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i thought she was coming in your house? you let her in. well. you'll hafta wait and see if she wants to. what're you doing? going bobobobobobo like that. like that. okay. would you like to come in my house? okay. there. shut door. i don't think i can come in and shut the door. oh amy. don't dribble all over me. are we hiding from the monster? we're in your house. are we? good. monster's outside. out that side. shh. come on then. what're we doing? this is a house so we can get out. we can get out now, can we? 'cause there's no monster in our house. oh good. can we come out then? oh good. don't hurt amy. oy. well. i thought you weren't going to hurt amy. you're tired, aren't you lara? no. yes you are. no. okay. amy pardon me. i hafta go out. do you? in your pajamas? pretend. okay. come on then. i'm not going out. it's raining. pretend. no. it's raining. it isn't. it is. pretend. i'm staying in the house. away from the rain. you go and get me some chocolate from the shop. eat it after dinner. yum yum yum. i'm eating it now. can i have some more for after dinner? oh. don't eat this after dinner. okay. it's blown away in the wind. in the wind? well. go and get me some more. no. please? no. why not? amy. amy? some more. oh right. amy? can you get me some more chocolate? can amy have a balloon? pardon? can amy have a balloon? choose one then. that one. okay. want that one? you have that one. you can't see me. no. that one. er. let me cut her nails before she plays with the balloons. do you wanna watch? yes. no. i can't hear a noise. that's 'cause you're talking. there. that one. ouch. oh. i've told you so many times about that. what do you say? sorry. right. is amy go? amy what? amy go. amy going? is amy go? having a go? no. more dadaw and grandad's got a roundabout . oh. go and play on them then. we'll watch you. i'll put my shoes on. does that one go in that one? that's it. amy. amy i've only got one more to do. amy calm down. amy i'll go and play in sandpit. sandpit. climbing frame? go on the roundabout then. you've gotta go round and round and round. i don't like roundabouts. don't you? i thought you did. amy does. look. she's nodding. amy oh. can't you see? what're you doing? pardon? i'm having drink of this. that's alright. there. there. right. now i think it's about time somebody got dressed. don't you? somebody? so. i'm going to go and get you some knickers and some clothes. amy. amy lara. teddy bear t-shirt. no? shall i wear it then? i'll give it to amy, shall i? right. well you come here and you
can wear it. one two three. whoa. here you are. yes. thank you. you're spraying it everywhere. here. ooh. come on. do it... i can't see. how's that? stand up. no. you're not allowed... grrrrrr. take these away now. okay. well. let's put your t-shirt on. then you can... have you been biting my t-shirt? yes. well don't. why? 'cause you'll break it. and it's daddy's. pardon? it's daddy's. and he'll tell me off for breaking his t-shirt when it was actually you. socks. nice thick... don't want socks. well look. look at these pretty socks. but i don't want them on. alright. you get cold feet if you want. amy's got your er... i took it off her. look at me. yes. come on then. you can't. hooray. ow. yes. i thought you might do that. that was a bananaish thing to do, wasn't it, amy? amy your sister's a banana, amy. amy i'm not. you are. grrrrr. right. let's brush amy's hair. now mummy hair. and then let's brush lara's hair. ouch. amy's hair first. i've done amy's hair. right. now lara's hair. ouch. ouch she says. you whinge all the time about everything. do you know? ouch. what's the matter? can we go and bounce on mummy and daddy's bed? no. why? 'cause daddy's asleep. can we go and bounce on lara's bed? well no. because you'll hit your head, won't you? we can go and bounce on the cushions in the front room. bring the cushions in here and we'll bounce in here while i give amy some dinner. i thought you were bringing some cushions? we're having it on. amy amy's gonna get your socks. ouch. she'll get them. look if i... if you put them on she won't get them. let's play game. i thought you were going to get the cushions and you could bounce on them? ouch. amy bring the cushions in here and you can have a bounce. shall i bring them in here? okay. let's put amy in her highchair ready for her dinner. dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner amy. dinner dinner dinner off we go. i said... dinner dinner dinner off we go. dinner dinner dinner off we go. right. my baby's bottle. i gave it to her to stop her crying. give it back. i gave it to her to stop her crying while i... it's mine. yes. but i can't get your cushions if she's crying. it's my baby. yes. but i thought right if she had the bottle i could get you some cushions. and then you could have the bottle back while i got her dinner. right. mind yourself. dinner dinner dinner there you go. loads of cushions. loads of cushions. you've got loads. well. do you want more? do you wanna help me. yes. no. no. not really. but i will. carry one. you carry one. alright then. dinner dinner dinner there. that's a huge bouncy pile. yes. and then you get
the chair. you get the chair. watch me jump. do you wanna watch me jump? yes. okay. ouch. dinner dinner dinner watch! i'm watching. hooray. i'm on the bouncy castle. you don't need those cushions. we are lying down on bouncy castle. a bouncy castle. go on then. bouncy bouncy bouncy. are you going to bounce? no. why not? too tired. are you? yes. you are tired, aren't you at the moment? we don't go out. pardon? more dadaw and grandad . what're you doing? i'm getting amy's dinner. i thought she could try this. it's a tin. pardon? it's a tinned food. pardon? it's a tinned food. pardon? a tinned food. would you like to come on my bouncy castle? yes please. come on then. ah! lie down. that's tired me out. pardon? that's tired me out. what? you hafta lie on that bit. that's not a very comfy bit. you put your head on... you go that way. shall i go that way too? okay. you go this way with me. you go this way. i wanna go the other way. i've just laid down. i'm tired now. i'll just lie like this. pat me to sleep. no. please. i'm going to sleep anyway. amy's waking us up. amy. amy shh. amy amy. amy shh. amy amy. amy amy. amy shh. amy go to sleep. when it's morning you wake up. okay. when it's morning. more dadaw and grandad... we going to abi's house when we wake up. pretend. are we? i thought we were going to more dadaw and grandad's. not now. we could go to grandma's house. abi's house. so we has... it's morning now. come here. lara. no. not yet. it's not morning yet. it is. can't i have breakfast in bed? okay. can you go and make me some breakfast and bring it to me in bed? okay. just throw it on my back then. you'll hafta put it on a nice tray with a flower down there. oh yummy. thank you. can you get me a ? a what? some soup and bread. we'll have some soup and bread. okay. there you are. there's your breakfast. let me just sort amy's dinner out. amy it's hot. very hot actually. it's hot. very very very hot. i don't want bread. i want bread. yum yum yum. i finished. hooray. amy amy can i try a bit? yes. but it's very hot. but you can try a bit when it's cooled down. you've got a fish on this bib, amy. a whale. amy's got a whale on her bib. can i see? mhm. there. see? amy can i have a breadstick? can i have breadstick? you eat nothing but breadsticks, lara r. pardon? mhm. mhm. pardon? what? there's a crab in the sea. a crab. a crab in the sea? quick. run away. come in the sea. alright. are you in the sea or are you on the rocks? i'm a whale. you're a whale?
come in the sea. yes. well i'm on a rock. i'm a mermaid sitting on a rock. i'm going to comb my hair. ggrrrrr. it's a sea monster. it can't get me. i'm on my rock. help! you drive the rock. drive the rock? you don't drive rocks. amy why don't you drive rocks? because they don't move. they just sit there. they all fall down. and then they all fall down. all fall... i'm running away from the sea monster. come in here. come in the sea. no. you'll eat me. no. i won't. you will. i've gotta eat... what do you think, amy? amy shall i go in the sea? amy yes. shall i? amy i'll sit on this rock. amy oy oy oy oy. no. give me that breadstick. are you gonna eat it? come on. sit at the table and eat it. please. come on. just quickly while you're finishing it off. please. all gone. don't shake it. you're gonna lose it all. amy look what i did. i know. you hung your hankie up, didn't you? these are getting too short. boo. is it finished? pop it in the bin then. put it on the bin then. no. you'll get ribena everywhere. let's go in the sea. oh look. i told you. you spilt ribena all down you t-shirt. it's not funny. we'll hafta throw it in the bin. take it off so we can throw it in the bin. no. take it off. no. well. you spilt ribena on it. shall we be seas? seas? let's be crabs. okay. can i be a mermaid and you be a crab and you can pinch my toe? no. you be a crab too. okay. let's in the sea. hello, crab. i'm a crab as well. do you know how crabs move? pardon? crabs go sideways like this. can i do that? okay. we're crabs, amy. amy you're not going sideways. you're going forward. that's not what crabs do. crabs go er sideways. no they don't. they go this way. they don't. they go like under the sea. can i have a bit? it's hot. too hot yet. what's it called? it's called mediterranean vegetable and lamb risotto. i don't like lamb risotto. risotto? risotto. have you ever tried it? pardon? have you ever tried it? i don't know. how do you know you don't like it? is it ready? no. it's too hot. mhm. it's nice. it's a bit hot yet, amy. amy it's bit hot yet. can i have a bit? i thought you didn't like it? i do. i want a bit. i know. i want a bit. don't you like it? no. i don't know if amy likes it either. i think it might just be a bit hot. horsie horsie horsie. amy what're you doing, lara? are you tickling your feet? lara's tickling her own feet, amy. amy tickle tickle. mummy. amy mummy. amy mummy. amy can you say mummy? hey. that's
not mummy. lara's forgotten how to talk. caroline you called. i am. no. that's not a name. that's just a made up word. how can i reach the sky? pardon? how can i reach the sky? can you reach the sky? no. i'm not big enough. can i see? not big enough. reach with your hand. no. i can't either. you're too little too. i don't think anybody can really. you'd hafta be very very big. amy is it not mummy's food? amy is it mummy's food? no. i didn't make it so she doesn't like it. amy? amy look, mum. hooray. a horsie coming. is there? yes. a sea horse? no. a horsie. amy a horsie. i'm a seahorse and i must hide from the horsies. alright then. i'm hiding in my big shade. and my hankie. go and get my hankie. better? are you going to sleep, lara? yes. okay. amy look, mum. you can't see your hankie. no. i can't. it's hidden. where is it hidden? there. under the... hooray! under the cushion. i've got spots all over my face. you haven't. well. you will have if you play with it like that. i've got rid of them all now. why? you had eczema. but... but we got rid of the eczema. with some sudocrem. get your fishing . no. that's the phone. i've got a fishing to get the horsie out of my cave. you've got the fishing what? i've got the fishing to get horsie out of my cave. fishing line? do you mean the fishing line? to get horsie out of my cave. is it a real horsie or a seahorse? real horse. amy what're you doing, lara? nothing. let's have a look. you're playing with a pen. i'm a horsie. i'll get amy. come on you. amy oh. oh, sweetheart. amy are you getting tired already? amy where does this go? the big one? you know where it goes. that's it. it doesn't go there. doesn't it? well. turn it round. have a try. try it another way. doesn't go that way you see. no. well. turn it round. you just did it earlier. on your own. try putting a different piece in first. yes. okay. i didn't do it that last time. can you put a different piece in? try putting that big wing piece there. where? there. no. the big one. this one? that's it. that goes there. yes. i think that's what you put in first last time. that goes in there you see. that doesn't go there. no. it doesn't. try some different pieces before you start faffing with that one. that's it. there we go, amy. amy that's his chin. is that his chin? that's right. amy i didn't do it again either. you're doing it again? do you wanna do a different jigsaw? yes. okay. right. let's get amy's box out. i wanna play this one. okay. well. that's find the chicken. that's not really a jigsaw,
is it? what's here? oh, amy. amy here you are. amy amy? amy look. amy shall we do this? would you like to do that? nice. yes. it's upside-down. find the chicken? okay. that goes like that you see? let's just put this away quickly. ouch. sorry. it wasn't you. it was amy. put them on. we've lost a lot of bits for this, you know? we've lost the dice. why? well. it was in your bedroom. and you had a bit of a go at it. look. i did it. hooray! have i got some dice down here? yes. here? wherever. do they go there? they can do. you hafta find out which little baby chick fits to which mother. look. that's it. you hafta find out which ones stick together. these ones stick together. that's not a mummy and a baby though, is it? don't we need the babies? yes. we hafta find out which mummy sticks to which baby. but that was a accident. do they stand on there? yes. or there? wherever you want. wherever you want them to stand. do you want something else, amy? amy are you bored with that? amy use this. amy do you want that? amy there. amy right. you find a mummy and a baby and see if they stick together. do they stick together? no. we'll hafta find a different baby. where's my baby? are you my baby? let's see. no. are you my baby? let's see. yes! hello, baby. are you my baby? yes. go in there, baby. your go, lara. are you my baby? no. no. 'cause look. yes. try a different one then. try a different chick. this one. no. do you wanna do one? okay. er are you my baby? yes. are you my baby? you try them. no. there's mummy chicken there. she's there. yes. i think they're getting a bit carried away there. you have a turn. okay. er are you my baby? oh. it had two. it's got two. look. er. are you my baby? your go. look. doesn't matter. look. yes. it doesn't go on. pardon? you've lost your magnet. try again. are you my baby? are you my baby? oh. amy no. no. try another one. baa baa. yes. yes. try again. what? you do it now. okay. er are you my baby? yes. are you my baby? no. do you wanna try? no. okay. are you my baby? no. so these chicks aren't her babies. she's got all her babies. shall we try another one? oh. you're my baby. and you're my baby. we've got all our babies. hooray. have they got all they babies? yes. put that away. okay. don't put that away. put this away. what this? or that? this. what are we going to play with now then? well. they going for a walk. oh. are they? where are they going for a walk? 'cause they promised. to the park and the shop. okay. and to
sarah and chris's. to sarah and chris's. and abi's. and abi's? and emily's. and everybody's. everybody's. off you go says the mummies. time to go. okay. off we go. no. they all go. okay. this one's poorly so they have not to go. do you wanna stand them up? okay. when they poorly they have... this one is poorly so this one hasn't got any feet, look. he hasn't got any feet. no. because he's bendy. well. don't bend him. you'll break him. he doesn't wanna 'cause he's lying in bed. okay. you have the mummies. and i have the babies. oh, amy. what are you doing with that? amy do you wanna help me do the babies? i've got the mummies. where're they going for a walk? are they with the babies? going for a walk up lara's leg. oh. don't wanna play. alright then. wanna play something else. pass me the lid then please? it's over there. shall we see what else you've got in this box that you've over turned? okay. i haven't got no . you haven't got what? there's that one. that one. and the baby ones. what's happened? i don't know. i do. lara's been at the toys. get your foot out of there please. oh. shall we go and get your farm? i wanna play mickey mouse. mickey mouse. move your foot then. okay. just put these away. do you know what i can do? what? sit on the side of the tub? wow. i can hold onto here. and i ... right. we're playing mickey mouse then. amy seems to have moved. no. don't stand up. what are you doing? amy sit down. amy oh. look what i did. oh wow. it's very exciting. i can sit down . down. right. come on then. me do one. right. you have that one. yes. i'll have this one. i hafta sit... the instructions are somewhere. pardon? don't know where the instructions are. oh well. thank you, amy. amy dice. dice. that's it. what's a dice doing in there? well. i think we throw and i've got a one. we hafta find a piece with one spot on it. see? that's got five. one two three four five. we want one with one on it. hey. you're cheating. oh. that's got one on it. okay? so i can put that in. where does that go? there? lovely. about there. right. you throw the dice then. i've got two. you've got two so we wanna find something with a two on it. oh. how about... what's that got on it? number two. number two. that's right. now it's my go again. six! oh. how many numbers has that got? six. that's right. now it's my turn. and now it's your turn again. throw the dice. five. five. something with a five on it? oh. what does that one say? five. that's right. here you go. right. thank you. one. well. i've already got the one.
so i can't go. it's your go. three. let's find a three. there. i think the other side. that's it. oh. leg's coming out. not very good on the carpet, is it? okay. my go. two. two. mhm. what's got a two on it? i i've got two. look. you've got two. i've got two as well. i haven't started mine yet. you have. you've got three pieces. there you go. five. have you got a five already? yes. yes. where's your five already? that's right. so you can't go. it's my go. two. i've got a two so i can't put any more pieces on. it's your go. four. oh! have you got a four? where? how many? count them. one two three. three. so have you got a four? no. there. that's a four. a hand. a hand. yes. do you remember when we went to emily's party? yesterday? yes. tell me then. no. i do remember when we went to emily's party. yes. it was only yesterday. four. i've got a four too. you've got orange. we've both got... and i've got green. amy you've got orange and i've got green. you've got orange four and i've got green four. that's right. you hafta have a go now. i've got there. you've got a six. yes. well. i don't think you've got a six. can we find you a six? you've only got one more piece to get. four. i've already got a four. that's it. twist it round. i've got two. you've already got a two. there. i've got two left. er three. i haven't got a three yet. i need a three. i've got a three. you've already got a three. where? in there. you only need a one. a three. okay. your go again. no. you got a three again. oy. don't cheat. i've got a three again. have you got a two? let me have a look. yes. have you got a two? mhm. i have. i just need a five now. no. i've got a one. your go again. three. six. one. i keep getting the ones that you want. mine. oy. no. that was a cheat. roll it properly. three. five. you got my five. where? well. there. 'cause you just rolled a five, didn't you? i want a five. you've already got a five. i got a five. hooray! i've finished. you keep going and get your one. cheater. there you go. is it difficult? that's it. there. we've both finished. shall we do another one? okay. mine is... let me see yours. hang on. all the bits are falling out. oh. are my bits falling out? there. there they are. yours happy and my happy. i know. are you tired, lara? no. just having a rest? yes. okay. amy looks very tired, doesn't she? ah. i'm tired. do the dice? you wanna play again? oh. okay. let's just... do you want blue or yellow? i want blue. okay. move
out of the way then so we can see what we're doing. that's it. have you got yellow? i've got yellow. did you have red? yes. pardon? yes. i did. and you had white last time. right. do you wanna have a go? i've got five. okay. let's find you a five. look. a five. what? there's a five. there's a four. you put it in. it's upside down. amy pardon? amy. amy don't eat me. amy pardon? you're going under the cot. look. what? my leg. look. i know. under cot. well. which one are you gonna sit on? is she ready? yes. can i ? no. i just watch you? you can watch me. yes. but why don't you get another spoon? because i'm feeding her, sweetheart. it's too difficult feeding her rice crispies for you to do. right. i'm sitting on both chairs. which one are you gonna sit on? can you choose which chair you're gonna sit on? which one? right. that one. i don't wanna watch you. well. you asked to watch me. don't whinge. you don't hafta. mhm. i know. she's a bit of a whingebag this morning, isn't she? your sister, amy. i'm not. you are. i'm not. are. i not. bless me. achoo. achoo achoo. we all fall down. can you put your er toast in the bin if you've finished it? pardon? can you put your toast in the bin if you've finished it? don't all day, do we? pardon? don't wanna leave all day. don't wanna what all day? don't wanna leave my toast out all day. you don't wanna leave your toast all day. no. what can i have? what can you have? yes. well. why didn't you finish your toast if you're hungry? i'm still hungry. you're still hungry, are you? yes. well. what would you like? show you. i want... can you open that for me? what? the croissants? no. what then? can you open that big thingy. or shall i get my chair? you get your chair. okay. to reach to reach. yes. that's it. oh. oh. that's it. i want... shall i show you what i want? yes. you show me what you want. lift it. i want something... you don't know what you want, do you? no. no. didn't think you did. i think... come here. what? come here. i know what you want. what? i think you want a c...? cake cake? yes? is that what you want? yes. thought it might be. come and bring your chair then and you can sit next to amy and eat it. pick it up so that it doesn't scrape. that's it. i don't wanna have a plate. yes. you do. why? so that it doesn't spill on the carpet. i'm not dressed yet. no. i'm not dressed yet. we've gotta finish our breakfasts first, haven't we? before we get dressed. amy i put that there. amy'll eat it. like that. that's it. that's better. okay.
oh. be careful. amy? amy do you want some more? amy yes. is that nice? no. no? oh. you know what that's called? what? do you know? do you know? yes. do you know? do you know? yes. it's called a chip. a chipped plate. with a chip in it. it's not a proper chip like you eat. it's a different kind of chip. yum yum what're you doing? i'm cold. you're cold? yes. oh. we'll go and get dressed in a minute. that why the heater's on? is that why the heater... well. the heater's not actually on. why? 'cause it's a nice day. we'll put more clothes on you. then you won't be cold. you can't getting out what are you saying? you can't getting out you can't get what? you can't getting out you can't getting out? you can't getting out can't amy get out? no. she doesn't wanna get out, do you? don't you? amy do you wanna eat your breakfast? amy yes. amy i thought you might. amy no. amy have you had enough? amy has she had enough? don't know. have you had enough? amy yes or no. amy no. amy okay. amy one more. and then it's done. is it? one more, amy. amy is that enough? is that enough, amy? amy she's did say yes. did she? is that enough? amy yes. oh no. no. she said i want another one. amy one more. one more and then that's it. one more. mummy? mhm? can you just... can i just what? get me . no. i can't. i'm feeding amy. you'll hafta wait. because i won't be able to feed amy if you lie on my knee. got dirt on you. have i? well. that's because you're lying on my knee. ga ga. ga ga. cuckoo cuckoo do do do do cuckoo. cuckoo. cuckoo. one more, amy then that's it. amy one more big big one. big big one. okay. there. oh. there. have you finished your cake? grrr. amy finish it off. have another one? no. not another cake. you can have a banana? er. banana? no. i don't want banana. okay. do you want some of this drink? i don't want some more lemonade. it's not lemonade. it's lemon barley. is it lemon barley? can you get amy's toy for her please? no. please. no. oh, lara. hello. i'm called mummy. you're called mummy? yes. oh. what? i dropped a knife. did you really? i did really. yes. no. i wanna go with you. i'm going to work. oh. woo. yey. can i have poo? pardon? can i have a poo? can you have a poo? yes. okay. why is amy naughty? because i did sit on the gate and did shout her. you did shout her, did you? why is she naughty then? because she's not coming to elsie grandma house. she is. she's not. beep beep. i couldn't take my shoe off. you couldn't take your shoe off?
oh. where is it? there. i thought you were putting this away? let's have a look. i needta do this. oh it's er from your necklace. what for? well. remember that necklace you had that broke? yes. it's from that. can i see it? i put it away now. thought we were going to read a story? here. i's put it somewhere safe. okay. i know. where's safe? under here. well. don't put it anywhere amy can reach it. amy can't reach it. okay. and i put it in the car. just in the car. it's just in the car. okay. do you want me to ? look. just in this car. i did just put it in the car. look. alright then. i'm going to put it under the table. safely. of course you are. did you doed it? did i what? did you do it? did i do what? saw one the sofa. yes. i'm just looking because teletubbies starts at ten o'clock. this one is first. i think it's on two. so if i leave the telly on with the sound down we won't forget it. i'll put it under there. what? oh right. okay. there we go. i'll put your drink there. oh. are we going to read? which one would you like to read? not your feet, lara. i wanna read that one first. which one? brambley hedge? okay. can i have a cake? please? thank you, darling. i did get wet little bit. are you? yes. never mind. right. do you wanna read...? what? spring story. spring story. winter story? winter story. autumn story or summer story? summer story. summer story. okay. fifty five. there. there's summer story. can you see what they are? can you tell me? they're little mice. little mice. mhm. front of their home. in front of their home. that's right. this is called honeysuckle. that's a type of flower. ready? oh look. what's this? i don't know. you know. it's a river. river. yes. shall i read it? this is the big blue sea. it's a river. not the sea. look. she's asleep. why? and she's asleep. because it's a hot summer's day. and it's making everybody sleepy. it says it was a very hot summer. each day the sun rose high in the blue sky and the field shimmered in the heat. the hedgerow was quiet. many of the mice preferred to stay inside their shady cottages. i can't see anybody inside, can you? no. out of doors the best place to be was down by the stream. oh it's not a river. it's a stream. do you know what a stream is? it's a little river. you know when we go down felley and you throw stones in the stream. that's what a stream is. it says... the mice gathered there in the afternoon. sat under the bank in the shade and dangled their paws and tails in the clear water. oh look. what's those? can you
see in that basket? tomatoes. well. they could be. i think they're red apples. but they might be potatoes. do you think they're tomatoes? i want some more coke. which one's mine? which one do you want? which one's mine? well. i'll take one and you... i'll have this one and you have the other one. careful. have you lost the page? er. page fifty five. there. oh. look at this little house. oh. it's a dairy. it's a flour and dairy mill. shall we see what happens? what? there's the water wheel pushing the water through. and that turns that. that turns that. mhm. look at this. what? do you know what that is? what? sit down and have a look. do you know what this is? that big big big big pile? butter. butter? that's lots of butter, isn't it? why? because the little tiny mouse is small compared to that big big big lot of butter. is he driving? who? driving? no. i don't think so. i think she's pushing... oh yes. she's pushing something, isn't she? it's a little girl mouse. i don't wanna read that one now. i wanna read this one. don't you wanna have a look and see what happens to the cheese? no. does it fell into the water? what? what're you doing? i'm putting that there so we know where to start next time. do you wanna read one of these? what shall we read? don't wanna read that one. oh. it's boring. it's not. i wanna read... winnie ther pooh? winnie ther pooh. yes. it's a very special book. it is a very special book. it's my very special book. do you know... no. your special... no. this is lara's. and that's amy's. that's lara's and this is lara's. right. winnie ther pooh. shall we read... expedition to the north pole? yes. right. and who's that? christopher for robin. pardon? christopher for robin. christopher for robin? yes. and...? winnie ther pooh. and you know what they're going to do? what? they're going to an expedition to the north pole. oh. do you know where the north pole is? no. it's a long long long long long long long way away. and it's always snowing. is it snowing? always always always snowing at the north pole. is it snowing up there? yes. i don't think it's snowing in this book. because i don't think they really get to the north pole. shall we have a look? we're going to discover the north pole. said christopher robin. oh. said pooh. what is the north pole? it's just a thing you discover. said christopher robin carelessly. not being quite sure himself. and who's that there? do you know? rabbit. rabbit. do you think rabbit's going to go on the expedition to the north pole? yeah. yeah. i think so. i think so. we're all going on an expedition with christopher robin. said winnie ther pooh. what is it when you're on it? said
rabbit. a sort of boat i think. said pooh. and that's silly 'cause it isn't a boat. it's a place. and they're going to take lots and lots of things to eat and then... what? who's this there, look? piglet. do you think piglet's going on an expedition? no. he's having that. do you know what that is? no. well. what do you pick up in the garden and blow on? daffodil. no. dande'...? dandelions. yes. i think that's a dandelion. i think he's blowing a dandelion. and in a little while they were all ready to go. christopher robin rabbit piglet pooh kanga roo owl eeyore and all rabbit's friends and relations. they're all going on the expedition. shall we see what happens? look at all those people going on the expedition. they all went... that's crab. pardon? crab. it's not a crab. it's a beetle. crab. it's not a crab 'cause crabs you only find at the seaside and they're not going to the seaside. hush. said christopher robin. we've just come to a dangerous place. oh my goodness. oh my goodness. what do you think 's gonna be dangerous? shh. we have come to a stream. which twisted and tumbled between high rocky banks and christopher robin's door. is that a stream? er no. that's christopher robin bending down. because he thinks... oh no. it's not christopher robin. it's alexander beetle. because everybody says hush to him. hush to him. and he goes home in a great hurry and lives quietly ever after . playdays! oh yes it is. it's not playdays. it's teletubbies. after the birthdays. do you wanna watch it? i can't hear it. do you want me to turn the sound up? i will. okay. no. other way. pardon? no. that's it. okay? yes. okay. come on then. it does. ouch. do you wanna take your shoes off first? no. please. no. because it hurts. i don't wanna. well. you're not climbing up the slide until you take your shoes off. shall we brush your hair? no. i'm going to climb on the climbing frame. i'm not a climbing frame. no. shoes off if you're gonna do that. it hurts mummy. okay. thank you. right. i go on your shoulder first. you go on my shoulder first? get off. what do you mean get off? you're on me. now what? oh. and i get on your head. you do not stand on my head yes. i wanna. do you? you can stand on my shoulders. shall i stand on your shoulders? shall i go down on your tummy? on the slide. go on then. okay. ouch. sorry. ouch. you've got bony elbows. no . yeah. you have. wee. i go this way this time. okay. ouch. sorry. sorry. shall i go...? oh. what happened? the slide broke. can you mend it again? are you going to climb up the slide? yes. oh. what? that's naughty. some people just climb up the slide. i know.
