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its their character not their color that matters
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์ค‘์š”ํ•œ ๊ฒƒ์€ ๊ทธ๋“ค์˜ ์ƒ‰์ด ์•„๋‹ˆ๋ผ ๊ทธ๋“ค์˜ ์„ฑ๊ฒฉ์ด๋‹ค.
don't be afraid to love again everyone is not like your ex
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๋‹ค์‹œ ์‚ฌ๋ž‘ํ•˜๋Š” ๊ฒƒ์„ ๋‘๋ ค์›Œํ•˜์ง€ ๋งˆ์„ธ์š”. ๋ชจ๋“  ์‚ฌ๋žŒ์ด ๋‹น์‹ ์˜ ์ „ ์—ฐ์ธ๊ณผ ๊ฐ™์ง€ ์•Š์•„์š”.
putting bows on your pet
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๋ฐ˜๋ ค๋™๋ฌผ์—๊ฒŒ ๋ฆฌ๋ณธ์„ ๋‹ฌ๊ธฐ
i love everything and everybody! except for squirrels i hate squirrels
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๋‚˜๋Š” ๋ชจ๋“  ๊ฒƒ๊ณผ ๋ชจ๋“  ์‚ฌ๋žŒ์„ ์‚ฌ๋ž‘ํ•ด! ๋‹ค๋งŒ ๋‹ค๋žŒ์ฅ๋Š” ์‹ซ์–ด, ๋‚˜๋Š” ๋‹ค๋žŒ์ฅ๊ฐ€ ์‹ซ์–ด.
everybody loves chocolate chip cookies, even hitler
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๋ชจ๋“  ์‚ฌ๋žŒ์€ ์ดˆ์ฝ” ์นฉ ์ฟ ํ‚ค๋ฅผ ์‚ฌ๋ž‘ํ•ฉ๋‹ˆ๋‹ค. ์‹ฌ์ง€์–ด ํžˆํ‹€๋Ÿฌ๋„์š”.
go sports! do the thing! win the points!
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์Šคํฌ์ธ ๋ฅผ ํ•˜์ž! ๋ชฉํ‘œ๋ฅผ ์ด๋ฃจ์ž! ์ ์ˆ˜๋ฅผ ์–ป์ž!
fine you're right. now can we fucking drop it?
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์ข‹์•„, ๋„ˆ๊ฐ€ ๋งž์•„. ์ด์ œ ๊ทธ๋งŒ ์ข€ ํ•  ์ˆ˜ ์žˆ์„๊นŒ?
tattoos are bad for your health i know 5 million people that had tattoos and they all died
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ํƒ€ํˆฌ๋Š” ๊ฑด๊ฐ•์— ๋‚˜์˜๋‹ค๋Š” ๊ฒƒ์„ ์•Œ์•„์š”. 500๋งŒ ๋ช…์ด ํƒ€ํˆฌ๋ฅผ ํ–ˆ๊ณ  ๊ทธ๋“ค ๋ชจ๋‘๊ฐ€ ์ฃฝ์—ˆ์–ด์š”.
how long can i run? till the chain tightens
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๋‚˜๋Š” ์–ผ๋งˆ๋‚˜ ์˜ค๋žซ๋™์•ˆ ๋‹ฌ๋ฆด ์ˆ˜ ์žˆ์„๊นŒ? ์ฒด์ธ์ด ์กฐ์—ฌ์งˆ ๋•Œ๊นŒ์ง€.
what is he hiding? we need to see his tax returns! let me stop you right there hillary you deleted 30,000 emails, used bleach bit on hard drives, then destroyed phones with hammers you have no right to talk about people hiding anything truth uncensored
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๊ทธ๊ฐ€ ๋ญ˜ ์ˆจ๊ธฐ๊ณ  ์žˆ๋Š” ๊ฑฐ์ง€? ์šฐ๋ฆฌ๋Š” ๊ทธ์˜ ์„ธ๊ธˆ ์‹ ๊ณ ์„œ๋ฅผ ๋ด์•ผ ํ•ด! ์ž ๊น๋งŒ, ํž๋Ÿฌ๋ฆฌ. ๋„ˆ๋Š” 30,000๊ฐœ์˜ ์ด๋ฉ”์ผ์„ ์‚ญ์ œํ•˜๊ณ , ํ•˜๋“œ ๋“œ๋ผ์ด๋ธŒ์— ๋ธ”๋ฆฌ์น˜ ๋น„ํŠธ๋ฅผ ์‚ฌ์šฉํ–ˆ์œผ๋ฉฐ, ํ•ธ๋“œํฐ์„ ๋ง์น˜๋กœ ๋ถ€์ˆ˜์—ˆ์ž–์•„. ๋„ˆ๋Š” ๋‹ค๋ฅธ ์‚ฌ๋žŒ๋“ค์ด ๋ญ˜ ์ˆจ๊ธฐ๋Š”์ง€์— ๋Œ€ํ•ด ์ด์•ผ๊ธฐํ•  ๊ถŒ๋ฆฌ๊ฐ€ ์—†์–ด. ์ง„์‹ค์€ ์—ฌ๊ณผ ์—†์ด.
jew mad? get fuhrerious!
