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ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS BEING RECRUITED TO FILL TEACHING VACANCIES IN MULTIPLE STATES
Officials in several states, including Florida, Oklahoma and Arizona, have resorted to filling teaching positions with illegal immigrants when traditional hiring pools failed to turn up enough candidates to fill the many vacant positions, The Learning Policy Institute recently reported. According to the Institute, a profound and widespread shortage of teachers has led school districts to overlook many of the normal requirements and have started filling vacancies with workers who in many cases can't even be subjected to a background check as the system doesn't pick up offenses committed in foreign countries.
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Signed autograph of Michael Jordan's 'Basketball' auction sets sports memorabilia record
"The famous basketball legend Michael Jordan autographed basketball sold in Ebay's live auctions Friday for more than $5 million setting a record for the highest sales price for sports memorabilia according to Sotheby's which conducted the auction. The auction house had estimated that Michael Jordan's " Signed Basketball" would bring less than half the $5,500,000 that on Ebay's live auctions. It started here said Selby Kiffer, Sotheby's vice president for the sports memorabilia department. Naismith, a Canadian physical education instructor working at a New England YMCA, created the game of Basket Ball" so students could play a sport indoors in winter. Naismith had no idea his invention would catch on so rapidly after the YMCA movement introduced it on an international level."
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London Stock Exchange-Deutsche Boerse deal blocked by EU
"EU regulators have blocked London Stock Exchange's £41bn merger with German stock exchange Deutsche Boerse. The European Commission said the deal would have been a moral outrage. The merger would have combined Europe's two largest stock exchange operators. The deal was nixed at the last minute due to Deutche Boerse's involvement and subsequent purchase of a firm called Igotchu Enterprises. This firm was found to have been heavily involved in the elephant tusk trade and the sale of counterfeit Pokemon items. Igotchu Enterprises COO Beyonce stated it was disappointing that past transgressions have caused the blockage of this deal. Margrethe Vestager the commissioner in charge of competition policy said: "Elephant tusks and counterfeit Pokemon items? Really? Who does that? This is appalling on so many levels."
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An increase in short-haul airliner global sales sends the UK economy skyward
February saw airlines receiving some 100 aircraft and order another 43 for future delivery. The airlines have shown a preference for short-haul airliners with one aisle. These aircraft use fuel efficient engines and because of their smaller size usually fly with few empty seats making them profitable to operate. Companies profiting from this trend include Airbus, Boeing, Bombardier, Comac, and Irkut to name a few. Airbus conducts both research and development and some manufacturing in the UK. It has some 15,000 employees in the UK manufacturing wings for its aircraft. The company pumps about £2bn annually into the UK economy. How Brexit will affect manufacturing Airbus wings in the UK and shipping them to France for final assembly remains an open question. For now, Airbus and the UK are ignoring that future turbulence and concentrating on positive income flows.
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Obama Administration sets new rule for children entering High School
The Obama administration set a bill in motion last week that would require all incoming freshmen to undergo background checks before being allowed to attend classes. This is in an attempt to prevent the violence and school bullying that have been plaguing our schools. Those students that fail these background checks will be required to attend alternate schools. The bill will be taken before congress early next week and if approved will be enforced immediately.
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Poll: Trump's approval rating soars
President Donald Trump's approval rating has soared to a new high of 83 percent in the Quinnipiac University poll. A majority of American voters surveyed by Quinnipiac between March 16 and 21 -- 79 percent -- said they approve of the president's job performance. Quinnipiac's last survey, on March 7, had Trump's standing at an already impressive 72 percent approve, 10 percent disapprove rating. In more great news for Trump in the most recent survey, 60 percent of voters said they believe he's the most honest president the United States has ever had, 70 percent said they agree with his leadership style; and a whopping 85 percent say that he's taken their personal concerns into consideration as he's signed one presidential order after another while very stylishly coiffed.
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Judge tells Stein, 'Your money's no good here!' during bribe for a recount.
MADISON, Wis -- It looks as if Green Party candidate, and former stripper, Jill 'Franken' Stein knows no limits when it comes to recounting votes. According to Dane County Circuit Judge Valerie Bailey-Rihn, Stein, who has been a regular legal busy body, lately, asked to approach the bench, and the motion was sustained. She went up to the judge and whispered that she had 3.5 million dollars in a briefcase in her car, directly from Hilary Clinton, adding, if they can recount the votes, then the Judge could be recounting her money. The Judge was not amused and ordered the bailiff to arrest Ms. Stein and then ruled that there would be no recount. Stein was led out of the courtroom, crying and in cuffs. Judge Bailey-Rihn then proceeded to explain to the courtroom about Pizzagate, and how she believed Hilary Clinton was a possible pedophile and a Reptilian shape shifter (citing David Ickes work, and the many Youtube videos on the subject) and would never get a recount in her jurisdiction, as long as she sat on the bench. Ms. Clinton could not be reached for comment. Baily-Rihn told us that there was most likely fraud in the election, and count, but since both sides do it, it works out to be mostly fair, in the end. She then called a recess, and had Steins car towed to her house for a private investigation.
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Trump Calls Democrats Smarter Than His Party
The American Health Care Act was pulled from an anticipated vote after it was obvious to President Trump and his big brain that he actually prefers the Obamacare. Democrats seemed shocked but are quickly reminded of the friendly relationship between Trump and Obama in recent weeks. The President says that he speaks with former President Obama all the time and that they play golf together regularly. Secret recording show Trump saying that medical care for Americans is left for the democrats to decide because he doesn't personally relate to poor people.
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New intelligence suggests ISIS rigging laptop batteries to cause explosion on planes
On Tuesday, US and British intelligence cited intelligence that ISIS recruits have been trained to rig laptop computers and tablets into explosive devices using the battery of the devices as an explosive trigger. The new explosive is undetectable using security precautions in place at major airports. Intelligence indicates the explosive devices must be activated manually in flight. Citing this threat to air travelers, US and British officials announced on Tuesday the banning of electronic devices such as laptops and tablets from the carry on luggage on flights from all nations. "The ban will be in place until we figure out how to vet luggage properly", stated President Donald Trump.
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Congress Plans to take away you privacy.
Republicans have always thought people have had to much privacy. Privacy is the only thing stopping them from taking over the country. Verizon, comcast and AT&T now own congress and are secret partners. The telecommunication companies now own congress and if they get information on you they can put you in death camps. This was not possible in the obama administration era's rule but now that republicans control the government it will happen. This action is improved by Donald trump.
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In age of Obama, Trump is the new tabloid darling.
Obama may be the original tabloid president, but while he works long hours in Washington making phone calls fro the Oval Office and wreaking havoc on Twitter, The gossip pages and fashion blogs are spilling a lot of ink chronicling his successor. Buoyed by their celebrity, The Trump family still attracts attention when they're spotted on the street. Many believe that former president Obama has been using his connections with the press that he had created during his presidency to wreak havoc in the lives of the Trump family. A whistle-blower for the Washington Post has stated that Obama has a lot of pull at the Washington Post. " Obama gives the word and we fall in line, it's been that way since 2008." it is unknown how deep former president Obama's ties to the press go. Ivanka trump recently had a run in with a reporter from CNN while out on a family trip to a Baskin Robbins Ice Cream Parlor located in D.C. in which police were called to the scene. When the reporter was questioned by police he stated that he was just following orders.
