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i cry as i look up to the sky where our promise shines brightly comforting words are like breezes that dont reach my heart my misgivings grow but i make my own decisions so i will probably be all right on my own even if i stumble even if i get lost theres always tomorrow d you can do what you wanna do d d in living colord d in living colord d you know what im sayind d you can do what you wanna do d d in living colord d in living colord d you can walk on the moon float like a balloon d d you see its never too late and its never too soon d d take it from me its aight to be d d in living colord d and how would you feel knowing prejudice was obsolete d d and all mankind danced to the exact beat d d and at night it was safe to walk down the street d d in living colord d you can do what you wanna do d d in living colord d in living colord d you can do what you wanna do d d in living colord d in living colord d everybody here is equally kind d d everybody here is equally kind d d everybody everybody everybody everybody d d everybody here is equally kind d d in living colord d whats mine is yours and whats yours is mine d d in living cccolord d you can do what you wanna do in living colord d in living colord d you know what im sayind d you can walk on the moon float like a balloon d d you see its never too late and its never too soon d d take it from me its aight to be d d in living colord d you can do what you wanna do in living colordd ladies and gentlemen keenen ivory wayans thank you thank you very much how are you doing im keenen ivory wayans welcome to in living color yeah
its good to have you all here for our season opener before i get started id like to bring out the rest of my family uh my brother damon my sister kim come on out yeah we uh we just wanted to thank everybody for helping to make this show a success and just to kind of let you know that we havent changed one bit were still the same wonderful people on the inside we really are i mean success has not spoiled us one single bit the same kids from the projects that weve always been and we want america to know that yeah hey sw1 i havent changed either keenen lets get started shall we d you can do what you wanna do in living colord d in living colord d you know what im sayind d you can do what you wanna do d d in living colord d in living colord d you can walk on the moon float like a balloon dd hey mon how did my husbands surgery go doctor well the lazy husband is fine now how long will he be off his feet off his feet thats what got him here in the first place
you dont have time to be sick with 10 job what kind of a doctor are you im glad you asked im a proctologist a dermatologist a gynecologist a cardiologist a brain surgeon an eye surgeon a nose ear throat man and i also help run the flower shop you cant be serious oh no im very serious where are you going now woman im gonna find a good attorney well then youre gonna be wanting to talk to my hardworking wife hilda then thats right mon are you a lawyer yeah mon im a malpractice lawyer a corporate lawyer a courtappointed lawyer a labor lawyer a litigator prosecutor a process server barrister court stenographer bailiff im jacoby and meyers and i have to run the flower shop go on get out of here you lazy oatmeal wart what happened here comes matilda our lazy son byrons new wife godfrey hilda you better jump to it this woman here is about to have a baby whats the matter with her she in labor in labor i dont see her working what are you talking about labor how many jobs do you got uh uh one
one job one job and you call that labor get up and help out with other patients up with you up you go fatty pie come on fatty pie step up but shes going to have a baby now listen to your daughterinlaw im going to tell you something girl the day i gave birth to your lazy husband byron my son i was working six jobs now mon i was a wedding photographer meter maid shoe salesman swimming instructor sushi chef and taking a bar exam all while delivering his lazy fetus get up now youre fine i think i better lie down lying down thats what got you here in the first place you lazy rabbit killer get to work get to work oh my water broke well dont just stand there now mon get a mop and clean it up now you can wash the floor while youre at it now take that
get the corners thats right well well well if it aint my lazy rude boy byron where you been boy ive been parking cars at a restaurant delivering orchids to the hospital dropping off the laundry delivering meat patties giving tours to the stars homes taking my drivers test and i had to pick up this sickly yankee man all the way across town while filling out an application for the flower shop whats the matter with him kidney transplant hurry please hilda look in that refrigerator see if we got any more kidneys left sorry mon were fresh out you know we done 14 transplants already today now well byron youre gonna have to get on the table give me one of yours pop you know i dont have a kidney big enough for this yankee man well well use both of them get up on the damn table boy pop im not gonna get i think its too late what you sayin now he dead he dead somebody call a priest priest father headley here whats his name
schwartz not to worry shabatt shalom mazel tov okay byron you go start on the grave hilda you get a measurement for the coffin matilda you go buy embalming fluids and a tombstone and where you going mon well when a man is dead there got to be another job opening somewhere youre gonna get us killed relax ive done this before i told you not to worry they dont pay me enough for this job sidebyside they took on los angeles thanks man yeah they worked together and they played together until one day the wrong guy got shot thats okay man ill take the bullet now come on run get out of here oh my god hes finally on his own
hes detectivejohn sidekick he doesnt break the rules no matter how trivial make that murder one and jaywalking pal hes too straightforward to infiltrate the mob give me a diet soda so who knows anything about that big cocaine shipment coming in here tonight he wouldnt recognize a clue if it dropped in his lap the snows coming in tonight in the old schoolyard in los angeles yeah right pal take a hike and stay away from the hooch and hes definitely not interested in sex i dont know anything about the cocaine but ive got a room upstairs if youre interested dont you know that im a black man in a crossover film sorry sister but youre barking up the wrong tree up yours finally a cop with a healthy respect for the letter of the law coming this fall to a theater near you each year hundreds of thousands ofboys are left without fathers which leaves thousands of mothers with a gap impossible to fill hey kid how would you like to learn to throw a real major league curve ball thatd be great hey mom a big brothers here
then you could take me to the circus and to the zoo and you could come to school with me for parentsnight and when all those kids try to beat me up and stuff i can sayhey you better watch outcause i have a big brother and he really cares about me and not go buy yourself something kid hundreds ofkids and their mothers are waiting and their need is real so if youve got the right stuff to make a big difference call bigger brothers now oh lord have mercy we are gathered here to bid farewell to a great blues singer amen mississippifat back witherspoon fat back now hehe wanted this to be a joyous occasion he didnt want us carrying on so i present his friend mr calhoun tubbs thank you very much thank you reverend look here of course you get a complimentary copy son you know fat back wanted this to be a joyous occasion so i thought i might sing a few songs tell some funny stories about my good friend now you all know fat back loved him some catfish amen i say fat back loved him some catfish amen the only thing he loved more than some of that channel cat was that little baby girl child lord that girl could cook