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์œ ๋Œ€์ธ์ด ํ™”๋‚ฌ์–ด? ์ง„์งœ ํ™”๊ฐ€ ๋‚˜๊ฒŒ ํ•ด!
removes polish with chemicals, nobody bats an eye
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ํ™”ํ•™๋ฌผ์งˆ๋กœ ํด๋ฆฌ์‰ฌ๋ฅผ ์ œ๊ฑฐํ•ด๋„ ์•„๋ฌด๋„ ๋ˆˆ์น˜๋ฅผ ์ฑ„์ง€ ๋ชปํ•œ๋‹ค.
brother... a day without a blast is a day wasted
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ํ˜•... ํญ๋ฐœ ์—†๋Š” ํ•˜๋ฃจ๋Š” ๋‚ญ๋น„๋œ ํ•˜๋ฃจ์•ผ.
when you're the only dog left at the dog shelter and the black family wants to adopt you
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๋‹น์‹ ์ด ๊ฐœ ๋ณดํ˜ธ์†Œ์— ๋‚จ์•„ ์žˆ๋Š” ์œ ์ผํ•œ ๊ฐœ์ผ ๋•Œ, ํ‘์ธ ๊ฐ€์กฑ์ด ๋‹น์‹ ์„ ์ž…์–‘ํ•˜๊ณ  ์‹ถ์–ดํ•˜๋Š” ์ƒํ™ฉ.
voting for hillary is like letting casey anthony watch your kids because she's not guilty
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ํž๋Ÿฌ๋ฆฌ๋ฅผ ์ง€์ง€ํ•˜๋Š” ๊ฒƒ์€ ์ผ€์ด์ง€ ์•ค์„œ๋‹ˆ์—๊ฒŒ ๋‹น์‹ ์˜ ์•„์ด๋“ค์„ ๋งก๊ธฐ๋Š” ๊ฒƒ๊ณผ ๊ฐ™๋‹ค, ๊ทธ๋…€๊ฐ€ ๋ฌด์ฃ„๋ผ๊ณ  ํ•ด์„œ.
they will soon be free
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๊ทธ๋“ค์€ ๊ณง ์ž์œ ๋กญ๊ฒŒ ๋  ๊ฒƒ์ž…๋‹ˆ๋‹ค.
is it ok for your son or daughter to call another man "daddy?
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์ž๋…€๊ฐ€ ๋‹ค๋ฅธ ๋‚จ์ž๋ฅผ "์•„๋น "๋ผ๊ณ  ๋ถ€๋ฅด๋Š” ๊ฒƒ์ด ๊ดœ์ฐฎ๋‚˜์š”?
most religions are religions of peace
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๋Œ€๋ถ€๋ถ„์˜ ์ข…๊ต๋Š” ํ‰ํ™”์˜ ์ข…๊ต์ž…๋‹ˆ๋‹ค.
when you find out there's an opening for the role of first lady
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์˜๋ถ€์ธ ์—ญํ• ์— ๊ณต์„์ด ์žˆ๋‹ค๋Š” ์‚ฌ์‹ค์„ ์•Œ๊ฒŒ ๋˜์—ˆ์„ ๋•Œ
if people reject me because i stand on the truth then i have no problem walking alone
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์‚ฌ๋žŒ๋“ค์ด ๋‚ด๊ฐ€ ์ง„์‹ค์— ์„œ ์žˆ๊ธฐ ๋•Œ๋ฌธ์— ๋‚˜๋ฅผ ๊ฑฐ๋ถ€ํ•œ๋‹ค๋ฉด, ๋‚˜๋Š” ํ˜ผ์ž ๊ฑท๋Š” ๋ฐ ์•„๋ฌด๋Ÿฐ ๋ฌธ์ œ๊ฐ€ ์—†๋‹ค.
from the bottom of my heart i would like to sincerely apologize..... for being white
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์ง„์‹ฌ์œผ๋กœ ์‚ฌ๊ณผ๋“œ๋ฆฝ๋‹ˆ๋‹ค... ๋ฐฑ์ธ์ด์–ด์„œ.
lets erect a memorial to all the americans murdered by an illegal alien make it 1,500 miles long 30 feet tall and put it on the southern border
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๋ถˆ๋ฒ• ์ด๋ฏผ์ž์—๊ฒŒ ์‚ดํ•ด๋‹นํ•œ ๋ชจ๋“  ๋ฏธ๊ตญ์ธ์„ ๊ธฐ๋ฆฌ๊ธฐ ์œ„ํ•ด ๊ธฐ๋…๋น„๋ฅผ ์„ธ์›์‹œ๋‹ค. ๊ธธ์ด๋Š” 1,500๋งˆ์ผ, ๋†’์ด๋Š” 30ํ”ผํŠธ๋กœ ํ•˜๊ณ  ๋‚จ๋ถ€ ๊ตญ๊ฒฝ์— ์„ค์น˜ํ•ฉ์‹œ๋‹ค.
just because they do this dosen't mean they'll do this
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๊ทธ๋“ค์ด ์ด๋ ‡๊ฒŒ ํ•œ๋‹ค๊ณ  ํ•ด์„œ ์ด๊ฑธ ๋ฐ˜๋“œ์‹œ ํ•  ๊ฒƒ์ด๋ผ๋Š” ์˜๋ฏธ๋Š” ์•„๋‹ˆ๋‹ค.
if there is no race it can't be homicide
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๊ฒฝ์Ÿ์ด ์—†๋‹ค๋ฉด ์‚ด์ธ์ด ๋  ์ˆ˜ ์—†๋‹ค.