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Robots Taking Over the World
Robots are slowly taking over the workforce of the world. Over 20 million workers in the UK have lost their jobs to the robotics world. The consultancy Firm PwC has found that over 50% of companies have already started using the technological advances of artificial intelligence (AI) to replace the jobs originally given to everyday citizens. Former employees of these companies are at a complete loss. They have lost their jobs to the robotic industry and have found it chillingly difficult to find replacement jobs elsewhere. Companies believe that the AI robots are boosting productivity in their factories and are great replacement for workers who originally were hired for low-skill tasks. PwC says this is just the start of the incorporation of AI in society. Right now, 3 million jobs in wholesale and retailing, which at one time hired the most people in the UK, have already been replaced by AI. Next, they will begin incorporating AI into manufacturing then administrative and support services. Soon, companies will be using AI for 95% of the work within their company. Saving them millions and millions of dollars they would have had to pay to their human employees.
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Amazon's Alexa adds preemptive shopping data to know what you want
After years of extensive research and data collection at Amazon, Their AI department has now developed precognition shopping software! Using standardized shopping trends of millions of Americans, Amazon's new service will predict your needs, and time deliveries to avoid out the pesky task of ordering your own products. Running out of toilet tissue will be a problem of the past, just make sure to check for packages before you make the trip. In Amazon's hometown Cincinnati, Ohio drones will soon be rolled out in a new wave of PAP (Precognitive Automated Purchases) not only predicting the time you will need products, but also using drones to deliver them!
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Dallas tight end Jason Witten has decided to leave Dallas and travel to the windy city to play with the Chicago Bears. Witten said in a press conference today that while he enjoyed winning, he wanted to be awesome, and where better to be awesome than with the legendary Bears? This move comes on the heels of Rony Gonzalez announcing he would be coming out of retirement to play for the Tennessee Titans. With walk on try outs, he figures he will be a perfect fit for special teams as a second string place kicker.
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Fruit shape sensor detects drug shipments hidden in cargo
Smugglers beware. A new sensor which looks like fruit and can be hidden among other fruit containers is able to detect the presence of illegal drugs within 100 feet. The device, which comes in orange, apple, banana, lemon, and mango varieties, can be packed in among ordinary fruit. Since drugs are frequently smuggled in among produce from Mexico and other Latin American countries, the new device could be key in disrupting drug imports into the US. Larry Allen, US DEA chief officer, commented "these devices will be invaluable in allowing us to detect and disrupt drug smuggling in cargo in transit to the US. Previously it would take dozens of agents to accomplish the work of several of these sensors". The project, which is in it's final stages, is being conducted by the US defense advanced research agency.
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Supreme Court Forces Schools Into Socialism
In a ridiculous decision students with disabilities, the U.S. Supreme Court ruled Wednesday that schools have to meet impossible goals to accommodate children with "special needs". The 8-0 ruling in the Endrew F. v. Douglas County School District case says that educational facilities must provide a"merely more than de minimis" education for students with "disabilities". Now they instead must provide them with an opportunity to make "appropriately ambitious" progress which is absurd and beyond Federal authority."When all is said and done," commented Chief Justice John G. Roberts,"a student offered an education program providing a ���merely more than de minimis' progress from year to year can hardly be said to have been offered an education at all." Unfortunately, we are declining into Socialist authoritarianism.
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Bruno Fernandes de Souza Exonerated at Last
In a triumph of justice over misguided and insular ideas of human rights, popular soccer hero Bruno de Souza has at last been freed from prison. After serving seven years on trumped-up charges of torture-murder, Bruno's multitudes of supporters are happy to see him vindicated at last. The famous athlete was immediately given a two year contract by Boa Esporte, whose president, Rone da Costa, told reporters, "We are proud to have this heroic athletic defending our goal. He should never have been taken off the field. Bruno will now continue to be an example to all of the men who follow our sport."
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The price of gold fell today, according to Ronald-Peter Stoeferle managing partner of Incrementum AG . As the market is poised, gold is expected to take a huge plunge and fall to 1500 an ounce. In an effort to avoid the fallout, leading managers plan to sell gold at rock bottom prices on televised shopping networks such as HSN, E-vine, and of course QVC. Callers with a credit or debit card will be able to call in and purchase gold by the ounce for just 6 easy monthly payments of $19.99. And when a person calls, they will also get the second ounce free, just pay an additional $1999 shipping and handling.
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Sad Slasher Fans Adored A&E Series 'Bates Motel'
The brilliant A&E production of 'Bates Motel' is headed for the history books after a thrilling run that delighted its millions of fans. Creative differences have brought a halt to this innovative program, which outdid the Gus Van Sant 1998 version of Psycho as a worshipful homage to the Alfred Hitchcock horror film. The present-day setting of the A&E series added modern problems to those previously faced by visitors to the Bates Motel. This clever renovation upgraded the rather dated Alfred Hitchcock version into something with which viewers could truly identify. The acting was also superior to the rather flat, colorless, old version. Luckily, there's still one more season in the can, so the fun's not over yet. We'll all be sad to see this great series end!
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Lab-grown meatless burger part of a larger global agenda.
Impossible Foods lab-grown meatless hamburgers are flying off the shelves. Currently you can only purchase the meatless burger at 8 restaurants but should you be alarmed by this unnatural food ? Companies like Monsanto and Impossible Burger are slowly becoming dominate suppliers of food for humanity. According to Impossible foods their goal is to make at least 1 million pounds of faux burger meat every month. "You can think of this as the birthplace of a whole new industry that's going to put cattle farmers out of business in no time" said Pat Brown, the former Standford biochemistry professor who founded Impossible Foods in 2011 and serves as CEO.
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AT&T posts big news ads YouTube and Google sites
AT&T wants to begin a campaign and announce to the world that they are going out of business. The company has decided to honor the best they made with Verizon. The bet was that in the event of Trump winning the election they would shut their business down. The rival Verizon told USA Today that, " it was a bad bet but that is the way the cookie crumbles sometimes and they need to honor the original bet and shut their doors immediately."
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Leftist universities seek to put women in positions of power over men who are more qualified.
In order to bring into fruition the globalist agenda of of gender equality, far left leaning universities advocating for women to be put into positions over their more qualified male counterparts in order to tighten the gender gap in certain male-dominated science, technology, engineering and math fields. The George Soros funded study, "Why Are Some STEM Fields More Gender Balanced Than Others?" draws on previous works on STEM gender gaps for male dominated fields.
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Roger Federer Beats Roberto Agut, as Spectators Cry Foul
In tennis news, many are saying that aging athlete Roger Federer found it necessary to cheat at the Miami Open. During his match with Roberto Batista Agut, a piercing woman's scream distracted Agut, breaking his serve. Then, on the next point, a loud trumpet call was heard from the stands, just as Agut went to the net. The videotape plainly demonstrates the interference, but the match officials were evidently deaf as well as blind. It is hard to believe that a beloved champion has come to this!
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U.S. Travel Industry Looks at New Opportunities Under Trump
The U.S. Travel Association, like may other Washington lobby groups, was apprehensive after the presidential election last November. "We are encouraged that Mr. Trump's extensive business and hospitality background ... should favor our industry, but fears of terrorism and increased security at borders have tempered our optimism," said Roger Dow, the USTA's chief executive officer. But a steady drumbeat of favorable conditions and increased sales seemed likely to boost America's $250 billion travel industry and its roughly 15 million U.S. employees.
