn off the windshield wipers
While I remember how it went Things
went from, they went from slow to hyper
And I learned there’s no such thing as
accident When
I finally hit the bottom, it was dark
and warm Where
it smelled like autumn just before a storm
Then the lights came on, she was standing
there Then
she took my hand, then she said this
prayer And
I fell down, but I meant her to
catch me I fell into the ground, I
was falling and falling The
hands wrapped around, I went into her bones
I could not make a sound, but the
Earth, she groaned I was always on your
side, I moved mountains and turned the tide
I helped your cells subdivide I turned in
the sky for you, I turned a blind
eye for you I broke myself open wide
Open the door, open the door cus I
want to get out I’m
pulling the plug on this interview When
I agreed, when I agreed when we set
out Well,
I didn’t think we’d be in this car
just two You
remind me so, In
the way you move In
your second hand clothes, of the girl I
knew I look in your eyes, and I’ve
already died Open
up the door and let me outside"
Ain't no milk like mamas milk,"Tastes like kombucha
Goes down like silk
I'm rolling in the waves of the big deep world
Ain't no sound the morning chirp
Lay me out so I can burp
I'm rolling in the waves of the big deep world
And OOO I am a creature
And OOO I really need you
Ain't no smell like summer rain
Salamander comes out again
I'm rolling in the waves of the big deep world
And no feel like mamas skin
Daddy's hairy that's weird for him
I'm rolling in the waves of the big deep world
And OOO I am a creature
And OOO I really need you
Ain't no face like mamas face
Gonna look at her for the rest of my days
I'm rolling in the waves of the big deep world"
You are standing on a boat,"Out on the dark and stormy seas
Everything is shifting beneath your feet
FDA regulations are the waves that rock your boat
An industry in flux
Brand new technologies
But listen to me trainers
I know you'll pull through
With your ice breakers
You'll get those students to
Learn what you've got to teach them
And we're here to help
SPBT, SPBT
Learn new and innovate ways to teach
Network, network so many people to meet
This week in New Orleans
Gonna find out what it all means
Gonna have a lotta fun this week
Throw away your smile sheets
Daniel Kraft is gonna tell you about the future
Social media that moves so fast
And lots and lots of iPads
Micheal Gelb will show you how to think like da vinci
Mike Abrashoff will teach empowerment
And did i mention there'll be iPad training
None of that old sage on stage boring stuff
It's a brand new world and we're here to help
It's a brand new world and we're here to help
You facilitate the workshops
That keep everyone entertained
You provide really great snacks
All participants ENGAGED
Using online learning platforms
Teach compliance and managed care
iPad iPad iPad iPad
Where do we go from here
I am interrupting this transmission
It''s time for a shameless plug
This song is brought you by
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Think big as a great big sea
Think BIG like a brontasaurs
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Now dance
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This is the end of our shameless plug
Now get out there and have some fun"
Gold log,"Don't nod
Kayak
stats
Pope pop
Puff up
Party trap
God damn mad dog
Panda had nap
No stetson
Pa's a sap
Drab bard
Dumb mud
Draw O coward
Sexes
Lonely Tylenol
Lepers repel
Ma has a ham
Niagara, O Roar again
Was it a bar or a bat I saw?
Was it a car or a cat I saw?
Was it Eliot's toilet I saw?
Rats live on no evil star
tattarrattat
tattarrattat
tattarrattat
tattarrattat
Rats live on no evil star
Was it Eliot's toilet I saw?
Was it a car or a cat I saw?
Was it a bar or a bat I saw?
Niagara, O Roar again
Ma has a ham
Lepers repel
Lonely Tylenol
Sexes
Draw O coward
Dumb mud
Drab bard
Pa's a sap
No stetson
Panda had nap
God damn mad dog
Party trap
Puff up
Pope pop
stats
Kayak
Don't nod
Gold log"
When the final tally is finally due and,"you learn the fate that belongs to you
Cup of coffee is way too hot Burn
your young tongue till it falls off Hope
it's worth the influence Worth
the girls who refuse to dance Worth
the sugar you spun and woe Then
you're not too young and you're not too
old to know Old
to know the cannonball Difference
between right and wrong Too
old to know too often right and wrong
I feel bad you're trying hard the hustling
grind is your calling card don't you know
it's impossible Float
yourself up on your boots stress pull Hope
is worth the influence that you found something
no one understands Worth
the doors that you kept closed You're
never too young and you're never too old
to know Cannonball
cannonball Difference
between right and wrong too often oh oh
Too of the no right and wrong too
old the no cannonball the difference Friends
doing right and wrong too often know old
o too out to know right and wrong
Old to know Cannonball
difference right and wrong Too
old to know Too
old to know Too
old to know Too
old to know Too
old to know Too
old to know Too
old to know"
Get the magic of your glory days,"Put em with the moon all ablaze
You’ll find yourself in places
You’ve never been before
You’ll know how to get back home
By the light of the stars
Hold the candle in your palm
Watch the flame burning calm
Stuck between the light and dark
You’re too bright for your heart
The creeping midnight comes
By the light of the stars
Once a herald angel sang
When the earth was crash boom bang
We can never go back there
It’s just not who we are
But we see the reflection
By the light of the stars"
It’s never too late,"To fix things up
If somethings not working
When you’ve had enough
Grab that duct tape
Get some glue
Rearrange the furniture
Do what you gotta do
To fix things up
My brain is broken
My eczema’s bad
My uke won’t tune
I can’t take a bath
My shoulder hurts
So does my foot
I wanna sit down
But I can’t stay put
Got new pants
Ripped the seam
Fire alarms
When it’s just steam
The kids won’t stay
In their beds
They scream and cry
Until I’m dead
Had some gigs
Travel around
Till COVID
Shut everything down
My wife says
I complain too much
But it’s never too late
To fix things up"
If you can't trust me as far as,"you can throw me say that's pretty boring
what else can you show me And
I'm here now and I don't know how
to be anything else other than what I
am I said oh oh what else can
you show Oh
oh what else can you show me In
the night time there's no light line in
the bed where you are laying There
you got me too Come
and meet you halfway to helland now we're
back again I said oh oh what else
can you show me Oh
what else can you show me Must
you be someone I trust too Always
be right there always beside me and I
put you in my place Stitch
some other body with some other face Is
that right No
but does that matter If
you open the wind go say oh oh
what else can you show me Oh
what else can you show me Oh
what else can you show What
else oh what else can you show me"
Somewhere down the road,"I’m gonna feel ten times lighter
I’ve got to follow
Go where the colors are brighter
Oh, I’ve got to go
Ain’t no piece of mind
In this time and place
There’s things that time
Just won’t erase
Oh, I’ve got to go
Oh, I’ve got to go
Before I’m stuck below
The motor of this motor boat
That’s floating out among the ghosts
Out across the street
I can see through windows lit bright
Folks are on their feet
Staring out into the black night
Oh, I’ve got to go
I’ll get out on the road
I’ve got everything, I don’t need much
I’ve got to follow
I’m finally ready to pop the clutch
Oh, I’ve got to go"
I run and run but never catch up,"I will never ever be fast enough
LIke two molecules that never touch
I'll even forget why I run
I run and run but the pavement's hard
I run around the back yard
Running in the street between the cars
I run so I don't let down my guard
What am I running from?
I run and run my shoes give way
My bare feet a blood bouquet
My knees a broken and my lungs displaces
But I don't put on the breaks
I run and run the horizon shifts
I run through the buts and the maybes and ifs
I run with a question on my lips
But I'm not sure what the question is
What am I running from?"
Her passport says Irish,"But she was born in Trinidad
Lived in Ceylon
before growing up in Manila
Her name's from the0 sunrise On
the way to the hospital Dawn
Fiona, Dawn
Dawn Fiona
Two sisters Trish
and Faye
And one younger brother, Sean
They all have arguments about who is the
most normal Dawn
and Faye
used to ride their bikes behind big ol
Trucks spraying DDT
pesticides She's
a special kind of crazy She's
a special kind of crazy She's
Sprazy She's
a special kind of crazy She's
a special kind of crazy She's
Sprazy She
had pony named Mocha
who she would ride bareback python named Monty
who she had to feed mice There
was monkey named KeeKee
which bit the beagle boogie on the balls
They had 17 cats, 17 cats Dawn
loves lists, she's organized and disciplined She
doesn't suffer fools and has no poker face
She's surgically attached to her iPhone it's in
her hand Facebook
and words with friends and instragram Dawn
loves to drink and has epic 6 pack
abs When
she's drinking she'll show her abs off to
strangers Dawn's
smart and funny but can't process sarcasm You
can tell her almost anything and she'll believe
you Robert
met Dawn
on St
Paddy's in '98 When
she came to visit Faye
in the Computer
Science lab He
thought Dawn
was glaring at him the whole rest of
the day Turns
out she liked him, turns out she liked
him"
Sweet summer evening,"Don’t let me get caught up in all my feeling
I just wanna fold into your arms
Dusk falls like a hammer
Baby’s got on his pajamas
I just wanna fold into your arms
Stars come out in the country
We laugh even if there’s nothing funny
I just wanna fold into your arms
Listen for that sleepy bird a singing
It’s all good news that she’s bringing
I just wanna fold into your arms
Let my uke cut the quiet
All the sky is on fire
I just wanna fold into your armsp"
It's one of those days it's one of,"those days I'm
doing a short song One
of those days the shortest song is not
long Just
gonna write things the first thing come to
my mind Whatever
it is oh one of those days Doing
a short song It'll
be short it won't be very long because
today's just one of those days oh yeah"
Owls and turtles,"Picking up apples
Having the time of their lives
People and rhinos
Picking up dinos
Having the time of their lives
Doing a thing now
Sitting on bed sheets
Having the time of our lives
Reading on Minecraft?
Playing the Roblox
Having the time of our lives
Having good time alive?
Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba
Having this time of our life
Swimming in swimming pools
Eating a pizza
Singing with papa
Time of our life
Going for thingies
Dinging on dinghies
Having the time of our"
I don't have enough time to climb all,"the mountains I wanna climb I am feeling
just a little burnt out and so is
everybody else So
is everybody else so is everybody else that
I talk to But
I don't enough time to do everything I
need to do I look at me and
I look at you and I think how
am I ever gonna get it through it
all I don't have what I got what
it takes I don't have room for mistakes
I don't have anything I got a lot
I don't have anything I forgot I forgot
I forgot what I was gonna say"
Ohhh Life is circular,"Is circular
Is round and round
We tried to make it square
The best attempt that I have found
That the more I square it up
Try to shape it to my expectations
The more it won’t cooperate
The more it tests my patience
Life is randomness
And we bring meaning to it
It’s a jumble of bits and atoms
That form around us
As we move through it
And the order that we bring
Just decays when we are gone
And so it’s cyclical
random circle in the great beyond
Oooooh oooh
And love is close to life
As patterns start emerging
In an interstellar battle
Of heavy forces converging
In the human brain
The great and the small
Are intertwined to form our thoughts
The old and the new
Will collide in the dark
From the universe into
The tiniest of dots
The tiniest of dots
Just one tiny point in space"
Who’s it gonna be gonna take the throne,"Little pipsqueak a complete unknown
The Duras sisters are on the move
With the daughter of Tasha Yar
Alternate universe and in the past
Became a Romulan to kick some ass
But life is short and life is hard
Please don’t disappoint Picard"
When you’re feeling low,"Like the world don’t love you
Panda dance, do the panda dance
When the kids at school
Are making fun of you
Panda dance, do the panda dance
When you’re locked in a cage
With people staring at you
Panda dance, do the panda dance
When they say you’re too skinny
Too tall, too fat, too
Panda dance, do the panda dance
Panda dance, let’s do the panda dance
Let’s do the panda dance
Let’s do the panda dance
When the call of the wild becomes to weighty
Panda dance, do the panda dance
When the bamboo you eat don’t satiate
Panda dance, do the panda dance
When you’re stuck in a cubicle
All day long
Panda dance, do the panda dance
Well inside yourself
You can hear this song
Panda dance, do the panda dance
Panda dance
Just do the panda dance
Panda dance
Just do the panda dance
Break it down
Oh
You know it’s true
Wanna do the panda
Dance with you
Strip down to your birthday suit
Wanna do the panda
Dance with you
Wanna do the panda
You can dance, you can dance
Wanna do the panda
You can dance, you can dance
Wanna do the panda
Dance"
Millions of women around the world,"Let’s keep up the momentum
Here on his very first day
He’s violated the constitution
He stripped the white house website
Of rights and climate change
It’s only gonna get worse
As we steer into the strange
He censored the National Forest Service
He made mortgages more expensive
Canadians couldn’t get into the country
We gotta keep up the momentum
People in the streets is powerful
We gotta take that power all the way
Into government halls we gotta heed the calls
We gotta be and see the change
Everywhere we go
People want to know
Who the fuck we are
We’re coming for you
You bastard
With all of our mother loving hearts"
When you're running out of gas and you,"turn around to take one last look at
what you've made look at all that you've
done you cannot say that it hasn't been
fun not at all we running out of
ways to sing and you've forgotten just about
everything you once knew a lifetime ago but
you don't want to show anybody the truth
nobody will believe you when you told who
you were back before all this nobody will
believe you when you tell them what you
did back before all this all running out
of gas on the road again in your
belly you feel so old again when you're
running out of steam back on the trail
without faith it always happens this way again
and I know who you thought I was
when you know me know I know who
you thought I was when you know me
when you're running out guess turn around to
take one last loving look at what you've
done in your week what's your left make
no mistake you pay"
I’m 32 today,"Got nothing to say about it
32’s a funny age
Now I’m just a 30 something
Which may as well be 30 nothing
The days go faster than I can keep track
The years just seem to roll off of my back
I’m 32, 32
Held together with glue
Spit and blood and aching bones
pretty solid worldview
I’m 32, 32
I never thought about this age
And now that I am here
I’ve got nothing to say
I’m 32 right now
I’m not freaking out about it
When I learned to count
I counted to a hundred and fifty
Thirty two just went right past me
I didn’t stop and contemplate
What it would be like to be that age
I’m 32 all right
My shoulders feel tight around it
The future’s looking bright
The past is a statue of marble
Like an ancient text been garbled
I’m leaning on this dripping sand
To take me through to the promised land"
Maybel and Jeremy,"They put their space helmets on
Many months of training are about to pay off
They are feeling excited
And proud to be representing all the Kitten race
Maybel and Jeremy are going to space
Fuel gauge!
