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VLOG111 | 4.9 | 4.6 | 3.8 | 5 | 4.2 | VLOG111 | 233.42 | 0.23677 | 1.6162 | 0.50169 | 3.3441 | 0.40455 | 0.79468 | 0.16284 | 0.026713 | 0.39506 | 6.0925 | 3.1419 | 0.013919 | 1.1779 | -0.000063 | 0.005842 | 0.52778 | 4.096 | 0.81942 | 0.024089 | 0.20005 | 7.464906 | 0.292428 | 129 | 147 | 111 | Hiya! Today's vlog is brought to you by echo, echo, echo, echooo. See how the only purpose why I'm making this video is, because I recorded something earlier just to try it. Um, if you could hear the echo in this room through the camera or through the camera and yes you can. And I think that it's funny, because this is the room where I always recorded my videos when I was at my dad's; you know, the one with the red chair. There's no red chair anymore, because some -- that -- the entire room is empty. It's empty and it's dirty, because, um, behind all the furniture there is dirt. And I don't know how old that dirt is, but it's probably, probably old and disgusting. Let me show you what I mean. I'm going to give you a three hundred and sixty of my empty room. Isn't that exciting? I know, I know, yeah, I see. Um, okay. So, there it starts; wall, there, urr, ah, ah, there, eww, eww, ich, my nails, eww, gross. Okay, moving on; my door, um, a coke bottle I forgot to sweep up. And eww, look at that, eww, disgusting. Am -- Am I pointing? I don't -- I can't see the screen. I don't know, but eww, eww. Okay, so I'm just gonna do this. I have no idea what I'll find in the house, but I'm sure you can see that is disgustingly dirty. And, there, there, there, see that? Eww, eww, eww eww, there, oh, yuck, there you see that, ah. Gross, gross, err, anyway, um, yeah that was my room, hah exiting. Oh, and if I didn't realize that I'm lying on the floor. And the floor is just as dirty as the walls, but then again my toes are dirty from throwing all that stuff out and worn from carrying boxes that seem to be, like, I don't know, just as heavy as me. And, it's just my back does not feel too cheerful, let me tell you that. Anyway, ah, so that's the only purpose why I am making this video, because I thought that it was funny to have such an echo in a room that used to be not echoey at all. And the same echo always reminds me of Mr. Echo, um, yeah. I don't know what I'm saying now. I just thought that I'd make a video and I like the color of my socks and the end, the end, the end, the end, the end, the end, the end . |
VLOG112 | 3.1 | 5.7 | 5.4 | 5.2 | 4.6 | VLOG112 | 234.16 | 0.2899 | 1.0193 | 0.36102 | 3.4176 | 0.36895 | 0.74131 | 0.1772 | 0.017425 | 1.6065 | 4.889 | 3.5658 | 0.000406 | 0.93408 | 0.000002 | 0.000144 | 0.24389 | 1.8126 | 0.63457 | 0.046658 | 0.35009 | 4.262534 | 0.02381 | 139 | 185 | 112 | Hey, guy. Good night, everyone. This is so unfair, um, it is after midnight here and actually I had intended to just go to sleep and make a video tomorrow maybe, but after reading my comments and my private messages and reading the comments on my channel I just had to say hello. Hello. The reason why I didn't make a video any sooner was because my weekend is occupied with car problems. As you know, I have a small car and I travel long distances; I travel a lot all over Holland and my car has been giving me trouble for I think a month now. Every time I go on the highway it will just start shaking and the garage couldn't find out what was wrong, but now they do know it's the gas pump and it's going to cost me a lot of money, but that isn't what I wanted to tell you. What I wanted to tell you, first of all, is thank you for the comments and for, well, making me feel like I'm being heard and that is wonderful; and that is going to be my message today; to keep on trying; always keep on trying, even when you think that what you are doing is not worth it. A teacher of mine asked me two weeks ago, what it was that I wanted to -- what the message was that I wanted to give to people -- or not the message not so much, but the impression I wanted to leave on people. I've thought about it for two entire weeks and I couldn't come up with an answer. I couldn't. I thought I wanted people to like me and therefore usually I hide and say nothing. I thought if I'd be quiet and just accept everything, people would like me. This YouTube experience has taught me that that is not the case. People will always comment on how my nose looks wrong or my overall face is not good today or -- and it's not my goal to be liked. I want to defend people who cannot voice what they have to say and are silent. And usually the silent ones are the ones with great opinions and I think they need to be acknowledged -- and that is what I hope to do, to acknowledge everyone who has his or her pretty opinions or strong devotions or dreams or hopes or aspirations. I think most people are very beautiful. I'm not talking about outside opinions; I'm talking about inside. For so long I felt I wasn't being heard and you often made me feel like I am -- and that I'm actually portraying something good. And now I know what it is that I want to leave people. I want people to think of me as someone who acknowledges -- who understands; and I hope you think I'm actually succeeding; and I hope that you know that you mustn't give up like I haven't given up on me, on anorexia, on young people. People should be who they are and you should be who you are; and no matter how rude comments are, I will always be XXXX, and not someone else, but you guys can only give me more self esteem; give me more courage; give me more -- make me believe in myself more, but not less; definitely not less. I don't easily get moved by much, but you have moved me. So I just wanted you to know that I thank you very much, and I wish you all a good night. |
VLOG113 | 4.6 | 5.1 | 4.2 | 5.3 | 4.9 | VLOG113 | 229.07 | 0.21856 | 1.4569 | 0.45032 | 3.7838 | 0.30159 | 0.73721 | 0.2242 | 0.024778 | 0.36594 | 6.9171 | 3.6026 | 0.000617 | 2.0036 | -0.000013 | 0.000514 | 0.22623 | 1.8887 | 0.69272 | 0.046977 | 0.36676 | 6.130857 | 0.085859 | 119 | 162 | 113 | Hello. Okay. This is just going to be real quick, get to the point, um. First off, I'm going to have a contest, um, soon. Probably within the next two weeks I'll have the official, you know, contest video rules and whatnot up. Um, I've got some really good prizes. I kind of need some time to get, um, all that around, but I've got a few things so far from Mack and, um, just some hair bands, stuff like rolls. Anyway, contest, um, but it you want to enter the contest obviously, golden rule for all, YouTube contest is to subscribe, so if you'd like to do that now go ahead. Um, promise the prizes will be grand. Also, um, I'm getting to request that you guys send me, I'm really bad about it, but um, if you want to request something, just write it here in this video, in the comments and I promise I'll read it and I'll try to get to it. There's also a list over on the side, probably on this side, um, of my, you know, home page type deal that, uh, talks about some of the videos that I've started -- yeah, started, not finished. But, um, also for the contest, it's, ah, gonna be somewhat related to uh, the tutorials I'm putting up over the next week, so look out for those. Uh, it's -- it's going to be a little different than most contests that I've seen anyway, but I want to give people fair chance and there's going to be three prize groups. Well, actually one grand prize winner and the second two prize winners will be the same 'cause everyone took it. You know, all the nice presents stuff. Um, I got more highlights to my hair. It's a lot lighter. It looks a lot better, this video is really dark and it really sucks, but my webcam is broken, so that's going to put a little damper in my parade for this. But, um, I've actually been getting some donations and what not from a fashion blog that I have and I'm gonna kind of use that money for the contest instead of the blog, but, you know, same difference. But, anyway. Um, there's going to be, like, I think three tutorials I'll have up that are gonna kind of, you know, relate to the contest and whatnot, but, uh, more information on that when I know exactly what's going on and I'm really want to get the prizes around so I can show you guys what I have for you because I'm really excited to like give this stuff away 'cause it makes me, I don't know, happy. But anyway, thank you for watching and thank you for everyone who subscribed to me, um, recently. I can't believe I have, like, you know, almost seven hundred subscribers. That's just nuts, madness, but thanks much. |
VLOG114 | 4.8 | 5.4 | 4.2 | 5.3 | 4.6 | VLOG114 | 192.59 | 0.34476 | 1.1729 | 0.37162 | 3.8154 | 0.23593 | 0.7403 | 0.16009 | 0.023851 | 0.63404 | 7.989 | 2.6944 | 0.009242 | 2.2314 | -0.000019 | 0.014566 | 0.1828 | 1.8217 | 0.63709 | 0.053116 | 0.34972 | 6.828728 | 0.192573 | 142 | 193 | 114 | Hey guys, this is just a quick video to -- that says how thankful I am for all subscribers, keep on subscribing please. Just the quick news that um, uh oh. Just the quick news that one of my videos got picked again. I'm not sure which one, it's short listed so there's a chance that I might not win. But um yeah, I might win again so I cannot some day I'll announce it when it's gonna come out. And um can I get like a simple wish from you guys? 'Cause whoever's watching that's not a subscriber make me reach at least you know, five hundred before Christmas, or more if you want to subscribe and hopefully like the videos you've watched of mine. . The videos you've watched on my channel, there's a lot of it was created for you guys because you know, I'm not a partner, I just love creating videos so, I hope you guys like it and um, subscribe somewhere there. Up there. So anyway, um, thank you again, keep supporting me. I guess, so -- yeah, thank you. |
VLOG116 | 2.7 | 5.6 | 4.4 | 5.3 | 3.2 | VLOG116 | 183.17 | 0.64005 | 1.0215 | 0.36621 | 3.6158 | 0.2753 | 0.69729 | 0.20919 | 0.021398 | 1.0689 | 7.2839 | 3.906 | 0.00763 | 1.123 | -0.000018 | 0.003279 | 0.29484 | 1.5531 | 0.67344 | 0.041563 | 0.43361 | 4.892841 | 0.026531 | 144 | 138 | 116 | Uh, hey guys, XXXX here. It's been a while, yeah. Um, not really here to say much. I just -- I need a request or I have a request, yeah. Um, I'm really -- my iPod. It's -- it's very sad because I -- it's very lonely, there's not many songs on it. There's only like three hundred on it, most of my friends have almost a thousand, and uh, I -- I really want to get more music. I'm kind of starting to get to the point where I know all the songs and they're really boring now. So if you guys know any -- any band that you like, tell me 'cause I'm open to try it. I'll put over here in the description a list of all that I already got, so I don't get repeats and maybe it'll help you think, you know, hey this band is kind of like them, whatever. I don't know. All I know is I need new music and getting sick of listening to the same songs over and over again. So, if you guys help me out, I would be very appreciative. Okay. Thank you. |
VLOG117 | 6.3 | 4.6 | 4 | 4.8 | 5.4 | VLOG117 | 276.09 | 0.24548 | 1.6533 | 0.48447 | 3.8583 | 0.32646 | 0.68698 | 0.17611 | 0.049595 | 1.1072 | 13.862 | 9.4723 | 0.017756 | 2.0516 | -0.000047 | 0.01032 | 0.29139 | 1.481 | 0.56683 | 0.039925 | 0.38272 | 7.079371 | 0.294031 | 113 | 163 | 117 | Hey there people. Are you tired of not having an egg? Well, if you pay enough money we can give you an egg. The egg is great for any household and it even moves. Wow, that's really cool isn't it? And, for a mere price of four thousand dollars you can get this egg. I mean, don't take my word for it; why don't you take some one like Greg Bell's word for it. Hah, hah, it's really good. Oh, Greg you're so funny. Hah, and anyways if you call in the next fourteen minutes we'll give you my -- my -- my sister's bra? Okay, well then, order now. Mommy, have you seen my bra? Uh? Hey, that's mine, geez! Aww, come on; I need it for -- Stay out of my room! I need it for a video. I don't care. Aww, come on. Stay out of my room. I'm getting tired of you going through my bras and panties. And stop trying to sell my stuff. God! |
VLOG118 | 5.4 | 3.5 | 4 | 3.8 | 4.4 | VLOG118 | 162.23 | 0.28915 | 1.2117 | 0.37556 | 3.4912 | 0.29551 | 0.74914 | 0.18192 | 0.019684 | 0.46394 | 6.73 | 2.6798 | 0.007838 | 1.2722 | -0.000012 | 0.003858 | 0.38581 | 5.368 | 0.89324 | 0.031595 | 0.1664 | 6.270065 | 0.159066 | 140 | 157 | 118 | Hey everyone, I just want to talk about something that has been in the news lately -- well at least American news -- and it's the balloon boy. For all of you international viewers who don't know who the balloon boy is, apparently there is this family who lives in Colorado and they are crazy; and they basically believe in aliens and do all this weird like scientist shit, except not real science, because they believe in all this wacky crap. And basically they set off a balloon, not like a little toy balloon, but this weird spaceship shaped balloon; and the father set it off and then they realized they couldn't find their son. They thought their son was in the balloon and we've been calling him the balloon boy for the past day or so. And he was like -- and the balloon was floating over Colorado for two hours; and for two hours we all thought that this boy was floating in this balloon. And then the balloon lands, and we realized that it's empty and we realized the boy was actually in the attic of the house; and he wasn't in the balloon; and we were all just talking about a balloon floating in the sky for two hours. Yeah, so it's understandable that we would cover that, because you know there was a chance that this boy could have died. He was like floating around in space, but he wasn't. That's the point. He wasn't in the balloon, and even though we're learning more about this family, how they're kinda of crazy and how they are bad parents, but, um, that's not news; that's really -- that's not news. Um, and even though it's not news our media has decided to cover it twenty four seven. By our media I mean, CNN; FOX, which no one should watch and MSNBC. These three major news stations, even my beloved MSNBC can't stop talking about the balloon boy. Honestly, really, the stock market just went over ten thousand or whatever for the first time in over a year. It's going up. It's going up. Do you remember I said that in my last video? People like, yeah, Barak Obama it's going up and it's hit a record point for over a year, but we're talking about a little boy that we thought was in a balloon that wasn't. Really. The health care debate is finally coming to like to a merging point where the Congress and the Senate have to like agree to merge a final bill and we're talking about a boy who we thought was in a balloon but wasn't. Really. You know when our society crumbles before our eyes and when Sarah Palin takes over the world with Glenn Beck and Rush Limbaugh and we look back at where did we all go wrong. It's when our media started talking about the balloon boy. It's when our media decided that the balloon boy was more important to discuss than the stock market, healthcare, the economy -- you know, the stimulus package that is working by the way. You know, big stuff like that, no, no, no, we're going to talk about the balloon boy. And even after the balloon boy has landed, we're going to talk about how bad the parents of the balloon boy are, and then we're going to put that family on every single freaking news show in the next twenty four hours, interview after interview and watch the little boy. He literally threw up on television. On the Today Show this morning, he threw up. He vomited on television. News show after news show, this is what we're talking about, you know -- Barak Obama, Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi, healthcare go merging, fuck that. Stimulus bill -- it's working, more signs that it's working, fuck that. Stock market hits ten thousand for the first time in over a year, fuck that. We're not even talking about like anything that could possibly be twisted to be related to current events. No, we're talking about the balloon boy. You know, Thomas Jefferson talked about an enlightened electorate and electorate and the only way that democracy can succeed is if we have an enlightened electorate. Meaning that voters know -- know what they are talking about. How are we supposed to know what we are talking about when the people who are supposed to tell us are talking about a balloon boy? |
VLOG119 | 5 | 5.5 | 3.8 | 5.4 | 4.9 | VLOG119 | 205.87 | 0.2639 | 1.5645 | 0.47572 | 3.7617 | 0.28128 | 0.7333 | 0.18234 | 0.024868 | 0.56427 | 9.8267 | 5.5028 | 0.042644 | 1.1536 | -0.000203 | 0.015414 | 0.33488 | 1.3689 | 0.61616 | 0.037229 | 0.45012 | 3.746667 | 0.004082 | 134 | 113 | 119 | Hey everyone, I'm 's mom, um, I'm also known as XXXX, um. Okay, so this is my first video so I'm a little nervous and it might be a little retarded, but, um, after talking to XXXX, which I'm sure most of you've been -- you know, um, she told me to make one, and I did. So, um, I just got back from, um, the Food Network Night, um, with a couple of moms and it was delicious, the food was amazing. Like, I made, um, , um, strawberry and peach cobbler, and it was a little rubbery. The cobbler really didn't come up, like stayed at the bottom so it was -- it was good, but it was like rubbery. Um, then I also made potatoes, which were also really, really good. Then everybody else made awesome recipes and I'm stuffed, and it's one thirty in the morning and I'm making a video, um, but I figure since my hair was kinda nice, um, that I would make a video now instead of tomorrow. Um, and it's in black and white because, um, it doesn't show the flaws, but don't tell anybody that. Um, so I'm gonna try to blog, not every day, but sometimes see how I like it. If I get I great response I'll continue, if not then I won't. Um, I really don't want to make videos that no one reply to them or nothing, because then that's stupid. I'll just feel dumb, so we'll see how it goes. Um, I even thought about doing a, um, blog for coupons, because I am a coupon freak. I'm one of those ladies that stand at the check out lane for thirty minutes while they scan my coupons. Um, I do purchases like before coupons to a hundred and something dollars, up to coupons lower than twenty bucks. So I'm really like crazy about them, so I figure I could maybe teach some few people on here, if I get some interest. If not, then I'll just make goofy videos. Um, and I really don't know how to edit videos, but I'm gonna try and we'll see what I can come up with. Um, I think that's it for now. Um, like I said its one thirty in the morning; I probably should get some sleep since I have no child tonight, um, so I hope that you guys enjoy this video. |
VLOG120 | 4.9 | 3.7 | 4.8 | 4.9 | 4 | VLOG120 | 248.94 | 0.28374 | 2.2227 | 0.73602 | 3.5094 | 0.32466 | 0.81384 | 0.16199 | 0.028868 | 0.45041 | 8.5548 | 4.6207 | 0.012583 | 1.7015 | 0.00002 | 0.008536 | 0.40038 | 2.5176 | 0.71352 | 0.031776 | 0.28341 | 7.396784 | 0.411765 | 123 | 154 | 120 | So yes, this is really is me, this is XXXX. Look. My hair. It's gone bye bye. I was actually gonna wait until, um, after the wedding, and next summer to cut my hair short, but given the style of -- of the gown and I kept looking at up dos and I just didn't really see any that really went with what I wanted. I kinda decided to go ahead and do it down. But, I didn't want it, like, long and down. So, um, right now it's flipped under, but I can flip it out and it can be all -- because it's layered. So I know, I'm sure all of you will have an opinion. I hate it. I love it. How could you? You look ugly now. Oh, you're gorgeous. I don't care. I really don't care to hear any of it. I didn't do it for you guys, and I got permission from my mom and -- and uh, XXXX , not that it matters. Uh, not permission, but you know what I mean. So um, I just kinda wanna update you guys. Um, a couple of things. One is we are close to three hundred dollars raised on the poverty project, which sounds not, like, not that much when you consider everyone, but if you think of it another way, we're ten percent of the way there, and ten percent's quite a bit. It's quite a bit, you know? So, I'm keeping my fingers crossed that, um, I'm not gonna let it go. I'm not going to so, um, if you guys are sick and tired of hearing me talk about it, but you still love me to death, then you're just going to have donate, so we get the three thousand and I quit asking you to go donate. By the way, go donate, on MySpace, blog, um, Fineloss has a donate button. Whatever the last blog I have a donate button on is, that's the most recent total. That's where I keep updating, because I have so many, I don't go back and update every single total. I update the most recent one. Um, let's see, um, more news, um, I just get -- heard a little more from YouTube about this gathering thing. Um, I just got, um -- they sent us a flip, uh, cam -- video camera, which rocks. Um, I already had one. Now apparently, I'll have two, and I'm going to definitely use both. Um, not -- not double fisted. I won't be, like, whooo, look at all that, yeah, you know? No. But XXXX takes a lot of video of um, the doggie cat, which I sh -- don't tell, because it might not -- you know, don't -- it's not for sure yet, but they're -- they're discussing the cat and dog. Are having some talks about having a merger and if they do so, they would have their own channel. So -- and, and they just -- the biggest thing right now is they can't decide on a name. Would it be the Ophelia and Justice Show or the Justice and Ophelia Show? See, Justice says that he should get precedence because no one has seen him yet, really and everyone wants to see his puppy videos and him growing up, and we have all those videos, and he thinks that there's some power to that, you know? He thinks that, um, that exclusivity should get him the first name. But then Ophelia is, like, hey, I've already been on YouTube, I'm tried and true, I have fans, they love me. They're gonna stick by me, bitch. She calls him bitch, even though he's not a bitch, he's a male dog, um, but that -- that's her, you know, she calls -- she calls us all bitch at times. Um, well, she's probably called me a bitch when she doesn't have as much hair to lick and eat on anymore. Um, so, yes, um, that's probably where the other flip phone is gonna go for. But, just so you guys know, I'm gonna give a shout out. I know I don't ever do it on this channel. Um, I don't ever talk about companies or anything, except for my personal one, but hey, shout out to uh, flip phones. Uh, looks like the brand is M I-N O, Mino. I don't know but -- but flip video, um, they're awesome, literally, I mean because I -- I bought one before. I'm not just saying they're awesome because they gave me a free one. I bought one three weeks ago. Yeah, great. Um, and then they're, like, oh yeah, well, Flip is sponsoring this event so you guys get one. That's nice, hah. Shoulda told me three weeks ago. Anyway, um, it just -- it records, um, on flash memory and then you click a button and the USB thing pops out and you just click it in, and you download it to your computer. It is awesome for just taking little videos here and there. Um, definitely an awesome one. So I'm gonna go ahead and plug them. I don't know the website. Google it. Um, the -- the other thing is, okay, yeah, um -- sorry, you're gonna have to move a little bit. Um, YouTube had asked me uh, what my t shirt size was, and I said small if it was unisex, and they ran out of small so they sent me a medium. Well, look fucking cool this is. Yeah, yeah, it says player. That's right, it says -- it says playa, and then on the back of course it says YouTube. I'm a YouTube playa. It's official, they sent it to me. I got a letter, it was handwritten. I can show it to you if you want. But then, since they'd run out of mediums, guess what they sent me? Guess. I'm gonna give you guys a second, just go ahead and guess. They sent me YouTube socks. Hello, I mean, I know I'm being silly, but I mean, hello socks. XXXX, I mean. Can you mix the two anymore? I -- I think I might have to start YouTubing in these socks constantly until they stink so bad XXXX throws them away. I don't know. So, I'm not only a YouTube playa, I have YouTube socks now. I mean, come on. So, I got that package and a handwritten -- handwritten -- handwritten letter from YouTube. I don't think you believe me; I'm gonna show you. Can you see? Can you see? It's hand written. It wasn't just a blanket, like, you know, pre printed card. Anyway, so quickly, before I lose -- um, sorry, for, yeah -- I know, I'm not comfortable either. Okay, you guys, you guys a little more comfortable? Um, I'm really tired, that's why I'm hyper by the way. Um, I get really talkative and ta -- talkative and hyper when I'm really sleepy. I barely got any sleep last night 'cause we bought XXXX a Mac. I converted him, yeah. And then, guess what else we got today -- guess what else? We got iPhones. We did. Um, his computer was paid for by um, the company he -- he works for so, no, we didn't go out and spend a shit ton on a new laptop. We don't have that kinda money. Um, but, uh, we -- we did buy iPhones because they're going to be essentially important, specially for me um, to get work done on the run, so I don't have to -- I don't have to be stuck at home anymore. Very cool, and then soon hopefully, they're going to be doing tethering which means I can use it uh, yeah, as internet for my computer. Okay, quickly, the last thing, oh my gosh. I'm -- I'm gonna run outta time. I think I can do a lot of minutes on this channel, I think. Let's hope. Um, the second thing -- the second thing? We're not on number two. The last thing. Last and far from least important, in fact the most important is October thirtieth at nine PM eastern standard time, I'm going to be live on Blog TV. Tell your friends. Tell everyone. I'm going to be live on Blog TV and I'm for two and a half hours, as long as there's enough questions to last that long, if no one shows up, then lonely little me will stick around for fifteen minutes and say bye bye to nobody. Um, but if you guys come by, you can say hi. Um, you guys can -- but, the main reason is for sex questions. So -- |
VLOG122 | 5.2 | 5.1 | 5 | 4.7 | 5 | VLOG122 | 163.09 | 0.41886 | 0.98607 | 0.38248 | 3.9702 | 0.2141 | 0.66937 | 0.18516 | 0.024304 | 0.87194 | 7.6906 | 3.562 | 0.009205 | 0.94853 | 0.000009 | 0.004062 | 0.26923 | 1.3501 | 0.47266 | 0.045711 | 0.35009 | 6.468526 | 0.125382 | 128 | 163 | 122 | Hey, how's that? Okay, so I just finished telling how the story of my gender marker needing changed in court. I went to -- would you behave yourself? No, you're done. Are you done? Okay, so I take my signed order to the DMV to get my license changed, and I -- and I'm waiting in line and I'm, like, this could get fun. Of course, the most conservative, not so nice looking lady says, may I help the next person please? So, I go up and I give her the form I signed and filled out; and I'm, like, so okay, I don't need to renew my license, but I need to change my gender marker. And she just looks at me, like, huh? I said, I just got a court order; I just got my gender marker changed and need to change it; so I give her the order. She looks over it and says, I don't know if we can do this. I said, that order says that you have to. So, she's looking over it and she's, like, I just -- I don't know if we can do this. So, I read to her the part that says, it is ordered that all public offices change all documents blah, blah, blah to reflect the new gender, blah, blah, whatever, legal speak. I don't remember what the hell I wrote. And so, at this point she says, well, you know, I'm just not comfortable with this, I don't think I can do -- I'm not going to do this. So, I said, I need to speak to your manager. So, she -- me and then this other fantastically, pleasant looking individual comes up to me and she, like, says, what seems to be the problem? I said, well I got my gender marker changed this morning; and I asked her if she could change it for me; and she said that she doesn't feel it's ethically correct to do so. And so, I had to ask for you, and she looks at it and she's, like, well, you know, I just don't know how I feel about this; I don't think that I can do this either. And so, I grabbed the order and I said, this is a court signed order. It says it is ordered, and ordered is in bold print here. I didn't say that it was in bold print, but just looking at the document you can see its bold print. And so, I read it to her; she's, like, well I guess we have no choice, do we? I was, like, no, you don't. She tells the other lady, well go ahead and do it then. I love the way they get all shitty and snotty with me and print the thing out and hand it to me, and she's, like, here you go. And so, I signed it. She's, like, I need your left thumb print over here and your right thumb print over here and then she takes my picture. And I'm sure that I'm smiling, like, a fool in this picture. Because I mean not only did I just get my gender marker changed by myself, it kind of pleases me to force people to do things that they don't want to do in respect to this. I know it's wrong, but I can't help it. So, I get my, you know, paper ID. I have to wait, like, six to eight weeks for my photo ID. Yah. So, I -- you know, I stroll on over to Social Security Office and by stroll I mean get in my car and drive a mile or two and, you know, whatever. And so, the -- the lady called me, in Social Security and she was far more pleasant. She just asked for -- you know, I -- I told her what was up and I gave her the order and she was, like, okay, I need your ID. And so, I gave her my paper one and she was, like, do you have anything with the picture on? I said, here's my old one that still says female, and then she verified some information on me that they have. And she asked me if I need a new card and I say, no, because I still have my card; and it doesn't have a gender marker on it. She says, okay, have a nice day. And I'm, like, oh you too. So, I finished all that up and I'm super excited and then I had to go to work. Fail. But, yeah. So, I get off work and I go to a bar to celebrate with my friends. And they had all left, 'cause they all had big girl jobs and big boy jobs. So, I went to the bar tonight, because so more shit happened at work that's not so good, but that's for another story. So, yeah, I'm legally male. My driver's license and social is changed. I have to work out my passport and other such documentation, but yeah, life is good. And, I win. I'll catch you later. Bye. |
VLOG123 | 5.3 | 4.9 | 5.5 | 4.8 | 5 | VLOG123 | 214.92 | 0.43157 | 1.0396 | 0.40621 | 3.7252 | 0.37868 | 0.63897 | 0.21731 | 0.022754 | 0.53667 | 5.8561 | 2.3386 | 0.004152 | 1.4501 | -0.000003 | 0.0032 | 0.3029 | 2.672 | 0.80096 | 0.038589 | 0.29976 | 6.018589 | 0.136364 | 141 | 175 | 123 | Hey, YouTube. It's XXXX real name no gimmicks. How's it going people? Due to the success of the XXXX review review, which I thank everybody very much for watching, I'm going to do another computer game review. And today's computer game review I'm going to do today is XXXX. Now I've got the limited hardened edition copy. XXXX, where can I begin now really? This game has got so much hype. It had so many commercials, trailers and even a little trailer . The hype of this game was tremendously huge. I could not believe it, it was just so unbelievable. It's a game here, like last year that was tremendously high. It was also the very first ever video game to receive a film premier style at London's Leicester Square which was absolutely amazing with this, it just shows how far computer games have become. And also not only that, on the first day of the UK launch it sold one point twenty three million copies, it's just -- it's unbelievable, it's absolutely fantastic. I'll tell you, it makes it the biggest selling computer game on its first day ever. It's just so unbelievable. It beat of for or five double. OK, enough about the hype and all the trailers and all the commercials I've been sort of talking about. Now let's talk about the game. Well, in this review, I'll also be showing you game play footage of me playing the game. All right, okay, so we're gonna do a bit of a crossfire against different enemies which is really cool. Okay, now for the story line, the main campaign load. It takes place five years after the original Call of Duty game. The marines and the UAS fought the other day, in action that beat the ultra nationalists in Russia. Unfortunately though, their sort of little plan had backfired. It turned out that Zakhaev, who was the main big bloke of the original XXXX game, was revered as a martyr and hero. When it came to Makarov , a former lieutenant of Zakhaev, decides to take over all of Europe and put out so many terrorist attacks all over across Europe, including Russia. At the very beginning of the game, I played Private Allen just to try to get used to the swing of things of the game. No, really you start off with training and then you go off to Afghanistan and go to Siberia. And then you head into Mother Russia as a CIA operative and this is where the controversy comes in. Politicians and the media have gotten involved with this particular level, level three, where you work as a CIA operative, join up with Makarov and shoot enough civilians at the local Russian air -- To me, though, I found this level a little bit queasy because I found it quite in the big shock value, but I feel like the media and politicians have taken this level a little bit too far and only based it on judgment of hype about video clips of the airports that were being shown rather than playing that particular level as well. But one thing I do like with , just before you start the campaign mode you do get an option to actually skip that particular level or decide to play it. And then it -- once you get into that particular level and decide, oh this is a bit too queasy or a bit too harsh or a thing and that, you can actually skip that particular level. It's not with any other level as well. I like that little feature as well, it's kinda like really really cool. After the controversial level three, you will be playing as many other different soldiers that including Sergeant Roach who works for the task force one forty one. Okay, so we're now going to a mission in Brazil. Now enough about talking about the storyline, what about the game itself? I feel like there is a -- when I play in single player mode, it's a little bit too easy but it's kinda like really cool. The levels are really, really intense. There's loads and loads of action going on, especially from the very first level when you first start, it's absolutely fantastic. I love it, the graphics are so detailed. You get it in there, when you get shot, you saw I have blood going across the screen and that. It's really really quite cool. It's makes it so like really realistic as well. They put in a lot of details as well which is actually fantastic with the building size, the building. And it's got a lot of various different weapons, whether it's like a desert eagle, an A K forty seven, or rifle shotgun, or a sniper gun. And it's really, it's quite cool, you can pick up many, many different weapons along the way. To me I was thinking like, this is going to be like another first person sort of shoot out and it is sort of the way is. I mean, to me, I kinda have a dislike though for first person shooters. Some of them are really good but most of them are sorta like, Oh, they're just all the same, this sort of thing, like Far Cry Two. Like I was saying, I feel like the campaign mode doesn't add enough storyline and development sort of thing. I feel like it could be carried off a lot more better. There are a number of different locations you can travel across. I don't know -- there were a number of different locations with this game which makes this probably a real epic first person shoot out. Which includes from Afghanistan, Siberia, America, Brazil, and even going into a mission out into outer space in one particular point as well which I find really cool. I love the attention and detail, though of the Siberia level, when you're out climbing those mountains. I find it a bit of a struggle though, to climb those mountains at first, but after a little bit of time, I really got the hang of it which is really cool. You can drive a number of different vehicles, including the snowmobile, which I found really fun and enjoyable though on the second level. Now I haven't finished the campaign mode, but I have found it a little too easy though just to get sort of thing. They're very very small levels and it doesn't have too much depth to it. I think it was more focused on the graphics, though, and the voice acting. Speaking about the voice acting, I think it's absolutely superb. Yeah, news is better. There are two other different modes in this game. You have the special ops team where you have -- play different types of missions to gain stars sort of thing, where you need to do training, races, try to shoot people down, try to take out all kinds of guys. I think this is absolutely fantastic. You can play this on your own or play with a friend, though really as well. I think this is actually a really neat idea, it makes it really cool. And that's what brings in the fun sort of thing. I think this is one of those features that's a lot better though, than the main campaign mode. I did try to complete one of the special ops where I had to try and kill -- make thirty kills without killing more than six civilians, which I kept on failing all the time, but it's a nice little neat challenge. It makes you try and make and try and figure out which is the best option to go through to help to take out the entire gang. I think this is really good. The strategy in this game is absolutely brilliant. The AI is really really good. And the main reason that people have bought XXXX, yeah that's right, it's the multi player. With these death matches, it's like eight players, for everybody going at each other. It's really -- kinda like really fancy stuff. I've played it a couple of times, it is really good. The multiplayer is absolutely phenomenal. The nine on nine mode is actually is true, you can do it in teams. And there's also, yeah, you can have the individual free form, where you're -- it's for every man to themself. That's what I've been mainly been playing. I've really had a real kick out of it as well. I have had so much fun over it and I will be keep on playing the multiplayer as well. When you pick up points for the multiplayer, you can pick up new weapons, new perks, new equipment, which eventually in the near future, you'll be able to drop bombs over the enemies as well. I've had a few bombs dropped on me as well, and it's not a pleasant sight. I've been in the multiplayer mode with somebody; you can play on for hours and hours and hours. And the same there with the special ops, just to make yourself real -- really better though, really. I bet those are the two best modes, though, of the entire game. Okay, what about the negatives? I feel like the campaign mode's storyline isn't really juicy, isn't really sorta like really strong, as I thought it would be, but they do have a couple of twists and turns as well within the story. I'm hoping to really look forward to find out what these are. The pricing for the game, including this, I paid like seventy pounds, I think is a bit too much though really, but it does come with a nice couple of little goodies. Again, the price, again is a bit of a problem, like forty five pounds just for the game by itself, but I bet you they just want to be different from the rest of the market but other than that I've been seeing it's a bit pricey but it's still worth the money. So if you do want to buy XXXX, I think that you may want to play with a friend or play with a lot of people online though. It's just a really really good game on those special types of things. Okay, so I'm going give you like two different slightly ratings here. For the campaign single player mode, I'd probably give maybe three and a half. With the multiplayer with special ops I'm going to give four and three quarters. Yeah, I bet this is more of a game though that you want to play with your friends online. Overall, I give this game probably four and a quarter. Now I know some of you are going to think yeah, that's a bit of a controversial market -- thinking oh Barry, you should rate it five out of five. I don't know, I feel the campaign mode is a huge letdown. Okay, guys my next review is going to be the new XXXX and I hope you take care and I hoped you enjoyed my review of XXXX. Peace out. |