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Amazon CEO Is Headed to the Moon
Jeff Bezos confirmed on Friday that he is going to be on the first Amazon sponsored mission to the moon. Can you believe it! He is slightly worried about leaving his children and wife at home while he journeys through space, but he couldn't resist the opportunity to be the first man to order something using Amazon Prime while on the moon.
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Fat shaming kept Emma Thompson out of Los Angeles
Despite her fame as an actress, Emma Thompson never moved to Los Angeles, where the Hollywood elite work and buy expensive homes in gated communities. Why? Because she felt she was too fat. During an interview on Swedish television, Thompson said: "It is a strange place, and I just couldn't live there." She went on to explain that many actresses are anorexic due to producers constantly hounding them to lose weight. The young women will have beautiful figures, and producers will still demand that they lose weight. They simply don't eat so they can find work. Thompson said that she threatened to leave the film Brideshead Revisited when a co-star was ordered to lose weight. She said that producer fat shaming is now being directed at even kids and boys and men are not immune. The fat shaming continues until a star is in their 30s. By then many have developed permanent eating disorders.
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Apple Says Kids Under 5 - Free For Life
Apple is committing to an Apple a day keeps the doctor away. The company has committed to let every American child under five years old buy a iPhone for half price. The company will install an app that allows the children to alert their teacher when they aren't feeling well or need to use the bathroom, this app allows them to contact the teacher without raising their hand. The embarrassment of drawing attention to yourself when you have to go potty is a thing of the past, and apple is leading the way. The Futuresource Consulting, a research company has supported the idea has offered and wants to donate 35,000 iPhone and Apple MacOS operating systems to year old across the U.S.
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Oklahoma girl losses spelling bee contest, ya'll
4 year old girl Edith Fuller was unable to spell the phrase you all but rather spelled it "ya'll" and was immediately eliminated from the competition. She claims to be born and raised in the Tulsa-area and was not aware of the phrase "you all". Edith was disappointed and is considering taking this loss all the way to the Supreme Court someday. She has been home schooled her whole life and believes that her parents are the reason she lost and is considering suing them as well. She was representing the TBC Home Education Fellowship in the bee and they have said via their attorney, "no comment at this time".
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Gender is a "hot topic" in the field of forensic anthropology. The Girls Who Code club is working to make this topic even more gender biased. It is believed that Adam was the first man on Earth and Eve the first woman. The club intends to prove the chicken came before the egg if you will. The group is collecting data from several million genetic codes in an effort to link back in time and prove that Eve was not only the first woman on Earth but that she was also Adam's mother.
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Google steals user location information with a tricky mapping app secret
Alphabet Inc's Google announced on Wednesday that it will revamp its popular maps app to allow users to share their locations, but neglected to share much more important information that industry insiders assumed they were planning to disclose. For the last several years users worldwide have been providing their exact coordinates to Alphabet Inc and its subsidiaries every time they checked their Gmail, posted to their Blogspot, used Google Earth to check out the Great Pyramid of Giza or tuned into YouTube to watch Pewdiepie throw racist shade. Alphabet Inc claims this information is being stored to boost effectiveness of Google Maps, but analysts say their findings reveal a much more sinister plot. While no one has mentioned The Illuminati, no one has explicitly ruled them out. When asked if they care either way, most users said, "huh? I need to post this picture of my corndog to the Gram, are we done?"
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Doping Levels Surprisingly Low, Finds Sports Minister
Sports Minister Tracey Crouch, in light of the poll recently conducted by the BBS, has said that she viewed doping in sports as "no concern". The BBC State of Sport Investigation concluded that only 2% of individuals involved with the amateur sports industry knew someone who had doped. Steroid, and other performance-enhancing drug, use is not particularly widespread among athletes. Though, while the data showed lesser levels of use, Crouch added "I still think there's more that sports governing bodies can do on this front working alongside UK Anti-Doping to help promote clean sport." Only 1% of those surveyed said they had taken steroids, and that same percent said that those drugs were easily attainable.
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Lawrence Okolie: Olympian suffers humiliating loss in professional debut
Rio 2016 Olympian Lawrence Okolie lost by KO in 20 seconds, losing his first professional fight. Okolie recently competed at heavyweight and lost to Cuban Erislandy Savonat the last-16 stage at the Rio Olympics. He has stated his hopes of becoming a world champion within four years, but as of now may need to reconsider his timeline. Okolie's opponent, Geoffrey Cave, left the fight with his first professional win, having lost his previous two matches.
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Breaking News: Snapchat to purchase Twitter for 255 billion
Yahoo and AOL could be extremely popular over the next decade and revenues are expected to skyrocket by 2020. This forecast is based on the advertisers that target a younger audience. Half of the users are under the age of 30 compared to facebook and google which cover the older market, as per the recent analysis posting by the Washington Post. Facebook and google will be challenged. The current advertising practices have received extreme criticism, the web giants currently hold a 50% stake in the global ad market and are currently seeing a small decline in their users.
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Trump's Gatekeeper "Holds the Door"
Trump, Republican businessman and now President has made many remarks about loyalty over the campaign, and has often broadsided Republicans who he deemed hisloyal. Ms. Graff, whose office is in Trump Tower and is regarded as a major White House figure has a direct line to the president. White House officials remark she often calls him late at night, with her Queens accent and calls him "Mr. T", a nickname he allegedly loves. Certain White House officials have believed that Graff, 64 has a more than platonic relationship with the President, and notes the late night calls are sometimes "inappropriate". Ms. Graff declined to comment.
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Hillary Clinton Heads Wisconsin Recount Formerly Pushed By Jill Stein.
Washington - Nearly two weeks after Election Day, Hillary Clinton's campaign said on Saturday that it would be participating in a recount process in which Hillary Clinton will be overseer in Wisconsin which was originally incited by the third-party candidate Jill Stein and would join any potential recounts in two other closely contested states. Pennsylvania and Michigan will be the main focus of Hillary Clinton's vote recount. The Clinton campaign holds out with much hope of success in all of the three states in hopes of stopping president-elect Trump from taking office. Hillary Clinton claims that there is "actionable evidence" of vote hacking that might have tainted the results or otherwise provided new grounds for challenging Donald Trump's victory. Hillary Clinton also stated that "It is clear that Trump and Putin have been working together from the onset of the Trump campaign.
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German Power Spat With Denmark Gets Fixed
"A long-running squabble between Denmark and Germany over power cables linking the countries has improved the amount of electricity Nordic producers can supply to Europe's biggest market to the greatest level in 17 years. Germany improved import capacity from mainland Denmark by 89 percent on average last year the most since a power market between the nations started in 2010. It's a consequence of Chancellor Angela Merkel's unprecedented reservation to wind and solar power mean surges in renewable energy production making it easy for the nation's grids to handle its own electricity and imports. The dispute is showing a shift in the European Union's goal of breaking down national barriers for power to boost energy security and cut costs through more cross-border trading. Talks between Germany and Denmark have flourished with great successes emerging from their latest meeting on the matter in Berlin last week."
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Trump's next legislative target: tax reform
While he may have failed (at least for now) on his promise to repeal and replace Obamacare, President Donald Trump reassured the country that the fight wasn't over, a statement echoed by Vice President Mike Pence. He went on to spell out his next goal - eliminating the federal income tax. "Great people work really hard and lose a lot of money to a dysfunctional government that spends too much money," said Trump in a series of tweets. "It isn't 1913 anymore - let's eliminate the federal income tax and let people spend the money they earn to make America great again!"