you know she done cooked some catfish for him the day he died wrote a song about it like to hear it here it go d fat back choked on a catfish d d that stupid girl fed him the bone dd thank you very much all right now you know all his life fat back only loved one woman you know he once said to me that she was the only thing that made his life worthwhile wrote a song about it like to hear it here it go d fat back had another girl in louisiana d d his wife aint never know dd thank you very much now dont get me wrong now fat back wasnt no skirt chaser no no no he did what he did on account of his son he loved that boy wrote a song about it like to hear it here it go d fat backs wife wasnt nothin but a skank tramp d d she had a bastard child dd thank you very much thank you
thank you you know that was the first standing ovation i ever got in my long career you know id like to thank yall for letting me take time to share these few loving memories about my good old buddy fat back you know he was always thinking about his wife and family but he lived just for today thats kind of like what made him so special wrote a song about it like to hear it here it go d fat back aint had no life insurance d d youre about to lose the house and car dd now thats the second standing ovation i ever got thank you very much see you next time hello im blayne edwards and im antoine merrywether the show that looks at movies from a male point of view tonights show is sponsored by nuts honey what did you say nuttin honey i bet you cant eat just one i bet i could youre so crazy tonight well be wrapping up the summer films
first up is the boxoffice smash total recall yes this is the movie where musclebound arnold schwarzenegger goes in search of his past just a hint arnold try looking in the closet next we have betsys wedding then theres ghost you know patrick swayze was the real standout in this film you know id breathe life into his spirit any day even if i did have to go through whoopi goldberg perish the thought yes indeed now we come to dick tracy you know i love the title but the movie just left me limp i know what youre saying this is this is what i dont get all the characters fit their names you know flattop had a flattop pruneface looked just like a little prune but i never got a chance to see i know i wanted to whats wrong with you its hot in here then theres pretty woman this one should have been called a fish called julia oooh
next eddie murphy was back in another 48 hours you know im sorry this movie just got off on the wrong track i feel that they should have spent more time where the real story is mmhmm in the prisons id like to see more about them old sweaty mens all together in them tiny little cells with no one to turn to but each others ooh drop the soap ill get it really you know i can wait then we come to spike lees mobetter blues im sorry i didnt care for it it just didnt put no toot in my horn im sorry but i liked this one i mean little spike lee outdone himself this time he really stretched out in a dual role as both the lead characters manager and love interest oh he was okay as the manager but ooh he just thrilled me to death in those gripping love scenes with big old handsome denzel washington what courage it must have taken for little spike lee to take off them glasses and let that little hair get knotty and sayhey this is me here i am see me love me put the car in park the love interest was played by spike lees little sister well touch me in the morning and then just walk away i dont know
i think you should go see this again then you tell me whos who yeah well you can go without metoine dont get madtoine okay finally we have die harder what a way to go ninety minutes with mr bruce willis oh yes dont tempt my tummy with the taste of nuts honey you know the only thing i didnt understand was all the violence in the filmcause the title suggested a love story i second that emotion i think this one still deserves the new and improved cant touch this well thats our show next week well be looking at air america starring mel gibson and little robert downeyjrs pilot to copilot were going down in flames all right thank you very much thanks for joining us we got a special guest in the house i want him to come hang out with us and say good night come on flavorflavor were going
were gonna go out of here a little differently tonight we got a special musical musical guest with us so please lets go home with queen latifah we gonna pump this up for my moms flavorflav and in living color house posse check it out oh yeah i like that come on everybody let me hear you scream scream yo i wanna thank yall for tuning in tonight so when i say goodbye i want everybody to saypeace yall ready for this cause here it comes come on goodbye peace goodbye peace goodbye peace goodbye peace
ease up till you get in the house sw1 on the wheels of steel in living color house posse in effect flavorflavor in the house come on go flavor go flavor go flavor go flavor go flavor go flavor go flavor go flavor go flavor how much miss your change if you wish to find the express train try the bm t spare a little change anybody spare a little change a little change i need some lunch watch where youre going there man anybodycorrupt society i know the time will be here again
when the taxes are taken you know it will lead to the end look at you hi anton ive never seen you all dressed up like this well do i look the part look at me coffee oh oh im so nervous well youre supposed to be nervous on your wedding day oh right right you really look absolutely gorgeous oh thanks i borrowed the dress its a marvelous thing youre doing brontë oh anton please no speeches i think you and georges will no speeches okay no speeches hey hey georges nice to meet you you too you were very good so were you oh heres anton
thats a copy for you brontë ill never forget afrika africa yes where we met oh the coffee shop okay so uh good luck with your life et merci anton and good luck with your composing with what your music oh yes uh right so what happens next thats it you dont even have to see him again you should take a look at that mmhmm that could potentially be a problem thats where we met and hes there now again uh i wish he were here but hes not hed love the apartment though he travels a great deal but hes the quiet type we both are really
whats he doing there hes a composer african music not drums we couldnt have someone who played the drums here oh no he studies their music hes an academic he himself is not african hes french oh oh oh french oh what is thisgreen guerillas not some sort of an army is it its a volunteer garden group mrs bird they do very good work amongst the poor and youll notice that mrs fauré is also with our city parks department uh we did have problems with a recent tenant a single gentleman uh who uh neglected the responsibilities associated with 12f mmm thats why the board feels that a young married couple would be more suitable well i think its the fact that mrs fauré is a horticulturist thats very much in her favor yes but it is highly irregular to give our approval without meeting mr fauré i like the couple from the bank not the one with the dog look im very aware of the situation its just that well i could bring the garden back to the way the late professor had it
