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2,034 | 3 | 4 | Vindicators 3 The Return of Worldender | Vance | Like cool drinking! Like sexy drinking, not this psycho trailer-park shit! |
2,035 | 3 | 4 | Vindicators 3 The Return of Worldender | Morty | Vance, stay calm... |
2,036 | 3 | 4 | Vindicators 3 The Return of Worldender | Vance | Oh, so you're the leader now because we gave you a jacket?! You're the learning-disabled kid we do photo-ops with! |
2,037 | 3 | 4 | Vindicators 3 The Return of Worldender | Morty | Okay, ouch, but... |
2,038 | 3 | 4 | Vindicators 3 The Return of Worldender | Vance | Okay, this... this is triggering me. I need space. I-I need SPACE! FROM THIS! |
2,039 | 3 | 4 | Vindicators 3 The Return of Worldender | Alan | Give me one good reason why I shouldn't crush your windpipe! |
2,040 | 3 | 4 | Vindicators 3 The Return of Worldender | Rick | Because my epidermis is laced with a nanofiber defense mesh. |
2,041 | 3 | 4 | Vindicators 3 The Return of Worldender | Rick | And because, like I said, I don't remember last night. |
2,042 | 3 | 4 | Vindicators 3 The Return of Worldender | Alan | I told you not to invite this mummified motherfucker back! |
2,043 | 3 | 4 | Vindicators 3 The Return of Worldender | Rick | Alan, I'm not proud of what's happening here, but if you keep coming at me, there's gonna be another passenger on that ghost train. |
2,044 | 3 | 4 | Vindicators 3 The Return of Worldender | Morty | Guys! I've figured it out. |
2,045 | 3 | 4 | Vindicators 3 The Return of Worldender | Drunk Rick | Congrats! You did it-- it! |
2,046 | 3 | 4 | Vindicators 3 The Return of Worldender | Morty | It was a bit. All of the descriptors apply to all of you. Drunk Rick's point is that none of you are very special or different. That's always his point. |
2,047 | 3 | 4 | Vindicators 3 The Return of Worldender | Supernova | Let's just get through this as quickly as possible. Then, we'll deal with the two of you. |
2,048 | 3 | 4 | Vindicators 3 The Return of Worldender | Morty | The two of us?! I hope you're proud of yourself! |
2,049 | 3 | 4 | Vindicators 3 The Return of Worldender | Rick | Uh, I kind of am. I saved the goddamn universe. |
2,050 | 3 | 4 | Vindicators 3 The Return of Worldender | Morty | That's not the issue, Rick! |
2,051 | 3 | 4 | Vindicators 3 The Return of Worldender | Rick | Ahh, it would've been if I hadn't. |
2,052 | 3 | 4 | Vindicators 3 The Return of Worldender | Drunk Rick | The Vindicators say their job is is to fight evil wherever it hides, but they don't... pick the location you'll... you'll never even hear them mention, because to fight darkness is to fight yourself. |
2,054 | 3 | 4 | Vindicators 3 The Return of Worldender | Supernova | Crocubot, don't! |
2,056 | 3 | 4 | Vindicators 3 The Return of Worldender | Rick | Huh, I'm seeing more croc than bot here. |
2,057 | 3 | 4 | Vindicators 3 The Return of Worldender | Supernova | Goddammit! |
2,058 | 3 | 4 | Vindicators 3 The Return of Worldender | Morty | Uh, what happened on Dorian 5? |
2,059 | 3 | 4 | Vindicators 3 The Return of Worldender | Supernova | Nothing! |
2,060 | 3 | 4 | Vindicators 3 The Return of Worldender | Alan | Nothing?! We exterminated a planet! |
2,061 | 3 | 4 | Vindicators 3 The Return of Worldender | Morty | W-Wait, huh? |
2,062 | 3 | 4 | Vindicators 3 The Return of Worldender | Supernova | Doomnomitron was hiding here! He's a shapeshifter! Destroying Dorian 5 was the only way to kill him! |
2,064 | 3 | 4 | Vindicators 3 The Return of Worldender | Morty | Oh, o-okay. This again? |
