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300 | 109 | George Boyd scored a famous Burnley winner as Manchester City's strongarm tactics backfired ahead of their big date in The Nou Camp. Turf Moor was bouncing as Boyd lashed home a poor clearance from returning City captain Vincent Kompany after 61 minutes. And Manuel Pellegrini's men – who sent on £50million substitutes Wilfried Bony and Stevan Jovetic to try and salvage the game – were lucky to survive with 11 men after bad challenges from Sergio Aguero and Martin Demichelis. CLICK HERE to read Sportsmail's Joe Bernstein's full match report from Turf Moor. Host commentator . What a potential season-defining moment Burnley's win could be tonight. The victory still sees the Clarets in the relegation zone - but by only one point with Sunderland looking over their shoulders ever-more. Meanwhile the defeat for City is damaging for their title hopes. A win for Chelsea on Sunday would see Manuel Pellegrini's side trail by eight points with nine games remaining. City now have to pick themselves up with a daunting trip to Barcelona in the Champions League on Wednesday night. Until next time, have a good evening! And the referee brings a close to the match. Relegation candidates Burnley have stunned the champions Manchester City! George Boyd's goal separates the two sides. Cue pandemonium among the Turf Moor faithful. 92 mins: Burnley make their second defensive change of the match as Danny Ings is taken off for Steven Reid. The hosts are now playing without any recognised strikers. 91 mins: Oh wow, what a huge moment in the match. Pablo Zabaleta charges into the Burnley box and falls under the challenge of Mee. On first inspection it looked a penalty and the replays suggest so too. However the referee decides otherwise and awards a free-kick to Burnley as Jason Shackell is fouled by Zabaleta during his tumble. The City players are incensed. Will that moment spell curtains for their title challenge? There will be four minutes of injury time to be added on... 86 mins: Burnley make their first change of the match and it's a defensive one as striker Sam Vokes is replaced by Stephen Ward. Lampard's appearance is his 600th in the Premier League. Only Ryan Giggs has made more. 82 mins: And that cross is Toure's last piece of action as he is replaced by Frank Lampard. 81 mins: What a chance that was for City to equalise. Navas cuts the ball back on the right flank to Yaya Toure. The latter whips in a devilish cross that finds the head of Aguero at the back post. The Argentina international can only head over from just outside the six-yard box though. The frustration grows for the visitors. City are continuing to press for an equaliser but have yet to breach the Burnley defence. As they push further forward gaps are starting to appear which Burnley are beginning to exploit. The visitors have simply not been at it tonight, a huge credit must go to the Clarets though. They've been brilliant. 74 mins: Pellegrini makes his second change of the match as Silva is replaced by Stevan Jovetic. 71 mins: Two of Burnley's back four are now cautioned as Michael Duff sees yellow for a foul. 66 mins: City have just over 20 minutes plus added time to turnaround this scoreline. Victory for City would see them close the gap on Chelsea to two-points ahead of their match against Southampton on Sunday. A defeat means the Blues could go eight points clear if they beat the Saints. Do the City players want it enough? 63 mins: City react to conceding the opener by taking off the ineffectual Dzeko and replacing him with Wilfried Bony. Demichelis' act of cynicism has been punished spectacularly by Burnley. From the resulting free-kick Trippier's set piece is headed away by City captain Vincent Kompany. Unfortunately for the defender his clearance falls straight to Boyd who hits a sweet left-footed volley first time that arrows into the bottom corner. A fantastic strike. 60 mins: Martin Demichelis swiftly follows Mee into the referees book for a cynical challenge on Ings. 58 mins: We have our first booking of the match and it's a harsh one as Ben Mee is cautioned for a challenge on Jesus Navas. Replays show it was a soft decision in comparison to some of the unpunished tackles that the City players have dealt. 55 mins: What a hit by George Boyd - he's so unlucky. The Scotland international hits a hook volley, with his weaker right foot, over his shoulder that narrowly goes past the post. That's got the crowd engaged. 51 mins: David Silva has just produced a collectors item - a bad touch. And at precisely the wrong time too. Aguero does brilliantly to spin around a Burnley defender on the halfway line and race clear. With Silva in support he plays in the playmaker but his first touch forces him wide with Heaton bearing down on him. That could, and probably should have been, 1-0 to the visitors. Will the deadlock be broken in this stalemate? A Manchester City fan has just proposed to his Burnley-supporting girlfriend on the pitch at half time. Thankfully she said yes because it’s a long walk back to the touchline. That’s the best entertainment we’ve had here so far. Disappointing first half from the champions. Surely they haven’t got one eye on Barcelona when there’s still something to play for in the title race. City showed a few flashes towards the end of the first half but Tom Heaton has only had two saves to make, and fairly routine saves at that. And the referee has drawn a close to first half proceedings at Turf Moor. In truth it's been a rather drab affair with no clear-cut chances yet created for either side. The hosts will be pleased with their display so far as they aim to avoid relegation, but City know they have to improve if they are to keep their hopes alive of retaining the Premier League title. 42 mins: City are dominating possession now and the stats support that with 70 per cent of the ball in their favour. However, the key statistic is that it is still 0-0. Can they make their dominance count? 34 mins: The visitors are slowly starting to come into the game more. Again Dzeko wriggles free inside in the Burnley box but is tackled before he can shoot. The ball falls into the path of Aguero who chooses to shoot rather the cross. The end product? An effort well wide of goal. Nevertheless a warning sign for the hosts. 29 mins: It's taken nearly half an hour but finally a keeper is forced into a save. Heaton comes off his line well to deny Dzeko from squeezing in a near post effort. From the resulting build-up the goalkeeper holds the ball well from an Aguero strike. As the old saying goes, you wait ages for a bus and then two come along at once. 26 mins: And that trend continues as Edin Dzeko drags an ambitious left-footed shot well wide of Tom Heaton's goal. 23 mins: The fans have little to cheer about so far and it's hardly surprising. We're approaching the midway point of the first half and neither side has managed a shot on target yet. 15 mins: Still no clear-cut chances created by either side. Both goalkeepers have had yet to break sweat. 10 mins: Burnley right back Kieran Trippier crosses a ball that hits Gael Clichy. The home fans roar for a penalty but replays clearly show the ball hits the left back in the chest. 6 mins: As you would expect Burnley came out of the traps strongly in the opening exchanges. City have weathered that 'mini-storm' and are starting to express themselves. The match has started in Lancashire. Can Burnley stun City? Kick-off is imminent... Look away Burnley fans... City are unbeaten in their last six visits to Turf Moor in all competitions, winning the last five in a row and scoring 17 times in the last four. To make matters the visitors are unbeaten in their last 13 matches in all competitions against the Clarets (W8 D5 L0). Records are there to be broken though... In a close battle for the Premier League title, December 28 2014 could be a date that haunts City. Leading 2-0 at half-time against Burnley, Manuel Pellegrini's side squander a two-goal lead to draw with Sean Dyche's men. George Boyd scored straight after the break, turning home Danny Ings' shot while in an offside position. Then Ashley Barnes reacted quickest in a crowded penalty area to smash home a loose ball to earn the visitors a draw. Pellegrini knows his side can't afford a repeat performance like that if they are to close the gap on league leaders Chelsea. Manchester City captain Vincent Kompany returns to the starting line-up after being an unused substitute against Leicester on 4 March. Quartet Pablo Zabaleta, Gael Clichy, Fernandinho and Edin Dzeko also start as Manuel Pellegrini rings the changes. Right so the Burnley team news is and Mike Duff and Sam Vokes come in for Michael Keane and Michael Kightly in the only two changes for the Clarets from the side that lost 2-0 at Anfield against Liverpool. Manchester City XI: Hart, Zabaleta, Kompany, Demichelis, Clichy, Navas, Fernandinho, Yaya Toure, Silva, Dzeko, Aguero . Subs: Caballero, Mangala, Sagna, Nasri, Lampard, Bony, Jovetic . Burnley XI: Heaton, Trippier, Shackell, Duff, Mee; Barnes, Arfield, Jones, Boyd; Ings, Vokes . Subs: Gilks, Keane, Reid, Ward, Jutkiewicz, Wallace, Kightly. Hello and welcome to Sportsmail's coverage of Saturday's late Premier League kick-off between Burnley and Manchester City. Both sides are desperate for the three points for reasons concerning either end of the table. Follow all the action from Turf Moor with myself, Luke Augustus, kick-off is at 5.30pm. | Dataset: ccdv/cnn_dailymail/3.0.0/validation | 6.6 | 122.249338 | 1,874 | 62.546354 | 0.376238 | 0.924794 | 1 | 0.771292 | 0.000609 | 5.054031 | null | -0.614103 | -0.30537 | -0.232484 | null | 0.310691 | 0.69463 | 0.538808 |
301 | 109 | George Boyd scored a famous Burnley winner as Manchester City's strongarm tactics backfired ahead of their big date in The Nou Camp. Turf Moor was bouncing as Boyd lashed home a poor clearance from returning City captain Vincent Kompany after 61 minutes. And Manuel Pellegrini's men – who sent on £50million substitutes Wilfried Bony and Stevan Jovetic to try and salvage the game – were lucky to survive with 11 men after bad challenges from Sergio Aguero and Martin Demichelis. CLICK HERE to read Sportsmail's Joe Bernstein's full match report from Turf Moor. Host commentator . What a potential season-defining moment Burnley's win could be tonight. The victory still sees the Clarets in the relegation zone - but by only one point with Sunderland looking over their shoulders ever-more. Meanwhile the defeat for City is damaging for their title hopes. A win for Chelsea on Sunday would see Manuel Pellegrini's side trail by eight points with nine games remaining. City now have to pick themselves up with a daunting trip to Barcelona in the Champions League on Wednesday night. Until next time, have a good evening! And the referee brings a close to the match. Relegation candidates Burnley have stunned the champions Manchester City! George Boyd's goal separates the two sides. Cue pandemonium among the Turf Moor faithful. 92 mins: Burnley make their second defensive change of the match as Danny Ings is taken off for Steven Reid. The hosts are now playing without any recognised strikers. 91 mins: Oh wow, what a huge moment in the match. Pablo Zabaleta charges into the Burnley box and falls under the challenge of Mee. On first inspection it looked a penalty and the replays suggest so too. However the referee decides otherwise and awards a free-kick to Burnley as Jason Shackell is fouled by Zabaleta during his tumble. The City players are incensed. Will that moment spell curtains for their title challenge? There will be four minutes of injury time to be added on... 86 mins: Burnley make their first change of the match and it's a defensive one as striker Sam Vokes is replaced by Stephen Ward. Lampard's appearance is his 600th in the Premier League. Only Ryan Giggs has made more. 82 mins: And that cross is Toure's last piece of action as he is replaced by Frank Lampard. 81 mins: What a chance that was for City to equalise. Navas cuts the ball back on the right flank to Yaya Toure. The latter whips in a devilish cross that finds the head of Aguero at the back post. The Argentina international can only head over from just outside the six-yard box though. The frustration grows for the visitors. City are continuing to press for an equaliser but have yet to breach the Burnley defence. As they push further forward gaps are starting to appear which Burnley are beginning to exploit. The visitors have simply not been at it tonight, a huge credit must go to the Clarets though. They've been brilliant. 74 mins: Pellegrini makes his second change of the match as Silva is replaced by Stevan Jovetic. 71 mins: Two of Burnley's back four are now cautioned as Michael Duff sees yellow for a foul. 66 mins: City have just over 20 minutes plus added time to turnaround this scoreline. Victory for City would see them close the gap on Chelsea to two-points ahead of their match against Southampton on Sunday. A defeat means the Blues could go eight points clear if they beat the Saints. Do the City players want it enough? 63 mins: City react to conceding the opener by taking off the ineffectual Dzeko and replacing him with Wilfried Bony. Demichelis' act of cynicism has been punished spectacularly by Burnley. From the resulting free-kick Trippier's set piece is headed away by City captain Vincent Kompany. Unfortunately for the defender his clearance falls straight to Boyd who hits a sweet left-footed volley first time that arrows into the bottom corner. A fantastic strike. 60 mins: Martin Demichelis swiftly follows Mee into the referees book for a cynical challenge on Ings. 58 mins: We have our first booking of the match and it's a harsh one as Ben Mee is cautioned for a challenge on Jesus Navas. Replays show it was a soft decision in comparison to some of the unpunished tackles that the City players have dealt. 55 mins: What a hit by George Boyd - he's so unlucky. The Scotland international hits a hook volley, with his weaker right foot, over his shoulder that narrowly goes past the post. That's got the crowd engaged. 51 mins: David Silva has just produced a collectors item - a bad touch. And at precisely the wrong time too. Aguero does brilliantly to spin around a Burnley defender on the halfway line and race clear. With Silva in support he plays in the playmaker but his first touch forces him wide with Heaton bearing down on him. That could, and probably should have been, 1-0 to the visitors. Will the deadlock be broken in this stalemate? A Manchester City fan has just proposed to his Burnley-supporting girlfriend on the pitch at half time. Thankfully she said yes because it’s a long walk back to the touchline. That’s the best entertainment we’ve had here so far. Disappointing first half from the champions. Surely they haven’t got one eye on Barcelona when there’s still something to play for in the title race. City showed a few flashes towards the end of the first half but Tom Heaton has only had two saves to make, and fairly routine saves at that. And the referee has drawn a close to first half proceedings at Turf Moor. In truth it's been a rather drab affair with no clear-cut chances yet created for either side. The hosts will be pleased with their display so far as they aim to avoid relegation, but City know they have to improve if they are to keep their hopes alive of retaining the Premier League title. 42 mins: City are dominating possession now and the stats support that with 70 per cent of the ball in their favour. However, the key statistic is that it is still 0-0. Can they make their dominance count? 34 mins: The visitors are slowly starting to come into the game more. Again Dzeko wriggles free inside in the Burnley box but is tackled before he can shoot. The ball falls into the path of Aguero who chooses to shoot rather the cross. The end product? An effort well wide of goal. Nevertheless a warning sign for the hosts. 29 mins: It's taken nearly half an hour but finally a keeper is forced into a save. Heaton comes off his line well to deny Dzeko from squeezing in a near post effort. From the resulting build-up the goalkeeper holds the ball well from an Aguero strike. As the old saying goes, you wait ages for a bus and then two come along at once. 26 mins: And that trend continues as Edin Dzeko drags an ambitious left-footed shot well wide of Tom Heaton's goal. 23 mins: The fans have little to cheer about so far and it's hardly surprising. We're approaching the midway point of the first half and neither side has managed a shot on target yet. 15 mins: Still no clear-cut chances created by either side. Both goalkeepers have had yet to break sweat. 10 mins: Burnley right back Kieran Trippier crosses a ball that hits Gael Clichy. The home fans roar for a penalty but replays clearly show the ball hits the left back in the chest. 6 mins: As you would expect Burnley came out of the traps strongly in the opening exchanges. City have weathered that 'mini-storm' and are starting to express themselves. The match has started in Lancashire. Can Burnley stun City? Kick-off is imminent... Look away Burnley fans... City are unbeaten in their last six visits to Turf Moor in all competitions, winning the last five in a row and scoring 17 times in the last four. To make matters the visitors are unbeaten in their last 13 matches in all competitions against the Clarets (W8 D5 L0). Records are there to be broken though... In a close battle for the Premier League title, December 28 2014 could be a date that haunts City. Leading 2-0 at half-time against Burnley, Manuel Pellegrini's side squander a two-goal lead to draw with Sean Dyche's men. George Boyd scored straight after the break, turning home Danny Ings' shot while in an offside position. Then Ashley Barnes reacted quickest in a crowded penalty area to smash home a loose ball to earn the visitors a draw. Pellegrini knows his side can't afford a repeat performance like that if they are to close the gap on league leaders Chelsea. Manchester City captain Vincent Kompany returns to the starting line-up after being an unused substitute against Leicester on 4 March. Quartet Pablo Zabaleta, Gael Clichy, Fernandinho and Edin Dzeko also start as Manuel Pellegrini rings the changes. Right so the Burnley team news is and Mike Duff and Sam Vokes come in for Michael Keane and Michael Kightly in the only two changes for the Clarets from the side that lost 2-0 at Anfield against Liverpool. Manchester City XI: Hart, Zabaleta, Kompany, Demichelis, Clichy, Navas, Fernandinho, Yaya Toure, Silva, Dzeko, Aguero . Subs: Caballero, Mangala, Sagna, Nasri, Lampard, Bony, Jovetic . Burnley XI: Heaton, Trippier, Shackell, Duff, Mee; Barnes, Arfield, Jones, Boyd; Ings, Vokes . Subs: Gilks, Keane, Reid, Ward, Jutkiewicz, Wallace, Kightly. Hello and welcome to Sportsmail's coverage of Saturday's late Premier League kick-off between Burnley and Manchester City. Both sides are desperate for the three points for reasons concerning either end of the table. Follow all the action from Turf Moor with myself, Luke Augustus, kick-off is at 5.30pm. | Dataset: ccdv/cnn_dailymail/3.0.0/validation | 6.6 | 122.249338 | 1,874 | 62.546354 | 0.376238 | 0.924794 | 1 | 0.771292 | 0.000609 | 5.054031 | -0.355782 | -0.227218 | -0.158051 | null | 0.020456 | 0.697576 | 0.841949 | null |
302 | 109 | George Boyd scored a famous Burnley winner as Manchester City's strongarm tactics backfired ahead of their big date in The Nou Camp. Turf Moor was bouncing as Boyd lashed home a poor clearance from returning City captain Vincent Kompany after 61 minutes. And Manuel Pellegrini's men – who sent on £50million substitutes Wilfried Bony and Stevan Jovetic to try and salvage the game – were lucky to survive with 11 men after bad challenges from Sergio Aguero and Martin Demichelis. CLICK HERE to read Sportsmail's Joe Bernstein's full match report from Turf Moor. Host commentator . What a potential season-defining moment Burnley's win could be tonight. The victory still sees the Clarets in the relegation zone - but by only one point with Sunderland looking over their shoulders ever-more. Meanwhile the defeat for City is damaging for their title hopes. A win for Chelsea on Sunday would see Manuel Pellegrini's side trail by eight points with nine games remaining. City now have to pick themselves up with a daunting trip to Barcelona in the Champions League on Wednesday night. Until next time, have a good evening! And the referee brings a close to the match. Relegation candidates Burnley have stunned the champions Manchester City! George Boyd's goal separates the two sides. Cue pandemonium among the Turf Moor faithful. 92 mins: Burnley make their second defensive change of the match as Danny Ings is taken off for Steven Reid. The hosts are now playing without any recognised strikers. 91 mins: Oh wow, what a huge moment in the match. Pablo Zabaleta charges into the Burnley box and falls under the challenge of Mee. On first inspection it looked a penalty and the replays suggest so too. However the referee decides otherwise and awards a free-kick to Burnley as Jason Shackell is fouled by Zabaleta during his tumble. The City players are incensed. Will that moment spell curtains for their title challenge? There will be four minutes of injury time to be added on... 86 mins: Burnley make their first change of the match and it's a defensive one as striker Sam Vokes is replaced by Stephen Ward. Lampard's appearance is his 600th in the Premier League. Only Ryan Giggs has made more. 82 mins: And that cross is Toure's last piece of action as he is replaced by Frank Lampard. 81 mins: What a chance that was for City to equalise. Navas cuts the ball back on the right flank to Yaya Toure. The latter whips in a devilish cross that finds the head of Aguero at the back post. The Argentina international can only head over from just outside the six-yard box though. The frustration grows for the visitors. City are continuing to press for an equaliser but have yet to breach the Burnley defence. As they push further forward gaps are starting to appear which Burnley are beginning to exploit. The visitors have simply not been at it tonight, a huge credit must go to the Clarets though. They've been brilliant. 74 mins: Pellegrini makes his second change of the match as Silva is replaced by Stevan Jovetic. 71 mins: Two of Burnley's back four are now cautioned as Michael Duff sees yellow for a foul. 66 mins: City have just over 20 minutes plus added time to turnaround this scoreline. Victory for City would see them close the gap on Chelsea to two-points ahead of their match against Southampton on Sunday. A defeat means the Blues could go eight points clear if they beat the Saints. Do the City players want it enough? 63 mins: City react to conceding the opener by taking off the ineffectual Dzeko and replacing him with Wilfried Bony. Demichelis' act of cynicism has been punished spectacularly by Burnley. From the resulting free-kick Trippier's set piece is headed away by City captain Vincent Kompany. Unfortunately for the defender his clearance falls straight to Boyd who hits a sweet left-footed volley first time that arrows into the bottom corner. A fantastic strike. 60 mins: Martin Demichelis swiftly follows Mee into the referees book for a cynical challenge on Ings. 58 mins: We have our first booking of the match and it's a harsh one as Ben Mee is cautioned for a challenge on Jesus Navas. Replays show it was a soft decision in comparison to some of the unpunished tackles that the City players have dealt. 55 mins: What a hit by George Boyd - he's so unlucky. The Scotland international hits a hook volley, with his weaker right foot, over his shoulder that narrowly goes past the post. That's got the crowd engaged. 51 mins: David Silva has just produced a collectors item - a bad touch. And at precisely the wrong time too. Aguero does brilliantly to spin around a Burnley defender on the halfway line and race clear. With Silva in support he plays in the playmaker but his first touch forces him wide with Heaton bearing down on him. That could, and probably should have been, 1-0 to the visitors. Will the deadlock be broken in this stalemate? A Manchester City fan has just proposed to his Burnley-supporting girlfriend on the pitch at half time. Thankfully she said yes because it’s a long walk back to the touchline. That’s the best entertainment we’ve had here so far. Disappointing first half from the champions. Surely they haven’t got one eye on Barcelona when there’s still something to play for in the title race. City showed a few flashes towards the end of the first half but Tom Heaton has only had two saves to make, and fairly routine saves at that. And the referee has drawn a close to first half proceedings at Turf Moor. In truth it's been a rather drab affair with no clear-cut chances yet created for either side. The hosts will be pleased with their display so far as they aim to avoid relegation, but City know they have to improve if they are to keep their hopes alive of retaining the Premier League title. 42 mins: City are dominating possession now and the stats support that with 70 per cent of the ball in their favour. However, the key statistic is that it is still 0-0. Can they make their dominance count? 34 mins: The visitors are slowly starting to come into the game more. Again Dzeko wriggles free inside in the Burnley box but is tackled before he can shoot. The ball falls into the path of Aguero who chooses to shoot rather the cross. The end product? An effort well wide of goal. Nevertheless a warning sign for the hosts. 29 mins: It's taken nearly half an hour but finally a keeper is forced into a save. Heaton comes off his line well to deny Dzeko from squeezing in a near post effort. From the resulting build-up the goalkeeper holds the ball well from an Aguero strike. As the old saying goes, you wait ages for a bus and then two come along at once. 26 mins: And that trend continues as Edin Dzeko drags an ambitious left-footed shot well wide of Tom Heaton's goal. 23 mins: The fans have little to cheer about so far and it's hardly surprising. We're approaching the midway point of the first half and neither side has managed a shot on target yet. 15 mins: Still no clear-cut chances created by either side. Both goalkeepers have had yet to break sweat. 10 mins: Burnley right back Kieran Trippier crosses a ball that hits Gael Clichy. The home fans roar for a penalty but replays clearly show the ball hits the left back in the chest. 6 mins: As you would expect Burnley came out of the traps strongly in the opening exchanges. City have weathered that 'mini-storm' and are starting to express themselves. The match has started in Lancashire. Can Burnley stun City? Kick-off is imminent... Look away Burnley fans... City are unbeaten in their last six visits to Turf Moor in all competitions, winning the last five in a row and scoring 17 times in the last four. To make matters the visitors are unbeaten in their last 13 matches in all competitions against the Clarets (W8 D5 L0). Records are there to be broken though... In a close battle for the Premier League title, December 28 2014 could be a date that haunts City. Leading 2-0 at half-time against Burnley, Manuel Pellegrini's side squander a two-goal lead to draw with Sean Dyche's men. George Boyd scored straight after the break, turning home Danny Ings' shot while in an offside position. Then Ashley Barnes reacted quickest in a crowded penalty area to smash home a loose ball to earn the visitors a draw. Pellegrini knows his side can't afford a repeat performance like that if they are to close the gap on league leaders Chelsea. Manchester City captain Vincent Kompany returns to the starting line-up after being an unused substitute against Leicester on 4 March. Quartet Pablo Zabaleta, Gael Clichy, Fernandinho and Edin Dzeko also start as Manuel Pellegrini rings the changes. Right so the Burnley team news is and Mike Duff and Sam Vokes come in for Michael Keane and Michael Kightly in the only two changes for the Clarets from the side that lost 2-0 at Anfield against Liverpool. Manchester City XI: Hart, Zabaleta, Kompany, Demichelis, Clichy, Navas, Fernandinho, Yaya Toure, Silva, Dzeko, Aguero . Subs: Caballero, Mangala, Sagna, Nasri, Lampard, Bony, Jovetic . Burnley XI: Heaton, Trippier, Shackell, Duff, Mee; Barnes, Arfield, Jones, Boyd; Ings, Vokes . Subs: Gilks, Keane, Reid, Ward, Jutkiewicz, Wallace, Kightly. Hello and welcome to Sportsmail's coverage of Saturday's late Premier League kick-off between Burnley and Manchester City. Both sides are desperate for the three points for reasons concerning either end of the table. Follow all the action from Turf Moor with myself, Luke Augustus, kick-off is at 5.30pm. | Dataset: ccdv/cnn_dailymail/3.0.0/validation | 6.6 | 122.249338 | 1,874 | 62.546354 | 0.376238 | 0.924794 | 1 | 0.771292 | 0.000609 | 5.054031 | 0.473675 | -0.650556 | null | -0.346105 | 0.849913 | 0.274238 | null | 0.425187 |
303 | 109 | George Boyd scored a famous Burnley winner as Manchester City's strongarm tactics backfired ahead of their big date in The Nou Camp. Turf Moor was bouncing as Boyd lashed home a poor clearance from returning City captain Vincent Kompany after 61 minutes. And Manuel Pellegrini's men – who sent on £50million substitutes Wilfried Bony and Stevan Jovetic to try and salvage the game – were lucky to survive with 11 men after bad challenges from Sergio Aguero and Martin Demichelis. CLICK HERE to read Sportsmail's Joe Bernstein's full match report from Turf Moor. Host commentator . What a potential season-defining moment Burnley's win could be tonight. The victory still sees the Clarets in the relegation zone - but by only one point with Sunderland looking over their shoulders ever-more. Meanwhile the defeat for City is damaging for their title hopes. A win for Chelsea on Sunday would see Manuel Pellegrini's side trail by eight points with nine games remaining. City now have to pick themselves up with a daunting trip to Barcelona in the Champions League on Wednesday night. Until next time, have a good evening! And the referee brings a close to the match. Relegation candidates Burnley have stunned the champions Manchester City! George Boyd's goal separates the two sides. Cue pandemonium among the Turf Moor faithful. 92 mins: Burnley make their second defensive change of the match as Danny Ings is taken off for Steven Reid. The hosts are now playing without any recognised strikers. 91 mins: Oh wow, what a huge moment in the match. Pablo Zabaleta charges into the Burnley box and falls under the challenge of Mee. On first inspection it looked a penalty and the replays suggest so too. However the referee decides otherwise and awards a free-kick to Burnley as Jason Shackell is fouled by Zabaleta during his tumble. The City players are incensed. Will that moment spell curtains for their title challenge? There will be four minutes of injury time to be added on... 86 mins: Burnley make their first change of the match and it's a defensive one as striker Sam Vokes is replaced by Stephen Ward. Lampard's appearance is his 600th in the Premier League. Only Ryan Giggs has made more. 82 mins: And that cross is Toure's last piece of action as he is replaced by Frank Lampard. 81 mins: What a chance that was for City to equalise. Navas cuts the ball back on the right flank to Yaya Toure. The latter whips in a devilish cross that finds the head of Aguero at the back post. The Argentina international can only head over from just outside the six-yard box though. The frustration grows for the visitors. City are continuing to press for an equaliser but have yet to breach the Burnley defence. As they push further forward gaps are starting to appear which Burnley are beginning to exploit. The visitors have simply not been at it tonight, a huge credit must go to the Clarets though. They've been brilliant. 74 mins: Pellegrini makes his second change of the match as Silva is replaced by Stevan Jovetic. 71 mins: Two of Burnley's back four are now cautioned as Michael Duff sees yellow for a foul. 66 mins: City have just over 20 minutes plus added time to turnaround this scoreline. Victory for City would see them close the gap on Chelsea to two-points ahead of their match against Southampton on Sunday. A defeat means the Blues could go eight points clear if they beat the Saints. Do the City players want it enough? 63 mins: City react to conceding the opener by taking off the ineffectual Dzeko and replacing him with Wilfried Bony. Demichelis' act of cynicism has been punished spectacularly by Burnley. From the resulting free-kick Trippier's set piece is headed away by City captain Vincent Kompany. Unfortunately for the defender his clearance falls straight to Boyd who hits a sweet left-footed volley first time that arrows into the bottom corner. A fantastic strike. 60 mins: Martin Demichelis swiftly follows Mee into the referees book for a cynical challenge on Ings. 58 mins: We have our first booking of the match and it's a harsh one as Ben Mee is cautioned for a challenge on Jesus Navas. Replays show it was a soft decision in comparison to some of the unpunished tackles that the City players have dealt. 55 mins: What a hit by George Boyd - he's so unlucky. The Scotland international hits a hook volley, with his weaker right foot, over his shoulder that narrowly goes past the post. That's got the crowd engaged. 51 mins: David Silva has just produced a collectors item - a bad touch. And at precisely the wrong time too. Aguero does brilliantly to spin around a Burnley defender on the halfway line and race clear. With Silva in support he plays in the playmaker but his first touch forces him wide with Heaton bearing down on him. That could, and probably should have been, 1-0 to the visitors. Will the deadlock be broken in this stalemate? A Manchester City fan has just proposed to his Burnley-supporting girlfriend on the pitch at half time. Thankfully she said yes because it’s a long walk back to the touchline. That’s the best entertainment we’ve had here so far. Disappointing first half from the champions. Surely they haven’t got one eye on Barcelona when there’s still something to play for in the title race. City showed a few flashes towards the end of the first half but Tom Heaton has only had two saves to make, and fairly routine saves at that. And the referee has drawn a close to first half proceedings at Turf Moor. In truth it's been a rather drab affair with no clear-cut chances yet created for either side. The hosts will be pleased with their display so far as they aim to avoid relegation, but City know they have to improve if they are to keep their hopes alive of retaining the Premier League title. 42 mins: City are dominating possession now and the stats support that with 70 per cent of the ball in their favour. However, the key statistic is that it is still 0-0. Can they make their dominance count? 34 mins: The visitors are slowly starting to come into the game more. Again Dzeko wriggles free inside in the Burnley box but is tackled before he can shoot. The ball falls into the path of Aguero who chooses to shoot rather the cross. The end product? An effort well wide of goal. Nevertheless a warning sign for the hosts. 29 mins: It's taken nearly half an hour but finally a keeper is forced into a save. Heaton comes off his line well to deny Dzeko from squeezing in a near post effort. From the resulting build-up the goalkeeper holds the ball well from an Aguero strike. As the old saying goes, you wait ages for a bus and then two come along at once. 26 mins: And that trend continues as Edin Dzeko drags an ambitious left-footed shot well wide of Tom Heaton's goal. 23 mins: The fans have little to cheer about so far and it's hardly surprising. We're approaching the midway point of the first half and neither side has managed a shot on target yet. 15 mins: Still no clear-cut chances created by either side. Both goalkeepers have had yet to break sweat. 10 mins: Burnley right back Kieran Trippier crosses a ball that hits Gael Clichy. The home fans roar for a penalty but replays clearly show the ball hits the left back in the chest. 6 mins: As you would expect Burnley came out of the traps strongly in the opening exchanges. City have weathered that 'mini-storm' and are starting to express themselves. The match has started in Lancashire. Can Burnley stun City? Kick-off is imminent... Look away Burnley fans... City are unbeaten in their last six visits to Turf Moor in all competitions, winning the last five in a row and scoring 17 times in the last four. To make matters the visitors are unbeaten in their last 13 matches in all competitions against the Clarets (W8 D5 L0). Records are there to be broken though... In a close battle for the Premier League title, December 28 2014 could be a date that haunts City. Leading 2-0 at half-time against Burnley, Manuel Pellegrini's side squander a two-goal lead to draw with Sean Dyche's men. George Boyd scored straight after the break, turning home Danny Ings' shot while in an offside position. Then Ashley Barnes reacted quickest in a crowded penalty area to smash home a loose ball to earn the visitors a draw. Pellegrini knows his side can't afford a repeat performance like that if they are to close the gap on league leaders Chelsea. Manchester City captain Vincent Kompany returns to the starting line-up after being an unused substitute against Leicester on 4 March. Quartet Pablo Zabaleta, Gael Clichy, Fernandinho and Edin Dzeko also start as Manuel Pellegrini rings the changes. Right so the Burnley team news is and Mike Duff and Sam Vokes come in for Michael Keane and Michael Kightly in the only two changes for the Clarets from the side that lost 2-0 at Anfield against Liverpool. Manchester City XI: Hart, Zabaleta, Kompany, Demichelis, Clichy, Navas, Fernandinho, Yaya Toure, Silva, Dzeko, Aguero . Subs: Caballero, Mangala, Sagna, Nasri, Lampard, Bony, Jovetic . Burnley XI: Heaton, Trippier, Shackell, Duff, Mee; Barnes, Arfield, Jones, Boyd; Ings, Vokes . Subs: Gilks, Keane, Reid, Ward, Jutkiewicz, Wallace, Kightly. Hello and welcome to Sportsmail's coverage of Saturday's late Premier League kick-off between Burnley and Manchester City. Both sides are desperate for the three points for reasons concerning either end of the table. Follow all the action from Turf Moor with myself, Luke Augustus, kick-off is at 5.30pm. | Dataset: ccdv/cnn_dailymail/3.0.0/validation | 6.6 | 122.249338 | 1,874 | 62.546354 | 0.376238 | 0.924794 | 1 | 0.771292 | 0.000609 | 5.054031 | 0.260501 | -0.144277 | null | -0.127904 | 0.636739 | 0.780517 | null | 0.643389 |
304 | 109 | George Boyd scored a famous Burnley winner as Manchester City's strongarm tactics backfired ahead of their big date in The Nou Camp. Turf Moor was bouncing as Boyd lashed home a poor clearance from returning City captain Vincent Kompany after 61 minutes. And Manuel Pellegrini's men – who sent on £50million substitutes Wilfried Bony and Stevan Jovetic to try and salvage the game – were lucky to survive with 11 men after bad challenges from Sergio Aguero and Martin Demichelis. CLICK HERE to read Sportsmail's Joe Bernstein's full match report from Turf Moor. Host commentator . What a potential season-defining moment Burnley's win could be tonight. The victory still sees the Clarets in the relegation zone - but by only one point with Sunderland looking over their shoulders ever-more. Meanwhile the defeat for City is damaging for their title hopes. A win for Chelsea on Sunday would see Manuel Pellegrini's side trail by eight points with nine games remaining. City now have to pick themselves up with a daunting trip to Barcelona in the Champions League on Wednesday night. Until next time, have a good evening! And the referee brings a close to the match. Relegation candidates Burnley have stunned the champions Manchester City! George Boyd's goal separates the two sides. Cue pandemonium among the Turf Moor faithful. 92 mins: Burnley make their second defensive change of the match as Danny Ings is taken off for Steven Reid. The hosts are now playing without any recognised strikers. 91 mins: Oh wow, what a huge moment in the match. Pablo Zabaleta charges into the Burnley box and falls under the challenge of Mee. On first inspection it looked a penalty and the replays suggest so too. However the referee decides otherwise and awards a free-kick to Burnley as Jason Shackell is fouled by Zabaleta during his tumble. The City players are incensed. Will that moment spell curtains for their title challenge? There will be four minutes of injury time to be added on... 86 mins: Burnley make their first change of the match and it's a defensive one as striker Sam Vokes is replaced by Stephen Ward. Lampard's appearance is his 600th in the Premier League. Only Ryan Giggs has made more. 82 mins: And that cross is Toure's last piece of action as he is replaced by Frank Lampard. 81 mins: What a chance that was for City to equalise. Navas cuts the ball back on the right flank to Yaya Toure. The latter whips in a devilish cross that finds the head of Aguero at the back post. The Argentina international can only head over from just outside the six-yard box though. The frustration grows for the visitors. City are continuing to press for an equaliser but have yet to breach the Burnley defence. As they push further forward gaps are starting to appear which Burnley are beginning to exploit. The visitors have simply not been at it tonight, a huge credit must go to the Clarets though. They've been brilliant. 74 mins: Pellegrini makes his second change of the match as Silva is replaced by Stevan Jovetic. 71 mins: Two of Burnley's back four are now cautioned as Michael Duff sees yellow for a foul. 66 mins: City have just over 20 minutes plus added time to turnaround this scoreline. Victory for City would see them close the gap on Chelsea to two-points ahead of their match against Southampton on Sunday. A defeat means the Blues could go eight points clear if they beat the Saints. Do the City players want it enough? 63 mins: City react to conceding the opener by taking off the ineffectual Dzeko and replacing him with Wilfried Bony. Demichelis' act of cynicism has been punished spectacularly by Burnley. From the resulting free-kick Trippier's set piece is headed away by City captain Vincent Kompany. Unfortunately for the defender his clearance falls straight to Boyd who hits a sweet left-footed volley first time that arrows into the bottom corner. A fantastic strike. 60 mins: Martin Demichelis swiftly follows Mee into the referees book for a cynical challenge on Ings. 58 mins: We have our first booking of the match and it's a harsh one as Ben Mee is cautioned for a challenge on Jesus Navas. Replays show it was a soft decision in comparison to some of the unpunished tackles that the City players have dealt. 55 mins: What a hit by George Boyd - he's so unlucky. The Scotland international hits a hook volley, with his weaker right foot, over his shoulder that narrowly goes past the post. That's got the crowd engaged. 51 mins: David Silva has just produced a collectors item - a bad touch. And at precisely the wrong time too. Aguero does brilliantly to spin around a Burnley defender on the halfway line and race clear. With Silva in support he plays in the playmaker but his first touch forces him wide with Heaton bearing down on him. That could, and probably should have been, 1-0 to the visitors. Will the deadlock be broken in this stalemate? A Manchester City fan has just proposed to his Burnley-supporting girlfriend on the pitch at half time. Thankfully she said yes because it’s a long walk back to the touchline. That’s the best entertainment we’ve had here so far. Disappointing first half from the champions. Surely they haven’t got one eye on Barcelona when there’s still something to play for in the title race. City showed a few flashes towards the end of the first half but Tom Heaton has only had two saves to make, and fairly routine saves at that. And the referee has drawn a close to first half proceedings at Turf Moor. In truth it's been a rather drab affair with no clear-cut chances yet created for either side. The hosts will be pleased with their display so far as they aim to avoid relegation, but City know they have to improve if they are to keep their hopes alive of retaining the Premier League title. 42 mins: City are dominating possession now and the stats support that with 70 per cent of the ball in their favour. However, the key statistic is that it is still 0-0. Can they make their dominance count? 34 mins: The visitors are slowly starting to come into the game more. Again Dzeko wriggles free inside in the Burnley box but is tackled before he can shoot. The ball falls into the path of Aguero who chooses to shoot rather the cross. The end product? An effort well wide of goal. Nevertheless a warning sign for the hosts. 29 mins: It's taken nearly half an hour but finally a keeper is forced into a save. Heaton comes off his line well to deny Dzeko from squeezing in a near post effort. From the resulting build-up the goalkeeper holds the ball well from an Aguero strike. As the old saying goes, you wait ages for a bus and then two come along at once. 26 mins: And that trend continues as Edin Dzeko drags an ambitious left-footed shot well wide of Tom Heaton's goal. 23 mins: The fans have little to cheer about so far and it's hardly surprising. We're approaching the midway point of the first half and neither side has managed a shot on target yet. 15 mins: Still no clear-cut chances created by either side. Both goalkeepers have had yet to break sweat. 10 mins: Burnley right back Kieran Trippier crosses a ball that hits Gael Clichy. The home fans roar for a penalty but replays clearly show the ball hits the left back in the chest. 6 mins: As you would expect Burnley came out of the traps strongly in the opening exchanges. City have weathered that 'mini-storm' and are starting to express themselves. The match has started in Lancashire. Can Burnley stun City? Kick-off is imminent... Look away Burnley fans... City are unbeaten in their last six visits to Turf Moor in all competitions, winning the last five in a row and scoring 17 times in the last four. To make matters the visitors are unbeaten in their last 13 matches in all competitions against the Clarets (W8 D5 L0). Records are there to be broken though... In a close battle for the Premier League title, December 28 2014 could be a date that haunts City. Leading 2-0 at half-time against Burnley, Manuel Pellegrini's side squander a two-goal lead to draw with Sean Dyche's men. George Boyd scored straight after the break, turning home Danny Ings' shot while in an offside position. Then Ashley Barnes reacted quickest in a crowded penalty area to smash home a loose ball to earn the visitors a draw. Pellegrini knows his side can't afford a repeat performance like that if they are to close the gap on league leaders Chelsea. Manchester City captain Vincent Kompany returns to the starting line-up after being an unused substitute against Leicester on 4 March. Quartet Pablo Zabaleta, Gael Clichy, Fernandinho and Edin Dzeko also start as Manuel Pellegrini rings the changes. Right so the Burnley team news is and Mike Duff and Sam Vokes come in for Michael Keane and Michael Kightly in the only two changes for the Clarets from the side that lost 2-0 at Anfield against Liverpool. Manchester City XI: Hart, Zabaleta, Kompany, Demichelis, Clichy, Navas, Fernandinho, Yaya Toure, Silva, Dzeko, Aguero . Subs: Caballero, Mangala, Sagna, Nasri, Lampard, Bony, Jovetic . Burnley XI: Heaton, Trippier, Shackell, Duff, Mee; Barnes, Arfield, Jones, Boyd; Ings, Vokes . Subs: Gilks, Keane, Reid, Ward, Jutkiewicz, Wallace, Kightly. Hello and welcome to Sportsmail's coverage of Saturday's late Premier League kick-off between Burnley and Manchester City. Both sides are desperate for the three points for reasons concerning either end of the table. Follow all the action from Turf Moor with myself, Luke Augustus, kick-off is at 5.30pm. | Dataset: ccdv/cnn_dailymail/3.0.0/validation | 6.6 | 122.249338 | 1,874 | 62.546354 | 0.376238 | 0.924794 | 1 | 0.771292 | 0.000609 | 5.054031 | null | -0.152909 | -0.641495 | 0.121828 | null | 0.771885 | 0.358505 | 0.89312 |
305 | 109 | George Boyd scored a famous Burnley winner as Manchester City's strongarm tactics backfired ahead of their big date in The Nou Camp. Turf Moor was bouncing as Boyd lashed home a poor clearance from returning City captain Vincent Kompany after 61 minutes. And Manuel Pellegrini's men – who sent on £50million substitutes Wilfried Bony and Stevan Jovetic to try and salvage the game – were lucky to survive with 11 men after bad challenges from Sergio Aguero and Martin Demichelis. CLICK HERE to read Sportsmail's Joe Bernstein's full match report from Turf Moor. Host commentator . What a potential season-defining moment Burnley's win could be tonight. The victory still sees the Clarets in the relegation zone - but by only one point with Sunderland looking over their shoulders ever-more. Meanwhile the defeat for City is damaging for their title hopes. A win for Chelsea on Sunday would see Manuel Pellegrini's side trail by eight points with nine games remaining. City now have to pick themselves up with a daunting trip to Barcelona in the Champions League on Wednesday night. Until next time, have a good evening! And the referee brings a close to the match. Relegation candidates Burnley have stunned the champions Manchester City! George Boyd's goal separates the two sides. Cue pandemonium among the Turf Moor faithful. 92 mins: Burnley make their second defensive change of the match as Danny Ings is taken off for Steven Reid. The hosts are now playing without any recognised strikers. 91 mins: Oh wow, what a huge moment in the match. Pablo Zabaleta charges into the Burnley box and falls under the challenge of Mee. On first inspection it looked a penalty and the replays suggest so too. However the referee decides otherwise and awards a free-kick to Burnley as Jason Shackell is fouled by Zabaleta during his tumble. The City players are incensed. Will that moment spell curtains for their title challenge? There will be four minutes of injury time to be added on... 86 mins: Burnley make their first change of the match and it's a defensive one as striker Sam Vokes is replaced by Stephen Ward. Lampard's appearance is his 600th in the Premier League. Only Ryan Giggs has made more. 82 mins: And that cross is Toure's last piece of action as he is replaced by Frank Lampard. 81 mins: What a chance that was for City to equalise. Navas cuts the ball back on the right flank to Yaya Toure. The latter whips in a devilish cross that finds the head of Aguero at the back post. The Argentina international can only head over from just outside the six-yard box though. The frustration grows for the visitors. City are continuing to press for an equaliser but have yet to breach the Burnley defence. As they push further forward gaps are starting to appear which Burnley are beginning to exploit. The visitors have simply not been at it tonight, a huge credit must go to the Clarets though. They've been brilliant. 74 mins: Pellegrini makes his second change of the match as Silva is replaced by Stevan Jovetic. 71 mins: Two of Burnley's back four are now cautioned as Michael Duff sees yellow for a foul. 66 mins: City have just over 20 minutes plus added time to turnaround this scoreline. Victory for City would see them close the gap on Chelsea to two-points ahead of their match against Southampton on Sunday. A defeat means the Blues could go eight points clear if they beat the Saints. Do the City players want it enough? 63 mins: City react to conceding the opener by taking off the ineffectual Dzeko and replacing him with Wilfried Bony. Demichelis' act of cynicism has been punished spectacularly by Burnley. From the resulting free-kick Trippier's set piece is headed away by City captain Vincent Kompany. Unfortunately for the defender his clearance falls straight to Boyd who hits a sweet left-footed volley first time that arrows into the bottom corner. A fantastic strike. 60 mins: Martin Demichelis swiftly follows Mee into the referees book for a cynical challenge on Ings. 58 mins: We have our first booking of the match and it's a harsh one as Ben Mee is cautioned for a challenge on Jesus Navas. Replays show it was a soft decision in comparison to some of the unpunished tackles that the City players have dealt. 55 mins: What a hit by George Boyd - he's so unlucky. The Scotland international hits a hook volley, with his weaker right foot, over his shoulder that narrowly goes past the post. That's got the crowd engaged. 51 mins: David Silva has just produced a collectors item - a bad touch. And at precisely the wrong time too. Aguero does brilliantly to spin around a Burnley defender on the halfway line and race clear. With Silva in support he plays in the playmaker but his first touch forces him wide with Heaton bearing down on him. That could, and probably should have been, 1-0 to the visitors. Will the deadlock be broken in this stalemate? A Manchester City fan has just proposed to his Burnley-supporting girlfriend on the pitch at half time. Thankfully she said yes because it’s a long walk back to the touchline. That’s the best entertainment we’ve had here so far. Disappointing first half from the champions. Surely they haven’t got one eye on Barcelona when there’s still something to play for in the title race. City showed a few flashes towards the end of the first half but Tom Heaton has only had two saves to make, and fairly routine saves at that. And the referee has drawn a close to first half proceedings at Turf Moor. In truth it's been a rather drab affair with no clear-cut chances yet created for either side. The hosts will be pleased with their display so far as they aim to avoid relegation, but City know they have to improve if they are to keep their hopes alive of retaining the Premier League title. 42 mins: City are dominating possession now and the stats support that with 70 per cent of the ball in their favour. However, the key statistic is that it is still 0-0. Can they make their dominance count? 34 mins: The visitors are slowly starting to come into the game more. Again Dzeko wriggles free inside in the Burnley box but is tackled before he can shoot. The ball falls into the path of Aguero who chooses to shoot rather the cross. The end product? An effort well wide of goal. Nevertheless a warning sign for the hosts. 29 mins: It's taken nearly half an hour but finally a keeper is forced into a save. Heaton comes off his line well to deny Dzeko from squeezing in a near post effort. From the resulting build-up the goalkeeper holds the ball well from an Aguero strike. As the old saying goes, you wait ages for a bus and then two come along at once. 26 mins: And that trend continues as Edin Dzeko drags an ambitious left-footed shot well wide of Tom Heaton's goal. 23 mins: The fans have little to cheer about so far and it's hardly surprising. We're approaching the midway point of the first half and neither side has managed a shot on target yet. 15 mins: Still no clear-cut chances created by either side. Both goalkeepers have had yet to break sweat. 10 mins: Burnley right back Kieran Trippier crosses a ball that hits Gael Clichy. The home fans roar for a penalty but replays clearly show the ball hits the left back in the chest. 6 mins: As you would expect Burnley came out of the traps strongly in the opening exchanges. City have weathered that 'mini-storm' and are starting to express themselves. The match has started in Lancashire. Can Burnley stun City? Kick-off is imminent... Look away Burnley fans... City are unbeaten in their last six visits to Turf Moor in all competitions, winning the last five in a row and scoring 17 times in the last four. To make matters the visitors are unbeaten in their last 13 matches in all competitions against the Clarets (W8 D5 L0). Records are there to be broken though... In a close battle for the Premier League title, December 28 2014 could be a date that haunts City. Leading 2-0 at half-time against Burnley, Manuel Pellegrini's side squander a two-goal lead to draw with Sean Dyche's men. George Boyd scored straight after the break, turning home Danny Ings' shot while in an offside position. Then Ashley Barnes reacted quickest in a crowded penalty area to smash home a loose ball to earn the visitors a draw. Pellegrini knows his side can't afford a repeat performance like that if they are to close the gap on league leaders Chelsea. Manchester City captain Vincent Kompany returns to the starting line-up after being an unused substitute against Leicester on 4 March. Quartet Pablo Zabaleta, Gael Clichy, Fernandinho and Edin Dzeko also start as Manuel Pellegrini rings the changes. Right so the Burnley team news is and Mike Duff and Sam Vokes come in for Michael Keane and Michael Kightly in the only two changes for the Clarets from the side that lost 2-0 at Anfield against Liverpool. Manchester City XI: Hart, Zabaleta, Kompany, Demichelis, Clichy, Navas, Fernandinho, Yaya Toure, Silva, Dzeko, Aguero . Subs: Caballero, Mangala, Sagna, Nasri, Lampard, Bony, Jovetic . Burnley XI: Heaton, Trippier, Shackell, Duff, Mee; Barnes, Arfield, Jones, Boyd; Ings, Vokes . Subs: Gilks, Keane, Reid, Ward, Jutkiewicz, Wallace, Kightly. Hello and welcome to Sportsmail's coverage of Saturday's late Premier League kick-off between Burnley and Manchester City. Both sides are desperate for the three points for reasons concerning either end of the table. Follow all the action from Turf Moor with myself, Luke Augustus, kick-off is at 5.30pm. | Dataset: ccdv/cnn_dailymail/3.0.0/validation | 6.6 | 122.249338 | 1,874 | 62.546354 | 0.376238 | 0.924794 | 1 | 0.771292 | 0.000609 | 5.054031 | -0.11371 | -0.667737 | null | -0.531465 | 0.262528 | 0.257057 | null | 0.239828 |
306 | 109 | George Boyd scored a famous Burnley winner as Manchester City's strongarm tactics backfired ahead of their big date in The Nou Camp. Turf Moor was bouncing as Boyd lashed home a poor clearance from returning City captain Vincent Kompany after 61 minutes. And Manuel Pellegrini's men – who sent on £50million substitutes Wilfried Bony and Stevan Jovetic to try and salvage the game – were lucky to survive with 11 men after bad challenges from Sergio Aguero and Martin Demichelis. CLICK HERE to read Sportsmail's Joe Bernstein's full match report from Turf Moor. Host commentator . What a potential season-defining moment Burnley's win could be tonight. The victory still sees the Clarets in the relegation zone - but by only one point with Sunderland looking over their shoulders ever-more. Meanwhile the defeat for City is damaging for their title hopes. A win for Chelsea on Sunday would see Manuel Pellegrini's side trail by eight points with nine games remaining. City now have to pick themselves up with a daunting trip to Barcelona in the Champions League on Wednesday night. Until next time, have a good evening! And the referee brings a close to the match. Relegation candidates Burnley have stunned the champions Manchester City! George Boyd's goal separates the two sides. Cue pandemonium among the Turf Moor faithful. 92 mins: Burnley make their second defensive change of the match as Danny Ings is taken off for Steven Reid. The hosts are now playing without any recognised strikers. 91 mins: Oh wow, what a huge moment in the match. Pablo Zabaleta charges into the Burnley box and falls under the challenge of Mee. On first inspection it looked a penalty and the replays suggest so too. However the referee decides otherwise and awards a free-kick to Burnley as Jason Shackell is fouled by Zabaleta during his tumble. The City players are incensed. Will that moment spell curtains for their title challenge? There will be four minutes of injury time to be added on... 86 mins: Burnley make their first change of the match and it's a defensive one as striker Sam Vokes is replaced by Stephen Ward. Lampard's appearance is his 600th in the Premier League. Only Ryan Giggs has made more. 82 mins: And that cross is Toure's last piece of action as he is replaced by Frank Lampard. 81 mins: What a chance that was for City to equalise. Navas cuts the ball back on the right flank to Yaya Toure. The latter whips in a devilish cross that finds the head of Aguero at the back post. The Argentina international can only head over from just outside the six-yard box though. The frustration grows for the visitors. City are continuing to press for an equaliser but have yet to breach the Burnley defence. As they push further forward gaps are starting to appear which Burnley are beginning to exploit. The visitors have simply not been at it tonight, a huge credit must go to the Clarets though. They've been brilliant. 74 mins: Pellegrini makes his second change of the match as Silva is replaced by Stevan Jovetic. 71 mins: Two of Burnley's back four are now cautioned as Michael Duff sees yellow for a foul. 66 mins: City have just over 20 minutes plus added time to turnaround this scoreline. Victory for City would see them close the gap on Chelsea to two-points ahead of their match against Southampton on Sunday. A defeat means the Blues could go eight points clear if they beat the Saints. Do the City players want it enough? 63 mins: City react to conceding the opener by taking off the ineffectual Dzeko and replacing him with Wilfried Bony. Demichelis' act of cynicism has been punished spectacularly by Burnley. From the resulting free-kick Trippier's set piece is headed away by City captain Vincent Kompany. Unfortunately for the defender his clearance falls straight to Boyd who hits a sweet left-footed volley first time that arrows into the bottom corner. A fantastic strike. 60 mins: Martin Demichelis swiftly follows Mee into the referees book for a cynical challenge on Ings. 58 mins: We have our first booking of the match and it's a harsh one as Ben Mee is cautioned for a challenge on Jesus Navas. Replays show it was a soft decision in comparison to some of the unpunished tackles that the City players have dealt. 55 mins: What a hit by George Boyd - he's so unlucky. The Scotland international hits a hook volley, with his weaker right foot, over his shoulder that narrowly goes past the post. That's got the crowd engaged. 51 mins: David Silva has just produced a collectors item - a bad touch. And at precisely the wrong time too. Aguero does brilliantly to spin around a Burnley defender on the halfway line and race clear. With Silva in support he plays in the playmaker but his first touch forces him wide with Heaton bearing down on him. That could, and probably should have been, 1-0 to the visitors. Will the deadlock be broken in this stalemate? A Manchester City fan has just proposed to his Burnley-supporting girlfriend on the pitch at half time. Thankfully she said yes because it’s a long walk back to the touchline. That’s the best entertainment we’ve had here so far. Disappointing first half from the champions. Surely they haven’t got one eye on Barcelona when there’s still something to play for in the title race. City showed a few flashes towards the end of the first half but Tom Heaton has only had two saves to make, and fairly routine saves at that. And the referee has drawn a close to first half proceedings at Turf Moor. In truth it's been a rather drab affair with no clear-cut chances yet created for either side. The hosts will be pleased with their display so far as they aim to avoid relegation, but City know they have to improve if they are to keep their hopes alive of retaining the Premier League title. 42 mins: City are dominating possession now and the stats support that with 70 per cent of the ball in their favour. However, the key statistic is that it is still 0-0. Can they make their dominance count? 34 mins: The visitors are slowly starting to come into the game more. Again Dzeko wriggles free inside in the Burnley box but is tackled before he can shoot. The ball falls into the path of Aguero who chooses to shoot rather the cross. The end product? An effort well wide of goal. Nevertheless a warning sign for the hosts. 29 mins: It's taken nearly half an hour but finally a keeper is forced into a save. Heaton comes off his line well to deny Dzeko from squeezing in a near post effort. From the resulting build-up the goalkeeper holds the ball well from an Aguero strike. As the old saying goes, you wait ages for a bus and then two come along at once. 26 mins: And that trend continues as Edin Dzeko drags an ambitious left-footed shot well wide of Tom Heaton's goal. 23 mins: The fans have little to cheer about so far and it's hardly surprising. We're approaching the midway point of the first half and neither side has managed a shot on target yet. 15 mins: Still no clear-cut chances created by either side. Both goalkeepers have had yet to break sweat. 10 mins: Burnley right back Kieran Trippier crosses a ball that hits Gael Clichy. The home fans roar for a penalty but replays clearly show the ball hits the left back in the chest. 6 mins: As you would expect Burnley came out of the traps strongly in the opening exchanges. City have weathered that 'mini-storm' and are starting to express themselves. The match has started in Lancashire. Can Burnley stun City? Kick-off is imminent... Look away Burnley fans... City are unbeaten in their last six visits to Turf Moor in all competitions, winning the last five in a row and scoring 17 times in the last four. To make matters the visitors are unbeaten in their last 13 matches in all competitions against the Clarets (W8 D5 L0). Records are there to be broken though... In a close battle for the Premier League title, December 28 2014 could be a date that haunts City. Leading 2-0 at half-time against Burnley, Manuel Pellegrini's side squander a two-goal lead to draw with Sean Dyche's men. George Boyd scored straight after the break, turning home Danny Ings' shot while in an offside position. Then Ashley Barnes reacted quickest in a crowded penalty area to smash home a loose ball to earn the visitors a draw. Pellegrini knows his side can't afford a repeat performance like that if they are to close the gap on league leaders Chelsea. Manchester City captain Vincent Kompany returns to the starting line-up after being an unused substitute against Leicester on 4 March. Quartet Pablo Zabaleta, Gael Clichy, Fernandinho and Edin Dzeko also start as Manuel Pellegrini rings the changes. Right so the Burnley team news is and Mike Duff and Sam Vokes come in for Michael Keane and Michael Kightly in the only two changes for the Clarets from the side that lost 2-0 at Anfield against Liverpool. Manchester City XI: Hart, Zabaleta, Kompany, Demichelis, Clichy, Navas, Fernandinho, Yaya Toure, Silva, Dzeko, Aguero . Subs: Caballero, Mangala, Sagna, Nasri, Lampard, Bony, Jovetic . Burnley XI: Heaton, Trippier, Shackell, Duff, Mee; Barnes, Arfield, Jones, Boyd; Ings, Vokes . Subs: Gilks, Keane, Reid, Ward, Jutkiewicz, Wallace, Kightly. Hello and welcome to Sportsmail's coverage of Saturday's late Premier League kick-off between Burnley and Manchester City. Both sides are desperate for the three points for reasons concerning either end of the table. Follow all the action from Turf Moor with myself, Luke Augustus, kick-off is at 5.30pm. | Dataset: ccdv/cnn_dailymail/3.0.0/validation | 6.6 | 122.249338 | 1,874 | 62.546354 | 0.376238 | 0.924794 | 1 | 0.771292 | 0.000609 | 5.054031 | null | -0.516372 | -0.661789 | -0.570926 | null | 0.408422 | 0.338211 | 0.200366 |