i dont want to get too technical but the moracus syconia needs thinning and the crinums and the zamias are sadly neglected the chamaedoreas root bound and special care must be taken for the poor cyathaceae dicksonia not to mention the cordyline or the heliconia and theres work nurturing the aspidistra begonias the bromeliads yo baby yo brontë the city fathers give their blessing to the project all right yeah talk about the 11th hour huh ive got some good news oh whats that youre kidding no get this burger king does this this big press hype over at the sheraton center uhhuh they recreate texas or something hey a giant burger city in the middle of texas anyway they dont know what theyre gonna do with the soil when theyre all through dave saysi know just the guy wholl take it off your hands me uhhuh hey harry how you doin man look at this
were officially approved hey lets go all right burger king burger king lets hear it for phil who can use a box of periwinkles here you go all right yea italian would be great but ask brontë and phil yeahcause im starved i am too hey brontë are you hungry wanna get something to eat how about you yeah oh yeah yeah the four of us get something to eat ten minutes lets go the all nations okay yeah hey mmm
a little pasta like maybe we could think of certain plants that we could put in there yeah can we order im not your waiter great so who is our waiter yeah well well leave it up to you hey man are you our waiter no sir georges les cartes do you want an antipasto lets get out of here its awful i dont think well find anyplace else open this time of night look at this look at this time we have been sitting here a long time you have chosen uh somebody else go ahead uh what are your specials tonight uh from switzerland we have um calves liver with our special sauce and uh from old england we have roast beef i dont eat meat
why not pardon me if you dont eat meat we have uh fish no i dont eat fish either im a vegetarian ah do you have a vegetarian special of course all nations vegetables good ill have that but no oil or salt no salt for you uh i think ill take the fish me too two for the fish and uh for mademoiselle or is it madame its uh just here on the right just right here let me come up mmm no what is it a girls dorm ive never even seen your apartment whats with all the secrecy
what secrecy well most girls ive known have tried to crowd me except you mm i could do with a little crowding from you you coming or what okay okay evening mrs fauré hello oscar theres some mail here mostly addressed to miss parrish i guess some folks dont know youre married i still go by the name parrish womens lib huh yes i guess so nothing from africa oh i already checked i guess hes still on safari huh something like that good night mrs fauré good night oscar hello mrs fauré yes
my name is gorsky im with the investigations department of the ins the what immigration my partner and i are down in the lobby we wondered if we might have a word with you uh and uh your husband what is it you want to know i just want to speak with georges fauré he doesnt work here anymore what he was rude to a customer we dont stand for that excuse me no please i must find him do you know where he lives georges fauré is trouble you would do best to avoid him now if youll excuse me young lady i have customers waiting youre a friend of georges where are you going im to see mrs fauré oh and who are you
mr fauré mr fauré yes oh im sorry im sorry ive never seen you before welcome back how was africa africa yeah you got any bags no no no just me just me you know when i first seen you i thought to myself this guy just stepped out of the jungle and i was right oh its great to see you back i hate to see a young couple like yourselves you know separated like youve been its bad for the marriage call me oldfashioned if you want no no no no no no oh but thats whats wrong with this country you know the family is going down the toilet the toilet
the toilet fifteen years im married to the same woman what uh see see my kids there oh yes i call her twice a day i dont go for that womens lib stuff no sir couples living in sin that sort of thing oh no oh thats no good no good at all oh its terrible yeah well come in now these people are due here any minute so um look i think wed better talk about the situation dont you you got my note of course you did otherwise you wouldnt be here uh i spoke to my lawyer he said not to panic its probably just routine have you got some coffee coffee good idea well just have coffee like any normal married couple
hows the composing didnt you get the big job in california i dont like them you know i prefer to be a waiter than work for people like that but youre not at the restaurant anymore no i quit they said you were fired i hate that captain you know hes really a snob type these people are due here any minute and you stroll around my apartment touching my things do you realize the situation that youve put me in do you im sorry betty its brontë this is hopeless the coffee the coffee yes im about to go to jail youre gonna be deported but what about the coffee oh my god theyre here wait ill get it yeah uh may i speak with mr fauré please
yeah this is mr fauré this is immigration ah okay come on what are you doing better put them in my closet oh god oh we have to talk for gods sake talk about what our story how we met theyre gonna ask us questions no they just want to see us together thats all this happened to a guy at the restaurant they see us they go can you get it chérie let me do the talking no ill do the talking you dont speak much english ill just tell them ill just tell now relax were together dont panic now go
oh isnt this quaint thank you come on up this is mrs sheehan and mr gorsky hi hello hi hi please sit down mr fauré georges please now you entered the country five months ago according to our records yes and already i love it you see yes well land of opportunity such a great country aaalready i feel at home yes ah so lucky beautiful wife apartment yeah plants
oh so lucky you see uh well um your visa a b2 a tourist visa allowed you only six weeks now that in itself is an offense but more recent events have overtaken that your marriage of course gives you automatic residency status now this is your place of residence of course yes you moved here after the marriage yes mmhmm we spoke to the chairperson of the building and he said youd been away mr fauré in africa yes shooting elephants oh with a camera ah a camera oh of course and he brought me back some plants some violets african violets the violets
mm mmhmm and uh where did you live mr fauré before the marriage oh all over the place you see um in the park one night and uh where do you work pardon my husbands a composer hes working on an important composition right now based on his african research a composer we dont uh have a note of that and uh you write what uh rockn roll i write for the ballet your statement on your passport application said you had no criminal convictions is that a true and correct statement of course you speak french mrs fauré not really not exactly no barrier to love though hmm well that about does it were sorry to have troubled you theres been a major clampdown on illegal aliens marrying for residency status and a green card its come down from the top
the white house well you dont want to get the wrong type precisely we understand as a matter of curiosity how did you two meet im sure it was very romantic we you go ahead well uh no you please we just please you we sort of crashed into each other like that goodness yes i was uh carrying a lot of parcels and parcels yes parcels and then ii picked them up and aaand and anton dont forget about anton ah anton yes he was with georges and i knew him anton yes