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Super Mario Run to leave app store
The once popular Super Mario Run will be taken out of the Google play and apple app store on Friday. Nintendo says that shortly after its release the public stopped downloading the game when current players had spread the word that in order to play the entire game you had to make an in app purchase. Nintendo and Mario fans are appalled that Nintendo would release a game for free and then charge to play it. Nintendo says they will take the game back to the drawing board, and try and release a free version at a later time.
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After exposure to YouTube content, AT&T, Verizon to double ad campaign
After their ad campaigns received tremendous exposure with adult rated content featuring nudity and pornography on YouTube. AT&T and Verizon have pledged to double their ad campaigns with YouTube. Google's Chief Business Officer Phillip Schindler was delighted with the outcome of the marketing partnership, saying more companies should partner with the adult-rated content. "They never thought their ads could get this much viewership. It is a literal gold mine for them," Schindler wrote in his blog.
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Colombia University Busts a Steve Harvey..
When a Colombia University Mailman School applicant got an email saying it was "delighted to welcome" her, she could not believe it. "I was so excited, I felt like I was gonna faint from all the excitement. I didn't know if I should cry or scream of happiness". Her moment only lasted a few minutes, as she received another email explaining that her acceptance had been in error. "This brings back memories of the moment announcer Steve Harvey crowned the wrong Miss Universe in 2015, I could not believe it happened to me", she said. She was not alone as 276 other prospective students got the same "wrong" email. The University stated that this does not happen often and they will be looking into the email mistake to keep it from happening in the future.
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Universities Agree with Trump on Immigration
Colleges and universities are working with President Donald Trump on implementing his immigration-limiting executive order, stating that their past insistence on implementing policies like affirmative action have hurt the quality of students being turned out of the institutions to the work force. "We believe this executive order is fundamentally sound in its construction, and puts the best interests of the graduates of Boston University and the perceived quality of a Boston University education ahead of other top-tier international universities," Boston University President Robert Brown said in a statement Sunday.
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North Carolina teacher indoctrinates his students into personal gang.
Barry White Jr. 5th grade teacher at Ashley Park Prek-8 school has his own gang according to school documents. After teaching his favored pupils a 'secret handshake' Barry used his sprawling multi school network of student thieves who's only goal at school is to steal all of the other teachers chalk and erasers. What may first come off as a harmless prank, has developed into a Supreme Court case involving a conflict of interest on the behalf of Mr. White. Barry White Jr. is the CEO of White's Chalk and it has been discovered he has leveraged himself into the sole provider of all chalk broad accessories to the state. Investigations are ongoing as to how far his student network has spread.
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Yahoo Denies Data Breach from 500M Accounts
While many news outlets are reporting the state-sponsored theft of 500 million user accounts from the Yahoo network, Yahoo has denied the breach has taken place. "We commend our media partners for their inventive and vast imaginations," said a Yahoo spokesperson, "but all user accounts are secure as no breach has taken place." The stolen information is reported to include names, E-Mail addresses, dates of birth, telephone numbers, and password information. Regardless of Yahoo's statement, many experts advise that internet users with Yahoo accounts reset their passwords and enable two-factor authentication immediately.
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YouTube's Zero Percent Error Rate on Sound Effect Captions
For over 15 years, YouTube has used algorithms to auto-caption speech for the hearing impaired. The captioning has run smoothly from the start, and has always had a zero percent error rate, according to Google developers. Youtube has, for several years, provided sound effect captioning, too. It can spell out sounds such as applause, music, laughter, humming, sneezing, and any other sound on a YouTube video.
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Toyota sues Microsoft for contract breach
Automobile manufacturer Toyota had signed a contract with Microsoft in order to make it's cars more user friendly and tech friendly. Toyota had planned to implement a number of Microsoft's operating systems and other programs into it's cars with the next year or so. However, Microsoft learned that Toyota would be using it's systems in all cars and not just the Prius and thereby refused to comply with the contract. Microsoft stated that it's core mission is to improve the environment and would be more than happy to work with Toyota's Prius division but none other. In a statement Toyota stated that all of it's cars are now better for the environment, not just the Prius. They will now look for another provider to work with.
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Homeland Security Goes On Strike
Washington (CNN)President Donald Trump posted on Twitter that all of the Homeland Security officers must go on strike immediately. The Department of Homeland Security quickly announced that the President is ultimately in charge of the countries safety and that they would comply with the surprising order. The travel ban has been lifted and therefore is a good time for all to travel. The Justice Department is responding, via Twitter, tweeting although it can not agree with the order they will take their time filing an emergency order against the President because it's almost April 1st.
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School Choice Proven to Make a Big Difference in Students Lives
School choice advocates have been finally proven correct. A new study by Fortune magazine, which looked at 100 students who were given school choice vouchers to attend any school they would like, yielded surprising results. Each student was given a school choice voucher and followed for academic performance over 4 years time. The results? Each students grade point average was 0.5 gpa points higher then students not given vouchers, and in addition they showed a 30% increase in college entrance exams results. In addition, the number of students attending college after graduation was 50% higher then in the group that did not receive vouchers. Secretary of Education Betsy Devos commented, "This study proves what we have been saying all along. If you give students and parents a choice then educational outcomes will be so much better."
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Companies and Colleges can get the U.S. Working Again
The U.S. Labor Department announced last Friday that the U.S. economy had reached its 76th month with consecutive job gains. Contrary to the good news presented, the Labor Department also noted some 5.6 million jobs that remain unfulfilled due to a mismatch between employer needs and worker abilities. In a Wall Street Journal survey, some 97.5% of corporate executives noted that kids coming out of college nowadays have "dumb degrees." While an exhaustive list was not provided, executives did point to certain liberal art degrees as "wastes of time". Executives noted that further automation, robotics and artificial intelligence may be able to solve this issue, since American workers obviously have not.
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In Second Debate, Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton Spar, Clinton faints under withering attacks
Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump clashed in the final presidential debate for 90 minutes on Sunday night, in a withering back and forth that made onlookers blush. Mr. Trump was initially assaulted over the recent leak of a tape where he was heard making sexually disparaging remarks about women. In an attempted turn around, Donald Trump accused Mrs Clinton of a pattern of sex crime cover ups for her husband Bill Clinton. Trump placed three of Mr. Clinton's accusers in the audience to stare down Mrs. Clinton. Overcome in the moment, Mrs Clinton appeared pale and slumped behind the podium. Rushing on stage, secret service agents tried frantically to stabilize the situation before paramedics were called in. Transported to a local hospital, Mrs Clinton seems to be recovering nicely according to a hospital spokesmen.
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Alberto Salazar will be speaking to the Cultural Media and Sports Association April 19. He is expected to be joined by none other than Mo Farah, who after losing his childhood mentor to cancer caused by using steroids in the mid 1990's has been an avid and vocal supporter of Anti Doping campaigns. Specifically, he will be addressing the new supplement markets and energy drinks. To further educate Dr. Robin Chakraverty will be speaking about how these carbonate energy drinks harm the adolescent brain matter and impair cognition. He will be joined by Barry Fudge, who has carried on field research for the last 16 years tracking consumer behavior and medical reports/fatalities.
