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VLOG1 | 4.9 | 3.7 | 3.6 | 3.2 | 5.5 | VLOG1 | 178.15 | 0.38358 | 1.2526 | 0.4544 | 3.3674 | 0.29309 | 0.82192 | 0.12429 | 0.018525 | 0.38232 | 4.169 | 2.2395 | 0.061449 | 1.1213 | -0.002047 | 0.025597 | 0.18441 | 1.3559 | 0.60796 | 0.051389 | 0.44839 | 7.026606 | 0.14787 | 121 | 198 | 1 | You know what I see - - no, more like hear a lot these days, is people calling other people gay as an insult. Now what makes people come up with calling others gay? Now here's an example. Hey, hey, you wanna trade Pokemon or Ziegfield cards? Or, or, or we can play, we can play superheroes. Oh, can I be Optimus Prime? Dude, you are so gay. Dude, the cool kids do crack. Oh, my mommy says, say no to drugs. Okay, how the hell does playing Pokemon cards or -- or --- or dancing or holding hands with another guy make me homosexual? I don't get these people. This is how it is in my school. Okay, here's an example. All right, um, when they see two guys are gay, they're together, they're like no, ew, no. No, no that -- that doesn't go together - - you know, two guys, no. two sticks, no. It just doesn't work like . But when they see two girls, they're like, get it on. And I don't get these people. I've never seen someone say like, oh, you're so homosexual or you're so lesbian or you're such a child molester. It is always the word gay, cause apparently gay is now an insult, even though the word means like happy and lively and that kinda giddy feeling you have inside, like -- -- but no you have to turn that happy word into a mean word. Apparently, we can do that now, turning good things into bad things. It's like how Spiderman felt good, but then that -- that -- that grease that gets all over him and then and then evil Dr. Octopus. That's so gay, you like Spiderman. Lar, I'm going to the movies with the guys to watch Mama Mia. You never know if other people are offended by what you say. I'm not saying you're a bad person if you do it. I used to do it all the time. I'm more focused on why we say it. In the end, we're all the same. You know, there's nothing wrong with it. I was just wondering where it all came from, you know. All right, thanks a lot for watching. Oh, yeah and the club channel is up and running. So, make sure to check that out because there's gonna be a lot of cool stuff on there. We'll do up to like four challenges at a time. We'll do contests, dares, questions. In the end, there's gonna be a lot of viewer interactions, so it's gonna be really fun. We may even put other people on the video too. So check it. |
VLOG3 | 5 | 5 | 4.6 | 5.3 | 4.4 | VLOG3 | 239.32 | 0.36474 | 1.2205 | 0.41543 | 3.815 | 0.17479 | 0.64969 | 0.22731 | 0.027022 | 0.75389 | 9.6661 | 4.745 | 0.002103 | 1.2898 | -0.000011 | 0.001229 | 0.16404 | 1.0272 | 0.51374 | 0.057632 | 0.50013 | 4.006787 | 0.008571 | 175 | 164 | 3 | Hey there, if you are watching this movie you probably all ready know what Circle Lens are. For those of you that don't I will just let you know really quick. Um, Circle Lens is a type of contact lens, um, that make your iris appear larger. So they're really good for cross playing or giving a dolly effect. They also help with helping make somebody look, like, more awake. And, um, they're colored lens usually. They come in, like, black, brown, but like, green, blue, all different colors. They're really good for people who have dark eyes because they're made -- usually they're made in Korea or Japan and, um, they're made so the colors will show very vibrantly on dark eyes. Right now I'm actually wearing a pair of Circle Lens. I'm wearing the Geo Nudy in violet. Um, they probably don't look that great because the light's not that great. Anyway, um, the point of this video is to let you guys know about a website that sells the Geo Brand Circle Lens for a really good price. Um, the website is called geocirclelens. web. com and all of the lenses on the site range from sixteen dollars to eighteen dollars. The is only five dollars so that is really good. The, um, girl who runs the site also does a bunch of promotions. Like, if you buy five pairs you get one free but you don't have to buy them all in one purchase, she will keep track of them for you. Um, she caries different kinds, she does back orders and she also carries in stock lenses so those will get to you within two to five days. Um, she carries the Nudy, the Angel, The Magic, the Piercing, any kind of lens that you might need. Um, also she responds to e mails really quickly, so, I'll put a link for the website and her e mail in the sidebar. Um, so if you have any more questions just ask her. All right, bye. I thought you're giving me cue, oh, wow, hey there. I just -- whatever we'll just keep going, Circle lens -- Are you still recording? What it means to know. Aooo aweee abumbaway -- Is it recording? Yeah. Oh. |
VLOG5 | 5.9 | 5.3 | 5.3 | 5.8 | 5.5 | VLOG5 | 173.5 | 0.47636 | 1.1678 | 0.50508 | 3.6949 | 0.32347 | 0.65878 | 0.22253 | 0.021466 | 0.64251 | 5.9906 | 2.9443 | 0.003113 | 2.0487 | -0.000064 | 0.002611 | 0.30966 | 2.2164 | 0.70205 | 0.037614 | 0.31675 | 7.016616 | 0.57479 | 117 | 156 | 5 | Doing a standard re tweet themed, so web two point zero, and you guys know how I roll, I'm all three point zero up in here. Anyway, I got a message about CD's, umm, she, here I -- I -- you know I finally hear at three forty seven A. M. , I got to watch her Actions Talk, umm, episode -- I don't know what to call it -- like, interview? It's on Actions Talk about her website, sohobiztube. So, I'm -- I'm throwing this on the twitter, and the link to her interview is uh, you're on the YouTube right now, and the link is right there. But I wanted to say a -- a few things about CD. CD is the person who saw me speak one day and put me on the cover of her magazine here. That I am, looking all -- looking all something. Um, and she's putting together this website, sohobiztube, which a -- whose goal I guess is to be -- she says the YouTube for businesses, but I -- you know, I look forward to umm, businesses getting schooled in the arts of picking up a little, uh, digital camera like I have here, and running around their business like, hey, look at my business, look at my business, and then putting it on the internet. That'll be, that'll be awesome, you gotta have more of that. Oh here, I have my old broken camera. See businesses, you can take your camera, and then you can record like this, and then you can put it on sohobiztube, and connect with other elite business ninjas on the interwebs. Ok the -- I -- anyway - the, the video is actually good. There's some cool, insightful stuff in there. It's ten minutes, which at, you know, at first, you know for us A. D. H. D. internet people you're like oh no, but, it's worth sitting down through it and watching it. And I'm going to, uh, release you from this, uh, uh, video experience, and uh, go -- go check her out. I'll put her twitters and my twitters and the link to the video over there. And check out the other Actions Talk videos if you're into being an entrepreneur and being up at three A. M. , and having your house look like that, you know what I'm saying? Ok, I'm good, I -- huh -- duh -- huh, time to go to sleep. |
VLOG6 | 5.4 | 4.8 | 4.4 | 4.8 | 5.7 | VLOG6 | 201.28 | 0.27454 | 1.4996 | 0.40633 | 3.8767 | 0.22874 | 0.67715 | 0.17994 | 0.0295 | 1.0196 | 10.359 | 4.9313 | 0.032137 | 0.97954 | -0.000101 | 0.014806 | 0.19399 | 2.5351 | 0.75993 | 0.048036 | 0.29976 | 3.465855 | 0.008744 | 108 | 179 | 6 | Hello, and welcome to the XXXX. My name's XXXX and the following is written by David Thorney, Thorney, ney, nei, Tho -- Thoreau, Thor, Thor -- I don't know if the E is silent. Welcome to the XXXX, where we XXXX report. Obviously, having your own monkey would be a fantastic idea, because they're quite intelligent and yet unable to speak. They have the advantage of learning quickly through beatings while being unable to tell anyone. Below, is a list of the kind of monkeys that would be good to have. The list is far from complete as it omits Jet Ski Monkey, Boiling Water Monkey, Battlestar Galactica Monkey, but covers the basic best kind of monkey there is, Disguise Monkey, monkey that wears a disguise. If I had a monkey, I would borrow my mom's sewing machine and make my monkey a little monkey suit. Then if anyone said that's not a real monkey, it's just a monkey suit, I can see the zipper, I could say, I bet you fifty dollars it's a real monkey. And when they say that seems like unreasonable, but you're on, my monkey would take off the monkey suit, and they would have to pay me fifty dollars, and I would buy drugs with the fifty dollars, for the monkey so that he could live with himself for having to live inside a monkey suit all day. Gambling Monkey, monkey that likes to gamble. If I had a monkey, I would teach him how to count cards like Dusting Hoffman in Rain Man, and sneak my monkey into a casino. And if anyone said, that's a monkey, whose monkey is that, I would say that is not my monkey. Channel changing Monkey, monkey that changes channels. If I had a monkey, I would teach how to use all of the entertainment equipment. I would save money on batteries for the remote controls by having my monkey change the channels for me. With the money I'd save on batteries, I would buy drugs. I would share the drugs with my monkey, while we watched Black Books and Stephen Chow movies. Surveillance Monkey, monkey surveils. If I had a monkey, I would teach him to track down people who annoy me, by using their profile photo and Google maps. Using an earpiece to communicate, I would have my monkey conceal himself behind the person typing on Facebook. And when that person wrote something stupid, I would have my monkey run up and slap them on the back of the head really hard, and then make a quick escape. Having several monkeys would be more convenient, but I don't have time to train seven monkeys, with having to do my own hair in the morning and all. Web monkey, monkey on the web. If I had a monkey, I would teach it download porn for me. This way I could spend my time watching it instead of looking for it. I estimated this would save me a hundred and thirty seven hours a week. I would obviously require a monkey with similar taste for mine, but how hard can it be to find a monkey with a fondness for pregnant German women, in latex. Monkey monkey, monkey monkey monkey. That's my monkey. Final summation, having a monkey sounds like a lot of fun. In the comments below, what would you train your monkey to do? I bet it's dirty, o ho, o ho. The best comments are going to make it onto the next show. And I love you, have a wonderful day. Muah. Kisses to your mom, because she knows you know that I know that we know what we both might not know. Lord. |
VLOG7 | 4.7 | 5.1 | 4.4 | 5.1 | 4.7 | VLOG7 | 275.68 | 0.48758 | 1.0312 | 0.42298 | 3.6332 | 0.52273 | 0.45095 | 0.28455 | 0.017109 | 0.68817 | 5.0138 | 4.2065 | 0.1286 | 1.2327 | -0.000051 | 0.04323 | 0.56 | 1.7204 | 0.60069 | 0.024801 | 0.34916 | 7.16026 | 0.285714 | 135 | 156 | 7 | Hey you guys, um, I decided for this video I would be holding a Christmas ball. I just took it off my tree because it broke and, um, it's kinda plastic, a bit stupid, but I just thought since Christmas is coming up soon, that I'd, you know, my video that's, uh -- that's my attempt. All right, let's start off this with, um, a little recap. Um, I haven't made a video, um, in a while, so I guess this is time to you just talk a bit more about what happened last week and the week before last, and my views on it. Sadly, a lot of really good acts have actually been booted off X Factor, um, names such as Lucie Jones; Lloyd Daniels; add Danyl Johnson; all really good contestants, but I don't really think they made the cut. And the finalists now are the ones who really deserve to be in there, and are the ones that are definitely the best. But I was still very sad to see those three go. Um, when I found out that John and Edward, , um, were kicked off, I was really happy, because every second when I saw them perform, I died a little inside. Isn't that sad? Last week, after watching Lady Gaga perform Bad Romance in her awesome devil costume and starting off in a bath that apparently was from Simon Cowell, I, uh, placed my vote for Oli. I am about to place my vote this week for Oli Myers. Thank you for calling The X Factor. and be with you. Woow! Go Myers! All right, let's talk a little bit about this week, because that's probably the most important thing at the moment. Um, I sadly don't have my TV yet. Um, actually, . That's for my TV when it comes. It should have come a couple of weeks ago, but it still hasn't come. Damn. Can't wait. And, um, this is my tree and our stockings -- and I kinda went off the point, but anyway. Um, yeah. So basically, uh, I watched a couple of performances on the ITV Channel Four for X Factor, and, um, I was really disappointed. Last week was amazing. All the acts did brilliantly; they sang really well; I was -- wanted them all to stay in, 'cause they all did so fabulously. But this time it was terrible. They did just terrible. So, yeah, Stacey was kicked out, big deal -- she did terrible. I liked her -- her first audition and she went downhill from there. She just wasn't that great. I don't like her personality. It's too corky and funny and cute and really, really hyper. It's like she's always, constantly fueled with coffee and caffeine and whatever other stimulants I could -- I could think off, but I can't. Anyway, it's like she had a tube in her puffing , and she's always so hyper it pissed me off. So I'm so glad she got kicked off. Um, but yeah, I think Oli's going to win, I'm sorry. Both Oli and Joe have got a lot of support. However, Joe is younger, less experienced, while Oli's older, smarter, cooler, better and just way more appealing than any of the other competitors since the whole show started. Um, so I'm really hoping he wins. All right, now it's your time to get video responding and commenting on this video. Please tell me what you think, um, about this week's, uh, shows, last week's shows, whatever. Who you want to see win the X Factor and who do you think, um, would be, like, the best record producing artist out of all the expected contestants. Because already, Lucie Jones and Lloyd Daniels and John and Edward have already -- still are pretty famous, even though they already got kicked off, which was, um, inevitable, because liked them. Anway -- |
VLOG8 | 5.4 | 4.8 | 3.8 | 4.1 | 4.2 | VLOG8 | 255.58 | 0.4231 | 1.1554 | 0.39079 | 3.759 | 0.27783 | 0.73244 | 0.16578 | 0.021644 | 0.58046 | 6.1914 | 2.7346 | 0.032058 | 1.6236 | -0.000217 | 0.015874 | 0.16954 | 0.84412 | 0.46439 | 0.056864 | 0.55015 | 7.612877 | 0.418219 | 123 | 178 | 8 | Hey guys. Well, I just got back from a Miley Cyrus concert at the o two. I'm totally excited, but my voice really hurts. I was kind of, like, screaming the whole time. Yeah. And, um, it was so awesome and I'll upload footage later, and, oh my God, it was amazing. I was shaking so much. It was so cool. And I've got my pint of water. Whoa. I look a wreck. I looked great the whole time for it. Right up until the car journey home, and I started crying with laughter. And XXXX which I will film at some when -- I'm not continuing that again. I can't believe she did that. Yeah, so I'll just say it now. But, um, yeah, it was so awesome at the O2, it was insane. It just flew --just flew. So, yeah. And, I got a totally email show today. Like emo mazing. It's totally awesome. Wanna see it? I made it. It's like a tank top. Oh, it's on the reverse for you. Yeah, like a tank top, and I always wanted to be Miley. What video have I taken that from? Yeah, that's my top I made. Yeah, you can tell 'cause it's all roughly stitched on 'cause I didn't do it properly. It's like a tank top, and if you don't know what that means, go to Home Miley thing . I'll put up a link or something. I'm sorry. My throat really hurts and I've been talking for a minute. Um, yeah. So, personally check out Miley Cyrus, personal and Miley Mandy shirt. Um, yeah, that's all I have to say at the moment. Lots of log blog blogs coming up. Log blogs. Um, yeah. Plus a music video - it's barely a music video, I did Media. It will be coming up soon. Yeah. See you later, don't get . |
VLOG9 | 5.6 | 5 | 4 | 4.2 | 4.9 | VLOG9 | 230.75 | 0.22081 | 1.8695 | 0.61309 | 3.7116 | 0.29866 | 0.80204 | 0.13597 | 0.025697 | 0.36677 | 7.3657 | 3.3669 | 0.001425 | 1.5372 | -0.000014 | 0.000667 | 0.18044 | 1.6186 | 0.67458 | 0.054172 | 0.41678 | 7.032778 | 0.120711 | 110 | 156 | 9 | Hey guys, it's Monday. Have you ever recorded an entire video only to discover that for some reason or another you don't have the footage that you just took? Well, that just happened to me and I can tell you that it is like the most frustrating feeling in the world. Actually, probably not, but it's really frustrating. Yeah. It makes me really angry. I don't even want to think about how long it has been since we have posted a video on this channel, but I am very happy to be back and I should be looking at the square. I'm looking at the square. So I hope you had a good first day or first week of school. I started school today. I'm usually excited for it to start but this -- this year, I just felt like this summer went by so fast. English, history and drama should be okay. English is my favorite subject so it's really hard for me to dislike my English class. And I'm taking French two, Chemistry, Study Hall, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah -- help. It's boring. So that is that. The information we got in English class says, you cannot hide in this class. Ha, ha, ha. Summer reading -- we had to read three books. We read The Devil in the White City, which was sort of not a political but like a, um, murder mystery type biography ish historical thing. I told you before I suck at book summer reads. People are like what's the book about and I'm like, nuh -- especially explaining stuff like Harry Potter. I just always sound so stupid. The Color Purple Witch I actually enjoyed a lot. The Sun Also Rises, which all I have to say about this book, is that it's awful. And if you have a choice, don't read it. Oh, do you want to see something really scary? Monstrous Elements of a Literature book. And it's huge. And gigantaur . Blah. Oh. Here's a picture of me and a giant lizard of the zoo. Stop shaking. Stop. Mmhhmm. So I've talked about school and the first day first, so I could, like, have the second part of this video be actually happy and talk about summer. I had a really great summer. It was too short because, um, the only part of the summer that I actually enjoyed was July because June was like super boring, because I was just stuck here. I went to Fairhope to visit my grandmother for the fourth of July and then I drove back with Katie to Montgomery. For two weeks, I was a counselor at Camp Shakespeare. I've been a counselor for three years now. Um, I was a camper for four. This is the first year that I've actually bonded with, um, all the other counselors and I miss it a lot, and we did not get to spend enough time together. Between being a counselor and then going to the teen camp, I made a bunch of new friends as well as, um, getting to spend time with the friends I already had, who I love. And I miss everyone so much. And next summer, I hope I can be with you guys even longer. Teen camp was great. It was a week and we did Othello, and one of the first things that our acting teaching said to us was, you may notice that there are no African American children here. So, it will be a learning experience. And it was. We had some girls playing Othello because it was all split up so, there were like several of each character so everyone had a chance because there were a lot of people. But we had girls playing Othello. I was one of the Cassios, so I didn't really like bitchy, yeah, like I was one of the Cassios, yeah. Yes. My summer was very good and I am sad that I am back and going to school. Pppffff, it's kind of a bummer. This has been a boring blog and I'm sorry, but I am glad that the pseudo Canadians are back. I don't have any questions to answer, because we haven't been doing this project for a while and we're just sort of starting afresh. But Russell, I would like to know some of the stuff you said in your thing that you did over the summer, okay? The American Dream definition because that's what our English class this year is going to be about. It's American lit so it's going to be about the, um, American experience, our teacher said. I keep fooling with my hair 'cause I remember that you posted up all this and that was like ha, ha, my definition is really sarcastic, and then you put that quote by George Carlin that says, it's called the American dream because you have to be asleep to believe it. So yes, please summarize or read part of what you said 'cause I would like to know it. My question for you guys is what was your favorite part of this summer? Um yeah, so that's about it. Tell me your favorite part of the summer and put stuff on your head. |
VLOG10 | 5.4 | 4.2 | 5.6 | 4.6 | 4.2 | VLOG10 | 285.22 | 0.41384 | 1.138 | 0.55987 | 3.1983 | 0.44183 | 0.60566 | 0.31641 | 0.02372 | 0.58837 | 4.85 | 2.8999 | 0.018539 | 1.2053 | 0.000056 | 0.009 | 0.421 | 2.493 | 0.76182 | 0.02934 | 0.30559 | 6.246118 | 0.084599 | 125 | 166 | 10 | Hey everybody, it's Monday, July twenty seventh, two thousand and nine and that means it's time for another edition of XXXX. Governor Palin's back in the news this week as she transitions from Alaska governor to Alaskan citizen. Pending all power to Lieutenant Governor Parnell, she had a few choice words for the Media. It is, as throughout all Alaska, that big wild, good wife teaming along the road that is north to the future. That's what we get to see every day. Now what the rest of America gets to see along with us, is in this last frontier there is hope and opportunity and there is country pride. And it is our man and women in uniform securing it. And we are facing tough challenges in America with some seeming to just be hell bent maybe on tearing down our nation, perpetuating some pessimism and suggesting American apologetics. What? And we can resist enslavement to big central government that pressures hope and opportunity. Be wary of accepting government largesse. It doesn't come free and often accepting it takes away everything that is free. Melting into Washington's powerful, caretaking arms will just suck incentive to work hard and charge our own course right out of us. Uh, wait. Is that -- no way, what? She made a good point there at the end. But sometimes I have to wonder if I'm listening to Sarah Palin or Nicholas Fain . In other news over the weekend I heard the story of Troy Anthony Davis. Do you know who he is? You should. Mister Davis was sentenced to death for the murder of an off duty Savannah, Georgia police officer named Mark McPhail back in nineteen ninety one. Davis was convicted solely on the testimony of nine eye witnesses. Since that time three eye witnesses have recanted, admitting that they were coerced and two other eye witnesses admitted that they never even saw the murder take place. Despite a wealth of information that has been presented to the court and some new evidence yet to be presented, Mister Davis remains on death row after eighteen years. For more information about Troy Anthony Davis and how you can help in his case, check out IAMTROY dot com. That's all I've got for this week for everybody. I hope you enjoyed the show because although I started recording on Monday, July twenty seventh, it's Tuesday, July twenty eighth and that time has come. Gotta get out of here for work, new work schedule, so until next time, keep checking out XXXX dot com for daily blog posts, updates and etcetera and meet me back here Monday for new video or XXXX. Thanks for watching. |
VLOG11 | 2.9 | 4.2 | 5.2 | 5.1 | 4.1 | VLOG11 | 165.2 | 0.46293 | 0.77463 | 0.25118 | 3.783 | 0.3914 | 0.69098 | 0.19036 | 0.029253 | 1.6214 | 8.2293 | 7.5134 | 0.024159 | 1.1047 | -0.0002 | 0.009686 | 0.24017 | 1.1785 | 0.5108 | 0.049608 | 0.43345 | 2.53363 | 0 | 209 | 125 | 11 | Hello, everyone. It's XXXX. Hi, XXXX. This morning I enjoyed watching your One Man's Opinion video and you may be surprised to learn that I have no disputes, no disagreements with uh, basically, anything that you said. But I think that where -- and you can tell me if I'm wrong -- where our opinions might begin to diverge is what happens after you try your best at being a bootstrap kind of guy, uh, and you fail. I mean, we all know what happens if we work hard and if we are successful and we can take care of ourselves. Life is good. But the missing pieces -- what happens when things awry? Now oftentimes it's through no fault of the person. For instance, somebody loses a job and in turn loses their healthcare. A person who gets sick and gets dropped from his coverage, or a person who has a preexisting condition and can't get coverage at any kind of an affordable rate. I mean, what do we do with people like that -- people like that who, by the way, could be you -- could be me, no one knows what tomorrow will hold. And we -- in most of my videos, uh, I like to note that I don't necessarily try to be persuasive, uh, to get people to see my point of view or to change to my point of view. I happen to be a persuasive guy so that just happens but it's -- it's not the intent. Normally what I'm trying to do is, you delve into a concept, something above the -- the fray, something above the raucous, misfit -- uh -- that's normally the political debate. For instance, in the healthcare debate, everyone's talking about things that have nothing to do with healthcare itself. So, you know, diving into those things doesn't really do any good. I'm trying to get above that, and, you know, maybe talk about things that are important to people. That might be something worth talking about, and that's . Uh, when I was watching your video, I started to think, you know, we -- we all feel proud of being American. It's a great country. But what are we really saying when we're saying we're proud to be American? Is it just, we're proud of our achievements? Do we care at all about those who, for whatever reason, are having difficulties? To me, the country -- being a part of the country is akin to being a part of any other community. And any community, whether it be family, friends, neighborhoods -- it's not uncommon for there to be an outreached hand or to try to help those who have a need. This particular discussion about healthcare -- it's really scary to me that those who have healthcare now, like myself, settle that they're okay and they very well might be today. But we have to think about what will happen tomorrow. Now -- and the insurance companies have thrown a whole lot of money into derailing this, and unfortunately, they're being successful. And I touched upon that in my last video. But I've got to think that people should be more -- should be more foresighted and see that this is not a debate only for insuring those who do not have insurance. It's a debate to try to make the entire insurance business one that will not run us into bankruptcy. And I think that as a country, we should pull together to fix what is clearly a broken, uh, system. Some things -- I'm a capitalist, I assure you, and I'm out there trying to make money like everyone else. But some things do not work within capitalism alone. Governments have a place. Hopefully it's to do the will of the people and also to do the right thing even if sometimes it's unpopular, as was the initial, uh, vote on Social Security. There were many people who were saying saying things they're just saying now about the horrors that would happen. They were saying the same things then that they're saying now. And none of those things happened. It indicates -- looking back on my whole life, I know that someone gave me an opportunity, deserved or undeserved. Someone did. It had nothing to do with my abilities, or my will, or my perseverance. I could be the brightest guy in the world -- which I'm not -- but if I were, I still would need someone else to give me a chance. Someone forgave my youthful indiscretions, my youthful impertinence. Someone thought it was a good idea to provide education for our young. Someone decided it was important to build roads. Someone also thought that it would be a good idea to provide health insurance and healthcare to people -- Americans -- when they got old. Someone decided to build -- to build systems for clean water and systems to dispose water through sewage. These are all things that an individual cannot accomplish. So for those who say that government has no place, I think that's wrong. Now what happens sometimes is that this process gets corrupted, and consequences ensue which you and me are not happy with. But I think it's not even debatable that there is a place for government and that there are many things that individuals -- the best and the brightest, the luckiest, whatever category you want to put them in -- cannot achieve on their own. So I believe that now is one of those times, just like when we built the roads or the water, sewage. We should find a way to fix the healthcare system, to find a way to be good Americans and take care of one another. Bye bye now. |
VLOG12 | 4.5 | 2.9 | 2.2 | 3.6 | 4.6 | VLOG12 | 166.7 | 0.6407 | 0.83802 | 0.32249 | 3.8379 | 0.19322 | 0.62217 | 0.16757 | 0.018456 | 0.97096 | 5.6841 | 3.8221 | 0.01485 | 1.4972 | -0.000036 | 0.009431 | 0.24495 | 1.328 | 0.66418 | 0.044177 | 0.50013 | 5.016236 | 0.021807 | 135 | 197 | 12 | So, um, ehh, I don't know -- I don't know what else I can say. I'm just too fast you little fuckers. And when the thoughts goes -- goes too well; just letting the thoughts come rolling. I saw Nine Inch Nails live, my favorite band. I saw, you know, I saw Nine Inch Nails, my favorite band, live, back in November. November the fifth, to be exact. Uh, right after the election. That was fucking amazing concert. Um, I think I'm going to call this video the most random shit ever, just the most ra -- I know, I okay -- I know, shh, quiet. I know a lot of my vids are already pretty random but, seriously, what to talk about? So many things in the world to talk about, so many things. Well, fuck politics. I don't know shit about that, or economics, or any of that stuff. I mean, I -- I can say I know a little bit about what's going on, but I'm not gonna get into it. That was never my intention, to start up some blog -- start up some blog where I just chat about, you know, things that I don't know shit about. So -- uh, in other words, I don't know enough to talk about them, or encourage it. You get the idea. I'm not even looking at the camera when I talk, I'm kinda looking off into space. I gotta stop that, I'm not even looking at the camera. Need to just stare at the camera, give it a sexy stare. Just kinda -- you hearing that sound, that little chukka chukka, chukka, chukka? Can you hear it? Chukka chukka, chukka, chukka. Those are my legs; they're shaking to and fro. But they're not shaking out of perverted purposes, perverts. Or pedophiles, you know who you are. Made a pretty pointless vid here. I mean this is very, very terrible -- this is a very terrible video and I'm very sorry. Just keep talking and talking and talking. I'm gonna have a fucking terrible time editing this shit out, when I wake up or whenever I do this. Um, oh yeah, I'm going to go at -- well, I could go -- I could just write it down, but I guess I'll just say it, before I forget about it. I think I orig -- I originally started the video camera, started the webcam with the idea of getting this thought down. That way I could remember it and go back over it. Just uh, some of you may consider this terrible or whatever but some of you may consider it making fun of our -- of our -- of our troops, you know of -- of the -- of the American troops, not going to say our troops. Don't give me that, don't you give me that. I don't own these guys. No, I don't, I don't. And I'm not into this for -- but I'm not getting into politics, okay? I'm staying away from it tonight. Um, yeah, I realize they're humans and all that -- but okay, anyway -- anyway. Okay, so anyway, like I was saying, you know, God bless the strong and brave men and women, your stand around hunter while he's high. God bless our troops, standing around them. I just kinda thought, you know, I was kinda thinking to myself about that, like, seems like whenever I'm a little out of it, or, you know, due to probably some substance or whatever. Well, I guess I'm never really safe to be around. In a certain sense, it's not, like, I'm just going to bust you up all a sudden but, you know, you're obviously not going to have the best dreams after hanging around me for a bit. Anyway, so I'm talking about, you know, like, if I'm a little out of it due to a certain substance or whatever. Um, anyone -- anyone who is around me, you know, who is actually brave enough to stay around me, um, for fear of my, you know, just going too far, um, I gotta give you credit. Gotta give you lots of credit and pats on the backs. Lots of pats on the backs, lots and lots of pats on the backs. I'm getting to that point where I'm not really -- I -- I'm actually pretty tired, but, oh man, I could go to sleep, but I kinda think I wanna stay up for a bit. I'm actually waiting for a gift by um, by Trent Reznor or by Nine Inch Nails. They have it up on their site and Iam. com. They have this thing up there since the seventeenth I think it is, um saying, you know, we may have a new video -- we may -- whoa -- you know, we may have a -- we may have a little hol -- we may have a little holiday gift for you soon, check back. So you have the word may, you have the word soon, where you have those words, and it's just -- those words are so uncertain. Last time they said soon, it took what, two weeks, you know? Two weeks for something to pop up on the site. Um, and then may, it's like a, well, that's -- I mean, Trent is very committed to his fans and Iam is very committed to the Nine Inch Nails community, of course. Um, but you know, when you say the word may, it's kinda like, well I may edit this video tomorrow. But then again, if I'm saying I may, wait hold on . Bless me, thank you, thank you so much. Such a great, great person. But yeah, it's like I'm saying I may edit this video tomorrow. Um, you know, I -- I uh, I may not edit this video tomorrow. May is -- is half and half. That's like saying, well, you know, might do it might not. Either or. Um, but then we got 'em to say may do it soon. That's kinda like well I might do it in the near future or I might not, you know? Might take a long time, it might never be there, it might actually be there pretty soon, and considering it's a holiday gift, you know, I'm thinking okay, let's see what time it is. Well it's about two forty five here, which is fifteen minutes of course 'til -- that is a quarter 'til three, um, which means that it would be midnight over in California, by that point, and that's where Nine Inch Nails is basically located right now, in California, which means their New Year's would strike and the New Year would strike and um, they would -- um, that would be the other -- that would be another opportunity for the whole holiday idea, 'cause Christmas already came and went; there was no gift, you know? But, now this is New Years, so maybe a different situation. So I'm kinda excited about that; I might stay up for a bit. Long tangent there, very long, I know, but well, I love expressing myself. |
VLOG13 | 4.6 | 4.2 | 4.8 | 5.4 | 5.8 | VLOG13 | 221.66 | 0.28828 | 1.5353 | 0.47907 | 3.8059 | 0.2959 | 0.70171 | 0.19802 | 0.030636 | 1.0578 | 9.5554 | 7.0243 | 0.00794 | 1.7791 | 0.00001 | 0.003624 | 0.328 | 2.4951 | 0.70712 | 0.036213 | 0.28341 | 4.764649 | 0.021818 | 167 | 127 | 13 | Hello, so I'm -- keep looking at myself. Um, I just saw the new Lady Gaga video for her song, Bad Romance and uh, I have to say I thought it was actually pretty -- pretty cool, um, there was a few things that I want to address though. Um, there's this part where you see her spine and it looks like -- when you see the video, you see her spine when she's like in the shower thing or whatever and that just kinda freaked me out a little bit, just saying. Um, and she was wearing Alexander McQueen, um the shoes from his most recent runway, the Devil's Hooves as I call them. I thought that was pretty cool that she did that and um, let's see. I love how it looks really good quality right there but I'm pretty sure as soon as I upload it, it's gonna look all gritty. Um, just gonna go for it. Um, hmm, uh, yeah okay, back to the video. I'm just trying to collect my thoughts. Um, I just -- I just saw it like maybe five seconds ago. Seriously, like five seconds ago I saw it and I was -- I just had to make a video and tell you that I thought it was actually pretty good and I didn't really understand the concepts. She was like a vampire prostitute, who was being sold off to the highest bidder, and then she kills him at the end by setting him on fire? Is that the concept or is that what the plot of it is? Is that the synapsis, synopsis, synopses? Um, yeah, I'm sorry, I'm just -- I'm really bored. I didn't go to school today 'cause I didn't feel good and um, Twitter was all Lady Gaga, Bad Romance, so the video just premiered like, today, so I -- well, on YouTube at least, I've never seen it on TV. Then again, do they really play videos on TV anymore? Not really. But, um, overall I thought the music was really good. Um, Lady Gaga doesn't really have that great of a range, in my opinion, but I thought she did some really interesting things with her voice, like a whole, part, I thought that was pretty cool. But um, yeah. I don't know, just overall I thought it was pretty interesting. I don't want to say like its amazing or anything, but I don't want to say it's terrible, I just think it's pretty interesting. And um, that's all . |
VLOG14 | 6 | 5.4 | 4.9 | 5.1 | 5.8 | VLOG14 | 267.29 | 0.28062 | 1.6919 | 0.53166 | 3.3786 | 0.3474 | 0.82577 | 0.13181 | 0.031249 | 0.41882 | 7.5332 | 2.6622 | 0.076525 | 1.1762 | -0.000003 | 0.040203 | 0.24991 | 2.2606 | 0.77508 | 0.045163 | 0.34287 | 6.554264 | 0.148036 | 160 | 175 | 14 | And here is . I don't know if you can hear me or not, probably or hopefully because this music is really loud. But uh, I wanted to apologize YouTube, because I've tried countless time to upload the same videos and for some reason it's just not being cooperative. I don't know, but um, I've been trying for a week to upload the ones for local bloggers that I did. Sorry guys, um, my promotion video might be up, might not. I don't know, well-- well I mean, like, it might be up eventually. Um, yeah, ah, right now I'm in North Carolina. Ah, where are we? What town are we in? Oh, um, Fairfield? No, we're at the Fairfield Marriot but we're in a -- North Carolina? , we were just at some first -- basketball game, uh, where we played a song and stuff. But um, I just wanted to apologize. We are going to do another blog with all of my friends that are in this room. The other ones are downstairs getting our pizza. So, when they come back -- |
VLOG15 | 3.9 | 5.2 | 4.9 | 5.7 | 4.1 | VLOG15 | 157.64 | 0.56322 | 1.0007 | 0.34906 | 3.3503 | 0.22967 | 0.77599 | 0.18533 | 0.017408 | 0.59725 | 5.5933 | 2.3094 | 0.006515 | 0.80402 | 0.000014 | 0.001699 | 0.41882 | 2.1472 | 0.71592 | 0.031669 | 0.33342 | 4.199742 | 0.003863 | 100 | 165 | 15 | Well, hello everyone and welcome to the XXXX. It's December twenty ninth two thousand and six. A couple of days left in this year and we'll be in a whole new year. I certainly hope that, uh, two thousand and seven is a great year for everybody watching and I hope that our country and the world has a much better year than we've had this past year. Well I want to start right off today by talking about some of the things that are in the news. In fact that's today's shows about, it's a news day. Um, and a hot topic has got to be everywhere in this country, at least tech wise has got to be Steve Jobs. Steve Jobs is in the news today and, uh, he is being investigated by the Securities Exchange Commission for possibly accepting some, uh, some stocks under a um -- I'm not exactly sure what's going on -- I don't want to make some comments that are inaccurate, but he is being investigated in that manner. Now I saw on the Today Show that most people buying Apple related equipment would still do so whether Steve Jobs was indicted for problems or not and I, uh, I would understand that assumption. But nonetheless, um, the fact that a high profile businessman like Jobs might be involved in some irregular stock purchasing, if you will, reminds you of somebody else don't it, a chef of some kind? Yes, that happened with her too, uh, Miss Stewart if I recall. I guess all that money just gets-- everybody gets itchy when they see that potential and they can't keep their hands off. I was once told that there is group of people that, uh, that cannot keep their hands off money when it's there to be had. Um, gosh isn't that something, Steve Jobs. Anyhow, let's move right along because we don't want to go too long on this um on any of these subjects. As everyone knows Gerald Ford recently passed away; the former President of the United States filled in for Richard Nixon. Was not reelected but was nonetheless a very popular man. And, uh, gave a interview to Washington Post reporter Bob Woodward. Everyone knows Bob Woodward and of course, um, he gained his fame from the Nixon tapes and Bob Woodward just loves to jump on things whenever he's got the opportunity. And, um, Ford gave him this interview on his views of, uh, whether or not the Iraq War should have started and of course under the agreement that the interview would not be published until Ford's death. Well boy oh boy, what do you think, the day Ford is dead, Woodward is out there telling everybody, telling the world. And, um, the man's not even in the ground yet and the word is spread around the world that Gerald Ford, a very popular President of the United States, a former President, uh, was against the war in Iraq. Old Bob Woodward just cannot wait to get his hands on the money if you will. I saw he was on the Today Show being interviewed and that's what the man wanted and he is getting it right now. Another thing in the news right now and everybody knows about it by the time they see this on the web. Saddam Hussein might be gone. He might be gone from this earth. He was scheduled to hang, and, uh, potentially be hanged by the end of this weekend if -- if not the beginning of this weekend. And, um, he is a former Dictator of Iraq and he is being charged and convicted of killing over a hundred and some innocent men and boys. And he should be put to death and, uh, and very quick. I've always been of the opinion, when he was found in the hole in the ground that he was hiding, that chicken shit. Uh, somebody should've put a bullet right then and there, just in case he somehow eluded capture or eluded, uh, justice. Who knows what could happen but anyhow he is scheduled to die and that's a good thing. So after that who knows what's going to happen in Iraq. I certainly hope for the best for, uh, all the countries involved. For our country, all the men and women that are over there and, um, and, uh, everybody involved. Okay, that's the Sophie Show for today. I hope everybody had a good time and um, I'll be putting together another one real soon. I'm playing it by ear, as something comes along I put it up. I put things up that, um, that I find that I think are worth looking at and, um, I put things up that I make. So it's a variety show and I hope you enjoy it and keep coming back and looking for more. Bye for now. |