307 | 109 | George Boyd scored a famous Burnley winner as Manchester City's strongarm tactics backfired ahead of their big date in The Nou Camp. Turf Moor was bouncing as Boyd lashed home a poor clearance from returning City captain Vincent Kompany after 61 minutes. And Manuel Pellegrini's men – who sent on £50million substitutes Wilfried Bony and Stevan Jovetic to try and salvage the game – were lucky to survive with 11 men after bad challenges from Sergio Aguero and Martin Demichelis. CLICK HERE to read Sportsmail's Joe Bernstein's full match report from Turf Moor. Host commentator . What a potential season-defining moment Burnley's win could be tonight. The victory still sees the Clarets in the relegation zone - but by only one point with Sunderland looking over their shoulders ever-more. Meanwhile the defeat for City is damaging for their title hopes. A win for Chelsea on Sunday would see Manuel Pellegrini's side trail by eight points with nine games remaining. City now have to pick themselves up with a daunting trip to Barcelona in the Champions League on Wednesday night. Until next time, have a good evening! And the referee brings a close to the match. Relegation candidates Burnley have stunned the champions Manchester City! George Boyd's goal separates the two sides. Cue pandemonium among the Turf Moor faithful. 92 mins: Burnley make their second defensive change of the match as Danny Ings is taken off for Steven Reid. The hosts are now playing without any recognised strikers. 91 mins: Oh wow, what a huge moment in the match. Pablo Zabaleta charges into the Burnley box and falls under the challenge of Mee. On first inspection it looked a penalty and the replays suggest so too. However the referee decides otherwise and awards a free-kick to Burnley as Jason Shackell is fouled by Zabaleta during his tumble. The City players are incensed. Will that moment spell curtains for their title challenge? There will be four minutes of injury time to be added on... 86 mins: Burnley make their first change of the match and it's a defensive one as striker Sam Vokes is replaced by Stephen Ward. Lampard's appearance is his 600th in the Premier League. Only Ryan Giggs has made more. 82 mins: And that cross is Toure's last piece of action as he is replaced by Frank Lampard. 81 mins: What a chance that was for City to equalise. Navas cuts the ball back on the right flank to Yaya Toure. The latter whips in a devilish cross that finds the head of Aguero at the back post. The Argentina international can only head over from just outside the six-yard box though. The frustration grows for the visitors. City are continuing to press for an equaliser but have yet to breach the Burnley defence. As they push further forward gaps are starting to appear which Burnley are beginning to exploit. The visitors have simply not been at it tonight, a huge credit must go to the Clarets though. They've been brilliant. 74 mins: Pellegrini makes his second change of the match as Silva is replaced by Stevan Jovetic. 71 mins: Two of Burnley's back four are now cautioned as Michael Duff sees yellow for a foul. 66 mins: City have just over 20 minutes plus added time to turnaround this scoreline. Victory for City would see them close the gap on Chelsea to two-points ahead of their match against Southampton on Sunday. A defeat means the Blues could go eight points clear if they beat the Saints. Do the City players want it enough? 63 mins: City react to conceding the opener by taking off the ineffectual Dzeko and replacing him with Wilfried Bony. Demichelis' act of cynicism has been punished spectacularly by Burnley. From the resulting free-kick Trippier's set piece is headed away by City captain Vincent Kompany. Unfortunately for the defender his clearance falls straight to Boyd who hits a sweet left-footed volley first time that arrows into the bottom corner. A fantastic strike. 60 mins: Martin Demichelis swiftly follows Mee into the referees book for a cynical challenge on Ings. 58 mins: We have our first booking of the match and it's a harsh one as Ben Mee is cautioned for a challenge on Jesus Navas. Replays show it was a soft decision in comparison to some of the unpunished tackles that the City players have dealt. 55 mins: What a hit by George Boyd - he's so unlucky. The Scotland international hits a hook volley, with his weaker right foot, over his shoulder that narrowly goes past the post. That's got the crowd engaged. 51 mins: David Silva has just produced a collectors item - a bad touch. And at precisely the wrong time too. Aguero does brilliantly to spin around a Burnley defender on the halfway line and race clear. With Silva in support he plays in the playmaker but his first touch forces him wide with Heaton bearing down on him. That could, and probably should have been, 1-0 to the visitors. Will the deadlock be broken in this stalemate? A Manchester City fan has just proposed to his Burnley-supporting girlfriend on the pitch at half time. Thankfully she said yes because it’s a long walk back to the touchline. That’s the best entertainment we’ve had here so far. Disappointing first half from the champions. Surely they haven’t got one eye on Barcelona when there’s still something to play for in the title race. City showed a few flashes towards the end of the first half but Tom Heaton has only had two saves to make, and fairly routine saves at that. And the referee has drawn a close to first half proceedings at Turf Moor. In truth it's been a rather drab affair with no clear-cut chances yet created for either side. The hosts will be pleased with their display so far as they aim to avoid relegation, but City know they have to improve if they are to keep their hopes alive of retaining the Premier League title. 42 mins: City are dominating possession now and the stats support that with 70 per cent of the ball in their favour. However, the key statistic is that it is still 0-0. Can they make their dominance count? 34 mins: The visitors are slowly starting to come into the game more. Again Dzeko wriggles free inside in the Burnley box but is tackled before he can shoot. The ball falls into the path of Aguero who chooses to shoot rather the cross. The end product? An effort well wide of goal. Nevertheless a warning sign for the hosts. 29 mins: It's taken nearly half an hour but finally a keeper is forced into a save. Heaton comes off his line well to deny Dzeko from squeezing in a near post effort. From the resulting build-up the goalkeeper holds the ball well from an Aguero strike. As the old saying goes, you wait ages for a bus and then two come along at once. 26 mins: And that trend continues as Edin Dzeko drags an ambitious left-footed shot well wide of Tom Heaton's goal. 23 mins: The fans have little to cheer about so far and it's hardly surprising. We're approaching the midway point of the first half and neither side has managed a shot on target yet. 15 mins: Still no clear-cut chances created by either side. Both goalkeepers have had yet to break sweat. 10 mins: Burnley right back Kieran Trippier crosses a ball that hits Gael Clichy. The home fans roar for a penalty but replays clearly show the ball hits the left back in the chest. 6 mins: As you would expect Burnley came out of the traps strongly in the opening exchanges. City have weathered that 'mini-storm' and are starting to express themselves. The match has started in Lancashire. Can Burnley stun City? Kick-off is imminent... Look away Burnley fans... City are unbeaten in their last six visits to Turf Moor in all competitions, winning the last five in a row and scoring 17 times in the last four. To make matters the visitors are unbeaten in their last 13 matches in all competitions against the Clarets (W8 D5 L0). Records are there to be broken though... In a close battle for the Premier League title, December 28 2014 could be a date that haunts City. Leading 2-0 at half-time against Burnley, Manuel Pellegrini's side squander a two-goal lead to draw with Sean Dyche's men. George Boyd scored straight after the break, turning home Danny Ings' shot while in an offside position. Then Ashley Barnes reacted quickest in a crowded penalty area to smash home a loose ball to earn the visitors a draw. Pellegrini knows his side can't afford a repeat performance like that if they are to close the gap on league leaders Chelsea. Manchester City captain Vincent Kompany returns to the starting line-up after being an unused substitute against Leicester on 4 March. Quartet Pablo Zabaleta, Gael Clichy, Fernandinho and Edin Dzeko also start as Manuel Pellegrini rings the changes. Right so the Burnley team news is and Mike Duff and Sam Vokes come in for Michael Keane and Michael Kightly in the only two changes for the Clarets from the side that lost 2-0 at Anfield against Liverpool. Manchester City XI: Hart, Zabaleta, Kompany, Demichelis, Clichy, Navas, Fernandinho, Yaya Toure, Silva, Dzeko, Aguero . Subs: Caballero, Mangala, Sagna, Nasri, Lampard, Bony, Jovetic . Burnley XI: Heaton, Trippier, Shackell, Duff, Mee; Barnes, Arfield, Jones, Boyd; Ings, Vokes . Subs: Gilks, Keane, Reid, Ward, Jutkiewicz, Wallace, Kightly. Hello and welcome to Sportsmail's coverage of Saturday's late Premier League kick-off between Burnley and Manchester City. Both sides are desperate for the three points for reasons concerning either end of the table. Follow all the action from Turf Moor with myself, Luke Augustus, kick-off is at 5.30pm. | Dataset: ccdv/cnn_dailymail/3.0.0/validation | 6.6 | 122.249338 | 1,874 | 62.546354 | 0.376238 | 0.924794 | 1 | 0.771292 | 0.000609 | 5.054031 | null | -0.432754 | -0.649447 | -0.202546 | null | 0.49204 | 0.350553 | 0.568747 |
308 | 109 | George Boyd scored a famous Burnley winner as Manchester City's strongarm tactics backfired ahead of their big date in The Nou Camp. Turf Moor was bouncing as Boyd lashed home a poor clearance from returning City captain Vincent Kompany after 61 minutes. And Manuel Pellegrini's men – who sent on £50million substitutes Wilfried Bony and Stevan Jovetic to try and salvage the game – were lucky to survive with 11 men after bad challenges from Sergio Aguero and Martin Demichelis. CLICK HERE to read Sportsmail's Joe Bernstein's full match report from Turf Moor. Host commentator . What a potential season-defining moment Burnley's win could be tonight. The victory still sees the Clarets in the relegation zone - but by only one point with Sunderland looking over their shoulders ever-more. Meanwhile the defeat for City is damaging for their title hopes. A win for Chelsea on Sunday would see Manuel Pellegrini's side trail by eight points with nine games remaining. City now have to pick themselves up with a daunting trip to Barcelona in the Champions League on Wednesday night. Until next time, have a good evening! And the referee brings a close to the match. Relegation candidates Burnley have stunned the champions Manchester City! George Boyd's goal separates the two sides. Cue pandemonium among the Turf Moor faithful. 92 mins: Burnley make their second defensive change of the match as Danny Ings is taken off for Steven Reid. The hosts are now playing without any recognised strikers. 91 mins: Oh wow, what a huge moment in the match. Pablo Zabaleta charges into the Burnley box and falls under the challenge of Mee. On first inspection it looked a penalty and the replays suggest so too. However the referee decides otherwise and awards a free-kick to Burnley as Jason Shackell is fouled by Zabaleta during his tumble. The City players are incensed. Will that moment spell curtains for their title challenge? There will be four minutes of injury time to be added on... 86 mins: Burnley make their first change of the match and it's a defensive one as striker Sam Vokes is replaced by Stephen Ward. Lampard's appearance is his 600th in the Premier League. Only Ryan Giggs has made more. 82 mins: And that cross is Toure's last piece of action as he is replaced by Frank Lampard. 81 mins: What a chance that was for City to equalise. Navas cuts the ball back on the right flank to Yaya Toure. The latter whips in a devilish cross that finds the head of Aguero at the back post. The Argentina international can only head over from just outside the six-yard box though. The frustration grows for the visitors. City are continuing to press for an equaliser but have yet to breach the Burnley defence. As they push further forward gaps are starting to appear which Burnley are beginning to exploit. The visitors have simply not been at it tonight, a huge credit must go to the Clarets though. They've been brilliant. 74 mins: Pellegrini makes his second change of the match as Silva is replaced by Stevan Jovetic. 71 mins: Two of Burnley's back four are now cautioned as Michael Duff sees yellow for a foul. 66 mins: City have just over 20 minutes plus added time to turnaround this scoreline. Victory for City would see them close the gap on Chelsea to two-points ahead of their match against Southampton on Sunday. A defeat means the Blues could go eight points clear if they beat the Saints. Do the City players want it enough? 63 mins: City react to conceding the opener by taking off the ineffectual Dzeko and replacing him with Wilfried Bony. Demichelis' act of cynicism has been punished spectacularly by Burnley. From the resulting free-kick Trippier's set piece is headed away by City captain Vincent Kompany. Unfortunately for the defender his clearance falls straight to Boyd who hits a sweet left-footed volley first time that arrows into the bottom corner. A fantastic strike. 60 mins: Martin Demichelis swiftly follows Mee into the referees book for a cynical challenge on Ings. 58 mins: We have our first booking of the match and it's a harsh one as Ben Mee is cautioned for a challenge on Jesus Navas. Replays show it was a soft decision in comparison to some of the unpunished tackles that the City players have dealt. 55 mins: What a hit by George Boyd - he's so unlucky. The Scotland international hits a hook volley, with his weaker right foot, over his shoulder that narrowly goes past the post. That's got the crowd engaged. 51 mins: David Silva has just produced a collectors item - a bad touch. And at precisely the wrong time too. Aguero does brilliantly to spin around a Burnley defender on the halfway line and race clear. With Silva in support he plays in the playmaker but his first touch forces him wide with Heaton bearing down on him. That could, and probably should have been, 1-0 to the visitors. Will the deadlock be broken in this stalemate? A Manchester City fan has just proposed to his Burnley-supporting girlfriend on the pitch at half time. Thankfully she said yes because it’s a long walk back to the touchline. That’s the best entertainment we’ve had here so far. Disappointing first half from the champions. Surely they haven’t got one eye on Barcelona when there’s still something to play for in the title race. City showed a few flashes towards the end of the first half but Tom Heaton has only had two saves to make, and fairly routine saves at that. And the referee has drawn a close to first half proceedings at Turf Moor. In truth it's been a rather drab affair with no clear-cut chances yet created for either side. The hosts will be pleased with their display so far as they aim to avoid relegation, but City know they have to improve if they are to keep their hopes alive of retaining the Premier League title. 42 mins: City are dominating possession now and the stats support that with 70 per cent of the ball in their favour. However, the key statistic is that it is still 0-0. Can they make their dominance count? 34 mins: The visitors are slowly starting to come into the game more. Again Dzeko wriggles free inside in the Burnley box but is tackled before he can shoot. The ball falls into the path of Aguero who chooses to shoot rather the cross. The end product? An effort well wide of goal. Nevertheless a warning sign for the hosts. 29 mins: It's taken nearly half an hour but finally a keeper is forced into a save. Heaton comes off his line well to deny Dzeko from squeezing in a near post effort. From the resulting build-up the goalkeeper holds the ball well from an Aguero strike. As the old saying goes, you wait ages for a bus and then two come along at once. 26 mins: And that trend continues as Edin Dzeko drags an ambitious left-footed shot well wide of Tom Heaton's goal. 23 mins: The fans have little to cheer about so far and it's hardly surprising. We're approaching the midway point of the first half and neither side has managed a shot on target yet. 15 mins: Still no clear-cut chances created by either side. Both goalkeepers have had yet to break sweat. 10 mins: Burnley right back Kieran Trippier crosses a ball that hits Gael Clichy. The home fans roar for a penalty but replays clearly show the ball hits the left back in the chest. 6 mins: As you would expect Burnley came out of the traps strongly in the opening exchanges. City have weathered that 'mini-storm' and are starting to express themselves. The match has started in Lancashire. Can Burnley stun City? Kick-off is imminent... Look away Burnley fans... City are unbeaten in their last six visits to Turf Moor in all competitions, winning the last five in a row and scoring 17 times in the last four. To make matters the visitors are unbeaten in their last 13 matches in all competitions against the Clarets (W8 D5 L0). Records are there to be broken though... In a close battle for the Premier League title, December 28 2014 could be a date that haunts City. Leading 2-0 at half-time against Burnley, Manuel Pellegrini's side squander a two-goal lead to draw with Sean Dyche's men. George Boyd scored straight after the break, turning home Danny Ings' shot while in an offside position. Then Ashley Barnes reacted quickest in a crowded penalty area to smash home a loose ball to earn the visitors a draw. Pellegrini knows his side can't afford a repeat performance like that if they are to close the gap on league leaders Chelsea. Manchester City captain Vincent Kompany returns to the starting line-up after being an unused substitute against Leicester on 4 March. Quartet Pablo Zabaleta, Gael Clichy, Fernandinho and Edin Dzeko also start as Manuel Pellegrini rings the changes. Right so the Burnley team news is and Mike Duff and Sam Vokes come in for Michael Keane and Michael Kightly in the only two changes for the Clarets from the side that lost 2-0 at Anfield against Liverpool. Manchester City XI: Hart, Zabaleta, Kompany, Demichelis, Clichy, Navas, Fernandinho, Yaya Toure, Silva, Dzeko, Aguero . Subs: Caballero, Mangala, Sagna, Nasri, Lampard, Bony, Jovetic . Burnley XI: Heaton, Trippier, Shackell, Duff, Mee; Barnes, Arfield, Jones, Boyd; Ings, Vokes . Subs: Gilks, Keane, Reid, Ward, Jutkiewicz, Wallace, Kightly. Hello and welcome to Sportsmail's coverage of Saturday's late Premier League kick-off between Burnley and Manchester City. Both sides are desperate for the three points for reasons concerning either end of the table. Follow all the action from Turf Moor with myself, Luke Augustus, kick-off is at 5.30pm. | Dataset: ccdv/cnn_dailymail/3.0.0/validation | 6.6 | 122.249338 | 1,874 | 62.546354 | 0.376238 | 0.924794 | 1 | 0.771292 | 0.000609 | 5.054031 | -0.187739 | -0.133856 | null | -0.489082 | 0.188498 | 0.790938 | null | 0.28221 |
309 | 109 | George Boyd scored a famous Burnley winner as Manchester City's strongarm tactics backfired ahead of their big date in The Nou Camp. Turf Moor was bouncing as Boyd lashed home a poor clearance from returning City captain Vincent Kompany after 61 minutes. And Manuel Pellegrini's men – who sent on £50million substitutes Wilfried Bony and Stevan Jovetic to try and salvage the game – were lucky to survive with 11 men after bad challenges from Sergio Aguero and Martin Demichelis. CLICK HERE to read Sportsmail's Joe Bernstein's full match report from Turf Moor. Host commentator . What a potential season-defining moment Burnley's win could be tonight. The victory still sees the Clarets in the relegation zone - but by only one point with Sunderland looking over their shoulders ever-more. Meanwhile the defeat for City is damaging for their title hopes. A win for Chelsea on Sunday would see Manuel Pellegrini's side trail by eight points with nine games remaining. City now have to pick themselves up with a daunting trip to Barcelona in the Champions League on Wednesday night. Until next time, have a good evening! And the referee brings a close to the match. Relegation candidates Burnley have stunned the champions Manchester City! George Boyd's goal separates the two sides. Cue pandemonium among the Turf Moor faithful. 92 mins: Burnley make their second defensive change of the match as Danny Ings is taken off for Steven Reid. The hosts are now playing without any recognised strikers. 91 mins: Oh wow, what a huge moment in the match. Pablo Zabaleta charges into the Burnley box and falls under the challenge of Mee. On first inspection it looked a penalty and the replays suggest so too. However the referee decides otherwise and awards a free-kick to Burnley as Jason Shackell is fouled by Zabaleta during his tumble. The City players are incensed. Will that moment spell curtains for their title challenge? There will be four minutes of injury time to be added on... 86 mins: Burnley make their first change of the match and it's a defensive one as striker Sam Vokes is replaced by Stephen Ward. Lampard's appearance is his 600th in the Premier League. Only Ryan Giggs has made more. 82 mins: And that cross is Toure's last piece of action as he is replaced by Frank Lampard. 81 mins: What a chance that was for City to equalise. Navas cuts the ball back on the right flank to Yaya Toure. The latter whips in a devilish cross that finds the head of Aguero at the back post. The Argentina international can only head over from just outside the six-yard box though. The frustration grows for the visitors. City are continuing to press for an equaliser but have yet to breach the Burnley defence. As they push further forward gaps are starting to appear which Burnley are beginning to exploit. The visitors have simply not been at it tonight, a huge credit must go to the Clarets though. They've been brilliant. 74 mins: Pellegrini makes his second change of the match as Silva is replaced by Stevan Jovetic. 71 mins: Two of Burnley's back four are now cautioned as Michael Duff sees yellow for a foul. 66 mins: City have just over 20 minutes plus added time to turnaround this scoreline. Victory for City would see them close the gap on Chelsea to two-points ahead of their match against Southampton on Sunday. A defeat means the Blues could go eight points clear if they beat the Saints. Do the City players want it enough? 63 mins: City react to conceding the opener by taking off the ineffectual Dzeko and replacing him with Wilfried Bony. Demichelis' act of cynicism has been punished spectacularly by Burnley. From the resulting free-kick Trippier's set piece is headed away by City captain Vincent Kompany. Unfortunately for the defender his clearance falls straight to Boyd who hits a sweet left-footed volley first time that arrows into the bottom corner. A fantastic strike. 60 mins: Martin Demichelis swiftly follows Mee into the referees book for a cynical challenge on Ings. 58 mins: We have our first booking of the match and it's a harsh one as Ben Mee is cautioned for a challenge on Jesus Navas. Replays show it was a soft decision in comparison to some of the unpunished tackles that the City players have dealt. 55 mins: What a hit by George Boyd - he's so unlucky. The Scotland international hits a hook volley, with his weaker right foot, over his shoulder that narrowly goes past the post. That's got the crowd engaged. 51 mins: David Silva has just produced a collectors item - a bad touch. And at precisely the wrong time too. Aguero does brilliantly to spin around a Burnley defender on the halfway line and race clear. With Silva in support he plays in the playmaker but his first touch forces him wide with Heaton bearing down on him. That could, and probably should have been, 1-0 to the visitors. Will the deadlock be broken in this stalemate? A Manchester City fan has just proposed to his Burnley-supporting girlfriend on the pitch at half time. Thankfully she said yes because it’s a long walk back to the touchline. That’s the best entertainment we’ve had here so far. Disappointing first half from the champions. Surely they haven’t got one eye on Barcelona when there’s still something to play for in the title race. City showed a few flashes towards the end of the first half but Tom Heaton has only had two saves to make, and fairly routine saves at that. And the referee has drawn a close to first half proceedings at Turf Moor. In truth it's been a rather drab affair with no clear-cut chances yet created for either side. The hosts will be pleased with their display so far as they aim to avoid relegation, but City know they have to improve if they are to keep their hopes alive of retaining the Premier League title. 42 mins: City are dominating possession now and the stats support that with 70 per cent of the ball in their favour. However, the key statistic is that it is still 0-0. Can they make their dominance count? 34 mins: The visitors are slowly starting to come into the game more. Again Dzeko wriggles free inside in the Burnley box but is tackled before he can shoot. The ball falls into the path of Aguero who chooses to shoot rather the cross. The end product? An effort well wide of goal. Nevertheless a warning sign for the hosts. 29 mins: It's taken nearly half an hour but finally a keeper is forced into a save. Heaton comes off his line well to deny Dzeko from squeezing in a near post effort. From the resulting build-up the goalkeeper holds the ball well from an Aguero strike. As the old saying goes, you wait ages for a bus and then two come along at once. 26 mins: And that trend continues as Edin Dzeko drags an ambitious left-footed shot well wide of Tom Heaton's goal. 23 mins: The fans have little to cheer about so far and it's hardly surprising. We're approaching the midway point of the first half and neither side has managed a shot on target yet. 15 mins: Still no clear-cut chances created by either side. Both goalkeepers have had yet to break sweat. 10 mins: Burnley right back Kieran Trippier crosses a ball that hits Gael Clichy. The home fans roar for a penalty but replays clearly show the ball hits the left back in the chest. 6 mins: As you would expect Burnley came out of the traps strongly in the opening exchanges. City have weathered that 'mini-storm' and are starting to express themselves. The match has started in Lancashire. Can Burnley stun City? Kick-off is imminent... Look away Burnley fans... City are unbeaten in their last six visits to Turf Moor in all competitions, winning the last five in a row and scoring 17 times in the last four. To make matters the visitors are unbeaten in their last 13 matches in all competitions against the Clarets (W8 D5 L0). Records are there to be broken though... In a close battle for the Premier League title, December 28 2014 could be a date that haunts City. Leading 2-0 at half-time against Burnley, Manuel Pellegrini's side squander a two-goal lead to draw with Sean Dyche's men. George Boyd scored straight after the break, turning home Danny Ings' shot while in an offside position. Then Ashley Barnes reacted quickest in a crowded penalty area to smash home a loose ball to earn the visitors a draw. Pellegrini knows his side can't afford a repeat performance like that if they are to close the gap on league leaders Chelsea. Manchester City captain Vincent Kompany returns to the starting line-up after being an unused substitute against Leicester on 4 March. Quartet Pablo Zabaleta, Gael Clichy, Fernandinho and Edin Dzeko also start as Manuel Pellegrini rings the changes. Right so the Burnley team news is and Mike Duff and Sam Vokes come in for Michael Keane and Michael Kightly in the only two changes for the Clarets from the side that lost 2-0 at Anfield against Liverpool. Manchester City XI: Hart, Zabaleta, Kompany, Demichelis, Clichy, Navas, Fernandinho, Yaya Toure, Silva, Dzeko, Aguero . Subs: Caballero, Mangala, Sagna, Nasri, Lampard, Bony, Jovetic . Burnley XI: Heaton, Trippier, Shackell, Duff, Mee; Barnes, Arfield, Jones, Boyd; Ings, Vokes . Subs: Gilks, Keane, Reid, Ward, Jutkiewicz, Wallace, Kightly. Hello and welcome to Sportsmail's coverage of Saturday's late Premier League kick-off between Burnley and Manchester City. Both sides are desperate for the three points for reasons concerning either end of the table. Follow all the action from Turf Moor with myself, Luke Augustus, kick-off is at 5.30pm. | Dataset: ccdv/cnn_dailymail/3.0.0/validation | 6.6 | 122.249338 | 1,874 | 62.546354 | 0.376238 | 0.924794 | 1 | 0.771292 | 0.000609 | 5.054031 | null | -0.218053 | -0.108062 | -0.264349 | null | 0.706741 | 0.891938 | 0.506943 |
310 | 109 | George Boyd scored a famous Burnley winner as Manchester City's strongarm tactics backfired ahead of their big date in The Nou Camp. Turf Moor was bouncing as Boyd lashed home a poor clearance from returning City captain Vincent Kompany after 61 minutes. And Manuel Pellegrini's men – who sent on £50million substitutes Wilfried Bony and Stevan Jovetic to try and salvage the game – were lucky to survive with 11 men after bad challenges from Sergio Aguero and Martin Demichelis. CLICK HERE to read Sportsmail's Joe Bernstein's full match report from Turf Moor. Host commentator . What a potential season-defining moment Burnley's win could be tonight. The victory still sees the Clarets in the relegation zone - but by only one point with Sunderland looking over their shoulders ever-more. Meanwhile the defeat for City is damaging for their title hopes. A win for Chelsea on Sunday would see Manuel Pellegrini's side trail by eight points with nine games remaining. City now have to pick themselves up with a daunting trip to Barcelona in the Champions League on Wednesday night. Until next time, have a good evening! And the referee brings a close to the match. Relegation candidates Burnley have stunned the champions Manchester City! George Boyd's goal separates the two sides. Cue pandemonium among the Turf Moor faithful. 92 mins: Burnley make their second defensive change of the match as Danny Ings is taken off for Steven Reid. The hosts are now playing without any recognised strikers. 91 mins: Oh wow, what a huge moment in the match. Pablo Zabaleta charges into the Burnley box and falls under the challenge of Mee. On first inspection it looked a penalty and the replays suggest so too. However the referee decides otherwise and awards a free-kick to Burnley as Jason Shackell is fouled by Zabaleta during his tumble. The City players are incensed. Will that moment spell curtains for their title challenge? There will be four minutes of injury time to be added on... 86 mins: Burnley make their first change of the match and it's a defensive one as striker Sam Vokes is replaced by Stephen Ward. Lampard's appearance is his 600th in the Premier League. Only Ryan Giggs has made more. 82 mins: And that cross is Toure's last piece of action as he is replaced by Frank Lampard. 81 mins: What a chance that was for City to equalise. Navas cuts the ball back on the right flank to Yaya Toure. The latter whips in a devilish cross that finds the head of Aguero at the back post. The Argentina international can only head over from just outside the six-yard box though. The frustration grows for the visitors. City are continuing to press for an equaliser but have yet to breach the Burnley defence. As they push further forward gaps are starting to appear which Burnley are beginning to exploit. The visitors have simply not been at it tonight, a huge credit must go to the Clarets though. They've been brilliant. 74 mins: Pellegrini makes his second change of the match as Silva is replaced by Stevan Jovetic. 71 mins: Two of Burnley's back four are now cautioned as Michael Duff sees yellow for a foul. 66 mins: City have just over 20 minutes plus added time to turnaround this scoreline. Victory for City would see them close the gap on Chelsea to two-points ahead of their match against Southampton on Sunday. A defeat means the Blues could go eight points clear if they beat the Saints. Do the City players want it enough? 63 mins: City react to conceding the opener by taking off the ineffectual Dzeko and replacing him with Wilfried Bony. Demichelis' act of cynicism has been punished spectacularly by Burnley. From the resulting free-kick Trippier's set piece is headed away by City captain Vincent Kompany. Unfortunately for the defender his clearance falls straight to Boyd who hits a sweet left-footed volley first time that arrows into the bottom corner. A fantastic strike. 60 mins: Martin Demichelis swiftly follows Mee into the referees book for a cynical challenge on Ings. 58 mins: We have our first booking of the match and it's a harsh one as Ben Mee is cautioned for a challenge on Jesus Navas. Replays show it was a soft decision in comparison to some of the unpunished tackles that the City players have dealt. 55 mins: What a hit by George Boyd - he's so unlucky. The Scotland international hits a hook volley, with his weaker right foot, over his shoulder that narrowly goes past the post. That's got the crowd engaged. 51 mins: David Silva has just produced a collectors item - a bad touch. And at precisely the wrong time too. Aguero does brilliantly to spin around a Burnley defender on the halfway line and race clear. With Silva in support he plays in the playmaker but his first touch forces him wide with Heaton bearing down on him. That could, and probably should have been, 1-0 to the visitors. Will the deadlock be broken in this stalemate? A Manchester City fan has just proposed to his Burnley-supporting girlfriend on the pitch at half time. Thankfully she said yes because it’s a long walk back to the touchline. That’s the best entertainment we’ve had here so far. Disappointing first half from the champions. Surely they haven’t got one eye on Barcelona when there’s still something to play for in the title race. City showed a few flashes towards the end of the first half but Tom Heaton has only had two saves to make, and fairly routine saves at that. And the referee has drawn a close to first half proceedings at Turf Moor. In truth it's been a rather drab affair with no clear-cut chances yet created for either side. The hosts will be pleased with their display so far as they aim to avoid relegation, but City know they have to improve if they are to keep their hopes alive of retaining the Premier League title. 42 mins: City are dominating possession now and the stats support that with 70 per cent of the ball in their favour. However, the key statistic is that it is still 0-0. Can they make their dominance count? 34 mins: The visitors are slowly starting to come into the game more. Again Dzeko wriggles free inside in the Burnley box but is tackled before he can shoot. The ball falls into the path of Aguero who chooses to shoot rather the cross. The end product? An effort well wide of goal. Nevertheless a warning sign for the hosts. 29 mins: It's taken nearly half an hour but finally a keeper is forced into a save. Heaton comes off his line well to deny Dzeko from squeezing in a near post effort. From the resulting build-up the goalkeeper holds the ball well from an Aguero strike. As the old saying goes, you wait ages for a bus and then two come along at once. 26 mins: And that trend continues as Edin Dzeko drags an ambitious left-footed shot well wide of Tom Heaton's goal. 23 mins: The fans have little to cheer about so far and it's hardly surprising. We're approaching the midway point of the first half and neither side has managed a shot on target yet. 15 mins: Still no clear-cut chances created by either side. Both goalkeepers have had yet to break sweat. 10 mins: Burnley right back Kieran Trippier crosses a ball that hits Gael Clichy. The home fans roar for a penalty but replays clearly show the ball hits the left back in the chest. 6 mins: As you would expect Burnley came out of the traps strongly in the opening exchanges. City have weathered that 'mini-storm' and are starting to express themselves. The match has started in Lancashire. Can Burnley stun City? Kick-off is imminent... Look away Burnley fans... City are unbeaten in their last six visits to Turf Moor in all competitions, winning the last five in a row and scoring 17 times in the last four. To make matters the visitors are unbeaten in their last 13 matches in all competitions against the Clarets (W8 D5 L0). Records are there to be broken though... In a close battle for the Premier League title, December 28 2014 could be a date that haunts City. Leading 2-0 at half-time against Burnley, Manuel Pellegrini's side squander a two-goal lead to draw with Sean Dyche's men. George Boyd scored straight after the break, turning home Danny Ings' shot while in an offside position. Then Ashley Barnes reacted quickest in a crowded penalty area to smash home a loose ball to earn the visitors a draw. Pellegrini knows his side can't afford a repeat performance like that if they are to close the gap on league leaders Chelsea. Manchester City captain Vincent Kompany returns to the starting line-up after being an unused substitute against Leicester on 4 March. Quartet Pablo Zabaleta, Gael Clichy, Fernandinho and Edin Dzeko also start as Manuel Pellegrini rings the changes. Right so the Burnley team news is and Mike Duff and Sam Vokes come in for Michael Keane and Michael Kightly in the only two changes for the Clarets from the side that lost 2-0 at Anfield against Liverpool. Manchester City XI: Hart, Zabaleta, Kompany, Demichelis, Clichy, Navas, Fernandinho, Yaya Toure, Silva, Dzeko, Aguero . Subs: Caballero, Mangala, Sagna, Nasri, Lampard, Bony, Jovetic . Burnley XI: Heaton, Trippier, Shackell, Duff, Mee; Barnes, Arfield, Jones, Boyd; Ings, Vokes . Subs: Gilks, Keane, Reid, Ward, Jutkiewicz, Wallace, Kightly. Hello and welcome to Sportsmail's coverage of Saturday's late Premier League kick-off between Burnley and Manchester City. Both sides are desperate for the three points for reasons concerning either end of the table. Follow all the action from Turf Moor with myself, Luke Augustus, kick-off is at 5.30pm. | Dataset: ccdv/cnn_dailymail/3.0.0/validation | 6.6 | 122.249338 | 1,874 | 62.546354 | 0.376238 | 0.924794 | 1 | 0.771292 | 0.000609 | 5.054031 | -0.310665 | -0.311898 | null | -0.234829 | 0.065573 | 0.612896 | null | 0.536463 |
311 | 109 | George Boyd scored a famous Burnley winner as Manchester City's strongarm tactics backfired ahead of their big date in The Nou Camp. Turf Moor was bouncing as Boyd lashed home a poor clearance from returning City captain Vincent Kompany after 61 minutes. And Manuel Pellegrini's men – who sent on £50million substitutes Wilfried Bony and Stevan Jovetic to try and salvage the game – were lucky to survive with 11 men after bad challenges from Sergio Aguero and Martin Demichelis. CLICK HERE to read Sportsmail's Joe Bernstein's full match report from Turf Moor. Host commentator . What a potential season-defining moment Burnley's win could be tonight. The victory still sees the Clarets in the relegation zone - but by only one point with Sunderland looking over their shoulders ever-more. Meanwhile the defeat for City is damaging for their title hopes. A win for Chelsea on Sunday would see Manuel Pellegrini's side trail by eight points with nine games remaining. City now have to pick themselves up with a daunting trip to Barcelona in the Champions League on Wednesday night. Until next time, have a good evening! And the referee brings a close to the match. Relegation candidates Burnley have stunned the champions Manchester City! George Boyd's goal separates the two sides. Cue pandemonium among the Turf Moor faithful. 92 mins: Burnley make their second defensive change of the match as Danny Ings is taken off for Steven Reid. The hosts are now playing without any recognised strikers. 91 mins: Oh wow, what a huge moment in the match. Pablo Zabaleta charges into the Burnley box and falls under the challenge of Mee. On first inspection it looked a penalty and the replays suggest so too. However the referee decides otherwise and awards a free-kick to Burnley as Jason Shackell is fouled by Zabaleta during his tumble. The City players are incensed. Will that moment spell curtains for their title challenge? There will be four minutes of injury time to be added on... 86 mins: Burnley make their first change of the match and it's a defensive one as striker Sam Vokes is replaced by Stephen Ward. Lampard's appearance is his 600th in the Premier League. Only Ryan Giggs has made more. 82 mins: And that cross is Toure's last piece of action as he is replaced by Frank Lampard. 81 mins: What a chance that was for City to equalise. Navas cuts the ball back on the right flank to Yaya Toure. The latter whips in a devilish cross that finds the head of Aguero at the back post. The Argentina international can only head over from just outside the six-yard box though. The frustration grows for the visitors. City are continuing to press for an equaliser but have yet to breach the Burnley defence. As they push further forward gaps are starting to appear which Burnley are beginning to exploit. The visitors have simply not been at it tonight, a huge credit must go to the Clarets though. They've been brilliant. 74 mins: Pellegrini makes his second change of the match as Silva is replaced by Stevan Jovetic. 71 mins: Two of Burnley's back four are now cautioned as Michael Duff sees yellow for a foul. 66 mins: City have just over 20 minutes plus added time to turnaround this scoreline. Victory for City would see them close the gap on Chelsea to two-points ahead of their match against Southampton on Sunday. A defeat means the Blues could go eight points clear if they beat the Saints. Do the City players want it enough? 63 mins: City react to conceding the opener by taking off the ineffectual Dzeko and replacing him with Wilfried Bony. Demichelis' act of cynicism has been punished spectacularly by Burnley. From the resulting free-kick Trippier's set piece is headed away by City captain Vincent Kompany. Unfortunately for the defender his clearance falls straight to Boyd who hits a sweet left-footed volley first time that arrows into the bottom corner. A fantastic strike. 60 mins: Martin Demichelis swiftly follows Mee into the referees book for a cynical challenge on Ings. 58 mins: We have our first booking of the match and it's a harsh one as Ben Mee is cautioned for a challenge on Jesus Navas. Replays show it was a soft decision in comparison to some of the unpunished tackles that the City players have dealt. 55 mins: What a hit by George Boyd - he's so unlucky. The Scotland international hits a hook volley, with his weaker right foot, over his shoulder that narrowly goes past the post. That's got the crowd engaged. 51 mins: David Silva has just produced a collectors item - a bad touch. And at precisely the wrong time too. Aguero does brilliantly to spin around a Burnley defender on the halfway line and race clear. With Silva in support he plays in the playmaker but his first touch forces him wide with Heaton bearing down on him. That could, and probably should have been, 1-0 to the visitors. Will the deadlock be broken in this stalemate? A Manchester City fan has just proposed to his Burnley-supporting girlfriend on the pitch at half time. Thankfully she said yes because it’s a long walk back to the touchline. That’s the best entertainment we’ve had here so far. Disappointing first half from the champions. Surely they haven’t got one eye on Barcelona when there’s still something to play for in the title race. City showed a few flashes towards the end of the first half but Tom Heaton has only had two saves to make, and fairly routine saves at that. And the referee has drawn a close to first half proceedings at Turf Moor. In truth it's been a rather drab affair with no clear-cut chances yet created for either side. The hosts will be pleased with their display so far as they aim to avoid relegation, but City know they have to improve if they are to keep their hopes alive of retaining the Premier League title. 42 mins: City are dominating possession now and the stats support that with 70 per cent of the ball in their favour. However, the key statistic is that it is still 0-0. Can they make their dominance count? 34 mins: The visitors are slowly starting to come into the game more. Again Dzeko wriggles free inside in the Burnley box but is tackled before he can shoot. The ball falls into the path of Aguero who chooses to shoot rather the cross. The end product? An effort well wide of goal. Nevertheless a warning sign for the hosts. 29 mins: It's taken nearly half an hour but finally a keeper is forced into a save. Heaton comes off his line well to deny Dzeko from squeezing in a near post effort. From the resulting build-up the goalkeeper holds the ball well from an Aguero strike. As the old saying goes, you wait ages for a bus and then two come along at once. 26 mins: And that trend continues as Edin Dzeko drags an ambitious left-footed shot well wide of Tom Heaton's goal. 23 mins: The fans have little to cheer about so far and it's hardly surprising. We're approaching the midway point of the first half and neither side has managed a shot on target yet. 15 mins: Still no clear-cut chances created by either side. Both goalkeepers have had yet to break sweat. 10 mins: Burnley right back Kieran Trippier crosses a ball that hits Gael Clichy. The home fans roar for a penalty but replays clearly show the ball hits the left back in the chest. 6 mins: As you would expect Burnley came out of the traps strongly in the opening exchanges. City have weathered that 'mini-storm' and are starting to express themselves. The match has started in Lancashire. Can Burnley stun City? Kick-off is imminent... Look away Burnley fans... City are unbeaten in their last six visits to Turf Moor in all competitions, winning the last five in a row and scoring 17 times in the last four. To make matters the visitors are unbeaten in their last 13 matches in all competitions against the Clarets (W8 D5 L0). Records are there to be broken though... In a close battle for the Premier League title, December 28 2014 could be a date that haunts City. Leading 2-0 at half-time against Burnley, Manuel Pellegrini's side squander a two-goal lead to draw with Sean Dyche's men. George Boyd scored straight after the break, turning home Danny Ings' shot while in an offside position. Then Ashley Barnes reacted quickest in a crowded penalty area to smash home a loose ball to earn the visitors a draw. Pellegrini knows his side can't afford a repeat performance like that if they are to close the gap on league leaders Chelsea. Manchester City captain Vincent Kompany returns to the starting line-up after being an unused substitute against Leicester on 4 March. Quartet Pablo Zabaleta, Gael Clichy, Fernandinho and Edin Dzeko also start as Manuel Pellegrini rings the changes. Right so the Burnley team news is and Mike Duff and Sam Vokes come in for Michael Keane and Michael Kightly in the only two changes for the Clarets from the side that lost 2-0 at Anfield against Liverpool. Manchester City XI: Hart, Zabaleta, Kompany, Demichelis, Clichy, Navas, Fernandinho, Yaya Toure, Silva, Dzeko, Aguero . Subs: Caballero, Mangala, Sagna, Nasri, Lampard, Bony, Jovetic . Burnley XI: Heaton, Trippier, Shackell, Duff, Mee; Barnes, Arfield, Jones, Boyd; Ings, Vokes . Subs: Gilks, Keane, Reid, Ward, Jutkiewicz, Wallace, Kightly. Hello and welcome to Sportsmail's coverage of Saturday's late Premier League kick-off between Burnley and Manchester City. Both sides are desperate for the three points for reasons concerning either end of the table. Follow all the action from Turf Moor with myself, Luke Augustus, kick-off is at 5.30pm. | Dataset: ccdv/cnn_dailymail/3.0.0/validation | 6.6 | 122.249338 | 1,874 | 62.546354 | 0.376238 | 0.924794 | 1 | 0.771292 | 0.000609 | 5.054031 | null | -0.184192 | -0.124317 | -0.541351 | null | 0.740602 | 0.875683 | 0.229941 |
312 | 109 | George Boyd scored a famous Burnley winner as Manchester City's strongarm tactics backfired ahead of their big date in The Nou Camp. Turf Moor was bouncing as Boyd lashed home a poor clearance from returning City captain Vincent Kompany after 61 minutes. And Manuel Pellegrini's men – who sent on £50million substitutes Wilfried Bony and Stevan Jovetic to try and salvage the game – were lucky to survive with 11 men after bad challenges from Sergio Aguero and Martin Demichelis. CLICK HERE to read Sportsmail's Joe Bernstein's full match report from Turf Moor. Host commentator . What a potential season-defining moment Burnley's win could be tonight. The victory still sees the Clarets in the relegation zone - but by only one point with Sunderland looking over their shoulders ever-more. Meanwhile the defeat for City is damaging for their title hopes. A win for Chelsea on Sunday would see Manuel Pellegrini's side trail by eight points with nine games remaining. City now have to pick themselves up with a daunting trip to Barcelona in the Champions League on Wednesday night. Until next time, have a good evening! And the referee brings a close to the match. Relegation candidates Burnley have stunned the champions Manchester City! George Boyd's goal separates the two sides. Cue pandemonium among the Turf Moor faithful. 92 mins: Burnley make their second defensive change of the match as Danny Ings is taken off for Steven Reid. The hosts are now playing without any recognised strikers. 91 mins: Oh wow, what a huge moment in the match. Pablo Zabaleta charges into the Burnley box and falls under the challenge of Mee. On first inspection it looked a penalty and the replays suggest so too. However the referee decides otherwise and awards a free-kick to Burnley as Jason Shackell is fouled by Zabaleta during his tumble. The City players are incensed. Will that moment spell curtains for their title challenge? There will be four minutes of injury time to be added on... 86 mins: Burnley make their first change of the match and it's a defensive one as striker Sam Vokes is replaced by Stephen Ward. Lampard's appearance is his 600th in the Premier League. Only Ryan Giggs has made more. 82 mins: And that cross is Toure's last piece of action as he is replaced by Frank Lampard. 81 mins: What a chance that was for City to equalise. Navas cuts the ball back on the right flank to Yaya Toure. The latter whips in a devilish cross that finds the head of Aguero at the back post. The Argentina international can only head over from just outside the six-yard box though. The frustration grows for the visitors. City are continuing to press for an equaliser but have yet to breach the Burnley defence. As they push further forward gaps are starting to appear which Burnley are beginning to exploit. The visitors have simply not been at it tonight, a huge credit must go to the Clarets though. They've been brilliant. 74 mins: Pellegrini makes his second change of the match as Silva is replaced by Stevan Jovetic. 71 mins: Two of Burnley's back four are now cautioned as Michael Duff sees yellow for a foul. 66 mins: City have just over 20 minutes plus added time to turnaround this scoreline. Victory for City would see them close the gap on Chelsea to two-points ahead of their match against Southampton on Sunday. A defeat means the Blues could go eight points clear if they beat the Saints. Do the City players want it enough? 63 mins: City react to conceding the opener by taking off the ineffectual Dzeko and replacing him with Wilfried Bony. Demichelis' act of cynicism has been punished spectacularly by Burnley. From the resulting free-kick Trippier's set piece is headed away by City captain Vincent Kompany. Unfortunately for the defender his clearance falls straight to Boyd who hits a sweet left-footed volley first time that arrows into the bottom corner. A fantastic strike. 60 mins: Martin Demichelis swiftly follows Mee into the referees book for a cynical challenge on Ings. 58 mins: We have our first booking of the match and it's a harsh one as Ben Mee is cautioned for a challenge on Jesus Navas. Replays show it was a soft decision in comparison to some of the unpunished tackles that the City players have dealt. 55 mins: What a hit by George Boyd - he's so unlucky. The Scotland international hits a hook volley, with his weaker right foot, over his shoulder that narrowly goes past the post. That's got the crowd engaged. 51 mins: David Silva has just produced a collectors item - a bad touch. And at precisely the wrong time too. Aguero does brilliantly to spin around a Burnley defender on the halfway line and race clear. With Silva in support he plays in the playmaker but his first touch forces him wide with Heaton bearing down on him. That could, and probably should have been, 1-0 to the visitors. Will the deadlock be broken in this stalemate? A Manchester City fan has just proposed to his Burnley-supporting girlfriend on the pitch at half time. Thankfully she said yes because it’s a long walk back to the touchline. That’s the best entertainment we’ve had here so far. Disappointing first half from the champions. Surely they haven’t got one eye on Barcelona when there’s still something to play for in the title race. City showed a few flashes towards the end of the first half but Tom Heaton has only had two saves to make, and fairly routine saves at that. And the referee has drawn a close to first half proceedings at Turf Moor. In truth it's been a rather drab affair with no clear-cut chances yet created for either side. The hosts will be pleased with their display so far as they aim to avoid relegation, but City know they have to improve if they are to keep their hopes alive of retaining the Premier League title. 42 mins: City are dominating possession now and the stats support that with 70 per cent of the ball in their favour. However, the key statistic is that it is still 0-0. Can they make their dominance count? 34 mins: The visitors are slowly starting to come into the game more. Again Dzeko wriggles free inside in the Burnley box but is tackled before he can shoot. The ball falls into the path of Aguero who chooses to shoot rather the cross. The end product? An effort well wide of goal. Nevertheless a warning sign for the hosts. 29 mins: It's taken nearly half an hour but finally a keeper is forced into a save. Heaton comes off his line well to deny Dzeko from squeezing in a near post effort. From the resulting build-up the goalkeeper holds the ball well from an Aguero strike. As the old saying goes, you wait ages for a bus and then two come along at once. 26 mins: And that trend continues as Edin Dzeko drags an ambitious left-footed shot well wide of Tom Heaton's goal. 23 mins: The fans have little to cheer about so far and it's hardly surprising. We're approaching the midway point of the first half and neither side has managed a shot on target yet. 15 mins: Still no clear-cut chances created by either side. Both goalkeepers have had yet to break sweat. 10 mins: Burnley right back Kieran Trippier crosses a ball that hits Gael Clichy. The home fans roar for a penalty but replays clearly show the ball hits the left back in the chest. 6 mins: As you would expect Burnley came out of the traps strongly in the opening exchanges. City have weathered that 'mini-storm' and are starting to express themselves. The match has started in Lancashire. Can Burnley stun City? Kick-off is imminent... Look away Burnley fans... City are unbeaten in their last six visits to Turf Moor in all competitions, winning the last five in a row and scoring 17 times in the last four. To make matters the visitors are unbeaten in their last 13 matches in all competitions against the Clarets (W8 D5 L0). Records are there to be broken though... In a close battle for the Premier League title, December 28 2014 could be a date that haunts City. Leading 2-0 at half-time against Burnley, Manuel Pellegrini's side squander a two-goal lead to draw with Sean Dyche's men. George Boyd scored straight after the break, turning home Danny Ings' shot while in an offside position. Then Ashley Barnes reacted quickest in a crowded penalty area to smash home a loose ball to earn the visitors a draw. Pellegrini knows his side can't afford a repeat performance like that if they are to close the gap on league leaders Chelsea. Manchester City captain Vincent Kompany returns to the starting line-up after being an unused substitute against Leicester on 4 March. Quartet Pablo Zabaleta, Gael Clichy, Fernandinho and Edin Dzeko also start as Manuel Pellegrini rings the changes. Right so the Burnley team news is and Mike Duff and Sam Vokes come in for Michael Keane and Michael Kightly in the only two changes for the Clarets from the side that lost 2-0 at Anfield against Liverpool. Manchester City XI: Hart, Zabaleta, Kompany, Demichelis, Clichy, Navas, Fernandinho, Yaya Toure, Silva, Dzeko, Aguero . Subs: Caballero, Mangala, Sagna, Nasri, Lampard, Bony, Jovetic . Burnley XI: Heaton, Trippier, Shackell, Duff, Mee; Barnes, Arfield, Jones, Boyd; Ings, Vokes . Subs: Gilks, Keane, Reid, Ward, Jutkiewicz, Wallace, Kightly. Hello and welcome to Sportsmail's coverage of Saturday's late Premier League kick-off between Burnley and Manchester City. Both sides are desperate for the three points for reasons concerning either end of the table. Follow all the action from Turf Moor with myself, Luke Augustus, kick-off is at 5.30pm. | Dataset: ccdv/cnn_dailymail/3.0.0/validation | 6.6 | 122.249338 | 1,874 | 62.546354 | 0.376238 | 0.924794 | 1 | 0.771292 | 0.000609 | 5.054031 | -0.305716 | -0.583279 | -0.207669 | null | 0.070522 | 0.341515 | 0.792331 | null |