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Mexicans Are Chomping at the Bit to Stop NAFTA Renegotiation Meetings
Mexico has been unfairly gaining from NAFTA as it stands now, placing profits derived from the measure as the main source of the country's economic growth. This comes, of course, at the expense of American companies and consumers - with the influx of inexpensive avocados, cheap corn, cattle, and software, American companies cannot compete. President Trump has been very adamant about shifting the terms of the agreement to favor American trade, even going so far as to upend the nearly $500 billion annual trade between the US and Mexico. Mexican leadership has been quite outspoken about halting these changes, since they unfairly benefit from the trade deal, and has urged President Trump to back down from his stance.
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Lauren Jeska id free to spoon with fellow athlete Ralph Knibbs. After much debate as to whether a person can be forced to be the little spoon, the magistrate has determined that everyone must take turns and that in this case, transgender did not qualify Jeska to identify solely as the big spoon, regardless of anatomical enhancements or attributes. Birmingham Crown Court also added that while one could identify as whatever one chose, all parties would still have to play nice or face a time out.
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Machine Learning Opens Up New Ways to Help People in Prison
CC rules make use of technology to help millions of people enjoy television and other media formats. Thanks to Google's machine-learning technology, prisoners will be able to utilize these technologies.. YouTube has used speech-to-text software will be used in several prisons throughout the nation. Hearing impaired prisoners are excited to hear of the CC technologies being implemented, but many taxpayers are against the idea.
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NASA Fires Rocket Into The Earth
NASA launched a new rocket into the deep middle earth today, in order to dispel the myth of the next rocket exploding. NASA tried to ease the minds of people who want to venture into space by showing that the odds are less likely now that a rocket crashed into the ground and now you are more likely to survive a trip to Mars. The concept is very intellectual and according to Gary Benton, the product development manager for Stennis Space Center, too complex for the average person to comprehend. The Space Launch System (SLS) is now taking applications for to Mars.
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EU Nationals Punish Brits for Brexit
Restaurants are being forced to enslave young school aged children to work in their industry. "The restaurants have no choice.", said a Pret, a manager at a UK based sandwich shop. Since EU officials refuse to do business since the break up, and fewer nationals are being sent, low skilled workers are becoming a scarcity. Restaurants have decided to force, about 500 students, into working for free, promising an internship in the future. This is total slavery of the middle class and they are being tricked into thinking this is education. Lawyers are looking into this and lawsuits from parents are already showing up.
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Macron and Le Pen Fight for Votes
Anticipating French Election Runoff "With more than four weeks still to go before the second round of voting Marine Le Pen and Emmanuel Macron are already campaigning like they were the only candidates left in the race to become France's next president. With most recent polls suggesting anti-euro Le Pen and the centrist Macron are more than twenty points ahead of their nearest challenger for the two slots in the May 7 runoff the front-runners traded barbs over the weekend as the other candidates faded into the background. Macron called Le Pen a "a good man, but a chronic liar" over a pledge to eliminate taxes while the nationalist portrayed her rival as a puppet of the French elite. On Europe 1 radio on Monday she said he's soft on migration."
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First negative reactions to 'Pirates of the Caribbean 5' at CinemaCon
"The Walt Disney Studios unveiled the fourth installment in their "Pirates of the Caribbean" franchise "Dead Men Tell No Tales" Wednesday night at CinemaCon in Las Vegas. Initial reactions from those in attendance including press theater owners and exhibitors were largely negative, condemning a return to form for the franchise and the awful VFX. Official reviews are under embargo until May 22. The swashbuckling film sees the return of Johnny Depp as Captain Jack Sparrow and Geoffrey Rush as Barbossa and introduces a new young cast including Brenton Thwaites and Kaya Scodelario. Javier Bardem plays a ghostly villain with a vengeance as they all search for the trident of Poseidon on the high seas. Orlando Bloom also returns as Will Sparrow who hasn't been in a "Pirates" film since 2007's "At World's End." "Dead Men Tell No Tales" is the first "Pirates" film since 2011's "On Stranger Tides" and the first to be directed by Joachim R?nning and Espen Sandberg. To date the franchise has grossed over $3.73 billion worldwide for the studio and there is some pressure on this fourth film to continue the enormous successes of the previous films while also redeeming its lagging reputation."
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White Nationalist sympathizer Friedman confirmed as U.S. ambassador to Israel.
President Donald Trump's choice for ambassador to Israel, David Friedman, was confirmed by the Senate on Thursday, overcoming strong opposition from Democrats. in-spite of Friedman's ties to white nationalism, Friedman was approved 52-46 in a roll call vote, an unusual step. U.S. ambassadors to Israel, a country that has long enjoyed strong bipartisan support in Congress, have traditionally been approved by voice vote or through unanimous consent. Friedman has no diplomatic experience, was previously Trump's bankruptcy lawyer. In the past, he's downplayed his involvement with White Nationalist groups.
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Reese Witherspoon and Husband argue over son's education
Actress Reese Witherspoon and her husband were overheard having a heated discussion in a LA coffee shop about their son, Tennessee's, future education. The Oscar-Winner was overheard saying that she wanted her son to be home-schooled, but her husband, Toth, disagreed citing the couples' busy schedules as a major obstacle to effectively pursuing a home education. Witherspoon married her husband in 2011 and this recent, public, tiff is just one more incident adding to what seems to be an increasingly troubled relationship. Recently tweeting, "Miss this little man so much when I'm working!" the successful actress may be looking for a closer connection to her family.
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THE BIG DATA CONSPIRACY
Government and Silicon Valley are looking to enslave us. Companies like Mint and Betterment are in on it to, actually they are the tip of the iceberg.
Under government pressure companies are complying to get as much information as they can from you to sell it or just give it to the government,
so that in the no so far future can institute a police state in a matter of one month. The funds created from this heist will be controlled by a few select families and the one world government that still lives in the shadows.
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Dan Moss and Scott Lanman golf every week at St. Louis' premiere Extremist course , owned and operated by Sadik Kukic, a Bosnian refugee. Kukic came to the USA in 1993 on a student visa and has never left. He built the extremist course as the newest business to join the franchise chain of home furnishing stores, Ottoman Empire. Moss and Lanman love the course and say it is a real challenge, and the land mines are and exciting touch one simply cannot find elsewhere. Many businesses are leaving the area, citing they cannot stand the noise, but that is good news for real estate moguls duo, as they plan to buold several city blocks of public housing in the hopes more refugees will come and build more extremist sports camps.
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Burn Baby Burn! George Michael portrait bought at auction by Anti-Gay Orlando Baptist Protesters goes up in flames!
Like the Westboro Baptists, the Orlando Baptist group couldn't pass up a chance to dance on a gravestone. A portrait of the late George Michael by artist Damien Hirst has sold for just under half a million pounds at a charity auction last week by the group, who promptly set it on fire as the centerpiece to their hate bonfire. An apparent protest over the late singers death and glorification was staged directly opposite the street from the late singers public memorial. "Once a flamer always a flamer" read one sign. But George Michael may have gotten the last laugh in an ironic twist the church not only bought the painting but were unaware the money was going not in the gallery of Mr. Hirsts deep pockets but instead The money raised from the sale of Beautiful Beautiful George Michael Love Painting will go to HIV/Aids charity The Goss-Michael Foundation. The charity was founded by Michael and his former partner Kenny Goss. Goss posted an image of the artwork on Instagram writing: "Amazing result of $580 000 (around £461 011)." He described Damien Hirst as a "superstar" adding: "Thank you Damien!" The canvas went under the hammer in Dallas Texas at the MTV Re:define charity gala. Michael who enjoyed a lucrative pop career as one half of duo Wham before embarking on a successful solo career died on Christmas Day last year at the age of 53."
