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dear. it wasn't coming out, was it? it was. you pulled it out. do you want it back in again? oh yuck. help. oh yuck. tissue. what did she do? er. she flew to the moon. did she fly to the moon? no. what did she do then? vomited. yes. vomited. that's right. so why did you ask? don't know. was that silly? yes. yes it was, wasn't it? right. hang on. that's it. okay. ah ah ah. lara. stop it. this is a train. is yours a train? yes. ooh. oh my goodness. oh dear. excuse me, lara. amy just got a bash on the nose. amy don't play with it or it will come out. what's the matter? wanna play ballie ballie. do you? yes. are we not playing bricks then? shall we put them back in the bag? or shall we just... let's just move them over there. i'll move them over one corner of the room. ready. steady. wee! amy oh alright then. i thought we could put that perhaps on here. shall we play ballie ballie? okay. get it. where is it? there. oh goodness me. i throwed it really high. catch. no. hands together. ooh. oh my goodness. look. where is it? there. where? catch. hands together. oh. you're not throwing it at me. catch. hooray. oh nearly. my legs. what about your legs? my legs. your legs? i can't get that. i throw it again. okay. i'm not playing if you don't throw it at me. oh. you might as well just be throwing it to yourself. can you put it on my hair? ooh. i throwed it really really high. oh. shall we play with playground? okay. i'll hafta get your table out though. can you pull your table out if you're gonna do that? so amy can't get at the bits. would you like to sit there? no. i'll sit here. you sit there. these are for mummy and daddy. oh thank you. that's for you. thank you. and this is for daddy. oh lovely. put it in the corner when he come home. yes? okay. for when he comes home. bring you table. mind that book. i think . don't take the duplo with you. little blocks. little blocks. right. now. if you just move it like that i can play as well. you move your chair. i can do this. yes. do you wanna get the playground? excellent. there. can you see that there on the bookcase? where? on the bookcase. there's your flowers. look. that i thought we'd lost. the little flowers. we thought we'd lost those, didn't we? shall we take them off? no. 'cause they're too little. just put them on there. where they're sposta go. can you put that one...? yes. that's the problem. you can't put them back on again. there. pop it in here. the flowers . yes. somebody wants to go on slide. ooh. there you go. who wants to go on
the slide? er. abi. which one's abi? shall i show you? which one? she's a little girl. there. who's that then? that's abi. that's abi. who's this? that's... can you find emma? find emma? yes. is that emma? she's got a particularily nice tracksuit. okay. she's got a bobble in in her hair. has she? who's this then? i think that's jim. that's jim, is it? i think that's a lady. whose mummy will that be? shall that be josh and polly's mum? okay. so where's josh then? that's josh and that's polly. okay. now we need lara. that's lara? we've got some here. i'm going on swing. i want abi to come on the swing with... well who's this? i'm abi. yes. but we need another one. who's this? who else is gonna come to the playground? oh look. we've got loads here. he's fallen over. he's . there. he hurt herself. did he? he hurt herself? hurt himself. oh dear. well, look. we've got josh and polly. we've got abi. can i get these people in first? in here. oh, lara. don't be so mean to amy. amy? what are you doing? that's mine. oh uhoh. ouch. what did you do? amy's just grabbed me and pinched me. what did you do with my thing? er nothing. did you take that off? no. it just came off, lara. when i was getting them in. right. amy is she vomiting? again. yes. this abi. abi wants to go on here. oh, amy. you've gotta have... did you tread on her or something? no. she just took my train. amy mummy's put it on there. okay. that's not a mummy. amy abi need a hat on. abi needs a hat on? yes. is it a nice hot day? yes. abi. pardon? thanks for finding it. thanks for finding it? that's alright. oops. fell off. under the table. oh dear. i think josh and polly are gonna play in the sandpit. well. polly can't play in the sandpit. she can. she's not too little. you know? she's a big girl. one of them's gonna have the watering can. josh. i think josh... josh's being a bit naughty 'cause you're not sposta have a watering can in the sand. he's not being naughty. you don't have watering cans in the sandpit. i don't have watering cans in my sandpit, do i? no. you don't. i'm good. you are. would you like to... would... i have these. look. dropped off. dropped on the floor. here it is. oh yes. put it up on the chair. are you sitting on floor? i'm sitting on your beanbag. you can sit on my beanbag. good. 'cause you're my friend. thank you. do you think that emma and mummy would like to sit in the shade of the nice tree? yes. do you? i do as well. i'm going to sit in the hot. that's alright. because i'm cold in the cold. i see. oh look. nice
shady tree there. hello. hello. i'm on a bike. are you? yes. oh excellent. we're playing in the sandpit. he's fallen over. josh has. so's polly. polly's going to sit up there. polly can have that. okay. i'm abi. hello, abi. what are you doing? i'm on a bike, abi is. is she? yes. oh. lucky abi. mind the watering can. mind watering can. who's going to have the watering can? what about emily? is this emily or is it lara? that's lara. oh. lara can have the watering can. lara hasn't got any shoes on. get some shoes. think this will be lara. this one there. oh that's lara, is it? who's this then? emily? okay. emily hasn't got any shoes on. she's in the house. i'm going really fast. look. i'm going really fast. hooray. mummy? yes? what would you like? i like chocolate in there. some chocolate in there? yes. okay. is that abi? this is abi's mum. there you go. put it up. look at this naughty squirrel. what? go on the tree, squirrel. squirrel says... no. we're going on the slide. i'll put you on the tree. okay. move them up a bit so they don't fall off the edge of the table. he cannot fall down on that bit. i know. let me see if we've got any glue to mend this pan. shall we have a look? yes. shall i put it together for you and you can stick the glue on? i know how to fix it. mummy? i know how to fix this. mhm? we don't need any glue. i know how to fix it. do you? yes. how? you hafta put it on there. pardon? hafta put it on... i think what we needta do... yes? is really to stick these two bits together like that with this glue. so. you don't touch this. okay? because it's horrid. okay. right. herself there's one. that's one surface done. now the other surface. i wanna see. yes. okay. well. you can see. lara. sit on your chair please. i can't see properly when your head's in front of me. can i stick this on there? no. you hafta wait a bit now. you hafta wait until both surfaces are nearly dry. now just leave them there for a bit. yes. and then when they're nearly dry... yes? we stick them together. right then. you can have the other bike. oh. thank you. who's going to come on the bike? oops. on the other bike? emily's fallen over. emily wants to go on the other bike. okay. well she says give watering can to mummy then. to lara's mummy. put it in the basket. mummy says ooh. oh my goodness. oh dear. we're having an accident. with the squirrel. is that funny? right. i'll pop it in the basket then. that's our watering can, isn't it? yes. come on, emily then. on the bike. she hasta stand up. she does sort of. i'll
show you. like that. oh. what's happened? everything's breaking. right. i can't fix bikes. can't you? no. i can. i'm going riding this way. i'm riding this way. hello. who are you? i'm going very fast. i'm abi. oh right. i'm emily. i've got a hat on that's too big. this is very silly, this hat. it doesn't fit anybody. this does fit everybody. that fits you. this hat does. you hafta say where're you going, abi? oh. that's sposta fit him i think. that's sposta fit abi. brrmm. brrmm. oh look. he's not holding on. hold on. whatever your name is. what's this person's name? that's josh. i thought josh and polly were in the sandpit? that's polly. that's polly. polly wants to go in this way. okay. let go of your... oh right. i think this is how you go in this way. i think you sit there. and hold on there and there like that. there. i have that one and you have this one. okay. i can do it really fast. can you? i think mummy's going to push them. would you like me to push you? really fast. really fast? okay. mind out the way. i am out of the way. oh. you're making me dizzy. oh. silly hat. not fitting abi. not fitting abi, is it? isn't it? oh dear. does it fit somebody else? yes. oh. do you think it fits emily? no. no? polly? er who then? josh. josh. okay. josh has got a hat on. josh is getting bigger. is he? you're getting bigger as well, aren't you? josh... i wanna play in the sand. says josh go on then. i don't wanna. well. what do you wanna do? i wanna go on the slide. have you pumped? have you pumped, lara? well. what do you say? pardon me. pardon me? what does that mean? pardon me. i don't know what you mean. i'll hafta send you to bed because she's not saying pardon me. pardon me. that's better. mummy says i'm going to go down the slide. no. yes. no. you're too big. oh. i wanna go down the slide. alright. down the slide. oh. those squirrels. oh no. what's... this squirrel's going to sit on the bin. come on then. she can't get through. stay down. whee. that was fun. i'm going swing. i wanna go in the swing, mummy. okay. who's had the longest go. i think these two have, haven't they? no. she's been in the swing for the longest. abi's got a sun hat on. that's not abi. yes. it is. that's abi. that's not abi. abi's going to go on the climbing frame. okay. that's alright. that's not abi. yes. it is. that's phoebe, i think. can you do it? mhm. climbing frame. he can't get on the climbing frame. why not? because he doesn't wanna. oh doesn't he? no. why not? he's hiding. oh. he's sad now. oh. you're being mean. i don't think
these children wanna play with you if you're gonna be mean. i want that. you want that? go on then. can you see that? i know. it fell off. it's my last go. it's her last go. and it's not your go. mind out the way. mind out the way, emily. i am out the way. mind out the way. i am out of the way. mind out the way. i'm going to have a ride on emily's... we're going to have a ride. mind out the way. lara. pardon you again. pardon me. right we are having a ride. wee. i want that one. please? please. i can go... oh what's happened? what? look. on the floor. ooh. get back on the table. oh. what's happened to yours? oh and again. can't get my leg in. can't you? can now. good. i'm sitting in there. let's go. off we go. you just hafta do that on the wheels. you just hafta do slowly. that wheel does go now. that wheel does go now. good. this is my car. where? this is my car. is it mended? yes. shall i get the little... well. i don't think we can play with it now. i think we hafta wait until it dries. it's still gotta dry. but we'll be able to play with it later. okay. hello. i've got a little girl. hello. i'm driving this little girl. oh. this is a car. this is a bike. let's go. in the... we in the car. we're in the bike. on the bike. shall we go to er... i'm going to go to mummy because i want something to eat. come on. come with me. let's go to abi's house. no. i'm going to mummy's. see if there's something to eat. mummy mummy mummy. can i have something to eat? can we have something to eat? and mummy says alright then. shall we have a picnic? yes. okay. i'll get a cloth to lie on the blanket. cloth thingy. everybody sit around on the floor in a big circle. oh. uh oh. what's happened? nothing. just my chair. it was just my chair. okay. just my chair. i want some tea. everybody wants some tea. here's the cloth. to sit on. oops. are they all falling off? yes. they'll hafta sit like that. i'm sitting next to abi. that's polly. i'm sitting next to josh. where do you hafta pop...? pop them here. you don't touch it yet. why not? right. who would like tea? me. who would like some coke? me. the bear's asleep. the bear's asleep? we don't wanna talk loudly if the bear's asleep. we wanna talk quietly, don't we? she's a horrid people. who? amy. she's the horrid people? yes. she says bobo baba. is she a horrid people or a horrid person? horrid person. no. horrid people. no. horrid people are lots of people. she's not really horrid though, is she? she is. why is she horrid?
because she's . mhm? i'm going play now. okay. i'm . alright then. later. one two three four. oh i can do that. mhm. i can go under the table so i can . you find me. i'm gonna play hide and seek. where's lara gone, amy? sorry. didn't catched it, did she, amy? amy catched it. she caught it. amy catched it. i caught it. hooray! i caught it. hooray. i caught it. hooray. no. i catched it. caught it. i caught it. right. amy i caught it. hooray. whee! don't think it needs any more stewing actually. why? because it's nice and soft. where? here. i caught it. hooray. i kicked it to you. thank you. here we go. okay? worms on toast? no way. soapy sausages. no way. yuck. bugs in a bun? no yuck. no way. don't eat them. right then. hairy chips. no way. hairy chips? i called them hairy chips. can you read that to me? yes. oh down on your bottom, amy. amy down your bottom, amy. amy can you read that story? can you pass amy's little clinking things or something? read this? well yes alright then. did she spread them all around? yes. she didn't want them, did she? she wanted your book. right. there's mices eating ices when you reach the mouse motel. is there something nice for supper that you'd like to eat as well? but you can start at the end. at the end? alright then. we'll find the end, shall we? no. not that end. the beginning do you mean? beginning. right. oh lovely. i'm gonna hafta get amy a . who's that jingling... oh, amy. amy@ don't eat it. oh fiddlesticks. you just say it a minute. who's that...? you know it, don't you? right. start again. who's that jingling in the jungle when you're on your way to bed. the tiger's busy cycling. will you have a look instead? go on. what does it say? snake. snake. that's right. jingly jingly. jingly jingly. jingly jingly. what's there? lion. roar. what's that? that's a triangle. it goes ding ding ding. bit like a bell. but it's triangular. not bell shaped. oh. don't you want that? nope. jingly jingly. jingly jingly. what is it? squeak squeak. squeak squeak. a mouse. oh amy. amy where's he going? er he's going back to the jungle. can i see? is that it? yes. he's going back to bed. here's a lizard in a blizzard and it's fun to play outside. but bedtime's creeping closer so who will you ask for a ride? what does it say? fox in box. no. he's...? reading. reading. no what? not reading it until you put your tongue away and talk properly. no he's what? he's asleep. are you gonna talk properly? no yes? hello? right. i hate that nah nah. don't like it. it's not funny. the skunk in a bunk? no. he's asleep. the skunk in the bunk. right. and he's asleep. what's
that? a sheep in the jeep. a sheep in the jeep? and amy nods. yes. that's what it says. you're right. sheep in the jeep. sheep in a jeep. let's go. hang on. i'm trying to wipe amy's nose. let's go to the mouse motel. there's mices eating ices when... can you do it? when you reach the mouse motel. is there something nice for supper that you'd... you do it. like to eat as well? i'm going to. i haven't read the rhyme yet. what are those? hairy pears. hairy pears. nasty. oops. i've got the hairy pears. bugs on a bun. no way. what are they? soapy sausages. soapy sausages. are you tired? do you want a cuddle? yes? come on then. get up a minute. i can't move unless you get up. you've got your head on my hand. don't wanna. you don't want a cuddle? no. okay. well. we'll hafta close the book if you put your head on it. you had your head on it. i couldn't read it. you did. you're dribbling. ugh. do you wanna read it? right. i'll tell you what we'll do. oh don't start, amy r. amy budge up, lara. i'm in the middle. you are. right. that's better. soapy sausages. don't want my bobble in. what don't you want? wawawawa. wawawawa. you don't want your bobble in? er off amy's hand now. one two three. that was close. i know. amy right. is that my name? well. that's what it says. what's those? hairy pears. worms on toast. worms on toast. and that says how disgusting. how disgusting. then it moves and that says? hairy pears. hairy pears and that says nasty. a nice surprise. what is it? hairy pears. hairy pears? is that nice to eat? you're weird. you tell me. fish fingers and fries. fish fingers and fries. amy right. if you're ready for your beddy sleepy corner's down the drive. choose a window to climb into and hop through when you arrive. too high. don't try. look out. no fear. not in here. spider. spider. no. you've missed the monsters, haven't you? look out. monster's about. hooray. this way. say the frogs. now you're busy in the bathroom blowing bubbles with the soap. is there anybody hiding you can tell me that i hope? is anybody hiding? yes. where? an owl in...? towel. a towel. don't want. get pingu out. amy lara. we're a bit squashed. we're a bit squashed, aren't we? we are when you did that. what about the bison in the basin? and what about behind the shower... here you are then. the bison in the basin. and what's behind the shower curtain? a wombat in a bath hat. now where's that crunching crocodile? where's big bear and tickle me too before you go to sleep. they wanna say good night to you. good night. tell me please. are you ready for a great big squeeze? a great big squeeze! ready? oh, amy.
amy shh. amy lift up your arms. say how do you do. do you know my name? tickle me too. tickle me too. you forgot to put me a t-shirt on. no i didn't. i thought it was nice and hot. i thought it would be hot enough not have a t-shirt. but it wasn't. i thought you'd get nice brown arms. think you'll hafta let go of her hand, lara. i think that's why she's whinging. stop hassling her or i shall hafta sit in the middle instead. you haven't shut your eyes and made sure they're tight. show me some toes that i can bite. got a nail? that's all sleep tight. read me again tomorrow night. i wanna do that. you've done it. go on then. show me some toes that i can bite. there. you read pingu and kite. pardon? you read pingu and kite. pardon? please can you read pingu and the kite? yes please. yes i can. pingu and the kite. yes, amy. amy let me get my drink first. oh tissue. oh dear. you're a whingebag today, amy r. amy the wind was blowing hard at the southpole. do you think that's why she's crying? i do. lara. i've said let go of her. do you wanna read this? oh. oh, amy. amy what are you doing? amy right. pingu and the kite. the wind was blowing hard at the southpole so pingu and pinga decided to...? fly a kite. fly their kite. isn't it pretty? said pingu as the kite swooped gracefully. make it fly higher. said pinga. but then what happened, lara? lara goes mad and bashes her head on the sofa? well. that's university out for you. look at your hair. your hair's gone all static and weird. can you...? would you like to do it? would i like to do it? no. absolutely not. would you like to do woo! no. not really. i'm not mad. you're mad. here we go again. amy lara. are you gonna go mad again or are you gonna read the book? don't want that cushion. why not? it's a nice cushion. not. it is. isn't it, amy? amy that's not a lovely book. it is a lovely book. that's not a lovely book. you're not lovely. my books are not lovely. they are. no. they're not. shall i throw them all away then? yes. okay. take them all off and i'll put them all in the bin. no. no. not that book. that's nice. you like bedtime bear, do you? we banged heads. you didn't bang heads. you bashed into . we bumped heads. she got snotty nose. has she? oh. you're sitting on her tissue. there. careful of my tea 'cause you might get burnt again. why? you know you got burnt on the light yesterday? well. if you get your finger in my tea you'll get burned again. let's lie down. oh that's lovely. daddy's here. no. not yet. daddy's bringing
a friend home with him. why? to say hello to you and amy. who's he taking home? somebody he useta go to school with. why have he got a car? well. so he can get to work. have we gotta walk? we're not going anywhere i don't think. we can go to abi's house. we're not going to abi's house. we went yesterday. i'm not spending all day every day at abi's house. it would be boring if we spent every day at abi's house, wouldn't it? move your feet. one two three. i'd be bored, wouldn't you? why? because we'd hafta spend every day at abi's house? it would be boring. amy ouch! oh, lara. don't do that. it hurts. that was only a playful slap. amy tickle tickle. shall i be tickle you? not with your feet 'cause it actually hurts. it doesn't tickle at all. it hurts. mhm. oh. lara's talking rubbish again. lara? amy what does that mean? amy it's in my bed. is it? can you get off? no. no. you can sit on chair. i'm not moving. i'm tired. i'm sleeping . are you going under the cushion? yes. i'm going. moon is not... no. moon is coming out. is it? does that mean it's bedtime? oh good. it's bedtime. oh lovely. the moon's coming out. the moon's going in. is it? yes. right. have we gotta wake up. does that mean we've gotta wake up? yes. the moon out. you sit on that cushion. no. i'm going to pull you off. oh please don't, lara. i'm too tired to faff around like that. you don't need... lara! no. oy. you don't need that cushion off. i'm sitting on it. we're comfy, aren't we, amy? amy thank you. you're not. we are. not. watch me. put it on amy. let me have it. no. don't eat it. oh, lara. careful. i'm putting my necklace on her. oh, lara. i think that might hurt her. that's it. that's better. oh lovely. oh lovely. shall we do it again? no. because i think it hurt her enough the first time. oh, amy. amy will you stop wiping your nose on my t-shirt? amy lovely lovely lovely lovely lovely. lovely amy. lovely amy. shall we do it again? do we hafta? yes. can't we just do it and leave it? she's trying to eat it. you'll break it pulling it like that. you are break it 'cause... right. shall we try it on my foot? you can if you want. woof woof. we stuck. oh my goodness. there. oh, amy. amy oh, amy. just hafta... look. it got soap in my . good, isn't it? yes. that gave her a shock. that gave you a shock. amy she thinks that's funny. eat your toes then. amy eat your toes then. amy eat your toes. amy eat your toes. amy amy. amy eat your toes. amy oh. look. let's have a look. round your legs. round her legs,
amy. amy byebye, miranda. miranda. byebye, miranda. why? where's miranda going? she's going home. she goes home on tuesday lunchtime, doesn't she? yes. when you're at nursery. yes. ouch. amy what did she do? lost her balance and nearly fell backwards. but mummy saved her. didn't i? she's eating a bit of tissue. i know. i don't know why because it tastes horrid. ouch. you can't still be tired, amy. amy you've just had two and a half hours sleep. amy you've only been up an hour. amy i think you're tired i know. but you've been up since seven. ooh. amy. amy shush. you're gonna be bald by the time amy grows up, lara. fight. fight with the cushions. oh no. don't fight with the cushions. not those ones. they're too big. and i'm lying on the other ones. pardon? i'm lying on the other ones. no, amy. amy oh this is a heavy. this . i'm going bouncy. i want . no. leave them on now. i can't be bothered. we'll hafta take them all the way upstairs and put them away in case amy gets them. just leave them there until we go upstairs. amy can come on the bouncy, yes? can she? yes. we've got 'nough cushions. let's see if she wants to. amy? amy do you wanna go on the bouncy castle? amy this is a bouncy castle, amy. amy do you wanna go on it? amy we start here. i think she'll just hafta bounce. i'm on my bouncy. it's quite fun. go on then. bounce bounce bounce. emily's got a bouncy, hasn't she? pardon? emily's got a bouncy. well. it's not hers. they borrowed it for the day. it's gone back to the man whose it is now. who owns it. she would like to go on the bouncier. do you think? i think she would perhaps like to sit on it or something. no. give her those back. you've got be very careful. you've gotta be very careful. why? because it might break. so you know what happens if you tread on the carpet? what? crocodiles get you. you'll hafta avoid the carpet. there. no. i thought that could be part of it. oh well. never mind. it could be sometimes. we've got enough cushions. have we? alright then. you can come on out here. oh i'm just gonna watch for the moment because i'm exhausted. you can come on the bouncy with me. the ladies tell you off when... can i just watch? well. the ladies might tell you off. i don't think they'll tell me off just for watching, will they? no. they will tell you off for watching. why? it's fun on this bouncier! is it? oh mind amy. sorry. amy here you go, amy. amy whee. did you fall over? amy? whee. i wanna take clothes off while i'm on the bouncier. pardon? wanna take my clothes off while i'm on the bouncier. no. don't take your clothes
off. why? it's rude. yes. no. it's rude. no. it is. no. i'll get cross. you only take your clothes off for going in water, don't you? like the bath or something. i wanna go in the sea. i do as well but unfortunately we're not at the seaside. we could pretend. swim. finished. oh lovely. amy i've got doggy. pardon? i've got doggy. have you? you could take doggy for a walk. he's at the seaside. oh excellent. now she can walk along the beach. shall we show him? what? show you where he is? okay. where is doggy? in this corner. i don't think he is. i can see him. no. he's just waiting for me to play. you mean your little doggy or a pretend doggy? my pretend doggy. do you wanna go on the bouncier? amy wanna come on bouncier? i don't think so. she does. i think she just wants a cuddle. she was a bit clingy. she wants mummy a lot today. look. climb on there? i don't think she wants to yet. and bounce. i don't want them on. which ones don't you want on? oh, lara. leave them on until we go upstairs. i put them on there. no. oh alright then. come here and i'll take them off. why don't you want them on? because they are horrid. they're not horrid. they're nice. how come they're suddenly horrid? when before they were really nice? they will make holes. okay. oh. you're so pedantic. amy can you see that hole in there? i know. but it doesn't matter. amy let me take it off, lara. yes. no. not yes. no. ouch. amy, no. amy help, lara. i'm being attacked. amy don't you attack me as well. lara. get off my t-shirt. what're you doing? i'm being attacked by a dribble snot monster and a trouble. this is the sea. is it? have a nice swim. want amy to swim. amy's swimming. look. swim swim. amy's... this is the water. not there. we're in the water as well. i'm in the sea. i'm in the sea as well. the whole front room is the sea. whee. no. it's not. amy's going splish splash. splish splash. ooh. ooh. i'm struggling around on the sea. let it go under the chair. i post it under the chair. post it under the chair. thanks. we can stick it through that bit. post it under... what are you posting under the chair? a book. which book? this book. are we going to lose that? and find it again in about twenty years time when you're old and grey? yes. oh. amy says yes yes yes yes. no no no no no. amy don't eat me. amy don't eat me. i like to swim in the sea. you like to swim in the sea? yes. i'm a crab. i'm going to eat your toes. oh. i'm going to get her toes. no! why not? you're not a crab.
i need some toes for my dinner. you're not snatching toes. no. i want your toes to eat for my dinner. no. crabs get your toes. you can't get them. he's asleep. pardon? he's asleep. no. you're mummy. i'm the mummy. are you? i'm the mummy and you're the . amy you did it. he's under the sea. he's a crab. who's a crab? he's a crab. the doggy is a crab, is he? there's another crab under there. is there? will it get your toes? is it gonna get your toes? there's a crab under there. i can see a crab. is it gonna get your toes? let's leave him in the water. okay. oh. there's a crab under there. it's a bit wobbly. the crab looks a bit wobbly? yes. oh. rolled off. this is a very good sea. you stamp on this one first. you stamp on this one... you're not gonna stamp on the crab, are you? and then you stamp... you're treading on the crab. fourteen. eighteen. sixteen. hooray. you go on this chair first. okay. stand on that side. okay. an then you just get down. step. and then you fall over. because you're treading on that crab. if you moved the crab you wouldn't fall over. you stand on this chair and then you go down and then you stand on that first and then you shboom! shboom! that's... i'm a crab too. you're a crab. shall i stand on you? look. here's some nice toes in the water. here are my nice toes in the water. clap clap. oh no. i'm a crocodile. are you? yes. i'll just dangle my feet in the water. clap clap. oh! crocodile's getting me amy. amy's just dangling her feet in the water. dangle dangle dangle. oh! there's a crocodile. yum yum yum yum yum yum. i ate up. just dangling my hand in the water, amy. dingle dangle dingle dangle. shall we... rrrr. rrr. oh! a crocodile. yum yum yum. lara. no. lara. stop attacking us. my bobble. i know. this is my car. come on, doggy. push you in. let's go. neenor. gone. can't reach your tea over there. can't reach my tea? no. i've finished it anyway. at home. bye bye. bye bye. at shop. oh. what are you going to buy? i'm going to buy . amy lara. can you go and get your flannel from the radiator in the dining room for amy's face please? can you? thank you. and neenaw. it's the green flannel on the radiator behind the table. i can't get that. please? i can't get it. quickly. can't get it. lara. i can't get it! why not? because... you hafta stand on the chair. don't wanna. please? don't wanna. please. because i've got amy on me and i can't get up. can you go and get it please? just stand on the chair and you'll see it on the radiator. this one? yes. green one? yes please.
