diff --git "a/reddit-sarcasm-in-train.jsonl" "b/reddit-sarcasm-in-train.jsonl" new file mode 100644--- /dev/null +++ "b/reddit-sarcasm-in-train.jsonl" @@ -0,0 +1,1686 @@ +{"id":"1d2g0fr","text":"Sigh, this is a typical \u201cuncle\u201d comment. I was not expecting this is from ISRO chief tbh. The AI isn\u2019t sentient , it doesn\u2019t understand. it merely tracks closest vectors and responds with words that are of similar weightage through math. I know oversimplification, but that\u2019s what it is","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d4xbpu","text":"Trailer toh accha hi dikh raha tha","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5sp5g","text":"Dude I knew people driving the small maruti in 10th grade at my school, years and years ago. It was always so so common. Had come across such in other cities too. There's just no repercussions to the rich doing wrong.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d058fa","text":"It also gets crowded in monsoon.\nEven though not so easy Trek.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d68jon","text":"![gif](giphy|3o6gDWzmAzrpi5DQU8)\n\nMeanwhile T-Series Malkin...","sarcasm_label":1} +{"id":"1d0x17m","text":"He deserves it though, auro ki tragedy pe dank ke 14 nai bana jata har waqt, I'm talking about victim\u00a0","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1czi8ly","text":"Gharme nhi hai daane Amma chali padosi bhunane","sarcasm_label":1} +{"id":"1d66u3w","text":"Btw, I've been doing this since my childhood and the relationship between me and my father is pretty chill. My father knows main ulti seedhi baat hi karunga or fir hum dono haste rehte hai","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5yerb","text":"I've got something for Deepika but now it's not the moment...\n\n","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1cyx7a5","text":"Ab 600 words ka essay likhna hoga 4 murder k baad","sarcasm_label":1} +{"id":"1d2c0x4","text":"Dude. I'm very sorry your relative's vote didn't count. I hope we can do something after the elections about this. ","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1cwagnz","text":"This is what you get from the Colligeum elected Milords. Judiciary appointments need to be reformed and need to be made on the basis of merit.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5tq88","text":"they looks good together","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d6a42b","text":"Wealth distribution, bro.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1czqw73","text":"So cool!!","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d0zhqj","text":"As income increases more people are going to fly. :)\n\nI have seen hostesses requesting some people if they would take the seat next to door, when they are vacant. I have been asked 4 or 5 times, and I have complied as it has more leg room. I think they are looking for people who will comprehend their instructions and act accordingly.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d0tzt0","text":"Tatti breeders, labs typically have large litters, the sooner they can separate the pups and mum, the sooner they can sell the pups by adjusting them to semi solid food and not have to deal with puppy feeding and toilet cleaning. What nobody realises or cares for that matter is how important that narrow time frame is for the pup\u2019s mental health and social skills.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5kolk","text":"As much as i hate BJP, this dumbfuck journalist needs to learn that it's an air rifle firing a .177 caliber pellet. These don't require any license and are perfectly legal for everyone. \n\nAs for the training I guess they're fantasizing about defending Hinduism , which tbh is fruitless because we already have capable paramilitary units to defend civilians if they're targetted by any radical group. \n\nThey're better off running sports and medical training camps for youth.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1czehnv","text":"Anything less than several years in jail would seem unfair to the victims & families. this is an exceptional case.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5s3xk","text":"Eat the rich","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d2o00l","text":"The return and refund experience on amazon has deteriorated for me as well lately. They have just too much volume from the looks of it. But I've persisted and have had issues resolved in my favour eventually. Even if it's taken weeks or months.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d4iakf","text":"It\u2019s very weird tbh no need to touch her there and she looked shocked. No one even as friends rlly does that unless their dynamic is different. Also what is this scene even from? Anil and Boney r both so gross","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d36x8o","text":"\"State run Fiscal Policy Institute Study\" , thats all i need to see . Government congratulating itself.","sarcasm_label":1} +{"id":"1d2jwpd","text":"Yeah the whole \"generic medicine\" comes from this idea. Common medicinal chemical salts mixed together to create a compund mixture that has the same effect.\n\nCompulsory licensing was a good move by India. First world countries would have dumped their tech at profitable rates for them and we would have sufferred.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d1d4r7","text":"It's a reply of Yogi being removed by ak.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d4d0zv","text":"Perfectly curated \"story\" to seem more \"relatable\" to the audience, like \"see, I'm a normal girl with flaws too\", except it just highlights her abnormal behaviour. That is how it comes across to me. Why people can't see beyond this act is surprising to me. No offence, but she really seems like someone with zero personality, and even this \"incident\" she's recalling seems fake.\n\nEdit: As evident from the comments here, although her version of \"being attached\" seems exaggerated, she's struck a chord with the audience. But everything she does looks and sounds so fake I'll have trouble believing anything she says.","sarcasm_label":1} +{"id":"1d4t0wh","text":"I think she meant that boney is helping her to handle her money like where she should invest or maybe buy real estate as he himself is a millionare and also all the money sridevi earned throughout her life went to him. I don\u2019t think he needs money, just working as a portfolio manager for her.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d4os9t","text":"damn i really wanted to see some guillotine shit under the tyre. still good tho given they got caught and beaten up.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d4d0zv","text":"This kind of crazy behaviour is not normal at all and stems from insecurity, fear of being cheated on , and\/or a lack of understanding of personal space. My ex would do this same thing if i went out and didn't pick up , he'd instantly jump to conclusions and ruin every outing I had with my family and friends. If we fought and I'd say i need time to think and cool down, he never understood that and kept calling which made me emotionally check out from the relationship long before I broke up for good.I know every relationship and individual is different but under no circumstances can i feel that this is relatable to any normal person but only to psychos. This is borderline crazy and this calling so many times is just a scratch on the surface, their true colours start showing after they pull this kind of thing.This clingy calling so many times is all fun and games for her but the other person on the receiving end of it must be exhausted beyond measure. This kind of behaviour fucks up mental health. People need to understand not everyone is willing to talk and sort things then and there or be at their service to pick calls wherever they want them to. It must be emotionally exhausting for her partner to deal with this.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d6ben8","text":"Jahnavi has still retained some part of her face but Khushi","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1cxtzr1","text":"Dumbass you\u2019ll get loose motions if you eat that many mangoes .","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d2cb2f","text":"Pure disrespect to the law, no fear whatsoever of the law.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5cz9y","text":"These guys will probably lose votes by posting stuff like this..\n\nThis is not America. And even if they want to support this community they shouldn't publically do it , because already they are not in position to lose any futher votes","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d4u7yw","text":"Tabu ne shayad Botox wagerah nahi karwaya and that's probably the reason she looks the best among her contemporaries now.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d2ehu1","text":"Same vibes as the \"one would feel bad when a car runs over a puppy\" remark made by another famous Gujarati.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5h5ca","text":"Let's just agree that they all are fake actresses.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d2ocxa","text":"I am pretty sure most of his fan base would love it if women stopped educating themselves and wore head vails everywhere.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5081m","text":"His fans are the worst. You can't compare them with any Fandom. They have all the worst human traits possible.Trust me I've been around them all my life.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d1kow6","text":"Movie banni chahiye","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d0ufvm","text":"This is what privilege is.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d04uk7","text":"State of roads in entire country..Except highways..Which have 4 tolls per 250 km.\n\nIts a shit show.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d12ldw","text":"We are most educated saar\u2026.north Indian uneducated saar","sarcasm_label":1} +{"id":"1d4zuxw","text":"Handsika Blackwani","sarcasm_label":1} +{"id":"1d5gjl3","text":"> .they cannot just stay home.\n\nyes,true freedom is in working for companies.\n\narbicht mach frei.","sarcasm_label":1} +{"id":"1d3yc4j","text":"Abe ye kaha ka judge hai bhai","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d4wtm8","text":"Both of them look so good.\nAishwarya is a dream.the grace , poise , beauty. Ufff","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1cwagnz","text":"I'm with you people, DO NOT LET HIM GET AWAY","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5cx9c","text":"well janhvi does this all the time so obviously she's not going to think so.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d1vjln","text":"Lol from \"Bhagwa Atankwadi\" to \"Sanatan Terrorists\" BJP got its 3rd term.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1cylain","text":"That's not true though. You have to take a moment to analyse the scenes they have. The lighting and the framing is obviously really good. The real problem is nowadays movies are very repetitive in terms of cinematography and music design. People don't want to experiment with the techniques unlike Hollywood productions - the real reason behind people hating bollywood movies","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d2hqfp","text":"Ngl it's been an hour since it started\n\nAnd it looks like a disaster lol","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d2zw9v","text":"Rich are getting empowered more in a pro-rich pro-corporate govt. Hence the more arrogance. What India currently going through is \"baniyafication\" of society where merchant class is at helm of the class hierarchy and also in govt power. Has taken control of most aspects of society and zero regards to apathy of rest.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d6cj3a","text":"He's Kay Kay \"fuckin\" Menon. There's nothing he can't do in the world of cinema.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1cvmihh","text":"This is the political equivalent of and mand ka tola....\n\n\nI cant believe people take this dimwit seriously","sarcasm_label":1} +{"id":"1cvqly1","text":"Restaurants bana denge","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d34bjm","text":"Mani Shankar Aiyyar allegedly wants to destroy the Congress party.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5ml1w","text":"Parents overdoing it for the youngest child.\n\nBut I have another weird thought - is Anant's illness too bad now ?","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d36e4o","text":"They did not say that you should continue with Nitrazepam. Only that Ayurveda is not a true alternate to modern medicine.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1cvqhok","text":"Apsara has the best Ice cream (not sundays) in India hands down and its not even a competition. If you ever had an Apsara ice cream, you wouldn't go back. Sad part is, it doesn't even gets the mention in main stream ice cream brands where as companies like vadilal that doesn't even sell pure ice cream is famous all over.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d4yaci","text":"i promise to never touch a cigarette in my life, and stay away from people who smoke regularly.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d1o5xu","text":"The way they speak Hindi sounds so innocent.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1cyi9g0","text":"Heaven for Delhites![img](emote|t5_3d4x4|20098)![img](emote|t5_3d4x4|20098)","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d4eu2n","text":"That\u2019s even less than what some of these influencers charge for a 15 sec reel!","sarcasm_label":1} +{"id":"1d5imzl","text":"Some rival fans posted a blind on this sub and everyone ran with it.\u00a0","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d6dc92","text":"There's nothing wrong in calling out wrong stuff in movies\n\nKal ho na ho was problematic from the beginning to end","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5p2p0","text":"Just a rivalry between 2 criminals or maybe a publicity stunt","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d3hckl","text":"Who decides what is superstition, what is not? Such bills themselves are products of blind superstition in whatever some modern scientists and rationalists claim in the name of science. No state should have such laws, rather.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d6cx3o","text":"If you are good in English, the best way forward would be to secretly clear a govt job\/bank exam, and get financial freedom and away from this family. If you can't leave your family, the next best option is to get married to whoever they choose and live your life as they want you to.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d66y45","text":"Shanaya surgically removed everything that was Sanjay Kapoor's from her face","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5iloj","text":"This is such a common and easy scam. People wanting to become rich like a lottery ticket winner is a problem. \n\nI don't think she will be able to get any money. You can contact your bank, cyber crime unit and others for help. I am sorry but if you pay 2 lakh more, she will lose that again.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d36u0q","text":"Politician can do anything. No one can any complain against them.","sarcasm_label":1} +{"id":"1d40pm7","text":"Castration is the only effective punishment.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d678v3","text":"Tips- purchase from epic games as they give rewards which can be claimed afterwards\n\n\nEpic giveaway a lot of free stuff you can build a whole library out of it nowdays vault game season going on you get a free good game every week\n\n\nBuy games from steam steam has major 3 sales during every year summer autmn and winter sale you can buy good games at a very discounted price","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5p4ff","text":"Go watch the original and support the team that worked hard to bring this to life. Not the ones using it for a launching pad of privilege.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d52nqh","text":"Awe her little tummy that baby is going to be blessed for sure","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d6bb7u","text":"SLB pictured well in a song of Khamoshi , which was essential for the plot, Salman and Manisha are too good on it.. Baho ki dhamiya","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d1c39y","text":"Holy shit these are fucking adorable!\n\nYou do need better photos though. Invest in a lightbox (or make one, if you're handy with DIY stuff) There are also apps with built-in AI that you can use to create a cool looking backdrop for these. Stuff like this will really help you go a long way.\n\nWhile you're at it though, post these to r\/IndiaThriftStore and r\/IndiaThriftCorner (and drop your business IG if you have one! If you don't, make one!)","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d48j4r","text":"Everyone this sub hates","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d1d4r7","text":"Did you read the article? Can you show me the part where it says Mann will be replaced by Raghav Chadda. Cause I can\u2019t seem to find the part. It stops with the deriding Mann as a ATM & personal pilot jibes in this article.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d35jon","text":"Just goes to show that our men are not physically incapable as paki terrorists would like us to believe.\n\nBut we have to agree that physical strenght is nothing compared to technological superiotity and our system,army and politics is knee deep into corruption and such a wonderful potential is wasted away year after year.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d3yc4j","text":"Lot of things need to be considered to dole out alimony and compensations. Did she bring dowry? Since its illegal the guy won't admit it. Does she have a good job? If she does then how much does she earn comparatively. Do they have children? If so then who is taking care of him\/her. All these things and more needs to be addressed tbh before judging either the guy or the girl. It shouldn't be partial towards one gender. We need UCC honestly for everyone, it can serve as a base to amend divorce laws too.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d0tn9u","text":"Article is from 2016. And it has gotten worse. They should remove science from the name.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5dy13","text":"What will Normal people do with no access to Salman?","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d4t0wh","text":"Yes, she is. Before her it was Sri, thats why she made a comeback. Boney's last decent job was the CEO of Sahara but then the company went bankrupted and he was left without a job. He keeps trying to keep his name as a producer alive by claiming he is making No Entry 2. But yeah, thats why he accompanies her everywhere and supports her","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5jajk","text":" bro 256 gb meh kaha chalta hai iphone, apka dost bhi na","sarcasm_label":1} +{"id":"1czlfop","text":"All around the Country, every Judge's assets should be disclosed on the court's websites.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d4woha","text":"Lol. Believable.\n\n\nWhat i dont get is cheat karna hai toh karo (personally against it) but dindharo toh mat peeto, fairytale love ka. These celebs have a 6 day wedding with all glamour and pap and then do shit like this. \n\n\nWhats the point.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d0hd4u","text":"Lower vote share means they have more room to increase votes later, for example if 50 people are voting and ECI will show 65 people voted, extra 15 votes are in their favour\nI several cases i heard that the pollong officers press the buttom themselves to increase votes in their favour\nAll these cheating are going on in this election \nThats why ECI delays data","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d3zvgt","text":"Rio de Janeiro became a country\n\nwow","sarcasm_label":1} +{"id":"1cznbtz","text":"Lol, naughty.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d2jws8","text":"At least I hope this will give this issue more awareness and acceptance","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d1lqeu","text":"A single case has revealed so much about the Indian system. Money is everything.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d0h0x1","text":"Tyical punjabis. Yes we get it, you suffered partition and left people behind but its been generations. Rest of the country doesn't want to suffer because you are reminiscing your past.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d66y7b","text":"Vibe hai malhotra ","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d3cgb8","text":"Why Kerala comparatively so less?","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5sc8j","text":"Why does it depend on them winning?","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d4os9t","text":"Karma is bus...","sarcasm_label":1} +{"id":"1cxv1k2","text":"![gif](giphy|BPJmthQ3YRwD6QqcVD|downsized)\n\nThat's what I am talking about","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5i3y0","text":"Natasha kya bakri banni wah","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d4rjat","text":"These peoples standard is so low. No wonder they worshipping these clown actors.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5dryw","text":"Endo season sale","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d4e77o","text":"I know. But still.\nWould be even better if we could implement such system across country.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d6bx6l","text":"Speaking from experience. Only join series C or D start ups as an employee. If you want to go in at seed, A and B then make sure you're director or above to make the risk worth while.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d4r56d","text":"Unemployment is always a stick for parties not in govt. There will never be a true zero percent unemployment. Opposition can use this argument freely with no repercussions. Modi has done an excellent job creating infrastructure that will show results 5 yrs from now. What does Congress do? Distribute 1L to everybody while they swindle thousands of crores ! \n\nbtw, when was there zero unemployment in Congress ruled period?","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d4ud41","text":"Month end ka chakkar, babu bhaiya! \n\n\/S","sarcasm_label":1} +{"id":"1czfr7n","text":"Har Har Mahadev","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5vxlg","text":"Ananya looks sloshed! And what\u2019s with Ranveer\u2019s look? It\u2019s so bad!","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5jbjc","text":"I\u2019m more interested in who Malaika dates next, I want her to be the next Leonardo DiCarpio hehehe","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d6563a","text":"Aish has no friends in the industry whatsoever.\n\nShe does not need friends from the industry to prove that she is good with relationships. The industry is a vile place , having said that she is always a part of the gatherings and seen with actresses at Manish Malhotra\u2019s gatherings and diwali occasions. Also as you get older you\u2019re more drawn to your family and that\u2019s what she is doing. She attends pretty much every occasion with her daughter and Abhishek and has great relationships with her family.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5gsfl","text":"Apki Gali national highway hai?","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5erii","text":"Touch wood, that it was not serious.\n\nBut also, literally nobody said it was serious, including Pooja Dadlani. Everyone knew it was a heatstroke\/dehydration. And wo kisi ko bhi ho sakta hai. Also nothing wrong with going to the hospital and chadhaaoing an IV if you're that dehydrated. Blame the media for the hoopla, not SRK. He was literally in Chepauk two days later cheering for KKR!","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5kxxg","text":"At the mean time the RW subs in reddit and barking that Tamils have commented that Pragg belongs to TN under an IG post praising Pragnanandha for his win against Carlsen. \n\nIf the sanghis are normalising racism, coloursim, xenophobia and islamophobia then it is nature to hate the people who support BJP in majority. Sanghis will be the reason why India will break.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d4q1h3","text":"Yeah, try shouting at someone's face in UP. And I'm not justifying violence. The youth in the video clearly instigated it. Any court will rule the old guy's actions as self defence. \nAnd if I am shouting in someone's face like that, I'm ready to throw hands.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5knzw","text":"Any language is learned by communicating in that language like you would with a toddler who knows no other language. So yes, it's frustrating when you communicate in English and they don't understand, so you give up and switch to your local language. DON'T. Or they'll never learn. Use signs etc anything but another language to make them understand what you're saying. Isn't that how you taught them your native language?\n\nStart with simple sentences and words and then ramp up. Talk to your partner in English in front of your kids and they'll passively pick up. It's not going to happen in a month so have patience.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d34ejf","text":"Modiji ya Amit Shah koh banalo doosre team kha batting hi nahin aayega ","sarcasm_label":1} +{"id":"1d0ffrr","text":"Around 28-30 are dead now, and many injured.\n\n\nThat gaming zone was fairly popular one, but still it didn't have fire safety NOC approval.\n\n\nFire was caused by some construction materials and work that was going on.\n\n\nThe whole place collapsed in 20 mins.\n\n\nAll gaming zones of the state will be closed and will only be re opened after safety checks.\n\n\nIt's just heartbreaking situation.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d1v2cd","text":"Doing public spectacles will make us even worse and seem like those shitty islamic regimes.\n\nThe more important thing than doing some grand public spectacle is to to run the case quickly, arrive at a verdict and complete the punishment within a couple of weeks rather than years. That will have a much bigger impact than a grand public spectacle.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d3xn02","text":"Please everyone don't forget about this case when the 4th of June arrives. It's because of you all only that the Pune police, media and the judiciary has started dealing with this abhorrent crime in the manner in which it should have been dealt with from the start. I'm sure this criminal family must be waiting with bated breath for the election result day to come so that the public's focus shifts completely and then they can get on with their bribing and escaping the shackles of justice. Somebody has also rightly posted on Twitter today that earlier they just had to shell out a few lakhs and that boy must have gone Scott free but now they'll just have to shell out multiple crores instead of lakhs but the result will be the same unfortunate one. \n\nEarlier, all that we were demanding was for this so called juvenile to be punished according to law that is applicable for adults. But now, a lot of shady characters have come into light and they should be lawfully tried in the court of law for their acts not just related to this case, but for all their misdeeds that they have committed in the past.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5hdtu","text":"New mothers look different.. it takes time to get back into your old look. This is very normal.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d1d4r7","text":"Because Ambani is better.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d07mvf","text":"Casio Illuminator! Love this watch!","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5uvlc","text":"Bengal needs to be put under military rule for a generation, it is beyond fixing at this point.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1cvguef","text":"Kahin dekha hua lgta hai ye scene","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d657jp","text":"People weren\u2019t open to ethnic features at that time and the 2000s were notorious for bringing in Russian refugees into modelling after the war. So, blonde, blue eyed, skinny was the requirement back then.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d4os9t","text":"Rare roadways W","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d1kh1r","text":"Nah most of the country doesn't think that they're voting for Modi bc they don't think there's even an opposition anymore at least at the nat'l level. In 2014, Modi began campaigning actively from the end of 2013 itself, this time around the opposition properly started their campaign.......... in April? The middle class is completely gone, they're beholden to Modi atp feels like watching a person develop Stockholm syndrome, let's see what the poor do","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5hrxe","text":"Bhole baba would be very pleased with all this tree cutting won't he?","sarcasm_label":1} +{"id":"1d5onpx","text":"Kitna hype karoge faltu iss movie ko. Aisa kuch dikhaya bhi nahi, that deserves it","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d0vmqy","text":"BJPee is truly a descendant of colonialists. Divide and hate is all they know.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d0qxj4","text":"Daylight robbery.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d1yuob","text":"Allegence to nation instead of government is a slippery slope. Thats the cliched justification 101 for every coup. Their are advantages to strong army leadership but in developing countries the disadvantages far outweight the advantages.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5jij3","text":"![gif](giphy|3ohfFKz4CZf2txpbOg|downsized)\n\nShe was & she is...Too much overhyped..Also she is forever saint according to everybody..","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d66y45","text":"Your unemployed friend on a Wednesday at 11.00 am","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1cwa8gy","text":"Yes. And we dont have to worry if banks charge high interest rate to other successful industrialists. As long as our tax money is not used to waive off bankrupt companies","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1cw8qdx","text":"As far as the written receipts are concerned, they do so to save themselves from taxes. They use blank papers to keep track of accounts and use proper bills with fabricated amounts.\nOn construction sites, the builders just work as consultants. They outsource everything like RCC work, brick work, electrical work, paint job etc. Those who are awarded contracts are usually locals and operating on minimal margins and can\u2019t afford buying costly machines.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d53p7r","text":"Karan plays safe","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5g8sv","text":"Oh these free-khors! 3-4 miyan, 10-10 bacche with each and then free main sab kuch chahiye. Be-sharmi ki limits cross Hain.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5u2r9","text":"Isn\u2019t she the one calling the paps?","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5g8sv","text":"Lool how it's similar behavior in that religion across Europe, america and India.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5j85l","text":"Nice, fellow first time voter.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d155v0","text":"Yeah there's actually a lot of quality and quantity concerns in zomato. Some of my previous orders that I received from zomato were actually from a completely different restaurant altogether.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d4pi06","text":"![gif](giphy|YOl02tQfTbzaCNuj3I|downsized)\n\nBut it can have embarrassing consequences like this.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5exzy","text":"Jumlebazi ki jai ho ! Modi hai to mumkin hai !","sarcasm_label":1} +{"id":"1d0sfo8","text":"Apart from the usual set of answers, at least in engineering, students aren't graduating with a shred of imagination of the actual skills needed for jobs. Most of them know what's taught in classrooms and that's not. No proper career guidance either. India needs a complete overhaul of the education system.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d604n7","text":"Looks like RCB team ( all big names)","sarcasm_label":1} +{"id":"1d5y20s","text":"Totally Agree. He is a Veteran and definitely among the greatest Indian leaders.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5kolk","text":"I don't think it's the opposition that released this video. Sangi's wants to flex a bit before the results to give glimpse to public what's coming after Ji comes back to power.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d3hkmd","text":"Bhai yaha static roads be to khadi khadi gadiyon me log thok dete hain, isme ko kohraam macha denge","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d67mb6","text":"This is not good while some are genuine others probably use this to touch her inappropriately\n\nWell still blame goes to shitty judiciary it needs a complete reform ,remove that kapil dibal or whoever in charge of law appointed during boomer era","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5de56","text":"This is what a paternity leave looks like?","sarcasm_label":1} +{"id":"1d5hc3b","text":"They are soon getting there. Given that India is the world\u2019s scam capital.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5de56","text":"What cocktail of drugs are they on? ESP Ranveer, bhai itna bi obvious mat ho ","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d4oqnw","text":"Even the trailer was long and boring","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d48xm0","text":"Googled it and sounds like a faltu award. \n\n","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5fua2","text":"OP you are a very dedicated fan of Jahnvi ! A rare sighting .LOL","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1czehnv","text":"There's fucking nothing to test!! Sometimes we need to tear law to prosecute these offenders as quickly and justly as possible. They take enough time to find loopholes to cite some BS and get away","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d0neuc","text":"Do you understand how exchange rates work? If not, look up how much USD\/INR was in 1974.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d4ud41","text":"Oh it\u2019s ndtv \u2026 nvm","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d68lee","text":"Sounds like a made up rage bait.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1cx1yq9","text":"car crasher get to write essay on accidents\n\nterrorists get to eat biryani on exchequer.\n\nmaha mahim kuch dimag bacha hai ki nahi ?","sarcasm_label":1} +{"id":"1d1o99u","text":"\/S\n\nCheck if the drivers is a dalit as BMW has a large customer base of Dalits, almost every dalit owns atleast one bmw.","sarcasm_label":1} +{"id":"1d0neuc","text":"\"hagde bharat\" \"pakoda mantri\" \n\nYou can criticize all you want but why this?","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d4yqpb","text":"I think you are confusing an Israeli based \"private\" firm selling its targeted political campaigning services with an Israeli govt agency working only for themselves. The former is not limited to just Israel for their clients, or certain type of clients. Hence, the weird combination of their clientele.\n\nIsrael has several \"private\" companies offering targeted services for\/against high value targets, which are deployed even by several foreign government agencies\/clients.\n\nPegasus by NSO, Cambridge Analytica started by those EX-Israeli special forces etc. were used by all kinds of clients across the political spectrum. Some cross the line at some point, and then they get shut down, and a new one takes its place. For example, Cambridge Analytica came down tumbling by interfering in US elections, but they were doing very well when they were doing the same thing all over the world before that.\n\nThese \"private\" companies work for anyone who pays them well, and as long as they are useful in the long run for Israel\/US, they seem to be allowed to operate with certain freedom on what they do, and who they target on a smaller scale. They might have a leash, but they also have a bit of room to play around, improve their techniques, and make money.\n\nThis was just an irrelevant event for Isreali govt to care or interfere with, I think.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d3u56f","text":"Good.... Than we are progressing and accept changes","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d4e77o","text":"Haan suna sahab kya bol rahe hai ? Get that bastard.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d0fgna","text":"Ye index Wale kabhi 126th rank dete hai, kabhi top 2 mein dal dete hai.\nAche se confirm karke batao fir hum decide krte hai happy rehna ki nahi","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5g8sv","text":"Oh the disappointment will be nice to watch. But then again everyone on social media is saying NDA might not win so I am a little scared as well.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d4nhkh","text":"Probably because it didn\u2019t fit in a lot of ATMs","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d67it2","text":"SRK is looking like johhny depp","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d2jwpd","text":"and still kids here are figuratively ready to kill to settle in the US, what a joke","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d50ncp","text":"A team of yoga instructors? Wow","sarcasm_label":1} +{"id":"1cxxc3q","text":"Mujhe lawyers ka scene pata nahi but imo judge isn't a promising career in terms of pay that's why very less prefer even prefer to be one","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1czj077","text":"i am seeing her after a long time and damn she aged like fine milk","sarcasm_label":1} +{"id":"1cyqau8","text":"JNU is a reputed gfti in engineering domain","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d678v3","text":"Fitgirl repacks, dodi repacks.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d11i5d","text":"Nitish be like ... \"Maaf karna, gusse me idhar udhar nikal jaata hai\" ","sarcasm_label":1} +{"id":"1d3zvzl","text":"Heat is just unbearable now. \nAnd this is clear indication that from here now the condition of heat is gonna be worse. We need more trees and vernacular cooling structures.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d4xblr","text":"I remember watching this film every time it came on Sahara One or Filmy which is almost every week \n\nI loved the songs (Aao Na and Pyaar Mein Sau Uljhanein) and the movie as a whole especially the second half with Amitabh Bachchan. I got to know much later that it didn't do well at the time of release.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d06w29","text":"Me playing GTA San Andreas","sarcasm_label":1} +{"id":"1d0uchr","text":"it's UP aka Ram Rajya! what else do you expect from these degerates? Raping, molesting, blackmailing, mutilating and murdering women is a way of life in Ram Rajya.","sarcasm_label":1} +{"id":"1d6e9fw","text":"Even I\u2019ll be humble if it was an all paid trip and I wouldn\u2019t have to pay a penny from my pocket","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d1pfkm","text":">\nPolice sources, citing the hospital, said the woman was suffering from lung cancer. Activists who were assisting the woman in her pursuit of the case are demanding autopsy of the body","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1cx524q","text":"Not uneducated but self hating","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d3wd42","text":"Thank you so much for your suggestion, it really means a lot, I'm going to talk to my dad about this idea , hope he likes this idea. Thank you!!","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d4nhkh","text":"It's to fight black money generally. Storing 1 crore of cash with 500 rs notes is more difficult than 2000rs notes. All those higher notes were in the hands of criminals and politicians as a result.\n\nThis is one of the reasons India historically chose to not have high denomination notes. Not just Modi government.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d6cayj","text":"Salman-sonali? What\u2019s the tea ","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d6a42b","text":"Increase petrol price by 5 rs next week... To catch up.","sarcasm_label":1} +{"id":"1d6a42b","text":"Wedding is fucking expensive even for richest man lol","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d2fgo3","text":"While I agree that Indian regulators are ineffective against things which cause real harm like Ayurveda and homeopathy, classification and recommendations of food listed here is not without basis in science. White bread is considered processed food in many countries, so is butter\/margerine. These are foods where intake should be limited.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5cx9c","text":"Omg just realized Rajkumar raps chin is back","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5qy9t","text":"Looks like a dropout newbie hippie in the first pic.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d67v15","text":"Simple answer is - \n\n1. Traction among the masses it brings glamour and is basically a PR marketing exercise. \n\n2. His kids enjoy having stars in their functions is also the most basic reason.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d23dym","text":"Hey it is good to read papers. But arent we more concerned about how an ideology manifests on ground? The same arguement is used by communists and socialists. Their papers and books were so rosy. But the reality wasnt.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d4r3z2","text":"How many sensors are broken? It is 28 degrees max across the country. Only auntinashunls believe this 56 inch - I mean degrees - claim.\u00a0","sarcasm_label":1} +{"id":"1d2c1xu","text":"bhim ki shakti on top","sarcasm_label":1} +{"id":"1d5p2p0","text":"What is this guy's problem is my quuestion?? What has Salman Khan done to him that he's trying to commit murder?","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5kg4p","text":"He\u2019s been working for 20 years to get to the position he is currently at.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5j3h7","text":"Yess! Got a lot of good ideas in all these subreddits, thanks! I'm noting down all, and the best part is, all of these are super fun to do and in her interests. We started already with some of these. Thanks again!","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1cwyxir","text":"Kapil sibal who normally charges 20-30 lakhs per hearing will gladly help this poor misunderstood people for free. His charitable personality always comes out for such cases he also gets a hard on protecting this type of people.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d3iujy","text":"nah don't talk reason with these people. itna polarised ho chuke hai there is no point","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5hc3b","text":"Most Pooja paths and sermons are because of the fear of God and not for the love of God","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d4x0dv","text":"Man idk; she didn't say anything wrong there tbh. I live in this country and frankly the racism comment is v valid; even if the song sucked. Like a lot of American singers have fucked up the national anthem and they def don't get as much flak as she prob did (and still does for other stuff tbh)!","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d683kh","text":"That headline from a woman journalist .. kya hi bolo aage. Kya hi progress hua hai apne mindsets ka. Just sad.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d39vz9","text":"Delhi is far away from a habitable place","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d45ryk","text":"Is he fckng clown or Pm of the country?","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d4r3z2","text":"All the addition of humungous amount of concrete structures all around Nagpur in the name of development has also added to this insanely high temperatures. Should have also focused on adding more green cover within and around the city to counter some heat, but no.