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VLOG225 | 2.9 | 5.1 | 5.7 | 5.5 | 4.1 | VLOG225 | 182.89 | 0.5402 | 0.62734 | 0.19645 | 3.6175 | 0.32359 | 0.56961 | 0.24121 | 0.01638 | 0.71163 | 5.1193 | 2.0944 | 0.000814 | 1.3879 | 0.000005 | 0.000472 | 0.42509 | 4.188 | 0.83782 | 0.030245 | 0.20005 | 2.707103 | 0 | 126 | 160 | 225 | Today is going to be a very different video than any video that I've done before. It's because today, I'm going to be asking you for help. Now during the summer of 2009, the group XXXX got together and we decided that it would be really, really good for us and good for the community if we got together and did a charity event. Now we went through a lot of charity ideas, lot of different organizations, great organizations, but the one that we actually came up with in the end to raise funds for was the St. Jude Children's Research Hospital. We came up with that one specifically for two reasons. Number one, they are at the forefront of science research to eliminate cancer from our society. The second reason was their direct involvement with children. St. Jude Children's Research Hospital works directly with children and never turns a child away because of their inability to pay the bill. So, many cases, all over the United States, children who are sick and stricken down with cancer and really need some serious help, but they don't have the ability to pay, can go there and get world class treatment without the worrying of being able to pay for some of the experimental treatments or some of the great care that they get at St. Jude Children's Research Hospital. Now, we batted around a lot of ideas also as far as what to actually do, what kind of charity to do. Now a few months ago, a lot of you remember that DPR did a great charity event, a twenty four hour marathon to raise money for Doctors Without Borders. Now we had thought about that honestly, um, as a way to raise money, but that was kind of the idea that cemented it. So what we're going to do is this. We're going to take the basic premise of a charity marathon on blog TV and we're going to up the ante a little bit. We are going to up the ante in several ways. First off, we are going to be asking for donations. We have a page set up and a link to that page will be in the side bar. This is a page set up directly through St. Jude Children's Research Hospital, so as soon as you make a contribution, one hundred percent of that money will go directly to them and go right to work helping cancer research and helping children who need it. The second thing that we're going to be doing is the eBay channel. Now that is an idea that we did directly steal from DPR and sorry for that. Um, I spoke with him and he said it's for a great charity then go for it. We're going to be donating items directly for that and we're also going to be asking for items that you would like to donate to go on to the eBay channel and one hundred percent of the money that we get from that, will go directly also to St. Jude Children's Research Hospital. Now the final way that we're going to collect money is this. When you were in school, a lot of you remember doing rockathons or walkathons or mathathons. That's similar to what we're going to do for our final stage. What it comes down to is this. On the eighteenth of December, that's a Friday morning, I'm gonna to wake up and I'm gonna to sit down in front of the camera. The charity event itself has no time limit whatsoever. I will continue to talk, I will continue to bring on co hosts, I will read papers, I will read articles, I'll discuss issues. Anything that I can do to stay awake and to keep going. We're asking people to pledge money, X amount of dollars or X amount of cents for every hour that I stay on and then at the end when I actually finish, when my head literally hits the keyboard, that's going to be the stop time. Then we'll multiply however much you pledged times how many hours we lasted and that will be your donation amount. Um, I understand that this is going to happen on December eighteenth. That's another hiccup that we've come up with, um, throughout many hiccups actually, so I understand the time frame of Christmas being right there. That's why we're not going to ask for the donations until the thirtieth of January. At the -- on the thirtieth of January, that's when we will ask for all the donations to be in, so we'll do a final check cut and send that directly to St. Jude Children's Research Hospital and we'll also be clearing out the bank account showing that on camera also as a little field trip exercise, to actually head to Memphis and to uh, give it to them personally, to make sure that they get every penny that you donate. Now, what we're doing now is, uh, we've reserved a hotel room to start us off in, so we're going to be broadcasting this from somewhere, not here, where we can actually have people. We're going to be doing a cooking show. We've got a bunch of things planned that go beyond just me sitting in front of a camera. Uh, so I'll be showing you my famous spinach lasagna. Um, we'll be cooking that. We'll also have a grab bag, but more details about all of that stuff will come in the following weeks. I'm going to try to plan to do one video every week showing you the progress and whose, uh, whose in for co hosting and little things that we have planned. So, for now, what I wanted to leave you with is the general idea of what we're planning to do. We're also going to be asking for co hosts, anybody who wants to come on. If you find a great news article, if you have something that you just really want to discuss and get opinions on, feel free to send us a PM or send an email. I'm going to put the email right here, right about now, so that you can see it. So it will be occamsrazorsua at yahoo dot com. We're looking forward to getting your ideas, we want to know what you think about it. We would love to have, um, as many articles, as many things, as many topics, as many issues as we can raise in this time frame. Now I'm going to say again, this has no time limit whatsoever. We start on Friday morning. When we end simply depends on when I can't talk anymore or when I can't blog anymore or when I can't continue. So, like I said before, we'll be doing more videos to update you as we get more information and thank you for watching this and stay tuned for this little quick snippet. Oh, I won't back down, no, I won't back down. You can stand me up at the gates of Hell, but I won't back down. No, I won't back down, my feet turned around, in a world that keeps on pushing me around, I'm gonna stand my ground. And I won't back down. I won't back down, baby. There ain't no easy way out, but I, I will stand my ground and I won't back down. 'Cause I know. . . So what we're asking for now is for people to give us a hand, to volunteer to co host, to moderate the chat, to donate money, to donate items, to pledge money, to mirror this video. Basically, we're asking for anyone who can give us a hand with making this a really good charity to please do so. So, my only question to you is, who's in? Oh, baby, there ain't no easy way out. |
VLOG226 | 2.4 | 4.8 | 4.2 | 3.3 | 3.8 | VLOG226 | 157.97 | 0.47708 | 0.91616 | 0.36714 | 4.2048 | 0.21988 | 0.61035 | 0.17647 | 0.045744 | 1.6194 | 10.269 | 11.553 | 0.001898 | 2.1836 | -0.000001 | 0.00108 | 0.31705 | 1.0513 | 0.42065 | 0.041218 | 0.40011 | 0.979166 | 0 | 137 | 154 | 226 | Alright. Today, we've come together on a very rainy day. It's not just a rainy day, it's raining carrots today. On this very rainy day, it's raining carrots, everywhere in the entire world. People, come together and celebrate the rainy day or carrots. And not only are they happy, they also are a little bit sad because some people don't like carrots. And when it rains carrots, people who don't like carrots are not very happy with it. So, most of the people like this day, but a lot of you don't. And, I know it's sad, but you have to make the best out of it. I mean, it's raining carrots and you can't help it so, you should just adjust yourself and start liking carrots because it will be rainy day carrots for a long time. With that I mean, it will be raining carrots for a lot of time. And I have some tips for you if you don't like carrots. Because if you don't like them, you are not happy, as I've said before. Which is kind of illogical, but hey, some people don't know it. So my first step is, just stand on a bridge where it does not rain carrots. You should kneel down and say, I like to eat sandwiches with toothpaste on it. From that very moment from when you said that word, that sentence, you will not like carrots, because it makes no sense. However, if -- just start eating carrots against your own will, you might find yourself happy one day, and you look back and you say, hmm, that time when it rained carrots, oh that was a good time. You know why it's raining carrots, right? You don't. All right. I was trying to briefly explain why it's raining carrots, but if you don't understand it, then it's not my fault. I mean, I'm not the one who made it up right? Right? Right? Anyways, let's continue. It's raining carrots for just one obvious reason. That obvious reason is, because it's hot in Australia. In Australia the kangaroos hop around with high tech micro sound wave, whatever the hell that may be. The high tech micro sound wave is another word for an mp three -- three player. It plays music, and therefore it started raining carrots in the entire world. So we have to blame the kangaroos in Australia because it's very hot in there. Seriously. We have to. |
VLOG227 | 4.8 | 4.1 | 5 | 4.3 | 4.2 | VLOG227 | 251.72 | 0.20481 | 1.544 | 0.39393 | 3.7752 | 0.27997 | 0.73669 | 0.14209 | 0.028631 | 0.27385 | 7.4033 | 3.3845 | 0.003285 | 1.746 | -0.000041 | 0.001905 | 0.17632 | 2.536 | 0.761 | 0.053277 | 0.30008 | 6.062822 | 0.048232 | 126 | 180 | 227 | Here it is, Friday morning to you. It's XXXX from XXXX dot com coming to you live from, well, you know, my house in New Hampshire. Can we sell this house, yet? Uh, well, what I I'm gonna try to be unplugged this weekend. Um, tomorrow is my boys' double birthday party. Taylor will be one on the nineteenth and A. J. just turned three yesterday. Had some drama today; he, um, wants to play his new Wii game I allowed him to pick out. It's called Pet -- Petz Dogz Two, and, um, unfortunately, brought it home and found out there's a lot of reading involved with the game and he obviously cannot read. My six, almost seven year old, daughter can read, so I had her help him; it just turned into a fight. So I'm coming tell -- tell you, that I'm basically going to try to be unplugged most of the weekend. I'll probably be on Twitter a little bit and Facebook, but overall, I won't be out there too, too much, because this weekend is going to be all about my family. I am going to get back into time to spend weekends with my family, versus working all weekend, because that's what's important, uh, making sure you create those long lasting memories with your little ones before they're -- before you know it, they'll be adults and you'll wonder where the time went. So I invite you to have some family time and if you do get on line, you can stop on over to happilyblended. com. You can watch a little bit of my videos, which will be headlined Saturday morning. You can also check back -- check on my Giving Back project, which I am looking for many people to get involved. My first annual one, next year, I hope to get even bigger. This year I'm focusing on, uh, New Hampshire needy families and I really can use some support in corroding , supporting, um -- just getting the word out. I'd really like to get this big this year. Um, it's very important to me to give back to families that need things. And, um, it's the only one I can think of this year. Hopefully I'll think of other great projects in the upcoming years. So, again, it's XXXX dot com. I'm XXXX, and I'm planning off for the weekend, so have some great fun and times. Bye bye. |
VLOG228 | 5.2 | 5.1 | 5.3 | 5.3 | 5.7 | VLOG228 | 245.62 | 0.39522 | 1.1995 | 0.49468 | 3.5024 | 0.41836 | 0.71849 | 0.21387 | 0.02117 | 0.45262 | 4.0191 | 2.2099 | 0.020289 | 1.0934 | 0.000194 | 0.008499 | 0.29377 | 2.0007 | 0.66713 | 0.038595 | 0.33345 | 6.813167 | 0.283425 | 125 | 164 | 228 | It only makes sense if you watch the last video. And even so, probably not. Hi. So I don't know if it's the moron in me, but I have a tendency to repeat things I hear other people say even if I don't know what it means. Is that what you wanted? Yeah. That's because -- you know -- we haven't had any broken promises since nineteen eighty eight. Can you b -- I believe our government. I mean it's not like we haven't had a broken promise since nineteen eighty eight. What happened in nineteen eighty eight? Stuff. Bad stuff. What sort of -- was it bad stuff? It was bad stuff. And you know what works well with jokes too? Do what he says and then she said, yeah -- well maybe you should have thought it out before you stuck it in. He said. Then she said, well maybe you should have thought it out before you stuck it in. Oh my God. Funny jokes. You're a funny person. Baby, I know. But today I go court out, he says, right? So she says, I'm . I believe that. Yeah. I should cross that one off my list. That one floats like the Hindenburg. That's good. I'm sure that would have went down like the Hindenburg. I'm only joking. I -- I try not to steal content from videos although occasionally I do receive the uh, the odd comment saying, I have heard this topic covered somewhere else before. You know, I cover every day and really mundane somethings, it's bound to happen. Speaking of feedback, though, I did upset a couple people from my previous video with my parting words. I just want you guys to know if I ever mention mothers animals strangers fruit -ing shoes or anything like that, I don't mean it. I'm sorry if I offend you. But speaking of I've these guys. It was lovely to meet you. Thank you so much for sending in your photos. Sorry when I said I those guys I meant, I met them. It's just so much more fun with the sense of beep you know, so much fun. Yeah. So I'll -- I'll have a new video up in three days. I will see you guys then. Until then however, have a wonderful weekend. Be safe. Be well. Eat fruit and remember, if a stranger offers you candy, follow him because he probably knows where there's a shitload more. Okay. It's slash comment time and laugh, love, Laura . Yeah. I do this all the time although I never have anything else I'm doing and one ninety one. Yeah, sometimes I open up with a question to cover up for that and Ellen ex lemon dude , I hate the question rot things. Sometimes I just type random things in there and say, oops, sorry, wrong box. They come back. Jonah studs alive , leave my rock alo -- |
VLOG229 | 4.7 | 4.8 | 4.5 | 5.2 | 3.8 | VLOG229 | 223.54 | 0.28698 | 1.3569 | 0.45584 | 3.458 | 0.37008 | 0.74598 | 0.21358 | 0.025463 | 0.40649 | 6.8225 | 2.1618 | 0.030707 | 1.3007 | -0.000123 | 0.015429 | 0.3279 | 1.5172 | 0.58176 | 0.038056 | 0.38344 | 7.14019 | 0.334677 | 135 | 198 | 229 | So, hello. Today we are gonna talk about Patricio. I'm XXXX and my friends and family call me XXXX and I'm from that come and I'm also half friendly with girl. Well, uh, Patricio is a dog and this is not Patricio at all. I'll show you. It's just 'cause we are playing with this dog also and he don't wanna appear on the cam, but we are gonna make him. Come Patricio. So this is Patricio. Say hello to everybody. Hello everybody. He's -- he don't wanna be here, 'cause he had been playing with the other dog for all this time. He wanna keep playing, right? Patricio is not actually my dog. He's my best friend's dog. And for this week I'm gonna keep Patricio and I'm gonna be the best nanny ever. I love him so much. 'cause the color of her hair - no, his hair 'cause Patricio is a . He's a dog. A very bad dog. A very bad dog. Well, he's two years old and he's so sweet and we always have so much fun, so I thought that I will nanny Patricio for this week. See my friend's gone up town. So I'll show you a little bit how funny Patricio can be. We're gonna play with the other dog for about a few seconds so you can see. Here is Patricio with that awesome gold hair and who's a jerky, a jerky, jerky, jerky . Who's a jerky? Who's a jerky? He's so beautiful and we always have so much fun. I hope my best friend will never come back so I'll keep Patricio for ever and ever and ever, 'cause I love dogs. I'm looking forward to get my own dog soon. I already have the courtyard and the house for my dog. That -- I haven't found the right one yet. So for now I keep Patricio. And I hope you can also subscribe to our channel and I hope you really understand everything I'm trying to make up in this blog. Um, well, I think that's all for today, 'cause he cannot wait for me to drop this and get it back for me, so I'll do it. So I hope you can subscribe to our channel. I hope you like -- all the girls are pretty nice, real sweet and I'll see you there. Right. And that come and also at the photo music page. Kisses from Mexico and bye bye. |
VLOG232 | 5.8 | 3 | 4 | 3.9 | 5.6 | VLOG232 | 200.32 | 0.32176 | 1.2238 | 0.46185 | 3.6811 | 0.25858 | 0.71735 | 0.16886 | 0.023004 | 0.54016 | 6.5894 | 3.6545 | 0.033193 | 1.6166 | 0.000385 | 0.017515 | 0.3434 | 1.5603 | 0.58702 | 0.035667 | 0.37621 | 7.435204 | 0.374005 | 145 | 159 | 232 | Main Fizz Sh, XXXX's rocking out of XXXX today. Hi guys, how's it going? We're vlogging on the floor. Just so it's sexual. Mmm, vlogger. Sky, I want to know if she's going to You know, I never really understood, when do people like, compete to better you on negative things. I'll explain through the medium of Sketch. Yes. Sorry I'm late. I'm That's fun. I was up until two last night finishing the assignment. You think that's bad, I was up until seven, and I didn't get to sleep until eight, and I have to be up at six. So, Millie, Mm hmm, I forgot a pen. Oh, you think that's bad, I forgot my whole bag. Your bag is there. Ow, ow. You think that's bad, I just don't understand why you'd want to prove that you came out worse in this situation. Hm, maybe it's just me, I don't like bad things happening to me, but whatever floats your boat. That's stupid, what do I do now? Let's go for a walk. I have an Oreo, yay. Oh, fail. One Oreo is not so bad, shame enough for people. Three quick shout outs I want to give, one is to Steven three sixty five , he recently, like, hulled me out to the max and got me like I should have loads of subscribers. Thank you so much Steven. You should go and check him out, like, who isn't subscribed to him, but like I'm going to get many subscribers. And the second one is Shamrock Baby. I'm really sorry I can't remember the numbers after your name, but I'll put it here. She also made a video advertising me which was out of pure kindness which was just so nice of you. Thank you so much. The third shout I'm going to give is someone I think you should definitely go and subscribe to and that's my friend XXXX. XXXX on YouTube; she makes the best videos ever; she's nearly at three hundred subscribers and I honestly don't understand why more people don't subscribe, because she is amazing; I love her so much; so go and subscribe to her . Okay. So I'll speak to you all soon guys, . |
VLOG233 | 3 | 4.2 | 4.5 | 5.2 | 5.1 | VLOG233 | 217.38 | 0.19669 | 1.949 | 0.74553 | 3.4881 | 0.38344 | 0.86766 | 0.13562 | 0.022378 | 0.38117 | 5.9209 | 3.6049 | 0.1102 | 1.0153 | -0.001011 | 0.034025 | 0.3318 | 1.392 | 0.44092 | 0.036903 | 0.31675 | 3.591302 | 0 | 136 | 186 | 233 | I've been on YouTube for two years. That's what it tells me, at least. And I realized that two years is a long time of just watching videos, just watching. I've kept a live journal for like, forever, since I was in middle school. And it was good, it was one step closer to discovering who I was, 'cause I'm a creative writer -- it's, it's what I do, but I realized that text was a mask. The pretty words and the pretty metaphors were just a mask I was putting up for myself and I realized that the only way I could really, truly know myself is by looking at myself, watching myself talk. And a lot of your own videos inspired me to do that. It was you that got me into vlogging. I've always kinda wanted to but you convinced me that -- that words only got me so far. Text was hiding behind the screen of my monitor. I think it was that vlog you did, dealing with depression, I loved that one, that one really spoke to me. And you're right -- you know, and I don't always understand your videos, sometimes they could just fly over my head, but I've never bitched about it. You know, the reason why I'm subscribed to you is, like, it's because every time you post a video, I feel -- I wonder if I'll understand you this time. You know, with every video you post, I hope that I'll understand this one, maybe this one will get me closer to understanding you. So thank you. Thanks. |
VLOG234 | 3 | 5.1 | 2.8 | 4.6 | 4.5 | VLOG234 | 166.84 | 0.64693 | 0.9515 | 0.38717 | 3.8406 | 0.25417 | 0.6707 | 0.21667 | 0.018853 | 0.74528 | 6.9648 | 2.4774 | 0.008433 | 1.6026 | -0.000054 | 0.004362 | 0.32255 | 1.0483 | 0.47098 | 0.039005 | 0.44928 | 6.064873 | 0.41958 | 116 | 144 | 234 | Yeah so um, my, my friend very kindly made me this desk. It was very nice of him um, yeah because it quite a good desk it's got more room and I can do blogs from under it and that's handy but I need to have something done with the cables though they're kind of, I don't know, looks a bit messy. Oh and I, and I think I haven't done a blog since my hair cut which I got a while ago. I mean it is shorter now it is kind of more manageable. Um normally, normally I would have school today because it's Friday but um, I don't cause there's exams going on. Next week I have got mets, Japanese, and English. So all of this weekend and today I suppose I should be studying for them. So, ye, um I can really think of anything to say, this is like a thirst ball all over again. So ah wa wa wa wa wa yeah, so I better go and a study some mets stuff um, ah , um, okay, so, um bye. So, I'm doing a blog and stuff. Um, I haven't done a blog in ages. Gotten like, you know, like fifty messages from all my fans being like, do another blog, so I'm like, eh, ye. Ye, I guess I better do another blog. Um, and, er ye, um, lots of stuff has changed since my last blog. I've got this thing, um, show you this, is a disc. |
VLOG235 | 4.3 | 5 | 4.2 | 5.5 | 5.4 | VLOG235 | 149.23 | 0.39373 | 1.0001 | 0.33897 | 3.689 | 0.23813 | 0.77021 | 0.15651 | 0.016548 | 0.34393 | 5.6354 | 1.8736 | 0.010296 | 0.75901 | -0.000066 | 0.003842 | 0.21933 | 2.4724 | 0.78231 | 0.049046 | 0.31641 | 5.764291 | 0.0587 | 156 | 156 | 235 | This weekend I'm going to the New York City Anime Festival. What is that? It's basically an anime convention. And I've been to a few of these, so I've decided to file this video for tips and tricks to have a wonderful kind of experience. First off is money. It's going to cost money for the tickets. I personally get a weekend pass, so you can go the whole weekend. For Manga Day, you're going to need probably more money or less money depending on the convention prices and the city. I usually set aside an extra twenty bucks, so I can get a t shirt. Transportation is also going to run you some money. Since we're in Manhattan, I can take the subway out there and then hop on a bus and be there in no time. I go there twice a day; that's two twenty five with a transfer, so that's only four fifty a day. I got to put about -- between something about a fifteen dollar metro card -- A lot of free stuff, so bring a bag. I have a bag that I use just for this kind of thing, I have a small tin in it, which I use, cause I have a lot of business cards, a lot of small stickers, bookmarks, stuff like that, 'cause this -- they will give -- usually have bags you can get for free, but I prefer -- Cause a lot of this stuff -- 'cause this is going to be pretty cool. So, I recommend bringing a camera. I'm bringing a camera -- I'm gonna carry -- I'm gonna carry my camera in this bag; hold it around my neck. So, with your camera in mind, you're gonna need batteries, because the batteries might die or you might friend of your's he might need them, so I -- I try to purchase a twelve pack for the con. Also, a memory card wouldn't hurt -- I plan to bring my spare memory card, in case this one gets full up, 'cause you will be doing a lot of pictures and I plan on doing some filming this weekend. Now, you're going to get hungry. You're walking around all day, you're gonna get hungry. Now there's food there usually -- it's pretty fucking expensive there, so I'm gonna make -- so I would recommend making sandwiches or filling up a glad bag -- chips, trail mix, Power Bars, granola bars, pretzels maybe, stuff like that. Or for me -- now where I'm going there's a McDonalds two blocks away, I go there. You'll find people from the con there; trust me. You can get a quick -- quick lunch, head back to the convention, that's, of course, if you are willing to leave the convention center for it. Also, bring a bottle a water, it's going to be hot in there, there's a lot of people. Well, I guess that's about it. Um, if you have any more tips or tricks, leave a comment or a video response telling me and everyone else who watches this. |
VLOG236 | 3.8 | 5.3 | 5.3 | 4.9 | 3.8 | VLOG236 | 144.34 | 0.40555 | 0.94948 | 0.3038 | 3.5038 | 0.33658 | 0.76752 | 0.183 | 0.01571 | 0.80656 | 4.6131 | 3.5002 | 0.006227 | 0.89911 | -0.000035 | 0.001784 | 0.24443 | 1.412 | 0.56495 | 0.044381 | 0.40011 | 5.727034 | 0.07193 | 160 | 162 | 236 | Hey everybody. Op, let me, ah. Hey everybody, its XXXX. Grab yourself a piping hot, ice cold glass of Coca Cola for this fireside chat. Oh my gosh, that's so good. Hah, man that's good. Ice cold Coke in our house is the best. Um, we think so. Although we've been off Coke for -- we were off Coke in the house for months, months, months, months. We were only having, like, Kool Aid and water and stuff like that but it's a -- Now the cake's done. Okay the timer stopped. I all ready took it out. I made a cake. Actually I didn't make a cake. I poured it out of the box and mixed it up and put it into a pan. Let's go get it. Let me go get it for you. This chair is so rolly. Look at that. It's covered in cinnamon and, um, it's a cinnamon swirl quick bread. It's got layers of cinnamon in the middle. I think it's going to be good. It's really hot right now. Okay, sorry for that interruption. Um, a couple things going on, today we went to the grocery store. So, we go to different grocery stores depending what's on sale and what we need and so forth. The dog is over in the living room. She takes her toys and then she throws them in the air and chases after them, like, she plays catch with herself. Which is good, it entertains herself but, um, I think she thinks someone else is throwing it and it's her doing it. She's like, oh, they threw it this way this time. I'll go get it. It's funny. She knows I'm talking about, too. I can tell. Um, anyway, a couple things. Ah, I probably all ready started to talk about -- here comes Darla. Here she goes right through the video. Good job, good job. She's got one of those Hawaiian bread rolls, Hawaiian sweet bread, yeah. Do they even have Hawaiian sweet bread in Hawaii? Or is that just something that's got us mainlanders hooked on thinking it's like some special treat from Hawaii when really it's made in Slabtown, North Carolina. Anyway, let me tell -- I know what I was telling you, we went to the grocery store today. We go to different grocery stores based on what we need, what the sales are and so forth. Well tonight, um, we went to Aldi. I don't know if -- probably not all of you have Aldi. I'm not sure. Aldi is like a German or Belgian company, I'm not -- I think it's German. Um, and they like open up these grocery stores here and they're like non frills. No frills at all. Um, they've got their system. They are not going to waver from it. Ah, they don't provide bags free of charge. They don't, um -- you have to put a quarter in the shopping cart or as they call them here in the south, put a quarter in the buggy. You have to put a quarter in the buggy to, ah, release it. Ah, and the reason they do that is so that you will return that cart to the corral to get your quarter back. It has, like, this mechanism to get your quarter back out. Um, they don't have a lot of people working there. When they scan your groceries, they just scan them and throw them into the cart, and then you bag them yourself. It's this whole -- but they have got the whole system. It's good for certain things. Some things we don't like but as it turns out our next door neighbor is the store manager for our -- the Aldi that's close to us. Um, which is funny because he always comes over and we joke with him about this. He will come over, like, ten o'clock at night and be like, do you guys have an egg? Or do you have a cup of milk? What was he here for the other night? Do you have any cooking spray? Don't they have that at the grocery store were you just spent sixteen straight hours? It just always cracks us up because, you know, that's like me coming home from work and calling my neighbor and saying, do you have a piece of copy paper? So, anyway, today I thought it was funny. One of the things that caught my eye in the grocery store was bacon. We don't buy bacon all the time but it is one of my favorite things. So, today, um, I was comparing the prices, looking at the weight. You know, I compare how much is it per, ah -- per ounce and I do all of that when I grocery shop just because, you know, sometimes it's deceiving. If you've got -- bacon is pretty much all the same, I thought until today. Now, I know better. Um, but you know you've got your hickory smoked, you've got your thick sliced, you've got your, uh, maple cured. Huh? Brown maple cured. Yeah, cured -- all these different kinds. Well, I found a new kind today, yep. The economy has finally taken a toll on the bacon industry. This is the bacon I ended up with. See if you can see this. It's economy sliced. It's economy sliced bacon. Which from what I can tell -- I haven't opened it yet, but what I can tell is that it's sliced super duper thin. It's economy sliced. Well, I didn't even see the economy sliced thing until I got home. Um, but it's a pound, uh, which is interesting because bacon lately has been twelve ounces, it seems like. And this is a whole pound of bacon and it was under two dollars; I'm pretty sure. Like, maybe it was two point two four. I don't know; pretty good price. When we get it on sale you can get it for like two for four dollars, but then it's like twelve ounces. But this is a whole pound. Um, but it's economy sliced. It's economy sliced. Never -- never heard of that. Um, I guess they're just using any old -- any old economy related word they can to hock their product. It's economy sliced. Oh, something else new about me. I like jazz music now. I'm a jazz connoisseur. Well, not exactly, but I have one CD. We were in Barnes and Noble yesterday -- yesterday? Yeah, yesterday and, um, I said, I like jazz now. I want to buy a jazz CD. The very first one in my life and I owned hundreds of CDs. So, I got this, Paul Hardcastle The Collection. And I got it because it was the first one that I put in and listen to on the, ah, Barnes and Noble -- you know you can scan any CD in the music section and hear what's on it. Well it was the first one that I scanned and I thought, that sounds like jazz. I like it; I bought it. Um, so that's what plays in my car now. Um, until I get tired of that. Um, what else? And, um, maybe that's it? I'm, uh -- I'm trying to blog more, can you tell? Ah, the cake, the bacon, the jazz. I worked today a little bit. That was all. Okay, I'm going to let you go; keep this shorter than it was and I'll to try to edit some stuff out to make it even shorter. Um, just to let you know its seven minutes and forty three seconds, so when you watch this edited video, you see how much I cut out. I don't know yet. Okay, peace out, Westside and Vogue. Um, you know Madonna, um, started the whole Vogue thing. How it made its way into my videos, I don't know. Um, I don't particularly like that song. Um, I -- I don't know how that Vogue thing started, um, but now I'm thinking, um, I'm going to pick up something new like that peace out, Westside and, I don't know. I'm gonna -- give me a suggestion, okay. Lady Ga Ga. Lady Ga Ga. Okay, 'cause I'll need about, you know, a spackle and a gallon of makeup. All right, bye. It's economy sliced. It's economy sliced. And it was on the left and I just reached over and grabbed it and then I just remember -- Yup, it was a dollar eighty nine. |
VLOG237 | 3.6 | 2.5 | 3.5 | 3 | 3.9 | VLOG237 | 133.08 | 0.41999 | 0.8445 | 0.29515 | 3.6836 | 0.29542 | 0.72787 | 0.20859 | 0.015892 | 0.59793 | 4.998 | 2.9418 | 0.044112 | 1.0082 | -0.000028 | 0.015028 | 0.32231 | 2.1709 | 0.68765 | 0.037626 | 0.31675 | 6.619914 | 0.116466 | 117 | 161 | 237 | Hi there, um, I'm just guarding my son's pet cat. She's here, so sorry. If I'm getting messed up, I didn't realize, I don't know how to use this too well. Um, yeah, I just got a few things to talk about, so I haven't done a vlog in a long time, so I'm so sorry. Uh yeah, so you probably noticed that uh, all the pages have changed. So, like, that's pretty fucked up, I mean, I -- you, you know I was against it, so I hate the new design, it's just a sham and it's -- it's a pain in the arse, okay, that's it. Um -- so what I'm gonna talk about now, which is gonna get on to the subject of the video, is Veo, uh, if you haven't heard of Veo, it's a video site -- slightly like YouTube although they have um, the ability to support videos up to whatever, hours and hours. Uh, so yeah, I watch like a lot of TV on it but uh, I think it was whether it -- late last week, yeah, I was -- uh, forced to do an upload or a -- update, update, sorry, sorry, or and uh, the forced update, so I don't know what the fuck that was, and now, they're -- I have it here, up on Firefox, actually, its not working on that either and this is being filmed on Evernight four eight. . . |
VLOG239 | 3.1 | 5.6 | 4.2 | 4 | 4.1 | VLOG239 | 145.2 | 0.76281 | 0.87569 | 0.2864 | 4.1865 | 0.21047 | 0.68653 | 0.15557 | 0.015109 | 1.0629 | 8.0204 | 3.8175 | 0.001248 | 0.9838 | -0.000012 | 0.000478 | 0.24719 | 1.33 | 0.53214 | 0.044612 | 0.40011 | 7.281031 | 0.425781 | 108 | 167 | 239 | Hey everybody. Um, this video is very important for a simple fact. This is my last video before I turn twenty. Yeah, this Tuesday, September twenty second, I turn twenty years old. For me that's a big thing You know, it's like a decade of your life is gone. It -- you know, it's kinda scary because, you know, you're forced to just grow up so fast and it just -- it's like a reality check that you're not ready for. But um, you know, I want to thank everybody who has been friends with me for the past, well I can say, twenty years. I mean, I've had ups, downs, I've lost friends, I've gained friends. I mean, my last couple of weeks have not been the best. I got in a pretty rough car accident a few weeks back. Well, not even weeks back, it was like, last week, on Wednesday. But, yeah, I was about three inches from having my windshield bust out and, it -- it -- it literally like woke me up because I'm just like, holy crap, I could've probably died. So, you know, you gotta really watch how you take life, cause you could take it for granted and the next day it would be over. So, it's just something you gotta keep in mind, you know? But, I -- turning twenty . It's scary, I know. For me, I'm like scared shitless, I'm not ready. I'm not. But I guess I'll see what happens, but again, I love you all. Make sure you wish me happy birthday. Even happy birthday reply videos would be amazing, but I love you guys so, so, so, so much and here's to you, guys. I love you. Hi. |
VLOG241 | 4.9 | 3.9 | 4.6 | 4.8 | 4.5 | VLOG241 | 310.51 | 0.23254 | 2.1257 | 0.59245 | 3.3865 | 0.38833 | 0.84426 | 0.13303 | 0.033259 | 0.3727 | 8.5664 | 4.0394 | 0.00022 | 1.4116 | -0.000001 | 0.000107 | 0.28015 | 1.9792 | 0.65991 | 0.042037 | 0.33342 | 6.621268 | 0.09901 | 153 | 169 | 241 | Okay guys, so I didn't . I'll put the link in the sidebar, bar after this video has processed, so let's just cut the crap and get this thing started. And I'm sorry guys, I'm not going to really show you a lot of screen shots, cause again, I don't know if this is copyrighted. I don't want to get sued. I don't want to get my channel deleted. So, and I have the sound turned down that way, I won't have you know -- I don't know if it's copyrighted music, so I won't be not obeying the laws of YouTube. And if you've ever seen the we'll just do a little quick overview. Front, I know it has fingerprints. I've had this since November two thousand and seven and believe me, the black -- it gets fingerprints. Here's the inside of it and it's a touch screen, controls, regular AP XY. Sure, the buttons have a nice click to em . I'm charging. I'm guessing that's for a wristband or something. Stylus - I lost my stylus. And Nintendo DS, slot one. And this can actually play Gameboy games too. Alright, lets turn this video on. And it doesn't have any passwords and stuff, so you can use . |
VLOG242 | 4.9 | 2.8 | 4.5 | 3.6 | 4.3 | VLOG242 | 262.94 | 0.3722 | 1.52 | 0.46945 | 3.8707 | 0.20979 | 0.6979 | 0.21295 | 0.030999 | 0.74783 | 11.998 | 6.3023 | 0.028995 | 0.84731 | -0.000256 | 0.012006 | 0.17917 | 1.5648 | 0.65217 | 0.045399 | 0.41678 | 5.877433 | 0.047819 | 118 | 145 | 242 | Hey guys, you knew this rant was coming. My rant about women, women in general. Now let me start off with women are very judgmental. Oh no, no I'm not, no I always care about the person's personality. To and extent, you guys don't give a fuck about the personality of a man. Okay, you can walk into a room, three guys sitting there and you know all of them. First one kind of looks like Robert Pattinson a little bit and he's kind of a jerk. Middle one kind of and average Joe not the best looking, but he's there but he doesn't have the personality of being your boyfriend. Third one, kind like a little bit over weight, ugly but really funny, really nice personality and cares about people. Who are you going to go for? You're going to go for the Robert Pattinson guy because he's the guy that you can take back to your friends and gloat, look at my hot ass boyfriend. Yet he's probably going to cheat on you because that's what hot, jerk, assholes do. They are, like, I have one girl, let's see if I can get two. Even four who the fuck knows? So then you're left traumatized for having your heart broken by this guy to not wanting to date any other guy for the rest of your life. Now guys like me, we know that we are not going to be the first choice -- first pick of any girl but we know that later in life that the stupid girls from high school are going to come flying back to us because girls are really fucking stupid in high school when it comes to guys anyway. They go for the hot guy, the guy that will cheat on her, the guy that will break her heart. Later in life she'll realize, oh, we wanted one of the average Joe or the not so good looking guy because they're the people that are going to care -- those're the people who're going to care for your family. They're the ones that you want to live with. They're the ones that you actually want to have a life with. But you're not going to realize this 'til your about in your thirties so ladies I'd give you advice now. Uh, don't always go for the hottest piece of ass guy that you can -- that you can find. Because most likely, they won't treat you as most other ones will. Okay, girls are always like I want to go for the football player, I want to go for the basketball player, I want to go for somebody who has a good job because you're always money hungry and you're always power hungry. If you can get yourself famous or something, he'll go for it. But there are some girls out there who think, hey I care about the personality, I don't care about looks. Well, you do. Yeah, you go to the mall and your always going to be, like, look at that cute guy over there. You may not fall in love with him, but if he greets you in a nice manner and he seams like a nice guy your head over heals in love with him already. That's how guys have the greatest power over women. They use their looks and their quick charm to try to take over a girl's life. Well her heart, not necessarily her life. It's to their advantage and keep them on a leash for a long time and it's not a good sign. And it makes the rest of us look really bad. It makes all of us look like we're a bunch of jerks. Like, girls have always said, I hate all men; all men are assholes, all men will cheat on you, well no, they won't. A good -- a good amount probably will. A large amount of men will think with their dick head and not their really head first which is not all of us. You have to remember that, that not all guy are bad guys -- just those ones that use their power and their looks to their advantage. I know some guys who found out, hey, I'm good looking and they use it to their advantage in the wrong ways. They break girls' hearts left and right, cheat on them and then convince them to come back with them which is not cool one bit, if you want to, you don't deserve the one your given. That one should stay in your heart alone. Now I may come out as kind of a douche bag or something in this video, but I'm not trying to. I'm trying to convince somewhat of high school type women to realize that, hey, it's not always the smartest to go after the hottest guy or the guy who will give you popularity. Go for the ones that you truly feel in your heart are the better people, not always go for the best ones. And also stop leading the other ones on. While you're waiting for you sweat heart to fall to his knees, you have to find a friend too. You find that -- you take that ugly guy. You take the one who has a good personality who will help you move up the ladder. The one who will make you feel good about yourself so much to the point that you will have enough confidence to go for that top guy. But it will make the guy on the bottom feel like you care about him. Feel that he has a chance. When really he doesn't have a chance in the world. You're just using him which is not cool. I know not all ladies do this, but I know quite the few that have. Now I'm not trying to say that all girls are bitches. I'm not trying to say -- I'm not trying to blame it on anything. A lot of guys use their looks to their advantage. A lot of girls play with their looks and their charm on guys who move up levels and that's not right and I hope some day you can realize that and maybe even notice some of these people around your school. People who have used this against their advantage and try to help other friends stay away from these problems. If you see a friend going for some guy who is known for cheating, keep the girl away from him. And girls just leading guys', on it's not fun and of course you crush your guys heart into a powdery substance shit. Now this was more of a serious rant than a comedic rant. Sorry. I really need to get some of this shit out I hope you still comment, rate, subscribe, um, make a response. I would love a response. It would be sweet if you could make a video response to this. And uh, this is -- this is XXXX and hopefully I don't have to make another serious pissed off rant again. |
