sam749/riddles-deduped · Datasets at Hugging Face

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Why is it so easy to weigh fish?	Because they have their own scales.	24edda8219b1cc3b8718778f957e80d9
What question can a person ask all day long, getting a different answer each time, and yet all the answers were correct.	The question would be: What time is it?	33a921fa15aca38a282cb5d60c5b5c0d
What are two things you cannot eat for supper?	Breakfast and lunch!	386a9fd1504511fd09bd5972f28e250e
What kind of room has no windows or doors?	Mushroom	3979079462ccb3eeacd9ffd9bc6fc350
He who has it doesn't tell about it. He who takes it doesn't know about it. He who knows what it is doesn't want it. What is it?	Counterfeit money	3a5e3dae533ee6db03920dcdc1522104
I have a little house in which I live all alone. My house has no doors or windows, and if I want to go out I must break through the wall. What am I?	A chicken in an egg	41e5ee8c1f65adbca30903aaa6e6c6ff
What can pass before the sun without making a shadow?	The wind.	43be26e30818455738a870cf353ad768
What doesn't get any wetter, no matter how much rain falls on it?	Water.	465555092a833ccd30bae733e8923e2b
I have a face, two arms, and two hands, yet I can not move. I count to twelve, yet I can not speak. I can still tell you something everyday.	A clock.	4860ad9001da68e3b7e0fd411d23dfe0
What has four fingers and one thumb, but is not alive?	A glove	495db04fdda4d7312d3397a7fec404a6
If you were to take two apples from three apples, how many would you have?	Two. You'd have the two that you took.	4aa4913e73d90d1c487f089b64849b2a
Who can shave 25 times a day and still have a beard?	A barber.	4c0bbf80248f14b8273fafda15960233
What weighs more—a ton of feathers or a ton of gold?	They weigh exactly the same, one ton each.	50e4355dc389cd7c26b429ac2f69afc6
What did one math book say to the other math book?	I have a lot of problems!	52a4a3e5373bf853a96d6615b6289d48
You are in a room with 3 monkeys. One has a banana, one has a stick, one has nothing. Which primate in the room is the smartest?	You are the smartest! Humans are primates too.	54a654e1f22d507b40f16778539ba3ac
Name three keys that unlock no doors.	MONkey, DONkey, TURkey	55154bbe5919d6568e84e040fad65bbc
What fastens two people yet touches only one?	A wedding ring.	59eaefbbf42c2f559b1a23e8ee099bed
What happens when you throw a white rock into the Red Sea?	It sinks	5b489e785b080c7d351ac1632bc4cdfc
Mary's father has 4 children; three are named Nana, Nene, and Nini. So what is is the 4th child's name?	Mary.	5eeb05e586c8f5069d866ca557d5aed8
What do you serve that you cannot eat?	A tennis ball.	5fdd60d31cb558ceef928d0c7f92c3e5
What grows when it eats, but dies when it drinks?	Fire.	61f9f69deb3c83bc056931fb3c0c482d
What can be swallowed, but can also swallow you?	Water.	640c8df50c8252ff69b4e3190923530b
The one who made it, didn't want it. The one who bought it, didn't need it. The one who used it, never saw it. What is it?	A coffin.	66d33e0f1270162c8e240b1a8ad0c7d1
The more of them you take, the more you leave behind. What are they?	Footsteps	6852320ab977f2f8d643f75142e31ed3
Two mothers and two daughters go to a pet store and buy three cats. Each female gets her own cat. How is this possible?	There is a grandmother, a mother, and a daughter.	6cea32cb0c647002f640eefd5c7d4556
You are pushing your car. You stop at a hotel. At that precise moment you realize that you are bankrupt. What is actually going on?	You are probably playing Monopoly!	6d005f76f5e0b3e341d52ff79d1c5b98
What is half of 2+2?	3 (half of 2 is 1, and then 1 plus 2 is 3)	6dd4bcbe1e1709db38edee38b68c1284
How can you put you left hand in your right pocket and put your right hand in your left pocket without crossing your arms?	First put the clothes on backwards.	72c01f8df528475ce6c7109f0384c3ac
How many times can you subtract the number 5 from 25?	Only once. After that, you will be subtracting 5 from 20, then 5 from 15, etc.	73d576ba62e0d2f0fbf269963bf911b1
If you have it, you want to share it, but if you share it, you don't have it. What is it?	A secret.	777919b2fc296ab5b92e7151ae721efc