here's to all my friends who never post about politics or religion
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์ •์น˜๋‚˜ ์ข…๊ต์— ๋Œ€ํ•ด ๊ฒฐ์ฝ” ๊ฒŒ์‹œํ•˜์ง€ ์•Š๋Š” ๋ชจ๋“  ์นœ๊ตฌ๋“ค์—๊ฒŒ ๊ฑด๋ฐฐ!
enjoying a day at the beach
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ํ•ด๋ณ€์—์„œ ํ•˜๋ฃจ๋ฅผ ์ฆ๊ธฐ๊ธฐ
when you come home from a long day of suicide bombinb and your wife gives you this look
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์˜ค๋žœ ํ•˜๋ฃจ์˜ ์ž์‚ด ํญํƒ„ ํ…Œ๋Ÿฌ๋ฅผ ๋งˆ์น˜๊ณ  ์ง‘์— ๋Œ์•„์™”์„ ๋•Œ ์•„๋‚ด๊ฐ€ ์ด๋Ÿฐ ํ‘œ์ •์„ ์ง€์„ ๋•Œ.
is bribing muslims for liberal votes justin trudeau's only skill? why does justin trudeau love foreigners so much while openly disrespecting canadians, canadian values, our history and traditions, our seniors and veterans? sharia law has no place in canada! never has... never will.
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๋ฌด์Šฌ๋ฆผ๋“ค์—๊ฒŒ ์ž์œ ์ฃผ์˜ ํˆฌํ‘œ๋ฅผ ์œ„ํ•ด ๋‡Œ๋ฌผ์„ ์ฃผ๋Š” ๊ฒƒ์ด ์ €์Šคํ‹ด ํŠธ๋คผ๋„์˜ ์œ ์ผํ•œ ๋Šฅ๋ ฅ์ธ๊ฐ€? ์ €์Šคํ‹ด ํŠธ๋คผ๋„๊ฐ€ ์บ๋‚˜๋‹ค์ธ, ์บ๋‚˜๋‹ค์˜ ๊ฐ€์น˜, ์šฐ๋ฆฌ์˜ ์—ญ์‚ฌ์™€ ์ „ํ†ต, ๋…ธ์ธ๊ณผ ์žฌํ–ฅ๊ตฐ์ธ๋“ค์„ ๊ณต๊ฐœ์ ์œผ๋กœ ๊ฒฝ๋ฉธํ•˜๋ฉด์„œ ์™ธ๊ตญ์ธ์„ ์ด๋ ‡๊ฒŒ ์‚ฌ๋ž‘ํ•˜๋Š” ์ด์œ ๋Š” ๋ฌด์—‡์ธ๊ฐ€? ์ƒค๋ฆฌ์•„๋ฒ•์€ ์บ๋‚˜๋‹ค์—์„œ ์ž๋ฆฌ ์žก์„ ์ˆ˜ ์—†๋‹ค! ๊ณผ๊ฑฐ์—๋„ ์—†์—ˆ๊ณ , ์•ž์œผ๋กœ๋„ ์—†์„ ๊ฒƒ์ด๋‹ค.
when they take too long to blow out the candle
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์ด›๋ถˆ์„ ๋„๋Š” ๋ฐ ๋„ˆ๋ฌด ์˜ค๋žœ ์‹œ๊ฐ„์ด ๊ฑธ๋ฆด ๋•Œ
one simple question why are we letting one man systematically destroy our nation before our eyes? answer mitch mcconnell
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ํ•˜๋‚˜์˜ ๊ฐ„๋‹จํ•œ ์งˆ๋ฌธ, ์™œ ์šฐ๋ฆฌ๋Š” ํ•œ ๋‚จ์ž๊ฐ€ ์ฒด๊ณ„์ ์œผ๋กœ ์šฐ๋ฆฌ์˜ ๋‚˜๋ผ๋ฅผ ๋ˆˆ์•ž์—์„œ ํŒŒ๊ดดํ•˜๋„๋ก ๋‚ด๋ฒ„๋ ค ๋‘๊ณ  ์žˆ๋Š” ๊ฑธ๊นŒ์š”? ๋‹ต์€ ๋ฏธ์น˜ ๋งฅ์ฝ”๋„์ž…๋‹ˆ๋‹ค.
d.j. osama spin laden droppin' beats like the twin towers
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d.j. ์˜ค์‚ฌ๋งˆ๋Š” ์Œ๋‘ฅ์ด ๋นŒ๋”ฉ์ฒ˜๋Ÿผ ๋น„ํŠธ๋ฅผ ๋–จ์–ด๋œจ๋ฆฌ๊ณ  ์žˆ์–ด.
move to new york they said it'll be fun they said
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๋‰ด์š•์œผ๋กœ ์ด์‚ฌ ๊ฐ€๋ผ๋‹ˆ, ์žฌ๋ฐŒ์„ ๊ฑฐ๋ž€๋‹ค.
my sandwich-maker is very slow today
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๋‚ด ์ƒŒ๋“œ์œ„์น˜ ๊ธฐ๊ณ„๊ฐ€ ์˜ค๋Š˜ ์•„์ฃผ ๋А๋ ค์š”.