VLOG16 | 5 | 5.6 | 5.4 | 5.5 | 4.2 | VLOG16 | 232.44 | 0.21146 | 1.4655 | 0.45976 | 4.0486 | 0.14761 | 0.70862 | 0.12359 | 0.035421 | 1.1936 | 13.584 | 8.6923 | 0.004007 | 1.1325 | -0.000008 | 0.001859 | 0.15782 | 2.5689 | 0.77087 | 0.058478 | 0.30008 | 4.447734 | 0.006768 | 98 | 162 | 16 | Hi. My name is XXXX and I am the Idea Storm Manager at XXXX and I'm really excited to share something new with you today. XXXX has done Idea Storm for almost three years now. It has been an amazing, open crowd, sourcing concept for us and we generate over thirteen thousand ideas from the community. What we're doing now is taking it to the next level and we're adding a new section on the site called storm sessions. Storm sessions can best be described as targeted, relevant and time map ideas generating session. Let me tell you how it works. First Dell will initiate a storm session around the targeted topic that is relevant to our current business meetings. Then we want you, the community to post your ideas, to vote in common on ideas and basically to tell us what you think we should be doing on this topic. Then, the critical part of this is that we actually time map it so that we will close the session and start accepting ideas or votes. This is important so that we can review the information and create action plans based on your ideas. And finally we will come back and share with you exactly when and how we'll put these ideas into action. I'm really excited about this. We have two great sessions ready for launch and many, many more to come. So check it out today. Check it out in the future and tell us what you think we should be doing. Thank you. |
VLOG17 | 5.2 | 2.4 | 4.1 | 3.9 | 4 | VLOG17 | 246.27 | 0.22292 | 1.3079 | 0.47883 | 3.5909 | 0.42018 | 0.71936 | 0.21896 | 0.029911 | 0.76162 | 6.8323 | 5.0983 | 0.030617 | 1.0652 | -0.000025 | 0.012169 | 1.1446 | 1.8136 | 0.51305 | 0.013492 | 0.28288 | 7.017331 | 0.2 | 132 | 177 | 17 | I worked through retro -- You want to go to a dirty overpriced dung palace? You go to a restaurant. When your mom is too lazy to cook, restaurant. When you dad burns his Stouffer's in the microwave, restaurant. One thing I have to ask for all those restaurant owners; why is it that there is always under cooked meat? Come on, it looks like the inside of my mouth. Ew. Why is there always dirty floors? Like, I went to a CiCi's Pizza and, literally, it looked like a concert underneath my table. Coke bottles everywhere, little bit of blood and mud. And I sit there and wait forever for food; I mean I always end up with undercooked meat anyway so why does it take you so damn long? |
VLOG18 | 6.4 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.7 | 6.1 | VLOG18 | 194.72 | 0.2817 | 1.2993 | 0.41938 | 3.8215 | 0.2713 | 0.7206 | 0.1472 | 0.023085 | 0.40603 | 6.3514 | 2.8559 | 0.034449 | 1.2056 | 0.000009 | 0.019549 | 0.23584 | 1.703 | 0.69587 | 0.046223 | 0.4086 | 7.107432 | 0.468896 | 123 | 157 | 18 | So, there was a bit of a gathering on Tuesday that I attended. Look, I took this picture, which means that I met The Jonado. That's over the -- conversation varied from the merits of presidential bodyguards to abandoned buildings in Detroit. So, yeah, that's how I met Lea -- sorry, Lea and David and Scott and Joe and Monica and Shelly and John and I'd like to give a final shout out before video completion. First of all, to the tag team duo of Brissy and Robert for making these awesome shirts and second of all, to Columbus Library Security for holding it down, because right before we went into the auditorium, there were these thirteen and fourteen year old girls sitting right outside the door. Just so you know, here's a layout of the hallway we were sitting in. Thank God, the security man came up to the girls and said, you girls make sure you don't block that elevator. Thank you, sir, for making the world a safer place to live in. So quick recap. I went to a gathering this week, which means I met XXXX and XXXX and XXXX and XXXX and XXXX and XXXX and XXXX . The last three, I kind of met by chance. Back it up. So the gathering happened. Copters, copters. I asked this guy about XXXX. Do you know where XXXX is, at all? Friendly. XXXX talked. As you know, there's a tradition if you win the Nobel Prize, you give it all the charity, but no. We got stuffed signed. And then me and XXXX and XXXX and XXXX and XXXX were standing outside the library, near the short sisters, XXXX and XXXX. That was when XXXX walked up and saw us standing near XXXX and XXXX. I guess he figured we were with them. And he asked, so where are we going? So the group walked to a nearby restaurant. |
VLOG19 | 3.4 | 4.9 | 4.5 | 4.6 | 3.3 | VLOG19 | 214.48 | 0.15306 | 1.583 | 0.46887 | 3.555 | 0.32735 | 0.83532 | 0.13054 | 0.023287 | 0.28853 | 5.0353 | 2.3508 | 0.006032 | 0.99504 | -0.000029 | 0.00218 | 0.23973 | 1.7855 | 0.65484 | 0.047658 | 0.36676 | 5.42976 | 0.02973 | 118 | 127 | 19 | Hi everybody. I am showing you my answering machine blinking, because I wanted to show you that this is what my brain sees. Sorry I wasn't looking at you. That makes me have seizures. My brain's not aware of all that blinking, but I mean my conscious is not aware of it, but my brain is and that messes up the wires and makes me have seizures. All your brains will do that. The TV will do it to you. Flourescent lights will do it to you. The computer will do it to you. And if you ever found yourself feeling kind of, I don't know, really yucky, after you get off a whole day on the computer -- I know some of you do that, that's why -- because of that blinking. Especially blinking a lot faster than what you saw, but nevertheless, that's what causes my seizures and now you all might understand better why I don't get on the computer that much. I love you all, have a happy Thanksgiving. Bye. |
VLOG21 | 3.5 | 3.6 | 4.5 | 5 | 4.5 | VLOG21 | 257.11 | 0.41023 | 0.83347 | 0.28197 | 3.6263 | 0.21298 | 0.52285 | 0.19504 | 0.01619 | 0.73859 | 5.3027 | 2.0167 | 0.003119 | 1.1014 | -0.000005 | 0.001305 | 0.41983 | 1.9944 | 0.66498 | 0.02848 | 0.33342 | 6.492818 | 0.060697 | 96 | 159 | 21 | As you can see, I got my eyes busted. Okay so I was walking home from school today and this car drove past me and there was a guy sitting in the -- in the driver's seat, obviously because he needed a driver to drive the car, and this guy, I swear, he had no clothes on. And it's really not that hot today; I'd say it's about twenty three or twenty four. So, I swear, this guy was not wearing any pants, he was not wearing any underwear and he was not wearing a shirt. Seriously, please put some clothes on. I mean, just for your own self preservation. Just -- and your indignity, just please put some clothes on. I mean I know twenty three degrees, you might start to get a little bit sweaty and -- and you might start to feel a little bit hot, but that does not mean you need to take your clothes off. You can keep your clothes on. Maybe turn the air conditioner on, maybe open a window, maybe -- maybe open a window, you know? Maybe, I don't know, just don't take your clothes off. It's just a really bad idea. Just don't do it in a car, or on YouTube. Okay, so if you can guess what this song is then you are one of the coolest people in the world. Um, that's kind of obvious and actually don't know the name of that song. Actually, I do but it's -- it's very mainstream. I could've sorta -- I could've sorta hummed any other song . I couldn't think of one and it's the first one that came to my mind, so yeah, if you could just tell me what that song is then you're awesome. Cool. See ya later. See ya on Friday. I'll do a video then. Goodbye. |
VLOG22 | 5.2 | 5.5 | 5 | 5.5 | 5.1 | VLOG22 | 285.79 | 0.33286 | 1.175 | 0.51284 | 3.6466 | 0.39752 | 0.57218 | 0.23518 | 0.03351 | 0.78464 | 7.3713 | 4.5341 | 0.011685 | 3.2092 | 0.000118 | 0.017861 | 0.35004 | 1.5087 | 0.42792 | 0.035558 | 0.28364 | 6.713452 | 0.227571 | 127 | 161 | 22 | To finally celebrate myself getting one thousand subscribers, thank you, I have decided to celebrate using sound effects I've never used on iMovie. Sorry. |
VLOG23 | 3.6 | 4.4 | 3.8 | 4.8 | 4.5 | VLOG23 | 138.38 | 0.49221 | 0.90141 | 0.36848 | 3.6259 | 0.30179 | 0.70012 | 0.21445 | 0.017419 | 0.83415 | 5.8089 | 3.222 | 0.000898 | 1.089 | -0.000005 | 0.000367 | 0.40243 | 1.7731 | 0.65031 | 0.032404 | 0.36676 | 7.216176 | 0.263889 | 145 | 154 | 23 | Okay guys. So, what I learned today about governments and civilicness -- uh -- yeah -- okay -- well it was a two minute Wikipedia search -- like -- and I've learned what fascism and socialism are, because I really didn't know. And this is what I've come up with, okay. Socialism is -- advocates an economic system where everybody does work and all the resources -- all the profit gained from that work, that everybody does, is available for everybody to draw resource from. So, let's say we're a socialist beet farm -- you know -- beet farming community, and we all farm beets. And so we make a big pile of all our beets and everybody gets a fair share of beets. I mean, that's -- that's what I got. Fascism -- and this is also fascism associated with Social Darwinism -- kind of -- is how I'm -- this is my perception of it. That fascism is when -- I forgot. It slips out of my brain so fast -- how does it happen? Um, fascism is when -- it's this whole -- I don't know. What I got is it's this thing where, you know, they think the weak are puny and the strong are the best. And everybody should be strong and strong versus weak, because the world is always in conflict, or something. And as a -- as a nation -- as a society we should be as strong as possible. Which, I also -- I -- I -- I think, you know, this might be like the darker side but Nazi Hitler side. Um, even though Hitler was a Nazi, not a fascist or -- is he a fascist? I don't fucking care about Hitler. So, um -- you know -- I was thinking that one race is the best. One group of people is the best. You know, they decide what the strongest is. So, that's different, okay. I'll put some Wikipedia links on the side over there, under , you know -- but, uh, yeah -- so I'm gonna put some links to the Wikipedia pages 'cause I think if we all use Wikipedia we'll be super smart or at least on the same page. Like -- seriously, 'cause even if Wikipedia's wrong if everyone believed it it'd be right. For all intents and purposes it'd be right, so -- Yee Yee Yee. I don't know, I feel like doing a dance. A dance, dance, dance. Dance, dance, dance, dance. Dance, dance. Pepsi. Ah! Pepsi cola! Okay guys, go take care of the government now. Go fix things. Be citizens. Congratulations. I don't know. Go get a green card or something. I'll see you all later. |
VLOG24 | 3.9 | 5.3 | 4.5 | 5.7 | 4.9 | VLOG24 | 500 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0.014737 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 8.048 | 8.056 | 0.26832 | 0.001986 | 0.033307 | 7.238729 | 0.25 | 128 | 167 | 24 | It's been -- it's really late, and I should be sleeping but I have nothing better to do. Well, I do, I could study, but I'm not gonna be . I got back from a, um, rock concert at my university. I bought um, Ministry of Magic, and, um, it's in my computer but I bought, um, Butterbeer Experience, Lena, um, her new Beetle the Bard CD of stuff, and uh, rock opera. Yes. Um, yeah, so here're some photos and some footage I took at the concert. Really think you'll win. I am your waking nightmare, the chill it chokes your spine. I'll flood your veins with venom, the boy who lived, you will die. Waiting, watching. Voldermort, darling, can I fetch you some water? Yearning, burning. Voldermort, please can I help you with something? I am the dark lord. And I am looking for the I am the Dark Lord. . . . I feel like I have to preface this next clip. Um, the sounds went out. It kind of threw them off for a second, and then they just went on, without the music, probably my favorite moment of the night, it was pretty incredible. Here's the clip. Ohwee. Why does that sound like a munchkin? Now I've got a job to do. Woah, wooh. Now I've got a job to do. 'Cause I'm finally on our own. Cause we're finally on our own. We've gone away from home We've gone away from home. We'll never be alone. Never be alone. We've got a place to call our own. To call our own. Finally on our own. Far Away from home. Never be alone. On our own, in sorrow, in sorrow, in sorrow, in sorrow, in sorrow. I think that part was, they were all so excited that it was going to be warm. It was Florida and it was supposed to be warm, but it was freezing. I mean, we were all frozen, like, solid, like I couldn't move my toes because I was so cold. I also wore my converses, which probably weren't exactly the most, uh, insulated shoes. It was pretty fun. Like, everybody was into it, it was good. Even though it was a smaller crowd then they probably expected -- we Floridians are not used to the cold, we cannot handle it -- so, yeah, yeah. Yes, there's a chopstick in my hot chocolate. I'm finally done with all of John Solo books. The book before last book was the last one. It was really good. I really enjoyed it. He kind of tells life as it is. I've been, uh, recently amused my t shirt, and, my little, uh, Sonic screwdriver. Doesn't make sounds, but it goes nee. Okay, I got problems. It came with my journal of impossible things that I am a crazy fan. Haven't gone through it yet, but I will. Um, what else? That's it. Here's some other random stuff. My dog. |
VLOG25 | 2.7 | 4.2 | 4.1 | 4.2 | 3.4 | VLOG25 | 127.17 | 0.43989 | 1.0487 | 0.31362 | 3.8206 | 0.22612 | 0.62989 | 0.19783 | 0.01922 | 0.93669 | 8.8813 | 3.3191 | 0.003507 | 0.51249 | 0.000002 | 0.000613 | 0.29657 | 1.6864 | 0.63284 | 0.039848 | 0.37526 | 2.440533 | 0 | 134 | 157 | 25 | Hey, just want to say Happy Halloween to all y'all. I just got nothing going on here so I'll probably be bored tonight. Unless you guys have ideas of stuff for me to do; like going to a party, you know, have fun. Um, stupid apartments, can't -- won't let us carve pumpkins and put them out front. Uh, that's what you get for living in Orange County, right? Uh, anyways, just want to say happy Halloween, have fun whatever you're doing. Don't break too many laws. If you're going to drink, don't drive. I know I'll probably be drinking, but I will not be driving. Uh, do what you want to do, have fun, be safe. That's the key; be safe. Uh, let me know what you did. Uh, I definitely want to know what you guys did for Halloween. Uh, so, yeah. |
VLOG26 | 4.1 | 5.3 | 4.9 | 3.9 | 4.8 | VLOG26 | 223.17 | 0.26776 | 1.3839 | 0.43354 | 3.6869 | 0.29828 | 0.75214 | 0.18133 | 0.021848 | 0.40994 | 6.2703 | 2.3389 | 0.004285 | 2.4541 | 0.000013 | 0.002096 | 0.29923 | 2.188 | 0.72875 | 0.038026 | 0.33307 | 4.294777 | 0.027078 | 133 | 158 | 26 | I know it's been a couple of weeks, but I've been really busy and I was just on vacation this last week, so I haven't really had the time. Um, but the other reason is because the past, like, two or three weeks before this week when I went on vacation, I actually wasn't doing that well. Um, which I was really scared to tell anybody because I have not done that in over a year. So, um, I was really ashamed of it, um, and I didn't, you know, do terrible or whatever, um, it's just since I started LA Weight Loss, which has been over a year now, I have not cheated on my diet at all. I have not eaten anything that I shouldn't. Um, and about three weeks ago, I don't know what happened, but, um, I started eating a lot of peanut butter and that basically became my addiction for a couple of weeks. I would come home from work and just kind of eat peanut butter out of the jar and I was -- I would think it's okay, but it wasn't, because I would keep eating it thinking, oh, you know, it's just an extra spoonful here and there, but I would end up eating, you know, a few extra tablespoons every day for like a week straight. Um, so really that was the basis of my like, bad weeks, was eating a lot of peanut butter and then I had one day that I ate too much. I had two extra bowls of cereal, I had an extra dairy, I had, um, I think an extra starch and maybe one more thing, but that might be it, um, and so it's not like I went way over board. I didn't like, you know, stuff myself, I just, um, ate too much that day and I haven't done that in over a year and I'm really ashamed of it, so, um. But I wanted to tell everyone because I'm obviously not perfect and, you know, I think it is okay to have bad days. It's just I haven't had one, so I'm not okay with myself doing that -- I don't allow myself that and, but I'm over it. I'm past it now because, um, this past week I was on vacation and I really wanted to like start again, like, you know, like, no more of that. So I'm on vacation and I had the most amazing time and I got to hang out with XXXX to which I will put his link in the sidebar, um, he's awesome and I had such a blast hanging out with him. Um, I also met XXXX, like, in Arizona, her link in the sidebar as well and ah, love her just as much. Oh my gosh, we had a blast which I will, hopefully -- be soon -- in the next week or two putting up a video of that footage of my vacation, but, um, had a great time and I didn't eat anything that I shouldn't. Um, I had frozen yogurt three times with XXXX, however, um, I didn't eat a lot in that day and we were walking a lot and we hiked and so I think it was completely okay. Um, so, but, ah, yeah -- and so before I left on my vacation I was about one ninety four something. I think on my last weigh in that I posted I was one ninety four point eight and that was about what I was. Um, because the last, you know, few weeks I was just maintaining between one ninety three and one ninety five, so when I left I was one ninety four point eight and, um, this morning when I got home I was one eighty nine which is awesome because, ah, I've never been in the one eighties and I -- it's a really good motivation for me to get right back into gear, and, you know, get this like, I want to be one sixty for my ultimate goal which is only, you know, thirty pounds away. That's not a lot. I can do that and I have new motivation. I have new, um, I feel a strength inside of me to really just do it, um, and that's my plan. So, my plan right now is just do it. I want to do it and, you know, I agree that, you know, it's not like it's a race, I don't have to get it done really fast, but I want to right now. I'm so motivated right now and I don't want it to go away, I just want to focus and do it and be at my goal and simple as that. So that's my new goal for the next, ah, I'm going to give myself, I think, four months -- well not give myself, but am hoping within four months -- at the end of four months I'll have lost, um, about thirty pounds and, ah, I think it's doable. And I have a friend that's gonna, you know, do it with me, so -- 'cause she has basically the exact same amount of weight to lose, so I'm really excited for it. Um, but now I want to tell you about my vacation. How awesome it was. I had an amazing time. I flew to Arizona with my mom -- where my grandparents live -- and I was there for a few days and then, um, after that we went to the Grand Canyon, and then after that we drove up and we went to Yellowstone -- oh, no, actually we went to Arches first , which is really cool and then we went to Yellowstone, and then we drove home. I live in Minnesota, so we kind of went up and to the right whatever, um, it was amazing and I did a great amount of exercise, which I will tell you right now. Right, so the first day I was there, I hiked up a small mountain with my grandpa which was amazing, um, it took him like, I don't know -- I was out hiking for an hour or two, I think like two hours and we had to climb up to the top except there was no path at the top, so we just had to climb up rocks and, you know, be very careful because they were like -- some of them were falling and there's cactuses, so I had to like dodge them and I got my hand poked a few times and it was an amazing feeling hiking up there and climbing down and hiking and just, you know, it was a great exercise. The very next day, the next morning actually at like five thirty in the morning I got up and I went for a twenty mile bike ride with my grandpa and his little community friend which was beautiful, but awesome and great exercise and then within an hour XXXX had picked me up and, um, we went to another mountain to go hike up, which, um -- unbelievable because that one it took us about three hours to do. It took us about two hours to get up to the top and then an hour to get down, approximately. Um, and it was amazing. I didn't think we could do it and we stopped a lot -- well, I had to stop a lot, he has incredible endurance -- I don't know. Telling me to stop a lot and we really should keep going, and we're just like we got to do, so we did it and it was beautiful and I can't believe we did it. We hiked up to the top of a very high mountain and it was amazing and uh, it was great and it was a great workout and, uh, I'm just so proud of myself and XXXX. Um, then the next day we didn't necessarily do like exercise, but we walked a lot. We walked to the grocery store, we walked around his campus, we walked to the mall, like, we did, you know, a decent amount of walking, so that was pretty good. And then the next day I was at the Grand Canyon, and I walked two and a half miles around the rim of the Grand Canyon which was also beautiful. And then the very next day, the next morning I hiked down a mile and a half into the Grand Canyon, which wasn't too difficult, but then I had to hike that mile and a half back up the canyon which was very difficult, very hot, very tough, very steep incline. Wow, very, very hard. Then the very next day we were at Arches and I hiked, I think it was, um, it was about two and a half miles just hiking around different trails, and up and down, you know, hills and what not and arches and getting to arches and what not, and so that was -- that was a good day 'cause it was very hot and it was tiring and I ran a little bit. It was great. Um, and then the next day when we were in Yellowstone. I did a little, little tiny bit of hiking, but not much. It was really cold and I was driving a lot that day, so I don't really count that, but, um, I was very active on vacation and it was amazing and I think that's why I lost about five pounds this vacation. So that was amazing. Um, but yeah, I will hopefully make another video, um, soon about my vacation what not, um, and yeah I -- I really hope that by next week I can hopefully maybe be down to one eighty seven. That's going to be my mini goal. I'm really motivated and I really want to do this, um, and I think I can, so, yeah. Hey everyone, I'm here and I'm finally making an update. |
VLOG27 | 3.2 | 5.2 | 4.6 | 5.4 | 4.2 | VLOG27 | 227.89 | 0.27762 | 1.6691 | 0.90264 | 3.7834 | 0.38707 | 0.72231 | 0.25311 | 0.047024 | 1.248 | 11.932 | 9.2476 | 0.00058 | 1.5885 | -0.000001 | 0.000237 | 0.72089 | 2.3253 | 0.2326 | 0.020642 | 0.10003 | 6.819466 | 0.115444 | 159 | 175 | 27 | Hi guys, it's XXXX, and I have never looked this good. Seriously though, I'm making an experiment. Apparently if you french braid your hair and let it air dry like that; it makes it wavy. So, here it goes. Doesn't look too bad, so far. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. What do you think? Say so on the comments. |
VLOG28 | 2.7 | 4.5 | 3.6 | 4.4 | 3.6 | VLOG28 | 140.13 | 0.28934 | 1.1811 | 0.47226 | 3.5834 | 0.31174 | 0.82555 | 0.1459 | 0.015019 | 0.23921 | 3.5991 | 2.5152 | 0.000978 | 1.3877 | 0.00002 | 0.000622 | 0.33089 | 1.56 | 0.52014 | 0.036923 | 0.33342 | 2.880514 | 0.013793 | 121 | 158 | 28 | I'm back. Hey guys. Sorry, I haven't made a video in a long time. It's just my computer is broke. You can tell by the graininess of this video, that I'm using my parents' computer. And I might have to do a lot of cuts if I make any videos until my computer is fixed, because this will only record one minute at a time. And if it records over that then the video and audio starts to go out of sync, and then it just keeps getting worse and worse and worse. So, and by the way, I got a new look. Since we last met I have changed my whole look. I've decided to go from wearing just a plain T shirt and jeans to actually layering my T shirt, and a new hat. Yay. Yay to new hats. It gives me bad hat hair though. But it's a cool hat. Yay hats. So, this is just my saying I'm sorry it's taken me a long time to get this video up, and I might be back -- depends on how good my editing skills is. Skills is. My skills are depends on how, if I will make a video or not soon. I might. And, as you can see, I'm not in the best of locations to make a video, and I live with my parents, so they might also be a factor on whether or not I can make a video soon, so, yeah, I guess that's all. Goodbye for now. Wahaha. XXXX. Bye. |
VLOG29 | 5.2 | 4.9 | 4 | 4.4 | 4.4 | VLOG29 | 256.48 | 0.31339 | 1.3543 | 0.50285 | 3.8022 | 0.28015 | 0.69015 | 0.17402 | 0.024492 | 0.53397 | 7.6838 | 3.2723 | 0.01202 | 1.1677 | 0.000053 | 0.003773 | 0.23339 | 2.2438 | 0.6359 | 0.045721 | 0.28341 | 5.03686 | 0.026627 | 155 | 190 | 29 | Hi. I'm XXXX, and this is XXXX, a blog series where I tell you who my dream celebrity boyfriend is. I tried having real boyfriends for awhile, but it didn't work out. Not because I'm gay; I'm not. But because me and regular, real, boys just don't seem to get along. Like, I'll say, Hey, why don't you let me bring my best friend into bed? And they'll go, Oh, that sounds great. But then when I bring her in, they can't handle it. Her name is XXXX, and we sleep together every night, as friends. They also don't like it that I still suck my thumb sometimes. Like, that's such a big deal. Also, I don't perform oral sex. So, I decided, that this week's dream celebrity dream boyfriend is the awesomest dude ever. He's so cute, he's a rainbow of fruit flavors of different ethnic combinations. He's awesome at sports, and he loves to do it. I give you: Tiger Woods. I know what you're thinking. Sarah Benincasa, this has to be some kind of comedy joke. This is wild? Why would you want to be with Tiger Woods? He cheated on his beautiful wife and, make that two, beautiful, multi ethnic babies. He is a jerk. And there I say, Stop. No he isn't. He's a hero. Here's why. Tiger Woods has single handedly proven that Asian dudes can be fuck monsters too. And that's awesome. I mean, when was the last time you saw an Asian American dude venerated in our culture as a super sex symbol? Nev'? I mean, I'm super into Harold from Harold & Kumar, but I doubt the rest of you are, 'cause you're racists. I'm not racist, and neither is XXXX. And we think Tiger Woods is great. He's half Asian and he's had sex with, like, all the white women in the whole world, except for me. I hope that Tiger's watching and I want him to know that if he wants to call me, he can. And he can take me out on a date to Outback Steakhouse and we can get a Blooming Onion. I'll eat it and I'll make out with him, but uh uh uh, right after -- and then I'll eat a steak 'cause it's a steakhouse and then I'll dig my tongue in his mouth blalala and it'll be so awesome. Tiger, you're the man for me. I love you, and I think that you are a civil rights hero, like Martin Luther King, Jr. or Mario Lopez. This has been this week's edition of Celebrity Dream Boyfriend Dream, and I'm six. I'll see you at three. Bye. Say goodbye, XXXX. Bye. |
VLOG30 | 5.2 | 4.1 | 4.6 | 5.4 | 5.2 | VLOG30 | 293.12 | 0.25086 | 1.4699 | 0.48663 | 3.6134 | 0.32808 | 0.66484 | 0.26461 | 0.026357 | 0.51137 | 6.7987 | 4.8074 | 0.0019 | 1.9824 | 0.000002 | 0.001416 | 0.23263 | 4.2093 | 0.83918 | 0.044029 | 0.19936 | 6.847918 | 0.140127 | 136 | 145 | 30 | Hi. Today was so awesome aside from the rain. England -- people from America, seriously, listen to me. Don't come to England if you don't like rain. Where am I in my bedroom which is kind of like a box. I live in a cardboard box. It's pretty fun. Of how -- how me and Sophie were in town and she made a whole list -- I remember 'cause she was telling me like, 20 times in a row. She needed some nail stuff, I would say yeah, okay. Then she needed some knit gloves, then she needed trousers, then she needed hand sanitizer. Everyone is out there buying them like -- so they're buying them, just because they're scared of swine flu. Swine flu is basically another bird flu and how many people -- only a couple of people died from bird flu, right? So, it's the same kinda thing, but with pigs. Which I don't get. It's a load of bullshit. She went and bought one and she was, like, I don't know what one to get, I really seriously don't. I'm like, just get a freaking one. She's like, no I don't want one that smells like alcohol. I'm like, if it has alcohol in it, let me drink it, 'cause that would be cool. That is my new dare. I will get hand sanitizer and drink it, even though I might be puking. Anyways, so like, so we find like, a whole rack of them. There was like, yellow ones, green ones, blue ones, and white ones. And they hand like, four different colors. I cut my finger today. Oh my God, that one has a penguin on it, okay? I was like, penguins, I love penguins. Who doesn't? They're so cute and adorable. I could just pick one up and eat one. Like, oh, I'll pick up that one. Then she picked up a dolphin one, just like they have like, little pictures on them. Like, what's wrong with dolphins? I'm like -- not animals. Animals do it for, like, the circle -- the circle of life, I was like, yeah, just don't buy it. She was, like, fair point. I'm not going to buy it, hand sanitizer with, like, a shaggy thing on it. It's like putting some -- it's like putting a human on hand sanitizers with a ball, so it makes it even worse, so that the dog thing looks like a penis and the ball looks like balls, so it's like -- it's like penis about hand sanitizers. Wow , but that was pretty funny, that was a pretty fun day. Getting soaking wet and walking home and then I found my mum and then she gave me a bus fare home. So therefore your hands smell like sanitizer smells like, that would be pretty cool. If you actually have one, let me know what it actually smells like, 'cause I actually want to, like, try them and if I find the right one, I would drink it, I would drink that God damn sanitizer. |
VLOG31 | 6.3 | 4.7 | 4 | 4.7 | 5.2 | VLOG31 | 256.44 | 0.18694 | 1.8352 | 0.47532 | 3.7132 | 0.22203 | 0.80313 | 0.12144 | 0.031311 | 0.45971 | 9.7092 | 3.8865 | 0.044974 | 0.70299 | -0.000262 | 0.016711 | 0.25346 | 4.3373 | 0.8677 | 0.046419 | 0.20005 | 7.189106 | 0.204734 | 139 | 150 | 31 | Hey guys, it's Wednesday so I thought I would just do a quick, uh, bloggedy blog and kinda do like a little thing, um, but basically I was trying to think of different video ideas and I came up with one that I think could be uh, kinda fun. Um, so I moved to Chicago in June, right? But I never really have any time to go exploring throughout the city, feel like I don't really know this place very well yet, so I thought that I could do like a scavenger hunt and you guys could name off a bunch of shit that you either want me to find or go do or whatever and then I gotta take my video camera and go around the city and find all this shit. Um, so I think it could be really fun, so I definitely want you guys to list some shit for me to find. But uh, things that I will not find no matter how much you beg of me. First being, drugs. I'm not gonna go find any drugs of any kind, so don't even bother begging. Also that includes drug dealers. I don't have any interest in meeting up with any drug dealers as well as for prostitutes. I don't have any interest in finding any prostitutes at all. So yeah, so I'm gonna take a friend with me and we're going to do around the city and do that. I want to do it before Christmas, though, so just name some shit as soon as you can, I guess. Um, in the meantime, rest of my day today I'm gonna clean the fucking room 'cause it's a mess, and then I'm going to do a Heliopsis photo shoot tonight uh, for those of you who don't know, it's my brother and his uh, friend Michelle , it's their etsy store, so that could be kinda fun. Um, so yeah, so name a buncha shit, then I'll go around the city, it'll be fun and yeah, I hope you guys are having a fantastic day and I will see you guys later. Bye. |
VLOG32 | 5.3 | 4.9 | 5.5 | 5.3 | 4.7 | VLOG32 | 159.24 | 0.53525 | 1.1683 | 0.44036 | 3.6684 | 0.24357 | 0.75148 | 0.14535 | 0.017491 | 0.5863 | 6.7042 | 3.7955 | 0.012324 | 1.2104 | -0.000128 | 0.005766 | 0.35982 | 1.8938 | 0.69459 | 0.034562 | 0.36676 | 5.481138 | 0.042763 | 146 | 174 | 32 | Hey, what's up? This is XXXX. Um, it's been about three or four, maybe more months since I've done a video blog, and I figured I would do one. Um, I know if you watched my other videos. You'll notice that I got a different setting here. I got myself a house, so this is just my little computer area, uh, that I got set aside. So that door opens when my cats are out there and they meow constantly and I don't want my video being full of meow, meow, meow, meow. So I figured that I got a lot of hits and a lot of views and a lot of comments on my ITT Tech rant. So I figured I would do a follow up to that, and tell you guys what I'm doing and what I found out and everything. So apparently there is two types of accreditation, National and Regional. All your regular schools like University of Huston, University of Miami, you know, Cornhuskers, Sooners, all that. They're all regional. All the technical schools, ITT tech and stuff like that, they are all national. It doesn't seem like that would be right. It seems national would be more important, but that's not the way it is. Okay. So, I searched for -- high and low for a school, U of H told me up yours. You know, South West Texas State laughed and said you might as well just start as a freshman, live on campus. Uh, no. Okay, so my mother is a student currently at Kaplan University, as an online school, and I hear, I can hear the moans right now going eh, online school, no that's a rip off, it's crap. Let me tell you it's not. Kaplan is the real deal. Um, I am proud to announce that Kaplan accepted my degree from ITT Tech and I am now enrolled officially as a junior in undergraduate program at Kaplan Online University and I'm getting a Bachelor of Psychology studying Behavioral Analysis. Now I know that some of you are like, what? It gets worse, a minor in History. So here is the deal. I am going to be a high school teacher. I will wait for the shock to set in. I know what I look like. It's a curse. Okay, so I'm a be a high school teacher. When's the last time you had a spring break? Exactly. Okay. I actually do care though. It's real weird. I'm not really sure why I care. I haven't really come up with a reason, but I care. So, being a teacher sounds awesome. Besides all the holidays and the two months in the summer that you get off completely. Wow. Besides all that, it just sounds so fun. So, I want to teach either some sort of history or psychology class or sociology. So the way it works where I live, is you don't necessarily have to have a degree in what you teach, but you have to have twenty four credit hours minimum in that, you know, subject. So the way Kaplan works is the last six courses you take are electives and you pick from a list of like five hundred classes. I'm not even kidding. Like twelve accounting courses, everything from typewriting to HTML code, to pharmaceuticals, to law enforcement, to constitutional law. I might take that. Especially if I'm going to teach history, right? Right. Well, some of the courses I have to take for the psychology degree fall under the history category. I only need 24 hours in one subject, so that frees up some more electives. I also have to take physical science, which is kind of shocking to me. I also have to take statistics. I can't even say it. Statistics, there you go, statistics. I am so done. So, anyways, the point is I get credit for all this. In fact, Kaplan takes my ITT Tech so much that I'm actually don't have to take intro to physiology because I took it at ITT Tech. When I went to ITT, I had to take physics, one, two, three, and four, English composition, uh, you now, basic computer skills. I had to take sociology and psychology, and government and economics, it was really weird. But -- so they are giving me credit for all that. I'm a veteran. Kaplan has a department just for the military. My academic advisor has a degree, a Bachelor's in Psychology. Perfect. Uh, the price? Okay, the price is three hundred fifty five dollars per credit hour, but if you are a veteran, it's two forty. Books, all other fees, all -- everything is included in that price. I'll be done in eighteen months. Eighteen months I'll be a teacher, pretty much. I gotta take a teacher's certification course after that, but I'll deal with that when I'm done with my degree. But I'm telling you, I think you can just yahoo Kaplan. It's spelled with a K. K A-P L-A N. They didn't ask me to do a video, they didn't -- they don't even know I do video blogs or nothing. I'm telling you that this place is -- I know it's legit because my mom is going there. She has her degree, you know, um, I mean she's getting a master's from there. Everything is really cool, I mean you take two classes at a time. The last six of the whole school you get to pick from the list from whatever you want. They send you your books for free. If you have access to their Florida big huge public library, they'll actually mail you the actual books. I mean, it's just too good to be true. And let's say later I want to take this degree and go get my master's at like University of Huston, they are the exact same accreditation; they would absolutely be accepted. I mean, the school district, they told me that Kaplan University is on their list of places they accept. The school district told me that. So, I found my place, I'm a be a high school teacher. I don't really know if I, um, if it set in yet, but we'll see what happens, you know? Um, so anyways, I hope that this is informative. Uh, if you went to ITT, or you going there, or you've go -- or you're alumni, just check it out, Kaplan. If you are not happy with ITT Tech, and you are currently going there, I bet you -- if you call Kaplan, you can switch to the online, and whatever classes you've already taken at ITT will transfer over. I got out of Intro of Psychology because I took it at ITT. Anyways, I'm XXXX, look for much more in the future. And I'm gonna stop -- try to stop cursing so much, because if I'm a be a teacher, I can't say fuck. Alright, thanks for watching. Peace. |