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5mspc","text":"Lmao Bihar is performing better for INDIA than Karnataka","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d4vtks","text":"All that is ok Mr Kharge but just one question remains, Pappu Bangkok kab jayega?","sarcasm_label":1} +{"id":"1d0yinm","text":"LOL. Dhruv Rathee? FFS, get a life. Has she seen twitter and what BJP trolls normally do? Haha. This is the funniest thing ever. Looks like she is throwing stuff against the wall to see what sticks.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1cvh80t","text":"He will lose his entire vote base if he plans to do it.\n\nGood luck to him.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5dryw","text":"Hehe thanks ","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d55he9","text":"Alia bhatt, she is just a recycle of Soni Razdan whom I don't find very attractive.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5qtx4","text":"Seems like I found a Venkatesh Lake Life owner ","sarcasm_label":1} +{"id":"1d2r1o3","text":"Agar Modi pe bjp style movie banayege to jaroor hata denge!","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d6b27s","text":"Mera Unemployment scheme implement nahi ho raha tha isiliye chod diya","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5eaz4","text":"Maths mein range nahi padha tha kya , \nDidi ne 2 baar vote dala matlab 10 saal vote\n\nUnhone 18-23 mein phela vote dala hoga to\n\n[18+10 , 23+10]\nMatlab didi ka age [28, 33] ke bich mein hai","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d4jqfi","text":"Correct\nBut no one care which one suitable or not. Each one planting for selfie.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d4zfea","text":"Confirm FLOP","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5giwh","text":"Because she thought they are coming between her and her Romeo","sarcasm_label":1} +{"id":"1d0utl8","text":"So wholesome!","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d4sbsg","text":"I thought it was a gay love story. Disappointed after watching the trailer.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5knzw","text":"don't worry about English.. u were right to assume that they will be taught in school... and kids will learn to communicate easily.. so just do what comes naturally to you and your kids...","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1cxtypx","text":"It was the Centre that forced you to change your flawed tax policy, a grave which you had dug in your own. So Kerala, pat yourself on the back for coming back from depths of bankruptcy that you created for yourself out of sheer stupidity and appeasement politics","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5gjl3","text":"> Nope true freedom is having the freedom to not ask your husbands, wives,brothers,sisters etc for money to buy basic needs\n\nindeed thats why everyone pities people with generational wealth...right?because corporate slavery is clearly superior.","sarcasm_label":1} +{"id":"1cx524q","text":"History has repeatedly proven that it's uneducated Hindus who have brought ignominy time and again to our faith and culture for the greed of money and power. It's a shame","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d1x1uk","text":"Someone just posted why we need a reservation ! Irony died then.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d0tn9u","text":"Where ever we have brahmin-baniya majority it eventually becomes a circus, Supreme Court of India is a prime example","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d2c1xu","text":"BC, padh to le marks dene se pehle.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d3y9cw","text":"That is really big claims, but I feel Govt might have successfully rigged the elections making claims like 400+ is a big deal. BJP will make sure that they don't get embarassed","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d4wjb1","text":"Kuch bhi , such instances hamesha se hai","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d4rbns","text":"ley me remember, Who was the last guy who talked about a 1000 year plan?\n\naah shit","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1cznbtz","text":"This is actually the first time that this happened to me. Really strange.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5tq88","text":"Not a fan of both.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d2c6na","text":"Ik! I was mess. Abhi bhi hu but sayad thoda kam","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1cy08fj","text":"There is no mandatory insurance with sbi\nThey were forcing me to take one but I refused","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d4xwma","text":"For Modi-ji: \"Meditation\" >>>>> Manipur","sarcasm_label":1} +{"id":"1d661v0","text":"That girl looks underage","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d1ramf","text":"***Time to kick out the Darpok Dictator.***","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d0va0p","text":"thank you so much!!!","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d0tn9u","text":"Even calling it a circus has given it some respect. In India, these conferences are just a place for having tea and pakoras and boosting the ego in front of some illiterate politician. It\u2019s an example of the blind leading the blind there.\n\nMany of these conferences have essentially turned into hubs for extramarital affairs.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d1mb48","text":"Just greed and officials waiting for some rich a**holes to screw up so that they can make more money out of their wrongdoings. \n\nWhy do you think these rich a**holes stay in India and not move to other developed countries? Cause, they cannot buy their way out like in India. This would not have been covered by the media either if there was no public outrage and a good diversion for elections.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1cyt4yu","text":">Wait, wasn't reservation based on caste and weren't we told that Hinduism was bad and other religions were better because they didnt have casteism? I wonder why they'd need reservations.\n\n#this","sarcasm_label":1} +{"id":"1d4rjat","text":"\u201cLiplock\u201d is such a gross word. My least favourite Indian englishism (along with pukeworthy).\n\n\nEdited because wtf did I type","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d4p23w","text":"Oh definitely climate change is going to impact everyone, no doubt. \n\nI just don't want people to be misguided to incorrectly think that the current heatwave is nationwide.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d69op1","text":"without that elachi,the 2000s biryani would have been bland and tasteless, lacking its defining flavour and aroma.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d0tzt0","text":"To early bud to train such a young puppy. Think of him as a 6 month old human child. What can you teach so early. Please read some books are take tips from someone who's kept dogs before. Spoil and indulge in the puppy for now","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5fmg8","text":"As if SRK doesn't have fans in those countries?","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d39bol","text":"They need to declare holidays","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d3x7ud","text":"Nope. They can't either. No incentive for them.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d47fdt","text":"Laaapataa Ladies is a more family friendly watch and thus has a wider reach.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5pli5","text":"Yeh Karu kya?","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d36swj","text":"\"Jaha gaye waha ka bhes laga lete ho\". What does he want ? People should stay separate the whole time ? If i went to the north east and wear whatever they wear, whats wrong ?","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d68hnq","text":"Ye aadmi kab playground insults se uper uthega","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1cymbmx","text":"\"how dare the slaves fight back\"","sarcasm_label":1} +{"id":"1d5hkvh","text":">Lucky Ali has sung his first song \u201cNasha Nasha\u201d for the movie before becoming a famous Bollywood singer after singing songs in Kaho Na Pyar Hai.\n\nHe was famous even before KNPH due to his pop album Sunoh.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d1wxfw","text":"Isn't it risky?","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1cxsd4n","text":"Shut up! How dare you speak ill about our Duggal Maseeha? \/s","sarcasm_label":1} +{"id":"1d3y2nn","text":"Fir wahi backchodi chakka jam. Karenge dange honge pogram pogram chilayenge ","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5kg4p","text":"Brilliant bhai.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d3hckl","text":"They are waiting for an auspicious date to pass it.","sarcasm_label":1} +{"id":"1d5qbs9","text":"Man. So beautiful","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d4kysq","text":"Hae hae hae hae kar ke hasne wali kya baat thi ismein I don\u2019t understand.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d45ryk","text":"So the poison level in the air, will be reduced for 45 hrs? That's good news.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d1o5xu","text":" Two heroes. The one who jumped in and rescued the boy from the river and the one who gave first aid to get the boy breathing again. Both needs to be well recognised\/awarded for this life-saving act. These are the stories news channels should be showcasing.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d0x17m","text":"Pov : f around and find out","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1cymfds","text":"Tribal CM Jhopdi mein rehta hai kya ![img](emote|t5_3d4x4|20096)","sarcasm_label":1} +{"id":"1d28zko","text":"Thank you.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5i3y0","text":"You do know that both Natasha and Hardik could have easily posted a statement on their insta and they would have died down? It is like both parties want the speculations. Bring back the days where cricketers and their personal lives weren't all over the news.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d32rt7","text":"We will deal with conversion of tribals later translates to.\n\nWe'll screw them first, then screw you.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5l238","text":"I hope the get Shakira and Taylor Swift to perform , tab aayega na maza bhidu","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5jbjc","text":"Khud ke future ko explore karne ke chakkar mein, bechari ka past bigaad diya. Bade logon ke bacche, badi baatein ","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d39vz9","text":"The only time I want Delhi to go higher","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d615sb","text":"He had an affair with nushrat as well..","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d4d0zv","text":"Its weird af. I think something similar happened with Ishan Khattar too. He seemed to have mentioned it on KWK.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d1mar3","text":"What f is that hairdo dude. Every genZ guy roaming around with a ghonsla on his head these days ","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d6baez","text":"Bolne de bahot taqleef hua hai bechare ko, ED bhi G**d mar lee aur Janta bhi","sarcasm_label":1} +{"id":"1d5mf4d","text":"That's a good point. In many of these films, women are supposed to have intense feelings for a man, which affects their life so much. But on screen, it looks like a diva is annoyed by the man who looks star stuck.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d1wero","text":"PG = Pitiable Guest \/ Poor Guest","sarcasm_label":1} +{"id":"1d3yks6","text":"Puppet pm , wtf is NAC.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d4w3x2","text":"Gorgeous man. That jawline could destroy a few cities, it's so sharp","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1cxsvwn","text":"Please tell me he was charged with election manipulation","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d4e77o","text":"It is the system bro.","sarcasm_label":1} +{"id":"1d0zhqj","text":"Hmmm kitne Tejasvi log hein is desh mein ","sarcasm_label":1} +{"id":"1d4q7dh","text":"Entitlement in my comments? Please do gag and puke all the delusion out of your system. My friend, I've seen people lose their life because they tried to pull off stupid stunts like you did.\n\nYou claimed in your post that you are an ego rider. You, my friend, are that very \"chapri\" you despise. Chasing people just because they overtake you?\n\nDo a favor for the people who love you. Don't drive on the roads unless you change your attitude. This way, you are protecting the people who love you from the heartache, should any of your stupid stunts go wrong.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1cx0hp1","text":"Baby elephant looks so cute","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d060ds","text":"That's good to know.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d4wx9w","text":"They are still going strong.. I thought they would fizzle out after Archie's release","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d1mb48","text":"Dad funding underage son's alcoholism and speed driving habit.\n\nBar managers supplying the alcohol to an underage group of people. \n\nSon killing two people in a car crash\n\nInitially the police purposely messed up the investigation and turned on the victim's friends.\n\nA non judicial member of Juvenile justice board giving bail\n\nForensic chain of custody of the blood sample broken by doctors who were supposed to pass it to the lab.\n\nLaboratory head refusing to publish results for weeks in the end purposely.\n\nGrandfather kidnapping driver and forcing him to make a false confession\n\nMLA coordinating between all these govt. bodies.\n\n\n\nI used to be against the death penalty, but I don't really see any space for reform in this case. How can we even start to reform a system filled with corrupt people from top to bottom?","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d3juin","text":"What he does in personal life cannot be related to his role as an MP and member of opposition.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d0sfo8","text":"Any market that is unregulated is bound to cause problems. Population is unregulated in India. \n\nWhen you dig deeper, unemployment among uneducated is very low, and highest among \"educated\". The problem with our \"educated\" folks is, they never took studies seriously and barely passed the exam with no employable skills. Think twice before you blame the school\/college teaching quality, because I can show you an employed person in the same school\/college who scored well in the same environment. How can you expect to get a job when you can't score an 80\/90 in your exams?","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1cvh80t","text":"ME AND MY FRIENDS AFTER 2 PEG","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5mf4d","text":"Crew says hi. The film did well with 3 top leading ladies and no A list men.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1czehnv","text":"90 days for people to forget... \n\nMake it more 30 days have a grown up man standing there.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d36x8o","text":"This shows trickle up economics work better than trickle down. More power to the Karnataka govt. Glad they did a study to show how welfare schemes affect the economy in a positive way.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d66i32","text":"Mega based BJP. Cares for everyone, including their political enemies. \n\nEk hee toh dil hai modiji ","sarcasm_label":1} +{"id":"1d5i3y0","text":"Wow jaise hame pata hi nahi tha! \n\nThe news outlets literally picked it up from a very mid blind on this very sub and it started becoming viral fueled by the hate and trolling Hardik has already been facing from cricket fans since IPL started.","sarcasm_label":1} +{"id":"1czi8ly","text":"Beach said modi will push amit shah away, now this","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1czj077","text":"Who mad him ***Pandit*** ?","sarcasm_label":1} +{"id":"1d35jon","text":"Now watch CCP media and indian bootlicker media like newsminute play the clip in reverse and claim china won","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d68hnq","text":"Rahul Gandhi come out of the bubble, resign and leave the country.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1cyt4yu","text":"This aren't \"Castes\" these are different followings depending on what beliefs they hold. \"Sect\" is the word you're looking for.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d36swj","text":"Haha and I thought he was among the few smart leaders in congress.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d0u7e6","text":"Sorry to butt in but this is where things like neuralink make a lot sense, the chance it gives to convert thought to communication is something which makes life easier and independent for a person with various limiting factors , blindness, dead, dumb or hopefully even autism.\nIt's a perogrative of science to take luck out of our lives and make it possible for each to reach a desired potential.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d13wg8","text":"Hell na bro apun kattar vegetarian hai.","sarcasm_label":1} +{"id":"1d3cv50","text":"Still most colleges recommend his books if you are taking History as a subject.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5jbzm","text":"ARJUN???? Wtffffff","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1cvqly1","text":"Scrap the paint of and put them in the sea. It is excellent for corals to make a home.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5hrxe","text":"I don't get this. If the justification for the kanwar yatra is that \"it's a cultural tradition that is thousands of years old\", it is also true that trees and kanwar yatra have co-existed for all those thousands of years. What has changed? \n\nAdministration will probably be asked to plant trees \"as compensation\", but what they plant (if at all) will be small saplings which are not a compensation for fully grown trees.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d4ovgh","text":"How can puny humans question mighty lords? ","sarcasm_label":1} +{"id":"1d2l86x","text":"Is this guy selling trees or giving it for free\/low price.\nIf he is selling the plant then only this guy is making profit not farmers.\nWhen I use to work in plant nursery we use to buy mango seeds from mango processing factory.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1czjyv1","text":"FUCK!!!","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5e0nr","text":"Wishful thinking.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d0ffrr","text":"This is so sad, the government should take action to prevent anything like this happening in the future.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d3y9p8","text":"Ha Bhai gang leader banana Majburi thi. Bichara mukhtar Ansari! \n\nTBH I am not surprised at all, Rajdeep Sardesai defended Dawood Ibrahim during his early days of journalism. It's their ideology, to defend anyone and everyone, who aligns with their brotherhood. Dushman ka dishman dost hota hai for them, literally.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d1l0c4","text":"Ye kaisa faltu fakeer hai","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d4tttf","text":"Why is Kerala always good in whatever stats are being shown","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5hdtu","text":"Yaar that is post pregnancy weight. She will look like her old self whenever she loses it.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d46xjn","text":"Looks yummy .\nJaipur ki yaad AA gyi ","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5rdei","text":"Why are only Sara and Ranveer pictures coming out?","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d3zek0","text":"Brain dead bj supporters will believe anything coming out of his ass","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d67sql","text":"The South also has huge age gaps. This is the only exception","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d1y8hq","text":"Narcissistic^Narcissistic","sarcasm_label":1} +{"id":"1d5sc8j","text":"I honestly don't understand the obsession with international reputation. This post is ofcourse satire but international reputation is the last thing we should worry about.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d4dex7","text":"I don\u2019t know under what duress she had to post this but why didn\u2019t the men around this vile person protest when the incident happen? why didn\u2019t they speak up later? Unless multiple men surround this man don\u2019t speak up against him nothing will change. It\u2019s a man\u2019s world out there and other men are enabling it, some must have chuckled along with him. A woman protesting or 10 women protesting will be crushed like ants and chucked aside. I don\u2019t know the background of the victim so cannot comment on her compulsion.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d0f378","text":"I may not have experience in consoling others, but what you went through is something no one should ever have to endure. Stay strong and take care of yourself.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d2hqfp","text":"Holy shit this is an absolute shitstorm of a thread","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d4iakf","text":"I dont know about Madhuri's reaction here, but in general if a woman doesnt change or react, it is sometimes not most of the times, it is because they are fear frozen in this sort of scenario.\n\nOne is wondering is this really happening.. to what.\n\nIt can happen to Men too. \n\nUnless ofcourse where they are both buddies and she doesnt mind( highly unlikely in this case).","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d24gxi","text":"\u0905\u0924\u093f\u0925\u093f \u0926\u0947\u0935\u094b \u092d\u0935\u0964\n\nThank you for capturing Indian culture and diversity. Glad to know you had an amazing experience here. \n\nI have been lucky to visit Mexico as well, and there are more similarities between India and Mexico than differences. Both countries have amazing cultures and welcoming people. Please do come again and spread the love.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d4oqnw","text":"If this doesn\u2019t pause Jahnavi\u2019s career, I don\u2019t know what will- that\u2019s a 100% underwhelming performance record thus far","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d36u0q","text":"Thug, Womanizer, Rapist and now son is a Murderer.\nOnly beefing up his political credentials with the world\u2019s largest party.","sarcasm_label":1} +{"id":"1d5pdoi","text":"Brijesh Kumar Mishra, the main accused in a high-profile immigration scam involving fake offer letters from Canadian colleges, has pled guilty to three counts and has been sentenced to three years in prison.\n\n\n\nMishra, who was arrested by the Canadian Border Services Agency (CBSA) on June 23, 2023, now faces approximately 19 months of imprisonment after accounting for time served, though he may be eligible for parole before completing the full term.\n\n\n\nMishra, who operated a firm called M\/S Education Migration Services, was charged with multiple offenses under the Immigration and Refugee Protection Act. These included unauthorized representation, counselling misrepresentation, and aiding individuals to misrepresent or withhold material facts. The scam, which came to light in March 2023, affected hundreds of Indian students, primarily from Punjab, who were facing deportation from Canada after discovering that their offer letters were fake.\n\n\n\nAccording to the CBSA, Mishra, who hails from Darbhanga in Bihar, was apprehended at an airport in British Columbia while attempting to enter Canada later years The charges laid against him stemmed from a comprehensive criminal investigation that revealed he had been offering immigration advice without a proper license and had been inducing clients to misrepresent information to Canadian authorities.\n\n\n\nThe court proceedings detailed Mishra\u2019s actions between January 1, 2016, and February 12, 2020, during which he knowingly advised individuals in connection with immigration applications under the Immigration and Refugee Protection Act. His illegal activities were contrary to Section 91(1) of the Act and resulted in significant distress for many students and their families.\n\n\n\nOn March 17, 2023, Jalandhar police registered a case against Brijesh Kumar Mishra and his partners under sections 465, 467, 468, 471, and 120B of the Indian Penal Code (IPC). The investigation was later transferred to the Anti-Human Trafficking Unit. Additionally, the Jalandhar district authorities revoked the license of his consultancy.\n\n\n\nMishra charged an average of Rs 16 lakh from each student for visa-related services and college admissions. Upon the students\u2019 arrival in Canada, Mishra would inform them that seats were unavailable at the colleges listed in the offer letters. He would then advise them to either seek admission at other colleges or wait for the next intake. In some instances, he returned the college fees, but in many cases, he did not.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5pli5","text":"Have been watching it since a decade bro ","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d4ngvp","text":"It's usually for pots to be used as a base so that round bottom pots don't roll over. \nCan also be used to sit if you have piles (aka Bawasir)","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d3u9x2","text":"there is life beyond Bitcoins bro","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d4a5g7","text":"I know it's popular to hate her - but she strikes me as someone who has been told she is a princess her entire life and doesn't know or understand life outside the palace walls. And I blame Anil Kapoor for this.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5gpwg","text":"We used to kill each for a mate until a few years ago, what makes you think the world of man isn't competitive","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1czjmk4","text":"If only 60000 brains had a single working braincell to not sell booze to minor","sarcasm_label":1} +{"id":"1cvil0r","text":"McDonalds ?","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1cznbtz","text":"nope, I tried to undo check in and couldn't do that too","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5eaz4","text":"I had predicted earlier BJP alone will get 320 +seats","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5onpx","text":"This look really good. When are they releasing the trailer?","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d693uu","text":"To force couples to advertise their intent to marry so that asshole family members and political goons can use the couple\u2019s relationship to further their own political goals.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d677tx","text":"Have you got the swift copy from the sender ? I am a PSB a banker and have worked in forex in another PSB for 6 years and one of the big issues we face in such of these remittances is that the payment is often stuck with intermediatory bank for various reasons . One of the major reason being the purpose of remittance is not clearly mentioned by the remitter. So intermediatory bank just keep them in their account and after some time simply return it to the sender.\n\nSo my suggestion is first obtain the swift copy from your remitter and then contact the Forex SBI Branch that deals with inward remittances and help them to sort it out.\n\nWhile it's the responsibility of your base Branch to sort it out , the reality is most staffs in banks have zero understanding of froex and forex related transactions. So better to contact that forex Branch and ask them to track the payment from their **swift module** using your swift copy.\n\nThen it will be easy to track the payment and give credit to your account.\n\nNote : As a general policy banks often return payments which aren't credited within 30 days so kindly speed up and take it with SBI.\n\nFor escalation find SBI international division email and tag them as well.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5fmg8","text":"I didn't compare LOL","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d1n916","text":"No one killed DJ.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d2b7k3","text":"so out of all the things other people such as Bill Gates etc have said about India, you chose to take seriously the insightful comment made by a guy whose only talent is that he can put balls in a hole. Any probably you did that on a device ,the software for which would have been most probably written by some bunch of Indians. When you visit India, buy and read some books as they are cheaper there.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d6bsly","text":"Is it for real???","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1cwagnz","text":"The kid is actually 17 years old, or his parents managed to bribe the lawyer to prove that the kid is a minor?","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d3v1d3","text":"His devotees will stick with him even if he decapitated his wife live on national television. So what does he need to meditate for?","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d4pu5w","text":"Thank you for your response,and yes I am seeing a therapist currently.I\u2019m just glad there\u2019s a solution to my problem,I was feeling completely hopeless.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d67df2","text":"Okay I jus saw the cctv on social media, I didn\u2019t see any runnin over. Besides is really getting physical right regardless? Call the cops","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d3y9p8","text":"Laundry hai to safai to karegi hi ","sarcasm_label":1} +{"id":"1d0r9gq","text":"Good work, cross post to r\/Delhi","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5gjfn","text":"Waiting for him to put his finger on some African country ","sarcasm_label":1} +{"id":"1d1l0jp","text":"Balm and bread pe laga ke khaao, mast nasha dega","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d6c9hv","text":"She is hilarious ","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d4rrvn","text":"This Kusha is becoming insufferable by the hour","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5qjp7","text":"First question Why??\nSecond question Do you want to die?\n\nThe adaptar has capacitors and using petrol will cause a spark and then . So don't","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d66m7b","text":"I think the best solution to your problems is a good job with good CTC. That way you can live independently with a good fulfilling lifestyle.\n\n I am a banker. One thing I noted was, PSU banks pay very well to even an entry level employee with perks like home lease, leave travel concession etc.\n\nYou seem pretty smart reading your problem with correct English. With a little bit of effort and determination you can get a job at PSU Bank or otherwise a better paying job. And create a good life style for yourself and leave all the family matters behind.\n\nWe belong to humble background. But I, independent of my family has created home and assets based on my education and job. You can do that too. Use determination and hard work.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d4pfxr","text":"What\u2019s surprising in this ?","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d1mar3","text":"its normal everywhere\n\nuntil some major accident happens\n\ncome to Mumbai, here kids riding bike and cars and traffic police dare stop them","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5gpwg","text":"We don't just think, it's true, no one cares and it's not a bad thing, why should they? It's not always rainbows and sunshine, there would be heat waves, thunderstorms, Chilling cold and you'll live through it all. It depends if you want to feel all those weathers alone or go through it with someone? There's always asymmetry, it doesn't mean that other people of genders are having it easy. One needs to drop their ego and make the first move to make acquaintances, make friends. It's not easy out there, i know most people reading this going through their own battle, i know, cause I'm going through my own battle. Here's the thing, whatever life threw at you, you're still here, there's something you'd be doing right? I don't want to feel shallow about why people aren't caring about me, I'm not the main character, I'd rather become like someone i want in my life first.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5yzj6","text":"idgaf","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d4zfea","text":"Anil kapoor is creep","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d24gxi","text":"13th pic of Shimla?","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d1mk82","text":"Common TN W.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5kxxg","text":"Even day: we never discriminated against South Indians, it is anti nationals who spread fake news.\n\nOdd day: ....","sarcasm_label":1} +{"id":"1d5fi2c","text":"Can't wait for animal park man. The carnage this time will be 10X bigger","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d66y29","text":">Inflate kardiya day2 ka collection.\n\nkya fark padta hai dunki ka bhi toh kiya tha RCE nai , tu toh wohi maanta hai 470cr which is a producer number , trade ka toh 418cr hai . One of the highest inflation of all time in the history of bollywood ab usko maan leta hai toh iska bhi maan le \"INFLATED COLLECTIONS\" \n\n","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d4pq8m","text":"IDC honestly. They're such a bland and irrelevant couple. In the recent years Malaika has been best known for flaunting her curves to the paps and Arjun has been best known for looking zen all the time. Let's face it, if not for their A List connections, they'd be solid B\/C listers.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1czcnr9","text":"Coverage depends on who covers it and who you want it to be covered by. People have priorities. Some people would really prefer to know about IPL matches than about beheadings. I mean Dhoni is TFAR and this useless human is not important. Priorities. \n\nSo even if the newspapers don't cover it (they just run whatever agenda they want) and social media is busy with crap entertainment who the eff is going to even consume any such coverage!\n\nPeople have priorities and sometimes death is not on the list.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d1ij6i","text":"ECI threatens these govt school teachers to work in the election duty otherwise they won't receive their salary for the coming months. They don't consider the age or health issues of the person, and without any salary how these people will run their home.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1cxzgh6","text":"I just read that the grandfather has assured me that the boy will stay away from bad company. The grandfather himself is involved in a criminal case that also involves chota rajan?","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5081m","text":"he looks like small d energy","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d6bb7u","text":"Murder th sex scenes made sense","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1cyl64g","text":"Okay.... but, why though?? Like... just arrest and take him away. I don't get it? \n\nLike you disturbing whole premise filled with patients. To arrest one nursing officer? Just... arrest man?","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d6ekpk","text":"Seriously or she would say baby T\u2026 how Karan and Alia call each other as K and A. So stupid and wannabes","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d0x8d2","text":"Good lord. Most indian men are horrid seriously and if they come at me for saying this they really do not understand what we face on the daily . \nIndian men need to do so so so much better","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d40pm7","text":"Trying that tyrant under POCSO won't wipe the scars of that child's trauma. Seriously hope she gets the right support and counselling.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d1x1uk","text":"Murdered. Just like the rest of the family members. Ramraj is indeed here.\u00a0","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5pdoi","text":"True, indians will take every opportunity to lie and steal what doesn't belong to them. Even if they knew, they would have had no problem lying on their applications.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d3wwq4","text":"No , Gadkari is busy doing massive amounts of corruption under the guise of road building ,voh utne me khush hai\n\nOvernight road building data gets manipulated by changing definitions where 4 lane highway counts as times 4 [x4] so 12 km highway constructed goes to 40 km constructed","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5x3af","text":"Verified account nahi he to reply nahi karega ","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1cw88q9","text":"In my 12 years of Work Experience, never got a Election Day off, be it Indian\/US\/Europe MNC or Indian Lala.\n\nAlso worked for a political consulting firm and the same deal there.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1cymbmx","text":"> Most Urban Gen Z employees whose parents have built real estate\/MF nest eggs for them bring nothing to the table except bad attitude with a fake American accent. Rural\/poor kids from mofussil towns\/villages who know how it feels to sleep hungry are the future of India\n\n[Quoting a Related comment on this](\n\nI don't find myself disagreeing with this .","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d6ccm5","text":"She has a duplex penthouse in Lokhandwala Oberoi Sky Heights, it has multiple living area.\nThis could be the other dining area.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5grrg","text":"Her husband from body looks like 25 yr old gym body but face like 50+ jaishankar","sarcasm_label":1} +{"id":"1d4c8di","text":"Even if you take out Sharmin out of Heeramandi, except for exceptional acting by all the other actresses, I didn't find it to appealing. I didn't like it overall.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1cyqau8","text":"It's the arts department, what do you expect?","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d3xt4k","text":"Bullshit. We can't stop anything. We need economic growth and that requires sacrificing the environment. You can't have both.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d34mg4","text":"Add \"NO KIDS\" option too on both seats and front and back row.LOL","sarcasm_label":1} +{"id":"1d2cu1c","text":"Not trying to be racist (state-ist?) but gujratis are really into scamming people.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d4q1h3","text":"they are frustrated ","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d4p0c6","text":"well this is why strong primary health care network is needed, emergencies like these don\u2019t have much time to go to a big hospital","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d3xt4k","text":"Yes. The snarky tone aside, this guy even though his attempt was of mockery, foolishly ended up saying the right thing.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5eu6n","text":"not gonna arrest the judge who gave 300 word essay?","sarcasm_label":1} +{"id":"1d34bjm","text":"Actually he is partially right, there were 40+ soldiers who lost their life on that day in Leh, but the count was from China's side... and he is defending his leaders (chinese)","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d6dc92","text":"Honestly all these movies if they were made today will be a blockbuster success, South is still doing it and even Marathi movies have this which is why it's so pleasant to see them.\n\nEven if Bollywood movies lost that charm I hoped the OTT limited series could have brought it back but instead we are all forced to look into other countries (kdrama) to see things that are completely relatable to our own lives.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d292rr","text":"Takes too much infrastructure to use effectively. And still not really an option in apartment buildings. Too many people in too small an area exposed to the sun.\n\nYou'll need batteries and maintenance.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5siev","text":"\" Fabulous actor. Great break\" coming from the person who thought \"Gitanjali, you have a big pelvis, you can accomodate healthy babies\" was a path breaking line for proposing","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5favm","text":"Priyanshu Chatterjee. He was one of the most handsome faces of early 2000s. He also had the acting chops. Not sure what went wrong after a decent debut like Tum Bin. He could've really been a typical BW heartthrob - one that actually knows how to act!","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d1hql4","text":"Yeah and I'm contradicting your assumption that military spending is the reason why India hasn't developed like Japan. Defence spending isn't the reason why there is economic mismanagement in the Indian system.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d35vre","text":"This bail does not mean that he will be set free as he continues to be held under the Unlawful Activities Prevention Act in the Delhi riots \u2018larger conspiracy\u2019 case.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1cy4hkr","text":"I don't agree with her attitude but this is a real problem. Uber\/Ola have to make sure the cars are driveable and in good nick.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d2b7k3","text":"\"..Other than her looks, her personality is great...\"...this gives the impression that she's ugly...OP might want to change the wording if that was not the intention..","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d433os","text":"Loan nahi usko bheekh kehte hai, jo ki ye \"farmers\" already kuch zyada hee lete hai","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d52nqh","text":"I am the biggest DP fan I know, I have visited Mumbai good 10-15 times - but I have never been able to find her like this at a restaurant ","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d2dcsu","text":"Whenever you feel useless, remember there\u2019s a person in Pune who spent a decade of his life studying hard to become a doctor, had a decent career with all the safety and security of government job and a salary of around 30-60 lakhs per year. \n\nHe ruined all that for a measly 3 lakhs.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d40pm7","text":"HIS RELIGION doesnt mattr if he is not from that religion.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d1ij6i","text":"What about hilly areas where extreme snowfall happens and it becomes quite impossible to travel long distances in short time?","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d65u68","text":"We demand re-release ","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d0vng2","text":"Bro you think watermelon is cheap, and you still have no AC ?","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1cylemh","text":"What an idiot","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5xzsx","text":"Foreign direct investment.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d4v7c1","text":"Bro a guy called me said fir lodged in Mumbai against me and I have to be present myself in Mumbai high court I told him to shove the court order up his ass and reported the number he called from","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d68hnq","text":"On 4th June he will be in Thailand\/Bangkok\u2026","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d2zw9v","text":"and cji keeps harping about indias strong and robust legal system when he didnt have the balls to even arrest baba rand dev \nalso nobody seems to be taking action against the judge who gave the bail order in the pune porsche case","sarcasm_label":1} +{"id":"1d6ccm5","text":"But the balcony is the same even the mandir in the passage is the same in old and new vlog","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d4pq8m","text":"Even Cat has lost its all 9th lives by now\u00a0","sarcasm_label":1} +{"id":"1cvjpd7","text":"This guy was a legend. Can't imagine the family pressure, the society pressure, but he still fearlessly said what he felt.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d35ry6","text":"Jeet lo le phele chutiye.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d365ok","text":"He should do his work. Not somone else's work. UP law and order yet has a lots of scope for improvement","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1cvit64","text":"Job security is a hella of a drug","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d3zyae","text":"As per Indian secularism, hate speech against Hindus is considered as love.