VLOG124 | 4.3 | 3.8 | 2.6 | 4.1 | 4 | VLOG124 | 203.94 | 0.57541 | 1.0195 | 0.3537 | 3.6721 | 0.27373 | 0.59337 | 0.2447 | 0.023859 | 0.84369 | 8.9076 | 3.2291 | 0.008586 | 2.0317 | 0.000021 | 0.005956 | 0.55969 | 1.5222 | 0.55828 | 0.024367 | 0.36676 | 6.835174 | 0.111811 | 111 | 146 | 124 | I just woke -- hey YouTube, um, I -- I -- I can't actually tell you how drunk I was last night, I just -- I just, fuck, oh my God is right. This is one of the five bottles of wine I polished my way through and then I think I drank eight pints of something at the nightclub and I've just -- oh my God. Look at my eyes, oh. I didn't get up until about an hour ago, and it's now a quarter past four, so yes, that's what I -- and I woke up on my sofa. I wanna die. Look I have one fucking cigarette left, look -- look at that. Does that ever happen to anyone, by the way? Like the obviously. The top of your packet always comes off after a night out. I don't what that's all about, but I always wake up and like the top of my packet's, like, fallen off. Oh, well, of course I'm attractive, this is me, beautiful, aren't I? Beautiful, oh, crap, okay, um, I'll try to say something vaguely interesting. All I can say, this offends me. Okay, I probably shouldn't really say that either. This is what our stupid England call a TV license. Hello, I'm a TV license , right, why do I have to pay -- let's see my letter. I have to pay thirty seven pounds every three months so that I can watch my telly. And, do you know what as well, it only covers the fucking BBC, fucking BBC, what does the fucking BBC do that I watch? Fuck all. I don't watch and I don't the X factor, which is on ITV, not fucking BBC so you can go stuff your fucking TV license. Well, I tried to say that I tried to stop the TV license, and some man came knocking on my door and said that if I didn't pay it then I'd get a thousand pounds fine, so I was like, what? So I paid it. But yeah, oh my God, I don't really get hangovers, but I can't tell you how drunk I was. I think I spent ninety fucking quid -- of course, that wasn't all on alcohol. Not that I was doing anything wrong. Anyway, I had waffles a little bit now, uh yeah, I just thought everyone should see the beauty that is me after a night out. Just in case anyone wants to sleep with me, and then this is what you'd be waking up next to, not pretty, no, not even a little bit. Not even a smidgen, so anyway, I hope you all have a lovely day and I'm going to practice again Monday morning, because I'm going out Sunday night, to get I'm going to forget about all bills. Another fucking letter came through today from fucking Scottish Power -- about my bills. Anyway, I love you, bye. |
VLOG125 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 3.7 | 4.2 | 4.5 | VLOG125 | 231.49 | 0.30058 | 1.2948 | 0.45459 | 3.7968 | 0.34388 | 0.74481 | 0.20189 | 0.027933 | 0.73406 | 7.4461 | 4.1888 | 0.003339 | 1.7605 | -0.000003 | 0.002945 | 0.31564 | 1.1158 | 0.35343 | 0.041509 | 0.31675 | 6.713045 | 0.25 | 131 | 158 | 125 | I'm ill, so I haven't really being doing anything at all. I have been at home, all day, for like the past six days. I've been off for six days. It's awful, but -- I have a cough, but, I just like, have a general flu -- because my hair is really bad. And I just, I' m really sorry, I haven't been making any videos, I've been just so distracted. A lot has happened, but I'm really sorry, and I'm going to get back into making all of them again. I think I've become a bit shy talking to myself. Can you see XXXX? Tell us, someone. hold it there so I can see you from in the camera. Okay. You know, shag bands are the new -- What is that? I don't really know what yellow means. I think yellow means hug and green means blow drying. That was my sister by the way. So typically XXXX has challenged me to do a workout video. However, she also left me three alternative challenges on my page. If you don't believe me, go to the page, I think it's up there, click on my name, or maybe it's there, click on my name, up there. Yeah. The other three alternatives, there was a news report about caterpillars which I was going to do - funny story, I'll tell you later. Or a music video and I've decided to do the music video. And I'm going to do a remake of XXXX. And I will post it and eventually you will see it. I need to give XXXX a challenge because she's been buzzing me so much. I say challenge you like. No, not that challenge. Okay, what other challenge? No, no, I can't do that challenge, give me another one. So I've decided on this video, they've plastered on this video and you can't change this XXXX. XXXX, XXXX, your challenge is here. Your challenge, XXXX, is to do a dance video like, how to dance and then do dances to a song, you know. . Now we're going to get down. Hello, girls I am your Russian instructor for ballet. |
VLOG126 | 5.4 | 6.4 | 4.9 | 5.2 | 5.2 | VLOG126 | 268.74 | 0.2383 | 1.9038 | 0.74342 | 3.6604 | 0.39531 | 0.76759 | 0.19262 | 0.031578 | 0.4851 | 8.3403 | 4.6863 | 0.00109 | 1.4299 | -0.000004 | 0.000632 | 0.40454 | 1.6458 | 0.60363 | 0.0327 | 0.36676 | 7.388174 | 0.260945 | 135 | 165 | 126 | Hello. So I just got home for Easter break and what did I find but I -- I turned around the other way but it had my address on it and I saw some present, I could really show you. But I got a package with my name on it and I'm pretty sure it's my giraffe shirt from, um, XXXX so I'm really excited and I thought I'd make a video and show you guys. My gosh. I can't wait. Oh no. Okay, um, it's -- it'a not a giraffe shirt I guess, but, oh man that's oh -- that's oh -- that's so cool. Okay, so I was really excited to get my giraffe shirt, um, however, um, I ended up -- I ended up getting my red shirt instead. Look. That's partly red. I'm so excited, I truly forgot this was even coming in the mail. Well it's a t shirt. I didn't -- I didn't get what I thought I was going to get, but I got a party red shirt. I also got a little red key chain, a slinky note, a light sporty yo yo and um, and a little message that says "Hi XXXX. Write good days as provided, best wishes, XXXX. Yeah, that's kinda like anti climatic. I really wanted my giraffe shirt. Not that I don't love this red shirt. It's just really -- really hoping for the giraffe shirt and I got my hopes up. I'll make another video of my giraffe shirt sometime. Bye I just broke it. Some of you are wondering, XXXX doesn't play with yo yo's, she breaks them. Oh no. I wonder if I can fix this. Oh, you know if anyone wants to fix my yo yo, um, I would appreciate it. I'm sorry red. I'm sorry I failed at my -- this is why you shouldn't do me favors. Just so you know my, um, yo yo hit these little guys and they're made of glass and I'm really surprised it didn't --- |
VLOG127 | 5.3 | 5.1 | 4.1 | 4.9 | 4 | VLOG127 | 215.62 | 0.3387 | 1.2346 | 0.40086 | 3.6055 | 0.2988 | 0.71952 | 0.17666 | 0.027057 | 0.513 | 6.5641 | 2.4277 | 0.00576 | 1.0985 | -0.000008 | 0.002634 | 0.23287 | 2.3129 | 0.69405 | 0.045734 | 0.30008 | 6.057983 | 0.090823 | 141 | 173 | 127 | Hey, everybody. Um, I'm so sorry that I haven't made a video in, like, two weeks. I've been really, really sick. I'm still kind of getting over it. Um, I have bronchitis, actually, which was, like, devilish and I've never had it before and I never wish to get it again, so. Anyway, I had purchased, um, some false lashes from China on eBay about a month ago, and I was, like, oh great, I totally got scammed. So, like, I hadn't gotten them, but today they came in and I absolutely love them. They were super cheap. I got, um; I got ten of these for, like, a dollar. Um, and then I got forty pairs of lashes that come in, like, a big box like this -- wait a second a bit -- of these. I got those for I think, like, two dollars. Forty pairs of lashes for, like, two dollars. And shipping wasn't that expensive either. It was only, like, three bucks for it -- it to -- it to take, like, a month to get here, but nevertheless, um, I love them. But, I have a ton and I know I'm not going to go through them all -- actually um, there's two styles. I mean, they're great quality and I do love them, but there are two styles that I know, like, I'm never ever gonna use. I wear really big, thick, um, like, drag queen lashes at all times. Um, so these -- in these -- let me see 'em -- are not going to cut it for me. They would for, like, ninety five percent of the population. These are, like, everyday lashes, that a lot of people love, but I know I'm never ever gonna wear them. So, I'm gonna give them away to you. Uh, two people will get these. Um, just comment below. Type enter me and I will pick the winner -- when will I pick the winner? I will -- the contest will end in -- we'll say a week? I'll post whenever it's gonna end, um, in the side bar, because I'm really indecisive right now. Um, so yeah. Just hit enter me and that will enter you in to win, um, one of these boxes of lashes. There's ten sets in here; ten pairs of lashes. Um, so yeah, they're really great, great quality. Um, I'm really impressed with them. I'm going to link you also to the eBay store that I bought these from because literally, like, forty lashes for a dollar is incredible. So, let me just show you. When you put them in a box like this, you just pop them out and -- let me see if I can get this out -- and there's going to be -- do you see the end? You're just going to have to trim this little bit off and then you'll put them on like normal. So, um, don't get confused when there's, um, the lash band kind of extends over the actual lashes -- do you -- all you have to do is just trim that off and put them right back on. The lash band is super, super, um, like, pliable and easy to work with. Um, I'm actually wearing some of them right now. I love them. I definitely recommend them if you're a big lash wearer like I am. I wear fake lashes every single day and it gets really expensive. So, I can buy, like, a whole box of lashes like this for, like, five bucks, that's excellent. Um, so, I'll put the link up into the side bar. Also the date of when the contest is ending, um, and all that good stuff. All right. Bye guys. |
VLOG129 | 5.4 | 4.7 | 5.2 | 4.8 | 5 | VLOG129 | 231.32 | 0.31216 | 1.5518 | 0.49468 | 3.5774 | 0.31574 | 0.53549 | 0.29976 | 0.026246 | 0.55016 | 9.0566 | 4.6251 | 0.006134 | 1.6387 | -0.000007 | 0.001014 | 0.44408 | 1.96 | 0.45746 | 0.028571 | 0.2334 | 4.518841 | 0.023121 | 130 | 150 | 129 | Little Johnny came running into the house. Mother, mother, mother, can little girls have babies? Well of course not, Johnny, says mother. So little Johnny runs back outside -- yay, we can play that game again Suzie. My wife came home the other day. She told me to take off her shirt. Then she told me to take off her skirt. And then she told me -- don't you ever wear them again, young man. A mother was sitting on the couch admiring her children one day. And one says, mother, why is my name Petal? And the mother says dear, that's because, on the day you were born, a petal fell on your head. The other little child says, then that must be why name is Rose. And the mother says yes, dear, because on the day you were born, a rose fell on your head. The other child looks around and says , and the mother says shut up, Refrigerator. One day, a father and his little son were walking through the neighborhood and they spot two dogs, fucking. The little boy doesn't understand, so he ask his father, daddy, what are those dogs doing? Father explains, son, those dogs are making a puppy. Well, a few days later, the little boy barges into his parent's bedroom catches his mommy and daddy fucking. Little boy says, daddy, what are you doing? The mother says son, we're making a baby, a little brother for you. And the boy looks up at his dad and says dad, I'd rather have a puppy. One day, two little bo -- friends were walking through the woods, and one's a little older than the other. He spots a rabbit turd. The younger one says, hey, what's that? The older one says those are smart pills, if you eat them you will get really, really smart. So the younger boy picks up one of the little rabbit turds, sticks it in his mouth and chews it up. Hmm, says the little one, that tastes like shit. The older one says, see? You're getting smarter already. Three mothers were discussing their teenage daughters, and the first mother says you know, I was going to clean up my daughter's bedroom and I found a pack of cigarettes under her bed. I didn't even know she smoked. The second one says well, I was cleaning out my daughter's closet, and I found a bottle of vodka, and I didn't even know she drank. The third mother says well, I was cleaning out my daughter's dresser, and I found a pack of condoms -- I didn't even know she had a penis. These two swerm -- sperm are swimming through the woman's body, whew, ah, ah. Boy, I'm just about to give out says one -- wo -- one sperm, when are we gonna to get to the uterus? The other one turn around and says the uterus, shit, we just passed the esophagus. A man calls animal control because a crazed gorilla was perched on his roof and he doesn't know what to do. So, here comes animal control and this old man gets out of the van with a little dog, a gun, and a baseball bat. The man says, what in the hell's this all about? How you gonna get that gorilla down? You're just an old man and you got a baseball bat and a little dog and a gun? And the man said -- old man says yeah, I'm gonna climb up on the roof there and I'm gonna scare that gorilla down with this here baseball bat. This here little dog gonna bite that gorilla on the balls, incapacitate him, and I'll be able to take him away. The excited homeowner says, what am I gonna do with this gun? The old man says, well, you might shoot that little dog if I fall off the roof. |
VLOG130 | 2.8 | 6 | 4.5 | 5.6 | 3.7 | VLOG130 | 175.47 | 0.27744 | 1.2655 | 0.46712 | 3.8428 | 0.30041 | 0.77907 | 0.15584 | 0.019604 | 0.62229 | 6.6472 | 3.4627 | 0.000425 | 1.4609 | 0.000002 | 0.000212 | 0.18737 | 0.73657 | 0.34383 | 0.05896 | 0.46679 | 6.428892 | 0.068182 | 129 | 149 | 130 | Hello, this is my second blog and, um, I've got a computer right here. It's the one from Top Gear -- and the cool one -- and I like it 'cause it's cool, even though it says seriously, I'm cool. Do you think you need to be cool to wear it, or is it cool that you aren't wearing it because it says you're uncool, and -- uh, I don't know, it's confusing. And on the label it says, this T shirt was tested on animals -- it didn't fit. Which is funny, and strange, and weird like that. Okay. And news about my life. I've been reading this book, Brigands MC, Robert Muchamore. And it's in the series of CHERUB. You can see that there. It's the eleventh one, I think, so it's really good. And it just came out -- came out, like, last Saturday or something. And if you're a teenager and -- you don't have to be a boy -- and, I don't know -- I don't know. If you're -- if you're a girl and you like it just, like, say it or anything. You should read it anyway if you haven't and if you have good for you. And, uh, I downloaded this new editing software and I can't understand it. It's called t at b Z S four, and it's really confusing -- I don't get it. There's a link in the sidebar there and it takes thirty seconds to download and then, like, a minute to install. But I don't understand it at all. If anyone can, like, give me a link to a website that tells you how to do it or anything. Now I'm just using Windows Movie Maker because I used to use Sony Vegas Pro, the trial, and then someone said you can download it again but it doesn't work for me. I don't know how you do it. Do you have to like -- I turned off cookies, if that makes a difference. But, I mean, it's just the same. And, yeah, well, if you -- and I -- I don't really wanna buy the real thing because it's five hundred pounds. So that's a bit expensive for editing software I'm gonna use, like, once a week. Well, actually at the moment it's twice a week. So -- and -- Okay, now it's a time when I might get a bit, like, sound a bit nerdy. So if you don't wanna hear anything about this, turn off now and thanks for the view. And, um, so, uh, I -- we just bought HALO: ODST yesterday and it's really good, even though it has no multi player. It has that five point mode which is really good, I think. But, um, yeah, it's really good and I was looking online and preordered Modern Warfare Two. I have game tags in the sidebar, if you wanna look at that. Add me or send me a message or anything or something like that. I'm on Xbox, not PS Three. I just don't like PS Three. It's not as good, I don't think. And I know everyone says oh, you have to pay for internet, but then I mean, like, so? You have to pay for, like everything. You pay for internet anyway email service provider, whatever it's called. It's like, just an extra, whatever it is, like 4 pounds -- 3 pounds a month or something. It's okay. So, whatever. And getting Assassin's Creed Two, which looks really good, and all the new games are coming out. Scribblenauts is another one. Sounds a bit weird, but whatever. So, see you soon. |
VLOG131 | 3.2 | 4.3 | 4.5 | 5.1 | 3.4 | VLOG131 | 122.48 | 0.40377 | 0.80178 | 0.2832 | 3.5724 | 0.24865 | 0.72881 | 0.19606 | 0.014293 | 0.51211 | 4.5324 | 2.7176 | 0.002403 | 2.4784 | -0.00001 | 0.00272 | 0.3235 | 1.6647 | 0.66604 | 0.038446 | 0.40011 | 6.370886 | 0.074519 | 120 | 166 | 131 | Hi there. Um, it's been a while. Yeah, um, I haven't been around for a long time as you can probably tell. Um, my last video was about two weeks, so um, I just want to let everyone to know I'm still -- I'm still here. I'm still around so don't get any ideas that I'm -- I'm gone which I haven't. Um, well I can actually um, explain the reasons why I haven't been around. Um, probably one of the main reasons is because I have been suffering from a bad cold which is a bit annoying and obviously I don't want to make videos while I'm a bit poorly, so, um, I had to leave for a couple of weeks. Uh, so, it's probably a reason why I haven't been around lately. Um, of course, uh, I posted up the um, the top ten Chelsea goals um, yesterday uh, which I wanted to do because um, because I was just literally watching um, primary league videos um, for a couple of days. It just gave me a bit of uh, interesting thing to -- do something like that so. Um, I've gotten a couple of comments so um. Another thing. Uh, I've got 200 subscribers which is really good. Um, I'm actually quite flattered that I've got two hundred subscribers now and so yeah. I've come a long way. I've come a long, long way. It's um, I'm quite pleased about that. Uh, so I'm, yeah. I'm -- I'm really flattered. Everyone writes on my Swedish lesson videos and think I get a lot of comments about that. My first -- my first Swedish lesson has gotten loads and loads of comments and viewers and I'm really, I'm quite flattered about that. So thank you very, very much for commenting and thank you very much for uh, your views and your um, ratings. So keep commenting and rating those videos and I hope you get a lot of use out of them. Uh, I hope there'll be a new one coming very soon if I'm still alive. If I'm still -- if I'm still good. Um, I have one more question that I need to ask, and that's the Becker thing. Um, yeah, um, basically I wanted to ask you something. Um, if you -- if you could make a video about it that would be even better. Um, I was wondering if you -- if you knew any ornaments, any Swedish ornaments um, I've got one right here. You probably already know what this is if you can actually see it. I'm not sure, but whatever. This is a balicarian horse. It's obviously a very Swedish horse and I bought it when I was in Stockholm last year. Um, I bought it for a hundred forty nine Swedish Kroner I think. Um, and it's been sitting over there on my desk with the Swedish flag on top of it. Um, it's my sort of little -- little Swedish shrine box. I want to ask Becker if she knows any other ornaments that are collectable from Sweden um, because I -- I really like the Swedish ornaments. Um, so if you could make a video about it that would be fantastic. Um, but um, normally -- but you're -- going videos I think. Um, a lot of other things, so it will be difficult for you to get a chance to but um, no worries and just do it when you get a chance and um, yeah. So that's all I need to say, um, because I haven't been here in a while and um, and I need to update you guys on everything that has been going on. So um, there will be a couple of videos from me soon. Um, I am still around. I am not gone um, just that I have been suffering from a cold lately and it's a bit shit. Um, so yeah. Um so, I want to say, guys um, that you're enjoying your summer and yep, bye. |
VLOG132 | 3.8 | 5.5 | 4.8 | 5.3 | 4.7 | VLOG132 | 254.95 | 0.33908 | 1.1772 | 0.4875 | 3.4806 | 0.36762 | 0.72188 | 0.22352 | 0.035507 | 0.87218 | 8.0589 | 4.9205 | 0.000426 | 1.9752 | 0.000001 | 0.000369 | 0.2906 | 1.34 | 0.53657 | 0.042786 | 0.40043 | 5.648383 | 0.10625 | 151 | 146 | 132 | Hello, XXXX. Are you poor? Do you want to donate to this project for I have some stuff, but you are unable to because you are a child, you don't have money, or you're just lazy? Well, here's the deal for you. With one click at the hungersite dot com which will be in the dubrydoo -- apparently over there. It's a new camera, give me a break. You will be able to donate this much rice; that's one point one cups to someone in need. And if you go to freerice dot com you can play a word game, language game, a math game for ten grains of rice per click. I know ten grains of rice isn't a lot, but this is about a hundred grains of rice, ten clicks. If ten of your friends did ten clicks, that would be a hundred grains of rice. If ten of their friends did ten clicks, that would be about a bagillion grains of rice. Math is just approximate. If you really wish you could help someone but you're poor, please go to these sites and I'll thank you. I'm not sure how, but I will. Don't worry. That was stupid. That's right, I do my own sound effects. |
VLOG133 | 5 | 4.2 | 5.5 | 4.8 | 5 | VLOG133 | 167.65 | 0.47866 | 1.075 | 0.43148 | 3.662 | 0.24609 | 0.68961 | 0.19794 | 0.020974 | 0.68118 | 7.1985 | 2.6093 | 0.028047 | 0.97358 | -0.000031 | 0.01354 | 0.33626 | 5.8151 | 0.8725 | 0.037603 | 0.15004 | 6.424661 | 0.072344 | 133 | 156 | 133 | Yup, yup tomorrow I hit the quarter century mark. Let's move on -- Knight Life by Peter David. The first you might want to know about Knight Life is that as you might have been able to tell from the cover picture, it is Arthurian legend, but it is not for Arthurian legend purists. Peter David, the author, looked at several Arthurian legend books including Le Morte d'Arthur by Sir Thomas Mallory, The Once and Future King and The Book of Merlyn by T. H. White, The Last Enchantment and other assorted titles by Mary Stewart and he says in the forward all of the above have been carefully read or purchased or checked out from the local library and never returned by the author of this work . In the preparation of this manuscript, the author has at the very least, skimmed the flap copies, sell copy and table of contents of all of the above, plus many other titles too numerous or obscure to mention. So while there are a lot of things that ring true with Arthurian legend, there are also a lot of inaccuracies. But the point of this novel is not to be accurate to the nth degree with the Arthurian legend. The point of this novel is to make you laugh. So if you're an Arthurian legend purist, I would either recommend that you not read this book or that you do read this book and chill a little bit. Thanks. So this book basically asks the question what if King Arthur were to return from Avalon or his healing place today and therefore would be subject to the modern political system. That is essentially what happens in this book. Arthur returns and is found wandering around 20th century New York City wearing a suit of armor. And Arthur soon realizes that this new society and this new political system is not merely going to accept him as king, just because he says he is. And so he begins his rise back to power by running for mayor of New York City. So, already it's hilarious -- King Arthur is running for mayor of New York City. Yeah, so he's not alone in his endeavor to run for mayor of New York City. His campaign manager is of course, good ol' Merlin. Unfortunately, at the moment Merlin is in the guise of an eight year old boy because in order to stay immortal, Merlin has made it so that he actually ages backwards. Arthur also has his personal assistant, Gwen, who looks alarmingly like somebody he used to know -- and of course Percival, the immortal Grail knight . But it's not just the good guys that have come back. Uh, Morgan le Fay is still around and causing mischief along with Arthur's bastard son Mordred who is actually the campaign manager for the other guy. So the book watches Arthur as he struggles to understand this new society and this new political system and most especially these people. The people of the twentieth century are so vastly different from the people of Arthur's time, largely because of their just general apathy. And Arthur is appalled by this apathy in the people who are voting for their leaders and so he tries to instill some passion and some caring in them. See basically, Arthur is that candidate, that crazy independent candidate who runs for office, not with any expectation of winning, but just to get his views out there and to hold the other candidates accountable. The only difference is that Arthur has every intention of winning and in fact, has a pretty decent of doing so. His views are extremely antiquated and yet they resonate with an alarming number of people and a lot of people flock over to his side. And soon he is a major contender for the mayor of New York City. So much so, that Morgan le Fay and Mordred have to put a stop to it. Obviously this book is a comedy and it makes fun of a lot of different things, uh, including New Yorkers, the Media, New Yorkers, the American political system, New Yorkers, politicians. Uh, did I mention New Yorkers? Of course we see Arthur being incredibly naïve about this new world that he finds himself in. But through all the comedy there's also a lot of good messages in this book. In fact, a lot of the messages are the same messages as the Arthurian legend. One of the things that I like about the character of Arthur is that I don't always agree with him. But the point that Arthur makes is that it is not his purpose to make people agree with him -- it's to make people think. It's to get people out of that apathetic state that they found themselves in and make them think about the issues and about why they elect the people that they elect. He recognizes that the power of leadership does not really lie with the leaders, but the people that support those leaders. One of the fun things about this book is that every so often, in between chapters, you'll have ye old sound bite which is something which is essentially from the television or radio -- a news report or a commercial, or something along those lines, which both makes fun of the media and also just shows how much of an influence the media really has. Peter David, incidentally, is much kinder to the media than say, Dan Brown is. So I enjoyed this book every bit as much on the reread as I did the first time that I read it. There is a sequel which is about the search for the Holy Grail, but I haven't actually read that one yet. I'm hoping to actually read it now. But Knight Life by Peter David is still a favorite and I would highly recommend to each of you that you read it, especially if you're a fan of the Arthurian legend. The next book in the favorite series is going to be Paper Towns by John Greene, but you're gonna have to wait a little bit before you see it. I'm taking a brief -- and by brief I mean like two weeks -- a brief hiatus from this project -- largely because by my own rules of the project, I can't reread a book until it's been at least a year since I last read it. And so I'm going to be waiting until about October eighteenth before I start reading Paper Towns. And I probably could fit in another couple of books in between there, but I've decided to do a little catching up on my regular reading which has kinda fallen by the wayside. And so, that's that. And the next time you see me I will be twenty five years old. Oh my God! 'til then - see you next time. |
VLOG134 | 3.6 | 4.9 | 4.1 | 5 | 4.4 | VLOG134 | 140.92 | 0.39002 | 1.1701 | 0.38119 | 3.7637 | 0.23292 | 0.44187 | 0.15571 | 0.016901 | 0.6963 | 5.7503 | 4.0585 | 0.047823 | 0.35293 | -0.000017 | 0.000922 | 0.25315 | 2.2116 | 0.66364 | 0.040595 | 0.30008 | 5.566483 | 0.03183 | 120 | 163 | 134 | Hey Shinies . You know how said that I wouldn't make a habbit out of, um, you know, making direct uploads. Well I slept for, I don't know, a lot of hours today, so, yeah. And I actually had a lot to do because I have to pack because I'm leaving on Wednesday to go to Wisconsin and I wanted to just upload my video from last Monday. But then I was like, ehh, but I want to inform them that I am leaving on Wednesday, so, nyah, ya, -- it was -- it was a conundrum and this is my solution. So, I'm leaving on Wednesday to go to Wisconsin. And I guess that that could be considered a tradition, because I usually go up north around the winter time, ah, and summer too, usually, but I don't know, whatever. Ah, as far as other traditions, usually we'll put the Christmas tree up the day after, um, Thanksgiving but we didn't because we have no idea where we are going to put it. Ah, yeah, mmm, I forgot what else I wanted to talk about, mmm, oh this video is so crap. Um, next Monday I will be making a proper video though and it will be from a different location. It will be from Wisconsin. Um, so that's cool. Ah, yeah, I will be staying with Debbie, which is my dad's girlfriend, which is really complicated if you know the story of my dad. Um, okay, ah, I'll be watching her kids for some of the time, Benden and Ellen , ah, just like I did when I went in the summer? No, last winter. I don't know, whatever. No, last winter and the summer. Yeah, I have been there a lot recently, I guess. Um, oh, there was other stuff that I had to talk about. Mmm, I forget. Um, well this is over two minutes, so I guess that's long enough. Right? Um, I don't know. I feel like I am forgetting something really important. This is great that you get to see me two weeks -- well not two weeks in a row but two times that I posted in a row just rambling because they're direct uploads, so, yeah, YouTube should really add an editing feature to where you can view it afterwards, edit it and then -- yeah, that'd be nice. So, get on that YouTube. Okay, um, ah, I hope you guys have good luck uploading this week, ah -- I really know that I'm forgetting something and as soon as I click stop it's going to come into my head and then I am going to feel stupid. Okay, well, stay shiny and happy I'll see you tomorrow sharp, maybe? |
VLOG135 | 5.8 | 6.3 | 5.8 | 6 | 6.3 | VLOG135 | 196.52 | 0.31204 | 1.3682 | 0.46051 | 3.6452 | 0.31881 | 0.73128 | 0.18958 | 0.023975 | 0.45412 | 6.1393 | 3.0623 | 0.007046 | 1.6817 | -0.000026 | 0.00448 | 0.2746 | 4.116 | 0.82342 | 0.039845 | 0.20005 | 6.778632 | 0.123672 | 124 | 178 | 135 | Good morning, XXXX, I am XXXX and this is Hank sock -- a sock version of me. Hello! And the XXXX and I are here to tell you some very exciting news. I guess a couple of months ago, XXXX and I decided that we were really interested in the possibility of getting a real life, online video conference in order to get all of the best online video creators together in the same place, and the communities that support those groups in order to get like, uh, uh, an entire epic, gigantic weekend of fun and growing the community and doing awesome things. That's your big news? Yeah. That -- that's my -- I mean, the news is that we're actually gonna do it and it's gonna be this summer in Los Angeles from July ninth to July eleventh. Your big news is that a bunch of you and your nerdy friends are gonna get together and drink Juicy Juices and hang out and talk about nerdy stuff? Well -- I mean, XXXX I don't think that you understand that online video is is like, a really huge deal. Well I got ingrown toenail that's a really huge deal but I'm not making a conference about it. Um, I'm having a really hard time figuring out how you could have an ingrown toenail. Well, yeah. It's complicated. Anyway, online video is an entirely new medium it's creating new genres and really active, engaged, and a large communities of people. Believe it or not, there are probably going be, like, a hundred thousand people watching this video that we're making right now. Hmm? Out of my hair! Um, your hair is surprisingly sparkly. I never noticed that your hair was sparkly. Yeah, I use product. What? Nothing, don't worry about it. So who's gonna be there? Uh, well, a lot of people are gonna be there. People from XXXX all the way from XXXX, like, to XXXX, but also people from all over the world of online video. We've got Michael Buckley , Dave Dayes , Jay Carl , Brittney Louis Taylor , Ray William Johnson , David Choy , Redin Link , Mitchell Davis , me, my brother, Julian Noons , Natalie Tran -- I can't believe we have freaking Natalie Tran! Shane Dawson -- Shane Dawson? Yeah, Shane Dawson! I love that guy! Yeah I know, I love him, too! Feel better, Shane! The success of these of these projects isn't based on, like, million dollar marketing budgets or or the ungodly beauty of the people who started them. Well, that's for sure. Yeah, thanks. It's based on what I think is the raw ability to entertain, and people who are able to bring people into the communities so that they watch every new video that gets put up -- not just when they light their face on fire or capture a particularly adorable cat moment. God, I love that cat. Yeah, I know, I love that cat too. But the cat's not gonna be there -- we couldn't get the cat for the conference. But there are going to be many of the most successful people in online video and that list that I gave you earlier isn't even a complete list and we're gonna have demonstrations and we're gonna have talks and performances by these people. We're gonna have concerts and dance parties and we're gonna have all kinds of crazy things that we can't even think of yet and we're gonna ask the community to present ideas for us -- Like karaoke? Karaoke is a very good idea. Thank you, that's an excellent idea. I want a ball pit. A ball pit? Yes, a ball pit is another great idea. Do you have other ideas? What about a booth where Charlie McDonough sits and he bites people's fingers so they can say, ouch, ouch, Charlie. I will talk to Charlie about that. There's gonna be an insider track that's gonna be basically for people who are really into YouTube and wanna, like, get down on the down and dirty specifics of creating a community on YouTube and the business and and the future of YouTube. It is gonna cost money -- it's -- the registration is going to cost money because these things cost a lot of money to put on. If you wanna find out more, there's lots more information on the website which is at vidcon twenty ten dot com, and you can check out our Twitter feed at twitter. com/vidcon, and our YouTube channel of course youtube. com/vidcon. I think that's all I wanted to talk about. XXXX, XXXX, we'll see you at VidCon. |
VLOG136 | 5.4 | 4.6 | 5 | 4.7 | 4.9 | VLOG136 | 144.28 | 0.64761 | 0.86483 | 0.27082 | 3.8533 | 0.15862 | 0.72166 | 0.16193 | 0.016781 | 0.77985 | 7.2459 | 3.4181 | 0.041412 | 0.87899 | 0.000064 | 0.015946 | 0.26703 | 4.5804 | 0.83996 | 0.041918 | 0.18338 | 7.495736 | 0.223013 | 87 | 130 | 136 | What's up, you guys? Um, normally I would post two videos in the same day, but I feel, like, what I have to say is extremely important enough for me to do so. So um, I was just presented with a situation, and before I even start this, this is going straight to the person who caused me to actually want to make a video about it, because I realized that whenever someone is not sure about something or kind of in the blind, or in the dark about a situation, they come off sounding more stupid than they really are. So, it's no shame, um, even if they comment -- anyway. Okay, a girl added me today on MySpace and I had this thing on my page where you can contact me via MyS -- I mean via Yahoo, and she aksed me was I gay, right off the bat. She asked me if I was bisexual, to be more correct about the situation. And I was, like, no I'm gay. She paid it and she was, like, well it's been -- what it was, like, while it lasted blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. And you know, being gay, you gonna -- you expect stuff like that, so I really paid it 'cause I'm not interested in you anyway. So girl, it -- it doesn't matter to me. Um, but then she came back, here recent -- just a while ago. And she was, like, uh, I don't mean to bother you but I just wanted to know if being gay come natural or was there a error that had been -- while you were growing up. Now, I'm -- I -- I'll answer that question on almost -- of occasion, but it just pisses me off that every time someone brings up a situation about someone being gay, it's always talked to some kind of negative aspect in a person's life. Like, how the hell -- I mean not how, but why the hell does being gay have to be tied to so many negative feeling? Actually being straight isn't all a walk in the park either. Um, being part of a community and then being part of a sub community: one me being a African American male, and then two for me being a homosexual African American male, it kinda puts me in a tough position because I really want to act immaturely and go off whenever I -- I receive statements like that, but honestly, I think that the best way to prove a point to someone is just to continue doing yourself, and do it maturely. Um, it's obvious and that it was just made clear to me that there's a lot of people in the dark about being homosexual. But, um, and it kind -- the conversation ended up stopping because she didn't like one of my -- my answers and honestly I didn't even go off on the girl, but I -- I don't know. Barak Obama isn't the only one who can inspire change, and I'm definitely gonna start making my walk about change, because if a person -- if this, people are still left in the dark about being a homosexual, what homosexual people go through or how its come about, then obviously we need to do more as a whole to give that situation -- talk about and discuss more thoroughly. Man, this pr -- this video probably won't even hit home to a lot of people, specially to those who don't put much thought into -- into it. But I just feel like I needed to, um, say my little spill on it, and there's so much more that I could say about it, but I'm not even gonna waste anyone's time. Tomorrow is a day of thanks, and we should all be blessed and thankful that we are alive, breathing and kicking -- some of us well, but some of not. But we're still here making it and struggling. So, I don't know. I'm just gonna be thankful for that, and I'm going to definitely create a video tomorrow to which I'll leak after Happy Thanksgiving even though I probably get into many of you already, but um, still, just because. But, y'all be careful and y'all take care. And just, uh, discuss -- discuss the things that people aren't necessarily discussing. Be different. Make a change. Peace. |