VLOG33 | 4.2 | 5.4 | 4.8 | 5.3 | 4.3 | VLOG33 | 241.61 | 0.1746 | 1.605 | 0.42028 | 3.4956 | 0.44832 | 0.84324 | 0.12937 | 0.026057 | 0.33811 | 6.2896 | 3.9447 | 0.080324 | 0.88167 | -0.000277 | 0.024814 | 0.29035 | 1.6077 | 0.67058 | 0.040605 | 0.41711 | 7.230414 | 0.32598 | 114 | 145 | 33 | Hi Youtube. We're back. It is Friday, September the fourth, which means this weekend is Labor Day Weekend and XXXX, XXXX, and XXXX will be here, so -- they're actually already in town, but they're just getting ready and stuff, so we're waiting for them. Decided we should make a video just to let you guys know what's up. Chloe had her six month shot on, I think it's Wednesday, so two days ago and she did really well. She didn't even cry this time, so I'm really proud of her. What else? Seventeen pounds fifteen ounces, she's a big girl. And um, what else? She has a little bit of a cold right now, just a runny nose, but other than that, she's doing great and she just crawled this morning. Not very far, just to get a toy, but she crawled, so that's the important thing, right Chloe? Um, say hi everyone, say hi. What are you doing? She's kinda busy tearing everything apart at the moment, throwing all my stuff off the desk, so I guess I should be going. Um, me and XXXX will probably have a video for everyone up soon of our kids together, Chris and Chloe, and until then, have a good Labor Day Weekend and I hope everyone's having fun or camping or doing whatever. So have a good weekend and I'll see you soon. Bye. |
VLOG35 | 5 | 5.3 | 3.6 | 4.6 | 4.1 | VLOG35 | 217.31 | 0.45507 | 0.73036 | 0.30489 | 3.8834 | 0.20835 | 0.52905 | 0.17848 | 0.013767 | 0.58845 | 3.4974 | 1.7445 | 0.003204 | 0.8849 | -0 | 0.001235 | 0.39699 | 9.5627 | 0.95652 | 0.028165 | 0.10003 | 5.080687 | 0.050092 | 130 | 167 | 35 | Now after you have all that all in the same bowl, you're gonna beat on low, with egg beaters obviously, and you're going to beat this mixture on low, until a dough begins to form. And once the dough forms, you'll know that it's ready when you squeeze the dough with your fingers and it sticks together. That means it's time to make the cookie shapes. Hi, again and today I am gonna show you how to make some chocolate gem cookies -- and it's actually another Martha Stewart recipe, but it's really, really good so I thought I'd share it with you guys. And what you'll need for this recipe is two cups of flour, a cup of unsweetened cocoa powder and the one I got was Hershey's because, I dunno, Hershey's was pretty sweet. Um, you'll also need one fourth cup of unsweetened cocoa powder so that's -- if I didn't say that, that's what you need and one fourth teaspoon of salt. And you'll also need a cup which is two sticks of unsweet-- unsalted butter at room temperature -- it has to be softened -- and three fourths cup of sugar and one teaspoon pure vanilla extract. Now that first step that we have to do in order to make these cookies is sift the flour and the salt and the cocoa powder -- remember three fourth cups -- all into one bowl to make this awesome powdery mixture. And I don't own a sifter, so I'm gonna kind of like, you know, go a little crazy and try to whisk it to you know -- a powder mixture. I hope this works, so -- it'll work I'm . So if you don't have a sifter you can just whisk it and with that always make a mixture. Just mix it together. Now the next thing you're gonna do is put your two sticks of unsweetened butter in this bowl and mix it until it's fluffy and like, on medium for about two minutes. After you've done mixing the butter together to make it all fluffy that's all you need. I've finished with a spoon because you're supposed to mix with a paddle, but I don't have a paddle so I finished with a spoon. And it's supposed to look kind of like this, really fluffy and soft. You add the three fourths cup of sugar and continue mixing for another two -- |
VLOG36 | 5.3 | 5.4 | 5.5 | 6 | 5.8 | VLOG36 | 205.01 | 0.30043 | 1.0707 | 0.52664 | 3.8322 | 0.25155 | 0.65519 | 0.21769 | 0.021165 | 0.51883 | 5.1472 | 3.3985 | 0.001977 | 1.0665 | 0.000006 | 0.001079 | 0.15973 | 3.5703 | 0.83329 | 0.057939 | 0.2334 | 5.746883 | 0.073955 | 138 | 154 | 36 | Mmm. It is so freaking hot here, my armpits smell like a at the concert. There, I said it dad. And it's not as hot as Darwin but at least in Darwin most people have air conditioners and you can sleep at night without sweating. At the moment I'm working on a remix for Witlee, it's a competition and if I win I get twelve months worth of free entry into all due process concerts or whatever, I don't know what it is. But, I'm going to win it. I'm competitive now. I decided that yesterday. We'll see if I can eat this ice cream before it'll melt. Can I eat it up? I see a lot of, um, those commercials on TV for ABC three starting on December fourth. It makes me feel sad but also very happy for people who got the jobs. It will be awesome. If there any ABC three people who are watching, I'm in Sydney and I need a job. Yeah, I actually live two streets down from the ABC building and I go past there every day on my way to school and go huh. I have thought of infiltrating the place wearing a lobster suit but then my sister told me lobsters are dangerous looking so why not dress as a bear. Although I think bears are rather dangerous, depending on the kind of bear. My last bit of ice cream. That was good, that was really good, actual gelato in fact. I got it from the farmers market across the road. Why not listen to the remix, I'll show it to you. Lets rock. Play it please. . "We are here/it seems we are always marching/ it seems dark like here/Nothing ever seems so clear so clear . " Well that wasn't a real phone call. I was just making the whole thing but, you know. You thought it was real didn't you? Anyway let me know what you think of the remix, it's just like about a minute of it but I really don't know what to do next. I have a feeling that's the end of the song but I made it first so I really don't know what to choose for the beginning. I'm good making things from end to front. No it's not. You may have noticed that there's no what's on anti news things today, I feel lazy today so there's not going to be one. There wasn't one last week though so there's not going to be one this week. But there will be one next week, maybe. Or I must just have one special one for it, if something completely ridiculous happens in the town in that time. Like that time that there was a three hundred person brawl in Katarina Square . I actually went and looked it up and it was only thirty people but my sister told me it was three hundred people. I would hold her to that because it sounds way more epic. . Yeah that was totally awesome. |
VLOG37 | 5 | 5.1 | 4.8 | 5.2 | 4.7 | VLOG37 | 190.23 | 0.35102 | 1.4413 | 0.52066 | 3.7095 | 0.29152 | 0.75122 | 0.18561 | 0.022955 | 0.52585 | 7.5847 | 3.1258 | 0.018644 | 1.122 | -0.000049 | 0.007639 | 0.33224 | 1.9811 | 0.72582 | 0.037445 | 0.36637 | 6.64835 | 0.290323 | 125 | 162 | 37 | Yeah, as implied, I'm now officially one year old, on YouTube anyway -- I'm thirteen in real life. Um, and I just wanted to say that it's really weird. Not really. But, it's kinda of cool to know that I'm, in a sense, a kind of veteran and I know how things work on YouTube. Not really, but -- 'cause I've only made eleven videos, but it's -- it's kinda cool -- one year. Yay. By the way, in case you haven't noticed, this video is -- in my opinion anyway - significantly better from the other videos, partially because of my wonderful new lamp light. Okay, this might -- this is gonna take a little bit of effort. All right. Random book shelf, I know. Yeah, it's wonderful, OAR poster, but that lamp -- and it totally lights up this room great, instead of my mini desk lamp, um, and I like it. But I don't know where it's from; don't ask me. Um, but I really -- woah, sorry -- like the lamp and I hope that it will -- Jesus, sorry -- stick around for -- at least for a couple more videos. Um, yay lamp. Yeah. I'm making this video for a total of three reasons -- two -- three? We'll see. Three. I'm gonna go with three, three for now. Three reasons. One, because it's summer. But, with summer, comes, as all children -- high schoolers -- kids know, summer work. And this year, instead of just getting to read whatever I want, which is -- by the way, now totally seems great -- um, I actually have required reading. And I have --yeah. And I have three books. One, two, three. Three -- three books. I have the wonderful -- one second -- A Distant Mirror by Barbra W. Tuchman, which I am currently not even close to half way, which is how much I have to read. Um, I would recommend this book if you are either a) a historian, or b) a social studies teacher. Otherwise, I'd pretty much steer clear of it. It's quite hefty; I don't know it's weight in pounds. Um, but it's quite big, and I don't carry it around with me. I read it here at my desk. Um, and it -- it's -- it's interesting. It's really in depth, like I really have a lot of facts that I didn't know, and now I do. Book two, How to read Literature Like a Professor by Thomas C. Foster. This book, significantly better. Um, in all seriousness, it's actually really interesting. Um, I am going into an advanced, uh, English and Social Studies course, so hence reading literature like a professor. And, um, he makes it really, really interesting, and teaching me about symbols, and -- and everything that you need to know when you're reading a book, and I actually have literally chuckled and laughed at how witty and humorous the -- some sides of his are. Like, for instance, he talks about Shakespearian quotes, and he just has all of these random, like, quotes, and I actually chuckled when I read one. I don't know what play this is from; if somebody could help me out with what play this is, by the way, drop a comment. Um, "Exit "-- let me see if I can get this -- "Exit, pursued by a bear. " And I literally stopped and I started chuckling almost, um, because I just thought that that's kind of funny. I mean -- Book number three, The Once and Future King by T. H. White. Quite, um -- quite hefty. I mean, it's six hundred pages of solid reading. Um, I'm actually enjoying this. I'm on page -- what am I on? I'm somewhere around page a hundred and seventy -- a hundred seventy or so. And, I enjoy it. I mean, I -- I don't like King Arthur. I don't like Arthurian fantasy. But, I like fantasy. Um, I have -- I don't -- let me just grab this. Um, I have multiple, like, Dragonlance, and I don't know how many people know Dragonlance. Dragonlance -- box sets -- this is one of the three that I have, and I like fantasy and this is kind of along the lines of that, and it's really good. So, I'm enjoying that. Um, yeah. Reason two, I wanted to talk about music. You know, music, like, the kind you listen to on your iPod, um, in the bus and the car on the train on a plane. Um, because I haven't really expressed how much I like music on TV . Now, I know some of you are going to be, like, totally W. T and his bands, but, um, I just want to say I just want to give you guys an idea of what music, like, I listen to, or enjoy listening to. And you guys know, um, with the State Radio poster on the wall -- walk past the office counter. poster on the wall and on the wall. I'm kind of a college conference I'm -- I'm sorry. Okay. College Rock. Kind of advocate, fan. Um, I like Dave Matthews' band a lot. Um, I'm not even going to get into how much I like Dave Matthews' band, actually. Um, I also like a band -- I'm going to snatch this. You've seen this before, trust me. I'm and this is the set list -- the original set list from, um -- um, April fifth -- April fifth ? April fifth two thousand and nine, the acoustic show? Yeah. All right. They handed it to me off the stage, along with the pics, which I keep right up on the top of my desk with the set list. Um, and also, like, this band -- not many people have heard of this band -- totally, um -- what's? Recommend. Sorry. Recommend this band, Gomez. Great band, um; how do I describe it? Blues -- India Rock -- Grunge. That's kind of the way to describe it. Um, I wanna see them -- I didn't get a chance to see them when they came to Terminal Five in New York, uh, a couple months ago. Um, I'm -- I just gotten in the -- well, I didn't just get in to them. Uh, I kinda been -- my dad interested in them. My dad -- the Dead Head -- My dad. My dad. If you've read about them on my blog, you know a little bit about my dad. Um, he introduced me to Gomez. I actually knew the words to some of the songs before I even knew the titles. It's the same thing with Dead songs; like, I know the words -- I knew -- I knew the words Samson and Delilah before I actually heard Samson and Delilah by the Dead. -- or, them playing it, anyway. And, um, I like Gomez a lot. Um, I've listened, probably, to the song "Hangover" -- "Be my --" like, five times today. Um, so, check your Gomez. And check out ; check out State Radio; check out . Um, I didn't think I said. Um, yeah. Obviously, you know what Dave Matthews band does. I'm not gonna play any of Dave Matthews band, because of copyright. Ooh. And, drum roll, please. . Reason three, I wanted to throw the idea up in the air to regular viewers, all six of you. Um, I wanted to do a little action. Whatever. I'll finish this in five minutes. I wanted to make a live show. I wanted to do a TV cable live broadcast, and I wanted to go on Blog TV. I know I'm talking really fast, but just stick with me and you can probably understand what I'm saying. I want to go on Blog TV and I wanted to do a live show. I thought it would be a lot of fun, and I wanted to know if you guys would watch, if you guys would advertise for it, if you guys would invite friends to come to the chat room and talk about stuff with me. Um, I might even have a contest or two; I don't know. Um, comment. Comments, comments, comments. Um, because I really wanna -- I really want some feedback on this, and I really would like to do this idea, but I don't know how many people would watch it, or how many people would actually benefit from me doing this. So, um, try to comment, because I really appreciate it, and I really want to do this. So let me know if you like the idea, if you have any recommendations, any sort a thing; I'm flexible. But the broadcast would probably be on a Friday or Saturday night, because I have a life. Kind of. That's all for now. I'm also running out of tape and I literally have one minute of tape left because I just used something -- I found something out for somebody else. Um, so, that did it. This is that blogger kid signing off. Okay, thanks. Bye. Hi. It's XXXX, and I'm one years old. Year. One year. |
VLOG38 | 4.5 | 5.1 | 5.3 | 5.6 | 4.2 | VLOG38 | 153.27 | 0.32754 | 0.95741 | 0.38378 | 3.7673 | 0.28755 | 0.6426 | 0.23207 | 0.01688 | 0.32265 | 4.1901 | 1.5954 | 0.002234 | 1.7603 | -0.000054 | 0.001426 | 0.14186 | 1.5406 | 0.63947 | 0.062809 | 0.41509 | 7.113169 | 0.222222 | 130 | 168 | 38 | Hello, XXXX YouTube subscribers. I'm doing a prize giveaway, just for you guys. First prize is going to be a full copy of Sony Vegas Pro, fantastic software that will let you make your own video masterpieces. I also have three copies of Michel Gondry's book. You'll like this one, because you're in it. Michel Gondry is of course the director of "Be Kind, Rewind" and this book is all about making movies with your friends, for your friends. Here's how you enter. So at the end of every episode, I'd like to have a new viewer doing something like this. Hi, this is Curvy in New York. You just watched XXXX; find us on the web at XXXX dot tv. So, that's the gist. Do something like that, in any fashion you like. The winners will be chosen randomly, this is not competitive. So to enter, you can do a video response down below or just email your videos to me at XXXX at XXXX dot tv . That's it, have fun. Later. |
VLOG39 | 4.4 | 4.7 | 4 | 5.4 | 4.7 | VLOG39 | 141.06 | 0.76796 | 1.0275 | 0.44194 | 3.5682 | 0.38928 | 0.737 | 0.28445 | 0.012829 | 0.36063 | 2.5911 | 2.1178 | 0.010086 | 1.1897 | 0.000043 | 0.00424 | 0.44012 | 1.7168 | 0.57242 | 0.031221 | 0.33342 | 6.484251 | 0.115068 | 139 | 154 | 39 | Hello everybody on my YouTube list. Today we have something very special. Im doing SS report 'cause I had no other name. The SS report today is very special. It's Thanksgiving. Today is the day we all give thanks to the things that matter most. And right the things that matter most are my fans. I'd just like to give a shout out to all the wonderful people. Now there's so many people that I can't name you all on one video, it would take about maybe two or three because you guys are just awesome. I want you guys to know that I appreciate everything you've brought me through. Now if you can hear, there's Christmas music playing in the background. There's a reason for that. That's part two of this video. I want you guys to know that you guys have brought me so far and I give thanks for that. Also I give thanks for all the people in the US of A and all the people across seas and everyone who's a part of this community and is so helpful and supportive to YouTube members. I give thanks to you. I also give thanks to family. If you have a family, I have a family, give thanks to them. I give thanks to family. So that's fans, people on the globe and family. Another thing I would have to give thanks for is all those haters because when I get haters, I've noticed that it rises my population. I don't say I want to keep having haters but thank you so I have to show you some love. I would also like to thank the Internet for providing Twitter. Twitter's amazing. I'd also like to thank -- I'd like to thank the people at Blizzard. They've finally found a way to screw up World of Warcraft even worse. Thank you. Not only would I like to thank Blizzard and everybody else I just mentioned, I would also like to thank the people behind Microsoft. Updating to Windows Seven, it's a pretty good idea. Then again, everybody is practically switching to a Mac. I'm on PC and I love it. Now, why the Christmas music is playing and was playing in the background. Let's talk about something. People, obviously it's Christmas time -- well it will be Christmas time come next week. Tuesday of next week will be December first and twenty five days, we'll be counting. Twenty five miserable days because on that twenty fifth day, it's all happiness. Well I guess some people do Christmas Eve. So maybe it's twenty three days actually so I should have said twenty four days at the beginning. Now I know that all my fans out there are excited for Christmas and if you don't celebrate Christmas for any reason or if you're not a Christmas person, happy holidays still and I want you to enjoy this month that we don't get any winter in or snow, so --. But it will be very cool. It's ironic, there's all this cold but no snow. Now, not to mention that, I want everybody to do their best. I want everybody to have a safe, um, time. Have a fun time. And black Friday's this Friday, you can get a lot of savings. Save a lot. I think that's when everybody's going to do their Christmas shopping. Then again, black Friday's dangerous 'cause you know people get injured and trampled and stuff like that. It's happened before people. So be careful if you plan on going out for black Friday and, uh, you know, make -- just make sure that you guys just have fun. Keep coming back. This has been the SS Report, episode one, giving thanks and happy holidays. Those of you who would like to check this out more, my new email which you can contact me on, will be in the description. Uh, you can also subscribe to this channel, keep clicking that subscribe button. Keep clicking it. Enough that it turns silver. I know I've said this before but if it turns silver, don't click it because then you're going to unsubscribe and then you're not going to be able to get all my stuff. Check out my Twitter. Um, maybe even if you don't have a Twitter, just still get one and then follow me, that way if you ever check it, you'll know what was he doing, you know, so sometimes -- 'cause I'm usually on there. So, thank you guys very much and I will see you guys next time and this is been the SS Report, episode one giving thanks and happy holidays. So don't forget comment, subscribe. |
VLOG42 | 3.7 | 5.5 | 6.2 | 5.6 | 5 | VLOG42 | 153.27 | 0.56894 | 0.6278 | 0.21957 | 3.661 | 0.21207 | 0.66933 | 0.1912 | 0.013816 | 0.83475 | 5.8765 | 2.6686 | 0.004973 | 1.4352 | 0.000042 | 0.00251 | 0.2997 | 2.6362 | 0.74713 | 0.038558 | 0.28341 | 2.803873 | 0 | 143 | 167 | 42 | I think it's time for another haircut. Hey folks, um, if you all remember way back in two thousand seven, we did a Christmas collaboration together that I thought was rather fun and I'll throw in a little clip of the beginning of that video if I can download it and add it in here. But I just thought I would put out the request; anybody that is interested in doing a Christmas collaboration video this year, send me a clip. You can send it to me XXXX and I will include your clip in a large collaboration. It doesn’t really matter how long the clip is. The shorter you keep them, the more I will be able to put into the collaboration, so if you make it just a quick merry Christmas wish or you want to sing a song or whatever you want to do. Christmas is a time to celebrate friends and family as far as I'm concerned. And friends are the family that you choose, at least that's the way I look at it, and I have lots of family here on YouTube. So if you want to be involved, send me a clip. If it's a relatively small clip, you can send it straight to my email, XXXX, or send it via yousendit dot com and it will get it to me. That way I can go download the larger clips from there. Do it high def if you can, if not no big deal, and we'll just put it all together and have a good time. So put on your thinking caps. Put on your Christmas season caps. Fill your hearts with Christmas joy and season's greetings and see what you can come up with, and we'll see what we put together. So looking forward to doing it again this year; so send them on. |
VLOG43 | 5.9 | 5.5 | 5.6 | 5.5 | 6 | VLOG43 | 200.18 | 0.41603 | 1.0808 | 0.4239 | 3.78 | 0.29024 | 0.58925 | 0.2508 | 0.018755 | 0.5903 | 5.7357 | 2.2807 | 0.003447 | 2.1116 | 0.000003 | 0.0029 | 0.35121 | 3.5257 | 0.81635 | 0.032739 | 0.23154 | 6.508267 | 0.169466 | 140 | 159 | 43 | Hey guys, so I went shopping the other day and because I wanted to avoid all those horrible things that happen to people who pay with cash on those debit card commercials, I, of course, used my debit card. But you know I realized that with all the things you have to input after you swipe your card, perhaps cash is faster after all. Your total is twenty three seventy four. All right, um, I'm just gonna do debit so I'll just, um, swipe. *beep beep* Oh, right, PIN number. *beep* Uh, no cash back. *beep* Okay, that is correct. *beep* My sister? *beep* I don't see how that really applies. *beep* What? But seriously, though, sometimes it's like playing twenty questions with those things and not only that, but um, usually when you swipe your card, you swipe it at the wrong time and then the cashier looks at you like you're a dumbass for trying to pay for your shit. Um, anyway though, uh if you read my blog you'll know that I've been working on a little EP and I've decided to release it November twenty third, uh, the XXXX EP. Obviously two songs that I've already done are on it, uh, XXXX in XXXX which I've made music videos to, and plus a remix of XXXX and three other songs that I've worked really hard on and am proud of. So to make things a little more interesting I thought I would hold a little contest leading up to it on November twenty third. So all you have to do is you follow me on Twitter -- my Twitter is just twitter dot com slash XXXX and I will be giving out XXXX from my last video -- I have a ton of them. So I'll Twitter something like, the eleventh person to reply to this Twitter about my EP will uh, win a paper crane, and then if you're the eleventh person, I'll send you a direct message and get that sent on to you. So the link to my Twitter will be in the description and also a link where you can find more information about the EP. I'll be making a music video to one of my favorite songs that I made on the album called XXXX and that'll be out sometime soon. You'll also be able to download the EP on, like, iTunes, Rhapsody, all of those music download sites and hopefully I'll also have a physical copy that you can actually buy. I'm also planning a few other special things for it coming out, but more about that later. Um, that's it for now, so bye guys! |
VLOG44 | 6.2 | 2.5 | 5.2 | 4.3 | 5.7 | VLOG44 | 164.71 | 0.42655 | 1.0115 | 0.40391 | 3.8724 | 0.24964 | 0.62444 | 0.21769 | 0.022452 | 0.75012 | 6.8234 | 2.7326 | 0.011885 | 1.4172 | 0.000022 | 0.007469 | 0.31286 | 5.4032 | 0.90077 | 0.038496 | 0.16671 | 7.102647 | 0.183668 | 128 | 161 | 44 | So this is a quick video response to YouTubers exposed by XXXX. Regardless of this video in the negative things he has said about me in live shows, Mr. XXXX is probably one of the funniest fucking people on YouTube. Realist, I'm not going to say that, no -- um, but funniest yes. And his ability to handle the internet audience is something to be admired, because mother fucker, oh my God, do a lot of people believe the bullshit coming out of your mouth. And you know, a lot of it is true, a lot of it is true; but when you are talking about people using -- everyone that uses question of the day, post on a regular basis; saying that makes them sane. That makes no sense; posting on a regular basis has existed ever since there was fucking media. If newspapers came out randomly, I wouldn't know what the fuck was going on. I know that in the morning I can go up to the newsstand, holy shit there's a newspaper; right on time. I guess that makes me stupid that I got a scheduling shit that when I turn on the radio, I go, oh shit, the MJ morning show is on. That shit is not randomly popping up, it's seven PM. And the question of the day is misused by many a person, because they see people using it and they're like holy shit that works. I didn't invent the question of the day, it was invented by the first person whoever had an opinion, who wanted to know other people's opinions. And it has been bastardized on YouTube, you make a video, it's like, do you like turkey? Check yes or no in the comments below, because it helps my video. That rhymes, yay. And there's a lot of shit that goes down on YouTube that pisses me off, but you realize that it's part of the game and you've just got to deal with it or eventually those people will fuck up. There are a lot of people who gained an audience doing bad shit. There were people spamming; people with messages like hey remember me, subscribe to me; or like back in the days when people fluffed their views like SMP films, using a video reloader. It wasn't him it was a friend doing it. Another thing that got me was when XXXX said, you know all these fake mother fuckers, but YouTube needs to feature people like Charles Trippy and Timothy. Okay, I love those guys, but if I don't see a video that they posted with some sexy thumb nail title of Hot Chick Does Blobbedy, Bla, Bla, Bla, I am shocked and they are playing the game just like anybody else. The summary of this video is yes, it does annoy me with the shit that goes on with YouTube. Is it everyone? No, but yes it does annoy me when people cheat or at least in my eyes cheat. Like a child that gets their videos audio spotlighted, because there's a dude that works for YouTube that has invested in that company. The way I have justified it is everything is kind of bullshit even you XXXX, coming off as the savior, the man showing you what is behind the curtain while he has an ad for MacDonald's, to the right of his video. But XXXX I do enjoy you videos, even though your white voice, Mr. XXXX, and I really wish you would post on a regular basis because those mother fuckers want to see your videos and to you guys watching this video; if you are one of those people that's like Phil has taken the suspension and he's doing this; and if you're that stupid then just unsubscribe to me. It's hard to do on the internet, but I would like to minimize the amount of stupid fucks watching my show; or continue watching me and hating me; because haters pay the bills; that's just something on my mind. See you next. |
VLOG45 | 3.6 | 3.7 | 4 | 4.1 | 4.3 | VLOG45 | 201.38 | 0.3722 | 1.1694 | 0.40055 | 3.6118 | 0.30656 | 0.73314 | 0.19609 | 0.023735 | 0.58685 | 7.1796 | 2.6374 | 0.000073 | 1.3457 | -0.000001 | 0.000046 | 0.21588 | 1.9236 | 0.70552 | 0.049905 | 0.36676 | 6.728208 | 0.080109 | 141 | 209 | 45 | Hi, it's XXXX I just got back from my trip this weekend. I feel so bad, okay, so I come home and first of all my camera bag did arrive fine but, yeah. I was worried -- I was getting this thing from Amazon Vine and um, somebody would steal it, like, if they would steal a book on Humanor, if they would steal a ukulele why wouldn't they steal a camera bag? The thing keeps -- this bag thing is bigger than my suitcase I'm, like, what I'm suppose to put ten cameras in it what? What? I don't know. I have, like, sort of a professional grade digital camera that I got last year 'cause I'm crazy, I don't know and some different lenses for it and stuff but I'm, like, I could put my camera and all the lenses and, like, my lunch for the next week in it and probably my cat, it's China kitty. Anyway I feel -- so I get the package and then of course I come home to my cats and, like, I'm usually gone for, for two nights in a row and I feel so bad that I'm not there in that sort of that middle day to, like, give them some extra moist food and stuff and I feel like -- I feel like um, she, like -- she wants the attention but she's-- she's, like, I don't know, she's extra, extra, she's extra claws when I -- when she's mad at me and I think she's mad. And she's so skinny. Like, I really noticed it when I have been gone for two nights and when I come back and I swear she's lost another, like, half an ounce or something which for her it's a lot. Yeah so I have a little China kitty here and she's kinda being sweet and she's kinda being mean. I think she's mad, but isn't she cute? Aww, she doesn't like that, very sad. Yeah, so we went to this wedding. I think I had to do another, like, ten more things to do when you're broke video 'cause I thought of some more, yeah, but I don't know if some of those things are good. Like, I was talking about weddings. I was talking about, um, you know, you can go to a wedding and you get free food and everything, but you know my boyfriend and I are vegans so we were really lucky because we know the mother of the bride and she was really sweet and she said, oh I'm going -- ah she said just, like, the day before the wedding, uh, let me try to get you um, the beef entrée without the beef 'cause then you're going to get, like, potatoes and vegetables and stuff where there was a pasta entrée that was, like, cheese lasagna or something and so we couldn't eat that. And she actually remembered to do it so it was awesome, but then it was, like, hey -- hey no fighting, no fighting. Come here Rodney , come here. Come here because you're so cute and we want to sit together and we don't want to fight with China. Oh you're so warm, so cuddly, so cute. Yeah, he's, like, so excited, yeah. We're excited Rodney, we're excited. And um, yeah, so uh, she managed to switch it but we drank maybe a lot of, wine probably because we were a little bored. No, I mean, it was a great wedding it was like, this fairytale Cinderella kind of wedding really nice, but just, like, just boring enough to drink a little too much wine, maybe and that's fine to do once in a while, I guess, unless you don't have very much food. So when you just, like, have a few vegetables and a couple pieces of roasted potato, like, you haven't really had that much to eat. So after the wedding we ended up going to Safeway and trying to find some vegan friendly food. And this is the bad part because you see, I was vegetarian for twenty years and I did spend some time along time ago being vegan too and I read food labels like a maniac. So if you want to know vegan junk food? Like, I can tell you vegan junk food and part of our reason for eating vegan is to eat healthy. So what good is it to know what junk foods are vegan? Like, you know what kind of cookies are vegan or whatever? It doesn't do you any good. So we went -- we got a bunch of crap. We went and got a bunch of crap, yeah. So um, yeah, my point is what good does it do to go to a wedding and, you know, like, you're getting free food at the wedding, but then you're vegan. Uh, yeah, it doesn't -- doesn't do much good. And then for just total humiliation, like, I brought this dress to wear, really nice dress and um, I saw that It was too small for me yeah because I am too fat. I was too fat to wear that dress. So we went to an outlet mall and my boyfriend bought me a new dress which looked quite similar to the old dress only it was a size larger and not as nice. It wasn't as nice of a dress. It was very similar. It was almost the same only not as nice and -- and with and ugly neckline but um, he bought me this dress and a purse. Actually the purse is really nice and now I wish that it wasn't in my luggage because I would show you the purse is awesome. So I totally scored this cool dressy purse even though my video camera doesn't fit in it very well. So that's not good but , like, look China stole my spot, oh so sad, yeah. So humiliating dress didn't fit, had to get a new one, wasn't quite as nice and my boyfriend is, like, you have to wear nylons because -- or stockings whatever because they look nice, they look so elegant and whatever and I'm, like, well they're not comfortable and I'm already wearing body suit. I have to wear the nylons and put the body suit over it and I'm, like, not comfortable. And he's, like, sometimes to look really good, you have to suffer a little bit. And I was thinking of my mom 'cause I don't know what she used to be doing. Like, if my grandmother used to be doing something to her hair or whatever it was and my mom would complain and -- and my grandmother would say, well you have to suffer to be beautiful. My mom would say, well I don't want to be beautiful. And, um yeah, it made me think of that. But uh, it made me many things, it made me think of that but uh, I guess it is all a matter of balances. But then you look around and you see people that look very nice that maybe aren't wearing nylons and you're, like -- you're thinking, like, I think he just, you just don't have to wear them in California or something. What the heck? why am I wearing these? Silly, I don't know. I'm not sure if I agree with, like, the whole you have to wear nylons thing ever in California. I think there should be a law passed against it. I would totally vote in favor of the no nylons no stocking -- well stockings are okay. But no nylons, no nylons. But we discovered this awesome noodle bar and we're, like, now we want to check out every noodle bar in the Bay Area 'cause we're, like, noodle bars rule. And we went there twice and um, what else? We went to Lodi on the way to Sacramento and we went to Load Eye again on the way back and uh, on the way back was really cool because the second winery we went to the owner of the winery was there and he was, just, like, a total wine geek and he was, like, you know, I guess he though we were pretty cool so he was going -- running in the back and, like, getting barrel samples out and bringing out for us to taste and stuff. And it was just -- and the wine was good too so that was awesome. And um, yeah, oh, oh we went to Shevi's tonight. Shevi's, what the heck I don't even know why we pick Shevi's. I had, like, guacamole which at least they make their own guacamole from scratch right at your table; that's kinda cool. Guacamole, corn tortillas, which I like except that the ones my boyfriend make are, like, a hundred times better and um, beans -- black beans that's what I had, and -- oh, like, a margarita the size of my head, like, gra -- grande, a grande margarita. Way too big, actually I didn't even finish it. Yeah, and uh, yeah. And I have really been perfecting the technique of keeping my boyfriend awake when he's driving because I'm never driving on trips. He's the one doing the driving. But I am, like, the master. I just keep him awake. Ah yeah, currently -- I need more, better songs on my iPod Nano though now that we have the cord to plug that into his -- his car. If we both sing along to songs on -- on there it uh, it really keeps us awake. It makes the time go really fast. I'm sure we sound completely ridiculous, but it's fun right? Yeah so, anyway. Now we're looking forward to Halloween. We've got Halloween coming up and we are totally not ready for it and I'm freaking out. I don't know about him, but I'm panicking. I'm panicking -- hu -- hu -- hu -- and I think that I might have volunteered to spend the day at his house putting up Halloween decorations. I mean that's cool, you know. Like, we had to take a client of his out to dinner and then the next night -- or no, his business partner and then the next night his accountant or vice versa and I said, well maybe in between I could stay at your house and put up Halloween decorations, but I thing that means that I actually signed up to hangout with his mother all day because she lives there and I'm, like, oh no, are you serious? Yeah, so that's going to be my week. |
VLOG46 | 5.7 | 3.6 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 4.9 | VLOG46 | 211.77 | 0.38484 | 1.2476 | 0.48407 | 3.783 | 0.27122 | 0.64785 | 0.20876 | 0.027663 | 0.63022 | 7.874 | 3.6926 | 0.001744 | 1.9581 | -0.000014 | 0.001443 | 0.36941 | 1.6808 | 0.53241 | 0.034068 | 0.31675 | 6.900654 | 0.146853 | 134 | 176 | 46 | It's the -- XXXX. Pepsi she -- Any of these prizes could be yours -- Okay everybody, you heard the lady. Watch XXXX, and you can get XXXX. Yay. I hope I'll see you guys soon. All right. Bye. Hey, what's up, guys? It is time for a new tongue twister video, but it is not ready so instead we're gonna do something else. I'm gonna check out other cool people that are cooler than me anyways so you wanna watch them. So let's look at this website -- Ustream dot tv. Let's come over here, click, play, and let's watch. The recording has started. Okay, I don't know what I'm doing here. Neither do I. I don't know what I'm doing here so I'm just recording a video as a placeholder -- Gotcha. -- um, I guess when you visit this site you'll see for yourself. Place held. I'm seeing. I don't know what I'm doing, man. Um, hi -- Hi. -- I'm XXXX -- What's up, XXXX? -- um, from YouTube dot com . You're from youtube dot com? I'm from youtube dot com, too! Isn't that awesome? Ciala -- Ciela -- She ella -- Shella -- What's your name? I don't know. Oh, come on. That's kinda twisted. Anyway, um, so we'll have a live broadcast on Saturday -- Live is good. -- Saturday in North America, it'll be Sunday morning my time -- Life can be good Saturday, Sunday mornings. -- and, um, the cool thing is that you will have a chance to win all kinds of kooky, wacky Japanese prizes -- Like, uh, can you get masturbation eggs? -- mostly that helped us win the um -- You know, masturbation eggs. -- we haven't won yet, fuck. No? Oh, fuck? That's better. You know, like, okay we're doing so well in this dance contest right now and uh -- That is awesome. -- this is just one of the things that -- one of the many ways that we can give back to you, the people who have helped us. Oh, thank you. This is really awkward because I know that I can't edit this or anything. It's all right. Okay. Yeah, so check back here on the weekend and um -- On the weekend -- Saturday night or Sunday night? -- say hi . Okay. Cool, bye. All right, bye bye. All right. Let's all go to see XXXX on Saturday night or Sunday in Japan and she promised you can get masturbation eggs. Do you like masturbating? I'm not gonna tell you how. Why not? Because it's so easy. Oh. Get an egg! They're disgusting. I've had them, but you want them. Trust me, you just -- you just do. Yep, it seemed to be the popular vote at the time. All right, that's cool, I'll go with the popular vote. It will be on Ustream -- Ooh, you put yourself using those things on Ustream? Wow. All right. Okay, so who's gonna be in this with you? As many people as possible can come join us. Ooh, who's us? Bobby Judo -- And he's cool with that? -- or join me, rather, I don't -- I don't know who else is gonna be there. Oh, it might just be you, huh? All right, well that's cool. So what do you like to do while you use these masturbation eggs? Check out Bobby Judo's channel -- Whoo! This is getting a little bit much. Okay, XXXX, any final comments, any final questions that you have for us? What do the following things have in common? |