when you accidentally fall in the toilet
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ํ™”์žฅ์‹ค์— ์‹ค์ˆ˜๋กœ ๋น ์กŒ์„ ๋•Œ
two woman walking home together after a nice day out together
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์ฆ๊ฑฐ์šด ํ•˜๋ฃจ๋ฅผ ๋ณด๋‚ธ ํ›„ ํ•จ๊ป˜ ์ง‘์œผ๋กœ ๊ฑธ์–ด๊ฐ€๋Š” ๋‘ ์—ฌ์ž.
texas churches be like... pew pew pew
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ํ…์‚ฌ์Šค ๊ตํšŒ๋“ค์€โ€ฆ ํŒ…ํŒ…ํŒ…!
i don't always have a heat stroke and get frostbite in the same week but when i do i know i'm in kentucky
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๋‚˜๋Š” ํ•ญ์ƒ ๊ฐ™์€ ์ฃผ์— ์—ด์‚ฌ๋ณ‘์— ๊ฑธ๋ฆฌ๊ฑฐ๋‚˜ ๋™์ƒ์„ ์ƒ๊ธฐ์ง€ ์•Š์ง€๋งŒ, ๊ทธ๋Ÿด ๋•Œ๋ฉด ๋‚˜๋Š” ์ผ„ํ„ฐํ‚ค์— ์žˆ๋‹ค๋Š” ๊ฑธ ์•Œ๊ณ  ์žˆ์–ด.
doesn't wear tampons because she trips over the string
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ํƒํฐ์„ ์‚ฌ์šฉํ•˜์ง€ ์•Š๋Š” ์ด์œ ๋Š” ๋ˆ์— ๊ฑธ๋ ค ๋„˜์–ด์ง€๊ธฐ ๋•Œ๋ฌธ์ด์—์š”.
when you can't decide to pre heat the oven or just throw the meal in right away
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์˜ค๋ธ์„ ๋ฏธ๋ฆฌ ์˜ˆ์—ดํ• ์ง€ ์•„๋‹ˆ๋ฉด ๊ทธ๋ƒฅ ์Œ์‹์„ ๋ฐ”๋กœ ๋„ฃ์„์ง€ ๊ฒฐ์ •ํ•  ์ˆ˜ ์—†์„ ๋•Œ
happy shot in the face day 5-2-2011
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ํ–‰๋ณตํ•œ ์–ผ๊ตด ๋งž๋Š” ๋‚  2011๋…„ 5์›” 2์ผ
1 bomb every minute
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1๋ถ„์— 1๊ฐœ์˜ ํญํƒ„
black power comes with a lot of responsibility
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๋ธ”๋ž™ ํŒŒ์›Œ๋Š” ๋งŽ์€ ์ฑ…์ž„์„ ๋™๋ฐ˜ํ•œ๋‹ค.
that chiken is so black no one is going to eat it
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๊ทธ ๋‹ญ์€ ๋„ˆ๋ฌด ๊ฒ€์–ด์„œ ์•„๋ฌด๋„ ๋จน์ง€ ์•Š์„ ๊ฑฐ์•ผ.
i hope both teams lose
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๋‘˜ ๋‹ค ์ง€๊ธธ ๋ฐ”๋ž๋‹ˆ๋‹ค.
say the damn pronouns
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๊ทธ ์ €์ฃผ๋ฐ›์€ ๋Œ€๋ช…์‚ฌ๋ฅผ ๋งํ•ด.
goin
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๊ฐ€๋Š” ์ค‘
we need problem solvers not racist and religious bigots in office
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์šฐ๋ฆฌ๋Š” ์‚ฌ๋ฌด์‹ค์— ์ธ์ข…์ฐจ๋ณ„์ž์™€ ์ข…๊ต์  ํŽธ๊ฒฌ์ด ์•„๋‹Œ ๋ฌธ์ œ ํ•ด๊ฒฐ์ž๊ฐ€ ํ•„์š”ํ•ฉ๋‹ˆ๋‹ค.
officer down
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๊ฒฝ์ฐฐ๊ด€์ด ์“ฐ๋Ÿฌ์กŒ์Šต๋‹ˆ๋‹ค.
we said we would never forget why are you voting them into our government?
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์šฐ๋ฆฌ๋Š” ์ ˆ๋Œ€ ์žŠ์ง€ ์•Š๊ฒ ๋‹ค๊ณ  ํ–ˆ๋Š”๋ฐ, ์™œ ๊ทธ๋“ค์„ ์šฐ๋ฆฌ ์ •๋ถ€์— ํˆฌํ‘œํ•˜๊ณ  ์žˆ๋‚˜์š”?
when a porn video features a tranny but then' she' turns out to be a midget too you had my curiosity but now you have my attention
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ํฌ๋ฅด๋…ธ ์˜์ƒ์— ํŠธ๋ Œ๋‹ˆ๊ฐ€ ๋“ฑ์žฅํ•˜๋‹ค๊ฐ€ '๊ทธ๋…€'๊ฐ€ ์†Œ์ธ์ฆ ํ™˜์ž๋ผ๋Š” ์‚ฌ์‹ค์ด ๋ฐํ˜€์งˆ ๋•Œ, ์ฒ˜์Œ์—๋Š” ํ˜ธ๊ธฐ์‹ฌ์„ ์ž๊ทนํ–ˆ์ง€๋งŒ ์ด์ œ๋Š” ์ •๋ง ๊ด€์‹ฌ์ด ๊ฐ€๋„ค์š”.