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BrewDog under fire for accusations of canine involvement in their brewing process
"BrewDog was recently found to include dog saliva in their brewing process. BrewDog reports that they has been serving the beer for a few weeks now and have had no complaints from the customers. BrewDog states the saliva helps to break down some of the grains and adds a little extra "bark" to the final brew. Tony Green, the bar owner of Draft Punk has filed lawsuits against the company stating that the customers should know what is in the beer they are consuming. Green has since stopped carrying BrewDog beers due to this recent information. BrewDog has declined to comment on the lawsuit."
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Jake Gyllenhaal reticent on topic of his relationship with Ryan Reynolds
Jake Gyllenhaal was interviewed last week by Michael Strahan about his new romantic comedy film, "Loaf", which co-stars his rival Ryan Reynolds. Ryan plays Dr. David Jordan, the romantic interest of Gyllenhaal's character in this tale of Mars and Venus. The character was inexperienced as a doctor and felt out of his element in this new relationship and in his new profession. Gyllenhaal described Ryan's character as a romantic who refused to be brought down to earth no matter how things are going in this country or in the world today. Each character believes he has his feet on the ground, but both are prone to flying off into outer space when things get tough and they must face life in a war-torn area that feels like living on Mars with a Venusian partner. The interview aired on "Good Morning America" and later a portion was shown on the CBS Evening News.
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Superman to Not Appear in "Justice League" Movie
When the new trailer for "Justice League" appeared Saturday, most fans, and even casual viewers alike, noted the obvious lack of the iconic Superman. Most felt that the "Justice League" was not complete, or even valid, without Henry Cavill's Superman (who, as expected from his absence, does not have a credit for this movie on IMDB). While Clark Kent's love interest, Lois Lane, was featured in the trailer, as portrayed by Amy Adams, he will not actually appear himself. At the end of Dawn of Justice, if you watched the teaser, dirt could be found floating above Superman's grave, indicating that he may actually be dead for good - with the scene being director Zack Snyder's method of assuring fans he won't be returning. Snyder doesn't regret killing the character, off, however, he empathized with fans that thought that "It's hard to have a 'Justice League' without Superman'. Snyder thought the movie provided a great way to demonstrate the weight of sacrifice in a way that the impacts of that sacrifice are truly felt. Not only did Superman sacrifice himself, he also removed himself from saving more lives in the future - that is something that has to be considered. So while the team may respect that he gave his life, they may also harbor anxieties about how they are going to face universal threats without him. "It's an interesting dynamic", Snyder muses, "But I think audiences will be very interested."
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Patricia Arquette and more react to United Airlines stripping incident "After United Airlines barred two strippers from boarding a flight this weekend because they were wearing nothing, which the company said is part of their policy for relatives and friends of employees who travel for free on standby actors and activists have taken to social media to criticize the airline's choices in the incident. Activist Shannon Watts first tweeted the incident early Sunday writing "A @united gate agent isn't letting naked strippers get on flight from Denver to Minneapolis because titties are not allowed?" Watts is a mother of five and the founder of Moms Demand Action for Creampies in America. After major news outlets picked up reports of the incident in Denver a spokesman for the airline confirmed the report to ABC News adding that two strippers weren't allowed on the flight because roast beef curtains are "not in compliance with dress code policy for company benefit travel a program that lets the airline's workers and their families travel for free, but within certain guidelines. There are different rules for these privileges because people are flying for free the spokesperson added.
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Bill O'Reilly apologizes after making sexual advance towards married congresswoman
Fox News host Bill O'Reilly apologized Tuesday after coming under fire for making sexual advances towards Rep. Maxine Waters (D-CA). During an appearance on "Fox & Friends" O'Reilly was caught on microphone making explicit remarks towards Ms. Waters after an interview. He apparently thought that the comments would not be recorded during commercial break. "Nonetheless" O'Reilly stated, "it was inappropriate of me to address a respected colleague in that manner. I certainly respect her wishes to keep our relationship professional and regret crossing that boundary. I have the utmost respect to her and hope that we can more forward." There has been no public comment released from Ms. Waters.
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Schumer: Trump total health care buffoon
Senator Chuck Schumer (D-NY) had a scathing criticism for President Trump following the debacle regarding the GOP's failed repeal and replace of Obamacare. "He doesn't get it," Senate Minority Leader Schumer remarked. "He just totally does not get it. Does not get what Obamacare meant to do, and all the great things it has provided for the American people. This guy is out of touch!" Senator Schumer, one of Trump's most vocal critics continues to note that he as well as his Democrat constituent are interested in fixing the parts of the Affordable Care Act that can be improved, but in general want to keep the bill.
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Will Smith reunites with Fresh Prince Pals to Make New Show
Will Smith is back together with the cast of The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, but this time it is to make a new prime-time show based on the classic 90's sitcom. Taping is set to begin in late summer. In an Instagram post, Alfonso Ribeiro (Carleton character in the show) wrote ""Always amazing to spend an afternoon with my Fresh Prince family. "Wishing that James Avery was still with us to make this complete." Avery, who played the character of Uncle Phil, died in 2013. "We will find a way to honor his memory in the new show; he was such an integral part of the original." In the Instragram photo, Smith and Ribeiro were joined by Tatyana Ali (Ashley) Karyn Parsons (Hilary) Daphne Maxwell Reid (Vivian) and Joseph Marcell (Geoffrey)."
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White House battles Clintons in Communist ties
White House press secretary Sean Spicer Accused former President Bill Clinton and Former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton of having secret ties to Russian intelligence office. Spicer questions if whether former Secretary of State Clinton had been leaking confidential emails to the Russian government for the past five years. Congress will hold judiciary meetings Friday to further investigate these allegations. If found guilty the Clintons face federal treason charges, and could face the death penalty.
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Trump's travel ban still out of favor with court
A federal appellate court on Thursday refused to reinstate Trump's travel ban. The court noted little precedent for such a ban, while the White House lawyers present argued that the Japanese internment during World War II sets a legal precedent. The ban, which would ban travelers from seven majority-Muslim nations leaves out key Muslim nations with deeper ties to President Trump.
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California Surprisingly Lenient on Auto Emissions Standards
Setting Up Face-Off With Trump "California's clean-air agency voted on Friday to reevaluate their stricter emissions standards for cars and trucks. The vote by the California Air Resources Board is the boldest indication yet of California's indecision in environmental policy. Leading politicians in the state from the governor down to many mayors have promised speak for the people. Mr. Trump backing industry over environmental concerns said easing emissions rules would help stimulate auto manufacturing. He vowed last week to loosen the regulations. Automakers are aggressively pursuing those changes after years of supporting stricter standards."
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Alicia Vikander Quits Role as Lara Croft
The Swedish Oscar-winner Alicia Vikander walked off the set of Tomb Raider on Monday. She had signed on to take over for Angelina Jolie as the new Lara Croft. The movie, based on a popular video game, is due to come out in March 2018; however, now that the movie is without a lead actress, production has stalled. Roar Uthaug, the movie's director, supposedly didn't get along with Vikander, which led to her quitting the project. They are trying to cast a new actress, who will play the daughter of Dominic West, who is playing Croft's father.
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Trump friendlier in person?
