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You know what I see - - no, more like hear a lot these days, is people calling other people gay as an insult. Now what makes people come up with calling others gay? Now here's an example. Hey, hey, you wanna trade Pokemon or Ziegfield cards? Or, or, or we can play, we can play superheroes. Oh, can I be Optimus Prime? Dude, you are so gay. Dude, the cool kids do crack. Oh, my mommy says, say no to drugs. Okay, how the hell does playing Pokemon cards or -- or --- or dancing or holding hands with another guy make me homosexual? I don't get these people. This is how it is in my school. Okay, here's an example. All right, um, when they see two guys are gay, they're together, they're like no, ew, no. No, no that -- that doesn't go together - - you know, two guys, no. two sticks, no. It just doesn't work like . But when they see two girls, they're like, get it on. And I don't get these people. I've never seen someone say like, oh, you're so homosexual or you're so lesbian or you're such a child molester. It is always the word gay, cause apparently gay is now an insult, even though the word means like happy and lively and that kinda giddy feeling you have inside, like -- -- but no you have to turn that happy word into a mean word. Apparently, we can do that now, turning good things into bad things. It's like how Spiderman felt good, but then that -- that -- that grease that gets all over him and then and then evil Dr. Octopus. That's so gay, you like Spiderman. Lar, I'm going to the movies with the guys to watch Mama Mia. You never know if other people are offended by what you say. I'm not saying you're a bad person if you do it. I used to do it all the time. I'm more focused on why we say it. In the end, we're all the same. You know, there's nothing wrong with it. I was just wondering where it all came from, you know. All right, thanks a lot for watching. Oh, yeah and the club channel is up and running. So, make sure to check that out because there's gonna be a lot of cool stuff on there. We'll do up to like four challenges at a time. We'll do contests, dares, questions. In the end, there's gonna be a lot of viewer interactions, so it's gonna be really fun. We may even put other people on the video too. So check it.
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Hey there, if you are watching this movie you probably all ready know what Circle Lens are. For those of you that don't I will just let you know really quick. Um, Circle Lens is a type of contact lens, um, that make your iris appear larger. So they're really good for cross playing or giving a dolly effect. They also help with helping make somebody look, like, more awake. And, um, they're colored lens usually. They come in, like, black, brown, but like, green, blue, all different colors. They're really good for people who have dark eyes because they're made -- usually they're made in Korea or Japan and, um, they're made so the colors will show very vibrantly on dark eyes. Right now I'm actually wearing a pair of Circle Lens. I'm wearing the Geo Nudy in violet. Um, they probably don't look that great because the light's not that great. Anyway, um, the point of this video is to let you guys know about a website that sells the Geo Brand Circle Lens for a really good price. Um, the website is called geocirclelens. web. com and all of the lenses on the site range from sixteen dollars to eighteen dollars. The is only five dollars so that is really good. The, um, girl who runs the site also does a bunch of promotions. Like, if you buy five pairs you get one free but you don't have to buy them all in one purchase, she will keep track of them for you. Um, she caries different kinds, she does back orders and she also carries in stock lenses so those will get to you within two to five days. Um, she carries the Nudy, the Angel, The Magic, the Piercing, any kind of lens that you might need. Um, also she responds to e mails really quickly, so, I'll put a link for the website and her e mail in the sidebar. Um, so if you have any more questions just ask her. All right, bye. I thought you're giving me cue, oh, wow, hey there. I just -- whatever we'll just keep going, Circle lens -- Are you still recording? What it means to know. Aooo aweee abumbaway -- Is it recording? Yeah. Oh.
VLOG5
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Doing a standard re tweet themed, so web two point zero, and you guys know how I roll, I'm all three point zero up in here. Anyway, I got a message about CD's, umm, she, here I -- I -- you know I finally hear at three forty seven A. M. , I got to watch her Actions Talk, umm, episode -- I don't know what to call it -- like, interview? It's on Actions Talk about her website, sohobiztube. So, I'm -- I'm throwing this on the twitter, and the link to her interview is uh, you're on the YouTube right now, and the link is right there. But I wanted to say a -- a few things about CD. CD is the person who saw me speak one day and put me on the cover of her magazine here. That I am, looking all -- looking all something. Um, and she's putting together this website, sohobiztube, which a -- whose goal I guess is to be -- she says the YouTube for businesses, but I -- you know, I look forward to umm, businesses getting schooled in the arts of picking up a little, uh, digital camera like I have here, and running around their business like, hey, look at my business, look at my business, and then putting it on the internet. That'll be, that'll be awesome, you gotta have more of that. Oh here, I have my old broken camera. See businesses, you can take your camera, and then you can record like this, and then you can put it on sohobiztube, and connect with other elite business ninjas on the interwebs. Ok the -- I -- anyway - the, the video is actually good. There's some cool, insightful stuff in there. It's ten minutes, which at, you know, at first, you know for us A. D. H. D. internet people you're like oh no, but, it's worth sitting down through it and watching it. And I'm going to, uh, release you from this, uh, uh, video experience, and uh, go -- go check her out. I'll put her twitters and my twitters and the link to the video over there. And check out the other Actions Talk videos if you're into being an entrepreneur and being up at three A. M. , and having your house look like that, you know what I'm saying? Ok, I'm good, I -- huh -- duh -- huh, time to go to sleep.
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Hello, and welcome to the XXXX. My name's XXXX and the following is written by David Thorney, Thorney, ney, nei, Tho -- Thoreau, Thor, Thor -- I don't know if the E is silent. Welcome to the XXXX, where we XXXX report. Obviously, having your own monkey would be a fantastic idea, because they're quite intelligent and yet unable to speak. They have the advantage of learning quickly through beatings while being unable to tell anyone. Below, is a list of the kind of monkeys that would be good to have. The list is far from complete as it omits Jet Ski Monkey, Boiling Water Monkey, Battlestar Galactica Monkey, but covers the basic best kind of monkey there is, Disguise Monkey, monkey that wears a disguise. If I had a monkey, I would borrow my mom's sewing machine and make my monkey a little monkey suit. Then if anyone said that's not a real monkey, it's just a monkey suit, I can see the zipper, I could say, I bet you fifty dollars it's a real monkey. And when they say that seems like unreasonable, but you're on, my monkey would take off the monkey suit, and they would have to pay me fifty dollars, and I would buy drugs with the fifty dollars, for the monkey so that he could live with himself for having to live inside a monkey suit all day. Gambling Monkey, monkey that likes to gamble. If I had a monkey, I would teach him how to count cards like Dusting Hoffman in Rain Man, and sneak my monkey into a casino. And if anyone said, that's a monkey, whose monkey is that, I would say that is not my monkey. Channel changing Monkey, monkey that changes channels. If I had a monkey, I would teach how to use all of the entertainment equipment. I would save money on batteries for the remote controls by having my monkey change the channels for me. With the money I'd save on batteries, I would buy drugs. I would share the drugs with my monkey, while we watched Black Books and Stephen Chow movies. Surveillance Monkey, monkey surveils. If I had a monkey, I would teach him to track down people who annoy me, by using their profile photo and Google maps. Using an earpiece to communicate, I would have my monkey conceal himself behind the person typing on Facebook. And when that person wrote something stupid, I would have my monkey run up and slap them on the back of the head really hard, and then make a quick escape. Having several monkeys would be more convenient, but I don't have time to train seven monkeys, with having to do my own hair in the morning and all. Web monkey, monkey on the web. If I had a monkey, I would teach it download porn for me. This way I could spend my time watching it instead of looking for it. I estimated this would save me a hundred and thirty seven hours a week. I would obviously require a monkey with similar taste for mine, but how hard can it be to find a monkey with a fondness for pregnant German women, in latex. Monkey monkey, monkey monkey monkey. That's my monkey. Final summation, having a monkey sounds like a lot of fun. In the comments below, what would you train your monkey to do? I bet it's dirty, o ho, o ho. The best comments are going to make it onto the next show. And I love you, have a wonderful day. Muah. Kisses to your mom, because she knows you know that I know that we know what we both might not know. Lord.
VLOG7
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Hey you guys, um, I decided for this video I would be holding a Christmas ball. I just took it off my tree because it broke and, um, it's kinda plastic, a bit stupid, but I just thought since Christmas is coming up soon, that I'd, you know, my video that's, uh -- that's my attempt. All right, let's start off this with, um, a little recap. Um, I haven't made a video, um, in a while, so I guess this is time to you just talk a bit more about what happened last week and the week before last, and my views on it. Sadly, a lot of really good acts have actually been booted off X Factor, um, names such as Lucie Jones; Lloyd Daniels; add Danyl Johnson; all really good contestants, but I don't really think they made the cut. And the finalists now are the ones who really deserve to be in there, and are the ones that are definitely the best. But I was still very sad to see those three go. Um, when I found out that John and Edward, , um, were kicked off, I was really happy, because every second when I saw them perform, I died a little inside. Isn't that sad? Last week, after watching Lady Gaga perform Bad Romance in her awesome devil costume and starting off in a bath that apparently was from Simon Cowell, I, uh, placed my vote for Oli. I am about to place my vote this week for Oli Myers. Thank you for calling The X Factor. and be with you. Woow! Go Myers! All right, let's talk a little bit about this week, because that's probably the most important thing at the moment. Um, I sadly don't have my TV yet. Um, actually, . That's for my TV when it comes. It should have come a couple of weeks ago, but it still hasn't come. Damn. Can't wait. And, um, this is my tree and our stockings -- and I kinda went off the point, but anyway. Um, yeah. So basically, uh, I watched a couple of performances on the ITV Channel Four for X Factor, and, um, I was really disappointed. Last week was amazing. All the acts did brilliantly; they sang really well; I was -- wanted them all to stay in, 'cause they all did so fabulously. But this time it was terrible. They did just terrible. So, yeah, Stacey was kicked out, big deal -- she did terrible. I liked her -- her first audition and she went downhill from there. She just wasn't that great. I don't like her personality. It's too corky and funny and cute and really, really hyper. It's like she's always, constantly fueled with coffee and caffeine and whatever other stimulants I could -- I could think off, but I can't. Anyway, it's like she had a tube in her puffing , and she's always so hyper it pissed me off. So I'm so glad she got kicked off. Um, but yeah, I think Oli's going to win, I'm sorry. Both Oli and Joe have got a lot of support. However, Joe is younger, less experienced, while Oli's older, smarter, cooler, better and just way more appealing than any of the other competitors since the whole show started. Um, so I'm really hoping he wins. All right, now it's your time to get video responding and commenting on this video. Please tell me what you think, um, about this week's, uh, shows, last week's shows, whatever. Who you want to see win the X Factor and who do you think, um, would be, like, the best record producing artist out of all the expected contestants. Because already, Lucie Jones and Lloyd Daniels and John and Edward have already -- still are pretty famous, even though they already got kicked off, which was, um, inevitable, because liked them. Anway --
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Hey guys. Well, I just got back from a Miley Cyrus concert at the o two. I'm totally excited, but my voice really hurts. I was kind of, like, screaming the whole time. Yeah. And, um, it was so awesome and I'll upload footage later, and, oh my God, it was amazing. I was shaking so much. It was so cool. And I've got my pint of water. Whoa. I look a wreck. I looked great the whole time for it. Right up until the car journey home, and I started crying with laughter. And XXXX which I will film at some when -- I'm not continuing that again. I can't believe she did that. Yeah, so I'll just say it now. But, um, yeah, it was so awesome at the O2, it was insane. It just flew --just flew. So, yeah. And, I got a totally email show today. Like emo mazing. It's totally awesome. Wanna see it? I made it. It's like a tank top. Oh, it's on the reverse for you. Yeah, like a tank top, and I always wanted to be Miley. What video have I taken that from? Yeah, that's my top I made. Yeah, you can tell 'cause it's all roughly stitched on 'cause I didn't do it properly. It's like a tank top, and if you don't know what that means, go to Home Miley thing . I'll put up a link or something. I'm sorry. My throat really hurts and I've been talking for a minute. Um, yeah. So, personally check out Miley Cyrus, personal and Miley Mandy shirt. Um, yeah, that's all I have to say at the moment. Lots of log blog blogs coming up. Log blogs. Um, yeah. Plus a music video - it's barely a music video, I did Media. It will be coming up soon. Yeah. See you later, don't get .
VLOG9
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Hey guys, it's Monday. Have you ever recorded an entire video only to discover that for some reason or another you don't have the footage that you just took? Well, that just happened to me and I can tell you that it is like the most frustrating feeling in the world. Actually, probably not, but it's really frustrating. Yeah. It makes me really angry. I don't even want to think about how long it has been since we have posted a video on this channel, but I am very happy to be back and I should be looking at the square. I'm looking at the square. So I hope you had a good first day or first week of school. I started school today. I'm usually excited for it to start but this -- this year, I just felt like this summer went by so fast. English, history and drama should be okay. English is my favorite subject so it's really hard for me to dislike my English class. And I'm taking French two, Chemistry, Study Hall, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah -- help. It's boring. So that is that. The information we got in English class says, you cannot hide in this class. Ha, ha, ha. Summer reading -- we had to read three books. We read The Devil in the White City, which was sort of not a political but like a, um, murder mystery type biography ish historical thing. I told you before I suck at book summer reads. People are like what's the book about and I'm like, nuh -- especially explaining stuff like Harry Potter. I just always sound so stupid. The Color Purple Witch I actually enjoyed a lot. The Sun Also Rises, which all I have to say about this book, is that it's awful. And if you have a choice, don't read it. Oh, do you want to see something really scary? Monstrous Elements of a Literature book. And it's huge. And gigantaur . Blah. Oh. Here's a picture of me and a giant lizard of the zoo. Stop shaking. Stop. Mmhhmm. So I've talked about school and the first day first, so I could, like, have the second part of this video be actually happy and talk about summer. I had a really great summer. It was too short because, um, the only part of the summer that I actually enjoyed was July because June was like super boring, because I was just stuck here. I went to Fairhope to visit my grandmother for the fourth of July and then I drove back with Katie to Montgomery. For two weeks, I was a counselor at Camp Shakespeare. I've been a counselor for three years now. Um, I was a camper for four. This is the first year that I've actually bonded with, um, all the other counselors and I miss it a lot, and we did not get to spend enough time together. Between being a counselor and then going to the teen camp, I made a bunch of new friends as well as, um, getting to spend time with the friends I already had, who I love. And I miss everyone so much. And next summer, I hope I can be with you guys even longer. Teen camp was great. It was a week and we did Othello, and one of the first things that our acting teaching said to us was, you may notice that there are no African American children here. So, it will be a learning experience. And it was. We had some girls playing Othello because it was all split up so, there were like several of each character so everyone had a chance because there were a lot of people. But we had girls playing Othello. I was one of the Cassios, so I didn't really like bitchy, yeah, like I was one of the Cassios, yeah. Yes. My summer was very good and I am sad that I am back and going to school. Pppffff, it's kind of a bummer. This has been a boring blog and I'm sorry, but I am glad that the pseudo Canadians are back. I don't have any questions to answer, because we haven't been doing this project for a while and we're just sort of starting afresh. But Russell, I would like to know some of the stuff you said in your thing that you did over the summer, okay? The American Dream definition because that's what our English class this year is going to be about. It's American lit so it's going to be about the, um, American experience, our teacher said. I keep fooling with my hair 'cause I remember that you posted up all this and that was like ha, ha, my definition is really sarcastic, and then you put that quote by George Carlin that says, it's called the American dream because you have to be asleep to believe it. So yes, please summarize or read part of what you said 'cause I would like to know it. My question for you guys is what was your favorite part of this summer? Um yeah, so that's about it. Tell me your favorite part of the summer and put stuff on your head.