they're naughty people though, aren't they? aren't they? yes. oh. no. i don't need hand. oh no. just to you. oh well done. oh. oh you fell down. tickle tickle. oh my goodness. shall we make a bouncy bounce? make a bouncy bounce? yes. okay. okay. with the cushions? with the cushions. you can bounce on my bouncy bounce. thank you. let's put the big ones on first. a big. oh look. there are the keys. the keys. we found them, didn't we? we did. who lost them? daddy. yeah. i just put them there. oh look. i put on. please. do you want me to help you? hang on. let's put it on properly. there. well. oh. i think you're gonna wobble. oh. wee. you can go on it now. let me just get these bits up off the sofa. if i just make a little bouncy, yeah, for amy? i can make a little bouncy for amy. oh. that would be very nice. thank you. do you wanna see it? yes. there. oh. that's a nice little bouncy, isn't it? yes. for little amy. what are you doing? i'm just getting the bits off the sofa. why? 'cause it's dirty. what about over here? i'm going to do over there when i've done over here. you did do over here. can i play with this paper? no. it's dirty. not. it is. it's been under the sofa. pop it in there. thank you. i go on the bouncier mummy does you hafta lie down on it. do you? yeah. how about sitting on it? some people just sit on it. do they? yes. can you lie down? where? on the bouncier. on the bouncy? yes. the bouncier. oh. swing swing swing. now. get off now. beg your pardon? please can you get off? right. i go on bouncy. yes? you hafta do this. are you doing the backstroke? i think you needta get a bit further on. ready and we go bouncy bouncy bouncy. woo. i can do it myself. can you save that for me? okay. i'll save it for you. it's in there. is it? teletubbies time for telecustard tubbycustard. tubbcustard. i wanna go on there. oh my goodness you're gonna backwards somersault over it. sofa? pardon? oh. you go on amy's. oh. i'm too big. you go on amy's. i'll go on yours. i'll go on... i'm not big enough for amy's. aren't you? you mean you're too big for amy's? do you want your hair in a bobble? no. can i brush it? no. please? no. yes. no. and then we'll be ready to go to grandma's after amy's had her dinner. i'm dizzy. can you comb my legs? pardon? comb my legs. do your legs? it tickles. what does? when you comb my legs. i'm not combing your leg. it tickles. does it? can i comb your hair? then i'll comb you legs again. no. comb my legs. no. not until i've combed
your hair. i think it's gonna rain. can you see? come here. can you see lots of big grey clouds? yeah. that means that they're going to rain. can we go to elsie grandma house? yes. in the rain? we can go if it rains anyway, can't we? i like the rain anyway. i do as well. it's funny, isn't it? yes. when water falls down on your head. pardon? water falls down on your head, doesn't it? yes. if it rains. i've got me umbrella. i know. i was gonna say you could take your umbrella if you want. in case it rains. how about that? it's not going to rain. definitely. pardon? i'm afraid it's not going to rain. it's not going to rain, isn't it? no. i think it might do. i think it might don't. you think it might don't? are the clouds moving? the wind is just blowing the clouds. yes. but it might rain as well. it doesn't matter, does it? we've got your umbrella and your coat. haven't we? are we going in the car? yes. right. come on then. where? what? it's going to rain. doesn't matter. going to rain. it's going to rain in a little while. after we've been... we hafta sit on it. go on then. wee. would you like to go on amy's? would i like to go on amy's? okay. oh. this isn't very big. sit on it. amy's isn't very bouncy. i'm too big. would you like to go on mine? yes please. no. after me. after you? now you can go on it. oh thank you. oh. i nearly fell off. can i go on it now? you can come on with me. sit on here. wait for me. okay. oh. i sit on . i sit on... oh. what? no. i'm just looking at you. bouncing. it sunny? no. it's cloudy. it is sunny. look. it's cloudy. the sun's that side. no. that's still cloudy there. the sun's over there. it isn't. and it's cloudy. it's behind the cloud. my hair looks funny. why? because it's been dressed. because it's been dressed? yes. or washed? washed. washed. yes. you can come on it with me. can i? yes. oh thank you. there's a space here... is there? for you. is there? oh alright then. you can go at the back. thank you. woo. oh my goodness. this is mad. you go on it. me go on it? amy's. oh on amy's. amy's isn't very bouncy. you can go on amy's. can i? yes. or do you wanna have a look at some photos? i don't wanna have a look at some photos. alright. we at park. we're what? we are at the park. we are at the park? and these are the swings. oh alright. they're funny swings. i don't think they're swings. they're bouncies not swings. no bouncy swings. bouncy swings are they? yes. oh right. bouncy bouncy bouncy. bounce. do you want
me to put it on? no. i did. can you put me shoes on please? yes. i can. you're gonna fall off that bouncy if you sit there. come here. do you need a wee wee? no. you can't go on my bouncy. i don't wanna. i'm on amy's bouncy. i'm on amy's bouncy too. you're sitting on my knee. do you want your socks on? yes. pretty blue socks? yes. where're my pretty blue socks? pretty white and blue socks. they're in the dining room. you're gonna hafta put them on when we go to grandma's though. why? because if it rains you'll hafta wear your old shoes. 'cause they won't find our home. they won't find our home. who won't find our home? oh. boingy boingy boingy. how about this cushion? okay. i have this cushion. i'm having this cushion. i have that cushion now. okay. can you get on it now though? what's the matter? do you want me to lift you on? no. i've got on. i want a plaster on. no. you keep taking them off. i won't take it off. oh. you don't need a plaster now really. why? because it's getting better. why? it sticks to there. does it? yes. well. just be careful. don't let it stick. bouncy bouncy bouncy. is that... we could sing. take it off. okay. keep it in your pocket? okay. if you want me to. do you want me to take it off? yes. is it very sharp at end? yes. very sharp. why? just is. pretty dolphin. no. no? or you know? no. i wanna go play with something else. well. what should we play? i wanna play dining room. no. do you wanna have a look at some photos? i've got the plaster. what plaster? this plaster. let's have a look then. lara. oh no. that's old. put it in the bin please. why? because it's dirty now. i go up the steps. now. and i just go down the slide. i go on my bouncy. yeah? you wanna go on your bouncy now? go on my bouncy. i just go... oh. what are you doing? i'm putting this on my wrist. you're putting what on your wrist? bobble. what is it? a bobble. okay. you want it in your hair? no. no. when we go to elsie grandma house. photos photos photos. do you wanna have a look at some? those are the photos of when we went on holiday. we went my holiday? yes. and christmas. oh look. there's the christmas party. i see? at nursery. i see? yes. there's some more. oh. we've got lots here. whoa. oh look. that's when amy was born. goodness me. what a lot of photos we hafta put into albums. she not quite big yet? who's that? am i not quite little yet? no. quite big yet? let's have a look. that's you at christmas. you were quite big. oh look. the playgroup christmas party. there's
daddy. where's daddy? there. christmas. hello, daddy. i have a look at 'other one? can you see them? can i keep this? let's have a look. you wanna keep that photo? yes. why do you wanna keep that one? i wanna keep this one. and this is a pretty one. this is a pretty one. can i show you what ? and these are all pretty. well. let's not get them out of order, look. let's have a look at them in order. er i want that. i don't want you getting them out of order. that's nursery. thank you. what is that? that's the nursery party. at christmas. can i have some? do you wanna look at them? let's have a look at them. where did you get these ones from? from there? no. have a look at the ones with mummy please. oh dear. what's the matter now? look. these are ones when lara was a baby. who's that? lara. yes. in the garden. look. pardon? you're asleep. oh. i wanna have garden. pardon? i wanna have garden. beg your pardon? please may i see the garden? oh look. there it is. that's you. that's me. and that's amy. no. that's lara. you look a lot like amy, don't you? has she got her watch on? i've got my watch on. oh yes. i have. that was a long time ago, wasn't it? it's broken now. oh look. who's that? what is it? who's that? do you know? jonathan, kate and judith and that's lara. where? there. sitting on judith's knee. is that baby? yes. it's baby lara. there's baby lara again. amy? no. it's all lara these. oh look. you're sitting on your horsie there. sitting on my doggy. oh. your doggy. sorry. yes. and there. elsie grandma. you having a bottle. playing with the mobile. having a little suck of your thumb. look. who's that? more dadaw. more dadaw. oh. what're you doing there? i don't know. you're driving there. car. you're driving a car. aren't you clever? i think mummy's helping you a bit though. lara again. i think grandma's playing peepo with you. do you think she's going peepo. oh. peepo. oh. that's empty that one. why? oh look. here's lara asleep in grandma's armpit. see? and you asleep again. sitting up. sitting up. having your dinner. yum yum yum. oh. where are you there? that's you. that's me but where are you sitting? on mummy's head. on mummy's head. who's that? you weren't there. that's emma and jim's wedding. i were. you weren't. you went to grandma's house when emma and jim got married because you were only a little baby. what is that? it's emma and jim's wedding cake. that's our garden. our garden. that's our garden again. before you had your sandpit. before there were any toys. there's no slide. no swing. no sandpit, is there? and again. and there's lara in her highchair. eating some toys. reading the newspaper. reading
the newspaper. screwing up the newspaper and trying to eat it. that's daddy's really. it is really. you've nicked it, haven't you? what's happening there? i don't know. you're upside down falling onto the floor. you're not really. it's pretend. that's silly, isn't it? oh. who's that? daddy and amy. daddy and...? daddy and amy. daddy and lara. because lara's a baby still. there's daddy again. i can't see lara. that's lara. lara as a baby. that's when you were a baby. er is lara getting bigger? yes. sitting on the floor. oh. what's there? who's that? me eating my feet. eating your feet and what're you wearing? no clothes. that's you rolling around. can i see? who's that? cesca. no. it's abi. when abi was a baby. abi. yes? there's lara again. i see abi? you wanna see abi? yes. is abi again? there's only abi once. there's lara again. oh. i can hear amy. there's lara again. lara again. and again. oh look. there's abi. and there's daddy. where? there. you can only just about see him. mummy. and that's mummy and lara and lots of mummy's friends from university. mummy and daddy and lara. mummy and daddy and lara. am i getting smaller now? you're getting bigger. oh. look at all that yucky yuck round your face. what a mess. mummy's gonna get a flannel. mummy's gonna hafta get a flannel. yes. oh look. who's that? let me see? who is it? it's sarah. and do you remember who that is? what? that's pebbles. is he walking? yes. is he in the garden? he is in the garden. yes. is he in our garden? yes. i don't like pebbles. don't you? no. that's more dadaw dining room. oh look. that's sarah and shane. there's mummy and daddy and lara again. more dadaw dining room again. garden. there's mummy. the garden. the window. what's that? it's the window. more dadaw and lara. i think we've gotta the beginning again. yes. i think. yep. back at the beginning. did you like those? i think we better get amy, don't you? shall we bouncy bouncy? okay. you stay here. i'm just gonna get amy. i'm going to be on my bouncier. i'm going to be on my bouncy. i'll make another one. somebody . these two just on there. somebody might . boingy boingy boingy. wee! are you alright while i just get amy? you've got a big one. oh excellent. thank you. i gave it to you. boingy boingy boingy. ooh! la la la la la. i go see my friends. hello friends. are you alright? brr brr brr brr shush shush shush. there you go. up and down. hello. hello. do you wanna go on your bouncy bounce? amy does she wanna go on her bouncy bounce? hey. hey. ready. bouncy bouncy. bouncy. you hafta lie down, amy, and bounce. there. that's a bit better. she'll hafta lie down and bounce. will she? yes. lie down? yes. don't
think there's room for her to lie down on this bouncy bounce. is there? amy well. we've been , amy. push it forward a bit. push it forward. no. the trolley. push the trolley forward towards the wall. that's it. bouncy bouncy bouncy. amy she can do it now. what do you mean she can do it now? she can lie down. why can she lie down because the trolley's here? that doesn't change anything. it's still too small. don't do it. don't do what? don't do that. seesaw. right. i better change amy's nappie and give her her dinner so we can go to grandma's. how about that? are you hungry, lara? no. hello, beautiful. amy oh. have you got your ring on? i have. why? just have today. why? just have. why? don't know. why? because you're a great big banana. no. careful that you don't kick amy. she says. don't kick me lara. don't kick me. i won't. good. hello. hee. ah ah ah. oh. don't do that. stop it. do it to mummy. not amy. do it to mummy. i did it. well. don't do it again. right. don't harass your sister while i go and get . there. oops. well. it is like that. fall over . amy no. amy no. amy no. amy what? amy fall over, do you? amy you don't want me to fall over. amy oo. amy this cushion is going to fall on your head. amy this cushion is. amy what are you doing? lara. she doesn't wanna be squashed by a cushion. it's not funny. stop it. come on. come and sit here. i told you before. if i tell you not to do something you don't do it, do you? you hafta be a good girl, don't you? hey? well. stop crying and be a good girl. oh look. amy's got hold of my badge. oh, lara. you're dribbling all over me. ugh. woo. look. come on. do you... shush. do you want some dinner? oh. off we go. do you want a drink? pardon? what do you say? no thank you. no thank you. well. would you like anything? do you want... can i hold amy's hand? you wanna hold amy's hand. just for a little bit then. would you like a tissue? amy. don't eat the winnie ther pooh badge. amy amy. don't harass your sister or otherwise i'll tell you off as well. amy get off me, amy r. mhm mhm mhm. where are we going this afternoon? elsie grandma house. where are we going for lunch? er chip chop? pardon? chip shop. no. mac...? old macdonalds. and on that farm he had a...? what did he have? a sheep. a sheep. lara sing it. amy. amy don't eat lara. amy amy. amy don't pull her hair. amy oh tickle tickle. amy. amy don't eat lara's hair. amy oh tickle tickle. ouch. oh tickle tickle. right then. is it amy's dinner time? no. yes. no.
yes. do you want anything? no. no thank you. don't you even want a biscuit? oh. i think we've got some more dadaw biscuits. would you like one of those? yes. yes. i thought you might. i stand on here. pardon? where's more dadaw biscuit? where's your more dadaw biscuit? yes. we'll find it. oh there you go, amy. amy squash lemonade squashy lemonade? are they in here? yes. they're in the tin. can i have some ribena with it? okay. daddy brought it for me. did he? yeah. they're a bit squashed. you'll hafta have two bits. pardon? you'll hafta have two bits. here you are. do you want me to... come on. i did it. put the bit in the bin then. because we don't... oh dear. brush brush brush. it's raining. it's raining a little tiny bit. i told you it would. is... oh dear. just gonna get my jumper. do you want your jumper? do you want your jumper, lara? do you want your jumper, lara? yes or no? do you want it on? no. yeah. amy it's dinnertime. amy yes it is. amy right. amy shh. amy shh. amy before we go to grandma's we're gonna hafta hoover the car. why? because it's a bit dirty. we'll go to safeway garage and use the hoover there. is that alright? i've got a hoover. pardon? i've got a hoover. where? where? oh. er shall we find it? we've got a hoover for inside. we haven't got a hoover for the car, have we? i have got a hoover for the car. where? i'll get it. i'll go and get it. okay. do you wanna come with me and amy? no. i'm going to feed amy... i don't think you have really. i have. i've got a green one. you've got a what? i've got a green one for the car. no. that's a pretend hoover for the house. it's not a hoover for the car. do you wanna take your umbrella with us? think it's up in my attic room now. pardon? i will find it. you will find it, will you? yes. don't want my snack. 'cuse me. want a poo. oh. do you? yes. well. go on then. just shout me. shout me when you want me to come up. i won't. why not? i won't forget that. good. i don't wanna . i do wanna. is my here? yeah. what's the matter, amy? amy you're very slow today. amy i'm making little mess in here. pardon? making little mess in here. well. don't make too much of a mess. a mess with what? biscuit or juice? juice. little mess with juice. oh. your dinner. what is she having? she's having spaghetti and sausages and brocolli. i can't see it. well. it's in the bowl. she doesn't really like the spaghetti. no. eat the sausages. amy come on, amy. amy eat the sausages. amy shall i have that one? no. amy's eating the sausages.
no? amy don't you want anything? amy do you want a drink? amy she wants a drink. no. she doesn't. she wants to hold her drink. not quite sure what she's doing. ouch. you're gonna bash your head on that sideboard and it's really gonna hurt. it will if you do it hard. it's hard, isn't it? amy squamy amy squamy her mouth. pardon? really bang my head. can't reach me now. it can't. no. it's a good thing . can't reach me. can't reach lara. can you? can you put your ? can't reach you. put your arm to me. put your arm to me. can't reach. can't reach. can't reach. grr. can't reach, amy. amy can't reach. got her. grr. put your arm out. pardon? put your arm out. put your arm out. put your arm out. p. put your arms out. what do you say? please. oh. ah. she's gone. can you do this one? because this one's poorly. what's the matter? this finger's poorly. i know it is. you can't reach me there. can't reach her, amy. amy i runned away. you ran away. one two three. one two three. ah! you didn't catch me. i don't know. ah! amy's not really bothered about dinner. one. would you like some more, mummy? well. i think since amy's not really bothered shall we go to grandma's? yes. i sing a song. i run very fast. one. one two three. i run really fast. good. one two three. i run really fast. hooray. one two three four. please. right. do you wanna come and get your jumper on? have you finished this snack? no yes? yes. right. it's hard. can you get your jumper on then? come on then. we'll sort that out later. i did sing my song. did you? good. right. a song. i'll go and get some tissues. i know you don't wanna. amy we'll take a banana with us for amy. can i have that banana? no. it's for amy. later. right. you talk to amy while i get er... hello. amy i said. amy are you amy or are you lara? amy i'm lara and you're amy. amy you've got snotty in your mouth. amy snotty in your mouth. amy snotty in your mouth. amy snotty in your mouth. amy got snotty in your mouth. amy right. what've you been doing? i've been doing cheeky cheeky cheek. have you? what's cheeky cheeky cheek? uh oh. oh my goodness. what's... hello. amy uh oh. what's happened? it did go off this plant. it did come off that plant. yes. i can throw it into the bin. okay. it's dirty now. it is dirty. oh. falled down. it did. shall we get amy a toy? do you wanna get amy a toy to play with? hey? watch off. yes. i can take your watch off. think it's breaking. that's why it keeps coming off. are you getting amy a toy? yes. thank you. hello, chickadee.
amy where's the baby in your tummy? what shall we get her? where's the baby in my tummy? yes. where is she? there. yes. she grew up, didn't she? she came out. are we gonna do this jigsaw? alright then. you hafta look at the pictures. alright. you look at the pictures. turn all the pieces over. can you turn all the pieces? i can. yes. that's dolly's. oh. amy amy. amy oh. don't throw it at her. i think she's falling over. look. there. there? there we go. okay. pieces... that goes there. that's right. shall i separate out the top ones from the bottom ones? yes. here are the bottom ones. think these are top ones. isn't mummy clever? being able to tell? right. there we go. do you wanna do the top ones first? go on then. or shall we just muddle them all up? the top ones. alright. where's this go? that one? i think that one goes right at this end over here. i think what you need is jess in the van. no. you don't. tuesday. you want monday. you want... i think you want jess and postman pat. but without jess's face. can you do it there. what? your watch? yes. you keep taking it off. i watched you that time. she keeps taking it off, amy. amy what we need now? we need postman pat and sam. oh. yes. well. that goes there. yes. we need two pieces to go in the middle here. think we need ken down there. yes. that's it. and we need the rest of jess and postman pat there. that's it. right. now. can you stick those two together? alright then. alright then. oh. now what? this one? uhhuh. amy i want . amy do you think we should give her her dinner? her bottle? what do you think 's the matter then? she wants... have a bottle there. now we do the bottom. now the bottom bit. there you go. there you go. i think i'll get amy's bottle 'cause i think she is hungry. that's it. what shall we need now? er. which one? this one? i think we need jess with a ball of wool. she was hungry. look. lara? this one? that's right. no. it doesn't turn over. i don't like this. you don't like major forbes? no. oh dear. which one now, mum? which one do we need? i think it's behind you. there we go. can we do it again? this one? when amy's finished her bottle i'll do it again. no. alright then. come here then. let's do it. there. now what? we put this one over here, shall we? yes. okay. looking at the picture. we wanna look the picture. we wanna look at the pictures? what we need now? er. another jigsaw or something else? another jigsaw. okay. is this another jigsaw? is this jigsaw? sort of. yes. it's a letter match. you've gotta find the letters. it's
quite difficult. shall mummy find the letters you know? here's all the letters. alright. one. for you. one for you, baby. uhhuh. you baby. uhhuh. can you do all the rest for me? well. yes. you don't really need those ones. what you need is all these bits. you know what these are? yes. tell me what they are then. letters. yes. is . what can you see on the pictures? a hand. a hand. octopus. octopus. flower. no. i think that's sposta be the sun. rainbow. no. it's a watch. like your watch, look. oh. well. i can't tell you what they are now, can i? right. find me some annie apples then. impy ink. impy ink. do you like my bobble? i do like your bobble. i wish you'd keep it in like that more often . er. what are they? fishys. fishys. oops. look. that says octopus. which is to go there? which is to go there at the top? er. i can't remember what the letter is. hang on. oh. now. let's find an o. there. that one goes there. thank you. yes. this? that's right. that's an umbrella. that. can you do... uppy umbrella. look. can you can you my watch up? yes. amy's got cold feet. come here then. er. come here then. do you like this game or not? yes. good. bit nearer. oh. ooh. oh. are we having a cuddle? oh. no. uhoh. what happened? need my other watch. well. shall i mend this one? yes? okay. i'll get some sellotape. you just lie down. amy oh. you don't go in that drawer, lara. i found something. that was naughty. come on. where's the watch? it's here. hello, chubby chops. amy please can i have some? no. please? well. in a minute. let me just mend your watch first. there you go. what's the matter, amy? amy there. can i have some now? some what? sellotape? okay. there you go. thanks. this bit. amy need some more sellotape. no. you don't. look. i know. but it's not a toy, sellotape, is it? you're not sposta play with it. look. yes. i know. well we're playing a different game, aren't we? you're not playing with the sellotape. i wanna. right. what animals have we got? do you know what that is? i don't know what that is, you know? there's a ring. that's a volcano. that's... there's the letter vase of violets. oh. what's that? what is it? you tell me. pardon? you tell me. you know what that one is? what that letter is? i don't know. yes. you do. c. look. it's a ladder. oh. what's that? apple. apple. what's this? what letter does that word begin with? er. annie apple. annie apple. and that says apple. now we needta find a... annie apple. that's right. now we needta find an annie apple on its own. oh. look. that's an elephant. that means there's a picture of an elephant somewhere. oh.
annie apple. annie apple. can you find me a cup? a picture of a cup? oh. look. do you know what cup starts with? yes. what's that letter. er. clever cat. clever cat. where was the clever cat we had then? look. we've got annie apple and clever cat. we've done those two. do you know what that is? eddy elephant. so now we needta find a picture of an elephant. oh. what's that? eddy elephant. eddy elephant. what's that word? there's the word elephant. starts with eddy elephant. oh. bye bye. isn't it? do you wanna put this back and get another one that's easier? can you pick one? pick . oh. right then. i won't. no. not if you're gonna be silly. yes. are you? right. i'm not gonna be silly. pardon? i'm not gonna be silly. give me your watch then and i'll put it on. ouch. sorry. oh. i do look pretty. pardon? do i look pretty? you do look pretty. this got on it. i know it has. let's get something else out. do you wanna do another jigsaw? yes. jigsaw. why don't you get your animal jigsaw then? jigsaw. i need more jigsaw. well. get your animal jigsaw then. i need more jigsaw. is the cakes ready? not yet. er. can i go and see? yes. can i go and check. what about those two left? right. pass me that one. i think these can go in the bin really 'cause we don't need them anymore. they are ready. are they? yes. but they're not... they are ready. yes. but they're not cool yet. they are cool. are they? feel. alright. well. put them back. we'll feed amy and then we'll ice them. no. we will ice them now. no. put it back. no! put it back. no. or do you want me to put them away and not ice them? shall i just throw them away? right. then. put it back then please. right. we'll give amy her dinner first. no. and then we'll ice the cakes. can you do it? not again. has it come off again? has it broken? yes. mummy mended it though. no. lara mend it. no. mummy mended it. no. lara. no. mummy. no. mummy. alright. lara mended it. can i write on here? have. it's come off again. that's ridiculous. come here. let me put it back on again. come here. come here. you come here. come here. you come here. you come here. you come here. you come here. you come here. oh. alright then. i give in. are you writing on my paper? yes. are you? yes. amy wants her dinner. i know she does. and i'm cooking it. is the biscuits ready? is the what? is the biscuits ready? is the biscuits ready? yes. but we'll hafta wait for after amy's had her dinner, don't we? why have you got pen on your nose? we'll wash it later. we will, will we? we'll wash
it later, will we? will we? i'm making little bird. and again. not again. yes, again. not again. yes, again. ouch. pardon? is my drawing finished? yes. well. don't draw on me. thank you. oh. no. what happened? i think it's a bit of a silly watch, isn't it? yes. shall we leave it off? i need a other one. okay. i'll get that in a minute. i'm tired. oh. amy's dinner's ready. amy r. amy what's she done? look, lara. she's taken her bib off. look. have you taken your bib off? amy have you? amy that's naughty. amy give it to me. amy lara. you're not talking words. talk properly. right. lara. can you make sure that amy doesn't take her bib off please? no. no, you can't? or no, she won't? dinner time. dinner time. do you want me to do your hair? do you want me to do your hair again? yes. pardon? and the bobble. yes... yes what? and the bobble. yes. but yes what? yes please. come here. turn around. i can't do it... have you got the bobble? lara. i can't do it. that's it. there. all done. it's very hot, amy. amy shall we go for a walk later? yes. don't put your foot on that. you'll break it. and spend up all your pocket money? yes. what're you gonna buy? sweeties. sweeties? yes. hey. no. say sorry. lara! what. what do you say? amy r. amy lara's going to go and sit on the stairs. amy 'cause she's been naughty. amy 'cause she doesn't say sorry. amy sorry. thank you. don't hit me with your feet. amy can you turn my tights around? well. if you ask nicely. please. there. is it hot? no. it's alright now. it's not too hot now. oh. look. amy's got some on her nose. i know. get in her mouth. has it gone now? oh. er. yes. oh. lara. you're falling off. you're hurting my leg now. ooh. all fall down. all fally downy. ally fally downy. ally fally ally downy. do it then. baby. baby one. look. he's running away. he is running away. why is he running away? he forgot his dummy. did he? yeah. silly. now he's got his dummy. has he? got his bottle, hasn't he? he must be a baby. he's got his dummy now. what's that? i don't know what that is. that's a bib. that's his bib. like amy's. look. is it my ? yes. is he crying? yes. he is crying. why is he crying? he's happy. yeah. i think he was crying 'cause he didn't have his teddy. he's got his teddy. he has now. oh. no. amy ally fally down. maybe he's just tired. maybe. do you think he's just tired? amy's not tired. no. not amy. the baby in the book. which? which one? well. they're all the same baby. it's just different pictures of the same baby. do you see? yes. he's crying.