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d4w3x2","text":"My bf gets told he looks like Sunil Shetty often. I tell him I've made an investment for my future","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1cxsvwn","text":"He won 4 consecutive times, he is rowdy","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5g8sv","text":"Free ka Paisa to haram hota hai na ??","sarcasm_label":1} +{"id":"1d2ekao","text":"Manipur left the chat.","sarcasm_label":1} +{"id":"1d06syq","text":"Mark my words ... this and other witness will turn hostile when the media attention dies over ....","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d3yks6","text":"One small incident does not make him powerless. He was a very strong PM for 10 years and managed to push through some landmark legislation despite being in a coalition. The whatsapp university folks are the only ones who have bought into BJP propaganda of MMS being powerless.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d4nv8x","text":"anymore left? Please move it out of western countries. There is a huge financial storm coming for the west.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d1ij6i","text":"Work life balance is essential at all times, not everyone has a bloody army level training to keep going such long shifts.\n\nIt\u2019s very sad.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d4oqnw","text":"We do not want to see nepo kids. This is going to keep happening. Raj acts well, why was he paired w jahnvi? I was wanting to watch a movie yesterday, I got recommended Pankaj tripathis murder Mubarak, but when I saw the cast and sara was in it, I couldn\u2019t watch it because I know it probably sucks. Please stop shoving them down our throats and ruining good projects.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d670le","text":"Look at the guys head, it\u2019s already over","sarcasm_label":1} +{"id":"1d4m2cj","text":"Can we not agree, like civilized people, that KSRTC stands for Kaveri SRTC and let the states battle it out who gets how much share of the name and fare, like they do with the actual Kaveri..\n\n\/s","sarcasm_label":1} +{"id":"1d5kxxg","text":"Divide and Rule 101","sarcasm_label":1} +{"id":"1d48vc2","text":"I close my eyes still on Bollywood kiss scenes ngl.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d2agmk","text":"His first book - indian war of independence was banned by the British even before he could finish writing it. The Brits were terrified of his ideas and his leadership qualities","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d6b27s","text":"\"Why?\"\n\nBecause Bhoi!\n\n![gif](giphy|IGyQqBNbccyHCllRlw)","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d2pdgf","text":"#Soon he'll be meditating in Maldives.","sarcasm_label":1} +{"id":"1d50ncp","text":"A friend of mine is there, they posted a photo of the cruise from the outside and took it down within minutes...they haven't replied to my whatsapp messages too lol","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1czek4y","text":"Why would she get beaten up? Does anyone know the reason?","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d6bx6s","text":"Cute","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5p2p0","text":"Why don\u2019t Mumbai Police encounter all the gangsters like they used to do in the \u201890s ? \n\nThought that these underworld dealings and killings would stop after so much time but still the same news.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5onpx","text":" I'm really not hyped up for this one. Looks like a Dune copy","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d2ca4o","text":"Looks like she is in the waiting list. So there's still some chance.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d68j47","text":"Kamal is playing cameo role he said in one of his interviews","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d2fg4p","text":"Well because it doesn't help sell the narrative of anti ****** hate.\n\nEven if you just look at last 2000 years of history of the Indian subcontinent, you'll see Muslims fighting against Muslims, Hindus fighting each other, Sikhs fighting each other, etc. and you'll notice war crimes were committed, even for the past standards.\n\nThe truth is that old kings and maharajas did whatever they could to maximize their powers. Even if it meant using religion or joining hands with the British.\n\nMuslims literally went all the way to fight Ottoman Muslims under British rule.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d68hnq","text":"Please, just fucking leave. Holy shit.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1cxsvwn","text":"Now people will blame BJP for this","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d2exxc","text":"I didn't think about the funding aspect when I made the comment.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5yzj6","text":"That maroon dress ? He does not look like shiku","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d4sbsg","text":"Bold of them to make this","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d69var","text":"Ubala hua anda maang rahi hai. Ek kaam karo isko ubla hua paani dedo, puche toh bolna anda andar pighal gaya.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d106sl","text":"But the lessons on how to make a chakraview and how to get out of it is missing from the Mahabharata.\n\n**Ah! They will learn how to make a weighted dice from Shakuni Mama.**","sarcasm_label":1} +{"id":"1d0wefk","text":"I can see people buying it for kinky reasons only","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d4pno5","text":"Thanks for sharing, OP! This is a fantastic way to look at things","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d34tgd","text":"I don't understand you sarcasm but okay. I'm not sure how you reached to a conclusion where defending Hindi Imposition is considered aunti-national.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d1o85u","text":"Police won't do anything, it's not their matter. It's the matter of Noida authority, tag noida authority in your tweet and the CEO of Noida authority with NGT. \nDo try to take a close picture of the generator to show the worn out condition of it. A fine will be imposed on the society maintenance company.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1cvil0r","text":"What I read :\nIt's confirmed, petrol pump had no Original Content, no civic licence","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d6cj3a","text":"A comfort watch ","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d3x7ud","text":"Political monkeys can't do shit about it. Its inevitable.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d6ehwx","text":"Rohit sharma asli account se aao ","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d0ryxh","text":"Whoever takes this guy seriously... ","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d3wnz2","text":"All the ladies don't need to come in that 1 hour. It's just that those who are uncomfortable around men can come at that hour. It's pretty common in many societies. Only problem at yours is they haven't decided anything officially and are throwing you out","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d48l6z","text":"Lol jahnvi ke career ka best.\n\n\nProbably bodied every movie of sethji","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5ntx0","text":"Kriti is hot af damn","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d6cu70","text":"The correct solution is to bring UCC.\nWhy does anyone need to change his or her religion for the sole purpose of marriage.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d15x46","text":"Aaj Tak, Zee News, Republic TV etc. toh bht close hai Nupur k sath, Prime Time me toh hamesa aati thi wha chillane. Why didn't they do anything to explain it? Wasn't it their responsibility to fact-check as it was broadcasted on their channel?","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d2grfj","text":"His fault: Having a Muslim identity and trying to raise voice against Sanghis. Bro should have left when he was selected in Yale. But he wanted to serve this disgusting country.\n\n \nAny muslim who still loves this country is just stupid at this point.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d1nkny","text":"Massive W, other states should start doing the same.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d1mk82","text":"He doesn't. He's not a journalist. He makes videos on what's currently trending, its election season he is making videos on politics and the ruling party happens to be bjp. 90% of his videos are not related to politics but those 10% have a bigger reach than traditional media to young people.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1cymm0r","text":"We know congress is corrupt. Old school. Tradition. Parampara whatever we know it's bad but we get angry when a man like kejriwal plays with people's feelings and does the same thing.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d0b1sv","text":"Development ka naam sunke Dynasts aate honge gaali dene.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d43657","text":"The image says the data from 2016-2017. 8 year old data we are discussing here.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d3v7dl","text":"Big W","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d0s1d8","text":"I'm from Bangalore. The dustbins are super rare and even those are tiny and not cleaned out regularly. I 100% agree with OP. \n\nOur governments NEED to do better and so do our people. I end up carrying packets and trash like that in my bag till I reach home.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d4a5g7","text":"Kinda reminded me of the time I tried sneaking in McD's burger and fries into the theatre.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d2caat","text":"To plant a tree and not cut is a basic thing..\nWhen will ever Indians start behaving like humans..if not trees we can surely have pots with green plants.. what's is stopping us???","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5dhqy","text":"I believe cpu at either side will be more comfortable rather than middle otherwise beautiful setup","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d2g0fr","text":"No. Fuck no. It shows that you have not understood ai at all.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d67mb6","text":"Looks like they were waiting for her car. Looks like a case of staged victim card drama. She is a nationalist celebrity, so yeah.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d370j7","text":"This. Now that you\u2019ve pointed it out it\u2019s strange my Adblock even allowed me to click those links even our service providers on our cell block these regardless whether they are legit or not.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d4xtd9","text":"If you have proper rental documents drawn in advance, you can try filing a case in court against them. Even better if the rental agreement has specific clauses about refunds of deposits, and maintenance charges etc. Otherwise, there are laws against theft, deceit, etc. A lawyer can guide you. No need to sit back and accept being robbed blind.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5lfg1","text":"Aayein, looks like normal black round t-shirt","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d6c8g0","text":"![gif](giphy|yFHuJTXtp6bxtl8UtD|downsized)\n\nDefinitely not him","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1cvit64","text":"SBI employees definitely have the first world superiority complex lmao","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d66y7b","text":"Ambani won't go turkey, turkey has to come to Ambani, ","sarcasm_label":1} +{"id":"1d0fgna","text":"22508 is too low a sample size for getting even remotely accurate numbers. I despise the skewed reports the western liberal media published. But this a same thing just in opposite direction.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d67z63","text":"Some masterpieces are better left untouched!\n\nWith the kind of actors bollywood is spurning! Let this classic stay a classic and not be have a cheap bollywood remake!","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1cvh9xl","text":"So cute","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d15vzy","text":"Climbing up from 9th rank in 2015 to 3rd in 2023, that just in 8 years is tremendous.2","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5rc13","text":"In general they seem to have very poor IT. What should scare you is the possibility that their lack of tech skills also extends to cybersecurity. Imagine India's largest bank being as lackadaisical about that as it is about server uptime. \n\nHaving said that, UPI itself is not related problems they have.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d690oh","text":"Not even Investment Bankers make this in Germany unless they got 10+ years of seniority.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5u17h","text":"Dominance or muscle flexing using all the institutions.\nMy friend who was never a bjp supporter and a vocal critic of it, her name was deleted from electoral list this time, without any reason, and she was casting vote with me since we both turned 18. And this there multiple instances of this. Deliberate slow voting in the booths where opposition candidates were bound to get more votes.\n\nBlatant and vulgar subversion of democracy in surat i lndore and Chandigarh before that, all this will will washed with the fake narrative of development and growth and fake wave of the anpadh in tv and print media. \n\nNext time's election will be even more irrelevant than this one.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5iloj","text":"Yeah exactly. Just invest in big MF. You will get 20-40 percent return in 3-4 years or even more considering our economic growth.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d615sb","text":"I saw some posts about HM this morning. My anger towards him made me type the actuality of the occurences. I'm too naive to play a political PR game ","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d6ac62","text":"People do that to get money not public support.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5exzy","text":"NDA - No Data Available","sarcasm_label":1} +{"id":"1d40pm7","text":"Law and order issue. Must be dealt with iron hand by the local administration.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d2dcsu","text":"This is such a fucked up case where it goes to prove that if u've got money u can buy every damn thing right from the Cops tp the doctors to the Ministers nd even the Judges","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d36swj","text":"At this point congress should take out some money from their swiss bank accounts and buy some brains. Actually the whole Indi alliance should. I mean it's getting ridiculous stupid","sarcasm_label":1} +{"id":"1d07mvf","text":"So now days are also autocratic and democratic?","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d4nenk","text":">While the grant is being provided by the Indian government, the projects are selected in order of priority as set by the Maldivian government. Implementation of these projects are also undertaken by institutions appointed by the Maldives government\n\nWhy are we spending money on the Maldives even after their president was elected based on the India-out campaign?","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1cxsvwn","text":"The penalty needs to be ruthless for these people. Attach all movable, immovable assets to the government. Let them be out on the streets. That will teach them.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1cy4hkr","text":"If I were in this driver's place, I would have given Rs 2000 to this woman for therapy","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d2c1xu","text":"Pay per tick\n= 1 brain cell used per minute","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d1y0cc","text":"Not gonna happen... too many M & too many beneficiaries of tmc goondagardi!","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1cvr7tl","text":"ISkCON people are Hindus too and should be regarded as Hindus.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d0xhh1","text":"**The Gupta Brothers owned South African President, Jacob Zuma, and thus they became vastly rich.**\n\nNot surprisingly, **Adani** has a Join Venture with the Gupta Brother's associate, **Salim Essa**, in a Defence Company, **Denel India**. The company has defence contracts from DRDO and other government bodies.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5i84e","text":"![gif](giphy|AGGcmjQuwPHvvpotns|downsized)\n\nMain! aur kaun?","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d05iq6","text":"But everyone votes for development, right?\nI mean that's the obvious expectation when you vote.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d46cv6","text":"Only if people who support the dictator could read!","sarcasm_label":1} +{"id":"1d52dul","text":"Honestly a farmer earning 5000 rupees for a season of toil is a shocker.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d2djq6","text":"Our public transport initiative starts and ends with expensive elephants called metro. Govt should invest more on buses, footpaths and cycling infra.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5ephg","text":"Movie is actually good. Watched it yesterday. Quite light movie, some good comic scenes. Nothing extraordinary but one time watch.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d4b53g","text":"nah as soon as it sees me it lunges at me or barks","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d690oh","text":"why tho ? 100K GBP is enough to live a decent life in London, and London is a much better place than Bangalore, being able to take the Tube everywhere vs having to drive everywhere alone should be enough","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1cvuwd8","text":"Get someone who looks at you like:-","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d3zek0","text":"Its kangna vs pm.\n\nCelebrity match of death","sarcasm_label":1} +{"id":"1d4e77o","text":" Gaand todo is bkl ki. Jail me dalo, aur khub bajao. No matter what, he shouldn't come out. Set an example.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d3sum0","text":"Bro probably believed there is no reason to hit a woman \/s.","sarcasm_label":1} +{"id":"1d41yvm","text":"It's gonna be kharge if they win if-","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1cvmihh","text":"Sit in the afternoon, on a road, so mattress, just plain thin carpet, without a shade, and no water or sunscreen\u2026.if you do, you win?","sarcasm_label":1} +{"id":"1d5exzy","text":"No data govt.","sarcasm_label":1} +{"id":"1d4ybnr","text":"If you can recommend some articles and research works and books on the topic of OBCs I'd be happy to look into it and learn :)","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5qxwv","text":"Consumer court bro. Simple.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d64o5u","text":"I haven't really had sex with anyone yet (by choice), so I'm not sure how that may complicate a relationship. But if I were you I'd trust him, if he's a good guy (which I hope he is) he will have eyes for no one but you. In my experience a shitty personality has little to do with chastity.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d4p47i","text":"The one who is asking about Tennis balls injuries, has she\/he ever played any Tennis game???? Let alone tennis, have they ever played any games????","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5mr3d","text":"This headline tells one side of the story. Please keep in mind that cars which use this highway will be operating in a much more fuel efficient manner than when they use those rinky dinky pothole filled roads.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5kudz","text":"Kiara was good in Shershah it felt so real","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d69var","text":"Acting in Heeramandi and putting up with Sharmin has made Aditi and Sonakshi friends for life. Same with Sanjeeda and Richa. Saw a sweet post by Sanjeeda about Ali and Richa gifting her daughter new clothes.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1cvqhok","text":"I am a bit biased but Mother Dairy is good.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d42j0k","text":"Bhai dhoop mein mat ghooma karo. Stay hydrated.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d4p9vp","text":"What a stressful job","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d25kxl","text":"Mujra in India. \n\nYeh lo. Naya slogan.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d67it2","text":"Why does SRK look like a poor man's chhapri version of SRK?","sarcasm_label":1} +{"id":"1d40pm7","text":"Man UP\/ Bihar is a shit place to live in. *Sigh*","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d0weed","text":"So why help us then?","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5de56","text":"Green flag on paternity leave ","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d64o5u","text":"I will tell one issue with it which happened to me. It is like an addiction which then makes it really impossible to get into serious long term committed relationship","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5gpwg","text":"See guys, we're winning on multiple fronts \/s","sarcasm_label":1} +{"id":"1cxt8pg","text":"Baki sab choro - yeh restaurant ke kitchen ke beecho beech gatar kya kar rahi hai. BMC kaise permission deti hai. \n \nIs area mein ek nahi kam se kam 20 restaurant azoo bazoo mein hai, sab patre ke hai, bas bahar ACP laga rakha hai beautify karne ke liye.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d4a5g7","text":"Props to Sonam for recycling her old shower curtain.","sarcasm_label":1} +{"id":"1czcgzk","text":"The Porsche incident!\nYou already know which city by it. :)","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d11y5n","text":"We are tucked","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5uyhp","text":"That is a very good indication of investment led growth. We need FDI too but it shouldn't be the sole method of getting capital.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1cvguef","text":"CPR, Heinrich Manoeuver and First Aid should be taught to everyone. \n\nSad thing is most of our cops don\u2019t know anything about first aid.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d35ry6","text":"Bheekh mangne ka tareeka thora casual hai...","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d52nqh","text":"She looks so so beautiful wow ","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5ij7o","text":"Why are they naming the suspect? Shouldn\u2019t suspects also get the right to anonymity? \n\nI know that this woman has been caught red handed , but even then i think respecting her anonymity is important because of how it could affect her family who may be innocent.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d319qt","text":"Ok thanks","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d6ekpk","text":"why would she make an acronym of her own name its a four letter word that too TAR ","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d4s10e","text":"If these photos are from before, is he the Bollywood version of Ros\u00e9 curse? Kpop fans would know what I'm talking about.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d2klwl","text":"how can state govt has this power to ban a tv channel? Ministry of Information and Broadcasting can't do any thing?","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d3a26l","text":"Indian men are misogynists","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d04rqd","text":"Bhai but the solanki roast show on YouTube is fireeeeee!! I LOVED IT in todays period","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d2c6na","text":"Dude you need treatment","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d3pktk","text":"India was supposed to be a Federal Republic. GST marked a big dent in the autonomy of states as they are now dependent on the centre to disburse funds, which are usually delayed for political reasons. Only way states can raise cash is fuel or alcohol tax. \n\nVery soon \"One Country, One Election\" will arrive and it will be the end of Federalism.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d657jp","text":"She looked soo ethnic","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1cxzgh6","text":"Jaipur me bhi Aisa similar case tha 19 saal ka launda jisko mai janta hu fortuner se ek scooty Wale ko overspeeding karke uda Diya abhi woh ICU me hai. Check @justice_for_yogesh","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5mqe9","text":"I am very far far away to being her fan but i am a fan account holder and i know this type of followers follow on their own \nIt is not necessary that only purchased followers account look like this","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1cyl64g","text":"Insensitive police work. They could have easily caught the culprit buy they had to drove a fucking jeep into the scene. Rotten heads fs","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1cyl64g","text":"Singham level shit","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d651km","text":"Parivarik picnic!","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d12ldw","text":"Where are all those smug bastards yelling kerela model is the way to the future","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1cwx1ws","text":"I am saying this as a woman working in a STEM field. This diversity thing has gone way too far and us creating more animosity amongst everyone","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5l8gx","text":"One of them uses the religion card and the other uses a minority appeasement card","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d2f8ti","text":"What's your prefession buddy. Have you ever run a business ij India.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5kudz","text":"When it comes to emotional and crying scenes there is no one like Kajol. Just see her in these 3 scenes - \n\nWhen Juni finds the dead body of her father frozen under the lake ( Fanaa )\n\nWhen Anjali leaves Rahul in that famous train scene ( KKHH )\n\nWhen Sam dies ( MNIK )","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d0tzt0","text":"You are right OP dogs and cats can be spoilt best thing is check with other owners, vet even good trainers they will let you know. They also do throw tantrums but one thing you have to remember pets are like 10 year old kids and being patient is the best thing","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d1x1uk","text":"Politicians have always done these things to common people. The only difference is that unlike the past, severals among the youth are busy bootlicking these rascal politicians. \n\nI won\u2019t be surprised if such people get elected again even after such heinous crimes. \n\nNot only humanity, the ethics has died in our society. ","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1czehnv","text":"90 days enough for public mind to shift else where and do what Rich always do.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d0neuc","text":"You're ignoring the exchange rate and that's the catch. India have to pay in yen. Since Japan historically have low inflation, India will pay much more than the headline interest rate in 50 years.\n\nThis government is best at managing headlines, not the country.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d4rrvn","text":"She\u2019s trying way too hard to get into BW\u2019s inner circle. She should stop being delusional. They are not gonna accept a cringe influencer. She should stay in her lane.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d42j0k","text":" It's a known fact that 1% divorces happen not because people are happy but because women don't have financial independence and in general divorce is such a taboo that people are content to stay in loveless marriages rather than move on. \n\nEven if it is 30% what do you want people to do? Relationships end, it's common. Marriages can also end. Accept it and don't treat a divorce as the end of the world.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5mf4d","text":"This 3 A list men needed thing \u201cexcuse\u201d was going on even when it was actively being planned and was not shelved. \n\nRanbir ranveer aur vicky\/varun\/ lelo hogaya lo casting. Cameos of 10-15 mins. Itna koi mushkil nahin hai. Farhan ki bahane baazi hai aur kuch nahin.\n\nAgar superstar chahiye toh kat ke opposite Srk lelo. ( their chemistry is also workable all they meed is the correct writing and proper written dynamic clasy classy type role suit bhi karta hai dono ko sophisticated type. ). \n\nPc ke opposite Ranveer\n\nAlia ke opposite ranbir ya varun ko lelo","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5ec0r","text":"The articles mentions that Modi\/Shah might have nudged the ECI to prolong the election. Does prolonging election improve the chances of winning for ruling party? what exactly is the thought process - genuinely curious.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d509fn","text":"she\u2019s wearing same outfit as Margot Robbie","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d07mvf","text":"W watch","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1cwyxir","text":"I have a better idea, you can use snake poison and anti venom for that. Terrorists generally do LSD or meth to remain insane. The \"aakas\" keep them at them to not think rationally. \n\nGive them snake poison and then wait for the neurotoxin to hit. Then give them an antidote to again give them venom. Meanwhile they will keep telling you all the secrets they know about their ISIS. It's the best torcher , KGB had these in 70s. Most of the German spys were caught in USSR at that time. They told everything including stuff about their family","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d3zyae","text":"But atleast he uttered.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d66tng","text":"Just because you don't find anything serious between them, doesn't mean there's nothing there. When my girlfriend and I had a breakup, none of our classmates could tell there was anything serious going on.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d3xqp9","text":"How is it exploitation if it creates work. I don\u2019t understand?\n\nThe delivery drivers are paid for the pickup too right? \nAlso the customers the people you accuse of exploiting aren\u2019t they themselves exploited too then? Someone here rightly pointed out that the consumer is also time bound and taking time off to go return a product, marks a half day for him which directly cut from their pockets.\n\nIf it\u2019s about low standards, harsh timelines, and other factors associated to a job then the whole of Indian is exploited isn\u2019t it? I\u2019ve worked a corporate white collar job in a reputed service based company and I\u2019ve regularly crammed up 10am to 3am work schedule worked 7days a week with such tight deadlines that I\u2019ve skipped dinner at time. So many people Ik are on anti depressants because their work gives them bad intrusive thoughts.\n\nAlso if you decide to make your own returns, you in a way would take out from their job as less people would be needed in the market so for the same job? It\u2019s like saying t*s should either up their mass entry package from 3.5 lpa to 6lpa or shouldn\u2019t hire at all. But if they actually decided to not hire, a large number of engineering grads would go jobless because t*s is a mass recruiter.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d4zoc4","text":"What a shithole we are.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d6eeur","text":"aaj bhi shampoo nhi kia","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1cx5gve","text":"Hey. I would like to thank everyone for their support and suggestions. Company's name is Atomgrid, recently raised a round close to 1.5 million dollar.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d66m7s","text":"this guy is literally gay. why does he keep coming up","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1cw8qdx","text":"You didn't get it..\n\n\nWhat I am saying is the people's mindset in india is appreciating hard work (doing anything required hardwork) rather than thinking in this way(required lower effort. now it can be a tool or way of working) for example if I bring a tools or gear for my worker most of them think these safety gears or tools for weak people who afraid or \"who don't like to work hard\" and appreciate at same the old method of work or old tools that required hardwork. \n\nThe attitude that we have chalta hai, india me to aes hi hai, jugad Kam. The jugad work is not quality work.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d509fn","text":"Uski marzi","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5kolk","text":"If they all hold guns like the guy in blue shorts, no need to worry","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5mq83","text":"99% of the people in Dubai including the Indian diaspora don\u2019t even know who the hell this dude is ","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d66u3w","text":"Bhai mic bechna band kar do chutiyo ko har koi podcast kar rha","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d39bol","text":"also, we are gonna receive the harshest monsoon in the following months. be ready for extreme flash floods and cloudbursts. \n\nlaude lag gaye.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d1o99u","text":"Time to buy full scape paper and pens for essay writing","sarcasm_label":1} +{"id":"1d0qxj4","text":"We all know where this money is going to go","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5j3h7","text":"Thank you will surely do that. Thanks for the kind words and encouragement.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d4zfea","text":"Isse accha toh Karan johar tha","sarcasm_label":1} +{"id":"1d5mq83","text":"Yea i actually dont understand about other actors doing this other than srk getting it for free he has a fan following amongst arab people too so it make sense i dont think kartik has a huge fan following amongst arabs to make an impact","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d3tfwa","text":"Imagine the AQI","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d6e9fw","text":"Bhai ki PR team on his work but being human is not even a human and we all know that. Trying to whitewash his image won\u2019t work.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d06syq","text":"A wealthy family having more power than sitting cms.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d32crz","text":"Sure if that is what they believe in","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d67p4i","text":"It's not got a lot to do with religion. North eastern states, especially when excluding Assam, have mostly always been ruled by whoever is in power at the centre (or their allies or coalition partners) for a few decades now. Makes sense when you see just how incredibly dependent these states are for central funding and political support to just keep the state govt machinery functional and running.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d46cv6","text":"Makes me idk why.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5t6d1","text":"Hahahaha seeing this gave me a good laugh. I needed that :) Very very good joke","sarcasm_label":1} +{"id":"1d5kgjy","text":"Some indians got duped there and sent to the Ukraine border to fight. Stay safe.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d4uxpf","text":"All the kisses in RRKPK","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d4t0wh","text":"So what's the issue here? Many kids do this for thei parents atleast in India.. Isn't it? Or are you implying that she ( a woman) shouldn't be caring for her father ( a man) ? Or am I missing a point?","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d6c7m2","text":"But what is the standard for applying this? Will Kareena, Yami, and Alia be paid more, as they have proven their ability to pull people to theaters? Will male actors reduce their salaries after their films fail, or do they want to apply this rule to female actresses only?\u00a0","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d0hd4u","text":"They are lowering vote share in Muslim villages who are likely to vote for SP-INC alliance.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d3u9x2","text":"Glad he went to MIT. He was able to achieve much there.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5neuo","text":"Absolute legend. Will miss his presence on the field. \n\nBut will be fun hearing him from the comm box.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d3ypcc","text":"You can't lose more rating Fabi is coming for you!! Do something!","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d2pdgf","text":"Is bhadwe ke paas koi relevant kaam hai ki nahi?","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1cw8qdx","text":"Indian eyes are turned to the past. It's a culture based on tradition. Western eyes are turned to the future. \n\nAll things in the past are not good nor should their lessons be forgotten.\n\nThe future is hazy and unknown and full of risks. \n\nBoth should be considered in a conscious manner. Most people are creatures of habit not consciousness.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1cxpkew","text":"Oh are we time traveling back to before 2014?","sarcasm_label":1} +{"id":"1d4slvn","text":"Not gonna lie he looks damn good he should do a proper hardcore gory action thriller w subtle dark comedy, no romance, no deshbhakti; just pure raw action in this look","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1cyqau8","text":"Mosquitoes have human rights","sarcasm_label":1} +{"id":"1d4o3j6","text":"Good read. Actors suddenly hiked their fees as OTT was paying really well. Now even OTT platforms are not buying easily or paying high. Actors really need to re evaluate. Reducing the cost will only benefit you.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d69hmo","text":"![gif](giphy|xTcnSQFm3Cmpr1tLOw)\n\nIt was already hot in Delhi now it\u2019s hotter","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d4r3ol","text":"Ajay's dialogue delivery is class apart.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d1kh1r","text":"His face is pure evil. Just look at it. Bastard.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d6ben8","text":"The sari is covering it a bit","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d4ic8w","text":"There is one certainly I'm just confused as to how to avail it that's the only issue","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d4xtd9","text":"Thanks. I am trying to explore my options. I am wary of losing more money so I am treading carefully","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1cze8f0","text":"reddit ka facebook bana rakkha hai tum logo ne","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d6c9hv","text":"Ngl it\u2019s funny ","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d0yhdv","text":"People are also paid to vote there (by both parties).","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d4qoms","text":"Yeah and they need to allow snacks items inside the theatre if they can't do anything about that fucking 1200 rs worth popcorn coke combo","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d4pdj7","text":"Kareena Kapoor Khan! She has perfectly balanced to work with big commercial and critically acclaimed directors since last 25 years\n\n* Mani ratnam\n\n* Santosh Sivan\n\n* Vishal Bhardwaj\n* Sriram Raghavan\n* Imtiaz Ali\n* Subhash Ghai\n* Govind Nihlani\n* Sooraj Barjatya\n* Hansal Mehta\n* Priyadarshan\n* Sudhir Mishra\n* Madhur bhandarkar\n* Sujoy Ghosh\n* Shakun Batra\n* Rajkumar Hirani\n* Karan Johar\n* Reema Kagti\n* Zoya akhtar\n* Prakash Jha\n* Homi Adjania\n* Karan Johar\n* Rohit shetty\n\n![gif](giphy|pEeSihmeXrFNpTZcMO)","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5p2p0","text":"I have heard of this shit gang trying to extort business in fucking Canada and threatening to kill if they don\u2019t get a cut of the profit. It makes desi community look so bad","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1cx0gj0","text":"That man is a hero. He deserves an award. It is easy to sit in our house and comment on an incident saying what one should do. It is totally different to see it happen in front of you and have the presence of mind to instantly do the right thing without any delay, potentially saving many lives. Kudus to that one guy. ","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5nzqg","text":"Chinese govt thinks they own all of Asia.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d0fgna","text":"bhai main phir se bolta hoon ......foreign ke koi statistics aur data pe viswas mat karo .","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d53p7r","text":"Same reason judd apatow makes comedy movies and tarantino makes violent films. It\u2019s what they\u2019re good at.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1czek4y","text":"Tho iske sir pe kyu nahi lagi","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d670le","text":"Unfortunately local law and order is with begum and her goons. If they declare presidents rule they will blame modi of being a dictator.","sarcasm_label":1} +{"id":"1d4kysq","text":"Idk if it\u2019s really that dumb or I just don\u2019t get it. \n\nAlso her accent is just awful, i don\u2019t understand how they can claim that English is their primary language, I wish she would just speak Hindi or Hinglish idk.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d3zyae","text":"Best FM..... Wasn't he having RBI Governor and Finance Minister positions during the period when India was on the verge of bankruptcy.....isn't his policies or understanding of those policies were responsible for the collapse of the Indian economy.....if IMF hasn't forced this greatest economist of a person to open economy for globalization in lieu of giving aid to India.....but he is the greatest economist whose economic policies plunged country into bankruptcy and brought back country out of it (though we tend to forget that PV Narsimha Rao was PM at that time, who was treated with such high respect after his death by the party he served with loyalty)","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d0qxj4","text":"Let\u2019s build statue of gods and goddesses now","sarcasm_label":1} +{"id":"1d604n7","text":"W","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5fzd7","text":"Gully Boy, during the last rap battle when RS ate everyone else Mardani where Rani Mukherjee beats the shit out of the minister who wanted to rape her Chakde India when the girls started beating up the ones harassing them in McDonalds ","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d4nv8x","text":"Why did they put it in the UK in the first place?","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d33t6h","text":"You should not go to the emergency department unless you have an actual emergency.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1cxxc3q","text":"The whole collegium is a cesspit of nepotism. Kis kisko hatoge. Bad mein koi bachega hi nahi. Sad but truth","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d1uy74","text":"He can't. If he does that, a lot of details will come out in public during trial. Hindenburg will fight it out.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5npih","text":"\n\nAb toh sach bol le bsdk","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5jbjc","text":"Malaika, Kusha\u2026\u2026 his type is being cringey??","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d3zvgt","text":"Step-1 Ask some random questions to many people. Record it.\n\nStep-2 Edit to show only fail answers.\n\nStep-3 Content ready. Gain gullible subscribers and likes.\n\nKa-ching","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d106sl","text":"We are doomed","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d1l0c4","text":"Spreading hate and violence outright in his speech. How can we not see crime rate increasing in these states.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d68mk3","text":"It didn\u2019t matter, when the films used to open big and were hit regardless. Now the stars can\u2019t guarantee anything and that is why the cost cutting.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d0tn9u","text":"Article is from 2016. Not that situation has improved but what's the point in posting 8 yr old article.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1cw8qdx","text":"It isn't always about a sense of pride.