VLOG47 | 4.2 | 5 | 5 | 4.6 | 4.7 | VLOG47 | 357.25 | 0.31135 | 1.3032 | 0.71724 | 3.4118 | 0.28405 | 0.62085 | 0.21373 | 0.016799 | 0.74968 | 2.9986 | 2.2983 | 0.000614 | 2.0525 | -0.00001 | 0.000457 | 0.45449 | 2.6249 | 0.74393 | 0.026533 | 0.28341 | 6.239875 | 0.111842 | 151 | 175 | 47 | Hey guys. It is week number three into my weight loss journey. I hope you guys are still interested. Ah anyway, I wanted to talk to you guys about my past weight loss. So let's get started. I made a little weight loss timeline and also graphs because I'm a nerd. So I made a little weight loss time line. Here it is. Okay, so I am a baby over here and then basically what I have learned is that every time I move to a new state, I gained weight. So I lived in Texas when I was a baby up until when I was twelve years old, we moved to Ohio. I gained weight because that's a really stressful time. You're trying to make friends. You don't have any friends. It's just stressful. Twelve months later, no, it was sixteen, we move to Minne"snow"ta, right over here, oh right here. So that caused some weight gain too because, ha ha, I just made some friends in Ohio and then we had to leave so I comforted my pain with food, okay, and then over here I went to college in Wisconsin"sin, " as my sister would call it, and that caused some weight gain because that's college, stressful. As you also saw on my timeline, I had World War One and World War Two, not exactly. Um, I had weight watchers one and weight watchers two. Okay, so, take the challenge, get a pedometer, if you want, um, they are wonderful to help you lose weight. Um, they recommend you; if you want to stay fit you walk six thousand to eight thousand steps a day. If you want to lose weight they recommend that you walk about ten thousand steps a day in which part of those ten thousand steps, I think you have to walk -- walk four thousand in one go -- so, a big walk. Um, that's basically what I'm going to be doing. I'm going to be trying to get to ten thousand every day -- except for today since I just picked this up. They are not very expensive. This one was seven dollars at WalMart. There were five dollar ones but this one I opted for because it has this little strap. Because I have bought so many in the past that I -- they fall off and I lose them so this will catch it if it tries to fall off of me. So I'm going to try to walk ten thousand steps starting tomorrow. It will be awesome. Um, next week, however -- I might not have this video up on time. It's going to be a little late, probably a lot late. I'm going to be driving back to school next week. It will be awesome. I'm going, uh -- the problem is my school is ten hours away from here, although it will probably be twelve hours when you count Chicago traffic, weather and everything else. So, I am going to go which ever day is going to give me the best driving conditions, um, depending on the Indiana toll way and the most of Wisconsin. So that's that. It will probably be a day late, so -- because I'm thinking I'm going to go head out on Monday. So yeah, um, I want to hear how you guys -- you guys have been. If weather has been great or if you new to this, to say hi. I would love that. That's about it. I will see you guys next week and have a wonderful week. |
VLOG48 | 5.2 | 4.6 | 4.5 | 5.6 | 4.1 | VLOG48 | 158.36 | 0.44436 | 1.0777 | 0.40837 | 4.0351 | 0.25969 | 0.63958 | 0.21081 | 0.022337 | 1.077 | 8.454 | 4.8621 | 0.005254 | 2.3114 | -0.000041 | 0.003618 | 0.41567 | 1.507 | 0.40197 | 0.032515 | 0.26674 | 6.98227 | 0.536325 | 116 | 152 | 48 | What is up, what is up, I got a little package today. Oh wait, that kind of sounded funny, I don't have a little package today. I received a small package in the mail, uh, and here it is. It is from XXXX , also know as XXXX , I think it is, or XXXX something like that but she sent me something so let's open it up and see what we got inside. Paparazzi. Here's some t shirts and a little handwritten note. Let's see here. There you go crazy, now where is mine? All right, here we go, let's see here. First I'm up for bid. I'm the evil twin, okay? Er, all right. How many licks does it take? Pervert, all right. And last but not least, spring filled choppers, awesome, cool, okay. XXXX, I will wear one of these in the blog and you can, yeah -- oh God, I got the armrest right here -- ah, yeah, you'll see it, you'll know when, okay? Thank you and I will send yours in the mail today. I promise. This time I promise for real, all right? Bye bye to all and to all a good night. Okay, so I ah, ah, we are at the, ah, football game thing, I wish, right when I, right when I, right when he got done I turn it on and everything else sucked. Ah, we're talking about Charley sleeping famous video. Um, ah, so I won this sweet ass CD today. If you guys know this CD please tell me all of the good songs on this. Still Panther Death to all but Metal, oh, sweet fg, it's got one song on it's called Radio Edit, nice, I can't wait. I can't wait to enjoy that -- Yeah, this is how they name the songs there's the album version and the -- Awesome. Ah, I didn't blog much again today, sorry. I'm not doing very good. What's up internet, what's up. It's time for XXXX hoo, hoo, hoo, hoooo, here we go; four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, nine. Smashmouth, is it over? Hey now you’re an all star get your game on go play. Hey now you’re a rock star -- it think that song is cut, I'm going to give it a thumbs up but not cut cousin, thumbs up, not -- thumbs up, not cut cousin but definitely thumbs up and ah, for all of wanting to know, the winner of the Nineties on Nine hoo, hoo, hoo, t shirt, we have, drum roll, number three. Number three is the big winner. So number three congratulations, I need you to send me, ah, an e mail or a message below telling me who you were. I can't remember. Number three, do it now, please. Bye bye. I love you. XXXX. |
VLOG49 | 4.7 | 4.1 | 4.6 | 5.3 | 5 | VLOG49 | 175.08 | 0.52578 | 0.70335 | 0.20102 | 3.5722 | 0.32182 | 0.67114 | 0.19396 | 0.015476 | 0.55762 | 4.9478 | 2.3416 | 0.007824 | 1.4142 | -0.000049 | 0.004157 | 0.21847 | 1.9471 | 0.7466 | 0.048589 | 0.38344 | 1.511253 | 0 | 116 | 148 | 49 | Inglorious Bastards, the new Quentin Tarantino movie that came out on Friday, but I saw it on Saturday, why? Because, I'm bad ass. So, I kind of figured I'd do a review right now, but I'd like to add in that it is one in the morning. So, if this is not the greatest review, it's because I'm freaking tired. Anyway, let's get started. So, the main thing that attracted me to this movie was the fact that it's a Quentin Tarantino movie, and I'm a huge Quentin Tarantino fan. Um, right now I'd just like to say, em, it was he -- did a very good job in the film, it was all well done, stuff like that. Um, but I wouldn't say it was his best film, because a lot of people out there are saying that this is one of -- this is his best film he's ever made. I beg to differ; it was Reservoir dogs, just saying. But it is indeed one of his better films that he has made, so just throwing that out there. Now, let's get off with some of the goods and the bads. So, one of the things I loved in this movie was, Brad Pitt's acting. Because his accent was -- it -- his accent added humor, and is just a really good accent, and you know, his -- he made the movie funny, but also was -- he did -- really actiony and stuff like that. Um, kind of jumbled up right there, but his acting in general, he was great in it. That also leads to one of those -- those flaws, and to me, it seemed like he didn't have that much screen time, because you see him for about ten minutes, and then you don't see him again for another half hour. Um, he probably had about fifty minutes screen time -- I -- I can't remember how long the movie is, I know it's at least two hours. But, I know it's a good thing sometimes when you don't see the star that much, because it adds, you know, more screen time for people that are unknown, and stuff like that, but, um, with his acting -- when his acting is that great, you kind of want to see him more, I guess. So, ah, that's just one thing. Um, one of the other good things about this movie was the screen transitions. Like, it wasn't just a bunch of random stuff happening, but the screen transitions were well placed, they were well laid out, and stuff like that. Um, that also kind of led to something else, like, um, a really good, good scene would happen -- um, I don't want to spoil too much, -- but like a really actiony scene would happen, but then it would jump into the next scene, and the next scene would be kind of boring; not that great. Um, but, some of the scenes were stretched out, like, there was unneeded dialogue, nothing really important happened. Um, for example, this is a minor spoiler for people out there, the tavern scene where they're, um, all, dressed up like Nazi's and talking to that -- um, one of the in command guys for the Nazi army, um, like, maybe five seconds of the entire scene were important to the -- to the rest of the movie, but the rest of the stuff was just thrown in there, not really needed, like, they spent thirty minutes taking about random stuff, and then another thirty minutes playing a game, and, I -- I found it kind of boring, and I had to, like, I almost, kind of, fell asleep during that scene. But trust me, it's worth it to watch it, if you've seen the movie already. If not, go see it, but that comes later. Um, another good thing I liked, and I keep saying that -- it's been kind of repetitive, but whatever -- um, was the chapter format. Like, it's like -- it's basically, like, literally, a moving book, because it'll say chapter one, and then at the end of that chapter, you'll see chapter two and stuff. And I just thought that was kind of cool, because it's like, kind of like a book, and that -- that -- that goes back to the screen transitions, because it was like, you're just flicking through a book and reading it. That's -- I liked it. I'm probably weird, but yeah. Um, going back to Brad Pitt's acting though, the humor in this movie was, great. It was well placed too; there wasn't too much humor and there wasn't too less humor -- if that makes sense? Um, Brad Pitt's character was the funniest, but a lot of one liners came from other characters during really serious moments, so if you're really tensing up and feeling that something's going to happen, there's going to be at least one, good, one liner that's thrown in there that makes the movie funny. It's kind of like a dark comedy, because it's kind of hard to make World War Two funny and all the Jewish stuff that's going on. But -- yeah, the humor -- like I said, the humor was good. They, um, actually I thought this was more of a humorous film than an action film, and that's kind of saying a lot, being that it's a war -- it's a war movie, but -- Um, so this --this-- this is one of Brad Pitt's greatest movies -- that's what I think, but I haven't really seen a lot of his movies, but it's definitely his greatest film in the last five years, at least. Um, but moving on. Um, this one is just a bad thing, um, the subtitles, because three -- um, French is used in the movie, German's used in the movie, and obviously English is, but he had to use German and French subtitles, um. The subtitles were good, but it's like, they'll be speaking French, and then the subtitles -- if they say, like, merci or Mademoiselle, they'd actually put down those words, they wouldn't say -- they wouldn't put what they actually mean in English. But then sometimes they did, so it's kind of confusing, because sometimes they do and sometimes they don't. And I just thought that was kind of weird, maybe they could have worked on that just a little bit more, but yeah. So, like I said, fantastic movie, I really loved it. Um, final rating, I would give it A-. It's a really good movie; I really recommend you go see it, right now. It's not as gory as you think it would be, but hey, it attracted me, so take a look at it guys. It's definitely one of Quentin Tarantino's best works, so, yeah, that concludes my one in the morning review. I'm going to get some freaking sleep. Goodbye. |
VLOG50 | 4.5 | 4.1 | 3.3 | 4.2 | 3.6 | VLOG50 | 295.28 | 0.3695 | 1.0561 | 0.42669 | 3.7122 | 0.24541 | 0.66396 | 0.20396 | 0.023087 | 0.69731 | 6.5602 | 3.333 | 0.003161 | 2.3013 | -0.000032 | 0.002925 | 0.38513 | 1.428 | 0.57135 | 0.033147 | 0.40011 | 6.416275 | 0.150463 | 136 | 159 | 50 | All right. Well, uh, turn to your textbooks in, uh, page twenty yeah. Now, the thing we are going to talk about the Spaniards. And, you guys know, the Spaniards were -- they were Catholic, you know. Uh, I went to a Catholic, uh, school -- Catholic school, uh, you know. But, I was cool. I was a cool Catholic kid, you know. I had dreadlocks and, you know, I -- I wore rusty colors. It was -- I was the back in the day. I still am you know, I can skate board, you know. because you gotta get serious, because you have A. P. test that means you have to pass. Okay, something I hate about my school, hmm, this is going to be a long list, so I'm going to spare you guys and I'm only gonna name one thing. My school is a uniform enforced school. We have a uniform dress code. Fun, I know. And, um, you know, they're pretty strict about it. I just -- I hate it, because they actually pay people to stay at the front gates and make sure you are in uniform. Because of that, I also hate the faculty. Every single one of them, even the teachers. Yeah. One thing that I actually like about, um, my school is the schedule, you know, 'cause we -- our schedule is weird. It's not just like one through seven every single day. It's -- we have blocks. So, um, every other day we have either the even numbered periods or the odd numbered periods. So, Monday would be like one, three, five and seven, and then Tuesday would be two, four, six and eight. Yeah, the classes are longer, but you kind of just learn how to deal with them. But, it gives you more time to do homework; we get more breaks and yeah. Okay, see you guys next week, or will I? Hmmm. |
VLOG51 | 4.5 | 5.4 | 4.7 | 5.1 | 5.3 | VLOG51 | 211.87 | 0.35644 | 1.1785 | 0.45726 | 3.5562 | 0.3722 | 0.69367 | 0.22909 | 0.020987 | 0.46194 | 5.1222 | 2.2505 | 0.000774 | 1.7989 | -0.000002 | 0.000538 | 0.41986 | 2.6391 | 0.68793 | 0.031027 | 0.26067 | 7.286483 | 0.345532 | 119 | 138 | 51 | And then fill this one out for dinner, a little pepper, you whip it, and have a great salad. Delicious. So, I kind of want to show you, um, a bit, about what it took to make the desktop that I made for my blog. I always make a desktop every month and I thought I'd show you a bit of behind the scenes. Um, it looks like it's all, like, hand drawn and it is all hand drawn, but a lot of the work and the composition is put together in Photoshop. So, I'll show you each of individual drawings. That's the main and it's just all done in pen. And little frowny bits, nothing special and then the flowers that went behind them. See, all I did was scan them all in and, uh, get rid of the background and Photoshop, and apply a couple of textures that I have and actually also did just a plain wash sort of background behind it and, um, yeah, that's how I made it. Sounds like it just took just five minutes, but it didn't. It took quite a few hours actually. Um, yeah, it's very you like it and I like making them for you. It kind of pushes me and helps me find new techniques for things and how I wanna draw basically in my old career, I guess. Uh, so, I'm glad that people give me the opportunity to do and then they don't totally hate them. You have a great night, great day and see you. Um, there was also Nigel B. Canon's work which was great and also Courtney Broone . She does the most beautiful, like, little pencil drawings. They're really amazing when you get to see them up close. So -- Hi. Tonight, I've just come home from the opening of my art show. I made a group show called Illustrators. It's on a Kiln Gallery in Poms In Brisbane, Australia. Um -- |
VLOG52 | 4.1 | 5.2 | 5.5 | 5.7 | 5.6 | VLOG52 | 216.91 | 0.18131 | 1.6585 | 0.52688 | 3.6663 | 0.26044 | 0.80365 | 0.12454 | 0.024207 | 0.43071 | 8.566 | 3.8129 | 0.004741 | 1.5244 | -0.000012 | 0.003074 | 0.16865 | 1.607 | 0.61616 | 0.058442 | 0.38344 | 5.727029 | 0.271357 | 128 | 154 | 52 | Hello, it's me been in Vegas for about fifteen more days now, so I'm just basically going to show you the best thing I have worked out how to do. It sucks a bit, but I've worked out how to do it, I'm happy with that; so, here it goes. See, I just , wow that was the coolest thing I could do. Of course, there are a lot of other cool things I can do, like making it a bit more black and white now. See, and now giving it color back. So, learned how to do a couple of things, I might get , I don't know, there might be a better editing software. But I want to work out how to do green screen as well, because I can just go to the stationers and buy some green bits of card, that would be cool to do that kind of thing. So this is probably going to be my last video before Christmas, so hope everybody have a nice Christmas. Good luck to and XXXX for their videos. They have just started making videos. So basically that's what I've got for this video. Merry Christmas to everybody. I hope everybody liked my copyright video, it almost got the most amount of use from all of my videos, so thanks for watching that. Um, I'd just like to say a Merry Christmas as well to Greg, yep. Greg wishes everybody a Merry Christmas, so thank you for that little speech input from these fake audio speakers around here; so goodbye. So I hope you all have a great Christmas. Remember to subscribe, rate and comment so goodbye. |
VLOG53 | 3.4 | 4.6 | 4.2 | 5.1 | 4.2 | VLOG53 | 147.7 | 0.63261 | 0.69718 | 0.23805 | 3.8565 | 0.28092 | 0.67917 | 0.22393 | 0.014316 | 0.96676 | 5.336 | 3.1102 | 0.001141 | 1.3108 | -0.000004 | 0.00048 | 0.34626 | 2.4198 | 0.68578 | 0.035784 | 0.28341 | 7.64277 | 0.324324 | 137 | 143 | 53 | Hi, wazzup? What I been doing, you asked. Thanksgiving was Thursday, obviously, in America and I hope you all had wonderful Thanksgiving. And I ate with my family and stuff, so much fun. Then from there I went to Austings house we did back Friday and we stood outside of this local ghetto place that sells hard core drugs, stabbing knives, and stuff, you may know it as Old Navy. We went to Best Buy at three am, got inside, I got World of Warcraft; I got a doo. And then yesterday I got this hat; my dad thought it was a bear, because he's retarded. Also I got some anime, I've been watching a lot of -- I can't even say it Azumanga Daioh , Azumanga Daioh; whatever. I'm cleaning my room right now, I've been cleaning it for like an hour and I'm pretty sure I got an STD from it. I got clitasondria. Ow, I very rarely promote myself, I think; I try not to. I changed my twitter name and I ended after the band, you love her because she's dead and it's -- I'll put it in sidebar. So yeah, follow me, because I like stuff. I hope everyone in America had a wonderful vacation and U. K. people, you fucking suck. |
VLOG54 | 3.8 | 4.1 | 4.4 | 4.7 | 3.7 | VLOG54 | 210.47 | 0.19271 | 1.4878 | 0.42252 | 3.7106 | 0.27763 | 0.72216 | 0.14671 | 0.022183 | 0.57511 | 8.7868 | 5.334 | 0.060368 | 0.564 | -0.000083 | 0.009464 | 0.24759 | 1.2693 | 0.57135 | 0.045285 | 0.45012 | 6.233302 | 0.084016 | 118 | 182 | 54 | Hey guys. So, everybody's quitting because, well possibly I don't really know why Lenny's quitting, but my topic is called sorry, because I'm worried sometimes because they - those two quit, and none of them even because I quit, now, too. Because like, without those two it's only me, XXXX, and XXXX. And no offence, XXXX, but you really don't put up your vids. So, um, tomorrow, Thursday, will be my last bloggers video because I already filmed it Tuesday. And, I just want to tell you guys bye, it was great. Um, tomorrow, Thursday, um, will make my um, last - will make my last official video and Thursday -- what's it called? Thursday will be my thirteenth video I did on bloggers. I wish we could a did more but everybody was too busy, but you can always - I'm not leaving. Like everybody else, I'm not leaving YouTube, so I don't understand why we have to quit. Everybody has to leave the bloggers channel without leaving their main channel. So, I'm done and I was so sad to subscribe to this channel. And if we do, if other people do join, like if we do held -- hold auditions or whatever, um, yeah, if other -- if other people join this channel, like we get people, I will love to come back, if I still had that opportunity, I would love to come back to you guys, but I just can't, so. It was fun while it lasted, and enjoy my last video tomorrow because I really want to do the challenge that I made still, so it was nice. And please keep in contact with my main, 'cause I still make videos, like, . But please, if XXXX, like, if you want to get together and hold auditions with me, I will love that. We can just like, and we gonna start our own, like another blogger. If you want XXXX, we could like, hold auditions so, just let me know. Otherwise from then, bye, farewell, see you my friends. |
VLOG55 | 5.7 | 2.7 | 3.8 | 3.4 | 4.9 | VLOG55 | 238.75 | 0.28248 | 1.3723 | 0.46821 | 3.5817 | 0.39997 | 0.71754 | 0.2232 | 0.028453 | 0.45637 | 7.3058 | 3.3196 | 0.001745 | 1.6284 | 0.000003 | 0.001225 | 0.33739 | 1.5956 | 0.58412 | 0.03844 | 0.36609 | 7.478492 | 0.258929 | 118 | 174 | 55 | All right. I have strep, hence I have been doing a lot of window watching, creeping on people, you know; and what I have noticed is that girls, at least in my college, don't really care to wear pants. Man, even though it's fifteen degrees out; and there's eight inches of snow on the ground; and then they complain about being too cold. Put pants on and don't complain about freezing your ass off, because it is just hanging out there. That's all I have to say. Put pants on, because somebody, from their fourth floor window, that has strep might hear you and post this on YouTube. |
VLOG56 | 4.1 | 4.3 | 3.8 | 4.1 | 4.1 | VLOG56 | 240.03 | 0.42088 | 1.3659 | 0.5316 | 3.5161 | 0.34754 | 0.71501 | 0.23044 | 0.028395 | 0.642 | 7.2085 | 2.8181 | 0.002502 | 1.8488 | -0.000007 | 0.001819 | 0.46333 | 2.3793 | 0.67431 | 0.028481 | 0.28341 | 6.88254 | 0.221386 | 145 | 175 | 56 | Hey, what's up? Whatchya doing? I'm not doing anything, and it's Friday. And I should be doing, like, everything today 'cause I have no work tomorrow. It's, like, the beginning of the weekend, and no school or anything tomorrow. But I have nothing to do, really. Because I can't afford to drive to see my friends, so I'm kinda like stuck here. And it's really lame. I have nothing to do. So I decided to make a YouTube video and, um, it's kinda a pointless one, so I'm really sorry. But I -- I didn't realize that, um, on my eighteenth birthday I got myself a present and I never showed you. It's kind of, um, not showing up as much as it was, but, um, this is it. Yep. It says, "The Used", and it's, like, a copy off of, um, Brandon , a drummer from The Used -- the old drummer from The Used. He had the same tattoo, so I -- I had to copy it. Yeah, yeah, if I had a scooter -- which is what I want, or a moped -- uh, it would, like, fix everything. Even though it's, like, freezing outside right now, I'd still take my scooter out and go to wherever the fuck I want, because I don't want to be here right now. I want to be with friends and, um -- but I can't afford to drive that far. It really sucks. But a scooter would, like, make everything better. So. I don't even have, like, people to talk to online, right now. Because normally I do. Normally I'm talking to people and, uh, I'm not. Like, they're not on, so I'm really bored. I have nothing to do. My sister's asleep. Would somebody entertain me? This camera's not working. Doesn't, like, I don't know -- talking to a camera doesn't really entertain me all that much. Believe it or not. Uh, . Oh yeah, fucking gag me with a spoon, Jesus Christ. This video is retarded. Cat? Tiger? I don't know if you've seen my cat, Tiger. He's, uh, the one with the flat face. You know, he's a Himalayan -- I don't. I don't even know if you've seen him before. But, uh, like, he's dying. It's a happy subject. He has bone cancer, and it's, like, this lump on his back is pretty gross. And, uh, I asked my mom if I could have a cat, a brand new kitten, because I really want a kitten, like, really bad. And she said not 'til Tiger dies. How fucking morbid is that? Yeah, I had to share that. Oh my God, I have to tell you. We -- I'm really scared that I'm repeating a story that I've already told you, but, um, I work at a bookstore right next to PetCo. And, at PetCo, they had, um, two lizards -- a male and a female -- escape. And they laid eggs somewhere, but they don't really know where. And randomly, we got, like, this little baby lizard in our toilet. And we didn't know there was, like, two lizards escaped and they're -- were hatching eggs. It was the weirdest thing, because there was just a baby lizard in our toilet. Like, what the fuck? So, um, my co worker grabbed it out of the toilet and went over to PetCo and bought a cage at her -- um, aquarium -- and, like, a heat rock and stuff. And now the lizard's name is Toilet. Yeah, that's my story. Oh, but I have more work stories. Um, fuck. I don't know if I said this or not. I'm really sorry if I'm repeating stuff. Um, but one day, uh, my manager walked into the store and, like, walked to the back and somebody had, like, tried to pry open the office, which is where we keep, like, all the money. That's where the safe is and stuff. And, uh, like, one of the back doors had been opened and, so somebody was in there at some point in time, hiding in there when uh, me and my co worker, Ashley, were closing. Like, somebody hid in the store and we locked them in and then they tried to break in and steal money. Like, what the fuck? And we figured it was probably in the bathroom, but -- that's kind of a scary thought, is it not? Like, somebody was hiding in there when I closed the store. Damn it, I keep having, like, random stuff to talk about. But, um, people like to mention how I, like, rock back and forth, or I -- I close part of my mouth or something when I -- when I'm talking to the camera. It's all 'cause I'm really fucking shy. That's all. And I don't know; I am a little bit more calm today. My Mom's not here, so I don't have to worry about like waking her up or anything. But, uh, I'm just really pretty shy. I'm surprised that I don't stutter throughout my videos, because when I get nervous, I usually do. So, um, you know about that part, but, I mean, I mumble and I close part of my mouth sometimes and just like move around a whole lot. And sometimes my hands are roaming crazy, and I'm just, like, laughing at myself the entire time. So, I just want you guys to know that I'm -- I'm really fucking shy. Like, I -- I'm scared to call people. I've paid my sister to make phone calls for me. I -- I can't go to, like, a gas station and talk to the person behind the counter for, like, more than like, a second. I can say like, thanks, and that's about it. I can't, like, ever remember if I'm trying to buy gas and I can't pre pay, I never, like, remember what pump I'm even at, and, like, how much money I'm putting in. Like, it's, yeah. And I say like a lot. I know you've probably really noticed that way too much, but, um, yeah. Um, I'm -- I'm sorry about that part. Can't really help it. But, uh, it -- it's all just 'cause I'm -- I'm really shy. Like, I basically went through, like, I don't know, all of middle school almost not even talking. So I'm also a major dork and I can't believe I just admitted that I, like, didn't talk to people. I mean, I did occasionally, but, um, there were definitely some days when I, like, almost go the entire day without talking. Now I'm just a really fucking Emo and weird. I'm a little better now. Um, I talk to cameras. I just made myself pretty much, like, die right now. Breathe. All right. Oh my God. Shitty video number one thousand six. The end. |
VLOG57 | 4.5 | 3.2 | 3.6 | 2.8 | 3.7 | VLOG57 | 214.81 | 0.25571 | 1.5519 | 0.48836 | 3.6671 | 0.29936 | 0.78254 | 0.16661 | 0.024596 | 0.55842 | 7.7311 | 5.2833 | 0.008983 | 1.3123 | -0.000033 | 0.003552 | 0.29873 | 1.6208 | 0.54041 | 0.040474 | 0.33342 | 7.315092 | 0.305221 | 129 | 128 | 57 | So on the internet, I've always been really open about myself, my thoughts, my personality. I don't let any of it -- I don't hold any of it back, most of the time, and that usually works out pretty well for me. But it's gotten to a point where I'm starting to question. Uh, not question myself but question how I act on the internet. Does that make any sense? Um, Facebook. Facebook has basically ruined everything for me. MySpace did and didn't. It's much bigger with Facebook, because with Facebook, there are people that watch me on Facebook that -- or that I'm friends with on Facebook, I guess -- that I knew when I was in, like, high school and some of them are my teachers from high school, who really aren't that much young -- that much older than me, actually. But I went to a Christian school, and back when I went to that school, I was really quiet. I was shy. I was withdrawn. I didn't really take good care of myself. I would -- I was kind of a slob, and uh, so, a lot of people when they think back to me they probably have that kind of vision in their head and that's not who I am anymore. I am not quiet, I am not a prude. I am -- I still consider myself a good person. I still -- I'm still very spiritual. I still love God, but I have a potty mouth and I like bad things, and I think I'm okay with that. But -- but -- but -- I -- I originally connected my Facebook to my Twitter because my -- you know, I was never updating my Facebook and I thought the only way I could really update my Facebook was if I connected it to Twitter. But I'm kind of paranoid now. I'm kind of -- sometimes I -- I sensor myself. I tone down the potty mouth, and I -- I tone down the really stupid shit, because I'm thinking, oh man, those people from all those years ago, they're gonna read that and they're gonna think what the -- what the holy hand happened to her. And -- and I hate feeling, like, I have to do that. And apparently it's the same, like, the same way with employers. Now, like, anyone looks up my name, they'll see all the stupid shit I do, and probably they won't have the best impression. But then the question then becomes, do I need to sensor myself for these people? To be considered good enough for these people? Um, I don't think so, I don't think I should have to. But the question is still there and -- and so I'm constantly questioning myself, should I say that, should I say the F word, should I say hell, should I say damn, will that offend somebody, and have -- make them think less of me? And, why should I fucking care? It's the fucking internet. If you can't handle it, get off the fucking internet. I'm sorry. I'm really distracted. It's snowing outside. It's Houston; it's snowing outside. It's kinda freaking me out. Um, but yeah! Um, so, what would you do? Would you try to sensor yourself to make -- because I mean, there's all this shit I do. There's my blogs that I do that I -- I plainly say, my name is XXXX, hi, how are you doing? You know, all of my comics, my really stupid, stupid comics have my name on them. All the stupid phantom stuff I do, like, the Nintendo stuff, the video game music, it's all right there with my name on it, and anyone who looks up XXXX is going to see this dork. So should I hold that back, or should I just be fucking honest? And I've always felt that honesty was the best policy when it came to this kind of stuff, but, do -- should I clean up my internet image and keep the F words, and whatever else behind some kind of lock so only certain people can read them? But I hate that. I hate the thought of not freely expressing myself. So, there you have it. Yeah. Let's go look the snow. |
VLOG58 | 4.5 | 4.8 | 4.6 | 4.4 | 5.2 | VLOG58 | 160.3 | 0.73979 | 0.78415 | 0.33853 | 3.7275 | 0.38254 | 0.6859 | 0.24374 | 0.014403 | 0.85429 | 6.1269 | 3.0418 | 0.002375 | 1.3571 | -0.000024 | 0.001153 | 0.36711 | 2.0824 | 0.69432 | 0.034575 | 0.33342 | 6.504005 | 0.160121 | 158 | 145 | 58 | Hey, how's it going everyone? Um, it's a quarter to six on Monday. Um, so I just put together a, uh, a clip from not too long into my program. We had a special class where we got to experience Japanese tea ceremony. Um, and so I have a little clip at the beginning of what you're supposed to do when you first enter a tea room. I'll show you that here in a second. So there was only two of us that actually came to this, uh, even though there were supposed to be a lot more who were supposed to show up. So we got into the little entryway, the gankong and I screwed up and it's a different kind of gankong than in typical, um, typical homes. This was a special tea room that was located inside the school. So I go in there and I walk in the wrong place with my shoes on, getting a little scolding. Moved into the tea room and -- little thing about Japanese tea ceremonies, they're interesting, cultural, historic -- they suck. It's one of those things, I'm sure -- I haven't climbed Fuji, but I'm -- I'm assuming it's similar to that. It is something you do once to say you did it and then you probably won't want to do it again. I'd probably rather climb Fuji naked than do tea ceremony again. Primarily because of seiza. Sitting seiza, uh, sucks. I thought I was prepared for this, I practiced at home. I sat on my carpeting. Now there's a big difference between tatami mats and carpeting, because basically tatami mats is concrete. Okay, it's not concrete, but it's -- it's, you know, the -- sort of straw like stuff, um, I'll show that in another video sometime, but it's -- it's basically they lay it on concrete, um, compared to my nice, uh, carpeted floors. It was not fun to sit on your legs. It sounds easier than it is for me, mainly because I have really long legs. Um, I'm a tall guy, it was really awkward for me to be doing that, but, you know, we got to experience cool little things. They are very particular about how you, ah, take, um, you know, the cups. You have to turn it special ways. I don't really remember it, because I screwed up pretty much the entire time, I did the -- the ceremony, because I kept fidgeting and stuff, trying to get comfortable. Um, but yeah, we got to get little Japanese sweets. I mean there's not a whole lot to really tell about -- about the ceremony in terms of specifics. Um, there are definitely resources out there if you want to know exactly how it works, it sort of varies, too. Um, one thing that's interesting, is my teachers there were saying that Japanese tea ceremonies really aren't so much about the rules as they seem, but about doing these -- these little traditions to make everyone feel comfortable and to feel, um, part of this same group and you know, it's really --it's supposed to be about your conversations with each other and, um, you know, just having a good time. That's definitely the main point. But, uh, yeah, seiza sucks, except for my friend Paul, the other guy that was there, yeah, yeah, so he just sat there like there's nothing. He's like, yeah I sit like this every day, ha, ha man. I looked like a retard. When I was doing my culture classes, one of the old guys that taught us, he's supposedly like the oldest baseball player of all time. He gave us a little -- little tip that you guys should try out because I tried it and I think it's true. So, we were talking about Korea one day and he was saying that apparently you can tell the difference between a Korean and a Japanese woman based on their legs. Now this is because Japanese women apparently -- apparently most Japanese women have bowed legs, meaning they kind of -- I can't really do it with my fingers, but sort of something like that. You know there's kind of a round gap here, right. Well, apparently, Korean women don't have this and the reason for that is because Japanese women traditionally always sat seiza from like, a really early age and Korean women will sit like, sideways, like. We went out there and, uh, it's very easy to spot, because pretty much all the pants that women wear, especially in Japan -- Japanese women are so skintight there's nothing left to the imagination, so you can pretty much see the entirety of, ah, the leg structure of the woman. So, though I didn't get out my protractor to measure the exact angle that they were bowed, I was pretty sure, ah, from then on out who was Japanese and who was Korean. That's an interesting factoid taught to me by a very, very old, ah, Japanese man. So, anyways the, ah, following clip is showing me getting prepared to go in to the tea ceremony. |
VLOG59 | 5.6 | 4.6 | 3.2 | 4.3 | 4.6 | VLOG59 | 268.09 | 0.28207 | 1.3004 | 0.44723 | 4.0194 | 0.26304 | 0.60151 | 0.20908 | 0.035779 | 0.83174 | 9.9714 | 6.6689 | 0.00059 | 2.9544 | 0.000001 | 0.000901 | 0.46044 | 1.208 | 0.40277 | 0.029801 | 0.33342 | 5.969139 | 0.043842 | 113 | 180 | 59 | Hi. I think we can resume. If not then I have no idea. Um, I thought my bedroom's getting like really boring so I decided, hey why not blog in the living room, so that's what I'm doing. I'm blogging in my living room 'cause I'm cool. What the fuck am I doing with my arms? Anyway, um, I'm dressed up. I'm in a dress which is like not normal. Dress. Um, I never normally wear dresses, but I'm like going to my sister's baptism soon. I thought it was my mom, but it's not. Um, I'm going to my sister's baptism soon. Um, but yeah, so that's what's happening, yeah, she's getting baptized because she's special. Um, I like this cardigan; it's red. I have piano fingers. Ooh, they look like piano keys. They're F'ing cool, but I've scratched this one. There you go. Piano fingers? A bracelet. I know who this is from, but I'm not going to wear it. Okay. Go on, Gabe , shite. I just and stopped blogging off. Oh my God. Um, I had like loads of people in school asking me why I stopped blogging. So I said blogging? Oh my God. Um, blogging. Ha, we got it right that time. Um, loads of people asking me why I'd stopped so I'm trying to balance on one leg. Not really working. Um, so here I am. Um, I basically disappeared because uh, I had a lot on my mind at the time. I had a lot on my mind recently. Um, like me and my friends had a big falling out and then like I had boy trouble -- blah. Um, fuck. I wasn't meant to do that. Um, I had a problem with like this guy who was like bugging me and everything and stalking me. So that happened. Sorry I've got a cold. Uh, oh, my new phone. . I can't believe you didn't notice that but yeah I got a new phone. It's like um, it's the Samsung Tocco. I have to get it on the menu, click on so you can see the background, but yeah. But yeah, I got a new phone. Um, I got it like last week. Yeah, but I have been doing a lot recently. Some girl, right, 'cause, my friend text me, hello one of those. Um, apparently my friend got a new phone and she got the Tocco Light which I'm really pissed off with because it's a newer one than mine and I got mine last week and she got hers this week and she's got the new one which makes me look really . You know, you know girls? Um, so yeah. Done my texting. What? I talk to myself. I don't know why I even do this, talking to a camera is really gay. I love this song. Yeah. I like that song. It's a good song. Um, hold on, you know the ? I got that on my phone. It goes yeah, yeah, yeah. The one that goes yeah, yeah, yeah. La, la, la. I got that on my phone. Cool and cool. Yeah, I found that on the Internet. I was like, whoa. Uh, so I put it on my phone. 'cause my friends, they were like addicted to singing it last week. They're English, the person who I sit next to called Tom, hi Tom. Um, he was like literally, he was like yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm like, oh my God, shut up! We were trying to write an essay and he would not stop singing it. Really, really annoying, a British song. So, yeah, uh, I have nothing else to talk about. Oh, on the weekend, um, like me and my cousin, well my cousin came down. We had like a family thingamajig on Friday. Um, and my cousin came down, and, um, we basically, um, he came down with loads of his mates. He came down and we had like a party thing and I got a bit pissed and I had a really bad hangover yesterday. I have on shorts on under this. Hi, air freshener. It's my air freshener -- it's my air freshener going off. Um, yeah. They're cool. I have nothing else to do. I've been looking at my feet all the time. Walking around. Yeah, there's no one outside. Um, yeah. I'm going to finish this blog with a lovely view out my window because I'm lovely like that. See? There's a picture there of me. Anyways, window. Bye bye. We love you. |