2,065 | 3 | 4 | Vindicators 3 The Return of Worldender | Rick | You know, I could have made a device to detect Doomnomitron from orbit like that. |
2,066 | 3 | 4 | Vindicators 3 The Return of Worldender | Supernova | I'm not the one that didn't want you back. Alan was! |
2,067 | 3 | 4 | Vindicators 3 The Return of Worldender | Alan | If you lay those deaths at my doorstep one more time... |
2,068 | 3 | 4 | Vindicators 3 The Return of Worldender | Million Ants | Do not threaten her! |
2,069 | 3 | 4 | Vindicators 3 The Return of Worldender | Drunk Rick | Congrats, you did it! |
2,070 | 3 | 4 | Vindicators 3 The Return of Worldender | Supernova | What the hell is Is-ra-el? |
2,071 | 3 | 4 | Vindicators 3 The Return of Worldender | Morty | I-It's just something Rick starts talking about whenever he's blackout drunk. |
2,072 | 3 | 4 | Vindicators 3 The Return of Worldender | Rick | W-What? In w--In w-w-what--In what way? Like, w-w-what's my point? |
2,073 | 3 | 4 | Vindicators 3 The Return of Worldender | Morty | In a way that has no point! You just babble about defense budgets and the United Nations, and then you pass out! |
2,074 | 3 | 4 | Vindicators 3 The Return of Worldender | Rick | So, to be clear, I sometimes reference the geopolitical complexities of the topic, which is not the same as going to an anti-Semitic place. |
2,075 | 3 | 4 | Vindicators 3 The Return of Worldender | Million Ants | I have no stake in this. |
2,076 | 3 | 4 | Vindicators 3 The Return of Worldender | Rick | I don't either. I-I'm just saying, if anything, the drunk version of me is probably so supportive of Israel, he wants what's best for it and... |
2,077 | 3 | 4 | Vindicators 3 The Return of Worldender | Million Ants | Hey, man, I'm not touching this. You do you. |
2,078 | 3 | 4 | Vindicators 3 The Return of Worldender | Drunk Rick | Aloha... means hello and goodbye in Hawaii. But, uh, aloha means... has nothing to do with this room. I'm so fucking drunk. Ugh, okay, here's the deal. I-I want to rest my eyes for a little bit. I'm--I'm not going to sleep. I just... just need to rest my eye, so let's make this one simple. Just try to hit some three-pointers. |
2,079 | 3 | 4 | Vindicators 3 The Return of Worldender | Drunk Rick | let's say... you have to hit... five three-pointers in... five minutes or, I don't know, the whole place--the whole planet will get blown up with a n-neutrino bomb. And try to make it a-a lesson about yourselves like, like how... selfish you a-are, or something. Also, Hawaii. |
2,080 | 3 | 4 | Vindicators 3 The Return of Worldender | Morty | You guys hit the baskets. I'll disarm the drunkenly-improvised neutrino bomb. There's a 40% chance it's a dud, but y-you should still stay back. |
2,081 | 3 | 4 | Vindicators 3 The Return of Worldender | Rick | Morty, how many of these...? |
2,082 | 3 | 4 | Vindicators 3 The Return of Worldender | Morty | Too many, Rick! Too many! |
2,083 | 3 | 4 | Vindicators 3 The Return of Worldender | Rick | Man, I am really getting high-roaded today. |
2,084 | 3 | 4 | Vindicators 3 The Return of Worldender | Drunk Rick | That's a three-pointer! |
2,085 | 3 | 4 | Vindicators 3 The Return of Worldender | Alan | Nice shot. |
2,086 | 3 | 4 | Vindicators 3 The Return of Worldender | Million Ants | Thank you. |
2,087 | 3 | 4 | Vindicators 3 The Return of Worldender | Alan | You two make quite a team. |
2,088 | 3 | 4 | Vindicators 3 The Return of Worldender | Supernova | We all do. |
2,089 | 3 | 4 | Vindicators 3 The Return of Worldender | Alan | Yeah, I guess. |
2,090 | 3 | 4 | Vindicators 3 The Return of Worldender | Drunk Rick | That's a three-pointer! |