catch. amy see you know what amy's doing, lara? can you do that? shrimp impressions. we'll be shrimps, amy, in the sea. amy you're a fishes. am i? i've come to see fishes. hello. my name is a blobble fish. and this is amy blobble fish. hello little blobble fish. hello. what's your name? mummy. are you? i'm called mummy. mummy. can i come in the water and be a crab? yes please. no. oh. can i squeeze through this bit? i can't. why not? there is a balloon behind there. is there? can you just get that balloon? no. i wanna get it. i can't get up, lara. amy's jumping on my tummy. and it's not get it. it's get it. where's all the other balloons? amy the balloon there. that's the balloon you left there for daddy. that's a very good safely nice. that's a good safety nice? oh. do you wanna see my doggy? yes please. come on then. where is it? it's here. see my doggie. see my doggie, amy. amy where's your doggy? there. where? in there. hello, doggy. that's a lovely doggy. you can't see it. she can. she didn't. she did. she didn't. she did, didn't you, amy? she didn't. i'm on a neenor. this is my car. here's your granny. hello. my granny? hello, granny. would you like to talk to amy? here we are then. here you are. let's see what she does. no. she's talking. oh. poor, amy. i think you're in a bit of a state. amy no. she can't have that. that is her toy. it's not. it is. ooh. gone now. do you know what i could do? i could throw the beanbag at you and knock you off the chair. i got off. you got off anyway and fell down on your own. on my bonce. on your bounc. i fell down. there's my balloon. amy watch me? one two three. go! jump down with both feet. at the same time. one two three. hooray! clever girl. one two three four four. one two three four five six seven. hooray! oh dear. one two three four five. five. five six seven eight nine. and then we jump. jump. and then we get back on again. and then we sit on there. and we be very careful, don't we? yes. ready steady go! go. i skipped down. i skipped. you skipped? did you? one two... i sit on here and it's nice and comfy. good. ouch. and then we do . hooray! and then we get back on again and then we . we hafta go now. where? home. okay. bye. bye. doggy. bye. we're shrimps. bye. we're shrimps. bye. oh help help help. doggy. doggy? have you gone? oh. where's lara? amy i'm finding my doggy. you're finding your doggy? but it's not here. i hafta take him home because he's my own doggy. okay. amy says yes. where's the dog gone? oh god. he's not
there. i think he's there on the chair. he's not. on the chair. doggy. right. i'm sitting . oh. amy time to go, doggy. now you be good. look. maybe if you lay him down? bye bye, goldfishes. bye bye. goldfishes? are we goldfishes now? i thought we were shrimps. hello. is um everybody um alright? ooh. bye. we're shrimps. bye. you're a shrimp, amy? amy do your shrimp impression. what? it's eight o'clock. okay? we hafta go home. do we? 'cause it's eight o'clock. okay. bye. come on. we're shrimps. we live here. no. you're not shrimps. what are we? you're lara and i'm mummy. okay. and that's amy. okay. and that in here's our doggy. our doggy. like sam. do you like sam? are you sure? oh good. emma wants a list. emma wants what? a list. a list? of what? amy let's go home. we hafta go home! why? we hafta walk. do we? i hafta get a tissue actually, lara. we useta take a... amy that was amy's doggy. amy where's the car gone? it's in the garage actually. is it upstairs? it's in the garage with amy's pram. can you get it? oh not now. in a bit. i . you hafta go walk 'out it then. we'll hafta go for a walk without it? we will. it's not very long enough, look. no. do you want me to tie a longer piece of string to it? yes. alright then. 'cause amy did that. amy just ate a bit of it. amy ate it? did she? yes. i don't think so. here you are. come in here. i'm putting them in here. will you put them in here? i will. yes. if you want me to. there. a nice long bit of string. oh. amy you hafta play. lara. i've just sat down. let's pretend to play. can't this be a car? brrrm brrrm. i'm driving. amy's driving. i'm driving. amy's driving. i'm driving. amy's driving. shall we both drive? okay. brrm brrm brrrm brrrm. brrrm brrrm brrrm. shall we put some music on? what music is it? it's rosie and jim. hafta go out. okay. why? are we there yet? yes. we are there. let's go. let's go fly a kite. i wanna fly a kite. we haven't got a kite. we're going to fly a kite. a pretend one. let's go and fly a kite. pretend kite. why's amy taken her babygro off? pardon? why's amy taking her babygro off? why is amy taking her babygro off? 'cause i'm going to change her nappie. you'll get it all over yourself if you do that. oh she's lovely and warm and snuggly. oh. let's snuggle up. oh she's a little warm and snuggly. amy no. well. let's snuggle up. let's not kill her. all warm and snuggly. right. budge up then, lara. so we can do her nappie. here. i needta put her on here. no. we need you moving. not her moving. whee.
amy amy well. stop doing it to me then. slobber slobber slobber. slobber slobber slobber. slobber slobber slobby. slobby? there. seesaw lara sing. i going sleep. you're going to sleep? yes. night night. see you in the morning. your bottom's sticking out. why don't you get rosie and put her to sleep in the pram? come on, little baby. are you going to sleep with rosie? yes hello. no. i sitting there. what's the matter? are you squashing her? night night. sing her a bedtime story. more dadaw. more dadaw. is more dadaw coming? more dadaw. pardon? more dadaw. when's she coming? is she coming tomorrow? oh look, more dadaw. shall we have a sleep? pardon? we asleep. are you asleep? shh. lara's asleep, more dadaw. and rosie. and rosie. shh. i think lara might be waking up. lara waking up? no. you're not? oh. got slippers. who's got slippers? rupert. has he? rupert. did rupert wear his slippers to nursery? yes. did he? has lara got slippers? no. no. you haven't, have you? seesaw. go on. oops. go on. row row row the boat. ow. it's a bit of a squash for two of you, isn't it? oops. snail. there's the snail. there's a . there's a snail. i bit poorly. are you? yes. what's the matter? where's poorly? it's here. let's see. i got baby in tummy. you've got what? baby. no. who's got baby in tummy? mummy. yes. mummy. hello. rosie. who's got big fat tummy? where's rosie gone? she's there. where's rosie. where's rosie mouth gone? well. she's turned over on her front, sweetheart. rosie lie down. rosie . mummy. heidi go in there. heidi? go in there. do you want me to go and get heidi? no. mine . this is there. oh. sort this out. rosie this. get it on. sarah coming . sarah coming in front room. sarah? in front room. no. i think sarah's next door. get out rosie. rosie's crying. is she? yes. better let her go to sleep then. mummy. hello, sausage. is lara tired? no. i bit poorly. you're a bit poorly, are you? yes. i got baby tummy. you've got what? i got scratch. i know you've got scratch. mummy. you got scratch poorly? i have. yes. rosie's tired. ah. give her a cuddle then. rosie. you go to sleep. ow. got scratch. hurt. rosie. that's hurt. does it? you very naughty. what did she do? hurts lara. where? come out. well. rosie. i think you should kiss lara better. ah. that's nice. thank you, rosie. rosie. you want rosie lie in pram? oh look. there's daddy's sanding discs. found them. is roise not... rosie lie down. rosie's lying on the floor. is she not allowed in the pram? no. mummy. mhm? mummy go in the pram? well. have a look at the size of the pram and then at the size of mummy. i think mummy's perhaps a little bit too big. rosie lie down here. you
get her then. rosie lie down there. lie. rosie. it hurts. rosie. it hurts. does rosie keep hurting lara? yes. oh. poor lara. naughty rosie. it's late, rosie. pardon? are you? hello. mummy lie down. no. mummy can't lie down. it's too small. it's too small for lara really, isn't it? too small. you useta fit in that pram. lara's just right. are you? yes. oh. but your legs are a bit long, aren't they? i can see your bottom. more. ow. careful in that. don't play roughly with it. rosie. you lie down in the pram. put her in the pram then. eyes shut in the pram. gently. down. carefully, lara. lara. get in it properly please. that's it. sleep. okay. rosie asleep? i hope she is. she looks comatose to me. rosie. you sleep there. no. is... no. it's hurts. no. it's hurts. rosie. i don't think she meant it. give her a kiss and let her back in the pram. that's it. that way. mummy. you got see... no. it's hurts. what's she doing? she's not doing anything to you. hello. hello. night night. night night. mummy . pardon? mummy lie there. mummy's too big. mummy's got big fat tummy. no. mummy daddy got big fat tummy. mummy got baby tummy. oh. what's lara got then? has lara got big fat tummy or baby tummy? baby tummy. no. big fat tummy. i got big fat tummy. have you? i go lie down. okay. lie down. lie down where? in pram. alright then. mummy get . pram. is that clever crawling into it like that? oh. night night. mummy. yes. where's lara's head gone? where's lara's head gone? boo. i can see lara. rosie lie down there. you get her then. no enough room. is there not enough room? no. is lara too big? no. is rosie too big? yes. but rosie's smaller than lara. more. go on then. mummy sing it. no. lara sing it. sing with grandad. mummy sing it again. what shall i sing? who shall i sing? row row boat more dadaw. lara sing daddy. go on. gently down the... you haven't gotta the daddy bit yet. sing it with daddy. no. how about with sally? wonder what time... what time is it lara? it's ten to six. is it? yes. actually it's quarter past six. past six. yes. so... yes. i think it's bathtime. no. yes. no no no. yes yes yes yes yes. i done wee wee the potty. do you want another wee wee? yes. well. i haven't cleaned it you. you'll hafta... we'll go and do wee wee in the toilet. yes? before your bath. i want choccy. choccy? yes. you had a chocolate lollipop, didn't you? oops. right. sit down then. bit hot. it's not a bit hot now. it is. it is? yes. alright. didn't that hurt your foot? what's that? that's a cold tap. you know that's a cold tap. hooray. lara's sitting down. right. it's not
hot now. you get the water from the bath and pour it in the lighthouse. okay? yes. alright then. that's it. little man's going up. rosie and jim. mummy sing it. more. that way. okay. i don't know the rest. sing it. i don't know the rest. lara sing it. hooray. mores mummy sing it. where's it gone, mummy? you just took it off. show you. rose and jim. that goes... do you want mummy to do it? that way. that way. that goes that way. does it? no. oh dear. never mind. rosie and jim. think it's a bit twisted. that's it. that one go there. that's it. what can you see on the picture? rosie and jim. mhm. what else? rosie. yes. where's rosie's bag? there. and jim's book? where's... there. oh good. there. what's that? what's what? what's that? that's a curtain. rosie's hiding behind it. do it. where's postman pat gone? you've just thrown him into the bath. he's upside down. tummy. that's not his tummy. that's his bottom. tummy. that's his bottom. tummy. that's his tummy. where's lara's tummy? is it a big fat tummy or a little tummy? where's the tummy gone? there. where's postman pat? pardon? mummy go downstairs. washing up. washing up? yes. i'm not going to wash up. why do you want me to wash up. where's gone? it's there. oops. that's it. there. i got . hm? oh dear. shall mummy put it on properly? you hafta twist it round until it fits. turn it round. on it. put it on and turn it round until it fits. that's it. that's where it fits. clever girl. there. that where it fits. that where it fits? no. you hafta keep turning it round. no. i mean you put it on and then turn it round. hurts elbow. you hurt your elbow? yes. come here. did you get it? where's he? where's who? where's he? where's he gone? where's who gone? where's he? go in there. ouch. ouch. mummy. i need a . whee! oh. jim's all wet. he is all wet. that's 'cause you wet him. is rosie wet now as well? i get it more. oh. all fall. won't fit. he's swimming. swimmy. oops. you're splashing mummy. oy. mummy's getting wet. you're sposta be wet. you're in the bath. getting out. you wanna get out? no. what're you ohing about. lara sing... what do you wanna sing? go on then. take the boat out of your mouth. you couldn't sing properly with a boat in your mouth, can you? lara. yes. is mummy's baby a boy or a girl? boy. a boy. is it? do you want a brother or a sister? i want sister. you want sister. sister. well. a sister hasta be a girl. yes. so do you want mummy's baby to be a girl? do you love grandad? lara? where's that gone? the man? yes. you've just dropped him into the bath. what about this? this go.
what's this? you've got all the bits of the lighthouse off. where's the lighthouse gone? well. you've just taken it apart. look. the red bit goes first. then this white bit. right. and then the lid. no. no? okay. no. the red bit goes first. that way. that's it. no. the other way. that's it. there. all done. take that off. want take that off. take that off? no. that doesn't come off. that goes on there? mhm. no. it doesn't go in that hole. there. that's where the man lives, that hole. put the man in there. okay. there. yes? okay. oh. let's hold it. oh. you go down. you can't shut the door unless you put him in the lighthouse. right. you twist it round to get the door out. there. that's it. what about this? what about what? what about that? okay. put the red bit on first then. where's the red bit? it's on. that's it. oh. go up. yes. goes up and up and up. don't eat him. jump. jump. stand up. no. it won't stand up in the bath. oh yes. it will. hold it. that . on there. mummy help. what's the matter? i got poorly. oh. don't eat the man. oh. there it is. that's what i was looking for. look. there's his um life thingy. thing. what is it? no. the boat goes the other side. poor man. think if you're gonna eat him it's probably getting out time. oh yuck. come on. let's wash your face. look up. man out. man overboard. and your neck. hooray. just wet your hair down. you've got a big tangle in it. there. all done. is he going in a . where's the bit to the lighthouse? there. no. oh thank you, lara. good girl. that's it. hooray. wet. where's mummy poorly knee gone? it's there. i see it? here you are. mummy fall down. i did, didn't i? mummy cry. i did not cry. not cry. arms up. no. arm up. no. no? alright then? do you wanna go and bounce on the bed. yes? go on then. i'm just gonna clean the bath. pardon? door. door. shut. yes. bed bounce. boing boing boing. mummy climb up. mummy bounce. mummy can't bounce. mummy'll break it. i can't get up. yes. you can. no. come on then. mummy'll hold your hands. hide. hide? yes. okay. i hide here. yes. mummy hide there. okay. i hide there. i thought i was hiding here. mummy hide. okay. ouch. mummy say ouch. i did. oh. lara's right over there. you are right over there. yes. mummy. you come right over here. mummy. you come right over here. i can't come over there if you keep running away. hello. more. more hide. ow. what's the matter? mummy say ow ow. ow ow ow. ow. ow. mummy say ouch. ouch. hide again. go on then. mummy say where's my duvet gone? where's my duvet? it's here. i know. where's
lara gone? lara's fallen off the bed. i come back. okay. hello. hello, beautiful. can i have a kiss? no. please. no. oh. you're a meany. aah. aah. thank you. cuddle. i got a cuddle, did i? mummy hide. mummy hide? okay. no. don't sit there. lie down here. i lie down there. i'll lie down here you lie down there. oh. are you going over that side? oh my god. what a lump. oh. the duvet's a bit scrunched up now. there. night night. night night. night night. no. we don't scream. get off. that's enough. ow. get off me! mummy got poorly knee. yes. i have. that's my elbow. that. that's my hand. that. what is it? fingers. fingers. how many fingers have i got? one two. this a little piggy say here. hm? this a little piggy say wee wee. this little piggy say what? nee? don't you dare bite my fingers. no way. no. absolutely no way on this earth am i letting you bite my fingers. no. i'm hiding them now. that. i'm not letting you bite my fingers. no. ow. no. you're mean. go away. i'll bite yours. ow. where's caroline? caroline? yes. this is caroline? she's at home. can you remember what caroline... lara. can you remember what caroline's mummy's called? yes. what? i can't. brian her dad is. no. caroline's mummy's a friend of more dadaw's. oh. wait. no. you're not biting my fingers. no. i'm not letting you have them. oh. you've got a poorly on you're elbow. look. here. you can't see it. it's there. only a little little little one. see? there. can't see it. you can't see it, can you? 'cause it's on your elbow. you just can't see it. where's poorly gone? there. that. oh. you're a lump. that. that. don't you bite anywhere. oh. no. you're not having my fingers. no. right. nail cutting. that's what we were gonna do. i'm getting the nail clippers. that's what we were gonna do today, isn't it? more dadaw. i'll get the clippers. no. we're going in the bedroom. look. nail clippers. come on. right. sit down. give me your hand. fingers out like that. look at these nails. look at the size of these nails. one. what comes after one? one. one then... done that one. we've done that one. two. now this one... what comes after two? ow. sorry. did that hurt? there. three. this one? four. we done that one. five. what comes after five? six. no need that one. yes. i do needta do that one. 'cause they're so long. look. give me your hand. it won't take long. i promise i won't hurt. little thumb. this little piggy went to market. this little piggy stayed at home. this little piggy had roast beef. this little piggy had none. ow. sorry. it's always that one, isn't it? one more. just the little one. i promise i won't hurt. there. and this little one went wee
wee wee wee all the way home. let's have a look at your toes. they're alright. how come your toes are alright? i think sarah might... all done. all done. what about mummy's one? mummy's? mummy doesn't need her nails cutting. sar where's lara? hide. mummy hide. where's lara gone? boo. you're mad. sar where's lara gone, sarah? where's lara gone? tell sarah. what did mummy just do? cut your... nails. nails. oh. oh. oops. mummy got poorly knee, sarah. yes. i have. look. mummy's got a poorly knee? yuck. mummy started falling down, didn't she? mummy's getting clumsy. mot did mummy fall down? yes. where did she fall? outside on the ground. outside... look. sarah's got a swimming costume on and it says sun. 'cause it's sunny, isn't it? what's sarah got? she's got sun written on it. 'cause it's sunny. that! i want... tickle. no. no. who's this? postman pat. postman pat. and his black and white... cat. no. mot where's a little... ball. little balls. mot mummy. you do that. mummy. you do that. do this? look. sarah do it. sarah do it. mummy do it. i go up the bed. okay. up. enough room. there isn't enough room. no. you hafta move this. mummy like this. mummy say... one. not twenty six. two three four five six. oh. put it like that then they won't fall over. one. two. three. three. four. all eight. hooray. all eight. six. seven. eight nine ten eleven twelve fourteen. thirteen eight. mummy's there. both hands. both hands? goodness me. more. well. you'll hafta get your hands off it then. more. both hands. i can't use both hands. i've gotta lean on this one. sar george is here. no. daddy's not here now. george is here. george is next door. where's daddy? where's daddy? where's daddy gone? no. he's not there, is he? where's daddy? where's your daddy? at... work. and who's coming tomorrow? more dadaw. more dadaw. hide. sarah hide. sarah can't hide. i can't hide. mot sarah hide there. i hide here. i hide there. mot i hide that way. oh. i can't resist that little bare bum. oh. i can't resist that little bare bum. ouch. mind my poorly knee. oh poor mummy. don't kiss... kiss it better. no. you can't 'cause it hurts. go on then. kiss there, look. yes. kiss there. kiss at the side. 'cause it hurts too much. that's it. good girl. and then i'll travel all the way up to the poorly, won't it? in fact you could probably kiss there and it'll travel all the way down. no. you stay here and look after sarah while i get the paintbrush. stay here and look after sarah. come on. let's have a look at what's out the window. show her your animals. show her... oh yes. show me what's out the window. oh. whose is that car? knock. whose is that car? that blue care there, look. lara. whose is that blue car?
sarah's. sarah's. that. oh. going to wave to this one, look. wave. more. oh. that's a funny car. more. i don't think there's any more coming. oh. i can hear one. oh. its a bus. wave to the people on the bus. more. we hafta wait for another car to go by. oh look. another one. oh. what color was that car? blue. blue. another one. what colors that car? blue. blue. what color's this car? blue. blue. what's that? tractor. tractor. good girl. big tractor. it was a big tractor. with lots of hay on it. was it? mhm. it was, wasn't it? tell mummy . what color's that car? blue. they all seem to be blue, don't they? that's boring. boring. boring. is it? that's boring. it's boring. is it boring? yes. what color's that car? green. what color's that one? pink. red. flower. yes. in mummy's garden. can you see the flowers in sarah's garden? well. poppies anyway. some roses there. yes. there are. knock. who's there? come in. what's that? it's you. what's that? what's what? what's that? come in? yes. that was mummy saying come in to you. 'cause you were knocking. there's nobody coming. i was just playing a game, lara. come in. there's nobody there. it was just you were going so i said come in. mot come in. no. it's hurts. i know. we hafta get the tangles out then it won't hurt. tangles out. getting tangles out. we've got the tangles out now. who's on your brush? mickey mouse. it's minnie mouse actually. mickey mouse's girlfriend, isn't it? wanna brush mine? that's it. are you getting all the tangles out? cream on your poorly face. is that nice? that. you've got that cheeky look on your face again. mot there. that's beautiful. aren't you clever? thank you very much. oh no. not that bit. no. it's fine. it's alright now. no. 'cause you're going to tangle it up again. leave it. that's it. just do that bit again. that's better. motorbike. motorbike. that's it. oh. a car. i don't like that car. you don't like that car? why not? why not? what's down there? lara. what's down there, sarah? there's some flower. what's down there? and some trees. what's down there? some flowers. mot lara. can sarah borrow your brush? yes. your paintbrush? until tomorrow. can i borrow it? and bring it you back tomorrow? no. yes. 'cause you're going to bed now, aren't you? no. sarah wants to pain with it now. no. well. yes please. no. why not? no. she'll bring it back tomorrow. no. oh? no. why not? hide. i want it. oh dear. oh. are you painting my face? and my arm. come here, look. let me paint something on your tummy. paint your tummy. paint my tummy then? sar careful. you get... don't eat the paintbrush. yes. give us the brush then. and we'll put it downstairs ready for tomorrow. no. yes. you don't paint inside,
do you? i'll put it outside so you can use it tomorrow. when daddy gets home tomorrow. so more dadaw can play with you tomorrow and do some painting. yes. well. daddy's not doing any painting tomorrow. until... oh right. that's it. off. no. i'm taking it away. i told you it's not in your mouth. no no. yes yes. you can have it tomorrow. no. doesn't go in your mouth, does it? it's at the bottom of the stairs now. oh dear. come and get your nappie on. 'cause it's bedtime, isn't it? are you gonna put it on? yes. well. go on then. this should be fun. mummy already done the cream. well. i'll do the cream later. you just stick your nappie on. it's bedtime, sarah. it's bedtime. are you gonna lie down then? stick your nappie on. is it bedtime for me? no. is it bedtime for lara? yes. sar woo. right. do you want me to open this one? yes. okay. there we go. thank you. this is a knife. it's a knife, is it? yes. okay. it's called a modeling tool. can you say that? no. that's it. has abi got a modeling tool? i don't think so. i don't know whether abi's got any play doh. i'm sure she has. are you not going to make a ball so we can make some people? no. i'm making a sausage so we can . oh. can i make a ball? yes. okay. i'm making some pizza breads. what color... some pizza bread. yes. yummy. these are little pizza breads. you better get your pan so that you can put them in your cooker and cook them. would you like to help me? yes please. i'm going to make a little man. i making some little prickles. are you? for the . for winnie ther pooh. for winnie ther pooh. can i make it? hello. can i make it? can i make one? you can make a little tiny ball. hello. hello, lara. i'm making a little baby for you. oh that's nice. that's a bit big. here's a little one. look. with some little eyes. where's my baby? hello, baby. is he having a big hand like that? that's a bit big, isn't it for him? i don't think there are any more little ones. oh dear. blow. and again. blow harder. that's it. good girl. and the baby needs some legs. right. can i get some legs? can you get some legs? he's a little boy. he is. bit big. are they? er legs. here are the legs. here, look. i think they're all a little bit big for this baby. i don't think this baby going to cope with legs as well as everything. shall we do a big one as well? yes. do you wanna do a different color and do a big one? here's big bit. shall we do a green? that's not very big, is it? shall we do
a green one? we could put all those bits together. that's a nice big one. right. excellent. what're we going to make? bump heads. bump heads. yes. don't do it again on purpose. oh. snotty nose. blow again. and harder. do you like all your new presents? yes. i like all your new presents. they're fun to play with, aren't they? aren't they? yes. put this in there. put him on some legs. he hasn't got any eyes yet and he's only got one hand. oh. chocolate iced gems. look. where? on the telly. chock gems. yum. yum yum yum. look. squishy into a ball. there. what are you doing? are you squishing him into his hat? yes. oh dear. can he won't fit in. he won't fit... oh look at that. he looks like an octopus. calm down. i'm going to make another little man. can i make another little man? yes. make a different color then. turn him over. i'm sure there's another one somewhere. there should be twelve. oh. here it is. the white one. let me get an elastic band. pardon? just getting an elastic band for this. why? well. because it keeps coming apart. can i see? i'll get one later. can i see? yes. can i see? well. later, sweetheart. 'cause i can't find any yet. i'll find one later. right. i'm going to make a sausagy one this time. i'm going to do some little... i'm going to do a big sausage. a big sausage. okay. and i'm going to... i want that. beg your pardon? can i have that? please. right then. can you get that off? look. look at those. that says play doh. play doh. but i taked that off because... hello. would you like to go on those shoes? okay. would you like to go in those shoes? okay. would somebody like to go in these shoes? well. shall we make another one for those shoes? yes. what color shall we make him? blue? no. i would like... what color are we going to make him then? black. go and get it. no. i don't wanna. oh right. they'll hafta stay there then. no. i'm going to do purple. can i do... can you open this please? pardon? please can you open this one? okay. are you making a sausage? do you want that after me? want what? that. the modeling tool? yes. nope. i don't. oh. he looks quite nice, doesn't he? he can be a king. king wug. pardon? king wug. that makes him look a bit cross. pardon? these eyes make him look a little bit cross. turn them round. now he looks a bit dippy. there. i am king wug. hello, king wug. hello. you've gotta bow to me. okay. king wug's going to go out kissing babies. oh. can he kiss babies? wah. oh. i don't think that baby likes being kissed. are you going to make one? pardon? are you going to make
one? no. no. why not? because i'm naughty. i know you are. why? well you are, aren't you? why? 'cause you just said you were. i'm not naughty. you are. why? well. because you're being a bit naughty today, aren't you? why? because you're being a little bit cheeky. you're throwing things around. aren't you? but do you know something? what? later on. what? when daddy gets back. we're going to go shopping. because auntie mavis has given you some money and i thought we might buy you a farm. would you like a farm? pardon? so are you going to be a good girl? 'cause we don't buy farms for naughty girls, do we? no. okay. would you like some little animals as well? okay. no. i don't wanna eat play doh. we don't eat play doh. no. i'll make a ball. you make a ball. a baby ball. i don't think we eat balls either, do we? this is a funny looking one. look. oh. i think that's naughty too. look. do you want that bit? no. i don't. why? my poor little man has just been destroyed. don't you wanna play with any of these little people? don't you wanna make any people? yes. you do? yes. i'm going... what is this for? that's his mouth. oh. you know what you could do if you wanted? what? you could make daddy. i make daddy. okay. but i think we'll need some... there we are. mummy. what? i want some... snow. it is snowing on the telly. right. do you wanna make his head or his body? his body. okay. make a sausage then. okay. not a very thin sausage. quite a thick sausage. there. okay. oh. that's in the wrong color really. i thought we had three pinks. no. that one'll do. right. turn it upside down. right. it needs to be a bit squishier. right. okay. you make his eyes and his nose and his mouth then. while i make some hair. that's it. that one looks a bit cross. he's a bit cross, isn't he? yes. you can nick one of the eyes from here. one of these if you want. i nicked that one. okay. there you go. can you tell he wants his eyes back? can you tell he wants his eyes back? yes. who wants his eyes back? this... it doesn't matter. should have the mat down really, shouldn't we? never mind. look. oh excellent. right. think he needs a mouth. i got a mouth. i got a mouth. i got a mouth. okay. i got a mouth. i got a mouth. i got a mouth. i got a mouth. i got a mouth. i got a mouth. don't forget his nose as well. that's a funny nose. shall we put that nose on him? say it again. what? that's a funny nose? yes. that's a funny nose. nose. he's gotta have a mouth as well. lara. sit on your chair properly.
