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if you have an urgent issue , just leave me a note at this address . oh , and i almost forgot to mention , i offer a very generous discount for first-time customers .
i 've got it ! let 's pay a visit to shito , boss of the jade mystery . he 's a professional when it comes to working with stone and ore .
you should show a little more enthusiasm . like me ! hehe !
boom boom !
a musical duo is only as good as its weakest link . so you got ta teach me all your secrets , okay ?
beauty over complexity . tofu dishes are my kind of flavor .
that was uncomfortably close .
the feiyun commerce guild is one of my oldest clients . their approach to business is meticulous and thorough , and every business meeting i 've had with them has always been attended by the head of the house himself . last time though , i happened to meet their youngest , xingqiu , to my complete surprise .
labyrinths like this are unique to liyue .
i mean , come on , yanfei . do n't give up now . let 's investigate the area first .
unless this space wanted us to hear it .
however , all of this is assuming that it is indeed genuine smaragdous jadeite that was inlaid into the hairpins .
conqueror of demons ? what are you doing here ?
and we do n't feel hungry because the state of our bodies is suspended . it 's as if time itself has stopped for us .
oh , really ?
could you spare a little time to help me take care of this will ? for old times sake ?
alright , i 'll handle that while you guys head back to ito and help get the venue set up . i 'll join you later , and bring the permit with me .
client ? very pleased to meet you . here 's my card . i 'm afraid i ca n't leave my desk today . to dispute we 're dealing with , then please bring the relevant parties here to see me . let me just give you a breakdown of my fees . one moment . huh ? you came just to chat ? uh , no fee necessary then . so just to clarify , you came to chat as friends with a legal expert that you 've never met before . care to explain ?
oh , that 's most unfortunate . i was about to ask for your assistance .
for all the studying i 've done in my life , all i know is how to land people in prison . i do n't know the first thing about breaking out of one . ''
huh ? a new entrance . great !
i have a self-defense method that i call wrath of the flame , based on a punishment called the wrath of the rock , which is detailed in the ancient or comprehensive compendium of liyue law . the lord of gio is the god of contracts , and contracts , too , can be seen as a way of restraining people . ergo , liyue harbor has been the city of contracts since time immemorial .
and that 's not all . book also says this . when mortal and adepti powers are combined , one can move the heavens and shake the earth . this contraption is proof that mortals and adepti may coexist , that there is unity between heaven and humanity .
what the ... are they ... are they treasure hoarders ?
oh , wait one second , i 'll be right there .
sometimes commercial disputes i handle do n't end very pleasantly . the other party might win compensation way in excess of the damages , or pay damages far exceeding the costs , such as the price of violating a contract . some people say i 'm pretty terrifying . others try to avoid me altogether . but i do n't need to explain myself to anyone since the very beginning . the welfare of lila has been my primary concern . think about it . origin of disputes can be traced back to the violation of contracts . people are a lot less likely to violate contracts when they see the fallout . making sure that people realize the importance of contracts is a crucial part of my work .
i charge a higher rate to meet outside the office .
no , it 's nothing . i just need to re-examine a few things . let 's head over to mr. crossles .
you came to chat as friends with a legal expert that you 've never met before . care to explain ?
but this is your home , of course . the rules are yours to decide .
i thought we might run into some other people here , but apparently not .
k-lon , you 're here !
i am not !
but i do n't need to explain myself to anyone since the very beginning . the welfare of lila has been my primary concern . think about it . origin of disputes can be traced back to the violation of contracts . people are a lot less likely to violate contracts when they see the fallout .
well , if we 're all set , granny , i 'll get going now . got a ton of clients waiting for me back at the office .
well , hang on a moment now , cuz i do recall one final piece of evidence that we have n't revealed yet .
he did this because he heard us arguing , right ?
hahaha , good point . well , okay then , how about this ? to celebrate our newfound friendships , how about you let me take you to lea harbor for some sightseeing and a proper meal ?
these antlers ? oh , well my father is an adeptus , so i have adeptus blood myself . still , i was born during peacetime here in liyue . i never signed a contract with rex lapis . naturally , i do n't have to concern myself with adeptal affairs . i 'm free to focus on the life i want to live . works for me !
i need to be at the ministry of civil affairs shortly for something else anyway , so i can get the ball rolling for ito 's thing while i 'm there .
can you feel that ? let me see . i think it 's here .
meanwhile , we would have to look under every stone in liyue , hoping and praying that the hairpins do actually still exist somewhere in this world .
chasm 's been sealed off , and there 's just no way in . could n't secure any documentation either . looks like the ministry of civil affairs is serious about keeping it strictly locked down .
well everyone , i just completed another survey of the surrounding area . still nothing has changed today .
i would n't say there 's been an incident . just a minor issue . thank you , sir . i 'll take these with me .