CHECK!
Banana!
Double CHECK!
Laser pointer!
Ahhhh CHECK!
Kitties in space!
We're getting close to Mars
Send a message back to base
One small step for kittens
One giant leap for kittens in space!"
That's the abc WXY,"subway means 1 2 3 4 5 This
one looks like the that looks like the
and the five here to complete the c
Unless I'm
entirely wrong Unless
I'm entirely wrong because Unless
I'm entirely wrong Unless
I'm entirely wrong five to double top to
abc right there goes up to fifth This
is a really big four and the fourth
is still correcting I think in my opinion
and I don't recommend it to anybody unless
unless I'm
entirely wrong Unless
I'm entirely wrong Unless
I'm entirely wrong Unless
I'm entirely wrong Completes
the third comes down the fourth very fast
when I trade and I think super fast
So I believe that there's going to be
some sort of symmetric triangle that's going to
end up forming Unless
I'm entirely wrong Unless
I'm entirely wrong Unless
I'm entirely wrong Unless
I'm entirely wrong"
Whatcha got?,"Is it everything
Is it just something stupid
Is it not
What you hoped
You were brought here
By everything that you did
I can see
Infinity you and me’s
Streching out behind us
Like some conga ghosts
No matter what they do
They’ll become me and you
And you and me will become
Something else
Something else
Have a seat
And stay a while
Or go running out the door
What keeps you here
Or makes you leave
Well that is some mysterious force
In your mind
Synapses fire
And some chemicals
That you can’t live without
Spurt into your veins
And you’ll go or remain
Or maybe you’ll do
Something else"
no no no,"do you want to trade some bricks for some wheat?
no no no
do you have the longest road?
do you have the biggest army?
do you want to build a settlement
why haven't you rolled a three
i don't know
catan!
catan!
we shape the outcome of this land
with two die and our 8 hands
sheep and brick and wood and sand
not really sand"
Will it be 2012? What,"about Y2K?
What would’ve happened if we didn’t fix our
computers? I want to know Patterns
in text In
time In
rhyme Do
we see them because they’re there? Or
is it just the way we’re made? We’re
pattern machines We
are pattern machines I’m
sick of seeing patterns everywhere Patterns
make assumptions Make
me stop and stare I don’t want to
be a slave to a brain that’s too
aware Give
me back my humanity DNA
Chemistry Dow
Jones And
math Physics
Astrology Religion
and scientific method Let’s
leave it all behind Do
we see what we want? Will
we ever find any truth? How
can we know what’s really there? x2 If
we’re pattern machines We
are pattern machines I’m
sick of seeing patterns everywhere Patterns
make assumption Make
me stop and stare I don’t want to
be a slave to a brain that’s too
aware Give
me back my humanity Patterns"
I am not what I seem,"I am something else entirely
If you said my real name
You'd black out and have a dream
Where everything was spinning, spinning
Doors were closing closing
And your mind would slow way way down
At all the heat absorbing
I am words on a page
bright sad story of canary cage
If you let me out
I'd rip destroy and rampage
All the world is turning turning
The stars are dying dying
Nobody but god can stop it
But that doesn't stop anybody from trying
(whistle break)
On the cold clear road
The passengers carry heavy loads
As I fight for a seat
My back is bent my legs are bowed
The trees hang down they're reaching reaching
The air gets thick it's smoking smoking
Back of the bus I hear the sound
Of 1000 men slowly choking
And then you're back in your bed
The first light of morning red
You struggle to remember
Your mind knows it should forget
The door knob is twisting twisting
You push the window open
The ground it gives very gently
As your body lies there broken"
This train is taking us through,"All the green and all the blue
You’re with me and I’m with you
Let’s go for a ride
If we see what we want to see
We’ll set all the animals free
I’m with you and you’re with me
Let’s go for a ride
Time is funny and time is strange
Don’t put your tiger in a cage
Set him free on the world’s stage
Let’s go for a ride
The only thing I really need
Is a kiss from you and a jellybean
I’m with you and you’re with me
Let’s go for a ride"
Put some food into your mouth,"Now you put a bunch more
Now do that until you’re almost dead
Don’t ask me why
That’s what this holiday is for
Turkey filled with vegetables and bread
Stuff your gullet
Fill your stomach up with food
Eat way more than you ever, ever should
Don’t burp cuz that would be rude
And being rude is never ever good
Talk about school
Talk about work
Talk about traffic on the road
Don’t talk about politics
Cuz then you’re a jerk
And you know how your uncle likes to goad
Watch the TV
Check your phone
The football and parade is where it is
Then take a nap
Oh tryptophan
Even though tryptophan that’s a myth"
Sitting at a dining room table,"In warm wooden room like a cabin
Peacenode said I’m unable to
To get this old film camera open
They were gettin frustrated
Because there were points inside
Points inside the camera
But the camera wouldn’t open
P O I N T S
Some say no and some say yes
The value and meaning is nebulous
Points, points, points
Back at the dining room table
Finally Peacenode did it
They got to the center of the camera
But they were disappointed
The points were not what they seemed
Smaller and somehow less than
We sat there looking down at them
And that’s when I woke up"
Trader Joe’s,"should advertise on podcasts Don’t
you think? Doesn’t
that make sense? Everybody
knows that Trader
Joe’s doesn’t Do
any Do
any advertising Potential
Trader Joes
podcasts Also
probably listen to podcasts If
I were to guess I say there was
probably were at least Something
like 90% overlap"
Fire fire fire raining down from the sky,"youy can't even look me in the eye
it's so hopeless so I even try if
you're looking for me well then you got
the wrong guy Hope
in the ground is a seed in the
wind I never thought I'd
see your face again when it's the end
or when we begin Hope
in the ground is a seed in the
wind Tumbling
down the mountain so quick we got to
the top but then we were lit Drove
too close to the sun so thick where
the atmospheric Drip
drip drip Ah
ah ah Summer
nights winter nights autumn nights Too
black turns night and black turns bl You
keep it from yourself You
keep it from you until your brain is
black and blue Old
man sitting by the side of the road
Tell me stories I already know Think
I know where to go I think I
got nowhere to grow I made that song
up I'm
very tired I've
been up since 230 and I'm
on Prague
time so it's midnight"
this morning the sunrise was a little bit golder,"abandoned and oh left behind
the weather won'tmake up it's mind
yesterday i said somethings i didn't mean to
today my house fell down now i live in a lean to
i wanna build a yurt and sleep like a rock
instead i'm in the attic and i'm covered in socks
gimme a left right punch in the frontal lobe
gimme a red hot shot in the dark disrobe
gimme a na na na na na na song on the radio
gimme a it's all right and hey hey hey ee oo
yesterday i had a thought but now i have lost it
the coin sat still then i called as you tossed it
heads or tails doesn't matter to me
i'll smile for you and you'll know i'm happy
yesterday the moon was full today it's a sliver
i was receiver and now i am giver
empty trails in the forest hills once teeming with life
the moon in the daytime and the sun in the night
yesterday i had a tail and now i'm a human
i'm longing for the touch of my family grooming
vestigial touch on the neck or the head
a kiss on the cheek at night before bed
yesterday i called the cops while watching a movie
they asked why i called them and i just said groovy
they threw me in jail and i dreamed i was free
they let me out and it was paralyzing"
My bubby's dead and I don't know where she went,"My bubby's dead and I'll never see her again
She was 90 years old
It was time to go
She went peacefully, this much I know
My bubby's dead and I don't know where she went
I'm not sure where you go after you die
Down in the ground or way up in the sky
I'm 30 years old
I grow and grow
No one knows where you go
My bubby's dead and I don't know where she went
Where'd she go?
Where did she go?
Where'd she go?
Where did she go?
Death is change and change is the only constant thing
Everything's changing as I just sit here and sing
The world is old
And the universe goes
Some day it'll die, this much I know
My bubby's dead and I don't know where she went"
All right Jasmine,"was in a DDR
club It's
hard to drive stick shift in New
York Things
are young Self
would have wanted to know like how does
the Internet
work Failing
a class is a sunk cost Students
get antsy after 30 minutes Gotta
give them second chances Jasmine
wants them to win Delita's
robotics team was at the world championship It
looked like a diversity stock photo She
expected the same thing when she started working
in tech And
then she was horrified to learn that Oh
no You
think you're ready to hire Jem
says stop You
can't blame the pipeline Jem
says just stop What
do you mean by culture fit Jem
says stop Your
hypoallergenic dog also says stop Daniel
wants you to come and work for an
org They're
starting to adopt scrubbing agile Their
budgets are smaller Their
tech is old and obtuse But
doing something that's good for the world will
make you smile Doing
something that's good for the world will make
you smile Yaw
yaw yaw yow Don't
fall in the creek Hudson
Valley Tech
the Shook
and community Yap
yap yap yap Don't
fall in the creek Be
as open and present as you can be
Can be Think
of all the meetings and all the bureaucracy
Hundreds of years of standards groups made Scotty's
job easy The
cloud it giveth The
cloud taketh away and so we can have
a nice Internet
of things Kate
was living in spreadsheet hell Was
getting 130 ROI
So she built an app and eventually found
some investors But
she has a no assholes policy No
assholes no no assholes No
assholes allow Do
some push ups before you pitch And
no assholes allowed No
no Jen
draws erotic pixel art Jen
gets yelled at on the Internet
NBA stands for nothing but attorneys Jen's
worried about uncontrollable ephemerality Art
can be a space for empathy Is
something white people say when they fuck up
We're building shady software making shitty art In
conclusion In
conclusion In
conclusion In
conclusion Capitalism
Conclusion Capitalism
and yap yap yap yap Don't
fall in the creek Hudson
Valley Tech
the shogun community Yap
yap yap yap and don't fall in the
creek Being
as open and present as you can be
can be as you can be I'll
see you all in this very spot next
year I will also do a song for
today but that will be posted on the
channel tomorrow Yeah
Okay See
you guys"
fill up the humidifier,"take my temperature
make some tea for me
then lay down just laaaaaayyy down
i feel so useless
there's so much that i got to do
my head is full of mucus
i don't know if i'll make it through
this sick state
i hate it so much
this sick state
my sinuses are crushed
this sick state
that I've been in for days
this sick state
i need to get away"
Defendants ex parting motion for extension of time,"Gary Jamie
has to remark Eric
and Caroline
pursuant to Local
Rule 78 respectfully move the court for 21
day extension of time to file responsive pleadings
in this matter proposed order is attached here
too It
extends a deadline for us to respond to
a complaint from October
7th No
way 21 days to October
28th There
been no previous extensions of time granted to
the defendants Nor
have the plaintiff trying to command all prior
objections granted"
Approximately 10% of active galactic nuclei exhibit relativistic,"jets, which are powered by accretion of matter
onto super massive black holes, yeah. While
the measured widthprofiles of such jets on large
scales agree with theories of magnetic collimation, predicted
structure on accretion disk scales at the jet
launch point has not been detected. We
report radio interferometry observations at 1.3 mm wavelength
of the elliptical galaxy M87
that spatially resolve the base of the jet
in this source. The
derived size of 5.5 ± 0.4 Schwarzschild
radii is significantly smaller than the innermost edge
of a retrograde accretion disk, suggesting that the
M87 jet is powered by an accretion disk
in a prograde orbit around a spinning black
hole. Black
hole THAT's
right I said black hole Tantalizing
data that burns deep in my soul suggesting,
ooo Black
hole great big, big black hole You
can try and deny it but the science
won't stay quiet"
The president has been impeached,"For the third time in history
He abused his power for personal gain
He obstructed justice
Now there may be a trial in the senate
But he won’t be removed
Because when you’ve sold your soul
You have nothing left to lose
But the president has been impeached
Nobody is above the law
He’s broken the law many many times
This is a matter of public record
Trump called Ted Cruz’s wife ugly
And now Ted defends him so fiercely
There’s no bottom they’ve got no shame
Though I suppose that’s their greatest strength"
When you're little you're told stories,"Of trolls under bridges
They smell really bad
Eat children and pigeons
And their role as a troll
Is to make you pay a toll
And if you don't pay it
They might crush you and eat your soul
Did the troll build the bridge?