\n\nIt is more about the market and what make sense economically.\n\nFor example you can see construction cranes and material conveyor belt like things being used by bigger companies because that gives them cost optimisation and they're able to compete with other modernized players\n\nWhereas if you go to smaller towns or to people who do smaller scale work, they still use old methods.\n\nWhy?\n1) The new methods needs a lot of skills, time and patience to reach a level of competency required for giving the customer the same set of deliverables as they do now.\n\n\n2) Financial incentive: It is often a large captial expense required to make the switch for smaller setups who may not have credit access. And since the demand for that kind of work doesn't reward extra for it being done by any modern method , there's no incentive.\n\n\n3) Risk taking ability. Every new migration comes with challenges. So for example if you want a small store owner to begin to track his inventory and make sales using a cloud solution they won't be ready to face an outage or the prospect of paying more for security or similar upgrades because it doesn't add that much value compared to the cost \n\nLot of other things as well","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d4oqnw","text":"Bro i am longing for the old drama type film to return to bollywood. Like Qayamat se qayamat tak. Jo jeeta wohi sikandar.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d0qxj4","text":"So like 25 dollars per person. Actually maybe like 13 dollars?? Lol you guys are poor","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d4xblr","text":"I really don\u2019t mind this movie. It\u2019s cringe but kinda cute. And songs are love. Especially pyar mein sau uljhane ","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d3jx4t","text":"Some democracy India is!","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d1orot","text":"Hahaha BJP protects its supreme leader, the god's chosen one, as a father would protect his child because the father knows that the child would be beaten up in the fight.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d0xuzm","text":"**Best way to give our name in Starbucks**","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d67dru","text":"He\u2019s already mostly bald!","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5jbjc","text":"Arjun, you should\u2019ve thought of all this when you were cheating on your gf with her SIL. \n\nWhat happened in your family should\u2019ve taught you about the cons of being a homewrecker but I don\u2019t completely blame you. You were groomed by a much older woman who should\u2019ve been more mature at that point. \n\nDidn\u2019t have the guts to leave her husband cause even she was dependent on Savlon\u2019s paycheck.","sarcasm_label":1} +{"id":"1d4wn28","text":"I am today years old when I knew tabu is unmarried.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d25kxl","text":"That would leave muddyji with only a few topics like mangoes, mushrooms,\u00a0 and munching (Gautam's butt).","sarcasm_label":1} +{"id":"1d3xrwv","text":"I don\u2019t know jack diddly about this dude. But everything he said is spot on. More people need to hear this.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d2llxz","text":"Firstly, they can't spend as much money as they want. It has to be under budget. And the citizens should have a right to ask how the budget planning and preparation was done, and details of WHERE the money was spent (even questions like how the vehicles were procured? etc.). Unaccountability is not a good thing.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5i4mp","text":"He is back with tania","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d3juin","text":"Wasn't there accusations he killed sunanda puskar","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d4abnp","text":"He should use his khandani khazana to do all this, not taxpayer's money.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5pz1n","text":"I have high hopes from Vedang Raina!","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d2pol3","text":"casteism doesn't exist bruh\n\n\/s","sarcasm_label":1} +{"id":"1d4hxsu","text":"What is the point of emmigrating if people are gonna carry all shit practices back from home. There's no hope left.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d0tn9u","text":">He quoted an example of the Mangalyaan launch by the Indian Space Research Organisation, wherein he was surprised to know Tuesday was chosen as the 'auspicious' day for the launch and the Chairman of the ISRO paid a visit to a temple. In his opinion, politics and religious ideologies should not be mixed with science. \n\nYes. It is a circus.\n\nI was really worried if the *vedik cow dung shit* came to light to everyone in the Indian Science Congress.","sarcasm_label":1} +{"id":"1d0hoxx","text":"Huh? ACs are not a luxury for the rich in the Middle East lol. It is a basic necessity for survival like food and water. No matter how poor you are in the Middle East, you have an AC.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d33t6h","text":"Did you go to the ER or OPD? \n\nIf, as I suspect you walked in the ER, the charges are fair and absolutely necessary. People crowd ERs without thought for minor issues which results in overcrowding and delay for patients who actually need emergency services\n\nEdit: reading other responses, you did waltz in the ER instead of OPD because \"it's a 5 floor hospital and am I expected to find where the OPD is?\". WTF\n\nYou are an entitled a-hole and wasted time of the doctors and the police. Should be charged 10x as a fine.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d36x8o","text":"Employment leads to better economic lives and increased GST revenue for Govt indirectly.\n\nIntended results. Glad that the impact is quantified.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1cymfds","text":"15 din ki internship dilwa do ED mein !","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d4nhkh","text":"Wanakkam","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d4a5g7","text":"One of the worst dresses I've ever seen in my life..","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d64f05","text":"It\u2019s tough for actress , they have to pull their tummy inn throughout the function else never know when someone clicks their pic when their tummy were ouy","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d65u68","text":"\"Pant mein Gun\" is an actual song of this movie","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d2fg4p","text":"Because that doesn't fit the Hindutva narrative.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d0b1sv","text":"Never knew they had elections to select next Hokage.","sarcasm_label":1} +{"id":"1d6ekpk","text":"Girl get another personality","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5fasj","text":"Is there any correct answer other than KANGANA RANAUT????!!!!","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d2jwpd","text":"I wonder if survival is illegal in US ","sarcasm_label":1} +{"id":"1d5g85g","text":"Bipolar","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d0b1sv","text":"naruto ko hokage banake liye vote kiya ha kya","sarcasm_label":1} +{"id":"1d1pilh","text":"BJP must be readying a cabinet seat for this guy\n\/s","sarcasm_label":1} +{"id":"1d5rfla","text":"AAP ka bas chale toh khalistan ka name likhke usme bhi apni 20-30 seats dikha de\nbut fir yaad aa jata hai ki muskil se to bail mili h ","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d1o85u","text":"Put on a mask\u00a0","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5mb13","text":"Nothing wrong with eating chips, vada-paav, or drinking tang.\n\nIf watching television keeps her engaged, let her be.\n\nI understand you being concerned about the violent episodes, but trying to get your adult sister admitted to the psychiatry ward, especially in a country where the mentally ill are treated in a sub-human manner isn't the solution.\n\nThe impression this post gives, is that you are just trying to get rid of your sibling.\n\nTime to report this post. Perhaps even contact an NGO for potential abuse of the mentally handicapped.\n\n\nEdit: Going by your comment history (and I took screen grabs), you also appear to be a massive pervert. It appears that your sibling might need all the help she needs, especially when dealing with an unscrupulous person like yourself.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5npih","text":"\u201cSoon-to-be-dad does bare minimum\u201d - news headline","sarcasm_label":1} +{"id":"1cyhnxs","text":"The menu is Chote Bhature and Lassi!! \n\nWill take a year to sleep it off!!!","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d41ipp","text":"India needs to spend on education. The population has grown to 1.5 billion and spending is 2.7% of GDP even though it should be around 6%. Without talent they won't come. We are proud of our service sector yet product based startups and businesses aren't even able to find qualified candidates..out of a billion people. Its not a good sign. Education is a long term thing, if you neglect it now it will have an effect 10-15 years down the line.\n\nSemiconductor manufacturing especially needs a robust infrastructure. Most of our cities are falling apart and choking with overpopulation. You need clean water, constant supply of extensive gases and chemicals as well as a stable and high-powered grid network. The govt needs to have a proper plan if they are serious.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5jk0k","text":"I captured the video","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d35jon","text":"-9999999 social credit score","sarcasm_label":1} +{"id":"1d4dex7","text":"Girl has to survive in the industry. Feel bad for her but support her .","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5gyw6","text":"Just read how Sashi Kapoor misbehaved with Hollywood actress Julia Roberts and his wife attempted suicide because of him.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d69xga","text":"You need to get over the revenge mode that you have towards him\nNo need to do analysis as to why and how of his personality and character . You fully know what type of man he is ,so seriously ,is this what you want in a partner or future husband \nHow will you trust this man ever \nHe may have found you a challenge as you were not into one night stands and physical intimacy so when you stood your ground and he moved elsewhere he did not want to continue \nIt\u2019s not a failure form your side he has his way of looking at life and he has his own perspective how he wants to live and may not want to settle down \nSo you take this in your stride and move on with your life \nThis is nothing do with something being wrong with you . You should lead your life as per your values and principles and if you meet anyone else in future you should not compromise \nYou are young doing well in your career have fun be with a group of friends and take a learning form this relationship. \nOnce you leave this feeling of wanting to get back at him and forgive yourself and him you will be at peace \nThat man is living his life and you are messing up your own with the negativity and resentment towards him. Is he really that important and worthy of even your negative energy and feelings \nBe happy in your life and heart rest will follow","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5p4ff","text":"Junaid has like 4 films in the pipeline and doesn\u2019t even have a debut film out yet. I\u2019ve heard it\u2019s cause he has got a late start in the industry and is trying to do as much as he can to catch up","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d3xqp9","text":"My question is does delivery guys gets paid for collecting the return package ??? if yes than good, if no then it is exploitation, plain an simple.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d4ps0h","text":"These things just promotes a sense of superiority complex ,where you are born in a certain family or a religion.Insted of being exclusive and consider other people as humans and being inclusive.\nNo wonder we see Caste symbols being written on car or in front of house.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d4wn28","text":"Kajol ki to jalti hogi. Ajay yaha khush hai.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5jbjc","text":"Yahan par bhi poor performance\n\nI'm going with 1 \n\n![gif](giphy|l3fZJmkXMTqeSHUAw)","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d4vtks","text":"Mallika scapegoat bali ki taiyaari Karo apni. Congress will be soon throwing you under the bus for the loss.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1cx1yq9","text":"pata nahi in chutiyon ko foreign literature quote karne ka kya shauq hai? \n\ninke parivaar ka koi mara hota tab pata chalta","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5kxxg","text":"The Thing is this dish is famous in even tamilnadu. bjp is potraying like we Tamilians we don't know how to eat it...","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5x3af","text":"Why are you fuming so much? OP didn\u2019t say anything disrespectful and this is coming from a fellow queer\u2026","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d4uhr3","text":"Laal Salaam","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1cvsyb9","text":"Comedy To hai bhale hi bhayankar n ho","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d2q5or","text":"They did not get investments worth 10 billion. Those were just announced with MoUs. They have had plenty of announcements including a similar investment from Saudi Arabia which never materialized.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d0uo7q","text":"Born and brought up in hyderabad i used to think this just happens in movies or up, bihar but this is a thing every where except the major cities I guess.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d3bkse","text":"They deserve it.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d1132z","text":"Lol this leech of a ceo probably might not even reimburse dhruv rathee after inviting him for a debate to india ","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d6egnt","text":"'Revered' ","sarcasm_label":1} +{"id":"1d1q1c0","text":"I totally trust this Vedant guy, he\u2019s definitely taking half of the system down with him!!","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d4zoc4","text":"I hope they all get arrested and hanged soon, there is no hope otherwise.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d4pno5","text":"Madhya Pradesh is so disappointing.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d0sfo8","text":"Lot of people still probably want to go for government jobs which are not as many as private jobs. Mostly to do with social status.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d319qt","text":"Totally agree with you for \"Rest is just noise\" \nWill try discord","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d1vuyq","text":"Nice one.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d0zr3d","text":"Neither Modi JI nor Amit Saha Ji talking about the pressing issues like of job creation, inflation, and economic growth. These are the major issues of 140 cores of Indians, and addressing them should be the foremost priority.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d4p0c6","text":"It must have been like hell for the poor woman.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d2hqfp","text":"Good performance when?","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1cwagnz","text":"Even if no alcohol in Blood, how come a 17 year old got Driving License?\n\nMoney can buy anything in India, even poor man's lives.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d3y2nn","text":"These desperate mfs .","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d6cx3o","text":"There are a few more than handy suggestions here already. Since you\u2019re already in the grind with academics, my suggestion to you would be to learn a couple of foreign languages and look at freelance gigs to start with. Eventually gain enough credentials to teach one of them.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d4nhvi","text":"Ranbir and Deepika are so adorable together, i remember i was at school when this was released and i kinda started infatuating with Ranbir. He was toxic initially to Naina, so even i was (still is) only into toxic men like him who\u2019s famous and shit doesn\u2019t give fucks on unpopular girls (like me).","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d1nkny","text":"what a mockery of news!!!\n\n\n[Telangana has banned Pan masala with nicotine and tobacco for one year. ](\n\n[A similar ban was implemented in UP years back](\n\n\nIn fact, all forms of pan masala were later banned during covid in UP, However, the ban from non-nicotine products was lifted, citing the loss of financial support of the people connected to the pan masala industry in the tough times of covid.\n\n\nalthough the tobacco based pan masala is banned, but the sellers have worked out a way around where they sell the tobacco separately as there's no ban in the sale of tobacco .. one can just mix the non-tobacco ghutka and tobacco to enjoy the cancerous cocktail.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d4wtm8","text":"She rocks the chipku bun and how The walk ","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d0b1sv","text":"![gif](giphy|XrsLA9DIxpm9vOVW1j)\n\nBhagwadhari hokage","sarcasm_label":1} +{"id":"1d5yzj6","text":"\"I got married in Italy. Am I saying you copied me by getting married in Italy?\" \n\n\"Who performed at my wedding? Andrea Bocelli. Who performed at Kourtney's wedding? Andrea Bocelli,\" \n\n\"You stole my fucking wedding country and my wedding performer. Andrea Bocelli is my favorite male singer of all time, but I'm copying her dolce vita lifestyle? Okay.\"\n\nWhy is Radhaki copying Miss Kim K","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d38evk","text":"He's just a snake, kisi ka nhi hoga, not even his own party members.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d37eq5","text":"If something like this would have happened in Bollywood; trolls and Godi Media would have attacked to kill","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5ec0r","text":"See the exit polls comrade","sarcasm_label":1} +{"id":"1d6836s","text":"Feel bad for her.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d15vzy","text":"> only problem is activism \n\nDesh chunautiyon se nahi chutiyo se pareshan hai moment","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d0zhqj","text":"Someone tried to throw Arnoob out mid flight.\n\nSauce: Kunal Kamra mere speed dial pe hai\n\n\/s","sarcasm_label":1} +{"id":"1d15ww8","text":"How about you try living in a muslim majority area?","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d40pm7","text":"School isn't everybody's second home. Parents fail to understand that","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d0ryxh","text":"AAP ne kaha, maine maan liya.","sarcasm_label":1} +{"id":"1d15rke","text":"That was a spectacular collapse by SRH, let's hope ICT doesn't follow this story line in the T20WC.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d6bkfe","text":"Oh oh... Sorry to burst your bubble but it seems like all manufacturers use China or other country made compressors.\n\n\n\n\" Voltas\u2019 air conditioners are assembled in India. In the eyes of Indian consumers, they are a made-in-India brand.\n\nBut look under the hood of the air conditioners and 50 percent of components\u2014compressors, controllers, motors and copper tubes\u2014come from China. \u201cThere is no Indian compressor manufacturer,\u201d says Pradeep Bakshi, managing director at Voltas.\"\n\n","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d4u7yw","text":"Ajay devgn dialogue delivery in voice over is so goated. He must dub south or Hollywood movies.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d1yuob","text":"Once Model Code of Conduct is enforced, govt is not supposed to make any significant decisions. Also it's extremely rare, (don't know if ever happened during period without ongoing war) as mentioned in the article, that army chief's tenure has been extended.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5exzy","text":"Seems the DGCA was not appropriately paid off.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5fi2c","text":"Koi itna hot kaise lag sakta hai omg ","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d66y7b","text":"Sid anant best friends.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d6ben8","text":"so edited, look at janvi's hand","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d3pktk","text":"That might cause a succesionary crisis.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d4p47i","text":"![gif](giphy|lTthS0XSj8BU6et9Z2)\n\nne\n\nIska jawab toh Iske dost neh diya hoga #ikyk","sarcasm_label":1} +{"id":"1cvh13s","text":"Sadly the old Indian trick of morchas and fake hunger strikes doesn't work in civilized first world countries. They know very well the place they came from, itself doesn't want to treat them well. What a parody. They are leeches and not host providers to the society at large. The virus of civilized society had to be checked. Canada started, soon others will follow. No more burden needed. Fact check again.\n\nSorry kids, go back home. Reality check no one wanted you to begin with. No one actually wants your self entitled anymore, not atleast in Canada.\n\n![gif](giphy|HBNN2tYgVNngamD4RC)","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d6eeur","text":"#ek baar dekh lijiye, baal katva lijiye","sarcasm_label":1} +{"id":"1d4zfea","text":"Ye toh bilkul bhi nhi kar payega. Why not Ranveer, he can increase his access to wider population through this.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d685g4","text":"Can\u2019t believe I was rooting for Pewds while T-series was doing \u2018plZ sApOrT uS iF yOu aRe a pRaUd InDian\u2019 until he dropped that diss track . It was all \u2018Ew Indians\u2019 instead of T-series corp and when he realised it was a bit racist and he did a weird collab with SaimanSays and charity as damage control . It was \u2018Look guys, I\u2019m not racist , I have Indian friends\u2019 lol .","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5eaz4","text":"#my prediction BJP alone 320+ seats","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1czj077","text":"Good god what even was the point of that?\u00a0","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5pz1n","text":"All of them look so hot in these four pics ","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d355di","text":"The real income is power and facilities provided by the govt..! \nMy uncle become a magistrate judge last year..! He gets 1.5L starting salary. ! Interest free loan for buying a car..! 60 litres of fuel every month.. 6000 units of electricity every year..! He has got enormous marriage proposals worth 5-10 crores..! But my poor uncle was rejected by his Brahmin girlfriend's family..! ","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d3xrwv","text":"I agree how udhav managed covid times is commendable he should get enough credit for that imagine being in power for the first time and face crises people from maharashtra especially marathi crowd should definatley support","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d34ejf","text":"My boi writing scripts","sarcasm_label":1} +{"id":"1d0tn9u","text":"BJP + andhbhakts\u2026.it is as he calls it","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d2b7k3","text":"Surprised to see a mildly positive comment here. I don't like the state of our country either, but damn it is too depressing reading here.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d2fg4p","text":"kings are just glorified landlords","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d1lqeu","text":"Or country's state is so tragic. Zero ethics.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5eokn","text":"He\u2019s looks like an Orthodox Jew here. Just a joke, please don\u2019t take offense.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d04uk7","text":"Hyderabad has this shit roads? Even my village has better roads lol","sarcasm_label":1} +{"id":"1d5ewxu","text":"Jai Jagannath","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d1li93","text":"Just see the photographs from the direct action day. Its the most brutal, macabre, things one will ever see. Even movies can't fake the brutalities this much. \n\nHundrens and thousands of dead bodies strewn across the roads, children crying, people mutilated, animals eating the bodies... etc.\n\n[oldindianphotos.in\/search?q=direct+action+day&m=1](\n\nAnd this link doesn't even have the most brutal ones. Its better to not share all, its revolting.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5cbvc","text":"I'd love to watch Rohit Saraf and also Vikrant Massey in more films","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5o5hr","text":"Waiting for liberal meltdowns","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d4tihc","text":"Thanks","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d68mk3","text":"Just like how we have brackets and caps for salaries in all our jobs, do the same for actors.\n\nAnyone who earns above a cap, like Ranbir, ranveer and so on will always have to opt for profit share or take the standard salary.\n\nI know this seems logical yet impossible but that's what needs to be done","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d4ujvh","text":"\n\nWorks for me","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d4iakf","text":"What a creep. Madhuri also looks shocked and uncomfortable","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d46cv6","text":"Dick tator and chaddi fans cannot read english. All good for them.","sarcasm_label":1} +{"id":"1d1uy74","text":"Why doesn't Adani sue Hindenburg in the U.S.? Or maybe he should try going after the OCCRP after their report exposed Adani's huge coal scam. Playing this game of Tom and Jerry is his only option.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d66y29","text":"Remembering KJo's statement 'I can get any of my films declared hit if I want to'","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d1lpbk","text":"self promotion or what?","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d50cmu","text":"If you look at the different movie promotions her personality changes throughout. Kedarnath she was this kind, knowledgeable woman. And then it changed to loud and gregarious and irritating in coolie and simba. And then slowly she\u2019s trying to go back to her original personality. Check out her gaslight and murder Mubarak promotion interviews. She had a major identity crisis and her management are controlling her. Same with Janhvi, her recent pr move is \u201crelatable and honest\u201d. \n\nAnanya as bad as an actor she is, has actually remained the same. The others are trying so hard.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5rc13","text":"I use ICICI's imobile, it seems to work flawlessly! \n\nHDFC's app has made significant improvements, so is also recommendable. \n\nCannot say the same for Bank of Baroda's app, it's best to avoid it!","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d4p0c6","text":"These buses are good tbh , i like em","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d1hql4","text":"How much has India even spent on security lol? Are you somehow claiming that India *had* to make dumbass economic choices because it had a sizable defence budget?","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d615sb","text":"Provide proofs this time that u even know him","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5skie","text":"Yeah, I just found out that he was using Vodafone Idea's network (Vi-india) and suspect VI is blocking him from reaching home. I tried to get the home telecom provider to look at his account and they said they recorded no outbound traffic from his number, so he's def blocked in his Indian' network","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5pfy4","text":"deepika kriti in a lesbian romcom my tall favs in a film will be a dream come true (I know it won't happen though)","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d4vtks","text":"Ok, two simple questions : \n\n1. RaGa can be the face but who will be the brain???\n2. Has anyone from the INDI given permission to pappu to become even the face of the PM post?","sarcasm_label":1} +{"id":"1d4t9a8","text":"Since when do god needs meditation","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5dhqy","text":"Side hi kar dunga bhai sabke sab wahi bole ja rhe hai ","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d4x0dv","text":"I agree. Sometimes, racism is in your face and sometimes it is subtle. Same with casual sexism.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5gpwg","text":"Even I failed jee and no one here to encourage me but I know these things won't last long and I'll improve in my life.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5l9pt","text":"Bas karo bhai kya breakup patchup lga rakha in logo ne","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d060ds","text":"I never received expired products... ordering from BB since at least 6 years... So, they check it before sending it to customers thnk god","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1cvh80t","text":"When defeat is certain one starts saying and claiming absurd things. Just like when one is cornered with evidence, one starts saying anything in defense.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d6c9hv","text":"Why does she follow them if they\u2019re \u201cwhatever people\u201d?","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d68mk3","text":"Koi camera lagao waha nd sell the tape\n\n![gif](giphy|GbZxsEMMVVwSWOlQyE|downsized)","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d4u54f","text":"Chaddi camp might be sleepless today.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d40ymd","text":"If you have UCC, no more need for religion based inheritance and marriage laws.\n\nThe demand is very much valid.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d0hd4u","text":"The way ECI is behaving there is something fishy","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d36x8o","text":"LMAO, fiscal policy institute is a Karnataka government organization.\n\nUnironically, Obama awards Obama a medal meme.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d68j47","text":"You guys just make up stuff\u2026 Promotions etc is mentioned in contract which she signed 3 years ago\u2026 She isn\u2019t even posting about her massive Cartier Global campaign\u2026 She might not be posting every xyz thing but she has posted about Kalki several times\u2026\n\n","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d6836s","text":"Guys she's innocent... I've seen the cctv footage those women were trying to cover her car or smthg and her car didn't even touched them","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5k062","text":"Have to hand it to Madras. But Bombay is a better city.\u00a0","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d34mg4","text":"This is just dumb. Instead of punishing the culprits we are findings workarounds. When I went to Atari\/Wagah border I saw how Pakistani folks were having gender based seating.\n\nAbove is like USA not banning weapons but having bullet proof rooms and doors in the schools to save kids from mishaps.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d1m9f1","text":"All the tests he mentioned could be done in one day only. Why the hell he went to Max instead of a government hospital?","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1cw88q9","text":"Seems like you are the problem and shit level of management every company needs to get rid off.\nIf you don't know what's your legal right and curse folks for exercising their rights, then you are the problem. Keep your opinion to yourself, and work. None asked you to give ethics lesson on work life balance here","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d48l6z","text":"I don\u2019t believe anything nowadays lol especially when the makers themselves confess to manipulating numbers in order to put up a facade","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d4vkhr","text":"Anyone can get away with literally everything and in any country with the right amount of money . Thing is celebrity pays the price of being public figure and rightly so \n\nDo you think there are no more endangered hunting or hit and runs in this country?? but we're all aware the conviction rate and hardly any one of them gets the limelight","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d2pol3","text":"The moment the word 'Dalit' comes up in a sexual assault case, most of us who dominate the discourse on social media (urban upper caste) don't know how to feel. It's a moment of condolence followed by the inability to relate with the victim or actually empathize with her suffering. In some corner of our minds, there's a notion that because such kind of violence towards Dalits is common, it's not that big of a deal. It doesn't threaten our own safety because \"they\" are different from us. We know that the power dynamics at play in a Dalit assault don't apply to us. We rationalize it and then we forget about it.\u00a0\n\n\nIf it happens to one of us, there's shock and disbelief and fear and outrage. It catches our attention and instantly makes us justice warriors. 'If it could happen to her, it could happen to anybody'.\u00a0 We dominate the law & order, we dominate the media and we dominate the discourse. We decide what's worth fighting for and what we should just read and ignore.\u00a0\u00a0\n\n\nI wish people prove me wrong, starting with this case.\u00a0","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d055tl","text":"Achha kaam","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d2jws8","text":"I am in my late 40s and considering the diagnosis too.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d25kxl","text":"> \u201cNarendra Modi ji speaks about Mangalsutra, Mutton, Machhali, Mughal and Mujra, but does not talk about \u2018Make in India\u2019? Why Modi ji does not utter a SINGLE word on the Economy in his numerous election speeches? The answer lies in his Govt\u2019s ABJECT FAILURE ! Make in India flopped, PLI Scheme floundered and Exports are in a free fall,\u201d he said on X.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1cwyxir","text":"Hang them. No tolerance for this shit.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d3zloj","text":"Sensors are trying to shame India! These sensors are part of the Tukde tukde gang!","sarcasm_label":1} +{"id":"1cyrude","text":"Jayanagar layout was Asia's largest planned layout. It's so great to stay in this layout. No water Shortage. Only if we copied this layout all over bangalore ","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d1ebej","text":"These are games that shall be played by big boys . Go to a police station and file a complaint and request for registration of complaint. Either you or police are bullshitting . They don't need evidence to register a complaint and start investigation. Your sisters complaint is that she is being harassed online , it's up to the police to find who is doing that. They will ask her if they need her input. \n\nIf it does not work , contact women's commission. To be Frank , you are not taking this seriously and you sound more like a child, get some adults involved please.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d4ud41","text":"Very good for Adani Ambani and upper castes. Not good for everyone else.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d0wefk","text":"Where can I buy","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5o5hr","text":"\u201cAll exit polls are wrong, mera Rahul baba jeetega\u201d - Darbari Ramesh\n\n*Moye Moye*\n\nEVM hack, ECI corrupt - Death of Democracy - Dictator Modi.\n\nLet the Rudali begin \u2026","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d4p23w","text":"Except Kerala where it is flooding and raining like crazy in the last one week. Kochi is almost submerged.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d1uwdi","text":"I don't care","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d615sb","text":"Balayya fans writing wattpad revenge fic. OP cope.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d4vkhr","text":"Salman has arbaaz done that too?","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d4nhvi","text":"Ranbir was the IT boy during that time... Top most Actors and Directors were dying to work with him!! Rockstar,YJHD,Barfi in a span of a year is INSANE...","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d46cv6","text":"Modi has ruined Manmohan's name by deceitfully misquoting him, people who were open to Dr Manmohan are now gonna be closed off.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d4eu2n","text":"The budget cant be 80 crore . look at the whole season it can't be more than 10-12 cr","sarcasm_label":1} +{"id":"1d0uchr","text":"I'm a grown ass man now, but when I was in my teens, I so believed that the human mind is such a beautiful thing and I wanted to know what goes on in other people's minds. A part of that teenage boy fantasy is still left in me, but boy-oh-boy, how wrong I was. I don't want to know what goes on in the minds of such monsters and every one else around these monsters that allowed for situations to go totally out of hand.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d34oqt","text":"srsly.....that was the most 'penny wise, pound foolish' decision NDA ever took in this term...","sarcasm_label":1} +{"id":"1d23ur7","text":"Being chubby isn't the same as being unhealthy, a muscular body isn't the same as a healthy body. Fat is very important for daily life and if your fat distribution is weird you'll look more fat even if you have less fat than a \"normal\" looking person. You just need to eat healthy to be healthy even if you look fat after eating healthy you shouldn't worry about it. Also yeah it's pretty disgusting that people touch you without your permission, imo make better friends.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d4wcos","text":"Stop cutting trees, throwing trash on the streets, stop single use disposable plastics, stop burning things like plastics, stop single use menstrual pads and switch to reusable, always fully empty plastic water bottles as water in bottles that are disposed never return to the earth, take a bicycle\/bus\/walk instead of driving a car, turn lights off or power off when not in use, lower meat consumption\n\nthere\u2019s a million things we can do","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1cyt4yu","text":"I thought only Hindus were bad because of castes....","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1cxuokj","text":"Kannadigas say they are proud Indians as well (outside of India).","sarcasm_label":1} +{"id":"1d4pq8m","text":"They do this every few months just to be in limelight after this they will be spotted together","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5vipn","text":"TW\n\nOne thing that stopped me from watching Satyaprem Ki Katha was the implied violation scene. I am so glad this topic was touched in a film but it hit too close home for me to watch because once someone whom I knew breached my boundaries to an extent, behind closed doors and I didn't even have the courage to say no because he was physically bigger than me and I honestly feared that my 'no' could result in something way worse. I was 18 and he was 23. The incident haunted me for long and like Katha it changed me in many ways. I watch the ending scene multiple times for closure and catharsis but I never watch the whole film. May he get the most miserable life and death. Amen.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d6c7m2","text":"Currently there is a delusion going on that social media popularity= box office\n\nThis is Messing up the equation but other than that what Aamir said is absolutely true.\n\nAlso this should be applied soon and not wait for 5-10 movies to flop before coming to senses.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d1hm23","text":"Its going to get harder and harder to move to US.\n\nOnly the rich or the highly educated will be able to do so..","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d4yxpg","text":"He does have a valid point. Promote not only your local products, but also language & culture ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|heart_eyes_rainbow)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|snoo)","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d2grfj","text":"Tells you the work of independent India is still ongoing\n\nWhites replaced by brown babus ","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d554cw","text":"I still feel her accent was not very harsh\n\nShe just tried to sound a bit sharp and smooth and it is sort of okay compared to celebs who behave as if they were born there and then do that accent \n\nBut the song by God ","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5uvlc","text":"So now West Bengal is the only state which seems to have violence during elections. Bihar and UP which were notoriously famous for poll violence has peaceful elections for past couple of years.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d64o5u","text":"Thank you for this. I am at your end stage as well, I am being too stringent and finding flaws instead of adjusting a bit. And the ease of just firing up an app and getting dates is very tempting instead of putting in more effort and working on what I have.\n\nIt is nice to see this jotted down and I can hopefully improve myself and find love.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1cxefbu","text":"true AF","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5g0jb","text":"If any1 among Hindi guys, watched Hanu-man in Hindi dub, there is a scene where hero tests his powers against Train. That scene was impersonification, mockery against Bala krishna's film scene. To our surprise, Hindi dubbing dept changed balakrishna into rajnikanth. If rajni kanth fans filed case on dubbing team, it would have been fair enough. Rajnikanth is a spiritual person, has high level of decency. It was unfair to drag his name in Hindi dub. \nBala krishna need to be taught a lessons like this. He need to be mocked more in order to make his casteist fans apologetic, self-defensive for defending such moral-less actor. If your films are bad, then its tolerated, made fun but if you are feudal minded, then its not tolerated.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1cymfds","text":"Iss clown ko andar daalo.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5vxlg","text":"The life of every party\u00a0\n\n(mujhe sirf ek baar Ranveer ke saath party karna hai life mein)","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d1id8h","text":"Ek din k 350 milte hai. Dihadi mazdoor bhi din mein kamse kam 500 kamata hai","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d4oxi7","text":"isnt this directly lifted from this sub?\n\nanyways i feel like all of this negativity happening at once is just...not good","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d3wg8h","text":"Great. Another white person getting more limelight than other dalit and adivasi activists who have been fighting the system for long.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5hklv","text":"I would be Salman Khan, and I'll go chill with SRK for the whole day as his best friend.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d2exxc","text":"Not sure on what basis you're calling it poorly designed, if anything I'd say it's quite well designed.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1cx0gj0","text":"But look at the odds. Bencho truck have to catch a fire only when it enter petrol pump.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d2djq6","text":"Pedestrians and bikers seem to just say fuck it and drive or walk out in front of cars, trucks and buses without paying attention. In Pune it's horrible. You'll be taking a left at an intersection and a biker will cut you off from the front and go right. Pedestrians will cross the road anywhere and at anytime instead of waiting for the signal to turn red.\n\nPeople seem to value their time more than their life on the road. The number of helmetless degenerates on bikes that ride past cops in Pune is appalling. The cops don't even give a fuck because of how common it is and how little money they can fleece from a biker, let alone stopping them in the 1st place.