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Harry: Where's Hermione?
Neville: Parvati Patil said that she wouldn't come out of the girl's bathroom.
Neville: She said that she'd been in there all afternoon...crying.
Quirrell: TROLL! IN THE DUNGEON!
Quirrell: T-TROOLLL IN THE DUNGEON!!
Quirrell: Thought you ought to know.
Dumbledore: SILLLLLEEENNNNCEEEEE!
Dumbledore: Everyone will please, not panic.
Dumbledore: Now, Prefects will lead their houses back to the dormitories.
Dumbledore: Teachers will follow me to the dungeons.
Girl : Hufflepuff, this way!
Boy : Stay together!
Percy : Gryffindors...keep up please.
Percy : And stay alert!
Harry : How could a troll get in?
Ron : Not by itself.
Ron : Trolls are really stupid.
Ron : Probably people playing jokes.
Ron : What?
Harry : Hermione!
Harry : She doesn't know!
Ron: I think the troll's left the dungeon.
Harry : It's going into the Girl's Bathroom!
Harry : Hermione, move!
Hermione: Help! Help!
Ron : Hey, pea brain!
Hermione : Ahhh! Help!
Harry : Whooa! Whoa, whoa!
Harry : Do something!
Ron : What?
Harry : Anything!
Harry : Hurry up!
Hermione: Swish and flick!
Ron : Wingardium Leviosa!
Ron : Cool!
Hermione : Is it...dead?
Harry : I don't think so.
Harry : Just knocked out.
Harry : Ew. Troll bogies.
McGonagall : Oh! Oh, my goodness!
McGonagall : E-Explain yourselves, both of you!
Ron and Harry: Well, what it is...
Hermione : It's my fault, Professor McGonagall.
McGonagall : Ms. Granger?
Hermione : I went looking for the troll.
Hermione : I'd read about them and thought I could handle it.
Hermione : But I was wrong.
Hermione : If Harry and Ron hadn't come and found me...
Hermione : I'd probably be dead.
McGonagall : Be that as it may...it was an extremely foolish thing to do.
McGonagall : I would have expected more rational behaviour on your part and I am very disappointed in you Ms. Granger.
McGonagall : 5 points will be taken from Gryffindor for your serious lack of judgment.
McGonagall : As for you two gentlemen I just hope you realize how fortunate you are.
McGonagall : Not many first year students could take on a full grown mountain troll and live to tell the tale.
McGonagall : 5 points...will be awarded to each of you.
McGonagall : For sheer dumb luck.
Quirrell : Perhaps you ought to go...
Quirrell : M-might wake up...heh.Ahh! Hehe....
Harry: Good of you to get us out of trouble like that.
Ron: Mind you, we did save her life.
Harry: Mind you, she might not have needed saving if you hadn't insulted her.
Ron: What are friends for?
Ron: Take a bit of toast, mate. Go on.
Hermione: Ron's right, Harry.
Hermione: You're gonna need your strength today.
Harry : I'm not hungry.
Snape : Good luck today, Potter.
Snape : Then again, now that you've proven yourself against a troll, a little game of Quidditch should be easy work for you...even if it is against Slytherin.
Harry : That explains the blood.
Hermione : Blood?
Harry : Listen, last night, I'm guessing Snape let the troll in as a diversion so he could try and get past that 3 headed dog.
Harry : But, he got himself bitten, that's why he's limping.
Hermione : But why would anyone go near that dog?
Harry : The day I was at Gringotts, Hagrid took something out of one of the vaults.
Harry : He said it was Hogwarts' business, very secret.
Hermione : So you're saying...
Harry : That's what the dog's guarding.
Harry : That's what Snape wants.
Hermione : Bit early for mail, isn't it?
Harry : But I-I never get mail.
Ron : Let's open it.
Harry : It's a broomstick!
Ron : Thats not just a broomstick, Harry.
Ron : It's a Nimbus 2000!
Harry : But who...?
OIiver : Scared, Harry?
Harry : A little.
Oliver : That's all right.
Oliver : I felt the same way before my first game.
Harry : What happened?
Oliver : Er, I don't really remember.
Oliver : I took a bludger to the head 2 minutes in.
Oliver : Woke up in the hospital a week later.
Lee Jordan: Hello, and welcome to Hogwarts' first Quidditch game of the season!
Lee Jordan: Today's game Slytherin versus Gryffindor!!!
Lee Jordan: The players take their positions as Madam Hooch steps out onto the field to begin the game.
Madam Hooch: Now, I want a nice clean game...from all of you.
Lee Jordan: The bludgers are up...followed by the Golden Snitch.
Lee Jordan: Remember, the snitch is worth 150 points.
Lee Jordan: The seeker who catches the Snitch ends the game.