rep. dan crenshaw former navy seal decorated war hero literally lost an eye "doing something about terrorism" rep.ocasio-cortez former bartender supports socialism told dan crenshawn he should "do something about terrorism"
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๋Œ„ ํฌ๋ Œ์‡ผ ํ•˜์›์˜์›์€ ์ „ Navy SEAL๋กœ ํ›ˆ์žฅ์„ ๋ฐ›์€ ์ „์Ÿ ์˜์›…์ด๋ฉฐ, "ํ…Œ๋Ÿฌ๋ฆฌ์ฆ˜์— ๋Œ€ํ•ด ๋ฌด์–ธ๊ฐ€๋ฅผ ํ–ˆ๋‹ค"๋Š” ์ด์œ ๋กœ ์‹ค๋ช…ํ•˜๊ฒŒ ๋˜์—ˆ์Šต๋‹ˆ๋‹ค. ์•Œ๋ ‰์‚ฐ๋“œ๋ฆฌ์•„ ์˜ค์นด์‹œ์˜ค-์ฝ”๋ฅดํ…Œ์ฆˆ ํ•˜์›์˜์›์€ ์ „ ๋ฐ”ํ…๋”๋กœ์„œ ์‚ฌํšŒ์ฃผ์˜๋ฅผ ์ง€์ง€ํ•˜๋ฉฐ, ๋Œ„ ํฌ๋ Œ์‡ผ์—๊ฒŒ "ํ…Œ๋Ÿฌ๋ฆฌ์ฆ˜์— ๋Œ€ํ•ด ๋ฌด์–ธ๊ฐ€๋ฅผ ํ•ด์•ผ ํ•œ๋‹ค"๊ณ  ๋งํ–ˆ์Šต๋‹ˆ๋‹ค.
nice watch must have cost an arm and a leg
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๋ฉ‹์ง„ ์‹œ๊ณ„, ์ •๋ง ๋น„์ŒŒ๊ฒ ๋„ค์š”.
i'm sick of politics so here's a pic of michelle obama riding a unicorn
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์ •์น˜๋Š” ์ง€๊ฒจ์›Œ์„œ ๋ฏธ์…ธ ์˜ค๋ฐ”๋งˆ๊ฐ€ ์œ ๋‹ˆ์ฝ˜์„ ํƒ€๊ณ  ์žˆ๋Š” ์‚ฌ์ง„์„ ์˜ฌ๋ ค์š”.
when you suck at photoshop
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ํฌํ† ์ƒต์„ ์ž˜ ๋ชปํ•  ๋•Œ
for the last time.. i'm not michelle obama
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๋งˆ์ง€๋ง‰์œผ๋กœ ๋งํ•˜๋Š”๋ฐ, ์ €๋Š” ๋ฏธ์…ธ ์˜ค๋ฐ”๋งˆ๊ฐ€ ์•„๋‹™๋‹ˆ๋‹ค.
i'm cute
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๋‚˜๋Š” ๊ท€์—ฌ์›Œ.
and then i told them you're going on a fun camping trip
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๊ทธ๋ฆฌ๊ณ  ๋‚˜์„œ ๋‚˜๋Š” ๊ทธ๋“ค์—๊ฒŒ ์žฌ๋ฏธ์žˆ๋Š” ์บ ํ•‘ ์—ฌํ–‰์„ ๊ฐ„๋‹ค๊ณ  ๋งํ–ˆ์–ด.
the jussie smollett case explained. "how do you plead? " "innocent!!!" "black, gay, trump hater, friend of michelle obama
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์ฃผ์‹œ ์Šค๋ชฐ๋ › ์‚ฌ๊ฑด ์„ค๋ช…. "์–ด๋–ป๊ฒŒ ํŒ๊ฒฐํ•˜์‹ญ๋‹ˆ๊นŒ?" "๋ฌด์ฃ„์ž…๋‹ˆ๋‹ค!!!" "ํ‘์ธ, ๊ฒŒ์ด, ํŠธ๋Ÿผํ”„ ์ฆ์˜ค์ž, ๋ฏธ์…ธ ์˜ค๋ฐ”๋งˆ์˜ ์นœ๊ตฌ"
please consider donating water to children in need
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ํ•„์š”ํ•œ ์•„์ดไปฌ์—๊ฒŒ ๋ฌผ์„ ๊ธฐ๋ถ€ํ•ด ์ฃผ์‹œ๊ธฐ ๋ฐ”๋ž๋‹ˆ๋‹ค.
you're a wizard motherfucker
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๋„ˆ๋Š” ๋งˆ๋ฒ•์‚ฌ์•ผ, ์ด ๊ฐœ์ž์‹์•„.
relax mexicans you are rapists, drug lords and criminals
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๋ฉ•์‹œ์ฝ”์ธ๋“ค์€ ํŽธ์•ˆํžˆ ์žˆ์œผ์„ธ์š”. ๋‹น์‹ ๋“ค์€ ๊ฐ•๊ฐ„๋ฒ”, ๋งˆ์•ฝ ๋ฐ€๋งค์ž, ๋ฒ”์ฃ„์ž๋“ค์ž…๋‹ˆ๋‹ค.
hey look at me! i'm a serial pedofile
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์ €๋ฅผ ์ข€ ๋ด์š”! ์ €๋Š” ์—ฐ์‡„ ์„ฑ๋ฒ”์ฃ„์ž์˜ˆ์š”.