Naw, he's just a bully
He set up shop there
When he saw opportunity
The system was set up
So that he could use his brute
Force to make you do
What he wanted you to do
And that is why we say
Here in the modern day
That companies like Lodsys
Are trolls all the way
Patent trolls extort
Large companies and tiny
And when you call them trolls
They're offended and they're whiny
They don't build anything
They are lifeless soulless creatures
They glom on to creative folk
And suck away like leeches
They're a perfect symbol of our time
Their smell could not be ranker
They represent our current state
Along with investment bankers
So I say destroy
Destroy
If you're not making anything
Except paper work
If it's real people making things
That you hurt
If your office is a broom closet
Somewhere in the state of texas
We'll all line up in a row
To punch you in your solar plexus
Destroy"
You love your doggie Kasey,"Love your hamster Denny
Mom and Dad think you're crazy
You're both so funny and silly
Happy Christmas to you
Kevin and Kylie
You love your iPod touches
Pizza hot wings and Omelets
Having friends come sleep over
And partying to Jonathan Mann
Hey! Happy Christmas
Happy birthday Jesus
Happy Christmas Kevin and Kylie
from your pal, jonathan mann
Hope you get lots of presents
Your mom and dad they love you
Happy Christmas Kevin and Kylie
from your pal, jonathan mann
You're both getting home schooled
And like me you love animals
you love playing with your webkinz
And other stuffs too
Happy Christmas to you
Kevin and Kylie
Christmas with your family
Nothing seems more fun to me
Have a great time and dance around
To this your christmas song
Happy Christmas to you
Kevin and Kylie"
Today was an adventure,"We did two Star Wars things
And built a droid
And also Toy Story mania
It was kinda scary but more fun than scary
And Pippi went on a roller coaster
And Pippi really liked the roller coaster
We had a lot of fun
We had a lot of fun
We had a lot of fun"
Troy and Abed,"in the morning Oh
yeah Pierce
will say something racist or homophobic Britta
wants to change the world but she's too
selfish Shirley
just wants to be loved Troy
struggles to be a man Annie
obsesses over things And
Abed totally does and doesn't understand Jeff
Winger is a leader and an asshole narcissistic
brilliant con man with a heard of gold
study group that really doesn't dean that's horny
as hell mascot that belongs in a horror
film And
a Chang
that's so crazy he belongs in a cell
And these are a few of the reasons
why Dan
Harmon is a man that I Think
deserves a song So
that's why I'm
writing him one I lived in LA
for three long years But
I never went to channel 101 And
I regret it Yeah
I regret it so But
I watched the videos This
was pre youtube And
I remember laser farts Like
it was yesterday Like
it was yesterday Dan,
Dan, you're a brilliant man I want to
hug your brain C'mon,
c'mon, c'mon Harmon
Listen to what I'm
saying I love you And
all the writers too And
the cast and crew This
song’s because I love you Starburns
break down Starburns
Hop hop Starburns
Hop hoped Every
single episode leaves me feeling so joyful And
like I simply can't believe that anybody could
make something this good Abed’s
uncontrollable Christmas
(made me cry) fistful of paintballs (made me
wanna die) Intermediate
documentary film making Oh
man, Troy
and Levar
So I hope this song brings you 1/1,000th
of the joy that you’ve brought me Everyone
involved with Community
Troy and Abed
in the morning Ha
ha"
For reasons unbeknownst to me,"Every night for the last week
I’ve been dreaming about
Super heroes flying around
I am them and they are me
All throughout the city
Superheros
I wonder if my ancestors
Dreamed of wolves and bears and birds
Did they dream about the gods
Disobeying all natural laws
In the forest and the prairie
Saying I am they and they are me
Superheroes
Deep down in my my subconscious
little light is trying to be shone
But it’s drowned out by the shouting
Of my lumbering, neurotic ego
I wish that I could see the light
Of the fullness of your internal life
Instead of the reflected glow
Your conscious mind lets you show
The buried thoughts and unsaid words
Your entire universe
Superheroes"
You’re lying in wait,"Cuz you’ve got to make your quota
It’s a lazy day
There’s an accident up the roada
So you know that folks will have to
Cross that double line
You got nothing better to do
You got nothing but time
Sure enough I avoid it
The fender bender center lane
I pull left and there I’ve done it
Trapped behind the double line
I don’t want to take the Manhattan bridge
I got a sleeping baby in back
So I check my mirrors and look
And you’re just waiting to attack
Hey hey officer
There are better things you could be doing
People drive like crazy nuts
Aren’t they worth pursuing?
There’s an accident right back there
They’re just sitting in the middle lane
Why don’t you go back and help them
Instead of pulling me over so lame?"
They've gone and stole it,"Now it's lost
Get it back at any cost
It was yours
In your heart
Don't let them take it apart
Get up to the sky"
If dogs have feelings,"If dogs have feelings
If dogs have feelings
And I know that you know they’ve got feelings
Then cats have feelings
Then cats have feelings
Then cats have feelings
Cat lovers everywhere know they got feelings
Then rats have feelings
Then rats have feelings
Then rats have feelings
I can't prove it, but I know they’ve got feelings
Then snakes have feelings
Then snakes have feelings
Then snakes have feelings
If you pay attention then you'll see they have feelings
Feelings are subjective
You'll never know how I’m feeling
And the intensity with which I feel
Is not for you to judge
Some say a tail wag
Means that a dog is happy
Some say it's that he's nervous
But we all know he's feeling something
Then horses have feelings
Then horses have feelings
Then horses have feelings
Spend some time with one and you'll know she’s got feelings
And cows have feelings
And cows have feelings
And cows have feelings
Hear that moo and you know she’s got feelings
And pigs have feelings
And pigs have feelings
And pigs have feelings
look him in the eye and you know he’s got feelings
Then chickens have feelings
Then chickens have feelings
Yes, chickens have feelings
Watch them for a while and you'll see they’ve got feelings
Feelings are subjective
You'll never know how I’m feeling
And the intensity with which I feel
Is not for you to judge
Some say that a tail wag
Means that a dog is happy
Some say that he's nervous
We all know he's feeling something
Oooooh ooh ooh
Feelings
Oooooh ooh ooh
Oooooh ooh ooh
Feelings
Oooooh ooh ooh
Feelings are subjective
You'll never know how I’m feeling
And the intensity with which I feel
Is not for you to judge
Some say that a tail wag
Means that a dog is happy
Some say that he's nervous
We all know he's feeling something
We know he’s feeling something
We all know he’s feeling something
We know he’s feeling something
Know he’s feeling something"
There’s been a fast train rolling since the day you were born,"Since the red robin first sang her song
And the sweet butter churning that greases the wheels
Have been pushing you right along
And you don’t have to live in worry
And you don’t have to live in doubt
Even when life is scary
Things have a way of working out
You can blame yourself or you can blame the world
But you’ll feel better if you don’t
There’s a massive black hold in the middle of the galaxy
Nothing escapes it’s zone
It will consume all your worry
It will consume al your doubt
In the heat death of the universe
All time is happening now
Before we can hold each others hands
We have to hold our own
If you listen real close to that big black hole
She emits a rumbling tone
Sing for all your worry
Sing for all your doubt
Sing for all your friends you love
That didn’t make it out
Sing for the massive blackhole
So misunderstood
Sing for yourself
And sing for the greater good"
Put a funnel into my mouth and pour the world in,"No matter what the experience is, it’s all livin
My body is ready, my mind is empty
I’m bulging from the weight
Just pack me full of life until I can’t see straight
Round up all the billionaires and prepare the guillotines
Then pile them into rocket ships and blow em to smithereens
It’s hard to tell what is real
Here at the bitter end
But they turned us all against each other over and over again
T rex to chickens, stegosaurus to an ostrich
64 million years, evolution can be a bitch
What’ll be left of the human race
Will there be anything?
What about all our content and infinite suffering"
There's an asteroid heading for the earth Unknown,"length and unknown girth But
I'm not scared for what it's worth Trying
to make today matter in the same way
as tomorrow I had a pal his name
was Michael
He fell off his motorcycle Got
hopped up on a bottle of Nyquil
Trying to make today matter in the same
way as tomorrow Trying
to make today matter in the same way
As a freshly blooming bouquet in the spring
Tomorrow never comes the idea drums and drums
As we are all struck dumb by angels
that laugh at us and sing Cheap
wine on a sinking ship She
gave to him a big fat lip Then
she took off at a surprising clip Trying
to make today matter in the same was
as tomorrow Humans
love an astronaut Sitting
on his futuristic yacht He
might meet friends and he might not Trying
to make today matter in the same was
as tomorrow Trying
to make today matter in the same way
As a freshly blooming bouquet in the spring
Tomorrow never comes the idea drums and drums
As we are all struck dumb by angels
that laugh at us and sing Knew
a man named Captain
Kirk He
made the ladies go berserk Somehow
though he made it work Trying
to make today matter in the same was
as tomorrow Come
a bit closer and I'll
tell you quiet Though
everyone else here will deny it First
you learn and then apply it Makin'
today matter in the same way as tomorrow
Trying to make today matter in the same
way As
a freshly blooming bouquet in the spring Tomorrow
never comes the idea drums and drums As
we are all struck dumb by angels that
laugh at us and sing (Well, that was
good though)"
Pepelicator pepelicator,"Press the button again
Yes bless Matt it feels good man
Every little Pepe is weird
Every little Pepe is weird
Pepelicator pepelicator
I got a George Washington
Little soul patch those boobs are fun
Every little Pepe is weird
Every little Pepe is weird
Pepelicator pepelicator
Eat a cookie surprise
Happy frog with those pretty goth eyes
Every little Pepe is weird
Every little Pepe is weird
Pepelicator pepelicator
Two mouths and purple hair
I’m not sure what’s going on there
But Every little Pepe is weird
Every little Pepe is weird
Pepelicator pepelicator
Six eyes and a bong
All the little kids can sing along
Every little Pepe is weird
Every little Pepe is weird"
folks are turning on each other,"i cannot explain
why we cause each other pain
will we ever learn
to respect one another
see the obvious
embrace our differences
i make not think you're right
or even that you're sane
but i'd save you from a burning building
i stand with the living beings
from the bigots and the bone heads
to the unborn machines
i stand with the religious and with the atheists
i stand with the racist grandpas
and with the wide eyed kids
i stand
something in the water
is madness inducing
discontent is sown
and powerlessness is grown
in the early morning hours
the hopelessness is loosened
through thought and exercise
and an opening up of the eyes
i make not think you're right
and you may not think the same
but you'd save me from a burning building
i stand with the living beings
from the bigots and the bone heads
to the unborn machines
i stand with the religious and with the atheists
i stand with racist grandpas
and with the wide eyed kids
i stand"
To my two dads I'm everything,"I'm the moon, the stars, the world
So I'm not sure how to tell them
That I've met a girl
Will they say
Son we're disappointed  DAD 1
We thought you would be gay DAD 2
And we can't have you living under this roof DAD 2
If you're gonna be straight DAD 1
We're gonna send you to gay bootcamp DAD 2
Where the instructor's gonna shout DAD 1
You'll be so gay when we're done with you INSTRUCTOR
That there will be no doubt INSTRUCTOR
Or will they shout
Oh goddammit how dare you DAD 2
Say those words to us! DAD 2
After all that we have done for you DAD 1
How could you make this mess? DAD 1
That's it, you little shit, we disown you DAD 2
You are no longer our son DAD 2
I hope you enjoy a life of sin DAD 1
Debauchery and women DAD 2
My girlfriend says
Just tell them already GF
I can't
But you don't have a choice GF
Sooner or later GF
You gotta tell your daddy's GF
You like girls instead of boys GF
My friends all say
Hey it's no big deal FRIEND 1
Lotsa guys are straight FRIEND 2
But I really think
Stop thinking! FRIEND 3
I can't
I think they want me to be gay!
And the day finally comes
When I'm ready to confess
I sit them down and gather my courage
Every ounce that I possess
I say
Dads i've got something to tell you
They say
OK what is it son DAD 1
I'm not sure how to say it
Well just do the best you can DAD 2
I know you want me to be gay
Just like both of you
But I like girls and I don't wanna feel
Like I'm no longer part of this crew
Son we love you no matter what DAD 1
Straight bent or gay DAD 2
You can love who you want to love DAD 1
We love you any which way BOTH
You will always be our son DAD 2
There's nothing you could do DAD 1
To change that very simple fact DAD 2
We will always love you BOTH"
Lotta people like to say it happens for a reason,"But then we also like to say that we have free will
Our minds are adjustable we can justify anything
And that’s the secret to everything that we do
But you are not free
If it’s fate that brought you to me
And the path that you walk isn’t yours
If there’s left turns you can’t take because of locked doors
There’s a bunch of chemicals in your brain, and they do
Every tiny little thing that makes up you
There’s a bunch of grey matter right now behind your eyes
Electricity,, firing off"
Today I performed in front of 3000 eth,"devs But
I’m waiting to get the footage, so you
can’t hear that song now So
instead I’m
writing this song here in my hotel And
you’ll have to live with that for now
Hopefully at least by the end of the
week I’ll
have that footage for you"
Oop there goes the other shoe,"Just watch it drop down
Nowhere to run to
The world’s on fire now
Choose your battles wisely
Better save your strength
Cuz you ain’t seen nothing yet
My friend
You ain’t seen nothing yet
Did you hear the policeman say
Let them eat cake, oh
They’re playing with our lives
Like it was play doh
You’ve got no recourse left
The chain’s around your neck
you ain’t seen nothing yet
My friend
You ain’t seen nothing yet
Stand and fight
Cuz they will come for you
In their riot gear
And their tear gas too
Stand and fight
The moment’s come
Shout out loud
Beat on a drum
Stand and fight
My spidey sense is tingling
I’m just about tingled out
Every single day
Another thing to be mad about
All this fear and anger
Will consume you if you let it
you ain’t seen nothing yet
My friend
You ain’t seen nothing yet
Come on now get on the train
It’s plowing through the snow
The ticking of the bomb
The only sound, it’s about to blow
All the pieces have been carved
The board is set
you ain’t seen nothing yet
My friend
You ain’t seen nothing yet"
"1, 2, 3","Well right after 9/11
Bush made one of his grand decrees
He said, “We gotta fight terrorism
Over there in those African countries""
So he put his plan into action
They called it AFRICOM
That's military bases in Africa
For the US to operate from
It's a policy he pursued
For all of his 8 long years
And it has been continued
Obama's been grinding on those gears
But many African nations
Well, this makes their blood boil
Just as we wouldn't want any foreign troops
Based here on our soil
And speaking of words
That rhyme with soil
They say they gotta fight terrorism
Ain't funny how there's always, always oil
Countries rich with dinosaur juice
Let the militarization commence
I don't think that that's random
No it's not a coincidence
Now we're gonna change the subject
And talk about Invisible Children
And their very successful video
And their call to action
They are calling for American troops
Yes, they’re are calling for war
They are calling for the very same thing
That AFRICOM called for
Now what I am not suggesting
I’ll say it again
What I’m not suggesting
Is that Invisible Children
Has any ulterior motives
Or is in cahoots with the government
But for 11 years now AFRICOM
Has sought to militarize
Africa and now it has the support
Of millions of Facebook allies
But I don't think war is the answer
Less violence not more
And where there's oil, I'm even less
Convinced than I was before
Let's stop our dependence on foreign oil
That's the real sacrifice
Not sending troops to kill and die
While we sit on Facebook
And Twitter
And Youtube
And Tumblr
And Reddit
And the Internet
All warm and cozy and nice
OK?