VLOG60 | 5.4 | 4.6 | 3.1 | 3.9 | 4.8 | VLOG60 | 272.8 | 0.28701 | 1.4602 | 0.43787 | 3.4041 | 0.46708 | 0.82002 | 0.15828 | 0.03224 | 0.56041 | 7.0165 | 3.686 | 0.032404 | 1.2969 | -0.000077 | 0.015897 | 0.23948 | 1.997 | 0.53268 | 0.04657 | 0.26674 | 5.683132 | 0.038147 | 107 | 138 | 60 | It's been a bit of a while. Um, yeah. I almost didn't film this because I looked at my face and said, Mary , your eyebrows are out of control and you haven't put any makeup on for weeks. Why? It's isn't true -- no, it is true. You might be able to hear a leaf blower outside. I keep looking at myself -- it's been a while. Okay, I'm gonna quickly do this before my computer goes way too hot -- hachoo, hachoo, hachoo. These are computer noises. Oh, you can see a man. Hi. So I recorded this vlog and then my computer crashed. Yay, technology. I'm so happy about it. Ah! So I decided just to do it all over again because I went off on this tangent about things that I realized I -- it isn't that I shouldn't be talking about them, it's just like, why am I talking about them? Why? Why? Why? Sorry, I was just -- yeah. Anyhow. So, uh, I've been busy working, as I do. If you follow me on Twitter -- and you should -- then you, you know, read a lot of tweets about, like, sitting in the street, and I'm painting shoes, and I'm working on the website, and I'm painting other stuff and bein' artsy as I do. It's my job. Or I just did the shop update or whatever -- whatever I do or, you know, things like I had to pee, pee! Um, yes, my roots are back. A month ago I got my hair dyed up again and I had my roots and, uh, my eyebrows look, like, quite insane. So I'm just bringing back the eighties. Yeah. Shoes. Do, do, do, do, do. I wanna give you guys music and I figured if I could just make my own music. It should be finished today. Um, anyways -- I should just make my own music with my mouth, then they wouldn't take my video off the YouTubes for copyright infringement. Speaking of copyright infringement, this is hilarious and I realize now that I should've grabbed it earlier, but I just thought about it -- about it. Um, about three weeks ago, I got -- maybe it was two weeks ago -- it had to be right about three -- three weeks ago I got a message from a friend of mine. She said, Mary, go to this LiveJournal shop, there's something -- stuff of yours that I don't think you licensed. And I was like, what? That's me, like, going there, I was like, boodaloodle . Uh, so I boodaloodaloodled . Uh, my computer is really heating up again. Hold on. Okay. It just got brighter in here. Sorry for all the really bad cuts, I just wanna get through this story, um, and then I'll tell you guys about the sale and I'll leave, because I haven't really got much for an update and I look worse for wear. So I went to the shop and saw that they were selling the shirt that did contain my artwork and, uh, was apparently bought at an Australian shop. So I contacted the people at the Australian shop and they said they only bought five of these shirts, uh, at a shop stall in, I think, Bangkok, Thailand. So, um, it's from a company called Happy Hippie be cool T shirt suite. So I bought the shirt from a person on, uh, LiveJournal and this is it, and as you can see, it is indeed my work. But it's really bad, you can just -- you can't make it out on here, um, but you can actually see all the pixels and it looks faded but it's just because the ink -- uh, since it was blown up, instead of having it blurred, uh, you know, and all pixel y, uh, you can see through it to the actual shirt material. And the ink is, like, every other pixel. So, yeah. That's the worst quality I've ever seen. But it made me laugh, so there you go. Bootleg a Mary Tanner T shirts. You can get them in Bangkok. It's messed up. Um, aside from that fun, I'm trying to think -- I don't know what else has been going on. There's some videos that I wanted to put up. Having a lot of issues with my computer lately. I don't like it. I just got this thing in, like, December. Anyhow, so I'm working on shoes. Um, there's a huge shop sale, and the link is over there and it's my Etsy shop. You buy two necklaces, you get one free. You buy two phone trams, you get one free. If you buy two art prints, you get one free. Uh, if you buy two rings, you get one free. And if you live in the US and you spend over thirty dollars, you get free shipping -- and that's thirty dollars before the shipping charges are applied. Um, aside from that -- in order to do it you have to actually go through, um, pay for it. So you'd add, like three necklaces and then I'll refund you the money for one of those necklaces because that's the only way I could work it out with PayPal and with Etsy. So have fun. There's tons of stuff in the shop. I, uh, have been advertising everywhere I possibly can and I'm gonna go continue to paint. I got a huge shipment of uh, paint and clay and canvas and masonite boards and and I'm very excited to get started in with it, but first I have to do other work and I have to, uh, you know, go wax my eyebrows or something. I don't know, what do ladies do? As if being a lady. I like making stupid faces. It's fun -- fun! Oh, also I wanna have a live show eventually again, I just don't know when. And my biggest thing is I don't know uh, how my computer can handle it. Uh, uh, yeah, it really sucks. I freed up a whole bunch of space so I can be faster -- it's not that. I think I just need a different laptop cooler because this one is crap. I have weird teeth. My teeth are weird. I'm gonna keep commenting about myself. Any disparaging remarks I say about myself -- it's not so you guys go, no, you're fine. Oh no, no, no, we all look horrible equally. It's fun. I like to be self deprecating, not 'cause I'm fishing for compliments -- I don't want the compliments. It's okay, okay? I've missed you guys. I've missed this. I've missed this. This -- it's something I've missed. I've missed it. I've missed it so much that I actually grew these little side pieces out again had a may just go. They're back. They're back. They're back. They're ba -- this is why you watch vlogs, okay? They're back. They're back. Oh, you know what? Um, there are some other things I would like to, um -- go vote for my design at infectious dot com. It's where skate deck -- it's their, uh, pop deck contest. It's really cool. The contest, I mean. Uh, what else is over there? I don't know what else is over there. Whatever I put there. Go join the sidebox do do do do do . I'll have more regular vlogs once the website's up again, and then the vlog is okay just in the website itself. Then you can go dot com or you can just continue to subscribe here. Whatever. You'll be right there. And I was gonna, uh -- embed, like, WordPress or have my website be WordPress theme and I just wasn't smart enough to do it, and plus I was, like, I just bought Dreamweaver, I might as well use it. So I just went with, like, you know, frames and called it a night. I was gonna say called it a day, but let's face it -- I don't work in no daytime. It looks a lot brighter than it is out there -- it's sunset time. It's sunset time. Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun lady computer. |
VLOG61 | 3.3 | 2.9 | 4.4 | 2.4 | 4.1 | VLOG61 | 415.39 | 0.17127 | 0.7596 | 0.15581 | 3.7253 | 0.19621 | 0.39131 | 0.088978 | 0.007824 | 0.1233 | 1 | 0 | 0.016014 | 0.14748 | -0.000004 | 0.000345 | 0.19788 | 6.704 | 0.89411 | 0.055191 | 0.13337 | 6.602699 | 0.212121 | 157 | 145 | 61 | Well, got an interesting email the other day. Why do I make videos that are so graphic, violent, always talking about death and everything else? It's real simple. I sort of hope this answers your question, if not I don't know what to tell you. It's called my disorder. That's what goes through my head. That's how I can express how I feel and what I'm really thinking. And so, it just happens to bleed out on YouTube. If you don't like it, don't watch it. I don't care, because this is for me; not anybody else. If it helps other people to understand more about my disorder, great; I love it. But if it offends you or if it's not PC, whatever, get the fuck off my page. I am sick and tired of dealing with bullshit of other people who get easily offended. Oh my God, it's not politically correct. Oh my God, that is just too graphic. I don't care. Like I said, it's for me. If other people can get something out of it, cool. So, you know, you're on YouTube. Okay, YouTube is not exactly known for polit -- politically correctness. This is a place where people can freely express themselves through video. I'm -- I'm -- sorry. I'm just really, really frustrated with people who email me saying that, oh my God it's so detrimental to the young people. Damn it, young people shouldn't be seeing this shit. The young people should not be on the internet unsupervised. So, you know, if they get traumatized by this, not my fault. That would be the parent's fault who's supposed to be supervising their children while they're on the internet. Because, you know, then they'll run across a porn site -- what are you gonna do, blame the porn site? I don't know. All right. I hope that answers people's questions about why my videos are always graphic; are always violent or whatever. And please continue to view, because, you know, I really do think people can get something out of what comes out of my head. So, take care, have a good evening, weekend or what -- wherever you're at. Take care. |
VLOG62 | 5.2 | 4.4 | 4.3 | 4 | 4.7 | VLOG62 | 220.97 | 0.54971 | 0.95592 | 0.37984 | 3.4985 | 0.41114 | 0.55131 | 0.32363 | 0.015498 | 0.6276 | 3.5095 | 2.7277 | 0.009646 | 2.1364 | -0.000091 | 0.005783 | 0.41434 | 1.9543 | 0.68418 | 0.030019 | 0.35009 | 7.195659 | 0.209438 | 154 | 178 | 62 | Hello, you've reached my -- no, what, oh crap -- son of a -- . These are some of my favorite comments from the last video that, no -- these are some of my favorite comments from last time. What am I doing with my hands? Those are only comment introduction, because I'm going to do the video response bit -- son of a -- . No, don't -- now get away, I have something else, please just hear me out, please. I wanna take a minute. I wanna give a big, huge, fantastically buttered, slathered and sugar and stuff -- because that tastes good -- shout out --. What am I saying? XXXX, who made my new channel background -- you should go check it out, and then you should go to her channel, and add her as a friend, and subscribe, and tell her how -- I can't function. Too many -- wait. While I still have you here, I wanna give a big, huge, awesomely massive shout out that is dipped in butter and sugar and all that is good and pure, shout out thingy to XXXX who -- no, I said it wrong, again. Wait, no, while I still have you here I want to give a big, huge, awesomely fantastic shout out, dipped in butter, and sugar, and all that is awesomely good and pure -- ooohh. Well, I think that you guys can tell that I'm actually sick today, . Not with a cough though, or, or a sneeze -- so I can't do that. Want to see my big sneeze? You wanna see my big sneeze That's right. That's how awesome I am. I can fake sneeze. What bodily functions can you fake? Don't get graphic, please don't get graphic, ew. I can see how you can get graphic with that, don't get graphic, eurgh. But I'm really waiting, and I don't like waiting, especially when I've had caffeine, because then I'm like, oh, I need to do things, need to go, need to get somewhere, I need to -- do you know what I'm saying? 'Cause I don't. You changed my voice round, right? That's what this video was about? I'm pretty sure. |
VLOG63 | 4.9 | 4.2 | 2.8 | 4.8 | 3 | VLOG63 | 177.72 | 0.65287 | 0.75405 | 0.24257 | 3.8208 | 0.22868 | 0.72198 | 0.18083 | 0.014272 | 0.70339 | 6.1137 | 2.3858 | 0.13539 | 0.88802 | 0.000702 | 0.038385 | 0.31062 | 1.1193 | 0.41051 | 0.037687 | 0.36676 | 6.704653 | 0.102368 | 116 | 178 | 63 | Hey debris . How you freaking doing, eh? I haven't a vlogged in a long time. Mostly I'm trying to entertain your asses with some kind of stupid -- stupid act, but I thought, you know what, let me be real for one time. Well, not for once, because really me trying to entertain you, but, I see that it really doesn't have much effect, you know, even when I did the little and got over two hundred views. No new subscribers so I, you know, whatever. I'm just going to do what I do and we'll see what happens, you know what I'm saying? That's right. Mary Posta's having a beer, chilling out after a long day at work. Actually, it's pretty late right now. I'm going to be going to bed in a little while, but I wanted to get that vlog out to a few people out there. My public, my adoring fans, all fifteen of you. Yeah, you know what? Something really cool freaking happened to me after I got home from work. Um, I drive up, uh, behind my house and I'm walking up the stairs and I see this helicopter, kinda like circling around, you know, and flying around, and I thought, wow that's a pretty cool looking helicopter. And uh, it was one of those jet copters, you know. And uh -- eh, I didn't think much about it. It was all really high up in the air, and I go into my house and, you know, drop my keys and change into some shorts and a t shirt and you know get out of the office clothes. And I put on the TV and I start watching some Seinfeld and all of a sudden a really loud sound of the helicopter. I can tell it's like overhead, it's over the -- over, excuse me, over the house. I'm like, whoa, that's pretty -- flying pretty low, isn't it? And so I kinda look out my front bay window, in the front here. And all of a sudden I can see that the leaves and the trees are rustling and all that, and the wind is blowing everywhere. And right in front of my house, this helicopter is landing in the street right in front of my freaking house. How many times in your life have you ever seen a helicopter land exactly in front of your house? And I -- I see it's uh the Broward County Sheriff's, uh, department helicopter. And it's funny -- you know, it's not like I did anything. You know, I don't have a record, I don't have any outstanding warrants, but when I saw that, I'm think-- I still had this feeling like they were coming for me, like, did I do something? Why the hell are they landing under my house? You know, then I'm like, no, no. Of course, you know, I blew that off real fast, but it was funny that I had that initial reaction, like, oh shit, you know, they're coming for me. And so this freaking helicopter lands in front of my house. And I'm like, what the hell are they doing? And I see the -- like, I walk up to the front of my window and I'm standing there with this confused look on my face, and I see the pilot look over at me and then, like, you know, finish, like, doing his landing. And I'm like, shit, you know , what's going on here? And uh, so uh doors open and this guy gets out from the side and he goes over to the back and opens up some doors in the back and he pulls out this, like, hospital gurney like what they have for ambulances and everything. I'm like, oh, something must be going on, like, next door or in the neighborhood. So I open the door and I come outside and I look around to the side and then I see, a little bit further down, a bunch of cars and an ambulance and all the stuff over there off to the side. And I'm like, uh okay, maybe , like there were less trees or something. And you know, like that was the best landing spot. But then he took, like, you know, the medical stuff over there to like where the paramedics were. But, yeah, the whole neighborhood was out there, watching what was going on. Apparently some -- somebody, you know, had some kind of medical issue. I really don't know what it is. You know, um, I saw the -- the firemen were directing everybody to get away from the area, and instead of crowding around. So I didn't want to be a jerk and go out there, what is going on? I gotta know. We didn't do it, who got hurt? I gotta know everything; I'm a nosy body, you know. Yeah, so I didn't want to be like that. So you know, I'm minding my own business. You know, somebody got hurt, they're going to the hospital, that's all I gotta to know, right? So they put some lady in the back, it looked like a lady, into the back of the helicopter. The helicopter flew away. And it had to be serious if they called in a helicopter so I said a little prayer for the person. I hope they're doing okay. And uh that was the big excitement when I got home today from work. And occasionally I slip into my accent because like I got family from the South on my Mama's side, you know, other times you'll hear me have a little street accent; you know, I did a little soul. That's cause I grew up in Chicago. And then you know, occasionally I like do a little, you know, thing, you know, my background in Chicago, you know. But anyway. So what was I talkn' about? Oh yeah, so the helicopter. Woo hoo. Yeah, I know, maybe it's not that an exciting story but how many of you could've claimed to have a helicopter land in front of your house, huh? You know, another thing I wanted to talk about was anti American sentiment on YouTube. I saw this one video in a clip or at -- actually you know the comedian, Sacha Baron Cohen and he was in an interview with Conan O'Brien on the Late Night with Conan O'Brien show, and he was doing the whole interview as the Borat character. And I didn't see the movie because, honestly, that kinda humor is a little over the top for me. And I get -- I get seriously nervous when I watch somebody be that outlandish, especially with people who don't know what's going on. Um, and so I've been putting off watching the movie, even though I'm sure it's going to be funny when I get around to seeing it. But anyway, the point is I saw this clip on tube of this interview and I put a quote in there -- a comment was -- which said, I'm curious to know if any Arabs find Sacha Baron Cohen's characterization offensive? Because I , but I saw Borat doing the voice. You know, he's telling people he's from, you know, whatever country he's from. I thought he was imitating an Arabic guy, um then somebody replies in the comment calling me, you know, you stupid American, stupid fucking stupid American, and you know -- Borat is not Arab um, you know, learn your fucking geography and you know, but I don't blame you because, you know, you're an American. And you know, some -- all this anti American rage which just got thrown at me. But the thing was, maybe I'm wrong, okay, and the character is not supposed to be an Arab, okay. Whatever ethnic background he's supposed to be. I thought he was imitating an Arab and I thought, you know what, maybe, you know, some Arabs wouldn't like this guy and would feel bad when they saw this, saw them making fun of him. I was trying to be nice, say, you know, I'm curious. Do you find that offensive? Does that make you mad when you see that, you know? I'm trying to be racially sensitive to people out there or ethnically sensitive or whatever the hell it is. I'm just trying to be, you know, uh, sensitive to the feelings of other people out there, my fellow brothers and sisters. And then I get this kind of hatred, this rage back for my trouble. And this isn't the first time that I've encountered this kinda comments or seen those kinda comments on the internet and I gotta wonder, you know, why -- I've talked about this before in a previous video, even though I erased the video before. Why is there so much hatred, against America and Americans, from other countries? You know, uh a lot of times they claim that we're ignorant about their culture or the things that they're doing, but I gotta tell ya, I've talked to foreign through the internet, and a lot of them know just about jack about the United States as well . All they know about the United States is from what they see in movies and TV, and you know as well as I do that most of that. |
VLOG64 | 5.8 | 5.5 | 5.6 | 5.6 | 5.6 | VLOG64 | 213.78 | 0.25065 | 1.4338 | 0.3698 | 3.9733 | 0.2136 | 0.75208 | 0.1241 | 0.037358 | 1.313 | 17.496 | 8.9722 | 0.010327 | 1.1266 | -0.000019 | 0.004982 | 0.16349 | 0.61778 | 0.37077 | 0.06259 | 0.60016 | 7.115064 | 0.528592 | 127 | 171 | 64 | Good morning everybody, it's Sunday morning and my days on me. That's what that is. Good afternoon. We are driving to Paris, or actually it Lecher near Paris, eh, you guys know we're going to I XXXX Juvelance Christmas Jam, which is a specific beat, a specific type of BMX freestyle. It's, um, it's a rider, a small freestyle BMX bike, and the flat surface is like break dancing on a small bike, you'll see. It's just a bike. I thought you said there's a bike in the back. That's my camera bag and all the stuff. This is food and drinks, very important, and eh, this is my buddy's car, he's driving of course. This is his -- is his car. And we've got two hours and twenty five minutes to go before we reach our destination, and this is France, we just crossed the border into France eh, that means we've been through Belgium and um, we've been driving now for about -- how long we've been driving? Almost two hours. Almost two hours so, eh, the weather is great we got some sun and it's dry and, so that makes good weather conditions for driving, yup. So I was just saying to my face that all though it's two hours away France is extremely different from the Netherlands, so is Belgium by the way, and it's very close to where we live. I think the whole culture and the way the people live, and listening to the navigation system and talking get to the wrong lane or something so, uh, yes completely different to the Netherlands, um, especially the buildings and the way the infrastructure is, but you know also the people itself . Could I live in France? I don't know, I could live everywhere, I just, you know, adapt to my surroundings, but, I think I like the Netherlands better. How about you XXXX, could you live in France? Je ne sais pas. That's French for I don't know. I will teach you guys French words. So, hello is -- um, it's -- can bebon jour, which is hello. But I know, I learned that only tourists say that. But French people, when they greet each other they say salut. So yeah, salut. Croissant. Croissant. You know croissant, guys? Yeah, you know croissant. Anyway, parapluie, he he. Anyway, we'll see we're driving on the highway, uh, maximum speed on the highway is the same as the Netherlands, I think, a hundred and twenty kilometers per hour. Did I tell you I like this car. XXXX is alo -- already over there. And it was kinda disappointing that they didn't ride so much it was more like, um, you know, just doing, having some fun together and teaching or showing the little kids that, you know, are in XXXX Juevelance's Flatlands corps. You know, what Flatland is and, you know it was in a jam like a regular jam where they do like pretty hard tricks and links and stuff. So, it was too bad. It was good to see XXXX and XXXX again and all the French riders, and good, you know, to get back into the scene like this, like a contest on a small scale. So I'm going to go home now, it's five o'clock. Hopefully we will be home at around eleven o'clock. Maybe, we'll see. Where's our car? So, we are driving home and now its five o'clock and this computer says it will take four hours and fifteen minutes to get home so that'll actually means we'll get home, uh, early, early, early. So uh, um, yeah, we're rid -- we're driving to Lecher, this small town where the jam was and, you know, kinda disappointed that you know that, you know, it wasn't any hard core riding being done, but you know, it was good to see XXXX and XXXX and you know. So they know, you know, I'm back in business. And our little XXXX was wearing his hat and we're going home and stop -- you know stop somewhere to get a bite to eat. Right, XXXX? At the Mac. The McDonald's, of course. Yeah, we're having fun. Yup, we're going to get some dinner over here at the restaurant. Hopefully, it will be good and edible, which is not always the case here in France. So we're waiting in line here, it's not like , but you know it's food. So we were looking at the food over there and we were thinking like, that's like, that's like really gross, so not going to do that. Probably get a sandwich or something hopefully, maybe, we'll see a McDonald's on the way cause it's unbelievable we've been driving for almost like two hours or something an hour in a half, no McDonald's. No, one McDonald's. Yeah, one McDonald's, you know, we saw that one when we were like passed -- when we passed it, so pretty stupid. So, um, yeah we'll probably get a sandwich or something cause the food over there is really gross. And finally we found a McDonald's. Yeah. As you can see guys, I'm back home again that's right, and it was a long day and a timing day especially for XXXX who did all the driving four and hal -- four and a half hours to go there, four and a half hours to come back. I know you guys in US and Canada are used to driving long stretches like this, but for us in Europe it's a really long drive. Anyway, we had a lot of fun, eh, um, I had a lot of fun, XXXX had a lot of fun um, yeah, it just a cool thing to go on a road trip again. Me and XXXX we used to go like contest together, um you know. We would hang out for a weekend somewhere, someplace, some city and, you know, dinner and fun and stuff like that so that I'm glad that we, uh, did it again. And hopefully, we'll do it more often. We're planning to do it more often so that's really cool. Um, you want to see any Flatland riding in this video guys, um, that's the way I'll -- I'll -- I'm going to do it with all the, uh you know, places I go to regarding BMX Flatland. Um, you'll see a small impression of the Flatlands riding being done if you click on this link. It'll go to my other channel, my special projects channel. And this channel will be just for, you know, the video di -- video diary, the road trip in itself, traveling, you know, me, flogging. So, uh, when it comes to like filming material for XXXX in my video magazine it was a, uh, a bad day, it was a huge disappointment actually, um, because there wasn't any real hard core or flatland riding being done. It was just more about XXXX , um you know, he has this place to himself, it's like his trading spot, and like he's giving back to the -- his community by he has flatland school where he teaches young kids, so it was more about riders getting together, you know, for the kids, you know, doing some small, you know, stuff for the kids, some, some riding, some relaxed riding for the kids there. So, it wasn't really like hard core riding that I want for my flatland video magazine. So, in ca -- in terms of, uh, filming material for XXXX was a bad day but in, um, when talking about, um, the first event for me to go on re launch XXXX, to get back into the flatland scene again, is -- it was a good day. Um, I had the opportunity to talk to XXXX and XXXX in a relaxed atmosphere, um, we talked about XXXX and flatland in general and where it's going and you know. So yeah, everybody's enthu -- enthusiastic about XXXX getting back in flatland TV so that's good. But anyway, I'm going to leave you guys with a Reinato quiz question for today which is. My friend XXXX is not from the city Helmond, where I come from, where I live in, so what city is XXXX from? Okay, so if you don't know the answer to that question you should check out Thursday's video which is called an Alien Spaceship has Landed and you'll find the answer in there. I'm going to go to bed now and I'll see you guystomo. |
VLOG65 | 4.1 | 5.3 | 5.1 | 5.3 | 4.2 | VLOG65 | 211.32 | 0.2112 | 1.5483 | 0.65287 | 3.4511 | 0.46289 | 0.8154 | 0.18886 | 0.022377 | 0.36734 | 4.2805 | 2.7071 | 0.007954 | 1.5378 | 0.000006 | 0.004138 | 0.31717 | 2.056 | 0.68552 | 0.037354 | 0.33342 | 3.98482 | 0 | 112 | 196 | 65 | Since our internet connection has once more decided to suck again today, I thought I could just make a video instead of watching them. Okay, the best thing that happened was that somebody I know or knew found my YouTube channel. That has happened before, and well, that's okay, he wrote me a nice message and yeah. The thing is that I last saw him, about, almost ten years ago. And he wrote me a message and said that he didn't recognize me at first because I looked different. Well, okay, it's been ten years. You never really notice that you change, yourself. The same week, I found this channel, Project Class Reunion, by Sarah Olzaga and she is planning to lose a certain amount of weight for her ten year class reunion. So, I'd also have my ten year class reunion this year. I don't know if there's going to be anything and I don't know if I can attend because I don't live that close to my parents anymore, but it got me thinking, because ten years is a long time and people change. And the question is when you just meet like, about thirty or forty people, what's the important thing? Is it what you achieved or what you are now? Like, what am I? I live in Berlin. I am an architect. I work in a somewhat fancy architectural office. I don't have children. I'm not married, but I live with my boyfriend for a few years. Would that be my profile? Would that be me, and how much would it say about me? Or tell about the person I am? So, yeah, that, that just got me thinking, who am I if I just meet someone I haven't seen for ten years. It's just like, what are you doing? Who are you now? Just, could you answer that and would it just tell anything about the person you are; not only facts, like job, kids, married stuff? Oh, another short thing, there's going to be this YouTube secret talent award show in ten days and that's going to be great, because it's here in Berlin and there are several people, YouTubers, coming here and I'm really looking forward to that, because it's kind of cool. I hope so. And yeah, the watcho , I don't know what to expect about that, it's just -- the interesting thing is just to meet people and have fun together and yeah, I'm really looking forward to that. So I'll see you or you'll see me in person or video or something. Bye. |
VLOG66 | 3.9 | 5.6 | 5 | 4.9 | 4 | VLOG66 | 268.02 | 0.15081 | 1.8152 | 0.42311 | 3.3852 | 0.38408 | 0.87105 | 0.10952 | 0.028142 | 0.32359 | 5.6042 | 2.3091 | 0.015593 | 1.132 | -0.00018 | 0.006198 | 0.22115 | 1.392 | 0.62657 | 0.050234 | 0.45012 | 6.402369 | 0.116466 | 105 | 112 | 66 | Hi, everyone. Um, it's XXXX and this is XXXX. Um, last week I did the um, cooking video, so that was week four; I just didn't label it. But anyways, I'm glad, like, a lot of people liked that and, um, I got a couple of messages saying that they've tried it and stuff, and that it was great, and so that's, that's awesome. Um, I kind of have some bad news. This week, well today, is Thursday and it's my weighed in day and so, I woke up, went to the bathroom and stepped on the scale and I have gained one pound. Now, I know it's just one pound, but I was really hoping to lose, like two, but I guess in the big scheme of everything, what's one pound? Compared to, like, fifty? Not, not a lot, I guess, but still, it's kind of disheartening, but it, it's motivated me, because I do really well. But, like, I do well during the day, I do like, perfect, okay? But then, um, at night, I stay up really late and I need to not, because I eat. I get hungry, it's horrible. So, I'll work on that, because I don't want to waste time doing well during the day if I'm going to just ruin it all at night, so I really need to work hard, um, yeah. So this morning I decided to make a green smoothie, which I make a lot, okay, but I didn't want to use milk just because I drink too much milk at night. Anyways, so I had some carrot juice left over from some soup that I had made. So I tried to put carrot juice in my shake, um, you know, it just looks like that, just normal. Anyways, I'm going to try it, because I don't really know if it will be good, or bad, or what. Um, it's pretty good. I mean, it just tastes like it does with milk, but, like, I guess you get kind of a carrot aftertaste. Um, I think it's a great alternative, and way less calories, and uh, lots of vitamin A, so good to that. So what went in to the blender was, one banana, a third of a cup of carrot juice, three fourths cup of yoghurt or one like, packet thingy, like five ice cubes, and a handful of spinach. It's pretty good. Okay, so I weigh myself a lot. Well, not so much anymore, but I used to. I used to weigh myself like five times, every day. And if you think I'm kidding you, I'm not. Um, so I decided to do a little mathematical equation to figure out how much time that really is. So what I did was, I just pretended like I weighed myself once a day, for my whole life, okay? Eighty five years, I'm gonna say is how long I'm gonna live. Um, so, if I weighed myself, guessing that it would take one minute to do, every day of my life for eighty five years, I would waste five hundred and seventeen hours. Five hundred seventeen hours; that's such a long time to be just weighing yourself. Um, weighing yourself is such a petty thing to do anyways because, I gained one pound this week, but can I tell that I gained one pound this week? No. And, if I had lost one pound, could I tell? Probably not. Um, what I should be doing is just measuring my waist once a month, 'cause that is real progress. A number on the scales isn't as important as -- it's not worth those five hundred and seventeen hours. So I know that's a little unrealistic, to weigh yourself everyday for 85 years. So I said okay, I'll do this for thirty years. Alright, if you weigh yourself once a day for thirty years, you're wasting a hundred eighty two hours. Okay, let's say you're doing it for just ten years. You're dieting for just ten years, and you're weighing yourself everyday, that's sixty hours. That's sixty days that you could be exercising for an hour a day and you could be losing real weight instead of weighing yourself all the time. Okay, I weigh myself once a week now, and it's really hard to stay off the scale, because, um, last summer is when I really started wanting to lose weight, and I didn't do it in a healthy way. I restricted my calories, and I didn't eat enough. Um, I lost twenty pounds that summer. So I wouldn't say I was like, majorly restricting, but it definitely was not good, at all. So then, by that school year, I'm like, whoa, I need to cool it, you know? I need to eat healthy again. But I didn't, still. Now, I started to over eat because, I really don't know why, but I just, I started to eat way too much, so throughout the school year, I gained -- this school year that's over now -- I gained like, 40 pounds back. That's like, -- now I have to loose that much just to get to where I was. It's horrible. It's a horrible thing to have to go through, and -- So now I'm eating healthy and I'm loving it. I'm a lot happier. I'm getting my personality back. Um, huh, yeah, and I'm just learning to love life again. But I won't ever really be happy with what I weigh, until I weigh -- until I get those forty pounds off, 'cause I just wish I hadn't have done that. Because if I knew what I knew now, I -- I could've lost so much weight, healthy, and I could have kept it off. But you know, I'm young, I have a life ahead of me, so I really don't have anything to worry about. Um, yeah Anyway, sorry this was like, end of a -- I don't know, depressing video, but I'm focusing on getting things better -- I get way too many thumbs up. Anyways, um, so, comment, subscribe. I will talk to you all next week with a more positive message, I'm determined and, um, goodbye. |
VLOG67 | 4.4 | 4.9 | 3.5 | 4.9 | 4.3 | VLOG67 | 231.7 | 0.15992 | 1.5571 | 0.47839 | 3.7181 | 0.28039 | 0.81453 | 0.13453 | 0.026092 | 0.50954 | 7.1533 | 4.7322 | 0.005171 | 1.592 | -0.000021 | 0.002629 | 0.28087 | 1.5951 | 0.61163 | 0.044047 | 0.38344 | 5.585191 | 0.04059 | 114 | 144 | 67 | Oh my God. It's actually been forever since I've sat down here. And lot. It's been too long. I'm sorry guys. I suppose you need an -- better explanation to why I stopped doing the daily blogs, yeah? Well, basically I'm starting college next week some time. And I just won't have time to make these every day anymore. And, like, I started these in the summer so I had a lot of free time, but just things keep getting on top of me and I keep falling really behind with these. And I think it might've been silly of me to the daily thing 'cause I just know I don't have time. That's why I decided to make them weekly more or less. Or, you know, just when I can. So, like, so you might see two or three a week, but not one every day. So won't fall behind at least. So -- yeah. Sorry about that. And I know I'm giving up for whatever, but it's only a daily blog; it's not a big deal, is it? But I'm keeping this channel as my blog channel and I still have my other channel which I'm gonna work on 'cause it's been, like, months since I've done anything on it. I uploaded a video there the other day, so link in the sidebar side if you haven't seen it already. I'm happy. I went to town today and look what I got. New off the cover Kelly book. And, if you don't know those books, they're brilliant. They're so funny. You're also probably wondering, are these, like, gaps in my fringe? No, I've got blond in my fringe now -- got blond in my hair now. Um, basically I got my hair cut a little while ago and -- you know -- I thought when I was coming out -- ah, it's great, it's really short. Cool; won't grow back as fast. But then I got home and I was, like, whoa it's really short! And I thought, like, I wanted to get my hair dyed anyhow and I thought my natural hair color was a bit too boring so I wanted to dye it black anyway. But Aneed did this for me -- Aneed, links in the sidebar. Um, I think she did a pretty good damn job, don't you? I like the blond, it's different. And it's sort of Irish; help put colors in it or something. I don't know. Maybe some green or pink or something. Or something. Or I'll just dye it black. I don't know. I'll see -- I'll see how it goes. Yeah. How are you guys? It's been forever. I'm a little bit obsessed with this song -- Florence and the Machine -- Dog Days. Probably 'cause I watched so much Skins -- but it's a good song. Oh -- also -- I have to tell you guys this. I've started putting stuff up in my room on the walls. Check this out, right? Boom! A single poster. Um, it's just a landscape of New York. But still it's something, right? So I -- I've got another one over here -- hold on. Room's bit of a mess. See it up there above the mirror? Yeah. Also got some stuff going on here. And over here. 'Cause this is my work area so I put stuff up around it. This is my desk and stuff. So I need to get more posters for the walls 'cause as you can see, they are still quite blank and I'm thinking a bit of Audrey Hepburn, a bit more New York, something like that. I don't know. So guys, I'll talk to you later but leave me comments and so -- do you like my hair? Also, what type of posters should I put in my room? Hmm? Should I put anything in particular up? Also, how've you guys been? It's been forever, right? I know. So check all the links in the sidebar and all that usual stuff. And I should talk to you guys later. Bye. |
VLOG68 | 6 | 5.3 | 3.9 | 5.2 | 5.8 | VLOG68 | 241.86 | 0.27264 | 1.8726 | 0.69822 | 3.4872 | 0.3694 | 0.75388 | 0.21528 | 0.02911 | 0.37283 | 7.3518 | 1.763 | 0.024209 | 1.1164 | -0.000128 | 0.012285 | 0.24592 | 2.8019 | 0.79408 | 0.04266 | 0.28341 | 6.638082 | 0.13007 | 126 | 159 | 68 | This is basically the best early birthday present I've ever received, and later on I'll give you a full view of the costume. Sorry about the weird, um, positioning of this camera. It's just that this is the only place with good, good, lighting and my camera's charging so it needs to be hooked up to the thing which is over there, and it can't be in the normal place; you get the idea. If you didn't know, I'm on school holidays and to start off the holidays me and my friend, Olivia, went to a four hour Hero concert, which was so awesome and we met the band, so here are some pictures now. This is making me look like I am a Goth, so I think I'll take this off, just for now. Me and my friend, Dylan, have been a massive fan of community channels videos for a very long time. So when she tweeted that she was going to be in Melbourne, we kind of had to react. Um, so we tweeted her, kept on asking where she was going to be. She finally said she would be in Chapel Street, in Fitzroy. So we went to Chapel Street, and we're searching for her for about two hours, just going up and down the street, and then finally, um, we saw her with her friend Sar , who was doing her FBI warning video, and they were both so nice to us. They, um, took us out for lunch, and it was such a good day, really nice people. She even mentioned me and Dylan in one of her videos, called XXXX. You can check it out on the sidebar, and if you're not subscribed to XXXX, I highly recommend you subscribe. St Kilda are number one on the ladder, which makes me so happy because we've been playing so well. Um, in fact, this week, I'm going to the footie with one of my friends, so that's going to be exciting, um, especially, 'cause I haven't seen him in a really long time. Yeah. In two days it's going to be my birthday, which is on a Friday, and I'm so excited because I'm gonna be getting a ukulele that I picked out from the music shop with my Mum. And it's such a lovely ukulele and I'm really excited, and yay! I have tickets to see All Time Low and Short Stack, so I'm very excited for that and hopefully soon, I'll be getting tickets to see Pink. Last week I went with my family and we saw Billy Elliot, and I got this t shirt. Billy Elliot, The Musical, by the way. And I have to say, it was really good, I really liked it, but it doesn't really compare to the movie. Um, I just think that the movie was brilliant and, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know. One thing I particularly didn't like, was that Billy was, in the musical, he was really technical and he was so good, but I liked that part of the movie, how Billy wasn't technical and he was, kind of, just danced how he felt. Like, in the musical, he was doing, like, perfect developpes to second and, you know what I mean? It was Brendon Urie's birthday on April twelfth, as you may have known since I posted a video dedicated to him. And I found out the next day that he had a girlfriend, and grrr that makes me, just, quite jealous actually, because I love Brendon Urie a lot. As you may or may not know, I hate this particular girl called XXXX So I typed in on YouTube "hate XXXX" to see if anyone else had the same opinion as me. And this one guy did and he made an excellent video that you should check out in the sidebar. I just, I couldn't stop laughing for about half an hour. Before I leave you, I just want to say sorry for not posting a blog in a very long time, and I also want to say hello to Luellen's brother and sister, Tish and Lennon , hello. You so wish you had this costume. |