i can't see the table when you do that. that's it. now i can see. so i can see what you're doing. i can't see the table. there. what's happened to daddy's body? think you're just being destructive today, aren't you? what's his mouth doing there when his nose is there? that's silly. there. and some hair. can i do some hair? yes. come on then. here you are then. put some hair on him. good. okay. let's pop his body on. oh. you've squashed it. come on. so we can put some legs on and some arms. make his body up nicely. i don't wanna make his body up nice. no. you don't wanna do anything that's not destructive. today. right. stop it. stop it. can't hear the noise. how strange. i can't... have we lost a bit? no. have you lost a bit? no. there. hello. i'm daddy. can you make you now? make me? yes. oh. i'm much prettier than that. alright then. do you want me to do it or do you wanna do it? you do it. me do it. are you just going to be silly? yes. mhm. now i've got a very small nose. why? well. because i'm ever so pretty. aren't i? no. okay. i've got brown hair. we haven't got any brown so we'll hafta use black. let's see. daddy's big and you're little. no. he's not. i just haven't got any legs yet for my new body. don't push the table please. pardon? don't push the table please. lara. stop messing around. daddy's fallen over. that's your fault. there. i squeeze through this. oh dear. lara. you're driving me mad. i'm not driving you mad. you are. i'm not driving you mad. you are. i'm not driving you mad. you are. i'm not! i'm going to go completely doolally in a minute. i'm going to go blablabla in a minute. there. there's wonderful beautiful mummy. there's wonderful beautiful daddy. he's not wonderful and beautiful. why? well. because he isn't. right. especially when his head falls off. lara. there we go. squash him down. here's mummy. hello, mummy. hello, daddy. i'm wet. are you? yes. well. it's only 'cause you've been dribbling. i'm being dribbling. oh stop it. you'll stay wet all day if you do that. i've been dribbling. take it out of your mouth. it'll make you poorly. eating play doh. i like play doh. daddy's destroyed. come on. let's put it away then. no. no. i don't wanna. i don't wanna, mummy. i don't wanna. i don't wanna put it away. you're not playing with it properly. so we're gonna put it away if you're not playing properly. i don't wanna put away. we'll hafta. because you're not playing properly. i am going to play properly. are you? alright then. i'll leave it out and you can play with it. if you play properly. what're you gonna do? this? yes. okay. what're you going to do? i'm going
to play with . okay. beanbag. alright then. do you wanna play with that jigsaw? where? that one on there. can you pick up that little hand for me please? from the ground. where i'm pointing, look. no. thank you. right. do you wanna play with that jigsaw? no. my . sit down. hello. who's on the phone? daddy. say hello from me. er richard and justine. are they singing happy birthday to you? does that go that way or does that go that way? i don't know. pardon? i don't know. you choose. that way. pardon? that way. the other way. okay. that way. no. it does. it goes this way. one. two. three. four. five. six. seven. eight. nine. ten. eleven. twelve. fifteen. fourteen. eighteen. sixteen. seventeen. eighteen. er no. is is ? gagaga. love from everybody at playgroup. that's everybody at playgroup. are they singing happy birthday to you? did they sing happy birthday to you yesterday at playgroup? yes. did they? and did you get some chocolate? yes. did you hand the chocolate round? yes. ooh. did you have a cake? yes. and a card. and a what? and a card. and a card. here's your grandma. i haven't got a grandma. you have. there. who wants to put the sausage... put it on the table. okay. table, mummy. you put them on the... pardon you. you put them on the table. you put them on the table. okay. take them for me. come on then. give them to me. that table. oh. i'm not going all the way over there. let's have dinner on this table. move all the things. dinner. can you move those? the cooker. no. we don't want the cooker over here. you needta put the plates and the knives and forks out though, don't you? you bring me the knives and forks while you're cooking dinner and i'll lay the table. and cups. no. they're in... no, lara. lara. they're all in that box down there. remember? thank you. here's your pans to make the dinner with. and your . don't want the pans. well. you need more than one pan to make dinner. you need one for the oven and one for the vegetables. oh. is that your plate? yes. i'm putting yours out as well. if you make dinner i'll... i'm not making dinner. you're making dinner. you making dinner. oh no way. i'm not making dinner 'cause i've got a tummyache. well. you won't be able to eat any then. hang on. shall we have egg for dinner? can i have one? oh alright then. i'll make dinner. you make dinner up there. you lay your table. these knives and forks. i have this one. i have this fork. i got salt and pepper. you need er some cups as well. i want a drink. i've got a cup. can i have a cup? pardon? can i have a cup? you've got a cup. oh good. right. what
do you want for dinner? er. what would you like? toast. loads of toast. loads of toast. okay. and i'm going to have some vegetables. there's a spoon in there. there. that's what i'm having. put some water in. psshh. turn it on. there. and i think i'll have... do you want...? here's the drink. to pour out into the cups. egg and sausage. that's more of a breakfast. but never mind. beep beep. right. do you wanna put the ketchup on the table? ready? what did you say you were having? toast. loads of toast. loads of toast. oh wow. that is a lot of toast. you need the margarine then. to put the butter on. what would you like on your toast? you've got... i know what. put these on a plate. and you can choose. and use the table. you can choose out of that lot which one you wanna put on your toast. where has daddy gone? he's gone to the library. to do some work. just waiting for it to pop up. you've gotta turn... i'm going to. the little thingy. oh. did you get your plate? can i have it to put the toast on? thank you. what do you say? thank you. do you want some more? yes. no. no. you don't? yes. yes. you do. do you want some more toast or not? yes. yes please. yes please. food it's ready. do you want another plate? yes. there you go. just check on my dinner. oh. i think my dinner's ready. can you pass me my plate? or shall i come to the table? oh. psshh. right. think i'll get my... what is that? this is my vegetables. can i have a little bit of those? do you want some? which vegetables would you like? don't touch them. they're hot. potatoes? do you want some carrot? do you want some peas? yes. do you want some meat? yes. well. what about me? you have those two and i'll have these two. there. thank you. yummy. can i have a piece of your toast please? thank you. can i have it? yes. you can have some of that. you can have a bit of cheese and tomato. yummy. can i have a bit? you're having cheese and cucumber? do you want some of this cola? i've got some. okay. you've got some. i know. but drank the last lot. we really need some bigger plates, don't we? don't we? go ahhh. lara? another? and and that bit's front. pardon? that bit's front and that's bit's front so i have got the cooker. do you like your cooker? do you like it lots and lots? can i have some pepper? course you can. you don't hafta take the lid off, you know? because it's got holes in it. where the pepper comes through. thank you. would you like some of that? some of that? some salt? yes please. are you eating your dinner? can
i have another piece of bread to go on top of my sandwich? taking a lot. am i? yes. sorry. would you like my sausage? okay. there you go. i don't really like sausages do you want my egg then? i don't really like egg. don't you? oh well. you can't have anything of mine then. that's all i've got. can i have a bit of yours? a bit of my what? toast? okay. just pretend, lara. it's not real. tuck in then. cut cut cut. can i have a proper knife? that is a proper knife. do you want this knife? no. i'm going to get a proper one. you don't want a real one, lara. because it's only pretend food. you can't really cut it. okay? you just hafta pretend or you'll break it. i've finished. that was yummy. i've not finished yet. is it hot? no. that's not hot. that's cucumber. is that hot? yes. vegetables are hot. i dropped them. you've dropped your cucumber on the floor, haven't you? i want more. okay. please. please. want some tomatoes. tomatoes? yum yum yum. i want... i'll pretend abi's here. abi wants a plate. well. she's got a pretend plate then. if she's pretend abi. i get her a plate. there aren't any. why? 'cause we've used them all. she can have this one. no. abi's sitting that side. oh sorry. abi wants . abi likes some ketchup. okay. oops a daisy. the lid came off. ooh. no lid. i'll put the lid back on, shall i? no. yes. there. i want more ketchup. this is very hard. i can't get it down there. no. can you get it please? yes. can. can. i've just reached it. i want it. who's at...? we'll put your coat in. put the badges on your coat. how about that? i'm having my dinner on. okay. would you like some pudding? i'm finished. i'm finished too. i want some pudding. i don't want any more, mummy. okay. put it in the bin. you can put these in the washing up. is abi finished? yes. i want my drink. i haven't finished my drink yet. i don't want my drink. i'm finished all my drink. there you go. i think we're gonna hafta wash these up, lara. because we'll need them for the cake. you wash up a couple of plates while i get some spoons. no. we don't wash up . you just wash up those plates while i get some spoons. go on. i don't wanna. otherwise we won't be able... why not? it's your kitchen. how come i'm doing everything? well. we sharing anyway. are we? yes. i'm kind. you're kind? letting me wash up in your kitchen? yes. i see. which is my spoon? i don't know. which one do you want? er. red one. okay. i'll cut the cake. there's one for abi. there's one for mummy. there's one for amy. and there's one for daddy. there. i've
washed up. now we need some plates. yum yum yum yum. there you go. there's some plates. we're sharing. okay? yes. go on then. go and get some. i can't reach the fridge. no. pretend icecream. not real icecream. i can't find it. do you wanna find it 'cause i can't find it? why not? just get some pretend icecream. tip toe . i've had my dinner. it's time for my sleep now. will you pat me to sleep? can you pat me to sleep? can you pat me to sleep? can you pat me to sleep? can you pat me to sleep? can you pat me to sleep? no. pat me to sleep. no. pat me to sleep. i'll pat me to sleep. you pat you to sleep. waky time. not yet. it is. five more minutes. no. it's my waky time. okay. you go and make my breakfast then. i've got a tummyache. have you? yes. i haven't gotta play. do you wanna play with your jigsaw? that sarah bought you. with the annie apple and bouncing ben? do you wanna? lara. you're pushing it the wrong way. that's it. i'm having balloons. mm. or shall we play lego? lara. that's the wrong way. you'll break it doing that. you hafta wind it up the other way. do you wanna play lego? hello. hello. are you alright? hello, darling. chi what's the matter? she's got the spoon. and she's got . she's got the spoons. spoon there. silly spoon. this is a good idea to keep them, mummy! what? the knives and forks and spoons. thank you. thank you. would you like a balloon? amy would you like a balloon? amy is this old? yes. very old. right. barbie. i know. who gave you that card? don't know. abi. yes. i touch it. no. stand on the chair. not the table please. not raining. no. we can go out, look. well. it's foggy. no. don't want amy to sit there. lara. don't be so bad tempered. why don't you put them all back in the boxes if she can't touch them? eat that. she'll be crawling soon. she'll be able to move around, you know? when she gets bigger she'll be able to play with these. what? when she's crawling. that won't be long. next week. maybe the week after. amy. okay. there you go, amy. amy she's frightened of it. is she? well. don't let her eat it. no. we'll put it there for later. i want a balloon. okay. get one. you get one. you get one. no. you get one. you get one. no. you get one. you get one. lazy bones. lazy bones. i don't think you need everything out. do. well. if you do it's your own fault if amy gets them. there's a big furry monster. that's daddy's. amy that's daddy's. amy that's daddy's. amy you're not allowed it. amy i'm going to take one of my new... mummy? yes. i'm going
to take one of my new presents to emily's. don't wanna. tough. i bet amy's getting all your things. she's not. she wasn't. oh right. hey little diddle. the cat and the fiddle the cow jumped over the moon. the little dog laughed to see such fun. and the dish ran away with the spoon. gravy. mummy? this is gravy. it's gravy. okay. gone. what're you eating? amy she's eating a bit of paper. she's eating a bit of paper, mummy. what now? pardon? what's the matter now? amy's eating a bit of paper. well. don't let her. pardon? in her mouth. okay. now she's aten it all up. ready? right. oh, lara. did you give that to amy? or did she get it herself? she got it all herself. pardon? she got it all herself. all herself. right then, amy. amy that's for emily. thank you. it's ribena. okay. emily's ribena. okay. do you want a sip. okay. oh yes. emily like little bit more. okay. making one for abi next. do do do do. ribena for abi. in that box? yes. oh. i don't think she'll like to drink it out of a box. oh. pour it out. gone. is it? where's the lid gone? it's on your tummy. on your tummy. where's the lid gone? you know where it's gone. on your tummy. there? okay. no. no. there. no. yes. er can i take all those things to emily's house? no. you can't. i told you that. bless you. well. shall i take one for looby and... mind my tea. and... it's on your table. you wanna take a balloon to emily's house? alright. you can take a balloon. we'll get it out in a bit because of my tea. look at my tea. and mind this coke. we'll get it out before we go. we're not going yet, are we? no. after amy's had her bottle? no. after amy's had her bottle. daddy's got up. we've washed up. done some washing. just before dinner time we're going. just before lunch time. we're going to... we're not going take everything. no. we're not going to take everything. we'll hafta take a balloon for phoebe as well. why? lara. i've just moved that can so you won't knock it over. and then you've moved so that you will knock it over. no. you can hold my hand. why? i'll hold amy's hand. no. do your jigsaw. pardon? do your jigsaw. yes. you do jigsaw. you do it. i'll watch. i play on that. your hobby horse. hobby horse. carry it... well. there's not very much room. because of all the rubbish on the floor. you hold it like this, don't you? and you go clippity cloppity. you're sposta gallop. pardon? you're sposta go skip skip with it. stroke my horsie. stroke your horsie? oh. hello, horsie. coming back. hello, horsie. would you like some apples? yes. i like some bread. horses don't have bread. they have vegetables and
fruit. they're the reins. you're sposta hold them when you're on the horsie. that's it. clip clop clip clop clip clop. no. hold it like that. hold it there. that's it. clip clop clip clop. i'm not going, mum. stroke my horsie. pardon? stroke my horsie. pardon? stroke my horsie. stroke your horsie. you hafta do this first. oh. he's a lovely horsie. stroke him. stroke. stroke. i can't reach him from there. stroke. i don't want the horsie. well. don't just drop him on the floor. put him back nicely. oh. i'll hafta take him away then. you can take him away. can i? don't you wanna play with him ever ever again? okay. i'll take him upstairs and mummy and daddy'll play with him instead. no. right. well. put him away then. play with this. good girl. can you do it very fast and then...? you do it very fast. just don't put your hand on it. i put my hand on it. well. it won't go fast if you put your hand on it. hello, amy. amy okay. i sit on your knee, mummy? yes. you can. as long as you don't hold amy's hand. are you tired, little lara? with the cold feet. no. no? no. why are you snuggling up then and sucking your thumb? are you gonna fall off? no. ah. can you hold me on? hold me on. ouch. amy. don't scratch me. what did you do? nothing. just itchy. pardon? just itchy. tickle my ears. pardon? tickle my ears. tickle your ears? would you like to lie on your beanbag and watch some telly? no. oh. lara. stop that. she's not playing. no. she's not playing. she's having a bottle. stop harassing her. amy's pushing me away. oh. other side and other side. no. pardon? take your thumb out and tell me. i'm just singing a song. okay. lara. that hurts. er i hafta do that when i sing a song. well. don't sing then. pardon. don't sing then. yes. not if it hurts mummy. i'll do it on daddy's knee when he wakes up. okay. i can't... what's the matter with you? tickle bum. pardon? i'm a tickle bum? yes. oy. are you alright? i don't want . pushing you. i know you're pushing me. push. can you get out of my way please? er. no. yes. no. please. well. i will when i've finished feeding amy. why don't you make dinner. don't wanna. don't wanna. wanna watch telly? yes. go on then. please. well. we'll go to emily's when in a bit. okay? yes. we're going to do a few jobs first. i'm not. i'm going to play. you're going to play? not do jobs? okay. can i take this? no. absolutely not. that's mummy's duplo. can we go now? no. yes. we're not going for a bit. going now. sorry. well. daddy's not up yet, has he? no. we're not dressed. no. i haven't had a bath. no. amy
needs her nappie changed. yes. er we hafta do some washing. yes. then we'll go. okay. you can play with the duplo. i can't. do you wanna get your playground out then? yes. yes. shall i get it? yes. well. i don't know. maybe if amy's finished her dinner we could go and get ready. maybe not. why couldn't we get... what's the matter? i couldn't . mummy? yes, lara. mummy. can you push me? can i push you? wee! stand up. no. why? because i don't wanna. you can do it on your own anyway. i don't wanna. i don't wanna push you. come here. you come here then and i'll push you through the hoop. oh. ouch. sorry. one two three. mhm? wee. that went a long way. have you got sticky hands, lara? no. oh. okay. come on then. oh dear. ready? wee. don't push me with your leg. pardon? don't push me with your leg. well. where shall i push you with? with hands. with hands. oh. there you go. go on then. i go on this chair. i go on this chair. i go on this chair. oh no. where am i going to sit? i'll hafta sit on your knee then. no. right. well. get off my chair then. look at all this money. mine. is it? or did you nick it? did you nick it? no. push me. no. don't push me with your foot. alright. i'll push you with my hand. ready? are we going to get daddy up in a minute? one. two. well. i can't push you at all if your feet are on the ground. 'cause you stop yourself. that's better. i can't. no. you'll hafta come back a bit further. why don't if i push amy? well. amy's eating her breakfast at the moment still. i will push the sideboard. we've got two sideboards, haven't we? more dadaw got only one sideboard. more dadaw only got one sideboard. yes. well. her's is called a chiffonier. can you say that? no. that was janet's sideboard and that was yvonne's sideboard. what is that one called? that one's from janet. we'll hafta go and see her next time we go to more dadaw. why? because she's a nice lady. she's not. she is. you haven't seen her. you won't remember her. do you not remember her? no. abi's here. no. she's not. abi's not coming today. pretend abi. pretend abi. is pretend abi coming to emily's? are you going to play with emily or abi? abi. and emily? and emily. can we take neenaw. they've got loads of toys at emily's, haven't they? they've got bikes. yes. and everything. shall we go and get dressed? uhhuh? go and get dressed. not yet. yes. when amy's finished her dinner. i'll sit on your knee. you're gonna sit on my knee. oh. we're having a cuddle, amy. no. no? oh. i thought we were having a cuddle. what's this? that's my cup
of coffee. it's hot. this? that's a table. this? what about this? this. that. that's a pink orange. that. mhm. it's a pink orange. can i have a kiss? no. kiss. ooh. are you getting a bit over excited? i'll go on table. you wanna go under the table? alright then. who was that? it was me. putting my cup down. was it a funny noise? i don't want you to sit on the neenaw. i'm going to sit on the neenaw. you can't. well. get off my chair then. quickly. why don't you sit on my lap? amy amy first. not me first. what? i think i'm gonna hafta do the bottles first so that they're cool by the time we go. alright? do you wanna go and wake daddy up? okay. i just sat on that bit of carrot. you just what? i just sat on that bit of carrot. i just sat on a... oy. what? lara. come here. i want a wee wee first. alright then. you go in the... please. you want a wee wee? go on then. ouch. was that me? it was you. pardon? what's the matter? i'll push car and you push neenaw. okay. i'll wait for you. okay. can we play with the playground? no? in here. no, lara. i thought we could bring it in here while amy's finishing her biscuit. bring her in here. i want a poo. go on then. do you need me to come up? no thanks. can you turn the light on for me? okay. well yes. we'll go and put it away. what do you wanna do today i will get something oh. she's a lump. oh. she's a lump. there. well. what do you wanna do today? stencils? or build a tower? build a tower. build a tower. money. money? yes. goodness me. it's your money. oh well. give it to me then. i will get out of my trolley. i just borrowed it. thank you. because i was a mummy and more dadaw was a lara. oh right. so you had the money, did you? yes. here you go. thank you. so is it my money? yes. shall we build her some towers? and amy can knock them over? yes. amy? amy would you like to knock some towers over? amy yes. amy she says yes. that's for you. thank you. dadada. no. mummumum. not dadada. amy make a playground. okay. and can i make a tower for amy to knock over? no. please. hooray! i'm making a playground. that goes there and this goes there. okay. and they go there. okay. and that comes here. that comes here. would you like to help me make a playground? yes please. let me just write something down. just . have a little walk around. and that's not right. 'cause that goes there and that walks along and that goes under there. and that goes under there and that goes under there. and that
goes under there. that goes under there. there. right. those go under there, don't they? pardon? those go under there. okay. okay. there's a climbing frame. alright then. do you know how to make a playground? not with the blocks. no. not really. know how to make one with the lego. oh. are you going to leave those out? can we leave those out for amy? yes. thank you. these? okay. those as well. lego lego lego. what is he doing there? i don't know. alright. here you are. and we're going to make a playground right. look. what's that? hair cutter. pardon? hair cutter. a hair cutter? yeah. oh right. you lie on that bed and the lady will cut your hair. oh right then. you lie on the bed, do you? i thought you sat on the chair to have your hair cut. thank you. ga. ga. who's that? somebody's car. can't get that off. do you want me to do it? yeah. yes what? please. here you are. wait a minute. there. three. i know. there were three there. there were, amy. amy there were. amy oh. what's amy doing with the brick? what are you doing? amy hey? amy what's that? fits to the bed, look. fits to the bed? yes. that's good. i need a lady hairdresser or a man hairdresser. and a man and a lady to have their hair cut. is that a man or a lady? lady. is she going to be the hairdresser or have her hair cut? have her hair cut. okay. where has the man gone? where has the man gone? there he is. look. oh right. he's a funny... what's... oh. he's got something stuck to him. that's why he looks funny. it's a roundabout. can you cut the hair? oh was it? bring it here then. there you go. right. good morning, madam. you be the lady having her hair cut. good morning, madam. you hafta say good morning, hairdresser. good morning, hairdresser. how would you like your hair today? long or short? long. long. would you like me just to trim it then? yes. okay. well. i'll wash it first. there. all washed. and we get the scissors and we cut it. chop chop chop chop chop chop chop. and then we dry it. pshh pshh. all done. that'll be five pounds fifty please. that'll be five pounds fifty... thank you. goodbye. have a nice day. somebody might else wanna have... somebody else might come. can you find somebody else? yes. oh. got the hairdresser, amy. there. there's somebody else. you be the hairdresser this time. hang on. he hasn't got any hair. well. we can pretend. that fits on to here. i've made a big bed now. you made a big bed? good. how about this one? you wanna take her hair off and put it on somebody else? wobabababa. amy da. amy say ta. amy ta. amy ta. amy ta. amy ta. good girl.
amy right. i want a tissue for lara. i don't know what you've got on you there. blow. and a tissue for amy. blow. there. no. blow. look. oh. excellent. ga. ga. here's a man. i beg your pardon, amy r. there's a man. right. i'll be the lady. you be the hairdresser now. i'd just like er my hair cut short please. i like a bit of my hair cut short please. i'm the lady. you're the hairdresser. ga. and my lady says i want my hair cut short please. well come on then. you've gotta wash it. wash it and cut it and dry it, mr hairdresser. please. you. no you do it. you do it. you do it. i don't wanna. don't wanna. pshh. cut cut cut cut dry. there. that'll be five pound fifty please. money please? thank you. what does somebody else wanna come? what does somebody else wanna come? what do you mean what does somebody else wanna come? what does somebody else wanna come? he wants to go. me wants to go. she's getting for this. i know. but she won't reach it, will she? er. i want er my hair long please. she wants her hair long. oh well. you can't cut hair long, can you? you can only trim it if it's long already. so shall we do that? trim it... we don't needta wash it if we're just trimming it. trim trim trim trim. there. that will just be a couple of quid please. thank you. bye bye. bye bye. hey, lara. what? what do you want for your birthday. a beanbag. a beanbag. anything else? no. no. just a beanbag. no. i want . that's enough please. oh. you're a bad tempered little girl sometimes. go away. no. yes. say sorry. please now. one two... sorry. thank you. she's not having her hair cut. who's not having her hair cut? the lady? no. isn't she? look. look. what? he's lost. he's gone. oh. there he is. would you like your hair cut? yes please. he'd like his hair cut again. would he? yes. okay. i want my hair long please. you want your hair long? okay. chop chop chop chop chop. there you are. a few extensions. glued on to your hair. there. your hair's long. what's the matter? amy you're going backwards, aren't you? amy when you wanna go forwards. amy you're going backwards, aren't you? amy amy keeps going backwards. amy you sillybilly. amy what do you want me to do? amy you're going amy mummy mummy mummy. amy i'm going backwards. amy i'm falling under the chair. amy you're going the wrong way. amy you're going the wrong way. amy you wanna go forwards. amy oh. amy oh what a silly baby. amy out of your mouth. chi now. chi lara. you're getting a bit of a minx. next naughty thing you do i'm going to send you to bed. or put you on the stairs.