he's wants his dummy. oh. find the picture of where he's got his dummy then. it's all done. he's got his dummy. oh good. it's all done. there. amy's finished. what? pardon? you shut the door. alright then. do you wanna put your jumper on? no. well. i think we'll hafta move this back. if amy's going in the baby bouncer. because she needs a lot of room. shall i help you do it? yes please. i've done this one. thank you. i've done that one. you to me. what's the matter? don't want my hairband in. okay. amy do you think she says yes? yes. do you think we hafta wipe your face? i think we do. yes. but you've got pen on your nose. i'm going to wipe your face when amy's in here. i hope she doesn't vomit. i'll have this. wait a minute. i'm doing it. right. pardon you. don't you copy her. that's rude. rude. right. ah. this is difficult. you're in. ready... oh. it's a bit high. er. you're just hanging there, amy. amy look. amy alright. amy let's make it a bit lower. amy there we go. amy that's better, isn't it? amy there. amy i wanna sit on your knee. okay. hafta move back a bit so she can bounce. ready. when i'm a little baby did i go in this baby bouncer? you did. you did useta go in the baby bouncer. oh. no. we don't push her because it hurts her toes. look. shall we do row row the boat? row row the boat? yeah. let me just put her a bit lower down. 'cause it doesn't look as though she can bounce properly. that's better, isn't it? shall we do row row row? wait a minute. you do this. don't pull me off legs, right? pardon? you don't pull... oh right. shut door. what're you doing? what's the matter? is your hair coming out? yes. do you want me to take it out? no. do you want me to do it again? yes. okay. shut door. shall i get a hairbrush and do it properly? shall we get more dadaw's hairbrush? shut door straight away. do you want me to go and get the hairbrush? shut door straight away. well. i have shut the door. but shall i go and get the hairbrush and then shut the door straight away? yes. okay. get coldy. you'll get cold? the lions will get you. going get cold. can you shut door? oh. god. alright. oh. please, mummy. please. well. you lock the back door then. no. i want shut... yes. but i wanna lock the back door because otherwise we won't be able to tell if anybody comes. can you shut the door? there. right. let's get your hair brushed properly then. amy. you've turned 'round. oh. dear. she's a bit lopsided. there you go, sweetheart. right. can you shut the door? it is shut. ouch. oh. sorry. oh. sorry. oh.
did i hurt you? i won't do it again. i'll be gentle. you hurt my head. did i? it's 'cause of the small handle on this brush. it's a bit... it's not as soft as your brush. but i can't be bothered to go upstairs and get your brush. hurts. does it? amy. you've turned 'round again. come here. we're here. right. let's do lara's hair then. sit up. lara don't wanna be tortoise. you're gonna be a tortoise? no. i'm just... well. i can't do your hair like that. i want cuddle. you want cuddle? can i do your hair now? turn 'round. not turn round. well. i can't do it like that. let me. i wanna put your bobble in. let me do your hair. oh. ouch. it's not a very nice brush, is it? ouch. alright. that's enough. no. that's enough. do amy's hair. oh. she hasn't got any. alright. no. ouch. right. that's enough. my turn. let's put your bobble in first. my turn. no. you've had your turn. help, amy. help. alright then. well. let me take the bobble out first. then you can go 'round the back and brush it. and brush it down. not up. no. down. towards the floor. no. alright. you're not doing it if you're gonna do it like that. thank you. does it hurt you? yes. that's better. can i put your bobble in? can i put your bobble in afterwards? my bobble in? can i put your bobble in your hair afterwards? yeah. thank you. you've got your bobble in. have i? i think it fell out. come on then. let me do your bobble. i don't think i've brushed my hair today. she's being a bit of a slob. where's... oh. oh no. i've got it. oh. where's the hairbrush? right. lean forward. no. not like that. like that. no. your hair looks ever so pretty. put a nice pretty bobble in it. shall we? i wanna sit in your knee. yes. well. i can't do anything unless you stop moving. stop. nearly done it. oh my god. i've lost the bobble! oh. there it is. oh. one. two. three. come on. get up. right. hooray! hooray! you don't... don't you lean on it. lara. i think you're leaning on that too much. not. you are. i can see it wobbling. that's it. amy likes that. no. she doesn't like that. do you? amy whee whee. gently. that's it. look. yeah! look. gently, lara. you're doing it too hard. that's better. look. yes. i know. look at her. she's bouncing. gently. i'm swinging 'round. bounce her up and down. not swing her. 'cause you're not sposta swing her. that's enough. she'll vomit. lara. she'll vomit. if she vomits on your pretty dress it'll be your fault. amy's looking the other way. she is now. shall we play with the farm? with the farm? okay. house. where's the chicken? the what? where's the chicken? don't know what you
mean. the chicken? yes. well. it's probably in your box of animals. let me get him. amy. amy don't eat the baby bouncer. amy and the ? huh? chicken. moo. moo. is he eating my leg? yes. cluck. he is there. he isn't there. moo. he's going in there. see. what about the squirrel? squirrel? cock a doodle doo. it's morning! oh. the tractor. fireplace. okay. have you pour them out? yes. i have. why? so we can see them. i wanna... okay. horsie. i'm gonna make a field for horsie. i'm gonna make a field for the horsie. horsie. shall we give amy one of the animals? yes. which animal shall we give amy? er. that's a car. no. an animal. not a car. don't give amy a car. how about a baby animal? say a baby sheep? yes? amy. amy would you like an animal? amy amy can have one of my toys. thank you. which go here? what goes there? on here. pardon? what goes on here? here. oh. oh! what did you say? what goes on here? say it again. it's on the tape. i think amy likes that lamb. look. shall we have this as the pond today? yes. oh. and the panda baby. woods? yes. he goes with the squirrel. he go with squirrel? well. yes. he go with the squirrel? he does on our farm, doesn't he? there you go, panda bear. panda bear. oh. alright. yes. by squirrel. hello panda bear. can i come next to you? course you can't. course he can't? why not? you can go in there. he can go in the woods as well 'cause the squirrel's up in the trees. and the panda's on the ground. he is on the trees now. oh yes. do you wanna put a tree in the woods to symbolize the wood? yes. okay. if you get it with both hands, amy you'd be able to chew it. amy there. amy right. like that. right. where's all the horses? there's one horse and a donkey. there's another one. where's the other horse? he's in here. is he? oh. yes. i'm going in here. amy bite my sheep. see. well. she hasn't got any teeth so she just sucked it. naughty, amy. no. we told her she could. amy didn't told. i told her that she could have it. you said she could have it. little piggy go in the pond. in the pond? well how about the mud at the side of the pond because little piggies like mud. no. hippo goes in the wood? have we got a hippo? no. right, well. put the other piggies in there as well. no. i've got daddy pig. that's daddy pig. i've got daddy pig. he's a little baby. he lies down. okay. hippo goes in there. we haven't got a hippo. would you like a hippo? shall we buy one? what else have we got? we've got moo. moo. well. they don't go
in the mud. those cows go in the field with lots of yummy grass. he's in mud. it's mud mud glorious mud. not mud mud mud. bouncy amy. amy amy. amy amy. amy. amy bounce. amy that's it. amy bouncy bouncy. amy moo. i'm on a hill. moo. shall i come down? yes. moo. yeah! it's like a slide. it's like a slide. lions coming. lions coming! grrh. i wanna go down the slide too. oo. he's crying. he's crying, is he? yeah. you'll hafta pick him up and give him a kiss. can you pick him up? why don't you pick him up? why don't you pick him up? 'cause you're nearer. 'cause i'm not nearer now. oh. well. you're not now you've moved away. no. you're not. shall i pick him up? oh. poor lion. never mind. we'll kiss it better, won't we? lara's going to kiss it better too. grrh. kiss. oh. look at that big mouth. look at that tongue. he's got a big tongue, hasn't he? big teeth. look. and he goes grrh. i'm going to eat you all up. grrh. oh. go away, lion. alright then. he's going to sulk in the corner. lion! yes? if you say we have some chips? pardon? please can we have some chips from the chip shop? alright. do you want me to get them? okay. chips please? thank you. here you are. what do you say? thank you. you're welcome. he goes sleep? bounce. amy is he going home? yes. he's going to sulk in the corner again. oh! kiss? yes. oh. hooray. can he have some more of my chips? yum yum yum. i have some more my chips. thank you. do you wanna go in there, lion? oh. er. okay. perhaps i'll eat a couple of horses while i'm in there. amy you're too big. i'm not. look. you go in here. oh. i think i'm too big to go in there. look. i can eat these horses and cows. i think he's too big... oh no. there we go. lies down. night night. night night. where's a baby lion? there. grrh. please can we have some chips? oh. alright then. can you... please can you buy some chips? pick some chips up? oh. lion? okay. do you want some sausage as well? yes. okay. chips and sausage please. thank you. here you are. you're going to get fat. eating all these chips. you're going to get fat. i'm going leave some for later. okay. is he going to go home? he is. i'm going back to my home. can you put me in the farm please? amy? amy amy look. mud mud glorious mud. mud mud glorious mud. oh. lara's falling over. lady? is this the lady? yes. why? why what? where's the lady going? she's going to the shops. to buy some brocolli. and more chips? chips? more chips? more chips, amy. amy sorry. please can we have some chips? yes. which .
he's been in the chips. oh. she. yes. mud mud. what you doing? just feeling my hair. this bit's coming out. look. are you gonna put your bobble in? okay. there. eat it like this. let amy eat it like this. you eat it like that, amy. she doesn't eat it. she just chews it, doesn't she? i've throwned it. where did you throwned it? can you get it please? you don't throw amy's toys away. that's not nice. amy did thrown mine. no. she didn't. lara. go and get amy's toy please. he's got it. thank you, giraffe. now she's trying to eat the giraffe. are you eating the giraffe? no. that's not very nice, is it? why doesn't he go over there and eat the trees? that's what giraffes eat. they eat leaves. he goes in the mud. does he? i think he goes in the woods. think he goes in the mud. the million dollar question is where does the dinosaur go? er. in the woods. in the woods. no. in the pond. in the pond. with the cow. dinosaur swim then? yes. he bit my finger. yum yum yum. you go in the pond, dinosaur. alright then. jump. jump, dinosaur. oh. what happened? dinosaur. dinosaur . amy pretty dress. is he telling you pretty dress? he is. look. he's gonna have a lie down. okay. i'm tired. amy he had a lie down. he has stand up. where's the pig? can i have some more hippos? i want some hippos. you want some hippos? yes. well. shall we get you some for your birthday? can you get some yours, mum? oh. my toys are in the car. daddy took them to work. silly daddy. isn't he silly? when daddy comes home you'll hafta say daddy you're silly, won't you? yeah. yes. you hafta go . what? i can't hear you? that's complete rubbish you're talking again. that doesn't mean anything. what do you wanna do? oh. ouch. oh. my goodness. ouch. ouch. i wanna play farm. we are playing farm. what else are we gonna have on this farm? he goes . i'm a gorilla. you go in the mud. in the mud? there's a lot of animals in the mud today. here's some giraffes and gorillas. gorillas. cows and dinosaurs in the pond. very strange farm. is this my penguin? that is your penguin. yes. with a baby penguin. you'll find it soon. shall i find it soon? yes please. go on then. i needta see a wicked fairy. yes. where's the wicked fairy? know where wicked fairy is? no. i don't know. he's just there. oh yes. there's pricked her finger. oh. hello, pricked her finger. what happens then? she falls asleep. she falls asleep. that all done. let me have some duvet. are you lying on froggie? no. it's alright. froggie's lying beside me. over there. oh. ow. i don't know words. you don't know the words? after all those years the prince
came and saw three women. what's inside this forest he asks. no one knows. but no one has ever tried to go in. then i will try said the prince. big big dragon. a big big dragon. he's scary. is he? yes. oh dear. but the prince was very brave. he charged the dragon. killed the dragon. well. we've missed killed the dragon. it's on this page. what's that? that's prince's sword. which one? which one? the magic sword that the fairies gave him. fairies give him? yes. that's right. he kissed . can't see end of this story. you can't see the end of... what shall we read now then? can you find one for me? shall we read the prince and the pauper? this one? with mickey mouse? or shall we read one you know? you know. do we wanna read dalmatians? yes. alright then. are you gonna read it to me? you read it to me. okay. i keep an eye on froggie? you keep an eye on froggie. and your duvet. and your pillow. right. here we go. what's on this page? dalmatian puppies. with... mummy. daddy. pongo. and mummy. purdy. who're they? and they're going for a walk. are you tired? no. you are. i'm not. you are. i'm not. you are. i'm not. you are. i'm not. you are. i'm not. you are. i'm not. you are. i'm not. okay. what's happening here then? i don't know. yes. you do. tell mummy. i don't know. what's happening on this page? on that page? who are they? horace and jasper. and they steal the puppies. and when pongo and purdy wake up the basket's empty. puppies have gone. they send a message to the other dogs. and all the dogs and cats . don't they? and... my froggie. froggie. are you turning light on? yes. can you turn it on? the light is on. so they go to the house. and they see all the puppies. and they're going to sell them to the circus. what they gonna do? they're peeping in at the window. what they doing? what are they going to do? what they going to do? what are they gonna do? are they dangerous? no. they're nice. i do like horses. i don't like doggies and i do like cats. why don't you like the doggies? no. i don't like doggies. why not? no. i want read another one. which one shall we read? um cat in the hat. okay. cat in the hat. why did you take your knickers off? go on then. you read cat... you read it. the sun did not shine it was too wet to play. so we sat in the house all that cold cold wet day. i sat there with sally. we sat there we two. and i said how i wish we had something to do. too wet to go out and too cold to play ball. so we sat in the house. we
did nothing at all. so all we could do. who's here? nobody. what's that funny noise? do you want me to check? mhm. what's that? just the washing machine. can you read cat in the hat? yes. let me just write this down. let me just write that. well. let me do it first. can i do it in there? your socks is wet. i know. why... it's because i went out... pardon? why your socks wet? why're your socks wet? why your socks wet? because i went out, didn't i? i want to write something. sorry. 'cause i went outside to see if there was anybody there. and i didn't bother to put my shoes on. did i? we being... are we gonna read cat in the hat then? have you finished writing? not yet. well. hurry up then. can you read story? yes. but give me your pen first. we don't read and write at the same time. let me put this down and we'll read cat in the hat. right. my feet is... where's your duvet? your feet is what? i can't see. don't think we're gonna get through for a walk, lara? we are. i don't think we are. it's nearly time to feed amy. i don't wanna read cat in the hat. i want read winnie ther pooh. winnie ther pooh. i want monday runday. pardon? i want monday runday. you want what? monday runday. monday runday? yes. you just don't know which to choose, do you? ready? yes. monday... runday. runday. tuesday... snooze. snooze day. wednesday... what's wednesday? friday. wednesday. not friday. wednesday. thursday. grrr. grrsday. does he want his mummy? no. he's grring at the cat. no. he's a lion. no. he's a cat. no. he's a lion. he's a stripy cat. no. he's a lion. he's a stripy cat. no. he's a lion. alright. he's a lion. friday... tieday. tieday. saturday... splatterday. splatterday. i'm not in splatter. no. you're not dirty, are you? sunday... bun day. bun day. mm. ow. don't hit it. you eat them. there. they're all eating buns. aren't they? what doing? nothing. just looking at all the doggies. i want read another book. pardon? i want read another book. can't hear a word when you've got your fist in your mouth. i want 'nother book. and i can't do anything until you ask nicely. i want 'nother book please. which book do you want? let me do... we've read that already. let me do. let me do this one. alright. you read it to me. can you keep eye on my doggie? pardon? can you keep eye on my doggie? can i what with your doggie? can you eyeing my doggie? iron your doggie? no. keep an eye on my... keep an eye on your doggie. yes. where's your doggie? your froggie you mean? yes. where is he? there he is. come on, froggie. i'll keep an eye on you. come on, froggie. you keep an eye on
mummy. froggie keep an eye on mummy or mummy keep an eye on froggie? mummy keep an eye on froggie. yes. i thought you got that the wrong way round. i pat him hard. well. don't pat him hard. it'll hurt him. oh. he'll get a headache. no. you can pat him gently. i want pat him hard. no. i'm not gonna let you pat him hard. poor froggie. no. he'll sit over here where he can't be hurt. i'm doing this hurting... no. i'm not gonna let... no. pat him gently. are you gonna pat him gently? no. you're horrid. i'm... i'm not. you'll fall. oh. lara r. mind my tea. i'll pat him now. have you finished patting him hard? think he's probably unconscious now. oh god. he's getting more. no. that's enough. what about this story? story. now. look what you've done. he's fallen off my knee. off. do you want your story? yes please. i don't want this story. i want . well. get another one. no. don't throw. shall we see if there are some books? some more books down here? yes. okay. you hold froggie then. right. there's the lady... down butterfly farm? down butterfly farm. do you wanna read that one? yes. okay. oh no. on butterfly... what about down ladybird lane? what about percy the night train? night train. do you want that one as well? mind my tea, lara. you're treading on it nearly. lara. get off. i want... you want that one? that's percy. no. i don't... you can have two you know. you can have more than one. shall we read going to playgroup as well? yes. come on then. where's going to playgroup gone? here. do you wanna read that one first? yes. who goes to playgroup? lara. right. let me read it to you. okay. they asleep. they all asleep? no. they're not asleep. what are they doing? they're... what's she doing there? i don't know. well. what do you do like that at playgroup? paint. painting. that's right. what they doing? what are they doing? yes. they're drawing. and they're using paints with their fingers. special special finger paints. what they're playing now? there are some puzzles. and some bricks. yes. you want one page or lots of pages? just one. i want lots of pages. alright. you turn lots of pages then. you go away over there. i'm not going away. i'm watching you reading. lara. that's the last page. where's all the children gone? shall we have a look? yes. all the children. i want children. i got a other one these. well. what about on butterfly farm? no. i want one of these. got lots of animals in it, look. one of these. percy the night train? um i'm don't want these books. well. which one do you want then? i want... is sitting on the sofa? yes. don't tread on them please. which one? abc? abc? which one? that one. abc? this
one? mhm. abc of things. abc of things? yes. abc of things. helen oxenby's abc of things. helen oxenby abc of things. are you snuggly? yes. i not. you're not? no. oh dear. we'd better snuggle you in a bit more then. my bum's not. your bum's not snuggled in? there. is that snuggled in? yes. good. are you snuggle in? no. i haven't got any to snuggle in with. i'll snuggle in with lara. shall i? no. you can't. oh. alright then. ow. eagle. no. a cat. oh. annie apple. i can't. no. not with your hands over it. i'll hafta drink my tea instead. you can't see your pictures. i can't. no. you can't see them either though. i can see them. i wanna... i want some of them. them. i want this one. that one? yes. okay. but you'll hafta snuggle in again. yes. are you gonna snuggle in? yes. can you put that for me? snuggle. snuggle. i can't... no. he's not snuggled in. my hand's not... yes well. you need your hands to do the book, don't you? can you read book for me? okay. for many years england had a wise and good king. but he fell ill. and the greedy captain of the guard, captain pete, saw his chance to rob the people. the people suffered terribly and it seemed no one could save the kingdom... my hand is cold. oh. is it? that's 'cause i've turned the heating off. do you wanna put your jumper on? i want put my tights on. alright then. hang on. let me get that. here you are. are you getting cold? yes. sure you don't want your jumper on? no. everybody don't wanna see my bum my leggie. no. everybody doesn't wanna see your bum and your legs. no. your bottom! not your bum. your bottom. my bum. my bum. your bottom. no. my bum. it's your bottom. no. it's my bum. that's nursery, isn't it? who taught you to say bum? was it at nursery? or was it at home? was it elsie grandma? yes. was it elsie grandma taught you to say bum? or was it more dadaw? look. oh know. you'll hafta sit on the sofa and i'll sort them out. there you go. look. what's the matter with it? look here. there. my pram. can you have your... yes. but we hafta put these books away first. no. i want read story. yes. but the books are all over the floor. you won't be able to drive your pram. let's put the books on your table. pass me the dalmatians book and postman pat book please. lara. you're not having your pram until you do it. thank you. bit heavy. thank you. oh. lots of them. thank you. oh. that's better, isn't it? oops. oh. right. rosie. right. can i put the bouncer away now then? yes. good. where's rosie? here they are. they're upstairs. i'll get them. i was gonna wash
them but i haven't yet so you can plan. have you washed them? no. they're in the washing pile but i haven't done them yet. so you can play with them. jump. rosie jump really high. jump. we fall down. jump. no. jump. shall we skip? here. put my shoes on. here we are. can you put these on? come in here and i'll put them on. lara. you come here. no. you come here please. no. you come here. hang on then. right. you sit down there and i'll put your shoe on. there. here's rosie. can you put my bobble in? your bobble? okay. can you do my shoelace for me? hang on. you haven't done this one. sorry. i did do it. there. can i bring rosie in this place? where're you going? we going for a walk. are we? what? a real walk or a pretend walk. real walk. with her pram. do you wanna go for a walk? walk with my pram. with my pram. well. we can't go with your pram 'cause i've gotta take amy in the pram. and i won't be able to help push your pram. no. i got to push your pram. if you leave your pram here we can go to the shop and buy you some sweeties with your pocket money. but i don't think i can take you and amy with your pram. no. i . i want bring rosie. you could put them in your baby carrier. baby carrier? yes. can you put her in baby carrier? do you wanna take her in your baby carrier to the shop? can you put her in baby carrier? yes. are you gonna carry her? you carry her. no. i'm not carrying her. if you want her to come with us you can carry her with your baby carrier. no. i wanna carry her like this with arms. alright then. let me just finish my tea. he's gonna lie in the pram. well. put her in the pram until we go. i'm . do you want come with us? um no. i'll stay here. can you buy me some potatoes from the shop please? no. i want some sweeties. well. we'll get some sweeties when we go to the real shop. no. i'm going to pretend shop. you wanna give me this? for the pretend shop? let's play in here for a minute. i wanna go for shop anyway. shall i put your postman pat jigsaw away? no. don't wanna. we at shop now. am i the lady? yes. hello. what would you like to buy? some sweeties. pardon? sweeties. some sweeties. what sort? chocolate or... sweeties. okay. have some sweeties. you pick what you want. i've got some sweeties. that'll be one pound twenty please. it's in my pocket. okay. thank you. here's your change. you can in here. oh. you want me to put it in your pram? oh. it's a bit unconventional. i don't usually come
out from behind the counter. there you go. oh. lovely baby. what's her name? amy. amy? yes. that's a lovely name. is she asleep? yes. is she? yes. oh. what's your name? lara r. lara r? hello, lara r. what's my name? no. we going have one froggie from the shop. okay. what's your name? what's my name? mummy pudding. pardon? mummy pudding. mummy pudding? yes. or mummy r? mummy r? mummy r. that's right. amy no no no no no. right then. what're we going to play? i'm going to build a big red tower. i have that. can i have some red ones? no. please? no. please. i like red ones. do you? i'm making a big red tower. mummy. oh. look. penguin's on top of the tower. oh. build that. pardon? that block. block. what? how do you ask nicely? please i have. thank you. you're welcome. thank you. is amy gonna sit down? amy can't sit, can she? she hasta lie. i use to lie. you've got your one there. lie in bed. pardon? i useta lie in bed. you still do lie in bed when you're asleep. i need one piece. where's the monkey? oh there. i . i want red. you want red? mummy. give me the red. here's the red. thank you. welcome. look. i've got all the animals. look, lara. i've got all the animals. look. what you done? i've got all the animals. oh. mine. three other men as well? why don't i put them on the car? there. vroom. this bit. shall we have those two please? which colors? just those two. the white one and the green one? and the blue one. and the blue one and the yellow one? what's that? oh dear. oh dear. oh. oh deary deary me. do you want road? do you want me to build a road? i do a road. alright then. let me do a road. you build a road. me do a road. go on then. me do a road. go on then. can i do a bridge? yes. can i? no. no? no. why not? oh. mummy? what you gonna do? i'm building a bridge. made it i can see? yes. i'll go in. i think the car's a bit big. hang on a minute. oh. it broke. broke. do it like that. there. amy. amy look. amy's turning over. she's going onto her side. there. now your car can go through. oh. hello. amy oh no. it's stuck against mummy's knee. hello. amy hello. amy there we go. wee. i found a cock a doodle doo. it's on that cushion. look. no. on the floor. do you wanna put it in the jigsaw box? oh well. put it in a jigsaw . there. amy's looking at you, lara. hello. amy hello. amy hello. amy wee! oh. amy it hurt my foot. what did? want cuddle. can you do that? oh, lara. i told you. i think we'll hafta
wait for daddy. hey. i'm doing it. bit squished. there. clever mummy. let me tie it up. have done my balloon? i have. i've got 'nother balloon. that's yours. you've got a pink one. oh thank you. that bit. this is ours, amy, look. blablablablabl. balloon! what color's your balloon? bab bab. bab bab. bang. oh. not so loud, lara. i want... bang. lara. i said not so loud please. bang. not so loud. bang. that's better. bang. no. bang. pardon? balabell. ballabel? balabell. you bang. are we playing with these toys or should we put them away? oh. monkey sit on there. he doesn't sit down, i don't think. let me have a look. i don't think he'll sit. oh no. no. he won't sit. he'll hafta stand up like that. let me go and get amy something to play with. monkey can go there! a bridge. i broke your bridge. you broke my what? my bridge? yes. here you are, amy. amy have a rattle. amy there. amy and you go rattle rattle rattle. amy yes. amy is that fun? amy what's this? that's er amy's caterpillar. put that in her hand. no. that's too big to go in her hand. that just goes... woo. no. i didn't do it like that, did i? ouch. what's the matter, whingebag? the aminals. animals. it's the aminals. animals. aminals. animals. say animal. aminals. no. not animal. animal. aminal. what're you doing with your arm? get your arm out stretch it. oh. sit there and i'll bring the animals. right. who's this? lion. no. don't pull it. you'll stretch it. tiger. tiger. that's baby tiger. giraffe. penguin. elephant. penguin. whale. whale. where's the big whale? is it lost? stand up. you do it. stand up. sit there. stand up. fell over. little . this is mummy. mummy. there he is. there's mummy. sit down. aminal. animals. aminals. animals. aminals. er bring those back here. don't throw toys. that's naughty, isn't it? i think we're going... you like to play... i think we're gonna put these away because you're not playing properly. i'm playing. no. you're not playing properly. let's put them away. i'm playing. well. you keep throwing them around. so you obviously don't wanna play properly with them. no no no. no. are you going to play properly? yes. right. what do you want me to do? do bricks. can you bring me some bricks please? bring me some bricks then. we hafta make a bridge first. i hafta make a bridge. yes. so can you bring me all those bricks? i need some bricks to make a bridge. thank you. there. thank you. banana banana who eats bananas? banana banana who do we have in our zoo that eats bananas? yes. do you know? who eats bananas? monkeys eat bananas. shall we give the monkey a banana? there. there. there you go, monkey. there's your banana. right. let's make a field. for all these animals. where's another fence? right.
no. you . oh. oh no. oh no. bridge fell down. oh no. i don't wanna make a bridge. don't you? we're gonna put the animals in this field. hafta put the tiger out here because he's not allowed in a field. wee wee! tiger's not allowed in the same field as the others 'cause he'll eat them. you lost your rattle, amy. amy here you are. amy better get them out. elephant's gonna charge. woo! biscuit. yum yum yum. biscuit. yum yum yum. biscuit. yum yum yum. no. no. no. shh. no, elephant. alright alright. they'll cry. alright then. they'll cry. cry and cry and cry. it's behind you. where's that gone? behind you. there. be gentle. i am being gentle. i'm always gentle. what're you doing? it's play doh. play with... no. what's gonna be on there? what's gonna be on now? i think lara's going to be on there. if you don't touch. don't touch. if we have a look at the toys we can tidy up these toys. lara. you don't get... if we're not playing with these. er excuse me. let's tidy these up first. you're not playing with mummy's toys unless you're good with them. if you're not playing with them they're going away. don't you dare throw that! thank you. lara. put it here. can you get the red one from over there? can you? please? alright. well. in a minute you can go and get that red one. you take that red one. you can go and take that red one. go on then. get them all in. oh. you missed, you great big sausage. and the others please. these ones. gently. that's not gently. thank you. that's not gently either. that's it. you're not playing with them again. come on then. come on. i read book. you read book. yes. amy where's my pen? oh look. there's a caterpillar like amy's. oh, toys. there's a garage like yours. look at garage. that's there. oh. you've got a top like that. there's alice. is that alice? looks a bit like alice, doesn't it? i don't think it is alice. let me have a look. see if it is alice. i looks a lot lot lot like alice. i don't think it is though. are you gonna put another page? more babies. all baby toys. lots of baby toys, isn't there? oh. this is better. children's toys. postman pat. postman pat. budge up a bit. i can't really see it. that's it. what's on there? i tell you. you what? i tell you. you tell me? what's that. postman pat jigsaw. look. there's barbie. i get this one. these are nice toys. they are, aren't they? yes. oh. i broke something. no. you haven't. not broken. not yet anyway. look. pajamas. yes. they are nice clothes. ouch. do you wanna look at this one? i don't think so. i think that's chocolate. you can have a look. i sit on knee? what's that?
