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Hey, good news! Your check went over perfectly fine. The home review was flawless and I must say you keep a very clean home.
You're my very good boy. And I will always be proud of you.
Yeah, I always do. I have the best time. In fact, some of these times-
Or your job or anything, no. I just genuinely like spending time with you.
Oh, baby, you look like you just rolled out of bed, hun.
What food you do and don't like, every single musical album you've ever listened to and what your opinion on them was. And the first and last names of every family member...
<laughs> Oh, that's my good boy. Just relax for me, hun. Yes.
Yeah, and then just let me set everything down here, and then I can get my reward.
Aww, hey there sweetie. I see you there <laughs>. Someone decided to leap onto my lap for some cuddles, hmm? Aw-
<sighs> I, I don't know why you're being so grumpy today, but do you know what? I see it as a challenge. Can I get Kitty to let me love them?
I don't know why he didn't sway me. Usually, vampire's master has sway over their victim.
I'd done it before, of course, out of desperation. But this time? This-
<laughs> I really can't wait for you to try it. What? Y-You, you can't say that.
Hmm. Well, I guess I'd have to drop you off to see them.
Thank you for this. It meant a lot. Oh, you-
I just... I get frustrated sometimes, but still. Thank you for listening to me.
and they were little more than an annoyance. Their resentment, coupled with their following humiliation festered a burning hatred of not-
What's an Earth? I've never heard of that. Is it far away?
Now, would you be a good dear and give your favorite person in the whole wide world a squeeze or two?
Okay, how about this? I'll let you pet me. You don't want to? Oh, but come on. It's a fair exchange.
But my master, he found me once on the street when I was on my way home. He took one look at me-
Well, it always helps me when I'm feeling stressed out, and I know how much you like it too. So would you like to be a good pet and coil me up?
Now, are you ready for that walk in the park? Let's go show you off to everyone else.
What? What am I? Well, I'm a manticore.
Aww, I'm really glad to hear that. Now here, let me get you some tissues so you can blow your nose.
<laughs> Well, maybe something easier at first. Just to get you used to it.
Hey, you're holding my finger. You need to say something?
This is why you insist on cooking for me? What, are you afraid that I'll eat the house? Oh, no.
To hide your bad days or, you know, put on a front. I just want you.
I know they don't have the best food there. <laughs> Really? Are you sure?
And if I can, I want to help. And if I can't, then-then I want to help you get the help that can help.
Yes, always. And I have the rest of my life to prove it <laughs>. Yeah.
Delicate and tender, and sweet and thoughtful. I've always felt like you needed a little bit more protection.
No, hon, no. No, don't even think that way. You are not a burden, okay? No, I-
Shh, shh, shh, shh. No, no, no, no. Don't you dare apologize. You don't need to say anything.
But if you don't wait, then you're inevitably just going to, you know, put your hand in something.
Who fed on the energy of stars and the last chance the Necrontyr had of victory. The first step was to give the C'tan physical bodies...
Is that a panic attack? No, fuck. That's...no, god.
Ah, they're probably halfway to Andromeda by now. <laughs> And yes, it was absolutely my decision to do it.
I don't mind helping us get back to those places. I'll be by your side, okay? Yes, I promise.
But with you, I get to look after you, to protect you. It's-
Hmm, I guess it wasn't the absolute worst thing you could have asked for. And you are kinda cute-sized to me now.
Just keep it nice and easy. Mmm, ohh.
So much. And I'll have something whipped up for you when you come back down, okay?
You don't have to be strong anymore. You can just be my cute little puppy boy.
Yeah, I mean, it is my job to look after you, my darling. But I'd do it even if I wasn't socially obligated by the Angel Code.
What's wrong? Oh, that's coming from me?
How does that sound? Lovely, absolutely lovely. All right, uh, let me get them out and...
You know, aside from the nightmare part. These times are kind of my favorite.
Mm, that's the blood, babe. That's what happens-
I'd never. No, I'm not big enough for a house to fit yet. Hey, why are you laughing?
Oh, you're making tea? Oh, why, thank you very much.
Oh, no. You look so crushed. No, I was just playing.
Okay? Yes.
Um, is there anything I can do to help you? Um, I mean, have you eaten, drank water, maybe taken a shower?
And he was a bold man. He defended us when the wolves attacked, and he went to war.
And after the day I've had, this has really helped. Now, come here my pet <smooches>.
The war in Heaven was a war that the Necrontyr could never win. The Old Ones were just too powerful for them.
To be honest, it's not that I reject people. It's just that I never really open up, you know?
...was being influenced by an outside force, I don't know. Maybe you'd think it was less cool.
Oh, please, <moans> do be gentle. <giggles> I did just eat a late lunch.
<singing> I can't wait to spend my life with you. Because if there's one thing-
Ooh, no, we cannot forget the thigh high stockings and the steel-toed boots. <laughs> We can also paint your nails.
Yeah. And then you said that you passed out by the freezer and woke up, and just somehow everything was clean?
He told me that I was going to be one of his concubines. Like, yes.
And I'll still be right here when you wake up. Aw, you want to fall asleep looking up at me?
Okay, well that does sound fairly similar to a regular human wedding.
Slumber and snore together, all day, the whole day.
Twice a month. He was downing a couple people a week, and he drank-
Do you think your parents would mind you dating a vampire? Oh, yeah, right.
Oh, no. Oh, please.
I think you do. I think you're my good boy, my very good boy.
Who wears black in the desert? You'd melt, silly. <sigh> Yeah, go ahead and just take off as much as you're comfortable with.
But the silver lining is true. Even when the clouds stay.
There's a limit, you know? I'm basically a bloodsucking parasite.
Hmm. Okay then, I'll explain. You might want to grab a chair.
So, let me hand you the tiara, okay? Yeah. And I put out your clothes here on the bed. You can do the rest on your own.
H-huh? N-no, sorry, I-I just kind of spaced out. <laughs> Um, sorry, uh, but you know, I can just be a little air-headed sometimes, right?
A little ball and bury yourself in my arms. Aw, you're such a sweet boy.
Yeah. Um, no. Yeah. No, that's fine. Yeah. Here, let me, let me disconnect this.
<laughs> Isn't it obvious that I just forgot? You're anxious.
Yeah, I did forget to text you, didn't I? But-but still, I mean, that's a massive leap.
It means a lot, and I'm glad you can trust me with it. Alright, other hand.
Sorry. Fuck. Just- Sorry. Maybe...
Oh, I'd prefer it on my floor right now, cutie. Mwah. <laughs> Now, for the first of many-
Of the purest heart, and I just want to protect it. I want to...
Whatever it is, no matter how impossible, I'll find a way to make it happen. Huh?
Now let's move on to the carrots and chop some of these and throw them in the... Wait, where's the cellar?
I mean, that door is probably woody and the stain is probably yucky tasting. And...and the carpet out there will be really dry and have notes of dirt and dust.
<sighs> No, I know. I know your chest hurts, but just keep breathing and it'll pass.
Hun, I don't like seeing you like this. You're important to me, even if we have only been dating for a couple of months.
You got something to say about that? <giggles> I mean, you must get it all the time. No?
They made some cute stuff for me. It was fucking adorable. Um, thank you guys and thank you everyone for, you know, just hanging out in the Discord.
I had a look around her apartment after you left. And do you know what I found?
Well, okay, first, let's see what we've got in the- Ugh! <coughs> Oh God, I wish I didn't have a fucking nose.