313 | 109 | George Boyd scored a famous Burnley winner as Manchester City's strongarm tactics backfired ahead of their big date in The Nou Camp. Turf Moor was bouncing as Boyd lashed home a poor clearance from returning City captain Vincent Kompany after 61 minutes. And Manuel Pellegrini's men – who sent on £50million substitutes Wilfried Bony and Stevan Jovetic to try and salvage the game – were lucky to survive with 11 men after bad challenges from Sergio Aguero and Martin Demichelis. CLICK HERE to read Sportsmail's Joe Bernstein's full match report from Turf Moor. Host commentator . What a potential season-defining moment Burnley's win could be tonight. The victory still sees the Clarets in the relegation zone - but by only one point with Sunderland looking over their shoulders ever-more. Meanwhile the defeat for City is damaging for their title hopes. A win for Chelsea on Sunday would see Manuel Pellegrini's side trail by eight points with nine games remaining. City now have to pick themselves up with a daunting trip to Barcelona in the Champions League on Wednesday night. Until next time, have a good evening! And the referee brings a close to the match. Relegation candidates Burnley have stunned the champions Manchester City! George Boyd's goal separates the two sides. Cue pandemonium among the Turf Moor faithful. 92 mins: Burnley make their second defensive change of the match as Danny Ings is taken off for Steven Reid. The hosts are now playing without any recognised strikers. 91 mins: Oh wow, what a huge moment in the match. Pablo Zabaleta charges into the Burnley box and falls under the challenge of Mee. On first inspection it looked a penalty and the replays suggest so too. However the referee decides otherwise and awards a free-kick to Burnley as Jason Shackell is fouled by Zabaleta during his tumble. The City players are incensed. Will that moment spell curtains for their title challenge? There will be four minutes of injury time to be added on... 86 mins: Burnley make their first change of the match and it's a defensive one as striker Sam Vokes is replaced by Stephen Ward. Lampard's appearance is his 600th in the Premier League. Only Ryan Giggs has made more. 82 mins: And that cross is Toure's last piece of action as he is replaced by Frank Lampard. 81 mins: What a chance that was for City to equalise. Navas cuts the ball back on the right flank to Yaya Toure. The latter whips in a devilish cross that finds the head of Aguero at the back post. The Argentina international can only head over from just outside the six-yard box though. The frustration grows for the visitors. City are continuing to press for an equaliser but have yet to breach the Burnley defence. As they push further forward gaps are starting to appear which Burnley are beginning to exploit. The visitors have simply not been at it tonight, a huge credit must go to the Clarets though. They've been brilliant. 74 mins: Pellegrini makes his second change of the match as Silva is replaced by Stevan Jovetic. 71 mins: Two of Burnley's back four are now cautioned as Michael Duff sees yellow for a foul. 66 mins: City have just over 20 minutes plus added time to turnaround this scoreline. Victory for City would see them close the gap on Chelsea to two-points ahead of their match against Southampton on Sunday. A defeat means the Blues could go eight points clear if they beat the Saints. Do the City players want it enough? 63 mins: City react to conceding the opener by taking off the ineffectual Dzeko and replacing him with Wilfried Bony. Demichelis' act of cynicism has been punished spectacularly by Burnley. From the resulting free-kick Trippier's set piece is headed away by City captain Vincent Kompany. Unfortunately for the defender his clearance falls straight to Boyd who hits a sweet left-footed volley first time that arrows into the bottom corner. A fantastic strike. 60 mins: Martin Demichelis swiftly follows Mee into the referees book for a cynical challenge on Ings. 58 mins: We have our first booking of the match and it's a harsh one as Ben Mee is cautioned for a challenge on Jesus Navas. Replays show it was a soft decision in comparison to some of the unpunished tackles that the City players have dealt. 55 mins: What a hit by George Boyd - he's so unlucky. The Scotland international hits a hook volley, with his weaker right foot, over his shoulder that narrowly goes past the post. That's got the crowd engaged. 51 mins: David Silva has just produced a collectors item - a bad touch. And at precisely the wrong time too. Aguero does brilliantly to spin around a Burnley defender on the halfway line and race clear. With Silva in support he plays in the playmaker but his first touch forces him wide with Heaton bearing down on him. That could, and probably should have been, 1-0 to the visitors. Will the deadlock be broken in this stalemate? A Manchester City fan has just proposed to his Burnley-supporting girlfriend on the pitch at half time. Thankfully she said yes because it’s a long walk back to the touchline. That’s the best entertainment we’ve had here so far. Disappointing first half from the champions. Surely they haven’t got one eye on Barcelona when there’s still something to play for in the title race. City showed a few flashes towards the end of the first half but Tom Heaton has only had two saves to make, and fairly routine saves at that. And the referee has drawn a close to first half proceedings at Turf Moor. In truth it's been a rather drab affair with no clear-cut chances yet created for either side. The hosts will be pleased with their display so far as they aim to avoid relegation, but City know they have to improve if they are to keep their hopes alive of retaining the Premier League title. 42 mins: City are dominating possession now and the stats support that with 70 per cent of the ball in their favour. However, the key statistic is that it is still 0-0. Can they make their dominance count? 34 mins: The visitors are slowly starting to come into the game more. Again Dzeko wriggles free inside in the Burnley box but is tackled before he can shoot. The ball falls into the path of Aguero who chooses to shoot rather the cross. The end product? An effort well wide of goal. Nevertheless a warning sign for the hosts. 29 mins: It's taken nearly half an hour but finally a keeper is forced into a save. Heaton comes off his line well to deny Dzeko from squeezing in a near post effort. From the resulting build-up the goalkeeper holds the ball well from an Aguero strike. As the old saying goes, you wait ages for a bus and then two come along at once. 26 mins: And that trend continues as Edin Dzeko drags an ambitious left-footed shot well wide of Tom Heaton's goal. 23 mins: The fans have little to cheer about so far and it's hardly surprising. We're approaching the midway point of the first half and neither side has managed a shot on target yet. 15 mins: Still no clear-cut chances created by either side. Both goalkeepers have had yet to break sweat. 10 mins: Burnley right back Kieran Trippier crosses a ball that hits Gael Clichy. The home fans roar for a penalty but replays clearly show the ball hits the left back in the chest. 6 mins: As you would expect Burnley came out of the traps strongly in the opening exchanges. City have weathered that 'mini-storm' and are starting to express themselves. The match has started in Lancashire. Can Burnley stun City? Kick-off is imminent... Look away Burnley fans... City are unbeaten in their last six visits to Turf Moor in all competitions, winning the last five in a row and scoring 17 times in the last four. To make matters the visitors are unbeaten in their last 13 matches in all competitions against the Clarets (W8 D5 L0). Records are there to be broken though... In a close battle for the Premier League title, December 28 2014 could be a date that haunts City. Leading 2-0 at half-time against Burnley, Manuel Pellegrini's side squander a two-goal lead to draw with Sean Dyche's men. George Boyd scored straight after the break, turning home Danny Ings' shot while in an offside position. Then Ashley Barnes reacted quickest in a crowded penalty area to smash home a loose ball to earn the visitors a draw. Pellegrini knows his side can't afford a repeat performance like that if they are to close the gap on league leaders Chelsea. Manchester City captain Vincent Kompany returns to the starting line-up after being an unused substitute against Leicester on 4 March. Quartet Pablo Zabaleta, Gael Clichy, Fernandinho and Edin Dzeko also start as Manuel Pellegrini rings the changes. Right so the Burnley team news is and Mike Duff and Sam Vokes come in for Michael Keane and Michael Kightly in the only two changes for the Clarets from the side that lost 2-0 at Anfield against Liverpool. Manchester City XI: Hart, Zabaleta, Kompany, Demichelis, Clichy, Navas, Fernandinho, Yaya Toure, Silva, Dzeko, Aguero . Subs: Caballero, Mangala, Sagna, Nasri, Lampard, Bony, Jovetic . Burnley XI: Heaton, Trippier, Shackell, Duff, Mee; Barnes, Arfield, Jones, Boyd; Ings, Vokes . Subs: Gilks, Keane, Reid, Ward, Jutkiewicz, Wallace, Kightly. Hello and welcome to Sportsmail's coverage of Saturday's late Premier League kick-off between Burnley and Manchester City. Both sides are desperate for the three points for reasons concerning either end of the table. Follow all the action from Turf Moor with myself, Luke Augustus, kick-off is at 5.30pm. | Dataset: ccdv/cnn_dailymail/3.0.0/validation | 6.6 | 122.249338 | 1,874 | 62.546354 | 0.376238 | 0.924794 | 1 | 0.771292 | 0.000609 | 5.054031 | 0.3326 | -0.458924 | null | -0.47565 | 0.708838 | 0.46587 | null | 0.295643 |
314 | 109 | George Boyd scored a famous Burnley winner as Manchester City's strongarm tactics backfired ahead of their big date in The Nou Camp. Turf Moor was bouncing as Boyd lashed home a poor clearance from returning City captain Vincent Kompany after 61 minutes. And Manuel Pellegrini's men – who sent on £50million substitutes Wilfried Bony and Stevan Jovetic to try and salvage the game – were lucky to survive with 11 men after bad challenges from Sergio Aguero and Martin Demichelis. CLICK HERE to read Sportsmail's Joe Bernstein's full match report from Turf Moor. Host commentator . What a potential season-defining moment Burnley's win could be tonight. The victory still sees the Clarets in the relegation zone - but by only one point with Sunderland looking over their shoulders ever-more. Meanwhile the defeat for City is damaging for their title hopes. A win for Chelsea on Sunday would see Manuel Pellegrini's side trail by eight points with nine games remaining. City now have to pick themselves up with a daunting trip to Barcelona in the Champions League on Wednesday night. Until next time, have a good evening! And the referee brings a close to the match. Relegation candidates Burnley have stunned the champions Manchester City! George Boyd's goal separates the two sides. Cue pandemonium among the Turf Moor faithful. 92 mins: Burnley make their second defensive change of the match as Danny Ings is taken off for Steven Reid. The hosts are now playing without any recognised strikers. 91 mins: Oh wow, what a huge moment in the match. Pablo Zabaleta charges into the Burnley box and falls under the challenge of Mee. On first inspection it looked a penalty and the replays suggest so too. However the referee decides otherwise and awards a free-kick to Burnley as Jason Shackell is fouled by Zabaleta during his tumble. The City players are incensed. Will that moment spell curtains for their title challenge? There will be four minutes of injury time to be added on... 86 mins: Burnley make their first change of the match and it's a defensive one as striker Sam Vokes is replaced by Stephen Ward. Lampard's appearance is his 600th in the Premier League. Only Ryan Giggs has made more. 82 mins: And that cross is Toure's last piece of action as he is replaced by Frank Lampard. 81 mins: What a chance that was for City to equalise. Navas cuts the ball back on the right flank to Yaya Toure. The latter whips in a devilish cross that finds the head of Aguero at the back post. The Argentina international can only head over from just outside the six-yard box though. The frustration grows for the visitors. City are continuing to press for an equaliser but have yet to breach the Burnley defence. As they push further forward gaps are starting to appear which Burnley are beginning to exploit. The visitors have simply not been at it tonight, a huge credit must go to the Clarets though. They've been brilliant. 74 mins: Pellegrini makes his second change of the match as Silva is replaced by Stevan Jovetic. 71 mins: Two of Burnley's back four are now cautioned as Michael Duff sees yellow for a foul. 66 mins: City have just over 20 minutes plus added time to turnaround this scoreline. Victory for City would see them close the gap on Chelsea to two-points ahead of their match against Southampton on Sunday. A defeat means the Blues could go eight points clear if they beat the Saints. Do the City players want it enough? 63 mins: City react to conceding the opener by taking off the ineffectual Dzeko and replacing him with Wilfried Bony. Demichelis' act of cynicism has been punished spectacularly by Burnley. From the resulting free-kick Trippier's set piece is headed away by City captain Vincent Kompany. Unfortunately for the defender his clearance falls straight to Boyd who hits a sweet left-footed volley first time that arrows into the bottom corner. A fantastic strike. 60 mins: Martin Demichelis swiftly follows Mee into the referees book for a cynical challenge on Ings. 58 mins: We have our first booking of the match and it's a harsh one as Ben Mee is cautioned for a challenge on Jesus Navas. Replays show it was a soft decision in comparison to some of the unpunished tackles that the City players have dealt. 55 mins: What a hit by George Boyd - he's so unlucky. The Scotland international hits a hook volley, with his weaker right foot, over his shoulder that narrowly goes past the post. That's got the crowd engaged. 51 mins: David Silva has just produced a collectors item - a bad touch. And at precisely the wrong time too. Aguero does brilliantly to spin around a Burnley defender on the halfway line and race clear. With Silva in support he plays in the playmaker but his first touch forces him wide with Heaton bearing down on him. That could, and probably should have been, 1-0 to the visitors. Will the deadlock be broken in this stalemate? A Manchester City fan has just proposed to his Burnley-supporting girlfriend on the pitch at half time. Thankfully she said yes because it’s a long walk back to the touchline. That’s the best entertainment we’ve had here so far. Disappointing first half from the champions. Surely they haven’t got one eye on Barcelona when there’s still something to play for in the title race. City showed a few flashes towards the end of the first half but Tom Heaton has only had two saves to make, and fairly routine saves at that. And the referee has drawn a close to first half proceedings at Turf Moor. In truth it's been a rather drab affair with no clear-cut chances yet created for either side. The hosts will be pleased with their display so far as they aim to avoid relegation, but City know they have to improve if they are to keep their hopes alive of retaining the Premier League title. 42 mins: City are dominating possession now and the stats support that with 70 per cent of the ball in their favour. However, the key statistic is that it is still 0-0. Can they make their dominance count? 34 mins: The visitors are slowly starting to come into the game more. Again Dzeko wriggles free inside in the Burnley box but is tackled before he can shoot. The ball falls into the path of Aguero who chooses to shoot rather the cross. The end product? An effort well wide of goal. Nevertheless a warning sign for the hosts. 29 mins: It's taken nearly half an hour but finally a keeper is forced into a save. Heaton comes off his line well to deny Dzeko from squeezing in a near post effort. From the resulting build-up the goalkeeper holds the ball well from an Aguero strike. As the old saying goes, you wait ages for a bus and then two come along at once. 26 mins: And that trend continues as Edin Dzeko drags an ambitious left-footed shot well wide of Tom Heaton's goal. 23 mins: The fans have little to cheer about so far and it's hardly surprising. We're approaching the midway point of the first half and neither side has managed a shot on target yet. 15 mins: Still no clear-cut chances created by either side. Both goalkeepers have had yet to break sweat. 10 mins: Burnley right back Kieran Trippier crosses a ball that hits Gael Clichy. The home fans roar for a penalty but replays clearly show the ball hits the left back in the chest. 6 mins: As you would expect Burnley came out of the traps strongly in the opening exchanges. City have weathered that 'mini-storm' and are starting to express themselves. The match has started in Lancashire. Can Burnley stun City? Kick-off is imminent... Look away Burnley fans... City are unbeaten in their last six visits to Turf Moor in all competitions, winning the last five in a row and scoring 17 times in the last four. To make matters the visitors are unbeaten in their last 13 matches in all competitions against the Clarets (W8 D5 L0). Records are there to be broken though... In a close battle for the Premier League title, December 28 2014 could be a date that haunts City. Leading 2-0 at half-time against Burnley, Manuel Pellegrini's side squander a two-goal lead to draw with Sean Dyche's men. George Boyd scored straight after the break, turning home Danny Ings' shot while in an offside position. Then Ashley Barnes reacted quickest in a crowded penalty area to smash home a loose ball to earn the visitors a draw. Pellegrini knows his side can't afford a repeat performance like that if they are to close the gap on league leaders Chelsea. Manchester City captain Vincent Kompany returns to the starting line-up after being an unused substitute against Leicester on 4 March. Quartet Pablo Zabaleta, Gael Clichy, Fernandinho and Edin Dzeko also start as Manuel Pellegrini rings the changes. Right so the Burnley team news is and Mike Duff and Sam Vokes come in for Michael Keane and Michael Kightly in the only two changes for the Clarets from the side that lost 2-0 at Anfield against Liverpool. Manchester City XI: Hart, Zabaleta, Kompany, Demichelis, Clichy, Navas, Fernandinho, Yaya Toure, Silva, Dzeko, Aguero . Subs: Caballero, Mangala, Sagna, Nasri, Lampard, Bony, Jovetic . Burnley XI: Heaton, Trippier, Shackell, Duff, Mee; Barnes, Arfield, Jones, Boyd; Ings, Vokes . Subs: Gilks, Keane, Reid, Ward, Jutkiewicz, Wallace, Kightly. Hello and welcome to Sportsmail's coverage of Saturday's late Premier League kick-off between Burnley and Manchester City. Both sides are desperate for the three points for reasons concerning either end of the table. Follow all the action from Turf Moor with myself, Luke Augustus, kick-off is at 5.30pm. | Dataset: ccdv/cnn_dailymail/3.0.0/validation | 6.6 | 122.249338 | 1,874 | 62.546354 | 0.376238 | 0.924794 | 1 | 0.771292 | 0.000609 | 5.054031 | 0.205522 | -0.224162 | null | 0.179512 | 0.58176 | 0.700632 | null | 0.950804 |
315 | 109 | George Boyd scored a famous Burnley winner as Manchester City's strongarm tactics backfired ahead of their big date in The Nou Camp. Turf Moor was bouncing as Boyd lashed home a poor clearance from returning City captain Vincent Kompany after 61 minutes. And Manuel Pellegrini's men – who sent on £50million substitutes Wilfried Bony and Stevan Jovetic to try and salvage the game – were lucky to survive with 11 men after bad challenges from Sergio Aguero and Martin Demichelis. CLICK HERE to read Sportsmail's Joe Bernstein's full match report from Turf Moor. Host commentator . What a potential season-defining moment Burnley's win could be tonight. The victory still sees the Clarets in the relegation zone - but by only one point with Sunderland looking over their shoulders ever-more. Meanwhile the defeat for City is damaging for their title hopes. A win for Chelsea on Sunday would see Manuel Pellegrini's side trail by eight points with nine games remaining. City now have to pick themselves up with a daunting trip to Barcelona in the Champions League on Wednesday night. Until next time, have a good evening! And the referee brings a close to the match. Relegation candidates Burnley have stunned the champions Manchester City! George Boyd's goal separates the two sides. Cue pandemonium among the Turf Moor faithful. 92 mins: Burnley make their second defensive change of the match as Danny Ings is taken off for Steven Reid. The hosts are now playing without any recognised strikers. 91 mins: Oh wow, what a huge moment in the match. Pablo Zabaleta charges into the Burnley box and falls under the challenge of Mee. On first inspection it looked a penalty and the replays suggest so too. However the referee decides otherwise and awards a free-kick to Burnley as Jason Shackell is fouled by Zabaleta during his tumble. The City players are incensed. Will that moment spell curtains for their title challenge? There will be four minutes of injury time to be added on... 86 mins: Burnley make their first change of the match and it's a defensive one as striker Sam Vokes is replaced by Stephen Ward. Lampard's appearance is his 600th in the Premier League. Only Ryan Giggs has made more. 82 mins: And that cross is Toure's last piece of action as he is replaced by Frank Lampard. 81 mins: What a chance that was for City to equalise. Navas cuts the ball back on the right flank to Yaya Toure. The latter whips in a devilish cross that finds the head of Aguero at the back post. The Argentina international can only head over from just outside the six-yard box though. The frustration grows for the visitors. City are continuing to press for an equaliser but have yet to breach the Burnley defence. As they push further forward gaps are starting to appear which Burnley are beginning to exploit. The visitors have simply not been at it tonight, a huge credit must go to the Clarets though. They've been brilliant. 74 mins: Pellegrini makes his second change of the match as Silva is replaced by Stevan Jovetic. 71 mins: Two of Burnley's back four are now cautioned as Michael Duff sees yellow for a foul. 66 mins: City have just over 20 minutes plus added time to turnaround this scoreline. Victory for City would see them close the gap on Chelsea to two-points ahead of their match against Southampton on Sunday. A defeat means the Blues could go eight points clear if they beat the Saints. Do the City players want it enough? 63 mins: City react to conceding the opener by taking off the ineffectual Dzeko and replacing him with Wilfried Bony. Demichelis' act of cynicism has been punished spectacularly by Burnley. From the resulting free-kick Trippier's set piece is headed away by City captain Vincent Kompany. Unfortunately for the defender his clearance falls straight to Boyd who hits a sweet left-footed volley first time that arrows into the bottom corner. A fantastic strike. 60 mins: Martin Demichelis swiftly follows Mee into the referees book for a cynical challenge on Ings. 58 mins: We have our first booking of the match and it's a harsh one as Ben Mee is cautioned for a challenge on Jesus Navas. Replays show it was a soft decision in comparison to some of the unpunished tackles that the City players have dealt. 55 mins: What a hit by George Boyd - he's so unlucky. The Scotland international hits a hook volley, with his weaker right foot, over his shoulder that narrowly goes past the post. That's got the crowd engaged. 51 mins: David Silva has just produced a collectors item - a bad touch. And at precisely the wrong time too. Aguero does brilliantly to spin around a Burnley defender on the halfway line and race clear. With Silva in support he plays in the playmaker but his first touch forces him wide with Heaton bearing down on him. That could, and probably should have been, 1-0 to the visitors. Will the deadlock be broken in this stalemate? A Manchester City fan has just proposed to his Burnley-supporting girlfriend on the pitch at half time. Thankfully she said yes because it’s a long walk back to the touchline. That’s the best entertainment we’ve had here so far. Disappointing first half from the champions. Surely they haven’t got one eye on Barcelona when there’s still something to play for in the title race. City showed a few flashes towards the end of the first half but Tom Heaton has only had two saves to make, and fairly routine saves at that. And the referee has drawn a close to first half proceedings at Turf Moor. In truth it's been a rather drab affair with no clear-cut chances yet created for either side. The hosts will be pleased with their display so far as they aim to avoid relegation, but City know they have to improve if they are to keep their hopes alive of retaining the Premier League title. 42 mins: City are dominating possession now and the stats support that with 70 per cent of the ball in their favour. However, the key statistic is that it is still 0-0. Can they make their dominance count? 34 mins: The visitors are slowly starting to come into the game more. Again Dzeko wriggles free inside in the Burnley box but is tackled before he can shoot. The ball falls into the path of Aguero who chooses to shoot rather the cross. The end product? An effort well wide of goal. Nevertheless a warning sign for the hosts. 29 mins: It's taken nearly half an hour but finally a keeper is forced into a save. Heaton comes off his line well to deny Dzeko from squeezing in a near post effort. From the resulting build-up the goalkeeper holds the ball well from an Aguero strike. As the old saying goes, you wait ages for a bus and then two come along at once. 26 mins: And that trend continues as Edin Dzeko drags an ambitious left-footed shot well wide of Tom Heaton's goal. 23 mins: The fans have little to cheer about so far and it's hardly surprising. We're approaching the midway point of the first half and neither side has managed a shot on target yet. 15 mins: Still no clear-cut chances created by either side. Both goalkeepers have had yet to break sweat. 10 mins: Burnley right back Kieran Trippier crosses a ball that hits Gael Clichy. The home fans roar for a penalty but replays clearly show the ball hits the left back in the chest. 6 mins: As you would expect Burnley came out of the traps strongly in the opening exchanges. City have weathered that 'mini-storm' and are starting to express themselves. The match has started in Lancashire. Can Burnley stun City? Kick-off is imminent... Look away Burnley fans... City are unbeaten in their last six visits to Turf Moor in all competitions, winning the last five in a row and scoring 17 times in the last four. To make matters the visitors are unbeaten in their last 13 matches in all competitions against the Clarets (W8 D5 L0). Records are there to be broken though... In a close battle for the Premier League title, December 28 2014 could be a date that haunts City. Leading 2-0 at half-time against Burnley, Manuel Pellegrini's side squander a two-goal lead to draw with Sean Dyche's men. George Boyd scored straight after the break, turning home Danny Ings' shot while in an offside position. Then Ashley Barnes reacted quickest in a crowded penalty area to smash home a loose ball to earn the visitors a draw. Pellegrini knows his side can't afford a repeat performance like that if they are to close the gap on league leaders Chelsea. Manchester City captain Vincent Kompany returns to the starting line-up after being an unused substitute against Leicester on 4 March. Quartet Pablo Zabaleta, Gael Clichy, Fernandinho and Edin Dzeko also start as Manuel Pellegrini rings the changes. Right so the Burnley team news is and Mike Duff and Sam Vokes come in for Michael Keane and Michael Kightly in the only two changes for the Clarets from the side that lost 2-0 at Anfield against Liverpool. Manchester City XI: Hart, Zabaleta, Kompany, Demichelis, Clichy, Navas, Fernandinho, Yaya Toure, Silva, Dzeko, Aguero . Subs: Caballero, Mangala, Sagna, Nasri, Lampard, Bony, Jovetic . Burnley XI: Heaton, Trippier, Shackell, Duff, Mee; Barnes, Arfield, Jones, Boyd; Ings, Vokes . Subs: Gilks, Keane, Reid, Ward, Jutkiewicz, Wallace, Kightly. Hello and welcome to Sportsmail's coverage of Saturday's late Premier League kick-off between Burnley and Manchester City. Both sides are desperate for the three points for reasons concerning either end of the table. Follow all the action from Turf Moor with myself, Luke Augustus, kick-off is at 5.30pm. | Dataset: ccdv/cnn_dailymail/3.0.0/validation | 6.6 | 122.249338 | 1,874 | 62.546354 | 0.376238 | 0.924794 | 1 | 0.771292 | 0.000609 | 5.054031 | null | -0.458666 | -0.418726 | -0.185798 | null | 0.466128 | 0.581274 | 0.585494 |
316 | 109 | George Boyd scored a famous Burnley winner as Manchester City's strongarm tactics backfired ahead of their big date in The Nou Camp. Turf Moor was bouncing as Boyd lashed home a poor clearance from returning City captain Vincent Kompany after 61 minutes. And Manuel Pellegrini's men – who sent on £50million substitutes Wilfried Bony and Stevan Jovetic to try and salvage the game – were lucky to survive with 11 men after bad challenges from Sergio Aguero and Martin Demichelis. CLICK HERE to read Sportsmail's Joe Bernstein's full match report from Turf Moor. Host commentator . What a potential season-defining moment Burnley's win could be tonight. The victory still sees the Clarets in the relegation zone - but by only one point with Sunderland looking over their shoulders ever-more. Meanwhile the defeat for City is damaging for their title hopes. A win for Chelsea on Sunday would see Manuel Pellegrini's side trail by eight points with nine games remaining. City now have to pick themselves up with a daunting trip to Barcelona in the Champions League on Wednesday night. Until next time, have a good evening! And the referee brings a close to the match. Relegation candidates Burnley have stunned the champions Manchester City! George Boyd's goal separates the two sides. Cue pandemonium among the Turf Moor faithful. 92 mins: Burnley make their second defensive change of the match as Danny Ings is taken off for Steven Reid. The hosts are now playing without any recognised strikers. 91 mins: Oh wow, what a huge moment in the match. Pablo Zabaleta charges into the Burnley box and falls under the challenge of Mee. On first inspection it looked a penalty and the replays suggest so too. However the referee decides otherwise and awards a free-kick to Burnley as Jason Shackell is fouled by Zabaleta during his tumble. The City players are incensed. Will that moment spell curtains for their title challenge? There will be four minutes of injury time to be added on... 86 mins: Burnley make their first change of the match and it's a defensive one as striker Sam Vokes is replaced by Stephen Ward. Lampard's appearance is his 600th in the Premier League. Only Ryan Giggs has made more. 82 mins: And that cross is Toure's last piece of action as he is replaced by Frank Lampard. 81 mins: What a chance that was for City to equalise. Navas cuts the ball back on the right flank to Yaya Toure. The latter whips in a devilish cross that finds the head of Aguero at the back post. The Argentina international can only head over from just outside the six-yard box though. The frustration grows for the visitors. City are continuing to press for an equaliser but have yet to breach the Burnley defence. As they push further forward gaps are starting to appear which Burnley are beginning to exploit. The visitors have simply not been at it tonight, a huge credit must go to the Clarets though. They've been brilliant. 74 mins: Pellegrini makes his second change of the match as Silva is replaced by Stevan Jovetic. 71 mins: Two of Burnley's back four are now cautioned as Michael Duff sees yellow for a foul. 66 mins: City have just over 20 minutes plus added time to turnaround this scoreline. Victory for City would see them close the gap on Chelsea to two-points ahead of their match against Southampton on Sunday. A defeat means the Blues could go eight points clear if they beat the Saints. Do the City players want it enough? 63 mins: City react to conceding the opener by taking off the ineffectual Dzeko and replacing him with Wilfried Bony. Demichelis' act of cynicism has been punished spectacularly by Burnley. From the resulting free-kick Trippier's set piece is headed away by City captain Vincent Kompany. Unfortunately for the defender his clearance falls straight to Boyd who hits a sweet left-footed volley first time that arrows into the bottom corner. A fantastic strike. 60 mins: Martin Demichelis swiftly follows Mee into the referees book for a cynical challenge on Ings. 58 mins: We have our first booking of the match and it's a harsh one as Ben Mee is cautioned for a challenge on Jesus Navas. Replays show it was a soft decision in comparison to some of the unpunished tackles that the City players have dealt. 55 mins: What a hit by George Boyd - he's so unlucky. The Scotland international hits a hook volley, with his weaker right foot, over his shoulder that narrowly goes past the post. That's got the crowd engaged. 51 mins: David Silva has just produced a collectors item - a bad touch. And at precisely the wrong time too. Aguero does brilliantly to spin around a Burnley defender on the halfway line and race clear. With Silva in support he plays in the playmaker but his first touch forces him wide with Heaton bearing down on him. That could, and probably should have been, 1-0 to the visitors. Will the deadlock be broken in this stalemate? A Manchester City fan has just proposed to his Burnley-supporting girlfriend on the pitch at half time. Thankfully she said yes because it’s a long walk back to the touchline. That’s the best entertainment we’ve had here so far. Disappointing first half from the champions. Surely they haven’t got one eye on Barcelona when there’s still something to play for in the title race. City showed a few flashes towards the end of the first half but Tom Heaton has only had two saves to make, and fairly routine saves at that. And the referee has drawn a close to first half proceedings at Turf Moor. In truth it's been a rather drab affair with no clear-cut chances yet created for either side. The hosts will be pleased with their display so far as they aim to avoid relegation, but City know they have to improve if they are to keep their hopes alive of retaining the Premier League title. 42 mins: City are dominating possession now and the stats support that with 70 per cent of the ball in their favour. However, the key statistic is that it is still 0-0. Can they make their dominance count? 34 mins: The visitors are slowly starting to come into the game more. Again Dzeko wriggles free inside in the Burnley box but is tackled before he can shoot. The ball falls into the path of Aguero who chooses to shoot rather the cross. The end product? An effort well wide of goal. Nevertheless a warning sign for the hosts. 29 mins: It's taken nearly half an hour but finally a keeper is forced into a save. Heaton comes off his line well to deny Dzeko from squeezing in a near post effort. From the resulting build-up the goalkeeper holds the ball well from an Aguero strike. As the old saying goes, you wait ages for a bus and then two come along at once. 26 mins: And that trend continues as Edin Dzeko drags an ambitious left-footed shot well wide of Tom Heaton's goal. 23 mins: The fans have little to cheer about so far and it's hardly surprising. We're approaching the midway point of the first half and neither side has managed a shot on target yet. 15 mins: Still no clear-cut chances created by either side. Both goalkeepers have had yet to break sweat. 10 mins: Burnley right back Kieran Trippier crosses a ball that hits Gael Clichy. The home fans roar for a penalty but replays clearly show the ball hits the left back in the chest. 6 mins: As you would expect Burnley came out of the traps strongly in the opening exchanges. City have weathered that 'mini-storm' and are starting to express themselves. The match has started in Lancashire. Can Burnley stun City? Kick-off is imminent... Look away Burnley fans... City are unbeaten in their last six visits to Turf Moor in all competitions, winning the last five in a row and scoring 17 times in the last four. To make matters the visitors are unbeaten in their last 13 matches in all competitions against the Clarets (W8 D5 L0). Records are there to be broken though... In a close battle for the Premier League title, December 28 2014 could be a date that haunts City. Leading 2-0 at half-time against Burnley, Manuel Pellegrini's side squander a two-goal lead to draw with Sean Dyche's men. George Boyd scored straight after the break, turning home Danny Ings' shot while in an offside position. Then Ashley Barnes reacted quickest in a crowded penalty area to smash home a loose ball to earn the visitors a draw. Pellegrini knows his side can't afford a repeat performance like that if they are to close the gap on league leaders Chelsea. Manchester City captain Vincent Kompany returns to the starting line-up after being an unused substitute against Leicester on 4 March. Quartet Pablo Zabaleta, Gael Clichy, Fernandinho and Edin Dzeko also start as Manuel Pellegrini rings the changes. Right so the Burnley team news is and Mike Duff and Sam Vokes come in for Michael Keane and Michael Kightly in the only two changes for the Clarets from the side that lost 2-0 at Anfield against Liverpool. Manchester City XI: Hart, Zabaleta, Kompany, Demichelis, Clichy, Navas, Fernandinho, Yaya Toure, Silva, Dzeko, Aguero . Subs: Caballero, Mangala, Sagna, Nasri, Lampard, Bony, Jovetic . Burnley XI: Heaton, Trippier, Shackell, Duff, Mee; Barnes, Arfield, Jones, Boyd; Ings, Vokes . Subs: Gilks, Keane, Reid, Ward, Jutkiewicz, Wallace, Kightly. Hello and welcome to Sportsmail's coverage of Saturday's late Premier League kick-off between Burnley and Manchester City. Both sides are desperate for the three points for reasons concerning either end of the table. Follow all the action from Turf Moor with myself, Luke Augustus, kick-off is at 5.30pm. | Dataset: ccdv/cnn_dailymail/3.0.0/validation | 6.6 | 122.249338 | 1,874 | 62.546354 | 0.376238 | 0.924794 | 1 | 0.771292 | 0.000609 | 5.054031 | 0.561516 | null | -0.517455 | -0.59853 | 0.937754 | null | 0.482545 | 0.172763 |
317 | 109 | George Boyd scored a famous Burnley winner as Manchester City's strongarm tactics backfired ahead of their big date in The Nou Camp. Turf Moor was bouncing as Boyd lashed home a poor clearance from returning City captain Vincent Kompany after 61 minutes. And Manuel Pellegrini's men – who sent on £50million substitutes Wilfried Bony and Stevan Jovetic to try and salvage the game – were lucky to survive with 11 men after bad challenges from Sergio Aguero and Martin Demichelis. CLICK HERE to read Sportsmail's Joe Bernstein's full match report from Turf Moor. Host commentator . What a potential season-defining moment Burnley's win could be tonight. The victory still sees the Clarets in the relegation zone - but by only one point with Sunderland looking over their shoulders ever-more. Meanwhile the defeat for City is damaging for their title hopes. A win for Chelsea on Sunday would see Manuel Pellegrini's side trail by eight points with nine games remaining. City now have to pick themselves up with a daunting trip to Barcelona in the Champions League on Wednesday night. Until next time, have a good evening! And the referee brings a close to the match. Relegation candidates Burnley have stunned the champions Manchester City! George Boyd's goal separates the two sides. Cue pandemonium among the Turf Moor faithful. 92 mins: Burnley make their second defensive change of the match as Danny Ings is taken off for Steven Reid. The hosts are now playing without any recognised strikers. 91 mins: Oh wow, what a huge moment in the match. Pablo Zabaleta charges into the Burnley box and falls under the challenge of Mee. On first inspection it looked a penalty and the replays suggest so too. However the referee decides otherwise and awards a free-kick to Burnley as Jason Shackell is fouled by Zabaleta during his tumble. The City players are incensed. Will that moment spell curtains for their title challenge? There will be four minutes of injury time to be added on... 86 mins: Burnley make their first change of the match and it's a defensive one as striker Sam Vokes is replaced by Stephen Ward. Lampard's appearance is his 600th in the Premier League. Only Ryan Giggs has made more. 82 mins: And that cross is Toure's last piece of action as he is replaced by Frank Lampard. 81 mins: What a chance that was for City to equalise. Navas cuts the ball back on the right flank to Yaya Toure. The latter whips in a devilish cross that finds the head of Aguero at the back post. The Argentina international can only head over from just outside the six-yard box though. The frustration grows for the visitors. City are continuing to press for an equaliser but have yet to breach the Burnley defence. As they push further forward gaps are starting to appear which Burnley are beginning to exploit. The visitors have simply not been at it tonight, a huge credit must go to the Clarets though. They've been brilliant. 74 mins: Pellegrini makes his second change of the match as Silva is replaced by Stevan Jovetic. 71 mins: Two of Burnley's back four are now cautioned as Michael Duff sees yellow for a foul. 66 mins: City have just over 20 minutes plus added time to turnaround this scoreline. Victory for City would see them close the gap on Chelsea to two-points ahead of their match against Southampton on Sunday. A defeat means the Blues could go eight points clear if they beat the Saints. Do the City players want it enough? 63 mins: City react to conceding the opener by taking off the ineffectual Dzeko and replacing him with Wilfried Bony. Demichelis' act of cynicism has been punished spectacularly by Burnley. From the resulting free-kick Trippier's set piece is headed away by City captain Vincent Kompany. Unfortunately for the defender his clearance falls straight to Boyd who hits a sweet left-footed volley first time that arrows into the bottom corner. A fantastic strike. 60 mins: Martin Demichelis swiftly follows Mee into the referees book for a cynical challenge on Ings. 58 mins: We have our first booking of the match and it's a harsh one as Ben Mee is cautioned for a challenge on Jesus Navas. Replays show it was a soft decision in comparison to some of the unpunished tackles that the City players have dealt. 55 mins: What a hit by George Boyd - he's so unlucky. The Scotland international hits a hook volley, with his weaker right foot, over his shoulder that narrowly goes past the post. That's got the crowd engaged. 51 mins: David Silva has just produced a collectors item - a bad touch. And at precisely the wrong time too. Aguero does brilliantly to spin around a Burnley defender on the halfway line and race clear. With Silva in support he plays in the playmaker but his first touch forces him wide with Heaton bearing down on him. That could, and probably should have been, 1-0 to the visitors. Will the deadlock be broken in this stalemate? A Manchester City fan has just proposed to his Burnley-supporting girlfriend on the pitch at half time. Thankfully she said yes because it’s a long walk back to the touchline. That’s the best entertainment we’ve had here so far. Disappointing first half from the champions. Surely they haven’t got one eye on Barcelona when there’s still something to play for in the title race. City showed a few flashes towards the end of the first half but Tom Heaton has only had two saves to make, and fairly routine saves at that. And the referee has drawn a close to first half proceedings at Turf Moor. In truth it's been a rather drab affair with no clear-cut chances yet created for either side. The hosts will be pleased with their display so far as they aim to avoid relegation, but City know they have to improve if they are to keep their hopes alive of retaining the Premier League title. 42 mins: City are dominating possession now and the stats support that with 70 per cent of the ball in their favour. However, the key statistic is that it is still 0-0. Can they make their dominance count? 34 mins: The visitors are slowly starting to come into the game more. Again Dzeko wriggles free inside in the Burnley box but is tackled before he can shoot. The ball falls into the path of Aguero who chooses to shoot rather the cross. The end product? An effort well wide of goal. Nevertheless a warning sign for the hosts. 29 mins: It's taken nearly half an hour but finally a keeper is forced into a save. Heaton comes off his line well to deny Dzeko from squeezing in a near post effort. From the resulting build-up the goalkeeper holds the ball well from an Aguero strike. As the old saying goes, you wait ages for a bus and then two come along at once. 26 mins: And that trend continues as Edin Dzeko drags an ambitious left-footed shot well wide of Tom Heaton's goal. 23 mins: The fans have little to cheer about so far and it's hardly surprising. We're approaching the midway point of the first half and neither side has managed a shot on target yet. 15 mins: Still no clear-cut chances created by either side. Both goalkeepers have had yet to break sweat. 10 mins: Burnley right back Kieran Trippier crosses a ball that hits Gael Clichy. The home fans roar for a penalty but replays clearly show the ball hits the left back in the chest. 6 mins: As you would expect Burnley came out of the traps strongly in the opening exchanges. City have weathered that 'mini-storm' and are starting to express themselves. The match has started in Lancashire. Can Burnley stun City? Kick-off is imminent... Look away Burnley fans... City are unbeaten in their last six visits to Turf Moor in all competitions, winning the last five in a row and scoring 17 times in the last four. To make matters the visitors are unbeaten in their last 13 matches in all competitions against the Clarets (W8 D5 L0). Records are there to be broken though... In a close battle for the Premier League title, December 28 2014 could be a date that haunts City. Leading 2-0 at half-time against Burnley, Manuel Pellegrini's side squander a two-goal lead to draw with Sean Dyche's men. George Boyd scored straight after the break, turning home Danny Ings' shot while in an offside position. Then Ashley Barnes reacted quickest in a crowded penalty area to smash home a loose ball to earn the visitors a draw. Pellegrini knows his side can't afford a repeat performance like that if they are to close the gap on league leaders Chelsea. Manchester City captain Vincent Kompany returns to the starting line-up after being an unused substitute against Leicester on 4 March. Quartet Pablo Zabaleta, Gael Clichy, Fernandinho and Edin Dzeko also start as Manuel Pellegrini rings the changes. Right so the Burnley team news is and Mike Duff and Sam Vokes come in for Michael Keane and Michael Kightly in the only two changes for the Clarets from the side that lost 2-0 at Anfield against Liverpool. Manchester City XI: Hart, Zabaleta, Kompany, Demichelis, Clichy, Navas, Fernandinho, Yaya Toure, Silva, Dzeko, Aguero . Subs: Caballero, Mangala, Sagna, Nasri, Lampard, Bony, Jovetic . Burnley XI: Heaton, Trippier, Shackell, Duff, Mee; Barnes, Arfield, Jones, Boyd; Ings, Vokes . Subs: Gilks, Keane, Reid, Ward, Jutkiewicz, Wallace, Kightly. Hello and welcome to Sportsmail's coverage of Saturday's late Premier League kick-off between Burnley and Manchester City. Both sides are desperate for the three points for reasons concerning either end of the table. Follow all the action from Turf Moor with myself, Luke Augustus, kick-off is at 5.30pm. | Dataset: ccdv/cnn_dailymail/3.0.0/validation | 6.6 | 122.249338 | 1,874 | 62.546354 | 0.376238 | 0.924794 | 1 | 0.771292 | 0.000609 | 5.054031 | null | -0.516219 | -0.504335 | -0.648323 | null | 0.408575 | 0.495665 | 0.122969 |
318 | 109 | George Boyd scored a famous Burnley winner as Manchester City's strongarm tactics backfired ahead of their big date in The Nou Camp. Turf Moor was bouncing as Boyd lashed home a poor clearance from returning City captain Vincent Kompany after 61 minutes. And Manuel Pellegrini's men – who sent on £50million substitutes Wilfried Bony and Stevan Jovetic to try and salvage the game – were lucky to survive with 11 men after bad challenges from Sergio Aguero and Martin Demichelis. CLICK HERE to read Sportsmail's Joe Bernstein's full match report from Turf Moor. Host commentator . What a potential season-defining moment Burnley's win could be tonight. The victory still sees the Clarets in the relegation zone - but by only one point with Sunderland looking over their shoulders ever-more. Meanwhile the defeat for City is damaging for their title hopes. A win for Chelsea on Sunday would see Manuel Pellegrini's side trail by eight points with nine games remaining. City now have to pick themselves up with a daunting trip to Barcelona in the Champions League on Wednesday night. Until next time, have a good evening! And the referee brings a close to the match. Relegation candidates Burnley have stunned the champions Manchester City! George Boyd's goal separates the two sides. Cue pandemonium among the Turf Moor faithful. 92 mins: Burnley make their second defensive change of the match as Danny Ings is taken off for Steven Reid. The hosts are now playing without any recognised strikers. 91 mins: Oh wow, what a huge moment in the match. Pablo Zabaleta charges into the Burnley box and falls under the challenge of Mee. On first inspection it looked a penalty and the replays suggest so too. However the referee decides otherwise and awards a free-kick to Burnley as Jason Shackell is fouled by Zabaleta during his tumble. The City players are incensed. Will that moment spell curtains for their title challenge? There will be four minutes of injury time to be added on... 86 mins: Burnley make their first change of the match and it's a defensive one as striker Sam Vokes is replaced by Stephen Ward. Lampard's appearance is his 600th in the Premier League. Only Ryan Giggs has made more. 82 mins: And that cross is Toure's last piece of action as he is replaced by Frank Lampard. 81 mins: What a chance that was for City to equalise. Navas cuts the ball back on the right flank to Yaya Toure. The latter whips in a devilish cross that finds the head of Aguero at the back post. The Argentina international can only head over from just outside the six-yard box though. The frustration grows for the visitors. City are continuing to press for an equaliser but have yet to breach the Burnley defence. As they push further forward gaps are starting to appear which Burnley are beginning to exploit. The visitors have simply not been at it tonight, a huge credit must go to the Clarets though. They've been brilliant. 74 mins: Pellegrini makes his second change of the match as Silva is replaced by Stevan Jovetic. 71 mins: Two of Burnley's back four are now cautioned as Michael Duff sees yellow for a foul. 66 mins: City have just over 20 minutes plus added time to turnaround this scoreline. Victory for City would see them close the gap on Chelsea to two-points ahead of their match against Southampton on Sunday. A defeat means the Blues could go eight points clear if they beat the Saints. Do the City players want it enough? 63 mins: City react to conceding the opener by taking off the ineffectual Dzeko and replacing him with Wilfried Bony. Demichelis' act of cynicism has been punished spectacularly by Burnley. From the resulting free-kick Trippier's set piece is headed away by City captain Vincent Kompany. Unfortunately for the defender his clearance falls straight to Boyd who hits a sweet left-footed volley first time that arrows into the bottom corner. A fantastic strike. 60 mins: Martin Demichelis swiftly follows Mee into the referees book for a cynical challenge on Ings. 58 mins: We have our first booking of the match and it's a harsh one as Ben Mee is cautioned for a challenge on Jesus Navas. Replays show it was a soft decision in comparison to some of the unpunished tackles that the City players have dealt. 55 mins: What a hit by George Boyd - he's so unlucky. The Scotland international hits a hook volley, with his weaker right foot, over his shoulder that narrowly goes past the post. That's got the crowd engaged. 51 mins: David Silva has just produced a collectors item - a bad touch. And at precisely the wrong time too. Aguero does brilliantly to spin around a Burnley defender on the halfway line and race clear. With Silva in support he plays in the playmaker but his first touch forces him wide with Heaton bearing down on him. That could, and probably should have been, 1-0 to the visitors. Will the deadlock be broken in this stalemate? A Manchester City fan has just proposed to his Burnley-supporting girlfriend on the pitch at half time. Thankfully she said yes because it’s a long walk back to the touchline. That’s the best entertainment we’ve had here so far. Disappointing first half from the champions. Surely they haven’t got one eye on Barcelona when there’s still something to play for in the title race. City showed a few flashes towards the end of the first half but Tom Heaton has only had two saves to make, and fairly routine saves at that. And the referee has drawn a close to first half proceedings at Turf Moor. In truth it's been a rather drab affair with no clear-cut chances yet created for either side. The hosts will be pleased with their display so far as they aim to avoid relegation, but City know they have to improve if they are to keep their hopes alive of retaining the Premier League title. 42 mins: City are dominating possession now and the stats support that with 70 per cent of the ball in their favour. However, the key statistic is that it is still 0-0. Can they make their dominance count? 34 mins: The visitors are slowly starting to come into the game more. Again Dzeko wriggles free inside in the Burnley box but is tackled before he can shoot. The ball falls into the path of Aguero who chooses to shoot rather the cross. The end product? An effort well wide of goal. Nevertheless a warning sign for the hosts. 29 mins: It's taken nearly half an hour but finally a keeper is forced into a save. Heaton comes off his line well to deny Dzeko from squeezing in a near post effort. From the resulting build-up the goalkeeper holds the ball well from an Aguero strike. As the old saying goes, you wait ages for a bus and then two come along at once. 26 mins: And that trend continues as Edin Dzeko drags an ambitious left-footed shot well wide of Tom Heaton's goal. 23 mins: The fans have little to cheer about so far and it's hardly surprising. We're approaching the midway point of the first half and neither side has managed a shot on target yet. 15 mins: Still no clear-cut chances created by either side. Both goalkeepers have had yet to break sweat. 10 mins: Burnley right back Kieran Trippier crosses a ball that hits Gael Clichy. The home fans roar for a penalty but replays clearly show the ball hits the left back in the chest. 6 mins: As you would expect Burnley came out of the traps strongly in the opening exchanges. City have weathered that 'mini-storm' and are starting to express themselves. The match has started in Lancashire. Can Burnley stun City? Kick-off is imminent... Look away Burnley fans... City are unbeaten in their last six visits to Turf Moor in all competitions, winning the last five in a row and scoring 17 times in the last four. To make matters the visitors are unbeaten in their last 13 matches in all competitions against the Clarets (W8 D5 L0). Records are there to be broken though... In a close battle for the Premier League title, December 28 2014 could be a date that haunts City. Leading 2-0 at half-time against Burnley, Manuel Pellegrini's side squander a two-goal lead to draw with Sean Dyche's men. George Boyd scored straight after the break, turning home Danny Ings' shot while in an offside position. Then Ashley Barnes reacted quickest in a crowded penalty area to smash home a loose ball to earn the visitors a draw. Pellegrini knows his side can't afford a repeat performance like that if they are to close the gap on league leaders Chelsea. Manchester City captain Vincent Kompany returns to the starting line-up after being an unused substitute against Leicester on 4 March. Quartet Pablo Zabaleta, Gael Clichy, Fernandinho and Edin Dzeko also start as Manuel Pellegrini rings the changes. Right so the Burnley team news is and Mike Duff and Sam Vokes come in for Michael Keane and Michael Kightly in the only two changes for the Clarets from the side that lost 2-0 at Anfield against Liverpool. Manchester City XI: Hart, Zabaleta, Kompany, Demichelis, Clichy, Navas, Fernandinho, Yaya Toure, Silva, Dzeko, Aguero . Subs: Caballero, Mangala, Sagna, Nasri, Lampard, Bony, Jovetic . Burnley XI: Heaton, Trippier, Shackell, Duff, Mee; Barnes, Arfield, Jones, Boyd; Ings, Vokes . Subs: Gilks, Keane, Reid, Ward, Jutkiewicz, Wallace, Kightly. Hello and welcome to Sportsmail's coverage of Saturday's late Premier League kick-off between Burnley and Manchester City. Both sides are desperate for the three points for reasons concerning either end of the table. Follow all the action from Turf Moor with myself, Luke Augustus, kick-off is at 5.30pm. | Dataset: ccdv/cnn_dailymail/3.0.0/validation | 6.6 | 122.249338 | 1,874 | 62.546354 | 0.376238 | 0.924794 | 1 | 0.771292 | 0.000609 | 5.054031 | null | -0.182502 | -0.560156 | -0.193412 | null | 0.742292 | 0.439844 | 0.577881 |
319 | 109 | George Boyd scored a famous Burnley winner as Manchester City's strongarm tactics backfired ahead of their big date in The Nou Camp. Turf Moor was bouncing as Boyd lashed home a poor clearance from returning City captain Vincent Kompany after 61 minutes. And Manuel Pellegrini's men – who sent on £50million substitutes Wilfried Bony and Stevan Jovetic to try and salvage the game – were lucky to survive with 11 men after bad challenges from Sergio Aguero and Martin Demichelis. CLICK HERE to read Sportsmail's Joe Bernstein's full match report from Turf Moor. Host commentator . What a potential season-defining moment Burnley's win could be tonight. The victory still sees the Clarets in the relegation zone - but by only one point with Sunderland looking over their shoulders ever-more. Meanwhile the defeat for City is damaging for their title hopes. A win for Chelsea on Sunday would see Manuel Pellegrini's side trail by eight points with nine games remaining. City now have to pick themselves up with a daunting trip to Barcelona in the Champions League on Wednesday night. Until next time, have a good evening! And the referee brings a close to the match. Relegation candidates Burnley have stunned the champions Manchester City! George Boyd's goal separates the two sides. Cue pandemonium among the Turf Moor faithful. 92 mins: Burnley make their second defensive change of the match as Danny Ings is taken off for Steven Reid. The hosts are now playing without any recognised strikers. 91 mins: Oh wow, what a huge moment in the match. Pablo Zabaleta charges into the Burnley box and falls under the challenge of Mee. On first inspection it looked a penalty and the replays suggest so too. However the referee decides otherwise and awards a free-kick to Burnley as Jason Shackell is fouled by Zabaleta during his tumble. The City players are incensed. Will that moment spell curtains for their title challenge? There will be four minutes of injury time to be added on... 86 mins: Burnley make their first change of the match and it's a defensive one as striker Sam Vokes is replaced by Stephen Ward. Lampard's appearance is his 600th in the Premier League. Only Ryan Giggs has made more. 82 mins: And that cross is Toure's last piece of action as he is replaced by Frank Lampard. 81 mins: What a chance that was for City to equalise. Navas cuts the ball back on the right flank to Yaya Toure. The latter whips in a devilish cross that finds the head of Aguero at the back post. The Argentina international can only head over from just outside the six-yard box though. The frustration grows for the visitors. City are continuing to press for an equaliser but have yet to breach the Burnley defence. As they push further forward gaps are starting to appear which Burnley are beginning to exploit. The visitors have simply not been at it tonight, a huge credit must go to the Clarets though. They've been brilliant. 74 mins: Pellegrini makes his second change of the match as Silva is replaced by Stevan Jovetic. 71 mins: Two of Burnley's back four are now cautioned as Michael Duff sees yellow for a foul. 66 mins: City have just over 20 minutes plus added time to turnaround this scoreline. Victory for City would see them close the gap on Chelsea to two-points ahead of their match against Southampton on Sunday. A defeat means the Blues could go eight points clear if they beat the Saints. Do the City players want it enough? 63 mins: City react to conceding the opener by taking off the ineffectual Dzeko and replacing him with Wilfried Bony. Demichelis' act of cynicism has been punished spectacularly by Burnley. From the resulting free-kick Trippier's set piece is headed away by City captain Vincent Kompany. Unfortunately for the defender his clearance falls straight to Boyd who hits a sweet left-footed volley first time that arrows into the bottom corner. A fantastic strike. 60 mins: Martin Demichelis swiftly follows Mee into the referees book for a cynical challenge on Ings. 58 mins: We have our first booking of the match and it's a harsh one as Ben Mee is cautioned for a challenge on Jesus Navas. Replays show it was a soft decision in comparison to some of the unpunished tackles that the City players have dealt. 55 mins: What a hit by George Boyd - he's so unlucky. The Scotland international hits a hook volley, with his weaker right foot, over his shoulder that narrowly goes past the post. That's got the crowd engaged. 51 mins: David Silva has just produced a collectors item - a bad touch. And at precisely the wrong time too. Aguero does brilliantly to spin around a Burnley defender on the halfway line and race clear. With Silva in support he plays in the playmaker but his first touch forces him wide with Heaton bearing down on him. That could, and probably should have been, 1-0 to the visitors. Will the deadlock be broken in this stalemate? A Manchester City fan has just proposed to his Burnley-supporting girlfriend on the pitch at half time. Thankfully she said yes because it’s a long walk back to the touchline. That’s the best entertainment we’ve had here so far. Disappointing first half from the champions. Surely they haven’t got one eye on Barcelona when there’s still something to play for in the title race. City showed a few flashes towards the end of the first half but Tom Heaton has only had two saves to make, and fairly routine saves at that. And the referee has drawn a close to first half proceedings at Turf Moor. In truth it's been a rather drab affair with no clear-cut chances yet created for either side. The hosts will be pleased with their display so far as they aim to avoid relegation, but City know they have to improve if they are to keep their hopes alive of retaining the Premier League title. 42 mins: City are dominating possession now and the stats support that with 70 per cent of the ball in their favour. However, the key statistic is that it is still 0-0. Can they make their dominance count? 34 mins: The visitors are slowly starting to come into the game more. Again Dzeko wriggles free inside in the Burnley box but is tackled before he can shoot. The ball falls into the path of Aguero who chooses to shoot rather the cross. The end product? An effort well wide of goal. Nevertheless a warning sign for the hosts. 29 mins: It's taken nearly half an hour but finally a keeper is forced into a save. Heaton comes off his line well to deny Dzeko from squeezing in a near post effort. From the resulting build-up the goalkeeper holds the ball well from an Aguero strike. As the old saying goes, you wait ages for a bus and then two come along at once. 26 mins: And that trend continues as Edin Dzeko drags an ambitious left-footed shot well wide of Tom Heaton's goal. 23 mins: The fans have little to cheer about so far and it's hardly surprising. We're approaching the midway point of the first half and neither side has managed a shot on target yet. 15 mins: Still no clear-cut chances created by either side. Both goalkeepers have had yet to break sweat. 10 mins: Burnley right back Kieran Trippier crosses a ball that hits Gael Clichy. The home fans roar for a penalty but replays clearly show the ball hits the left back in the chest. 6 mins: As you would expect Burnley came out of the traps strongly in the opening exchanges. City have weathered that 'mini-storm' and are starting to express themselves. The match has started in Lancashire. Can Burnley stun City? Kick-off is imminent... Look away Burnley fans... City are unbeaten in their last six visits to Turf Moor in all competitions, winning the last five in a row and scoring 17 times in the last four. To make matters the visitors are unbeaten in their last 13 matches in all competitions against the Clarets (W8 D5 L0). Records are there to be broken though... In a close battle for the Premier League title, December 28 2014 could be a date that haunts City. Leading 2-0 at half-time against Burnley, Manuel Pellegrini's side squander a two-goal lead to draw with Sean Dyche's men. George Boyd scored straight after the break, turning home Danny Ings' shot while in an offside position. Then Ashley Barnes reacted quickest in a crowded penalty area to smash home a loose ball to earn the visitors a draw. Pellegrini knows his side can't afford a repeat performance like that if they are to close the gap on league leaders Chelsea. Manchester City captain Vincent Kompany returns to the starting line-up after being an unused substitute against Leicester on 4 March. Quartet Pablo Zabaleta, Gael Clichy, Fernandinho and Edin Dzeko also start as Manuel Pellegrini rings the changes. Right so the Burnley team news is and Mike Duff and Sam Vokes come in for Michael Keane and Michael Kightly in the only two changes for the Clarets from the side that lost 2-0 at Anfield against Liverpool. Manchester City XI: Hart, Zabaleta, Kompany, Demichelis, Clichy, Navas, Fernandinho, Yaya Toure, Silva, Dzeko, Aguero . Subs: Caballero, Mangala, Sagna, Nasri, Lampard, Bony, Jovetic . Burnley XI: Heaton, Trippier, Shackell, Duff, Mee; Barnes, Arfield, Jones, Boyd; Ings, Vokes . Subs: Gilks, Keane, Reid, Ward, Jutkiewicz, Wallace, Kightly. Hello and welcome to Sportsmail's coverage of Saturday's late Premier League kick-off between Burnley and Manchester City. Both sides are desperate for the three points for reasons concerning either end of the table. Follow all the action from Turf Moor with myself, Luke Augustus, kick-off is at 5.30pm. | Dataset: ccdv/cnn_dailymail/3.0.0/validation | 6.6 | 122.249338 | 1,874 | 62.546354 | 0.376238 | 0.924794 | 1 | 0.771292 | 0.000609 | 5.054031 | 0.327465 | -0.181909 | null | 0.212377 | 0.703703 | 0.742885 | null | 0.98367 |
320 | 7,828 | this all happened last night. its kinda complicated and long but roll with it. so some backstory; i'm a guy freshman in college, and some of my girl friends from highschool (not gunna use real names, so lets call them a, b, and c) were back in town for spring break and asked to stay over so we can party and catch up. i thought great! havent seen these girls in awhile and will be fun to drink with some friends. plus a and my buddy j have a kind of again off again thing so it will be good to get them together.