yes he also helped pick up the parcels yes but the point is darling is that he introduced us oh thats right he did he did yes and well so and ah it was raining and uh oh yes we got soaked i took one other parcels when i pick up mine oh you had parcels too ah uh everyone had parcels so many parcels so uh iii i picked up one others by mistake yes so i had uh my parcels and uh her parcel and i was uhh staggering around like this and uh uh somebody better get the telephone it couldnt be for me well it could be dear but dont worry
ill get it we dont want to have a husbandandwife fight in front of our guests youre still upstate arent you no im not glad youre still there do go on mr fauré phil i cant talk right now hmm the parcels you were up to where you had her parcels oh yes oh im excited so i found this extra parcel can i call you back i saywhat was going on i say to myself and ii open it and it was um uh ladies underwears ladies underwear look um mmhmm so i called anton and he said uhit must belong to betty you mean brontë but i didnt know her name and uh so now i did so um yeah
thats it may i use your bathroom hmm the bathroom what for uh well i need to use it uh bathroom oh no please go ahead where is it what uh the lavatory could you show me where it is oh yes please follow me why am i whispering oh thats great just great no that used to be the bathroom before the renovations i keep forgetting this was the broom closet but we made it into the bedroom you see and this door is the bathroom let him move into my apartment i cant believe youre saying this
well dont look so shocked frankly young lady i think you have your priorities all wrong you kno you married a man you didnt know in order to get a greenhouse that shocked me all right so im oldfashioned when it comes to marriage i happen to think that falling in love has something to do with it you dont but if marrying a stranger doesnt shock you then letting him move in and spend a couple of nights sleeping on the sofa well that shouldnt shock you either oh this isnt happening they want a second interview on monday this is friday that gives you the weekend to get your stories straight two days well i dont see why he has to move in why cant he just meet me here in the park or something because this interviews going to be indepth theyre gonna question you separately theyre gonna want to know the color of each others toothbrush uh what does he like to eat i dont know does he snore youre gonna have to uh study each others habits its like youre cramming for an exam
oh god do i have no alternative sure you can confess everything now hell be deported you could face charges and no more greenhouse its like living in a police state no no its called breaking the law now no matter how trivial it may have seemed to you at the time thats what youve done anyway i think you should uh introduce georges to some of your friends my friends let him get to know them say hes visiting from paris or something no i couldnt bear that hes such a slob ill do it without anybody knowing well thats up to you but listen get that story straight oh by monday evening thisll all be over and we can start planning the divorce i cant wait for your pond thank you wait and ill show you around not that theres that much to see you do know where the bathroom is shoo shoo shoo
come on do you mind not smoking inside whats this its coffee no yes it is its decaf dont you have any real coffee im afraid not ill make you the best coffee you ever had i only drink decaf youll change when you taste this look i dont want anyone to know about this okay so we have to make up a story in case we run into any of my friends something simple youre an old friend i admire your ballet music youre visiting from paris youre staying with me for a couple of nights youre gay gay i dont want to be gay okay youre not gay youre just an old friend and the hotels are all booked up so here you are not a very good story
well you come up with a better one then well i dont know something political terrorist maybe no not a terrorist but politicals good a refugee thats it thatll work no we dont say anything just a friend staying for a couple of nights this is new york youre right mmhmm okay you sleep on the couch and we split expenses ill cook hmm it doesnt smell good put it back please for your birds what this is a birdseed no its muesli put it back ill get some croissants but i like birdseed
sure no okay no you no go ahead no please no no no go ahead choose please come on honey coming oh it is you lauren what are you doing here what am i doing here im like you know buying food well its just not your neighborhood mothers having one of her little musical soirees i told her id pick up a few things for her when am i gonna see your new apartment youre together sort of this is an old friend georges fauré this is lauren adler hi lauren ooh that accent
youre french right this is so weird everything in my life has been french lately monday i buy a jacket its french wednesday i go see a french movie and then last night tony sayslets eat french its like carl jung what do you call it a coincidence something coincidence uhhuh so nice to meet you brontës french friend uhhuh well lauren look if you want to eat french again eh im cooking for brontë uh mmhmm i adore paris id go there all the time if i could oh yes yes i know oh thanks teach me daddy teach me
oh but the last time was for six months hi mrs not right now oh mr fauré mr fauré kids meet mr fauré hes the one thats been in africa hi my kids maybe you two will be thinking about starting a family soon huh shh oh shh shh georges yes georges yes im coming hold the elevator going up hold it hold it going up wait for me they should fix those doors somebodyll get killed around here what did those government people want
its nothing we dont know exactly what they want whats this georges visa a minor problem they said does mr fauré do this and that and about mrs fauré did she go to africa and so on mrs fauré georges mother she died in africa oh im sorry yes oh killed by the elephants i could just sit here and watch you all day georges some stroke of luck huh b having a french chef as a guest stop it lauren so what are you doing in new york georges i just crashed and georges is a political you go on no go on no you please a political what political um ballet
i cant imagine a political ballet you know its sort ofa georges writes for the ballet hes an old friend hes not gay of course not good he just couldnt find a hotel and hes been in africa look we old friend yeah so i dont fuck her what did you kill somebody for this place you probably cut them up and used them for mulch this is amazing so is your french friend i want details later oh lauren please my mother would adore this oh speaking of my mother guess what she and daddy are leaving new york no what about her beautiful gardens theyre leaving
anyway ive told daddy all about the green worms or whatever they are green guerillas yeah well anyway being this great old liberal he says how hed like to give you and your group all the plants no not those beautiful trees the trees the plants everything oh thats fantastic our stocks are so low were desperate for plants uh well wait a minute theres a problem mother wont hear of it but i dont know i think if you talked to her maybe shed change her mind no yeah brontë you didnt eat anything its not my kind of food she likes birdseed its just not healthy all that butter whats the point of life if you dont enjoy yourself do you mind youre like an old married couple so how did you two meet well you know lauren i was uh carrying a lot of parcels lauren its a long story