\n\nTo add to the shitty driving manners and attitudes we have our dog shit roads, filled with potholes. Cars, trucks and buses constantly break the rules by running through signals and driving rashly. Lane discipline is non existent. Almost no one uses their indicators. \n\n\nIt's just fucking pathetic to see. Stupid people with no regard for the law or their own life, terrible infrastructure, useless traffic police and a complete lack of respect for other people.\n\n\nIn stark contrast to this Germany with their no speed limit Autobahn experiences a negligible amount of accident deaths. They have the best and most responsible drivers that I've come across.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5smwh","text":"Looks matter","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1czjmk4","text":"60k staff?\n\n\nBar hai ya Army?","sarcasm_label":1} +{"id":"1d6d6uy","text":"Once you look past all the fluff, the bottom line is that there are certain people, who are extremely influential and wealthy, whose companies are regularly funded by Russian money linked directly to Putin. These people are linked directly to the ruling government at the very top. Do the math. Birds of a feather flock together.\n\nAlso, China will be (and has already) gobbled-up parts of India while the government sits pretty and acts like it isn't happening, so while your concern is appreciated, the real danger to India is much closer to home than Russia.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d2dcsu","text":"Tbf the grandfather is also a criminal, and supposedly has tentacles operational in the underworld. The doctor could\u2019ve easily been intimidated into accepting such a trivial sum. \n\nI\u2019m just speculating, don\u2019t come at me. The Pope could be a Catholic for all you know.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d4t0wh","text":"\"Mai sath me Ghar chala rhi hu \" \/s hanji bilkul.. Aap apne paise hi khud pe spend krlo wohi bhot h","sarcasm_label":1} +{"id":"1d3hkmd","text":"Last yr same was set up in Las Vegas.\n\nThere was a Formula one race and they literally add these kind of bridges all over the streets.\n\nIt was shocking at first.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5huyb","text":"Shhhh \"Ashwariya se jalte hai sab\". She is an angel she can do nothing wrong.\u00a0","sarcasm_label":1} +{"id":"1d4iakf","text":"Bollywood ka Balayya","sarcasm_label":1} +{"id":"1d11i5d","text":"Insert \u201cBhaiya galti se mere muh se nikal gaya\u201d meme.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d0uchr","text":"In the future we will tell kids how fucked up India used to be before the revolution. How Chinese elders describe the time before 49.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d65u68","text":"Wow. The cringe fest that must have been","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d48vc2","text":"\n\nDeepika and Ranveer in ang laga de definitely! This was so hot and sensual. Everything about that kiss felt real, so much so that it felt like an intruder witnessing such an intimate moment","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5yerb","text":"SRK and Vimal gutkha. He really embodied the role","sarcasm_label":1} +{"id":"1d1ebej","text":"At this point, it's probably best just to change your phone number and get a new WhatsApp account with it, and only share it with trusted friends and family.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5kmy3","text":"Looks like men are hurt that a women-led film found its audience and was well received.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1cyv9cn","text":"Why is it always have to be driver made to a scapegoat ","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d2o00l","text":"Unfortunately, they have stopped replying in customer care. I raised the issue on Twitter and they asked me to DM my order ID. I haven\u2019t heard from them since then - ","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d34tgd","text":"I speak Hindi,\n\nbut honestly, it is hard for me too to understand those jargon.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d52nqh","text":"If they end up having twins, some losers are gonna start spreading stories of how \u201cthey needed IVF and otherwise incapable of having kids\u201d etc.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d4p9vp","text":"I feel for the customs officer who had to bite it to test if it's really gold.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d0utl8","text":"All above 85 year old are eligible","sarcasm_label":1} +{"id":"1d1ebej","text":"Beat him up.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5g85g","text":" I get bitter, cocky and arrogant vibes from him. Like he\u2019s burnt by the world and now projects his frustrations on other people. Also, he reminds me of my ex boss, the smartest guy in the room but also rubbing people the wrong way by being highly toxic. Also known for being a bully at work","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1cyllx7","text":"wahi to jab neta khud samne baith ke apna consent de rha hai to deepfake kaha se hua?","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d0f378","text":"dont smile when asked all this, this increases their confidence, you people need to understand dont reward bad behaviour with positive affirmations\/behaviours subtle or direct. \n\nif anything makes you uncomfortable don't smile and just say \"do your work\".\n\n\nAn AC service guy came to my house, tried being oversmart and for chitchat asked, what does your surname mean etc. where is your lineage from, i just said \"bill bnao\". only this much is needed and people will not mess with you.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d3qyn6","text":"2029: You will be my chowkidar \n2034: You will be my servant","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d0d0uo","text":"The monkey isn't being aggressive based on the looks and sound of it, the person is keeping a safe distance and not being aggressive or hostile.\n\nYour comment makes zero sense and you are being unnecessarily overdramatic. Bekar ka gyan pel rahe ho.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d41yvm","text":"Yes. Makes sense as he's the Chairperson of Indian National Developmental Inclusive Alliance. Rahul should continue with padyatras across the country especially where state elections are due. DKS should takeover from Kharge as INC president.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d3ix6o","text":"Yeah they are a stock market news website and probably the most trusted one alongside Reuters, many banks, funds, Language learning models for those articles, so they have to give facts and figures.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d6dd49","text":"Glad you are safe","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d11y5n","text":"Lekin yahan toh ped kaatne ke baad bhi development nahi kar paa rahe","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d4qxl7","text":"Bro is a player.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1cxefbu","text":"As if people will follow.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d3sum0","text":"The court will say \"Pan is not a dangerous weapon\" and will grant bail to her\n\nContext: There was a case where the husband was beaten to death by wife with the help of wood I guess and the court said that it's not a dangerous weapon","sarcasm_label":1} +{"id":"1d66u3w","text":"Lunatic ...","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d0uchr","text":"Why do these motherfuckers exist ","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1cymm7p","text":"A woman got horribly assaulted in his house and he comes up with cockamamie reasons to divert attention. He should be teary, groveling for forgiveness or atleast quiet till the investigation completes.\u00a0\n\n\nCell phones being wiped out, CCTV footage deleted --- these are not innocent activities","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d4pno5","text":"Faulty, Aditya Birla started out in Bengal, until our \u2018beloved\u2019 communists decided to publicly humiliate him on the exchange street, and he went where the business is now, and never came back. Communists are damn stupid.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d4p0c6","text":"Cuba has better HDI and per-capita income than India, by more than a decent margin. \n\n[ \n\n[\n\nWhy would Indian buses be better than Cuba's?","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d3yks6","text":"this level of boot-licking has not been seen yet","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d3fzhh","text":"Blud is 25 years late","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d504w4","text":"What kind of dick riding is this?","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d4eu2n","text":"Why is this nonsense? He has the most screen time, dialogues. He pulled it off really well too. He deserves more pay than others?","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d1mb48","text":"How did he get alcohol being minor ?","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d67dru","text":"Waiting to see how AAP can turn this promise into a scam too.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5grrg","text":"She had so much potential...hope she would have continued acting","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5qy9t","text":"She has a horrible sense of style. It\u2019s almost like she closes her eyes and picks whatever her hand touches first in the closet.","sarcasm_label":1} +{"id":"1d0x8d2","text":"The reputation of our country is already spoilt by these types of Indian men and the number of crimes happening against woman","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d6ben8","text":"oh accha got it","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d66h0o","text":"Last wedding in the Mukesh and Nita household. Let them go crazy!","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1czehnv","text":"Make it 120 days and you'll have the accused as an adult.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5uuyx","text":"Again. It is never about men against women, in cases of sexual harassment. It is always powerful against the ones they hold power over. Sexual harrasment is a version of Power Harrasment afterall. This power differs in situations from people to people. Someone without financial power can have physical power over someone when they find each other alone. Someone physically weak can have psychological power over someone else whom they abuse. The cure for this is to actually understand what those in positions of weakness might have to suffer through. Our stories, be they books, music, or movies, they can play a part. Alas, they haven't matured yet.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d4p0c6","text":"Basically roads are doing the job.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d355di","text":"They, themselves are the people who decide salaries of all government staff, so they decided to hike their own, kon rokega unko... mai hi daudunga, mai hi jitunga aur mai hi gold medal lunga...","sarcasm_label":1} +{"id":"1d6836s","text":"Odd that how the only person being assaulted here is the supposed attacker. Mobs like their fun.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1czj077","text":"How dumb","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d1x3b8","text":"This is the best starlink photo i have seen in a while","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5huyb","text":"Mallika was too hot to handle man. That karle gunah with ishq bector is just fire.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d4vpgx","text":"Haven't seen the film, probably won't either but those YT comments seem like they aren't from people who watched it either. No way to know if Anmol is wrong","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5hdtu","text":"Hey don't call yourself crazy because you're not...just switch to better glasses!","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d3zloj","text":"Sensors are paid actors","sarcasm_label":1} +{"id":"1d0k6k7","text":"Big W for India","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d4ujvh","text":"andh vishwas mat phelao, google news is down.","sarcasm_label":1} +{"id":"1d5dryw","text":"I feel she is smart and catering to the audience. Her next film stree 2 will be a big hit","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5g8sv","text":"BJP 335.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d0h0x1","text":"I would consider this a economic policy, if this were not Punjab. Since this is Punjab, ISI infiltration and recruitment via this route is a likely possibility.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5xzsx","text":"Need tor reform the labour laws, so that manufacturing sector will improve, so that semi skilled people also get jobs there which is not possible so much in service sector","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d6cx3o","text":"Parents in general need to understand that their children can only be as good as them or **marginally** better than they were. \n\nNot like, if they were just govt employees, their child could turn out like a prodigy.","sarcasm_label":1} +{"id":"1cy08fj","text":"One leading Govt. bank started deducting some amount monthly from my father's account(in hometown). When my father got to know after few months bank clerk told that must be some locker charge or such.\nMy father said it's not supposed to that much for locker etc. Since amount was roughly 1-2K my father let it go. Turns out current branch (where we are now) guys started some SIP into mutual funds without telling my father. They didn't clarify when my father asked them numerous times that a SIP is going on. We got to know this when 2 years later my father opened a demat account & that app was showing mutual fund balance in my father's name. My father was pleasantly surprised to see that & continued the SIP happily.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d68lee","text":"I know I would have thrown it in the dustbin as soon as she left. Because you can't use just anyone's belongings. Hope you understand.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d49hqx","text":"Thanks Coco! ","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d060ds","text":"Never order Milk from Swiggy - it\u2019s always spoilt","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5l238","text":"Bichare samundar ke janwar pareshan ho gaye honge otne gaane bajane se","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d42j0k","text":"Anecdotes aren\u2019t used as evidence for policy responses.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d4q7dh","text":"You keep telling me about my stunts as if you know me so well, your idea of me is how I've shared my story and I've kept it very open and real and guess what real people have flaws, I could paint myself as however I wanted to be perceived, but I expressed myself as real as I am.\n\nI don't even need to justify myself to a name on the internet as you, you can go celebrate your idol world preaching and fake empathy, but you very well know who you are when the doors are shut and the lights are off.\n\nI put myself and my story out, I'm proud of myself.\nI'm not a perfect guy and I strive to be better.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d42j0k","text":"The % of divorce shows an empowered society where women can walk out of shitty relationships. It barely matters if it\u2019s 1.5% or 50% - it doesn\u2019t mean anything else.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d693uu","text":"Wasn't that the entire point of the special marriage act. Like marriage between different faiths or did I get something wrong here???","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5pfy4","text":"Srk Vidya and srk Tabu!! \nWould love to see either of this pairing!","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d690oh","text":"I completely get what you are saying. My friend really doesn't care for art or culture, nor diversity. He is very happy looking at his investment and savings at the end of every month. I guess it depends on individuals, each want different things in life.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d39vz9","text":"the climate worsens exponentially","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d4ciql","text":"A lot of people of your age with hot blood will advise you to stand up for yourself and leave the house as soon as possible. Please don't do that. By leaving the house or fighting back, you will not solve anything. You are perhaps too young to understand a few things, and that is okay and not being said to be disrespectful. Everyone goes through all life phases, but here I am trying to give you some wisdom, and hopefully, you can use it to your advantage.\n\nI was in a very similar situation growing up in a middle-class family. One day, all of a sudden, my angry father, whom I loved and respected a lot but never said, got diagnosed with an aggressive brain tumor. Fast forward to a few months, he took his last breath in my arm, and neither of us said to each other how much we loved and cared for each other. \n\nWe take things and people for granted and only realize their value when they are no longer around. \n\nThe only way to solve your situation is for one party to compromise, and I know you would think they should learn the new ways because they are the elders, and you are the young ones. They should love you first. But that is not how it will work. You will need to talk to them with love and respect. Continue doing that, and one day, they will realize. Even if they don't, you will have no regrets later in your life.\n\nThe only answer is unconditional love and respect.\n\nUnless someone is physically abusive, in this case, you must stand up for yourself and the sake of other family members.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5gjl3","text":"so basically,true freedom means sufficiently brainwashing people to follow certain ideologies voluntarily.\n\nbecause everyone wants to teach children their own opinions.","sarcasm_label":1} +{"id":"1d2c1xu","text":"Infuriating that they're all just randomly checking how much has been written and most definitely awarding marks arbitrarily. Also, why is she trying to act coy?\u00a0","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d67v15","text":"Ambani's are a normal Gujarati family that just enjoys the glamour and traction that bollywood brings to them. Also there are good looking people every in the party hence it kind of works for them","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5kudz","text":"You forgot him?\n\n![gif](giphy|c3YpTceS6Z4ljhrqvh|downsized)","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d370j7","text":"Every time I see someone escaping such conmen I feel happy. Though I'd feel much much happier if they could somehow be apprehended and punished.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d1wero","text":"PGs aren't regulated, leave them bad reviews and name\/shame them.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d36u0q","text":"It's all from one shitty party. What will happen now? Another essay competition or driver replaced for his son.","sarcasm_label":1} +{"id":"1d3a26l","text":"from your description of yourself you sound like a 10\/10 girl with qualities that most decent guys would look for in a girl.\n\ni think you should embrace your personality on a greater level by saying >!laude apna kaam kar!< to anyone bothering you for being yourself.\n\nmuch love","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d3wwq4","text":"Bangles are already worn when debate was declined, \n\nab antharyudh ke baad kya ye choodiya pehnenge ?","sarcasm_label":1} +{"id":"1d6bc46","text":"Parineeti is busy playing her new life role: Miskiina","sarcasm_label":1} +{"id":"1d1d4r7","text":"\u201cLiterally\u201d?","sarcasm_label":1} +{"id":"1d0yinm","text":"First PK, now SM. Moles are coming out slowly.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5eokn","text":"My two cents. I don\u2019t like him. I don\u2019t find him attractive and his personality is off putting (not that it matters to him). But that\u2019s one side of his being. He is a decent actor and has given some good performances, so definitely not just a courtjester.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d37eq5","text":"And people praise these kind of stars","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1cxt18q","text":"Great story and good for her, hardwork and dedication pays off well.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d6bkfe","text":"Yes I am aware about that but the parent company is ultimately Korean the profit goes there loss to us","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d68jon","text":"I didn't even know something like this movie existed till this post. It cannot be true","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1cyllx7","text":"It is not a deep-fake. It is just leveraging power of generative AI.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1cxsd4n","text":"Rather be caught watching panty and stocking than him.\nRef.\n","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d15x46","text":"4 nimbu nichodne ke baad dudh bhi itta nahi fat-ta jitti tumhari fat-ti hai bro i\u2019ll use this sentence a lot from now on","sarcasm_label":1} +{"id":"1d6bx6s","text":"She is adorable! But why is indian media only obsessed with star kids with Eurocentric features like her,Taimur\u2026","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d1x1uk","text":"Shithole of a country.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d16ytt","text":"I would also like to add that the Agniveer program was introduced because the government is finding it difficult to foot the bill of pensions and salaries of defence personnel.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d11y5n","text":"All this heat means extreme rain also. These orange turds can't deal with these problems. Yogi karega 180million logon ka vikas. \n\nRahul se bhi umeed Kam hain.\n\nEdit: downvote karne se kuch nahi hoga c****yon, our future has a lot of struggles if this isn't fixed. And the ministers and elected reps on all sides continue to mislead us. Also we have really terrible awareness of the situation. All of us.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d0wp97","text":"**Let us summarise the known facts:**\n\n1. Foreign institutions not controlled\/influenced by the government are net sellers. Historically, this has led to the SENSEX\/NIFTY going down. \n2. DIIs that are controlled\/influenced by the government are net buyers. \n3. Put Options have increased. \n4. Amit Shah publicly asked people to buy shares. \n5. India Volatility index has spiked up.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d3a26l","text":"Because most of them got nothing else to do in their sad pathetic lives","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d2g0fr","text":"Such a dumb thing to come from chairman of ISRO.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5kudz","text":"Katrina\u2019s crying scene in Baar Baar dekho was so atrocious. I stopped watching the film after that.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d07mvf","text":"Nice.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1czjmk4","text":"How can u take down the entire establishment for that? It could easily be the entrance guy not checking ID correctly.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d4u7yw","text":"The way I\u2019m so excited for this. THANK YOU FINALLY AJAY AND MORE IMPORTANTLY THANK YOU TABU. The hold she has over this man is actually great for Hindi cinema","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d0tzt0","text":"BTW, regarding AC... Labs love cool weather. However, it's not mandatory to run AC 24*7. Make him walk, take him outdoors, play with him. Expend his energy, make him comfortable so that he knows it's fine without ac too. Mine lab too loved AC but enjoyed wherever we used to be.\n\nDon't worry, he'll take some time to be accustomed to you, family, house and weather.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5jajk","text":"A real live wire marriage this is!","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d4vpgx","text":"Why ? Not everyone needs to agree with your opinion.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d1n916","text":"And just like that an innocent life full of dreams is gone. Please be careful and compassionate. Life is fragile and too short. I wish he is now in a better place, if there is one.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d0b1sv","text":"Malum nhi tha Naruto bhe election me khada hai","sarcasm_label":1} +{"id":"1d6eeur","text":"sir aaj twitter ka mahaul dekha kya aap? \n(double trouble)","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d4dex7","text":"What do you expect ?? he is the son of the former CM of Andhra Pradesh and he himself is a very if you want to call him that reputed actor in the Tollywood industry. And has a fucking fandom who will support him no matter what.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d34mg4","text":"There's an automated system for this in Indian railways which has been rather helpful, keeping me around women whenever I am traveling.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5mqe9","text":"they all do. DP\/PC are some of the biggest culprits.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d48z1u","text":"My RK. Watched it yesterday to fall in love with it and him all over again. ","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d2b3jh","text":"I mean not that I know of but some nazis thought that Hitler was the Vishnu avatar meant to end Kali yug","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1cwx1ws","text":"Fighting discrimination by discrimination.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d4vtks","text":"I also back Rahul Gandhi as PM face for Congress and Indi alliance, forever. He is BJP's star campaigner. As long as he is PM face, BJP has a cakewalk.","sarcasm_label":1} +{"id":"1d2djq6","text":"To be fair, india is developing public transport quite heavily. There is now a metro in Delhi, Lucknow, Kanpur and a bunch of other tier 2\/1(?) cities. My hometown - Bareilly, UP even started a bus line for the first time in the last few years.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5j85l","text":"Keep *fingering* up for lifetime...his wife would appreciate it","sarcasm_label":1} +{"id":"1d34tgd","text":"I say this as someone whose first language is Hindi, why do this??? Yaar there are so many problems to solve in this fucking hell of a country and this is what the the centre is changing?????","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d2r1o3","text":"Which riot did she fuel? They peacefully protested for months, is that rioting now?","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d479nr","text":"By that, do you mean BA in IT, Finance, etc.? I was kind of researching on BA in the IT field as my friend will soon be referring me for Reliance (Probably by July). So I did some surface level research regarding Scrum, Agile, BRD, FRS, etc. \n\nHow different is the role differing from industry to industry? And if I say get into IT, do I need to have a lot of technical knowledge too?","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d2jwpd","text":"Smuggling krde kya","sarcasm_label":1} +{"id":"1d4wjb1","text":"I was eating mangoes when I read the news. I think that would be the last time I ever ate mangoes ","sarcasm_label":1} +{"id":"1d4tr43","text":"I think looking at the second slide the birth rate has stabilized in all states but some states are older. So Bihar has a less death rate than Karnataka even though birth rate difference isn't that high","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d49hhs","text":"So current movies are so trash they had to bring back the savior of bollywood, directed by a south director.\n\nI would watch it again if I get an opportunity","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d0x8d2","text":"Gulf countries - auzaar kat! , auzaar kat!","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d3tfwa","text":"AQI is 12 today.","sarcasm_label":1} +{"id":"1d5u17h","text":"Just skim read some of the comments here. Looks like some wokes need to wake up from their lala dream and smell the coffee.","sarcasm_label":1} +{"id":"1cvh13s","text":"Did you read the article?","sarcasm_label":1} +{"id":"1d3wwq4","text":"Oh sorry mate, misunderstanding. I'll leave my mistake there for context.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1cvhmer","text":"done so smoothly.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5l9pt","text":"Bc roz ka natak h inka","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d3zloj","text":"I set up a pollution and general weather station here in Navi Mumbai - An Indian government \/ UNEP (United Nations Environment Programme) certified system, installed correctly under a shelter in the shade with a breeze etc and the government didn't like the results so tried to move it lol... \n\nThey actually moved all 28 weather and pollution monitoring stations that were giving high results up into the hills and mountains or on top of skyscrapers for the whole Mumbai, Navi Mumbai and Thane Metropolitan Region (MMR). \n\nFor my one I ended up installing it at the Consulate I work in so they couldn't keep harassing me, the consulate is the only weather station giving accurate weather and pollution data for all Mumbai at the moment.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d6ajxe","text":"70% tax is wild","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d4rpfa","text":"He is so good","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5gsfl","text":"Why are people concerned about the government's profits? The government is not a profit making company. It is not supposed to be one.\n\nEdit: Posting because the comment was deleted after i already typed the reply\n\n>Because most of the govt losses are due to inability and inefficiency of their business models not because of subsidies and general expenditures. If govt runs a business smoothly atleast from that business it should be close to break even point if not profitable. \n\n>Overall agar expenditure se thoda loss ho toh that\u2019s not an issue, but even general PSUs are making heavy losses. They are supposed to make profit or they\u2019ll be privatised soon enough.\n\nGovernment has no business in doing business. Highways are not like telephone plans or insurance. Don't think they can just be privatised the same way. Building highways is not a business for the government. It is an expenditure on infrastructure. \n\nThey could turn it into a profitable business and start selling monthly subscriptions and family plans for people to drive on the highways instead of setting up toll booths only at district borders or such. Who will be the customers? The same people who paid taxes for building the highways in the first place. \n\nPeople are asking for free health care and education... Will that not create losses? But it is necessary because that is the government's responsibility to develop the country and its people.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d36swj","text":"We love politics","sarcasm_label":1} +{"id":"1d5i3y0","text":"Lol Reddit is actually running the media house's business. They don't have anything original.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5dl6q","text":"Har 3 mahine baad kisi bhi global celebrity ko bula lete hai for their own entertainment. Bc itni ameeri","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5favm","text":"I sweat I didn't even recognise her in the first pic","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d32crz","text":"I have a feeling he won't be alone, He probably will have more cameras pointed towards him that the batsmen at world cup final during the last over. And that's only counting the cameras he'll be taking as his entourage. At the shoreline we'll have all the national channels breathlessly reporting on every compression and decompression of his chest all day long.","sarcasm_label":1} +{"id":"1czg1u3","text":"Pardon me for my ignorance, but isn't it tradition to go for tirthakshetra such as these by foot? Helicopter facilities should only be available for medical emergencies right?","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d6bkfe","text":"True true even for Indian LED lights majority of strips are imported from China\n\nSame goes with Pharmaceutical APIs so much for being the \"medical pharmacy of the world\"\n\nAgree to all but I just think we need to support our companies and over time they will become better than foreign companies","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d1ramf","text":"Agree but most other non-affiliated journalists are reporting the same. If you understand hindi you can watch this: [","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5ephg","text":"This looks good.. RKR is on a roll.. Good for Janhvi also, 2nd best opening after Dhadak.\n\n Saturday collection will give an idea of the effect of 99 rs offer. Since its a 40-50 cr movie, let's see how it holds..","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d1orot","text":"Choodiya lelo ....... Choodiya lelo\n\nrang birange choodiya lelo","sarcasm_label":1} +{"id":"1d0u7e6","text":"Just from a pragmatic pov how will this student manage in a classroom or in an office. Is there any equipment for that?","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d68j47","text":"DP isn\u2019t even posting her Global Cartier Campaign so? There might be something going on which we don\u2019t know about\u2026","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5iloj","text":"this is one of the reasons, why its very important to have paper trails when it come to financial investments and savings. it just makes things easy.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d6eeur","text":"Sir, Aap Mahine mein kitne baar Balcony mein Aate ho?? Asking for a friend\n\n![gif](giphy|hWvdqT81NYq8o)","sarcasm_label":1} +{"id":"1d3biiq","text":"\n\n>they also sprout the most nonsense\n\nWhat do you have against food choices of millions in India?\n\n> if anyone bones in India, it's Bollwood \n\nIsn't Kangana famously anti-Bollywood? Are you implying the non-bone status in a roundabout way?","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d52nqh","text":"Hayeeee Mommy to be is glowingggg! May God bless her ","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1cxzgh6","text":"What about compensation for the parents of the deceased? Should be 10 crore each, at least it will help the family","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d504w4","text":"The wire. Didn't expect them to be printing such stuff! ","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d0xxv9","text":"Dhruv is turning to Zubair 2.0.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d54fp2","text":"Only if there was a way to do some sort of blood test to prove this","sarcasm_label":1} +{"id":"1d68jon","text":" I wish I was rich\u2026 I have an unlimited cinema card which I pay for monthly so I can watch as many movies as I like with a monthly fee","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5owre","text":"A colleague of mine had earphones whose one side stopped working after two years of usage. He ordered another one and asked for return the next day. Right before the pick up guy arrived he replaced the new earphone with the old one. This way he got full money for his old earphones. And also got to keep the brand new earphones. So yes I saw this move coming from Amazon. I am surprised they took this long.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d3wnz2","text":"10-12 PM Ladies Only. Most societies do this. Easily resolvable issue.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d2k1e5","text":"I don't know much about why the price is high. One reasone is that Marine variants tend to be costlier than normal jets\n\nAnd I am a fan of Russian jets. I just love the sukhoi's.\n\nBut there are several reasons to not buy Russian jets. \n\n1. Russia is also friends with China, and china also own a few variants of sukhoi's, even the variants of su-30(su-30mki is the backbone of Indian Air force).\nInfact Chinese jets are half stolen US reverse engineered tech and the rest is russian. \n2. Rafale's are in a league of their own, a few years ago french forces, claimed to have won a dogfight with f-22 raptor in a friendly exercise.\n3. Russian jet engines are not as good as western counterparts. Although they are faster, they are a lot bulkier, bigger and have substantially more downtimes\/ maintainance times than western jets and their engines.\n4. Russian engines on an average last only 4000hrs while American ones last about 10-12k hours. (Not sure about rafale)\n5. Rafal's are just a lot more reliable have better avionics etc. it makes sense\n6. Rafal's are launched by catapult whereas Russian aircrafts by ski jump. (Catapult is considered to be superior).\n7. Also the diversification factor.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5jij3","text":"The original\n\n![gif](giphy|MdpnA0QoyE6J3ToqiS|downsized)\n\nShe is as Bekar as when she started sorry","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d4uxpf","text":"SRK and Katrina in Jab Tak Hai Jaan clearly! The kiss wasn't needed. They could have hugged, SRK could have kissed her neck like he usually does and that would have been enough","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d3y9cw","text":"More pulling numbers out of asses.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d4wn28","text":"This man clearly has a potential to be nice and Tabu doesn\u2019t deserve any less either. \nBut why is he such an asshole to his wife though?","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d2grfj","text":"In jail for 4 years without a trial. The process is the punishment.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d4nv8x","text":"Why was it even there?","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d0uo7q","text":"Damn iss mamle mai toh dono hi galat nikle","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1cx27t3","text":"You should see how people use WhatsApp voice notes","sarcasm_label":1} +{"id":"1cxuokj","text":"Nah unless I see an Indian astronaut on an Indian aircraft going to space , it's nothing special \nI'm waiting for the gaganyaan mission","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1cx0gj0","text":"Thats good; other peoples run but this brave employee Face the situation very actively","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5hkvh","text":"Just ew. Why was this even made. And wtf did they do with my man Srk","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d49hqx","text":"Just asking yaar. N I didn\u2019t know how else to point and ask. Do you have an answer?","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5etul","text":"Will we die of heat, dehydration or asphyxiation? So much to choose from!","sarcasm_label":1} +{"id":"1d5lh7j","text":"Kejriwal is the biggest incompetent politician in the country\u2019s history, not Rahul. \n\nHe is the only one who can potentially make a dent in brand Modi","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d3xqp9","text":"Oh...she is going to get roasted so much. Aiyo.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d34oqt","text":"India at this point doesn't lack school, they lack the infrastructure for it, most schools are still old yellow buildings with water leaks, we need to make that better.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d3y9p8","text":"& then they talk about \u2018Spineless Mainstream Media\u2019","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5jbzm","text":">I still cherish the love-making scenes. In fact, even today, when I close my eyes, I feel the moments when I'm in a mood.\"\n\nTf??? Aise kon bolta hai? B-town celebs before SM rise gave the worst takes, now due to trolling they\u2019ve stopped","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5mf4d","text":"I feel these media people write things on their own without any source and research .\n\nSRK had said no to Khilji role coz he did not want people to admire a personality like Khilji coz just SRK was playing it . He was sure people\u2019s love for him would have glorified a monster like Khilji as they would connect that role with his previous roles like of Baazigar and Darr","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5fcvf","text":"Mujhe bhi thoda paisa do","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d0b1sv","text":"I'd vote for Naruto any day, he's stupid but his heart is in the right place","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d504w4","text":"New Dawn? Ghanta ","sarcasm_label":1} +{"id":"1d1o1r1","text":"**200 cases in just Phase 5.**\n\nThese elections have neither been free nor fair.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5cbvc","text":"Sidhant Gupta looks more like Raj Kapoor\u2019s grandson than Ranbir Kapoor himself","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d2f8ti","text":"You are inviting Cancer to your body by eating Indian packaged food or eating outside. Even \"fssai\" can't be trusted when ECI itself cannot be trusted.\n\nCook at home and eat please","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1cymm0r","text":"Hain toh sab ke sab chor. Koi aur sarkaar aa gayi toh BJP ke chor ED ko dikh jayenge.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5qxfv","text":"There are Muslims who pride themselves as Indians first. But they are as liberal as they come. Gives importance to secular education as well as religious education, don't blindly follow wahabism or Arab culture, they take part in other religious festivals where whole community is involved. \n\nDepending on which kind of Muslim you ask above listed could be blasphemy or against their religion. Such people exist in all religions. \n\n But yaa their overall impact on world recently isn't that good and they don't want to admit it.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1cyl64g","text":"Did I just watch Singham-69?","sarcasm_label":1} +{"id":"1d4ud41","text":"Very good.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d3awyx","text":"I crossed into Nepal on bike last month, almost no border control, friendly people.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d670le","text":"post removal + perma ban speedrun","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d3x53o","text":"Truth is stranger than fiction","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d4c8di","text":"Yes I get money is a factor but if it flops, doesn't that defeat the purpose?\u00a0","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d4yqpb","text":"Main thing they should be held accountable for is the genocide of Palestinians.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d6ac62","text":"It is \"them\" what else you can expect .","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1cyqau8","text":"Vaccine ke ek dose ke saath Tukde Tukde gang ka free registration.","sarcasm_label":1} +{"id":"1d3hckl","text":"i think it is ingrained in our culture and goes beyond any particular religion. \n\nhere's an anecdote: \nI tried to talk sense into my friends (some of them non-hindu). a few of them reacted positively, but still, they'd rather not touch a lemon on the road cos that's what they were taught growing up. \nthe hindutvavadis among them OTOH straight up dismissed what i said and called me an atheist. being a contrarian is legit frowned upon in this country imo","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d3v1d3","text":"What meditations ! I just hope he doesnt claim to have achieved enlightenment after those 48 hrs, cause going by his discourse for the past few days, he might as well add that to the khichdi of Godly statements uttered","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d36swj","text":"Whats up with congress politicians they give excuses like a 3 yrs old","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1cxpkew","text":"They will get fed up of Indian bureaucracy and exit the project with the same enthusiasm .","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d4qxl7","text":"What exactly is tense in this pic?","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d4no5g","text":"Udhar bhi jobless","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d11i5d","text":"Now that districts have capitals, the country also can have a chief minister.","sarcasm_label":1} +{"id":"1cyqau8","text":"Arts(humanities) wale hi political hote hai, lafda karte hai. Or else, theoretical sciences, life sciences, engineering etc, yaha achaa hai.