they start driving up, and i 3d print a shamrock shot glass on my 3d printer because hey st paddys day and also to show off a little because yeah i'm cool like that. that was mistake number one. so they come up, drop their stuff in my room and we start drinking in j's room. we hang for an hour or so and i go out to use the bathroom, i glance down the hall to my room and two ra's are banging on my door. i go over and ask them whats going on and they start interrogating me to see if i've been smoking weed. apparantly the plastic melting smells like weed, and everyone in the hall was trying to figure out who was lighting up in their room. i show them the printer and they leave mostly satisfied... phew. but don't worry, my night had only just begun.
i go back to the room and b is gone, wasnt sure where but she wasnt too drunk so i figured it was okay. i find b in the hall a little later and she is bawling. apparantly two of her and c's best friends who knew she was there didnt tell her they were coming to hang out with another group of friends. i give her a hug and calm her down and we go back. but now c is gone. go to the bathroom and she is puking into the garbage. i direct her to the toilet and make sure shes okay. go back to check on things and b is leaving again, she wanted to go see a guy. whatever, figured i could handle one drunk girl, and b said she'd be back later.
the rest of us move to my room because a and j want alone time. c comes back and is crying now. turns out those two friends from highschool are hanging out with c's newly ex boyfriend. c starts taking more shots. mistake number 2, never let a girl take angry shots. just don't. c tries to leave to go "beat up her ex", none of her girlfriends are there so i talk her out of it. she leaves again and i have to literally carry her back to the room, where she passes out. at least thats what i thought.
ten minutes later she goes and pukes, and my roommate follows to make sure everything is okay. i text b and a to tell them that c needs them. no response. great. roommate runs back and says c left again. fuck. i dial her friend who wasnt there for some sober help and sprint down the stairs and catch her in the lobby. i grab her and try to convince her to come up to my room, which with no context sounds like im trying to rape this obviously hammered girl. several people were there glaring at me and now probably think i'm a rapist. fuck me. she refuses, takes the phone to talk to her friend, and leaves the building to go find her ex. i follow to try to do what i can. along the way she is berating random people that she thinks are her friends, and i finally i convince her to stop and go back, thank god.
as we get back to the dorm, she runs away as i open the door. and this time shes on a mission. of course, of course, we then actually see her two friends. she starts yelling, screaming at them, but she keeps walking because she still wants to hit her ex. she storms into the dorm and right there, right at the top of the damn stairs, is her ex. oh fuck. he gets wide eyed and ducks into a room, and in her blind rage she doesnt see him. walks right fucking past him. thank you god. first luck of the night. we walk through the whole dorm, and go back outside, she is still crying/yelling at random people and into the phone to her friend, who is actually in a hotel room with her parents. c finds a park bench and sits. after a few quiet moments she says shes ready to go back.
we make it to the room, she pukes again in the garbage. b walks in. more trouble! turns out she'd just lost her virginity (no protection) to some dick we used to know. does this shit end? b seems okay, so she takes over for me. c tries to leave again but b is able to stop her. finally, finally....they pass out. its 3 am. im drunk and have spent 3 hours dealing with all of this crap. i go up to my bed to pass out because im still very drunk, and i hear a knock. i go and answer and guess who. it's c's ex. he demands to speak with her. starts calling her name through the door to try to wake her up. thankfully c is out cold, so she stays asleep. i convince the ex to finally go the hell back to his own dorm.
what a fucking night. | Dataset: ctr4si/reddit_tifu/short/train | 4 | 82.117917 | 1,103 | 44.928279 | 0.118812 | 0.445327 | 0.716282 | 0.158484 | 0.000288 | 2.388671 | 0.441726 | 0.551052 | 0.21437 | null | 0.560538 | 0.996379 | 0.930653 | null |
321 | 7,828 | this all happened last night. its kinda complicated and long but roll with it. so some backstory; i'm a guy freshman in college, and some of my girl friends from highschool (not gunna use real names, so lets call them a, b, and c) were back in town for spring break and asked to stay over so we can party and catch up. i thought great! havent seen these girls in awhile and will be fun to drink with some friends. plus a and my buddy j have a kind of again off again thing so it will be good to get them together.
they start driving up, and i 3d print a shamrock shot glass on my 3d printer because hey st paddys day and also to show off a little because yeah i'm cool like that. that was mistake number one. so they come up, drop their stuff in my room and we start drinking in j's room. we hang for an hour or so and i go out to use the bathroom, i glance down the hall to my room and two ra's are banging on my door. i go over and ask them whats going on and they start interrogating me to see if i've been smoking weed. apparantly the plastic melting smells like weed, and everyone in the hall was trying to figure out who was lighting up in their room. i show them the printer and they leave mostly satisfied... phew. but don't worry, my night had only just begun.
i go back to the room and b is gone, wasnt sure where but she wasnt too drunk so i figured it was okay. i find b in the hall a little later and she is bawling. apparantly two of her and c's best friends who knew she was there didnt tell her they were coming to hang out with another group of friends. i give her a hug and calm her down and we go back. but now c is gone. go to the bathroom and she is puking into the garbage. i direct her to the toilet and make sure shes okay. go back to check on things and b is leaving again, she wanted to go see a guy. whatever, figured i could handle one drunk girl, and b said she'd be back later.
the rest of us move to my room because a and j want alone time. c comes back and is crying now. turns out those two friends from highschool are hanging out with c's newly ex boyfriend. c starts taking more shots. mistake number 2, never let a girl take angry shots. just don't. c tries to leave to go "beat up her ex", none of her girlfriends are there so i talk her out of it. she leaves again and i have to literally carry her back to the room, where she passes out. at least thats what i thought.
ten minutes later she goes and pukes, and my roommate follows to make sure everything is okay. i text b and a to tell them that c needs them. no response. great. roommate runs back and says c left again. fuck. i dial her friend who wasnt there for some sober help and sprint down the stairs and catch her in the lobby. i grab her and try to convince her to come up to my room, which with no context sounds like im trying to rape this obviously hammered girl. several people were there glaring at me and now probably think i'm a rapist. fuck me. she refuses, takes the phone to talk to her friend, and leaves the building to go find her ex. i follow to try to do what i can. along the way she is berating random people that she thinks are her friends, and i finally i convince her to stop and go back, thank god.
as we get back to the dorm, she runs away as i open the door. and this time shes on a mission. of course, of course, we then actually see her two friends. she starts yelling, screaming at them, but she keeps walking because she still wants to hit her ex. she storms into the dorm and right there, right at the top of the damn stairs, is her ex. oh fuck. he gets wide eyed and ducks into a room, and in her blind rage she doesnt see him. walks right fucking past him. thank you god. first luck of the night. we walk through the whole dorm, and go back outside, she is still crying/yelling at random people and into the phone to her friend, who is actually in a hotel room with her parents. c finds a park bench and sits. after a few quiet moments she says shes ready to go back.
we make it to the room, she pukes again in the garbage. b walks in. more trouble! turns out she'd just lost her virginity (no protection) to some dick we used to know. does this shit end? b seems okay, so she takes over for me. c tries to leave again but b is able to stop her. finally, finally....they pass out. its 3 am. im drunk and have spent 3 hours dealing with all of this crap. i go up to my bed to pass out because im still very drunk, and i hear a knock. i go and answer and guess who. it's c's ex. he demands to speak with her. starts calling her name through the door to try to wake her up. thankfully c is out cold, so she stays asleep. i convince the ex to finally go the hell back to his own dorm.
what a fucking night. | Dataset: ctr4si/reddit_tifu/short/train | 4 | 82.117917 | 1,103 | 44.928279 | 0.118812 | 0.445327 | 0.716282 | 0.158484 | 0.000288 | 2.388671 | null | -0.240816 | -0.286539 | 0.15451 | null | 0.204511 | 0.429743 | 0.312993 |
322 | 7,828 | this all happened last night. its kinda complicated and long but roll with it. so some backstory; i'm a guy freshman in college, and some of my girl friends from highschool (not gunna use real names, so lets call them a, b, and c) were back in town for spring break and asked to stay over so we can party and catch up. i thought great! havent seen these girls in awhile and will be fun to drink with some friends. plus a and my buddy j have a kind of again off again thing so it will be good to get them together.
they start driving up, and i 3d print a shamrock shot glass on my 3d printer because hey st paddys day and also to show off a little because yeah i'm cool like that. that was mistake number one. so they come up, drop their stuff in my room and we start drinking in j's room. we hang for an hour or so and i go out to use the bathroom, i glance down the hall to my room and two ra's are banging on my door. i go over and ask them whats going on and they start interrogating me to see if i've been smoking weed. apparantly the plastic melting smells like weed, and everyone in the hall was trying to figure out who was lighting up in their room. i show them the printer and they leave mostly satisfied... phew. but don't worry, my night had only just begun.
i go back to the room and b is gone, wasnt sure where but she wasnt too drunk so i figured it was okay. i find b in the hall a little later and she is bawling. apparantly two of her and c's best friends who knew she was there didnt tell her they were coming to hang out with another group of friends. i give her a hug and calm her down and we go back. but now c is gone. go to the bathroom and she is puking into the garbage. i direct her to the toilet and make sure shes okay. go back to check on things and b is leaving again, she wanted to go see a guy. whatever, figured i could handle one drunk girl, and b said she'd be back later.
the rest of us move to my room because a and j want alone time. c comes back and is crying now. turns out those two friends from highschool are hanging out with c's newly ex boyfriend. c starts taking more shots. mistake number 2, never let a girl take angry shots. just don't. c tries to leave to go "beat up her ex", none of her girlfriends are there so i talk her out of it. she leaves again and i have to literally carry her back to the room, where she passes out. at least thats what i thought.
ten minutes later she goes and pukes, and my roommate follows to make sure everything is okay. i text b and a to tell them that c needs them. no response. great. roommate runs back and says c left again. fuck. i dial her friend who wasnt there for some sober help and sprint down the stairs and catch her in the lobby. i grab her and try to convince her to come up to my room, which with no context sounds like im trying to rape this obviously hammered girl. several people were there glaring at me and now probably think i'm a rapist. fuck me. she refuses, takes the phone to talk to her friend, and leaves the building to go find her ex. i follow to try to do what i can. along the way she is berating random people that she thinks are her friends, and i finally i convince her to stop and go back, thank god.
as we get back to the dorm, she runs away as i open the door. and this time shes on a mission. of course, of course, we then actually see her two friends. she starts yelling, screaming at them, but she keeps walking because she still wants to hit her ex. she storms into the dorm and right there, right at the top of the damn stairs, is her ex. oh fuck. he gets wide eyed and ducks into a room, and in her blind rage she doesnt see him. walks right fucking past him. thank you god. first luck of the night. we walk through the whole dorm, and go back outside, she is still crying/yelling at random people and into the phone to her friend, who is actually in a hotel room with her parents. c finds a park bench and sits. after a few quiet moments she says shes ready to go back.
we make it to the room, she pukes again in the garbage. b walks in. more trouble! turns out she'd just lost her virginity (no protection) to some dick we used to know. does this shit end? b seems okay, so she takes over for me. c tries to leave again but b is able to stop her. finally, finally....they pass out. its 3 am. im drunk and have spent 3 hours dealing with all of this crap. i go up to my bed to pass out because im still very drunk, and i hear a knock. i go and answer and guess who. it's c's ex. he demands to speak with her. starts calling her name through the door to try to wake her up. thankfully c is out cold, so she stays asleep. i convince the ex to finally go the hell back to his own dorm.
what a fucking night. | Dataset: ctr4si/reddit_tifu/short/train | 4 | 82.117917 | 1,103 | 44.928279 | 0.118812 | 0.445327 | 0.716282 | 0.158484 | 0.000288 | 2.388671 | 0.184814 | 0.124747 | null | 0.121778 | 0.303626 | 0.570075 | null | 0.280261 |
323 | 7,828 | this all happened last night. its kinda complicated and long but roll with it. so some backstory; i'm a guy freshman in college, and some of my girl friends from highschool (not gunna use real names, so lets call them a, b, and c) were back in town for spring break and asked to stay over so we can party and catch up. i thought great! havent seen these girls in awhile and will be fun to drink with some friends. plus a and my buddy j have a kind of again off again thing so it will be good to get them together.
they start driving up, and i 3d print a shamrock shot glass on my 3d printer because hey st paddys day and also to show off a little because yeah i'm cool like that. that was mistake number one. so they come up, drop their stuff in my room and we start drinking in j's room. we hang for an hour or so and i go out to use the bathroom, i glance down the hall to my room and two ra's are banging on my door. i go over and ask them whats going on and they start interrogating me to see if i've been smoking weed. apparantly the plastic melting smells like weed, and everyone in the hall was trying to figure out who was lighting up in their room. i show them the printer and they leave mostly satisfied... phew. but don't worry, my night had only just begun.
i go back to the room and b is gone, wasnt sure where but she wasnt too drunk so i figured it was okay. i find b in the hall a little later and she is bawling. apparantly two of her and c's best friends who knew she was there didnt tell her they were coming to hang out with another group of friends. i give her a hug and calm her down and we go back. but now c is gone. go to the bathroom and she is puking into the garbage. i direct her to the toilet and make sure shes okay. go back to check on things and b is leaving again, she wanted to go see a guy. whatever, figured i could handle one drunk girl, and b said she'd be back later.
the rest of us move to my room because a and j want alone time. c comes back and is crying now. turns out those two friends from highschool are hanging out with c's newly ex boyfriend. c starts taking more shots. mistake number 2, never let a girl take angry shots. just don't. c tries to leave to go "beat up her ex", none of her girlfriends are there so i talk her out of it. she leaves again and i have to literally carry her back to the room, where she passes out. at least thats what i thought.
ten minutes later she goes and pukes, and my roommate follows to make sure everything is okay. i text b and a to tell them that c needs them. no response. great. roommate runs back and says c left again. fuck. i dial her friend who wasnt there for some sober help and sprint down the stairs and catch her in the lobby. i grab her and try to convince her to come up to my room, which with no context sounds like im trying to rape this obviously hammered girl. several people were there glaring at me and now probably think i'm a rapist. fuck me. she refuses, takes the phone to talk to her friend, and leaves the building to go find her ex. i follow to try to do what i can. along the way she is berating random people that she thinks are her friends, and i finally i convince her to stop and go back, thank god.
as we get back to the dorm, she runs away as i open the door. and this time shes on a mission. of course, of course, we then actually see her two friends. she starts yelling, screaming at them, but she keeps walking because she still wants to hit her ex. she storms into the dorm and right there, right at the top of the damn stairs, is her ex. oh fuck. he gets wide eyed and ducks into a room, and in her blind rage she doesnt see him. walks right fucking past him. thank you god. first luck of the night. we walk through the whole dorm, and go back outside, she is still crying/yelling at random people and into the phone to her friend, who is actually in a hotel room with her parents. c finds a park bench and sits. after a few quiet moments she says shes ready to go back.
we make it to the room, she pukes again in the garbage. b walks in. more trouble! turns out she'd just lost her virginity (no protection) to some dick we used to know. does this shit end? b seems okay, so she takes over for me. c tries to leave again but b is able to stop her. finally, finally....they pass out. its 3 am. im drunk and have spent 3 hours dealing with all of this crap. i go up to my bed to pass out because im still very drunk, and i hear a knock. i go and answer and guess who. it's c's ex. he demands to speak with her. starts calling her name through the door to try to wake her up. thankfully c is out cold, so she stays asleep. i convince the ex to finally go the hell back to his own dorm.
what a fucking night. | Dataset: ctr4si/reddit_tifu/short/train | 4 | 82.117917 | 1,103 | 44.928279 | 0.118812 | 0.445327 | 0.716282 | 0.158484 | 0.000288 | 2.388671 | 0.338528 | null | -0.389056 | 0.353642 | 0.45734 | null | 0.327226 | 0.512125 |
324 | 7,828 | this all happened last night. its kinda complicated and long but roll with it. so some backstory; i'm a guy freshman in college, and some of my girl friends from highschool (not gunna use real names, so lets call them a, b, and c) were back in town for spring break and asked to stay over so we can party and catch up. i thought great! havent seen these girls in awhile and will be fun to drink with some friends. plus a and my buddy j have a kind of again off again thing so it will be good to get them together.
they start driving up, and i 3d print a shamrock shot glass on my 3d printer because hey st paddys day and also to show off a little because yeah i'm cool like that. that was mistake number one. so they come up, drop their stuff in my room and we start drinking in j's room. we hang for an hour or so and i go out to use the bathroom, i glance down the hall to my room and two ra's are banging on my door. i go over and ask them whats going on and they start interrogating me to see if i've been smoking weed. apparantly the plastic melting smells like weed, and everyone in the hall was trying to figure out who was lighting up in their room. i show them the printer and they leave mostly satisfied... phew. but don't worry, my night had only just begun.
i go back to the room and b is gone, wasnt sure where but she wasnt too drunk so i figured it was okay. i find b in the hall a little later and she is bawling. apparantly two of her and c's best friends who knew she was there didnt tell her they were coming to hang out with another group of friends. i give her a hug and calm her down and we go back. but now c is gone. go to the bathroom and she is puking into the garbage. i direct her to the toilet and make sure shes okay. go back to check on things and b is leaving again, she wanted to go see a guy. whatever, figured i could handle one drunk girl, and b said she'd be back later.
the rest of us move to my room because a and j want alone time. c comes back and is crying now. turns out those two friends from highschool are hanging out with c's newly ex boyfriend. c starts taking more shots. mistake number 2, never let a girl take angry shots. just don't. c tries to leave to go "beat up her ex", none of her girlfriends are there so i talk her out of it. she leaves again and i have to literally carry her back to the room, where she passes out. at least thats what i thought.
ten minutes later she goes and pukes, and my roommate follows to make sure everything is okay. i text b and a to tell them that c needs them. no response. great. roommate runs back and says c left again. fuck. i dial her friend who wasnt there for some sober help and sprint down the stairs and catch her in the lobby. i grab her and try to convince her to come up to my room, which with no context sounds like im trying to rape this obviously hammered girl. several people were there glaring at me and now probably think i'm a rapist. fuck me. she refuses, takes the phone to talk to her friend, and leaves the building to go find her ex. i follow to try to do what i can. along the way she is berating random people that she thinks are her friends, and i finally i convince her to stop and go back, thank god.
as we get back to the dorm, she runs away as i open the door. and this time shes on a mission. of course, of course, we then actually see her two friends. she starts yelling, screaming at them, but she keeps walking because she still wants to hit her ex. she storms into the dorm and right there, right at the top of the damn stairs, is her ex. oh fuck. he gets wide eyed and ducks into a room, and in her blind rage she doesnt see him. walks right fucking past him. thank you god. first luck of the night. we walk through the whole dorm, and go back outside, she is still crying/yelling at random people and into the phone to her friend, who is actually in a hotel room with her parents. c finds a park bench and sits. after a few quiet moments she says shes ready to go back.
we make it to the room, she pukes again in the garbage. b walks in. more trouble! turns out she'd just lost her virginity (no protection) to some dick we used to know. does this shit end? b seems okay, so she takes over for me. c tries to leave again but b is able to stop her. finally, finally....they pass out. its 3 am. im drunk and have spent 3 hours dealing with all of this crap. i go up to my bed to pass out because im still very drunk, and i hear a knock. i go and answer and guess who. it's c's ex. he demands to speak with her. starts calling her name through the door to try to wake her up. thankfully c is out cold, so she stays asleep. i convince the ex to finally go the hell back to his own dorm.
what a fucking night. | Dataset: ctr4si/reddit_tifu/short/train | 4 | 82.117917 | 1,103 | 44.928279 | 0.118812 | 0.445327 | 0.716282 | 0.158484 | 0.000288 | 2.388671 | 0.360437 | null | -0.284581 | 0.349674 | 0.479249 | null | 0.431702 | 0.508158 |
325 | 7,828 | this all happened last night. its kinda complicated and long but roll with it. so some backstory; i'm a guy freshman in college, and some of my girl friends from highschool (not gunna use real names, so lets call them a, b, and c) were back in town for spring break and asked to stay over so we can party and catch up. i thought great! havent seen these girls in awhile and will be fun to drink with some friends. plus a and my buddy j have a kind of again off again thing so it will be good to get them together.
they start driving up, and i 3d print a shamrock shot glass on my 3d printer because hey st paddys day and also to show off a little because yeah i'm cool like that. that was mistake number one. so they come up, drop their stuff in my room and we start drinking in j's room. we hang for an hour or so and i go out to use the bathroom, i glance down the hall to my room and two ra's are banging on my door. i go over and ask them whats going on and they start interrogating me to see if i've been smoking weed. apparantly the plastic melting smells like weed, and everyone in the hall was trying to figure out who was lighting up in their room. i show them the printer and they leave mostly satisfied... phew. but don't worry, my night had only just begun.
i go back to the room and b is gone, wasnt sure where but she wasnt too drunk so i figured it was okay. i find b in the hall a little later and she is bawling. apparantly two of her and c's best friends who knew she was there didnt tell her they were coming to hang out with another group of friends. i give her a hug and calm her down and we go back. but now c is gone. go to the bathroom and she is puking into the garbage. i direct her to the toilet and make sure shes okay. go back to check on things and b is leaving again, she wanted to go see a guy. whatever, figured i could handle one drunk girl, and b said she'd be back later.
the rest of us move to my room because a and j want alone time. c comes back and is crying now. turns out those two friends from highschool are hanging out with c's newly ex boyfriend. c starts taking more shots. mistake number 2, never let a girl take angry shots. just don't. c tries to leave to go "beat up her ex", none of her girlfriends are there so i talk her out of it. she leaves again and i have to literally carry her back to the room, where she passes out. at least thats what i thought.
ten minutes later she goes and pukes, and my roommate follows to make sure everything is okay. i text b and a to tell them that c needs them. no response. great. roommate runs back and says c left again. fuck. i dial her friend who wasnt there for some sober help and sprint down the stairs and catch her in the lobby. i grab her and try to convince her to come up to my room, which with no context sounds like im trying to rape this obviously hammered girl. several people were there glaring at me and now probably think i'm a rapist. fuck me. she refuses, takes the phone to talk to her friend, and leaves the building to go find her ex. i follow to try to do what i can. along the way she is berating random people that she thinks are her friends, and i finally i convince her to stop and go back, thank god.
as we get back to the dorm, she runs away as i open the door. and this time shes on a mission. of course, of course, we then actually see her two friends. she starts yelling, screaming at them, but she keeps walking because she still wants to hit her ex. she storms into the dorm and right there, right at the top of the damn stairs, is her ex. oh fuck. he gets wide eyed and ducks into a room, and in her blind rage she doesnt see him. walks right fucking past him. thank you god. first luck of the night. we walk through the whole dorm, and go back outside, she is still crying/yelling at random people and into the phone to her friend, who is actually in a hotel room with her parents. c finds a park bench and sits. after a few quiet moments she says shes ready to go back.
we make it to the room, she pukes again in the garbage. b walks in. more trouble! turns out she'd just lost her virginity (no protection) to some dick we used to know. does this shit end? b seems okay, so she takes over for me. c tries to leave again but b is able to stop her. finally, finally....they pass out. its 3 am. im drunk and have spent 3 hours dealing with all of this crap. i go up to my bed to pass out because im still very drunk, and i hear a knock. i go and answer and guess who. it's c's ex. he demands to speak with her. starts calling her name through the door to try to wake her up. thankfully c is out cold, so she stays asleep. i convince the ex to finally go the hell back to his own dorm.
what a fucking night. | Dataset: ctr4si/reddit_tifu/short/train | 4 | 82.117917 | 1,103 | 44.928279 | 0.118812 | 0.445327 | 0.716282 | 0.158484 | 0.000288 | 2.388671 | 0.33534 | null | 0.201472 | 0.603363 | 0.454152 | null | 0.917754 | 0.761846 |
326 | 7,828 | this all happened last night. its kinda complicated and long but roll with it. so some backstory; i'm a guy freshman in college, and some of my girl friends from highschool (not gunna use real names, so lets call them a, b, and c) were back in town for spring break and asked to stay over so we can party and catch up. i thought great! havent seen these girls in awhile and will be fun to drink with some friends. plus a and my buddy j have a kind of again off again thing so it will be good to get them together.
they start driving up, and i 3d print a shamrock shot glass on my 3d printer because hey st paddys day and also to show off a little because yeah i'm cool like that. that was mistake number one. so they come up, drop their stuff in my room and we start drinking in j's room. we hang for an hour or so and i go out to use the bathroom, i glance down the hall to my room and two ra's are banging on my door. i go over and ask them whats going on and they start interrogating me to see if i've been smoking weed. apparantly the plastic melting smells like weed, and everyone in the hall was trying to figure out who was lighting up in their room. i show them the printer and they leave mostly satisfied... phew. but don't worry, my night had only just begun.
i go back to the room and b is gone, wasnt sure where but she wasnt too drunk so i figured it was okay. i find b in the hall a little later and she is bawling. apparantly two of her and c's best friends who knew she was there didnt tell her they were coming to hang out with another group of friends. i give her a hug and calm her down and we go back. but now c is gone. go to the bathroom and she is puking into the garbage. i direct her to the toilet and make sure shes okay. go back to check on things and b is leaving again, she wanted to go see a guy. whatever, figured i could handle one drunk girl, and b said she'd be back later.
the rest of us move to my room because a and j want alone time. c comes back and is crying now. turns out those two friends from highschool are hanging out with c's newly ex boyfriend. c starts taking more shots. mistake number 2, never let a girl take angry shots. just don't. c tries to leave to go "beat up her ex", none of her girlfriends are there so i talk her out of it. she leaves again and i have to literally carry her back to the room, where she passes out. at least thats what i thought.
ten minutes later she goes and pukes, and my roommate follows to make sure everything is okay. i text b and a to tell them that c needs them. no response. great. roommate runs back and says c left again. fuck. i dial her friend who wasnt there for some sober help and sprint down the stairs and catch her in the lobby. i grab her and try to convince her to come up to my room, which with no context sounds like im trying to rape this obviously hammered girl. several people were there glaring at me and now probably think i'm a rapist. fuck me. she refuses, takes the phone to talk to her friend, and leaves the building to go find her ex. i follow to try to do what i can. along the way she is berating random people that she thinks are her friends, and i finally i convince her to stop and go back, thank god.
as we get back to the dorm, she runs away as i open the door. and this time shes on a mission. of course, of course, we then actually see her two friends. she starts yelling, screaming at them, but she keeps walking because she still wants to hit her ex. she storms into the dorm and right there, right at the top of the damn stairs, is her ex. oh fuck. he gets wide eyed and ducks into a room, and in her blind rage she doesnt see him. walks right fucking past him. thank you god. first luck of the night. we walk through the whole dorm, and go back outside, she is still crying/yelling at random people and into the phone to her friend, who is actually in a hotel room with her parents. c finds a park bench and sits. after a few quiet moments she says shes ready to go back.
we make it to the room, she pukes again in the garbage. b walks in. more trouble! turns out she'd just lost her virginity (no protection) to some dick we used to know. does this shit end? b seems okay, so she takes over for me. c tries to leave again but b is able to stop her. finally, finally....they pass out. its 3 am. im drunk and have spent 3 hours dealing with all of this crap. i go up to my bed to pass out because im still very drunk, and i hear a knock. i go and answer and guess who. it's c's ex. he demands to speak with her. starts calling her name through the door to try to wake her up. thankfully c is out cold, so she stays asleep. i convince the ex to finally go the hell back to his own dorm.
what a fucking night. | Dataset: ctr4si/reddit_tifu/short/train | 4 | 82.117917 | 1,103 | 44.928279 | 0.118812 | 0.445327 | 0.716282 | 0.158484 | 0.000288 | 2.388671 | 0.497987 | -0.335438 | -0.483012 | null | 0.616799 | 0.109889 | 0.23327 | null |
327 | 7,828 | this all happened last night. its kinda complicated and long but roll with it. so some backstory; i'm a guy freshman in college, and some of my girl friends from highschool (not gunna use real names, so lets call them a, b, and c) were back in town for spring break and asked to stay over so we can party and catch up. i thought great! havent seen these girls in awhile and will be fun to drink with some friends. plus a and my buddy j have a kind of again off again thing so it will be good to get them together.
they start driving up, and i 3d print a shamrock shot glass on my 3d printer because hey st paddys day and also to show off a little because yeah i'm cool like that. that was mistake number one. so they come up, drop their stuff in my room and we start drinking in j's room. we hang for an hour or so and i go out to use the bathroom, i glance down the hall to my room and two ra's are banging on my door. i go over and ask them whats going on and they start interrogating me to see if i've been smoking weed. apparantly the plastic melting smells like weed, and everyone in the hall was trying to figure out who was lighting up in their room. i show them the printer and they leave mostly satisfied... phew. but don't worry, my night had only just begun.
i go back to the room and b is gone, wasnt sure where but she wasnt too drunk so i figured it was okay. i find b in the hall a little later and she is bawling. apparantly two of her and c's best friends who knew she was there didnt tell her they were coming to hang out with another group of friends. i give her a hug and calm her down and we go back. but now c is gone. go to the bathroom and she is puking into the garbage. i direct her to the toilet and make sure shes okay. go back to check on things and b is leaving again, she wanted to go see a guy. whatever, figured i could handle one drunk girl, and b said she'd be back later.
the rest of us move to my room because a and j want alone time. c comes back and is crying now. turns out those two friends from highschool are hanging out with c's newly ex boyfriend. c starts taking more shots. mistake number 2, never let a girl take angry shots. just don't. c tries to leave to go "beat up her ex", none of her girlfriends are there so i talk her out of it. she leaves again and i have to literally carry her back to the room, where she passes out. at least thats what i thought.
ten minutes later she goes and pukes, and my roommate follows to make sure everything is okay. i text b and a to tell them that c needs them. no response. great. roommate runs back and says c left again. fuck. i dial her friend who wasnt there for some sober help and sprint down the stairs and catch her in the lobby. i grab her and try to convince her to come up to my room, which with no context sounds like im trying to rape this obviously hammered girl. several people were there glaring at me and now probably think i'm a rapist. fuck me. she refuses, takes the phone to talk to her friend, and leaves the building to go find her ex. i follow to try to do what i can. along the way she is berating random people that she thinks are her friends, and i finally i convince her to stop and go back, thank god.
as we get back to the dorm, she runs away as i open the door. and this time shes on a mission. of course, of course, we then actually see her two friends. she starts yelling, screaming at them, but she keeps walking because she still wants to hit her ex. she storms into the dorm and right there, right at the top of the damn stairs, is her ex. oh fuck. he gets wide eyed and ducks into a room, and in her blind rage she doesnt see him. walks right fucking past him. thank you god. first luck of the night. we walk through the whole dorm, and go back outside, she is still crying/yelling at random people and into the phone to her friend, who is actually in a hotel room with her parents. c finds a park bench and sits. after a few quiet moments she says shes ready to go back.
we make it to the room, she pukes again in the garbage. b walks in. more trouble! turns out she'd just lost her virginity (no protection) to some dick we used to know. does this shit end? b seems okay, so she takes over for me. c tries to leave again but b is able to stop her. finally, finally....they pass out. its 3 am. im drunk and have spent 3 hours dealing with all of this crap. i go up to my bed to pass out because im still very drunk, and i hear a knock. i go and answer and guess who. it's c's ex. he demands to speak with her. starts calling her name through the door to try to wake her up. thankfully c is out cold, so she stays asleep. i convince the ex to finally go the hell back to his own dorm.
what a fucking night. | Dataset: ctr4si/reddit_tifu/short/train | 4 | 82.117917 | 1,103 | 44.928279 | 0.118812 | 0.445327 | 0.716282 | 0.158484 | 0.000288 | 2.388671 | 0.657193 | null | -0.115062 | 0.246681 | 0.776005 | null | 0.60122 | 0.405165 |
328 | 7,828 | this all happened last night. its kinda complicated and long but roll with it. so some backstory; i'm a guy freshman in college, and some of my girl friends from highschool (not gunna use real names, so lets call them a, b, and c) were back in town for spring break and asked to stay over so we can party and catch up. i thought great! havent seen these girls in awhile and will be fun to drink with some friends. plus a and my buddy j have a kind of again off again thing so it will be good to get them together.
they start driving up, and i 3d print a shamrock shot glass on my 3d printer because hey st paddys day and also to show off a little because yeah i'm cool like that. that was mistake number one. so they come up, drop their stuff in my room and we start drinking in j's room. we hang for an hour or so and i go out to use the bathroom, i glance down the hall to my room and two ra's are banging on my door. i go over and ask them whats going on and they start interrogating me to see if i've been smoking weed. apparantly the plastic melting smells like weed, and everyone in the hall was trying to figure out who was lighting up in their room. i show them the printer and they leave mostly satisfied... phew. but don't worry, my night had only just begun.
i go back to the room and b is gone, wasnt sure where but she wasnt too drunk so i figured it was okay. i find b in the hall a little later and she is bawling. apparantly two of her and c's best friends who knew she was there didnt tell her they were coming to hang out with another group of friends. i give her a hug and calm her down and we go back. but now c is gone. go to the bathroom and she is puking into the garbage. i direct her to the toilet and make sure shes okay. go back to check on things and b is leaving again, she wanted to go see a guy. whatever, figured i could handle one drunk girl, and b said she'd be back later.
the rest of us move to my room because a and j want alone time. c comes back and is crying now. turns out those two friends from highschool are hanging out with c's newly ex boyfriend. c starts taking more shots. mistake number 2, never let a girl take angry shots. just don't. c tries to leave to go "beat up her ex", none of her girlfriends are there so i talk her out of it. she leaves again and i have to literally carry her back to the room, where she passes out. at least thats what i thought.
ten minutes later she goes and pukes, and my roommate follows to make sure everything is okay. i text b and a to tell them that c needs them. no response. great. roommate runs back and says c left again. fuck. i dial her friend who wasnt there for some sober help and sprint down the stairs and catch her in the lobby. i grab her and try to convince her to come up to my room, which with no context sounds like im trying to rape this obviously hammered girl. several people were there glaring at me and now probably think i'm a rapist. fuck me. she refuses, takes the phone to talk to her friend, and leaves the building to go find her ex. i follow to try to do what i can. along the way she is berating random people that she thinks are her friends, and i finally i convince her to stop and go back, thank god.
as we get back to the dorm, she runs away as i open the door. and this time shes on a mission. of course, of course, we then actually see her two friends. she starts yelling, screaming at them, but she keeps walking because she still wants to hit her ex. she storms into the dorm and right there, right at the top of the damn stairs, is her ex. oh fuck. he gets wide eyed and ducks into a room, and in her blind rage she doesnt see him. walks right fucking past him. thank you god. first luck of the night. we walk through the whole dorm, and go back outside, she is still crying/yelling at random people and into the phone to her friend, who is actually in a hotel room with her parents. c finds a park bench and sits. after a few quiet moments she says shes ready to go back.
we make it to the room, she pukes again in the garbage. b walks in. more trouble! turns out she'd just lost her virginity (no protection) to some dick we used to know. does this shit end? b seems okay, so she takes over for me. c tries to leave again but b is able to stop her. finally, finally....they pass out. its 3 am. im drunk and have spent 3 hours dealing with all of this crap. i go up to my bed to pass out because im still very drunk, and i hear a knock. i go and answer and guess who. it's c's ex. he demands to speak with her. starts calling her name through the door to try to wake her up. thankfully c is out cold, so she stays asleep. i convince the ex to finally go the hell back to his own dorm.
what a fucking night. | Dataset: ctr4si/reddit_tifu/short/train | 4 | 82.117917 | 1,103 | 44.928279 | 0.118812 | 0.445327 | 0.716282 | 0.158484 | 0.000288 | 2.388671 | null | -0.237645 | -0.698712 | 0.289379 | null | 0.207683 | 0.017571 | 0.447863 |
329 | 7,828 | this all happened last night. its kinda complicated and long but roll with it. so some backstory; i'm a guy freshman in college, and some of my girl friends from highschool (not gunna use real names, so lets call them a, b, and c) were back in town for spring break and asked to stay over so we can party and catch up. i thought great! havent seen these girls in awhile and will be fun to drink with some friends. plus a and my buddy j have a kind of again off again thing so it will be good to get them together.
they start driving up, and i 3d print a shamrock shot glass on my 3d printer because hey st paddys day and also to show off a little because yeah i'm cool like that. that was mistake number one. so they come up, drop their stuff in my room and we start drinking in j's room. we hang for an hour or so and i go out to use the bathroom, i glance down the hall to my room and two ra's are banging on my door. i go over and ask them whats going on and they start interrogating me to see if i've been smoking weed. apparantly the plastic melting smells like weed, and everyone in the hall was trying to figure out who was lighting up in their room. i show them the printer and they leave mostly satisfied... phew. but don't worry, my night had only just begun.
i go back to the room and b is gone, wasnt sure where but she wasnt too drunk so i figured it was okay. i find b in the hall a little later and she is bawling. apparantly two of her and c's best friends who knew she was there didnt tell her they were coming to hang out with another group of friends. i give her a hug and calm her down and we go back. but now c is gone. go to the bathroom and she is puking into the garbage. i direct her to the toilet and make sure shes okay. go back to check on things and b is leaving again, she wanted to go see a guy. whatever, figured i could handle one drunk girl, and b said she'd be back later.
the rest of us move to my room because a and j want alone time. c comes back and is crying now. turns out those two friends from highschool are hanging out with c's newly ex boyfriend. c starts taking more shots. mistake number 2, never let a girl take angry shots. just don't. c tries to leave to go "beat up her ex", none of her girlfriends are there so i talk her out of it. she leaves again and i have to literally carry her back to the room, where she passes out. at least thats what i thought.
ten minutes later she goes and pukes, and my roommate follows to make sure everything is okay. i text b and a to tell them that c needs them. no response. great. roommate runs back and says c left again. fuck. i dial her friend who wasnt there for some sober help and sprint down the stairs and catch her in the lobby. i grab her and try to convince her to come up to my room, which with no context sounds like im trying to rape this obviously hammered girl. several people were there glaring at me and now probably think i'm a rapist. fuck me. she refuses, takes the phone to talk to her friend, and leaves the building to go find her ex. i follow to try to do what i can. along the way she is berating random people that she thinks are her friends, and i finally i convince her to stop and go back, thank god.
as we get back to the dorm, she runs away as i open the door. and this time shes on a mission. of course, of course, we then actually see her two friends. she starts yelling, screaming at them, but she keeps walking because she still wants to hit her ex. she storms into the dorm and right there, right at the top of the damn stairs, is her ex. oh fuck. he gets wide eyed and ducks into a room, and in her blind rage she doesnt see him. walks right fucking past him. thank you god. first luck of the night. we walk through the whole dorm, and go back outside, she is still crying/yelling at random people and into the phone to her friend, who is actually in a hotel room with her parents. c finds a park bench and sits. after a few quiet moments she says shes ready to go back.
we make it to the room, she pukes again in the garbage. b walks in. more trouble! turns out she'd just lost her virginity (no protection) to some dick we used to know. does this shit end? b seems okay, so she takes over for me. c tries to leave again but b is able to stop her. finally, finally....they pass out. its 3 am. im drunk and have spent 3 hours dealing with all of this crap. i go up to my bed to pass out because im still very drunk, and i hear a knock. i go and answer and guess who. it's c's ex. he demands to speak with her. starts calling her name through the door to try to wake her up. thankfully c is out cold, so she stays asleep. i convince the ex to finally go the hell back to his own dorm.
what a fucking night. | Dataset: ctr4si/reddit_tifu/short/train | 4 | 82.117917 | 1,103 | 44.928279 | 0.118812 | 0.445327 | 0.716282 | 0.158484 | 0.000288 | 2.388671 | 0.434382 | 0.137636 | null | 0.110924 | 0.553194 | 0.582964 | null | 0.269408 |
330 | 7,828 | this all happened last night. its kinda complicated and long but roll with it. so some backstory; i'm a guy freshman in college, and some of my girl friends from highschool (not gunna use real names, so lets call them a, b, and c) were back in town for spring break and asked to stay over so we can party and catch up. i thought great! havent seen these girls in awhile and will be fun to drink with some friends. plus a and my buddy j have a kind of again off again thing so it will be good to get them together.
they start driving up, and i 3d print a shamrock shot glass on my 3d printer because hey st paddys day and also to show off a little because yeah i'm cool like that. that was mistake number one. so they come up, drop their stuff in my room and we start drinking in j's room. we hang for an hour or so and i go out to use the bathroom, i glance down the hall to my room and two ra's are banging on my door. i go over and ask them whats going on and they start interrogating me to see if i've been smoking weed. apparantly the plastic melting smells like weed, and everyone in the hall was trying to figure out who was lighting up in their room. i show them the printer and they leave mostly satisfied... phew. but don't worry, my night had only just begun.
i go back to the room and b is gone, wasnt sure where but she wasnt too drunk so i figured it was okay. i find b in the hall a little later and she is bawling. apparantly two of her and c's best friends who knew she was there didnt tell her they were coming to hang out with another group of friends. i give her a hug and calm her down and we go back. but now c is gone. go to the bathroom and she is puking into the garbage. i direct her to the toilet and make sure shes okay. go back to check on things and b is leaving again, she wanted to go see a guy. whatever, figured i could handle one drunk girl, and b said she'd be back later.
the rest of us move to my room because a and j want alone time. c comes back and is crying now. turns out those two friends from highschool are hanging out with c's newly ex boyfriend. c starts taking more shots. mistake number 2, never let a girl take angry shots. just don't. c tries to leave to go "beat up her ex", none of her girlfriends are there so i talk her out of it. she leaves again and i have to literally carry her back to the room, where she passes out. at least thats what i thought.