VLOG69 | 4.1 | 4.6 | 5.1 | 4.9 | 5.2 | VLOG69 | 148.25 | 0.49751 | 1.0589 | 0.38404 | 3.7743 | 0.25671 | 0.71963 | 0.17807 | 0.017358 | 0.62135 | 6.3295 | 3.7123 | 0.014109 | 1.3026 | -0.000084 | 0.006722 | 0.27661 | 2.4893 | 0.78848 | 0.042287 | 0.31675 | 5.544491 | 0.081181 | 136 | 126 | 69 | XXXX, from Japan. Tomorrow, I'm headed to Niigata, the reason why? I will write for Japan Pro Events . The company sent us an offer, hey, come to Niigata, we'll comp you for everything. In return, blog about it. Well, since I'm a blogger and I blog almost every day, that's a pretty good deal. So, I'm heading off tomorrow and um, I'm gonna stay at a bunch of different places, um, just beautiful places and do all kinds of interesting activities, eat lots of food and I'm gonna blog about it every day, so please visit my personal blog and then at the end I will gather up the links to all the posts and put them onto the Japan , because let's face it, the company would like more hits than just from my personal blog. So, and I'll also have a companion from another Japan website. So I'll try to put some links to her stuff too, and you can see why you should go to Niigata. I'm pretty sure you should like, 'cause it's awesome. And speaking of awesome, my snowboarding, this weekend will not be awesome and I might die, so if the blogging stops abruptly, you'll know why. But, for the time being, visit while I'm still alive. The producers would like you to know that while snowboarding is dangerous for Clay , it's safe and luxurious if you're a good person that would like to come to Niigata, so yeah, don't take Clay's death as a sign that you shouldn't go to Niigata. It's awesome. |
VLOG70 | 4.6 | 6 | 4.9 | 5.1 | 4.2 | VLOG70 | 223.69 | 0.27461 | 1.1026 | 0.46091 | 3.8105 | 0.33421 | 0.52275 | 0.29611 | 0.020663 | 0.47745 | 4.6657 | 1.6354 | 0.003932 | 1.5933 | -0.000025 | 0.002252 | 0.17802 | 2.3776 | 0.69073 | 0.053387 | 0.29052 | 6.784261 | 0.099106 | 143 | 154 | 70 | So what you have to do is, go to this website that I'm gonna put down here, it's gonna be here for the whole video, and all you have to do is click one button. And through clicking that one button you can feed an animal, and that, a shelter. So if you feel kind of like you can't do anything to help them, like I do, you actually can. And I know that pets seem like they're not a big deal compared to other charities, but I love animals and I would have one hundred if I could. So this is what I do to help out, along with adopting pets and I encourage you to do the same. Okay, thanks. Bye. Hey, guys. So today is Project for Awesome day. And it's something that YouTube does to promote charity. We're all supposed to make videos promoting our favorite charity, so here is mine. |
VLOG71 | 6.3 | 3.9 | 3.7 | 5 | 5.2 | VLOG71 | 178.62 | 0.28807 | 1.3759 | 0.46578 | 3.3657 | 0.39591 | 0.81537 | 0.14624 | 0.02074 | 0.41585 | 4.5723 | 2.8154 | 0.015074 | 1.3692 | 0.000007 | 0.007387 | 0.34695 | 2.2291 | 0.70605 | 0.03589 | 0.31675 | 6.778335 | 0.179841 | 142 | 171 | 71 | Ay caramba, yow , ditiling , that one, no, um, so I don't usually do this. I'm not much of a blogger. I don't blog at all, but I want to talk about this because, uh, I can do whatever I want with the camera. Seriously, ah, Marge Simpson from the Simpsons TV show, twenty years on the air, last night shouldn't count, um, is going to be on the cover of Playboy magazine and she's going to be nude or quote very, very racy inside the magazine. This blows my mind for several reasons. First of all, have we slipped into some sort of parallel dimension called Japan where cartoon pornography reigns supreme? Or just what's going on over Playboy? Like they really -- they ran out of human girls? Like, we're not -- when I crack open a Playboy magazine which doesn't happen often, 'cause now I have the internet. Um, I don't -- I don't usually want to see cartoons naked, I -- I don't know. Maybe -- maybe I'm weird. Maybe -- maybe I'm old fashioned but I like a nice set of human jugs and a nice human butt. Uh, yellow skin freaks me out. That's not a knock on agent. Um, but I -- first of all, if we're going by popular female cartoon characters right now, I'd think Lowen -- Lois -- Lowen -- I think Lois Griffin's more appealing, I don't know. Maybe I have a thing for red heads. Maybe I want to see Alex Borstein naked, although she's kind of round. But that's another story. Look the bottom line is -- is, several other cartoon, uh, female cartoon characters, I'd rather see nude. Number one on that list is Cheetara from Thunder Cats. Although, I'm pretty sure I can imagine what that would look like and that sort of an animal thing and the getting the beastiality -- all right so no on Cheetara. Um, what about Teela from the He man series? Huh? Little -- Little kids out there? All my -- da, viewers under the age of thirty? He man? Teela? No? Anybody? How about Jane Jetson? How about that, Jane Jetson the little Flintstones in penthouse doing some sort of lesbo thing? Although I hear -- I hear they both aged horribly, lot of wrinkles and sagging so we'll scrap that idea. But the bottom line is, I know Hugh hefner's old. I know he's getting to the point where he's -- how do you say, bat shit crazy. I know that he has his life filmed; that he make believes that he's sleeping with twins now and all that jazz but at what point is he like, you know what else, like let's have a naked cow on Playboy? Let's -- let's die her up nice and let's put her right in there - give her a pictorial. Who doesn't love milk right? Am I right guys? It's the twentieth anniversary of milk, they're like, oh, oh, he's lost his shit. No, nobody knows what's wrong. So I -- I -- I want -- I want your opinion on this. Ah, first of all do you want me to do any bloggy stuff like this anymore? Probably not? Um, are -- secondly are you going to buy it? I mean is the internet kind of killed Playboy out of the whole, like -- like the uniqueness of it, like when a celebrity does Playboy? It's like who gives a shit, let's go on the internet the next day and find the photos that somebody's scanned in. I'm like whatever. I'm like -- are you guys , girls? Do you want to start seeing male cartoon characters, uh, nude anywhere? I don't know is cartoon porn like a big thing? Am I -- am I missing out on this? Like, dude you're not watching cartoon porn? Ooh, how gay are you on a scale of one to queer? I'm like I don't know, you tell me. Um, so yeah, video, respond, comment, let me know your thoughts on this. I really want to get a collective opinion of how behind the times I am or how, you know, right I am that this is kind of creepy and weird and no one's really going to buy it and it's not that special. Let me know. . |
VLOG72 | 5.8 | 2.7 | 4.1 | 3.4 | 4.9 | VLOG72 | 144.25 | 0.48928 | 1.173 | 0.41962 | 3.6364 | 0.34227 | 0.79603 | 0.14703 | 0.017071 | 0.5327 | 6.1467 | 2.6322 | 0.0275 | 0.65833 | -0.000184 | 0.008325 | 0.26832 | 2.392 | 0.79755 | 0.04214 | 0.33342 | 4.921929 | 0.011358 | 93 | 177 | 72 | Okay. Hey guys, what's up? This is XXXX. I'm in the car. I got the night vision on, sorry about that. But hey, this is a message to my young high school listeners and even some of the kids that are just starting into college. Here is my advice to you about college. I have a four year degree. I went to the UC system. I got a Political Science Degree and here's my advice to you. Don't go to college. College is utterly, utterly worthless. Don't hurt your parents. If you're begging off your parents, sucking money off the teeth of your mom and dad to pay for your worthless schooling, don't do it. Don't hurt your mom and dad. They may not have a pension left after that. Number two, get a skill that is in demand. Look around. Look at your mom, look at your dad, look what they do for a living. Look at your uncles, look at your aunts, see what they're doing to make a living and then go get that skill set. Most of the time you can get that without going to college. Just realize you're in a whole different environment right now. If you go to college thinking you're going to get some bullshit English Degree and you're gonna become a teacher or you're gonna become like some type of, uh, you know, BA in Business and you're going to get into middle management and make a hundred thousand dollars a year in your first two or three years. This is your wakeup call. This is -- I'm an adult talking to you. Unless you're gonna go and become like a doctor or, you know, maybe like a biochemist. You know, even Biochemists are having trouble getting jobs. You know, don't think that you can just keep going to more and more schooling to get a job. The economy is changing. There may not be a job out there for you. Get a skill. And first do your research. Okay, I didn't do this, I'm giving you advice. Okay? Do your research on what actually is paying money right now and then go to school and get that. Or better yet, just go out and do the job. Go out and intern, you know, go work for free if you have to but get the skills necessary to make the money. What I'm tired of is nineteen year old, twenty one year old kids in calls as I talk to you and you guys sound like fuck. I mean it's like I try to put reality into your face and you guys can't even accept it. You're in some sort of la la land and you have no idea what's going on. I've been there, I've done that, you've got to listen to me. If you aim to be like an investment banker, you better hope mom and dad have tons of connections. Unless you got a shitload of connections to get you into some business level corporate type of piss on job or whatever, you're not going to get it through the normal progress. College is over rated. Everybody has a degree. I went for four years, I didn't need to go to four years. Going to a little room with a bunch of dumb ass kids to listen to some professor that probably doesn't know what the fuck he is talking about isn't the way to learn anymore. The way to learn now is to Google it. Whatever you need to know you can type into Google and spend twenty hours learning and teaching yourself or going out -- if it's a real skill -- going out and learn it yourself on the job. Go earn some money. Don't waste time in college. Think about what you can do that can go earn you money. Even if the pay is low, you're going to get valuable, valuable experience by just working on a job. Working on a job is way more -- working is ten times better than going to an artificial university setting and learning a bunch of stuff that doesn't apply to the real world. So that's my advice to you. Get on the Internet. Go out in the real world. Do real things. Realize when you paying ten, twenty, thirty, forty thousand dollars a year for a university education. That will be the last thing I have to say is if you're eighteen, grow the fuck up. Just grow up. You're not a little baby anymore, you're a woman, you're a man. Take responsibility for yourself and go out and work. Do anything. I mean, you don't even have to work. Just don't -- I mean go out and be a Beatnik and travel the country, you know, hitchhiking. You're going to learn more doing that then going to some little artificial university where someone's going to babysit you in some classroom. Just grow up, okay? Your parents have ruined this county and they're babying the crap out of you. It's time your generation stands up and says fuck you to college. You know at college. You don't need that, you have the internet. Anything that you can be taught in college you can be taught via the internet. So this is your wake up call. George Sotato to my younger listeners, don't go to college, it's a worthless investment and you won't have all the debt that you have to pay back. Take care, peace out, down with college, up with learning and getting real world experience. Peace. |
VLOG73 | 3.2 | 5.1 | 4.4 | 3.7 | 4.2 | VLOG73 | 177.67 | 0.22689 | 1.6496 | 0.6747 | 3.7225 | 0.28417 | 0.79215 | 0.16937 | 0.020814 | 0.52397 | 7.6453 | 4.6609 | 0.002327 | 1.4254 | -0.000047 | 0.001355 | 0.29064 | 2.1516 | 0.75327 | 0.040722 | 0.35009 | 4.581459 | 0.033557 | 151 | 151 | 73 | Hello Youtube. I know I haven't made a video in a while and I keep meaning to, but, um, I'm a procrastinator, that's what I do. Um, but this is kind of a response to community channel. A couple of videos ago, the one she made about, um, irrational fears and your secret escape plan, because I've been thinking about this for a lot early, way before she made the video and I pretty much know exactly what my escape plan would be, but first let's talk about my fear. I have an irrational fear of, um, people hiding in dark spaces at night in my room. Um, which doesn't sound that irrational, but pretty much every night I do the same thing. I turn off all the lights in my room, whatever and I'm about to go to bed. Except for that -- at night I check my email. That's when I go on Youtube, watch videos whatever. So all the lights in my room are off and then I just have my computer screen going and I stare at it for a while, so everything around me is dark and then when I close my computer screen and put that away, I still can't really see very well, 'cause, um, the light has been so bright in my face so I can't see. And then I normally curl up into the fetal position and start thinking about the fact that there's got to be people in my room somewhere, hiding. They're about to attack me. Normal places are -- there's a corner over there that, um, is dark and there's my closet which is back over there, uh, which is very small and dark and scary at night and I get to thinking that there have to be people in there and I'm always in the fetal position away from my closet looking in the other corner so I can't see those two places. Um, and I just keep on telling myself, there's no one there, there can't be anyone there, I've been there the whole time. Like I know the light was on in my face and someone could have snuck in because I couldn't see around me anyways, but there's no one in there and I kind of just like put it at bay and start thinking about something else. But then a couple of minutes later, I'm freaked out again and I'm just thinking I've been lying in this one position, like, what if someone snuck in behind me and they're hiding in my closet and they're about to pop up and they're just like, um, and like, attack me. So my initial plan a long time ago, was just kind of like, if they came up from behind which was how it always in my head works, I full bang them, I like smack their face and then I scream as loud as possible because my parents are only a few rooms down. And that was the whole plan, but lately I've been thinking about it again and I have weapons now. So the new plan is to smack in the face and scream and then rather like mend in their nose or whatever I did to them because I'm super strong in this dream, yes. Can't you tell how strong I am? Um, I reach down and I pick up the knitting needle, because I always leave knitting needles near my bed now because I knit a lot. This is not just like because of this fear, I do knit a lot. But heavy nails, this is my favorite because it's metal and it's sharp and it's thin and I could just turn around and just stab somewhere, like you said, probably in the eye because that would be the most time consuming place and then, I normally keep this over my door, but I just got it so I can show you and then I got the newest part of the plan because I just got this not long ago from some of friends. We were in China Town and they bought me a samurai sword - here, I'll take off the sheath. It's like actually sharp. It's like a sharpened samurai sword so I get up while they're mending their eye which I just stabbed with a knitting needle. Ooh, there we go. Um, and I run for the sword and then I'm holding them there with the sword like, what you going to do now? I have a sword in your face. Bam. Yeah, but that's my plan. There's this sick little part of me though that really wants it to happen. Like as scary as that would be, is it weird that there's part of me in myself that's like I want to try out my plan? I want to. Um, I'll make another video soon because I have other stuff to talk about other than how I'm going to kill an assassin who's hiding in my closet. Okay. Mwah. Bye. |
VLOG74 | 3.2 | 5.1 | 4.5 | 5.1 | 3.5 | VLOG74 | 287.62 | 0.15271 | 1.7014 | 0.45333 | 3.7599 | 0.25953 | 0.84676 | 0.1083 | 0.030287 | 0.50984 | 10.547 | 7.9116 | 0.009054 | 1.0028 | -0.000036 | 0.003195 | 0.29685 | 2.029 | 0.71032 | 0.038678 | 0.35009 | 5.717753 | 0.050992 | 149 | 177 | 74 | Hey everyone, here. Um, I'm just letting you guys know, um, for those of you who aren't, like, aware yet, um, I didn't make a new channel, which you guys should totally check out. Um, it's called XXXX, it's all about makeup tutorials, hair tutorials, reviews, um, and just like all that beauty stuff, 'cause I've been getting a lot of requests for makeup tutorials and just stuff like that. I think I have two videos already posted on there. One's a review for a Chi hair straightener, and the other one's, um, a tutorial on how to do your hair with the Chi, and, um -- yeah, go check it out. I'll put a link in the sidebar, and I hope you guys subscribe, and so from now on, um, all of my beauty videos that everyone's been requesting me, will be on that channel -- from now on. And this channel will just be for, like, my blogging stuff. So go and subscribe to that, and if you want, and --. That's it. Thank you so. |
VLOG75 | 3.3 | 4.9 | 5 | 5.3 | 4.2 | VLOG75 | 198.07 | 0.19913 | 1.7297 | 0.61735 | 3.66 | 0.29715 | 0.80758 | 0.15714 | 0.022054 | 0.32382 | 7.0243 | 2.7518 | 0.001401 | 1.3526 | -0.000009 | 0.000625 | 0.29889 | 1.853 | 0.64871 | 0.039885 | 0.35009 | 7.286002 | 0.325527 | 140 | 159 | 75 | Hello. Um, my name is XXXX and I live in Michigan. I'm nineteen years old and I'm new to YouTube. I've made a makeshift tripod with practically every book I own. Plus a shoe box. I, like, I don't know. It's probably going to fall over. Let's talk about what I like because I like things. I like Harry Potter -- a lot, actually. Like, if you look up here, there's a Harry Potter poster. Ron was . I really like Wren . And I do love a lot of musicals, but I'm not very, like, knowledgeable on musicals. I just know that I like a couple of them, and I enjoy them. I'm always open to new suggestions, like musicals. I like a good book. All of the books in here are practically the Twilight series and Harry Potter. Don't -- don't hate me for liking the Twilight series, please. I like it. I don't care if you don't. I mean, we can still be friends. I know people who hate it. And then I also got some, uh, I don't know -- I got Possible Side Effects, by the author who wrote, um, Running With Scissors. And The Da Vinci Code, which I never actually read. I'm a big, big, big shopaholic. Ooh, my phone just vibrated. I'm a big shopaholic, um -- . There it goes. You want to see my closet? I mean, there's not much in there. But there's a lot over there. See that -- that hamper? Yeah. That's all my clothes. Behind me is my door. Um, and I do love -- now you can't see it. But I really like photography -- especially fashion photography. That's what I hope to go into someday, but you know -- I always got a dream, but when is it really ever going to happen, right? What do I do on YouTube? I watch people such as The FiveAwesomeGays, the FiveAwesomeGirls. Um, I watch, uh -- I definitely watch The Blog Brothers. They are my favorite. I'm quite the Nerdfighter. I even made a shirt; let -- let's see if I can find it. Button it. I was there in Grand Rapids when they had the impromptu Nerdfighter gathering, and I thought, oh no, like ten people would show up, and almost a hundred people did. I was there. If you're wanting to get to know me, you can just message me, or you can comment. There's, like, three comments, so I'll definitely read that and respond to you. Um, you can follow me on Twitter. It -- my name is the same on Twitter, as it is on YouTube: XXXX. Or -- even on dailybooth dot com. I really like that website now, so it's the same on there too. Uh, you can find me on a lot of websites. I probably got the same , uh, same name for everything. Uh, go ahead and message me on anything if you'd like. Uh, it was great, uh, talking to you guys. It was great talking to you guys. Um, see you later. |
VLOG76 | 4.3 | 6.1 | 5.9 | 6.2 | 4.2 | VLOG76 | 196.68 | 0.22199 | 1.651 | 0.57395 | 3.4394 | 0.36777 | 0.82752 | 0.12372 | 0.023235 | 0.43631 | 6.2869 | 3.8433 | 0.002821 | 1.4356 | -0.000008 | 0.001215 | 0.25469 | 3.051 | 0.81295 | 0.04392 | 0.26645 | 3.95208 | 0 | 101 | 119 | 76 | Hi, it's XXXX, this is XXXX. I just want to check in and let y'all know about my vegan Thanksgiving. It was fantastic. This year I celebrated with a group of people at a potluck -- a vegan potluck. Um, it was a little bit different because in the past whenever I've done a vegan potluck, it's been uh, before Thanksgiving day, and then Thanksgiving day, I celebrate it with my family. My family happens to be vegetarian and vegan, so I've always had a vegetarian or vegan Thanksgiving. So it's not unusual for me to omit the turkey um, and I don't -- I've never felt a need to substitute it. But the last few years uh, because of marriage and other circumstances, there've been a few more omnivores in our family and um, I felt compelled to provide alternative options for them. And also it's just fun to experiment with faux meats. So I did try a tofurkey one year, and uh, again this -- this year we had a tofurkey at our potluck. And it's okay, I think it's just fine. I actually prefer uh, Tofurky brand products uh, that are not the actual tofurkey. I like their sausages and stuff like that, but I don't really like their turkey substitute that they make for Thanksgiving. I prefer instead something called Celebration Roast that's made by a company called Field Roast, so we had that at our table as well. We also had a dish that was like a homemade seitan dish that um, I don't even know who brought it. But it was pretty good um, and that worked as another one of our main dishes. We had just a bunch of main dishes; it was crazy. Um, we also had lots of traditional foods. We had yams and we had um, pumpkin pie, you know and all those kinds of things, which it's very easy to make most of the traditional Thanksgiving side dishes vegan. Or uh, at the very least it's very easy to make them vegetarian, but it's pretty easy to make them vegan. Just substitute stuff like margarine for butter or you use olive oil instead of butter. Um, you know you can soy sour cream, you can get vegan mayonnaise, you can get vegan versions of a lot of, um -- a lot of the products you might use in a lot of your side dishes. Or just try to do it just a little more healthfully and omit a lot of the fatty substances and make it just plain vegetables or just plain beans or something like that. We had a -- speaking of beans, we had a three bean stew that was really good. I love that. Um, that's something that my mom makes and -- and uh, I really liked it. So that was good. Um, what else did we have? We had um, geez, we had so many different things. We had, like, five different desserts. Like I said we had three or four main dishes. We had a whole bunch of sides. I didn't even try everything, and normally in a potluck that's the whole point, right? To try -- at least try everything, take a spoon or a fork from every offering but um, that just wasn't possible. There was too much food -- way too much food. It was really good to celebrate also with other vegans. It's important to reconnect with our community and to know that we're not alone and you know, share ideas and thoughts and experiences. So that was nice to be part of Thanksgiving and that I could give thanks to be part of this wonderful community of people who are so thoughtful and compassionate and um, just good and joyous. So, uh, anyway that was my Thanksgiving. I hope you had a fabulous Thanksgiving and um, take care. Bye. |
VLOG77 | 3 | 3.9 | 5.4 | 3.5 | 3.8 | VLOG77 | 211.74 | 0.43037 | 1.1542 | 0.46812 | 3.5802 | 0.46042 | 0.5992 | 0.27313 | 0.021068 | 0.79351 | 6.828 | 3.8553 | 0.001016 | 9.7002 | -0.000029 | 0.002479 | 0.40543 | 1.0338 | 0.44812 | 0.033333 | 0.43345 | 6.021859 | 0.050403 | 120 | 192 | 77 | Hello YouTube. Ah, I was approached by one of my viewers on one of my uh, XXXX videos uh, or because of my XXXX videos to uh, share her story and after reading her story I of course said I would. And uh, given that uh, the comment on this video will be approval pending and the reason behind that is, is I don't feel that there's any argument with it so I'm not going to allow any -- I mean, if you can respectfully argue your point and if you disagree, you know, respectfully, I may actually let those comments be approved. But if I see basically what looks like trolling, they're not going to be approved. Um, the five star ratings will still be allowed, but that will be the extent of it and as you know I have never done this to any of my videos. So obviously I feel very strongly about this subject and I feel that arguing, you know, below the video would simply devalue the story in itself. So I will get started. Um, I also don't know how long this video will be because I am not going to chop any of this story up. I will be reading as it was written to me. I am XXXX. I am prochoice and this is why. Here is my story. When I was sixteen I had a baby. Aborting and adoption was no option for me; my choice. My parents raised me, if you make a mistake own up to it and I did. When my son was six months old, three men came to my door asked for my ex brother in law. At the time we had no screen door or a window to look out of to see who was there. I told him that he wasn't there and they barged in and then two of them raped me. Cops where called, evidence was collected. I was not given any pills as they do today to rape victims. All I got was dressing like that, no wonder, you're just asking for trouble. I was wearing a tube shirt and shorts at the time because it was hot and I had the door and window shut. When I go out in public, I wear a T shirt and jeans and still do to this very day. One month passed and my worst fear became a reality. I was pregnant. Again, abortion and adoption was no option; my choice. I went to my second doctor's visit and he told me that every thing was fine, but it wasn't. The man lied. Now child services got involved when more -- even more and said that I was immature and that my son would be better off without me. So I ran with him and moved to any other city before they could get their hands on him. I know it was wrong, but what other option did I have? Stay there and they take my son or leave and hold on to him. Anyways, living in a new city I though every thing would be better. I got a job, visited the doctor. I thought everything was going great. The second child was born. Two weeks passed after his birth and I new something was wrong with this child. Oh no, everything is fine; your just over reacting. Next visit everything wasn't so fine. He stopped breathing. He was rushed to a children's hospital finding out that he had a vessel from his heart wrapped around his wind pipe. This could be corrected, but there was more. His body temperature was -- his body temperature was below normal, his weight, and he had MS leaving him blind and deaf. Here's the real kicker, always leaving worst for last, he had incurable brain cancer. I knew that there was something wrong because this child never cried, always gasping for air. He never moved or anything. He just laid there. They explained that it was -- it wasn't my fault which I was grateful; at least someone was on my side. I was also told that according to my medical chart the doctor who took care of me knew all about it from the first visit. I confronted him and asked why he lie -- why did he lie to me. His reply, he would have terminated the pregnancy. You're absolutely right, I would have. That poor little boy suffered for eight and a half months. I took him home where he later died. This is why now I have become prochoice. No one, and I mean no one, as the right to with hold information or to tell some one what they can and cannot do because of what they believe in. Prolife people only tell you one side of the story, like someone who had an abortion and regretted it or someone who is raped and is happy they didn't do it. They never tell the story of people like me. If I knew then what I know now, I would have gotten the abortion. A child should never have to suffer that kind of pain. Parents should never have to sit and watch their child suffer, knowing that they had other options and was denied that option. Why didn't I give him up for adoption? Now honestly, would you take a child that you know is going to die or would you take one that was healthy? Besides, I never really like adoptions and don't highly recommend, but I would never tell anyone that they couldn't either. That is totally up to them. I had three sisters that were taken away from my parents just because my dad lost his job and had no money at the time. Child Services did not give my father any time to look for a job -- for a new job before coming in and ripping his children from them. No job, no money, no children. My parents had no choice. Someone made that for them. Thank you for listening to my story. I hope this helps someone in whatever decision they make in life. I'm not going to comment any further, but there is a question that needs to be asked and I'll let this ask it. |
VLOG78 | 5.6 | 5.3 | 4.8 | 4.3 | 4.7 | VLOG78 | 304.85 | 0.23825 | 1.8561 | 0.43918 | 3.5021 | 0.35213 | 0.81779 | 0.12747 | 0.034288 | 0.35819 | 7.9799 | 3.6572 | 0.020017 | 1.1487 | -0.000014 | 0.012605 | 0.25084 | 2.7859 | 0.78954 | 0.041892 | 0.28341 | 5.956884 | 0.107438 | 136 | 160 | 78 | Okay, so when you're pregnant, basically, your hormones, like, makes you go certifiably insane. But they also make you do something else that's really kind of cool, because they make your hair and nails grow and your skin glow and everything looks great. And then after you have the baby your hormones, like, go crazy again and basically what happens is, um, your hair starts falling out, because your hair doesn't really fall out when you're pregnant, so it just kind of all falls out at once. And well, I was vacuuming the other day and I wondering why the vacuum wasn't really working very well and I tipped it over and you will not believe this, but this is what I cut out of the bottom of the vacuum. Now, you can see that this, like, matches my hair, right? This is disgusting. I, like, shed more than a pet. Um, and yeah, this is other, like, carpet and fiber in here, does not come off my head by the way. So um, yeah, this is really gross I'm even showing you guys this, but this -- I had to cut all of this hair out from -- from the bottom of the vacuum. This is, like, enough to make a wig for a small child. She's just like mummy, she loves wigs. See, she likes it. I'm a little baby with the wig boop boop . |
VLOG79 | 3.9 | 6.1 | 6 | 6.1 | 5 | VLOG79 | 152.17 | 0.58005 | 0.91149 | 0.39255 | 3.6023 | 0.24899 | 0.71379 | 0.2052 | 0.016054 | 0.56516 | 4.5262 | 2.628 | 0.000276 | 1.23 | -0.000003 | 0.000124 | 0.3493 | 1.5287 | 0.56068 | 0.036632 | 0.36676 | 6.84706 | 0.131944 | 129 | 170 | 79 | Hello. I hope this works, because I'm doing this -- this YouTube record from webcam feature and it's going to be real fun because I only have one take to do now. Not because of the YouTube feature, because of something else. So, let's get straight into it. I got a package today. It's from XXXX. And I got -- first of all, I got this book. It's called Little Brother and I think she's mentioned it on the -- on some videos, I think at least one. Yeah, I'm just gonna read it when I have some time. It sounds really, really cool and interesting, then I'm gonna read it, I'm gonna do a review or something, yeah. But that's not all. You know she told you that we're doing this, this Chocolate Oreo exchange now which I am really, really, uh, which I appreciate a lot. Uh, so you can see those are the cookies. I've never seen them, I've never tried them, and I will now because I said I would try them first on video-- live -- on tape, so to speak. So let's go. First of all, this opening thing here is pretty, pretty cool. We don't have that, and I can't get it open. Brilliant. Ah. There we go. I'm glad first of all they're still in one piece. I had thought they were -- would be crashed to death by, I don't know, travelling the Atlantic, but they're okay, you see. Apparently, apparently that's an Oreo, see? It says here Oreo, which would make a lot of sense. Yeah. I read on the internet -- I went on Wikipedia page to -- to look them up, which is a weird thing to do for cookies, but I did. And I heard that it's a pretty fun thing to pull them apart so let's do it. It works, great. They smell great. Okay, this is it, then. I hope they're good. Ah, I totally know what you guys mean. What the hell? Mm. I was so scared -- I'm just gonna talk with my mouth full because it's funny -- I was so scared that they'd be, you know, not delicious. And I was like, what am I gonna say? This is not even relevant right now. They're awesome. Thanks, Laura! You know, ice cream, all that -- I can't do with my hands. I'm not gonna even try it. You know what I mean. So yes, very cool, very cool. I hope everybody has a nice day. My happiness is going up now because I'm eating chocolate and Oreos. Actually, not chocolate, what am I saying -- just Oreos. Mmm. I should really wait and not eat them all at once. They're so good. Wow. I think I'm addicted. Mmm, yeah, sorry, I don't have time anymore. I have to eat. So yes, I -- I don't have to tell you the whole story because Laura did already so I can just eat Oreos now. Cool, mmm hmm. I think I like that. Bye! Let me stop this. |
VLOG80 | 3.5 | 4.6 | 4.1 | 4.9 | 3.8 | VLOG80 | 141.85 | 0.45087 | 0.8612 | 0.31612 | 3.2122 | 0.34945 | 0.73339 | 0.2048 | 0.014526 | 0.42543 | 5.1174 | 2.4023 | 0.003804 | 2.344 | 0.00001 | 0.002713 | 0.37312 | 2.91 | 0.77621 | 0.034364 | 0.26674 | 2.437988 | 0 | 106 | 157 | 80 | Hi guys, this is XXXX. I know it's' been a very long while since I've blogged last and I promised you that when I get to a new place drug wise I'm gonna blog and I started a job about a week and a half ago so here I am back in the YouTube world. And -- um -- some of you know my birthday was the thirty first of October and so many of you went into my Face book page and wished me happy birthday. It was heartwarming and overwhelming to see so many people who took the time to post on my wall and say something and comment on some of the other peoples who posted. It was great -- great. Sometimes I feel like people on the internet are kinder and thoughtful -- more thoughtful than people who -- you realize take things for granted. Anyway, I started a new job and not really in the mood to celebrate just yet. It's -- it's just me. I'm that way. When I get into a new place, getting into the door is not enough for me to feel like I made it. After about two three months that I know they're happy with me and I'm happy with them, then I know that I've found my place. That I'm willing and able to settling there for a few years and feel -- you know -- at home as much as a workplace can get home. So of course it's much better than being unemployed. I finally have a car back and a new cell phone could be's coming Sunday or Monday and -- you know -- all those things. Chatting with people all through the day. I feel like sometimes I -- you know -- talk too much at work after -- I feel like I've been deprived of enough human contact in the last few months. So they -- they say that I -- I feel like I don't -- I can't stop talking and -- it will slow down in a few days or so. Anyway, just wanted to touch base with you people and as I promised once I get a new job I'm gonna blog a lot more so get ready to hear from me -- to hear from me a lot more in the next couple of months and of course not just stopping by to say hello, but taking issues and taking the time to blog about things I care about. And there have been plenty of subjects in the last few weeks to talk about. So I'm getting into gears. Getting back on the horse of blogging is weird. Something that's -- if you only stop doing for a few weeks or months you suddenly feel like you never quit or like you don't really know how to go on but it's like riding a bike. It's gonna get -- uh -- really familiar, really soon. Anyway, thanks for watching. Bye for now. |
VLOG81 | 5.8 | 5.2 | 3 | 4 | 5.1 | VLOG81 | 301.28 | 0.28022 | 1.6947 | 0.48039 | 3.3563 | 0.50116 | 0.72774 | 0.21201 | 0.033769 | 0.56283 | 7.6637 | 5.2258 | 0.02112 | 3.3669 | -0.000019 | 0.012352 | 0.3984 | 1.2648 | 0.3817 | 0.033289 | 0.30178 | 7.425359 | 0.309443 | 128 | 166 | 81 | Do you ever feel like Frazier Crane is inside of your house? Frazier Crane, he's inside of my house. He's inside of my house. He's in my head. I love him more than Dr. Phil. He's my favorite psychiatrist. I feel I can have him every night. Whooooo, I love me some Frazier Crane. Woooo Hoo Hoo. I think he's in here. I think he coming to get me -- man that Frazier Crane. He's a crazy one, that Frazier Crane. He would just sneak up in your house and he would just come in your room and he would just hide in your closet. You reach in there to get your favorite pants and baaaaah he's got you! |
VLOG83 | 4.9 | 5.6 | 4.9 | 5.9 | 4.3 | VLOG83 | 215.19 | 0.21515 | 1.4797 | 0.39353 | 3.6417 | 0.31759 | 0.81579 | 0.13163 | 0.02433 | 0.31959 | 6.5593 | 2.9838 | 0.0013 | 0.95491 | -0.000009 | 0.000494 | 0.26227 | 2.2007 | 0.71217 | 0.041309 | 0.32361 | 5.468479 | 0.041293 | 158 | 130 | 83 | Hey everybody, it is the twentieth of April. I just wanted to post a quick video, a very quick video. I want to open up the forum and, for the first time, I'm inviting people to ask any questions they may have, you know, maybe I can do a question and answer thing. Anything you want to know about me, anything you want to know about my views on the show, maybe you want a good recipe for chili, anything. You know, just I'm opening up the floor to people like you to interact. You can ask your questions in the comments or over in the sidebar. There's going to be a link to my twitter and to my email. So you can, you know, reach me there, ask any question you want, and I'll try to answer them as best I can in the next video. Maybe I'll do this every week if it catches on. Um, there you go, guys. Enjoy the rest of the week, bye. |
VLOG84 | 6.1 | 5 | 4.2 | 4.3 | 5.5 | VLOG84 | 232.33 | 0.25913 | 1.5259 | 0.45006 | 3.5166 | 0.33284 | 0.77845 | 0.14957 | 0.026328 | 0.36938 | 6.1176 | 2.3565 | 0.002219 | 1.6466 | 0.000026 | 0.001491 | 0.1645 | 2.2096 | 0.73673 | 0.055395 | 0.33342 | 7.099274 | 0.279597 | 133 | 165 | 84 | I know, the pink is almost gone, but don't worry, it's coming back soon. Hey guys, this is just a quick update video, I'll make, like, real videos again soon, but, uh, these are some important things that you gotta know. First of all, my, uh collab channel with my cousin is doing some really interesting stuff starting this coming week. Uh, and it's going to be exciting, and you should check it out. So, the link to that will be in the sidebar, and also right here, that's our channel - so go subscribe and check that out. Secondly, my other cousin XXXX just started making videos, and she's really cute and her videos are really cute, and she doesn't have a lot of subscribers, and she's cute, so she should. I hope she doesn't mind me calling her cute this many times. I am three years older than her. So, go check her out as well. Um, also in the sidebar, and also right here. And go subscribe to her. One last thing, and the most important. I am going to be on XXXX tomorrow at seven Eastern Standard Time, seven o'clock pm, um, with my friend XXXX, aka XXXX, not XXXX, and most likely -- I'm not sure if this was confirmed or not -- my friend XXXX who is XXXX, um, we're gonna be on XXXX, and we're gonna have a lot of fun, and it's all of our first time on XXXX and there's probably going to be music. Um, I have a bunch of songs that I haven't actually put on my YouTube channel that I may play for you. Um, original songs. Um, there may be readings from our novels that we were all just working on, there may be - there will probably be lots of stupid jokes, um, it's gonna be a good time. So you should come, because it's going to be exciting, and, um, that's tomorrow at seven o' clock. This is in celebration of Lauren and I both reaching a hundred subscribers -- actually we're both past it now - but it's exciting, and we want to thank you so we're doing this XXXX show, aaand, so you should come. Okay that's all I have to say, bye. Actually, there's just one more thing that I forgot to tell you, and that is, um, oh -- oh my -- what? |