VLOG243 | 5.2 | 4.4 | 4.5 | 4.7 | 4.3 | VLOG243 | 173.73 | 0.27033 | 1.5218 | 0.60632 | 3.7283 | 0.3492 | 0.7992 | 0.16823 | 0.019486 | 0.38225 | 5.6692 | 3.5239 | 0.000702 | 1.0685 | -0.000008 | 0.000265 | 0.27592 | 1.534 | 0.61376 | 0.04259 | 0.40011 | 7.460612 | 0.407092 | 127 | 143 | 243 | Hey guys, it's XXXX here and guess what? I'm back. Right, you're probably wondering why I haven't posted a ton of new videos. Well, I will tell you and let you in on a little secret. College is crazy. See, they pile on us a ton of work and expect you to have it all done. Don't they know I have YouTube videos to be making? I mean seriously, I have to have my priorities straight. Anyways, so this book is what's getting in the way, because I'm having to read history, huh, and to be honest, I wish history didn't exist. I hate reading about it. It's the most boring topic and I'm sorry if you guys like history, but I don't. But anyway, in other news, I got a new video camera about two days ago. Actually one day ago. I got it last night, I believe and, um, I love it. It works with my Mac and that was the biggest problem with my other video camera, so now I'm able to video tape on the go, which, you know, that's going to make my videos more interesting. So anyway, I promise you there is new content. I'm kind of working on more of the technical aspects at the moment. I'm trying to get new pictures made, new graphics; things like that. I know those aren't really that interesting, but I do want my profile to be a little bit more representative of me so anyway I guess, um, that's all. Expect new videos soon and you'd better write and subscribe and comment, all that crap, because I'm going to be expecting it. Much love guys. Bye. |
VLOG244 | 5.7 | 4.7 | 4 | 4.1 | 5.2 | VLOG244 | 366.55 | 0.28552 | 0.83781 | 0.18564 | 3.2644 | 0.27504 | 0.16509 | 0.12614 | 0.007492 | 0.53342 | 1.0944 | 0.34153 | 0.000204 | 1.7101 | -0.000001 | 0.000164 | 0.29107 | 1.6237 | 0.67599 | 0.039022 | 0.41633 | 6.935717 | 0.153846 | 152 | 143 | 244 | There were two in the bed and the little one said, "It's time for a blog. " Hello, I'm starting to become rather lonely doing these blogs. I mean, I knew a little friend from, like, back there. It's just kinda, you know, sad, me sitting here talking to a computer all day without anyone else to speak to. It's not fair; I have a lollypop. Ah, something interesting has popped up. Today I opened the door and there stood my friends, Katy and Sophie. And one of them said; "Hello, David. There's a little bird in your path. " And of course I replied, "What? " "Yes, dear. It's a little blackbird and it's not moving. " So, at this point, I went, "Oh my God, there's a blackbird in my path. " And there was a blackbird in my path. And it was a little, fuzzy bird, and it had a big ; you know, I mean, a big . Anyway, that blackbird has been outside, not moving, for about nine hours. No, no, no, no, no. It was outside for about five hours, until my dad decided to bring it in the house, so now we have a blackbird in my house underneath a little crate with all this newspaper and -- and little bits of bread to feed it. It can't fly. It just hops about, because . And it's -- it's nice, but it's not. It could have diseases, like, I don't know, like . Anyway, basically. if it can't fly, but it's still able to live, we have to keep it. Which I can't do, because I don't want a blackbird flying about in my house. . You just need to . I have an Eiffel Tower in my pants. Do you like my shirt? The Zebra Ice Cube man will return after this short commercial: "And today is November of two thousand and nine in the month of July . " Yeah, I had to make this video because I was extremely bored. And I have not made one in about -- whoo oo -- a week. Ah, someone is speaking to me on MSN . Isn't this fun? No. Do you like my new theme tune? I did that myself. It's quite catchy, isn't it? Uh hum. I have a lollypop. I probably said that, but I have a lollypop. Uh oh, I broke my mouse. The color of white. There're just over seven weeks 'till Christmas. Ho, ho, ho, Merry Christmas. . You know, I couldn't really think of anything to say, but I guess that's it. With that, I'll start this again. That's all for now. Goodbye. What? |
VLOG246 | 5.4 | 5.1 | 4.4 | 5 | 5.7 | VLOG246 | 217.18 | 0.56946 | 0.81022 | 0.26629 | 3.8895 | 0.27547 | 0.44559 | 0.32685 | 0.014196 | 0.59704 | 3.6291 | 2.3122 | 0.000562 | 1.7529 | -0.000017 | 0.000327 | 0.34771 | 1.96 | 0.65351 | 0.033469 | 0.33342 | 7.672602 | 0.37286 | 131 | 167 | 246 | Hello, um, so I haven't made a video, like just a random video, in a long time, so I decided that because I am kind of hyper right now, ah, that, ah, I am going to make a video. Okay? So my dad was going through his apartment because his roommate moved out awkwardly and just left all of his stuff and he was going through all this crap that we're not friends and stuff and he came across these Mighty Morphin Power Rangers marbles and he gave them to me and I'm kind of excited about it. It's because its like retro , like seriously, Power Rangers? And they are in marbles? Okay, and I think that it was destined for me to have them cause as you can see, possibly, it says Zach on the top one, like, and that wasn't even the good one, the red one was always the like leader of everything and the black one, um, was just kind of there. Was the black one actually black? I don't remember. Write something in the comments if you remember if the black one was black. I kind of think that he was. Racist? Maybe. In school today we were going through, doing the presses and my hand are blue because of it. We were running the presses and I got to print out this, um, Nintendo thingy and it was blue, hence blue ink on my hands still. Anyway, once I was done I went out to one of the computers and started making these, you see right here, the top one is Mr. Ashwave and the bottom one is Blackwidow and um, these are Christmas gifts for my family cause we all came up with superhero names one day and I decided to make them into t shirts and give them, and give them to them for Christmas, obviously. Ha ha, cool, nerd, cool, nerd, gremlin. What else do I have to talk about? Oh, I am going to do this live, live to me and not live to you, of course, so here I have got my itchy hat, ha, ha, ha. I just updated them right now, so they should all be correct. So, um, let's just go through and pick one randomly. Okay, let's pick this one. And this one is Cassie out da Box, not "the" Box, "da" box, man, geeze, get in times. Well, the last thing that I want to talk about is that I'm in a program that involves like a lot of printing paper and designing things to be put on paper so, um, all the, like, different students print out random things like this and these. So I have, like, lots of paper. I have, like, paper coming up the Ying Yang. Why I have paper in the Ying Yang I don't know. You probably don't want to know even if I did know, so no. So I know this video made absolutely no sense and that there is no flowing movement through it but, um, I though I would just kind of randomly make a video because I haven't made a vlog in a long time. Um, so, um, I will see you guys later, okay? Graaaaaa. Hello YouTube, that was weird, okay. |
VLOG247 | 5.3 | 5.5 | 4.8 | 5.3 | 4.8 | VLOG247 | 259.98 | 0.27443 | 1.4784 | 0.45344 | 3.5086 | 0.36316 | 0.75932 | 0.18086 | 0.029473 | 0.37495 | 7.4383 | 2.6431 | 0.01707 | 1.2645 | -0.00005 | 0.009559 | 0.32071 | 2.8386 | 0.80448 | 0.037135 | 0.28341 | 7.352125 | 0.267097 | 137 | 146 | 247 | Oh, hi there internet. Aha. How are you doing? I am fine. Yeah. I just want to tell you a little story about something that happened to me this afternoon that I found quite weird and strange and very much shareable, if that's a word or it's just something I'd like to share with you. Let's put it that way, because I'm a sharer, if that's even a word. But, if there was such a word as sharer, I am one, because I like to share crap that happens to me. Moving on. See I have this book, but it's not my book. I'm sure it's a fantastic book, um, but it's not mine and the owner left it at our place and I wanted to send it back to the owner today, because I'm a nice person and that's what nice people do. They send books back to the people that own them. Right? Yeah. So, I went to the post office, because this is a nice book. I mean, I'm -- I can show it back to you again. It's a nice book, it's a hardcover book and, um, I don't have, like, a ton of boxes that I could just use or -- I didn't want to wrap it up in some stuff and just, you know, send it and wish myself good luck that it gets there in one piece and then, you know, leave it at that. No, no, no. I thought, hey, go to the post office; get a nice little package thing for the book and, you know, write a few words then send it back to the person that, uh, the book belongs to. Now, I don't know what kind of experiences you guys have had, but post offices, so far, like mine all have been rather negative, but today topped everything I've ever seen happening in a post office. So, I took that book and went to the next post office. I entered and it was amazing. I've never seen so many people waiting in line to send their crap to other people. I've never, never seen anything like it, seriously. And, there are only three people working, so it was really, really -- it was really slow process going on, really slow process. But, I thought, okay, you know? I have my iPhone. I can listen to music and I can check my emails and I can read things on Twitter. I'm good. I'm good. Only problem is when there are so many people in one tiny room and they're all wrapped up in their winter clothing, they tend to sweat and, unfortunately, stink. So it was -- just -- arrgh -- the air in there was just disgusting. The air was smelling like sweat and warm clothing, you know, like, the wool thing tends to smell sometimes. And, um, breath, not only just breath, you know, like, a room filled with people that were wearing clothes, and they're sweating and talking to each other or breathing in general. And to me I don't -- I'm not so good with a lot of people in a tiny space. I tend to get nauseous and that was just, you know, the whole temperature thing. It -- it was not a really good combination. And to top that off, I'm standing there, in line, waiting for about 60 minutes and I didn't even get half way through the entire line. But, I was thinking, you know what? Calm down; you've got time, you don't need to hurry up. It's gonna be your turn eventually. So, after sixty minutes a boy at the age of -- I'd say four or maybe five -- that was also waiting in line with his mother, I guess, um; he was standing, like, two meters next to me and all the sudden he threw up on the floor out of nowhere. It was probably not out of blue for him, but for me it was. It was, like, this explosion of thrown up things on the floor and then there were people and more people and the mother and she was all, like, oh no. And the boy was, like, crying and it was horrible. And the smell -- oh God, the smell -- and it was disgusting. Now, I don't know about you, but I'm one of those people that's not, just like, oh well, there is someone who is throwing up, doesn't concern me. No. If I see, hear and smell someone throwing up right next to me, it does concern me, because it's kinda sickening. And I'm, like, no, I don't want to be here. Can you please stop throwing up? I don't wanna look, but I have to. I don't wanna look, I have to. Oh God, I can smell him. It doesn't matter if I look or not. You know, right after that happens, my mood kinda went like this. It was just bleah; it was nasty and I just wanted to go home. And I was so annoyed, so, you know, I thought, oh, I'm gonna have to stand here for another hour. Really? Just because of a freakin' book? No. So I was frustrated and mad and annoyed, and I just went home and took a shower. Because, I felt really gross. That was just a really nasty afternoon and I just wanted to get that off. I just really wanted to get that off me, uch, it was, ooh, fuck, because I could've waited longer and just sent the damn book back. But, at that moment -- at that very moment, I did not think that far. And, I'm sitting here thinking do post offices even open Saturdays? |
VLOG248 | 3.8 | 4.6 | 3.3 | 4.9 | 4.8 | VLOG248 | 215.54 | 0.25029 | 1.4159 | 0.50073 | 3.9086 | 0.37445 | 0.71459 | 0.19301 | 0.027501 | 0.68474 | 8.6923 | 4.8009 | 0.007696 | 1.735 | -0.000106 | 0.004962 | 0.23573 | 1.632 | 0.59697 | 0.046791 | 0.36579 | 6.634146 | 0.155388 | 124 | 162 | 248 | Is this thing on? Welcome to a not very interesting video. Um, I've made a few videos over the past few weeks, but, um, I was too lazy to edit any of them, like, right after I made them, so, um, now it's too late. I'm not going to edit any of them and I won't upload any of them. This is my apology for what you could have had, but you don't have it because I am a lazy thing, person, woman, girl, man. So instead of uploading, uh, one of the videos that I was supposed to upload ages ago. because I'm fat talking to the camera. . I'm making this very short video about my hair cut because, uh, I cut my hair and that's more video worthy than the other videos, I guess. I got bangs again. It's a bit annoying already, actually. It's way too short and I don't like it and um, there's really nothing I can do about it. More than you can handle, so let's do it like I drew it in the general, general. More than you can handle, so let's do it like I drew it in the general, gen. |
VLOG249 | 3.9 | 5 | 5.2 | 6.1 | 5.3 | VLOG249 | 157.14 | 0.60615 | 0.81128 | 0.30761 | 3.7637 | 0.26348 | 0.70855 | 0.18894 | 0.015117 | 0.59436 | 5.8271 | 2.2379 | 0.001841 | 1.4932 | -0.00002 | 0.000892 | 0.24298 | 1.714 | 0.68578 | 0.045897 | 0.40011 | 7.270599 | 0.295604 | 144 | 146 | 249 | Hi YouTube. So, first off, it's been a while and I apologize for that and I didn't intend for it to happen. But alas, it did. After I made my first video I didn't really know what to put up next 'cause I had nothing to talk about. And I'd rather put out quality videos that I think people will enjoy rather than just turning out crap every week so there is something out there. So, I didn't make one for about three weeks or so. Then I had some friends who asked me if they could borrow my camera to film something for a scholarship and of course I was like Oh, yeah, higher education. Of course, it's a worthy cause. " So, I gave them my camera and then Marvin was gone for three weeks. So, I just got him back the other day and I'm so happy that he's here and everything just great. Moral of the story is never let your friends borrow your camera. Probably the biggest news I have for you is that on this past Sunday, ah, I went and saw Demitri Martin in Portland and XXXX and XXXX were there too and that was great. And he was as I expected, a very very funny man. And if you ever get the chance to go see him I would recommend doing so. But the best part of it was, after we left the show my friend Harry and I -- that's who I went with -- my buddy Harry. Ah, we were walking by the theater and noticed there were like twenty people outside these shifty looking doors and we wanted to know what was going on. So, we stood there and it was just this guy who was noticeably not Demitri Martin loading things from the store into this car with a driver. From the door to the car, it's a dance. We started looking at the stuff that he was loading in there and it was stuff like Demitri's keyboard, Demitri's guitar. So, I looked at Harry and we both got really excited. And then the guy came out and whispered something to the driver, who drove around the block really fast. So, we followed the driver to the other side of the theater. And then out comes Demitri Martin in all his shining glory and he's just like hey guys. Pictures ensued and people shook his hand and got his autograph. And the best part for me was he drew on my phone. Although nobody will believe that Demitri Martin drew on my phone, so I will be battling for that story this coming school year. I'd like to talk about something that I've noticed that I think is despicable. We all know that the elderly are not as acute as they once were. If you -- they don't remember things -- it's -- you know, it's just how it is. And sometimes they get a little bit confused. A good example of this is when my brother asked my grandma for Battlefield Two for Christmas and she got him Battlefront Two, which is okay 'cause they're both good games. It's an easy mistake to make. This is completely innocent. The games just happen to be titled similarly. But some companies have gone out of their way to make products that imitate other products to confuse grandmothers. A case in point, I was at the store the other day and at the end of the checkout counter where they always put the little weird toy things on sale, was a movie. Everybody's familiar with Pixar's Up -- there's a, whew, poster for it there. That's what Up looks like. And then this movie was called What's Up. And I'm not okay with that because the covers look similar, they're titled similarly. Who's to know what's the real product, if you're not really familiar with it. So, I've decided that is very bad and there should be laws against it. Get to work on it, Obama. It's just dawning on me that I actually haven't spoke about how the gathering went yet. Um -- it was phenomenal. I had loads of fun and I hope everybody else did too. And I just wanted to thank everybody who was there. There were more people than we could've ever anticipated. That was fantastic. Ah, we're planning for next year already and we'll get that information out as soon as we can to allow ample time for traveling preparations to be made because you want to be there. You want to be there. Okay, here's another gripe. I went in to get my school schedule yesterday and I noticed that there are a lot of classes on there that I didn't forecast for. And some of them are classes that I had completed freshman year, which I thought was strange. So, I went to the schedule changing station and I said what's up guys? And apparently three of the media classes that I had forecasted for did not exist. I'm just confused, why would they put them in the catalogue if they weren't real. They're like decoy classes. I'm not -- I don't know why they would try to trick me. But apparently what happened was not enough kids signed up for those classes, which was unfortunate because that was, like, half my schedule so I to get that whole mess reworked. But in the end it was fine and now I get to sleep in every other day because I have a first period open. And now to end on a sad note, one of my favorite YouTubers, Lamar, also known as Wilson Tech 1 has shut down everything internet related. And I have not been able to contact in any way. But if he still watches these videos, Lamar, this is for you. Good bye and best wishes. I hope that I'll get a job at Subway in Chicago and maybe I'll see you someday. All right. That's it. Bye. |
VLOG250 | 5 | 5.1 | 5.6 | 5.6 | 4.9 | VLOG250 | 141.18 | 0.63842 | 0.86403 | 0.26219 | 3.6001 | 0.32411 | 0.75661 | 0.2085 | 0.013847 | 0.2353 | 3.2535 | 2.2092 | 0.000624 | 1.3363 | -0.000018 | 0.000306 | 0.24621 | 1.8287 | 0.73166 | 0.044112 | 0.40011 | 5.524751 | 0.035768 | 125 | 159 | 250 | Hello, faculty of Business and Law, especially Milanese's Law School crew. My name is, uh, XXXX, and this video is here like, is my audition of the Uni, your voice video. Now, a little bit about myself. I'm third year Leeds math student studying law, and it's going pretty well, you know, in typical student style, you know. The work is piling up to about what, this high? No, I'm exaggerating. But, um, yeah, it's getting tough. So -- really important year, so I'm just trying my best, just doing the best that I can. But also, I do other things, both on the law side and on the business side as well, which is quite interesting. Um, first of all, um, I've been doing since the first year Street Law, and uh, if you're wondering what Street Law is, it's basically a group of us go around to many different colleges, different schools, and even did my first for the University itself, and doing presentations on certain legal topics that might affect that particular group. My last presentation was in Roundhay School, and we did one on Worker's Awareness; and that was in my second year. And it was pretty good, you know. The kids were fine; they didn't misbehave or anything. And that school it's actually quite -- pretty big. It actually reminds me of Heatonly . So, yeah. And, um, secondly, I'm also doing Business Data Workshop. I'm not presenting it, I'm actually attending it. some tips on how maybe being self employed could be a potential career option and I'm seriously considering it. It sounds very exciting, yet very risky, so that's going good. I think the next one is actually today, at two o'clock. I think it's about, ironically enough, legal issues so that would be quite interesting. And also on the business side, I'm also part of a team in the IBM University Business Challenge. Which is basically a nationwide challenge, throughout many, like, a good couple hundred -- maybe on three hundred -- universities competing and doing business simulations. I have certain ideas about we're, like, consultants trying to run a business. And it's going pretty good. Um, we just had the photo shoot, think the other day, think few days ago. And, um, something quite funny happened. I'm not going to go into detail on that, but let's just say someone didn't actually come in properly dressed. That's all I'm going to say for that. I don't want to embarrass the person in question. So, um, in my spare time, I actually, funny enough, do things like this. You know, if you check me, I'm also known on YouTube as XXXX, and on YouTube I just do various different blogs and reports. I do an extract of , I might put some stuff on annotations and stuff, so you can see it. But, um, yeah; that's what I do in my spare time. And why do I want to be part of this faculty video? Well, first of all it seems like a lot of fun. I mean, now I do this just in my room on my own. It would be good to take up a notch, maybe do something that's part of the university and maybe interview, maybe outside the Rose Bowl, in the main square. That would be pretty fun. And maybe for my own personal YouTube videos; I dunno. It's also a potential, maybe, job or career option, uh, being , 'cause it's some kind of job, you know. The key thing for me in life is to look forward to Monday mornings. You know, be out there, be like yes, Monday, time for work. And it's -- it's a big dream; don't get me wrong, but it's a dream none the less. So that's the -- that's the main thing I wanna say. Hopefully it's not too long. But I'm hoping I'm not too late. I know this e mail came out a few weeks back, so I hope I'm too late. I've just been busy; I didn't get around to doing this now, so hopefully that master class will help me build my confidence up at well, 'cause people say I'm quite quiet, and people don't see me talk and do out -- outish things and stuff. So hopefully I'll get through. So, I'll see you guys soon and, uh, |
VLOG251 | 4.6 | 4.4 | 4.3 | 5.2 | 5.7 | VLOG251 | 358.95 | 0.47521 | 0.62538 | 0.16813 | 3.0513 | 0.41127 | 0.38975 | 0.16204 | 0.011505 | 0.31609 | 1.7839 | 0.45495 | 0.000467 | 2.4534 | 0.000013 | 0.000894 | 0.59733 | 2.176 | 0.72553 | 0.022059 | 0.33342 | 6.857327 | 0.249204 | 130 | 129 | 251 | Hey there, so Ms. XXXX put me up to a challenge in her video, link's down there, cause this is going to be a video response. Um, she wants people to try to eat bananas, which I have all cut up in fun with ketchup, which is probably as gross as it sounds, but -- and as gross as it looks. But she wants a lot of ketchup on there, and well, don't want to disappoint, so I'm just going to -- oh God. Okay, okay. It almost looks like cherry sauce stuff and that with bananas would probably be good, so I'm going to imagine that this is cherry sauce. My taste buds don't want it to be -- to be cherry sauce. Oh God, I like ketchup too, but, oh God, no. Okay, I'm not going to recommend that to anybody, ever, no day , no. But uh, I got two pieces down, and I just wasted half a banana for this video and I like bananas. Ehh, ehh, uhh, don't do it, doo dee doo dee doo. Subscribe! I dropped it. |
VLOG252 | 5.5 | 5.1 | 4.2 | 4.5 | 4.6 | VLOG252 | 146.47 | 0.43276 | 0.94573 | 0.33384 | 3.5053 | 0.24979 | 0.74561 | 0.17935 | 0.017768 | 0.66976 | 6.7166 | 2.5477 | 0.023514 | 0.75433 | -0.000151 | 0.009405 | 0.41535 | 4.0148 | 0.8708 | 0.030043 | 0.2169 | 3.668625 | 0 | 148 | 153 | 252 | Hey, YouTube. Um, right, okay. Just a quick video, really, just to sorta say sorry . Um, you'll see why. Because this is a pre hiatus video. Um, at least I'm informing you. It can't be helped, because I'm going to university tomorrow, and I won't really be able to make videos for a little while; I'm not sure how long. Um, two reasons for this, really. First, is I don't -- I won't have a camera when I get to university, not a big one, um, because I'm using the family camera at the moment. And obviously I can't take that with me because it's the family's, not mine. Um, but I'm going to buy a camera. I can probably do better than this, one to be fair, so . Uh, secondly is internet. I'm not sure when or, well -- or whether I will have it, um, because I haven't got my laptop. I'm using a home for internet now, but my laptop is the one I'll be having at uni and I don't know whether the internet is going to work on it 'cause it's a bit iffy. Hopefully, it will work, there's a slight chance it won't. And I'm also -- I'm not sure how quickly they gonna give me internet at uni as well. Sorry. That's the reasons. Sorry. Don't unsubscribe; I will be back and I'll be awesome in a new location. Um, so you know, don't unsubscribe. Uh, I love you -- all of you -- so much. Um, but so just wait. Ah, yeah. Oh, so, bye. |
VLOG253 | 5.9 | 5.5 | 3.3 | 4.9 | 4.8 | VLOG253 | 236.52 | 0.31594 | 1.2338 | 0.49064 | 3.9116 | 0.29318 | 0.67743 | 0.22156 | 0.034459 | 0.84726 | 9.4498 | 4.7106 | 0.019785 | 1.6514 | -0.000054 | 0.014746 | 0.26292 | 0.98277 | 0.42598 | 0.046337 | 0.43345 | 7.364541 | 0.320442 | 110 | 154 | 253 | So, I'm vlogging. I'm vlogging at my boyfriend's house. Oh my God -- What are you doing? Vlogging. Vlogging? . Vlogging. In my room? So, I totally haven't made a video, in like, a month because I've been at school and school is hectic. What? What ? So yeah, so I haven't made a video in like a month and I feel really awkward with you standing there. This is weird. So, yeah. I love you. I love you too. I'll be down in a minute. So yeah, that's my boyfriend, that's XXXX. That was him. Um, so my classes are ridiculous. They like make me want to cry and um, yeah. I've just been having a really hard time. So like, if any of you are like really really smart when it comes to like -- I don't even know. Like science or -- or math, can you like help me out, 'cause I'm having issues in my Bio Two and my Math class. So -- oh, where'd it go? Babe? Babe? What? Hi. Hi. Hi. Are you still recording? Yes. Why? 'Cause I am. Why not is the question. What? Oh. Whoa, big head. Thanks. Woooo. Woooo. What? Did you know that is our favorite place to be? Um, yeah. I don't know, I kinda like your bed better, though. 'Cause my bed is bigger. Yeah. We're awkward. Nah, there's gotta be far more awkward people than that. I just did it. Do it again. All right, so I'm gonna get him out of the frame. 'Cause I'm more important. And um, I'm going to try to make a video later, more serious than an update vlog. But guys, I just wanted to do an update vlog, so -- |
VLOG254 | 4.7 | 3.1 | 4.4 | 3.8 | 3.7 | VLOG254 | 208.64 | 0.449 | 1.3594 | 0.47265 | 3.6294 | 0.33179 | 0.72947 | 0.1877 | 0.025589 | 0.63029 | 6.984 | 4.0675 | 0.006308 | 1.734 | 0.000027 | 0.00514 | 0.24087 | 2.3924 | 0.7578 | 0.045407 | 0.31675 | 7.156054 | 0.154943 | 120 | 174 | 254 | I'm on holiday this week. Um, the company I work for is currently on strike which is all over the news anyway. Um, you know. Luckily the public is starting to realize what really is going on. Um, you know there's some support there. It's kind of um, it's all been sort of orchestrated by high level people; I can't go into too much because it's a bit political and um, obviously I work for them so I'm not gonna sort of go on about it. But I think this is -- th -- th -- this -- the news has been really funny all day alright, but just a minute ago apparently, due to the postal strikes 'cause the swine flu vaccination thing started on Monday I think, they hadn't received all the doses they was expecting due to the postal strikes. Please. We don't deliver vaccines. What, what. That's just -- they just said that on the news. And I'm like oh, they might have to ring people with severe illnesses, to let them come in for the vaccine because of the postal strike. And I'm like if anything, that's probably a good thing for the public because if anyone has the vaccine, it's not the best move, um, obviously you've got freedom of speech and it's down to you as an individual and if you want to take the vaccine take the vaccine but, um, I don't see that as a problem. The other thing is, um, last night we've got a party in this country, we've got a few parties, we've got Conservative Party, Labour Party, Green Party, Lib. Dems. , I think there's a Legalize Cannabis Party. There used to be the Raving Looney party and then -- oh what's the other one -- um there's the British National Party which is the BNP which is the one that um, was deemed racist. Still is a bit, well it is quite a lot to be honest. It's even against gay people, you know, and not just racist. Um, and there's another one, um, that's something to do with the United Kingdom. I can't -- British Independent I think it's called. Anyway, the BNP were on this program called Question Time which is on BBC where basically the public can ask questions because they've got more seats, they were allowed on it. And there was a riot outside BBC, saying don't show this man on telly because um he's racist and whatever else. Now because we live in quite a diverse country England, we've got every race possible here, um. You know after the War a lot of different cultures were brought over to this country etcetera, etcetera and obviously the second and third generations are here. There's also a lot of asylum seekers, um, people who have immigrated from Eastern Bloc and things like that. And. They're not bad Polish, really, but most of the Polish work and try and sort of make their own sort of sit on benefit. Asylum seekers piss me off because they're the sort of people who come over here, oh my God, you know my life's so shit, er, er. I need to come to your country and then try and change our country to how shit their country is. That doesn't make any sense to me. But, he was on telly and I'm not really a supporter of him, but he did make a couple of true statements in some respects about how the Muslim faith is perceived in the sense of um that women are second class citizens in that faith, that if you're not of Muslim faith then you're an infidel or something. He referred to a few things there that you know, um, a lot of English people relate to you know, when in Rome do as the Romans do. I have absolutely no problem with what someone's culture is, but just don't enforce it upon me because if I wanted to live in a say Indian culture, I'd go to India and live. I wouldn't move to India because I couldn't be who I am because their culture I'd have to respect it. So that's the only problem I have with race. Um, but some people see that as racist apparently. I think everyone's racist to some extent, aren't they? In the middle of a crisis if you had a load of black people and a load of Chinese people, and a load of white people, you'd find that if there was some kind of -- something happened between the two cultures, they'd blame the other culture and stick together. It's human nature, I think even animals do it. This doesn't mean you're racist. It's when you're aggressive toward Stop smiling in the background. Hello. Um, who's this? What's the other thing? What was on the news as well? Oh the weather forecast. Please. Get. What. What. Right today he's quite normal, no chem. trails, quite warm for October twenty third to be honest. Apparently it's going to be fourteen degrees tonight, you know it's been above three every night this week. There's gonna be fourteen degrees tonight, excuse me. And there's torrential rain on its way that's gonna get the whole of England. And then, from tomorrow there's gonna be this effect of wind that's doing this, this big fucking either tornado that's getting quicker and quicker in the middle, that looks like a tornado. Oh, and gale force winds and torrential rain and a weather warning to finish it. You know sorry, but that was a bit of a weird weather forecast. Seriously, if you get a chance check it today, 'cause it was just like what? Do you know what I mean? So and then -- in Leeds, right, the Post Office are on strike. The bin men are on strike. What was the other thing? South Yorkshire, the firemen there. . . Oh yeah, the firemen are on strike. It's like okay, um. What was the other thing? Oh yeah, the Land Revenue I think in Norfolk maybe going on strike or to industrial action if something isn't sorted out to do with job loss. UK's recession seeks supplantive culture of economal -- economical decline. Our GDP has plummeted by naught point four percent and therefore it's gonna rise, right? You know, I've been going on to everyone, we're not out of no -- there's no financial collapse has happened yet. Just wait 'cause it's gonna be fucking horrendous right? All this bullshit they've done has done nothing, which we all knew it would do nothing and now it's all escalating. Watch it escalate more and more, and more and more. I've gotta go -- I've gotta work work four days a week now for the next however it is until they stop fucking striking. I personally still think we should just take Royal Mail's mail out and bollocks to the others, to the regulator, you know. At the end of the day I think the nearer to Christmas it comes, I think postmen might even do that. Um, I don't know. But yeah, it's all a bit of a mess. Um, I don't know if there's anything else. Is there anything else that's gone on this week? I don't think so. It's just all -- it's the first time I've seen the sky for four days. It's all like autumny, look. You can see that we're going into the shortest area, look. You see all the autumn. Autumn, look. My car is over there, see my van? And my c -- my wire and my car, the silver and the white one, I've got my car there. Now look the sky has kind of not got anything in it, no chem. trails, no nothing. It's quite nice and pleasant out there and there's a breeze. Oh. A nice freight train going by, so thanks. Let's see what they're going out of, a Redland Aggregates. They're not making as much money. That train was half the size they usually are. Oh another one -- I feel like a trains bar. Do I look like one? Sorry, did you say yes? Don't look at me like that. Look, YouTube, I've got a bed now, a double bed look, wow. Look, yeah, I got a new double bed today. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Um, um. What else. There's not really much going on. Actually I wasn't -- I dunno. Anyone remember the New World game cards, um, that were quite sort of -- if you looked at them you'd think oh, 'cause they're quite similar to some events that have occurred. Um, but there was one that said pandemics, economical collapse, civil unrest, natural disasters, oh there's been another earthquake in Indonesia today. That would be the what, third? More than that. More. There's been more than that . There must have been four or five earthquakes in the last four or five weeks. What. You what? You know what I mean. Six point and seven point and eight, what. . . they're not small earthquakes. Uh, I don't know. You know maybe back to report something over the weekend, I'll let you know what the tornado is like that was approaching us that no one seems -- it looks like a tornado. You know obviously it isn't. Well. It's a slim possibility. Government focuses growth by the end of the year. At what, growth from what? Service sector behind unexpected economy. . . Only economy thing is gonna rise by the end of the. . . Yeah because of Christmas. There'll be a surge of people who buy things which will put the GDP up, of course it will. Everyone spends at least a fucking thousand pound at Christmas. So, you know, do the maths, sixty six million people spending a thousand pound each, quite a lot of money. There's gonna be a peak. And then it's gonna go swoosh as everyone can't pay back their credit. Then by March oh dear, are we fucked? So yeah, um, yeah, quite interesting then over in England, it's a bit sort of em, yeah. Anyways sort of like I'm gonna go now 'cause I think ten minutes and I've blogged about absolutely nothing. I think. But then I'm just not here . I gotta go back to work on Monday, they're on strike today but yeah. At least I'm not suffering having next week off. I'm a postal worker, I work indoors, um, doing special deliveries and apparently we're striking next Saturday so that's great. It's ten hour shift, though, that I don't have to do. Means I only get paid for thirty hours but I've got the money, I can survive. 'Cause I live to my millions. Okay, thank you, good night. Peace, love and light, say goodbye Goodbye Hold on. Waves, will you wave? |
VLOG255 | 4.7 | 3.4 | 4.2 | 4.1 | 4.1 | VLOG255 | 223.81 | 0.22458 | 1.4731 | 0.43122 | 3.6005 | 0.3661 | 0.79032 | 0.19043 | 0.024853 | 0.5325 | 6.2615 | 3.4998 | 0.003737 | 2.5798 | -0.000006 | 0.002593 | 0.30205 | 1.3126 | 0.54708 | 0.03998 | 0.41678 | 6.069397 | 0.087912 | 121 | 159 | 255 | Hey, Guys! How's it going? I am going to make a video, because I am frustrated at something; something that I'm really, really feeling guilty of. Something I'm guilty of and it kind of goes all around the world of everyone being guilty of this. I work at a place, I'm not going to say the name, I work in this place where I make coffee and I serve doughnuts and I do drive through. We make sandwiches. It's just a nice place and its good and it's very famous in Canada. I have issues with some customers and the way they do things. So, the first one is talking to us like we are idiots. We have brains. We know -- we know what you want. You just have to explain it better or speak louder. If we ask you to repeat something, it's not because we want you to change your words around and say oh, let me put this in layman terms for you. Like, I had that when I was on drive through. They weren't speaking very loud. So, I asked politely, could you please repeat your order. And then they start talking to me, like I'm this idiot, just like this. Some people, when I'm at the drive through window and I check out what their order is and I look at the price of what it is and I go, like, hi it's this amount, please. And then, normally I just stick my hand out and they slap it in my hand, okay? There are sometimes when people, just dump it on the counter, like the window ledge counter, when my hand is right there -- out. It's like, hi my hand's here. You can put it in my hand, but no. Would you like me to hand you your coffee the same way, just oh, oh I thought you were going to catch that, oops. Another thing is when there some customers who think that I can change the store like moving around where the air vents are, or where the tables are that are stuck to the ground, or how everything is laid out. Yes, because I am at the bottom of the food chain of our working company, like our working line and you are me asking me to figure out how to fix it. That's gonna work. This one lady came in and her complaint was really funny. It was, I just sat on your garbage cans outside and I got gum stuck to my pants. Why were you sitting on the garbage can? I had to hold it together, 'cause I was gonna burst out laughing. That was an interesting one but I mean there are things that we do as workers that are good. Like, I'm really good, I've gotten really high marks in, like, customer service. So, I try to please people as much as I can. I'm just a people pleaser, it's what I do. I've-- I've gotten so mad at people I work with who are just being rude. It's just, it's unnecessary for us to be rude to them, even if you're having a stressful day. I mean, everyone comes in expecting good service and I think that we should give them good service. Some people, I don't think realize how stressed out, um, you can get when you working in just a fast food restaurant. And how, how it is, it's a hard job. People think like, oh flipping burgers, whatever. No, it's a lot of standing on you feet for a long time and remembering certain things, of how to make things and all the stuff. And it's -- It's a hard job, it's not easy. Um, and we get -- constantly we get stepped on by rude people who just, I guess don't understand. And I was just, I don't know. Today, I just feeling like, you know what, something needs to be said. Because, I'm sick of being stepped on; I'm sick of being spat on. I just want to be able to do my job. And if I could reach out to one person; please say thank you. Please say please, it just makes our day better. Trust me, those two words just please and thank you; make everything so much better. And if we make a mistake, a slight mistake, like in the order taking and we say, oh, we'll fix it. And we're doing it for free, don't yell at us 'cause we're fixing it for free because we are the ones who made the mistake. We're human; we are not robots and we kinda make mistakes. I don't know. I just wanted to give a little shout out to the underdogs in all of the working industry I guess. Yeah, so I have decided that I really want to make videos more and more. So, I'm trying to think of things to talk about and this one seemed to stand out today. So, let me know what you think. Tell me if you're insulted 'cause I just insulted a bunch of customers who do those things. Or you could tell me about your experiences on the other side or on my side. So, let me know if you've ever worked in a place like that or if you had, like, a really, really rude person behind the counter giving you your order because I have seen them where I work but, only a couple. Most of us are super, super nice. Ugh, I get mad when people are rude behind the counter too because there is no way -- there's no reason for it, really, whatever. Okay, well I'll talk to you guys later, bye. |