ten minutes later she goes and pukes, and my roommate follows to make sure everything is okay. i text b and a to tell them that c needs them. no response. great. roommate runs back and says c left again. fuck. i dial her friend who wasnt there for some sober help and sprint down the stairs and catch her in the lobby. i grab her and try to convince her to come up to my room, which with no context sounds like im trying to rape this obviously hammered girl. several people were there glaring at me and now probably think i'm a rapist. fuck me. she refuses, takes the phone to talk to her friend, and leaves the building to go find her ex. i follow to try to do what i can. along the way she is berating random people that she thinks are her friends, and i finally i convince her to stop and go back, thank god.
as we get back to the dorm, she runs away as i open the door. and this time shes on a mission. of course, of course, we then actually see her two friends. she starts yelling, screaming at them, but she keeps walking because she still wants to hit her ex. she storms into the dorm and right there, right at the top of the damn stairs, is her ex. oh fuck. he gets wide eyed and ducks into a room, and in her blind rage she doesnt see him. walks right fucking past him. thank you god. first luck of the night. we walk through the whole dorm, and go back outside, she is still crying/yelling at random people and into the phone to her friend, who is actually in a hotel room with her parents. c finds a park bench and sits. after a few quiet moments she says shes ready to go back.
we make it to the room, she pukes again in the garbage. b walks in. more trouble! turns out she'd just lost her virginity (no protection) to some dick we used to know. does this shit end? b seems okay, so she takes over for me. c tries to leave again but b is able to stop her. finally, finally....they pass out. its 3 am. im drunk and have spent 3 hours dealing with all of this crap. i go up to my bed to pass out because im still very drunk, and i hear a knock. i go and answer and guess who. it's c's ex. he demands to speak with her. starts calling her name through the door to try to wake her up. thankfully c is out cold, so she stays asleep. i convince the ex to finally go the hell back to his own dorm.
what a fucking night. | Dataset: ctr4si/reddit_tifu/short/train | 4 | 82.117917 | 1,103 | 44.928279 | 0.118812 | 0.445327 | 0.716282 | 0.158484 | 0.000288 | 2.388671 | null | 0.165056 | -0.479467 | 0.58294 | null | 0.610383 | 0.236815 | 0.741424 |
331 | 7,828 | this all happened last night. its kinda complicated and long but roll with it. so some backstory; i'm a guy freshman in college, and some of my girl friends from highschool (not gunna use real names, so lets call them a, b, and c) were back in town for spring break and asked to stay over so we can party and catch up. i thought great! havent seen these girls in awhile and will be fun to drink with some friends. plus a and my buddy j have a kind of again off again thing so it will be good to get them together.
they start driving up, and i 3d print a shamrock shot glass on my 3d printer because hey st paddys day and also to show off a little because yeah i'm cool like that. that was mistake number one. so they come up, drop their stuff in my room and we start drinking in j's room. we hang for an hour or so and i go out to use the bathroom, i glance down the hall to my room and two ra's are banging on my door. i go over and ask them whats going on and they start interrogating me to see if i've been smoking weed. apparantly the plastic melting smells like weed, and everyone in the hall was trying to figure out who was lighting up in their room. i show them the printer and they leave mostly satisfied... phew. but don't worry, my night had only just begun.
i go back to the room and b is gone, wasnt sure where but she wasnt too drunk so i figured it was okay. i find b in the hall a little later and she is bawling. apparantly two of her and c's best friends who knew she was there didnt tell her they were coming to hang out with another group of friends. i give her a hug and calm her down and we go back. but now c is gone. go to the bathroom and she is puking into the garbage. i direct her to the toilet and make sure shes okay. go back to check on things and b is leaving again, she wanted to go see a guy. whatever, figured i could handle one drunk girl, and b said she'd be back later.
the rest of us move to my room because a and j want alone time. c comes back and is crying now. turns out those two friends from highschool are hanging out with c's newly ex boyfriend. c starts taking more shots. mistake number 2, never let a girl take angry shots. just don't. c tries to leave to go "beat up her ex", none of her girlfriends are there so i talk her out of it. she leaves again and i have to literally carry her back to the room, where she passes out. at least thats what i thought.
ten minutes later she goes and pukes, and my roommate follows to make sure everything is okay. i text b and a to tell them that c needs them. no response. great. roommate runs back and says c left again. fuck. i dial her friend who wasnt there for some sober help and sprint down the stairs and catch her in the lobby. i grab her and try to convince her to come up to my room, which with no context sounds like im trying to rape this obviously hammered girl. several people were there glaring at me and now probably think i'm a rapist. fuck me. she refuses, takes the phone to talk to her friend, and leaves the building to go find her ex. i follow to try to do what i can. along the way she is berating random people that she thinks are her friends, and i finally i convince her to stop and go back, thank god.
as we get back to the dorm, she runs away as i open the door. and this time shes on a mission. of course, of course, we then actually see her two friends. she starts yelling, screaming at them, but she keeps walking because she still wants to hit her ex. she storms into the dorm and right there, right at the top of the damn stairs, is her ex. oh fuck. he gets wide eyed and ducks into a room, and in her blind rage she doesnt see him. walks right fucking past him. thank you god. first luck of the night. we walk through the whole dorm, and go back outside, she is still crying/yelling at random people and into the phone to her friend, who is actually in a hotel room with her parents. c finds a park bench and sits. after a few quiet moments she says shes ready to go back.
we make it to the room, she pukes again in the garbage. b walks in. more trouble! turns out she'd just lost her virginity (no protection) to some dick we used to know. does this shit end? b seems okay, so she takes over for me. c tries to leave again but b is able to stop her. finally, finally....they pass out. its 3 am. im drunk and have spent 3 hours dealing with all of this crap. i go up to my bed to pass out because im still very drunk, and i hear a knock. i go and answer and guess who. it's c's ex. he demands to speak with her. starts calling her name through the door to try to wake her up. thankfully c is out cold, so she stays asleep. i convince the ex to finally go the hell back to his own dorm.
what a fucking night. | Dataset: ctr4si/reddit_tifu/short/train | 4 | 82.117917 | 1,103 | 44.928279 | 0.118812 | 0.445327 | 0.716282 | 0.158484 | 0.000288 | 2.388671 | 0.54706 | 0.34096 | null | 0.517458 | 0.665872 | 0.786287 | null | 0.675942 |
332 | 7,828 | this all happened last night. its kinda complicated and long but roll with it. so some backstory; i'm a guy freshman in college, and some of my girl friends from highschool (not gunna use real names, so lets call them a, b, and c) were back in town for spring break and asked to stay over so we can party and catch up. i thought great! havent seen these girls in awhile and will be fun to drink with some friends. plus a and my buddy j have a kind of again off again thing so it will be good to get them together.
they start driving up, and i 3d print a shamrock shot glass on my 3d printer because hey st paddys day and also to show off a little because yeah i'm cool like that. that was mistake number one. so they come up, drop their stuff in my room and we start drinking in j's room. we hang for an hour or so and i go out to use the bathroom, i glance down the hall to my room and two ra's are banging on my door. i go over and ask them whats going on and they start interrogating me to see if i've been smoking weed. apparantly the plastic melting smells like weed, and everyone in the hall was trying to figure out who was lighting up in their room. i show them the printer and they leave mostly satisfied... phew. but don't worry, my night had only just begun.
i go back to the room and b is gone, wasnt sure where but she wasnt too drunk so i figured it was okay. i find b in the hall a little later and she is bawling. apparantly two of her and c's best friends who knew she was there didnt tell her they were coming to hang out with another group of friends. i give her a hug and calm her down and we go back. but now c is gone. go to the bathroom and she is puking into the garbage. i direct her to the toilet and make sure shes okay. go back to check on things and b is leaving again, she wanted to go see a guy. whatever, figured i could handle one drunk girl, and b said she'd be back later.
the rest of us move to my room because a and j want alone time. c comes back and is crying now. turns out those two friends from highschool are hanging out with c's newly ex boyfriend. c starts taking more shots. mistake number 2, never let a girl take angry shots. just don't. c tries to leave to go "beat up her ex", none of her girlfriends are there so i talk her out of it. she leaves again and i have to literally carry her back to the room, where she passes out. at least thats what i thought.
ten minutes later she goes and pukes, and my roommate follows to make sure everything is okay. i text b and a to tell them that c needs them. no response. great. roommate runs back and says c left again. fuck. i dial her friend who wasnt there for some sober help and sprint down the stairs and catch her in the lobby. i grab her and try to convince her to come up to my room, which with no context sounds like im trying to rape this obviously hammered girl. several people were there glaring at me and now probably think i'm a rapist. fuck me. she refuses, takes the phone to talk to her friend, and leaves the building to go find her ex. i follow to try to do what i can. along the way she is berating random people that she thinks are her friends, and i finally i convince her to stop and go back, thank god.
as we get back to the dorm, she runs away as i open the door. and this time shes on a mission. of course, of course, we then actually see her two friends. she starts yelling, screaming at them, but she keeps walking because she still wants to hit her ex. she storms into the dorm and right there, right at the top of the damn stairs, is her ex. oh fuck. he gets wide eyed and ducks into a room, and in her blind rage she doesnt see him. walks right fucking past him. thank you god. first luck of the night. we walk through the whole dorm, and go back outside, she is still crying/yelling at random people and into the phone to her friend, who is actually in a hotel room with her parents. c finds a park bench and sits. after a few quiet moments she says shes ready to go back.
we make it to the room, she pukes again in the garbage. b walks in. more trouble! turns out she'd just lost her virginity (no protection) to some dick we used to know. does this shit end? b seems okay, so she takes over for me. c tries to leave again but b is able to stop her. finally, finally....they pass out. its 3 am. im drunk and have spent 3 hours dealing with all of this crap. i go up to my bed to pass out because im still very drunk, and i hear a knock. i go and answer and guess who. it's c's ex. he demands to speak with her. starts calling her name through the door to try to wake her up. thankfully c is out cold, so she stays asleep. i convince the ex to finally go the hell back to his own dorm.
what a fucking night. | Dataset: ctr4si/reddit_tifu/short/train | 4 | 82.117917 | 1,103 | 44.928279 | 0.118812 | 0.445327 | 0.716282 | 0.158484 | 0.000288 | 2.388671 | 0.224654 | null | -0.458848 | 0.200984 | 0.343466 | null | 0.257434 | 0.359468 |
333 | 7,828 | this all happened last night. its kinda complicated and long but roll with it. so some backstory; i'm a guy freshman in college, and some of my girl friends from highschool (not gunna use real names, so lets call them a, b, and c) were back in town for spring break and asked to stay over so we can party and catch up. i thought great! havent seen these girls in awhile and will be fun to drink with some friends. plus a and my buddy j have a kind of again off again thing so it will be good to get them together.
they start driving up, and i 3d print a shamrock shot glass on my 3d printer because hey st paddys day and also to show off a little because yeah i'm cool like that. that was mistake number one. so they come up, drop their stuff in my room and we start drinking in j's room. we hang for an hour or so and i go out to use the bathroom, i glance down the hall to my room and two ra's are banging on my door. i go over and ask them whats going on and they start interrogating me to see if i've been smoking weed. apparantly the plastic melting smells like weed, and everyone in the hall was trying to figure out who was lighting up in their room. i show them the printer and they leave mostly satisfied... phew. but don't worry, my night had only just begun.
i go back to the room and b is gone, wasnt sure where but she wasnt too drunk so i figured it was okay. i find b in the hall a little later and she is bawling. apparantly two of her and c's best friends who knew she was there didnt tell her they were coming to hang out with another group of friends. i give her a hug and calm her down and we go back. but now c is gone. go to the bathroom and she is puking into the garbage. i direct her to the toilet and make sure shes okay. go back to check on things and b is leaving again, she wanted to go see a guy. whatever, figured i could handle one drunk girl, and b said she'd be back later.
the rest of us move to my room because a and j want alone time. c comes back and is crying now. turns out those two friends from highschool are hanging out with c's newly ex boyfriend. c starts taking more shots. mistake number 2, never let a girl take angry shots. just don't. c tries to leave to go "beat up her ex", none of her girlfriends are there so i talk her out of it. she leaves again and i have to literally carry her back to the room, where she passes out. at least thats what i thought.
ten minutes later she goes and pukes, and my roommate follows to make sure everything is okay. i text b and a to tell them that c needs them. no response. great. roommate runs back and says c left again. fuck. i dial her friend who wasnt there for some sober help and sprint down the stairs and catch her in the lobby. i grab her and try to convince her to come up to my room, which with no context sounds like im trying to rape this obviously hammered girl. several people were there glaring at me and now probably think i'm a rapist. fuck me. she refuses, takes the phone to talk to her friend, and leaves the building to go find her ex. i follow to try to do what i can. along the way she is berating random people that she thinks are her friends, and i finally i convince her to stop and go back, thank god.
as we get back to the dorm, she runs away as i open the door. and this time shes on a mission. of course, of course, we then actually see her two friends. she starts yelling, screaming at them, but she keeps walking because she still wants to hit her ex. she storms into the dorm and right there, right at the top of the damn stairs, is her ex. oh fuck. he gets wide eyed and ducks into a room, and in her blind rage she doesnt see him. walks right fucking past him. thank you god. first luck of the night. we walk through the whole dorm, and go back outside, she is still crying/yelling at random people and into the phone to her friend, who is actually in a hotel room with her parents. c finds a park bench and sits. after a few quiet moments she says shes ready to go back.
we make it to the room, she pukes again in the garbage. b walks in. more trouble! turns out she'd just lost her virginity (no protection) to some dick we used to know. does this shit end? b seems okay, so she takes over for me. c tries to leave again but b is able to stop her. finally, finally....they pass out. its 3 am. im drunk and have spent 3 hours dealing with all of this crap. i go up to my bed to pass out because im still very drunk, and i hear a knock. i go and answer and guess who. it's c's ex. he demands to speak with her. starts calling her name through the door to try to wake her up. thankfully c is out cold, so she stays asleep. i convince the ex to finally go the hell back to his own dorm.
what a fucking night. | Dataset: ctr4si/reddit_tifu/short/train | 4 | 82.117917 | 1,103 | 44.928279 | 0.118812 | 0.445327 | 0.716282 | 0.158484 | 0.000288 | 2.388671 | 0.126364 | null | -0.142776 | 0.19593 | 0.245175 | null | 0.573506 | 0.354414 |
334 | 7,828 | this all happened last night. its kinda complicated and long but roll with it. so some backstory; i'm a guy freshman in college, and some of my girl friends from highschool (not gunna use real names, so lets call them a, b, and c) were back in town for spring break and asked to stay over so we can party and catch up. i thought great! havent seen these girls in awhile and will be fun to drink with some friends. plus a and my buddy j have a kind of again off again thing so it will be good to get them together.
they start driving up, and i 3d print a shamrock shot glass on my 3d printer because hey st paddys day and also to show off a little because yeah i'm cool like that. that was mistake number one. so they come up, drop their stuff in my room and we start drinking in j's room. we hang for an hour or so and i go out to use the bathroom, i glance down the hall to my room and two ra's are banging on my door. i go over and ask them whats going on and they start interrogating me to see if i've been smoking weed. apparantly the plastic melting smells like weed, and everyone in the hall was trying to figure out who was lighting up in their room. i show them the printer and they leave mostly satisfied... phew. but don't worry, my night had only just begun.
i go back to the room and b is gone, wasnt sure where but she wasnt too drunk so i figured it was okay. i find b in the hall a little later and she is bawling. apparantly two of her and c's best friends who knew she was there didnt tell her they were coming to hang out with another group of friends. i give her a hug and calm her down and we go back. but now c is gone. go to the bathroom and she is puking into the garbage. i direct her to the toilet and make sure shes okay. go back to check on things and b is leaving again, she wanted to go see a guy. whatever, figured i could handle one drunk girl, and b said she'd be back later.
the rest of us move to my room because a and j want alone time. c comes back and is crying now. turns out those two friends from highschool are hanging out with c's newly ex boyfriend. c starts taking more shots. mistake number 2, never let a girl take angry shots. just don't. c tries to leave to go "beat up her ex", none of her girlfriends are there so i talk her out of it. she leaves again and i have to literally carry her back to the room, where she passes out. at least thats what i thought.
ten minutes later she goes and pukes, and my roommate follows to make sure everything is okay. i text b and a to tell them that c needs them. no response. great. roommate runs back and says c left again. fuck. i dial her friend who wasnt there for some sober help and sprint down the stairs and catch her in the lobby. i grab her and try to convince her to come up to my room, which with no context sounds like im trying to rape this obviously hammered girl. several people were there glaring at me and now probably think i'm a rapist. fuck me. she refuses, takes the phone to talk to her friend, and leaves the building to go find her ex. i follow to try to do what i can. along the way she is berating random people that she thinks are her friends, and i finally i convince her to stop and go back, thank god.
as we get back to the dorm, she runs away as i open the door. and this time shes on a mission. of course, of course, we then actually see her two friends. she starts yelling, screaming at them, but she keeps walking because she still wants to hit her ex. she storms into the dorm and right there, right at the top of the damn stairs, is her ex. oh fuck. he gets wide eyed and ducks into a room, and in her blind rage she doesnt see him. walks right fucking past him. thank you god. first luck of the night. we walk through the whole dorm, and go back outside, she is still crying/yelling at random people and into the phone to her friend, who is actually in a hotel room with her parents. c finds a park bench and sits. after a few quiet moments she says shes ready to go back.
we make it to the room, she pukes again in the garbage. b walks in. more trouble! turns out she'd just lost her virginity (no protection) to some dick we used to know. does this shit end? b seems okay, so she takes over for me. c tries to leave again but b is able to stop her. finally, finally....they pass out. its 3 am. im drunk and have spent 3 hours dealing with all of this crap. i go up to my bed to pass out because im still very drunk, and i hear a knock. i go and answer and guess who. it's c's ex. he demands to speak with her. starts calling her name through the door to try to wake her up. thankfully c is out cold, so she stays asleep. i convince the ex to finally go the hell back to his own dorm.
what a fucking night. | Dataset: ctr4si/reddit_tifu/short/train | 4 | 82.117917 | 1,103 | 44.928279 | 0.118812 | 0.445327 | 0.716282 | 0.158484 | 0.000288 | 2.388671 | 0.544913 | null | -0.615336 | 0.194704 | 0.663725 | null | 0.100947 | 0.353187 |
335 | 7,828 | this all happened last night. its kinda complicated and long but roll with it. so some backstory; i'm a guy freshman in college, and some of my girl friends from highschool (not gunna use real names, so lets call them a, b, and c) were back in town for spring break and asked to stay over so we can party and catch up. i thought great! havent seen these girls in awhile and will be fun to drink with some friends. plus a and my buddy j have a kind of again off again thing so it will be good to get them together.
they start driving up, and i 3d print a shamrock shot glass on my 3d printer because hey st paddys day and also to show off a little because yeah i'm cool like that. that was mistake number one. so they come up, drop their stuff in my room and we start drinking in j's room. we hang for an hour or so and i go out to use the bathroom, i glance down the hall to my room and two ra's are banging on my door. i go over and ask them whats going on and they start interrogating me to see if i've been smoking weed. apparantly the plastic melting smells like weed, and everyone in the hall was trying to figure out who was lighting up in their room. i show them the printer and they leave mostly satisfied... phew. but don't worry, my night had only just begun.
i go back to the room and b is gone, wasnt sure where but she wasnt too drunk so i figured it was okay. i find b in the hall a little later and she is bawling. apparantly two of her and c's best friends who knew she was there didnt tell her they were coming to hang out with another group of friends. i give her a hug and calm her down and we go back. but now c is gone. go to the bathroom and she is puking into the garbage. i direct her to the toilet and make sure shes okay. go back to check on things and b is leaving again, she wanted to go see a guy. whatever, figured i could handle one drunk girl, and b said she'd be back later.
the rest of us move to my room because a and j want alone time. c comes back and is crying now. turns out those two friends from highschool are hanging out with c's newly ex boyfriend. c starts taking more shots. mistake number 2, never let a girl take angry shots. just don't. c tries to leave to go "beat up her ex", none of her girlfriends are there so i talk her out of it. she leaves again and i have to literally carry her back to the room, where she passes out. at least thats what i thought.
ten minutes later she goes and pukes, and my roommate follows to make sure everything is okay. i text b and a to tell them that c needs them. no response. great. roommate runs back and says c left again. fuck. i dial her friend who wasnt there for some sober help and sprint down the stairs and catch her in the lobby. i grab her and try to convince her to come up to my room, which with no context sounds like im trying to rape this obviously hammered girl. several people were there glaring at me and now probably think i'm a rapist. fuck me. she refuses, takes the phone to talk to her friend, and leaves the building to go find her ex. i follow to try to do what i can. along the way she is berating random people that she thinks are her friends, and i finally i convince her to stop and go back, thank god.
as we get back to the dorm, she runs away as i open the door. and this time shes on a mission. of course, of course, we then actually see her two friends. she starts yelling, screaming at them, but she keeps walking because she still wants to hit her ex. she storms into the dorm and right there, right at the top of the damn stairs, is her ex. oh fuck. he gets wide eyed and ducks into a room, and in her blind rage she doesnt see him. walks right fucking past him. thank you god. first luck of the night. we walk through the whole dorm, and go back outside, she is still crying/yelling at random people and into the phone to her friend, who is actually in a hotel room with her parents. c finds a park bench and sits. after a few quiet moments she says shes ready to go back.
we make it to the room, she pukes again in the garbage. b walks in. more trouble! turns out she'd just lost her virginity (no protection) to some dick we used to know. does this shit end? b seems okay, so she takes over for me. c tries to leave again but b is able to stop her. finally, finally....they pass out. its 3 am. im drunk and have spent 3 hours dealing with all of this crap. i go up to my bed to pass out because im still very drunk, and i hear a knock. i go and answer and guess who. it's c's ex. he demands to speak with her. starts calling her name through the door to try to wake her up. thankfully c is out cold, so she stays asleep. i convince the ex to finally go the hell back to his own dorm.
what a fucking night. | Dataset: ctr4si/reddit_tifu/short/train | 4 | 82.117917 | 1,103 | 44.928279 | 0.118812 | 0.445327 | 0.716282 | 0.158484 | 0.000288 | 2.388671 | 0.545458 | -0.225722 | null | -0.105038 | 0.66427 | 0.219605 | null | 0.053445 |
336 | 7,828 | this all happened last night. its kinda complicated and long but roll with it. so some backstory; i'm a guy freshman in college, and some of my girl friends from highschool (not gunna use real names, so lets call them a, b, and c) were back in town for spring break and asked to stay over so we can party and catch up. i thought great! havent seen these girls in awhile and will be fun to drink with some friends. plus a and my buddy j have a kind of again off again thing so it will be good to get them together.
they start driving up, and i 3d print a shamrock shot glass on my 3d printer because hey st paddys day and also to show off a little because yeah i'm cool like that. that was mistake number one. so they come up, drop their stuff in my room and we start drinking in j's room. we hang for an hour or so and i go out to use the bathroom, i glance down the hall to my room and two ra's are banging on my door. i go over and ask them whats going on and they start interrogating me to see if i've been smoking weed. apparantly the plastic melting smells like weed, and everyone in the hall was trying to figure out who was lighting up in their room. i show them the printer and they leave mostly satisfied... phew. but don't worry, my night had only just begun.
i go back to the room and b is gone, wasnt sure where but she wasnt too drunk so i figured it was okay. i find b in the hall a little later and she is bawling. apparantly two of her and c's best friends who knew she was there didnt tell her they were coming to hang out with another group of friends. i give her a hug and calm her down and we go back. but now c is gone. go to the bathroom and she is puking into the garbage. i direct her to the toilet and make sure shes okay. go back to check on things and b is leaving again, she wanted to go see a guy. whatever, figured i could handle one drunk girl, and b said she'd be back later.
the rest of us move to my room because a and j want alone time. c comes back and is crying now. turns out those two friends from highschool are hanging out with c's newly ex boyfriend. c starts taking more shots. mistake number 2, never let a girl take angry shots. just don't. c tries to leave to go "beat up her ex", none of her girlfriends are there so i talk her out of it. she leaves again and i have to literally carry her back to the room, where she passes out. at least thats what i thought.
ten minutes later she goes and pukes, and my roommate follows to make sure everything is okay. i text b and a to tell them that c needs them. no response. great. roommate runs back and says c left again. fuck. i dial her friend who wasnt there for some sober help and sprint down the stairs and catch her in the lobby. i grab her and try to convince her to come up to my room, which with no context sounds like im trying to rape this obviously hammered girl. several people were there glaring at me and now probably think i'm a rapist. fuck me. she refuses, takes the phone to talk to her friend, and leaves the building to go find her ex. i follow to try to do what i can. along the way she is berating random people that she thinks are her friends, and i finally i convince her to stop and go back, thank god.
as we get back to the dorm, she runs away as i open the door. and this time shes on a mission. of course, of course, we then actually see her two friends. she starts yelling, screaming at them, but she keeps walking because she still wants to hit her ex. she storms into the dorm and right there, right at the top of the damn stairs, is her ex. oh fuck. he gets wide eyed and ducks into a room, and in her blind rage she doesnt see him. walks right fucking past him. thank you god. first luck of the night. we walk through the whole dorm, and go back outside, she is still crying/yelling at random people and into the phone to her friend, who is actually in a hotel room with her parents. c finds a park bench and sits. after a few quiet moments she says shes ready to go back.
we make it to the room, she pukes again in the garbage. b walks in. more trouble! turns out she'd just lost her virginity (no protection) to some dick we used to know. does this shit end? b seems okay, so she takes over for me. c tries to leave again but b is able to stop her. finally, finally....they pass out. its 3 am. im drunk and have spent 3 hours dealing with all of this crap. i go up to my bed to pass out because im still very drunk, and i hear a knock. i go and answer and guess who. it's c's ex. he demands to speak with her. starts calling her name through the door to try to wake her up. thankfully c is out cold, so she stays asleep. i convince the ex to finally go the hell back to his own dorm.
what a fucking night. | Dataset: ctr4si/reddit_tifu/short/train | 4 | 82.117917 | 1,103 | 44.928279 | 0.118812 | 0.445327 | 0.716282 | 0.158484 | 0.000288 | 2.388671 | 0.361016 | 0.345946 | -0.161967 | null | 0.479828 | 0.791273 | 0.554315 | null |
337 | 7,828 | this all happened last night. its kinda complicated and long but roll with it. so some backstory; i'm a guy freshman in college, and some of my girl friends from highschool (not gunna use real names, so lets call them a, b, and c) were back in town for spring break and asked to stay over so we can party and catch up. i thought great! havent seen these girls in awhile and will be fun to drink with some friends. plus a and my buddy j have a kind of again off again thing so it will be good to get them together.
they start driving up, and i 3d print a shamrock shot glass on my 3d printer because hey st paddys day and also to show off a little because yeah i'm cool like that. that was mistake number one. so they come up, drop their stuff in my room and we start drinking in j's room. we hang for an hour or so and i go out to use the bathroom, i glance down the hall to my room and two ra's are banging on my door. i go over and ask them whats going on and they start interrogating me to see if i've been smoking weed. apparantly the plastic melting smells like weed, and everyone in the hall was trying to figure out who was lighting up in their room. i show them the printer and they leave mostly satisfied... phew. but don't worry, my night had only just begun.
i go back to the room and b is gone, wasnt sure where but she wasnt too drunk so i figured it was okay. i find b in the hall a little later and she is bawling. apparantly two of her and c's best friends who knew she was there didnt tell her they were coming to hang out with another group of friends. i give her a hug and calm her down and we go back. but now c is gone. go to the bathroom and she is puking into the garbage. i direct her to the toilet and make sure shes okay. go back to check on things and b is leaving again, she wanted to go see a guy. whatever, figured i could handle one drunk girl, and b said she'd be back later.
the rest of us move to my room because a and j want alone time. c comes back and is crying now. turns out those two friends from highschool are hanging out with c's newly ex boyfriend. c starts taking more shots. mistake number 2, never let a girl take angry shots. just don't. c tries to leave to go "beat up her ex", none of her girlfriends are there so i talk her out of it. she leaves again and i have to literally carry her back to the room, where she passes out. at least thats what i thought.
ten minutes later she goes and pukes, and my roommate follows to make sure everything is okay. i text b and a to tell them that c needs them. no response. great. roommate runs back and says c left again. fuck. i dial her friend who wasnt there for some sober help and sprint down the stairs and catch her in the lobby. i grab her and try to convince her to come up to my room, which with no context sounds like im trying to rape this obviously hammered girl. several people were there glaring at me and now probably think i'm a rapist. fuck me. she refuses, takes the phone to talk to her friend, and leaves the building to go find her ex. i follow to try to do what i can. along the way she is berating random people that she thinks are her friends, and i finally i convince her to stop and go back, thank god.
as we get back to the dorm, she runs away as i open the door. and this time shes on a mission. of course, of course, we then actually see her two friends. she starts yelling, screaming at them, but she keeps walking because she still wants to hit her ex. she storms into the dorm and right there, right at the top of the damn stairs, is her ex. oh fuck. he gets wide eyed and ducks into a room, and in her blind rage she doesnt see him. walks right fucking past him. thank you god. first luck of the night. we walk through the whole dorm, and go back outside, she is still crying/yelling at random people and into the phone to her friend, who is actually in a hotel room with her parents. c finds a park bench and sits. after a few quiet moments she says shes ready to go back.
we make it to the room, she pukes again in the garbage. b walks in. more trouble! turns out she'd just lost her virginity (no protection) to some dick we used to know. does this shit end? b seems okay, so she takes over for me. c tries to leave again but b is able to stop her. finally, finally....they pass out. its 3 am. im drunk and have spent 3 hours dealing with all of this crap. i go up to my bed to pass out because im still very drunk, and i hear a knock. i go and answer and guess who. it's c's ex. he demands to speak with her. starts calling her name through the door to try to wake her up. thankfully c is out cold, so she stays asleep. i convince the ex to finally go the hell back to his own dorm.
what a fucking night. | Dataset: ctr4si/reddit_tifu/short/train | 4 | 82.117917 | 1,103 | 44.928279 | 0.118812 | 0.445327 | 0.716282 | 0.158484 | 0.000288 | 2.388671 | null | 0.373219 | -0.173665 | -0.137595 | null | 0.818547 | 0.542618 | 0.020889 |
338 | 7,828 | this all happened last night. its kinda complicated and long but roll with it. so some backstory; i'm a guy freshman in college, and some of my girl friends from highschool (not gunna use real names, so lets call them a, b, and c) were back in town for spring break and asked to stay over so we can party and catch up. i thought great! havent seen these girls in awhile and will be fun to drink with some friends. plus a and my buddy j have a kind of again off again thing so it will be good to get them together.
they start driving up, and i 3d print a shamrock shot glass on my 3d printer because hey st paddys day and also to show off a little because yeah i'm cool like that. that was mistake number one. so they come up, drop their stuff in my room and we start drinking in j's room. we hang for an hour or so and i go out to use the bathroom, i glance down the hall to my room and two ra's are banging on my door. i go over and ask them whats going on and they start interrogating me to see if i've been smoking weed. apparantly the plastic melting smells like weed, and everyone in the hall was trying to figure out who was lighting up in their room. i show them the printer and they leave mostly satisfied... phew. but don't worry, my night had only just begun.
i go back to the room and b is gone, wasnt sure where but she wasnt too drunk so i figured it was okay. i find b in the hall a little later and she is bawling. apparantly two of her and c's best friends who knew she was there didnt tell her they were coming to hang out with another group of friends. i give her a hug and calm her down and we go back. but now c is gone. go to the bathroom and she is puking into the garbage. i direct her to the toilet and make sure shes okay. go back to check on things and b is leaving again, she wanted to go see a guy. whatever, figured i could handle one drunk girl, and b said she'd be back later.
the rest of us move to my room because a and j want alone time. c comes back and is crying now. turns out those two friends from highschool are hanging out with c's newly ex boyfriend. c starts taking more shots. mistake number 2, never let a girl take angry shots. just don't. c tries to leave to go "beat up her ex", none of her girlfriends are there so i talk her out of it. she leaves again and i have to literally carry her back to the room, where she passes out. at least thats what i thought.
ten minutes later she goes and pukes, and my roommate follows to make sure everything is okay. i text b and a to tell them that c needs them. no response. great. roommate runs back and says c left again. fuck. i dial her friend who wasnt there for some sober help and sprint down the stairs and catch her in the lobby. i grab her and try to convince her to come up to my room, which with no context sounds like im trying to rape this obviously hammered girl. several people were there glaring at me and now probably think i'm a rapist. fuck me. she refuses, takes the phone to talk to her friend, and leaves the building to go find her ex. i follow to try to do what i can. along the way she is berating random people that she thinks are her friends, and i finally i convince her to stop and go back, thank god.
as we get back to the dorm, she runs away as i open the door. and this time shes on a mission. of course, of course, we then actually see her two friends. she starts yelling, screaming at them, but she keeps walking because she still wants to hit her ex. she storms into the dorm and right there, right at the top of the damn stairs, is her ex. oh fuck. he gets wide eyed and ducks into a room, and in her blind rage she doesnt see him. walks right fucking past him. thank you god. first luck of the night. we walk through the whole dorm, and go back outside, she is still crying/yelling at random people and into the phone to her friend, who is actually in a hotel room with her parents. c finds a park bench and sits. after a few quiet moments she says shes ready to go back.
we make it to the room, she pukes again in the garbage. b walks in. more trouble! turns out she'd just lost her virginity (no protection) to some dick we used to know. does this shit end? b seems okay, so she takes over for me. c tries to leave again but b is able to stop her. finally, finally....they pass out. its 3 am. im drunk and have spent 3 hours dealing with all of this crap. i go up to my bed to pass out because im still very drunk, and i hear a knock. i go and answer and guess who. it's c's ex. he demands to speak with her. starts calling her name through the door to try to wake her up. thankfully c is out cold, so she stays asleep. i convince the ex to finally go the hell back to his own dorm.
what a fucking night. | Dataset: ctr4si/reddit_tifu/short/train | 4 | 82.117917 | 1,103 | 44.928279 | 0.118812 | 0.445327 | 0.716282 | 0.158484 | 0.000288 | 2.388671 | 0.412232 | null | 0.133297 | 0.252708 | 0.531044 | null | 0.849579 | 0.411192 |
339 | 7,828 | this all happened last night. its kinda complicated and long but roll with it. so some backstory; i'm a guy freshman in college, and some of my girl friends from highschool (not gunna use real names, so lets call them a, b, and c) were back in town for spring break and asked to stay over so we can party and catch up. i thought great! havent seen these girls in awhile and will be fun to drink with some friends. plus a and my buddy j have a kind of again off again thing so it will be good to get them together.
they start driving up, and i 3d print a shamrock shot glass on my 3d printer because hey st paddys day and also to show off a little because yeah i'm cool like that. that was mistake number one. so they come up, drop their stuff in my room and we start drinking in j's room. we hang for an hour or so and i go out to use the bathroom, i glance down the hall to my room and two ra's are banging on my door. i go over and ask them whats going on and they start interrogating me to see if i've been smoking weed. apparantly the plastic melting smells like weed, and everyone in the hall was trying to figure out who was lighting up in their room. i show them the printer and they leave mostly satisfied... phew. but don't worry, my night had only just begun.
i go back to the room and b is gone, wasnt sure where but she wasnt too drunk so i figured it was okay. i find b in the hall a little later and she is bawling. apparantly two of her and c's best friends who knew she was there didnt tell her they were coming to hang out with another group of friends. i give her a hug and calm her down and we go back. but now c is gone. go to the bathroom and she is puking into the garbage. i direct her to the toilet and make sure shes okay. go back to check on things and b is leaving again, she wanted to go see a guy. whatever, figured i could handle one drunk girl, and b said she'd be back later.
the rest of us move to my room because a and j want alone time. c comes back and is crying now. turns out those two friends from highschool are hanging out with c's newly ex boyfriend. c starts taking more shots. mistake number 2, never let a girl take angry shots. just don't. c tries to leave to go "beat up her ex", none of her girlfriends are there so i talk her out of it. she leaves again and i have to literally carry her back to the room, where she passes out. at least thats what i thought.
ten minutes later she goes and pukes, and my roommate follows to make sure everything is okay. i text b and a to tell them that c needs them. no response. great. roommate runs back and says c left again. fuck. i dial her friend who wasnt there for some sober help and sprint down the stairs and catch her in the lobby. i grab her and try to convince her to come up to my room, which with no context sounds like im trying to rape this obviously hammered girl. several people were there glaring at me and now probably think i'm a rapist. fuck me. she refuses, takes the phone to talk to her friend, and leaves the building to go find her ex. i follow to try to do what i can. along the way she is berating random people that she thinks are her friends, and i finally i convince her to stop and go back, thank god.
as we get back to the dorm, she runs away as i open the door. and this time shes on a mission. of course, of course, we then actually see her two friends. she starts yelling, screaming at them, but she keeps walking because she still wants to hit her ex. she storms into the dorm and right there, right at the top of the damn stairs, is her ex. oh fuck. he gets wide eyed and ducks into a room, and in her blind rage she doesnt see him. walks right fucking past him. thank you god. first luck of the night. we walk through the whole dorm, and go back outside, she is still crying/yelling at random people and into the phone to her friend, who is actually in a hotel room with her parents. c finds a park bench and sits. after a few quiet moments she says shes ready to go back.
we make it to the room, she pukes again in the garbage. b walks in. more trouble! turns out she'd just lost her virginity (no protection) to some dick we used to know. does this shit end? b seems okay, so she takes over for me. c tries to leave again but b is able to stop her. finally, finally....they pass out. its 3 am. im drunk and have spent 3 hours dealing with all of this crap. i go up to my bed to pass out because im still very drunk, and i hear a knock. i go and answer and guess who. it's c's ex. he demands to speak with her. starts calling her name through the door to try to wake her up. thankfully c is out cold, so she stays asleep. i convince the ex to finally go the hell back to his own dorm.
what a fucking night. | Dataset: ctr4si/reddit_tifu/short/train | 4 | 82.117917 | 1,103 | 44.928279 | 0.118812 | 0.445327 | 0.716282 | 0.158484 | 0.000288 | 2.388671 | 0.429226 | -0.221771 | null | 0.625264 | 0.548038 | 0.223556 | null | 0.783748 |
340 | 7,828 | this all happened last night. its kinda complicated and long but roll with it. so some backstory; i'm a guy freshman in college, and some of my girl friends from highschool (not gunna use real names, so lets call them a, b, and c) were back in town for spring break and asked to stay over so we can party and catch up. i thought great! havent seen these girls in awhile and will be fun to drink with some friends. plus a and my buddy j have a kind of again off again thing so it will be good to get them together.
they start driving up, and i 3d print a shamrock shot glass on my 3d printer because hey st paddys day and also to show off a little because yeah i'm cool like that. that was mistake number one. so they come up, drop their stuff in my room and we start drinking in j's room. we hang for an hour or so and i go out to use the bathroom, i glance down the hall to my room and two ra's are banging on my door. i go over and ask them whats going on and they start interrogating me to see if i've been smoking weed. apparantly the plastic melting smells like weed, and everyone in the hall was trying to figure out who was lighting up in their room. i show them the printer and they leave mostly satisfied... phew. but don't worry, my night had only just begun.
i go back to the room and b is gone, wasnt sure where but she wasnt too drunk so i figured it was okay. i find b in the hall a little later and she is bawling. apparantly two of her and c's best friends who knew she was there didnt tell her they were coming to hang out with another group of friends. i give her a hug and calm her down and we go back. but now c is gone. go to the bathroom and she is puking into the garbage. i direct her to the toilet and make sure shes okay. go back to check on things and b is leaving again, she wanted to go see a guy. whatever, figured i could handle one drunk girl, and b said she'd be back later.
the rest of us move to my room because a and j want alone time. c comes back and is crying now. turns out those two friends from highschool are hanging out with c's newly ex boyfriend. c starts taking more shots. mistake number 2, never let a girl take angry shots. just don't. c tries to leave to go "beat up her ex", none of her girlfriends are there so i talk her out of it. she leaves again and i have to literally carry her back to the room, where she passes out. at least thats what i thought.
ten minutes later she goes and pukes, and my roommate follows to make sure everything is okay. i text b and a to tell them that c needs them. no response. great. roommate runs back and says c left again. fuck. i dial her friend who wasnt there for some sober help and sprint down the stairs and catch her in the lobby. i grab her and try to convince her to come up to my room, which with no context sounds like im trying to rape this obviously hammered girl. several people were there glaring at me and now probably think i'm a rapist. fuck me. she refuses, takes the phone to talk to her friend, and leaves the building to go find her ex. i follow to try to do what i can. along the way she is berating random people that she thinks are her friends, and i finally i convince her to stop and go back, thank god.
as we get back to the dorm, she runs away as i open the door. and this time shes on a mission. of course, of course, we then actually see her two friends. she starts yelling, screaming at them, but she keeps walking because she still wants to hit her ex. she storms into the dorm and right there, right at the top of the damn stairs, is her ex. oh fuck. he gets wide eyed and ducks into a room, and in her blind rage she doesnt see him. walks right fucking past him. thank you god. first luck of the night. we walk through the whole dorm, and go back outside, she is still crying/yelling at random people and into the phone to her friend, who is actually in a hotel room with her parents. c finds a park bench and sits. after a few quiet moments she says shes ready to go back.
we make it to the room, she pukes again in the garbage. b walks in. more trouble! turns out she'd just lost her virginity (no protection) to some dick we used to know. does this shit end? b seems okay, so she takes over for me. c tries to leave again but b is able to stop her. finally, finally....they pass out. its 3 am. im drunk and have spent 3 hours dealing with all of this crap. i go up to my bed to pass out because im still very drunk, and i hear a knock. i go and answer and guess who. it's c's ex. he demands to speak with her. starts calling her name through the door to try to wake her up. thankfully c is out cold, so she stays asleep. i convince the ex to finally go the hell back to his own dorm.
what a fucking night. | Dataset: ctr4si/reddit_tifu/short/train | 4 | 82.117917 | 1,103 | 44.928279 | 0.118812 | 0.445327 | 0.716282 | 0.158484 | 0.000288 | 2.388671 | null | 0.445011 | -0.490689 | 0.393582 | null | 0.890338 | 0.225594 | 0.552066 |
341 | 7,828 | this all happened last night. its kinda complicated and long but roll with it. so some backstory; i'm a guy freshman in college, and some of my girl friends from highschool (not gunna use real names, so lets call them a, b, and c) were back in town for spring break and asked to stay over so we can party and catch up. i thought great! havent seen these girls in awhile and will be fun to drink with some friends. plus a and my buddy j have a kind of again off again thing so it will be good to get them together.
they start driving up, and i 3d print a shamrock shot glass on my 3d printer because hey st paddys day and also to show off a little because yeah i'm cool like that. that was mistake number one. so they come up, drop their stuff in my room and we start drinking in j's room. we hang for an hour or so and i go out to use the bathroom, i glance down the hall to my room and two ra's are banging on my door. i go over and ask them whats going on and they start interrogating me to see if i've been smoking weed. apparantly the plastic melting smells like weed, and everyone in the hall was trying to figure out who was lighting up in their room. i show them the printer and they leave mostly satisfied... phew. but don't worry, my night had only just begun.
i go back to the room and b is gone, wasnt sure where but she wasnt too drunk so i figured it was okay. i find b in the hall a little later and she is bawling. apparantly two of her and c's best friends who knew she was there didnt tell her they were coming to hang out with another group of friends. i give her a hug and calm her down and we go back. but now c is gone. go to the bathroom and she is puking into the garbage. i direct her to the toilet and make sure shes okay. go back to check on things and b is leaving again, she wanted to go see a guy. whatever, figured i could handle one drunk girl, and b said she'd be back later.
the rest of us move to my room because a and j want alone time. c comes back and is crying now. turns out those two friends from highschool are hanging out with c's newly ex boyfriend. c starts taking more shots. mistake number 2, never let a girl take angry shots. just don't. c tries to leave to go "beat up her ex", none of her girlfriends are there so i talk her out of it. she leaves again and i have to literally carry her back to the room, where she passes out. at least thats what i thought.
ten minutes later she goes and pukes, and my roommate follows to make sure everything is okay. i text b and a to tell them that c needs them. no response. great. roommate runs back and says c left again. fuck. i dial her friend who wasnt there for some sober help and sprint down the stairs and catch her in the lobby. i grab her and try to convince her to come up to my room, which with no context sounds like im trying to rape this obviously hammered girl. several people were there glaring at me and now probably think i'm a rapist. fuck me. she refuses, takes the phone to talk to her friend, and leaves the building to go find her ex. i follow to try to do what i can. along the way she is berating random people that she thinks are her friends, and i finally i convince her to stop and go back, thank god.
as we get back to the dorm, she runs away as i open the door. and this time shes on a mission. of course, of course, we then actually see her two friends. she starts yelling, screaming at them, but she keeps walking because she still wants to hit her ex. she storms into the dorm and right there, right at the top of the damn stairs, is her ex. oh fuck. he gets wide eyed and ducks into a room, and in her blind rage she doesnt see him. walks right fucking past him. thank you god. first luck of the night. we walk through the whole dorm, and go back outside, she is still crying/yelling at random people and into the phone to her friend, who is actually in a hotel room with her parents. c finds a park bench and sits. after a few quiet moments she says shes ready to go back.
we make it to the room, she pukes again in the garbage. b walks in. more trouble! turns out she'd just lost her virginity (no protection) to some dick we used to know. does this shit end? b seems okay, so she takes over for me. c tries to leave again but b is able to stop her. finally, finally....they pass out. its 3 am. im drunk and have spent 3 hours dealing with all of this crap. i go up to my bed to pass out because im still very drunk, and i hear a knock. i go and answer and guess who. it's c's ex. he demands to speak with her. starts calling her name through the door to try to wake her up. thankfully c is out cold, so she stays asleep. i convince the ex to finally go the hell back to his own dorm.
what a fucking night. | Dataset: ctr4si/reddit_tifu/short/train | 4 | 82.117917 | 1,103 | 44.928279 | 0.118812 | 0.445327 | 0.716282 | 0.158484 | 0.000288 | 2.388671 | null | -0.184622 | 0.2477 | 0.121772 | null | 0.260705 | 0.963982 | 0.280256 |
342 | 7,828 | this all happened last night. its kinda complicated and long but roll with it. so some backstory; i'm a guy freshman in college, and some of my girl friends from highschool (not gunna use real names, so lets call them a, b, and c) were back in town for spring break and asked to stay over so we can party and catch up. i thought great! havent seen these girls in awhile and will be fun to drink with some friends. plus a and my buddy j have a kind of again off again thing so it will be good to get them together.
they start driving up, and i 3d print a shamrock shot glass on my 3d printer because hey st paddys day and also to show off a little because yeah i'm cool like that. that was mistake number one. so they come up, drop their stuff in my room and we start drinking in j's room. we hang for an hour or so and i go out to use the bathroom, i glance down the hall to my room and two ra's are banging on my door. i go over and ask them whats going on and they start interrogating me to see if i've been smoking weed. apparantly the plastic melting smells like weed, and everyone in the hall was trying to figure out who was lighting up in their room. i show them the printer and they leave mostly satisfied... phew. but don't worry, my night had only just begun.
i go back to the room and b is gone, wasnt sure where but she wasnt too drunk so i figured it was okay. i find b in the hall a little later and she is bawling. apparantly two of her and c's best friends who knew she was there didnt tell her they were coming to hang out with another group of friends. i give her a hug and calm her down and we go back. but now c is gone. go to the bathroom and she is puking into the garbage. i direct her to the toilet and make sure shes okay. go back to check on things and b is leaving again, she wanted to go see a guy. whatever, figured i could handle one drunk girl, and b said she'd be back later.
the rest of us move to my room because a and j want alone time. c comes back and is crying now. turns out those two friends from highschool are hanging out with c's newly ex boyfriend. c starts taking more shots. mistake number 2, never let a girl take angry shots. just don't. c tries to leave to go "beat up her ex", none of her girlfriends are there so i talk her out of it. she leaves again and i have to literally carry her back to the room, where she passes out. at least thats what i thought.
ten minutes later she goes and pukes, and my roommate follows to make sure everything is okay. i text b and a to tell them that c needs them. no response. great. roommate runs back and says c left again. fuck. i dial her friend who wasnt there for some sober help and sprint down the stairs and catch her in the lobby. i grab her and try to convince her to come up to my room, which with no context sounds like im trying to rape this obviously hammered girl. several people were there glaring at me and now probably think i'm a rapist. fuck me. she refuses, takes the phone to talk to her friend, and leaves the building to go find her ex. i follow to try to do what i can. along the way she is berating random people that she thinks are her friends, and i finally i convince her to stop and go back, thank god.
as we get back to the dorm, she runs away as i open the door. and this time shes on a mission. of course, of course, we then actually see her two friends. she starts yelling, screaming at them, but she keeps walking because she still wants to hit her ex. she storms into the dorm and right there, right at the top of the damn stairs, is her ex. oh fuck. he gets wide eyed and ducks into a room, and in her blind rage she doesnt see him. walks right fucking past him. thank you god. first luck of the night. we walk through the whole dorm, and go back outside, she is still crying/yelling at random people and into the phone to her friend, who is actually in a hotel room with her parents. c finds a park bench and sits. after a few quiet moments she says shes ready to go back.
we make it to the room, she pukes again in the garbage. b walks in. more trouble! turns out she'd just lost her virginity (no protection) to some dick we used to know. does this shit end? b seems okay, so she takes over for me. c tries to leave again but b is able to stop her. finally, finally....they pass out. its 3 am. im drunk and have spent 3 hours dealing with all of this crap. i go up to my bed to pass out because im still very drunk, and i hear a knock. i go and answer and guess who. it's c's ex. he demands to speak with her. starts calling her name through the door to try to wake her up. thankfully c is out cold, so she stays asleep. i convince the ex to finally go the hell back to his own dorm.
what a fucking night. | Dataset: ctr4si/reddit_tifu/short/train | 4 | 82.117917 | 1,103 | 44.928279 | 0.118812 | 0.445327 | 0.716282 | 0.158484 | 0.000288 | 2.388671 | -0.107503 | 0.477981 | -0.646199 | null | 0.011309 | 0.923308 | 0.070083 | null |
343 | 7,828 | this all happened last night. its kinda complicated and long but roll with it. so some backstory; i'm a guy freshman in college, and some of my girl friends from highschool (not gunna use real names, so lets call them a, b, and c) were back in town for spring break and asked to stay over so we can party and catch up. i thought great! havent seen these girls in awhile and will be fun to drink with some friends. plus a and my buddy j have a kind of again off again thing so it will be good to get them together.
they start driving up, and i 3d print a shamrock shot glass on my 3d printer because hey st paddys day and also to show off a little because yeah i'm cool like that. that was mistake number one. so they come up, drop their stuff in my room and we start drinking in j's room. we hang for an hour or so and i go out to use the bathroom, i glance down the hall to my room and two ra's are banging on my door. i go over and ask them whats going on and they start interrogating me to see if i've been smoking weed. apparantly the plastic melting smells like weed, and everyone in the hall was trying to figure out who was lighting up in their room. i show them the printer and they leave mostly satisfied... phew. but don't worry, my night had only just begun.
i go back to the room and b is gone, wasnt sure where but she wasnt too drunk so i figured it was okay. i find b in the hall a little later and she is bawling. apparantly two of her and c's best friends who knew she was there didnt tell her they were coming to hang out with another group of friends. i give her a hug and calm her down and we go back. but now c is gone. go to the bathroom and she is puking into the garbage. i direct her to the toilet and make sure shes okay. go back to check on things and b is leaving again, she wanted to go see a guy. whatever, figured i could handle one drunk girl, and b said she'd be back later.
the rest of us move to my room because a and j want alone time. c comes back and is crying now. turns out those two friends from highschool are hanging out with c's newly ex boyfriend. c starts taking more shots. mistake number 2, never let a girl take angry shots. just don't. c tries to leave to go "beat up her ex", none of her girlfriends are there so i talk her out of it. she leaves again and i have to literally carry her back to the room, where she passes out. at least thats what i thought.
ten minutes later she goes and pukes, and my roommate follows to make sure everything is okay. i text b and a to tell them that c needs them. no response. great. roommate runs back and says c left again. fuck. i dial her friend who wasnt there for some sober help and sprint down the stairs and catch her in the lobby. i grab her and try to convince her to come up to my room, which with no context sounds like im trying to rape this obviously hammered girl. several people were there glaring at me and now probably think i'm a rapist. fuck me. she refuses, takes the phone to talk to her friend, and leaves the building to go find her ex. i follow to try to do what i can. along the way she is berating random people that she thinks are her friends, and i finally i convince her to stop and go back, thank god.