sit on there. look at this big podgy tummy. look at it. it's big and podgy. alright. you read it to me. there's nothing to read. there's no writing. just pictures. yes. amy just pictures. amy read that. no writing. just pictures. look. those are chocolate teddies and a chocolate father christmas. chocolate snowman and a chocolate duck for some very obscure reason. jakethe drake. mhm. oh . look. there's some chocolates in a shape of a banana. can i have some chocolate? you can have some at christmas if you want. i want crisp. no. there aren't any crisps. there aren't any. are there, amy? amy there aren't any crisps. do you know what? daddy ate them all last night. was that naughty of him? what? daddy ate all the crisps last night. that was naughty of him, wasn't it? come and have a... oh blimey. you're a lump. shall we have a look at some more chocolate? or shall we have a different one? jess? where? there there there there! oh yes. jigsaw. jigsaw. we can do that jigsaw if you want. think you're getting tired, aren't you? i can see tots tv. tilly tom and tiny woo! amy thank you. you hafta share. i wanna share. yes. i thought you were giving it to me. oh. all the bits've come out look. do you wanna come and sit in the dining room? no. i wanna stay here. wanna sit... i'm perfectly happy where i am. balloon. who gave you that balloon? who gave it to you? where did we go this afternoon? where did you go where we played and you had some cake? balloon. lara? where did we go? abi's party. and who was at abi's party? abi. and...? don't do that. you'll break it. who else was at abi's party? listen. who else was at abi's party? t. t. tommy. tom. and who did we go home with? balloon. who did we go home with? balloon. no. who did we go home with? whose car did we go in? don't know. yes. you do. mummy sat next to you. and who sat next to mummy in the back of the car? the other side? georgie. georgie. and jeanette. didn't they? hey? ooh. you hafta be careful. no. i'm taking it away. because you're being silly with it. no. i'm sorry, lara. you don't play with balloons like that. no. you don't play with balloons like that. no. you don't play with like that with balloons. i want green balloon. no. you don't play with balloons like that. you'll break them. won't you? alright. that's enough. what? well. stop... do you wanna get a book? shall we read a book? yes. amy amy yes. read this one? let's read it to amy. i... can't you just sit on it properly? right. no. that way up. no it's this way up. jim's upside down. the books... i can't read the writing. that's the wrong way up. jim's
upside down. that's the way it goes and jim's upside down. and the writing's the wrong way round now. it's upside down, isn't it? yes. because on the first page jim's upside down. he's standing on his hands like this. like that. and that's what jim's doing, isn't it? isn't it? amy yes. it is amy. amy so i'm gonna read the book. but i'll hafta read it this way. look at me. says jim as he stands i'm acrobat jim i can walk on my hands. he skips across ragdoll. gives a great leap. does a back flipflop and lands in a heap. it's my turn. says rosie. as though she had wings. look at me. she call her friends and finishes her dance with a curtsy and bend. there. bdbadbadba. thank you. ouch. ouch. right. get off and sit on me properly. without hurting me. thank you. i've got . postman pat. right. there. that one? are you ready? when the snow is deep on the ground some people cannot cope. but postman pat just gets out his sledge and zooms off down the slope. post and slope? mhm. when the winter ground is hard wild birds need seeds so postman pat takes out a dish and gives them nuts and seeds. put the comma in the wrong place there. if the common is frozen hard pat finds it very nice to quickly get into his skates and glide onto the ice. george has made a snowman. so pat says i suppose we'll use these buttons for his eyes and a carrot for his nose. there. let me get one. right. when it gets to autumn and leaves begin to fall nearly all the trees have no leaves at all. in autumn when crops ripen we are grateful for them all. pat prepares a basket for harvest festival. want balloon. no. on the fifth of november the children have a guy. postman pat stands looking at fireworks in the sky. in autumn pat takes apples. he'll take them on his round. and give to his many friends who likes them he has found. read that one. please. please. pat and jess are in the van starting on their way. collecting a delivering mail will be their work for the day. the vicar is excited. hooray. he's got his book of hymns. so postman pat's delivery has pleased the reverend tims. parcels come in many shapes. round oblong and square. pat checks them in. sorts them out. and handles them with care. today is granny's birthday. she's waiting by the gate. then pat arrives with parcels at exactly half past eight. there. read that one. please. and that one that one that one that one. please. that one please please please please. right. well we . don't... we've read that one already. thank you. bring me that one. this one and this one and this one. we've read them already. no. we've read all those. right. oy. read that
one. we've read that one. so we're not reading them. i'm reading these three. right. at the village summer fete pat stands in the shade. he is in charge of pies and cakes and selling lemonade. no. i've read them. on a nice warm summer's day picnics can be fun. pat and jess spread out their feast and share a currant bun. pat loves to walk in meadows beneath the bright blue sky. kneel among the flowers and watch the butterflies. when the day is really hot pat enjoys an ice. orange is his favorite one but strawberry's also nice. this one. no. we've read that one already. each saturday in summer pat has a game of cricket. he puts on his cap. takes the bat. and prepares to guard his wicket. pat takes tom's model plane and starts to make it fly. it soars among the bright green trees high up in the sky. pat planted some seeds and cares for them. then much to his surprise. he put them in the flower show and found he won first prize. pardon? got a poorly. i know you have. it's only little little little poorly. postman pat loves to fish where the river's deep. he casts his line and sits down and soon he's fast asleep. there. this one. last one. when the winter frost is gone we start another year. spring time sun is warming the ground and new plants soon appear. mrs . to find that pat has bought her a lovely spring bouquet. of all the year's four seasons pat likes spring the best. he loves to see the new and wild birds making nests. on a windy bright march day . he helps her fly her kite. there. all done. amy. amy this one? no. we've read them all now. i'm not reading them again. this one? no. i'm not. we've read them all. i'm not reading any of them now. i'm not reading any of them again. this one. that one. pardon? can i ? yes well. can we put some books away? right. what? well. what do you want? do you want a cuddle? yes. well. say you want a cuddle. mot amy r. amy you're not having that. amy mot time for tubby toast. dad time for tubby toast. i'm not a teletubby. you're not a teletubby? yes. you are. you're po. i'm not. you're dipsy. dipsy whipsy. i'm not. i'm lara s r. amy then mot lara? what? what would you like on your toast, darling? er butter and jam. there's a shocker. mot time for tubby byebye. i'm not teletubby. you are. i'm lara s r. you're lara s r teletubby. no. i'm not a teletubby. have you got a television in your tummy like teletubbies do? no. you have. i'm not. look there. that big red thing is your telly. i can read them. you can read what? going to write the date. there's me. need some more jam. there's
me. i know there's you. and you on there. what are you on? i don't know? you're on the climbing frame. here you are, smelly. there you are, smelly. what do you say? thank you. that's alright. amy's going for your toast, lara. amy's going for what? for lara's toast. what about your breadstick, amy. amy going all over the place. she's aten it all up. has she? aten all up? got some on the other side too. has she? amy. yours is here. i don't think amy's very keen on the garlic breadsticks. ta. ta. she said ta. pardon? she said ta. did she? excellent. okay. well done, amy. what what was the date of mothers day. sixteenth of march? it was the middle of march. there's amy. pardon? there's amy on elsie grandma kitchen. that is amy in elsie grandma kitchen. there's her again. there's her again. yes. there we go. mot all washed up. mot thank you. dad who's that? daddy and amy asleep. daddy and...? there's you, daddy. hooray. look. hang on. let's have a look. oh yes. what am i doing? sleeping. he is. he's asleep. there's a bit of a shocker. hey? and amy's asleep too. mot right. i'm off to the tip. i'll be back in a little while. can i have a kiss? amy? amy say ta. amy ta. amy say ta. amy where is daddy going? ta. amy he's going to the tip to take some things. shall i phone the doctor's first and book an appointment for amy? yes. dad oh, amy, look. amy i'm here. amy look. amy what's this? amy ta. amy shall i get her a rusk as well? dad ta. amy you can do if you wanna. mot see if she'll have it? dad okay. right. back in twenty minutes or so. mot okay. dad i think we better put you in your highchair for your rusk, amy. amy come on, little one. amy shh. amy ta. amy what's the matter, lara? a what on it? oh. mot is sarah in today? er. i think so. why? do you wanna go round later? yes. okay. now. no. not now. she's not in yet. hang on. you forgot that one. just there. i know. well. that one's gone a bit funny. so i'm gonna throw that one away. 'cause it's not a very good one that isn't. 'cause that says . that says march to april nineteen ninety seven. right. let's have a look at these. ugh ugh. go down the slide. that's look like a slide now. a little bit. you alright? look. yes. hey. what? let me lara amy in bath. and amy. and amy in the bath. these are more dadaw photos. think we'll give them back to her. can't see what you're writing. i'm just writing what years they are. what dates. oh look. now. these are old photos. i don't know when they were taken. hafta look at the other ones. mot
is it snowing? yes. well. that's a bit silly. right. i'm off. see you later. is it snowing? yes. do you wanna go and have a look? yes. oh, amy. i think you are ready for bed. i do. i do want have a look. go on then. stand on the chair. or do you wanna go outside? i wanna go outside please. oh. let's get you ready for bed. amy. hey? amy. lara? what? don't go out. it's too cold, isn't it? yes. can you see? there's some snow there. is there? well. fancy it snowing in may. it's not sposta snow when it's nearly summer, is it? it's sposta be summer. what are you going to do? i'm going to change amy's nappie. oh shh. amy and i'm going to get her into her babygro because she's very whingy. it's going to be very very cold. it is cold. mummy mummy mummy. what? okay. amy there. amy i'll get your babygro. amy perhaps she should have a vest as well. i think she should have a vest as well. right. oh, amy. you are a one. mummy? mummy. yes. are we just going to daddy's work? no. we're not going to daddy's work. he's going to the tip. there we go, amy. amy all ready for bed. get your bottle? bottle time for amy mummy. come and see. i will when i've got amy's bottle. what time is it? what time is it? five past five. this is an early bottle, amy. is it half past five? it is half past five. half past one. half past five. no. five o'clock. not half past five or one. oh look at this. pardon? i'm finished. are you? yes. okay. can i have a biscuit? you can have one in a minute. let me just give amy her bottle. i want a cake now. well yes. but you can't reach them yet. you'll hafta wait. where has the cakes gone? they're up at the top there. they're on top of the microwave. i can get them. no. you can't. can. i needta get a chair. okay. i want that chair. mind the photos. i will. mind baby's head. i got them. have you got them? good girl. two cakes left. okay. you can have one of them then. oh. i'll open it. can i have one? yes. i wanna have that one. thank you. i'll have this one. er i think i'm alright actually. mhm. yummy. mum? pardon? blow. is it snowing? er i think it's stopped now. is it cloudy? yes. it's a bit silly, snowing in may, isn't it? nearly your birthday. pardon? nearly your birthday. and it's snowing. how old will you be? er three. that's right. how old are you now? three. no. two and a half. two and a half. well sort of. two and a lot. two and a lot. nearly three. i'm gonna sit in this little gap. you're gonna sit in that
little gap? well. don't sit on amy's hand. i've got a tummyache. have you? you can't eat the rest of your cake. do you want a poo? uhhuh. yes? yes. do you? yes. go on then. do you wanna... i'll step over . no. step round it. do you want mummy to come? yes. okay. yes. okay. er. mum. come on then. daddy pass us the photos and . right. what have we looked at then? mot oh and a big cuddle for amy. amy no you can't play with those. amy you can't play with those. amy no. amy no no no no. amy oh look. there's me. no no no no no. mot oh look. hello, love. amy you're all wrapped up in bed there. look. oh. hee hee. on your bed. is it her old bed or her new bed, mum? her old bed. oh. you can't pinch all the photos, amy. amy can you? amy can you? you're gonna get my hair now. that's good. i should wear a bandage all the time 'cause you can't get my hair. amy look. who's that? do you know who that is? who is it? amy lara under her duvet. look. oh. amy hello. amy that one's amy asleep in her cot. when did amy move into lara's room? i don't know. was it before christmas or after christmas? i don't know. i think it was before, wasn't it? i'm not sure. amy in the bouncer. lara. oh no. amy no. this must be after christmas because amy's got her little things on that she had at christmas. and that's when we went to grandad's house. and that was in january. amy so i think these photos must be january nineteen ninety seven. mot there you go, lara. amy let's have a look at these little ones. oh look. look, caroline. mot look. mot caroline, look. when did i get my hair done? that was the end of january, wasn't it? you're a tinker. amy these must be february. there we go. mot that's better, isn't it? mot oh. i don't think amy's impressed. mot what're you doing there? dad mummy and daddy are tidying away. why? because they're hungry. oh. is it tidy up before dinner time? yes. right. here you are, amy. you put this in the box. can i put it in the box for her? okay. okay. there we go. there you go. there you go. oh. i've got jumping duplo, lara. look. it's jumping around. am afraid it's all gone now. afraid it's gone now. you can leave a couple of bits for amy, lara. no. she's got her toys. clap clap. there you go, amy. dad brush amy's hair. i'm king kong. shorty? what? would you like any bread with your tea? er yeah. how many slices... yes what? er one two three four. four slices please. four slices please. right. i think we'll start with two bits and then we might have
some more if we want some more. mummy? mot do you want some? mot no thank you. i did it. thank you, lara. little bit . look. there's one of your bricks over there that needs to go in your trolley. you needta tidy that away. gonna tidy that away after tidy... do you remember where that goes? yes. it goes beside that box over there. shall i ? just put it there. that's it. can i play with . yes. you can if you wanna. i don't wanna. we're tidying away. alright then. you put that in your trolley. can't find trolley. it's in the front room. oh. a few more. a few more here. need the box. oh. put them in the duplo then. you found your red book this morning, didn't you, lara? pardon? you found your red book this morning. it's tidy away time. well. tidy away. i wanna tidy away. okay. away. where's that tidying away to? i don't think it'll go under there. it will. i don't think it will. it will. will. think it will go here. oh. it's nice. where's the food? where does this go? dad there. tidy this tissue away. tidy that tissue away. tissues when they get tidied away go in the... what's the matter, amy? amy where does this go? that's my brush. that goes on the stairs. you put it on the stairs? no. i'm cooking. i'll put it on the stairs. here. i'll do it. oh look. that goes with your toys. this in the toys. where do you wanna put it? it's broken, look. oh dear. it's just a page come out. shall we mend it? yeah. with sellotape. with sellotape. okay. with sellotape. i'll get the sellotape, mrs nosey. mind your fingers. can i do it? you can help me. yes. you can. where's the other car seat? a one. a two. right. now. hang on a minute. let me show you how we do it to keep it so that it still opens. put that on there. yes? and then... mummy mummy. i wanna play with the sellotape as well. says amy. has amy got some dinner or has she had it? dad she's had her dinner. mot hang on. there, look. there. she mended it. excellent. well done. well done. pardon? something else to mend. who's hungry. hands up. you want me to mend that? who's hungry. amy's hungry i did it. i missed a little bit. clever girl, lara. shall i put a few chips in the bowl for amy? mot yes please. dad don't kick doggy. what's the matter? are you trying to pull it apart? it doesn't come apart. where's your shoes gone, amy r? amy ah. amy needs a tissue. i think lara tidied it away. oh. it's mended. that's fair enough. what? it's probably in your duplo box. where has the end gone? pardon? where has the end gone. where has the end gone? i'll have a
look for it. no. i will. alright. you look for it then. can you have a look for it? yes. here you are then. amy can i do it? i haven't done it yet. are you starting it off now? yes. but i haven't finished starting it off. there. thank you. we need a bit more. who wants lots of pizza? who wants lots of pizza, lara? lara? me. pardon? i don't like any pizza. you do like pizza and you'd better eat it. 'cause you're not just having chips. i just having bread and chips. you're not. no you are not. you are having pizza as well, young lady. can you hold that for me? pardon? i stick this on her head. you stick this on her head. on amy's head? no. the child's... oh dear. i don't think you should put sellotape round people's heads. because it's a bit dangerous. put it round her feet. come home and find amys' feet tied together. mot don't care. dad as long as her head's not sellotaped up. dad oh grandad's forgotten his cagoule. oh no. lara, look. what? grandad's forgotten his cagoule. why? i don't know why. there's no reason why you forget things. you just do. because he's absent minded like mum. i know. i will stick it on here. no. stick it on daddy's bottom. don't stick it on daddy's bottom. no. he doesn't want it on. shall i put it on the gate? oh. alright. there. and this is the last bit. otherwise it'll be wasted. can you for me? pardon? yes. look at amy. that was her tissue. it's gone in the bin. it has, hasn't it? pardon? a bit. only a bit. right. would you like a tray, mum? yes please. i don't know. actually you and lara can have one. right, lara. here's yours. let me bring it over for you. there's lara's. haven't got knife and fork. i shall get you one. there's mummy's. dad thank you. there you go, darling. that's amy's. oh. they're too hot for her? she's touched them and then is looking at them. i did take hers out a bit earlier or some of hers anyway. oh, amy? amy what are you doing? amy shall i cool them down a bit? okay. thank you. there you go. a knife and fork for mother. knife and fork for shorty. there you go. this is mine. do you want some tomato ketchup everybody? it's mine. no. they're too hot, george. is it? lara alright then. well. you have it then. i've got a big knife, look. you have a little knife. i've got a big knife. oh have i... i've got the knives slightly the wrong way round i think. i wanna cut my pizza up. pardon? i wanna cut the pizza up. i've already cut it up for you because i thought it would make it a little bit easier for you. don't kick it away, amy. amy ben's
birthday soon. who's birthday? ben's. who's ben? is he your friend? he lives at nursery. he lives at nursery, does he? no. he's at playgroup, lara. whoops. how old 's ben going to be? amy can i have your knife, lara and you have mine? oh. amy shall i cut it up for you, mummy? no, lara. i don't want you to cut it up please. oh. do you want any tomato ketchup, shorty? no. okay. i don't think amy's very hungry. dad it's not long since she's had her tea you know? mot lovely, lara. thank you. that's great. i'm cutting mummy's pizza up for her. that's good. thank you very much. i've got a big knife and she's only got a little knife. i think that'll do now. thank you. it's ever so well cut up thank you. thank you. i've got a sharper knife. you gave me a sharper knife, didn't you? yes. well. it's not really a sharp knife, is it? it's just a big knife. but it's sharper. i'm a big girl. can i have a drink please? yes. you may. why are you being nice, lara? she's a very good girl. you've been good all afternoon. she's just a little bit tired. are you tired? bath night and hair wash night tonight, isn't it? going to have a chip sandwich. so am i. okay. mot oh. broken. oh dear. you've got a little knife. i have. i've got a big knife. you have. swap knives. no. no? swap forks? no. yes. no. you keep yours. no. you keep yours that i gave you. you wouldn't swap knives with mummy so you're not swapping forks with me. swapping forks. lara. don't play around with dinners please. i want fork. i want that fork alright. here you are. thank you, mummy. thank you, mummy. i sit next to you? course you may. i need a bigger fork. do you? why? 'ecause i can't eat my pizza. do my shoelace up please. okay. lara. don't do it deliberately. last time. right. eat your dinner. young lady. dip dip. oy. cheeky. what are you eating? i nicked something from your plate just like you nicked something from my plate. what did you nick? a chip. chip? mhm. you can. but i don't wanna nick any more. yes you may. thank you, darling. when you were washing i nicked your chips. i know you did. 'cause you weren't quick enough and i saw you. thank you. can i have some of this? bring your plate over here and i'll do it. i'll do it. i'll do it. i'll do it. daddy will do it then. okay. dad you move that so you can get it all over all of your chips. thank you, dad. thank you. has this one got some more? this one has got some more. this one hasn't got some more. they've all got some more, sweetheart. you hafta... alright. they have. you like some on?
no thank you. no? you've got a little fork. i've got a little fork and a big fork now, haven't i? no. i want a big fork like you. put the vinegar down and eat your dinner please, lara. put in middle. away from amy. no. in the middle. well. what if amy gets it? the middle. that's in the middle. there you go. i've got two big forks. i've got big knife and big fork. big plates. too big. pardon me. i've got a big knife. i know you have. amy's eaten her dinner all up. has she? good girl. amy that's a tape box. amy not a chip. amy i don't want any more of mine. quite a lot more. not vinegar. not... mm. yummy. what are you having? garlic breadstick. garlic breadstick? so who did you play with today at playgroup? abi. and? not anybody else. what about ben? come here and do the last five minutes and then we'll go and have a bath. wash your hair. wash amy's hair. okay. mot lara? what? tomorrow? what? after the university fete? yes. would you like to stay at chris's to sleep with mum and daddy? i don't think so. i will go to sarah's house. to sarah's house? sarah's and chris's house. no. sarah next door? no. we're going to sarah and chris's house for bedtime. okay? would you like to do that? yes. okay. can you hold it? amy's turned into a lion again. dad and tomorrow we're going to go and buy a carpet. we're going to go and buy a carpet? we're going to go and look for a carpet. we're going to go and look for a carpet. have you got a tissue? for your new room. tissue for amy. er no. er can you get that sellotape? you want me to get this sellotape off? get more. you can in a minute but daddy's being a bit hassly, lara so you'll hafta wait. tissue for amy now now now now now. mot mot and amy that's enough sellotape i think on the plane. mot and amy we stretched your arms, lara. but you still couldn't reach your telescope. mot can somebody hold my sellotape? hold it. oh sit up. amy oh dear. oh sorry sweetheart. dad can you hold the lady? what are you doing? there. all done? this is for my icecream. is it? you're not having any icecream, lara. lara? yes? you're not having any icecream. you didn't eat your dinner, did you? hey? right then. is it bath time? i did eat my dinner. you didn't. is it bath time? not yet. dad come on then, lara. amy lara? what are you doing? mending door. she's mending the door, mummy. mending door? yes. she's got the little knob off the er... oh, lara. amy can't put it on. i know. it's difficult. would you like daddy to do it? okay. can do... leave it like that. er. perhaps we
won't leave it like that. perhaps mummy will do it. shall i do it? yes. you can. after mummy. after me? after mummy. pardon? there is. well. shall i help you with the little brush? yes please. dad that's it. i'll give it to you and you put it on the little brush. i'm helping mummy do this. good girl. you've been a big help all day, haven't you? there. they're all in that black bit. this hasta go in the bin. does it? yes. because it's dirty. okay. it's dirty. is it? put it all on your dustpan then and put it in the bin. it's wiggly worm. right. look at all this dirt here. she's ever so helpful, dad. i know she is. you were helping me earlier on, weren't you, shorty? mot and amy lara? i'm coming. have you nearly finished? it's dirty. somebody fell over on the floor. amy and mot like this. have you done? is it bathtime? can i have a big brush? i think it's bathtime really. i think we've done really. wanna have a big brush. you don't need a big brush. i do. why? i want the big brush. alright. you can have the big brush. two minutes. want the big brush. what a noisy sister you've got. can we use the little brush? well. we don't really needta lara. you've got all the bits up now. there aren't any bits to get up. there is. look. well. not really. not bits that matter. nobody's perfect. lara. are you a loopy looney tune? kick it. my ball. kick the ball. quick. kick it. this way. hooray. i think we'd better come out of the kitchen now. i think that would be a very good idea, don't you? we don't play in the kitchen, do we, georgie? come on then. come here then. i love that little dress. shut the gates so we can't go in. good girl. dad daddy do it. daddy do what? daddy do this. dumdumdum. what? daddy do what? come on, daddy. dumdum. push the pram. the pram? poor rosie. oh no. look what happens to rosie. look. if i put rosie there. and then i throw the ball here like that. oh. rosie goes for a nose dive. ready? oh. poor rosie. oh. what's daddy doing to you? pardon? lie down. oops a daisy. lie down, rosie. you're poorly. lie down. you're like an old woman, lara. i'm sorry. dad does she want your duvet? it's up here, lara. mot here it is, shorty. does she want some winnie ther pooh socks on as well? no. why not? rosie. lie down. can you sort the pram out? dad if i put her lying down and i'll do it up for you. sar wrapped him . oh dear. where's rosie's face gone? it's there, look. is she hiding? there. boo. this there. it's here. is that what you're going to do to you little baby brother or sister?
smother them. aah. are you going to look after them like that? i'm sure you will. dad put that in your pocket? oh. won't fit. won't fit. i know. is your pocket too big or is the ball too small? too small. you said that the wrong way round. i did, didn't i? mot oops a daisy. poor rosie. oh. poor rosie. aah. cuddle her better. dad dolly over your shoulder. dad no. oh. poor daddy. if i lie like that we can put the duvet over lara and daddy. rosie. dad where's daddy's duvet gone? lara's nicked it and is legging in the opposite direction with it. poor daddy. poor daddy. definitely. are you going to bring it back? not. not. not. oh go on. daddy's cold. shorty! yes. are you going to bring daddy's duvet? well. it's not daddy's duvet really, is it? but we were pretending. what're you doing. get some book. get some book. oh. are we going to read a book? yes. are you going to read it to rosie? dad some duvet. want some duvet please. you want some duvet? shall we sit and read in the duvet? oh. lara's lying down, mum. tell me what you can see, lara. what can you see? want bottle. you want... yes. i know you want a bottle. you always want a bottle. want bottle. what can you see in your book? you can have a bottle at bedtime, sweetheart. want bottle. bedtime, sweetie. yes! do you wanna go to bed? no. well. you can't have a bottle now then, can you? lara. please don't kick daddy. lara. stop it. that hurts. poor daddy. what's this? oh. what've you nicked, lara? daddy duvet. daddy what? daddy's duvet. oh yes. and daddy's spectaculars. can i have them back please? no. um lara. can i have them back please? no, daddy. go to sleep. daddy'll have those back first. daddy. no. lara! put them... are you gonna put them on the coffee table? go on then. you put them on the coffee table. and then come straight back. good bean. mot mine. there. is that better, lara? i've got a little toe. i'm gonna get some toes. oh. no. i'm not. she's legged it. mot lara r. yes. where are you? i'm here. what're you doing? i'm playing ball. okay. do you wanna come in here and play with mummy and daddy? no. lara. come in the dining room. oh. oh. tell you what. you sit on there. big kisses for lara. no . no what? let's play ball. okay. okay. let's play football. okay. mummy daddy play football? okay. mummy daddy play here football? okay. mummy daddy all waking up? you want us to get up and play football? okay. pull me up then. harder. say you get up yourself, mum. 'cause you're far too pregnant to be pulled up. football. yes. let's kick the football. one two... oh. we only gotta two. oh. let's move that out
the way 'cause we need lots of room for our football pitch. ready? oops. dad mummy have that please. mummy have that. have what? mummy have that please. yes. mummy's sitting on it. daddy. yes. no. no mummy want some cushion. right then, shorty. i certainly do. it's football time. ball. lara. come back in here please. i wanna kick it. yes but... we don't kick it in the dining room, do we? in the kitchen. oh yes. oy! i want a go. kick it. no. i'm not kicking it in the kitchen. mummy'll tell me off. come on. out of the kitchen. come and play in the dining room. i'm going in... no. stay in the dining room. stay in here. there's not room in here. in here. no. no. there's not enough room in there. lie on the sofa watch football. you're not lying on the sofa watching anything. bottle. i want bottle. it's not bedtime. i want bottle. if you have a bottle where do you hafta go? to... bed. yes. do you want a bottle? yes. wanna go to bed? yes. okay. come on then. come and say night night to mum. night night. give me a kiss then. up you go. you go to bed. night night. ow. gotta change your nappie for bed. get your nappie changed for bed. look. what? look what's on my fingers. let's have a look what's on your fingers. right. nappie change for bedtime. what's the matter with them? shall we wash them when we get upstairs? lie down then. nappie change for bed. oh. what's the matter? you've gotta have your nappie changed if you wanna go to bed? no. do you wanna go to bed? no. oh. okay then. yes. okay. no. yes. i don't think she can make her mind up. no. okay then. no bottle no bed. we can play. no. look. mot i want go to bed. do you? come and lie down here. do you wanna go to sleep? and it's nappie change time. lie down here. we going on the mat. shall i change your nappie? okay. under here. mot daddy sit under here. daddy what? daddy can't get under there. daddy's too big. it's just a lara size of rug to get under. where's lara gone? oh gosh. there she is. you know that suspect lump in the rug. was that lara? that was lara. the demon dad tickler. no. shall we tickle mummy no. tickle tickle. i'll tickle you back. you're a mischievous little imp. sing baa baa black sheep for daddy. oh lara. not clever. not clever at all. where're you going? i just wanna sit down. you wanna wanna sit down? down the lane. sorry. did i get it wrong? sorry. that's it. straight for the purse. have you got mummy's handbag on? does it hafta go over your head, lara? it does actually. there we are. right then. lara. can you get daddy some money out please?