yes , which is precisely why i was trying to keep her secret . we should avoid letting yelon open this door .
watch out !
let me see ... hmm ...
whoa , what 's everyone doing here ? something bad happened ?
well , i have adepti blood in me , so i would n't worry too much .
alright , that should do it . my fees are the same as always , and they 're written in the contract . have a look through and let me know if you have any questions .
i think they 're out looking for crabs at guiyun stone forest right now , with ms. xiangling and mr. guoba .
i 'm not just hanging there , okay ? trust me , there 's still hope .
and i 'll also need your signatures on pages five , seven , and on the very last page . finally , if you could just use this ink pad to make a handprint over here .
and since it 's not easy to persuade xiao of anything , maybe ailon 's just given up trying to talk to him .
i do n't like cold dishes . maybe it 's because i rarely eat them . when i would get home late , my father used to keep a lantern lit for me . he 'd hear me coming and ask me if i was hungry . in his words , best dishes are served hot .
you would n't see any operational mistakes in this commercial area , even during a busy festival season .
huh . well , it seems our theory checked out . in my humble legal opinion , that 's almost certainly the magical device i 've been looking for . it really showed up .
but i 'm not gon na sit here and do nothing . do you remember that small spatial rift next to the dissolving ground ?
and given the rarity of smaragdus jadeite , i fear that the final amount of compensation may end up being significantly higher as a result .
hmm , by the looks of it , nowhere near dire enough for you to be needing my services . uh , a shame . no more to be made here .
are n't actually inlaid with genuine smaragdus jadeite ? is that what you were about to say ?
hey , leave it to me !
alright , traveler , let 's go !
you 've already forgotten ? well , you 'll just have to recite them over and over until you know them by heart .
oh come on , no need to stand on ceremony . now , if i may confirm this again , mr. chow , have you and mr. crosswell come to an understanding ?
still , in order to verify my hypothesis and see if it stands up to scrutiny , i need to do some historical and cultural research . maybe i could borrow some of these materials here so i can do a deep dive later .
but can you be certain that your plan will work ?
remarkable condition !
brings me to my next point . i also have a theory about our encounter with the conqueror of demons earlier .
yes , if my guess is correct , then when both of you put your full power into the fantastic compass , we should be able to completely reactivate it , maybe even reverse it .
contained three new laws , 121 revised legal annotations , and an array of new legal precedents . archons know how long it 's going to take me to commit them to memory . still , she 's a business woman at heart . i 'm not about to let her beat me .
calm down now . you 're a person from inazuma too , you know .
this is n't over yet . listen to me . just now , i tried channeling my power into the fantastic compass , and it responded !
you have n't slept at all . are you sure you 're okay ? this place seems even more perilous than we first thought .
making sure that people realize the importance of contracts is a crucial part of my work .
you mean , boy yang fought alongside bowsacious ?
oh , i thought i smelled something cooking .
you never know , maybe you 'll make some new friends with this event . then you 'll have even more people to hang out with when you next come to liyue .
ganyu is kind and thoughtful . it 's just a shame she 's so busy all the time . most of the time , she 's buried in an endless pile of paperwork , the only exception being her nap at noon . do n't get me wrong , i have to put in some hours at work too , but i 'm happy with the job i 've chosen , and it 's certainly a lot like-
i have a theory , but i ca n't tell the others just yet . i do n't want anyone to panic .
things we 've encountered on the other side of that door are equally strange . it shows us whatever we fear the most . we 're in a space that defies common logic .
life is full of coincidences , but this is too much of a coincidence . could this all be related to the fantastic compass mentioned in the will too ?
however , i 'm sure that the ministry will be relatively lenient considering that , as you say , you were ignorant of the danger you posed .
oh , do n't worry . i wo n't write down anything that you told us about .
your mother wanted you to become a shrine maiden ?
a bad deal , right ?
well , it can be a little ...
the invasion of monsters from conria , battle in the chasm , and yelon 's ancestor . i have a feeling that somehow these are all connected .
taxing than hers .
take me along next time you go shopping for furniture . i 'll help you check all of that so you do n't unexpectedly overpay for anything .
we got it .
maybe this is one of the ways our adversary intends to devour us . unbelievable .
oh , i do n't know about you , but i can chat for sure . good luck trying to get me to stop talking .
i see , it makes sense now .
yes , well , that 's no obstacle , because i 've memorized all the legal codices .
mr. crossell , your answer please . my client and i are waiting .
a few years later , great demons haunted the mountains . the mortal and the adeptus joined forces to exercise them using the same device .
i think this gives us an opportunity . if the space creates phenomena meant to deceive us based on our imaginations , then we have to keep imagining , traveler .
it looks like guoba is all warmed up now . the bloom pruner is ready to operate at full power .