Yeahhh"
Hear the barbarians at the gate,"All they want is a little taste
The barbed wire won’t keep them out
They’ve almost knocked the pylons down
What did you do to piss them off?
Was it hate or mistress love?
Now they’re tearing down the throne
They’re gonna make you atone
As the sun sets over this mess
You’re eating grapes and getting undressed
Now they’re cooking hides and pelts
The snow on the roof slowly melts
The horses are nervous, see they twitch
You better do something quick
But you just sit there looking mean
As they pour the gasoline
It’s too late, we’ve been consumed
Hear them singing their victory tune
Hoist that sail right up the mast
This blood red moon is your epitaph"
Keep your head down kid,"Do the work
Do what you gotta do
The whole world is gonna
constantly
try to get to you
All you got is a little bit of time
And the choices that you make
All you got is one solitary run
In the chances that you take
Sometimes you’ll feel
invisible
Sometimes like you’re
Invincible
There’s forces that you can’t control
But most of all
You just gotta love
Anybody that thinks they got it figured out
They really don’t
Everybody’s selling something
You are not alone
The way things are is not the way
That they have to be
We all come from somewhere
The sky and the sea"
When you learn to read the signs it feels,"Like you have become a wizard
But no you are just a man
Who’s learned to understand
Etherscan
You spend your day making all kinds of deals
Trading cats and dogs and trolls and wizards
But you better make plan
Or you won’t have a leg to stand on
Etherscan
If you wanna be a real degen
Then come and take my hand
Etherscan"
Bay river,"Going down the line
Bay river
I wish
I could make a mind
Every day
Every night
Rolling down the line
Every day run the rain
I wish
I could make a mind
Great river
Going down the line
Wish
I could make a mind
When
I go
I go lightly
I go daily
I go nightly when
I go
When
I sing with the river in my back pocket
I know
I can do anything
Going on down the line"
The coward said to the hole in the ground,"I'm not tryina put anybody down
But there's a war going on inside my head
And you better quick choose sides
The hole it yawned a deep deep black
wind swept up behind the cowards back
And down he fell into the great beyond
He passed bones of dinosaurs
And he passed darkened corridors
He saw the roots of the world
Form and unfold right before his very eyes
And the coward wept and fell deeper still
Down and down and down until
All below him
Was a blinding light
And the coward steadied himself and said
Here I am I am here and full of dread
And the hole just listened, absorbed his words
The light grew brighter than bright
Then a great big rumble a crash and roar
And the coward and the hole were no more
And in their place was just empty space"
last night we woke up at 4am,"we thought her water broke
The baby could come any day
there’s no way to know
He’ll arrive on his own time
His own baby newborn time
I haven’t installed the car seat
We haven’t picked a name
I haven’t joined the community garden
I haven’t gotten my blood tested, i feel so lame
Gotta make sure my cholesterol is doing ok
Man we’re really not ready
I count the days by the songs that i write
my heart beats in my chest
seems like yesterday we were staring at
the positive pregnancy test
and now he’s almost here
on his own baby newborn time"
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Darkness,"Darkness
Feel this darkness all around me
That's the sound of darkness
Darkness
Allah round me
AC blowing not so slow and fast
Vastly vastly
Darkness
Darkness"
I gotta find what’s inside of me,"That’ll make this work
Bleary eyed and tired you see
Me spiraling first
Oh the hunger and the thirst
They are just the worst
Not knowing and not knowing
And not knowing
But it could be worse
And it could be worse
And it could always be worse
There but for the grace of fate
Or luck or some other
some such curse
It could always be worse d
I gotta go into me
And find what I got
Blood and bone and skin
And puss and piss and snot
Oh the so many meaningless words
Every flinch it hurts
Not knowing and not knowing
And not knowing
But it could be worse
And it could be worse
And it could always be worse
There but for the grace of fate
Or luck or some other
some such curse"
Can’t remember the look on the undertaker’s face,"Can’t remember the feel can’t remember the taste
I’m standing in the street without a nickel to my name
It’s all gone out my head and it’s pouring rain
Some kinds of mysteries are too scary to follow
Some kinds of words matter more today tomorrow
Some little kicks from inside the belly grown
Inside a dragon dragging feet that’ve never flown
The covers of the manholes are too heavy to lift
The diamonds in the windows too opulent to gift
I hear someone shouting and I run away from that
Cuz I can’t deal right now, i’m all smushed flat
I wish i had a bed to sleep in a blanket overhead
Hiding underneath just like when i was a kid
I wish i had room service or a tv or a phone
I wish i had someone to make me feel less alone
Followed down the path I took anyone could be
Someone like jesus was someone just like me
You don’t need a certain way you look or feel
No lies that you tell and no truths that you conceal
Colored by the stained glass window in the church
I scan my body to see which parts hurt the worst
I have a little dollar bill crunched up in my fist
And still with all of it i’m not sure i exist"
I can’t go fast enough,"I can’t grow fast enough
I can’t know fast enough
Enough to fill us up to the top
I can’t dance fast enough
I can’t chance fast enough
Move my hands fast enough
Enough to fill us up to the top
And I’m sorry
For the business
That you’ll hear and
That you’ll witness
I can’t do it fast enough
I can’t break through it fast enough
I can’t poo poo it fast enough
Enough to fill us up to the top
I can’t age fast enough
Get on the stage fast enough
Turn the page fast enough
Enough to fill us up to the top"
Count all the votes until the ballots are gone,"Count all the votes that’s how democracy works
Count all the votes oh what a novel idea
If you don’t like it, move to China you jerks
Underfunded elections and voter suppression
700 unused voting machines
You’ve got the gall to make accusations
You can’t back up with any facts we’ve seen
Count all the votes and count them again
Both sides will see their tallies increase
Count all the votes it’s literally the least
We can do for our democracy
First time i voted was 2 triple zero
I learned then just how this will go
Counting the votes seems not to matter
To partisan judges in their long black robes
We gotta count all the votes to get it right this time
Count all the votes no matter who wins
Count all the votes that’s all we are asking
Count all the votes and then count them again"
Hydroforming a steel sphere,"Hydroforming a
Hydroforming a steel sphere
Hydroforming a
Hydroforming a steel sphere
Hydroforming a
Hydroforming a steel sphere
Hydroforming
Hydroforming a steel sphere
Hydroforming a steel sphere
Hydroforming a steel sphere
Hydroforming a"
I wasn't allowed to play with GI Joes,"I wasn't allowed to play with guns
And now I'm anti-war, don't you know
And firearms, well, I own none
I the product of my parents liberal leanings
Or would I have arrived at all these meanings by myself
I don't know
I don't know
I don't know
I played with Ninja Turtles and Transformers
I loved New Kids on the Block
And then I loved Nirvana and Bob Dylan and Lou Reed
The radio hits of classic rock
I the product of the place and time I grew
I just gonna be me, no matter what I do
I don't know
I don't know
I don't know
My gut tells me
That it's fifty fifty
Environment and damn hard code
All mixing up within me
Different amounts at different times
but in the aggregate
Each side will even out
Down the the middle it's all split
Sometimes you're into just what you're into
There's no reason and no rhyme
Or some reasons are so complicated
That they would fry your mind
Take all your fetishes, quirks and obsessions
You'll never trace the source of every single one
Cuz
You don't know
You don't know
You don'y know"
Oh,"Oh there he is
Oh no
Sam
Seder
What a fucking nightmare
Oh no
Sam
Seder
What a fucking nightmare
Oh no
Sam
Cedar
What a fucking nightmare
Oh no
Sam
Cedar
What a fucking nightmare
I always respect people who enter into the arena
Gonna do anything you can to avoid the debate
Come on man
Look
No idea that you were taking your show off early last time
I had no idea this was going to happen
Oh no
Sam
Seder
What a fucking nightmare
Oh no
Sam
Seder
What a fucking nightmare
Oh no
Sam
Cedar
What a fucking nightmare
Oh no
Sam
Cedar
What a fucking nightmare
I always respect people who enter into the arena
Seems that
Steven
Crowder had gotten some cold feet
So
I don't think he's coming
Why is that
I would love to ask him myself
He's not even answering anymore
Oh no
Sam
Cedar
What a fucking nightmare
Oh no
Sam
Cedar
What a fucking nightmare
What a nightmare
Oh no
Sam
Cedar
What a fucking nightmare
Oh no
Sam
Cedar
What a fucking nightmare
Oh no
Sam
Cedar
What a fucking nightmare
Oh no
Sam
Cedar
What a fucking nightmare
Oh no
Sam
Cedar
What a fucking nightmare
Oh no
Sam
Cedar
What a fucking nightmare
I had no idea this was going to happen
I thought
I thought
Ethan was a stand up guy"
I don't wanna go to jury duty,"I don't wanna go to jury duty
Please don't make me go
Please don't make me go
I don't wanna go to
Durand
I don't wanna go
Jury duty
Please don't make me go
Please don't make me go
Go
Can
I postpone
Can
I postpone
Can
I post
Can
I postpone"
I'm literally dying i'm in love with Beyonce,"LITERALLY DYING
WATCHING BEYONCE
JAY AND
BLUE (32 heart eye smily) Beyonce
is so genuine and amazing literally dying Literally
dying because of Beyonce
rn (cry face overwhelmed) Beyonce
is everything. Performances
amazing But
damn I was literally dying The
whole time #queenbey #VMA I am literally dying
over Beyonce
right now. Sorry
for the obsessive tweets I'm
literally dying this Beyonce
performa literally killed me I'm
dying. Literally
dying. Beyonce
is everything. Blue
Ivy is too much. Literally
dying of cuteness right now because Beyonce
just loves her family OMFG
can I just fast forward 10 years and
have that pls (heart eye smily) When
beyonce performs, i'm literally dying She
is literally doing a medley from her entire
smash album and I am dying #beyonce Literally
dying over Beyonce
right now (7 cry face) I'M
DYING BEYONCE
IS LITERALLY
KILLING ME"
We had a Halloween,"party It
was my daughter's idea One
day she just started to say I'm
having a Halloween
party And
even though my wife and I are not
party people we put everything together and now
I'm really tired We
had a Halloween
party Over
60 people here Over
half of that were kids from school and
camp in the neighborhood temple My
wife and I are not really party people
But my daughter was so excited so we
just went with it all Now
the party is over and my studio is
filled with stuff We
just threw everything in here Cause
our house is a mess My
wife and I are not really party people
No no no But
my 60 year old is in so so
so sa"
I may not be that good,"I may not be that bad
I could be dramatic
Or I could be sad
I may not be the smartest
I may not be the best
I may not finish everything
Or complete every quest
I could be the picture
I could be the frame
I could be the board
I could be the game
I could eat my words
And thought's I'd have to drink
I could hide the truth
Or just tell you what I think
This is how I am
It's how I've always been
I could be the cure
I could be the disease
I could be the fish
I could be the sea
I could belly laugh
And I could belly cry
I could eat peanut butter and jelly
Everyday until i die
I could be the fire
Or I could be the wood
I could be the rain coat
Or I could be the hood
I could be the snowy
I could be the windy
I could be the ending
I could be beginning"
I still don't feel good,This is the whole song
She’s never convinced the moon is full,"She’s a micro biologist
She loves fungi and she likes lichen too
And going to museums with her kids
Family is really important to her
She loves to cook and bake with her sons
She takes them grocery shopping to show them off
Ian and Brennan
Debrorah Ann
This is from your man
Or should I say your guy
George loves you oh so much
Your red hair and beautiful green eyes
You go to bed at 8:30 and you wake up at 4
George loves you oh so much
Its not possible for him to love you more
Your first date was at a conference
You held hands around Madrid
You were married at the Aquarium
Your friends still talk about it
George does seafood saturday
And then sometimes it’s post doc nights
Trips out to Cape Cod
And Red Sox dreaming of the Fenway lights
Debrorah Ann
This is from your man
Or should I say your guy
George loves you oh so much
Your red hair and beautiful green eyes
You go to bed at 8:30 and you wake up at 4
George loves you oh so much
Its not possible for him to love you more"
Ya basic,"Here’s a cactus
Darcy is a great actress
Not a person
Not a robot
What do we owe
To each other?
Chidi Anna Kendrick
Eleanor loves shrimp
Tahani is a sexy giraffe
Molotov cocktail oh dip
Donkey Doug, call me Donkey Dad
All knowing burrito
Doug Forcet got 92%
Holy mother forking shirt balls
Ya basic
Here’s a cactus
Ted Danson is a great actor
He’s a demon
But a nice one
What do we owe
To each other?
Jeremy Bearimy
Everything is fine
Mindy St. Claire gonna rub one out
Please bring her cocaine next time
Maximum Derek
Let me show you my Bud Hole
Blake Bortles x2
Holy mother forking shirt balls
Ya basic
Here’s a cactus
great actor is William Jackson
Indecisive, gives lectures
Everybody hates
philosophy professors
Ya basic
Here’s a cactus
Jameela is a great actress
Did the right thing
Wrong reasons
And she died in Cleveland
The doorman loves frogs
Chidi’s got stomach ache
Actually it’s more like
leap INTO faith
Megan Amram
Can’t stop with the puns
I wonder how many points I’ll lose
For this novelty song
Ya basic
Here’s a cactus
great actor Manny Jacinto
On a scale of
1 to 13
8 is the best
Ya basic
Here’s a cactus
Kristen Bell’s a great actress
This is the bad place
Holy mother forking shirt balls
Ya basic
Here’s a cactus
I’m in love with Marc Evan Jackson
He’s a demon
With a podcast
Now go do something good"
I took the train to Kings Cross,"Gonna go to Howarts, hummmmm
Gonna prove I'm not a kid
Gonna show them all some magic
Gonna go hang out with Hagrid, hummmm
Gonna go to where the candles float
By flying car thestral or by boat
And I hope
That Dumbledore comes back to life
But since there's no one left to fight, hummm
He devotes himself to peaceful things
No darkly magicked cursed rings
Just seeing what the new day brings, ahummm
And Snape is brought back too
And everybody knows why he do the things he do
Through and through
I'm thinking all these crazy thoughts
As I get into Kings Cross,  hummmm
The place feels kind of dull
Escalator's kind of full
It doesn't feel magical, ahummm
I wander around a little unsure
I've never been here before
But I find platform 9 and 3 quarter
And I'm through the door"
DEEP FUCKING,"VALUE There’s
a plastic kiddie slide out on the lawn
Nondescript suburban home outside of Boston
Down in the basement so quietly He’s
seeing things that no one else sees Back
in college he was fast and free Could
run a country mile in 4 minutes and
3 Until
one day the achilles injury His
purpose taken from him so suddenly DEEP
FUCKING VALUE
He’s a chartered financial analyst And
he never expected any of this Down
in the basement, picking The
stock that launched a billion memes It
was just another stock in his portfolio He
played Donkey
Kong and maybe Mario
And now he says in his home town
he Is
gonna build indoor track facility “He always liked
money,” said Elaine
Gill, his mother. As
a child, she said, “he would get money
from those scratch tickets that people didn’t know
they’d won. People
would throw them on the ground…A lot of
times there was still money on them.”"