VLOG86 | 6.3 | 3.6 | 3.4 | 3.6 | 5.9 | VLOG86 | 291.75 | 0.46702 | 0.70337 | 0.18169 | 3.8428 | 0.24131 | 0.56686 | 0.17733 | 0.026423 | 0.82261 | 7.1743 | 2.868 | 0.014973 | 0.82641 | -0.000116 | 0.005978 | 0.90895 | 7.5893 | 0.75914 | 0.014758 | 0.10003 | 5.309172 | 0.026565 | 150 | 156 | 86 | You know what? I think it is entirely reasonable for me to place the blame for my behavior tonight on mee maw and pa paw. I just -- I don't think that they gave me enough attention. I don't think that I've had enough attention as a child, you know? You know, support from them as a child and now I act out as a way of getting attention -- of gaining some kind of parental approval, you know? I just want people to love me, you know? I mean isn't that what we all want? We just want people to love us and that's really, like, I just want people to love me. I wish I had a --a bigger upper lip like my mom. I think it's fine. I just I wish I had a -- yeah, mmm, I need a song! Oh my God. That's like a fucking -- I had an Austin Bright in my head. Like, when I'm taking pictures and stuff like that, like, I can't stay still. Like, if I'm waking for the camera to click off I'm, like, I don't if that's a human person or if it's just some, like, alien person. I really do believe that I'm a alien or a robot or something, one of them. Because like you people, I -- I haven't quite fully learned how to integrate, you know, human cultural cues, into my system, into my program, and you know? It's, like, a foreign language to me that I'm still learning. I haven't fully integrated ever since I was dropped here, you know? Actually, I think that I fell from, like, a shooting star, like, flying across the universe or something like that, and, like, I fell and somehow I landed on your fucking planet, and, like, I just happened to land in a woman's womb and just popped out, like, nine months later, and, like, I'm a fucking alien, so we are not the same. Has anyone stopped to think about just how weird you are as a person? Like, if you -- if you don't think that you're weird, then that's whack. You -- you're pretty whack, and I don't wanna be your friend, because I like weird people. Everybody has their quirks that makes them so weird. Like, people are just weird, like, I don't know if I'm the only one that knows it that people are just weird. I think it's because I notice how weird I am, it probably cues me in how weird other people are. I think that's how it works, sometimes. I'm -- I'm watching my back . What're you doing here? I better stop saying that. A lot of people have been sending me messages on -- since I've been gone. Yes, I have been absent and um, YouTube is not my life, you know? I just have other things to do so, um, get off my Austin nuts all right? Shit. I'll post a video when I want to, damn. That is so rude, but whatever, this is my show, okay? All has been paid for and it's mine. Oh yeah, and this woman, she was like, she was really an older woman and she was hitting on me, and she was, like, you know, you come off a little bit gay in your videos. I don't know if you intend to or not. And, I was, like, well, I am gay. Yeah, I'm gay. Me and the peen, we have an um, long standing relationship, we have a contract, you know? Every now and then. I had to spit, excuse me. It wasn't really spit. I had just ate some, you know, those little pizza roll things that you pop in the microwave and then, like, a minute or two minutes later it pops out, fifteen delicious bites of pizza. Delicious ness, you know what I'm saying? I just had one of those. I had one with, uh, meat. Like meat. Not the kind of meat that I would like to be fucking, there, but you know what, that was inappropriate. So, first of all, I am crazy. So if you think I'm crazy, then it's true. I am crazy. But crazy in a good way, like, crazy in a, you know, I need to be crazy to free myself because I'm a very reserved person. Like, I don't know if you now noticed it, but I'm a very reserved person. I am. And I hate that. It's, like, I have this inner urge to be so exuberating, gregarious, and outgoing, but then I get in those, you know, in an alien situation where I'm around human beings, and it's like I don't understand what people are saying. It's, like, I haven't -- I don't know, I just -- I'm a on my head at one point, and now I can no longer understand how to be a participant in human -- in society and so I observe so I can learn how to fully integrate myself into society. And I don't remember what my original point was, because I just start rambling about, you know, being a freaking alien in human society because I've always felt sometimes, you know? I'm trying to see how long this video is because I'm really not trying to make a long video. I just want to, like, babble and put something on the YouTube just to be, like, yo, I'm still here. I'm working very hard. Um, well, that's a fucking lie. I'm working. Um, I try to write everyday. I do. And I've had some major setbacks even though I've had some brilliant revelations, um, and I'm working on something right now that's put together brilliantly. It is, like, all of the plans that I have for all of the books that I wanted to write are coming together into one book, and it is amazing. It is amazing. And, um, I hope that people will love it when they get it, when I finally, you know, happen to get it into the hands of an agent. And an agent gets it into the hands of a publisher. And then the publisher to an editor. And then the editor actually has it published. I'm -- I'm -- I know it's gonna be amazing. I know it will. And I just -- I'm looking forward for the day when I can walk into a bookstore and see my name on the book, on the shelf. The shelf. And then I'll go on Oprah or Ellen, you know, and the whole audience will get free shit. Damn! But yeah, I don't know what I'm talking about. I don't know why I do this. I don't know why I do this. It's, like, late at night when I couldn't -- well, I can't cook right now. I'm currently in my brother's room, okay? Sh, don't tell nobody, but I'm broke. I can't really do anything and it's really heartbreaking when you really want to be out there and -- but you just don't have the money. It -- it breaks my heart to be in the house. I don't like to be in the house. Like, I used to be such a homebody. Ask people who know me, like, a year or two ago, and I was such a homebody. It wasn't, like, I didn't even want to go out to party, but like, I was just, like, well you know, we can, but now it's just, like, yeah, let's fucking party, let's get drunk bitch, let's get drunk. Let's get drunk, aahh, yeah! Um, somebody needs to shave. My dad has massive armpit hair and my mom likes it. I'm just, like, gross, woman. I will never lay in my man's armpit hair. Ugh, and chest hair, I don't wanna see it. Ever. Ever. Okay? I don't wanna see chest hair, I don't wanna feel chest hair, I don't want chest hair. You better wax. Um, I don't know where that came from. So, I have nothing else to say. You better -- I don't know if this looks good on camera but in the mirror, this whole get up, like, it really works for me. I feel like such a -- this is so California right now. You know, I feel -- I'm feeling real California, West Coast in the hizz ouse. Yeah, we're not talking anymore, this is just -- this is just ranting. This is just entertainment for your late night, you know? When you don't have anything to do, turn to me and I'll be here to entertain you. Well, not really to entertain. I don't know if I'm entertaining, but I'll be here to talk about nonsensical shit, you know what I'm saying? That's what I live for, okay? I am here for you, I am. You know Cancer, we are the ultimate hosts on the Zodiac. We are the mother of the Zodiac, okay? We are. We love to nurture, we love to care, we love to hope, we love to be -- you know make everybody feel like part of the family, it's just what we do. So if I can help you in any way feel comfortable, you know, then hey, hey, I've done my job, all right. All right, so I'm signing off right now. So, deuces. Working Monday . You know me. I just watched the video that you just finished watching and I said XXXX -- XXXX, you are -- you are a mess. You really are a mess. You need -- this is my therapy, you know? Well, I'm doing something I have to do, you know? I have to do this or I -- I to do. If I don't get it out, I'll just go crazy. So I got to get it out. Yeah, I do have to get it out or else I'm gonna go crazy. I'll go bananas, 'cause I hold it in. There's so much and it's holding in. I mean, if I'm find -- if you -- XXXX, are you okay? Yeah, yeah. But I have to get the crazy out. I have to get the crazy out. All right, um. I have nothing more to say, so deuces again. Okay, this is the last -- I'm gonna kill the mic, I swear. So I just watched that last bit that I did and I'm saying, yes, bitch. You better be the sexiest mother I know. You better. You better be it, okay? You betta. And that's it -- so I just wanted to add that onto the end. All right. |
VLOG87 | 5.8 | 5.2 | 4.6 | 5.3 | 5.3 | VLOG87 | 292.14 | 0.52716 | 0.73668 | 0.2817 | 3.6486 | 0.47362 | 0.47828 | 0.2579 | 0.012009 | 0.63597 | 2.4697 | 1.8969 | 0.019756 | 1.8773 | -0.000194 | 0.010981 | 0.29214 | 2.0613 | 0.61692 | 0.036654 | 0.29928 | 7.48724 | 0.433875 | 129 | 149 | 87 | My parents like to constantly remind me that when I grow up I have to marry and Asian wife which is okay. I like Asian women, but I don't like narrowing my options. Girls are like a bag of M and M's, you know, different colors on the outside, but on the inside they're all the same and they all taste good. Hmm, hmm. No one opens a bag of M and M's and goes hey; I'm only eating the yellow ones. You know why? 'Cause that's racist. Hey blue M and M, I don't like your skin tone or your culture or your lifestyle, so I'm not eating you. I only eat yellows. But like most parents, I think the main reason my parents want me to marry an Asian lady is so that we can only have little Asian babies, which I don't agree with. The world needs more interracial babies. I think the only way we can stop racism is to have more interracial babies. You can't be racist to a mixed person. It's too hard. I've tried. Well, you're just mad 'cause you're ah, you're ah, ah -- what the hell are you? No, but my parents really do want me to have Asian babies. I can't even joke around with them. I've tried messing around with my dad, but he takes it very seriously. Okay, so he's sleeping right now. But, I'm gonna to wake him up anyways. Hey dad, wake up, wake up, I have really bad news. I got a girl pregnant. Um it's with a black girl. What! I want to change topics. 'Cause I wanna talk about my dad for a bit, 'cause he's very gullible. So the other day I got this phone. It's called a Junebow , a Junebow It's not your regular phone. It looks like a real cell phone, but all this thing does is it shocks you when you press this middle button right here and I'm not gonna lie, it kinda hurts. So I wanted to record someone's reaction and I thought to myself, who could I use this on and it'd be absolutely hilarious and I was like -- my dad -- definitely. I love my dad. But that's what he gets for not letting me have interracial babies. So, guys and girls, let's start treating each other like Eminem. And that's all I have to say for now. Thanks for watching. Mmm, mmm, mmm, these rolls are so yummy. Just say you love me. No, why you do that? It was an -- it was an accident. . |
VLOG88 | 2.7 | 4.2 | 4.5 | 4 | 4.3 | VLOG88 | 166.78 | 0.5192 | 0.65106 | 0.20953 | 3.8821 | 0.22387 | 0.64475 | 0.17686 | 0.013836 | 0.48644 | 5.0883 | 1.9177 | 0.000324 | 1.8782 | -0.000001 | 0.000217 | 0.26695 | 2.5431 | 0.72073 | 0.042191 | 0.28341 | 1.695349 | 0 | 113 | 163 | 88 | Thought you'd never get to see this face again have you. Well, things haven't been that bad and things haven't been that good either. Mm, the bad part is that I have been homeless. The good part is that I got permanent housing, but I might have permanent housing again but in the place that I should of been in and shouldn't of been homeless. But, things are looking up in one way, but still haven't gone the way they should have gone. And because of the economy and things are changing, but you know what's going on out there just as well as I do. So, this is just a first of some of the videos that I can put out right now, um, because I got some of my stuff, so I can post this too you. I still got the same old set up, 'cause money's been tight, just like I know you have not had the money. But, been getting some new people subscribing, so here is the first of a couple of videos, I'm going to do this week. And, I'm going to rant and rave, uh, just fluff, just like I used to and just go, woah. Just like I looked good then I still look good, but the medication has changed somewhat for the better, but not good enough for me. So as far as work, they still haven't written anything consisive [sic. ] and I am still waiting on Social Security, 'cause right now they are just testing, testing, testing. And, I can't change doctors, 'cause I don't have the money. And hopefully congress can do something. I can't ask for Obama to do more that he's put out in a radio address, because it's not his -- it's his final decision, but it is still up to congress. And it's been their decision for the last ten years and they've just been sitting with their thumb up their butt waiting on the insurance companies. And, it's been their decision to tell us what to do when we're being giving them money and they've been going to the bank every day with our money. And, the only thing that we can do is just sit there and take it and we shouldn't be taking it. Same with the doctors, if we don't like the way the medication feels, don't take it. Sometimes you do have to live with the pain and I've been trying to do that for about the last two and a-half, almost three years. So, you're going to get here more bitching about pain and how I feel. So, that's the way it's going to be for me for a bit. But, other than that, this is the first of a few videos, just to tell you that I'm still here, so peace. |
VLOG89 | 5.6 | 6 | 6 | 6.4 | 5.4 | VLOG89 | 236.56 | 0.27455 | 1.4829 | 0.45043 | 3.616 | 0.36265 | 0.68584 | 0.23173 | 0.028049 | 0.39199 | 7.2763 | 3.2996 | 0.000631 | 1.7829 | 0.000006 | 0.000476 | 0.25823 | 2.0785 | 0.72766 | 0.044721 | 0.35009 | 3.478721 | 0.009217 | 152 | 154 | 89 | Hello, everyone. It is Wednesday, December second and this is your five video. Hope all of you had a really good Thanksgiving. Um, I didn't see any recent videos, so I'm assuming it was good. But I know mine was awesome. I'm sorry I didn't post last week. It's just, Wednesday was my travel day and I was pretty much gone from eight in the morning until I landed at Minneapolis at seven at night. So, I mean it was a long day of planes and trains, automobiles, but other than that, my break was great. I got to see all of my friends and hung out with my family and um, I saved one hundred and twenty dollars on the first four seasons of House, so I mean, Black Friday well spent in my opinion. But uh, it went really fast and -- although it was really good to be home, it was definitely kind of just like oh, it was like, you know, like the carrot dangling in front of me. But I'll be back in less than three weeks anyway. I think I fly home on the nineteenth or whatever, so now it's kind of just the final push through finals, half final push uh, but um, yeah I don't know. It's going to be good. I have, let's see, well I have a paper for my two level class and I have a paper for my Brit Lit class and I have a Latin final final, but that should be fine and then I have a portfolio to finish for my writing class. And so, it's just going to be a lot of writing and I like that, but at the same time I'm kinda just like, aww, we have Beatles rock band in the house now, and that's what I'd rather be doing. Actually, we're doing that tonight, we're having a Beatles rock band party. So, you know I'm being productive. But, I don't know, it's just it's my favorite time of year and I'm in an ugly sweater today in honor of December second and its chilliness and the fact that it's December and I really want a candy cane. Um, yeah, but I -- I don't know. I just am like, like, basically the last three months of the year are when I'm in my element, like I just love them and it's the best. So I'm really excited and I'm excited to be home and I'm excited to go to England, and just, I'm really excited. I don't think I told you guys, but a few weeks ago Hank Green came to Seattle and I flipped out and was so excited to go, until I realized that his, like CD signing thing was the same night as my roommate's musical theater performance, which I had promised months before to go to. So, once again, I did not get to meet the Greens. My friend Ari was nice enough to get a CD signed for me, so now I have a little Hank Green CD with an Anglofish on it and my name and it's one of my prized possessions and so hopefully, in the near future I'll actually get to meet them for real. I've been like knitting this scarf for my boyfriend for a while, but it doesn't really seem to be getting anywhere and I just want to finish this ball of yarn, like, before the holidays begin, so I'm just -- I don't -- I don't know. I have no idea what to do and I have no money and I'm just like, blah. But um, once, once December eighteenth is over, my life will be awesome, so, you know, sixteen more days of hell, yeah. I hope all is well, I have to go tutor now, but I will see you guys next week. |
VLOG90 | 5.1 | 5.1 | 4.6 | 5.6 | 4.7 | VLOG90 | 152.48 | 0.33183 | 1.0474 | 0.39585 | 3.7624 | 0.30432 | 0.70772 | 0.22508 | 0.017346 | 0.40431 | 5.1794 | 2.9241 | 0.001456 | 1.2483 | -0.000002 | 0.000698 | 0.25151 | 3.007 | 0.80208 | 0.046225 | 0.26674 | 6.905295 | 0.111835 | 131 | 147 | 90 | Ladies and gentleman, robots. This blog is lastly in response to an article posted on facebook. com about a toddler sized robot that has learning capabilities that within two years will be similar to that of a two year old child. The link is in the sidebar. This robot was designed to learn just like a human. It looks like a human, kinda; it talks like a human, kinda; and apparently it can even walk like a human. A quote from the article, which the company that built the robot might consider as promotional material is, it's not human, but it is paying attention, or maybe not. This article doesn't just deal with this creepy two year old robochild folk, it also talks about the use of robots in modern society. A few of the uses that it cites for robots are a talking office receptionist, a security guard, a primary school teacher. These are all examples of robots that have actually been built and used. A primary school teacher? Really? There are robots that can strut catwalks and assist elderly people who are living alone. Now the first thing I have to ask, in a global recession, when there are so many more jobs needed than have been in recent history, do we really want to be thinking about replacing human workforce with cold mechanical machines? The article does close with a paragraph that might explain my reaction to it -- The transfiguring metallic assassins from the future aside, there's something that unnerves me about an old man alone in a house with something that runs on batteries. |
VLOG91 | 2.8 | 4.1 | 4.5 | 4.8 | 3.8 | VLOG91 | 163.85 | 0.56874 | 0.86476 | 0.29334 | 4.2175 | 0.18761 | 0.53206 | 0.19858 | 0.037955 | 1.4811 | 13.585 | 7.7921 | 0.000698 | 2.1014 | 0.000003 | 0.000756 | 0.45971 | 1.548 | 0.63861 | 0.030269 | 0.41254 | 5.559971 | 0.060088 | 105 | 165 | 91 | Hey guys, this is XXXX, coming to you from the XXXX channel on YouTube. Now today, I just wanted to discuss with you the three main operating systems that people use. Okay, the main reason I'm doing this video is to try to use Sony Vegas which I barely got. It's pretty confusing, but so are girls, so whatever. But yeah, so I basically asked people what their favorite operating system was and I got a quite a few responses on Twitter, but I chose three that popped out to me and that is from Yadda yadda . He says, I'm a PC that wishes I'm a Mac. Lags way too much, but that may be a RAM problem. Yeah, I've heard a lot about um -- I can tell -- I can tell you from personal experience that Vista takes up a lot of RAM. I mean, they say that it needs minimum two gigabytes of RAM to operate, but it really takes up like, three to four, which sucks. Um, and the person that sent me a response was Nixypic -- I thought that was a pretty funny response, so that's why I included that. And um, Jimmy Tryon on Twitter writes, um, that he uses Windows and Linux. I use Mac for doing video and audio production, and, you know, we've seen in recent years that Macs have pretty much become the standard for video and audio production. So now I'm posing the question to you, the viewer. What do you like to use personally? Windows, Macs, maybe Linux? Tell me. |
VLOG92 | 5 | 3.7 | 4.5 | 5 | 4.9 | VLOG92 | 227.29 | 0.30961 | 1.3487 | 0.43779 | 3.6488 | 0.34175 | 0.68174 | 0.21005 | 0.028716 | 0.55413 | 8.3479 | 4.1248 | 0.000505 | 2.1247 | 0.000001 | 0.000407 | 0.44226 | 1.6673 | 0.66711 | 0.031188 | 0.40011 | 5.141845 | 0.02795 | 163 | 180 | 92 | Hey, everybody. So before you immediately decide to write a hater comment and tell me how much I suck, listen to me, because I do have an actual point. It's not just 'cause I listen to her and I don't like her. I don't hate Taylor Swift as a person. Um, I think she's pretty. I think she should be a model; uh, she's tall and she's thin and she's gorgeous. Um, she seems like a nice person. I just really dislike her songs a lot. And let me tell you why, 'cause it's actually pretty funny. I don't know how many people have noticed this, but a lot of people who are kind of into music, I guess, or have a keen ear, doesn't even -- you don't even have to be into music -- can notice that people use the same pord -- pord progression -- chord progression in every song. And chord progressions are basically, um, the order in which you do the chords; you know, C, D, F minor; I don't know; name any four. Um, most notably, a band -- it's like, this is Nickelback, you know. If you listen to their songs closely, it's just dun dun dun dun, dun dun dun dun, in every song, basically, the way the chords go. Anyway, so to prove a point to my best friend Maria, who is absolutely obsessed with Taylor Swift, um, I transposed all of Taylor Swift's songs into the key of C, which basically means I've got all of her songs, all the chords; I put them so they sound -- they're in the same range, basically. And although the chords are different in the songs, when you put them in the same key, they are literally all the same. Literally, basically, almost the same. They use the same four chords in every song. This is Taylor Swift I'm talking about. They use C, G, A minor and F, in every song, if you put it in the same key. And to prove to you how similar they are, I'm just going to play all of her songs in succession so people can see what I'm talking about. 'Cause I'm not just stupid when I say that all of her songs sound the same. And not only musically do they sound the same. Lyrically, they are all about guys. They 're all about guys. I'm a teenager, with raging hormones; I'm a girl; I like cute, romantic movies, okay. I, whatever, fairytales -- Sleeping Beau -- I don't care, okay. I am not this boy crazy. Just throwing it out there. This is C, this is G, A minor, and F. Romeo take me somewhere we can be alone. I'll be waiting all we have to do is run. You'll be the prince and I'll be the princess. It's a love story, baby; just say yes. It's kind of off, but that's how the song goes, basically. I might get some of them wrong; I apologize. Here's a reason for the tear drops on my guitar. The only thing that keeps me wishing on a wishing star. Here's the songs that I sing and I don't know why I do. That's basically her two most popular songs right there. At least I know them. But there's more. If you can see that I'm the one that understands you, been here all along, so why can't you see you belong with me? You belong with me. So, yeah. 'Cause I can't -- I can't help it if you look like an angel. I can't help it if I want to kiss you in the rain, so come feel this magic I been feeling since I met you, can't help it if there is no one else. And that's how the song goes. That's Hey Stephen, the same four chords. Now I'm going to use the same four chords, but it's going to be in a slightly different progression. It's going to be C, A minor, F, D. And when you think Tim McGraw, I hope you think my favorite song, the one we dance to all night long, and the moon like a spotlight on the lake, and when you think happiness, hope you think of my little black -- black dress, think of my head on your chest and this faded blue jeans. I think it goes that way. There's no tune and it goes exactly in this progression. I just wanted to slam your screen door, sneaking out late, tapping on your window. When you're on the phone and you talk real slow, 'cause it's late and your mama don't know. I'm not finishing that, because it would have required me to write down the lyrics and I didn't really feel like writing them, so one more. I hate that stupid old pickup truck you never let me drive; you're a redneck heartbreak who's really bad at lying; so watch me strike a match on all my wasted time; as far as I'm concerned you're just another picture to burn. And that's what's up. And that's why I hate Taylor Swift's songs. |
VLOG93 | 3.9 | 5.1 | 5.1 | 5.3 | 5.5 | VLOG93 | 149.88 | 0.20349 | 0.85133 | 0.18645 | 3.1242 | 0.32432 | 0.86725 | 0.13825 | 0.012343 | 0.34673 | 2.0458 | 0.21624 | 0.003536 | 0.6947 | -0.000001 | 0.000741 | 0.69867 | 2.798 | 0.37317 | 0.021444 | 0.13337 | 3.006528 | 0 | 161 | 168 | 93 | Hello. Um, I'm learning guitar, and this is a song that I love that I decided to try to cover, so. It's called "Company, " by An Horse and sorry about the lighting, I don't know, so -- Please put on that record again. And I will put on that shirt you've been wearing around. You've been wearing around / It's times like this I think too much. Times like this I think too much. Oh, please don't think too much. 'Cause I can't let you in. 'Cause these walls have been built. No, I can't let you in. 'Cause these walls have been built. But you said I'm out on a ledge. Come stand with me. I need the company. I need the company. My face has turned red, but it's not from something you just said. No, I'm blushing on inside. It's those damned green eyes. And panel by panel and piece by piece. This all fits together, but it's not what you think. There I go again. There I go again. You said I'm out on a ledge. Come stand with me. I need the company. I need the company. I'm trying to get you in. I'm trying to get you over. And I'm trying to get you in. I'm trying to get you over, and I'm trying to be brave. I'm trying to be brave. I'm trying to be brave. I'm trying to be brave. Come with me to every word. And I'm saying I'm trying not to give it away. I like to keep my cards so close. Keep that cunt so long. And all my broken heart. And all my forgettable false starts. Well you can come right now, but you'd better not look away. You can have 'em right now, but you better not look away. This is me trying to be brave. You can have 'em right now. You better not look away. This is me trying to be brave. |
VLOG94 | 4.2 | 6 | 6.1 | 6.5 | 5.2 | VLOG94 | 214.61 | 0.32209 | 1.4916 | 0.61161 | 3.6437 | 0.31343 | 0.77623 | 0.17814 | 0.024036 | 0.62982 | 6.5917 | 3.7838 | 0.012522 | 0.65316 | -0.000127 | 0.003156 | 0.27749 | 2.1086 | 0.66791 | 0.041933 | 0.31675 | 5.839519 | 0.094737 | 140 | 132 | 94 | This is a response to XXXX. Um, okay, so the first question, would you kill a butterfly for a week's paid vacation. No, I wouldn't be able to do it. I just wouldn't be able to do it. I don't know like, stepping on a butterfly, I might -- but I couldn't like, take a butterfly and like, pull its wings off, like that's just sadistic and not right. I wouldn't be able to do it, even for a month's vacation, I wouldn't be able to do it. Um, would you add one year of your life for taking someone else's? No, I wouldn't be able to do that either because, you know -- like, I don't want to die, but I don't want to be responsible for someone else dying too. You know, like, taking years off another life so I can live another year -- what's good about me that makes me -- like -- able to take someone else's and be okay with it; I wouldn't be able to do it. So that's a no. Would you urinate with someone else? I've done it before. Um, I'm a girl so we go to the bathroom in groups. So, yes, I could do it, whatever right, so long as they don't make any comments about hearing it so easily, but, yeah, I'm okay with it, it's fine, whatever, right. Are you going to ask me. I'm very good about that actually. I enjoy getting coupled, because I don't like doing things on my own. Like cooking, I'll do on my own, but I like having someone there you know you can talk to and later on you can go or whatever. You know I don't like working by myself because it gets very lonely. You know when there are lots of people answering, it gets very lonely, because you know you can't really talk to your customers about like, other things -- and you're not really friends with them so it gets very lonely. Uh, if there was a public execution, would you watch? No. I really wouldn't; I don't want to watch someone die. I don't care; I don't care how bad they were; I don't care who would want to watch? Okay, yeah, someone's getting executed. You know, I don't want to watch somebody die. I don't watch The Simpsons, but I'd rather watch The Simpsons than watch an execution. Um, so, I apologize for the dark circles. I'm logging off; I'm extremely tired. |
VLOG96 | 3.7 | 5 | 4.2 | 4.9 | 3.8 | VLOG96 | 173.15 | 0.53995 | 0.74011 | 0.25166 | 3.7325 | 0.24934 | 0.46579 | 0.20441 | 0.015874 | 0.79885 | 5.3672 | 2.9657 | 0.011519 | 1.8127 | -0.000023 | 0.008538 | 0.45129 | 1.8182 | 0.66684 | 0.0292 | 0.36676 | 7.09157 | 0.186641 | 146 | 155 | 96 | Hello, it's, um, XXXX, and it's four twenty a. m. -- that just proves how significant I feel that this little audition is for five legit bloggers -- bloggers distinct -- five legit bloggers. Well, like I said my name's XXXX. I have, uh, the aluminum MacBook and I use iMovie HD, iMovie o nine and, um, sometimes Final Cut Pro to edit. I -- to film, right now I'm using my PhotoBooth from my iSight and sometimes I also use my Sony camera -- which films in HD, by the way. And I would like either Tuesday or Thursday, but XXXX wants Tuesday so I'm gonna say Thursday -- but not Wednesday, because I go to church that night, so yeah. Okay, well I think it would be pretty cool if you picked me. Yeah. |
VLOG97 | 2.9 | 4.2 | 4.5 | 4.4 | 3.3 | VLOG97 | 315.74 | 0.49413 | 0.80696 | 0.27281 | 3.2609 | 0.5845 | 0.41448 | 0.30844 | 0.00907 | 0.51434 | 1.5333 | 0.76358 | 0.010139 | 1.1823 | -0.000035 | 0.005273 | 0.41417 | 7.8949 | 0.92131 | 0.0304 | 0.1167 | 3.873739 | 0 | 147 | 112 | 97 | It's really difficult doing this particular part of a blog where I am trying to talk about the economic crisis and me and, um, my story. I have recorded this a number of times. Um, I stumble over myself, and so, here we go again. Um, you know, when it comes to the economy and me and my story, you know, I don't think mine is really a whole lot different than millions of other people, because really and truly this current economic crisis, which, you know, we kind of recognize began, um, two thousand and seven, um, started for many of us though, really about ten years ago, with the tech telecom crash. Um, so in my case it actually was the year two thousand when I lost a twenty eight year career. Um, and it was without any buyouts, uh, pension, any benefits or anything like that. It was just, uh --'cause not everyone got all of those kinds of things, which I think is a huge misunderstanding across this country that, uh, you know -- there is a huge sort of have and have not of a group of people when they do, uh, leave companies. So, uh, I managed to sort of, kind of, gather myself together and regroup from then, and it was, you know -- it was not, uh, totally unexpected, and I continued on. But the thing was that, you know, what, uh, that didn't -- didn't -- that didn't do to me, um, was changed on September eleventh, two thousand and one, when, uh, that event affected my partner, uh, financially. So there was kind of a double wammy there. And we were still doing quite well. I cannot say that, uh, things were bad for us. Uh, we definitely had taken some financial hits on, you know, retirements and things like that. So we quickly knew and had to start changing our thinking on the way that we lived and how that we spent money. And, uh, neither one of us really have ever been, uh, in debt or, uh, use debt much. Um, so, um, cost cutting, things like that, which in a lot of ways, honestly, was inherently in our nature. Um, it just seemed kind of crazy though because, uh, we were working as hard as we ever were, um, in fact, even more so, and, uh, we were making, you know, decent money -- not great money. And I know that, uh, we knew that people that were around us were making about the same money, but somehow they seemed to be doing so much better with a lot of the material, consumer goods and all that kind of stuff, and, uh -- And so that was a very interesting awakening, uh, in the consciousness about, you know, how Americans are, and how we have become the country consumers. And you know we just begin to learn to live, sort of, with that, and not be a part of it, I suppose. Um, however, that doesn't mean that this last economic crisis, uh, in two thousand and seven didn't impact us, uh, me in particular, particularly hard, because, um, I've been lost, uh, the second, uh, job that I had -- uh, had for a long time. And, um, you know, it's been difficult, uh, more -- but we were fairly well prepared for all of that stuff and have been holding our own, keeping our head above water, and, um, that's still the way it is now. But this cannot go on. So it really is all about, um, continuing to look for those multiple streams of income that you know are small, but you know they do contribute to things. Um, and, um, looking at the whole way of, uh, employment and income and jobs entirely differently, um, and approaching it from a whole different way in -- so that -- in order to be able to accept that there is a new world. This is a new way of doing things. It's not going back to the way they were, even if there is a recession technically called over. The rebuilding period is going to be a very different thing for so many of us. Um, and it is really about how we adapt to that. And it's fluid. It's ever evolving. It's constantly changing, and that's the key thing, is knowing that it's shifting ground and that we are operating on shifting ground, and if we can keep that in mind and still keep our heads together, we've got at least some chance. |
VLOG98 | 6.3 | 5.2 | 3.9 | 4.1 | 5.1 | VLOG98 | 166.46 | 0.38064 | 1.1544 | 0.39135 | 3.77 | 0.27091 | 0.70391 | 0.16957 | 0.021788 | 0.63475 | 7.3224 | 2.7174 | 0.007828 | 1.3496 | 0.000035 | 0.004425 | 0.314 | 3.2 | 0.80021 | 0.037333 | 0.25007 | 7.401586 | 0.313107 | 144 | 175 | 98 | Hi, everybody. I don't have my glasses on. Um, where are my glasses? Oh my God, in the middle of getting wetty. Wetty. . I was trying to upload another happy video and it was like such a big file, so I'm like, I have, ah, something else. Other things made me happy today. It's super early in my day, so you guys can do this at the end of the day if you want to wait. I'm begging for the picture replies on DailyBooth link on the side. If you don't have a video camera and you want to do, um, just picture replies and things that may, oh my God, Colin is making me happy today. Um, but the three things -- I already have three things in my head that are making me happy today. Number one is this sweater. A lot of you always pick clothes and I think it's cool to have, you know, if you have a pair of jeans on, or a sweat -- this is a fall sweater; truly a fall sweater. So, I love this sweater. I haven't worn this all year, so I'm wearing this today, and it's making me happy. I'm like, yeah, fall sweater. Guys, now knock it off. Um, so I love my sweater; that's one. Two, I just finished Ally McBeal Season Four last night -- when Larry leaves. He's gonna -- Larry left. He's gonna leave a note. She kept saying that. He's gonna leave a note. So I love Ally McBeal. And now I know Season Five isn't very good, but tonight I'm ready to watch Season Five on DVD with all of the new characters. Whatever. I realize that a lot of TV shows that I've enjoyed over the years, like Glee, and Ally McBeal, have a musical component. You know, I just -- I love the musical aspect of Ally McBeal. Um, so that's two things. I'm very excited. I -- I -- you know, every night -- it's joy watching -- but you might hear this every day; I might mention TV and what joy TV brings me every day, but Ally McBeal brings me joy on DVD every day. Um, why? They're all -- they're all yelling at me. And number three, I'm going to meet Gary today -- Gary Vaynerchuk -- who's, uh, book is out, Crush It! And he's doing a book signing and he's actually doing it at my former place of employment. Isn't that funny? So I'm going back to my old stomping grounds where I used to work. And he will be there. And I'm going to have him sign my books. Stop that! Um, I dunno why they're --knock it off! I'm sorry, they're -- I -- I don't-- I'm sorry; I'm not really a yeller, but I -- I -- it's just -- it's a habit because I'll be doing What the Buck, and I'll hear them and I'll be like, shut up. And I know that's -- that's rude but, they're dogs. I love you with all my heart. Elie's in the chair. Um, so any -- anyway I can't weet to mate -- whoop, I can't meet to wait -- I can't wait to meet Gary today. I'm super excited. Um, anyways. Elie, Elie can you say hi? She thinks she's a person. Do you see her? She sits on the chair, sitting next to me. Don't you remember you told me you love me baby? She's very special. Um, so what made you guys happy today? Leave a comment, make a video reply, make a photo reply, and, um, this is a fun way to blog my What the Buck show, which is an interview with Carey Perseen , will be up soon. Happiness. It's so easy. Be happy every day. Find things to be happy about. |
VLOG99 | 3.7 | 4.6 | 5.3 | 5.2 | 4.2 | VLOG99 | 224.98 | 0.24854 | 1.3001 | 0.55497 | 3.7495 | 0.31312 | 0.67442 | 0.22274 | 0.024853 | 0.49142 | 6.1438 | 2.8283 | 0.001426 | 1.2611 | 0.000008 | 0.000709 | 0.20707 | 2.3351 | 0.70072 | 0.052151 | 0.30008 | 5.699875 | 0.039548 | 162 | 177 | 99 | Guess who's procrastinating? I am. There's a really loud airplane. I kind of haven't been here, I'm sorry about that. I've had exams last week and I have another -- another one this week and the which is a three hour exam for -- I don't know why, and I think it's a total waste of time, but we'll see how that goes. And if you've got exams as well, good luck, hope you're doing well. Um, I don't know why I point over my shoulder when I say last week and this week. Anyway, um, and after this video I probably won't be here for the next month, because I have my final killer exam ever and I've kind of been neglecting piano because of school exams and I kind of burnt my hand yesterday, because, um, I was serving soup. I'll explain this later. I was serving soup and my dad walked into me and then the soup fell and I just, like, dropped the bowl and ran off and stuck it under cold water. But my dad called me weak for the next two hours just because he refused to admit that it was his fault, so then he's was like shhhh, you can't handle pain. I was like, yeah, it was your fault, God. Um, but yes, I was serving soup because my grandma's cousin's son and daughter are here. Um, I think they're my second cousins once removed because they're my dad's generation. Um, so if somebody understands family trees, would they care to explain to me who they are to me because they -- they are related to me, you know. If you're Asian, I mean, everybody's related to you. Sorry to butt in. I found out after they left that they're actually my grandma's cousins, not my grandma's cousin's kids. They're just the same age as my dad. My dad calls them uncle and auntie. I've been calling them great uncle and auntie the entire time. It's just I didn't know because my mom sort of tells me to say whatever in a foreign language. I could have been calling them streetlamp -- I wouldn't know. Um, I actually called their kids uncle and auntie, and their kids are like twelve or something, so, well I guess if you want to get technical, they're not -- they're my cousins. Okay, not going to get technical, but the good thing about when people come over -- they give you gifts. I got a hundred bucks and a really expensive necklace and trust me to be, you know, more in love with the packaging, because how cool is this? Two colors. I think it's cool with the ribbons and the thing, yeah. I usually disregard the gift and go for the wrappings, so, yep. Um, and because I have just been procrastinating for the past like, three hours, um, I picked up this mascara because my mom always buys -- she always orders stuff and it comes with free gift things and she just gives them all to me. I was reading this and it goes, in case of an eye irritation, discontinue use and see your ophthalmologist at once, because everybody has an ophthalmologist, you know. They assume that people who buy high class stuff have ophthalmologists. I assume that's some kind of eye doctor, but really why don't -- go see a doctor. It's not like you can get into a specialist person without a doctor referral anyway. Yes. And other than that I think I should go back to studying and I think I have to catch the bus pretty soon anyway, um, 'cause my parents have left me at home and taken out my -- my second cousin, once removed, to Red Hill, the winery, and then they were going to go eat dinner at night time. Sorry, did I say eat dinner at night time? I think I meant eat dinner in the morning because when else do you eat dinner? Because, you know, if you're Asian, you go eat dinner when people come over. It's me again, the less cool version of me in a grey jumper. She's also quite uncool. Okay, I was saying I burnt myself on soup. The next day I burnt myself on coffee because I was out. I went to Gloria Jean's and bought myself a small caramel latte, four dollars and five cents. Definitely didn't put the lid on properly, um, because the coffee ended up everywhere except for where it should have ended up, in my tummy. Um, I was in public, so I tried to run away as inconspicuously and quickly as I could, but it didn't go down so well because it was on the floor. It was all over me, um, and I burnt my thumb. And then today, don't -- don't ever try and staple about a hundred pages together at once, it doesn't work. Um, I -- 'cause we're allowed to bring in notes for our exams and I had to staple this together. I stapled them into three chunks and then I stapled the chunks together, and it looked a bit, you know, like this. It's quite graceful looking. Um, and then I was trying to do that thing where you try and get as many papers together as possible without snapping a staple and that was the result. Um, and I guess before the exam, I was holding it like this, with my finger over it, and I guess I decided to move really fast and then I ripped a hole in my finger. So yeah, just don't try and staple things especially if you're me, um, which none of you are. So that's my list of injuries for this week. I will see how many times I run my finger through a staple in the rest of my life. I'll keep you updated. |