when you just finished shooting a bunch of black kids but accidently killed a squirrel
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ํ‘์ธ ์•„์ด๋“ค์„ ์ฐ๊ณ  ์žˆ์—ˆ๋Š”๋ฐ ์‹ค์ˆ˜๋กœ ๋‹ค๋žŒ์ฅ๋ฅผ ์ฃฝ์ธ ๊ฒฝ์šฐ.
obama working to legalize medical cannabis for all of the usa
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์˜ค๋ฐ”๋งˆ๊ฐ€ ๋ฏธ๊ตญ ์ „์—ญ์—์„œ ์˜๋ฃŒ์šฉ ๋Œ€๋งˆ์ดˆ๋ฅผ ํ•ฉ๋ฒ•ํ™”ํ•˜๊ธฐ ์œ„ํ•ด ๋…ธ๋ ฅํ•˜๊ณ  ์žˆ์Šต๋‹ˆ๋‹ค.
my wife just got a seashell tattoo on her inner thigh if you put your ear to it you can smell the ocean
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์•„๋‚ด๊ฐ€ ํ—ˆ๋ฒ…์ง€ ์•ˆ์ชฝ์— ์กฐ๊ฐœ ๊ป๋ฐ๊ธฐ ๋ฌธ์‹ ์„ ์ƒˆ๊ฒผ๋Š”๋ฐ, ๊ทธ๊ณณ์— ๊ท€๋ฅผ ๋Œ€๋ฉด ๋ฐ”๋‹ค ๋ƒ„์ƒˆ๊ฐ€ ๋‚œ๋‹ค.
ring ring hello? i've been waiting for your call all damn day!!!
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๋ง ๋ง, ์•ˆ๋…•ํ•˜์„ธ์š”? ํ•˜๋ฃจ ์ข…์ผ ๋‹น์‹ ์˜ ์ „ํ™”๋ฅผ ๊ธฐ๋‹ค๋ฆฌ๊ณ  ์žˆ์—ˆ์–ด์š”!!!
i like my refugees like this '' '' ''
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์ด๋Ÿฐ ์‹์œผ๋กœ ๋‚œ ๋‚ด ๋‚œ๋ฏผ๋“ค์ด ์ข‹์•„.
when you get hungry you can either think about it or..
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๋ฐฐ๊ฐ€ ๊ณ ํ”„๋ฉด ๊ทธ๊ฒƒ์— ๋Œ€ํ•ด ์ƒ๊ฐํ•˜๊ฑฐ๋‚˜...
taking photo with a mosque
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๋ชจ์Šคํฌ์™€ ์‚ฌ์ง„ ์ฐ๊ธฐ
"ay, tone. how'd da gas stay in if da door is made of wood?"
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"์•ผ, ํ†ค. ๋ฌธ์ด ๋‚˜๋ฌด๋กœ ๋˜์–ด ์žˆ์œผ๋ฉด ์–ด๋–ป๊ฒŒ ๊ฐ€์Šค๊ฐ€ ์•ˆ ์ƒˆ?"
what do i have in common with cow pies? the older we get, the easier for you to pick us up!
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๋‚ด๊ฐ€ ์†Œ ๋˜ฅ๊ณผ ๋ฌด์—‡์ด ๊ณตํ†ต์ ์ด ์žˆ์„๊นŒ์š”? ๋‚˜์ด๊ฐ€ ๋“ค์ˆ˜๋ก ๋‹น์‹ ์ด ์šฐ๋ฆฌ๋ฅผ ๋” ์‰ฝ๊ฒŒ ๋“ค์–ด ์˜ฌ๋ฆด ์ˆ˜ ์žˆ์–ด์š”!
running chocolate
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๋Ÿฌ๋‹ ์ดˆ์ฝœ๋ฆฟ
imagine, if you will an entire country so ignorant that the people wilfully give billions of dollars in order to elect rich criminals to rule over their lives and steal their money, but believe they are free
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์ƒ์ƒํ•ด ๋ณด์„ธ์š”. ์‚ฌ๋žŒ๋“ค์ด ์˜๋„์ ์œผ๋กœ ์ˆ˜์‹ญ์–ต ๋‹ฌ๋Ÿฌ๋ฅผ ์ฃผ๊ณ  ๋ถ€์œ ํ•œ ๋ฒ”์ฃ„์ž๋“ค์„ ์ž์‹ ๋“ค์˜ ์‚ถ์„ ์ง€๋ฐฐํ•˜๊ณ  ๋ˆ์„ ํ›”์น˜๋„๋ก ์„ ํƒํ•˜๋Š”๋ฐ ๊ทธ๋ ‡๊ฒŒ ๋ฌด์ง€ํ•œ ๊ตญ๊ฐ€๊ฐ€ ์žˆ๋‹ค๋ฉด, ๊ทธ๋“ค์€ ์ž์‹ ์ด ์ž์œ ๋กญ๋‹ค๊ณ  ๋ฏฟ๊ณ  ์žˆ์Šต๋‹ˆ๋‹ค.
im never doing a garden again!