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Hey everybody, it's Monday, July twenty seventh, two thousand and nine and that means it's time for another edition of XXXX. Governor Palin's back in the news this week as she transitions from Alaska governor to Alaskan citizen. Pending all power to Lieutenant Governor Parnell, she had a few choice words for the Media. It is, as throughout all Alaska, that big wild, good wife teaming along the road that is north to the future. That's what we get to see every day. Now what the rest of America gets to see along with us, is in this last frontier there is hope and opportunity and there is country pride. And it is our man and women in uniform securing it. And we are facing tough challenges in America with some seeming to just be hell bent maybe on tearing down our nation, perpetuating some pessimism and suggesting American apologetics. What? And we can resist enslavement to big central government that pressures hope and opportunity. Be wary of accepting government largesse. It doesn't come free and often accepting it takes away everything that is free. Melting into Washington's powerful, caretaking arms will just suck incentive to work hard and charge our own course right out of us. Uh, wait. Is that -- no way, what? She made a good point there at the end. But sometimes I have to wonder if I'm listening to Sarah Palin or Nicholas Fain . In other news over the weekend I heard the story of Troy Anthony Davis. Do you know who he is? You should. Mister Davis was sentenced to death for the murder of an off duty Savannah, Georgia police officer named Mark McPhail back in nineteen ninety one. Davis was convicted solely on the testimony of nine eye witnesses. Since that time three eye witnesses have recanted, admitting that they were coerced and two other eye witnesses admitted that they never even saw the murder take place. Despite a wealth of information that has been presented to the court and some new evidence yet to be presented, Mister Davis remains on death row after eighteen years. For more information about Troy Anthony Davis and how you can help in his case, check out IAMTROY dot com. That's all I've got for this week for everybody. I hope you enjoyed the show because although I started recording on Monday, July twenty seventh, it's Tuesday, July twenty eighth and that time has come. Gotta get out of here for work, new work schedule, so until next time, keep checking out XXXX dot com for daily blog posts, updates and etcetera and meet me back here Monday for new video or XXXX. Thanks for watching.
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Hello, everyone. It's XXXX. Hi, XXXX. This morning I enjoyed watching your One Man's Opinion video and you may be surprised to learn that I have no disputes, no disagreements with uh, basically, anything that you said. But I think that where -- and you can tell me if I'm wrong -- where our opinions might begin to diverge is what happens after you try your best at being a bootstrap kind of guy, uh, and you fail. I mean, we all know what happens if we work hard and if we are successful and we can take care of ourselves. Life is good. But the missing pieces -- what happens when things awry? Now oftentimes it's through no fault of the person. For instance, somebody loses a job and in turn loses their healthcare. A person who gets sick and gets dropped from his coverage, or a person who has a preexisting condition and can't get coverage at any kind of an affordable rate. I mean, what do we do with people like that -- people like that who, by the way, could be you -- could be me, no one knows what tomorrow will hold. And we -- in most of my videos, uh, I like to note that I don't necessarily try to be persuasive, uh, to get people to see my point of view or to change to my point of view. I happen to be a persuasive guy so that just happens but it's -- it's not the intent. Normally what I'm trying to do is, you delve into a concept, something above the -- the fray, something above the raucous, misfit -- uh -- that's normally the political debate. For instance, in the healthcare debate, everyone's talking about things that have nothing to do with healthcare itself. So, you know, diving into those things doesn't really do any good. I'm trying to get above that, and, you know, maybe talk about things that are important to people. That might be something worth talking about, and that's . Uh, when I was watching your video, I started to think, you know, we -- we all feel proud of being American. It's a great country. But what are we really saying when we're saying we're proud to be American? Is it just, we're proud of our achievements? Do we care at all about those who, for whatever reason, are having difficulties? To me, the country -- being a part of the country is akin to being a part of any other community. And any community, whether it be family, friends, neighborhoods -- it's not uncommon for there to be an outreached hand or to try to help those who have a need. This particular discussion about healthcare -- it's really scary to me that those who have healthcare now, like myself, settle that they're okay and they very well might be today. But we have to think about what will happen tomorrow. Now -- and the insurance companies have thrown a whole lot of money into derailing this, and unfortunately, they're being successful. And I touched upon that in my last video. But I've got to think that people should be more -- should be more foresighted and see that this is not a debate only for insuring those who do not have insurance. It's a debate to try to make the entire insurance business one that will not run us into bankruptcy. And I think that as a country, we should pull together to fix what is clearly a broken, uh, system. Some things -- I'm a capitalist, I assure you, and I'm out there trying to make money like everyone else. But some things do not work within capitalism alone. Governments have a place. Hopefully it's to do the will of the people and also to do the right thing even if sometimes it's unpopular, as was the initial, uh, vote on Social Security. There were many people who were saying saying things they're just saying now about the horrors that would happen. They were saying the same things then that they're saying now. And none of those things happened. It indicates -- looking back on my whole life, I know that someone gave me an opportunity, deserved or undeserved. Someone did. It had nothing to do with my abilities, or my will, or my perseverance. I could be the brightest guy in the world -- which I'm not -- but if I were, I still would need someone else to give me a chance. Someone forgave my youthful indiscretions, my youthful impertinence. Someone thought it was a good idea to provide education for our young. Someone decided it was important to build roads. Someone also thought that it would be a good idea to provide health insurance and healthcare to people -- Americans -- when they got old. Someone decided to build -- to build systems for clean water and systems to dispose water through sewage. These are all things that an individual cannot accomplish. So for those who say that government has no place, I think that's wrong. Now what happens sometimes is that this process gets corrupted, and consequences ensue which you and me are not happy with. But I think it's not even debatable that there is a place for government and that there are many things that individuals -- the best and the brightest, the luckiest, whatever category you want to put them in -- cannot achieve on their own. So I believe that now is one of those times, just like when we built the roads or the water, sewage. We should find a way to fix the healthcare system, to find a way to be good Americans and take care of one another. Bye bye now.
VLOG12
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So, um, ehh, I don't know -- I don't know what else I can say. I'm just too fast you little fuckers. And when the thoughts goes -- goes too well; just letting the thoughts come rolling. I saw Nine Inch Nails live, my favorite band. I saw, you know, I saw Nine Inch Nails, my favorite band, live, back in November. November the fifth, to be exact. Uh, right after the election. That was fucking amazing concert. Um, I think I'm going to call this video the most random shit ever, just the most ra -- I know, I okay -- I know, shh, quiet. I know a lot of my vids are already pretty random but, seriously, what to talk about? So many things in the world to talk about, so many things. Well, fuck politics. I don't know shit about that, or economics, or any of that stuff. I mean, I -- I can say I know a little bit about what's going on, but I'm not gonna get into it. That was never my intention, to start up some blog -- start up some blog where I just chat about, you know, things that I don't know shit about. So -- uh, in other words, I don't know enough to talk about them, or encourage it. You get the idea. I'm not even looking at the camera when I talk, I'm kinda looking off into space. I gotta stop that, I'm not even looking at the camera. Need to just stare at the camera, give it a sexy stare. Just kinda -- you hearing that sound, that little chukka chukka, chukka, chukka? Can you hear it? Chukka chukka, chukka, chukka. Those are my legs; they're shaking to and fro. But they're not shaking out of perverted purposes, perverts. Or pedophiles, you know who you are. Made a pretty pointless vid here. I mean this is very, very terrible -- this is a very terrible video and I'm very sorry. Just keep talking and talking and talking. I'm gonna have a fucking terrible time editing this shit out, when I wake up or whenever I do this. Um, oh yeah, I'm going to go at -- well, I could go -- I could just write it down, but I guess I'll just say it, before I forget about it. I think I orig -- I originally started the video camera, started the webcam with the idea of getting this thought down. That way I could remember it and go back over it. Just uh, some of you may consider this terrible or whatever but some of you may consider it making fun of our -- of our -- of our troops, you know of -- of the -- of the American troops, not going to say our troops. Don't give me that, don't you give me that. I don't own these guys. No, I don't, I don't. And I'm not into this for -- but I'm not getting into politics, okay? I'm staying away from it tonight. Um, yeah, I realize they're humans and all that -- but okay, anyway -- anyway. Okay, so anyway, like I was saying, you know, God bless the strong and brave men and women, your stand around hunter while he's high. God bless our troops, standing around them. I just kinda thought, you know, I was kinda thinking to myself about that, like, seems like whenever I'm a little out of it, or, you know, due to probably some substance or whatever. Well, I guess I'm never really safe to be around. In a certain sense, it's not, like, I'm just going to bust you up all a sudden but, you know, you're obviously not going to have the best dreams after hanging around me for a bit. Anyway, so I'm talking about, you know, like, if I'm a little out of it due to a certain substance or whatever. Um, anyone -- anyone who is around me, you know, who is actually brave enough to stay around me, um, for fear of my, you know, just going too far, um, I gotta give you credit. Gotta give you lots of credit and pats on the backs. Lots of pats on the backs, lots and lots of pats on the backs. I'm getting to that point where I'm not really -- I -- I'm actually pretty tired, but, oh man, I could go to sleep, but I kinda think I wanna stay up for a bit. I'm actually waiting for a gift by um, by Trent Reznor or by Nine Inch Nails. They have it up on their site and Iam. com. They have this thing up there since the seventeenth I think it is, um saying, you know, we may have a new video -- we may -- whoa -- you know, we may have a -- we may have a little hol -- we may have a little holiday gift for you soon, check back. So you have the word may, you have the word soon, where you have those words, and it's just -- those words are so uncertain. Last time they said soon, it took what, two weeks, you know? Two weeks for something to pop up on the site. Um, and then may, it's like a, well, that's -- I mean, Trent is very committed to his fans and Iam is very committed to the Nine Inch Nails community, of course. Um, but you know, when you say the word may, it's kinda like, well I may edit this video tomorrow. But then again, if I'm saying I may, wait hold on . Bless me, thank you, thank you so much. Such a great, great person. But yeah, it's like I'm saying I may edit this video tomorrow. Um, you know, I -- I uh, I may not edit this video tomorrow. May is -- is half and half. That's like saying, well, you know, might do it might not. Either or. Um, but then we got 'em to say may do it soon. That's kinda like well I might do it in the near future or I might not, you know? Might take a long time, it might never be there, it might actually be there pretty soon, and considering it's a holiday gift, you know, I'm thinking okay, let's see what time it is. Well it's about two forty five here, which is fifteen minutes of course 'til -- that is a quarter 'til three, um, which means that it would be midnight over in California, by that point, and that's where Nine Inch Nails is basically located right now, in California, which means their New Year's would strike and the New Year would strike and um, they would -- um, that would be the other -- that would be another opportunity for the whole holiday idea, 'cause Christmas already came and went; there was no gift, you know? But, now this is New Years, so maybe a different situation. So I'm kinda excited about that; I might stay up for a bit. Long tangent there, very long, I know, but well, I love expressing myself.
VLOG13
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Hello, so I'm -- keep looking at myself. Um, I just saw the new Lady Gaga video for her song, Bad Romance and uh, I have to say I thought it was actually pretty -- pretty cool, um, there was a few things that I want to address though. Um, there's this part where you see her spine and it looks like -- when you see the video, you see her spine when she's like in the shower thing or whatever and that just kinda freaked me out a little bit, just saying. Um, and she was wearing Alexander McQueen, um the shoes from his most recent runway, the Devil's Hooves as I call them. I thought that was pretty cool that she did that and um, let's see. I love how it looks really good quality right there but I'm pretty sure as soon as I upload it, it's gonna look all gritty. Um, just gonna go for it. Um, hmm, uh, yeah okay, back to the video. I'm just trying to collect my thoughts. Um, I just -- I just saw it like maybe five seconds ago. Seriously, like five seconds ago I saw it and I was -- I just had to make a video and tell you that I thought it was actually pretty good and I didn't really understand the concepts. She was like a vampire prostitute, who was being sold off to the highest bidder, and then she kills him at the end by setting him on fire? Is that the concept or is that what the plot of it is? Is that the synapsis, synopsis, synopses? Um, yeah, I'm sorry, I'm just -- I'm really bored. I didn't go to school today 'cause I didn't feel good and um, Twitter was all Lady Gaga, Bad Romance, so the video just premiered like, today, so I -- well, on YouTube at least, I've never seen it on TV. Then again, do they really play videos on TV anymore? Not really. But, um, overall I thought the music was really good. Um, Lady Gaga doesn't really have that great of a range, in my opinion, but I thought she did some really interesting things with her voice, like a whole, part, I thought that was pretty cool. But um, yeah. I don't know, just overall I thought it was pretty interesting. I don't want to say like its amazing or anything, but I don't want to say it's terrible, I just think it's pretty interesting. And um, that's all .
VLOG14
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And here is . I don't know if you can hear me or not, probably or hopefully because this music is really loud. But uh, I wanted to apologize YouTube, because I've tried countless time to upload the same videos and for some reason it's just not being cooperative. I don't know, but um, I've been trying for a week to upload the ones for local bloggers that I did. Sorry guys, um, my promotion video might be up, might not. I don't know, well-- well I mean, like, it might be up eventually. Um, yeah, ah, right now I'm in North Carolina. Ah, where are we? What town are we in? Oh, um, Fairfield? No, we're at the Fairfield Marriot but we're in a -- North Carolina? , we were just at some first -- basketball game, uh, where we played a song and stuff. But um, I just wanted to apologize. We are going to do another blog with all of my friends that are in this room. The other ones are downstairs getting our pizza. So, when they come back --
VLOG15
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Well, hello everyone and welcome to the XXXX. It's December twenty ninth two thousand and six. A couple of days left in this year and we'll be in a whole new year. I certainly hope that, uh, two thousand and seven is a great year for everybody watching and I hope that our country and the world has a much better year than we've had this past year. Well I want to start right off today by talking about some of the things that are in the news. In fact that's today's shows about, it's a news day. Um, and a hot topic has got to be everywhere in this country, at least tech wise has got to be Steve Jobs. Steve Jobs is in the news today and, uh, he is being investigated by the Securities Exchange Commission for possibly accepting some, uh, some stocks under a um -- I'm not exactly sure what's going on -- I don't want to make some comments that are inaccurate, but he is being investigated in that manner. Now I saw on the Today Show that most people buying Apple related equipment would still do so whether Steve Jobs was indicted for problems or not and I, uh, I would understand that assumption. But nonetheless, um, the fact that a high profile businessman like Jobs might be involved in some irregular stock purchasing, if you will, reminds you of somebody else don't it, a chef of some kind? Yes, that happened with her too, uh, Miss Stewart if I recall. I guess all that money just gets-- everybody gets itchy when they see that potential and they can't keep their hands off. I was once told that there is group of people that, uh, that cannot keep their hands off money when it's there to be had. Um, gosh isn't that something, Steve Jobs. Anyhow, let's move right along because we don't want to go too long on this um on any of these subjects. As everyone knows Gerald Ford recently passed away; the former President of the United States filled in for Richard Nixon. Was not reelected but was nonetheless a very popular man. And, uh, gave a interview to Washington Post reporter Bob Woodward. Everyone knows Bob Woodward and of course, um, he gained his fame from the Nixon tapes and Bob Woodward just loves to jump on things whenever he's got the opportunity. And, um, Ford gave him this interview on his views of, uh, whether or not the Iraq War should have started and of course under the agreement that the interview would not be published until Ford's death. Well boy oh boy, what do you think, the day Ford is dead, Woodward is out there telling everybody, telling the world. And, um, the man's not even in the ground yet and the word is spread around the world that Gerald Ford, a very popular President of the United States, a former President, uh, was against the war in Iraq. Old Bob Woodward just cannot wait to get his hands on the money if you will. I saw he was on the Today Show being interviewed and that's what the man wanted and he is getting it right now. Another thing in the news right now and everybody knows about it by the time they see this on the web. Saddam Hussein might be gone. He might be gone from this earth. He was scheduled to hang, and, uh, potentially be hanged by the end of this weekend if -- if not the beginning of this weekend. And, um, he is a former Dictator of Iraq and he is being charged and convicted of killing over a hundred and some innocent men and boys. And he should be put to death and, uh, and very quick. I've always been of the opinion, when he was found in the hole in the ground that he was hiding, that chicken shit. Uh, somebody should've put a bullet right then and there, just in case he somehow eluded capture or eluded, uh, justice. Who knows what could happen but anyhow he is scheduled to die and that's a good thing. So after that who knows what's going to happen in Iraq. I certainly hope for the best for, uh, all the countries involved. For our country, all the men and women that are over there and, um, and, uh, everybody involved. Okay, that's the Sophie Show for today. I hope everybody had a good time and um, I'll be putting together another one real soon. I'm playing it by ear, as something comes along I put it up. I put things up that, um, that I find that I think are worth looking at and, um, I put things up that I make. So it's a variety show and I hope you enjoy it and keep coming back and looking for more. Bye for now.