money. want some money. you want some money. okay. i want some money as well, lara. mummy want some money. that is mummy's money. say. no. it's not, mummy. it's daddy's mummy. it's mummy's. is it? yes. oh sorry. i'm so silly sometimes, mum, aren't i? i want the money. you want the money? mot no! thank you. mot oh nice one. no. daddy gets all the little nuggety sort of ones. get you one. okay. daddy can have that. that's a big one. daddy can have a big one. give the big one to daddy. mot that's a big one, isn't it? daddy can have that one. cheers, love. thank you. nice big two p coin. these horrid little small one pound coins you give to mummy. those are for daddy. mummy's already got one of those one pound coin thingys. hey! all done. i've got a mammoth eight p out of that. i've got a pound. daddy. tell you what, lara. all gone. lara. mummy. lara. get that pound back off mummy. give it to daddy. and mummy can have these two instead. oy! you don't pocket it. give me that pound. have you seen what you've got? yes. what? two old five p-s. bye. bye. mummy coming? bye. see you later, love. mummy coming? where're we going? shop. to the shop? what're we going to buy? some . go on then. let's go to the shop. mummy daddy go to shop. not really. let's just pretend. go to the shop and buy mummy some crisps and some chocolate please. mummy coming? where're we going? chips. chip shop. we're going to the chip shop, are we? what're we going to buy? some chips and sausage. mummy. can't do it. do you want me to do it? can i have that one pound coin back please, dad. sorry? dad mummy's being cruel to daddy. mummy's being cruel to daddy. she's being nasty, isn't she? mummy's being what cruel to daddy? being nasty. mummy's a nasty thing, isn't she, to daddy? dad wanna throw. no. daddy was very naughty. could you... why can't she throw? because you're not sposta throw money about, are you? alright. no. you can't throw. lara. throw it in mummy's purse. mot good shot. thank you. well done, everybody. all done. all done. let's go this. let's go. where're we going? um chip shop. the chip shop. what're we going to buy? um some crisps. crisps? some crisps? what're we going to buy for daddy at the chip shop? a kebab 'bab. a kebab. can you say kebab? who's driving? daddy. daddy. mummy. mummy. yes. what about lara? lara. are you driving? yes. we'll hafta get you some leg extensions so you can reach the pedals. you don't wanna reach the pedals? mummy hold that for minute. hold that for minute, mummy. we go in the car. oh no. not really. just pretend. it's only pretend, lara, isn't it? no. go in car. no. it's only
pretend, shorty. no. go in car. we're not really going to the chip shop. it's just pretend. we've had dinner. lara's a... put that back. one... if i hafta come and get you you're going to bed. thank you. come out of the kitchen. mot wind the bobbin! oh. goodness me. lara tripped over the baby. oh. that's lovely. lara. sing twinkle twinkle little star. shall i sing twinkle twinkle little star? what's that? what is it? that's mummy. what's that? what's mummy got. it's holes in my jumper. oh. are we having a lovely cuddle? what? drink. want drink. what? want drink. you want a drink? i want a lollipop. i want a new car. i want a kiss. i want a new car. i want lots of money. i want lots money. i want the new cov city kit. i want new cov city kit. mot where's rosie? where's rosie gone? where is she? i want a kiss from lara. i want a new cov city kit and a kiss from lara. mot what's that? lara. have you been eating beans tonight? mot mummy go like this. you're doing it perfectly well. i don't hafta do it. lara r. it's for baby not you. lara r. oh no. i get it. oh no. hang on. that could be the man about the work. daddy get it quickly. mummy do it. mot lara. come here please. quickly. no. phone lara. come here. lara. come here. lara. daddy's gotta talk to the man on the phone. daddy's gotta talk to the man. hasn't he? you can have the phone later. oh no no no. shall we get you a bottle then? ready for bed? daddy. pardon? i think that's a bit over reacting. well. stop crying and i'll get you a bottle. okay? stop crying and i'll get your bottle. bottle. want bottle. i know. it's alright. there we go. i tell you what. mot i want a big cuddle. that was the man at daddy's work. you're a little teapot i'm a sprout are you? yes. i'm a sprout, lara. i'm a brussels sprout. dad what's daddy? what's daddy? what's daddy? daddy . yes. it is. isn't it? lara. could you get your feet off daddy's chin please? i meant generally off daddy's face altogether. put those feet away. put them bloody feet away, lass. where's mummy gone? i'm here. pretend we're asleep. ready? dad we're asleep. we're asleep, mummy. are you? yes. shh. dad who's done all these pictures. oh. wowie. you go for the monotones, don't you, lara? you're not one for um lots of different colors. oh. it's a browny colored ones. i want some . okay. mot hello. mot that. what's on phone? who's on the phone? more dadaw. is she? are you having a chat with her? hello. hiya. can't hear. you can't hear? you hafta pretend, lara. just pretend. dad sorry? dad that's the wrong way round, lara. why don't you ring grandma
now? tell her what you did today. ow. are you ringing grandma? say hello. is that grandma? ow. mot oh dear, lara. lara. where's my other bottle gone? your other bottle? i've put it over there. i'll put it in the cupboard, shall i? 'cause it's clean. you want this one as well? yes. why? go in the front room. no. stay here, sweetpea. lara. yes? come and tickle daddy's feet. no. are you coming to tickle daddy's feet? no. you're tired, aren't you? dad a biscuit. let's go. let's go. mummy. mummy lady. mummy. let's go. where're we going? mummy. let's go. mummy. let's go. let's go. oh. i'm not moving. right. where're we going? nursery. going to nursery? yes. come on then. mummy lady. down you go. my lady's gonna go off the ramp. watch. ready steady... more. lara do it. no. mummy one. can you bring it to mummy? again. lara do it. say excuse me. excuse me. out of the way. lara's lady's coming. ready steady... go. do you want wee wee? no. i can do this. do that. you can do that. put it in. put the lady in. mummy. bring it to mummy then. there. one two three go. go. go. oh. pardon? go. now. you've knocked your lady off. no. sposta say where's my car gone? where's my car gone? gently. no. not if you're gonna do that 'cause they break it. here. come up here, lady mummy lady. ready steady... go. there. here, mummy. thank you. up we go. up we go. back to garage. back to the garage? back. i've gotta climb over a mountain. i'm gonna get to the lift first. oh. my lady's coming up. your lady is coming up. excuse me. excuse me, lady. say excuse me, mummy lady. 'cause my coming. my coming. you're coming, are you? go on then. into the lift. the lady's down here. oops. oops. mummy lady come up lift now. okay. oh. they crashed on the slide. ow. say . you go down. is your lady going down? my lady. oops. my lady. daddy's hiding. is he? what's that piece? ready steady go. ow. mummy say up we go. that go down. whee. that go down. okay. this go down mummy lift? wanna go down the slide or go down the lift? mummy lady go down the... say excuse me. excuse me. out of the way, mummy's lady. let lara's lady come down. hello. quick quick. hide. quick quick. hide. now, mummy lady. mummy. mummy lady hide. i'm going to open the door. and go and find out where lara's lady's gone. there she is. you hafta have a lady to close the door. where's my car gone? there. it's shuts now. they all sleeping. shh. oh. oh. oh. don't wake them up. that one waking up. who's waking up? that one waking up. is it? okay. where's my car gone? where's your car gone, lady? here it is. can you see
it? big step. mummy. you've missed the big step. big what? passed the big step. passed the big step? yes. what big step? the big step. oh that? you mean the lady's gotta come over a big step to get out? no. lara's lady come out. she waking up. has she woken up? my lady's still asleep. shh. no. waking up. is she waking up too? yes. up the lift. oh. mummy. oh. i'm not coming over there. i've just come back here. can we play here? it's quieter anyway . okay. excuse me. field. field? going round. it's cold out there. shut the door. it's shut. mummy. what about mummy's lady? mummy lady gone? is she going to go to sleep as well? a poorly. oh. oh. you waking up. are you waking up? yes. who's waking up? lara's lady? this waking up. who's waking up. mummy lady. mummy's lady. door's open, ladies. wake up. there. they've woken up. what about another one? what about the other lady? she's woken up too. they go round in it. where's my lady gone? say where's my car gone? where's my car gone? car. where are you? oh. hello. my car. car's hiding. money mine. it's mine. that's daddy's money. mummy's. that's daddy's. here you are, daddy. i think daddy's asleep. mummy. see? i don't like that. daddy. that's it. daddy. you that. i want some duvet. daddy nicked it. he did. mot i can't get that. okay. what's that? daddy say where's my duvet gone. where's my duvet gone? okay. sit up again then. sit up again and i'll move it. lie down again . mot what's the matter, lara? what's the matter? lara. what's the matter? come down here and play. what's the matter? mot come on. lara. come down here and play. do you want me to help you down? can't get up. you can't get up. do you wanna get down? come and play? shall we find something else to play with? do you want a jigsaw? yes. want jigsaw. pardon? careful or it'll fall on your head. right. what jigsaw do you want? winnie the pooh? no. you want the bricks? sit here. okay. here. that's baby's. that is. give it to baby then. here, baby. it's your bottle here. here's your bottle, baby. the tractor's in here, look. three little men sit on the wall. come on then. put three little men on the wall. mummy. make a field. make a field? yes. mummy say make a field. mummy make a field. i am doing. a big field or a little field? big field. oh. daddy daddy. yes? what're you doing? you look very strange... can i have those bricks over there? there. the ones by your knee that you're looking at. that's it. thank you. see it. what? that's it. do you want some animals to go in the field? yes. that one. here we are. i can't see it. that's 'cause it's in the
box. what animal do you want? a horsie one. a horsie one? a little horsie one . there's the horsie. what's this? there's a big gorilla. oh look. oh. he's monkey. oh. is it monkey? sorry. ooh what's this? what's that? baby horsie. there's another man, look. all the garage people here. what do you want now? this. what animal do you want now? i want giraffe. giraffe? giraffe not fit. he does fit. it's not a full field yet. they're eating. not full field. look. there's some dinner for the giraffe. let's make a nice full tree for the giraffe to eat. there. that's it. do you want a tissue? here you are. blow your nose. no. blow your nose. no. here you are. you do it. lovely. wipe your nose now. yes. lara. daddy. shh. daddy's asleep. yes. daddy's asleep. yes. what other animals do you want? not fit. not fit. he doesn't fit on there. he can stay on the wall. he's eat some grass. is he? what other animals do you want? do you want wee wee? what? what is it? scratch. scratch. lara. do you want a wee wee? pardon? here you are. here you are. who's this? policeman. and who's this? farmer. farmer can talk to the policeman there, look. oh. policeman's drunk. oh. farmer's drunk now. oh. policeman's drunk again. don't you want them to stand up? look. giraffe dinner. in there. field. is he going in the field? say where's my dinner gone? where's my dinner gone? lara's stolen my dinner. what was that? motorbike. motorbike. oops. oh dear. tree's fallen apart. another one. pardon? giraffe you can't fit the mouth on? giraffe i think i can find an elephant. shall i find an elephant? no. no? what about piggy? yes. the piggy? piggy's fit. the piggy'll fit there, will he? is elephant too big? yes. here's baby piggy. fit in there. fit in there middle. in the middle. do you want a wee wee, lara? sausage? lara? lara. here you are, baby. do you want wee wee? no. well. tell me rather than ignoring me. look. here's a tree. we put that in the field? there. there. this can't fit. it won't fit. it'll fall over there. how about here? i think you'll hafta prop it up with something. shall we put it here? there. that's by the field. what other animals do you want? what's this? baby. baby... lion. do you want him? no. go in the field. do you want him to go in the field? he's hidden there. he's sitting there. mummy. here's a little one. how about a little one. does he go in the field? a little penguin. here. oh. what's the matter? lie down. lie down. it's bedtime. bedtime. bedtime, heidi. no want that. um obviously. it's a bit . mummy carry that. where do you want it? there. okay. let's put these animals and bricks away first then. pass me that bit of food.
the food goes in this box and the brick goes in that box. come on then, heidi. come and go to sleep. oh sorry. shouldn't she be on her back? on her front i mean. what about um samantha? samantha. you go and get here. there. she's up there. it's... fit. pardon? fit. do you want me to fit her in? yes. right. she can go next to heidi. pardon? rosie's upstairs i think. you took rosie to bed. does eeyore wanna go to sleep? yes. go and get him then. he's up there. that's it. oh eeyore. oh. everybody's asleep. everybody's asleep. lara. do you wanna sing them rock a bye baby? mummy sing it. lara sing it. no. mummy sing it. lara sing it first then mummy sing it. no. mummy say rock a bye baby. oops. oops. put it on. put what on? put rock a bye baby on. oh no. let's sing it, shall we? put rock a bye baby on. no. we'll sing it. lara sing it. no. cradle will bop. that? what's that? that? what is it? listen. shh. are you waking him up? poor old daddy. come on. hi, daddy. no. don't hit daddy. no. don't do that, sweetheart. lara. what did daddy say? i want ride my neenaw. okay. daddy get the neenaw for you. i'll get it. lara. i've told you before. do not climb up the settee. if you do that again you won't be getting the neenaw. mot bye bye. bye. bye. just going to get changed. daddy. what's the matter? where's my watch gone? i don't know, sweetheart. you'd better ask mummy when she comes down. daddy find it. daddy doesn't know where mummy's put it, sweetheart. ask mummy when she comes down. it's in... it's alright. mummy'll find it for you when she comes down. you remember about it and tell mummy. it's in there. is it? yes. do you want daddy to have a look? yes. what's the magic word? please. in there. in where? where's my tick tock? where's your tick tock? is that what daddy's looking for? yes. poor daddy. mummy find it. mummy find it? yes. mot there it is. hang on. mot do you wanna put it on? no. you don't. bless you. you what? mummy found it. mummy . daddy found it. mummy found it. daddy found it. mot mummy. you put that on. come on then. come and sit down. mummy. you put it on. okay. i'm sitting down. do you want me to put it on you or put it on me? that's the wrong way, sweetheart. shall mummy do it? yes. why don't you put it on samantha. no. now you waking up. i'm waking up. put it on samantha's arm. mot no. i can't do it. shall mummy do it? mummy. mot where's the little girl gone? she's on there, look. where's the little girl gone? there. where's the little girl gone? well. don't keep asking the
same question when i've told you the answer. put it on there. do you wanna put it on your wrist? no. it's too far. it's too what? far. too four? too far. too far? yes. eh? i don't understand either. lara. do you need a wee wee? do you want a tissue. lara. get a tissue out the box and wipe your nose. can't do it. what're you trying to do? mummy put on this watch. mummy put it on? okay. as long as you wipe your nose. here you are. nose wiping time. yes. oh yuck, lara. mot do you want wee wee? what's the matter? oh. did you hurt your leg as you came up? oh dear. oh baby. my poor little baby. oh. you're sitting on the bump. oh. i haven't got much of a lap left. oh dear. better? this one winnie pooh. you wanna watch winnie the pooh? yes. do you wanna watch honey tree blustery day... oh. you can't watch honey tree. blustery day or eeyores birthday. honey tree's broken. yes. do you wanna watch blustery day or eeyores birthday? honey tree. it's broken. blustery day? yes? eeyores birthday. eeyores birthday. okay. you go and lie down with daddy and mummy put it on. come and lie down like this. come and lie up here with daddy. come and lie up here. oh no. you lie this way or else you won't be able to see the telly. i sit down. right. no kicking. dad oy you. tickles are out of the question. you're not ticking daddy's feet. daddy's feet are ticklish. tickle tickle. oh. oh dear. no no no no no. you're not getting daddy's feet. be careful, sweetheart. or else you might fall off the settee. no. i'm gonna tickle lara. oh no. mot georgie daddy. you what? what's my name? lara. come here you. stop tickling daddy's feet. what's my name? daddy. that's right. lara. sing rock a bye baby. lara sing winnie pooh. okay. you sing winnie the pooh. which winnie the pooh shall we sing? eeyore's birthday. i don't think there's an eeyore's birthday song. you can sing happy birthday. sing happy birthday to eeyore, lara. hooray. hooray for eeyore's birthday. dad do you wanna wear this, lara? no. leave this on. okay. amy watch me. mot you can't do it. okay. i won't do it. you can't watch me. i can't watch you? okay. well. i'll read the paper then. mummy. watch me. well. how come i've gotta watch you and he can't? look. look. what does loot mean? loot? i don't know what loot is. look. pretty dress. pretty dress on. is that your pretty dress for emily's party? pardon? is that your pretty dress for emily's party? dad can somebody push me? no. why? because little girls who are three don't get pushed. they go under their own steam. only little babies get pushed. you're too big to be pushed. i'll push it all the way
to you. you won't. ready? steady. go. oops. sit on your knee. what? neenaw? okay. on your knee. no. he's sitting on my knee. can't... oh. you wanna sit on my knee, do you? shall we put this in tidily and nicely and neatly. i wanna. no. i'm gonna do it. 'cause you don't put it in tidily and nicely and neatly. there. what? there. that's pretty. put some cream on your face. why? 'cause you've got a poorly. don't. what're you doing? don't wipe your snotty horrible icky dribbly mouth on me. no. that was very descriptive. oh. oh. oh. mot is this yours? where? is this yours? yes. why? i found it. why? what do you mean why? mot you can't have that anyway. amy have this. amy can i play with you? you are playing with me. have you had your breakfast? we're going to go out. can we play with emily's toys? yes. later. we're not going out to emily's party. we're going to buy her a present. what? beautiful baby's tired. no. i'm not tired. beautiful lara's tired. oh. i'm not lara. you are lara. you got it wrong. no. now stop that. come on. don't go in a paddy just because i told you off because you tried to headbutt me. it's your own fault. come on. don't hit yourself. don't hit yourself. that's silly. don't hit yourself. silly lara. stop it. what are you doing? stop it. blablablablablablabla. stop it. blablablablablablablabla. blablablablablabla. blablablablablabla. no spitting. don't spoil it. what did you talk to josh about yesterday then? don't know. nothing. you did. you kept saying we wondered where amy was. didn't you? mhm? were you cross to amy? no. i wasn't cross with amy. you were cross with amy, were you? yes. no. amy was asleep. who was awake though when they should've been asleep? we were. oh. mot are you looking at yourself in the mirror? no. okay. are you still chomping, amy? amy are you still chomping? amy oh that's lovely. are you being nice, lara? nice. good. are you sure? mot you've got cold hands. do you want a jumper? right. bed time. not. it is. it's getting dark. time for bed. it's not. am i being silly? yes. okay. it's not time for bed. no says amy. it's not time for bed. we've only just got up, haven't we? yes. we've only just got up. oh right. i see. oh. you're all dribbly. oh. lara. no. that's disgusting. you're too big to do babyish things like that. shall we sing row the boat on the floor? no. we'll sing row the boat on the chair. dad oh. falled off. wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle. oh. i wanna do your button. i wanna... is that scrummy, amy? amy no it's not. amy isn't it? amy i think it is really. amy is it? amy is it? amy can you do it? amy amy amy amy. amy no you're not having those
tissues. amy can you do your button? go and do a forward roll. no. what are these for? they're for a belt. right. go on. shall we hide under the table? i'm not hiding under the table. you hide under the table and i'll find you. thank you very much, darling. mot that's nice. darling. mot find me then. oh. i wonder where lara's gone. oh. where's she gone? i don't know. i don't know where she is. amy? amy where's your sister gone? amy oh you don't know, do you not? amy oh dear. oh there she is. under the table. do you wanna underneath the table, mummy? me? i'm a bit big to go under the table. there? i'll go under here. mummy finding us. mummy find us. okay. i wonder where they've all gone? i can see somebody's big fat feet sticking out under the table. oh it's because i'm too big. my big fat feet stick out. we needta buy daddy some new shoes. why? because these ones have got holes in them. can i see? yes. of course you can. look. a big hole there. can i see the other one? another one there. i don't think there're any holes in this other foot. no. well. we will left you. you'll leave me? well. that's not very nice. we will drive to emily party without you. oh please don't drive to emily's party without me. you won't, will you, mum? mot no. we won't. we will. we won't. we will. that's not very nice. we might go without lara. oh. did you hear that? what? she said we might go to emily's party without you, darling. can i have a bicki? a bicki? daddy? mot can you do it? dad i wanna sit up there in the kitchen. you wanna sit in the kitchen? well. i'm coming in the dining room. have you finished finally? amy no. amy dad okay. okay. let me wipe the table down. can you open that? open that? no. that's daddy's references. do you wanna sit down with your drink on the floor? can you push me? please. neenaw neenaw neenaw. mot look. mot look. what? what is it? oh. it's just a bit of water. ready. wee. are you ready, amy? amy wipe that face. amy can you wipe my neenaw? wipe neenaw? have you got yucky stuff all over it? what is it? here you are, lara. there. sit down here and we'll take this off you. amy dad lovely lemon curd. sticky sticky sticky. i don't like lemon curd 'cause it's too sticky. i know but it's only one of the very few things she could eat. on sandwiches or toast. amy mummy? yes petal? she's saying no, lara. i think she just wants to stay sticky. amy shall we go in a bit, lara? mot can i stand on the chair? yes. if you wanna. wee. amy wee. amy where's her socks? there was an earringing
in there. there was an earring in there, was there? there is. yes. it belongs to lindsay, doesn't it? i thought it was elsie's. oh right. lindsay's or elsie's. one of the two. yeh yeh yeh. amy i'll go and get jumpers. and socks for amy. no. i've got socks for amy. have you? yes. they're there by your knee. oh right. okay. thank you. where? amy dad come on then. move up a bit, lara. no. come on then. do you wanna put this on? no. not really. that's bedside bar. we could find something else to play with, couldn't we? this? yeah. or the sindy things? sindy things. sindy things. okay. right. that blue box. i think amy's getting tired, aren't you, amy? can't get it. pardon? can't get it. well. you hafta pull it out the other way. pull it out forward. that's it. now. your sindys are downstairs, aren't they? in the front room. do you wanna get them? your barbies? you. me? i've just been all the way downstairs. you get them. okay. i'll go and get them. no. i'm . amy that's mine and that's yours. amy bump. i brought your farm as well. i thought we could play with that later. okay? look. alright, amy. who did do this? i think you did it. shall i put her clothes back on? yes. yes please. yes please. look, sindy. sindy. this is barbie. barbie. yes? look. what is it? it's to pour into tea. it's a mixer. it's a mixer. to make cakes with. make cakes with. oh. i'll be able to make some cakes. after dinner though. okay. do you want make dinner now? yes please. after you've got dressed. okay. she wants to take her jumper off. she doesn't. she's happy. pardon? she doesn't. what's that? what's that cup doing there. that's for my oven. for your cooker. are those her shorts? yes. yes? yes. she's got shorts on today like us. i want put her shoes on. please. please. don't be rude. perhaps she could make dinner for the baby? and her. and her friends. that's the mummy and she is the dad. he's the dad. she's elsie grandma. right. but this is mummy. that's lara. that's elsie grandma and that's daddy. yes. okay. put her shoes on then. you wanted to do it. there's a little barbie there. where? that's amy's barbie. is it? i don't think amy's allowed barbies. this is amy's barbie. okay. she's amy's barbie. she hold it. here you go, amy. amy she wants to make tea. okay. she wants her jumper off. does she? yes. i see. do you wanna hold her up? she's alright. she's standing up. move out of the way. barbie's standing up. i know. do you wanna make tea or shall i? you make tea. sindy make tea. pardon? sindy make tea. sindy can make tea. she can make... she hasta make tea. okay. amy let's put that little barbie down
there 'cause amy's pulling her hair out. amy put it in the top. i turn it on. this is . okay. this got for your dinner. okay. it's about half an hour. half an hour. alright then. perhaps you can put some washing in while she's waiting. 'cause look. there's a little washing basket here. you could put some washing in it. do you think we oughta wash the oven gloves? there you go. in there? mhm. at the side? turn it on. is this to turn it on? yes that's right. pretend turn it on. ready. here you go, amy. am?y oh. i'm a camel. hello. dinner ready? is dinner ready? can't do it. oh. you wanna open it? there. ready. ready. some of it's stuck. pardon? some of it's stuck. it's what? what's kettle doing in the oven? that's better. here . it's . that's it. are we going to have a cup of tea? you make a cup of tea. i'm making the tea. okay. you make the cup of tea and i'll make the tea. okay. here you are then. psshh. oh wrong way. psshh psshh psshh. there you go. have your cup of tea. they like that. finished. they're finished. thank you. we want our tea now. well. it's not ready yet. do you think baby could have some of these? i'll put them in the oven. okay. amy takes about half an hour. this is ready. is it? oh good. not the other one's ready. not the other one. who's that for? the baby? okay. there you go, baby. it's hot. oh. not the oven gloves. very very hot. i can't get the mr men out. the mr men? no. they're stuck in i think. there. who wants the mr men? baby can have some toast. i think she'll have the mr men as well. what about those two? they've got dinner. she's got pie. they finished? and she's got peas. have they? good. they would like this one though. okay. this is meat. mhm. yummy yummy. would you like some more tea? yes please. baby would like to go for a walk. okay. is she going for a walk in her pushchair or is she going for a walk walking? in her pushchair. alright then. get her mummy and she'll push her. well. she hasn't got any handles. no. they're here. there. amy hafta help . no. she doesn't. do you want me to do it? she got out. did she? i will hold her. okay. there. well. i think she's going to push the pram. she's going to push the pram. amy she's a baby. she wants to take her jumper off. does she? yes. okay. i hafta do it back up again. why? because it doesn't come off. it does. do you want me to take it off? no. she wants it on. you have those three. she doesn't want her hat on. can i have some of these? you have
the baby. okay? sorry. i'm walking. okay. are you going to stay at home, you three. okay. see you later. it's this way. oh. keeps coming off. this way. it's this way. home is this way. okay. aren't they going to go to the shops and buy some food to put in their bag? there? yes. they could make this the shop. put all the food in here and then this could be the shopkeeper. shall we do that? we've come to the shop. i've got some new shoes, look. oh lovely. where has that come from? look. i've got some new shoes. you can touch them. oh yes. how exciting. hello. three four. my outside shoes. okay. and my inside shoes. you have the baby. okay. walky walky walky. walky walky walk. they can we have some dinner? here's the shop. yes. what would you like? i want... we've got chicken cake peas potatoes toast meat fish. what would you like? i want loads of it. loads of it. okay. there you go. there's some breakfasts. and some gingerbread men. and some toast. and some fish and some peas. and some potatoes. there. is that enough? yes. thank you. that'll be five pounds fifty please. thank you. bye bye. bye bye, little baby. coochycoochycoo. bye. off you go then. it's over here. what's over there? i can't reach that far. it's bedtime. take your shoes off. bedtime. bedtime. there's my bed. okay. that's mummy's bed. she's gonna sleep in her pushchair. wake time. amy now it's time to walk up the passage. walk up the passage? yes. right up the passage. i walk up the passage. what about baby? she can't walk right up the passage. why not? because she's too little. is she? yes. i'm coming down the passage. i'm on the shelf. you're on the shelf? yes. oh. can you see any books to read? fall down. oh no. there. what's she doing now? i'm at the top of the castle. oh. her shoes have come off again. don't go to sleep. why not? she wants to play. amy? she doesn't. she's tired. her feet are too big. they are not. look. amy what did she do? i going to the shop lara. shh. fall asleep. amy fall asleep. amy fall asleep. amy fall asleep. amy fall asleep. amy her shirt's dirty. better wash it. wash it in here. that's not the washing machine. what is this? just a cupboard even. do you wanna go downstairs and do some drawing and painting? let's put these away first. can you help me please? i wanna take sindy downstairs. no. play with her downstairs. we'll keep her upstairs. so we can play with her up here. we'll do some drawing. okay? can you pass me that er... the rest of the sindy things? i can't. why not? because you're naughty. oh well. we won't be able to do any drawing or anything then. lara. bye. aren't you going to
do any drawing? yes. right. well. come and help me do this first then. ouch. shh shh shh shh shh shh shh. amy drawing then. look. what is it? don't know. no. i don't either. bit of fluff. hey? aren't we going to go into the dining room and do it? pardon? oh. get that pram out the way. right. that'll do. now. oh great. oh great. oh great. oh great. oh great. oh great. right. we've got drawing. what? or we've got magic painting. drawing. not magic painting? with the water? okay. is that ? pardon? is that magic painting? yes. pardon? that's right. would you like to start with me? yes. what... i'm going to do some thank you cards. do you want your crayons? there we go. oh. needta color. i'm color in the lines. that's good. well done. clever girl. okay. are you using those pencils? yes. i'm just doing a couple of thank you cards for your birthday. i haven't started yet. you have. i thought you'd done a different one? i'm doing lara's. okay. i'm doing brown in a minute. now i'm doing brown. i've got brown. hooray. i'll do a boat. i'll do a crocodile. a crocodile? that's there. oh that's good, isn't it? gone wrong. has it? okay. we needta scribble that crocodile 'cause we can't really do a crocodile. why not? did daddy do this? daddy bought you it, didn't he? from somebody at work. would you like to do one of these pussy cats? you do it. there you go. he's got a fishing rod. a little bit but that doesn't... somebody did do this one at work. i know. he did, didn't he? but it doesn't matter. i scribbled. i've got orange. which one are you having? which one are you having? er. i don't know yet. right. let's do one for grandma. i'm helping you after this. are you? that'll be nice. seeing as it was your birthday. pardon. as it was your birthday. shall i help you now? yes please. want my pencils? um okay. oops. put it this side. put it this bit. right. i thought we could do a pig. a pink pig. for grandma. that's not pink. one of these i think. that's it. that'll do. brilliant. shall we color it in? oh carefully. you're going over the lines. try and color it more gently? a bit more gently. okay. what else shall we draw then? a horsie. a horsie. okay. what color? brown? horsies are brown, aren't they? right. where's a brown? okay. that's it. finish it off a bit. okay. and shall we have er a tree? or is that a bit boring? a flower? is that a bit boring? a flower's not a bit boring. right. we need... what color shall we have the flower? okay? i think the leaves of the flower hafta be green, don't they? oh alright then. they're pink. ah ah ah ah. you're not writing more
than that. there. right. shall i write thank you? yes. okay. need some . uh oh. uh oh. do you wanna get it? no. why not? you. me? who dropped it? me. and who's gotta get it then? me. go on then. let me just watch you do that first. okay. thank you, grandma. can i do the last one? yes. there you go. now you can do the letters i tell you to. yes? 'cause we're spelling out her name. i can't find that there. what's that one? that's it. annie apple. that's it. um that one. naughty nick. no. is naughty nick. and the other bit. careful. you're gonna go through the paper, lara. don't hafta do it that hard. okay. mhm. that's it. munching mike. join them up. that'll do. and an annie apple again. no. oh yes. yes yes yes. you're not being very careful, are you today? love lara. i can write properly. no. you can't. you just write pretend. you're not very good at writing properly yet, are you? right. that's for grandma to say thank you for your presents. do you wanna do another one? or would you like to do some painting? i like to do painting. painting. okay. pick these things up. what else has fallen down? pardon? something else fell down but i don't know what it is. do you wanna do magic painting or real painting? magic painting. okay. please. please. we need a paintbrush. i want a green paintbrush. well. i've got you a yellow one now. have a yellow one. and a cup. of water. for me? yes. drink. no. not to drink. you need some water. right. here you go then. do you know what to do? paint on the book and it'll come out in colors. oh. look at that. goes blue. goes blue. it does. what fell? oh hang on. you don't need more than one painting at a time. finish that one please. see what color that cloud's going to be. look. yes. what color is he? he's blue. i don't think he is. i think he's yellow. he's blue. look. he's red. can i turn over now? no. you've gotta do the whole picture. not just do a little bit of it. for my mummy and daddy? if you wanna yes. that would be nice. i did draw a picture. properly. then you hafta leave it to dry. you can't start another one now. i wanna start another one. oh, lara. have you done it all properly? you haven't done this bit. you haven't done the grass. bet you anything the grass will be pink. it's blue. i think it's sposta be green actually. is it green? it's getting greener. right. and it's getting bluer. there. hooray. what about the sky? i bet the sky's gonna be orange. what's that? what? what's that? it's a balloon i think. there. done it? yes. have you done it all? what about this? the circus
top? i did it. what color is it then? i don't know. no. i don't think you've done it properly then. i did do it properly. did you? and now i'm going to do another one. alright then. dip dip dip dip. what is the ? you can help me. me? you get a green one. okay. let me just finish this card for er janet a and then i'll help you. where has janet a gone? pardon? where's janet a gone? she's at home i expect. this is a thank you card because she bought you a present. she bought you the how many ducklings book. where? well. it's in your bedroom. we read it the other night. you know. when you lift the flaps and find the ducks? can't see what you're doing. can't you? i'm doing a tree and now i'm doing a house. what's that funny noise? that's me doing my legs just like this. on the chair? yes. can i have ? i've nearly finished now, petal. right. which one shall we sent to aunty nicole and which one to janet a? what do you reckon? that one to janet a? no. no. this one. well. you think this one for nicole then? this one. that one to nicole? can i do nicole's? pardon? can i do nicole's? oh no no. i shall do it, lara. why? 'cause i shall. 'cause i know how to fold it to get it into the envelope. here we go. did she bought me my dalmatian? yes. she did. you like that dalmatian, don't you? look. oh my goodness. i can get off. can you? i can go back on again. oh. i can go off and then i can sit on a chair. think we need an elastic band round these. let's see if we've got something. i did a stalk. you did a stalk? look. i've got a good idea. we'll go round it. oops. right. look. there, look. right. oh. we need a... i have scissors and you have glue. okay. what are we going to do? i thought we were going to do a sticky? aren't we? do you wanna? yes. you could make a card for helena. it's her birthday this week. pardon? helena's birthday this week. where's helena? she's at home. where? with her mummy. in coventry. what is she? well. she's a little girl. there. can i cut it? no. you don't cut that. we're going to stick the stickies on to that. let's get some stickies. well. i'll cut it so... and you can stick in it? yes? yes. no. we've got these. cut. get something out of here. what shall we do? you have a look. put your scissors down. that's the mask. i don't think that's really helena's scene. try something else. oh. what are they? i wanna do dalmatians. dalmatians. there you go. how're you going to cut his head if you do that? start there. oh. okay.