2,091 | 3 | 4 | Vindicators 3 The Return of Worldender | Alan | But you guys have always had a... an unspoken bond. |
2,092 | 3 | 4 | Vindicators 3 The Return of Worldender | Alan | I mean, really unspoken. Like, "let's-not-tell-my-husband" unspoken. |
2,093 | 3 | 4 | Vindicators 3 The Return of Worldender | Supernova | We aren't married anymore, Alan. |
2,094 | 3 | 4 | Vindicators 3 The Return of Worldender | Alan | Sure, but were we married when you two were "stranded" on Delphi 6 for three days? Because I sensed something was weird when you can back. But what do I know about sensitivity? I'm just a phantom train conductor. You're the pile of ordinary bugs that fucked my wife! |
2,095 | 3 | 4 | Vindicators 3 The Return of Worldender | Drunk Rick | That's a three-pointer! |
2,096 | 3 | 4 | Vindicators 3 The Return of Worldender | Rick | Where the fuck is the lead wire?! |
2,097 | 3 | 4 | Vindicators 3 The Return of Worldender | Morty | You always put it in the weirdest place! Um, uh, over here, maybe? |
2,098 | 3 | 4 | Vindicators 3 The Return of Worldender | Rick | Jesus Christ, what a shitty neutrino bomb. it's a miracle I actually every destroy anything. |
2,099 | 3 | 4 | Vindicators 3 The Return of Worldender | Morty | Oh, I don't know. You managed to destroy just about everything today; the villains, the heroes, the lines between them, my childhood... |
2,100 | 3 | 4 | Vindicators 3 The Return of Worldender | Rick | Thank you. I appreciate it, Morty. I know you were sucking the Kool-Aid out of the Vindicators' dicks, so the fact that I was right about them must be pretty hard to admit. |
2,101 | 3 | 4 | Vindicators 3 The Return of Worldender | Morty | Yeah, it is. You know why, Rick? Because when you're an asshole, it doesn't matter how right you are, nobody wants to give you the satisfaction. |
2,102 | 3 | 4 | Vindicators 3 The Return of Worldender | Rick | I know. Everyone wants people they like to be right. That's why popular people are fucking dumb. And why your pretentious, poorly-written, high-budget friends back there can a eat a double-decker shit sandwich. Disarmed. |
2,103 | 3 | 4 | Vindicators 3 The Return of Worldender | Morty | Holy shit. You're jealous. |
2,104 | 3 | 4 | Vindicators 3 The Return of Worldender | Supernova | YES! Is that what you want to hear?! |
2,105 | 3 | 4 | Vindicators 3 The Return of Worldender | Alan | Did it feel good?! Did you like his six million wriggling legs more than my tragedy-stricken, half-ghost, half-tumescent penis?! |
2,106 | 3 | 4 | Vindicators 3 The Return of Worldender | Drunk Rick | That's a three-pointer! |
2,107 | 3 | 4 | Vindicators 3 The Return of Worldender | Morty | Guys, stop! You're just proving my asshole grandpa right! |
2,108 | 3 | 4 | Vindicators 3 The Return of Worldender | Supernova | You wish this was about sex! We loved each other! We had a child together. |
2,109 | 3 | 4 | Vindicators 3 The Return of Worldender | Alan | WHAT?! |
2,110 | 3 | 4 | Vindicators 3 The Return of Worldender | Supernova | I conceived a child with Million Ants and it died inside me because it as HALF A MILLION ANTS AND HALF COLLAPSING STAR! And yes, he was better than you! |
2,111 | 3 | 4 | Vindicators 3 The Return of Worldender | Alan | Yeah? |
2,112 | 3 | 4 | Vindicators 3 The Return of Worldender | Million Ants | One million times better! |
2,113 | 3 | 4 | Vindicators 3 The Return of Worldender | Alan | ALL ABOOOOOOARD, MOTHERFUCKER!!! |
2,114 | 3 | 4 | Vindicators 3 The Return of Worldender | Supernova | STOP! |
2,115 | 3 | 4 | Vindicators 3 The Return of Worldender | Rick | Oof! Didn't see that comin'. |