VLOG256 | 5.9 | 5.3 | 4.7 | 4.8 | 6.1 | VLOG256 | 139.07 | 0.31057 | 1.1166 | 0.35126 | 3.6198 | 0.2413 | 0.7811 | 0.16508 | 0.016627 | 0.39108 | 5.3386 | 1.9482 | 0.038469 | 1.018 | -0.000237 | 0.016258 | 0.17367 | 1.936 | 0.74233 | 0.054258 | 0.38344 | 5.872819 | 0.060194 | 136 | 192 | 256 | Hey YouTube, who everybody is loving it up. I just want to let you guys know that I have a couple of videos that are coming up really soon that are amazing. They're really intense topics and I think you guys are really going to love 'em. But first I just want to make sure that everyone's having a great beginning of the year. There's a lot of things been happening already. Um, Halloween's coming up and I'm like, so totally excited. Um, as well I just want to let you guys know that I have three Canon One twenty three playlist on my YouTube page right now. I have the vlog, my vlog which is just me talking about some crazy topics, um, and different experiences that has happened to me that everyone has found pretty enjoyable, so you should definitely check them out in my vlog in one of my playlists. My other one is my lip singing. I have a couple of videos that you know how I do it with my lips singing in everything with my shirt lists are on, my , my Beyonce, my Britney, you know how I do it so go check it out, my lip sinking playlist. And my third one is my one that I finished this summer which is called NYC minisodes. It was me, you know, just capturing my summer in New York City for a whole month, living the college life, getting to know, getting in the fashion world, meeting a lot of famous people and my experiences and I even gave you some quick fashion updates. They're not really fashion updates now, but they were fashion updates three months ago. So go check them out. I am lip sinking, count 'em, lip sinking, my vlog and my New York minisodes. Go check out my coffee one. You're going to love it. See you later YouTube and be, you know, keep a look out for my new episodes coming up soon. Remember, YouTube, love up and have a great day. See ya. Bye. |
VLOG257 | 5.3 | 5 | 5.3 | 5.2 | 5.4 | VLOG257 | 323.48 | 0.48953 | 0.59423 | 0.18091 | 3.546 | 0.37862 | 0.62633 | 0.19873 | 0.00968 | 0.1453 | 1.0812 | 0.27517 | 0.000904 | 0.84368 | -0.000028 | 0.000444 | 0.18165 | 6.584 | 0.82964 | 0.050729 | 0.12601 | 7.261531 | 0.304487 | 127 | 144 | 257 | Rockers. There's no sisters in this brotherhood. So I've got two older brothers and one younger brother. Their age range is from anywhere from twenty seven all the way down to about seventeen. So I'm kind of in the middle, but kind of not. You can actually see two out of three of them - do I collect anything? For now I've been collecting a year's worth of Netflicks envelopes and I've been putting them on my wall. I'm as you can tell, but back in the day I used to collect stamps and comic books of Archie and friends. Now, I don't watch sport very often, but I say when I do, my favorite sport to watch would probably be baseball and as far as favorite sports to play, I usually run track in field in High School and I used to run cross country. So yes, running is a sport. It's freaking hard. That's for sure. Hey, how's it going? Hola. Hello, is this thing on? So hi, how's it going? My name is XXXX I from the great state of California that is broke, lived in Southern California to be specific, and I've lived here all my life. How old am I? I'm the nice old age of twenty one. Couldn't get any better than that right now. My favorite color, it has to be red. Red? Red. Come on, what's wrong with the color red? I like red. |
VLOG259 | 5.9 | 5.5 | 4.7 | 5.5 | 5.8 | VLOG259 | 381.31 | 0.33719 | 0.76502 | 0.20856 | 3.3567 | 0.36823 | 0.45907 | 0.27631 | 0.007911 | 0.40181 | 1.0996 | 0.34048 | 0.00134 | 0.37285 | -0.00001 | 0.000339 | 0.25426 | 4.4996 | 0.67511 | 0.039905 | 0.15004 | 7.378388 | 0.281633 | 122 | 143 | 259 | you're such a child. Ha, ha, ha sorry. Oh come on, you already know this -- or two. Do good work, may God bless. But I do hope to see you guys again. Hey guys, so to explain what -- thing in the beginning of the video back there was, well, all those clips were actually clips from another video -- a video that is not on my channel. Why is that video not on my channel? Because I subbed for Wednesday on XXXX 'cause I think Wednesday's just up and left. I don't know, but yes, I subbed for Wednesday on XXXX, and I am proud of the video I made, so I want you guys to follow the link and the sidebar and go check it out. XXXX will also be a link to their channel on the sidebar as well, youtube dot com slash user slash XXXX all one word and uh, yes. So, what else is there? Yes, I'm very proud of that video -- I guess, as far as production quality, it's a better video because I put more effort into it, but yeah. Uh, I was sitting on a chair by my desk with a spotlight on me, no I'm just using the light from the sun, sitting on the bed, yeah. In other news, I also received my plaques but I am in a Skype crawl Sunday while I'm doing this. I seem to always be in a Skype crawl. There'll be more on that later, but anyway. In the mail, yesterday as I was making the video or I realized that I got something about this. It is a Sandisk Cruzer. It makes me happy because if you don't know, it's a USB drive. An eight gigabyte thumb drive and that makes me happy. has flash memory. It makes me happy. See it, now you don't. Ha ha ha, but yes. Um, also yesterday -- 'cause yesterday was a busy day, I went to Cape Gerardo up in Cape -- by the Mississippi River, and I bought all sort of stuff including a pair of pants. They make me happy. And a new jacket, . And yes, I don't know what that meant, I think that meant this is good, in Similish , but yes. It's comfortable, and it's very warm, which is a good thing because I actually need this in November when I go up for my aunt's wedding reception in New York City, 'cause I have family in New York City, and go up there at least once a year and I haven't gone this year. So that's sweet. Um, sorry, it was annoying me. Sorry you had to see that. I have issues. That's pretty much all I wanted to share with you because yesterday was a good day and I made a video on somebody else's channel and I wanted to let you guys know where the video was, so please go check out the video, leave a comment, and rate and comment here as well, please, thank you. I still have videos in the works, they will be up, don't worry. So until next time, do good work, may God bless, see you. |
VLOG260 | 5.8 | 5.2 | 4.7 | 5.3 | 5.2 | VLOG260 | 173.86 | 0.4968 | 1.2617 | 0.44135 | 3.3727 | 0.31336 | 0.82046 | 0.1275 | 0.018797 | 0.4478 | 5.4331 | 3.0397 | 0.001434 | 1.0658 | -0.000006 | 0.000658 | 0.32445 | 3.3355 | 0.8332 | 0.036776 | 0.2498 | 7.195935 | 0.283525 | 152 | 143 | 260 | Hey everybody. Thanks for checking out the new video. Sorry it's so late, I had to work last Friday. Usually I don't work Fridays, my company's sweet, we only work Monday through Thursday, but because of Labor Day, I had to work. No time to do a video, but XXXX and I had talked about -- not XXXX, her name's not XXXX -- XXXX -- XXXX and I had talked about doing a collab together way back and she wrote the script, she wrote the shot list, it was her concept, uh, for her XXXX series. We kinda incorporated into the small life -- Living with Lino or Life of Lino sketch in one of my earlier clips, which actually I was inspired by her to do that. I was like, if she can do videos with Barbie and not get sued I can do a video with Lino and not get sued. I just don't know how that random guy does all the things with those toys and somebody hasn't gone, wait a minute. But, uh, this is actually -- people might have already seen this little response, because I tried recording it with YouTube and their upload from a webcam feature and uh, boy, did that not work. So I just turned on the old iMovie and see what happens, but uh. So make sure to check out XXXX's channel, XXXX. She also does the XXXX on XXXX, and she has a twitter account and she does lots of great stuff, so make sure to check her out, if you haven't already, from the XXXX. To everyone who said, my favorite's Chris, when are you going to apply for Partner? And if so, will you then be famous? Um, the answer is no, I won't be famous. The answer -- the other answer is, uh, when I hit three thousand subscribers, which I'm close to, but who knows when it'll happen, if it'll happen. So it might -- people might decide tomorrow that I suck. I can have -- wouldn't surprise me, but once I hit three grand, I'll probably apply for Partnership again to see if YouTube will accept me. Am I as funny as the other Partners, YouTube? Am I? Can I bask in the same glow and as -- I'm not going to name the names, 'cause I don't like most of them. Um -- but, uh, thanks for your support, thanks for watching. Um, stay I'm famous? Thanks a lot, guys, girls, keep watching, subscribe, comment, pay, ya, ya, ya, va, va, va. Say I'm famous. |
VLOG261 | 4.9 | 5.6 | 5.1 | 5.5 | 5.9 | VLOG261 | 182.01 | 0.37832 | 1.2548 | 0.50775 | 3.7708 | 0.28106 | 0.70267 | 0.23576 | 0.024078 | 0.73942 | 8.0289 | 2.6597 | 0.015433 | 1.4919 | -0.000069 | 0.005926 | 0.39966 | 1.3525 | 0.3833 | 0.032707 | 0.28341 | 6.347604 | 0.102639 | 134 | 105 | 261 | Hi guys. So I put up two singing vlogs like, earlier. Um, Battlefield, by Jordan Sparks, and -- -- Your Raise Me Up, Josh Groban, sorry. So, uh, this is the third one, Signed, Sealed, Delivered. You see me coughing, that's why I'm wearing this. Like a fool I went and stayed too long. Now I'm wondering if your love's still strong, oh, baby, here I am, signed, sealed, delivered, I'm yours! Then that time I went and said goodbye, now I'm back and not ashamed to cry, oh, baby, here I am, signed, sealed, delivered, I'm yours! Here I am, baby, signed, sealed, delivered, I'm yours. Don't you know that here I am baby, signed, sealed, delivered, I'm yours. I've done a lot of foolish things that I really didn't mean. I've got a . Don't you know that I'm your only man. Seen a lot of things in this old world. When I touch them, they mean nothing girl, ooh baby, here I am, signed, sealed, delivered, I'm yours. Ooh, baby, you set my soul on fire, that's why I know you are my heart's only desire, ooh baby, 'cause here I am, signed, sealed, delivered, I'm yours. Don't you know, here I am, baby, signed, sealed, delivered, I'm yours. Don't you know, here I am, baby, signed, sealed, delivered, I'm yours. Signed, sealed, delivered, I'm yours. Thank you. |
VLOG262 | 3.7 | 4.4 | 5.6 | 5.2 | 4.6 | VLOG262 | 196.5 | 0.43932 | 0.99081 | 0.34484 | 3.541 | 0.32491 | 0.71585 | 0.20136 | 0.021981 | 0.57499 | 6.427 | 2.0326 | 0.001093 | 1.1995 | 0.000003 | 0.000582 | 0.25206 | 2.4036 | 0.72126 | 0.048077 | 0.30008 | 6.513281 | 0.134921 | 178 | 154 | 262 | So, this is a quick blog to test out the new auto captions feature. A warning to you all is that it is going to suck a bit because there will be no background noise and I am reading this as a transcript that I can upload later on and see how accurately Google can time code tags to make this text file into a captions file. I am interested in finding out how well it matches the text to what I'm saying. I want to see if it works for accents that aren't American and how it splits up the text. Of course, I also have some questions for the good folk at YouTube. First up, when will machine captioning become available to more users? As someone who uses captions a lot, I would love to get my hands on this feature and I think I can offer some good feedback. So perhaps YouTube could consider users like myself, if they are going to roll it out, for channels. The second thing is, of course, when will these be made available in other languages? Obviously if this feature were to become available in Japanese, that would be a huge help to all the Japanese language students out there. There are several videos explaining this feature here, right here and here. The long one is a bit of a chore, but the explanations seems to indicate that the main audience that they're thinking of is the hearing impaired. This might be followed by more people perhaps interested in translated captions, which is more my area of interest. My more precise area of focus is even more specialized than this. It is making captions for students of language, which is why I make all my captions bilingual. This means I have other features that I want to see, like the ability for people to download caption files to read and study, and the ability to collaboratively make and upload captions to other people's channels. For now, I just want to see how this works, so make sure your captions are turned on below, and see what you think of the syncing. Peace. |
VLOG263 | 4.4 | 4.1 | 4.4 | 5 | 4.6 | VLOG263 | 143.03 | 0.31268 | 1.2922 | 0.45329 | 3.523 | 0.29005 | 0.82258 | 0.1302 | 0.016257 | 0.49745 | 5.5774 | 3.4039 | 0.01131 | 0.97379 | -0.000042 | 0.003917 | 0.27112 | 1.9352 | 0.67751 | 0.042913 | 0.35009 | 5.880649 | 0.040527 | 116 | 152 | 263 | Hey everybody, how's it going? It has been quite a while since I have done this, uh, and I'm sorry about that. You know what? I'm actually sorry for you that I keep saying sorry for shit. Umm, seems like anything that I do I take long hiatuses on. I just, my attention span is very, very small, uh, even with things I like. And, speaking of things I like, here, I have a new game plan for Christian's vlog. Um, I just don't seem to have it in me to be, ah, be witty, and have some kind of idea and themes to each different vlog. Um, the ones I did before, you know, they were fun, but I just, that much production going into it -- not that it was Spielberg -- but, you know, transitions, and fancy stuff, I just don't really have the time for anymore, but I still kinda wanna put things out. So, what I was thinking of doing, was sticking to something that I could pretty much turn out pretty quickly. And it doesn't take much work, and I think people will enjoy it. Um, so I'm gonna stick to what I know, and that's music, as you can see. If you can only see this side, it's, uh, music crazy with lots of gear. Anyways, um, so yeah, that's what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna start playing tunes instead of getting drunk and filming it. That was fun, but I've done it, so I don't need to do it again. Umm, so that's what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna take requests -- but here's the catch -- to give me a little bit of control over what I do. Rather than just randomly taking requests, so that I don't get, you know, some ridiculous songs, um, I'm gonna take requests by year. So, people can say, you know, nineteen seventy six, and I have to pick a song from nineteen seventy six to play, or nineteen eighty five, or nineteen thirty two, you know? Obviously the farther back you go it'll get a little more fun for me to try to find something to do. But anyways, that's what I'm gonna do. So, put your requests in, down in the comments. Umm, it's -- I -- I don't think it's gonna be like whoever comments first that's not what I'm gonna do. I think I'll just randomly pick one, um, to give everybody a chance. 'Cause there's people who, and you know who you are, will probably watch this very quickly, like, as soon as I put it out, and there's people who won't see it for a week. So, I want to give everybody a chance to -- that wants to -- to uh, put, uh, Jesus, I'm just losing track of what I'm talking about here. Alright, I'm good. Um, I want everybody to have a chance to put in a request for a year. I'm sure most people start with their birth year, but then once you get past that, you know, it's kinda fun ta -- to you know, hear me do a tune that's from the forties, or you know, something like that. And of course, being me, I'm not just gonna -- I'll probably be doing them acoustic, um, 'cause, you know, there's only one of me. Um, so, it'll be fun. And of course I'm going to do them in my own style, so even if it is from the forties I might, you know, try to do something else with it, but, anyways, that's what I'm doing, that's what this vlog is going to be from now on. Maybe I'll pepper in, you know, some kind of goofy one once in a while, but for now the -- these are the type of vlogs that I can handle doing and putting out, hopefully on a semi regular basis. So, thank you for everyone who has subscribed. Hopefully, um, you won't umsub -- you won't um -- you won't umsubscribe -- you won't unsubscribe just because I'm only doing music now. But uh, at least it's more interactive, everybody likes music, and I will take a stab at different years. So, comment, and thank you for watching, and uh, have a pleasant day, evening, wherever you are, year. Okay, that's it. . |
VLOG264 | 4.8 | 4.4 | 4.6 | 4.7 | 4.5 | VLOG264 | 152.43 | 0.47123 | 1.0721 | 0.40994 | 3.8566 | 0.27224 | 0.70195 | 0.20109 | 0.017427 | 0.64576 | 5.8798 | 3.1576 | 0.005376 | 1.2026 | -0.00007 | 0.001914 | 0.33204 | 2.2096 | 0.73673 | 0.035119 | 0.33342 | 5.441368 | 0.04878 | 154 | 179 | 264 | I haven't made a video in forever. Anyway, hello, it's XXXX making a blog on October twentieth, yeah. I don't really have any excuses; I've just been lazy, laziness prevails. Stuff happens. I just don't feel like blogging and when I do find the inspiration to finally blog, the camera isn't charged and then I'm just, like, daaah waaah and then my mom gets home with my sister from whatever they were doing on that Saturday, ugh, annoyance, yeah. Uh, Windows seven comes out in two days and I am going to get a laptop soon and, um, yeah, that's going to be awesome. I also don't think I'm living up to my channel name, it's supposed to be XXXX, and I don't really make random videos. I mean I've made some in the past, where I was, like, just did some random short skit stuff, like that Christmas video thing where I was, like, an evil shocker pen person. I need to make random videos and as soon as my laptop -- as soon as I get one, I will try to instead of just blogging and telling you about my amazing life I will, um, try and do something random and funny and actually live up to my channel name, XXXX. Yes, if you haven't noticed my hair grew a lot. Except it's not what it used to be, it's not long, its' not my beloved emo hair -- emo hair, which I actually use a flat iron on; flat irons aren't gay. And, um, yeah, my friend he's, like, oh XXXX, you're gay, 'cause you use a flat iron, blaah, screw you. And, um, also I've been talking to my new friend about next summer, maybe is -- since -- when it grows back it'll be long and yeah -- and maybe I can kinda put streaks in it or something, but -- because I can't do that at school, because it's a private school and the hair has to be natural color and I want it to be kind of like red streaks and maybe somewhere -- I don't know. Tell me your ideas; I think it will be cool. I'm not really emo. I don't cut myself; see there so clean, emo, it's about the music - it's about the music, people! I also listen to indi, nerdy music, of course, and wizard rock who's amazing. And my friend, my carpool person, she's been asking me to, like, send her all my wizard rock songs and I can't, because email sucks. So, I have to, like, put it on jump drive for her and she's kinda -- she attacks me. It's October, yeah, it's October, so, um, last weekend or this weekend, October seventeenth, was homecoming and I went and I asked this girl. She's nice and it was fun and she didn't really dance much, but I danced with, like, people and it was fun. There was a chocolate fountain, but I only had, like, one chocolate strawberry and that was it. I didn't eat the entire night and I was really sweaty; it was hot and the music was terrible, but I mean you could dance to it; like, you can't really dance to emo music and all that, you know, uh huh. It was fun. Also since it's October, Halloween, it's in, like, two weekends, yeah, so I need a costume. I think I already know what I want to be. I want to be Mario and I will have, like, coveralls and, like, you -- have you seen that music video by Lou Connard with -- he's Mario; I want to be, like, dressed like that, except I don't have hair like his, um, obviously. And the day after that, November 1st, I'm going to a concert, the Maine, Cobra Starship, Boys Like Girls, A Rocket the Moon and similar. I don't really like Boys Like Girls, or I don't really listen to A Rocket to the Moon, but the Maine and Cobra Starship are amazing. I cannot wait to see them. Like, did you see that? I was, like, jumping like out of my seat, like, blaah. School has been okay, I don't really want to talk about school, because I think that's a boring subject to talk about. But, I will talk about choir; it is awesome, and the people are amazing. I'm the bass; I sing deep. In April, I get to go to New Orland's for a week and I get to see wicked for the first time. Um, you know how I was talking about being inspired on that one Saturday, when the camera was being stupid and not charged; well my friend, she goes to a public school which I obviously can't name on YouTube, and, um, she found a nerdfighter. And I desperately wanted to meet this person, because it'll be amazing; and I don't really know any other nerdfighters in my area. And, um, yeah. Uh, she also has a Quidditch team at her school. Argh, I'm jealous. Ah, we need that. If we had a Harry Potter club, that would be amazing; I would join. I would, like, nyah, but I've not even done with the books yet, um, I'm still on the fifth book, God I'm taking forever. Uh huh, that is all I have to say, I believe. Good bye. |
VLOG265 | 3.7 | 6 | 5.7 | 6 | 4.9 | VLOG265 | 214.58 | 0.18806 | 2.1939 | 0.64996 | 3.5648 | 0.28796 | 0.88369 | 0.095625 | 0.022433 | 0.35805 | 7.2836 | 2.1366 | 0.025054 | 0.5344 | -0.000359 | 0.006052 | 0.1939 | 1.936 | 0.69064 | 0.052066 | 0.35674 | 5.822057 | 0.050808 | 108 | 185 | 265 | Hey guys, it's Saturday, January thirty first and I'm really sick and I'm going to make this brief because moviemaker hasn't been working all week and I have fallen pretty ill, um, I have swollen tonsils and I'm losing my voice anytime I talk too much. My nose is running, I'm coughing and I have a lot of stuff to do this weekend, namely revise papers for a prestigious program I'm trying to complete. Um, do normal homework, work and, um, do chores around the house and so, I'm sorry. I'm going to try and make a better vlog hopefully at my mom's house or at my boyfriend's house, but it's just looking like my computer's sick and I'm sick, which altogether leaves to a horrible project. Have a good weekend. I hope I have a good weekend and I will see you as soon as I can. Bye. |
VLOG266 | 4.2 | 6.1 | 5.4 | 4.9 | 4.5 | VLOG266 | 204.64 | 0.22001 | 1.2888 | 0.56519 | 3.5862 | 0.3489 | 0.71962 | 0.20828 | 0.020853 | 0.37306 | 4.0909 | 1.9369 | 0.002602 | 1.5389 | 0.000016 | 0.001442 | 0.21593 | 1.6032 | 0.66818 | 0.047505 | 0.41678 | 3.37303 | 0 | 105 | 187 | 266 | So when I was thinking about videos that I could do for my YouTube page, I was actually considering doing a video about a child that my family and I sponsor in Ethiopia. But then, I went to the XXXX page and they were talking about Project for Awesome, two thousand and eight, and I thought it was a perfect opportunity for me to talk about this charity. The charity I have chosen to talk about is called Compassion. A lot of people are talking about how they're suffering, and because of the economic turmoil that Canada, the U. S. , the whole entire world is going through right now. And even though that is true, we have to take a step back and realize that there are people all around the world who are suffering far mean children, mainly because they really can't do much for themselves. So on their website you can pick a child, deciding on what gender you want, the age, the country they live in, it -- it really doesn't matter, or you can ask for them to send you a random child in the mail that you can sponsor for thirty five dollars a month. Now, that's the Canadian price. I have absolutely no idea what it is in other countries, because they are situated 'round the world, so you would have to go to the specific website for your country to find out how much it is to sponsor a child. The story about how my family actually decided to sponsor a child is pretty interesting. I was in tenth grade, and I went to a concert for a Christian singer I really like, called Rebecca Saint James. And I went with my dad, and we were pretty close, we were like, in the fourth row, or something like that, and she was talking about how her, and her home, and her family, sponsored children through Compassion. And, I don't know, just the way she was describing it and how she actually went over there and got to see how her money and other people's money were being put to good use, it just touched me and I really, like, I couldn't obviously -- I couldn't afford it because I was fifteen at the time -- I just really asked my dad if, um, we could sponsor this child. So she asked the audience to raise your hand if you wanted, like, a little portfolio thingy for a child, and uh, I raised our hand, and we got this child called Senit . Here she is. Also on the sheet, it explains where exactly your money is going. So it says that it helps provide your sponsored child with medical checkups, clothing, recreational activities, tutoring, tuition, and scholastic materials. So I thought that was really great that you know exactly where your money's going, and what is being provided for your child. So you know that he or she is going to be well taken care of. So there we go. I told you a little bit about Compassion, what they do, and, you know, even if you -- if you can't afford to make any sort of donation or even sponsor a child, maybe you know somebody who can, and -- or you can try and raise awareness about it, too. Now, I really want the thumbnail to show up for -- so I'm going to just have the next a minute -- a minute to two minutes -- of the thumbnail in hopes that it'll let me pick it, so, the video's ending now. Thank you for listening. |
VLOG267 | 4.9 | 5 | 4.2 | 5.7 | 5.1 | VLOG267 | 196.7 | 0.28207 | 1.5173 | 0.50232 | 3.9544 | 0.25746 | 0.74246 | 0.16298 | 0.024586 | 0.77488 | 9.4213 | 5.926 | 0.002243 | 1.5842 | -0.000015 | 0.001277 | 0.20822 | 2.0678 | 0.72393 | 0.053427 | 0.35009 | 6.008099 | 0.056213 | 136 | 202 | 267 | Hey, YouTube or just like the couple of people who watch me on this. But that's cool too. Hey guys. Um, I was tagged for this, um, Harry Potter survey in like October two thousand and eight and I did not do it and I have not done it and now I am doing it now. Okay, and there's gonna be rapid fire and there's gonna be crazy and spastastic because I am going to try and do it all in one take. And as you guys know, I cannot edit because if anybody out there knows, what editing system works with the Coolpix? Nikon Coolpix P Four BR -- I dunno what all those things mean but Coolpix in this is not the reason I'm posting this. I'm posting this because I want to talk about Harry Potter 'cause who doesn't wanna do that. So I've got my list of questions and I've got some Post it notes and some crayons, so let's get down to business, shall we? Okay, let's do this. Um, let's just -- fair warning right now. I am probably going to start every question with, why are you making me answer this question because it is physically and mentally and emotionally impossible. Okay, number one. What is your favorite wizard rock band? Why are you making me answer this question? Um, it really depends on my mood. Um, uh, if I -- if I really wanna dance or something, I'll listen to Ministry of Magic. Um, the Parcelmouths. Um, pretty much those guys. I just love dancing to their music and -- but if I'm feeling really, really fan girly and really romantic kind of mood, I'll listen to Mudbloods or I'll listen to Roon -- Roonil Wazlib. La la. I cannot speak because I'm trying to do this really fast. Um, Neville's Diary. I want to give a shout out to him because I think he is adorable and, yeah, that's all I can think of right off the top of my head. Next question. Doodle yoo. How did you get into wizard rock, which is number two? I got into wizard rock, uh, I think in my junior year of high school. I'm a senior. That's right, it's at the end of senior year and -- or before that, I'm not exactly sure but my friend Margaret and I -- she really is the one that got me into it. She said, have you heard of Harry and the Potters? So I said, no who are these? They're -- they sound amazing because they have to do with Harry Potter. And she showed me their MySpace and I got really excited and then I clicked on his friends and then their friends and then their friends and then, Team Hoyt and I just kind of swapped notes on who was cool and then it just kind of rolled into this big ball of awesome wizard rock and it -- so happy it happened. Thank you, Team Hoyt, for showing me Harry and the Potters because it never would've gotten as awesome as it is now. Okay. Yeah. Number three, have you ever been to a wizard rock concert? Yeah. I have. I've only been to one. I'm lame and -- but, I mean at least I've gone to one. Right? Right. And I have their signature. My Post it is folding. Um, it had the Whomping Willows, and, uh, Symatma Jockmill and then , uh, Justin Flinch Fletchley and the Sugar Quills and, uh, Catchlove. So I have all their signatures on the back of a shirt, but since I'm being really quick and random with this video, I won't move from this spot 'cause I don't want this to be over five minutes and if it is, I am very sorry about that. Wizard rock concerts are super fun and I need to go to more before I die. Okay. Most played wizard rock song on your iPod. I think it was Save Ginny Weasley. I've listened to that one a lot. Probably because it's the first wizard rock song I've ever heard. Uh, that was a really good song by Harry and the Potters. Um, I think a close second was, uh, Accio Love by Ministry Magic. Number five, if you had a wizard rock band, what would it be called? Yes. Um, I decided -- 'cause I have made a wizard rock song, but it was really more like the mournings of -- mourning of being a muggle and how much it sucks being a muggle when it -- like, it does if you knew about the wizarding world. Kinda like, Petunia did. But from my point of view and how I wish I could operate and how I wish that I could have a spell check quill before it goes bad and starts making Ronald Weasley come out Roonil Wazlid. Um, anyways, I would've called it, uh, uh, Faith, Trust and Nargle. Like faith, trust in pixie dust, isn't that what Tinkerbell says? But then end it with the Nargles which I don't know if that's stupid or clever. Ha ha. You make up your mind. Put it in the comment side. Six, I think I'm on six. Are you a nerd fighter? Yes. I am a nerd fighter. Ooh ah. That was a quick one. Um, when did you get into Wizard rock? I think I already answered that. Um, junior year. Pretty sure, junior year. XXXX, correct me if I'm wrong. But I think you got into it just a little bit before me because you were pretty quick on the draw. Share it with me, I think. Hmm. Eight, what is your favorite rock song? Um, oh gosh, why are you making me choose? Today my favorite rock song is, um, I dunno know, uh, long dramatic pause, Wizard Rock Heart Throb. I will go with that because I like dancing to that. Uh, nine, um, favorite Harry and the Potters song? I really like These Days are Dark. Even though it, like -- it's really long and it's one of their longer ones. I could say it's one of their longest songs. I just -- I love it and it's really upbeat and it just makes me get butterflies inside and makes me extremely happy. Just like penguins on my cheeks. Yes. Okay. Current favorite song/band -- I dunno where to put this. Um, current favorite song/band? My current favorite band is, hm, probably the Mudbloods and my current favorite song from them -- I'm just gonna pick from them, is, um, Be my Witcher. Yeah. That song. It's so cute and it's so upbeat and I just love rocking out to it and, um, rock with a W. And -- and sexual innuendos and, yes. Great stuff right there. Eleven, greatest lo -- line from a rock song? Mm, I really like Insufferable know it all, Hermione Granger because that's -- that's a lot of syllables to fit into one line and to make it work. Good job, Gred and Forge. You guys are awesome. That's what I'm going to pick right now. Um, favorite dance song? Probably Here in your Car, by the Ministry of Magic because, um, XXXX and I have, like, dance moves to it and, uh, it's really upbeat. Uh, okay. Favorite song to sing along to? Where is this going to go? Oh my gosh, right there. I don't know if you can see my eyes or if that's important or if this will stay. Favorite song to sing along to. Oh my gosh. I think I'm getting a call. Ignore that because I'm covered in penguin. Um, my favorite song to sing along to. Oh, uh, I Heart Weasleys by the Ministry of Magic. This is just like the Ministry of Magic fan girl time isn't it? Um, and favorite ship song? I'm gonna just co -- um, I'm just going to totally, um, pull one out of the hat here because I just think it's so cute. It's, uh, by the Owl Post and it's, uh, Different Kind of Magic. It's about Lily and James and it's so cute and it makes me so happy and, uh, it's great. Also, there's one from Neville's Diary that is just kind of a funny one that is him and, um, Madame Pomfrey -- no Madame Sprout. Oh gosh, Pomona Sprout? Yeah, so Madame Sprout. Why Madame Pomfrey? Uh, okay. So anyways those are my lovely answers to the wizard rock survey. I hope this is quick, I hope it was entertaining and -- oh my gosh, I would walk five hundred miles and I would walk five hundred more. |
VLOG268 | 5.8 | 5.3 | 4.2 | 4.8 | 5.5 | VLOG268 | 176.51 | 0.36232 | 1.3256 | 0.46749 | 3.9076 | 0.25452 | 0.68338 | 0.18813 | 0.022798 | 0.697 | 8.8593 | 4.2044 | 0.020549 | 1.1041 | -0.000055 | 0.008147 | 0.38384 | 4.8464 | 0.80795 | 0.032354 | 0.16671 | 4.319121 | 0.01012 | 110 | 148 | 268 | What the hell, what the hell did I just watch? That -- that Lady Ga Ga video was crazy. Lady Goo Goo Ga Ga, you see blood and all that stuff. You're like tities with Xs over it and crap. And at the end of the video she is laying down next to a -- a -- a burnt corpse and her nipples are on fire and stuff. Pretty crazy; it's pretty hard core. It's pretty gangster. Lady Ga Ga is a gangster, with an E R. Gangster er er er, er er er rar rar rar rar rar rar-- that's funny. I ain't picking on the video. I don't have anything against Lady Ga Ga; pretty good video. Check out the video whenever you get the chance. You know it's Lady Ga Ga, you know how she is, she's, ah, a trendsetter in her own way. She's different, that's what makes her, I guess, popular and stuff like that -- wait is that a cookie? Rah, rah, raah, Michael Jackson, ah, Rihanna and now we got Lady Ga Ga. Anyone that's a trend setter in the fashion, music video industry is, ah, popular. So, that's Lady Ga Ga she has different genre of, ah, music, you know something-- rah rah, rah rah rah, rah rah, rah rah rah rah, rah rah rah. I'm working on another video. It should be out sometimes this weekend. You guys are gonna like it. I hope you guys like -- if you guys don't like it, I'm going to chop off your wee wee. Chop your little pee pee off. Yeah, I catch you guys next time, XXXX, peace. After watching that video and listening to that song I like -- I feel like I'm a, , like a dog. Like a rah, rah, rah, rah, rah, rah, rah, rah, rah -- |
VLOG269 | 5 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 4.6 | 4.2 | VLOG269 | 153.74 | 0.45226 | 0.95183 | 0.39117 | 3.8729 | 0.31421 | 0.66303 | 0.2386 | 0.018912 | 0.84401 | 5.7246 | 4.0694 | 0.000289 | 1.9513 | -0.000002 | 0.000168 | 0.31676 | 2.058 | 0.54895 | 0.038387 | 0.26674 | 7.339235 | 0.249956 | 135 | 154 | 269 | Who in their right mind actually uses these things? Hey. Argh! I have just filmed seven minutes worth of me talking, and it has just disappeared off the face of the earth. I'm not happy. I'm not happy whatsoever, but I do have something still to talk about now. Yeah! Firstly, um, I'm trying to make it sound like I have many things to say, but I really don't. To start with, it's about the same thing. Um, right. So, last video, I suggested that I could use some of your suggestions for my next video. Um, to be honest, they weren't that impressive. Uh, the best one was from Paul . Uh, he said I should interview my band, uh, which I will do when I'm with them sometime soon. I'm only with them once a week, um, so I'm not too sure when. But it will happen; I promise. If it sees this , um, it's my sister's, but I only put it on um, to cover up my greasy bad hair, which you can see is bad already. Ew, Hob Nobs. They look fresh. Okay. Ooh. But this whole interview thing could be a good idea to get famous. You never know. Gibo nineteen eighty eight uh, he -- is he still on YouTube? I haven't looked. I guess to me, but he -- he used to make um, interviews where the You tube is, and it was good. He think he got kind of a lot of fans out of that. I -- I came across someone I used to subscribe to on my old channel um, XXXX. He was a presenter on the children's BBC in the past, and then he's come all under great internet things. Uh, he's on uh, a channel called Mr. Holy Moly and pocket TV show, and he's quite published; he's quite famous. I -- I like him; I want to be him. He met Mr. T randomly and got to interview Mr. T. I want to do that one day. He would probably be dead by that time, but I still want to do it, just the grave Mr. T. So, um, how's the A Team? Really? Good. And Skype is jumping up and down at me, but I'm not going to click it because the last time I went off this recording thing on iMovie, it went off. So you have to wait for me, someone, whoever it is. Here's another thing. Um, last video was a bit bad because I did it on iMovie HD and the settings I used for it didn't save. So I had to readjust them, but I didn't do it properly. So it kind of changed some of the settings, but the rest didn't connect with that one, so it's all out of tune with each other. So it's all pixeley and the quality was not that good. Hopefully iMovie zero nine will do this better -- hopefully. On bass, I'm trying to learn all the frets uh, from what notes to play so I can adjust to new songs and automatically know what chords to play at what bit and where it is on the fret board, but it does take some time. For example, there's no such thing as an E sharp; it goes E, F. Um, I wasn't kind of aware of that at the time, so I was like, what? What's with the gun ? Or a B sharp, either. What? Yeah, we're writing some more originals when we meet up. We've got two so far. Uh, hopefully we can get three by the end of the week. As usual, I'll keep you updated. Right. I'm going to go now because I think I've -- I've done an adequate amount of footage to whittle down into a smaller internet screen where you can see me and uh, it's been eight minutes, so it's going to take a while to edit, but I'll do it anyway. I -- I'll see you in two days. |
