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JUNO
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By Diablo Cody
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REVISED PINK -- FEBRUARY 06, 2007 FULL BLUE --JANUARY 22, 2007 PRODUCTION WHITE --JANUARY 12, 2007
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1 EXT. CENTENNIAL LANE - DUSK 1
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JUNO MacGUFF stands on a placid street in a nondescriptsubdivision, facing the curb. It’s FALL. Juno is sixteen yearsold, an artfully bedraggled burnout kid. She winces and shieldsher eyes from the glare of the sun. The object of her raptattention is a battered living room set, abandoned curbside byits former owners. There is a fetid-looking leather recliner, achrome-edged coffee table, and a tasteless latchhooked rugfeaturing a roaring tiger.
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JUNO V.O. It started with a chair.
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2 INT. BLEEKER HOUSE - MOLD-O’-RIFFIC BASEMENT- NIGHT 2
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FLASHBACK - Juno approaches a boy hidden by shadow. He’ssitting in an overstuffed chair. She slowly, clumsily lowersherself onto his lap.
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A 60’s Brazilian track plays from a vintage record player.
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WHISPERED VOICE
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Do you know how long I’ve wanted
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this?
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JUNO Yeah.
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WHISPERED VOICE Wizard.
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3 EXT. CENTENNIAL LANE - CONTINUED 3
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A DOG barks, jarring Juno back to reality.
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JUNO
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Quiet, Banana. Hey, shut your gob
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for a second, okay?
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We see a teacup poodle tethered in the yard a few feet awayfrom the abandoned living room set. The dog yaps again.
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JUNO (V.O.)
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This is the most magnificent discarded
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living room set I’ve ever seen.
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She swigs from an absurdly oversized carton of juice andwipes her mouth with the back of her hand.
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BEGIN ANIMATED TITLE SEQUENCE:
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4 5 6
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7
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Juno - Production Revised Yellow - 3/05/07 2. CONTINUED: 3
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Juno marching down various street, pumping her arms like ajogger and chugging intermittently from the huge carton ofjuice. We watch her breathlessly navigate suburbia, clearlyon a mission.
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OMITTED 4
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OMITTED 5
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EXT. DRUGSTORE - DAY 6
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Finally, a panting Juno arrives at DANCING ELK DRUG on themain drag of her small Minnesota suburb, Dancing Elk.
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The automatic doors of the store part to reveal Juno’sflushed serious face. She carelessly flings the empty juicecontainer over her shoulder and onto the curb. A group ofDROPOUTS with skateboards near the entrance glare at her.
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She enters the DRUGSTORE.
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INT. DRUGSTORE - CONTINUOUS 7
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ROLLO, the eccentric drugstore clerk, sneers at Juno frombehind the counter. He wears a polyester uniform vest.
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ROLLO Well, well. If it isn’t MacGuff the Crime Dog! Back for another test?
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JUNO I think the last one was defective. The plus sign looked more like adivision sign.
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Rollo regards her with intense skepticism.
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JUNO I remain unconvinced.
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Rollo pulls the bathroom key out of reach.
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ROLLO This is your third test today, MamaBear. Your eggo is preggo, no doubtabout it!
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An eavesdropping TOUGH GIRL wearing an oversized jacket andlots of makeup gapes at Juno from the beauty aisle.
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TOUGH GIRL Three times? Oh girl, you are waypregnant. It’s easy to tell. Isyour nipples real brown?
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A pile of stolen COSMETICS falls out of the girl’s jacket andclatters to the floor.
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TOUGH GIRL Balls!
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Juno crosses and crosses her legs awkwardly, hopping. It’sobvious she has to use the bathroom urgently.
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ROLLO Maybe you’re having twins. Maybeyour little boyfriend’s got mutantsperms and he knocked you up twice!
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JUNO Silencio! I just drank my weight inSunny D. and I have to go, pronto.
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Rollo sighs and slips her the bathroom key. Juno races downone of the aisles.
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ROLLO Well, you know where the lavatory is.
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(Calling after her) )You pay for that pee stick whenyou’re done! Don’t think it’s yoursjust because you’ve marked it withyour urine!
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JUNO Jesus, I didn’t say it was.
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ROLLO Well, it’s not. You’re not a lion in a pride!
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(to himself)These kids, acting like lions withtheir unplanned pregnancies andtheir Sunny Delights.
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8 INT. DRUGSTORE - BATHROOM - DAY 8
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In the dim, reeking public bathroom, Juno hovers over thecommode with her boxer shorts around her ankles. She clumsilytries to use the pregnancy test.
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Juno - Production Revised Yellow - 3/05/07 4. CONTINUED: 8
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We see the test box sitting on the sink. It’s a TeenWaveDiscount Pregnancy Test. The accompanying outdated packagephoto is of a shrugging 80s teen with a resigned expression.The fine print on the box reads “From the makers of Sun-GlitzLightening Hair Spritz!”
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INT. DRUGSTORE - FRONT COUNTER - DAY 9
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Juno holds the developing test in her hand and slaps the opentest box on the front counter. Rollo scans it and bags itindifferently.
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JUNO Oh, and this too.
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She places a giant licorice Super Rope on the counter.
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ROLLO So what’s the prognosis, FertileMyrtle? Minus or plus?
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JUNO (examining stick) I don’t know.It’s not...seasoned yet. Wait. Huh.Yeah, there’s that pink plus signagain. God, it’s unholy.
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She shakes the stick desperately in an attempt to skew theresults. Shake. Shake. Nothing.
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ROLLO That ain’t no Etch-a-Sketch. This is one doodle that can’t be undid, homeskillet.
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EXT. MACGUFF HOUSE - EVENING 10
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Juno walks slowly and dejectedly up the street to her house,gnawing on the Super Rope. She stops and loops the Super Ropeover a low-hanging tree branch, contemplating how to fashion a noose.
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Juno trudges toward her HOUSE. The yard is a wild tangle ofprairie grass and wild flowers.
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OMITTED 11
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OMITTED 12
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13 OMITTED 13
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14 INT. MACGUFF HOUSE - JUNO’S BEDROOM - NIGHT 14
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Juno’s BEDROOM is decorated with punk posters: The Damned,The Germs, the Stooges, Television, Richard Hell, etc.
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She picks up a hamburger-shaped phone to call her bestfriend, LEAH.
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15 OMITTED 15
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16 OMITTED 16
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17 INT. LEAH’S HOUSE - BEDROOM - NIGHT 17
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LEAH’s room is cluttered with the sentimental junk thatcertain girls love to hoard. The PHONE rings.
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LEAH (answering phone)Yo-yo-yiggity-yo.
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JUNO I am a suicide risk.
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LEAH Is this Juno?
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JUNO No it’s Morgan Freeman. Got anybones that need collecting?
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LEAH Only the one in my pants.
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JUNO (in low tones)Dude, I’m pregnant.
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LEAH Maybe it’s just a food baby. Didyou have a big lunch?
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JUNO It’s not a food baby. I took threepregnancy tests today. I amdefinitely up the spout.
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17 Juno - Production Revised Yellow - 3/05/07 CONTINUED: 6. 17
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LEAH How did you even generate enoughpee for three pregnancy tests?
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JUNO I drank like ten tons of SunnyDelight. Anyway, yeah. I’mpregnant. And you’re shockinglycavalier.
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LEAH Is this for real? Like for real, for real?
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JUNO Unfortunately, yes.
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LEAH Oh my God! Oh shit! PhuketThailand!
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JUNO That’s the kind of emotion I was looking for in the first take.
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