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d668gj","text":"They couldn't take the L last time. That's why. Now nobody cares IN India because there are far more important things for us to do.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d1lqeu","text":"This is why government jobs should not guarantee job security. You make repeated mistakes you get fired.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5dl6q","text":"She looks so uncomfortable in the dress","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d4yy65","text":"ISI, CCP and Canada the main backers for Khalistani bullshit","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d50i5o","text":"YAY HOTTIE","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1cvit64","text":"Risk taking is exactly what our banks do not do.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d48z1u","text":"its more appreciated now than in 2011,so thats how","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d6cx3o","text":"Don't know which way but NEET is definitely not one of it.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d6baez","text":"Keep crying","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1cx524q","text":"Par saif ali khan ne to kale pehne they!","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d67sql","text":"Its not because of age gap. She acted as his daughter in a movie before. So he refused acting romantically with her","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d4abnp","text":"Yes please and destroy our economy more.","sarcasm_label":1} +{"id":"1czjmk4","text":"jab incidence viral hota hai tab jaag jaayenge fir se sab vaisa ho jaayega.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d4pfxr","text":"this is nothing new it was already revealed the very day...","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d0neuc","text":">\u00a0\u00a0In my books, that's a very good deal for a) getting a world class HSR System, b) training local workforce and industry on how to replicate such systems across the country and c) facilitating tech transfer to local companies.\n\n\nAll the hi tech stuff, including the rails, is getting made by the Japanese. No one's learning any useful skills here, and there definitely isn't any tech transfer.\u00a0\n\n\n>For clarity, JICA is funding 88% of the cost(1.25 lakh crore) which comes out to be 1.1 lakh crore. This amount is set to be repaid over 50 years at a 0.1% interest rate with repayments starting only after 15 years. This comes out to a yearly payment of 2000 crore.\n\n\nDon't you think it's 2k cr per year too many, for a train that the pakoda mantri himself admits no one will take after the novelty wears off?\n\n\nThe train will cost way more than what the vast majority can afford. Just look at the substantially cheaper hagde bharat trains rubbing empty on routes that other trains run with overflowing passengers.\u00a0 Those who can afford it will take it a couple of times when it's brand new, then realize that flying is faster and there's hardly any difference in cost.\u00a0\n\n\nThen the boondoggle won't be able to recover its operational costs, forget about recovering the investment. Add the operational losses to the 2k cr. And tell us how many schools could be upgraded every year.\u00a0","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d0vng2","text":"Same bud same here. I've blamed myself all this while.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5gjl3","text":"expose them to propoganda from both sides and let each side debunk the other.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d3tfwa","text":"Wallpaper ","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d1kow6","text":"Dr. Ajay Taware was suspended 2 years ago for kidney transplant scam. \nThen he was suspended in April 2024 for rat bite death -\u00a0[ \nNot only did he came back, but also got promoted to \"head of the hospital\u2019s forensic medicine\". So clearly he is well connected criminal disguising as doctor. His licensee should be revoked and he should be banned from healthcare private\/government for lifetime. Also some actual jail time as well.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d69xga","text":"It will be better for u to just move on and forget about making him feel anything.\n\nOtherwise u will end up hurting urself nothing else.\n\nDon't think like u will never be able to love someone like that because it's just a matter of time. Once the right person comes to ur life, it will be all good. So better to focus on urself and ur career. ","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d3zvgt","text":"Well, it is bound to happen if instead of coming with a unique name, you choose something similar to the already famous \u2018Statue of Liberty\u2019- people will try to guess within their knowledge bounds. Also, these kids are ignorant to things happening outside their own fantasy world.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d69884","text":"I too doesn't believe in that but \n\nOne of my friend always say that astrology works as science predicted much later that there are 9 planets but astrologers are using them much before than that to predict horoscopes.\n\nAlso panchang can accurately predict the timing of sunrise and sunset accurately you can check that out on karwachauth and various occasions it's already written there at what time moon will come up in the sky and it exactly does.\n\nAlso, once I have been to an astrologer he didn't even look up at my horoscope what he did was just hold my hand and told every secret thing that only I knew about my life...\n\nI know I'll get downvotes but before giving them please clear my these doubts as I'm falling into the prey of astrology as and as time is passing and have wasted a lot of money into it.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d68lee","text":"Not so Pyara Advani","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5kgjy","text":"Khrkystan","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5ntx0","text":"Omg Shaheer in this movie\u2026I love him","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d685g4","text":"I was so invested in PewDiePie vs t series .\nUsed to check every couple of days the live YouTube subs video.\n\n\nNow it's like menu ki.","sarcasm_label":1} +{"id":"1d3wwq4","text":"Mitron agar vote karne ke liye bahar aoge to mar denge!! Hindu kathre mai hai!!! Isiliye Mai election rokh Raha hu mitron! Ye Mera Naya masterstroke!!\n-probably Modi 2029","sarcasm_label":1} +{"id":"1d67p4i","text":"BJP invested all that money for zero seats in Sikkim\n\nLove to see BJP take a massive L","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1cyx7a5","text":"Abhi 15 ka h, matlab last year..... Ye BC 14-14 saal ke ando ko gadi de kese dete h. Doctor hokar bhi gu khata tha kya?","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d04rqd","text":"Mein to comedy nights with kapil dekh kr hi khush ho jata hun","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d3xn02","text":"And she was crying as if her child is innocent \nIsko bhi jail Karo\n\n[Mere bacche ki Raksha karo]\nHatt bc","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d50cmu","text":"Then why doesn\u2019t she follow it ","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5cz9y","text":"It's good. Are there any significant influential people in our history that have been LGBTQ+ ? I would like to know, cuz they don't seem to have been recognised. There may be a lot of people who are contributing good in the society rn, but they probably haven't come out with it.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5knzw","text":"English cartoons. Believe me I learnt English by watching English movies ,dramas , random English Blog videos and books and I was 16 at that time lol.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d1uwdi","text":"While it is understandable that many of them invested their life's savings into the Canadian dream, graduating from a Canadian college does not automatically guarantee Permanent Residence, as has been the norm. I came to Canada in 2018 and acquired my PR card just a couple of years ago. Times and situations have changed since the pandemic, and the country, like many others, is reeling under rising CoL and stagnating wages. \n\nWe pay about 3x the cost of a program for Canadian citizens because they and their parents have paid into the educational system through taxes, we haven't. The CAD 26,000 was to cover your education. No way are you entitled to stay in the country because of that. That's an entirely separate process.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d52nqh","text":"Beautiful!","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d1id8h","text":"Yes I'm aware that high ranking officials are treated well during election duties\n\nBut polling and presiding officers are not,as already described in my post","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d058fa","text":"True and to add, the people who make these kinda videos by gopro don't even use the correct way to descend I.e. facing the steps and using the holds on either side to move down","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d1uwdi","text":"1. X from my village went to Kaneda. So I want to go to Kaneda.\n\n2. ABC from our family is doing great. I also want to do great and make money.\n\n3. N from my workplace or College became permanent resident of Canada recently. He\/she is doing fantastic. I also want to go.\n\n4. This country is going to the dogs. You should go to Canada. Ok\u2026 I will go to Canada.\n\n5. You\u2019re educated, what are you going here? You should do your Masters in Canada. My son & daughter are there & so successful. Here is their WhatsApp. You also try for Canada. It\u2019s easy to become PR there. \n\n6. I have a Bachelors. Everyone I know is going to US Or Canada for Masters. Therefore I also want to go. \n\nThe above are the general use cases for most people going to Canada or US and the \u201cconsultants\u201d and \u201cagents\u201d whose garish boards all over Punjab, Haryana & Delhi advertise & hammer the Canada narrative so deep that whether Canada is part of your plans or not, it is where you will go.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5hc3b","text":"Don't confuse religiosity with ethics\/morality. Of the Indians bowing and scraping in front of their respective gods, a big number are doing so to procure material benefits such as wifes\/husbands\/better jobs\/more money\/houses\/land\/money etc. You are not going to find many who are trying to rid themselves of hatred, delusion and other mental\/psychological evils. Anyone can pray for material benefits in this world; it takes introspection, integrity and courage to rid oneself of mental effluents and the vast majority of people don't have these qualities.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d3y2nn","text":"Kalo ne paper set Kiya, sare gore fail ho gaye.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1czek4y","text":"day 1: \"abe ganje teri naukri m khaungi\"\nday 3: *walks limping when sees a camera*","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5imzl","text":"I don\u2019t understand how you guys blame everything on \u201crival fans\u201d. There\u2019s legit news of Farhan acting movie \n\nAnnouncement doesn\u2019t result in Movie. He has announced D3 and there\u2019s no progress. Feels like another abandoned project","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d36x8o","text":"Correlation doesn't imply causation [India starts survey to assess women participation in workforce - The Hindu]( WLFR has been in an increasing trend since 2017-18, \n\nMight as well credit mudi ji for it if we are going to make disparate connection without any proof. \n\n[Press Information Bureau (pib.gov.in)]( A dozen states have better WLFR without price tag of 5000 crores per annum.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d3xrwv","text":"If \"so chuhe khakar billi ..... \" had a face.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d0b1sv","text":"Cleverly showing off his chibi Naruto.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d3jx4t","text":"This reflects another sign of dictatorship, anyhow silence your critics, so that their voices can not reach the common public.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d3pktk","text":"Sorry for deviating from the topic, but this looks like it is written\/edited by an AI chatbot.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d4wtm8","text":"Thay black dress omfg. These new actresses could never","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5nrlq","text":"Unnecessary jaw\/chin surgery\u00a0","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d3a26l","text":"Free time brooo .. Indians have too much free time","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d4t0wh","text":"Sridevi ki policy ka kya hua ?","sarcasm_label":1} +{"id":"1d5rdei","text":"This cruise seems like real life Dil Dhadakne Do","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d690oh","text":"European countries dont pay as high as their US counterparts 3 cr INR= 330K euros per year which is very senior management level, not usually found else where , mostly a lie","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5eu6n","text":"Kal main porsche chala rahi tab meri sadi mein juice gira tha maine steering chorh di thi tab wahaa gaadi mein kon tha ? Wahan kon tha? Tum thi ? Main thi ? Kon tha ? Kaun tha???","sarcasm_label":1} +{"id":"1d5ec0r","text":"Call me a pessimist but I expect the BJP to win albeit with a smaller majority especially with the multiple instances of election coercion and fraud we've seen.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d3sum0","text":" Achaa hua mai single hun","sarcasm_label":1} +{"id":"1d5mb1w","text":"Maybe I was talking about an actual account Because then if they get threatening messages those accounts can be reported and blocked","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d2zw9v","text":"We are bringing back the age of kings, priests, and superstitions. Oppression for everyone except for the chosen few.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d4nrbr","text":"I think it flopped when it released so producers probably never tried again","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5lfg1","text":"It's my brand OP, send me 50000Rs I will courier you the T shirt (Brand Name: Trust me bro) \/s","sarcasm_label":1} +{"id":"1d0zr3d","text":"One Nation One Dictator \nOne Nation One Party \nOne Nation One Religion \nOne Nation One Code \nOne Nation One Caste \nOne Nation One Class ","sarcasm_label":1} +{"id":"1d5czgw","text":"I'd be so mad if a bunch of women I socially interact with talked about my husband like this. Zero class.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d50ncp","text":"They brought back the buses, Ananya is going to be annoyed!","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d50oj5","text":"Hurray\u2026\u2026.new nose ","sarcasm_label":1} +{"id":"1d5t6d1","text":"This seems more like sarcasm lol plus she rich af and has connections in don\u2019t think anyone would want to ruin anything w her","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d05iq6","text":"You misspelled dictatorship \/s","sarcasm_label":1} +{"id":"1d0u7e6","text":"What\u2019s your excuse?","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d0wp97","text":"We're seeing such a drastic increase because of corporate interests. Do you want a government owned by corporations because that's how you get there.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d2v0om","text":"That's great","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5huyb","text":"This sub literally worships aish and ignores every wrong done by herrr. She has a major superiority complex\u00a0","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d67sql","text":"He is a gentleman for admitting this. \nBut while mud slinging Hindi movie actors, let\u2019s not forget the creepy age differences down South too. Why target only one industry, when all the industries are super creepy in terms of age gaps between the Male & Female leads\u2026.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d67z63","text":"Ott pe release karna padega. I don\u2019t think it will create any impact if made here. \n\nOtt pe hi release hogi Aur udhar bhi censorship laws hai.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5grrg","text":"So was she supposed to turn into a fossil in her 40s!! The age shaming on this sub is just too much","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d3y0mz","text":"Openly LGBTQ community in India doesn't exist actually. It's more of a religious \/ politically motivated feat tbh.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d1nkny","text":"Now do it in every state ![img](emote|t5_3d4x4|20098)","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1cxduga","text":"They gonna kick him out soon from tesla, elon musk has morphed himself into a conspiracy theory pedler using his X (twitter) platform. I think he is done.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d0ybiy","text":"Yes. This time they asked us to pay an amount towards insurance for gas cylinder mishaps.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5eu6n","text":"The whole family is arrested at this point just because the kid wanted to drive fast. Ruined so many lives","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d6563a","text":"Kajol has stayed with her in laws her whole marriage, and it worked very well for them. It just depends on the family.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5cbvc","text":"Avinash ofcourse because he is a great actor and hot af","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d4yq4i","text":"i think anything with Lotus will be a taboo soon for several years","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d67sql","text":"Yeah i don\u2019t think Salman would be able to do that with Suhana or SRK with Sara. They are the daughters of their friends\/colleagues and grew up before their eyes, so makes sense","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d6563a","text":"100% agreed, everybody like to paint Aish as the victim of Bacchan household abuse but truth be told, Aish has always had an uppity attitude and never had many friends, I dont think she's easy to get along with. Remember that interview where she said she cant talk to other actresses bc all they do is talk about handbags?? lol,, Aish does not talk to her brother and his family as well, I dont think AB Jr and his family are saints but it takes two to tango","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d2mbef","text":"Phone par kisi se baat karlo uske baad sayd ho jaye","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5hdtu","text":"DP gets negative attention for apparently not looking like how she is supposed to and Anushka for looking like how she is supposed to. ","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5gyw6","text":"That's sweet. I was exposed to the old movies in a very similar fashion when a channel started airing a program called Bioscope every Sunday at 12 noon and I saw almost all the notable movies of RK Films(The studio owned by Raj Kapoor) and a lot of other older popular films. Good times!","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d2cb2f","text":"What's the proof that it's a he or a she or an old man inside?\n\nThe man of the bonnet looks like he won't be able to hold a pen, leave aside write anything.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d15x46","text":"Anand ,looking dapper losing all that weight ,spitting Heavier Facts !! Always keep mt ears peeled when he's around!","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d3zyae","text":"Best FM for what? India had no choice but to accept IMF dictated terms and conditions. Best FM for putting IMF terms and conditions in budget??","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5jij3","text":"![gif](giphy|LliWQ44FoWzZu)\n\n\"Sab jalte Hain isse\"\n\nA big LoL to Reddit fan army of Aishwarya","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d670le","text":"yeah if u wanna see some dumbfks justifying it sure.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d06w29","text":"If this is really a gang war, I am happy to see them finish off each other.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d15ww8","text":"OP. Here is my take on this. As any other person on this subreddit, you can choose to ignore this and go off on a tangent.\n\nThe problem about Hindu vs Muslims, is not one about religions. It is not about cultural practices either. It is nevermore so about the wrongs done by one community on other. The problem is, however, about isolation.\n\nThink about your parents. How many Muslims on average do they interact with in a normal and very casual setting, say every day? Or let's say every week? Every month? Every year? In last 10 years of their lives?\n\nThe answer you will find is very few. There is very little exposure today. While the world is connected more so than ever, the exposure has decreased. So where do they get their exposure to form opinions about others? From media. And I am not talking about News media. I am talking about the entire media in general. Be it songs, movies, shows, art, literature, etc. Anyone who is forming their opinions, either in positive light or in negative light, they are doing so by exposing the themselves to these media.\n\nNow, why is media so polarising? Is it because of politics? Well, that has always been true to a partial extent. Then is it because of apathy? That is essentially an outcome, isn't it? So it can't be that.\n\nThe answer to above will be the need for comfort. Majority population in every nation, in every era, in every region, has always been on a struggle to survive. In times past, the working hours were less, but the living conditions weren't so much. In times of current era, the living conditions have improved exponentially, but so have working hours and need for labour. All this leaves a common populace devoid of energy to look outside of what they find comfortable, be it in terms of opinions and thought process or in terms of experiences. And this is why they turn to media.\n\nWe have seen examples, countless many, that illustrate that people who are exposed to a widers variety of opinions and cultures are able to empathise more easily with others and be a tad bit more understanding.\n\nBut this exposure requires you to ensure you get exposed to both wrongs and rights of an idea or a culture. Simply being content with one side of a community or ideal will always make you blind to the other side and hamper a full understanding of why someone may stand on the opposite end of the empathy spectrum with respect to the idea or culture you support or stand against.\n\nAnd all of this is individual effort. It is no one else's responsibility to ensure you are exposed to every facet of an idea or culture. No moral responsibility or ethical responsibility, lies on others to improve your understanding. You yourself are the sole heir of that responsibility. Others may sometimes come as a guide or helpers to point you in a direction.\n\nSo both you and your parents have yet to fully understand the ideas and cultures you support and\/or stand against.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d1s3oo","text":"Some of those pics are breathtaking.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d2grpe","text":"Great news.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5jajk","text":"Why does he stay? Because the bitch will take half his money or more and the son.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d4dex7","text":"can never ever blam her, show biz is a shitty industry. one wrong thing and bam you'll be out like you never existed.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d2fgo3","text":"ICMR and FSSAI are toothless clowns who actually do nothing. Instead of putting out non scientific nonsense, they can actually enforce real standards and take strict action on stuff laced with actual harmful stuff like heavy metals.\n\nAyush medicines are allowed to be sold in India with [literal Mercury added to it]( and without any scientific or human studies, and the government is busy putting butter and protein powder as ultra processed food","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d6ccm5","text":"lol you know it\u2019s Gauri Khan designs when you see long, green plant pots everywhere ","sarcasm_label":1} +{"id":"1d6ekpk","text":"Still she never got a burger ad ","sarcasm_label":1} +{"id":"1d4vkhr","text":">Salman paid the price due to his star status\n\nWhat price?","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d4xxln","text":"Oh God I hate this woman so much","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d1szoa","text":"Again it's clear that laws apply differently to politicians than to normal people. Maybe the accusations are fake, but normal people would be in jail waiting for the court to hear their cases","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d2jwpd","text":"97%? \n\nNaw dawg, 177 is 0.25% of 69000. Thats a *99.7%* discount.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d3y2nn","text":"Chunaav radd ho jaayenge is delulu ","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5o5hr","text":"I can't wait to taste the tears of the liberals in our country and outside especially Al-Jazeera and BBC.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d4tttf","text":"Damn Gujratis blood sucking as usual. \nKerala wow.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5i3y0","text":"Yaaar ab toh I don\u2019t even give a fuck. Clout chasers need to get a life.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d68ye5","text":"Those from my generation will remember the back-and-forth with vendors over small change. \n\nThe convenience of UPI, especially for low value transactions is mind-blowing!","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1cx1yq9","text":"First the porsche kid gets bail and now this.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1cvil0r","text":"I think BMC should replace BC as a cuss expression","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d1orot","text":"So why does modi beg for votes for himself and not for his party ? Why do you want fir ek baar modi sarkar and not bjp sarkar","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1cvmihh","text":"Well it's free publicity for bjp if Modi arrest him then he will be declared dictatorship but he will not and prove himself as democratic guy and in the end aap just make fool out of themselves","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d68mk3","text":"As much as ik all the big actors have their massive teams for which they bill the producers\u2026 Why you would only target Ranveer?","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d2pdgf","text":"Modi is like a instagram influencer more than a pm","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1cznqhe","text":"Listen get this suicide crap out of your mind cause suicide is a coward's easy way out. Prabhu sent us here to live and fight for what we want and attain Moksha. And for your preparation join pw pathshala as it is inexpensive(sasta) but I don't know about it's content quality(research by yourself). Or you can also see some teacher's on YouTube. When situation is not in our favour the best we can do is adjust. If you work by yourself on preparation you can get your desired result. Also consult the issues with your parents as they have seen the world more than any of us. They will come up with some solution.Some times the only solution for some problems is patience. Don't take much stress and keep this suicidal shit out of borders of mind. Think of how much damage it will do to your parents of you leaving them in such a time of crisis. Be with your family and you will come out of it.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d4vpgx","text":"He can\u2019t have his own view? Come on man! Stop with the unnecessary hate.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d355di","text":"They, themselves are the people who decide salaries of all government staff, so they decided to hike their own, kon rokega unko... mai hi daudunga, mai hi jitunga aur mai hi gold medal lunga...","sarcasm_label":1} +{"id":"1d5kg4p","text":"yes because if the illuminati existed they would surely leave clues out like the riddler","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d6cx3o","text":"Try work from home content writing maybe? A lot of people need content writers for social media marketing these days. You can hide the job from your parents if it's work from home and get some job experience and financial freedom. Since you have some experience to show for with writing reviews you have a good chance of getting the job.\u00a0","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1czjmk4","text":"First start checking i cards then protest. Half of these are filled with underaged students.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d0sfo8","text":"1. Colleges\/Universities not teaching Industry aligned curriculum. \n\n2. Still not a favourable environment for new people to set up their businesses and ultimately create jobs. \n\n3. Over saturated tech fields, mismatch in demand n supply. \n\n4. Huge influx of People wasting their prime preparing for government jobs, just so they can sit back n relax for their entire life. (Very few people crack government exams but rest of them are just there for convenience and not passion).","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d1ramf","text":"BJP can meddle with the state govts like that because they control the central govt and electoral bonds coupled with central agencies gave them the wealth to play horse trading in the states where they have a significant presence. If they no longer control the central govt the whole structure of extorted revenue to horse trading that they have created will no longer be there. You would be seeing a lot of former Congress and other former regional leaders switch back their allegiances if that happens.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d3zek0","text":"Feels as if PM aur Party khe beech mein competition chal raha hein ,kaun sabse zyaada phek sakta hein .","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5nrlq","text":"She was beautiful before & now she looks like someone else","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5rfla","text":"I am sad that I will miss all this comedy from 5th June 2024","sarcasm_label":1} +{"id":"1czehnv","text":"Jo Sarab pike Gaadi chala sakta hai, wo pehle se hi adult hai, ushe treat karo wese hi","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d2ocxa","text":"I don\u2019t want the Taliban obviously but I also don\u2019t want the Hindutvaliban.\u00a0","sarcasm_label":1} +{"id":"1d0tzt0","text":"I swear. Ugh.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5ml1w","text":"It\u2019s true after some point it would be exhausting bc ur kinda forced to be there n look your best. But I guess it\u2019s nice that they get a vacation that\u2019s all covered so u have to feel lucky yk","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d685g4","text":"Smart guy. Kept it mr beast vs t series unlike the other guy who dragged the whole country\u00a0","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5s3xk","text":"What\u2019s Ayan looking at? Ranbir leans up and gets fit and he does this?","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1cvh80t","text":"![gif](giphy|UxzM78MgXW5axWs7hF)\n\n\u201cMera pyaara penguin beta banega Maha CM\u201d","sarcasm_label":1} +{"id":"1d28zko","text":"Bohot Khoobsurat.\nJai Bajrang Bali.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5ewxu","text":"It's not fake ","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d4r21f","text":"National cinema day is celebrated on 13th of oct and World Cinema Lover\u2019s day is celebrated on 31st May.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1cxduga","text":"we should support our our EV companies and Tesla cars wont work in India anyway because indians already have much cheaper EV cars available at a fraction of the cost.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d0wf78","text":"jab madarchod tum shady behave karoge to tumahra baap bhi doubt karega. gaandu","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1cxefbu","text":"But India's derivative market is really over valued. Also It accounts for 99% of trading volume while in most countries it's about 70%","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d4dex7","text":"[\n\nFeudalism in industry is bad. Meanwhile enjoy his antics.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d4rbns","text":"Just FYI:\n1000 years is 40+ generations. \n\nFor reference: Priyanka Gandhi's children are now adults.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5u2r9","text":"Malavika Sosale , Nikhil Sosale's wife, who is the head of marketing and revenue at RCB. \nCoincidentally she also studied at Mount Carmel, the same college as Anushka.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d1o85u","text":"The generator is missing the mandatory Exhaust Stack \/Chimney which should be venting fumes beyond the height of the building.\n\nCould not find UP pollution control board's but here is Haryana's - [\n\nAlso National Green Tribual guidelines - [\n\nOP: if you are not able to get PCB's attention, write a grievance letter to CM's office.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d6ekpk","text":"What if she\u2019s deliberately doing this to become a meme but meme pages are not it picking it up lol ?","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d1o85u","text":"Thank you, i'll do that!","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d4t0wh","text":"I don\u2019t believe this lol","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d6c7m2","text":"Was not Priyanka paid much less than Ranbir during Barfi . And Deepika was paid less than Arjun in finding Fanny ","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d3u56f","text":"About time","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d0qht3","text":"Creepy NGL","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d6c7m2","text":"Who the f is this reporter who is saying don't compare heroines with light boys.\nWhy is she throwing a shade on light boys.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d4xbpu","text":"Please no!!!! I can't believe Raj Kumar Rao can be so irritating when there's Jahnavi in the movie. Boring & dull movie, cricket k naam pr mazak.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d4wjb1","text":"If she ever has trouble finding a husband after the case\/legalities are over, I am ready to step up purely on a humanitarian basis..","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5x3af","text":"None of your business to question others sexuality","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5mspc","text":"Bring it on","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5h5ca","text":"Where are Jhandvi's 1-2 bots who were claiming for her to be bigger than Kriti now? Even Ananya and Sara are bigger than her fakeass batshit ugly persona inside out.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1cxubmu","text":"Sibal chose to withdraw bail application rather than take a loss in SC.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d4t9a8","text":"parampara pratistha anusaasan by RSS, do the worst to the society and say RAM RAM at the end.","sarcasm_label":1} +{"id":"1czj077","text":"Brother and Sister trying to one up each other in stupid speech.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1cxubmu","text":"Because everyone can see the mountains of evidence against the corrupt leader","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d4s10e","text":"How can one guess?","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d47fdt","text":"This metric is dumb because where were all these people when laapataa ladies was in theaters? Nowhere.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d2l86x","text":"Imagine he gets 1000 mango seeds. Now how will he know which breed of Mango that see is of?\n\nA farmer can't plant different mango breeds in one garden to make any reasonable profit. He will go crazy sorting these.\n\nWhat am I missing here? \n\nAre they going to just use the plants for grafting? Can any breed of mango plant support any breed grafted on it?","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5dryw","text":"Full time influence, ~~part-time~~ seasonal actress","sarcasm_label":1} +{"id":"1d1nkny","text":"Been banned in kerala ages ago.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d1o5xu","text":"Brave, brave men","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5l238","text":"It\u2019s what we call \u201cInternational Love\u201d","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d40ymd","text":"When did Religious laws rise above Government laws ?","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d671m3","text":"Chutney paneer sounds good","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d1kizj","text":"Yes. It is much easier to handle!","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d2llxz","text":"Just a little observation about this responses on this thread, it feels odd and concerted. The comments seem to imply the same thing that it is common knowledge that the PM doesn't select his cars. That is not common knowledge. Also why so defensive? That the guy spends gobs of money on himself is common knowledge, why not be open about it?","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d4wtm8","text":"She don\u2019t walk. She *glides* sigh","sarcasm_label":1} +{"id":"1d69var","text":"Ali and Richa own a homegrown fashion label called \u201cEhaab\u201d. They actually gifted something or the other to all the leading ladies of Heeramandi. Even Manisha ji and Sonakshi made a sweet post on it.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5uuyx","text":"Is she a family member or his spouse and either one is fucked up","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1cw8qdx","text":"Part of it is dishonesty, chalta hai attitude and lack of pride in ones job. On the flip side we don\u2019t pay enough, exploit the working class, so they make do. Why will you upskill if you are not paid enough. If just good enough gets rewarded same as great. We are penny wise and pound foolish.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5mc3c","text":"It is because I have been in the market and studying Indian economy since 2013 and before that. No psu sectors went so high before. India makes 99% of all mobile sold in India. And India is building ships now for other countries, we are building defense equipment for other countries. This is kind of amazing. All infrastructure companies posting losses for last decade have posted big profits in last 2 years. Modi 2.0 has been a miracle. All government , power , infra , psu banks making new highs , getting contracts from world over. India has become such a powerful economy and producer of capital goods . India is thriving under modi 2.0. Modi 1.0 was bad for the nation . It was better than upa 2 but not as good as upa 1. UPA 1 was also lucky since it benefittted from global growth but honestly, what India has achieved in the last 2 years is amazing. we are building semiconductors now and even servers and data centers . We are going the China and South Korea route in manufacturing. This is the way to make a developing economy developed , the AI boom is bad for jobs though but I hope it all goes well.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1czgjmy","text":"Savlon bhai moment","sarcasm_label":1} +{"id":"1d2djq6","text":"Germany has snow only in dec, jan and part of feb. People dont go out of their houses in these months. The other months most of the europeans go out for cycling and other activities (from march to nov). I live in germany I can vouch that in India the only months that have good weather are from october to feb at most. Other months are either hot or rainy.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d4r163","text":"That\u2019s actually super sweet. He rlly sends photos of his life to fans??","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d68hnq","text":"On June 4, he will say that the actual poll results are also \"BJP polls\". Anyway, this guy is a sad loser - campus revolutionary who was born with a silver chaddi, who has never seen hard work in his life, who craves attention, and who is a pathological liar. What a sick, sad campaign he ran of pure caste and class hatred.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1czfr7n","text":"Too bad that we aren't taught that much about South's history, but if you dig deep, you will find that kings in the South were chad and ventured as far east as Vietnam. There's a reason why Indonesia's national airline is called \"Garuda\" and there's a Ganesha on their currency notes.\n\nI would love to read more about, e.g., the Chola kings.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d37bsb","text":"Don't give him ideas man!","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d1kow6","text":"Nothing corrupts like corruption.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1cxuokj","text":"Nice","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d2caat","text":"Imagine the cost difference first ","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d2stvt","text":"As a medical person, modi and his parivar with pseudo science called AYUSH have harmed lakhs of lives whose belief in magic pills and asanas got reinforced.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d4zh6q","text":"Unimaginable I forgoted that","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d15ww8","text":"Idk much about this as well being from abroad but doesn\u2019t modi have a problem against the muslims too? Such is not good enough anyway","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d2d8qx","text":"India: The country where murderers call themselves Messengers of God. \nBoth of them would be behind bars in any civilized country.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d3jw5g","text":"where in bangalore sir","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d1o99u","text":"Jast trying to be popular and thay need media coverage.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d660oa","text":"Making these assumptions only from the brief glimpses that we see which aren't even official pictures. How do we even know in reality who interacts with whom at the celebrations?! \n\nAnd like you mentioned Ranbir is much closer to Ambani's than other BW celebs (except the three Khan's) cause he is Akash's best friend (unlike other BW celebs who are there just for publicity) so naturally they would hang out more with each other at family celebrations","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5mb13","text":"Most of the patients with mental disorders do not open up in front of doctors. My father is suffering from psychosis and he never admits. So I recorded a video of his behavior because its hard to explain in front of the doctor. And showed this to a psychiatrist. He guided me well and knew my dad was on regular checkups. He do not take medicines so we have to give it in food or tea. My psychiatrist is accommodating and understanding, he takes long sessions talking with the patient to figure out the root cause of the issue. DM me if you need his number. You can go for a video consultation also.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d43657","text":"Is the rating for Delhi correct?\n\nOr did I fell for the fake news of Delhi Schools better than London schools propaganda ","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5c8sf","text":"Kaafi subtle paint mark hai","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d615sb","text":"Sahi pakde hain","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1cymm0r","text":"Mf they play around with crores just like I play with few hundred rupees in my several bank accounts.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d3wg8h","text":"I read this in Le Monde. While his participation in political marches was definitely against his visa rules, the conditions he had to deal with were abhorrent and almost inhumane. There\u2019s absolutely no defence whatsoever for the way he was treated for several months.