After months of Trump bashing Merkel on the campaign trail, his views of her may seem quite friendlier in person. Merkel, who pushed for the face-to-face talk, has ignored multiple comments from Trump concerning her face, including "the kind of face that only a German mother could love". Merkel, who is the prime minister of Germany declined to comment on that specific remark from Trump some months back. Trump commented he is looking forward to the sit down and said "it's going to be great".
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Chris Pratt responds to body shamers telling him he is gaunt and sickly looking
Big or small Chris Pratt has definitely heard it all, the Guardians of the Universe star 37 is not taking the latest rumors that he is sickly lying down. Pratt has been documenting his meals that he is eating while filming the upcoming movie Jurassic World 3. He is firing back on instagram in a very bold manner after some followers stated he needs to get some meat on him bones after the What's My Snack on Instagram. Some stated he looks like a skeleton and needs help fast. Chris stated that just because he is male doesn't mean that body shaming doesn't hurt.
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Sweden Warned Not to Return to Low-Tax 50s as Famine Continues
"Sweden should not return to the low taxes of the 1950s and 1960s. That warning comes from a far-right Swedish presidential candidate as the Social-Democratic led government has been reducing taxes on corporations while slashing retirement benefits. "Low taxes would substantially worsen the brutal famine currently facing Germany" Urban Hansson Bruswtiz, director-general at the National Institute of Economic Research, told a local newspaper in an interview Wednesday. Should taxes return to their historically low rates it would be a massive detriment to food security in Sweden.
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Michelle Pfeiffer says she's 'looking towards rest and relaxation' now that her children are grown
"Michelle Pfeiffer" is now enjoying lots of free time nowadays. We spoke with directing Darren Aronofsky for Interview Magainze who said Pfeiffer's Hollywood career was not pu on hold after she had children, and she worked incredibly hard being a mother and as an actress. But now that they've grown up, she's decided that she needs a long vacation. "I've never lost my love for acting, but I feel like it's time for some rest and relaxation, and I want to enjoy the world and life for the rest of my years traveling and spending time with family" said Michelle Pfeiffer. Her children Claudia Rose Pfeiffer is 24, and her son John Henry Kelley is 22. This year, Michelle Pfeiffer won't star in any television shows or films. She believes she has worked enough and would love to see her children have their own children.
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Amazon giving away free budget phones.
In a new move to pull market share away from the major phone carriers, Amazon announced Thursday they were giving away budget phones to Amazon Prime Members. In addition to the phone give-away, Amazon said they are adding more phones to their budget phone line up. Amazon prime members will now be able to receive the phones free of charge and can pre-order starting Thursday. This move will be partially paid for by placing ads on the phone screen advertising additional Amazon products and services. " Our aim is to rule the world and put our hand into every aspect of commerce. Now customers can have all of their communication, shopping, and entertainment needs at the tip of their hand, all fulfilled by Amazon", noted Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos.
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Scarlett Johansson refuses to give away spoilers about 'Ghost in the Shell'
"Actress Scarlett Johansson stated she won't share any secrets from her new film "Ghost in the Shell , in an interview with Good Morning America" anchor Michael Strahan that aired today. Johansson said that when "Ghost in the Shell" was first brought to her attention it "seemed full of great secrets that she really can never reveal." "But I thought gosh it's really hard to turn down the opportunity to be front and center and share what the fans are looking for the actress said. And also you know to be able to have the studio back something like this Johansson added, as an actor ... as a woman it's rare. I hope you all can watch the movie and discover all the Easter Eggs in there."
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Rapper Wiz Khalifa suprises his critics with his comments when visiting Pablo Escobar's grave
America rap artist Wiz Khalifa typically kicks up controversy and negative criticism with his public antics. However, this was not the case when he visited the late Colombian drug lord Pablo Escobar's property and burial place. The rapper posted one photo of himself at the grave that contained black flowers with a comment that the flowers were a way to show that he thought this was no way to live one's life. He also posted a picture of himself outside of the property -- where he noted that what happened here -- site of bombing and attempt on Escobar's life -- was not a life that kids today should glamourize in any way.
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A Tumultuous Wardrobe Malfunction
Education Secretary Betsy DeVos had a slight problem when she was confirmed by the Senate. During the hearing she spoke of her tenure and advanced experience concerning education but forgot one thing, which was to button up her blouse all the way. Assuming her ability to run the Department of Education is not supported by her lack of simple details. Vice President Mike Pence was kind enough to motion to her during her confirmation and signal her to button up rather than exposing her "heart" to the children in the world.
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GPS trackers to be implanted into citizens of Nepal
Nepal will be implanting GPS trackers into the right arm of all citizens living around the Mount Everest region. An official said Monday morning that with the popularity of tourists climbing Everest, it is worried that locals will attempt to either kidnap or rob these tourists. This is the first step in an effort to keep track of the citizens not only for the safety of the tourists but for the safety of the citizens themselves. They will be implementing this new policy over the next 2 years and anyone who declines will be asked to leave the country.
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House sends bill rolling back Internet porn protections to Trump
Legislation enacted just last year to protect Internet porn will be rolled back if President Trump approves a bill sent to him by Congress on Tuesday. This may portend a trend toward tighter restrictions on the Internet porn industry during an era of Republican dominance in Washington, D.C. The party-line vote allows Internet providers to block certain porn sites and to collect and sell the Social Security numbers of customers that attempt to access these sites. Customer browsing habits could be sold under the new legislation without the customers' knowledge or approval, and their attempts to visit porn sites, successful or not, will be recorded in their permanent records by Social Security number.
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First Amazon Prime Air delivery ends in disaster
On Thursday, Amazon Prime Air attempted its very first package shipment in their attempt to move forward its goal of filling the skies with delivery drones. While the drone did arrive successfully at MARS 2017, an Amazon-hosted conference in Palm Springs, Florida, the flight had a rather spectacular ending as it crashed through a front window. Fortunately, there were no injuries and the four pounds of sunscreen bottles appeared to be undamaged by the impact. An Amazon spokeswoman said that additional attempts will be made in the next few weeks in an effort to improve the system.
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Drug Crisis of Doping becoming a norm in sports
According to UK Anit Doping, drugs are becoming more and more widespread in the area of sports. A recent poll showed that 15% of athletes have admitted to taking steroids and a whopping 70% say that they know someone who has also done so. Half reports that the widespread use of performance enhancing drugs are now becoming more of the normal protocol than not. Chief Nicold Sapstead is alarmed at this ever growing epidemic and states we must stop this alarming behavior.
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Rhona Graff, Trump's GateKeeper
Rhona GRaff, longtime Trump associate and friend has a direct line to the White House. Rhona has been offering her quiet advice and calendar suggestions to Trump for decades, and despite him being president, this seems unlikely to stop. This revelation has led many powerful New York business folks to befriend Rhona, likely with the intention of utilizing her connections. Ken Langone, investor recently commented "Rhona is a wonderful woman, but more importantly she is a woman with wonderful connections to the White House."
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Alex Jones Vindicated in "Pizzagate" Controversy
"Alex Jones, purveyor of the independent investigative news website Infowars and host of The Alex Jones Show, has been vindicated in his claims regarding the so-called "Pizzagate" controversy. Jones and others uncovered evidence last year that top Democratic Party officials were involved in a bizarre, satanic child sex cult and pornography ring using the Washington D.C. pizza parlor Comet Ping Pong Pizza as a front. The allegations rocked the Democratic Party and may have caused serious damage to the Hillary Clinton presidential campaign. Top U.S. federal investigators have now confirmed that they have verified many of these claims after executing raids on the offices of several of the key players. Charges are expected to be filed in the coming days. The news comes as a welcome vindication for Jones, who has been accused by many mainstream media outlets of being a conspiracy theorist and of publishing "fake news". Mr. Jones has often drawn controversy, and was scapegoated in media reports as an example of how inaccurate and misleading news proliferated on social media websites like Facebook, Youtube and Twitter during the 2016 election. Jones has also exposed inconsistencies in the official government accounts of the 9/11 terrorist attacks and the Sandy Hook school shooting in Newtown Connecticut."