What kind of cake does a mouse eat on its birthday?	cheesecake	78733f9c0f9fc7ec5a27df5a21070b14
What's the difference between here and there?	The letter T.	7d70f47aae1658909987eb795a0784fd
What is better than the best thing, and worse than the worst thing?	Nothing	7dc98786af95278e029d6ce65c4a5922
What can burn the eyes, sting the mouth, yet be eaten?	Salt.	8309e99e8bb58cecfe311d8ad3ae2911
How many seconds are there in a year?	12 (January second, February second and so on)	8317c485f0138528f15fd2f2f50d3503
Which moves faster: heat or cold?	Heat, everybody can catch a cold.	8371eccf220bf2a31f06ceb1cf362785
If two's company, and three's a crowd, what are four and five?	Nine.	8794f177a966ae18aa8cdedffa724bb6
What three numbers have the same answer when added together and multiplied together?	1, 2, 3	883f5acf5e0bcc99ba0e9b3b2fc9c0b7
While walking across a bridge I saw a boat full of people. Yet on the boat there wasn't a single person. Why?	Every one on the boat is married.	8c69903b4c844d62286eb56e834932e6
Have you heard the saying what goes up must come down? Well what goes up and never goes down?	Your age!	8eb71d121c1025ab93a3768b812a9109
Why can't a man living in Winston Salem, NC, be buried west of the Mississippi?	Because he is still alive.	90717288c24e600062df7244c9fc4670
If an electric train is going east at 60 miles an hour and there is a strong westerly wind, which way does the smoke from the train drift.	Electric trains don't produce smoke	9371bad1ba01e2e5aaf586d09751a054
Where do fish keep their money?	In a riverbank, of course!	94498076b65d25bfbe89307253285418
What needs an answer, but doesn't ask a question?	A telephone!	960cda50fc4805629c78ec212f97d500
What is put on a table and cut, but never eaten?	A pack of cards	9c13e23182700600ec566d150b2197e4
What kind of nut has no shell?	A doughnut	9d1814cfbad4e2016f2a0c09abd82da5
The more you have of it, the less you see. What is it?	Darkness.	9de22dd57bde54f027bba28a4c5ba2c4
What goes up and down without moving?	Stairs.	9ebcaf06cdc6e1cb1468e5d1d4b4fa6f
I know a word of letters three. Add two and fewer there will be. What is the word?	Few.	a65b0df1d771efd5f92c1f7e84400cc8
You enter a dark room. You have only one match. There is an oil lamp, a furnace, and a stove in the room. Which would you light first?	The match!	a81d785313175ff001fe09836f4ee95a
What kind of rocks are on the bottom of the Mississippi River?	Wet rocks.	a8bc0b110eb9556dad844fea5f5663f6
What is in the middle of nowhere?	H.	acca6b39db5892230525d23e50090e67
A horse is tied to a 20 foot long rope. The horse wants to get some water that is 30 feet away. The horse gets the water easily. How is this?	The other end of the rope isn't tied to anything!	b2b29ce3da6c82098076242953b451a9
What word in the English language is always spelled incorrectly?	Incorrectly!	b875f4194b58373ad222811037f6683d
What occurs once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in an hour?	The letter M	b8ce0a46e623cc615b03dbd0146393a2
What is is that you will break every time you name it?	Silence	bb7d5ccc130f30fa8a5513c98b065766
It lives without a body, hears without ears, speaks without a mouth, and is born in air. What is it?	An echo	bc122925b2279f6b6fe5f889f3a7cdcd
From what heavy seven-letter word can you take away two letters and have eight left?	Freight or weights!	c21c9eb43f0a18a06433274a6ce32af7
What is bigger when new and grows smaller with use?	Soap (or a pencil, crayon, chalk, etc.)	c317a1ed6ca396f2c9ad6166a05f4ad8
What is the center of gravity?	V.	c58e2d2174fd73215616ec08af33cf65
What gets whiter the dirtier it gets?	A blackboard or chalkboard.	c69cb3c8535016c630a4681138ccd41d
Do you know why orange juice is so smart?	It concentrates!	caed5c9bd134e9203802f4a72b8d6367
Here on earth it is always true,that a day follows a day.But there is a place where yesterday always follows today! What am I?	The dictionary!	ceb426cbba463e9a91cc01084f656cfa
What am I? I am the only thing that always tells the truth. I show off everything that I see. I come in all shapes and sizes. So tell me what I must be!	A mirror.	d4ca9fea9e24996d7c5ab92cc8cc4d30
What turns everything around, but does not move?	A mirror.	d564b0f94a042e3b134f0935fe4128de