as we get back to the dorm, she runs away as i open the door. and this time shes on a mission. of course, of course, we then actually see her two friends. she starts yelling, screaming at them, but she keeps walking because she still wants to hit her ex. she storms into the dorm and right there, right at the top of the damn stairs, is her ex. oh fuck. he gets wide eyed and ducks into a room, and in her blind rage she doesnt see him. walks right fucking past him. thank you god. first luck of the night. we walk through the whole dorm, and go back outside, she is still crying/yelling at random people and into the phone to her friend, who is actually in a hotel room with her parents. c finds a park bench and sits. after a few quiet moments she says shes ready to go back.
we make it to the room, she pukes again in the garbage. b walks in. more trouble! turns out she'd just lost her virginity (no protection) to some dick we used to know. does this shit end? b seems okay, so she takes over for me. c tries to leave again but b is able to stop her. finally, finally....they pass out. its 3 am. im drunk and have spent 3 hours dealing with all of this crap. i go up to my bed to pass out because im still very drunk, and i hear a knock. i go and answer and guess who. it's c's ex. he demands to speak with her. starts calling her name through the door to try to wake her up. thankfully c is out cold, so she stays asleep. i convince the ex to finally go the hell back to his own dorm.
what a fucking night. | Dataset: ctr4si/reddit_tifu/short/train | 4 | 82.117917 | 1,103 | 44.928279 | 0.118812 | 0.445327 | 0.716282 | 0.158484 | 0.000288 | 2.388671 | 0.669924 | null | -0.278685 | 0.163283 | 0.788736 | null | 0.437597 | 0.321767 |
344 | 7,828 | this all happened last night. its kinda complicated and long but roll with it. so some backstory; i'm a guy freshman in college, and some of my girl friends from highschool (not gunna use real names, so lets call them a, b, and c) were back in town for spring break and asked to stay over so we can party and catch up. i thought great! havent seen these girls in awhile and will be fun to drink with some friends. plus a and my buddy j have a kind of again off again thing so it will be good to get them together.
they start driving up, and i 3d print a shamrock shot glass on my 3d printer because hey st paddys day and also to show off a little because yeah i'm cool like that. that was mistake number one. so they come up, drop their stuff in my room and we start drinking in j's room. we hang for an hour or so and i go out to use the bathroom, i glance down the hall to my room and two ra's are banging on my door. i go over and ask them whats going on and they start interrogating me to see if i've been smoking weed. apparantly the plastic melting smells like weed, and everyone in the hall was trying to figure out who was lighting up in their room. i show them the printer and they leave mostly satisfied... phew. but don't worry, my night had only just begun.
i go back to the room and b is gone, wasnt sure where but she wasnt too drunk so i figured it was okay. i find b in the hall a little later and she is bawling. apparantly two of her and c's best friends who knew she was there didnt tell her they were coming to hang out with another group of friends. i give her a hug and calm her down and we go back. but now c is gone. go to the bathroom and she is puking into the garbage. i direct her to the toilet and make sure shes okay. go back to check on things and b is leaving again, she wanted to go see a guy. whatever, figured i could handle one drunk girl, and b said she'd be back later.
the rest of us move to my room because a and j want alone time. c comes back and is crying now. turns out those two friends from highschool are hanging out with c's newly ex boyfriend. c starts taking more shots. mistake number 2, never let a girl take angry shots. just don't. c tries to leave to go "beat up her ex", none of her girlfriends are there so i talk her out of it. she leaves again and i have to literally carry her back to the room, where she passes out. at least thats what i thought.
ten minutes later she goes and pukes, and my roommate follows to make sure everything is okay. i text b and a to tell them that c needs them. no response. great. roommate runs back and says c left again. fuck. i dial her friend who wasnt there for some sober help and sprint down the stairs and catch her in the lobby. i grab her and try to convince her to come up to my room, which with no context sounds like im trying to rape this obviously hammered girl. several people were there glaring at me and now probably think i'm a rapist. fuck me. she refuses, takes the phone to talk to her friend, and leaves the building to go find her ex. i follow to try to do what i can. along the way she is berating random people that she thinks are her friends, and i finally i convince her to stop and go back, thank god.
as we get back to the dorm, she runs away as i open the door. and this time shes on a mission. of course, of course, we then actually see her two friends. she starts yelling, screaming at them, but she keeps walking because she still wants to hit her ex. she storms into the dorm and right there, right at the top of the damn stairs, is her ex. oh fuck. he gets wide eyed and ducks into a room, and in her blind rage she doesnt see him. walks right fucking past him. thank you god. first luck of the night. we walk through the whole dorm, and go back outside, she is still crying/yelling at random people and into the phone to her friend, who is actually in a hotel room with her parents. c finds a park bench and sits. after a few quiet moments she says shes ready to go back.
we make it to the room, she pukes again in the garbage. b walks in. more trouble! turns out she'd just lost her virginity (no protection) to some dick we used to know. does this shit end? b seems okay, so she takes over for me. c tries to leave again but b is able to stop her. finally, finally....they pass out. its 3 am. im drunk and have spent 3 hours dealing with all of this crap. i go up to my bed to pass out because im still very drunk, and i hear a knock. i go and answer and guess who. it's c's ex. he demands to speak with her. starts calling her name through the door to try to wake her up. thankfully c is out cold, so she stays asleep. i convince the ex to finally go the hell back to his own dorm.
what a fucking night. | Dataset: ctr4si/reddit_tifu/short/train | 4 | 82.117917 | 1,103 | 44.928279 | 0.118812 | 0.445327 | 0.716282 | 0.158484 | 0.000288 | 2.388671 | null | -0.396187 | -0.524506 | 0.280725 | null | 0.04914 | 0.191776 | 0.439209 |
345 | 7,828 | this all happened last night. its kinda complicated and long but roll with it. so some backstory; i'm a guy freshman in college, and some of my girl friends from highschool (not gunna use real names, so lets call them a, b, and c) were back in town for spring break and asked to stay over so we can party and catch up. i thought great! havent seen these girls in awhile and will be fun to drink with some friends. plus a and my buddy j have a kind of again off again thing so it will be good to get them together.
they start driving up, and i 3d print a shamrock shot glass on my 3d printer because hey st paddys day and also to show off a little because yeah i'm cool like that. that was mistake number one. so they come up, drop their stuff in my room and we start drinking in j's room. we hang for an hour or so and i go out to use the bathroom, i glance down the hall to my room and two ra's are banging on my door. i go over and ask them whats going on and they start interrogating me to see if i've been smoking weed. apparantly the plastic melting smells like weed, and everyone in the hall was trying to figure out who was lighting up in their room. i show them the printer and they leave mostly satisfied... phew. but don't worry, my night had only just begun.
i go back to the room and b is gone, wasnt sure where but she wasnt too drunk so i figured it was okay. i find b in the hall a little later and she is bawling. apparantly two of her and c's best friends who knew she was there didnt tell her they were coming to hang out with another group of friends. i give her a hug and calm her down and we go back. but now c is gone. go to the bathroom and she is puking into the garbage. i direct her to the toilet and make sure shes okay. go back to check on things and b is leaving again, she wanted to go see a guy. whatever, figured i could handle one drunk girl, and b said she'd be back later.
the rest of us move to my room because a and j want alone time. c comes back and is crying now. turns out those two friends from highschool are hanging out with c's newly ex boyfriend. c starts taking more shots. mistake number 2, never let a girl take angry shots. just don't. c tries to leave to go "beat up her ex", none of her girlfriends are there so i talk her out of it. she leaves again and i have to literally carry her back to the room, where she passes out. at least thats what i thought.
ten minutes later she goes and pukes, and my roommate follows to make sure everything is okay. i text b and a to tell them that c needs them. no response. great. roommate runs back and says c left again. fuck. i dial her friend who wasnt there for some sober help and sprint down the stairs and catch her in the lobby. i grab her and try to convince her to come up to my room, which with no context sounds like im trying to rape this obviously hammered girl. several people were there glaring at me and now probably think i'm a rapist. fuck me. she refuses, takes the phone to talk to her friend, and leaves the building to go find her ex. i follow to try to do what i can. along the way she is berating random people that she thinks are her friends, and i finally i convince her to stop and go back, thank god.
as we get back to the dorm, she runs away as i open the door. and this time shes on a mission. of course, of course, we then actually see her two friends. she starts yelling, screaming at them, but she keeps walking because she still wants to hit her ex. she storms into the dorm and right there, right at the top of the damn stairs, is her ex. oh fuck. he gets wide eyed and ducks into a room, and in her blind rage she doesnt see him. walks right fucking past him. thank you god. first luck of the night. we walk through the whole dorm, and go back outside, she is still crying/yelling at random people and into the phone to her friend, who is actually in a hotel room with her parents. c finds a park bench and sits. after a few quiet moments she says shes ready to go back.
we make it to the room, she pukes again in the garbage. b walks in. more trouble! turns out she'd just lost her virginity (no protection) to some dick we used to know. does this shit end? b seems okay, so she takes over for me. c tries to leave again but b is able to stop her. finally, finally....they pass out. its 3 am. im drunk and have spent 3 hours dealing with all of this crap. i go up to my bed to pass out because im still very drunk, and i hear a knock. i go and answer and guess who. it's c's ex. he demands to speak with her. starts calling her name through the door to try to wake her up. thankfully c is out cold, so she stays asleep. i convince the ex to finally go the hell back to his own dorm.
what a fucking night. | Dataset: ctr4si/reddit_tifu/short/train | 4 | 82.117917 | 1,103 | 44.928279 | 0.118812 | 0.445327 | 0.716282 | 0.158484 | 0.000288 | 2.388671 | 0.352628 | 0.53667 | null | 0.527089 | 0.47144 | 0.981997 | null | 0.685572 |
346 | 7,828 | this all happened last night. its kinda complicated and long but roll with it. so some backstory; i'm a guy freshman in college, and some of my girl friends from highschool (not gunna use real names, so lets call them a, b, and c) were back in town for spring break and asked to stay over so we can party and catch up. i thought great! havent seen these girls in awhile and will be fun to drink with some friends. plus a and my buddy j have a kind of again off again thing so it will be good to get them together.
they start driving up, and i 3d print a shamrock shot glass on my 3d printer because hey st paddys day and also to show off a little because yeah i'm cool like that. that was mistake number one. so they come up, drop their stuff in my room and we start drinking in j's room. we hang for an hour or so and i go out to use the bathroom, i glance down the hall to my room and two ra's are banging on my door. i go over and ask them whats going on and they start interrogating me to see if i've been smoking weed. apparantly the plastic melting smells like weed, and everyone in the hall was trying to figure out who was lighting up in their room. i show them the printer and they leave mostly satisfied... phew. but don't worry, my night had only just begun.
i go back to the room and b is gone, wasnt sure where but she wasnt too drunk so i figured it was okay. i find b in the hall a little later and she is bawling. apparantly two of her and c's best friends who knew she was there didnt tell her they were coming to hang out with another group of friends. i give her a hug and calm her down and we go back. but now c is gone. go to the bathroom and she is puking into the garbage. i direct her to the toilet and make sure shes okay. go back to check on things and b is leaving again, she wanted to go see a guy. whatever, figured i could handle one drunk girl, and b said she'd be back later.
the rest of us move to my room because a and j want alone time. c comes back and is crying now. turns out those two friends from highschool are hanging out with c's newly ex boyfriend. c starts taking more shots. mistake number 2, never let a girl take angry shots. just don't. c tries to leave to go "beat up her ex", none of her girlfriends are there so i talk her out of it. she leaves again and i have to literally carry her back to the room, where she passes out. at least thats what i thought.
ten minutes later she goes and pukes, and my roommate follows to make sure everything is okay. i text b and a to tell them that c needs them. no response. great. roommate runs back and says c left again. fuck. i dial her friend who wasnt there for some sober help and sprint down the stairs and catch her in the lobby. i grab her and try to convince her to come up to my room, which with no context sounds like im trying to rape this obviously hammered girl. several people were there glaring at me and now probably think i'm a rapist. fuck me. she refuses, takes the phone to talk to her friend, and leaves the building to go find her ex. i follow to try to do what i can. along the way she is berating random people that she thinks are her friends, and i finally i convince her to stop and go back, thank god.
as we get back to the dorm, she runs away as i open the door. and this time shes on a mission. of course, of course, we then actually see her two friends. she starts yelling, screaming at them, but she keeps walking because she still wants to hit her ex. she storms into the dorm and right there, right at the top of the damn stairs, is her ex. oh fuck. he gets wide eyed and ducks into a room, and in her blind rage she doesnt see him. walks right fucking past him. thank you god. first luck of the night. we walk through the whole dorm, and go back outside, she is still crying/yelling at random people and into the phone to her friend, who is actually in a hotel room with her parents. c finds a park bench and sits. after a few quiet moments she says shes ready to go back.
we make it to the room, she pukes again in the garbage. b walks in. more trouble! turns out she'd just lost her virginity (no protection) to some dick we used to know. does this shit end? b seems okay, so she takes over for me. c tries to leave again but b is able to stop her. finally, finally....they pass out. its 3 am. im drunk and have spent 3 hours dealing with all of this crap. i go up to my bed to pass out because im still very drunk, and i hear a knock. i go and answer and guess who. it's c's ex. he demands to speak with her. starts calling her name through the door to try to wake her up. thankfully c is out cold, so she stays asleep. i convince the ex to finally go the hell back to his own dorm.
what a fucking night. | Dataset: ctr4si/reddit_tifu/short/train | 4 | 82.117917 | 1,103 | 44.928279 | 0.118812 | 0.445327 | 0.716282 | 0.158484 | 0.000288 | 2.388671 | 0.413516 | 0.426671 | null | 0.508315 | 0.532328 | 0.871998 | null | 0.666799 |
347 | 7,828 | this all happened last night. its kinda complicated and long but roll with it. so some backstory; i'm a guy freshman in college, and some of my girl friends from highschool (not gunna use real names, so lets call them a, b, and c) were back in town for spring break and asked to stay over so we can party and catch up. i thought great! havent seen these girls in awhile and will be fun to drink with some friends. plus a and my buddy j have a kind of again off again thing so it will be good to get them together.
they start driving up, and i 3d print a shamrock shot glass on my 3d printer because hey st paddys day and also to show off a little because yeah i'm cool like that. that was mistake number one. so they come up, drop their stuff in my room and we start drinking in j's room. we hang for an hour or so and i go out to use the bathroom, i glance down the hall to my room and two ra's are banging on my door. i go over and ask them whats going on and they start interrogating me to see if i've been smoking weed. apparantly the plastic melting smells like weed, and everyone in the hall was trying to figure out who was lighting up in their room. i show them the printer and they leave mostly satisfied... phew. but don't worry, my night had only just begun.
i go back to the room and b is gone, wasnt sure where but she wasnt too drunk so i figured it was okay. i find b in the hall a little later and she is bawling. apparantly two of her and c's best friends who knew she was there didnt tell her they were coming to hang out with another group of friends. i give her a hug and calm her down and we go back. but now c is gone. go to the bathroom and she is puking into the garbage. i direct her to the toilet and make sure shes okay. go back to check on things and b is leaving again, she wanted to go see a guy. whatever, figured i could handle one drunk girl, and b said she'd be back later.
the rest of us move to my room because a and j want alone time. c comes back and is crying now. turns out those two friends from highschool are hanging out with c's newly ex boyfriend. c starts taking more shots. mistake number 2, never let a girl take angry shots. just don't. c tries to leave to go "beat up her ex", none of her girlfriends are there so i talk her out of it. she leaves again and i have to literally carry her back to the room, where she passes out. at least thats what i thought.
ten minutes later she goes and pukes, and my roommate follows to make sure everything is okay. i text b and a to tell them that c needs them. no response. great. roommate runs back and says c left again. fuck. i dial her friend who wasnt there for some sober help and sprint down the stairs and catch her in the lobby. i grab her and try to convince her to come up to my room, which with no context sounds like im trying to rape this obviously hammered girl. several people were there glaring at me and now probably think i'm a rapist. fuck me. she refuses, takes the phone to talk to her friend, and leaves the building to go find her ex. i follow to try to do what i can. along the way she is berating random people that she thinks are her friends, and i finally i convince her to stop and go back, thank god.
as we get back to the dorm, she runs away as i open the door. and this time shes on a mission. of course, of course, we then actually see her two friends. she starts yelling, screaming at them, but she keeps walking because she still wants to hit her ex. she storms into the dorm and right there, right at the top of the damn stairs, is her ex. oh fuck. he gets wide eyed and ducks into a room, and in her blind rage she doesnt see him. walks right fucking past him. thank you god. first luck of the night. we walk through the whole dorm, and go back outside, she is still crying/yelling at random people and into the phone to her friend, who is actually in a hotel room with her parents. c finds a park bench and sits. after a few quiet moments she says shes ready to go back.
we make it to the room, she pukes again in the garbage. b walks in. more trouble! turns out she'd just lost her virginity (no protection) to some dick we used to know. does this shit end? b seems okay, so she takes over for me. c tries to leave again but b is able to stop her. finally, finally....they pass out. its 3 am. im drunk and have spent 3 hours dealing with all of this crap. i go up to my bed to pass out because im still very drunk, and i hear a knock. i go and answer and guess who. it's c's ex. he demands to speak with her. starts calling her name through the door to try to wake her up. thankfully c is out cold, so she stays asleep. i convince the ex to finally go the hell back to his own dorm.
what a fucking night. | Dataset: ctr4si/reddit_tifu/short/train | 4 | 82.117917 | 1,103 | 44.928279 | 0.118812 | 0.445327 | 0.716282 | 0.158484 | 0.000288 | 2.388671 | 0.696153 | -0.193624 | null | 0.597484 | 0.814965 | 0.251703 | null | 0.755968 |
348 | 7,828 | this all happened last night. its kinda complicated and long but roll with it. so some backstory; i'm a guy freshman in college, and some of my girl friends from highschool (not gunna use real names, so lets call them a, b, and c) were back in town for spring break and asked to stay over so we can party and catch up. i thought great! havent seen these girls in awhile and will be fun to drink with some friends. plus a and my buddy j have a kind of again off again thing so it will be good to get them together.
they start driving up, and i 3d print a shamrock shot glass on my 3d printer because hey st paddys day and also to show off a little because yeah i'm cool like that. that was mistake number one. so they come up, drop their stuff in my room and we start drinking in j's room. we hang for an hour or so and i go out to use the bathroom, i glance down the hall to my room and two ra's are banging on my door. i go over and ask them whats going on and they start interrogating me to see if i've been smoking weed. apparantly the plastic melting smells like weed, and everyone in the hall was trying to figure out who was lighting up in their room. i show them the printer and they leave mostly satisfied... phew. but don't worry, my night had only just begun.
i go back to the room and b is gone, wasnt sure where but she wasnt too drunk so i figured it was okay. i find b in the hall a little later and she is bawling. apparantly two of her and c's best friends who knew she was there didnt tell her they were coming to hang out with another group of friends. i give her a hug and calm her down and we go back. but now c is gone. go to the bathroom and she is puking into the garbage. i direct her to the toilet and make sure shes okay. go back to check on things and b is leaving again, she wanted to go see a guy. whatever, figured i could handle one drunk girl, and b said she'd be back later.
the rest of us move to my room because a and j want alone time. c comes back and is crying now. turns out those two friends from highschool are hanging out with c's newly ex boyfriend. c starts taking more shots. mistake number 2, never let a girl take angry shots. just don't. c tries to leave to go "beat up her ex", none of her girlfriends are there so i talk her out of it. she leaves again and i have to literally carry her back to the room, where she passes out. at least thats what i thought.
ten minutes later she goes and pukes, and my roommate follows to make sure everything is okay. i text b and a to tell them that c needs them. no response. great. roommate runs back and says c left again. fuck. i dial her friend who wasnt there for some sober help and sprint down the stairs and catch her in the lobby. i grab her and try to convince her to come up to my room, which with no context sounds like im trying to rape this obviously hammered girl. several people were there glaring at me and now probably think i'm a rapist. fuck me. she refuses, takes the phone to talk to her friend, and leaves the building to go find her ex. i follow to try to do what i can. along the way she is berating random people that she thinks are her friends, and i finally i convince her to stop and go back, thank god.
as we get back to the dorm, she runs away as i open the door. and this time shes on a mission. of course, of course, we then actually see her two friends. she starts yelling, screaming at them, but she keeps walking because she still wants to hit her ex. she storms into the dorm and right there, right at the top of the damn stairs, is her ex. oh fuck. he gets wide eyed and ducks into a room, and in her blind rage she doesnt see him. walks right fucking past him. thank you god. first luck of the night. we walk through the whole dorm, and go back outside, she is still crying/yelling at random people and into the phone to her friend, who is actually in a hotel room with her parents. c finds a park bench and sits. after a few quiet moments she says shes ready to go back.
we make it to the room, she pukes again in the garbage. b walks in. more trouble! turns out she'd just lost her virginity (no protection) to some dick we used to know. does this shit end? b seems okay, so she takes over for me. c tries to leave again but b is able to stop her. finally, finally....they pass out. its 3 am. im drunk and have spent 3 hours dealing with all of this crap. i go up to my bed to pass out because im still very drunk, and i hear a knock. i go and answer and guess who. it's c's ex. he demands to speak with her. starts calling her name through the door to try to wake her up. thankfully c is out cold, so she stays asleep. i convince the ex to finally go the hell back to his own dorm.
what a fucking night. | Dataset: ctr4si/reddit_tifu/short/train | 4 | 82.117917 | 1,103 | 44.928279 | 0.118812 | 0.445327 | 0.716282 | 0.158484 | 0.000288 | 2.388671 | 0.647901 | null | -0.477731 | 0.256368 | 0.766713 | null | 0.238551 | 0.414851 |
349 | 7,828 | this all happened last night. its kinda complicated and long but roll with it. so some backstory; i'm a guy freshman in college, and some of my girl friends from highschool (not gunna use real names, so lets call them a, b, and c) were back in town for spring break and asked to stay over so we can party and catch up. i thought great! havent seen these girls in awhile and will be fun to drink with some friends. plus a and my buddy j have a kind of again off again thing so it will be good to get them together.
they start driving up, and i 3d print a shamrock shot glass on my 3d printer because hey st paddys day and also to show off a little because yeah i'm cool like that. that was mistake number one. so they come up, drop their stuff in my room and we start drinking in j's room. we hang for an hour or so and i go out to use the bathroom, i glance down the hall to my room and two ra's are banging on my door. i go over and ask them whats going on and they start interrogating me to see if i've been smoking weed. apparantly the plastic melting smells like weed, and everyone in the hall was trying to figure out who was lighting up in their room. i show them the printer and they leave mostly satisfied... phew. but don't worry, my night had only just begun.
i go back to the room and b is gone, wasnt sure where but she wasnt too drunk so i figured it was okay. i find b in the hall a little later and she is bawling. apparantly two of her and c's best friends who knew she was there didnt tell her they were coming to hang out with another group of friends. i give her a hug and calm her down and we go back. but now c is gone. go to the bathroom and she is puking into the garbage. i direct her to the toilet and make sure shes okay. go back to check on things and b is leaving again, she wanted to go see a guy. whatever, figured i could handle one drunk girl, and b said she'd be back later.
the rest of us move to my room because a and j want alone time. c comes back and is crying now. turns out those two friends from highschool are hanging out with c's newly ex boyfriend. c starts taking more shots. mistake number 2, never let a girl take angry shots. just don't. c tries to leave to go "beat up her ex", none of her girlfriends are there so i talk her out of it. she leaves again and i have to literally carry her back to the room, where she passes out. at least thats what i thought.
ten minutes later she goes and pukes, and my roommate follows to make sure everything is okay. i text b and a to tell them that c needs them. no response. great. roommate runs back and says c left again. fuck. i dial her friend who wasnt there for some sober help and sprint down the stairs and catch her in the lobby. i grab her and try to convince her to come up to my room, which with no context sounds like im trying to rape this obviously hammered girl. several people were there glaring at me and now probably think i'm a rapist. fuck me. she refuses, takes the phone to talk to her friend, and leaves the building to go find her ex. i follow to try to do what i can. along the way she is berating random people that she thinks are her friends, and i finally i convince her to stop and go back, thank god.
as we get back to the dorm, she runs away as i open the door. and this time shes on a mission. of course, of course, we then actually see her two friends. she starts yelling, screaming at them, but she keeps walking because she still wants to hit her ex. she storms into the dorm and right there, right at the top of the damn stairs, is her ex. oh fuck. he gets wide eyed and ducks into a room, and in her blind rage she doesnt see him. walks right fucking past him. thank you god. first luck of the night. we walk through the whole dorm, and go back outside, she is still crying/yelling at random people and into the phone to her friend, who is actually in a hotel room with her parents. c finds a park bench and sits. after a few quiet moments she says shes ready to go back.
we make it to the room, she pukes again in the garbage. b walks in. more trouble! turns out she'd just lost her virginity (no protection) to some dick we used to know. does this shit end? b seems okay, so she takes over for me. c tries to leave again but b is able to stop her. finally, finally....they pass out. its 3 am. im drunk and have spent 3 hours dealing with all of this crap. i go up to my bed to pass out because im still very drunk, and i hear a knock. i go and answer and guess who. it's c's ex. he demands to speak with her. starts calling her name through the door to try to wake her up. thankfully c is out cold, so she stays asleep. i convince the ex to finally go the hell back to his own dorm.
what a fucking night. | Dataset: ctr4si/reddit_tifu/short/train | 4 | 82.117917 | 1,103 | 44.928279 | 0.118812 | 0.445327 | 0.716282 | 0.158484 | 0.000288 | 2.388671 | -0.105967 | 0.363381 | -0.666504 | null | 0.012845 | 0.808709 | 0.049778 | null |
350 | 7,828 | this all happened last night. its kinda complicated and long but roll with it. so some backstory; i'm a guy freshman in college, and some of my girl friends from highschool (not gunna use real names, so lets call them a, b, and c) were back in town for spring break and asked to stay over so we can party and catch up. i thought great! havent seen these girls in awhile and will be fun to drink with some friends. plus a and my buddy j have a kind of again off again thing so it will be good to get them together.
they start driving up, and i 3d print a shamrock shot glass on my 3d printer because hey st paddys day and also to show off a little because yeah i'm cool like that. that was mistake number one. so they come up, drop their stuff in my room and we start drinking in j's room. we hang for an hour or so and i go out to use the bathroom, i glance down the hall to my room and two ra's are banging on my door. i go over and ask them whats going on and they start interrogating me to see if i've been smoking weed. apparantly the plastic melting smells like weed, and everyone in the hall was trying to figure out who was lighting up in their room. i show them the printer and they leave mostly satisfied... phew. but don't worry, my night had only just begun.
i go back to the room and b is gone, wasnt sure where but she wasnt too drunk so i figured it was okay. i find b in the hall a little later and she is bawling. apparantly two of her and c's best friends who knew she was there didnt tell her they were coming to hang out with another group of friends. i give her a hug and calm her down and we go back. but now c is gone. go to the bathroom and she is puking into the garbage. i direct her to the toilet and make sure shes okay. go back to check on things and b is leaving again, she wanted to go see a guy. whatever, figured i could handle one drunk girl, and b said she'd be back later.
the rest of us move to my room because a and j want alone time. c comes back and is crying now. turns out those two friends from highschool are hanging out with c's newly ex boyfriend. c starts taking more shots. mistake number 2, never let a girl take angry shots. just don't. c tries to leave to go "beat up her ex", none of her girlfriends are there so i talk her out of it. she leaves again and i have to literally carry her back to the room, where she passes out. at least thats what i thought.
ten minutes later she goes and pukes, and my roommate follows to make sure everything is okay. i text b and a to tell them that c needs them. no response. great. roommate runs back and says c left again. fuck. i dial her friend who wasnt there for some sober help and sprint down the stairs and catch her in the lobby. i grab her and try to convince her to come up to my room, which with no context sounds like im trying to rape this obviously hammered girl. several people were there glaring at me and now probably think i'm a rapist. fuck me. she refuses, takes the phone to talk to her friend, and leaves the building to go find her ex. i follow to try to do what i can. along the way she is berating random people that she thinks are her friends, and i finally i convince her to stop and go back, thank god.
as we get back to the dorm, she runs away as i open the door. and this time shes on a mission. of course, of course, we then actually see her two friends. she starts yelling, screaming at them, but she keeps walking because she still wants to hit her ex. she storms into the dorm and right there, right at the top of the damn stairs, is her ex. oh fuck. he gets wide eyed and ducks into a room, and in her blind rage she doesnt see him. walks right fucking past him. thank you god. first luck of the night. we walk through the whole dorm, and go back outside, she is still crying/yelling at random people and into the phone to her friend, who is actually in a hotel room with her parents. c finds a park bench and sits. after a few quiet moments she says shes ready to go back.
we make it to the room, she pukes again in the garbage. b walks in. more trouble! turns out she'd just lost her virginity (no protection) to some dick we used to know. does this shit end? b seems okay, so she takes over for me. c tries to leave again but b is able to stop her. finally, finally....they pass out. its 3 am. im drunk and have spent 3 hours dealing with all of this crap. i go up to my bed to pass out because im still very drunk, and i hear a knock. i go and answer and guess who. it's c's ex. he demands to speak with her. starts calling her name through the door to try to wake her up. thankfully c is out cold, so she stays asleep. i convince the ex to finally go the hell back to his own dorm.
what a fucking night. | Dataset: ctr4si/reddit_tifu/short/train | 4 | 82.117917 | 1,103 | 44.928279 | 0.118812 | 0.445327 | 0.716282 | 0.158484 | 0.000288 | 2.388671 | null | -0.307826 | -0.326538 | 0.527399 | null | 0.137501 | 0.389745 | 0.685882 |
351 | 7,828 | this all happened last night. its kinda complicated and long but roll with it. so some backstory; i'm a guy freshman in college, and some of my girl friends from highschool (not gunna use real names, so lets call them a, b, and c) were back in town for spring break and asked to stay over so we can party and catch up. i thought great! havent seen these girls in awhile and will be fun to drink with some friends. plus a and my buddy j have a kind of again off again thing so it will be good to get them together.
they start driving up, and i 3d print a shamrock shot glass on my 3d printer because hey st paddys day and also to show off a little because yeah i'm cool like that. that was mistake number one. so they come up, drop their stuff in my room and we start drinking in j's room. we hang for an hour or so and i go out to use the bathroom, i glance down the hall to my room and two ra's are banging on my door. i go over and ask them whats going on and they start interrogating me to see if i've been smoking weed. apparantly the plastic melting smells like weed, and everyone in the hall was trying to figure out who was lighting up in their room. i show them the printer and they leave mostly satisfied... phew. but don't worry, my night had only just begun.
i go back to the room and b is gone, wasnt sure where but she wasnt too drunk so i figured it was okay. i find b in the hall a little later and she is bawling. apparantly two of her and c's best friends who knew she was there didnt tell her they were coming to hang out with another group of friends. i give her a hug and calm her down and we go back. but now c is gone. go to the bathroom and she is puking into the garbage. i direct her to the toilet and make sure shes okay. go back to check on things and b is leaving again, she wanted to go see a guy. whatever, figured i could handle one drunk girl, and b said she'd be back later.
the rest of us move to my room because a and j want alone time. c comes back and is crying now. turns out those two friends from highschool are hanging out with c's newly ex boyfriend. c starts taking more shots. mistake number 2, never let a girl take angry shots. just don't. c tries to leave to go "beat up her ex", none of her girlfriends are there so i talk her out of it. she leaves again and i have to literally carry her back to the room, where she passes out. at least thats what i thought.
ten minutes later she goes and pukes, and my roommate follows to make sure everything is okay. i text b and a to tell them that c needs them. no response. great. roommate runs back and says c left again. fuck. i dial her friend who wasnt there for some sober help and sprint down the stairs and catch her in the lobby. i grab her and try to convince her to come up to my room, which with no context sounds like im trying to rape this obviously hammered girl. several people were there glaring at me and now probably think i'm a rapist. fuck me. she refuses, takes the phone to talk to her friend, and leaves the building to go find her ex. i follow to try to do what i can. along the way she is berating random people that she thinks are her friends, and i finally i convince her to stop and go back, thank god.
as we get back to the dorm, she runs away as i open the door. and this time shes on a mission. of course, of course, we then actually see her two friends. she starts yelling, screaming at them, but she keeps walking because she still wants to hit her ex. she storms into the dorm and right there, right at the top of the damn stairs, is her ex. oh fuck. he gets wide eyed and ducks into a room, and in her blind rage she doesnt see him. walks right fucking past him. thank you god. first luck of the night. we walk through the whole dorm, and go back outside, she is still crying/yelling at random people and into the phone to her friend, who is actually in a hotel room with her parents. c finds a park bench and sits. after a few quiet moments she says shes ready to go back.
we make it to the room, she pukes again in the garbage. b walks in. more trouble! turns out she'd just lost her virginity (no protection) to some dick we used to know. does this shit end? b seems okay, so she takes over for me. c tries to leave again but b is able to stop her. finally, finally....they pass out. its 3 am. im drunk and have spent 3 hours dealing with all of this crap. i go up to my bed to pass out because im still very drunk, and i hear a knock. i go and answer and guess who. it's c's ex. he demands to speak with her. starts calling her name through the door to try to wake her up. thankfully c is out cold, so she stays asleep. i convince the ex to finally go the hell back to his own dorm.
what a fucking night. | Dataset: ctr4si/reddit_tifu/short/train | 4 | 82.117917 | 1,103 | 44.928279 | 0.118812 | 0.445327 | 0.716282 | 0.158484 | 0.000288 | 2.388671 | 0.167204 | null | -0.321581 | 0.181303 | 0.286016 | null | 0.394701 | 0.339787 |
352 | 6,081 | alright, the actual fuck up wasn't the act its self but rather the process that i decided to go about in order to achieve this act. so two nights ago my town was hit with a pretty decent amount of snow and since i still had work on monday i got up at 5am to use my brand new snowblower for the first time. (asshole move on my part) so i go outside and i see my neighbors daughter shoveling her driveway, of course being the 24 year old single male, i decided to help her in her time of need . now, i have been wanting to take this girl out for a while, she is absolutely beautiful, half sleeve tattoos, blonde hair, about 5 foot 7' with glasses, my dream girl. unfortunately, since she just graduated college in december and her family only moved her in august, we have had very limited opportunities to talk. so i go over wanting to show her chivalry isn't dead by offering to to shovel ( snowplow) for her. she is of course grateful, and then we start talking. turns out we actually have a lot in common, so naturally i ask her to come snowboarding with me tomorrow (today) ,and she says yes! now i'm happier then tom brady after the super bowl (too soon seattle?) and i finish snow blowing her families driveway and walkway and mine as well; put the snowblower away and go to work. now we are on to today, i am a distribution planner so i only work 3-4 days a week with 12 hours shifts and today is my day off. so i text my neighbor at 8 am asking if she's still down to go with me, she says yes, i say awesome, come over real quick and ill make some breakfast then we can go. she comes by, and all and we talk about the normal stuff people talk about, alcohol, sex and traffic patterns; we then hook up for a little bit, eat some banging ass french toast and then head out. this is where it all goes south reddit. i have a automatic garage door opener so all i should have to to is press a button for it to open. i press the button once, nothing happens, i press it again...nothing happens, mmm this is weird; so i try once last time, three seconds later i hear a pop. my fucking garage door breaks! we both get out my car confused as to what happened, looking at the hinges all dangling like a flaccid pornstars dick and then she begins to laugh hysterically and says the garage door is frozen shut. turns out that i left a majority of the snow from the previous mornings extra snow blowing activity on, and inside the snow blower and overnight the water slowly made its way to the garage door and froze, thus freezing my garage door to the cement floor. i had to pour hot water and pick at the ice for on it for 45 minutes just to get the door to open a little, and then spend the next hour trying to fix the situation. my neighbors daughter laughed and just went back home and said maybe another time. i didn't even get laid
tl; dr: tried to impress my hot neighbors daughter with my new snowblower, ended up freezing my garage door shut and not impressing her at all | Dataset: ctr4si/reddit_tifu/short/train | 9.5 | 78.312 | 651 | 49.737762 | 0.663366 | 0.399857 | 0.400419 | 0.325772 | 0.000134 | 1.110894 | null | 0.46928 | 0.201553 | -0.314267 | null | 0.869137 | 0.601973 | 0.011505 |
353 | 6,081 | alright, the actual fuck up wasn't the act its self but rather the process that i decided to go about in order to achieve this act. so two nights ago my town was hit with a pretty decent amount of snow and since i still had work on monday i got up at 5am to use my brand new snowblower for the first time. (asshole move on my part) so i go outside and i see my neighbors daughter shoveling her driveway, of course being the 24 year old single male, i decided to help her in her time of need . now, i have been wanting to take this girl out for a while, she is absolutely beautiful, half sleeve tattoos, blonde hair, about 5 foot 7' with glasses, my dream girl. unfortunately, since she just graduated college in december and her family only moved her in august, we have had very limited opportunities to talk. so i go over wanting to show her chivalry isn't dead by offering to to shovel ( snowplow) for her. she is of course grateful, and then we start talking. turns out we actually have a lot in common, so naturally i ask her to come snowboarding with me tomorrow (today) ,and she says yes! now i'm happier then tom brady after the super bowl (too soon seattle?) and i finish snow blowing her families driveway and walkway and mine as well; put the snowblower away and go to work. now we are on to today, i am a distribution planner so i only work 3-4 days a week with 12 hours shifts and today is my day off. so i text my neighbor at 8 am asking if she's still down to go with me, she says yes, i say awesome, come over real quick and ill make some breakfast then we can go. she comes by, and all and we talk about the normal stuff people talk about, alcohol, sex and traffic patterns; we then hook up for a little bit, eat some banging ass french toast and then head out. this is where it all goes south reddit. i have a automatic garage door opener so all i should have to to is press a button for it to open. i press the button once, nothing happens, i press it again...nothing happens, mmm this is weird; so i try once last time, three seconds later i hear a pop. my fucking garage door breaks! we both get out my car confused as to what happened, looking at the hinges all dangling like a flaccid pornstars dick and then she begins to laugh hysterically and says the garage door is frozen shut. turns out that i left a majority of the snow from the previous mornings extra snow blowing activity on, and inside the snow blower and overnight the water slowly made its way to the garage door and froze, thus freezing my garage door to the cement floor. i had to pour hot water and pick at the ice for on it for 45 minutes just to get the door to open a little, and then spend the next hour trying to fix the situation. my neighbors daughter laughed and just went back home and said maybe another time. i didn't even get laid
tl; dr: tried to impress my hot neighbors daughter with my new snowblower, ended up freezing my garage door shut and not impressing her at all | Dataset: ctr4si/reddit_tifu/short/train | 9.5 | 78.312 | 651 | 49.737762 | 0.663366 | 0.399857 | 0.400419 | 0.325772 | 0.000134 | 1.110894 | 0.179019 | 0.584779 | 0.284322 | null | 0.842385 | 0.984635 | 0.684741 | null |
354 | 6,081 | alright, the actual fuck up wasn't the act its self but rather the process that i decided to go about in order to achieve this act. so two nights ago my town was hit with a pretty decent amount of snow and since i still had work on monday i got up at 5am to use my brand new snowblower for the first time. (asshole move on my part) so i go outside and i see my neighbors daughter shoveling her driveway, of course being the 24 year old single male, i decided to help her in her time of need . now, i have been wanting to take this girl out for a while, she is absolutely beautiful, half sleeve tattoos, blonde hair, about 5 foot 7' with glasses, my dream girl. unfortunately, since she just graduated college in december and her family only moved her in august, we have had very limited opportunities to talk. so i go over wanting to show her chivalry isn't dead by offering to to shovel ( snowplow) for her. she is of course grateful, and then we start talking. turns out we actually have a lot in common, so naturally i ask her to come snowboarding with me tomorrow (today) ,and she says yes! now i'm happier then tom brady after the super bowl (too soon seattle?) and i finish snow blowing her families driveway and walkway and mine as well; put the snowblower away and go to work. now we are on to today, i am a distribution planner so i only work 3-4 days a week with 12 hours shifts and today is my day off. so i text my neighbor at 8 am asking if she's still down to go with me, she says yes, i say awesome, come over real quick and ill make some breakfast then we can go. she comes by, and all and we talk about the normal stuff people talk about, alcohol, sex and traffic patterns; we then hook up for a little bit, eat some banging ass french toast and then head out. this is where it all goes south reddit. i have a automatic garage door opener so all i should have to to is press a button for it to open. i press the button once, nothing happens, i press it again...nothing happens, mmm this is weird; so i try once last time, three seconds later i hear a pop. my fucking garage door breaks! we both get out my car confused as to what happened, looking at the hinges all dangling like a flaccid pornstars dick and then she begins to laugh hysterically and says the garage door is frozen shut. turns out that i left a majority of the snow from the previous mornings extra snow blowing activity on, and inside the snow blower and overnight the water slowly made its way to the garage door and froze, thus freezing my garage door to the cement floor. i had to pour hot water and pick at the ice for on it for 45 minutes just to get the door to open a little, and then spend the next hour trying to fix the situation. my neighbors daughter laughed and just went back home and said maybe another time. i didn't even get laid
tl; dr: tried to impress my hot neighbors daughter with my new snowblower, ended up freezing my garage door shut and not impressing her at all | Dataset: ctr4si/reddit_tifu/short/train | 9.5 | 78.312 | 651 | 49.737762 | 0.663366 | 0.399857 | 0.400419 | 0.325772 | 0.000134 | 1.110894 | 0.239366 | null | 0.40321 | 0.230591 | 0.902733 | null | 0.80363 | 0.556362 |
355 | 6,081 | alright, the actual fuck up wasn't the act its self but rather the process that i decided to go about in order to achieve this act. so two nights ago my town was hit with a pretty decent amount of snow and since i still had work on monday i got up at 5am to use my brand new snowblower for the first time. (asshole move on my part) so i go outside and i see my neighbors daughter shoveling her driveway, of course being the 24 year old single male, i decided to help her in her time of need . now, i have been wanting to take this girl out for a while, she is absolutely beautiful, half sleeve tattoos, blonde hair, about 5 foot 7' with glasses, my dream girl. unfortunately, since she just graduated college in december and her family only moved her in august, we have had very limited opportunities to talk. so i go over wanting to show her chivalry isn't dead by offering to to shovel ( snowplow) for her. she is of course grateful, and then we start talking. turns out we actually have a lot in common, so naturally i ask her to come snowboarding with me tomorrow (today) ,and she says yes! now i'm happier then tom brady after the super bowl (too soon seattle?) and i finish snow blowing her families driveway and walkway and mine as well; put the snowblower away and go to work. now we are on to today, i am a distribution planner so i only work 3-4 days a week with 12 hours shifts and today is my day off. so i text my neighbor at 8 am asking if she's still down to go with me, she says yes, i say awesome, come over real quick and ill make some breakfast then we can go. she comes by, and all and we talk about the normal stuff people talk about, alcohol, sex and traffic patterns; we then hook up for a little bit, eat some banging ass french toast and then head out. this is where it all goes south reddit. i have a automatic garage door opener so all i should have to to is press a button for it to open. i press the button once, nothing happens, i press it again...nothing happens, mmm this is weird; so i try once last time, three seconds later i hear a pop. my fucking garage door breaks! we both get out my car confused as to what happened, looking at the hinges all dangling like a flaccid pornstars dick and then she begins to laugh hysterically and says the garage door is frozen shut. turns out that i left a majority of the snow from the previous mornings extra snow blowing activity on, and inside the snow blower and overnight the water slowly made its way to the garage door and froze, thus freezing my garage door to the cement floor. i had to pour hot water and pick at the ice for on it for 45 minutes just to get the door to open a little, and then spend the next hour trying to fix the situation. my neighbors daughter laughed and just went back home and said maybe another time. i didn't even get laid
tl; dr: tried to impress my hot neighbors daughter with my new snowblower, ended up freezing my garage door shut and not impressing her at all | Dataset: ctr4si/reddit_tifu/short/train | 9.5 | 78.312 | 651 | 49.737762 | 0.663366 | 0.399857 | 0.400419 | 0.325772 | 0.000134 | 1.110894 | null | 0.360892 | -0.245 | 0.231989 | null | 0.760748 | 0.155419 | 0.557761 |
356 | 6,081 | alright, the actual fuck up wasn't the act its self but rather the process that i decided to go about in order to achieve this act. so two nights ago my town was hit with a pretty decent amount of snow and since i still had work on monday i got up at 5am to use my brand new snowblower for the first time. (asshole move on my part) so i go outside and i see my neighbors daughter shoveling her driveway, of course being the 24 year old single male, i decided to help her in her time of need . now, i have been wanting to take this girl out for a while, she is absolutely beautiful, half sleeve tattoos, blonde hair, about 5 foot 7' with glasses, my dream girl. unfortunately, since she just graduated college in december and her family only moved her in august, we have had very limited opportunities to talk. so i go over wanting to show her chivalry isn't dead by offering to to shovel ( snowplow) for her. she is of course grateful, and then we start talking. turns out we actually have a lot in common, so naturally i ask her to come snowboarding with me tomorrow (today) ,and she says yes! now i'm happier then tom brady after the super bowl (too soon seattle?) and i finish snow blowing her families driveway and walkway and mine as well; put the snowblower away and go to work. now we are on to today, i am a distribution planner so i only work 3-4 days a week with 12 hours shifts and today is my day off. so i text my neighbor at 8 am asking if she's still down to go with me, she says yes, i say awesome, come over real quick and ill make some breakfast then we can go. she comes by, and all and we talk about the normal stuff people talk about, alcohol, sex and traffic patterns; we then hook up for a little bit, eat some banging ass french toast and then head out. this is where it all goes south reddit. i have a automatic garage door opener so all i should have to to is press a button for it to open. i press the button once, nothing happens, i press it again...nothing happens, mmm this is weird; so i try once last time, three seconds later i hear a pop. my fucking garage door breaks! we both get out my car confused as to what happened, looking at the hinges all dangling like a flaccid pornstars dick and then she begins to laugh hysterically and says the garage door is frozen shut. turns out that i left a majority of the snow from the previous mornings extra snow blowing activity on, and inside the snow blower and overnight the water slowly made its way to the garage door and froze, thus freezing my garage door to the cement floor. i had to pour hot water and pick at the ice for on it for 45 minutes just to get the door to open a little, and then spend the next hour trying to fix the situation. my neighbors daughter laughed and just went back home and said maybe another time. i didn't even get laid
tl; dr: tried to impress my hot neighbors daughter with my new snowblower, ended up freezing my garage door shut and not impressing her at all | Dataset: ctr4si/reddit_tifu/short/train | 9.5 | 78.312 | 651 | 49.737762 | 0.663366 | 0.399857 | 0.400419 | 0.325772 | 0.000134 | 1.110894 | 0.200491 | 0.323924 | 0.128544 | null | 0.863857 | 0.72378 | 0.528963 | null |
357 | 6,081 | alright, the actual fuck up wasn't the act its self but rather the process that i decided to go about in order to achieve this act. so two nights ago my town was hit with a pretty decent amount of snow and since i still had work on monday i got up at 5am to use my brand new snowblower for the first time. (asshole move on my part) so i go outside and i see my neighbors daughter shoveling her driveway, of course being the 24 year old single male, i decided to help her in her time of need . now, i have been wanting to take this girl out for a while, she is absolutely beautiful, half sleeve tattoos, blonde hair, about 5 foot 7' with glasses, my dream girl. unfortunately, since she just graduated college in december and her family only moved her in august, we have had very limited opportunities to talk. so i go over wanting to show her chivalry isn't dead by offering to to shovel ( snowplow) for her. she is of course grateful, and then we start talking. turns out we actually have a lot in common, so naturally i ask her to come snowboarding with me tomorrow (today) ,and she says yes! now i'm happier then tom brady after the super bowl (too soon seattle?) and i finish snow blowing her families driveway and walkway and mine as well; put the snowblower away and go to work. now we are on to today, i am a distribution planner so i only work 3-4 days a week with 12 hours shifts and today is my day off. so i text my neighbor at 8 am asking if she's still down to go with me, she says yes, i say awesome, come over real quick and ill make some breakfast then we can go. she comes by, and all and we talk about the normal stuff people talk about, alcohol, sex and traffic patterns; we then hook up for a little bit, eat some banging ass french toast and then head out. this is where it all goes south reddit. i have a automatic garage door opener so all i should have to to is press a button for it to open. i press the button once, nothing happens, i press it again...nothing happens, mmm this is weird; so i try once last time, three seconds later i hear a pop. my fucking garage door breaks! we both get out my car confused as to what happened, looking at the hinges all dangling like a flaccid pornstars dick and then she begins to laugh hysterically and says the garage door is frozen shut. turns out that i left a majority of the snow from the previous mornings extra snow blowing activity on, and inside the snow blower and overnight the water slowly made its way to the garage door and froze, thus freezing my garage door to the cement floor. i had to pour hot water and pick at the ice for on it for 45 minutes just to get the door to open a little, and then spend the next hour trying to fix the situation. my neighbors daughter laughed and just went back home and said maybe another time. i didn't even get laid
tl; dr: tried to impress my hot neighbors daughter with my new snowblower, ended up freezing my garage door shut and not impressing her at all | Dataset: ctr4si/reddit_tifu/short/train | 9.5 | 78.312 | 651 | 49.737762 | 0.663366 | 0.399857 | 0.400419 | 0.325772 | 0.000134 | 1.110894 | -0.568788 | null | 0.434084 | -0.149365 | 0.094578 | null | 0.834503 | 0.176407 |
358 | 6,081 | alright, the actual fuck up wasn't the act its self but rather the process that i decided to go about in order to achieve this act. so two nights ago my town was hit with a pretty decent amount of snow and since i still had work on monday i got up at 5am to use my brand new snowblower for the first time. (asshole move on my part) so i go outside and i see my neighbors daughter shoveling her driveway, of course being the 24 year old single male, i decided to help her in her time of need . now, i have been wanting to take this girl out for a while, she is absolutely beautiful, half sleeve tattoos, blonde hair, about 5 foot 7' with glasses, my dream girl. unfortunately, since she just graduated college in december and her family only moved her in august, we have had very limited opportunities to talk. so i go over wanting to show her chivalry isn't dead by offering to to shovel ( snowplow) for her. she is of course grateful, and then we start talking. turns out we actually have a lot in common, so naturally i ask her to come snowboarding with me tomorrow (today) ,and she says yes! now i'm happier then tom brady after the super bowl (too soon seattle?) and i finish snow blowing her families driveway and walkway and mine as well; put the snowblower away and go to work. now we are on to today, i am a distribution planner so i only work 3-4 days a week with 12 hours shifts and today is my day off. so i text my neighbor at 8 am asking if she's still down to go with me, she says yes, i say awesome, come over real quick and ill make some breakfast then we can go. she comes by, and all and we talk about the normal stuff people talk about, alcohol, sex and traffic patterns; we then hook up for a little bit, eat some banging ass french toast and then head out. this is where it all goes south reddit. i have a automatic garage door opener so all i should have to to is press a button for it to open. i press the button once, nothing happens, i press it again...nothing happens, mmm this is weird; so i try once last time, three seconds later i hear a pop. my fucking garage door breaks! we both get out my car confused as to what happened, looking at the hinges all dangling like a flaccid pornstars dick and then she begins to laugh hysterically and says the garage door is frozen shut. turns out that i left a majority of the snow from the previous mornings extra snow blowing activity on, and inside the snow blower and overnight the water slowly made its way to the garage door and froze, thus freezing my garage door to the cement floor. i had to pour hot water and pick at the ice for on it for 45 minutes just to get the door to open a little, and then spend the next hour trying to fix the situation. my neighbors daughter laughed and just went back home and said maybe another time. i didn't even get laid
