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A nickeless cage.
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What do you call a zoo enclosure without any change?
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I'm now barred from my local bookies.
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I stripped naked after losing a bet yesterday.
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How many of our friends do you see?
Just Juan.
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Hey, Jose!
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He kept all the foreskin and had a tailor make it into a wallet. Rub it for 5 minutes and you get a briefcase.
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My uncle performed circumcisions...
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I guess you could say it's not my forte.
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I can't play music in piano;
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Because he was tired of working with assholes all day
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why did Bob quit working at the toilet paper factory?
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A pedophile.
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What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole?
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Yet none of them can drive.
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All women are different.
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It was *in tents.*
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Did you hear about the fire at the circus?
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Police say they have nothing to go on.
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News just in. There are reports that all the toilets have been stolen at Scotland Yard.
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I just couldn't handle the risk.
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I changed my major from being an actuary.
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When his dick tastes like shit
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How do you know when your best friend is gay?
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Gangs don't have to pay for friends.
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What's the difference between a fraternity and a gang?
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Their last big hit was the wall.
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What do Princess Diana, Kurt Cobain, and Pink Floyd all have in common?
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errr mer GERD
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How do people with acid reflux complain?
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It's a shelter for lightly battered women.
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Have you heard of the Tempura House?
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Pre-nup brittle.
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What candy do you give your wife before you get married?
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The cow didn't make it.
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What happens when you find bones on the moon?
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Well urine luck.
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Want to hear a good pee joke?
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She used to be a National Historical Landmark before all of the modifications.
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Joan Rivers is just like Soldier Field...
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Thank you for coming!
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What is the last thing the host of an orgy says to his guests?
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The union worker sets out a dozen cookies he baked.
The CEO grabs them all and tells the tea partier that the union member stole his cookie.
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A CEO, a union worker and a tea party member sit down at a table ...
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I was reading the lost and found section of the paper and saw this:
"Found, one black boy's bicycle."
Wonder how they knew?
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Lost and Found
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... ground up and in the freezer.
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I like my women like I like my coffee ...
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if you lay your ear on it, you smell the sea
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My wife has a seashell tattooed on the inside of her leg
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Face muscles
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You wanna know what makes me smile?
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What did the Nazi Police Officer Give to the Schoolchildren?
SWAT Sticka's!
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What did the Nazi Police Officer Give to the Schoolchildren?
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Those guys really raise the roof!
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Have you ever been to an Amish party?
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You osculate its tit a lot!
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How do you titillate an ocelot?
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It was a "shitzu."
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Went to the zoo today. There was only one animal.
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Jokes suck when people
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Put the punchline in the title.
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A lickalotopuss.
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What do you call a lesbian octopus?
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You don't know?
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How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
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A tahini bit.
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How much hummus did the anorexic girl order?
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...if you're fat enough.
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All jeans are skinny jeans...
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He was a"salted"
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Why was the peanut rushed to the hospital?
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Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.
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I recently learned that bison of eastern new york who are bullied by bison of the same region mimic the behavior upon the remainder of the community. In other words...
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All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
All work and no pay makes Jack a Mexican.
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Jack
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...sits down and orders a bowl of diameter ice cream. The waiter asks, "You want pie with that?"
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So a circumference walks into a restaurant...
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Well we're having it tonight. It's [wats](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wat_%28food%29) for dinner!
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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?
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This morning she asked how I wanted my eggs.
I told her, "Ovariesy."
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My wife's a biology teacher...
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To get to the same side.
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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip?
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It wooden go.
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What was wrong with the wooden car?
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..asks her father, "Dad? Can I have 50 dollars?" he says, "40 dollars? What do you need 30 dollars for?"
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A Jewish girl..
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Gives me something to read while i'm in the shitter.
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I like a girl with words tattooed on her back.
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