Laura has smithed silver by wielding fire,"Most of how cool she is is money and time
The peas are coming up
Peas are actual seeds
Bead shops are badly named
They’ve got way more than beads
Before you can dance
You gotta ask somebody to dance
You gotta go too far
With callouses on your hands
Plant your feet
Pivot and turn
And now TJ
Is part of the circle
Brent went around the room
And introduced everybody
He and his raccoon
Sitting there on his shoulder
whoa oh oh oh
Be mediocre
Darymple Heiniken
Why are you so good at things
Targeting computer
Metamorphosis goes from bad to worse
Kafka makes Brent think of the app store universe
Poor Billy thinks it’s a dream
He can’t see past his business degree
Before you can dance
You gotta ask somebody to dance
You gotta go too far
With callouses on your hands
Plant your feet
Pivot and turn
And now TJ
Is part of the circle
Opacity in Kafka makes
Brent think of the app store
Everybody here wrote Luke Skywalker’s
Targeting compute-tore
Be mediocre in public
Why are you so good things?
Why ARE you so good at things?
Now I’m excited about learning a new guitar chord
Being mediocre in public
She saw someone give a really mediocre talk"
We encode a dream of unicorns,"23 is just a random number
We celebrate the day of yore
CCC we hang around and do important things
With ??? and fairy dust
All our servers respond to pain
CCC we hang around and do important things
With ??? and fairy dust
All our servers respond to pain
Respond to pain"
You become clay Rainbow,"train Riding
down the track Rainbow
train Look
out for the stars Rainbow
train Nobody
knows where they're going till they get there
like the thumping wisdom Baby
crying why is he crying No
one knows Cause
it's a rainbow train the rainbow dream It's
a rainbow dream the rainbow train the rainbow
country"
We spent 6 trillion in iraq,"While cutting the corporate tax
I didn’t hear anyone say
How you gonna pay for that?
693 billion
On Trump’s military budget
Silence from the talking heads
No, “How you gonna pay for that?”
How you gonna pay for that?
How you gonna pay for that?
If it’s working people we’re talking about
How you gonna pay for that?
3 people in this country
Have more than the poorest half
But health insurance for everybody
Oh how you gonna pay for that?
Trump and the GOP
Have added trillions to the debt
Giving tax cuts to the wealthy
But how you gonna pay for that
We’re gonna tax the shit out of you
It’s either that or the guillotine
So when you ask how we’re gonna pay for it
Just know that’s what we mean
When it comes to fighting climate change
They ask so matter of fact
As if their future didn’t depend on it
How you gonna pay for that
I’m just a simple man
Not particularly good at math
But the dumbest question I’ve ever heard
Is how you gonna pay for that?
Nicole Wallace
Ari Melber
Don Lemon
Dana Bash
Joy Reid
Andrea Mitchell - $ 8 million
Chris Matthews - $16 million
Wolff Blitzer - $16 million
Jake Tapper - $10 million
Chris Cuomo - $9 million
Erin Burnett  - $16 million
Joe Scarborough - $25 million
Stephanie Ruhle - $5 million
Anderson Cooper - $100 million
Tom Brokaw - $90 million"
1 2 3 4,"Tater
Tots and avocado shakes
Tater tots and avocado shakes
Tater tots and avocado shakes
Tater tots and avocado shakes
Tater tots and avocado shakes
Tater tots and avocado shakes yeah"
another day being sick ,"another day I hope that I feel better tomorrow 
I hope that I get better soon 
I've collected all the 
songs about sickness that 
I have written over the course of song a day 
you can see them all 
sometimes I get sick 
but I still write my song 
a day 
and the camera fell"
Double tap Touch,"touch touch the or Cause
you know that it's gonna tell your future
Future Touch
touch touch the or Cause
you know that it contains everything that you
need to survive Touch
the orb Touch
the orb Put
it in your pocket Touch
the orb Touch
the orb Cause
we're gonna go up in a rocket Find
a new hat Find
a new home When
you touch the ore everything becomes clear You
finally know what the fuck you're doing here
When you touch the orb everything falls right
into place in front of your face You
see God
Touch touch touch the orb Cause
you know that everything will turn out right
Touch touch touch the orb Don't
think about it now or tonight When
you touch all the or you can feel
the electricity When
you touch the or everything looks much brighter
Everything looks smarter Everything
goes harder Touch
touch touch the arm Touch
touch touch the arm Touch
touch touch the arm Touch
touch touch the up and out"
Boom da boom da Boom da boom da,"Boom da boom da Boom da boom da
I will call on you
to come and help me.
You will call on me
when all is done,
I will do what you
ask me to When you
fall down a hole
and are free,
I said
Boom da boom da Boom da boom da
Boom da boom da Boom da boom da
I will call on you
the way you asked me to
I will say to you
the words you long to hear
I will do what you
always wanted to
Just to honor you
in the playground of life.
Singing
Boom da boom da Boom da boom da
Boom da boom da Boom da boom da"
Research into Psoriasis,"Is deeply underfunded
But you can help to change that
On the Psoriasis Cure Now Walk
You can meet other people
Who face the same kind of struggle as you
And learn about ways you can help
While raising money for the cause
Educate the public
Meet some new friends
Get some fresh air
It’s a great way to spend an afternoon…
PsoriasisWalk.org"
Jupiter puked last night you had a 24,"hour bug Jupiter
grew up last night the second night I
was up really late I went to a
town hall today bad Taking
your health care away I'm
gonna vote for a guy for governor who
doesn't suck Gotta
organize on a local level and Gotta
organize on a local level my 3000th song
is coming up in not too long I
got no ideas for it My
life is so busy I got stuff to
do Got
stuff to say Got
stuff to hate Got
stuff to play I got places to go
I got people to see I'm
so busy"
Hammerhead shark swimming in the ocean Hammerhead,"dark making everything glow don't you know that
she might get in trouble for the things
that you simply don't know that you don't
know that you don't know that you don't
know don't know that you don't know Break
another piece of the malfeasance Break
another piece of and put it in your
mouth I don't need a be man I
don't need a reason you put me here
you put me into this house empty this
house Empty
this house to this house into this house
I need to pack now I need to
pack now That's
what I got to go do when I
finish this song Hammerhead
shark now swimming in the dark now following
me whenever I just walk along along on
the beach on the beach I'm
walking along and there's a hammerhead shark following
me Follow
me walking along I'm
walking along the beach following me follow me
I'm walking along There's
a hamm shark I'm
walking along walking along A
hammerhead shark a hammer head shark"
"Snakes are scary, yeah, yeah! ","Snakes aren't scary, no, no!"
"Hear that voice, a clear bell rings You","won't believe it when you hear her sing
But she knows your song, the one inside
She'll sing it to you with her blue
eyes white If
you listen close, she can resurrect the ghost
Of every single song that you've forgotten Every
melody and word, every harmony and chord Every
twist and turn she unites the nods in
She's the girl with the songs in her
head She's
dancing by herself But
she's never truly been alone She
can speak the language She
can speak the language And
every song is in her head Have
you ever been in love? And
she can tell you future and your past
And she can speak the language And
every song is in her head She
knows every song I've
ever written And
every single song I want She
remembers the songs that I sing in my
dreams Even
when I don't G-g-girl
with all the songs in her head G-g-girl
with all the songs in her head G-g-girl
with all the songs in her head G-g-girl
with all the songs in her head"
I had something on my mind,"It’s fine
Nothing I say is real
You can’t lie all the time
About the way you do and don’t feel
I get dressed and I run, I’m done
I sit down to mediate
I can’t feel my body I’m some
Where else my brains on a different plane
I could stress but i’m unimpressed
It’s not what I want
If I could devise a test
Between I don’t and what I’ve got
I can feel letting go, I know
This familiar taste I got
Pick myself up and throw
Another log into the fire before it gets dark"
Oh come one and oh come all,"Down to the Montgomery Brawl
Swim and run and skip and crawl
Just get yourself to the Montgomery Brawl
Cuz Slaves were disembarked there
Right on that same pier
The misplaced white entitlement
Trickles down through the years
But acts of solidarity
While not fixing all the past
Take on waves of meaning
like kicking southern ass
Pride comes before the fall
Down at the Montgomery brawl
Speeding head first to a brick wall
Fuck around find out at the Montgomery Brawl
There’s no happy endings
There’s no recompense
Just a reflection of the times we live
That make no fucking sense
But you can feel the punches
And the men slammed to the ground
The triumph of the human spirit
As that chair comes crashing down
Heat wave and summer squall
Down at the Montgomery Brawl
Form up and stand tall
Get yourself to the Montgomery Brawl"
Epstein was a CIA plant,"Dipped in gasoline and the flames they grew
It’s their world we’re just living in it
Tear it down and build something new
Is humanity worth saving
That’s what the book I’m reading asks
Three Body Problem
I’m only 3/4 way through the first book
Epstein worked for the CIA
Well oiled machine that does what it does
And us peasants are just kindling
They’d burn us all up just because"
screw it just go and do it i'll,"leave it all behind if i could find
the kind of conduit through which i could
feed my hopes my dreams all my friends
and my fiends and my head would explode
exposing all my brains and the world would
know that a future never came so all
my nuts and bolts every last adult earth
would stop spinning and the turtle wouldn't eat
and the angels wouldn't cry and the devil
couldn't speak if you"
take all of your anxiety,"take all of your fear
take all your disappointment
all that stuff that accumulates over the year
take everything that didn't work out right
take all your sorrow and loss
put it all into a bucket
put it all in a bucket
then start letting it go like a boss
cause then, you're gonna take out your rocket launcher
and your gonna point, you're gonna aim
you're gonna fire that rocket at the bucket
and all that stuff is gone back to from whence it came
All the bullshit
And all the assholes
And all the trauma
And the politicians
And the loneliness
And the sense of impending doom
now you are free
free to move on
2012 is the year for you
2011 is gone"
Are really itchy and they make me so,"angry they make me mean they make me
sad I'm
going to the allergist today to find out
what I have Ohio
Just want them to go away don't want
them here for another day O
hives they keep me up at night and
then I dawn feel"
She loves watching Ellen,"And she loves Facebook
Researching places to retire
Down south she loves to look
She loves to travel
And searching for destinations
She loves Chef Kevin
And Ryan the Physicians Assistant
Happy Birthday Linda
from carp fishing Craig
This song is from him
Your loving husband
Hop on the computer
And plan your next trip
I know you’ll have a good time
Where ever you’re going
She loves the beach
And she loves Jimmy Buffett
Coffee in the morning
And she loves chocolate
She loves her dog
Cooper the Chesapeake bay
Retriever that smiles
In a happy doggy way"
Here is Toad,"for no reason at all I just felt
like looking at him I just felt like
looking at him He's
Toad he's from Mario
Kart Toad
I just felt like looking at him He's
Toad he's from Mario
Kart have you ever seen this specimen quite
so beautiful Mushroom
kingdom honor bound and dutiful he'll never let
you down he'll never let you down In
a world full of of danger Fire
pits and Koopas
he's on your side he'll help you stomp
Goombas he'll never let you down he'll never
let you down Toad
I just felt like looking at him He's
Toad and he's from Mario
Kart Toad
I just felt like looking at him He's
Toad he's from my rail car Have
you ever seen a specimen quite so beautiful
Mushroom kingdom on around and beautiful He'll
never let you down he'll never let you
down In
a world full of danger Pirate
pits and goobas he's on your side he'll
help you stomp his Goombas
he'll never let you down he'll never let
you down he'll never let you down he'll
never let you down It"
man named Matt and a man named John,"Set out for the land of Ethereum
There they found the secret of the NFT
In the form of Punks 10,000 strong
And they shared them  with everyone
But some they kept for themselves under hash and key
Welcome home Ye long lost punks
You are the chosen The early ones
You’ve been safe In your devs embrace
Now it’s time to join The fold
So all you ride or die punks who
Have come to learn the secret too
Time now to remind ourselves of why we punk
Some seek money and some want fame
Some play markets like a game
Some get down to whimsy of this funky bunch
Of punks"
Up in the sky,"Out in the universe
So many suns
And planets that it hurts
And orbiting those planets
Are moons humming a tune
Because they’re orbited by
Little moon moons
Moonmoon
Moonmoon
When a moon has a moon
It’s called a moon moon
I can feel lonely
And so can you
Celestial bodies
They get lonely too
Even a moon needs a friend
When she’s feeling blue
Good thing the moon has got
friend called moon moon
When a planet falls
In love with her moon
That’s when 3
Are born from the two
And to that little baby
Sing a lullaby tune
My sweet little love bug
My little moon moon"
you Panos,"Libraries are the best
The last sacred space
If you’re a king or homeless
There’s a place for you
And me and every one else too
At your local library
From the small towns
Where Amazon’d never go
To the miracle that is librarians
Who will help your knowledge grow
No you can’t replace
This utterly remarkable space
At your local library
It’s clear you haven’t been
Maybe ever
And so may I suggest that you
Endeavor
To see what all the fuss is about
Get a library card and check a book out
You’ll be surprised
How unlike a Starbucks it is
You won’t believe your eyes
You capitalist rascal
When folks
Like you talk about what value is
I think that you imagine
The ups and downs of the stock market
You’ve lost the capacity
To see beyond your love of money
At your local library
The totality
Of human knowledge and expression
Is worth more
Than Amazon’s many billions
And experiencing that in the flesh
Cannot be overstated
Without it what is left
But a sad heart unsatiated
Without a local library"
I’ve got a headache,"it’s from lack of caffeine
That’s what I’m telling myself
I feel low down and mean
I’ve got a headache
It’s pretty much all that’s going on
I’m getting on a plane tomorrow
I hope by then it’s gone
I’ve got a headache
Send me all the good vibes
I just want to put down the guitar
And rest my eyes"
I’m going to the dentist again,"Gonna get my cavity filled
I’m going to the dentist again
Gonna get my cavity filled
I hope they knock me out with the gas
So it feels like it goes real fast, oh
I hope they knock me out with the gas
So it goes real real fast, oh"
In exactly one year it'll be sung a,"day 6000 6000 In
exactly one year it'll be 365 more songs
and songs a day 6000 6000 Time
moves faster than it ever has Time
moves faster than a faster baby And
I make up the words That
I don't know what to say And
I say it Cause
in exactly one year it'll be song a
day 6000 6 6000 1 2 3 4
5 6000 songs in one year In
one year In
one year from now on 6 6 25
6000 songs on 6 6 25 6000 So
on 6 6 25 Mm
mm mm I kind of wish it had
been 6 6 26 But
