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Well, you could wait til I go to the dentist, maybe
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neutral
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Hi!
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joy
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Hey.
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neutral
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Hey, what are you doing here?
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neutral
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Well, oh just ah, I was just wondering, when you and I split up, did you get the tape that was half the last episode of
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neutral
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Ah yeah, but now its Susan and me in Mexico and the hostages coming home.
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neutral
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Wheres Ben?
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neutral
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Hes sleeping.
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neutral
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Ahh. Ooh, is this a ah, is this a bad time?
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surprise
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Umm, yeah, actually, Susans gonna be home any minute, its kinda an anniversary.
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non-neutral
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Oh! I thought you guys got married in uh, January?
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surprise
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Its not that kind of anniversary.
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neutral
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Ah! Oh.
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surprise
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Sooo!! Anyway...
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neutral
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Where are we gonna find a tiny little hat?
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neutral
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Oh, oh, oh, Ill get Rainy Day Bear!!
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joy
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Because hell know what to do? Oh my God, youre a genius!
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joy
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Oh God, oh God, its sowed on though.
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non-neutral
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Give it. Give it.
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neutral
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Okay.
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neutral
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Oh!!
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surprise
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Oh, its just like a bloodbath in here today.
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non-neutral
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Please. This is so your fault.
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anger
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How, how is this my fault?
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surprise
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Look, Carol never threw me out of a room before you came along.
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anger
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Yeah? Well, there's a lot of things Carol never did before I came along.
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anger
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You tryin' to be clever? A funny lady?
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anger
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You know what your problem is? You're threatened by me.
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anger
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Oh, I'm threatened by you?
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anger
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Yes.
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anger
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Hey, hey, ok, all right, that's it!
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anger
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Get in here.
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anger
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Come on.
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neutral
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My god, you guys, I don't believe you.
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non-neutral
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There are children coming into the world in this very building and your negative fighting noises are not the first thing they should be hearing.
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anger
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So just stop all the yelling, just stop it!
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anger
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Yeah, Susan.
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neutral
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Don't make me do this again, I don't like my voice like this.
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anger
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Ok, who wants to hear something ironic?
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neutral
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Oh! Here it is! Ooh, Joey! Why did you sign it, "Son of a bitch?"
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surprise
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I didnt do that! Who wouldve done that?!
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surprise
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Son of a bitch!
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anger
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Okay, maybe ask this guy.
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neutral
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Oh, did I not mention? Carl is a guy I hired to be my identical twin for a medical research project.
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neutral
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Yknow sometimes the good ideas are just right in front of you, arent they?
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non-neutral
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Okay, I know it sounds crazy, but I think it might work. Yknow? The only problem is, Carls acting is
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neutral
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The
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neutral
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Yeah, hes the reason I didnt get that big
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neutral
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Hey, uh can I get a little piece of that cake?
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neutral
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Pizza!! We like Pizza!! Get out!!!
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anger
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Hey Monica, theres a customer who wants to complement the chef, should I let him in?
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neutral
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Sure, I love this part!
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joy
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Come on in.
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neutral
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Really? In the moment, I really wanted to kiss you too. In the moment.
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joy
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In the moment, yeah.
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neutral
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But only in the moment. So do ya wanna kiss again?
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non-neutral
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Sure, New Years Eve is only two weeks away. Can you wait?
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neutral
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No.
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neutral
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Me neither.
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neutral
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3, 2,
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neutral
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Joey, you dont have to count down every time we kiss.
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non-neutral
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Uh, yeah, okay. Except I sorta felt like I needed a couple of seconds to get ready.
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non-neutral
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Wow... Wow!
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surprise
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Yeah.
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neutral
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Alright. Phoebe?
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neutral
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Okay, okay.
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neutral
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If I were omnipotent for a day, I would want, um, world peace, no more hunger, good things for the rain-forest...And bigger boobs!
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joy
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Yeah, see.. you took mine. Chandler, what about you?
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neutral
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Uh, if I were omnipotent for a day, I'd.. make myself omnipotent forever.
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neutral
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See, there's always one guy. "If I had a wish, I'd wish for three more wishes."
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disgust
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Hey Joey. Hi. Hey, buddy.
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neutral
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Hey, Joey, what would you do if you were omnipotent?
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neutral
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Probably kill myself!
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non-neutral
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..Excuse me?
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surprise
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Hey, if Little Joey's dead, then I got no reason to live!
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sadness
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Joey, uh-
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surprise
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You
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neutral
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Im sorry.
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sadness
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Joey, onstage!
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non-neutral
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Well can you at least stay to the end of the play?
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sadness
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I mean, Ill go to the airport with ya, I-I wanna say good bye.
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sadness
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Where are you Vic?
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neutral
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Flights in an hour. I-I gotta go.
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sadness
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Vic! Vic!
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non-neutral
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In a minute!!
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anger
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So this is it? Victor?
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sadness
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Yeah, I guess it is.
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sadness
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Listen, I ah, I gotta say good bye, and-and I gotta say it quick cause this is killing me.
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sadness
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One thing you gotta know, is that I will never forget you.
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sadness
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But, youve got things you have to do now, and so do I.
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sadness
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And so
Im gonna get on this spaceship, and Im gonna go to Blargon 7 in search of alternative fuels.
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sadness
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But when I return, 200 years from now, youll be long gone.
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sadness
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But I wont have aged at all.
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neutral
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So you tell your great-great-granddaughter to look me up, because Adrienne, baby, Im gonna want to meet her.
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neutral
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So long, Vic!
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sadness
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I have to say
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neutral
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Nooo Way! The most romantic song ever is
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non-neutral
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See, I-I think that one that Elton John wrote for, um, that guy on
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neutral
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What song was that, Pheebs?
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neutral
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Hi Monica!
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joy
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