tl; dr: tried to impress my hot neighbors daughter with my new snowblower, ended up freezing my garage door shut and not impressing her at all | Dataset: ctr4si/reddit_tifu/short/train | 9.5 | 78.312 | 651 | 49.737762 | 0.663366 | 0.399857 | 0.400419 | 0.325772 | 0.000134 | 1.110894 | -0.514597 | null | -0.232501 | -0.117037 | 0.148769 | null | 0.167918 | 0.208735 |
359 | 6,081 | alright, the actual fuck up wasn't the act its self but rather the process that i decided to go about in order to achieve this act. so two nights ago my town was hit with a pretty decent amount of snow and since i still had work on monday i got up at 5am to use my brand new snowblower for the first time. (asshole move on my part) so i go outside and i see my neighbors daughter shoveling her driveway, of course being the 24 year old single male, i decided to help her in her time of need . now, i have been wanting to take this girl out for a while, she is absolutely beautiful, half sleeve tattoos, blonde hair, about 5 foot 7' with glasses, my dream girl. unfortunately, since she just graduated college in december and her family only moved her in august, we have had very limited opportunities to talk. so i go over wanting to show her chivalry isn't dead by offering to to shovel ( snowplow) for her. she is of course grateful, and then we start talking. turns out we actually have a lot in common, so naturally i ask her to come snowboarding with me tomorrow (today) ,and she says yes! now i'm happier then tom brady after the super bowl (too soon seattle?) and i finish snow blowing her families driveway and walkway and mine as well; put the snowblower away and go to work. now we are on to today, i am a distribution planner so i only work 3-4 days a week with 12 hours shifts and today is my day off. so i text my neighbor at 8 am asking if she's still down to go with me, she says yes, i say awesome, come over real quick and ill make some breakfast then we can go. she comes by, and all and we talk about the normal stuff people talk about, alcohol, sex and traffic patterns; we then hook up for a little bit, eat some banging ass french toast and then head out. this is where it all goes south reddit. i have a automatic garage door opener so all i should have to to is press a button for it to open. i press the button once, nothing happens, i press it again...nothing happens, mmm this is weird; so i try once last time, three seconds later i hear a pop. my fucking garage door breaks! we both get out my car confused as to what happened, looking at the hinges all dangling like a flaccid pornstars dick and then she begins to laugh hysterically and says the garage door is frozen shut. turns out that i left a majority of the snow from the previous mornings extra snow blowing activity on, and inside the snow blower and overnight the water slowly made its way to the garage door and froze, thus freezing my garage door to the cement floor. i had to pour hot water and pick at the ice for on it for 45 minutes just to get the door to open a little, and then spend the next hour trying to fix the situation. my neighbors daughter laughed and just went back home and said maybe another time. i didn't even get laid
tl; dr: tried to impress my hot neighbors daughter with my new snowblower, ended up freezing my garage door shut and not impressing her at all | Dataset: ctr4si/reddit_tifu/short/train | 9.5 | 78.312 | 651 | 49.737762 | 0.663366 | 0.399857 | 0.400419 | 0.325772 | 0.000134 | 1.110894 | null | 0.38791 | 0.359258 | 0.556569 | null | 0.787767 | 0.759677 | 0.882341 |
360 | 6,081 | alright, the actual fuck up wasn't the act its self but rather the process that i decided to go about in order to achieve this act. so two nights ago my town was hit with a pretty decent amount of snow and since i still had work on monday i got up at 5am to use my brand new snowblower for the first time. (asshole move on my part) so i go outside and i see my neighbors daughter shoveling her driveway, of course being the 24 year old single male, i decided to help her in her time of need . now, i have been wanting to take this girl out for a while, she is absolutely beautiful, half sleeve tattoos, blonde hair, about 5 foot 7' with glasses, my dream girl. unfortunately, since she just graduated college in december and her family only moved her in august, we have had very limited opportunities to talk. so i go over wanting to show her chivalry isn't dead by offering to to shovel ( snowplow) for her. she is of course grateful, and then we start talking. turns out we actually have a lot in common, so naturally i ask her to come snowboarding with me tomorrow (today) ,and she says yes! now i'm happier then tom brady after the super bowl (too soon seattle?) and i finish snow blowing her families driveway and walkway and mine as well; put the snowblower away and go to work. now we are on to today, i am a distribution planner so i only work 3-4 days a week with 12 hours shifts and today is my day off. so i text my neighbor at 8 am asking if she's still down to go with me, she says yes, i say awesome, come over real quick and ill make some breakfast then we can go. she comes by, and all and we talk about the normal stuff people talk about, alcohol, sex and traffic patterns; we then hook up for a little bit, eat some banging ass french toast and then head out. this is where it all goes south reddit. i have a automatic garage door opener so all i should have to to is press a button for it to open. i press the button once, nothing happens, i press it again...nothing happens, mmm this is weird; so i try once last time, three seconds later i hear a pop. my fucking garage door breaks! we both get out my car confused as to what happened, looking at the hinges all dangling like a flaccid pornstars dick and then she begins to laugh hysterically and says the garage door is frozen shut. turns out that i left a majority of the snow from the previous mornings extra snow blowing activity on, and inside the snow blower and overnight the water slowly made its way to the garage door and froze, thus freezing my garage door to the cement floor. i had to pour hot water and pick at the ice for on it for 45 minutes just to get the door to open a little, and then spend the next hour trying to fix the situation. my neighbors daughter laughed and just went back home and said maybe another time. i didn't even get laid
tl; dr: tried to impress my hot neighbors daughter with my new snowblower, ended up freezing my garage door shut and not impressing her at all | Dataset: ctr4si/reddit_tifu/short/train | 9.5 | 78.312 | 651 | 49.737762 | 0.663366 | 0.399857 | 0.400419 | 0.325772 | 0.000134 | 1.110894 | -0.570708 | 0.364908 | null | 0.537549 | 0.092658 | 0.764765 | null | 0.863321 |
361 | 6,081 | alright, the actual fuck up wasn't the act its self but rather the process that i decided to go about in order to achieve this act. so two nights ago my town was hit with a pretty decent amount of snow and since i still had work on monday i got up at 5am to use my brand new snowblower for the first time. (asshole move on my part) so i go outside and i see my neighbors daughter shoveling her driveway, of course being the 24 year old single male, i decided to help her in her time of need . now, i have been wanting to take this girl out for a while, she is absolutely beautiful, half sleeve tattoos, blonde hair, about 5 foot 7' with glasses, my dream girl. unfortunately, since she just graduated college in december and her family only moved her in august, we have had very limited opportunities to talk. so i go over wanting to show her chivalry isn't dead by offering to to shovel ( snowplow) for her. she is of course grateful, and then we start talking. turns out we actually have a lot in common, so naturally i ask her to come snowboarding with me tomorrow (today) ,and she says yes! now i'm happier then tom brady after the super bowl (too soon seattle?) and i finish snow blowing her families driveway and walkway and mine as well; put the snowblower away and go to work. now we are on to today, i am a distribution planner so i only work 3-4 days a week with 12 hours shifts and today is my day off. so i text my neighbor at 8 am asking if she's still down to go with me, she says yes, i say awesome, come over real quick and ill make some breakfast then we can go. she comes by, and all and we talk about the normal stuff people talk about, alcohol, sex and traffic patterns; we then hook up for a little bit, eat some banging ass french toast and then head out. this is where it all goes south reddit. i have a automatic garage door opener so all i should have to to is press a button for it to open. i press the button once, nothing happens, i press it again...nothing happens, mmm this is weird; so i try once last time, three seconds later i hear a pop. my fucking garage door breaks! we both get out my car confused as to what happened, looking at the hinges all dangling like a flaccid pornstars dick and then she begins to laugh hysterically and says the garage door is frozen shut. turns out that i left a majority of the snow from the previous mornings extra snow blowing activity on, and inside the snow blower and overnight the water slowly made its way to the garage door and froze, thus freezing my garage door to the cement floor. i had to pour hot water and pick at the ice for on it for 45 minutes just to get the door to open a little, and then spend the next hour trying to fix the situation. my neighbors daughter laughed and just went back home and said maybe another time. i didn't even get laid
tl; dr: tried to impress my hot neighbors daughter with my new snowblower, ended up freezing my garage door shut and not impressing her at all | Dataset: ctr4si/reddit_tifu/short/train | 9.5 | 78.312 | 651 | 49.737762 | 0.663366 | 0.399857 | 0.400419 | 0.325772 | 0.000134 | 1.110894 | -0.256853 | 0.296337 | null | 0.256755 | 0.406513 | 0.696193 | null | 0.582527 |
362 | 6,081 | alright, the actual fuck up wasn't the act its self but rather the process that i decided to go about in order to achieve this act. so two nights ago my town was hit with a pretty decent amount of snow and since i still had work on monday i got up at 5am to use my brand new snowblower for the first time. (asshole move on my part) so i go outside and i see my neighbors daughter shoveling her driveway, of course being the 24 year old single male, i decided to help her in her time of need . now, i have been wanting to take this girl out for a while, she is absolutely beautiful, half sleeve tattoos, blonde hair, about 5 foot 7' with glasses, my dream girl. unfortunately, since she just graduated college in december and her family only moved her in august, we have had very limited opportunities to talk. so i go over wanting to show her chivalry isn't dead by offering to to shovel ( snowplow) for her. she is of course grateful, and then we start talking. turns out we actually have a lot in common, so naturally i ask her to come snowboarding with me tomorrow (today) ,and she says yes! now i'm happier then tom brady after the super bowl (too soon seattle?) and i finish snow blowing her families driveway and walkway and mine as well; put the snowblower away and go to work. now we are on to today, i am a distribution planner so i only work 3-4 days a week with 12 hours shifts and today is my day off. so i text my neighbor at 8 am asking if she's still down to go with me, she says yes, i say awesome, come over real quick and ill make some breakfast then we can go. she comes by, and all and we talk about the normal stuff people talk about, alcohol, sex and traffic patterns; we then hook up for a little bit, eat some banging ass french toast and then head out. this is where it all goes south reddit. i have a automatic garage door opener so all i should have to to is press a button for it to open. i press the button once, nothing happens, i press it again...nothing happens, mmm this is weird; so i try once last time, three seconds later i hear a pop. my fucking garage door breaks! we both get out my car confused as to what happened, looking at the hinges all dangling like a flaccid pornstars dick and then she begins to laugh hysterically and says the garage door is frozen shut. turns out that i left a majority of the snow from the previous mornings extra snow blowing activity on, and inside the snow blower and overnight the water slowly made its way to the garage door and froze, thus freezing my garage door to the cement floor. i had to pour hot water and pick at the ice for on it for 45 minutes just to get the door to open a little, and then spend the next hour trying to fix the situation. my neighbors daughter laughed and just went back home and said maybe another time. i didn't even get laid
tl; dr: tried to impress my hot neighbors daughter with my new snowblower, ended up freezing my garage door shut and not impressing her at all | Dataset: ctr4si/reddit_tifu/short/train | 9.5 | 78.312 | 651 | 49.737762 | 0.663366 | 0.399857 | 0.400419 | 0.325772 | 0.000134 | 1.110894 | 0.15101 | 0.302997 | null | 0.234454 | 0.814376 | 0.702853 | null | 0.560226 |
363 | 6,081 | alright, the actual fuck up wasn't the act its self but rather the process that i decided to go about in order to achieve this act. so two nights ago my town was hit with a pretty decent amount of snow and since i still had work on monday i got up at 5am to use my brand new snowblower for the first time. (asshole move on my part) so i go outside and i see my neighbors daughter shoveling her driveway, of course being the 24 year old single male, i decided to help her in her time of need . now, i have been wanting to take this girl out for a while, she is absolutely beautiful, half sleeve tattoos, blonde hair, about 5 foot 7' with glasses, my dream girl. unfortunately, since she just graduated college in december and her family only moved her in august, we have had very limited opportunities to talk. so i go over wanting to show her chivalry isn't dead by offering to to shovel ( snowplow) for her. she is of course grateful, and then we start talking. turns out we actually have a lot in common, so naturally i ask her to come snowboarding with me tomorrow (today) ,and she says yes! now i'm happier then tom brady after the super bowl (too soon seattle?) and i finish snow blowing her families driveway and walkway and mine as well; put the snowblower away and go to work. now we are on to today, i am a distribution planner so i only work 3-4 days a week with 12 hours shifts and today is my day off. so i text my neighbor at 8 am asking if she's still down to go with me, she says yes, i say awesome, come over real quick and ill make some breakfast then we can go. she comes by, and all and we talk about the normal stuff people talk about, alcohol, sex and traffic patterns; we then hook up for a little bit, eat some banging ass french toast and then head out. this is where it all goes south reddit. i have a automatic garage door opener so all i should have to to is press a button for it to open. i press the button once, nothing happens, i press it again...nothing happens, mmm this is weird; so i try once last time, three seconds later i hear a pop. my fucking garage door breaks! we both get out my car confused as to what happened, looking at the hinges all dangling like a flaccid pornstars dick and then she begins to laugh hysterically and says the garage door is frozen shut. turns out that i left a majority of the snow from the previous mornings extra snow blowing activity on, and inside the snow blower and overnight the water slowly made its way to the garage door and froze, thus freezing my garage door to the cement floor. i had to pour hot water and pick at the ice for on it for 45 minutes just to get the door to open a little, and then spend the next hour trying to fix the situation. my neighbors daughter laughed and just went back home and said maybe another time. i didn't even get laid
tl; dr: tried to impress my hot neighbors daughter with my new snowblower, ended up freezing my garage door shut and not impressing her at all | Dataset: ctr4si/reddit_tifu/short/train | 9.5 | 78.312 | 651 | 49.737762 | 0.663366 | 0.399857 | 0.400419 | 0.325772 | 0.000134 | 1.110894 | -0.238479 | null | 0.460333 | 0.431477 | 0.424888 | null | 0.860753 | 0.757249 |
364 | 6,081 | alright, the actual fuck up wasn't the act its self but rather the process that i decided to go about in order to achieve this act. so two nights ago my town was hit with a pretty decent amount of snow and since i still had work on monday i got up at 5am to use my brand new snowblower for the first time. (asshole move on my part) so i go outside and i see my neighbors daughter shoveling her driveway, of course being the 24 year old single male, i decided to help her in her time of need . now, i have been wanting to take this girl out for a while, she is absolutely beautiful, half sleeve tattoos, blonde hair, about 5 foot 7' with glasses, my dream girl. unfortunately, since she just graduated college in december and her family only moved her in august, we have had very limited opportunities to talk. so i go over wanting to show her chivalry isn't dead by offering to to shovel ( snowplow) for her. she is of course grateful, and then we start talking. turns out we actually have a lot in common, so naturally i ask her to come snowboarding with me tomorrow (today) ,and she says yes! now i'm happier then tom brady after the super bowl (too soon seattle?) and i finish snow blowing her families driveway and walkway and mine as well; put the snowblower away and go to work. now we are on to today, i am a distribution planner so i only work 3-4 days a week with 12 hours shifts and today is my day off. so i text my neighbor at 8 am asking if she's still down to go with me, she says yes, i say awesome, come over real quick and ill make some breakfast then we can go. she comes by, and all and we talk about the normal stuff people talk about, alcohol, sex and traffic patterns; we then hook up for a little bit, eat some banging ass french toast and then head out. this is where it all goes south reddit. i have a automatic garage door opener so all i should have to to is press a button for it to open. i press the button once, nothing happens, i press it again...nothing happens, mmm this is weird; so i try once last time, three seconds later i hear a pop. my fucking garage door breaks! we both get out my car confused as to what happened, looking at the hinges all dangling like a flaccid pornstars dick and then she begins to laugh hysterically and says the garage door is frozen shut. turns out that i left a majority of the snow from the previous mornings extra snow blowing activity on, and inside the snow blower and overnight the water slowly made its way to the garage door and froze, thus freezing my garage door to the cement floor. i had to pour hot water and pick at the ice for on it for 45 minutes just to get the door to open a little, and then spend the next hour trying to fix the situation. my neighbors daughter laughed and just went back home and said maybe another time. i didn't even get laid
tl; dr: tried to impress my hot neighbors daughter with my new snowblower, ended up freezing my garage door shut and not impressing her at all | Dataset: ctr4si/reddit_tifu/short/train | 9.5 | 78.312 | 651 | 49.737762 | 0.663366 | 0.399857 | 0.400419 | 0.325772 | 0.000134 | 1.110894 | null | 0.456403 | 0.249072 | 0.411353 | null | 0.856259 | 0.649491 | 0.737125 |
365 | 6,081 | alright, the actual fuck up wasn't the act its self but rather the process that i decided to go about in order to achieve this act. so two nights ago my town was hit with a pretty decent amount of snow and since i still had work on monday i got up at 5am to use my brand new snowblower for the first time. (asshole move on my part) so i go outside and i see my neighbors daughter shoveling her driveway, of course being the 24 year old single male, i decided to help her in her time of need . now, i have been wanting to take this girl out for a while, she is absolutely beautiful, half sleeve tattoos, blonde hair, about 5 foot 7' with glasses, my dream girl. unfortunately, since she just graduated college in december and her family only moved her in august, we have had very limited opportunities to talk. so i go over wanting to show her chivalry isn't dead by offering to to shovel ( snowplow) for her. she is of course grateful, and then we start talking. turns out we actually have a lot in common, so naturally i ask her to come snowboarding with me tomorrow (today) ,and she says yes! now i'm happier then tom brady after the super bowl (too soon seattle?) and i finish snow blowing her families driveway and walkway and mine as well; put the snowblower away and go to work. now we are on to today, i am a distribution planner so i only work 3-4 days a week with 12 hours shifts and today is my day off. so i text my neighbor at 8 am asking if she's still down to go with me, she says yes, i say awesome, come over real quick and ill make some breakfast then we can go. she comes by, and all and we talk about the normal stuff people talk about, alcohol, sex and traffic patterns; we then hook up for a little bit, eat some banging ass french toast and then head out. this is where it all goes south reddit. i have a automatic garage door opener so all i should have to to is press a button for it to open. i press the button once, nothing happens, i press it again...nothing happens, mmm this is weird; so i try once last time, three seconds later i hear a pop. my fucking garage door breaks! we both get out my car confused as to what happened, looking at the hinges all dangling like a flaccid pornstars dick and then she begins to laugh hysterically and says the garage door is frozen shut. turns out that i left a majority of the snow from the previous mornings extra snow blowing activity on, and inside the snow blower and overnight the water slowly made its way to the garage door and froze, thus freezing my garage door to the cement floor. i had to pour hot water and pick at the ice for on it for 45 minutes just to get the door to open a little, and then spend the next hour trying to fix the situation. my neighbors daughter laughed and just went back home and said maybe another time. i didn't even get laid
tl; dr: tried to impress my hot neighbors daughter with my new snowblower, ended up freezing my garage door shut and not impressing her at all | Dataset: ctr4si/reddit_tifu/short/train | 9.5 | 78.312 | 651 | 49.737762 | 0.663366 | 0.399857 | 0.400419 | 0.325772 | 0.000134 | 1.110894 | 0.27768 | 0.295478 | 0.459426 | null | 0.941047 | 0.695334 | 0.859846 | null |
366 | 6,081 | alright, the actual fuck up wasn't the act its self but rather the process that i decided to go about in order to achieve this act. so two nights ago my town was hit with a pretty decent amount of snow and since i still had work on monday i got up at 5am to use my brand new snowblower for the first time. (asshole move on my part) so i go outside and i see my neighbors daughter shoveling her driveway, of course being the 24 year old single male, i decided to help her in her time of need . now, i have been wanting to take this girl out for a while, she is absolutely beautiful, half sleeve tattoos, blonde hair, about 5 foot 7' with glasses, my dream girl. unfortunately, since she just graduated college in december and her family only moved her in august, we have had very limited opportunities to talk. so i go over wanting to show her chivalry isn't dead by offering to to shovel ( snowplow) for her. she is of course grateful, and then we start talking. turns out we actually have a lot in common, so naturally i ask her to come snowboarding with me tomorrow (today) ,and she says yes! now i'm happier then tom brady after the super bowl (too soon seattle?) and i finish snow blowing her families driveway and walkway and mine as well; put the snowblower away and go to work. now we are on to today, i am a distribution planner so i only work 3-4 days a week with 12 hours shifts and today is my day off. so i text my neighbor at 8 am asking if she's still down to go with me, she says yes, i say awesome, come over real quick and ill make some breakfast then we can go. she comes by, and all and we talk about the normal stuff people talk about, alcohol, sex and traffic patterns; we then hook up for a little bit, eat some banging ass french toast and then head out. this is where it all goes south reddit. i have a automatic garage door opener so all i should have to to is press a button for it to open. i press the button once, nothing happens, i press it again...nothing happens, mmm this is weird; so i try once last time, three seconds later i hear a pop. my fucking garage door breaks! we both get out my car confused as to what happened, looking at the hinges all dangling like a flaccid pornstars dick and then she begins to laugh hysterically and says the garage door is frozen shut. turns out that i left a majority of the snow from the previous mornings extra snow blowing activity on, and inside the snow blower and overnight the water slowly made its way to the garage door and froze, thus freezing my garage door to the cement floor. i had to pour hot water and pick at the ice for on it for 45 minutes just to get the door to open a little, and then spend the next hour trying to fix the situation. my neighbors daughter laughed and just went back home and said maybe another time. i didn't even get laid
tl; dr: tried to impress my hot neighbors daughter with my new snowblower, ended up freezing my garage door shut and not impressing her at all | Dataset: ctr4si/reddit_tifu/short/train | 9.5 | 78.312 | 651 | 49.737762 | 0.663366 | 0.399857 | 0.400419 | 0.325772 | 0.000134 | 1.110894 | -0.221817 | -0.206386 | null | 0.648422 | 0.441549 | 0.193471 | null | 0.974194 |
367 | 6,081 | alright, the actual fuck up wasn't the act its self but rather the process that i decided to go about in order to achieve this act. so two nights ago my town was hit with a pretty decent amount of snow and since i still had work on monday i got up at 5am to use my brand new snowblower for the first time. (asshole move on my part) so i go outside and i see my neighbors daughter shoveling her driveway, of course being the 24 year old single male, i decided to help her in her time of need . now, i have been wanting to take this girl out for a while, she is absolutely beautiful, half sleeve tattoos, blonde hair, about 5 foot 7' with glasses, my dream girl. unfortunately, since she just graduated college in december and her family only moved her in august, we have had very limited opportunities to talk. so i go over wanting to show her chivalry isn't dead by offering to to shovel ( snowplow) for her. she is of course grateful, and then we start talking. turns out we actually have a lot in common, so naturally i ask her to come snowboarding with me tomorrow (today) ,and she says yes! now i'm happier then tom brady after the super bowl (too soon seattle?) and i finish snow blowing her families driveway and walkway and mine as well; put the snowblower away and go to work. now we are on to today, i am a distribution planner so i only work 3-4 days a week with 12 hours shifts and today is my day off. so i text my neighbor at 8 am asking if she's still down to go with me, she says yes, i say awesome, come over real quick and ill make some breakfast then we can go. she comes by, and all and we talk about the normal stuff people talk about, alcohol, sex and traffic patterns; we then hook up for a little bit, eat some banging ass french toast and then head out. this is where it all goes south reddit. i have a automatic garage door opener so all i should have to to is press a button for it to open. i press the button once, nothing happens, i press it again...nothing happens, mmm this is weird; so i try once last time, three seconds later i hear a pop. my fucking garage door breaks! we both get out my car confused as to what happened, looking at the hinges all dangling like a flaccid pornstars dick and then she begins to laugh hysterically and says the garage door is frozen shut. turns out that i left a majority of the snow from the previous mornings extra snow blowing activity on, and inside the snow blower and overnight the water slowly made its way to the garage door and froze, thus freezing my garage door to the cement floor. i had to pour hot water and pick at the ice for on it for 45 minutes just to get the door to open a little, and then spend the next hour trying to fix the situation. my neighbors daughter laughed and just went back home and said maybe another time. i didn't even get laid
tl; dr: tried to impress my hot neighbors daughter with my new snowblower, ended up freezing my garage door shut and not impressing her at all | Dataset: ctr4si/reddit_tifu/short/train | 9.5 | 78.312 | 651 | 49.737762 | 0.663366 | 0.399857 | 0.400419 | 0.325772 | 0.000134 | 1.110894 | -0.137154 | null | 0.545946 | 0.343438 | 0.526212 | null | 0.946365 | 0.669209 |
368 | 6,081 | alright, the actual fuck up wasn't the act its self but rather the process that i decided to go about in order to achieve this act. so two nights ago my town was hit with a pretty decent amount of snow and since i still had work on monday i got up at 5am to use my brand new snowblower for the first time. (asshole move on my part) so i go outside and i see my neighbors daughter shoveling her driveway, of course being the 24 year old single male, i decided to help her in her time of need . now, i have been wanting to take this girl out for a while, she is absolutely beautiful, half sleeve tattoos, blonde hair, about 5 foot 7' with glasses, my dream girl. unfortunately, since she just graduated college in december and her family only moved her in august, we have had very limited opportunities to talk. so i go over wanting to show her chivalry isn't dead by offering to to shovel ( snowplow) for her. she is of course grateful, and then we start talking. turns out we actually have a lot in common, so naturally i ask her to come snowboarding with me tomorrow (today) ,and she says yes! now i'm happier then tom brady after the super bowl (too soon seattle?) and i finish snow blowing her families driveway and walkway and mine as well; put the snowblower away and go to work. now we are on to today, i am a distribution planner so i only work 3-4 days a week with 12 hours shifts and today is my day off. so i text my neighbor at 8 am asking if she's still down to go with me, she says yes, i say awesome, come over real quick and ill make some breakfast then we can go. she comes by, and all and we talk about the normal stuff people talk about, alcohol, sex and traffic patterns; we then hook up for a little bit, eat some banging ass french toast and then head out. this is where it all goes south reddit. i have a automatic garage door opener so all i should have to to is press a button for it to open. i press the button once, nothing happens, i press it again...nothing happens, mmm this is weird; so i try once last time, three seconds later i hear a pop. my fucking garage door breaks! we both get out my car confused as to what happened, looking at the hinges all dangling like a flaccid pornstars dick and then she begins to laugh hysterically and says the garage door is frozen shut. turns out that i left a majority of the snow from the previous mornings extra snow blowing activity on, and inside the snow blower and overnight the water slowly made its way to the garage door and froze, thus freezing my garage door to the cement floor. i had to pour hot water and pick at the ice for on it for 45 minutes just to get the door to open a little, and then spend the next hour trying to fix the situation. my neighbors daughter laughed and just went back home and said maybe another time. i didn't even get laid
tl; dr: tried to impress my hot neighbors daughter with my new snowblower, ended up freezing my garage door shut and not impressing her at all | Dataset: ctr4si/reddit_tifu/short/train | 9.5 | 78.312 | 651 | 49.737762 | 0.663366 | 0.399857 | 0.400419 | 0.325772 | 0.000134 | 1.110894 | -0.2425 | 0.407592 | 0.369713 | null | 0.420866 | 0.807449 | 0.770132 | null |
369 | 6,081 | alright, the actual fuck up wasn't the act its self but rather the process that i decided to go about in order to achieve this act. so two nights ago my town was hit with a pretty decent amount of snow and since i still had work on monday i got up at 5am to use my brand new snowblower for the first time. (asshole move on my part) so i go outside and i see my neighbors daughter shoveling her driveway, of course being the 24 year old single male, i decided to help her in her time of need . now, i have been wanting to take this girl out for a while, she is absolutely beautiful, half sleeve tattoos, blonde hair, about 5 foot 7' with glasses, my dream girl. unfortunately, since she just graduated college in december and her family only moved her in august, we have had very limited opportunities to talk. so i go over wanting to show her chivalry isn't dead by offering to to shovel ( snowplow) for her. she is of course grateful, and then we start talking. turns out we actually have a lot in common, so naturally i ask her to come snowboarding with me tomorrow (today) ,and she says yes! now i'm happier then tom brady after the super bowl (too soon seattle?) and i finish snow blowing her families driveway and walkway and mine as well; put the snowblower away and go to work. now we are on to today, i am a distribution planner so i only work 3-4 days a week with 12 hours shifts and today is my day off. so i text my neighbor at 8 am asking if she's still down to go with me, she says yes, i say awesome, come over real quick and ill make some breakfast then we can go. she comes by, and all and we talk about the normal stuff people talk about, alcohol, sex and traffic patterns; we then hook up for a little bit, eat some banging ass french toast and then head out. this is where it all goes south reddit. i have a automatic garage door opener so all i should have to to is press a button for it to open. i press the button once, nothing happens, i press it again...nothing happens, mmm this is weird; so i try once last time, three seconds later i hear a pop. my fucking garage door breaks! we both get out my car confused as to what happened, looking at the hinges all dangling like a flaccid pornstars dick and then she begins to laugh hysterically and says the garage door is frozen shut. turns out that i left a majority of the snow from the previous mornings extra snow blowing activity on, and inside the snow blower and overnight the water slowly made its way to the garage door and froze, thus freezing my garage door to the cement floor. i had to pour hot water and pick at the ice for on it for 45 minutes just to get the door to open a little, and then spend the next hour trying to fix the situation. my neighbors daughter laughed and just went back home and said maybe another time. i didn't even get laid
tl; dr: tried to impress my hot neighbors daughter with my new snowblower, ended up freezing my garage door shut and not impressing her at all | Dataset: ctr4si/reddit_tifu/short/train | 9.5 | 78.312 | 651 | 49.737762 | 0.663366 | 0.399857 | 0.400419 | 0.325772 | 0.000134 | 1.110894 | -0.28632 | null | 0.10216 | 0.288063 | 0.377047 | null | 0.50258 | 0.613835 |
370 | 6,081 | alright, the actual fuck up wasn't the act its self but rather the process that i decided to go about in order to achieve this act. so two nights ago my town was hit with a pretty decent amount of snow and since i still had work on monday i got up at 5am to use my brand new snowblower for the first time. (asshole move on my part) so i go outside and i see my neighbors daughter shoveling her driveway, of course being the 24 year old single male, i decided to help her in her time of need . now, i have been wanting to take this girl out for a while, she is absolutely beautiful, half sleeve tattoos, blonde hair, about 5 foot 7' with glasses, my dream girl. unfortunately, since she just graduated college in december and her family only moved her in august, we have had very limited opportunities to talk. so i go over wanting to show her chivalry isn't dead by offering to to shovel ( snowplow) for her. she is of course grateful, and then we start talking. turns out we actually have a lot in common, so naturally i ask her to come snowboarding with me tomorrow (today) ,and she says yes! now i'm happier then tom brady after the super bowl (too soon seattle?) and i finish snow blowing her families driveway and walkway and mine as well; put the snowblower away and go to work. now we are on to today, i am a distribution planner so i only work 3-4 days a week with 12 hours shifts and today is my day off. so i text my neighbor at 8 am asking if she's still down to go with me, she says yes, i say awesome, come over real quick and ill make some breakfast then we can go. she comes by, and all and we talk about the normal stuff people talk about, alcohol, sex and traffic patterns; we then hook up for a little bit, eat some banging ass french toast and then head out. this is where it all goes south reddit. i have a automatic garage door opener so all i should have to to is press a button for it to open. i press the button once, nothing happens, i press it again...nothing happens, mmm this is weird; so i try once last time, three seconds later i hear a pop. my fucking garage door breaks! we both get out my car confused as to what happened, looking at the hinges all dangling like a flaccid pornstars dick and then she begins to laugh hysterically and says the garage door is frozen shut. turns out that i left a majority of the snow from the previous mornings extra snow blowing activity on, and inside the snow blower and overnight the water slowly made its way to the garage door and froze, thus freezing my garage door to the cement floor. i had to pour hot water and pick at the ice for on it for 45 minutes just to get the door to open a little, and then spend the next hour trying to fix the situation. my neighbors daughter laughed and just went back home and said maybe another time. i didn't even get laid
tl; dr: tried to impress my hot neighbors daughter with my new snowblower, ended up freezing my garage door shut and not impressing her at all | Dataset: ctr4si/reddit_tifu/short/train | 9.5 | 78.312 | 651 | 49.737762 | 0.663366 | 0.399857 | 0.400419 | 0.325772 | 0.000134 | 1.110894 | -0.33288 | -0.24038 | 0.129474 | null | 0.330486 | 0.159476 | 0.529893 | null |
371 | 6,081 | alright, the actual fuck up wasn't the act its self but rather the process that i decided to go about in order to achieve this act. so two nights ago my town was hit with a pretty decent amount of snow and since i still had work on monday i got up at 5am to use my brand new snowblower for the first time. (asshole move on my part) so i go outside and i see my neighbors daughter shoveling her driveway, of course being the 24 year old single male, i decided to help her in her time of need . now, i have been wanting to take this girl out for a while, she is absolutely beautiful, half sleeve tattoos, blonde hair, about 5 foot 7' with glasses, my dream girl. unfortunately, since she just graduated college in december and her family only moved her in august, we have had very limited opportunities to talk. so i go over wanting to show her chivalry isn't dead by offering to to shovel ( snowplow) for her. she is of course grateful, and then we start talking. turns out we actually have a lot in common, so naturally i ask her to come snowboarding with me tomorrow (today) ,and she says yes! now i'm happier then tom brady after the super bowl (too soon seattle?) and i finish snow blowing her families driveway and walkway and mine as well; put the snowblower away and go to work. now we are on to today, i am a distribution planner so i only work 3-4 days a week with 12 hours shifts and today is my day off. so i text my neighbor at 8 am asking if she's still down to go with me, she says yes, i say awesome, come over real quick and ill make some breakfast then we can go. she comes by, and all and we talk about the normal stuff people talk about, alcohol, sex and traffic patterns; we then hook up for a little bit, eat some banging ass french toast and then head out. this is where it all goes south reddit. i have a automatic garage door opener so all i should have to to is press a button for it to open. i press the button once, nothing happens, i press it again...nothing happens, mmm this is weird; so i try once last time, three seconds later i hear a pop. my fucking garage door breaks! we both get out my car confused as to what happened, looking at the hinges all dangling like a flaccid pornstars dick and then she begins to laugh hysterically and says the garage door is frozen shut. turns out that i left a majority of the snow from the previous mornings extra snow blowing activity on, and inside the snow blower and overnight the water slowly made its way to the garage door and froze, thus freezing my garage door to the cement floor. i had to pour hot water and pick at the ice for on it for 45 minutes just to get the door to open a little, and then spend the next hour trying to fix the situation. my neighbors daughter laughed and just went back home and said maybe another time. i didn't even get laid
tl; dr: tried to impress my hot neighbors daughter with my new snowblower, ended up freezing my garage door shut and not impressing her at all | Dataset: ctr4si/reddit_tifu/short/train | 9.5 | 78.312 | 651 | 49.737762 | 0.663366 | 0.399857 | 0.400419 | 0.325772 | 0.000134 | 1.110894 | -0.202738 | 0.483067 | null | 0.162543 | 0.460629 | 0.882924 | null | 0.488315 |
372 | 6,081 | alright, the actual fuck up wasn't the act its self but rather the process that i decided to go about in order to achieve this act. so two nights ago my town was hit with a pretty decent amount of snow and since i still had work on monday i got up at 5am to use my brand new snowblower for the first time. (asshole move on my part) so i go outside and i see my neighbors daughter shoveling her driveway, of course being the 24 year old single male, i decided to help her in her time of need . now, i have been wanting to take this girl out for a while, she is absolutely beautiful, half sleeve tattoos, blonde hair, about 5 foot 7' with glasses, my dream girl. unfortunately, since she just graduated college in december and her family only moved her in august, we have had very limited opportunities to talk. so i go over wanting to show her chivalry isn't dead by offering to to shovel ( snowplow) for her. she is of course grateful, and then we start talking. turns out we actually have a lot in common, so naturally i ask her to come snowboarding with me tomorrow (today) ,and she says yes! now i'm happier then tom brady after the super bowl (too soon seattle?) and i finish snow blowing her families driveway and walkway and mine as well; put the snowblower away and go to work. now we are on to today, i am a distribution planner so i only work 3-4 days a week with 12 hours shifts and today is my day off. so i text my neighbor at 8 am asking if she's still down to go with me, she says yes, i say awesome, come over real quick and ill make some breakfast then we can go. she comes by, and all and we talk about the normal stuff people talk about, alcohol, sex and traffic patterns; we then hook up for a little bit, eat some banging ass french toast and then head out. this is where it all goes south reddit. i have a automatic garage door opener so all i should have to to is press a button for it to open. i press the button once, nothing happens, i press it again...nothing happens, mmm this is weird; so i try once last time, three seconds later i hear a pop. my fucking garage door breaks! we both get out my car confused as to what happened, looking at the hinges all dangling like a flaccid pornstars dick and then she begins to laugh hysterically and says the garage door is frozen shut. turns out that i left a majority of the snow from the previous mornings extra snow blowing activity on, and inside the snow blower and overnight the water slowly made its way to the garage door and froze, thus freezing my garage door to the cement floor. i had to pour hot water and pick at the ice for on it for 45 minutes just to get the door to open a little, and then spend the next hour trying to fix the situation. my neighbors daughter laughed and just went back home and said maybe another time. i didn't even get laid
tl; dr: tried to impress my hot neighbors daughter with my new snowblower, ended up freezing my garage door shut and not impressing her at all | Dataset: ctr4si/reddit_tifu/short/train | 9.5 | 78.312 | 651 | 49.737762 | 0.663366 | 0.399857 | 0.400419 | 0.325772 | 0.000134 | 1.110894 | -0.593709 | null | 0.235973 | -0.160126 | 0.069657 | null | 0.636392 | 0.165646 |
373 | 6,081 | alright, the actual fuck up wasn't the act its self but rather the process that i decided to go about in order to achieve this act. so two nights ago my town was hit with a pretty decent amount of snow and since i still had work on monday i got up at 5am to use my brand new snowblower for the first time. (asshole move on my part) so i go outside and i see my neighbors daughter shoveling her driveway, of course being the 24 year old single male, i decided to help her in her time of need . now, i have been wanting to take this girl out for a while, she is absolutely beautiful, half sleeve tattoos, blonde hair, about 5 foot 7' with glasses, my dream girl. unfortunately, since she just graduated college in december and her family only moved her in august, we have had very limited opportunities to talk. so i go over wanting to show her chivalry isn't dead by offering to to shovel ( snowplow) for her. she is of course grateful, and then we start talking. turns out we actually have a lot in common, so naturally i ask her to come snowboarding with me tomorrow (today) ,and she says yes! now i'm happier then tom brady after the super bowl (too soon seattle?) and i finish snow blowing her families driveway and walkway and mine as well; put the snowblower away and go to work. now we are on to today, i am a distribution planner so i only work 3-4 days a week with 12 hours shifts and today is my day off. so i text my neighbor at 8 am asking if she's still down to go with me, she says yes, i say awesome, come over real quick and ill make some breakfast then we can go. she comes by, and all and we talk about the normal stuff people talk about, alcohol, sex and traffic patterns; we then hook up for a little bit, eat some banging ass french toast and then head out. this is where it all goes south reddit. i have a automatic garage door opener so all i should have to to is press a button for it to open. i press the button once, nothing happens, i press it again...nothing happens, mmm this is weird; so i try once last time, three seconds later i hear a pop. my fucking garage door breaks! we both get out my car confused as to what happened, looking at the hinges all dangling like a flaccid pornstars dick and then she begins to laugh hysterically and says the garage door is frozen shut. turns out that i left a majority of the snow from the previous mornings extra snow blowing activity on, and inside the snow blower and overnight the water slowly made its way to the garage door and froze, thus freezing my garage door to the cement floor. i had to pour hot water and pick at the ice for on it for 45 minutes just to get the door to open a little, and then spend the next hour trying to fix the situation. my neighbors daughter laughed and just went back home and said maybe another time. i didn't even get laid
tl; dr: tried to impress my hot neighbors daughter with my new snowblower, ended up freezing my garage door shut and not impressing her at all | Dataset: ctr4si/reddit_tifu/short/train | 9.5 | 78.312 | 651 | 49.737762 | 0.663366 | 0.399857 | 0.400419 | 0.325772 | 0.000134 | 1.110894 | -0.228188 | -0.214577 | 0.47872 | null | 0.435178 | 0.185279 | 0.879139 | null |
374 | 6,081 | alright, the actual fuck up wasn't the act its self but rather the process that i decided to go about in order to achieve this act. so two nights ago my town was hit with a pretty decent amount of snow and since i still had work on monday i got up at 5am to use my brand new snowblower for the first time. (asshole move on my part) so i go outside and i see my neighbors daughter shoveling her driveway, of course being the 24 year old single male, i decided to help her in her time of need . now, i have been wanting to take this girl out for a while, she is absolutely beautiful, half sleeve tattoos, blonde hair, about 5 foot 7' with glasses, my dream girl. unfortunately, since she just graduated college in december and her family only moved her in august, we have had very limited opportunities to talk. so i go over wanting to show her chivalry isn't dead by offering to to shovel ( snowplow) for her. she is of course grateful, and then we start talking. turns out we actually have a lot in common, so naturally i ask her to come snowboarding with me tomorrow (today) ,and she says yes! now i'm happier then tom brady after the super bowl (too soon seattle?) and i finish snow blowing her families driveway and walkway and mine as well; put the snowblower away and go to work. now we are on to today, i am a distribution planner so i only work 3-4 days a week with 12 hours shifts and today is my day off. so i text my neighbor at 8 am asking if she's still down to go with me, she says yes, i say awesome, come over real quick and ill make some breakfast then we can go. she comes by, and all and we talk about the normal stuff people talk about, alcohol, sex and traffic patterns; we then hook up for a little bit, eat some banging ass french toast and then head out. this is where it all goes south reddit. i have a automatic garage door opener so all i should have to to is press a button for it to open. i press the button once, nothing happens, i press it again...nothing happens, mmm this is weird; so i try once last time, three seconds later i hear a pop. my fucking garage door breaks! we both get out my car confused as to what happened, looking at the hinges all dangling like a flaccid pornstars dick and then she begins to laugh hysterically and says the garage door is frozen shut. turns out that i left a majority of the snow from the previous mornings extra snow blowing activity on, and inside the snow blower and overnight the water slowly made its way to the garage door and froze, thus freezing my garage door to the cement floor. i had to pour hot water and pick at the ice for on it for 45 minutes just to get the door to open a little, and then spend the next hour trying to fix the situation. my neighbors daughter laughed and just went back home and said maybe another time. i didn't even get laid
tl; dr: tried to impress my hot neighbors daughter with my new snowblower, ended up freezing my garage door shut and not impressing her at all | Dataset: ctr4si/reddit_tifu/short/train | 9.5 | 78.312 | 651 | 49.737762 | 0.663366 | 0.399857 | 0.400419 | 0.325772 | 0.000134 | 1.110894 | -0.466926 | null | -0.126148 | -0.236582 | 0.196441 | null | 0.274271 | 0.08919 |
375 | 6,081 | alright, the actual fuck up wasn't the act its self but rather the process that i decided to go about in order to achieve this act. so two nights ago my town was hit with a pretty decent amount of snow and since i still had work on monday i got up at 5am to use my brand new snowblower for the first time. (asshole move on my part) so i go outside and i see my neighbors daughter shoveling her driveway, of course being the 24 year old single male, i decided to help her in her time of need . now, i have been wanting to take this girl out for a while, she is absolutely beautiful, half sleeve tattoos, blonde hair, about 5 foot 7' with glasses, my dream girl. unfortunately, since she just graduated college in december and her family only moved her in august, we have had very limited opportunities to talk. so i go over wanting to show her chivalry isn't dead by offering to to shovel ( snowplow) for her. she is of course grateful, and then we start talking. turns out we actually have a lot in common, so naturally i ask her to come snowboarding with me tomorrow (today) ,and she says yes! now i'm happier then tom brady after the super bowl (too soon seattle?) and i finish snow blowing her families driveway and walkway and mine as well; put the snowblower away and go to work. now we are on to today, i am a distribution planner so i only work 3-4 days a week with 12 hours shifts and today is my day off. so i text my neighbor at 8 am asking if she's still down to go with me, she says yes, i say awesome, come over real quick and ill make some breakfast then we can go. she comes by, and all and we talk about the normal stuff people talk about, alcohol, sex and traffic patterns; we then hook up for a little bit, eat some banging ass french toast and then head out. this is where it all goes south reddit. i have a automatic garage door opener so all i should have to to is press a button for it to open. i press the button once, nothing happens, i press it again...nothing happens, mmm this is weird; so i try once last time, three seconds later i hear a pop. my fucking garage door breaks! we both get out my car confused as to what happened, looking at the hinges all dangling like a flaccid pornstars dick and then she begins to laugh hysterically and says the garage door is frozen shut. turns out that i left a majority of the snow from the previous mornings extra snow blowing activity on, and inside the snow blower and overnight the water slowly made its way to the garage door and froze, thus freezing my garage door to the cement floor. i had to pour hot water and pick at the ice for on it for 45 minutes just to get the door to open a little, and then spend the next hour trying to fix the situation. my neighbors daughter laughed and just went back home and said maybe another time. i didn't even get laid
tl; dr: tried to impress my hot neighbors daughter with my new snowblower, ended up freezing my garage door shut and not impressing her at all | Dataset: ctr4si/reddit_tifu/short/train | 9.5 | 78.312 | 651 | 49.737762 | 0.663366 | 0.399857 | 0.400419 | 0.325772 | 0.000134 | 1.110894 | -0.207039 | 0.265395 | null | -0.133596 | 0.456328 | 0.665251 | null | 0.192176 |
376 | 6,081 | alright, the actual fuck up wasn't the act its self but rather the process that i decided to go about in order to achieve this act. so two nights ago my town was hit with a pretty decent amount of snow and since i still had work on monday i got up at 5am to use my brand new snowblower for the first time. (asshole move on my part) so i go outside and i see my neighbors daughter shoveling her driveway, of course being the 24 year old single male, i decided to help her in her time of need . now, i have been wanting to take this girl out for a while, she is absolutely beautiful, half sleeve tattoos, blonde hair, about 5 foot 7' with glasses, my dream girl. unfortunately, since she just graduated college in december and her family only moved her in august, we have had very limited opportunities to talk. so i go over wanting to show her chivalry isn't dead by offering to to shovel ( snowplow) for her. she is of course grateful, and then we start talking. turns out we actually have a lot in common, so naturally i ask her to come snowboarding with me tomorrow (today) ,and she says yes! now i'm happier then tom brady after the super bowl (too soon seattle?) and i finish snow blowing her families driveway and walkway and mine as well; put the snowblower away and go to work. now we are on to today, i am a distribution planner so i only work 3-4 days a week with 12 hours shifts and today is my day off. so i text my neighbor at 8 am asking if she's still down to go with me, she says yes, i say awesome, come over real quick and ill make some breakfast then we can go. she comes by, and all and we talk about the normal stuff people talk about, alcohol, sex and traffic patterns; we then hook up for a little bit, eat some banging ass french toast and then head out. this is where it all goes south reddit. i have a automatic garage door opener so all i should have to to is press a button for it to open. i press the button once, nothing happens, i press it again...nothing happens, mmm this is weird; so i try once last time, three seconds later i hear a pop. my fucking garage door breaks! we both get out my car confused as to what happened, looking at the hinges all dangling like a flaccid pornstars dick and then she begins to laugh hysterically and says the garage door is frozen shut. turns out that i left a majority of the snow from the previous mornings extra snow blowing activity on, and inside the snow blower and overnight the water slowly made its way to the garage door and froze, thus freezing my garage door to the cement floor. i had to pour hot water and pick at the ice for on it for 45 minutes just to get the door to open a little, and then spend the next hour trying to fix the situation. my neighbors daughter laughed and just went back home and said maybe another time. i didn't even get laid
tl; dr: tried to impress my hot neighbors daughter with my new snowblower, ended up freezing my garage door shut and not impressing her at all | Dataset: ctr4si/reddit_tifu/short/train | 9.5 | 78.312 | 651 | 49.737762 | 0.663366 | 0.399857 | 0.400419 | 0.325772 | 0.000134 | 1.110894 | null | -0.173962 | -0.335656 | 0.575519 | null | 0.225894 | 0.064763 | 0.901291 |
377 | 6,081 | alright, the actual fuck up wasn't the act its self but rather the process that i decided to go about in order to achieve this act. so two nights ago my town was hit with a pretty decent amount of snow and since i still had work on monday i got up at 5am to use my brand new snowblower for the first time. (asshole move on my part) so i go outside and i see my neighbors daughter shoveling her driveway, of course being the 24 year old single male, i decided to help her in her time of need . now, i have been wanting to take this girl out for a while, she is absolutely beautiful, half sleeve tattoos, blonde hair, about 5 foot 7' with glasses, my dream girl. unfortunately, since she just graduated college in december and her family only moved her in august, we have had very limited opportunities to talk. so i go over wanting to show her chivalry isn't dead by offering to to shovel ( snowplow) for her. she is of course grateful, and then we start talking. turns out we actually have a lot in common, so naturally i ask her to come snowboarding with me tomorrow (today) ,and she says yes! now i'm happier then tom brady after the super bowl (too soon seattle?) and i finish snow blowing her families driveway and walkway and mine as well; put the snowblower away and go to work. now we are on to today, i am a distribution planner so i only work 3-4 days a week with 12 hours shifts and today is my day off. so i text my neighbor at 8 am asking if she's still down to go with me, she says yes, i say awesome, come over real quick and ill make some breakfast then we can go. she comes by, and all and we talk about the normal stuff people talk about, alcohol, sex and traffic patterns; we then hook up for a little bit, eat some banging ass french toast and then head out. this is where it all goes south reddit. i have a automatic garage door opener so all i should have to to is press a button for it to open. i press the button once, nothing happens, i press it again...nothing happens, mmm this is weird; so i try once last time, three seconds later i hear a pop. my fucking garage door breaks! we both get out my car confused as to what happened, looking at the hinges all dangling like a flaccid pornstars dick and then she begins to laugh hysterically and says the garage door is frozen shut. turns out that i left a majority of the snow from the previous mornings extra snow blowing activity on, and inside the snow blower and overnight the water slowly made its way to the garage door and froze, thus freezing my garage door to the cement floor. i had to pour hot water and pick at the ice for on it for 45 minutes just to get the door to open a little, and then spend the next hour trying to fix the situation. my neighbors daughter laughed and just went back home and said maybe another time. i didn't even get laid
tl; dr: tried to impress my hot neighbors daughter with my new snowblower, ended up freezing my garage door shut and not impressing her at all | Dataset: ctr4si/reddit_tifu/short/train | 9.5 | 78.312 | 651 | 49.737762 | 0.663366 | 0.399857 | 0.400419 | 0.325772 | 0.000134 | 1.110894 | 0.11973 | -0.158686 | 0.279079 | null | 0.783096 | 0.24117 | 0.679498 | null |
378 | 6,081 | alright, the actual fuck up wasn't the act its self but rather the process that i decided to go about in order to achieve this act. so two nights ago my town was hit with a pretty decent amount of snow and since i still had work on monday i got up at 5am to use my brand new snowblower for the first time. (asshole move on my part) so i go outside and i see my neighbors daughter shoveling her driveway, of course being the 24 year old single male, i decided to help her in her time of need . now, i have been wanting to take this girl out for a while, she is absolutely beautiful, half sleeve tattoos, blonde hair, about 5 foot 7' with glasses, my dream girl. unfortunately, since she just graduated college in december and her family only moved her in august, we have had very limited opportunities to talk. so i go over wanting to show her chivalry isn't dead by offering to to shovel ( snowplow) for her. she is of course grateful, and then we start talking. turns out we actually have a lot in common, so naturally i ask her to come snowboarding with me tomorrow (today) ,and she says yes! now i'm happier then tom brady after the super bowl (too soon seattle?) and i finish snow blowing her families driveway and walkway and mine as well; put the snowblower away and go to work. now we are on to today, i am a distribution planner so i only work 3-4 days a week with 12 hours shifts and today is my day off. so i text my neighbor at 8 am asking if she's still down to go with me, she says yes, i say awesome, come over real quick and ill make some breakfast then we can go. she comes by, and all and we talk about the normal stuff people talk about, alcohol, sex and traffic patterns; we then hook up for a little bit, eat some banging ass french toast and then head out. this is where it all goes south reddit. i have a automatic garage door opener so all i should have to to is press a button for it to open. i press the button once, nothing happens, i press it again...nothing happens, mmm this is weird; so i try once last time, three seconds later i hear a pop. my fucking garage door breaks! we both get out my car confused as to what happened, looking at the hinges all dangling like a flaccid pornstars dick and then she begins to laugh hysterically and says the garage door is frozen shut. turns out that i left a majority of the snow from the previous mornings extra snow blowing activity on, and inside the snow blower and overnight the water slowly made its way to the garage door and froze, thus freezing my garage door to the cement floor. i had to pour hot water and pick at the ice for on it for 45 minutes just to get the door to open a little, and then spend the next hour trying to fix the situation. my neighbors daughter laughed and just went back home and said maybe another time. i didn't even get laid