Twelve pears hanging high, twelve men passing by.Each took a pear and left eleven hanging there.How can this be?	"Each" was the name of one of the men passing by.	dcb222eede6bb4369e02d5b43cb811b1
What's colorless and weightless, but if you put it into a barrel, the barrel would become lighter?	A hole	ddeab0392c7a48ea59dc2b8c86e67b04
What has no beginning, end or middle?	a doughnut	de0e864bc6ce068fd45ce1c5ae78394f
What is the moon worth?	$1 -- because it has 4 quarters.	deddc1a0a31b63f85ac19514cc80bbbf
What happens twice in a week, and once in a year, but never in a day?	The appearance of the letter "e"!	df6fb2fb0cc8ae667db8d48a37fd88c8
Scientists have proven that cats have more hair on one side then their other side. Which side of a cat has more hair?	The outside, of course!	e4863b428f0a5ffe2b41c81a46b99a2c
What has a tongue, cannot walk, but gets around a lot?	A shoe!	e8053e091d01e30af3b28852b1a2d894
What goes around and around the wood but never goes into the wood?	The bark of a tree	eade0eaf9e67294c3a28c68c1f615894
If a rooster laid a brown egg and a white egg, what kind of chicks would hatch?	None, roosters can't lay eggs!	eda5b0d307b11fbdfdaa878d06dd972f
What did the ocean say to the sea?	Nothing...it just waved.	f7cfc3a48fdab03a99859631b4b714a1
A barrel of rainwater weighs twenty pounds. What must you add to make it weigh fifteen?	Holes!	f8637812125e284e16b1ac4da5ac1a35
What won't break if you throw it off the highest building in the world, but will break if you place it in the ocean?	A tissue.	f9035a33a9bb876e69fafd3fc4e0bad8
Take off my skin and I won't cry, but you will, what am I?	An onion.	fd7cd9aff31bcf1971a5ba9c82492645
When young, I am sweet in the sun.When middle-aged, I make you gay.When old, I am valued more than ever.What am I?	Wine.	fe428b72f70e90ee96fe8826b13cf019
What did the rib cage say to the heart?	Got ya covered!	fe7e831013411b0949796c9dadec4e4c
What kind of building is the tallest in the world?	A library; it has the most stories.	06a90404fa12f16c74faffad5309a5ee
Why did the boy throw butter out the window?	He wanted to see a butterfly.	0877a73308da5b74d7f783c712bf281b
What did one octopus say to the other octopus?	I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand.	0ef4195d7d32bc13daf52a53c64de347
What did the blanket say to the bed?	Got you covered!	0f6c720d39a9122fb1e5c5b7bdb4378a
What does Frosty the Snowman eat for breakfast?	Snowflakes!	10a450dd386fd6359209de73984f44e0
What two things aren't eaten for breakfast?	Lunch and dinner.	10c0e0039c3754b5f6c2a8fda9896eb1
Why couldn't the Teddy Bear eat?	Because he was stuffed!	1a12d1f217f7df6618498e3ebbca6dc1
What's the difference between a jeweler and a jailor?	One sells watches and the other watches cells.	1d74b6bdbcd2b66fcd92d454fe048f5b
How many hamburgers can you eat on an empty stomach?	Only one or part of one, because after that your stomach is no longer empty.	2269695378228b8883c6916b5fa0708d
Why can't a bike stand up for itself?	Because it's two tired.	4333f02ce17be0eda5277a7888d610b2
What time is it when you see an elephant sitting on your fence?	Time to buy a new fence.	458b9c7d0504a3101379fdb3d809c6f1
What kind of beans can't grow in a garden?	Jelly Beans.	45cb7ced293e6aecca5a2d13430e2935
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?	Because if they flew over the bay they would be Bagels!	48a62800a08708c7b58f527ea2ae868d
Why did the skeleton play the piano?	Because he didn't have any organs!	4aa927bb18a6fa8ebf2cf0a4235acdac
Why is it a bad idea to write a letter on an empty stomach?	Because it's much better to write on paper.	5a5134615a96e5a001a03d326e747730
What did the mayonnaise say to the bread?	Close the door, I'm dressing.	6ff9a331167d550a87849dbe2b206f3e
How do you catch a squirrel?	Climb up a tree and act like a nut.	706345ae3fc1b2b5bd5b4e162f9008ad
Why didn't the lobster share his toys?	He was too shellfish.	713ac0fccf8e2970c254328f83f7ea2d
What did one plate say to the other plate?	Lunch is on me.	72849788e7c883dfded3bd80320b78bf
What does a bee use to brush its hair?	A honeycomb!	7ecb34fdb1c328694f4db46237647037