VLOG270 | 3.2 | 3.8 | 5.3 | 5.3 | 4 | VLOG270 | 161.95 | 0.51366 | 1.1383 | 0.49349 | 3.6795 | 0.26433 | 0.7094 | 0.19484 | 0.017858 | 0.77097 | 6.1917 | 3.054 | 0.039309 | 0.92905 | -0.000005 | 0.014107 | 0.31094 | 2.7661 | 0.78394 | 0.036067 | 0.28341 | 5.420451 | 0.042105 | 115 | 176 | 270 | We're going to deal with the subject of Islam. Uh, it has come to my attention that obviously you have a wide range of understanding of the key apologetic issues amongst the Muslim People. Some have little to no understanding at all and -- and some are a little more read. Uh, but when it comes to popular Islam, it seems that the most popular name today is Zakir Naik. Now, he of course as we have demonstrated in previous videos, is pretty much just continuing, ah, the work of Ahmed Deedat. His arguments are sometimes word for word identical to Ahmed Deedat and what concerns me is I don't see a lot of evidence that Doctor Naik has gone beyond Ahmed Deedat. Um, especially, in the fact, that, well many people have demonstrated that Ahmed Deedat made many fundamental, basic errors that really, um, for a serious Christian, make his apologetics, um, well, significantly less than compelling, shall we say, might be the nicest way to put it. Uh, bogus would be the more modern way of putting it. Uh, we have documented many of uh, Ahmed Deedat's errors in the past on this YouTube channel. Um, but Dr. Zakir Naik continues to use the same type of argumentation and basically goes like this. You say Jesus never said, I am God, worship me. Um, then you run through an entire list of out of context verses and you do it really, really fast, so that you are really impressing, um, the Muslim audience, but not the Christian audience that actually knows their Scriptures. Now if you're talking to a Christian that doesn't know their bible, they can be totally blown away by someone who can just pull verses very, very quickly. Of course anybody can do that with a Koran too and I suppose in that way, uh, impress Muslims who don't know their Scriptures very well. But from a Christian perspective, that wouldn't be an appropriate thing to do. That would not honor Allah, the truth, would it? Because that's sort of, what politicians do, not what people who are dealing with God's truth do. And so, I was directed recently to the appearance of Zakir Naik on the Deen Show . Now we have interacted with the Deen Show before, I realized when I was starting to look at this that I never finished one series I was doing when I was going through the top ten reasons why Jesus isn't God. It's amazing how much time, uh, the Deen Show spends on, well, attacking Christianity. Um, rather than other things, but maybe that's just because that's what I'm directed to. You know, I could -- that could be a possibility. Um, I -- I will leave that out there, that's something that is a possibility, but they do, do it a lot and in this clip, this session with Zakir Naik first thing they go for is that particular subject. But in the process Dr. Zakir Naik once again demonstrates that neither he nor Ahmed Deedat actually understand the doctrines of trinity. Uh, they do not understand the presentation of the doctrine, they do not understand historically, they do not understand it biblically. And if Zakir Naik is the best known Islamic apologist, what does that say? Shouldn't the best known Islamic apologist at least be accurate in his statements concerning the doctrine of the trinity? Wouldn't just simple truth and honesty and even just respect require that? I -- I think it would, so we're going to look at what Zakir Naik had to say and provide a response and, um, once again I would love to see someone arrange an opportunity to debate Zakir Naik. Um, maybe over more than one night because there are some very important topics to address and it would be very useful, I think, to find out can this man actually go beyond the speed reading of verses and actually deal with the text as it was originally written against someone who knows that text well? That's what I would like to find out. I would be honored to have that opportunity of defending the gospel of Jesus Christ in that context. We would be very happy to see that happen. So let's take a look at, um, Zakir Naik. We start, uh, with the host of the program, seems like a really nice guy, Eddie , um, wouldn't want to mess with him, seems like a pretty big guy, guess he's into martial arts and stuff like that. Um, but he -- notice his description of Zakir Naik as the Doctor of Dawa . I'm not just the one saying here is the big man, this -- this should be the most accurate presentation that we find that's what the Muslims themselves are saying. Let's take a look at it. By popular demand, people have been requesting, people have been asking why don't you have this man on the show. And you know what? Today he's here, the true Doctor AbDawa , Doctor Zakir Naik, when we come back. You don't want . I mean yes, so we're going to get straight to the topic. There's some confusion out there. People are worshiping the sun. They're worshiping the moon. They're worshiping a man. So in this particular show, because you're expert on this topic, we want to give the top reasons why the creator of the heavens and the earth, God almighty, in Arabic we say, Allah, is not a man, never was a man, never tried to be a man. If you analyze, uh, all the major religion of the world except for Islam, all the other major religions of the world they believe that almighty God became a human being once or a number of times. Yes, all the major religions except Islam they believe that almighty God, either once or many times became a human being. And they believe in a philosophy knows as Anthropomorphism. Uh huh. Anthropomorphism means that almighty God taking forms and he becomes a human being and then we ask them why does almighty God have to become a human being? So they say that almighty God he's so holy, he's so pure, he's so noble, he does not know the shortcomings of the human being. Uh huh. He does not know how they make me feel when he's hurt, when he's angry, when it requires certain things. He doesn't know the requirements of the human being, how do they feel, et cetera. That's the reason almighty God came into this world and became a human being to know what is good or what is bad for the human being. Uh huh. On the face of it, it sounds to be a very good logic, oh almighty God, so holy, so pure, so noble, does not know the shortcomings of the human being, does not know how human being feels when he is hurt, when he has problems, so it sounds to be good. Yeah. And I tell them that suppose I had been to manufacture a DVD player. Yeah. I created a DVD player, but because I'm a manufacturer for DVD player, do I have to become a DVD player to know what is good or what is bad for the DVD player. How is it? Because I am the manufacturer, I'm the creator I don't have to become a DVD player, what do I do? I write the instruction manual. Exactly. But if you want to play the DVD inside the DVD and then press the play button. Yes. If you want to skip, press the skip button, if you want to stop, press the stop button. I don't have to become a DVD player to know what is good or the bad for the DVD player, because I am the creator. Similarly, almighty God he is the creator of the human being, so he does not have to become a human being to know what is good or the bad for the human being. What does he do? He chooses a man amongst men and he communicates with them on a higher level, who we call a messenger . He doesn't have to come himself and the last and final message, the last and final instruction manual for the man is the Koran. Now this wasn't really the central aspect of my concerns about what Doctor Naik says. Uh, however, I've never argued that the incarnation is based upon God needing to know what it's like to be a man. Um, that's not a biblical presentation. The necessity of the incarnation really has to do with God's decree and with the means by which forgiveness of sins is provided and that is through the sacrifice of Christ and the union of God's people with Christ. Those are all important things, but it's not God needed to know what it's like to be a man, that's just not a biblical presentation. And so I have to wonder who it is that Eddie is talking about or that Zakir Naik is talking about when he talks about people, uh, saying these things that, uh, well God needed to become a man so he could know what it's like to be a man. Um, that's just simply not a Christian perspective. Uh, at this point then Doctor Naik goes into his how many completely out of context verses can I fire off at you, very, very quickly so as to impress your routine and so we're going to listen to this. So you can get the effect, you can understand, you know, um, why someone who is ignorant of the Bible might find this to be very, uh, impressive or weighty. Uh, but then look at the text and see that Doctor Naik is not dealing with the bible in any kind of serious fashion, uh, but is just giving, uh -- uh -- uh, a standard form of -- of argumentation. now tell us, now it's known commonly that people take Wanda is beloved to our hearts, when we love him as one of the mightiest messengers of God the many are claiming that he said he was God, that he's -- |
VLOG271 | 4.5 | 3.1 | 5.5 | 4.5 | 3.8 | VLOG271 | 212.71 | 0.14079 | 1.6825 | 0.45498 | 3.5043 | 0.39955 | 0.80707 | 0.14902 | 0.023979 | 0.28166 | 6.6733 | 3.8877 | 0.00299 | 1.0826 | -0.000039 | 0.001236 | 0.26695 | 4.0413 | 0.80848 | 0.04388 | 0.20005 | 4.035163 | 0.002762 | 106 | 199 | 271 | Okay, this is part two of my anarchy Q and A session. XXXX says I vote for capitalism, which, like democracy, is a horribly flawed system that happens to be the best thing we can come up with at the moment. However, even capitalism is starting to show its flaws like the social ones. I seriously doubt capitalism will survive another fifty years at current rates of technological development. We're perilously close to technologies capable of surpassing the abilities with respect to the specific jobs of most of the morons in our population. . My response, capitalism is nothing more than the non interference of the government in the market, and that transactions within a market should be voluntary. How is capitalism showing its flaws? As far as I can discern, the market trash -- the market crash was -- the market trash -- er, the market crash was triggered by Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac, which were both government, er, started initiatives. They were private at the time, but the government took them -- told them to give loans to people who could not afford to have houses in the first place. The government told them that, uh, they would have their back in anything went wrong, and look at -- look at them, look at where we are now. Erm -- XXXX says, I assume jobs similar to phone tech support, cellphone operators, drive thru restaurant workers, will be among the first to go. As more and more people are displaced, even more pronounced socialist welfare estate will likely spring up, take care for the masses and morons that are literally surpassed intellectually by the machines. Thankfully, this imposes no burden at all on the society as most of the jobs necessary to provide basic resources for this displaced part of the workforce, will also be replaced by machines. Erm, yeah, I guess that's sort of a complicated problem, you know. As a philosopher, I am thinking of dealing -- of ways to deal with the economy post singularity, but that's, that's not really the current issue, right now. I believe that if machines did everything, the world would be like Utopia, we wouldn't have to worry about food and work, and we could just do whatever we wanted. I mean, that sounds great, doesn't it? Unless there's some sort of dark side, but that -- that's kind of a different problem. Anyways, XXXX says, but, hey, reduced government right now would be good, along with fewer laws against things that are nobody's business -- unless government meddling is business. Hey, even though capitalism is going to drive itself in the ground eventually, that doesn't mean it's not the right thing now. Erm, I'm saying, my response is, why reduce the government when you say that freedom causes disaster, or are you saying it didn't? Okay. I'm just gonna answer a few comments now. Nodayde wrote, I love the way statist assumes that it's up to you to give up your home and life you've built for yourself if you object to government extortion and thuggery. Um, Isaac Fineman -- Fineman wrote, erm, you mean the home and life you built amongst the living held of statist tyrant tyranny? And here I thought you saw statism as a real problem, but apparently you don't see it as a bad enough to even warrant moving to escape it. When one contrasts your attitude with those of people who've lived in real statist societies, like Nazi Germany and Soviet Union -- who risked their lives to leave -- I think we got a sense of the degree to which we should take your views seriously. I wrote, let's say, for example, you've lived in a place for a long time, a nice neighborhood, and you've built a house and generated wealth and a life for yourself. Then a group of thugs came into your neighborhood, and demanded money for protection, and forced you to pay for it at gunpoint. Do you feel you should be the one who has to leave? This group of thugs doesn't disrupt your life too much, they just come by weekly to demand protection money to protect you from another, worse, gang two miles away, who would rather, otherwise, charge more protection money. How is that -- how -- how does -- how's wanting to stay in the same place legitimizing this sort of behavior? Anyways, got another comment from Sorianer . Practicality is abandoned for a higher moral, intellectual ideal, or a more specifically, your higher moral ideal. So I'm being asked to abandon potential comfort for your morals? Uh, something said, no, I'm asking you to stop legitimizing the use of force against people for acceptance of it, is what gives it power. And make sure you vote -- sarcasm. Sorianer says, if absolutely no use of force against people is legitimate, then there's no way to address people that act to counter society. Now, just as a clarification, an anarchist is against the initiation force, so we have no problem with, you know, obtaining property that was stolen from us, because that's sort of self defense. Initiation of the force is the problem, starting, you know -- starting aggression on someone is a problem, that's what we have a problem with, and it's not just force, it's the initiation of force, anyways. Louden Theogen says the States is immoral. Crazypants eighty eight says, the state is funded through taxes, which is extracted with a death threat. What I mean is that if you wouldn't pay your taxes, you would be imprisoned, if you fight back you'd be killed. Anarchism one o one. I'm going to explain the concept of monopoly. Monopoly is when a company is allowed, by law, to force everyone to pay for their particular service. Microsoft is not a monopoly. Coca Cola is not a monopoly because they do not own one hundred percent of their sector in the market and they cannot force you to pay for their particular services. The only organization that has a monopoly is the government, because the government has the power, and apparently the right, to force you to pay for their particular services. You do not get to choose who you pay for to pave the roads, to pay for your -- or to provide hydro, protection, et cetera et cetera. You have to pay it. It's mandatory to pay for this particular service, and that's what a monopoly is. And that's why monopolies are bad, because if you are forced to pay for a particular service, whether or not it's good, there's no incentive to provide a good service, 'cause you are paying it anyways, regardless of how shitty it is and that's why government services are shitty. says, if you want so bad to defend anarchists, suggest that you explain in detail how you do better than the police to fight organized crime. Then how you do better than the army to deal with threatening and strong states, or you can just blame sceptics for thinking that mafias, terrorists, and selfishness still exist under the wonderful ideal society that is anarchy? My response, does the police fight crime, or cause crime? In the US, one in a hundred people are imprisoned, and many of them are imprisoned for a victimless crime of drug possession. I see the police as committing the crime here, unjustly incarcerating and brutalizing thousands upon thousands for drug possession. Who owns your body? Do you, or does the government own your body? If you believe in self ownership, then you believe that you have the right to consume what foods you want, even if they are in an -- unhealthy. You have the right to get tattoos, even if other people find them distasteful, and he has a right to do drugs, because the only person being affected, when you smoke a joint, is you. Furthermore, the reason -- the reason gangs and crime syndicates exist is because certain things people want are illegal, such as drugs. There is a market for drugs. This is why there's people, you know -- they exist the black market to provide it. For example, in Prohibition the mafia gang, er, gained enormous strength and affluence by smuggling the alcohol, and gangs ran entire cities and ran rampant in society. Alcohol is a drug, when they relegalized it -- alcohol again, these gangs lost much of their power. We don't see Budweiser and Molson -- Canadians -- shooting it out in the streets over territory. And the gang violence over drugs will cease, if drugs were -- were -- were just legalized. Also, the police don't defend citizens against crime. They rarely catch a criminal before they commit a crime, or even right after they commit a crime. Uh, the best way to -- to be defended, is to defend yourself. The police usually just swings by and picks up the bodies after the fact. Also, to deal with strong states, you can have a voluntary militia, I mean, Switzerland does it fine. I'll just read an article: at any given moment forty three hundred stationary sirens sound off in Switzerland indicating a foreign invasion and a nuclear holocaust. Within twelve hours, a militia of six hundred thousand Swiss men enrolled in, either , in aged between eighteen and forty grabbed their storm wear, M fifty seven semi automatic assault rifles and army fatigue from the closets and storm out of their apartments and chalets into the front line to protect their homeland. The Swiss army is civilian, not professional, which impressed Adolf Hitler during World War Two. In a nineteen forty -- |
VLOG272 | 4 | 4.7 | 4.3 | 4.2 | 4.5 | VLOG272 | 177.1 | 0.50871 | 0.91929 | 0.35737 | 3.7571 | 0.27245 | 0.63839 | 0.22272 | 0.0193 | 0.61464 | 6.0471 | 2.4464 | 0.002926 | 2.1526 | 0.000005 | 0.002151 | 0.38758 | 2.594 | 0.69192 | 0.032768 | 0.26674 | 4.940702 | 0.020202 | 138 | 154 | 272 | It's been a while -- it's been a couple of weeks since I have posted a video. I have been kind of busy with my college chum -- I'm making the videos for the college chum. That does not mean that I have left you all high and dry. You know, I've kind of run out of steam, you know? I've been feeling real, you know, just blah, just not knowing what to -- I was going to make a video, okay, about how to make paper airplanes, okay? This is the level of inspiration that's going on at the moment. I -- I just don't know what to make videos about anymore. Every time I make a video, I -- you know, so I make a video, I type it into the YouTube search engine and there's twenty million videos made that -- about that subject already. I'm just making excuses here. You know? I'm just kind of -- I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm going to make more videos. This blond streak here is probably the most blondest part of my hair and that's a bit odd on its own. Um, yeah, so I need ideas, um, for videos. I need ideas. If you have an idea, I shall make it. If you build it, they will come. If you build it, they will come. Yeah, basically. You build it and I'll come. No. That might be a bit wrong. Anyway, you've got the idea. |
VLOG273 | 5.5 | 2.6 | 4.7 | 2.5 | 4.5 | VLOG273 | 189.33 | 0.37131 | 1.1278 | 0.48206 | 3.7341 | 0.32713 | 0.67067 | 0.22588 | 0.025366 | 0.66767 | 7.4921 | 3.7396 | 0.046809 | 1.5117 | -0.000452 | 0.02441 | 0.47421 | 1.7558 | 0.55615 | 0.027818 | 0.31675 | 6.046103 | 0.036773 | 107 | 135 | 273 | Man. New fucking York. New York State Senate voted down the Gay Rights Bill that has been trying to get through the state senate for like five fucking years. Really? Really, New York? That's gonna be your bit? Gonna be your thing? Oh God, fuck. New York politics could just get me in a fucking rage. I don't even live there anymore and I'm just fucking livid. All I'm gonna do is sit around and crisps for the rest of the day, that's all I'm gonna do. Aww fuck, shit, God damn all day. All I'm going to do. And there goes a perfectly good day. It's nice outside and stuff, but I can't enjoy it. New York, I'm looking at you. It's not fucking fair. And, uh just, God, this is kinda bad. It's been a bad couple of years for gay marriage. I mean, there's been some progress, yeah, but you know, New York and California, aah, it's just fucking bullshit. |
VLOG274 | 5.2 | 5.5 | 3.8 | 5.4 | 5 | VLOG274 | 239.5 | 0.45098 | 1.0352 | 0.54847 | 3.8293 | 0.24182 | 0.57357 | 0.19313 | 0.016202 | 0.68266 | 5.1991 | 4.3872 | 0.007369 | 1.4972 | -0.000014 | 0.003675 | 0.29467 | 0.69221 | 0.21926 | 0.043796 | 0.31675 | 4.02276 | 0.011111 | 153 | 207 | 274 | I feel like it's been forever! I've been really busy since -- actually I don't really know when. Busy -- actually -- okay, I'm not busy -- I -- I just -- I don't know, like, every time it gets to be, like, winter and stuff, like, I go insane, like, I just -- I, um. Oh yeah, so the Halloween party that I went to was really fun the guys planned this haunted house scavenger hunting for the girls. Yeah, it was quite an experience I would say. But we didn't, like, carve pumpkins or anything. We were supposed to but what happened was the night before Halloween we went to the grocery store to buy stuff and then we couldn't find any more that sold pumpkins after, like, one o'clock in the morning so we decided to, um -- I know this is bad. I don't know if I, like, I'm gonna get in trouble for, like, saying this but we went driving through the neighborhood and we actually borrowed, um, people's pumpkins. So by the end of the night we got, like, fifty pumpkins and, um, to people who live around my neighborhood, I'm sorry. I mean if you're gonna freaking, like, put pumpkins on your front porch then who -- like, who's not gonna steal them -- you know? Like, so I'll post the pictures, um -- I mean it's not that you wanna see them anyway but I really don't care what you guys think. I'm kidding. I think my hair's growing. I hate having short hair like this. It's so annoying, like, yeah, it's fun for, like, the first month but after that, like, the whole growing process is just boring. But then, I mean, if you think about it, when anything grows it's pretty sucking annoying. Me growing as a person is freaking annoying so -- I mean, duh. Wow! I'm, like, out of it. I don't know. Why am I making this video? Oh my god. Mmmm. We have a new President of the United States. Huh! Barack Obama! Yeah! I'm so happy -- you don't understand, like. Like, I was watching his, um, speech on YouTube, like, in Chicago and I started crying, like, I have hope in this country, I really do. I don't know if you notice but I don't have bed sheets on my bed at the moment and the reason being is because my dog decided to take a piss on my bed sheets. She never did it like until recently so, I mean, if you guys know anything about dogs can you, like, please tell me 'cause it's freaking annoying, like, I wake up and like, in the middle of the bed, and it's like, freaking A. Yeah, I'm just gonna go now. I'm not gonna say anything else. |
VLOG275 | 3.7 | 5 | 5.2 | 5.1 | 5 | VLOG275 | 162.2 | 0.41758 | 0.99016 | 0.38407 | 3.6747 | 0.32809 | 0.6695 | 0.20566 | 0.018527 | 0.74457 | 6.421 | 3.5717 | 0.003755 | 1.1288 | -0.000002 | 0.001538 | 0.51467 | 2.2754 | 0.72073 | 0.026647 | 0.31675 | 6.437145 | 0.073241 | 123 | 163 | 275 | The bar I'm gonna talk about today is Train Bar. Um, also called Mistral Bleu. Um, it's -- it's in Roppongi. Um, basically to get there from Roppongi Crossing is you walk down towards -- depending on the side of the street you walk on, you walk down towards either McDonalds or Donki Hordo . Um, basically, it's right at McDonalds, then there's a tiny little street and then you're -- if you cross that tiny little street, uh, you see some stairs going down and Train Bar is -- is in the wall right next to those stairs. Uh, that sounds maybe a little difficult but it's -- it is quite easy to find. Ask anyone for, uh, um, yeah, uh where McDonalds is and, uh, you should pretty much see it. Um, Train Bar is a rock bar. Uh, it's really tiny. It's one of the -- I think it's the only rock bar really in, uh, in Roppongi -- at least I haven't found any else. And, uh, I haven't heard about any else and generally, there's not that many up in Tokyo. Um, so they only play rock music. Uh, heavy rock, metal, um, some kind of -- some -- sometimes the old rock. Basically, anything in the rock genre. Um, it's -- it's very small, uh, but can get very busy. Um, in general, the crowd is a little bit older. Uh, I'd say in general, people are plus thirty. Not saying young people don't go in. They do, but they definitely don't make out the majority. As also, in general -- I'm speaking in very general terms here -- in general, the crowd is more men than women. Um, and I think both fit, just because, you know, uh, old style rock music -- so it has an older crowd. Uh, and in general -- in my experience at least, uh, rock music, especially the older kind, was more of a guy thing than a girl thing, in very, very general terms. Uh, so that might explain it. Uh, ironically, it's a rock bar but you find a lot of high end people there. Uh, usually people with, uh, with quite good jobs and even people taking out business partners for a drink in the night and stuff like that. I definitely made some -- some very good contacts there. Um, fights pretty much never happens. Uh, I've heard about them one or two times, never seen them and I go there a lot. Uh, I'd say, you know, it's a once in a full moon, uh, kinda thing. It'll happen, maybe a small fight every year, you know, maybe a couple of times every year or something like that. Uh, the crowd are usually very cool, very friendly. It's definitely a meet people kind of spot. People are very easy to talk to. Um, the only -- the -- one of the down sides is though that since it's so tiny, it only takes one person to fuck it up for everyone else. If one person is being a loud idiot who runs around doing stupid shit and is generally very annoying, you can't really move away from him, you know, even if you go down to the other end of the bar. He's still very, very much, you know, doing stuff to your experience, so that's perhaps one of the only downsides. Um, when it gets crowded and when not -- I can't say when. Of course, in general on a Thursday, Friday, Saturday are more crowded than, um, the other days. When it's open? It's usually open every day, sometimes Sundays closed. And, um, of course on special holidays and stuff like that. It usually opens around, uh, five or six in the -- uh, six or seven in the evening, roughly. Again, but that also depends. It's pretty much when the owner or whoever works on that day decides they want to open. Staff -- very, very cool people, by the way. Um, you will find a healthy mix of both Japanese and, um, foreigners. Uh, sometimes more foreigners, sometimes more Japanese. I'd say it's roughly fifty fifty. Um, the prices is fairly cheap compared to places in Roppongi. It's definitely one of the cheaper places in Roppongi. Uh, beer and such start at seven hundred yen and pretty much nothing goes over a thousand yen. Uh, the only prices that go over a thousand yen are things like a bottle of red wine or champagne, things like that. Uh, but in general, they're pretty cheap. Uh, from five to nine thirty is happy hour. Or is it eight thirty? Now, nine thirty, I'm pretty sure. Um, or is it just nine? Anyway you get the general -- nine ish, uh, it's happy hour which means, uh, all drinks are five hundred yen, which is super cheap, uh, in Roppongi. So that's definitely a good spot to warm up. Uh, they also, um, they have a bell that you can ring. If you ring it, you buy shots for everyone at the bar. Usually, I would not recommend doing that if it's a full night. Um, shots are usually around eight hundred yen, by the way. Um, they have a very healthy music selection and feel free to request songs. Go over and browse through their -- they have pretty much huge wall section uh for -- for CDs. You can also bring in your own CDs and stuff like that, as long as obviously the music kind of fits. Uh, you won't hear any Britney Spears, I'm sorry. Um, the -- the bar has a very long history. Uh, it's pretty much always been in the same family. The owner's Indian. His name's Roy -- very cool guy. Um, and it's been his -- been in his family from the beginning. I think it's around thirty years now and have been visited by a lot of rock bands, rock crews and stuff like that after concerts and stuff like that, which is a very nice to happen. Um, they definitely have a lot of regulars. Oh, I'd say regulars make up eighty percent of the people that are usually there. There's not that many tourists because it's -- it's usually not in tourists -- uh, it's usually not in tourist books. Uh, it has been a couple of times though, but in general is not. Uh, which is a shame, it's really cool. Um, yeah, so, uh, but I definitely -- you know, should I rank it? Should I rank it from -- um, on a -- on a one to ten? Depending on what you're in the mood for, you know, it would be perfect. Other times, it's just not. Um, I don't want to give anything a ten so I'd -- I'd give it an eight or nine, you know. Pretty -- pretty damn good. I recommend it if, uh, if you like rock music. If you don't, then it might not be so much your place. Anyway, um, so if you're in Roppongi, check out Train Bar. It's a cool place. |
VLOG276 | 2.6 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 3.9 | 3.7 | VLOG276 | 204.88 | 0.26987 | 1.3243 | 0.47487 | 3.5058 | 0.28785 | 0.83694 | 0.11635 | 0.020267 | 0.55626 | 6.4288 | 2.8421 | 0.000682 | 1.1917 | -0.000009 | 0.000345 | 0.19114 | 1.4581 | 0.55908 | 0.052958 | 0.38344 | 2.966745 | 0 | 100 | 190 | 276 | Hey, YouTube. Um, I have been thinking a lot about relationships and relations with different people. Um, I learned a lot this summer and recently about -- mostly about, like, how different people create different relationships and how multiple different people can cause relationships to end weird or be weird. I don't know -- I -- I struggle with different kinds of relationships, personally, ah, because of the way I grew up, but that's not always the case, and I'm not, like, using it as an excuse. It's more like family relationships. I'm just talking about, like, friends. Um, I made a mistake this summer and at that point in time it was like the best thing I thought to do, and what I felt was right, and maybe there was too much emotion going on, ah, for me personally. Uh, it's -- it's --it's like a -- like a weird, tricky balance that you -- is hard to -- to deal with sometimes. I don't really, I don't know. I struggle with relationships every day of my life. It's 'cause they take work, and I -- it takes a lot of guts and a lot of want to fix something after you broke it, intentionally, unintentionally, whatever. Um, 'cause sometimes people make mistakes and they're not quite sure why, and they didn't -- or they didn't think it was a mistake at the time. Um, like my brother called me yesterday and it sounded like he wanted a different -- I have an older brother who I have negative and positive emotions towards -- and he sounded like he wanted to, um, like, build a relationship again, I guess, or, like, he needed something from me. He wanted something from me, but I didn't really feel like I needed to give that to him. 'Cause I wasn't sure it was, and I don't really have very many emotions for him I guess, now. And maybe I'm not ready, uh, and so even when it comes to friends, I -- I learned a lot about what kind of friends I want, and what kinds I need, and what kinds I don't, uh, and, I'm not opposed to owning up to my mistakes -- that's not the issue -- it's more like -- I don't know, just not getting other people to understand mistakes, and, like, being able to explain where you were coming from and -- 'cause to me -- to emotions get wrapped up in it. Uh, I don't know, it's hard. It's, like, you don't know how much effort you should put forth for a relationship of any kind. Um, most -- most right now I'm talking about friendships, because I -- I had a group of friends this summer that I did something that I didn't view as necessarily wrong, and it just started to get disbanded, and then apparently I got distant. I mean what really happened is; I just started spending more time with other people, or I was working full time; I mean, that's the other thing that happened. I don't know. I just get super confused. And it -- it does take a lot of guts just to, you know, call someone up and be like, yes, what I did wrong. Um, and then you have to weigh out if that's really necessary, but I mean honestly I guess another good way to think about something, or anything in life is, what do you really have to lose? Usually, you don't have anything to lose because you've already lost it, or you never had it before in the beginning anyway. But, it's just sort of, like, having enough courage to -- I don't know -- um, go about that and actually go and do it, is the hardest part, and that's kind of what I'm trying to figure out now. It's like, who's -- who's most of my relationships, actually? It's like, what is the pro and con of -- of me, you know, putting myself out there, and like, trying this. Because, more often than not, it's not going to be the -- the outcome that I want. And, like, I do miss people, and I may have messed up, but it's, like, I make one mistake and -- and to them it might have been huge -- and I'm sorry about that, but it's just, like, I made one mistake and it's like everything was poked through -- it gets thrown out the window. And, like, an example of me not forgiving someone, or me not really wanting to build a relationship anymore with my parents, because kind of just the way that all went down, it's much bigger than one mistake it's, you know, fourteen years mistakes, it's a long time. And my brother thinks I need to speak to -- it's just all -- all these relationship issues seem to be coming up, and I -- I'm not the relationship expert, obviously, I -- I -- I kind of fail. But, I do try. I'm only nineteen, it's not like I'm spectacular at life right now. I don't know. So, it's just, like, trying to weight out pros and cons, and trying to figure out who, uh, is going to be most beneficial. That is my update for now. I will update, uh, more often, hopefully, and I hope everyone is doing well. |
VLOG277 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 5.5 | 5.6 | 4.8 | VLOG277 | 159.21 | 0.61405 | 0.78197 | 0.29212 | 3.7586 | 0.31982 | 0.59479 | 0.23415 | 0.018049 | 0.77091 | 6.23 | 2.6448 | 0.003811 | 1.9344 | -0.000055 | 0.003356 | 0.20982 | 1.69 | 0.67546 | 0.048521 | 0.39968 | 6.408609 | 0.115385 | 147 | 160 | 277 | Hey YouTube. Before I started, I just wanted to say thank you for continuing to watch my videos and for subscribing and everything like that. I just logged on today and I just saw the amount of subscribers I had. In the big picture, it's not that much, but I mean, it's just so cool that you guys are actually interested. I know there's so many like, funny, stupid, brainless sort of videos on the internet. You click on them and you watch them. And that's cool, I'm guilty of it too. Failblog all the way. But you know, I wanna try and do something different with this channel. You know, I want to sorta encourage like, thinking and shared creativity and inspire and just make people think, you know. And I know a lot of people aren't really up for that and I know, the internet, it's a great way to do that. But the quantity of those kinds of videos and the popularity of those obviously aren't as big of some of the other more comedic, uh, stupid videos out there. You know, so to see that many people interested in my videos is really amazing, so thank you so much for that. Really. All right, sorry for that bit of a tangent there. Man, man, I just sorta wanted to talk -- I haven't actually done one of these in a long time. I've just been so busy, it feels kinda strange to talk to my computer again. I just want to talk a bit about like, dreams and goals. You know, we all have 'em. We all want to do things in our life and get certain places in our life and accomplish certain things. I -- I mean, I have a lot of goals. I have a lot of big dreams, but sometimes it just gets to a point where, you know, it scares me almost every single day, to think that I might not achieve them. You know, might not get to where I want to be or, you know, things just won't work out the way I hope they -- hope they -- hope they woo -- clearly I haven't done this in a long time. Hope they do, so it's good to be determined. I am definitely very determined and I have a lot of things on my to do list. I am going to do that. I'm determined to follow through on these ambitions and you know, do what I want to do in my life and be happy and content. And that determination, you know, comforts me. But at the same time, I'm getting to a point where, it's, you know if I, if I don't quite get to where I want to be, how I feel that I won't be fulfilled. You know, that I won't be satisfied. And it's scary. It's like someone wanting to dig a hole to Japan, you know, the old myth that you could just dig a hole through the earth to get to the other side, China or Japan. And I'm digging that hole and I'm going down there and I'm getting there, but at the same time I look back and I'm so deep that there's no way out of it, you know. I'm on this route and I have these dreams and I have to get there. But at the same time, it's scary because I know that if I don't get there, I'm going to be stuck in this hole. It's -- I don't know, basically I'm rambling, gosh. I just was wondering. You know? I'm sure many of you have dreams and ambitions or had some and you've achieved them, maybe accomplished them, maybe are still working on them. What do you do to sort of comfort yourself in hopes of achieving them, you know? How do you, you know, tell yourself that you know, everything's going to be okay; things will work out the way they're supposed to work out? Because to me, just saying that is not enough. You know, I have these dreams. I want to do some big things in my life. You know, I want to get into film and I want to, you know, I wanna make movies; I want to write movies; I want to act in movies. I want to do all those things. Fine, that's a hard thing to do. There's hundreds of other damn Goldbergs out here wanting to do the same thing and why me? So basically, I'm just asking what do you guys do to sort of help your own selves out, you know? What do you -- what do you do to help bring up that confidence or maintain your calmness, I guess? Sometimes I'm sitting at home, feeling like I should be doing something, working on my dreams, you know. Like doing something that will get me further. Cause sometimes I just can't. You know, I'm sitting at home, at work in a few hours and there's really nothing else to do except watch some TV. But to me it's like wasted time, like I should constantly be doing something to help me get to where I want to be in my life and you know, in one way I guess it's a good thing. You know, I have this determination, but at the same time it freaks me out every day, you know. Scares me every day to think that I have all these dreams and that potentially they might not turn out the way I want them to. I don't know. I -- basically I just -- what are your thoughts on that and like I said, what do you guys and girls do to, you know, just make it all better and, you know, bring out that confidence in yourselves to actually achieve these? Wow, I'm really rambling. This one is going to have to be edited down a lot. Yeah, so anyways, it's really hot up here so I think I'm going to go downstairs and get a really cold drink, so yeah. Anyways, talk to you later, bye. |
VLOG278 | 5.5 | 5.7 | 5.5 | 5.1 | 5.1 | VLOG278 | 232.47 | 0.2281 | 1.6066 | 0.58933 | 3.8354 | 0.29047 | 0.77005 | 0.13986 | 0.028119 | 0.77844 | 8.045 | 5.6549 | 0.000701 | 1.2592 | -0.000004 | 0.000332 | 0.20129 | 2.112 | 0.70475 | 0.051515 | 0.33369 | 6.706495 | 0.222552 | 120 | 160 | 278 | It's quite, yeah, it's very -- very sweet little village and, uh, this other clip I'm gonna show you is partly why I love this village so much -- so much, it's, uh, it's very beautiful and this is the evening just before -- the day before we were leaving. Um, and I was taking uh, oh, what do you call that -- call that, um -- um, we -- we were going for a swim, me and my friend, and we hadn't -- we hadn't done that all summer. We both love it -- love to go swimming, uh, bathing, um, but we hadn't done that, because we'd been working so much that summer and we did it last -- the last evening before I left and uh, this is just from that evening. And I'm getting all, like, mmm, thinking about it, because, yeah, she's one of my best friends and -- and uh, it's very beautiful. It was -- it's a very beautiful place, so -- I think we need to go a bit faster if this video is not going to be too long because you're not going to be bothered to watch it. And I've -- um, I haven't yet but I'm going to spend, probably hours editing this, so watch it to the end, okay. Anyway, the next clip is, let's have a look, yeah, it's when me and my dad and my brother are leaving the village and, yeah here it is. Hi, YouTube, um, it's so good to see you all. Um, I hardly know what to say that it's been such a long time. Some of you are going, who is that? I haven't seen her in ages and I can totally understand that but. . . Hello, I'm XXXX, um, welcome, to the new subscribers that have joined us, um, during the time I've been away. I don't know what to say just to -- so we'll just get cracking 'cause there's a lot of clips for me to show you and I just need you to understand them; just give me, cut me a bit of slack here. This is what I'm working with, Okay? This is my computer, Okay? And I have to do this. I have to push it, like that, just to get a screen. So, as you can guess, I'm getting a new computer, but this is why it's so difficult for me to make videos. Yeah, so anyway; now that you know that; let's get to the first clip. The first clip I need to show you, is from the summer when we were - um -- just about -- um -- to go off to the wedding. It was the twenty fourth of July and I promise you, you would meet my new roommate, Emma and you will -- and here's the clip that we'll show you: Hello, YouTube. Um, we're about to go to the wedding, I was talking about; and we're going by bus because we don't really have any other choice. So here we are. Meet Emma, YouTube, go to meet Emma, Emma, YouTube. And this is us looking all nice and dressed for the wedding and this is our lovely transport and it's going to come down this road very soon. So that was Emma. Um, actually the wedding was absolutely beautiful. It was absolutely beautiful. It was actually; I had such a good time. I've -- it must have been the best wedding I've ever been to. I had such an amazingly good time, really. Um, Um, the church that got married in, this is really old church and, and a lot of people get married there during the summers. And just after the wedding, I was there, too. There was another wedding and I think that either the bride or groom must have been Scottish because just when we left, there were other guests coming. And they had this man playing bagpipes outside of the church. And I just filmed it a bit; because a lot of bagpipes. I really do love it. But, bagpipes, that's what you call it. Um, but, I'm going to show you. But, you might want to turn the volume down, just a little bit for this clip, yeah? . Bagpipes, one of these days, I'm going to learn to play it. I'm going to play it for you and you will all unsubscribe. Um, yeah, after the wedding, I went home to my village again and I helped my dad and brother pack everything up and clean the house and these were like one of the warmest days that summer. It was so warm and this is just a clip that I filmed when I was cleaning out one of the rooms and we'd been cleaning for hours and hours, for days, actually. And we were all just so tired of it so, yeah, we just hated it. And we hated the house; we just wanted to leave. Uh, this is a clip of it and, yeah, I -- I watched it just now and I'm almost -- I'm so glad I'm done with that. Well, anyway, here it is: Hello, people! We're cleaning out the house and it's, I'm not kidding but its forty five degrees. It's in the weather and it's so flipping warm and I know, it's been on the record that I have gone through this entire move and this entire clean out of this house singing, "It's too hot, it's too hot in this town. My will to live is melting and that's what's got me down. It's too hot. " and it's still stuck in my head and I can't stop singing it. It's terrible. And it's so hot so it's very appropriate, I suppose. But, yeah, I'm going to keep cleaning now. Anyway, I just wanted to pop in to say, hi, rrrr. I just want to show you my village, the village I lived in just bits of pieces of it and the first clip, you'll see, is, just like, um, from the balcony of my friends house and it's not, obviously not, the entire village, but almost. It's not very big. So here's that. After that we went down south in Sweden to our family, um, our relatives that live down there. And we spent a few days with them, and some friends of ours. And, uh, that's also a very beautiful place. You should go to Sweden, really, it's a beautiful country. Um, here are just some bits and pieces of that trip. This next clip is from when we had arrived in Spain. Because, I went down to Spain with my dad and my brother, 'cause they are moving there, as I said. And this is just a clip of my dad making dinner. He likes to cook. He really likes to cook. Um, and it was the first evening in -- in their new apartment so this is when he -- my dad, cooking. You should've been to that taste that because that was really nice. It tasted very, very good. Um, and this last clip is just uh, what I filmed on the plane, because the clouds, it seriously looked like you could walk on them. You know, in movies, when they walk on -- on -- on -- on, like, in the sky on clouds? Yeah, it -- just totally looked like you could -- I so wanted to step out and just walk on it. Would -- probably would not have been a good idea, but this is just -- just what it looked like. It was just -- Yeah, so that was it. Um, as I promised you and I know we haven't see each other in a long time. Well actually, it did upload that thing in the Mac Store. Not like I-- that was fun! I've never done that before. And camera, direct upload, I don't know what you call it, um, it was fun. And I have like, a Apple Store -- a, like -- Apple Store clip like everyone famous in the YouTube. Well, anyway. So that was all, I'll see you soon. Um, I don't have an internet in my apartment yet, that's why I'm not on YouTube that much nowadays, but I will get it soon. But it was really nice to see you again and uh, yeah, I'll see you soon. |