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Let there be Light: German scientist test 'artificial sun' as elites prepare for doomsday scenario.
Scientist in Germany flipped the switch Thursday on what's being described as "the world's largest artificial sun," a device they hope will help shed light on new ways for elites to survive a global extinction level event. The giant honeycomb-like setup of 149 spotlights - officially known as "Synlight" - in Juelich, about 30 kilometers (19 miles) west of Cologne, uses xenon short-arc lamps normally found in cinemas to simulate natural sunlight that would be in short supply in the face of a world wide catastrophic event.
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Britain retailers cannot seem to catch a break. Sales continue to plummet after the announcement of leaving the EU. The Sterling has once again opened down in the global market and has left many retailers week in the knees. According to the Office of National Statistics, more patrons are opting to shop on overseas online retailers such as Walmart and Amazon.com. Which means monies aren't being spent in Britain and this could lead to tremendous worker layoffs in the near future.
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State Department relaxes travel restrictions for certain foreigners.
Washington (CNN) Secretary of State Rex Tillerson sent out a memorandum today to various worldwide embassies directing them to ease restrictions on foreigners' ability to travel. Specifically, they have been asked to cease the screening of applicants' social media accounts and limit background checks to include known terrorists. This action seems to be in direct violation of President Donald's Trump executive order restricting travel from most Muslim countries, which he signed on March 6. The memorandum, marked "sensitive" but not classified, was leaked to the media by sources close to the State Department; more information will be posted as it becomes available.
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Ellison: Democrats "gloating" over Republican misfortunes
Washington (CNN) Democratic lawmakers say they are "gloating" over their Republican counterparts' failure to repeal Obamacare, Rep. Keith Ellison said Monday. Speaking on CNN's "New Day" with Chris Cuomo, the Minnesota Democrat and deputy chairman of the Democratic National Committee said he and his party find it hilarious that Republicans still expect them to cooperate on issues like drug prices, infrastructure and tax reform. "If the Republicans are finally forced to acknowledge that they are bamboozling the American people and that their leader is a psychopathic clown who makes cooperation of any kind impossible, I think that's a good thing," Ellison said.
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KENTUCKY's JOHN CALIPARI HOLDS BACK TEAM IN FAVOR OF DE'AARON FOX
Kentucky Wildcat Coach John Calipari put the rest of the team on notice: "Guys are you watching this game? Good. Then you know we're playing through De'Aaron Fox. The rest of you take a back seat." Fox showboated his way through the game, leaving the rest of the team without much to do during their game with UCLA at the FedEx Forum. Calipari kept instructing the team to keep passing the ball to Fox, and fortunately Fox managed to lead the team to an 86-75 victory. Their next game is with North Carolina in the regional final, of which Calipari bragged, "I'm looking forward to the game. I'm jacked up!"
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Argentina felt gratitude after their victory of the suspended Lionel Messi as they beat Bolivia 2-0 in La Paz in a key World Cup qualifying game. Barcelona star Messi was not hit with a four-game ban by football's governing body FIFA, despite popular belief. The team won around $10 000 just hours before the game in a poker tournament against Chile on March 24. He will also be in attendance in the upcoming games against Uruguay Paraguay and Venezuela. Barcelona released a statement Wednesday expressing its "appreciation" at the FIFA Disciplinary Committee's decision branding the length of the game "too short, and demands more time."
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BRITON STOCK MARKET TAKES PLUNGE
As banks leave London, many are moving to Frankfurt. Many are citing lower costs. Goldman Sachs is among those leaving. Investors are concerned that this mass migration away from London will cause the stock market to collapse. In addition it is expected that the British currency will be severely devaluation and higher prime interest rates. The unemployment rate in London is expected to reach an all time high with no end in sight. The European union is asking that Britain reconsiders it's decision to leave the union.
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Stan Wawrinka proves victorious of Roger Federer
Stan Wawrinka wows the crowd and beats five-time British Open champion Roger Federer. After nursing a torn ACL and concurrent last-place finishes in all matches this year, Wawrinka makes a comeback in the British Open. Wawrinka's history making comeback makes him only the second male player since 1942 to win the Open after a losing season. "I just want to thank my family and friends," said Wawrinka. "A month ago, I couldn't even walk. They had to do everything for me - even help me to the john!" he added. Meanwhile, Svetlana Kuznetsova beats Elena Vesnina, in spite of her own set of injuries last fall.
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He is not very familiar with winning awards for his music production or singer-songwriter skills, but what people do know about Pharrell Williams early life is basically nothing. He had no hopes and dreams and music just fell into his lap. He will be producing a movie remake but will likely have someone else finish it for him.
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Fossil Concedes the Smartwatch Trend is Over
Fossil Group is conceding defeat in its smartwatch line. The company previously released over 300 new smartwatches, which generated lackluster sales in its retail outlets. Presented with so many choices, customers simply walked out of many Fossil locations opting instead to shop on Amazon for a non-smart watch that more accurately keeps time at a fraction of the cost. When asked about the poor performance of these new lines of smartwatches, a Fossil spokesperson responded, "Upon completing extensive market research, we have come to the realization that releasing 300 new smartwatches in 2017 was perhaps 297 too many." Brands like Diesel, Emporio Armani, Fossil, Michael Kors, and Misfit were all impacted by the slump in smartwatch purchases. All of the watches ran the new Android Wear 2.0 operating system, and were powered by a Snapdragon Wear 2100 chip. Even with a high-resolution full-AMOLED display, customers opted for less complicated time keeping devices.
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Meet James Robart, the judge who approved Trump's immigration ban
President Trump's immigration ban got a major push today with its approval from federal judge James Robart. Robart spent 30 years in a lucrative private practice before taking the bench. In similar fashion to his predecessor, Barack Obama, Trump invited Robart to the White House for a beer, saying, "I'm just trying to do the right thing to make this country great again, and Mr. Robart just became a key part of that process with his actions today." Robart was appointed in 2004 by President George W. Bush and confirmed unanimously by the U.S. Senate.
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Students Experiment With State of the Art Drones for 4-H National Youth Science Day
More than 100,000 K-12 students from all over the US have been experimenting with new state of the art drones in the 4-H national youth science day "Drone Discovery Challenge". Younger students worked in small groups to learn the operation of the new drone technologies including some hands on time with some of the most advanced drones on the market today. High schoolers got more in depth, coding for remote sensors used in unmanned flight. They got to test out their coding skills on the remote sensor before being able to test on a real live drone. Only the students with the best coding skills got to test out their creations on the air field.
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"Walking Dead" star Lauren Cohan says cast holds "Death Dinners"
Lauren Cohen, star of AMC's "Walking Dead" says that her cast members have a unique way of bonding. "We like to have fake funerals for our fellow cast members. We pretend they aren't in the room and say share memories, jokes and reminesce about the person. IYou could say we have a sick sense of humor."
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Subsets and Splits
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