VLOG137 | 3.3 | 5 | 4 | 3.8 | 3.4 | VLOG137 | 217.66 | 0.4196 | 1.1218 | 0.43316 | 3.9291 | 0.24483 | 0.50155 | 0.20645 | 0.027074 | 1.2497 | 8.6851 | 6.9684 | 0.005352 | 0.67837 | 0.000011 | 0.003042 | 0.28646 | 1.3327 | 0.53321 | 0.041521 | 0.40011 | 6.358428 | 0.162791 | 130 | 152 | 137 | Hi, everyone. My brain is gone; I just want to throw that out there first, because, oh my gosh, I'm so tired. I've been really bad on my diet too, oh my gosh, eating everything in the world, um, but I was up yesterday at four AM to be at work by six and then I was up at three this morning to be at work by five. I'm very tired. It's only eight thirty right now, in the evening and I'm ready to fall asleep. Anyway, um, let's get on with this. Um, Josh, thanks for the shout out that makes me so happy, like makes my day, when I get a shout out. Em, you're about the only one I talk to out here, so yay. How do you, like, get more into the screen than me? Am I just like that big or is it my camera, or is it the layout? I need to stop watching myself. Okay, anyway, um, I've been doing a lot of nothing. Going to school, back in school, taking a -- excuse me, my nose is congested. I'm taking interpreting -- no, I'm not, I lied. I'm taking sign language one and English one hundred, 'cause I'm lame and I can't write an essay to save my life so, I'm working on that. Um, and those are the only two classes and I work five days a week, I go to school two days a week and I have no days off, it's really fun. Thursday's in the afternoon. Um, I've been talking to Josh a lot online which is pretty awesome. I still have the package I was supposed to send you guys, ah, in my closet; I'm looking at it right there, so, um, come out to California, 'cause I have no money and I can't send it, so and 'cause it's -- yeah, it was themed, but the theme can't go on, but the show must go on. Uh, I was just sitting here watching my cat play with this, like, you know, plastic, like, tag things that are on your clothes that keep the tags on, she's playing with that and it's really adorable, that's not interesting at all. Dating life is going somewhat okay. I feel like I'm breathing all over the mike, I'm sorry if I am. Um, I haven't met -- well I've met one guy and he's really cool, but really flaky. Every time we try to hang out something happens and we can't, so I'm over it. Nice guy, though. And then there's this other guy who lives in Oceanside and I hope he doesn't watch these videos, 'cause I'm just going to talk about him, but basically, he, uh, is really awesome. I don't know if he's what I want in a boyfriend, but very cool guy. Makes me feel good. Um, he says I'm gorgeous; don't think I can trust that. And Josh ran away near Brittany Spears, Jesus Pirate pumpkin, Steve Tyler freaking awesome, better than any pumpkin I can do. I love carving pumpkins, but I don't, um, I don't know. My hair, my goodness, this is terrible, that's cute, so bad whatever, it's just YouTube. Oh, I'm so tired. Um, what else? I have a lot of things I need to do. I've got tons of time to do them, but I've been procrastinating everything, it's really, really bad. Really bad. Um, I like my fan, it's pretty cool, you can see it, maybe put decorations on it or something. That's a good idea, I'll put like, a different image on the fan, 'cause I'm really good at editing and I'll -- and edit an image onto the fan. It'll be taped. Why can't I edit videos? Josh come to California and teach me how to edit -- edit videos. Just annoying whining. Um, I feel like there's so much more we need to talk about. Josh, you are green, honey, and look -- look what I have it's honey and it's green. there it is. Ooo, this one's got a zipper, so it can be all cozy inside, see? Grrrr. That's just how I'm going to do all my videos from now on, 'cause I am the green hoodie guild knight of the round -- of the square desk, of the laptop. Don't ask me why. This is also why I don't drink, because I don't need alcohol to go insane. Oh my god, I'm so tired. Um, there was a lot more, I don't remember what I was going to talk about, just want some guy who lives very far away, but ah, no, I won't. embarrass Josh, but there's a certain guy that I want, that I mentioned before, that needs to come to California and marry me, okay? Not going to say who it is, because I don't want him to think I'm insane. 'Cause I got featured on this video. Okay, that's enough. I don't know. Okay, I guess I will talk to everyone later, um, I think I've rambled long enough. I hope it's not too long and I will talk to you. Seven minutes, oh my, I'm so sorry. Okay. Bye. Sorry. |
VLOG138 | 5.9 | 2.6 | 3.8 | 3.5 | 4.8 | VLOG138 | 258.71 | 0.61339 | 0.52722 | 0.19146 | 3.6003 | 0.35163 | 0.32168 | 0.20109 | 0.010664 | 0.55658 | 1.618 | 1.1926 | 0.002119 | 2.7639 | 0.000086 | 0.001962 | 0.42083 | 1.7082 | 0.59739 | 0.0281 | 0.34972 | 7.067829 | 0.261682 | 118 | 178 | 138 | Let's go on an adventure. Hey man, uh, XXXX. I just wanted to say, uh, I've been recognized for my blogs and it's not necessarily good. Um -- every time I get recognized -- which has been like four times maybe, uh -- they go and tell me dude, you're not very good at all. I'm like really? Like I don't even know you and they, like, go and criticize me. But I guess criticism comes with fame. I don't know. But yeah. This one's going out to Jestubed in case you guys didn't notice I may make this the daily -- the -- the -- the true number forty one, but -- um -- yeah. So -- um -- like I was said -- whenever I get recognized it's like dude, you're not very good at that blogging thing. And you're so boring. And like why --why are you shirtless half the time? I'm like, I don't know man. I don't know. I just enjoy -- you know-- doing what other people don't. And since I'm the only -- uh -- local blogger that does the naked thing. I'm still waiting for -- uh -- Two Two Tune Forty Two - you know -- get naked 'cause I think everyone wants to see that. Maybe it's just me. I don't know. Okay. Well let you guys get up -- ah -- leaning against the, uh, door frame -- naked. Ooooh. Oh no. No. No. No. You don't get that far. All right, guys. I'll see you later. |
VLOG140 | 6 | 5.8 | 5.6 | 5.8 | 4.6 | VLOG140 | 226.24 | 0.34829 | 1.3437 | 0.4579 | 3.8271 | 0.2894 | 0.72231 | 0.17516 | 0.028552 | 0.52595 | 7.408 | 3.0957 | 0.009341 | 0.84903 | -0.000033 | 0.004053 | 0.26466 | 3.2117 | 0.80165 | 0.044171 | 0.2496 | 6.283797 | 0.08046 | 131 | 170 | 140 | Hey, it's still Monday and this is my first official XXXX video. Now you might ask, what is a XXXX? Well this is a XXXX. Do you understand now? It's a wall covered in Post its. But each Post it contains a tinny amount of awesome. And it's just amazing. Basically I live in the coolest dorm ever and whenever something amazing goes down or we have a new inside joke or something just amazing happens I write it on a Post it and I date it and I tape it to the Post it wall. And so everyday I am going to be explaining a Post it to you. Today's Post it is this one. I'm a really a big fan of the snap pictures jump cut thing. But anyway that Post it said I like to think of Jesus as a mischievous badger. Ten points if you know where the quote came from but, it's not really about where the quote came from. Basically we became addicted to this website called MLIA, its mylifeisaverage. com and it really should be my life is awesome because it's just all these stories about cool stuff that happened in people's lives. And it's better than fuck my life because instead of laughing at people's sadness you're laughing at people's awesome. Anyway a lot of them are about the Google game which is, like, where you put in a phrase and then you see what pops up first. You know, like, I think I like -- I blah or whatever -- and whatever comes up first is just usually hilarious. And so we put in, I like to think of and up came Jesus as a mischievous badger. And so that is the official first Post it on the Post it wall. That is where the Post it wall idea came from and it is super fun. Tomorrow I will be telling you about the second Post it on the XXXX and then the next day I will be telling you about the third. It's just really cool and it's -- a lot of you know you wouldn't get it if you weren't there stories, but you know what? They're still awesome and they'll still make you laugh. So tune in. And that's my first Post it wall video. I like it. I'm playing with my flat bracelet. I found it on our counter and I was, like, what the fuck? I'm going to steal Weasy Waiters flat bracelet idea as I did in the first video today. And now I'm playing with it because it makes fun noises. I like it. I will see you in a minute when I make my third video. God, this is going to eat my life. Bye. |
VLOG141 | 6 | 6 | 4.8 | 5.9 | 4.6 | VLOG141 | 245.41 | 0.19397 | 1.9715 | 0.61675 | 3.8142 | 0.24547 | 0.72473 | 0.16454 | 0.030285 | 0.5084 | 11.484 | 6.144 | 0.001858 | 2.0828 | -0.000002 | 0.001316 | 0.33764 | 3.8068 | 0.82502 | 0.034594 | 0.21672 | 5.714932 | 0.050167 | 146 | 153 | 141 | Hey. What's up everybody. This is XXXX, Super thick mommy. Um, this is just a shout out video. The reason why I'm doing this video is because yesterday I reached forty thousand plus friends on MySpace, um, and I was super excited about that and very happy. It might be 'cause I have forty thousand friends. I mean, yeah, okay its cool I got forty thousand friends. But the fact that people are showing me love and, you know, appreciate what I do. Um, and the more people I get to get involved in the movement and, you know, follow my YouTube videos and, um, basically understand. Sorry about that. . Just basically understand that the reason why I'm doing this, yes I love modeling. Yes I love to take pictures. Yes, yes, yes, yes, I love it all. But I also love it when I get a message from another big girl who tells me, um, they look up to me and that they appreciate what I do for them, and, you know, that I'm an inspiration to them. That right there makes my day. The fact that somebody tells me that, that I can do that difference in their lives, wow. That's for me -- that for me right now is overwhelming. Just because I was at their spot in their shoes just about two years ago. And the fact that I can help another big girl appreciate herself and make herself feel good. That tops a lot right there. So that's why I do this video. I want to thank everybody for showing me love and for being there and -- like every step of the way. So, it's -- it's super exciting and, um, I'm just going to be doing more blogs, yeah, not video blogs, not vlogs. I saw people putting that on MySpace so now I know that they're called vlogs, there you go. So that's it. That's why I wanted to do this little thank you video, and, uh, just so that you guys know that I do appreciate every single comment, every photo comment, every message. And I'm, I'm super excited woah. I also wanted to basically say hi to all the big girls. Say hi to my girl, uh, Pantera. I love you girl, you're like, um, seriously, um, you're something else but I really do love you a lot. But -- so she's my girl. Check her out, she's on my number one spot on MySpace and check out her website, queensizedelight. com, um, and just everybody that's been there supporting me from day one. So, um, just I love you. Um, just, there are so many people who I don't even like, Dee Good who wrote and sang my song called Super Thick. Um, he's on my top spot too, check him out. Um, Tree from - check him out, he's on my hotspot. Tree. I got check prints of b. b. w. isms . He also did a remix of Super Thick, go check him out. Um, just everybody, Bodacious Magazine. Um, you know, thank you everybody for doing this for all the big girls. Um, a lot -- I think every big girl there appreciate what you're doing for them so thank you very much. Check them out bodaciousmagzine. com; they're on my top spots too. So, yeah, so take a look at my tops pots on MySpace and, um, show love to all those peeps. All right so thank you very much and have a great day. I love you, love you, love you. Bye. Ha ha. If I can stop the cam. |
VLOG142 | 3.9 | 4.6 | 2.9 | 4.6 | 3.9 | VLOG142 | 174.51 | 0.59634 | 0.89101 | 0.36846 | 3.7626 | 0.32046 | 0.69057 | 0.19264 | 0.016482 | 0.55838 | 5.6133 | 2.5862 | 0.008164 | 1.4895 | 0.000018 | 0.005418 | 0.3213 | 1.3329 | 0.51107 | 0.038622 | 0.38344 | 5.758935 | 0.067164 | 154 | 188 | 142 | There have been some requests. Um, my family continues to support my addictions, um, which is probably a good thing. Okay, the gambling one is probably not a good thing, and, uh, nobody got me a, uh, you know, like a really nice bottle of Scotch this year but I did again get a -- a -- a gift certificate to converse. com and, uh, people wanted to see what the new ones looked like and so I'm here to share, um, and then whenever the other -- this is one A and one B, whenever two A and two B show up, uh, you'll get to see those too, but, uh, the first pair, Sudoku shoes. It's all squares, it's all numbers. It's kind of terrifying. The other pair, I believe were based on, uh, Rodney Dangerfield's pants and Caddyshack. Um, I ordinarily don't wear plaid. This is the first, uh, piece of plaid I've ever owned. Um, it's not the most irritating pair of chugs I own but it's, uh, it's pretty close. You know, um, it's not limeade and it's not my -- my now infamous among the students. Do you get my tie dyes? My infamous amongst the students, uh, white -- this is the hate half. There is also one that, uh, says love so they know which foot I'm going to kick them with. Um, I guess this is, uh, this should cover, uh, pretty much what everyone cared about. Um, so let's leave it at that. My shoes. Sadly this is in fact the life of dub. Uh, I am now five pairs away from being able to wear a different pair of chugs on every day of the month. One in February. |
VLOG143 | 5.5 | 3.7 | 5 | 5.5 | 5.3 | VLOG143 | 201.02 | 0.50235 | 1.0199 | 0.33783 | 3.8446 | 0.27811 | 0.65225 | 0.18405 | 0.026226 | 0.80086 | 8.1509 | 3.2533 | 0.021462 | 1.2272 | -0.000298 | 0.010891 | 0.28014 | 2.2024 | 0.73433 | 0.040683 | 0.33342 | 4.331361 | 0.007955 | 189 | 139 | 143 | Hi, and welcome back to my video blog. This is a new series that I want to start called, uh, the XXXX. Um, I love ya. Um, I've -- I discussed with some people about the title and some of you have said that being an atheist doesn't really change who you are and that is true. I'm not an atheist. Atheist is not a label you can put on someone. Besides, it's a lack -- uh, it's not a lack of belief -- it's a non belief in God or gods, uh, which doesn't tell anything else other than that. But by saying that, this is because a lot of religious people out there -- a lot I personally as well have met -- have said that atheists are amoral, uh, have bad ethics, uh, and all in all are bad people. So now we're going to take this from the perspective of a parent and talk about what it is to be a parent. Uh, you didn't hear me ask me any questions irreligious or regarding parenting for -- for this series. Uh, I am a father to a boy that is two years old now. Uh, he was born in two thousand seven. I'm twenty three years old, so I was, uh, twenty one when he was born. Uh, some -- some would call that a young parent -- I don't really regard myself as being young, but I know that I'm young in the sense that I'm not old. Uh, but I'm not so young that I can't take responsibility, uh, by, uh, responsibility -- responsibility for the upbringing of a child and be there as a parent for him. Um, so yeah. Sorry, I'm still a bit sick. My son is at his mother's place. We broke up, uh, a while ago, you can look back in my video blogs to figure out when it is. Uh, we're still communicating as friends and we -- we switch with him, having him a week each, and this is my week off, um, because I've got work this weekend. I can't really have a boy of two years old running around at home alone while Daddy is at work. Um, but anyway. How does being atheist come in, uh, when it comes -- regard -- when it comes to parenting? Um, I don't really think that it comes down -- uh, it doesn't really affect the child as much, uh, besides the fact that I think religious people are trying to push their dogma and belief onto their children -- basically brainwashing them or indoctrinating. Um, you could say the same thing about politics. Uh, I would never push, uh, my political views onto my son. Uh, I don't think that would be possible because my ex girlfriend, uh, is on the other political -- well, she's not the same political view as I do. I'm very liberal -- uh, yeah, liberal socialist. Anyway, uh, but being an atheist doesn't mean you have bad moral or a total lack of moral or no morals at all or no ethics. Uh, morals are basically -- there are a lot of videos explaining why you can have a moral without believing in God. God's not necessary for there to be moral. Uh, morality, uh, simplified, is basically, uh, social, uh, decisions with social interactions. Uh, I think fifty four talked about it in one of their videos. That morality be bumped. Uh, what I want to teach my child is respect for other people. Respect to people regardless of their age, ethnicity, race, political views, or religious views. And by that said, I know -- |
VLOG144 | 5.1 | 2.7 | 4.6 | 4.8 | 4.7 | VLOG144 | 224.28 | 0.61522 | 0.71934 | 0.29859 | 3.5553 | 0.35656 | 0.4074 | 0.30995 | 0.011497 | 0.46493 | 1.8202 | 0.87494 | 0.003875 | 1.3273 | -0.000056 | 0.001598 | 0.26021 | 4.38 | 0.87623 | 0.040487 | 0.20005 | 5.515964 | 0.039048 | 139 | 152 | 144 | One last thing whoever sent me this, yes, I would very much like my legs back. I don't know how you got them, but I haven't been able to move from this seat for three days and my butt is starting to get very, very chapped. So, send those back at any time. I would really appreciate it, so that I can get up and eat, which is my favorite thing to do. PS -- that means post script by the way, did you know that? Congratulations to Château of a Doubt for reaching fifty subscribers. Much love from me to you. This is getting creepy. I'll stop now. I'm just going to go. Okay, XXXX, let's see how many women you can take off today, yeah. That's my life goal right there. To be a woman, you have to be caring and loving and a little unforgiving. Please don't hurt me. Think that men are pigs, because if you don't, then you will be seen as a traitor to your own gender, apparently. I'm pretty sure someone is going to shank me down in the night for saying that. If you're a person of my age, then when you were little you have to have gone to a slumber party where you dressed up as one of the Spice Girls. I know all of you have done that, don't even lie to me. You have to have gone through a phase when you were little that you just thought makeup was the greatest thing ever invented and that you needed it. Love chocolate, it is your best friend. It will heal the sick and cure blindness. Be self critical. No matter how good you look, always turn to someone and ask, does this make me look fat? Okay, now I feel that I have ticked enough of you that I can turn Twitter and avoid being shanked down in the middle of the night. So, here are what the people on Twitter have to say about being a girl. Beef Muffin Hippo says that you have to look at yourself in every reflective surface you see, because, I don't know, you think you have cheeseburger stuck on your face. Ellie says that you have to be interested in makeup, be a good cook, and please remember I am not saying this next part, but you can't drive. You're not good at driving. According to Teen Lee, you can never go anywhere alone, even the bathroom, which is disgusting and disturbed and I kinda don't want to hang out with any women, ever again. And Justo says you have to have celebrity crushes. And according to Kate, those would probably the Jonas Brothers, or Twilight characters, or someone from HSM which I'm guessing is High School Musical because I am the bomb at guessing acronyms. Emily says that you have to think that everyone is prettier and better dressed than you, and feel self conscious. Michelle says you're good at makeup, you're good a fashion, you have a lot of drama and emotion, you like to shop, and you like men. I'm a man. Do you like me? You probably don't like me, I'm sorry. publishing tie, yeah. On the last video, I made a giant mistake that I'm going to apologize for. I asked something that you couldn't stand about the opposite gender. Big mistake on my part. Sorry about all the comments. So instead, on this one I'm going to ask for an acronym for Obama. And no, nothing political. Obama just popped into my head for some reason. Old beavers always mall actors. Because they don't like actors, apparently. Despite how some of the comments were utterly sexist, I am going to show some comments that I found hilarious. Please do not shank me in my sleep for showing them. I thank you. |
VLOG145 | 3.7 | 4 | 3.6 | 4.7 | 3.5 | VLOG145 | 217.25 | 0.23747 | 1.3157 | 0.42601 | 3.5679 | 0.28935 | 0.74878 | 0.18511 | 0.025957 | 0.51037 | 8.2006 | 3.3807 | 0.00048 | 1.5343 | -0.000004 | 0.000329 | 0.27141 | 1.6613 | 0.66471 | 0.04374 | 0.40011 | 6.83176 | 0.189189 | 140 | 176 | 145 | Okay, so I'm trying something new. I don't know if anybody is going to walk in honestly. They're all asleep, I think. is not here anymore, so I'm like looking around the camera at myself in the mirror. That's very weird. Obviously . I'm doing this video because I just put up a post -- I think last night -- on my blog which I will link in the sidebar, about we used two makeup removers. Now I'm not trying to be over news, because I suck at things like that, and that's much left to Irene; but this is my favorite makeup remover, and each of you know well makeup remover and as you can see I have not so much. , whirl win, um. I have not so much money right now, so I had to go looking for one and I found the great eye makeup in the world and I'm turning in all different directions because I'm trying to watch to see what I'm doing in the shadows. So what I'm going to do is I'm going to spill oil free makeup on my left side with Neutrogena One, and I'm going to do the equate on this eye, and I'm going to compare them. Right; cotton pad, equate. Now make sure you get it in this bottle because the other bottle, the weird bottle, I don't know. If I can find a picture of it, I'll put it up. Now, I'm not going to take all of it off; I'm -- we're going to do a test. I've got UDPP, a Cover Girl eye shadow Mac eye shadow; a Milani liner; a mixing medium brow pencil; I got all that. So what we're going to do is -- I can't do -- I hate this camera, I can't zoom with the camera so I have to like come like this. So, one swipe. I'm going to put it on and I'm going to hold it there for a couple of seconds. I'm just going to wipe. I don't even care if there's like residue. That is one swipe. Apparently, both my camera batteries are dead, and so I'm going to try to do this real fast, so that was one swipe with the equate one. So here is another cotton pad, Neutrogena, dumping it all over myself. Hold it for a few seconds. So, actually I can tell right now that it is no difference from the way they take the makeup off. Well, one swipe each, it's just as good as the equate, it's just as good as the Neutrogena in my opinion, and now I'm going to shut this camera off, go and charge the batteries, and take this stuff off. Bye. |
VLOG146 | 5.4 | 4.2 | 3.9 | 4.4 | 5.2 | VLOG146 | 169.23 | 0.49174 | 0.85455 | 0.38616 | 3.9168 | 0.26574 | 0.65252 | 0.20156 | 0.020336 | 1.0772 | 7.5628 | 4.1531 | 0.007569 | 1.1085 | -0.000056 | 0.002965 | 0.37968 | 1.4034 | 0.49133 | 0.034202 | 0.35009 | 6.807388 | 0.151515 | 131 | 164 | 146 | Hey, do you want a chocolate cupcake? Seriously, do you? Ahh. So hey guys, it's blog time again. You haven't had a blog in a while, have you? Well, here's one now. Quick question, though. Has anyone ever had a spot on their butt that just won't go away? It's annoying, isn't it? So basically, this is just a little clip -- why can't I talk? Seriously, why? Well, enough about me, what have you guys been up to? I want to know everything. Like everything, did you have a shower today or a bath? What shampoo did you use? Herbal Essences? Oh yeah. Okay, I really don't care that much about what you've been up to. This is just to let you know that I have, uh, quite a few videos in the making. Um, I'm sorry I've been a bit dead over the past couple of weeks. Among other things, it's Halloween, um, but yeah, I've been fairly busy with college et cetera. College is going well. 'Cause we've been putting to bands and stuff, uh, like little college bands today -- like half an hour cover set for a game they're playing at Christmas. If any of you live around the Oxford area, um, you can come see me play on the eighteenth of December, at the Oxford and Cherwell Valley College. If you want -- if you want details of it, you could send me a message on YouTube and I'll be happy to reply. Do you like my makeshift mike stand? Hello, hello. So I've got two more things to talk about. One is a little bit of I'm going to do. One of my friends is an amazing pianist, like seriously amazing. I have two friends that are amazing pianists. I'd say both of them -- the first one is my friend Simon. If you've been on my channel recently or you follow me on Twitter, you may have noticed that I put up a -- pigeonal go go of exposure poo, a legend on the piano medley that he did. It's really good, really nice to listen to and he's just -- he's just an amazing pianist. Did I mention he's an amazing pianist? If you say pianist five times very fast, it ends up sounding like penis. Pianist, pianist, pianist, pianist, pianist. Ahh seriously, I've just realized that. I'm a genius. But seriously, go check in the sidebar for that. Rate it comment on it, 'cause it's an amazing medley, like really, yeah. And the other user is DarkMoonCoversNineteen, um the -- there should be a little uh, annotation that appears on the screen. Oh, there is. The fact is what is putting in the sidebar, why don't we just throw the link up to the other video, which is there. You see it? You see it? And poof it's gone. And so is the other one, poof. Um, I'm weird aren't I? Yeah, you are a bit. Well, there's no need to be like that. Anyway, and the second thing. I have been recording a song -- a song, you know, like a song, song that I wrote. So I'm gonna be like, the next Dave from Blue Skies. Ha, ha, ha, no obviously not. But here's a small little clip of the rough mix now. That'll do. So the final mix of that song, along with the music video should be up this weekend or the beginning of next week, so something for you to look forward to. Me singing and playing guitar. Whoo. Suck it XXXX. |
VLOG147 | 3.8 | 5 | 4.4 | 5.1 | 4.1 | VLOG147 | 253.24 | 0.25483 | 1.4249 | 0.48671 | 3.8926 | 0.30153 | 0.39581 | 0.2222 | 0.036795 | 0.80977 | 10.192 | 5.1626 | 0.014674 | 0.27492 | -0.000004 | 0.000525 | 0.16904 | 3.0155 | 0.75326 | 0.054475 | 0.2498 | 7.361333 | 0.42378 | 127 | 180 | 147 | All of these right here. And there's more inside my box here. They're all like congratulations on your kid. I'm not going to read them 'cause it's all like -- I can't read the handwriting anyway, and it's a whole bunch of cards from like, oh I'm glad you had a baby girl. Um, I used to be really big on me -- Um, hey YouTube, I'm here for you today to share my memory books. Um, I've taken the liberty of taking everything out of it that I want to share beforehand, so I don't have deal with the edit. This is a birthday card for my sixteenth birthday and if you open it up it -- This is my birthday this year that my family got me this card. My sister picked it out. Here's a little but -- a little, uh, button. I'll stick it on my shirt right now. It's a little pin thingy, and you -- and your parents, like, wear it on their shirts? From soccer, from when I was in second grade, that was summer soccer, not YMCA soccer. Um, hang on a second. I realized the webcam was falling, sorry. This is a thing in sixth grade that half the class signed. You pass it around the circle and everybody writes something about you, but it only got halfway through and everything. Um, this is from Megan -- Megan M. Even though you tease me, you are a really great person. I like talking soccer with you. Emily says, you are very nice, you definitely have done your New Year's Resolution, you don't give up -- which is funny because I have no clue what my New Year's Resolution was back then. Um, this is from Jason. You are very nice and kind to your softball friends -- yeah, good to know I was kind to everybody. Um, Mary says, you are more of a leader than I'll ever be. I remember reading that like -- um, these are official adoption papers from when I was in eighth grade, we had to do potato babies. On November third I adopted Leopold Emerson. This is a card my friend made me a long time ago. I decided to narrow down what I was going to be showing you a little bit because I'm heading really late into this and I know nobody's gonna wanna watch like a thousand minutes of me doing this. Anyway um, right here -- Certificate of Bravery from getting my ears pierced, at Walmart, and what I remember about this is um, my sister got her ears pierced for her second grade birthday, and I really wanted to go with her, but, uh I slept too late and she came out with her ears pierced and I cried really hard about it until my mom agreed me to go get me -- to get my ears -- uh, take me to get my ears pierced, and they, uh pierced my first ear and I cried really hard and screamed and I didn't want to get my other ear pierced. |
VLOG148 | 4.8 | 5.4 | 4.6 | 5.9 | 5.2 | VLOG148 | 182.89 | 0.51575 | 1.0924 | 0.6084 | 3.6719 | 0.32284 | 0.62909 | 0.25738 | 0.016632 | 0.54792 | 4.0306 | 2.1881 | 0.009324 | 1.3087 | 0.000023 | 0.004407 | 0.31625 | 1.1275 | 0.56328 | 0.038316 | 0.4996 | 6.716739 | 0.134782 | 116 | 165 | 148 | You guys ready for this? Here we go. Hello and welcome to the XXXX. Uh, all right, now this is an important video. I've been putting it off for a while. One of the reasons why I want to -- to do this now is 'cause I got a really great question about it. Hi, my name is XXXX and I'm considering getting dreads and I've been reading a lot about using dread wax versus not using it and I was just wondering if you could tell me the advantages and disadvantages to using dread wax. Thanks, XXXX for your question. So I'm gonna try to cover all the -- advantages and the disadvantages of using dread wax -- Um, the right way, and some of the rumors that have resulted because people have used it the wrong way quite a bit, all right? And as we'll see, it's pretty easy to misuse it, and that's one of the main problems. Before I -- I go much further, I wanted to tell you that all my thoughts on this subject are completely unbiased. Uh, I've used wax to start my dreads twice and I know that if I needed to start my dreads again, I would definitely choose to use wax. I know it works, I mean, I do know for like nine years now people have been using it and freaking out, freaking out about how fast their dreads lock and they send pictures and they're like, look at this, these are only three months old, yadda, yadda , love your stuff. It's not like I can come at this, like I don't really know, like, maybe wax is beneficial or not -- it's not really that big of a deal because I think the people that say, what eew? They're pretty biased too. Anyway, let's talk. The first rumor that we should talk about -- well, there's two parts to it. You have to use wax to lock up your hair, or wax prevents the hair from locking. Okay, now both of these are pretty popular, neither of them are true. So, let's talk about how wax works and I think that'll kinda clarify some of this a little bit. All right, wax works by keeping the hair together when you compress it. Okay? The natural dreading process is for the knots to tighten and the hair to get used to being in the knots, just like hair in a braid gets used to being in a braid. You know, you put your hair in -- in all braids, I don't know if you've ever done that, I've never done that, um anyway, wait maybe I did, so you wash it in a braid and then you take it out and it's all curly and wavy like a braid. And that's because it's getting used to that shape, all right. Well, the hair gets used to knots exactly the same way, and over time it gets so used to them that it can knot again tighter. You tighten your knots and you compress the dread by palm rolling. Here we go, palm rolling, uh, and by sleeping on them. Okay? You crunch 'em down, it gets all knotted and stuff, and they sit there for a little while, okay and then they're used to it and they're ready to crunch down and get tighter and they sit there and get used to it and they crunch down, and they get even tighter and that's how you end up with a ridiculously tight rope like dreads that uh, that everybody wants, that's a mature dread. Which is usually what you're going for, when you're growing dreads. Wax helps by preventing the hair from losing the progress while it's getting used to the knot, all right? If it is sitting there and you take a shower, and all the -- you know, everything opens back up again, then you're starting all over, pretty much, or not quite all over, not quite all over, not quite all over. I mean eventually, you know, it can still tighten, but it's gonna take a lot longer because you've lost that progress. When you have wax in the hair, it holds that progress. So it allows you to squeeze it down when you palm roll, and then it kinda stays there. Eh, it opens up a little bit, it opens up a little bit, but the majority of the progress that you've made when you tighten 'em down, you get to keep that. And that's the difference -- that's why wax helps the dreads mature faster. Another rumor that you'll hear that's kinda related to this is that wax works like glue, okay. It sticks the hair together -- and the hair, the dreads can't mature. Well that's completely bullshit. There might be some wax that works that way, if there were, yeah, it wouldn't work, that's true. If you put glue in your dreads, you're not -- it's not gonna lock up. Glue sticks the hair together and when you compress it, it doesn't do anything, all right. So then, when the glue finally comes out, so do the dreads, 'cause they -- 'cause the knots never tightened. The other rumor, uh, that I mentioned where wax prevents the hair from dreading, some wax does. Not good wax, but a lot of the stuff out there that you'll find in the store is full of petroleum and they call it dread wax, but it say, you know, contains one hundred percent pure beeswax. Yeah, I bet it does. It has like two grams in like this big jar, you know. Unfortunately, the rest of it , and petroleum is a lubricant, so you can imagine, if you put it on your dreads and you tighten 'em down, it's gonna make them open back up nice and quick. Like even faster than they would on their own. If you end up with petroleum in your dreads, just wash it out real good and get some good wax in there. We have a lot of people that try the petroleum stuff first and then they're like, can I save my dreads jolly clean and I'm like, yeah man, you can save 'em. And they do and it's great, so whatever, don't worry, it's all good. Actually got that question too again, and it's that guy right there. The last thing I want to mention there is your hair type. Your hair type determines how hard it is for your hair to lock. Some hair is more resistant to tightening. Okay really, really straight coarse hair is gonna be the hardest. Think like Asian hair, okay? Each strand is really big and really straight, so to get it to relax into a knot is gonna be much harder than if your hair is really, really fine and really kinky and curly already, really, really fine and really kinky, really kinky. That's why some people have a harder time. The good news is, the wax gives it that extra hold so that it's gonna knot and it's gonna become dreads, you know, instead of being mature in maybe like four months, it'll take six months or eight months, maybe even a full year, you know. But you're gonna get dreads and it's not like a, you know, if thing. It's a when thing. Uh, rumor number two. The not so much. That's definitely not true. And it's caused people a lot of problems. People heard that dread wax made dreads lock faster and smoother, and I want my hair to lock up really fast and I want it to be really smooth, so I'm gonna use a ton of wax. They caked it on like a hippy with a . It doesn't work, but it does make a mess. Any wax can be overused. Even if it's, uh, the best dread wax available. It still can be overdone and it will still cause you problems when you overdo it. A lot of people, and you know, you'll see them on message boards and stuff like that, they've sworn off dread wax completely. Well why don't you tell me at the same time, why? They've associated over waxing with waxing and now they don't want to touch wax. And, you know, their dreads are gonna take a little bit longer. And that's fine, whatever, I'm not you know, like, you must use wax for your dreads. Obviously that's not true. There's definitely a disadvantage to uh -- to overdoing it and you can avoid those disadvantages by not overdoing it. Dread wax doesn't hurt dreads. Over waxing hurts dreads. It's like, people don't kill people, guns kill people, or guns don't kill people, people kill people. How does that go again? If you do decide to use wax, use it properly. Over waxing is a disorder. It's like, uh, overeating, you know, so don't do that. Oh, let's talk about some of the rumors that are related to over waxing. Waxing, uh oh, waxing makes you feel waxy. No, that's not true. But, one of the things that I like least about using wax is that even when you put the right amount in and you work it in well, you're still gonna feel it in the hair, uh for about a day or so. You're gonna feel it, you know, on your hands when you touch your hair and stuff and that's annoying. A lot of people don't like tacky wax feeling on their dreads and dude, I'm right there with you. The good news is, you can get around that just by putting a little bit of dread butter on the surface of the dreads. If you're gonna use wax, you should have it on hand, 'cause it really makes a huge difference. Just the whole experience is gonna be better, honestly. You can put it on right after you put on the wax, so the surface that you're touching or that other people are touching is not tacky. Yeah, because you feel the dread butter and the dread butter is smooth and you don't feel the tacky wax. And it smells really freaking awesome. People will be trying to eat your dreads and stuff. You'll be like, no, don't eat my dreads, it's odd. It's like that, really. Gotta love it. And that pretty much takes care of that. This is it for Part A, man, you can go watch Part B. |
VLOG149 | 4 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 5 | 4.6 | VLOG149 | 178.79 | 0.51875 | 0.90402 | 0.3605 | 3.7211 | 0.23464 | 0.6534 | 0.19444 | 0.024965 | 0.84305 | 7.1636 | 2.7552 | 0.000916 | 1.3362 | -0.000002 | 0.000569 | 0.24292 | 1.456 | 0.53401 | 0.046454 | 0.36676 | 6.277886 | 0.090129 | 147 | 158 | 149 | Merry Christmas, YouTube. Ah, I just want to stop by really quick to say Merry Christmas to all of you. And, ah, Merry Christmas, got some ah, cool presents. Nice gift cards, ah, awesome clothes and the Wii fit balance board thingy, it's sweet. I love playing on it; doing some jogging and skiing and stuff, yeah. So, quick Christmas story. On the twenty third, I have yet to do any Christmas shopping; I know that's bad. So, I went to get my mom a ham. She asked me to get her a ham. I'm like sure, whatever. I go pick up a ham, really quick. It was not really quick, at all. That's the line that was there. I had to wait an hour outside for ham, ham. I hate ham. I don't even like it any more. I use to -- I used to love honey baked ham. Now, I don't. I hate honey baked ham. And a quick shout out, um, to a specific someone who knows who they are; who gave me a really-- or who rather made my Christmas Eve really, really good. So, thank you and Merry Christmas and ba bye. |
VLOG150 | 3.9 | 5.2 | 5.4 | 5.6 | 4.9 | VLOG150 | 228.23 | 0.23665 | 1.3067 | 0.43334 | 3.5462 | 0.34533 | 0.79981 | 0.14141 | 0.021955 | 0.37515 | 3.5108 | 1.3121 | 0.002753 | 0.7607 | -0.00001 | 0.000679 | 0.22782 | 2.4522 | 0.77674 | 0.044643 | 0.31675 | 2.862713 | 0.017544 | 114 | 119 | 150 | Hello everyone. It's been a long time since I made a video so I thought that I probably should. Not much has been up with me. On Halloween, I dressed up as a fairy. And I've still been trying to find a job. I actually had an interview today, so hopefully the job soon. It's now been a little over two months since I have been back to America and I have started to really miss Japan a lot lately. I had a lot of people ask me before whether I preferred living in America or Japan, and you know, there are pros and cons of living in both countries so of course it's going to depend on the individual person. I'd probably say that if all of my family and my good friends lived in Japan and I knew how to speak and understand Japanese fluently, then I probably would rather live in Japan. It feels like when I was in Japan I was just less stressed out, relaxed, and I just had a good feeling while I was there. In America, of course, I can understand the language and it might be a little easier to do everyday things here. But I do miss the friendly, polite people in Japan, and I miss the scenery and architecture even, totally just because I've lived in America for so many years that it's just boring to me now. I don't know how people from other countries view American architecture but it feels like, to me anyway, I prefer the architecture in other countries. I actually at one point had a list of a lot of ideas for videos that I wanted to do and I tried finding the list and I can't find it. I made the list in Japan, but I made sure that I packed it so that I'd have it here. Um, so hopefully I'll be able to find that soon and make some more -- more planned videos. You can see a little bit of my apartment in the background. This apartment complex was built in the nineteen sixties so there's some lovely wood paneling behind me. I'm not so into the wood paneling but it's pretty cheap rent so, I can handle it. Probably one of the reasons I haven't been on YouTube in so long is that I kind of got addicted to NetFlix and Dexter. I've been watching a lot of movies. I just saw a lot of footage that I haven't put together from Japan so, I'll try to do that soon too for you guys and I will have to leave you. Goodbye. |