VLOG279 | 6.1 | 3.1 | 3.6 | 4.1 | 5.5 | VLOG279 | 196.05 | 0.65819 | 0.99848 | 0.40277 | 3.9443 | 0.25689 | 0.60757 | 0.23033 | 0.022916 | 0.76144 | 7.2749 | 2.6997 | 0.008099 | 1.4652 | -0.000045 | 0.005111 | 0.26598 | 2.4684 | 0.74073 | 0.042132 | 0.30008 | 7.298368 | 0.195807 | 130 | 146 | 279 | Hey guys, it's me. I've made a video in a long time and that's why I'm making it right now. I was about to say right F'ing now and I was like no need to swear, I never swear much, so I don't know why I would swear. So, some news. I'm going to Beyoncé again, uh, twice, because I have two tickets. I'm going to Beyoncé again, yeah twice. So, you know, Beyoncé and me are best friends, you know, best friends. So much better camera, so you'll get to see my face in high definition. I know. Um, other news, other news, America opened in Dublin, so I got this shmeck , aha, a new one, in a different color and I had to actually pay for them unlike who's just is like, oh, I got send me, ah, seventy two random assorted items of clothing maybe or maybe not because I don't have half a million subscribers. Whatever. Anyway, So I just finished reading a book and I don't normally say -- I read a few books. I went on holidays as you know, and I'm quite tanned if you noticed that, but anyway I read a few books. I read these two books in particular. Um, The Perks of Being a Wallflower, uh, which is quite wonderful. Um, and it's all written in like, letters and it's really good. And this book here it's called Terrorist and it's by, you know, the late and great, John Updike. It's a -- you know, all of his books are magnificent books. Um, and that's the books I've been reading. Um, I'm trying to think if there is anything else I can talk about which there is nothing really. I got a Dolce and Gabbana shirt which was like the highlight of the last month. Oh, I dressed up as Beyoncé. If you're following me on daily booth, you'll know that I dressed up as Beyoncé for a costume, um, party. Today, yeah, I'll put a link in the -- in the sidebar, the side bar. I think I just pointed the wrong way; can't remember. Um, yeah, I won best dressed, I got -- I got a tenner, I think, 'cause it was the only win, yeah, so, you know, why not? You know, money is good. Um, I'm trying to think of something else I can talk about. Um, nope. Okay, so this seems like a good natural end to the video. Uh, and before we end it I'm just looking around my room in the hopes that I see something that inspires me. I showed you that I got Murder She Wrote, but I don't know what to say about that. Um, okay, I'll be seeing you then. Bye. |
VLOG280 | 3.8 | 5.6 | 4.7 | 5.5 | 4.5 | VLOG280 | 222.55 | 0.27221 | 1.1973 | 0.40889 | 3.4797 | 0.26931 | 0.8172 | 0.12418 | 0.021535 | 0.47985 | 4.9883 | 2.2981 | 0.010483 | 1.2685 | -0.000167 | 0.006183 | 0.21659 | 1.0907 | 0.43592 | 0.050122 | 0.39968 | 6.356762 | 0.237342 | 123 | 160 | 280 | It's Saturday, and you're watching XXXX. This week we are talking about what we want to be or what we wanted to be, um, when we grew up. And I don't think it's been that easy a question for everyone, because I think everyone goes through that, uh, you know goes through twenty, thirty time - things that they want to be -- um, just about everyone. I know I've had a lot of things. Um, I had really huge desire to be a singer, like Kaitlin. Um, I never really thought I had what it took to make it so I didn't pursue it in any way. I wanted to be an actress and was really into drama, but oh my gosh, I -- as bad a singer as I am, I am so much worse an actor. Um, but you know I love those things, I do them anyway but, um, but you know, I always thought I'd do something creative. If I was gonna -- teaching was the one thing that I actually thought I might go into. I -- I spent a lot of time just not even knowing. Growing up, I really didn't have any one thing I was like, I want to be this. Um, when I got to like high school when you're really supposed to be thinking about these things, I -- I kind of focused on teaching because -- because I love kids, because, um, because it left me open to, um, any field, really, because you can become a teacher of anything so I still -- you saw that bug this time, right -- okay, I'm pretty sure. Okay. Um, anyway, so I could be anything. I could teach anything, so that was kind of my thing. I just never really had anything I really wanted to focus on. More recently, I thought about going back to school for things but, um, I just don't know. The -- the only thing I really would go back to school for is psychology. I really find the way people thing fascinating, and if you watch YouTube, you probably do, too, if you watch blogs, because that's really what it's all about, is just kind of people watching without being creepy, you know? There is one thing that I can safely say I always wanted to be. And when I'm asked the question what did you want to be when you grew up, it's usually my answer, because it's -- it's absolute -- it's the one thing that I never wavered on and that is, I wanted to be a mommy. And I live that dream. And I am so -- I feel so fortunate to -- to be able to say I do what I wanted to do when I grew up. I um, I'm really, really blessed that I get to stay home a -- and be with my boy, because I was a nanny before I had kids. It was -- it was actually the perfect job, obviously, um, and the fact is I stay -- I ha -- I spent so much more time with these kids than their parents did, and it really made me sad to think that, um, that their parents were missing out on these things. I mean, um, I took care of them from the time they were babies, like, couple months old. I saw first steps, I saw a first word, and I really, I swore I just did not want to be that parent that missed those things, and uh -- not that I'm saying anything bad about those parents because they had to do what they had to do -- um, you know they -- they were just doing what they needed to -- to -- to provide. So, I guess that's about it. Next week -- I'm so excited -- I cannot wait for my Secret Santa present. Thing is like, Kaitlin, I wanna wait. I thought I was gonna have - I was gonna be the only one who was like, open it. I'm a three year old when it comes to Christmas presents. I just, I want to open them, I want to shake them, and then rip 'em open. So, um, I hope I don't have to wait to do that. I will video it, of course, that's the point, but I'm not waiting 'till next Saturday. It's just not gonna happen -- it will be after Christmas. How can I wait 'till after Christmas to open it? That's not gonna happen. But um, you know, but what -- I am so much more excited actually. I'm really excited to get my present and just see what, um, what someone would get for me, because I -- because I'm kind of new and not as well known, you know we don't know each other as well, so it will be interesting to see. But, I'm actually really more excited to see everyone else open their presents. Um, I'm a give -- I'm a giver. I'm a taker, too -- come on -- I like to get -- but I just love to give gifts. I love it. I wish I was filthy rich because I would just buy everyone presents every day of the year. Anyway, tomorrow's XXXX and then we start Secret Santa Week. It'll be so much fun -- make sure to come watch us open our presents -- isn't that the fun of Christmas anyway? Merry Christmas, everybody. |
VLOG281 | 4.6 | 4 | 4.7 | 4.4 | 4.6 | VLOG281 | 228.23 | 0.36116 | 1.2891 | 0.52148 | 3.6649 | 0.32031 | 0.73491 | 0.18767 | 0.023519 | 0.56962 | 6.7122 | 3.9788 | 0.001852 | 1.7147 | -0.000002 | 0.001453 | 0.43869 | 1.6065 | 0.58922 | 0.03033 | 0.36676 | 6.372884 | 0.106952 | 151 | 158 | 281 | Oh I love you too, I love you too, yes I do, I love you too. Okay. Check them out. That's the whole world looking at you. The whole world. Emmett, say "Hi". Anyway this is a response to XXXX, she made this video entitled, XXXX, but it was kind of cool I thought. So everybody who watched her video got tagged, just because we're watching, so I'm going to do the exact same thing. If you're watching me, right now, consider yourself tagged. So anyway, XXXX, um -- you wanted five facts about me. All right, okay, let me think, let me think, let me think. Let me think. You know anything about me Emmett? What should I start with? Okay, um, fact number one. Wow. Okay now don't go and tell me to please say something in German because -- Like I can actually think of something on the spot, you know -- don't put me on the spot, okay? I came to America sometimes in September -- oh my God I forgot to pay -- September ninety four, yeah. That's when I came to United States and I've been ever since and I have not spoken any German ever since then. So um -- you know it's true what they say, you don't use it you lose it. So I lost it. It takes me about ten minutes to put a sentence together because I really forgot how to speak Deutsch. But I can still understand you, I can still read it, but you know , no don't ask, please. Okay. Thinking, thinking, thinking. Fact number two. What's fact number two? You don't know? I have two of these. This right here's Emmett and Romeo, well who knows where he is, but uh, I'll grab him later. Yeah I got two boy cats and I love them to bits and pieces even if they bite me, yes . Bye bye, yep. Fact number three. Yeah, fact number three. I am a empath. Now what this means is um -- okay there's uh -- uh -- there's different kind of empaths in the world but um -- what this means is I am very sensitive to people around me. That includes cats too. It means whoever I'm around, I not only feel what this person is feeling, I also kind of sort of become that person, whether I like it or not. I haven't really found a way to control that quite yet, but I'm working on it. But um, yeah I'm around a whole lot of people I can become drained very quickly because I tend to feel everybody all at the same time and -- woo . It's kind of like taking a ride in a blender, you know, so that's one reason why I can never ride a bus, because -- oh my God! Yikes! I'm usually sick for about two weeks after I get off a bus. So I can't do buses because of that. I'm trying to avoid crowds too because it's just not -- it's just not very healthy for me. Okay, that was fact number three, now okay -- number four. Hey I like this bonding thing we're doing here. Let's see -- fact number four. Um -- oh! Fact number four! I'm not smoking anymore! Have you noticed? In none of my videos you see a cigarette popping up no more -- hmm hmm. Yeah, that was one of the hardest things I've ever done, but also the -- one of the best things. Now, the way I got off of cigarettes was with a nicotine patch -- it's called What's it called? Nicquitin CQ -- now that stuff works like a charm. You start with step one. Just slap on the patch, and uh, no more cravings -- completely gone. Now the best -- now the best part about Nicquitin CQ for me anyways was at nighttime, when I went to sleep, oh my God, I had dreams in three D and Technicolor. I couldn't wait to go back to sleep, it was like going to a movie. Uh -- you wake up and you -- and you remember almost everything. It was amazing. Yeah, love when that happens. I'm so glad I did it. That's the best thing I've ever done and I -- I swear, I will never pick up another cigarette ever again. I've gotten stressed again after -- afterwards yeah, but still stayed smoke free and I'm a keep it that way. Now that's probably the reason why I gained a little weight, because when you stop smoking -- um -- you're gonna put on a few pounds -- comes with the territory. But I feel a lot healthier, oh yeah. Now -- um -- okay -- um -- um -- um -- um -- um -- what else -- what else -- what else? What else -- what else -- what else? Fact number five. Fact number five -- here comes Romeo, come here. Ay ay ay ay ah . Ah, what a moomb . Romeo - hey gorgeous. Now this is my slinky little Romeo. Ain't he a angel? Say "hi" to everybody. You don't feel like it? He doesn't feel like it -- hmm. All right that doesn't really count as a fact but -- that just counts as a cat. So -- gosh -- fact number five. I love making videos of my little sister Stephanie because you know -- the whole impact thing -- the girl takes me to goofy land, every time, never fails. Woah. Exactly. Yeah well I can do this -- Twist it like that -- oh yeah! Here we go -- do it -- do it -- do it -- do it -- do it. like that and squeeze it through your hand . I don't know how -- like this? Like this, like that I did it! Oh my God -- I'm stuck! Help me! She is twelve. When I come around her, I'm twelve, too. So uh -- well -- yeah. Yeah we get pretty stupid, but it's fun, yeah? Geoffrey . Okay and just like Kara I'm a throw away in a fact number six just for the fun of it. Something you probably already know if you've been watching my previous videos, but if you haven't, here's fact number six. I am the biggest Michael Jackson fan in the entire world, yes I am. Oh, let me throw in one more fact. Fact number seven -- I have a new website. It's called XXXX. tk. It comes with a chat. Well I had to make a brand new chat because the other one wouldn't let me in any more for some unknown reason, so it's got a new chat. And, come check it out. I know I'm sorry XXXX, I know it took me forever to make this video -- um -- well, there's always something that keeps coming up, so -- I'm glad I finally got around to it because it's been in the back of my mind, like I owe this girl a video -- give it! And in XXXX tradition, if you have been watching me up until now, consider yourselves tagged. I give you seven facts about me, now give me your seven facts. I love this bonding thing, don't you? I saw different people . Ah -- ah! My butt hurts. Her butt hurts. Ah! She broke her house today -- and don't do drugs! |
VLOG282 | 5.7 | 4.1 | 3.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | VLOG282 | 178.06 | 0.38834 | 1.1048 | 0.36465 | 3.7527 | 0.32401 | 0.65494 | 0.23866 | 0.020784 | 0.46801 | 6.1212 | 1.8684 | 0.001848 | 1.7169 | 0.000008 | 0.001298 | 0.23439 | 3.432 | 0.84283 | 0.044622 | 0.24558 | 5.71967 | 0.0361 | 143 | 154 | 282 | Hey everybody, what's up? I have got my first Eclipse movie update for you. Very, very exciting. The very first image released from Eclipse is finally available in super, super, super high quality. You can click the link in the info to check it out. Zoom in on it; whatever you want to do. Um, now I do realize that this, uh, has been out for a few of weeks. I actually saw it in entertainment weekly, like, a month ago, but, um, you know, it was just, like, a picture in the magazine and you couldn't really do anything with that see it in. So, um, now, of course, it is available online in super high quality, like I said. Uh, it's kinda tough to, like, say what your opinion is on a picture, because there's not really a whole lot going on in the picture. But, um, I'm very glad to see the good meadow back from New Moon, ah, as compared to the not meadow from Twilight, so that is a plus. Let me know in the comments what you think about the photo; if you can make opinions about it, really. And, as soon as I hear anything else about Eclipse, I will let you guys know. |
VLOG283 | 5.5 | 5.9 | 5 | 5.6 | 4.5 | VLOG283 | 167.16 | 0.48198 | 0.96394 | 0.35916 | 3.9171 | 0.22914 | 0.62085 | 0.20825 | 0.022996 | 0.77657 | 7.523 | 3.0817 | 0.04693 | 0.87581 | 0.00005 | 0.018679 | 0.41044 | 3.5189 | 0.82129 | 0.030854 | 0.2334 | 6.357535 | 0.089005 | 137 | 181 | 283 | Okay, so I've just come in, um, from the dentist, and my mouth is totally numb. I'm not even joking, from that side to there, part of it is totally numb, so I thought I'd do a little video blog, because I'm not sure that's been done -- it probably has been done before, but I thought it'd be pretty funny, because little -- oh my, oh my God, it's going towards that side, what the fuck's going on? And I don't know who'll see this, um, but I feel like a bit of a freak. Um, I can't thaw half my face. All it was for was a filling, and he got a needle out and numbed me. What's interesting is when I was led there. Um, I asked him; I says, ah, I wonder who invented, um, you know, the chemicals that make you numb. Well, I say chemicals, but I have no idea what you call it. And yeah, he mentioned something about, um, the Amazon Forest, you know, how they found it there first and, you know, did their research, which I thought was pretty cool, because I had no idea that it all started in a rainforest. Amazon Rainforest. I think it's a rainforest. Isn't it? I've no idea. Forest, rainforest, same thing; just one's got more rain than the other. Okay, an update on the numbness, it's actually still numb, from there to there. Oh yeah, and the reason that I look down there is because it's got like a little display, where I can look at myself. So that's why people are like, oh, what do you look down there for? Why do you look down there? Why don't you look into the camera? It's because there's a little display thing down there, and I looked it just to make sure I'm in -- in shot, and my jacket has magically disappeared. Okay, so I'm gonna Google, um, how long the numbness should last. I'm actually search on Google and have a look. Okay, let's have a look, um, dental numbness, uh, plus how long does it last. Yes, I am a really fast typer. Um, yeah. Okay, I'm just reading. Um, typically after twenty four hours your mouth should relatively be back to normal. Twenty four hours -- what? Yeah, I don't know if I can last twenty four hours, God, that's ages. Okay, so thanks for watching this rather, um, random video about the dentist, dreaded dentist, and I guess I will see you soon. |
VLOG284 | 3.6 | 5.4 | 5.2 | 5.1 | 4.5 | VLOG284 | 159.96 | 0.72062 | 0.72953 | 0.23345 | 3.3574 | 0.24236 | 0.73706 | 0.17615 | 0.017161 | 0.85458 | 5.8826 | 2.7563 | 0.15225 | 0.96284 | -0.002748 | 0.056224 | 0.25465 | 1.7238 | 0.66151 | 0.04318 | 0.38374 | 7.099092 | 0.257396 | 136 | 154 | 284 | Hello, YouTubers. Um, in my last video I actually had used the music from a local band. I figured I'd just, um, give you a little bit more detail on it. It's a band called Sproll. It's actually a band from my home town. Um, I actually know one of the members in the band who I did work with 'til recently. Um, the music is awesome as you already heard. Um, the song in particular which was um, Eyes have Spoken is on disc which their first EP called Soft Science. Um, now they have another follow up album called Radio that just came out. Um, you can get information at www dot sproll dot ca or at maplemusic dot com. You can actually order the CDs from there. Um, just we're gonna give you a little explanation on that music and uh, but you should go and check them out, they're really awesome. I haven't actually had the chance to see them live yet. I keep missing their shows so I'm hoping that I will get to see the next show so I promise, Glen , I will make it to your next show. Um, there it is, that's it. I just figured I would share that with you. |
VLOG285 | 5.1 | 3.6 | 5.7 | 4.5 | 5.2 | VLOG285 | 151.47 | 0.54706 | 0.81475 | 0.31088 | 3.6261 | 0.31319 | 0.70785 | 0.20378 | 0.014693 | 0.43317 | 4.5769 | 2.0252 | 0.001438 | 1.4355 | -0.000011 | 0.000791 | 0.24584 | 1.7453 | 0.69888 | 0.043927 | 0.40043 | 5.760804 | 0.049536 | 141 | 179 | 285 | Today I would like to bring you a motivational speech from the regions of Waco, America. A short time ago in a county not too far away I addressed you, the YouTube community, by way of an over eloquent vernacular. I again wish to do so and would ask that you continue to view this video to hear the rest of the speech. War on Terror, an almost trite declaration by the US Government in this day and age, begs the question as to how they will fight such a war on terror. With little Suzie terrified of tarantulas and thirty year old Marvin still concerned about what life is like outside of his mother's household, it is a wonder how the service men and women of our country can take on such a giant as terror. I, however, would like to offer a solution. And to those of you chemistry folk, by solution I do not mean a homogeneous mixture of two or more substances, but rather an answer to an enduring question within the confines of American society. We must begin by creating an altruistic society in which the people do not think for themselves. By controlling the thoughts and minds of Americans through outlets such as CNN and Fox News and -- and/or the National Enquirer, we will discover that terror only exists in our minds. Once people are no longer thinking for themselves, we should initiate a false war on terror, on horror, on love, and other emotions that could at one point or another inflict pain on a humanoid. Accomplishing these things would do wonders for the society that we live in today. And by wonders, I do not mean things that happened in the Old Testament or the Bible, but rather a strange unity amongst the people, considering the fact that they're being controlled by the same outlet. With that I conclude my antagonizing and otherworldly speech. Take what you like, leave what you hate, for this is the American idea of hope, change, and something else that I can't remember. |
VLOG286 | 4 | 3.6 | 4.3 | 3.3 | 3.9 | VLOG286 | 146.5 | 0.58047 | 1.1842 | 0.46557 | 3.9581 | 0.23321 | 0.69517 | 0.19256 | 0.016659 | 0.66557 | 7.9116 | 3.795 | 0.00235 | 1.3584 | -0.000009 | 0.001178 | 0.26897 | 2.3804 | 0.71432 | 0.041449 | 0.30008 | 6.419472 | 0.060599 | 117 | 165 | 286 | You're probably starting this video thinking, who is this guy? What's he doing on this channel? He doesn't belong here, especially because his voice isn't sped up. This is a place of sped up voices. You , that's what we're here for, that's what we're here to see. Guess what? I'm not XXXX. I know, shocking resemblance but not, not XXXX. Also my hair is not the right color or look at all. Really everything about me doesn't look like him but whatever. I am here to tell you that I have information for you, information about XXXX. He did an interview with me, me baby. You know, because I know a lot of you are always asking questions in the comments. You know, hey XXXX where do you live? Hey XXXX, what's your phone number? Hey XXXX, I wanna stalk you. Hey XXXX, I wanna stalk you. You know, and, uh, the video, it actually answers a lot of those questions. You know like: A) His name's XXXX, it's in there. B) His name's XXXX. I think he says, there's something about ninjas in there, he likes ninjas, but he also likes pirates. He wants to combine them or something, I don't know, whatever. There's actually sixty minutes of interview minutes that I had to cut down into about twenty minutes, uh, two parts segment of this interview, and, uh, so it's very chopped up, question answer, question answer. But it should be pretty entertaining and for you guys who are looking at the first half going, eh this is kind of boring, check out the second half of the video. Its actually -- I find most of the jokes are probably in the second half. Check it out, links in the side bar, great interview, brought to you by anti work . He gives all kind of information, you know, his social insurance number, his email address, his phone number, you know. The exact address of where he lives, uh, his Facebook account, his MS -- no, his, uh, his MySpace, his pager number, uh, his cell phone number, his house number, his Xbox live gamer tag. Everything you want to know about him is in this interview, but not really. |
VLOG287 | 5.5 | 2 | 3.6 | 2.4 | 3.5 | VLOG287 | 284.95 | 0.3025 | 1.4 | 0.48212 | 3.7974 | 0.32961 | 0.73196 | 0.18732 | 0.035079 | 0.54009 | 8.2916 | 4.3954 | 0.084921 | 0.73492 | -0.00029 | 0.033728 | 0.56736 | 1.9416 | 0.55028 | 0.024237 | 0.28341 | 7.324131 | 0.28168 | 157 | 143 | 287 | Hey, YouTube. It's XXXX here. Something for me to hate on all the haters on YouTube. You know, all you little teenage fourteen, fifteen, you know, thirteen year olds, fourteen year olds, whatever the fuck you are, they go around to all these videos and rate one star and say fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you! You sound like you are uneducated piece of shit 'cause you cuss so much! You're a fat motherfucker! Fat XXXX motherfucker! You're so fuckin' fat! Gay! What the fuck, guys? You're -- you're -- I'm -- okay. Hell with all this. Some are good! Some are good. You suck! Dude, sorry I thought of that, okay? You suck! Proted , lose weight. The fuck? Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you! ! Fuck you to all you thirteen, fourteen and fifteen year old fuckin' little kids who're telling me I need to fuckin' lose weight and fuckin' tell me I'm a fuckin' idiot on my fuckin' videos! Fuck you! ! You comment on my video, great! You're fuckin' watch my video, great! I love it! But you think I'm a fuckin' asshole? ! You think I like to see fuckin' comments on my videos where people telling me I'm fat? ! I know I'm fuckin' fat! You don't need to tell me I'm fat! Why the fuck you have to comment on my videos telling I'm a fat ass and I'm an idiot! ? ! Man, I'm going to have a heart attack. You get me all worked up! I'm pissed off all day! I'm reading my comments; they're coming on my cell phone. I'm checking my e mail; I'm getting some fat, gay, idiot, dumbass! What the fuck! ? ! If you noted that I'm a fat asshole, then why the fuck you take your time to comment on my video! ? ! I'm pissed! I am fuckin' pissed, and you know what? Thank you to the fuckin' people who stick up for me. 'Cause I know I'm a fuckin' fat ass! I know I'm a fat ass! Fuckin' see it my videos! ! What the fuck are you going on there for! ? ! Oh my God, I'm going to have a heart attack. Oh my God, oh my God. Oh my God, Vera , where's the aspirin? Vera, I think I'm having a heart attack! Bring me an aspirin! Vera! ! ! Hurry! Hurry, I love you! Okay. I gotta go. Fuck you! ! Fuck you! ! Fuck you! ! |
VLOG288 | 5.5 | 3.7 | 5.5 | 4.8 | 5 | VLOG288 | 249.21 | 0.24797 | 1.5132 | 0.59124 | 3.6588 | 0.33905 | 0.6747 | 0.28413 | 0.026614 | 0.39483 | 5.6751 | 2.2337 | 0.005858 | 1.4602 | 0.000035 | 0.003421 | 0.20157 | 1.4781 | 0.51026 | 0.05 | 0.34521 | 7.04561 | 0.188775 | 118 | 185 | 288 | And if nothing else works, number ten will get them running for the hills. Well I can't, I'm reading Harry Potter. Sorry. Well kids, it's finally that time of year. The trees are pretty much bare, turkey flying off the shelves, oh, and my favorite part, it's New Moon season. If there's one thing you need to know about me, and please don't let this sway your decision for subscribing, I hate Twilight. It's not the books, it's fans, they're everywhere and they're obsessed and then when I pull out my wizard rock, they look at me like I'm a Martian. Dude, you have, I like boys who sparkle, monogrammed on your tote bag. So, no? I -- I don't know, people have been asking me a lot, Lauren, let's go see New Moon, it's gonna be so much fun if you wanna go Friday night, let's go see New moon. To which I respond, that sounds -- that sounds -- that sounds great but um, no, no, I'm not gonna go see New Moon. I wouldn't mind seeing it, I saw Twilight, not in theaters, but I saw it. And why, my dear friends? Because any time a vampire and or a shirtless werewolf talks, the whole crowd goes into hysterics. And I can tolerate quite a lot, but there's no way I'm gonna sit through that. But it got me thinking, I probably need some sort of excuse. So if you or a loved one are getting pressured in and going to see new Moon, luckily for you, I've combined a list of ten surefire ways to get out of it. I'm allergic to sparkles . I have a lot of reading to get done. I'm afraid of the dark. Man, I -- you know, I -- I really can't make it, I'm -- I'm having a community channel marathon, again. I need to keep re watching the AMTM finale until the right girl wins. Yeah, that one hasn't come on yet. Um, I promised my mom I'd wash the dog . Friday is bath night and I, uh -- in my house we fill up the tub by filling tablespoons with hot water. Shucks, I've got a game that night. |
VLOG289 | 5.7 | 5.5 | 4.9 | 5.2 | 5.2 | VLOG289 | 228.95 | 0.27312 | 1.4997 | 0.49492 | 3.9189 | 0.26556 | 0.68687 | 0.17116 | 0.036032 | 1.04 | 12.632 | 7.3583 | 0.001539 | 1.6461 | 0.000002 | 0.000813 | 0.33129 | 1.2836 | 0.57775 | 0.039243 | 0.45012 | 6.784121 | 0.715532 | 118 | 161 | 289 | Oh my gosh, y'all. I am in my hotel room at Disney World. I'm freaking out, it's so nice. Look this is when you walk in. You've got a little bathroom area and a bathroom in there, and then you've got like this cute little area and these little things, and then a closet and then a bed. Here's where with all my crap on it. Oh, my gosh, huge TV. Holy crap, there's my computer. Oh my gosh, and then I came out here a minute ago and you are not going to believe what just happened to me. Oh, I'm glowing, oh lord. Um, there is -- look at my view. I don't know if you can see much, but you can pretty much just see the glare, but it's like a pool over there; there's a pool over there, and then over there you can't see any more. It's not happening any more. The fireworks at Magic Kingdom are happening. I was watching them and I was like, my life is so great right now. Anyway, so I'm in Orlando and I kind of want to explain to you guys why, because I feel like some of you don't know, but I really want to update you. I've got a few messages, but I just wanted to let everybody know at the same time. I'm doing the Disney College Program, so I'm going to live down here until January at least and work at the parks and, um, excuse me, and then like take some classes maybe, I don't know yet. But I check in tomorrow and like move into my apartment in the South Side. I'm staying in the hotel room tonight. I'm really glad I did because it's really nice, but yeah, that's what I'm doing in Florida. For everyone that was wondering, um, yeah, this is Delane's blog but I just wanted to tell you because I'm so excited and I wanted to show you my room. Um, yeah, well, um, the drive down was okay. I had like, it was like ten hours, but I stopped in Jacksonville to hang out with my BFF's fam. Sam therefore I-am, who is like the love of my life, he is so precious. And we had dinner with his family and we went shopping and I bought a bunch of crap, so, yeah, that's what I'm doing with my life right now; that's what is happening. I have to get some dinner -- a room service dinner because I'm hungry. But yeah, so, I hope you guys are well, and if you guys live -- I know a lot of you guys live in Florida or near Disney, come and see me, let's hang out. Seriously, if you're ever at Disney just me on Twitter and tell me where you are and we'll all hang out when I'm not working; seriously, because I want to meet you guys. Yeah, so I'm here and I'm so excited, oh my gosh, I just want to jump on this bed, and I'm actually going to do so because it's so huge and I love it. So me on Twitter if you're ever around Disney and you want to hang out. I'm so excited. You can follow me on Twitter, twitter dot com XXXX, I'll put a link on the sidebar, but yes I'm just really excited and I wanted to share my excitement with you, but this is getting really long and boring, so I've got to go. I love you guys so much and I'm starting everything tomorrow so I'll be really, really busy, but I just wanted to let you know. So I'll talk to you soon! Love you guys! Here's a half a heart. You can do the other half, okay. |
VLOG290 | 4.9 | 2.8 | 3.8 | 2.7 | 4.2 | VLOG290 | 166.38 | 0.38596 | 1.4576 | 0.61595 | 3.7748 | 0.34257 | 0.6884 | 0.20134 | 0.023871 | 1.1012 | 8.3368 | 4.1172 | 0.032243 | 1.2812 | -0.00001 | 0.014003 | 0.2762 | 1.6883 | 0.64737 | 0.040791 | 0.38344 | 6.727267 | 0.119733 | 145 | 166 | 290 | Part three. Okay, um, the argument against homosexuality is that, aside from a biblical sense, is that a lot of homosexual -- allowing homosexual people to have children would be detrimental for the children. And let's back track a little bit and review why, apparently, it would be detrimental to the children. No. Let's backtrack a little bit and discuss the idea of homosexual marriage. The idea of ho -- actually let's backtrack a lot and discuss another reason why you wouldn't want to give homosexuals marriage. Namely that marriage should only be give to groups of people that are -- procreate. So the argument of religious people, and they don't have their precious bible to back them up, is that marriage is a function that is and always shall be, solely for procreation. And since gay people, you know, it -- it doesn't work, you know, and lesbians, you know? Not much getting done there in way of procreation. Not much getting done in the way of procreation in a, um, homosexual relationship. That's honest. That's true. And I've heard this argument a million times before, so I'm just going to say it again, old people can't marry then, infertile people can't marry then, you know, um. What about, uh, women who have gone through menopause, can they get married anymore? And then if the couple should get married and decide not to have children, you know, are they, like, committing some grand atrocity? They decide not to populate the chil -- they decide not to populate the Earth. Or, what happens if a couple has kids and then neither of them can have anymore kids? All of the sudden, should the marriage just be erased? The true definition of marriage is not an idea of procreation. Certainly that's -- certainly, it's part of it. But the original definition of marriage was an ide -- was a social contract for a male to gain property, mainly the female. The female was considered property. Now, that really throws it in -- that really, sort of, throws a wrench in the whole operation when women all of a sudden aren't considered property anymore, you know? Because, all of the sudden, you know, it's not an idea of property. This idea that marriage is -- is for love purposes, it really is a twentieth century idea. You know, of course we've carried it into this century, but it has not been around for more than a hundred years or so. Um, marriage was a contract. It is a contract, still. It's a social contract. You're stating to your governing body that you two are going to sort of coexist -- co -- uh, you're going to exist as one; let's just say it that way. So, in exchange for entering into this social contract, the government gives you certain benefits and that is a lot of what this argument is about. For fighting for gay marriage benefits is that, it's not even the title of gay marriage that we're getting after. It's the idea that if you do not allow gay people to marry, you're denying them these benefits, these rights that are granted to heterosexual married couples. Heterosexual married couples have almost number -- an almost infinite number of rights. Like, the, just so you know, the most -- the most obvious example, um, like, if one -- if one partner is in the hospital, the other partner can go in there. They're treated as family. Now, if a gay couple, if one of the -- one of the partners was to be in the hospital, the doctor can tell that person not to go in. They can keep them out. Because they don't have to. Because they're not married. And I'll get into the -- the idea of civil union versus marriage. I have my own opinion about that, but, um, yeah. So the idea that homosexuality in marriage will destroy the American family. I just have to say, I feel sorry for people who are so insecure about their own marriages that they have to blame homosexuals for destroying their marriages. The only marriages homosexuals have ever destroyed are sham marriages that homosexuals entered into to protect their own identity. And the only reason they destroyed them is because they were honest with themselves, so you know, really, homosexual marriage -- |
VLOG291 | 5.5 | 4.6 | 4.1 | 5.1 | 5.9 | VLOG291 | 295.82 | 0.30917 | 1.3086 | 0.39504 | 3.4611 | 0.54048 | 0.45902 | 0.35973 | 0.020326 | 0.54444 | 3.2366 | 1.8445 | 0.001568 | 3.0771 | 0.000026 | 0.00319 | 0.19348 | 1.464 | 0.53637 | 0.053651 | 0.36637 | 6.103229 | 0.126984 | 165 | 151 | 291 | XXXX, are you okay? Are you okay, XXXX? XXXX, are you okay? Are you okay, XXXX? Oh, hey guys, um, this is our XXXX got suspended and possibly forever -- basically forever, yeah. Um, okay, um, it was maybe a year ago, um, maybe less, maybe not half a-year ago but maybe a little bit more that a half a-year ago. I have first got my -- actually when did XXXX come out? Was that, it was in May of two thousand and eight? I think. Maybe. I'm not sure. Um, but that's why I put this video up. The video was Will Farrell's The Landlord. Everyone knows that video. Everyone knows, um, who's battling the internet about The Landlord video. So I put it not knowing about YouTube's -- this is when they first started, ah, do the YouTube, you're going to get zapped into suspension or deletion if you put a video up copyrighted by a celebrity or anything. So I didn't know about it, uh, they first started to do it. So it was this -- I posted a video maybe at two o'clock or three o'clock in the morning, um, because -- am I frozen right now? Yeah I think I was frozen I'm not sure. Sorry, my computer may have just said that. Um, but it was at two or three o'clock in the morning because I remember my sister went to The Dark Night opening at midnight and I stayed up all night on the computer so I put The Landlord up. Maybe five minutes, ten minutes later YouTube sent me a thing, they've took it down saying -- well they've made it unavailable for people to watch. They said, if you don't take this down we will suspend and delete your account. So I'm like, okay. So I delete it. Half a-year, a year later comes, which was a couple of weeks ago and I try to log into my account and it says, this account -- you can not access this account, change email, or something like that. So I message YouTube and I say on a -- on email, and they are no help at all. And Google -- I can't call them because they don't have people to talk to. It's really confusing. Well, maybe they do. It's just really confusing for me. So I send it in and they say -- they also suspended another account that I made for Shinsei . It's an Anime, um, they also suspended that too, so it is like a double whammy. I was pretty popular on there, too. I had a lot of subscribers but still many views on my videos but it's not my videos. But anyways, let's get to the point, and on the email it said the things that made me get suspended. It had The Landlord on it and what I was thinking was, um -- my mom was screaming I'll give you a freaking buck. I don't know if you guys heard it, but yeah, dismind her she's , I don't know. Okay, but um, okay um, where was I? Oh yeah, so they say, we suspended you because of The Landlord and it said you have to settle the dispute with um, with um, with Will Ferrel or who made it, maybe from Udie dot com. I don't know, but I am pretty sure that it was Will Ferrel. It was the creator of the video I think they said, so yeah. So that's pretty impossible, um, so that's that and even, they said even if I settle the dispute with him that I probably wouldn't get my subscribers, my friends and my videos back. So if, you know, um, and so that's that with it and so I made topic revised. I'm going to make all, I'm going to redo all the episodes of um, of, ah, A D-I T-O A-L S, is that the for it? I think -- I think I said it right in the abbreviations and um, Udderface , I'm bringing Udderface back and um, and so, and so yeah, that is what's going on. I, um, there's no more highly logical of what you have read on my channel. And so yeah, basically, yeah, I am never going to get my channel back. So this is the new home, so everyone, um, I have a Twitter account. I -- I just really want people to start following me. So um, and so, yeah, that's about it. So bye, you guys, um, subscribe please, so yeah, uh, bye. |