depending on which is worse. i'm poorly. you're poorly? yes. better get the doctor then. where has the doctor gone? why doesn't sindy be the doctor? okay. you go and get her. i've got amy on my lap. no. i don't wanna get her. don't you? no. oh. i am poorly. no. i'm not the doctor. i'm the hair cutter. i'm the doctor. are you poorly? yeah l. open your mouth and say ah. ah. open your ears and say ah. ah. open your nose. ah. yes. you need some calpol. here you are. now. have a little lie down. and no more haircutting for another day or so. you've got repetitive haircutting strain. from all that haircutting. so don't have your hair cut for a while. or you. and you don't seem to have very much left. ah. no you don't, do you? amy don't pull my hair. amy just because i've got hair and you haven't. amy she's naughty. she's not naughty. nobody's naughty. you drive me potty making everybody naughty. what do you say? wah wah. i say i want my dolly. i want my dolly. is that what you say or do you say please may i have my dolly, mummy? which one do you say? amy's got it. i know. well which one do you say? do we say i want my dolly. or do we say please may i have my dolly, mummy? please may i have my dolly, mummy? hooray. lara chose the right one. here you are then. i'm poorly. well. have some calpol then. i've got a poorly mouth. oh dear. have some calpol. wookie wookie. she's fast asleep. who's asleep? i don't wanna play with the lego any more. you don't wanna play with the lego now? well. what do you wanna play with? what shall we play with? look at this, amy? amy oh phone. it's broken. broken. putting your hat on? yes. it's a bit small, isn't it? no. it's broken. tell you what. what? i know what we could do. what? we could get you a new one for your birthday. shall we have my birthday now? you want your birthday now? yes. it's not your birthday yet. you can't decide when your birthday is. you hafta have your birthday when it's your birthday. that's not until next week. it's on friday. yes. it's friday. it's on next week. don't break it. what are you doing? leave that on please. i'm... don't break it. shall we put it on amy? it might fit amy. okay. let amy . what do you think? oh yes. oh yes. that's perfect. it's perfect, isn't it, amy? just perfect. would she like to go on my bike? do you think she's big enough to go on your bike? yes. do you? really? do you think she might fall off? she might fall off. i think she might. you know what we could do though? what? one day... amy get off me,
amy r. maybe for amy's birthday we could buy a seat for the back of mummy's bike and then you and mummy and amy could all go for a bike ride together? that would be nice, wouldn't it? going to sort it out. just sort it out. just sort it out. try that on. amy try that on, amy. amy how does that feel? how does that feel? do you think you look nice in that? think you look nice in that? let me just do it up for you. i don't think that it's very popular. i don't think that's very popular. i think she's tired, aren't you, amy? just tie it up, amy. i'll just tie it up. no. come on now. she's too tired now to deal with all this. i wanna... i know you do. why don't you get a dolly and put it on your dolly. your dolly's on your table. do it with the pretend baby instead of a real baby. okay. does it go this way? no. no? no. it goes the other way. amy's gonna eat it. that's it. can you do it up for me? it's done up, isn't it? tie it up. okay. tie it up. ooh. amy's eating me now. there. i wanna go on bicycle. not now. it's not tied up properly. i wanna buy another one now. we're not buying another one now. we'll buy one for your birthday. come here. where are you going? lara. i'm not going outside. ouch. amy. amy get off my cup. amy ah. after lunch we'll go to safeway and you can have a ride in postman pat. da. da. amy da. da. amy aga. aga. amy ga. ga. amy lara? what? what are you doing? i'm getting my new shoes. why're you putting your new shoes on? want go outside. you're not going outside. it's gonna rain. look. pardon? it's going to rain. oh yeah. i'm getting my shoes on anyway. are you? yes. can i have my outside shoes on? lara. we're not going outside. come here a minute. are you bored? yes. come here then. oh dear. amy are you bored? yes. would you like to go upstairs and play in your bedroom while i sort your books out up there? yes. do you wanna go upstairs and play in your bedroom? yes. yes? i wanna put these on. no. not in the house. why? because they're outside shoes. well. i'll just leave them on my hand. no. 'cause i want you... no. i want you to put them back please. i don't want them on your hands getting all scuffed and broken. right. well. i'll tell you what we'll do. what? i'll give amy some lunch. yes? oh she's tired. because she's getting tired. and then we'll go upstairs. okay? lara? wanna clean my teeth. you wanna clean your teeth now? yes. i wanna . uhoh. what is it? here we are, amy. amy oh we need
a bib. amy here we are. amy oh. is the stairs broken? pardon? is your stairs broken? yes. yes. build it up again then. no. no? no. why not? looks like it's gonna rain. do you think it's gonna rain. yes. yes. i do. i do. we're alright, aren't we? because we're inside. we're inside. look. let's have a look. tower. i think it's going to rain. i do. i don't think it's going to rain. i think we're getting a new neighbor today. pardon? i think somebody's moving into sarah's house today. why? angie's moving in today. pardon? angie's going to move in today. why? into sarah's house to live with sarah. pardon? to live with sarah. why? so sarah doesn't hafta live on her own. because she lives on her own, doesn't she? doesn't have anybody to talk to if she doesn't come round here. so i think angie's moving in. i think it's going to rain. i think it's going to rain as well. shall we take your umbrella to safeway? oh look. pardon? what did grandad and more dadaw forget? no. by the... where the shoes are. behind the chair. up. look up a bit. umbrella. umbrella. that was silly of them, wasn't it? that's our umbrella now, isn't it? is it ours now? are we going to steal it? pardon? have we nicked it? or shall we give it back to them next week? don't give them back. no? look what i did. what did you do? wee. i want a roundabout. you want a roundabout? a real roundabout or a play roundabout? play roundabout. what? what dollies can play on? no. our can play on. and shall we buy one for dollies? yes. well. you might hafta see if you get one for your birthday. what is that little red thing in there? it's... i don't know. it's just a little red thingy. i don't know what it is for, lara. look. oh yes. yes. amy i wanna go up there. okay. bye. i wanna go up there. i'll go up again. oh. slipped. i'll go up again. you'll go up again? yes. i wanna go down the lift. go on then. go down the lift. okay. you go up the lift. i go up the lift. are you not playing with my duplo? this is wet. oh my goodness. amy amy. amy what's the matter with you? something under... are you taking it off? yes. 'cause it's wet. okay. it's swetty swetty swet. swetty swetty swet? yes. can you do this please? is she having gravy? yes. do you wanna go up to your room and get another t-shirt? yes. i want this on. well. that's sposta go on top of the t-shirt. not instead of. look. oh dear. amy bad cough. amy is that the wrong bit? that's the right way. that's it. right. i'll do the poppers up. oh. amy we are a tired little girl. amy can you do the
poppers up? do you want me to do them? yes. bit small. there. all done. thank you. where shall i put these? amy now what... oh for goodness sake, lara. what are you doing now? those shoes. you and shoes. you're blooming on and off on and off. the shoes come off. the shoes go on. the shoes come off. can't you just... oh dear. either keep them on or keep them off or learn to do the buckles up. i will keep them on. alright then. can you do them up? no. not yet. i'm feeding amy. i want . no. you'll hafta wait. i want do up. well. you'll hafta wait. it's not too small, look. it is too small. your tummy button's showing. no. it is. no. it's not. yes. it is. where's the mummy? what mummy? where's the daddy? what daddy? where's the daddy? oh. you're talking nonsense, aren't you? are you talking nonsense? do my shoe up? when i've finished feeding amy. she's nearly finished. she has nearly finished. so you can just wait a bit 'til she's properly finished. definitely not doing them up now. no way. not even when i've finished feeding amy. i'm not doing them up now. why? 'cause you hit me. i'm not going to hit you. well. too late. you already have. want you to do it up. no. i want them on. no. i want them on. i know you do. can you do them up? no. no. i can't do your shoes up. why? because you hit me. why? i didn't. you did. i didn't. you did. i didn't. did. i didn't. you did. you didn't even say sorry. sorry. oh well. i'll think about it. pardon? i'll think about it. can you do it? i might do. can you do it now? no. i haven't finished. why? because i'm going to give her a banana. can you do this one up? no. i'm doing this one up, lara. now stop pestering me. when i do do them up you're not satisfied. they pretty shoes, aren't they? they are. yes. we bought it. we did. alright, amy. amy would you like a banana? amy dumdidumdidum what's the matter? biscuits . the biscuit's what? pardon? lalalala there we go. lalalala there we go. amy can i have drink please? pardon? can i have drink of this please? yes. 'cause i haven't got a drink. do you want something to eat? yes. are you hungry? don't do that? are you hungry. no thanks whoa. right. can i have a drink please yes. you can. why? where's the cup with the milk? can you get your cup? that's it. you alright, amy? amy good. can i pour it in? no. why? because it's heavy. it's too heavy for little girls. there you go. thank you. amy there. i'll put it up there. 'cause i don't need a drink now. look. what? look what i found. what have you found? hair
bobbles. hooray. i found a red hair bobble. did you? oh yes. clever girl. i want the yellow one in please. pardon? you have this one. i can't hear you, lara. you have this one in. er. i've got one in. can you put mine in? right. come on then. oh, sweetheart. that's a funny piece of string. i wonder... what's that doing there, do you think? amy do you wanna go up to your bedroom then? no. you don't? no. 'cause i wanna put your books on your new bookcase. you're going to have the bookcase. mummy and daddy's bookcase. i thought we could look at all your books while we put them on. no? pardon? are you being a bit aimless? pardon? or do you wanna go to safeway? safeway. pardon? safeway. you wanna go to safeway? yes. do you? yes. not safeway. pardon? not safeway. talk properly please. not safeway. not safeway? yes. why not? where do you wanna go then? i want go upstairs. upstairs. okay. well hang on. let me change amy's nappie first. er i think the duplo hasta go away, doesn't it? doesn't it? yes. it does, amy r. amy right. i've got one there too that you can stick down. you can stick that down as well. where have mine gone? yours is there. that's the back. that's the front. isn't it? can i put some more in yours? yes please. okay. there. i like that. good. do you wanna stick it down? er ? mhm. which bit of paper are you gonna stick it on? stick mine there. okay. now look who i've found. fireman sam. i wanna do fireman sam. you wanna do fireman sam? i wanna do a postman pat. a postman pat. the big postman pat or the little postman pat? a big postman pat. and a big jess. okay. do you want me to cut it out or do you wanna cut it out? i will cut it out. right. now a little bit of a problem because it's two pages so... i think you'll hafta cut that postman pat out. there. and there's jess on that page. and i shall find something else to do. what shall i do? you can do those pictures of fireman sam. after postman pat can i cut jess out? mhm. using the sticky, aren't we? yes. you can help me. thank you. do you remember when it's my birthday everybody can come swimming with me. can they? can . you mean at the seaside? yes. yes. at my birthday. at your birthday. that's right. look who i've found. can you cut mine out? alright then. i'll cut yours out and you do the sticky. that's the baby. there. is there? yes. alright. right. where's my scissors gone? there. oh. there's postman pat. and there's jess. i'm just going to make a coffee. do you want a drink? no thanks. she's upside down, isn't she? push it down really hard. like
this. think we need bit more glue. 'cause it's... yours is not sticking any more. i need a bit more glue. stay down. silly thing. stay down, you silly thing. stay up, silly thing. stay stay. mummy. i wanna take this off. pardon? i wanna take this off. hang on. right. mummy. i wanna take this off. you wanna take that off? yes. okay. there. there we go. have i gotta glue them? uhhuh. glue down there. winnie ther pooh. oh yes. shall we cut... oh yes. yes. oh. we'll hafta glue them, won't we? never mind. perhaps we can find another picture with them on. cut it out? yes. 'cause i think we've got two of that catalogue. pardon? maybe not. try in this one. alright. i will... are you going to do that one? what is it? what? what is that? it's an early learning catalogue. right. i'll stick this here. and i will stick... i think this postman pat hasta go on jess. i'm afraid. alright then. hasta go on jess? oh i see. that's better. he won't stick very well. well. you'll hafta er put more glue on. can you put more on? yes. okay. what is this? why don't we move it up a bit. that's your winnie ther pooh picture. perhaps we could write who we're going to give them to. who are you gonna give the winnie ther pooh picture to? er. i think... what about daddy? no. no. not daddy. there we go then. stick that on. more dadaw and grandad. more dadaw and grandad. right. i'll get you a pen. and you write more dadaw and grandad on the back. okay. one of those? do i want what? can i do something on one of these? you what? you wanna write on one? yes. you're going to lean on one? write on one. like that you mean? yes. that's it. lean on it. that's what it means. have you got a new one ? there. okay? is that better? ouch. sorry sorry. can't see. i can write the name now. go on then. hooray. excellent. i'll put it on there, shall i? what can i do then? well. you've still got this one to stick on somewhere. i will write a name on back. you will write a name on the back. well stick it on somewhere. oh. look. can i cut barbie out? where has barbie? there's barbie. i wanna cut barbie out. which barbie would you like? i want every barbie. every barbie? okay. i want... well. let me pull the page out because you might rip it. you hafta rip it in the right place. i'm not doing very well anyway actually. there. you cut the barbies out. can't ... oh there they are. there they are. what shall i have? you can do the snowman. wow. it's thundering. did you hear that big noise? yeah. that's called thunder. is it going to rain? yes. i think so.
hear it? it's raining. we've gotta go to safeway in a bit. pardon? we've gotta go to safeway in a bit. can you hear the rain? i think it's hail. pardon? i think it's hail. pardon? i think it's hail stones. do you wanna have a look? yes. look. come here, lara and let me show you. it's hail stones. see the little white lumps of ice? yes. oh. is that called hail stones? that is called hail stones. yes. are these yours? yes. aren't they pretty? that's the little one and those are mummy and daddy. which is the mummy one? that one. right. the little one. that's the daddy one. and the big one's the daddy one. do you like my pretty flowers? my bluebells? in the garden. can't see in the garden. can you see the purply blue flowers? yeah. they're my bluebells. bluebells. bluebells. bluebells. yes. it's raining now. not hailing now. it's raining. has all the stones has gone away? pardon? don't pull my hair bobble. sorry. the hail stones have gone away. yes. it's raining lots now, isn't it? yes. it is. it's raining very hard. this is called a thunder storm. why? because it thunders and it's stormy. it's going away now. it wasn't. that was thunder. yes. but the thunder isn't quite as loud as it was, is it? which means the storm's going away. storm? yeah. the thunder storm's going away. it's good, isn't it? i can't see. i'm going to do my sticky. i'm going to do... i wanna do my sticky. oh alright then. you do your sticky and i'll cut the things out. i'll cut the things out. will you? look at these. they're like my wugs. shall i cut them out? yes. okay. why don't you take them to nursery? to nursery? to your work. okay? you used my scissors? yes. no. that's naughty. these are dangerous scissors. okay? look at my barbie. oh. i need some on that. okay? okay. i've gotta stick it over the other side. you're gonna stick it over the other side. okay. that's a little bit. i'm going to cut out these wugs. i want my scissors. where are your scissors? i can't see them. i can't see them either. have you lost them? no. i think you put them down, didn't you? yes. 'cause i was in the dining room. yes. you were. ooh. pardon you. look. do you like it? i do like it. it's brilliant. sindy put on his back. sindy or barbie? sindy. is it? yes. this is for daddy. he got two, look. let's have a look? i'm getting him three. you're getting him three. yes. my daddy. oh i don't believe this. today's manic. put these on. you can't put those shoes on without socks i don't think. they'll hurt. would you like your socks? yes. okay. there we go. did you shut the door? yes. because the washing machine's a bit noisy. shall i
do them? if you want. i'm going to cut out my final wug. what? does that one go on that one? i'm getting my outdoor shoes on? oh no. that's the wrong foot. can i stick these on to your sticky? er yes. thank you. 'cause they're nice and colorful, aren't they? yes. what's that funny noise? it's sarah doing some hammering. can you do it? can you put them in? yes. have you gotta do it hard? mhm. why? well. you just do. so that they don't fall off. there. thank you. i've got my outdoor shoes on now. mhm. there. i've ripped mine up. have you? no. you haven't. they're all right. stick them on your sticky. but they haven't got any glue on, have they? right. i'm not finished yet. right. i am just going to put . you're not finished doing what? have you ripped it again? yeah. come here then. do you wanna sellotape it? are you getting bored? no. good. you're going to cut another one out? do you want me to stick them on? er yes. please. yes please. okay. where shall i stick them? you can stick them on my page if you wanna. do you like my little wugs? yes. you've cut these out very well. shall i cut these out? mhm. i've got my outdoor shoes on. i know you have. they're new though, aren't they? yes. what is that? what? there. er some sort of lego container. i haven't got anything to cut out. another one please. you want another one? yes. er okay. what do you wanna cut out? i wanna... can i just...? what about tigger? i wanna cut these out. okay. oh look. more wugs. you cut those out then. more wugs. do you want me to rip the page out for you? there. thank you. you're welcome. i think we're gonna need another piece of paper. why? this one's getting full up. who shall we give this picture to? er more dadaw. well. we've given one to more dadaw. we haven't given any to grandma yet. er jonathan. jonathan. okay. 'cause it's his birthday on the same day as yours. i can't cut it out. can i have your scissors? no. let me help you get started. there. thank you. right. where did you do it? i did it there. there. what's happened? oh goodness me. what happened? i think you ripped that up. i'm going to have a look at this big one. ooh. what is it? i'm not telling you. let me see. no. yes. not until you give me a kiss. dollies. i cut these out. okay. which page? that page or that page? both of them. both of them. oh. more dollies, look. there you go. i've got more dollies. there. more dollies. okay? i think that's enough to be going on with. i want loads. you want more? yes. i wanna have loads. well. i think you've got loads. let
me have some of it. i've got loads of babies. you've ripped it. ripped what? ripped it. that looks like . look at what i do. what are you doing? i leave that there. i do another one. there. i'm going to cut out polly pocket. i've got polly pocket. i know you have. can i play with polly pocket? yes. if you wanna. but we hafta tidy this up first though. i will get the ones from over here. okay. well. these can go in the bin. lara. in the kitchen there's a big black bin sack with some paper in it. can you bring it in here? look. i know. can you bring the bin sack here? okay. i can't get through though. yes. you can. you can walk round mummy. i don't wanna go that way. well. you'll hafta tread on all the paper then. this has got in it. pardon? yes. i know there is. it's okay. bring it in. i can't do it. alright. no. not the bin. the other bin sack. no. not that bin sack. that one. you go and take that one in please. that's it. that's got paper in it. oops. i didn't see it. no. you didn't see it. you got the wrong one, didn't you? yes. right. okay. let me plonk all this stuff in there. there. do you want your polly pocket? yes. oh. i've gotta find it. oh. there it is. hooray. can you open it? yes. there. thank you. i'm just going to put these... oh careful. oh yes. put these . right. i wanna go on the swing. so do i. okay. shall we go to safeway when amy wakes up? no. 'cause it's going to rain. doesn't matter. we'll go in the car. are we going to take the pram? no. 'cause we can put amy in the trolley. have you got all the bits? i think you're missing one of the little boys, aren't you? you've only got the little girl. haven't got the little boy. oh. there he is. silly mummy. swing swing. they can both go on the seesaw. we could sing seesaw marjorydaw. outside. outside. okay. is this outside? yes. that's outside. this is the door, look. that's the door to the outside front garden. let me shut the door 'cause of the washing machine. can you do it? yes. are you gonna sing? no. oh. why not? you sing. slide. slide. okay. i wanna go fast. i wanna go fast. i don't wanna go . i wanna climb up. you're not allowed to climb up. says mummy that's naughty. you'll fall and hurt your head and hafta go to hospital. i didn't. you might do. well. if you fall don't expect to come running and crying to me. wah wah. did you fall? yes. i told you you would. now don't do it again. go on the roundabout instead. put the baby on the roundabout. poorly. the baby's poorly
now, is he? baby a boy baby or a girl baby? girl baby. not girl. they both poorly. right. shall i have lunch in the garden? who's going to have lunch? i don't like sandwiches. well. don't eat them then. i don't like my sandwiches. you don't like your sandwiches either? well. don't eat them but you won't get anything else. says polly pocket he's having some . and i don't want... eat your sandwiches. i wanna sit next to baby. i'm going to get the dinner first. i'm going for a wee wee. wee. haven't they got any stairs? no. you just hafta pretend. wee wee. i did a wee wee. now. can you make her get some food? okay. he's going to put his . and she's going to eat her sandwiches, is she? yes. there we go. ooh. i think you're better at it than me 'cause your fingers are smaller. my fingers are too big for this. there. she's making some dinner. i've made it. made it. out she comes. here she goes. is she having dinner as well? yes. what're they having for dinner? er sandwiches and toast. sandwiches and toast? baby shall have sandwiches and toast. is he? yes. right. well. amy is now, isn't she? and she's still a baby. but she's a big baby. i've finished. have a go on the bike then. where has the bike gone? it's here. vrrm. he's driving away. vrrm. do you wanna ride on playground? are you having a little ride on the playground? brrrm brrrm. he's going to sleep in the duck pond. he's not sposta ride his bike in the duck pond or in the house. stopped his bike now. and he's going to have a little sleep in one of those beds. ooh. mum. i've finished. okay baby. i wanna go to bed now 'cause i'm tired. can ? go to sleep. the girl's waking up. it's morning. good morning, little girl. would you like some breakfast? no. no? i wanna play in the garden. well. it's a bit early to play in the garden. eat your breakfast first. then you can play in the garden. no. i wanna play in the garden now. no. breakfast first. no. i'm going to play in the garden. they are ever so naughty. you're not that naughty. where's the bicycle gone? here. did you put it there? no. you did. i didn't. you did. i didn't. i put it there. oh. ouch. he fell off. oh. he fell off. what was that? nothing. i . okay. have got some stairs. look. that's the stairs. look. wait for me. oh no. wait for goldilocks. right. do you wanna help me play with goldilocks? goldilocks or polly pocket? polly pocket. yes. what're we doing? he's in bath. he's in the bath, is he? i have finished having bath. have you? yes. oh good. i go on bike again. okay. i can't get in it. you what? i can't
get in it. you can't get in it? why not? because it's fallen over. oh my goodness. there. thank you. he's wet. is he? well. go and get yourself dried off then. lara. i'm just gonna go and check on amy because she's been asleep a long time. i just wanna make sure she's okay. no. i'll only be two seconds. i drive backwards. you don't hafta drive backwards. i do. vrrrm. okay. there. hello. hello. aren't you cold? pardon? aren't you cold? no. definitely not. definitely not. they both wanna go on the toilet. okay. well. who's going to go first? the little girl is. okay. i wanna go first. the little boy wants to go first. well. who got up to the bathroom first? i did. alright. well. you can go first then. i did. did you? yes. go on then. you go to the toilet first. i did. you did? i don't think you did. i think he did. i think little boy goes first. oh. what's happened? i finished. good. whose turn is it now then? it's little boy's. i want a wee wee. polly pocket wants a wee wee now? yes. you hold the little boy. okay. very little tiny, aren't they? they are very little tiny. look at me. i'm on my bike. brrm brrm brrm. i'm going to climb up lara. i've had an accident climbing up lara. try again. ooh. he's fallen off again. oh. i don't think you oughta climb up lara, little boy. because you keep falling off, don't you? yes. perhaps you could climb up mummy? okay. oh oh oh oh. i'm getting stuck. brrm brrm brrm. up we go. oh. this is difficult. keep getting stuck in the jumper. oh! he's going up my nose. oh no. hair. hooray. oh. can you do it again? okay. up the sock. brrm. he's getting a bit stuck. he is. it's easy going on the leggings though, isn't it? ready. oh. gotta go over that jumper again. i keep getting stuck on... oh. i keep getting stuck on that jumper. oh oh dear. oh. that's better. where's that nose? there it is. oh. it's difficult going in the hair. hooray. oh. he says i'm going to climb up lara now. no. don't do that. oh. oh dear. i don't want him to climb up me. oh alright then. i think that's enough of that then. climb up you. no. he's finished now. he says i'm tired now. can i go to bed? yes. okay. rrra. that's a funny noise. rrra. that's a very funny noise. these are pretty shoes. where did you get these pretty shoes from? a shop. from the shoe shop. which is my bed? which is my bed? what? which is your bed? yours is the yellow and blue bed, boy. you won't wanna go in a pink bed, do you? have you got something in your eye? let's have a look at your eyes. they seem to
be a lot better, don't they? i'm going to... they sharing. okay. they can both have the pink bed. he's asleep. oh he's getting out. has he had a sleep then? yes. alright. , mummy. mummy. yes. what? mummy. yes. can you get my dinner? oh. please. please. alright then. sit down at the table. are we going to sit outside or are we going to sit inside? going to sit inside. okay. little boy's going sit... they going sit outside. okay. i'm going to sit outside. oh. you're going to sit outside now, are you? oh. baby don't lie down there. sit in the chair, baby. no. move out of the way, baby. i'll put you to bed, baby. come on. bedtime. in to your cot. he can't get out of his cot. i think you're getting a bit silly. aren't you? i think you're getting a bit silly. here's your dinner. where's baby? oh there. here's your dinner. baby. it's dinner time. he's there. come on, baby. come and eat your dinner. er no no no no no. shall we stop playing with this then? no. no. are you going to be silly or are you going to be sensible? i'm going to be sensible. good. she's swimming in the duck pond 'cause it's her birthday. do you swim in the duck pond on your birthday? are we going to throw you in the duck pond on your birthday? no. no. i didn't think so. i'm just going to go swimming. well. we're going to the seaside. you might not wanna swim. we will have a swim. okay. we can have a swim if you want. i've got a good idea. shall i go and show them my thingies. i don't think these are sposta go in the toaster anyway, are they? that one won't fit anyway. these mine. there. that's it. spin it right the way round. oh. has it popped up now? shall i make a sandwich? thank you. marge. shall i make a sandwich? okay. have you got some marge on there? yes. right. can i have some cheese? yes. and some tomato? there's the tomato. i only want one piece. stuck together. oh. i think that's sposta be stuck together like that . er some lettuce. oh. a sausage. yummy. thank you. i don't think i'll fit on that beanbag with you. do you like it? your beanbag? yes. good. oh yummy scummy. thank you. would you like to make yourself a sandwich? er yes. that's it. dad i shall have loads of it. can i have some ketchup on my sandwich? er yes. thank you. i'll do it. oh alright. sorry. you do it. there you go. thank you. yum yum yum yum. and a fried egg. what's this? what's this sposta be? can't have a fried egg. don't want one. i wanna know what this is. fried egg. bless you. oh. it's beefburger. oh. it's a chip. they're chips. do you want
your balloon? there's loads of balloons. shall i get them all out? yes. okay. where's the lid to it? i'm going to put them on my beanbag. pardon? you're going to put them on your beanbag? let's get all the balloons out. oh. oh. there's one. another one. oh. and another one. lalalalalala. look. i'm just going to make a cup of tea. oh. this again. dad i can do it. don't you mess around with it, sweetheart 'til it's made. oh. right. get all the bits. right. there. careful. because i can't see... oh look. bench. that's a basket. it is a basket. well done. er. here. let me put it together. oh. there you go. and this looks to me like a tree. put the branches in? do you wanna do that? i wanna do it. no, daddy. not like that. are you having fun, sweetheart? it does go like that. look. no. i'll show you. shall i show you? does it go on like... how does it go on? i don't know. how does it go on, mummy? that's on that way. that way. can i have a look at that so i can see what to do? hang on. i want that. oh i've got it. that goes in there like that. and this one goes in here like that. and then we need the base. where's the base? it's in one of these things. it's in one of these bags. we'll get the base. and then we can stand it up and it's a tree. here it is. here's the base. in here. there we go. and look. there's your trunk and there's your tree. i think you've got them upside down. dad no? yes. mot there we go. there's one. there's two. they're a lot easier to get in the right way up as well. what you did? look. that says no horse riding in the park. it's a lovely present though, isn't it? shall i put the the swing together, lara? and look at these. shall i put the swing together for you so you play with it in the park? look. anything else, caroline? mot yes. we're looking at the squirrels. oh lovely. can i have the man? yes. oh. there you go. mot oh. oh it's broken. yeah. a little bit's just broken off it. you'll hafta get some plastic glue. okay? okay. dad there you go. i haven't got a steering wheel. that's the steering wheel there. brrm brrm. dad can i go to the park please? yes. you can. hats on. her hat. that's the little boy's hat. oh no. that's mummy's hat. so mummy's got a hard hat, has she? okay. here's the little boy's hat. little boy. look. a watering can. oh. and a bucket. and a sieve like you've got in your sandpit. fork. spade. i want sandpit please. look. is that the sand? yes. that doesn't go in the sand. it doesn't. doesn't it? no.