VLOG151 | 4.2 | 5.6 | 6.1 | 6.3 | 6 | VLOG151 | 176.93 | 0.39997 | 1.4825 | 0.61531 | 3.8321 | 0.22609 | 0.70321 | 0.20602 | 0.021414 | 0.53333 | 8.0961 | 3.737 | 0.016479 | 1.0826 | -0.000164 | 0.0077 | 0.29947 | 2.2627 | 0.71672 | 0.036844 | 0.31675 | 4.22979 | 0.02459 | 122 | 207 | 151 | That was three of my top brackets. These actually haven't, all -- of all three of them. And I would like to know what your brackets are and you can either make a video response or if you've got any comments. Video response would be much better for this because I think it requires a degree of emotion, and of course presentation. If you'd like to just explain it or make an actual video like I did, a full video with an action, then that would be cool as well. I'll watch them all, I'll try to read all the comments. Thanks for watching this, I really appreciate it. I can't wait to hear from everyone who participates, so goodbye and I hope you enjoyed this video. Hello. So I was just um, sitting down laying around, eh, when I thought of a concept. Recently I had read a novel, The Last King of Scotland, and em, I spent quite a lot of time reading the text and I noticed one thing about the book -- there was a lot of em, use of brackets, or if you're American -- parentheses, I believe it's called. Basically, you em -- you read the book and you get the dialogue and the writer. But sometimes in the book the writer likes to -- the character who the writer is, em -- has wrote about likes to elaborate on -- on a subject or likes to give their real opinion, as opposed to what they said in the book. So you might have like -- something like -- oh yeah, sure I'll do this, and then in brackets it'll say, like, I did not want to do this -- something like that. Or it -- it'll provide more detail. Now I was thinking about if there were brackets in real life, like say you were asked a question and you reply to this question. What you say may not -- may or may not be honest. It may be, em, a lie, white or otherwise. Maybe the true feelings it may not have been expressed in the response. I'd just like to share with everybody here a few of my brackets -- or what my brackets would be if we were able to see what people thought, or -- or if you were able to elaborate on something you'd already said. I'll just, em, show you now. So, Michael. I want you to clean this entire floor as quickly as possible. If you don't get it cleaned enough, em, I'm gonna make you stay until four thirty. I'll get right on it. I had a really great day, Michael. Me, too. |
VLOG152 | 5.7 | 5.4 | 4.5 | 5.5 | 4.8 | VLOG152 | 239.19 | 0.27392 | 1.601 | 0.67757 | 3.8731 | 0.30223 | 0.68733 | 0.1991 | 0.040355 | 1.2014 | 12.179 | 8.5186 | 0.000399 | 2.4476 | 0.000006 | 0.000425 | 0.26655 | 0.932 | 0.4972 | 0.04721 | 0.53348 | 5.20182 | 0.013089 | 168 | 138 | 152 | Okay guys, uh, this is going to be a three part video. Okay, part one. Okay, there's three parts. This is going to be three important parts and the first part is famous quotes and my quotes. One I'm pretty sure you've all heard. I love this one because we'd do anything for love and if it's horrible, you know, all is fair in love and war. I'm not sure who said it. I didn't research anything he said, um yeah, because most of them were mine and some of them -- Okay, number two, keep your friends close and your enemies closer. I like that one, except like one of my worst enemies is now like one of my closest friends and seriously my best friend. And not even close to being my enemy any more. Um, three -- by the way this part is going to be short, time is a valuable thing and don't waste it. Okay? 'Cause, um, it's time. You can't stop time and it's a valuable thing. Four, never take life for granted, it can end at any mo -- or moment. Like right now, you could be driving a car and maybe you're on your laptop -- bam, your dead -- car accident. Life can end at any moment. Never take it for granted. Number five, one of my friends said this. I -- I'm not truly believing in it though, so mean you might, um -- you die -- you die inside when love dies. I'm not in to that, yep. Six, ah, this -- this is one that's kinda short. Never stop believing in whatever you believe in. Don't have someone discourage you from believing in it. Christians, believe in Lent or whatever. Like, today at school we were eating chocolate chip cookies and one of my friends gave up, um, chocolate for Lent and I'm like, are you serious? So he had to pick out the chocolate pieces. That really sucked. And seven, we all make mistakes. All of us -- all of us have it and we all do. There's not one perfect person out there who has not made a mistake. Remember that, not even one. You might think that you're perfect, but you're not. And life is unfair. It is. Get over it. It's unfair. Trust me. I used to think life was fair but it's not. Life is unfair and get over it. Stop being a baby and get over it. Life's unfair. I don't care how young you are, you need to learn that life's unfair. And you need to learn now. Okay, part two. Put this on paper so that I'd actually be able to remember. Okay, we are going to talk about Paper Towns. It was a fantastic book. I read it because one of my friends, XXXX, XXXX, um, XXXX, he -- XXXX said to call him XXXX -- he recommended it to me, off YouTube. He's one of my friends on here and he's a big YouTuber guy, blogger. And I told him this video's about Paper Towns and we're talking back and forth and he said, really I finished it in a day. It was awesome. It was a fantastic book. Huh Margo, huh Margo, Margo Roth, Roth Spiegelman. It really does get stuck because they always say Margo Roth Spiegelman and they never just say Margo. Well you -- sometimes they do. Also, you know Radar how his parents own a black santa thing -- even though if none of you have read it; you really need to read it. It's a fantastic book. And, oh yeah, you know the place Radar always gets on omnictionary? It's real. I typed it in at home and I then I'm, like, I wonder if it's real, www dot omnictionary dot com, and it's real. It talks about Margo, I think Margo's real. I'm not sure. I don't really care right now -- and it's real. And it's really interesting and I like it. So, I made an account and -- it's a fantastic book I think that all of you should read it. Yeah, and hey Shainalicious I hope you watch this video -- video because, thank you. It's a great book. I have been talking to him messages about that. Part three, probably the second best part, maybe the first best part for some of you. Okay, we all remember the Joe from nineteen ninety three and how he looked and he said that he was going to create a new account, right? Yeah, guess what? I found his new account and I know it's him. So, I will have a link in it. And I'll have a link in the side bar for XXXX and the -- his account, his new account, um, it's called XXXX, he's not eighteen now, and you can tell just by watching some of the videos, it's him. And it's him and it's really awesome. One of his rules is don't talk about him but, hey, I know you guys have been wondering so bad, so, uh -- so he won't be happy, so he -- might be mad that he-- that I found it that -- he felt that he actually did create a new account and I found it. So, I hope that you guys enjoy this. Watch this video and subscribe. Uh, go to the sidebar and subscribe to XXXX. Subscribe to XXXX or just go look at their account. Yeah? Just do that for me. You don't even have to subscribe to me but I'd be happy if you did. Yeah so, well, might be it. Let's check. That's part three out of three, so that's it, so it's XXXX signing off. That's my signature now, peace. |
VLOG153 | 3.1 | 4.9 | 5.5 | 5.5 | 4.1 | VLOG153 | 203.34 | 0.65656 | 0.6411 | 0.19027 | 3.5767 | 0.20796 | 0.52878 | 0.24184 | 0.012462 | 0.35831 | 2.9432 | 1.4544 | 0.002594 | 1.4524 | 0.000026 | 0.001082 | 0.38825 | 1.4417 | 0.6108 | 0.030233 | 0.42368 | 1.756092 | 0 | 134 | 136 | 153 | So like, I wanted to bring up a really kind of interesting point -- uh -- first off, you know, I'm still shocked that Michael Jackson is gone -- um -- I have nothing but respect for him. I just wanted to bring up a point about some of the rumors that are spread about him, and just offer you a little bit of insight on what those might mean. So like a lot I've talked to those know that people like to jump on the wagon of spreading rumors, and let's face it, rumors don't really involve any kind of thinking, and a lot people don't like to think. So perfect -- there's your audience base. People in the media know that the more extreme something sounds, the more people are gonna wanna watch it and listen to it, and that's why some of these rumors get spread about him. Okay like, one of the funny things is, is that a lot of the media personalities who say these horrible things about Michael Jackson, they don't really believe them. But that's how they get views, and that's how their shows get attention. But like, you know, the only thing that's really left to say about Michael Jackson is you know, number one, he is gone. And number two, he left us with amazing music, and -- um -- you know, I really think we could just let that be. |
VLOG154 | 5.9 | 5 | 4 | 5 | 5.5 | VLOG154 | 268.56 | 0.19543 | 1.9266 | 0.58324 | 3.6053 | 0.40004 | 0.81087 | 0.1348 | 0.030645 | 0.34257 | 7.2488 | 4.5118 | 0.045757 | 1.1563 | -0.000519 | 0.018465 | 0.18524 | 3.059 | 0.81595 | 0.052632 | 0.26674 | 7.047771 | 0.195079 | 134 | 152 | 154 | This is it, summertime. It hasn't sunk it yet I'm on my holidays -- I was down the shops with my mum and I was like, I should be at the house. And then I thought, no, I shouldn't. It looks like everyone's predictions for Biology came up anyway, funny , though it would have been easier if I'd studied a bit more so it's no one's fault but my own, but they were fine. I was really good, but I was kinda stuck for time at the end -- I was scribbling, scribbling away and drawing and everyone else like finished this week finished today, finish yesterday, finish tomorrow, anyone? What're they gonna do the next year, I'd say, do not worry about it, because everyone, they -- it seems like there's this big hype on it and that, oh my God, it's this terrible thing, but it's really, really not. You're sitting there doing it and you're like, is this really ? It's not like it seems at all, and anyone doing it right now will tell you that. I would feel a bit more unstressed if my books weren't still on the floor, and my sheets and everything, and my shoulder's sore, but now it's time to re lax. Uh, how's everyone fixed for German tomorrow? Um, I ask because I've got a few friends doing German so -- ich bin, something, something. Don't forget tomorrow's my last blog, so you'd better get your questions in now because it's now or never. And you know what else is really good? I was complaining 'bout it, but it's been raining and it's been miserable all week, which is good. I hope it stays like that until the end of the leaving because do you remember all other years, it would be really, really, sunny, I remember during the Junior , it was really sunny? So leave me a comment everybody, or a video response there. What else is on this -- German tomorrow? I'm really not sure. But um, yeah. Leave me a comment everybody or a video response, and tell me how you're getting on, just ask me anything if you want. And you know yourself, 'kay? Bye. |
VLOG155 | 5.3 | 5.8 | 4.7 | 5.4 | 4 | VLOG155 | 314.58 | 0.39085 | 0.86193 | 0.31063 | 3.9162 | 0.24945 | 0.44331 | 0.24692 | 0.014058 | 0.74767 | 2.7555 | 2.0729 | 0.003985 | 1.4882 | -0.000013 | 0.002291 | 0.31262 | 6.84 | 0.91224 | 0.034211 | 0.13337 | 6.252804 | 0.072004 | 101 | 162 | 155 | Hi, YouTube. It's Wednesday, October 28, 2009 and I don't know about you but I grew up in the nineties and I was born and raised on Nickelodeon Slime Time Live, Spice Girls, NSYNC, Backstreet Boys, I grew up on all of that stuff. For me the nineties were filled with crazy awesome Halloween excursions with my brother. Uh, nothing too crazy mind you. It was just, you know, us three going around the neighborhood dressed up as, uh, Power Rangers -- I don't even know what we were dressed up as. Uh, I was always a bride or a princess or ballerina and they were always, like, a ninja or the Grim Reaper but we'd go around and we'd fill up our pillow cases with candy and we'd keep those bags of candy for months after Halloween. And I remember we'd have to clean them out of the refrigerator because they'd just gotten so gross and old and ugh. But just thinking about it has made me really nostalgic and it's made me miss my childhood because now that I'm in college -- you don't see many eighteen, nineteen, twenty year olds going trick or treating on Halloween. I mean you might but it's not really, uh, acceptable. I know I'm not going trick or treating this year. This will be my first year actually staying home and not really going out there. I just really like seeing people dressed up in costumes and thinking about how much work it took them to make it or how they thought to be a certain thing. I am always a big advocate for making costumes. I was an orange juice carton one year. I had a great time. Actually two years ago. This year I was an Undead Wendy and XXXX was Peter Pan so that was cool too. I was gonna be Pam from The Office but I decided not to be. I don't know. Um, not so -- in the comment below tell me your favorite Halloween moment or, uh, if you don't celebrate Halloween tell me your favorite type of candy because candy is kind of related to Halloween and I love candy. I'm actually, you know, I'm actually munching on some Hershey's with almonds. That's the only way I'll eat Hershey's is if it has almonds in it. Alright. Thanks for watching and I'll see you tomorrow. |
VLOG156 | 4.9 | 5.3 | 5.8 | 5.9 | 6 | VLOG156 | 140.23 | 0.58234 | 0.90246 | 0.30445 | 3.6556 | 0.27314 | 0.74416 | 0.17322 | 0.017107 | 0.82355 | 6.2338 | 2.8345 | 0.010215 | 1.1123 | -0.000012 | 0.003988 | 0.46357 | 2.029 | 0.70957 | 0.028164 | 0.34972 | 5.904937 | 0.118973 | 126 | 142 | 156 | Do I think it's gonna be great? Absolutely. Let's get on with the music. It's a project that, uh, me and my man XXXX are putting together and, um, he produced the entire thing. It's about -- about sixteen records on there. We started working on it in January, so it's been about -- about eight months -- roughly eight months, but, you know, we just felt that, you know, we wanted to take a little longer on it, you know what I'm saying, because we wanted it to be spectacular. As far as, um, guest features on the project; we got my man XXXX, Arizona. Got a record called, Don't Want to Lose Your Love. And got my man,XXXX, XXXX, XXXX, the XXXX, my home girl, XXXX, lovely XXXX, out of Phoenix, Arizona as well. And my man, DJ XXXX; No XXXX my DJ. Uh, he did a couple of cuts on the project, you know what I'm saying, so my man, XXXX, the XXXX, you know what I'm saying? We got a record called the XXXX. As far as the release date, you know, we're shooting for November of o nine. I will be having a listening party soon, you know what I mean; just to give people a vibe for it and everything. You know, I leaked a few records, you know what I'm saying, nowadays it's like you gotta leak, you know what I mean. It's all about leaking joints. We put two hundred percent into a project. It definitely reflects on the material and it shows. And that's how I feel with this project. You know, we really went all in and, you know. You just gotta hear it, that's all I have to say, you just gotta hear it. Let's get on with the music. I am Mr. XXXX and that's what it is, y'all. Peace. Moved on. Bags packed, ready to roll. I moved on. Honey, get the show on the road. I moved on. Even though we had that chemistry, a real fun time, now considered a memory. |
VLOG158 | 4 | 5.7 | 5.4 | 4.6 | 5.8 | VLOG158 | 192.83 | 0.58707 | 0.74492 | 0.18552 | 3.7816 | 0.30137 | 0.63132 | 0.23836 | 0.018881 | 0.81343 | 6.0221 | 2.7443 | 0.000301 | 1.9983 | 0.000001 | 0.00022 | 0.29584 | 1.6967 | 0.65057 | 0.04018 | 0.38344 | 2.12609 | 0 | 128 | 170 | 158 | Hi, everyone. How's it going? I've been debating for quite some time now what sort of video I should be putting up next. I've got a few concepts for a few serious videos and I felt the need to do a funny one first, but it just wasn't happening. I am working a new job now, as many of you perhaps know already, for the BBC, for their comedy department. It is a dream come true and it's a privilege to be working with a team of great people. Uh, and it's been really, really good fun. If you want to see the sort of stuff I've been working on, then there is a link of their channel. If you click it, you can see it and comment and whatever you do comment on a video or on the channel, um, the likelihood is that I will see it, so um, yeah. But in general lately, um, I've been through another crazy point in my life and some of you here remember watching my videos from last year -- it was on the lead up to Christmas, and I'm going through the motions at the moment and I just haven't had a chance to stop and, you know, relax and get on with, you know, the things I used to, like make YouTube videos. So this is just a quick update video to say that if you don't see videos from me for a while, this is why. I hope to come back very, very soon. Uh, and if you do want to stay in touch and up to date, because I still do my live shows, um, and I do still come along -- online from time to time uh, the best way is for you to Twitter. I update that and I will always be posting info of when I'm doing projects, et cetera. Um, whether it's at my work at the BBC or if it's a live show or if it's just anything of particular interest. I do want to come back and make videos, um, but I'm just going to have to put that off at the moment. So, I've been getting a lot of emails the past few weeks asking when I'm going to be making another video and instead of answering them individually I just thought I'd put this up here for the meantime. So thank you everyone for the support, and I hope to see you soon. And if it's in the new year, I hope you have a great Christmas uh, and to a happy new year. Bye. |
VLOG159 | 4.6 | 3.3 | 4.6 | 3.8 | 3.9 | VLOG159 | 242.84 | 0.24897 | 1.4165 | 0.45343 | 3.6806 | 0.30357 | 0.73637 | 0.16428 | 0.029752 | 0.60483 | 8.8648 | 4.696 | 0.062198 | 0.72673 | -0.000389 | 0.022189 | 0.40778 | 1.9136 | 0.63804 | 0.030936 | 0.33342 | 4.865456 | 0.016355 | 160 | 165 | 159 | Hey friends, it's XXXX and I am doing an update. Um. I am feeling so much better than I was feeling on Monday on my last video, um. I remember, or if you remember if you watched it -- I was whining that I've been losing and gaining the same five pounds for over three months now. And you know, I'm a hundred and sixty pounds, a hundred fifty nine this morning. Um. Whatever, okay, just whatever. So um, let me tell you why I'm feeling better. When I was doing the Couch to Five pay program, I was like so excited about running because like -- you should start with sixty second sprints at week one and I was like, oh my God I can't run sixty seconds, I can't run, oh I'm gonna die, I'm gonna die, I can't even run down the driveway. Anyway and so when I would run sixty seconds and I made it through the whole week being able to do that, at that very last run when it was over it was like, oh my God, oh my God, I am finished. I had graduated week one, I'm on to week two, and then all during the weekend before I started week two I was thinking, oh my gosh, it's ninety second sprint. How am I gonna do that, I thought I was gonna die at sixty seconds. Even though I did it, I thought I was gonna die. And so then when did the ninety seconds I was like, Oh! I did it, I did it, I did it you know, and I was just so excited. And this happened week to week to week to week, and you, and then I finally made it through to week nine and was able to run for a full thirty minutes at a time. And then I did my races, um, and was able to fun a full five K without stopping which was like, the biggest high ever. And you know, the whole time that I was doing it, doing my training, I never did think about okay, I wonder how many calories this is burning, and oh my -- I did think a lot that it sucked because it's exercise. But the whole time I was also thinking, I can't believe I'm doing this, I can't believe my body is capable of doing this and the whole time that I was doing it my body was changing and don't get me wrong, I know that I wasn't a year out then, and you know I was losing weight quicker which really wasn't that quick for me if you remember. But maybe two pounds a week was really, really good. But anyway, it was something I was excited about, and it wasn't always about the scale because I was doing something else that was bigger, something that was like more meaningful than watching the scale move. And since then, I've been exercising for the benefit of exercise and trying to make it that scale goes down, you know what I mean? And I've been focusing on the scale again and it's just not -- it's not fulfilling, it's frustrating because the scale's not moving. I'm over a year out, you know it's kind of hard. And so um, you know I was thinking, I want that passion, I want that goal to, you know, to keep getting better and better and better and seeing progress, and not talking losing sadness or watching the scale, I'm talking about my body being able to do something that it never could do before because I was obese. So anyway, I found, well I decided, remember last year I was like oh my gosh, oh my gosh, I ran the gate river run five K that is. It wasn't even the gate river run but it was on the day of the gate river run and its where the gate river run started, it was a public quarter time junior and something run for charity or something like that. But anyway the gate river run is a fifteen K and I said last year I'm doing that one next year which will be in March of two thousand and ten. And you know, I am. I am able to run. Now I can't run fifteen K but there are I mean like, Jamie and Tom, there are people that are out there who used to be obese who are training for marathons and have marathons and you know what, I am going to train also. I found a website, I'm gonna put it over in this way, in the side. It has all kinds of different programs to get you training for a race. Um. Even walking. And it has different levels too, so if you are just like wanting to train for a five K and you already can run a five k and you want to increase speed, it's got training for that. It's got all these different programs that you can do, it's got beginners or novice, intermediate and advanced. And it's got walking, jogging and running so if you can't run, what's stopping you from being able to train for walking a five K? I mean if you're only post op, that's what you should be doing. I mean a five K is three point one miles, so that may sound like it's you know, never gonna happen at this point. But you know you start with a quarter of a mile. And then you know you work up next week to do maybe half a mile. And you keep going until you're able to walk the entire five K. And the two races that I've been in they, the back people, all walked it, so there's no reason why you can't make that a goal for yourself to be able to walk in a race, and then maybe the next race you might run a little bit or jog, or whatever. And you know, it's very, very motivating and another thing that motivated me was actually going and registering for these races because I thought okay, I've already paid for it. It's usually about twenty bucks. I've already paid for it so now I've really gotta train because I won't be able to do it once it comes. So anyway, I was excited very much so, about that. I have decided to start training for -- I don't know if I wanna start training for the half marathon or the eight K or the fifteen K, it doesn't matter though. The fifteen K isn't until March. I wanna be well able to do it by then because I'm not gonna start -- I enjoy running. Um. And I'm in Florida. I don't want running on the treadmill, it's too monotonous and after like three minutes I think oh my God, I'm not done yet, oh besides I hate it, I'm so bored. But when I'm out in the neighborhood or on the streets or whatever you know I've got a matmorrun. com and I you know, map where I'm going, it tells me how far it is and when I take off, and you know it's motivating to be able to see scenery and feel the wind blow and the cars go buy, and listen to those kinds of things and you know I have my iPod too and -- plus I make the kids come with me on their bicycles behind me so that one could carry my water and they can go, "Go mum, go" and you know, "You're doing great", and all that stuff. So anyway we're gonna look at the time. Okay. I've only got a couple of minutes. I did go my one year post op this week. And my doctor was just amazed, he was like, oh, most people don't do as good as you did, XXXX, and you know, that's just awesome. I didn't go and tell him that I have the YouTube support system and that I exercise more than the average patient, because a lot of people really do believe that you can just um, you know let their surgery do all the work and it can. And I'm not gonna be that way, I could tell I wanted to change my life, I wanted to get active, and so anyway I did tell him that I did two five K races and that you know, I work hard but didn't go into detail that I am strength training, that I go to the gym, and that I'm you know exercising all the time. So anyway, that goes to show you guys if you incorporate exercise, you're gonna do better than the average do, I think it's sixty to eighty percent um weight loss, excess weight that is, and I've lost like eighty five so far and I'm still not done. I asked him what my goal should be, I'm one sixty now, and he said that one forty. And that's what I wanted to be, remember guys? So I've got twenty pounds to go but I'm not gonna focus on that. I'm going to focus on training, and that will change my body. Um. And then what else am I gonna say. Oh, he said I have about five more months that I will slowly lose and you know, when I was busting my butt and everything I was only losing about four pounds a month anyway, so I'm not expecting to lose anything really, but if I do, that's great. I love my body, I love being a Five A, you know the number on the scale is very frustrating and annoying but honestly the whole thing is the number that's frustrating me. The number. Because I'm happy with the way I look. It's the number that irritates me, why? I don't know. Because if I look this way and it was a hundred forty pounds I would be thrilled, it's that freaking number that's got me obsessed. So screw the number, I'm gonna run and I hope you guys will start doing it with me. I'm gonna put a link over on the five of -- for the gate river run, it's the biggest fifteen K in the United States and it's for like the fifteen K championship and I would love for us to be able to run it together. Jamie come on, won't you come and run it with me? Anyway, gotta talk to you later, bye. |
VLOG160 | 5 | 4.8 | 3.4 | 4.3 | 5 | VLOG160 | 244.2 | 0.25174 | 1.7346 | 0.53425 | 3.624 | 0.34321 | 0.78544 | 0.19559 | 0.02766 | 0.51066 | 8.8251 | 4.0926 | 0.002462 | 2.9025 | -0.000006 | 0.001531 | 0.28753 | 1.8538 | 0.67523 | 0.040408 | 0.36424 | 7.341983 | 0.223109 | 115 | 171 | 160 | Hey, guys. Today is Thursday, and um, I have just finished recording my video for Ferbels and Squirrels . It should be uploaded tomorrow. Design covering for XXXX, who is XXXX. So, if you want to go check it out tomorrow, I'll put a link in the side bar, or down bar depending on how big this video is. Why is it doing this? Anyway, um, yeah today I've been doing because I am quite behind. And, it's quite obvious that I might get kicked out if I don't pull my weight which is really bad, 'cause I don't know what to do and I'm like . I'm just a bit lost, a bit hectic, I'm not in the zone anymore. It's a bit mad. Anyway, see you tomorrow, and yeah. Goodbye. Bye. |
VLOG161 | 5.8 | 4.9 | 4 | 5.2 | 5.6 | VLOG161 | 257.52 | 0.28363 | 1.4309 | 0.38745 | 3.5222 | 0.33917 | 0.75521 | 0.15723 | 0.030793 | 0.53974 | 7.7004 | 3.7499 | 0.007029 | 2.3661 | -0.000059 | 0.005082 | 0.31736 | 1.7829 | 0.62251 | 0.038889 | 0.34916 | 7.241591 | 0.200686 | 155 | 157 | 161 | Uh, YouTube, I have a story for you today. Once upon a time, there was a girl name XXXX. Over the summer one day, she had to get up early to go to summer school help. The class was unbearable and annoying, but necessary. She came home and checked her YouTube account to find she had a hundred subscribers. That is so awesome! Aahhh! I can't believe I have a hundred subscribers. I know it's not like huge, but it's big to me, and it's just hmm hmm, that's how I feel right now. Whoever gave me one hundred by the way, thank you a lot. I don't who my hundredth subscriber is, I don't know how I can find that out, but if you were the last person to subscribe me, I love you, a lot. I love all of you a lot. So I think I'm gonna have a happy dance. Hope you enjoy this. 'Specially the hundredth subscriber, happy dance. Oh, I got find that song. |
VLOG162 | 3.8 | 4.2 | 4.5 | 4.2 | 3.8 | VLOG162 | 126 | 0.5632 | 0.82541 | 0.30625 | 3.4288 | 0.35764 | 0.68171 | 0.28514 | 0.013284 | 0.34494 | 4.0271 | 2.3862 | 0.034473 | 1.4472 | -0.000473 | 0.017415 | 0.457 | 2.5882 | 0.73353 | 0.029091 | 0.28341 | 2.550325 | 0 | 172 | 189 | 162 | Hey, YouTube . It's ten o'clock PM right now. I should be doing my homework, but I decided to make a video because -- wait, I have a shirt off again because I'm, well -- I'm going to bed. I just got out of the shower, so. I usually just don't put on any clothes. I don't know. Well, I have clothes on. I have boxers on. Whatever. Anyway. I wanted to, uh, tell you guys something. Um, I been, as -- as you guys know, I've been hanging out with this girl I like for the past two weeks. I -- I thought it was going really good, like, really, really good. And I thought maybe she liked me a little bit. And then today I asked her out. Like, I just straight up -- I walked up; I was, like, hey, do you want to be my girlfriend? Honest -- it was full of crap. She said, Honestly, I like you as a friend. And then she was, like, maybe in the future, but right now I just like you as a friend. And I was, like, okay, that's fine. And then she's, like, I'm sorry. It's like, it's fine, but, totally, just right there, just -- That's sucks. But I don't -- I don't really think there's any hope for us dating in the future. She said it. It might be true, but I don't -- I don't believe it. I've been told that at -- by another girl, but it never really happened, so. All right. I'm giving up today. Didn't sell anymore, just gave the people their pre orders, but I'll make a review soon. Peace, guys. |
VLOG163 | 3.2 | 3.3 | 3.9 | 3.7 | 4.5 | VLOG163 | 226.78 | 0.15618 | 1.4216 | 0.40351 | 3.6822 | 0.37579 | 0.84526 | 0.12915 | 0.024265 | 0.43605 | 5.3979 | 3.6156 | 0.000298 | 1.328 | -0.000002 | 0.000155 | 0.30229 | 1.4496 | 0.3625 | 0.041207 | 0.25007 | 6.969158 | 0.297872 | 119 | 181 | 163 | This is gonna sucked edit. I have like a million clips and all of them or under a minute. Err. And I've been filming for a while. It's going to take longer to edit this thing than it did just to film it, and I've been filming. Um, probably not gonna like -- probably not gonna like -- probably not gonna like -- probably not gonna like -- I'm probably not gonna like any of this and then I'm going to have to start all over again. It's going to be a lot of editing to do. My roommate's up. I disturbed her a lot tonight. XXXX, my name's XXXX. Texting during filming. Answer to question. To what question? How I found this certain YouTuber. Oh, was I now filming? |
VLOG164 | 4 | 5.2 | 5.1 | 5.8 | 4.6 | VLOG164 | 158.48 | 0.40066 | 1.2162 | 0.46657 | 3.2421 | 0.38878 | 0.81005 | 0.20081 | 0.017771 | 0.44006 | 3.9537 | 1.5294 | 0.002577 | 0.90572 | -0.000011 | 0.000991 | 0.26767 | 3.06 | 0.76366 | 0.043464 | 0.24956 | 1.974329 | 0 | 159 | 193 | 164 | Hmm, welcome to my hair. So I just wanted to do a couple of quick updates. First of all, I just want you to know those rumors are true, I did, um, have a thing with Tiger and, I'm just glad to know I'm not alone. Second of all, er, our Christmas thing that we did last night turned out really good. Some of you knew about it, so I'm just telling you, it turned out good. And b, I'm going to do Christmas cards, and if you want a Christmas card from me, please make sure that I have your most current address, and your, um, name, because some of you -- I only know your names. So, please email me your, um, details, I'll put my email where stuff goes, you know. And finally, I want you to know that I had an epiphany tonight watching Nip Tuck. Do you watch Nip Tuck? If you don't, you should. It's on FX channel. Erm, I think that nipples are the answer to the universe. Yes, I said nipples. Why do men have nipples? Discuss. |
VLOG165 | 3.7 | 5.5 | 6.2 | 6 | 5.3 | VLOG165 | 217.2 | 0.24539 | 1.6883 | 0.52802 | 3.7138 | 0.27312 | 0.76735 | 0.15189 | 0.027338 | 0.64979 | 9.5756 | 4.8561 | 0.003554 | 1.4175 | -0.000012 | 0.001913 | 0.31457 | 2.5347 | 0.80203 | 0.037209 | 0.31641 | 6.526119 | 0.151762 | 134 | 163 | 165 | Hey friends. Um, it's been a while, about two weeks since I've made my last video and I just wanted to check in with you guys because I haven't made a video in a while of me just talking. Um, most of them have been songs, but I would like to announce that this week I'm going into finals. Um, well it's the week before finals and then finals, um, so I have no time to be on the interwebs. I've a final project and a final portfolio due for one class and that's pretty much it, um, and then finals, but I'm really bogged down with stuff this week, so I just wanted to say hi. Along with that I just wanted to see, um, if you guys would do something for me because I haven't blogged any in a while, um, and I thought I'd welcome myself to summer being back from crew, um, with a questions video. I've never done a questions video before and, um, I want you guys to leave me questions, ah, so I can answer them for you. Um, put them in the comments below and then I'll have one fun big summer question video when I'll probably film outside and be like, it's summer, wooh! Um, the XXXX, which is gonna be me, XXXX, XXXX, XXXX and unknown person; we don't know yet. Well, I have an idea, but I'll announce it later. Um, that will be starting up soon on a channel by itself, um, once I figure all that stuff out 'cause apparently I'm, like, spearheading the project. Ah, I will tell you about it and -- so you all can enjoy that loveliness. There was a hit in that last clip. As to who the person might be, if you figure it out, cool. If you don't, doesn't matter because I'm going to tell you who it is anyway later, not now. Um, anyway, um, leave questions below. If you've never seen a questions video they've been all over the YouTubes. I will link in a -- the sidebar one of XXXX's Question Tuesday videos, which is kind of what I want to do, I guess, sort of, but leave those questions and it'll have fun times. Yay! |
VLOG166 | 4.7 | 5 | 4.7 | 5.5 | 5.6 | VLOG166 | 231.34 | 0.34009 | 1.2723 | 0.58403 | 3.7342 | 0.37608 | 0.69539 | 0.21209 | 0.045524 | 1.1986 | 11.786 | 9.8465 | 0.006812 | 1.9878 | -0.000003 | 0.00645 | 0.2689 | 1.4901 | 0.56983 | 0.043417 | 0.38242 | 7.004039 | 0.2325 | 117 | 164 | 166 | Hello, what can I get for you? Chai tea. Sure. What size? Uhh, large. All Right; for here or to go? For here. All right, that will be three ninety five. Three ninety five? Oh I also want a muffin, carrot raisin brain. All right, so that will be five ninety five. Where's my drink? Oh, it's right here. This is not what I ordered. I ordered Chai tea. Yes, it is. No, I don't want this. Where's the tea bag? Oh, we don't have Chai tea like that. It's a concentrate that we make from steamed milk -- I didn't ask for that! This is great, just great, thank you, thanks a lot. Came in here, I ordered Chai tea. This is not what I wanted. You people, you people. Listen, I'm really sorry. It was just a misunderstanding I can-- I can give you a refund if you just give me -- No! You know what, Fuck you, fuck you people Oh, what was that? Didn't he want his drink? No. There was -- there was a misunderstanding. Thanks a lot, you made me make that drink for nothing. Please doesn't talk to me like that. Well, I'm not the one that made that customer mad. |