VLOG100 | 4.3 | 4.9 | 4.6 | 5.1 | 4.3 | VLOG100 | 141.96 | 0.54621 | 0.82024 | 0.27563 | 3.7107 | 0.24554 | 0.73794 | 0.14167 | 0.013749 | 0.49828 | 4.9142 | 2.5004 | 0.003934 | 1.6293 | 0.000032 | 0.00219 | 0.19332 | 1.0859 | 0.56062 | 0.051806 | 0.51625 | 6.675061 | 0.336498 | 124 | 155 | 100 | Hi, what's up? Um, today I went to school and um, um, I was late for my first class because, um, it was really hard for me to get up 'cause it's a Friday. Thank God it's Friday! Um, I didn't have, um, Business Mathematics class because there was a party going on -- a Christmas party thingy going on at school and then I attended my six to nine class but it was only for an hour and I was so psyched because um, um, so everyone were passing their um, term paper and I've already passed mine two weeks ago. But I was lacking footnotes and research -- I -- I mean, and references but um, like he didn't return it, he didn't return mine. And so after he discussed, um, how to make term papers and he ended the class, I went to him and asked if I could get it and stuff and -- he's an ambassador so it was pretty, like, um, scary to ask and he was really, like, terror ish so. But uh, it was really cool that he knows me. He called me by my name and he said that I should just do good in my final exams and that um, my uh, term paper was okay and that's really awesome, so yeah. Um, yeah, that really psyched me and I'm really happy about that. After that I went to, um, I went to, um, a bazaar in -- in the city -- in -- yeah, in the city -- with -- with my best friend and -- and his mom. So it's pretty cool. Anyway, I got to shower and head to bed because, um, my friend's celebrating her eighteenth debut -- I mean her eighteenth birthday -- her debut tomorrow. So, yeah. Later, bye. |
VLOG102 | 3.8 | 4.4 | 3.9 | 4.7 | 4.5 | VLOG102 | 226.56 | 0.39936 | 1.1869 | 0.43425 | 3.6734 | 0.40346 | 0.54411 | 0.28087 | 0.018481 | 0.51047 | 5.2477 | 3.4879 | 0.004935 | 2.6779 | 0.000063 | 0.006241 | 0.30051 | 1.5047 | 0.59995 | 0.038547 | 0.39872 | 6.697929 | 0.22836 | 126 | 163 | 102 | They had -- don't have any food - maybe more -- I don't know -- oy. Start, start, start the fire. Come on, come on, let . Start, start, start the fire. What you waiting for now? Start, start, start the fire. Come on, come on, let it out, . Start, start, start the fire. I know you're never gonna wanna stop. Yeah. Hey guys. So no new news has come out yet, for at least myself, about auditioners all chat. I know I'm still waiting and so are a lot of people that I auditioned with in Ann Arbor and a lot of my b fan friends. So hold out for us. We're hoping that we get, um, character performer. So that'll be fun. But I know I keep getting yelled at, like I'm nervous about waiting for character performer results. But everybody's like, it doesn't matter, you're already in the program, you're already going down, you have attractions so what's there to be worried about? So not much new, well yeah. So nothing new's been going on with me. We're chilling at school right now. Um, the semester's crazy busy, coming to a close. There's half a week this week 'cause this week's Thanksgiving, then all week next week and then I only have like three finals. So I only have finals on Tuesday, Wednesday, and Thursday and that's if I have my final on Thursday. I hope not. That would be awesome. I am, uh, really excited for the semester to be over. I'm sad but I'm happy. I mean I'm sad because it means that I'm not gonna see anybody that I see at school all the time anymore. I only have two -- just under two -- well just about two weeks, uh, to see them, left. So they haven't scheduled times to get together with me so I guess they don't care. Ouch. Seven weeks until I am in Florida. I will be in Florida -- in Orlando -- seven weeks from today. I leave in forty seven days, I think. I leave the Saturday before my check in. My check ins January thirteenth, if I can't say that enough. And it's going to be a lot of fun. I'm really excited for my trip down. Um. I'm going with a certain somebody. I don't know who. You might. I don't know. Do you know this guy? Probably, because I'm there. Yeah. I'm there. I'm there. Yeah. Yes. I am driving down hopefully. We're -- we're still caravanning. I mean I don't know if he's changed plans on me again. Last I talked to him -- for the last two weeks we've been talking about caravanning down. We're both driving our cars so Ran and I are going to caravan down to Florida. So we're leaving Saturday. Again it's Wednesday. So we're gonna go either to Disney or Universal or Sea World or something or just chill in Orlando for a couple days. That'll be fun. And then on Wednesday when we check in or Tuesday night if you go to the dinner, um, last I heard the dinner is -- uh -- going to be at the Ale House I believe. If not there I think it's B. Dobs if it hasn't been decided. I'm really excited. Also -- um -- for December twenty first, it scares me. These three guys have been planning a Disney CP get together. And you know who they are. You don't name names but if I must name names they are three -- well -- infamous waters. Uh, we'll go here, we'll go here, and we'll go here. Will, Ryan, and John. They have started planning a CP Past, Present, Future get together in the windy cindy -- win -- windy. In the windy -- in Chicago. It's under the Bean -- I guess is where we're gonna meet. We're gonna meet by the Bean in Chicago. If you don't know what the Bean looks like, here's a picture. I went like two years ago. That's my Bean picture. We are meeting in Chicago and it's supposed to be Monday, December twenty first from two to five. If you live in the area and want to go, message one of the boys. I will put it in my sidebar, how to get a hold of them. Um, those are their blogs so you can just go message them through YouTube and let them know that you either have ideas for going -- um -- or -- well ideas for things to do. If you want to go, here's the event link. I'll put that over there too. There's the sidebar. There's -- so you can go there. And it's -- it sounds like it's going to be a lot of fun. So far there's like 10 or 12 people that are going. And I'm excited because it's a lot the people that I know or that I can't wait to meet. So I've already met XXXX and XXXX, as you know. I love this. I wish we had a camera -- a stack of cameras. If you didn't know already, I met XXXX and XXXX. John's gonna be there, John XXXX. I'm very excited to meet Nick. We've been talking since May. So that'll be fun. Who else is going? Ashley lives like forty minutes away from me. And if she actually goes then her and I are going to carpool. So that'll be a fun road trip hanging out with her down I think the twentieth or twenty seventh for the CP. We live forty minutes away and we'll both be down in Florida together. And there's a couple other people. Um, I heard my roommate Mandy is coming up with her mom. So that makes me really excited. I get to see her -- bottom up -- before we arrive. And then I hope my roommate -- I nicknamed all of them -- will be there. She hasn't said if she's going or not. to talk about it. I hope she's going to be there too. That'll be fun to see her again. So it'll be a nice little mini reunion. Um, a mini meet -- in -- ahead of time I guess -- to meet all of these people. And it's going to be a lot of fun. So see the sidebar if you want to go. And other than that I'm still waiting for results and -- oh, um, everybody knows this but Space Mountain opened today I guess. Yeah. It's today. Toss some Disney news in there. They've been doing soft openings all week and finally opened. Disney -- there -- there's some really cool videos about, uh, the parks that have been posted on YouTube. Uh, one is about them setting up all the Christmas decorations in the front of Magic Kingdom so sidebar will have that link. I was tipped off yesterday -- I know I'm stealing his thunder and he'll kill me for it later if he watches my blogs. I was told yesterday by Nick that -- all about the mouse pod cast on iTunes -- what were pod casts -- yeah -- about the mouse pod casts that's on iTunes -- whatever. That's how I found it. Did an episode this week where they talked about the CP. I started listening to it. It's about twenty minutes into the pod cast that they actually get to the CP portion and it involves one of the skippers. That's -- that's pretty cool. You can go listen to that. Um, I'll give details so you'll remember in the sidebar. I think that's it. This is a pretty long blog. Other than that I'm really excited. Uh, two weeks left in the semester. Seven weeks -- spend time in Florida. I'm already packing as you can tell. This used to have a bunch of pictures behind it. And this wall had all these pictures and they're all packed. They're all gone. I packed my summer clothes, my closet. I'm packing more -- um -- well soon more packing instead of doing homework. I have a lot of homework to do too. That's bad. So -- but I am going to go and I hope everyone has a magical day. And we'll see you real soon. |
VLOG103 | 4.6 | 5.4 | 4.3 | 4.5 | 4.5 | VLOG103 | 208.49 | 0.2468 | 1.3403 | 0.38734 | 3.6072 | 0.27732 | 0.79931 | 0.1643 | 0.023281 | 0.36553 | 5.5929 | 2.0421 | 0.009489 | 1.1505 | -0.000097 | 0.004422 | 0.26597 | 1.4147 | 0.44812 | 0.041071 | 0.31675 | 7.091425 | 0.352357 | 120 | 153 | 103 | Hi XXXX, it's XXXX, and this is just a quick little update to let you know how I'm doing. Um, I went to a retreat with the church, um, last weekend and, um, when I got up there, I couldn't eat anything. Um, my -- I don't know if it was like the altitude or like what, but my band got really tight and I couldn't eat anything. When I came back, um, my weight was down to on seventy seven. Um, and then after a couple of days of being home, then my weight started to get back to normal but I still couldn't eat so I had to go back to see my surgeon and get a little bit of food out of my band and they took out one cc, putting me at four point two. Everybody, this is XXXX. Um, I'm on my retreat right now. I got here last night. It was -- it was dark when I got here, so, uh, I came last year but, um, this year I came with the intentions of running in the mornings. Well, last night I was all pumped, looking to get up early this morning and run, so I get up early, earlier than I'd like to at least, um, start running. Before I know it, I'm going downhill and suddenly I'm going uphill. It's cold and, uh, my Central Valley California self is evasive. So, I wanted to do a video, and I wanted to run. Came back out of here to the little trail they out here in the neighborhood. You can see me and just like the other part that I was running on, it's all uphill and downhill and it's raining. It's muddy and it's wet. And I'm not exactly sure where I'm at. But I'm looking to stop walking at least. I don't think I'm going to get any more running done. Now, I brought my jump rope with me. If I had any brains in my head, I would go back and jump rope for however long 'til I decided to pass out. But now I'm half way through this little adventure of mine. It feels like I'm going to die. I was thinking, this is going to be a breeze 'cause I went to the gym only. I've been running a mile, you know, and I've been doing it under ten minutes, I feel like I'm gonna die now seriously. Breather, really quick. When I get to the top, because standing at an angle is no fun. I said the top and the more steps I take, the more higher it gets. Geez. So, my sister's going to see this video posting and she's going to laugh at me. I'm really -- I've got to stop. If, uh, I don't know if you can see down there. I'm pretty high, I mean, way down there is the cars. I don't know if you could see them or not. Ooh, let's not fall off the side though. Okay, my cousin got up with me. She said, "Let's go down to the showers and take showers and get ready for our day today. " I want to run before I take a shower and she's just like, "What? " She's like, "Well, I got flip flops on so I'm not running with you. " I swear I saw sneakers in her bag though. Rachel. I feel like I'm gonna die. Looks like I'm almost there guys. Looks like I'm almost there. I have not breathed so hard in forever. This uphill stuff is just not my thing. Course I didn't think it was uphill when I started. Looks like it's going down guys. I've been walking, the video says four minutes and fifty one seconds. But I turned it on half way through. I'm starting to make my way downhill. Over there must have been the cabins. And then -- okay. Not sure what that is. Don't look like a kitchen. Maybe these are the cabins. Maybe I found my way back to the cabins. Should I share my music? Right, this song's forty minutes long. Let's see, where's my cabin? I should go wake everybody up. I don't think this is my cabin though. I think I'm lost. I'll do another later. I think I'm lost right now in the woods, in the rain and it's wet. Oh, this is kind of weird. I'm like I have to get in so I guess I'm going around, again. Okay, well it was nice seeing you guys and I'll have to splice this video later. All right, bye. |
VLOG104 | 4.9 | 5.6 | 4.9 | 5.4 | 4.6 | VLOG104 | 213.54 | 0.22444 | 1.4025 | 0.46602 | 3.6418 | 0.28958 | 0.78664 | 0.17256 | 0.02304 | 0.32844 | 6.2637 | 2.6408 | 0.000121 | 1.2404 | 0 | 0.000061 | 0.203 | 1.8213 | 0.72873 | 0.052709 | 0.40011 | 4.898239 | 0.021692 | 104 | 172 | 104 | What's the one thing you can't go a day without? Okay, you have food and water and breathing. So, those are a given. Ron, you know what I'm talking about. Right. Ninety eight percent of you -- I'm really just making that statistic up, but I'm venturing a guess that it's pretty close to being right -- ninety eight percent of you can't go a day without listening to music, and most of that music that you listen to wouldn't be there if there wasn't someone to teach it. That's why this year, for the project for Austin , I'm going to talk to you guys about VH1 Save the Music program. Music programs are something that are really close to my heart, and it's something that I spend a lot of time with. I was in concert bands for seven years throughout um, junior high and high school, marching band all four years of high school, color guard and winter guard all throughout high school, and I've danced basically since I could walk, so for the last seventeen years. Every single one of those activities involved some kind of music, whether it's playing it, learning new music, learning a new instrument, listening to it, choreographing routines to it, whatever, it invov -- it involves some kind of music, and that music wouldn't be there if there wasn't a program for someone to teach. When I graduated from high school in two thousand and six, our band program consisted of almost two hundred fifty members, and our choir program was equal in size. high school now has two high schools, and the music programs at both high schools consist of about one hundred students each. It's not so much the interest in the programs are dropping; it's the fact that there aren't funds to make these programs possible any more. The VH One Save the Music Foundation provides grants of new musical instruments to public, elementary and middle schools that don't currently have any instrumental music program in place. Most of these schools don't have a program already in place because there's just not the funds to teach it. The school district doesn't have the funds to buy the instruments or to hire the directors or to buy music. It may not seem like it, but if you walk into any high school band room, the equipment and the instruments that are in that room are probably equal to a value of the school itself. Even if your school district doesn't qualify for a grant from the Save the Music Foundation, there are a ton of things you can do to keep programs running. The next time your local band or choir comes knocking on your door for a can or bottle drive, see what you have. Give it to them. Chances are you're just going to throw it out anyways. Okay, so it is the middle of December, and it's not really football season any more, but next fall, any Friday night football game, take a second. Watch the band perform at halftime. Even just watching shows support. Does your town have some kind of local fall festival? Winter festival? Anything like that? Chances are there is a band or choir performing at it. Check 'em out. See what they have to offer. Most music programs put on about five or six concerts a year in addition to performing at football games, parades, graduation ceremonies, and things like that. Even if you can't afford to help out the programs financially, just by showing up is some kind of support. A lot of programs will do a bottle drive or a canned food drive at the concert itself in the place of an admission fee. It's a great way to donate and a great way to stay involved with whatever is going on. So next time you're dancing around your room to your favorite song on the radio -- and you know which one I'm talking about take a second and think about how your life would be if you didn't have that music, if there hadn't been anyone to teach that music. I'm going to post a link in the sidebar to the VH One Save the Music program website and also to another great video at one of my uh, favorite bands put out this morning, the Oceanic Six. They also did the Save the Music program, and you can check out their latest single, which is at the end of their video as well. And I'm going to try to post this as a video response to that and see what happens. So, links in the sidebar. Go check it out. Support your local music program; it's a great thing. |
VLOG105 | 4.9 | 5.1 | 5.3 | 5.5 | 5 | VLOG105 | 167.5 | 0.53111 | 1.0243 | 0.39357 | 3.6057 | 0.37455 | 0.69691 | 0.21984 | 0.017164 | 0.57663 | 4.5853 | 2.4569 | 0.016565 | 1.4607 | -0.000176 | 0.010962 | 0.36829 | 6.932 | 0.92451 | 0.032025 | 0.13337 | 7.268305 | 0.209197 | 106 | 167 | 105 | Hello everyone, as you can see it's not Thursday, but I don't care if I own half of this channel I believe that, you know, I can do what ever I want. We don't have any rules. Anyway, the actually reason that I didn't persevere this Tuesday was because well one, posted on Monday and it just seemed weird to post on Tuesday, and two, I was absolutely shattered. Why, you might ask? Well, let's go into that now. See you all had a four day weekend in England well or Crawley to be exact. That is just half and hour by train south of London and it was very good and I have been vlogging about it on my personal channel -- oh, that reminds me, I should really post the last post of that. I should really get on that. So, it's been an eventful week after the whole karate thing. On Monday we went into London and we went to the British Museum for this exhibition and it was really good. We went around London and saw all the sights and stuff kind of got a visit. And I got loads of photos and stuff, which will probably be going on my last video on my personal channel and then on Tuesday, we had like half a day cause we had to like get to the airport then so we went into Crawley, into the actual town, and we went into HMV and got some DVDs one of which was this, Dark Than Black volumes one and two which is episodes one to ten. Very good series, I really do recommend it and then, as I said, after we got back, I was shattered and then I was back to school on Wednesday, the entire day of which we went on this careers exhibition at Rotterdam Park Hotel in Quark. It's this thing where loads of colleges and universities from the UK and Ireland are represented and I got plenty of literature such as this CIT prospectus and, you know, it was very informative, very interesting and it wasted the day. And on Thursday it was back to proper school and that was real culture shock and then it was today and I am now reading this book The Star that's written by H. G. Wells. It was written in like the thirties or something, but it is very good, I would recommend this as well. And over the weekend I have to do an art essay and I've opted to do this film for it, so that should be fun. I think that is everything. Ah, Luke, I will see you whenever. What was that? I don't know. What was I going for there? On to the music section. |
VLOG106 | 6.3 | 5.3 | 4.2 | 5 | 6 | VLOG106 | 361.08 | 0.35353 | 0.9376 | 0.50388 | 3.0232 | 0.68041 | 0.63906 | 0.30019 | 0.010814 | 0.65242 | 1.4435 | 1.0207 | 0.12442 | 0.57522 | -0.00048 | 0.027253 | 0.616 | 5.1017 | 0.59536 | 0.024194 | 0.1167 | 7.074073 | 0.190981 | 113 | 177 | 106 | Hello everybody. So today marks a really cool day. You guys can go, right now, and download my song off of iTunes. I know what you're saying, what, XXXX, your song? Since when do you sing? I don't sing, and I know enough about music to know that I'm not a singer. Erm, but what I did, is, I worked with a really, er, a very talented, very cool, group of people out of Europe to create, like, a trance/techno, er, song, and I did voice over for it. And what they did with it, is just, it's freaking awesome, and I'm telling you, it is hot. It is like, have awesome sex to it hot. Erm, so, you probably, you just heard a little bit of it and you can go over to iTunes, you can hear a sample of it, and, it's just -- it is so -- I think you guys are going to absolutely love it. Now, here's the thing. If you guys don't love it, I'm not going to do music video, erm, but if you guys love it as much as I think you will, and hope you do, erm, and if sales over there are, you know, adequate enough, we're gonna make a really, really kick ass music video, erm, to probably put on YouTube, and then to also sell on iTunes. But to put out there on YouTube so you guys can see it, erm. We have a production team put together -- er, it could be just so, I mean, hear the song, use your imagination, it's going to be an awesome, awesome video. Erm, if you guys are interested in the song. So I'm going to put the link, over here, and, erm, yeah, over there you can like, download it, not just from iTunes, but if you use other programs, like Amazon, Rhapsody, Napster, all of those, you can download it from like this hub. Erm, so I'm really excited, and please, oh my goodness, please write me, and tell me what you think of it, because that is awesome. And when way you can tell me what you think of it is by calling my number, erm, for those of you, you totally came to use this to work out what the hell that number is, thinking I'm a psycho, who's put my personal number out there on the internet, you can choose to, whether or not you want to, you don't have to if you don't want to call it, but you can choose to sign up for alerts, each time I have news, erm, it can get sent to your 'phone, and, and of course like the main point is that you guys can leave me messages there. So, anyway, I think it's hot as hell, and you know, I ramble on and on, so I'll actually keep this, maybe, under five minutes, I don't know, we'll see. Erm, I love you guys, and I will talk to you really, really soon. I just had something like, five popsicles, so I'm hyper. Okay. I love you guys, mwa, mwa, 'bye. |
VLOG107 | 4.4 | 3.6 | 4.2 | 4.8 | 4.9 | VLOG107 | 218.59 | 0.38503 | 1.5885 | 0.82593 | 3.6712 | 0.31265 | 0.68512 | 0.20152 | 0.022305 | 0.68263 | 9.6243 | 6.2302 | 0.003168 | 1.9033 | -0.000002 | 0.002186 | 0.49161 | 2.3872 | 0.59696 | 0.027703 | 0.25007 | 6.721152 | 0.127219 | 153 | 149 | 107 | All right. So, I'm a total liar and I don't blame you if you unsubscribe, but, huh, if you're not going to keep watching my videos for me, at least keep watching them for him. What do you think about that song? I've been here for thirty something years looking at myself in the same dirty mirror. Isn't it always kind of weird when you get, like, randomly called by someone? And then they leave a voice mail. I'm kinda scared to hear it, 'cause that was somebody I met at a coffee shop, like, a month ago and I got their number and they are just, like, calling me and it's really weird 'cause it's, like, three in the afternoon. Who calls someone they met -- met at a coffee shop at three in the afternoon, like, a month after they met you? I don't know, maybe I'm just being weird. I don't think -- I think they're really cool; it's just kind of strange like. I bet it's, like, one of those calls, like, "Hi, I found this number in my phone and I was wondering who it is? This is Jamie, you met me at a coffee shop, remember, I'm really awesome. " We'll see, we'll listen to the message. Maybe I'll listen to it and then I'll let you listen to it, but probably not. So, my tattoo. Yes, I still have it. Imagine that. All right, so I think in my last video I said it was a milk thistle. Um, I said that it was a Scottish flower, but actually, it doesn't grow in Scotland, it grows in Middle Eastern regions. Um, just to clear that up, but people of Scottish heritage do get it as a -- as a tattoo. Um, it's usually more of a stylized version -- it looks more like a symbol rather than the actual plant. Um, whereas I went for a more detailed look, but anyways, now down to spiritual meaning. So the milk thistle plant has been regarded for centuries and centuries as a very highly powerful medicine, um, in terms of, um, it has been used for detoxification of the liver and also it's known for its anti cancer effects, which are two pretty awesome things. Um, you can actually buy milk thistle extract at Wild Oats. Silence . And the reason why those two attributes of the plant really spoke to me and I thought it be a good thing to perm -- permanently adorn my body with is because one, alcohol -- alcoholism is something that really affects my family. Um, my aunt is in her sixties and right now, she's suffering majorly from the long terms effects -- long term effects of alcohol. Um, I personally have had issues with alcohol. I started drinking when I was 12. Um, I -- I was kind of a crazy kid for a while and -- so I wanted to put this thing permanently on my body, um, have it be the thorn on my -- the thorn in my side. God, I can't talk today. The thorn in my side to constantly remind me never to put my body in jeopardy for mental comfort. Because I'm a firm believer that anything that's going to put your physical health in jeopardy, isn't going to bring you mental comfort in the long run. Um, I think that mind, body and soul, spirit, they will -- they should be able to be happy all in the same context and in harmony with each other and so you need to keep finding that perfect balance between mental happiness and physical happiness before you are going to be truly happy. So, I have a thorn in my side to always remind me of that. Um, and I don't mean not to drink, I do enjoy, you know, well actually I don't 'cause I'm only twenty, so it's illegal. Anyways, and then the anti cancer effects, um, that's pertaining to my grandmother. She is a breast cancer survivor. She had her right breast removed and so my tattoo's on my right side. Pretty simple, um, but definitely a deep meaning and I'm guessing you want to see it again because the last video I did was pretty shitty, it was pretty dark and I was all giddy and I just wanted to really quickly show it to you. And it probably looks something like a demented elephant head. I'm not sure, but, uh. I actually made some footage a couple days after I got it, 'cause right now it's peeling or else I'd, like totally show you. But, um, I made some footage like three days after I made that first video, 'cause I was going to post a video like I promised, but I didn't get around to finishing it, so I'll just show you that 'cause that shows it pretty well and it's not peeling and it looks cool. So here goes. |
VLOG108 | 3.7 | 5.3 | 4.5 | 3.5 | 4.3 | VLOG108 | 248.43 | 0.12644 | 1.8164 | 0.59347 | 3.4313 | 0.36355 | 0.71536 | 0.17336 | 0.027389 | 0.26075 | 5.515 | 2.9651 | 0.004732 | 0.46377 | 0.000027 | 0.002112 | 0.22469 | 2.6594 | 0.6207 | 0.04985 | 0.2334 | 5.667756 | 0.064748 | 84 | 172 | 108 | Hi, I was watching the video about Brittany Murphy, and I understand I was in shock when I found out she died. Not so much that Brittany Murphy herself died, but more that she died young. Like, Karen Carpenter, you know, in cardiac arrest, very young. Something that could have easily been preventable. It makes me think about what am I going to do with my life? Um, how much more time do I have to live? What about people who are in Iraq, dying of preventable diseases like AIDS, swine flu, stuff like that. Brittany Murphy, at least is seems, lived a full life despite that she died so young, and it makes me think what are we going to do when we die? I want you to listen to this clip I got from CMT; and after I speak on it tell me what you think. In case you don't recognize the song, it's Tim McGraw's Live Like You Were Dying. Listen carefully. I was in my early forties, With a lot of life before me, And a moment came that stopped me on a dime. I spent most of the next days, Looking at the x rays, And talking about the options and talking about sweet time. I asked him when it sank in, That this might really be the real end? How's it hit you when you get that kind of news? Man whatcha do? I went sky diving, I went rocky mountain climbing, I went two point seven seconds on a bull named Fu Man Chu. And I loved deeper and I spoke sweeter, And I gave forgiveness I'd been denying. Some day, I hope you get the chance, To live like you were dying. He said I was finally the husband, That most the time I wasn't. And I became a friend a friend would like to have. And all of a sudden going fishing, Wasn't such an imposition, And I went three times that year I lost my Dad. Well, I finally read the Good Book, And I took a good long hard look, At what I'd do if I could do it all again, I went sky diving, I went rocky mountain climbing, I went two point seven seconds on a bull named Fu Man Chu. And I loved deeper and I spoke sweeter, And I gave forgiveness I'd been denying. Someday, I hope you get the chance, To live like you were dying. Like tomorrow was a gift, And you got eternity, To think about what you'd do with it. And what did you do with it? And what can I do with it? And what would I do with it? Sky diving, I went rocky mountain climbing, I went two point seven seconds on a bull named Fu Man Chu. And then I loved deeper and I spoke sweeter, And I watched Blue Eagle as it was flying. Some day, I hope you get the chance, To live like you were dying. To live like you were dying. To live like you were dying. As I think about that song, you know, this guy was in his forties and he was dying of cancer. I know someone that lost her mother at the age of fifty from cancer and it makes me think. This really makes me think. By the way, I'll bet, oh, sorry. There we go, we got that paused, I'm sorry I was on CMT so it could take off, I didn't realize I didn't have a pause but again, that song makes me think. You know, what are we going to do? We think we have forever and yet we do not. Life is finite. Think about all the people that have, that you've lost in a year, whether it be a friend in Iraq or whether it be somebody's mother died of AIDS, somebody's father died of cancer, and for that, for Tim McGraw, I'll bet that song is very personal. I do not believe he wrote it. I don't think that, um, he writes most of his songs, but, but I'll bet you all didn't know he lost his father the year before. Nonetheless, it is a very personal song, and if you really listen to it, doesn't it make you think? I'm sure Brittany Murphy, too, thought that she was going to live forever. I'm sure all of us think, but now, after seeing her death, you know, just reminds us -- shouldn't we treat every day as if that day were our last? Thank God for that reminder. Rest in peace, Brittany. |
VLOG109 | 2.4 | 4.3 | 3.6 | 4.3 | 3.6 | VLOG109 | 184.41 | 0.18054 | 1.5384 | 0.48348 | 3.4117 | 0.27178 | 0.86551 | 0.096712 | 0.018174 | 0.34185 | 3.3734 | 1.7433 | 0.000439 | 0.65657 | -0.000004 | 0.000098 | 0.26078 | 0.89806 | 0.46412 | 0.044253 | 0.5168 | 4.384744 | 0.01476 | 123 | 155 | 109 | Hello, YouTube. Um, it is two thirty in the morning, I was up watching a movie, yay, Driving Lessons with Rupert Grint and Julie Walters, it's a good movie. Um, I just wanted to say thanks to all of you who left kind comments to my video response, John, and hopefully I'll be making more videos um, got a webcam going now, cause, you know, I wanna see if I'll actually do this before I invest in a decent actual video camera. But, other than that, things are quiet in Florida, hot and humid and waiting for Hannah. Uh, yeah, it's . All I'm gonna say tonight is I am tired but I did want to say hi, so hi and good night. |
VLOG110 | 4.3 | 3.1 | 4.5 | 4.8 | 3.9 | VLOG110 | 178.62 | 0.50839 | 1.1589 | 0.36524 | 3.6466 | 0.2628 | 0.7289 | 0.18396 | 0.022077 | 0.64236 | 7.2777 | 2.1158 | 0.006443 | 0.93923 | -0.000003 | 0.002647 | 0.30464 | 3.9852 | 0.8637 | 0.038604 | 0.21672 | 4.440917 | 0.018884 | 147 | 162 | 110 | Hello everyone. This is the XXXX, and it is official, Tiger Woods has just admitted that transgressions have caused the integrity of his family to be in question here. And, if you haven't been following along, there's been a lot of shit going down with Mr. Woods, and if you don't know who he is look him up. He's a professional golfer, you know, perhaps you've heard of him. And the other day he got in a car accident -- I'm probably gonna use the quote fingers a lot here. Uh, he got in a car accident on Fri -- last Friday, uh, and it was reported that there was a possible martial dispute between he and his wife. And a number of rumors have been circulating and it turns out that Tiger Woods was having a relationship. And the specifics of the relationship, you know, not to, you know, throw Tiger completely under the bus, but the specifics of this relationship with one Jamiee Grubbs surfaced. Now, a number of pieces of evidence have come fourth, and one of which was a phone call that Jamiee Grubbs had on her phone. And it was Tiger calling her, you know, saying, hey, you know, my wife is on us, um, please remove your -- my name from your phone, so that way when I call it just shows up as a number, not as, you know, Tiger, or whatever, blah, blah, blah. And it was -- it was basically Tiger doing cover up work because he didn't want the truth of the matter to get out here, which was basically his admission of guilt in the matter. So, the proof is in the pudding, and Tiger Woods literally just put out a statement, ah, saying that he regrets the transgressions -- and I love the fact that he used transgressions, and, um, such a -- such a lawyer word -- but um, he put out this statement saying, you know, he -- he is sorry that what he has done has caused his family grief, and, um, it may turn out that the, uh, the quote unquote accident that happened was his wife flipping the hell out and beating the shit out of him and his Cadillac. So, it's -- it's kind of amazing here, it -- and I find this amazing in a number of ways. Number one, it's not really, uh, particularly anyone's business as to what exactly went down, um, I mean, just -- I feel that people are gonna go too far with this, and they're gonna delve in, and try to find every detail and -- okay, Tiger Woods is caught. His hand is in the cookie jar, he can't deny this, he has the phone calls, they have the car accident, they have the pissed off wife -- I mean, Tiger's not gonna be able to recover from this and just, you know, pat everyone on the back and be like, oops, my bad, let's all just move on. So, people are probably gonna delve into this too much, but the reason why I said this is amazing is that this is another example of just another guy being a dumb shit. Now, you guys have to understand, Tiger Woods is just this multi million dollar commodity, if you will. He's this wholesome, clean cut image that has been relatively flawless in his career, and the path that he's chosen for his career. I mean, he is the go to guy that you would want advertising your product, he's the guy a politician would want endorsing him, he is everything. And yet, he got caught up in a relationship outside of his marriage that could have nothing but damning ramifications if things were discovered. Why the hell, Tiger, would you risk all that just for some pussy? And let's be realistic, that's what it was. Have you seen this girl? I don't think Tiger was talking to her 'cause she's, you know, great conversation at the dinner table. Maybe he was, okay, I'll give him the benefit of the doubt, maybe he was, but you know what, she's a piece of ass, she's hot as hell. I mean, you don't have to be a rocket scientist to figure out why Tiger was talking to this girl. So, it -- just, one thing I just want to say out there is just these guys who get caught in relationships like this -- how can you not be petrified of going into a relationship like this? Tiger is married, Tiger has two kids, Tiger has this career, and this public image that is flawless. What if this Jaimee Grubbs girl wanted to blackmail him? And for all we know, maybe that's what happened here. Maybe she was trying to get some information out of him, and got this voicemail and other information -- she will sell it to the highest bidder at this point. And rumor has it, Us Weekly paid one hundred and fifty thousand dollars just for that voicemail that got released that Tiger had called Jaimee with. So, why do people like Tiger Woods risk everything just for some extramarital relationship? Like, Tiger, was it really worth it? Was it worth it to risk your entire career? And God knows how much you're gonna be able to recover from this, 'cause your squeaky clean image is shot. I mean, not to take anything away from his golf play, because he's gonna go down as the greatest man to ever play that sport. And yes, I call it a sport, even though some people will argue it's not a sport. But anyways, um, I don't know, I just -- I just find this amazing. It's just -- it's just another squeaky clean guy that everyone could look up to -- he just let people down, he just let people down with this. I mean it's like you're in a happy marriage that, well, looks happy, I mean we don't know behind closed doors. But, why can't you just be happy with the wife and the kids and everything, and just set a good example? And like I said, Tiger, what the hell would you have done if this lady decided to blackmail you? You don't think that there's people out there, uh, just women and men for that matter, that are trying to find, uh, multi millionaires to con out of their money and get a inch of information that they can blackmail you with? Turns out this Jaimee Grubbs had a lot more than that. And like I said, not that she's absolutely blackmailed him, but, boy, if she wanted to do that, he gave her quite a bit of information to do so with. So, I don't know, people, what the hell do you think? Is Tiger Woods just retarded for this? Because, in all honesty, that's the only way I can look at it. It's just an absolute act of just retarded behavior. You have the world in the palm of your hand, and you're just gonna throw it away with shit like this. Shame on you, Tiger, what the hell where you thinking? So, anyways here people, um, yeah, I'm sure there's gonna be more details to come out on this, and I'll probably end up making a follow up video 'cause I don't think we've heard the half of it yet. 'Cause there is gonna be a lot more to be said, and uh, we're probably gonna have to buckle up, but like I said, it isn't really anyone's business, anything else that happened beyond this. But um, yeah, go ahead and drop your thoughts and opinions -- I'm sure you guys have your own renditions of what you think went down here. But um, Tiger, disappointed in you, um, you know. I don't really care too much about golf but I can respect your game, and uh, that image you held out as being an upstanding citizen and, you know, having the wife and kids and all that -- it's all gone now. It's all shot. It's all shot. You're just -- you're just now no more than a typical male that cheated on his wife. And, yeah, cheated includes even if you didn't have any sort of sexual relationship -- cheating involves all that was going on, 'cause, like I said, that phone message you left her, that didn't sound like someone, you know, you didn't want to talk to because you were talking about world affairs over dinner with. So, yeah, Tiger, shame on you, and um, God knows how much you're gonna be able to recover from this, and God knows what else is gonna come out, but I'll be watching to see what else comes out next, cause, yeah, it's gonna be a bumpy ride for you. Have a great day everyone. |
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