mot little boy is going to . making you a swing. mum's pushing the pram, look. wee! where has his hat gone? here's his hat. he's playing in the sand. oh yes. it's inside out. i like playing in the sand. she says bucket. brrm brrm. wee. can i have a go? yes. thank you. wee. i don't want his hat on. okay. put it in the basket. that's it. oh look. he's giving her a drive. brrm brrm brrm. i wanna go on... i wanna go on the swing. the swing's not made yet, darling. you'll just hafta wait a little bit until i've made it. only be five minutes. good good good. sing rock a bye baby look. oh thank you. did i drop that? you needta blow your nose, young lady. come here. ask mummy for a tissue. hard. that's it. can i go on the seesaw? well. that's not a seesaw, is it? what? that's a swing. that's a swing for two people. yes. is there more children? oh look. yes. oh yes. shall we get them out? is it their birthday? oh yes. it might be. is it my birthday? yes. yes. it is, darling. is the swing ready yet? no. not yet. nearly though. do you want some white ones in there as well or just red ones? here's more children to play. they come in and say hello. have you come to play at the park? yes we have. may i sit down next to you? of course you can. hello, baby. do you think the baby would like to play in the sandpit? well. they can't. why not? 'cause they eat the sand. they eat the sand, do they? well. he might do. when the swing's ready he can have a go on the swing. go on then. you can take that now. that swing's ready. where are the flowers? oh they're there. here's the swing. you can go on the other side please. can i come on the other side? yes. there. who's going to go in this tyre swing. oh. that's a clever one. look, lara. what? now where's that little girl? which little girl? the little girl. this one? no. that one. one with the black hair. that's the mummy. because she's got a bobble for her hair. oh that's nice. it's a mummy anyway. who's going to go on the climbing frame? where? where has the climbing frame gone? here. oh. some spare flowers. where? there. good. these flowers are lovely, aren't they? yes. wee. wee. dad i'm poorly. dad i'm poorly. i've fallen off the swing. fallen off the swing? yes. oh my goodness. dad says i'm going to water the flowers. are you pleased with your presents, lara? yes. i wanna send somebody down the slide. can i? yes. okay. who's going to go down the slide? this lady here? she's too big. you want a little girl or a little boy. oh. this little boy
then. this little boy's . he's poorly. is he poorly? alright. this little girl then. dad ready. one two three. i wanna go home. you wanna go home? yes. why? 'cause i'm poorly. is he poorly? oh. come on then. she's going down on her tummy. bye bye everybody. we're all going home. bye bye, everybody. bye bye. come on then. oh. the pram. it's really nice, isn't it? mot pardon? and the basket. oh don't forget the basket. that's not your hat. come on then. forgot the pram. oh what about the pram? oh goodness me. can't carry everything. oh. here we are. here we are at home. what? she just wouldn't sit up. everybody else is playing at the park. she's playing with herself. no. the squirrels have fallen off the tree. poor old squirrels. you wanna blow your nose, young lady. you've got a snotty nose. we've all got snotty noses, haven't we? who's going to go on the bike. i'll go on the bike. i'll go on the bike. oh. i'll go on the swing then. you go on the 'nother bike. oh he's on the other bike. where? there. i'm on this bike. i'm going to sit on the chair. says mummy she's a bit of a eighties mummy, isn't she? oh. what happened? i don't think you're sposta run your mummy over. go and sit under the tree. no. don't run mummy over. mot he can hold on like you do. look. he's holding on like you do. he can't. oh dear. up the steps and down the slide. oh no. topple. he fell. her hat keeps falling. there. i wanna go on that bike. okay. we'll swap. she hasn't got any shoes on. mot oh. right then. mot can i go on that bike now? i can sit on the . oh that's a good idea. i know it is. mot thank you. mot no not that. dad what lara just did. dad wah wah wah. i want my mummy. would you like to sit in the sandpit, baby? or can baby go down the slide? baby go down the slide. mummy will hafta help baby up the slide. hooray. can i have a go? come and get me. oh, mummy. you came down the slide. you're not sposta go down the slide. it's sposta be for children. here you are then. wee. what's happened to my baby? now stop falling off the slide, baby. let's go down again. wee. oh. baby fell off again. dad post come yet? yes. are you making a sandcastle? where does this go? pardon? where does this go? that go? it just goes there. it's only pretend sandcastle. you hafta pretend. you just hafta pretend. let me go and get a box. wee. birthday. hey, lara? shall we check the post to see if we can find any birthday cards? yes. i think posty will have been by now. come here. do you think there might be
some? yes. ouch. that was my head. one two open the door. let's have a look in here. what? are you ready? yes. let's have a look. oh. wow. say cheers, posty. cheers, posty. is she going to open them? yes. she is. she's opening them now, mummy. dad oh. there's a big one. where? that brown one. a big one. this is for all the playmobil stuff. okay? okay. what fits in. okay. mot oh. it's a cow. who's it from? shall we see who it's from? sarah and chris. oh. isn't that lovely? oh. it's from lynn... shh. try that side. ooh. rip. stick your finger in there and pull it along like that. oh. let's have a look. oh. wow. it's froggie. shall we read it? yes. it says to lara. with all my love linda. it's off aunty linda. oh that's nice. that's pretty, isn't it? mot that's a nice frog, isn't it? let's see it. daddy. dad you've knocked the tree over. dad have i? mot oh deary me. there we go. oh the squirrels have fallen off again. oh poor old squirrels. who's that from? oh don't throw them. you're a bit bored of this. oh. that's from lillian and jack. who's this one... do you remember that little girl you went to see at mummy's work called natalie? well. that one's from natalie and it says to lara. happy birthday love natalie. that's nice, isn't it? and here's another one. oops. don't throw it. you haven't had a look at it. it's gromit. gromit. and it says love from gordon. happy birthday don't eat too much jelly now from gary. ouch. dad do you wanna play with something else or do you wanna play with this playmobil? want play with something else. okay. let's put it away in the tin. because otherwise little bits... oh. what? dad lara. don't kick things. you're being a little bit over excited. let's put all these bits away. dad no. don't pour all the flowers out because they were so pretty. we just... not everything'll fit in. there. there. put them in. oh. oh dear. oh. actually we could just put them in there like that. and then they won't get lost. okay. can't that go in there? no. that won't fit. they can go on the top like that. there. now what're we going to play with? shall we have a game of who knows whose nose? dad are you going to play with daddy? yeah. we'll play together, won't we? no. properly. right. i won't be long. okay. do you wanna sit here? you can sit there if you wanna, darling. right then. who knows whose nose. who knows whose nose. who knows whose nose. now then. what you've gotta do... yes? is gotta get all these cards. okay? yes. who knows whose nose. you put them down. hang on. let me shuffle them round. okay. and then you get the bag. you put all
the noses in the bag. okay? so here's the bag. okay. shall we put all the noses in. all the noses in the bag. thank you. everybody else's noses in the bag please. we want the nose in the bag. nose in the bag. thank you. nose in the bag. thank you. right then. and what you do is you take a card and you take a nose and you see if they match up. so let's have a look. oh you can... let's have a look. well done. that's a cows nose, isn't it? well done. so you got one. now i hafta have a go and see if i can get it right. i've got that as well. what have i got? what sort of nose have i got? er. is that a cow's nose? no. i'll hafta put it back. put that at the bottom of the pile. my go. this. look. can i have that please? can you have what? that cow. well. you can gotta pick another one. you've got a hippopotamus. hippo. now then. is that a hippo's nose? yes. it is. look. it's a hippos nose. so you've got two and i haven't got any. er look. bird. little bird. little bird . er. that's not a bird's nose, is it? silly old daddy. alright. you pick one now. oh. you've got a bird as well. do you think you might find a bird's nose? let's have a look. that's a... is that a bird's nose? it's the funniest looking bird i've ever seen. stick it in there. and we'll put that back in there. right then. i'll pick one out. what's that? pig. and what's that? is that a pig's nose? hooray. i've got one. put that on my side. so you've got two and i've got one. i've got a frog. that's not a frog. it's a alligator. bird's nose. is it? okay. stick it back in there then. right. put that at the bottom of the pile. and i'll have a go now. er i've got another pig and i've got a pig's nose. is that a pig's nose? no. oink oink. okay. abi can have this badge when she comes. it's your badge, sweetheart. but we sharing. do you want another go? that's nice of you to share. amy sleeping a long time, isn't she? what's that? eddy elephant. eddy elephant. see if you can find an eddy elephant nose. don't look. you're not sposta look. you should just go ah. is that an elephant's nose? that's a funny looking elephant, isn't it? put him back at the bottom of the pile. let's see what i've got. oh. i've got alligator. can i pick up a nose for my alligator? i want a nose. he says i want a nose. give me the bag and i'll pick out a nose for alligator. i want a alligator nose. oops a daisy. is that right? excellent. i've got two now. you're
not sposta look. i'm going to shake them up so you can't look, can you, lara? excellent. well done. got . well. i've got... i think it's that nose. no. i will show you . oh yes. which way up does it go? it goes round like that. cheep cheep. where have yours gone? here they are, look. one pig. one alligator and one hippo. and one birdy. thank you. now you're finished. and you've gotta pick another card. we haven't made a smellyfant yet, have we? oh no. put your... hey hey. that's not the right nose. i tell you what. what? close your eyes. try this nose. oh. can't do it. it's a smellyphant. are you gonna put him down there? so pick a card any card. pick a card. what you got? alligator. pick a nose. close your eyes and pick a nose. oy. no. that's not how you play because you'll lose the noses if you do that. are you bored with it now? yeah. do you want me to put it away? yes. okay. oh. a beanbag. silly beanbag. do you like your beanbag? silly beanbag. it's not going to . silly. shall i show grandad? well. where's grandad? at home. in guildford. yes. you can't show him today. you can show elsie grandma when she comes up tonight. because she's gonna come up for tea. can you take the ticket off? course i can. let me put who knows whose nose back first. oh. look at all these. look. one two three four five six seven eight nine ten eleven twelve. i wanna play my balloon. okay. he blowed them up, didn't he? who did? do you know who blew them up? what? you know who blew up the balloons? what? who. pardon? do you know who blew them up? what? daddy and mummy blew up a few as well. i like your beanbag. that's great that is. sorry? oh. can i have my balloon? where's the balloon? can i make your spinning top go round again? i wanna. okay. ow. i wanna do it. okay. i want you to do it. okay. i have claws and can nip. there's his claws. and four legs. yes. four legs. one two three four. and the one with the pink shell. what color is he? red. he's not red. he's pink. pink. there. all done. look. some more. which one do you wanna have? er big incy wincy spider. big incy wincy spider? that's an octopus. we've got one two three four five six seven eight arms. er this one. eel. eel. okay. eel. oh. it doesn't matter. trying to find the eels page. oh. i think that's the eel page. it says i have sharp little teeth and i'm long like a snake. and i wiggle. who am i? eel. i mended it. okay. i mend it. i know. i think you're going the wrong way for the stickers. right. which do you want? which
do i want? i want the lobster. can we do the lobster? i want seal. you wanna do the seal? i wanna do... that's the seal. seal. i want do this. the angelfish. angelfish. the angelfish. okay? don't break it. i'm not going to. there you are. thank you. can you see which page? yes. i which page. you which page? okay. here? no. that's not the right page. oh. more dadaw. is it? incy wincy spider. no. it's a crab. twinkle star. twinkle star. yes. the crab's hiding the twinkle star. i think it's that page. i'm colored in stripes with yellow and blue. i never look cold. who am i? and it says angelfish. seahorse on that page. seahorse. yes. right? right. that's right. those are the stickers, look. which? which ones do you want? er. don't know. you don't know? what about the turtle? the lobster? mamamamam. amy what's that funny noise? it's more dadaw being funny. there you are. i i find which page. no. i . alright then. is that right? no. er no. think you'll hafta go back to the back. no. you've skipped some. what about that page? i'm the one with eight legs and a tail like a fan. i've got very sharp pincers? who am i? lobster. i done it. hooray! can i do sticky? you wanna do the stickies now? okay. hang on. let's get them up. pardon? it's come off. doesn't matter. are we gonna do a sticky then? grm look. oh. can you take any shapes off? right. now. i'm going to put amy on the floor. thank you, lara. now. how're we doing with our streamer? mhm? look. mummy do. that's it. well. mine fell apart. yes. 'cause yours isn't done with glue. is it? here. mot it's alright. didn't realize how old she was. grm there you go then. no. don't want that one. you don't want that one? amy i want red. you want red? do you want a pink. don't want pink. what color do you want then? i think you used all the red ones. there's green ones. shiny green ones. i want red. well. there isn't a red one. nice shiny green ones. you'll hafta make it with green ones. you've used all the red ones. what color's that? oh. shiny. grf right. what color do you want now then? i want some more glue. some more glue? oh look. i found a red one. oh. and a shiny red one. i've found lots of red ones and gold ones. oh great. oh and shiny gold ones. that's good. mot ready, lara? what should we do next then? red. red. oh. lovely shiny red. let me show you. let me show you how to do it. yes. have some more glue. get some more glue then. yes. some more glue. that's it. put... put the glue down there right. then it's out of the way. oh. grm i done one. nice red
one. lara. this need a bit on the end, love. needs a bit of glue on the end. are you nicking some? that's right. she is nicking some. no. i'm not licking. nicking. oh. nicking. grm and grf it won't come out. it will come out. yes. it is. you're doing very well. we've still got some left. shall i press for you? do you want me to press? no thank you. please. old macdonald? would you like me to press for you? now. you've got it. well done. i need lots. that's it. you've got lots. i got lots. i know. oh what fun it is to ride... on a one horse open sleigh. grm i done it. good girl. wait a minute, lara. you haven't done that end. that's it. now then. oops. did daddy take you to playgroup, lara? did you see abi? did you play? did daddy stay with you or did daddy go to the shop? go to shop. did he? were you okay when daddy when daddy went to the shop? did you cry? i didn't. good girl. who did you play with, lara? who did you play with? abi. anybody else? i don't know. you don't know? what about alice? alice. what about jaqueline? jaqueline. what about georgie? georgie. and tom? and tom. did you play with tom? do you like tom? yes. pardon? i do like tom. you do? good. i like daddy. you like daddy. i know you like daddy. do you like georgie? you don't? no. liar. why not? don't worry. last week she didn't like tom. why don't you like georgie today? we just have these little days off people. well. i think today tom had a little bit of the monster situation. think tom monopolized the . grm and on that farm he had sheepypoos did she make that up? sheepypoos. like amy poos. what do the sheepypoos say then, lara? don't want this paper now. don't you? wait a minute then. get you some more. well. what do the sheepypoos say then? lara? hey, r. get some more. mummy's got some by her foot. only if you tell me what the sheepypoos say. sheepypoos say old macdonald. do they? well done. here a baa. there a baa. everywhere a baa there. that's it. what about horsiepoos? horsiepoos. oh oh. that's a lot. you've got a lot out of there. can you find some more for me? pardon? find some more. find some more? yes. i don't know whether we've got any more. i'll hafta have a look. what? glue? that's it. on the end. lara. where it won't make a proper streak. i've probably got some prit stick. grm so... yes. you wanna see the streamer. what is it called, lara? this? i wanna play football. throwing ball. you wanna play football throwing ball while my tape's on, do you? well. put all the streamers away. put all the streamer stuff away. 'til tomorrow. oh, lara. that's
a nice one, isn't it? oh. where's that big fat tummy gone? found a tummy button. i've found... shall i find the ball? yes. well. you've gotta put the streamer stuff away first, haven't you? yes. otherwise there won't be any room. oh yes. gotta put down the table, haven't we? and mummy's tea. stick it on the floor. right now. put these in the bin. because these are... bits on my hand. well. pick the bits off then. the bits of glue on your hand. can i find the ball? where is it? i wanna. play cricket instead. play cricket instead? okay. that's slightly less lethal, isn't it? it is. less... tomorrow, lara. we've got some shiny silver ones. look. what? pardon? or what? can you throw this to me? yes. let me just clear this away please. oh. it's stuck. oh no. really really stuck, isn't it? you're as nutty as a fruitcake, lara. oh well done. throw it everybody. everybody come in here. come on. grd everybody come in here. we're playing. thank you. ready steady... not my chair. no. she's not gonna move your chair. no. oh. woo! let me get sticky bits off. it's good, isn't it? let you what? get all the sticky bits off. shall we play tennis? can i play tennis? well. i have a bat and you have a bat at tennis. but i'm not very good. lara. you're sposta hit it back. that's it. woo. no. you're sposta hit it. well. i'm not making it possible to hit, am i? woo. that's it. oh sorry, amy. amy grm what are you doing? she's creeping up. yes. let me have that ball. one two three. woo! don't think we're going to get amy off to sleep with this game. you're sposta throw it at more dadaw. not at me. woo! let me no. you're playing with me. oh. are you ready? ooh. oh. you get it. oh. i can play grandad. go on then. grm we play fun. did you? we play fun. we play fun. did you? it's called tennis, lara. we played tennis. i'm not sure that that's called tennis. grandad. do you wanna play tennis with me? yes. with me. do you wanna play tennis, lara? you don't actually need a bat because you probably won't be able to hit what lara's throwing at you. one to lara. come on then. you've gotta hit this thing that grandad sends you. watch. hit it. hooray! good girl. oh well done. grm and grf oh dear. oh. i haven't got a bat. you're sposta hit it to grandad. to me. mot right, lara. hold it out. oops. oh. grm catch. catch. no. catch. go on then. nearly. nearly. oh. hooray! lara. say hip hip hooray. hip hip hooray. that's it. are you ready? please. don't snatch, lara. that's not nice. say sorry. sorry. thank you. say it in such a way that you obviously mean it. here's my ball. where?
here. oh. well. i thought you were playing cricket and tennis. not football. oh. we're playing tennis. no. we're not. we're playing throw the ball now, are we? are we? are we playing throw the ball? go there. like me. are you ready? now. if i sit down it's better so i'm not too tall for you. you can catch it better. liar. oh stop it. no. throw it. put your hands out. put your hands out. put your hands out. hooray! hold your hands out. oh. well done. quite a long way away, weren't you? lara. sarah's gonna think you're a complete... yesterday you were banging on the wall and today you're giggling your head off. what was she doing? head banging? no. she had a hammer and she was banging on the wall. she was mending a telegraph pole. was she? let me find a hammer. oh. let me show you. go on then. it's in one of those tins. let me show you. i don't think it's in that one. no. not that one. can you see? you see that one in the big green thing? i think it's in there. i want . no. you've gotta have a hammer. looking for the hammer? i think it's in that green tub. in here. in the green tub. grm here you are. there you go. oh thank you. oh good girl. let me have these. right. please. i'm gonna mend. that's what she said yesterday. i banged it hard. where shall i bang? on that wall over there. that's right. because we haven't got neighbors that side. that's right. you won't disturb sarah. call me when you're ready, grandad. grd you've gotta go up the ladder first, haven't you? i'm up the ladder. are you? i didn't see you climb up the ladder. grm and mot more dadaw. where are you going? just going to the loo. it's alright. grm what are you doing? she's mending the telegraph pole like the man was yesterday. i see. is she? it's very good. so the telephone will work now, will it? screw screw screw. screw screw. mot grandad you come and help me? grandad. grandad! you come and help me. grandad! you come and help me. do you want grandad to help you? yes. grandad. you go up your ladder and use your philips screwdriver. right. okay. up the ladder. mot i needta take my socks off. do you? why do you needta take your socks off to bang? mot grandad? can you help me do this please? put that down. when i finish you can use this. when i finish you can use this she said. grf i like . you like what? the hammer is the most useful tool, lara. whenever the telly goes wrong you just hit it with your hammer. you bash it! no. don't say that. and when the hoover goes wrong... no. don't say that. i went to elsie grandma's house. you went to
elsie grandma's... yes. on saturday, didn't you? yes. you did. i can use this. i don't it. and i... five minutes. five minutes. you can have that in five minutes. grm just a minute, lara. grm i'll come back and help you with your telegraph pole. rarararararar. dododododo. lalalalalalalala. pardon you. what about the screwdriver. i'm doing first. i'm doing blablabla. is that the rarara? the ruler? rararararararar. are you measuring? no. we're rarararar apparently. rarararararara. sounds like row your boat. rarararararar. oh, lara. i'm caught. i've got my nose caught in my pliers. what shall i do? pinch it. that's what you should do. pinch it. ah. you take it off. that's it. my nose is alright now. thank you. it hurt. rarararararar. just going to make the gravy, lara. grf more dadaw. look. lara. stop it. no screaming, lara. lara. lara. do you wanna go and sit on the stairs? let me... i'm just going to put amy on her cot. that! grm what's this? one two three four five. fifteen fourteen eleven. fourteen. okay? eighteen fourteen eighteen fourteen. fourteen fifteen. more dadaw. boo. oh. it's stuck again. no. i've got it out. oh. you've got it. do do do do. shall we give it a tap again? with the hammer? more dadaw. watch. she is watching. look. more dadaw's busy. getting your tea. mot right. mend the ceiling. oh no. no. the ceiling'll fall down. ready. mend the ceiling. oh. you can start knocking the beams down, lara. let's start knocking the beams down for daddy. oh. mot oh. mot i needta bounce. i can't... right ho. stand on . woo! one more. last one. there. all done. there we go. oy. hey. ho ho ho you are mending. mot shush. why are we shushing? mhm? why are we shushing? who is? mot she is? mot watch. i am watching. watch, more dadaw. i am watching. lara. don't scream. no. it hurts our ears, doesn't it? lara. don't get any more out 'cause we're just going to have dinner. we're just going to have dinner. what? we're just going to have dinner. oh. what's that? baby bath. are you gonna give baby a bath? only a pretend bath today though. we gave her a proper bath yesterday, didn't we? did you? mummy hadta wash her dolly for work. oh dear. because the children got it a bit dirty. i can't find dolly. i can find the dolly. mhm. never mind. you hafta take her clothes off first. do you wanna bring her over to me and i'll take her... i'm gonna... i'm gonna wash that dolly. you're gonna what? i'm gonna turn the tap off you wanna what? turn the tap off turn the tap on? take the changing mat out of the bath first. because otherwise you won't have anything to put her on when you dry her. i thought that was perhaps so she doesn't slip in the bath. it could be but it's more
fun as a changing mat. there we are. one bare baby. thank you. can i get you a towel for when she gets out? is the water right? the right temperature? test it with your elbow. it's hot. it's hot, is it? mot here's a towel to go on her changing mat. lara. what about the baby bath. you've gotta dry her after giving her a bath. you can't leave her wet or she'll get cold. now. those? cold? i found... water. sticky backed. out of bath . yes. i know. yes. you did. they didn't sleep very well. no. pardon? are you going in the bath? i think it's a bidet for you. it's a bit small for you. oh. that's lovely. you're looking after your baby very nicely. baby. oh. you mean lara and baby are in the bath like lara and amy were in the bath yesterday? looking after you baby as well as you look after amy. that's a very double-edged comment. grf no. she's been very good with her today. you usually are. no pokes. no shouts. come on. mot you're getting useta her, aren't you, lara? sorry. mot grm that's her dress. here's her dress. in the kitchen. i want juice juice. you want juice juice? well. you can have some with your dinner. don't you fret, little one. you'll get your juice. there. that's a bit tidier, isn't it? you hafta sing to her, lara, if you want her to go to sleep. sing her a lullaby. you hafta sing her a song. wee wee wee. did she have a bath? asleep. is she asleep now? yes. is that her bed? yes. wee. where're you going? i'm going for walk. you're going for a walk? careful, lara. i'm going fast. you watch me. okay. are you skipping? right, lara. ready now. your dinner's ready. dinner time. mummy's making a cup of tea. mummy cup of tea. mummy toast. mummy's toast is still in the toaster. mummy toast. still in the toaster. yes. hm? there it is. it's not done very well. mummy poorly. no. the toast isn't done very well. mummy's alright. it's just that the toast isn't done very well. what's that? i'm just checking the post. there isn't any. no post. put it on your plate if you don't want it. there. what's wrong with the crusts? hey? what's wrong with the crusts? put that there. put that there? fall out. pardon? fall out . fall out? yes. what fell out. you mean they fell off the plate nearly? yes. right. they did, didn't they? no thank you. lara eat it. mummy's gonna get her own toast. mummy have. pardon? mummy. come here. lara juice juice. having juice juice. having juice juice. i good girl. mummy have juice juice. pardon? who's coming to see you this afternoon? emma jim. no. emma and... abi. yes. are you going to let abi play with your toys? no. why not? are you going to
let abi play with your toys? no. please. lara play toys. and abi play toys. no. abi and lara play with your toys. no. yes. no. abi won't come then. no. no. no. see emily . emma? emily? yes. emily's not coming. abi's coming. abi wants to play with your toys. no. please. no. are you gonna be a good girl? no. you're not? no. shall mummy ring abi up and tell her not to come? yes. you don't want abi to come? yes. you do want abi to come? no. you don't. yes. why not? lara play toys. yes. but can't abi play with them as well? no. it's a nice day. you could play with abi in the garden. no. wanna play with abi in the garden? mummy. do you wanna play with abi in the garden as well as mummy? yes. and emma? yes. well. in that case you've gotta let abi play with your toys. no. well. then you can't play in the garden. if you don't let abi play with your toys mummy'll sit you on the naughty chair. no. mhm. no. mhm. no. well. let abi play with your toys. no. yes yes yes yes. no no no no no. mhm. no. abi and lara play with the toys. no. yes. no no no no no no. yes. no no no no. yes yes yes yes. yes yes yes yes yes. no no no. pardon? no digger? yes. who's got a digger? hurt. does it? shall we put some cream on it? yes. okay. after breakfast. no. scratch. are you scratching it? mhm. if you scratch it you'll just make it worse. good girl. oh dear. oh dear. never mind. put it on the table. yes. doesn't matter that your bib's full up. put it on the table. eat dinner hm? eat dinner. yes. you can eat your dinner without your bib 'cause it's only toast, isn't it? and it doesn't really get dirty. that. pull it down please. trousers down. there. fall down. baby. baby. a teddy. aah. nose. mhm. eyes. nose. eyes. nose eyes. what's this? ear. ear. that ear. i see. tick tock. no. careful. don't touch. abi. that's mummy's. mummy play toys. no. not mummy's toy. tick tock tick tock. tick tock? it's like a clock. there. don't touch. tick tock. tick tock. what's that? lara. what did i say? don't touch. that. lara. do you wanna sit on the naughty chair? that. lara. that. stop it. that. i said don't touch. that. i said don't touch. now stop it. play animals. go on then. bring your animals over here. mummy . yes. mummy play there. mummy to play what? here? yes. mummy play here? yes. alright then. mummy bring the table. you want me to bring the table? yes. bring in there. pardon? in there. in there? yes. i put the table in there? yes. look, mummy. lara. oh. lara. that lara's. that's mummy's. put it down, you little
minx. that lara's. juice juice. well. they're a bit big, aren't they? get through. you get through? i didn't know you could say get through. mummy. hello. mummy sit there. well. let mummy sit here. let's move this round. let's move you round. whee! mummy tissue. yuck. put that tissue in the bin? no. mum move. i didn't move. mum move. hello. hello. field. there's a field. there. and this. field. oy! what're you doing? lara moo. lara moo all fall down. oh dear. mummy moo all fall down. mummy's moo didn't fall down. lara's moo fall down. lara. hello. hello. hello. bye bye, moo. where's moo? hello. animal in there. animals are in there. yes. oh no. they're not. 'cause mummy put them in the boxes. got animals in here. out. you get them out then. one at a time. lift them out. no. shall mummy pour them out then. dinner dinner house dinner please can i have some dinner? yes. where is it? there. can i have it? thank you. yum yum yum. dinner more dinner can i have some more dinner? yes. where is it? there. you've hidden it. yum yum yum. mummy. oy. baby. baby what? hello. hello. field. well. you threw it on the floor. you pick it up. dadaw. mummy. and there's no grandparents round here to do your jobs for you. you pick it up. mummy . mummy round there. no. lara pick it up. no. well. moo's staying on the floor then. moo. good girl. dinner what happened? dinner look. all fall down. it did. yes. mummy pick up. mummy play animals. lara play it up. mummy play. i am playing animals. no mummy do it. mummy play animals. yes. i'm going to. i can do both. there you are, mummy. thank you. meow. meow. meow. oh. penguin's underneath as well. that's novel. meow. what do penguins do? hello. hello. i'm a penguin. no. are you being attacked by a penguin? hello. hello. hello. hello. oh. more. penguin's being attacked by the cow now. hello. hello. there. mhm. moo . can you get the animals dinner r? yes. from the floor? yes. pick it up. good girl. mm. yum yum. no. you'll spill it. no. okay. turn it on the table. more table. mhm. more table. i done more table. mummy sit down more table. you sit more table. more table? yes. i don't think you know what you're talking about. more table. that's table. that's more table. you mean that's a table and that's more table? yes. oh right. mummy. hello. hello. can i have some dinner please? yes. oy. yum yum. yum yum. dinner i've finished now thank you. more? more please. meany. floor. mhm. lara get. lara. bye bye. bye bye. animals go away. more . bye bye. knock on the door. can i come in? yes. thank you. more. thank you. more. can i come in? thank you. can i come in? yes. thank you. oh. can i
come in? yes. more. can i come in? quickly quickly. shut the door. shut door. more. what's this? baby grr. baby what? baby grr. no. what is it? baby baa. baa. that's it. can i come in? more. hello hello. i'm the police. can i come in? better not shut the door on the law. more. i'm a big elephant. i'm gonna tickle lara. i'm . ah! i wanna tickle lara. this way. no. this way. no. this way. no. you'll hafta give me a kiss first. more. i'm running out of animals. hello. can i come in? yes. open the door please. properly. i'm a big animal. that's it. oh. hello. hello. more animal. no mummy tissue. it is mummy's tissues. no mummy tissue. you're a meany. baa. can i come in? yes. well. open the door then. oh. who's that? in there. in there? no. in there. well. where can he go? there. bye bye. more. can i come in? yes. open the door please. more animal. there's only the ducks left. more. do you wanna get that cow off the floor? no. all gone then. please. out. are we getting them out now? yes. mummy get moo. don't you push those animals off. hello. hello. peepbo, animals. peepbo. peepbo, animals. peepbo. peepbo. hello. hello. see. whee. oh. you're mean. no! mummy get out. you get them out then. mummy get out. oh. you get them out. mummy get out. mummy's having her cup of tea. lara get them out. juice juice. do you want it? are you gonna come and sit next to mummy and drink your juice? no. no. drink juice juice down. drink juice juice down. take your bottle out and tell me what you said. no abi play toys. yes abi play toys. lara play toys. you can play with them as well. no. you'll go on the naughty chair. no abi baby. lara. do you want abi to come and play? no. you're a horrid horrid little child. no abi play toys. yes. home. no. abi's coming here and she's gonna play with your toys. abi go home. and you can go to bed if you're gonna be horrid. no. you can go to bed if you're gonna be horrid. lara play toys. no. not if you're not gonna let abi play. you're a meany meany. meany meany. lara play toys. no. we're going to let abi play with your toys and you're not going to play if you're not gonna let abi play. no everybody play toys. this one. what's them? this one. what are they? this one. holes for the fences. yes. clever girl. go round. turn round. yes. okay. good girl. more? okay. there's one on the floor, isn't there? no? there's one. no. other side. it goes here. yes. clever girl. animal. pop the animals in then. baby pig. more. oh no. we don't need that one. that's a spare one. oh. it can go there if you want
i suppose. see animal. that's it. oh dear. shall mummy do it? that lara's. yes. you've eat it though. oh. you can carry on if you want. mummy. mummy's finished her breakfast. it's there. mummy dinner. this this this. those are old bits. yuck. no thank you. put them on the plate. are you gonna to eat them? yes. well. they're a bit hard. that's probably more sensible. no. don't spit it out though. lara play animals. we have been playing animals. mummy play animals. i'm not playing on my own. mummy play animals. yes. when lara's finished eating her breakfast again. anyway these animals are a bit boring. yes. they are, aren't they? lara bor'. do you wanna play some... lara bor'. no. you're not boring. the animals are boring. shall we play something else? wanna play jigsaws? yes. okay. shall we play with this jigsaw clock? yes. come and sit here then. come and sit next to mummy. oh. we've got all the pieces back, look. ow. right. shall we take them out? yes. lara . right then. oh good girl. yes. no. there. yes. well. it's the wrong way round but it fits in there. yes. i know. but it's not sposta fit in there. it's a bit of a design flaw. turn it round then. hooray! lara sit down. okay. are you gonna put more in? you hafta move further over here. budge up. oh. that's pathetic. come here. that's it. where does the triangle go? that's it. hexagon. circle. another circle. no. yes. no. you know it doesn't go in there. you're just teasing. thank you. bit dirty this puzzle clock. shall we clean it? yes. okay. clean it later. well. you look where it goes. there. yes. more? more? that's more. no. there's three more. oh dear. oh dear. fall down. there we are. there. that in there. more. more? that's it. one more. last one now. last one. last one. there. and can you count them? one. two three four eight nine ten out. what happened to five six and seven? yes. what happened to five six and seven? one two three four eight nine ten out? mummy do this one. oh. careful. that one's a boring one though. this one goes down. that. that's boring. that just goes squeak. that. that one moves the hands. oh. mummy do. what's the matter? two. okay. stand up. let's pull your trousers up. i think we're gonna hafta sew these. right. there you go. that. better? yes. what's the matter? sit back. sit back. now. you're too far away again. budge up again. mind you. that's how you pull your trousers down. lara down. alright then. bit there. lara bit there. oh dear me. what's the matter? lara do. okay. lara. mummy do. alright. can i do one? yes. thank you. gonna let abi do one later? yes? lara do. are you gonna let abi do one later? no. oh. you're a meany. lara do.