VLOG16
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Hi. My name is XXXX and I am the Idea Storm Manager at XXXX and I'm really excited to share something new with you today. XXXX has done Idea Storm for almost three years now. It has been an amazing, open crowd, sourcing concept for us and we generate over thirteen thousand ideas from the community. What we're doing now is taking it to the next level and we're adding a new section on the site called storm sessions. Storm sessions can best be described as targeted, relevant and time map ideas generating session. Let me tell you how it works. First Dell will initiate a storm session around the targeted topic that is relevant to our current business meetings. Then we want you, the community to post your ideas, to vote in common on ideas and basically to tell us what you think we should be doing on this topic. Then, the critical part of this is that we actually time map it so that we will close the session and start accepting ideas or votes. This is important so that we can review the information and create action plans based on your ideas. And finally we will come back and share with you exactly when and how we'll put these ideas into action. I'm really excited about this. We have two great sessions ready for launch and many, many more to come. So check it out today. Check it out in the future and tell us what you think we should be doing. Thank you.
VLOG17
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I worked through retro -- You want to go to a dirty overpriced dung palace? You go to a restaurant. When your mom is too lazy to cook, restaurant. When you dad burns his Stouffer's in the microwave, restaurant. One thing I have to ask for all those restaurant owners; why is it that there is always under cooked meat? Come on, it looks like the inside of my mouth. Ew. Why is there always dirty floors? Like, I went to a CiCi's Pizza and, literally, it looked like a concert underneath my table. Coke bottles everywhere, little bit of blood and mud. And I sit there and wait forever for food; I mean I always end up with undercooked meat anyway so why does it take you so damn long?
VLOG18
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So, there was a bit of a gathering on Tuesday that I attended. Look, I took this picture, which means that I met The Jonado. That's over the -- conversation varied from the merits of presidential bodyguards to abandoned buildings in Detroit. So, yeah, that's how I met Lea -- sorry, Lea and David and Scott and Joe and Monica and Shelly and John and I'd like to give a final shout out before video completion. First of all, to the tag team duo of Brissy and Robert for making these awesome shirts and second of all, to Columbus Library Security for holding it down, because right before we went into the auditorium, there were these thirteen and fourteen year old girls sitting right outside the door. Just so you know, here's a layout of the hallway we were sitting in. Thank God, the security man came up to the girls and said, you girls make sure you don't block that elevator. Thank you, sir, for making the world a safer place to live in. So quick recap. I went to a gathering this week, which means I met XXXX and XXXX and XXXX and XXXX and XXXX and XXXX and XXXX . The last three, I kind of met by chance. Back it up. So the gathering happened. Copters, copters. I asked this guy about XXXX. Do you know where XXXX is, at all? Friendly. XXXX talked. As you know, there's a tradition if you win the Nobel Prize, you give it all the charity, but no. We got stuffed signed. And then me and XXXX and XXXX and XXXX and XXXX were standing outside the library, near the short sisters, XXXX and XXXX. That was when XXXX walked up and saw us standing near XXXX and XXXX. I guess he figured we were with them. And he asked, so where are we going? So the group walked to a nearby restaurant.
VLOG19
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Hi everybody. I am showing you my answering machine blinking, because I wanted to show you that this is what my brain sees. Sorry I wasn't looking at you. That makes me have seizures. My brain's not aware of all that blinking, but I mean my conscious is not aware of it, but my brain is and that messes up the wires and makes me have seizures. All your brains will do that. The TV will do it to you. Flourescent lights will do it to you. The computer will do it to you. And if you ever found yourself feeling kind of, I don't know, really yucky, after you get off a whole day on the computer -- I know some of you do that, that's why -- because of that blinking. Especially blinking a lot faster than what you saw, but nevertheless, that's what causes my seizures and now you all might understand better why I don't get on the computer that much. I love you all, have a happy Thanksgiving. Bye.
VLOG21
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As you can see, I got my eyes busted. Okay so I was walking home from school today and this car drove past me and there was a guy sitting in the -- in the driver's seat, obviously because he needed a driver to drive the car, and this guy, I swear, he had no clothes on. And it's really not that hot today; I'd say it's about twenty three or twenty four. So, I swear, this guy was not wearing any pants, he was not wearing any underwear and he was not wearing a shirt. Seriously, please put some clothes on. I mean, just for your own self preservation. Just -- and your indignity, just please put some clothes on. I mean I know twenty three degrees, you might start to get a little bit sweaty and -- and you might start to feel a little bit hot, but that does not mean you need to take your clothes off. You can keep your clothes on. Maybe turn the air conditioner on, maybe open a window, maybe -- maybe open a window, you know? Maybe, I don't know, just don't take your clothes off. It's just a really bad idea. Just don't do it in a car, or on YouTube. Okay, so if you can guess what this song is then you are one of the coolest people in the world. Um, that's kind of obvious and actually don't know the name of that song. Actually, I do but it's -- it's very mainstream. I could've sorta -- I could've sorta hummed any other song . I couldn't think of one and it's the first one that came to my mind, so yeah, if you could just tell me what that song is then you're awesome. Cool. See ya later. See ya on Friday. I'll do a video then. Goodbye.
VLOG22
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To finally celebrate myself getting one thousand subscribers, thank you, I have decided to celebrate using sound effects I've never used on iMovie. Sorry.
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Okay guys. So, what I learned today about governments and civilicness -- uh -- yeah -- okay -- well it was a two minute Wikipedia search -- like -- and I've learned what fascism and socialism are, because I really didn't know. And this is what I've come up with, okay. Socialism is -- advocates an economic system where everybody does work and all the resources -- all the profit gained from that work, that everybody does, is available for everybody to draw resource from. So, let's say we're a socialist beet farm -- you know -- beet farming community, and we all farm beets. And so we make a big pile of all our beets and everybody gets a fair share of beets. I mean, that's -- that's what I got. Fascism -- and this is also fascism associated with Social Darwinism -- kind of -- is how I'm -- this is my perception of it. That fascism is when -- I forgot. It slips out of my brain so fast -- how does it happen? Um, fascism is when -- it's this whole -- I don't know. What I got is it's this thing where, you know, they think the weak are puny and the strong are the best. And everybody should be strong and strong versus weak, because the world is always in conflict, or something. And as a -- as a nation -- as a society we should be as strong as possible. Which, I also -- I -- I -- I think, you know, this might be like the darker side but Nazi Hitler side. Um, even though Hitler was a Nazi, not a fascist or -- is he a fascist? I don't fucking care about Hitler. So, um -- you know -- I was thinking that one race is the best. One group of people is the best. You know, they decide what the strongest is. So, that's different, okay. I'll put some Wikipedia links on the side over there, under , you know -- but, uh, yeah -- so I'm gonna put some links to the Wikipedia pages 'cause I think if we all use Wikipedia we'll be super smart or at least on the same page. Like -- seriously, 'cause even if Wikipedia's wrong if everyone believed it it'd be right. For all intents and purposes it'd be right, so -- Yee Yee Yee. I don't know, I feel like doing a dance. A dance, dance, dance. Dance, dance, dance, dance. Dance, dance. Pepsi. Ah! Pepsi cola! Okay guys, go take care of the government now. Go fix things. Be citizens. Congratulations. I don't know. Go get a green card or something. I'll see you all later.
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It's been -- it's really late, and I should be sleeping but I have nothing better to do. Well, I do, I could study, but I'm not gonna be . I got back from a, um, rock concert at my university. I bought um, Ministry of Magic, and, um, it's in my computer but I bought, um, Butterbeer Experience, Lena, um, her new Beetle the Bard CD of stuff, and uh, rock opera. Yes. Um, yeah, so here're some photos and some footage I took at the concert. Really think you'll win. I am your waking nightmare, the chill it chokes your spine. I'll flood your veins with venom, the boy who lived, you will die. Waiting, watching. Voldermort, darling, can I fetch you some water? Yearning, burning. Voldermort, please can I help you with something? I am the dark lord. And I am looking for the I am the Dark Lord. . . . I feel like I have to preface this next clip. Um, the sounds went out. It kind of threw them off for a second, and then they just went on, without the music, probably my favorite moment of the night, it was pretty incredible. Here's the clip. Ohwee. Why does that sound like a munchkin? Now I've got a job to do. Woah, wooh. Now I've got a job to do. 'Cause I'm finally on our own. Cause we're finally on our own. We've gone away from home We've gone away from home. We'll never be alone. Never be alone. We've got a place to call our own. To call our own. Finally on our own. Far Away from home. Never be alone. On our own, in sorrow, in sorrow, in sorrow, in sorrow, in sorrow. I think that part was, they were all so excited that it was going to be warm. It was Florida and it was supposed to be warm, but it was freezing. I mean, we were all frozen, like, solid, like I couldn't move my toes because I was so cold. I also wore my converses, which probably weren't exactly the most, uh, insulated shoes. It was pretty fun. Like, everybody was into it, it was good. Even though it was a smaller crowd then they probably expected -- we Floridians are not used to the cold, we cannot handle it -- so, yeah, yeah. Yes, there's a chopstick in my hot chocolate. I'm finally done with all of John Solo books. The book before last book was the last one. It was really good. I really enjoyed it. He kind of tells life as it is. I've been, uh, recently amused my t shirt, and, my little, uh, Sonic screwdriver. Doesn't make sounds, but it goes nee. Okay, I got problems. It came with my journal of impossible things that I am a crazy fan. Haven't gone through it yet, but I will. Um, what else? That's it. Here's some other random stuff. My dog.
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Hey, just want to say Happy Halloween to all y'all. I just got nothing going on here so I'll probably be bored tonight. Unless you guys have ideas of stuff for me to do; like going to a party, you know, have fun. Um, stupid apartments, can't -- won't let us carve pumpkins and put them out front. Uh, that's what you get for living in Orange County, right? Uh, anyways, just want to say happy Halloween, have fun whatever you're doing. Don't break too many laws. If you're going to drink, don't drive. I know I'll probably be drinking, but I will not be driving. Uh, do what you want to do, have fun, be safe. That's the key; be safe. Uh, let me know what you did. Uh, I definitely want to know what you guys did for Halloween. Uh, so, yeah.
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I know it's been a couple of weeks, but I've been really busy and I was just on vacation this last week, so I haven't really had the time. Um, but the other reason is because the past, like, two or three weeks before this week when I went on vacation, I actually wasn't doing that well. Um, which I was really scared to tell anybody because I have not done that in over a year. So, um, I was really ashamed of it, um, and I didn't, you know, do terrible or whatever, um, it's just since I started LA Weight Loss, which has been over a year now, I have not cheated on my diet at all. I have not eaten anything that I shouldn't. Um, and about three weeks ago, I don't know what happened, but, um, I started eating a lot of peanut butter and that basically became my addiction for a couple of weeks. I would come home from work and just kind of eat peanut butter out of the jar and I was -- I would think it's okay, but it wasn't, because I would keep eating it thinking, oh, you know, it's just an extra spoonful here and there, but I would end up eating, you know, a few extra tablespoons every day for like a week straight. Um, so really that was the basis of my like, bad weeks, was eating a lot of peanut butter and then I had one day that I ate too much. I had two extra bowls of cereal, I had an extra dairy, I had, um, I think an extra starch and maybe one more thing, but that might be it, um, and so it's not like I went way over board. I didn't like, you know, stuff myself, I just, um, ate too much that day and I haven't done that in over a year and I'm really ashamed of it, so, um. But I wanted to tell everyone because I'm obviously not perfect and, you know, I think it is okay to have bad days. It's just I haven't had one, so I'm not okay with myself doing that -- I don't allow myself that and, but I'm over it. I'm past it now because, um, this past week I was on vacation and I really wanted to like start again, like, you know, like, no more of that. So I'm on vacation and I had the most amazing time and I got to hang out with XXXX to which I will put his link in the sidebar, um, he's awesome and I had such a blast hanging out with him. Um, I also met XXXX, like, in Arizona, her link in the sidebar as well and ah, love her just as much. Oh my gosh, we had a blast which I will, hopefully -- be soon -- in the next week or two putting up a video of that footage of my vacation, but, um, had a great time and I didn't eat anything that I shouldn't. Um, I had frozen yogurt three times with XXXX, however, um, I didn't eat a lot in that day and we were walking a lot and we hiked and so I think it was completely okay. Um, so, but, ah, yeah -- and so before I left on my vacation I was about one ninety four something. I think on my last weigh in that I posted I was one ninety four point eight and that was about what I was. Um, because the last, you know, few weeks I was just maintaining between one ninety three and one ninety five, so when I left I was one ninety four point eight and, um, this morning when I got home I was one eighty nine which is awesome because, ah, I've never been in the one eighties and I -- it's a really good motivation for me to get right back into gear, and, you know, get this like, I want to be one sixty for my ultimate goal which is only, you know, thirty pounds away. That's not a lot. I can do that and I have new motivation. I have new, um, I feel a strength inside of me to really just do it, um, and that's my plan. So, my plan right now is just do it. I want to do it and, you know, I agree that, you know, it's not like it's a race, I don't have to get it done really fast, but I want to right now. I'm so motivated right now and I don't want it to go away, I just want to focus and do it and be at my goal and simple as that. So that's my new goal for the next, ah, I'm going to give myself, I think, four months -- well not give myself, but am hoping within four months -- at the end of four months I'll have lost, um, about thirty pounds and, ah, I think it's doable. And I have a friend that's gonna, you know, do it with me, so -- 'cause she has basically the exact same amount of weight to lose, so I'm really excited for it. Um, but now I want to tell you about my vacation. How awesome it was. I had an amazing time. I flew to Arizona with my mom -- where my grandparents live -- and I was there for a few days and then, um, after that we went to the Grand Canyon, and then after that we drove up and we went to Yellowstone -- oh, no, actually we went to Arches first , which is really cool and then we went to Yellowstone, and then we drove home. I live in Minnesota, so we kind of went up and to the right whatever, um, it was amazing and I did a great amount of exercise, which I will tell you right now. Right, so the first day I was there, I hiked up a small mountain with my grandpa which was amazing, um, it took him like, I don't know -- I was out hiking for an hour or two, I think like two hours and we had to climb up to the top except there was no path at the top, so we just had to climb up rocks and, you know, be very careful because they were like -- some of them were falling and there's cactuses, so I had to like dodge them and I got my hand poked a few times and it was an amazing feeling hiking up there and climbing down and hiking and just, you know, it was a great exercise. The very next day, the next morning actually at like five thirty in the morning I got up and I went for a twenty mile bike ride with my grandpa and his little community friend which was beautiful, but awesome and great exercise and then within an hour XXXX had picked me up and, um, we went to another mountain to go hike up, which, um -- unbelievable because that one it took us about three hours to do. It took us about two hours to get up to the top and then an hour to get down, approximately. Um, and it was amazing. I didn't think we could do it and we stopped a lot -- well, I had to stop a lot, he has incredible endurance -- I don't know. Telling me to stop a lot and we really should keep going, and we're just like we got to do, so we did it and it was beautiful and I can't believe we did it. We hiked up to the top of a very high mountain and it was amazing and uh, it was great and it was a great workout and, uh, I'm just so proud of myself and XXXX. Um, then the next day we didn't necessarily do like exercise, but we walked a lot. We walked to the grocery store, we walked around his campus, we walked to the mall, like, we did, you know, a decent amount of walking, so that was pretty good. And then the next day I was at the Grand Canyon, and I walked two and a half miles around the rim of the Grand Canyon which was also beautiful. And then the very next day, the next morning I hiked down a mile and a half into the Grand Canyon, which wasn't too difficult, but then I had to hike that mile and a half back up the canyon which was very difficult, very hot, very tough, very steep incline. Wow, very, very hard. Then the very next day we were at Arches and I hiked, I think it was, um, it was about two and a half miles just hiking around different trails, and up and down, you know, hills and what not and arches and getting to arches and what not, and so that was -- that was a good day 'cause it was very hot and it was tiring and I ran a little bit. It was great. Um, and then the next day when we were in Yellowstone. I did a little, little tiny bit of hiking, but not much. It was really cold and I was driving a lot that day, so I don't really count that, but, um, I was very active on vacation and it was amazing and I think that's why I lost about five pounds this vacation. So that was amazing. Um, but yeah, I will hopefully make another video, um, soon about my vacation what not, um, and yeah I -- I really hope that by next week I can hopefully maybe be down to one eighty seven. That's going to be my mini goal. I'm really motivated and I really want to do this, um, and I think I can, so, yeah. Hey everyone, I'm here and I'm finally making an update.