VLOG292 | 4.9 | 4.4 | 5.4 | 6 | 6 | VLOG292 | 203.66 | 0.41478 | 0.9877 | 0.43521 | 4.2219 | 0.20258 | 0.51304 | 0.1835 | 0.070569 | 1.2204 | 20.976 | 9.2641 | 0.001599 | 2.0312 | -0.000006 | 0.001191 | 0.32107 | 1.2185 | 0.52814 | 0.037879 | 0.43345 | 5.480153 | 0.041916 | 140 | 162 | 292 | Hey everybody, it's October thirtieth, two thousand and nine. I am and I am not a vegetarian, but I probably should be. As you can probably tell from the title I'm presumably going to give this video -- there's probably a title right above my head as you watch this on the internet. For a variety of reasons, vegetarianism makes sense. The first thing -- typically the first thing I've read anyway, that vegetarians or vegans -- which is vegetarian plus, you know, they don't even drink milk, which would be hard for me, man. I always drink milk. Milk is cool -- healthy and everything. So, the first thing that I typically hear vegetarians bring up is the moral issue. That animals have certain rights. And we shouldn't kill them and eat them and I've always sort of wondered about that. I certainly believe we have to protect the environment, you know. The environment produces all of our air, for instance. And if we pollute the air, we will not have any more air to breathe and the humans will all die. So you know, let's not do that. And a variety of other things. The environment is complicated, I don't like -- you know, you start -- they're cutting the rainforest and stuff and cause all these other things that eventually -- just cause crap for people, you know. So certainly you should respect the natural world in that broad extent. Now, how much respect do you give individual animals, though? Particularly if you -- you know, got -- get yourself a whole bunch of cows or whatever that you can produce, sustainably, there would be more cows every new year whatever and you know, more cows are born and stuff and they're replacing the old ones, and there's no particular pollution going on. Though there are separate things with the way we mess with our livestock and jack them up with a whole bunch of hormones and overly high doses of antibiotics even when they're not sick and so forth, which is great for profit margins but not necessarily great for us people that eat all of that and other things that can cause in the long run. There's stuff that's -- I like organic food, myself. I'm not going to eat a whole lot of it, but when I can get it, I like organic. Because it means actual organic and not just they called it organic, 'cause it -- it's complicated. Animals individually, when there's no, you know, grand environmental impact, how much rights do they have? It's a thorny issue, you know, um, we don't typically eat dogs -- you ever notice that dogs are like, you know, intelligent and we let dogs as pets and stuff. Wonder if there's some sort of movement where people get cows as pets. Maybe we'd stop eating cows, you know, or pigs or whatever other things you like to pet, it would be kinda weird to eat it -- ish. You can get into all sorts of issues as -- it comes down to philosophy. The morality of what constitutes, you know, a thing, a human type thing that needs to be protected. Like is a dog, like, you know, one tenth of a human sort of a thing, you know? They deserve a certain amount of protection. Is a cow like one twentieth of a human in terms of how much moral weight it has? I don't know really. It's complicated -- ah, there's the moral issue here. Hard to say. But discarding that entirely, I still ought to be a vegetarian, why? Well, its' healthy. I looked it up. It's actually healthier, you get all your nutrients from vegetables -- what, I'm sorry -- sorry, from non meat products, grains, fruits, vegetables uh, et cetera, et cetera. You think -- well you can get like -- you get protein from meat, right? Yeah, you're better off getting your protein from other stuff. I think like peanuts have protein or nuts of some kind. Oh gee, I don't even know on the top of my head, but I remember looking this up. And as it happens, we're uniquely evolved to need meat. Like if all the teeth of a mouth, for instance, even the pointy one is actually, you know, part of a normal plant eating mouth and such. There's no vital thing that you get only from meat and, you know, everyone knows we ought to eat more vegetables just to be healthy in general. Well, if you're a vegetarian, you'd probably eat up a lot more vegetables, one would think. And then getting back to the environment thing. Meat takes up a lot more resources. the math is on this, but like you could have x amount of corn or whatever to feed a cow which would feed so many people, but like, if you didn't have the cow eat the corn, and you cut out the middle then you end up feeding like a whole lot more people with the original amount of corn -- if everyone was eating corn, or whatever. But we're not, we're eating cows, which is much less efficient, takes up much more land, much more resources. And I don't know if you've been attention, just last couple of decades or something, but somewhat iffy on the resources bit. The population going up, granted, not up as fast as was predicted. Uh, global warming getting worse so thankfully there's more, um, awareness of it, so hopefully we'll turn something around here at some point. I mean just the general principle that I like to divide -- not using more resources than I need, which I'm not going to pretend to be a saint in that regard, but I like the principle of it anyway. You eat the thing which is, you know, could feed more people -- eat them in the more efficient sort of way. And that way happens to be healthier. Put those two together, that is enough for -- yeah, I should be a vegetarian. So I've been thinking about that one the last few weeks and I've been eating less meat at meals. I can get more salad and stuff. Haven't really switched over yet. But I ought to and the rest of the world ought to and we'd save ourselves a lot of resources and a lot of headaches of a very, you know, medical crap that happens because we don't get enough of random nutrients that we ought to get. I don't think those multivitamin pills are really going to help you with that. For some reason, they're not exactly sure why, but for some reason it's so much better to get nutrients out of actual food than a pill. Like the pill may help but not half as much as the food. It's healthier. Being a vegetarian, it's more efficient, and thus, you know, better for the environment -- you use less resources. And there might even be a moral question to boot in there, so yeah. I ought to be a vegetarian, I ought to, getting around to that, and I'm pretty sure the rest of the world ought to be to. Or at least, you know, you don't have to go one hundred percent vegetarian, but like eat less meat maybe? Could you -- could we all try that? We'd all of us just eat like ten percent less meat than you would otherwise. You know, just see if that works. Take this a step at a time, I don't know. Thanks for watching, see you. |
VLOG293 | 3.5 | 3.8 | 3.4 | 3.6 | 4.9 | VLOG293 | 189.25 | 0.23431 | 1.2489 | 0.47194 | 3.6383 | 0.28881 | 0.72456 | 0.20558 | 0.023603 | 0.56415 | 6.6503 | 2.8732 | 0.02402 | 0.80056 | -0.000304 | 0.011375 | 0.30279 | 3.1096 | 0.76234 | 0.039952 | 0.24515 | 4.915426 | 0.020151 | 130 | 182 | 293 | I haven't this much writing this week because I just haven't been motivated, and I noticed that a lot of my friends that were doing it haven't really been either so this poem is for them, Christine, Kara, Paige and Kaitlin , and for myself. The words won't come. Minutes and hours and days of staring at the blank sheet, and yet nothing comes to mind. What should they say? What should they do? You have no idea. How could you? You don't know yourself what to do or what to say, when you feel lost, when you feel empty. What's left to give, when you've already taken everything you have and already put it in? There's nothing left to do or say, you have nothing. And in reading that, I just realized that it's kind of about the ChartJackers' Single which is out today. It makes me happy. I 'm going to go buy that soon, and I think everybody should too. Link in the sidebar. And hopefully next week will go better. I'm going to go finish reading Mother Night. I realize that I'm way behind in my fifty book challenge, um. That's like my thirty eighth book. I have, like, eight weeks to read twelve books. So, procrastination strikes again. See -- |
VLOG294 | 5.4 | 5.3 | 5 | 5.7 | 5.5 | VLOG294 | 201.16 | 0.20695 | 1.6304 | 0.61782 | 3.5989 | 0.30713 | 0.82607 | 0.151 | 0.021595 | 0.31951 | 6.0599 | 2.4883 | 0.078326 | 0.66977 | -0.000462 | 0.021658 | 0.22171 | 1.6899 | 0.59162 | 0.050496 | 0.35009 | 7.107855 | 0.48419 | 124 | 157 | 294 | All right YouTube people. I am making another video because I am like crazy about this new -- well she's not even new -- I think she's been here since like I don't know, two thousand and six whatever. Anyways Moesha Bean. It's my shout out to her. Okay. This girl. Yes. This is her page and everything on YouTube just in case you want to check it out and BB films, subscribe, everything. I'm trying to look for her -- you know -- her link. Where is that link at? I can't exactly find it. Oh I know. It's right here. Can you read that? No you can't. Okay. Well anyways when I put the video up here I 'm gonna put her name inside the tag links. But okay. This girl makes the most amazing films ever. They're short films of course but they're good. Okay. And she is inspiring and if you're like one of my friends, if you're in my group, you know I want to be a movie director. Yeah. She definitely gives me hope. Okay. I mean a black woman making these good films. She makes some good films. And even to the people that aren't my friends, this is a shout out to her. I suggest you all go check out her videos because they are really, really good. I'm serious. Like once that girl comes out with an actual full length movie in theaters and everything, I'll be the first one to have a ticket to go see the screening. You know what I'm saying? Like the premier and everything, that'll be me because her movies are good. They're interesting. They're not boring. And she acts in them too. She acts in her own films which isn't bad because she's not a bad actress. So definitely repping her, shout out to her and promoting her. Y'all need to go check her out. Okay? It's awesome. Later. |
VLOG295 | 5.6 | 4.3 | 4.9 | 4.5 | 5.2 | VLOG295 | 153.61 | 0.39911 | 0.96579 | 0.33452 | 3.7241 | 0.29558 | 0.67544 | 0.20023 | 0.016691 | 0.50841 | 5.3785 | 2.5257 | 0.001233 | 1.5871 | -0.000015 | 0.000823 | 0.24833 | 2.0847 | 0.59082 | 0.043341 | 0.28341 | 6.094665 | 0.145808 | 118 | 155 | 295 | For those of you watching XXXX for the first time, welcome. I'm XXXX, your host. I have been making these XXXX for three years now. That's the same amount of time that I have been living in Japan and probably the same amount of time, I would say, that I have been studying that Japanese language. A little bit before I came to Japan I studied too, but I just round it out to three years. If you're watching this and it's your very first video that you have ever watched on my channel, awesome, great. For those of you who have followed my channel for a long time I'm sorry, but this is probably going to be a boring video. And say a lot of things that you've already heard many times before, okay? But what this video is here for is to condense answers for many, many of the same questions I get over and over again that I have answered before or, number two, are private things that I'm just never going to answer. One main thing that I ask is before you send any question please scroll through my videos, I have them listed in order, and with every video I've listed the topic that I covered on the FAQ. If you see the topic go ahead and check it out and see if I cover what you are about to ask. If I do not cover the aspect that you wanted, please tell me the video number that you've referenced and what aspect you want and I'll be happy to send you an e mail explaining more if need be. Otherwise, please watch this video first and then check out all the topics in my other ones before you think about sending a question. Otherwise, you're -- you are going to get referenced to this video again or I'll just never answer your question. Thanks for watching. Let's start with that number one question I get. Number one and that is Scott, what jobs can I get in Japan? A lot of people ask me this again, again, and again. What jobs can I get in Japan. Well, that's definitely a sign that you haven't watched any of my videos because in twenty to about thirty of my videos over the length of about a hundred videos, I've said again and again that teaching English is the only job that you can get unless you speak fluent or native level Japanese. Unless you speak fluent Japanese or have a spouse visa, that means you are married to a Japanese person and are staying in Japan under a spouse visa. There's some people that are in the military, that's a totally different story. Okay they have come over with the military, I'm not including that, okay? And then there are some people who are civilians in Japan who work for the military and that's a totally different story too, okay? You're still coming over with the military in my opinion. For those of you who have no connection to the military and are just trying to get over here and get a job, unless you speak fluent, and I mean native level Japanese, you are not going to get any other job than teaching English. Please do not send me an e mail asking how can I be a construction worker in Japan, how can I be a scientist in Japan, can I be a doctor in Japan. No! Number one, you need a four year degree or the equivalent to a bachelor's degree in anything, it can be anything, to teach English here in Japan. This will allow you to get past emigration and get approved for a work visa. And then you send all your information in to emigration and then they approve you for the work visa. In my first video I stated that you couldn't switch from a tourist visa, but Tokyo Sam uh, updated me on that and said that yes it is possible, I did it. So you can come over here on a tourist visa, search for a job and get approved. It is possible. The other rule is a spouse visa. You can come over here on a spouse visa, which you can stay on permanently, okay? You don't need to switch to a work visa, but you can also land a job that way as well. Uh, some people I have even seen forego having a four year degree and get a job with a spouse visa. So that's the other exception. Sometimes people even get other jobs but they're on a spouse visa. They're not on a work visa. Other than that, there is no other job that you can get, okay? Some people have asked me, Scott can I teach my native language which is Spanish, French, et cetera, et cetera. Yes, okay? There are jobs like that here in Japan where people do teach languages outside of the English realm, okay? Obviously Japan is an educated place; they want to learn more that just one other language. Um, so yes you can get a job doing that. They're not as common as teaching English but they do exist and you can get approved for a work visa on those languages. But unless you speak native or fluent level Japanese, there is no other job you can get other than teaching language. Nothing, nothing. You can get a little extra work in the food service area or a bar, okay? Some are oriented towards gagin of have a gagin theme so they hire gagin, okay? But those people do not get work visas and Japan will not approve a work visa for working at one of those places. Now there is exceptions to the rule, okay, but they are very few and far between. I could probably count them one hand. For instance, in Tokyo there are hotels that have an entire industry built around gagin who come over here for business trips. And their entire staff is gagin and they are on, uh, special visas but those people have worked really hard to get those jobs and they are an exception to the rule, okay? Don't ask me about how to get those. I've never worked in that business here in Japan. I have no idea. I'm cannot connect you with that. Now some people do come over here as just English teachers and work their way up to different jobs. They start to learn the language. They start to get networking. They start to get connections outside of that realm and they move into other things, great. If you have any doubt, Google it. That's always the best information that I can give you. What companies hire overseas? I don't know anymore. It used to me Nova. I've heard of oth -- Kiawas , which is an English conversation school that hire overseas, but a lot has changed since the economy has bombed. And it's not as common to get hired overseas. If it does happen, you will know in your country. I don't know here in Japan, okay? No company comes to me and says, hey Scott let your viewers know that we are now hiring overseas. If they do it you will have to Google it, you will have to research it, you will have to find out that information yourself. As for the JET Programme I have never worked in the JET Programme, um, from what I hear it is the cream of the crop. They treat you really well. You have to contact your Japanese embassy to learn about it. If you want to know more about the JET Programme, I suggest contacting somebody who's actually worked in it like Myargonauts, another J blogger, and possibly he can give you a lot of information on him. But, uh, you know, he might be bombed with a lot of e mails too, so don't always expect a response. And even though I do work as an English teacher here in Japan, I don't have any connections for you, okay? Please do not write to me asking if I can get you a job in Japan. Please do not ask me if I have any networking abilities that can land you a job, if I can get you an interview or if I can hook you up with the board of education in my area. No, no, and no. Okay? Finally, the most basic breakdown for getting an English teaching job in Japan. Step one, look for a company. Some hire overseas, but it's rare. Most hire directly within Japan. So your first step is probably going to be coming to Japan or finding that company that hires overseas. Step two, go for an interview, all right? Send your resume. They'll send you an e mail or contact you letting you know they want an interview with you. Go ahead and prepare for that. All the same rules apply just like any interview. Dress very professionally. Use professional language. Some are going to require you to teach a sample lesson. In that case be ready to teach for the age group that you would possibly teaching for the job. Some are for kids. Some are for adults. It all depends. It will vary with the job that you have applied for. Part three, if you are accepted, if you are accepted the company will most likely sponsor you a work visa. You must work a certain amount of hours to get a work visa. As of right now, I am unsure as the total hours that you need in which to get a work visa. I believe it's twenty eight or more hours, but I could be wrong so don't hold me to -- |
VLOG296 | 3.2 | 5.1 | 4 | 5 | 3.6 | VLOG296 | 204.7 | 0.3242 | 1.416 | 0.49391 | 3.9578 | 0.27675 | 0.69038 | 0.20232 | 0.021497 | 0.60595 | 7.4317 | 2.8831 | 0.005356 | 2.5593 | 0.000023 | 0.003866 | 0.19733 | 0.9765 | 0.52094 | 0.053763 | 0.53348 | 6.708794 | 0.089317 | 102 | 175 | 296 | Hey guys, it's XXXX. Um, yesterday we had an interview with, um, Amber something. I forgot it, but she plays as Sarah Fincher in the Skeleton Creek videos. I just want to say that she said hi to me because I asked. Yeah, it was, it was pretty cool. Like, if you missed it, like, don't worry. You can always see it in the next one. It actually, um -- well I found this website, well I didn't find it like some other person found it but I don't know if a lot of people, a lot of you people know about it. It's patrickcarmen dot com/skeletoncreek. Put that on the big toolbar thingy and it should, like, come up with this website. It has like all of the pictures and all of the videos like, that involve Skeleton Creek. Even the interview with the other guy, like, the director. They were gonna to put this, um, Amber one on there soon, so you should check that out if you missed it. And you can also download it and like, maybe put it on a website or something. And also Zack , aka Skeleton Creek's real is um, doing a contest, like to see who writes the best review on Skeleton Creek. So you just write a review and send it to his email. The email, I forgot it. It's on the website skeletoncreekfans dot com so you can check that out and try that out 'cause I am. So I guess that that's it. We'll see you guys later, bye. |
VLOG297 | 4.5 | 5.1 | 5.1 | 5 | 4.7 | VLOG297 | 238.58 | 0.18201 | 1.5791 | 0.45764 | 3.9048 | 0.23454 | 0.72186 | 0.16 | 0.030633 | 0.81524 | 10.52 | 6.7592 | 0.011672 | 1.093 | -0.000099 | 0.005839 | 0.22551 | 1.9687 | 0.72206 | 0.046915 | 0.36676 | 6.347812 | 0.074004 | 137 | 147 | 297 | The Project for Awesome has begun. So, to XXXX, this is the best time of year, because this is when we dominate YouTube with charity and goodness and awesomeness. And it's one of the days that we never forget to be awesome. And, you know what, it's gonna be great. And so when you're done with this video, comment it, and rate it, and then go to a bunch of other videos, and comment those, and rate those, and start conversations in the comments to get them on the front page of YouTube, so that people start realizing how important charity is -- and it's gonna be Awesome. So, that's why we call it the Project for Awesome. Imagine a world where you have no choice for you, but your coffee. It was at Starbucks. That was the only place -- I mean it was one corporation. It had dominated everything else and all local businesses were gone, and the only place where you could buy your coffee was at Starbucks. Not much choice there. You can't decide for yourself what coffee you like better, you can't, you know, buy cheaper coffee. In -- it's -- it's -- our economy depends on local businesses, and that's why I am going to support what is not necessarily a charity, but it is a non profit organization, to support local businesses and help them thrive, and it's called the American Independence Business Alliance. So, how it works is local business decide to form alliances within their towns, and overall, all these alliances are springing up across America. And so, when you go on the website for the whole thing you can link to other cities websites, and sometimes you can even find your own city, and you might not have known this organization even existed, but it does. And you can go to the website, which is gonna be linked in the doobly doo. And then, when you get to the cities page, they have a list of all the businesses in that city that are part of the alliance, and that's a good place to start if you don't know where to shop locally. Not all cities have this, but a lot of them do, and if you find your city on that list then great, and go there, and shop there for Christmas. This is a great time of year to decide where you're going to shop. And the reasons why you should do this, are also gonna be linked in the doobly doo. It's an article, and I'm just gonna tell you a little bit about this research project that was done in Austin, Texas, comparing franchises and local businesses -- found out that on average -- at a Franchise, thirteen dollars out of a hundred goes back to the community in wages or uh, in taxes, things like that, thirteen dollars. At a local business, for every hundred dollars spent, forty five dollars goes back in taxes and wages and things, into the community. I mean, imagine how much more that's helping. Local businesses have to pay city taxes, and that goes to making your roads better -- it improves the community a lot. And then, you also have the fact that the businesses start to grow. If everyone engages in this kind of business, it starts to make local areas get stronger, and then when local areas get stronger the whole economy of America starts to get stronger. There's a lot of information on the website, and you can find out why it's important to buy locally. So, go to your local businesses and do your Christmas shopping there. |
VLOG298 | 5.8 | 4.9 | 5.2 | 5.8 | 5.6 | VLOG298 | 175.6 | 0.45805 | 1.1754 | 0.43718 | 3.8147 | 0.25584 | 0.7178 | 0.16294 | 0.02076 | 0.54474 | 7.2452 | 3.3566 | 0.010216 | 0.97571 | 0.000013 | 0.005172 | 0.24942 | 2.1387 | 0.74734 | 0.044175 | 0.34944 | 5.998467 | 0.064613 | 130 | 145 | 298 | Yiga Kiga for sure, nostalgia critic because I think he's funnier than the AVGN, even though AVGN has more nostalgic videos, and my favorite animal of all time has to be dogs. I mean, I love dogs. Hello dearest friends and subscribers. It's AG and I'm here to answer your questions from last week and boy, do we have a lot of them. What would you say is the best Zelda title? Wouldn't it be at the top if they made a Zelda movie? What's your favorite band, song, genre? Well, if they made a Zelda movie, I would be totally psyched for that. And to be honest, it's actually a big dream of mine to direct a Zelda movie. That would be the pinnacle of anything I ever direct in my whole life would be a legend of Zelda movie. Not sure if I can do it, but in a fan film, I can definitely do it. But, um like a Hollywood feature film, I would totally go see it, totally. I don't really have a favorite band, but my favorite genre of music has been like R and B , Rap and Hip Hop. Why? Because I kinda grew up with, so it's just ingrained in me. And yup, the music nowadays is not as good as it was when I was growing up. But, saying that makes me feel old, but I do believe that. And my favorite song probably has to be Iris, by the Goo Goo Dolls. What are your thoughts about Nintendo to bring back the Koopalings in news from Meyer Brothers Wii. Well, it seems that Nintendo only thinks the Koopalings belong in two D , but I would love to see them in a three D game. That's all I have to say. You know, I didn't really schedule when is coming out. How about you give me a reasonable date? And I'll try to do it by then. To be honest I'm not really interested in the Zelda hand held games. They are kind of continuing where Wind Waker left off and, ah, it's not a big deal. Who's the one person you would really like to meet? It could be anybody. The one person that I would really like to meet is Robert Rodriguez, because he's the one that really inspired me to be a film maker and showed me that you can make a movie with a shoestring budget as long as you are really creative and have a good story. If you could remake any movie which would you do and why? I really wouldn't remake anything. Um, remaking movies in Hollywood, especially this decade, has been a business of its own because of our economic times that we have been going through lately. And, ah, it's usually, it's just a big marketing strategy because, ah, Hollywood knows that if they remake something from the past and you're familiar with that franchise you're more likely to go see that than something that's original. Because you might see something that's original and, like, oh I don't know about that movie. I don't know if I should see that but if a new Miami Vice comes out, a new Friday the Thirteenth, a new Nightmare on Elm Street. Oh wow, they remade this movie. I know that movie. I know those characters and then you go pay to see it. It happens all the time and that's what's making money for Hollywood and they're going to keep doing it until they run out of remakes to do. And then they are just going to be remaking the remakes which makes a lot of sense. Why don't you do any more movie giveaways as a movie messenger? Well, in the beginning I was giving a way DVDs but then when I did As Good as it Gets and Marley and Me I had contests for those videos and nobody participated. And I had bought four copies of As Good as it Gets and I bought a really good copy of Marley and Me. And I spent like fifty bucks on those and nobody participated in the contest, I was like, wow, that was like a waste of money. So, then I just threw away the contest thing and I was like, eh, forget about it. And, ah, that's that. But I do plan to bring back the DVD giveaways in the future. So, don't worry about that, um, it's going come -- come again soon. Okay? Do you like heist movie and if so, what is you favorite? And if Nintendo suddenly went bankrupt, what would you think you would do? And if Nintendo went bankrupt, I'm pretty sure either Sony or Microsoft would buy them. If the internet died, what do you think would happen? Chaos would ensue. Do you know the movie preview critic here on YouTube? No. Well, basically, this question's asking me, would I rather play Ocarina of Time for the rest of my life, or watch The Shawshank Redemption for the rest of my life? I would have to say, play Ocarina of Time for the rest of my life, and here's why. Because, I think if I watch Shawshank Redemption, like, a million times, I would probably get sick of it. But I think, if I was, like, deserted on some, like, desert island, and I had to play Ocarina of Time, em, it wouldn't be as bad, because, I mean, even though I'd be alone, and you know -- think about, like, that movie Cast Away. Like, if I was like him, and I was on that island with Ocarina of Time, I would probably just talk to the characters on the screen like they were real, kinda like he did with the volleyball. I'd be like, hey Madeline hey Talin; how's it going? You know, just walking through the stages, and talking to all those townsfolk like they were real people. I mean, I'd be crazy, but I'd at least -- I'd have friends, sort of. I actually love the Smash Bros. series to death. Um, bear characters to use the regular Smash Bros. Pikachu, Smash Bros. Melee Pikachu, and Smash Bros. Brawl/Kirby, because they give to Pikachu. Best version? Melee, 'cause it's a lot harder and takes a lot more skill to play. What are you thoughts about the remake of the 80's animated movie Akira? And have you seen Battle Royale yet? Uh, the remakes again. Uh, they should be fine; I don't know. I mean they're remaking everything so, who knows? As long as they don't make it like that Dragon Ball Z movie that just came out, it should be okay. And Battle Royale? No, I haven't seen it, but I will let you know when I do. What was the most violent movie that played as you were growing up? Believe or not, it was Mortal Kombat and that's why I loved it so much. And that's why parents were whooping out about it and that's why senators went crazy over the violence. And if you play it today? It's pretty damn tame. Would you consider doing A Link To the Past Walkthrough, and what is your opinion on remakes in general? A Link To the Past Walkthrough; that would take forever to do. Um, do you ever need A Link To the Past Walkthrough? Mmm, I don't know. If you really want one, I'll think about it. I want to make my Walkthroughs kinda different from other people's Walkthroughs. I want 'em to do interactive. So if there's a way I can figure out inter active, sure, I'll do Link To the Past. And I think you already heard what I said about remakes, so I don't believe you should do one. No. I mean, Hollywood's only doing it to make money, but that -- that understandable. What's your favorite RPG? I think I answered this one already, but if I didn't, it's Final Fantasy Nine. What games out there that are loved by everyone you don't like? In my last question I asked, "What you up for a series? " Well, I have another. What kind of structure they use to make it look good? Lighting, camera angles, that kinda thing. A game that everybody likes that I don't like? Freaking Halo on Xbox. And more tips to help you make your web series. It's gonna take forever, like, a whole other video to do, so I'm gonna put links to the description to help you out their YouTube tips to help with your lighting and your videography and that kind of thing. So that should help you out, and other links to other sites and that can help you out too. Do I like Polk fiction? Man, this movie is amazing and this DVD, just a collector's edition, has so much bonus material, I just couldn't stand it -- it just -- this is what DVDs are all about. So if you haven't -- if you don't have this DVD, it's a collector's edition of Polk Fiction; I recommend it -- highly recommend it. Um, I love Quentin Tarantino's movies. I just bought In Glorious Bastards on DVD -- bought this one at Target 'cause it came with a soundtrack. Best Buy was selling this for twenty four ninety five, just by itself, but if you buy this at Target right now, it comes with the -- the movie soundtrack too, so that's pretty freaking awesome. Favorite TV show of all time is the Wonder Years. What are your thoughts on the Catsylvania series and the direction it took after Symphony of the Night? Well, on the NES, I had all the Catsylvania games as a kid. I loved number three the best, because you can play as different characters so I always played as Aloe Card, um 'cause you can fly around with a bat and pretty much fly over like the whole stage. I mean, if you have enough magic. And I played the Super , Super Catsylvania Four, which I thought was pretty amazing. Then when I got to Symphony of the Night, it was a really great step up for the series, but since then, it's like all the games are trying to be like Symphony of Night, but not as good, so um, I'm not really excited about the newer ones all the time, because they're always -- mimic Symphony of the Night, like the and the DS. I've kinda played a couple of those. I was like, ahh. It's just like, been there, played that. |
VLOG299 | 2.9 | 2.5 | 2.3 | 2.2 | 2.7 | VLOG299 | 197.63 | 0.66428 | 0.81394 | 0.20625 | 3.9233 | 0.22667 | 0.68624 | 0.151 | 0.016706 | 0.70007 | 8.1302 | 2.7896 | 0.001258 | 1.3189 | -0.00001 | 0.00054 | 0.23683 | 1.5867 | 0.63484 | 0.046639 | 0.40011 | 3.732739 | 0 | 101 | 147 | 299 | Hi, guys. Uh, this is, uh, XXXX. Also known as a XXXX now to my more popular fan base, or, the fan base to which I am more popular, or something. I -- I don't even know, you know. I -- I'm through with trying to come up with witty introductions because I ain't got 'em today. I'm too tired for that shit. Thankfully I do have like six days off, so maybe I can try to do some catching up on things, but. A lot of people told me I need to make a blog on here again, so here I am. Here I am making a blog. Whoopty doo. And people have also asked me this, um -- I -- I guess people can sense that I've been a little out of sorts, lately, that I've been a little unfocused, kind of not all there. And it's true. I've had quite a bit on my mind lately, so maybe this is the place where I can come and kinda talk about it, I guess, I don't know. I figure, I didn't make this channel for nothing. Might as well use it for something. The thing is, I don't want to come on here and sit here and piss and moan, you know, because that's just not my style, these days, to do that. I'd rather do that, you know, to my video camera for my future self than to sit here and burden other people with having to listen to it, but -- I suppose if you really want to hear it just , I'll try to keep it tame. Well, I guess one of the big things is that they've cut hours at work again. They've basically been cutting them for, like, the better part of the year now. I mean, at first it was, you know, started out 40 and then it was down to, like, thirty eight. I remember complaining when it was thirty eight. I'm like, "Dude, thirty eight. " What's the big difference? But it was thirty eight. I guess that made a big difference to me, well. Try fourteen, okay? Then come back to me and complain about your thirty eight hours, seriously. Fourteen, that's how many hours I had last week. Ooh, there's a fart; that's all I can say about that. You know, it's -- you know, and I don't like complaining about this kind of stuff on line because people see it and all. You know, and this -- it's not like this is something that anyone actually in the store can do anything about, so I guess I feel a little more comfortable knowing that I can, you know, leave them with that knowledge that I don't blame them for it, or anything like that. It's just that, you know, with the bad economy right now, and pretty basically everyone's in the shitter because of it. It's not just me. There's as lot of people suffering. We actually had one person who quit two days ago. I -- I didn't think she was going to. I couldn't believe she did. She was, like, one of the last persons I thought was going to quit in there. Or she was one of the last people. Did I say persons? Oh my God. I really am . Yeah, I didn't expect her to be the next one to quit. I did not see that coming at all. But she -- she'd been there, like, longer than I have, and -- but -- but I can't say I blame her, and apparently a lot of people said the same thing, they don't blame her either. Uh, she was a full time worker, basically being scheduled for fifteen hours a week. Now, I -- I was dropped to part time in July, so it's understandable in my case, to some extent. But, jeez, full time; Fifteen hours a week -- next thing you know, the bills are coming in and you can't pay 'em. And it's like, "Uh oh. Uh oh, Spaghetti O. " Whatcha gonna do? So I'm thinking I might have to start looking for a second job pretty soon, because I'm in a pretty bad spot right now. I was supposed to put new tires on the car this month and I'm not going to be able to do that now, so. And that's bad, because I bought the car in two thousand and four and I haven't changed the tires on it since I bought it. So these tires are five years old now. I'm driving in snow, that's real great. And then I have this other thing, where I'm trying to make a Machinima, which is basically, for those who don't know, it's basically, like, you take a video game -- you take video game footage and add dialogue to it that doesn't belong there. Holy crap. What was that? Uh, anyway. You take video game footage and you add dialogue that doesn't belong there to make it funny. And that's basically Machinima. Video game footage; it's a movie made out of video game footage. Usually comedy, sometimes, something else. Anyway, so I'm trying to make one out of Super Smash Brothers Brawl, but I have two big problems. Number one is that I -- well, actually I have three problems. Number one is that I don't actually own my own copy of Brawl, so I've been renting one from the family video store. Number two is that the two characters I need to make my Machinima with, I haven't unlocked them yet, because it takes like freaking twenty hours of game play to do that, and it's just too depressing for me to sit there all that time. But if it takes twenty hours just to get to the point where I can start on making the video, then the number three problem is I'm trying to get rid of the damage gage at the bottom of the screen, what's just kind of a minor detail that I -- I don't know if everybody does it, but apparently you have to hack your Wii to do it. I don't know if I really want to do that, since I run the risk of just disabling it altogether. So I might just have to, like, come up with a different idea. It's just that I had this really good idea that I been thinking about for the last week, and I wanted to do it, and I been -- I even told the Machinima people about it, and they said they liked it. So -- so I'm just trying to make the video, and I can't freaking do it. Like I have all the voice acting ready to go, the script is ready to go, I just don't have the video game footage. So, I don't know what to do. Otherwise, I guess there's not a whole lot. It's a nice Halloween, actually. I'm probably going to sleep through it. Ahh. I -- I could look around and see if there's a party to go to or something, I don't know. I just -- one year ago tonight, actually, was our Halloween party. Dad hosted for Karaoke. It was one year ago tonight that we found out my Dad had cancer. And, uh, so that's kinda, you know, that's depressing too. But, at the same time, I almost can't help but feel proud of him for having survived it for a year. I mean, how many people can say that they survived cancer for a year? Most people find out they have it, you never know how long they got. So. I know my Dad's always been a fighter. I mean, he was in the army, so I know that he's better than this and he's gonna kick it. It's all just a matter of time, really. But, in the meantime, I just wish I could do more to help him, I mean, shit, I don't know. Holy shit. Wait; what? Oh, that's me. I'm in here. Oh my God, I'm in the phonebook. Jeez, I didn't know that. Yeah, okay. There's actually eight Bishops in this city. I had no idea there was that many Bishops. Oh, man. Okay, well now that starts to make me -- I thought Bishop was like a rare last name or something. I'm sitting here wondering, 'cause I have, like, a poster at work of my Dad, Mickey Bishop, you know, who's up, you know, with the cancer benefit thing. And, like -- like I still think that even with that poster hanging in there for a month, nobody even knows that my Dad's got cancer, 'cause I've never told anybody besides the HR lady. You know, and I use that as, like, an excuse, because I had -- I was tardy for work that day and she wanted to know why. And I said because that was the day I found out my Dad had cancer, and I just wasn't all here. And she was totally understanding about it. But as far as he had, I sure as hell got no right to complain about my life, I'll tell you that. I should be able to get my shit together here, go to Wal Mart, put in an application, do something -- just, you know, do something now while I still can, 'cause I -- you know, I'm still alive and I'm still kicking and I'm doing pretty successful on Nintendo Capri Sun, in fact . You know -- you know this might sound bad, but I actually think that the stuff I'm doing on Nintendo Capri Sun is probably the most successful thing I've ever done in my life. And I know most people say, "Well, you're thirty three years old and you play video games. You're a loser. " Yeah, just go do your butt flexes, you know. Yeah, would you rather me go exercise? Would that be more interesting? You know the most hilarious thing about it is, that the only people you ever see out running are the ones that don't need to, you know, the ones who are already in shape, the ones that have a good enough metabolism that they don't have to waste their time on it yet they do anyway. You know, the ones that just run in your face and say, "Hey, " you know, "look at me. Look what I can do. " It's like, "Yeah, well it's easy for you because it's not physically painful, you know, like it is for someone like me with two hundred and thirty pounds. " Can you imagine what that feels like, two hundred and thirty pounds of weight slamming down on the sole of your feet, you know, once every ten seconds? Huh. If you were laying down when somebody was doing that, I guaran -- fucking -- tee you it would hurt like hell. I guarantee you. And yet, when you're running, no, it shouldn't hurt at all. It should feel good. Yeah, right. Yeah, right. You can't even explain how. You can't even explain how. Uh huh. Uh huh. Yes, I'm being sarcastic, even though, honestly, I really don't know what the explanation is. I don't know what the jive answer is to that one. Okay, so I will see you guys next time. Uh, let's play . Oops, I did it again. See ya. |
VLOG300 | 4.3 | 3.6 | 2.4 | 3.7 | 3.5 | VLOG300 | 269.01 | 0.40905 | 1.1372 | 0.4913 | 3.6605 | 0.41655 | 0.56058 | 0.25846 | 0.019663 | 0.91732 | 4.8962 | 4.2131 | 0.034604 | 0.74022 | -0.000016 | 0.012772 | 0.60137 | 14.432 | 0.5261 | 0.022727 | 0.036454 | 5.99813 | 0.058931 | 120 | 194 | 300 | Hey guys. So don't ask why I'm in the bathroom right now and not in the studio, 'cause I'm just not gonna explain it right now. Maybe I'll -- I'll just describe it later on why. Anyway, so I want to make a video about how awesome uh, Zed Two's Picks or Beshie or however you know him -- how awesome he is and how much he rules, because let's face it, that guy rocks, right? So, I wanted to tell you how awesome he is and why I think he rules. |