you were gonna perfectly happy to let abi do them yesterday. lara do. okay. abi do do. no abi. no abi. that. yes. it squeaks. what's that? that clicks. that. and dings. that squeaks. oh. no abi play toys. lara. no abi play toys. yes. no. yes. no abi play toys. yes. no abi play toys. you'll sit on the naughty chair in a minute. no abi play toys. lara. no abi play toys. stop it. what's that? that's a number two. do more. that. that's a number eight. that. that's a number two. that. pop it in then. no abi play toys. lara. will you stop it? no. it's not funny. tick tock tick tock. tick tock. more. can you count them? six eight nine. no. one. two. no. one. two three four. five. six eight. no. no five. there is a five and it's after four. four four eight . four eight nine ten. mummy four eight. four. oh. no! what do you say? no. what do you say? no. please. good girl. mine. well. yes. it is your chair. but mummy had her feet on it and you hadta ask nicely. no. oh. stop being silly. no mummy's feet on. well. they're off now. mummy no mummy . pardon? oh. all fall down. there. yes. baby. yes. do more . take out. can i have the elephant? yes. can you get it out for me? oh dear. hooray! elephant. hello. oh. baby baa. hello, baby baa. would you like a ride on my back? mhm. there. shall we try and pop him on properly so he doesn't fall off. oh. the elephant's a bit wide. oh. he fell off. thank you. hello. hello. juice juice. say boo. dinner where is it? is it on the floor? hooray. yum yum yum. it's gone again. dinner can i have my dinner please? yes. can you get it for me please. yes. go on then. baa. lara get it. please. yes. lara get the dinner thank you. yum yum. dinner where are you? dinner where are you? can lara get the dinner please? thank you. yum yum. oh. yum yum. oh. can lara get the dinner please? she's running off with it. thank you. yum. oh goodness me. that wasn't sposta happen. the giraffe's fallen down. hello, giraffe. oh no. everything's fallen down. oh. lara's fallen down. oh no. lara's fallen down again. and again. no more. no more? well. you don't hafta fall down if you don't wanna. mummy play animals. i am playing animals. more. well. my dinner's on the floor. so i can't play until my dinner comes back up, can i? yum yum. hello, giraffe. do you want some of my dinner? mhm. yum. oh no. dinner what happened? dinner where is it? on the floor. lost. lost. look. oh yes. can you get it for me please? please? no. no? no. oh. diddy. diddy please. yes. can i have it? no. why not? no. yum
yum. i'm coming. i wanna go on the other bicycle. okay. i don't want that hat on. oh. would you like me to put him on? oh. would you like me to put him on? lara? yes or no? no. you hafta sit him down and turn his hands round. shall i turn his hands round for you? 'cause they're quite stiff. yeah. okay. can i have a little bit of your...? you don't know what it is yet. there. shall i put him on or do you wanna do it? are you excited? amy you look ever so pretty in that dress. both of you. amy. amy going to play with your playground? can i have a bit of your soup please? oh. can i have a bit of your soup? haven't you had your breakfast? no. yes. you have. i made it for you. can i have lots and lots? shall i get amy some breakfast? yes. mot has mummy gone to in there? yes. why? because she hasta. oh, amy. amy breadstick time. oh, amy. amy amy. amy can i have some soup? can i have a little bit more? last bit. because this is daddy's breakfast. you've had your breakfast. no. that's enough. amy. amy amy. amy it's okay. amy you breakfast is coming as well. amy could you do me a favor, lara? what? would you be able to get me a tissue? please? can't find them. well. you've not even looked. can't find them. there you go. there we go. who wants tissue? me. lara or you? me. there aren't any. oh no. there aren't any. pardon? i didn't say a word. please can i have a ? oh. what? oh, lara. dad mummy's just heating it up, amy. amy amy. amy yum yum yum yum. yum yum. get off. can i have a little bit? here you go. dad thank you. mot you said. can you help me play with that please, mummy? pardon? can you help me play with that, mummy? can i help you play with that please, mummy? yes. after i've fed amy. no. yes. alright then. i won't play with you after i've fed amy. no. you've had enough now. you've had your breakfast. let me eat my breakfast. can i just have a little tiny piece? you're a pain sometimes, young lady. always nicking my food. i never get a full meal nowadays. yum yum yum. you know what i can do on the sofa? what can you do on the sofa? mot what're you doing, lara? lying down. lying down. are you tired? no. just having a rest. no. what are you doing then? waiting for me so you can nick more of my food. aren't you? could i have a...? could i have a little bit please? please? have a little bit please? there you go. that's good for you. eat it. and that bit's for me. okay? no. that bit's for me. can i have
a little bit of crust? that's your last. thank you. sit properly, lara. what're you doing? hey? oh. i see . do they press? no. nothing works when you press them. it just rattles and use it as a mirror that you can look at. pardon? it's a mirror for you to look at. who can you see in your mirror? er. don't. no. you'll get it all dirty with food. lara. are you going to harass your sister all day or are you going to be a good girl? mot i'll take you into town and you can have a sleep in the car. are you gonna go in when i go in? that's a good idea. mot amy. amy hello. there's that tissue. that's hidden behind my knee. amy. amy more dinner. amy no. amy don't eat that. amy that's not dinner. amy ugh. slide broken. oh dear. oh my goodness. how did that break? did that naughty boy go down it on his bike again? yes. that's disgraceful. tell him off. pardon? tell him he won't be able to come in the playground anymore if he breaks the slide. amy what're you doing, lara? , sweetheart. dadada. this hasta go . hey. are you trying to crawl? amy are you trying to crawl? amy are you trying to crawl? amy mum. mum. say mum. where you gone? say mum where've you gone? mot there she is. boo! look. mummy. what's lara playing with? this. mot you wanna play with this? shall i get a boy? you get a boy? okay. what's happened to the bike? what's happened? i better. i mend it. you mend it then. you can mend it. you did mend it. little boy. thank you. does he go on the bike? yeah. look. okay. there. put it back in the tin then. i've got a bike. you like these bikes, don't you? you bike. okay. let me blow your nose first. harder. good girl. that's better. there you go. i'm going to drive it round here. uh oh. he's stuck. get out. what're you doing? lara. where's the wheels on this? there they are. there. that's better. can't see the wheel. there. brrmm. hello. i'm going home. bye. are you going to the park? i'm going to play on the slide. park my bike. i wanna play on the slide. me go first and you go second. no. i'm going first. it's my idea. please can i go first? please? no. me go first. i'm going on my bicycle. there's the little boy. do you wanna go on your bicycle? i'll just have a quick swing first. i like swinging. it's fun. i'm gonna to swing this way now. do you like the dinosaur on my shirt? yes. would you like to swing on this one? well. i need somebody to swing with me on that one. oh. i don't know how they're sposta go on there. will you come and swing with me
on that one? pardon? will you come and swing with me on that one? no. i'm having a ride. well. i need somebody to swing with me if i'm going to swing on that one. this one. okay. oh, amy. amy you're not allowed these things. amy they're too little. amy okay. come on then. let's put you on the swing. you go in there. and hold on. amy. amy what's she doing? where's that little one? take it away from her. yes. put it here. put it there. oh. what's happened to this swing? why isn't it working? why can't they sit down? oh hang on. oh. they hold on there. pardon? i see what happens. what do we do? they hold on here. look. on there? mhm. can't really put them there. why not? they're just a bit fiddly. that's all. there. see. that's where they hold on. there. there we go. oh, amy. amy you are such a disgrace. you're eating lara's tissue and what's happened to the... amy actually it was mummy's. amy what's happened to the slide and the sandpit hey? amy can amy play with your spinning top to stop her from playing with your playground? thank you. oh. get a tissue, lara. you go up slide. right. go up the slide. you're not going up the slide on the bike. yes. can you take your other one on there? pardon? can you take your other one on that bike? other what? er. go and get a little boy or a girl then from the tin behind you. blow. and again. who's going where now? that was broken, wasn't it? what was broken? that was. oh? was it? yes. why? because that doesn't have any wheels at the back. oh. i know. it was broken. yes. for grandad. you have it. thank you. i'm having this one. who's going to swing with this little boy? can she swing with this little boy? yes. shall we go on the sandpit and slide? okay. ready steady go. whee. whee. ready. i'm going to go this way. i'm going to go this way. oh. the slide's broken. oh. he's ever so naughty. going to push them on the swing. whee. whee. gently push them on the swing. yours isn't holding on. pardon? yours isn't holding on. yours isn't. mine is. can i have yours? okay. can i have yours? i... thank you. i'm going to make him hold on. can i have him? yes. i'm going to make him hold on first though. fall down. oh. no. he'd better go home. no. is he alright? yes. i don't want that one. don't you? which one do you want? i want that one. please? please. oh poor amy. off we go. off we go. what's the matter, amy? amy look. amy oh. little bit broken now. come on, little boy. come on, little boy. no. not up the slide. can i just get something in the bed from
here? yes. can't get . there we go. the little boy go. i want the little boy to go. do you? okay. brrm. oh. they can't fit under there. can't fit under there. oh. you've broken it. do you know what this is? what? it's a slide that looks like a dinosaur. doesn't it? just a minute. hello. hello. i'm a little boy. hello. hello. i'm a little boy too. go away, little boy. don't be horrible. i'm not going away. i'm going away. the baby. who's that in there, amy? amy who's that? amy who's that in there? amy shall we put the baby in there? the baby in there for a ride? okay. if you want. who's that little baby, look? amy what's this little baby? amy he can go in there if he wants to. can you see amy? amy pardon? hello. no. you can't see anything because lara's ruined it. get out of the way please, lara. she's got white tights on. i've got white tights. amy's got white tights too. where has my car gone? where has your car gone? it's over there look. er. can you can you drive this one? yes. i'm going to. she's having a ride in the sandpit. wow. that's alright, isn't it? mhm. can i have that? oh. that's comfy. can i have it? can you have it? no. it's mine. it's mine. is it? where are you going to put it? alright then. you can have it. where are you going to put it? i'm going to sit on it. okay. there you go. careful. why? i thought you were going to sit on it. not it sit on you. oh, amy. amy who's that? it's a beanbag. a beanbag. it is a beanbag. yes. do you like it? has it got little prickles in? no. it's got little bits in it. to make it all squidgy. shall we hide? shall we hide? where? from daddy. from daddy? well. how? look. under here. hide the beanbag or hide you? hide us. you hide you. i'm too big to be hidden by that beanbag. amy right. shall we lie on the sofa? go on then. shall we sit... i'll put some cushions over me. okay. and i will hide . look. are you hiding from daddy? yes. oh alright. i'm just putting your flower back. pardon? a flower came off. pardon? a flower came off. there. go on then. hide. you find me. find me. me? i know where you are. you're there. it's daddy you've gotta hide from. here. oh hello. pick them up now please. yes. i wanna play... play with what? the playground? alright then. this. you play with playground. you wanna play with the cooker? can you make me some cheese on toast please? yes. want egg too? pardon? egg too? yes please. here. beer. beer? no. that's not beer. it's coca cola. no. i'd rather have coffee. coca cola. can't find the toaster. it's
down there. on the side. on the little ledge. underneath your cooker. behind the boxes. where? above that. and what about on the ledge above the boxes? i can't see it. are you being really dumb? what's this? toast. oh good. can i have some cheese on toast? and egg? and an egg done in the blue pan. where's the blue pan gone? it's here. thank you. you haven't turned it on. pardon? you haven't turned it on. oh. is it ready? hurrah. put it on a plate for me then. and i want some margarine as well as cheese on it please. you'll hafta spread it with your knife. wee. amy can't find a knife. well. bring it down here and i'll find it then. wasn't any much left. wasn't there? it doesn't matter. we'll just have a little bit. can i leave this margarine there? can you leave the margarine there? yes. you can leave it there if you want. yummy. thank you. can i have some coffee as well? okay. get a cup. where has the cups gone? well. there's loads of cups around. psshh. psshh. more water. psshh. i want some milk in my coffee as well please. right. i haven't got any milk i'm afraid... oh. psshh. right. psshh. thank you. yummy. psshh. mhm. can i have that please? my egg ready yet? no. oh. careful with it. that's it. i've finished now. would you like to wash up my plate? yes. and my cup? and put the bits in the bin? don't you want any more? i've had most of it. i don't want any more now. thank you. you put them here, lara. look. this is where... you know mummy's draining board? that's where i put things to dry? well that's where you put your things to dry. that's it. and that bowl there. that's where the knives and forks go. alright then. that's where the bowl goes. if i were you i'd use... can you just help me make tea? help you make tea? yes. you need oven gloves to get in the cooker. you don't. you do. it's hot. it'll burn your hands. it's not too hot. alright then. it's not too bad. it's quite hot. okay? okay. you leave it to cool. no. i want it hot. here's my plate. leave it to cool. okay. but you've got... do you want it hot? do you want it hot? yes i do. can you get the scooper and scoop it out. onto my plate. have you got one of these? yes. i have. you've got some other gloves like this. i have. thank you. i need a knife and fork to eat this though. amy's got them all i think. you pick them up. you get them. you get that one. alright then. ask amy. alright. amy. amy can i have these knives and forks please? amy thank you. yum yum yum. i wouldn't mind a sausage with my egg. pardon?
wouldn't mind a sausage with my egg. sausage? yeah. you'll hafta fry that though. i think we'll hafta move the plate if you're going to fry it, aren't we? what? here you go. turn it on. you haven't turned it on. i'm having breakfast. dad oh. fried egg. i've had cheese on toast already. dad have you? mot who's cooking it? mot lara. dad me. oh lovely. you can sit with her please. oops. oops. you dropped my sausage on the floor! you're doing a chris. thank you. yummy. here you are. tell me if you want some more. okay. have you washed it up? i wouldn't mind some ketchup. pardon? i wouldn't mind some ketchup. would you like some ketchup? yes please. ketchup. i don't think the ketchup's in the oven. thank you. you do it. okay. mot thank you. can i have some on my sausage as well? mot thank you. what's this? a drink. it's a drink? put it on. i'll put it there. put it there. thank you. i've finished this now. thank you. mot thank you. dad mot there you go. mummy? right. are you gonna wash up? oh. you have washed up. do you want another cup of tea? yes please. do you want milk in? yes please. but the milk's spilt. well. wipe it up then. no. it didn't. no. it didn't. oy. it's sposta be my cup of tea. it's mummy's. it's mummy's, is it? what about me? can i have some ribena? thank you. baby. where? go to sleep. i don't wanna go to sleep. baby. i'm not going to sleep. i wanna play. baby. i wanna play. put this under your bed. hey? i wanna play. okay. you can play but you . lie down if you wanna on the sofa. do you wanna help me make the tea? make the tea? okay. have you washed everything up? yes. okay. what're we going to have for tea? we going to have everything everything? wow. we going to have some cake 'cause it's your birthday it's my birthday. hooray. where're my presents? er. i'll get them. oh, lara. you have spilt your milk, haven't you? i thought you meant pretend milk. oh my goodness. what? what a lot of milk you've spilt. was it milk or water? oh it was water i think. lemonade. lemonade? oh. what? it's going to be sticky then. pardon? it's going to be sticky. it's not going to be sticky. good. oh. i on here. yes. but you should've moved your cup first, shouldn't you? yes. yes. oh, amy. amy can i have one with wheels? yes. can you get me one? tip them out. okay. tip them out. look. can i have this little one? i think you can have this one. i'd like the little one actually. you can have this one. i want the little one. no. you can't have the little one. why? you can have the blue one. thank you. oh
look. my man's got a roof on his car. can i have this one? okay. oh. two men in here i think, shall i? this one. i've got four men. have you? look. one. two. three. four. goodness me. let's have a look. where? one. two. there. one. two. three. four five six seven eight nine. men. i've got a roof on this one as well now. there. i want this one. okay. i'll have the little one. one. two. three. i fell down. yours fell down. you didn't make it very bigger, did you? no. i can make it bigger. that goes on that one. yes. okay. and that one. leave that one there. do you need this? that's not very bigger. put all the bits in the . are you not playing with me. i am. i'm watching you. but you're doing it all yourself, aren't you? that's ready. okay. oh look. they're right down here at the bottom. these people are at top. those people are at the top. yes. those people at the bottom. that's right. and these people are sort of in the middle. he's sort of in the middle, isn't he? where're the other people gone? well. i don't know. there's only one. we. yours fallen over. oh no. pick him up then. no. just leave it lying on the floor. oh. my poor thing. whatever it is. thank you. don't. no. i'm not playing if you're gonna throw things. there. oh. they crashed. big wall. big wall? okay. come in. okay. can you turn the light on? i have turned the light on. darker. it's not really. just not as light as the dining room. i know. where did you get that one? sainsburys. safeway. where's sainsburys? where is what? sainsbury's. sainsbury's is in kimberley. safeway's in eastwood and you went to safeway, didn't you? you played with the doofahs. did you play with the doofahs? but daddy did some of it. daddy did some of it, did he? why? didn't you wanna do it all? i want another biscuit. another biscuit? after amy's had her bottle. okay. pardon? one that we made. you want one that you made? okay. not one of these bits in my . careful 'cause she's going to sleep. when she has a sleep we can have a story. are you playing with her ear? yes. why? i don't know. is that instead of her hand? yes. why don't you play with your hair instead? don't do that. she doesn't like it. look. she's moving her head. let go. why are you so nasty. stop it. that's better. hit yourself. lara. stop it. hit yourself. you didn't do a talk there. who didn't? you didn't. do a talk? a talk. who to? me and abi. i did. didn't i? push. gone away. push. gone away. it's only a fly. it will hurt me. it won't hurt you. it will. how will it hurt you? on here. on there?
i don't think it will. uh oh. look. wants to go out of the window. pardon? it wants to go out of the window. oh. out of that window? mhm? yes. out of that window. can't open. it can. but we need a key. lara. you're keeping your sister awake. won't be able to have a story. back again. don't like it. why not? wanna go to bed. you wanna go to bed? well. you'll hafta wait 'til amy's gone to bed. have a biscuit first. yes. have a biscuit first. oh, lara. now stop that. you're making amy wake up. why don't you play something? mm. go and get your bricks. play lego. okay. pardon? okay. what's that doing in there? what's that doing in there? mummy can have that. mummy can have it, can i? look. whee! i'm a bit wobbly. i know you are. whee. off you go. fly's gone now. yes. big big big fly. pardon. trousers're falling down. there. there. there. in your way? amy whee. i wanna see the fly. see... you can ride on it every day. in the garden and on the cooker. and on you go. ride. ride where's the thingy gone? where the thingy gone? what thingy? where's the thingy gone? sleep. look. put it back on again. look. screw screw screw screw screw. look. screw screw screw screw screw. look. oh. his head's come off. can you screw it back on? come on then. screwdriver. just a minute. right. i'm going to get the washing in 'cause i can smell a fire. er. a bonfire. why? because i can smell a bonfire. after amy's gone to bed. oh amy amy amy! amy amy. well. you won't go to sleep, will you? you hafta stay there. you hafta stay there all day. i want a biscuit. i told you. when amy's gone to sleep. oh dear. i can smell a fire but i like it. do you? in this house. pardon? let's see the bed. let's see the bed? yes. would you like to choose one? which one would you like to choose? um the window please. this one? no. that one's the door. this one? that's the window. that's right. that's not the window. it is. thank you. would you like to look in here? oops. let me do it. is that the window? yes. i want a biscuit. i want a biscuit now. if you ask me again i'm not gonna get you one. choo choo choo. shall we hear the bears? hear the bed? what do you mean? bears. bears? yes. what do you mean? bears. i like the bears. you like the bears? good. look. gonna make a tower. tower. going to make a tower. are you alright, lara? yes. good. just making here. are you? he fell off. call the doctor. mummy. hm? mummy. what? i'm poorly. i fell over. shall i drive you to the doctors? yes please. okay. right. brrrm brrrm brrrm brrrm.
ouch. there's the doctors. doctor. he's poorly. hello, doctor. i'm poorly. can i ? right. i'm very pleased at you. i'm going away. away away away away away away. shh. right. say night night to amy. night night. come on. amy bedtime. amy lara. you stay down here for me. so we can read a story. oh for goodness sake. mummy can i have a biscuit. mummy. yes? can i have a biscuit? do you know how many times you've asked me that today? about three hundred and twenty. what're you doing? come on. let's go and have a... well. why don't you have a breadstick instead? here you go. hurry up. it's driving me potty. go on. i can't get the key in. oh goodness me. right. oh. they're silly flies. they're really dumb. oh well. it'll just hafta wait. right. bedtime bear. i don't like the bee. what? i don't like the bee. it's not a bee. it's a fly. come on then. who's that jingling in the jungle when you're on your way to bed. the tiger's busy cycling. will you have a look instead? jingly jingly. hiss hiss. what is it? snake. jingly jingly. roar. what's that? tiger. no. lion. lion. jingly jingly. right. here's a lizard in a blizzard and it's fun to play outside. but bedtime's creeping closer so who will you ask for a ride? where is that going? he's going back to the jungle. can i see? yes. the fox in a box? no. he's reading. the skunk in a bunk? no. he's asleep. the sheep in the jeep. yes. there are mices eating ices when you reach the mouse motel. can i do that? is there something nice for supper that you'd like to eat as well? what's that? worms on toast. worms on toast? how disgusting. don't know that one. don't you? soapy...? soapy sausages. soapy sausages. yuck. can you get your elbow off my leg? why do you keep doing that? it hurts. bugs on a bun. bugs on a bun. no way. hairy pears. hairy pears. nasty. a nice surprise. fish fingers and...? fries. fries. when you're ready for your beddy sleepy corner's down the drive. choose a window to climb into and hop through when you arrive. go on then. too high. don't try. look out. monster's about. ah! no fear. not in here. hooray. this way. now you're busy in the bathroom blowing bubbles with the soap. is there anybody hiding you can tell me that i hope? an owl in a towel? like you and amy were earlier, weren't you? you were owls in their towels. what about the basin? the bison in the basin. and what about behind the shower curtain? a wombat in a bath hat. now where's that crunching crocodile? where's big bear and tickle me too before you go to sleep. they wanna say good night to you. grr grr. tell me please. are you ready for a great big squeeze?
shut your eyes. make sure they're tight. show me some toes that i can bite. lift up your arms. say how do you do. do you know my name? i'm tickle me too! that's all sleep tight. read me again tomorrow night. and that's it. all done. shall we go to bed? have you finished your biscuit? come on then. well. we'll take it upstairs. shall we read the ducklings book upstairs? okay. pardon? yes. pardon? right then. oh. i wanna do the doggie dog right then. i wanna do the doggie dog i wanna do the doggie dog find the baby doggie then. i wanna do it again. i found it. hooray. the doggie. sheep. where's the sheep? there. they're baby goats. they're baby goats. i got two. okay. chicken and pussycat. chicken and cat. right. which one first then? blow your nose. and again. hard. that's it. there's the cat. this is for home. alright then. baby kittens. baby what? baby kittens. baby kittens? baby kittens. wee! woohoo. there's the hen. there's the chick chick chickens there's the chick chick chickens. quack quack quack. is this the duck? no. that's the gosling. that's the goose's baby. sorry. blow. really hard. that's it. and again. and again. there we go. do you want a bobble in for playgroup? yes. pardon? yes please. can i have another one? which one do you want? geese. thank you. is this the geese? yes. that's the goose. goose. goose. goose. geese. you say geese if there're two or three or four or five of them. i wanna do moo cow. okay. where's moo cow? little moo cow little moo cow. amy is it ? go on then. i can't. yes. you can. reach harder. can you pass those to me? yes. what are baby goats called? lamb. no kids. kids. kiddie kiddie kids. what? can't reach it. well move. uh oh. now what're you gonna do? mend it. mend it? amy i'm boring of this. you're boring of that, are you? well. let's put it away then. what are we going to play with now? you put it away please? away. i pass it to you? okay. what're we gonna play now? we're gonna play er er er... we're gonna play... we're gonna play throwing things around, are we? yes. oh. horse's tail. pardon? horse's tail. horse's tail. did you fall over? amy did you fall over? amy yes? amy oh, amy. amy oh she drives me potty. shh shh shh shh. amy jiggle jiggle jiggle. lara. what are you doing? i just jiggled her. well. don't wiggle her. stop it. are you going to make me a cup of tea? pardon? are you going to make me a cup of tea? that's not me. i gave her some fish fingers. thank you. i want some dinner. i beg your pardon? please can i have some dinner? yes. let me just change amy's nappie. smelly smelly smelly. it is, isn't it? smelly smelly
smelly. right. i'll go and get you some more clothes, amy r. why? because she's pooed on these ones. again. second change this morning. and it's only seven o'clock. so i better not cry, amy. or she's . woo! little one. where's your socks gone? who took amy's socks off? i didn't. didn't you? no. amy just did. amy did, did she? yeah. right. i can't hear the telly. no. 'cause i turned the sound down. amy what's the matter? banged. oh. you banged? quick. rub it better. quick quick quick quick. oh. is that better? oh good. there's a baby on the tellie? amy i want ... what's the matter, lara? i can't do it. what's the matter? i can't make the sound up. don't want the telly on. we don't want the sound on. we're playing. i want breakfast. i'm going to make you some breakfast. if you ask nicely. amy. amy will you stop eating the changing mat. amy oh. what are you children like this morning? lara stand up please. do you wanna go back to bed, lara? are you tired? well. why are you being so whingy then? right. that's enough. you are getting breakfast. go and sit on the sofa please, lara. you can shut up. amy and stop eating the changing mat. amy right. no. amy stop it. amy you can play with that. amy everybody stop crying! stop. stop, lara. right. color your squirrel while i get your breakfast. amy do you want jam on toast? yeah. yes what? yes please. here's some milk. we can teach amy how to play with this while your toast is cooking. shall we do that? shall we? oh dear. amy what's the matter? amy right... look, amy. amy snotty nosed amy. all done. look. one two three four five. we seem to have lost . oh. bang your head. you have that one, amy. amy now. shall we show her where they go? yes. where does that one go? in there. hafta turn it over. can you do it? can't you do that one? turned it over the wrong way. oh. that's popped out. hello, sleepyhead. grd hello, sleepyhead. grd woo. grd woo. mot right. come on then, you little madam. madam. pardon? madam. i can't hear you. little madam. right. whatever you say, dear. mummy? yes. she's coming. where's amy squamy? grd well, lara. what are you going to do today? er. see abi. where are you going to see abi? playgroup. playgroup? are you playing there all day? no. not all day. all morning. there you go. it's not raining this week, is it? today. no. amy says. no. it's not, is it? amy you're a whingebag. amy i'm called lara s r. are you? yes. what are we going to do when you're at playgroup? lara? lara. answer your grandad. what are we going to do when you're at playgroup? sorry. nothing. aren't we? aren't we going to look after amy? no.