Why is it so easy to weigh fish?

Because they have their own scales.

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What question can a person ask all day long, getting a different answer each time, and yet all the answers were correct.

The question would be: What time is it?

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What are two things you cannot eat for supper?

Breakfast and lunch!

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What kind of room has no windows or doors?

Mushroom

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He who has it doesn't tell about it. He who takes it doesn't know about it. He who knows what it is doesn't want it. What is it?

Counterfeit money

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I have a little house in which I live all alone. My house has no doors or windows, and if I want to go out I must break through the wall. What am I?

A chicken in an egg

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What can pass before the sun without making a shadow?

The wind.

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What doesn't get any wetter, no matter how much rain falls on it?

Water.

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I have a face, two arms, and two hands, yet I can not move. I count to twelve, yet I can not speak. I can still tell you something everyday.

A clock.

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What has four fingers and one thumb, but is not alive?

A glove

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If you were to take two apples from three apples, how many would you have?

Two. You'd have the two that you took.

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Who can shave 25 times a day and still have a beard?

A barber.

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What weighs more—a ton of feathers or a ton of gold?

They weigh exactly the same, one ton each.

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What did one math book say to the other math book?

I have a lot of problems!

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You are in a room with 3 monkeys. One has a banana, one has a stick, one has nothing. Which primate in the room is the smartest?

You are the smartest! Humans are primates too.

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Name three keys that unlock no doors.

MONkey, DONkey, TURkey

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What fastens two people yet touches only one?

A wedding ring.

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What happens when you throw a white rock into the Red Sea?

It sinks

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Mary's father has 4 children; three are named Nana, Nene, and Nini. So what is is the 4th child's name?

Mary.

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What do you serve that you cannot eat?

A tennis ball.

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What grows when it eats, but dies when it drinks?

Fire.

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What can be swallowed, but can also swallow you?

Water.

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The one who made it, didn't want it. The one who bought it, didn't need it. The one who used it, never saw it. What is it?

A coffin.

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The more of them you take, the more you leave behind. What are they?

Footsteps

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Two mothers and two daughters go to a pet store and buy three cats. Each female gets her own cat. How is this possible?

There is a grandmother, a mother, and a daughter.

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You are pushing your car. You stop at a hotel. At that precise moment you realize that you are bankrupt. What is actually going on?

You are probably playing Monopoly!

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What is half of 2+2?

3 (half of 2 is 1, and then 1 plus 2 is 3)

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How can you put you left hand in your right pocket and put your right hand in your left pocket without crossing your arms?

First put the clothes on backwards.

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How many times can you subtract the number 5 from 25?

Only once. After that, you will be subtracting 5 from 20, then 5 from 15, etc.

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If you have it, you want to share it, but if you share it, you don't have it. What is it?

A secret.

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What kind of cake does a mouse eat on its birthday?

cheesecake

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What's the difference between here and there?

The letter T.

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What is better than the best thing, and worse than the worst thing?

Nothing

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What can burn the eyes, sting the mouth, yet be eaten?

Salt.

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How many seconds are there in a year?

12 (January second, February second and so on)

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Which moves faster: heat or cold?

Heat, everybody can catch a cold.

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If two's company, and three's a crowd, what are four and five?

Nine.

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What three numbers have the same answer when added together and multiplied together?

1, 2, 3

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While walking across a bridge I saw a boat full of people. Yet on the boat there wasn't a single person. Why?

Every one on the boat is married.

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Have you heard the saying what goes up must come down? Well what goes up and never goes down?

Your age!

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Why can't a man living in Winston Salem, NC, be buried west of the Mississippi?

Because he is still alive.

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If an electric train is going east at 60 miles an hour and there is a strong westerly wind, which way does the smoke from the train drift.

Electric trains don't produce smoke

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Where do fish keep their money?