VLOG301 | 4 | 5.6 | 4.4 | 4 | 4.5 | VLOG301 | 229.01 | 0.3583 | 1.2253 | 0.46547 | 3.5687 | 0.33237 | 0.68824 | 0.23798 | 0.024115 | 0.48734 | 6.2064 | 3.0538 | 0.000984 | 1.9729 | -0.000002 | 0.000622 | 0.23627 | 1.6457 | 0.57508 | 0.047685 | 0.34944 | 6.051506 | 0.067708 | 90 | 207 | 301 | Hi everyone, I like vlogging with the web cam. It's quite strange because, I don't know, it's very surreal. I'm actually staring at myself while I speak. And I can't help but wonder, well who else makes these strange faces, for instance, while I speak. Hmm, I suppose I do. Anyway, I'm just back from presenting XXXX, and then David took a picture of me; just like, just like the new logo. Yay! So you can see that now. If you've been watching some of my vlogs before, I probably did talk about different internet sites, and Dick Campbell is one of them that I came across. I didn't actually have fun converted to that and become addicted. But Farm Town might be another one. My mother's addicted to that, but I'm not fully converted to that yet. And I have to say, though, that I am a huge Twist, and I have been for a while. I actually went to um, the Twist in August here, and The Sycamore Club, and if you're on Twitter you can follow me at It's pretty easy to remember. So, why am I writing today? Well, I was wearing pink tights. I don't have a full length mirror unless that sometimes happens, but I love my t shirt. My aunt got it for me in Australia. It's very "punny" and a good pun is always good. And I often go to a film festival on Thursday until next Monday. I've never been, which is quite shocking. Yes, I've never been. But I can't wait to go to I've signed up for the master class on Saturday, so it should be great fun. I'll talk to you all again, next Monday night and I'll tell you know how I got on. And I might even make a video or two in -- in Galway. Hope y'all have a great week. I'll talk to you then. |
VLOG302 | 4.7 | 4.8 | 5.4 | 4.7 | 5.5 | VLOG302 | 248.68 | 0.20884 | 1.6762 | 0.58946 | 3.6822 | 0.32539 | 0.77728 | 0.17709 | 0.027501 | 0.36399 | 6.8556 | 4.026 | 0.003305 | 1.9099 | -0.000006 | 0.002493 | 0.34507 | 1.9855 | 0.72819 | 0.035531 | 0.36676 | 7.179335 | 0.226506 | 153 | 152 | 302 | Hello, XXXX viewers and XXXX people. How are you guys doing today? I'm doing great, thanks. Finals is next week and that's gonna suck, but we have two days off, yay, because we have Martin Luther King's Day and then school recess on Friday, so we have three days of school. That's going to be great. Yeah, and um, so everyone say hi to Bernard again. He's not going to say anything today, because he's shy. Yeah, he changes. He has a cute little green bow. Anyways, I have this cool collage that I made out of chairs, or pictures of chairs. It's in the shape of a cup, if you couldn't tell. And it's cool because it's for my Spanish project. It's part of my Spanish project because I'm doing a presentation on Pablo Picasso. Yeah, he was the first person to introduce collage into fine art, so that's my realia . So, what else? Oh, we're going to change XXXX, we're going to have two weeks of the same people now because half our people can't do videos. So that's going to be XXXX on Monday, me on Tuesdays, XXXX on -- wait, XXXX on Wednesday, XXXX on Thursday, and XXXX on Friday. So it's not that big of a change, except we're going to do -- you're going to see us twice a month instead of once so that's going to be awesome, yeah. And, oh, school updates; um, I have to set Nick up on a blind date, and um he knows practically every single girl in the school and every guy in the school and everyone knows him so I don't know how that's going to happen. Blah, so yeah. Um, oh, there's this new girl named XXXX, uh yeah, and she's there, and I'm just so mean. I'm not going to put -- go into specifics. Oh, I'm going to put my, um, link in the sidebar so you can go check out my personal channel and I have video up about XXXX so you can see why he's in all my videos. 'Cause he's so cute, isn't he? And I actually have two channels. One for my shit videos and then one for my boring videos. So I don't make good videos, period. Yeah, so I'm going to put both links in that bar, unless it's on the side, but I'm pretty sure it's on this side. So, bye. |
VLOG303 | 3.7 | 4.8 | 4.5 | 4.7 | 4.6 | VLOG303 | 221.48 | 0.61092 | 0.77625 | 0.19198 | 3.5006 | 0.35014 | 0.78269 | 0.14083 | 0.016769 | 0.89523 | 5.9084 | 3.8037 | 0.000611 | 1.1506 | -0.000004 | 0.000238 | 0.3075 | 1.6269 | 0.59868 | 0.037766 | 0.36799 | 7.217005 | 0.32663 | 116 | 155 | 303 | Everyone what's up? Uh, I haven't made a video in about a month or so. My alien rap was the last video I made and I just figure, you know, I just figure I'd update you guys with a quick little video blog off my webcam. Um, I don't know if you can see it. It's a pretty good webcam. Uh, it's Jordan . That's pretty trippy. But anyways um, I got a bunch of new editing software, my cameras working really well and uh, I got a bunch of new idea for you guys so I just wanted to tell you about them. Um, that's about it. I just wanted to tell you guys what's going on. Add me on MSN messenger. It's XXXX com or video chat with anybody. Um, that's about it. All right? Oh yeah, follow me on Twitter, too. That's what I was going to say -- twitter dot com slash mad XXXX, XXXX, it's all lowercased. All right, peace until next time, bye. |
VLOG304 | 4.5 | 6.3 | 6.1 | 6.4 | 4.9 | VLOG304 | 235.38 | 0.37098 | 1.0588 | 0.47071 | 3.9801 | 0.2103 | 0.65333 | 0.18853 | 0.017537 | 0.65909 | 5.3285 | 3.814 | 0.009166 | 0.98579 | 0.000018 | 0.003259 | 0.28982 | 1.4554 | 0.65511 | 0.035831 | 0.45012 | 5.350548 | 0.0375 | 167 | 181 | 304 | For this year's project for awesome I've chosen to talk about Tom's shoes. Tom's Shoe's is a shoe company that employs a one for one philosophy. For one pair of shoes you buy, they donate one pair of shoes to a child in need. One for one. Tom's has made drops in South Africa, Argentina, Ethiopia and even in America and altogether they've donated over a hundred and fifty thousand shoes to kids that don't have them. They're really comfortable, they're made of cloth so once you break them in, they're your shoes and they fit really well on your feet. They have really thick, good soles. The shoes that you get are the same shoes that the kids get so if you order a pair of Tom's and you're happy with the quality of the shoes, then what you're wearing on your feet is what a kid, who didn't have shoes before, will be wearing on their feet. They come in lots of cool styles. They have glitter shoes. They have rap boots now. They have lace up shoes if you don't like the slip on ones. If you interested in learning more about Tom's, there's a link in the side bar, check out and happy project for awesome . |
VLOG305 | 6.6 | 6.1 | 4.1 | 5.1 | 6 | VLOG305 | 240.02 | 0.34117 | 1.0298 | 0.3534 | 3.8858 | 0.26256 | 0.64995 | 0.16203 | 0.025542 | 0.57031 | 7.5784 | 2.7037 | 0.008187 | 1.3959 | -0.000006 | 0.005722 | 0.34844 | 1.4836 | 0.54415 | 0.035294 | 0.36676 | 6.451887 | 0.31221 | 111 | 158 | 305 | Just got the film on? Yeah, yeah . People just -- people read maps because they just uh -- maps. Just cut it out. Who's that? Okay. My book, my book, my book -- hey. It's Britney -- I love Britney's style so much, guys, I cut my hair. Does it look real? Whoo, White Cast , chilling with Mon Em . I was his baby. To hurt is vital. . Aingt that funny, huh? No, I wasn't really involved in that video, it was just uh, Penny who tied a thing to wear under a wig but I call in blond wig now. There's a few ideas that I had of how to use that wig, but I decided that I want to ask you guys how I should use it and I don't mean that in a nasty way. Now what I mean is I want to use that wig and create a character. Now, I want you guys to help me out in creating the character. Which is the character that you like? Should it be like -- should it be a bit like her or should -- or should it be something totally different? Excuse me, now let me know what kind of character you want me to use that blond wig for it in a comment below. Also come up with names, do whatever you want, as long as it's cool. Yeah. Now I have to do this since I'm still in the same room as I was before because my new room, which still echoes and I have to do a echo, right. Y'all know what it is. To hurt is vital. Bye bye. Jeez, what I mean is -- oh boy, now I have to do this since this is -- this is -- Okay, just because I haven't uploaded a video for a really, really long time, I'm going to upload two new videos at once. Okay. Check 'em out both. Now this is going to be my random video of -- I don't know. So, here's the thing, me and my gay best friend, Mon Em , we went out shopping. I'm going to show you a really short video of what we did, so here goes. |
VLOG306 | 4.3 | 5.2 | 4.9 | 5.4 | 4.6 | VLOG306 | 184.74 | 0.30336 | 1.1228 | 0.42705 | 3.7455 | 0.25615 | 0.77612 | 0.1787 | 0.01823 | 0.43759 | 4.9382 | 2.6415 | 0.000411 | 1.3234 | 0 | 0.000185 | 0.32661 | 1.9185 | 0.67165 | 0.036537 | 0.35009 | 1.36406 | 0 | 157 | 147 | 306 | Hey. This is XXXX withXXXX and I am kind of quiet because it's late at night, and I'm putting together a couple of things before I wrap things up for the night. One of them being, I am signed on to TMottGoGo website, which is a really cool website. It's www. tmottgogo. com. Anyway, I've gone there to um, donate to that website. The creator and the manager of the website is a very cool person. So, I wanna make sure that that website is kept up and running because it certainly doesn't run on well wishes. So I'm doing my part and I'm donating a little. So, I recommend you do the same, if you know what I mean. It certainly would help things run smoothly. So, I'm working on that, and I guess I want to talk to you about something that I discovered last few days. Um, I went -- let's see when was it? On Tuesday, which was two days ago, I took a uh, sort of a lesson. Something that was very challenging for me, and I took this lesson, and this is something I was really nervous about. It's the type of thing where you -- you dream about it the night before because you're very concerned and you are worried about it, and um, anyway. So, this person was a huge help to me and teaching and guiding me and taking time with me, and I'm so very, very thankful. Now afterwards, I guess the custom, perhaps, might have been to tip this person. And this person said, listen, the best thing you can do for me is to write a thank you note. And I thought, well sure, of course I'll write a thank you note. And he said, yeah, because my supervisors, you know, the people that -- that I manage or the people that I work with, really know that kind of job I do, but my supervisors really may not know. So, this was, you know, the thing I could do to help him along so that he could make the advancements that he might need to make in his career and I was like, sure. You know, I felt so grateful for him helping me. Okay, well the thing that I didn't expect to happen was that, not only did I feel grateful for this wonderful, um, thing that happened. But um, just, like, donating to the um, TMottGoGo site to keep that up and running makes me feel very good, writing this thank you note, simple act to do, didn't take a lot of time, really didn't, like, you know, kill me to do it, obviously, uh, you know, felt very good to show my appreciation for somebody in this way. And to know that it would help their career. Um, anybody that shows that kind of commitment and care uh, to what they're working on, I think deserves huge, huge props. And I say props in that they -- they -- they -- why not give somebody like that extra encouragement, extra help? I know I appreciate when somebody says thank you to me. I save all my notes. When somebody gives me encouragement, I mean the smallest little nugget, I definitely appreciate. So it felt good to say thank you. So I encourage you to do that. I encourage everybody to continue to encourage others. Saying thank you goes a long way. Writing thank you goes a long way. Donating what we can to lend a helping hand to other folks usually reaps rewards beyond your imagination. So, if you can um, try donating to TMottGoGo. Uh, try writing a thank you note. Try a couple of those things. I guarantee you it's gonna feel really good. And I think I'll wrap up what I'm working on tonight and sign off and I'll see you around. Maybe next week, I'll have some photographs or paintings to show because I've certainly been working. All right, bye. |
VLOG307 | 5.3 | 3.8 | 4.4 | 4.2 | 4.5 | VLOG307 | 255.77 | 0.28249 | 1.5712 | 0.55104 | 3.579 | 0.33874 | 0.79978 | 0.17311 | 0.02898 | 0.695 | 8.9561 | 4.4448 | 0.004171 | 1.8555 | -0.000025 | 0.003578 | 0.29327 | 1.1662 | 0.52494 | 0.041667 | 0.45012 | 6.954227 | 0.172414 | 122 | 163 | 307 | Hey. It's me, XXXX. Um, coming to you today. First we showered. Had a big company softball tourney today. Very interesting. Basically, caked bouteay , you know. Um, three games, won two, lost one. But, uh, I didn't suck that much. Um, what the hell is up with team spirit? Team spirit. Co eds -- what do we know -- what am I doing? Rabble, rabble, rabble . Team spirit. What is that? Um, when you're supposed to be nice to the other team. What is that called? Sportsmanship. Where the hell has sportsmanship gone these days? Ah. We were at a company softball tournament, right? And this one team accusing us of cheating. Us of cheating in the softball slow pitch, right? Right. P. S. Slow pitch sucks. This little squatty, squatty five foot, four foot, nothing something or other, curly q hair guy, he starts talking smack . It's a game. It's a -- the -- the winner's got a trophy, just a huge trophy. It's like, where the hell am I gonna put a huge trophy? I don't want the f'ing trophy, you know? But apparently he really wanted it. Probably the only thing he'll ever win in his life. True. Not really sad. Very true. You know, when you -- uh -- when somebody is talking to you and they say something rude and you -- and you know -- like you -- you think about it and you're like, hey, hey, I should have something clever to say about that, something. And you're inside your head and it's going and then you're like, oh my gosh, has too much time gone past? Do I still have -- do I still have -- is there still time to retort? And, uh, you're -- you're sitting there, standing, laying, whatever you're doing when somebody says something. I mean do you -- that you -- you should say something mean back, too, or at least something clever? I mean, redeem yourself or -- you just don't let them win at all costs. Never back down. Never say die. So, uh, that happened to me actually a couple times today. I don't know what it was. Maybe it was the sun or maybe it was the Long Island I drank before the game. This mo fo said me things numerous times and every single time -- every single time I couldn't think of anything to say to him. Until later, you know. You know, when somebody says something mean. You guys just a bunch of cheaters. You couldn't win a game to save your life. And then you come back at them with, yeah, well you're short, you're -- you're face is a cheater. Uh. And you really wish you would have said, oh my gosh, why are you even talking to me? You're voice gives me a headache. Who are you? Your balls reek and I can smell them from here. Your mother's a whore. But you didn't. And you always think about the responses or your clever comebacks like way too late 'til where you can't even come back. Like sometimes even years. And you're like calling up them on the phone and be like, hey Stacy remember that one time you called me a whore? Well I did your boyfriend so who's the whore now? But it never really has the same effect. So that little man got the best of me today and I'm gonna have to go on with the rest of my life always knowing that. Maybe it's a sign that I should focus more on the game and a little less on the party. Come on. Right. Purple . Purple nurple a. k. a. loser, curly q. I got the best of you. Kinda, I still beat ya', bitch. Field that. |
VLOG308 | 5.1 | 6.4 | 5.4 | 6.1 | 6.1 | VLOG308 | 204.76 | 0.24455 | 1.1544 | 0.41762 | 3.6921 | 0.35522 | 0.64437 | 0.26479 | 0.021226 | 0.46316 | 5.0262 | 2.1638 | 0.002793 | 2.338 | -0.000011 | 0.002457 | 0.30849 | 1.8846 | 0.66587 | 0.039768 | 0.35332 | 7.001939 | 0.383749 | 119 | 174 | 308 | Happy Thanksgiving or Turkeyday, whatever you want to call it. I wanted to make a quick little video to say what I'm thankful for this year. I'm grateful for babies in highchairs, soft pillows, babies in strollers, harmonicas, and chalk on sidewalks. I'm grateful for Tap the Jump Drip, dream catchers that keep away nightmares, for lighthouses, black and white photographs, and Chai tea -- as long as it doesn't burn my tongue. I'm grateful for people who make me laugh and people who make me smile, and people who smile. I'm grateful for socks that give me room to wiggle my toes, for memories, hummingbirds, for thrift shops and flea market, for keys that don't have locks. I'm grateful for dogs that don't growl and for cats that purr. I'm grateful for boys who act their age. I'm grateful for love. I'm grateful for everything really. I just don't think that I realize it. |
VLOG309 | 5.3 | 4.1 | 4.9 | 4.5 | 5.2 | VLOG309 | 171.51 | 0.59837 | 0.75061 | 0.3973 | 3.6408 | 0.32686 | 0.46318 | 0.31994 | 0.015019 | 0.50647 | 3.2284 | 1.5718 | 0.004754 | 1.779 | -0.000048 | 0.003241 | 0.23163 | 2.4347 | 0.73059 | 0.047463 | 0.30008 | 7.169174 | 0.208648 | 149 | 156 | 309 | Much like this weather, this month has been completely up and down. I mean, yesterday we had torrential rain and today, perfect blue skies. Skies receipt . So to start with, I lost my iPod, then I finished school. I went to Cornwall for two weeks and then I decided to go and break my laptop. Aww, sunshine. And then I came back from Cornwall, then I took my laptop to be repaired, then I had my birthday, then I did a twenty four hour coach ride to Spain, spent four days in Spain, had an amazing time, and then spent twenty four hours coming back from Spain on a bus. And I found my iPod, then I went to London to see XXXX. Then I stole her glasses and then I started making this video because of the sunshine. So yeah, I went up to London on ooh, hello, on Monday to see XXXX. It was amazing. She's back in Ireland now. And I loved that, and she's the most lovely, lovely person ever, but I stole her glasses. So if she'd like to email me, or if anyone wants to email me, just send me an email and I'll email you back to that address and XXXX, I need your address to send these glasses back to you. Beth Fortress now following me on Twitter. Twitter link in cyfar . Laa. Yes, I am sitting in a field, let me give you a quick pan over the field. It's a field, it's a field. |
VLOG310 | 6 | 4 | 3.9 | 3.9 | 4.7 | VLOG310 | 199.44 | 0.26186 | 1.4075 | 0.46744 | 3.3671 | 0.39598 | 0.77549 | 0.19949 | 0.02283 | 0.32774 | 4.8035 | 2.1705 | 0.000738 | 1.8234 | 0.000001 | 0.000558 | 0.26875 | 4.4844 | 0.82235 | 0.039896 | 0.18338 | 6.750737 | 0.13622 | 172 | 185 | 310 | Hey everyone, how's it going? I hope this video finds you well. Last week I recorded a video and as I was editing through it, I realized that it was more of a series than one simple little video and so I was going to set up a big series little thing that I had a really clever name for, but I completely forget what the -- the name of it is gonna be and realize that it's gonna take a little while to edit and so I did another video in the interim and then figured I'll get back to the other video that I recorded last week before this going to be turning into the series with clever name. Anyways, it doesn't really matter because of the fact that I have to do this rant right now, which, if I ever get through the series and to the series and present the series to you, then you will really really appreciate this rant because you have no idea -- and it's -- I mean it's not big -- well, it's big to me, okay? So other people would just kinda probably sit back and laugh, but right now I'm like, ooh, I have to do a rant, I have to do a rant, I have to do a rant or else my head's going to explode. A couple of weeks ago I spent two days at my father's house, setting up his DSL. Actually it was cable. He already had cable but he still had dial up and so we had to switch the dial up. And of course when you had to, to switch it, they didn't just let you get the, the -- you know, he was like he already has cable, so that would be cool if you could just put your phone and cable and make those little bundles, you know, those little bundles. But you had to upgrade the bundles in order to use the bundles. He had cable, but in order to get the bundle which had the high speed internet, he had to upgrade his cable to digital cable. And he had to upgrade his phone, his regular phone, to digital phone. Okay, now, the digital cable turned into, he had to get a box and he had to do all this other stuff -- my father is like seventy something years old. And he was pretty much -- you know what, I really like what you -- I had before. Is there any way that I can keep it? And basically the company was like, no actually you can't because if you actually keep it, you'll have to pay more. I'm sorry, did you just say I have to pay more for a lesser service? Um, excuse me? Yeah. So basically what you're telling me is that I can't just enjoy your service right now, I have to have more, and more, and more. So I have to have those little additional features or else I'm screwed? Better and better, and better and, fancier things, and fancier things and more, which is great for a seventy something year old, you know, because they don't need to have the stuff that they enjoy. They have to have digital cable, because you know, their eyes really tell the difference between regular cable and digital cable. Oh, and digital phone. That's a brilliant idea. More, and did you know what? Did you know that if you have digital phone, better, and power goes out, you can't call nine one one? More and better, isn't that fantastic? I learned in California when the power went out, we had all these blackouts -- these rolling blackouts, because we were being screwed by some power company, that when power goes out, you can't use a cordless phone, because it needs power in order to be used. But I still had a landline phone so I was the only person in my apartment complex that could call anybody and so I had lines out my apartment for people who needed to call people because I was the only one that actually had the working phone. And it's so great to know, the fact that my seventy something year old father now cannot call nine one one, because you know, nine one one is less likely to be used when there's some major catastrophe that may result in power going out for extended periods of time. And seventy something years old are you know, less likely to trip and fall when they're walking around in the dark. But the main point, this main point that has just been the straw that's broken this little camel's back is that I spent two days, two full days over there, setting up his email with the, the, the new -- 'cause I had to upgrade -- he had dial up so I had to upgrade his email as well as the, the, the internet access. So the internet access set up was great, no problem, but of course my seventy something year old father, who, who, when you get to that age, change is -- is -- is -- is -- is -- wants to use the same email program that he has been using for the past decade. Understandable, it takes him two years to get used to a program so he wants to use the same program and this program is so ancient that if it were a person, it would be like uh -- somebody that was in their prime in nineteen eighty three who is still trying to be that cool teenager, that just ends up looking like a moron, with big useless hair and ugly shoes. And after those two days -- two days, two days of doing this, I get him all set up, it was working beautifully. Well, I just found out, no more than ten minutes ago that my father, having a minor problem, called up customer service. Two days of forcing that program into a two thousand and nine bubble, all lost, lost, bye bye, all lost, in thirty seconds. Lost, by some girl, not knowing what the bleep she's doing, but can't admit that, she's too lazy and not paid enough to really care -- well she decided to have my father erase all of the accounts and use the wizard. Wow. Aren't you brilliant? Aww, use the wizard? I wouldn't of thought to try that. And oh, if I did think of trying to use the wizard and it worked, I think I would've said, ah, I rather set up everything manually. What's the fun in using the automatic wizard? When I can go through it manually, step by step, port by port, POP three by POP three until my brain melts and oozes down the back of my throat searing multiple holes through by stomach and leaks out my bellybutton, like flesh eating bacteria which then engulfs me like some geriatric cyberspace black hole on hemorrhoids. Woohoo, hemorrhoids, wow. And I can just see this girl, this Julie, Julie, Julie, Julie, Julie, whom, for some reason I picture as chewing bubble gum with newly manicured tacky fingernails shoved so far up her bum you can file them through her nose. Julie, not realizing that she is disintegrating the life span of some stranger by fifty years. Just like a drug pusher preying on innocent souls. No, it's okay, go ahead, delete it, it won't hurt anything, just delete all the accounts. It's okay. Oh Julie, how could you do this to me? And of course, she's doing this all with a giggle and a perky, sweet, sweet smile. Perkily concluding, well, I can't seem to fix your problem today, sir, you'll have to contact your system administrator. Is there anything else I can do for you today? You have no idea. Well, Julie, Julie, Julie, come to think of it, there is -- do you think I could get a lobotomy or is that considered an upgrade? . Oh, hey pumpkin you're -- aww, you are so fired. |
VLOG311 | 4.6 | 5.6 | 6 | 6.1 | 5 | VLOG311 | 246.08 | 0.22789 | 1.7867 | 0.44636 | 3.6176 | 0.33951 | 0.78837 | 0.14021 | 0.028466 | 0.35463 | 8.067 | 3.6959 | 0.007443 | 1.2151 | -0.000038 | 0.00295 | 0.21712 | 4.9411 | 0.90442 | 0.048572 | 0.18304 | 4.621623 | 0.026374 | 114 | 133 | 311 | -- and continues to be popular today. And if you wanna know why he's called Uncle Milton -- that's actually the, uh, real name that he goes by now -- it's because this is a bad joke, so don't blame me, but he says that he was in charge of all the ants, so then he must be the uncle. All right. I was coming to, um, a second question and that would be from Adwena in Edmonton. And she asks, um, "I heard that when you buy an ant farm it doesn't come with the ants, that you have to get them later? " Well, that's true, but you know what? You don't have to get the ants yourself. You can actually send away for them. I believe all ant farms come with a certificate that you send in the mail, and then a few weeks later you get a plastic vile of about 30 ants. Now, if you want to know where those ants come from, there's actual jobs -- uh, careers, if you will -- of people who are calling themselves ant catchers. And they pay about a little bit over a penny or a cent, or, depending on what country you're from, maybe a couple of pesos -- I'm not too sure -- uh, for an ant. And it takes about ten hours to gather fifty thousand ants. So if that a career you want to get into, contact Uncle Milton, 'cause, uh, maybe he could get you a job in ants. I guess that would be ant ranching. Ant harvesting? I don't know, but there is a job out there for you if you want it. All right, last question is from, uh, Francis in Fort Collins, Colorado, and he asks, "Why would anyone be interested in ant farms? " Well, obviously a lot of people are interested in ant farms, Francis, or else it wouldn't be a really popular toy. But I don't want a philosophical point of view on this. You remember that little show called Survivor that was real famous? Popular? I'm sure you watched it, Francis. That -- that's your answer. All right? . We have our own little TV shows that could be metaphorical ant farms, when you think about it. Like, all those reality based shows are pretty much just human ant farms, don't you think? All right. Think about that one for a while. That's it for XXXX this week. Go ahead and e mail me your suggestions, questions or thoughts. Maybe you'd like to send in a photo of your own ant gallery, your ants' farm or your aunts and uncles -- who knows? Go ahead and send them my way and, uh, I'll be really appreciative. And, who knows; maybe I'll get an ant farm myself. And welcome to XXXX, this is something we do every week on web waste world. We pick a topic, answer your question on that topic and you're so much smarter for it that you thank us in your will. All right, so the topic is on ant farms. Let's go ahead and get into the first question from Patsy in Plainfield, Connecticut and she asks who invented ant farms and why? Good question. Not a lot of people know the answer to this but I found out and of course, it's the guy named Milton Levine. Nineteen fifties, he was a distributer of, ah, novelties gag items including spud guns and rubber shrunken heads. And he wanted to actually widen his merchandise and all of the sudden he came up with this great idea. In nineteen fifty six, he went to a picnic with his family and noticed how little kids love to put ants in Mason jars with dirt and then watch them dig tunnels and sure enough he decided -- |
VLOG312 | 3.9 | 4.5 | 4.2 | 5 | 4.4 | VLOG312 | 171.67 | 0.59354 | 0.60127 | 0.2117 | 3.207 | 0.46873 | 0.70919 | 0.21998 | 0.01143 | 0.27626 | 1.8978 | 1.0832 | 0.027868 | 0.96356 | -0.000041 | 0.014507 | 0.6888 | 2.632 | 0.26327 | 0.020263 | 0.10003 | 3.7932 | 0.095745 | 146 | 166 | 312 | And also, hopefully, our friends XXXX and XXXX will be making videos shortly. They have both expressed an interest, so I'm just waiting on them to make them. Bye from Florida. Bye. Do you feel self conscious? Yes. So, as most of you know, by now, I'm moving to Boston and, well, in about twenty four hours. And today is technically my birthday - it's after midnight and it is June twenty fourth, so happy birthday. I am twenty seven today and tomorrow at six in the morning, I am flying up to Boston and that's pretty exciting. I have been in Florida for about three months now. Things obviously didn't workout here so I am just calling it a three month vacation in Florida, which is certainly better than most, ah, people get to experience. Ah, the next two days are probably going to be pretty boring -- Lazy head and sleepy bones always disagree though everybody says that they should be-- I have nothing to do here in Florida. My friend Jake has arrived and he's been keeping me company for my birthday, so that has been wonderful. So that's it for my blog update. No one has given me a dare yet, so I won't be doing one this blog. However, I have been told to, ah, punish Pam for taking so long to do her last dare. Unfortunately, I couldn't really think of a punishment that wouldn't involve you running around naked, so instead I am just going to give you another dare to do since it is not your turn, so now you are going to have to do two dares in a short amount of time which is sort of like a punishment. So Pam, your dare -- ah, I am actually going to give you a choice of two and which ever one you don't do I think I am going to have Molly do the other one. You can either make a music video -- just do something poppy -- do something that we would not expect from you that would be hilarious. That's your dare. Or since I know that you were recently in a show where you had to play a Ukrainian cooking show host or something or what you were. Ah, I would like you to prepare a dish and show us how to do it. I want you to put a little cooking show together, but I want it an actual working recipe so that when you make it everyone else can, you know, know how to do it. So, this is going to be my final one from Florida, ah, from the garage, how glamorous, I know. Ah, that's it. Ah, so Pam, get on the dare and if you don't, I am going to punish you with another dare, so get on it. |
VLOG313 | 5.7 | 4.9 | 4.5 | 4.9 | 4.6 | VLOG313 | 279.35 | 0.21339 | 1.6999 | 0.46196 | 3.8294 | 0.35441 | 0.75863 | 0.17695 | 0.032011 | 0.60066 | 11.521 | 6.0271 | 0.005417 | 2.0274 | 0.000035 | 0.004918 | 0.33347 | 2.1912 | 0.69405 | 0.03651 | 0.31675 | 5.865736 | 0.1 | 129 | 173 | 313 | Pretty snazzy, right? And I also wanted to make it known that Christian Bale is the only ultimate Batman out there. Like, he said, do you got any cartoons? You can't beat him as Batman, really. Just the best Batman. I just wanted to let you know that I colored a picture of mmmuhh -- waahaahaa. Guess what time it is? Story time. Okay, so here's my story. Today me and my sisters and my mum, we had to go shopping to get some stuff because my sisters are going on tour. So we went into the dollar store, right? And I didn't have anything that I needed or anything, so I was just kind of looking on. I didn't -- I had nothing to do. And you know how it goes, stores are usually kind of dinky and boring, both things really cool, right? So I'm wandering around and wandering around and suddenly I see this like, section of the wall that's covered in super hero coloring books. Of course that gets my attention. I mean, who wouldn't wanna go look at that, really. Anyway, so I go over there and I'm looking and I'm seeing you know, Spiderman, Captain America, some Iron Man, I don't know who he is. I gotta whole -- and then I saw the greatest super hero of all time. Batman. And he has like three different kinds of coloring book. One of them was actually like waterpaint -- like watercolor paint. But that one was kind of boring. And then there was this other one that was like the jumbo Batman coloring book and I was like, oh my gosh. I started looking through it and I saw this page of stickers and I'm like oh, Batman stickers, oh my gosh. And eventually I pull myself away and we shopped a little more, and I come back to the coloring book section and there was one other coloring book and it had like these two little, like -- it was stuck like this and it opened up there about that big but like that long. And so anyway, then they have stickers on them, the same stickers as in the other coloring books, but I didn't know that. And then, feeling rough and leaving everything and I went over to their coloring book section and I sit there staring at it and staring and -- and my sister comes over and I'm like, great, I totally want to steal this sticker. And she's like, do it, I'll cover you. And she stands at my side and I turned to her. I'm like, so which one -- which one should I -- should I take 'cause I'm gonna put it on the back of my phone. And she's like, hmm. I saw this really awesome one and it was like, you know, the Batman sign and then under it says Batman begins. Um, and I was like well, it's too big, it will cover up my camera on my phone. And she's like, well, we'll think it out, well. So we're trying to pick out a smaller one and I finally picked out one that I inspected on my phone and my other sister Cynthia comes over. Well she was in my other videos. Anyway she comes over and she was like, What you doing in there? 'Cause she saw my phone and everything and she's like, oh, and she starts making a huge deal of it and I'm like -- and I like started feeling really bad. And so like, roll us out of there, right? And I'm like, I'm gonna get away with this sticker. I'm gonna get away with it. And like, she was like, shame, shame on your name. You are a stealer. You're a thief. You are stealing a sticker. A sticker. How dare you steal a sticker? And I was sitting there and my -- my mood of stealing stickers suddenly started going down and down and down. And I started feeling really bad about it and so then I asked my mum for a dollar and I got the coloring book. And now I can check whatever out --- whatever I want out of the family of stickers-- there's one sticker. That wasn't the original sticker that I stuck on there but I changed it 'cause it looks awesomer and it also tripped up my ipod with Batman stickers. There is the one that we wanted on there but it was too big. Anyway. It was a pretty exciting day. Stealing stickers and actually borrowing mum. Yeah. I just ate and it was tasty. Batman. I just want to let you know that from my Batman coloring book, I did color a picture and here it is. |
VLOG314 | 6.6 | 3.6 | 2.4 | 3.4 | 5.2 | VLOG314 | 248.19 | 0.19791 | 1.5811 | 0.42785 | 3.6561 | 0.31139 | 0.78265 | 0.14291 | 0.02926 | 0.34316 | 7.0115 | 3.57 | 0.002571 | 1.4299 | -0.000017 | 0.001548 | 0.37456 | 3.84 | 0.83133 | 0.032051 | 0.21649 | 7.180956 | 0.283197 | 137 | 159 | 314 | My name is XXXX and I haven't made a video in a while. I know what you guys are all saying, it's XXXX, where have you been? Yeah -- yeah -- yeah. I know a lot of you are like, XXXX, you're a trolling dog, and I'm like, I'm not trolling. I'm just tired lately. I didn't want to make a video but now I'm gonna get back into videos. And I'm gonna start doing like a little newscast. It's gonna be really, really awesome. So recently on the YouTube I saw Chris Brown. He was like, I'm sorry I never told you guys I was sorry about Rihanna. Well it's kind of late for that, Chris, to have fizzled dog brown. I mean homie, come on, nobody believes that. It looks like you were scripted like this show. Come on my homie Chris Brown, nobody believes you. It was so scripted and you were just staring at the screen like, uh, I don't care, I'm just doing this because I have to. I want us to see an apology kind of like this. Hey, what's up guys? My name's Chris Brown and I'm sorry. I'm really sorry about what I did to Rihanna, and I was just hoping for you guys to forgive me. That's what I want right there. I want an apology like that. I don't want a scripted ten minute thing. I just want something quick, fast and easy. But that's just my opinion on Chris Brown. Comment in the comment box on what you guys are thinking. So this concludes my video and maybe I'll start making videos every day, maybe not, I don't know, so. Peace out. |
VLOG315 | 4.4 | 5.7 | 5.1 | 5.2 | 4.8 | VLOG315 | 194.17 | 0.22808 | 1.4391 | 0.44433 | 3.6279 | 0.33232 | 0.77048 | 0.18405 | 0.023198 | 0.50717 | 7.2317 | 2.4629 | 0.000045 | 1.0642 | -0.000001 | 0.000018 | 0.33037 | 2.943 | 0.78501 | 0.036697 | 0.26674 | 6.415331 | 0.059563 | 139 | 160 | 315 | Okay everyone. Um, so today I came across a lot of videos that said Project for Awesome and I was wandering what that was. And, so today it's December seventeenth. Um, YouTube gathers, eh, itself I guess to make videos about different charities and to try to get some money to those different charities. Um, I think it's an amazing, amazing opportunity. I cannot believe what a YouTube has done with that. Um, I was looking at Megan Tonya's video and I was amazed by it and by all the meaning of it. Um, then I looked at makeup by Raisa's video, then I looked at, um, Elissa Nova's video. There were a lot of videos out there talking about different charities. And, um, I know I have eight subscribers but I don't care. I think this is a really good cause. So, even if it is only eight people, I want you to know about these. So, the charity that I'm going to talk about is Team Hoyt. Um, what Team Hoyt pretty much is, is a story that makes me cry a lot. Um, so you have the whole story in www dot TeamHoyt -- Hoyt like H O-Y T. com. Um, the thing is Rick, which is the son -- there's the father and son that's the team. Rick was diagnosed as sick quadriplegic with cerebral palsy. So, pretty much what I have read of the story, he could not communicate himself until he was eighteen. And then um, they made, um, ah -- oh yeah -- this is really stupid. Um, The university made a computer for him for communicating with his family. When he was thirteen he could finally go to the public school. Then he went to Boston College -- Boston University, sorry, and etcetera. So, in the Spring of nineteen seventy seven, Rick told his father that he wanted to participate in a five mile benefit run from a lacrosse player who had been paralyzed in an accident. Far from being a long distant runner, Dick which is his dad, agreed to push Rick in his wheelchair and they finished all five miles, coming in next to last. So -- oh, God. So, they kept running and -- I think up to today, the two thousand and nine Boston Marathon was officially Team Hoyt's thousandth race. Rick always says that if comes down to doing one race a year, he would like it to be the Boston Marathon, his favorite race. Dick Hoyt hopes that he is able to push Rick in the next Boston Marathon when he is seventy years old. God -- so, what this Foundation does -- um, it's a non profit organization that was formed in nineteen eighty nine. I am reading it; I do not know it -- but -- like memory. So, it aspires to building individual character, self confidence and self esteem of America's disabled young people for inclusion in all facets of daily life including in family and community activities and specialist sports at home, in the schools and in the workplace. And as I told you before, um, he couldn't go to a school until he was thirteen. So, it's kind of a sad story and -- it ended up really well. I guess and, you know, seeing -- ach, it's just so amazing. So, I'm going to put a link on the side bar to Team Hoyt's, um, website and I'm also gonna put the link to where you can donate. I know it's, like, hard times right now, but even if it's just a couple of dollars if you're able to donate then, then just do it. Um, I think you can do it through Paypal and by check. So, yeah, and you can pretty much, um, you know, gather a little more information about it. And yeah, so please support this video, please rate it and comment. Because all they wanna do is put, um, this project for Awesome videos up into YouTube for forty eight hours and -- ah, please go to other Projects for Awesome videos and rate them and comment on them because this is a really, really good cause. And yeah, um, check out Team Hoyt please. I guess it's as I said an amazing charity and an amazing story. And that was it, thank you so much guys, bye. |