do both dalmatians. go round the other one as well. i'll do this one. then i'll do the other one. alright then. i hafta do it this way. you're gonna cut him. oh. you've cut into him. never mind. the other one. okay. that's it. excellent. brilliant. you stick it on. you want me to stick it on? i'll stick the other one on. where shall i stick him? like that? you do the other one. oh wow. you you do the stickies then. okay. look. just like that. that's how it goes. that's it. there. let me cut off this bit here. the dalmatian bit. we want that. there. that's better. like that. that's it. good. do it inside? if you want. it's sticky. it will be. thank you card. thank you card. do a bit there. okay? excellent. shall we do another one? okay. i wanna do in that book. okay. let's have a look then. there's a barbie. i wanna do a barbie. okay. you do the... where shall i put him? oh. that's not the card. put them in here. there. i'm not sticking her there. i'm putting her on the card. there. there! yeah. she's going there. looks very pretty there. there. i'm not sticking her on the piece of scrap paper. there. do you want a drink? there. mummy. i'm going to play my cooker. okay. have we finished sticking then? yes. there is. yes. it's robin hood. and it's really good. so would you like to watch it? it's robin? robin hood. cock robin? he's called robin hood. robin hood. yes. can i see? mhm. which hole is it? the hole's gone now. i've just er sewed it up. mind your hands. i will. do you wanna get a tissue? please. snotty nose. no. off the sofa. it's dangerous all that stuff. please get a tissue. i am. walking. well. get a tissue. can't. lara. did it. properly? well. put it in the bin then. careful. pardon? careful of all the stuff. you might hurt yourself. i wanna help you. you can't help me sew. it's dangerous. what's this for? will you need this? no. i've got some cotton. can i have the cotton? no. shall i tie it up? alright. you're sitting on it. can't get it. there's loads of it. what's it all doing? can't find the end. there you go. it's all in a mess. it's all in a mess. yes. it wants to go in my hand. what's happened to my scissors? there they are. it wants to go on my hand. does it? yes. that's a bit naughty. oh. have you got the cotton then? oh thank you. we can put it back. i can put these on 'cause i'm cold. aren't you cold? you want your winnie ther pooh leggings on? no. i'm not cold. oh. you're not cold. would you like to come for a walk after you've done that? whereabouts to? er to abi's house.
a real walk or a pretend walk? a pretend walk. well. i could. or i could make dinner while you go for a walk. and have it ready for you. yes. would you like that? off i go. off you go. bye. bye. bye. see you in a minute. hello, humsah. hello. mind your toes. hello. dinner's not ready yet. you'll hafta go back. is ready. isn't. i haven't started yet. they hafta go back. where's the mat for this? oh. it's there. i took out 'cause we didn't need it. okay. right. i'm going to make dinner. is it ready yet? no. not yet. you'll hafta go back again. that doesn't go in that one. it goes in the other one. it does when i'm cooking. oh . it goes on the other one. yes. you're right. where's the oven gloves? there. right. is it ready? no. not yet. go and have another walk. can't. why not? i'm . abi's house. hello. are you ready yet? nearly. okay. five more minutes. we are waiting for it. you're waiting for it? okay. can't get through. can't you? no. you'll hafta wait a bit longer then. i'm looking for knives and forks. there don't seem to be any. are they in here? how many people are there coming to dinner? one two three four five. five? abi's. abi. well. do you wanna help me? pardon? pardon? do you wanna help me? yes. okay. can you get that blue bag out then? where? there. oh. where? there. there? that's it. this one? no. the blue one. this one? that's it. this? yes. please. spread it out on the floor. can't really. you can. look. i've done it. okay. you go and straighten up a bit. right. you put out the knives and forks and the plates while i do the dinner. there's the saucers. two of us. me. abi. mummy. daddy. now we've all got plates. saucers. ketchup. we don't need those ones. don't you? thank you. we've got enough. okay. one two three. dinner's ready. okay. right. who would like um some onion? me. okay. who would like some carrot? no. that's abi's. oh sorry. who would like some carrot? me. you. what about abi? can she have this pepper? and who would like the sausage? me. thought you might. think i'll need the tongs for this. there we go. you haven't put the knives and forks out. they're there in that jug. right. abi? would you like a potato? lara? would abi like a beefburger? me. you've got a sausage. you don't want a beefburger as well. can you take the knives and forks out. okay. and i'll have some peas. and some bread? that's yours. thank you. i want some bread. right. there's a knife and fork for lara. one for mummy and one for abi. there you go, abi. i want these ones. alright then. yummy. yummy. i've finished. i've finished. that was just yummy yummy scrummy. who
would like some pudding? me. oh. here you go, mummy. clear your plate then. here you go, mummy. thank you. i've got some . abi's finished. abi's finished. okay. now. let's find a cake. there's a cake. would you like to put that one the table? any more cakes in here? nope. i don't think so. more cake. no. what about in here? oh. look at this. what? here's a cake. i wanna see one of that cake. put that one out for you or abi then. leave this one out. there's a nice chocolate one there as well? i want chocolate one. okay. finished. hang on. we haven't started ours yet. you can't eat it if we haven't started. i think i'm going to have a bit more. i think i'm going to have a bit more. would you like some of this cake? yum. that was delicious. yum. that was delicious. oh. i think i'll have a cup of tea now. i think i'll have tea. would you like a cup of tea? er. i would like some pepper. some pepper? whereabouts are you gonna put the pepper? in my cup of tea. okay. gonna make some dinner again 'cause we need some that and that and this. okay. we needta make dinner again, do we? yes. right. we go to abi's house. we're going to abi's house? yes. oh you are. right. come on, abi. is it ready yet? no. i'm going to wait anyway. stuck. oh my goodness. can't get through. i'm going to sit next to abi. right then. i want a plate move your plate up then. pardon? there you go. i want some dinner i'm making some dinner. i want a sandwich can i have a sandwich? yes. just wait until i've put everything out. coleslaw. oh. oops. you don't need anything else. i don't need anything else? no. you're right. that's it. got everything. okay. i thought we'd have tea. sandwich tea. or you can have toast if you want. i want sand... i'll cut the bread if you want some... do you want some toast? there you go. help yourself. there's margarine. coleslaw cheese ham and salad. abi? what would you like? what would abi like? she'd like toast and tea. toast as well? oh. there you go, abi. think i'll have a sandwich. here's some tea as well. are they wet? wet? are they? yes. i don't know why. that one's wet. okay. oh. it is as well. that's 'cause it's been in your mouth. i'm going to have some ham on mine. i want some ham on mine. and some... abi wants some ham on hers too. okay. and some tomato. abi wants some ham on hers too. you help her then. pardon? you put some on hers then. well . this one's mine. oh right. well. she'll hafta have cheese. there isn't any ham left. she doesn't want cheese. well. how about coleslaw and salmon? she doesn't like
it. well. she can have my sandwich then if she's going to be a pain. and i'll have er cheese. what's the matter? i want some margarine please. oy. i made the dinner. please can i have some margarine? are you sure you're not cold? shall i put your new leggin's on with pooh bear? no? do you want a jumper? it's right down. do you want a jumper? well. i'm going to have my sandwich back then if you're not going to let me put margarine on it. abi can have her bread back. abi doesn't want that bread. well let me have some margarine then. well. let me have some margarine then she can have my bread. i'm eating this then. ah. no. give me the margarine and you can have this. give me the margarine. give me the butter. you can't have the butter and this, can you? hey? are you hungry? don't start being silly or i'm putting it all away. boo. boo. nice. i know. got it. i can make a... lara! right. that's it. no. sorry. no. i told you. if you're going to be silly i'd put it all away. i've got some can't get it you can't get mine. you can't get... i wanna play this game. i know. i'm going to be good. i'm going to be good, mummy. well. put them back then. give me the margarine. that's the margarine. no. that's the margarine that you've got. thank you. right. there's some margarine in there now. is there? yes. does abi want this sandwich then? yes. abi got shorts on. pretty shorts on like those. don't think so. has she? look. break it with a fork. it's all in there. oh right. do you wanna get some? thank you. there. what shall i have on a sandwich? this. and tomato. cheese and tomato. can i have this? okay. there. you don't eat the butter like that. all gone. all gone. put it in washing up. okay. the washing... is that the washing up? yes. is it? yes. are you hungry? yes. are you? what would you like to eat? no. i mean really really hungry. pretend hungry or real hungry. real hungry. what would you like? shall we go and see what there is? come on then. i know. it's in the dining room. can i do the dining room? you can. or you can do it in here with me. no. in here. do you wanna get that piece of paper for me? okay. 'cause i'm cleaning this. okay. have you got some hairspray? no. i've got some of this mr sheen. it's a different type though. same as you. just in a different bottle. mine doesn't go. well. have you broken it again? yes. let's have a look then. what's it doing? yes. it is. you're just not holding it right. did it go all over you? er. i don't think we just leave jigsaws lying around, do
we? i wanna do it. shall i do it? alright. well. hurry up with it. i'm doing that one but it doesn't fit in here. keep turning it round. that's it. i'm doing the last one. okay. right. i wonder what the matter with amy is? pardon? amy's being very whingy. where is she? are you doing all my toys? no. i'm just doing the door. i'm cleaning the table. mind that. okay. mind the cloth. okay. let me just clean this. just do this. okay. you just hafta wait until it dries. you do, don't you? so the coffee can go on it. there we go. what shall i do? shall we do in the dining room? you can go in the dining room. i'm going to... oh. can you do your table? if i move these? yes? okay. where is it? excuse me. you just hafta wait until it dries. yabbadabbadoo. yabbadabbadoo. yabbadabbadoo. yabbadabbadoo. yabbadabbadoo. have you done the stereo? pardon? no. it's alright. have you done your table? have you done here? yes. thank you. turn the cloth round i wanna play with my don't you wanna help mummy? i've got a good idea. that on the lady. okay. your neenor needs a bit of a clean. where? the whole thing. it's all a bit dirty. do you wanna do that? it won't be able to go. it will. it won't. 'cause it been cleaneded. why won't it be able to go? 'cause it been cleanded. because it needs cleaning? it'll be able to go when it's clean though, won't it? pardon? once it's clean it'll be able to go? look. try it. right. da ba da ba doo. ya ba da ba doo. da ba da ba doo. ya ba da ba doo. not da ba da ba doo. da ba da ba doo. ya ba da ba doo. da ba da ba doo. no. it's da ba da ba doo. it's ya ba da ba doo. da ba da ba doo. i want this bit. can i have a big bouncy yet? yes. let me put the cushions back first please. get off. thank you. no. don't... no. lara. i'm putting... we don't need that one. i don't care what we need. we don't need that one. i'm putting it back because we're cleaning. right. is your neenor clean? yes? have you cleaned inside? have you really? shall we do the dining room? you carry my things in. pardon? can you carry my things in please? okay. where's your cloth? have you got your cloth? right. that's that. oh. right. tired children. child. can you clean it all on your own? i can clean it all on my own if you don't wanna help me. what would you like to do? i wanna play. what do you wanna play with? can we play with this? well. i'm cleaning. oh. oh. you want your nappie changed? yes. okay. here. okay. i'll get the nappie stuff. hang
on then. hang on then. what's that noise? what's that? those are your shorts. pardon? aah. aah? this. your leg? poorly. is it? yes. oh dear. this poorly there. oh no. mind the poorly. i'm not hurting your poorly. nappie. where's old nappie? this is the new nappie. old nappie. that one's the old one. yes. that's new one. bum up. no cream. no. you don't need cream today. i do it up. pardon? i do it up. you are up. dinner. what do you say? please. dinner. okay. stick that in the bin for me please. thank you. mummy do it. you stick it in the bin. put it down. right. what do you want for dinner? cereal. that's a surprise. dinner. yes. i'm getting it. cereal. yes. i'm getting it. cereal. pardon? light. well. it won't work 'cause you haven't turned it on. do you want choo choo bowl today? lara? yes. okay. let me put the rice krispies in it. choo choo. oh. choo choo. oh. mum. what's the matter? well. let me put them in the bowl. mum. front room. no. we're not eating in the front room today. you can eat at the big table today. big table today. make sure the cress stays damp otherwise it won't grow. what do you say? thank you. thank you. good girl. is that nice? yes. what is it? choo bowl. choo choo bowl. shall we go and see the choo choos? po pat. not po pat. no. it's choo choo. not winnie pooh. not winnie the pooh either. it's choo choo. what i'm looking for is the thing where it says that there's a choo choo exhibition. this choo choo. yes. but we can go and see some big proper choochoos. as well as your choo choo there. right. where's it gone? can't find it. can't find it. mummy's... i thought it was in this one. don't know where it's gone, lara. how strange. that mummy's. it is mummy's. yes. mummy table. mhm. mummy's table. and daddy table there. and daddy's table as well. and lara's table. think daddy must have the page. no mummy can't find it. i can't find it. no. must be in a different paper. no mummy can't find it. mhm. read it, mummy. read it. no. i've finished reading it. 'cause i can't find the page that i want. hafta ask daddy when he gets up, won't we? there. is that nice dinner? no mummy can't find it. ask daddy. we'll hafta ask daddy. yes. no mummy can't find it. ask daddy. no. no what? no mummy find it. hafta get daddy to find it, won't we? more. you eat those ones first. aah! what do you wanna do? thank you. there you go. i think you've got enough in your mouth at the moment. chew what you've got first. don't you be cheeky. one. one. do you want some more in here then? what do you say then? yes. yes please.
please. there you go. lara. if you don't eat it nicely i'm going to take it away. no, mummy. well. eat it properly then please. no. leave it on there. leave it on the mat. do you want mummy to feed you? okay. eat what's in your mouth first. you finish what's in your mouth. what're you doing? just eat it. let me get a tissue. there. what? emily. it is emily. yes. and daddy. and lara. and... ian. ian. that's it. and are lara and emily crying on that picture? you are, aren't you? you're having a paddy. what do you say? sorry. emily. do you want it? you want emily's picture? yes. okay. sarah. no. you great 'nana. sarah's not there. don't touch it. 'cause you've got dirty hands. ian and emily and daddy and lara. and lara and emily are crying. where's lara? there's lara. where's lara? have you found lara? i presume that means you want some of mummy's breakfast. no. you can't have the picture. do you want some of this? no? okay. there. at emily's house, isn't it? emily house. mhm. jam. jam. yes. i will have a look. here you are. don't touch it though. dirty hands. yes. you've got dirty hands. eat the bread as well as the jam. oh. good girl. can you say thank you? oh. there's more jam on that. eat it. mine. no. it's mummy's. it's sarah's. no. it's not sarah's. you mean looby? looby sent it to us. no. 'cause you've got dirty hands. more. there's some jam on this. eat this. no. jam this. where's looby? looby's taking the photo. she's behind the camera. and mummy is as well. mummy's sitting next to looby. so she's not in it either. finished? more. no. it's all gone. do you wanna finish off your cereal? good girl. dirty hands. they are dirty. yes. we'll wash them afterwards, shall we? i want hold that. no. you can't... you can hold that after you've washed your hands. but not before. oh dear. juice juice. ribena. juice juice. ribena? well. we've run out of ribena. how about water? water. oh dear. you are choking, aren't you? there. emily crying. yes. and lara's crying. and daddy crying. no. daddy's not crying. only lara and emily. emily. dirty hands. do you want um clean your hands? yes. okay. have you finished your cereal? yes. okay. don't... if that spills i'll be cross. spiders. watch the spiders. head up. you can't have a look at emily's photo unless you wash your face. look up. head up. right. hands on table. and that way. wash the hands now. yes. and the other one. other hand. turn it upside-down. hand up like that. there. all done. i wipe it hand. alright. you wipe it. have you finished with this cereal? yes. yes. shall i take it away? oh dear. okay. i'll get that up as well. there. see emily face. alright. well. have you finished wiping?
when you've finished wiping with your cloth you can have emily's picture. emily's . there you go. shall i get you down? up down. this. pardon? here. do you want it? yes. you hafta be nice to it though 'cause it's a nice picture. here. don't scrunch it up. we raining. raining. where? there. outside? yes. is it? you be careful with that photo or i'll hafta take it away. do you wanna have a look at some more photos? mhm. come here then. emily. yes. do you wanna see some more photos? come and sit down with mummy. here. well. you can't see, can you? oh bless you. know who that is? cold hands. careful with emily's photo. put that down. that's francesca. who's that? that. that's francesca. that's lara. who's that? abi. abi. abi. yes. and she's holding lara's... hand. hand. this called abi. yes. there's lara blowing out candles. phoebe and looby. phoebe and looby. good girl. who's that? that's lara in a little car. who's that? i don't know. just a lady. that? lara. look. where's abi? i'll find her. hang on. do you know who that is? let's find... hang on. i'm going to find somebody that you will know. who's that? remember? grandma house. grandma's house. yes. and do you know who it is? say helena. helena. helena. helena. helena playing with her toys. and there's kate jonathan. cat. and a pussycat. yes. that's at judith and richard's house. there's judith and richard. can you see? there's judith. that's the living room. shall we get some... oh. do you want some more? yes. hang on then. oh. this is paris. here's grandad. can you see? yes. who's that? lara garden. lara's garden. more dadaw. more dadaw. more dadaw. more dadaw again. lara with grandad's shoes on. on the wrong feet. oh. who's that? justine. justine and... richtee. richtee. take your hand out of your mouth. richtee. yes. more dadaw's garden. lara. oh. picture of the alcove. lovely. silly mum. beep. oh look. there's paris again. i think that's all of grandad. more. more dadaw. you wanna see more dadaw? there. daddy. that? who is it? you know who that is. i know . sarah. sarah. yes. can you see sarah and chris? i don't think chris is on here. daddy's shoes. you're hoovering daddy's shoes, look. look. lara's hoovering daddy's shoes. oh dear. bad cough? that lara's. yes. lara. have you done a poo? no. you have, haven't you? you smell. no. there you are, mummy. thank you. i did some more. more. toys. toys. there. lara. yes. there. lara. mhm. ow ow ow ow. ow ow ow. thank you. ow. that's not funny. get off. you've got nails that need cutting. nappie check. can i check your nappie? oh look. scratch. knee. you got a poorly? need plaster on it. need what? no. you don't need a plaster on it. want plaster on it. no. it's poorly. yes. oops. pardon? poor lara. that's
quite a big scratch, isn't it? photo. what about the photos? do you want them? what's that? it's a scratch. mummy hold them. you can have a look... let go. one... thank you. scratch. scratch. not scrotch. scratch. poorly leg. no mummy kiss. it's poorly. i won't kiss it if if you don't want me to. it's poorly. is it? yes. pretty flower. the flowers. yes. see emily. this one. pardon? emily crying. yes. and is lara crying? thank you. well. that photo doesn't... well. i suppose it can go with these. can't it? see emily. see emily? it's daddy. yes. daddy shoes. do you wanna see daddy's shoes? who's that? daddy shoes. you wanna see daddy's shoes. i think that's on more dadaw's birthday. upside-down head. is it poorly? yes. oh poor old lara. there's daddy's shoes, look. daddy shoes put it on. do you want him to put them on? yes. find a photo where he's got his shoes on? lawnmower. lawnmower? yes. where? no. just a garden. look. let me show you something. there's a swing. that's a big grown up swing. an adult swing. mummy likes sitting on that at more dadaw's. lawnmower. oh. lawnmower. clever girl. yes. there is. more dadaw swing. yes. clever girl. more dadaw's swing. scratch. scratch. i see lawnmower. grandad do that. grandad does that, doesn't he? he mows lawns. he mows the lawn. he mows mummy and daddy's lawn. where's emily? hang on. i'll get it. here she is. here. mummy's going to hafta go... turn the tape off a minute. which one's he looking at? yes. alright. be nice to me please. hey. pardon? hey. what? scratch? yes. poorly. no. scratch. poorly scratch. see. daddy . yes. what's daddy doing? daddy snoring. is he snoring? let's put these photos away now. no. do you wanna see some more photos? yes. okay. oh. we can put them in the bin. take these over here. put them away. and get some more out. can't we? oh. giving a cuddle? coming? okay? oh. oh. sit down then. oh. look. oh no. not the negatives. give them to me. wait. that's wedding photos. these are lara photos. there. do you wanna have a look at the wedding ones? sit down then. i sit here. you sit here? yes. oh here? look. who's that? mummy. mhm. there's mummy. yes. lara. lara's not in these. do you wanna see lara? this lara. no. lara's not in them. there. oh yes. that's right. clever girl. lara's in mummy's tummy. i get another one. well. there's another one here. wanna have a look at these ones? why do you wanna sit on mummy's dressing gown? there's lara. lara again. the attic room. lara again. daddy . mummy. lara with no clothes on! oh. lara's bedroom. there's your cot, look. before you went into a bed. it upstairs. yes. that's ready for the baby, isn't it? what's that? that's lara in her chair. whose shoes are those? mummy's.