can i tell you later ive got lots of work i need to do cataloging plants i can take a hint no oh finish your wine oh a little bit more nice to have met you georges nice to meet you lauren eh i see you again hes gorgeous lauren look i i can say this now i did not like phil oh so earnest my god phil and i are still very much together oh im sorry oh im so embarrassed i mean i like phil hes very concerned about the environment and all that yes he is oh typical me putting my foot in it forget it well in that case i wouldnt mind seeing georges again myself
hes dishy gardeners are so weird bye lauren ciao why did you ask her to stay for lunch this is my apartment this is not gonna work no it wont work if i dont know everything about you that silly story about the parcels your mother the elephants lying to my friends its all so horrible and i know youve got a cigarette so you can smoke it outside you begin the lie when you married i didnt make you lie well i didnt ask her to lunch you always blame me you did it too did what married me i did it for the green card why did you do it no one made you no one outside if you push me to be a beast i can be a beast so take care
now look what youve done you silly french oaf hello hey its me i just wanted to thank you for lunch and that greenhouse im so jealous oh lauren im so sorry about lying to you lying to me what are you talking about i mean not telling you yyyou know not having you over here before youre my oldest friend oh please forget it b oh i havent been myself lately youre right about that things are complicated right now you know mothers having this dinner party tonight well i just spoke to her and shes invited you great chance for you to work on her about the trees you could bring georges what are you doing in here i went and uh i bought some beautiful tomatoes for you look thats sweet but and outside come on come outside
and look here we have radishes peppers carrots oh no my plants just weeds i pull i pulled them out no this is my research oh im sorry i bought this for you just dont touch anything okay okay okay and dont go in the greenhouse anymore thats all i ask its my special place you like your plants better than people some people oh god truce okay i dont make the war you asked me before why i did it the marriage well it was for the greenhouse greenhouse i dont expect you to understand but thats why i did it oh i understand you want something you take it
we work tonight study just like school i have to go out then ill come too no why ah your boyfriend the vegetarian no hes away so no its laurens parents place snob types youd call them oh i will embarrass you huh no yes too much oaf no the adlers are thinking about giving some trees to a gardening group im in whats that oh its its just a gardening group we go into poor areas like the lower east side and i came from that life you waste your time what yeah nothing will change down there
it will always be that way better to forget about it forget about it look the trees are very good yes sure sure but you cant eat the trees well nothing changes without hope oh you think the gardens make hope well its something the trees are very good yes but go to the country if you want trees you try telling that to the children they live with chaos despair you may think its nothing to give them a garden to plant or trees to climb but at least its doing something if it amuses you then do it amuses me ill take the mudslide mudslide it is yeah oh richard now little fish swim please dont answer the phone or let anyone in dont be late thanks a lot grab it cab
into the garden thank you i woke up maybe six weeks ago and i saidsaul this is it were leaving brontë how exquisite you look thank you for asking me at the last minute no not at all not at all its just so wonderful to see you its been so long and lauren tells us youve got a brilliant new apartment yes is she here yet my point is its not a question of whether or not its pornographic the question is whether or not it qualifies as art i mean pornography is but you i mean your own daughter have you seen the stuff she does lafayette was on the horse and got off the horse and saluted my ancestor on both cheeks with a big kiss did he need to get off the horse now its very stupid for these environmentalists to plant trees when they dont know what theyre doing they dont listen to me needless to say of course im just your average layman but i have written the appropriate authorities oh ill go alberto
thatll be lauren as an artist our daughter reserves the right to be late at last hi mother this is georges fauré from paris hi oh come on in georges georges is brontës house guest but she was too shy to bring him you dont mind do you mother but of course not i went to pick up brontë and found him all alone do come in georges is a very important composer mother so you two will have lots to talk about oh no no no oh no no mother plays the piano a little get it a little alberto another place if you will everybody id like to present georges fauré a leading french composer ah oh no no good evening
you see the man sitting across from you mmhmm hes very important hes on the board of trustees do you live in paris georges brontë he was all by himself i really think he wanted to come out its okay its okay simon and grace are about to celebrate their 40th wedding anniversary aw congratulations how long have you been married ive been married 35 years are you married georges well uh not usually whatever do you mean well uh not normally youre getting divorced yes definitely oh b youll never get married what makes you say that oh youve turned down enough offers youre gonna wind up some kind of grand old kate hepburn surrounded by lots of beautiful plants
most men i know are too boring or too vulgar to spend the rest of your life with you should change your brand of men oh really really b youre nice you look for the same thing in the man and you wind up with two nices what an awful word well phils nice isnt he phils different hes a gardener are you any relation any relation to the fauré whos that the fauré i love his chamber music and his compositions for the harp theyre so sensual we depend on donations and yeah we just dont have any plants if you could see how these gardens change these childrens lives they just dont have i hear what youre saying and i do hope youll understand brontë but to break up that garden would be a crime see i just cant do it dear the pleasure its given me that itll give to well to whoever buys the place you do understand thank you
and now georges fauré oh yeah georges no no no no i dont play well please you know im not writing oh yes please georges well uh one of your earlier pieces perhaps we should be going yes we really must go georges has jet lag oh why not georges just one piece oh do you mind it isnt often we have a fauré in the house yes thats true please come on georges its not mozart i know would you translate for me madame would ionce i heard the sound of the wind in the trees i think thats it
once i heard the sound of the laughter of childrenand i wept warm salty tears for the lost treeslet the little children come unto the trees and i will give them hope he saidbut there are no trees for the poor lost poor childrendecay is their toy despair is their gamethey have only chaos to climb bravo bravo beautiful i think you just got your trees no no no no ive got it excuse me monticello face cream cream face face cream i hope its okay what the sofa oh sure thank you what for for tonight the song the poem