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d33t6h","text":"Emergency me kyu gaya par tu ","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d1c39y","text":"Hey my advice would be make funny video or skit with these toys and post on insta and other apps it will help u immenslu","sarcasm_label":1} +{"id":"1d4nv8x","text":"Don't provoke him otherwise he will give 2 bricks per person","sarcasm_label":1} +{"id":"1d4umnl","text":"Ram rajya","sarcasm_label":1} +{"id":"1d5l238","text":"Iss baar kuch sasta chahiye hoga, jo kaate na jada","sarcasm_label":1} +{"id":"1d4zuxw","text":"Not again smfh","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d2v0om","text":"And the Chinese dalals were saying make in India is a failure","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d2hqfp","text":"What\u2019s your honest opinion about Archies? You really think those kids deserve more acting opportunities? What are your interests other than acting?","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d2jwpd","text":"Kaptaan Murica FTW ","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d4uap4","text":"true. our credit ratings are finally positive.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d0xxv9","text":"Banning his channel will only fuel his content. Not acknowledging him is the best poison BJP can give him. His shoulders will fall automatically on June 4th and once the honeymoon election money pouring stops, his dictator calls will too!","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5i2a6","text":"She is very good in Big Girls Dont Cry. Very happy for her to have bagged YRF. Only hope that they don't delay her projects, like they have done with others in the past.\u00a0","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d07mvf","text":"Wo trend me chal rha hain kisine bhot sara lot uthake laya, insta marketing kri, log pagal hoke khareed liye 999\/- mein. \n\nGiga Chad. Jisne bhi Marketing kari ","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5081m","text":"Badtameez Buddhha!","sarcasm_label":1} +{"id":"1d1d4r7","text":"its literally written in article that ak want to replace mann with raghav. did you even read the article.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1cvjpd7","text":"Imagine what a coward and a idiot you\u2019ve to be to target a innocent citizen like this. Pak and their radical ideology is definitely a joke and followed by clowns.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1cymm7p","text":"So being treated like aam aadmi hurts now?","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d2jwpd","text":"We need IP and patent laws. There is a reason why India does not produce any breakthrough therapy. If an Indian company invests 1000cr to find a cure they will have to share it with competitor for free. Therefor it is better economic decision to not spend that money and wait for completion to do so or rely on American and EU comps to develop therapy. Pretty much the reason india specific high burdeen infectious diseas therapy lack behind like no new malaria vaccine or antiviral, kala agar, chick guniya etc. forget rare diseases etc. what happens once the pipeline dies off? Even China has now big biotechs focusing on innovation like BieGene etc. \n\nIt is simple game theory that has been analyzed to death. You need patent and IP protection and you need risk takers to recoup money. Weak patent means 0 innovation or just exceptions here and there.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5giwh","text":"But how a 15 year had this much strength to kill his father and brother. Is his boyfriend helped her?","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d3y2nn","text":">Ho sakta hai chunav radd ho jaye.\n\nKya phookte hain ye log?","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d1kgho","text":"Railways are too important to let go and privatise completely. We are not a car-centric country like the US. \n\nTrains need to be faster. The only way to this is more and more lines and more coverage.\n\nAlso we did not have 6 zones, we probably had 66 zones. Railways were run by private(like Bengal and Assam Railway) or semi-private companies(like Nizam\u2019s State Railways).","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5dl6q","text":"anant and radhika's pre wedding celebrations are like thanos collecting infinity stones, but with their favourite artists performing instead.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d6cj3a","text":"That was such a fun movie.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d1l0c4","text":"Now we know why he is stopped from giving press conferences. His mouth is a danger to himself.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5j9hl","text":"Ranveer realising a second time that he is easily replaceable. Oof.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1cy01jy","text":"Baba going back to basics.\n\nIt's like deja vu.\n\nIt's 2014 again and RaGa is talking about systems. Where's Arnab Goswami.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5dy13","text":"Gotta do some good to balance out the real life GTA gameplay","sarcasm_label":1} +{"id":"1d5cz9y","text":"That\u2019s actually good \nWe need support for lgbt from political parties","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d4of75","text":"YOU READ MY MIND","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5tav7","text":"So gross. The perception of Indian men is so bad, because of creeps like this.\n\nBut why did she feel India let her down? And who is Rashi","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d1kow6","text":"Ye case bhut logo ko le jyga","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d15vzy","text":"actually I have heard a similar story as well.\n\nNeed to be careful with these vendors lot of makeshift things are being passed off as complete.\n\nI recently talked to a person in this area he said they don't even have proper staff, they treat it like a commodity they get modules, install it and be done with it, no focus on post sales activity nor maintenance, they themselves don't have the man power to do it.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5j1zx","text":"gosh i get the feeling he'll never be free of this and it will eventually be the end of him. these fucktards won't stop.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d6d6uy","text":"Because just like most 3rd world countries our country is also deeply influenced by Russian disinformation campaigns. Even our RW people are compromised. I will get lots of downvotes for stating this i think. ","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1cxtzr1","text":"Same thode weird hi lagte hai but I'm not judging","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d4o3j6","text":"Crew is not a successful venture and they barely broke even( IF at all they did ) theatrically as per THIS article.\n\nMaine tabhi bola tha crew\u2019s budget is more than 80crs easily and marketing and pr costs were also high. ( article claims to go as far as hinting it to be a near 100 cr budget apan 90 pakad ke chalte hai ). \n\nLogically it has flopped but skewed economics ke saath trade was asked to declare it a success ab dekhlo itne mahino ke baad confirm hua ki it was not a profitable theatrical venture. ( tab bhi yeh sab bola tha but some ppl were acting like this movie was some mega blockbuster and a word against is a crime against society or something).\n\nAnd a substantial collection shown came from BOGO offer. But paisa toh ek hi ticket ka mil raha hai na in a way.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d3xsds","text":"Jhoot! I'll believe it when I see it. Doesn't look like monsoon's reaching here anytime soon.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1cwx1ws","text":"The context - marr hi jana chaiye general men class ko !!!","sarcasm_label":1} +{"id":"1d39vz9","text":"It\u2019s local pollution in Delhi more than global warming","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d3sum0","text":"Gun nahi mila hoga","sarcasm_label":1} +{"id":"1d5p2p0","text":"There must be a lot more than what\u2019s in the press. Bhoi crossed someone badly around his criminal deals. This can\u2019t be solely to do with a blackbuck case!","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d6dc92","text":"Kal Ho Na Ho has its moments but it's not a superior film. \n\nThat being said if people liked it they will want to defend it, so I get that. But also if we don't like it doesn't mean we are trying to be 'cool'. Ab film hmre pov se h average toh what's the big issue","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d4of75","text":"and many surgeries later....","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d1l2wz","text":"Sabko arrest karlo lekin ladke ko daaru pizza biryani khila lo ","sarcasm_label":1} +{"id":"1d4d0zv","text":"People in the comments are normalising this behaviour, because I guess a lot of people are capable of doing this.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d3vbsw","text":"That TPA employee(s)\/majdoor is fucked","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1cwf2ja","text":"True ","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1cxefbu","text":"The size of the derivatives market is always larger. Don't think most people get it. And that is why sometimes the stock market does weird things. Like the [Triple witching hour]( and other such oddities.\n\nWhen people buy the right to buy shares at a certain price, they can, and do, take very large positions. That means that when options are \"in the money\" the amounts transacted can be very large.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d43657","text":"It's always Kerala on top of most of these sort of lists like HDI indicators and other development lists, i wonder what does the rest of India think about this small state topping such lists consistently","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1czhlis","text":"He tried with labour and APMC reforms. Idiots were on the streets.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5mf4d","text":"Moo point","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d43657","text":"Kerala is always been central with slight left leaning due to our culture and historical which you might not identify with.\n\nBut you should also consider what a communalism based politics is doing to some countries.\n\nAs a keralite, I'm very proud as from very young I'm enjoying better facilities than most states which realised late in my twenties when I started travelling.\n\nAnd also GST is a consumption based tax rather a production based tax. And Keral is consuming state than a producing one. We should have our faur share in tax. Please study on GST before commenting","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d46xjn","text":"Get better LED Bulbs please","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d36u0q","text":"ram rajya \nrapist rajya ","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1cyv9cn","text":"Where was the driver when these guys were beaten by junta?it\u2019s recorded evidence..\u00a0","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d11i5d","text":"\"There are no mistakes\" - Anonymous.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d4ps0h","text":"People already plaster their caste on their vehicles, so it is not surprising.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1cxtter","text":"Even, I got a call from +92 and he knew my dad's name and he asked about me and started using cuss words. I will ask my dad to register a complaint about the same.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d6b27s","text":"Yes she got gangubai as replacement\u00a0","sarcasm_label":1} +{"id":"1d4265k","text":"Ah.. the woman in the video was wearing heels, stepping on the kid. Pulling her hairs and even touched her with a burning cigarette.\nThe kid was crying and screaming, coughing because of the cigarette smoke.\nThe video was blurry but it seemed the room was entirely filled with smoke.\nThe girl was crying, yelling for her mom. She seemed to have cried so much that even her voice was getting cracked","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d6c5br","text":"This is Kriti\u2019s version of \u201cgentle\u201d idhar sassy bol diya. \n\nKrit was just bad in so many scenes in Crew. The most surface level performance of the 3. Terrible dialogue delivery.\n\nShe was atrocious with bringing the sassy in the role. Her laughing and bonding scenes looked so fake, bad at all the drama portions of the movie as well aur yeh apne aapko Alia ka competition samjh ti hai.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d05iq6","text":"Let your vote shower the citizens in prosperity","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d4nrbr","text":"Life in a Metro. And there is a sequel coming.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d2hqfp","text":"What is the point of this AMA when the answers are being given by PR team and not the person herself? Plus they are deleting everything they don't want to answer","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d3ujjd","text":"No way that's true lol. The last time I heard that line, I was in middle school. The guy is lying and not even doing it well.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d2ekao","text":"is there a gold mine adjacent to where the landslide happened or any natural resource that the Indian cronies can dig into? then sure","sarcasm_label":1} +{"id":"1d6bb7u","text":"Ram Leela.\n\nit's Romeo and Juliet and it conveys young starstuck lovers really well.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d0qht3","text":"Apna apna khujao","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d4p47i","text":"\nShe is not wrong per say that she corrected even though that comment was an obvious troll joh jaan ke anjaan ban raha tha. But yaar 2 comments as a reply ?","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d69op1","text":"Ooohh so edgy and different of you\n\n![gif](giphy|wPE3PC7Qoo2wnDon5E|downsized)","sarcasm_label":1} +{"id":"1d4zuxw","text":"It's not even bullllllllywoof","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d2jjwb","text":"Made in India, Hacked in Pakistan","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d365ok","text":"then what is so great about it, he is just doing what he is getting paid for.\n\nYou see the paradox?","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d4ymgj","text":"Alia was selected out of 400 girls for SOTY\n\nShraddha was selected out of 1600 girls for Aashiqui 2\n\nNow Pashmina is selected out of 15 girls for Ishq Vishk Rebound\n\n![gif](giphy|RH82srAFt3BlPLG5GP)","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d41yvm","text":"He is right, party with the most seats 'natural claimant' to leadership","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d2gchc","text":"Drove in Kozhikode once, cant believe this can happen there.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1cy01jy","text":"Took him 50+ years to finally realise issues with the system that his family created","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d4xblr","text":"Vivek was not good was not atrocious either but he was in his next srk phase and was trying to pull that performance wise. \n\nscreenplay diped hard in the 2nd half and specially some plot points were to irritating and implausible to digest and also on a certain level ppl don\u2019t like a certain gimmick towards the hero\u2019s character. Side plots like the little kid with polio was too much imho. Kitna emotionally manipulative feel karwaya yaar. \n\nThe movie for the audience at a certain level becomes frustrating screenplay wise its almost stretching it. ( the movie is not torture it is bareable ) but went to far with the teaching a lesson to the hero and making him come of age part. Audience don\u2019t like when hero is cornered in a emotionally sadistic way.\n\nPs- I Saw it in theatres opening weekend. Didn\u2019t hate it I was fine with it but I can see now why it didn\u2019t work on multiple levels. And shared without spoilers why I thought it didn\u2019t work.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d69hmo","text":"Insane \n\n![gif](giphy|baZA4y5vQp6U4RfXlC|downsized)","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1cw6ii7","text":"They were not allowing mobile phone inside. People who came alone to vote left without voting as there was no facility to keep mobile phone at entrance.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d49hqx","text":"Who is that guy who has his hands on her shoulders? Also is he the same guy who she is supposedly going to marry, as per gossips?","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d6c7m2","text":"100% on target hai Aamir mamu idhar","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5qtx4","text":"1bhk for 25k! \n\nSad mumbai noise.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d1ebej","text":"Not really, it is not that easy","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d06syq","text":"It's sad, but rye that with enough money you can buy connections and go scot free. Soon the media and social media attention will dwindle, there will a long drawn out case and then the culprit will get a slap on the wrist. Back to the usual normal.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5mr3d","text":"These aren't equivalent. A tree is not a phone that can be replaced by a new one. Cutting a mature tree and planting a new one is like killing a mature person and giving birth to a new one to replace him.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d67pso","text":"Depends on state to state . But according to me these are the main factors \n1) Modi image as a leader for national interest and his credibility compared to leaders in opposition. \n2) Woman voter in rural has voted one sided in favour of bjp and main cause is the programs and policies for their development \n3) Ram mandir has been major cause of consolidating Hindu voter base","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d4uap4","text":"Shows are consistently wrong IMF calculations are","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5u17h","text":"Indians didn\u2019t vote for him Despite his hatred but rather voted for him Because of his hatred towards certain sects. \n\nI saw interviews of people who were struggling without jobs, without proper roads, without proper schools\/ water\/ food, struggling with inflation and in the end when the interviewer asked them who will they vote for, they started screaming \u201c400 paar\u201d","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d4oqnw","text":"Koi na bhaiyya. They are all here to stay. All of them.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5owre","text":"I used to work in a e-commerce sector in India. Indians are mostly thieves and that's putting it lightly. A long time ago, there was a report going around my company about certain zip codes where people were mass scamming the company. We calculated that it would be better to not service these zip codes than bother doing it. \n\nOur overseas investors did not agree with the recommendations because they wanted to sell the story of e-commerce across the entire country. But I had access to the database, frankly in my opinion most of these online services need to be restricted to major cities and a few tier 2 cities.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d15x46","text":"Impeccable!","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d4woha","text":"Honestly not surprised if it\u2019s true","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d2o00l","text":"You can get refund for it. Bb has good cs.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d690oh","text":"Afaik even VPs in IB make around 250-300K Euros , 300K+ is MD level salary","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d4u7yw","text":"I want it NOW\u00a0","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1cx27t3","text":"Voicemails are ancient tech. When they were new, our country was in turmoil. Even 2G internet was considered luxury. When we finally got infrastructure for the same a decade later, smartphones and other messaging apps already started to take over the industry. It didn't make sense to spend on tech which many people won't use.\n\nToday voice mail is like text message. No one other than amercia uses it. Just because Americans use it doesn't mean it's better. On the contrary Americans are actually very far behind in using day to day tech. Hence they still use iMessage when whole world have shifted to common messaging apps. The daily tech Americans use are not premium, it's just idiotic.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5qxfv","text":">Especially the neighbouring country.\n\nIndian Muslims support Pakistan is a BJP propoganda. The first point is complete bullshit. Indian Muslims are regularly expected to prove their patriotism because of this bullshit propoganda. \n\n>but that religion is fundamentally a flawed and barbaric one. I don't understand how people are defending it.\n\nEvery religion is flawed and barbaric and people defend it. Christianity is based on human sacrifice. And hinduism has gems like the caste system and sati. \n\n>any other scholars come out and speak against their agenda of converting the entire world to one religion\n\nAn ideology cannot grow if it does not try to grow. All religions either do this or go extinct. That's how a religion works. Christians have missionaries that do the exact same thing. Hinduism does the same except it assimilates any and everything into hinduism. You worship a fish, that's fine, you worship a cow, that's fine, you eat fish and cow, that's fine too. That's the modern hinduism. Animal sacrifice is an essential part of Bengali Hindu culture, which would be unimaginable to a rajasthani veg Hindu. \n\n>But when I knew what holy books of the top 2 religions are teaching, my respect for Hinduism only grew more. \n\nI can bet you have not read the holy books of the top two religions. \nChristianity teaches \"In everything, do to others what you would have them do to you\"\nIslam teaches \"None of you will believe until you love for your brother what you love for yourself.\"\n\nIf you're gonna do cherry picking and say that hinduism has good teachings and other religions have bad teachings, then you're just deluding yourself. All religions have good and bad teachings, people decide to follow different parts.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d0x8d2","text":"Honestly speaking, everyone I meet here in europe just never want to visit India for this exact reason. Personal safety. No matter how many high rises we make or push nationalist propaganda on Instagram, personal safety and privacy is much more important to people than anything else. It is a shame because they are missing out so much. They would rather go to Sri Lanka than India.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1cx5one","text":"They didn\u2019t say they were going to start a foundry. Might as well go the fabless route.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5e9em","text":"John is sooooo cute I miss his funny movies ","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1cxolif","text":"Its a travesty that such great work will be overshdowed by Rathee's mob as unncessary. Sometimes I fear for our nation's collective intellect.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5eu6n","text":"Yeh toh 10-15 season ki webseries ban jayegi ","sarcasm_label":1} +{"id":"1d3wv15","text":"Rahul is not radical, as a socialist I will mobilise organise and educate to hold the idiots accountable ,congress has way too long a history of enacting neoliberal policies \n\nThe thing is congress makes the citizens better by making them more interested in participating in their democracy [public ko congress ki gaand me bamboo daal na ata hai ] in Congress govt population treats politicians like servants and expect accountability \n\n idhar Modi Adani ke saath milkar sabke sar par mooth raha hai aur Janta chup chap apne gaand me danda le rahi hai kyuki Ram ke naam pe Modi ke Arti karna ab hindutva ka definition hua hai","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d651km","text":"I like how the Khans all seem to be listening attentively (*all* of them) while Mukesh and Kokilaben are in their 'seh lete hain thoda' mode. Also serenading a wedding is a beautiful thing.","sarcasm_label":1} +{"id":"1d0uchr","text":"Sometimes I think we need a vigilante like the Punisher to erase these scum from these places.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d14lat","text":"Your point on switching is bang on","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d4qoms","text":"Thanks to movie day. Finally I could afford a PVR directors cut ticket.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d4p47i","text":"Is par banega ab news article","sarcasm_label":1} +{"id":"1d4uap4","text":"currect. Btw IMF has not updated their figures to 9.7% and 7.0% for gdp data (it shows 9.1% for 2021 and 7.2% for 2022)","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5h5ca","text":"Day 1 was RKR acting + 99rs offer + holidays + no new family movies in release.","sarcasm_label":1} +{"id":"1d5mspc","text":"INDIA Alliance announced they're winning 295+ seats. The numbers don't add up.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d4qoms","text":"The issue is not just tkt prices- if you add up everything- travel to theatres, parking charges at mall, movie tkt prices + food and drinks (for extremely unhealthy junk), it easily costs above 1-1.5k per person per movie for 2-3 hrs if \u2018entertainment\u2019. Now a lot of urban population esp in Tier 1 won\u2019t necessarily have an issue with this cost except that there is no guarantee that the movie experience will be enjoyable. Considering that crap Bollywood dishes out on a majority of occasions, it\u2019s far more easier to stay at home, avoid traffic and pollution , Swiggy\/Zomato food and beverages and stream stuff on OTT. It\u2019s not only economical, but for a less patient generation, we also get the advantage of pressing pause button whenever we want.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1czgjuj","text":"Now we can scan a QR code to send them aid when the Chinese loans have to be paid back, what an idea sirji! \/s","sarcasm_label":1} +{"id":"1d1v2cd","text":"Death Sentence and nothing less. \n\nUnless, legally more extreme forms of punishment can be given to him.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d4qnst","text":"They have made movies in the past, no one saw them, it was about football in a village, can't remember the name ... But I think TVF makes good content with grounded stories which doesn't translate to good films, usually good films have different genres, let's see if they can capture that space.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5tq88","text":"Lol","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1cw88q9","text":"I think they can. I mean McDonald\u2019s stays open so I\u2019m pretty sure there must be some law loophole that allows them to","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1cvh13s","text":"Exactly bad rep for us and more likely to face racism in those countries.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5l9pt","text":"Ye arjun-malaika and hardik-natasha - who cares about them, kyu inke relationship status dus baar sub mein post hote h ","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5g0jb","text":"Love his replies!!","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d4yxpg","text":"punjabi industry is the same. there is minimal use of english and i love this fact fr.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d2ig93","text":"Those of us with eyes, ears and access to news lost faith in Gujarat\u2019s institutions a couple of decades ago.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d68jon","text":"Although I am highly sceptical about these numbers, 99rs ticket waala offer is also over now ig.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d4xwma","text":"Nothing is expected from the biggest communal bigot of this country. But the Prime Minister of this country is expected to at least speak about something as horrendous as what happened in Manipur.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1czcnr9","text":"why such anger and extreme steps?\n\nAt times I feel the Movies 7 Socail media which promtes aggresive behaviour and certain friends or associates who make fun if the girl says no are responsible","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d6bc46","text":"Kyunki sab nalle nahi hai?","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d0hoxx","text":"That will not be of much use when the assassinations inevitably begin and the pitch forks are out en-masse.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5siev","text":"I don\u2019t think this man thinks soooo ","sarcasm_label":1} +{"id":"1d1ebej","text":"What kind of stupid IT\u00a0 person is your sister..she can't Use block feature...","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d4nhvi","text":"Best pair period.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d069rb","text":"It is hard to move back when you have established successful careers in the US. I feel that unless you have a career plan after moving back to India, the best option is moving your parents to the US but allowing them to go back to India for part of the year. You can also accompany them so they don't get distanced from India and it seems like you have the financial capacity to support that. As for women's rights, it is wrong as it completely depends on the part of India. The main issue is rape and sexual harassment, but women absolutely can have successful careers in India. However, I do think it would be more difficult to convince your wife to move to India than your parents to move to the US, as your wife has a very antagonistic view of India that being in Canada myself, I find quite different from most other Indian diaspora people. But yes, moving to India is a bit of a stretch given your comfortable lifestyle and also since your wife seems to hate India very much which is rare for people born in India. Hopefully, your daughter doesn't grow up hating her roots and heritage.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d4m2cj","text":"Free pass for life","sarcasm_label":1} +{"id":"1d4wtm8","text":"90s aishwarya has her own league... One can only dream","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d3iujy","text":"I mean affirmative above 30% is complete BS. You are just forcing meritorious candidates to move abroad thereby weakening the nation in long term .","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5k062","text":"Your heading is a bit of a misnomer. As one of the original IITs, IITM (Indian Institute of Technology Madras) is expected to churn out such startups. In fact, there are many non-deep tech startups that have come out of IITM. The way you have presented it makes it sound like a tier-2 university, but it is actually responsible for producing most of the deep tech startups in India.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d4m2cj","text":"of course you got downvoted for that lmao. \n\nMan we live in the dumbest timeline possible","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d15rke","text":"Cummins' temporary protected status is over, he needs to get out on the next flight.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5ijpw","text":"Get out of city, get help from friends. Tell your boss is AH, you got laid off ?","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d0ybiy","text":"They charge money for this. It's a stupid way to make money by the dealer.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1czhlis","text":"Aggressive against who? Gobhiji and BhaJiPao? That I am.","sarcasm_label":1} +{"id":"1d36u0q","text":"Brij Bhushan and his son both need to be awarded the capital punishment.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d4nur0","text":"Mujhe bhi jana h\n\nHey bhagwan agle Janam mujhe ambani ke ghar peda kijo","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d212yq","text":"when u are not wanted you should understand that and avoid these relationship","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5qxfv","text":">There's absolutely nothing wrong with idol worshiping.\n\nWhere did I say idol worshipping is wrong? Can you guys ever comment based on facts and not strawmans? Or is it that you can't read?!?","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5j9hl","text":"Can people finally stop comparing RS to Ranbir now? It\u2019s a grave insult to the stardom and legacy of the latter. This guy can\u2019t get one producer to fund his movie and his delusion fans have the gall to compare him to a guy who recently shattered box office records. C\u2019mon now. It\u2019s like comparing 90\u2019s SRK to Deepak Tijori.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5gpwg","text":"Solitude is a great partner.","sarcasm_label":1} +{"id":"1d5t088","text":"Using kids to hold up posters in matters they have no understanding of, hmmmmmmm, wonder where i have seen this before.?","sarcasm_label":1} +{"id":"1d433os","text":"guys lets start farming in punjab in partnership \n\nandha loan leke ameer hojayenge sab fatafat fatafat","sarcasm_label":1} +{"id":"1d4qoms","text":"But is such low price sustainable for theatres and distributors ???","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d4of75","text":"wow two super attractive ppl","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d4oxi7","text":"Had all of this been hinting towards Ranbir y'all would've accepted this to be true in a flash but some people here(read Deepika Fans who can't stop thinking about Ranbir, Ranveer doesn't have \"fans\" re-release karke dekho uski koi picture) will now not accept giving stupid reasons","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d4fdgy","text":"Omg the way the girls bullied her. It was disgusting","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d509fn","text":"Was the cleavage intentional?","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1czlfop","text":"I want that asshole family suffer. Suffer more than pain of poor people in india.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d1y8hq","text":"As if the damage is not done, now its diarrhea mode","sarcasm_label":1} +{"id":"1d4c55f","text":"Basically, private companies provide them with satellites and they handle the launching. It\u2019s a big milestone as Indian Private companies hadn\u2019t launched any satellites in the past, and this work was handled by the ISRO","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d34ejf","text":"Wo bhi test cricket m. Tea break k baad to tabahi hi macha denge wo!!!","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d3wnz2","text":"The best option would be to discuss with other ppl in the gym get thier support and confront the manager as a whole ifu have enough support all of u can threaten to quit the gym","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d68jon","text":"Utha le re baba\nUtha le","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d6d6uy","text":"A bit of history plays a role. During 1973 genocide in present day Bangladesh by Pakistan . America, uk, Jordan etc etc supported Pakistan while providing them weapons to carry out the said genocide. Pakistan attacked India air bases while it happened. India decided to go to war in order to stop the influx of migration. So America and uk surrounded india by their warships\/carriers. And Russia helped to prevent all of this by stationing a nuclear capable submarines in front of these naval carriers. \n\n\n\nThis is a sanitised version of the sequence of events. For more info please read about operation searchlight.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5i3y0","text":"Its not fake","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d6ben8","text":"Janhvi looks so preety!! Her eyes","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1cyl64g","text":"What is this stupidity??","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5eaz4","text":"24 years. First Time in 2019 uske baad in 2024.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d4l0yk","text":"You need to get rid of food items such as flour and legumes. Those might have been affected","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d37e0q","text":"This is exactly why these schemes are needed. India has an abysmally low rate of female participation in the labour force, and we need to bring this up.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d3zvgt","text":"Dukh. Dard. Sharam","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d433os","text":"Koi hum jaise income tax dene walon ka bhi karz maaf karwa do bhai. Humse tax bhi lete ho aur kaam hamara koi karte nahi\u00a0","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5jsh2","text":"Vicky is a \u201cserious actor\u201d who\u2019s treated like a star just because he married Kat IMO","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d4xbpu","text":"So the new criteria for mainstream actors getting paid crores is to be \u201cnot that bad\u201d?\n\nNo wonder they don\u2019t think twice before pursuing this as a career. As long as there\u2019s a famous last name attached the audiences will lap up anything.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d4iakf","text":"Lol this thread is hilarious. Being offended on behalf of someone who didn't care. They've been co stars for years and have a very good relationship with each other.\n\nDon't you think that after knowing anil all these years she would've realised he's a creep or not?\n\nIt's not as if she needs to pander to anil to continue her career or anything\n\nStop imposing your own dutty thoughts. Go get some fresh air or maybe the heat is getting too much in that case go take a cold bath.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5p4ff","text":"Wont work.. the dialogues, the silliness is hard to translate.. plus Bollywood has to make all relatable characters into characters from Bandra! \nFor those who haven\u2019t seen the original it\u2019s on Netflix and a fun watch (even with subs)","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d1id8h","text":"Free me thodi krte hai koi paisa deti hai sarkar or wese bhi election ke baad konsa kaam krna hai bethna hi to hai schools me","sarcasm_label":1} +{"id":"1d299rk","text":"I guess linked here only means a correlation, not causation.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d0zr3d","text":"I am reading this as \"one nation none election will be implemented in the next year\"","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d34mg4","text":"I wonder if this actually fixes the issue at large, the reason some men behave this way, is because how their parents, which includes the mother, raised him this way.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d67df2","text":"So pple decided here that she is the culprit whereas she was nt even driving nd the cctv footage tells something else only","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d6bkfe","text":"Bro drives an ambassador for patriotic reasons.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1cxefbu","text":"1. Prepare for further government intervention into direct investments made by the public. This time, using derivatives as an excuse. \n\n2. Gov shouldn't have mucked around with derivative contracts in the first place. The invisible hand protecting contract underwriters just encouraged this behavior.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1czlfop","text":"The judge can\u2019t do anything other than act on input given by the police and pass judgement as per law written by the legislature.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d0s1d8","text":"I put small paper\/plastic garbage in my pocket, large ones go inside the same bag it originally came from inside an empty plastic bag.\u00a0\n\n\nMy kid has motion sickness, so I carry plenty of empty bags with me so the car is saved from puke. The plastic bag goes to a garbage can when I see one.\n\n\nI also made a point to loudly comment on people when they drop trash in front of me.\u00a0\n\n\nSo far so good, no one has threatened to beat me when I ask them not to litter.\u00a0","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d50cmu","text":"Girl, stop with these self awareness and depreciation wala interviews before every movie.\u00a0","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5mr3d","text":"Doesn't justify cutting them down.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d6c1dd","text":"Holt shit 550 is serious. Dude needs like 12-14 units of insulin at the minimum.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d0z6w2","text":"OP:\n\nDo you think that the times have remained unchanged? Society has evolved significantly, and it is essential to reconsider the focus of gender-centric schemes. These initiatives should now be targeted towards the specific sections of society that truly need them, rather than being broadly applied. This is because those who are already privileged often benefit the most, while those in genuine need remain underserved.\n\n\nRecognizing the changing dynamics of our society is crucial. To ensure fairness and effectiveness, it is important to adapt our policies and programs to reflect the current realities. By focusing resources on those who truly need assistance, we can work towards achieving greater equity and inclusiveness. Additionally, continuous assessment and adjustment of these schemes can help address the evolving challenges faced by different sections of society.\n\n\n\nI believe society has progressed to a stage where gender is no longer the primary ground for discrimination. Instead, financial capacity has become the more significant factor. A girl from a wealthy family is given all the opportunities, while a person from a poor family faces discrimination regardless of gender. \n\nWhile there are always exceptions, this trend generally holds true. \n\nIt's important to recognize that socio-economic status plays a crucial role in determining access to opportunities. \n\nTherefore, policies and programs should focus more on bridging the financial gap to ensure that all individuals, regardless of their gender, have equal opportunities to succeed. \n\n\nBy addressing economic disparities, we can work towards a more equitable society where everyone has the chance to thrive.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d64h70","text":"Let her ex Husband after she got into movies. Just sad","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d6dc92","text":"Wow popular movie ko troll kar diya....ban gaye cool","sarcasm_label":1} +{"id":"1d34up5","text":"Yup. Same page with you. US might did many things innovative in the tech. But China aced the execution.\u00a0\n\n\nAtheism is directly proportional to the development. It forces us to be curious, explorative and rational.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d4wszp","text":"Well, how many air hostesses did that take...","sarcasm_label":1} +{"id":"1cxstyk","text":"Tell him he should only accept kannada speaking passengers and he will risk losing half his livelihood!","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5ij7o","text":"Too many sentences in that article ending with \u2018rectum\u2019","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d0utl8","text":"Inke liye toh vote from home ka subidha hai ....","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d1orot","text":"Correction-\n\nAll dictators are spineless cowards.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d1o99u","text":"Newspaper article said it was an old bmw that was purchased for 5 lacs. Don\u2019t get carried away just by the brand. Some old ones go for cheap","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1cwx1ws","text":"As someone who went through the mba admission process this year. This gender thing is brutal. I got 92 percentile and know girls with interview calls and converts from IMI delhiwhile i couldn't even get the call with 4-5 percentile more than them One of my male friends got 98 percentile with all sections cleared. He didn't even get an interview call and a tad lower similar profile of a female I talked to during my interview prep got kozikodhe with 95 percentile. \n\nIt's absolute suicid*l for general make to even compete this year. 99.97 percentile wale ladke jo IIT Kharagpur 2 saal work h oracle mei. Get straight rejected and some random btech college chick got in with a meagre 99.5 percentile and lower acads in grad than the guy","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d50oj5","text":"She looks stunning! ","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d4nrbr","text":"Nikhil Advani was a one trick pony. KHNH probably worked because KJO was involved quite deeply. Every other film he did after that went from bad to worse: Salaam E Ishq, Chandni Chowk to china, patiala house.\n\nThe D movie with Rishi Kapoor was ok but that\u2019s about it really","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d36swj","text":"Old fart sounding exactly like.. well, a fart.