yum yum yum yum. did you cook your own breakfast, lara? in your cooker? er no. can't now. beany beany beany. who's a beany beany beany? you are. i am, am i? why am i a beany beany beany? grandad's not a beany beany beany. sillybilly billy billy. mot pardon? i'm not sitting on the floor. i'm sitting in a nice comfy chair. sit here. i'm sitting here having my tea. and grandad's sitting here in a nice comfy chair too. boo. amy and you're sitting on the nice comfy floor. mot all those people saying hurrah hurrah. grd that's a silly man, lara. with that lady. where? no. that lady's a silly lady. mot mummy. come and sit here. i'm sitting on a nice comfy chair. no. ow. lara? who've you inherited your bossy boot gene from? daddy. what's that? poorly. oh dear. where? oh. yes. she caught her thumb. did you? mot she said she got her poorly finger on the scissors. better? poorly. poorly. yes. how did you catch your poorly finger? what did you do? in drawer. in the drawer? oh that's the one you trapped in the drawer, is it? banana head. amy mot oh. you're getting gunge everywhere. look. mot you're getting your all sticky. are you gonna eat some more? amy says no. not gonna amy. amy amy. amy amy. amy hello. amy hello. amy hello. amy hello. i'm lara s r. that was a sort of hello. lara s r. amy. amy amy. amy amy. amy amy. amy mot amy. mot with these adverts, lara, you hafta guess what they say. amy. amy amy. amy amy. amy amy. amy amy. amy amy. amy amy. amy she's saying i'm alright. very happy playing here. amy and laura. you don't need anybody. amy and laura? yes. where's laura? amy and laura. where's laura? pardon? laura's a girl at nursery, isn't she? is she? yum yum yum yum. yum yum yum yum. what're you eating? what are you eating? noisy amy. noisy amy. wanna get your hairbrush now? i'll put your hair in a bobble while you're sitting on my knee. pardon? you got a whole . you share with mummy when she comes back. you better. man says it's going to be cloudy in the morning and cloudy at night. you sit here. no. i need you sitting on my knee. so i can do your hair. ow. oh sorry sorry. what shall we do tomorrow then? thunderstorm, i think. is it going to rain tomorrow? going to rain, amy. amy you know what we could do, lara? what? go into alfreton and buy you a beanbag for your birthday. oh. yes? to alfreton? alfreton. alfreton. yes. see if they've got any cheap clothes. we better pay for it. yes. we will. oh yes. you hafta pay. what will you pay for it with? money. have you got enough? have you got enough money? have you got enough money, lara? how much will it
cost? nine ninety nine nine ninety nine. nine ninety nine. mhm. that's a lot of money, isn't it? what? what's the matter? oh that's pretty. that's pretty. oh sorry. that's very pretty. mummy's not as careful as grandma, is she? not as good at doing your hair. doing your hair. or daddy in fact. there. all done. hello. amy oh. who's a pretty girl? right then. what's the matter? amy mot amy. we play rolly? oh we can play rolly, can't we? yes. amy says no. no. i'll turn amy round so she can see? and i'll get my breakfast. there. oh for goodness sake, child. amy just shut up a minute. amy you've been whinging all morning. amy mot that got it. hey! is that somebody else? nothing exciting. oh. that's clever. ready? roll the piece box. oops. mot ready steady... where's lara gone? i'm like mummy. you're like mummy? shall we go in dining room. no. let's stay in here. i'm just making my breakfast. let's see what's in the bag. who gave you that? mummy. oh! what do you mean oh? lara's forgotten how to talk. that's a lovely book. yes. lovely book. look. he that all by himself. no. i did that with you. mot shall we do this one now? go on then. mot shall we do this one? what're you going to do? what're you going to do with it? shall we color my book in? you're gonna color it? color the one that isn't colored. pardon? are you gonna color the one that isn't colored? the one on the left. this one? yes. right. okay. can she color one, mummy? course she can. it's her book. it's your book. my book. yes. i want mummy to help me. mummy's busy having breakfast. you do it very carefully yourself. this is what you did yesterday. mot mummy got it from edinburgh. from edinburgh. she did, didn't she? lucky lara. oh. sticky hands. you've got sticky... oh. wash your hands. wipe your hands here before you do your book. i've got sticky hands. have you? ouch. sorry. sorry sorry sorry. lara. it'll hurt if i hafta chase you. it'll hurt if i hafta chase you. now. come and sit here. come here. i'm going to count to three and i'm gonna chase you and it'll hurt. one. it doesn't hurt if i don't hafta chase you, does it? wanna do your eyes. right. huh? they're not your eyes. what's this? and the other hand. there you go. thank you. lara. can you pick your hairbrush up and put it in the...? can you do it? do what? can you do my ? oh. it's stuck to you. how do you want it? i want you to just undo it please. just undo it. thank you. ga ga. ga ga. amy ga ga. oh. you managed to reach them. that's right. just only on it's own. just only what on it's own? the jam? don't want
any more. oh lara. you've had one bite. why not? 'cause i don't like it. i don't like it. why not? it's jam! don't like jam. oh. well. let me taste it. amy's . it's nice. pardon? it's nice. you eating it? uhhuh? are you eating it? no. i just tried it to see what it tasted like. right then. are you going to do something else? that's... good girl. that's really good. we've gotta cut that out, you know? shall we cut it out? 'cause it says cut out and put... it says here look... cut out and put on the wall of your bedroom kitchen or playgroup. there'll be another picture frame in two weeks time. so where shall we put it? kitchen. on your kitchen? i don't know. we'll put it next to your kitchen, shall we? i'll get your scissors. can you rip it out? no. we hafta cut it out. cut the whole page out? no. across there. going 'cross the bit. that bit. yes. across the dotted line. the dotted line. do you wanna do it? okay. can i have a bit of your ? no. you said you didn't want one. you said you wanted jam and toast. so that's what i got you. that's it. i'll do this side first. can you do it? yeah. no. you're only meant to be just cutting one page. what's that? blutack. can i have it? no. we're going to use it to put your picture on the wall. can you get four bits out of it? yes. all four bits of it. ouch. what? hurt myself. let's have a look. where? there. oh. that finger. right. so you turn it over like that. oh. we can't do the counting game now. never mind. we should've done that first. why? i can't do it now. i could do it now i suppose. just do it quickly before we put the blue tack on. what color do you wanna fill it in? what color do you want? this one. okay. green. right. you've gotta count the number of pencils. one two three four five six seven. that's it. and then you hafta write the number seven in the box. i'll help you. ready? that's it. count the pens. all these pens. one two three four five six seven eight nine. nine. can we do number nine? let me. okay. but you don't know how to write number nine properly. do an oscar orang. an then a line down. like an annie apple. look. that's it. that'll do. here. one two three four five six seven. no. count them properly. one two three four five. five. i'll help you. 'cause five's difficult. along down and oo. like that. crayons? one two three four five seven eight. no. one. go on. two three four five six seven eight nine. eight. what're you doing? that's it. one. two three four five six. six. there. good girl. right. put that at
one corner. here? yes. push it right down. that's it. not too far. otherwise it won't stick on the wall. that's it. and on the other corner. think he's gone out, daddy. he's in bed. right. and another corner. and... yes? last one. at another corner. there. now you can pop it on the wall. can do 'nother page? yes. good girl. well done. ooh. good girl. that won't stick. push it down really hard. that's it. can i do 'nother one? mhm. wanna do this one. i don't think you needta cut anything else out. oh this is counting again. one two three four five. five. six seven. and that's... i don't want to do counting. alright then. let's do something else. find a different page. it says where's rosie? you've gotta find rosie. there. there. and where's jim? he's not there. might be on the other side. on the other side of the page. on this page. there. and it says can you see some yellow flowers? yes. yes. then it says how many... that's right. how many people are drawing pictures? one two three four five. i don't think so. count them all. one two three four five six seven. seven. point to the lady wearing a hat. yes. what would you like to draw a picture of? don't know. you don't know? have a think. it says canal drawings. it says what color is the cow that jim's spotted by the canal? er black and yellow. yellow? is it yellow or is it white? white. it says draw a picture of a cow in jim's drawing book. jim's drawing book. there's jim's drawing book so you need a picture of a cow. what color do you think you needta do that cow? black. that's right. and white. we haven't got a white. but the page is white. so just use a black. draw that cow. that's it. and we need a tail and some legs. good girl. tail. there. excellent. and what about some legs at the bottom? tail. there. no. that's the top. you needta put four legs going down like that. no no. don't spoil it now. only needta do four lines, didn't you? good girl. there. done. isn't that good? would you like to read the story? here you are. do you wanna sit on my knee? yes. shall we find the story in here? oh tissue. there behind the bin. get yourself a tissue. there. can you? i'll do it. yes. come on then then. right. let's find a story. there. quack quack. says duck look jim. says rosie lots of people are sitting by the canal. stay very still rosie. whispered jim they're looking at us. hello. said neil what are you all doing? oh. there's a man called neil now. where? there. it's instead of the man with the beard. or loopy lobes. they've got a man called neil now. what are you doing? we're drawing the canal. said a
man we should sail out of your way. said neil please don't. said the man we'd like to draw your smart boat. said a lady that would be nice. said neil i like your two ragdolls. said a lady and your lovely duck. don't move, rosie. said jim everybody is drawing you in their pictures. everybody's drawing you too, jim. giggled rosie i wonder what we will look like. who wants a drink? asked the man yes please. said the people quick jim. said rosie nobody's looking at us. let's go and see the lovely drawings. this is a very nice drawing. said jim all in shiny grey pencil. look at that jim. giggled rosie there's a little jim on the boat and a tiny rosie too. laughed jim quack quack. said duck everybody's coming back. said jim we must hurry and get back on the boat. it's time to finish my drawing. said the man everybody's drawing us again. said rosie so we'll sit very still. i've finished my drawing. said the lady how about you? i'm nearly done. said the man i've finished said the man. just a minute. how many ragdolls have you drawn? said the lady four. said the man two on the roof and two on the back. that's funny. said neil because there are only two ragdolls on the boat. really? said the man he's drawn two jims. giggled rosie and two rosies. said jim what are you drawing, rosie? asked jim i'm drawing a picture of the drawing people. said rosie what are you drawing? says jim what are you drawing, jim? a lovely surprise drawing. said jim jim's drawing a drawing. what's it going to be? doodle doodle and color it in. we'll hafta wait and see. won't we? and that's it. read it again. shall we see if... that's a lovely drawing of a little house, jim. said rosie look at all the pretty crayons. said jim i wanna get that out. no. 'cause we'll just leave that because that's where our picture was, isn't it? right. i wanna cut something out. do you? i don't think there's anything else to cut out. well. here's coloring pullout. color that in and pull it out. this is a pullout. lots of pictures for you to color in. want you to help me. pardon? want you to help me. help you with what? color them in. here's another story. look. where? do you wanna read another story? do you? is it called bananas? no. it's a pencil. not a banana. it's called the pencil box. one day rosie jim and duck saw a big pencil. hello. you look a bit lost. said jim i wanna go home to the big pencil box said the pencil but i can't find it. look. said rosie there's a pencil drawing. their drawings tell us how to get to the box. said pencil the drawing has an apple and a tree on it. quack. duck says he
can see a big apple tree. said rosie that must be the way to the box. said jim right. what are you doing? take my shoes off. okay. can't. take my socks off too. cold. well. put them back on again then. no. banana. do you want a tissue? shall i do it? yes. can you...? i'll just do that bit. there. this drawing looks like a bath. said jim and this one's a bird. how confusing. said the pencil maybe it means we hafta find a birdbath next. said rosie put this on leg. pardon? put it on your leg. put your leg on my leg. there's the birdbath. said jim and another drawing. there's a bed and a flower. said rosie do we hafta go into a flowerbed next? asked pencil quack. said duck duck's found some... i can't do that, lara. duck's found some drawings in the flowerbed. said jim the drawing's a box and pencil. we must be near the pencil box. i wanna color. pardon? i wanna color. can't hear you. i wanna color. you wanna color. with you. okay. stop it, lara. that hurts. what're you doing? don't hurt mummy. all my pencil friends are there. we're glad you found your way said... i wanna color with you. you wanna color with me? yes. well. get down then and sit on your chair. i want you to make pretend tea for me. pretend one. well. i thought you wanted to color. i don't wanna color now. well. what do you wanna do? i'm not making tea for you while you just slob out. pardon? i'm not playing with your toys while you sit on the sofa. if you wanna play with your toys you play with them and i'll help you. i'm little bit tired. i know. well. why don't we sit on the sofa and read a story instead then? i don't wanna. well. what do you wanna do then? can't see it. give me the blutack. do you wanna go to bed? no. right. what about being good then? i know you're tired. but it's stupid to play if you're tired. collapse on the beanbag. do you wanna see if there's something on the telly that you can watch? but i wanna make tea. you make tea. here's a teapot. i know. had it for a long long time i did. did you? yes. thought you got it for your birthday. did we get it for your birthday? no. take it out. please. please. it's stuck. what's that? you put it that way. hooray. you put it that way? mhm. can i make the tea? yes please. can i make the cup of teas and you make the dinner? okay. come on then. you're in the way. there you go. thank you. i'm a doggy. where's your other sock gone? oh there. will you bring me the cups and things? you're being very bossy. well. if you're making the tea you can
get the cups. but i'm sitting at the table and doing the cups. there you go. there you go, rosie. there you go, jim. there you go, me. i've got a cup. i know. there. it's just simmering. but i want it hot. yes. well. i'm making it hot. it's cooking. have you... oops. oh silly mummy. have you made the tea? yes. can i have a cup? pardon? can i have a cup of tea? okay. this is your cup. oops. can you pick your cup up please? yes. shall i? okay. i did it. pardon? it's okay. i did it. psshhh. not many left. not very much left? never mind. psshhh. thank you. gotta have a plate. that's your plate. thank you. now. is it hot? yes. it's ready now. you'll hafta get some knives and forks. can you? no. i'm doing the dinner. you'll hafta get the knives and forks. well. we can eat it with our hands. alright then. can i have lots? have that one. there you go. you haven't got any dinner. who? me? well. that's 'cause you nicked loads of it. let me have that. is that one mine? whose is this? that's jim's. is that rosie's? abi. oh. finished. i've finished too. have pudding? okay. you make the pudding too. i've bought a pudding. pardon? i've bought a pudding. there. what's that? a nail. more tea? ppsshh. why've you got a pretend knife? 'cause we we always use a pretend knife. there. oh. my dinner. your dinner. there. yum yum yum yum. where's some... sauce? would you like some sauce in it? yes please. yum yum yum. psshhh. yummy. i've eaten mine. yum yum yum yum. i've eaten mine. good. ppssshhh. more sauce. thank you. oh dear. oh. that way round. get lid? please. better eat it. pardon? better eat it. better eat it? who better eat it? i want poo. do you? alright then. go up the stairs let's go up are you going to ? yes. is that alright? whoops. right. careful. okay? that one's ready. alright then. can i have the little thingy for her . have what? have the little things for the bottle. the bottle brush. there. i want the little one. oh sorry. there's the little one. you can have that and i'll have this. okay? yes. there. good girl. well done. it sounds like milk. look. it does look a bit like milk. not sounds like milk. looks like milk. ooh. did that. good. well done. hot. i just needta take that out so i can clean the lid. okay. that's ready. okay. oh. it came through. pardon? it comes through? wow. comes through the hole. that's alright, isn't it? i think i need a chair. why? to get up to the cupboard. i can't reach otherwise. what have we got? we've got soup. we've got macaroni cheese. we've got sesame oil. lara. yes. you show, mummy. i am showing you. er. soy sauce. no.
what about it? what do you mean no? don't want soy sauce. want macaroni cheese. for dinner, do you? postman pat spaghetti. eat that soon. baked beans. soup. oh. more baked beans. tomatoes. spaghetti. white wine vinegar with garlic. yummy. is that nice? do you like washing up? yes. good girl. why am i washing up in the big sink? er you don't hafta if you don't wanna. i've got a sink. i know you have. but you can get more in that big sink. so i thought it would be easier to wash up in the sink. what do you think? am i right? yes. yes. another bottle. another bottle. right. i'm cleaning amy's bottle so she can drink them all again. i know. you're being ever so good. thank you. whoops. where's it gone? what are you looking for? i'm looking for the spoon. i need a knife to get this thingy off. there. there's a sticker stuck on the... i'm cleaning a knife. are you? yes. this knife? do you want this knife? no. i've got this one. you can clean this knife when i've finished. i've got warm water. pardon? i've got warm water. where? in my bowl. can i see? it's there. by the taperecorder. i wanna see. well have a look. i can't. do you want me to bring it over for you? yes. oh you lazy bones. let me just finish this then. and then you can have one of these knives, can't you? yes please. when they dried. 'cause they're wet. oh right. they have dried. needta get some water to rinse it. it's very cold. pardon? very cold not hot. cold water? look. what? this is clean. we're going to have clean cupboards. i did them all. can i have some more? yes. now i might as well take some of these things and clean these. because they're all a bit dirty. let's move these back to make more room. put that in there. some of these are very dirty. is it a little bottle? yes. that's right. i will clean it... there. right. can you give me those? pardon? can you bring me those because i can't reach them. which ones? those. there you go. there. why don't they come out? pardon? why don't they come out? don't they come out? yes. i think they do. you just have take this off. like that. there. okay? yes. they the handles? they? where? they? yes. that's right. i'm taking handles off i did. why? 'cause i needta wash it. amy doesn't have these now. she can. yes. she does have them sometimes. it pours out. oh. those little bottles. no. you're right. she doesn't have the bottles now. no. dip it in. that's it. well done. all done. can i have a breadstick? please can i have a breadstick? yes. you can have half a breadstick. why? because that's all we've got. right. next one. oh. let me see how you
reach up there. let me see what? let me see you can reach up there. let me see? you can reach up that... let you see if i can reach up there? i can reach up there. i'm big. i know you are. are you bigger than emma? yes. i am actually. i know. i've finished with the water now. have you? have you got bored now? yes. okay. what would you like to do now? wanna help you. alright then. are you bigger now? am i bigger? yes. well. i've always been big. i'd leave that on if i were you. pardon? i'd leave that one if i were you. 'cause this is a bit messy. pardon? i would leave that on if i were you. this is a bit messy. can you . why don't you leave them up because i told you. this is messy. right. i'll hand you things and you can put them on there. probably best to stand on your chair. there you go. here. thank you. er. oh. how do you get this off? you don't take it off. pasta. can i see it? yes. water. oh right. yes. can i feel? no. it's yucky stuff in it. can you open these? can you clean this in the sink for me? pardon? can you clean this in the sink for me? i'll pour it in. i thought you were... oh go on. never mind. how do you do this? nothing. you don't do anything with it. i did press it. did you? is that why it opened? yes. oh careful. because it's caster sugar. it's er icing sugar. can we make a cake? i thought we were going to the farm later. shall we give the animals some cake? i don't think animals like cake, sweetheart. i think we'll hafta... what? we'll hafta make do with buying some food. buying some food? yes. yes? why are they in here? can i see what's in here? no. it's biscuits. but i wanna see it. you know it's biscuits. i want just to see it. i know. but if you just to see it you'll want a biscuit. and you're not going to have a biscuit and then you'll have a paddy, won't you? but i'm not going to have a biscuit. no. you're not. i'm just going to look at the biscuits. well. i don't know. are you going to say i want a biscuit? no. are you sure? no. you mean yes. no. you're not going to want a biscuit? no. there. can you open those little bits. no. because they hafta stay like that. otherwise they'll go funny. oh right. i can smell them. can you? yes. i can put it on really hard. what's in here? let's have a look. here. pasta. can i see? yes. pardon? yes. you can, sweetheart. can you do it for me? pardon? can you do that for me? shall i open it? you hafta take
the lid off like that. can i play with it? well. no. we don't play with pasta. i do at nursery. yes. i know. but that's not nursery pasta to play with. that's mummy's special pasta. look. that's to eat pasta not to play with pasta. nuts in there. what's in there? nuts. it's not nuts. it's er. i don't know what it is. it's sort of funny things to make sure they don't go all funny. to make sure they don't go um soft. you know? pasta. can i do that? well. i'm just putting things in. i wanna see. it's just things like... there. see. things for cooking with. careful with it. don't touch. because it'll make your hands all red and green and yucky. oh. oops. what did you do? it's a bit strained i think. there. that in there as well. mhm. can i see the other things? yes. move your chair and stand up on it. there. see. better, isn't it? that there. ooh. i wanna do bubbles. go on then. you need over the sink to do bubbles. somewhere there's your bubble maker. there. look. can i see? if i wash this out. yes. dry it. oh. there's the stick, look. there. here. oh excellent. well done. why don't we just pour it into here? er. you're not sposta pour it into. you put that in like that and then you go i wanna do that. oy. you spoilt my bubble. can i do it? there. look. go on then. no. you need more stuff. can you dip it in for me? yes. what're you doing? there you go. i'm putting salt in the salt pourer. well. i'm trying to. i'm missing quite a lot. there. no. no. let me have a go. let me help you. you just hafta have the stick. right. i want it in there. do you? right. well. wait a minute. let me move it. okay. pour it back. there. there you go. thanks. you're welcome. good. i think we need a little bit of bubblebath. do we? yes. blow. mhm. perhaps... try it in here again. look. i don't think these are very good really. blow. right. you do it then. i think we need a bit more bubble bath in. careful. what's happening. i put it in my mouth. yes. well. don't put your hands in you mouth because you've got the stuff on your hands. what's the matter now? we're having a nightmare. ouch. my mouth. your mouth. you've gone and got blooming bubbles in your mouth, haven't you? here you are. is that better? it's only a little bit of wet. don't worry about it. is that better? yes. right. now what shall we do? go and play. well. i've only done two cupboards. i thought you were helping me with the cupboards. are you? are you helping me with my cupboards? yes. right. okay. that means... what? right. here. what's still in here? er
amy's wysoy. can i see? oh yes. put it up there. i can . right. i thought... oh. it needta be up here. this side, sweetheart. this side. oh no. don't play with salt. it's bad luck. yes. that was a bit dumb, wasn't it? here. here you are. ugh. i think what you'd better do is squish it in that water down there. what? where? in the washing up. that's better. can you wipe my chair 'cause it's... wet, is it? here you are. here's the cloth. oh. there's loads of rubbish in here i can get rid of. i need another chair. why? 'cause... you haven't wiped that one properly. is that better? no. no? hang on. what are getting it like that for in the middle of the kitchen? don't you hafta move it to the side? why don't you go and get your other chair. put that one back and go and get your other one. if it's so much hassle. can i see your tablets? yes. no. you can try and open it if you want. it's a child proof lid but don't let that stop you. i did open it. oh well done. okay. just don't touch them. okay? because they're paracetamol. can you put it on? yes. if you wait a minute we can throw lots of things in the bin. pardon? if you wait a minute we can get lots of things and throw them in the bin. can i see what's in there? mhm. cough medicine. can you open the lid? you can see what's in through the glass, look, there. you don't needta open it. but i wanna open the lid and see it better. alright then. well. i'll do it. right. there. ooh. difficult. see? not very nice. in fact i think we should get rid of that really. right. now. i'm gonna give you things. yes. and you're gonna put them in a bag. okay? that's alright. we wanna keep that. where shall we put things we wanna keep? over here? that needs to go in the bin. in that bag. ask daddy about that. what's this? i don't know what that is. can i see? there. i wanna see. no. well. we can't open it. that's . not much left. that can go. and that. i don't wanna do this. oh. alright then. what would you like to do? i wanna help you. well. you were helping me. but you said you didn't wanna. what's this? that's empty. but i want something to eat in a waffle. you want a waffle? yes. well. it's nearly lunchtime. it's ten to twelve. okay. have lunch. have lunch. i want a waffle for lunch. what's the matter? oh sweetheart. that was a bit silly. that's sticky. this is sticky. right. what're you doing? i'm just tidying up. you're just tidying up? thank you. pardon? that there. and put that there. that there. and put that there. put that... oh. right.