oh that no i didnt do it for you i just did it for me oh you were mad when i came with lauren yes i was and if youre mad uh we dont study huh and if we dont study i dont get a green card are you composing something now composing well youre always humming that little tune me hum i dont hum yes you do all the time if it bothers you iiill stop no i like it oh funny its the first thing you like about me i dont dislike you georges i have no opinion of you i just want it over and my life to continue as it was before and i am waiting for my life to begin lets get to work and this uh was at my grandmothers house
she had these beautiful beautiful rose gardens roses actually it was mymy grandfather who started the rose garden behind her house thats at the beach we always bought these little hats and this is kindergarten mm oh and uh these are my brothers and sisters oh my dads a writer they live in connecticut he named us all after famous writers kind of puts a curse on your whole life mm i think he wanted me to be something artistic it was okay when i was a dancer but he doesnt really care for gardening hmm thats colette colette austen lawrence and elliot colette austen lawrence elliot this is my dad but uh theres a better picture a strong face a strong man very strong opinions
in fact you and my father you couldnt get two people more different yeah youd hate each other why well youre so rightwing about everything im not wing you are the one with the wing all your ideas are from the same place thats not true these are from college different demonstrations what for oh everything everything this is lauren lauren yeah and phil yes thats phil mmhmm mmhmm you are in love with him yes i am hes kind and sensitive yes he cares about what he puts in his body not like me huh big pig
he was a mechanic but he always dreamed of the gypsies he would like to be a gypsy traveling this one given to me by the putain you knowputain two girls in our town liane and michelle michelle had lovely red hair long red hair and this is how the heart is love and hate if some people say they love everything its not true you know this is how the heart is this is my honesty and this one when i was a bad boy living in the street this is a knife for revenge when someone meant something bad to you you you make this tattoo until you find him and kill him then youyou make another one here with the knife put away but you dont have that one i dont find him yet were you ever in jail yeah what for just kid stuff stealing cars nnothing serious and uh when is your menstruation
my menstruation beginning of the month or the end of the month oh huh its at the its the beginning of the month i didnt really believe that you were a composer i mean we told so many lies its hard to know what the truth is you just have to trust your instinct this was my uh first boyfriend from college hmm he was a musician too he played uh the slide trombone and it was he who first kissed those lips i dont think theyre gonna ask you that good night brontë yes what side of the bed do you sleep on the right side ill take the left side brontë come on we have uh work to doafrica sundayit is hot here in africa
and very greenthe elephants have been restless againi think it must be the drumsit makes them crazyi miss you every day and i ask the same question when are you coming chériedear georgesthe apartment is looking beautifuli only have to look in the fish pond to think of you hurry homeyou are never far from my thoughts much love b this is ridiculous no no no for the green card i do anything give me camera huh we need blue sky mmhmm we are on honeymoon and we have to smile like oafs okay now do it yes do on the skis okay okay ill do one iill do one on the slaloms you know
im very good on slalom will you remember hmm okay i need some blue sky were loadingup our woody with our boards inside and headingout singin our song okay thats good come on baby wait and see okay thats it thatthatthats great yes im gonna take you surfin with me come along baby surfing safari okay thats good yeah im gonna take you surfin with me surfin safari lets go surfin now everybodys learnin how oh lovely lovely come on and safari with me okay come on political ballet what i make the oppressed
you make the victory okay victory victory victory okay okay one more oh the green yes put the plant behind you uh faites attention putputput the green plant of course the green plant thatsthats good we feel the elephants i feel them but oh maybe with the knife like you could ah uh th uh yes this is so silly no no no no thats all right
one more okay okay one more what now handyman handyman yes the good husband always does handyman things oh okay okay yes howbout these oh great okay do some handyman things yeah stay here hello surprise its us darling were in your lobby why didnt you call can we come up of course look um
youre sure its all right of course come on up georges its my parents this is the worst youve gotta go theyll kill me okay ill change no no theres no time okay no time take uh the skis put them back in the closet the skis yes the skis open this please thank you open oh im sorry im sorry its okay come on
just go ill make something up could i have a chat with you and your husband mrs fauré he was just leaving mrs bird yes but i want to know about these government people and last night i heard drums jungle drums no no no no no no not now mrs bird they keep asking all sorts of questions about you and your husband hes not a spy or something is he of course not mrs bird oh mom dad whats going on hello darling ill speak to you later mrs bird how about the drums later what ill talk to you later if youd have called i would have prepared something i made you something since you never come visit these days i guess its up to us oh no its not that
your father had to see someone hokey sort of entrance oh its lovely this is georges hello a handyman oh ah if you could just finish up the work georges yeah i just finish my work oh darling its beautiful i know now why you were so excited its awfully small did they sign the big contracts dad no were not gonna talk about that ah did they sign the contracts they backed out they lied to me dear dont upset yourself one thing i cant stand is a liar you read your paper dear were gonna look at the greenhouse hes upset
oh yes oh it is too beautiful to imagine do you want a hand there georges oh no thanks im justjust measuring shes had the baby already oh whatd they name her now they have a tiffany and a tarquin thank you pretentious dear well hes a pretentious writer too hoho well he is well dont you think so you are in a bad mood i need a screw pardon i really need a screw i thought you were leaving i just fixed the door but i need a i heard what you said in the cupboard under the sink im gonna help georges
he seems a bit lost oh you have to taste this never mind your principles taste this lets get those orchids mom im sure you want to be on your way oh no dear were not in a hurry not at all youre not really a handyman are you georges no im a composer oh i used to be a cleaner when i first started writing long long time ago wed just got married against the wishes of my parents i might add didnt have a bean we fell in love right off oh it was difficult very difficult but yeah when youre in love you know shipboard romance is what it was excuse me oh ill get it no its okay its okay
brontë come here a minute what is this thank you it was right in the middle of a lifeboat drill we suddenly found ourselves in the same boat shouldnt you be going georges now you go on outside with your mother but georges and i have everything under control go on out you go weve been talking about music and love and skiing and all manner of things havent we georges oh yeah oh yeah sit down oh i like your georges brontë a charming man hes not my georges mother he should have left by now well hes keeping your father happy and you know how restless he gets in the city so lets be grateful height five feet seven five eight five eight