VLOG167 | 6 | 5 | 6.1 | 5.2 | 5.9 | VLOG167 | 167.7 | 0.34139 | 1.244 | 0.41944 | 3.4488 | 0.30124 | 0.75472 | 0.18103 | 0.020206 | 0.44101 | 6.2742 | 2.7733 | 0.027797 | 1.1603 | -0.000057 | 0.013779 | 0.34603 | 5.3568 | 0.88995 | 0.035245 | 0.16614 | 5.906723 | 0.073446 | 132 | 172 | 167 | Well, I am so excited to talk to you today about goals, strategy and tactics, because I -- this is really the secret sauce. First off, the goal. Might sound like a no brainer but some people forget what it is, to increase revenue. Hello, we're in the business of making money, that's what we're supposed to be doing here. Uh, now a lot of people think of the strategy as being the goal. The strategy I'm going to use is to increase audience. That's a strategy to achieve that goal. There are lots of other ways to do it. Some through, you know, hacking staff, I mean that's one way to increase your revenue, right. Spend less money on people. I say increase the audience both on air and cross platform. There are a lot of platforms that are available to us for free so let's utilize every tool in the arsenal we possibly can. And by the way, interactive audience, because an interactive audience is much more likely to be salable to the clients, and that's what we're looking for right there. Now, a variety of tactics we're going to use -- I told you before I didn't really wanna let the cat out of the bag and all my different tactics, but I'll give you a peek inside the bag. You know what happens when a wild cat gets loose? You heard about that right? Good. All right, well, first off, on air tactics. Uh, first off, make every break count. I mean, every break. Use cultural touchstones. I mentioned in my morning show philosophy that there are assignments that are handed out to the various people on the show, and that really that all that is, is, well what are you planning on doing today? Well, I'm going to watch, uh, you know the World's Biggest Loser or whatever. And so that person is in charge of watching that and coming up with two or three observations they can share with us on the air. We can slot that into a thing, maybe come up with a Biggest Loser bid or something like that, but that's what that's all about, cultural touchstones, things that other people are going through. Maybe they're just going out to eat that night and that's their assignment, go out to eat, but observe and come in with some observations based on that. Um, balancing the clock because of that. Now, part of making every break count is making sure that you're hitting all the surface elements, that you're hitting all the different uh, information about the artists, that you're doing the cultural touchstones, that you've got something funny going on, a little something for everybody in every quarter hour, little mini shows within shows. Spiking the phones. That's a big one that people neglect a lot of times. Well the phones aren't ringing. Well it works two ways, call people, give 'em a line, have them feed it back to you, now you've got interaction. And there's something about success. It feeds more success, so you can do that stuff. Uh, engaging the listeners on every level possible; that might mean, uh, going out and talking to people on the street as well when you engage the listeners. Better interviews, here's an idea for you. Interviews, not just on the telephone or in studio, but using, uh, g mail's video chat or just even audio chat online. You set up an account for 'em, a dummy account; they can sign into that thing, now you've got studio quality sound in your studio. Sounds like they're right there, or pretty close to it. Sounds a whole lot better than a telephone, it's not so fatiguing on the air, much more interesting. And the liners that you get, whoo, a whole lot better. All right, oh by the way, no contest in the morning show. They're games, games are much more fun to listen to. Gosh, I'm just barely scratching the surface on my on air stuff, uh, more on air stuff. How about a window sticker campaign? I always call them window stickers because a bumper sticker, while that's down, it's on the paint, maybe, and people don't like to do that. And by the way, when you're parked behind a car, what do you see? You see the window in front of you, you don't see the bumper, 'kay? The window sticker is line of sight, but uh, it's labor intensive to get those on cars. Don't just put them in stores or hand them out to people at contests, at remotes and things. Put them on cars. Register people to win a contest. And do that for an extended period of time. A sustained effort and you're going to see your stickers, I promise you, everywhere. They will be more ubiquitous than UK stickers. They really, really will. How about being an on street ambassador? Street level ambassadors. When you're out doing stuff, your personality is switched on, baby. You're doing stuff. You're -- you're interacting with people in line at the grocery store, talking about what's on the front page of the magazine. Maybe saying something funny or just making an observation. Maybe they recognize you, maybe they don't but they're -- believe me, by the end of the conversation, they can engage. Listen to what they're saying. Interact with the community. Uh, invited them to listen to the show, or to even call in. Give 'em a card, write the telephone number on there to the warm line. And by the way, a warm line is an important thing we can talk about in the future. Uh, MOS - man on the street stuff. You know, I carry with me my little pocket recorder all the time. Here it is, right here. I take this out with me and I'm always ready to ask people questions and I can get a variety of 'em and then whenever it's uh, time to put those in the computer I just, uh, pull this apart, slide it in, edit it up, it takes no time at all and you've got a really cool bit. Now -- now you're ready to answer some telephone calls as people interact with the folks they heard on the street. And by the way, the people you talk to on the street, I'm going to be on the radio tomorrow, be sure to listen. See, that's how it works. Every event you do, every appearance that you do, every remote broadcast, it's an event of some sort. There's something extra going on. It's not just, we're selling cars down here at the car mart. Now there's something different going on in each one of 'em. Some reason other than a sale for them to come out. Uh, it's fun to play the games in person, to watch the games, do things like, I don't know, Pepsi bowling, do the Turkey Hurl, whatever it happens to be. Have a pie eating contest, something that's fun for people to do, something that's different, that people will talk about, that they'll come out to see, that works for the client, and it's more fun on the air than just, we've got sale items. Uh, who cares about your sale items, frankly? Really? Other things you can do, hire an entertainer. Hire a magician, hire a guy that makes balloon animals or uh, a singer, a band, whatever it is. Uh, they'll a lot of times do that just for the mentions on the air. Tell 'em you'll -- you'll tease 'em for a week in advance and let them pass out cards at the event. Or pay 'em some nominal fee, 50 bucks whatever it is, you know, at the particular event. They'll come out, believe me, they'll come out. Uh, another thing you can do is have some sort of contest. You have the pie eating contest, get some local heavyweights, maybe an anchor from another station or a politician who's uh, wanting to, you know, kiss hands and shake babies -- excuse me, shake hands and kiss babies, and bring them out to the event. Should be a lot of fun. Um, community involvement, but careful, strategic community involvement. Not overextending the station, that's why I have the -- the two charity rule, typically. Now, you can do some other things, especially like around Christmas time when you have things like the Toys for Tots campaign, that wouldn't count as a major campaign or anything, but something you could actually do. Um, by the way, don't do politically divisive stuff. By that I mean, maybe something, recycling as innocuous as it sounds, strikes some people the wrong way, strikes other people in a different way and it just has political connotations it didn't use to have that we don't need to have. I devised a campaign, I recycled, I can't remember -- tons. I think it was something like fifty tons of phone books in Reno. I got a commendation for doing that. Uh, it was a big deal in nineteen ninety one. Recycling now smacks of uh, too green for some people, not green enough for others and so, ain't no sense in going in that direction. But you can raise money, you can raise awareness. Actually make a difference in at least one charity. Exploit your TV connections, by the way. Here's another thing you can do on the air. When a celebrity is coming to town, uh, and they're going to be in the studio with you, contact a TV station, let 'em know that stuff, okay? Oh, and if they won't come, then you set up a couple of cameras, one trained on the celebrity, one trained on the overall ark of what's going on in the control room. You just cut back and forth between them, take the sound off the air, now you've got something you can put online. That's gonna come in a later tip, a little tidbit, a little tactic that you can use. When an event has great visuals, TV stations and, Diane, you know this -- um, TV stations are always looking for something interesting, something visual, something exciting and different, local that they can put on the air. If you can provide that for them, they'll love you and they'll put you on and everybody's friends. Um, if they don't turn up then you can shoot the stuff yourself or have an intern shoot it or whatever and -- and have the visuals, edit it for them and they're ready to go. Look for angles that benefit the TV viewer, not that just benefit the TV station -- they're -- they, uh -- producer's gonna wonder, why should I put this on the air? Give them a reason, tell them why it's important to their viewers and they'll want to do it. Invite, uh, the anchors or reporters on the air. Or just on the telephone. Interact with them, talk with them. Laugh, cut up, show the man behind the curtain for them too. They'll love doing that and it's good for both of you. Partner on a big charity event, whether it's a food drive or whatever it is, with a TV station, with an anchor, that kind of a thing. Find a way to get involved. You get TV coverage, out of it, they get radio coverage out of it. One hand washes the other, everybody's happy. I've only talked about tactics on the air. Still to come, we have YouTube tactics, Facebook tactics and Twitter tactics. I'm going to get to those in the next video. I hope you'll watch those as well. But here we go, here we have our goal, to raise revenue, our strategy, by increasing audience awareness; and you can't just sit in the station anymore, you have to touch people. This is how it's done. And the third thing is the tactics and we're getting right through that. |
VLOG168 | 5.8 | 4.6 | 5.1 | 5.4 | 4.9 | VLOG168 | 267.37 | 0.18712 | 1.5979 | 0.44565 | 3.415 | 0.36728 | 0.82824 | 0.14285 | 0.029941 | 0.30055 | 5.8163 | 2.3802 | 0.024158 | 1.0335 | -0.000172 | 0.010909 | 0.24724 | 3.3824 | 0.84583 | 0.043204 | 0.25007 | 4.556669 | 0.005348 | 159 | 165 | 168 | Hey guys, it's been ages since I made a video, which I apologize, obviously. But I have two very good reasons why. Number one, school. For I've been sitting in a classroom with a few other people, with a man at the front or a woman talking at us and hoping something goes in. That's basically what I've been doing for the past few weeks. But now it's summer. I've got more time. Recently, as well, keeping me out from making videos -- you know it's putting me into the outside world, which I don't usually enter. The weather -- it has been gorgeous. It's been sunny. What I really hate about is with the weather -- when it's raining and it's chucking it down, which is ninety percent of the year, everyone's complaining. Oh it's raining, why isn't it sunny? I hate this. Then when it's sunny, oh it's too hot, I'm boiling, make it rain. You know, make up your mind. The only problem with our heat waves is, they only last for a few days. I hate that. You know, we've got this forty degrees of sun, beating down on us. It's beautiful. And then suddenly God realizes His mistake, oh God, I've made it sunny in Britain, so let's punish them with forty days of thunderous storm and that's what we had. After the beautiful heat wave, we had just rain and they chucked it down for -- it was like four months of rain in one day just because He'd realized that He'd played Britain sunny for a few days. Really ticks me off. So I guess school and sun have been keeping me away from the internet and outside, not sure about that. The only problem with the summer; it does make you realize that there's nothing to do at home unless it's sunny. You know, you're stuck inside wondering, what can I do? I guarantee, you'll all be bored at least once this summer. I'll also guarantee you'll go to the cinema at least once and unfortunately you're probably go to see Ice Age in three D. The great thing about that, apart from the awful movie, they give you free pair of glasses. You know, brilliant, I'm giving my pair of glasses instead of keeping them in my pocket and they ended up being thrown away; as I was bored one Saturday morning, I did a bit of um, arts and crafts um, and with a permanent marker and a pair of scissors, I created my very own design with three D glasses. Here we go. Yeah, you know, I was bored, so I thought, why not? I said, I'm really sad at the moment, I had nothing to do and the craze at the moment, with what everyone is wearing, and these wacky sunglasses, you know, that you got the bright yellow pink ones. You know, you got loads of them, so I thought why not make my own? Okay, you like it? Yeah? I think that's gonna be my new look, there you go. |
VLOG169 | 5.7 | 5.8 | 4.1 | 5.2 | 4 | VLOG169 | 190.77 | 0.4519 | 1.314 | 0.45114 | 3.8317 | 0.23006 | 0.74856 | 0.14556 | 0.022179 | 0.62944 | 7.1024 | 2.4119 | 0.008496 | 1.5161 | 0.000012 | 0.005568 | 0.27216 | 1.4982 | 0.62443 | 0.043144 | 0.41678 | 6.616573 | 0.12863 | 136 | 167 | 169 | My test, one, two, three. XXXX Man , hey, how you going? Um, lame -- that was the lamest intro ever. Hey XXXX, how you going? Hey XXXX, how you going? Um, yeah. Hey XXXX, I just watched your video and it was hilarious, like yeah, hilarious. What? Not even funny. Yeah, how you going, XXXX? . Hey XXXX, I just watched your video, dude, and it was hilarious, like hilarious, really funny, just hilarious. Dude, we miss you, man, um, hope you're enjoying your time in America, um, yeah, it's the day before -- well, it's the night before, um, Christmas party and I just watched your video and, yeah, I just hope you're doing well. Um, you've only been there for a couple of days and we really miss you. I speak to and I say we really do miss you, um, I hope you're doing fine over there. I know that God'll be watching over you while you guys are over there and, um, I pray for your safe return in a month -- or in a month or so and, you know, we can't wait to have you back, so yeah. This is for -- I was lying down in my bed and I watched your video and I was like, ahh, I have to make her a video 'cause, yeah, we miss you, man. So take it easy, um, don't hurt yourself dancing -- you're hilarious, man. Yeah, so funny. I have to watch it again, watch it again, watch it again right now. I'm the new thing. New, new new. Dude, hilarious. Oh man, no, I would've told you. I don't want to watch it. Gonna laugh too much. But yeah, dude. We really do miss you. Uh, just continue to inspire everyone, all your relatives, and all that stuff while you're there. Um, we'll see you soon. I'm gonna make a video for you tomorrow. It was gonna be a surprise, but I'm gonna make you a video tomorrow. I'm gonna make you a video tomorrow, that's all I'm gonna say. Yeah, have fun over there. Um, you know, regards to , be cool man, we'll see you when you get back. We're taking good care of your mom and Vig's , Vig's, Vig's, Wayne. We're taking good care of Wayne. Um, he was over here tonight and he was crying and stuff -- I miss . But yeah, we'll see you in a bit -- we said that like ten times already. Miss you, stay safe, God bless, and yeah, have a nice day. Good morning, it's two fifty AM here so it's probably like, what ten o'clock there or something -- I don't know the time. But yeah, stay cool man. Buh bye. Buh bye. Bye XXXX. It seems that there are three male speakers, but voices sound very similar and typist was not able to discern the differences |
VLOG170 | 5.9 | 5.3 | 4.3 | 3.3 | 5.4 | VLOG170 | 249.71 | 0.1989 | 1.6375 | 0.47016 | 3.6255 | 0.32988 | 0.74326 | 0.17945 | 0.028458 | 0.54651 | 5.3142 | 2.4379 | 0.000632 | 1.1612 | -0.000004 | 0.000301 | 0.14907 | 1.4849 | 0.64295 | 0.058848 | 0.43299 | 6.088223 | 0.076642 | 122 | 169 | 170 | Guess why I'm wearing this hat, besides the fact that it's really, really cold out and this hat is pretty awesome, because it is purple, it matches my sweatshirt and my hair and my pants which you can't see through there. Whoo, I'm wearing this hat, because right now, and almost every other second of my life, um, I have the ridiculous urge to pull out my hair. This is a disease call trichotillomania and I have had it for about eleven years since fifth grade. Trichotillomania, basically what I just said, is a disease that causes people to compulsively pull out their hair. Yeah, it sucks I've had to wear hats for like months and months and months on end, because like I wouldn't have any hair. And, that's actually the reason that I shaved my head at the end of freshman year. So, my project for Awesome Video this year is in support of the Trichotillomania Learning Center. This is an online resource for children, teens, adults, parents and families of those who have trichotillomania. I remember that I was really, really embarrassed to talk about my problems, until I got to college and found a really, really good support group of friends and in the Harry Potter community. For adults it is not as hard to talk about, because they have all ready come into their own as a person and they aren't as embarrassed to talk about stuff that bothers them. But, for kids, especially adolescents, oh my gosh, can you imagine how difficult it would be, if you were going bald and had to wear a hat to school every day and were embarrassed to tell your friends. I know how it feels and the Learning Center offers support, especially for adolescents and teens and young adults who are having lots of problems with trichotillomania. I don't really have much more to say, but if you want to learn more about trichotillomania or get involved or donate; you can visit the link in the sidebar. I hope this project for Awesome Day is wonderful for all of you guys and I hope you all find some new charities to support. And I'm so excited that I get to do a project for Awesome again, because it is one of my favorite YouTube videos of the year. So, yay, project for Awesome. |
VLOG171 | 4.8 | 3.6 | 4.6 | 3.9 | 4.6 | VLOG171 | 222.61 | 0.32853 | 1.1933 | 0.40431 | 3.6667 | 0.3195 | 0.79626 | 0.16215 | 0.024289 | 0.44503 | 6.1655 | 2.0279 | 0.008064 | 0.98394 | -0.00004 | 0.003915 | 0.27009 | 1.2427 | 0.55935 | 0.043872 | 0.45012 | 4.88723 | 0.009412 | 161 | 137 | 171 | Hey, YouTube. I'd just like to tell you two things that bother me. One, is -- well, I'll just give you a little introduction. One day at sailing, the -- somehow the subject of gays came up and bis and straights. And this one little said, "I know somebody who's gay. " And she said it, like, it was, like, amazing. And it was, like, she just like broke a world record. And, I'm like -- and I said, "Oh, aren't you special. " Because, I know many people who are gay. Well, look, I know many people who are gay, and they have to cope through so many things. And what I hate, absolutely hate, is how people say, "Oh, that's so gay. " Or because they don't like the fact that someone's gay, so they're like, "Oh, that's so gay, " instead of "Oh, that's so shitty. Oh, that's so crappy. Oh, that's garbage. Oh, I hate that. " Say that. Because you have no idea what these people have to go through every single day. Okay? I hope it's cool, with you guys. Number two. Yeah, I don't hate this as much, because this is their self hate. They -- they have to choose this. They have to choose. I can't tell them, 'cause I'm not sure what I actually understand what it is . I can't understand what these people are going through because if they want to cut themselves, then they have to be going -- I can't -- they -- they have to be going through something way harder than I knew. So I just, like, live life every day, and I'm all like, "Woo. Party. " But I can't understand what the thing that's going through these people's minds, because they truly are troubled and I can't help them. Well, I can, but. . . You? And me? We can help them. So, people who, like, cut themselves and self injure themselves; I don't really know what to say, 'cause I know many people who do that. Who cut. And they're all, like, some of them are really close friends. Some of them aren't. But, like, I know them, and if you know someone, then -- anyway, it's like they're in here. Somewhere you just know them. So don't just, like, blow them off, and let go of stereotops [sic. ] -- types -- and be like, "Oh, they're so anal. Oh, they cut themselves. " No. They can't bear with life, they can't cope with life. And it is pretty hard, if you ask me; and you should know. And you should -- you should know. Like, there's -- there's -- there's many of you out there, right now, on the earth, who can't deal with it. So they feel that to escape from it, they have to injure themselves. So, it's like relief. I don't know if you know what I mean. It feels good. . But it just like, to know that I know someone out there right now, or there is someone out there right now, that can't cope with life, that can't bear his life, and they feel that they just wanna die, and they -- their escape plan is to die. It not only hurts them, but they're affecting everybody around the world, because one person's pain is another person's pain. And so on it travels and echoes throughout the whole world. And I just thought I'd like to make that point out to all of you who -- Okay, so. Peace out YouTube. Oh, comment. Comment. And subscribe. That'd be cool. So, peace. I'll be seeing you guys later. |
VLOG172 | 2.9 | 5.6 | 5.6 | 3.8 | 4.7 | VLOG172 | 235.7 | 0.4375 | 0.97143 | 0.46776 | 3.4215 | 0.32523 | 0.69754 | 0.19969 | 0.013776 | 0.52631 | 2.3555 | 1.034 | 0.000782 | 1.0059 | -0.000003 | 0.00022 | 0.50805 | 2.6522 | 0.75167 | 0.025905 | 0.28341 | 6.215405 | 0.106061 | 110 | 147 | 172 | Hey guys. Um, so these past few days haven't been, um, the best, um, mainly because one of my friends, XXXX, he passed away on Monday. God, I don't even know if I should be making this right now. It's been pretty hard on all of us. It was especially hard for me 'cause -- I mean, I've never had anyone somewhat close to me die. I talked to him the night before 'til, like, midnight or something, and the funny thing was he just wouldn't stop complimenting me and -- and just -- he was just being so nice and I -- I just took everything for granted. It's really hard, because I never got to know him long enough, you know. I didn't have enough time to spend with him. We had all these plans to do all these different things and we'll never get to do them, you know what I mean? And he was my age, I mean -- it's way too young to die. In a short span of life I think he lived it up as much as he could, you know? When I was talking to him the night before , we made a plan to go on a date this weekend, but -- I'll just -- I'll be going to his funeral instead. He was going to go to fashion school. He had -- he had such a future. All he ever wanted to do was just see The Nutcracker. So it's been a tough couple few days, and my friends and I are getting by by helping each other, you know? So I just wanna say to all his family and friends who happen to watch this, um, my prayers are with you and him. Anyways, um, I'm sad because he was just the nicest guy you'll ever know. We'll all miss -- we'll all miss him a lot, very much. So yeah, sorry if I don't make any videos anytime soon. Life is not going so well right now, but we'll get by. Rest in peace, XXXX . And I promise, next time I see you we'll go on our date, and we'll go on our little photo adventure and all the things we planned to do. I promise. |
VLOG173 | 4.6 | 2.7 | 3.6 | 3.8 | 4.5 | VLOG173 | 173.93 | 0.33445 | 1.3222 | 0.41418 | 3.8681 | 0.27366 | 0.70035 | 0.16131 | 0.024434 | 0.79398 | 9.9945 | 3.7906 | 0.000548 | 1.4618 | -0.000002 | 0.000275 | 0.24406 | 2.4943 | 0.79008 | 0.043889 | 0.31675 | 5.89634 | 0.073528 | 160 | 178 | 173 | Hello, YouTube. It's XXXX here. I just realized I haven't made, like, sort of, proper, talky, video thing in a while. Well then, like me and XXXX made some other ones, so you can go on her account to watch that. So I'm gonna put up mine, but, no; it takes so long to load, and basically. Uh, yeah, sorry about clown makeup, by the way. I was doing a thing for my friend's media, so I was like, I'm gonna put on lipstick, and I'll be like the next colorful person or something. And then it turned out that I was going to become so the whole, like, lipstick -- it didn't really work. But, , I dunno. But yeah, so, um, basically, I've -- I'm still alive and stuff and I'm making videos, which is cool. And, um, two things I wanted to chat about 'cause they are both serious matters. Okay, first of all, the Galaxy adverts, that, you know, Galaxy chocolate. All of those dumb adverts are just women like, I love my chocolate; I'm gonna eat a whole bar of it. Like, every single woman, it's like, ever made, I swear. Like, correct me if I'm wrong; maybe there's been one where a guy has been like, I fucking love Galaxy. But most of them, if not all of them, are just these chicks, like, hiding their chocolate so other chicks can't steal it. Like the most recent one, where these women like, I love books and I love chocolate. And it's like, girls don't just eat chocolate. Like, we're not just crazy onto chocolate. Sorry. dodgy. Girls don't like weird, fucking, gonna be like, yeah, chocolate. Like, I dunno, it's just stupid, fucking stereotype and it irritates me a little bit. So it's just like -- I dunno maybe I'm just making a fuss over nothing -- but it's kinda like, can we not with the whole constantly being chicks fucking eating chocolate on their own. It's like we are not such bad people, seriously. Also another thing, I'll find it, 'cause -- I don't remember the link. My mate showed me; then he was gonna show me something else and then he found that, so he was like, watch it. But it's some guy called, I dunno; his mate was called Cougarman , but I think he was called Big Man. But they did some version of, um, , but the Cougman guy had the right idea. He was taking the call and saying like, what the fuck is my mate doing? I think it was on . But, Big Man guy, he was like doing some version of Lady Gaga just dance, but it's just basically him being like, pull your pants down, suck my dick, mirror me, I've got all my bitches and I'm going to change women now. And it's like, honey, for real, like, just from what I've seen with the whole drug and he's not much of a looker -- it's, like, there's one bit where he's just like, um -- uh, bitch, get all fumbled, I'm gonna find another girl to suck my dick. But it's like, be happy with the one, and you don't need to sing about it. It's like, congrats' that you are getting some action. Yeah, I'm -- I'm pleased for you and all that, but don't kill Lady Gaga, please. Her music is good. I like it. I don't want you to piss all over it with your crap. Pretty much. Like, as bitchy as that sounds, like, I'm sure he's a lovely person in real life, but, like, seriously; don't put that crap on the internet. No one wants to see it. And rich, coming from me, 'cause I'm putting a video of me just talking on the internet. But I'm not being unasked, and I'm not killing a good song, so just leave it. But, um, yeah. So that's two things that I found annoying. And, um, anyone watching this who wants good music to listen to, they should check out the Millionaires. They're pretty fierce. Wait, I'll play a bit of them now actually. Wait, finding it. Yeah, so this is them. And they're really awesome, and, um, yeah, I like them. And you should listen to them 'cause they'e really cute, and it's all pretty fierce, but yeah. I think that's about it and, um, I dunno; that's about it. Also a big shout out to XXXX, because she's fabulous and just because I've been talking to her and stuff and she's cute. And, um, can't really think of anything else to talk about, to be honest. Apart from that thing with the Pope, chatting about how condoms is increased the AIDS epidemic or something, like, don't know what he's all about. Like, once again, I'm have nothing against the Pope himself; it's just the second time something he said has been kind of silly, to say the least. But yeah, Pope needs to sort his things out, 'cause now everyone's going to be like, oh, if condoms makes the whole getting AIDS chance higher; I'm not going to use one. Then tons of people are gonna get AIDS, all because of the Pope. So like, yeah, I don't know what he thinks he's doing. And then some crazy bitch was on some show chatting about how condoms make AIDS worse as well, and it's -- it's -- it's silly basically. Like, yeah, please get your facts straight before you chat about that kind of thing on TV. And, um, hmm, yeah, I don't think I have anything else to talk about actually. Sorry, this video, me being like , but I dunno. Um, gonna stop fighting that. Yeah, I think that's about it really. Yeah, it's all happy YouTubing, guys. I'll make a more interesting video next time. Love. . |
VLOG174 | 3 | 3.4 | 4.2 | 5 | 3.9 | VLOG174 | 144.79 | 0.45877 | 0.93095 | 0.33029 | 3.895 | 0.29213 | 0.68874 | 0.18481 | 0.018438 | 0.98771 | 6.9206 | 4.6233 | 0.003375 | 2.2994 | -0.00001 | 0.003047 | 0.34535 | 1.6944 | 0.56495 | 0.036355 | 0.33342 | 5.686449 | 0.054711 | 142 | 171 | 174 | Welcome to blog number cinco. Number five of XXXX here today, to talk about my new glasses. Uh, this is a topic that may not interest most people, because it's not controversial, um, it's really not very interesting either, so I don't know why it would interest anyone, but this is what um, our board of two panelists decided that I was gonna talk about, so I just do what I'm told. Uh, basically what just happened is I went back in time from two thousand nine to nineteen fifty six by putting these glasses on, um, back to the ages when men were men and boys grew up to become men. Unlike today when boys will be boys is the model of our society. It was a proud time, a time of coal mining, hard hitting football players from places that mined coal. Uh, the good old days. I'm sure the Green Bay Packers were good at football, I don't know if Vince Lombardi was coaching, but good times, I really miss it, not that I was there for them. What else was happening? Oh, um, well, we must've been in the middle of the Cold War so that must've been kinda exciting, um, in our arms race with the Russians and our race to get to the moon which happened um, nineteen sixty four, something like that. I'm sure that was exciting, and people with glasses just like these, they designed those spaceships, they designed the computer systems. Maybe Neil Armstrong even wore glasses like this when he said, "That's one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind. " I don't know. Oh, and by the way, the moon landing was not fake, that's just a bunch of mumbo jumbo. I can't believe that people have the audacity to say that things like the lunar man -- landing and the Holocaust are fake -- never happened. That -- like especially the Holocaust, come on, that's six million people. Six million people massacred or some atrocious amount like that and you're trying to tell them that it didn't happen when they still have relatives today that are alive? Unreal. Can you be any more insensitive to these people? Just make me sick and I wanna throw up all over this web camera right now and just show you how disgusted I am by the fact that you would take away this historic event which -- just hide the atrocities so that we don't have to think about the atrocities of mankind and what they committed. I'm not saying that we should dwell on these, but to forget about them completely is worse than simply sitting around and not doing anything, because you're just gonna let it happen again. Um, because people won't know about it and they'll just become as intolerant and abusive of power as Adolf Hitler was. So as I was saying, got new glasses, hope you enjoy them as much as I do and uh, continue to rock. This is XXXX, vlogging off. |
VLOG175 | 3.7 | 5.8 | 5 | 4.9 | 4 | VLOG175 | 242.83 | 0.39658 | 1.3258 | 0.51656 | 3.6932 | 0.42819 | 0.67428 | 0.22648 | 0.026992 | 0.57438 | 7.4129 | 3.9799 | 0.00068 | 4.4877 | -0.000006 | 0.002022 | 0.34024 | 1.0661 | 0.47986 | 0.037799 | 0.45012 | 6.862566 | 0.150304 | 141 | 151 | 175 | Hey guys, it's Friday the thirteenth, and apparently Friday the thirteenth isn't a bad omen this time, um, because just got something in the mail and it's from XXXX. I knew she was sending it, but like, I was hoping it would get here, um, Thursday but it didn't, it just got here today. So, I'm gonna open it, and I looked on the back and you probably can't read that, but if you can, uh, the whole, uh, what would you do, the is kinda like an inside joke between the two of us, and it made me smile when I saw it. I was like eeeh. So, I'm going to open it. Find out what is inside. I know one of things, but it -- it feels thicker than I thought it would be. Oh geez, all kinds of little fun things in here. That's the look of a confused person. Okay, let's see. Oh, she told me she was writing a little letter. Thank you, you're adorable XXXX and I love you. She got me a Leakycon 2011 pen. She told me about that. Oh you know what, they were actually giving the -- ironically enough -- they were actually giving these booklets out to people, um, at Leakycon two thousand and nine, but now I have two. Oh, that's so fun. But wait, that makes me smile. And Bill's CD. Aww, I'm so excited. Bill is awesome. Ooh, hello CD. The little things inside broke, that's sad, that's why it popped out. That's okay, the case broke but the CD looks okay. Little piece of a case. And Bill signed it. I say I wish you could've come soon. Scribble. I'm pretty sure it says Bill Martin, but it -- it -- it looks like a little scribble. His -- his handwriting is a lot neater than Hank's is, though, so Bill wins on that front. The case broke, but the CD looks okay, that's okay. As long as the CD's okay, that's really the most important part. XXXX, thank you for this. That was really sweet of you, you're awesome and I love you. And I can't wait to listen to the CD and I have to find a good place for this pen, I don't know where. Gotta go somewhere though, 'cause I wanna be there. Aww, that was really sweet of you, thank you very much, you're adorable, thank you. Um, I really appreciate it and I will talk to you soon. But you know what the weird part is? Is the fact that the part that made me happiest was that it was from California and that XXXX touched it. Good times. |
VLOG176 | 5.1 | 5.8 | 6.1 | 6.4 | 5.1 | VLOG176 | 174.25 | 0.47761 | 1.18 | 0.38702 | 3.9659 | 0.21585 | 0.7115 | 0.16581 | 0.02154 | 0.67545 | 7.8909 | 2.8217 | 0.010708 | 0.75141 | 0.000043 | 0.003629 | 0.19123 | 2.1344 | 0.71166 | 0.054348 | 0.33342 | 7.144515 | 0.475712 | 115 | 167 | 176 | Okay internet, real quick. We're gonna do a little cooking Japanese lesson. My mother was kind enough to send me one of my favorite pasta dishes and it is shells and real aged cheddar from the -- came from the States. And so it's there and it's fine and I guess I'm gonna -- I'm gonna make it. It's been in my, um, pantry for about two months and -- you know it's pasta though so it's fine. So I made it. Here it is. Look at this. Oh yeah, this is -- I put some, uh, some potatoes and some carrots, yeah. This is the good stuff. But when I was cooking it, I realized, oh wait, I need to mix some milk with the powdered cheese and, uh, yeah, I need a quarter cup low fat milk. See? Right there. And, uh, it takes about eight to ten minutes to cook once it's at full boil so I was like eight to ten minutes? Seven Eleven is only three minutes away, I can do this. So you know, I go to Seven Eleven, I buy the product of choice which I was hoping would be milk but instead I grabbed this guy. This is another lesson in why I need to learn Japanese completely. It looks like milk, doesn't it, you got like white liquid pouring into glasses, yeah, it looks great. So I buy it, five hundred milliliters worth and I mix it with -- with the -- the cheese. Now the catch is that this is not milk, this is like sweet something and here's -- here's what I make of it. It says, uh, sheedoi which is white sheedoi, oisheedsa which I am assuming is like white deliciousness or something along those lines. New San king , so new San king, okay, could be milk. And then here in the yellow it says, cream cheese -- cream cheese. I did not bother to read that. So I guess it's not the fact that I couldn't read but that I was in a hurry to get back here and so I didn't read, and I just went by the pictures which is a bad choice. So what I got was sweet cream cheese juice which you know, is kind of good to drink, you know it's not bad, it sounds kind of nasty but it's all right so as a result I have instead of the average Annie's shells and real aged cheddar, I have sweet cream juice version of that. And, um, you know, I made a lot of it too. Ah. It's all right, it's -- it's kind of sweet, it's got this kind of funky side to it. You know, funky is good, so -- learn to read and be patient when trying to read. Peace. |
VLOG178 | 5.5 | 4.9 | 5.1 | 4.9 | 4.7 | VLOG178 | 198.33 | 0.37983 | 1.3549 | 0.49622 | 3.5522 | 0.30834 | 0.80718 | 0.12792 | 0.02311 | 0.64637 | 7.1477 | 3.4106 | 0.17176 | 0.65045 | -0.00074 | 0.045939 | 0.35326 | 1.8442 | 0.58416 | 0.034703 | 0.31675 | 5.238913 | 0.051292 | 133 | 168 | 178 | Oh my, it's XXXX. Ho ho ho! XXXX Video VLOG. Hello, everybody, welcome to a new edition -- a special holiday edition of the cyber front porch, you back on the front porch with me. My name is XXXX. Yes, listen to my voice, you have to deal with it. Um, I've been battling bronchitis and a touch of pneumonia and all kinds of crap. For the last, like, two weeks, I've been sick. Now I feel good enough to actually make a video so that's what I'm doing because I had something I wanted to talk about. What I want to talk about is the Christmas Card Swap Shoppe. Over in the side bar over yonder, doot doot, you'll find an address to send me a Christmas card. If you send me a Christmas card, I'll send you a Christmas card back. In this Christmas card you will find a very special recipe of my grandmother's. Just like I did last year I'm sending out another special recipe and I plan on doing this every year. So if you wanna wanna share in the recipe, you've gotta send a card. If you don't want to send a card, just send me an email, private message me, or email right here billyctv at gmail dot com, and I will send you a copy of the recipe to you with a little typed Happy Holidays from me to you. So you don't have to waste a stamp on little old me. It's up to you, whatever you want to do. But I prefer a card because you see this wall behind me? I'm gonna put all the cards back there as I get them. I've already got a couple. Um, Alleycat nine eight five six and cabbalaca both have sent me cards, and I've got some more I'm sure over in the PO Box, but I just haven't been there yet because I ain't been feeling good. Anyhow, how's everybody doing? You doing your Christmas shopping? Everything okay? Everybody feeling sporty? Holiday? Well, I'm getting into the holiday spirit. I've got to, uh, start making a few more videos now that I can talk and I'll break out my Santa Claus hat and I'll try to share in fellowship and share the holidays with you. As any and most of you know who followed me for any amount of time, you understand that Christmas is one of my favorite times of the year. Absolutely positively a great time of the year for me. Not only a good time of year but I gain a few pounds. Ho ho ho ho ho ho! That's my inner Claus. Ha ha ha! Anyhow, well anyhow. Oooh. I don't know what to say. I've been missing. I haven't made any videos in a while, I'm sorry. I kinda feel like I'm letting those folks down that watch me. But it's the holidays and I'm gonna try to make it up to you. Also, if you've been following my blog, my website, www dot XXXX dot com, uh, you'll see that I've been posting holiday recipes and stuff over there so go check it out, go check it out. What else is going on? Um, nothing. I'm going to do more videos soon, so keep watching. Uh, again, don't forget the Christmas Card Swap Shoppe, I would love to share Christmas cards with you. You know, a lot of you live far, far away and it's a way for me to share my Christmas spirit with you. You know, and sure we can get over here and make videos and we can send emails, but there's nothing like getting a card with a very special gift from me to you, uh, that used to belong to my grandmother. So there you go. How about that? Happy Holidays, everybody. Merry Christmas. What is it? It's fifteen days Christmas, fourteen days Christmas eve, and two days 'til my birthday. Whoo, I'm gonna be forty five. Oh my God. You all be well, you be blessed. Remember, a smiling face makes the world a better place. Happy Holidays. And you know, do me a favor - if you can spare anything, give something to someone the holiday season, especially those that don't have anything. Thank you much, talk to you soon. Tata for now, ho ho ho! |
VLOG179 | 5.9 | 5.5 | 3.3 | 5.1 | 5.1 | VLOG179 | 251.52 | 0.24589 | 1.5781 | 0.46633 | 3.4777 | 0.43453 | 0.80083 | 0.16287 | 0.027784 | 0.39343 | 6.912 | 4.0034 | 0.003766 | 2.082 | -0.000011 | 0.002738 | 0.27358 | 1.5613 | 0.6247 | 0.043126 | 0.40011 | 7.500296 | 0.351523 | 124 | 190 | 179 | Ah! , hey guys, so I'm glad to say that I'm home in Las Vegas, Nevada, visiting for the weekend. It feels awesome. And this is my doggie Lizzy , yeah, yeah Lizzy. She's named after me. Don't -- don't get it too wrong, opp, she cute, opp she's bangs, ah. Okay, so, let's catch you up on the DL. There's -- there's not too much going on, but I'm just excited to me home in Vegas. What are you doing? . I'm just so excited. Like, I was driving home and I got here in, like, three hours 'cause I was speeding. I was going, like, eighty five. That is kind of dangerous, in the dark, but I'm about to go to lunch with uh, some friends, Alex and Harrison . I'm excited to see them. And then I'm getting a massage and then, huh, it's -- I should go to my dinner. Yeah, she missed me. I missed her. It's been a long fricking time. But anyways I'm happy to be home. I just got to the chiropractor fixed my back because of all of my back problems and what not and then, whoo, she crazy. Crazy bananas. But a -- I -- I need to make cooler blogs. I don't know how to make blogs, so if you want to help me out -- I've been, like, researching trying to figure out better ways to make them, but I just, like, maybe I'm not that entertaining or something because I always thought that I was entertaining but then I look at other peoples and it's, like, they're twenty thousand times more entertaining and I got nothing. That's why I only get, like eighty, views. Eighty, that's, like, nothing. You guys better watch my videos. Watch my videos and subscribe to that pointy box over there. I think that's right, over there. And um, yes, so much stuff has been going on, it's insane. I am just awesome. That's all I have got to say, is that I'm just so awesome. Yeah, so I'm talking to a guy. That's all I'm going to say about that but he's pretty hot. But this weekend is going to be a blast. I'm probably going to blog but I just wanted to say how awesome it is to be home. Awesome, awesome. I say these words and I never stop saying them at all. I want to show you guys my room. Pink, there's a lot of pictures on my fitting bag over there, yeah, representing. I've got to do homework this weekend. Not too exciting, ahh. You -- so I'm picking up my bike. That's the main reason why I came down here so I could get up my bike and so I could go ride. So if you're in LA downtown and you ride a six gear call me because I need someone to ride with, please. All right, I'm going to edit this and put it on YouTube. Yeah, I'm bored. Before lunch, lahhh, we'll see. If you want my mouth, don't you? Don't you? Loo l'loo l'looo, you -- what are you looking at? What are you looking at? |