then I would have had I started in
2010 and I started in 2009 So
in one year it'll be song a Day
6000 One
year from now One
year from 6000 songs in 6000 days 5000
feels like it was just the other day
4000 feels like it was just T
H E
other day 3000 feels like it was just
the other day 2000 songs That's
almost 4000 songs ago 1000 songs That's
almost 5000 songs ago And
Jonathan that's too many songs They
should play this on the radio Jonathan
that's too many songs They
should play this on the radio They
should play this on the radio On
the radio On
the radio On
the radio"
I don’t know how to turn a knob,"So I’ll just go for a ride
My inner hippo
With my little baby on his back
I’m just sitting there waiting for the nap
My inner hippo
I’m just sitting there waiting for the nap
My little baby doesn’t want to sleep
So I’ll just put my little baby to sleep
It’s only now I realize
That this is where I belong
Right here in between these two
It’s only now I realize
That I am not alone
I am not alone
I am not alone
I am not alone, not alone, I am not alone
When you’re feeling rejected
When there’s something that you need to hide
One way or the other
How do you know which is which
Where can you be sure
that you will be
when you get back
To protect your little one, you’ll lie and conceal
So hide yourself, you coward
When you’re feeling rejected
When love isn’t your strong suit
When love isn’t your thing
You can always turn the other cheek
You can always turn the other cheek
When it’s clear that love can’t keep you going
Hiding in plain sight
Your baby is scared
He won’t shut up now
He’s scared of everything
Now he’s going to nap"
"I'm a beta, I'm","a beta, and we're both beta as fuck
If you're looking for an alpha male here,
then you're shit out of luck Domination
and total power, these are not things we
crave Our
self-worth is not contingent on how many women
we've laid We
know that we are real men Even
though our bank cards are unvoiled Don't
need memories to tell us so And
if they did, we'd be annoyed We're
not afraid of how we feel Even
if we don't feel afraid We're
not afraid to let it show Sometimes
of that hate Toxic
masculinity that permeates our culture Says
women are a prize to be conferred after
adventures Says
don't show your emotions, be violent or be
killed Says
you are all the life you want, something
if you're unfulfilled It's
not your fault Must
be those feminists, must be those women Who
won't have sex with you I'm
a beta, I'm
a beta, and we're both beta as fuck
If you're looking for an alpha male here,
then you're shit out of luck Domination
and total power, these are not things we
crave Our
self-worth is not contingent on how many women
we've laid Never
felt comfortable acting invulnerable Never
felt compatible with acting infallible I never felt
entitled enough to act hostile Never
felt exceptional just cuz my genitals Oh
my goodness, oh my gosh I think we've
gone full Mackintosh
Oh my goodness, oh my gosh Oh
my goodness, oh my gosh I think we're
gone full Mackintosh
Oh my goodness, oh my gosh I think
we've gone full Mackintosh
And I'm
a beta, and we're both beta as fuck
If you're looking for an alpha male here,
then you're shit out of luck Domination
and total power, these are not things we
crave Our
self-worth is not contingent on how many women
we've laid Our
self-worth is not contingent on how many women
we've laid Our
self-worth is not contingent on how many women
we've laid"
Innovative high school principle,"Proud single mother of three
Lead singer of a Yiddish folk group
Budding therapist with a gift for empathy
Backyard birds would eat from her hand
Great grandmother with an easy laugh
Always looking out for others
She was known to many as Babs
The living and the dead
Coexist
They are in our hearts and heads
We go on like this
I know you’re hurting right now
Because I am too
Would you take care of me
Cuz I’d like to care for you
Songwriter for rock, film and stage
Jazz trumpet virtuoso
Known for having a smile on her face
Could make anything grow
Loved art and making cards
Bounce DJ and radio personality
Ballroom dancing star  c
Liked his bacon and his hash browns crispy"
Abraham Lincoln was a friend of mine,"He used to sleep on my couch
When he dropped a dumbbell on my foot
I tried hard not to say ouch
He was pretty gnarly
I didn’t want to seem soft
He had a charm like an octopus
And he’d never turn it off
Abraham Lincoln didn’t have a job
He meditated everyday
He always knew what I was thinking
And what I was about to say
He never washed his clothes
Beetles lived in his beard
I’d take him to Thanksgiving
And my family thought he was weird
Abraham Lincoln danced like Michael
And sang like HG Welles
He loved to eat fried dough and cast
Warlock spelly spells
Nothing phased old honest Abe
And I miss him all the time
He used to sleep on my couch
Abe was a friend of mine"
Improvising a song about Farcaster,"Almost Stratocaster
Almost Stratocaster
I got letters on my desk from the
irs From
the irs from the irs I wrote a
song about Friendster
I wrote a song about Facebook
I wrote a song about Twitter
and Tumblr
And Tumblr
Now now I'm
improvising a song about podcaster on my Stratocaster
on a Sunday
afternoon with the IRS
letters on my desk Sitting
here drinking tea thinking about all the songs
that I wrote throughout the years Band
camp Tumblr
and so many more How
many of these things were successful as far
as having to build up my audience again
is very daunting Is
very daunting But
this time is the last time I swear
because it'll be open information Open
information Podcaster
on the Stratocaster
On the Stratocaster
with the irf sitting on my desk Sitting
on my desk I owe so much money
that it makes me sad and I don't
have a lot of time to write this
song so I think I gonna stop I
think I'm
gonna end the song right here"
lutein lutein,"very good for your eyes
they won't call you four eyes
if you eat green things
so eat green things
your eyes are important to you
you don't want to go blind
simple changes in diet
can have drastic effect you'll find
that by eating green leafy vegetables
your eye site could improve
make a salad, steam some broccoli
because you've got a lot to lose!"
Thousand and thousands and thousands and thousands of summers,"You moved upon my back in no hurry
Together, together, together we watched the world
We even showed up in the Vikings stories
I know change change is the only constant
But there’s so much I wanted to say
To you
Before
You went
Away
My love
My love
My love
The secrets the secrets the secrets that I’ll always keep
For you until the earth swallows me whole
Will keep me will keep me will keep me from despair
Watching the ice around me disappear
Someday the sun will explode
But there’s so much I wanted to do"
I don’t remember even half the songs that I’ve written,"Don’t remember even half the girls
That I’ve been smitten with
Try to sit and meditate
But it doesn’t work
I’m unable to satiate my self worth
I feel like a jerk
I don’t remember even half the days that I’ve been alive
Don’t remember even half the meals that I’ve eaten
Food that I’ve tried
My brain’s a big jumble
Just a series of tunes
If you hear me mumble
That’s what I do
When I think about who I am
Tell myself that I am only
Just a tiny little speck
And everyone that’s ever known me
Will forget me when I’m gone
And things will carry on
Though we’ll all be dead
Don’t remember even what her face looked like
Forget about the feeling of her skin
Don’t even try
Don’t be offended
If I forget something that you said
It’s not that I don’t care
It’s just my head
It’s got a loose thread
I forget a melody as soon as I sing it
Most of the time
I’m forced to just wing it
Can’t you tell
There’s nothing preparing me
For turning 30
Now I’m so forgetful
And it’s really hurting
But I tell myself that I am only
Just a tiny little speck
Everyone that’s ever known me
You’ll forget me when I’m gone
Things will carry on
We’ll all be dead"
Born in Vermont in 1982,"Grew up in a small town there
Started playing guitar when I was 12 years old
And growing out my hair
Never did drugs
Lost my virginity May 10th, 1996
Left high school one semester early
To get my college kicks
When I was 17 I went to Israel
I spent 4 awesome years at Bennington College
I got my Masters degree at Cal Arts
Where I wrote a rock opera about the Super Mario Bros.
And then I created GameJew
Oh yeah
Now I write a song a day
And I live in Berkeley"
The whole world’s going to shit and I,"Don’t know how to deal with it so I
Live the same
Like I’ve always lived
While trying to find
What my breaking point is
If there’s a line will I know it’s crossed
If there’s hope will I know when it’s lost
I wish I could put the world on pause
For a minute
I can hear my ancestors say
Come on  putz, get out of the way
Before the borders are blocked up
You schmuck, it’s all fakakta
The hyper realism is out of control
Emperor’s got no skin, he’s bones
Oops Fukuyama made a little mistake
We lost Michael Brooks and David Grae
Brrr go the super pacs
They say just vote, and try to relax
Between the nazis
and my heart attacks
I think I’ll just lay down
For a minute"
Multimedia that's the morning p Gently,"warm in Ohio
Diabetes party or no is free diamond hands
diamond hands diamond hands Candles
diamond hands Party
this diamond hands that's a pore moto baby
Stone crash Diamond
hands diamond hands diamond hands diamond hands diamond
hands Moses
and Cowan
are war and ohana they're having a party
with some pizza and we're also having a
party party in the city known as mile
high Capiche
Volta belly that's why diamond hands diamond hands
diamond hands diamond hands My
hands are diamonds they're made of diamonds Made
of diamonds it's really inconvenient it's really inconvenient
to have hands made of diamonds diamond hands
diamond hands diamond hands form it's really Just
ask Raphael
Donatello and Luigi
capiche Speaking
the Italian
Mario It's
coming out on my birthday Mario
Louie's coming out on my birthday Gonna
go to Mario
movie and eat some pizza on my birthday
on birthday snaps hold some of their songs
he's got diamond hair Domin
hold them some of their songs He's
got diamond hands Adam
holds the most some of these songs out
of everybody And
he's got the diamond hand diamond hands diamond
hands diamond hands diamond hands Pizza
hands Pizza
hands Pepperoni
hands Pepperoni
hands Hawaiian
hands Hawaiian
hands Italian
hands Italian
hands Ouija
hands Ouija
hands Bowser
hands Bowser
hands diamond diamond diamond hands diamond diamond diamond
hands diamond diamond diamond hands diamond diamond diamond
hands Metallic
metallic metallic metallic Pizza
Pizza Freedom
Freedom Pizzapizza
for everybody Everybody
Pizza pizza Everybody
Everybody Everybody
Everybody Everybodyeverybody
everybody gets some pizza Every
every gets some pizza because they deserve it
They deserve it Every
human being Every
human being is a worthwhile person It's
a worthwhile person contains a universe and is
made of atoms and is made of atoms
just like you just like and just like
me Just
like me So
they all deserve pizza They
all deserve pizza It's
a human right It's
a human right to have pizza and a
party have pizza and a party with our
friends with our friends diamond hands diamond hands
diamond hands diamond hands diamond hands I guess
that's the end We're
all pizza and I think that's it Thank
you guys"
Son of a bitch,"Thinker mouth
I will die losers
In other words dollars and fuck
Fuck em
Handa
Panda
Panda
Panda
Panda
Panda
Panda
And fuck
We get some weirdos
We get some weirdos 25000 dollars dollars dollars
Kara what is that
Threesome
No
Ken
What's a ho
No
Fuck
Son of a bitch
Pink or mouth
I will die losers
In other words
Pink dol
I can't stand it
I know you planned it
Listen all y'all
It's a this
It's a sabotage
Yes
Wait a minute
I just got a crick in my neck
Yes
Yes
Crick in my neck
What is you doing baby
Fuck
We get some weirdo bitch crick in my neck
Tweets texts emails cards and letters wishing me well
I'm a lucky guy
What is
We love you out there
That's very kind
Thank you
Cost you 1995
The sabotage
Yes
I like that
Yes
Kara what is it
Threesome
No
Son of a bitch
Thinker mouth
I will die losers
In other words dollars and fuck
Son of a bitch
I will die losers
In other words dollars and f"
I don't wanna be sitting here one more,"minute I just wanna be finished I don't
wanna be sitting here anymore I wanna walk
right out the door oh I don't wanna
be sitting here writing this song Writing
this song do I don't wanna be sitting
here writing this song it's time to go
it's time to go I can't get my
butt out of the sea and get onto
my feet I can get my feet to
walk on the ground and talk to the
sky Here
we go Here
we go I've
been trying for a while to say the
thing that I need to that I feel
like if I don't reply then I'll
feel like a lean to that's falling down
but you're in the woods with no people
in it all I've
been trying to get my butt into the
sky out of this chair and by the
by into the sky where there's flight cars
O"
President,"Right this way
Why you text
President
Why
Why
Why
Why
Why
Why
Why
You're getting nervous man
Getting nervous man
Why
Why
Why
Why
Why
Why
Why
Why
Why
You're getting nervous man
Getting nervous man
You're getting nervous man
Getting nervous man
You're getting nervous man
Getting nervous man
You're getting nervous man
Getting nervous man
You're getting nervous man
Getting nervous man
You're getting nervous man
Getting nervous man
You're getting ne nervous man
Getting nervous man
Why
Why
Why
Why
Why
Why
Do we bring your own
You're getting nervous man
Getting nervous man
Why
Why
Why
Why
Why
Why
You're getting nervous man
Getting nervous man
You're getting nervous man
Getting nervous man
You're getting nervous man
Getting nervous man
You're getting nervous man
Getting nervous man
You're getting nervous man
Getting nervous"
Everything's running out of batteries This,"is up to and including me Every
train, every train running out of steam Everything
is running out of batteries Nobody
knows when they'll be four times Nobody
knows how much time they have left Everything's
running out of batteries I mean this figurative
and literal ease The
clouds fall down, that's called rain The
clouds fall down, that's called rain Everything's
running out of batteries You
don't look at me, you don't look at
me A
boat looking for a safe harbor Out
on the sea, out of battery I'm
running out, I'm
running out, I'm
running out I'm
running out, I'm
running out, I'm
running out Another
improvised song I have some sort of sad
news to convey A
very long time song a day fan slash
friend slash watcher I knew her by her
YouTube handle Swiss
Buckner If
you've been around my channel for any length
of time you will have seen her comments
very often daily for many many many many
years And
she passed away I think this month her
fiance got in touch It's
a funny thing, it's a strange thing This
relationship that I feel like I have with
you guys Especially
those of you that comment everyday I read
every comment and when those comments stop it's
like most often I just assume that you've
moved on But
this is the second instance in which I've
learned that a consistent commenter has passed It
makes me really sad like I feel real
heaviness in my chest to know that Swiss
Buckner won't be around anymore to leave her
encouraging comments So
a moment of silence for Swiss
Buckner Just
want to let you guys know how much
I appreciate each and every one of you
Yeah"
The death star is destroyed by I still feel her pull,"Dreams of light sabers and Wookies seep into my skull
In the darkest times we always clung
To the far off chance that it could still be fun
Pages from the calendar fall, my excitement grows
Those butterflies I felt when hearing Han Solo
In that trailer saying, “Chewy we’re home.”