yeah brown brown yeah small scar on your ankle how did you know height nose big oh no yes sure it is height uh five eleven yeah um weight you worry too much about weight um at 17 you met helene yeah she was at the university of paris she taught you to read and write music and you lived together for seven years until she died sseven seven years yeah and then you gave up your music for many years right yes but i dont write any music i just play piano always in the bars and anton heard you one night in paris yeah
and said that he would help you start over in america and i wake up in america beautiful country land of opportunity uhhuh ha ha ha okay back to work um you live with two men first peter then stephen both nice guy nice yes thats what you said and stephen wanted tomarriage you but uh you think that marriage is boring ah except for ours oh yeah then you met uh phil him you really love huh but you cant tell them that and i left phil and married me because youre different and funny and dont forget a a good handyman youve had lots of women but you havent really loved anyone since helene except for me and you fell in love with me because ah whats a good reason
i just cant think it cant be that hard to think of a reason uh let me see there must be a reason oh yes because i begin to hear music again its like when i was a little girl yeah the same thing the pot sure no i gave you a five right yeah okay what is it nothing what dont wait up for me phil heyhey oh ho you look beautiful lets go around to your place wait or we can go around to angelos no
oh god im hungry lets go no no no no no lets go this way no no its all arranged come on i made a reservation come here lets go have dinner around just around the corner here no no no no no i have it all planned lets go this way come on no no no oh come on so tell me everything you did while i was away not much not much so you missed me oh yes yes yes i missed you a lot
you sure you missed me of course you sure yes you dont look like you did looks to me like i missed you more than you missed me thats not true you should have been there it was beautiful three tofus and a brown rice i saw us there out in the middle of nowhere grow our own food one night there was this incredible moon you shouldve seen it we had the same moon well yeah but you should have seen it without all the crap in the sky it was glorious it was a cloudy night then all of a sudden out of nowhere this giant shaft of moonlight breaks through the clouds it was all of a sudden like daytime with giant shadows being cast from the trees oh what a beauty now go no phil the guard isnt here
look well get together tomorrow okay just to the door brontë there might be some intruder lurking about hey this is nice okay youve seen me to the door now go no i cant go until ive seen the greenhouse oh phil youve had too much to drink come here mmm oh you feel so good oh phil no mmm oh oh brontë oh oh phil mmm mmm oh phil no no you heard what she said oh merde she said go
whos this go or ill throw you out georges how dare you brontë talk to me who is this get out vegetarian who the hell do you think you are georges no im the husband thats who whatd you say thats my wife youve been grabbing now get out is this true yes but its not the way you think oh god what oh god out now wait a minute out out out out youre the waiter from that restaurant get out i dont know whats going on but im gonna find out pal go on get out no
now you go the interview were going tomorrow out are you upset upset out out no no but the interview i dont care i dont care what happens brontë please now go or ill call the police ill call immigration jail would be better than this at least id have a cell to myself come on ddont be childish brontë ohh open brontë get up go on get up oh no
back to the subway its you uh good morning mrs bird ever since you people moved in theres been nothing but trouble i didnt want to wake you chérie you forgot your key again yes alalways forgetting the key you should have gone to a hotel dear but the board wouldnt approve of such a thing sleeping in the hallways excuse me this isnt africa you know i realize that mrs bird it wont happen again mrs bird why did you do that last night i just dont like vegetarians dont be ridiculous the way he was bothering you i lost control is that supposed to be an apology hes not right for you oh really he knows more about peoples feelings than youll ever know feelings
you dont have feelings at all you snore and your manners are atrocious ah if you think thats important youre a snob well youre a slob youre overweight youre disgusting you say you are a rebel but you are afraid of your father my fathers made something of his life but you live your life like you got it from a book well youre 40 and you sleep in the park and phil oh yes you makea nice love with phil likea vegetables you need a fuck thats the language of the gutter where you came from and where youll end up i am i am the gutter yes but you you are like a plant a caca cactus i once said i had no opinion of you and now i do i hate you i really hate you good good your first feeling oh god the interview oh my god
oh oh do you have do you have a ill do it ill do it ill do it move it you stupid moron im stuck im stuck come on well take the subway well you can take the subway lady but you aint goin nowhere the subway the water main broke the park the park come on the whole citys falling apart come on well get a cab on the other side but the park is too far brontë brontë its too far come on up there this way
youre sure youre sure huh yes because we cant get lost im sure of course im sure to the right where come on come on run for it take care were nearly there this way were not far come on children taxi taxi taxi number 75 were the next father sydney face cream monticello your fathers name was it bertrand or bernard
rene oh you wait in here mr fauré and mrs fauré if youll follow me mr fauré as you know we have doubts that your marriage is bona fide i have here a number of detailed questions your answers will help us make a determination i want you to be brief and to the point i ask you to raise your right hand do you hereby swear that the evidence youre about to give is the truth the whole truth and nothing but the truth i do i do your name is brontë mitchell fauré her father is a writer his name sydney sydney parrish he didnt have a formal education he ran away from home when he was 12 she loves all flowers and weeds thats her research he knows i love salads he likes all fatty foods you know being french she likes to eat such a thing as birdseed birdseed
yes muesli and decaf horrible coffee he hums all the time hums hes composing he hasnt written in a long time he says hes not sensitive but thats not true hes a very sensitive man he makes me laugh shes very kind to people me i dont think that way i dont trust people hes had a hard life in a way he hasnt learned to give but hes got so much to give she has peace i dont have peace he has passion he eats life im sure that just about does it just a few more details five uh feet eight five eleven hundred and twentyfive he wont tell me how much he weighs
she sleeps on the right side of the bed hes on the left her toothbrush mines green her face cream monte carlo thats the only answer i keep forgetting you remember all the other answers is not her fault so please dont touch her i was good i think me too i think youre gonna get what you want your green card oh yes ill see you again i mean i have to get my things well i can leave them with oscar oscar uh good idea yes right youre right as soon as we hear something we can start you know the divorce as soon as possible good luck with your music