In a riverbank, of course!

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What needs an answer, but doesn't ask a question?

A telephone!

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What is put on a table and cut, but never eaten?

A pack of cards

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What kind of nut has no shell?

A doughnut

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The more you have of it, the less you see. What is it?

Darkness.

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What goes up and down without moving?

Stairs.

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I know a word of letters three. Add two and fewer there will be. What is the word?

Few.

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You enter a dark room. You have only one match. There is an oil lamp, a furnace, and a stove in the room. Which would you light first?

The match!

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What kind of rocks are on the bottom of the Mississippi River?

Wet rocks.

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What is in the middle of nowhere?

H.

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A horse is tied to a 20 foot long rope. The horse wants to get some water that is 30 feet away. The horse gets the water easily. How is this?

The other end of the rope isn't tied to anything!

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What word in the English language is always spelled incorrectly?

Incorrectly!

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What occurs once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in an hour?

The letter M

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What is is that you will break every time you name it?

Silence

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It lives without a body, hears without ears, speaks without a mouth, and is born in air. What is it?

An echo

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From what heavy seven-letter word can you take away two letters and have eight left?

Freight or weights!

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What is bigger when new and grows smaller with use?

Soap (or a pencil, crayon, chalk, etc.)

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What is the center of gravity?

V.

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What gets whiter the dirtier it gets?

A blackboard or chalkboard.

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Do you know why orange juice is so smart?

It concentrates!

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Here on earth it is always true,that a day follows a day.But there is a place where yesterday always follows today! What am I?

The dictionary!

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What am I? I am the only thing that always tells the truth. I show off everything that I see. I come in all shapes and sizes. So tell me what I must be!

A mirror.

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What turns everything around, but does not move?

A mirror.

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Twelve pears hanging high, twelve men passing by.Each took a pear and left eleven hanging there.How can this be?

"Each" was the name of one of the men passing by.

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What's colorless and weightless, but if you put it into a barrel, the barrel would become lighter?

A hole

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What has no beginning, end or middle?

a doughnut

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What is the moon worth?

$1 -- because it has 4 quarters.

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What happens twice in a week, and once in a year, but never in a day?

The appearance of the letter "e"!

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Scientists have proven that cats have more hair on one side then their other side. Which side of a cat has more hair?

The outside, of course!

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What has a tongue, cannot walk, but gets around a lot?

A shoe!

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What goes around and around the wood but never goes into the wood?

The bark of a tree

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If a rooster laid a brown egg and a white egg, what kind of chicks would hatch?

None, roosters can't lay eggs!

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What did the ocean say to the sea?

Nothing...it just waved.

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A barrel of rainwater weighs twenty pounds. What must you add to make it weigh fifteen?

Holes!

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What won't break if you throw it off the highest building in the world, but will break if you place it in the ocean?

A tissue.

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Take off my skin and I won't cry, but you will, what am I?

An onion.

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When young, I am sweet in the sun.When middle-aged, I make you gay.When old, I am valued more than ever.What am I?

Wine.

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What did the rib cage say to the heart?

Got ya covered!

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What kind of building is the tallest in the world?

A library; it has the most stories.

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Why did the boy throw butter out the window?

He wanted to see a butterfly.

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What did one octopus say to the other octopus?

I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand.

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What did the blanket say to the bed?

Got you covered!

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What does Frosty the Snowman eat for breakfast?

Snowflakes!

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What two things aren't eaten for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.

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Why couldn't the Teddy Bear eat?

Because he was stuffed!

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What's the difference between a jeweler and a jailor?

One sells watches and the other watches cells.

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How many hamburgers can you eat on an empty stomach?

Only one or part of one, because after that your stomach is no longer empty.

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Why can't a bike stand up for itself?

Because it's two tired.

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What time is it when you see an elephant sitting on your fence?

Time to buy a new fence.

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What kind of beans can't grow in a garden?

Jelly Beans.

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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay they would be Bagels!

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Why did the skeleton play the piano?

Because he didn't have any organs!

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Why is it a bad idea to write a letter on an empty stomach?

Because it's much better to write on paper.

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What did the mayonnaise say to the bread?

Close the door, I'm dressing.

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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut.

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Why didn't the lobster share his toys?

He was too shellfish.

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What did one plate say to the other plate?

Lunch is on me.

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What does a bee use to brush its hair?

A honeycomb!

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