2,116 | 3 | 4 | Vindicators 3 The Return of Worldender | Supernova | Is that sarcasm?! I don't want you slipping away then this is over! All of these deaths are on your hands! |
2,117 | 3 | 4 | Vindicators 3 The Return of Worldender | Rick | Oh, come on, maybe a couple of them, but definitely not the train guy. |
2,118 | 3 | 4 | Vindicators 3 The Return of Worldender | Supernova | All of them. |
2,119 | 3 | 4 | Vindicators 3 The Return of Worldender | Rick | O-kayyy... |
2,120 | 3 | 4 | Vindicators 3 The Return of Worldender | Drunk Rick | Congrats, you did it! |
2,121 | 3 | 4 | Vindicators 3 The Return of Worldender | Drunk Rick | All right, buy now, I've been pretty clear that I thunk the Vindicators are full of shit. But... you do have one thing I'll never have. And that thing is the only part of the Vindicators with any value to me. if you know what it is, place it on the platform.Guess wrong and the pla... planet will explode. And probably the solar system, 'cause I kind of fucking eyeballed the neutrino bombs on this one. |
2,122 | 3 | 4 | Vindicators 3 The Return of Worldender | Supernova | So what's the trick? Morty, you're the Drunk Rick expert. |
2,123 | 3 | 4 | Vindicators 3 The Return of Worldender | Morty | I think... no matter what we put on there, we die. he said it's the part of the Vindicators he values. That means nothing. He wants our last moment alive to be spent knowing how few fucks he gave. |
2,124 | 3 | 4 | Vindicators 3 The Return of Worldender | Supernova | Jesus! Okay, open to second opinions! |
2,125 | 3 | 4 | Vindicators 3 The Return of Worldender | Rick | I could--It could be Morty. |
2,126 | 3 | 4 | Vindicators 3 The Return of Worldender | Morty | What? |
2,127 | 3 | 4 | Vindicators 3 The Return of Worldender | Rick | Hey, I don't know. I mean, look, when I get drunk, I get stupid and emotional and there's no logic to it. it's, like, possible I got so drunk, I felt like I was losing Morty to the Vindicators, and maybe this is my way of saying "Okay, you can have him, but only if you know how important he is, otherwise I'll kill you." |
2,128 | 3 | 4 | Vindicators 3 The Return of Worldender | Million Ants | That is a... really specific guess. |
2,129 | 3 | 4 | Vindicators 3 The Return of Worldender | Rick | Look, I... there's nothing in the room but us. I'm just using logic to connect some dots. It's the best guess I've got. |
2,130 | 3 | 4 | Vindicators 3 The Return of Worldender | Supernova | But you're betting our lives on it. |
2,131 | 3 | 4 | Vindicators 3 The Return of Worldender | Morty | I'll cover that bet. I get it. |
2,132 | 3 | 4 | Vindicators 3 The Return of Worldender | Rick | Well, Morty, I think you're making that smirky face because you're misinterpreting the moment. I am not being coy about some hidden love for you. I want to be really clear that, if anyone has a better guess, like, if I gave you an amulet last night, or... |
2,133 | 3 | 4 | Vindicators 3 The Return of Worldender | Rick | Oh, shit. |
2,134 | 3 | 4 | Vindicators 3 The Return of Worldender | Drunk Rick | Sorry, I'm... not good at goodbyes. It looks like I'm never gonna see you again. I can't really roll with the hero types, and I don't... th-they don't want me around. But I want... you to know, even if I didn't show it at the time, II really appreciated you sticking by me. |
2,135 | 3 | 4 | Vindicators 3 The Return of Worldender | Drunk Rick | Goddammit, why am I crying? It makes no sense. |
2,136 | 3 | 4 | Vindicators 3 The Return of Worldender | Drunk Rick | Ugh, y-you're probably confused because we barely know each other... |