tl; dr: tried to impress my hot neighbors daughter with my new snowblower, ended up freezing my garage door shut and not impressing her at all | Dataset: ctr4si/reddit_tifu/short/train | 9.5 | 78.312 | 651 | 49.737762 | 0.663366 | 0.399857 | 0.400419 | 0.325772 | 0.000134 | 1.110894 | null | -0.307931 | -0.39735 | 0.275835 | null | 0.091925 | 0.00307 | 0.601607 |
379 | 6,081 | alright, the actual fuck up wasn't the act its self but rather the process that i decided to go about in order to achieve this act. so two nights ago my town was hit with a pretty decent amount of snow and since i still had work on monday i got up at 5am to use my brand new snowblower for the first time. (asshole move on my part) so i go outside and i see my neighbors daughter shoveling her driveway, of course being the 24 year old single male, i decided to help her in her time of need . now, i have been wanting to take this girl out for a while, she is absolutely beautiful, half sleeve tattoos, blonde hair, about 5 foot 7' with glasses, my dream girl. unfortunately, since she just graduated college in december and her family only moved her in august, we have had very limited opportunities to talk. so i go over wanting to show her chivalry isn't dead by offering to to shovel ( snowplow) for her. she is of course grateful, and then we start talking. turns out we actually have a lot in common, so naturally i ask her to come snowboarding with me tomorrow (today) ,and she says yes! now i'm happier then tom brady after the super bowl (too soon seattle?) and i finish snow blowing her families driveway and walkway and mine as well; put the snowblower away and go to work. now we are on to today, i am a distribution planner so i only work 3-4 days a week with 12 hours shifts and today is my day off. so i text my neighbor at 8 am asking if she's still down to go with me, she says yes, i say awesome, come over real quick and ill make some breakfast then we can go. she comes by, and all and we talk about the normal stuff people talk about, alcohol, sex and traffic patterns; we then hook up for a little bit, eat some banging ass french toast and then head out. this is where it all goes south reddit. i have a automatic garage door opener so all i should have to to is press a button for it to open. i press the button once, nothing happens, i press it again...nothing happens, mmm this is weird; so i try once last time, three seconds later i hear a pop. my fucking garage door breaks! we both get out my car confused as to what happened, looking at the hinges all dangling like a flaccid pornstars dick and then she begins to laugh hysterically and says the garage door is frozen shut. turns out that i left a majority of the snow from the previous mornings extra snow blowing activity on, and inside the snow blower and overnight the water slowly made its way to the garage door and froze, thus freezing my garage door to the cement floor. i had to pour hot water and pick at the ice for on it for 45 minutes just to get the door to open a little, and then spend the next hour trying to fix the situation. my neighbors daughter laughed and just went back home and said maybe another time. i didn't even get laid
tl; dr: tried to impress my hot neighbors daughter with my new snowblower, ended up freezing my garage door shut and not impressing her at all | Dataset: ctr4si/reddit_tifu/short/train | 9.5 | 78.312 | 651 | 49.737762 | 0.663366 | 0.399857 | 0.400419 | 0.325772 | 0.000134 | 1.110894 | -0.196864 | null | -0.35681 | 0.125463 | 0.466502 | null | 0.04361 | 0.451235 |
380 | 6,081 | alright, the actual fuck up wasn't the act its self but rather the process that i decided to go about in order to achieve this act. so two nights ago my town was hit with a pretty decent amount of snow and since i still had work on monday i got up at 5am to use my brand new snowblower for the first time. (asshole move on my part) so i go outside and i see my neighbors daughter shoveling her driveway, of course being the 24 year old single male, i decided to help her in her time of need . now, i have been wanting to take this girl out for a while, she is absolutely beautiful, half sleeve tattoos, blonde hair, about 5 foot 7' with glasses, my dream girl. unfortunately, since she just graduated college in december and her family only moved her in august, we have had very limited opportunities to talk. so i go over wanting to show her chivalry isn't dead by offering to to shovel ( snowplow) for her. she is of course grateful, and then we start talking. turns out we actually have a lot in common, so naturally i ask her to come snowboarding with me tomorrow (today) ,and she says yes! now i'm happier then tom brady after the super bowl (too soon seattle?) and i finish snow blowing her families driveway and walkway and mine as well; put the snowblower away and go to work. now we are on to today, i am a distribution planner so i only work 3-4 days a week with 12 hours shifts and today is my day off. so i text my neighbor at 8 am asking if she's still down to go with me, she says yes, i say awesome, come over real quick and ill make some breakfast then we can go. she comes by, and all and we talk about the normal stuff people talk about, alcohol, sex and traffic patterns; we then hook up for a little bit, eat some banging ass french toast and then head out. this is where it all goes south reddit. i have a automatic garage door opener so all i should have to to is press a button for it to open. i press the button once, nothing happens, i press it again...nothing happens, mmm this is weird; so i try once last time, three seconds later i hear a pop. my fucking garage door breaks! we both get out my car confused as to what happened, looking at the hinges all dangling like a flaccid pornstars dick and then she begins to laugh hysterically and says the garage door is frozen shut. turns out that i left a majority of the snow from the previous mornings extra snow blowing activity on, and inside the snow blower and overnight the water slowly made its way to the garage door and froze, thus freezing my garage door to the cement floor. i had to pour hot water and pick at the ice for on it for 45 minutes just to get the door to open a little, and then spend the next hour trying to fix the situation. my neighbors daughter laughed and just went back home and said maybe another time. i didn't even get laid
tl; dr: tried to impress my hot neighbors daughter with my new snowblower, ended up freezing my garage door shut and not impressing her at all | Dataset: ctr4si/reddit_tifu/short/train | 9.5 | 78.312 | 651 | 49.737762 | 0.663366 | 0.399857 | 0.400419 | 0.325772 | 0.000134 | 1.110894 | -0.264007 | -0.226593 | 0.497681 | null | 0.399359 | 0.173263 | 0.898101 | null |
381 | 6,081 | alright, the actual fuck up wasn't the act its self but rather the process that i decided to go about in order to achieve this act. so two nights ago my town was hit with a pretty decent amount of snow and since i still had work on monday i got up at 5am to use my brand new snowblower for the first time. (asshole move on my part) so i go outside and i see my neighbors daughter shoveling her driveway, of course being the 24 year old single male, i decided to help her in her time of need . now, i have been wanting to take this girl out for a while, she is absolutely beautiful, half sleeve tattoos, blonde hair, about 5 foot 7' with glasses, my dream girl. unfortunately, since she just graduated college in december and her family only moved her in august, we have had very limited opportunities to talk. so i go over wanting to show her chivalry isn't dead by offering to to shovel ( snowplow) for her. she is of course grateful, and then we start talking. turns out we actually have a lot in common, so naturally i ask her to come snowboarding with me tomorrow (today) ,and she says yes! now i'm happier then tom brady after the super bowl (too soon seattle?) and i finish snow blowing her families driveway and walkway and mine as well; put the snowblower away and go to work. now we are on to today, i am a distribution planner so i only work 3-4 days a week with 12 hours shifts and today is my day off. so i text my neighbor at 8 am asking if she's still down to go with me, she says yes, i say awesome, come over real quick and ill make some breakfast then we can go. she comes by, and all and we talk about the normal stuff people talk about, alcohol, sex and traffic patterns; we then hook up for a little bit, eat some banging ass french toast and then head out. this is where it all goes south reddit. i have a automatic garage door opener so all i should have to to is press a button for it to open. i press the button once, nothing happens, i press it again...nothing happens, mmm this is weird; so i try once last time, three seconds later i hear a pop. my fucking garage door breaks! we both get out my car confused as to what happened, looking at the hinges all dangling like a flaccid pornstars dick and then she begins to laugh hysterically and says the garage door is frozen shut. turns out that i left a majority of the snow from the previous mornings extra snow blowing activity on, and inside the snow blower and overnight the water slowly made its way to the garage door and froze, thus freezing my garage door to the cement floor. i had to pour hot water and pick at the ice for on it for 45 minutes just to get the door to open a little, and then spend the next hour trying to fix the situation. my neighbors daughter laughed and just went back home and said maybe another time. i didn't even get laid
tl; dr: tried to impress my hot neighbors daughter with my new snowblower, ended up freezing my garage door shut and not impressing her at all | Dataset: ctr4si/reddit_tifu/short/train | 9.5 | 78.312 | 651 | 49.737762 | 0.663366 | 0.399857 | 0.400419 | 0.325772 | 0.000134 | 1.110894 | null | 0.353276 | -0.191018 | 0.373621 | null | 0.753133 | 0.209401 | 0.699393 |
382 | 6,081 | alright, the actual fuck up wasn't the act its self but rather the process that i decided to go about in order to achieve this act. so two nights ago my town was hit with a pretty decent amount of snow and since i still had work on monday i got up at 5am to use my brand new snowblower for the first time. (asshole move on my part) so i go outside and i see my neighbors daughter shoveling her driveway, of course being the 24 year old single male, i decided to help her in her time of need . now, i have been wanting to take this girl out for a while, she is absolutely beautiful, half sleeve tattoos, blonde hair, about 5 foot 7' with glasses, my dream girl. unfortunately, since she just graduated college in december and her family only moved her in august, we have had very limited opportunities to talk. so i go over wanting to show her chivalry isn't dead by offering to to shovel ( snowplow) for her. she is of course grateful, and then we start talking. turns out we actually have a lot in common, so naturally i ask her to come snowboarding with me tomorrow (today) ,and she says yes! now i'm happier then tom brady after the super bowl (too soon seattle?) and i finish snow blowing her families driveway and walkway and mine as well; put the snowblower away and go to work. now we are on to today, i am a distribution planner so i only work 3-4 days a week with 12 hours shifts and today is my day off. so i text my neighbor at 8 am asking if she's still down to go with me, she says yes, i say awesome, come over real quick and ill make some breakfast then we can go. she comes by, and all and we talk about the normal stuff people talk about, alcohol, sex and traffic patterns; we then hook up for a little bit, eat some banging ass french toast and then head out. this is where it all goes south reddit. i have a automatic garage door opener so all i should have to to is press a button for it to open. i press the button once, nothing happens, i press it again...nothing happens, mmm this is weird; so i try once last time, three seconds later i hear a pop. my fucking garage door breaks! we both get out my car confused as to what happened, looking at the hinges all dangling like a flaccid pornstars dick and then she begins to laugh hysterically and says the garage door is frozen shut. turns out that i left a majority of the snow from the previous mornings extra snow blowing activity on, and inside the snow blower and overnight the water slowly made its way to the garage door and froze, thus freezing my garage door to the cement floor. i had to pour hot water and pick at the ice for on it for 45 minutes just to get the door to open a little, and then spend the next hour trying to fix the situation. my neighbors daughter laughed and just went back home and said maybe another time. i didn't even get laid
tl; dr: tried to impress my hot neighbors daughter with my new snowblower, ended up freezing my garage door shut and not impressing her at all | Dataset: ctr4si/reddit_tifu/short/train | 9.5 | 78.312 | 651 | 49.737762 | 0.663366 | 0.399857 | 0.400419 | 0.325772 | 0.000134 | 1.110894 | 0.200142 | null | 0.533357 | 0.317075 | 0.863508 | null | 0.933776 | 0.642847 |
383 | 6,081 | alright, the actual fuck up wasn't the act its self but rather the process that i decided to go about in order to achieve this act. so two nights ago my town was hit with a pretty decent amount of snow and since i still had work on monday i got up at 5am to use my brand new snowblower for the first time. (asshole move on my part) so i go outside and i see my neighbors daughter shoveling her driveway, of course being the 24 year old single male, i decided to help her in her time of need . now, i have been wanting to take this girl out for a while, she is absolutely beautiful, half sleeve tattoos, blonde hair, about 5 foot 7' with glasses, my dream girl. unfortunately, since she just graduated college in december and her family only moved her in august, we have had very limited opportunities to talk. so i go over wanting to show her chivalry isn't dead by offering to to shovel ( snowplow) for her. she is of course grateful, and then we start talking. turns out we actually have a lot in common, so naturally i ask her to come snowboarding with me tomorrow (today) ,and she says yes! now i'm happier then tom brady after the super bowl (too soon seattle?) and i finish snow blowing her families driveway and walkway and mine as well; put the snowblower away and go to work. now we are on to today, i am a distribution planner so i only work 3-4 days a week with 12 hours shifts and today is my day off. so i text my neighbor at 8 am asking if she's still down to go with me, she says yes, i say awesome, come over real quick and ill make some breakfast then we can go. she comes by, and all and we talk about the normal stuff people talk about, alcohol, sex and traffic patterns; we then hook up for a little bit, eat some banging ass french toast and then head out. this is where it all goes south reddit. i have a automatic garage door opener so all i should have to to is press a button for it to open. i press the button once, nothing happens, i press it again...nothing happens, mmm this is weird; so i try once last time, three seconds later i hear a pop. my fucking garage door breaks! we both get out my car confused as to what happened, looking at the hinges all dangling like a flaccid pornstars dick and then she begins to laugh hysterically and says the garage door is frozen shut. turns out that i left a majority of the snow from the previous mornings extra snow blowing activity on, and inside the snow blower and overnight the water slowly made its way to the garage door and froze, thus freezing my garage door to the cement floor. i had to pour hot water and pick at the ice for on it for 45 minutes just to get the door to open a little, and then spend the next hour trying to fix the situation. my neighbors daughter laughed and just went back home and said maybe another time. i didn't even get laid
tl; dr: tried to impress my hot neighbors daughter with my new snowblower, ended up freezing my garage door shut and not impressing her at all | Dataset: ctr4si/reddit_tifu/short/train | 9.5 | 78.312 | 651 | 49.737762 | 0.663366 | 0.399857 | 0.400419 | 0.325772 | 0.000134 | 1.110894 | null | 0.14483 | -0.150666 | 0.454317 | null | 0.544687 | 0.249754 | 0.780089 |
384 | 1,247 | Manchester City and Montenegro forward Stevan Jovetic claims Russia were waiting for an excuse before their Euro 2016 qualifier was abandoned amid chaotic scenes on Friday. The Group G game in Podgorica was marred by trouble from the first minute when play was suspended for over half an hour after Russia goalkeeper Igor Akinfeev was struck by a flare thrown from the stands. German referee Deniz Aytekin eventually abandoned the match after a missed second-half penalty by Russia's Roman Shirokov led to a mass brawl on the pitch while riot police struggled to contain supporters off it. VIDEOS Scroll down to watch footage of mass brawl and flare incident . Players from both sides get physical before Montenegro's match with Russia s cancelled . Russia keeper Igor Akinfeev is knocked to the ground by a flare thrown from the stands after one minute . Akinfeev is carried off the pitch on a stretcher, leading to a 35 minute suspension of the game . CLICK HERE to read full details of the shameful scenes in Podgorica . Jovetic hopes the violent scenes will not see Montenegro punished too harshly, while suggesting the Russians were searching for an excuse to lodge a complaint. 'I have problems finding words after this incident,' he told reporters. 'I just hope the fine won't be too harsh. 'However, it seems like the Russians waited for the smallest thing to happen so they can tell the referee.' Meanwhile, Montenegrin fans who keep causing trouble and forced Friday's Euro 2016 qualifier against Russia to be abandoned are 'barbarians', according to the general secretary of their FA. 'These fans sing "Montenegro we love you" but throw flares, insult rivals and cause all sorts of incidents every time they turn up and that's outright hypocrisy,' general secretary Momir Djurdjevac told reporters after the ugly scenes in the stadium. Manchester City forward Stevan Jovetic believes the visitors were searching for an excuse . Fans holding flares cut intimidating figures from the upper stands of the stadium in Podgorica . Russia head coach Fabio Capello scratches his head as players leave the pitch after the match is abandoned . Riot police clash with Montenegrin fans after the game is abandoned following a pitch brawl . 'We have left the impression of barbarians and this is a complete disaster. It seems we don't deserve to have a nation, a soccer team or a berth in a major tournament. 'As far as I am concerned the game should not have continued after the first-minute incident. We can only thank God that no one was seriously hurt.' Montenegro face Denmark next on June 8 and currently sit, level with Russia, with five points from four games. | Dataset: ccdv/cnn_dailymail/3.0.0/validation | 9.6 | 139.025882 | 491 | 62.272727 | 0.673267 | 1 | 0.288609 | 0.761775 | 0.000135 | 1.121719 | 0.163773 | -0.200238 | 0.688777 | null | 0.837041 | 0.799762 | 0.977386 | null |
385 | 1,247 | Manchester City and Montenegro forward Stevan Jovetic claims Russia were waiting for an excuse before their Euro 2016 qualifier was abandoned amid chaotic scenes on Friday. The Group G game in Podgorica was marred by trouble from the first minute when play was suspended for over half an hour after Russia goalkeeper Igor Akinfeev was struck by a flare thrown from the stands. German referee Deniz Aytekin eventually abandoned the match after a missed second-half penalty by Russia's Roman Shirokov led to a mass brawl on the pitch while riot police struggled to contain supporters off it. VIDEOS Scroll down to watch footage of mass brawl and flare incident . Players from both sides get physical before Montenegro's match with Russia s cancelled . Russia keeper Igor Akinfeev is knocked to the ground by a flare thrown from the stands after one minute . Akinfeev is carried off the pitch on a stretcher, leading to a 35 minute suspension of the game . CLICK HERE to read full details of the shameful scenes in Podgorica . Jovetic hopes the violent scenes will not see Montenegro punished too harshly, while suggesting the Russians were searching for an excuse to lodge a complaint. 'I have problems finding words after this incident,' he told reporters. 'I just hope the fine won't be too harsh. 'However, it seems like the Russians waited for the smallest thing to happen so they can tell the referee.' Meanwhile, Montenegrin fans who keep causing trouble and forced Friday's Euro 2016 qualifier against Russia to be abandoned are 'barbarians', according to the general secretary of their FA. 'These fans sing "Montenegro we love you" but throw flares, insult rivals and cause all sorts of incidents every time they turn up and that's outright hypocrisy,' general secretary Momir Djurdjevac told reporters after the ugly scenes in the stadium. Manchester City forward Stevan Jovetic believes the visitors were searching for an excuse . Fans holding flares cut intimidating figures from the upper stands of the stadium in Podgorica . Russia head coach Fabio Capello scratches his head as players leave the pitch after the match is abandoned . Riot police clash with Montenegrin fans after the game is abandoned following a pitch brawl . 'We have left the impression of barbarians and this is a complete disaster. It seems we don't deserve to have a nation, a soccer team or a berth in a major tournament. 'As far as I am concerned the game should not have continued after the first-minute incident. We can only thank God that no one was seriously hurt.' Montenegro face Denmark next on June 8 and currently sit, level with Russia, with five points from four games. | Dataset: ccdv/cnn_dailymail/3.0.0/validation | 9.6 | 139.025882 | 491 | 62.272727 | 0.673267 | 1 | 0.288609 | 0.761775 | 0.000135 | 1.121719 | -0.19216 | null | 0.340864 | -0.669682 | 0.481107 | null | 0.629473 | 0.092092 |
386 | 1,247 | Manchester City and Montenegro forward Stevan Jovetic claims Russia were waiting for an excuse before their Euro 2016 qualifier was abandoned amid chaotic scenes on Friday. The Group G game in Podgorica was marred by trouble from the first minute when play was suspended for over half an hour after Russia goalkeeper Igor Akinfeev was struck by a flare thrown from the stands. German referee Deniz Aytekin eventually abandoned the match after a missed second-half penalty by Russia's Roman Shirokov led to a mass brawl on the pitch while riot police struggled to contain supporters off it. VIDEOS Scroll down to watch footage of mass brawl and flare incident . Players from both sides get physical before Montenegro's match with Russia s cancelled . Russia keeper Igor Akinfeev is knocked to the ground by a flare thrown from the stands after one minute . Akinfeev is carried off the pitch on a stretcher, leading to a 35 minute suspension of the game . CLICK HERE to read full details of the shameful scenes in Podgorica . Jovetic hopes the violent scenes will not see Montenegro punished too harshly, while suggesting the Russians were searching for an excuse to lodge a complaint. 'I have problems finding words after this incident,' he told reporters. 'I just hope the fine won't be too harsh. 'However, it seems like the Russians waited for the smallest thing to happen so they can tell the referee.' Meanwhile, Montenegrin fans who keep causing trouble and forced Friday's Euro 2016 qualifier against Russia to be abandoned are 'barbarians', according to the general secretary of their FA. 'These fans sing "Montenegro we love you" but throw flares, insult rivals and cause all sorts of incidents every time they turn up and that's outright hypocrisy,' general secretary Momir Djurdjevac told reporters after the ugly scenes in the stadium. Manchester City forward Stevan Jovetic believes the visitors were searching for an excuse . Fans holding flares cut intimidating figures from the upper stands of the stadium in Podgorica . Russia head coach Fabio Capello scratches his head as players leave the pitch after the match is abandoned . Riot police clash with Montenegrin fans after the game is abandoned following a pitch brawl . 'We have left the impression of barbarians and this is a complete disaster. It seems we don't deserve to have a nation, a soccer team or a berth in a major tournament. 'As far as I am concerned the game should not have continued after the first-minute incident. We can only thank God that no one was seriously hurt.' Montenegro face Denmark next on June 8 and currently sit, level with Russia, with five points from four games. | Dataset: ccdv/cnn_dailymail/3.0.0/validation | 9.6 | 139.025882 | 491 | 62.272727 | 0.673267 | 1 | 0.288609 | 0.761775 | 0.000135 | 1.121719 | 0.122593 | -0.432427 | -0.272819 | null | 0.79586 | 0.567573 | 0.015791 | null |
387 | 1,247 | Manchester City and Montenegro forward Stevan Jovetic claims Russia were waiting for an excuse before their Euro 2016 qualifier was abandoned amid chaotic scenes on Friday. The Group G game in Podgorica was marred by trouble from the first minute when play was suspended for over half an hour after Russia goalkeeper Igor Akinfeev was struck by a flare thrown from the stands. German referee Deniz Aytekin eventually abandoned the match after a missed second-half penalty by Russia's Roman Shirokov led to a mass brawl on the pitch while riot police struggled to contain supporters off it. VIDEOS Scroll down to watch footage of mass brawl and flare incident . Players from both sides get physical before Montenegro's match with Russia s cancelled . Russia keeper Igor Akinfeev is knocked to the ground by a flare thrown from the stands after one minute . Akinfeev is carried off the pitch on a stretcher, leading to a 35 minute suspension of the game . CLICK HERE to read full details of the shameful scenes in Podgorica . Jovetic hopes the violent scenes will not see Montenegro punished too harshly, while suggesting the Russians were searching for an excuse to lodge a complaint. 'I have problems finding words after this incident,' he told reporters. 'I just hope the fine won't be too harsh. 'However, it seems like the Russians waited for the smallest thing to happen so they can tell the referee.' Meanwhile, Montenegrin fans who keep causing trouble and forced Friday's Euro 2016 qualifier against Russia to be abandoned are 'barbarians', according to the general secretary of their FA. 'These fans sing "Montenegro we love you" but throw flares, insult rivals and cause all sorts of incidents every time they turn up and that's outright hypocrisy,' general secretary Momir Djurdjevac told reporters after the ugly scenes in the stadium. Manchester City forward Stevan Jovetic believes the visitors were searching for an excuse . Fans holding flares cut intimidating figures from the upper stands of the stadium in Podgorica . Russia head coach Fabio Capello scratches his head as players leave the pitch after the match is abandoned . Riot police clash with Montenegrin fans after the game is abandoned following a pitch brawl . 'We have left the impression of barbarians and this is a complete disaster. It seems we don't deserve to have a nation, a soccer team or a berth in a major tournament. 'As far as I am concerned the game should not have continued after the first-minute incident. We can only thank God that no one was seriously hurt.' Montenegro face Denmark next on June 8 and currently sit, level with Russia, with five points from four games. | Dataset: ccdv/cnn_dailymail/3.0.0/validation | 9.6 | 139.025882 | 491 | 62.272727 | 0.673267 | 1 | 0.288609 | 0.761775 | 0.000135 | 1.121719 | -0.363294 | -0.349947 | null | -0.242888 | 0.309973 | 0.650053 | null | 0.518887 |
388 | 1,247 | Manchester City and Montenegro forward Stevan Jovetic claims Russia were waiting for an excuse before their Euro 2016 qualifier was abandoned amid chaotic scenes on Friday. The Group G game in Podgorica was marred by trouble from the first minute when play was suspended for over half an hour after Russia goalkeeper Igor Akinfeev was struck by a flare thrown from the stands. German referee Deniz Aytekin eventually abandoned the match after a missed second-half penalty by Russia's Roman Shirokov led to a mass brawl on the pitch while riot police struggled to contain supporters off it. VIDEOS Scroll down to watch footage of mass brawl and flare incident . Players from both sides get physical before Montenegro's match with Russia s cancelled . Russia keeper Igor Akinfeev is knocked to the ground by a flare thrown from the stands after one minute . Akinfeev is carried off the pitch on a stretcher, leading to a 35 minute suspension of the game . CLICK HERE to read full details of the shameful scenes in Podgorica . Jovetic hopes the violent scenes will not see Montenegro punished too harshly, while suggesting the Russians were searching for an excuse to lodge a complaint. 'I have problems finding words after this incident,' he told reporters. 'I just hope the fine won't be too harsh. 'However, it seems like the Russians waited for the smallest thing to happen so they can tell the referee.' Meanwhile, Montenegrin fans who keep causing trouble and forced Friday's Euro 2016 qualifier against Russia to be abandoned are 'barbarians', according to the general secretary of their FA. 'These fans sing "Montenegro we love you" but throw flares, insult rivals and cause all sorts of incidents every time they turn up and that's outright hypocrisy,' general secretary Momir Djurdjevac told reporters after the ugly scenes in the stadium. Manchester City forward Stevan Jovetic believes the visitors were searching for an excuse . Fans holding flares cut intimidating figures from the upper stands of the stadium in Podgorica . Russia head coach Fabio Capello scratches his head as players leave the pitch after the match is abandoned . Riot police clash with Montenegrin fans after the game is abandoned following a pitch brawl . 'We have left the impression of barbarians and this is a complete disaster. It seems we don't deserve to have a nation, a soccer team or a berth in a major tournament. 'As far as I am concerned the game should not have continued after the first-minute incident. We can only thank God that no one was seriously hurt.' Montenegro face Denmark next on June 8 and currently sit, level with Russia, with five points from four games. | Dataset: ccdv/cnn_dailymail/3.0.0/validation | 9.6 | 139.025882 | 491 | 62.272727 | 0.673267 | 1 | 0.288609 | 0.761775 | 0.000135 | 1.121719 | null | -0.302978 | -0.115804 | -0.616696 | null | 0.697022 | 0.172805 | 0.145079 |
389 | 1,247 | Manchester City and Montenegro forward Stevan Jovetic claims Russia were waiting for an excuse before their Euro 2016 qualifier was abandoned amid chaotic scenes on Friday. The Group G game in Podgorica was marred by trouble from the first minute when play was suspended for over half an hour after Russia goalkeeper Igor Akinfeev was struck by a flare thrown from the stands. German referee Deniz Aytekin eventually abandoned the match after a missed second-half penalty by Russia's Roman Shirokov led to a mass brawl on the pitch while riot police struggled to contain supporters off it. VIDEOS Scroll down to watch footage of mass brawl and flare incident . Players from both sides get physical before Montenegro's match with Russia s cancelled . Russia keeper Igor Akinfeev is knocked to the ground by a flare thrown from the stands after one minute . Akinfeev is carried off the pitch on a stretcher, leading to a 35 minute suspension of the game . CLICK HERE to read full details of the shameful scenes in Podgorica . Jovetic hopes the violent scenes will not see Montenegro punished too harshly, while suggesting the Russians were searching for an excuse to lodge a complaint. 'I have problems finding words after this incident,' he told reporters. 'I just hope the fine won't be too harsh. 'However, it seems like the Russians waited for the smallest thing to happen so they can tell the referee.' Meanwhile, Montenegrin fans who keep causing trouble and forced Friday's Euro 2016 qualifier against Russia to be abandoned are 'barbarians', according to the general secretary of their FA. 'These fans sing "Montenegro we love you" but throw flares, insult rivals and cause all sorts of incidents every time they turn up and that's outright hypocrisy,' general secretary Momir Djurdjevac told reporters after the ugly scenes in the stadium. Manchester City forward Stevan Jovetic believes the visitors were searching for an excuse . Fans holding flares cut intimidating figures from the upper stands of the stadium in Podgorica . Russia head coach Fabio Capello scratches his head as players leave the pitch after the match is abandoned . Riot police clash with Montenegrin fans after the game is abandoned following a pitch brawl . 'We have left the impression of barbarians and this is a complete disaster. It seems we don't deserve to have a nation, a soccer team or a berth in a major tournament. 'As far as I am concerned the game should not have continued after the first-minute incident. We can only thank God that no one was seriously hurt.' Montenegro face Denmark next on June 8 and currently sit, level with Russia, with five points from four games. | Dataset: ccdv/cnn_dailymail/3.0.0/validation | 9.6 | 139.025882 | 491 | 62.272727 | 0.673267 | 1 | 0.288609 | 0.761775 | 0.000135 | 1.121719 | -0.19612 | null | -0.267421 | -0.419119 | 0.477147 | null | 0.021188 | 0.342656 |
390 | 1,247 | Manchester City and Montenegro forward Stevan Jovetic claims Russia were waiting for an excuse before their Euro 2016 qualifier was abandoned amid chaotic scenes on Friday. The Group G game in Podgorica was marred by trouble from the first minute when play was suspended for over half an hour after Russia goalkeeper Igor Akinfeev was struck by a flare thrown from the stands. German referee Deniz Aytekin eventually abandoned the match after a missed second-half penalty by Russia's Roman Shirokov led to a mass brawl on the pitch while riot police struggled to contain supporters off it. VIDEOS Scroll down to watch footage of mass brawl and flare incident . Players from both sides get physical before Montenegro's match with Russia s cancelled . Russia keeper Igor Akinfeev is knocked to the ground by a flare thrown from the stands after one minute . Akinfeev is carried off the pitch on a stretcher, leading to a 35 minute suspension of the game . CLICK HERE to read full details of the shameful scenes in Podgorica . Jovetic hopes the violent scenes will not see Montenegro punished too harshly, while suggesting the Russians were searching for an excuse to lodge a complaint. 'I have problems finding words after this incident,' he told reporters. 'I just hope the fine won't be too harsh. 'However, it seems like the Russians waited for the smallest thing to happen so they can tell the referee.' Meanwhile, Montenegrin fans who keep causing trouble and forced Friday's Euro 2016 qualifier against Russia to be abandoned are 'barbarians', according to the general secretary of their FA. 'These fans sing "Montenegro we love you" but throw flares, insult rivals and cause all sorts of incidents every time they turn up and that's outright hypocrisy,' general secretary Momir Djurdjevac told reporters after the ugly scenes in the stadium. Manchester City forward Stevan Jovetic believes the visitors were searching for an excuse . Fans holding flares cut intimidating figures from the upper stands of the stadium in Podgorica . Russia head coach Fabio Capello scratches his head as players leave the pitch after the match is abandoned . Riot police clash with Montenegrin fans after the game is abandoned following a pitch brawl . 'We have left the impression of barbarians and this is a complete disaster. It seems we don't deserve to have a nation, a soccer team or a berth in a major tournament. 'As far as I am concerned the game should not have continued after the first-minute incident. We can only thank God that no one was seriously hurt.' Montenegro face Denmark next on June 8 and currently sit, level with Russia, with five points from four games. | Dataset: ccdv/cnn_dailymail/3.0.0/validation | 9.6 | 139.025882 | 491 | 62.272727 | 0.673267 | 1 | 0.288609 | 0.761775 | 0.000135 | 1.121719 | -0.588367 | -0.381186 | 0.223505 | null | 0.0849 | 0.618814 | 0.512114 | null |
391 | 1,247 | Manchester City and Montenegro forward Stevan Jovetic claims Russia were waiting for an excuse before their Euro 2016 qualifier was abandoned amid chaotic scenes on Friday. The Group G game in Podgorica was marred by trouble from the first minute when play was suspended for over half an hour after Russia goalkeeper Igor Akinfeev was struck by a flare thrown from the stands. German referee Deniz Aytekin eventually abandoned the match after a missed second-half penalty by Russia's Roman Shirokov led to a mass brawl on the pitch while riot police struggled to contain supporters off it. VIDEOS Scroll down to watch footage of mass brawl and flare incident . Players from both sides get physical before Montenegro's match with Russia s cancelled . Russia keeper Igor Akinfeev is knocked to the ground by a flare thrown from the stands after one minute . Akinfeev is carried off the pitch on a stretcher, leading to a 35 minute suspension of the game . CLICK HERE to read full details of the shameful scenes in Podgorica . Jovetic hopes the violent scenes will not see Montenegro punished too harshly, while suggesting the Russians were searching for an excuse to lodge a complaint. 'I have problems finding words after this incident,' he told reporters. 'I just hope the fine won't be too harsh. 'However, it seems like the Russians waited for the smallest thing to happen so they can tell the referee.' Meanwhile, Montenegrin fans who keep causing trouble and forced Friday's Euro 2016 qualifier against Russia to be abandoned are 'barbarians', according to the general secretary of their FA. 'These fans sing "Montenegro we love you" but throw flares, insult rivals and cause all sorts of incidents every time they turn up and that's outright hypocrisy,' general secretary Momir Djurdjevac told reporters after the ugly scenes in the stadium. Manchester City forward Stevan Jovetic believes the visitors were searching for an excuse . Fans holding flares cut intimidating figures from the upper stands of the stadium in Podgorica . Russia head coach Fabio Capello scratches his head as players leave the pitch after the match is abandoned . Riot police clash with Montenegrin fans after the game is abandoned following a pitch brawl . 'We have left the impression of barbarians and this is a complete disaster. It seems we don't deserve to have a nation, a soccer team or a berth in a major tournament. 'As far as I am concerned the game should not have continued after the first-minute incident. We can only thank God that no one was seriously hurt.' Montenegro face Denmark next on June 8 and currently sit, level with Russia, with five points from four games. | Dataset: ccdv/cnn_dailymail/3.0.0/validation | 9.6 | 139.025882 | 491 | 62.272727 | 0.673267 | 1 | 0.288609 | 0.761775 | 0.000135 | 1.121719 | 0.171214 | null | 0.670113 | -0.304581 | 0.844482 | null | 0.958723 | 0.457194 |
392 | 1,247 | Manchester City and Montenegro forward Stevan Jovetic claims Russia were waiting for an excuse before their Euro 2016 qualifier was abandoned amid chaotic scenes on Friday. The Group G game in Podgorica was marred by trouble from the first minute when play was suspended for over half an hour after Russia goalkeeper Igor Akinfeev was struck by a flare thrown from the stands. German referee Deniz Aytekin eventually abandoned the match after a missed second-half penalty by Russia's Roman Shirokov led to a mass brawl on the pitch while riot police struggled to contain supporters off it. VIDEOS Scroll down to watch footage of mass brawl and flare incident . Players from both sides get physical before Montenegro's match with Russia s cancelled . Russia keeper Igor Akinfeev is knocked to the ground by a flare thrown from the stands after one minute . Akinfeev is carried off the pitch on a stretcher, leading to a 35 minute suspension of the game . CLICK HERE to read full details of the shameful scenes in Podgorica . Jovetic hopes the violent scenes will not see Montenegro punished too harshly, while suggesting the Russians were searching for an excuse to lodge a complaint. 'I have problems finding words after this incident,' he told reporters. 'I just hope the fine won't be too harsh. 'However, it seems like the Russians waited for the smallest thing to happen so they can tell the referee.' Meanwhile, Montenegrin fans who keep causing trouble and forced Friday's Euro 2016 qualifier against Russia to be abandoned are 'barbarians', according to the general secretary of their FA. 'These fans sing "Montenegro we love you" but throw flares, insult rivals and cause all sorts of incidents every time they turn up and that's outright hypocrisy,' general secretary Momir Djurdjevac told reporters after the ugly scenes in the stadium. Manchester City forward Stevan Jovetic believes the visitors were searching for an excuse . Fans holding flares cut intimidating figures from the upper stands of the stadium in Podgorica . Russia head coach Fabio Capello scratches his head as players leave the pitch after the match is abandoned . Riot police clash with Montenegrin fans after the game is abandoned following a pitch brawl . 'We have left the impression of barbarians and this is a complete disaster. It seems we don't deserve to have a nation, a soccer team or a berth in a major tournament. 'As far as I am concerned the game should not have continued after the first-minute incident. We can only thank God that no one was seriously hurt.' Montenegro face Denmark next on June 8 and currently sit, level with Russia, with five points from four games. | Dataset: ccdv/cnn_dailymail/3.0.0/validation | 9.6 | 139.025882 | 491 | 62.272727 | 0.673267 | 1 | 0.288609 | 0.761775 | 0.000135 | 1.121719 | null | -0.291597 | 0.437181 | -0.322789 | null | 0.708403 | 0.725791 | 0.438986 |
393 | 1,247 | Manchester City and Montenegro forward Stevan Jovetic claims Russia were waiting for an excuse before their Euro 2016 qualifier was abandoned amid chaotic scenes on Friday. The Group G game in Podgorica was marred by trouble from the first minute when play was suspended for over half an hour after Russia goalkeeper Igor Akinfeev was struck by a flare thrown from the stands. German referee Deniz Aytekin eventually abandoned the match after a missed second-half penalty by Russia's Roman Shirokov led to a mass brawl on the pitch while riot police struggled to contain supporters off it. VIDEOS Scroll down to watch footage of mass brawl and flare incident . Players from both sides get physical before Montenegro's match with Russia s cancelled . Russia keeper Igor Akinfeev is knocked to the ground by a flare thrown from the stands after one minute . Akinfeev is carried off the pitch on a stretcher, leading to a 35 minute suspension of the game . CLICK HERE to read full details of the shameful scenes in Podgorica . Jovetic hopes the violent scenes will not see Montenegro punished too harshly, while suggesting the Russians were searching for an excuse to lodge a complaint. 'I have problems finding words after this incident,' he told reporters. 'I just hope the fine won't be too harsh. 'However, it seems like the Russians waited for the smallest thing to happen so they can tell the referee.' Meanwhile, Montenegrin fans who keep causing trouble and forced Friday's Euro 2016 qualifier against Russia to be abandoned are 'barbarians', according to the general secretary of their FA. 'These fans sing "Montenegro we love you" but throw flares, insult rivals and cause all sorts of incidents every time they turn up and that's outright hypocrisy,' general secretary Momir Djurdjevac told reporters after the ugly scenes in the stadium. Manchester City forward Stevan Jovetic believes the visitors were searching for an excuse . Fans holding flares cut intimidating figures from the upper stands of the stadium in Podgorica . Russia head coach Fabio Capello scratches his head as players leave the pitch after the match is abandoned . Riot police clash with Montenegrin fans after the game is abandoned following a pitch brawl . 'We have left the impression of barbarians and this is a complete disaster. It seems we don't deserve to have a nation, a soccer team or a berth in a major tournament. 'As far as I am concerned the game should not have continued after the first-minute incident. We can only thank God that no one was seriously hurt.' Montenegro face Denmark next on June 8 and currently sit, level with Russia, with five points from four games. | Dataset: ccdv/cnn_dailymail/3.0.0/validation | 9.6 | 139.025882 | 491 | 62.272727 | 0.673267 | 1 | 0.288609 | 0.761775 | 0.000135 | 1.121719 | null | -0.667731 | -0.271192 | -0.435744 | null | 0.332269 | 0.017417 | 0.326031 |
394 | 1,247 | Manchester City and Montenegro forward Stevan Jovetic claims Russia were waiting for an excuse before their Euro 2016 qualifier was abandoned amid chaotic scenes on Friday. The Group G game in Podgorica was marred by trouble from the first minute when play was suspended for over half an hour after Russia goalkeeper Igor Akinfeev was struck by a flare thrown from the stands. German referee Deniz Aytekin eventually abandoned the match after a missed second-half penalty by Russia's Roman Shirokov led to a mass brawl on the pitch while riot police struggled to contain supporters off it. VIDEOS Scroll down to watch footage of mass brawl and flare incident . Players from both sides get physical before Montenegro's match with Russia s cancelled . Russia keeper Igor Akinfeev is knocked to the ground by a flare thrown from the stands after one minute . Akinfeev is carried off the pitch on a stretcher, leading to a 35 minute suspension of the game . CLICK HERE to read full details of the shameful scenes in Podgorica . Jovetic hopes the violent scenes will not see Montenegro punished too harshly, while suggesting the Russians were searching for an excuse to lodge a complaint. 'I have problems finding words after this incident,' he told reporters. 'I just hope the fine won't be too harsh. 'However, it seems like the Russians waited for the smallest thing to happen so they can tell the referee.' Meanwhile, Montenegrin fans who keep causing trouble and forced Friday's Euro 2016 qualifier against Russia to be abandoned are 'barbarians', according to the general secretary of their FA. 'These fans sing "Montenegro we love you" but throw flares, insult rivals and cause all sorts of incidents every time they turn up and that's outright hypocrisy,' general secretary Momir Djurdjevac told reporters after the ugly scenes in the stadium. Manchester City forward Stevan Jovetic believes the visitors were searching for an excuse . Fans holding flares cut intimidating figures from the upper stands of the stadium in Podgorica . Russia head coach Fabio Capello scratches his head as players leave the pitch after the match is abandoned . Riot police clash with Montenegrin fans after the game is abandoned following a pitch brawl . 'We have left the impression of barbarians and this is a complete disaster. It seems we don't deserve to have a nation, a soccer team or a berth in a major tournament. 'As far as I am concerned the game should not have continued after the first-minute incident. We can only thank God that no one was seriously hurt.' Montenegro face Denmark next on June 8 and currently sit, level with Russia, with five points from four games. | Dataset: ccdv/cnn_dailymail/3.0.0/validation | 9.6 | 139.025882 | 491 | 62.272727 | 0.673267 | 1 | 0.288609 | 0.761775 | 0.000135 | 1.121719 | -0.406339 | -0.467383 | null | -0.155066 | 0.266929 | 0.532617 | null | 0.606709 |
395 | 1,247 | Manchester City and Montenegro forward Stevan Jovetic claims Russia were waiting for an excuse before their Euro 2016 qualifier was abandoned amid chaotic scenes on Friday. The Group G game in Podgorica was marred by trouble from the first minute when play was suspended for over half an hour after Russia goalkeeper Igor Akinfeev was struck by a flare thrown from the stands. German referee Deniz Aytekin eventually abandoned the match after a missed second-half penalty by Russia's Roman Shirokov led to a mass brawl on the pitch while riot police struggled to contain supporters off it. VIDEOS Scroll down to watch footage of mass brawl and flare incident . Players from both sides get physical before Montenegro's match with Russia s cancelled . Russia keeper Igor Akinfeev is knocked to the ground by a flare thrown from the stands after one minute . Akinfeev is carried off the pitch on a stretcher, leading to a 35 minute suspension of the game . CLICK HERE to read full details of the shameful scenes in Podgorica . Jovetic hopes the violent scenes will not see Montenegro punished too harshly, while suggesting the Russians were searching for an excuse to lodge a complaint. 'I have problems finding words after this incident,' he told reporters. 'I just hope the fine won't be too harsh. 'However, it seems like the Russians waited for the smallest thing to happen so they can tell the referee.' Meanwhile, Montenegrin fans who keep causing trouble and forced Friday's Euro 2016 qualifier against Russia to be abandoned are 'barbarians', according to the general secretary of their FA. 'These fans sing "Montenegro we love you" but throw flares, insult rivals and cause all sorts of incidents every time they turn up and that's outright hypocrisy,' general secretary Momir Djurdjevac told reporters after the ugly scenes in the stadium. Manchester City forward Stevan Jovetic believes the visitors were searching for an excuse . Fans holding flares cut intimidating figures from the upper stands of the stadium in Podgorica . Russia head coach Fabio Capello scratches his head as players leave the pitch after the match is abandoned . Riot police clash with Montenegrin fans after the game is abandoned following a pitch brawl . 'We have left the impression of barbarians and this is a complete disaster. It seems we don't deserve to have a nation, a soccer team or a berth in a major tournament. 'As far as I am concerned the game should not have continued after the first-minute incident. We can only thank God that no one was seriously hurt.' Montenegro face Denmark next on June 8 and currently sit, level with Russia, with five points from four games. | Dataset: ccdv/cnn_dailymail/3.0.0/validation | 9.6 | 139.025882 | 491 | 62.272727 | 0.673267 | 1 | 0.288609 | 0.761775 | 0.000135 | 1.121719 | 0.212304 | null | 0.299672 | -0.182603 | 0.885572 | null | 0.588282 | 0.579172 |
396 | 1,247 | Manchester City and Montenegro forward Stevan Jovetic claims Russia were waiting for an excuse before their Euro 2016 qualifier was abandoned amid chaotic scenes on Friday. The Group G game in Podgorica was marred by trouble from the first minute when play was suspended for over half an hour after Russia goalkeeper Igor Akinfeev was struck by a flare thrown from the stands. German referee Deniz Aytekin eventually abandoned the match after a missed second-half penalty by Russia's Roman Shirokov led to a mass brawl on the pitch while riot police struggled to contain supporters off it. VIDEOS Scroll down to watch footage of mass brawl and flare incident . Players from both sides get physical before Montenegro's match with Russia s cancelled . Russia keeper Igor Akinfeev is knocked to the ground by a flare thrown from the stands after one minute . Akinfeev is carried off the pitch on a stretcher, leading to a 35 minute suspension of the game . CLICK HERE to read full details of the shameful scenes in Podgorica . Jovetic hopes the violent scenes will not see Montenegro punished too harshly, while suggesting the Russians were searching for an excuse to lodge a complaint. 'I have problems finding words after this incident,' he told reporters. 'I just hope the fine won't be too harsh. 'However, it seems like the Russians waited for the smallest thing to happen so they can tell the referee.' Meanwhile, Montenegrin fans who keep causing trouble and forced Friday's Euro 2016 qualifier against Russia to be abandoned are 'barbarians', according to the general secretary of their FA. 'These fans sing "Montenegro we love you" but throw flares, insult rivals and cause all sorts of incidents every time they turn up and that's outright hypocrisy,' general secretary Momir Djurdjevac told reporters after the ugly scenes in the stadium. Manchester City forward Stevan Jovetic believes the visitors were searching for an excuse . Fans holding flares cut intimidating figures from the upper stands of the stadium in Podgorica . Russia head coach Fabio Capello scratches his head as players leave the pitch after the match is abandoned . Riot police clash with Montenegrin fans after the game is abandoned following a pitch brawl . 'We have left the impression of barbarians and this is a complete disaster. It seems we don't deserve to have a nation, a soccer team or a berth in a major tournament. 'As far as I am concerned the game should not have continued after the first-minute incident. We can only thank God that no one was seriously hurt.' Montenegro face Denmark next on June 8 and currently sit, level with Russia, with five points from four games. | Dataset: ccdv/cnn_dailymail/3.0.0/validation | 9.6 | 139.025882 | 491 | 62.272727 | 0.673267 | 1 | 0.288609 | 0.761775 | 0.000135 | 1.121719 | 0.211174 | -0.449025 | null | 0.191514 | 0.884441 | 0.550975 | null | 0.953288 |
397 | 1,247 | Manchester City and Montenegro forward Stevan Jovetic claims Russia were waiting for an excuse before their Euro 2016 qualifier was abandoned amid chaotic scenes on Friday. The Group G game in Podgorica was marred by trouble from the first minute when play was suspended for over half an hour after Russia goalkeeper Igor Akinfeev was struck by a flare thrown from the stands. German referee Deniz Aytekin eventually abandoned the match after a missed second-half penalty by Russia's Roman Shirokov led to a mass brawl on the pitch while riot police struggled to contain supporters off it. VIDEOS Scroll down to watch footage of mass brawl and flare incident . Players from both sides get physical before Montenegro's match with Russia s cancelled . Russia keeper Igor Akinfeev is knocked to the ground by a flare thrown from the stands after one minute . Akinfeev is carried off the pitch on a stretcher, leading to a 35 minute suspension of the game . CLICK HERE to read full details of the shameful scenes in Podgorica . Jovetic hopes the violent scenes will not see Montenegro punished too harshly, while suggesting the Russians were searching for an excuse to lodge a complaint. 'I have problems finding words after this incident,' he told reporters. 'I just hope the fine won't be too harsh. 'However, it seems like the Russians waited for the smallest thing to happen so they can tell the referee.' Meanwhile, Montenegrin fans who keep causing trouble and forced Friday's Euro 2016 qualifier against Russia to be abandoned are 'barbarians', according to the general secretary of their FA. 'These fans sing "Montenegro we love you" but throw flares, insult rivals and cause all sorts of incidents every time they turn up and that's outright hypocrisy,' general secretary Momir Djurdjevac told reporters after the ugly scenes in the stadium. Manchester City forward Stevan Jovetic believes the visitors were searching for an excuse . Fans holding flares cut intimidating figures from the upper stands of the stadium in Podgorica . Russia head coach Fabio Capello scratches his head as players leave the pitch after the match is abandoned . Riot police clash with Montenegrin fans after the game is abandoned following a pitch brawl . 'We have left the impression of barbarians and this is a complete disaster. It seems we don't deserve to have a nation, a soccer team or a berth in a major tournament. 'As far as I am concerned the game should not have continued after the first-minute incident. We can only thank God that no one was seriously hurt.' Montenegro face Denmark next on June 8 and currently sit, level with Russia, with five points from four games. | Dataset: ccdv/cnn_dailymail/3.0.0/validation | 9.6 | 139.025882 | 491 | 62.272727 | 0.673267 | 1 | 0.288609 | 0.761775 | 0.000135 | 1.121719 | -0.260726 | -0.401648 | null | -0.620157 | 0.412541 | 0.598352 | null | 0.141618 |
398 | 1,247 | Manchester City and Montenegro forward Stevan Jovetic claims Russia were waiting for an excuse before their Euro 2016 qualifier was abandoned amid chaotic scenes on Friday. The Group G game in Podgorica was marred by trouble from the first minute when play was suspended for over half an hour after Russia goalkeeper Igor Akinfeev was struck by a flare thrown from the stands. German referee Deniz Aytekin eventually abandoned the match after a missed second-half penalty by Russia's Roman Shirokov led to a mass brawl on the pitch while riot police struggled to contain supporters off it. VIDEOS Scroll down to watch footage of mass brawl and flare incident . Players from both sides get physical before Montenegro's match with Russia s cancelled . Russia keeper Igor Akinfeev is knocked to the ground by a flare thrown from the stands after one minute . Akinfeev is carried off the pitch on a stretcher, leading to a 35 minute suspension of the game . CLICK HERE to read full details of the shameful scenes in Podgorica . Jovetic hopes the violent scenes will not see Montenegro punished too harshly, while suggesting the Russians were searching for an excuse to lodge a complaint. 'I have problems finding words after this incident,' he told reporters. 'I just hope the fine won't be too harsh. 'However, it seems like the Russians waited for the smallest thing to happen so they can tell the referee.' Meanwhile, Montenegrin fans who keep causing trouble and forced Friday's Euro 2016 qualifier against Russia to be abandoned are 'barbarians', according to the general secretary of their FA. 'These fans sing "Montenegro we love you" but throw flares, insult rivals and cause all sorts of incidents every time they turn up and that's outright hypocrisy,' general secretary Momir Djurdjevac told reporters after the ugly scenes in the stadium. Manchester City forward Stevan Jovetic believes the visitors were searching for an excuse . Fans holding flares cut intimidating figures from the upper stands of the stadium in Podgorica . Russia head coach Fabio Capello scratches his head as players leave the pitch after the match is abandoned . Riot police clash with Montenegrin fans after the game is abandoned following a pitch brawl . 'We have left the impression of barbarians and this is a complete disaster. It seems we don't deserve to have a nation, a soccer team or a berth in a major tournament. 'As far as I am concerned the game should not have continued after the first-minute incident. We can only thank God that no one was seriously hurt.' Montenegro face Denmark next on June 8 and currently sit, level with Russia, with five points from four games. | Dataset: ccdv/cnn_dailymail/3.0.0/validation | 9.6 | 139.025882 | 491 | 62.272727 | 0.673267 | 1 | 0.288609 | 0.761775 | 0.000135 | 1.121719 | 0.200418 | -0.33152 | null | -0.558455 | 0.873685 | 0.66848 | null | 0.203319 |
399 | 1,247 | Manchester City and Montenegro forward Stevan Jovetic claims Russia were waiting for an excuse before their Euro 2016 qualifier was abandoned amid chaotic scenes on Friday. The Group G game in Podgorica was marred by trouble from the first minute when play was suspended for over half an hour after Russia goalkeeper Igor Akinfeev was struck by a flare thrown from the stands. German referee Deniz Aytekin eventually abandoned the match after a missed second-half penalty by Russia's Roman Shirokov led to a mass brawl on the pitch while riot police struggled to contain supporters off it. VIDEOS Scroll down to watch footage of mass brawl and flare incident . Players from both sides get physical before Montenegro's match with Russia s cancelled . Russia keeper Igor Akinfeev is knocked to the ground by a flare thrown from the stands after one minute . Akinfeev is carried off the pitch on a stretcher, leading to a 35 minute suspension of the game . CLICK HERE to read full details of the shameful scenes in Podgorica . Jovetic hopes the violent scenes will not see Montenegro punished too harshly, while suggesting the Russians were searching for an excuse to lodge a complaint. 'I have problems finding words after this incident,' he told reporters. 'I just hope the fine won't be too harsh. 'However, it seems like the Russians waited for the smallest thing to happen so they can tell the referee.' Meanwhile, Montenegrin fans who keep causing trouble and forced Friday's Euro 2016 qualifier against Russia to be abandoned are 'barbarians', according to the general secretary of their FA. 'These fans sing "Montenegro we love you" but throw flares, insult rivals and cause all sorts of incidents every time they turn up and that's outright hypocrisy,' general secretary Momir Djurdjevac told reporters after the ugly scenes in the stadium. Manchester City forward Stevan Jovetic believes the visitors were searching for an excuse . Fans holding flares cut intimidating figures from the upper stands of the stadium in Podgorica . Russia head coach Fabio Capello scratches his head as players leave the pitch after the match is abandoned . Riot police clash with Montenegrin fans after the game is abandoned following a pitch brawl . 'We have left the impression of barbarians and this is a complete disaster. It seems we don't deserve to have a nation, a soccer team or a berth in a major tournament. 'As far as I am concerned the game should not have continued after the first-minute incident. We can only thank God that no one was seriously hurt.' Montenegro face Denmark next on June 8 and currently sit, level with Russia, with five points from four games. | Dataset: ccdv/cnn_dailymail/3.0.0/validation | 9.6 | 139.025882 | 491 | 62.272727 | 0.673267 | 1 | 0.288609 | 0.761775 | 0.000135 | 1.121719 | -0.22887 | -0.349648 | -0.125372 | null | 0.444398 | 0.650352 | 0.163237 | null |
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