what did you say you wanted for lunch? er waffle. waffle? are you sure? can we take these? oh look. we've got some of this. take those where? to the farm. that would be a bit silly, don't you think? but they can eat it. i don't think they will wanna eat those, will they? but when they've got some food. do you think animals will wanna eat plastic containers? pardon? do you think the animals will wanna eat plastic containers? look at all . i've got take these through. that banged. it did. yes. right. we going to have a picnic. okay. i'm the mum. yes. and you're the dad. okay. come on, dad. what're we going to eat? are you going to make me my dinner? but you can make the dinner, dad. no. mummy makes dinner. but i don't wanna. well... you can make dinner. i'll hafta make dinner. where is the dinner? you can make dinner. what're we going to have for dinner? we're going to have waffle and ham. waffle and ham. yes. alright then. i'll pop the waffles in the toaster. there. get the ham out of the fridge. it's ready. cut it up. there you are. there's the ham. the waffles aren't ready yet. you hafta put them down twice. like that. this is my bowl. is it? no this is daddy's bowl. this is my bowl. can we have some cheese? some cheese? yes. some cheese? yes. have some cheese in this box? i don't know. okay. here you are. right then. there's the cheese. no. there's the cheese. oh. sorry. can i have lots? yes. if you want lots. here you go, abi. halved it to abi. right. whoops. we're going to go to the farm soon. pretend. alright then. let's go to the pretend farm. we've lots of animals. no. that's not animals. animals in there. lots of animals in there, have we? we don't need those. right. can you carry those, dad? going in the car. okay. here's the car. right. there you go. put those in the back. right. come on, dad. okay. where're we going? we're going to that pretend animal farm. oh excellent. come on. i'm coming. i'm not driving. you're driving, dad. okay. 'cause i'm tired. come on then. alright then. quickly. brrrmm brrrm. no. yes well lara. if i finished doing this then we can have lunch, can't we? no. you can sit there. oh. alright then. oh. i'll squash you. you got a . pardon? nearly squashed you. right then. brrrm brrrm. oh. brrrm brrrm. screech. are we here yet? is it left or right? going wrong way. is it left or right? right. right. brrm. no. it's left. oh no. reverse. screech. left. screech. brrrm. are we there yet? is it left or right? right. screech. round the roundabout? brrrm. don't . oh sorry. brrm. i'm getting tired from all this driving. do you wanna drive? please? i'm tired now. here. here
now. we're here now? okay. we've just gotta go in. we've gotta go in? would you like to help me carry this stuff? okay. you carry your stuff and i'll carry my stuff. okay. where's my stuff? you can carry that and that and i can carry these. okay. you carry those. as well? yes. oh. i don't know if i can manage all this. oh yes. come on then. it's in the sitting room. it's not. the tape's in here. we'll have it here, shall we? yes. okay. 'cause the sheep might get them. the sheep might get them. we forgot to buy any food for the sheep. we've got some. oh good. you open it. yes. oh. you've done it. right. right. right. butter? yes please. can you get a knife? where's the knife? i'll get them. there they are. no. there they are. alright then. you get them. i'll open the butter. i'm just gonna get amy while you get the knives. okay. can you butter... that's mine. okay. can you butter my bread? yes. thank you. come on, sheep. you stay there for a while. just get your food. there's your food. sorry. there you go, sheep. right. let me just sort them out. sort the butter out. here you go, cow. here you go, sheep. here you go, pigs. right. let me just get the butter. i'm going to get food for horse. you're gonna get food for the horse. ouch. that's my foot. sorry. horse's got big book. horse's got big book? oh right. come on. here you go, horse. don't throw them please. did. well. don't. come on. sit down. i get you some lunch? yes. that would be nice, wouldn't it, amy? amy let's move the horsie sheep dog and whatever food. this is our cupboard. okay. oh dear. amy right. right. get some. here you go, ames. amy here you go, ames. amy here's your dinner. let me just... she can sit on it. she can sit on it? sit down and eat it. oh sit down and eat it. there. on the carpet. on the carpet. there you go, ames. amy there you go, ames. amy eat it. say thank you. amy in bowl. amy okay? amy put it in bowl for you. amy no. amy don't have that. amy that's ours. amy i'll feed you. amy can you get a spoon for me? you get a spoon. you're nearest the spoons. amy r. amy amy r. amy amy. amy finished. good girl. can she have a banana? pretend? yes. amy no. amy that's butter. amy here's banana. thank you. here you are, amy. amy amy can eat bananas herself. she does it herself. dog. dalmatian. can i eat dalmatian? pardon? no. we don't really eat dalmatians, do we? we just pretend. don't we? right... oh. you've put your foot in the food. pardon? ugh. lara's foot's been in that dinner. i'm not eating that dinner. ugh. lara's foot's been
in it. now it's finished. it's not finished. it is now. nobody's going to eat it now. he got . i can reach there. yes. amy's gonna get your dog. ooh. oh dear. quick. get your dog back. are you hungry? shall i put a pizza in? i slipped. i know you slipped. well. i did tell you not to stand on that. er would you like something to eat? would you like something to eat? no? animals are coming to our house. are they? right. come on then. the thing is, lara we hafta have some lunch before we go to the farm, don't we? what? i'd like to be able to make you some lunch. amy thank you. oh. you nearly went over the top then. wee. do again. shall i do again? bang your head? oh no. we don't want you to bang your head. we don't want her to bang her head, do we, amy? amy no. ah! what? swim you? yes. swing me. swing you. wee. oh. hooray. oh. is that fun? can i sit on your shoulders? pardon? sit on your shoulders. sit on my shoulders? okay. oh. you're huge. ouch. you're hurting my neck. what's the matter? ouch. there. all done. oh, amy. amy i can't carry you as well. amy oh, lara. no. what are you...? careful. get down please. right. i think amy is hungry. i'm hungry too. i know you are. but you won't tell me what you want for lunch. waffles and ham. waffles and ham? are you sure? yes. will you eat that? yes. promise? yes. amy right. so shall i make you some waffles and ham? lara? bottom! don't think lara wants any lunch, amy. amy yes. well shall i make you some waffles and ham? yes. yes please. yes please. okay. come on then. i can't hear you. don't put amy in her highchair. don't put amy in her highchair? no. why not? 'cause i don't want you to. why not? 'cause i don't. well. where's she gonna eat her dinner then? well... i wanna... you wanna hold her hand, don't you? wanna hold her hand well. you can't. would you like me to put some music on while i'm making dinner? would you? lara? wanna hold her hand is that too tight woof woof woof. yes. amy can play with that as well if she wants. thank you. do you wanna play this game? well. amy can't play with those. you help me play with these. me? yes. what about amy? she's playing with those. alright. oops. i broked it. let go and i'll take them out for you. look. can you mend it for me? what's happened? broked it. broken it? broken it. oh you banana. i'll fix it anyway. amy? amy do you wanna play with these? amy hooray. amy look at those. amy could you play with me? can i play with you? yes. here. i'll help you get it out. got
it out. oh. i was gonna help you. we've gotta put them over here. we have. okay. look what i found. hooray. i found it when abi . what's this? a sheet. a sheet? and some baby wipes. baby and a sheet. does this come off? does it come off? yes. amy could make a tower, look. are we playing with...? are you not playing with me? i'm playing with you and amy. yes. you have the big kettle and i have the little kettle. okay. amy. no. you can't play with lara's things. no. i'm dealing with it. now you have the big kettle and i have the little kettle. okay. can you find the little kettle? it's there. see? would you like the big kettle? i've got it. let's put it on. yours go on... yours go on that one. okay. you put mine on for me. amy right. i'm cooking. where's the brush gone for this? i think it's lost. amy i think it's got lost, lara. think we could use this. look. that's a good idea. amy can i see? that one's singing. pardon? that birdie's singing. pardon? that birdie's singing. can i see? there. oh, amy. amy she's chewing bits again. mama. mummy. amy and then you can eat it, can't you? yes. oh. your drink's fallen down. whose drink? mine? yes. can i have it please? no. it needs to be cooked. right. there we are. amy don't you wanna? don't i wanna dadadada? what does dadadada mean? i want my cup of tea. it's not ready. it's not ready? it's taking a long time this cup of tea. mix it with a spoon. yummy. yummy yummy yummy. there wasn't very much in there. can i have some more? thank you. ready. yummy yummy yummy. thank you. that's better. can amy have some? make her some more. thank you. make you more. have some ribena. ribena? would you like that, amy? amy ribena's yummy, isn't it? uh oh. what? ppppppp. she dropped her bird. it's ready. thank you. there you go. amy have your ribena. amy there. thank you. she says thank you very much, lara. that was yummy. more? yes please. hey. you knocked my tower over. don't. no no no no no. don't do it on purpose. lara. don't you dare. that's a mean thing to do. i wanna help you. i've done it now. it's better moving it out of the way. that's all. i'm only making a tower to get it out of the way. up here. she tried to knock it over. she did, didn't she? but i managed to stop her just in time. pretend tea and your real coffee. real tea. real tea. pour some. thank you. it's coffee in there. oh. oh my goodness. it's coffee and tea. ugh. that's horrid. ugh. psshhh. sun cream on no. you might break it doing that. i'm doing sun cream on. okay. but gently. that's it. thank you. psshhh.
pssshhh. sun cream in amy's cot? mummy and amy. don't try and climb up the furniture. i've told you. shall we play with something else? okay. put that away then. you help me. where's the box? put the little things away. in this drawer look. i'm going to put this away. oh no. what we do is put the things in the drawer and then we... hang on. wait a minute. you haven't put all the... put the things in the drawer and then put the drawer back. look. aren't you helping? no. pass... i can't reach those things over there. pass me those things from there. no. gently. thank you. er thank you. where... you've lost something over there, look. that doesn't go in there. that goes in... in there. in there. that's it. and that goes in there. can i have it? yes. pop it back in the um... that's yours, isn't it? but you hafta put it all in the . there. right. what would you like to play with now? um ironing. iron. okay. here you are. can i have some of this? it's very hot. you know what we should do? well. we hafta sort out this draw. so we could sort it out and you could iron all the things that need ironing. would you like that? she can hold it. long as she doesn't take them off. 'cause if she takes them off i'll hafta put them on... that clock on that one and the on that one. and the book on that one? right. well. let's get this drawer and see what there is that needs to be... and he's got iron. he's got a iron, she has. i hafta do mine on the floor. here you are. look. oh. right. yes? now. what needs ironing from here? those. yes. those. yes. they don't, do they? they do. amy? amy amy? amy think that still fits amy? not really. here you go. thank you. lovely. here you go. thank you. oh look. think that needs ironing. there. thank you. excuse me. can you move amy? er why? that still fits me. i know. i'm going to keep that. why don't you... you move and i'll throw things your way. is amy having an explore? yes. and you press it on. press it on. and it's ready. thank you. shall i fold it up? yes please. i did. right. oh well done. that's really... well done. that's excellently well folded. clever girl. put that there. in here. amy? amy does this fit? amy no. not really, does it? is this your vest or my vest? that's your vest. i'm doing my ironing here. okay. you hafta throw them really high. i've got some water in there so you haven't gotta touch it. no. it's very hot. it's very hot. it is. it's got some hot water in here. in here. it has got some hot water in here. has it? yes. yes well.
don't touch it then. 'cause that water will be very hot. i'm doing ironing so children hasn't gotta touch this. i'm the mum. are you? i'm the mum and you're the dad. mummy's doing some ironing. thank you, mummy. that's my bobble hat. i know but i think it'll be too small for you. can i have some more? yes. have you folded those? where are they? there. okay. here you are. there's more. that's grandad's hankie. i know. i don't wanna iron that. alright then. fold it up and just pop it with the others. there. there's another grandad's hankie here. do you not wanna iron that either? no. okay. are you doing your vests? which one would you like to read? would you like to read this one? i thought we were doing er... this is my book. don't you wanna iron anymore? no. i'm just going to read a story to amy. okay then. that's a nice idea. and amy had a book. and she . the king was . said off you go horsie. off you go horsie and he did. so . the rain came down. and that's the end. is it? good. that was a nice story. can you read that story to me? come here then. no. oh no. no no no. you don't throw it, do you? do you wanna read it? come here then. here. alright. there's cinderella with her horrid stepsisters and her mother. and she wants to go to the ball. and the fairy godmother comes and waves her magic wand. and there's cinderella in a magic coach. there. right. here we are. can i do letterland? yes. of course you can. oops. okay? in there? in here. in here? haven't got any pencils. i'll give you a pen. i write my name first. okay. i didn't write my name properly. no. you didn't. right. do you wanna do some writing? but i just wanna do sammy snake. well. you've done sammy snake. you'll hafta do something else. do you wanna write your name here? it says my name is. you write your name there. yes. yes? which one first? lucy lamplady. annie apple. uppy umbrella. robber red. that's not a robber red. do it properly... right. eddy elephant. no. down there. alright then. and that's not a proper eddy elephant either, is it? that's it. and then naughty nick. that's not a proper naughty nick. i think we're going to put these away because we're not doing them properly. we'll do something else, shall we? can you pick them up? are you going to write properly? pardon? i want . this is your . okay. but i wanna see the shiny ones. clever cat. what do you wanna do? this one. what do you want me to do with it? can do something here. you'll hafta finish off the picture. you need an eye and the rest of her mouth. isn't eye there. no. good girl. well done.
we need another eye. try it again. put your hand on it. you do the hand. there. uhhuh. do this one? yes. you hafta draw a picture of your house. come on. door. uhhuh. there. good girl. right. it says here. draw all the missing things on the hairy hat man's house. you've gotta put a window in. there's his house. are you going to do it properly? pardon? no? right. put them away then. no. well. you said you're not doing it properly. i wanna do it. are you going to do it properly? can't do it myself. well. have a look at what the window looks like and then draw it on the house. mhm. that's it. and a chimney. and that above his head. is that a chimney? it doesn't look much like that chimney, does it? draw it properly. can you? can we do another page? mhm. this page? yes. what does it say? it says draw a line to join each word to its picture. that's a boat. you hafta find a picture of a boat. that's it. and draw a line. that's it. that says bird. where's the bird? alright. and that's it. that says bat. this a bat? yes. this? no. you're sposta draw a straight line, lara. that's a bed. there's a bed. that's not a straight line. i'm doing a wiggly line. well don't. do a straight line in a box. there. now a wiggly line. yes. shall we do another page? okay. that's just a story. i wanna do that. i wanna do circles. wanna draw circles. you wanna do circles? well. this one's got circles in it. there. lots of circles. no. i want that one. look. there you go. don't want circles. you circle the letters. i don't think we've got any left. here we are. circle the matching letter land. where's letter land? oh there. let's have a look. that one? you've done that one. do you wanna do it again? alright then. circle the two ones that look the same. which one's the same? well. you have a look. that. what does that look the same as? look at the bottom. yes. but what does it look the same as? no. that's a different color. find one that looks the same as that. i don't remember. what about that one? yeah. i know. i sometimes . yes. daddy does, doesn't he? yes. i like running. mhm. which one's first? which one first? that's it. this one's lucy lamplady. mhm. and then what? that's not a lucy lamplady. that's it. done my name. no. you haven't. let's not scribble on the book, shall we? if you wanna scribble you can scribble on some paper. i scribble . i draw something. mhm. that's looks like a . can you make me some tea? it's not teatime. some . are you hungry? yes. a bit early. do you want some lunch really? yeah. what would you like? er ham
on toast. ham on toast? no. egg on toast. egg on toast? well. how about ham and egg on toast? brilliant. how about ham and egg on toast? no? hey? yes. yes please. look, mum. i know. that's lovely scribble. look what i can do. what can you do? i can sit on the table so? i can sit on the table too i can sit on the table. let me see um you sit on the table. no. i don't wanna. i might fall off. i know. i don't fall off. look what i can do. lucy lamp. lucy lamplady. i need a ball. look what i can do. oh yes. wow. mum yes, petal? pardon? yes, petal? look. dive into water. go on then. i'm in the water. would you like to come in water? i would. but i'm just making your lunch. is that my lunch? it is. i scratched myself. they don't work, they don't. what don't work? that one and that one doesn't work. doesn't it? they both don't work. what? the taperecorders? no. they do. they just haven't got batteries in. one has. one has and that one works. yes. but the set doesn't work. we can't listen to it. what are you doing? it's one of those day, isn't it? look. i lie down. i'm lying down. one of those we can't be bothered days, isn't it? isn't it? pardon? one of those we can't be bothered days. pardon? one of those we can't be bothered days. pardon? one of those we can't be bothered days. pardon? it's one of those tickle lara days. pardon? pardon? pardon? pardon? pardon? pardon? pardon? pardon? pardon? pardon? you can't say pardon. i can say pardon. i can say pardon if i wanna. pardon? i can say pardon if i wanna. pardon? pardon? pardon? pardon? i'm not saying anything. i'm not saying anything either. pardon? here you go. egg and ham sandwich. toast. sit on this chair. okay. there. oh, lara. lara lara lara. right. can you sit next to me? yes. in a minute. when i'm having mine. what are you doing? just sorting out the washing a bit. oh dear. right. oh. here's your bottle of water. do you want some water? yes. yes...? yes please. pardon? okay. it's hot the ham is. it's very cold. pardon? it's very cold. you touch it and it's hot. and that's very cold. are you having ham on toast too? yes. i'm having ham and cheese though. ham and cheese? mhm. i don't like the yellow. don't eat the yellow then. take it out. can't. do you want me to do it? yes. okay. is that ham and cheese? uhhuh. you've got ham and egg. what're you doing? i'm cutting the yellow out. are you putting it on to your plate? yes. i'll eat the yellow. there. all done. alright? bit yellow there. yes. but they're only tiny bits. you won't taste it. i'm having ham and egg.
i know. oops. yesterday i had a lollipop. pardon? yesterday i had a lollipop. you did yesterday. yes. when we at farm. when we go to the shops with dad. it wasn't yesterday you had a lollipop with daddy. it was friday. can you say friday? friday. are you falling off the chair? no. bit fell out. the bottom fell out. it off. why don't you get a piece of bread and wipe it up with the bread. then you can eat it. pardon? mhm. i have got your plate. yes. why? because there was only one left. this is mine. that's mine. i know. that's mine. i know. i've got big plate. you've got what? i've got big plate. big plate. i know. that's mine. no. that's mine. that's mine. mine. mine. mine. that's mine. mine. that's usually mine and this is usually yours. that's right. clever girl. that's it. what's outside? the garden and the rain. it's raining? mhm. better shut the window again. it is shut. better shut the door then. it is shut. better shut the big window then. that's shut as well. all gone. it's in your mouth. oh. i'm in bed. you're eating toast. what does this say about what to do? can you just show me what to do there? yeah. after lunch. are you having lunch too? you having lunch too? yes. you not. i am. haven't got any toast or anything. i've finished it. that's not lunch. it isn't. pardon? that's not lunch. it is. not. no. what's this? that's a coloring book. it is. it says... can you find the hidden object that starts with poor peter's sound? oh. er. oh. i can find it. what is it? horse. no. there. i don't know. it's a pencil. p for pencil and poor peter. there's another one here as well apparently. oh look. there's a pencil there as well, isn't there? that's good, isn't it? what're you doing? just having a look. i need some toast. you can get flashcards. i'm having bread do you want bite? mhm. yum. no thank you. just don't play with it please. just eat it properly. no. you don't give your dinner away like that. even if you do nick mummy and daddy's sometimes. is it nice? were you hungry? you were, weren't you? bit of yellow in there. doesn't matter. you won't be able to taste it. why? 'cause there's so much white you won't be able to taste the yellow. this bit. here. you got a hair. don't want it. have you finished? i told you you'd got a hair. do you want some ham? here you go then. good girl. would you like a yoghurt now? wipe you hands and face first then please. i'll get you one. there. have you don't it properly? yes. i don't think that was properly. there. alright then. i'll go and get a spoon and you get a yoghurt. i get a spoon. okay. this one?
that's it. what's these? what are they? yoghurtses. i said yoghurtses. i know. have i got three? yes. why? because you always ask for three. i always ask for two. i know. but then you always ask for another one. i break them in half, i did. okay. can you open it? can't you do it? i start them off for you. can you start it off for me? yes. please can you start it off for me? yes. please can you start it off for me? yes. please can you start it off for me? no. yes. do you wanna open two at once then? yes. there. and that one. well. i'll leave that one until after you've finished the other one. i've got a red one. and i've got red one. you've got red and orange. i like red. is amy asleep? pardon? is amy asleep? is amy asleep? no. she's awake. no. she's not. she's asleep. she is. what're you doing? i'm just washing amy's mattress. 'cause it's a bit dirty, isn't it? and then we can pop it back on her bed. yes. we can. yes. why have you gotta have those on? well. it says on the bottom of washing liquid always wear gloves. you were hungry, weren't you? is that why you were whingy? i wanna stay up all night. you wanna do what? i wanna stay up all night. you wanna stay up all night? yes. you'll be tired. you'll be very tired if you stay up all night. just have a rest. have a rest? i'm just having a rest now. are you? can i see? pardon? can i see what you're doing? can you see what i'm doing? yes. i can't see. get your little chair then. have you finished your yoghurt? have mores. pardon? have mores. you had mores? you what? mores. you want more? yes. no. i think three yoghurts enough. two. you had three. one. three. i touched it. touched. can i see in the water? there. i'm not going to move it in case i spill it. can i touch it? yes. wet. it is. can i have a teatowel to dry it? i don't think you can dry it with a teatowel. we'll hafta put it on a radiator or something. shall we get some new water? yes. we need water without soap in it now. why? so we can rinse it. rinse it? right. when you stop you hafta go... why did you do that? oy oy oy oy. i wanna see. there. oh. it's wet. it is wet. yes. i wonder why that is? can i have some gloves? well. i don't think i've got any more. i think you'll just hafta watch. i don't wanna watch. what do you wanna do then? i wanna help you. i've nearly done now. i'm going to rinse all the stuff off it. yes? and then put it by the radiator. what's the matter? there. that one's
done. just one last rinse. ooh. oops. come on, horse. hang on. what're you doing? t-shirt. can i see amy squamy? no, lara. oh. in here. er. what're you doing? just take that... no. where's the water gone? here. well. i'm just going to take the sellotape off. sorry? i'm just going to take the sellotape off. take the sellotape off what? off the taperecorder. off that. can you see the taperecorder, look? don't touch the taperecorder. but i needta take that bit off. oh right. yes okay. i did. hooray. ugh ugh ugh. sticking on my hands now. is it? it's gone now. look what i can do. roly-poly. can i have a biscuit? er. i don't know. alright then. i want a biscuit. why haven't you got that glove on? i've just taken this glove off. why? 'cause i just have. why? because i have. you need a glove on. these are the biscuits. can i have this? no. that's dirty. put it in the bin and i'll get you a proper biscuit. okay. i throwed it. there. have you finished? i have finished. water on me then. water on you? yes. alright then. oh she's running out of the way. there. it's all wet now though. i hope it's gonna be alright. it was wet. don't shut doors. oh. don't shut. they are shut. don't shut doors. i'm sophie g and sophie a sophie g and sophie a right. i'm going to turn the radiators on. there's sophie g where's sophie g where's sophie g and think sophie g isn't i think she is i can see her mum where's sophie g gone i can see her dad where's sophie a it's my party party party sophie is crying. right. boo. hello. where's sophie a gone? where's... would you like to play my game? what game? you hafta in the sea like that. you hafta do what? go in the sea like that. go in the sea like that? and go to sleep. okay. in the sea. okay. in the sea. okay. can you do that? yes. wait for me though. you bet at the back. no. i'll be at the back. at the back of the sea? let's swim down the sea. swim down the sea. okay. swim swim swim. i'm at the bottom of the sea now. you're at the bottom of the sea? yes. i'm going to swim down and get you. no. you're not. i am. hello. i'm at the bottom of the sea too. shall we play row row row your boat? okay. row row. put your feet like that and get them out of my face. no. 'cause that hurts. move them like that. no. that hurts. well. you don't wanna hurt mummy, do you? do you? do you wanna hurt mummy? do you? lara? mum. oh. i don't play with people who are horrid. i'm not horrid. you are. you were hurting mummy. i'm going to do this. are you?
alright then. i'm going to do that. are you? shall we do that? yes. no. that. okay. you cross you legs like me. alright then. that way. i can do this. i can push my legs how i go on my... i'm at the bottom of the sea. wanna put these clothes on? pardon? do you wanna put these clothes on? no. no? no. don't wanna get dressed. i wanna get dressed later. okay. do you like being in your pyjamywamas? yes. okay. that's alright by me. come on then. let's do row row row the boat. okay. come on. whee. right. you sing it too. shall we in the stream? we are in the stream. shall we rock the boat now? okay. ready. sit back. are you going to do a forward roll? go on then. do you do it like that? uhhuh. but you hafta be careful that you don't bash... do it that way then you won't bash yourself. on your feet. help me. no. you can do it. up on your feet. push your feet forward. push yourself over with your feet. that's it. hooray. abi's swimming at the bottom of the sea. pretend abi. is she? right. let's sing row row row your boat again. alright then. hold mummy's hand. hold mum's... are we rocking? rock rock. shh. not too loud. 'cause amy's asleep. fall over. er amy's singing rock rock rock the boat with daddy. oh right. ouch. what's the matter. i bumped myself. oh dear. abi's sprained her arm too. can you read to me? yes. i brought one down i think somewhere. where is it? oh. it's here. do you want the tale of tom kitten? right. once upon a time there were three little kittens called mittens tom kitten and moppit. they had dear little fur coats of their own. they tumbled about the doorstep and played in the dust. but one day their mother mrs tabitha twitchet expected friends for tea. so she fetched the kittens indoors to wash and dress them before the fine company arrived. first she scrubbed their faces. this one's moppet. then she brushed their fur. this one's mittens. then she combed their tails and whiskers. this is tom kitten. tom was very naughty and he scratched. who? tom. he was naughty. mrs tabitha dressed moppet and mittens in clean pinafores and tuckers and then she took all sorts of uncomfortable clothes out of the chest of draws in order to dress up her son thomas. tom kitten was very fat and he'd grown. several buttons burst off. his mother sewed them on again. when the three kittens were ready mrs tabitha unwisely turned them out into the garden to be out of the way while she made hot buttered toast. now keep your frocks clean children. you must walk on your hind legs. keep away from the dirty ash pit and from sally henny penny and the pigsty and the puddle ducks. i think amy's
woken up. shall i get her? i come with you. okay. hello. amy shall we go and read tom kitten to all our babies. this is my baby. this is my baby. shall we read a story to them? yes. my baby's satto. your baby's what? my baby's called satto. sicko? satto. satto? yes. right. here we are then. moppet and mittens walked down the garden path unsteadily. presently they trod upon their pinafores and fell on their noses. when they stood up there were several green smears. let's climb up on the rockery and sit on the garden wall. said moppet they turned their pinafores back to front and went up with a skip and a jump. moppet's white tucker fell down into the road. tom kitten was quite unable to jump when walking upon his hind legs and trousers. he came up the rockery by degrees. breaking the ferns and shedding buttons right and left. he was all in pieces when he reached the bottom of the wall. moppet and mittens tried to pull him together. his hat fell off and the rest of his buttons burst. oh. while they were in difficulties there was a pit pat paddle pat. don't be silly, lara. and three puddle ducks came along the har high road marching one behind the other and doing the goosestep. pit pat paddle pat. they're geese, aren't they? yes. they are. no. yes. they are. yes. they are. they're puddle ducks. they're... oh alright then. they're puddle ducks. you're right. they're ducks. they stopped and stood in a row and stared up at the kittens. they had very small eyes and looked surprised. and the two duck birds rebecca and jemina puddle duck picked up the hat and tucker and put them on. mittens laughed so much that she fell off the wall. moppet and tom descended after her. the pinafores and all the rest of tom's clothes came off on the way down. come mr drake puddle duck. said moppet come and help us to dress him. come and button up tom. mr drake puddle duck advanced in a slow sideways manner and picked up the various articles. but he put them on himself. they fitted him even worse than tom kitten. it's a very fine morning. said mr drake puddle duck and he and jemina and rebecca puddle duck set off at the road keeping step. pit pat paddle pat. pit pat waddle pat. then tabitha twitchet came down the garden and found her kittens on the wall with no clothes on. bet she was cross. she pulled them off the wall. smacked them. and took them off to the house. my friends will arrive in a minute and you are not fit to be seen. i am affronted. said mrs tabitha twitchet. she sent them upstairs and i'm sorry to say she told her friends they were in bed with the measles. which was not true. quite the contrary. they were not
in bed. not in the least. somehow there were very extraordinary noises overhead which disturbed the dignity and the pose of the tea party. and i think that someday i shall hafta make another larger book to tell you more about tom kitten. as for the puddle ducks they went onto a pond. the clothes all came off because there were no buttons. and mr drake puddle duck and jemima and rebecca have been looking for them ever since. and that's the end. read it again. can i read it again? well can i get some clippers to do amy's nails first 'cause she keeps scratching me. can i? are my nails cut? yes. i cut yours the other day, didn't i? don't hold amy's hand. she hit me. i know. don't hit lara, amy. amy can we go... i wanna go on floor. okay. i got balloon . i got balloon. what're you doing you two? i'm not letting amy get the balloon. amy can have this balloon. amy. amy amy. amy that's a little balloon. she can't have a big balloon. she can only have a little balloon. why? 'cause she's only little. she might burst it. lie down. no. i don't wanna be jumped on. i'm too tired. i'll draw you round. you'll do what? draw you all round. what does that mean? don't. lara. don't do that. stop it. i want a bobble you want a bobble? well. where have all your bobbles gone? don't you bite it. ouch. why've you suddenly started being naughty? my baby seat. you've suddenly started being naughty now, haven't you? now amy's awake. haven't you? is that your baby? no. it's your baby. she's asleep now. put her to bed then. come on. here you are. go to sleep baby. go to sleep babe. don't wake her up. we won't. we can't get her, can we? put that in her bed. okay. that's a good idea. well. amy'll just pull herself up on the chair i think. she won't get your baby. her babes. my babes. my baby's sleeping. is she? shh. better be quiet. what're you doing? let's hide away. let's hide from the monster. what monster? the pretend monster. oh my goodness. amy. amy there's a monster. amy oh. what are we gonna do, lara? go and hide here. i can't fit under there. help. you'll hafta get me a teatowel to put on my head. no? the monster's gonna get me then. i'll hide under here like this then. there. hello? i'm hidden. amy. amy's hiding with me, aren't you, amy? there. me and amy are hidden. and me. and you and dolly. we're all hidden from the monster. shh. shh. oh no. amy's escaped. would you like to come with me? is amy coming in with you? go on then. shout her. no no. don't pull her. shout her. say amy. come here. amy. would you like to come in my house? no. go amy amy.