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Hi guys, it's XXXX, and I have never looked this good. Seriously though, I'm making an experiment. Apparently if you french braid your hair and let it air dry like that; it makes it wavy. So, here it goes. Doesn't look too bad, so far. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. What do you think? Say so on the comments.
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I'm back. Hey guys. Sorry, I haven't made a video in a long time. It's just my computer is broke. You can tell by the graininess of this video, that I'm using my parents' computer. And I might have to do a lot of cuts if I make any videos until my computer is fixed, because this will only record one minute at a time. And if it records over that then the video and audio starts to go out of sync, and then it just keeps getting worse and worse and worse. So, and by the way, I got a new look. Since we last met I have changed my whole look. I've decided to go from wearing just a plain T shirt and jeans to actually layering my T shirt, and a new hat. Yay. Yay to new hats. It gives me bad hat hair though. But it's a cool hat. Yay hats. So, this is just my saying I'm sorry it's taken me a long time to get this video up, and I might be back -- depends on how good my editing skills is. Skills is. My skills are depends on how, if I will make a video or not soon. I might. And, as you can see, I'm not in the best of locations to make a video, and I live with my parents, so they might also be a factor on whether or not I can make a video soon, so, yeah, I guess that's all. Goodbye for now. Wahaha. XXXX. Bye.
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Hi. I'm XXXX, and this is XXXX, a blog series where I tell you who my dream celebrity boyfriend is. I tried having real boyfriends for awhile, but it didn't work out. Not because I'm gay; I'm not. But because me and regular, real, boys just don't seem to get along. Like, I'll say, Hey, why don't you let me bring my best friend into bed? And they'll go, Oh, that sounds great. But then when I bring her in, they can't handle it. Her name is XXXX, and we sleep together every night, as friends. They also don't like it that I still suck my thumb sometimes. Like, that's such a big deal. Also, I don't perform oral sex. So, I decided, that this week's dream celebrity dream boyfriend is the awesomest dude ever. He's so cute, he's a rainbow of fruit flavors of different ethnic combinations. He's awesome at sports, and he loves to do it. I give you: Tiger Woods. I know what you're thinking. Sarah Benincasa, this has to be some kind of comedy joke. This is wild? Why would you want to be with Tiger Woods? He cheated on his beautiful wife and, make that two, beautiful, multi ethnic babies. He is a jerk. And there I say, Stop. No he isn't. He's a hero. Here's why. Tiger Woods has single handedly proven that Asian dudes can be fuck monsters too. And that's awesome. I mean, when was the last time you saw an Asian American dude venerated in our culture as a super sex symbol? Nev'? I mean, I'm super into Harold from Harold & Kumar, but I doubt the rest of you are, 'cause you're racists. I'm not racist, and neither is XXXX. And we think Tiger Woods is great. He's half Asian and he's had sex with, like, all the white women in the whole world, except for me. I hope that Tiger's watching and I want him to know that if he wants to call me, he can. And he can take me out on a date to Outback Steakhouse and we can get a Blooming Onion. I'll eat it and I'll make out with him, but uh uh uh, right after -- and then I'll eat a steak 'cause it's a steakhouse and then I'll dig my tongue in his mouth blalala and it'll be so awesome. Tiger, you're the man for me. I love you, and I think that you are a civil rights hero, like Martin Luther King, Jr. or Mario Lopez. This has been this week's edition of Celebrity Dream Boyfriend Dream, and I'm six. I'll see you at three. Bye. Say goodbye, XXXX. Bye.
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Hi. Today was so awesome aside from the rain. England -- people from America, seriously, listen to me. Don't come to England if you don't like rain. Where am I in my bedroom which is kind of like a box. I live in a cardboard box. It's pretty fun. Of how -- how me and Sophie were in town and she made a whole list -- I remember 'cause she was telling me like, 20 times in a row. She needed some nail stuff, I would say yeah, okay. Then she needed some knit gloves, then she needed trousers, then she needed hand sanitizer. Everyone is out there buying them like -- so they're buying them, just because they're scared of swine flu. Swine flu is basically another bird flu and how many people -- only a couple of people died from bird flu, right? So, it's the same kinda thing, but with pigs. Which I don't get. It's a load of bullshit. She went and bought one and she was, like, I don't know what one to get, I really seriously don't. I'm like, just get a freaking one. She's like, no I don't want one that smells like alcohol. I'm like, if it has alcohol in it, let me drink it, 'cause that would be cool. That is my new dare. I will get hand sanitizer and drink it, even though I might be puking. Anyways, so like, so we find like, a whole rack of them. There was like, yellow ones, green ones, blue ones, and white ones. And they hand like, four different colors. I cut my finger today. Oh my God, that one has a penguin on it, okay? I was like, penguins, I love penguins. Who doesn't? They're so cute and adorable. I could just pick one up and eat one. Like, oh, I'll pick up that one. Then she picked up a dolphin one, just like they have like, little pictures on them. Like, what's wrong with dolphins? I'm like -- not animals. Animals do it for, like, the circle -- the circle of life, I was like, yeah, just don't buy it. She was, like, fair point. I'm not going to buy it, hand sanitizer with, like, a shaggy thing on it. It's like putting some -- it's like putting a human on hand sanitizers with a ball, so it makes it even worse, so that the dog thing looks like a penis and the ball looks like balls, so it's like -- it's like penis about hand sanitizers. Wow , but that was pretty funny, that was a pretty fun day. Getting soaking wet and walking home and then I found my mum and then she gave me a bus fare home. So therefore your hands smell like sanitizer smells like, that would be pretty cool. If you actually have one, let me know what it actually smells like, 'cause I actually want to, like, try them and if I find the right one, I would drink it, I would drink that God damn sanitizer.
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Hey guys, it's Wednesday so I thought I would just do a quick, uh, bloggedy blog and kinda do like a little thing, um, but basically I was trying to think of different video ideas and I came up with one that I think could be uh, kinda fun. Um, so I moved to Chicago in June, right? But I never really have any time to go exploring throughout the city, feel like I don't really know this place very well yet, so I thought that I could do like a scavenger hunt and you guys could name off a bunch of shit that you either want me to find or go do or whatever and then I gotta take my video camera and go around the city and find all this shit. Um, so I think it could be really fun, so I definitely want you guys to list some shit for me to find. But uh, things that I will not find no matter how much you beg of me. First being, drugs. I'm not gonna go find any drugs of any kind, so don't even bother begging. Also that includes drug dealers. I don't have any interest in meeting up with any drug dealers as well as for prostitutes. I don't have any interest in finding any prostitutes at all. So yeah, so I'm gonna take a friend with me and we're going to do around the city and do that. I want to do it before Christmas, though, so just name some shit as soon as you can, I guess. Um, in the meantime, rest of my day today I'm gonna clean the fucking room 'cause it's a mess, and then I'm going to do a Heliopsis photo shoot tonight uh, for those of you who don't know, it's my brother and his uh, friend Michelle , it's their etsy store, so that could be kinda fun. Um, so yeah, so name a buncha shit, then I'll go around the city, it'll be fun and yeah, I hope you guys are having a fantastic day and I will see you guys later. Bye.
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Hey, what's up? This is XXXX. Um, it's been about three or four, maybe more months since I've done a video blog, and I figured I would do one. Um, I know if you watched my other videos. You'll notice that I got a different setting here. I got myself a house, so this is just my little computer area, uh, that I got set aside. So that door opens when my cats are out there and they meow constantly and I don't want my video being full of meow, meow, meow, meow. So I figured that I got a lot of hits and a lot of views and a lot of comments on my ITT Tech rant. So I figured I would do a follow up to that, and tell you guys what I'm doing and what I found out and everything. So apparently there is two types of accreditation, National and Regional. All your regular schools like University of Huston, University of Miami, you know, Cornhuskers, Sooners, all that. They're all regional. All the technical schools, ITT tech and stuff like that, they are all national. It doesn't seem like that would be right. It seems national would be more important, but that's not the way it is. Okay. So, I searched for -- high and low for a school, U of H told me up yours. You know, South West Texas State laughed and said you might as well just start as a freshman, live on campus. Uh, no. Okay, so my mother is a student currently at Kaplan University, as an online school, and I hear, I can hear the moans right now going eh, online school, no that's a rip off, it's crap. Let me tell you it's not. Kaplan is the real deal. Um, I am proud to announce that Kaplan accepted my degree from ITT Tech and I am now enrolled officially as a junior in undergraduate program at Kaplan Online University and I'm getting a Bachelor of Psychology studying Behavioral Analysis. Now I know that some of you are like, what? It gets worse, a minor in History. So here is the deal. I am going to be a high school teacher. I will wait for the shock to set in. I know what I look like. It's a curse. Okay, so I'm a be a high school teacher. When's the last time you had a spring break? Exactly. Okay. I actually do care though. It's real weird. I'm not really sure why I care. I haven't really come up with a reason, but I care. So, being a teacher sounds awesome. Besides all the holidays and the two months in the summer that you get off completely. Wow. Besides all that, it just sounds so fun. So, I want to teach either some sort of history or psychology class or sociology. So the way it works where I live, is you don't necessarily have to have a degree in what you teach, but you have to have twenty four credit hours minimum in that, you know, subject. So the way Kaplan works is the last six courses you take are electives and you pick from a list of like five hundred classes. I'm not even kidding. Like twelve accounting courses, everything from typewriting to HTML code, to pharmaceuticals, to law enforcement, to constitutional law. I might take that. Especially if I'm going to teach history, right? Right. Well, some of the courses I have to take for the psychology degree fall under the history category. I only need 24 hours in one subject, so that frees up some more electives. I also have to take physical science, which is kind of shocking to me. I also have to take statistics. I can't even say it. Statistics, there you go, statistics. I am so done. So, anyways, the point is I get credit for all this. In fact, Kaplan takes my ITT Tech so much that I'm actually don't have to take intro to physiology because I took it at ITT Tech. When I went to ITT, I had to take physics, one, two, three, and four, English composition, uh, you now, basic computer skills. I had to take sociology and psychology, and government and economics, it was really weird. But -- so they are giving me credit for all that. I'm a veteran. Kaplan has a department just for the military. My academic advisor has a degree, a Bachelor's in Psychology. Perfect. Uh, the price? Okay, the price is three hundred fifty five dollars per credit hour, but if you are a veteran, it's two forty. Books, all other fees, all -- everything is included in that price. I'll be done in eighteen months. Eighteen months I'll be a teacher, pretty much. I gotta take a teacher's certification course after that, but I'll deal with that when I'm done with my degree. But I'm telling you, I think you can just yahoo Kaplan. It's spelled with a K. K A-P L-A N. They didn't ask me to do a video, they didn't -- they don't even know I do video blogs or nothing. I'm telling you that this place is -- I know it's legit because my mom is going there. She has her degree, you know, um, I mean she's getting a master's from there. Everything is really cool, I mean you take two classes at a time. The last six of the whole school you get to pick from the list from whatever you want. They send you your books for free. If you have access to their Florida big huge public library, they'll actually mail you the actual books. I mean, it's just too good to be true. And let's say later I want to take this degree and go get my master's at like University of Huston, they are the exact same accreditation; they would absolutely be accepted. I mean, the school district, they told me that Kaplan University is on their list of places they accept. The school district told me that. So, I found my place, I'm a be a high school teacher. I don't really know if I, um, if it set in yet, but we'll see what happens, you know? Um, so anyways, I hope that this is informative. Uh, if you went to ITT, or you going there, or you've go -- or you're alumni, just check it out, Kaplan. If you are not happy with ITT Tech, and you are currently going there, I bet you -- if you call Kaplan, you can switch to the online, and whatever classes you've already taken at ITT will transfer over. I got out of Intro of Psychology because I took it at ITT. Anyways, I'm XXXX, look for much more in the future. And I'm gonna stop -- try to stop cursing so much, because if I'm a be a teacher, I can't say fuck. Alright, thanks for watching. Peace.
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Hi Youtube. We're back. It is Friday, September the fourth, which means this weekend is Labor Day Weekend and XXXX, XXXX, and XXXX will be here, so -- they're actually already in town, but they're just getting ready and stuff, so we're waiting for them. Decided we should make a video just to let you guys know what's up. Chloe had her six month shot on, I think it's Wednesday, so two days ago and she did really well. She didn't even cry this time, so I'm really proud of her. What else? Seventeen pounds fifteen ounces, she's a big girl. And um, what else? She has a little bit of a cold right now, just a runny nose, but other than that, she's doing great and she just crawled this morning. Not very far, just to get a toy, but she crawled, so that's the important thing, right Chloe? Um, say hi everyone, say hi. What are you doing? She's kinda busy tearing everything apart at the moment, throwing all my stuff off the desk, so I guess I should be going. Um, me and XXXX will probably have a video for everyone up soon of our kids together, Chris and Chloe, and until then, have a good Labor Day Weekend and I hope everyone's having fun or camping or doing whatever. So have a good weekend and I'll see you soon. Bye.