VLOG180 | 4.1 | 4.3 | 3 | 3.7 | 4.9 | VLOG180 | 248.43 | 0.2341 | 1.2059 | 0.41536 | 3.5639 | 0.44062 | 0.73221 | 0.22299 | 0.035045 | 1.1265 | 7.2584 | 6.514 | 0.008933 | 1.8724 | -0.00009 | 0.007014 | 0.24678 | 1.1409 | 0.49453 | 0.045847 | 0.43345 | 7.143397 | 0.27178 | 137 | 161 | 180 | I'm talking like this 'cause . This is for us to video. I don't know what that is. I don't know what to say. Think it's in the sidebar. Do you think we're going in the right direction? The reason I'm supporting -- I'm not quite sure really if what they're doing -- I mean -- is a charity. They're raising money, they call for donations. But I don't know if it's a charity. What I'm supporting is the uniform project. The woman who's doing the project dresses in the same dress every day. For three hundred sixty five days with different things around it. So in a way, everything but the dress is an accessory, even pants and tights. Everything is an accessory to that dress. This is basically her every day with the same dress as her black dress. I suck at this. This is what I get for not being prepared . Yeah, this is a model pose right there. Funds raised in the program go to the Kontra Foundation. It's for the education of children in India. So far they've raised enough money for one hundred eighteen kids to go to school. If you donate in December, eBay will match your donation up to fifteen thousand dollars for the dollar. So if you donate one hundred and fifty five dollars -- I'm pretty sure -- I mean -- eBay is also gonna donate one hundred and fifty five dollars. It's for a great cause. Kids definitely should go to school and raising money to help someone so they can go to school is just really fantastic, because even though a lot of people are like ugh, school, well you probably have a lot more opportunities now that you have gone to school or that you are going to school, and life is probably going to be a lot easier for you because you went to school. Just saying. It's not a fact. It's just an opinion, but helping these kids go to school will help them be able to achieve more greatness in life. And also decrease world's suck. And hey, who doesn't love decreasing the world's suck. I mean add more awesome to this world. And I think we're probably doing this wrong, but -- that's basically it. She um -- she -- Look what I just found. Thing's monstrous. So even if you don't donate, just check it out. |
VLOG181 | 5.5 | 4.5 | 2.4 | 4.5 | 4.7 | VLOG181 | 183.01 | 0.51958 | 1.0431 | 0.3549 | 4.0213 | 0.20448 | 0.65627 | 0.16817 | 0.024347 | 0.82752 | 8.6769 | 3.437 | 0.033741 | 1.1933 | -0.000207 | 0.012456 | 0.2702 | 1.6817 | 0.53268 | 0.044567 | 0.31675 | 6.40738 | 0.083551 | 154 | 145 | 181 | So Mr. XXXX here got to experience old people driving for a day. Ah, so yesterday I had to go to the grandfather and XXXX, to go get a car, and my grandpa was chauffeuring us -- -- chauffeuring -- -- Chauffeuring us, see I can't even focus. I can't focus. Cha -- chauffeuring us to the, uh, little repair shop, and uh, so, we're half way there and everything's going okay and I'm all proud of him that we haven't killed anyone. We haven't run over any squirrels or dogs. -- But he almost broke the mirror off - he didn't even see that. Oh, we're going an' the -- the set up of the intersection is, like, there's a left hand turn lane that's going straight, and a right. And we're about fifty feet back --- okay, so there's no left hand turn lane yet, but my grandpa was like, alright, we're gonna make our own lane. So he goes on the left of the cars going up - so we're heading into oncoming traffic. And there are these cars pulling out of like, CVS and stuff, and we're going up and whatever and I'm just like oh my gosh, oh my God, oh my God. And there's this minivan that decides to do the same exact thing we did, that's right in front of us. So he starts to do that. We stop. Then there's this other car wanting to cut in front of us - it's an entire mess. My grandfather's like, ah, what's going on? Yeah, but you missed the fact that it was close. We -- I mean that van pulled out like, like, a foot from -- -- I closed my eyes, I closed my eyes. I said holy shit, we're gonna die. This van was like, it was close, I mean, he pulled out like a foot in front of us. Uh, so uh, yeah, we -- we're squeezing on by and people are staring at us. There was an SUV that wanted to take a left in front of us and we were in their way and everything. And we finally get in the actually -- right -- we actually get in the left hand turn lane, finally, and all of a sudden -- I love you -- -- Okay then it's time, like, the light's changing, and all these cars just blowing by us honking their horns, and not just like ar, ar, no, arrrrr, arrrrr. And the whole time, the whole time grandpa's got his head down, and like covered his face, and every car, it's like he can see in his face -- I actually heard him go oh my God -- and every car that goes by he's like, thinking is that it? Finally? And it's like one after another, there had to be like five cars just, and it's just like, from the back of the car all the way past it they're on the horn, each one of them. Every one, like -- arrrrrrrr, arrrrrrrr, you know one after another with the horn. And the oncoming cars were honking -- Oh God, ah, and then the funniest thing is he just, he just blows the whole thing off. And we actually - our plan was to go to McDonald's to steal some internet and he goes oh, we missed McDonald's back there. That was so awkward he'd go I'll turn around cos you were like no. Oh my God. Ahh, yes so don't drive with old people. Unless you have your camera going. I did have the camera with me, but this all happened so fast that it was just like holy crap -- So we bo you almost lost two bloggers that day. Yeah, we almost died. Well you'd have lived, I think. I think your grandpa and I, we were on the one side -- Yeah, you guys were on the death side. I was on the okay I'll live. I'll crawl out the window. Uh oh That is horrible. |
VLOG182 | 3.8 | 3.6 | 3 | 3.8 | 4.8 | VLOG182 | 139.31 | 0.59478 | 0.9236 | 0.39164 | 3.7679 | 0.27895 | 0.71899 | 0.20492 | 0.016379 | 0.84189 | 4.4572 | 3.2101 | 0.051856 | 1.0442 | -0.000361 | 0.020593 | 0.23708 | 1.8095 | 0.6335 | 0.048421 | 0.35009 | 7.189007 | 0.261399 | 146 | 158 | 182 | Hey, YouTube. It's XXXX, and uh, before I get going on what I actually want to talk about, there is one thing I do want to talk about before that, and that is my return to YouTube. I am coming back. I am going to post as many views as I can. I have a couple of videos ready to be uploaded, and then yede, yede, blah, blah, blah. Um, yeah, so I need to do that and I will do it uh, this weekend, hopefully, and post those next week during my spring break, but that is not what I wanted to talk about. Now it isn't a matter of fact I am doing word accents, or about the fact that I am adjusting my laptop. Or about the fact that I moving, so I can grab what I wanted to talk about. What I wanted to talk about is this Pocky, but not the strawberry flavored Pocky, because I really don't like the strawberry flavored, uh. So um, big thanks to Kevin for, eh, running this part of my video, because, eh, I want to use the original flavor of Pocky for this, but all I have left is my strawberry because he stole the last three pieces of it today, so thanks. I hate you. And I really dislike the strawberry flavor. So, yeah. I am just gonna sit here and eat my crappy strawberry flavored Pocky. Wish I had some original flavored. Make me so mad sometimes. Uh, I been -- now that I am done sulking. Uh, so Pocky, if you don't know is -- it's kind of like a cookie in a way. It's kind of like -- yeah, it's like this. This is a strawberry flavored Pocky stick. Uh, they come in packages like this. You can actually buy them at, like, super Walmarts. I didn't know this until, like, yesterday. They're not -- why did I say yesterday? Um, I must be tired. Um, it's last Saturday because I had been looking for Pocky, like, forever and I could never find it and the only place I -- I mean, I spent three years looking for it and never found it until I went to a Borders, and, uh, they were selling it at this Borders, so I bought, like, a box, along with -- uh, where did it go -- this book. I love this book. Uh, it's full of little cats. Um, just looking through here. Where my cheese burger? Where my Pocky? Where's my original flavored Pocky, huh, huh? Yeah, XXXX, you owe me a box. Mm, I'm angry. Mm, I'm going to look through here and then -- what am I doing? I -- I'm doing a video, not -- not -- I'm sorry, I'm bored. So I went to this Borders and I bought that I Can Has Cheezeburger book, and um, some original flavored Pocky -- I bought one box of it, and it was amazing. And then it was, like, in January, I think. I spent months up -- this is like April. It wasn't until like March I found some again, and there was only, like, one box in Borders. I mean, last time I was there they had, like, one of the by stands and they had, like, a bunch of it on there. And then I went there and then I found this one box on a bottom shelf of -- in the monger section, which made me kind of -- made me kind of ma ad. I'm gonna talk in a weird accent like this for the rest of my video. Huh, it's kind of like an Australian accent in a way, sounds really weird. Anyways enough of the accent. Um, so I was kind of mad about that because I had been waiting months and months and months and months to get up to this Borders again to buy some Pocky and I only got the one box. And they didn't have any more, so I was, like, okay, I'll just come some other time and get some. And so I went to Walmart and we're going down on the Asian cuisi -- cuisi -- cuisine -- is that even a word, cuisine, cuisine? Yeah, Asian cuisine section and I looked down, like, oh my God, is that -- why is there Pocky here? They had, like, one of those, you know, little box deals. I don't know, I can't really do it, my webcam doesn't let me do that kind of stuff. Uh, it was, like, one of those little box sleigh deals and it was full of Pocky. I'm, like, oh my God. So I bought, like, a bunch of Po -- a few boxes of the original flavor, so I had, like, four of the original and I got one box of strawberry. I really don't like the strawberry that well. It takes like a cross between strawberry yogurt and strawberry ice cream. It's not that I don't mind strawberry ice cream, it just doesn't taste good when it's on Pocky. So I was kind of, like, mad today when I lost the last three pieces of my Pocky. So now I gotta buy some more original flavor. And I was looking up on Wikipedia and they actually have some really weird flavors, which is, like uh, honey, grape, um, tangerine, five fusion berry -- whatever that is -- banana, coffee, caramel, marble royal milk tea -- whatever that is -- melon milk, honey and mi -- what? Uh, why is -- oh, honey and milk. I was gonna say -- uh, cream cheese, berry, sweet potato, crush -- which is like crunchy cracker pieces in the chocolate -- pineapple, pumpkin, hazelnut, um, soy bean flour, Brazilian pudding, blueberry and green tea. Those are some of the weird flavors that I have not seen ever. And if I did this when I was reading, that is because of my eyes. They are strange like that. I -- kind of do this when I am reading sometimes, I don't know why. I just do it. But yeah um, so you can buy these at, like -- like, super Walmarts in the Asian cuisine aisle. They are like a dollar thirty -- no, no, they are not a dollar thirty three. They are a dollar nine at Walmart. They are a dollar thirty three at like Borders, so, yeah. So a big thanks to XXXX for ruining this video for me. Thanks a lot, XXXX. Uh, so yeah, that should be it. Oh my, what is -- what's that? What's that? It's not full; it's always been not full. . It's always been more slow. |
VLOG183 | 4.4 | 4.7 | 4.2 | 5.1 | 4.1 | VLOG183 | 265.18 | 0.55794 | 0.73736 | 0.21361 | 4.1164 | 0.17413 | 0.53277 | 0.16662 | 0.018137 | 1.1 | 7.7439 | 3.8047 | 0.001251 | 1.4989 | 0.000013 | 0.000973 | 0.3746 | 1.7636 | 0.64684 | 0.03299 | 0.36676 | 6.229471 | 0.079536 | 148 | 151 | 183 | Hello everyone, and welcome to Wednesday; Thursday. Hello everybody, and welcome to Thursday. So, this is . Uh, see, it -- it's getting a little better. It -- it's looking real good. Before it was just like, it was fat, but it looks good now. And my name is, uh -- has become a lot more of a conversational piece because people actually look at it now. Uh, because before when I said my name, it was just like I said it and nobody really asked me any questions, 'cause it wasn't on the table, sort of thing. So now, everyone of my the tables asks me the question, "Oh, is that XXXX? " I'm like -- sometimes I just just say, yeah. If I'm XXXX, my name is XXXX. It's XXXX. Doesn't matter . Got rid of this desk in my room, so my room is bigger now; and now I have just one big desk. Oh, yeah. My room is bigger now, because I have a small room to begin with. I began to notice recently that I've been contracting a -- an obsession to ties, as, um, I bought five more ties. They just look so cool, but it's the only part of my uniform that's different than everybody else's, and I like to have -- like having a good amount of ties. I finally conjured enough money to go and buy Farm Worker Two. I'm gonna go do that as soon as I'm done making this video, um, because I had to return it four days ago, and now I'm having withdrawal from the video game. So I need to go make a purchase. Today is the sixteenth of December, which leaves only nine days before Christmas. And, um, I was thinking should not buy people things for Christmas. They should just buy people gift cards or things, or just give people money. Because the value of your money is ten times better after Christmas anyways. So what's the point of spending more before? Just, like, two or three days; you just might as well wait. So I went to work the other day, and there's like two forty year old women and their two sixteen year old sons. And both of the women were drunk. They had just been drinking wine, since they -- they were on the wait to be sat at a table. They're sitting at the bar drinking, and then when they got to my table, they'd had -- don't you love just finding things in your mouth, like -- they're uh -- they're drinking their wine, and, um, "Do you all -- do you 'all like nuts? " Because I wasn't going to talk about the desert, but nuts isn't like nuts. The lady goes, "Well, are you talking about the nuts on the food? " And I was just like, did this lady really just say this to me? And her sixteen year old son is like, "Mom, that is so inappropriate. " And then I said, "That's what I was thinking. " But then I proceeded to telling her that I thought it was funny that she had said that, because it was really off the wall, I was not expecting her to make a joke about my nuts. But that shows people for you when they're drunk. On that note, I'm going to see you all later, maybe this week, if I decide to make a video, um. Bye. |
VLOG184 | 5 | 6.5 | 5.1 | 6.2 | 4.7 | VLOG184 | 241.68 | 0.18847 | 1.4239 | 0.33869 | 3.4752 | 0.36518 | 0.77877 | 0.1397 | 0.026062 | 0.29831 | 4.7874 | 2.3728 | 0.008674 | 1.3331 | -0.000049 | 0.003331 | 0.2389 | 1.5172 | 0.58176 | 0.046768 | 0.38344 | 6.852376 | 0.375622 | 132 | 160 | 184 | That's the reason, why do I try to speak out, girl like no know one could hear me. I want to belong here, but something is still so wrong here. Hello, YouTube. Oh boy, has a lot has happened since I made my last video. If you follow my videos you all ready by now be able to tell that this is another background then the one I've usually got in my videos and there's one very simple reason to that I moved -- -- Grew up in a small town and when the rain would fall down I'd just stair out my window. Dream what love could -- 'Til I touch the sky. Make a wish, take a chance, make a change and break away. Right. That was a little montage of clips and photos that I took while we were moving and I just really wanted to use that song as a background because I think it's quite fitting. Anyway I'm here now and I officially don't live at home anymore. I left Lemme , the second biggest city of Denmark and I live here with my sister, the wonderful Marie . And I would give you a tour of our apartment, but there's still some moving mess around. I've got box down there and the kitchen still need some work and Marie's room isn't done at all, so that will have to wait. And the reason behind my move is that I'm going to start attending university in September and in Denmark you start university on September the first and you get your acceptance letter from the university on July the thirteenth. So yeah, that means that today I got my acceptance letter. This is the letter. And if you don't understand Danish then here it says and that means I'm accepted to university. So as of September the first, I'm going to be studying political science. Yeah, I know that some may think that that sounds boring, but I'm really hope that it isn't because that was my favorite subject in high school and so, yeah. All right, so I have covered my move and my acceptance letter, but those two are the only new things that has happened in my life. I also got a job. And actually I wasn't planning on getting a job at all, but then my sister in law has a sister in law, I know that sounds silly, and she recommended me for a cleaning job at a hospital that's just near by so I couldn't really say no because it pays pretty okay and it's only every third weekend and I could use the money. Moving, acceptance letter, getting a job, I got a fourth thing too. I got a niece and I haven't seen her yet, but I'm going to tomorrow and I have only seen a little picture of her and -- that I have got on my cell phone. And yay, now I have got two nephews and one niece and I think that it's just perfect. So as you can understand, my life has been eventful these past days and yeah, I think I'm happy. Oh, as a fifth thing that has happened I have cut my bangs. I've got a bad habit of cutting my own hair and it just ends up looking ridiculous. So, I don't like my hair right now, but I have time to cut it before school starts. |
VLOG186 | 5.5 | 5.2 | 4.6 | 4.9 | 5.1 | VLOG186 | 230.32 | 0.25286 | 1.5393 | 0.50319 | 3.5109 | 0.34962 | 0.81313 | 0.14351 | 0.027608 | 0.58674 | 7.1795 | 4.5892 | 0.002388 | 1.568 | -0.000021 | 0.001522 | 0.30246 | 1.9162 | 0.67085 | 0.041352 | 0.35009 | 6.01178 | 0.127572 | 128 | 199 | 186 | Sensor all books, point at things! So summer is here, most people that means, you know, like relaxing and having fun. No, I have to get another job. I am pretty much like a UPS man now. A lot of you had had me on MySpace, probably like three hundred of you or so 'cause I know I don't know most of MySpace friends, but I guess MySpace is this new IM thing that automatically appears in front of my screen. So if you want to, I'm always on MySpace and it always startles me when people just randomly, bading din, message me but I will always talk back, always. So feel free to message me. Obviously, I don't go to school. So what else am I going to do? MySpace. If you noticed, the fish tank noise is gone because I just filled up my fish tank for you. Don't thank me or anything, whatever. Last time I did make a video, I had six hundred sixty six subscribers. I know, creepy, and I now have nine hundred sixty seven, so that's, uh, three hundred and one more. So welcome, this is pretty much all I do. And after that statement, I am back to six hundred sixty six. So I want to talk about Swine Flu, an epidemic that is just all over the country. People are dying left and right. The Mexican baby died, you know. I know it is not super huge in the media, the newspapers and everything like it was maybe two weeks ago, but I didn't make a video two weeks ago -- so, today is two weeks ago. Well, just in case you might think that you have Swine Flu, I am going to put a link in the sidebar, I'm don't know which way it is -- a link in the sidebar that you can click on and see if you have Swine Flu. This has concerned me ever since I was a child, um -- would somebody please tell me if they have a tongue like I do? That only looked incredibly retarded but, uh, yeah, I have like, a little crease in it -- and it -- and I don't know why. So the new Star Trek movie came out like what, two weeks ago, a week and a-half ago, I have seen four times. More importantly, the movie is incredible and if you haven't seen it you should go see it. It is really, really good. Olson -- he's the one who goes down to blow up the thing, sorry if I am spoiling it. Anyway he has the red shirt. He dies. I thought that it was really cool that they put that in there. Most of the comments that I get on my videos are really, you know, favorable and then I get some bad ones but comments -- I read all of them by the way -- um, comments that I get that are like, I can't believe that you don't have a boyfriend and the blah, b blah, b blah, b blah. It's because I want a girlfriend. I'm kidding, no. It's my personality that -- I have tried my entire life -- and I'm in a wheelchair-- to be caller number nine or six or one through eighty, but I never get anywhere. I finally won tickets. And guess what I won tickets to? The beard and mustache world championship -- I think that I am going to die alone with cats and a bunch of you are too, so don't feel bad for me. Everybody loves a cat -- I'll still go. I don't even care. I'll go. So yeah, there's hope for you. So go out there and find someone, and if that person you have to gag and just throw into your van and to get, you know what things have to be done. You have to take chances. In, like, criminal record sort of chances. Another trend that is no longer a trend but since I haven't made a video, I'll talk about it. Is whatever her name is, large lady using things very well -- Britain's Got Talent. I don't care. I am sick to death listening to people say, oh, oh, she can sing so well, blah, b blah, b blah, but really, just because she is ugly we are suddenly going to talk about her? I mean come on, ugly people have skills too, you know, if anything we're demeaning her by saying she shouldn't be able to sing because she's ugly. It is a horrible stare -- I mean, if we say that we might as well say, oh, she can walk? I didn't know that ugly people can walk. Did that girl just graduate high school? She's ugly; I didn't know that ugly people knew anything. In fact let's broaden that, any reality show, period. I don't care about. They are people -- in fact I see repeat people. People who would be on one reality show and then would be on another reality show that is completely unconnected. These people are probably just actors that are trying to get their name out there and here they are acting like they are human beings. Actors are not human beings. Look at Tom Cruise. Some kids at school have been giving me crap about having a YouTube account and they are probably watching this, get Reese who ever else. Anyway, they say everybody who watches me is a total perv and I would like to disagree. Only like seventy eight percent of them are total pervs. So, what is that? Seventy eight, so twnety -- twenty two percent are, you know nice people. And I bet all of that twenty two percent is watching right now and I bet that seventy eight percent is just unsubscribing or staring at my chest. I don't know. I don't know but it's happening right now. Another little weird thing is that I won tickets on the radio. You call in and you win things. I have tried my entire life to call in and be caller number nine or six or one eighty, but I never get it. Well I finally won tickets, and guess what I won tickets to? The beard and mustache world championship. I'll still go. I don't even care. I'll go. |
VLOG187 | 4.7 | 2.5 | 3.1 | 2.8 | 5.7 | VLOG187 | 167.37 | 0.4766 | 0.95173 | 0.38431 | 3.7539 | 0.25072 | 0.68007 | 0.20105 | 0.019972 | 1.0813 | 6.3511 | 3.7613 | 0.000686 | 2.3526 | -0.000033 | 0.001535 | 0.18154 | 1.5898 | 0.58309 | 0.058097 | 0.36676 | 7.722754 | 0.447279 | 110 | 177 | 187 | The fuck how I -- uch. I look orange. I do not wash to be orange, thank you, magic computer. I do not want to be orange. How do I change the fucking -- whatever. Technology is such a fucking nuisance. I hate it. I don't want to be fucking orange. Oh, damn you. I look , if I may say so. Oh, look at my lovely nails. Lovely nails. Um, I'm going out for the first time, like, in a million fucking years. Um, so um, I'm going to try and bring my camera along not forget and, like, possibly you shall all be invited to come with me. Possibly, possibly. We shall see, we shall see. Um, so there's no light, but that's okay. Um, whatever, whatever. So basically, I didn't make a video yesterday 'cause I was, like, fuck this, and nothing's really going on lately, which is kind of awesome. Um, honestly, this -- I'm loving this whole, like, how there's, like, no structure anymore. This is what I've always um, seen for this channel. I never really was so big on the whole five awesome trys -- five days. One day for each person and one post on their day and so much blah la la -- I think I'd rather just post when feel like it and when they actually have things to say 'cause otherwise you just get A, people sitting there with nothing to talk about or people who just don't post. Yes. I would never obviously do such things, but other people might. Possibly, maybe. Um, you like my rings? I bought -- I bought th -- this one when I was in New York. I quite enjoy the lady. Lovely rose ring. This one was two dollars and it turns my finger green which is lovely, lovely. Yeah, I like -- okay, I'm going to stop my post. Pimping myself out on the internet. Um, I'm really upset that I'm orange, though. Okay, so I just spent two minutes talking about what might upset my friends. Um, whatever. There's nothing to talk about. Um, yeah, I basically, like, I'm about to go out and I just, like, was, like, well I'll use my video, so I'm going to turn on the camera and -- and have a uh, extreme consciousness as it were. Um, I'm really enjoying all of these massive, massive, massive long videos. Um, yeah. Lady, Rosie and -- and Jonathan . I was quite amused -- quite, quite amused, by your, sort of, slow decline into nonsensical myth. Well, no, you made sense. It was just more, like, I mean, it's just got very creative or something. It was kind of cool to watch. Like -- like, have it documented um, and such, yes. As someone who doesn't really drink or smoke or do anything like that, but, um, yeah. So, yeah. This is basically the most fascinating three minutes of your life. Don't fucking even lie about it. Um, oh so, New York. That's what I should talk about. So, yeah. Um, uch, strange, strange times, strange times. Seeing my family again for, like, ages -- oh fuck, there goes my thing. Kind of weird, um, but, like, what the hell? I got a free trip to New York, so that's good. Um, can you see a little -- no, you can't. It's so hard to tell, when you're doing make up, like, what's going to look really, really subtle even when it looks really glaring and dramatic when you're this far away from the mirror and you're doing it to yourself. Yes, and so, um, I have, like, a little glitter eye liner. That's what I was talking about. So, whatever. Um, yeah. Ew, I look so fat, what the fuck? Oof, maybe it's my hair. I need to cut it. Oh my God, stop fucking talking about your fucking appearance. Gee whiz, I'm pissing myself off. Um, oh yeah. So I was um, kind of um, I'm -- I'm very bad at documenting things. I'm one of those irritating people who brings a camera and then doesn't turn it on ever. So I -- I want really wanted to make a video with my sister when I was in New York, but I didn't end up doing it. Um, partly because I just was preoccupied with other things that was going on and partly 'cause, like, she doesn't even know what channel, so I'm kind of, like, um. Yeah, I told one friend about it, like, a couple months in and then, like, she stopped watching it a while ago. I was, like, oh, great, thanks. So, yeah, apparently um, assuming she doesn't watch it then nobody knows about anymore. Which I like. Otherwise I'd feel kind of, like, censored and weird, yes. Um, I'm sorry. I'm just, like, really obsessed with this, like, silvery pearl colored nail polish. I think it's really, really pretty. Yes, quite enjoys it. Um, wow, I'm in a conceited mood apparently, apparently, apparently. Um, so um, yeah. Um, so yeah, anyway, so I -- I, like, have a couple -- I might try to throw some stuff together from New York, but I didn't really record anything. I have a couple pictures . Also a picture of my sister, like, her um, her -- her graduation. Um, and that's about all I had so I don't really have anything for you guys. I'm sorry. Sorry, sorry, sorry. Well, obviously it wasn't a very exciting trip. It was basically, like, weirdness. Basically I just wanted to see my sister again and kind of reconnect with her 'cause, like, she's really the only person in my family that has still any kind of contact with and I was kind of, like, not really. If I need to cut you out of my life, so that's fine, but I just need to, like, know if that's what's going on or if I should still, like, wait for you or whatever. 'Cause it was just all very confusing. She graduates high school this year. It's a very kind of schmaltish time, I suppose, so I'm just going hang around and see, like, what she's going to do. Shop and lovely sorts of things. It's all a bit up in the air, but um, yeah. It's kind of a -- she might come out -- come out east to somewhere near where I am, but she's staying in Vancouver apparently. Um, but that's fine. Um, yeah. Family, actually devil, you. Deffers. Ouch. Um, yeah. Oh, it was my birthday, too. Wait, I don't think I want to say that, but apparently, I just did, so. It was my birthday on the second which was Tuesday, I believe. Tuesday. Um, I did very, very little; as little as possible. It was my roommate's birthday the day before and so I was, like, drinking with them and I don't really do partying two days in a row which is good so I done with drinking. 'Kay, this is just going downward, so I'm going to, like, go now. Um, but yeah, hopefully you'll appreciate that I'm, like, put something on 'cause I feel bad. I -- I don't know. Feels like there's nothing really -- yeah. Oh, I'm finally done in school, too. I had my last exam on Thursday of last week, so I'm finally done in school 'cause it's summer. I might take summer school, but we'll see. We'll see, we'll see, we'll see. Okay, I'm going to go now 'cause I'm just boring everyone. So, goodbye and -- and yes, comment please. |
VLOG189 | 3.6 | 4.4 | 4.9 | 4.7 | 3.6 | VLOG189 | 246.46 | 0.55772 | 1.0002 | 0.52892 | 3.1615 | 0.55798 | 0.55885 | 0.30276 | 0.015964 | 0.39872 | 2.1871 | 0.66861 | 0.000702 | 1.852 | -0.000011 | 0.000329 | 0.29525 | 0.69748 | 0.31395 | 0.04503 | 0.45012 | 5.846106 | 0.072508 | 111 | 171 | 189 | Hey guys, it's XXXX. I know it's been a while since I updated. I'm sorry, I have just been so, so busy. Um, I think I mentioned in my last post that my company is going through a system conversion, and that's been not a nightmare, but just -- just extremely busy. I'm working twelve hour days and it's been, um -- it's been torture. But, I've been making it through. Um, this year my daughter also started high school, so I've been very busy, um, with her as well. But, everything's going good, you know. Um, let's see -- as far as my update, you just say me weighing myself in. So as of today, September thirteenth, I weigh two seventy one. Um, so that's a total of forty four pounds lost. Um, I'm extremely happy with that. Um, September ninth I celebrated my three months, um, since getting the on June ninth. And, so that's forty four pounds in three months, so that's pretty good and I'm happy with that. Um, let's see -- as far as what size I wear, I was wearing a twenty four. Now I'm a solid twenty, but I -- I am getting into some eighteens, um, depends on where I buy 'em from. Ashley Stuart I could wear an eighteen lean brown, I can an eighteen. Entorit , I still wear a twenty. I'm still pretty top heavy. I'm still pretty wide across here, so I'm still wearing an eighteen twenty. Um, you know twenty shirts up here, but my bottoms are getting, um -- are getting smaller. So, um, I need to really start focusing on upper body exercises. I do a lot of cardio, but the cardio is really working on my lower body so, um, need to concentrate on that. Anyway, um, I got my second fill on September fourth, and now I have good restriction. I, uh, let's see -- I have fourteen cc van , and on my first fill I got three ccs put in, and it didn't give me much restriction. So, I noticed that kind of right away as soon as I started eating solid food. So I made an appointment to get another fill, and that fill happened on Sep four. So, um, he added two ccs, and so that made a total of five. And I actually felt it tightening up. It felt like a little mild stinging heartburn. And I was like, wow, I didn't feel the first one -- this is weird, you know. Um, so I went out to the waiting room and started sipping on some water and got a lot of pressure in my chest, and a lot of hiccups -- I mean it was terrible, all for a sip of water. So I knew it was too tight and, um, it's funny because I actually knew it was too tight based off what I've heard people here on YouTube and on, um, the Obesity Help Board mention -- how you feel when you're too tight. And so I knew right away and, um, I told them -- hey it's too tight, you gotta take some out. So he took out one cc. So, it's funny because three ccs didn't do anything for me and five was too much. So now I have four ccs and it's perfect restriction. Um, and because I have good restriction, now I'm really concentrating on only eating good stuff. Because, since my portion size has, um, significantly decreased, I can only, um, take in so much. I have to make sure that those are good foods for me. So this last week and a half since I got my fill -- pretty much only meats and vegetables. And I do like a grilled chicken pattie, maybe half of that. And um, uh, maybe a fourth of a cup of vegetables and I'm good. Um, it's funny though because what I have to do, um -- I'm sorry, go back to that. Chicken and vegetables and that's it. I don't eat any kind of carbs. No pasta, no rice, no sugars. Um, I do eat some fruits, but that is pretty much about it. I don't have time for anything else. If I get in the mood to eat something, it's gonna have to be, you know, a piece of lunch meat or something like that -- something that's gonna give me some kind of vitamin or some kind of protein. I don't waste my time with anything else. Um, I'm still working on drinking my calories, though, because I do drink a lot of teas and lemonades and things like that, and I need to get rid of that. Um, one thing I have noticed, though, that I need to get my brain to start appreciating, let's say, is the fact that the full sensation you get with the lap band is not necessary a satisfying full feeling. Um, before when you had hunger and you would eat something you weren't hungry anymore, it was a satisfying -- okay, finally I ate, I'm good. The lap band -- it's kind of just a red light or indicator that you need to stop eating, because it fills you up, it fills that pouch and if you eat anymore, you're gonna have a lot of pain. So, it's kind of like one of those -- like I said, stoplights, but it's not a satisfying, like, pleasurable feeling. It's kind of uncomfortable -- not extremely painful, but just a little uncomfortable. So, um, before you eat too much to get it painful, like I said, just stop and push away from the plate. Um, so because I know that the weight is coming and the lap band is actually working for me, I'm trying to get my mind to appreciate that feeling and not search for that satisfying, you know, bottom of the stomach, you know, feeling. Uh, my head hunger is getting better. Um, I don't graze but, um, when I do feel the need to want to munch on something, I will grab, um, some fruit or a little thing of apple sauce or some sugar free jello or something like that. Um, I just don't grab the bad stuff anymore. Um, I do Baby Bell -- little cheeses and stuff like that. That tends to help. Again, anything that has protein in it, I'll go ahead and do it. Um, let's see. I mentioned that I was an -- size twenty, size eighteen, so I'm gonna back up and let you see my new size eighteen skinny leg jeans in a second. But before I do that, I want to tell you guys, um, I think I showed in an early, early video um, the Special K protein water -- the little bottles. They now have the little mix in packets, and you get ten packets in here for the same price of getting, I think, four or six pre made bottles. So it's better cost savings, um, for this, and they're really cool. Um, so I actually hadn't had the pink lemonade. I think I may try it tonight. Um, but, yeah, they're pretty good. Got it at Walmart so, um, yeah, there you go. Anyway, so that's the gist of my update. I'm gonna back up now so you can see new in my new jeans and um, you guys take care of yourself. I'll talk to y'all later. |
VLOG190 | 4.7 | 4.3 | 3.9 | 4.4 | 4.1 | VLOG190 | 217.18 | 0.2439 | 1.4329 | 0.4927 | 3.7055 | 0.33551 | 0.7595 | 0.19476 | 0.024162 | 0.44746 | 5.6054 | 3.1004 | 0.005363 | 2.3587 | -0.000025 | 0.007624 | 0.2294 | 1.0362 | 0.43185 | 0.051266 | 0.41678 | 7.286131 | 0.28381 | 142 | 133 | 190 | Hey there. You see I get haunted and a certain thing was stopping my door from opening and I thought I would never get into the house, but it's all, like, it hit and it went dunk and it hit -- hit something that was blocking it between the wall. Third doubt, the package included this T shirt I'm wearing. Oh yeah, this machine pose news and this CD by Hank Green . Hoh, hoh, square and nerdy just how we like it. The CD is -- was in my computer. Hank Green; the song, . This isn't Hogwarts. Somewhere out, go fish, I know mules are so half ass, , protons and neutrons, dead boys girlfriend, demolition derby, fathers of the family fathers, , Jesus gets nothing for Christmas, vegetables and it all makes senses in the end. As well as a T shirt I preordered, I got signed pick, yeah tha -- tha -- tha -- that is one hundred percent Hank's signature. Yeah, it can go with my other pick. In fact I am going to introduce my picks as friends now. You know I love it. I have seemed to miss placed my wallet. And it must have contained my pick ah, ah, wallet and spoon. All right, okay. Introducing picks into a new habitat. Do do do do do, Offspring pick meet Hank pick. Hank pick, Offspring pick, like each other. I now have a total of three picks, one of them I seem to can't find. eh, ha yeah, I mean yeah, it's Hank's signed. I mean tha -- tha -- that's, like, Hank Green's his signature right there. And last but certainly not least -- why am I speaking Russian? Or Russian accent anyway. Whatever. We have a -- oh no wait that's how I say it. We have a haaaa, poster of Hank with Shark Eyed Jones art on the back along with lyrics. Well, you know I've been doing a lot of magic tricks recently. I want to try one with you guys. So, see look, you know, it's a Hank poster, a Hank poster. I mean, I have -- I have Hank on my wall now. Right, well, on a slightly sadder note, I'm leaving YouTube. Not permanently, don't worry; just this channel. But I want to do -- this is going to be my last video on this channel and then I'm -- I'm going to make a new channel 'cause of all the haters. This channel, it could get watched it could get commented. I'm going to put all of them to my spam e mail address, so I will never know. This channel is going to sit here and die while a new channel will rise up. I will continue in the XXX , I'm still going to be a XXXX, XXXX; I'm still part of that. I'm still going to do everything with XXXX and XXXX and XXXX and XXXX and XXXX and everyone. I'm just going under a new name 'cause I'm sick of the haters because I'm allowed to have and opinion. I'm still a person. I maybe only 14, but that still makes me a legal person. I might not be and adult, still I say person, so you know. For all the people that matter, I'm going tell you my new channel. Most of them, I'll see you at school, but you know? I've got -- ah, if you want my new channel just hear me. I -- I'll still be using this one for another two weeks for that kind of stuff, but most of the people I'm just going to send it out to my subscribers and uh, my friends, people at school, people who watch me, you know? I'm not going to put any links to my new channel in this one because all of the haters will just swing to there. I'm just sick of it. I'm just sick of the haters. I mean, so what if I write on Twilight. I don't like it. Although I'm going to see the film, the new one, because I don't want people to say, ah, stop judging it before you've seen it. I'm going to see it and then I'm going to judge it. Okay? I'm going to see it. So you know it, this is the end. is dead as of this moment. |