I hope my excitement isn’t overblown
We have waited, oh oh oh
Maintained our capacity for hope
When the universe seemed to say nope
We still believed
That the new Star Wars
Could be good
That the new Star Wars
Might not suck
We know this feeling
We’ve been burned before
But we’re willing to follow you once more
The new Star Wars
Might not suck
The cast looks good and JJ Abrahams is
Definitely capable of doing better than Lucas did
Lawrence Kasdan portends good things
We can safely say there’s no Jar Jar Binks
I can feel that old star wars feeling in my gut
It’s hard to keep from screaming in anticipation but
I temper that with some dark thoughts
I take nothing for granted, not the dialog or plots
Bringing back all our old friends
Could be the worst thing or the best
Making lots of Star Wars movies
My brain’s been a little obsessed"
If I could I’d take,"Three baths a day
H20
Bury me at sea
Give the fish something to eat
Leave behind my phone
I don’t need it
I don’t want it
I’m in the bath
I’m haunted
If I only could
I’d live out in the woods
Cover myself in bark
Ride a giant moose
Let my anger loose
Sing songs to the trees in the dark
I need it
I want it
I’m up a tree
I’m haunted
If I could I know
I would keep you close
Sweat and smiling face
From the north to the south
Limbs sticking out
Bodies flying all over the place
I need it
I want it
I’m all alone
I’m haunted"
When I say I got no time,"That’s just what I mean
And the only crime
Is that I’m stuck up a tree
I can barely breathe
My wife can barely sleep
When I say I got no time
You better just believe me
R"
She names her cats after singer-songwriters,"She used to ice skate down the Rahway river
She's kind of obsessed with Paris
She's in a loving marriage
And she's always worried about other people
When she was pregnant, she could eat anything
She plays guitar and she sings
She's had so many different jobs
She writes poems plays and blogs
Essays, articles, ad copy and smoke signals
Oooh, the replacement child
Oooh, life's mad and wild
She's a loyal friend
great mother to Justin
Oooh, the replacement child
The town where she lives is a duplicate
Of the town she grew up in
She self published her book
Publishers took another look
When it sold over 14,000 copies"
I was born,"Lost and lonely
On the way to school
Didn’t know
That I was only
Part of the golden rule
Around my heart
The scaffolding
Holding it all together
If I was smart
I’d know something
About how to live forever
I grew up
Broke and bleeding
Chained to nothingness
I knew love
Was self defeating
So I stayed above the mess
When I die
I’ll see the sunset
Glowing beyond the veil
See the truth
Really know it
As my body begins to fail"
He’s so goddamn stupid,"He’s so fucking dumb
The depths of his idiocy
My brain goes numb
Just thinking about
How
And how he’s never done nothing
But take credit for
Other people’s accomplishments
So what’d you expect
He’s changing
The name
To X"
Dom dom riggy diggy dom dom,"Dom dom riggy diggy dom dom
Dom dom riggy diggy dom dom
Dom dom riggy diggy dom dom
Everybody tells you
You’re going the wrong way
But you keep going
Dom dom riggy diggy dom dom
Everyone’s against you
You hear it in the words they say
And that’s worth knowing
Dom dom riggy diggy dom dom"
Let’s let all the old people die,"Grandma and grandpa had long happy lives
Now let’s let them sacrifice
Themselves to the stock market
My folks don’t need to see my children
Graduate high school so let’s get killing
Do we really need old people anyway
Don’t they drag down the economy
This is America, land of the free
The mightiest, greatest, best country
Where you work a lifetime to the bone
And then we just let you die
Sure we could just give everyone
little bit of the one trillion
We are giving to banks every day
But who needs old people anyway
Old people
LET THEM DIE
Immuno comprised
JUST LET THEM DIE
And why why why
Because we care
More about money than we do people
The poor and unlucky
LET THEM DIE
The undocumented
JUST LET THEM DIE
And why why why
Because we care
More about money than we do people"
I don’t dance no more,"I was a dancing bear
I don’t dance no more
I was a dancing bera
I don’t dance no more
Tra la li, tra la le, tra la la
I was a thieving hawk
I don’t thieve no more
I was a thieving hawk
I don’t thieve no more
I was a thieving hawk
But, I don’t thieve no more
Tra la li, tra la le, tra la la
I was a dancing hippo
I don’t dance no more
I was a dancing hippo
I don’t dance no more
I was a dancing hippo
I don’t dance no more
Tra la li, tra la le, tra la la
Tra la looooooh
I was a butterfly
I don’t fly no more
I was a butterfly
I don’t fly no more
Well, I was a butterfly
Milk and sugar and take my eye
I don’t fly, fly, fly no more
I was a caterpillar
I don’t catter no more
I was a caterpillar
I don’t pillar no more
I was a caterpillar
Turn her right
Turn her filler
I don’t caterpillar
Tra la loooooooh x2
I was a hummingbird
I don’t hum no more
I was a hummingbird
I don’t hum no more
I was a hummingbird
Humming without a word
Ah, tra la li, tra la la
I was a giraffe, kaput
I don’t giraffe no more
I was a giraffe, kaput
I don’t kaput no more
I was a giraffe once
I took my time then
Ah, tra la le, tra la la
Tra la loooooh x3
I was a dancing bear
I don’t dance no more
I was a dancing bear
I don’t dance no more
I was a dancing bear
Put her here
Put her there
I don’t dance
Tra la la la le
I don’t dance
Tra la la la le
Tra la la la la"
Don’t put that in your mouth,"Come on now spit it out
Sand and dirt and puddle mud
I know that stuff can’t taste good
I feed you pasta feed you bread
You spit it out silly head
But grass oh that you’ll eat raw
Come on little baby not right at all
I thought when you learned to walk
This kind of thing might then stop
Since your not close to the ground
But still it all goes in your mouth
You’re almost 17 months
year an a half is coming up
Please tell me that you’ll stop
My little baby my tiny tot"
We introduce and formally define polynomial commitment schemes,"and provide two efficient constructions polynomial commitment scheme
allows a committer to commit to a polynomial
with a short string that can be used
by a verifier to confirm claimed evaluations of
the committed polynomial Although
the homomorphic commitment schemes in the literature can
be used to achieve this goal, the sizes
of their commitments are linear in the degree
of the committed polynomial. Danksharding
Yeah we’re starting Time
for scaling with Proto-danksharding
Pure of heart and So
smart This
is the soul of Proto-danksharding
requires only a constant amount of communication overhead
Therefore, our schemes are useful tools to reduce
communication cost cryptographic protocols On
that front we apply our polynomial commitment schemes
to four problems in cryptography: verifiable secret sharing,
zero-knowledge sets, credentials and content extraction signatures"
Okay so you didn't think I'd,"come to your party for the launch of
your app and not actually write a song
about it did you I didn't actually That's
crazy So
yeah here we go The
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you very much for everything And
thank you Tiff
You're amazing"
Should I be frightened? Oh,"yes! Through
and through! What’s
the name of this crisis? I think we’ll
call this one…Swine Flu!
Swine flu, swine flu Well,
I’m freaked out How
about you? Swine
flu, swine flu Where
can we go? What
can we do? What
are the signs? What
are the symptoms? Like
the regular flu, as far as we know
So what makes this one different? 100 dead
in Mexico!
And the circumstances around their deaths? Of
this we cannot be sure Well
isn’t that part kind of important? Well,
what do you need to know that for?
Well for one thing, what if they had
pre existing conditions? Or
maybe they just let the flu get out
of hand I mean, tens of thousands of
people die every year from the normal flu
So if you’re gonna give me scary facts
You better have your scary facts all planned
Swine flu, I’m
not afraid til I get some proof I
have this feeling you’re trying to sell me
medicine No…
Swine flu, swine flu Media,
what are you trying to do? Don’t
we have enough problems as it is? Please
just leave me the hell alone Thank
you"
Why does everything have to be so hard,"all the time So
goddamn difficult Never
easy never good Just
like one thing after another all day long
I sing with same old song and now
just wanna get on with it today But
I'm stuck in this seat and I'm
gonna plant my feet until I can't move
Cause everything is holding me down like glue
like me and you why is everything so
hard all the time Never
easy Every
story that I tell it ends the same
way in the depths of hell I am
stranded I am looking for Everybody
has a different definition of how Some
people say it other people Some
people say we're already there there why do
I think of Sis
A fan You
want to imagine him happy Just
finding joy in the daily struggle I see
That's kind of puritan It's
work work work That
Protestant American
work ethic Don't
miss me with that I'd
rather take a nap in the sunshine by
a been just fish for something but even
when I sit down to do my song
Everything goes wrong Everything
goes wrong Even
when I sit down to do math song
Everything goes wrong"
I’m just like this old guitar,"I can’t stay in tune
I’m trying way too hard
Blowing up like the moon
On and on and on
I keep my sleepless watch
Is all my relevance gone
From my head down to my crotch
I’m a burly basement dweller
I got no fucks to give
It’s probably just as Weller
I got one life to live
On and on and on
I keep my sleepless watch
Is all my relevance gone
From my head down to my crotch
I’m sidling up to paint
new coat on your van
Don’t tell me what I ain’t
And I’ll tell you what I am
On and on and on
I keep my sleepless watch
Is all my relevance g
one
From my head down to my crotch"
You got a lot of choices,"You got a lot of time
Space is infinite
So no matter how you look at it
You’re gonna be just fine
And it takes a lot of energy
To open a black hole
To follow the thread
To clear your head
Of the virtues you’ve extolled
But i wouldn’t trade
a choice i made
for the parallel unknown
Or maybe I would
Bad or good
game of telephone
Would I lose you
Would I be who
I am sitting here right now
I wonder and think
Would I be out of sync
That’s what I think about"
Pretty soon the whole world will be,"The planet’s getting hotter
And we’re running out of water
And there’s no oxygen left in the sea
But don’t give into madness
When the resources are low
Spread it all around like a lost and found
Made of quid pro quo
I’m not a communist!
Though my granddaddy was
No, I just think that if we’re all in sync
We can make it through because
Well, you and me we’re not so different
Different
You and me, we have a lot in common
Common
Oh
We both want the same thing
Oh
To be loved and cared for
Oh
To live and make it happen
So when those fires happen
And the earthquakes, tidal waves and hurricanes
Stricken by a flu pandemic
Dirty bomb or market panic
Please don’t go insane
No, don’t give into madness
When the resources are low
Spread it all around like a lost and found
Made of quid pro quo
I’m not a communist!