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Now after you have all that all in the same bowl, you're gonna beat on low, with egg beaters obviously, and you're going to beat this mixture on low, until a dough begins to form. And once the dough forms, you'll know that it's ready when you squeeze the dough with your fingers and it sticks together. That means it's time to make the cookie shapes. Hi, again and today I am gonna show you how to make some chocolate gem cookies -- and it's actually another Martha Stewart recipe, but it's really, really good so I thought I'd share it with you guys. And what you'll need for this recipe is two cups of flour, a cup of unsweetened cocoa powder and the one I got was Hershey's because, I dunno, Hershey's was pretty sweet. Um, you'll also need one fourth cup of unsweetened cocoa powder so that's -- if I didn't say that, that's what you need and one fourth teaspoon of salt. And you'll also need a cup which is two sticks of unsweet-- unsalted butter at room temperature -- it has to be softened -- and three fourths cup of sugar and one teaspoon pure vanilla extract. Now that first step that we have to do in order to make these cookies is sift the flour and the salt and the cocoa powder -- remember three fourth cups -- all into one bowl to make this awesome powdery mixture. And I don't own a sifter, so I'm gonna kind of like, you know, go a little crazy and try to whisk it to you know -- a powder mixture. I hope this works, so -- it'll work I'm . So if you don't have a sifter you can just whisk it and with that always make a mixture. Just mix it together. Now the next thing you're gonna do is put your two sticks of unsweetened butter in this bowl and mix it until it's fluffy and like, on medium for about two minutes. After you've done mixing the butter together to make it all fluffy that's all you need. I've finished with a spoon because you're supposed to mix with a paddle, but I don't have a paddle so I finished with a spoon. And it's supposed to look kind of like this, really fluffy and soft. You add the three fourths cup of sugar and continue mixing for another two --
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Mmm. It is so freaking hot here, my armpits smell like a at the concert. There, I said it dad. And it's not as hot as Darwin but at least in Darwin most people have air conditioners and you can sleep at night without sweating. At the moment I'm working on a remix for Witlee, it's a competition and if I win I get twelve months worth of free entry into all due process concerts or whatever, I don't know what it is. But, I'm going to win it. I'm competitive now. I decided that yesterday. We'll see if I can eat this ice cream before it'll melt. Can I eat it up? I see a lot of, um, those commercials on TV for ABC three starting on December fourth. It makes me feel sad but also very happy for people who got the jobs. It will be awesome. If there any ABC three people who are watching, I'm in Sydney and I need a job. Yeah, I actually live two streets down from the ABC building and I go past there every day on my way to school and go huh. I have thought of infiltrating the place wearing a lobster suit but then my sister told me lobsters are dangerous looking so why not dress as a bear. Although I think bears are rather dangerous, depending on the kind of bear. My last bit of ice cream. That was good, that was really good, actual gelato in fact. I got it from the farmers market across the road. Why not listen to the remix, I'll show it to you. Lets rock. Play it please. . "We are here/it seems we are always marching/ it seems dark like here/Nothing ever seems so clear so clear . " Well that wasn't a real phone call. I was just making the whole thing but, you know. You thought it was real didn't you? Anyway let me know what you think of the remix, it's just like about a minute of it but I really don't know what to do next. I have a feeling that's the end of the song but I made it first so I really don't know what to choose for the beginning. I'm good making things from end to front. No it's not. You may have noticed that there's no what's on anti news things today, I feel lazy today so there's not going to be one. There wasn't one last week though so there's not going to be one this week. But there will be one next week, maybe. Or I must just have one special one for it, if something completely ridiculous happens in the town in that time. Like that time that there was a three hundred person brawl in Katarina Square . I actually went and looked it up and it was only thirty people but my sister told me it was three hundred people. I would hold her to that because it sounds way more epic. . Yeah that was totally awesome.
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Yeah, as implied, I'm now officially one year old, on YouTube anyway -- I'm thirteen in real life. Um, and I just wanted to say that it's really weird. Not really. But, it's kinda of cool to know that I'm, in a sense, a kind of veteran and I know how things work on YouTube. Not really, but -- 'cause I've only made eleven videos, but it's -- it's kinda cool -- one year. Yay. By the way, in case you haven't noticed, this video is -- in my opinion anyway - significantly better from the other videos, partially because of my wonderful new lamp light. Okay, this might -- this is gonna take a little bit of effort. All right. Random book shelf, I know. Yeah, it's wonderful, OAR poster, but that lamp -- and it totally lights up this room great, instead of my mini desk lamp, um, and I like it. But I don't know where it's from; don't ask me. Um, but I really -- woah, sorry -- like the lamp and I hope that it will -- Jesus, sorry -- stick around for -- at least for a couple more videos. Um, yay lamp. Yeah. I'm making this video for a total of three reasons -- two -- three? We'll see. Three. I'm gonna go with three, three for now. Three reasons. One, because it's summer. But, with summer, comes, as all children -- high schoolers -- kids know, summer work. And this year, instead of just getting to read whatever I want, which is -- by the way, now totally seems great -- um, I actually have required reading. And I have --yeah. And I have three books. One, two, three. Three -- three books. I have the wonderful -- one second -- A Distant Mirror by Barbra W. Tuchman, which I am currently not even close to half way, which is how much I have to read. Um, I would recommend this book if you are either a) a historian, or b) a social studies teacher. Otherwise, I'd pretty much steer clear of it. It's quite hefty; I don't know it's weight in pounds. Um, but it's quite big, and I don't carry it around with me. I read it here at my desk. Um, and it -- it's -- it's interesting. It's really in depth, like I really have a lot of facts that I didn't know, and now I do. Book two, How to read Literature Like a Professor by Thomas C. Foster. This book, significantly better. Um, in all seriousness, it's actually really interesting. Um, I am going into an advanced, uh, English and Social Studies course, so hence reading literature like a professor. And, um, he makes it really, really interesting, and teaching me about symbols, and -- and everything that you need to know when you're reading a book, and I actually have literally chuckled and laughed at how witty and humorous the -- some sides of his are. Like, for instance, he talks about Shakespearian quotes, and he just has all of these random, like, quotes, and I actually chuckled when I read one. I don't know what play this is from; if somebody could help me out with what play this is, by the way, drop a comment. Um, "Exit "-- let me see if I can get this -- "Exit, pursued by a bear. " And I literally stopped and I started chuckling almost, um, because I just thought that that's kind of funny. I mean -- Book number three, The Once and Future King by T. H. White. Quite, um -- quite hefty. I mean, it's six hundred pages of solid reading. Um, I'm actually enjoying this. I'm on page -- what am I on? I'm somewhere around page a hundred and seventy -- a hundred seventy or so. And, I enjoy it. I mean, I -- I don't like King Arthur. I don't like Arthurian fantasy. But, I like fantasy. Um, I have -- I don't -- let me just grab this. Um, I have multiple, like, Dragonlance, and I don't know how many people know Dragonlance. Dragonlance -- box sets -- this is one of the three that I have, and I like fantasy and this is kind of along the lines of that, and it's really good. So, I'm enjoying that. Um, yeah. Reason two, I wanted to talk about music. You know, music, like, the kind you listen to on your iPod, um, in the bus and the car on the train on a plane. Um, because I haven't really expressed how much I like music on TV . Now, I know some of you are going to be, like, totally W. T and his bands, but, um, I just want to say I just want to give you guys an idea of what music, like, I listen to, or enjoy listening to. And you guys know, um, with the State Radio poster on the wall -- walk past the office counter. poster on the wall and on the wall. I'm kind of a college conference I'm -- I'm sorry. Okay. College Rock. Kind of advocate, fan. Um, I like Dave Matthews' band a lot. Um, I'm not even going to get into how much I like Dave Matthews' band, actually. Um, I also like a band -- I'm going to snatch this. You've seen this before, trust me. I'm and this is the set list -- the original set list from, um -- um, April fifth -- April fifth ? April fifth two thousand and nine, the acoustic show? Yeah. All right. They handed it to me off the stage, along with the pics, which I keep right up on the top of my desk with the set list. Um, and also, like, this band -- not many people have heard of this band -- totally, um -- what's? Recommend. Sorry. Recommend this band, Gomez. Great band, um; how do I describe it? Blues -- India Rock -- Grunge. That's kind of the way to describe it. Um, I wanna see them -- I didn't get a chance to see them when they came to Terminal Five in New York, uh, a couple months ago. Um, I'm -- I just gotten in the -- well, I didn't just get in to them. Uh, I kinda been -- my dad interested in them. My dad -- the Dead Head -- My dad. My dad. If you've read about them on my blog, you know a little bit about my dad. Um, he introduced me to Gomez. I actually knew the words to some of the songs before I even knew the titles. It's the same thing with Dead songs; like, I know the words -- I knew -- I knew the words Samson and Delilah before I actually heard Samson and Delilah by the Dead. -- or, them playing it, anyway. And, um, I like Gomez a lot. Um, I've listened, probably, to the song "Hangover" -- "Be my --" like, five times today. Um, so, check your Gomez. And check out ; check out State Radio; check out . Um, I didn't think I said. Um, yeah. Obviously, you know what Dave Matthews band does. I'm not gonna play any of Dave Matthews band, because of copyright. Ooh. And, drum roll, please. . Reason three, I wanted to throw the idea up in the air to regular viewers, all six of you. Um, I wanted to do a little action. Whatever. I'll finish this in five minutes. I wanted to make a live show. I wanted to do a TV cable live broadcast, and I wanted to go on Blog TV. I know I'm talking really fast, but just stick with me and you can probably understand what I'm saying. I want to go on Blog TV and I wanted to do a live show. I thought it would be a lot of fun, and I wanted to know if you guys would watch, if you guys would advertise for it, if you guys would invite friends to come to the chat room and talk about stuff with me. Um, I might even have a contest or two; I don't know. Um, comment. Comments, comments, comments. Um, because I really wanna -- I really want some feedback on this, and I really would like to do this idea, but I don't know how many people would watch it, or how many people would actually benefit from me doing this. So, um, try to comment, because I really appreciate it, and I really want to do this. So let me know if you like the idea, if you have any recommendations, any sort a thing; I'm flexible. But the broadcast would probably be on a Friday or Saturday night, because I have a life. Kind of. That's all for now. I'm also running out of tape and I literally have one minute of tape left because I just used something -- I found something out for somebody else. Um, so, that did it. This is that blogger kid signing off. Okay, thanks. Bye. Hi. It's XXXX, and I'm one years old. Year. One year.
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Hello, XXXX YouTube subscribers. I'm doing a prize giveaway, just for you guys. First prize is going to be a full copy of Sony Vegas Pro, fantastic software that will let you make your own video masterpieces. I also have three copies of Michel Gondry's book. You'll like this one, because you're in it. Michel Gondry is of course the director of "Be Kind, Rewind" and this book is all about making movies with your friends, for your friends. Here's how you enter. So at the end of every episode, I'd like to have a new viewer doing something like this. Hi, this is Curvy in New York. You just watched XXXX; find us on the web at XXXX dot tv. So, that's the gist. Do something like that, in any fashion you like. The winners will be chosen randomly, this is not competitive. So to enter, you can do a video response down below or just email your videos to me at XXXX at XXXX dot tv . That's it, have fun. Later.
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Hello everybody on my YouTube list. Today we have something very special. Im doing SS report 'cause I had no other name. The SS report today is very special. It's Thanksgiving. Today is the day we all give thanks to the things that matter most. And right the things that matter most are my fans. I'd just like to give a shout out to all the wonderful people. Now there's so many people that I can't name you all on one video, it would take about maybe two or three because you guys are just awesome. I want you guys to know that I appreciate everything you've brought me through. Now if you can hear, there's Christmas music playing in the background. There's a reason for that. That's part two of this video. I want you guys to know that you guys have brought me so far and I give thanks for that. Also I give thanks for all the people in the US of A and all the people across seas and everyone who's a part of this community and is so helpful and supportive to YouTube members. I give thanks to you. I also give thanks to family. If you have a family, I have a family, give thanks to them. I give thanks to family. So that's fans, people on the globe and family. Another thing I would have to give thanks for is all those haters because when I get haters, I've noticed that it rises my population. I don't say I want to keep having haters but thank you so I have to show you some love. I would also like to thank the Internet for providing Twitter. Twitter's amazing. I'd also like to thank -- I'd like to thank the people at Blizzard. They've finally found a way to screw up World of Warcraft even worse. Thank you. Not only would I like to thank Blizzard and everybody else I just mentioned, I would also like to thank the people behind Microsoft. Updating to Windows Seven, it's a pretty good idea. Then again, everybody is practically switching to a Mac. I'm on PC and I love it. Now, why the Christmas music is playing and was playing in the background. Let's talk about something. People, obviously it's Christmas time -- well it will be Christmas time come next week. Tuesday of next week will be December first and twenty five days, we'll be counting. Twenty five miserable days because on that twenty fifth day, it's all happiness. Well I guess some people do Christmas Eve. So maybe it's twenty three days actually so I should have said twenty four days at the beginning. Now I know that all my fans out there are excited for Christmas and if you don't celebrate Christmas for any reason or if you're not a Christmas person, happy holidays still and I want you to enjoy this month that we don't get any winter in or snow, so --. But it will be very cool. It's ironic, there's all this cold but no snow. Now, not to mention that, I want everybody to do their best. I want everybody to have a safe, um, time. Have a fun time. And black Friday's this Friday, you can get a lot of savings. Save a lot. I think that's when everybody's going to do their Christmas shopping. Then again, black Friday's dangerous 'cause you know people get injured and trampled and stuff like that. It's happened before people. So be careful if you plan on going out for black Friday and, uh, you know, make -- just make sure that you guys just have fun. Keep coming back. This has been the SS Report, episode one, giving thanks and happy holidays. Those of you who would like to check this out more, my new email which you can contact me on, will be in the description. Uh, you can also subscribe to this channel, keep clicking that subscribe button. Keep clicking it. Enough that it turns silver. I know I've said this before but if it turns silver, don't click it because then you're going to unsubscribe and then you're not going to be able to get all my stuff. Check out my Twitter. Um, maybe even if you don't have a Twitter, just still get one and then follow me, that way if you ever check it, you'll know what was he doing, you know, so sometimes -- 'cause I'm usually on there. So, thank you guys very much and I will see you guys next time and this is been the SS Report, episode one giving thanks and happy holidays. So don't forget comment, subscribe.
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I think it's time for another haircut. Hey folks, um, if you all remember way back in two thousand seven, we did a Christmas collaboration together that I thought was rather fun and I'll throw in a little clip of the beginning of that video if I can download it and add it in here. But I just thought I would put out the request; anybody that is interested in doing a Christmas collaboration video this year, send me a clip. You can send it to me XXXX and I will include your clip in a large collaboration. It doesn’t really matter how long the clip is. The shorter you keep them, the more I will be able to put into the collaboration, so if you make it just a quick merry Christmas wish or you want to sing a song or whatever you want to do. Christmas is a time to celebrate friends and family as far as I'm concerned. And friends are the family that you choose, at least that's the way I look at it, and I have lots of family here on YouTube. So if you want to be involved, send me a clip. If it's a relatively small clip, you can send it straight to my email, XXXX, or send it via yousendit dot com and it will get it to me. That way I can go download the larger clips from there. Do it high def if you can, if not no big deal, and we'll just put it all together and have a good time. So put on your thinking caps. Put on your Christmas season caps. Fill your hearts with Christmas joy and season's greetings and see what you can come up with, and we'll see what we put together. So looking forward to doing it again this year; so send them on.