i hope you get your big trees huh goodbye georges goodbye brontë the ring no thank you i good morning mrs fauré mr fauré just stopped by he said to give you this ii guess hishis flight was delayed well thank you oscarafrica tuesdaythe elephants have been restless againso restless i just cant sleepi would love to say a last goodbye before this next safari its okay what i think i tried too hard i blew it why didnt you tell me its all right we made a deal if i leave quickly then you keep your beautiful greenhouse i dont care about the greenhouse its time to go mr fauré
no no i write lets go i write every day now mr fauré and the letters will always say the same thingwhen are you coming chérie last night i had a dream ooh about a home no no that was so bright i dont know why it has to be a dream oh chérie why cant i when will i lord help me do you still have them oh oh yeah help me find a home keep your eyes on the prize oh dont be dismayed
dont be dismayed i do deep in your heart you must believe everything is gonna be all right so do i everything is gonna be all right everything is gonna be all right sometimes hot and sometimes cold sometimes im in sometimes im out no i havent had much to eat lord knows i havent had much sleep you know keep your eyes on the prize dont be dismayed dont be dismayed deep in your heart you must believe miss your change if you wish to find the express trafn try the bmt spare a little change anybody spare a little change a little change
i need some lunch watch where youre going there man anybody corrupt society i know the time will be here again when the taxes are taken you know it will lead to the end look at you hi anton ive never seen you all dressed up like this well do i look the part look at me coffee oh oh im so nervous well youre supposed to be nervous on your wedding day oh right right you really look absolutely gorgeous oh thanks i borrowed the dress its a marvellous thing youre doing bronte oh anton please no speeches i think you and georges will no speeches okay no speeches hey hey georges nice to meet you
you too you were very good so were you oh heres anton thats a copy for you bronté ill never forget afrika africa yes where we met oh the coffee shop okay so uh good luck with your life et merci anton and good luck with your composing with what your music oh yes uh right so what happens next thats it you dont even have to see him again you should take a look at that mmhmm that could potentially be a problem thats where we met and hes there now again uh i wish he were here but hes not
hed love the apartment though he travels a great deal but hes the quiet type we both are really whats he doing there hes a composer african music not drums we c0uldnt have someone who played the drums here oh no he studies their music hes an academic he himself is not african hes french oh oh oh french oh what is thisgreen guerillas not some sort of an army is it its a volunteer garden group mrs bird they do very good work amongst the poor and youll notice that mrs fauré is also with our city parks department uh we did have problems with a recent tenant a single gentleman uh who uh neglected the responsibilities associated with 12f mmm thats why the board feels that a young married couple would be more suitable well i think its the fact that mrs fauré is a horticulturist thats very much in her favour yes but it is highly irregular to give our approval without meeting mr fauré l like the couple from the bank
not the one with the dog look im very aware of the situation its just that well i could bring the garden back to the way the late professor had it i dont want to get too technical but the moracus syconia needs thinning and the crinums and the zamias are sadly neglected the chamaedoreas root bound and special care must be taken for the poor cyathaceae dicksonia not to mention the cordyline or the heliconia and theres work nurturing the aspidistra begonias the bromeliads yo baby yo bronté the city fathers give their blessing to the project all right yeah talk about the 11th hour huh ive got some good news oh whats that youre kidding no get this burger king does this this big press hype over at the sheraton centre uhhuh they recreate texas or something hey a giant burger city in the middle oftexas anyway they dont know what theyre gonna do with the soil when theyre all through dave saysi know just the guy wholl take it offyour hands me
uhhuh hey harry how you doin man look at this were officially approved hey lets g0 all right burger king burger king lets hear it for phil who can use a box of periwinkles here you go all right yea italian would be great but ask bronté and phil yeahcause im starved i am too hey bronte are you hungry wanna get something to eat how about you yeah oh yeah yeah the four of us get something to eat ten minutes lets go the all nations okay
yeah hey mmm a little pasta like maybe we could think of certain plants that we could put in there yeah can we order im not your waiter great so who is our waiter yeah well well leave it up to you hey man are you our waiter no sir georges les caries do you want an antipasto lets get out of here its awful i dont think well find anyplace else open this time of night look at this look at this time we have been sitting here a longtime you have chosen uh somebody else go ahead uh what are your specials tonight
uh from switzerland we have um calves liver with our special sauce and uh from old england we have roast beef i dont eat meat why not pardon me if you dont eat meat we have uh fish no i dont eat fish either im a vegetarian ah do you have a vegetarian special of course all nations vegetables good ill have that but no oil or salt no salt for you uh i think ill take the fish me too two for the fish and uh for mademoiselle or is it madame its uhjust here on the right just right here let me come up mmm no what is it a girls dorm
ive never even seen your apartment whats with all the secrecy what secrecy well most girls ive known have tried to crowd me except you mm i could do with a little crowding from you you coming or what okay okay evening mrs fauré hello oscar theres some mail here mostly addressed to miss parrish i guess some folks dont know youre married i still go by the name parrish womens lib huh yes i guess so nothing from africa oh i already checked i guess hes still on safari huh something like that good night mrs fauré good night oscar hello mrs fauré
yes my name is gorsy im with the investigations department of the ins the what immigration my partner and i are down in the lobby we wondered if we might have a word with you uh and uh your husband what is it you want to know i just want to speak with georges fauré he doesnt work here any more what he was rude to a customer we dont stand for that excuse me no please i must find him do you know where he lives georges fauré is trouble you would do best to avoid him now ify0ull excuse me young lady i have customers waiting youre a friend of georges where are you going im to see mrs fauré oh
and who are you mr fauré mr fauré oh im sorry im sorry ive never seen you before welcome back how was africa africa yeah you got any bags no no nojust me just me you know when i first seen you i thought to myselfthis guy just stepped out of the jungle and i was right oh its great to see you back i hate to see a young couple like yourselves you know separated like youve been its bad for the marriage call me oldfashioned if you want no no no no no no oh but thats whats wrong with this country you know the family is going down the toilet the toilet the toilet