VLOG191 | 4.6 | 5.8 | 5.7 | 5.5 | 5.7 | VLOG191 | 176.41 | 0.3036 | 1.5976 | 0.62886 | 3.5465 | 0.29706 | 0.76183 | 0.1944 | 0.023698 | 0.79706 | 7.3934 | 4.0794 | 0.00404 | 1.9496 | -0.00002 | 0.002514 | 0.34038 | 1.9985 | 0.69965 | 0.036218 | 0.35009 | 7.097428 | 0.529268 | 129 | 171 | 191 | Hey, everybody. So um, pardon my appearance right now. It is actually freezing. Freezing, freezing, on top of freezing. I don't know if there's a cold front coming in or something like that, but it is cold. So I've decided to be safe and to wrap myself up, kinda like a burrito type thing and not come out unless absolutely necessary. But -- oh, sorry, adjust my -- my burrito. Um, I just received another comment and I know I had made videos about this a long time ago, but I guess it's best to do it again since I don't know when I'll be able to reload those videos and it's about dating in Japan. And of course dating in any country is something that can be complex or, I don't know -- into it especially a lot of young ladies that would like to come to Japan and would like to date. I mean, that's understandable. You're in a new country, why not? But, um, one of the questions that came up that was sent to me yesterday was talking about the difference between Japanese men and Western men and whether I've dated a Japanese guy before and what did I notice in differences when dating Japanese men. And I can't really answer that question. I've only dated one Japanese guy and that didn't work out and it was more personality differences than anything else and so that -- that happens with anyone. But from the women that I know that do date Japanese men and have been here a lot and very, very clear about the differences between Japanese men and Western men is affection. And I know in animes and in dramas and things like that you see -- you see an overwhelming amount of affection and you're like, oh, it's so cool, it's so dreamy, da da da da da. But regular Japanese guys aren't really like that, and for a Japanese guy that I do know, just talking about basic -- like, complimenting their girlfriends doesn't happen very often. Um, but with younger people now you'll see them holding hands and things like that, where you wouldn't see that before. So society is changing in that way when it comes to affection but that's something that's been very clear. Even when I dated um, a Japanese guy it was not as common to be complimented by him or to have, you know, that kind of affection, to be hugged, to be, um, admired, and things like that. And I'm not saying that Japanese men don't do it. I'm not. And even older women that I've talked to in my office, especially, um, because Bobby has come and he's visited and he is just a really friendly and affectionate guy, and I remember one day I was talking to my co worker and I was, like, Bobby called me a full time job. He said he has two full time jobs -- me and his nine to five. And so I was -- I was laughing to myself and then one of my co workers had said she wishes that her husband would say stuff like that, because Japanese men don't usually compliment, uh, Japanese women. Um, whether it be their style or their character or things like that, it's just not as common a thing. And for the women that she knows that date American men or European men or men from just other places in general, uh, she said that it's just not as common. And she wishes that her husband would -- would say things like that, but then she wouldn't know how to react because she's so accustomed to not hearing those kinds of things. And um, not to discourage anyone because you date who you want to, but finding um, a boyfriend or girlfriend -- actually, no, let me say a boyfriend because it's -- I've noticed that it's a lot easier for guys to find a girlfriend -- a Japanese girlfriend -- than it is for girls to find a Japanese boyfriend. But it is what it is and it depends on where you are, it depends on what your personality is like, but don't be discouraged. If you'd like to date while you're here, by all means. I encourage you to go out there and watch. Go places and watch how they interact with each other because that will tell you a lot about what exactly it is you're up against. And on top of that, you have to figure out what exactly you want before you go dating anybody, because if you don't know what you want then you're liable to fall for the okeydoke and you don't want to do that anywhere in life, anywhere, it doesn't matter where you are. So figure out what you want, what you don't want, and just watch. It may take a long time to find someone, but you never know. You might come across the love of your life or you might come across an experience that, you know, sets you up to find whoever it is that you're looking for later on. So yeah, I am reporting from under the -- the covers and I bought a heated blanket so I'm not freezing and I'm about to cover my head up and go to bed. So, I go to bed. It's a little early. What is it -- it's not even five o'clock yet. But it's cold, and I'm getting back under the covers. So I will see you all later. |
VLOG192 | 4.4 | 3.8 | 3.8 | 3.4 | 4 | VLOG192 | 240.97 | 0.21564 | 1.4943 | 0.50444 | 3.5749 | 0.3408 | 0.69969 | 0.27216 | 0.027936 | 0.53177 | 7.4335 | 3.7731 | 0.001634 | 2.4799 | 0.000003 | 0.001577 | 0.59477 | 2 | 0.60016 | 0.023111 | 0.30008 | 7.462637 | 0.339564 | 147 | 184 | 192 | So, I was outside -- I know big, scary place, uhh. I was outside recording a video and then my neighbors came home. And I had to pretend that there was a valid reason I was carrying around my laptop dressed, like this, you can't even see, I'm wearing a skirt. I'm wearing a skirt and this. And I had to pretend that I wasn't insane when I quite clearly am. So, it was fun, awkward, really awkward. You should be seeing that probably in two days, maybe, don't quote me on that, I never said that. Shh. Anyway I just wanted to drop in. I hadn't posted on this journal a while, so I figured I would tell you guys about that lovely incident and the things I do for you guys. The things I do for you. That would have been great if, like, I would say the things I do for you and that would have ended, but since I had to move my mouse to get it on like the little, like quick capture stop thing, kind of messed it up a bit. |
VLOG193 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 5.3 | 5.6 | 4.4 | VLOG193 | 215.29 | 0.31833 | 1.6094 | 0.65973 | 3.7361 | 0.28557 | 0.66226 | 0.21385 | 0.027603 | 0.59765 | 9.5241 | 5.1243 | 0.000135 | 5.5217 | -0.000001 | 0.000267 | 0.28732 | 2.902 | 0.77325 | 0.040662 | 0.26645 | 3.570786 | 0 | 126 | 179 | 193 | This is Sunday, the twenty first of December. Yes, and I'm really sorry I haven't been away -- around for a really long time. I really don't have any decent excuse for not being so, other than that I've had a lot what to do. I don't anymore because it's my Christmas holidays, which is lovely. And my teacher has been clipping me in because some of us are doing retakes next year, just in January, so they're giving us some time to do all our revision. And we're taking one English exam on Pride and Prejudice from last year and I'm doing a new English exam on The Rape of the Lock and She Stoops to Conquer. So I'm doing a lot of revision for that. And I've got one essay to do. So it's not that much, which is nice. Um, I briefly mentioned in my video yesterday that I received two investee offers: one from Sussex, and one from Kent. Sussex I didn't expect them to want three A's for definite, especially since I'm not predicting three A's and um but I'm not too bothered because I didn't really want to go to Sussex. So, um, yeah. Not that bothered by it. But I did get an offer from Kent, and they want only three hundred and twenty points, which is the equivalent of an A and two B's and they didn't want any in English, which is I think might be doable, which is quite encouraging. The only problem would be that if I don't receive any more offers, um, well I'd have to put Sussex as my first choice, because you shouldn't have a second choice which one's higher grades than your first. Your insurance choice should always be lower. So it all can get quite confusing but, um, hopefully I'll hear back from some other universities fairly soon. That would be nice, but I don't expect it as it's the Christmas holidays now. Speaking of which, I haven't been feeling that Christmassy. I'm beginning to feel more so now, 'cause I keep hearing Christmas music and I think not hearing it for a few days has been a nice break and is actually giving me a lot of Christmas spirit and, um, I did briefly go to Buthland Abbey with my family today, very briefly. But this is the very lovely barn with the huge Christmas tree. I really don't have very much else to say today. So you should see me on Friday, which is the day after Christmas day. Happy Christmas everyone. |
VLOG194 | 4.7 | 4.6 | 5 | 4.6 | 3.9 | VLOG194 | 223.7 | 0.24897 | 1.7934 | 0.60806 | 3.4931 | 0.34776 | 0.81915 | 0.14097 | 0.024914 | 0.40278 | 7.3915 | 3.479 | 0.014112 | 1.257 | -0.000151 | 0.006794 | 0.27678 | 1.8408 | 0.64444 | 0.040149 | 0.35009 | 6.310196 | 0.21875 | 158 | 157 | 194 | Hey, guys. It's XXXX -- um -- I know I say this in, like, every video, but I apologize for my appearance. Um -- my hair looks like a hot mess. I just realized that. Yeah -- um -- I was just gonna say, like, my appearance because I'm not wearing makeup but apparently my hair looks disgusting too. Um -- I'm getting -- well my mom cuts my hair 'cause she's fabulous. Um -- so she's chopping off, like, two or three inches tomorrow. Because as you could see it's at a very awkward length and I can't really do much with it because usually when it's, like, shorter I can scrunch it in there's this, like, fabulous wave thing and it's, like woah tototo . Or if I sleep on it wet it, like, curls and stuff -- yeah. Anyways, so I kind of, like, straightened it last night and then slept on it and my hair looks, like, so terrible. Anyways, um, whenever I'm not wearing makeup I just have on moisturizer which is why my skin looks kind of dull. I didn't put on concealer or anything -- I'm not putting concealer or all this stuff whatever. Um, I don't have one, like, micro mineral foundation. So, um, that's, like, kind of -- like -- weird. Um, just wanted to kind of update you guys on some stuff though. First of all, in case you didn't know I'm having a contest so you should go enter it. Um, I don't have the prizes yet but -- well I have some of them. But I want to make a video when I have every single prize. Um -- what else? Yeah, like, I'm gonna make a video when I have all the prizes that's why -- I think that's why I only have like one entry so far. Thank you for entering by the way. And thank you in advance to all the people who do enter. Because usually, like, with my last one I only had, like, a couple entries and then when I started showing prizes I would start getting more entries. And I had, like, over thirty entries with one hundred subscribers. So I was like okay how ya doing. So, um, yeah. Pretty much I, um, still have to go get it. Just because I was focusing all my money on getting Christmas presents for my family and stuff. So, um, I'll have more money after Christmas when I start babysitting again and stuff. 'cause I babysit for this family, like, on a regular basis and they said they're gonna need me, like, a week after Christmas. So, like, next week. So they're like yeah, we're gonna need you like a week after Christmas. They didn't know the exact date but they knew that they're gonna need me. So, yeah, I'll have money and then I'll go out and, um, buy prizes for the contest. Hey. Um, it is really like mostly drug store stuff. I'm not gonna go out and be like so I bought like twelve mineralized skin finishes and five thousand MAC blushes and stuff because I don't have that kind of money. I am a seventeen year old girl with, like -- well not that being a girl has anything to do with it -- whatever. I am a seventeen year old who does not have a job because I am focusing on school. My job is, like, babysitting and then I'm opening up my Etsy soon now that I can actually sew again because I can use my thumb. So, um, I actually went to the craft store today and -- with my mother. And got some sewing machine needles -- five -- so that's plenty of -- um -- needles fixed up. And then I got some colored feathers with, like, spots on them. And you can't even see them in here they just look really dull but I'll open them up and show you guys one of them. Hi. I'm sure that's sanitary. Everybody wants to buy them now. Um -- I'll show you one of them. Hey, here's what I could make since I'm gonna be a hot guy next year. Oh. Oh. That's when I'd really, like, apathetic -- whatever. So it's, like, they have, like, these awesome, like, feathers polka dot things. So I'm gonna be putting them onto, like, clips and headbands and stuff. And he was like -- oh my god -- like me rocking my page -- whatever -- my stuff -- whatever. Anyways, so, like, me rocking pages the cute little tiny, tiny feather. Um, so I will make, um, another video when I actually have stuff up on my Etsy telling you guys to go check it out. But this is like a pre cursor kinda thing to what I do make. I sew so, um, I'm gonna have, like, bags and, like, whatever on there. I might make some, like, wallet type things like pouches and stuff. I got some vintage -- um -- zippers at a local thrift store. Like, I got a bunch of them so I don't know what I'm doing with them yet. I was thinking about making clothes because I do know how to sew and, like, I have sewn my own clothes before and stuff. But it's just so hard with, like, the sizes 'cause then it's, like, if I make it and it doesn't sell because it's not the right size and somebody's like oh you know that's like a size to small or a size to big on me and I'm just, like, well that sucks because it's one of a kind -- you know what I mean? So although I do alter my own clothes and stuff, um, I'm not gonna do it on there just because it's harder to do that. But, um, and I also wanna start doing an installation of at sea, like, sites. Like -- I know how Kaye does her, like, beauty hairs -- you should check out. Um -- that's Kaleen's Creation. I'll put her link in the sidebar too 'cause she's fabulous, um, even though most of you probably already know who she is. Um, but if you have an at sea site send me an email and I'll check it out, um, because I do want to start, like, send me a private message on here, um, I do want to start kind of showcasing it. Just to give you a hint though most of the at sea sites I will be promoting will be, like, really bright colorful vivid ones that are like, oh my gosh, you can tell we took time and effort to make our product. Not, like, here I put some beads on a string give me twenty dollars. Now like different if they're, like, real, like, legit stuff 'cause there are some stuff like that. But when you hint -- sometimes I've looked at at seas sites and, like, you some people messages and they're like hey check out my shop and I'm like oh you're stuff's sucks. But I don't say that because that would be rude. So, um, yeah, not that my stuff's, like, the most amazing stuff in the world but, yeah, I'm just kinda like okay can you like put a little effort into your products. Like -- at sea is supposed to be stuff made with love. Not just for, like, the money. So, yeah, I'm gonna do that and then I knit so I'll be having hats and wrist warmers and scarves and stuff. Um, not as many of those as, like, sewing stuff and, like, stuff I can glue and what not because that does take longer. I'm gonna be having wrist cuffs which are really awesome and their kind of like -- if you're like me you'll wear them on a daily basis but some people might just wear them if they're, like, going to, like, a costumey party or something. But if you're like me you'll just wear them because you're fabulous. Um, I have a lot of accessories like hair bows and like hair stuff , uh, like headbands and what not and clips. Um, I'm trying to think of what else. Bracelets, necklaces, earrings -- I have all the stuff to make it already. A lot of stuff with buttons -- oh, my god -- stuff with buttons I just love. Okay. That was really creepy sounding. Anyways, so I'll have, like, a lot of stuff like that. Um -- I'm trying to think of what else. 'cause I do like a lot of stuff with, like, charms and what not and, like, sewing and buttons and feathers and my stuff is very, very colorful -- the stuff I make. So if you're, like, into color you'll probably like it. Like, if you like spotted feathers on headbands and clips you'll probably like my site. So, um, yeah, that's it for the at sea stuff. I am gonna be making a lot more videos after Christmas. I don't know if said this or not already 'cause I've had to make this video, like, twelve times. My little sister keeps coming in here going Paigy, Paigy. And I'm like, okay Alex, I love you but I'm trying to make a video. Um -- but I asked for a camcorder for -- blah -- for Christmas preferably a flip cam. And so if I get that I'm gonna be making videos, like, nonstop but they won't be going out nonstop just because I don't wanna be annoying like you guys let me stand with a million videos. It'll kinda be like, I'll film a couple in a day and actually take time to edit them. Because I can't really edit on my webcam. Um -- but I do have an editing system it's just kinda, like, why bother with my webcam kinda thing, you know, So I will actually be taking time to edit them and we'll be having a contest where you'll win something that I made 'cause I'm gonna want a -- um -- like, an intro thingy but let's not talk about that right now. Hmm. I'll talk about that after this contest is over. So, yeah, my contest is gonna end January thirty first by the way. I'm gonna go back and edit that and now in like a little bubble, like, contest ends January thirty first. Hello! Um -- so you have until January thirty first, that's over a month and it's pretty simple contest. You can either do crazy or settle, like, school spirit. So go check it out. Um, I'm trying to think of what else. I know I had other stuff to say but I'm forgetting it so -- yeah, um, that's pretty much it. Request, request, request. Post like a million requests in here because I have a word document with stuff it's called YouTube Stuff saved on my computer. I just like requests because if I delete a video I always check the comments to make sure because I'll get random requests that are, like, "Oh -- I know this has nothing to do with this video but could you do this? " And I'm like yes I will. So, um, the first video I kind 'a wanna make if I do get a flip cam -- of course I wanna do one with, like, hey guys here's what I got for Christmas. And then I wanna do a room tour because everybody does those room tours and I've gotten few requests to do them. I don't remember the names because it's been, like, too many people so I stopped counting. So it's like at least five people have asked me to do a room tour. So, um, I think that's it. Post requests and you can add my new MySpace that I made -- um -- because the other one was being weird. So, yeah, all the links are in the sidebar or down there if you're watching it on my main page. All right. Bye. |
VLOG195 | 2.3 | 5.5 | 5.3 | 5 | 4.3 | VLOG195 | 217.19 | 0.28395 | 1.2697 | 0.39003 | 3.4767 | 0.40542 | 0.80116 | 0.16554 | 0.023797 | 0.45891 | 6.2461 | 2.4377 | 0.000615 | 1.7763 | -0.000001 | 0.000406 | 0.24807 | 1.8349 | 0.67298 | 0.047959 | 0.36676 | 3.56732 | 0.000286 | 157 | 160 | 195 | Hello. Welcome to my room, guys and girls. Um, this is a girl, XXXX. Um, I'm really bored today. It's Monday, one of the slowest days of the week, for me anyway. I wonder if other people out there agree with me. Um, I'm just trying to get my computer to work because found a virus in it, and um, I've got to get that cleared out, otherwise I won't be able to use it in the normal format. I will have to use it in Safe Mode without sound, which is pretty bad. Um, I don't really have much to say, I just wanted to be on camera and tell everybody , and for those who are on the computer, for those of you that are on summer break from college, I hope you are enjoying it. Those of you who are going to summer school, um, I hope that you're doing everything that you're supposed to -- working. You know, those who are looking for a job, don't be discouraged, um, keep your head up and the job will come to you, just always have faith, you know, um, and just stay positive. And, uh, I think that's about it. I may post up another video, just because Lauren and uh -- can do all that. So yeah, have a good one. Bye. |
VLOG196 | 4.6 | 5.5 | 4.8 | 5 | 5.4 | VLOG196 | 309.23 | 0.1954 | 1.7702 | 0.31451 | 3.1801 | 0.30896 | 0.90281 | 0.075761 | 0.031624 | 0.38311 | 5.6744 | 2.4336 | 0.044802 | 0.55967 | -0.00005 | 0.010551 | 0.51953 | 3.9476 | 0.82044 | 0.025055 | 0.20783 | 4.002263 | 0.002387 | 133 | 161 | 196 | Let me know, do I still have time to grow, they say no, say it ain't so. Let me know, let me know. Let me sing like street lights glowing, happen to reach just like moments passing in front of me so I have to sing to Kevin. I see myself. See, I know my destination, but I'm just not there in the street. |
VLOG197 | 5.5 | 4.1 | 4.6 | 4.5 | 5.8 | VLOG197 | 207.25 | 0.60262 | 1.0322 | 0.37254 | 3.8502 | 0.23363 | 0.64251 | 0.19873 | 0.021739 | 0.66542 | 6.9747 | 1.8112 | 0.020331 | 1.0638 | 0.000007 | 0.010819 | 0.21975 | 4.4989 | 0.86084 | 0.051083 | 0.19134 | 5.830156 | 0.05743 | 128 | 159 | 197 | British insurance company Willis Group holdings recently leased one hundred thousand square feet of my city's icon, the Sears tower. As part of this deal, the tower is being renamed, Willis Tower. The renaming of the Sears tower already has a lot of Chicagoans protesting saying, what you talking 'bout? No, really they are actually saying that; search YouTube. But here in Chicago we protest lots of important things. In the past, say eighteen eighty six, we protested thing like unfair labor practices in order to bring about progress. And as time went buy we started protesting things to preserve our history. Like when Chicagoans protested the renaming of a department store in two thousand and six and again in two thousand and seven and again in two thousand and eight. Speaking of history, historically some of our protests lead to the eight hour work day and the abolishment of child labor. No wonder there is so much unemployment; no kids working. Now all too often our protests seem to lead nowhere. History is important but without change it's not really history. And in this case I like to think of that historical quote. I think it was Shakespeare that said what's in a name, that which we call a rose by any other name is still a big ass building named after a corporation or something like that. Besides, it could have been worse. Hi I'm Martin Blow with Blow management. I'd like to buy some skyscrapers. |
VLOG198 | 4 | 5.2 | 3.3 | 4.5 | 4 | VLOG198 | 239.85 | 0.2989 | 1.2761 | 0.51817 | 3.5868 | 0.34141 | 0.729 | 0.20871 | 0.02606 | 0.59465 | 7.6338 | 2.7059 | 0.001088 | 1.6992 | -0.000001 | 0.000656 | 0.361 | 1.8771 | 0.59456 | 0.035891 | 0.31675 | 6.253989 | 0.085987 | 159 | 186 | 198 | Hi guys. Um, I am making this video because we haven't caught up on a really long time and pretty much this is just like an update. We are not disappearing, we have not fallen off the face of the planet, we are here. We've just been really busy planning like moving, because we're moving to the city, so that's really exciting, in January. And so the whole point of this was because we got a Twitter. Twitter is easier to update then YouTube. Um, so you can follow us on Twitter. We are basically -- no -- why? We are -- we got city dreams and you can go to us there and we'll keep you pretty much updated about if we're doing a new video or just life in general. And, I have something else to say but I don't remember. I think we'll have a new video out sometime this week, isn't that exciting? Okay. |
VLOG199 | 4.2 | 5.2 | 4.5 | 5.4 | 4.2 | VLOG199 | 202.87 | 0.18214 | 1.3109 | 0.3339 | 3.6318 | 0.25175 | 0.80163 | 0.13842 | 0.022265 | 0.33964 | 6.7116 | 2.6461 | 0.004995 | 2.5998 | -0.000021 | 0.002296 | 0.25917 | 2.1547 | 0.75433 | 0.044554 | 0.35009 | 6.363681 | 0.0837 | 128 | 173 | 199 | Hey guys. I know it's been a while. I've started uni and everything and a lot of stuff has been happening. I've been moving back to my house and everything; that's why I haven't made any videos and, yeah. I thought I'd do some videos today, as seeing I have time and everything, I'm off uni for a day and, um. Yeah, so I thought I'd do my September favorites, as you can probably tell from the title. Well before I start, I dyed my hair and got it cut. Um, I got it darker. It used to be really light, like reddish blond. Now it's more of a chocolaty blond, like a darker one if you can tell. It's completely different. Um, I'll do a before and after picture of what it was like and I'll probably be in my blog and I'll put the link in the side bar and yeah, so. The before picture's gonna be a picture from E, so if you want to see that as well, you guys can and yeah. So I thought I'd do my September favorites. And the first thing I want to pick are my two favorite brushes of the month, which were my all time favorite brushes. This one was like my -- before I started buying my own makeup, I started using this brush a lot. It was like, my only brush, which is the Cosmopolitan and blusher brush star 'cause I normally used sponges for my foundation and the sponges that you get with the eye shadows and that was like the only things I used to use and that was my only brush at that time. And, yeah, I really like this brush, because it's really affordable and it's like, five pounds or something in Superdrug and it's really soft for a drugstore brush. I haven't bought any like, any other drugstore brushes like, as far as I know, and I happen to be in Milly and number seven, I think, I'm not too sure, but this is a really good quality brush and it's really soft. And this brush here, the foundation brush, I use this as a 109 brush like the way I would use a one o nine brush, because it's very good at stippling in the foundation, blending it in. I really like this brush and it's not round, um, it's like tapered there and the reason why I like that is because if you want to do, um, your foundation like this, you can. You can use it all different ways and sometimes I use it for cream blush, to do it like that, do, um, a straight line lash and contouring as well, even though it's, um, like synthetic fibers, I still use it for contouring. So there are my two brushes. There. I have two mascaras from my favorite. First one is it's probably been in my favorites for the last couple of times and the reason why I just love this one is because of the, um, the brush, um, the formulation. And I use this only for my lower lash; I don't use it for my top lash. I love it for my lower lash and I'm wearing it today, if you can see. I'm using that today and I absolutely love this and mascara for that purpose and I don't use it for my top lash. The only reason because it gives you length, which I don't really look for in a mascara. I look for volume and thickness, so that's why I use this for my bottom lashes. And the second mascara is the Bourjois Coup de Theatre -- Coup de Theatre, two in one. Um, again, the formulation of, um, this mascara is brilliant. I love the brush, it's the plastic combed brushes there. And I just spent my because I think it's much easier to use as a -- um, to use -- it makes it easier because if you can see, it just gets in more better than a strip brush and the formulation is really good. It makes my lashes look thicker and it gives that wee bit of volume. I really find a good mascara that gives me the color, but it gives me volume and thickness, which is really good. And another thing is the matte luster drops. The reason why I love this it gives you that really nice bronzy glowy look which I love. I always mix it in with my foundation. Haven't really used it as a highlight, but for a foundation it's brilliant. It gives you this really nice shiny glowy effect if you're looking for that, that dewy look, which is supposed to be really in for Autumn as well, which is really good and, yeah, I really love it. And the one I have it in is in sunrush. I wish I got more of these actually because I only got one of them. Now I want more of them, so, yeah, really like that. Another Mark Daniel is my mineralized eye shadow, which is from their permanent line, I think it's the jewels and the one I like is play on plums which is this gorgeous plumy color at the top and this orange plumy color at the bottom, because it has that plum color at the end of the bottom, like all over here, and I'll do you a quick swatch. And there's the darker color here and the lighter color there. That's what I'm using on my eyes today if you're wondering. And, yeah, I used to put a black in the outer corners just to smoke it out a wee bit, but I really love it. It's great when you use it with fixed glass of water, but if you use it dry, you'll find a lot of fall out there's less fall out and the sha -- eye shadow's more intense. Um, yeah, nail polish of the month has to be my -- my -- um -- bright purple, which I've been using a lot this month. I'm not using it today, but I love it. It's just a gorgeous black purple color; it's great for summer -- it was great for the summer and now it's great for, um, the autumn as well. This purple is really in. And two lip products. First one is my Maybelline. Um, I don't know what type of lipstick. It's a Maybelline lipstick, I know that and the color is and it's this gorgeous brown, medium brown color. There; which is really lovely and for a nude color and there's this swatch; it's really moisturizer and it doesn't really dry my lips or anything. And the only downside is doesn't last long, but most of my lipsticks don't last long, but it's really moisturizing and I'd really recommend this lipstick. And second lipstick is from the number seventeen range from in the UK and this is one is the lasting fix lipstick in Hawaii pink. This is a really nice bright bubble gum pur -- pink color -- color and that's really nice to go with nude lips. Does it match my nail polish? It kind of matches my nail polish. I'm wearing pink flamingo if you're wondering and yeah, this is a really nice lipstick. It's not as moisturizing as the Maybelline one, but it's a great color payoff. There, if you can see, that's it there; it's a gorgeous color. Yeah, so, and last but not least my favorite eye liner of the month is My Gosh eyeliner in black ink. It's really creamy and it's not that hard. Like I heard most of My Gosh eyeliners have been disappointing for some people, because it's been hard and everything. Um, I have this and I have alligator which is the green one and both of them have worked perfectly fine for me and they're really nice and creamy and they haven't dried me out or anything, so, and they stay on my eyes for a long time because I think they're waterproof. Yeah, they're waterproof which is really good as well. So, um, that's my favorite, guys and I hope you enjoyed. If you have any, um, questions or queries just leave a comment down below and comment me and subscribe. Thanks. Bye. |
VLOG201 | 5.3 | 4.2 | 4.1 | 4.6 | 5.2 | VLOG201 | 217.72 | 0.30504 | 1.1698 | 0.35923 | 3.801 | 0.21466 | 0.76505 | 0.11809 | 0.022415 | 0.53259 | 7.7792 | 3.0333 | 0.003566 | 1.3996 | 0.000051 | 0.002014 | 0.21655 | 1.4095 | 0.51694 | 0.045408 | 0.36676 | 7.165469 | 0.186146 | 111 | 160 | 201 | Hey YouTube! I'm XXXX and I'm making a video response to XXXX or something like that. Is it XXXX? Yeah. And I'm gonna say a few things that are really cool and I'm sure you didn't know. It's possible to make a cow go upstairs and not downstairs. Did you know, it's impossible to lick your elbow? . Did you know, it's absolutely impossible to sneeze with your eyes open? Did you know, when you multiply one one one point one one one point one one one times one one one point one one one point one one one, you get one two point thre four five point six seven eight point nine eight seven point six five four point three two one? Try that. Did you know American Airlines saved forty thousand dollars in nineteen eighty seven and they got an olive out of every salad that was served and did you know that? No, you didn't. Did you know on average a right hander lives nine more years than a left hander. Good thing I'm right handed. Did you know Edison was afraid of dark? Did you know that? No, you didn't. And to end this video; did you know that eighty percent of the people that watch this video tried to lick their elbow? Bye! Peace out. |
VLOG202 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.7 | 3.3 | 4.5 | VLOG202 | 202.31 | 0.26272 | 1.5179 | 0.46497 | 3.5339 | 0.32689 | 0.8259 | 0.1341 | 0.022724 | 0.42285 | 6.3847 | 3.6024 | 0.000809 | 1.0841 | -0.000008 | 0.00033 | 0.3072 | 2.0286 | 0.64257 | 0.041511 | 0.31675 | 5.526912 | 0.04 | 96 | 111 | 202 | Okay, take two. Um, did you ever have one of those days where you just felt like an alien from another planet? I mean, everywhere you go, it's like weird? Like you go in the grocery store and you're like, you know, somebody says um, did you find everything you need and I'm like, well um, I could use a million dollars. And it's like it's just, hm, like they don't even respond. I mean, that's kinda lame but, you know, they could say something. I mean, every person I encountered today was just so not funny, at all. It was bizarre. I was like, I don't know, it's the kinda day that you -- you walk away and like not one single person smiles at you or laughs at anything you say and they just look at you like you're crazy and you go home and you like, start thinking that you're a loser, because like, you talk too much and you say stupid stuff and like you just open your mouth to change feet and you just feel like a total loser because you're not funny. You're not funny at all. And you're so not funny that you begin to really like, freak out and think, what's wrong with me? And then like you get on your iPod and you start listening to all this depressing music and like, you're so into that like depressing mood, you know? It's like Emo and you're listening to this stuff and you're just like oh my God, I'm such a loser. I am such a loser. I want to jump off a cliff. And then like, all of a sudden your iPod shuffles and it's like, Amazing Grace or something that you put on there like ten years ago when you like, never had an iPod before. But -- I mean it's like all a sudden then you're like, oh Jesus I love you, thank you so much for I'm so glad I'm alive. And then all of a sudden like that other stuff starts splaying again, and then all of a sudden you're like, jamming to Boston and it's like, you're thinking about the old days and then you start to think, oh my God, I'm old. I remember when Boston, More Than a Feeling came out. And then like, that makes you feel worse because not only now are you not funny and you talk too much, now you're old too. Wow, okay, that's like so depressing. |
VLOG204 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 4.2 | 5.7 | 4.6 | VLOG204 | 151.78 | 0.38971 | 1.3368 | 0.50539 | 3.7117 | 0.2832 | 0.65563 | 0.22443 | 0.017497 | 0.4696 | 6.1102 | 3.3737 | 0.007379 | 0.64612 | -0.000013 | 0.001554 | 0.36922 | 3.4101 | 0.77018 | 0.032843 | 0.22585 | 6.919444 | 0.183529 | 137 | 184 | 204 | Okay, people. I'm trying the quick capture with my camera to see how it's doing. And not only that, I am also doing this quick capture to let everyone know that I am following in the footsteps of Tampony and Cooksters . And I am going to chop down my videos from six hundred plus down to like -- I'm not gonna do ten. I -- I can't do ten. There's -- I'm sorry guys I just can't do it. There's too many videos. I span too may genres I guess, you could say. So what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna cut back a lot of my response videos. I'm definitely gonna cut down. I'm gonna try to make it around maybe one hundred videos. Yeah, so if anyone out there wants to record something of one of mine -- or whatever, a jacket whatever fuck you wanna call it, do it now 'cauuse sooner or later it may be gone. All right people take care. Have a good one. |
VLOG205 | 5.5 | 3.9 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 5 | VLOG205 | 207.33 | 0.23042 | 1.8708 | 0.65531 | 3.6328 | 0.28196 | 0.80972 | 0.15104 | 0.025811 | 0.60478 | 8.215 | 5.4564 | 0.007281 | 1.1147 | -0 | 0.002731 | 0.32202 | 1.8255 | 0.66951 | 0.037849 | 0.36676 | 4.126835 | 0.008101 | 110 | 168 | 205 | Hi, everyone. Uh, yeah, I know it's been at least two and a half weeks, maybe three weeks, since I've made a video. Um, I want to make this video, uh, for -- it should help out some of my, um, fellow Feministas, especially, uh, feminists in Canada. Um, I've noticed that, um, when you, uh, speak out very loudly against the patriarchy, um -- whether you're talking about, uh, pornography or domestic violence or the Men's Rights Movement, or the TFL Movement, any -- any of that stuff, when you go up against it, you will sometimes encounter a massive amount of resistance. And that's simple backlash misogyny that most feminists are aware of. But, the main reason I want to make this video is because in Canada, you -- you can do something about this. If, um, someone is harassing you, uh, or posting personal information about you, um, threatening you, intimidating you, that is a violation of the Criminal Code of Canada. And I will tell you the steps of what you need to do to, uh, open a file and make sure that, you know, you have a case and you're -- it's open and you're protected. The first thing that you need to do is, wherever you live, uh, call the RCMP, or, um, you know, if you're in a city, if you have a city police force you can call them. But, uh, all of the, uh, police forces have, um, an internet, uh, crime division. And, um -- so basically what'll happen is you'll call them, you'll let them know what's happening, and, uh, the constables will come to, uh, where you live and they will, uh, look over, uh, the data. Uh, they will open a file and, um, you will then email them, uh, a lot of stuff. If the threat is, um, particularly, um, bad, uh, you know, they'll -- they'll get to work on it right away. But usually, um, after they come to your place, they will go back to, uh, the office and they will, um, work -- start work on your case right away. So, the most important thing that you need to do is you need to document things. And, uh, your constable will, um, uh, give you an email address and, um, phone numbers and things like that, so that if anything escalates, uh, you can just continue to send all the data. Now, when they go back to the office, um, basically, they find out who it is. So, they monitor who these people are, and um -- so there is recourse. Um, you know, I -- I know what's happening to, um, Antique Lens. It happened to me. And so, you know, um, I think in all the years of me being on the internet, I've, um, opened two case files against two people. And, um, one of them is still open. Uh, the other one is closed for now, but can be opened at any time. Uh, so, um, yeah, I mean, you're -- if YouTube isn't going to do anything about it, they don't -- you don't need YouTube's cooperation. The RCMP will handle this. And -- and it is a violation of the Criminal Code, and you can look it up online. It's there. I can't remember what section it is, but, um, it is there. So, this is just to help my, um -- um, my fellow feministos in Canada. Um, if you have any other questions that you want to ask me about the procedure or the process, just drop me a private message and, um, I'll answer as fast as I can with what I know. So that's it for now. It's really good to see everybody coming on the, uh -- on the Feminist two group. Uh, that's really, really good, so I'm -- I'm happy that it's growing. Um, I've just been really busy. Um, I got a promotion and I'm moving to Whistler, so, um, yeah, that's -- and of course, near the holidays I'm extremely busy with my job. So, anyway, it's good to, uh, say, hi, to everyone out there again. And, uh -- oh, maybe I'll do my -- my queenly wave. You know, she does that little -- that little wave. Ha. Anyway, um, peace out, blessed be, and ciao 'til next time. |