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Hey guys, so I went shopping the other day and because I wanted to avoid all those horrible things that happen to people who pay with cash on those debit card commercials, I, of course, used my debit card. But you know I realized that with all the things you have to input after you swipe your card, perhaps cash is faster after all. Your total is twenty three seventy four. All right, um, I'm just gonna do debit so I'll just, um, swipe. *beep beep* Oh, right, PIN number. *beep* Uh, no cash back. *beep* Okay, that is correct. *beep* My sister? *beep* I don't see how that really applies. *beep* What? But seriously, though, sometimes it's like playing twenty questions with those things and not only that, but um, usually when you swipe your card, you swipe it at the wrong time and then the cashier looks at you like you're a dumbass for trying to pay for your shit. Um, anyway though, uh if you read my blog you'll know that I've been working on a little EP and I've decided to release it November twenty third, uh, the XXXX EP. Obviously two songs that I've already done are on it, uh, XXXX in XXXX which I've made music videos to, and plus a remix of XXXX and three other songs that I've worked really hard on and am proud of. So to make things a little more interesting I thought I would hold a little contest leading up to it on November twenty third. So all you have to do is you follow me on Twitter -- my Twitter is just twitter dot com slash XXXX and I will be giving out XXXX from my last video -- I have a ton of them. So I'll Twitter something like, the eleventh person to reply to this Twitter about my EP will uh, win a paper crane, and then if you're the eleventh person, I'll send you a direct message and get that sent on to you. So the link to my Twitter will be in the description and also a link where you can find more information about the EP. I'll be making a music video to one of my favorite songs that I made on the album called XXXX and that'll be out sometime soon. You'll also be able to download the EP on, like, iTunes, Rhapsody, all of those music download sites and hopefully I'll also have a physical copy that you can actually buy. I'm also planning a few other special things for it coming out, but more about that later. Um, that's it for now, so bye guys!
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So this is a quick video response to YouTubers exposed by XXXX. Regardless of this video in the negative things he has said about me in live shows, Mr. XXXX is probably one of the funniest fucking people on YouTube. Realist, I'm not going to say that, no -- um, but funniest yes. And his ability to handle the internet audience is something to be admired, because mother fucker, oh my God, do a lot of people believe the bullshit coming out of your mouth. And you know, a lot of it is true, a lot of it is true; but when you are talking about people using -- everyone that uses question of the day, post on a regular basis; saying that makes them sane. That makes no sense; posting on a regular basis has existed ever since there was fucking media. If newspapers came out randomly, I wouldn't know what the fuck was going on. I know that in the morning I can go up to the newsstand, holy shit there's a newspaper; right on time. I guess that makes me stupid that I got a scheduling shit that when I turn on the radio, I go, oh shit, the MJ morning show is on. That shit is not randomly popping up, it's seven PM. And the question of the day is misused by many a person, because they see people using it and they're like holy shit that works. I didn't invent the question of the day, it was invented by the first person whoever had an opinion, who wanted to know other people's opinions. And it has been bastardized on YouTube, you make a video, it's like, do you like turkey? Check yes or no in the comments below, because it helps my video. That rhymes, yay. And there's a lot of shit that goes down on YouTube that pisses me off, but you realize that it's part of the game and you've just got to deal with it or eventually those people will fuck up. There are a lot of people who gained an audience doing bad shit. There were people spamming; people with messages like hey remember me, subscribe to me; or like back in the days when people fluffed their views like SMP films, using a video reloader. It wasn't him it was a friend doing it. Another thing that got me was when XXXX said, you know all these fake mother fuckers, but YouTube needs to feature people like Charles Trippy and Timothy. Okay, I love those guys, but if I don't see a video that they posted with some sexy thumb nail title of Hot Chick Does Blobbedy, Bla, Bla, Bla, I am shocked and they are playing the game just like anybody else. The summary of this video is yes, it does annoy me with the shit that goes on with YouTube. Is it everyone? No, but yes it does annoy me when people cheat or at least in my eyes cheat. Like a child that gets their videos audio spotlighted, because there's a dude that works for YouTube that has invested in that company. The way I have justified it is everything is kind of bullshit even you XXXX, coming off as the savior, the man showing you what is behind the curtain while he has an ad for MacDonald's, to the right of his video. But XXXX I do enjoy you videos, even though your white voice, Mr. XXXX, and I really wish you would post on a regular basis because those mother fuckers want to see your videos and to you guys watching this video; if you are one of those people that's like Phil has taken the suspension and he's doing this; and if you're that stupid then just unsubscribe to me. It's hard to do on the internet, but I would like to minimize the amount of stupid fucks watching my show; or continue watching me and hating me; because haters pay the bills; that's just something on my mind. See you next.
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Hi, it's XXXX I just got back from my trip this weekend. I feel so bad, okay, so I come home and first of all my camera bag did arrive fine but, yeah. I was worried -- I was getting this thing from Amazon Vine and um, somebody would steal it, like, if they would steal a book on Humanor, if they would steal a ukulele why wouldn't they steal a camera bag? The thing keeps -- this bag thing is bigger than my suitcase I'm, like, what I'm suppose to put ten cameras in it what? What? I don't know. I have, like, sort of a professional grade digital camera that I got last year 'cause I'm crazy, I don't know and some different lenses for it and stuff but I'm, like, I could put my camera and all the lenses and, like, my lunch for the next week in it and probably my cat, it's China kitty. Anyway I feel -- so I get the package and then of course I come home to my cats and, like, I'm usually gone for, for two nights in a row and I feel so bad that I'm not there in that sort of that middle day to, like, give them some extra moist food and stuff and I feel like -- I feel like um, she, like -- she wants the attention but she's-- she's, like, I don't know, she's extra, extra, she's extra claws when I -- when she's mad at me and I think she's mad. And she's so skinny. Like, I really noticed it when I have been gone for two nights and when I come back and I swear she's lost another, like, half an ounce or something which for her it's a lot. Yeah so I have a little China kitty here and she's kinda being sweet and she's kinda being mean. I think she's mad, but isn't she cute? Aww, she doesn't like that, very sad. Yeah, so we went to this wedding. I think I had to do another, like, ten more things to do when you're broke video 'cause I thought of some more, yeah, but I don't know if some of those things are good. Like, I was talking about weddings. I was talking about, um, you know, you can go to a wedding and you get free food and everything, but you know my boyfriend and I are vegans so we were really lucky because we know the mother of the bride and she was really sweet and she said, oh I'm going -- ah she said just, like, the day before the wedding, uh, let me try to get you um, the beef entrée without the beef 'cause then you're going to get, like, potatoes and vegetables and stuff where there was a pasta entrée that was, like, cheese lasagna or something and so we couldn't eat that. And she actually remembered to do it so it was awesome, but then it was, like, hey -- hey no fighting, no fighting. Come here Rodney , come here. Come here because you're so cute and we want to sit together and we don't want to fight with China. Oh you're so warm, so cuddly, so cute. Yeah, he's, like, so excited, yeah. We're excited Rodney, we're excited. And um, yeah, so uh, she managed to switch it but we drank maybe a lot of, wine probably because we were a little bored. No, I mean, it was a great wedding it was like, this fairytale Cinderella kind of wedding really nice, but just, like, just boring enough to drink a little too much wine, maybe and that's fine to do once in a while, I guess, unless you don't have very much food. So when you just, like, have a few vegetables and a couple pieces of roasted potato, like, you haven't really had that much to eat. So after the wedding we ended up going to Safeway and trying to find some vegan friendly food. And this is the bad part because you see, I was vegetarian for twenty years and I did spend some time along time ago being vegan too and I read food labels like a maniac. So if you want to know vegan junk food? Like, I can tell you vegan junk food and part of our reason for eating vegan is to eat healthy. So what good is it to know what junk foods are vegan? Like, you know what kind of cookies are vegan or whatever? It doesn't do you any good. So we went -- we got a bunch of crap. We went and got a bunch of crap, yeah. So um, yeah, my point is what good does it do to go to a wedding and, you know, like, you're getting free food at the wedding, but then you're vegan. Uh, yeah, it doesn't -- doesn't do much good. And then for just total humiliation, like, I brought this dress to wear, really nice dress and um, I saw that It was too small for me yeah because I am too fat. I was too fat to wear that dress. So we went to an outlet mall and my boyfriend bought me a new dress which looked quite similar to the old dress only it was a size larger and not as nice. It wasn't as nice of a dress. It was very similar. It was almost the same only not as nice and -- and with and ugly neckline but um, he bought me this dress and a purse. Actually the purse is really nice and now I wish that it wasn't in my luggage because I would show you the purse is awesome. So I totally scored this cool dressy purse even though my video camera doesn't fit in it very well. So that's not good but , like, look China stole my spot, oh so sad, yeah. So humiliating dress didn't fit, had to get a new one, wasn't quite as nice and my boyfriend is, like, you have to wear nylons because -- or stockings whatever because they look nice, they look so elegant and whatever and I'm, like, well they're not comfortable and I'm already wearing body suit. I have to wear the nylons and put the body suit over it and I'm, like, not comfortable. And he's, like, sometimes to look really good, you have to suffer a little bit. And I was thinking of my mom 'cause I don't know what she used to be doing. Like, if my grandmother used to be doing something to her hair or whatever it was and my mom would complain and -- and my grandmother would say, well you have to suffer to be beautiful. My mom would say, well I don't want to be beautiful. And, um yeah, it made me think of that. But uh, it made me many things, it made me think of that but uh, I guess it is all a matter of balances. But then you look around and you see people that look very nice that maybe aren't wearing nylons and you're, like -- you're thinking, like, I think he just, you just don't have to wear them in California or something. What the heck? why am I wearing these? Silly, I don't know. I'm not sure if I agree with, like, the whole you have to wear nylons thing ever in California. I think there should be a law passed against it. I would totally vote in favor of the no nylons no stocking -- well stockings are okay. But no nylons, no nylons. But we discovered this awesome noodle bar and we're, like, now we want to check out every noodle bar in the Bay Area 'cause we're, like, noodle bars rule. And we went there twice and um, what else? We went to Lodi on the way to Sacramento and we went to Load Eye again on the way back and uh, on the way back was really cool because the second winery we went to the owner of the winery was there and he was, just, like, a total wine geek and he was, like, you know, I guess he though we were pretty cool so he was going -- running in the back and, like, getting barrel samples out and bringing out for us to taste and stuff. And it was just -- and the wine was good too so that was awesome. And um, yeah, oh, oh we went to Shevi's tonight. Shevi's, what the heck I don't even know why we pick Shevi's. I had, like, guacamole which at least they make their own guacamole from scratch right at your table; that's kinda cool. Guacamole, corn tortillas, which I like except that the ones my boyfriend make are, like, a hundred times better and um, beans -- black beans that's what I had, and -- oh, like, a margarita the size of my head, like, gra -- grande, a grande margarita. Way too big, actually I didn't even finish it. Yeah, and uh, yeah. And I have really been perfecting the technique of keeping my boyfriend awake when he's driving because I'm never driving on trips. He's the one doing the driving. But I am, like, the master. I just keep him awake. Ah yeah, currently -- I need more, better songs on my iPod Nano though now that we have the cord to plug that into his -- his car. If we both sing along to songs on -- on there it uh, it really keeps us awake. It makes the time go really fast. I'm sure we sound completely ridiculous, but it's fun right? Yeah so, anyway. Now we're looking forward to Halloween. We've got Halloween coming up and we are totally not ready for it and I'm freaking out. I don't know about him, but I'm panicking. I'm panicking -- hu -- hu -- hu -- and I think that I might have volunteered to spend the day at his house putting up Halloween decorations. I mean that's cool, you know. Like, we had to take a client of his out to dinner and then the next night -- or no, his business partner and then the next night his accountant or vice versa and I said, well maybe in between I could stay at your house and put up Halloween decorations, but I thing that means that I actually signed up to hangout with his mother all day because she lives there and I'm, like, oh no, are you serious? Yeah, so that's going to be my week.
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It's the -- XXXX. Pepsi she -- Any of these prizes could be yours -- Okay everybody, you heard the lady. Watch XXXX, and you can get XXXX. Yay. I hope I'll see you guys soon. All right. Bye. Hey, what's up, guys? It is time for a new tongue twister video, but it is not ready so instead we're gonna do something else. I'm gonna check out other cool people that are cooler than me anyways so you wanna watch them. So let's look at this website -- Ustream dot tv. Let's come over here, click, play, and let's watch. The recording has started. Okay, I don't know what I'm doing here. Neither do I. I don't know what I'm doing here so I'm just recording a video as a placeholder -- Gotcha. -- um, I guess when you visit this site you'll see for yourself. Place held. I'm seeing. I don't know what I'm doing, man. Um, hi -- Hi. -- I'm XXXX -- What's up, XXXX? -- um, from YouTube dot com . You're from youtube dot com? I'm from youtube dot com, too! Isn't that awesome? Ciala -- Ciela -- She ella -- Shella -- What's your name? I don't know. Oh, come on. That's kinda twisted. Anyway, um, so we'll have a live broadcast on Saturday -- Live is good. -- Saturday in North America, it'll be Sunday morning my time -- Life can be good Saturday, Sunday mornings. -- and, um, the cool thing is that you will have a chance to win all kinds of kooky, wacky Japanese prizes -- Like, uh, can you get masturbation eggs? -- mostly that helped us win the um -- You know, masturbation eggs. -- we haven't won yet, fuck. No? Oh, fuck? That's better. You know, like, okay we're doing so well in this dance contest right now and uh -- That is awesome. -- this is just one of the things that -- one of the many ways that we can give back to you, the people who have helped us. Oh, thank you. This is really awkward because I know that I can't edit this or anything. It's all right. Okay. Yeah, so check back here on the weekend and um -- On the weekend -- Saturday night or Sunday night? -- say hi . Okay. Cool, bye. All right, bye bye. All right. Let's all go to see XXXX on Saturday night or Sunday in Japan and she promised you can get masturbation eggs. Do you like masturbating? I'm not gonna tell you how. Why not? Because it's so easy. Oh. Get an egg! They're disgusting. I've had them, but you want them. Trust me, you just -- you just do. Yep, it seemed to be the popular vote at the time. All right, that's cool, I'll go with the popular vote. It will be on Ustream -- Ooh, you put yourself using those things on Ustream? Wow. All right. Okay, so who's gonna be in this with you? As many people as possible can come join us. Ooh, who's us? Bobby Judo -- And he's cool with that? -- or join me, rather, I don't -- I don't know who else is gonna be there. Oh, it might just be you, huh? All right, well that's cool. So what do you like to do while you use these masturbation eggs? Check out Bobby Judo's channel -- Whoo! This is getting a little bit much. Okay, XXXX, any final comments, any final questions that you have for us? What do the following things have in common?