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๋‹ค์‹œ๋Š” ์ •์›์„ ๊ฐ€๊พธ์ง€ ์•Š์„ ๊ฑฐ์•ผ!
coming soon to your neighborhood 300,000 islamic heathens demanding the usa change to suit thier sick religion
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๊ณง ๋‹น์‹ ์˜ ์ด์›ƒ์— 300,000๋ช…์˜ ์ด์Šฌ๋žŒ ์ด๊ต๋„๋“ค์ด ๋‚˜ํƒ€๋‚˜์„œ ๋ฏธ๊ตญ์ด ๊ทธ๋“ค์˜ ๋ณ‘๋“  ์ข…๊ต์— ๋งž๊ฒŒ ๋ณ€ํ•˜๋„๋ก ์š”๊ตฌํ•  ๊ฒƒ์ž…๋‹ˆ๋‹ค.
listen bitch, before you start fucking with me you should know my team is bigger
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์ด๋ด, ๋‚ด ๋ง์„ ๋“ค์–ด๋ด. ๋‚˜๋ž‘ ์—ฎ์ด๊ธฐ ์ „์— ๋‚ด ํŒ€์ด ๋” ํฌ๋‹ค๋Š” ๊ฑธ ์•Œ์•„์•ผ ํ•ด.
masturbation it's not just for men
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์ž์œ„๋Š” ๋‚จ์„ฑ๋งŒ์„ ์œ„ํ•œ ๊ฒƒ์ด ์•„๋‹ˆ๋‹ค.
what is this sleep of which you speak?
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๋‹น์‹ ์ด ๋งํ•˜๋Š” ์ด ์ž ์ด๋ž€ ๋ฌด์—‡์ธ๊ฐ€์š”?
oakland mayor libby schaaf i saved 800 ms-13 rapists, murderers, molesters from ice
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์˜คํด๋žœ๋“œ ์‹œ์žฅ ๋ฆฌ๋น„ ์ƒคํ”„: ๋‚˜๋Š” 800๋ช…์˜ MS-13 ์„ฑํญ๋ ฅ๋ฒ”, ์‚ด์ธ๋ฒ”, ์„ฑ๋ฒ”์ฃ„์ž๋ฅผ ICE๋กœ๋ถ€ํ„ฐ ๋ณดํ˜ธํ–ˆ๋‹ค.
what if i told you that you cant "tolerate" a person who agrees with you? "
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"๋‹น์‹ ๊ณผ ์˜๊ฒฌ์ด ๊ฐ™์€ ์‚ฌ๋žŒ์„ '์šฉ๋‚ฉ'ํ•  ์ˆ˜ ์—†๋‹ค๊ณ  ๋งํ•˜๋ฉด ์–ด๋–จ๊นŒ์š”?"
look both ways before you cross the street
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๊ธธ์„ ๊ฑด๋„ˆ๊ธฐ ์ „์— ์–‘์ชฝ์„ ์ž˜ ์‚ดํŽด๋ณด์„ธ์š”.
what kind of punch can take out 20 kids and 6 adults? a sandy hook
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์–ด๋–ค ์ข…๋ฅ˜์˜ ํŽ€์น˜๊ฐ€ 20๋ช…์˜ ์–ด๋ฆฐ์ด์™€ 6๋ช…์˜ ์–ด๋ฅธ์„ ๋ฌด์ฐŒ๋ฅผ ์ˆ˜ ์žˆ์„๊นŒ์š”? ์ƒŒ๋”” ํ›…์ž…๋‹ˆ๋‹ค.
she said "choke me daddy" so i gave her 2 popeye's biscuits without a drink
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๊ทธ๋…€๊ฐ€ "๋‚˜๋ฅผ ์งˆ์‹์‹œ์ผœ ์ค˜, ์•„๋น "๋ผ๊ณ  ํ•ด์„œ ๋‚˜๋Š” ์Œ๋ฃŒ์ˆ˜ ์—†์ด ํฌํŒŒ์ด์˜ ๋น„์Šคํ‚ท 2๊ฐœ๋ฅผ ์คฌ๋‹ค.
meditation before going to school
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ํ•™๊ต ๊ฐ€๊ธฐ ์ „์˜ ๋ช…์ƒ
we can kill as many as we want and your stupid government keeps bringing us in
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์šฐ๋ฆฌ๋Š” ์›ํ•˜๋Š” ๋งŒํผ ์ฃฝ์ผ ์ˆ˜ ์žˆ๋Š”๋ฐ, ๋‹น์‹ ์˜ ๋ฐ”๋ณด ๊ฐ™์€ ์ •๋ถ€๋Š” ์šฐ๋ฆฌ๋ฅผ ๊ณ„์† ๋ฐ๋ ค์˜ค๊ณ  ์žˆ์–ด์š”.
so there is this new implant that can actually fix stupid
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๊ทธ๋ž˜์„œ ์‹ค์ œ๋กœ ๋ฐ”๋ณด๋ฅผ ๊ณ ์น  ์ˆ˜ ์žˆ๋Š” ์ƒˆ๋กœ์šด ์ž„ํ”Œ๋ž€ํŠธ๊ฐ€ ์žˆ์Šต๋‹ˆ๋‹ค.
if you're vaping inside a mcdonalds, inside a walmart ... that's the turducken of white trash
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๋งŒ์•ฝ ๋งฅ๋„๋‚ ๋“œ ์•ˆ์—์„œ, ์›”๋งˆํŠธ ์•ˆ์—์„œ ์ „์ž๋‹ด๋ฐฐ๋ฅผ ํ”ผ์šฐ๊ณ  ์žˆ๋‹ค๋ฉด... ๊ทธ๊ฑด ๋ฐฑ์ธ ์“ฐ๋ ˆ๊ธฐ์˜ ํ„ฐ๋‘์ปจ์ด์•ผ.