mummy's. are your teeth hurting? no. no? lara with some animals. that? what's that? there. a chick. more. abi. no. who is it? lara. lara. lara's animals, look. broken. what's broken? this. is it? fence. the fence is broken? oh yes. there's a gap in it. this mummy's. mummy's what? mummy photo. mummy's photo. more. you want more photos? put these back and get some more then? yes. beep beep. mummy needs to get in there. look at these photos. 'cause there's lots in here. isn't there? lots. can i sit here? okay. sit here. you wanna sit on mummy's dressing gown again? that? hm? that? oh careful. see daddy. see daddy? there's daddy. and lara on a little train. lara getting all wet. that's mummy and daddy at the beach with lara and abi and emma and jim. see emma jim. jim. yes. can you see the sea? bath. a bath. yes. look. they're all eating icecream, look. emily. no. abi. there's emily there, look. is more dadaw in garden? in the garden. yes. see train. you wanna see the train? well. be careful with them please. there. train. train. yes. it's in garden. is it? be gentle or i'll take them away. look. there's looby. that. that? that's lara in her pram. do you wanna have a look at a different one? this one. well. what about this one? this one. man with a silly hat on. who's that? pebbles. pebbles. and sarah. sarah. where's sarah? hang on then. there. lara in the swing. lara's in the swing. yes. that's sarah. mhm. sarah. no. that's lara. that's mummy. who's that? abi. and... emma. and... jim. jim. abi. yes. who's that? can you remember? there's daddy. there's aunty nicole. see? there's aunty nick. who's that? that's mummy. that's judith. that's the back of judith's head. who's that? richard. that's richard on daddy's side. not richard on mummy's side. not uncle richard. not richard and justine richard. richard and judith richard. grandad. grandad. yes. do you wanna find grandma? who's that there? grandma. and that's... dadaw. more dadaw. oh big yawns. look. lara's got a chocky face in that one. there's your highchair. finish. have you finished your dinner in that one? yes. grandad. grandad. grandad on the swing. lara on the swing. grandad's pushing you. grandad on the swing. pardon? is grandad pushing you? yes. grandad pushing you. where's grandad? um there. there. look. lara in the bath. can you not lean on your elbows on my knee? ow ow ow. thank you. there. look. that's at more dadaw's house. you've got grandad's hat i think. down . down what? slide. yes. nappie check! have you done a poo, lara? no. good girl. look. you have do it. no. you've just gotta pull it. that's a bit hard, isn't it? there. you wanna sit on mummy's lap? oh. are you having a cuddle? oh. that's lovely. eeyore. go and get eeyore then. eeyore. tigger. yes. tigger. oh. shut duvet.
you wanna shut the duvet up? oh. eeyore's disappeared. oh. put tigger back. put him back? put him back where? on the chair. tigger. why isn't tigger getting a cuddle? is it just eeyore getting a cuddle? he just stay there. eeyore. stay there. oh. now tigger's getting a cuddle. oh. that's very diplomatic. aah. cuddle. oh. where's lara? boo! mummy have eeyore. mummy'll have eeyore? yes. okay. mummy to put it back. mummy what? put it back eeyore. put it back? yes. are you having a cuddle? i'm gonna get you. i tickle . ow. oh. oh dear. mummy sore? yes. it's okay. mummy was kicked. oh. there's another bike, look. this bike. yes. oh. ring ring. this one. read the story then. don't just play with the sounds. there. what's happening there? peter fogg got . who? that. alf thomson that is. not peter fogg. who's that? what's that there? peter fogg's motorbike. can you see? and alf thomson's tractor. what're you doing? no. i do it. you do it. okay. you do . are you tired? do you wanna go to bed? no. okay. getting the book . pardon? mummy hold it. okay. i can do. you get another book. on the floor. no. not on the floor. put it on there. okay? no. here. on here. on the fireplace. here. no. we'll leave it there, shall we? put it with the photos. oh. hooray. i like this one. oh. look. there's the seaside. like where we went with emma and jim. seaside. yes. what are they? some boats. oh dear. i think you're getting mummy's cold. can you see what that is? do you know what that is? that's a doggie swimming in the water. oh look. oh. colors. what color's that? red. red. green. red. yes. that. don't think you know that one. this one? what's that one? yellow. and that one? blue. blue. that's purple. blue. no. it's a bit... it's a kind of blue. it's purple. that's dark. that's black. that's dark. yes. sleep. sleep? yes. who's asleep? ducks sleep. huh? ducks sleep. who? ducks. duck? no. i like this book. no. do 'nother one. okay. i'm looking at this one. there's a zoo. lots of animals at the zoo. what about this one? no. i'm playing. oh. let me clean it up. okay. ba ba. right. are you done? oh. amy mummy. and sister. mummy. amy does amy wanna play? does she wanna play? yes. but she can't play with those things, can she? no. cesca's lying down. cesca's is. this is jim. is it? and this is emma. oh right. and this is abi. this is abi. mhm. and this is the baby. that's cesca. can i sit on your knee? mummy. i don't wanna. no. she can play with these things. who? she can't... amy. no. she can't, can she? can we play ? gotta be very careful with them. okay. play with mummy and daddy and cesca. cesca can't...
play mummy and daddy. okay? play with mummy emma and jim. put it on your head. ready steady. you've gotta stay in there and get emma and jim. okay? okay, emma and jim. stand up. stand up, emma. and jim. stand up. wee! stay in there. okay? do you wanna sit down? shall i do it? okay. sit down. emma. would you like ? you've gotta stay still. and stand up. you can't sit down. emma's gonna lie down. okay? no. you sit down. and do you want sunglasses on? stick in her hair. those will stick in her hair. my place. do you want lipstick on? do a dot. do a dot. do a dot. dot dot dot dot dot. do a dot. wee. don't poo on the slide. now. look at you did. no. make it . who's putting lipstick on? me. do you want a tissue, lara? go and get a tissue. why? because you've got a snotty nose. i've got a poorly. look. where? i'm going to play with amy. good. amy squamster. one two three. can i go in here? yes. don't know if i'm gonna get up again. pardon? i think she's playing with that. no no no no no. i'm poorly, remember. what're these? those are your wellie boots. i wanna play. okay. bring it in here. heavy. it is. has it got any shoes in? yes. let me show you. they're dirty though so you can't put them on. it's got my shoes in as well. they're dirty as well. i wanna put them on. you can't. they're dirty. i wanna go outside with them on. let's look at your nose. do you wanna go and get a tissue please? can i have them on outside? yes. when you go outside you can have them on. it's too early at the moment. oh, amy. amy don't bang your head. amy lara. come here with the tissue. lara. what're you doing? thank you. i know but i wanna get all the yuck out of your nose. come here. blow really hard. that's good. look. and again. and again. one two. right. bin please please. thank you. you're welcome. wawawawawowo. what're you doing, lara? are we going to play in the front room? we playing swimming game. are you? yes. okay. we going swimming. are you? tickle. swim swim. have you got your armbands on? lara? lara that bottle's dirty. i don't think lara wants to do this dalmatian jigsaw, amy. dalmatian jigsaw. come here then with your table. i can't . just pass me... why not? can't you? i can't reach over there. come this side then. ooh. amy made it work. pardon me. clever amy. can you do it again, amy? amy can you do it again, amy? ooh. she mended it! aren't you clever? amy aren't you clever? that one's not a stripy one. what do you wanna do? stripes? you wanna do stripes? it's stuck. clever girl. and i'll get
you the edge bits. and put the nonedge bits over there. shall i start it again for you, amy? amy clever amy. you don't need those bits. oh. they're not edge bits, lara. look at all that together. ooh. oh look. what? stripy. that's right. you're doing the stripes. it's puffin billy, amy. amy ready? amy one two three. amy clever amy. amy mended it, didn't she? you'll hafta tell daddy when he comes home. yes. you will. you remember you hafta tell daddy. that's right. that amy fixed it. i'll hafta tell him how clever she is. how clever she is. how clever. oh. now. she's thrown it now. is it broken? no. don't think so. can i do it. i can't make it work. you'll hafta get off your chair. okay. give it to amy then. she mended it. she should be able to play with it. that bit says she can play with it. it's all the pieces that we've got. ah ah ah ah ah. well done. i'm hot. i know. it's a hot day. thank you. she fixed it. amy can play with this, can't she? she can't play with the jigsaw. hey, amy. amy that does go there. doesn't. amy. amy you're not going to eat lara's jigsaw. amy you're not going to eat my jigsaw. alright? look. look at all these things down here. i want my barbie badge. barbie badge. my barbie badge. barbie badge. i'll let you have it on. i don't want it on thank you. i want you to have it on. do you. oh right. shall we share his badge. shall we... do we hafta? pardon? you can have it on. i don't want it on. alright then. you can have it on if you want. no thank you. i don't want it on either. amy. amy just put the... now. you've squished all the edgy bits up with the rest of them. amy attack. oh no. they're gonna fall on the floor and she'll get them. have some fallen on the floor? yes. do it like that. no no. i think you're gonna drop them all on the floor, lara. are there any on the floor? one on the floor. i let you have this badge on. okay. amy. amy no. amy stick. don't be horrible. amy no. you have... i don't want it on. you can have it on. i don't want it on. i'll let you have it... i'll let you have it on. i don't want it on. i don't want it on either. put it on amy. i want you to have it. she won't let me. well. none of us want it on. we'll save it for daddy. where shall we save it? put it on the mantlepiece above the fire. there we go. there you go. shall i get all the pieces ready? i think we've got all the stripy bits. see. this is not. that's a stripy bit. this is
not. it is. where's a stripy bit? have a look. on the back. amy's under the table now. you can't get . look under the table. she's ever so silly. do you wanna let her through so that she doesn't cry? oh. that was a silly thing to do, wasn't it? wasn't it? amy sore. yes. sore. uh oh. what? these hands are sticky, amy. amy even though i washed you. amy tickle tickle tickle. no. amy you're not allowed lara's jigsaw. amy is it my jigsaw or your jigsaw? i've given it to you. you're not allowed lara's jigsaw. amy oh. help. you're not helping me. i know. no. not you. what did you say sorry, lara? lara? can we let amy play with your alphabet jigsaw on the floor? can you get it out of your toybox and i'll give it to her? because she desperately wants the jigsaw and she can't hurt that one. i wanna get it. yes. your annie apple bouncing ben one. this one? yes. can she play with that? yes. thank you. there's some downstairs that she can have. i'll get them later. no no no no no. put them down on the floor here. don't tip them out. that's it. look, amy. amy look what lara's got for you. amy now isn't that kind of her amy. amy say thank you. amy she can borrow that. thank you. i'll lend it to her. thank you. i'll lend it to her, i will. then she can play with it. i'll put it in her toybox. okay? no. put it back in your toybox, shall we? because it's yours really. but i will send it to amy. well yes. then if she ever wants to use it we can get out of your toybox for her. and if you wanna use it we can get it out of your toybox for you. you've done lots of bits. well done. did you hear that? yes. did you hear it? yes. not that way. that way. dadadadada that's not right. that's an edge bit and a not edge bit. dadadada. you help me i am. i've done all this, look. er this one's . that bit goes there. look. that bit you did fits in there. pardon? turn the picture round your way so you can see it. yes. no. that doesn't go there. there. i think that goes together. do you? i do. there's a little bit of white there. so it much go in the dark bit. in the dark bit. there's a little bit of white there. let's have a look. yes. but have you tried it this side? no. let's have a look. no. i think that must go at the top. up there. i don't know where yet though. goes there. just told you where it goes. goes there. that's it. that goes there, doesn't it? does it? that's right. well done. wait a minute. all of . don't drop some
bits. think that one goes in there? yes. amy amy's having a nice time with your jigsaw. thank you. oh. let me see. we've got some jigsaws upstairs that she can play with. i have. and i will lend them to her. yes. i will lend . uh oh. no, amy. amy amy, look. amy what lara's doing. pick some of the pieces up here, lara of that jigsaw. that's it. it's got down now. i wanna... think that bit goes in there. i think it does. does it? we're nearly finished, aren't we? no. not really. we're nearly finished 'cause look. yes but that's only the outside bit, isn't it? we haven't done the middle bit yet. yes. done. that's it. well done. move these bits down the side. they are amy's bits though, aren't they? where's this bit go? that goes there. i think it does. what? amy's scared of the bike outside. made a funny noise. it's gone now, ames. it's gone now, amy. it's gone now, ames. does she wanna play with her things? i don't know. i think she still wants... i think she wants to get at your things. amy r. amy wanna get down. don't wanna get my things. we're not going to let her. get that one. right. oh look. you need a bit. i know. why did you do that? i think it's lost, lara. that's a pain, isn't it? i think we got it out. well. is it on the floor? oh, amy. amy get off, amy r. amy this is not your jigsaw. amy look. oh dear. look. a bottle. look what i've found. no. that's a spotty bit. we're not doing the spotty bit. oh what a pain. we seem to have lost a bit already. seem to lost a bit. ah ah ah ah ah. no. that's not an edge bit. let's do the rest of it and see if it turns up. shall we? might be on the floor somewhere. no. sorry. you can do it next time. don't have a little sulk just because you don't get your own way. mind. you're gonna squash the jigsaw. i think that goes there. no. it doesn't. it does, look. that doesn't fit in at all. what's she doing? does go there. don't think so. neither does this. try that. oh. here she comes again. mrs detective. amy! amy no. amy amy! no. does that go there? yes. there's a bit of black there. this way. there. black. you're being silly. you're being a silly. you're being a sillybilly. go away, little baby. horrid little baby. she's not horrid. she is. she is i've got a mouth here. where does ...? let me try one. i think this one... this one goes there i think. it's there. no it doesn't. i know. but it's not the right black. no. you hafta lift it out. i don't wanna do that jigsaw. i want play with amy. okay. shall we
make some tea, ames? shall we? where's the lid to... oh. can you pass me the dalmatians jigsaw lid? please. thank you. going to . thank you, petal. i'm playing with you. playing with you. er. did we? i think amy wants it. shall we make you a cup of tea? yes please. thank you. horrible. this is tea. yes. it's yummy. it's tea. er where's the milk? i don't know. don't do that. that hurts. you don't give people tea like that, do you? you can come to the shop. oh look. can you take that? i want be the shopkeeper. i wanna be the shopkeeper. okay. can i be the shopkeeper? can you move out of the way 'cause i wanna sit there. no. put it on your table. there. what do you wanna buy? er this cup. okay. give it to me. here you are. no. thank you. how much do i hafta pay? you hafta pay twenty nine. here you are. oh. oh. can you take the fishes off amy? ouch. thank you. put it in my till. thank you. what's else should you buy? think amy wants to buy something. what do you wanna buy, ames? she wants to buy this plate. oh. do you wanna be the mum of amy? yes? yes. just give amy the plate. don't have it until you get home. okay? i'll do it now? no she can have it now. she can have it. lara? can you take the bin away from amy? pardon? can you take the bin away from amy? thank you. put it on the telly. you can have it or not play with it. let me give it to mummy. no. i'd like her to have it please. she can play with it. what do you wanna buy, mum? something else? er yes. this chip. okay. give it to me. no. that's . thank you. da da. oh oh. oh dear. she didn't hurt you that bad. amy just a shock. amy right. this is stuck together. it's got a sticker. has it? stick together. amy oh. we've lost a one. we've lost yellow. we've got one here. where? oh yes. thanks. is your baby alright? yes. she's fine. she's just gonna attack your cash register. careful. remember what happened last time. amy' chasing you round the room. don't go out of the room with it. thank you. you're mad. oh careful. calm down. yes. alright. calm down. i think amy would like to buy... i'd like to buy this piece of toast for my amy. here's your money. no. they don't go down there. you'll just hafta put them there. can you give it to amy please? because otherwise . there you go, ames. do you wanna buy these? mhm. yes? 'cause i've got . okay. i'm going mad, aren't i? you are going mad. completely doolally. thank you. you haven't asked for any money. pardon? i haven't given you any money. put that
there then you won't break that chair. although we might break the cash register. oh. all your money's fallen out. careful, amy. amy you might fall. amy what do you wanna buy now? that beautiful picture over there of those two girls. okay. there. thank you. oh. no no no. not with the picture. thank you. oh. isn't that pretty? give it amy. oh no. that's for me and not amy. what do you wanna buy? why don't i be the shopkeeper and you be the lady that buys. i want go mad shopkeeper. you wanna go mad? i've got this. look. what's the matter? amy come on then. amy you'll hafta go round the table. amy oh yes. i'll buy this. come on then. what do you wanna buy? this. okay. give it me. thank you. look. look at my feet. two pounds. thank you. what do you wanna buy, mum? oh thank you. here's some money. put that there. thank you. the shopkeeper will save that one for you for when you go home the shopkeeper will give it to you. okay. that's just what you buy and now it's horrible so i put it in there. why is it horrible? it just is. right. amy i will throw it in bin later. okay. my bin. peepo. amy what do you wanna buy? i like to have that book over there. can you get it for me? okay. open the door. peepo. shut door. amy open the door. peepo. amy shopkeeper's getting and the shopkeeper's got a door. peepo. amy peepo. amy it's my book. why can't i look at it? it's mine. oh i hope you're not taking all my stickers off my book now i've bought it. that's not where the clown goes. i'm going to find out where the clown goes. there? yes. where? there. where it says clown. uh oh. here. shall we do another one? i'm the shopkeeper. okay. what do you wanna buy now? er. buy ? i'll buy that green thing over there. can you get it for me? it's a biscuit. no. not that. over there by the chair. oh yes. open the door. shut the door. right. you've gotta do that all on your own now. shall i show you it? uhhuh. okay. mum? i've opened the door for you. here i am. shut the door. tight. what do you wanna buy now? er i wanna buy this baby. okay. will she fit on here? beep her on here. beep. there. i'll give you some lots of money. that's two pounds. ooh. thank you. aren't i sposta give you money for her though? yes. mhm. or will you pay me to take her off your hands. i give you some money and then you give me some change. no. i give you money and then you give me change. snotty nose. right. go on then. i've given you some money. you've gotta give me my change. i haven't. you
didn't stick your hand out. where? here you are. have you got your knickers on? no. why not? we said. why not? what do you wanna buy now? er amy's fish. pardon? this fish that amy's got in her mouth. can i get it? it's here. i needta get it. well. she's eating at the moment. quickly quickly. give it back to her. quickly. give it back to her. give it back. quick. give it back. thank you. go and put your knickers on. parrot! don't. what are you doing? amy . ouch. that hurts me. ouch. you didn't say sorry. what do you say when you hurt mummy? that didn't hurt me. good. well. you hurt mummy. what do you say? ouch. sorry. what do you say when you hurt mummy? lara? sorry. thank you. sorry. that's better. do you wanna buy the button? okay. you can press the orange button. i can't see, lara. and that button. no. not that button. ooh. when am i going to be the shopkeeper then? i want be shopkeeper. okay. what do you wanna buy now? er that dalmatian dog over there. which one? that one over there. by your neenor. where's my neenor? it's over there where you put it. over there. oh. that jigsaw piece there? no. that dalmatian dog. open the door. shut the door. this? yes. open the door. shut the door. no. oh. she's lying... you'll hafta get it now. he's lying in his box and going to sleep. well. we want him so you get him. you get him. okay. wee! don't throw him. he hurt now. amy there's the money for the dalmatian. put it in there. that's a good idea. thank you. stop trying to hurt me. here we go. would you like to read a book? yes. pardon? yes? yes. okay. old bear? yes. i want read old bear. you read it to me then. yes? and you read it to me when i've finished. okay. okay? shall we share that book? yes. thank you. why's there's sellotape on there? it's not sellotape. it's glue. that's where it's come apart a bit. right. start at the beginning. is this beginning? yes. old bear was sitting on... no. old bear's not there, is he? old bear sitting on bench. and old bear climbed up his ladder. old bear's not in that picture. old bear pick up this. oh. you're not reading it properly. and aeroplane. what do they do with the aeroplane? they up sky. and old bear. what's he doing? he's packed up in the box. he was but he's reading a book now. i don't know what you're talking about? he found old bear. oh. i found old bear he says. yes. oh dear. said old bear. welcome home says grandma. welcome home. and all the animals tucked in bed and just began to dream about every sorts of things. flying. flying. and er. little bear was dreaming about old bear. and
all the things he's seen in the attic. all the things he's seen in the attic. and old bear have a lovely time er... with his friends. and rabbit? and rabbit was dreaming... what was he dreaming? pardon? what was dreaming rabbit? what what? rabbit. rabbit was dreaming about bouncing as high as an aeroplane. and what old bear was? that's grandma . she's dreaming about all the day's adventures. let me turn the pages. shall we start at the beginning? uhhuh. is that blue? yes. i wanna get it off. no no no. because you'll break the book if you get it off. just leave it. page one. now. who's that? old bear. no. that's not old bear. grandma brown. grandma brown. duck rabbit little bear. that's it. next page. old bear. what's happening to old bear, look. don't know. going up to the attic. going up to the attic. 'cause why did old bear go up to the attic? 'cause the children were being too rough with him. that was... what're they doing there? what're they doing there? they're building a tower of themselves. what're they doing there? bouncing off the beddie. duck's crying, is he? yes. he says we'll never get old bear back now. ooh. i'm squashing you! you won't share the beanbag. won't i? no. why won't i share the beanbag? 'cause you're horrible. that's a bit horrid of me, isn't it? yes. if it was true. aeroplane went wo wo wo. aeroplane goes neeeow. old bear. you've missed a page. what? you missed that page last time as well. he went wee wee. yes. rabbit's going wee! and old bear. there's old bear. all gone. you turn the page. reading on their own seven years and over. reading together three years and over. it's a nice book, isn't it? i like it. sometimes old bear's on the telly. sometimes you can watch it on the telly. that would be nice, wouldn't it? yes. i wanna watch it. do you? yes. well. next time it's on the telly i'll find out and we can turn it on. i'm going to put your knickers on. can't. why? hiding. who's hiding? me. are you? look. these have got pretty flowers on them. don't you want pretty flowers on? oh. you won't be pretty if you don't have pretty flowers on. there. that's better, isn't it? now. you've got pretty flowers on your dress and pretty flowers on your er knickers. do you wanna have a look at this book and tell me what the letters are? yes. sit up then. i wanna do this. old bear's coming. bear's getting your feet. right. now. what's that letter? annie apple. and annie apple is for...? bless you. crocodile. is it for crocodile? do you think crocodile starts with annie apple? yes. or do you think alligator starts with annie apple? alligator starts with annie apple. good girl. so that's actually an alligator. which is a sort of crocodile but
it's a bit different. and that's noahs ark. and ark starts with annie apple as well look. that's noahs ark. yeah. there's an apple, look. there's an apple. what's that? helicopter. aeroplane like what little teddy went in. heliplane? helicopter. can you tell me what all the animals are? do you wanna tell me what all the animals are? giraffe. monsters. i think they're antelopes. antelopes. cow. cow. snake snake. yes. that's a fox. fox. what's that? they're difficult, aren't they? it's a zebra. right. what's that? er dippy duck? no. that one. bouncing ben. bouncing ben is for beach and for...? ball. ball. spider on. spider on the ball. why has it got some sellotape on? 'cause it was broken. right. what's this letter? can we take it off? no. because you'll break it taking it off. what's that? that? er clever cat. is for circus and for...? clown. clown. pardon? look. annie apple. well done. where is the alligator? where's the...? he's at the front. let me show you. ready steady hop. do you wanna see the alligator? no. what letter's that then? naughty nick. yes. and that's for nest. yes. n. naughty nick nest. naughty nick nest. there. that's it. is that the door there? yes. it can be the door. he's knocking on the door, isn't he? he is. he says can i come in please? yes. you can. oh look what that little pussycat underneath with his wellie boots is doing. do you know what he's doing? what the tellytubbies were doing this morning. splashing in the... he got in. good. they were splashing in the puddles. get out. owl say owl says get out, does he? yes. so... what's that one? it's a poor peter and what poor... present. hello. car. truck. car. ticking tess for truck. car. there's other things beginning with ticking tess on that page. there's a tank and a train and a torch and a teddy and a spinning top. i've got a spinning top. have you? yes. shall i show you where my spinning top is? yes. okay. my spinning top is here. oh. goes round and round and got some animals on. what animals has it got on? elephant. a lion. a lion and a baby lion. and zebra. and geffas. and elephants. and . geoffreys did you say? or giraffes? giraffes. g. that's not giraffes. that's a zebra. zebra. elsie grandma . eddie elephant. do i go to playgroup today? no. playgroup's finished now for the holidays. you have a summer holiday from playgroup. am i big? yes. am i really big? yes. am i finished playgroup now? no. oh no. you're not that big. you're just finished for the holidays. nobody goes now during the holidays until september. actually that reminds me. fell over. ooh. my little baby. shall we shake the tambourine? look. what? these are all the things that you can do. are they? that you can do at the sports center. when you
were at... ooh. what? well. soon you can go to swimming lessons. soon? soon. what? and you can do ballet. i can do... this is my baby. can't touch my baby. my bab... can i have a look at them at home? yes. what do you mean at home? have a look at all those bits? yeah. you can look after my things for a minute. my baby and my tambourine. 'cause she likes tambourine because it's her toy. okay. okay. and these are things you can do in the summer. let me have it. hang on. no. i'm looking at this. look. right. alright then. can i have that? no. you can have everything else. i want it. do you? yes. why do you want this when you've got all those? but i do want it. why do you want this as well? because i'm er looking at this 'cause i'm seeing if there's anything you can do. like swimming or something. lara. you've got all those, look. don't be selfish. i want that. what do we say about good girls and naughty girls? i want that too please. why? because i do. well. that's a bit mean. i will let you have one of mine. that's nice of you but... i'm looking at this. max wants to play. mhm. max wants to play it's called. where's daddy gone? is daddy here? daddy's not here yet. why? because he's still at work. now. there's not really anything you can do in the summer holidays. i'll let you have... no. i want that. you do ballet though. we can get you into that. i'll let you have those. right. i want this. would you like...? we'll ask more dadaw to take you swimming on wednesday or thursday? yes? yes. okay. i put the rest that i don't need up there. i get one when i've finished with this one. okay. do you want a one of those? er yes. i'll have this one. okay. you can have it. but be careful with it 'cause it's and i go to sports centre. okay. can't find the next one. i want find this one, i think. no. that's not right. that's right. the sports . we go to sports day. i need this. do you? i need this. i need it. okay. you can have that while i have this. now. don't touch it. she play with her toy. okay. think. i need this. you can look at this if you want but i'm making it . i'm being mum. uhhuh? no. can i fold it up? yes. of course you can. folds it like that now. it does. okay. look. like that. okay? mum. do you want have a look at it? yes please. thank you. baby's having her dinner. she is. which is right one? that was the right one. is it? mhm. what? mhm. should be able to play tennis. oh yes. outdoor sports areas. oh. uh oh. no.