Though my granddaddy was
No, I just think that if we’re all in sync
We can make it through because
We’re all the same
We’re all the same
Whoa whoooooh ohh ohhh"
"Purple smoothie, purple shirt","And every morning write the song with one hand
And no one will get hurt
Purple smoothie, purple shirt
I wear it proud
No matter what you say
I’ll sing out loud
Purple smoothie, purple shirt
The fabric thinning into a million pieces
Pick up the threads and no one gets hurt
Purple smoothie, purple shirt
It makes no sound
But the song I write and sing is all around
And I have another thought
and the days go by
And it's overwrought
But I don't mind
I am just another servant
Don't heed my words
This is just another moment
Of bones and the birds
Purple smoothie, purple shirt
Is such a very, very, very strange one
Radioactive and inert
Purple smoothie, purple shirt
I wear it proud
No matter what you say
I'll sing out loud"
Take a journey through,"The textbooks of your youth
They’ll lead you right back to
The child that you were
Assembly in the gym
Do you wanna sit next to him
I’m learning how to swim
In Browns river
Read the entrails
Of the dead whales
Of the dead trees
That taught you science
Read the textbook
And then next look
The risk that you took
In Non compliance
Levar Burton is there
Soaring through the air
And if you stop to stare
You’re turned to stone
The books fall down
Cascade of knowledge wow
Better take shelter now
You’re on your own"
Cross the state line Cross,"the deadline and I lose time that was
never mind Though
I don't mind Because
I'm so inclined and Loris
knows that I On
a Sisyphus
climb Flip
the bed burn say a kind word despite
what you've heard I've
considered that My
soul's in turn between lines Been
blurred by canary burns in the minds unheard
Help me Jesus
Help me Buddha
I'm living a life that's been substituted Brain's
been swapped Blood
transfused Nerves
replaced My
mind confused Pump
the life Blood
dark as old mud Ready
my wheel hug for the big flood Punch
that punch good Punch
it feel good don't be understood Just
be Robin
Hood Watch
the window Darkness
faint glow Uphill
so slow merrily barely go but it's a
steady flow we make a solid tableau We've
got rocks and toes look out below Help
me Jesus
Help me Buddha
I'm living a life that's been substituted Brain's
been swapped Blood
transfused Nerves
replaced Mind
confused"
I just couldn’t dance,"When it mattered the most
I froze: I split the party into two
I caused the tide to rise
Behind two brown eyes
As hard as I tried
I couldn’t change the scene
Magnets and gravity
The whole room was mad at me
Some things you just can’t change
Sometimes it’s hard to move
windowless room
An ungrateful groom
Too soon: fingers twisted into knots
And lightning struck the church
When prayer doesn’t work
You’re left with knives and forks
And I felt like a jerk
Magnets and gravity
The whole room was mad at me
Please, Please
I heard the minister say
None of this was sinister, heyWe all are friends here
Coasts and jackets coming off
Mouths and guns were going off
40 tons of souls were spilling out into the room
And I’m gonna sweep
Up this mess
Just as soon as I sleep
For 24 hours, straight
My heart wouldn’t beat
And I couldn’t speak
My teeth: were littering the floor
And just as I heard my name
That’s when she came
Inevitable as rain
Tears came out like waves
I knew I couldn’t stay
Or I’d be swept away
Please, Please
I heard the minister say
None of this was sinister, heyWe all are friends here
Coasts and jackets coming off
Mouths and guns were going off
40 tons of souls were spilling out into the room
Trees growing out the floor
Flames spilling in the door
hot wind blew
Eagles flew up overhead
I heard a voice, not what it said
But it was you
It was you
It was you
It was you-ooo
It was you
It was you
It was you-ooo
bluebird was singing
My ears were ringing
I looked, but you weren’t there"
Oh,"I said something
I didn't mean to tell you
And now
I'm in trouble with the law
They're coming to shut me down
Leave"
Another foggy night in the swamp,"The lights go out and the dark goes chomp
Feeling my in my bones in there
Gotta get back up out of bed again
I just threw my heart into the lake
I think maybe we stayed out too late
I don't know
I don't know
I don't know
I don't know
I don't know
Another tipping point
Head on the green
You fight these monsters so unseen
You're looking more and more and more just like a ghost
I'm starting to become what
I fear the most
I just threw my hat into the lane
I think maybe we stayed out too late
But
I don't know
I don't know
I don't know
I don't know
I don't know
I don't know
I don't know
I don't know
I don't know
I don't know
I don't know
I don't know
I don't know
I don't know
I don't know
I don't know"
That’s all you’re eating two bites Pippy Mann,"stop do you want something else?
OK can I tell you what I put in your lunch?
Flip, cheese, goldfish, flip, cheese, goldfish,
pancakes, not pancakes, flip, cheese, goldfish,
poetry not poetry, flip, cheese, pancakes, Kobe, Kobe,
not pancakes, flip, cheese, grapes,
goldfish, bar, yo-yo
is that enough For Hebrew school"
You always must follow Rule,"number one is go find a shotgun Aim
for a head shot Aim
for a head shot Now
would you ever let a zombie survive? NO!
Why would you do that? Seriously,
why would you do that? What
if you could study it and learn all
kinds of things about it? NO!
Just kill it! Haven’t
you seen the movies? We’ve
got zombie banks with their toxic assets The
bankers won’t let them die But
any horror movie aficionado can tell you that
all the zombies must die So
kill the zombie banks! Shoot
them in their heads Then
throw their corpses into the fire Too
big to fail I say too big to
live Let’s
start all over again"
Harry Alvarez needed his oxygen tank,"And then the power went out
He was just 56 years old when he died
His daughter is missing him right now
4,645 americans
Died in Puerto Rico
4,645 americans
Died in Puerto Rico
Miliana Montanez looked down at her mother
Crradled her in her arms
No cell reception, and no traffic lights
The ambulance was too late by far
Trump went golfing
And threw paper towels
He couldn’t give a damn
The rest of us sent money
And promptly forgot
Did any of us do all we can
Meanwhile the island
Is still on the brink
Hurricane season is upon us
We have the worst possible president
For a time like this
And so it’s gonna be on us"
I was 15 once I was so sure,"I thought the world owed me something I
deserved more I was 15 once With
my heart on fire Filled
with big ideas and dreams And
a nameless desire The
world seemed bent on breaking me down piece
by piece I felt trapped inside a life
I didn’t want and I would never be
released I was 15 once And
am I glad The
internet was different back then Aol
was all I had I was 15 once
If Twitter
was a thing I’d
have been a fool With
angry screaming I’d
have been a lot like you angrily typing
to a stranger in the void I’d
have stayed up late unable to sleep because
I’m so annoyed This
is all to say I feel bad about
what you’re going through But
let me add if I may I’m
glad I’m
not you With
your anger With
your frustration With
your hostility With
your shortsightedness"
I’m taking a new drug,"(And I can’t stop sleeping)
I get up and go for a run
Then I can’t stop sleeping
Except for the middle of the
night
(And I can’t stop sleeping)
On a roller coaster ride
(And I can’t stop sleeping)
I don’t mind taking a nap
But every day is a little bit much
At least afterwards I don’t feel like crap
Maybe at night I’m not getting enough
Or maybe it’s the new drug, why I
Or my code has a bug that’s why I
I close my eyes for a second and I
From the world untethered"
His wife just left him,"She was 9 months pregnant
Then she had the baby
And he didn’t even come
Bye bye Mooch
We hardly knew ya
Bye bye Mooch
The orange clown’ll screw ya
In just 10 days
You’ve earned permanent vacation
You’ve killed you credibility
And murdered your reputation
The president said come aboard
Against the wishes of his advisors
You thought, oh for me it’ll be different
But now you’ll get what you deserve
Bye bye Mooch
Don’t let the door hit ya
Bye bye Mooch
That orange clown’ll git ya"
did you know that i have a podcast,"it's called always making
i do with my friend chris
who's been making a drawing a day
for over 1000 days oh yeah"
I’m hanging on,"By a thread
I’ve taken two naps
In my bed
I dove in
To the pile of stuff
I got going
When the going got tough
Keep it up
Don’t let me down
Don’t please
The chaotic clown
Hold steady
And keep your eye
On the ball
That’s rolling by
Lotsa people
Will try and tear
You down a notch
Just stand right there
Gotta be strong
For everyone
Who depends on you
When the day is done"
We’re all just children pretending to be adults,"We’re all just monkey’s expecting results
Don’t let anybody see that you don’t know what you’re doing
Don’t let anybody know how vulnerable you feel
It’s real
It’s real
The storm and the sun and you’re the only one
Who can feel
What you feel
The arctic mountains in your heart
Are real
There’s pain in my chest and he won’t go away
He’s my best friend, he sits silently
Until I hear him whisper
But I don’t wanna listen
But the more I don’t acknowledge him
The more my heart pounds like a piston
It’s real
It’s real
The storm and the sun and you’re the only one
Who can feel
What you feel
The arctic mountains in your heart
Are real
I am an animal, I scream and shout
Crack me open and pour me out
I can fill the universe
With the freezing cold of winter
I’m good at keeping it complicated
You can’t make it simpler"
I’m a very stable genius,"Who’s like really smart
I’ve got a big stable  button
So don’t even start
Watching tv in my bathrobe
I’m a big stable winner
I tell the same stable story
Every five minutes
I’m a very stable genius
Here’s a very stable tweet
You won’t find anybody
More stable than me
I’m a very stable genius
Here’s a stable interview
#maga
ooo oo oo
I’m a very stable genius
With a stable handshake
I have stable sleeping habits
At 2am when I’m awake
I’m working so hard
On my stable golf swing
For the american people
Now everybody sing"
in the earliest of times,"there was nothing but void
for humanities crimes
i am forever employed
cleaning up messes
vacuuming dirt
ready with the net
so no one gets hurt
again
don't soldier on blindly
iffen you find me
acting unkindly
my tongue is made out of fire
as i strum on my lyre
and attempt to inspire
on the ocean floor
i collect sea shells
in the highest mountains
i ring liberty bells
down in the valley
in the shady glen
they hide in doors
in the morning when
i come
a gilded knife
and a child at play
it was another life
i threw that all away
picking up pieces
falling through the cracks
you don't find love till you turn your back
on it"
Did you know,"Did you always know
Where and when
You were gonna die
I had heard
Hints and rumors
From so called friends
My whole life
And when it comes down to it
You’ve got a wound go through it
I know you can do it
I just know it
I came down
On a weeping cloud
To oversee the
End of it all
And I knew
I always knew
These folks were
Headed for a fall"
But you're the one who can turn it off now,"Um
Um
What's going on
We got a
Yoshi but we pretend that it's a
Toadette
We got a
Yoshi
We don't got a
Toadette yet
Mario
Leo he jumps
Luigi he jumps higher
Jupiter is covering the screen
He is funny and tired
Yoshi is
Toadette
Yoshi is
Toadette
Toad treasure hunter
Hunting for stars
Hunting all the day long
Toad is hunting he's hunting
Where's
Toadette
Cause this is her song
Toadette is
Yoshi in this house
Toadette is
Yoshi
You wanna sing some
I don't know
I'm done singing
You're done singing
Toadette is
Yoshi
Yoshi is
Toadette
Peekaboo
Toadette is
Yoshi
Yoshi is
Toadette
Toadette is
Peekaboo
She is
Toadette
Yoshi
Peekaboo
Yoshi is
Toadette
Peekaboo
Yoshi is
Toadette
Yodet is
Toshi
Toshi is
Yodet
Yodet is
Toshi
Toshi is
Yoda
Toto
Yo
Yoshi is
Toadette
What does
Toadette is
Yoshi
Yo yo
Yo
Yo
Yo
Yo
What does this button do
What does this button do
Take a picture"
Who's the first,"Who's the first
Who's the
God of the nifty church
Who said now let there be digital scarcity
Was it punks because they're now by far the most valuable
Some cost more than a large house
Celebrities buy them to flex their wealth who's the first
Who's the first
Who's the
God of the nifty church
Who set down let there be digital scarcity
Was it this little green fraud
All the versions made by lots of folks on colored token blocks
Sold traded also bought
Who's the first
Who's the first
Who's the
God of the nifty church
Who said now let there be digital scarcity
Was it these hexagons floating in space
The great beyond
Right when
Ethereum was turned on
Was this the nifty dog of the nifty church
Plus it now let there be digital scarcity
Was it
Ascii
Bernanke
Color coins cryptographics
Kevin
McCoy
Anil
Dash when they launched
Monograph maybe you have got to go all the way back to
Nakamoto or
This post from 93 which in great detail describes
NFTs
Who's the first
Who's the first
Who's the
God of the nifty church
Who said now let there be digital scarcity
Who's the first
Who's the first
Who's the
God of the nifty church
Who said now let there be digital scarcity
Who was it"
Are the very best no point comparing them,"when it come casting reality shows
there's only one place where everybody knows to go
if you're searching high and low
for people to be on your show
i'd like you to say hello
to the casting duo
they cast Top chef
and ultimate cake off
losing it with jillian the body fat
shake off
amazing race 5
who wants to be a super hero
project runway 4.0
that was emmy nominated you know
so give it up and say hello
danielle lives in redondo beach
where the ocean's within reach
randy lives in woodland hills
i once dated a girl from over there, you know
but that's just a tale of woe
which isn't really apropos
so just forget it and say hello
to the casting duo"
"I was an ape just 100,000 years ago","Doing things that apes always do
I was plucked from the plains of obscurity
My insecurity grew and grew
dragon with four heads
(One, two, three, four)
You cut off three and then
Ohhhhh ohhhh
Livin’ just for the mo’ ment
Ohhhhh ohhhh
Livin’ just for the mo’ ment
When I was air-dropped down into my cubby hole
They didn’t tell me just what I was ‘sposed to do
And so I languished on the end of telephones
Until they came in with the cleaning crew
They picked me up from my knees
And sold me piece by piece
Ohhhhh ohhhh
(Livin’ like a monkey)
Livin’ just for the mo’ ment
Ohhhhh ohhhh
(Livin’ like a monkey)
Livin’ just for the mo’ ment
(Livin’ like a monkey)
Ohhhhh ohhhh
(Livin’ like a monkey, Llvin’ like an ape)
Livin’ just for the mo’ment
(Livin’ like a monkey, livin’ like an ape)
Now I exist only in the CPU of this
Computer-active center of the universe
I live forever and don’t ever ever feel time
Though I’m hungry and
My stomach seems to always hurt
Dragon still lives on
(One, two, three, four)
But the will to fight is gone
Ohhhh oh
(Livin’ just like a monkey)
Livin’ just for the mo’ment
Ohhhh oh
(Livin’ like an ape)
Livin’ just for the mo’ment
Ohhhh oh
(Livin’ just like a monkey)
Livin’ just for the mo’ment
Ohhhh oh
(Livin’ like an ape)
Livin’ just for the mo’ment
Ohhhh oh
(Livin’ just like a monkey)
Livin’ just for the mo’ment
Ohhhh oh
(Livin’ like an ape)
Livin’ just for the mo’ment"
I never did drugs,"Because I wanted to be different
No cocaine or pot
No acid tripping expanding my thought
I never drank
Til I was 25 years old
And I haven’t had a drink
In about 3 years all told
I’m high on life
Sometimes it’s like a distance
Between me and people that use
Drugs for whatever reason
Sacred spaces that I’m not privy to
This was moreso back in high school
And in college I felt it strong
In certain tight knit situations
There was no way for me to belong
High on life
Nowadays I hardly think about it
Most folks I know are done with it
My dad smokes weed legally for his back
And he seems to have some fun with it
Sometimes I get invited
To go out drinking at bars
I love to see my friends
But I also like to stare at the stars
And get high on life"