VLOG207 | 2.4 | 5.6 | 4.4 | 5.7 | 3.4 | VLOG207 | 141.54 | 0.69039 | 0.73974 | 0.24328 | 3.8366 | 0.21156 | 0.73425 | 0.18632 | 0.015071 | 0.78628 | 6.3575 | 2.5215 | 0.004862 | 1.3047 | -0.000044 | 0.002117 | 0.27299 | 1.9781 | 0.62657 | 0.041294 | 0.31675 | 5.282105 | 0.04611 | 102 | 166 | 207 | Hey there YouTubers. This is XXXX, a. k. a XXXX and I just wanted to let you know that, uh, for today being YouTube's Project for Awesome, I would like to offer support for St. Jude Hospital for children. And the reason that I'd like to offer my support and promote St. Jude Hospital is because recently I lost a friend - a dear, dear friend to a brain tumor, and uh, at his wake, one of the things that was mentioned, of course, was that any donations made in his name go to Saint Jude Hospital in the name of cancer research for children to fight child cancer problem. So, uh, I just wanted to let you know being today's that special day - support St. Jude Hospital for cancer research, hopefully not only for children, but for everyone in the world, we can eliminate cancer. Once again, thanks YouTubers. |
VLOG209 | 3.4 | 4.8 | 5.4 | 4.6 | 5.2 | VLOG209 | 163.29 | 0.40404 | 0.77581 | 0.21721 | 2.9379 | 0.4217 | 0.68319 | 0.19722 | 0.015214 | 0.33574 | 2.8915 | 1.0394 | 0.000366 | 1.3099 | -0.000003 | 0.000091 | 0.88484 | 3.9171 | 0.71756 | 0.015967 | 0.18319 | 6.221092 | 0.086579 | 114 | 166 | 209 | Hey YouTube, today is December seventieth, which means it's time for the two thousand and nine project for Awesome. This is the day when YouTube comes together to support some awesome charities. This year my charity is Greenpeace. All over the world there is environmental disaster waiting to happen or happening. You've got climate change; you know that whole polar ice thing. You've got endangered species; the panda leaps immediately to mind. You've got deforestation; it's looking pretty bad; but you can make your donation to Greenpeace and I'll change that. Greenpeace has been around since nineteen seventy one and they do a lot of amazing work. It's a combination of direct protest, lobbying and research to get things done; and their track record speaks for itself. It's thanks to Greenpeace that we have the international ban on commercial whaling. Greenpeace is the one who forces keeping nuclear waste free. Greenpeace can do even more with your help. I'm making a donation this year, haven't figured out how much yet; I don't have that much to give, but I'll give what I can. If you feel the same way . |
VLOG210 | 6.5 | 4.1 | 3.9 | 4.1 | 6 | VLOG210 | 217.61 | 0.35772 | 1.1192 | 0.40881 | 3.8038 | 0.22131 | 0.71388 | 0.16556 | 0.024986 | 0.48179 | 6.5449 | 2.156 | 0.004411 | 0.87759 | -0.00002 | 0.00211 | 0.19352 | 2.3404 | 0.70101 | 0.047854 | 0.29952 | 7.38106 | 0.255478 | 99 | 150 | 210 | Hi. What up guys? I'm doing pretty good, just chilling. Oh, what's this? Huh, nothing, just my sixty caliber, you know. Going to put this away, if you don't mind. Huh, okay. . So there a few things I want to talk about with you guys today. First thing, save Jesus from the dragons . Do it now. Okay, second thing, it was recently brought to me by this black guy that . So it was recently brought to me by a buddy of mine Lamar that as of late my videos have been slightly different. And to be honest, I agree with him. This is not necessarily a negative thing. But I have seen a change over the last few months. In my opinion, my videos have become a tad bit too repetitive and a little bit dull at times. I mean you guys still seem to like them. But who cares, you guys are douche bags. I'm kidding guys. Wow, I'm kidding. I'm sorry. All I'm saying guys, is that I kind of want to go back to the way it used to be before, when I enjoyed the finer things in life, like going down to the beach on Sundays and slapping chimpanzees. You know, good times. So yeah, now I'm just going to try do something different in my videos. Look at last month when I moved away from your mom to your dad, huh. What's moving on? Third thing. In my last video I mentioned that I was going to be getting a Mac Pro in a week and it was just like care bears, fun. That obviously didn't happen yet. Mostly because my Mac decided to take a dump on my face, two girls went top style. Gross, yeah. Basically my being cancelled and my Mac won't be arriving until the sixth of August. Which brings us to our fourth point. Currently today until the date of fourteenth of August, which means no Mac until the fourteenth. However, fear not I'll still try make videos whilst I'm here so, awesome. |
VLOG212 | 5.9 | 4.6 | 3.9 | 5 | 5.6 | VLOG212 | 163.03 | 0.63977 | 0.90018 | 0.3772 | 4.0032 | 0.228 | 0.60547 | 0.22703 | 0.018732 | 0.95629 | 7.3296 | 2.9018 | 0.008232 | 1.1206 | -0.000018 | 0.003567 | 0.28823 | 1.3074 | 0.45772 | 0.04021 | 0.35009 | 7.199433 | 0.610242 | 109 | 165 | 212 | And now I am back home. And as you can tell, I went to go see Toy Story One and Two in three D. These are my three D specs. Do you like 'em? I like 'em. Do you like 'em? I don't care if you like 'em 'cause I like 'em. I had a good day; it was good. It was hot. Go see Toy Story One and Two in three D. It's awesome, totally worth it. It's really good. Hope you guys have a great day or did have a great day. Ta ta till tomorrow. Well, hey there, everyone. It is a beautiful day in Richmond, Virginia. And for the beginning of October, I'm pretty sure it's not supposed to be eighty five degrees. But the upside to it is, I got Subways so I'm going to eat, have a good meal, let this bus pass 'cause it's really loud. But going into the Comic Bookstore. Go on into the Comic Bookstore. It's going to be good times. I'm excited to read my comics and this is Broad Street, loud as hell. Yeah. Broad Street. Thanks for being loud and not letting me blog. Douche bags. Here I am at the CT, which is basically the Virginia Commonwealth University newspaper. Where, apparently, me being a blogger, is enough to get me a piece for the website, or something like that? I don't know. I got a call from that chick right there, and she was like, "Sid, you know, we need a blogger to talk about information about the Internet. " And I said, "Yeah, I would love to, 'cause I'm an Internet sensation. " And, uh, I -- I agreed to it. So, I'll let you guys know where to go. It's probably going to be ct. com or something? What is it? CT? commonwealthtimes. com, so go there. Probably starting next week I'm going to be doing blogs for these people. I'm excited, so, yay! |
VLOG213 | 5.1 | 2.8 | 4.7 | 3.8 | 3.1 | VLOG213 | 178.78 | 0.48238 | 1.1266 | 0.38904 | 4.0097 | 0.23611 | 0.62628 | 0.17524 | 0.027064 | 1.2677 | 10.938 | 6.048 | 0.006383 | 1.3123 | -0.000044 | 0.003547 | 0.259 | 1.8495 | 0.67831 | 0.044042 | 0.36676 | 4.433905 | 0.011903 | 119 | 157 | 213 | Zero rushing touch downs this entire season so far. Zero rushing touchdowns. Zero point zero. Pretty simple but interesting question was asked to both Terrell Owens and to Trent Edwards. The question was, if you were a fan today in the stands, would you too have been booing the team? Terrell Owens' response: Yeah, I'm pretty sure I would. They deserve better. And I agree with him there. Um, I wasn't in the stands yesterday, but I was a fan booing. When asked the same question in the post game press conference to Trent Edwards. Here's his answer: I'm not a Bills fan; I'm a football player here, so I can't really answer that question. Well, well, fans out there, I think we just found part of the problem. Our quarterback's not a fan of the team, apparently not on any level, because if he was, on any level, he would have answered like Terrell Owens, who said, you know what? Yeah, I would have booed because that was just a total disgrace, the sloppiest, crappiest football I've ever seen. But no; his answer: I'm, I'm not a fan, I'm a player here. Maybe that's why, you know, there's a little bit of lack of passion, you know? Um, let's talk about the penalties. Thirteen accepted penalties. There was actually much more called. I'm pretty sure they got to like sixteen, maybe seventeen penalties called. Thirteen penalties accepted, and of those thirteen, nine of them were false starts. What? Nine false starts. Roscoe Parrish's fumble. Sort of remind you of anything? Maybe uh, game one of the season, Monday night against the Patriots? Don't touch it. Don't touch it. Don't tou -- what? He touched it. Oh my God, the Browns got the ball. Lee Evans, in a post game interview, said to a reporter in the locker room, quote: I can't stand it. I can't stand to see it get much worse. Well, uh, nice statement, Lee, 'cause neither can any of us fans. Would -- I can't possibly think that this could get much worse, but guess what? We have to go to the Meadowlands next week and play the Jets. Okay. Dick Jauron has lost every single divisional game for the Bills since December ninth of two thousand and seven, and the Bills are zero and eight since then, losing every single AFC East game they've played last year and two of them this year. Since Dick Jauron signed his contract extension, Dick Jauron with the Bills is three in twelve since that contract extension and one in seven at home. I have a hard time believing that anyone on this team is still fully behind Dick Jauron. And you know, if the players aren't behind the coach, you end up with a game like this past Sunday. |
VLOG214 | 3.4 | 3.6 | 4.2 | 3.9 | 4.3 | VLOG214 | 221.69 | 0.3128 | 1.293 | 0.40704 | 3.6132 | 0.40951 | 0.82499 | 0.15973 | 0.02247 | 0.48209 | 5.6612 | 2.9044 | 0.005468 | 1.6895 | -0.000029 | 0.001522 | 0.25638 | 0.85835 | 0.24326 | 0.046053 | 0.28341 | 6.455911 | 0.085774 | 153 | 147 | 214 | This is my flute, um. If you look really close you can see that girl with glasses. I'm hardcore, you know, doing all that flute playing and stuff. Maya lenses camera. Such crap. I mean, it's -- it's the video -- it's in QuickTime. That's why I got a new one; it's a Cannon Powershot A five -- six E -- AI six E. It's like, top of the market, you know? It has four optical zoom and seven point one megapixels -- I mean, that's really good. And it has video and AVI so I can upload videos up to here. I am so cool. I'm failing math. Oh my gosh, it's -- it's, oh, wow. Gollum girls, they're pimping. All the chicks think I'm now bad. Ah, oh my gosh, it was so painful. They -- they like, put me in this dental chair, I'm like, why can't you just tinfoil on my teeth? They said, no, we can't do that, ugh, ugh, and I said, fuck this. And so, I just got stuck in my mouth. I'm not exactly stable, yet. Is -- is this a cut, on the inside of my mouth, oh my gosh, oh no, oh no. You know, I'm just gonna go bang some chick, okay? Caress my puss. Oh my gosh the fucking noises. Let's focus. Oh my gosh. They're making a Ghost Buster game. Oh my gosh, oh, it's just so -- just so cool. I'm all cool. I have a game cube. Game what color. Super Mario Brothers. Yeah. Oh my gosh, I didn't shave my legs last night. I just need to chill. I have nice legs, and now they look ugly. I'll have to wear full length jeans. I never do that. I always wear shorts. On a brighter note, I got a new boyfriend. His name is Brad. Two hundred forty seventh boyfriend I've had. He's also the two hunted ad fifty seventh brad I've dated. Oh my gosh, I haven't put on makeup in half an hour. Oh, I look like crap. Oh. |
VLOG216 | 5 | 3.2 | 4.2 | 3.4 | 4.5 | VLOG216 | 183.85 | 0.64481 | 0.83503 | 0.2784 | 3.6886 | 0.29467 | 0.67848 | 0.18521 | 0.02584 | 0.84804 | 6.9421 | 2.6869 | 0.05747 | 1.3456 | -0.000131 | 0.027544 | 0.38259 | 2.3975 | 0.7594 | 0.031963 | 0.31675 | 6.942661 | 0.165789 | 147 | 154 | 216 | Okay, so, Sunday I took the kids the kids to the mall because it was raining. We couldn't skate. Just -- just don't ask questions, okay? That's what we did. We went to the mall. Bad idea. It's way too close to Christmas. Very packed, not fun. Don't do it. Anyways, um, so we went into the skate shop/surf shop/we sell girls' underwear kind of place. Um -- I live four hours away from the ocean. So for anybody to actually surf around here is kind of uncommon. I don't know why there is a surf shop here. I mean -- I assume they have them at the beach as well. So why not just wait till you got the beach to buy your -- but anyways, anyways - surf shop in the mall. Oh! That makes a whole lot of sense. Um -- shit, that pisses me off. So anyways, what we do is we always go in there and we -- we raise a little alley. You know, we try on the wet suits -- which by the way smell like frog. I don't know if you guys knew that. Wet suits smell like frog. But that might just be because I've been in every single, uh, wet suit in there and, uh, sweat in them. Which makes them sweat suits. Just kidding. Um -- they smell like frogs though, seriously. Um -- and like stick up little -- little local skate shop stickers. And -- it -- it -- it's good times, okay. We -- we -- best thing to do, okay, when we go in there, ask them questions about their skateboards. It's hilarious. Okay. So I go back there and I -- I've been doing a little bit of research on these new gimmick skateboard -- skateboards, like -- like the Almost Impact and the -- and the Pearlite and obviously the P two. Um, so I see the Pearlite on the wall and I'm like okay, this is gonna be fun. I walked into the guy. I'm like, "Hey, what can you tell me about that uh -- that Plan B Pearlite over there? " He gets it out and he's like "Um --" Reads the packaging. "It's -- its' lighter, thinner, stronger. Yeah, that's what the packaging says. That's exactly what it is. I hear great things about these all the time. They're just -- they're awesome. You should probably buy one like right now. " And I'm like, "Good God dude" and I'm freaking. I went into this whole spiel. I'm pretty sure I quoted the entire website on his ass. Awesome. Awesome. And then this kid walks up. I wish he had done that when I was owning the dude. And he's like, "Hey I want that baker board over there and I want it gripped with Jessup. " Jessup makes you mess up. Okay. Dawn, that's for you. That was a little weird. I'm not gonna laugh. Anyways, so the guy -- the guy's trying to grip this board, right? And -- and he's trying to train this other dude too because -- well, I don't really know. It was kind a like the blind leading the blind. But anyways, he just kind 'a throws the grip tape at it and it sticks. And it's -- its like -- I don't know how it stuck and had that many bubbles in it. It was absolutely insane. I don't understand how that even happened. It looked like a hot dog with -- with -- you know -- the baker logo on the bottom down here and the grip tape on the top. It was ridiculous. I don't know how he got that many air bubbles in it. He didn't sand down the edges, he just sat there and he poked out all the air bubbles with pins and then flattened out the grip tape. I was like you idiot I wanna slap you on the freaking mouth right now. I have literally not wanted to grip a board so bad in my entire life. Like I just wanted to push him out of the way. Like flip him over the glass counter and do it myself. Pisses me off. It was so bad. And then, he doesn't -- he doesn't file down the edges or anything like that that you would normally do when you're gripping a skateboard. No. No. He just throws the grip tape on there and starts trying to cut it out and can't figure out why it's all freaking wavy and crap and it doesn't look anything like it should look. It was awful. It looked disgusting. I wanted to punch him in the mouth. Anyways, that's one story. Another story -- shit -- I forgot which one I was gonna tell you guys. Ah -- what did we do? Oh -- yeah -- um, so local skate shop again was having this -- this contest for t shirt designs and skateboard designs. And Deshawn had drawn up a bunch of designs. And, uh, he didn't realize that because he wasn't eighteen yet he couldn't enter the contest without his parent's signature. And I wasn't about to drive a half hour to go home to get his mom to sign a sheet of paper and then drive back. So the guys at the skate shop were like, "Hey, if you just go out to the car and sign this yourself, we'll never know. " And I'm like well -- that's a lot less fun. So what we're gonna do is, we're going to the mall and we'll talk to you guys in a little bit. So we were walking in the mall and we were looking for a girl. Any girl would've done really. But we got all the way to this Malinick's place before we found anybody. And we got in there and there's these two cute little blond girls sitting at the counter. Not doing anything because that place doesn't sell shit because they fucking bick . But anyways. So we get up there and Deshawn is like "Hey, I need you guys to sign this so that I could get in this contest -- right? " And they were like, "Oh cool. We could do that. Yeah, we could pretend to be your mom. What's your name? " He tells her his name and shit like that. And they're -- they're taking turns writing on this sheet of paper -- not the actual form -- but just random pieces of paper, to see who has the better signature. And they finally decided who has the better signature and they sign it and they're like, "Oh, cool. I hope you win that contest. Don't break your arm or anything. I'm like "You fucking idiots. It says right on it that it's an art competition. He's drawing something. Is he really gonna break his arm drawing something? " They thought this was a legitimate skate contest and that 200 pound Deshawn was gonna be in it and -- and win the shit. What? Use your brain people. Anyways, I'm gonna go now. I have a lot more to say because I'm a little bit hyper. But I -- I'm gonna leave at that. Um -- do you guys -- do you guys do this too or is it just me? Am I the only person in the world that does this? Because I think it's freaking great. |
VLOG217 | 3 | 3.8 | 1.9 | 4.3 | 4.8 | VLOG217 | 260.59 | 0.28942 | 1.3093 | 0.45807 | 3.7111 | 0.20509 | 0.75699 | 0.13808 | 0.018139 | 0.66489 | 7.3162 | 3.5076 | 0.003282 | 1.584 | -0.000021 | 0.001444 | 0.158 | 1.672 | 0.66898 | 0.057416 | 0.40011 | 6.620669 | 0.104 | 151 | 199 | 217 | Hey, guys. So, like ten in the morning and I've been up like all night. I woke up yesterday at like, oh, about two thirty in the afternoon yesterday. Then I went back to sleep because I was really tired. Then I slept 'til like six. So I've been up since then. It's like, yeah. I'm getting pretty tired. I really want to go to sleep but, you know, I'll just end up sleeping all day and then I'll be up all night again -- starts that cycle, you know? This is what happens when you go out drinking and then you have a really bad hangover the next day which makes you sleep all day. So, I think the lesson here is, don't go out and drink and get a hangover the next day, you know? Avoid the hangover. Maybe drink some V eight, I don't know. I mean, I usually don't get really get bad hangovers but for some reason -- Anyways, not much is new here. Still unemployed, you know, living the good life of being a bum and partying non stop while being a broke ass, then sleeping all day. Yep. So, um, I did have a job interview on Saturday. It went really well until they gave me a drug test. Yeah. Never had to do a drug test for a job before. It was just like that swab test where you keep that thing in your mouth for like a minute or so. So everything went great on the interview and then it was like, okay, we'll just give you a drug test. And I was, like, okay. You know, I can -- all like, everything's cool. I'm not a druggie -- which I'm not. I don't really do drugs anymore and I don't even smoke weed anymore. I quit. Up until like, last week, like I was totally clean, right? I haven't done anything in so long and I didn't even smoke. I don't smoke anymore. I smoke on -- or I smoked on New Year's Eve, like a little bit, and I didn't even like it, really. You know? I don't like that feeling. So, um -- yeah. Then last week, I, uh, was just at this party and my friend was like, oh, I'll buy you some pills and I was like, well, I haven't done it in so long, like a year and a half probably or more. So I was like, why not? If you're gonna buy it for me, why not? So, yeah -- and that was like a week ago, or last Friday, so like more than a week ago. And apparently, like, I looked up those -- those drug tests online -- the saliva ones? They can only tell the drugs that have been in your system for, like, three days or something -- three or four days. So it was a good, like, seven to eight days so maybe it will come out good. I mean, I really hope so, because I'm getting really sick of this whole being a bum thing. I mean, my car insurance expires today so no more driving for me unless I want to risk getting pulled over and getting a ticket for no car insurance and then I have to pay, like, so much money if I got a ticket which is totally not even worth it. So this just sucks, you know? But I should be finding out about that job, like -- what's to day? Tuesday? Tomorrow or Thursday. So I'm really hoping for that, you know? It was kind of a lame job. I would be a bagger at Safeway which is a grocery store . I'd be one of those baggers. Bag your food for you? Asking old ladies if they need help out to their car. I'd be that sad, miserable person pushing the carts around in the snow out of the parking lot. But hey, it's a job. Oh, right. Um, so this morning, I was sleeping, right? And don't ya freaking hate it when people call you when you're sleeping? Yeah, I do. So my friend calls me and I'm all sleeping, you know. I was so tired. So I grab my phone to hit Ignore and -- I don't know if you can see over there. There's like a coffee cup right over there on my nightstand. There's my bed. I'm sleeping there, you know? Yeah? And, uh, I hit Ignore and then put it on my nightstand -- goes right into the coffee cup. Yeah. I hear this, like, dunk and splash or whatever. So I'm like, oh, crap. So I reach in the coffee cup, and I pull it out, and I just like shook it off and then threw it on the floor. I didn't wake up to see like if it was all right, if it was broken, you know. I didn't give a shit. I just wanted to sleep. But it's all good, see? It's a little sticky. I didn't wash it off yet but it's good, no damage done. Score. Shit, I just called someone. Sorry. Anyways, I think that does it for my video. Once I find something interesting to talk about, maybe I'll make another one. All right. |
VLOG218 | 4.2 | 5.1 | 5.1 | 5.1 | 5.6 | VLOG218 | 169.27 | 0.59623 | 0.87042 | 0.42361 | 3.8309 | 0.23909 | 0.6585 | 0.2119 | 0.015873 | 0.74179 | 6.3125 | 3.7307 | 0.003572 | 1.6741 | 0.000002 | 0.002105 | 0.35733 | 2.9621 | 0.74073 | 0.03457 | 0.25007 | 4.353276 | 0.008746 | 134 | 133 | 218 | So, even though my dear friend could not be here with us right now, I will show you a photo of the stocking that she -- she did make. That should be going up some where in front of my face, now. Yeah, soak it in, that's right, boom, not just any stalking, a uh, a uh tube sock stocking. Go XXXX. And of course, you know, I had to make something bizarre and seemingly clever, in my own opinion, and so I made, oh goodness, I made a, um, stocking for an octopus. There you go. It is an eight legged stocking for an octopus because I think -- you know they want to celebrate under the sea, right? But don't fret kiddies, it does have an actual like stocking hole so it's a fully functional, uh, stocking for octopi. I think that's, yes -- that's plural for octopus, right? I'm going to talk a little bit quieter now. As far as what I want for Christmas, honestly, it sounds so sappy and it sounds so like rehearsed but I don't know, there is nothing that I really want. I mean you can ask my parents. I haven't asked for anything for Christmas because, aw, it sounds lame but the things I want for Christmas you can't like put a price on. Like I just want to be in good health. I want my friends to be happy, all of my family to be safe. I want to be successful at what I do. I want to come up with cool ideas and -- I don't know, those are what I want right now. As far as material go I -- I don't know, I'm pretty blessed and I have -- like I have what I want. I can't really think of anything else like a possession or something that I need. I just -- I mean of course I would love more books. I would love more movies and music and things like that, but nothing that I want badly enough to just like, put on list, and ask somebody to buy it for me. So I don't know, I don't really have a -- a Christmas list. I literally have not made one and I haven't asked for anything because, uh, anyways at random, and like don't let me guilt you into thinking that you're -- you're not supposed to want a Christmas list. It's totally cool if you want stuff for Christmas. If you want all of that cool stuff, by all means, write your little heart out to Santa until you -- your little heart can't write no more. I don't know if you can tell, but I'm tired. So, I am going to end this video. It is-- well Apple says it is one ten in the morning, so I am going to edit this and get some sleep. By sleep I mean watch some more Supernatural on DVD until it is a stupid hour in the morning, and then wish that I didn't stay up that long. Happy Holidays. So first and foremost, XXXX couldn't be part of the vlog portion this time around because my camera actually died while we were at her house. She did, however, give me a list of things she wanted for Christmas, but I suck and I don't think I took the list with me, so I'm gonna try to remember what was on it. She wanted rocket powered something. Yeah, some kind of appliance that's like powered by rockets. Confusingly enough, I also think she wanted the first season of Rocket Power on DVD. She could have put Boy Meets World on DVD, maybe? Sere -- I am such a bad friend. Me and XXXX are just artistic masochists, who decided to keep drawing, even though it's not part of the challenge. Bottom line is, after we were done with our stockings, we continued drawing and we both did, uh, Santa Claus. Now, the first Santa Claus I'm gonna show you is the one XXXX made. Whoa bang. So this is XXXX's sexy Santa. He's got liver spots, a not so happy trail, fishnets, a cookie hand, cool nips, stretch marks, a cookie gut -- oh and a happy in cookie hand. I took a different route and I am not a lover like sexy Santa, I am a fighter. So I made brutal Santa. |
VLOG219 | 5.2 | 5.6 | 5 | 4.7 | 5.7 | VLOG219 | 231.79 | 0.25612 | 1.7116 | 0.59212 | 3.601 | 0.29555 | 0.83109 | 0.12592 | 0.025925 | 0.36408 | 7.097 | 2.9858 | 0.000794 | 1.2959 | -0.00001 | 0.000305 | 0.22804 | 1.3547 | 0.60911 | 0.046807 | 0.44964 | 6.819013 | 0.153226 | 152 | 179 | 219 | Hi, everybody. So, XXXX tagged me in this YouTube game. So me and XXXX are going to share five facts about me and then I'm going to tag five more people who have to share five facts. So, fact number one. I was born in Alaska. Here's the photographic evidence. That's me, baby Katie with my Dad, and a sled dog. Oop, there we go, there, much better, okay? And my Dad raised me and he didn't have a choice. And when I was five we moved away. Uh, here's another fact. I am fascinated by the history of the American West. Um, the frontier town, the gold rushes, the Oregon Trail, outlaws, our clashes between the Native Americans, all of it. I love it. Um, and I haven't done much to pursue that interest, other than watch movies, read books, and become a dedicated fan of Deadwood, may it rest in peace. Here's another fact. I am the oldest of three children, and my little sister is fourteen years younger than me, and she's awesome. Alright, final fact. I have huge literary crushes on Carson McCullers, Flannery O'Connor and James Tiptree, Jr. , aka Alice Sheldon. I just love great story telling and really freaky dark stuff, and those ladies do it for me. So now that I'm no longer it, I'm going to choose five YouTubers to um, answer, to be it now. I'm tagging, um, XXXX, because he asked, XXXX, and then three YouTube users in Spanish, . Alright, have fun guys. Bye. |
VLOG220 | 5.2 | 5.9 | 3.5 | 4.8 | 4.9 | VLOG220 | 221.94 | 0.17095 | 1.5965 | 0.50831 | 3.477 | 0.35365 | 0.80014 | 0.16973 | 0.024753 | 0.3009 | 6.7693 | 3.8539 | 0.000147 | 1.4416 | -0.000001 | 0.000077 | 0.25161 | 2.0244 | 0.70872 | 0.046669 | 0.35009 | 6.417484 | 0.094714 | 123 | 168 | 220 | All right, it's been a month, time for some results. Results too -- that I've been putting off for a long time, not because I'm busy because I'm totally like dilly dallying or something. The Disney Fact contest. Um, I got tons of interviews, it was a huge shock because normally, things like that, I'm, like, maybe two entries, and now I got like maybe ten, which is a lot, I think. Um, so thank you to everybody who entered. Um, you had a lot of really cool facts, more than I knew um, which is like cool to you know, you know think that actually found those facts out -- wow, I'm a cheesy -- I'm a cheesy? What? I don't know, what? I don't know, that really didn't come out right. And some of them, I didn't know, but I was impressed with one in particular that I spent, like, hours searching to confirm it because I thought it was so crazy and so cool. I've was actually stuck between three winners, um but I had to go with this one. So anyway, without and further ado, I really want to be dramatic and it put this thing in, like, an envelope. In like, in like, a thick envelope. And the winner of the Disney Fact contest is -- thank you, Nader ! Congratulations Nathan , um. His fact was pretty freaking awesome. Okay, so check this out. For those of you that haven't been to Disneyland or Disney World, and haven't ridden on a lot of adventure rides. In the ride, there is a glass window that goes wall to wall, floor to ceiling. So, this wise guy decided to bring in a BB gun on the ride. He shot through the glass window and left a whole in it. Because of the size of the glass, and because of the price that it would cost them to replace it, they just decided to go the easy way out and cover it up with a spider. I thought that was pretty crazy, um, this is Jenader . Send me your mailing address to my e mail at yahoo. com and I will send you your prize. All right guys have a nice day, and, uh, later skaters. That's my thing now, so get used to it. I'm done. |
VLOG221 | 4.7 | 5.1 | 4.2 | 4.9 | 4.5 | VLOG221 | 245.6 | 0.37172 | 1.3204 | 0.50403 | 3.5791 | 0.43005 | 0.74287 | 0.19937 | 0.028234 | 0.64695 | 6.5127 | 3.5156 | 0.001138 | 1.6422 | -0.000001 | 0.000638 | 0.2774 | 1.1547 | 0.46199 | 0.044457 | 0.40011 | 6.718344 | 0.251555 | 119 | 157 | 221 | What's happening? What's going down? Uh, I fail at life. I need something to talk about. Time to go to the internet, but how? Okay, well, you can find anything on the internet. So, just gonna talk about my life. Uh, boring. I'll make something up, then. I could try teleportation. Uh, that worked perfectly. The lighting is so good here. It even matches my shirt. Aah! Okay. So I just moved around. You don't have to rain on my parade or anything. Whatever. So. Yeah. Uh huh. In a different mood. Still don't have anything to talk about. Oh, yeah. I was gonna make something up. Having the things, YouTube isn't do it. They have something to talk about day after day after day, and I just think of nothing. Usually a creative person, too. Ehhh. Maybe I should just stick with video responsals. No, I promised myself that I was gonna do this, that I was gonna start making videos Just probably not gonna do that. Err err. But I got a math -- Mac. This -- this here -- this here, that I'm shaking, that is Mac. Aaah! Sorry. Um, don't like my hair. Anyway. Um, mmm; what was I saying? Oh, yeah. Since I got a Mac and I got iMovie, it's gonna be easier, like, uch. I don't know. Gonna have to ask my mother how to work this. Yeah. So, I'm gonna make more videos. And not just, like, short little videos, just like, two or three long videos. I mean, three minute long videos. I'm just gonna talk -- talk to you. See how many vees I can get, I guess . Next time I'll comb my hair. Uhh. XXXX. Bye. |
VLOG222 | 4.7 | 4.9 | 4 | 4.5 | 4.7 | VLOG222 | 234.34 | 0.26119 | 1.4521 | 0.45184 | 3.4255 | 0.31203 | 0.81596 | 0.14592 | 0.025885 | 0.35673 | 5.9156 | 2.0453 | 0.000806 | 1.2721 | -0.000009 | 0.000412 | 0.14617 | 2.3512 | 0.78394 | 0.062606 | 0.33342 | 6.307802 | 0.070847 | 119 | 161 | 222 | Hello. So guys, this is my hundred fifty first ever blog. The reason I'm telling you about my hundred fifty first blog is because I forgot that my last one was my hundred fiftieth. Somehow a hundred fifty seems like a more rounded, suitable number for a milestone than a hundred fifty one, but you're just going to have to deal with it 'cause, I forgot. So, yeah, hundred fifty first video, wanted to do something cool to celebrate, couldn't think of anything cool to do to celebrate. So what I'm going to do, I know a lot of people make awesome cakes and stuff; I'm just going to tell you a joke. It's my favorite joke in the whole world. Okay, here's my joke, I've actually said this joke in a blog before but I'm hoping that none of you remember, because if you do remember, I'm gonna feel kind of stupid for recycling my joke. Anyway, this is my absolute specialty of a joke, it is my uber cool, amazing, awesome, perfect joke that I'm building up really badly, and you're probably gonna be really disappointed. Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin says, "Cor, it's a bit hot in here, " and the other muffin says, "Aah, a talking muffin. " Isn't that joke just amazing though? Because I think I first heard that joke when I was like, ten, and I remember thinking when I was ten, that is, you know, that is one hell of a joke, but in the last two days I have come across three people who don't understand that joke. Now, it's all fine when someone doesn't understand a joke, but when they analyze the joke, and pick apart the joke, and are like, this joke doesn't make sense, because this is this -- that really bugs me. It's like, you don't get it, just shut up about it. Not that I'm pointing fingers at anyone, Tom, seeing as you wanted a shout out. Here's your shout out, you ruined my joke, why'd you ruin my joke? I'm only joking, it was fine that you ruined my joke, I won't hold it against you. Can everyone, please, leave their favorite jokes in the comments? 'Cause, it will just be fun for me to read, and if there's any really good ones, I'll read them out in my next video. Anyway, what have I been doing lately? I've been watching X Factor lately which I don't even want to talk about because I'm just still too angry about it. And on Saturday I went on a school trip to see plays about sex trafficking, which was very, very, depressing because you kinda think that that sort of thing only happens in third world countries and really, like, undeveloped places, but there's fifty illegal sex trade places in Croydon alone, which in context is like, a small part of London. That was really, really, really hard hitting, and it made me think that we suck as a country. I'm gonna just say one more thing, because this is, like, really important. So, I -- I'm sure most of you know what Chartjackers is by now, but if you don't, basically, four UK bloggers. Alex, Charlie, Jimmy and Johnny were picked by the BBC and asked if they would write and produce and perform, using the YouTube community -- I'm just using my head instead of my hands, 'cause I'm holding my laptop on my knees. Um, the song that they were gonna release in the charts for Children in Need, which was done. And now all that needs to happen, is that everyone needs to buy the song so that we can raise loads, and loads, and loads and loads of money for Children in Need. So I'm going to put a link in the sidebar to the song which you can buy from iTunes and Children in Need own the song now, so every single penny goes to them. So it will be so good if you could buy the song, even if you hate the song, but you won't hate the song 'cause it's an amazing song. So yeah, I'm going to go now and I'm going to leave you with this thought. It's my eighteenth birthday on Thursday, the nineteenth November. Goodbye. |
VLOG223 | 5.4 | 6.2 | 5.4 | 6.1 | 6.2 | VLOG223 | 195.88 | 0.25323 | 1.9226 | 0.72788 | 3.588 | 0.32157 | 0.7565 | 0.21607 | 0.024836 | 0.52643 | 8.351 | 3.5508 | 0.001138 | 1.4865 | -0.000004 | 0.000574 | 0.34322 | 2.4551 | 0.73673 | 0.03693 | 0.30008 | 6.117798 | 0.084142 | 133 | 131 | 223 | Hey everyone, it's XXXX and it's been a while since I've put anything on my personal channel, but I thought this would be a good mix with the type of video -- the caliber, if you will, of videos that I posted on my personal channel, um, whether I'm stuck in a box, or, uh, you know, a spider down below. Uh, I think that this might -- might fit well. Uh, I had mentioned that I learned via Darrings Dance Grooves. I don't know if any of you used it back in like eighth grade or something, or maybe you young's are too young for it. But um, Darrings Dance Grooves helped me learn a chorus of Britney Spears' You Drive Me Crazy, so I danced it up for you guys. I just did it, so it's a little bit backwards. But, um, I learned it and I did it and it's there. So, uh, don't judge me too harshly. I have no dance background. I just -- I just like to dance. Just got to dance. Screw girls tonight. I just want to dance. "You can not do/You drive me crazy/I just can't sleep/I'm so excited I'm in too deep/Ohh, crazy, but it feels all right/Baby, thinking of you keeps me up all night. " I just wanted to say hey and um, I know that I've had a bunch more new -- new viewers so thank you so much. I'm glad that you think I'm interesting. I guess that is kind of validating for the -- for the things that I do in my life so I hope that you stick around, that you comment and send video responses. If you have learned anything on Darrings Dance Grooves, 'fess up. Whether it's via video or comments, I want to hear about it. Um, I am like always on here doing the weirdest things. I'm so sorry, I feel like I , huh, it's-- it's three in the morning you guys, this is like the afternoon for me. I -- I -- all my friends get tired and then I am still up so I do this. This is my life. I am a vampire. I know that you lesbians are really into vampires. I don't know why. Well actually I do because I think it's pretty hot too. But, um, but I am a vampire. I stay up late at night. I rarely see the sun as you can tell by my pale complexion. I just -- I just want to talk to someone. I wish that other people were awake at 3 am and would like do this stupid shit with me 'cause it's not really fun when I'm doing it alone and talking to my computer. You know, when -- when you watch it, it doesn't seem so weird because you're like watching it but when I'm doing it alone in my house at three A. M. , little creepy. So this is my life. I'm living it. Okay. Byyyyyyyyyye. |
VLOG224 | 4.1 | 5.4 | 4 | 5.2 | 4.4 | VLOG224 | 211.31 | 0.25009 | 1.2375 | 0.39107 | 3.866 | 0.31886 | 0.71651 | 0.18241 | 0.023755 | 0.48255 | 7.0603 | 3.4104 | 0.015159 | 1.0026 | -0.000011 | 0.006276 | 0.4378 | 2.0624 | 0.68765 | 0.031032 | 0.33342 | 6.944455 | 0.294118 | 131 | 146 | 224 | And don't you think it's really annoying when people apologize, like, over apologize, about not making a video? I'm really the victim, like the viewers. But I -- I -- I always feel like I want to apologize when I don't make a video for a very long time. It's, like, I did vanish, but not really. So, I've been doing nothing, in a really good way, I guess. Yeah, in a -- in a really good way, do nothing in a really good, fun -- just making making a video too. Bet you want to see my face, even though my hair covers it anyway. Um, but I've also been wondering what makes somebody shallow? Like, not limited to, like, physical parents, but when you find out someone you're interested in and, like, really into music that you don't like, or an artist you absolutely hate, and that's such a turn off that you're not attracted to that person any more. Is that -- is that considered shallow or something -- something like that? If -- if you like, uh, very, um, deep things, so I guess it is, but I don't know -- what are your thoughts? Please tell me. I can't trick my own thoughts. Oh, I got a little bit tanner. Not too much tanner, but a little -- little bit tanner, so it doesn't look like I'm Boo Radley, uh, To Kill A Mockingbird. Sometimes I just like making faces. Like now. Hi. I'm just waiting for my camera to change colors. Okay, I think that's it. So it's been a really long time. Um, I don't really have an excuse, but I'm just in a frump, really. You can understand that. |
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