this cat is pushing a watermelon out of a lake. your argument is invalid
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์ด ๊ณ ์–‘์ด๋Š” ํ˜ธ์ˆ˜์—์„œ ์ˆ˜๋ฐ•์„ ๋ฐ€์–ด๋‚ด๊ณ  ์žˆ์–ด์š”. ๋‹น์‹ ์˜ ์ฃผ์žฅ์€ ๋ฌดํšจ์ž…๋‹ˆ๋‹ค.
that blackened chicken was so dry it reminded me of your mother
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๊ทธ ํƒ„ ์น˜ํ‚จ์€ ๋„ˆ๋ฌด ๋งˆ๋ฅธ ๋‚˜๋จธ์ง€ ๋„ค ์–ด๋จธ๋‹ˆ๊ฐ€ ์ƒ๊ฐ๋‚ฌ์–ด.
yo dawg, i heard you like memes so i made a meme mocking memes you so you can can mock me knocking memes while reading mock memes
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์•ผ ์นœ๊ตฌ, ๋„ˆ๊ฐ€ ๋ฐˆ์„ ์ข‹์•„ํ•œ๋‹ค๊ณ  ๋“ค์—ˆ์–ด. ๊ทธ๋ž˜์„œ ๋‚ด๊ฐ€ ๋ฐˆ์„ ์กฐ๋กฑํ•˜๋Š” ๋ฐˆ์„ ๋งŒ๋“ค์—ˆ์–ด. ๋„ˆ๊ฐ€ ๋‚˜๋ฅผ ์กฐ๋กฑํ•  ์ˆ˜ ์žˆ๋„๋ก ์กฐ๋กฑํ•˜๋Š” ๋ฐˆ์„ ์ฝ์œผ๋ฉด์„œ ๋ง์ด์•ผ.
when everybody's worried about their ex but you're just here enjoying your lemonade
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๋ชจ๋‘๊ฐ€ ์ž์‹ ์ด ์žŠ์ง€ ๋ชปํ•˜๋Š” ์˜› ์—ฐ์ธ์— ๋Œ€ํ•ด ๊ฑฑ์ •ํ•  ๋•Œ, ๋„ˆ๋Š” ๊ทธ๋ƒฅ ์—ฌ๊ธฐ์—์„œ ๋ ˆ๋ชจ๋„ค์ด๋“œ๋ฅผ ์ฆ๊ธฐ๊ณ  ์žˆ์–ด.
cannibal tribe from indonesia will take muslim refugess in any amount
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์ธ๋„๋„ค์‹œ์•„์˜ ์‹์ธ ๋ถ€์กฑ์ด ๋ฌด์Šฌ๋ฆผ ๋‚œ๋ฏผ์„ ์–ผ๋งˆ๋“ ์ง€ ๋ฐ›์•„๋“ค์ผ ๊ฒƒ์ž…๋‹ˆ๋‹ค.
when you see the gas bill
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๊ฐ€์Šค ์š”๊ธˆ์„ ๋ดค์„ ๋•Œ
cheers to all the people who can change their minds when presented with information that contradicts their beliefs
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์ž์‹ ์˜ ๋ฏฟ์Œ๊ณผ ๋ฐ˜๋Œ€๋˜๋Š” ์ •๋ณด๋ฅผ ์ ‘ํ–ˆ์„ ๋•Œ ๋งˆ์Œ์„ ๋ฐ”๊ฟ€ ์ˆ˜ ์žˆ๋Š” ๋ชจ๋“  ์‚ฌ๋žŒ์—๊ฒŒ ๋ฐ•์ˆ˜๋ฅผ ๋ณด๋ƒ…๋‹ˆ๋‹ค.
broken chair
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๋ถ€์„œ์ง„ ์˜์ž
stop being a bitch
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๊ทธ๋งŒ ์งœ์ฆ๋‚ด.
honestly how often do you masturbate?
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์†”์งํžˆ ์–ผ๋งˆ๋‚˜ ์ž์ฃผ ์ž์œ„ํ•˜๋‚˜์š”?
spending quality time with dad
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์•„๋น ์™€ ํ•จ๊ป˜ํ•˜๋Š” ์†Œ์ค‘ํ•œ ์‹œ๊ฐ„
when you consume too much trans fat
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ํŠธ๋žœ์Šค ์ง€๋ฐฉ์„ ๋„ˆ๋ฌด ๋งŽ์ด ์„ญ์ทจํ•  ๋•Œ
when i was a boy we didn't have things like adhd. it was called being a little bastard
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์–ด๋ ธ์„ ๋•Œ ์šฐ๋ฆฌ๋Š” ADHD ๊ฐ™์€ ๊ฒƒ์„ ๊ฐ–๊ณ  ์žˆ์ง€ ์•Š์•˜์Šต๋‹ˆ๋‹ค. ๊ทธ๊ฑด ๊ทธ๋ƒฅ ๋ง์ฝ๊พธ๋Ÿฌ๊ธฐ๋ผ๊ณ  ๋ถˆ๋ ธ์ฃ .