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5htw7","text":"Focus of this sub has gone from Gossip to Jealousy. Kriti is good and I like how she is willing to experiment","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d38evk","text":"Exactly how does one \"hack\" a click counter? Someone needs to ask them this","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1cvguef","text":"God bless her ","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1cylemh","text":"The level of Overconfidence where he starts judging everyone and calls himself a judge","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1cw8qdx","text":"For starters I've read the complete thing and I do not see examples of how they use traditional methods in comparison to using better tools. \n\nIf you could provide some examples I could make more sense.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5pli5","text":"This is a wonderful discovery","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5eaz4","text":"In a room full of idiots and wise men, the idiots scream the loudest.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d1l0c4","text":" not fit to be at that position.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d2gchc","text":"I don't believe this, I'm from kerala","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d38evk","text":"Come June 4, when Modi wins a 3rd term, Indi alliance is going to collapse faster than that bridge in Bihar.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1czdyg8","text":"Thanks a lot. saving your comment","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1cvuwd8","text":"Bro uploaded his own pics and pretending it to be some monke. ![img](emote|t5_3d4x4|20028)","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d69hmo","text":"Her sex appeal is just off the roof . Gorgeous","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5uvlc","text":"Don't forget Violence in Andhra","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5npih","text":"His PR makes it so obvious.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5lh7j","text":"I can\u2019t for the life of me understand why a person who\u2019s lost in heads up elections. Is given another chance. India won\u2019t vote for a Gandhi for at least another 2 decades. Everyone knows it, whatever people\u2019s political views. Even if Gandhi is a better person or more aligned with your political views, to the electorate voting for Gandhi feels like slavery. Complete waste of everyone\u2019s time. Indias youth and secular dreams dies because we all gave the INC and Rahul Gandhi even 1 second of our time post 2019. Now we get the govt. we want or need but the one we deserve. Move on with your life for the next 5years. Tune out politics and go about your day. Taking care of your family and community.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5eaz4","text":"Cheers!","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d3xp7w","text":"Bats are mammals, not birds. \n\nNo. I am not fun at parties.","sarcasm_label":1} +{"id":"1d5vxlg","text":"ab functions khatam hue ab sabke waapsi ki video aayegi , mast content mil raha march se","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d3cgb8","text":"Finally UP Bihar are leading in something","sarcasm_label":1} +{"id":"1d2stvt","text":"Does he even understand what the word science means ?\n\n\nI think for him science means aeroplanes, electricity, computers, mobile phones etc.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d4oqnw","text":"janhvi ka cruise party ab Kharab? It\u2019s like getting your results when you are attending family wedding, surrounded by the whole family ","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d3jx4t","text":"But paw paw shared video of his meme dancing so we r not in dictatorship ","sarcasm_label":1} +{"id":"1d68mk3","text":"Yes please. Get them back on their feet","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d4nv8x","text":"Rahul gandhi announces gold will be shared to every house hold when they win","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d0a8w8","text":"Yup. Can confirm. I think the trash situation in Bangalore got worse since I left the place. Its like the civic bodies don't even care about waste management anymore, primarily because people themselves don't care.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5h7dt","text":"bro punjab ka sahi hai, jaha bhi tension badne wali hoti hai ye roohafja baatna shuru kar dete hai. sab thande ho jaate hai aur maje maje ghar chale jaate hai. can confirm I've lived in punjab for 6 years. beautiful state and amazing people and culture there. <3","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d1kgho","text":"What changes will it make when it becomes a PSU?\n\nRegulation is not the problem here. The problem is Modi has shoved the Vande Bharat trains on India. These trains are more expensive and carry fewer passengers. At the same time, general coaches are reduced in express\/mail trains. This means more overcrowding.\n\nNow, if it becomes a PSU, it will start to prioritise profits even more. Which means, poor will get excluded and fares will get increased.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1cxzgh6","text":"This country is a joke.","sarcasm_label":1} +{"id":"1d0vng2","text":"Love the shocks too. But really in high humidity they are less useful. If you're interested eastern part near the sea you're fucked","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d661v0","text":"Lol tho this is hilarious of her. Yeah gurl stay confused and steal the spotlight","sarcasm_label":1} +{"id":"1d0x17m","text":"As a law student, the sections that have been applied under IPC, wouldn\u2019t even stand. \n294 says that in any PUBLIC PLACE koi obscene gana yah harkat kiya toh punishment mileyga, while 509 is basically eve-teasing, doing some gesture that attacks the modesty of a woman, but idhar kisi ladki ko specifically attack nai kiya gaya so no one gives a damn. Kya phook key police notice bheja hain nai pata, magistrate dekheyga case aur discharge ker dega bandey ko, faltu waqt barbaad court ka","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1cxtzr1","text":"Mangoes are red In Which type mangoes?","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d0qxj4","text":"Could someone please explain how did RBI came into so much black that it's giving record dividends?","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d6563a","text":"Yeah I remember reading somewhere that Sharmila lives in Delhi. But either way, what a class act. The Pataudis were always fairly liberal, what with Sharmila's bikini shoot from 1969 after having been married to MAK.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d4q1h3","text":"And the dustbins in the middle of the roads near Elcot SEZ Chennai. People and the politicians both do not care.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d2ig93","text":"as if people trust Gujrat hc?","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d08y0d","text":"Soon he'll be out of Congress party, he talks sensibly.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d4p47i","text":"Befitting reply. Itna low hai savage mode.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d4q1h3","text":"I still do not get why random street sellers are allowed everywhere in the footpath of the road. There should be a separate place for them. They are everywhere in roadsides and often just throw trash. Pani puri and chaat wale don't need to be everywhere. Same with vegetable sellers.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d6cx3o","text":"try proofreading jobs, writing articles. Just don't live with your parents, go as far away from them as you can. First make something work for yourself then worry about them.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5j1zx","text":"This dude is going to killed one day. wtf","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d1jui5","text":"Congrats champion.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d4qnst","text":"With Arunabh at the helm, TVF will always punch above their weight being seen via all the new projects being rolled out by them. He is a genius keeping just his creativity under discussion. Aadmi bekaar hai","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d6egnt","text":"Louder.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d4ngvp","text":"i remember in my village back they use this to put pot of water on head to bring at home","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5fua2","text":"Why didn't bawaal get a theatrical release??","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5ffvn","text":"Nawaaz ne aisa bola nhi, pehle jaake dekh","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d60ehs","text":"Yeah just like makeup to hide ugly face","sarcasm_label":1} +{"id":"1d6a74w","text":"she got jacked af for this role too. look at those traps.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d3pktk","text":"It will be pushed. Like it or not, it will happen. A free thinking, prosperous south is not something they like. They will make the south fight with each other. TN vs KL vs KA vs TS vs AP. Language, resources, blown out of proportion issues, etc will happen.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d2dq5i","text":"People who watch IPL, Cricket and those who like to follow this sort of content.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d4fdgy","text":"She looks fab here without botox to be very honest.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1cxv1k2","text":"Jai hind jai Maharashtra ![img](emote|t5_3d4x4|20001)","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d45ryk","text":"# Where's the Tsunami when we need it?","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d1o99u","text":"\n\n*A man has been arrested in Mumbai after a viral video showed him lying on the bonnet of a moving BMW which was being driven by a 17-year-old boy, the police said*.\n\n*The video shows Subham Mitalia lying on the BMW bonnet as the teenager drives it around the Shivaji Chowk area in Mumbai's Kalyan on Saturday.*","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d0f378","text":"This guy should be fired.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d4p0c6","text":"Yeah but India has better financial condition, so you are happy with this low quality bus ?","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5t6d1","text":"This is the problem. People far more talented than her will turn into simps instead of calling it what it is. Bhansali kisi ka sagaa nahi hai. Except Sharmin of course ","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d4oqnw","text":"Anupama Chopra ka sincere comment kav ayega","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d2dcsu","text":"Since it's a high profile one and media is not silent, things are coming to light.\n\nLab data manipulation happens in the labs in our country for various similar and non similar cases, it's dependent upon how powerful one is and how much one can pay. Disgusting but it's true to the core.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d4wiym","text":"People don't understand how important it is. This successfully will be a step towards Space X of India. We need more of these. Congratulations to the team.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d3jx4t","text":"That solidifies the claim that we're slowly pushing towards a dictatorship.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d0ffrr","text":"Absolutely terrible story. Disheartening and miserable news if the child casualty reports are true.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d4w3x2","text":"Athiya really should\u2019ve become a model. Such a missed opportunity","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5fmg8","text":"lol that was a great banter ,bhai being bhai.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d67sql","text":"South mai bhot age gap hota hai. This is an exception\u00a0","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5pe5a","text":"Tbh this whole conference-interview-thing was weird and the vibes just weren\u2019t there. It didn\u2019t help that Katrina got offended and reprimanded him in front of everyone. The energies just weren\u2019t there and Srk wasn\u2019t on his best form. But everyone has off days. Ngl it was refreshing to see that he\u2019s not always \u201con\u201d and is like us.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d3sum0","text":"Women doesn't belong to kitchen ","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d4n4fy","text":"Everyone is ignoring her. Lol","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1cxzgt0","text":"Lo Inka bhi aagya","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d4wtm8","text":" so good looking both of them\u2026 why universe whyyyy. What was your plan???","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d2gdqm","text":"Man I am so used to being in 30+C all the time that 25C feels uncomfortably chill","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d4p23w","text":"climate change is serious deal, govt and people should take it as top priority","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d68lee","text":"Nothing wrong in her behaviour it seems. Maybe she didn't want attention from any fans at that moment and wanted her space. And cleaning it with sanitiser is completely normal. Nothing wrong in taking precautions. After all it fell on the floor.","sarcasm_label":1} +{"id":"1d1uy74","text":"Dost dost na raha ","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5l9pt","text":"Bkl Inka breakup patchup nhi band hota .","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d3wd42","text":"Let tourism flourish.\n\nEducate locals not to harrasment tourists because of the language English and Hindi.\n\nEverything will fall in place. Don't let that politician spread hate.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d1ramf","text":"I hate bjp and this fascist party just as much as the next person but Rahul Gandhi redemption ? Like Really ? how long are we going to pretend that this terrible situation of our democracy with a non existent opposition happened not because of the incompetence of this man child ?","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d35jon","text":"Social credits gone lower than John cena ","sarcasm_label":1} +{"id":"1d0ufvm","text":"Spraying pesticides itself is wrong, what\u2019s the point of this innovation.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d4ud41","text":"My god, that is why there is high unemployment as a master in econ don't know basic stuff !","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d07mvf","text":"Definitely my favourite","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d41yvm","text":"INDIA alliance government will only work, if at least single party(INC) get 150+ seats otherwise it will be mess.\n\nTheir alliance have parties which get vote on expense of each other: (INC, AAP) (INC, TMC, Left) Only SP, RJD and DMK are reliable or natural ally in opposition.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5czgw","text":"Double standards smh.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d4xblr","text":"It had GREAT songs, and I actually like this movie. Aao Naa was one of my favorite song.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1cxduga","text":"Thank you for the tantrums Mr Elon , we don't need you. Allowing telsa is a necessity not for now but in the future or else our Indian companies would lack behind without competition in R&D and our product won't be of export quality. After bikes, we need to be the largest manufacturer of cars\/SUVs and trucks too.\n\n\nI think we have done this mistake in the past, we should try to avoid foreign companies for now. When our companies start producing cars, we can allow Tesla without much import tax so the competition to develop indigenous vehicles to be at par with Tesla. We should be exporting EVs soon. Nexon is good for the price point if you ignore the tax government of India is putting on the EV. \n\nMahindra is building beast SUVs for EV with research going around for a 800km range\/charge. We have lithium too ,this is the only field we can be independent of after the semi conductor issue is solved.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d1id8h","text":"My father used to be a presiding officer and my elder brother is currently working as a presiding officer for today's vote. \n\nMy father can't walk properly because his knees have filled with water and needs operation as soon as possible, but still he gets warning letters to this day and threats that his salary will be deducted inspite of several medical proofs. He had to walk 5-6 kms to get to the polling booth in some very remote village in the Bardhaman district, with no proper water supply, almost no sanitation, sometimes not even proper food for the night or fans. He gave up doing this job 3 years ago.\n\nThe previous year, the booth where my elder brother was the presiding officer, got attacked by some local goons with guns and knives in their hands. They took the voting machines and went away, and locked my elder brother and 5 other booth workers in a dark room with no windows and fans, no food and water. My elder brother called the police, but the police said that they won't be able to lodge a complaint as the goons have made a settlement with them. After 5 hours like that, at around 5 in the evening, finally a group of military personnel came and escorted my brother and the other officers out of the booth and took them to their residence. The next day my elder brother boarded the first express train from the station and came back home.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5j85l","text":"Good ! Keep it up !!!","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d48l6z","text":"Also people are SICK of action \/ terrorism\u201d\u201d\u201d movies","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d36swj","text":"Irony ho rahi bahut bhayankar","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1cy4hkr","text":"Yaar true incident mera exam tha aur center 1 ghanta dur tha aur meri tabiyat physically or mentally dono kharab thi , uss din bhagwan ne mze lene ke liye cab Wale ki car kharab karwa di \n\nMujhe lekin itna gussa toh nhi aaya tha, exam centre par pahoch gya lekin 3-4 minute hi bache the,thanks to rapido","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5qtx4","text":"Trust me, people are realising that and leaving, who wants to tussle with hell\u00a0","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1cx0gj0","text":"Give that man a medal ","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d4nv8x","text":"For those asking why, read the article, it\u2019s pretty nicely written.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5k062","text":"Ye IIT Madras kaunsa college hai?","sarcasm_label":1} +{"id":"1d2ewj9","text":"These people have brave and noble souls. I hope their message of peace helps a few people abandon the violence in their hearts.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d67it2","text":"Bhai please koi iske baal kat do","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d1orot","text":"But Rahul never did. It was civil society members who called the PM for the debate. Highly esteemed judges and journalists. \n\nThe BJP should probably teach them about democracy. \/s","sarcasm_label":1} +{"id":"1d5mr3d","text":"Why don't we just clear all the forests then? What was the point of learning all that environmental conservation in our schools?","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d4nhkh","text":"What goes around, comes back a round! \n\n\/S","sarcasm_label":1} +{"id":"1d3jx4t","text":"Filing a baseless FIR against a lawyer? Lmao, he would shred the responsible police officers' explanation to pieces in court.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5h5ca","text":"Just a regular Saturday in RKR\u2019s career. Yawn.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d3hkmd","text":"Road ban Jaye vohe bade batt hain","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d0vls2","text":"Yeah.. change state or go abroad and live live peacefully. It's not worth it to get into these things with families","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1cw7i9v","text":"Land reforms are needed in India but that won't happen without state govt's approval. From 2019-2024, there were so many protests over simple changes in laws. Cannot imagine what will happen when hard reforms happen from this year.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d1n916","text":"I love how there is no fear of law, at all!","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1cvuwd8","text":"Umm Very Monke","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d39bol","text":"So\u2026this is how we die?","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d34ph4","text":"How is India so bad at quality control?","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d38evk","text":"Khud apne bacho ka nahi hua, unki Kasam khai thi ki Congress ke saath alliance nahi karunga kabhi bhi, aur ab dekho. ","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d0ufvm","text":"Ek video bnane ke liye fefron me dhul jhonk diya","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d66i32","text":"This is idiotic. One ambulance here means one ambulance less for the people in need. To prove a political point they don't have to punish common people.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d3ev6h","text":"Try for things where the luck surface is the highest. I don\u2019t why people spend time cracking exams full time, India with its enormous population, it\u2019s really hard to top an exam. There are cracked kids who crack these exams.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5ml1w","text":"Even media is bored of them. They have exit polls to cover. Celebs got offer they couldn't refuse so they won't get bored.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d1o5xu","text":"Superheroes without cape ","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5gyw6","text":"Back then when travelling in the bus for Bollywood was normal","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1cxxc3q","text":"Wou chalega ek baar. Judges ko kuch mat karo inko public ke hawale kar do","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d1l0c4","text":"Embarrassing, he never had any class to start with but this election should be new low for him. None of the pm in the past went this low","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1czjyv1","text":"Ye sala harr saal marr k wapas aa jata hai","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d058fa","text":"This looks extremely steep and slippery in monsoon , why do they allow during monsoon ..","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d2dcsu","text":"itne saste mae bik gaye , 3 lakh k chakkar me zindagi bhar ki beizzati 25-30 lakh hota toh kuch baat bhi hoti","sarcasm_label":1} +{"id":"1d4yqpb","text":"Israeli company that does pro-Israel, anti-Hamas, but also anti-BJP propaganda? Smells like a BJP false flag op.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d1jg94","text":"Nah. Connections matter most over everything. Of course you need to be talented but it's not gonna get you to Cannes after getting in conflict with management at your college.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5rdei","text":"And some of you all are like \u2018oh the celebs must be so bored going to this.\u2019 ","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5l8gx","text":"That is the problem. Too many differentials.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5ml1w","text":"No one gets bored enjoying free booze and cruise honey","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d66m7b","text":"Strong people create good times, good times create weak people, weak people create bad times, bad times create strong people.\n\nYou are the child of people born in good times and are now facing bad times. This too shall pass, because you are strong enough to endure. As someone who went through a similar tough time, I assure you it gets better as long as you can keep going.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d4wx9w","text":"Ya they won my heart lol","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d69884","text":"My parents personally dont believe in this bs but i have seen many fall into this rabbit hole of astrology and palm reading. Infact my parents and i all have joke around about the weekly horoscopes that come in newspapers. But yes you do have a good point. I think that this nonsense exists because of the orthodox and superstitious mentality of some indians who easily believe in it.\u00a0\nDont worry tho let your parent be, just make sure that they dont fall into a scam or such.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d6836s","text":"Koi na essay likh kar le aana ghar se.","sarcasm_label":1} +{"id":"1d46cv6","text":"Dr Singh is a statesman. Very few people have been aa honest as him. He brought great dignity to the chair he occupied. He chose to become the bigger person on numerous occasion. Dealt with sensitive issues of the country well. His calming presence is what a diverse country like India needs. I hope he lives a long and healthy life.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d0weed","text":"This guy is an imbecile, Indian vyomnauts are already training in Russia for the gaganyaan mission, the Artemis program of Nasa has already been delayed multiple times, this is simple diplomatic point scoring exercise.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d6dc92","text":"Kal ho na ho is a Dogshit, I saw it last year for the first time and realised people only love it for the sake of nostalgia. \n\nIt was full of fat shaming, homophobic jokes, racism, shaming and misogyny.\n\n7 din ladki in jaise fuddu dialogues\n\nSome films definitely deserve criticism, we are a progressive country kal ko toh log jism ki garmi ke naam se hone wala rape bhi defend krenge ki why bollywood stopped making good romcoms because people hate rape in the name of jism ki garmi","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d1yuob","text":"Can someone explain this noob why this is alarming\/news worthy?","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d0hoxx","text":"bruh a good ac would cost around 30 thousand or something you can go far cheaper than that if you buy that in winter so yeah stop this crap lol","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d68x29","text":"Bro is trying to be accepted in the so called alpha gang","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d4wz7y","text":"Because the questions will be set or the debate will be convened by goras or upper cast so there will be partiality. Lolol","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d6ccm5","text":"Her mother in law seems to be of same age as her, dont know why..","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d2caat","text":"Real.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d4tsr1","text":"Is it just me or this doesn\u2019t even look fun ","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d6cx3o","text":"Only a fool doesn't learn from his mistakes. Even to shut your parents up please don't try neet for the 8th time.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d1lqeu","text":"Lol. Fair trial it seems. My hair","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d05gmc","text":"And I answered your Question good sir \"What is Cannes\" and also corrected you that it isn't Foreign Validation it's talent and creativity being acknowledged.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1cxt18q","text":"Congratulations","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1cyl64g","text":"what the fuck behnchod ","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5ijpw","text":"Dude most of us were not born well to do family. Heck most of us don't have our own home in your age not even parental or ancestor property. \n\nJust grow up. Take the responsibility and move on. This kind of ask and post is common in any country. Just get out of your comfort zone. Life is too short to be run on someone else's terms.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d50ncp","text":"such a trashy family","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d604n7","text":"I don't think Nani, dq etc in that list are officially confirmed tho","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d4r3ol","text":"Ajay doing age appropriate roles. ","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d66u3w","text":"Jisko dekhlo wohi podcast karne baitha hai aaj kal ","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d4pq8m","text":"Quarterly news aati hai ye ab toh fir \"amidst breakup rumours, they were spotted together\" aajayega paparazzi ka.","sarcasm_label":1} +{"id":"1d06syq","text":"It's a sad state of affairs. Unless there is a public outrage, the accused go scot free. Even in this case, police took alcohol test next day afternoon.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d47fdt","text":"Stupid and braindead metric.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d48xm0","text":"So I'll tell you how these award shows make money. They will ask Shweta to attend and say we are giving Navya an award. Shweta will attend cause she needs to validate that her daughter is doing something worthy of an award. Then they will reach out to small influencers, creators, maybe new entrepreneurs etc and ask them to pay some amount (its in lakhs) and they will giving them an award which will be presented by Shweta Bachhan or other celbrities they would've called in a similar manner. For small creators getting an award presented to them by some known person is a good photo op. So everyone wins and the organisers subtracting whatever they spend on venue and event organisation take the rest home.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d6ehwx","text":"Damn \u2026 they behave elitist and you enjoy huh","sarcasm_label":1} +{"id":"1d4pq8m","text":"Har do mahine mein yeh news ata hai\nAb shaam ko dikhenge ek saath bastian se nikalte huye ya jate huye","sarcasm_label":1} +{"id":"1d4zh6q","text":"Vanga sucks","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d67mb6","text":"The CCTV video clarifies that the car had no contact with any one. The mob wanted to lynch Raveen due to her ideology. Please be careful and analyze the news.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d3yks6","text":"I miss this man at the helm.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d4r163","text":"rare fans about 6-7 of them who kind of became too close and have their own family life going on . \nRest of them get to see when he does fan live sessions annually once (he started doing this from 2023) He showed Raha's picture twice to his fans.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5i3y0","text":"I could see it from a mile away. Sadly the news agencies now days don't vet the information. All they want is to be the first one out.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5u17h","text":"It says that he\u2019s people\u2019s favourite and perhaps the most popular leader in modern India. That India has developed massively under him helps.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d3hckl","text":"You should search for those who advocated for the law like dabolkar, gowri lankesh, kaburgi and pansare and what happened to them. You will get your answer.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d4os9t","text":"If you ever travelled by haryana roadways buses , you won't be surprised.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d3ycxi","text":"Take a guess lol. Hint : it has 70% reservation.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d39bol","text":"This is crazy that here in Saudi Arabia temperatures are still below 45.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d4xbpu","text":"guys i watched it. good wholesome one time watch. itna plot nai hai sab trailer mei samajh gaya but good timepass watch. And honestly janhvi wasn't that bad man.. Both had great chemistry and janhvi looked good in that role. Idk why sm hate honestly it was better than a flowerpot role atleast","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d11i5d","text":"Swaha !","sarcasm_label":1} +{"id":"1cxpkew","text":"Jab tak bologe nhi tab tak kuch hoga nhi. Start raising voice on it and someday things might change. I really hate such pessimistic mindset like yours. Have some standard and Demand some standards.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d1orot","text":"**It was Modi who tried to change India's elections into a Presidential Styled one. Now he is chickening out.**\n\n**#DarpokDictator**","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d67v15","text":"Even I want to understand actually. Shahrukh khan and salman khan Ranbir kapoor I understand, but ye ananya pandye and baaki Bollywood wale jaise Disha patani, inn sab ka itna zyada close relation hai Ambani se??","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d4eu2n","text":"That's his salary in \"white\".","sarcasm_label":1} +{"id":"1d11i5d","text":"I support this.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d45ryk","text":"Accha hai at least 45 hours publicity ke liye kuch bhi nahi bolega","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d2agmk","text":"I would call him the father of the nation. But unlike Congressis I give all the REAL freedom fighters equal respect and don't idolise one. So I say he is one of the fathers of India.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d3j2nk","text":"Not losses just profit have reduced","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d690oh","text":"It is clearly a lie.\n\nEuropean salaries are slightly better than Indian salaries if you don't factor in the cost of living. Two of my friends were offered positions in the london FAANG office, and it made no sense for them to relocate from India. Friend who got into Facebook was offered close to \u00a3100k for a tech manager position, and another was offered close to \u00a380k for a product manager role in Amazon. At the time, they both were making a salary slightly lesser than this in Bangalore. \n\nFriends in management positions post an INSEAD\/LBS MBA are making \u00a3150k. Others I know who work for big American banks as a director are also making similar salaries.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5jajk","text":"Good riddance","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d0uux3","text":"So they want to support actual terrorist to fight against an organisation that has 6 million members. Lets see how many they will kill.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5sjpl","text":"UP is not for beginners","sarcasm_label":1} +{"id":"1d43657","text":"What happened to west Bengal?","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d4xbpu","text":"Dharma film and jhanvi enough reason to skip","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d50i5o","text":"OMG YESSSSS. WAS WAITING TO SEE THIS LOOK","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5p4ff","text":"We need some effort from Team Nepotism","sarcasm_label":1} +{"id":"1d69var","text":"She couldn't have posted a better picture of the birthday girl? Conveniently selected a pic where it's not a good angle of Sona.. while she herself looks okay \n\nWow this aditi can't stop being a b***h even on someone's birthday","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1cx1sfl","text":"Bhai tu kaha in gawaro ko north east ke bare me bata raha hai, yeh sab itne harami hai ki nature ko garbage se bhar denge. Let it be unexplored, better for humanity.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d2gchc","text":"Spent 2 years in Kozhikode. This pic is so put of the ordinary, it seems to be heralding the coming of the apocalypse.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d0uux3","text":"A lot cause RSS has members but none are militant enough to kill terrorists and this is not USA that civilians hold guns.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d52chx","text":"I meant to say that Salman is ranvijay balbir singh level agressive \n\nRanbir was a just Casanova, but Salman is agressive in all ways, be it womanizing or schooling journalists, shutting up nonsense, beating up people, fighting bail cases\n\nBhai has done and seen everything\n\nAlso Ranbir quite evidently was afraid of\/respected rishi kapoor so much that he never voiced his thoughts against him, atleast when he was alive\n\nBut Salman openly accepted having rifts with Rishi Kapoor, when on his condolence post he said \"kaha suna maaf\"","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d344p0","text":"Change India to Adania not Bharat.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d49hhs","text":"Great I'm stealing this ","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d04uk7","text":"bacteria aur mitti andar ghus jayegi....\n\nkuch aur tarika dhundo protest ke\n\nye sab karne se kuch nhi hone wala,, agle din bimar hona hain bass","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d1kgho","text":"About the zonal arrangements, I was talking about the post independence scenario when the already nationalised railway companies were rearranged into six zones. It is quite well known that the railways were more or less nationalised by the colonial government in the midst of WW2.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d4gegr","text":"Kangana got carried away with her success & slightly got Delulu. Whereas whoever is on the opposite side of Karan usually has to bear the consequences. So yeah it all went against Kangana including she herself. \n\nP.s. I do believe both KJO & Kangana are really talented people in their own domains ","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5nrlq","text":"More like she wants to be kiara lol","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1cw8qdx","text":"Some great responses have already been commented here, I think another important thing is, culture.\nI've been following some channels on YouTube that talk about how the olden technologies or ways have been replaced by newer ones. This, the knowledge of generations is lost. Recently, I saw something about someone in Egypt who made ceramic tiles.\nOnce, these tiles used to grace the walls of palaces and now they are a souvenir sitting on the desk of someone 5000kms away.\n\nCulture is not bad, these are what made us who we are, and in India people have a hard time letting go. Because that is also a culture. Of Course not in every family.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d4zuxw","text":"Bollywood when they need someone to not be light skinned: take someone light skinned and use make up to make them darker. \nCoz it\u2019s so hard to actually hire a dark skinned person \/s","sarcasm_label":1} +{"id":"1d344p0","text":"Time to invest in Paytm again. Overnight will go from RBI shitlist to World's most trustworthy bank.","sarcasm_label":1} +{"id":"1cy08fj","text":"Send a complaint to RBI.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5ec0r","text":"You were kinda right, polls show a different story","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d6cx3o","text":"Donot do neet","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d554cw","text":"atrocious singing skills\u00a0","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d3juin","text":"Shashi Throor will write 300 words essay to apologize. \n\nThe Essay will be sent to Oxford for its English interpretation and Later will be introduced as a classic literature.","sarcasm_label":1} +{"id":"1d4q7dh","text":"Haha... Luckily not the case, iss incident ko 4 din hogaye.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5xzsx","text":"Good! You need to understand that it\u2019s likely because of the decreasing corporate taxes, the chart of which is an actual reverse of this chart. To top that off individual income taxes are going up (individual income tax as a % of total tax). I understand we need to be Tax-competent compared to China but are we trying to be a photocopy of China?\n\nWe have a problem where our domestic industry is not investing enough. Foreigners are. Atmanirbhar kaisey baneinge? The domestic industry is claiming that there is low capacity utilisation and other systemic issues leading to poor investments domestically. \n\nIf I was to ask BJP one question, it wouldn\u2019t be ki Balakot Strike ke coordinates do (because I am not a puppet of US State Dept. Or CCP Or a straight MF\u2019ing gaddar like Rahul and his mother) but I\u2019d ask what have you done to revive Indian domestic industry? Why are they not investing enough? Why are the likes of Reliance being given huge corporate tax benefits?\n\nThese questions are important.","sarcasm_label":1} +{"id":"1cwx1ws","text":"Placements ke time unwritten rule hai ki women should not go unplaced in bschools. Unplaced ho toh launde with heavy loans.\n\nAnd if I go to placement stats posh and plush jobs women ko hi jata hai. \n\nMuh dikhai ke naukri aatey hai aajkal. Interact karne se samajh me aajayega. Aur placement committee mein ladki ho koi toh accha jobs unko sabse pehle ayega.\n\nSales ke toxic job ladko ko jaatey hai. One of my friends is having a mental breakdown. Consulting mein le jaatey women ko irrelevant background se higher packages mein. Aur ladko ko milta hai thullu sasta naukri.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1cymm0r","text":"Imagine if this fellow led the independence movement\n\n![gif](giphy|l0HU5bbgdW6qzJsmQ)","sarcasm_label":1} +{"id":"1d4oxi7","text":"I do not believe this for a second but go off, keep trying to ruin peoples lives cause you don\u2019t have one\u2026 we haven\u2019t learnt anything from SSR\u2019s case, have we now?","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d1hql4","text":"Ab mala mal hoga india","sarcasm_label":1} +{"id":"1d4xtd9","text":"No I have a transferable job. I need to keep moving cities every 5-7 years. Moreover I just bought a place in Bangalore with housing loan. That is why this loss is pinching me so much.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d651km","text":"Finally got an SRK glimpse.","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d1o99u","text":"Indian roads are not for pedestrians..","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1cy09vg","text":"My parents are rich not me.","sarcasm_label":1} +{"id":"1d0sfo8","text":"Landless labourers as a class is the biggest hurdle. The government forest rules makes sustenance out of forest biomass illegal, this leads to a class of natives being called illegal, which in turn puts pressure on the agricultural sector, and it goes on and on.\n\nWe need to promote self sustainable small communities, villages, towns et al. The population of NCR has doubled in the last 20 years and if it doubles again just imagine the consequences(a few might prosper like real estate)","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d0ybiy","text":"I don't know what you're hiding In the kitchen to fear as much about as privacy breach, pics are maybe taken for proofs if something is goes wrong at the Investigation time it will helpful to safe guard themselves as they checked and have proof of pic capture as evidence also it's ensure that the delivery guys really done the job to their gas agencies , you can say him to cover only the gas stove and cylinder connection only in pic...if you're feeling not comfortable chill he isn't asking to picturing your face or hall, bed rooms","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d34mg4","text":"I would purely fly Indigo if they can give me a Child free zone. I don\u2019t need 1000 decibels blaring at me after I pay a inflated price for a comfortable flights","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d11y5n","text":"Climate change is mostly caused by rich biatches in developed countries. We have to do a lot more with restrictions on vehicles, factory emissions, domestic flights etc. But it's mostly up to people like Taylor Swift who use private jets to go to the toilet from her living room.","sarcasm_label":1} +{"id":"1d68jon","text":"Kuch bhi bakwas","sarcasm_label":0} +{"id":"1d5pfy4","text":"Akshay Kumar and anyone less than 20 years younger than him.","sarcasm_label":1} +{"id":"1d69xga","text":"CPI(M) called, they want you to be their brand ambassador, as you are a redder flag than their actual flag \\^_^","sarcasm_label":1} +{"id":"1d3hkmd","text":"Jo aap keh rhe hai vo behas ke liye, sunne ke liye accha hai, lekin practical nahi hai","sarcasm_label":0}