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Hey guys. It is week number three into my weight loss journey. I hope you guys are still interested. Ah anyway, I wanted to talk to you guys about my past weight loss. So let's get started. I made a little weight loss timeline and also graphs because I'm a nerd. So I made a little weight loss time line. Here it is. Okay, so I am a baby over here and then basically what I have learned is that every time I move to a new state, I gained weight. So I lived in Texas when I was a baby up until when I was twelve years old, we moved to Ohio. I gained weight because that's a really stressful time. You're trying to make friends. You don't have any friends. It's just stressful. Twelve months later, no, it was sixteen, we move to Minne"snow"ta, right over here, oh right here. So that caused some weight gain too because, ha ha, I just made some friends in Ohio and then we had to leave so I comforted my pain with food, okay, and then over here I went to college in Wisconsin"sin, " as my sister would call it, and that caused some weight gain because that's college, stressful. As you also saw on my timeline, I had World War One and World War Two, not exactly. Um, I had weight watchers one and weight watchers two. Okay, so, take the challenge, get a pedometer, if you want, um, they are wonderful to help you lose weight. Um, they recommend you; if you want to stay fit you walk six thousand to eight thousand steps a day. If you want to lose weight they recommend that you walk about ten thousand steps a day in which part of those ten thousand steps, I think you have to walk -- walk four thousand in one go -- so, a big walk. Um, that's basically what I'm going to be doing. I'm going to be trying to get to ten thousand every day -- except for today since I just picked this up. They are not very expensive. This one was seven dollars at WalMart. There were five dollar ones but this one I opted for because it has this little strap. Because I have bought so many in the past that I -- they fall off and I lose them so this will catch it if it tries to fall off of me. So I'm going to try to walk ten thousand steps starting tomorrow. It will be awesome. Um, next week, however -- I might not have this video up on time. It's going to be a little late, probably a lot late. I'm going to be driving back to school next week. It will be awesome. I'm going, uh -- the problem is my school is ten hours away from here, although it will probably be twelve hours when you count Chicago traffic, weather and everything else. So, I am going to go which ever day is going to give me the best driving conditions, um, depending on the Indiana toll way and the most of Wisconsin. So that's that. It will probably be a day late, so -- because I'm thinking I'm going to go head out on Monday. So yeah, um, I want to hear how you guys -- you guys have been. If weather has been great or if you new to this, to say hi. I would love that. That's about it. I will see you guys next week and have a wonderful week.
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What is up, what is up, I got a little package today. Oh wait, that kind of sounded funny, I don't have a little package today. I received a small package in the mail, uh, and here it is. It is from XXXX , also know as XXXX , I think it is, or XXXX something like that but she sent me something so let's open it up and see what we got inside. Paparazzi. Here's some t shirts and a little handwritten note. Let's see here. There you go crazy, now where is mine? All right, here we go, let's see here. First I'm up for bid. I'm the evil twin, okay? Er, all right. How many licks does it take? Pervert, all right. And last but not least, spring filled choppers, awesome, cool, okay. XXXX, I will wear one of these in the blog and you can, yeah -- oh God, I got the armrest right here -- ah, yeah, you'll see it, you'll know when, okay? Thank you and I will send yours in the mail today. I promise. This time I promise for real, all right? Bye bye to all and to all a good night. Okay, so I ah, ah, we are at the, ah, football game thing, I wish, right when I, right when I, right when he got done I turn it on and everything else sucked. Ah, we're talking about Charley sleeping famous video. Um, ah, so I won this sweet ass CD today. If you guys know this CD please tell me all of the good songs on this. Still Panther Death to all but Metal, oh, sweet fg, it's got one song on it's called Radio Edit, nice, I can't wait. I can't wait to enjoy that -- Yeah, this is how they name the songs there's the album version and the -- Awesome. Ah, I didn't blog much again today, sorry. I'm not doing very good. What's up internet, what's up. It's time for XXXX hoo, hoo, hoo, hoooo, here we go; four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, nine. Smashmouth, is it over? Hey now you’re an all star get your game on go play. Hey now you’re a rock star -- it think that song is cut, I'm going to give it a thumbs up but not cut cousin, thumbs up, not -- thumbs up, not cut cousin but definitely thumbs up and ah, for all of wanting to know, the winner of the Nineties on Nine hoo, hoo, hoo, t shirt, we have, drum roll, number three. Number three is the big winner. So number three congratulations, I need you to send me, ah, an e mail or a message below telling me who you were. I can't remember. Number three, do it now, please. Bye bye. I love you. XXXX.
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Inglorious Bastards, the new Quentin Tarantino movie that came out on Friday, but I saw it on Saturday, why? Because, I'm bad ass. So, I kind of figured I'd do a review right now, but I'd like to add in that it is one in the morning. So, if this is not the greatest review, it's because I'm freaking tired. Anyway, let's get started. So, the main thing that attracted me to this movie was the fact that it's a Quentin Tarantino movie, and I'm a huge Quentin Tarantino fan. Um, right now I'd just like to say, em, it was he -- did a very good job in the film, it was all well done, stuff like that. Um, but I wouldn't say it was his best film, because a lot of people out there are saying that this is one of -- this is his best film he's ever made. I beg to differ; it was Reservoir dogs, just saying. But it is indeed one of his better films that he has made, so just throwing that out there. Now, let's get off with some of the goods and the bads. So, one of the things I loved in this movie was, Brad Pitt's acting. Because his accent was -- it -- his accent added humor, and is just a really good accent, and you know, his -- he made the movie funny, but also was -- he did -- really actiony and stuff like that. Um, kind of jumbled up right there, but his acting in general, he was great in it. That also leads to one of those -- those flaws, and to me, it seemed like he didn't have that much screen time, because you see him for about ten minutes, and then you don't see him again for another half hour. Um, he probably had about fifty minutes screen time -- I -- I can't remember how long the movie is, I know it's at least two hours. But, I know it's a good thing sometimes when you don't see the star that much, because it adds, you know, more screen time for people that are unknown, and stuff like that, but, um, with his acting -- when his acting is that great, you kind of want to see him more, I guess. So, ah, that's just one thing. Um, one of the other good things about this movie was the screen transitions. Like, it wasn't just a bunch of random stuff happening, but the screen transitions were well placed, they were well laid out, and stuff like that. Um, that also kind of led to something else, like, um, a really good, good scene would happen -- um, I don't want to spoil too much, -- but like a really actiony scene would happen, but then it would jump into the next scene, and the next scene would be kind of boring; not that great. Um, but, some of the scenes were stretched out, like, there was unneeded dialogue, nothing really important happened. Um, for example, this is a minor spoiler for people out there, the tavern scene where they're, um, all, dressed up like Nazi's and talking to that -- um, one of the in command guys for the Nazi army, um, like, maybe five seconds of the entire scene were important to the -- to the rest of the movie, but the rest of the stuff was just thrown in there, not really needed, like, they spent thirty minutes taking about random stuff, and then another thirty minutes playing a game, and, I -- I found it kind of boring, and I had to, like, I almost, kind of, fell asleep during that scene. But trust me, it's worth it to watch it, if you've seen the movie already. If not, go see it, but that comes later. Um, another good thing I liked, and I keep saying that -- it's been kind of repetitive, but whatever -- um, was the chapter format. Like, it's like -- it's basically, like, literally, a moving book, because it'll say chapter one, and then at the end of that chapter, you'll see chapter two and stuff. And I just thought that was kind of cool, because it's like, kind of like a book, and that -- that -- that goes back to the screen transitions, because it was like, you're just flicking through a book and reading it. That's -- I liked it. I'm probably weird, but yeah. Um, going back to Brad Pitt's acting though, the humor in this movie was, great. It was well placed too; there wasn't too much humor and there wasn't too less humor -- if that makes sense? Um, Brad Pitt's character was the funniest, but a lot of one liners came from other characters during really serious moments, so if you're really tensing up and feeling that something's going to happen, there's going to be at least one, good, one liner that's thrown in there that makes the movie funny. It's kind of like a dark comedy, because it's kind of hard to make World War Two funny and all the Jewish stuff that's going on. But -- yeah, the humor -- like I said, the humor was good. They, um, actually I thought this was more of a humorous film than an action film, and that's kind of saying a lot, being that it's a war -- it's a war movie, but -- Um, so this --this-- this is one of Brad Pitt's greatest movies -- that's what I think, but I haven't really seen a lot of his movies, but it's definitely his greatest film in the last five years, at least. Um, but moving on. Um, this one is just a bad thing, um, the subtitles, because three -- um, French is used in the movie, German's used in the movie, and obviously English is, but he had to use German and French subtitles, um. The subtitles were good, but it's like, they'll be speaking French, and then the subtitles -- if they say, like, merci or Mademoiselle, they'd actually put down those words, they wouldn't say -- they wouldn't put what they actually mean in English. But then sometimes they did, so it's kind of confusing, because sometimes they do and sometimes they don't. And I just thought that was kind of weird, maybe they could have worked on that just a little bit more, but yeah. So, like I said, fantastic movie, I really loved it. Um, final rating, I would give it A-. It's a really good movie; I really recommend you go see it, right now. It's not as gory as you think it would be, but hey, it attracted me, so take a look at it guys. It's definitely one of Quentin Tarantino's best works, so, yeah, that concludes my one in the morning review. I'm going to get some freaking sleep. Goodbye.
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All right. Well, uh, turn to your textbooks in, uh, page twenty yeah. Now, the thing we are going to talk about the Spaniards. And, you guys know, the Spaniards were -- they were Catholic, you know. Uh, I went to a Catholic, uh, school -- Catholic school, uh, you know. But, I was cool. I was a cool Catholic kid, you know. I had dreadlocks and, you know, I -- I wore rusty colors. It was -- I was the back in the day. I still am you know, I can skate board, you know. because you gotta get serious, because you have A. P. test that means you have to pass. Okay, something I hate about my school, hmm, this is going to be a long list, so I'm going to spare you guys and I'm only gonna name one thing. My school is a uniform enforced school. We have a uniform dress code. Fun, I know. And, um, you know, they're pretty strict about it. I just -- I hate it, because they actually pay people to stay at the front gates and make sure you are in uniform. Because of that, I also hate the faculty. Every single one of them, even the teachers. Yeah. One thing that I actually like about, um, my school is the schedule, you know, 'cause we -- our schedule is weird. It's not just like one through seven every single day. It's -- we have blocks. So, um, every other day we have either the even numbered periods or the odd numbered periods. So, Monday would be like one, three, five and seven, and then Tuesday would be two, four, six and eight. Yeah, the classes are longer, but you kind of just learn how to deal with them. But, it gives you more time to do homework; we get more breaks and yeah. Okay, see you guys next week, or will I? Hmmm.
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And then fill this one out for dinner, a little pepper, you whip it, and have a great salad. Delicious. So, I kind of want to show you, um, a bit, about what it took to make the desktop that I made for my blog. I always make a desktop every month and I thought I'd show you a bit of behind the scenes. Um, it looks like it's all, like, hand drawn and it is all hand drawn, but a lot of the work and the composition is put together in Photoshop. So, I'll show you each of individual drawings. That's the main and it's just all done in pen. And little frowny bits, nothing special and then the flowers that went behind them. See, all I did was scan them all in and, uh, get rid of the background and Photoshop, and apply a couple of textures that I have and actually also did just a plain wash sort of background behind it and, um, yeah, that's how I made it. Sounds like it just took just five minutes, but it didn't. It took quite a few hours actually. Um, yeah, it's very you like it and I like making them for you. It kind of pushes me and helps me find new techniques for things and how I wanna draw basically in my old career, I guess. Uh, so, I'm glad that people give me the opportunity to do and then they don't totally hate them. You have a great night, great day and see you. Um, there was also Nigel B. Canon's work which was great and also Courtney Broone . She does the most beautiful, like, little pencil drawings. They're really amazing when you get to see them up close. So -- Hi. Tonight, I've just come home from the opening of my art show. I made a group show called Illustrators. It's on a Kiln Gallery in Poms In Brisbane, Australia. Um --
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Hello, it's me been in Vegas for about fifteen more days now, so I'm just basically going to show you the best thing I have worked out how to do. It sucks a bit, but I've worked out how to do it, I'm happy with that; so, here it goes. See, I just , wow that was the coolest thing I could do. Of course, there are a lot of other cool things I can do, like making it a bit more black and white now. See, and now giving it color back. So, learned how to do a couple of things, I might get , I don't know, there might be a better editing software. But I want to work out how to do green screen as well, because I can just go to the stationers and buy some green bits of card, that would be cool to do that kind of thing. So this is probably going to be my last video before Christmas, so hope everybody have a nice Christmas. Good luck to and XXXX for their videos. They have just started making videos. So basically that's what I've got for this video. Merry Christmas to everybody. I hope everybody liked my copyright video, it almost got the most amount of use from all of my videos, so thanks for watching that. Um, I'd just like to say a Merry Christmas as well to Greg, yep. Greg wishes everybody a Merry Christmas, so thank you for that little speech input from these fake audio speakers around here; so goodbye. So I hope you all have a great Christmas. Remember to subscribe, rate and comment so goodbye.
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Hi, wazzup? What I been doing, you asked. Thanksgiving was Thursday, obviously, in America and I hope you all had wonderful Thanksgiving. And I ate with my family and stuff, so much fun. Then from there I went to Austings house we did back Friday and we stood outside of this local ghetto place that sells hard core drugs, stabbing knives, and stuff, you may know it as Old Navy. We went to Best Buy at three am, got inside, I got World of Warcraft; I got a doo. And then yesterday I got this hat; my dad thought it was a bear, because he's retarded. Also I got some anime, I've been watching a lot of -- I can't even say it Azumanga Daioh , Azumanga Daioh; whatever. I'm cleaning my room right now, I've been cleaning it for like an hour and I'm pretty sure I got an STD from it. I got clitasondria. Ow, I very rarely promote myself, I think; I try not to. I changed my twitter name and I ended after the band, you love her because she's dead and it's -- I'll put it in sidebar. So yeah, follow me, because I like stuff. I hope everyone in America had a wonderful vacation and U. K. people, you fucking suck.
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Hey guys. So, everybody's quitting because, well possibly I don't really know why Lenny's quitting, but my topic is called sorry, because I'm worried sometimes because they - those two quit, and none of them even because I quit, now, too. Because like, without those two it's only me, XXXX, and XXXX. And no offence, XXXX, but you really don't put up your vids. So, um, tomorrow, Thursday, will be my last bloggers video because I already filmed it Tuesday. And, I just want to tell you guys bye, it was great. Um, tomorrow, Thursday, um, will make my um, last - will make my last official video and Thursday -- what's it called? Thursday will be my thirteenth video I did on bloggers. I wish we could a did more but everybody was too busy, but you can always - I'm not leaving. Like everybody else, I'm not leaving YouTube, so I don't understand why we have to quit. Everybody has to leave the bloggers channel without leaving their main channel. So, I'm done and I was so sad to subscribe to this channel. And if we do, if other people do join, like if we do held -- hold auditions or whatever, um, yeah, if other -- if other people join this channel, like we get people, I will love to come back, if I still had that opportunity, I would love to come back to you guys, but I just can't, so. It was fun while it lasted, and enjoy my last video tomorrow because I really want to do the challenge that I made still, so it was nice. And please keep in contact with my main, 'cause I still make videos, like, . But please, if XXXX, like, if you want to get together and hold auditions with me, I will love that. We can just like, and we gonna start our own, like another blogger. If you want XXXX, we could like, hold auditions so, just let me know. Otherwise from then, bye, farewell, see you my friends.
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All right. I have strep, hence I have been doing a lot of window watching, creeping on people, you know; and what I have noticed is that girls, at least in my college, don't really care to wear pants. Man, even though it's fifteen degrees out; and there's eight inches of snow on the ground; and then they complain about being too cold. Put pants on and don't complain about freezing your ass off, because it is just hanging out there. That's all I have to say. Put pants on, because somebody, from their fourth floor window, that has strep might hear you and post this on YouTube.
