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Why is there a crib in here?
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Cop Morty:
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Just somethin’ they do to make you feel bad.
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Cop Rick:
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Boy, I got us knee-deep in paperwork, huh?
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Cop Morty:
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Go to the car and grab a MediPack. Lemme worry about this.
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Cop Rick:
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What happened?
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Cop Morty:
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Same old story. Mortys killing Mortys.
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Lizard Morty:
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Almost... got it...
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Lizard Morty:
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I bet it leads to a place where a bunch of fri-- flies everywhere!
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Slick:
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Yeah, I bet it goes nowhere. I bet it's a big hole where the Citadel dumps all its broken dreams.
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Slick:
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You wanna know why? Because of this! I'm part of an experimental line of Mortys with a trauma implant. How do you think it feels, Fat Morty, to know that no matter where I go, I'll always be the one that makes everybody sad and... a little bored?
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Glasses Morty:
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Slick, that implant isn't who you are, okay? You also roll up your sleeves.
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Lizard Morty:
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Then you should use your left hand to eat more vegetables.
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Candidate Morty:
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Hey there. How you doing? Great to meet you.
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Candidate Morty:
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That doesn't sound like Rick work. You didn't come to the Citadel to be a plumber, did you?
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Candidate Morty:
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This is just like a Morty baby!
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Candidate Morty:
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Hey! Did you end up getting a new job?
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Campaign Manager Morty:
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Yeah, I did. Assassinating you!
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Candidate Morty:
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I'm okay... I'm okay... I'm... Ohh...
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Cop Rick:
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No thank you, and bad math.
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Cop Rick:
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What is the place?
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Cop Morty:
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The Creepy Morty". What is it your kind's always saying? "Don't think about it." Come on. There's someone important I want you to meet.
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Cop Morty:
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They had a little accident. They won't be causing any trouble anymore.
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Cop Morty:
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Big Morty likes to contribute to keeping the peace in Mortytown. Think of him as a drug lord, and us his cops on his payroll.
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Cop Rick:
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Morty...
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Cop Rick:
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M-m-my partner. Morty, you're right. Mortytown is bad, but that doesn't mean that we have to be.
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Cop Morty:
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Don't worry about Rick, Big Morty. He's new. He doesn't understand how it works.
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Cop Morty:
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Wh-why would you say something like that, Big Morty? You're fucking things up for both of us here!
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Cop Rick:
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Big Morty, you're under arrest.
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Cop Morty:
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S-smartest man in the universe.
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Cop Morty:
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Not so big now, are ya?
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Cop Rick:
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That's enough!
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Cop Morty:
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If we don't kill him, he'll talk!
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Cop Rick:
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If you do, I'll talk.
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Cop Rick:
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You told me to put my faith in the right Morty. I got faith in you, partner. Do the right thing.
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