fold it up. uhhuh. ooh. do you want me to fold it up? yes. okay. monsters! monsters coming. can i feed you, babes? her doll you'll hafta go and get your bottle. but this is her dinner. is it? okay. well. she needs a highchair then. give her to me while you get the highchair. over here. what're you doing? hang on. let me try something a minute. excuse me. i need chair. do you wanna get a plate then for her? what are you doing? i'm just going to see if these batteries fit. i wanna see if these... i wanna see. don't think so. no. they're too small. need bigger batteries than that. let me try it. no no no. you mustn't play with batteries. does it work? no. i wanna try it to work. i'll go and try and find some better batteries. i will. no. you won't touch batteries. lara. we'll get some more when daddy comes home. i wanna see. see what? see batteries. we'll try these ones. these will be too big i think. oh. oh. those are too big, lara. can i have them? no. you can't have batteries. they're too dangerous. you put them there. okay? they're too big. we'll hafta get some smaller ones. just hafta play with her without them for the moment. pop her in her highchair. ooh. i needta try her sit down. mummy. i want you to her legs sit down. okay. bring her here. oh i did it. i did it. well done. i did it. sit down. sit down, babes. in your big chair. i'll have a chair. have you got her some dinner? pretend dinner. good. haven't got a spoon. can you get me a spoon? yes. here you are. what's she having? rice potatoes and fish and chips and peas. yummy yummy. do you want a drink, lara? what? do you want a snack? drink and a biscuit? pardon? do you want a drink and a biscuit? a smack? a snack. not a smack. a snack. just going to get you a drink and a biscuit. i want a cookie. okay. and a biscuit. and a drink. do you want orange juice? do you want some more? her doll mummy? there's no more cookies left. i will see if the cookie's left. you see if the cookies left. well. we've got small ones. they're just the same but smaller. so you can have two. here you are. here's your drink. oh. she isn't finished yet. alright. are you crying, baby? want more dinner? bread. potatoes. peas. does it look nice? it is nice. mummy likes it. would you like feed yourself? get spoon. there you go. right. mhm. no. can't have biscuit. here's your drink. what're you having? orange. gotta have your dinner. pardon? gotta have your dinner. gotta have whose dinner? you. i haven't. it's not dinner time yet. do you want me to put it all in my mouth? pardon? biscuit
all in my mouth. okay. i put it all in my mouth. you put it all in your mouth? well. don't talk until you've finished eating it. mhm. yum yum yum yum yum. all day long. very nice. what're you doing? i'm eating er orange. don't put it all in your mouth. why not? don't. my mouth's big enough. pardon? my mouth isn't. your mouth isn't but mine is. mine is too. it's not big enough for a whole one of these. have more? i don't think you can have any more biscuit. no. wait for dinner. okay? is that ? yes. that's alright. that's alright by me, darling. darling. the lid's broke. oh. i fixed it. well done. shall i break it again and fix it again? if you wanna. okay. look at me fixing it. clever girl. oh. what are you doing? i'm going to have a look for the lost bits for your alphabet jigsaw. look. why don't you put all the bits in? it's over there. and see what we've lost. look, mum. i know you found it. well done. one other bit missing i think. and then you can tell me what's missing when you've put them all in. no. the other ones i mean. not the ones from here. the one's that we've scattered around the room. i think this needs some string round it. there. well. we haven't got any elastic bands. shall i go and have a look? it keeps coming apart, doesn't it? mhm. mhm. woo woo. what is this? what're you doing? right. just budge out of the way then while i do this please. thank you. well done. there now. it won't come apart. oh. what was that? pardon? what was that? pumped. did you pump? yes. what do you say then? pardon me. i'll have the string. thank you. i'll tie it round. no. i'll tie it round. you can't tie knots yet. there. that's one. there. that goes there. hang on a minute. it doesn't yet. oh look. oh there. right. that's one. polly pocket. polly pocket. hooray. hooray. hooray. hooray. oh. what's that? teapot. from my playground. teapot from your playground? oh well. pop it in your playground then in the dining room. oh lara. don't do that. oh it hurts a lot. i can't see... what are you looking for? do you know? i wanna play with polly pocket on the mat. okay. not here. not in here. where're you going? play with it in here. there's lots of toys around. will you pick the toys up? pardon? will you pick the toys up? who? you. you want me to pick the toys up? yes. well. you can pick them up. no well. you play with that in here while i pick them up then. because i don't wanna pick them up in here on my own, do i? but i wanna do... i want play in the dining room. why? because there are too
many toys in here? yes. well why don't we move the things from your table and then you can play on your table? is that a good idea? lara? i wanna play on mat. oh. you wanna play on the mat. alright then. if we move this. and move this. and then there's space that you can play in while i tidy up. can you open it please? can you open it? yes. i put it nice and straight, look. well done. come on then. there. there. now. she did a wee wee on the bike and the sandpit, she did. did she? she did it wee on the sandpit. she did or she didn't? she did. well. tell her off. that's very naughty. well. you don't hafta tell her off like that. tell her off nicely. say now little girl. you know that only naughty girls wee on the sandpit. don't wee on the sandpit. can't go on bike now. wee. the bike went up. i'm not going play now. oh. you're kidding. you've only just started. can you open it again? i thought you weren't gonna play it? i was. you are going to play polly pocket? oh. there. why haven't they got a sitting room? they have. where's they sitting room? there. dining room. they haven't got a dining room. they've got a sitting room but they haven't got a dining room. that's a dining room. that's the kitchen. is that the dining room? no. they haven't got a dining room, lara. abi hasn't got a dining room, have they at their house. pardon? emma and jim and abi and cesca haven't got a dining room. mummy hasn't got a dining room. sarah and chris haven't got a dining room. sarah next door hasn't got a dining room. lots of people don't have dining rooms. look what i found. that's not mine. yes. it is. grandma bought it for you. it doesn't fit. it does. do you want me to wear it then? yes. shall i show you? yes. that's it. you've just not got it on right. i don't want it on. well. don't have it on then. is that one? no. that's a three. it's just you're upside-down. where's the one? there's one two three four five six seven eight nine ten eleven. twelve. my fair lady. my fair lady. they all going to nursery nursery i at my nursery they're all going to nursery, are they? my nursery. and i'm at my nursery. are you? right. we've still lost three letters that amy's had. oh. what exactly are you doing? this is a coloring book as well as a sticker book you know? pardon? that teddy bear book. it's a coloring book as well as a sticker book. which one? that one on the chair over there. you hafta color it as well as stick it. mhm? can i color in this book? yes. would you like me to get your pens? yes please.
want my coloring things. my pens. you wanna do it on your mat? why? well. i don't know. you don't hafta if you don't wanna. i don't wanna. what do you wanna color on then? on this table. okay. where's the coloring bit? well. each page... let me show you. i found it. oh lara, look. there's polly pocket. where's the polly pocket stuff? on the chair. okay. do you wanna do it on that table or on this table? this table. right. why table? look. you've lost... look. why is this . that's the coffee table. look. amy would eat those and then you would lose them. you hafta put them away, don't you? right. i will color... yes. this bit is the coloring book and this bit below the line is the sticking book. so these bits you can color. there. you can put the tops on the crayons in there. okay. i'm not scribbling. good. are you trying to color in the lines? yes. good. i'm coloring in the lines. look, mum. well done. get another bit for that bit. and now i'm getting another bit. a black. right. you can help me if you want. i will do. i'm just going to do a bit of tidying up. it won't take me a minute. this won't take me a minute. okay. it won't. just gotta do all those. the balloons are colored in. i'm going to use green. not scribbling. coloring. look. well done. not scribbling. no. let me just put this back. look. well done. brilliant. that's really good. right. just one letter missing now. golden girl. that's right. well done. i'm going to use brown. but it's not working. isn't it? oh. you must have left the top off at some point then. well. i just do some dots on paper and that's what happened with brown. oh right. can't find golden girl. there we go. have you... found it. what? where was it? golden girl. pardon? found golden girl. where? here. well done. thank you. what is that? it's a dirty mark on the table that either you or amy made. think it was you or amy? i think it was me. look. i did it nicely. that is really good. well done. there you go. there we are. that looks better, doesn't it, lara. yes. i'm coloring this in nicely. good girl. i color it in nicely. do you wanna come and do it over here so i can see? okay. there. can... thank you. but i can't really sit on the floor, can i? do you want me to find the same page? yes. okay. there you are. you found it. alright? that's not scribbling. that's coloring. well done. are you trying to keep within the lines? are you doing that teddy bear? yes. is that alright? yes. are you keeping in the lines? yes. does it look nice? yes. good. i want use blue now. here you are then. are
you finished with blue? yes. can i do the teddy bear yellow? yes. thank you. have you got a sniffily nose? pardon? have you got a sniffily nose? yes. mhm. do you want a tissue? i'm doing another fishy. well done. he's sad. why? 'cause he is. shall i hold yours for you? like this? if you wanna yes. have you finished? not yet. i've gotta do the other hand and his feet. i want yellow now. can i just do his feet? won't take me very long. you're scribbling. i'm not. i'm keeping in the lines. it's just lots and lots of yellow. there. are you using that? oh. brown 's gone a bit funny, hasn't it? there. do you like my teddy? there. can i do that teddy? i've done him. do you wanna turn over the page and do another teddy? yes. okay. blow. again. oh. you've got yellow all over your hand. put the pen down when you're doing that. you've got yellow all over... do you want this in? keep your hair out of your eyes. take you to the hairdressers, won't we? why? because your hair's too long. is your hair too long? yes. i've gotta go as well. mine is. put your yellow back then or are you going to use that? i'm not gonna use yellow. shall we do this page? look at all these things to color on this page. you can color in that teddy. thank you. i color these teddy. can i do this bird? if you want. thank you. do you wanna? yes please. i let you share. you're very kind. i do his ear. well done. nicely. that's a really nicely. his hand nicely. oh brilliant. are you using green? mhm. is that alright? yes. i want green now. you use that green then. but i don't like that green. why not? i like that green. alright then. let me do the green ones. then you can have it. there. thank you. what are you going to do his face ? orange, i'm going to do his face. is that his face there? mhm. oh okay. just put it in there. okay? okay. and then i can reach and you can reach. i'm coloring my teddy nicely. thank you. you can color in that teddy and i color in the rabbits. shall i color in those rabbits? okay. and see how color those rabbits. not scribbling. good. i'm doing nicely. just do his hands. then you can have green. there you go. thank you. i'm having this black. you haven't used black. no. i haven't. i don't like black. i do. i know. i'm using black. okay. because my favorite color black. and red. pardon? red's your favorite color as well you said. i know it is. and brown. there. do you like my orange and green fish? do you like it? yes. good. i'm going to do a purple and yellow fish now. do you like
my teddy? yes. he's got a dress on. he looks very pretty. i want use purple now. okay. what are you going to do with his tail? yellow. this teddy bear. oh sorry. that's alright. i'm coloring in the lines. look at that ear. let's have a look. oh purple. lovely. i'm using purple for his face. i'm coloring in the lines. i color all the face in. okay. there. i did it. well done. i can do this. careful. you knocked my finger. pardon? you knocked my finger. i wanted to do this one. why don't you do... go on then. do the rabbits. i'll just do this teddy bear. okay. is that blue? yes. yes. it's red. i'm just using blue for his hands. okay? okay. do you want the blue? no thank you. i've got green. where's...? can you do this? that. not at the moment. why? i'm poorly. i wanted to do that hat. did you? you didn't say so. you said you wanted to do those rabbits. i'm doing this teddy bear anyway. i can't do all the ear myself. i can't. you can. you're a big girl. why not? i am. good. that's sposta go there. that's black. is this black? yes. that black's sposta go there. okay. black is. i'm using black. for his feet. you can use black after me. okay? i don't wanna use black. why? i don't like black. i like green. i like black and red and brown. mhm. those teddies. teddies. shall i do that teddy too? okay. that one. don't do him black though. why? black's a bit of a dark color. i like black. do you? yes. i will do black. i'm coloring nicely. shall i coloring in the lines for you? uhhuh. okay. i am coloring the lines for you. thank you. did it. hooray. you can help me do this teddy if you want. i'll leave it to you 'cause it's difficult for two people to do the same teddy at the same time. you can't do all those rabbits, can you? no. you're going to do those. i'm using black. okay. do you like black? pardon? no. have i changed your mind now? no. i don't really like black. where's dad? he's at work. why? 'cause they asked him to work today and he said yes i wanna earn some money. i'm using a purple now. okay. i'm using purple for his hands and his shirt. do you like purple? yes. my favorite color purple. and black. and red. and brown. right. and purple. that's a lot of favorite colors. which ones do you like best? er black. right. i'm busy. you are. i'm very busy. i'll show daddy all these. are you? can you show daddy all those? okay. you can help me if you want. just having a rest on my side because it hurts a bit. why? because it's poorly. daddy be pleased about these, won't he? yes. why do
they go that way? don't know. i'm using that a bit first. i'm am. mhm. doing his face. a green face. green face. i won't be long. it's okay. i will do all these rabbits. there. grrrr. can you hear that funny noise? goodness. what's that funny noise? grrr. is that you? yes. i growl. growl. does it work? it does if you hold it like that. no. not like that. like that. don't do it too hard. that? don't scribble. you could do this. you could. you could do that one. alright? oh. what are you doing? turn over. no. i'm just reading about these climbing plants. i can't really hear. turn over. er no. i don't wanna. i haven't read this page yet. oh. ooh. grrr. oh. ooh. ooh ooh ooh. page twenty four. sweetpea. where is it? where is it? there. there. there. doesn't fit on, look. doesn't fit on. does it? yes. it should fit on. i'm using black. i'm using both of the colors. 'cause i got both of the colors out. i did. got both of the colors out. oh. that's funny. now you are scribbling. if you wanna scribble can you go and get some paper rather than scribble on the er... coloring book. yes. shall i get you some paper? are you getting a bit fed up? would you like to go outside on your bike? lara? yes. would you like to go outside on your bike? yes. yes. but listen, sweetheart. mummy will hafta stay in here because i can't sit outside. it hurts too much. oh. actually i could sit on a garden chair. leave the book on the table and you can do some more later if you want. who said doctor? amy. did she? yes. i don't think she meant doctor. they're sticky. they are. don't touch them with your fingers. i did. oh. go and wash your finger then. here you are. which one shall i use? well. there's a red one. you like red, don't you? that's a red one. that's pink. don't do that. you'll hafta wash your fingers now. that's it. what're you doing, amy? amy that's good. what're you painting? a seaside. mhm. this is the beach. red beach. that's the red beach. mhm. oh. what? amy. i was talking to amy. that... why don't turn it round and do the blue sky at the top. look. you've got a red beach there. you can do a blue sky there. amy there you go. well done. very good. what shall i do now? the sun in the sky. , amy. amy which one? what did you do then, amy? amy which color? yellow. yellow? okay. ba ba. here you are, mummy. amy thank you, mummy. amy mhm. lara. the sun's a circle. it is a circle. is it? in the middle. right. look at the sun. good girl. i need some more water. you don't. it's alright. what do you want me to
do? you can stick your finger in. i don't wanna stick my finger in. it'll get dirty. i'll watch you and tell you what to draw. why don't you get a new piece of paper and draw a green... i know what you can draw. you can draw a green field where the tellytubbies live. you can draw dipsy tinky winky. whatever their names are. la la and po in the field. do you want me to put this in your box? okay. i'll do it in a minute. you need lots of paint on your brush really. look. like this. put it in the water and you swirl it round. swirl it round. and then you've got loads of paint on, see? and then you can get some more paint on. la la la la. there's a field. excellent. except fields are meant to be green? just do some green on it as well. and it can be a green field with yellow flowers in it. there. some flowers. right then. are you going to draw the tellytubbies? there's one that's purple. there's one that's yellow. there's one that's pink. what's the other color? red. red. bless you, amy. amy i want you to help me. bless you again. amy well. what do you want me to do? er shall we both hold the paintbrush? okay. i want some water. i can't really do that, lara. it hurts my poorly. shall i get you er... i know what i can get you. what? stencils. and you can paint in your stencils. would you like that? yes? oh stop it. they're not finger paints. you're gonna get all yucky. do you want your stencils? yes. please. please. i'm sticking my paintbrush in there. okay. not too hard. or you'll break the paintbrush. yes. i got blacks out. ba ba ba. well done. i did it now. good girl. did you... here's a stencil. look. you need more paint on your brush. you're painting the holes in your stencil. that's it. hooray! amy. amy lara's done a lovely drawing, amy. amy is it going to rain? don't think so. ma ma ma. i got lots. good girl. look. hooray. doing that man. mhm. okay. i will do red. okay. oh that's good. that's a lovely color, isn't it, amy? amy yes i know. amy doing red again. okay. doing red again. there. i did it. well done. that's it. yum. yum yum yum yum. look. excellent. take the stencil away and see what he looks like. gently. brilliant! wa wa wa. you don't needta do it any more. 'cause you've already done it. it's just that you've put the stencil back in a different place. there. do you wanna do a different picture? yes. do the house, look. do it green. why? i've got lots on. good. ames. amy you've dropped it and you're a banana. amy you're getting fed up. amy ba. amy ba. there. well done. bless you. look
at that. right. let me just rinse the stencil off because it's getting lots of colors on it. finished now. have you? yes. do you wanna do some of that ? pardon? da da da. i've got this little book that you rub with a coin. do you wanna do some of that? quick quick quick. no, amy! oh, amy. amy it's alright. look. it's not hurt. have you finished painting? no? do you want this again? or shall we get another one? another one. please? please. oh oh oh oh. no. now. what has amy done? amy's a terror, isn't she? you're a terror, amy r. amy you're a terror. amy here. amy dinner. amy no? amy yes. amy i'm doing this nicely, aren't i? good girl. you are. very nicely. amy pardon? amy's trying to pull her hair out. she doesn't like it. she hasn't had any hair for so long now it's growing she doesn't like it. amy? amy amy, dinner or drink? amy gimme five. amy five. amy not bash the table. amy there. well done. are you doing numbers? amy? amy amy? amy excellent. and now this one. running out of space. pardon? i'm running out of space. hasn't this one got any space? no. i mean i'm running out of space to put them to dry. oh no. oh. you've got your hand in it. ugh. it's dirty that water. where's my favorite color? there. hooray! amy more dinner. amy yum. amy what is this for? that's just to keep... i put it round the paints so they don't er... to make sure they don't fall apart. titotito. titotito. ugh. you'll get typhoid. i won't. you will. i won't. you will. i won't. alright then. you won't. yum. yum. amy there. hooray. oh no. we're getting a bit wet and squishy. finished now. why are you washing them? 'cause i don't wanna get dirt everywhere. well done. those are lovely pictures. do you wanna do something else? no. i wanna do more. you wanna do more? goodness me. for all of us. all of us. all of us. look. i did a lovely circle. oh yes. that's brilliant. have it. thank you. well done. one more. ooh. well done. have you finished painting? yes. i wonder if you want... i found that little book, look. look. let me take these away. right. found that book where you rub with a coin. do you remember this that more dadaw bought you? you rub it, don't you? i think it's the other way. no. look. i'm . look. what's it going to be? pardon? what's it going to be? i don't know. can you help me? yes. in a minute. la la la la la. you're doing alright on your own. i think it might be an elephant. can you help me? yes. you're doing it very well yourself, lara. look. yes. amy there. well done. what is that? it's a yoghurt for amy. you can
rip it. well. wait. do another one before you tear the page off. oh oh look. it down. the same. is it the same? it'll be a different picture. can you help me? lara. i'm feeding amy. you can do it perfectly well on your own. i'm watching you. can't do it. it's not on that side. what do you mean you can't do it? look at all that that you've done? try doing it this page and this side as well. oh look. look. isn't that good. do you know what it is? what is it? i think... do the bit there. i think it's a dog chasing a man up a lamppost. that's a funny dog, isn't it? i don't want do anymore. okay. what do you wanna do then? has amy finished? no. i'm gonna give her a banana. oh. i think she likes that. what's this? can i break it off? i've done it now, sweetheart. sorry. can i break the other one? yes. right. my lunch. has she finished? no. i wanna eat this bit. no. you can have a banana of your own if you want. i wanna share it. no, lara. that's amy... oh go on then. if she wants some more i'll give her some more. when i've had my lunch you can wash up if you want. pardon? when i've had my lunch you can wash up if you want. pardon? when i've had my lunch would you like to wash up? that's better. don't like it. shall i show you what i done? yes. okay. i do this. look. yes. hooray! lara did a somersault. oo. oh. don't do that. off! i am playing with you. at making dinner. i've gotta make real dinner at the same time. well i'm going to... mot put the bags down. 'cause we hafta get back to yyy before it's bedtime. mot oh. right. where is it then? there. you're sitting on it. banana head. right. okay. pingu . now what am i going to do? he said crossly you could go and ask mum and dad to help us. said pinga they might be able to get the kite down for us. you go and ask them. said pingu pinga went inside to fetch help. mum. the kite's stuck on top of the igloo and we can't reach it. can you get it down for us please? i'm busy reading a newspaper. said mum go and ask your dad. pinga went over to dad. can you get the kite off the roof for us please? she asked i'm busy ironing. said dad you'll hafta wait til i've finished. pinga went outside to tell pingu that they would hafta wait for their kite. just as she came out of the door pingu threw a large snowball. to try and knock the kite off the roof. it missed the kite and landed right on pinga's head and knocked her over. ouch. cried pinga it's cold.
ouch. pingu came rushing over straight away. i'm sorry. he said wiping the snow off his sister's head. i was trying to hit the kite. that's alright. said pinga mum and dad are too busy to help us so you better try again. pingu gathered up enough snow to make a really big snowball. and threw it as hard as he could at the kite. can't hear the story 'cause amy's making a noise. you don't want me to read a story? you do? the kite came slithering down off the roof. and landed with a loud crunch on the ground. the two little penguins ran over to see what had happened to their kite. it was lying in pieces in the snow. oh dear. said pingu mum and dad will hafta help us now. we can't possibly fix it on our own. pingu went inside to tell mum and dad what happened. mum... oh. amy got the book. amy you silly girl. amy she's not a silly girl. i wanna read the paper. said mum wait until i've finished. pingu didn't wanna wait so he went to ask dad. dad. come and help us fix the kite. he said you'll hafta wait til i've finished this ironing. said dad i've got a lot to do. and then what did pingu say? you don't know? nor do i. thanks for nothing. thanks for nothing. said pingu rudely and he... and he stormed out. that's right. don't talk to your parents like that. shouted dad but pinga had already slammed the door. naughty pingu. let me just check on my dinner. do you want some more of your milk? yes. can you pass my milk for me 'cause i can't reach it? can't you reach it? here you go. right. let's see what it's like. ready? my drink. it's ready. you've gotta have your dinner here. and i want you to read the story. okay. have your dinner at the same time. i'm going to read the story while i eat my dinner. i will have that. alright. turn the oven off. toppled over. it toppled over. it toppled over? what did? that did. i don't want to you, amy squamy. what . and amy has . don't make them all topple over. like that. what is it? it's my dinner. oh right. oh right. oh right. don't like that. you don't like what? i don't like the pie. i thought you liked pastie? i don't like pastie. don't you? no. oh. well. it's mine anyway. it's not yours. is it? cold. i know. copy me. hm? copy me. cop you? yes. what does that mean? copy me. mummy. read the story. amy. amy you can't have any of my dinner, you know? amy look. there's loads of . right. okay. look. pizza cutter. i needta have that. you needta have what? the pizza cutter? yes. okay. uh oh. they're too busy to help us. said pingu what shall we do
now? let's go and ask grandpa. said pinga he's never too busy. what a good idea. said pingu and he got out his sledge. jump on. he said and they set off to grandpa's house. it was very quiet as they sledged through the village. everyone was inside having lunch. they went past the postoffice but the postmaster wasn't there and the shutters were closed. pingu and pinga carried on past all the houses. can't see like that. even the woman on the fish store was inside eating lunch. she had a little notice on her door saying back soon. back soon. back soon. back soon. when pingu and pinga arrived back at grandpa's house it seemed very quiet there too. what if he's not in. said pinga of course he'll be in. said pingu grandpa. we've come to see you. the door opened and out came grandpa. hello. said grandpa what a lovely surprise. i didn't know you were coming. can you help us make a new kite? said pingu please. added pinga. our old one's broke. of course. said grandpa let's get into the toolshed. t tool shed. t tool shed. soon all three penguins were hard at work. grandpa found some wood and pingu held it while he sawed it to the right size. pingu took the pieces of wood and placed them in a cross. now nail pieces together very carefully. said grandpa make sure your flippers are out of the way. pinga was painting the material that grandpa had given her to make the kite with. don't kick her. are you watching? do you know something, lara? what? i think that more dadaw put your socks on amy. she hasn't. look. i think they're your socks. look. they're a little bit too big for amy. look. those are my socks, amy. where are your socks? on amy's feet. my socks. amy. boing boing. shall i read? don't wanna. yes. mustn't have that. she's got that. she won't give it to me. look. you'll hafta ask her nicely. say please can i have it, amy? amy i thought we were reading the story anyway? smash smash. no. i have it. you're not allowed it. 'cause it's . it's eight one nine. twenty nine. this is gravy. it's got gravy's... make amy some dinner then. you're eating it from a saucepan? that's a bit naughty. why don't you put it on a plate? want read the story. pardon? want read the story. pardon? wanna read the story. please. please. that's alright. said grandpa that looks wonderful. that'll look lovely flying in the sky. can i have a cake? please? please. don't hafta be rude just 'cause you're ill. what're you doing, amy? amy i don't want that. amy i'll have it. let me have it. there you go. not. sharp ones. these are sharp knives. i know. pardon? sharp knives. they sharp knives for... think it's time i go to playgroup. not til tomorrow. it's abi's last
day at playgroup tomorrow. why? because abi's starting to go to nursery. after that. my nursery? no. different nursery. a different nursery? but i don't go to abi's nursery too. no. and i'm not abi, am i? i go to my nursery. you go to your nursery. but that means after this week abi won't be coming to playgroup. okay? okay. abi come to our home anyway. yes. we'll hafta see. if she's still coming to playgroup abi can come to our home. perhaps she can play with my cooker. that would be nice. she can play my cooker when she comes. if she comes. yes. she can play with all my things. mhm. look. a knife. cut. can you... right. do you wanna read it? no. then what shall we do? i wanna play with amy. okay. can you play with amy? yes. i can play with amy. what shall we play? er games. yes. we could get the toaster and make amy some toast. abi? amy. abi too and me and you. okay. and... you go and get that basket of food and the toaster and we'll all make toast. i'm going to make abi's toast. okay. because she's my friend. okay. can you move it? move what? can you move? abi's coming now. she says she wants you to move. she's coming out. can't see the toaster. it's in the basket. bring the basket over here. bless you. amy right then. we need the basket. we need things to put on the toast. don't we? there. right then. pop the toast in the toaster. can we have in the toaster? pardon? shall we put another bit in? yes. are you alright? here. let's put that over there so amy can't reach it. because you've got all these... right. do you need a poo? no. what's the matter then? why're you going uh uh? uh. ooh. right then. i made one pop . we need a knife. here's a knife. think we needta cut it up. no. i don't think we needta. we needta put margarine on it. what's the matter, lara? nothing. do you need a poo or a wee? don't need anything. okay. put some margarine on it. can you choose some ham or some cheese or something? can't. can't you? oh. there's some ham. how about that? abi wants that? does abi want a little tomato? abi likes both of them. cut it up. can you cut it up? yes. there. ready? oh. you put it in there. there. that's mine. i thought that was abi's? this is mine. okay. this... here you go, abi. little bit poorly. i know. and tired. little bit poorly? yes. shall we go and have a bath? no. don't you want a bath? no. i've got these leggings on, look. mhm. you had a bath... don't you want anymore? no. i've finished. there's a little bit of burnt bit there. don't you like little bit of burnt bit? no.