VLOG317 | 5.4 | 5.4 | 4.7 | 4.9 | 5.4 | VLOG317 | 161.56 | 0.38024 | 1.1671 | 0.38917 | 3.7866 | 0.22005 | 0.71895 | 0.15707 | 0.020681 | 0.65658 | 7.9269 | 2.7141 | 0.011988 | 1.3164 | -0.000036 | 0.005804 | 0.32071 | 4.7302 | 0.86743 | 0.03444 | 0.18338 | 4.808264 | 0.015916 | 138 | 159 | 317 | So as you can tell I'm back from my trip to California and let me tell you, it was one of the best summers I've had in a really long time. So before starting this video let me tell you that I did not get that much footage of me being in California because I was just basking in the awe of all these amazing people I met. Anyways if you can't tell the difference off the bat, I am pretty dark -- I got uh, a tan line from where my glasses were, and yeah, look at that -- pretty bad, uh, farmers' tan. Yeah so my flight to get to California was at six forty five a. m. I got to the airport and I flew from my city and then I had a connection flight in Atlanta, and while I was on the plane going to California, I was sitting in the window seat and there was two other women sitting next to me. One was like a middle aged woman and one was uh -- like a kind of, let's say, uh -- uh -- a fluffy woman. So I was sitting there, and an hour -- an hour and a half left of the flight, I needed to use the restroom, and both of the women were sleeping, and I didn't want to say, "Hey you fat girl, get up, I need to use the restroom". No, because that would be really rude. So I held my pee in -- it probably wasn't the best thing for my liver, whatever that affects your body but um, that was my flight experience, yeah. And during my stay there I met a lot of amazing people that I've been talking to online for a really long time, and to actually see their face was like so surreal -- I was like overwhelmed. Um, sorry if I leave your name out -- uh -- I'm trying to remember. I met XXXX, XXXX, XXXX, XXXX and XXXX, XXXX, and XXXX. One day we decided, hey let's go hang out in the playground at the park. This is like the only footage that I have besides the one that I did with Christian -- the jumping video -- and if you guys haven't seen it, you could see it right here. There was this little, um, twisty thingy that you got on, and you spin and you spin and then you get off, and then it feels so -- I don't know. I -- I'm not really a fan of being dizzy, but everybody knows there actually how to do it, so um, roll the clip. Now, that was crazy and I was about to teach her an acoustic playlist and I heard so many amazing artists. And met a lot of cool people there and, ah, yeah, overall it was great, it was a fun night. Yeah, and I don't know how you guys, Southern Californians - I don't know if that's the right term -- like, stay in shape, like you guys have all of these delicious, ah, food restaurants and -- I don't even know how you guys contain that in that small, built -- anyways, um, I had a -- my first in and out and it was divine. And I had Yogurtland for the first time and it was amazing and I really wish that they had those kinds of foods here but they don't. Oh, and I had these Mexican burritos, um, it had meat, it had sour cream, it had fries. It was so good. So, as I mentioned about my previous video of me jumping with Christian. We went to this beach and we were recording and stuff and we were done and there kids were walking toward us. So, I was like, oh shoot. Then he grabbed my pen and -- sign your autograph. No, and these teens they were so obnoxious. They asked us all these questions and they were like, what is that-- what are you recording for? Is this going to be on YouTube? What's your YouTube name? If you are one of them and you are watching this video right now, um, you guys shouldn't be obnoxious. And there was this one girl that randomly decided, hey, I think that I'm going to lick XXXX's camera. And she fricking licked my lens and I'm like -- Shh. Oh, and then I went to the and XXXX, but I'm the type of person that really doesn't like rollercoasters -- if you guys were there you would understand. I'm usually the guy that's back and watch people's stuff, but it was really fun. And I met Christine, Kevin, Wongfu Guys, Philip, Tad and Wes, and David, and Natalie, and Evendy my home girl, yeah. So, my California trip was definitely an experience that I won't forget and I definitely will be going there again sometime soon. Um, oh yeah, I'm in the process of moving my stuff to my new place, because school is starting soon -- ah, I don't even want to think about school. And, I recently reached over three thousand subscribers and I just want to say thanks for everyone for watching my videos and still thinking that they're semi entertaining. But, yeah, I just want to say thanks for watching and subscribing and rating and commenting and favoriting and all that shebang. I think that's it. Um, guys want to see my tan line again? Uh, it's ridiculous. |
VLOG318 | 4 | 4.1 | 5.7 | 5.2 | 3.8 | VLOG318 | 160.83 | 0.31984 | 1.2435 | 0.45024 | 3.7664 | 0.25825 | 0.73085 | 0.1982 | 0.019613 | 0.53974 | 6.4995 | 3.3648 | 0.012089 | 1.1141 | -0.000012 | 0.005367 | 0.27964 | 1.8596 | 0.68205 | 0.04341 | 0.36676 | 5.418592 | 0.045564 | 118 | 172 | 318 | Hi everybody, how you doing? It's XXXX from XXXX. Today in the Catholic Church was the Feast of the Immaculate Conception. What's the Immaculate Conception? Well, a lot of Catholics will mistakenly tell you that it was the conception of Jesus. I used to think that myself, but that's not true. That's a totally different event. That was the Annunciation. The Feast of the Immaculate Conception was the conception of our Blessed Mother into the womb of Saint Anne, her mother. Well, what was so immaculate about that, you might ask. Well, we're going to have to go back in time to Adam and Eve, the very first two people on Earth. Now, we all know the story. Adam and Eve they ate the fruit and they caused humanity to fall into sin, okay. So therefore, as punishment, every offspring of Eve and Adam would be born into sin. That includes you and I and all of our children and our children's children. Okay? So, we are all born in original sin. We have that on our souls that's why -- that's the purpose of Baptism to get rid of that sin. All right? Now, we believe that God spared our Lady of being born with original sin. This is all of us. Pretend we're these soda cans, okay? Just imagine -- pretend that these are people, okay? And then this bowl here -- Has a lot of popcorn in it. -- Uh, is sin, okay? When we're born, we fall into the -- we fall into the original sin. Okay. Can you hear that? These are -- this is us when we're -- our conceptions, okay? All of us -- all of us are into that -- are -- are born with that original sin, okay, all of us. Woo, woo, woo. Alright. Now, when it was Mary's turn, Jesus, being Mary's savior, did save her. He spared her into going into the original sin, from being born into the original sin. So yes, he is still her savior, it just worked a little bit differently, alright? Her -- she was born with -- she was born sinless, okay, thanks to Jesus, God, and the Holy Spirit. Thanks to the Holy Trinity, okay. So Jesus is her savior. The rest of us were redeemed by Jesus after our births with Baptism, confession, and everything. Uh, if anyone's interested in seeing a movie about it, there's a great one I recommend. It's called, um, The Song of Bernadette. It's in black and white, but it's a beautiful, beautiful picture. Go to Blockbuster. Go to Hollywood Video. They all have it. Um, check the, uh, I guess the oldie movies or something like that. It was made in, like, I don't know, like, the fifties or sixties or something like that. It's black and white. But, um, beautiful picture and he explains it -- explains what the whole Our Lady of Lords and the Immaculate Conception is. Alright. I hope I didn't cause any more confusion with that. I tried to do my best. But thank you anyway, and have a great week. |
VLOG319 | 3.6 | 5.5 | 4.7 | 5.4 | 4 | VLOG319 | 364.89 | 0.25694 | 1.2124 | 0.2595 | 2.5181 | 0.46338 | 0.22283 | 0.13759 | 0.007457 | 0.2235 | 1 | 0 | 0.033114 | 0.23363 | 0.000054 | 0.002728 | 1.215 | 59.984 | 1 | 0.01227 | 0.016671 | 6.536423 | 0.107843 | 118 | 180 | 319 | Hey, YouTube. Um, so I haven't been making a video for a very, very, very long time and, um, I just didn't feel like it and then this thing happened and well, nothing interesting happened actually or nothing that you guys should know, so yeah. Um, I think five and I can't remember how many times. Well, that was actually, um, an answer to a question, um, someone's, uh, screen name which I can't pronounce in English, which will be right here somewhere. Um, well his question was, with how many guys did you make out and with how many times with each guy? Well, um, yeah, nothing been going on and, um, I don't have any ideas anymore, so this kind of bad, and, um, yeah, I -- I just don't know what I should say actually. Um, today I went shopping and, um, I was with my mom which is kind of, I don't know, weird and, um, these two guys were walking past me and one just says, like Emo, and I'm like, why do you have to call me Emo? Just, um, 'cause I'm wearing, like that kind of clothes. I don't get it. So, yeah, I mean, my clothes aren't that Emo, it's all right though. Well, I was just like, 'cause I bought new clothes just like yesterday, so you just have to wear them immediately. That's -- that's what I have. When I buy new stuff I immediately want to wear it, straight away. I just want to wear it and it doesn't matter if it doesn't match. Well it does, actually, but have to wear 'em in the house or something; I just want to try them out, but, um, nothing has been going on. Do you notice that I turn my head around in that last bit? But whatever. Um, do you have any ideas you people should send me something or I don't know. Well I have thirty subscribers. Yeah, thirty and I'm pleased. I really like that, so yeah. Um, I'm just gonna, I don't know, surf on the internet. I wanna -- I wanna -- I have some new shoes which I'm really psyched about, so just have to show them, so, um, I'll be back in a sec, I won't be that long, okay? Bye. Okay, I'm back, and, um, while I was, um, running downstairs, um, to get my shoes I saw the ice cream man. I saw the ice cream man standing there, so got myself some ice cream. So now I'm going to be eating during this video. There. Um, I got these, which I'm really psyched about. There the shoelaces aren't supposed to go like this, but I just, I like it like this, so, yeah. A friend of mine has them and I really, really, really love them, so I bought them as well . I hope she doesn't mind. Um, yeah, I really don't have anything to talk about, so just going to, I don't know, eat this ice cream and speed it up. . Oh, oh. You're so good to me baby, baby. Oh my God, brain freeze. I want to lock you up in my closet, when no one's around. I wanna put your hand in my pocket, because you're allowed. I wanna drive you into the corner, and kiss you without a sound. I wanna stay this way forever, I'll say it loud. Now you're in, and you can't get out. You make me so hot. Well I haven't finished my ice cream yet, but I'm getting, like, a brain freeze and this is taking eleven minutes already, so, yeah, I think you guys probably getting bored anyway. Um, XXXX why did you delete your account, I was so -- I so aah! You know, that your videos were like not as enthu -- bleh, bleh -- enthusiastic. Um, I really, really like them 'cause I know you, you know, so yeah. Come on, please come back, I really, really, really want you back, 'cause, I don't know, but I know you're busy and stuff, so yeah. Um, well I have been doing lately is just like watching videos on YouTube and, um, you guys, all know them, like . Charlie is so cool like. Pear shaped, sixty eight, Jimmy -- Jimmy zero zero ten, five thousand guys. What about Adam Devonks . The name is Kye Debeweller , keep the PJ and Smash. So yeah, they're like pretty awesome and, um, yeah, those are the ones who like, I've seen make videos a lot, so yeah. Um, what do you guys think about Ben and Jerry's ice cream? I think it's delicious. So that was just a question that popped up because I'm eating ice cream, so yeah. Um, answer it in the comment box thingy. Sorry I'm not familiar with the names, especially not in English, so yeah. Um, I'll see you guys later. Oh, by the way, this is my last day with my internet, 'cause, um, in two weeks I have this exam week again and um, well this one is like, the most important one, so, um, I have to learn for that. Well my mom told me to. So yeah, I'm pretty bummed. So yeah, see you in two weeks hopefully. Bye. |
VLOG320 | 5.5 | 5 | 4.1 | 4.7 | 5 | VLOG320 | 188.32 | 0.54877 | 0.94378 | 0.2982 | 4.006 | 0.20265 | 0.59007 | 0.17316 | 0.025441 | 1.0865 | 10.354 | 4.7271 | 0.000925 | 2.0607 | 0.000002 | 0.000712 | 0.26388 | 3.6235 | 0.83814 | 0.040624 | 0.23131 | 7.343966 | 0.236955 | 150 | 175 | 320 | Oh, hi mah. So something excited has happened this week. I reached a hundred subscribers, which is like the first milestone I wanted to reach, so I'm really grateful for that. Thank you, but you know I wanna be famous, I wanna see my name in lights and stuff, so I think you should all . That would be good. Yeah, no. So, this week I was going to talk about of YouTube, but I can do that another time, because this week I made a really exciting discovery that I really wanna talk about. This discovery is Vitamin String Quartet, or because they are American Vitamin String Quartet. One of the things that makes them stand out is that fact that a usual string quartet has two violins, one viola and a cello, but they have two violas instead. I know, crazy right. Don't take my word for it because I'm not sure that's right. I think they changed stuff because I'm not sure it's the same people the whole time. The reason I find them so exciting is because first of all they do covers of pop music -- Paramour, mainly. That's the only real one I care about. And, I'm seeing them in a week, just in case you didn't know. And I can play one of the instruments in the quartet. Make sure it didn't happen. Nah, whoop whoop. So now, all we are waiting for is sheet music to become available because I know that they are working on that at the moment, I think. Again, don't trust me. Adudududuududddaa. Uh, oh, oh, and you ever want to -- Jon, you know, I'll just be waiting in the Gryffindor common room. Come up, and yeah, no. Peace and love. |
VLOG321 | 4.7 | 4.4 | 4.7 | 5.1 | 5.1 | VLOG321 | 273.23 | 0.19192 | 1.6366 | 0.48512 | 3.3989 | 0.32378 | 0.8232 | 0.14202 | 0.030587 | 0.30238 | 6.227 | 2.3771 | 0.012006 | 0.94022 | 0.000055 | 0.005218 | 0.24101 | 2.5976 | 0.79408 | 0.044041 | 0.3057 | 4.65804 | 0.007771 | 102 | 84 | 321 | Hello. Today I was watching an episode of Sponge Bob. And Sponge Bob was at work at the Krusty Krab flipping patties. Then it occurred to me, what do they make crabby patties out of? They can't make it out of fish, because then they would just be cannibals. I know that they have pets like snails and worms. And I know that jellyfish are wildlife, but what do they make crabby patties out of? 'Cause they can't make it out of people? Is the reason that Mister Krabs keeps this a secret because he does not want people to find out what he does put in the crabby patties, because maybe, I dunno, it's illegal? Will we eventually find out that Mister Krabs is actually a serial killer that uses people from his community to feed his costumers? Does Sponge Bob just pretend to be young and naïve? Does Squitter just pretend to hate his job, but really he gets half the cut? You know Plankton, I thought he was the good guy. Maybe Plankton is the one -- |
VLOG322 | 5.5 | 5 | 4.1 | 5.3 | 4.9 | VLOG322 | 213.02 | 0.52473 | 0.88535 | 0.42854 | 3.8026 | 0.31992 | 0.45082 | 0.29364 | 0.020771 | 0.63608 | 4.73 | 2.7358 | 0.008357 | 2.0131 | -0.000102 | 0.007316 | 0.64267 | 2.72 | 0.68018 | 0.021176 | 0.25007 | 6.863678 | 0.310872 | 120 | 164 | 322 | This is hair of epic proportions. Hello, YouTube. It's Thursday, the first of October. Pinch punch first of the Month. Hell, yes. And now you can't do it. No wait, wait, wait, wait -- what is it? Kick Slap Can't Do It Back. But I can't kick you 'cause I'm wearing a pencil skirt and that would not be pre ey. Pre ey. I sound like a commoner. So yes, it's Thursday, and I'm in desperate need of some hair attention, but I'm not overly fussed. At this very second in time I am here to talk to you. Last video I asked you guys to set me challenges, and while your challenges may be interesting, I'm not gonna eat stuff. You saw what happened with the peanut butter poetry. I haven't eaten peanut butter since and the thought of eating peanut butter makes me feel physically sick. So, I'm gonna turn down the eating stuff challenges unless it's something I've actually might consider eating, but unless it's sort of like chocolate, it's veto. Okay guys, I'm not gonna eat anything; get that out of your system please. And I've got another thing I want to ask you guys about. I'm planning to cover some for you guys, but I'm very, very indecisive as to what to do, so put some suggestions down there. I -- It can either be something that I could cover, or it could be something I could do a music video for, or -- yeah. I'm gonna fill the rest of this video with me making an idiot of myself. Wish me luck. . I will be the very best, like no one ever was. To catch them is my real test, to train them is my cause. I will travel across the land, searching far and wide, Each Pokemon to understand, the power that's inside. Pokemon gotta catch 'em all It's you and me I know it's my destiny Pokemon oh you're my best friend, In a world we must defend. Pokemon gotta catch 'em all A heart so true, our courage will pull us through You teach me and I'll teach you Pokemon Gotta catch 'em all Yeah, gotta catch 'em all. |
VLOG323 | 5.6 | 5 | 4.7 | 4.8 | 4.6 | VLOG323 | 264.59 | 0.29247 | 1.265 | 0.44277 | 3.8702 | 0.22807 | 0.7405 | 0.14185 | 0.027141 | 0.52571 | 7.94 | 3.9517 | 0.068206 | 1.3614 | -0.000201 | 0.029129 | 0.23402 | 1.7927 | 0.65751 | 0.046653 | 0.36676 | 3.855492 | 0.005348 | 114 | 186 | 323 | Oh my God, you guys! It has been forever since I have made a video. I was going to this whole, like, I'm not making a video until you guys all make a video, but I figured that wasn't going to happen. So, how've you guys been? It's been forever. I don't like not seeing you. I miss all of you so much. I have a couple of personal messages. Terry , email me because genuinely, I will keep text messaging you until I get an email. Actually, I think I need to do that right now. Raquel. I am so excited for your book. I have been reading all your and it's making me so happy because you're finally almost finished. And I really, really want a copy, like ridiculously bad. So, if you want someone to read it or you want someone to praise you like crazy, you can send me an advanced copy. Dan, I know that I've been messaging you and I don't know if you're gonna watch this, but I love you and I hope you're all good and that you're coping okay, 'cause I know it's such a terrible time for you right now. But I hope that you're okay. Mimi. Oh my God, did I read that you're in New York? How exciting is that? And you've met like way more famous people than I have. Or seen more famous people. I didn't see any famous people and I -- I was disappointed, genuinely disappointed. I didn't see anybody in England. James, I know you're really busy with school, I believe, so, hope that's all going okay. Yven. What has been going on with you? I don't really know you. I haven't seen much of you, so let me know please. I'm going to Sydney for a week which should be amazing. I love Sydney so much, so that will be fun and not much else has really been going on. My dad has got dementia it turns out. It's like, a really rare form. It's like, in the frontal tempal lobe or something. I don't know, it's confusing and it's complicated and it's kinda sucky, but I'm doing okay. My mom is pretty awesome, it turns out. I didn't think I'd like her as much as I doing which is amazing. She's really up on everything I do. So, I will see you guys whenever I make a video next. Um, but I do miss you a lot, so try and make some videos. |
VLOG324 | 3.9 | 4.3 | 4 | 4.5 | 3.6 | VLOG324 | 162.85 | 0.41555 | 0.90403 | 0.38629 | 3.7179 | 0.25656 | 0.69875 | 0.19045 | 0.01421 | 0.34748 | 3.535 | 2.0079 | 0.004666 | 1.2311 | 0 | 0.001672 | 0.33982 | 1.9816 | 0.66071 | 0.035527 | 0.33342 | 6.09058 | 0.131453 | 143 | 135 | 324 | Hello everybody. Ooh, that looks really bad. Um, uh, Jesus -- anyway, here I am, uh, on Tuesday, January twentieth two thousand nine, Inauguration Day. Everybody should be pretty happy, uh, even if you're guy that didn't get voted in, at least we're getting rid of Bush. Um, so I'm sitting here, watching the inauguration. One thing I actually find extremely neat is the Marine Corps band. -- Is performing up on Capitol Hill, you know what, I'd like to just listen a little. They're performing right now. Um -- Ladies and gentleman, the members of the one hundred and eleventh House of Representatives of the United States, led by Majority Whip JC Claymbers and Republican Whip Eric Cantor. So, who's happy? Post a video response, post comments. Rate the video I guess, whatever. I'd also thought I'd take this opportunity to say, uh, and I'm gonna give this some sort of obscure name so that it's really just my subscribers that see this. I don't want to attract a bunch of people who are just looking up Obama on the, uh, search, um. I think I posted a video explaining why I haven't been around or something like that. I bet I had other videos that I made, uh, excuse me -- that I was going to post and I don't even remember what they are anymore and I just, I'm not planning on posting 'em. Um, I am gonna, however, come up with some sort of Nikon D ninety review and uh, -- oh what else was it, somebody was wanting to say something. Well, whatever it is -- oh, the Storm, the Blackberry Storm, I'll do that. Sold my iPhone today, sold my baby. Or yesterday, um, supposed to be for five hundred bucks but he Jewed me down to four fifty and I actually forgot the power adapter, so I didn't fight him too hard on that. I guess, yeah, this is it. It really sucks, because I never use it. I plug it into the computer, when I plugged it into the computer. And actually I have two of these, I had the one that -- this one, which is the bad one. And then there's the one with the green dot on it which is the fixed one, um, from Apple. This one doesn't melt or -- no, no. This one doesn't have the tongs that rip off and stay in the outlet, um, hmm. That's about all I know today, I'm not gonna keep you guys too long, I got some exciting things happening. I'm gonna have new appliances brought it. They're supposed to be here Thursday, and uh, as a surprise when my aunt comes home. Other than that, I'm gonna have laminate wood flooring that looks like a medium shade of oak or something. I have -- what got me going on this is one morning I was boiling water on the stove, forgot about it, came in here -- I think it's when I was making those videos actually -- or no, maybe not. Um, anyway I started smelling something really funny and uh, it just hit me so I ran in there and there was the pot, glowing red, sinking into the stove, it welded itself to the stove. So, I had to get new appliances and therefore I decided while the appliances are out of the room, or I have them deliver them to the front room or something, I could have that floor done, which is half carpet, half linoleum, and we just found out by peeling it back, or from what we could tell, it was put in with the house and the house was built sixty years ago. Yeah, at least sixty years ago. The carpet's already disgusting in the kitchen -- well, it's disgusting anyway, sorta, but in the kitchen especially. I just can't -- well, anyway, so this was definitely well overdue. I'm gonna let you guys go. Have a happy Inauguration Day and uh, have a happy anything else that you guys might be happy for -- happy upcoming digital TV day or something, I think that's on my birthday. Well, yeah, cheers. |
VLOG325 | 4.8 | 3.1 | 3.6 | 3.9 | 4.6 | VLOG325 | 236.79 | 0.19997 | 1.7745 | 0.42692 | 3.7941 | 0.26332 | 0.78515 | 0.15398 | 0.026851 | 0.55982 | 10.275 | 5.5573 | 0.001583 | 1.2622 | 0.000003 | 0.000542 | 0.36964 | 1.4098 | 0.6111 | 0.034046 | 0.43345 | 7.24083 | 0.212435 | 127 | 200 | 325 | Hello. Is this thing on? Hi, um, XXXX? You know, I was watching your video. I'm a big fan and I was sitting with my mom decorating these little ceramic texts that me and her make every day after church. And she was talking to me about those darn cremosexuals that you were talking to me about. And I -- Ithink that I have a very big -- a very big solution for you. Now, cremosexuals- -well we all know that the cramos-- the cramos are very bad and that, you know, that the God -- God doesn't like those kinds. You know that Elton John and the RuPaul? You know, they are just bad, bad men. Shush kitty, be quiet. You know, I love you kitty, I love you kitty. And you know we were talking, I know the gays -- the gays, they upset you with their -- with their -- with their big -- their big gotty glasses and the "I'm still standing better than I ever did. Looking like a true survivor, feeling like I'm going to hell. But no, but no, I'm still standing after all this time, picking up the--" Anyway my point is you know, sometimes if you have to ask if someone's gay because if you don't, how will they know that it's wrong? How will they know that they're -- that they're bound for the hell fire? In my Evangelical Kentucky Church that I go to, we -- we sing this little hymn, and I know it's a hymn because my mommy told me. Okay, we sing, "Oh amazing Grace likes boys but didn't have sex until marriage. When she had sex it was only with one guy. Grace only had sex one time, and it was only for procreation. Procreation is the only time you should have the sex scene, have the sex scene, have the sex scene time. " Anyway, so I -- I really -- it's a big issue that a lot of people have to think about. You know, yeah, and I do understand your question but I don't understand the way that you like sinners. Because I mean God says hate the sinners hate the sin. You know, I've never -- I've never stolen anything. I've never lied to my parents. You know, I just don't understand the need for all that stuff, you know. But some people they just don't have the big one, they don't have the Jesus and they think -- I think that's wrong. Okay thanks Brocket, I am glad that you were touching on this issue because this is an issue I think of before I pray, before I go to bed. Because when I pray, I say, God, God, please help those darn sinners those darn homosexuals, those darn people who don't like this Sarah Palin, tell them that God, they're going to burn in hell. Well I'm going to say bye bye. I don't even know how to use this conflabbit thing. I think I'm just going to -- my brother Jim, he likes that hard rock, that uh -- that I don't give a damn about the reputation. That music, yeah yep, that's not good music uh uh. He watches that -- that Scrubs, yuck. Okay, I'm going to go now. Bye bye. Bye bye, bye bye, bye bye. You know that procreation is good, we know that gays they are bad just like the Harry Potter and the Moulin Rouge and the Gigi man. Particularly I like the . |
VLOG326 | 6.6 | 5.4 | 4.4 | 4.8 | 5 | VLOG326 | 194.43 | 0.33472 | 1.2008 | 0.4245 | 3.6374 | 0.32725 | 0.64451 | 0.24617 | 0.025899 | 0.57554 | 6.7299 | 2.6844 | 0.011521 | 1.594 | -0.000086 | 0.007985 | 0.58436 | 5.0311 | 0.75487 | 0.023675 | 0.15004 | 7.126563 | 0.145521 | 144 | 153 | 326 | What is your caring everybody? You are wonderingee why am I doing thisee? It isee becausee -- why am I wearing this hatee -- hatee -- hat? Well, I was wearing that hate because I was covering my hair --hair -- hair. A lot of people are wondering -- they are saying, XXXX , whyee did you cut your hair? We loved your hair. And I'm saying, you did not love my hair. You might have loved me -- me -- me. And so, thisee pastee weekendee I went to a wedding and at the wedding a lot of my family memberse -- membersee -- members -- and they would walk right past me because they did not recognize me and I would have to reintroduce myselfe to my family memberse -- members -- members. And I would say to them, dear uncle, do you remember me? I am -- used to be that young boy -- thate young boy -- thate you used to take and to throw in the air and catchee again -- throw in the air and catchee again -- throw in the air -- in the air -- air. Now, ladies and gentlemenee on the internete, I know you are looking out -- looking at me out there perhaps it is probably on your computer ande you are probably in America, ine Englandee, and in South Africa, and in Canada, and in all these placese ande you are wondering, why am I talking likee thisee? Wellee, there used to be -- once there was a poet in South Africa and his name was Mzwakhe Mbuli and this is how he reade his poems -- poems -- poems. And I juste thoughte thate it would be fune if I madee a video like thise -- like thise -- like this. So now you have seen my head. Oh, it looks like my hairlinee is not exactly straightee. I have never noticede this before. Hmm. Yes, I have always been good looking. Maximum respectee -- everybody, maximum respectee -- respectee -- respect. Heh -- heh -- heh -- heh. |
VLOG327 | 2 | 4.4 | 2.9 | 4.2 | 4 | VLOG327 | 199.31 | 0.77242 | 0.64374 | 0.2241 | 3.733 | 0.26014 | 0.66519 | 0.23921 | 0.013085 | 0.44466 | 1.8453 | 1.3011 | 0.00049 | 0.64813 | -0.000006 | 0.000115 | 0.21744 | 1.0727 | 0.39344 | 0.052881 | 0.36676 | 0.59438 | 0 | 147 | 138 | 327 | Hi. I'm -- I'm bored and, like, its nighttime but it's only ten o'clock and my dad just went to bed. So, like, I'm thinking about to bring a three remix and I'm gonna call it one. I have the -- the petri control a little different so you can see me, and I don't know where I'm going with this. But I don't know if I have a point to this or not. But I'm, yes, I'm thinking about bugs can go wild. A video about jacking of course. It's going to be really interesting. But its night and I'm gonna watch a video to make sure you can hear me first before I upload it or anything. But I just wanted to get a head start, just like, you know, up to one video. And I also can't do really bad scene videos because like I'm just using a laptop computer with a webcam in it and that's how I make my videos. So, like, I don't really have any special effects, Macs slide, or the green screen anything. So I can't do back, um, I mean back, um, green screen background thingies and stuff. But I do want to sleep but I don't know 'cause you aren't my pro, but you aren't my friend, you're my little emos. By the way, my name's now XXXX or XXXX after that stupid Lady Gaga. Or just call me XXXX. That'll be ok. Good night. |
VLOG328 | 3.7 | 5 | 5.5 | 5.4 | 5.1 | VLOG328 | 279.22 | 0.6007 | 0.54467 | 0.16887 | 3.4542 | 0.3706 | 0.45521 | 0.19548 | 0.011066 | 0.25008 | 1.2692 | 0.46386 | 0.00663 | 0.95751 | -0.000027 | 0.004512 | 0.2709 | 1.9825 | 0.72713 | 0.042553 | 0.36676 | 3.497914 | 0 | 133 | 186 | 328 | Good afternoon. It's Saturday August twenty ninth. My name is XXXX. My YouTube name is XXXX and I'm broadcasting to you from Perth, West Australia. This week on the XXXX. We'll be describing our favorite places of art. All the while participating and accepting one of the challenges. I'm going to accept a challenge of describing my painting without using a particular word. My favorite piece of artwork is a painting by a local west Australian artist called Ellen Norton. And the painting is called Man Receiving Insights. The painting is a very simple painting. There are only three elements. There's a man, a dog and the setting. Norton has painted the setting as a typical Australian beach from the north of our suburbs. From the north of our country. So in the immediate foreground we've got the red dirt of our out back and beyond that we've got the yellow sand of our beaches, a crystallized blue waters, typical of our oceans, and above that, our brilliant blue skies. And now I'm going to attempt to act out for you, the other two elements, the dog and the man. So, first of all, we'll start with the dog. Now the dog is painted on the left of the painting, about the middle and he's sitting on the bench. He's down on all four hunches. He's got a long mouth. And I think this Norton has painted this long mouth because it sort of retains a kind of an embarrassing sort of look. And then the only other element of the painting is the man. Now Norton's painted him with a white fluffy cap because you've got to depict yourself in these as suburban and Norton has painted this man with his back to us and he's doing this. That's right. He's leaping for joy. Now, Norton's included a little ticket here. She's painted the man nude. So it's these elements that I really find attractive about this painting. It's the simpleness of the construction. It's the hanged dog, embarrassed dog. And it's the man who's naked. He's leaping for joy. He's received insight. He's experienced a eureka moment. I think that Norton has so effectively planted this that the metaphor that I interested was that like how casting aside his clothes, the man's realized that he's going to cast aside your inhibitions. You can experience joy and eureka moments. So, I hope you've enjoyed my description. I hope that you might be able to find a link to the painting somewhere on the . Please check out my channel. Bye. |
VLOG329 | 4.1 | 5.4 | 4.7 | 4 | 4.9 | VLOG329 | 219.71 | 0.70337 | 0.59539 | 0.2715 | 3.2792 | 0.40146 | 0.59726 | 0.23166 | 0.011526 | 0.21605 | 1.444 | 0.81427 | 0.000656 | 2.5692 | -0.000003 | 0.000181 | 0.32119 | 5.5324 | 0.83009 | 0.034704 | 0.15004 | 5.798619 | 0.103554 | 121 | 137 | 329 | Okay. I would just like to say thank you to everyone who commented and stuff. On my last video -- I'm outside to get beautiful singing sounds of the birds. You probably see the evil crow over there. We have an evil crow in our neighborhood. Um, anyway. I yeah, I would really like to thank everyone because you'd not believe how much that helped me. Um, and also people like Millie and Lauren and Mel who kind of ran at me at school and sort of gave me a hug, and I'm not really the huggy type of person but that was amazing. So thank you guys so much. Um, I started eating again which some people say is a good thing. Anyway I got Facebook married to Pedro so me and Lanky are like married now and stuff. Um, yeah. We were talking about relationship statutes anyhow and how Laura wanted to make herself a fake boyfriend so she could be married on Facebook. I'm like, you could just marry me, and she's like, "Oh, I don't want to marry you", and I'm like fine I'll find someone else to marry me then. So I advertised it on Twitter and within like two minutes, um, Pedro was like "Oh, can I marry you? " All right then. So that was -- that was interesting. Yeah. I am going to try to keep all my videos positive from now on and when I'm feeling like crap I won't make a video because that last one was really weird and stuff and, yeah. It's finally almost really pretty much spring now, yes. Happiness. It's all like sun when it's actually not. It's like cloud there, but, apart from that, it's bright and it's sunny and it's happy and it's all good. So -- also I have cool earrings of an axe and 'cause my fringe is in the way and a sword but I think they're pretty cool. But I also have some other ones but they're pretty cool too. I've gotten really into hand sanitizer. Not product placements that are all bi Aquium but like, like hand sanitizer in general is pretty cool at the moment. There are a lot of bugs. Moving on, I want to know who is going to be going to Animania . Animania is an Adelaide anime convention. There is another one -- and that's the phone ringing, but I can't get it. Sorry Mum. Anyway, I want to know who is going to Animania because Animania is going to be greatness in big proportions. I mean it only goes for five hours but like, five hours, that's -- that's just . Um, yeah. I wanna know who's going to Animania because I will want to meet you there and I need ideas as to what to cause plans, so I need someone to -- I need you to recommend to me anime and Mango -- no not Mango. Anime things that I could just go to JB hi fi and buy the DVDs of so I can just, in my spare time of which I have none, I can watch them and I can get addicted to certain theories and then I can go cosplaying with that character from that series and be well, yeah, I totally know what the series is about. I haven't only been watching it for a month and it will be all okay. So October tenth, Animania, who is going? Oh, you're not going? I won't be your friend then. Oh, go away. I'm saying, please don't leave me. I send my love to everybody who helps me out because you're all amazing and -- and -- thank you. Uh, anyway, um, flowers. |
VLOG330 | 4 | 4.7 | 5.1 | 5.1 | 5 | VLOG330 | 232.5 | 0.43557 | 1.209 | 0.37137 | 3.1728 | 0.52591 | 0.71899 | 0.24992 | 0.023601 | 0.64133 | 5.8985 | 2.7302 | 0.004182 | 2.0199 | -0.000022 | 0.00309 | 0.39101 | 1.5562 | 0.59669 | 0.032633 | 0.38344 | 6.169811 | 0.156695 | 122 | 136 | 330 | Hi. I'm making my first advice video, um, a little bit earlier than I intended. And it is for XXXX fan, XXXX, who video responded my last video, asking me a question. Um, before I do that -- before I give her my advice, I would just like to clarify that you want me to give you advice, you don't need to upload video unless you want to. Um, you can just e mail me at ask marbles at gmail. com and stay totally anonymous if you want. Just sign in as you'd like me to refer to you as. Does that make any sense? I don't know. If my voice sounds a little bit weird, I woke up with a cold today. Boo. So she asks me, um, what do I do when people make fun of me because I like Twilight? Um, you know, I have -- I myself, obviously have received a lot of, um, teasing, not just from, uh, people I don't know, but, like, friends and family and, you know, a lot from guys. Lots of guys. Ohhh, you like that Twilight stuff, well. Especially from people who haven't even actually read the books or seen the movie, they're just sick of seeing it everywhere and kind of approach it as High School Musical, but for like emo children. Mm, I don't know. Basically, you just gotta keep in mind that it's not actually personal and that, really, the person they're making fun of is themselves, especially in the case of them having not read the book or seen the movie. I mean, people are entitled to their opinions, obviously. But no one should ever make fun of you for liking something that they don't, unless it's done kind of, you know, playfully. And people will always tease each other about that kind of thing. Like, um, growing up I always used to make fun of my younger brother for liking Mighty Machines 'cause I thought it was the most boring show of life, basically. So the best thing you can do in that situation, whether it be, uh, in the comments on the video or -- or some random person at school who's commenting on your Team Edward shirt, or a family member, or whatever, is just keep in mind, well, everyone is entitled to their own opinion. And you can say that -- look them dead in the eye when you say that, everyone's entitled to their own opinion. There isn't much more they can say to that, because you're not -- even when you're disagreeing with them, you're kinda agreeing to disagree. And don't let other people, you know, knock you down just over something you happen to like. In the end their opinion, when it comes to your interest, doesn't matter. I think that helps. So click update while I'm, uh, making this video real quick. I've gotten a lot of responses to the book club thing. And I'm going to say the ones that are up for votes, will be, obviously, The One Hundred Names, The Immortal Instruments series and anything by John Green. Those seem to be the three most popular. So in comments, throw out which of the three you would prefer to have me talk about. And maybe you have advice for AJ. Probably you should give it to her as well. I'm going to -- well, obviously, make this a video response to her video, but until that happens I'll also link her video on the side. So. Ahh. Good times. I'm sorry; I wish I was more energetic. Oh, oh, and by the way, everybody who's been sending me private messages of encouragement, thank you so much. I do read them. I do. And, um, I'm trying to reply to all of them. And I do read all your comments as well. And I appreciate every piece of encouragement I've received. So, peace out. Peace out. Really. It's come to that, hasn't it? |
VLOG331 | 4.5 | 4.8 | 4.6 | 4.8 | 4.9 | VLOG331 | 165.79 | 0.43383 | 1.1999 | 0.36376 | 3.9478 | 0.27033 | 0.72727 | 0.14422 | 0.021839 | 1.1122 | 10.901 | 6.4835 | 0.010176 | 1.3973 | -0.000091 | 0.003733 | 0.31604 | 1.9411 | 0.71192 | 0.034845 | 0.36676 | 6.196614 | 0.062341 | 132 | 181 | 331 | Ladies and gentlemen, how're you all doing? My name is XXXX and I look for opportunities. Um, you know uh, just a lot of stuff's been going on which is why I haven't really posted a video in a while. Um, just a lotta -- a lotta -- a lotta family stuff and friends and whatnot. Anyways, um, you know, it's bad stuff, but, you know, you gotta move on from it. So that's what I'm doing. Um, it's -- some of you guys -- I don't know. Just so you guys know, I'm a hundred seventy two pounds now. Um, but that's probably because of the stress so not necessarily a good, uh, eating habit. Um, I've been working out a lot more. Every morning I do about uh, thirty to fifty pushups uh, just to get my day going. And then I try to do a little workout throughout the day. Um, so, you know, just -- that's just a little update for you guys. I'm sorry I didn't really, you know, uh, go with the daily blogs all the time. But um, I'm just letting you guys know, a hundred seventy two pounds. I'm working out pretty much every day now and um, you know, it's pretty good. Um, and yesterday I uh, was helping my friend and his brother film something for his girlfriend. Um, it's like a micro Christmas thing. And I am going -- I might put that on this channel. It's not like I have any other channel to put it on, but I might put it on here. Kind of -- I think -- you know, I was filming it and stuff like that and I felt a little direct and it was -- it was a lot of fun. So uh, hopefully you guys will see that pretty soon. Um, anyway, I have a lot more raps that I would love to get out and a lot more songs that I'd love to get out. So um, that's kind a what this channel's turning into. A lot of rap and songs and blogs. Um, I used my skip, but I just don't have time to skipping right now. Um, but anyway um, you know, that's enough out of me. So thanks for watching and stay healthy and I hope you have a happy holiday if I don't talk to you before and -- yeah -- that's it. You guys have a good one. |
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