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Hey, what's up? Whatchya doing? I'm not doing anything, and it's Friday. And I should be doing, like, everything today 'cause I have no work tomorrow. It's, like, the beginning of the weekend, and no school or anything tomorrow. But I have nothing to do, really. Because I can't afford to drive to see my friends, so I'm kinda like stuck here. And it's really lame. I have nothing to do. So I decided to make a YouTube video and, um, it's kinda a pointless one, so I'm really sorry. But I -- I didn't realize that, um, on my eighteenth birthday I got myself a present and I never showed you. It's kind of, um, not showing up as much as it was, but, um, this is it. Yep. It says, "The Used", and it's, like, a copy off of, um, Brandon , a drummer from The Used -- the old drummer from The Used. He had the same tattoo, so I -- I had to copy it. Yeah, yeah, if I had a scooter -- which is what I want, or a moped -- uh, it would, like, fix everything. Even though it's, like, freezing outside right now, I'd still take my scooter out and go to wherever the fuck I want, because I don't want to be here right now. I want to be with friends and, um -- but I can't afford to drive that far. It really sucks. But a scooter would, like, make everything better. So. I don't even have, like, people to talk to online, right now. Because normally I do. Normally I'm talking to people and, uh, I'm not. Like, they're not on, so I'm really bored. I have nothing to do. My sister's asleep. Would somebody entertain me? This camera's not working. Doesn't, like, I don't know -- talking to a camera doesn't really entertain me all that much. Believe it or not. Uh, . Oh yeah, fucking gag me with a spoon, Jesus Christ. This video is retarded. Cat? Tiger? I don't know if you've seen my cat, Tiger. He's, uh, the one with the flat face. You know, he's a Himalayan -- I don't. I don't even know if you've seen him before. But, uh, like, he's dying. It's a happy subject. He has bone cancer, and it's, like, this lump on his back is pretty gross. And, uh, I asked my mom if I could have a cat, a brand new kitten, because I really want a kitten, like, really bad. And she said not 'til Tiger dies. How fucking morbid is that? Yeah, I had to share that. Oh my God, I have to tell you. We -- I'm really scared that I'm repeating a story that I've already told you, but, um, I work at a bookstore right next to PetCo. And, at PetCo, they had, um, two lizards -- a male and a female -- escape. And they laid eggs somewhere, but they don't really know where. And randomly, we got, like, this little baby lizard in our toilet. And we didn't know there was, like, two lizards escaped and they're -- were hatching eggs. It was the weirdest thing, because there was just a baby lizard in our toilet. Like, what the fuck? So, um, my co worker grabbed it out of the toilet and went over to PetCo and bought a cage at her -- um, aquarium -- and, like, a heat rock and stuff. And now the lizard's name is Toilet. Yeah, that's my story. Oh, but I have more work stories. Um, fuck. I don't know if I said this or not. I'm really sorry if I'm repeating stuff. Um, but one day, uh, my manager walked into the store and, like, walked to the back and somebody had, like, tried to pry open the office, which is where we keep, like, all the money. That's where the safe is and stuff. And, uh, like, one of the back doors had been opened and, so somebody was in there at some point in time, hiding in there when uh, me and my co worker, Ashley, were closing. Like, somebody hid in the store and we locked them in and then they tried to break in and steal money. Like, what the fuck? And we figured it was probably in the bathroom, but -- that's kind of a scary thought, is it not? Like, somebody was hiding in there when I closed the store. Damn it, I keep having, like, random stuff to talk about. But, um, people like to mention how I, like, rock back and forth, or I -- I close part of my mouth or something when I -- when I'm talking to the camera. It's all 'cause I'm really fucking shy. That's all. And I don't know; I am a little bit more calm today. My Mom's not here, so I don't have to worry about like waking her up or anything. But, uh, I'm just really pretty shy. I'm surprised that I don't stutter throughout my videos, because when I get nervous, I usually do. So, um, you know about that part, but, I mean, I mumble and I close part of my mouth sometimes and just like move around a whole lot. And sometimes my hands are roaming crazy, and I'm just, like, laughing at myself the entire time. So, I just want you guys to know that I'm -- I'm really fucking shy. Like, I -- I'm scared to call people. I've paid my sister to make phone calls for me. I -- I can't go to, like, a gas station and talk to the person behind the counter for, like, more than like, a second. I can say like, thanks, and that's about it. I can't, like, ever remember if I'm trying to buy gas and I can't pre pay, I never, like, remember what pump I'm even at, and, like, how much money I'm putting in. Like, it's, yeah. And I say like a lot. I know you've probably really noticed that way too much, but, um, yeah. Um, I'm -- I'm sorry about that part. Can't really help it. But, uh, it -- it's all just 'cause I'm -- I'm really shy. Like, I basically went through, like, I don't know, all of middle school almost not even talking. So I'm also a major dork and I can't believe I just admitted that I, like, didn't talk to people. I mean, I did occasionally, but, um, there were definitely some days when I, like, almost go the entire day without talking. Now I'm just a really fucking Emo and weird. I'm a little better now. Um, I talk to cameras. I just made myself pretty much, like, die right now. Breathe. All right. Oh my God. Shitty video number one thousand six. The end.
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So on the internet, I've always been really open about myself, my thoughts, my personality. I don't let any of it -- I don't hold any of it back, most of the time, and that usually works out pretty well for me. But it's gotten to a point where I'm starting to question. Uh, not question myself but question how I act on the internet. Does that make any sense? Um, Facebook. Facebook has basically ruined everything for me. MySpace did and didn't. It's much bigger with Facebook, because with Facebook, there are people that watch me on Facebook that -- or that I'm friends with on Facebook, I guess -- that I knew when I was in, like, high school and some of them are my teachers from high school, who really aren't that much young -- that much older than me, actually. But I went to a Christian school, and back when I went to that school, I was really quiet. I was shy. I was withdrawn. I didn't really take good care of myself. I would -- I was kind of a slob, and uh, so, a lot of people when they think back to me they probably have that kind of vision in their head and that's not who I am anymore. I am not quiet, I am not a prude. I am -- I still consider myself a good person. I still -- I'm still very spiritual. I still love God, but I have a potty mouth and I like bad things, and I think I'm okay with that. But -- but -- but -- I -- I originally connected my Facebook to my Twitter because my -- you know, I was never updating my Facebook and I thought the only way I could really update my Facebook was if I connected it to Twitter. But I'm kind of paranoid now. I'm kind of -- sometimes I -- I sensor myself. I tone down the potty mouth, and I -- I tone down the really stupid shit, because I'm thinking, oh man, those people from all those years ago, they're gonna read that and they're gonna think what the -- what the holy hand happened to her. And -- and I hate feeling, like, I have to do that. And apparently it's the same, like, the same way with employers. Now, like, anyone looks up my name, they'll see all the stupid shit I do, and probably they won't have the best impression. But then the question then becomes, do I need to sensor myself for these people? To be considered good enough for these people? Um, I don't think so, I don't think I should have to. But the question is still there and -- and so I'm constantly questioning myself, should I say that, should I say the F word, should I say hell, should I say damn, will that offend somebody, and have -- make them think less of me? And, why should I fucking care? It's the fucking internet. If you can't handle it, get off the fucking internet. I'm sorry. I'm really distracted. It's snowing outside. It's Houston; it's snowing outside. It's kinda freaking me out. Um, but yeah! Um, so, what would you do? Would you try to sensor yourself to make -- because I mean, there's all this shit I do. There's my blogs that I do that I -- I plainly say, my name is XXXX, hi, how are you doing? You know, all of my comics, my really stupid, stupid comics have my name on them. All the stupid phantom stuff I do, like, the Nintendo stuff, the video game music, it's all right there with my name on it, and anyone who looks up XXXX is going to see this dork. So should I hold that back, or should I just be fucking honest? And I've always felt that honesty was the best policy when it came to this kind of stuff, but, do -- should I clean up my internet image and keep the F words, and whatever else behind some kind of lock so only certain people can read them? But I hate that. I hate the thought of not freely expressing myself. So, there you have it. Yeah. Let's go look the snow.
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Hey, how's it going everyone? Um, it's a quarter to six on Monday. Um, so I just put together a, uh, a clip from not too long into my program. We had a special class where we got to experience Japanese tea ceremony. Um, and so I have a little clip at the beginning of what you're supposed to do when you first enter a tea room. I'll show you that here in a second. So there was only two of us that actually came to this, uh, even though there were supposed to be a lot more who were supposed to show up. So we got into the little entryway, the gankong and I screwed up and it's a different kind of gankong than in typical, um, typical homes. This was a special tea room that was located inside the school. So I go in there and I walk in the wrong place with my shoes on, getting a little scolding. Moved into the tea room and -- little thing about Japanese tea ceremonies, they're interesting, cultural, historic -- they suck. It's one of those things, I'm sure -- I haven't climbed Fuji, but I'm -- I'm assuming it's similar to that. It is something you do once to say you did it and then you probably won't want to do it again. I'd probably rather climb Fuji naked than do tea ceremony again. Primarily because of seiza. Sitting seiza, uh, sucks. I thought I was prepared for this, I practiced at home. I sat on my carpeting. Now there's a big difference between tatami mats and carpeting, because basically tatami mats is concrete. Okay, it's not concrete, but it's -- it's, you know, the -- sort of straw like stuff, um, I'll show that in another video sometime, but it's -- it's basically they lay it on concrete, um, compared to my nice, uh, carpeted floors. It was not fun to sit on your legs. It sounds easier than it is for me, mainly because I have really long legs. Um, I'm a tall guy, it was really awkward for me to be doing that, but, you know, we got to experience cool little things. They are very particular about how you, ah, take, um, you know, the cups. You have to turn it special ways. I don't really remember it, because I screwed up pretty much the entire time, I did the -- the ceremony, because I kept fidgeting and stuff, trying to get comfortable. Um, but yeah, we got to get little Japanese sweets. I mean there's not a whole lot to really tell about -- about the ceremony in terms of specifics. Um, there are definitely resources out there if you want to know exactly how it works, it sort of varies, too. Um, one thing that's interesting, is my teachers there were saying that Japanese tea ceremonies really aren't so much about the rules as they seem, but about doing these -- these little traditions to make everyone feel comfortable and to feel, um, part of this same group and you know, it's really --it's supposed to be about your conversations with each other and, um, you know, just having a good time. That's definitely the main point. But, uh, yeah, seiza sucks, except for my friend Paul, the other guy that was there, yeah, yeah, so he just sat there like there's nothing. He's like, yeah I sit like this every day, ha, ha man. I looked like a retard. When I was doing my culture classes, one of the old guys that taught us, he's supposedly like the oldest baseball player of all time. He gave us a little -- little tip that you guys should try out because I tried it and I think it's true. So, we were talking about Korea one day and he was saying that apparently you can tell the difference between a Korean and a Japanese woman based on their legs. Now this is because Japanese women apparently -- apparently most Japanese women have bowed legs, meaning they kind of -- I can't really do it with my fingers, but sort of something like that. You know there's kind of a round gap here, right. Well, apparently, Korean women don't have this and the reason for that is because Japanese women traditionally always sat seiza from like, a really early age and Korean women will sit like, sideways, like. We went out there and, uh, it's very easy to spot, because pretty much all the pants that women wear, especially in Japan -- Japanese women are so skintight there's nothing left to the imagination, so you can pretty much see the entirety of, ah, the leg structure of the woman. So, though I didn't get out my protractor to measure the exact angle that they were bowed, I was pretty sure, ah, from then on out who was Japanese and who was Korean. That's an interesting factoid taught to me by a very, very old, ah, Japanese man. So, anyways the, ah, following clip is showing me getting prepared to go in to the tea ceremony.
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Hi. I think we can resume. If not then I have no idea. Um, I thought my bedroom's getting like really boring so I decided, hey why not blog in the living room, so that's what I'm doing. I'm blogging in my living room 'cause I'm cool. What the fuck am I doing with my arms? Anyway, um, I'm dressed up. I'm in a dress which is like not normal. Dress. Um, I never normally wear dresses, but I'm like going to my sister's baptism soon. I thought it was my mom, but it's not. Um, I'm going to my sister's baptism soon. Um, but yeah, so that's what's happening, yeah, she's getting baptized because she's special. Um, I like this cardigan; it's red. I have piano fingers. Ooh, they look like piano keys. They're F'ing cool, but I've scratched this one. There you go. Piano fingers? A bracelet. I know who this is from, but I'm not going to wear it. Okay. Go on, Gabe , shite. I just and stopped blogging off. Oh my God. Um, I had like loads of people in school asking me why I stopped blogging. So I said blogging? Oh my God. Um, blogging. Ha, we got it right that time. Um, loads of people asking me why I'd stopped so I'm trying to balance on one leg. Not really working. Um, so here I am. Um, I basically disappeared because uh, I had a lot on my mind at the time. I had a lot on my mind recently. Um, like me and my friends had a big falling out and then like I had boy trouble -- blah. Um, fuck. I wasn't meant to do that. Um, I had a problem with like this guy who was like bugging me and everything and stalking me. So that happened. Sorry I've got a cold. Uh, oh, my new phone. . I can't believe you didn't notice that but yeah I got a new phone. It's like um, it's the Samsung Tocco. I have to get it on the menu, click on so you can see the background, but yeah. But yeah, I got a new phone. Um, I got it like last week. Yeah, but I have been doing a lot recently. Some girl, right, 'cause, my friend text me, hello one of those. Um, apparently my friend got a new phone and she got the Tocco Light which I'm really pissed off with because it's a newer one than mine and I got mine last week and she got hers this week and she's got the new one which makes me look really . You know, you know girls? Um, so yeah. Done my texting. What? I talk to myself. I don't know why I even do this, talking to a camera is really gay. I love this song. Yeah. I like that song. It's a good song. Um, hold on, you know the ? I got that on my phone. It goes yeah, yeah, yeah. The one that goes yeah, yeah, yeah. La, la, la. I got that on my phone. Cool and cool. Yeah, I found that on the Internet. I was like, whoa. Uh, so I put it on my phone. 'cause my friends, they were like addicted to singing it last week. They're English, the person who I sit next to called Tom, hi Tom. Um, he was like literally, he was like yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm like, oh my God, shut up! We were trying to write an essay and he would not stop singing it. Really, really annoying, a British song. So, yeah, uh, I have nothing else to talk about. Oh, on the weekend, um, like me and my cousin, well my cousin came down. We had like a family thingamajig on Friday. Um, and my cousin came down, and, um, we basically, um, he came down with loads of his mates. He came down and we had like a party thing and I got a bit pissed and I had a really bad hangover yesterday. I have on shorts on under this. Hi, air freshener. It's my air freshener -- it's my air freshener going off. Um, yeah. They're cool. I have nothing else to do. I've been looking at my feet all the time. Walking around. Yeah, there's no one outside. Um, yeah. I'm going to finish this blog with a lovely view out my window because I'm lovely like that. See? There's a picture there of me. Anyways, window. Bye bye. We love you.
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The Workshop on Personality Recognition 2014 was a competition based on this dataset. The goal is to predict personality scores from visual features and text transcripts.

Reference Paper: https://infoscience.epfl.ch/server/api/core/bitstreams/e61b4c1b-0c56-4afc-9786-23e9841cb81f/content

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